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[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I have lent money to friend of my friend!!" }, { "assistant": "That was very generous of you.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "i am just hopeful he will pay me back!!" }, { "assistant": "I hope so too. There's nothing worse than someone you trust not repaying you.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "You know what grinds my gears?" }, { "assistant": "What is it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "A printer that causes more trouble than it's worth!!! " }, { "assistant": "oh yeah that really do grind!!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "The one I use at work NEVER works!!! I really hate that thing" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "i was cleaning my basement. I found lot of toys and books from my chidhood" }, { "assistant": "Aww that's awesome! Did you take a day off and go through them for the memories???", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "yeah indeed !! i didn't want to move out of basement until i had go through everything. Such a sweet memories" }, { "assistant": "Yeah I'm so happy for you! I need to go through some of my old stuff!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My friend told me she didn't like my chicken casserole recipe when I brought it to a potluck last week." }, { "assistant": "Oh no! Were you upset about it ?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I was a little bit. She told me she loved it last time I took it somewhere. I just don't know what her deal is, but I might have to avoid her for a while." }, { "assistant": "I am sorry that happened I would be upset too! ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My neighbor in my duplex is still up at this hour doing some kind of sanding and sawing! I asked him to stop and he won't! " }, { "assistant": "That is very disrespectful, especially since he is not in a stand-alone home. Can you tell your landlord about it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He's my landlord's father-in-law, oddly enough. I have let him know in the past and will let him know at a good hour. Next time I'll just call him in the middle of the night and tell him its happening. Its like he's an insomniac." }, { "assistant": "That is just crazy! I hope he stops really soon - or you can figure out how to cut the power off on his side - LOL!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I cannot wait until next summer, we have a big graduation trip planned for our daughter." }, { "assistant": "That is so exciting! What torture waiting for a whole year! Where are you going?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Well, she has to graduate first - LOL! We are going to Clearwater Florida to see Winter the Dolphin" }, { "assistant": "So fun! Hope you have a great time! ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I found some cake in my fridge the other day, it was a good day" }, { "assistant": "Cake always hits the spot when you have a sweet tooth. Was it from a birthday?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Nope, just a nice treat, it was a small 6 inch cake" }, { "assistant": "Moderation is key, so you don't get sick!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ordered a 6 piece nugget today and I got 7 nuggets! how awesome is that?" }, { "assistant": "Dang! That's like a 13 year old gets an extra mozz stick and ska plays in his head!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I know right! It was like the high point of my entire life!" }, { "assistant": "I gotta go to McDonald's more often to cash in on these free nuggets!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog pooped on the rug yesterday. I was so grossed out cleaning it up." }, { "assistant": "Ewwwwwwwww! Was it a runny poop or a solid poop?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Thankfully it was solid. I would have died if it was runny and all over the place." }, { "assistant": "Yeah I would have totally done the same. That's why I don't want a dog lol!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I recently moved to a new town, but it's kind of a bummer since I don't know anyone here yet." }, { "assistant": "Oh I bet! Did you move far away?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It's all the way across country from where I used to live!" }, { "assistant": "Wow! Why did you move so far? ", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was for my work! :)" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I spilled my coffee in the middle of a busy coffee shop. It was horrible!" }, { "assistant": "I am so sorry. Did they give you another one for free?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes and they were so understanding too. But everyone was staring!" }, { "assistant": "I would feel they same way, but that was nice of them! ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day." }, { "assistant": "Why did you feel like you needed to steal candy?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I just wanted something sweet. Looking back on it, it wasn't really worth it lol" }, { "assistant": "Stealing very rarely is worth it, that doesn't stop people from doing it.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I accidentally let a poot slip out during class today." }, { "assistant": "LOL....Best thing to do when that happens is deny, deny, deny.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes! That's exactly what I did! I blamed it on the girl sitting next to me. Sorry not sorry." }, { "assistant": "Smart move on your part. ", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Bet she won't sit next to me again tomorrow lol" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was driving through my neighborhood when a car backed out of their driveway without looking. I was so mad." }, { "assistant": "Did they hit you?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No, but it was close. Talk about road rage." }, { "assistant": "I know what you mean, I would have been pissed! Probably would have gotten out and throat punched them if they had hit me!