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"Mrs. Peterson!" "Ramon, hey!" "How's it goin'?" "How you doin'?" "There it is, right there on the desk." " Where's she headed?" " She's snowbound, Ramon." " See you went with the pink." " Yeah, yeah." "It's kind of a pink day today." "I'm gonna have another pickup for you on Thursday." " All right." "We'll see you then." " All right." "Thanks, Ramon." "Peterson!" "Peterson!" "Peterson." " Mr. Cowboy, da?" " Da." "Mmm, it's pretty." "Mmm." "It's from my wife." "Time... rules over us without mercy, not caring if we're healthy or ill, hungry or drunk," "Russian, American, beings from Mars." "It's like a fire." "It could either destroy us or keep us warm." "That's why every FedEx office has a clock." "Because we live or we die by the clock." "We never turn our back on it." "And we never, ever allow ourselves... the sin of losing track of time!" "Locally, it's 1:56." "That means we've got three hours and four minutes... before the end-of-the-day's package sort." " That's how long we have." "That's how much time we have... before this pulsating, accursed, relentless taskmaster... tries to put us out of business." "Hey, Nicolai." "Hey." "Nicolai, good to see you." "How are you, kid?" "Look what you did." "You just delivered your very first FedEx package." "That deserves something special, like a Snickers bar... and a C.D. player." "And something to listen to- a C.D. There." "Elvis Presley." "Fifty million fans can't be wrong." "You all recognize this, don't you?" "I took the liberty of sending this to myself." "I FedEx'd it before I left Memphis." "You're probably wondering what could be in here." "What could it possibly be?" "Is it architectural plans?" "Maybe technical drawings?" "Is this the new wallpaper for the- for the bathroom?" "It is... a clock, which I started at absolute zero... and is now at 87 hours, 22 minutes and 17 seconds." "From Memphis, America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours." "Eighty-seven hours is a shameful outrage." "This is just an egg timer!" "What if it had been something else?" "Like your paycheck?" " Or fresh boysenberries?" "Or ad option papers?" "Eighty-seven hours is an eternity." "The cosmos was created in less time!" "Wars have been fought and nations toppled in 87 hours!" "Fortunes made and squandered." "What?" "What are you saying about me?" "I tell them, what do they expect?" "This man, when his truck broke down, he stole a boy's bicycle to do his delivery." "I borrowed it!" "I borrowed a kid's bike." "And I got my packages delivered, and that is what you people are gonna have to start doing." "You have to start doing whatever it takes, because in three hours and two minutes... every one of these packages has to be on the big truck... and on its way to the airport." "Fifteen minutes!" " Crunch time!" "Crunch time!" " Crunch time!" "Let's go!" "Every package on the airport truck." "Go!" "Crunch, crunch, crunch!" " We have a big problem." " What?" " The truck in Red Square is stuck." " What do you mean?" " It's stuck." " Stuck how?" "In snow?" "In ice?" "It's stuck!" "The most important truck- the Kremlin truck!" "Many packages." "All right, all right, all right." "Let's put the table right here." "We'll just do the sort." "Ah, yeah, a clamp." "That would make us stuck." "Let's go." "Unload- Get him out of there." "Right here." "Two lines, two lines." "One to the airport truck, one to the Moscow truck." "Got it?" "C.D.G., F.E., M.E, Memphis on the airport truck." "Everything else right there." "Nicolai!" "Tick-tock, tick-tock." "Four minutes." "Hi, this is Kelly." "If you're calling for Chuck, press one." "Otherwise leave a message after the tone." "Thanks." "Hello, Kelly." "Are you there?" "Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up." "You're not there." "You're not gonna believe this." "I'm doin' the sorts in the middle of Red Square... in the shadow of Lenin's tomb." "I'm outta here in two minutes and I'm pickin' up the sweep through Paris, so I should be back in Memphis about 18 hours or so." "That's the good news." "The bad news is..." "I gotta go to the dentist this week." "I got something in there that's hurtin'." "I love you and I'm gonna see you soon, and you know what that means." "Bye-bye." "Nicolai!" "Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!" " I absolutely, positively have to get to Memphis tonight." "Can't help you." "Try U.P.S." "With this extra head wind, are we gonna be able to push it and make the sort?" " We'll do our best." " "Our best", huh?" "Gwen, is there something wrong with our doctors that Jack keeps getting certified to fly?" " Aren't you concerned?" " I'm terrified." "But a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do." "That's the spirit." "Relentless is our goal." "Relentless!" "What do you expect from the guy who stole a crippled kid's bicycle..." " when his truck broke down?" " I borrowed it." "But I love that the kid's now crippled." "So you missed the last truck by two minutes?" "Two minutes." "Actually, it was less than that." "The plane wasn't that heavy." "You could've added some fuel, picked up the speed and made up the time." "It's about the trucks." "Today's truck was two minutes late." "Tomorrow's will be four minutes late, and then six minutes and eight minutes late." " Next thing you know, we're the U.S. Mail." " Yeah, well" "All I'm sayin' is, if you'd gotten all those trucks on the plane, those Russkies would be walking on water right now." "Hey, don't- Don't gimme that look." " It's just grape juice." "Right, Chuck?" " Yeah." "It's like a 1992 full-bodied grape juice." "I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." "We'd offer you some but, you know, somebody's got to fly the plane." "Yeah, well, I "just say no", right?" "Listen, Stan, I've been meaning to ask you." "How's Mary?" "Oh." "Uh, well," " we really don't know anything yet." " Mm-hmm." "Uh, she went to the doctor yesterday, and, uh, it hasn't meta- metastasized... as far as they can tell right now." "It's just kind of wait and see." "I'm so sorry." "Tell her I'm gonna come by and see her on my next layover." "I want you to know, Stan, we are all thinking about her and you." " And just blessings." " Thank you, Gwen." "Hi, this is Kelly." "If you're calling for Chuck, press one." "Otherwise, leave a message after the tone." "Thanks." "Stan." "Listen." "Uh, I heard about this" "I heard about this doctor down in Emory, in Atlanta." "Uh, he's supposed to be the absolute best." "He worked on Frank Toretta's wife." "Frank Toretta is a systems analyst." "He played center field for us." "You know him." "In the softball tournament last Labor Day." "Anyway, beside the point." "Uh, what I was thinking is, is that I could get his number- the doctor- and, uh, you know, put you all together and" "You know, you could get this thing fixed." "You could beat it." "Thanks, Chuck." "So, I'll get his number." " Is Kelly Frears around?" " She's copying her dissertation." " You're home." " Home indeed." "I love that you're home." "Just days before Santa departs on his annual gift-giving venture, he's been declared physically fit to fly." "Santa got checked out by doctors at the V.A. Hospital in Augusta, Georgia." "After they declared the jolly old elf in tip top shape," "Santa Claus took off into the wild blue yonder for an early start." "In Sarajevo, he spent the day with children, handing out presents and even helping them decorate... the special Christmas tree." "Santa and a sea of elves took over the floor... at the Hong Kong Futures Exchange." "Market traders bought Santa hats, donating" "The turkey's a little dry, isn't it?" " No." " The turkey is perfect." " How many did you do last night?" " Last night?" "2.9 million." "Now you've got to be in the market for more of these candied yams." "Here you go." "2.9 has got to be the record." "Look at those marshmallows." "When I was there, we did two million." " We thought that was a big deal." " The glory days." " What'd they do the first night?" " The very first night?" " Twelve." " Twelve thousand?" " Hell, no." "Twelve." " That's right." "And they did the sort right there on a card table." "And Fred Smith had that card table bronzed." "I've been hearing that for five years." " It's in his office today." " They go from that to the new hub up in Anchor age." "It's state of the art- a perfect marriage... between technology and systems management." "Speaking of marriage, Chuck, when are you gonna make an honest woman out of Kelly?" " How long?" " Fourteen minutes into the meal." " You won." "I owe you $5." " So I win." " Way before the pie." " I told him on the way up." "Right about the time the pie came out, the marriage" "Kelly is still recovering from her failed relationship with that parolee." "He was a lawyer." "I knew it had something to do with raising your right hand... and swearing to tell the truth." "Remember when he fell on the side walk and broke his shoulder at the wedding reception?" "He tripped on a curb holding a door open for me." " Aunt Kelly was married before?" "It's not even worth remembering." "So since her failed marriage to the parolee" " Oh, my God." " Kelly can't see being with a man who wears a pager to bed." "What're you gonna attach it to, Hoss?" "When you wear it to bed, I hope you got one of those things... that go vibrating'." "Watch it." "I'm not touching that." "Oh, did you hit an olive pit?" " I thought I took all of them out." " No, no, it's not that." " Okay, I'll cancel Saturday." " No, don't." "If I'm not here, I'm not." "But if I am, well," " then I am." " It's cancelled." "But you gotta be here New Year's Eve." "Malaysia can't be that bad." "I'll be here New Year's Eve." " When are you defending your dissertation?" " January 12." "I'm gonna have to switch over the South America thing." "If I do that on the third or fourth," "I'm gonna have to head back out on the 13th." "So long as you're here New Year's Eve." "I will be here New Year's Eve." "I promise." " What?" " What about our Christmas?" "I got a gift for you." "We have to do it in the car." "I'd just like a minute over here, all right?" "Thanks." "Two minutes, okay?" "Two more minutes." "Thanks." "Hey!" " Merry Christmas." " I thought you were gonna stiff me." " No." " What is the ribbon?" "Is it a thousand-pound..." " test fishing line or something?" " Here's your fancy thing." "Thanks." "I love the wrapping." " And I love the box." " Good." "Oh." "Oh, my." "Oh, that is terrific." "My granddaddy used it on the Southern Pacific." "Hey, I took this." "This is my favorite picture of you." "You know what I'm gonna do?" "I'm always gonna keep this... on Memphis time." "Kelly time." "Hmm." "You haven't said anything about your presents." "Is there a problem?" "I'm sorry, no!" "I love 'em." "Look at my journal." "Ah!" " What about the pager?" " Real leather." "The pages have gold on 'em." " Did you like the pager or not?" " Yes." "I love it." "Look at him in his little blue Russian house." " It's from Russia." " My God." " It's not one of those loud ones?" " No." "You can program it so it vibrates... and lights up and see it in the dark." "It seems like a real nice pager." " Sorry about the hand towels." "You're hard to shop for." " No, no." "I love 'em." " Every time I wash my hands, I will think of you." " All right, I gotta go." " Merry Christmas." " Merry Christmas." " I love you." " I love you too." "Chuck!" "Keys!" " Thank you." " That reminds me." "I almost forgot." "I have one more present for you." "Only this isn't an "open in the car" kind of present... like, say, hand towels." "Which were a joke, by the way." "I'm terrified." "Just take it and hold onto it, and you can open it... on New Year's Eve." "And I love you." "I'll be right back." "Hey, Al, where are we?" "Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean." "Ha, ha, ha!" "You pilots, you're funny." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Position Jenna at 1526" "Is all this turbulence from Santa and those eight tiny reindeer?" "Tamara at 1620." "Erick is next." "Fuel: niner-five-decimal-five." "Blaine, tell them we're deviating south for weather." "Make another position plot on your deviation left." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Position Jenna at 1526." " Flight level 350." " I got us plotted." "We're 200 miles south of our original course." "Continue plotting, and check contingency procedures." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Broadcasting in the blind." "How do you read?" " I've never been out of comm this long." "Did you try the higher H.F. frequency?" "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Better buckle up, Chuck." "It's gonna get bumpy." "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Do you read?" "Tahiti Control, FedEx 88." "Position Jenna at 1526." "Flight level 350." "Expecting Tamara at 1" "Fire!" "Explosion!" "Let's get a hose!" "Hold on to it!" "Come on!" "Seat belt!" "We may have to ditch!" "Okay?" "Fire in the hold!" "We're goin' down!" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "Bringing it down and out!" "Ten thousand feet!" "Masks off!" "Masks off!" "Chuck!" "Life vest!" "Chuck!" "Chuck, stay there!" "Where's your life vest?" "Ditching switch on!" "I've got visual!" "Brace for impact!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Anybody!" "Anybody!" "Help!" "Help!" "What is that?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Anybody?" "Hello?" "Get!" "Go, go." "Go!" "Go!" ""Albert R. Miller. "" "Not Alan." "Albert." "So, that's it." "Hey!" "A ship!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "A ship!" "Over here!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Help me!" "Help!" "Right here!" "Right here!" "Help!" "Look here!" "Look, look, look!" "S..." "O..." "S!" "Please!" "Help!" "Come on!" "Help!" "" Happy birthday. "" ""The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself." "Johnny, have the happiest birthday ever." "Score." "Your Grandpa. "" "Ew." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "You wouldn't have a match..." "by any chance, would you?" "Oh, oh, oh!" "The air got to it." "The air got to it!" "Come on, come on." "Come on." "I did it." "I did it." "Fire!" "There you go!" "Light it up!" "Come on!" "Ouch!" "Here you go!" "Here you go!" "It's a signal fire!" "And it spells out S.O.S!" "Whoa!" "It's a meteor shower!" "Fireflies!" "Go!" "Run!" "You're free!" "You're free!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Yeah!" "Yes!" "Look what I have created!" "I have made fire!" "I... have made fire!" "Mmm!" "You gotta love crab." "In the nick of time too." "I couldn't take much more of those coconuts." "Coconut milk's a natural laxative." "Things that Gilligan never told us." "Oh." "Pretty well-made fire, huh, Wilson?" "So..." "Wilson." "We were en route... from Memphis for 11 and a half hours." "About 475 miles an hour." "So they think that we are right here." "But... we went out of radio contact... and flew around that storm for about an hour." "So that's a distance of what, 400 miles?" "Four hundred miles squared." "That's 160,000... times pi- 3.14." "Five hundred and two thousand, four" "That's a search area of 500,000 square miles." "That's twice the size of Texas." "They may never find us." "This tooth is just killing me." "It started out just hurting when I bit down, but now it just hurts all the time." "All the time." "It's-It's a good thing there's not much to eat around here, because I don't think I could chew it." "Just keep sucking on all that coconut and all that crab." "And just think," "I used to avoid going to the dentist... like the plague." "I put it off every single chance I got." "But now, oh, what I wouldn't give... to have a-a dentist right here in this cave." "In fact, I wish you were a dentist." "Yeah." "Dr. Wilson." "You wanna hear something funny?" "Back home in Memphis, my dentist's name is Dr. James Spaulding." "She's much prettier in real life." "Shut up!" "" Bakersfield"?" "Bakersfield!" "This could work." "This could work." "Twenty-two- Forty-four lashings." "Forty-four lashings." "So" "We have to make rope again." "Wilson, we're gonna have to make a hell of a lot of rope." "Eight lashings of these structurals." "That's 24 apiece." "That'll be 100- 160." "Here we are today." "That gives us another month and a half until we're into March and April, which is our best chances for the high tides and the offshore breezes." "We need- We need 424 feet... of good rope, plus another 50 feet, say, for miscellaneous." "Round that off to 475 feet of good rope." "Now, if we average 15 feet a day" "Plus, we have to build it, we have to stock it, we have to launch it." "That's gonna be tight." "That is not much time." "But we" "We live and we die by time, don't we?" "Now, let's not commit the sin of turning our back on time." "I know." "I know." "This is it." "That's all that's left." "I checked over the whole island, and that is all that's left." "So we're gonna be short." "Short." "We'll just have to make some more out of the videotape." "Yes." "No, we have time." "We do." "We have time." "Look!" "The wind's still blowing in from the west." "I know!" "Yeah, I know" " I know where there's 30 feet of extra rope!" "But" " But I'm not going back up there." "There, there." "There, you see?" "Huh?" "There." "Are you happy?" "Do you have to keep bringing that up?" "Can't you just forget it?" "Huh?" "You were right." "You were right." "It was a good thing that we did a test, 'cause it wasn't gonna be just a quick little snap." "I would have landed on the rocks." "Broken my leg or my back or my neck." "Bled to death." "But it was the only option I had at the time though, okay?" "It was what, a year ago?" "So let's just forget it." "And what is your point?" "Well... we might just make it." "Did that thought ever cross your brain?" "Well, regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean... than to stay here and die on this shit hole island, spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn volleyball!" "Shut you up." "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson." "Wilson!" "Oh, God!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Never again." "Never again, never again." "You're okay." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I know you." "I know you." "I know you." "So, we okay?" "Okay?" "Okay." "You still awake?" "Me too." "You scared?" "Me too." "Okay." "Here we go, Wilson." "You don't have to worry about anything." "I'll do all the paddling." "You just hang on." "Not yet!" "Hold on!" "Not yet!" "Not yet!" "Not yet!" "Stand by, Wilson!" "Hold on!" "Hold on, Wilson!" "I think we did it!" "I think we did it!" "Wilson!" "I think we did it!" "Oh!" "They're gone!" "I don't know why!" "Where's Wilson?" "Where's Wilson?" "Wilson, where are you?" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "I'm comin'!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry, Wilson!" "Wilson, I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Wilson!" "I can't!" "Wilson!" "Wilson!" "I'm" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Kelly." "Kelly." "Kelly." "Hello?" "Oh, how are you?" "Okay." "Forty-five minutes." "One Dr. Pepper." "Two cups of ice." "I like ice." "Well, here's the drill." "Um, plane pulls in, we get off, and there's a little ceremony right there in the hangar." "Fred Smith will say a few words." "All you have to do is smile and say "thank you. "" "Then we'll take you over to see Kelly." "She's actually gonna be there, huh?" "Well, that's what we have arranged." "I mean, if you're sure you wanna do that." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Yes." "I don't know what I'm gonna say to her." "What in the world am I gonna say to her?" "Chuck, Kelly had to let you go." "You know?" "She thought you were dead." "And we buried you." "We had a funeral and a coffin and a gravestone." "The whole thing." "You had a coffin?" "What was in it?" "Well, everybody put something in." "You know, just a cell phone or a beeper, some pictures." "I put in some Elvis CDs." "So you had my funeral... and then you had Mary's funeral." "Stan, I'm so sorry I wasn't around when Mary died." "I should've been there for you, and I wasn't." "I'm so sorry." "Four years ago, the FedEx family lost five of our sons." "That was a terrible and tragic day." "But today, one of those sons," "Chuck Noland, has been returned to us." "Chuck, welcome home." "Just moments ago, Fred Smith welcomed home Chuck Noland." " How about it, Michelle?" " It's such an incredible and amazing story..." " to come back from the dead." " Well, it's so amazing that Smith himself welcomed him back." "And Fred acknowledged that, "While time waits for no man, we take time to pause to honor one of our own. "" "Now, that's an expensive pause." "I'm-I'm sorry." "I must be in the wrong place." "No, you're in the right place." "You probably don't remember me." "I actually did root canal on you about five years ago." "Jim Spaulding referred you." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "I'm Kelly's husband." "Jerry Lovett." "Kelly wanted" "Kelly wanted to be here" "Look, this is very hard for everyone." "I can't even imagine how hard it is for you." "Kelly, uh" "She's had it rough." "First when she thought she lost you, and now dealing with all of this." "It's-It's confusing." "It's very emotional for her." "She's" "She's... sort of lost." "Maybe you could just give her a little more time." "Anyway, uh," "I'm sorry that" "Okay, people, let's go." "Party's over." "Let's go home." "Let's go home." "You're definitely gonna have to go down to the DMV." "Okay, Maynard, let's go." "Chuck's had a big day." " I have to brief this man on his meetings tomorrow..." " I know." "with the accountants and the attorneys, all right?" "I will see you bright and early in the morning." " Hey, Chuck, welcome home." "We love you." " Becca, I need to speak to you." "You know, Chuck, we gotta catch up on some of that fishing', now." "Take care." " Good night." " Good night." "You got everything you need?" "Okay." "Well, if you need anything, just sign for it, and I'll see you in the morning." "Get some sleep, okay?" "We got another big day tomorrow." "It takes a lot of paperwork to bring back a man." " Bring you back to life, man." " Bye, Chuck." " Take care, now." " Tomorrow." "Tomorrow we're gonna bring you back to life." "How long are you gonna be, man?" "Well..." " how long will that buy me?" " About ten minutes." "I'm awake." "I saw your taxi drive up." "Get in here out of the rain." "I saw you down at the hub today, so I know you were down there." "Let me get you a towel." "They're sleeping." "If you come in, I'll make you some coffee." "It's a nice house." "Yeah, we got a nice mortgage too." "What's your daughter's name?" "Katie." " She's a beautiful little girl." " She's a handful." "Just let me get one thing straight here." "We have a pro football team now, but they're in Nashville?" "Um, yeah." "Oh, my God." "Okay." "They used to be in Houston." "First they were the Oilers, and now they're the Titans." "The Houston Oilers are the Tennessee Titans?" "Yeah." "But that's not all." "They went to the Super Bowl last year." " And I missed that." " You would've died." "It was so exciting." "They almost won by one yard." "One lousy yard right at the end." "I got whole milk, 2% and nonfat." "I don't have any half-and-half, and that's what you like." "That'll do fine." "What happened to you becoming a professor?" "You're not Dr. Kelly Frears-Lovett?" "When you, um" "When your plane went down, everything just sort of got put on hold." "I think about taking it up again, though." "I came out here to give you this." "Oh, my God." "I'm sorry it doesn't work." "And I, uh, I kept the picture." "It was all faded anyway." "I want you to have it." "I gave it to you." "That's a family heirloom, and it should stay in your family." "That's everything I have from when you went down to now." "They said they never figured out what caused the crash." "Probably some mislabeled hazardous material caught fire." "So here's where that ship found you." "You drifted about 500 miles." "This is where your island was, about 600 miles south of the Cook Islands." "And these are the search grids." "Ships went back and forth for weeks looking for you." "I never should've gotten on that plane." "I never should've gotten out of the car." "I wanna show you something." "Come here." "This is- This is our car." "You kept our car." "All right, now, this is weird." "It's a good car." "Had a lot of memories in this car." "Two very nice memories." "Oh, that trip down to the Gulf, yeah." "So, can I drive it?" "It's your car." "That's good, 'cause my- my taxi's gone." "Um" "Let me get some stuff out of the back." "You think you're gonna have more kids?" "I don't know." "It's kind of confusing right now." "Well, you should." "I mean, really, you should." "I would." "So, what now?" "I don't know." "I really don't know." "You said you'd be right back." "I'm so sorry." "Me too." "Chuck!" "Chuck!" "I always knew you were alive." "I knew it." "But everybody said I had to stop saying that- that I had to let you go." "I love you." "You're the love of my life." "I love you too, Kelly." "More than you'll ever know." "Chuck?" "You have to go home." "We both had done the math, and" "Kelly added it all up." "She knew she had to let me go." "I added it up, knew that I'd" "I'd lost her." "'Cause I was never gonna get off that island." "I was gonna die there, totally alone." "I mean, I was gonna get sick or I was gonna get injured or something." "The only choice I had, the only thing I could control... was when and how... and where that was gonna happen." "So..." "I made a rope." "And I went up to the summit to hang myself." "But I had to test it, you know?" "Of course." "You know me." "And the weight of the log... snapped the limb of the tree." "So I-I" "I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to." "I had power over nothing." "And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket." "I knew... somehow... that I had to stay alive." "Somehow." "I had to keep breathing, even though there was no reason to hope." "And all my logic said that I would never see this place again." "So that's what I did." "I stayed alive." "I kept breathing." "And then one day that logic was proven all wrong, because the tide... came in, gave me a sail." "And now, here I am." "I'm back... in Memphis, talking to you." "I have ice in my glass." "And I've lost her all over again." "I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly." "But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island." "And I know what I have to do now." "I gotta keep breathing." "Because tomorrow, the sun will rise." "Who knows what the tide could bring?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "FedEx!" " You look lost." " I do?" "Where are you headed?" "Well, I was just about to figure that out." "Well, that's 83 South." "And this road here will hook you up with I-40 East." "If you turn right, that'll take you to Amarillo, Flagstaff," "California." "And if you head back that direction, you'll find a whole lotta nothin' all the way to Canada." "I got it." "All right, then." "Good luck, cowboy." "Thank you."

"What am I most afraid of?" "Hmm." "Let's see." "Global warming..." "and getting a "B."" "The phone ringing in the middle of the night." "That I'm too much of a perfectionist." "Honey, this isn't a job interview." "Oh, man." "Job interviews." "Nothing." "Yeah, right." "What about the pigeons?" "Oh, I don't like them." "They're shifty." "Losing Mitchell." "Oh!" "Hotel bedspreads." "Ooh." "Never getting my driver's license." "Or getting one and the picture sucks." "Dying alone." "Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?" "Mom, please, not today." "I just wanted to know if you found your shoes." "Why are you hounding me?" "I'm freaking out right now." "You need to relax." "It's just a driver's test." "It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again," "I have to wait six months to retake it." "That's six more months of you driving me everywhere." "Then I'm, like, "There's no way I'm wearing that. " And she was, like" "Like. "Well, if you don't wear it, then you can't play. "" "And then I was, like, "That's fine by me. " Honey, like." "And then she was, like, "Well, if you don't play -" Like!" "Like!" "Mom!" "Stop!" "Stop saying "like" all the time." "You're embarrassing me!" "Stop it!" "Like, like, like, like, aah!" "Hmm." "Haley." "Found your jacket." "Why is everyone on me?" "God!" "Ignore her." "She can't focus on two things at once." "Always a good quality in a driver." "Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight." "No, we don't." "I'm not going." "What are you talking about?" "Why would you not be going to the dance?" "Because school dances are lame." "A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are... when they're really just a bunch of dorks." "Ready to go down under, mate?" "Yes." " What are you doing?" " Treasure hunting." "Wow." "A few days ago, the cable guy was under the house." "When he was leaving, he said to Haley," ""Wow." "That's quite a collection you've got down there. "" "Here's the thing." "We have no idea what he's talking about." "All week, Luke and I have been getting more and more excited about what it could be." "I bet it's really cool old magazines." "Yeah." "Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth." "Or bugs frozen in amber." "What if it's really expensive bottles of wine?" "Or a suit of armor." "What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?" "What if it's gold bars?" "Oh, you think?" "For God sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?" "♪ Hey, hey ♪" "♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪" "♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪" "Hey, Cam." "Cam, where did we get this dolly from?" "From Janice and Olivia." "They brought it over yesterday." "Lily loves it." "Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them." "What, because they're lesbians?" "That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?" "Yeah, I suppose." "I'm sorry." "Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?" "No." "It was too big." "They were on their motorcycle." "We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady" "Irrelevant." "Named Dr. Miura." "So I took the bold step of inviting her over for brunch." "I'm sorry." "Uh, bold?" "She said no patient had ever done it before." "Yeah." "Subtext, "This is weird. "" "I didn't hear any subtext." "Do you hear any now?" "I don't even know why we're doing this." "Because what if Lily gets sick and there's a Tamiflu shortage?" "Who do you think's gonna get that medicine?" "The patient she likes, that's who." "Well, maybe if you bake her a cake, she'll give us free X-rays." "It's all about making connections." "Why do you think the dentist gives me all that free stuff?" "Um, because he's a huge queen and he has a big crush on you." "Really?" "Do you think so?" "Mom?" "Hmm?" " I have a fever." " Ay, mi amor." "Come here and I feel you." "Ooh." "I don't wanna get you sick." "It could be fatal." "Then by all means, stand next to me." "Let me feel you." "Ay, papi, but you're not warm." "Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm." "I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe." "Oh." "Yeah, the party." "What?" "The party." "I understand about 20% of what goes on around here." "The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters." "Poor kid." "I don't know where he gets his fear from... because his father's not afraid of anything." "No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars" "But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come." "Then you'll see fear in his eyes." "Like the waiter's a ghost." "Excited?" "Yeah." "We're like Ponce de León and his son, Little Ponce." "Who's that?" "Famous treasure hunters." "His name was Ponce?" "He'd get made fun of at my school." "They'd probably call him "Pants. "" "Pants." "Or maybe, um, "Fancy Ponce. "" "That's a good one." "All right." "Let's do this." "Oh!" "Hey!" "Wow." "You okay, Dad?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I am." "Yep." "Gonna take a little more than getting trapped... in a small, dark space with a wild animal to rattle your old man." "All right." "You never want your kids to see you scared." "You wanna be that rock that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea." "Actually, a rock would sink." "So a floating rock." "Let's start over." "It's windy, and you've got a lot of papers." "Okay." "Let's do this, buddy." "Okay!" "Good recon." "Got the lay of the land, so" "Aren't we going in?" "Yep, we are." "But won't it be fun if we did it with ski goggles and barbecue tools?" "I guess." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Let's do that." "All right." "Can I just say that is a lovely outfit." "Oh." "Thank you." "Well, it's just nice to see you out of your lab coat." "You actually have quite a nice figure." "Take it down a notch." "We're trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way." "Oh." " Lily looks great." " Do you think so?" "Shouldn't she have more teeth?" "I see these kids running around at the park, and they look like sharks." "Don't worry." "She's perfect." "Aren't you, Lily?" "Oh, look how calm she is with you." "She's usually very fidgety around new people." "Well, I just think she senses you're gonna be a good friend for her... during good times and- and flu season." "Mommy." "Did she just" "Did she just say" "Well, her first word... was every gay father's worst nightmare." ""Mommy. " Oh." "Jay, he won't admit it, but I know that Manny's sad because he's missing the party." "Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?" "I could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters." "That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror." "How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh?" "Manny!" "He likes to fish?" "Yeah." "He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers." "But I encourage the fishing." " Manny, you like to fish?" " Fishing?" "Yeah." "You want to go to the pier today?" "Is this a trick to see if I'm really sick?" "No." "Maybe the fresh air will make you feel better." "Well, then yeah, 'cause there's no place where I'm more at one with" "Just get your coat." "Are you nervous?" "Shut up, Alex." "I was just asking." "I'd be nervous if I were you." "Alex, leave your sister alone." "She's gonna be fine." "As long as I don't get the same guy." "He's so mean." "You probably will." "You won't." "He hates me." "He doesn't hate you." "He yelled at me." "You drove into the bushes." "Oh, no." "It's him." "Please don't be for me." "Please don't be for me." "Please don't be for me." "Please don't be me." "Hi." "Oh, thank God." "Well, come on." "I don't have all day." "I'm gonna throw up." "Okay, no." "This is what you're gonna do." "You're gonna get in that car, put on your seat belt... and take three deep breaths and relax." "This guy sees hundreds of kids every day." "He probably doesn't even remember you, all right?" "Okay." "Yo." "Let's move it, two strikes." "That's more than three breaths, honey." "See how much better this is?" "The truck goes in." "It gets video." "And then we get a preview of whatever's in there." "How ingenious is that, huh?" "Are you just scared to go in?" "Why would you say that?" "Well, when you stuck your head in, you screamed a little." "I told you." "That was the house settling." "Besides, this is so much cooler." "This is how NASA does it." "Now, hand me the Itty Bitty Book Light." "Yeah." "Final piece of the puzzle." "Blast off." "Hey, Dad?" "Yeah?" "How are you supposed to steer if you don't know where you're going?" "Stay in the present, buddy." "Gotta do it by feel." "Gotta get all Jedi on it." "Uh-oh." " Did you just lose my truck?" " No." "You just lost my truck!" "No, I didn't!" "That was my truck!" "Grandpa just gave it to me!" " I told you to stay in the present!" " Stop yelling!" " Truce?" " Yeah." "Sorry." "This is delicious." "Oh." "Thank you." "The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine." "Why do all the things I love go away?" "Look, I don't even think she said the "M" word." "No, we heard it." "It was clear as day." "I" " I just don't know what we've done wrong." "I quit my job so I could stay at home with her." "But maybe it's not enough." "Maybe we're not providing her with the feminine energy that she needs." " Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about that." "You" " You know it's because you're Asian, right?" "Cam." "No, I'm sorry." "What?" "Am I just supposed to ignore the giant panda in the room?" "Pandas are from China." "I" " Well, it doesn't matter." "Okay, okay." "I think what my hysterical partner is just trying to say, if I may, that for the first six months of her life," "Lily was raised by very loving Asian women, in an orphanage, with whom she clearly bonded." "And then suddenly you come in with all of your Asian-ness... and-and-and breasts and womb, lady bits- and it all just comes rushing back to her, and I" "You guys are overreacting." "I'm sure Lily just strung a couple of random syllables together, and they happen to sound something like that word." "But that's all." " Do you really think that?" " Of course." " She's right." " We're being ridiculous." " We're being ridiculous." " Your daddies are being ridiculous." "Mommy." "Okay." "Well" " Mr. Tucker" " Okay." "No, no, no." "She's made her choice!" "She's made her choice." "All right, left turn." "Here?" "At the intersection, yeah." "Okay." "Left." "What?" "I said left." "You're going right." "Wait." "No, wait." "I'm trying, okay?" "Pull over." " No, I can do this!" " Pull over now." " Why are you crying?" " Why do you hate me?" "Oh, hell." "Haley, I don't hate you." "You seem like a nice girl." "You remind me of my daughter." "Which is why I want you to live a long and happy life... and be safe and not hurt my daughter." "I really want my license." "I've been practicing a lot, I swear." " You gonna drink and drive?" " No, sir." " You gonna text and drive?" " No, sir." "All right." "Let's start this from the beginning." "Could you smile first?" "I'll be less nervous if you smile." "Okay, that didn't help." "Just go." "Today feels like a good day for halibut." "Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time..." "I used peanut butter and jelly for bait and I caught a thresher shark?" "I don't know." "You tell me a lot of funny things." "Why are we going this way?" "It's just another way to go." "Uh-oh." "Something's going on." "What are you talking about?" "Wake up, old man." "She's trying to get me on that roller coaster." "No, she's not." "Yes, I am." " What?" " Told you." "Manny, you have to face your fears." "That's why we're here?" "Why didn't you let me in on your little plan?" "Because you're the worst liar." "He would have seen right through you." "I don't wanna go on the roller coaster." "Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back... and your salmon is legendary." "What if I fall out?" "I will catch you." "That's not possible." "He would crush you." "What if I throw up?" "I will clean it up." "It wouldn't be the first time." "Geez, these are new shoes." "You're not gonna let up, are you?" "Baby, I think you know the answer." "Fine." "Let's get it over with." "That's my boy." "Vamos, Jay." "No, I'm not going on that." "That's bad for my back." "Your back is fine." "I got an inner-ear thing." "Oh, please." "Don't tell me you're scared too." "Scared?" "What is this "scared" stuff?" "What am I, a child?" "I'm not scared." "You see?" "You're the worst liar." "Well, if he's not going, I'm not going." "Oh, for God's sake, fine!" "I'll go alone." "Here." "Take my girlie purse and you my floppy hat, and if you need it, there's the ladies' room." "I'm not man enough to fight this." "Here." "Hold my purse." "Oh, hell!" "What's taking them so long?" "I don't know." "The only reason I'm not panicking is I haven't seen a giant geyser." "You know, honey, I think I know why you don't wanna go tonight." "Because school dances are lame?" "No." "'Cause you don't know how to dance." "That's not it." "I can help you with that." "Come on." "Come on." "Oh, God, no." "No, Mom." "Oh, yeah." "Back in the day, I was quite the dancer." "Oh, my God." "You and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense." "♪♪ Mom." "Mom, stop." "Stop." "Please, stop." "I know how to dance." "I just don't wanna be part of that freak show." "Sweetheart, you're a beautiful girl." "Someone will ask you to dance." "I know that." "It's just stupid." "Somebody will ask you." "Why do you keep saying that?" "Somebody will ask you." "But what if they don't?" "Honey, if they don't, then you do the exact same thing I told your sister, okay?" "Take three deep breaths and relax." "Even the advice I get is a hand-me-down." "Mom, I did it!" "I passed!" "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "I got my license!" "Congratulations!" "I have my license!" "I got my license!" "Car's not in "park. " Oh." "Oops." "You better run to that counter." "Go." "Right now." "Run!" "Run!" "Still can't believe you lost my truck." "It's gone, buddy." "Let it go." "You know, maybe it's better we don't solve this little mystery." "Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination." "Or it could be gold or baseball cards or pirate maps." "Do you really think there could be pirate maps under there?" "I'm a hundred percent sure it's possible." "All right." "I'm going in." "What?" "Really?" "Buddy." "Whoa." "What do you see?" "Nothing." "It's really dark in here." "Wait a minute." "I think I see my truck." "It's right over there by the" " Uh-oh." "What?" "I think I'm stuck." "How are you stuck?" "My belt loop got caught on a pipe." "And it's hot." "Have you tried wiggling?" "Dad, it's hot!" "Hurry!" "I'm coming, buddy!" "And hurry." "There's spiders in here." "Oh!" "Coming!" "I'm sorry if we got all weird in there." "No." "It was fine." "Well, we'd like to say it's different than how it usually is, but you've seen us enough to know that that's not true." "Guys, listen." "I had a very complicated relationship with my mother." "She was born in Japan- crazy traditional." "She didn't want me to become a doctor." "She wanted me to get married and have kids." "But my father, we would talk... and he would actually listen to what I wanted." "Anyway, what I'm trying to say... is having a mother isn't always what it's cracked up to be." "Oh!" "Thank you." "Well, thank you." "And if you ask me, having two fathers who care as much as you do... makes Lily the luckiest little girl in the world." "Oh!" "Thank you so much." "Thank you." "Thank you for that." "That's very sweet." "Thanks." "Thank you." "And how are things with you and your mom now?" "Uh" "The only way she'll be happy is if I'm some Asian stereotype." "But that just isn't me." "I didn't see those!" "I'm coming, buddy." "Over here." "That's- A spider web." "Oh, God." "My boy was in trouble, so I put my fears aside, and I came to his rescue." "Now, does that make me a hero?" "Yes, it does." "Everything's gonna be okay." "Hey." "Everything's gonna be okay." "There." "Thanks, Dad." "Hey, that's what dads do." "Let's get out of here." "I want my truck." "Really?" "It was a Christmas gift." "Could you go get it?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Sure." "Let's go- Let's go through it." "Yeah." "There it is." "Got it." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Are you okay?" "You know what?" "I am okay." "Hey." "Hey." "We did it." "Whoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" "We're under the house." "What the heck." "We're down here." "Why don't we see what we got, huh?" "Yeah." "Two intrepid explorers... make their way on a journey" "Dead bodies!" "We called the police and got a bunch of detectives over." "Turns out it was the last owner's Halloween decorations, which is pretty funny." "Least I thought it was." "Everybody's afraid of something, right?" "Heights, clowns, tight spaces." "You like it, Jay?" "I did it!" "Those are things you get over." "But then there's our children." "Will they fit in?" "Will they be safe?" "Those are fears you never get past." "So sometimes all you can do... is take a deep breath, pull 'em close... and hope for the best." " Bye!" " Eyes on the road." " Love you!" " Eyes on the road." "Whoo!" "Oh, God." "I mean, things don't always work out." "Oh." "Cam, I think she wants her doll." "I don't know where it is." "Mommy." "Mommy." "When you squeeze the doll, it says "Mommy. "" "Did-Did you know that- Not a clue." "The doll says "Mommy. "" "The doll says "Mommy. " The doll says "Mommy. "" "But you gotta love it when they do." "Hey, Dad." "Hmm?" "Mom says there's an old trunk in the attic." "Oh, yeah." "My grandpa's old steamer trunk." "In this movie I saw, there was this old trunk... and there's a secret compartment." "And when you opened it, there was a whole bunch of paintings, by the world's greatest painters, hidden in the war." "My grandpa was in the war." "Should we go up there?" "Totally." "It could also be diamonds." "Or a samurai sword." "Or the Declaration of Independence." "You know, it almost doesn't even matter what's up there." "What matters is what you do with the money from what's up there." "We could get a motorboat." "Or a robotic gutter cleaner." "Or an indoor pool." "Or a two-man submarine." "ENGLISH" " US" " PSDH"

"Previously on "Once Upon a Time"..." "You traded Baelfire for the power of a dagger, and I traded you for youth." "I was never meant to be a father." "Pan's dying." "He needs the heart of the truest believer." "It's a trade." "Henry will die." "Your finding Henry wasn't an accident, was it?" "Whatever do you mean?" "Where did you get him?" "(Rumplestiltskin) All curses can be broken." "Their child is the key." "Great power requires great sacrifice." "Tell me, what will suffice?" "The heart of the thing you love most." "The curse!" "It's here!" "(Bell clanging)" "(Thunder rumbling)" "(Cracks reins) Hiya!" "(Horse whinnies)" "I'm waiting!" "(Whoosh)" "What took you so long, dearie?" "You know what took so long." "Oh, yes." "The curse." "You did it." "That's right." "(Whispers) I did it." "And I wanted you to know it." "Before you, like all the pathetic denizens of this wretched land, forgets everything." "How did it feel?" "Watching the curse cloud form?" "Felt like victory." "(Giggles) How did it feel to kill the thing you love most?" "Ripping the heart out of your father." "How did that feel?" "It was the price of the curse." "How it felt doesn't matter." "He would've understood." "I took my life back." "I had to." "I won." "And yet, here you are, feeling the need to gloat." "Something's missing, isn't it, dearie?" "Not at all." "I have everything I want." "Nothing can stop me now." "(Giggles) Not quite." "What does that mean?" "The savior." "The child of Snow White and Prince Charming." "(Sighs)" "She can stop you." "She can break the curse." "Well, it looks like getting rid of a baby just made my to-do list." "Of course it did." "But even if you succeed with that, you have an even bigger problem." "Now there's a hole... in your heart." "And someday, you will come to me to fill it." "You overestimate your powers of foresight." "And you underestimate the price of what you've done!" "♪ You shall see, you will come to me ♪" "♪ There is more you need, oh!" "♪" "Your taunts will get you nowhere." "I know you too well." "You wanna make another deal." "Well, I won't." "(Giggles) A deal?" "You've already promised me a good life in this new land." "What more can I want from you?" "Oh, to be..." "let out of this cage?" "To... be let out of our last deal?" "To escape the curse?" "But why would I desire that, dearie?" "I'm exactly where I want to be." "Once Upon a Time 3x09" " Save Henry Original air date December 1, 2013" "(Emma) Oh, God." "Is he unconscious?" "(Regina) Henry, can you hear us?" "He passed out as soon as his heart went into Pan." "Is he breathing?" "Just hang in there, buddy." "What the hell'd you do to him?" "Oh, I didn't do anything, Emma." "It was Henry." "He offered me his heart of his own free will." "(Blade zings) I'm gonna take it back from you." "I don't think you have it in you." "Rumplestiltskin didn't." "Why should you?" "Where is he?" " What did you do?" " Why, he's right in this box, safe and sound and out of the way." "Unfortunately for you, he can't hurt me anymore." "And neither can you." "Really?" "(Slashes)" "How did that feel?" "Like a tickle." "(Emma) How is he?" "(Regina) You're gonna be all right, Henry." "We're gonna get you home." "You, um, you wanted to see me?" "Yes, I did." "All right, well, if this is about Pongo's dog license," "I..." "I believe it's still up-to-date." "This has nothing to do with your dog." "(Pen clicks and thuds)" "Madame Mayor, are you all right?" "I'm okay." "Excuse me for saying so, but you don't seem okay." "I don't tolerate that sort of bluntness." "I'm the Q... the Mayor." "And I'm a therapist." "That's... that's why you asked me here, isn't it?" "What's bothering you?" "What are you feeling?" "Nothing." "I'm feeling nothing." "If I were to guess, I would say that... you're a driven woman, and sometimes that can leave a hole." "A what?" "A hole." "An emptiness." "There's more to life than work." "And maybe that's why you feel dissatisfied." "I'm not dissatisfied." "I love my life." "Well, what's the point if you've got no one to share it with?" "There's that bluntness again." "Has there ever been a time in your life when you haven't felt this way?" "When that little boy visited." "Owen." "A child." "That can provide so much meaning." "(Door bells jingle)" "(Door closes)" "I need a child, Gold." "And I need your help." "Well, I'm flattered, but uninterested." "Not like that." "I spent all morning talking to adoption agencies." "The wait-lists are over two years long." "But you, Gold, you know how to cut through red tape." "And if anyone can work the system and find me a baby, it's you." "You wish to adopt?" "Well, don't look so surprised." "Oh, I'm not." "I'm sure you'll make a... well, a mother of some sort." "Can you help me?" "Of course I can." "But a word of caution... ask yourself, is this something you're ready for?" "It's something I need." "Well, that may not be the same thing." "I'll get you a child." "But whether or not that's helping you, remains to be seen." "When you become a parent, you must put your child first." "No matter what." "(Tinkling)" "This preservation spell can keep him in this condition for a while longer." "Buy us time to get to Pan." "You were a lost boy." "Any idea where he went?" "Well, I..." "I mean, I know where he lived, where... his compound." "Well, that's idiotic." "We all know that." "You think he's stupid enough to go back?" " You're useless." " Okay, enough." "Don't tell me what's enough." "My son is dying!" "Our son." "So yes, I know how you feel." "You have no idea what I feel." "You have your parents." "You have this... person, a pirate who pines for you." "You have everything, and yet you claim to know what I feel?" "(Voice breaking) All I have is Henry, and I am not about to lose him, because he is everything." "You're right." "I don't know what you feel." "So what do you wanna do?" "You wanna the run show?" "Run it." "How do we save Henry?" "(Whispers) I don't know." "Even if we can find Pan, he was powerful before." "With Henry's heart," "I..." "I don't know if we can hurt him." "Yes, we can." "Look." "You nicked him." "If he can bleed, we can hurt him." "And if we can hurt him, we can kill him." "And we will." "(Wind whistling)" "Gold is in a box?" "Then David can never leave the island." "Mary Margaret, that doesn't matter." "I've already made peace with that." "What matters is Henry." "How much time do we have?" "Maybe an hour before the preservation spell wears off." "If he's airborne, he could be anywhere on the island." "An hour isn't much time." "I suggest we get started looking." "Where is he?" "Gone." "There's nothing you can do." "He's already won." "Pan never fails." "You won't talk?" "How 'bout I make you talk?" "Regina, wait." "There's no time!" "I don't think torture is our best move here." "Look at these kids." "They've been to hell and back." "We need to try something else." "Yeah, we tried the cute and cuddly." "They don't respond to reason." "What else do you have to offer?" "What every kid wants." "A mother." "(Door bells jingle)" "You have news?" "Yes." "Fate may be on your side." "This morning I, uh, spoke with an agency who had placed a baby boy from Phoenix with a family nearby in Boston." "With a family?" "How is that fate?" "Because at the last minute, the adoption fell through." "It happens." "So the baby still needs a home." "Indeed." "As I said, fate appears to be on your side." "The agency is in Boston." "(Horn honks in distance)" "(Papers rustling) Well, Ms. Mills, your application is almost too good to be true." "I mean, your references are impeccable." "And this town you live in..." "Storybrooke... you're the Mayor?" "Third term." "All unopposed." "Never heard of Storybrooke." "Oh, it's a... hidden gem." "Peaceful, perfect for children." "It's like a fairy tale." "You should come visit sometime." "(Chuckles)" "I get two weeks off a year." "And all due respect, Sandals has an inclusive buffet." "You got that in Storybrooke?" "I'm afraid not." "(Chuckles) Anyway," "I've explained your rights and responsibilities, but there's one item I'd like to go over in detail." "This is a closed adoption, which means you'll never be able to contact your child's birth parents." "It's a complete information blackout... parents' names, ethnicity, genealogical records." "You won't have access to any of it." "I'm concerned with my child's future, not his past." "Well, then congratulations." "You ready to meet your son?" "Yes!" "(Chuckles) (Chuckles)" "(Intercom beeps)" "(Gasps)" "Oh." "(Coos)" "Well, hello there." "It was fate, wasn't it?" "Henry." "Henry, huh?" "You don't meet a lot of Henrys nowadays." "Very old world." "It was my father's name." "He passed some time ago." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." "I hope it was peaceful, at least." "(Henry crying)" "Oh." "Oh, you need some help?" "Oh, no, no." "I've got it." "(Coos) (Chuckles)" "Come on, Henry." "Let's go home." "Guys, listen to me." "We are not gonna hurt you." "I know you're loyal to Pan, and I get that." "But you are making a terrible mistake." "For a long time," "I thought I was never gonna find my family." "I was an orphan, like all of you." "A lost girl." "And I was reminded today that I am not alone, that I have a lot of people that love me." "And I never thought that was gonna happen." "If that can happen to me, it can happen to you." "Pan is the only family we need." "No." "Family doesn't do what he did." "Pan lied to you and made you do terrible things." "He lied to Henry, and convinced him to give up his own heart." "To save the island." "No, to save himself." "Don't listen to her." "Pan cares about all of us." "No, he doesn't." "We care about you." "And we can save you!" "We can take you home with us to our land." "There's no reason to fear Pan anymore." "Until he absorbs the power from Henry's heart, he can be stopped." "You just have to tell us where he is." "Leave now while Pan still allows you to breathe." "That's the only help you'll get." "Where... is Pan?" "Not... telling." "Can you really bring us home?" "Shut your mouth!" "Yes." "With your help." "His thinking tree." " No!" " Yes, his thinking tree." "Stop it!" "All of you!" "What is that?" "It's where he goes when he wants to be alone." "You can find him there." "It's not far." "No, don't trust her." "Can you tell us where that is?" "Yeah." "But you have to swear, swear that you'll take us with you." "I promise." "We are going home." "All of us." "(Henry crying)" "Who is this bundle of joy?" "Do you have a problem with him crying?" "No, of course not." "Hey, shh." "Okay, it's time to be quiet." "It's time to be quiet." "(Continues crying)" "What?" "!" "You want some advice?" "Try a story." "That's how they soothe themselves." "A bedtime story." "Gets 'em used to your voice." "Worked with Ruby." "Her issues started later." "(Continues crying)" "(Exhales) Hey." "Okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Uh..." "Once upon a time, there was... (Spits) Oh!" "Ugh." "(Groans)" "(Continues crying)" "Well, his heart's as strong as a locomotive." "And his lungs are healthy, clearly." "Well, what about a blood test?" "Or a chest X-ray?" "Is he a smoker?" "What?" "!" "Look, it's obvious what the problem is." "He's a crying baby." "(Scoffs) I paid for this?" "Actually, your insurance did." "What do I do?" "I can prescribe you something." "10 CCs of maternal love." "(Crying continues)" "Dr. Whale, no one loves their child more than me." "Which means there's something wrong with my son." "Your job is to help him." "Do it!" "Sure, I could order additional testing, but, uh, with babies, there are risks." "And it's generally nothing and not worth it." ""Generally"?" "Well, in some cases, there could be something abnormal happening." "But we'd need the birth mother to find out." "You mean the woman who abandoned him?" "You think she can soothe him?" "I'm his mother." "You misunderstand me, Regina." "If something were in fact wrong with the baby, maybe there's something in her medical records, something genetic that could be causing a problem." "But the only people who can help us fill those blanks are the biological parents." "But it was a closed adoption." "There's no way to contact them." "Sidney, grab a pencil." "There's an adoption agency in Boston on Dartmouth Street. (Henry continues crying)" "(Sidney) Say again?" "There's noise on the line." "Ms. Blanchard." "Oh." "Hi." "Who's this?" "Meet Henry." "Oh." "Make yourself useful." "Boston Angels Adoption on Dartmouth." "(Henry fussing)" "I need the name of Henry's biological mother." "Isn't that against the law?" "Well, that's why I called you, Sidney." "(Crying stops) Because I know, for me, you'll do whatever it takes." "I need this done." "There's something wrong with my son." "He won't stop c..." "(Coos) crying." "Just... just do it." "(Snaps cell phone shut)" " How did you do that?" " Do what?" "M... make him stop crying." "Well, I'm just holding him." "He's so sweet." "(Resumes crying)" "No." "Oh, no, no." "I'm so sorry." "I... did I do something?" "No." "No, you didn't." "It's me." "(Crying continues)" "The Pixie Woods?" "That's where it is?" "It's just North of here." "It's where the pixie dust used to grow." "Do you know where that is?" "Aye." "The whole region is deserted now." "No one but Pan has set foot in those woods in centuries." "Then let's make history." "We're gonna need you here." "Once we get Henry's heart, it's gonna be a race back." "We need help on both ends." "Okay." "What do you need from us?" "Let's gather up the lost boys." "Get 'em on board the "Jolly Roger."" "Prepare the ship to fly." "Let's hope you have a Pegasus sail." "Otherwise, we're at the mercy of the trade winds." "Pan's shadow's in here." "It'll get us home, long as your ship holds together." "Well, as long as your plan holds together, she will." "Henry's gonna be with me the entire time." "Nothing is gonna happen to him while you two are away." "You mean three." "I may be trapped on this island for the rest of eternity." "So if you think I'm not going to be spending my last moments with my daughter, you're crazy." "Okay." "Let's do it." "(Crying)" "Henry..." "Henry, I promise if you just tell me what you want," "I'll do anything for you." "Anything." "(Inhales deeply)" "(Voice breaks) Please?" "Just... (Singsongy) give me a chance." "(Stops crying)" "(Gasps)" "(Exhales)" "Thank you." "(Cell phone ringing and vibrating)" "Sidney." "What'd you find?" "(Sidney) The agency was a dead end, but I worked my magic with the health department." "Found out all about his mother." "(Fax machine whirring)" "I'm faxing over the information right now." " You should have it any second." " It's here." "(Snaps cell phone shut and thuds)" "(Whispers) No." "(Door bells jingle)" "You knew." "Knew what exactly?" "The child that you located for me in Phoenix, his mother was found in the woods, outside of Storybrooke, 18 years ago." "What a startling coincidence." "18 years ago?" "!" "I fear I'm missing the significance." "You'll have to forgive me." "My memory's not what it used to be." "Henry's mother was found as a baby, on a very significant day... the day this town... this town..." "This town what?" "She's important, isn't she?" "This mother." "Is she important?" "I suppose inasmuch as she gave birth to your son." "You." "You built this into this whole thing, didn't you?" "You made this happen because the mother, she's..." "She's what, madame Mayor, this mother that you seem to fear so much?" "Oh, you really know nothing of what I'm talking about?" "Well, I know you're upset." "That much is clear." "You told me I'd come to you, that I'd have a hole in my heart." "And... you want this to end." "This town, what I built." "You wanna destroy it all by bringing the mother back." "That's why you did all this!" "Do you know you have dark circles under your eyes and a weary tremble in your voice?" "Poor thing." "Look what motherhood has done to you." "(Pen thuds)" "Play dumb all you want, you little imp." "You should know who you're dealing with by now." "I sacrificed everything to build this life!" "And nothing will tear me away from my revenge!" "Henry goes back to Boston tomorrow!" "(Door bells jingle)" "(Gasps) Look." "(Blade zings)" "(Object thuds)" "(Regina) Careful." "Pan wouldn't have just left it behind for no reason." "It's David's only way home." " Without Gold, we're stuck here." " Mary Margaret!" "Oh!" "(Vine whips)" "(Thud) (Grunts)" "Are you still at it?" "Don't you know?" "Peter Pan never fails." "I didn't expect you to find me." "But then again, I shouldn't be surprised." "You're mothers." "Quite tenacious about your offspring." "Believe it or not, I understand that." "But if you're looking to see Henry again," "I have to tell you, there's only one place you'll be reunited... in death." "(Door closes)" "I wrote out instructions for his bedtime, nap time, and feeding." "(Papers rustle)" "Ms. Mills, I assure you, the baby will be in expert hands here." "I know." "I'm just sad that this couldn't work out." "The circumstances were... unforeseen." "Not every child is the right fit for a parent." "And sometimes, putting the child first can mean having the strength to give him up." "(Inhales deeply) Where will Henry go next?" "We already have a new family lined up." "He's gonna be just fine." "(Cooing)" "I tell you what." "You take a minute." "I'll be right back." "Okay?" "(Sniffles)" "(Voice breaking) Oh, Henry." "(Sniffles) You deserve better than me." "(Cooing)" "You truly are the only one in all the realms who believes in me." "(Sniffles) (Coos)" "(Door opens)" "Would you like me to hold him so we can get the last little signature?" "(Sniffles) No." "That won't be necessary." "Henry is my son." "The best thing for Henry is to stay with a mother who will never let go of him, ever again." "I'm afraid there's been a hiccup." "You'll have to go back on the waiting list." "The mother changed her mind." "I'm sorry." "(Man) We..." "lost him?" "Yes, but I can put you back on the list." "Pan will not be pleased." "Which is why we don't give up." "We will get that child." "Having trouble moving?" "Not surprised, given where you are." "You see, what's hastening your demise is your regret." "What are you talking about?" "This tree is the site of a very important event for me." "I abandoned my boy here." "You have a son?" "I'm older than I look." "If you have a child, you must regret losing him, too." "But I don't." "Quite the opposite, actually." "See, I have him all boxed up so I don't lose him again." "Rumplestiltskin is your son?" "That he is." "How is that possible?" "You're..." "Younger than him?" "Not really." "Just like you and your daughter." "You're a fraud." "Your magic is weakened." "You can't even hurt us, let alone Rumplestiltskin." "(Chuckles)" "You're right." "But that's why I'm here." "This tree will protect me until my power is restored." "And then..." "(Scoffs) well, then I get to have some real fun." "And I won't have to ever worry about my child again." "Something else we will all soon have in common." "(Grunts) Oh!" "There has to be another way." "No, you're not going to get to me." "See, this tree attacks the regret inside anyone who comes here." "And you?" "You've got plenty." "I regret not taking a better shot at you when I had a chance." "Well, that's not all, is it, Savior?" "(Whispers) No." "I have your son's heart inside me." "I can feel just how much you let him down time and time again." "Leave her alone." "Perhaps I should." "After all, what chance did she have at being a good mother?" "Look at the example you've set... abandoning her for 28 years." "Are you finished?" "Last words from the Queen." "Perhaps a deathbed confession from the one who has the most to regret of all." "Yeah, there's one problem with that." "I did cast a curse that devastated an entire population." "I have tortured and murdered." "I've done some terrible things." "I should be overflowing with regret, but..." "I'm not." "(Vines snap)" "Because it got me my son." "(Squishing)" "(Heartbeat thumping)" "(Exhales deeply)" "Now... let's go save Henry." "Henry?" "!" "Where is he?" "He's over here!" "(Regina) Hold on, Henry." "(Heartbeat thumping)" "(Whoosh)" "Henry?" "Are we too late?" "Henry?" "Honey!" "(Gasps)" "(Exhales)" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Take it easy, buddy." "(Strained voice) I'm sorry." "I..." "I wanted to save magic." "It's okay. (Sighs) It's okay." "I..." "I wanted to be a hero." " There's plenty of time for that." " And now it's time to rest." "(Hook) Welcome back, young sir." "Only the best for our guest of honor, don't you think?" "Captain's quarters." "Come on." "I'll tuck you in." "(Archie) Regina, I'm just so pleased." "I'll admit, I was concerned." "And I'm just so glad the way things worked out." "There's just one problem, Dr. Hopper." "I'm afraid..." "No, I'm... dreading... that Henry's birth mother will wake up one day full of regret over leaving him, and come here to take him back." "(Fussing)" "Wasn't it a closed adoption?" "I mean, you're both perfectly anonymous to each other, right?" "Yes, but I'm worried about something bigger than the law is at play." "Fate." "(Whispers) Destiny." "It seems to me like you've made your own destiny." "(Whispers) But there's still someone out there who can destroy it." "Regina, if you keep worrying about the future, you'll never enjoy the present." "This child has brought something to you... love." "Revel in that." "Revel in being a mother." "Thank you, father." "(Fusses)" "(Door slides open)" "Once upon a time, there was a Queen, and she cast a glorious curse, that gave her everything she wanted... or so she thought." "She despaired when she learned that... revenge was not enough." "She was lonely." "And so she searched the land for a little boy to be her prince." "(Chuckles) And then... she found him." "And though they lived happily, it was not ever after." "There was still an evil out there lurking." "(Rattles)" "The Queen was worried for her prince's safety." "While she knew she could vanquish any threat to the boy, she also knew she couldn't raise him worrying." "No." "She needed to put her own troubles aside, and put her child first." "(Fusses)" "And so..." "(Liquid bubbling) the Queen procured an ancient potion of forgetting." "(Crying)" "Oh, it's all right." "If the Queen drinks the potion, she won't forget her child." "She'll only forget her worries... her troubles... her fears." "And with those gone..." "(Bubbling) she... and her prince can indeed finally live happily ever after." "(Inhales deeply)" "(Whoosh)" "(Inhales sharply, exhales deeply)" "(Crying)" "Hello, Henry." "(Laughs)" "What shall we do today?" "Oh, I know that look." "That's five hours of space paranoids and too much pizza." "Pizza's good." "(Chuckles)" "(Whoosh)" "It stings." "What's that for?" "A spell, so no one can ever take your heart ever again." "Thanks, mom." "(Kisses)" "We'll be home soon, my little prince." "(Door closes)" "(Blade zings)" "(Breathing heavily)" "I'm sorry it had to come to this, Henry." "(Clicks and whirs)" "(Whoosh)" "(Click)" "Bae." "Papa." " Where's Henry?" " He's safe." "He's safe." "I told you I wasn't gonna hurt the boy." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I..." "Why didn't you tell me Pan was your father?" "Because I didn't want you to know that I was as bad a father as he was." "Because we're both the same, me and him, because we both abandoned our sons." "No, you're not the same." "You came back for me, papa." "He's back." " That means..." " He can cure me." "We can go home..." "A family." "(Wind whistling)" "What's wrong?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "I wanted your heart, Henry, but your mother took it away from me and left me for dead." "Her mistake." "(Crackles, zaps)" "Ah!" "(Breathing heavily)" "Oh, how clever." "Ow!" "What are you doing?" "(Ripping)" "(Groaning)" "Blood magic works both ways... father." "(Groaning) (Continues ripping)" "(Whooshing)" "No!" "(Whirs)" "Henry?" "Henry!" "Oh, no." "Henry!" "(Gasps) It's okay." "I'm okay." "Are you sure?" "He's a strong boy, Regina." "You raised him well." "Go." "Over here." "Ready, Regina?" "(Lighter clicks)" "(Shadow shrieks)" "(Whooshing)" "(Shadow screaming)" "You think it'll fly?" "It has no choice." "Then let's get the hell out of Neverland." "As you wish, m'lady." "Bosun, weigh anchor!" "(Wood creaking)" "You know, when we first landed on this island, you said we'd all need to work together." "I was just trying anything." "Well, to be honest, I didn't think it was possible." "That a hero, a villain, a pirate... that we could all be united, but we were because of the most important piece of the puzzle... a leader." "I'm just glad that we were all able to work together and get Henry home." "Get all of us home." "Better than being in a cage, isn't it?" "Are we really free?" "Yes, Wendy." "Soon, you'll see your brothers." "I have something for you." "I've saved it all this time." "I could never use it, but... maybe you can." "It's pixie dust." "It's the last bit from the last flower in the treetops." " It's inert..." " I can't make it work." "I've got no magic." "Not since I lost my wings." "You'll figure it out." "I believe in you, Tink." "Hey." "You feelin' okay?" "Shouldn't you be resting?" "I could bring you some food if you're feelin' up for it." "I'm feeling much better now." " I think the fresh air is good for me." " Okay." "Henry..." "(Lost boys speak indistinctly)" "I know we haven't had much of a chance to be a family." "Not yet." "Just, I want you to know that you have a dad now." "Now and for forever." "I'll never leave you, okay, buddy?" "I'm glad you got your son back, Regina." "Seems the Evil Queen was able to love someone after all." "Yes, it seems." "It seems you were right." "I knew you still had some good in you." "(Whoosh)" "Apparently, you still have some magic in you." "What... what happened?" "Well, if I had to guess, I'd say for a moment there, you believed." "Go away, boy." "Not hungry." "But I came to thank you." "No matter what those other traitors do," "I'm on Pan's side." "And Pan... never fails." "What?" "You heard me." "Peter Pan never fails." "He can't be stopped." "Even when they think he's defeated, when they think they've won, he finds a way." "So you think you're not safe?" "Oh, no, I'm perfectly safe." "During our struggle, my fate was sealed." "The one who's in trouble... is Henry." "But you're Henry." "Not anymore." "You... you switched." "You sure you're not hungry?" "Thank you..." "Pan." "Now... let's play."

