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reddit_jokes | Those who know binary and those who dont. | There are 10 kinds of people... | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches. | Did you know half your penis is inside you? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck. | Deer nuts and beer nuts | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | You park in it, man. | What do you do when you see a spaceman? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Better traction in the mud. | Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | One says to the other, "Can I push in your stool?"
Not sure if its a repost. My coworker just told me this. | Two gay men go into a bar. | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now! | How can you tell if your wife left you? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | You only have to punch information into a computer once. | What's the difference between a woman and a computer? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | She spreads and I jam | Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | I'll teach you how to sin ;) | For girls who are trying to tan... | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | He's just livin the dream. | My friend is a professional sleep-walker. | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...*dramatic pause*...
An imPASTA! | What do you call a fake noodle? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The Kia Ora. | What's a New Zealander's favorite car? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | She's only happy when "It's Complicated." | Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | he was tired of dealing with that shit every day | heard about the toilet that quit his job? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ... I said "I can't do Tuesdays." | So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | We will play our songs, but start over half way through it. | I'm going to start a band called Control Z | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Those who can count
And those who cannot count | There are three types of people in this world | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I can't remember though | I think I'm addicted to roofies... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre?
.......The punchline is too long! | JonesTown Massacre | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years. | My wife wants to have a kid... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
A: a Freudian slip | What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | one was assaulted. | Two peanuts were walking down the street | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | sometimes you need a second asshole | Opinions are like assholes... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Cadillac seats 5. | What's the worst part about seeing 4 black people go off a cliff in a Cadillac? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.. | Does anyone know where concentrate is? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt. | Will reddit let me get by with this one? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | So I can tell my friends I go to the Jim everyday | I named my bathroom "the Jim" | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | It was in bread..... | Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | About half-way.
Wokka wokka! | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | And present it as if he wrote it | Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Old West and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..." | Three Legged Dog | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | A nun with a harpoon through her head. | What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway. | So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | And the bartender says, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies, "I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family." | So a horse walks into a bar... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | They agreed that next time they would fly with Virgin | Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | You can't make your van gogh. | What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Because it was his duty. | Why did the janitor flush the toilet? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Lets go home and spread the word | The word of the day is legs... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...But some cookies would brighten my day!
Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now. | Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction | Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | National Dyslexia Association | What does D.N.A. stand for? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen. | I saw this really good movie in a hotel.. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Because they're good at commiting. | Why are programmers good husbands? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Looks like someone finally called the fashion police. | Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican... | What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A club sandwich with extra beets. | What did the DJ order from the deli? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He lost the huile d'olive. | Why did the French chef commit suicide? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Nothing. It just waved. | What did the ocean say to the beach? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | but it left in the morning without saying a word. It was one nightstand. | So i brought home a piece of furniture last night... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : "it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?" | Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Because they are disappointed in you... | Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol. | I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | It was stallin' | Why did the dictator's plane crash? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | does his coach put him on the Bench? | If a powerlifter has weak legs... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first | Definition of embarassment | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants) | Why was the baby ant confused? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!! | Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He got mixed up with a few bad apples. | Why did the smoothie get assassinated? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing.
The pilot stops him saying, "Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on." | A vulture tries to get on an airplane | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering | What are the three rings of marriage? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Four skin divers | How do you circumcise a whale? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Two. But I don't know how they got in there. | How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because they cantaloupe | Why do melons have traditional marriages? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | is it called wallpapering the coffin? | If you're a necrophiliac... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | So he could get a long little doggy! | Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Then I could call him Benedict "Q" Cumberbatch. | I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Baked Beans. | What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Mourning wood | What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea. | Finally an international statesman supports Prism | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some! | Yo daddy jokes? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch. | Obesity it's a disease | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | 100% Concentrated. | Orange Jews | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...but I came up short. | I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | (Italian accent) You tasted defeat. | (After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Now I just need to colour him in | Drew Barrymore | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | They both had Kurds in their way! | What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Wanna go ride bikes? | How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because he had his appendix removed.
note: books can also be female. | Why did the book get stitches? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | He was floored. | Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | He never really got the hang of Parthian shots. | Why was Crassus bad at insults? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | The landlord says to the rest of the customers:
"Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"
Ba Dum Tss! | A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | The world needs more lerts. | Be alert | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The Hippocampus! | Where do hippos go to school? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Does this smell like chloroform to you?? | Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline. | What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | He drank his coffee before it was cool
*badum pssssh* | How did the hipster burn his tongue? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY* | What do gay horses eat? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | They're making headlines. | Have you heard about corduroy pillows? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Self employed | What do you call a prostitute with her hands down her skirt? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | The French word for "cheese" is "fromage". | Why don't French people smile in pictures? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | So they don't whistle on the way down. | Why do female skydivers wear tampons? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Because it's un oeuf. | Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice, they never are. | In Theory... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Rick O'Shay. | What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | You can't gargle sand. | What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper. | How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | You take the 'S' out of sub, and the 'F' out of way. | How do you fit an elephant in the subway? (x-post) | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Some people think they are insul'in | Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I'm always taken for granite! | What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? | 5 |
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