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reddit_jokes | A nickeless cage. | What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I'm now barred from my local bookies. | I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday. | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | How many of our friends do you see?
Just Juan. | Hey, Jose! | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase. | My uncle performed circumcisions... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I guess you could say it's not my forte. | I can't play music in piano; | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because he was tired of working with assholes all day | why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | A pedophile. | What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Yet none of them can drive. | All women are different. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | It was *in tents.* | Did you hear about the fire at the circus? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Police say they have nothing to go on. | News just in. There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I just couldn't handle the risk. | I changed my major from being an actuary. | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | When his dick tastes like shit | How do you know when your best friend is gay? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Gangs don't have to pay for friends. | What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Their last big hit was the wall. | What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | errr mer GERD | How do people with acid reflux complain? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | It's a shelter for lightly battered women. | Have you heard of the Tempura House? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Pre-nup brittle. | What candy do you give your wife before you get married? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | The cow didn't make it. | What happens when you find bones on the moon? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Well urine luck. | Want to hear a good pee joke? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications. | Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Thank you for coming! | What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked.
The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie. | A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this:
"Found, one black boy's bicycle."
Wonder how they knew? | Lost and Found | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ... ground up and in the freezer. | I like my women like I like my coffee ... | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea | My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Face muscles | You wanna know what makes me smile? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren?
SWAT Sticka's! | What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Those guys really raise the roof! | Have you ever been to an Amish party? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | You osculate its tit a lot! | How do you titillate an ocelot? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | It was a "shitzu." | Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Jokes suck when people | Put the punchline in the title. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | A lickalotopuss. | What do you call a lesbian octopus? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | You don't know? | How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A tahini bit. | How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...if you're fat enough. | All jeans are skinny jeans... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | He was a"salted" | Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. | I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican. | Jack | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?" | So a circumference walks into a restaurant... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner! | Have you ever had Ethiopian food? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I told her, "Ovariesy." | My wife's a biology teacher... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | To get to the same side. | Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | It wooden go. | What was wrong with the wooden car? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ..asks her father, "Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?" he says, "40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?" | A Jewish girl.. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter. | I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. | 5 |
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