"♪ I love to live alone ♪" "♪ 'cause I'm in my cleaning zone ♪" "(computer bleeps)" "Oh!" "(Laughs) Gabi, hi!" "How are you?" "How's Switzerland?" "Have you learned how to yodel yet?" "You ask me that every week and the answer is still no-de-lay-hee-hoo!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Gets me every time." "Wait a minute." "It not Sunday night." "Why are you calling me now" "Oh, I just missed ya." "Aw." "Well, how did flambé week go?" "Fla-mazing." "I learned how to make a peppercorn steak with brandy how to burn down a restaurant..." "how to make crêpe Suzette..." "Ah, wait... wait." "Back up." "So, the secret is actually lemon zest... back it up a little more." "Um... something about burning a restaurant down?" "Yeah there may have been a teeny-tiny major fire." "Ah, the French alcohol that I was using was a little higher proof than I realized." "You know, I blame the metric system." "(Laughs sarcastically) Did they?" "No, they blamed me." "Oh, you poor thing." "What are you gonna do?" "Come home?" "Oh, my God!" "You're here!" "They kicked me out." "Aw, you okay?" "No-de-lay-hee-hoo!" "Aw!" "(Theme song playing)" "♪ She in the spotlight ♪" "♪ and she turn my head ♪" "♪ she run a red light ♪" "♪ 'cause she bad like that ♪" "♪ I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby ♪" "Well, overall, it sounds like you had a great time." "But, ah, don't you think we should talk about the elephant in the room?" "Yes, Sofia, listen, I'm going to get a job and I'm going to be able to pay rent." "I promise." "No-no, I was walking about Josh." "Oh, that elephant." "So, like, what's your plan?" "Well, it's funny you should ask." "I was gonna go to his place straight from the airport," "I was going to look him right in the eye and say," ""the way that I left was hurtful and horrible and I am so, so sorry." "Can you ever forgive me?"" " Well, why didn't you?" " I got scared." "(Sighs) When I was in Switzerland, I tried reaching out." "You know..." "I called him and I texted him." "But then I felt like I should just leave him alone" " Why?" " 'Cause he wrote back, "leave me alone."" "But now that I'm home, I really want to see him." "But why?" "Because you feel guilty?" "Because you want to apologize?" "Because you still have feelings for him?" "Yes, yes, and I don't know." "(Gasps) Oh, my God!" "Do you think that I subconsciously burnt down that restaurant so that I could come home early and see him?" "No!" "And that is what you will tell the police and everyone." "(In British accent) I still can't believe you're controlling that with your phone." "Yeah." "With my app, you can control it with any phone." "It's kind of like a universal TV remote, but for drones." "Wow!" "Two things that everyone loves." "Drones and people always on their phones." "I want to buy it." "Like I told you before, the app isn't for sale." "Well, here's something new." "How about I buy your whole company?" "Not interested." " I'll give you half a billion dollars." " Interested." "Yolanda, if Josh sells his company to Kal," "I will be the publicist to one of the richest men in San Francisco." "And I'll be washing the underpants of one of the richest men in San Francisco." "Yours sounds better." "Josh is about to hit it big and his whole team will share the glory." "Except you." "You're new." "No one cares about you." "Who hurt you?" "(Knocking on door)" "I'll get it!" "Is is the best day ever." " Hi!" " (Screaming)" "Oh, my God!" "It returned!" "Go away!" "(Gabi continues knocking) Please, Elliot." "I just need to talk to Josh." "No!" "You will never set foot in this house again..." "Oh, my damn, Gabi!" "Come on in!" "No, Yolanda!" "I forbid it." " Forbid this." " Oh!" " Gabi?" " Hey, Josh." "Is it me or did it just get awkward in here?" "Ah, you're back early." "Yeah, um... about that." "Listen, I kinda want to talk to you about something." "Elliot, maybe we shouldn't stand here and watch this." "You're right." "Let's stand over there." "If this is about your... your job, you know I-I actually, I hired a new chef." "Yeah." "Oh, I know." "Yolanda told me." "Oh!" "Here she is." "Adriana." "This is Gabi, my ex... chef... ex-chef." "Oh, you're Gabi." "Or as Elliot calls you, "she who must not be named."" " Pleased to meet you, yeah." " Very nice to meet you, yeah." " So, is now a good time to talk..." " Never!" "He doesn't want to talk to you!" "Is that true, Josh?" "Do you not want to talk to me?" "Of course he wants to talk to you!" "He's got a lot of feelings he needs to let out!" "Because I have feelings that I need to let out, too." "Starting with I'm sorry." "You can save your apology!" "He has moved on!" " The hell he has!" "Oh, oh..." " Yolanda, stay out of it!" "Stop!" "You!" "You!" "Out!" "(Exclaims dismissively) Someone's wound a little tight!" "Look, um..." "Elliot's right." "You don't need to apologize to me." "I'm, moved on." "Everything's cool." "In case you were wondering, a seagull ate your dessert, not me." "I better be off." "Ah Kal, this is my former chef Gabi." "She just got back from a really fancy apprenticeship in Switzerland." "Ooh!" "An apprenticeship in Europe." "You must be good." "Oh, I'm looking for a chef." "Are you interested?" "Both:" "Excuse me?" "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "We haven't been properly introduced." "I just moved in next door." " I'm Kal." "I'm a billionaire." " Oh." "Oh!" "Next door?" "Um..." "Listen, Josh, the last thing I want to do is make you feel awkward." "What?" "Me?" "No." "You!" "Awkward!" "Me?" "What?" "Look, we... we had a little thing before she left." "A-actually, we-we didn't." "We-we almost did." "Well, I really didn't want to get into the middle of a thing." "No, there... there was no thing." "Did you not just hear me?" "No thing happened." "And since there was no thing, there's nothing to get in the middle of." "Just a bunch of... (Mimics whooshing) Air." "So, you're cool if I take the job?" "Cool!" "Me!" "What?" "Yes!" "Cool!" "Me!" "Yeah!" "Job take." " You're sure?" " I mean, is no one hearing what I'm saying?" "(Mimics tapping on microphone) Is this thing on?" "Take the job." "Um... okay." "I guess I'll take it." "Thank you." "Great!" "Can you start right away?" "I've got a very important business dinner tomorrow night, and I really have to impress the guy." "Oh, who's the guy?" "Me." "I still can't believe it." "Only you would get a job that just so happens to be across the hall from the elephant." "(Sighs) I know!" "But I asked the elephant a hundred times and he said he was cool with it." "So what am I supposed to do?" "I need a job." "Well, on that note, take a seat." "Sofia, I don't need one of your pep talks that's actually a lecture." "Oh!" "But you do." "This new job is a fresh start." "So, to help you stay on track, I've put together a little list of dos and don'ts." "(Clearing throat) "Do act professional." ""Don't have sex with your boss." ""Do wear pants." "Don't take them off."" " Sofia, I'm not gonna sleep with K..." " Hey!" "Hey!" ""Do prepare a delicious dinner tonight for Kal and Josh." ""Don't engage with Josh." "Don't look at him." "Don't talk about the past." "Don't talk about the future."" " But what if... but what if he..." " Don't." "Don't." " But what if he.." " Don't" "(Groans)" "Okay, fine." "You're right, Sofia." "Man, how did I ever make it in Switzerland without you?" "You didn't." "You burned down a restaurant." "Oh, my God." "Gabi, this looks amazing." "Well, your place is amazing." "I especially love the piano." " Is it a grand?" "Oh." " Oh, it cost way more than that." "Listen, Kal, I just want you know that tonight's dinner with Josh is going to be completely professional." " Why wouldn't it be?" " It would be." " (Knock on door)" " Ah, that's Josh." "Um, I'm going to go in the other room." "Could you announce me how they do on Downton Abbey?" "Yes." "Okay." "Be professional." "Don't talk about the past." "Don't talk about the future." "We need to talk." "Gabi, this is a really important night." "I know!" "For me, too!" "We finally have a chance to talk." "I'm talking about the deal with Kal." "This is really important to me." "But I know that you're feeling things." "Like annoyed?" "Good." "That's good." "Go on." "Look, I meant what I said yesterday." "I'm cool with you working here, so can you please just act professional?" "Fine!" "Can I get you a glass of wine, sir?" "No, thank you. $500 million deals and alcohol do not mix well." "I was waiting to be announced, but how long can a man hide behind his own door?" "Sorry." "Um. (British accent) May I please" " introduce..." " The moment passed." " Hello, Josh." " Good to see you, Kal." "Before we get started, there's something, er, personal I wanted to discuss with you." "Sure, what is it?" "(Sighs) All right." "I'll get right down to it." "I'm hot for your chef." "I hope it's not a problem." "(Scoffing) Problem?" "Hell no, it's great!" "She's fantastic." "I know we only just met, but we've got the most amazing connection." "(Laughing nervously) I love it!" "It's fun." "Fun news." "Great!" "I'm going to ask her out as soon as we're finished with dinner." "Okay, the first course is ready." "(gasps) This looks divine." "Gabi, you're a godsend." "I can't believe you let me steal her away from you." "(Chuckles uncomfortably) You know, it's not stealing when she wasn't even working for me." "Gabi, more wine?" " Oh, I thought you..." " More wine!" "(Slurps) Mmm." "Gabi, your oyster is perfection." "Oh, I'm so glad you like it." "There's plenty more where that came from." "All right!" "You know what?" "I don't need this big fancy dinner." "I've had Gabi's oysters." "Do you have the initial offer for me to sign?" "A man who knows what he wants." "All right." "Let's get down to biz-natch." "Now feel free to take your time and look over" " No." "Blah, blah, blah." "Lots of zeros." " everything..." "All looks in order." "Signing." "Letter of intent off to the attorney's." "Great doing biz-natch with you." "Cheerio!" "Tut-tut!" "Must be off!" "(In British accent) May I now introduce the second course..." "Ah, you've never seen Downton Abbey, have you?" "No." "(Mimicking Kal) I'm going to ask her to hang out tonight." "(Male voice) Hey, Kal, guess what?" "(Mimicking Kal) I don't care!" "(Sighs)" "(Grunts)" "(Scoffing) Champagne!" "Like that's going to impress her." "Holy cow, I think it did!" "Is it too soon to go to the bedroom?" "(Laughing) No!" "Wait!" "Adriana?" "Oh, no!" "No, no, no!" "No, no!" "(Drone clattering)" "Ohh, drone down!" "We have a drone down!" "Thank you!" "Good first day?" "You'll be happy to know, I kept my pants on." " Here's to baby steps." " Mm-hmm." "Kal was great." "I had no problem with Kal." "But when Josh showed up for his business dinner he wouldn't talk to me." "I tried to get him to talk to me, but he just wouldn't." "And then he was all like," "(Mocking) "Tut-tut." "Cheerio." "I must be off"." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "It's just... all your stupid, crazy, drama..." " I missed you!" " Aw!" "Come on." "I'm not all stupid, crazy drama." "(Pounding on door) Gabi, open the door quick!" "Gabi!" "Gabi!" "Gabi!" "I flew a drone into Kal's penthouse and I crashed it and I need you to get it back for me." "Oh!" "I can't believe I thought learning to knit could fill this void." "Okay, what are you talking about?" "Look, Gabi, I need you to get that drone back for me." "I could lose $500 million." " Okay, I'll help you." "If..." " Great." "Let's go. (Groans)" "If you agree to have a talk when we're done." "A real talk." "A feelings talk." " Do you have the key to Kal's apartment?" " Yes." "Feelings talk it is." "Let's go." "(Whispering) I think the drone is over by the piano." "Okay." "Wait here." "Ooh!" "Josh, I got it." "That's a Roomba." "A vacuum." "Now would be a good time to tell you, I don't know what a drone looks like." "It's a quad copter with four rotors." "(Scoffing) Four rotors!" "Why didn't you say so?" "What the hell?" "Kal!" "What... what am I doing in here?" "Is the question you're probably asking." "Gabi, I know you're looking for Josh's drone." "Oh, that's a drone!" "Yep, you caught me." "That's what I'm here for." "But not because he put me up to it." "I'm here completely on my own... with Josh." "Josh, what the hell is this doing in my apartment?" "Kal, I can explain everything." "The drone's artificial intelligence is too advanced." "This could be the start of a robot uprising." "Cut the crap." "Why are you spying on me?" "Kal, I'm not spying on you." "What's going on out here?" "Oh." "Oh, Adriana?" "I think the question is what's going on in there, sexy robe?" "Oh, I get it." "I knew you were bothered when I asked if I could date your chef." "You were spying on Adriana." "Wait, Kal, you asked Josh if you could date his chef?" "Do you think he meant me chef and not she chef?" "What?" "I know what's going on here." "Listen, he wasn't spying on you." "He was spying on me." "I don't care who he was spying on." "The point is he was spying!" "I need to trust the people that I work with." "The deal is off." "And you, you're fired." "Both:" "What?" "But what about my perfect oyster?" "But who's gonna cook for you?" "Actually, I'm going to." "Ah, Josh, I'm sorry, I quit." "I'm going to go work for Kal now." "Wait a minute." "You are going to cook for the same guy you're sleeping with?" "(Scoffs) Girl, I have a dos and don'ts list for you." "Well, thanks a lot, you just got me fired!" "Yeah, well, you just cost me a $500 million deal!" "Me?" "Me?" "That was you." " That was all you!" " Oh, whatever!" "Okay." "Deal's a deal." "Time to talk." "Okay." "I'm upset." "I think my drone's broken." "And now you know how I feel." "What the hell is the matter with you?" "I mean, when I first got back, you said you'd moved on, and you were good." "And now, all of a sudden you're spying on me because you think I'm sleeping with your neighbor?" "I mean, what is that all about?" "Do you really want to know what that's all about or are you just gonna jump on another plane when things get too difficult?" "Oh!" "So you are mad." "You pulled the rug out from under me, Gabi!" "You left me like a smiling idiot at Elliot's engagement party!" "I told you I loved you, I kissed you, and I know that meant something to you." " It did." " Then who would you leave me like that?" "(Sighs) Because..." "Josh, if I saw you then I wouldn't have been able to go." "When I first left, I kept asking myself, you know, how I could leave when we were just getting started." "And what did you come up with?" "Because I couldn't come up with anything." "Being with you would have been too easy." "This is easy?" "(Sighs) Josh." "You would move mountains to make me happy." "And I want to move my own mountains." " Does that make any sense?" " I know what mountains are." "You know, I went to Switzerland because I want to be the next Julia Child." "And if you did everything for me, then I would lose my own drive to make that dream come true." " Do you understand that?" " I know what dreams are." "Josh..." "Look, Gabi... when you left, it was horrible." "I was a mess." "So I threw myself into work... and... actually it kinda got me to a place where I almost made $500 million." "So, me leaving was a good thing?" "Yeah." "My accountant thinks you should ruin my life more often." "But, Gabi..." "I can't go through that again." "Josh, I'm..." "I'm sorry." "I am really, truly, very, very sorry." "And you for..." " give..." "Aw," " I forgive you, Gabi." "Josh, you did not have to say that." "So, where do we go from here?" "How about we go back to doing what we do best?" " Being friends." " (Sighs) I would love that." "Me, too." " So, we're good?" " We're very good." "Good." "Feelings talk adjourned." "All right." "I got to get out of here." "I gotta get up early and start the job search." "(Sighs) Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What?" "I can't believe I'm about to say this." "What?" " Do you want..." " Yes!" " ...your old job back?" " Yes!" "Yes, I do, thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Now I don't have to get up early." "Hey!" "Thanks for the feelings talk." "Well, what are friends for?" " See you tomorrow, chef." " See you tomorrow, boss." "(Sighs)" "Elliot, I have some news." "The deal with Kal's off." "Dammit!" "All that money!" "Okay, well..." "I'll just be the publicist to one of the cutest guys in San Francisco." "I have some other news..." "Adriana quit." "Good morning!" "No!" "It lives!" "No!"

"Here is man, the centre of the Universe we know." "The wicked and polymorphic being, as described by Freud." "The most self-contradictory one that exists... part adult, part child, always at war with himself... the beginning and the end of a world which is wrong." "But is the world at fault... or is man wrong, because the world is?" "A DOG'S LIFE TODAY" "THE ATROCITIES CONTINUE" "They're not coming out of a casino, where they've lost everything... nor are they coming out of the tax office." "These people have rid themselves of their clothes to follow a popular fashion:" "Nudism." "Man is born naked:" "This is the belief." "Nudism isn't a sport... it's a religion... with commandments." "It is said to be good for the skin and for the soul." "It all depends on what's hanging:" "There are natural curves... and other kinds, with cellulite on the hips, which are not so natural." "Nudists should come to these gyms, before undressing." "This sport is called body-building." "In actual fact nothing is built... but you can keep the body you have in good shape." "Nothings sags here, all muscles are taut." "All of them?" "The ones we can see!" "Even though they are fighting, these two women... are not rivals competing for a black hunk... or fighting over the last box of washing-powder on special offer." "This is a nightclub in Paris... and this is one of the many sex shows." "These two women are wrestling as part of the show." "The recipe is a simple one:" "You need a blonde and a brunette." "You make them fight in a ring for about half an hour." "When they're exhausted, you spray them with tomato sauce and that's it." "This is more relaxing than housework for them." "These women have the same idea too:" "They prefer being talented porn stars than perfect housewives." "We prefer them like this too." "Is it a tough job?" "Too bad!" "If they want to drape themselves with fur, they have to undress." "It's warm in the studio anyway." "But even if it weren't..." "It's better to chatter your teeth than chat up men on street corners!" "This woman has the shivers too..." "and the shakes... first on one side, then the other, then both sides together." "It's the same dance she performs... in a nightclub." "Tonight she's dancing for her friends who've come to visit her." "But these dancers aren't cut out to be mothers:" "Babies like their milk stirred not shaken." "A different place, different women, a different kind of job." "This is the Gulf of Tagoru, on the Pacific Ocean... and these women risk their lives everyday." "They eat a lot before going in the water... to keep their strength up during the long swim." "The chubbier they are, they better they are for the job." "A body with a greater amount of adipose tissue... can stand the cold better." "Before diving in, they get dressed:" "Their shirts protect them in these cold, deep waters." "Despite the eating, not one of them has ever died from congestion." "The women who fish in the Pacific only die due to sharks." "The sea bears many fruits, but the women have to look for them." "They're not fishing for pearls or fish but seaweed... like other poor women... who pick wild chicory in the fields." "If they reach the age of 30, they look like they're 100." "Yet the seaweed is rejuvenating." "But other women, who are fat and wealthy... have massages with the fresh seaweed full of iodine." "The women who fish in the Pacific are just like the other women... but the former, forced to eat large amounts of food... lose their figures, so that the others can improve theirs." "Isn't this a dog's life?" "Another way of fighting obesity is to jog." "We work hard at work and after work." "And when we work hard, we sweat... to sweat off the excesses of our consumerism." "Jogging is believed to be good for the heart but it seems the heart itself doesn't agree with this:" "Occasionally it stops working at the top of the hill." "Death, the final chapter of life, the greatest stage of all... the dramatic event where man regains his dignity... a dignity which other men... are able to crush yet again." "South America." "The police stops a boat which is heading for the U.S.A." "The body arouses suspicion so it is sent to the Legal Medicine Institute for an autopsy." "It is spine-chilling evidence... but all the same... you have the right to know about it and it's our duty to show it to you." "The body's sternum has been completely stitched together and the two experts hurriedly re-open it." "The content is disturbing." "There's a fortune crammed inside this man's chest:" "100 sachets full of pure heroin." "This is Bombay... this is not a sport." "The problem here is how to fill stomachs." "Indians are honest people:" "They wash their dirty linen in public." "Even men do the washing." "They are stronger than women... and don't waste time gossiping." "But among the workers... there's also someone who's work-shy." "Never mind!" "It's the same the whole world over." "In the East a different sport is considered to be beneficial." "To get rid of a fat belly... they lie on their backs, keeping shoulders and legs off the ground, while having a weight put on their abdomens." "These karate experts, the famed Japanese martial art... are allowed to train on the streets." "They use sandals weighing 5kg per foot... to practice the forbidden kick." "This is not like our kickbacks, but more like a kick in the gob." "Kicking in Karate is forbidden." "There are 3 types of lethal blows:" "Under the nose, in the throat and in the neck." "They'll never use them, but they know how to." "This is all it takes to keep possible rivals at bay." "Karate is a fancy sport and these men all fancy themselves." "How do we know this?" "Here's how..." "They go home like this, in order to get noticed... but they change route each time." "But who knows...?" "They could come across drawing pins scattered on the street." "Chinese pranks are played in Japan too." "Other brave men go to "The Well of Death"... an upside down launching pad:" "Instead of going up, the men hurl themselves down." "A quick glance into the abyss... then down they go!" "It seems to take ages to reach the putrid water." "This is not a sport, but an act of bravery." "Occasionally someone dies." "This is an unusual sport." "It's called "pato" and is played in the pampas." "The players are real gauchos... just like the live duck... they use to play the match is." "It's a sport which no one benefits from, least of all the duck." "The match goes on until the poor creature dies." "The winning team aims to kill it... the other team aims to keep it alive until the score is even." "The same game can be played with any animal." "Except maybe a porcupine wouldn't be a good choice." "The gauchos don't seem too fond of needles." "The Japanese, on the other hand, use needles to cure ills:" "They use resin to heat the needles they push into the skin." "The burn which heals is not the one we can see... but the one the needle leaves on the nerve cells." "Needles began the trend which is called acupuncture... and tattoos have become a form of art." "It's an act of vanity which requires courage and resistance to pain." "One session can last up to 90 minutes." "The needle pierces the skin more than 100 times a minute leaving ink in each hole it makes." "The ink is highly toxic." "The patient is then bedridden due to the high fever." "Some don't recover from the fever and so die." "They don't go to heaven or hell... but to a very special gallery." "Is it an art gallery?" "No!" "It's a gallery of idiots." "Tattoos are very popular in the East even with women." "The prostitutes use them as gimmicks." "The designs they choose can have symbolic meaning but above all they are used to attract the attention of clients especially those with sexually perverse tendencies." "Tattoos are forbidden because they are risky... unhygienic and represent criminality." "Moreover they are expensive and must be recorded in passports." "Distinguishing features:" ""Classical art"." "The most sought after design is of the great Utamaro." "Tattoos are not only expensive but also permanent." "If they can't be removed by laser... the only method is to be skinned alive." "This is a good way of getting rid of a tattoo." "But this isn't Japan, it's Saciva." "Here pythons are considered to be a delicacy." "The care taken in skinning them alive makes the meat more tender." "But the python isn't happy about this." "The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Association intervened... and came into conflict with the Human Rights Association." "In this area there are many pythons." "If they weren't eaten, they would eat the Chinese!" "So, catch those pythons!" "They are fried or boiled, but we don't know what they taste like." "The experts say they taste like moray... so if you like moray, you'll like python too." "This shop belongs to one of the last remaining medicine men." "We're sure to find snakes here." "This man's job is like a cross between a pharmacist and a gastronomy expert." "His most popular concoctions with his clients... have been sent down through generations." "The goods on these shelves have not been modified in any way." "A monkey's head when grated... provides energy and acts as a tonic." "In certain areas of Japan... it is used in the same way as pig's femur is in Italy also known as prosciutto." "The medicine man's real speciality is another one though:" "He can cure nervous breakdowns and boost your love life." "Look..." "It's a simple recipe you can make at home too." "What are the ingredients?" "Two live snakes, a pair of scissors and a cup." "It is believed there's no better remedy for regaining virility." "Knock it back!" "Drink some snake's blood and you'll feel as strong as a bull." "Bullfighting has been around since the 11 th Century." "People think the bull is irritated by the cape." "It becomes angry and tries to get the bullfighter." "That's wrong!" "Let's see the bullfight from the bull's point of view." "It sees a sequinned man... desperately trying to put his red cape on... so it tries to go and help him." "If he happens to get butted by the horns, it's not the bull's fault!" "To feel as strong as a bull you should drink snake's blood." "So if you drink bull's blood, how will you feel?" "Like a bullfighter for sure!" "From bull's horns to reindeer horns." "Horns represent manliness." "The bigger an animal's horns, the manlier it is." "But for man being horny is quite a different thing." "This is Lapland, near the Pole... in Santa Claus's parking zone." "Laplanders are friendly." "But with vampire-like tendencies to gain virility... they slit the reindeer's throat like the Japanese do to snakes." "The blood drunk directly from the throat is considered to be an aphrodisiac." "This is what the Laplanders believe and they drink to the animal's death." "They make sure no blood is wasted." "Oops!" "A hair!" "Alcohol makes you legless, but blood gives you a leg up." "Reindeer's blood boosts your love life." "The Laplanders have a laugh but Santa is really pissed off!" "If you can't stand the sight of blood, go to Dr. Akafune's shop." "He says a cream can work much better than animal blood." "Fair enough." "A tube of cream fits in your pocket... whereas a snake, a reindeer or a bull doesn't." "To avoid embarrassment the customer sits behind a curtain." "This way he can speak freely." "Dr. Akafune is very discreet." "First he listens to the sin, then he takes a look at the sinner." "Trivialities..." "Everything is explained very clearly." "This one has a 12-hour effect." "It's good for widows." "This other one lasts 6 hours, with young girls." "This one is for mistresses, not more than 3 hours." "And this one is for your wife, half an hour." "Go ahead and choose." "What are you supposed to do without Dr. Akafune?" "Does he believe in celibacy?" "Not at all!" "They don't know what Gerovital is here... and snakes, bulls or reindeers are not available... but they have another kind of tonic." "Look..." "At the age of 30, sucking the blood is enough... but at 60, he needs to do more than that." "I don't think a live tortoise... tastes as good as an oyster!" "But they are believed to be more of an aphrodisiac." "To be more advantaged man takes advantage of these animals." "But why make all these sacrifices?" "For this, obviously!" "And what do women do?" "Everything they can." "They have set-backs too." "This one, for example, is frigid." "She believes a massage, as recommended by the therapist... will arouse her senses." "Frigidity is a consequence of the alienation, which surrounds us." "To understand the reasons we should look at taboo subjects, at religion." "Women often don't claim what is rightfully theirs as human beings... who are intent on seeking desire, satisfaction and fulfilment, so they're unable to overcome their fear of taboo subjects." "On the other hand, on these temples... the bas-reliefs clearly depict... erotic images which are very explicit." "Mothers bring their children here." "It's an educational outing." "They want their children to know about physical love." "Whereas we take our children to zoos... then when they're older... they need therapy for their sexual hang-ups." "Some seek help through faith... hoping to be miraculously cured." "It's easy to guess what divinity is worshipped in this temple." "You can plead for a child, for your husband to come back... or to experience an orgasm for the first time." "These votive offerings... show that this method can be successful." "Leave no stone unturned." "If it doesn't work, there's always another option:" "Joining a women's only private club." "Members can enjoy themselves in small rooms." "If this isn't the right solution... the self-service option is available." "Now we're touching a sore point!" "This is the forbidden city of Balti, in China." "There aren't any therapy centres for sexual problems here." "People go to the healers." "This woman doesn't feel horny anymore." "She's not bothered... but her husband insisted on her having a check-up." "The remedy is the same for all problems." "This is it." "Putting the mouse so close to your mouth puts you in a state of shock." "This can arouse your senses." "What's sure is you'll be shocked!" "But the mouse is scared too." "It hangs by a thread near the monster's mouth... a dark and smelly cave, which seems like a doorway to hell." "The woman feels horny again, the mouse feels like dying." "Yes, it's a swastika... but don't get the wrong idea, here it is the symbol of the Jainist people." "In other countries animals are butchered... but here life is a divine right which must not be violated." "They cover their mouths... so that when breathing, they don't swallow and kill... any tiny living creature." "The temple in Maarazta is the most famous." "It's dedicated to peace and love... for all men." "Their first commandment says killing is forbidden." "Even though we see the swastika these people are true pacifists." "They follow a strict vegetarian diet." "Their speciality is stew." "But this is not like Irish stew!" "It's a stew made with flowers following an ancient recipe." "The animal treated with the most care is the white elephant." "It's considered to be a marvellous creature." "To entertain it... during the idle days, in Thailand... they even dance for it." "The elephant enjoys this a lot." "The dancers are beautiful." "They gracefully swing their hips... while it swings his tail." "They give it naughty looks, and it swings his tail some more." "Then it gets worked-up." "They try in vain to calm it down." "Blood rushes to its head." "It's turned on." "Who wouldn't be?" "But it's not allowed." "It's sacred." "To calm it down, they give it a cold shower." "These animals... have no respect for the dead." "This is being taken to the watery Indian graves." "A body awaits its turn." "The vultures await their turn too." "As soon as the body reaches the water they'll devour it." "This filthy water is used as a cemetery." "Yet people wash here and drink the water." "They thank the gods for the Ganges... which brings life." "The funeral chants join in with the sound of the vultures." "They are horrid black creatures, that ferociously squabble over... their prey which floats in the Ganges" "The vultures thrive off this macabre death ritual." "Look what else is hanging around:" "Vampires." "It's rare to see so many giant bats." "Animal lovers say bats only suck mangoes." "That's not true." "They suck human blood too... and not only from the dead." "Nobody knows if their blood really is an aphrodisiac." "In Malaysia, people fish in this way, without using any bait." "They reach down into the mud and pull out the fish." "These aren't fish you plant then pick." "They are ordinary fish, born in clear water." "The secret of this miracle is the underground rivers." "Now and again they vanish leaving behind mud and fish." "Mud is good for your health and your skin too." "It's not good for these fish that end up being barbecued... in some expensive restaurant." "Americans have fast-food... but in Japan there's sexy-food." "This restaurant's speciality is the plate you eat from." "Obviously, the food is cold." "Boiled meat and soup aren't on the menu." "This part is delicious." "One last sip, then the grand finale." "The last one to finish can lick the plate... but also pays the bill." "Pork meat is the speciality here... but the real pigs are these older American girls:" "A spinster full of money she never spent on her wedding... a widow who got her dear departed's insurance money..." "What are these cheery women after?" "Come on, you big black hunk, show us your goods!" "Even whales have a heart." "After their feed, they want to have a feel." "Time for beddy-byes!" "In this place they go to bed on empty stomachs." "These Indians lie on the ground for the night." "The nights are hot and a roof isn't necessary." "The roofs are shitty here anyway." "Precisely." "The material used is produced by the cows." "They each make a type of cement." "They women sort out the different types." "They make bricks with it and dry them out in the sun." "It's a tough job." "Once dried... the cow's product is used to build houses." "They say Indian cows are thin because they don't eat." "Rubbish!" "They eat loads!" "They simply empty their bowels often..." "New houses are needed!" "Building houses is big business here too." "Cows walk freely in the road." "People give them treats and touch them as a sign of devotion." "Just touch it, but don't stroke it, that's going too far!" "Touch the animal with your fingertips then touch your forehead." "Monuments have been built in devotion to the cow." "People go to these places to make offerings." "The cows go to the temples... much to the faithful followers' joy and to supply... the streams of urine where the sick... get their dose of medicine." "Devoted people try to attract the sacred cow to their homes." "When this happens, it's a family celebration." "An ancient ritual takes place in its honour." "Blessed be your house if the sacred cow visits." "As long as the cow lives, the building trade won't suffer." "It's a different story in the West." "This is one of the world's largest markets." "120,000 animals will be slaughtered today." "They'd make lots of houses in India!" "But we kill them." "Their destiny awaits them." "The freezing water they're washed with is a warning." "It's the first and last shower of their lives." "This way they're washed and also pushed towards the butcher." "We can rest assured there'll be no lack of steak!" "In developed countries people sleep in comfortable... and well-designed houses." "They're nothing like the shitty Indian houses." "In this Japanese hotel... for commuters unable to go home... there are specially designed rooms." "They look like burial niches, don't they?" "So it's better to sleep outdoors... and dream alongside the rags." "We don't know what the Indians dream about." "They don't need Freud to analyse their dreams... a dietician could do the job." "The morning sun doesn't shine through windows." "An extra 5 minutes of sleep is irresistible here too... where it's impossible to jump out of bed." "Once up, it's time to have a wash." "All Indians, even the poorest one... treat themselves to a hair wash, a massage... and a pedicure." "The body must be looked after... as it contains the soul." "Some go over the top:" "Like the bonzes." "They shave to make themselves ugly, as a way of refusing... materialistic matters." "The bonzes, following a 2,500 year-old commandment... are as sacred as Buddha." "When they're 20, they have religious service like the Italian military one." "Their days... are spent meditating to reach enlightenment." "They'd give up their lives for this too." "This mother isn't upset because her son has shaved his head." "Bonzes don't belong to their families." "Their mothers can go and see them but must act as if visiting an altar." "Bonzes aren't even allowed to smile at their mothers." "Family relationships are different in the Giara tribe." "These children are destined to be beggars." "To make them look believable, parents twist their limbs... every day, one limb at a time." "A spine-chilling and secret practice filmed thanks to a telephoto lens." "It's a pain for the children, but also for the parents." "They beat drums to cover up the cries." "That's all they can do for them." "This shows what a desperate state certain people live in." "One day they'll be deformed like him." "They'll be able to live on charity." "It's the only future they have." "The luckiest ones become acrobats." "Where is Heaven?" "Hell's here, on the tip of this stick." "He started as a child too." "Now he's no longer scared of walking the rope:" "If he falls, he can't break his legs." "He doesn't have any." "Is it a hen or a hedgehog?" "You decide." "He goes onto his father's back... but his father lives off his back." "This man chose a different career." "Poverty-stricken India elects its Mr. Muscle." "The women think of their skinny husbands and scowl... with envy!" "In the same way only few can afford to stretch their minds... here few can stretch their muscles." "Poor people can't afford to go to the gym." "And so they wouldn't be able to have a body like this." "He's the winner." "His girlfriend's a bit jealous." ""Go on, cover up!"" "Here the birthday suit is required." "This is a public toilet in Kyoto." "We'd be embarrassed, they're not!" "If you happen to come here... don't think of wearing a swimming costume." "They'd think," ""What's that man got to hide?"" "Following tradition they bathe in these big tubs." "They massage each other with no hint of eroticism." "The temperature of the water is 50°C and this weakens them." "If you're after something sinful, there are other baths." "Like this one." "Here you can find some sinful things!" "Prices are high." "Those who can't afford it make do with a rubber substitute." "Results are guaranteed." "He's not complaining!" "Not all massages are like this one." "In the West some naughty women... sell themselves as masseuses... so when a tourist sees the sign "Massage", he thinks of sex." "But these masseuses know how to... walk all over clients." "Did you want to sin?" "This is your punishment." "Here massages are taken seriously... and carried out by trained specialists." "Everything is taken seriously in the East." "See for yourselves." "It's a terrible ritual, seen for first time on film." "The members of this sect are tough and cruel." "To become a member, they have to cut off their fingers off." "The more phalanges are missing, the higher the grade." "Who has 3 phalanges missing... means they've undergone this torture 3 times." "He is a chief and must be obeyed." "If you're squeamish, look away." "The bravery is in not making a sound when it gets cut off." "The useless act of butchery has been carried out." "Had the P2 Masonic lodge initiation ritual been like this..." "Gelli certainly wouldn't have found any followers." "The members' list is hidden in the archive." "Yet the accounts are in full view:" "Containing only the membership fees." "This is still Japan where the finger is used for its therapeutic qualities." "According to the doctors in Tokyo... to cure impotency... all you have to do is put a finger there where the sun doesn't shine." "The best one is the ring finger." "It's important to hit the target the first time out." "Otherwise it hurts like hell!" "But the patient can take a fancy to this and start fancying men." "Like this young man, to get off his backside... and get on the straight and narrow he uses electric shocks." ""Women, yes..." "Men, no"." "There's a religious alternative to science for people too." "People with problems come here to pray." ""Let me be blessed with a big one..."" ""Let it be as hard as rock..." "Amen"." "A petrol pump shaped like a phallus stands in front of a restaurant... which offers to fill you up." "If this still isn't enough, you have to resort to the operating theatre." "This small tube guarantees enough stiffness to satisfy a woman." "But if things go wrong... don't go to the urologist, you need a plumber!" "Plumbers are hard to find and costly." "We don't have alternative solutions." "You could swing the other way, it's not that bad." "They're dolling themselves up for the sailors who arrive with small boats on the coasts of the Arabian sea." "They're waiting for the monsoon to rescue them." "Then they'll seek employment on a cruise ship... and they'll entertain the passengers like this oriental boy is doing." "We suggested to him to move to Paris or Rome... but he declined the offer." ""Too much competition", he replied in a coquettish way." "Things aren't that different in the East." "In this nightclub, geisha girls have been substituted... by men who imitate them." "Some are unsuccessful actors... from the famous Kabuki theatre." "Others are true homosexuals." "They dress up like geishas... cunningly and gracefully acting out their roles, showing their talent for singing and dancing." "They work till dawn then go back to being men." "Homosexuality and transvestism are so widespread that the manufacturing trade has turned it into big business." "This shop had everything a gay man could need to dress up as a woman... his friend and foe." "Dresses, wigs, fake boobs, underwear..." "Once he's bought the goods, he can go upstairs... where specialists dress him and do his make-up." "But every homosexual's dream is Casablanca." "Bogart left his heart there, in Casablanca." "This man is going to leave something else there." "The king is dead." "Long live the king!" "What king?" "Long live the queen!" "Just another little snip and the miracle is complete." "The buttocks provide the tissue used in the reconstruction." "They lose a bit of behind to get something up front." "You can't have everything!" "The result is amazing... but it's not over yet." "Like new cars, they too need to be run in... and be serviced regularly." "The pressure should be 2 for long journeys..." "In order for the combustion chamber to allow the piston to enter... the cylinder's walls need to kept the same distance apart." "A sort of flight test is carried out... using a bird with wings of steel." "This is the final award:" "A certificate which reintroduces the homosexual into society." "Anyone could happen to go with a "she" that was a "he"... without realising." "It's no big deal!" "You'd be worse off if you found a woman who wanted to kill two birds with one stone." "That'd really be a let-down." "It'd be hard to know when to give and when to take." "All that we've seen brings with it promiscuity... which along with drugs... is helping to spread a terrifying virus:" "AIDS." "What you're about to see is one of the 2,400 AIDS victims... in the USA in 1984." "He's the only one to ever have been filmed." "A sight which needs no commentary." "To conclude we've chosen a special subject." "To end with a flourish we chose pornography." "We went to see a porn film in the making." "Why?" "Well, why not?" "What is pornography really?" "Look it up in the dictionary..." "Ask a language expert... he'll have a hard time telling you..." "losing himself in a web of words." "There's no doubt that love can overcome anything." "Everything is allowed..." "Anything goes..." "Even meeting your lover on the roof of a house." "No need to worry." "Even if they may fall while having sex... the director has thought of everything." "Great care is taken to get the actors... to give their best and keep their mind on the job." "In our opinion, pornography and its awful reputation along with its questionable tastes... is the only thing which man can do... without harming anyone, be it filmed, written about or practised." "It uses the tools nature has provided." "Nothing here is obscene." "What we saw previously was obscene... and has convinced us that this world really has gone to the dogs." "We're sorry for the dogs, but that's our opinion."

