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reddit_jokes	Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."	Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.	4
reddit_jokes	A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!	What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?	4
reddit_jokes	because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.	Why was the sacajawea coin made?	4.5
reddit_jokes	And I think he took off with my better half.	The lobotomist ran off with my wife...	5
reddit_jokes	I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.	I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach...	5
reddit_jokes	have both ups and downs?	Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome...	4
reddit_jokes	Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?	When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are...	4
reddit_jokes	You make a seizure salad	What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?	4
reddit_jokes	When the girl has to chew before she swallows.	How do you know you have a high sperm count?	4
reddit_jokes	after I destroyed Uranus.	Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system	4.5
reddit_jokes	It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too.	It's no wonder we've never met an alien	3.5
reddit_jokes	they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason	Politicians and dipers have one thing in common	5
reddit_jokes	But when I do, I have dos eggies	I don't always eat breakfast	3.5
reddit_jokes	Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio	What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?	5
reddit_jokes	In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.	Question about The Catcher in the Rye	5
reddit_jokes	A cross breeze.	What do you call an angry wind?	4
reddit_jokes	Little Dicks	Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store	4
reddit_jokes	...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still...	Tiger Woods...	4
reddit_jokes	I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation	What did the black hole say to the pulsar?	4
reddit_jokes	The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?" The centaur replies, "My throat isn't horse but my legs are."	So a centaur walks into a bar	4.5
reddit_jokes	She claims she thought of this on the spot, I thought the double pun was pretty damn clever!	My cousin, a Shoprite cashier, asked a customer "how many ears do you have in that bag", the customer counted and said "8", My cousin then replied "I was going to say you must have really good hearing, but I thought that would have been too corny!"	5
reddit_jokes	"It has Injun problems."	What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car?	5
reddit_jokes	which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim.	My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic...	4
reddit_jokes	It gives out a little wine!	What happens when you sit on a grape?	3.5
reddit_jokes	They have four lips	Why do girls talk so much?	5
reddit_jokes	Haydn. [OC]	Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?	4.5
reddit_jokes	Juneau what I mean?	It gets cold in Alaska during the winter.	4
reddit_jokes	If he's still your enemy after that, at least he's a mile away and hasn't got any shoes.	In order to understand your enemy, you must walk a mile in his shoes.	4
reddit_jokes	vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.	What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?	5
reddit_jokes	ANY COCKLEDOO!	A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...	5
reddit_jokes	A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)	dat hyphen	4.5
reddit_jokes	He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry.	Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline?	4
reddit_jokes	At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass.	I really envy Gay couples	4
reddit_jokes	I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker.	Bad Luck	4.5
reddit_jokes	Andwer: the smell.	What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache?	4.5
reddit_jokes	Lenght of chimney x wind speed	What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?	4
reddit_jokes	I said, "That's bang out of order!"	A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'...	4.5
reddit_jokes	I love being bipolar. It sucks.	The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit:	3.5
reddit_jokes	The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies.	Two men walk into a bar..	4
reddit_jokes	Ba dum piss	How does R.Kelly end a joke?	5
reddit_jokes	I find you a-peeling	What did one banana say to another banana?	3.5
reddit_jokes	I guess he needed more concentration.	My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework.....	3.5
reddit_jokes	They both like a tight seal	What does a walrus and tupperware have in common?	5
reddit_jokes	From the father of the bride and groom.	As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech...	3.5
reddit_jokes	WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM	ITALIAN MUSTACHES	3.5
reddit_jokes	YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!	How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit)	5
reddit_jokes	Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death.	It's your choice.	4
reddit_jokes	I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop.	A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.'	4.5
reddit_jokes	The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)	What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting?	5
reddit_jokes	Acne waits until you've hit puberty to come on your face.	What's the difference between acne and catholic priests?	4
reddit_jokes	Would it have windows?	If apple made a car...	3.5
reddit_jokes	The bartender says, "What'll it be, mister?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"	A skeleton walks in to a bar...	5
reddit_jokes	Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes...	My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...	5
reddit_jokes	...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!	So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad...	4
reddit_jokes	If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen.	My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program	3.5
reddit_jokes	I could use some sage advice.	Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis?	4
reddit_jokes	Two cooks in the house.	What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?	4
reddit_jokes	A frog in a blender.	What's red and green and goes 100mph?	5
reddit_jokes	A bowl of Ramen Noodles	What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty?	5
reddit_jokes	"I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."	A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show...	4.5
reddit_jokes	because D shells dont fit	Why do mermaids wear seashells?	4
reddit_jokes	Coop d'etah	What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?	4
reddit_jokes	Hose A and Hose B	What do you call two Mexican firefighters?	5
reddit_jokes	...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.	So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but...	4.5
reddit_jokes	They are on their way out.	Exit signs.	3.5
reddit_jokes	He worked it out with a pencil.	Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?	4
reddit_jokes	One is a bunch of cunning runts.	What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?	5
reddit_jokes	... but I don't think that was her real name.	I had an Epiphany while in the strip club...	3.5
reddit_jokes	How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? Snap her shoulders.	So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell "Offensive Jokes" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL	5
reddit_jokes	He saw the salad dressing	Why did the tomato blush?	4.5
reddit_jokes	Were both constantly penetrating your mom	How are neutrinos and i alike?	5
reddit_jokes	Police think he topped himself.	A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles..	4
reddit_jokes	Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)	I used to have a job impersonating a German composer.	4
reddit_jokes	Nigga pleads.	What does a black man do when faced with the death penalty?	4.5
reddit_jokes	Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel..	Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?	5
reddit_jokes	Quacker Oats	What does a duck like to have for breakfast?	5
reddit_jokes	I was involved in very organised crime	I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia	4.5
reddit_jokes	Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!	[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot?	4
reddit_jokes	He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss	How did the Australian make the Olympics?	4.5
reddit_jokes	It's intense!	Why is camping so much fun?	4
reddit_jokes	Fruit by the foot.	What do you call a well-hung gay man?	4.5
reddit_jokes	A dill d'oh	What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?	3.5
reddit_jokes	A lickalottapus.	What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?	4
reddit_jokes	He was a Nazi.	My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews.	5
reddit_jokes	It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.	What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?	4.5
reddit_jokes	[2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)	Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?	4
reddit_jokes	He used the Hookshot!	How did Link win the basketball game for his team?	4
reddit_jokes	...and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"	There are two fish in a tank...	5
reddit_jokes	And he liked it. So he put a ring on it	Then god created Saturn,	4
reddit_jokes	A human-sized microwave.	To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator?	4
reddit_jokes	One said to the other, "you man the guns, I drive."	There were 2 goldfish in a tank	5
reddit_jokes	On the way out the lady at the counter says "Come again!" The blonder replies "No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"	A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners...	4.5
reddit_jokes	Because so few of them know how to dance.	Why do mice have such small balls?	5
reddit_jokes	Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour	First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...	5
reddit_jokes	Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries.	I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus...	4
reddit_jokes	and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'.	I was walking down the street one day..	4.5
reddit_jokes	Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris.	Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend.	5
reddit_jokes	"Photons matter!"	While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,	5
reddit_jokes	They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.	What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common?	3.5
reddit_jokes	Because he found it to be SUB-standard.	Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?	5

