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814	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Ay, damn it, were you tryin' to use this to- oh, see, you broke time, and you thought you could just stick it back together with this? How you think you gonna move time while you're standin in it you dumn ass three-dimensional monkey ass dummies?
815	2	1	A Rickle in Time	All Mortys	Oh way to go, Rick.
816	2	1	A Rickle in Time	All Summers	Yeah Grampa, way to go.
817	2	1	A Rickle in Time	All Ricks	Oh, what you're just gonna listen to this guy now? He's got a giant testicle for a head! He came here in a bubble. For all we know he could be the David Berkowitz of Nutsack Land.
818	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Shut up. Here, put these on. They'll sync your possibilities up so I can bring you back to certain time. Y'all just-just negligent, now ay, ay, ay, the three of you, put your collars on!
823	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Exactly, because you're being obstinate.
828	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Yes, we're back, problem solved.
829	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Summer	Yes, we're back to our own time.
830	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Yes no more cats, no more cats, oh you did it, you fixed it.
831	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Yeah, now keep those collars on so you don't break your weak ass time again.
832	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	How long exactly do we have to wear these things? They're really embarassing.
833	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Well since you're goin' to time prison, I'd say you can keep em on forever.
834	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Summer	Time prison?
835	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Yeah, well I don't know where you expect me to think you got that crystal over there, but the only way you dumb ass, assin' ass asses could ever have one, is if it was stolen.
836	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Summer	You stole a time freezing crystal from testical monsters?
837	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	I would have been happy to pay for it, Summer, but they don't exactly sell them at Costco. Besides, there's a larger lesson to be learned here. Get him!
838	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Ututututut! You'd better keep back! Man this will turn your ass into a third trimester fetus from 30 yards.
839	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Vet	Hmm...
840	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Isn't there a kitten somewhere that needs a manicure?
842	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Honey, it's gonna be okay. These men are from the Cervine Institute of Elk, Moose Deer and Stag. They can take this deer to a helicopter and fly it to the country's top deer surgeon on a wildlife reserve across the state border, where your jurisdiction ends.
843	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Vet	I guess that's the end of that.
845	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	We did it...
846	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Uh-huh, no motha- no, Earth, dude, I'm talking 'bout, yeah, with the dinosaurs. No, if you've get to the dolphin people, you've gone too far. Alright man, I'll talk to you later, okay. You know what they do with 3rd dimensional life forms in time prison? Same thing they do in every other prison, only forever.
847	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Why are you doing this?
848	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	You think I wanna be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions man, bringin' you guys in is my ticket up.
849	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	What if I told you there's a huge ticket up right behind you?
850	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	You really think I'm that stupid?
851	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Alright, hear me out on this. You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite. Well in that case there's 100% chance that you'll eventually do everything, including turning around to look behind you.
852	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	I cannot argue that.
853	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Ah, God, gross and weird!
854	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Chris!
855	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	You killed my gun!
856	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Summer, Morty, take off your collars!
857	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	What? What the hell are you doing?
858	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Good question. I suppose the answer is
859	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Oh, no, what are you doin'?
864	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Lis- ay, to, AH. But these arms are vestigial. Now you poked me where an eye would have been about six million years ago.
872	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Ow, I'm defeated...
878	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Look, I know I was kind of a nuisance today. I know it's my fault we hit the deer, and I know you wanted to be the one to save it.
879	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Whatever. How petty would I have to be to care less about an animal's life than my own ego?
880	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Hmm... you'd have to be pretty petty. But you'd still be the woman I married.
881	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Where are we going?
882	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	One last stop.
883	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Where's the helicopter?
884	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	There is no helicopter and there is no Cervine Institute.
885	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	But the top deer surgeon...
886	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	I'm looking at her. Thanks for F.D.'ing me up like that.
888	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	I need five minutes.