"Hey." "Brought you a bagel." "Ah, thank you." "Listen, I was thinking about your cousin's wedding, and um..." "I would like to go." "I mean, I'm a little nervous to meet your family, obviously, but I think you're right." "I think it's time." "I already booked my flight." " Oh, well, I-I..." " Actually, that's not true." "I didn't, but I'm going to." "I'm going to go by myself." "Is something wrong?" "No, I just..." "I don't want to do this anymore." "What?" "I'm just tired of playing games" "And, frankly, I'm not interested in waiting around while you figure out your problems." "My problems." "So, what are you saying?" "We're done?" "I mean, we're done?" "Well, not just like that, but yeah." "I am." "This is Daisy Thorpe." "I'll call you from the car and give you the details." "Sam, I need you to come with me." "We're going to head upstate." "I don't know what's going on with you two, but I want you to keep it out of the office." "Must be the locals." "Morning." "Who are you?" "Special Agent Malone, Special Agent Spade, FBI." "Who called you?" "Daisy Thorpe's parents." "Is there a problem?" "Oh, no, we need all the help we can get." "Yes, I can imagine." "Want to fill me in?" "This place belongs to Curtis Horne; he's our lead suspect in Daisy's disappearance." "What do you have on him?" "Killed a young girl named Amber Bryce seven years ago." "We just couldn't prove it." "You look a little young to be involved in that case." "Yeah, well, I wasn't." "But we all lived through it." "The sheriff found her body." "Up near the old bridge, sexually assaulted and strangled to death." "She was 13, just like Daisy." "What tied Curtis Horne to the old crime?" "Besides being Amber's boyfriend, he was the last one seen with her." "They had an argument that morning at school, and he had no alibi." "How old was he?" "Seventeen." "Very bad news." "What do you have in the way of physical evidence?" "Nothing." "No prints." "The killer wore gloves." "There was no semen." "I'd like to speak to Mr. Horne." "He's not going to answer any of your questions." "He barely talks to us." "Well, I'm going to talk to him anyway." "Amber was the Reverend's daughter." "No one could figure out why he let her date this scum in the first place." "What makes you think he's scum?" "Oh, it's not just him; his whole family." "His older brother is doing time in downstate for manslaughter." "His father was in and out of the can until he put a bullet through his own head last year." "Curtis." "What now?" "Curtis, this is Agents Malone and Spade, FBI." "They'd like to ask you a few more questions about Daisy." "I already told you." "I don't know her." "Maybe, uh... maybe this will help." "Never seen her before." "Where were you yesterday afternoon?" "Right here." "Where I always am." "I'd be at work, if anyone in this damn town gave me a job." "Why do you stick around, if you can't get a job?" "To piss everyone off." "Now, if you're not going to arrest me, you can just get the hell out of here." "You bet, sport." "Thanks for your help" "I'm going to need all your files on Amber Bryce, okay?" "Oh, and, uh, could you do me a favor and set up a 24-7 surveillance on him?" "No, we won't let him out of our sight." "Only thing that's missing is the banjo music." "3X20:" "THE BOGIE MAN" "Why did you wait fifteen hours to call in this report?" "We thought she was acting out." "She's been doing that a lot lately." "How do you mean?" "It started a few months ago." "She started dyeing her hair, and all those piercings." "Her whole personality changed." "One minute she wouldn't speak to us, and then the next, she'd be screaming at the top of her lungs." "We chalked it up to adolescence." "Has she ever run away?" "A couple of times." "Usually after we had a big argument." "But she's never been gone all night." "Did you have a big argument recently?" "Yesterday morning, I came in to ask her what she wanted for breakfast." "Come on, you have to eat." "I'm not hungry." "How about scrambled eggs?" "How about I vomit?" "Sweetie, you have to eat something." "Could you please leave?" "Want one?" "What are these?" "!" "You don't know?" "Wow, Mom, you really are pathetic." "Are you having sex?" "Oh, thank God." "You scared me for a minute." "I asked you a question." "Daisy, who are you having sex with?" "You mean who aren't I having it with?" "I'm serious." "Everyone, mom." "I'm having sex with everyone." "She said she was having sex with everyone?" "!" "I was going to tell you, but then this happened." "Did Daisy have any contact with Curtis Horne, that you know of?" "No." "Does Daisy have a boyfriend?" "No." "Those pills, do you still have them?" "Yes." "Great." "I'm going to need those." "I'm also going to need her toothbrush." "What for?" "DNA." "It's just in case." "Oh!" "Hello." "Hey, Viv." "Hey, it's Danny." "Listen, I'm sorry to bother you." "No, that's okay." "I'm just trying to open this stupid bottle of beta blockers." "I swear to God, if my heart doesn't kill me, these tops will." "What can I do for you?" "A new case, 13-year-old girl." "Jack has me doing the background, so I'm pulling all our old cases of girls that age." "Now, twenty-six of them are open, two of them are yours." "Only problem is, I cannot read your handwriting." "All right, the first one is a girl named Elaine Pratt." "Okay, Elaine's in her 70s." "Oh, that must be a seven and not a one." "I'm sorry." "The other one is Mary Stefano." "Hang on." "Hold, I've got somebody on the other line, okay?" "Hello?" "Yeah." "What?" "!" "Okay, hang on a second." "Hey, Danny, uh, Mary's a mobster's daughter, so I'm guessing it's not related." "But I've gotta go, okay?" "Is everything all right?" "Hello?" "Hey, it's me." "Hey." "I was able to track down those pills." "She got them from a family planning clinic over in Hudson Falls." "I'll go ahead and fax you the subpoena for her chart." "Great." "All right, bye." "Hey, Martin." "Want to see something weird?" "Okay, these are Daisy Thorpe's phone records, right?" "Now, all the calls that are highlighted are calls that she made to Reverend Isaac Bryce, Amber Bryce's father." "What's she doing calling him?" "Exactly." "You know, you've been banging on this drum for seven years, Bob, and I don't want to hear them." "And I have a seven-year-old daughter, and I don't want her in the same place... as he is, do you understand?" "Don't even bring her up!" "I don't want to hear it, Bob." "Reverend Bryce?" "Jack Malone, FBI." "I heard that you were in town." "It's... this is just so terrible, what Daisy's parents are going through." "Did you have a close relationship with Daisy Thorpe?" "Well, sure." "Her parents are both in the choir." "This is a very small community here." "Hmm." "It's my understanding that she's been calling you a lot lately." "At home." "What are you implying?" "I'm not implying anything." "I just want to know why she was calling you so much." "Well, I really don't want to talk about it." "She wanted to talk about Amber, okay?" "About what?" "I don't know." "Everything." "A few days ago, she came by here." "She wouldn't take no for an answer." "Nice flowers." "Daisy..." "Look, I know you don't want to talk to me, but I was thinking, it's kind of part of your job description." "Daisy, please." "What kind of things did Amber like?" "Did she like poetry?" "What about e.e. cummings?" "I don't remember." "What about animals?" "'Cause, you know, my dad's a vet, obviously." "We've got tons of pets." "Did Amber have any dogs, cats?" "You must remember that?" "You really need to leave." "Did she play any sports?" "She played tennis." "Tennis?" "Really?" "Where?" "On the courts over on Thayer?" "That's where my family plays." "My dad's been playing there for years." "Maybe he knew Amber." "My daughter is dead!" "That's all you need to know about Amber." "She's dead!" "Now, please, go!" "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have exploded like that." "Why do you think she's so preoccupied with your daughter?" "You don't seem to fully understand how much what happened to Amber affected this town." "Can you tell me about your daughter's relationship with Curtis Horne?" "Nothing good." "Everything about it was wrong." "Well, did you ever try and stop her from going out with him?" "Yes." "The night before she went missing, we had a long talk with Amber." "She promised that, the next day, she would tell Curtis that she wouldn't see him anymore." "And that's why you think he killed her?" "I know that's why." "Daisy listed you as her emergency contact on her clinic chart." "They said our charts were confidential." ""Our" charts?" "You went with her?" "Yeah." "Were you and Daisy sleeping together?" "Me and Dais?" "Um... no." "Do you know if she was sleeping with anyone?" "No, um... she isn't." "Well, what about the birth control pills?" "She got them to freak her mom out." "At least that's what she told me." "Seems like Daisy's relationship with her parents is pretty strained." "They fight a lot, but no worse than anyone else." "Mm." "What about, um, Amber Bryce?" "Did you ever hear her mention that name?" "Are you kidding?" "She's... obsessed." "This is so sick." "What?" "This whole Amber Bryce thing." "Some pervert has sex with a 13-year-old girl, and kills her, and no one in this town gives a damn." "Yes, they do." "Not enough to find out who did it." "They know who did it." "Who, Curtis Horne?" "Then why don't they do something?" "Why don't they arrest him?" "I'm sure they've tried." "Not hard enough!" "Dais... what's wrong?" "I mean, Amber was killed a long time ago." "She was 13 years old, Aaron." "She was our age." "How could you not care?" "How could this whole town not care?" "I told her not to go." "But she went to see Curtis the next day." "You're sure about that?" "Yeah." "Car's gone." "Where the hell's the surveillance?" "Curtis Horne!" "FBI!" "Open up!" "He's not here." "But this is." "Daisy's." "He's driving a light blue Volvo wagon, New York plates..." "I told you to keep an eye on him." "I did." "I drove by three, four times an hour." "Why didn't you just sit here and watch him?" "I got other things to do besides this." "Like what, go to the donut shop?" "Hey!" "You got a problem, take it to me." "All I asked for was a simple surveillance, that's it." "He screwed up." "I will handle it." "Yeah, well, I hope you handle it better than this." "Jack?" "Take a look at this." "What is that, blood?" "Yeah." "And it looks like a partial bar code." "What do you want to know?" "I want to know about the knife that you sold Curtis Horne." "Curtis Horne." "I wouldn't sell that man a toothpick." "During the course of our investigation, we found a knife on his premises." "It was sold in your store two days ago." "Not to Curtis." "I sold that blade to Daisy." "You sold an eight-inch hunting knife to a 13-year-old girl?" "Yeah." "I wouldn't have had to, if these guys did their job the first time." "What's that supposed to mean?" "She needed it for protection." "Protection from what?" "Curtis Horne." "I mean, half the kids in this town run scared of him" "Isn't that right, Sheriff?" "What were you and Reverend Bryce talking about this morning?" "Sunday services." "Yes, of course you were." "Thank you." "That's it?" "Yeah, that's it." "Thanks for your help." "Okay." "Take care." "Hey, Bob." "See you next Saturday." "You bet." "Why do I get the distinct impression that he's lying?" "Oh, Bob didn't do anything." "He just doesn't trust outsiders." "Seems to be an epidemic of that in this town." "People are scared." "You know, we're just here to help." "It'd be a real kick in the pants if we could get a little cooperation." "Now, how about those Amber Bryce files?" "Thank you for bringing him home, officer." "I really appreciate it." "You're welcome, ma'am." "Take care." "You just gonna sit there?" "Do you want me to call the cops back and have them take you downtown?" "No." "What?" "I can't hear you." "No." "Then start talking." "What do you want me to say?" "I want you to tell me what you were thinking when you decided to cut school and go drinking beers in the park with your buddies." "I don't know." "You don't know?" "Oh, well, you better figure it out, because your father and I work too damn hard for you to start acting like this." "Now is not the time for you to start pulling this crap." "Now is the time for this family to pull together." "Do you understand me?" "So your mom says you ride your bike around here a lot." "This is kind of a shortcut." "You have to be careful, though." "Of what?" "Making sure Curtis doesn't catch you." "If he does, he'll take you out to the old bridge and chop you into little bits." "Little bits?" "Really." "That's what he did to Daisy." "You don't sound too sure about that." "What did you see?" "It was two days ago." "I'm telling you, Curtis, he killed Amber." "How do you know?" "I just do, okay?" "You have to trust me." "Well, then why don't you go to the police?" "They're never gonna believe me." "They think it's you." "So what are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "But I think he's gonna try to kill me, too." "If you're screwing with me..." "Then why do you think I got this?" "I ran away as fast as I could after that." "Reed... do you know who Daisy and Curtis were talking about?" "No." "Martin, have you looked through the old crime files?" "No, why?" "Well, there's evidence missing." "Wasn't me." "All right, listen to this." "In the sheriff's initial notes, he wrote down there was hair caught in Amber Bryce's watch." "Now, I've looked through all of this." "There isn't even a mention of hair in any of this." "Did you check the medical examiner's inventory?" "Yep, and the homicide reports, and there is nothing." "Maybe the sheriff made a mistake." "Yeah, well, that's one hell of a mistake." "You know, it said in your notes that you found hair on Amber Bryce." "Now, where is it?" "That file's seven years old." "I don't know; someone went through them and lost them." "If it was in the file in the first place, that might make sense." "But we read all the reports." "No one mentions the hair." "But you found it, you wrote about it, you discovered who it belonged to, and then you got rid of it." "Let's take it in there." "I was the first one on the scene." "In fact, I was the one who declared her dead." "While everyone... went looking to call Homicide and the M.E., I stayed." "She must have put up one hell of a fight." "Anyway, I looked her over, that's when I saw the hairs." "They were blond." "Curtis has dark hair." "I know that." "So what, you were just gonna bury it?" "No." "If I was gonna bury it, they never would have appeared in my notes." "Did somebody else ask you to get rid of it?" "No." "It's nothing like that." "I knew her." "She would sit in the front pew in church and listen to her father deliver his Sunday sermon." "She always had a smile on her face." "I see her out there in the woods like that." "You know how long it takes for the M.E.' s to get there?" "She was just so exposed." "I got a blanket." "I knew right away that I'd made a mistake." "You don't put anything on a corpse like that that's how you lose evidence." "I couldn't find it." "I was just a deputy back then." "The sheriff was a mean son of a bitch." "He would have fired me on the spot." "I didn't know what to do, so..." "I decided to keep quiet." "And let the whole town think that the kid was responsible for her death." "If the case had ever come to trial, believe me, I would have said something." "Sheriff Patton, we found Curtis's car." "All right." "Don't touch anything till I get there." "Sam?" "I think I've got something." "Is he alive?" "No." "Well, the medical examiner says he took a vicious beating, but no stab wound." "What about the marks on the face?" "We don't know yet." "Could be that the assailant was wearing a ring." "Could be a rock." "This wasn't busted this morning." "And this red paint wasn't there either." "Now the glove compartment is open and there is crap all over the floor." "This car's already been searched." "Not that we can trust a word that these guys say at this point, but they claim they never touched anything." "Yeah, right." "I'll deal with them later." "Yeah." "For seven years, the people of this town warned me that this day would come." "They said that Curtis had to be stopped;" "that I couldn't let him do it again." "My answer was always the same." ""Father, forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us."" "But when Daisy disappeared all that was washed away." "I couldn't say no anymore." "Son of a bitch!" "What the hell is this about?" "I can't let you get away with it anymore, Curtis." "Look, I have somewhere to be." "I don't have time for this." "Move your car." "You aren't going anywhere." "I didn't do anything." "This is what you want?" "You don't leave me any choice." "Go ahead then." "What?" "!" "Go ahead and kill me." "My life hasn't meant a thing since Amber died." "So go ahead... because I don't care." "Let's do this now." "I loved Amber." "And there's not a day that goes by that I don't wish she was here." "Nice story, Horne." "You're about to meet your maker." "Stop." "Let him go." "No, he has to pay." "No, Bob." "No, not this way." "Let's get out of here." "Let's get out of here!" "Everybody!" "Then we all got back in our trucks." "He was there on the ground when we drove away." "What time was this?" "About noon." "You said Curtis was headed out when you saw him." "Do you know where he was going?" "No." "For all these years, I've prayed to the Lord to give me strength to forgive him." "I failed." "Truth is, I wanted Curtis to be the one, just so all this could end." "At this point, it must be apparent, even to you, that Curtis is innocent." "Even your own sheriff knew it and tried to cover it up." "It might not be a bad idea to work on that forgiveness sermon that you give to your congregation." "We're going to need a list of the men who were there and any blond-haired men you can remember that your daughter knew." "How's it coming?" "Well, Amber Bryce had a tennis coach with blond hair who's dead, a blond-haired piano teacher who moved to Florida, and a neighbor with blond hair who was in Taiwan on business the month Amber was murdered." "What have you got?" "Sex crimes database shows one guy George Rogers, living in Druville in '98." "Blond hair?" "And blue eyes." "Ooo." "Sounds like your type." "Only problem is he's been doing time in Rikers since '02." "For what?" "Sexual assault of a minor." "Doesn't help us find Daisy Thorpe, but you might have just solved the old case." "Taylor." "Finally." "Yeah, I've been waiting for you guys to call." "Right." "Partial." "All right, thanks." "They got the DNA results back from the blood on the knife it's not a match for Curtis, but it's a partial match for Daisy." "How partial?" "Fifty percent." "You found a knife with blood on it?" "Yeah, and according to the DNA, it belongs to you or your husband." "Did your daughter and your husband have a disagreement?" "We told you before, Daisy has disagreements with both of us all the time." "Did it ever end in violence?" "Once." "A couple of weeks ago, she threw a bottle at me." "I found her by the old bridge." "Daisy?" "What are you doing?" "We have been looking everywhere for you." "Well, here I am." "Guess you win the prize, Mom." "My God, have you been drinking?" "Like a fish." "Daisy, why are you acting like this?" "What are you doing?" "Don't you know?" "I'm the bad seed." "Guess I take after Dad well, except for the part about murdering people." "What are you talking about?" "Amber Bryce." "Dad killed her." "Okay, that's it." "It's true." "He was having sex with her and then he killed her." "Come on, get up." "We're going home." "She played tennis on Thayer Street." "That's where he met her." "We didn't even live in Druville then." "Yes, we did." "We moved here when I was six." "Honey, you were six and a half." "She was dead months before that." "Why are you lying for him?" "Why are you saying these things about him?" "Why do you hate him so much?" "You know what, just forget it, okay?" "Forget everything." "I just want to be alone!" "I checked her bedroom an hour later and she was asleep in bed with all her clothes on." "Mrs. Thorpe, you work." "Correct?" "I'm a bookkeeper at Everwood Paper." "Mm-hmm." "What hours do you keep?" "9:00 to 5:00, sometimes 6:00." "Why?" "What about your husband?" "His hours are more flexible, but what does that have to do with anything?" "Do you think it's possible... that your husband's molesting your daughter?" "No." "No, it's not possible." "Matt would never do anything to hurt Daisy." "And how would you really not know?" "I would know." "She's my daughter." "A mother would know something like that was happening." "Where's your husband right now?" "He took the car a few hours ago." "I've been calling him but he hasn't picked up." "I don't know where he is." "Well, if Matt Thorpe's been gone six hours, we should put it out nationwide." "Hey." "I just checked his credit card." "He bought gas 30 minutes ago at a Sinclair gas station in Saratoga." "Did you get that?" "The Sinclair gas station in Saratoga." "Looks like he's headed south." "Yeah, Danny's already on it." "Did we check the phones?" "Yeah, right there." "A call from Thorpe's house to Curtis Horne." "Yeah, at 11:55 this morning." "Wait, that's right before Reverend Bryce and his posse tried lynching him." "Hmm." "Maybe that's where Curtis was headed." "To meet with Thorpe." "What for?" "Well, maybe Thorpe knows where Daisy is." "And he's either holding her somewhere or... or he's killed her." "Okay, great." "State troopers." "They got him." "Where's your daughter?" "I don't know." "When I talk to you, you look at me." "You understand?" "Right in the eyes." "Now, where's your daughter?" "I don't know." "I know exactly what you've been doing with her." "I told you to look at me in the eye when I talk to you!" "Now, what'd you do." "Did you kill her?" "Kill her?" "!" "She's my daughter!" "You haven't exactly been treating her like your daughter, have you?" "I love her more than anything in the world." "Really?" "Then tell me where she is." "I told you I don't know." "I want to find her more than you do!" "Yeah, I'll bet." "You've been molesting her, probably for years." "No!" "But she finally fought back." "No!" "Then how do you explain that?" "How do you explain the cut on your arm?" "I went to her to ask forgiveness." "She went crazy." "Stay away from me." "Daisy, just calm down." "Stay away, or I swear to God I'll slit your throat!" "I know you're upset." "What I did was wrong;" "unbelievably wrong." "But can't we just put it behind us?" "I told Curtis!" "What?" "!" "I told him everything!" "What you did to me, what you did to Amber ..." "Amber...?" "!" "You killed her!" "Sweetheart... please." "Someone is gonna get hurt." "You're never gonna touch me again!" "Honey, please." "No!" "No!" "It only happened once." "One time." "Six weeks ago." "I..." "I was rubbing her back, like when she was little." "I..." "I don't know what came over me." "But it only happened once." "I swear to God." "Listen to yourself!" "One time?" "!" "You think that's okay?" "You're a sick pedophile, Mr. Thorpe." "Do you understand that?" "You need help." "Now what about Curtis?" "We found him." "His face was beat up; it was marked up." "What'd you do, try and shut him up?" "No..." "I wanted him to tell me where she was." "What happened to your face?" "Never mind." "You said Daisy was here." "Well, I lied." "I knew you wouldn't talk to me otherwise." "You've got to tell me where she is, Curtis." "You have to tell me!" "I don't have to tell you a damn thing." "She's my daughter!" "Yeah?" "Well, you should have thought about that before." "Tell me where she is, damn it!" "No!" "Tell me!" "You did this to her." "She left because of you." "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "Go to hell." "Tell me where my baby is." "Hello?" "Curtis?" "Daisy?" "Honey, is that you?" "She hung up on me." "Good for her." "Where's the phone?" "The policeman took it." "Do you have the stuff?" "It's 518." "What's 518?" "Albany." "I think you should handle this one." "Yeah." "Daisy?" "I'm Samantha Spade." "I'm from the FBI." "We've been looking for you." "I'm going to New York City and don't try to stop me." "What are you going to do when you get to New York?" "I don't know." "But I'm going and I'm gonna be fine." "Do you have any money?" "Two hundred bucks." "Two hundred dollars." "How long... do you think $200 is going to last you in New York City?" "I want to talk to Curtis." "You can't talk to Curtis." "I want to talk to Curtis!" "God, why does everyone think they know who the bad guys are, when they don't..." "Daisy, Curtis is dead." "What... ?" "What happened?" "He was trying to protect you." "From who?" "My dad?" "He should've come with me." "I told him to come with me, but he wouldn't." "Why not?" "Because... once you're gone, I'm going to be the first person they blame." "They're going to say he left because he killed Amber." "And now he's done something to Daisy." "Look, uh... here's my number... in case... well, you know, if you need anything." "Oh... there's this." "That's... that's just to help you get started." "Thanks." "Daisy..." "I'll never tell anyone." "Okay?" "I promise." "I know." "I guess he kept his promise." "Yeah, he did." "What about my dad?" "I don't want to end up like Amber Bryce." "You're not going to end up like Amber Bryce." "Your mom was right." "Your family wasn't even here when she was killed, and your dad is going away for a long time." "So n-now what?" "You tell me." "Does my mom know?" "Yeah." "Is she mad?" "Not with you." "I don't want to go home just yet." "Okay." "What do you want me to say?" "Nothing." "I would like you to clear Curtis' name." "My official statement." "My resignation is next." "That's probably good." "This town could do with a fresh start." "You take care." "You do the same." "You mad at me?" "Got to be mad at somebody." "Man, I'm pissed." "Are you scared?" "Mm-hmm." "Sure." "Of what?" "Losing you." "Losing your dad." "How about you?" "The same." "And I hate hospitals." "Me, too." "The food sucks." "The smells; it's awful." "You guys are going to have to sneak me in some pizzas or something." "You want to help me with dinner?" "Sure." "I got it." "Thanks." "Hey." "Heard you found the girl." "Congratulations." "Yeah." "These are from the old case?" "Yeah, sending them back." "Uh, Jack said you had a lead on it some guy doing time for sexual assault?" "Eh, it just didn't pan out." "So it's still unsolved." "I guess some cases aren't meant to be." "You wanted me to fight harder, didn't you." "Shouldn't have to be a fight." "Subtitles by Chiva"

"All present and accounted for, sir." "Thank you, Captain." "As of this moment you are the property of the Penal Administration of French Guiana." "After serving your full terms in prison those of you with sentences of eight years or more will remain in Guiana as workers and colonists for a period equal to that of your original sentences." "As for France the nation has disposed of you." "France has rid herself of you altogether." "Forget France and put your clothes on." "Papillon!" "Papi!" "You'll be back, Papillon." "Don't worry, you'll be back." "No, you won't." "You, that way." "Down there." "You, too." "Next, over here." "Come along." "Come on." "Come in here." "You, too." "Over there." "Come along, up there." "Hurry up." "You, too." "Down." "Down." "In there." "In there." "Come along, now." "Down." "Come on down." "Down there." "Come on, up there." "In there." "We're really something, aren't we?" "The only animals in the world that shove things up their ass for survival." "The first time I shoved one up my gut it infected me so bad the camp doctor had to cut it out." "He doesn't have any ether so he knocks me out with rum." "Then you know what he did?" "He stole it." "A butterfly." "You're Papillon, aren't you?" "Yeah." "The bastards gave you life." "Right to the end of the line, they think." "It may not be as long as you think." "Forty percent of us will die the first year out." "They gave him life, too." "The kid's only 18." "Look at him." "No wonder he dreams." "He'll never make it." "But a man like you could make it if you have enough money." "How long were you there?" "Nine years of work camp nine years a colonist." "You were outside the walls." "Why didn't you run?" "There's no place to run to." "You're out in the middle of a swamp, 1,000 miles from no place." "Now, if you've got a lot of money that's a different thing." "I mean, you take somebody like Dega there." "Back there." "Louis Dega." "The best counterfeiter in France." "National Defense Bonds." "Series of 1928." "Right." "Now, if you've got money like he has, there's a chance to buy your way out." "That is unless somebody cuts his guts open first to get at all that cash." "Everybody up!" "Let's go!" "Everybody up!" "Come on, everybody up!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Mind if I sit down here?" "If you wish." "You're Dega, aren't ya?" "Louis Dega?" "Sorry to see you here." "I presume most of us have earned our passage." "You're Papillon." "You got life for killing a pimp." "Then you had the bad taste to tell the prosecutor you were going to escape and kill him, too." "I was framed." "I'm innocent." "No one is innocent." "I'm no pimp killer, for Christ's sake." "I'm a safecracker." "And that's a profession of which I thoroughly disapprove." "I put almost everything I had into National Defense Bonds." "Series of 1928." "1928?" "Your instincts were sound." "How much did you lose?" "I wouldn't put my money on those bonds." "Not any more than you would." "I'm relieved to hear that." "If that's true, why are we having this little chat?" "Every convict on this ship knows who you are." "Any of them would slit you open to reach inside and get what you're carrying." "So?" "You need protection." "From you?" "Remember what the chicken said to the weasel?" "If he was a healthy weasel, the chicken didn't get a chance to say anything." "Think about that." "Hose down!" "Come on, off your asses!" "Hose down!" "Come on, you've got a fever." "Do what I tell ya." "Come on." "Julot!" "I've got a question." "If I wanted to get a boat when I got there, a small boat, maybe a 15-footer how much would it cost?" "I don't know." "Fr 3,500, Fr 4,500, maybe." "It all depends." "What if I could pick up the money to buy one?" "Then I guess you'd have yourself a boat." "You know the country." "You and I could make it out of there." "Huh?" "The answer is no." "Nothing against you, but the answer is no." "If I've gotta go to solitary for some half-assed escape that didn't work I want the mistake to be mine, not anybody else's." "You understand?" "So the answer is no." "How'd it feel, kid?" "Good." "All right." "Come on, move it!" "Move it a little." "Let's go!" "Let's move!" "What do you want?" "Almost unbearable, isn't it?" "What?" "The heat." "It's not too bad." "Of course, you're closer to it than I am." "Oh, yes." "You're referring to last night, aren't you?" "Well, aren't you?" "May I tell you something?" "At first glance I'm afraid that I regarded you with rather a large degree of unworthy suspicion." "Am I clear?" "No." "Well, it now seems quite possible that until we get to a decent jail with bribeable guards, I may stand in some need of rather close physical protection." "It depends on how long you want to live." "Oh, a long time." "Then you got a problem." "Well, I presume that you have some goals, some particular need that outweighs all others." "I mean, if so, may I ask what it is?" "Money." "For what?" "Escape." "Very good." "You keep me alive until we land in Guiana and I will underwrite any escape you care to arrange." "Escape for me." "Not for us." "Of course." "I have no intention of even attempting an escape." "Ever." "Done." "Thank you." "Leave him alone or I'll cut your head off!" "Hide this!" "Over there is Saint Joseph." "The other island is Royale." "The one on the right is Devil's." "Julot, why is it so hard to escape from there?" "A man could almost swim to the mainland." "No, there must be a better way than swimming." "No, no, swimming's not the way." "The current is so strong it'll push you right back where you started from." "You know, when you're on those islands you're there for keeps." "Where do we go?" "We go up the Moroni River." "Then we dock at Saint Laurent." "That's where they decide whether to send you to the work camps or to the islands." "You see those two on the dock with the guns?" "Right over there." "They served their time." "Now they're colonists." "They've turned man hunter." "Man hunter?" "Yeah, you escape, they hunt." "For money, I presume, a reward." "Jesus!" "Get ready to move!" "Line up to disembark." "I'm going to have an accident going down that gangplank and it's gotta look good so lend me your shiv." "What the hell for?" "Because I'm a two-time loser." "No matter what happens, I'll be sent to the islands on the next transport." "I have to get in the hospital to give me time to think." "Now give me that shiv!" "You're crazy, Julot." "Single file down the gangplank." "March." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Let's go!" "Single file!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Bring a stretcher." "Single file, single file." "Take him away!" "All right, move!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Move it!" "Come on, move 'em!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Column, march!" "Keep moving." "You two, pick him up, quickly!" "Attention!" "Welcome to the Penal Colony of French Guiana whose prisoners you are and from which there is no escape." "First attempts at escape add two years in solitary to existing sentences." "Second attempts, add five more." "Of course, more serious offenses are dealt with in this fashion." "Make the best of what we offer you and you will suffer less than you deserve." "Dismissed." "In the bunkhouse." "One, two, three, four." "Go on!" "Go on!" "Get a move on!" "Mr. Dega?" "Yes, indeed." "I know all about you, Mr. Dega." "Very intelligent man." "Thank you." "I seem to be known in all the wrong places." "Well, I have a friend who is a guard." "For very" "Yes, go ahead." "For very little money he can arrange for certain people to stay here instead of being sent to a work camp or one of the islands." "Can he get us a job here so we can walk around the place?" "Perhaps a selection from which we may choose?" "Oh, yes." "That is, my friend can." "You take our money, and you put your life on the line." "Of course." "How much will it cost?" "Well, my friend has a very large family." "Many little children, you understand?" "And his sergeant has a mother, heart trouble." "He was asking you how much, not how many." "If you don't mind, I'll do the negotiating." "How much?" "For you, Fr 500." "For him, Fr 1,500." "He made trouble." "Yes, indeed he did." "Nevertheless, I'll give you Fr 1,250 for the both of us." "Now, you take it or leave it as you wish." "Try again." "Very well." "I want two pairs of comfortable shoes for the both of us and you, you get the Fr 2,000." "Don't you have to go to the toilet?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Would you excuse me a moment?" "You don't need to, Mr. Dega." "Unless, of course, you want to." "I can pick it up in the morning." "Get moving, white men!" "Let's go!" "Come on, move it!" "Let's go!" "Come on, move it!" "On your feet!" "Attention!" "Present arms!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Mr. Dega, did you get the money?" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Get going!" "Move it!" "Fischer, what the hell's wrong?" "Someone broke out of the hospital compound." "All right, break it up." "We'll get him." "Next." "Next." "You're fine." "Next." "I must be better than I feel." "You're in wonderful shape." "How do you fail an examination like this?" "Next." "7551 ." "Dega?" "Yes, sir, Louis Dega." "It was suggested that I speak to you, sir" "I have it right here." "We'll just keep you on here in the cleaning squad." "Thank you, sir." "There's also my friend." "You're Louis Dega?" "I am, sir." "And this is my friend, Papillon." "We have a great deal in common, Mr. Dega." "I'm extremely glad to see you." "Why, thank you, sir." "Of course, if the circumstances were" "My family lost everything they had in counterfeit National Defense Bonds." "Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that, sir." "Even so, buying them was a tribute to their patriotism, wouldn't you say?" "And you're Mr. Dega's friend?" "Well" "There's one thing about Saint Laurent you'll like:" "We never separate old friends." "Kilo 40." "Both of them." "Today's transport." "What is Kilo 40?" "Don't touch him." "You'll wind up worse off than he is." "Move!" "Get moving!" "Duck!" "Get up, you lazy bastards!" "You get that crock and you bring him along!" "You!" "Pick another man and grab that crock." "Come on, move!" "Move!" "The son of a bitch isn't dead, they just irritated him!" "Get his tail." "You get his tail." "Where's his tail?" "Over there." "Are you ready?" "Yeah." "So am I." "Go ahead." "Okay." "Ready?" "Is that the tail?" "No." "I'd better go over to this side." "You get the head." "The head?" "Yeah." "You try the tail." "Okay, now you try the head." "Grab him!" "He's dead." "He's still talking." "He's dead!" "He's dead?" "Move it!" "Come on." "Come on, hands up." "Next!" "Move!" "Next!" "Bring it around here." "Just lay the crock right there." "Just drop it." "Hold it." "Move out." "He's pretty big." "This skin's worth some money." "Move it!" "What the hell are you looking at?" "You're Louis Dega." "Yes, sir." "I'm Clusiot." "How come you ended up in a place like this?" "Favoritism." "Friend's kind of quiet, isn't he?" "He's dead." "He jammed a piece of wood down his throat and choked himself to death." "Three-way split...." "It's fair, isn't it?" "Quinine." "Worst country in the world for malaria." "Here, take them." "Go ahead, I've got some left." "Well, if I'm going to get my sleep I'll have to take this poor bastard with me." "A decent man." "Dega...." "The man hunters." "The ones we saw down at the dock." "Son of a bitches." "Butterflies?" "Yeah, that's right." "Some guy named Richter." "He works every camp on the river buying the damn things." "We catch them, he buys them, the guards get the big payoff." "It's called the Blue Morphus butterfly." "It's wings are used for dye in making American currency." "How often does he come up here?" "A couple of times a month." "Boat?" "No other way." "Why?" "Thinking." "I handle a boat pretty good myself, you know?" "Yeah?" "You're supposed to catch them, you clumsy bastard." "Where do you send these bugs, sir?" "The United States." "How much would you charge to send this one to Panama?" "Guard, come here a minute." "Don't turn me in, for Christ's sake." "I got Fr 1,000." "I didn't hear you." "I said I got Fr 2,000 on me." "Right now." "What's the trouble?" "This man just brought me the finest Morphus I've ever seen." "Why don't you get him a net?" "Right away, sir." "I want a seaworthy boat, new sails." "It'll cost you Fr 4,000, my friend." "Half now, half on delivery." "When will that be?" "One week from tonight." "Where will the boat be?" "Half a mile down river." "About 300 yards this side of the river there's a big tree." "You can't miss it." "I'll be there." "You bring me the rest of the money." "I'll take you to your boat." "You're a goddamn burglar and that proves it." "Are you asleep?" "No." "I've been thinking...." "When you decide to go I'd very much appreciate going with you." "What?" "Can you handle a boat?" "No." "Well, can you even see a boat without your glasses?" "I can help." "Jesus Christ!" "You're the one that didn't want to risk it." "I didn't." "Now I have no choice." "If I stay here in this place I'll die." "Well, it's your money." "You two, I've got a job for you." "You load a stiff into the boat, you load him right now." "Julot!" "Pick him up." "Dega!" "Don't puke here!" "Hey, Sarge!" "Sarge!" "He didn't mean it, sir." "He's sick." "I'll take care of him." "Stop that, you pig!" "You just leave him to me." "I'll take care of him, sir." "Stop, you bastard!" "Do you realize that the first man who carved a wheel out of stone used it as an ornament?" "I've always admired him for that." "There's one search party that gave up." "Instead of trying to make the orifice fit the lens I made the lens fit the orifice." "What do you think?" "Did he make it or didn't he?" "I'd say his chances are very poor, wouldn't you?" "Jesus!" "ls that all you've got to say?" "What do you expect me to say?" "That man risked his life to save mine." "For me that's a new experience." "These may work better than I had hoped." "I told you, you couldn't miss it." "The only trouble is, you're a week early." "It's up to you." "You're worth just as much dead as you are alive." "The rule here is total silence." "We make no pretense of rehabilitation here." "We're not priests, we're processors." "A meatpacker processes live animals into edible ones." "We process dangerous men into harmless ones." "This we accomplish by breaking you." "Breaking you physically, spiritually, and here." "Strange things happen to the head here." "Put all hope out of your mind and masturbate as little as possible." "It drains the strength." "That's all, take him away." "One, two three, four, five." "One, two, three, four, five." "Oh, Jesus!" "No." "You'll eat everything they give you." "I'm going to be fine." "I'm going to be fine." "I'm going to be fine." "One, two, three, four, five." "I'm Jo-Jo." "Papillon." "How do I look?" "I feel pretty good but I need somebody to tell me how I look." "Fine." "You look fine." ""Chew the coconut well..." ""...then swallow the pulp." ""One each day, for strength." ""My thoughts are with you." ""Squinter."" "Dega." "I'll be a son of a bitch!" "Dega." "I'm still here, you bastards!" "Prisoner, show yourself." "You've been receiving coconuts." "Unless you tell us who sent them, your rations will be cut in half." "Well, how can I tell you who sent me stuff I didn't get?" "What stuff?" "Well, I don't know." "You you said coconut." "I want that name and I want it now." "Put him on half rations and screen his cell for six months." "Darkness does wonders for a bad memory." "You know the charge." "I'm innocent." "I didn't kill that pimp." "You couldn't get anything on me and you framed me." "That is quite true." "But your real crime has nothing to do with a pimp's death." "Well then?" "What is it?" "Yours is the most terrible crime a human being can commit." "I accuse you of a wasted life." "Guilty." "The penalty for that is death." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "They know." "How did you hear?" "Trusty works on the launch between here and Saint Joseph." "That's all that he said?" "Then it's only a matter of time." "You think so?" "He's on half rations now." "He can't exist on that." "Forced to choose between starvation and telling, what would you do?" "We're not talking about me." "What would you do?" "I'd tell." "I'd have to." "You get weak, you get delirious, you lose control and you talk." "Then you won't blame him, huh?" "Blame is for God and small children." "Look at me!" "I eat bugs!" "I don't..." "I don't have enough sense to get out of the rain." "Prisoner, show yourself." "Give me the name and you're back on full rations." "Just one name." "Well, I don't get that hungry." "You'll starve." "You should see yourself." "I was born skinny." "Then you'll die." "One, two...." "I'm Papillon." "Francisco." "How do I look?" "Do I look okay?" "You look swell." "That's 30 days more pimp killer!" "I want to see the warden." "I want to talk to him." "I have something I want to tell him." "Who gave you the food?" "I...." "Jesus, Warden I had it." "I had the name, honest to God...." "I must be light" "I must be lightheaded or something because I'm trying." "I'm trying." "I can..." "I can't remember." "Honest to God, I can't." "I can't, I can't remember." "It's not there, Mr. Prosecutor." "I don't know, it's not, it's not there." "No." "It's gone." "He's dying." "You're dead." "Your term is completed." "One, two, three, four five six." "Oh, you son of a bitch." "Welcome to the Penal Colony of French Guiana whose prisoners you are and from which there is no escape." "First attempts at escape add two years in solitary to existing sentences." "Second attempts, add five more." "Of course, more serious offenses are dealt with in this fashion." "Hello, Papi!" "Don't take advantage." "I'm in handcuffs." "Make the best of what we offer you and you will suffer less than you deserve." "Dismissed." "Move!" "ln the bunkhouse!" "I have hot soup, with real meat in it." "Dega sent it to you." "My name is Maturette." "How are you?" "Pretty good." "You'd be in much better health, you know, if you'd given them my name." "I almost did." "Someone once said that temptation resisted is the true measure of character." "How'd you get out of Kilo 40?" "It was the rankest sort of corruption." "Suffice it to say the warden now has a new house and I've become his chief clerk." "Papi, look...." "My wife and lawyer have convinced certain members in the Ministry of Justice that my sentence was a bit harsh." "Some months back I asked them to look into your case and they've made some headway." "One of the principle witnesses against you may be willing to change his story for a price." "If this happened, when would it be?" "You could be out in perhaps three years." "Too long." "No, it isn't." "And with a good job, the time will pass very quickly." "Listen, my friend." "You owe me nothing." "Tell me what you want." "A boat." "I should have known." "Papi, don't you remember me?" "Clusiot." "Yeah." "What happened to your eyes?" "I put some ground-up castor beans in 'em, so I'd look sick enough to get in here." "Why?" "I'm going with you." "What?" "Yeah." "Listen...." "Dega's got you on the x-ray list for tomorrow." "The x-ray doctor, he's a convict." "Some kind of Hindu or something." "He's got somebody on the outside who can sell you a boat if the price is right." "When do we run, Papi?" "Soon." "I'll talk to that doctor tomorrow." "The last boat I obtained was for a sex murderer." "They shot him to pieces six miles down the river, poor man." "But the boat stood up very well." "You have the heart of an ox." "What kind of a boat?" "Fourteen feet, complete with compass, sails, tools, clothes." "The generator begins." "Science takes over!" "You know, x-rays are quite worthless." "They always have been." "Lie down, please, on the back." "How much would it cost?" "Fr 3,000 in advance, which you pay to me and I pay to Pascal, who provides everything." "Draw a deep breath, please, and hold completely still." "Another Fr 3,000 you must pay directly to Pascal when he delivers the boat." "Exhale, please, and turn over." "If I decide to make a deal, how do we handle it?" "Have no fear." "Ways will be found." "Trust me for everything." "The last time I did that cost me two years in solitary." "So, you have been cheated, eh?" "Well, happily for you, money doesn't tempt me." "I'm after bigger game." "Draw a deep breath." "You see I killed my whole family." "All of them." "My wife and four little ones." "Exhale, if you haven't already." "You double-cross me, I'll kill ya." "Of course I would consider that a favor." "A very great favor." "One of these nights I might ask you to take that Turnkey into the toilet." "Show him a good time." "When you come out you'll get Fr 1,000." "Why?" "That's my business." "Your business is to make him happy for ten minutes." "Fr 1,000." "He's filthy." "All right, Fr 2,000." "Does that make him any cleaner?" "You think I'm a whore, don't you?" "Easy." "Well, you're wrong." "Next." "I'll do what you ask, on one condition:" "You keep your money and you take me with you." "No." "I'm the only one who can get you out of here." "You're" "I know." "I'm a queer, a fairy, a pouf, huh?" "But there's one thing you forgot." "You may have been framed, as you say you were but I wasn't." "Between the two of us I'm the one who's killed a man, not you." "Okay." "It's tonight during the concert." "I'll be there." "I have to." "I'm serving refreshments." "I think you ought to go with us, Louis." "You ought to." "Thank you." "But my wife is arranging for my release." "The letter from her is overdue." "Listen to me." "If your wife was here and you were in Paris with all that money how much would you pay to get her back?" "Everything I have." "And how much would she pay to get you back?" "That's why you should run." "Now, Louis, while you've got a chance." "But I have a chance without running." "Me, they can kill you, they own." "Goodbye." "Good luck." "Clusiot!" "Clusiot!" "Halt!" "Dega, you bastard!" "Guard!" "Shut up!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "Let's go." "Where's Clusiot?" "A guard got him." "Let's go." "Here!" "Here!" "Where's the other one?" "Right here." "Just a little twist." "Come on, come on." "There's your boat over there." "Fr 3,000." "You'd better check her out, see if she's okay." "Come on." "I'm in a hurry." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "I wouldn't use those guns if you don't want the man hunters down on you." "I put two gallons of rum aboard." "Send me a postcard when you get to Honduras." "Let's have a drink of that rum." "Why, this goddamn boat's no good." "Look at it!" "I'll kill that bastard!" "The son of a bitch is made of kindling." "So is my leg." "I didn't twist my ankle, I fractured it." "You broke your leg?" "Why didn't you say something?" "I had the unworthy suspicion you might leave me behind." "You're goddamn right I would have." "It's broken, all right." "We've got to set this." "I need your help." "I presume it'll be painful." "You bet it will." "I ask you to remember that that's my money that's sinking and that I'm here out of an act of unnatural heroism which prevented a guard from shooting you." "He probably would have missed me anyway." "Now relax." "What?" "Relax." "You're at the wrong end." "It'll only last a couple minutes." "Jesus!" "Hold him above the knee." "Ready?" "That finishes it." "How'd you do that?" "We've all got our sensitive spots." "What happened?" "He found a sensitive spot you didn't know you had." "Move and you're dead." "Turn around." "Throw that gun out in front of you." "You know I get Fr 200 for one of these." "I wouldn't want to lose it." "Turn around." "You and two others broke out of Saint Laurent last night, didn't you?" "That's right." "The others are at the boat?" "That's right." "And the boat's no good." "Not worth a damn." "Been expecting you." "Come on." "Don't shoot." "It's okay." "Caught these two man hunters asleep just before sunup." "They've been hanging around for two days waiting on ya." "Each time he sells that boat, it's in worse shape than the last time." "You like this?" "Oh, very much." "I did too, at the time, but I was drunk." "Here, take this." "Cut yourself some bamboo from around here and lash it together with sailcloth." "I'll be back around sunset." "I'll tow you up river to Pigeon Island." "You can get a boat there, if you've got enough money." "If you haven't got enough money they'll probably kill ya." "It doesn't matter much to them." "They're all lepers." "Noisy son of a bitch." "Do dogs carry leprosy?" "Well the hell with it." "You better take this" "I don't want to fight these people." "I just want to try to talk them out of a boat." "Who are you?" "Escaped prisoner, Papillon." "Where are the other two?" "They're down on the beach." "One's got a broken ankle." "Come in." "You have two rifles." "That's right." "And you want a boat." "That's right." "But you're short of money." "That's right, too." "Why don't you have the courtesy to look at me when you speak?" "We do a lot of smuggling here." "We raid the mainland." "We steal boats." "When an outsider comes in we generally kill him, as a security measure." "That makes sense." "Well a man of Christian understanding." "Do you like cigars?" "When I can get 'em." "Try this one." "How did you know I have dry leprosy, that it isn't contagious?" "I didn't." "In normal weather you should sight Honduras in three and a half maybe four weeks." "When you get there, you'll need some money." "We passed the hat." "Take it, it's disinfected." "If you're going to catch leprosy, it's better to catch it from money than from people." "Take it." "All we use it for is gambling bringing in women lepers from Albina." "We've always got enough for that." "Hurry up." "Get on board, you'll miss the tide." "Goodbye." "Honduras." "My leg!" "Get it off my leg!" "It's on my leg!" "Goddamn it!" "All right, come on." "Come on, one more." "I'm already so drunk I can't think." "Yeah." "That's what I want." "I want you to put this between your teeth." "It's going to hurt you, Louis." "If you want to yell, yell." "I certainly will." "I fooled you." "What?" "I fooled you, didn't I?" "One moment, please, señores." "What do you want, Sergeant?" "Identification." "Who are you?" "We're fishermen." "Our friend here" "Goddamn it, we we made it!" "Amigo." "Por favor." "Those bastards trussed me up like a pig." "Trackers!" "Show your papers, please." "Por favor." "Señor..." "Dinero, por favor." "What was your crime?" "Murder." "I wasn't guilty." "I've never killed anybody in my life." "If you did regain your freedom, what would you do with it?" "I haven't had much time to think about that." "If you are a thief or a murderer, by morning you might have stolen everything we have." "These are mine." "They were a gift." "You keep 'em, until I leave." "Are you awake?" "Yes, ma'am." "If you are sinful, you have made amends by feeding half the poor in Santa Marta." "If you are truly not sinful, you have nothing to fear." "God will watch over you." "Your five years in solitary confinement are at an end." "You've paid part of your debt to France." "Papi." "I'm free." "That's the only way off Devil's Island." "We try to take things easy here." "The sharks and the tide do the real guard work so it's live and let live unless you make trouble." "That one's empty." "You might as well take it." "But watch yourself around the other huts." "Someone might take you for a poacher and kill you." "Dega?" "Dega!" "Dega." "Dega!" "Louis." "Louis." "I wish you hadn't come here." "Are you fond of crayfish?" "Good." "You really think so?" "Best I've had in years." "Did you hear about my wife?" "She married my attorney, or else he married her although actually, it doesn't really matter." "I mean, it all works out to the same thing, don't you think?" "Well, I have not heard from her in about" "It is nice here, isn't it?" "You've made it nice, Louis." "Really nice." "It's funny you and me ending up here." "We're the only ones left." "Do you ever wonder about it?" "No." "I do." "Get away!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "That's enough!" "They come in, steal from my garden." "Who does?" "Maybe I'd better go." "Yes." "I know your house." "There's no ghost in it." "Louis!" "Come look." "Remember those seeds that Sergeant Santini gave me last month?" "They've come up." "We'll have carrots." "It said six weeks on the packet but it's only taken four." "If I could find a way to get off this island, would you like to come with me?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Get away!" "Freddie, you know better than that." "I've got no money." "They took it all." "Forget about that." "You can't buy your way out of here." "Then how?" "I don't know yet." "Then, then we don't have to discuss it." "Tell me, do you like tomatoes?" "I have some extra seeds." "You might like to start your own garden." "You see, it's a horseshoe." "When the waves break they have no place else to go except go back out again." "Well, you can't launch a boat from here." "In fact, there's no place on the entire island where you can launch a boat." "Bags of coconuts tied together, just throw 'em over float out on a wave." "Then what happens?" "The mainland's only 24 miles." "You just drift with the current." "Only two days." "You're certain?" "Yeah." "It seems so, so desperate." "Yeah." "You think it will work?" "Does it matter?" "Get!" "Now, that's not yours." "It was the wrong wave." "Oh, yeah." "They come in a series of seven." "And the seventh wave is big enough to take us both out beyond the point of return." "Are you certain?" "Yeah." "Excellent." "Ready?" "I must tell you something." "Louis, you don't have to say anything." "I meant to." "I'm sorry." "I know." "You'll be killed." "You know that?" "Maybe." "Please, don't do it." "Hey, you bastards, I'm still here!" "Papillon made it to freedom." "And for the remaining years of his life he lived a free man." "This, the infamous penal system in French Guiana did not survive him."

