ysharma/rickandmorty · Datasets at Hugging Face

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459	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare.
460	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, boy, Rick. I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know scare Scary Terry.
461	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch! Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants!
463	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Oh, uh, um ... "Bitch."
465	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?
467	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry. You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.
468	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Hey, yo, scary T., don't even trip about your pants dawg. Here's a pair on us, fool.
469	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Aww, bitch. I don't know what to say.
470	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	You don't need to say anything. We got you, dawg.
471	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	You're our boy, dawg. Don't even trip.
472	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Oh, hey, it's you guys!
474	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.
475	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.
477	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	I always hated that song!
478	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	These halves don't belong together, bitch!
479	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	Sex is sacred!
480	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Scary Terry	This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
481	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Mr. Goldenfold	Holy crap! God damn! I know one thing for sure I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea. That is an original thought.
482	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What the hell?
483	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?
484	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Oh, man, what's going on?
485	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.
486	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart.
487	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Summer	This is why I choose to get C's.
488	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
489	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	- Dad! - Rick!
490	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel or something before the dogs completely take over.
491	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not going anywhere. This is my house. I'm not abandoning it.
492	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's all over, Jerry. The dogs are on a path to total world domination. But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?
493	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	Wait a minute. I have an idea. Gentlemen, a moment of your time. See that? I'm peeing all over your special guns. That means I own them.
494	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Bad person. Bad.
495	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
496	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Bring the boy to me. You were always kind to me, Morty. That's why I will leave you with your testicles. From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.
497	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Th-thanks, snuffles.
498	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Begin phase two.
502	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Mmm. Thank you, Fido. Rick! I thought you were dead!
503	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	No, no, no, I was just playing dead. Good news, though, Morty. This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.
504	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What?
505	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's a dream, Morty. We're in your dog's dream. The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside snuffles' dream.
506	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	But I-it's been like a whole year!
507	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's been six hours. Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, then so is everyone's favorite movie.
508	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
509	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. You're sleeping in your crap right now. Out of all the things that happened to you, that was the only real thing that, you know, is that you crapped your pants. I mean, it's a mess out there. I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth.
510	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Aw, man, geez! Seriously?
511	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. Here, here take these, Morty. Take these.
512	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?
513	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Close. It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.
514	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	What?!
515	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	It's necessary for the plan, Morty. Don't even trip, dawg.
517	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Anything. Anything for my precious Morty.
519	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	To hell with my kingdom, bean counter. I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness.
521	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	We are not them! We are not them.
522	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty. Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a society of intelligent dogs, one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one where pet insurance will be mandatory.
523	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	I'm gonna miss you, snowball.
524	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Snuffles	You can call me snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, very much.
525	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Beth	Jerry?
526	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Jerry	I'm sorry. It's just like the end of "Old Yeller.
527	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Beth	Oh, Jerry. You mean because it had dogs in it.
528	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	Wow! A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. I wonder what it'll be like, Rick.
529	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	I think it will be great, Morty. You know it could be developed in-into a very satisfying project for people of all ages. I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven.
530	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Morty	You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick.
531	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	What do you know, Morty? What do you know?
533	1	2	Lawnmower Dog	Rick	Oooh! This is how you dream, bitch.
534	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Principal Vagina	Principal Vagina here, don't let the name fool you, I'm very much in charge, reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this but if you have the flu, stay home, the flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.
536	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Ohhh. Okay, here we go. H-Heyy Jessica, ughh.
537	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jessica	What's up Morty?
538	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Ugghh
539	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Brad	What are you doing?
540	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Ummm
541	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Brad	Wait, wait, Were you about to talk... to her?
542	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Well, I mean, I was thinking about it.
543	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Brad	Dude, Stay in your league! Look at how hot she is! You don't see me going to a bigger school, in a wealthier district and hittin' on their prettiest girl!
544	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jessica	Gee, thanks, Brad.
545	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Brad	I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.
546	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	Eh, Try not to worry about it, Morty. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.
547	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls, I want Jessica!
548	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	Ahhh, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named your mom, and that's not an urban dis, your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought...
549	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me.
550	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	I beg your pardon, Rick, INAPPROPRIATE.
551	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty, his marriage is hanging from a thread.
552	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	My marriage is fine, thank you.
553	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Jerry, it's your house, whatever you say it is is how it is, but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.
554	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Come on, Rick, don't talk about my parents like that.
555	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
556	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Alright, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.
557	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	Yeah, I'm just going to...check on your mom.
558	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh? I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty. It's gonna be great.
559	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Hey, listen, Rick. You know how you said that, you know... love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? Well, I was thinkn', you know, www... could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing, you know, like maybe make some sort of love potion or something?
560	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Morty, that's such a poor use of my time, it's beneath me. Hand me the screwdriver.
561	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	YOU KNOW WHAT, NO RICK! I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE SCREWDRIVER! Uh, I'm never gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick. I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing. Www...what about me, Rick? Www... why can't you just help me out once, once, for once?
562	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass! Listen, this is called oxytocin. I extracted it from a vole. You know what a VOLE is, Morty, you know what a vole is?
563	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	It's a, it's a rodent that mates for life, Morty. This is the chemical release in the mammal's brain, ...that makes it fall in love. Alright Morty, I just gotta combine it with some of your DNA.
564	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Oh well, okay...
565	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	A hair, Morty, I need one of your hairs! This isn't Game Of Thrones.
566	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Oww!
567	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Alright, Morty, whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you, and only you, forever. Ya happy now, Morty?
568	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Morty	Heck yeah! Thank you, Grandpa Rick! Hey there's no dangers or anything or side effects, right?
569	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Www.. what am I, a hack?! Go nuts, Morty, it's full proof.
570	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Rick	Ugh, unless she has the flu.
571	1	6	Rick Potion 9	Jerry	Beth, do you still love me?