889	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Jerry, this was the most romantic weekend I've ever had.
890	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Thanks to Cold Stone Creamery.
914	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Yes, oh, yes, yes!
915	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Summer	Woohoo! Whoo! Whoo!
916	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Oh, that was a close call. Oh yeah, do it Rick, do it right.
917	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	You know what I'm talking about, oh yeah. I'm gonna do the cabbage patch, Morty. Check me out I'm doing the cabbage patch dance. It's a classic dance, remember, like this. Oh shit look at that.
918	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Do the cabbage patch. Do—do—do the dance.
919	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Summer	Hey wait a second, how come you guys took longer to get here?
920	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	I don't know. I think like one sixty-fourth of my collars didn't work. It's hard to keep straight now that I have sixty-three other memories of everything.
921	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Yeah.
922	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	But I feel like one of the sixty-four Ricks like, sacrificed himself for me, maybe, I think.
923	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	Shut up, Morty. The last time you felt something, we all almost died. You little s—piece of shit.
924	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	Hey guys, we're home.Morty & Summer
925	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Um, hold the phone, where did you guys get those necklaces from? Uh, Lady Gaga, table for three, am I right?
926	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Are you guys Power Rangers? But only on one small part of your necks? Hey, do those things need batteries? Were they included? Clean up in the fruit isle! Not in a homophobic way though, they're just fruity necklaces is all I was saying.
927	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	I'm gonna pee my pants.
928	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Morty	Doesn't feel so good, does it?
929	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Rick	No it doesn't. It hurts.
930	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Beth	I'm gonna pee-hee-hee.
931	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Jerry	Somebody call the planet of Tron, we have three Tron people over here. But seriously, are these Halloween costumes? Are you going as motorcycles? With green headlights instead of normal ones? Are you dogs? Robot dogs? Gosh, you guys are lame. Are those chokers from the 90's? What is this, a 90's nostalgia thing? Are you guys in that movie “The Craft” with Fairuza Balk?
932	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Hey man, when the hell were you?
934	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	I told you past the dinosaurs.
936	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Come on, man, it's this way...
938	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	There he is, there he is, there he is, there he is, stop, stop.
940	2	1	A Rickle in Time	Testicle Monster A	Yeah, that's him. Hey, man, remember me? I got something for your ass! You don't mess with time! You don't fuck with time, motherfucker!
943	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Jerry	The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk.
944	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Beth	Jerry, get a job.
945	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Rick	Uh, w-why don't you get it Jerry? you're the man of the house and you don't have a job.
947	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Summer	Gross, what is that thing?
951	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Rick	Ughhhh... belchflies towards front doorTurning back around and re-entering dining roomScoffsHovers over Jerry and fully shoves him into underside before flying away through open front door and into skyRuns to front doorFollow BethLooking into skyStill eating cerealUnscrewing and drinking from scotch flaskMorty waveskissing Beth's handHolding a suit in a dry cleaning bag* Your language has 'squanch,' in it a lot. Doesn't that become tedious and worn out like the Smurf thing?
952	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Rick	Beth, Squanchy culture is more... contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand.
953	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Beth	Oh, okay... I squanch my family.
955	2	10	The Wedding Squanchers	Beth	What? I do, I squanch my family.
964	2	5	Get Schwifty	Rick	Oh boy. Time to go, Morty.
965	2	5	Get Schwifty	Morty	Uhh, where?
966	2	5	Get Schwifty	Rick	The Pentagon. I mean, not THE Pentagon. The lame one, here on Earth.
967	2	5	Get Schwifty	Summer	Is it God? If it’s God, do we get out of school?
968	2	5	Get Schwifty	Beth	It’s not God, Summer.
969	2	5	Get Schwifty	Jerry	She’s allowed to think it’s God if she wants, honey!
970	2	5	Get Schwifty	Beth	Shut up, Jerry.
971	2	5	Get Schwifty	Jerry	Ok…
972	2	5	Get Schwifty	Beth	Dad, what do you know about this?
973	2	5	Get Schwifty	Rick	Morty and I are going to look into it. You guys hold tight.
974	2	5	Get Schwifty	Mr. Goldenfold	Scary stuff, huh? Pretty freaky. Hi, I’m Morty’s math teacher. I’m also part of the street team inviting folks to the church downtown so we can pray together.
975	2	5	Get Schwifty	Beth	How is praying going to help?
976	2	5	Get Schwifty	Mr. Goldenfold	Ma’am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather. Did you wanna play checkers? Let’s be rational! I’ll see you at God’s house!
977	2	5	Get Schwifty	President	Gentlemen, gentlemen, one at a time! Simon?
979	2	5	Get Schwifty	Nathan	Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. President, what America’s got is 70,000 megatons of KABOOM-BOOM! And I say we show it right up this floating head’s ass!
981	2	5	Get Schwifty	Rick	Stay back! This watch turns people into snakes!
982	2	5	Get Schwifty	President	Stand down. Everybody stand down! I’m the leader of these people and I’m unarmed. There’s no need for any more snake-makery.
983	2	5	Get Schwifty	Rick	My name is Rick Sanchez. This here’s my grandson Morty.
985	2	5	Get Schwifty	Morty	Hey.