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My daughter went on a mission trip to an area that is really depressed. She brought something extra back home with her though." }, { "assistant": "What did she bring back?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Lice - she brought back LICE! I was so embarrassed by it, even though I knew she'd gotten it from the children she went to serve. Of course then I was sad for those kids not having anyone take care of that for them." }, { "assistant": "Wow that's awful, I had lice in school.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I can't believe the content they post these days." }, { "assistant": "On social media? or on the TV?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "On youtube actually, the old videos were much better." }, { "assistant": "I've never really watched youtube that much, I'm not sure what I'd even watch on there. But I know what you mean, the content can be pretty despicable.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I stole candy from the store when I was a kid. I still think of it to this day." }, { "assistant": "I did that too! I remember it was a package of Big League Chew. My mom took me back to the store and made me talk to the manager. Did you have to do that as well?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "5" }, { "assistant": "I'm not sure what 5 is, but it's a good story to tell your kids if you have any. I've told both of mine, and they luckily have not done the same thing.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I've been going through some old photos that need to be organized, but it's slow going." }, { "assistant": "Have you found any good ones?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "A lot! But I just ended up spending the afternoon telling my girls all the stories that went with the photos of when they were little." }, { "assistant": "Nice! It's always good to sit around a tell the tales of your youth to our children :)", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My parents threw me a surprise birthday today! I was shocked to see the mountain of presents upon walking through the door." }, { "assistant": "WOW, how amazing! I love surprise parties. Did you get a lot of good stuff?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I did! I got everything I wanted and then some! I have the best parents." }, { "assistant": "That is awesome, I mean the gifts are nice, but it's even better to know that you've got people that love and care about you.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Our little chihuahua had pancreatitis this past year and it was not a good outcome for her." }, { "assistant": "Aw, I am sorry to hear that. Is she still alive and well?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No, unfortunately she passed away in February. It's still hard thinking about it." }, { "assistant": "Awwwwww poor little doggie. I am sure she is chasing around mailmen happily in doggy heaven.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I remember when I first found my cat... she was so tiny" }, { "assistant": "Did you nurse her back to health and get some weight on her?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes, she was probably just 3 to 4 weeks old" }, { "assistant": "I bet she was so tiny! I'm glad you found her and were able to take care of her.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My sister has been dating this guy for about 7 years and I wish she would drop him." }, { "assistant": "Oh no, it really sucks seeing someone you care about date someone who isn't good", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, he's a bum! He mooches off of her, she works and he sits home and drinks.1" }, { "assistant": "I bet if you say anything about it, you're the bad one too", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Scrolling through old photos of me and my partner, i understand how much of a mistake I have made to let her go" }, { "assistant": "That's really rough man. Is there any way you can get her back?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It has a been a year since our split. I think she has already moved on with her life without me. And I am still trying to move on" }, { "assistant": "I am sure you'll find somebody in due time. It took me 6 years to find someone after my last relationship, but it happened. It'll happen to you too!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was so scared going to sleep when I was a kid. I thought the monsters under the bed were going to nab me!" }, { "assistant": "Those good old times of fantasy. Kid's world is so full of imagination and self-scaring created things", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I know! I am still somewhat afraid too sleep alone to this day. I don't want them to snatch me up!" }, { "assistant": "Here is an idea. Why don't you get yourself a teddy bear by your side when sleeping. He will protect you", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My kid broke my watch today...I was so mad!" }, { "assistant": "Oh no! How old is he/she?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He is but a toddler. I wasn't mad at him for too long because I really shouldn't have let it out for him to play with in the first place." }, { "assistant": "Yeah I understand. Is there anywhere you can take it to get it fixed?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Man. This weekend might be fun. But it also might be SCARY" }, { "assistant": "Now why is it going to be scary? Going to a haunted house?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "haha no! Taking my neice and nephew to the amusement park! " }, { "assistant": "For what? Hallowscream at Busch Gardens?!?!? If so, that place is a blast.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No I wish! I've never ridden a roller coaster EVER!!!" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I lost the money pouch for the deposit at my job the other day." }, { "assistant": "Oh no! That is one of my biggest fears! What did you do?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "There was nothing I could do. I told my boss and he kicked it up to the regional bosses. I am suspended and just have to wait to see if I can keep my job :(" }, { "assistant": "I sure hope you get to keep your job. I know it was a big accident, but it was an accident.