459

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Looks like scary Terry's having a nightmare.

460

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, boy, Rick. I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know scare Scary Terry.

461

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Oh, no! I'm late to class, bitch! Oh, no! I'm not wearing any pants!

463

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Oh, uh, um ... "Bitch."

465

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants?

467

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

You're putting too much pressure on yourself, scary Terry. You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is.

468

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Hey, yo, scary T., don't even trip about your pants dawg. Here's a pair on us, fool.

469

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Aww, bitch. I don't know what to say.

470

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

You don't need to say anything. We got you, dawg.

471

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

You're our boy, dawg. Don't even trip.

472

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Oh, hey, it's you guys!

474

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

If you guys ever need anything, just say the word.

475

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

As a matter of fact, Terry, there is something you could help us with.

477

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

I always hated that song!

478

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

These halves don't belong together, bitch!

479

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Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

Sex is sacred!

480

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2

Lawnmower Dog

Scary Terry

This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch!

481

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Lawnmower Dog

Mr. Goldenfold

Holy crap! God damn! I know one thing for sure I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, and that's my idea. That is an original thought.

482

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What the hell?

483

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty?

484

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Oh, man, what's going on?

485

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, but your guess is as good as mine, Morty.

486

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Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

I can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart.

487

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Lawnmower Dog

Summer

This is why I choose to get C's.

488

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.

489

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

- Dad! - Rick!

490

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel or something before the dogs completely take over.

491

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Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not going anywhere. This is my house. I'm not abandoning it.

492

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's all over, Jerry. The dogs are on a path to total world domination. But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right?

493

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Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

Wait a minute. I have an idea. Gentlemen, a moment of your time. See that? I'm peeing all over your special guns. That means I own them.

494

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Bad person. Bad.

495

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Ooh, great plan, Jerry.

496

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Bring the boy to me. You were always kind to me, Morty. That's why I will leave you with your testicles. From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side.

497

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Th-thanks, snuffles.

498

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Begin phase two.

502

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Mmm. Thank you, Fido. Rick! I thought you were dead!

503

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

No, no, no, I was just playing dead. Good news, though, Morty. This whole thing's gonna be over really soon.

504

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2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What?

505

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2

Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's a dream, Morty. We're in your dog's dream. The night the dogs captured us, after you cried and crapped your pants, we all went to sleep. Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside snuffles' dream.

506

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

But I-it's been like a whole year!

507

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's been six hours. Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, then so is everyone's favorite movie.

508

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2

Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.

509

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. You're sleeping in your crap right now. Out of all the things that happened to you, that was the only real thing that, you know, is that you crapped your pants. I mean, it's a mess out there. I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth.

510

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Aw, man, geez! Seriously?

511

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. Here, here take these, Morty. Take these.

512

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something?

513

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Close. It's gonna make your kidneys shut down.

514

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

What?!

515

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

It's necessary for the plan, Morty. Don't even trip, dawg.

