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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
This is what I'm talking about. This is a dog.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, at our wedding and guess what?
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Ooowwwwowowwaawaa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Oh, my God! He's trying to tell us something. That is so awesome.
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Aaaawwaaaaawaawa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Ooooyayawawa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
He's saying "I love Obama". So cute! I'm posting this online, like, right now.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
I should call Bob Saget. Is that still a thing?
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Hmm?
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Goldenfold, we're coming out! We just want to talk!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything bad to happen. And because I have a human shield.
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Lawnmower Dog
Mr. Goldenfold
Mrs. Pancakes! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Oh, no, Morty. His subconscious is panicking.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooaaaa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Whooooa! Whoooooooa! Whoa! Whooooooooaaaaa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Relax, Morty. Look! Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. Come on!
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Lawnmower Dog
Mrs. Pancakes
Hey, you don't know me!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Oh, no, Rick, look! Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall - into a giant vat of lava!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Pretty concise, Morty. Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. That's it, Morty! Prolonging the inevitable! Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. That'll buy us some time to figure this out!
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Lawnmower Dog
Mrs. Pancakes
You don't know m-
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
All right, let's go.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Don't judge, Morty.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Okay. All right, well Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. I'll just go ask her to tell goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea. Listen to me. If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. I'll talk to you after lunch.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Ooh, oh! Oh, man.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
I'm sorry. No, no.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
No, thanks!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
No, I'm okay.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Whoa!
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Hey, there, stranger. What do you think of these things?
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! You're kind of killing the vibe in here.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
It's Summer! Aw, geez.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Can you blame him? Come on, old man, little boy. Let's make an inter-generational sandwich.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Time to go another dream deep, Morty!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
What the hell? Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Geez, I don't know, Morty. Wha-what do you want from me?
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! RAAAAAWWWRRR!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Oh, here we go!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Ooooooohhhhh! Holy crap!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives.
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
I'm scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Whoa! Hey, buddy. What you got going on there?
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Snuffles fix. Make better.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Humans understand snuffles now? That is awesome!
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Okay, yeah. I get what Beth was talking about. Fun's over.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Why not?
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
I don't know. It's Indian giving.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Aw! Oh, my God! He recognizes the other dogs on TV.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
The little girl!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Huh?
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Ohhhh!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed!
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Do not call me that!
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
"Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me.
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Scaring you?
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Uhhh ...
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here?
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Yeah. Totally. Let's go.
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
You will walk when it is time to walk.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept-
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math?
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Oh, yeah.
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
Buckle up, bitch!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Ooooooaaahhh!
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
But that's the opposite of what-
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything?
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Worst-case scenario we're back to running.
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Lawnmower Dog
Morty
Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while.
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
You can run But you can't hide!
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding.
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Lawnmower Dog
Summer
Dad, he wants to be called snowball.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous.
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Lawnmower Dog
Snuffles
You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.
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Lawnmower Dog
Jerry
Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut?
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
I don't want to talk about it!
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Lawnmower Dog
Scary Terry
Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa.
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Lawnmower Dog
Rick
Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.