"Previously on Scream Queens..." "PETE:" "Be careful." "I'd really like to kiss you again." "I'm saving my energy for Black Friday doorbusters tomorrow morning." "I can prove that you're the only person in this room we know for a fact is a murderer." "How about you do the honors?" "(knife whirring)" "Dinner is served." "(all screaming)" "CHANEL:" "Oh, the holidays." "That festive time of year where everyone's decked out in their Christmas finest." "The season of joy and love and presents begins when the clock strikes midnight." "♪ Time, time, time ♪" "Ringing in the greatest non-Chanelloween holiday of the year:" "Black Friday." ""But Chanel", you're saying," ""I thought you got all your clothing hand-delivered by A-list designers." True." "But Black Friday isn't about me." "♪ ♪" "Black Friday is about buying deliberately cheap, totally forgettable Christmas gifts for friends." "The obvious cheapness of the gift makes them question our friendship and makes them way easier to manipulate as they try desperately to get back on my good side." "♪ See what's become of me... ♪" "Thank you, Chanel, thank you." "♪ All my possibilities... ♪" "Is this black toilet paper?" "Yes." "Merry Christmas, Number Five." "Then, once I've bought a crap gift that will undermine their confidence in our friendship," "I reward myself with an amazing gift for me." "Amazing." "A pair of mink albino boy shorts." "Purchased for me, by me." "(slow-motion grunting)" "And there's truly no better whale watching than a good ol' American doorbuster." "You know, the kind that provides dangerous stampedes that dominate YouTube for at least a week and make me laugh and laugh." "I bribe the dude who deals weed off the loading dock to let me in a half hour early." "This really sends them into a frenzy." "No!" "Torturing these soulless manatees of senseless consumerism brings me so much joy." "And isn't joy what the holiday season's all about?" "(all clamoring)" "ZAYDAY:" "At first I was like," ""What a weird turkey."" "And then it clicked." "Like... "Damn, that's a head."" "Yeah, I kn..." "I know." "It's very, very upsetting." "But then I noticed the smell." "And I'm like," ""Gigi's roast head actually smells kind of delicious."" "Mm." "Whoa." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Where do you ladies think you're going?" "We were just served a roasted head for Thanksgiving." "I mean, now it's almost midnight." "Yeah." "And you know what starts at midnight?" "Black Friday." "That's why we're doorbusting." "No." "You're not going anywhere, not until I get ahold of the police." "Okay, at this point, who cares if the police show up?" "Chanel's right." "All they're gonna do is look at Gigi's severed, roasted head and say that they have no proof that it is in any way related to the killings at campus." "Shut up, Number Five." "When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me." "Plus, we're never gonna know who cooked Gigi and put her head on that platter." "Any one of us could be the killer." "At one point or another tonight, on this delightful holiday evening, every one of us was alone and had access to that kitchen." "Got to run, or we'll be late for the midnight hippo stampede at Walmart." "No, no, no." "You listen to me, you little bitch." "I am gonna take this opportunity to be the strong parental influence you have never had." "You are gonna march over to that sofa right now and you're gonna sit down because you are in a time out." "(chuckles) I'm sorry." "Did you just put me on a time out?" "You do realize I'm not seven, right?" "Let's review the facts, shall we?" "You have been utterly powerless to protect us from e Red Devil." "Hmm." "Sort of a strange coincidence, isn't it?" "Seeing as how your primary motivation as dean of this school has been to shut down Kappa House." "Well, behold how badly you've failed." "Kappa House is alive and well, and it's your university that's been shut down." "I think it's pretty safe to assume that your career is over." "Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to the mall to exercise our patriotic right to join hundreds of thousands of our fellow out-of-breath Americans in sweatpants as they make frenzied, ill-thought-out purchases of cheap, crappy garbage they can't afford and don't need." "To deny us of that right would be un-American." "Let's go, sluts." "Try not to murder anyone else while we're gone," "Dean Carpetmunsch." "MAN:" "I want to know what I'm being charged with." "OFFICER:" "You drove your pickup truck through the front window of a Best Buy." "You killed or maimed people." "Let's go." "GRACE:" "Where do you think his office is?" "Detective!" "We called to report another murder but no one has come to check about it yet." "You know it's the busiest night of a cop's year, right?" "Every available man's working the retail beat." "Well, what about you?" "My girlfriend was murdered." "The killer cut her head off and tried to serve it to us for Thanksgiving." "Sounds awful, but I'd keep that to yourself." "Pretty much always, the boyfriend's the prime suspect." "Oh." "Well, I was about to break up with her." "I mean, she was driving me nuts." "You're not really helping yourself." "You guys are wasting your time talking to me." "I was just fired." "They fired the entire homicide department and the chief of police." "Most of the uniformed cops out there are working on a volunteer basis because they get backed up inside if they don't crack a few skulls every day." "Okay, h-how can they fire everyone?" "Well... the mayor got pretty pissed that we had zero leads on that whole Red Devil thing and we spent our budget for the month on the ghost hunting supplies." "There's a killer on the loose and you're telling us this town has no police force?" "Oh, oh, don't get too worked up about it." "They're interviewing some tip-top candidates right now as we speak to take over." "And, uh," "I'm opening my own interior design company." "So if any of you need some interiors designed..." "It's always been my dream." "Well... if you guys'll excuse me..." "I got a lot more packing to do." "Should I get Number Five a pair of 99-cent brass studs that'll turn her earlobes green and give her an infection or a pair of $1.99 danglies that'll get caught on her sweater and tear her earholes?" "Hmm." "That's a really good question." "Okay, you know what, you guys," "I don't understand why you have to get us the crappiest gifts possible and then make sure we know about it beforehand just to ruin the surprise." "Um, hello?" "The surprise is that you're getting anything at all." "You guys should be happy you're even on my radar." "I think what Number Five is trying to say is that since we spent so much time and money picking you out the perfect" "Chanel Classic Flap Crocodile Jumbo Purse for you..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You dumb bitches got me-- Chanel-- a Chanel Classic Flap Crocodile Purse?" "Oh, yeah." "That is bizarre." "I mean, that's like bringing pineapples to Hawaii." "You know Uncle Karl gives me Chanel swag for free, right?" "So would you feel the need to waste $13,000 buying me something I already have?" "'Cause it's Christmas." "Oh, my God." "Maybe I've got this whole Black Friday thing wrong." "Maybe instead of using my disgusting wealth to buy my friends crap," "I should use my disgusting wealth to buy my friends things they would actually enjoy." "Come on, let's get out of here." "Wait, w-where are we going?" "To the Chrysler dealership across the street." "I'm buying us all matching pink Jeeps." "Wait, what?" "Yes." "It's gonna be so fun." "We can take our matching pink Jeeps on, like, an African safari or something." "How do we know that they're gonna have four identical pink Jeeps?" "Yeah, and how are we gonna get the Jeeps to Africa?" "I mean, are we gonna ship them or we gonna take a ferry?" "I don't know, Number Five, okay?" "Stop poking holes in the pink Jeep idea, please, and just accept the fact that I'm buying you all pink Jeeps." "Take the win, Number Five." "Geez!" "What time is it?" "Oh, my God." "The mall is deserted." "We've been shopping for, like, ever with no liquids or cotton balls." "It's fine, we'll just find an exit." "Oh, no, we're locked in!" "Oh, as if, Number Five." "(screaming)" "(screaming)" "Oh, my God..." "This is all your fault, Number Five!" "I'm coming to help you!" "I'm gonna help you, Chanel!" "I'm gonna come and help you." "Oh, no-- look!" "(all scream)" "Wait, look." "(gasping)" "Hurry!" "(whimpering)" "I am Kappa president." "All right, Munsch." "I guess it's finally just me and you." "(elevator whirring)" "(elevator bell dings)" "Oh, go on and shoot me, hag." "It'll just make me young and skinny forever and you'll still be old." "(shrieking, crying)" "Come on, finish me off, you shriveled, old crone!" "DENISE:" "Hold on, baby girl!" "Freeze!" "First day on the job and I caught a killer." "(laughs)" "Ain't no way you're getting out of this one, Zayday Williams." "Wait, you have a gun?" "I sure do, 'cause I am the new chief of police in this town." "Ow." "They rest of the force got fired 'cause of gross incompetence and they hired Denise Hemphill, 'cause clearly" "I'm the only one with the sleuthing' skills to catch a s..." "Oh!" "Damn, he shot him!" "And he getting away!" "DENISE:" "Hey... oh!" "He... oh, he knocked over that big ol' tree!" "Damn!" "Why didn't I shoot him when I had the chance?" "I was just talking so much!" "Ladies of Kappa, I'm calling this house meeting to order." "How's your crossbow wound?" "It's doing very well, thank you." "The arrow missed all major arteries, and I'm currently rolling on some sweet painkillers." "(sighs):" "Sisters..." "I think it's clear that Dean Munsch is the killer." "Well, I'm not sure it's that clear at all." "It's clear." "Dean Munsch has been after me and Kappa House as an institution since day one." "And she was the only person who knew we were going to the mall." "She knew it would be the perfect place to kill us all." "That means Dean Munsch has been orchestrating every one of these attacks." "Melanie Dorkus." "Deaf Taylor Swift." "That other security guard." "Predatory Lez." "Roger and Dodger." "Chad's irritating armless friend." "Candle-vlogger." "Black British Guy." "Gigi." "Coney the Ice Cream Cone." "White trash Mandy Greenwell." "Ms. Bean." "Hold on." "You killed Ms. Bean." "I didn't turn on the deep fryer, bitch!" "Like it or not, we're sisters, and Dean Munsch is not gonna stop until we're all dead and buried." "We've tried going to the police, and they've proven they cannot protect us." "So it's time we deal with this problem ourselves." "I sort of feel like we've already been doing that." "What exactly are you proposing?" "The only way we're gonna stop the murders is by killing Dean Munsch." "No." "No way." "Come on, guys, this is insane." "No, Zayday, it isn't." "Chanel..." "I can honestly say that, for once," "I actually agree with you." "I also think that Dean Munsch is the killer." "Thank you, talking pumpkin." "I have been talking all year about how I want this house to become a true sisterhood." "I've always had this vision of a band of sisters who stand together like an impenetrable community of shields who kept everyone safe and secure." "But sometimes playing defense isn't enough." "Sometimes, instead of shields, we need swords." "And sometimes to maintain a strong sisterhood..." "a sister has to cross a line she never thought she could cross." "The time has come for me to ask myself, for all of us to ask ourselves, how much this house and the girls in it mean to us." "No one is going to help us." "No one is going to stop this until we are all dead." "It's up to us." "And I'm willing to do whatever it takes to stop her." "Dean Munsch has to die." "What?" "!" "Well, I'm sorry, but she is a vindictive, amoral woman who no one is gonna miss." "HESTER:" "The question is, how?" "How do we murder Dean Munsch?" "BOTH:" "I say we poison her." "Well, then..." "I guess it's settled." "This meeting of the Dickie Dollar Scholars is now called to order." "Uh, Chad?" "I have no idea what I'm doing here." "Hold up." "Earl Grey has to read the minutes from last week's meeting." "(sighs heavily):" "That's right." "Earl Grey was murdered." "(sighs)" "All right, Pete, you got the floor." "Uh, thanks." "Uh... wh... why did you bring me here?" "Well, Pete, as you may or may not know, my best friend Boone was murdered." "So we're here, reading his will." "Okay, but what does that have to do with me?" ""I, Boone Clemens, in the event of my untimely passing," ""do solemnly bequeath the following:" ""My awesome Johnny Cash poster," ""where he's biting his lip and giving everyone the finger" ""because you know he just don't care about nothin'..." ""to Pete Martinez." "Wh-What?" "!" ""My awesome Xbox," ""with the Kinect thing that I haven't figured out" ""how to hook it up but I hear is so friggin' awesome when you do to Pete Martinez."" "Doesn't make any sense." "I... (mutters)" "Please!" "Stop interrupting my dead gay friend Boone!" "(sighs)" ""My HBO Go password to Pete Martinez." ""The shoebox under my bed that's filled with bottles of lube" ""to Pete Martinez." "My buttplug, with the beautiful blue jewel on the business end..."" ""...to Pete Martinez."" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hold on." "This is insane." "I barely even knew the guy." "Pete Martinez... you got some 'splainin' to do." "There's no explaining, okay?" "Clearly, the guy was crazy." "Were you and Boone secret gay lovers?" "!" "Did you ever do it in my bed?" "Because if you did, we about to get real." "No, w-we were not lovers!" "You do not bequeath a shoebox full of lube to an acquaintance, Pete Martinez!" "He was my source!" "He was my source." "Okay?" "He was my eyes and ears inside Greek system at this school." "When I decided to study the history of Kappa Kappa Tau," "I went to him-- he was my Deep Throat." "So you were gay lovers?" "No, we were not gay lovers." "Okay, look, I didn't tell anyone, 'cause I didn't want to blow his cover, nor mine, for that matter." "I'm an investigative journalist." "Okay, secret friend of Boone, and possible gay lover, that explains a lot, but it does not explain all." "And it kind of reminds me of the time, last year, when you tried to join the Dollar Scholars despite having no experience with caddying, and not even a rudimentary knowledge of the game of golf." "So... why do you want to be a Dickie Dollar Scholar?" "Well, you know, I really love the idea of a bunch of guys from different backgrounds" "(slurping) getting together and forming a brotherhood for life." "But you've never actually played golf." "Um... no." "Have you ever been to a driving range?" "Yeah." "You know, once, for lunch." "What sort of ab regimen are you rocking, bro?" "Sit-ups." "Okay... how many John Mayer albums do you own?" "I don't own any John Mayer albums." "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you-- you're the worst" "Dickie Dollar Scholar pledge candidate I've ever seen." "Worst." "You don't know anything about golf, and you don't even own John Mayer's debut album," "Room for Squares-- which makes a lot of sense, 'cause given the fact that you don't even have a rad ab routine..." "your body, Pete Martinez, is not a wonderland." "I think it really chapped your hide, not becoming a Dickie Dollar Scholar that day." "I think it chapped your hide so much that you started stalking my sort of hot, sort of girlfriend Chanel, for a full year." "Well, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret." "You stalking the chick I was tapping'-- even though I was tappin' a ton of other chicks, too-- that really chapped my hide." "Well, then..." "I guess the fact that you and I cannot stand one another is finally out in the open." "Oh, it's way, way out in the open, jefe." "(scoffs)" "So I'm gonna make a proposal." "I'm inviting you to join the Dickie Dollar Scholars." "What?" "I mean, any secret friend and possible gay lover of Boone... (scoffs) is a friend of mine." "Mmm... no." "I'm sorry, what?" "First of all, you're right" "I don't know anything there is to know about golf." "Second... (scoffing chuckle) fraternities suck." "I know this now, and I'm so happy" "I never joined one in the first place." "They're cruel, elitist, and probably the reason why there's a serial killer on this campus in the first place." "So no, Chad, I'm not gonna join your stupid" "Dickie Dollar Scholars." "Thanks, anyway." "Name your weapon." "What?" "What'll it be?" "Sabres?" "Dueling pistols?" "Dude, what are you even talking about?" "Well, it's a longstanding Dickie Dollar tradition that, if you're offered membership in the Dickie Dollar Scholars, and you refuse membership in the Dickie Dollar Scholars... you must duel." "So pick your weapon." "You can choose sabres, guns, baseball bats, small pebbles, spoons... doesn't matter to me." "What does matter... is that we will fight... and we will fight to the death." "Thanks, dude, but... not interested." "Walking away from a duel means you are forfeiting your life, would-be brother." "You will get murdered, Pete Martinez." "Murdered to death." "Well, I am sorry that took so long, but, you know, a watched pot never boils." "GRACE:" "Uh..." "Sanka?" "Yes." "Did you know that the word "sanka"" "is derived from the French "sans caféine"?" "Dean Munsch, first let me say how honored we are that you've invited us into your hideously furnished home." "What do you want, Chanel?" "Well, now that there's no one else around to compare you to, we've realized that you are kind of an amazing woman." "Like all of the unsolicited advice you give us is actually really valuable." "We understand that as millennial feminists..." "W-Wait a minute." "That's a thing?" "Oh, yeah." "Totally." "Yeah." "Being a millennial feminist means growing up listening to Taylor Swift say she doesn't like to think of the world as boys versus girls." "Yes, and then graduating and entering the workforce, only to realize that you make 20% less than men for doing the same job." "That's not what feminism was about." "You see?" "We don't know." "And we want to learn." "All this... killing has really, um, shown us the importance of sisterhood-- you know, um, how crucial it is for women to join together." "Wh-Which is why we're pleased to announce that this is the first meeting of the Wallace U. Campus Feminist Collective." "Yay!" "(chuckles)" "W-Wait a minute." "Is... is this apple cider?" "How did you know that was my favorite?" "CHANEL #3:" "How come all the pictures on the wall are selfies?" "Does she not have any friends?" "CHANEL:" "Shut up, ho-bag." "We're looking for clues about how to trick her into drinking poison." "Wait." "Look at her status." ""Just waiting for my next delicious cup of apple cider." "It's my favorite."" "(sniffing)" "Oh, it smells amazing." "You know, as an educator, you just never know... if you're reaching your students." "Girls, I'm..." "I'm really touched." "To feminism." "(jars clack)" "And what feminism..." "means to me... (sloshing)" "CHANEL:" "Where did you get puffer fish venom?" "From my puffer fish." "Wait." "How do we know how much to put in?" "I heard a drop is enough to kill a man instantly." "Better put in the whole thing, just to be sure." "I want to be there when she dies." "(laughs):" "Oh, wow!" "That's bliss!" "So, where do we begin?" "I interned at Ms. magazine." "(echoing):" "And, oh, remind me," "I want to show you both the original" "Ms. magazine cover..." "(distorting unintelligibly)" "(Munsch continues, echoing unintelligibly)" "(echoing):" "It was the beginning... (Munsch continues, unintelligibly)" "That woman... (speaking clearly):" "was Susan Sontag." "And that band was Baman-Turner Overdrive." "Wow!" "Girls... this cider..." "Is it... is it homemade?" "Yep." "Yeah." "Because, you know," "I'm getting some notes-- um... it's a spice." "Is it nutmeg?" "(gasps)" "(burps)" "(laughing):" "Well, yes." "Absolutely nutmeg." "Excusez-moi." "Girls, since you have no other classes," "I am going to ask that you write 10,000 words on the militant suffragette movement as expressed in the WSPU hunger strikes of 1912." "Thanks, girls." "Bottoms up." "(Munsch gulping)" "There was enough poison in there to kill three Dean Munsches." "It makes no sense." "And now I have to write a stupid term paper." "Maybe this was a blessing." "You're not a killer, Grace." "Of course I'm not." "I am like a soldier at war." "I am killing to stop more killing." "It's totally justified." "But you're not a soldier, and these aren't the beaches of Normandy." "This is Wallace University in 2015," " and killing Dean Munsch is against the law." " Okay." "But what about moral law?" "What if I didn't do anything when I know I could and then... and then Dean Munsch killed you?" "Oh, that would be hard for you?" "Uh, yeah, that would be hard for me." "Obviously." "(chuckles)" "Oh, uh..." "(chuckles)" "I have to tell you something." "Okay." "So," "Chad Radwell invited me to join the Dickie Dollar Scholars." "Why?" "You don't play golf." "I don't do anything they do there." "I don't "rage" on Tuesday nights or have competitions" " about how many girls I can have sex with in one day." " Ugh." "Sometimes I kind of side with the Red Devil." "I mean, he's cleaning all the mess and filth of this place in a way no dean or exposé ever could." "I, I..." "I-I'm sorry." "That... came out wrong." "Uh... (stammers) What I'm trying to say is guys join fraternities to get a sense of structure in their lives." "Problem is the structure they're buying into is-is antiquated." "It's... misogynistic and hierarchical and dangerous." "I have structure." "I have my work at the paper, and I have you." "And that's all you need?" "That's all I need." "Hmm." "Hmm." "(gentle chuckle)" "(pants)" "(quietly):" "Let's do this." "(sighs)" "Grace..." "I love you." "I-I..." "I don't know." "I mean, I want to." "You know that." "I really do." "I just, um..." "I don't think I'm in the right headspace right now." "Okay." "You're worth the wait." "You know, maybe after we kill De Munsch." "No... no, Grace..." "What?" "you can't do this." "Justified or not, you're not a killer." "You're a rare breed, one of the true good guys." "Even if Dean Munsch is the Red Devil and you kill her, then she may lose, but this house wins." "The worst parts of this house, the parts you have been fighting so hard to get rid of." "And if you kill her, you will become those parts." "And that... would break my heart." "(sighs)" "CHANEL:" "All right, ladies, I want updates." "We poisoned Dean Munsch several hours ago." "She should have checked into an emergency room by now." "The woman at Zionist Memorial Hospital said they only admitted one person to the ER all night, but it was some dude who needed help getting a LEGO figure out of his rectum." "What an idiot." "It was Chad Radwell." "What?" "The nurse said he told her he usually does his nightly nude yoga before he sets a perimeter of LEGO characters to guard his bed while he sleeps, but this time he decided to do it after and accidentally sat on LEGO Captain Jack Sparrow." "That's the weirdest explanation for anything I've ever heard." "Damn it!" "So, clearly, it's impossible to poison Dean Munsch because she has some weird buzzard gull that can safely digest anything!" "We need to think of new ways to kill her!" "No." "I'm not doing this." "What?" "Two hours ago, you were like, "Let's poison the bitch!" Well," "I had a change of heart." "Look, I still think she's most likely the killer, but all the evidence against her is circumstantial." "We still don't have a smoking gun, and if we decide to kill her without an overabundance of proof, we are no better than the Red Devil." "Who, yes, is probably Dean Munsch." "All those in favor of kicking Grace out of Kappa House?" "What?" "No." "You can't do that." "That's not in the house rules." "All those in favor of temporarily changing the house rules so that I can kick Grace out of Kappa House?" "Sorry, Jack Skellington." "You're out." "Fine." "It was really great getting to know all of you." "I'm really gonna cherish our time here together." "Come on, Zayday, let's go." "Grace, I'm not coming with you." "I love you to death and we'll be friends forever, but..." "I think Chanel is right." "Killing is wrong, but, under this circumstance," "I don't know what other choice we have." "It's pretty obvious she's the killer, and she's not gonna stop until every one of us is dead." "Grace, I'm sorry." "But I think you were right the first time." "I hate to say it, but killing Dean Munsch is the right thing to do." "(scoffs)" "CHANEL:" "Hold on, sluts." "I've got it." "Hey." "Hey." "Gracie, come on in." "I just wanted to see how you were doing." "I would guess it's probably pretty traumatizing to be served your girlfriend's head for Thanksgiving dinner." "So, uh, what are you doing?" "Well, just doing some research." "You're not gonna believe what we found." "(door opens) "We"?" "Hey, Grace." "Uh, wait, I'm sorry, are you guys, like, friends now or something?" "I just needed your dad to go through all the info in my Gigi file, see if he could illuminate anything." "And...?" "Well... nothing." "I mean," "Gigi never really shared anything about herself with me." "In fact, now that I think about it," "I knew basically nothing about her." "I actually thought her last name was Caldwellt, with a "T" at the end." "Which it wasn't." "But it wasn't Caldwell either." "You know how we decided that she was the Hag of Shady Lane?" "Well, I figured that that must mean that she was the fourth girl in the bathroom that night, the one who took the babies." "Which means she would have to be one of the last two names on the list from Dean Munsch's office." "And I finally got the mental institution to release her intake paperwork, and... guess what name she was admitted under" " Jess Meyer." "So she was the fourth girl in the bathroom." "That's not what the file says." "You see, the psychiatrist report says that she was diagnosed with having a mental breakdown after her sister Amy committed suicide just a few months earlier." "Gigi's sister was the one who took the babies that night." "And she tried to raise them for herself for a short while, but... the stress and guilt was too much for her to handle." "So Gigi raised those babies to be killers to get revenge on Kappa and the people responsible for the death of her sister." "Wow, Dad, first Mom, then Gigi-- you sure can pick 'em." "Okay." "Well, um," "I'm going to go, because I have enough info to start writing my story." "I just need to know who the killer is so I have an ending." "I'm gonna take off." "Okay." "Bye." "Bye." "See you, bud." "(door shuts)" "So, how are you really doing?" "Look, I know she was a liar and spent almost 20 years raising and training these innocent children to become mass murderers, but I also really liked her." "She thought I was cool." "You know?" "She liked my playlists." "And I believe that even though everything else was a lie that she really liked my playlists." "Aw, she did, Dad." "I'm sure she did." "Um, anyway... (clears throat) how are you?" "Hmm?" "(chuckles) I'm fine." "Pete?" "Actually, I think Pete is a really nice guy." "Okay, I know I'm going to sound like such a dork, but, nowadays, there's a certain expectation when you have a boyfriend." "Mm-hmm." "You know, with..." "Yep." "I know." "There's..." "No, no, no." "Please don't..." " I understand what you're saying." "Just don't say anything else." " You... oh..." "These are those moments I wish your mom was still alive." "I mean, not your actual mom." "She would have... she would have told you to fake being pregnant and then had him give you money for fake morning-after pills and sleep with his friends to make him jealous." "A real mom to help you with this." "Maybe I can... make you a playlist about it?" "No, Dad, come on." "I need you right now." "Here's what I think." "When I was your age," "I was thoughtless about sex." "So thoughtless that I fathered twins with a girl whose name I can't remember, and those twins grew up to murder a bunch of people." "Now, I know that that might seem like an extreme consequence of teen sex, but the lesson remains the same." "Honey... if you don't think you're ready, you probably aren't." "And if you aren't, well, then no good can come from doing it, anyway." "The main thing is you have to be perfectly dry." "The cryosauna is set to 200 degrees below zero, so any water on your skin will freeze instantly." "Well, I'm just so excited about this." "I follow Jennifer Grey on Instagram, and she raves about cryo." "Oh, I swear by it." "20 to 30 minutes in the cryosauna and I feel better." "My skin's glowing." "It's amazing for arthritis and lupus." "So, who wants to go first?" "Dean Munsch?" "I always say, age before beauty. (chuckles)" "Well, thank you very much." "Um, okay." "Wish me luck, girls." "Oh, wow, isn't it beautiful?" "Oh, and it's not as cold as I thought it would be." "Mm-mm." "Well..." "Okay." "(sighs)" "See you on the other side." "(keypad blips)" "Number three, guard the door." "Don't let anybody in." "Dean Munsch will be dead in ten minutes." "(ticking)" "How come there hasn't been any screaming?" "Yeah." "She hasn't even tried to break down the door or anything." "'Cause Dean Munsch has frozen to death, idiots." "If she tried to break the door down, her arms would snap off." "Geez." "There's a little movie called Terminator you girls might want to consider watching." " Number Six, you got the body bag?" " Check." "Okay, the car's idling out back." "We pull bitch Popsicle from the freezer, throw her in the trunk and make tracks." "(door whooshing open)" "Oh, my God, she looks terrible." "(gasping)" "I've never felt better." "All right, girls, who's next?" "(groans, sighs) (phone ringing)" "What do you want?" "I can't." "'Cause I'm leaving campus, just like you should." "No, we need to get away while we still can." "Hey, hey, it's enough." "The point has been made." "Why do you want to continue taking this any further?" "Yes, I feel guilty!" "'Cause it's not who I am!" "Listen to me." "Don't you ever call me again." "(doors creaking open)" "(sighs)" "CHANEL:" "Okay, you incompetent heifers, I need to know it's physically possible for Dean Munsch to have survived 27 minutes in a cryochamber set to negative 200 degrees below zero." "Zayday, go." "I heard about these Buddhist Monks that found a way to meditate, so they can sit outside all night, way, way up in the Himalayas in weather that would kill a normal person, but their core temperature stays totally normal." "So, you think Dean Munsch studied meditation with Buddhist monks in the Himalayas?" "That's what I said, wasn't it?" "Number Five, go." "So, I saw this documentary once about this high schooler who could grow all this really thick hair all over his body, if he concentrated really, really hard on it." "And maybe Dean Munsch can do that, too." "I mean, this kid was, like, amazing." "Like, he won this high school basketball championship singlehanded..." "You're thinking of the movie Teen Wolf, you brainless gash, which is not, in fact, a documentary!" "HESTER:" "Maybe Dean Munsch is like Rasputin." "Like what?" "!" "Uh, Rasputin." "He was a mystical Russian peasant who became a close advisor of Tsar Nicholas II because he could magically cure Prince Alexei of his hemophilia." "Okay, this seems totally not germane to what we're talking about, so can we please just skip ahead...?" "No!" "Listen!" "Rasputin gained more and more power with the Tsarina, so, a group of conspirators invited Rasputin to dinner so that they could give him a cup of poisoned wine." "But when Rasputin drank the entire bottle of poisoned wine, it had no effect on him, except just making him burp a lot." "So one of the plotters freaked out and took a pistol right in Rasputin's chest and shot him." "But it did nothing, except just made him scream, along with the burping." "So they shot him again-- nothing!" "And then, they shot him in the head." "Still nothing!" "Rasputin wouldn't die." "They decided to just take a club and start beating him until finally," "Rasputin stopped moving." "They cut off his genitalia, wrapped him in a rug and threw him into an icy river." "Two days later, when they found the body floating downstream, Rasputin's nails were gone!" "He tried clawing himself (high-pitched scratching) out of the ice." "In the end, he drowned." "Maybe she has some magical powers that make her unable to die, like some horror movie villain, like Michael Myers, or Jason, or Dr. Giggles." "Hold on." "I just thought of something." "I was gonna wait to give you guys these to celebrate another successful Black Friday." "But now I have another idea." "They're brand-new smartphones." "And keep them on you at all times." "I like the phone I already have." "These phones are better!" "Trust me!" "I already activated each phone, so when I call you, the edge will silently flash a color." "In this case, red." "Now, when you see the edge go red, don't even pick up." "Just quietly head down to the university pool." "I'll lure Dean Munsch there by asking her to meet me alone, and then, right before she can murder me, we'll drown the bitch, just like Rasputin." "Got it?" "Good." "Hi." "Excuse me?" "So, I'm gonna need all of these to be a size zero." "Oh." "Well, they all should come in a size zero." "Okay, but I'm gonna need these to be a size zero, and right now, they're a size four." "So, maybe try on a size zero." "Okay, I'm not gonna try on the size zero because I won't fit into the size zero." "I fit into the size four, but I'm not gonna leave the store with a bunch of size fours." "I'm gonna leave the store with a bunch of size zeroes." "I really don't know what you're asking me to do." "I'm sorry, but do you realize how rude you're being?" "You have no right to treat our friend like that." "I-I just don't know what you're asking." "I..." "Okay, what I am asking you to do is to take all the tags off of the size zeroes and put them onto the size fours so that I can leave this establishment with what I came for, which is a bunch" "of size zero garments of a sexy lingerie nature!" "I don't think I can do that." "HESTER:" "You can't?" "Can't do what?" "Your job?" "(phone buzzing) One second away from calling the police." "This is discrimination!" "'Cause at this point, this is a civil rights issue." "You're not letting us shop?" "How dare you?" "!" "What rights issue?" "Make her happy!" "She has nothing." "She's a terrible person." "She's trying to block a friend of ours?" "Look at her." "Give her something." "Give her something to be happy!" "Come on, what is wrong with these idiots?" "!" "(gasps) Oh." "Hi." "Hello, Chanel." "Why did you ask me to meet you here?" "And why are you carrying a bag clearly filled with chains?" "Um... bondage." "Bondage?" "Yeah, I-I thought for this week's" "Campus Feminist Collective, we could talk about the rise of SM in contemporary literature." "I thought you might have a few words to say on it." "About bondage?" "Mm-hmm." "Well... where is everybody?" "Actually, I don't know." "Do you think maybe it's because there's a serial killer on the loose, and the entire campus has been evacuated?" "See, now I'm feeling really stupid because I'm just remembering that." "Well, it's, uh..." "it's a shame." "Because I have quite a lot to say on the matter." "One more thing." "Why did you want the Campus Feminists to meet at a pool?" "I thought we could talk about bondage and... go for a swim." "Hmm." "Yeah." "(footsteps departing)" "CHANEL:" "The sheer level of idiocy and ineptitude inside this sorority has reached a level that can no longer be tolerated." "I am going to write the missive... (knuckles cracking) ...to end all missives." "(sighs)" "These morons need someone to tear them a new one." ""Dear Kappa sisters..."" "And that someone is named "me."" "(crickets chirping)" "PETE:" "Be right there." "Oh." "Hey." "Hey." "You're all packed up." "I thought you were staying until you cracked the case." "Oh, yeah." "No, no, no, uh... totally." "I was just gonna go to the woods and... and write or something, like-like-like Thoreau, but with WiFi." "Oh." "Um, were you gonna come say good-bye and tell me that?" "I mean, maybe I could come with you." "Might be kind of romantic, you know?" "Being all alone, out in the woods." "A sexy little cabin, a fireplace..." "I could bring a slow cooker, and we could talk about the case all night over short ribs...?" "Mmm." "Well, I do love short ribs." "Mmm!" "Mmm." "What is this?" "I'm ready." "I want to, and I want to with you." "Look, I-I don't know if we'll be together forever, or even how long forever is gonna be, considering we're being hunted down one by one, but... no matter what, I know" "I'll always be able to say that my first was with a great, great, great guy." "(groans) I'm-I'm..." "I'm not that great." "(sighs)" "I'm-I'm, I'm sorry." "Um, I don't understand." "Um... are you listening to me?" "I want this." "I want you." "I am a sentient grown woman who has been through hell the past few weeks, and I'm sitting next to you, now, with open eyes and an open heart, telling you that I want to give myself to you," "Pete Martinez." "No, no." "Grace, you don't even know me." "Of course I know you!" "Why would you say that?" "What is going on?" "Pete?" "Why not, Pete?" "Why?" "Pete, I..." "I-I love you." "I can't." "(sighs) Because..." "I don't want your first time to be with a murderer."

"(theme music playing)" "(funk music playing)" " Last night was fun." " Yeah yeah." " Do it again tonight?" " Sure." "I'll call you later." "(clears throat)" "Call you later." "How pathetic are you guys?" "Pathetic, us?" "!" " Who tells a first date that they love her?" " Oh yeah, right." " I told her that I loved her." " You looked like" " you were gonna tell her you loved her." " My point exactly." " Whatever." " Aw, E, these guys are just bitter" " 'cause you're on a hot streak." " Thanks, Vince." "Guy's got more pussy the last month than the previous 29 years," "I wouldn't call it a hot streak, I'd call it entering the Twilight Zone." "That's what being a successful manager does for you." "So you're saying it has nothing to do with him," " just the business card?" " Yep!" "Ah, now I get it." "So you've been banging all these dates, E?" "E don't bang them that quickly." "E needs to be wined and dined for at least a month." "Oh no no no!" "I think I heard banging last night." " Was there banging, E?" " Turtle:" "Well?" "Was there banging?" "Can we talk about important stuff, please?" "All right, what do you have on your mind?" " Are you nervous?" " When you're prepared, there's no need to be nervous." " It's just a driving test." " I'm talking about Leno." "I'm more nervous about the driving test." "Don't take E's Aston Martin then." "Those pricks give you points off" " just for having a fancy car." " Leno, Vince." " What are you gonna talk about?" " I'm open for suggestions." "I've never been invited on, so I wouldn't have any." "Just tell the world how sick the movie's gonna be." "No, the clip'll say that." "He needs something that'll make a statement." "Like when Crispin Glover kicked Letterman in the head?" " Not that kind of statement." " Besides, I'm not that limber." "Tell him about how you let those two girls believe that they convinced you to have a threesome last week." " I don't think that's gonna fly either, Turtle." " I'll save it for Conan." " (ringing)" " Who's that?" "Oh, you have to be kidding me." "Who is that!" "?" " Get back here." " Yeah, get back here!" " Hello?" " Hey, E, it's Sloan." "Get back here, you miniature stud!" " (laughter)" " Sorry about that." "Glad to see that fame and success hasn't changed much over there." " Yeah, nothing's changed." " Good to hear." " So what's up?" " It just so happens that a friend of mine desperately needs to sublet her house to someone" " and I thought of you." " Is that what it takes" " to get a call from you these days?" " Phone works both ways." " I left you a message." " I didn't get a message." " I think you did." " (giggles)" "E, I'm calling you now because I thought of you when she brought this up." " Why?" "I'm not even looking." " I heard that you looked at a place on Crescent a couple months back." " Ah, keeping tabs on me, huh?" " For some reason my friends think I'm still interested in your whereabouts." " But you're not?" " E, do you want to look at this house?" "It's unbelievable." "Yeah, sure." " (rock music playing) - (phone ringing)" "Morning, Ari." "How are you?" "My girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal in soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me." " I don't know how things could get better." " Ari." " Give me something good, Andrew." " Greg Garcia good?" "You signed him?" "I thought he was happy where he was?" "Until I convinced him he'd be happier here." "You hear that, everybody?" ""My Name is Earl" is now a member of the Miller Gold family." "Mr. Andrew Klein is responsible for that." "Which means that in this horrific economy he has secured himself a future." "All of you can do that as well if you go out there and sign someone who can syndicate a goddamned show." " Vinnie's doing Leno." "You want to come?" " Love to." "All right." " What's all the yelling about?" " Oh, didn't you hear?" " Andrew just signed another show runner." " Oh, I did." " Very impressive." " So you either owe me" " an apology or a blowjob." "Your choice." " Oh, okay, Ari." "I apologize." "But I think Andrew should blow you." "You said he was a deadbeat." "The only one sucking is you." " All is well with the Miller Gold Agency!" " (phone ringing)" " Well, not all." " What's your problem?" "I had dinner with my parents last night and my father" " spent the entire meal reaming me out." " (phone ringing)" "You never told him you liked dick?" " He knew that by the time I was nine." " I'm not following you." " But the phone is ringing." " (sighs)" "I need to talk to you about my... career." "The career that you won't have if you don't answer the phone?" "Ari, I will handle the phone." "Please, I need to talk." " So talk." " I'm so glad you're in a good mood." " Who says I'm in a good mood?" " You just did!" "You just yelled "All is well at the Miller Gold Agency."" "That was an act to boost morale." " Well, what's wrong?" " What's right?" " Have you seen my stock portfolio, Lloyd?" " No." "And I shot an 82 yesterday, Lloyd." "An 82!" "I missed three putts from inside eight feet." "Can you imagine missing a hole from that close?" "If I lose the club championship to Chervin, I will sue Butch Harmon's ass." " Ari!" " Yes, Lloyd, yes?" "I want a promotion!" " You do?" " I've been on your desk over three years." " I've paid my dues." " Is this about your father?" " Did you know my father was very strict?" " No." "Yeah." "He berated me and he pushed me and he insulted me and it made me feel very insecure and lost." "But I became a man..." "my own man." " And now I berate and I push." " I have noticed." " Make your own man, Lloyd." " I'm trying." "Not trying hard enough!" "The goddamn phone is ringing." "But, Ari, we haven't even really talked." "I talked!" "And my hope is that you listened." "(ringing continues)" "Go!" "No, cut it... cut it left." "Left." " Why aren't we using cones?" " Don't talk to him, Drama!" " Let him concentrate." " I got it, guys." "I got it." " Now ease it in there." " (thumps)" " Sorry, E." " That's okay." "I'll get you a new one." "Don't worry about it." "Ahem." "All right, you're almost there." "There you go." "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" "Okay, I think you're ready." "All right, everyone in!" "Let's go!" "Oh, St. Christopher, please protect us." " I'm gonna meet you guys over there." " What?" "Really?" " What's the big deal?" " Vince:" "Nothing, I guess." "What do you have to do that's more important than watching me get my license?" " I'm just gonna meet Sloan for a coffee." " (all exclaim)" " Was that Sloan that called this morning?" " Yeah." " You didn't tell us." " I don't tell you everything." "Well, you tell me everything." "Something's up." " Definitely." " Yeah, what's up, E?" "Nothing's up." "It's a coffee." " (Drama laughs)" " Uh-huh." "20 years in this business, I don't think I've had a sip in the office." "Well, when the King of Karma sends over a $1200 bottle of Scotch," " you should drink it." " This worked out better" " than I thought it would." "Cheers." " Amen." "You're drinking in the middle of the day?" "They do it on "Mad Men" all the time and they're pretty successful." "That was in the '60s." "By the time they get to season four in the '70s," " they'll all have liver and heart disease." " Not us." " This tandem is unstoppable." " This new team is thriving." " Glad to see somebody is." " What, are you sulking, Lloyd?" "No!" "I'm steaming." "Steaming mad because I tried to talk with you earlier and you essentially ignored me." " Are we not in a meeting?" " I don't know what you're in," " but you're acting like you're in a bar." " I don't like your tone, Lloyd." " Do you have any plan to promote me?" " Hadn't even thought about it." " Well, you need to." " Lloyd!" "Ari, promote me or I'm leaving you!" "Leaving me?" "(laughing)" " Where would you go?" " To another agency." "Another agency?" "You'd have to start all over again." " You know that." " Then I'll go work for my father." " What, in a dry-cleaner's?" " My father has a winery in Napa." "I don't think sodomy is legal in Napa, Lloyd." "(laughing)" "Every time I have broached this subject over the years you have responded with some wiseass comment." "The time has come." "I want to know if this is going to happen." "I want to know when and I want to know today!" " I will not be strong-armed, Lloyd." " You just were, Ari Gold." "(phone rings)" "Whew." "Tough queer." " Wow, this is amazing." " I told you." "And why is it so cheap?" "Because my girlfriend is moving to Vancouver for a year and she just wanted someone she trusts to take care of it." " Oh yeah?" "She trusts me?" " Well, she trusts me" " and I told her she can trust you." " This her?" " Uh-huh." " Ugly." " So what do you think?" " I don't know." "I really haven't been looking around much." "Just trying to get an idea what's out there, you know?" "This isn't out there." "This is a fluke opportunity." " I appreciate that." " Okay." "I won't push." "I know what a big deal it is for you to be out on your own without the boys." "(laughs) It's not a big deal." " And you hate change." " I don't hate change." "E, you moved back into your old house." "That was Vince's idea." " Does he even know you're here?" " He knows I'm with you." "He thinks we're having coffee." "You know, look, Vince is doing amazing." "The house is great." "He signed a two-year lease thinking we were all going to live in it, so..." "Well, thanks to you he can afford it." "I sunk so much money into my business, do I really need my own place?" "At your age, you kinda do." "(laughs) If I was in a relationship..." "Oh, E, we've talked about this." "You're not going to be in a relationship so long as you're living in a frat house." "We always do pick up right where we left off, don't we?" " So how is dating life?" " What?" "Oh, let's not get weird about this." "You're dating, I'm dating, we can talk about it." "Wow, you really are keeping tabs on me, huh?" "I'm really not." "But I was forced to hear about you stumbling out of Foxtail with a pretty young girl." "And I was forced to hear about you making out with a pretty old dude at Dan Tana's." "Oh, who's keeping tabs?" "And you know me..." " I don't make out in public." " I don't want to talk about this anymore." " I do." "Who's the girl?" " (sighs) Girls-ss." "Oh, multiple girls!" "Wow, E." "It's so unlike you." "Maybe you are maturing." "Would you stop?" " I gotta go." " What should I tell my friend?" " Tell her I'll think about it." " Okay." " See you later." " Ciao." " Make a right here." " (turn signal clicking)" " And I need you to make a left here." " All right." " Very nice." " Thanks, I've been working on that one." "I'm excited about your new film." ""Gatsby" is one of my favorites." "Oh, I hope I don't ruin it for you." "Oh no, the trailer looked great." "Love Scorsese." "Let's do a three-point turn right here." "Okay." "(groans)" "He's awful." " Don't hit that!" "Oh!" "Look at that." " How's he doing?" " Bro's bombing." " You were supposed to get him ready." "I did... for the written." "Even I couldn't get him roadworthy." "He's gonna show up on set, he's not gonna know how to drive." "They've got stunt doubles for that." "Making him get his license is for insurance purposes." "He's playing Enzo Ferrari." "He needs to know how to drive a car." " Oh!" " Oh my goodness." "(sighs)" "So?" "I'm finally an independent." " You passed?" " No way!" "Really?" " Yes!" " Thanks so much, Scott." " See you at the premiere?" " Plus one, right?" "You know it." " Shall we?" " He passed you for premiere tickets?" "Why, Cheryl Walters let me go in the back door" " for "Young Guns 3-D" tickets." " Oh, you're disgusting." " Vince:" "So how's Sloan?" " What do you mean?" " I mean how is she?" " Oh, she's good." "Was that a weird question?" " No." " You sure answered it kinda weird." " Did I?" " Yeah." "Didn't he?" " Turtle:" "Yeah." " Kinda weird." " You're getting back together with Sloan?" " No." " After once cup of coffee." " Are you back in love with Sloan?" " No." " One cup of coffee's" " all it takes with this guy!" " Look, it was a friendly meeting." " Ahh!" " Vince:" "A meeting." "Turtle:" "A meeting which she called for." "It's all the girls he's been getting." "Pussy can smell other pussy and then they have to pounce on it." "That's why when you're on a hot streak, you've got to press it like blackjack." "Are you pressing it with Sloan?" "I'm done with this conversation." "I'll see you guys at Leno." " I'm riding with E." " I'm gonna roll with you." "No no no, forget that." "Come with me." " My car is here." " We'll get it later." "Can we drive with the airbags deployed?" "(exhales)" "Back in the day you waited until your boss told you you are ready for a promotion." "You didn't threaten him." "I was on Terrence's desk 50 months before he finally promoted me." " And you ever threaten him?" " The man's a psychopath." " Of course I didn't." " Lloyd thinks we're friends." " I'm too nice to him." " That's why you can never be nice" " to an assistant." " Dumb fuck I am." "You think Lloyd would make a good agent?" "I don't know." "He's smart, but he's..." " he's soft and he's weak." " But you love him as an assistant?" "The best ever." "I had 14 in the three years before him." " But an agent?" " I don't know!" "Make sure you know." "I got a few I didn't promote make it big off of my desk, they still won't return my calls." " You think Lloyd wouldn't return my calls?" " I don't know." " Ungrateful prick." " Nice of you to show, Ari." "Nice of you to drop the baby weight." "What, do you have like nine kids now?" " (laughter)" " Three, asshole." "Really?" "Did you figure out who the fathers are?" "Don't take it out on me because you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds." "I'm still at 6% body fat, okay?" "Yeah, and still 94% full of shit." "Vinnie ready to make this comeback complete?" " Says he is." " (grunts)" "Hey, Ari." "(crowd cheering)" "Wait wait wait!" "No no no." "No, that sounds like a disaster." " I probably hit three cones." " But no people?" "No, no people." "Just cones." " So not a complete disaster?" " A little disaster." " The guy still passed you?" " Uh, yeah, but... keep it between us..." "I bribed him with a couple premiere tickets." " Oh, come on!" " (laughs)" "No no, that's a great trade for you." "Don't you understand?" "You don't know how to drive!" "Yeah, in fact if you see me, I'd be cautious." " (laughter)" " Now see?" "See, that's amazing." "Being a movie star, you get out of all this." "The rest of us, we TV people, we have to learn how to parallel park." " Here here." " That's why I took up the motorcycle." "It's small, it's maneuverable." "Plus I can try my jokes out in biker bars." "They're great crowds." "No, they are." "They're a great crowd." "Tell me if I understand this." "So you didn't get your license till... how old are you anyway?" "My mom couldn't afford to get me a car growing up." "(crowd ahhhhs)" " Leno:" "So you were poor?" " Milk it, honey, milk it." " We were rich in love." " Rich in love!" " He's doing great." " He always does." "You can afford a driver." "Why even bother to learn?" "I usually have my boy Turtle drive me around, but I'm doing a new movie." " Leno:" "And what's that?" " You can still drive me around." "It's the story of the race-car inventor Enzo Ferrari." "That might be a good movie to learn how to drive for." " I think so." " I don't know anything about it." "I'm just throwing it out there." "Let's talk about your current movie, which I saw last night..." "Scorsese's "Gatsby."" " Boy, I just thought it was brilliant." " We have our great director" " to thank for that..." "Martin Scorsese." " (phone vibrates)" "Sloan?" "She's all over you, huh?" "Pussy." "Hey, I can't really talk right now." "Okay okay, real quick." "I swear I'm not putting pressure on you." "I just thought you should know my girlfriend has someone else interested." "Look, I haven't really thought about it or spoken to Vince." "Oh, come on, E. I don't want you to miss out on this." "No pressure, huh?" "Just a little." "She wants to meet you." " Sloan, I can't rush like this." " Look, just come and meet her so she can approve of you in case you decide you want it later." " Can I call you back in a little bit?" " Tick-tock." " Bye, Sloan." " Bye." " Vince, congratulations." " Thank you." "Vincent Chase, everybody." "Be right back with..." " (applause)" " Vinnie!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" " (laughing)" " Ari:" "Vinnie killed it!" "He did indeed!" "How about we stop off to celebrate?" "Naw, I gotta go see the kids." " Family man Ari Gold, huh?" " Come on." " (phone rings)" " Yeah?" "What's going on with Lloyd?" " What do you mean, baby?" " He called me." " He called you?" " Yes, and he sounded very upset." "He wanted to say how much he enjoyed knowing me." "What's wrong with him?" " He..." "Lloyd is dying, baby." " What?" "!" " What's wrong with him, Daddy?" " Nothing, buddy." "Baby, tell me when I'm on speakerphone." " Did you fire Lloyd, Ari?" " No..." " Daddy, no!" " We love Lloyd, Daddy." "Oooh, ruthless." "He's gonna make it... with or without you." "Does that make the comeback complete or what?" "No, when he's got an Oscar, then it's complete." "I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie." "There's nothing wrong with a Razzie, bro." "Drama's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever gets another movie." "I only have one Razzie, asshole!" " All right, I'll talk to you later." " Who was that?" " Would you leave me alone?" " Never." " Turtle:" "Ever." " Was it Sloan again?" "(exhales)" " Another broad?" " None of your business." "I'm making it my business." "So you better tell whoever that was to invite a friend or I'm banging pots and pans outside your door all night." "You don't live here, Drama." "Which begs the question, why are you always here?" "Because isolation's overrated." "Besides, baby bro likes having me here." "I like having you all around." "I'll stay up and bang pots and pans." "Don't you have dinner with Jamie tonight?" " Yeah." " I'm gonna tell her" " you asked me to find a friend." " Pffft!" "I didn't." "Don't!" "Please don't." "All right, enough with the harassing E, what are the boys without relationships doing tonight?" " I got a night shoot, bro." " Yeah, and that was Sloan." "Aha!" "We're gonna meet for a drink." "No big deal." "Oh!" "(laughs)" "(rap music playing)" "(rings)" "(flatly) Ari Gold's office." "Be at my house at 10:00 p.m." "Your house?" "Sit on the stoop, don't ring the bell, don't make any noise, wait for me." " Till when?" " (dial tone)" "Hello?" " Hey, looking sharp!" " Oh, thanks." " What are you gonna do?" " I'm just gonna hang out for a bit." " Maybe go for a spin." " You're drinking!" "It's one beer." "All right, don't drive, please." "Okay, thanks, Ma." "You know what?" "If you're so concerned, why don't you take a break from the dating pool and come hang out with me?" " It's not a date." " Oh no, that's right." "Have fun at your "meeting."" "Actually, Vince, I didn't have coffee with Sloan today." " No?" " No." "A friend of hers has a great house that she wants to sublet." "Why?" "Sloan's got a great house, doesn't she?" "Yeah, well, it wouldn't be for her." "She thought I might want it." "Oh-ho!" "That's why you've been acting like a freak all day." " I haven't been acting like a freak all day." " Yeah." "Yeah, you have." "If you want to get your own house, go ahead, get it." "You don't have an opinion about that at all?" "What opinion would I have?" "Oh, come on, Vince!" "You know you don't like to be alone." " I don't like to be alone?" " No!" "How would you know?" "You've never seen me alone." "Because you're always with me because you can't be alone." " Have you ever lived by yourself?" " Have you?" "And the guest house doesn't count." "Exactly!" "Ahem!" "Besides, I got Turtle." "Rarely." "I mean, he's usually at Jamie's." "Do you want to get your own place or what?" "Well, yeah, I'd kinda like to have a little privacy, not have the peanut gallery commenting on everything that I do." "Maybe you want to impress Sloan a little bit with your independence?" " It's not about Sloan." " Maybe a little." "Come on." "Get your place, E. I'll be fine." " Don't worry about me." " Are you sure?" " Positive." " All right, I'll see you later." " See ya." " You know what, actually..." "Sloan's friend is really hot if you want to roll with." "Yeah?" " I could do that." " Yeah." "We'll want to take two cars just in case." " In case what?" "In case you close?" " No, just in case you close." "(hip-hop music playing)" "Vince:" "All right, a toast:" "To Little E growing up and moving out on his own." " Thank you." "Finally!" " Sloan:" "Cheers." "So, Vince, are you going to blame me when you're feeling all sad and lonely?" "Why doesn't anybody think he'll be sad?" "I'm really much more fun to be around." "All right, you know what?" "I'm usually not this pathetic, but since you took E, I'm gonna have to take Amy." " Interesting." " Oh really?" "I am moving away for a year, and I'm not that interested in having a one-night fling with a movie star." " Ouch!" " Wow." "I'm just getting rejected by everyone tonight, huh?" "(moaning)" "That's one thing I missed about not having a license..." "I don't think I've ever fucked in a car." "(moans) I'm glad I could be your first ride." "(beeping)" "(alarm stops)" "(gasps)" "You're a cruel man, Ari Gold." "You asked me for an answer by day's end." "I don't have an answer;" "I have a proposition." "And if you don't like it, you can wander off into the cold harsh" " unforgiving world without me." " What is it?" "100 days." "You survive, you'll have your promotion." "What is this, a hazing?" "This is why I didn't join a frat." "What frat would have you?" " Ari..." " Lloyd!" "100 days, you do everything that I say," " or you don't." " Fine." "The first thing I'm saying:" "You drop 15 Ibs." " You want me to drop 15 lbs?" " I'm asking that for Tom." "What I want will be much harder." "Now go." "(sighs) I'm gonna make it through this, Ari Gold." "It'll be worse than when you had your anal cherry popped, but, hey, you just might." "(funk music playing)" "(laughing)" "It's true." "Oh, that was fun." "Thank you." " You're not gonna invite me in?" " No." " Why?" " E, you're dating." " So are you!" " Exactly." "Look, I thought the whole reason you were pushing me into this place..." "Don't flatter yourself." "Invite me in!" "E, you have girls-ss." " That was a joke." " It was a good one." "Good night, Eric." "Good night, Sloan." "Hope I don't get too lonely up in that house." "Never lived alone before." "I mean, I lived with my mom and then I moved in with Vince and the guys..." " Oh, get a dog!" " Oh, so cold." "Okay." "One drink." "Nothing more." "I'm serious." "You didn't want to be Vince's driver forever anyway, right?" "No, of course I didn't." "It's just that Vince is blowing up so fast again," "I kinda got lost in what I'm doing." "Oh, what are you doing?" "I got a couple of ideas." "(laughs) What are they?" "No, not till they're ready, baby." " Oh, okay." "Tell me." " No." "Nice try." "Oh!" "You know what?" "Just for that, I'm peeing right in the tub." " Don't!" " Ahhh." "Hey, Johnny, we're running behind." "Gonna be here all night." "Sorry." "Don't be!" "This is what I live for." "Oh yeah, a little higher." "Right there, right there." "(groans)" "(folk song playing)" "Hello?" "Turtle!" "Hello, anyone home?" "(folk song continues)"