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Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."

Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.

4

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A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

4

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because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

4.5

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And I think he took off with my better half.

The lobotomist ran off with my wife...

5

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I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner.

I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach...

5

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have both ups and downs?

Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome...

4

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Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?

When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are...

4

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You make a seizure salad

What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?

4

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When the girl has to chew before she swallows.

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

4

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after I destroyed Uranus.

Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system

4.5

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It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too.

It's no wonder we've never met an alien

3.5

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they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason

Politicians and dipers have one thing in common

5

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But when I do, I have dos eggies

I don't always eat breakfast

3.5

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Make me one with everything. - Danny DeVito from Inside the Actor's Studio

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

5

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In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.

Question about The Catcher in the Rye

5

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A cross breeze.

What do you call an angry wind?

4

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Little Dicks

Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store

4

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...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still...

Tiger Woods...

4

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I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

4

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The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat?" The centaur replies, "My throat isn't horse but my legs are."

So a centaur walks into a bar

4.5

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She claims she thought of this on the spot, I thought the double pun was pretty damn clever!

My cousin, a Shoprite cashier, asked a customer "how many ears do you have in that bag", the customer counted and said "8", My cousin then replied "I was going to say you must have really good hearing, but I thought that would have been too corny!"

5

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"It has Injun problems."

What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car?

5

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which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim.

My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic...

4

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It gives out a little wine!

What happens when you sit on a grape?

3.5

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They have four lips

Why do girls talk so much?

5

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Haydn. [OC]

Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?

4.5

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Juneau what I mean?