814

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Ay, damn it, were you tryin' to use this to- oh, see, you broke time, and you thought you could just stick it back together with this? How you think you gonna move time while you're standin in it you dumn ass three-dimensional monkey ass dummies?

815

2

1

A Rickle in Time

All Mortys

Oh way to go, Rick.

816

2

1

A Rickle in Time

All Summers

Yeah Grampa, way to go.

817

2

1

A Rickle in Time

All Ricks

Oh, what you're just gonna listen to this guy now? He's got a giant testicle for a head! He came here in a bubble. For all we know he could be the David Berkowitz of Nutsack Land.

818

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Shut up. Here, put these on. They'll sync your possibilities up so I can bring you back to certain time. Y'all just-just negligent, now ay, ay, ay, the three of you, put your collars on!

823

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Exactly, because you're being obstinate.

828

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Yes, we're back, problem solved.

829

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Summer

Yes, we're back to our own time.

830

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Yes no more cats, no more cats, oh you did it, you fixed it.

831

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Yeah, now keep those collars on so you don't break your weak ass time again.

832

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

How long exactly do we have to wear these things? They're really embarassing.

833

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Well since you're goin' to time prison, I'd say you can keep em on forever.

834

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Summer

Time prison?

835

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Yeah, well I don't know where you expect me to think you got that crystal over there, but the only way you dumb ass, assin' ass asses could ever have one, is if it was stolen.

836

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Summer

You stole a time freezing crystal from testical monsters?

837

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

I would have been happy to pay for it, Summer, but they don't exactly sell them at Costco. Besides, there's a larger lesson to be learned here. Get him!

838

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Ututututut! You'd better keep back! Man this will turn your ass into a third trimester fetus from 30 yards.

839

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Vet

Hmm...

840

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Isn't there a kitten somewhere that needs a manicure?

842

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Honey, it's gonna be okay. These men are from the Cervine Institute of Elk, Moose Deer and Stag. They can take this deer to a helicopter and fly it to the country's top deer surgeon on a wildlife reserve across the state border, where your jurisdiction ends.

843

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Vet

I guess that's the end of that.

845

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

We did it...

846

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Uh-huh, no motha- no, Earth, dude, I'm talking 'bout, yeah, with the dinosaurs. No, if you've get to the dolphin people, you've gone too far. Alright man, I'll talk to you later, okay. You know what they do with 3rd dimensional life forms in time prison? Same thing they do in every other prison, only forever.

847

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Why are you doing this?

848

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

You think I wanna be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions man, bringin' you guys in is my ticket up.

849

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

What if I told you there's a huge ticket up right behind you?

850

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

You really think I'm that stupid?

851

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Alright, hear me out on this. You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite. Well in that case there's 100% chance that you'll eventually do everything, including turning around to look behind you.

852

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

I cannot argue that.

853

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Ah, God, gross and weird!

854

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Chris!

855

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

You killed my gun!

856

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Summer, Morty, take off your collars!

857

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

What? What the hell are you doing?

858

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Good question. I suppose the answer is

859

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Oh, no, what are you doin'?

864

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Lis- ay, to, AH. But these arms are vestigial. Now you poked me where an eye would have been about six million years ago.

872

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Ow, I'm defeated...

878

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Look, I know I was kind of a nuisance today. I know it's my fault we hit the deer, and I know you wanted to be the one to save it.

879

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Whatever. How petty would I have to be to care less about an animal's life than my own ego?

880

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Hmm... you'd have to be pretty petty. But you'd still be the woman I married.

881

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Where are we going?

882

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

One last stop.

883

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Where's the helicopter?

884

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

There is no helicopter and there is no Cervine Institute.

885

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

But the top deer surgeon...

886

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

I'm looking at her. Thanks for F.D.'ing me up like that.

888

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

I need five minutes.

889

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Jerry, this was the most romantic weekend I've ever had.

890

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Thanks to Cold Stone Creamery.

914

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Yes, oh, yes, yes!

915

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Summer

Woohoo! Whoo! Whoo!

916

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Oh, that was a close call. Oh yeah, do it Rick, do it right.

917

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

You know what I'm talking about, oh yeah. I'm gonna do the cabbage patch, Morty. Check me out I'm doing the cabbage patch dance. It's a classic dance, remember, like this. Oh shit look at that.

918

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Do the cabbage patch. Do—do—do the dance.

919

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Summer

Hey wait a second, how come you guys took longer to get here?

920

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

I don't know. I think like one sixty-fourth of my collars didn't work. It's hard to keep straight now that I have sixty-three other memories of everything.