"Starring" "THE FRENCH TRICK" "Wait for me!" " That's classic!" " Junk." "No, it's a Mercedes." " Cool?" " Think!" " You think, you open it." " Really?" " I'll hold it." " Get in and open it." " Drive." " The keys!" "Music" "Screenplay" "Director of photography" "Directed by" "It took me a long time to find her, but I did." "You should be satisfied." "Sir... this car is a doll." " One of a kind." " That's good news." " What the hell?" " What?" "This is no place to live." "They'll steal anything!" "It was here 5 minutes ago!" "Such junk..." "The doll was just here!" " Was... but she's gone!" " Boss, your BP." " Well?" "!" " It's going sky high!" "They've taken my Benz!" " I'll call the police." " I'll find it myself." " What about the money?" " What about the car?" "!" "Savage country..." "Savage people." "Damn you all!" "Well, well..." "I find him interesting." "Like everyone else here." "Women like him." "And you don't have to play the princess." "Everything's ready, but there's no volunteers." "I'll try..." "You?" "Why not?" " Can you handle it?" " You said everything's ready." "OK." "In that case... a toast." "To Paris!" "Find it, at all costs." "I gotta have it back!" "Got it?" "I'm on H2O all day, so don't mess with me." " And when we find it?" " Bring it to me at once!" "But... what about the thieves?" "Take them to dinner!" "Dumb question..." " Leon will tell you." " I'll groom him, boss." "I'm coming!" "What are you waiting for?" " Find that Benz." " Yes, sir!" " Boss..." " Beat it." "I got to the mountain stage." " What's the boss on all day?" " H2O." " Water!" " Why?" " It purifies the mind and body." " A diet?" "Shut up, focus on the job." "Relax." "What's with the bike?" "That's his passion." "He wanted to do the Tour de Pologne." "Lance Armstrong..." "I read in the web that Lance was on EPO, not water." "That's great, but we've got a carto find." "Interested in that car?" " Yes." " Good choice." "It's a 70s model, but in general..." "it's in an impeccable condition." "Let me show you..." "Its best feature is the engine." "3000 just forthe engine seems a bit expensive." "No, because the engine runs like Swiss clockwork." " Hey, mister!" "We'll take it!" " Just a second!" "The oil pump's been redone, the valves too." " Everything's perfect." " Exactly what we're looking for." " It's you." " Yes, dad." "Well done." "You guessed, after 3 years." "It's definitely you." "Malicious, like your mother." "Home, sweet home." "Not ready yet?" "We'll be late forthe plane." "There's a problem." "Got any cash?" "Mom sent the money to you." "Yeah, but..." "I invested it." " You invested it?" " At the bookies." " Dad!" " Sure thing, they said." " No wonder Mom ran off." " I'd pay" " my debts and forget Paris!" " But I don't want to forget it!" "If we don't show up tomorrow, we lose the job!" "We won't!" " Leave it to me." " That's what I'm afraid of." "Motherfucker...!" "What mother fucker?" " Piss off," " yellow nigger!" " I'm wasted." "Great." "They fucking took it all." "Everything's lost." "What's with the coat?" "Sometimes it's chilly in Paris." "Mom, I'm not taking it." "I've got to go." "Sergei, take the sandwiches and thermos." "You should be looking after Dad, not me." "He just smokes all day." "See you." "You'll join me out there soon." "I'm really in a hurry, Mom." "Where's Arsen?" "Once I'm settled, I'll send the passport back, and you'll join me." "Yeah, Dad?" " You got uncle Gagik's address?" " Yes, I know:" "He's going to take care of everything." "Watch out forthe Poles." "You'll have a hard time ifthey'll think you're Russian." "Keep a low profile." "I know." "Bye." "Coach tickets were sold out." "Since work there's legal, it's a regular gold rush." " All that way with a stranger?" " She made a good impression." " You didn't see her." " Nice voice..." " Winning requires risks." " You risk and lose." "Look at you..." "Elegance won't hurt in France." "I'll show'em, frog eaters." " As long as I'm there tomorrow." " Just like your mother!" "Where is he?" "It must've been Angelika..." "That frenchie" " robbed me." " Angelika not French." "Polish." "What an ass you are!" " Why did I drink like an animal?" " Stop moaning." "I can't sleep." "We had to celebrate yourtrip." "But now I'm broke." "It's gonna be OK." "As we agreed..." "Two months in advance, the rest when you come back." "That's right." "My first born, graduated in law, in Gdansk." "Olek is going to rent the flat." "In BA, not law, and in Sopot, not Gdansk." "A beautiful, bright flat?" "It doesn't get brighter." "What are you doing?" "Renting out the flat to whores?" "Not to whores, to Olek, a poor invalid." " What if Mom finds out?" " How?" "I won't tell her, will you?" "And the 3 big rooms?" "Not rooms, living spaces." "We think and express ourthoughts precisely." "Room, room, bathroom." "Is that 3 or not?" " You're kidding." " No comment." " You can work 3 shifts." " Except we're in show business, not a supermarket." "If I was interested in jokes, I'd run a cabaret, not an escort agency." "Do they have to come here?" "We don't crowd all over Africa." " Racist." " Who's a racist?" " They're no different from us." " See how black that black is?" " I could never get so tan." " And tolerant." "Nobody's as tolerant as Poles." "But we dress normally." "We wear ourtraditional costumes on national holidays, festivals..." "It's the costume ofthe Ibo tribe, from the Niger valley." " You're a Pole?" " Don't make it worse." "By "blacks" I didn't mean you." "We were just talking." "We all know that Poland is a great place, brother." "Right." "Right." " Will you stay long?" " I'm leaving." " Going home?" " Not yet." "I'm going to Paris." " You too, sir?" " Sir?" "I'm Machu, bro." "Janek." "Stefan Kowalczyk." " Visiting relatives?" " No." "I got a scholarship." "4 years of economy here, and now The Sorbonne." "I was to go by coach, but..." "I found a ride in an ad." "Same as us." "Maybe we'll be going together?" "No..." "That's what it looks like." "Can you watch my bags?" "I need to take a leak," " and you know how they steal..." " No problem." ""How they steal..."" " I guess he's never been to Africa." " Unlike you." "Sure they steal here," " but him being a foreigner..." " He's a Polish Negro!" " He smells strange." " He reeks of a Polish hangover." " They all stink." " So do you, after drinking." "Smartass, like your mother." "The borderwill be hell, with him." "The border?" "We're in the EU, there are no borders." "Educated, but stupid." "They'll search the whole car." " Why so?" " 'Cause a black is a black!" "Drug dealers, allergic to work!" "He's probably got speed, weed and mushrooms in them bags." " Who put such crap into your head?" " You know what pisses me off?" "We'll be working our asses off, and he'll be cooing French girls." "Did they spill blood for Europe?" "No, we did!" "Calm down, it's not a rally." "You want to join the skinheads?" "She's late." " She was to be here at 9:00." " She's not." "If I'm not in Paris tomorrow, I'll be dead-white." "I mean, I'll loose my scholarship." "We've also got a deadline." " Should we call her?" " No." "We'll just... wait." "Waiting for me?" "Like... forever!" " Let's roll." " We were to leave at 9:00." "I'm never late." "And if I am..." "there's always a reason." " But if you don't want to go..." " I have to be in Paris tomorrow." "I told you on the phone, and you said we'd leave at 9:00." "You got me wrong." "Too bad if you're not a Pole," " and your Polish sucks." " I am a Pole," " and I understood the same." " Gentlemen..." "Since we're all Poles, can we get to the point?" "The point is you're here." "I'm Sergei." "Great." "I was getting worried." "We're all here." "My name's Magda, I'm your driver." "Let's start with the fares." "You pay me 300 zlotys each." "It was meant to be 200." "300." "How much is it per km?" "It's 2000 km to Paris." "15 gr." "Per km makes 300 zl." "Per person." "2000 km to Paris?" "It's 1700 from Warsaw." "In a straight line it may even be 1300, but you can travel it alone." "We'll take my usual route." " I know my numbers!" " He knows..." "I don't know your numbers, but I take 300 per person." "We go, orwe split." "Guys, let's pay." "As long as we're there on time..." " I won't get ripped off." " Dad, leave it." "I won't!" " As you wish..." " Where are you offto?" "We're going." "Stefan, come on..." "Everyone knows" " it's 2000 km to Paris." " I won't argue, although it's 1700, but I guess African geography..." "Stop it!" "My 300." "I have to be there tomorrow by 1.00 pm." "You will be..." " if I manage to count this." " Half of my dorm chipped in." "Is the Negro yourfriend?" " You fell in love?" " What's your problem?" "I don't like it." "And that Ivan..." " What's wrong with him?" " A mobster." " Mobsters don't take rides." " You're a mobster expert?" " I've seen him somewhere." " On an APB." " Maybe." " Dad," " give it a rest, OK?" " Why can't we go tomorrow?" "Tomorrow we're to be in Paris!" "Mom'll go mad!" "You want to go back to Olek's Escort Agency?" "Warsaw-Paris, 300 zl." "Me too, right." "Made up your minds?" " We're waiting." " Sure." "Give me a sec." " Where are you going?" " I won't run away." "You've got 13 hours." " You don't have to remind me." " Good luck." "Let's go." " He took our money?" " My money." "I've just bought a car." " You mean you just..." " That's right." " Is that a joke?" " For you maybe." "I take buying cars seriously." "I'm staying!" "I want my money back!" "OK, OK." "I knew she was a con artist, but who listens to me?" " Not my son!" " She's got to be here." "She ripped us off, and he's in it with her!" " You're crazy!" " Why did you drop the bag?" " It just happened." " It just happened," " and she's gone!" " Weren't you in a hurry?" "OK." " They tracked the ride." " I thought I'd find it on e-bay." "The old fashioned way turned out to be the best." "Afterwe haul it back I've got to go for a casting." " Jelly orwashing powder?" " Whatever." "The money's good." "How would do you know?" "You never got picked." "Afriend told me." "Boss, the Benz has been spotted outside a hotel." ""The die is cast." Who said that?" "Let's go." " What car is it?" " Comfy and fast." "What's this?" "A great car which will take us to Paris." "From the 70s." "You don't get those" " today." " Sure, but does it work?" "What sort of question is that?" "Hop in." "What's wrong with you?" "Well...?" "It's OK." "Will do." "I sit in the middle." "Otherwise I get car-sick." " There are travel sickness pills." " No use for me." " 'Cause they're white." " Excuse me?" " Go!" "That's Paris for us." "It'll start-up in a minute." "German reliability." " Maybe there's no petrol." " I've got a full tank." " The engine's cold." " In that heat wave?" " I parked in the shade." " So what?" "Is it solar powered?" "Try using the choke." "And you're an expert on chokes?" " Lf you want to know..." " I don't." "I'm a mechanic, and I know about cars." "I'm impressed, but if you'd care to shut up," "I'd appreciate it." "There..." "Like Swiss clockwork." " So what are we waiting for?" " Nothing." "Off we go." "We haven't got it yet, but everything's under control." "Under control?" ""We assure prompt deliveries..."" "It's not a delivery." "Itran Chwastek over." ""...by vehicle." What's that bull?" "Ran him over?" "Get yourselftogether!" " Sir, your BP." " They're real pros." "We almost had the car, but the driver stepped on it..." "Lose the drama, call me, when you get the Benz, I don't have time for bullshit!" "Right." "Pull yourselftogether." "Equal rights for gays and lesbians!" "So many perverts in one place..." "Is it normal?" "Guy with a guy?" " Not too tolerant, are you?" " This is my country," " end of discussion." " Where's that hate coming from?" " You fancy them?" " You don't fancy anything." " It's the "us orthem" attitude." " Enough ofliberal quotes!" "Homos go home, not out on the streets!" "Family values, I say!" " And the police protect them..." " Our police beat everyone." " The road's closed." " But I live here." "I'm sorry, the road's closed." "But I must..." "Here's my address." "I don't know Warsaw." "I'm from Biala Podlaska." "That's my house, there's no otherway in..." "What a lovely lady!" "Those shiny lips..." "Let them through!" "NIGGER FAGGOTS POLAND FOR POLES" "Normal Poles." " Normal fascists." " Not fascists!" "Move!" "Move, now!" "That's the way!" " Here we are." " What do you mean?" " I have to get my bags." " It's past 11.00!" "I need my personal belongings, right?" "Guys, give the lady a hand!" "I'll watch the car." "Mister..." "Mister!" " Could you spare a cigarette?" " Or maybe 4?" "I don't smoke." "You need help getting rid ofthis junk?" " What junk?" " This." " This is a solid German Mercedes." " Are you kidding?" "I see a great heap ofjunk." "How about you?" "The same." "I don't have time." "Go to hell." "We don't use such language in Warsaw." "Fuck off, pops." " As you wish." " Sure, but if you change your mind, give us a shout." "I've got to use the toilet." " Work makes him nauseous." " I can work." "There's no time for deliberations." " "Personal belongings"?" " That's right." "I'm getting married in Paris." "I need a thing ortwo." "11 hours left" "What was that?" "!" " There..." " Shit." "Magda?" "What are you doing here?" "Gentlemen, there's a spare in the trunk." "I've got a bad back." "And I ain't no a slave!" "I like the philosophy, but I'm no good with cars." " Take one off, put one on..." " I'm a simple Negro." "It's too complicated for me." "Dad, a bad back?" "Forthe job in Paris?" "Paris is different." "I can bend over in Paris." "This tyre's bald." "And there's no jack, so we can roll it at best." "Well, gentlemen?" "Is my tyre changed already?" "No, it is not." "Look!" "I know who you are!" "Kirakosjan!" "Weightlifting Champion!" " You were to get citizenship." " You've taken me for someone else." "Listen, it's you!" "I remember!" "Forget that for now, Dad." "Let go, we will loosen the screws." "To Paris, on this?" "Those are cutting edge tyres, with a special tread for asphalt." "Race car drivers call them... 'Slick'." "Dad, the wheel!" "He can't hold the carforever!" " Well...?" " Better." "Leon..." "I've been wondering... why does the Boss need that junk?" "It's about what's in the car." " Drugs." " Are you nuts?" "He quit that." "This is like "The Freshman"." "Have you seen it?" "Yeah." " "Mentos the fresh..."" " The movie!" "Brando hires a young guy who thinks that..." " Have you seen it?" " No." "You don't watch movies," " and you want to be an actor?" " No time." "I watch ads." " Film files are too heavy." " Heavy..." "I'm not talking about Bergman." "I mean light entertainment." " What do you do afterwork?" " I'm on the web." " With Maya." " On the what with Maya?" " We chat on-line." " Chat..." "I chat in a pub, then a quick film and home." "Isn't that our Benz?" "Oh, shit." "Guys, just one last stop, around the corner." "You can drive a sensible man crazy." "I'll take that as a compliment." " We've got everything!" " Almost." "Except for little Stefan." "Stefan?" " We can't fit anyone else in." " We can." "Adam..." "Adam!" "Finally!" "He really missed you." " I fed him half an hour ago." " Sergei, take little Stefan." "I'm allergic to dogs." " That's news to me." " Because we never had one." " Nor a cat, or a normal family." " Normal family?" "And you're what?" " Guys..." " It's pointless." "This wonder is a diesel?" "I don't know." "Diesel." "The last overhaul was 2 years ago." "They'll stop you at the border." "What should I do?" "Go to Bartkowiak, he'll stamp it in on the spot." "Got it!" "Bye." "Go." "God damn mother..." "Relax, watch and learn." "Stay in the car." "Driving license." "Kirakosjan..." "I'm telling you - it's you." "Me, not me..." " Whatever." " Will it take long?" " A sec." "It's just a formality." " Your "secs"" " amount to hours of delay." " Papers first." " Shoot!" "Come on!" " Lard gets a card..." "Everything's under control." "We've got it." " Great!" " I mean..." " we got a visual." " Avisual?" "Don't bullshit me!" "The traffic police stopped us." "It might be a conspiracy." " What conspiracy?" " That's what it looks like." "Like in the "The Italian Job"." "Cut the fucking crap about Italy, and do a simple job," " fucking got it?" " Right, boss." "Excuse me, counsellor, but the people I work with..." " Pass the ball, you...!" " What did the Boss say?" " That we should get on with it, and something about cinema." " My nose drops have gone to hell." " We can stop at a drugstore." " I mean the casting." " A casting, with that?" "There's one for glue at 6 pm." "I said:" "Not this bridge, but the Negro knew better." "How was I to know?" "I never got stuck in traffic here!" " Dog..." " A real Warsawer..." " No worse than you!" " Me?" "I came to Warsaw in 1970..." "When was it?" " In 19..." " Traffic jams are everywhere." " Dog." " Wasn't so in my day." " There weren't any cars then." " What's that stink?" " I told you:" "The dog." " Stefan got a bad tummy." "He needs a walk." " He can't because ofthe stress." " Come on, Stefan!" "Nothing." "Wait here..." "Sergei..." "Maybe this time Stefan will manage?" "I need a quick overhaul." "I mean... my Benz needs it." "I work for a charity, helping refugees." "Look at those poor souls." "Tired, from the east, from Africa." "They need us, and we can't let them down." "It's heartwarming, but..." "I can't just place a stamp." "Are you sure?" "If I'll get, I'll give." " Those are poor people." " I'm not charging them." "It's Mom." "Yes, Anna?" "We're on ourway." "No, the border is still ahead." "Heavy traffic..." "But we'll make it." "I'm muttering due to bad reception!" "Hello?" "Switch it off." "Mom's been there for 3 years." "She's doing great." "She's a house keeper." "For a rich French lawyer." "She's worried, 'cause she found jobs for us." "Take a look at the lady's car!" "Like a..."a quick look"?" "Just a look." "The exhaust pipe will fall off." "No, it won't." "It won't?" "All in the family." "Dad's going to be a handy man, and I'll be a pen pusher." " Cool." " Boring." "Not my dream, but Mom paid for college, I can't let her down." "You're a grown-up, bro." "It's your life." "Dreams are important." "What dreams?" "A regular job is what counts." " What?" " A nigger, here?" " Hand sambo over!" " No!" " It's our sambo!" " Let's beat the..." "Cool it!" "Don't you recognise Scott Wilson, the b-ball player?" "Fuck knows..." " Scott's taller." " Not necessarily." "An autograph, champ." "You know, Scott?" "To me you're white." "Well, well..." "A quick bond with the hood..." "They'll make it anywhere." " Time to..." " Pay 300." "Right away." "Let's chip in." "I'll pay you back." "3 blocks from here my friend works in a club." "He'll pay you back." "To the last penny!" "I'll give 200." "7 hours left" "Good news..." "Afriend got us an insurance." "We'll stop at the office, then the club," " and offto the border." " I'm sick of your good news." " Give me my money!" " I don't have it." "Stefan, relax!" " Driving around Warsaw for..." " Like we all." "Hush, Stefan." " Don't hush me!" " She's hushing the dog." "You haven't got a license!" "I'll get there fasterthan she!" "It's OK." "It's OK?" "I'm 50, never had a job, or money." "No license, no car..." "That's my life." "It's not that bad." "And now what?" "We will get there." "Now step out." "The side's smashed." "Impossible!" "Who did this?" "No one." "We should know, right?" "It reminds me ofthat French film." "This guy crosses the border driving a ruin, but the bumpers are golden." "I don't rememberthe title..." " "The Bumpers"?" " No." "With Luis de Funes, and the other one." "Why would he want gold bumpers?" "I get golden door handles, taps, teeth..." "I found a rapper on the web, can't recall the name..." "He was practically made of gold." "Chains, all teeth..." " You get it?" " No, I don't." "Golden teeth, screwed into the gums." " I was talking about a film." " I'll find the title on the web." "Web, shmeb..." "You're braindead without the web." "Let's find the Benz, orthe boss will go "Kill Bill" on us." "Have you seen "Kill Bill"?" "I'll go with her." "We can't let her go alone." " I'll go as well." " What for?" "To coverthe rear." "She owes us forthe overhaul." " May I join you?" " Sure." " And you are...?" " Leave it, he's my boyfriend." "I'm looking for my daughter." " What's up?" " Just looking around." " For something specific?" " Whatever." " Wanna smoke?" " Why not?" " Strong." "French?" " No." "Moroccan." " Relieved, sonny boy?" " Oh, yeah..." " What have you done to yourself?" " Oh my, how you've grown!" "Come on!" "Off we go!" "Off we go!" " Pay up..." " Beat it, asshole!" "Go!" "I'm not getting something." "My Benz's within arms reach," " and you loose it?" " It's not like that." "Half ofWarsaw is afterthat car." " It must be worth a lot." " You should be after your brain, lost in watching C class movies." "You can't think straight anymore!" "If you boys can't find my Benz..." "I'll call my shady friends" " who can." " Come on..." "We'll find it." "We will." "Now." "Come on." "No money, and another halfhour's lost." " I'll pay you back in Paris." " We'll see." " I didn't screw up." "Thank Stefan." " Oh, right." "Guys, I really appreciate what you did at the mechanic's." "You were great." " And you surprised me most." " No problem, bro." "We're in this together." "Gimme a hug!" "We're not that close yet." " Can you turn the heat on?" " And close the window," "I'm getting wet." "The window stays open." "You gotta adjust, bro." " Maybe we'll swap places?" " Rain won't hurt you." "I can't see." "The wipers are gone, and no one here can fix them." "Give me yourtights." "Honey, listen..." " Problems with Maya?" " She's being a pain in the..." "Dates on the web were great." "Romantic nights by the PC..." "Now it got... boring." " She wants to get married." " Right..." "Get one ofthose cyber-babes." "Like Lara Croft." " Angelina Jolie?" " You wouldn't get bored." "It's just that..." "I'd still like to have fun." "How many women have you had?" "So many that I don't have any." "Three marriages." "Lose the computer, or you'll lose yourwoman." "You're going to beg to use it." "Yes, Boss?" "Everything's under control, we're waiting for a tip." "Yes, sir." " One!" " Two!" " One!" " Two!" " One!" "Slower!" " Two!" "How much slower?" "Slower!" "I said slower!" " Slower, what?" " Slower!" "Guys..." "I think this is it." " Why?" " What happened?" "I think we're out of gas." "Champ, help!" "Why pretend you're not you?" " It's over." " You were to go to the Olympics." "Until I suffered an injury." "I'm no champ, I sell pirate CD's." "I didn't want to leave, but..." " Poland's OK!" " They treat us like thieves or mobsters!" " I get it." " Why Paris?" "My uncle's got a restaurant there." "Then my brothers will use my passport." "Machu, fill her up." "What have you done?" " Filled her up." " For 300 zlotys?" "You didn't say for how much!" "We have to chip in again." "Why?" "I've already paid." " You love those chip-ins..." " And the money forthe overhaul?" "Persuade your dad." "It's only 60 zl." "Per person, it can't be a problem." "Great!" ""Gentlemen"." "Some class you've got." "Did you see that?" ""I'm broke, I'm broke..."!" " Dad, don't..." " Wait..." "Wait!" "A French passport." "Magdalena Laconte, French con artist..." "She had money!" "And that stinking French dog!" "Go!" "End oftrip!" " Not in a hurry anymore?" " No." " Where's Stefan?" " He went to look for mommy." " What have you done to him?" " The long trip exhausted him." " Give him back!" " First give back" " our money!" " What money?" "Our money!" "Help!" "He hit me!" " This tramp hit me!" " I hit you?" "You tart!" " You hit him first!" " They tried to rob me, molested me!" "The old one and the Negro!" "And they helped them!" "Me?" "You lying hag!" " It's not worth it, bro!" " Quiet!" "ID's, everyone!" "Here." " French?" " I've got dual nationality." "It's your car?" " Yes." "I collect vintage cars." "It's junk." "It just looks like that, it's great." " Will you file a report?" " Yes." "You can leave." "Gentlemen... to the station." " And she goes free?" " End of discussion!" " Wait..." " Enough!" " Son!" " The station's warm and cosy." "And our luggage?" "We'll take it." "Don't say it, son." "Sonia!" "Doggie, come to Magda!" " No Paris for us then." " And no scholarship for me." "Fuck!" "Bro..." "Your Polish is beautiful." "It's very similarto Swahili." "Right." "I had such plans..." "Nothing beats an espresso in Place Vendome." "You're right." "And French cuisine..." "When in Paris, visit our restaurant on St. Michel." "I'll cook something good." "I dreamt about a restaurant." ""Jan Kowalczyk" " Polish Food."" "I know a recipe for goat's head in Nigerian locusts." " My Mom used to make it." " Thanks, but better give it to Segrei." "I'll get a desk job, I owe it to Mom." "You're young, it's your life." " Dreams are important." " You're right." "Absolutely." " It's going to be OK." " Guys..." "We have to get out ofhere and get that con artist." "Right!" "I've lost Sonia." "Relax, we'll find her." "You're OK, that's what counts." "It was meant to be fun." "How fortunate!" "I've found Sonia!" "I'm sorry." "Wonderful!" "We nearly lost her!" "And you didn't break the record." "The cops spoiled it." "Mat, you're still number 1." "13 hours to lose 4 people?" "Drove them so mad, they gave up a paid trip." " Years ago." " I'll beat that record." "No more risks." "You'll have to admit I'm the best." "Leave Sonia out ofit." "A bet's a bet." " It's Mom." " Answer it." "Hi, Mom..." "No, still in Warsaw." "The car broke down." "I know." "We can still make it." "Don't panic, Dad will take care ofit." " Maybe they won't be so tough." " Be careful." "See the bitch?" "She's trying the same scam." "I wonderwhich time is this?" "Do you like blondes?" "What?" "What blondes?" " Looking for a wife for me?" " We could double date..." "You know." "I don't know." "Oh, fudge..." " I've got a casting!" " Again?" "What about the glue?" " Did you get it?" " No." " Who did?" " You don't want to know." "Speak to me." "That's what I wanted." "See ya." "Switch that off, the Benz's by the hotel." " They stole my car." " How do you mean?" " I mean it's stolen!" " Give our money back!" " Police!" " Relax!" " You'll get your money!" " Here." "Thank you, good bye." "There goes my record." "I got attached to the car." " We can't take the car." " Yes, we can." "We paid 1200 for it, plus the overhaul!" "We'd need a registration!" "I don't get it." "Four men by the Benz, one black..." "Could turn nasty." "I could get a fake." "It takes time." "Whatever..." "I'm not going to make it to Paris today." "Yes, sir." "He wants it at any cost." " Where are the pieces?" " What pieces?" " He said: "Take care ofthem"." " That computer deleted your brain." "Nice car." " You wanna sell it?" " Sure." "How much will you pay?" "How much do you want?" " We paid 12..." " No... 12's too much." "6000." "It cost us 1500!" "So we get 4500 as a compensation!" "A real businessman!" "1500 a piece will get us Business Class." "I've got to avoid airports, but my invitation still stands." " We will be in Paris by noon!" " Yes!" "I told you - the bumpers." "I thought... you wouldn't pull it off, but you're a pro." "Why did you want it so badly?" "You've got classy sets of wheels." "It's the first car I bought with my..." "Or not entirely my money." "I hadn't hit 30 yet." "My wife fell forthat car." " It was impressive." " Was it?" "Yeah, 30 years ago." "Things we did in it..." "Film material for you, Leon." "X-rated." "My firstborn was conceived in this car." "It's his birthday." "He's got it all, but such a present..." " That's something." " He might make you a grandson." "Hi, dad." " Take a hike." " But..." "Where'd you get the car?" "Who's this lovely lady?" " This is Magda." " Pleased to meet you." "And the car...?" "Leon bought it from some weirdos." "Some black... or Russian..." "I don't know." "I don't understand a word anyway." " "The Sucker"." " Who's a sucker?" "That film with de Funes." ""The Sucker", great!" "How did you get it?" "I watch French films now." "You, French films?" "Rememberthat casting?" "I got a part." " In a film!" " What film?" "Poles going to Paris..." "hitch-hiking or something." "Subtitles:" "Michal Kwiatkowski ITI Film Studio"

"Where's my wife?" "Where the hell is she?" "You cannot stop me from seeing her!" "Winona!" "Winona, are you..." "I'm assuming you don't recognise either of them." "Raylan?" "I said, "I'm assuming you don't recognise either of them."" "No." "I mean, yes." "I don't." "I hope you don't feel like we're distracting you here, Deputy." "Tell me your name again." "I told you my name is Ives." "Sergeant Ives is from Army CID." "It turns out after they left the Army, both these guys..." "Hey, there's no need to go into all that." "Let's go." "Anyway, we're looking for anywhere they might have come across your path directly, but we figure they were hired by somebody with a grudge against you." " Yeah." " Seems like a long list." "Yeah, that's hard to believe." "Will you gentlemen just excuse me for one minute?" "It's gonna be..." "Oh, well, if it isn't the man of the hour." " Gary." " What's the matter, Raylan?" "You think it might make you feel better to beat me into the floor?" "I think it might be worth a shot." "All right, why don't you two cut the shit right now?" "Oh, yeah." "Another county heard from." "I thought this would be, like, your dream come true, seeing the two of us squaring off to fight for your honour." "I'd just like to talk to him." "She is still my wife." "I can protect her, all right?" "The first step is to keep her the hell away from you!" "Will you stop talking about me like I'm not in the room, okay?" "Seriously, how much is enough?" "I mean, are you gonna have to actually take a bullet for this guy?" "Oh, come on, Gary." "That's not fair." "Fair?" "What isn't fair?" "Is it fair because he lives a life where people are trying to kill him all the time that you get caught up in the crossfire?" "Come on!" "Hey, hey!" "Mr. Hawkins, I'm gonna need you to get out of this office." "I'm staying with my wife." "Winona, you've given your statement, haven't you?" "Yeah." "If it's all right, I'm gonna send Rachel home with you and have her stay there with you until we can sort some of this out." "Now, if you would like to go with her, that is something for the three of you to discuss in the elevator." " Walk." "Walk." " He's upset." "He's an asshole." "But he's not wrong." "It would be crazy for you to be anywhere near me right now, okay?" "You go with Rachel." "She'll take care of you." " Winona." " Thank you." "Are we done with playtime now?" "Oh." "My car got pretty banged up, so I was thinking I'd just..." "It's a good thing you're gonna be staying put for a while, then." "Why would I be doing that?" "Not up for discussion, Raylan." "You can either accept protection or you can quit the Marshals Service." "I'm not gonna tell you which I'd rather." "Art, I don't see how any of this has..." "I'm gonna have Tim shadow you so that you can't do any more damage." "Oh, so he's not my bodyguard, he's my nanny?" "You can call it that if you like, but he's gonna stay with you until I can figure out exactly what happened tonight." "What do you mean..." "I told you what happened." "Yeah, you did." "Tim, you're with Raylan." "Yes, sir." "Keep him safe and sound." "Unless you see him attempting to participate in this investigation, in which case you have my permission to shoot him." "Rachel, the guest room is just at the top of the stairs." "Thank you, but I'm not here to sleep." "I need to take a look around." "Oh, yeah." "So..." "Well, I'll sleep on the couch in my office, and you can take our room..." " I mean, our old room." " It's all right." "Thank you." "Just so you know, I don't think this is anything it isn't, but it's wonderful to have you home." "You know, your rear bumper's hanging by a thread." "Every time we hit a bump, I thought it was gonna come off," " smash straight through my windshield." " Yet you still stayed so close." "I don't suppose you got one of them suites with a pull-out couch." "You got any buddies became contractors when they got out?" " Why?" " The hitters from last night." " Is that why that CID guy showed up?" " I think so." "Yeah, Art says I'm not supposed to talk to you about that." "Contractors?" "Yeah." "Most of those guys are okay." "Some of them, though, they get home, find out they can't hack it back in the world without the mad minute, and start hiring out for wet work." "I'll call the front desk, see if I can get you a cot." "I got a sleeping bag in the trunk." "You're not gonna try to go out the window or anything while I'm gone?" "No." "Not right now." "I'm beat." "Plus, you got your car here." "Even if I got a jump on you, you'd be right behind me." " But you will eventually." " Eventually, yes." "Yes." "Why would you do that?" "Well, I gotta talk to some people, alone." "So, either you let me go, or I'm gonna have to give you the slip." "I love this shit." "This shit makes me hard." "Well, then we've both been warned." "There's one thing I need you to promise me." "What's that?" "No whores." "Oh, Ava, I ain't been to a whore since I was 14 years old." "I'm not talking about going to whores, although now that you mention it, you better not do that, either." "I'm talking about running them." "Oh, well, now, hold on a second." "I mean, the economy what it is, now is not the time to cut off potential revenue streams." "Besides, as many people around here as we got out of work." "You really wanna deny enterprising young women an opportunity for gainful employment?" " I'm serious." " Well, so am I." "The president can't stop talking about economic stimulus, and here you are wanting to take away some of that very stimulation." "You gonna promise me or not?" "All right." "I promise." "Oh, my God." "Did you sit in that chair all night?" "Ever since Ranger School, I can't sleep past 6:30." "Well, listen, I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so do you wanna go outside and check the perimeter, or do I have to pretend to take a shower?" "Was it Gio?" "I was hoping you could tell me." "Well, the way I hear it, Gio's only hiring Cubans these days." "Even if he wants to cover his tracks?" "Yeah, apparently Bo Crowder took away his taste for gringos." "Doesn't trust them any more." " That ain't very progressive, now, is it?" " Yeah." "Be nice to know for sure." "Well, I could always go ask him, although if he cops to it," "I guess I have to shoot him." "Don't want him to think I'm not a man of my word." " No." " My opinion?" "Sounds closer to home." "What do your C.I. S say?" "Art told me to steer clear of the investigation." "Let me get this straight." "When Art gives you orders, you actually follow them?" "Or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?" "Seriously, Ray, have you pissed off any shit-kickers lately?" "We clear?" "Well, Baz, looks like you got at least one close enough to let a guy know you're shooting at him." "Maybe it'll scare him enough, he'll have a heart attack." "There's something wrong with my action." "Bullshit." "I checked it myself." "How's a guy who spent his whole life in Harlan County never learned to shoot better than that?" "Hey, hey, listen up." "Listen up." "A guy his size don't need to shoot, just like he don't need to fight, all right?" "I mean, Coover, he loved to wave that pistol around all over the place." "But the truth is, he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat." "Yeah, but I would love to hear somebody say that Coover couldn't fight." "Yeah, Coover, he could fight." "He could fight." "But he didn't have to." "That's the thing." "That's what I'm saying." "Right, Baz?" " Yes, sir." " Just like Baz." "Yes, sir." "Listen, man, your marksmanship is just gonna take a little while to catch up to your fists." "Until then, all you have to do is just put that bad boy inside your coat, square off with some cowboy, point it in his general direction, he comes within 20 feet or so, you cut him right in half." "Oh, oh, oh, oh." "Easy." "Maybe just one little rule." "When you do shoot that thing, please make sure as shit that I am behind you." " All right, man." " All right." "Here we go." "And one..." "And two..." "I hope you don't think you're going anywhere without your bodyguard." "I was just gonna pick up some ice cream." "Ice cream for breakfast?" "Yeah." "It's got eggs, milk." "You know an ice cream shop open this early?" "No, but there's a store down the road that carries some." "Well, I'm here to keep you alive, not help you shop." " I ain't asking for your help." " It's from the movie." "She asks Costner to hand her her jacket." "Well, you start singing that song, I'm gonna make a run for it right now." "Well, I do the Dolly Parton version." "Some of it's his mom's, which, you know..." "But we have to keep it in here just to keep her..." "Rachel." "It's awful nice getting to see your face in the morning, no matter the reason." " I just need to..." " Yeah." "Winona, I just..." "I want you to know that I'm sorry for everything." "Oh, you mean, like, the horse and all the insurance stuff and acting like a prick at the settlement conference and..." "Yes, all of it." "I mean, sometimes I'll do something, and it feels like it's not even me doing it." "You know, like I'm watching myself from the outside, and I'm saying, "Well, who is this guy?" "What is he thinking?"" "I guess that sounds crazy." "No, not as crazy as it might have sounded a couple weeks ago." "I made some terrible choices lately, and I don't know why." "Well, I can't throw stones on that score, so..." "Do you want some coffee?" "Tell me again why we passed the first two places on the way here?" "The first place keeps its icebox too cold." " All right." "And the supermarket after that?" " The supermarket's too big." "The delivery man must let the ice cream sit there 10, 15 minutes while he loads the pallets." "Leads to freezer burn." "Plus, these guys carry Chaney's." " Sure you don't want some?" " A little early in the day for me." "Well, it's 5:00 p.m. Somewhere." "What's this?" "I was just gonna..." "Do I look like the "climb out the bathroom window" type?" "All right." "Go to your bathroom." " Is that it?" " Yep." "You don't have a restroom, do you?" "You know, it's the eighth bullet I've taken." "The first three were at one sitting, when sappers tried to overrun us at Nha Trang." "The last one before this was from my own son." "That's something you and I have got in common." "We've both taken a bullet from Raylan Givens." "But there's something else we both have, and that's a talent for playing the angles." "Way you worked that coal lady, well, my hat's off to you." "That's very kind of you to say, Mr. Givens." "Call me Arlo." "Well, Arlo, the reason why we're here is there's parts of my daddy's business that even Johnny here wasn't privy to, things that Bo might have given up before we come of age." "The way I understand it, Arlo, is, back in the day, when this place was really the Wild West, the only way anyone would come in here from out of town to do a deal," "say, pick up a big pot harvest, was if you and Uncle Bo would ride in and out with them." "Figured no one would be dumb enough to hijack a load if it meant their whole family would have to spend the rest of their lives looking over their shoulders." "Now, had my daddy been a more calculating man, when those arrangements were no longer necessary, he might have used his knowledge of where and how those loads were packaged and transferred, to get in the hijacking business himself." "I mention Raylan took off my ankle tether?" "It means I'm free to come and go as I please." "Well, how about that leg, Arlo?" "Is it free to come and go as it pleases?" "Are they still at it?" "Looks that way." "I think I'm gonna cut 'em out." "Maybe quit drinking, too." "Live life clean for a while." "I got it." "Thank you." "Any idea what they're all cooking up in there?" "Give me." "Not a clue." "Oh, that's good." "There have been lots of times I wished I knew less about what he does." "I can't ever remember a time I wished I knew more." "Miss Helen, are you giving me motherly counsel?" "Well, just remember, honey, no matter what anyone does to you, how much they scare you, how much they hurt you, you can't tell what you don't know." "Boys." "Mags." "Looks like you're getting ready for a war." "Is that all you got to say to me?" "You wanna tell me what's happening here?" "Some of the people haven't taken too kindly to the deal I made with that coal lady." "Bad enough they painted the walls, broke out the windows, took everything they could carry off the shelves." "One of them relieved himself on the floor." "Now, that ain't gonna happen twice." "Someone took a run at me last night." "Almost got my ex-wife for good measure." "You think it was me who give the order?" "It crossed my mind." " You did kill my baby." " Yeah." "But I was the one that let him become a nitwit." "Now, I'm not taking the blame, mind you." "Coover had plenty of time to straighten himself out." "And you did save Loretta, saved me from living out my days with her blood on me." "I'm not sure it makes us exactly even, but I made a deal with your Aunt Helen to keep the lid on, and I intend to honour it." "And what about the rest of the family?" "They agree to that?" " How's Loretta?" " Well, she seems fine, considering." "Make sure she knows I didn't mean for any of this to happen." "Any of it." " Did you bring me my change?" " Nope." "Ice cream's melted, too." "You found me." "I'm impressed." "Yeah, give me a little credit." "I'm a professional." "Okay." " Is she behind it?" " She says no." "What's with the Oak Ridge Boys out front of her place?" "Well, it's all about that Black Pike deal." "So you're done here?" "Yeah." "Oh, and just so you're not confused, I'm now gonna go to Winona's, check in on her, unless, of course, that's against the rules." "The only rule is you don't ditch me in the middle of a damn convenience store." "And I'm not telling Art, by the way, 'cause that'd be my ass, too." "So, yeah, let's go see your ex-wife, girlfriend, whatever it is we're calling her." "Well, look at that, Doyle." " I never have to look for you." " Are you looking for me?" "'Cause I got a call saying you were here harassing a grieving old woman." "Oh." "Well, someone hired a couple pros to clip me last night." " I guess they hired the wrong pros, huh?" " I guess." " You think Mama sent 'em?" " Not necessarily." "It could have been you." "If the police chief wants to kill a guy, he ain't gotta send anyone." "He just waits for the guy to show up on his turf, and he rolls up on him with a bunch of his police officers." "You know, that way, he can make it look like the guy died resisting arrest." "Or if that don't fly, well, hell, he could just disappear the body down an old, boarded-up mine shaft." "Doyle." "Doyle!" "Deputy Givens come here to ask a question." "Now he's got his answer, he and his friend are gonna head back home." "Everything I said holds." "All right." "I mean, you think I sent them hitters, you gotta figure, when you get down here, there's a chance" "I might wanna O.K. Corral it." "You bring one man to back you up?" "Yeah, well, I thought you'd bring more guys." "I hope you'll take this in the spirit it's intended." "I made a lot of money with your daddy, but that man didn't know a damn thing about growing weed." "Well, that was a different time." "Well, the point is, Coover was a genius." "I mean, I'd put his shit on my Mount Rushmore." "That Hindu Kush can kiss my ass." "Nice of you to say." "It's true." "He was a genius." "And I gotta tell you, when all this happened, I didn't know what to expect." "I come down here, and I see you are on the bean." "A-Ron, right here." "I'm assuming you want 80 again, like last time?" " Absolutely." " Okay." "You okay using the Bennett scale?" "You have any idea who I am?" "Rodney "Hot Rod" Dunham out of Memphis, Tennessee." "You know what that means?" "Oh, it means I'm in the right place." "I thought over your offer, Dick." "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to respectfully decline." "You wanna hear my counter?" "Since you called off the deal that I made with your mama," "I'm gonna have to take all the weed business, too, starting with this right here." "You think I won't find you?" "Oh, no, sir." "I'm counting on you to find me." "You just bought some of my best weed to take to the good people of Memphis." "Now, I hope you come back for a whole lot more." "Now, if you'll get your entourage here to tote these bags out to the car, we'll get you packed up and loaded on your way." "Come on." "Okay, we gotta hit back right away." "That is the first priority, only priority, right?" "I mean, the money and the reefer, that is just, it's gravy." "Gotta hit back right away." "Why?" "Because we gotta stop people thinking," ""Hey, we can just rip these guys off and not pay a price."" "Do you understand?" "So listen up." "Look, look, Dickie, man, I'm sorry, man." "I'm out." "I'm sorry..." "Did you say you're out?" "What..." "Listen, man, I joined up with y'all 'cause I needed to make a little cash." "I ain't trying to go to no war." "It's okay with you if Boyd Crowder just... piss all over our reputation." "Piss all over our reputation." " You understand that?" " That's your reputation." " You..." " I'm out, too." "This is what I get for hiring muscleheads." "You gonna wanna get out of my way, Dickie, before you end up hurt." "Are you sure about that?" "I am pretty damn sure about that." "Okay." "Be gone." "Godspeed, gentlemen." "Baz, just one more thing, man." "Jesus!" "Wait!" "Yep." "What about you, Jed?" "Are you gonna tell me you want out, too?" "Hell, no." "What do we do now?" "The faster we get him out of here, the safer." "That's right." "We'll outsmart him every step." "We'll outsmart him." "We only got two, three hours' head start." "Did you really expect her just to admit it?" "I thought there was a chance." "Well, just 'cause she didn't doesn't mean you can be certain." "No." "You think it's possible that they never find out who was behind it?" "If they don't try again." "What about the FBI?" "Do they have any suspects?" "Not that we know of." "If y'all excuse me, I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open." "Yeah, it's been a hell of a couple days." "Raylan?" "I owe you an apology." "Last night, my behaviour, I shouldn't have come at you like that." "You didn't say anything I wasn't saying to myself." "If there is a silver lining to all this, it's that he has come back from that crazy line he crossed over." "He actually apologised to me about all that bullshit at the lawyer's office and about the crazy insurance stuff." " But why is he here, exactly?" " This is his house." "I know technically it's his house, but can't we just..." "You know what?" "Maybe we could talk about this in private?" "Okay." "Yeah, in fact, you guys don't need to be here, either." "Excuse me?" "Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed before I turn into a pumpkin." "Would you care to join me?" "Yeah, I'll be there in a minute." "I feel like I'm in The Big Chill." " Yeah, except no one's dead." " Yet." "And the music sucks." "Well, then go home, get some sleep." "Art wants somebody here." "I'm here, me and my shadow." "Yeah, we're here till you leave." "What's that supposed to mean?" " Do you not remember this morning?" " What happened this morning?" "I told you I was gonna do that." " And now you're telling me you won't?" " Exactly." "Do what?" "Whatever." "Listen, I take my orders from Art, which means I'm gonna be here unless he says otherwise." "I will, however, take you up on that sleep." "I'm assuming you two can handle the night watch." "I'm gonna go to sleep, too." "I'll relieve you in four hours." "Well, I must say, with all this money on the table," "I'm surprised by the lack of a smile on your face." "I think Dickie might have made me." "No chance, man." "The way you moved in there, he probably thought there was a 25-year-old hardcase under that mask." "That field you're looking at, Ava, when we were kids, Boyd and me, we'd be out there sunup till sundown playing with this old George Blanda football that Bowman had." "Bo and my daddy, they'd come out and play with us from time to time, till Bowman got so big, he started running them over." "Hey, Johnny." "I hope you understand if picturing Bowman and your Uncle Bo here doesn't exactly make my heart sing." "Johnny, finish counting out these shares." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "Johnny don't mean no harm." "Okay?" "I know." "I just got some bad memories of this place." "Well, we're not gonna come up here again." "Is that a fact?" "How long we staying?" "A day." "Two, maybe." "Is there any reason in particular we're staying?" "I'm just laying low 'cause I wanna see how Dickie responds." "If you're so worried about him, why did you take him on?" "No, I'm not worried about him." "But how he responds will let me know whether or not his mama's behind him." "I don't want you to keep anything from me." "As you please." "How are those shares working out, Johnny?" "What are you doing?" "Huh?" "You don't piss on someone's lawn." "Get in the passenger's seat." "Let the heater start drying your pants." "You mind if I zip up first?" "I'd mind if you didn't." "Put them through the wheel." "Cuff the other hand." "Future reference, a guy sitting for an hour in a running car is either on a stakeout or getting his ashes hauled." "Either way, I don't think that's the figure you wanna cut." "Now, look." "I know it's unseasonably cold at the moment." "Wouldn't be fun sitting all night in a car without the heat on, but this is the life we've chosen." "Smart keeping a round in the chamber." "I know some folks worry about accidental discharge, but with safeties so well made these days, I just can't see it." ""Baxter-Hawley Construction." "Frankfort, Kentucky."" "Construction, huh?" "This ain't over." "Now, I'm gonna need you to sit tight for a second while I sort some things out." "Hopefully, the good folks at Baxter-Hawley Construction can get along without you for a while." "Hey, Dan, it's Raylan." "Do me a favour." "Run the ownership records for a construction company." " Gary." " Hey." "Listen to me very carefully." "I don't know why you did it." "I don't care why." "Right now, I just need you to take me to see Duffy." "I don't know what you're..." "Gary, I don't got time for this shit." "Now, you are gonna take me to see Duffy." "The only question is what I'm gonna have to do to you first." "We're gonna do this the hard way." "Let's go." "Let's see what the guy in the car does when I toss you out the front door." "What guy?" "What car?" "The white guy in the grey Taurus that's registered to a company owned by Duffy's sister." "Now, don't you worry about that." "He's not here for you." "Okay." "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute." "Raylan." "I tried to call it off." "When?" "Do you have any idea what it's like to think of her being with you?" "I think I know exactly what that's like." "Every time I close my eyes, I think about her moaning your name." "When did you call it off, hmm?" "After they tried and missed?" "And how did that go?" "He said he wanted me to come by so we could talk it over." "Yeah, but you came here instead, drafted off Winona's protection." "What happens when we pull it?" "We're not gonna do this forever." "What happens then?" "The best chance you got is helping me get to him before he gets to you." "Hawkins." "Gary," "I thought you would have realised by now what happens when you try to dodge me." "Well, I'm glad you came to your senses." "I want you to meet me on 75 South at the big rest stop just past Highbridge Creek." "You know where that is?" "Okay." " He wants me to meet him..." " Highbridge Creek rest stop." "I heard." " You hear where we're going?" " Yes, sir." "Oh, and, see if you can find a place to stop on the way to get some painter's plastic" " and some garbage bags." " Got it." "You know, the more I think about this, I don't think this is a good idea." "I..." "You know, Duffy is crazy." "I think you need to call for some back..." " We ain't calling anybody." " Why not?" "'Cause all they'll do is try to arrest him." "Back up." "Hands where I can see 'em." "Gary," "I'm pretty confident this is not what we discussed on the telephone." " Marshal." " Mr. Duffy." "Should I be putting my hands up or something?" "The guys from last night..." "You get them from your colleagues in the security community?" "Does it really matter?" "Or I guess I could say, "What guys?"" "What did Gary promise you?" "Some part in the insurance money?" "You ask him?" "I'm asking you." "I have the funny feeling anything I say can and will be used against me, or maybe I've just seen too much Law Order." "Nothing will be used against you." "We're gonna end this, right now." " That sounds ominous." " Well, that depends." "I figure you're good enough that no one can link the hitters from last night to you." " Thank you." " Except, of course, for Gary." "He seems like a bit of a loose end." "Gary could put you in for all day." "Raylan, what are you doing?" "What..." "Gary doesn't realise you were gonna kill him anyway." "I mean, that's why you had the button man outside his house, right?" " Raylan, you can't seriously..." " Gary." "Gary." "They ain't gonna kill you right now, not in front of a Deputy US Marshal." "Your problem is that I'm just about done here." "I don't care where you go." "I'd leave the country, but that's entirely up to you, as long as we never see you again." "I'd go, now." "Do you wanna explain what just happened, or should we all just pretend that's completely normal?" "Believe me, I'd like nothing more than to lean on him, use him to put you away, let Winona see what he really is." "But?" "But I think it'd just tear her apart." "So, are we finished?" "As long as you understand that the next time we have this conversation, there won't be a conversation." "I wake up for my shift on guard duty and I come down here to find I've got no one to relieve." " Winona?" " She's still asleep." "Rachel, too." "Gary's not in his room, but somehow, I think that's not news to you." "Did you kill him?" "No." "You kill anybody?" "No." "Well, I guess there's that." "You find out who was behind the hit?" "How much you wanna know, hmm?" "Yeah, forget I asked." "Damn it, Arlo!" "You have any idea what time it is?" "You about scared the ever-loving shit out of..." "Oh, hey, did you know you're out of beer?" "We drink liquor in this house." "Are you offering liquor in this house?" "No, I am not." "In fact," "I was just about to ask you to leave." "Isn't that something?" "We were just about to tell you that we need to talk to Arlo." "He's not here." "Because Arlo is off somewhere with Boyd Crowder counting my money." "I wouldn't know about that." "I tell you what, that don't really matter, 'cause Arlo knows." "Then you best be gone when he gets back." "Otherwise, he's gonna make what Raylan did to your knee feel like a hand job from an angel." "If Arlo cares about you at all, the only thing that he's gonna be doing when he gets back home, is figuring out how to get me back what's mine." "Now, why don't you just put down the peashooter there and come on in?" "Come on." "Come on, make me some eggs or something." "What do you say?" "After Arlo gives you back whatever it is he took from you, what'll you do to him then?" "What do you think?" "Oh!"

