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reddit_jokes | I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time.
Got any more | Jokes that nerds tell | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | the wheelchair. | what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ... yeah that's the whole joke. | A dyslexic man walks into a bra. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Really need to get their shit together. | People with chrons disease | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A: They don't have balls to scratch!! | Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Their making headlines! | Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Apparelently. | Is fashion all about clothes? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | One fish says to the other 'how the fuck do you drive this thing?' | Two fish are in a tank... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | * Knock knock.
* Who's there?
* 9/11.
* 9/11 who?
* [You said you wouldn't forget](/spoiler) | For today. | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Southbound 35. | What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | ...I just stand at the back and ting... | I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks | Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | 1 Brazilian | How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | She comes with half of Ken's stuff. | My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie" | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Industrial Metal | What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The boss asks him, "How sick are you anyway?"
"I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?" | A man calls his boss to call in sick... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I don't have any... | A list of my favorite sex jokes. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick | A woman walks up to me and says "give me 12 inches and make it hurt".... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it. | How do you re-use a condom? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed | It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Dead or alive, you're coming with me | When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because then you'd have to call them bagels. | Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | that was a low blow | you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills. | I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "gruss dich." | A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | They smoke them out. | How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | They get Vlasic surgery | What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | "I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!" | ...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | ...and I don't care how much my wife protests it.
I wanted a boy, dammit. | I'm saving up my money for a sex change operation... | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | and my mom is Hispanic | I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100m | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, "how come?" | A cowboy walks up to an Indian | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Big bad habits. | What do deviant nuns have? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime. | Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say?
Hissss and Hearse | An undertaker and a snake | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | They are both terrible without Cream. | What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Don't pay her. | How do you make a hormone? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | They can not stand stakes! | Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Usain Balti.. | What's the fastest curry in the world? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | He was trying to heel them. | Why did the doctor kick his patients? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | He just couldn't **put it down!** | did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | thats the joke. | A plane full of lawyers die in a crash. | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue. | mathematician | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | "You're a numbskull." | What did the dead person say the skeleton... | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because the only thing to eat is shampoo. | Why do flies hate the shower? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | either way you lose the trailer | what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Twice with a tennis racket. | I killed a squirrel once with a car. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | A rubber band | What do you call a gang of tires? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Because he was wandering around with a semillon.
(best when read out loud) | Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I masturbated 4 miles today | According to my Nike Fitbit | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He was charged with breaking and entering. | A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. | What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | First he wax on, then he wax off! | Did you hear about the horny Asian janitor? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | I don't want to peanut butter my dick up your ass. | What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. | What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | fucking assholes. | Sometimes I Think That The Pro-Gay Marriage Side And The Anti-Gay Marriage Side Are All | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit. | Yo mama's so fat... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already. | I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | How do you project confidence?
Multiply by the cosine of the angle. | How do you project confidence? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | You fuck her. | How do you get a nun pregnant? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling | How do you start a rave in Africa? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Call her and tell her. | How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder. | How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Sack-Religious | What do you call a gay satanist? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | They make up *everything* | Never trust an atom | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | He orders a drink. | A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter. | I met a new paleontologist today... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well. | I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | "Want to get kinky and have a 4G?" | What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | The bartender says "get your black ass outta here." | A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | you think the second one would have seen it. | Two men walk into a bar. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | I was, like, OMg! | I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | What does a normal rooster say?
cock-a-doodle-doo!
what does a horny rooster say?
any-cock-will-do! | Horny rooster | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He's a real lady killer! | I have a beta fish named Carl | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | There once was a woman with dementia and she | There once was... | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Best way to prevent iPhone theft? Make it look like a BlackBerry. | I just had my iPhone stolen. I wish I thought of this before. | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | He was a fungi. Why did he end up leaving the party? There wasn't mushroom. | Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | They both have a lot of bum buddies. | What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Your Mercedes Bends | What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree. | What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because you cannot have your cake and eat it too | why is oral sex better than cake? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | -Eli Whitney | "Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin." | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time. | I pulled my groin the other day.. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder. | How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Barack Obama! | Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | Rex
(made this one up myself!) | What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because they weren't getting a square meal. | Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Disassedher | Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | but I found it quite rappelent. | I wanted to rope down this mountain... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Shit for Brains | What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years. | I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking.
-We allready did. We're getting wasted now! | A dialogue between Russians. | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | They had a *Necro*mantic** time. | What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? | 5 |
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reddit_jokes | Because 7 has friends in the politburo | Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? | 3.5 |
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reddit_jokes | ...it's cheesy. | I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi | Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Shoot the guy who's pushing it. | How do you stop a Mexican tank? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | One is your mom; the other one gets paid more. | What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | They are always looking for prophets. | Why are Jews so rich? | 4.5 |
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reddit_jokes | You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. | What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? | 4 |
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reddit_jokes | Depends on the supply and demand curve | How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? | 5 |
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