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "We had planned a beach vacation this year, but it was not meant to be I guess." }, { "assistant": "Oh no, I know that is so disappointing first hand. The same thing has happened to me for the last three years. Is everything going well, though?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, the condo we had rented had a fire and burned to the ground. We didn't have time to find another place." }, { "assistant": "That is a real bummer. Maybe you can have a makeup vacation in September.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My sister just had surgery last week." }, { "assistant": "I hope it went well!! she is alright now right?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It did go pretty well, but she is still in a lot of pain, so I am staying with her to help with kids and housework." }, { "assistant": "that's just nice of you!! helping out your sister!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I am getting a promotion this month!!. Years of hardwork paying off now!!" }, { "assistant": "Congrats! That is great news!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Indeed it is!! i couldn't hide my excitement in the office lol" }, { "assistant": "I bet! You deserve to be proud and excited though. You have worked hard for this.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was walking my dog and a stray dog ran up to us and started barking. Next thing I know he was trying to fight with my dog." }, { "assistant": "That's so scary! I hope your dog is OK.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was, I have always been uneasy around fighting animals.She is fine. Took me a bit to calm myself down. " }, { "assistant": "I can imagine. Glad you are both alright.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "It seems everyone in my family has a big house, except us." }, { "assistant": "Eh, you'll get there eventually. Besides, big houses aren't even that great! All you need is a moderate amount of space to live comfortably.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Well, it does bother me sometimes, but then I also realize we don't have the debt they have eihter." }, { "assistant": "And that's the best part. Many of those folks with nice houses have mountains of debt. It causes a lot of stress.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My goldfish ran away yesterday. I am so distraught because I can't find the little tyke!" }, { "assistant": "Well, since he's supposed to be IN the water, you may have a fatality on your hands.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "....I never thought about that! WILSON! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!" }, { "assistant": "Yeah, you'd better find him like quick! Or flood your house until you do - either way..", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I'm happy to have 2 dogs and a cat" }, { "assistant": "I love animals too. What are their names?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog's name is Cocoa, but my cat is 14 years old" }, { "assistant": "That is such a unique name I love it.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog ran away yesterday. I was so ticked off!" }, { "assistant": "Ah that's so terrible. Did you find him?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Nope! Not yet. He does this like every week and comes back the day after. It's really starting to get old." }, { "assistant": "i think it becomes a practice for him!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My brother got into accident" }, { "assistant": "That's terrible. Did he get hurt?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "yeah badly.He got a wife and kid. I will need to take care of them until he is up and running" }, { "assistant": "Man, I am truly sorry. If I knew you, I would definitely help you out.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Today we found out at work that they are closing the business down. This is horrible" }, { "assistant": "Oh no! Do you have any other work lined up?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Not yet... I'm freaking out but I will start applying places asap!" }, { "assistant": "I hope everything works out for you, I know how hard shut downs can be. ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I've been volunteering at the animal shelter as much as I can lately" }, { "assistant": "That's so nice. I've done that a few times and really enjoyed it", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I really enjoy it too, I love getting to take car of all the dogs and cats." }, { "assistant": "And you're doing something amazing!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I am expecting a time sensitive package, but the tracking for the package has been all wrong!" }, { "assistant": "Oh that is the worst. It really puts you on edge. What will happen if it doesn't come on time?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was supposed to be a birthday gift for my best friend, so I may have to tell them about all of this. I'm nervous!" }, { "assistant": "I really hope that it comes on time. It can be so disappointing when something like that ruins your perfect plans.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My boss said that I was rude to a customer earlier this year and that is why I am not getting a raise." }, { "assistant": "Sorry to hear that. Have you tried to explain your side of things to your boss?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I tried but he is a real turd. He doesn't listen to anything his employees say. The problem is that it is out of his hands because the customer complained to corporate. It was a total lie, but they don't care." }, { "assistant": "Hopefully this type of situation doesn't happen again. That really is disappointing how the system doesn't protect the employees about that type of situation.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "So my dog is super spoiled. I think she'd let us feed her with a spoon if we would comply. But the other day she did something I was shocked by." }, { "assistant": "That is funny what did she do?