"TAYLOR:" "I am the police." "And I'm here to arrest you." "You've broken the law." "I did not write the law." "I may even disagree with the law." "But I will enforce it." "No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathies, nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars." "If you run away, I will chase you." "If you fight me, I will fight back." "If you shoot at me, I will shoot back." "Bylaw, lam unable to walk away." "I'm a consequence." "I am the unpaid bill." "I am fate with a badge and a gun." "Behind my badge is a heart like yours." "I bleed." "I think." "I love." "And, yes, I can be killed." "And although lam but one man," "I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me." "They will lay down their lives for me." "And I them." "We stand watch together." "A thin blue line." "Protecting the prey from the predators." "The good from the bad." "We are the police." "(SIREN WAILING)" "DISPATCH: 13 X-ray 9 is in pursuit of a Code 37 vehicle west on 2-7." "ZAVALA:" "Go ahead, motherfucker." "Try to run, you son of a bitch." "TAYLOR:" "Hold on, hold on, hold on!" "Eastbound through the alley at 20 hundred block from Hooper." "DISPATCH:" "Now eastbound through the alley at 20 hundred block from Hooper." "Oh, shit!" "Come around, come around, dude!" "Come around!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "Get the fuck around, dude!" "ON LOUDSPEAKER:" "Pull to the right!" "Pull to the right!" "ZAVALA:" "Bro, he's not gonna pull to the right." "You stupid motherfucker!" "Man, he almost lost it!" "Pit him, man!" "Pit him, pit him!" "Got him!" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Fuck you!" "(DOG BARKING)" "You good?" "Good, good, good." "This fucker's down." "I'm going to hook him." "(SIREN WAILING)" "You're all good." "(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)" "TAYLOR ON RADIO: 13 X-ray 9, you can show a Code 4." "DISPATCH: 13 X 9 requesting additional supervisors to the 4,000 block at Naomi." "Holy shit." "All right." "This is my day job." "Some of you..." "Sorry, bro, I'm recording." "This is my day job." "Some of you might know me as Brian." "Or Taylor." "But here I am Police Officer Two Brian Taylor." "This is where the forces of good prepare to fight the forces of evil." "This is my partner, Officer Zavala." "I'm in my ohones, dude." "I know, dude, come on, come on." "I'm in my ohones." "No." "Come on, man." "I'm good, bro." "We work basic patrol here at Newton." "One of the toughest divisions in the LAPD." "Shootin' Newton, baby, that's right." "Lucky 13." "This is a department-issue sidearm." "Glock 19." "Spyderco tactical knife." "This little thing can break windows, here." "(CHUCKLES)" "Two Smith Wesson handcuffs." "Can of OC spray." "Pepper spray." "Two extra mags." "What else?" "That's my nametag, here." "You can see my partner's dirty locker." "Yours is like a woman." "Look at this." "What is this, Pottery Barn?" "Are you gonna shut the fuck up and get ready for roll call?" "Dude, don't swear, man." "I have to edit that out, when you swear." "Oh, fuck." "Oh, shit, dude." "Fuck, man." "Okay, now in Spanish." "(SWEARING IN SPANISH)" "VAN HAUSER:" "Hey." "You kids having fun?" "TAYLOR:" "Oh, look, it's Officer Van Hauser." "Officer Three." "Van Hauser." "Considered un-promotable by the department." "(WHISPERING) And the angriest fucking cop in the world. (CHUCKLING)" "Taylor, I'm gonna tell Sarge that you're taping in here." "TAYLOR:" "What'd you say?" "ZAVALA:" "What?" "I'm gonna tell Sarge that you're taping in here." "Oh." "Yeah, well, it's not really called taping any more." "It uses flash cards, but it's not really a..." "Don't worry about it." "God damn it!" "TAYLOR:" "Hold up, hold up." "Like that?" "Mmm-hmm." "Turn it on." "So, am I recording you?" "Yes, dude, and I'm recording you." "Oh, that's so cool." "See that thing there?" "Yeah." "That is the lens right there." "Just like that on that, this right here." "(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) SARGE:" "Hey, guys, quiet down." "All right, let's settle down." "Let's settle down." "Captain's here, he'd like to say a few words." "Let's quiet down." "Thank you, Sergeant." "Good afternoon." "ALL:" "Good afternoon." "Put it down." "I'd like to welcome back Zavala and Taylor." "DA cleared these guys in last month's shooting." "Turned out to be a good shooting." "I know first-hand what you guys went through." "It's an unpleasant experience being under that much scrutiny." "But you need to remember something." "An on-the-job shooting is still considered a homicide." "It's never an easy ride." "If you do the right thing, I will always have your back." "Do the wrong thing and cross me," "I will personally throw you under the bus." "Am I clear?" "ALL:" "Yes, sir!" "Taylor, am I clear?" "Yes, sir." "Sergeant, am I clear?" "Yes, sir." "Have a nice day." "SARGE:" "Thank you, Captain." "(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)" "Quiet down!" "See this?" "It's a ticket book." "Inside are things called tickets." "ZAVALA:" "Son of a bitch." "SARGE:" "You can do things like stop motorists and cut citations for speeding or going through alight." "You all need to write." "Sarge, we cut citations every watch." "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to these two idiots." "My partner has a question." "SARGE:" "Yes." "I don't really know how to write." "(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)" "But I do sign and draw pictures." "Seriously, you don't start writing," "Captain's gonna shit on my head and in turn, I'm gonna shit on your head." "BOTH:" "Hmm." "And I promise you, you guys are gonna be separated." "DAVIS:" "Do it, Sarge." "SARGE:" "Orozco and Davis, X 25." "Peterson and Washington, X 41." "Zavala and Taylor, you got X 13." "Williams and Cho, X 8." "Alameda and Green, X 21." "Van Hauser and Sook, X 4." "Yeah, Sarge?" "That's not our area." "That's not your area?" "No, we work 9." "Oh, I'm sorry, fellas." "Oh, no, you're right." "You're on X 13." "Sorry, fellas, this isn't Monopoly." "You don't get to choose your real estate." "Now go." "Get out." "(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)" "Zavala, try not to kill anybody before the end of the watch." "Really, Sarge?" "TAYLOR:" "Sarge, if we kill someone in X 13, can we go back to X 9?" "VAN HAUSER:" "Today is a brand new day." "Get the shop, gas the shop, wash the shop." "Make sure day watch didn't leave behind any surprises for us." "Look for guns, drugs, puke." "OROZCO:" "Pay attention, Boot." "Goodbye." "Hurry up." "SOOK:" "Yes, sir." "TAYLOR:" "How you doing, Van Hauser?" "VAN HAUSER:" "I warned you about that shit." "DAVIS:" "Where you running with that piece, Boot?" "TAYLOR:" "What?" "Why you so scared?" "Go, go!" "Jesus Christ!" "Go on, shit." "Jesus!" "It's like it's day one." "Boot, slow down with that piece." "Slow down!" "ZAVALA:" "Orozco, have you been working out?" "Yeah, with your morn." "Why are you shooting everything?" "It's for his class." "I thought you were studying law." "Pre-law." "I need an art elective." "I'm taking filmmaking." "Well, get my good side, eh?" "ZAVALA:" "You don't have a good side." "Listen, you know they can subpoena that shit if something goes sideways, right?" "Think twice." "Two words." "Erase button." "Two words." "Just 'cause you guys think you're these big ghetto gunfighters now, don't mean you can be dropping your calls." "TAYLOR:" "That was at least two dozen words." "Yeah, well, I barely got a GED, so what do you expect, white boy?" "Unbelievable." "Saddle up, ladies, we're sick of holding up your end." "ZAVALA:" "Admit it, you'd hit that shit." "Orozco?" "Yeah." "With a cinderblock." "DAVIS:" "Check the roof, Boot." "Where's your shop?" "I got Red Bull, Monster and..." "DAVIS:" "They all say 13, check the roof." "Thank you, ma'am." "Faster, Boot, let's go." "VAN HAUSER:" "Get in the car!" "Yes, sir!" "And then I got you some kombucha 'cause I know you like that stuff." "Fuck that shit!" "(CHUCKLING) What is that?" "(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Dude, it's good to be back, man." "Old lady was driving me crazy at the casa, like making me do shit." "(MOCKINGLY) Oh, no!" "She dared ask for your help around the house." "That's incredible." "Outrageous." "Just 'cause I look like the dudes from Home Depot, doesn't mean I do the shit the Home Depot dudes do." "I would never profile you as a man who helps his wife with chores." "Shut up." "Dude, I'm your homie, okay?" "I would never, ever do that." "(CHUCKLING)" "Oh, bro!" "Hmm?" "Her brother was always coming over during the day to swim." "Every day." "I hate everything about him." "He smells like weed sometimes." "Like he's got, like, a prescription." "And Gabby was like, "No, it's all good."" "I was like, "Whatever, get him the hell out of here."" "I swear to God, I'm filling in that pool with cement." "Not personally, 'cause you'll hire a Home Depot dude for that task." "Fuck you." "(RADIO BEEPS)" "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, 4-15 man at 9742 Maple." "Code 2." "Incident 4-5-6-2." "13 X 13." "Roger, show us en route." "X 13, roger." "First customer of the day." "I hope they enjoy our police service." "(LAUGHING)" "(RAP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)" "Suck my dick!" "That motherfucker's a lying-ass nigga." "Fuck him and fuck you, too!" "Shut your fucking... if you touch me, I will fucking shoot you." "Stay where you are." "I don't give a fuck about both you motherfuckers." "I'm ready to die today." "Fuck y'all." "This can go one of several ways right now." "It is all about your attitude." "Fuck you!" "I got my mail!" "I helped him!" "I helped him give me my mail!" "I'm getting tired of this shit!" "All right." "I'm not playing with y'all." "ZAVALA:" "Sir, if you've been drinking, you need to stay the fuck inside and not intimidate the mailman." "That's it." "MR. TRE:" "Fuck you!" "You need to shut the fuck up!" "'Cause without that badge and gun, you ain't shit." "Yeah?" "You're less than motherfucking nothing." "You motherfucking, border-hopping..." "Oh, yeah?" "...donkey-riding, Mexican motherfucker." "Is that so?" "You want to find out what I'm about?" "MR. TRE:" "Show me!" "Yeah, I wanna see!" "Fuck." "Let's settle this right here like grown men, motherfucker!" "TAYLOR:" "Not again, man." "What'd you say?" "You wanna take a fade?" "You want to fight me?" "Yeah, I want to fight you." "Let's go, bro." "I whoop your punk ass, you gonna get the fuck up out of my crib?" "Hell, no." "But you called me out, bro!" "Now I'm calling you out!" "What's up?" "You whoop my ass," "I'll put them motherfucking handcuffs on my motherfucking self." "And that's on the set." "TAYLOR:" "Door." "MR. TRE:" "It's gonna be a pleasure beating your bitch ass." "My fucking fantasy." "I don't know who the fuck you think you're fucking with, but I love this shit." "Beatin' a motherfucking punk-ass police-ass like yours." "TAYLOR:" "Keep talking, bro." "MR. TRE:" "Let's get this shit popping, motherfucker." "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "Shit." "This shit's crazy!" "(GRUNTING CONTINUES)" "TAYLOR:" "Fucking kick his ass!" "Come on!" "Come on, Z!" "Z!" "Yo, Z!" "Z!" "Z!" "Now get the fuck up." "You like that?" "This ain't no wrassling match." "You all right?" "You all right?" "You all right?" "Come on!" "(PANTING)" "Oh, shit!" "Come on, man!" "That's what happens when you fuck with the police." "(MR. TRE GROANING)" "Yeah, come on." "Take him!" "Take him!" "Take him!" "Take him!" "MR. TRE:" "Fuck you, border-hopping motherfucker!" "(GROANING)" "Ooh!" "Fucking did that shit." "(INDISTINCT MURMURING)" "You all right?" "Give me the hooks." "(PANTING)" "(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "What's up, putos?" "It's big bad Wicked from Curbside Gang Locos." "You ready for this shit?" "Fuck, yeah." "I was born to fucking do this shit." "Show these motherfuckers whose barrio this is." "You almost ran the light, stupid." "You're gonna get us pulled over, La." "LA LA:" "Fuck that shit." "I gotta fucking be at work." "You better not bust out wasting my motherfucking time, homie," "I'm gonna tell you that shit right now." "Hey, La La, when you gonna fuck the homeboy?" "I'm not fucking the homeboy, dawg." "Yeah, right." "Shit, what I look like?" "The little fucking paisa hoochies you guys fucking kick it with?" "What you packing, baby?" "I'm packing a motherfucking 30-round clip for these slob-ass niggas." "This is it right here, man." "DEMON:" "Slow down, this is the street, La." "BIG EVIL:" "This is it." "This is it." "All right." "Wicked, you're gonna jump and get the party started, got it?" "I got you, baby." "Listen to the homie." "BIG EVIL:" "All right, put your fucking face on, let's go!" "LA LA:" "Get your shit ready." "Put that fucking shit away!" "Make sure your fucking shit is good to go." "What the fuck do I gotta fucking tell you?" "I don't want to fucking have to baby you, man!" "(GUN COCKING)" "Get ready, homies." "Get ready." "BIG EVIL:" "Get your face on!" "All right." "Fuck." "WICKED:" "You guys ready?" "ALL:" "Ready." "BIG EVIL:" "All right." "DJ:" "But on some real shit, dawg, I'm gonna have to holler at you, B." "Niggas keep on talking about how you got your ass whooped by a motherfucking little punk-ass wonton." "Nah, Blood, these niggas is hating." "Let me tell you something." "Me and the cop got down, right?" "Motherfucker took off his badge, dropped his gun." "I mean, he kept it gangster." "We straight-up squabbled." "Head up." "But they still took you to the county though, huh?" "MR. TRE:" "Yeah, but for disorderly conduct." "Not for squabbling with the police, you feel me?" "You fought a cop and they didn't put no "assault on a peace officer" on you?" "Listen to me, my nigga." "I'm trying to tell y'all." "They really showed me love to keep it G." "I'm a two-time felon, right?" "Y'all know that, right?" "Could have struck me out and gave me life for fighting that cop, you feel me?" "I got right out, it wasn't shit." "All right, but we heard you got your ass beat, Blood." "You better shut the fuck up, CK." "I'll run this fucking fork up in your ass, I swear to God." "(LAUGHING) Let me tell you something, win, lose or draw, as long as you squabble and get down, that's gangster, you understand what I'm saying?" "Yup." "I mean, that Mexican cop might be acting bull with you, Tre." "But he's still out there killing niggas." "Straight out." "MR. TRE:" "No, no, no." "Listen to me, all y'all." "This whole fucking thing is like changing of the guard." "Back in the day, all these neighborhoods used to be black, and what are they now?" "ALL:" "Mexicans." "Exactly." "There used to be chicken stands on the corner, now there's fucking taco stands on every corner." "We're in some real shit and if we don't come together, we're gonna be some extinct niggas pretty soon." "TOO TALL:" "Watch it, watch it, watch it!" "(GIRL SCREAMING)" "WICKED:" "Go, go, go!" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "MR. TRE:" "Get CK, Blood!" "Get CK!" "Fuck!" "WICKED:" "Fuck, yeah!" "We got those putos!" "We got 'em!" "(WHOOPS)" "LA LA:" "Eat shit, motherfuckers!" "Fuck!" "We fucking lit 'em up, dawg!" "Show those putos whose neighborhood this fucker is!" "Shit." "BIG EVIL: (SOFTLY) Fucking proud of you, man." "And that's what I'm fucking telling you." "Good." "That was fucking good, man." "That's what I'm fucking telling you." "I'm proud of you." "Fucking proud." "Fucking did it." "That's what I'm fucking talking about, man." "I'm fucking proud of you, man." "Fucking proud of you, man, now you're a fucking man." "Right?" "Right?" "Right, homie." "Right." "All right then." "No fucking fear, man." "No fucking fear." "That's how we fucking do it, man." "PEANUT:" "Call the motherfucking ambulance!" "They got CK!" "MR. TRE:" "Somebody call a fucking ambulance!" "(GIRL SOBBING)" "Hold on, dawg, hold on." "TOO TALL:" "Bitch-ass sewer rats was from Curbside." "I seen them." "Fucking eses are serving us." "Curbside's serving us." "Curbside's banging all over us on Bloods." "Peanut, you got that chopper?" "Let's go hit these punk-ass fools." "Cut that fucking camera off!" "TAYLOR:" "So this is what we believe to be the Code 37 vehicle used in the drive-by last night." "ZAVALA:" "Curbside Gang's at it again, bro." "It fits the description." "It comes back as stolen." "Curbside likes these vehicles because they blend in, you can put a lot of people in them." "This door slides back, and the gang members open fire." "The victim was a male black from a Blood set that has basically been at war with this Hispanic gang over control of narcotic sales." "Partner." "Yeah." "What up?" "Check this out." "Oh, shit." "Those are shell casings." "Detectives told us that three different weapons were used and we're seeing at least two kinds of shells, so..." "Shit." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "What's up?" "Those are the Homicide detectives working the case." "The hell's this?" "TAYLOR:" "What?" "Candid Camera?" "No, sir, it's just a project I'm working on." "Yeah?" "TAYLOR:" "Yeah." "I don't want to see that." "There are .45 and .09 millimeter shell casings inside." "DETECTIVE 2:" "How do you know that?" "Did you touch them?" "No, sir." "Did you fuck up my vehicle?" "No, sir." "Sir, we found it, we called you." "The big dogs are here now, so set up some yellow tape and stay on the other side of it." "Dude, it's been two hours, we're still waiting for the detectives to release the scene so we can go back on patrol." "Comfortable footwear." "Policing is all about comfortable footwear." "TAYLOR:" "Officer Van Hauser." "Good evening." "Sarge said I should relieve you guys so you can go back to being the street gods that you are." "I'm down with that." "Hey, hey!" "On the street." "Watch the street." "Make sure no assholes come up here and kill us." "Yes, sir." "Fucking Christ." "Officer Van Hauser, have you made a difference today?" "You know, I see you guys out here, you're being good little company men, aren't you?" "You're doing the Lord's work?" "And you're making a difference, as you call it." "It's all fun and games to you, you get to run and jump and fight and shoot." "One day, mark my words." "One day the LAPD is gonna bend you over your black and white, and they are going to fuck you up the ass." "They are going to fuck you so long and so hard, you're gonna want to eat your gun just to make it stop." "And if you don't eat your gun and the fucking somehow magically stops," "(SCOFFS) they're gonna give you freeway therapy." "You're gonna end up doing West End Valley day watch, spending two hours every day on the fucking freeway just thinking about the fucking that they gave you." "Bad guys attack from up front." "The department comes in from the rear." "Watch your six." "I'm ready." "This may say Purell, but it's really K-Y." "TAYLOR:" "Officer Zavala." "That's funny." "You kids have fun out there." "The LAPD's got a big fucking cock." "You got a big heart." "TAYLOR:" "Thank you for sharing that." "Can't wait to get it up the ass." "Dude, are you gonna hook up with a Mexican girl?" "Quit trying to hook me up with one, dude." "Dude, it'd be great if you did, but..." "I get it, man." "Shit." "Sweet brown sugar." "(CHUCKLING)" "You should marry one of my cousins." "If they're anything like you," "I wouldn't be able to stand a fucking hour with them." "(CHUCKLING)" "Waking up in the morning, they'd be like," "(IN MEXICAN ACCENT) "Hey, can I tell you a story?"" "I know." ""Here's a story about this and a story about that and a story about this and a story about that..."" "But, dude, all you gotta do is this." "All you gotta do is this." ""Mmm-hmm."" ""Yeah." "Yeah."" ""You want to come to my cousin's quinceañera?" ""My daughter's quinceañera?" "My brother's quinceañera?"" "Yeah." ""My sister's quinceañera?"" "There's always something happening, though, bro." "It's better than, like," ""Do you know the new kind of flavored coffee I have?"" ""Do you like this kind of coffee?" Oh, really?" "Shut the fuck up. "The baristas are excellent."" "You like fucking coffee, dude, don't give me that shit." "I like fucking good Starbucks coffee." "Whatever." "I'll let you lay into me." "Lay into me, dude." "Fine." "(RADIO BEEPS)" "DISPATCH: 13 X-ray 13." "Missing juvenile, 2717 Jefferson." "Code 2 incident 5-7-5-5 and RD 13-27." "TAYLOR ON RADIO: 13 X-ray 13, we're gonna be Code 6 on the missing juvenile." "(POUNDING ON DOOR)" "TAYLOR:" "I can't see dick." "Hi." "Yeah." "We got a call about some missing children." "Yes." "Yes, my babies are gone." "All right." "My babies are gone." "You want to let us in?" "We can talk." "We can have a conversation about this, all right?" "Oh, okay, okay." "My babies are gone." "They've been missing all night." "And I've been here." "TAYLOR:" "Why don't you step over here a second?" "WOMAN:" "Officer, we're wasting time." "ZAVALA:" "Sir, let me see your hands." "How many children are missing?" "Oh!" "Two." "A boy and a girl." "Ma'am, what are the ages of the children that are missing?" "One is one and the other'll be three soon." "Sir!" "WOMAN:" "Somebody took them." "Let me see your hands, please." "Let me see your hands." "...quick, quick." "In and out." "ZAVALA:" "Put your hands behind your head." "All right." "All right." "ZAVALA:" "Hands behind your head!" "WOMAN:" "I've been here all night." "MAN:" "Officer, we're good here." "Listen, don't say anything to them, man." "WOMAN:" "I know, but they're not here." "They're gone." "The babies are gone." "What did you say?" "I'm gonna check the house, okay?" "Please listen to me." "I'm trying to tell you." "I've looked..." "The kids are with their grandma." "TAYLOR:" "Is this your husband?" "WOMAN:" "That's not my husband." "Sit the fuck down!" "WOMAN:" "I've been looking." "I'm gonna check the house." "Sometimes children can hide under a bed or in a closet, okay?" "You can talk to my partner." "You're wasting time!" "The kids are not here!" "If you can please go outside and get my kids." "Talk to my partner." "Stop, don't push me!" "My babies are missing!" "MAN:" "Let me see some type of warrant." "You got a warrant?" "Officer, let me see some type of warrant." "ZAVALA:" "We don't need a warrant, she let us in." "MAN:" "Why the fuck did you say anything?" "Why the fuck did you say anything?" "Sit down, man." "Officer, can I get a cigarette?" "Not right now." "(WOMAN SOBBING)" "MAN:" "I'm trying to tell you, the kids are with their grandma, man, okay?" "I heard you." "They're with the grandma." "WOMAN:" "Would you please listen to me, Officer?" "MAN:" "Let me see some type of warrant." "MAN:" "You shut the fuck up!" "Why did you let them in here?" "WOMAN:" "Press charges on this motherfucker!" "You fucking bitch, I'm gonna kill you!" "WOMAN:" "I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker!" "Get the fuck off me!" "ZAVALA:" "What the fuck's happening?" "WOMAN:" "Wait a minute!" "All right, all right!" "Did you hear what I said to you?" "You just let me know how clear I have to make myself to you." "Why don't you open your fucking mouth and tell me how clear I have to make myself to you?" "Partner!" "Partner!" "Get off him." "Brian, what's up?" "You okay, partner?" "What's happening, Brian?" "MAN:" "Fuck you, you dumb-ass smoking bitch!" "WOMAN:" "I'm gonna kick you in the fucking face!" "I found the kids." "MAN:" "Go ahead, you fucking crackhead." "(BABY CRYING)" "TAYLOR:" "Shit." "Shh, shh!" "It's okay, it's okay." "You're okay now." "You're okay." "Shh, shh." "I'm just gonna..." "Shit." "(CRYING)" "It's okay." "It's okay, sweetie." "All right." "Hey, buddy, stay still." "All right, you're okay now." "You're okay." "(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)" "Come here, come here." "You okay?" "You gonna take care of your sister?" "(SIGHS)" "Fucking kids." "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "(CHUCKLING)" "ZAVALA:" "It's so funny." "(MOCK LAUGHING) It's so funny to text." "Who are you texting?" "That same bitch?" "Dude, yeah." "She's smart, man." "She's like the first girl I can actually have a conversation with." "You know she has a Master of Sciences in Fluid Hydraulics." "Fluid Hydraulics?" "Yes." "I wouldn't brag about that, dude." "That she has a master's degree in Fluid Hydraulics." "I date all these girls, man." "They're smoking hot." "Yeah, your little fucking badge bunnies." "I get laid without a badge, thank you very much." "Because you were in the Marines." "Don't ask, don't tell." "There's a pattern." "An MO here." "First date is dinner and a respectful kiss." "Second date is dinner, full carnal knowledge." "And then third date is dinner and uncomfortable silences when I try and discuss anything of merit." "Then it's two or three booty calls and it's on to the next." "Okay, I went to prom and I got married a week later." "And I ain't tapped anybody but Old Faithful for, like, eight years." "So I don't know what you're tripping about, dude." "Okay." "Wait, look at me real quick." "Uh-huh." "Okay, ready?" "Okay." "I want somebody to talk to." "Not just sleep with." "Do you fucking understand what I'm saying?" "Oh!" "Yeah." "Jesus, dude." "White people get hung up on this fucking "soul mate" bullshit." "Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids." "Some bitch that's down for you, that won't fuck your friends, and you're straight." "Dude, you're the smartest motherfucker I know, you're not gonna find some chick that's as smart as you." "Ooh!" "Whoa!" "Really, dude?" "Yeah, what?" "Really?" "I'm sorry that the perfect girl wasn't dropped in front of me when I was 18 years old." "Do you talk to Gabby?" "Do you even have discussions with the girl?" "Do you want me to translate that into fucking His..." "Spanish?" "Into Hispanic?" "Whatever the fuck it is." "(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)" "Yeah, bro, what do you think, we're mutes?" "And we just... (GRUNTING) Like, sign to each other?" "Yeah, we talk, stupid." "Gabby's a trip." "You know she's a trip, bro." "You should hear the shit that comes out of her mouth." "You know what?" "She would be great on Jeopardy!" "She's way smarter than I am." "All right, so you see what I'm talking about." "That's all I want, man." "I know you want a chick like my girl, but I'll kill you if you touch her." "Fuck!" "I'm going to kill you, dude!" "Shut up, man!" "(LAUGHING)" "(EXHALING LOUDLY)" "What's this chick's name, dude?" "You don't deserve to fucking know her name." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Dude, fuck that!" "Janet." "Did you run her?" "Yes, she's clean." "She's kind of the complete package, man." "It's like..." "We're going out again." "Saturday's my little sister's quinceañera." "You should roll through with Janet from another planet." "Dude, this shit's gonna be hard-core Mexican, though, bro." "You know how my familia rolls." "(CHUCKLING)" "(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Hey, mija." "What's up?" "Come here, baby girl." "Drink the Jim Jones, baby, come on." "Hey, baby?" "Tell me something." "You ever fucked on heroin?" "Yeah, right." "I could fuck forever on that shit." "I'll eat your pussy for hours, girl." "Ew!" "Get the fuck over here." "Fuck that fool, he's crazy, he's tripping." "You're my fucking lady." "I'll buy you shit." "You see this shit right here?" "It's fucking money." "Real shit." "What you like?" "(SPEAKING SPANISH) Come here." "Okay." "DISPATCH:" "Any Newton unit. 5-0-7 party." "3645 Trinity Street." "Incident 38-90 and RD 13-76." "OFFICER:" "X 9, send me the call." "DISPATCH:" "X 9, roger." "39-25 shows Code 6 of X 9." "X 25, roger." "TAYLOR:" "X 13, we're gonna be Code 6 on the party call." "DISPATCH:" "X 13, roger." "(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)" "(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)" "OFFICER:" "Keep your eyes wide, this place is assholed up." "Clear the car." "Put that shit away." "Put that down, bro." "What's the occasion?" "Can you turn down the music?" "(MUSIC STOPS)" "OROZCO:" "Have some respect, La La." "Don't light up in front of us." "Why don't you take a hit, mija?" "It'llchillyouout ." "It'll be like back in the days." "Remember?" "I don't remember shit." "I don't know what you're talking about." "I said put it out." "You know you want this, pig." "I wouldn't fucking touch that if you were the last bitch on Earth." "Fuck you." "No, fuck you." "Why don't you take a seat?" "You look in the mirror..." "Lock it up, Orozco." "...you're just a common gangster bitch like all the rest." "Why don't you sit your ass down?" "LA LA:" "Why don't you do what they tell you, puppet?" "OROZCO:" "Want me to make you?" "Lock it up, partner." "You know what?" "I'll fucking sit down now." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "So, Mr. Big Evil, why do they call you Big Evil?" "Because, my evil is big." "Can you turn down the music?" "We got a noise complaint or some shit." "(APPLAUDING)" "(TRUMPET PLAYING)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "GABBY:" "Then you go faster." "I am nailing this." "Oh, my..." "GABBY:" "Come on, baby." "Hey, bro." "Hey." "Hi, baby." "TAYLOR:" "Cindy, what's up?" "I wanted to introduce you to Janet." "Hi." "It's so nice to meet you." "Happy birthday." "Thank you." "You look beautiful." "Pick up your dress so you don't step on it." "You look beautiful." "I gotta go." "Bye!" "ZAVALA:" "All grown up." "GABBY:" "He spoils her." "ZAVALA:" "But I want to give you the lowdown." "I'm listening." "I'm listening." "So, everybody here is pretty much family." "Like somehow." "They're all Mexican family." "(SPEAKS SPANISH)" "You got cousins and you got aunts and uncles, just like everything else, and then you got cousins' cousins." "And then you have Brian." "(LAUGHING)" "You stick around, you're gonna see somebody throw up." "Couple fights." "It's fun." "It's fun." "Enough, enough." "I'm sorry." "Well, I'm Irish, so it's the same thing." "Big families, and nobody ever gets divorced." "TAYLOR:" "And they all wear purple." "Well, less purple, but just as much beer." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "She's funny." "They get way too drunk and get in fistfights." "Yeah, same here." "But you mess with one person, you have the whole family after you." "That's the way to do it." "There you go." "ZAVALA:" "You just described Mexican people." "Can I feel it?" "Is that okay?" "Yeah, he's actually kicking a lot right now." "Here." "And I think his feet are right there." "Do you feel it?" "(CHUCKLING) Wow." "Oh, my God." "I like her, Brian." "Buddy." "JANET:" "How long have you known Brian?" "GABBY:" "Three years." "He and Mike went to the Academy together, so..." "Right." "(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING)" "JANET: (SOFTLY) Brian, it's you." "Hi." "(GIGGLING)" "I'm gonna try not to wake you up." "(SIGHING)" "I can't believe that I stayed over." "This, this is interesting." "I have never shot one before." "Maybe that could be our next date." "I did go through your wallet." "I'm sorry." "I am naturally curious." "I hope that's okay." "Gotta love a guy who has a picture of his mom in his wallet." "This?" "Yeah." "Kristin, Mia, Raquel, etcetera, etcetera..." "You won't be needing this any more." "You were drooling." "ZAVALA:" "What are we looking for again?" "TAYLOR:" "All the food groups, dope, money and guns." "The ghetto will provide, bro." "Fucking Sarge." "Sarge!" "We're staking out Curbside." "They're gonna spot your unit." "What, you think they don't know you're here?" "Van Hauser wants to file a complaint on you, Taylor." "Oh, the USS Van Hauser?" "The LAPD's stealthiest submarine, only surfaces at the end of watch?" "He said you were videotaping him." "What did I tell you about that shit?" "Why is he such a bitter dude?" "If he hates pushing the black and white so much, why doesn't he just leave his badge on the watch commander's desk and go home and eat a bowl of dicks?" "SARGE:" "Have some empathy for this man." "Taylor, I gotta put in my log that I verbally counseled you about this fucking camera." "What?" "I was documenting a crime scene." "Have a good day, ladies." "TAYLOR:" "Yeah." "Take it easy." "TAYLOR:" "God, is that Big Evil's mom right there?" "ZAVALA:" "His mom?" "Yeah, that's Mrs. Evil." "Who's the cowboy?" "I don't know." "He's got money, look at his truck." "I'm gonna run him." "You want to jam this fool?" "Yes, I do." "Plate's clean." "Shit." "What's our PC, though?" "That stupid CD hanging from his rearview mirror, obstructing his vision." "(CHUCKLING)" "Let's do this." "All right." "Come on, fucker." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Light them up." "13 X-ray 13, we're Code 6 on three 9 street, east of Wall." "(SIREN WAILS)" "License plate 4-Boy-1-7-3-2." "Gray Dodge pickup." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger, Code 6..." "Let's get this fucker." "(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)" "(ZAVALA SPEAKING SPANISH)" "(CONVERSING IN SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "Gun!" "(SPEAKS SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "Get the fuck out of the car." "Get the fuck out the car!" "(SIREN WAILING)" "You good, partner?" "I'm good." "(GRUNTING)" "DAVIS ON RADIO:" "X 25 shows Code 6 with X 13." "DISPATCH: 13 x 2-5, roger." "OROZCO:" "You okay?" "13 X-ray 13 show..." "ZAVALA:" "Transport this son of a bitch." "DAVIS:" "Yeah, no problem." "(BOTH TALKING SPANISH)" "(SWEARS IN SPANISH)" "Check out this motherfucker's burner, bro." "Holy shit." "Dude, he's got more bling than the old lady's wedding ring." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "A cell." "TAYLOR:" "You don't have any holes in you?" "I'm good, bro." "Let's toss the truck." "OROZCO:" "Hey, who was he shooting at?" "TAYLOR:" "What?" "Who was he shooting at?" "Me." "OROZCO:" "That's fucked up, man." "PILOT ON RADIO:" "Air 11, show us responding." "TAYLOR:" "Fucking..." "Soup." "Whoo-hoo!" "ZAVALA:" "What's up?" "Yo, that's big money right there, bro." "Shit." "Oh, shit." "What the fuck is it?" "Homeboy's a player, dude." "We got a surprise for you." "Liberace's AK." "What?" "(TAYLOR CHUCKLING)" "Holy shit." "TAYLOR:" "Here we have two of the major food groups, money and guns." "This is the lifeblood of our organization." "Paperwork." "The way red corpuscles carry oxygen through the body, paperwork carries information through the department." "What are corpuscles?" "Evening, guys" "Evening." "How you doing, Captain?" "Sir." "So this is it?" "These are the guns you took off the cowboy?" "Yup." "Yes, sir." "Mind if I pick them up?" "Fancy." "That's some nice hardware." "Yeah, I heard he took a shot at you." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm good." "He's good." "Liberace's AK." "REESE:" "This looks like Liberace's AK." "Keep up the good work, guys." "I really appreciate it." "Carry on." "ZAVALA:" "Thank you." "Good evening, sir." "Good night, Van Hauser." "Evening, sir." "Why do you get nervous?" "Women want him, men want to be him, man." "He's just..." "Yeah, I know." "But you want him." "Dude, I'm not gay, but I'd go down on him if he asked." "Sometimes I don't know when you're kidding." "And I have to know when you're kidding." "I'm not kidding." "I gotta know when you're kidding." "I'm not kidding." "(CHUCKLING)" "Oh!" "Dude." "I gotta go." "I'm taking Janet to the Philharmonic." "Enjoy your white people shit." "Oh, thanks, I'll bring you back a burrito." "No problem." "(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BOTH SINGING RAP SONG)" "You're the best." "One more time." "(BOTH YAWNING)" "Dude!" "Stop." "Stop, man, fuck." "(YAWNING LOUDLY)" "What are you gonna say to the taxpayers when you crash the fucking car?" "Drink more coffee." "Dude, I'm on my ninth fucking Red Bull." "Oh!" "We got a fire." "Where?" "Over there." "13 X-ray 13, we're Code 6 on a structure fire." "What's that address?" "1-0-0-2." "1002 Sixth Street." "Go ahead and send RA and fire." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger on the RA." "(SOBBING) My babies!" "My babies are in there!" "ZAVALA:" "Where?" "Where?" "They're upstairs in the bedroom." "TAYLOR:" "All right, ma'am." "Z, no!" "Yo, yo, yo, Z!" "Z, wait for fire, bro!" "Fuck!" "ZAVALA:" "Over there, kids' room." "TAYLOR:" "Shit." "(COUGHING)" "Dude, the kids' room, come on!" "Come here." "Hey, come here, come here." "Go with him!" "TAYLOR:" "Come on!" "Come here!" "Come here." "Wrap your arms around me." "There you go." "Wrap your legs around me." "You got it." "There you go." "I'm going down, Z!" "ZAVALA:" "Come on, come on, come on." "Come on." "Wrap your legs, then go." "Yup." "Z, you all right?" "I'm good." "I'm good." "Come on." "Go, go, go, man!" "I'm going, man." "Fuck!" "ZAVALA:" "Come on, put your head right here." "Come on." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "TAYLOR:" "Come down!" "Come on, man!" "(COUGHING)" "Where's my baby girl?" "Where is she?" "Wait, wait, wait, lady, you got more kids?" "My girl." "She's two." "Oh, shit." "No, Z, Z, no!" "Come on!" "ZAVALA:" "Go, go, go, get up!" "Fuck, it's hot." "TAYLOR:" "God damn it!" "(COUGHING)" "Come here, babe." "Come here." "Come here." "Cover her face." "Put that blanket around her face." "I got her." "I got her." "I can't breathe, bro." "(COUGHING)" "ZAVALA:" "Come on, go, go, go." "TAYLOR:" "I can't see." "Where you at?" "I'm right here." "Follow the light." "I can't see you." "TAYLOR:" "I'm right here." "TAYLOR:" "Come on." "I got it." "I got her." "Shit." "(COUGHING) I'm going down." "TAYLOR:" "Come on." "ZAVALA:" "All right." "(COUGHING)" "Stay still." "Stay still." "Come on, come on, come on." "(RETCHING)" "Fuck, I got it, man." "I fucking can't see out of my..." "(COUGHING)" "(GASPING)" "Where's Z, dude?" "I'm right here, dude!" "FIREMAN:" "Z, I'm gonna check you out, sit down right here." "Check you guys out." "Can you open your eyes?" "You all right, bro?" "Give me a bottle of water." "Z!" "Z!" "(GROANING)" "Get the fuck away, man!" "I'm right here." "I'm right here." "Get away, get away, bro." "I'm right here, dude." "TAYLOR:" "Fuck, man." "Get away, dude." "I'm right here." "Shut up, shut up, shut up." "Don't fucking freak out, dude." "Shut up, shut up!" "We're good, we're good." "Shut up." "Shut up." "All right." "(APPLAUDING)" "MAYOR:" "For their selfless actions and their exemplary service to the citizens of this city, the Medal of Valor is presented to Officer Brian Taylor" "and Officer Miguel Zavala." "What's up, Sandra?" "Hi, Brian." "You feel like a hero?" "What?" "You feel like a hero?" "No." "Yeah, me neither." "What's a hero feel like?" "I don't know, man." "Did I tell you that me and Gabby got into a huge fight over the fire?" "Nope, you didn't tell me that." "She was..." "She's like, "You could have died for someone else's kid when ours hasn't even been born yet."" "She's like, "You're not a fireman."" "Janet said the same thing." "Yeah?" "I don't think I could go in another burning building." "I only went in because you did." "Just put that shit out there." "All right, dickhead, what is it?" "You remember that cowboy with the blinged-out AK?" "Yeah, he's probably my cousin." "All right, I crisscrossed some numbers on his cell." "Couple addresses come up in our basic area." "You're not a detective." "That guy is something." "He's into something." "Oh, really?" "You think?" "Dude, DA didn't buy the ADW, only filed on the weapons beef." "Gang Unit says they'll get to him, but they're too busy or some shit." "And Narco's not interested because we didn't find dope." "Yeah, but you're not a detective." "You're not a fireman." "Fuck you." "Follow me into the house, dude." "I said you're not a detective." "I want to be a detective." "You wanna be?" "Follow me into the house, dude." "Follow me into the house." "Follow me into the house, dude." "13 X-ray 13 with a Code 6 at 9-3-1-8, 5-3 street." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger." "(FLIES BUZZING) The fuck?" "What the fuck?" "This is weird." "(CHILD SCREAMING)" "13 X-ray 13, you need to send us additional unit." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13 is requesting two additional units for a building search at 1-0-0, 2-6 street." "(ZAVALA SPEAKING SPANISH)" "It's okay, it's okay." "(SPEAKING SPANISH) It's okay." "Goodbye." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Fuck this guy." "(YELLS IN SPANISH)" "Get that shit out of here." "(MAN SPEAKS SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "I know what that means." "Shut the fuck up, man." "Spread your legs." "(TAYLOR SPEAKS SPANISH)" "Spread your fucking legs." "Put your fucking head back." "Gun, partner." "ZAVALA:" "Oh, yeah?" "(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)" "(REPLIES IN SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "Get your fucking head back." "TAYLOR:" "Another gun, partner." "ZAVALA:" "Two, huh?" "Wads of cash." "All right, tell him to get on his knees." "(ZAVALA SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Get the fuck over here." "13 X-ray 13." "We've got one in custody." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger." "TAYLOR:" "All right, we're good." "All right." "What do we got?" "ZAVALA:" "Check it out, partner." "I got this motherfucker." "(BABY CRYING)" "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Oh, my God." "ZAVALA:" "Take my buddy." "DAVIS:" "What the fuck, Zavala?" "You catch 'em, I clean 'em?" "ZAVALA:" "Take him." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "I don't know, we got like..." "I'm gonna go outside." "Yo, Z, you good?" "I'm good, bro." "Z?" "I'm good!" "(CONVERSING IN SPANISH)" "What the fuck?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Federal agents." "Who's in charge here?" "Are you in charge?" "TAYLOR:" "What the fuck?" "I need to know who's in charge here." "Is this man under arrest?" "TAYLOR:" "Yes, sir." "What are the charges against this man?" "Turn that fucking camera off." "It's off." "It's off." "The fucking camera's off, man." "You guys fucked up." "Just lost a POI because of you guys." "Are we clear in there?" "Clear." "(SOFTLY) What the fuck, bro?" "What did we fuck up?" "I don't fucking know, dude." "Who the fuck is this guy?" "I don't fucking know." "We have one POI." "Dude, I just want to fucking talk to this guy." "Let's just get out of here." "I just want to fucking talk to him just for a second." "Come on, let's go." "Go ahead." "Sir, I don't want to cause any trouble here, but we just fucking..." "We rolled up here..." "I don't know what's going on." "It's the second cowboy like this we've run into in a week." "Watch out for these guys." "They operate by a different set of rules." "I know I'm just a ghetto street cop, but you gotta give me something here." "We've got indicators he's a runner for the Sinaloa cartel." "Yeah, well, we ran him, he came up clean, dude." "You guys don't have the proper clearance for any of this information, but I'm gonna throw you a bone." "Cartels are operating here." "We're on it." "Be careful." "What does that mean, though?" "It means you and your homeboy need to power down." "You just tugged on the tail of the snake and it's gonna turn around and bite you back." "I'm throwing you a bone here." "Be grateful for what I'm giving you." "I'm giving you a warning." "Lay low." "TAYLOR:" "All right, yeah." "Can I get your name for my log?" "Negative, move along." "(CHUCKLES)" "Yeah, all right." "ZAVALA:" "Sir, you know that there's five-year-old kids in there?" "TAYLOR:" "All right, dude." "Z. For six months?" "AGENT:" "Goodbye." "Get off the crime scene." "Go home." "TAYLOR:" "Bye." "Yeah." "AGENT:" "Have a nice night." "Fucking feds." "TAYLOR:" "Z, what the fuck, man?" "Fuck them." "ZAVALA:" "I didn't think that shit came over here, bro." "Kids, women." "Did you see that fucking toilet?" "Filled up with shit." "Dude, we had no fucking business being there." "We didn't even have a call there." "Dude, I didn't know what we were fucking rolling up on." "You think I knew what we were rolling up on?" "Human trafficking." "(WHISPERING) He's so cute." "You did so good, baby." "I love this smell." "(CHUCKLING)" "Just hold his head a little bit." "I am." "He's fine." "You gotta hold him like this, like a football." "I know how to hold a baby." "Babe, please." "Like that." "TAYLOR:" "Hey." "JANET:" "Hi." "Oh!" "Hey, partner, what's up?" "Come here, dude." "Oh!" "Look who's here." "How's Mama doing?" "GABBY:" "Mama's tired and cranky." "Just like baby." "Mama wants to choke Daddy." "Oh, come on, babe." "(WHISPERING) Did you name him Brian?" "Sorry, bro." "He's a junior." "I named him after his daddy." "TAYLOR:" "So what's his name?" "Fuck you, dude." "Can I hold him?" "Yeah." "So sweet." "You're so done, bro." "Mmm-hmm." "ZAVALA:" "Hey, baby." "What are you wearing?" "I can say it." "What are you wearing?" "I don't care." "You still look good." "Yeah, Brian's right here." "Okay." "All right, sorry." "Okay, I love you." "Bye." "You didn't even say hi, man." "She was pissed, dude." "How'd you know you were gonna marry Gabby?" "She told me." "I was just some stoner working at my uncle's muffler shop, and one day she grabbed me by the shoulders and says," ""We're getting married and you're joining the department, because you can make a lot of money without a college degree."" "And I was like, "Fuck, yeah."" "I mean, you love her." "You guys, like, you never fight." "You're happy together." "She's my bitch for sure, dude." "I'm just telling you the way it went down." "I popped her cherry in high school." "She's never been with anybody else." "I've never wanted to be with anybody else." "You know, it's easy." "Things are getting super serious with Janet and me." "What, you just found that out?" "Did you read that in the paper or something?" "(CHUCKLING)" "Homegirl owns your ass, dude." "Dude, she wants to move in." "She's always over, you know." "Why spend the money on two apartments?" "(CLICKING TONGUE) It's not about the money." "No, her parents are so traditional, dude." "Oh, yeah?" "They will go ballistic." "But at least we can tell them we're engaged, you know." "Oh, whoa!" "Hold up, bro." "Don't play with that shit." "You don't ask a broad to marry you because her folks are old-school." "No, dude, you don't understand, man." "No, dude, you don't do that shit." "Think about it, man." "Dude, afier you think about it, think about it again." "Jesus." "Marriage is forever." "Just realize that." "It's a promise before God." "My grandma was really deep, dude." "She's seen it all." "You know what I'm saying?" "When me and Gabby got engaged, bro, she asked me one thing." "Do you want to hear it?" "Fine, let's hear it." "She said, "Can you live without her?"" ""And if the answer is yes, man up and forget her."" ""Don't string her along."" "Think about it, bro." "I did." "SOOK ON RADIO: 13 X-ray 43." "Officer needs help." "Where?" "DISPATCH:" "Newton units, stand by." "X 43 officer needs help." "13 X 43, what's your location?" "SOOK:" "I don't know." "What?" "That's Van Hauser's car." "Come on, Boot!" "Just book it south." "Go, go, go." "Find a street sign, put it out." "SOOK:" "I don't see any!" "(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)" "Is there a number on a house?" "A building number?" "SOOK:" "The house is 3-1-7-7." "Sir, back up!" "(SOOK SCREAMING)" "Holy shit." "Bro, hook a left on Maple." "(SIREN WAILS)" "13 X-ray 13, show us responding Code 3 from 3-0 and Maple." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger." "Responding Code 3 Maple and 3-0." "Right there!" "Right there!" "Bro, right there!" "Go." "13 X-ray 13, show us Code 6 at Compton and 3-1 street." "VAN HAUSER:" "Who is that?" "Taylor and Zavala." "ZAVALA: 13 X-ray 13, send me an airship to set up a perimeter." "TAYLOR:" "Oh, shit." "Taylor, would you call for a rescue?" "TAYLOR:" "Do not move." "What did he look like?" "Where'd he go?" "Northbound through the houses." "Hispanic male, blue checkered shirt." "Zero-head, he's a parolee, he's fucking huge." "13 X-ray 13, suspect headed northbound, heavyset male Hispanic, shaved head." "Weapon used was a knife." "KMA." "Let's do this shit." "VAN HAUSER:" "Careful, men." "On your left." "He's fucking huge." "TAYLOR:" "It's clear over here." "ZAVALA:" "Crossing." "The windows?" "You got left?" "I got right." "Push, push, push." "You're on my elbow." "You call it out." "You call it out if you see it." "Dude, I see him." "On the left." "On the left." "Ready, go, go, split." "MAN:" "Take it, you bitch." "Fuck you!" "(SOOK WAILING)" "TAYLOR:" "On the left." "I've got him, you ready?" "MAN:" "Fucking bitch." "Fucking whore." "Try to fuck with me?" "Fuck you!" "Get the fuck off her or I will blow your fucking head off!" "I'm done." "I ain't resisting, Officer." "TAYLOR:" "Don't fucking look at me!" "I ain't resisting, sir." "Shut the fuck up!" "Get up!" "Put your hands over your head!" "Get up." "Put your hands over your head." "Back up towards me till I tell you to stop." "Move." "Move." "Move." "Move." "Stop!" "Get on your fucking knees." "And cross your goddamn feet together, you hear me?" "ZAVALA:" "Cross your legs." "If I hear a fucking word out of you," "I will blow you out of your fucking socks." "Hook him, Z." "13 X-ray 13, show a Code 4." "Suspect's in custody." "You good, Z?" "I'm good." "Are you good?" "God damn it." "All right, you're gonna be all right." "You're gonna be all right." "You're gonna be all right." "Fuck, man, her face is all fucking broken in." "13 X-ray 13 requesting an additional RA." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13, roger on the RA." "You're gonna be okay." "You're gonna be all right." "We're here for you, all right?" "ZAVALA:" "Dude, we got the cavalry coming." "That motherfucker's gonna pay for what he did, you hear me?" "Boot, you hear me?" "Boot?" "Don't call her Boot, bro." "Well, I don't know what her fucking name is!" "Is there a tag anywhere?" "Do you see a tag?" "ZAVALA:" "No." "You hearing me?" "She's nodding, dude, she's nodding, she hears me." "You're gonna be okay, all right?" "Do you hear me?" "(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)" "It's all good." "It's all good." "You're gonna be okay, brother." "Fucking cut my vest off." "God damn it, Taylor." "I tell you one fucking thing!" "Fucking cut my vest off!" "TAYLOR:" "All right, bro, we got your back." "Jesus Christ!" "God damn it." "Get back, brother, all right." "You're good, bro." "We got your back." "They cut my fucking vest." "They cut my fucking vest." "What's up?" "You okay?" "Taylor, I'm really tired, dude." "Why didn't you shoot that son of a bitch?" "You had him dead to rights." "I just didn't feel like killing anyone tonight, Sarge." "SARGE:" "You feel like writing this up?" "Brass is gonna want clean paper, make sure all the logs match." "Sarge, did you see that?" "Van H had a fucking Ginsu sticking out of his eye." "SARGE:" "His eye was cut in half." "The lens was hanging out." "He's not coming back." "Rookie, too." "She ain't coming back." "What?" "She gave me this to give to the watch commander." "ZAVALA:" "On the spot?" "Yeah." "Oh, well." "She wouldn't have made probation anyway." "Hell, no." "What, because her daddy's not a captain?" "You know she wasn't cut out for this shit." "Why is that?" "The evidence." "OROZCO:" "She almost got Van Hauser killed." "SARGE:" "You guys are cold, man." "You got cold, dead eyes." "You know that?" "Yeah, both of us." "SARGE:" "Yeah, both of you." "You have a soul?" "DAVIS:" "Yes, we just leave it at home." "Yo, we gonna sit around yapping or we gonna get this done?" "Dude, you guys saved that rookie's life." "That was one big fucking fat ese." "ZAVALA:" "Can we clear the scene?" "Division's fucking falling apart over here." "We good?" "You good?" "Good, good, good?" "We're all good." "SARGE:" "Yes?" "Go back to work." "Good night, ladies." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Officer and Mrs. Taylor." "(ALL CHEERING)" "(BAND PLAYING)" "MAN:" "Go, Brian!" "What's up, guys?" "(GUESTS CHEERING)" "(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "TAYLOR:" "How's the cake?" "Good?" "Cheers!" "(INDISTINCT)" "(TAPPING GLASS)" "(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)" "TAYLOR:" "Fuck." "All right." "Janet, you got a lot of heart hooking up with a cop." "Because it takes a strong person, and I see like a lot of cops' wives in here, they're all nodding their heads." "You gotta take care of her, bro." "'Cause I'm her big brother now." "And every cop in here, we're all her family now, too." "(GUESTS APPLAUDING)" "I'm going to cry, baby, shut up." "And Janet, we're all hoping that you can make a man out of Brian, because we've all given up." "(LAUGHTER)" "So here we go." "To Brian and Janet." "Cheers!" "(GUEST APPLAUDING)" "ZAVALA:" "Can I ask you something?" "Why the fuck did you get married in your dress blues?" "If you worked at Best Buy, would you wear that fucking stupid polo shirt?" "SARGE:" "I like that polo shirt." "I'm representing, man." "You know I love you, man?" "SARGE:" "Oh, Jesus." "OROZCO:" "Here they go again." "ZAVALA:" "I love you, too, bro." "I would lay down my life for you, dude." "OROZCO: "I love you, man."" "ZAVALA:" "I would take a fucking bullet for you." "(MOCKINGLY) "I love you, man."" "SARGE:" "Get married to each other because..." "All right, shut up." "Everybody take a shot." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "(ALL SPEAKING SPANISH)" "MAN:" "Cheers!" "Ah!" "MY boy Garcia?" "He's a fucking beast, man." "Right?" "I've seen this motherfucker knock an asshole out with one punch." "Yoked assholes, man." "Yoked assholes from the joint when they had weight piles." "You know what I'm talking about?" "You don't know what I'm talking about, you're fucking 12 years old." "Cops like him..." "Like soldiers." "He took a bullet for me." "My bullet, man." "He took my bullet." "He took my bullet." "That's what he was." "That's what he was to me." "It should have been me." "'Cause he was a good guy." "I was shit." "Fuck it, man." "GABBY:" "Give me a kiss." "You'll learn this." "You'll learn." "Marriage is really basic." "Right?" "There's just, like, a couple guidelines." "One, you gotta give it up all the time." "All the time." "You love that." "I don't hate that idea." "ZAVALA:" "It's not a bad thing." "It's not a bad idea." "No, seriously, girls throw it at cops." "Throw what exactly?" "GABBY:" "Their pussy." "Girls throw it." "So you can't give him an excuse, girlfriend." "You cannot give him an excuse." "I've actually seen that before." "It's called assault on a peace officer." "I'll give you another one." "You ready?" "JANET:" "Hell, yeah." "Be a freak." "Try new things." "Part two." "Baby..." "Like, you know, the gooch." "The what?" "No, no, no, no." "The gooch?" "Texas twister." "No, that's something that's made up." "The Internet made that up." "You want to know what Mike likes?" "No!" "(PROTESTING NONSENSICALLY)" "Babe!" "No!" "Babe, I love you so much." "The western, you know?" "Open to explore, right?" "TAYLOR:" "Gabby!" "It's our wedding!" "Cup him." "Suck him." "This is way too much." "Cup him and suck him." "You're cut off." "You just rub it a bit and then..." "TAYLOR:" "What the fuck?" "Gabby!" "Venture off a little bit more." "No, no, no!" "TAYLOR:" "Venture off?" "They swear they don't like it, but..." "Shit." "Dude, really?" "(CLICKING TONGUE)" "I'm happy, man." "I'm happy, bro." "Janet's dope, dude." "You're my brother and everything, dude, but you're a piece of shit." "Does she know that?" "Yeah, she knows who I am." "I mean, you can't get into something with somebody without..." "She knows who I am." "Yeah." "I know who you are." "You're a piece of shit." "If you break her heart, I'm gonna fuck you up." "Good to know." "If anything happened to you, I would take care of your kids." "If you had any." "And I would take care of her." "I would take care of Janet." "DISPATCH: 13-80-41, vicious animal, Trinity and Jefferson." "Large pit bull running up and down on location..." "What's in the stack?" "Anything good?" "Let's see here." "Business dispute." "Request police mediation." "One neighbor threw a cup of water on the other neighbor's window." "Yeah, we're not buying that." "3-90 male." "Intoxicated person outside a liquor store." "Get the fuck out of here." "There's a drunk man outside the liquor store?" "Welfare check." "Woman requests PD contact her elderly mother." "Yeah, buy that one." "You serious?" "Yeah, if we buy a couple of these, maybe they'll send us a Code 3 call." "All right." "Cool." "I'll hit her up for the next hotshots." ""On this episode, we're rolling to a call."" ""A woman called the station to check on her elderly mother."" ""So we're gonna go."" "Yeah, these are the calls most agencies deal with, you know?" "Not every call's a foot pursuit or a car chase." "Some guys at other agencies have never even drawn their weapon or been in a gunfight." "Yeah, but here, that's just half your shift." "In the south end, we'll get involved in more capers in one deployment period than most cops see their entire career." "Hell, yeah." "Mrs. Williams!" "Mrs. Williams!" "Police officers!" "Go around the back, check it out." "All right." "Here we go." "TAYLOR:" "I'm gonna wait for my partner." "He's gonna check the back to see if she's around the back over there." "Oftentimes, a lot of these people, they're very old people." "They can't hear us." "You know, they can't hear the..." "Hearing aids, you know." "So..." "ZAVALA:" "Nothing." "All right, so the owner of this house is actually the daughter of the woman who lives in it." "She gave us permission for the welfare check, so we're gonna..." "We're gonna boot the door." "Officer Zavala specializes in booting doors." "I kick doors down." "There you go." "I kick doors down." "Say it in English now, bro." "I kick doors down." "Wait, did you check if it was unlocked?" "Ladies and gentlemen, always a good idea to make sure a door is locked before you boot it." "Are you gonna cut that out?" "Yeah, sorry." "It was always locked." "Clearly my partner always knew that." "Oh, man." "You know what's gonna happen, right?" "What?" "She's gonna roll through, come from church or the store or whatever." "And then she's gonna see property damage and what's gonna happen?" "What's gonna happen?" "We're gonna be the bad guys." "(GRUNTS)" "Oh, shit!" "We got a dead body, man." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "What have we got?" "Squatters?" "Yeah, eses have been kicking it back here for sure." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "LAPD." "ZAVALA:" "Let's roll through." "You good?" "Clear." "That is wrong." "Dude, I said it was clear." "All right." "I'm just filming it, man." "I found her, dude." "ZAVALA:" "What's up?" "(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)" "13 X-ray 13." "I'm gonna need a supervisor and two additional units at our location." "An RA for an elderly female, approximately 70 years old." "Not conscious, not breathing." "DISPATCH: 13 X 13's requesting two additional units and a supervisor." "5-1-7-1 Maple." "Incident 1-4-6-7, RA 13-51." "TAYLOR:" "What is she, grandma praying to the dope gods or some shit?" "Dude, that's not fucking grandma." "(TAPPING JARS)" "Don't fucking play on them." "No, look." "Hollow." "Somebody's opened it before, dude." "That's what that means." "Pick that shit up." "You can't pull it out yourself?" "Dude, just fucking pull it out, bro." "Party time." "Yo, Z. Z." "No, wait, wait, wait." "(WHISPERING) What?" "(WHISPERING) Do you see that pot?" "Yeah." "That shit's still steaming." "Oh, shit." "I'm going in." "Ready?" "Go ahead." "Brian, Brian." "Ugh!" "What is that?" "Dude, is that a body?" "Yeah, there's bodies in there, dude." "Thanks for the fucking update." "(GAGGING)" "Fuck, man." "Is it clear, dude?" "(FLIES BUZZING)" "(GAGGING) Clear." "What does it say, dude?" "What's that shit say?" ""Keep bringing them." "Ha ha ha."" "(TAYLOR CONTINUES GAGGING)" "Fuck!" "Come on." "Get your shit together, dude." "Pull your shit together, man." "(SIGHS) (TAYLOR RETCHING)" "Fuck out of here." "Let's get out of here." "Fuck." "Sick motherfuckers, man." "Who would do shit like that?" "What is that shit, dude?" "I don't fucking know, dude." "I've never seen that kind of shit." "You have those fucking..." "Do you have hand sanitizer, bro?" "No, I don't." "I'm Serene Branson, on the scene in south Los Angeles at one of the largest narcotics seizures this year." "In addition to the drugs, officials are telling us there was a very gruesome discovery." "An unknown number of bodies showing evidence of torture." "A police official familiar with the investigation denied rumors Mexican drug cartels are responsible for the murders." "(PEOPLE SPEAKING SPANISH)" "DISPATCH:" "Newton units, information only on a 3-90 man in a vehicle..." "Gabby wants to know if you and Janet want to roll to the Dodgers game with us tonight." "Dude, we're going to Santa Barbara." "All right, fuck you then, dude," "I'll sell that shit online or something." "(CHUCKLING)" "Oh, here's Tre right here." "What's up, Tre?" "What's up, back?" "TAYLOR:" "What you doing?" "I'm doing what I do, you know what I'm saying?" "Same shit, different day." "Ain't shit changed." "What's up with y'all?" "Just slow motion." "And that little incident you and I had?" "You kept it G." "You didn't snitch on me." "And I respect that." "So check this out, my people just got out of Folsom Prison." "From up north." "Oh, yeah?" "Word is you got a hit on y'all, man." "Y'all been greenlit." "Come on, man." "We're cops, everybody wants to kill us, Tre." "Hey, I'm just telling you what they're saying, man." "No, you know what, we appreciate the info, man, but this don't mean you get a pass if we catch you slipping." "I ain't looking for no fucking pass." "I do what I do, you know what I'm saying?" "ZAVALA:" "I had to say it, though, you know how it is." "All right, what you doing this weekend, Tre?" "You like the Dodgers?" "You gonna slide a nigga some tickets or something?" "Hey, man..." "You like the Dodgers?" "Have a good weekend." "MR. TRE:" "Slide me some tickets." "Shut the fuck up!" "(CHUCKLING)" "Dude, did you fuck with my..." "Come on, man, did you fuck with my shit?" "I don't fuck with your shit." "Damn it, Mike, come on, man." "Don't be a little bitch about it, dude." "I didn't fuck with your shit, dude." "You fucked with my shit." "It was in totally different order." "Why do you have an investigation report on here, dude?" "I don't have an investigation report on there." "It's your handwriting." "Don't be an idiot." "All this is fucked up." "Did you drop it or something?" "Dude, there's three types of pages." "Man!" "It's all out of order, man." "It's all fucking out of order." "No, it's a pain in the ass." "I'm sorry, partner." "Wait until they hit a small street." "At a stop sign, you fucking tap the bumper, we're gonna get out and blast." "LA LA:" "Fuck, no." "BIG EVIL:" "What do you mean, no?" "We should get 'em when they go to lunch at that Chinese place." "That Chinese place is crawling with cops." "We gotta get these fuckers when they're alone." "We can fucking follow their asses home and hit 'em there." "Mira, homegirl, white boy's in fucking Simi Valley, the other fucking fool's in San Gabriel." "We gotta get these fuckers at the same time!" "E, this is one time, homie." "Not a bunch of fucking niggas." "Motherfucker!" "This fucker is straight from the SHU, homeboy!" "You stop fucking around." "You got in the car." "You want to fucking hang with the fucking carnales, now you fucking pay the fucking price of fucking admission, homeboy." "I'll fucking kill this fucking bitch, all right?" "You shut the fuck up." "Come on, E. BIG EVIL:" "You get that shit out of my face." "I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker." "Don't you fucking disrespect." "Don't worry." "I got this shit." "Fuck, man." "TAYLOR:" "I don't know where the fucking rubber band is either, dude." "ZAVALA:" "Don't blame me for the rubber band." "You just took the rubber band off." "If you hadn't fucking put everything out of order, then the rubber band wouldn't be out and the..." "Look, it's the butterfly effect, okay?" "Do you know what the butterfly effect is?" "Nope." "It's the butterfly effect." "Look it up." "Just 'cause you say it twice doesn't mean that I get it the second time." "Look it up, dude." "This is fucking stupid." "Those motherfuckers got bulletproof vests." "We need to hit them with some AKs and shit." "Don't fucking rank out." "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "When the fuck have I ever backed out from shit, huh?" "Get that fucking camera out of my face!" "I'm saying, we just can't fuck this shit up." "I don't give a fuck, man." "You know me." "I'll do the motherfucking time." "I just don't want the big homies fucking whacking me." "Fucking whacking me for fucking up." "We need a fucking plan." "And you fucking know it, homie." "Think about it." "That's all I'm saying." "Okay, head back." "(SIGHS IN RELIEF)" "I'll get some fucking big guns from the Border Brothers." "(QUIETLY) Never fall asleep in a room full of cops." "(SNIGGERING) What..." "Zavala, that shit ain't even fucking funny!" "Just 'cause you won the fucking award doesn't give you license to be a fucking asshole!" "TAYLOR:" "You got shit on your face, man." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What is this?" "What are we, in the third fucking grade?" "Keep it up, it's gonna earn you a risk management case." "Give me this fucking camera." "ZAVALA:" "He had something..." "SARGE:" "I'm serious, man." "This department built you up, they will fucking tear you down." "You know it's fucking funny." "Laugh, you fucking idiot." "Who left their shaving cream on the table?" "How was Santa Barbara?" "Awesome." "Janet's pregnant." "What?" "Get out of here, bro." "Are you serious?" "Already?" "She's not even Mexican." "Yeah, she's going for the ultrasound tomorrow, but three of those piss stick things..." "Yeah, yeah, EPTs, yeah." "Positive, positive, positive." "Whoa!" "Dude." "Congrats, bro." "Congrats." "That's when we fucking graduate." "We fucking get the upgrade right now." "Not fucking gonna be little fucking paisas no fucking more." "Right?" "That's what we're gonna do." "DEMON:" "I'm with you." "Okay?" "They want to come into our fucking hood and fucking talk shit to us?" "You fucking do this shit right?" "It's our fucking hood." "They don't fucking disrespect us." "You guys want to fucking collect?" "You guys got to fucking put up." "This time we're gonna do it right." "Yeah, we're doing this." "BIG EVIL:" "Fucking guys have some fucking balls." "Hey, trip though, E, after we get these motherfuckers, you know, it's gonna be a little hot in the hood, though." "Right, La La?" "BIG EVIL:" "We're gonna get the fuck out of here after that." "I'm gonna fucking take you guys to fucking Vegas." "You guys fucking do this shit right, I'm gonna treat you right." "But if we don't fucking do this, we can never fucking come back, that's the fucking thing." "Wouldn't it be crazy if our kids were pushing a black and white together one day?" "Screw that." "I want my kid to have an honest job." "Like a politician." "(SCOFFS) (LAUGHS)" "(HORN HONKING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Whoa." "Oh, idiot." "Light 'em up." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "He's running." "13 X-ray 13, we're gonna be following a possible Code 37 vehicle northbound Hooper from 4-2 street." "Gray Toyota minivan." "License plate number 6-Queen-4-9-9-7-3." "Requesting backup, airship and a supervisor." "(DISPATCHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)" "Yeah, you're clear right, go, go, go, go-Fuck, yeah." "You got this motherfucker." "You got this motherfucker." "Come on, Z." "Come on, Z." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "ZAVALA:" "Jesus fucking Christ." "Fuck." "TAYLOR:" "Go, get the fuck out of the car." "Go, go, go!" "Mike, come on!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "DISPATCH:" "X 13, what's your location?" "TAYLOR: 13 X-ray 13, suspect running on foot." "Male, Hispanic, dark clothing." "(MACHINE GUN FIRING) Shit!" "Fuck!" "Fucking missed, stupid." "Fuck." "Go." "Go, go, go!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "ZAVALA:" "Fuck!" "Move!" "(EXCLAIMS)" "Tell her to get down, bro!" "(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Fuck." "Shit, dude, no dice, man." "We're fucking trapped." "Dude, call dispatch." "My fucking hand, man." "ZAVALA:" "What's up?" "What, you got hit?" "Did you get hit?" "TAYLOR:" "Shit." "Fucking call dispatch." "I got no signal!" "Fuck!" "(WOMAN SOBBING)" "Fuck, I don't... (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Fuckers." "(WOMAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH) Shut up!" "(WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH)" "ZAVALA:" "This is 13 X-ray 13..." "Come through the fucking door." "Come on." "Officers need help!" "(ALL SPEAKING SPANISH)" "We're barricaded in an apartment building." "(BABY WAILING)" "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "Shit!" "What?" "Tell that bitch to shut the fuck up!" "(BABY CONTINUES WAILING)" "(BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH)" "TAYLOR:" "Tell her to be quiet, Z!" "25022 Hooper Place, apartment C." "BIG EVIL:" "Those motherfuckers are in there." "We're all good, we're all good, bro!" "They're sending the cavalry, they're sending the whole fucking world." "(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "(YELLS) Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "BIG EVIL:" "Reload." "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Partner?" "Dude." "Partner!" "Bro, you all good?" "(COUGHS) Yeah." "Wasn't Big Evil in the army?" "Yeah." "We can't hold them off." "We gotta lay down a base of fire and pivot." "What the fuck does that mean, dude?" "We're shooting our way out of here, bro." "Can these fools get out?" "DEMON:" "Yeah, we got these motherfuckers, homie." "Dudes ain't going nowhere." "Z, look at me." "All right?" "Look at me." "Okay, okay." "On three, dude, you're gonna empty your mag and run." "Okay, okay." "You ready?" "One." "Two." "Three!" "(SCREAMING)" "Go!" "Move!" "Move!" "Move!" "To the door, Z, to the door!" "Move, Z!" "Go!" "Go!" "Move, man, move, move, move!" "(BOTH PANTING)" "Over the fence, man." "You see the fence?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Go, go, go!" "Z!" "Wall." "Go." "You got me?" "There's a wall." "I got you." "Ready?" "I'll hold it, bud." "Go, go, go!" "(SCREAMS)" "They're everywhere." "Z!" "Z!" "Move, move!" "Take the left." "(DOGS BARKING)" "I think we killed that guy." "Good." "(CHUCKLES)" "(BARKING)" "ZAVALA:" "Just the dogs." "Where's the fucking cavalry, man?" "I don't know!" "TAYLOR:" "Partner?" "What?" "This sucks." "Is that us?" "Is that PD?" "Slow, slow, slow." "(MACHINE GUN FIRING) Z!" "Gun!" "Hit them!" "(TIRE SCREECHING)" "MAN:" "Curbside Gang, putos!" "(GASPS)" "(GRUNTS)" "I lit that asshole up, man!" "Brian!" "(GASPING)" "Bro." "Dude." "Is it bad?" "Fuck." "Wait, wait." "Let me see." "Let me see." "(COUGHS) Fuck, dude." "It's bad." "It's bad." "You know what?" "But I've seen guys way worse make it." "(GROANING)" "Dude, what are you fucking doing?" "Don't fucking do that to me!" "Stay right there!" "Stay the fuck down!" "Stay down, I need to put pressure on your wound." "(WHEEZING BREATHS)" "Where the fuck is everybody?" "(DOGS BARKING)" "TAYLOR:" "I don't want to die here, dude." "You're not gonna die here." "You're not gonna die." "God loves cops." "(WHIMPERING)" "I fucked up, dude." "I fucked up." "Don't tell Janet I fucked up." "(COUGHING)" "(SOBBING) I'm gonna stay right here, bro." "I'm gonna stay right here, okay?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Do it, dude." "It's okay." "It's okay to do it right now, bro." "I fucking love you, bro." "(COUGHING)" "(GASPING)" "Officer down!" "I need some fucking help!" "I need some fucking help!" "Please don't go right now." "(SOBBING) I'm begging you, bro, don't fucking go right now." "Don't go right now." "What the fuck?" "(SOFT CLINK)" "Checkmate, puto." "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Rest in piss, bitch." "(SPITS)" "WICKED:" "We got you, motherfuckers." "LA LA:" "Happy fucking ending, homies." "WICKED:" "Hell, yeah." "Celebration time." "LA LA:" "Look at the streets of LA." "(SIRENS WAILING)" "Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "WICKED:" "Shit." "Fuck, man." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "LAPD!" "Drop the guns!" "Drop 'em!" "LA LA:" "Curbside Gang, putos!" "Fuck you!" "SARGE:" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Shots fired." "Shots fired." "Newton units be advised, shots fired." "X 76, shots fired, shots fired." "Go ahead and show a Code 4, suspects are in custody." "(WHISTLES) Damn." "I'm gonna need an RA for two male" "Hispanics, two female Hispanics suffering from multiple gunshot wounds." "I'm also gonna need additional supervisors and units to my location." "DISPATCH:" "X 76 is requesting additional units and supervisors to the north-south alley east of Broadway, north of 4-1." "SARGE:" "Where the fuck is Taylor and Zavala?" "OFFICER ON RADIO:" "Is there a Code 4 at X 13's location?" "13 L 10, the original help call was for X 13." "Do we have a Code 4 on X 13?" "(SIRENS WAILING) 13 L 10, do we have all my people accounted for?" "DISPATCH:" "X 13, come in." "X 13, come in." "Air 11 over Newton, come in, we're unable to locate 13 X 13." "Their last location was..." "OROZCO:" "Shit." "Fuck." "...25022 Hooper Place." "Can you go by that location?" "God damn it!" "It's them." "Mike!" "Mike!" "Shit." "Shit." "Brian!" "Brian!" "Request an RA for two males approximately 28 years old." "Not conscious, not breathing." "Fucking A. DISPATCH: 13 X 2, we're roger on the RA." "(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "OFFICER:" "Uniformed personnel, atten-hut!" "(SOBS)" "I'll help you." "Shit." "Uh... (SHAKILY) He was my brother." "(BREATHING DEEPLY)" "Yo, if your kid was a girl, would you let her be a cop?" "Bro, would I want my daughter packing a burner so she could protect herself from the assholes of the world?" "Hell, yeah." "I want to have a daughter, man." "That would be so cool." "Just don't let her date cops." "She's not dating anyone." "Okay." "Ever." "(LAUGHS) All right." "Did I ever tell you about the first time I spent the night with Gabby?" "I don't want to hear that, dude." "Dude, I got a hella big family, right?" "See?" "Fuck, dude, I don't want to hear that. (LAUGHING)" "I got a hella big family, bro." "Someone's always at my house, right?" "But one time, Gabby's parents bounced to Ensenada and her brother crashed at his girlfriend's." "So I spent the night at her house." "Hmm!" "And this was gonna be the night, dude." "Hmm." "It was gonna be the night, do you know what I'm saying?" "No, what are you talking about?" "Well, I'll tell you what I'm talking about." "Okay, cool." "So we're in her parents' bed, right?" "Yeah." "And it's on." "It's about to go down." "I'm taking off her ohones, I'm..." "Chones?" "What are..." "Her skivvies, dawg, come on, bro." "Oh, right." "And I'm like finally, right?" "Fucking finally!" "But then we hear this noise." "Dude, someone's in the pad." "So I hide underneath the bed." "And then I hear people coming up." "And it's her parents." "(BLOWS RASPBERRY)" "This is the second floor, bro." "What?" "I got nowhere to go." "Homegirl's trying to distract them, but it ain't happening, right?" "And the footsteps grow louder." "Louder and louder." "Then the door opens..." "Oh, my God, bro, I'm naked underneath the bed. (SNIGGERING)" "And then all I can see is little footsteps." "I see his hairy feet and I see her nails all painted, and they're right there yapping, they're doing their thing." "And they crash." "And this is the part that I never told Gabby." "I hear a little smoochie smooch, and I hear some shit, and I'm like praying, "Please, no."" "And they did it, bro." "What?" "They got down, dude!" "What!" "I'm talking Gabby's parents fucking, dude!" "All right, I got it." "No!" "That shit was so traumatic, man." "(IN MEXICAN ACCENT) You must have been a little uncomfortable around her folks after that." "Yeah, bro, 'cause her father is a freak." "(LAUGHING) Dude, I guess when you've been married that long, you gotta mix it up a little bit." "I tried rolling like that with Gabby and she was like," ""Hell, no, you're not touching me there."" "(BOTH LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY) it makes me fucking uncomfortable, man." "I know, I know, you know why?" "'Cause you're a freak, too." "Don't go there, bro, just don't go there." "(BOTH LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)" "I fucking can't breathe." "Holy shit." "(RADIO BEEPS)" "DISPATCH:" "Any Newton unit... (COUGHING)" "(BOTH SIGHING)" "Let's go fight crime or something." "TAYLOR:" "Okay." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN RELIEF)" "ZAVALA: (LAUGHING) Phew!"