It gets cold in Alaska during the winter.

4

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If he's still your enemy after that, at least he's a mile away and hasn't got any shoes.

In order to understand your enemy, you must walk a mile in his shoes.

4

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vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

5

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ANY COCKLEDOO!

A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

5

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A man eating fish was saved by a hyphen from a man-eating fish (you might have heard it before but its new to me)

dat hyphen

4.5

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He strained his leg. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry.

Did you hear about the leper on the trampoline?

4

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At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass.

I really envy Gay couples

4

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I think my luck is getting worse. I was mugged by a Quaker.

Bad Luck

4.5

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Andwer: the smell.

What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache?

4.5

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Lenght of chimney x wind speed

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

4

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I said, "That's bang out of order!"

A mate of mine held up a sign that said 'BNAG'...

4.5

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I love being bipolar. It sucks.

The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit:

3.5

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The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies.

Two men walk into a bar..

4

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Ba dum *piss*

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

5

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I find you a-peeling

What did one banana say to another banana?

3.5

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I guess he needed more concentration.

My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework.....

3.5

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They both like a tight seal

What does a walrus and tupperware have in common?

5

reddit_jokes

From the father of the bride and groom.

As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech...

3.5

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WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM

ITALIAN MUSTACHES

3.5

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YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit)

5

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Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death.

It's your choice.

4

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I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop.

A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.'

4.5

reddit_jokes

The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)

What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting?

5

reddit_jokes

Acne waits until you've hit puberty to come on your face.

What's the difference between acne and catholic priests?

4

reddit_jokes

Would it have windows?

If apple made a car...

3.5

reddit_jokes

The bartender says, "What'll it be, mister?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

A skeleton walks in to a bar...

5

reddit_jokes

Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes...

My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...

5

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...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!

So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad...

4

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If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen.

My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program

3.5

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I could use some sage advice.

Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis?

4

reddit_jokes

Two cooks in the house.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

4

reddit_jokes

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and goes 100mph?

5

reddit_jokes

A bowl of Ramen Noodles

What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty?

5

reddit_jokes

"I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."

A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show...

4.5

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because D shells dont fit

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

4

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Coop d'etah

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

4

reddit_jokes

Hose A and Hose B

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

5

reddit_jokes

...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.

So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but...

4.5

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They are on their way out.

Exit signs.

3.5

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He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

4

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One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

5

reddit_jokes

... but I don't think that was her real name.

I had an Epiphany while in the strip club...

3.5

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How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*

So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell "Offensive Jokes" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL

5

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He saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato blush?

4.5

reddit_jokes

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

How are neutrinos and i alike?

5

reddit_jokes

Police think he topped himself.

A man was found dead under an ice-cream truck, covered in chocolate syrup and sprinkles..

4

reddit_jokes

Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)

I used to have a job impersonating a German composer.

4

reddit_jokes

Nigga pleads.

What does a black man do when faced with the death penalty?

4.5

reddit_jokes

Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel..

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children?

5

reddit_jokes

Quacker Oats

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

5

reddit_jokes

I was involved in very organised crime

I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia

4.5

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Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!

[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot?

4

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He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

4.5

reddit_jokes

It's intense!

Why is camping so much fun?

4

reddit_jokes

Fruit by the foot.

What do you call a well-hung gay man?

4.5

reddit_jokes

A dill d'oh

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

3.5

reddit_jokes

A lickalottapus.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

4

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He was a Nazi.

My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews.

5

reddit_jokes

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

4.5

reddit_jokes

[2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

4

reddit_jokes

He used the Hookshot!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

4

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...and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

There are two fish in a tank...

5

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And he liked it. So he put a ring on it

Then god created Saturn,

4

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A human-sized microwave.

To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator?

4

reddit_jokes

One said to the other, "you man the guns, I drive."

There were 2 goldfish in a tank

5

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On the way out the lady at the counter says "Come again!" The blonder replies "No, this time it's toothpaste you nosy bitch!"

A blonde takes her dress into the dry cleaners...

4.5

reddit_jokes

Because so few of them know how to dance.

Why do mice have such small balls?

5

reddit_jokes

Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires...

5

reddit_jokes

Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries.

I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus...

4

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and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'.

I was walking down the street one day..

4.5

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Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris.

Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend.

5

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"Photons matter!"

While defending the relevance of his laser experiments, the scientist shouted,

5

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They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record.

What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common?

3.5

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Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

5