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Well, she saved our cat from near death by allowing the cat to fall on top ofher when the cat fell off the banister. Stupid cat." }, { "assistant": "That is amazing I guess she deserves to be spoon fed!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went to the park and read a book yesterday. " }, { "assistant": "That sounds relaxing", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Oh it was! It was my first day off in so long. Everything felt right in the world." }, { "assistant": "i hope you have many more", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I can't believe I missed my package delivery. I was home all day! Now I have to go pick it up at the post office" }, { "assistant": "Ugh, that's always the worst. I hope it wasn't something urgent you were waiting on?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No but it's just a hassle to take time and go pick it up... I wish the delivery guy would have knocked" }, { "assistant": "Yeah, I've had them do that to me before too. It's a pain in the keester.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was so scared to go into my apartment building the other night. I saw so many roaches the night before!" }, { "assistant": "OMG...I know what you mean. I can't stand for anything to crawl on me or near me. Did you see any?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I didn't see any on the way in, but I know they are still lurking out there!" }, { "assistant": "LOL....Their waiting for you to let your guard down and then they will attack you.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was coming home from work and there was a lizard by my door. It moved and that was all she wrote. I am scared to death of crawling creatures." }, { "assistant": "Oh my god! I have the heebiejeebies just thinking about it! Did it attack you?!?!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I wouldn't be talking to you if it had. I would still be laying flat out." }, { "assistant": "I am glad to hear you are alright. But I would still be on the look out for next time...they are the relatives of godzilla after all.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son had all A's last year at school." }, { "assistant": "Wow you must be so proud!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes! I am so pleased with his performance!" }, { "assistant": "I hope he keeps it up!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I found a hair in my lunch.... let's just say my hunger went away quickly" }, { "assistant": "I'm sorry, that's quite disgusting.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes I'm never going back to that restaurant again" }, { "assistant": "That is a major issue.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I just saved a bunch of people on the beach this week." }, { "assistant": "Nice! I am glad to hear that you got to use your Baywatch-esque skills!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, they are saying that I will be the head lifeguard for next season. I have never been so pumped." }, { "assistant": "That's great man. You just have to wrestle a few sharks and they'll appoint you head lifeguard of the state.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ate 10 pizzas all by myself last night." }, { "assistant": "I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but either way it is EPIC.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Oh, at the time I thought I was equivalent to Zeus himself. Then the morning came and I felt like yung, powerless, baby Hercules. It was dreadful." }, { "assistant": "It is hard to recover from a binge like that, but do a few thousand situps and you'll be good as new!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I had made a bad mistake on a work project, and my coworker took the blame for it. I felt bad for not speaking up to my boss." }, { "assistant": "That really sucks. Did you make it up to your co-worker?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I apologized to them later about it. It was tough hearing our boss scolding them about it though." }, { "assistant": "That's good to hear that you and your co-worker mad amends. Live and learn!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ate 10 pizzas last night. I never felt so bad about myself." }, { "assistant": "Whoa! Did you have a strong craving or something?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I did! I satisfied it, but I never felt so shameful..." }, { "assistant": "That's okay to give in sometimes and enjoy the moment. ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My father in law's heart surgery is next week" }, { "assistant": "Oh, that must be stressful. Do you think he is going to be fine?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "My father in law's heart surgery is next week" }, { "assistant": "Oh, that must be stressful. Do you think he is going to be fine?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went to the skating rink all by myself yesterday." }, { "assistant": "All you must have been proud of yourself", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I wasn't. My friends ditched me. It was a terrible time." }, { "assistant": "That's so terrible. How could they ditch you!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ordered something yesterday and it was 3 day shipping... but I received it today. I'm so happy!" }, { "assistant": "That is pretty awesome, was it something you really wanted?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yes, I will definately order from that website again" }, { "assistant": "You should write a good review, sounds like they know what they are doing.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I broke my TV remote and i blamed it on my kid" }, { "assistant": "That's kinda terrible. Did you apologize to him?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He can't speak. but i did apologize to him. If my wife knows i did she will kill me" }, { "assistant": "Well, as long as you did and the wife doesn't know, you're in the clear!