"[ Elevator bell dings ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "So, as you can see by my projections here," "The Kanack hybrid engine." "Would reduce the consumption of jet fuel by up to 66%," "Thus allowing the airlines to reduce their fares." "[ Chuckles ] or not." "[ Chuckling ]" "Oren." "Oren, hey, I heard you got let go." "Where is he?" "Who?" "The key is, once the aircraft reaches cruising altitude," "The Kanack hybrid jet engine switches to fully hybrid mode." "James Kanack... where is he?" "Conference room." "That's nearly 80% of every single flight." "[ Pounding on glass ]" "Thief!" "That's my work!" "Don't listen to him!" "He's a liar and a thief!" "That's my work!" "That's my engine!" "Hey!" "We... we must apologize." "That..." "That was a former assistant we recently had to let go." "Don't listen to him!" "He's a thief!" "Liar!" "His mental instability was compromising." "Mr. Kanack's research." "That's my work!" "That's my work!" "It's sad, really. [ sighs ]" "So, do you have any more questions for me, or, uh..." "Can we get down to business?" "I think we've heard enough." "We would like to purchase the hybrid jet engines Kanack hybrid jet engines." "The Kanack hybrid jet engines at the price we discussed." "Terrific." "My head of legal, Mr. Bryden, here will draw up the paperwork." "We can have a contract ready to be signed in..." "Two weeks." "Two weeks." "Gentlemen, it was a pleasure making history with you." "Pleasure." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "James Kanack offered to fund my research." "If it worked, we'd share the credit." "Well, that's always a big risk." "Without him, I just have ideas on paper." "Money builds prototypes." "So, now he's trying to cut you out." "He published our results under his name." "And to make sure I couldn't fight him," "He ruined my reputation." "The suicide attempt." "I didn't." "I didn't try to take my own life." "After I got fired," "My psychiatrist prescribed antidepressants," "But I was on migraine medication at the time." "It's not a good mix." "That causes serotonin..." "Serotonin syndrome..." "confusion, hallucinations." "I ended up at the hospital." "But it was an accident." "Kanack altered medical files." "Mr. Ford, no one will hire me now." "I just want to work again." "And Kanack's lawyer convinced the judge." "That all my designs were trade secrets." "So making them inadmissible as evidence in court." "Yes, but I embedded digital watermarks." "On all my computer files." "If they had reached the bench," "The judge would have seen that they're mine." "Okay." "Well, so we'll get your files back," "And we'll destroy the guy." "That... that isn't..." "Okay." "Thank you." "5x03" " The First Contact Job " "Where's, uh..." "And..." "[ whistles ]" "Sent them on ahead." "This jobs pretty straightforward." "Sophie:" "James Kanack, owner of Kanack worldwide," "Inventor of the Kanack irrigation process," "The Kanack self-drying washing machine," "The Kanack lo-flo toilet." "What kind of guy names a toilet after himself?" "Someone who cares more about fame than respect," "That's for sure." "Okay, James Kanack studied engineering in college." "But quit when his father, who was a real genius," "Died and left him, younger James, $20 million," "At which point, James decided to hire some young geniuses." "And steal their work and lawyer them into the ground." "Over a toilet." "Well, he's setting his sights a bit higher now." "Braddock aeronautics is top-shelf." "Military aircraft contractors." "They used to stamp their logo on the engine cowls of our chopper," "And we'd have to file them off before we..." "Went fishing." "For fish." "Okay." "So, there's been no new deposits." "From braddock into his account." "Okay, braddock aeronautics is gonna be back in three days," "At which point, they're gonna pay Kanack." "Luckily for us, we're gonna have the research back in two hours." "Right, Hardison?" "Hardison?" "Less, I'd actually like to enjoy the rest of my Sunday." "He wants to get back to his online ork battle." "Is that so wrong?" "What you doing?" "The watermarked files are in the server room." "The server room is here." "We're taking the vents." "Mnh-mnh." "Mm-hmm." "Mnh-mnh." "It's too tight and too dusty." "Have you ever seen a dust mite?" "Dermatophagoides farinae..." "eight legs, fur, and mandibles." "Mandibles, woman." "I don't think so." "That's why I brought this." "Say hello to Marvin." "Okay?" "Now this allows me to ping any electronics with an I/o switch." "And flip its status within a 200-yard radius." "On is off, red is green, lock is unlocked." "Unlocked." "I get it." "But can it change the channel?" "Can Marvin change the channel?" "And can it?" "I do not know that." "I'm going in through the vents." "Bet I get there first." "No, I don't think that's a good idea." "Winner chooses our next date." "Ready, set, go!" "Wait!" "I-I wasn't ready!" "[ Beeping ]" "Oh, geez." "[ Beep, lock clicks ]" "[ Blows air ]" "[ Beep ]" "Real key?" "[ Beep ]" "Seriously?" "I win!" "I want to go bungee-jumping." "Already did that." "Not off a hot-air balloon." "I seriously need to win one of these bets." "Earth to Nate." "You can see me, right?" "Nate, security cams are a go." "Yes, Parker, I can see you." "[ Beep ]" "You got company coming." "We have to go now." "Almost done." "[ Lock turns ]" "Come on." "I'm trying." "Some of these files are huge." "Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Both panting ]" "See?" "Venare better." "It's not that bad." "You're totally surrounded by," "Like, a million of those dust-mite things." "And you can't even feel them, can you?" "Now I can." "Oh." "All over." "Okay!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Okay, okay." "It's... wait, it..." "Just let me get... wait." "Oh." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hold it." "You okay?" "Come on, babe." "Okay." "What are we looking at here?" "You're looking at files that have been scrubbed clean," "Something I will never be again." "Is that your second bottle?" "What if it is?" "Look, Kanack hunted out." "Every bit of code that the client put in there." "No digital watermarks." "We got nothing." "Okay, what about those other files... the big ones there?" "Thought they were something, too," "But it turns out they're just audio recordings of static..." "Hundreds of hours of it." "Hmm." "Play them." "[ Static ]" "Just sounds like one of your "mixes."" "I like it." "Play the next one." "[ Static ]" "Hardison, I said sea salt." "This is iodized salt." "Who got the military satellite intercept?" "You're not supposed to..." "It's a very distinctive static." "So, Kanack's listening to the military satellites?" "No, no, he got those signals by accident." "Can you show me the server room?" "He was listening for something else." "I don't know what..." "For someone else." "Shut the front door." "Sophie:" "He puts his name on every invention." "He wants fame more than anything else." "What's gonna make him the most famous scientist in the world?" "Proof that we're not alone." "He's listening to stars for proof of extraterrestrial life." "[ Gasps ] cool." "[ Inhales deeply ]" "Oh, Parker." "[ as E.T. ] Elliott." "I'll snap that off your han..." "What's our way in?" "Okay, well, since we can't prove." "That Kanack stole the research," "We have to appeal to his hunger for fame to get Metz's money." "It's the only way." "It's not about the money." "You want to send him a message from space." "Well, how does that get us money?" "By convincing him that he's only listened to half a message." "[ Chuckles ]" "Let's go steal a close encounter." "You know, fermi's paradox says." "That it's improbable for other life-forms to exist." "Yeah?" "Well, Drake's equation shows that orbiting around." "The hundred billion stars in our galaxy," "There's up to 10,000 planets with technological civilization." "You never know when you might have to fight an alien." "Okay." "Why here?" "What the hell's out here?" "Well, the higher we are, the stronger the sky clarity." "The atmospheric dilution and wind vector fluctuations..." "Oh." "Shut up, Hardison." "I don't..." "What did you put in here, man?" "It's like 200 pounds." "Hey, the equipment needs to be strong enough." "To bounce the signal off of something." "That makes it seem like it came from deep space." "Yeah, a satellite." "Yeah." "Not just any satellite." "The very first satellite." "I'm using the same thing they did for project Diana in 1946." "I'm using the moon." "Let me back it up." "[ clears throat ]" "The moon." "In the daylight." "It's daylight." "Really?" "Nothing?" "I get nothing?" "Seriously?" "Nothing?" "You know, just... just start walking." "I'll tell you where to go." "Start walking, go." "Go!" "The sun's up." "Okay, Hardison," "You made sure that the message seems realistic, right?" "You dare doubt me?" "Elliot, go left." "Why can't you just set it from here?" "The signal needs to bounce off the precise angle of the moon." "So that Kanack is the only person." "Who receives the message, okay?" "Every foot counts." "Now go left... more." "Who listens to aliens anyway?" "Uh, SETI." "They listen, they blog, they..." "Wait, wait." "Freeze, freeze!" "Freeze, freeze, freeze." "We done?" "Yeah, uh, almost." "Almost." "I'm gonna need you to skip five more steps left." "Cool, cool." "Uh..." "Two steps forward." "Right, right." "Two steps back." "Right, right." "Now hop." "Where's you... where you going?" "Oh, no. [ pounding on van ]" "Hey, man!" "Lucille's a classic!" "His server should get the signal any second now." "Why would anyone dedicate so much time listening to nothing?" "For the hope of what they might hear." "Funny." "Hmm?" "The irony of you taking on someone who listens." "I'm sorry, what?" "What?" "[ Beeping ]" "Yep!" "He got it." "A signal!" "[ Rhythmic beeping ]" "Bryden:" "What... what are you doing?" "Shh!" "[ Beeping continues ]" "Listen." "What?" "Shh!" "[ Rhythmic beeping ]" "Oh, my God." "What?" "What is it?" "This is definitely it." "Definitely what?" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Kip, just please!" "Shh!" "[ Beeping continues ]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "This is a message from deep space." "Okay." "How do you know that?" "Ever since I found out about the wow!" "Signal." "From back in 1977, I've had my radio telescopes." "Aimed at chi sagittarii star group." "Okay." "The zeroes and the ones here represent lower intensities." "The higher numbers represent." "Exponentially higher intensities." "This irregular frequency is not natural." "To anything emitted on earth." "W-w-what are you doing now?" "It's called "first contact" for a reason, kip." "'Cause the guy who makes second contact is nobody." "Damn it." "Somebody close to my antenna's got the signal, too." "Where is this guy?" "Bingo!" "Okay, kip..." "dismiss the employees." "I want security only here while I verify this." "And lock this guy down!" "Go!" "Do it!" "Okay, okay!" "Sophie:" "Parker, they're coming out." "Got it." "Take him quietly and grab all his computer equipment." "[ Engine turns over, tires screech ]" "Nate, we have liftoff." "Get it?" "'cause of the..." "Yes." "Yes, Parker, I get it." "Okay, Elliot, Hardison, Kanack is sending muscle to the location." "Make sure you beat him there." "Elliot:" "Yeah, we're on it." "Not gonna win any races in Lucille." "Oh, we will with this." "I'm programming Marvin for line-of-sight preemption." "It's what ambulances use." "To manipulate traffic lights in their favor." "[ Eerie electronic music plays ] [ laughing ] what the hell is that?" "Oh, that's chase music, baby." "Unh." "Mixed it myself." "Yeah." "♪ Two good old boys ♪" "♪ Behind the wheel ♪" "♪ Chasing down bad guys in Lucille ♪" "♪ Two good old boys ♪ feel it." "♪ Behind the wheel ♪" "♪ Chasing down bad guys in Lucille ♪" "♪ Two good old boys ♪" "♪ Behind the wheel ♪" "♪ Chasing down bad guys in Lucille ♪" "Hey!" "♪ Two good old boys ♪" "♪ Behind the wheel ♪" "♪ Chasing down bad guys in Lucille ♪" "Hey!" "Hey!" "[ S.U.V. Doors close ]" "[ Engine turns over ]" "Nate, they got him." "Okay, follow them back and get Parker." "Thanks." "I apologize for the hood." "It was just a safety precaution," "Since you and I are the only two who received the message." "Hey, man, they're coming for us, all right?" "They want to breed with us." "They want to have superbabies." "Lenny was right." "Okay." "Kanack is biting." "Now let's get him to make." "The most expensive long-distance call in history." "Elliot, I am just loving the choices you're making." "With this character." "I like the bit with, but... we have to get Kanack to believe, that the message Hardison sent's authentic." "Seriously?" "What?" "What?" "Listen, I'm just getting some pract..." "If I'm gonna run a theater and direct," "I've got to focus on character development." "Elliot:" "Oh, I was passed out in my sleeping bag." "About 80 Miles outside of Eli, Nevada," "And me and my buddy Lenny I was telling you about," "We started hearing twisted metal." "And seeing green auras and smelling burning rubber..." "Look, look, okay, all I care about is the signal that we received." "Do you think that you can decipher it, mister...?" "Riker." "Mr. Ri..." "Well, Willie riker's my full name, man." "Yeah, if you got the equipment..." "One time in flagstaff, man, I was just leaning back... hey, hey, hey!" "Okay, let's focus here, Willie, okay?" "The two of us are after the same thing," "So let's pool our resources and work together as a team." "I'll let you use all of my state-of-the-art equipment here," "And once you collect enough data to decipher the signal," "The two of us can make the announcement." "To the world together." "There's enough sensitivity on that receiver." "To detect an arecibo-sized transmitter." "From 1,000 light-years away." "Do we have a deal or not?" "Oh, yeah." "Can I get an orange soda?" "Yeah, yeah, you can get an orange soda." "Uh-huh." "All right." "Don't let him leave." "Okay, Parker, Hardison, you're up." "Hardison:" "We're on our way." "Parker: [ sighs ] cave-jumping?" "World's deepest caves are in potosi, Mexico." "You're really not listening to me." " About this whole jumping thing, are you." " Yes, I am." "You're unhappy with the jumps we've been doing." "Thank you." "I'm going higher so they can be better." "No." "James "Ka-nack."" "It's "Kanack."" "What's up?" "This is special agent fix." "I'm special agent kelsey." "Agents." "What's this about?" "We've been receiving semi-congruent signals." "From two federal satellites based out of Western Wyoming." "Hardison:" "Our records show that you own three radio telescopes." "With multi-function phased-array radars." "We just want to make sure you haven't been receiving." "Any signals that might be a breach of national security." "Mm-hmm." "And what government agency did you say you were from, exactly?" "We didn't." "Yeah." "This is my head of legal..." "Mr. Bryden." "Mr. Bryden, these two need a warrant." "If they want to look at my data, don't they?" "They do, sir." "Yeah, so why don't you get the hell off my property." "Right now before I have security escort you off?" "Very well." "I guess we'll see you in a couple days with a warrant." "Toodles." "Why pick a fight with the government?" "I'm sure they know about Willie riker." "Alfred Russell Wallace." "Alfred Wallace created the theory of evolution." "Years before Charles Darwin," "But it's Darwin's theory of evolution." "Nicola tesla invented alternating current," "But all the power companies are named after Thomas Edison." "So why are Darwin and Edison famous." "And tesla and Wallace footnotes?" "Because history is written by the winners." "You get your name on it first, you get it out there the most," "Then 20 years later, you invented it." "This is mankind's first contact with an alien civilization." "James Kanack is the name that everyone's gonna remember." "Willie riker won't even rate the footnote." "[ Sighs ]" "Okay, Elliot, time for the next step." "Use the clean file that Hardison sent." "Hey, anything new?" "Oh, yeah." "I cleaned up all the audio with a band-pass filter," "Then I scrubbed all the interference." "And as you can see, message pretty clean now." "But you're gonna have to get somebody else in here to decipher it." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I thought you could do this?" "No." "I'm a signals guy." "You need a code breaker." "Are you kidding me?" "Well, do you know anyone?" "Oh, yeah." "I got the girl for you." "She's a Professor I met on the web." "She's a cryptanalysist up at archfield university." "Her name's Dr. Pearl O'Neal." "She can come in." " You want meto get her in here?" " Yeah, I want you to get her in." "Get her in here!" "Knucklehead." "[ Scoffs ] so damn rude about it." "Doctor's credentials check out." "A PHD from Cambridge, second from Brown University." "But I think we need a little bit more time just to..." "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!" "[ Sighs ] well?" "It's a basic attempt at communication," "But what's interesting are the peaks of the whistles." "There's a pattern." "Three peaks, four peaks, and so on." "It's every other number of the first 20 digits of pi." "What does that mean?" "It's a mathematical sequence." "Whoever sent you this message." "Wants you to send the missing numbers back." "If I may be so..." "Who sent it to you?" "It's a colleague of mine from Paris." "It's nothing, really." "Just a little game that we scientists play," "Try to stump each other." "Thank you very much for your time, Professor." "Oh." " Yeah, and here you go." " Oh." "No, I mustn't." "No, I shouldn't." "Well, consider it a consulting fee, and, uh..." "As my consultant," "I'm sure you understand the need for absolute discretion, yes?" "Oh, yes." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You were right." "Your Professor cracked the code." "Okay, send the following numbers back to them." "Send?" "It's a message." "[ Stammers ] there's no sending." "You got to have something you can send it with." "What are you talking about?" "!" "What about my parabolic satellite antenna?" "No, it's not gonna work." "Why not?" "The higher you go, the stronger the sky clarity." "You got atmospheric dilution." "You've got wind vector fluctuations..." "I taught him that." "Okay." "Just tell me... what do I need?" "Just tell me what..." "You need something beyond, man." "You need something that maintains orbital position." "You need a geostationary satellite." "You got one of those?" "I don't have one." "Get one of those..." "geostationary satellite." "Mr. Kanack, sir, if I may, launching even a small satellite." "Into orbit is exorbitantly expensive." "We can't..." "I'm not asking you, Kip." "It's not gonna work." "I'm telling you." "Get me a satellite dealer in an hour or you're fired." "Do it!" "Okay." "You're gonna get fired, man." "Excuse me." "And shut up!" "Okay." "There's only one place in Portland area." "That has what Kanack needs..." "annandale communications." "What do we know about their broker?" "[ Keys clacking, beep ]" "Roger Bosley is the V.P. Of sales and accounts." "In their satellite department." "He's got a wife and two kids." "He gives the occasional lecture at Portland state." "He's allergic to shellfish." "Okay, that's enough." "[ Cellphone ringing ]" "Hey." "It's Kanack for bosley." "[ Ringing continues ]" "[ Clears throat ] Roger Bosley's office." "This is James Kanack." "I'd like to meet with Mr. Bosley as soon as possible." "I'm so sorry." "Mr. Bosley's out of the office for the next..." "Week." "Do you know when he'll be back?" "Mm, I'm so sorry Mr. Karmak, but that is personal business." "It's Kanack," "And I might stress the urgency of my meeting with him." "His last two mortgage payments have defaulted." "I'm just trying to help him save his house." "My apologies, but you cannot contact Mr. Bosley tonight." "Will tomorrow morning do?" "Sure." "Will it?" "Nate:" "Hey, thanks a lot." "You know, this place is like a maze... east tower, west tower." "Somebody ought to mark these buildings differently." "You know, it's just so..." "I get lost, and it's crazy." "Oh, and... and tell that boss of yours that I don't launch." "Private GPS sputniks for less than 150." "That's firm!" "Excuse me." "Mr. Roger bosley." "Yeah, um... no, of course they're gonna go for it." "They don't come back in two hours, I'll eat the commission myself." "Excuse me." "You are Mr. Roger bosley?" "Yeah, that's me." "Yeah. [ chuckles ]" "Bev told you I was here, right?" "No." "Listen, it's very important that we talk to you right now." "Hey, good job earlier." "Thanks." "I'm sure it is." "You know, this is what happens when you hire family." "You know what I'm talking about?" "All right." "How can I help you gentlemen?" "I'm James Kanack." "This is my lawyer kip bryden." "And we are very interested in purchasing." "And launching into orbit one of your satellites." "As soon as possible." "As soon as possible." "Can you narrow that down a bit?" "Well, how about yesterday?" "Yesterday. [ laughs ] man, well..." "Mister, uh... mister..." "hold on a second." "[ Beep ] no, no." "Mr. Kojack..." "Kanack." "They didn't hire me at annandale communications because," "You know, I gave free bagels at my open houses." "You know what I mean?" "No, they brought me here because I was" "South beach realtor of the year eight years straight." "I don't know what that means." "Geostationary orbit in South beach." "It's all real estate." "What?" "I have money." "Well, I'm very happy for you, but I'm not in the business." "Of tossing up some microwave oven up into space." "So you can name it after your girlfriend." "Okay, now, owning one of our satellites." "Is a $32 million investment." "You got your equipment, you got your licensing," "You got your launch, you know, a spot on the orbital ring." "A deal like that is two years, minimum." "There is no "as soon as possible."" "It doesn't work that way." "Sorry I couldn't help you." "Come on." "There's got to be something we can do." "I'll pay anything." "[ Sighs ]" "It, um..." "Anything?" "It would have to be under the table." "Yeah." "Of course." "Okay." "My boss has a satellite." "It's his own private satellite, okay?" "He cannot find out." "No, not at all." "I understand." "Now, what I could probably muster up is, uh," "Some piggyback time on the cockatoo..." "Say 500 hours." "And what's the price?" "Shh." "$1 million into my Antigua offshore account, okay?" "I'll give you the routing information." "I happen to have it written down right here." "Keep it just..." "Excuse me." "Make the transfer, kip." "[ Sighs ]" "We're doing this." "All right." "Got our satellite." "These are the instructions on how to operate it." "Start sending the following sequence of numbers..." "Every other number in pie, okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "You listening?" "You get it?" "Yeah." "All right." "Just send it over and over and over and over again." "Good." "All right." "Here we go." "Okay, didn't get your watermarked files back," "But I'm sure you will see that you have been." "Well-compensated by your former employer." "[ Sighs ]" "That's a lot of money." "Yeah." "I-I'm sorry." "What?" "Okay." "It's not about the money." "Never was about the money." "No." "You want your reputation back." "Appreciate the help." "Thanks for trying." "He knows there's no return policy, right?" "I mean, he's pretty much supposed to just keep the big pile of money." "Here." "I'll take the check and plant it in his wallet." "Whoa, hey." "Easy, shorty." "I'll just transfer it directly into his account." "Stop." "You knew?" "I listened." "Okay." "We need to fix this." "We need to give our client back his reputation." "How do we do that?" "By making Kanack insane." "And he's back." "The arkham ascent?" "Hardison, send him another signal." "He thinks he made first contact?" "We're gonna send him a message he never forgets." "What is it?" "We got another one, man." "They called back." "Is this place safe?" "'Cause my buddy Lenny I was telling you about was in one of the same..." "Shut up about Lenny, okay?" "!" "I need this clarified right now." "Listen, big man..." "Lenny was taken!" "All right?" "You're not careful, the same thing is gonna happen to you." "What are you talking about?" "You think they're happy just passing notes." "Back and forth like little girls?" "Yeah, you found them." "That means they found you." "Federal agents are back." "Stall them." "And you... get back to work." "All right, but..." "Put your hands on me, I'll break your frigging clavicle." "So, go... the arkham ascent." "The arkham ascent is really just the haunted house." "Without the chains." "Yeah. [ cellphone ringing ]" "[ Beep ]" "Hello, Mr. Kanack." "Yes." "Yes, of course." "I'll be there right away." "[ Beep ]" "Ah." "Somebody got our message." "All right, well, now it's time." "To tighten the buckles on the straightjacket." "Know the difference between us and them?" "We make this look good." "Mm-hmm." "Incoming." "Hey!" "I thought I told you guys..." "No warrant, no entry." "Wh..." "Oh, you have a warrant now?" "Mr. Kanack!" "Oh, sorry." "Is it a bad time?" "Because... no, no, no." "It's not a bad time at all, Professor O'Neal." "It's fine." "Your search... make it fast." "Thank you for your cooperation." "Yeah." "Right this way, Professor O'Neal." "Ooh." "Fire." "I do like fire." "You see." "You listen, yet you don't hear." "Here it is." "Okay." "Work together, work fast, and I'll make it worth your while." "Yeah?" "[ Rhythmic beeping ]" "Look, braddock aeronautics is close enough to taste." "We're bringing federal agents and nutcases into our house..." "You're gonna crash the deal." "Will you shut up about the stupid deal, already?" "Okay, these two nutcases are about to hand me." "The biggest discovery in human history," "And you can't even see it." "Thank you." "Einstein, Darwin..." "they're gonna be the footnotes." "They're gonna name cities after me." "[ Tapping ]" "Yeah." "Just let me worry about the deal, okay?" "Okay." "Don't worry about it." "What, what, what, what?" "Well... [ sighs ]" "We used the same pi sequence to decode the message," "But this time..." "look." "[ chuckles ]" "What?" "Each number..." "Represents a different character in the Mayan alphabet." "Oh." "She gets it, man." "She really gets it." "Oh, I do." "I do." "Well, okay." "But what does it mean?" "Get what?" "Well, well, roughly," "Because it's not an exact science, but... [ sighs ] all right." ""He who comprehends these words." "Is worthy of our presence."" "Oh!" "I just... if I just had a bit more time." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "You've..." "Done plenty." "Great." "Thank you so much." "I'm gonna double your last payment." "Wow." "Great." "Thank you." "I'm the one that put the numbers up." "Hey, burn that on a cd." "Burn it on a cd... quick!" "Get me new world science magazine," "Journal of astronomy, all the major publications." "Tell them I have a huge announcement to make here tomorrow morning." "That's when braddock aeronautics is coming." "Yeah, well, they can wait, okay?" "I'm this close to making history." "Oh, and call Riley." "The Professor doesn't leave." "I want everybody on ice until I make the announcement." "I've got the Professor." "I..." "Wouldn't do that if I were you." "Elliot, you got trouble headed your way." "Elliot, you got trouble headed your way." "[ Grunts ]" "You think?" "Now, listen, the only way this con works." "Is if there's no sign of struggle." "Don't let anything break." "Ooh. [ exhales sharply ]" "Ooh!" "[ As e.T. ] ouch." "Parker, would you stop with that?" "And help me get these damn guys off my back!" "[ Grunts ]" "Pick the guys up and put them in the bin." "Hang on." "What?" "I got an idea." "Harold?" "Miller?" "Harold!" "Riley!" "Miller!" "Oh!" "Man!" "[ stammering ]" "[ Mumbling ] what?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "What happened?" "!" "Who did this to you?" "!" "It's not who, man." "It's what." "They ripped me out of my chair." "They opened me up." "The aliens?" "What do they..." "what do they want?" "They want the one." "Them signals, it wasn't a hello." "It was a test." "A test for what?" "A test for what?" "It was a test." "It was... they want the best of the best, man." "I told them it was you." "Me?" "!" "What?" "!" "They were hurting me, man." "I'm sorry." "No!" "I'm sorry." "Riker." "Come on." "No, no." "Come on." "Riker!" "Riker!" "What..." "Riker." "[ Clacking, whistling ]" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "That sucked." "Huh." "Marvin does change the channel." "Oh, come on." "These dudes traveled 10,000 light-years to get here." "You're gonna scare them off with a putter?" "Okay, Sophie, you're up." "Just so you know, I really, really hate you." "Hmm." "Don't worry." "It's perfectly safe." "Ish." "[ Clacking, telephones ringing ]" "Hello?" "Hello?" "!" "Hello?" "[ Gasping ]" "Parker, cue the music." "[ Gasping ]" "[ Rumbling ]" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Beep ]" "Sophie:" "Please, Mr. Kanack!" "Mr. Kanack, please let me in, Mr. Kanack!" "Please, Mr. Kanack!" "Let me in!" "[ Whimpering ]" "Mr. Kanack, please!" "Mr. Kanack, let me in!" "No!" "It's not me they want, Mr. Kanack!" "It's..." "No!" "No!" "No!" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "That's the last tine that I lie about playing Peter Pan on Broadway." "Mm-hmm." "I programmed the electronics and the lighting." "To go haywire intermittently for the rest of the night." "Nate:" "Good." "You don't think he'll try to leave?" "[ Breathing heavily, whimpering ]" "No!" "[ Chuckles ] would you?" "Hey." "Hey." "This gives me a good idea." "Whatever it is, no." "That was nice work back there, Elliot." "Oh, man, he flipped." "He flipped like a coin." "I wish Lenny would have seen it." "[ laughs ]" "Hardison gave me the alias," "And then Sophie helped me build the character." "Oh, we just gave him layers." "You know, I don't know why Stanley kubrick." "Made directing look so hard." "It's... it's not that hard." "James. [ breathing heavily ]" "What are you... [ stammering ]" "What are you doing?" "Don't let them get me." "Don't let them get me." "Don't let them get me." "Look, look, it's gonna be okay." "It's gonna be okay." "Don't let them get me." "Who?" "Who?" "Them." "Them." "You haven't slept, okay?" "You need rest." "Now, I'm gonna go tell the press to come back tomorrow." "What?" "I'm gonna tell the press to come back tomorrow." "The press are here?" "Right now?" "Yes." "Yes." "No." "Oh... okay." "No, I got to..." "I got this." "I got to tell them." "I got to be the one to tell them." "I got to tell them that I made first contact." "I'm good." "Let's go." "Bryden:" "Excuse me." "Hello, everyone." "Thank you so much for waiting." "Thank you." "Members of the press, today, we are pleased to announce." "The sale of the Kanack hybrid jet engine..." "No, no, no, no, no." "We're not doing that." "We're not doing that!" "What I have to say to you today is so much bigger than that." "In fact, it rivals any discovery in human history." "There's fire, the wheel, electricity," "And what I'm about to tell you." "Now, as many of you already know," "I have the largest array of radio telescopes." "On the west coast." "Two days ago, I received this message from outer space." "[ Rhythmic beeping ]" "That's right, ladies and gentlemen." "I, James Kanack," "Have made first contact..." "You're dead." "You're dead." "I saw you die." "I saw you die." "You went up in their ship." "You said that they probed you." "[ Crowd murmuring ]" "What's going on?" "[ Clacking, whistling ]" "Do you... do you hear that?" "That's them!" "You hear that, right?" "That's them!" "Thank you for your cooperation." "Right this way, please." "Riker!" "What... [ clacking, whistling ]" "What the... what..." "No!" "Why are you after me?" "!" "I didn't do anything!" "I..." "I didn't decipher the message!" "You don't want me!" "You want the... [ stammers ] he did it!" "He did it... right there!" "She did it!" "Go after them!" "Don't probe me!" "Oh, you remember oren Metz," "The real inventor of the hybrid jet engine." "Why don't you two get acquainted." "Those are your sketches." "Uh, yes, sir." "Okay." "Wait." "Where are you going?" "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "Sit down!" "I have the message right here." "Everybody, sit down!" "Listen." "Okay, Elliot, there are two files encrypted in this message." "Play the first one for Kanack." "It's the Mayan code." "Burn the second one to the cd." "It's a masterpiece." "[ Eerie electronic music plays ]" "No, come on." "Come on!" "What is this?" "!" "Come on!" "What's going on?" "!" "Come on." "No!" "I just had that song out of my head." "Well, it's catchy." "Hey!" "Wait, no!" "No, help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "You... [ thunder rumbles ]" "Oren:" "You cleared my name." "Braddock aeronautics offered me a research position." "To continue developing my engine." "That's fantastic." "I can't thank you enough, Mr. Ford." "Well, you know, actually, I should be thanking you." "For what?" "For reminding me to listen." "I appreciate it." "Bye." "Nate..." "Why didn't you tell him." "That you created a research grant in his name?" "Oh, his joy is in his work." "He doesn't care about recognition." "I just didn't read him right from the start." "I knew you'd get there eventually." "Well, what happens when "eventually" comes too late?" "[ Thunder rumbling ]" "Hey." "Problem?" "[ chuckles ]" "Oh." "Well, a picnic under the stars." "You listened." "Everything's ruined with this stupid rain." "I'm sorry." "I tried." "Close your eyes." "Close them." "Don't peek." "Close them." "Nothing is ruined." "Okay." "Now." "[ Chuckles ]" "Hmm?" "[ As E.T. ] I'll be right here."

"Hector, are we spinning yet?" "Nice." "Chelios!" "How we doing, baby?" "And you never call me no more." "Come on, what is that?" "Where's the love?" "How are you feeling?" "I guess you're feeling like shit, right about now." "Now you can't..." "You can't move too good, huh?" "You can't breathe too good." "What's wrong with you?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "What is this?" "Oh, fuck!" "Can you guess what this is?" "I bet you can, Chelios." "Hold on, check this out." "Oh!" "This is plain sick, man!" "I must be the motherfucking genius of sick!" "Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep?" "That's like some Shakespeare or some shit." "You knocked this dude out pretty good!" "About to get you a spot on the Dodgers, son." "Maybe you don't understand what just happened." "I just fucking killed you." "Try not to embarrass yourself because you're on 'Candid Camera'!" "This shit here I gave you!" "This is some... high-tech, sci-fi, Chinese synthetic bullshit!" "I don't exactly know what's in this shit, dude!" "All I know is that once this shit has binded with your blood cells, you're fucked, baby, and believe me it's binded." "Yeah, you got yourself about an hour, max." "Tick-tock." "This shit has been real." "You probably should've thought twice before you whacked Don Kim." "Experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?" "You know what?" "Thought so." "Now, you have yourself a nice death." "Asshole!" "You like that, huh?" "Home run!" "It's Eve." "I'm glad you called, but I'm not here." "Leave a message, unless you're selling something 'cause I'm not interested." "If you're not, then just..." "Wait, time's up." "Get a cell phone, honey." "Please?" "Come on." "Come on, come on." " Dr, Miles office, may I help you?" " Yeah, let me speak to him." "I'm sorry, but the doctor isn't in." "May I take a message?" " Where is he?" " I beg your pardon, sir?" "Where the fuck is he?" "No... yeah!" "Wow!" "Where you from?" "I don't know, sir." "This is his answering service." " Jesus fucking Christ." " Would you like me to page him?" "Yeah, fine." "Please let the doctor know that Chev Chelios is a dead man," " if he can't call me back within the hour." " Could you spell that?" " Yeah, D-E-A-D!" "Chelios." " Yes, sir." "Thank you." " Hello." " Kaylo, where were you last night?" " What's up, Chev?" " I said, where were you last night?" "I..." " You want to know what I was doing?" " What?" " Getting killed, you plum." " What?" "Yeah, you heard me." "Ricky fuckin' Verona..." " Ricky Verona?" " Who thought... that little bitch had the stones to wet me in my own crib?" " I mean, it's inconceivable." "Yet, here we are." "Where are we?" "I'm dead and you're simple." "Now listen to me." "Put the word out I'm looking for Verona." " Anyone sees him you call me, understand?" " I..." "I'm gonna get that fucker if it's the last thing I do." "It may actually be the last thing I do." "You understand that?" " Ricky Verona." " Copy me on that Kaylo?" "Find him!" " Hey, man!" " What the fuck you doing?" " What the fuck you doing?" "Where am I going?" " Fuck you!" "Bathroom don't work." "What you doing?" " Yo, Chevy..." " Where's Verona?" " Talk!" " What about?" " Don't fuck with me!" " I'm not!" "Just calm down!" "Don't tell me to calm down!" " Fuck, man!" " Orlando?" "You all right?" "Hey, there's a white nigger with a gun up in here!" "Just be still, motherfuckers!" "You see that?" "I'm trying to help you here, man." "I gotta find Ricky Verona." " Why would I know where Verona is?" " Yeah, yeah." "You don't know, but you're gonna tell me." "Or I'm gonna blow your brains into the fuckin' toilet!" "I'm gonna fucking kill him!" "Whoa!" "Put your guns down!" "The white man is cool!" "The white man is..." "The white man is cool!" "Y'all like them Somalia niggers." "Now look, Chevy came here to discuss something." "We gonna discuss this shit in a civilized manner." "Chevy?" " You had a question?" "Or a point to make?" " Where's Verona?" "Okay, I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona." "You pulled the Anselmo job together." "Don't fuckin' bullshit me!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "All right?" "Look, you're operating under a false pretence." "Ricky and I did not pull... the Anslemo job together." "Ricky fucked me on the Anselmo job." "In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,5000." " Not how I heard it." " But that's the way it is." "So, you see, I don't know where Verona is." "If I did," "I'd probably be there right now, beating the Gucci off his ass." "All right." "All right." "That's what I'm talking about." "That's almost civilized." "Shit, dude." "What's wrong with you?" " Just give me some coke." "You got any coke?" "Now you're gonna insult me." "Come on, I don't have time!" "Just give me something." " I'm really dying, here." " I can see that." "I'm really fucking dying!" " You saying this is medicinal-use coke?" " That's right." "Well?" " What?" " This shit ain't free, nigger." "That's enough." "What, you gonna do the shit right here?" "Chevy, come on, man!" "Oh, God!" "Chevy..." "Oh!" "What the..." " Oh, that's good." "That's good." " That's good, right?" "Why you looking for Verona, anyway?" "Some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me." " This is about Don Kim." " What do you know about it?" " I know you pulled the trigger." " Of course, I pulled the trigger." "Why wouldn't I pull the fuckin' trigger?" "Whoa..." "Yo, Chelios, you good?" " This shit ain't working." " Excuse me?" "I know what I have to do." "Well, shit." "A man's got to do what a man's got to do." " What is it you gotta do?" " I gotta kick some black ass." "What?" " Shit!" " There he goes again." "Who wants white meat?" "You ain't got shit, motherfucker!" " Put that fuckin' twig down, bitch!" " Faggot!" "Get the fuck out of here, bitch!" " Doc?" " What's up, Doc?" " You motherfucker!" " Why aren't you dead yet?" " What the fuck you doing?" " Coming for you." " Fucking believe me." " Whatever." "I'll be waiting, but you won't make it." "You should know that I'm all about hooking up with that mystery girl, you've been banging." "Soon as you're underground." "I forgot to say so on that gay James Bond tape I left." "What, and then you're gonna rape my grandmother?" "Bla, bla, fuckin' bla." "You listen to me." "What do you think Carlito will do when he finds out what you did?" "Your whole crew is history!" " Driver, pull over!" " Fuck!" "Great." "You talking about Carlito?" "Because me and Carlito, we're boys now." "We're tight." "Tight, like when your brother fucked you in 3rd grade?" "That's snappy." "But I did you pretty good, didn't I Chelios?" " Admit it." " We'll see." "Pull over!" " Know what the best part is?" " Sorry, must go." "Bye-bye." " Yeah." " Doctor Miles." "Fuck!" "What took you so long?" "Jesus Christ." " Sorry, Chevy, I just got the message." " Okay." "Forget it." "Listen, I'm dying!" "I've been poisoned with some Chinese synthetic shit." " What?" " You've gotta fucking do something for me." " What are your symptoms?" " It's like I'm slowing down." " Stuck in tar." " Blurred vision?" " Yeah." " Dizzy?" " Sure." " Any pain in your chest?" "Not really." "I feel good, right now." " What are you doing?" " Driving through a mall, cops chasing me." "The adrenaline is what's keeping you alive." " Having a little trouble hearing you, Doc." "You got to keep moving, Chevy." "Explain." "If I'm right, they gave you the Beijing cocktail." "It's very nasty shit." "It works on the adrenal gland, blocks it's receptors." "The only thing you can do to slow it down, is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant." "Meaning, if you stop, you die." "Hang on." "Jesus!" "What..." "Are you there?" "Are you okay?" " What'd you say, Doc?" " If you stop, you die!" "That's what I'm trying to do." "Keep moving, keep the blood pumping." "Chevy, you there?" "Every time I slow down, it's like my veins start to rust." " Did you take anything?" " Couple grams of coke." "That's a start." "I'll be in L.A. in an hour." "I'll call you as soon as I get there." "Do not stop moving!" "Taxi!" "Yo, yo, yo!" " Go!" " Where we go?" "Just drive!" " Would you mind?" " Where you want to go, man?" "Right." " Oh, shit!" " Go right!" " Okay!" "Yes!" " Go fucking right!" "Crank the music." "Crank it!" "But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart" "I just don't think he'd understand" "And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart" "It might blow up and kill this man" "Pull over, pull over." " Thanks, mate." "I'll be back in one minute." " Okay, cowboy." "Hey, buddy!" "You move, you die." " Hey, it's Eve." "I'm glad you called..." " Fuck!" "Where to, man?" "Beverly Hills." " Chevy!" " Hey, boss." " Something urgent has come up." " So I've heard." "Word travels fast." "Carlito, I need your help." "I don't have a lot of time." " No, not much." " We've gotta find an antidote, or something." " What's the matter?" " That shit they gave you..." "It's that Chinese shit." " There is no antidote." " What, that's it?" "Honestly, you should be dead already." " It's a miracle." " A miracle?" "We give that shit to horses." "You don't have to be so damn fucking cool about it." "What do you expect me to do?" "Find that punk Verona, and his whole fucking crew, and feed them to a cage of wolverines." "What is this?" "What, are you boys now or something?" "Verona?" "That's a small time punk." " Not to say that this isn't an opportunity." " Opportunity?" "Everyone knows the love I have for you, Chev." "But maybe this makes up for the Don Kim hit which was..." " perhaps ill-advised." " Ill-advised?" "The heat from Hong Kong was much more than we anticipated." "Well, that's outstanding." "Glad to know my death can be of some use to you." " Don't be difficult." " I'm not being difficult." "I don't know if you noticed, but I'm having a difficult fucking day, brother!" "I'm out of here." "You're not getting in my cab wet!" " I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes." " You're not getting in my car, no way!" "Yeah, you're right." "Al-Qaeda!" "Al-Qaeda!" "I love America!" "I love Bush!" "I Voted Bush!" " Yeah." " Hey, Chev." "My flight's delayed." " Shit!" " It's all right." "Relax." "I mean, don't relax." "That shit they gave you is cutting off your adrenaline." "Excitement, fear, danger." "It causes your body to make a chemical called ephedrine." " They introduced an inhibitor to your system." " Fuck!" "Dude, you've got to massively increase the ephedrine levels in your body, to force out the inhibitors." "Go to a hospital." "Get epinephrine, an artificial adrenaline." "It comes in 10-milligram syringes." "It's potent, so don't overdo it." "A 5th of an injection will do." "Chevy?" "Did you get that?" " Did you get that?" " Yeah, epi-something." "Okay, okay." "I've gotta go." "Now, I'll call you when I get there." " Yeah?" " Chev." "Yeah?" " Chev?" " What?" "Hello?" "Come on!" "Mother!" " Chev?" " Yes, fuck?" "I just saw Verona's brother walk into the Prince." " The Prince." " Yeah." "I was just down here getting a taco, and he walked in, 2 minutes ago." " Where are you, now?" " Across the street, getting a taco." " Where are you?" " I'm there." "Meet me on 7th and Catalina." "Is he in there, now?" "Did anyone go in with him?" "Right, wait here." "How'd you like that one, tough guy?" "How frickin' awesome was that, huh?" "Well, well, well." "You feel like talking?" "Where's your fuckin' brother?" "Doing your mother like a whore, you bitch!" "Nice." "I wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you." "You died, motherfucker!" "Yeah, wanna fuck with me, ese?" "What, you rolling pin mighty good?" "What the hell you think you doing, huh?" "What, you want to dance with me, motherfucker?" "I'll fuck you up!" "Come on!" "Jesus!" "Nothing's easy." "Wanna hold hands?" " Hey, talk to me, bro." " Hey, Ricky." "You in the mood for sucking me off?" "Maybe let me lick your ass or something?" "Who is this?" "Shit!" "Chelios?" " Is this fucking Chelios?" " That's right, bro." "Guess how I got your brother's phone?" "I'm sure you have it all figured out." "Looks like you should've cut me up when you had the chance." "I'm having a little trouble hearing you." "You experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?" "You're supposed to be fucking dead!" "You know, I kind of like that shit you put in me." "Gonna give me some more?" " Well, I'm..." "I'm..." " I know, I know." "Hey..." "What's this?" "A necklace!" "You guys really are faggots, aren't you?" "You motherfucker!" "My grandfather gave that medallion to my father and then he..." "Fuck!" " Fuck you, man!" "Shove that thing up your ass!" " No thanks." "You know, I think I'll hang on to it." "You'll have to come find me, after all." " Fucked up that you killed your own brother." " You..." "What's that shit?" "Epi... 10 milligrams?" "Good work, Kaylo." "Doctor Sing to the labor room." "Doctor Sing to the labor room." " Asshole!" " No need to push." "I'm looking for something that starts with "E"." "England?" "Very funny." "No." "Some kind of artificial adrenaline." " Artificial adrenaline?" " Yeah, I've got heart problems." " Epinephrine." " Yes!" "Epinephrine." "I love you." "Epinephrine." "I can't give you epinephrine." " Why?" " Just a minute." "Oi!" "What do you mean..." " What is this shit?" " Nasal spray." "Miserable bitch!" "What?" "Nasal spray." "It's got epinephrine in it." "It'll get you tweaked, man." "Hey!" " Sure that's the guy?" " Yeah." "This room's clear." "Could anyone speaking Korean please come to ER?" "Anyone speaking Korean..." "Yo, yo, yo!" "Yo!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Jerk-off!" "Coming through!" "I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine." " Clear the hallway!" " Corner." "Is the OR ready?" "I'm having a bad day." "Tell me you've got epinephrine on this cart!" "You all right?" "Tell me you've got epinephrine!" " Motherfucker!" " I don't know." "I'll check." " Get back!" " Take it easy!" " Do you understand fucking English?" " Yes, I just don't know which draw it's in." "Come on, look!" " Give me the fucking epinephrine!" " I don't know where it is, man!" "What is this, a rest home?" "What are you doing?" "Hurry up!" " Get back!" " We can't treat without insurance." " I don't know if I have it, give me a second!" "Put the weapon down!" "What the fuck!" "Where the fuck is it?" " My heart!" " What?" " My heart!" " Yeah, yeah." "Drop your weapon now!" " What do you think you're doing?" "This is..." " Shut up!" "You!" "Gimme the epinephrine?" "Don't even think about it!" "Albuterol..." "Flortab..." "Epinephrine!" "Here it is!" "I've got it!" " Here you go." " Gimme that." " Asshole." " I'm not gonna tell you again." "...all right?" "Just be quiet." "Juice me." "Juice?" "Do it." " All right." " Come on!" "I haven't got all day." "Okay, I need both of them to..." "Give them to me." "One." "Two." "Clear!" "Get the fuck back!" "Get out!" "How much of this stuff did he say to take?" "Chevy, we're in the air, man." " Did you get the stuff?" " Got it." " Did you take it?" " Yup." " You took the whole thing." " Yup." " I said one 5th." "The shit's gonna kill you." " Right." " Chest on fire?" " Check." " But you're cold." " Check." " And you've got a steel hard on, don't you?" " Let me check." " Check." " Your blood vessels are stimulated." "Urinary sphincter's so tight, you couldn't piss to save your life." "Urinary sphincter, check!" " Get some Vicodin." "You at the hospital?" " Negative." "Get some grass." "That shit'll be out of your system in 30 minutes, or it'll kill you." "This is costing me a fortune." "I'll call you in 20 minutes when we land." " Copy." " Hey, Chevy?" "You're a good dude." "Been nice knowing you." "Copy, out." "Some medical emergency." "Police have declined to name the man they say is still at large, on a citywide rampage that has left one man dead, dozens injured, and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage... in it's smoking, bloody wake." "The suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and a long police record." "He is considered armed and highly dangerous." "We now continue with regularly scheduled programming, but stay tuned for continuing coverage of this bizarre story, as it unfolds." "What your saying is that next to olives, onions, lemons and limes..." "Oh, shit!" "Take it easy." "Get back, pig!" "I... just give me the..." "Come on, then." "Let's see you run, piggy." "Come on, piggy." "Give me the gun." "Let's talk this over." "Yeah, you want it?" "There." " Let's go, come on." " Be careful." "All right." "I'm gonna get some help, all right?" "Yeah." " Hey, did you try to call?" " You've been home all day?" " I was sleeping in." " Sleeping in." "That's great, Eve." "Super great." "You all rested, now?" "Glad to hear it." "Listen, I've been fatally poisoned." "A psychopath's on his way over to torture and kill you, but don't get out of bed, I'll be over in a flash." "Could you fry up a waffle?" " Sure, yeah." "Come on over." "I'll be here." "Right, you'll be there." "Okay." "Bye." "So, let's go get the bitch!" "Come on, please!" "All right, all right." "Jesus!" "Oh my God!" " Is this your new look or something?" " Yeah, you into it?" "It's gross." "Are you looking for my other boyfriend?" "Yes!" " You haven't watched TV today, right?" " No, why?" " Didn't think so." "Come on, we're leaving." " Don't be such a freak." "Get dressed." "Actually, can you change the clock on the microwave?" "I never changed it back." " What?" " The microwave." "Can you change the clock?" "The daylight savings time, I never changed it back." " The microwave?" " Yes." "Listen." "I bought some flowers." "They got fucked up on the way over." "That's sweet!" "You okay?" "You look like you're on drugs or something." "You love me, yeah?" "Yes." " Then I need you to do something for me." " What?" "What's wrong?" "I need you to put some clothes on and come with me, right now." " No." " I'll change the clock on the microwave." "Okay." "All right." "Shit's wearing off." " The waffle iron's on if you want to make one." " Great." "Great." "You're so stressed out." "Want some pot, or something?" "Yeah!" " Ready!" "What's wrong?" " I burned my hand." " Oh, my God!" "Let me see it!" " Don't worry about it." "Hey!" "What the..." " I'm sorry." " That was completely uncalled for." "Can we just..." "Fine." "Parked out the back." " Darn!" "That... thing." " What thing?" "The waffle thing, I gotta turn it off." "Hello?" "Hello?" "All right, very funny." "God, I hate that." "Do you want to burn the building down?" " Ouch!" " Sorry, honey." "Nice on, Chev." "Oh, there's my Tiger Balm." "I swear to God, Chev." "I don't know what you're on, but it isn't working for you." "My hand cream!" "That's where you went." "Chev?" "Can I have some help, here?" " Where's your car?" " Actually, I took a cab." "This isn't gonna be..." "This isn't gonna be easy, as they say." "Oh, fucker." " All right, here it is." " Sorry." " I told you I was a video game programmer." " Yeah?" "That was a lie." "Actually..." "I kill people." "Professional hitman." "I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate." "Last night was a job like 100 others." "High dollar hit, nothing special." "The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in on the local drug cartels." "My target was the number 1 man in L.A.," "Don Kim." "Well?" "What are you waiting for?" "Then, this insane idea comes in the back of my head, like a.45 slug at close range." "Congratulations." " Did I win something?" " Your life, jackass." "100 grand wants you dead." "So, sooner or later it's gonna happen, but I'm not doing it." "I see." "Instead you're gonna do something for me." "You're gonna get out of town, disappear." "I don't care where you go or what you do, so long as you're invisible for 48 hours." "That's all I ask." "48 hours?" "Or, if you prefer, we can do it the other way." "The way where I go to work, and you meet Buddha." "See..." "I quit." "I quit the business for you." " For me?" " Yeah." "I figure I call you that night and tell you everything." "We get on a plane, leave this shit, never come back." "Pretty crazy, huh?" "You are so weird." " Are we going on a trip?" " Well..." "I might be going on a trip, but you're not coming with me.." " Please!" "Wait, please!" " Mob hits, Chev?" "Chinese poison?" "Do you know how ridiculous you sound?" "If you're gonna break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth!" "What's wrong with you?" " Wait a minute, you trust me?" " No." " Make love to me." " What?" " I think it'll help." " What?" "Are you kidding?" "Get off me!" " Take your clothes off." " No!" "No!" " You said you wanted to be more spontaneous." " You're crazy!" "You're an adrenaline junkie with no soul!" " Save me, Eve." "Save my life!" " Stop it!" "I'm sorry." "Oh my God, are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "No!" "No!" "Shit!" "Get off!" "You filthy animal!" "Take me right here, in front of everyone!" "That's it!" "Come on!" "Do it!" " What are you waiting for?" " Jesus!" " Come on!" " I'm trying!" "Shush!" "Oh, God!" "Now you can't get it up?" " Come on, get it up!" " I'll fucking get it up!" " Goddamnit, Chev!" " Shut up!" "I'm alive!" "I'm alive!" "I'm alive, you motherfuckers!" "Oh, my God!" "Wow!" "Oh, my God!" "Yes!" " Yeah?" " What are you doing?" " Yeah." " I've got Verona." " Kaylo?" " I've got Verona, man." " What?" " No shit?" " Where are you?" " Don Kim's shirt factory, upstairs." " What's the matter with you?" " 5th and Alameda?" " Who's at 5th and Alameda?" " Don't let that fucker out of your sight!" " Hear me?" "With you in 10 minutes." "You got it?" " Yeah, Chev." "Honey, I gotta go." "I'll call you!" "Oh God, what are you looking at?" "Hey man, what's the matter with you?" "You a crackhead?" " Right, just step on it, all right?" " You're won't die in my cab, crackhead." "I got something for you." "Take this Haitian shit." "This shit is some hardcore shit." "It's made from plant shit." "Hey, what are you laughing at?" "Look at this." "You see that?" "That's what a man look like, crackhead." "That's power." "Now look at you." "What the hell." "Yeah." "It tastes like ass." "That's right, devil." "You wait." " Shut the fuck up!" " No!" " No!" " Shut the fuck up!" "Whoop, there it is!" "Fuck him!" "We're here." " What'd you say was in this stuff?" " I told you, it's hardcore." "It's $5.55." " It's all you, man." " Have a nice day, devil." "This is fucked." "Hey, where's he going?" "Yeah, okay." "How the fuck you going to call me, talking shit?" "I'm gonna smack the hell out of you." "I don't know where he at..." "Fucking call me talking shit!" "I'm doing my job." "I'm doing my shit." "I'm up here chillin', doing what I do." "I'm a rooftop mother..." "Hey, Chevy!" "What's up, dog?" "You chillin'?" "You good?" " What a coincidence!" " What do you mean?" " What, you waiting for a bus?" " Actually, I thought a helicopter..." " What is this?" " What?" " You working for the Chinese?" " The Chinese?" " You crazy?" "I wouldn't do that to you." "I am crazy." "Where's Kaylo?" " Okay, ding." "Time's up." " What do you mean, "ding"?" "What do you mean, "ding"?" "Where is that motherfucker?" "Chev." " What the fuck is this?" " Chev, baby." "Take it easy." "Oh, you mean like this?" "Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherfucker is." "Verona." "Verona's got nothing to do with this." "What?" " Don Carlos wants you off the streets." " Carlito?" "You've totally lost your shit, dog." "You're all over TV." "Destroying property, making unauthorized hits." "You're causing the organization a great deal of embarrassment." " You're telling me Carlito wanted this?" " Look." "Don't worry, we'll take care of Verona." "The best thing for you to do is find some nice, dark, quiet place and... just die." "Just die." "You think I've got "cunt" written on my forehead?" "Maybe you're right." " We all got to die sometime, right?" " Yeah." "We all got to die sometime." "So, I'll just die." "What the..." " What the..." " You got shot!" "Mother..." "Jesus!" "Eve, move!" " You, asshole!" " Don't talk to him like that!" " My boyfriend kills people!" " Nice." "Oh, God!" "I had to see if you were telling the truth." "Come on." "No, wait!" "Now come on." "Oh, God!" "Oh, dammit!" " I forgot to take my birth control pills." " What?" " Where are the keys?" "The keys!" " Here." " Come!" "Come!" " My stuff!" "All my stuff!" " You weren't lying!" " Welcome to my life." "No, I mean... that you would give it all up for me." "Yeah." " And the other part?" " The poison's true, too." "Then... that means..." "Pretty much, Eve." " How can we stop it?" " Only adrenaline can slow it down." " So, when we were in Chinatown?" " Yeah." "Sorry." "What are you doing?" " This'll get you going." " What?" " Come on, let's finish what you started." " Oh, boy." "Oh, that's it." "That's really working for me." " You like that?" " Stay down!" "Motherfuck!" "Jesus!" "Yeah, that's it, baby." "Just a little more." "Stay down, Eve." " Jesus." " Oh, you're so big!" "Oh my God!" "Just a touch..." " What's that matter?" " So you can fall asleep like always?" "I don't think so." "Jesus!" "Fuck!" "Are they really..." "They're dead." "How can you do that?" "I told you, baby." "I quit." "Yeah." "Shit!" "I've been trying to call you for a half hour." " Where the fuck have you been?" " In my office." " Can you make it over here?" " Why not?" "Chocolate?" "What's this fucking receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?" "Snacks." "I owe you again, Doc." "Chevy, you're my best customer." "What is this stuff?" "Synthetic epinephrine..." " diluted with some saline." " Feels sort of good." "Well, I got a little meth in there, too." "You're feeling the endorphins." "Wait a minute." "I'm not better?" "No, you're not better." "You're in such shit shape, it's stunning." "I can't believe your heart's beating." "You should be in a fucking medical journal." "So, what are you going to do?" " The solution acts as a competing inhibitor." "It's pushing the poison out of your receptors, and replacing it with a chemical." "It's just a temporary fix." "Then what?" "Then you're fucked." "I can put you on life support and string this out for a few days." "But you're going to go into a comma at some point." "Does she know?" "Why don't I load you full of something?" "You can go out in a beautiful dream." "A dream." "Can I do that for you?" "No, no, no." "That's not what I want." "What do you want?" "One hour." "I want one hour." "Give me a fuckin' break." "So, the wild rampage that began 9am in L.A. continues." "The suspect, still at large." "We didn't give him enough Chinese shit." "You think?" "Dude, it's him!" " What's up, corpse?" " Bonjour, douche bag," " Thought you might be interested in a deal." " Oh, you a dealer, now?" "Don't you worry about what I am." " Listen, I want the antidote." " Oh, the antidote?" " That's right, the antidote." " What you prepared to give me?" "How about that jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you cocksucker?" " Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis." " Okay." " You like the deal?" " Whatever!" "Be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes." " You know the spot?" " Yeah." "Don't be late, or I'll trade the thing to a whore for a hand job." "Look, I said I said I'd fuckin' be..." "Fuck!" "See you later, sunshine." "Dammit!" "Fuck!" "Yo, it's Verona." "You won't believe this call I just got." "It's gonna be all right, baby." " But you said..." " No, no." "Things have changed." "There's an antidote." "I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone." " I'm scared." " Of course." "You'll be safe, now." "And I'll be back." "Promise?" "I promise." "What's happening, bro?" " Where did I go wrong?" " You fuckin' just say something?" "It's like talking to the wall." " Mom?" " I'm amazed you remember you have a mother." " Please, I haven't got time for this." "You got no time, period." "Orlando?" " You're a persistent motherfucker, Chelios." "I give you that." "They pop you and you keep getting up?" " I'm the terminator." " You was, but here's a new gun in town." "You know, I just don't get it." "Why didn't you cut me up when you had the chance?" "Too easy, motherfucker." "Look at you." " Bi-polar, sadomasochistic tendencies..." " Adrenalinejunkie, addicted to violence..." "Carving up a guy while he screams in his own blood and excrement, would be like... like a gift." "A warriors death." " Hell, you'd probably get off on it." " Who are you, anyway?" " I think I'm starting to figure it out." " Better late than never." "You know you're gonna die up there." "Yeah, maybe." "But I'm taking you with me." "Some pills, Doc." " Chelios?" " Hello, girls." "Hold up." "Give me the piece." " Now, isn't that a fucking picture?" " Chelios." "What a fucking nightmare you are." "No shit." "Sit down." "Whoa!" "Wait a minute." "You pat him down, again." "I know he's carrying something." "Let me see that." "Motherfucker." "Clever." "What is this, an insulin pump?" "Basically." "What the fuck is insulin?" "Ephedrine, right?" " Yeah." " You're very resourceful." " Found a new master, little bitch?" " I'm nobody's bitch." "You'll be a bitch when Carlito hires you for half what he paid me." "That's enough." "You'll throw boss a reach-around, show him you're a good bitch." "I'm nobody's little bitch!" "You fuckin' hear me?" " He'll pay me what I tell him to pay!" " That's enough!" "Sit down!" "It's been a long fucking day." "In the end, you have to admit, it all works out quite nicely." "Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you, and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall." " Please understand, it's nothing personal." " Speak for yourself." "That what I think it is?" "It's the Chinese shit." "Hold him down." "Not so fast, motherfucker!" "He's gone dipsy-do, yo!" "Whatever, psycho." "I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend." " Our Father, who art in..." " Shut up!" "So, this is how it is." " It's Don Kim!" "He's supposed to be dead!" " Presto." "Police have moved to surround the Hotel Lint, where the madman behind today's mayhem... is holed up and making a desperate last stand." "Officials have confirmed gunfire on the sundeck." "Our news chopper will bring live, uncensored coverage from above the hotel." "Again, this coverage is uncensored, so any small children present should leave the room." "Get me out of here!" "I'll kill you, Chelios!" "Too late!" "Look out!" "Thanks, boss." "Let's get the fuck out of here, now!" "Let's go!" "Present from Kaylo." "Now what?" "Now you say shit!" "Where the fuck were you?" "Who's the bitch, now?" "No, no!" "You fly, motherfucker!" "Motherfuckin' fly!" "You're dead!" "Oh my God!" "You're dead!" "You're dead, motherfucker!" "I told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!" "Hey, its Eve." "I'm glad you called but I'm not here." "Leave a message, unless you're selling something 'cause I'm not interested." "If you're not, then just..." "Wait, time's up." "Hey, doll..." "Looks like I let you down, again." "Seems like all my life I'vejust been going... going... going..." "I wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses, so to speak." "Well, I guess it's too late for that now." "You're the greatest, baby."