517

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Anything. Anything for my precious Morty.

519

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

To hell with my kingdom, bean counter. I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness.

521

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

We are not them! We are not them.

522

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty. Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a society of intelligent dogs, one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one where pet insurance will be mandatory.

523

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

I'm gonna miss you, snowball.

524

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Lawnmower Dog

Snuffles

You can call me snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, very much.

525

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Lawnmower Dog

Beth

Jerry?

526

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Lawnmower Dog

Jerry

I'm sorry. It's just like the end of "Old Yeller.

527

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Lawnmower Dog

Beth

Oh, Jerry. You mean because it had dogs in it.

528

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

Wow! A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. I wonder what it'll be like, Rick.

529

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

I think it will be great, Morty. You know it could be developed in-into a very satisfying project for people of all ages. I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven.

530

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Lawnmower Dog

Morty

You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick.

531

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

What do you know, Morty? What do you know?

533

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Lawnmower Dog

Rick

Oooh! This is how you dream, bitch.

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Rick Potion 9

Principal Vagina

Principal Vagina here, don't let the name fool you, I'm very much in charge, reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this but if you have the flu, stay home, the flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.

536

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Ohhh. Okay, here we go. H-Heyy Jessica, ughh.

537

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Rick Potion 9

Jessica

What's up Morty?

538

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Ugghh

539

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Rick Potion 9

Brad

What are you doing?

540

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Ummm

541

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Rick Potion 9

Brad

Wait, wait, Were you about to talk... to her?

542

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Well, I mean, I was thinking about it.

543

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Brad

Dude, Stay in your league! Look at how hot she is! You don't see me going to a bigger school, in a wealthier district and hittin' on their prettiest girl!

544

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Rick Potion 9

Jessica

Gee, thanks, Brad.

545

1

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Rick Potion 9

Brad

I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.

546

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

Eh, Try not to worry about it, Morty. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.

547

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls, I want Jessica!

548

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

Ahhh, well, I remember feeling that way about a young lady named your mom, and that's not an urban dis, your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought...

549

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me.

550

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

I beg your pardon, Rick, INAPPROPRIATE.

551

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you want to take romantic advice from this guy, Morty, his marriage is hanging from a thread.

552

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

My marriage is fine, thank you.

553

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

Jerry, it's your house, whatever you say it is is how it is, but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.

554

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Morty

Come on, Rick, don't talk about my parents like that.

555

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

556

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Alright, well, I'm gonna go get dressed for the dance.

557

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

Yeah, I'm just going to...check on your mom.

558

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh? I'm almost finished making my ionic defibulizer, Morty. It's gonna be great.

559

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

Hey, listen, Rick. You know how you said that, you know... love is a chemical and all that stuff from earlier? Well, I was thinkn', you know, www... could you make some sort of chemical thing happen inside of Jessica's mind, you know, so where she falls in love with me and all that sort of thing, you know, like maybe make some sort of love potion or something?

560

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

Morty, that's such a poor use of my time, it's beneath me. Hand me the screwdriver.

561

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Rick Potion 9

Morty

YOU KNOW WHAT, NO RICK! I'M NOT GONNA HAND YOU THE SCREWDRIVER! Uh, I'm never gonna hand you anything ever again, Rick. I'm always helping you with this and that and the other thing. Www...what about me, Rick? Www... why can't you just help me out once, once, for once?

562

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

You're growing up fast, Morty. You're growing into a real big thorn straight up into my ass! Listen, this is called oxytocin. I extracted it from a vole. You know what a VOLE is, Morty, you know what a vole is?

563

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

It's a, it's a rodent that mates for life, Morty. This is the chemical release in the mammal's brain, ...that makes it fall in love. Alright Morty, I just gotta combine it with some of your DNA.

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Morty

Oh well, okay...

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Rick Potion 9

Rick

A hair, Morty, I need one of your hairs! This isn't Game Of Thrones.

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Morty

Oww!

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Rick

Alright, Morty, whoever you smear this stuff on will fall in love with you, and only you, forever. Ya happy now, Morty?

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Morty

Heck yeah! Thank you, Grandpa Rick! Hey there's no dangers or anything or side effects, right?

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Rick

Www.. what am I, a hack?! Go nuts, Morty, it's full proof.

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Rick

Ugh, unless she has the flu.

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Rick Potion 9

Jerry

Beth, do you still love me?