921

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Yeah.

922

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

But I feel like one of the sixty-four Ricks like, sacrificed himself for me, maybe, I think.

923

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

Shut up, Morty. The last time you felt something, we all almost died. You little s—piece of shit.

924

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

Hey guys, we're home.Morty & Summer

925

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Um, hold the phone, where did you guys get those necklaces from? Uh, Lady Gaga, table for three, am I right?

926

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Are you guys Power Rangers? But only on one small part of your necks? Hey, do those things need batteries? Were they included? Clean up in the fruit isle! Not in a homophobic way though, they're just fruity necklaces is all I was saying.

927

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

I'm gonna pee my pants.

928

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Morty

Doesn't feel so good, does it?

929

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Rick

No it doesn't. It hurts.

930

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Beth

I'm gonna pee-hee-hee.

931

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Jerry

Somebody call the planet of Tron, we have three Tron people over here. But seriously, are these Halloween costumes? Are you going as motorcycles? With green headlights instead of normal ones? Are you dogs? Robot dogs? Gosh, you guys are lame. Are those chokers from the 90's? What is this, a 90's nostalgia thing? Are you guys in that movie “The Craft” with Fairuza Balk?

932

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Hey man, when the hell were you?

934

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

I told you past the dinosaurs.

936

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Come on, man, it's this way...

938

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

There he is, there he is, there he is, there he is, stop, stop.

940

2

1

A Rickle in Time

Testicle Monster A

Yeah, that's him. Hey, man, remember me? I got something for your ass! You don't mess with time! You don't fuck with time, motherfucker!

943

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Jerry

The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk.

944

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Beth

Jerry, get a job.

945

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Rick

Uh, w-why don't you get it Jerry? you're the man of the house and you don't have a job.

947

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Summer

Gross, what is that thing?

951

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Rick

Ughhhh... belchflies towards front doorTurning back around and re-entering dining roomScoffsHovers over Jerry and fully shoves him into underside before flying away through open front door and into skyRuns to front doorFollow BethLooking into skyStill eating cerealUnscrewing and drinking from scotch flaskMorty waveskissing Beth's handHolding a suit in a dry cleaning bag* Your language has 'squanch,' in it a lot. Doesn't that become tedious and worn out like the Smurf thing?

952

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Rick

Beth, Squanchy culture is more... contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand.

953

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Beth

Oh, okay... I squanch my family.

955

2

10

The Wedding Squanchers

Beth

What? I do, I squanch my family.

964

2

5

Get Schwifty

Rick

Oh boy. Time to go, Morty.

965

2

5

Get Schwifty

Morty

Uhh, where?

966

2

5

Get Schwifty

Rick

The Pentagon. I mean, not THE Pentagon. The lame one, here on Earth.

967

2

5

Get Schwifty

Summer

Is it God? If it’s God, do we get out of school?

968

2

5

Get Schwifty

Beth

It’s not God, Summer.

969

2

5

Get Schwifty

Jerry

She’s allowed to think it’s God if she wants, honey!

970

2

5

Get Schwifty

Beth

Shut up, Jerry.

971

2

5

Get Schwifty

Jerry

Ok…

972

2

5

Get Schwifty

Beth

Dad, what do you know about this?

973

2

5

Get Schwifty

Rick

Morty and I are going to look into it. You guys hold tight.

974

2

5

Get Schwifty

Mr. Goldenfold

Scary stuff, huh? Pretty freaky. Hi, I’m Morty’s math teacher. I’m also part of the street team inviting folks to the church downtown so we can pray together.

975

2

5

Get Schwifty

Beth

How is praying going to help?

976

2

5

Get Schwifty

Mr. Goldenfold

Ma’am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather. Did you wanna play checkers? Let’s be rational! I’ll see you at God’s house!

977

2

5

Get Schwifty

President

Gentlemen, gentlemen, one at a time! Simon?

979

2

5

Get Schwifty

Nathan

Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. President, what America’s got is 70,000 megatons of KABOOM-BOOM! And I say we show it right up this floating head’s ass!

981

2

5

Get Schwifty

Rick

Stay back! This watch turns people into snakes!

982

2

5

Get Schwifty

President

Stand down. Everybody stand down! I’m the leader of these people and I’m unarmed. There’s no need for any more snake-makery.

983

2

5

Get Schwifty

Rick

My name is Rick Sanchez. This here’s my grandson Morty.

985

2

5

Get Schwifty

Morty

Hey.