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog pooped on the rug yesterday." }, { "assistant": "oh no, that's teribble", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was! I so mad at the little tyke! I made him clean it up!" }, { "assistant": "he should do his work properly. He is such a naughty boy to do on the rug!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I couldn't believe it when my wife told me she is pregnant with our first child!" }, { "assistant": "Dang! I bet that feeling felt incredible! Did you guys celebrate?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No, I work two jobs so I got to celebrate by going to work, but I celebrated in my heart." }, { "assistant": "Well, that's kinda meh. But congratulations still!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I have my final math exam tomorrow. Never felt so prepared in my life!" }, { "assistant": "That is awesome. Is this for college?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It is! It's my final exam for the semester too!" }, { "assistant": "You must be feeling great. What are you studying?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I know how much of a chore full-time employment is. What are you doing now?" }, { "assistant": "I am an officer in the United States Navy, but I agree with you. How about yourself?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I'm trying to do the whole work-from-home and be-your-own-boss thing. That contentment doesn't last long! Where have you sailed?" }, { "assistant": "I have sailed all over the glove. Hit a couple of countries in Europe, a few scattered islands across the Atlantic. And the best part is, I've never been deployed! So I am truly living the dream that every sailor hopes for lol. I was very fortunate.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Oh? I don't understand the difference between serving on a ship and being deployed. What is it?" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog ran away yesterday. I've never been so distraught in my life!" }, { "assistant": "Awful. I'm so sorry. Have you tried putting up posters?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I have! And no one has turned him in. I do hope he finds his way home on his own." }, { "assistant": "No doubt he will when he gets cold and hungry. ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son said his first word today!" }, { "assistant": "That's great! What was it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He said \"money\"! I couldn't believe my ears!" }, { "assistant": "He will be rich one day!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went to Walmart and someone pushed a shopping cart into my car." }, { "assistant": "That was rude of them. Did you beat their face in?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It happened when I was in the store. I was really angry about it." }, { "assistant": "I would be too. Did you tell the manager?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was looking at old childhood photos... good memories" }, { "assistant": "Ah yes! How did it make you feel?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Lot's of happy memories!" }, { "assistant": "That's awesome! Did it brighten your day?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "So stoked! In a couple weeks I'll be freeeeee" }, { "assistant": "Oooh free from what?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "lol. Going on vacation to Florida in a couple weeks!" }, { "assistant": "Wow that's awesome! To the beach?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Heck yeah! Haven't been in 2 years. Need a break!!!" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I finished my final semester of college today!" }, { "assistant": "Congratulations! Do you feel relieved to be done with school?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I do! Now the tough job hunt begins...and the mountain of student loan payments..." }, { "assistant": "What did you study?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "A week ago, i bought a brand new Samsung Galaxy S9 for myself. Phone is incredible and all my expectations about it was met" }, { "assistant": "Awesome! So you'd recommend it if I were looking for a new phone?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Indeed. For $700, this phone is above expectations. Latest iPhone versions are becoming so overrated with inflated prices" }, { "assistant": "I've never been a phone of Apple anyway. I had the first iPhone and wasn't impressed so I never tried again.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I can't wait until this weekend! I'm taking the whole family out for some fun!" }, { "assistant": "Great idea. Where are you planning on visiting?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I'm thinking of a waterpark we have down here, it only had a few more weeks before they close for the year. Then maybe Chuck E Cheese for pizza and games." }, { "assistant": "Why don't you take them to Six Flags. It is more fun and full of exciting experiences rushed with adrenaline", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son said his first word today!" }, { "assistant": "Ooh, that's exciting. What did he say? ", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He said \"gruel\"! He's going to be a regular Oliver Twist!" }, { "assistant": "Wow, that's amazing, haha. So fancy. ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I found my old senior yearbook the other day" }, { "assistant": "That must have been fun to go through and remember the good old days.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah it sure was. A lot of memories of old friends!" }, { "assistant": "I love going through old memories and reliving the glory days. Are you still friends with some of the folks you knew back then?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah most of them. it's been many years though so some of them have sadly passed away. " }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I saw myself doing jumping jacks in the mirror with my shirt off, ugh." }, { "assistant": "If you keep doing them you'll look better!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, but meanwhile I want to throw up every time I see myself." }, { "assistant": "Maybe you should go on a diet so you don't feel sick :D", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "When i see a high end cars. I just envy them" }, { "assistant": "Yeah, I wish I had a nice car too.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "How did people manage to buy so nice one's and am just jealous of them" }, { "assistant": "It would be nice to have money like that.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My lawn mower was broken and my neighbor fixed it." }, { "assistant": "That was really nice of your neighbor. I wish i had one like that", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, I am so thankful for him!" }, { "assistant": "Good you should be for having such a blesses neighbor", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son said his first word today!" }, { "assistant": "That is so cool!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I know! He said \"alfredo\"! How zany is that! " }, { "assistant": "That is crazy! Most kids first words are \"money\".", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went to Panera Bread for dinner earlier." }, { "assistant": "Pretty savvy place! Were you working on your 1000 page manuscript for 10 hours, squatting for free internet?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No, just eating. I was quite pleased with the meal!" }, { "assistant": "That's great! I go there almost every single day and get a bread bowl!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I am feeling extra guilty about not sticking to my diet. I ate so much fried foods and a whole ice cream sundae by myself!" }, { "assistant": "I too feel your pain. I broke my diet by eating 4 dozen donuts in one sitting. ", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah, I just feel so bad about it. I was trying to stay disciplined and good about my diet." }, { "assistant": "We'll get back on the horse together, my friend. Skinnier days are ahead of us!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went to the park and read a book today." }, { "assistant": "That sounds like a nice and relaxing day. What book were you enjoying?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I was reading my favorite, A Catcher in the Rye. It was so nice having a day off and doing what I enjoy." }, { "assistant": "It's really cool to have those moments where you get to enjoy what you like to do.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ate 12 pizzas all by myself today. Never felt so bad about myself." }, { "assistant": "Woah how did you manage to eat 12 pizzas", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I have no idea! My poor stomach wanted to commit suppeku though." }, { "assistant": "oh oh. It's alright next time you should be bit careful not eat a lot", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I went out on date. It seems i forgot to use the body odour!!" }, { "assistant": "Oh man! A rookie mistake! Did your date notice the foul stench?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "i think she did. It must have been smelly. She smirked her face once" }, { "assistant": "Well, I guess it didn't turn out too bad. Are you guys going for another?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My parents threw me a surprise party today!" }, { "assistant": "woah really nice!! what and all they did", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "They gave me a bunch of presents and doritos! I was so stunned!" }, { "assistant": "you must have really enjoyed it", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I am really getting irritated with the traffic nowadays" }, { "assistant": "I know! It's terrible everywhere! And I'm the only one who knows how to drive because I created the automobile!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "indeed that's how it is now!! and horn sounds are just terrible. It gets on my nerves" }, { "assistant": "Ugh. The horn is the worse! Especially those loud, obnoxious semi-truck horns!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Dangit! They burned!!" }, { "assistant": "Are you baking? What did you burn.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "YES! LOL. My brownies!! All that time mixing and preparing wasted! " }, { "assistant": "That is pretty unfortunate. You should be like me and just buy them, always easier when someone else does the work.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I like the taste of home baked goods though. Fresh from the oven. YUM. Now they're just black!" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I saw someone blow their nose into their shirt." }, { "assistant": "That's really gross. Did you say anything to him about it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No, I think the person had mental issues. It was beyond gross." }, { "assistant": "For sure. That really isn't something a normal person should be doing. Or anyone for that matter.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I ate 20 Big Macs for dinner tonight." }, { "assistant": "Wow, that is really impressive!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was indeed! While I was consuming them. Then I looked back and thought about the starving kids in Antarctica...boy did I feel ashamed." }, { "assistant": "They would be very jealous!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Only about 3 weeks to go!" }, { "assistant": "Three weeks to what?!?!?!?!?!?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Going on vacation!!!!" }, { "assistant": "Awesome! Where are you going?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "We're going to Panama City!! Wooot! Taking the kids to the beach!" }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Someone lit a bag of poop on fire on my neighbors sidewalk last halloween. The smell of it is something I won't soon forget." }, { "assistant": "lol hey at least it was your neighbors sidewalk and not yours", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I know. I didn't even know that was something people really did, I thought it was just in the movies...Gross!" }, { "assistant": "Maybe you should find out who did it and go throw toilet paper all over their yard!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son said his first word today!" }, { "assistant": "Really? What was it, that must of been pretty wild.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It was indeed! His first word was \"pistachio\"!" }, { "assistant": "hmm, that is a pretty epic first world. You would think that would be a little two difficult for a first word. The kid must be a genius", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I have my job interview today. I am quite hopeful that it is going to go well." }, { "assistant": "I hope too !! I think you will do well!!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Me too! I really want to be the first millionaire that works at McDonalds!" }, { "assistant": "omg!! millionaire that works at McDonalds. I would like to see you work ", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My wife is off to her Mom's for couple of days" }, { "assistant": "Dang. Do you have the whole house to yourself?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "yeah but i think i am going to miss her and feel alone" }, { "assistant": "That's really rough. Maybe you should go to the gym and meet some friends?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog pooped on the rug today." }, { "assistant": "That is funny. Dogs can be careless. You should take better care of it", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Well, it won't be an issue anymore. I put it up for adoption. This was the last straw!" }, { "assistant": "You seem to be very fed up with him. How long have you had him?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Seeing Republicans clearly and directly rejecting notion of climate change makes me terrified of our future as a species" }, { "assistant": "It makes me feel the same. That's why I voted for myself in the last election.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Despite having overwhelming consensus among the climate scientists that human activity is causing it, they are still turning faces. Totally unacceptable for politicians " }, { "assistant": "Truly unacceptable. We would be better off with chimpanzees in office.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I saw a man drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk." }, { "assistant": "That man is a winner if he kept it all down!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He did! I was very inspired by the act!" }, { "assistant": "I am really amazed. Was it you?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "No it was a friend of mine, I wish I could do that." }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "Every time I am promised a promotion they give it to someone else. It just happened again!" }, { "assistant": "I'm sorry that keeps happening to you.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "It is really irritating. It makes me think I need to go find a new company." }, { "assistant": "I agree, your talents would be better suited elsewhere. ", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Thank you." }, { "assistant": "", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "There was an internet outage for hours today, the day I decide to stay home because I don't feel well. What a day." }, { "assistant": "That is pretty unlucky. At lease it wasn't a power outage though.", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Yeah true, that would've been worst" }, { "assistant": "It's like 100 degrees during the day, you would have had to find a pool to jump in.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I hit my head on the door's corner and it left me with a wound" }, { "assistant": "That's terrible! Is it a festering wound that will turn you into a zombie?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "ah no!! But i am afraid it will scar thats worse than being a zombie" }, { "assistant": "Nonsense! If you're a zombie, you'll be brainless and the scar will be the least of your worries!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I can't stop thinking about my job interview tomorrow." }, { "assistant": "You must be really excited of the interview and i hope you will do well", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I am nervous beyond belief! I just want to nail it so I can start making the big bucks at McDonalds!" }, { "assistant": "You will nail it. Just be confident and just be yourself!!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My son said his first word today!" }, { "assistant": "That is so exciting! What did he say?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "He said \"hernia\"! I was so stoked!" }, { "assistant": "That is so cute! Be sure and jot that down in the baby book!", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I was unable to make my full rent this month." }, { "assistant": "Dang, that's rough. Are you set up for next month at least?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "Thankfully, my dad came to the rescue and loaned me the money. I will budget better for next month" }, { "assistant": "That's great man. At least you'll have a place to stay for the next month.", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My neighbor returned my wallet today." }, { "assistant": "That's so nice of them. Where did they find it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "They found it at Kmart. Who would've thought I would get it back after 5 years of it being lost?" }, { "assistant": "that's a surprise and it's after 5 long years", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "I lost my key chain. My Late grandma present me for my 10th birthday" }, { "assistant": "That's terrible! Did you manage to find it?", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "nope. I feel so bad that i lost it." }, { "assistant": "That sucks man. Do you have another grandma who can give you a new one?", "user": null } ]

[ { "assistant": null, "user": "My dog pooped on the rug today." }, { "assistant": "oh no!!That's just terrible. did you made him to clean by himself!!", "user": null }, { "assistant": null, "user": "I did! I was so disappointed in the little rascal." }, { "assistant": "Naughty dog. he should look after himself", "user": null } ]