"(DOCTOR WHO THEME)" "(WHOOSHING)" "(LAUGHING)" "JAMIE:" "What a place." "ZOE:" "Where are we?" "Earth?" "Well, it looks like it, Zoe." "DOCTOR:" "Come on." "(WHISTLING)" "What's this stuff?" "Aye, wee spikes." "Barbed wire, Jamie." "It's filthy stuff." "I thought so, eh?" "Where are we?" "We're back in history, Jamie." "One of the most terrible times on the planet Earth." "(BOMB FLYING)" "Quick!" "Down there!" "Jamie!" "(MACHINE GUN FIRING)" "I say, are you all right?" "Well..." "Well, yes, I think so." "I shouldn't stay around here if I were you." "That was just the softening-up barrage." "What?" "Oh!" "Oh, my!" "What on earth are you doing here, anyway?" "This is no place for civilians." "Well..." "Well, where are we?" "Between the lines, I think." "Not quite sure myself." "I'm heading for Ypres, but I seem to have got... (SPEAKING GERMAN)" "Out you come!" " There's another in the back." " Take care of him." "Well done." "Get inside." "Who are those people?" "No idea." "Picked them up in no-man's land." "Well, I suppose we'd better get them back to base." "Laid down a heavy barrage all along the line, sir." "I think they're after that ammo dump." "Don't worry, sir." "We'll hold out." " Sir?" " What is it?" "Ambulance approaching, sir." "Give it protective fire." "Jump to it, man!" "Sir!" "Hold your fire!" "Hold it." "Come on!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Come on, Zoe, are you all right?" "Couple of prisoners, Sergeant." "My men are bringing them in." "Very good, sir." "How are we going to get back to the TARDIS?" "Now, just be quiet, Jamie, and let me do the talking." " Sir?" " What is it now?" "With the ambulance, sir, there was a lieutenant." " Well, bring him in!" " Sir!" "Lieutenant Carstairs, sir." "What are you doing here?" "You don't belong with this battalion, do you?" "No, patrolling in no-man's land, sir." "I got cut off from my own lot." "What were you going traipsing about in ambulances?" "Recaptured it from the Hun, sir." "Lucky we arrived, really." "There was a WVR driving it and three civilians inside." "Civilians?" "In no-man's land?" "Your sergeant's taking care of them, sir." "Good grief, civilians." "The thing is, where are we?" "Early 20th century, isn't it, Doctor?" "Yes." "I'm afraid we've landed right in the middle of one of the worst wars in human history." "Well, what are they dug into the ground like this for?" "Well, it's trench warfare, you see, Jamie." "These trenches stretch right the way across the continent of Europe." "But what are they fighting for?" "Well, I believe they call it "the war to end wars"." "Do you think they'll let us go?" "Well, they've no reason to keep us." "Here, things have calmed down a bit." "Let's try and get away." "(MACHINE GUN FIRING)" "SERGEANT:" "What do you think you're doing?" "Our transportation is over there, you see." "We're trying to get to it." "Over there?" "There's nothing over there but Huns." "Anyway, the Major wants to see you." "Oh, we don't want to bother him." "I'm sure he's very busy." "Come on!" "You, too, ma'am, if you don't mind." "Right, sir, we'll go over the top at 0400 hours." "Sir..." "As you say, sir." "Well, that was General Smythe." "Big push tomorrow." "How long have you been out here?" "Well, sir, it's odd, but I can't quite remember." "I know, it seems like forever, doesn't it?" "Civilian party, sir." "Major Barrington, ma'am." " How do you do, er..." " Jennifer Buckingham." "Ah, I understand you picked these people up in no-man's land." "Yes, found them hiding in a bomb crater." "I see." "May I ask what you were doing there?" "(CHUCKLING) Trying not to get killed." "I see." "You're a Highlander, aren't you?" "Why aren't you with your regiment?" "Regiment?" "I'm not in the army." " Are you a deserter?" " No, of course not!" "All right, all right." "And you, what are you doing in the front line?" " No place for young ladies." " Well, what about her?" "This lady's a WVR." "She's here on duty." "Uh, look, Major, we don't want to trouble you." " Lf you'll just let us go on our way..." " And which way is that?" "He tried to make off towards the German line, sir." "Did he, by Jove?" "(BOMB EXPLODING)" "I think General Smythe would like to know about you." "Get me General Smythe at base." "Civilians?" "No-man's land?" "Yes." "Well, send them back here at once." "I'll question them myself." "Three civilians found in no-man's land." "Good Lord." "Whereabouts, sir?" "Barrington's sector." "He's sending them straight back here." "I'm going to turn in for half an hour." "Let me know when these civilians arrive." "Yes, sir." "Thank you, Sergeant Major." "Don't ever come through that door without knocking!" "Get out!" "Right, sir." "Smythe, 1917 zone, British sector." "Reinforcements urgently required." "At least 5,000 specimens." "But look, Major Barrington, if only you'd let us get back to our transportation, we'd be no further nuisance to you." "I'm sorry, you must first go to the chateau and give a proper account of yourselves." "For all I know, you may be spies." "Oh, look, we keep trying to tell you, you daft sassenach!" " Hold your tongue, man!" " No, I won't!" "Now, please!" "Don't let us lose our tempers." "Supply truck leaving for base now, sir." "Good." "Get them on to it." "Off you go." "Now, just a moment!" "We're not going back to any base." "Now, come on!" "Sentry!" "Jamie, I think perhaps we'd better do as they say." "I'm glad one of you is showing some sense." " All right, Sergeant, take them away." " Yes, sir." "I'm sure you'll be all right." "Anyway, good luck." "Thank you very much." "Now then, what are we going to do about you two?" "Could your men do something about my ambulance?" "It's bogged down just over the hill." "Yes, soon get that out for you." "It's funny about those people." "They didn't look like spies." "Spies never do." "I don't envy them if they are." "General Smythe can be pretty ruthless." " Know what my chaps call him?" " No." "The Butcher." "Right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "Prisoners and escort, mark time!" "Halt!" "Right turn!" "Civilian prisoners from Major Barrington, sir." "All right." "At ease." "Stand at ease!" "At ease!" "The general wants to question you personally." "Oh, good." "I'm sure we'll be able to explain everything to his satisfaction." "Look, how long are we going to be kept here?" "Sir?" "Take them to the cells, Sergeant Major." "I..." "I thought you said we were going to see the general." "The general is not available." "Take them away." "Prisoners and escort, attention!" "Right turn!" "By the front, quick march!" "Left, right, left..." "Well, there's no need to keep shouting at us, you know." "Left, right, left, right, left..." "Oh, I'm sorry, do you want some more?" "Thanks." "Where's your hospital?" "Oh, it's not far." "Whereabouts?" "Well, you're going to think me awfully silly, but, uh..." "I can't quite remember." "Don't worry, it'll come back to you." "Memory's a funny thing out here." "Can't always remember things myself." "What kind of things?" "Oh, silly things." "Names, dates." "How long I've been here." "Sometimes wonder if I've got a touch of the old shell shock." "Talk to anybody else about it?" "Haven't liked to." "One feels so stupid." "Yes." "Still, it is rather worrying, not being able to remember things." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Ah, suppose I'd better answer that." "Ah, thanks, old man." "Major Barrington." "Yes?" "Right, sir." "Well, we're wanted at HQ." "Some sort of inquiry to do with those civilians you brought in." "How long will it take?" "I'm bound to be needed back at the hospital." "We just got your ambulance out of the mud." "We'll all go in that and then you can go straight on from HQ." "Are you ready?" "And you'll not pick that lock with a hairgrip either." "These walls are solid stone." "There's just no way out." "Well, now what do we do, then?" "Oh, it's just a temporary misunderstanding, Jamie." "We'll get it cleared up when we see the general." "Well, why should he listen to us?" "No one else has." "Ah, they were all obeying orders, Zoe." "That's the military mind." "Hmm, we must have looked a bit suspicious." "Three civilians in the middle of a war?" "Aye, well, I just hope that general does listen to us." "Oh, yes, I expect he's a very nice chap." " Got those reports yet?" " Just finished now, sir." "Thank you." "By the way, sir, those three civilians have turned up." "I've got them in the cells." " Oh, what of it?" " Matter of fact, sir..." "I went into your room to tell you, but..." "I was asleep, Captain Ransom." "You did not wish to disturb me." "Yes, sir, you were asleep." "I didn't wish to disturb you." "That's right." "Well, what do you make of these civilians?" "Oh, two men and a young lady." "According to Major Barrington, they can't account for themselves." "He seemed to think the younger lad was a deserter." "Apparently, the older man tried to make off for the enemy lines." "Sir!" "Major Barrington, sir!" "Thanks." "This is Lady Jennifer Buckingham, sir, and Lieutenant Carstairs." "How do you do?" "Do sit down." "JENNIFER:" "Thank you." "Barrington, you know my adjutant Ransom, don't you?" "Yes, we, uh..." "Ransom and I were, uh..." "You were at school together." "You were at school together." "Yes, that's right." "And how are you, Ransom?" "Now, Carstairs, tell me, where did you find these civilians?" "Left, right, left, right." "Escort and accused, mark time!" "Halt!" "Left turn!" " Major Barrington, how nice to see you." " Accused!" "Back in line!" "If you're ready, gentlemen..." "March the prisoners forward, Sergeant Major." "Sir!" "Accused, one pace forward, march!" "Now, look, what's going on here?" "The court-martial is now in session." "Court-martial?" "But we're civilians." "The whole area is under martial law." "Oh, yes, that may be, but..." "But if you'll allow me to explain, we were..." "You will have an opportunity of addressing the court at the proper time." "Oh, thank you." "Now, the statements of Lieutenant Carstairs and Lady Jennifer have been taken into evidence." ""The prisoners waylaid an ambulance..."" "Waylaid?" "The ambulance found us." ""The vehicle was later commandeered by a waiting enemy patrol." ""Recaptured by Lieutenant Carstairs," ""the prisoners insinuated themselves into a forward command post," ""where at the earliest opportunity," ""one of them made a break for the enemy lines" ""with whatever information he had gathered."" "Oh, but none of that's true." "You've twisted the whole thing." "This is a travesty of justice." "What are we charged with?" "In the case of this man, desertion from a Highland regiment." "In the case of yourself and the girl, the charge is one of espionage." "The penalty for all these charges is death." "But this is monstrous!" "We shall now hear the case for the defence." "Have you anything to say?" "Yes, I most certainly have." "I..." "Am I allowed to question the witnesses?" "Certainly." "We wish to give you every opportunity to explain yourself." "Thank you." "Uh, Lady Jennifer, will you please explain to these gentlemen the circumstances of our meeting?" "There's no need for that." "It's in the statement." "Next question." "What?" "Well..." "Lieutenant Carstairs, when your men recaptured the ambulance, wasn't it obvious to you we were prisoners of the Germans?" "Has the defence finished with this witness?" "Well, if you're not going to allow them to answer, what is the use?" "Very well." "Have you any explanation to offer before the court passes sentence?" "But you haven't heard anything yet." "You don't call this a trial, do you?" "The court will now consider its verdict." "Hey, you haven't even asked me anything." "There's nothing to ask you." "You are a deserter." "March him away, Sergeant Major." "Sir, escort and accused, left turn!" "Left wheel, by the front, quick march!" "Left, right, left, right." "Halt!" "I thought you were going to explain everything." "He didn't give me a chance, did he?" "There's something very strangely wrong here." "Why has that general got it in for us?" "He seems determined to find us guilty." "Yes, but why?" "I don't know, they..." "They seem pretty harmless to me." "Yes, we've no evidence of them actually spying on anything." "It is quite clear that they are all guilty." "All guilty." "Yes, they're guilty." "Knew it as soon as I looked at them." "There's clear evidence that they were spying." "Thank you, gentlemen." "Well, I think we can resume." "Sergeant Major, bring the prisoners back." "Escort and accused, left wheel." "By the front, quick march!" "Left, right, left, right, left wheel!" "Mark time!" "Halt!" "Right turn!" "The court has carefully considered all the evidence and finds you all guilty, as charged." "Desertion in a time of war is a most heinous military crime." "Look, I've deserted from nowhere." "I was never in your rotten army." "You will be confined to a military barracks awaiting a regimental court-martial." "Now, look, I'm not being confined anywhere." "You, young lady, have betrayed your king and country." "You are sentenced to 10 years penal servitude to be spent in a civilian prison." "Oh, but I haven't done anything!" "The court finds you guilty of espionage." "For a crime of this magnitude, there is only one penalty." "But this is ridiculous!" "You know all the evidence has been twisted against us." "Tell them!" "The witnesses have given their evidence." "The court has reached its verdict." "If you've nothing further to say, sentence will be passed." "I most certainly have something further to say." "This is all just a mockery." "I demand the right to appeal to a higher authority." "There is no right of appeal." "You will be executed at dawn tomorrow." "Take him away, Sergeant Major!" "Prisoners and escort, left turn!" "Now, just a moment!" "You can't do this to us!" "Hey, let go!" "Hand him over to the MPs." "They'll take him to the military prison." "I'll take these two back to the cell, sir." "Just a moment, Sergeant Major." "Captain Ransom, surely, you're not going to keep this poor girl in the cells all night." "Well, we've nowhere else to keep her." "Well, why not leave her here?" "I could look after her." " Yeah, I don't see why not." " Thank you." "All right, put a guard on the door, Sergeant Major, and take him away." "Sir!" "Oh, I don't want to leave you, Doctor." "You stay here, Zoe." "Goodbye, my dear." "Oh, can't you help us, Lieutenant Carstairs?" "Nothing I can do, I'm afraid." "Well, nice to have met you both." "Must be getting back." "Goodbye, my dear." "Chin up." "But you can't let them execute the Doctor." "He hasn't done anything!" "Well, you heard the evidence, my dear." "It's all proved." "I'm afraid he is a spy." "Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right." "I'll, uh, see they bring you something to eat." "Oh, thank you." "Sergeant Major, uh..." "Have you been at the Front long?" "Oh, quite a while." "I've been out here since..." " What's the matter?" " Can't remember." "Here, what are you asking me all these questions for?" "Ah!" " Sir?" " Yes, what is it?" "You wanted the keys to the prison cell." "Ah, yes." "Is everything arranged for the execution?" " Yes." " Very well." "(KEYS JINGLING)" " Zoe!" " Oh, Doctor!" "Ah, how on earth..." "Well, I couldn't leave you to be shot, could I?" "It's dawn!" "Oh, what a nice and clever girl you are." "Now, we must find Jamie." "They said something about a military prison." "Come on." "Quite right, Doctor." "It is time to go." "(COUGHING)" "Squad, attention!" "Present!" "Aim!" "(GUNS FIRING)"

"Previously on Ghost Whisperer." "You move between the world of life and death." "You don't know the price." "What price?" "No!" "please, not you!" "You have to cross over." "I don't want to." "I saw Jim's ghost step into Sam's body." "You're back!" "Do I know you?" "I see the same guy that you see," "Different hair, nose, eyes." "It's not Jim." "He's in there somewhere." "He just has to be." "You're not gonna tell me that you think I'm your husband reincarnated." "Because your are the only sane person I've met since I woke up." "It's not much." "But maybe you could help me finish my garage." "And you could live there while you do the work." "Just until you figure out your next move." "That's strange." "I've been hoping for a clue." "Something to tell me who I was." "I bought that less than a month ago." "Question is, who did I buy it for?" "Sam?" "Oh, my god." "It's true." "You don't know who I am, do you?" "You must be Nicole." "The fiance?" "She is not his fiance until he puts a ring on her finger." "Ok." "So where are they now?" "I don't know." "He hasn't been home all day." "But he's with her?" "Nikki." "I assume so." "How much time are they actually spending together?" "Well, he's not working, and she's in town. so..." "You didn't tell me they were spending whole days together." "What about the nights?" "Is she still staying at the hotel?" "Yes." "But they're spending all day together." "I'm really trying not to think about it." "I thought he was just trying to get in touch with her" "So that he could explain to her what happened and then say goodbye." "Well, guess what." "They're saying hello." "I think I hear them." "No." "No." "No." "They're just gonna see you." "Oh, yeah." "That's a lot better." "Did she see me?" "Can I?" " No." " Hold on a second, Sam." "Uh, Melinda?" "This is nuts." "Hi." "I am Delia." "Hi, Delia." "I'm Nikki." "I was looking for Melinda." " Found it!" "Oh, gosh!" "Nikki, Delia." "Have you met Delia?" "Yes." "We did." " I found it." " Oh, great." "I'm so sorry we had to come all the way back here for just this." "No." "It's great." "Hey, Melinda." "Hi, Sam." "Uh, Nikki left her cell phone here." "So..." "Right." "So..." "I guess I'll be taking you back..." "Well, actually that's why I wanted talk to you." "Melinda, the hotel that I booked is really nice." "It's fine and everything." "But I'm actually going to be spending a little bit more time than I originally planned." "And I really want to help Sam out as much as possible." "But I was only able to get a week off from work." "And I don't want to waste a minute that I could spend with him." "So, you are here." "And just if you didn't mind?" "Mind?" "Just 'cause obviously I couldn't stay with Sam." "Obviously." "No." "No." "Because we're really just getting to know each other." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Of course." "Really?" "It's ok." "I can stay with you?" "Sure." " Great." " Great." "Great." "We were walking around the house into the back." "And we get there." "And her grandmother and grandfather are there." "Oh, my god!" "What are you doing?" "Swimming." "Are you crazy?" "What are you thinking?" "Paula, come on, it's freezing!" "No way!" "She's going in." " No." " Catch me if you can!" "Paula, don't go out there." "Oh, my God!" "This is no£¡" "Is she serious?" "I'm not going in there, no way!" "Paula, come back!" "Mark, do something." "Paula, come on!" "Wait!" "Paula, come on!" "It's freezing." "Seriously, come on!" "Paula, come on, it's freezing." "Where is she?" "Mark, look down." " Fish, oh, gross." " Oh, sick." "Paula, come back, ok?" "Very funny, we get it." "Just come back, seriously." "Come on." "Come on, guys." "The water's great." " Come on, Paula." " All right, let's go." "Paula, come back." "Yeah, Paula." "It's not funny." "Seriously." "What was that?" "Oh, my god." "I think there's..." "Paula, look, I'm worried!" "Paula!" "Hold that." "She's not kidding, get her out of there!" "Oh, my god, what's going on?" "Get her out of there!" "Oh, my god!" "I think something's in there!" "What is that?" "!" "What's the matter?" "!" "Hurry!" "Oh, my god!" "Swim this way, come on!" "Mark, get her!" "Oh, my god." "Hurry, hurry, get out!" "What the hell was that?" " Here, give me your coat." " Here, put this on." "Hey, it's ok." "You're ok now." "Just get me out of here." "Ok, I enjoy hiking like the next girl but why are we out here?" "Getting your mind off the fact that your husband's dating your roomie." "She is not my roomie." "Ok?" "I was in such a fog, I didn't know what I said yes to." "You're literally the girl that can't say no." "Should've made you very popular in high school." "Hey!" "I can say "no."" "Then what are you doing up here with me?" "You said you needed a favor." "And I need a favor, too." "Ok?" "Just please keep working with Sam..." "No matter what it takes to get his memory back... before Nikki convinces him that he loves her." "Just please help us." "Of course." "I'll do whatever I can." "But now my favor." "Ew." "Do you smell that?" "Dead fish everywhere." "A biologist at the university's doing some tests in the water." "But I thought you might get results faster." "Me?" "A student of mine was up here swimming with some friends last night." "The whole experience freaked her out." "And not just the dead fish." "She said something was pulling her under." "She called it a presence." "Look, I know it's a long shot, but her father died earlier this year..." "What was his name?" "Edwin Hathaway." "He's here." "But do you hear that?" "He's not alone." "Tell no one." "You're sure that's the ghost you saw?" "I think so." "He responded to his name, anyway." "According to his obituary, he was 52." "Died of a stroke." "Well ,that's weird. 'cause ghosts usually appear one of two ways." "How they looked at the moment of their death, or how they looked in life." "Half these ghosts were rotting and decomposing." "It says here he died at the hospital." "What was he even doing at the lake?" "Sometimes spirits gather." "I've seen it before." "But it's usually around the place of their death." "So this is where they all died?" "You'd think, but I couldn't find any mass deaths in the vicinity." "Do you remember the plane crash a few years ago?" "Yeah." "But that was almost 20 miles away." "So what are they doing there?" "Keeping a big fat secret. "Tell no one."" "Not a lot of subtext there." "Unfortunately, our instructions came a little bit late." "It's the biologist I told you about from the university." "He found heavy concentrations of a particular pathogen in the water." "The same pathogen found in the waters filled with bodies after hurricane Katrina." "So they're actually in there?" "We'll know soon enough." "Health department's gonna dredge the lake." "Oh!" "That's my appointment with Sam." "Well, go!" "Go." "Get out of here." "What?" "No, but I want it back." "Give it back!" "You gave it to me." "I did not give it to you." "Give it." "Well, here look." "If you want it so badly." "Well, I just wanted to show you the article." "You always do this." "Hey, Eli." "Hey." "This is Nikki." "Hi." "It's nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, too." "Ok." "Buddy." "Take care." "Well, listen." "Thank you so much for helping us out." "Oh, sure." "Um..." "Is this going to be a joint session?" "No, it's just me." "But we were running so late," "I didn't have a chance to take Nikki back..." "It's fine." "Don't worry about it." "Not a problem." "I'll just grab a cup of coffee and meet you afterwards." "Thank you." "Past-life regression is just a kind of hypno-therapy." "With all due respect," "I just don't get how discovering that I had a past life" "Is going to help me find this one." "All right." "The one that I lost." "It loosens the subconscious." "My subconscious?" "Do you want to know what my subconscious is telling me?" "It is telling me that something off." "Good, that's good." "Keep going." "Well, Nikki for example." "Ok?" "She's beautiful." "She's smart." "She's blonde?" "Blonde?" "You're into blondes?" "No." "That she has nice hair." "I remembered how it felt when I put my arm around her." "I mean, I remember how it smelled." "Well, then why can't I remember at all jerking her around for 10 years?" "Maybe you just didn't want to marry her." "Ok." "So I was Mr. Can't Commit." "That's what everyone says." "You know what I think?" "I think I remember wanting to get married." "I feel like that I had finally met the right person and then..." "Tell me about her." "Well, that we wanted to have kids." "I mean, maybe we were even trying." "If that's true, then why isn't she telling me about that?" "By she you mean...?" "Nikki." "Who else?" "You tell me." "Nikki can't be the only person you dated." "I want you to consider that maybe...just maybe..." "There's someone else." "Wait, someone more important than the woman I spent half my adult life with?" "Look, I just think that's kinda hard to imagine." "Look, I..." "I really gotta talk to her." "But thanks." "This has been a big help." "Did they find anything?" "Yeah." "Plenty." "A reporter said that it's 8 victims and counting." "Victims?" "Is that what they are?" "Paula's father died in a hospital." "Yeah, well that's what his obit said." "Maybe the paper got it wrong." "Anyway, it looks like they're going to be out here a while." "I don't hear anything." "They're here." " So how'd it go with Sam?" " So-so." "As his shrink there's only so much I can tell you was." "what I almost told him." "Which was?" "That he's Jim, your husband." "And anything he remembers about anyone he loved is you." "So he remembered something?" "Just that he wanted to have kids." "Well, that's huge!" "He thinks he wants to have them with her." "What am I going to do?" "You've disturbed us." "All of us." "All we asked for was your silence." "I couldn't stop this if I wanted to." "It's the health department and the police." "They want answers." "Edwin, we know you have a family that cared about you." "They deserve to find out what happened to you." "Just tell us how we can help." "What is it that you want..." "To protect the living." "From what?" "Got another one." "What if they just all died of the same thing?" "Some chemical, toxic-something?" "In the lake?" "I think the C.D.C. would say that the dead people are the problem." "And bothers me is not how they got there, but why they stayed." " Your Latte, and the cappuccino." " Thanks." "Well, they were just hanging around their bodies, right?" "Yeah." "That's the upside." "That's an upside?" "You know, it just means as spirits they weren't lured there by someone or something." "What do you mean?" "Like some kinda ghost cult?" "No." "More like the ghosts in the tunnels, you know, or the watchers." "The watchers?" "A group of spirits who made all the threats about Jim." "They said that there would be a price to pay for what I can do." "Ahh." "There's Sam." "And no Nikki." "And he's heading toward the store." "Go." "Go be with him." "I don't know if I'm up for being his "good friend" right now." "Go!" "All right." "Ok." "Sam." "Hey, Melinda." "That's funny." "I was just coming to see you." "Do you have to go back to work or can you talk for a bit?" " No." "I'm good." " Great." "Thanks for, you know, letting Nikki stay with you." "Oh, yeah." "It's no problem." "I didn't even see her last night." "Yeah, she said you were still asleep when she came in." "And she was asleep when I left." "So." "Yeah." "She's a night person." "I mean, at least that's what she tells me." "I guess both of us were." "She'd do crosswords." "I would read the sports pages." "We'd stay up..." "I hate crosswords." "I don't even remember." "Although, you know it's funny." "I do remember Ryan Howard's 2006 batting average... 3-13" "Wait." "How do you know that?" "You hear something enough times it kinda sticks." "Look, Melinda, what I wanted to ask you is," "How is it I remember something as stupid as sports trivia" "But I don't remember something that" "Nikki and I fought about for years?" "In my head, I remember wanting to have kids." "And Nikki didn't?" "No, she says she did." "So this big memory breakthrough I'm having is wrong." "And she's gotta be right." "I mean, she sounds right." "I'm being the typical guy, dragging my heels." "Not all guys are like that." "My husband wasn't." "I was always the one dragging my heels." "But Jim, he..." "He wanted everything that you're remembering... which has to mean something, right?" "What to me and Nikki?" "No, to you." "It's none of my business." "But maybe you...maybe you shouldn't listen to what everyone else says, not about the stuff that really matters." "You know who you are." "When you start believing that, you'll get back to you, to..." "To what?" "To being the guy like your husband?" "Committed, confident enough in himself," "In the world, to bring another human being into it?" "But you see, I wasn't." "So pretending that I was is just wishful thinking." "Thank you so much for coming." "Of course, you seemed upset." "I don't understand." "I tell you something weird happened at the lake," "And then the next thing I know I get a call from the health department recommending that I should go on a course of antibiotics." "And then I turn on the TV and see them pulling dead bodies out of water that I was just swimming in." "I know this must be scary..." "It's disgusting." "I wish I could make you feel better." "But unfortunately, I think I'm about to make you feel worse." "What are you talking about?" "I need to ask you about your father." "First I need you to consider the possibility that parts of us may exist after our bodies have stopped." "Why?" "Because I've talked to your father's ghost." "He was up at the lake." "He's there..." "No, this is...this is crazy." "Paula, you said you felt a presence," "You think my dad is one of the corpses" "They're pulling out of that water?" "Look, I know this is hard to accept..." "No, literally." "There's no way." "Why?" "He's right here." "Your father was cremated...where?" "Is this what you wanted?" "To be cremated?" "I was done with my body." "I wanted my family to be done with it, too." "I thought, somehow, it would be easier for them." "And now they have to feel your loss all over again." ""Protect the living."" "You meant, from what happened to you." "We were betrayed." "Look what's become of us." "It's just how you see yourselves." "No." "It's how they'll see us too." "My wife, my daughter." "They'll be forced to..." "No." "No." "You can talk to them." "You can help them through this." "And they'll remember you just as you were." "And then you can move on." "We're not going anywhere." "We've waited." "There's business to finish." "What is it that you want to finish?" "You mean who." "If they went to the movies they should been back by now." "Or if they went to dinner..." "I don't know where they are." "And I don't want to know." "Well, you should want to know" "When your competition looks like this." "It's tough love, girlfriend." "And you gotta hear this." "Ok." "So what do you want me to do?" "Get into the game!" "You gotta fight fire with fire!" "Look, it's not like I can throw on a bikini and mud wrestle for the guy." "Well, you can't just sit around and do nothing." "Does it look like I'm doing nothing?" "No, it looks like you're helping another ghost." "Not just one ghost, a lot of them." "Ok, and they left loved ones behind." "And if I don't figure out who dumped their bodies..." "I am not suggesting that this work isn't important." "I'm just saying that ghosts can keep." "I'm not so sure Sam can." "Yeah." "Neither am I." "Then why don't you do something about it?" "Because nothing..." "Nothing I can do will get him to remember me..." "Or choose me." "All I can do is have faith." "That's all I have right now." "Faith." "It's so nice to meet you." "Carl gets so few visitors lately." "Not that we're surprised in his business." "Who wants to watch someone dying?" "When did he close the funeral home?" "When the cancer made it impossible for him to work." "Did he take care of your family?" "No." "He...helped some friends of mine." "I keep wishing someone close might get through to him." "He doesn't listen to me anymore." "Get through to him?" "He has so little time, and he's in such pain..." "But he won't take the pills they give him." "I guess he's afraid it'll make the end come sooner." "But really, why go on like this?" "Do you want me to talk to him?" "Thank you." "Come on." "Carl?" "My name is Melinda Gordon." "I don't know you." "What do you want?" "I came to talk about the lake." "What lake?" "Where the bodies are." "Where you put them." "Didn't you?" "Part of me hoped I would die before this day." "And the other part?" "What if they're waiting for me?" "Why did you do it?" "I thought I had no choice." "What do you mean?" "The big mortuary chains kept calling to get me to sell." "But my great grandfather built that place from nothing." "And I was proud." "And I wanted a better price." "What happened?" "What always happens." "They undercut me." "I couldn't compete." "The money ran out." "And when the furnace finally broke down," "I was desperate." "It's no excuse." "Sometimes I think..." "The cancer is a punishment." "All this pain." "Your wife said there's pain medication that you won't take." "I feel evil." "Carl, you made a mistake." "You're not evil." "No." "No." "I feel evil around me." "Everywhere." "You're right." "Carl, they're here." "All the ghosts of the bodies that you threw into that lake." "Oh, no." "I see them." "Oh, please." "They're angry because of what you did." "But I can help." "Please just give me the names of all the people that you threw into the lake." "I can talk to their families." "I can help them heal." "To help them suffer, you mean." "Then they'll drop their anger, ok?" "Not until he's suffered like we have." "You need to go into the light." "There's forgiveness there." "Carl, take your medicine." "I went back and looked where he told me to." "Back to the funeral home?" "Wow, you're a glutton for gruesome." "Yeah well with Mary sunshine bunking at my house," "I already feel like formaldehyde girl." "Formaldehyde girl, that's funny." "Sorry." "Not funny." "Did you get the list of names?" "Yeah." "I'm just trying to see if their I.D.s match what we found." "Hey, here's Paula's dad." "Was everybody on the list scheduled for cremation?" "Cremation, cremation." "Yeah, it looks like they were meant to be..." "Cremated." "I'll call you back." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "Um, do you have a minute to talk about Sam?" "Sure." "What about him?" "Well, first of all, I want to apologize for imposing on you at your house and here at work now." "But I really...honestly, I didn't know who else to go to." "You know how you grow up imagining what it'll be like to be in love?" "You picture your boyfriend, your husband." "And not just the good times..." "But the fights and the problems, too." "Yeah." "Sure." "Could you ever have imagined something like this happening?" "A guy that you loved just wakes up one day and then suddenly has no idea who you are?" "No." "Never." "Really?" "Not at all?" "I..." "I don't understand." "I guess I was so blown away by what happened to Sam that I really didn't notice it at first, but, uh..." "Do you think it's a little odd that he's staying in your garage?" "The same garage he was supposed to be doing designs for?" "And where are the plans?" "I haven't seen any of those." "What are you driving at?" "When I first came here, my idea was a quick in and out." "Let Sam know that he was forgiven, maybe fill in a few memory blanks, and then say goodbye." "But now that I've seen who he is, this new Sam who wants kids, who's ready to settle down." "I..." "I don't want to let him go." "What does that have to do with me?" "That's what I'm trying to find out." "Shouldn't you be asking Sam?" "You're not gonna make this easy, are you?" "I thought I just did." "Thank you." "Mrs. Sessick, you startled me." "I apologize for coming by without calling." "I thought you'd want to know." "Carl died, a few hours ago." "I'm so sorry." "I don't know what you said, but after you left, he seemed to change." "He relaxed, and decided to take his pain medicine." "After a few hours later, he took my hand." "Then his eyes opened wide, like he saw something amazing." "And that was it." "That look in his eyes, he must have just seen the face of his maker." "Don't you think?" "That's a lovely notion." "Thank you so much, Melinda, for giving my husband peace." "Melinda?" "Melinda!" "How did I get here?" "Oh, no!" "No." "Melinda!" "Melinda!" "Melinda!" "Oh, please god, anywhere but here." "For you, there's nowhere but here." "Forgive me." "Please, I'm begging you." "I'm begging you for forgiveness." "Please!" "Please!" "That's not what you'll find here." "Melinda!" "Help me!" "Tell me, how can I help you?" "Mom, you wanted to talk about this." "No one is mad at you, Mom." "Speak for yourself." "When Edwin had his stroke, he was jogging a few miles from home." "He had no wallet, no ID." "So the hospital needed someone to say that it was him." "I went." "But I couldn't do it." "I just..." "I couldn't look at him." "Paula was there by then, so she did it." "I made my own daughter go in and look at her dead father." "Mom, I didn't mind doing it." "There was no shame in what happened to him." "Why couldn't I just look at him?" "Marlene, there's no shame in what you did, either." "Most people never see their deceased loved ones ever." "My daughter, she said that you knew something about Edwin's spirit." "He is stuck here?" "He can't move on?" "That's right." "He and the others spirits whose bodies were put in the lake," "They're earthbound, which means they haven't been able to cross over into the light." "Why not?" "They don't want you to know what happened to them." "Out of shame." "That's why your husband tried to scare Paula away" " that night at the lake." " Can we help them?" "You might." "But right now, they're very angry." "Until the right moment comes..." "If Edwin's ghost is still here, then that means he saw what I did when he died." "Please give me the chance to make it right." "Sam, please don't sneak up on me like that!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "The door was open." "Look, I took Nikki to a hotel last night." "And, um, I just wanted to come by and see if you were ok." "I'm fine." "Are you sure?" "Because you seemed a little tense, and frankly, so did Nikki." "No, really." "I'm fine." "Ok." "Well, then I'll go back to the hotel." "Why?" "I mean, she's been here almost a week, so what are you going to do?" "I don't know." "It's weird." "I feel things when I'm with her." "Nice things." "Her smell is familiar." "I recognize the feel of her hand when I hold it." "You know, it's comfortable." "Ok." "Melinda,not everybody can have what you had with your husband." "All right?" "And given my track record," "I'm not sure I'd even be capable of that." "Of course you are." "Maybe you don't know me as well as you think." "And, look, if suddenly I feel like I should take a chance, you know, get some feelings back, maybe that's progress." "Maybe that's a good thing." "Maybe I should reach out with both hands." "All right." "Don't." "Don't what?" "You can do better for yourself than" ""comfortable"" "or "maybe getting some feelings back."" "Hold out for more." "What?" "What am I holding out for?" "Everything." "Hold out for everything." "You know, that's easy for you to say." "You had everything." "Who's there?" "Carl, why are you here?" "You said there would be forgiveness for me, you lied." "Did you look into the light?" "I saw it, but they told me I couldn't go in." "Why not?" "Because of my shame." "But you apologized." "I mean, you tried to make things right." "You can come out of the shadows now." "No, I can't." "They're looking for me." "They want me to go with them." "Those spirits are angry because of what you did." "Nobody can keep you from the light." "It's not them." "It's the others." "The others?" "Spirits I've never seen before." "But they said they know you." "They know me?" "They said they gave you a warning, but you didn't listen," "And something you cherished was lost." "And?" "They said you believed in things that weren't right," "And trusting those things might hurt others..." "And you." "Hello?" "I'm here." "What do you want from me?" "What did I do to offend you?" "You did nothing." "Then why did you take my husband away?" "Fate did that, not us." "You came to me and you said" "That death would touch something that I loved." "And before I knew it, he was dead." "We just warned you to be careful." "Yeah. 'cause that's what you were doing was warning me" "With all your lies and threats." "We don't lie or make threats." "You told Carl that he couldn't cross over." "The light has never denied anyone." "The light doesn't make the choice." "We each do." "We?" "You mean you." "No, each of us for ourselves." "You wondered why these lake spirits stayed earthbound." "Well, it's the same reason that Carl did." "When the light opens, we each see ourselves reflected back." "So Carl's shame kept him here." "When spirits feel unworthy, sometimes we choose to stay back to work together for the living." "to make ourselves worthy." "What spirits stay back to do that?" "I haven't seen any." "You're meeting four of them now." "You?" "Why do you think we're still here?" "So when Carl said that you asked him to join you...?" "Carl?" "They explained it to me, and I understand now." "This is what I want." "Are you sure?" "Because they said it's your choice." "You can move on now." "I want to be one of them." "All right." "Will you help me fix the wrongs I did?" "How?" "By taking away their shame." "Thank you all for coming tonight." "We'd asked for family and friends," "And I just never realized how many friends we have." " Hey, Eli." " Hi, Sam." "I wasn't sure what to say," "So I asked my darling english major Paula for some help." "And she wrote down some thoughts for me." "Paula?" "Don't be shy." ""Tonight we send our loved ones" ""to where we thought they'd already gone." ""It seems like a detour," ""an embarrassing wrong turn." ""but the truth is, we never knew where they were going." ""We pretended we did, and that made us feel better." ""But every path leads to the unknown." ""some paths join others, and some split off on their own." ""we want to know where they all go, but maybe we shouldn't." ""maybe the more we insist on knowing," ""the less we'll be able to learn from life's twists and turns." ""I know what you're thinking," ""that the unknown is scary." ""But that's ok." ""we're human." ""maybe before we feel free," ""we're supposed to feel fearful." ""Maybe it means more that way." ""So let's all say goodbye now." ""and remember, that no matter what we're feeling," ""there's no shame." "No shame at all."" "Melinda." "Oh, hey, Sam." "Nikki's downstairs." "She wanted to talk to you first." "First?" "Nikki..." "Melinda." "Heh, I..." "I don't know why you've been so nice to me." "Letting me stay here in your house, when obviously..." "Nikki..." "It's not easy to say this," "We have our whole lives ahead of us." "And whatever you're feeling right now," "I hope you can understand why I did what I did." "Someday maybe you'll see that it was for the best." "You don't have to..." "The weirdest part is Sam is this whole other guy." "He's a grown-up who realizes he wants more." "He talks about holding out." "And that's sort of amazing, because everything I've been holding out for," "He is ready to give." "And I don't know why, but I feel like I have to thank you for that." "No hard feelings, I hope." "You...you deserve every happiness." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thanks for coming." "Please, uh..." "Just be happy." "Bye." "Bye."

"(indistinct chatter)" "(people scream, panicked shouts)" "(car horn blares)" "(tires screeching, horn blares)" "(horn blares)" "Hey!" "Watch it!" "(gunshots)" "(gunshots, panicked shouts)" "What the hell did you do... (tires squealing)" "♪ NCIS:" "LA 4x23 ♪ Parley Original Air Date on May 7, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "(sighs)" "(chuckles):" "Oh, God." "You okay?" "Yeah." "Last night got a little rough." "Oh, really?" "Who?" "Joshie." "SAM:" "Joshie..." "Joshie?" "Is that the one who made your legs shake?" "No, that was Griff." "All right, so tell me about Joshie." "KENSI:" "Joshie, Joshie... (sighs)" "Kind of over Joshie." "That quick?" "For one night only." "Well, it's supposed to be fun and make you feel good, not wake up sore." "It's different for girls." "Maybe you should go crawling back to Griff." "Well, I will if he comes back around." "I haven't had a repeat in six months." "I'm sorry, did I miss something?" "Who... who are these guys?" "They're not guys, they're WODs." "W-O-Ds?" "What's that, like a BFF with an STD?" "(Sam chuckles)" "W-O-D is workout of the day." "I started doing crossfit." "Why?" "You got to try it." "It's addictive." "So is meth." "Okay, listen." "You are tired." "You are sore, you are miserable." "You are stretching muscles you didn't even know you had." "You are in a pool of sweat, and yet, all you can think about is doing it again as soon as possible." "Hmm." "And they name all these workouts after random guys?" "No, actually the hero WODs are named after firefighters, soldiers, police officers, fallen heroes killed in the line of duty." "But, actually, you know what, the toughest ones are named after women-- Helen, Fran." "Fran, now that's a tough broad." "For real." "Fight Gone Bad." "Filthy 50." "How about Lazy Sunday Morning?" "Watching a Football Game with a Cold Beer?" "(Sam chuckles)" "No pain, no gain." "If I'm gonna pay someone to hurt me, it better be a dominatrix." "Oh, do tell." "That was a joke." "(Kensi laughs) That was a joke." "I have noticed some unexplained bruising in the past." "Thank you." "Yo, man, I don't judge." "Thank you." "Whatever you want to do on your spare time is your business, as long as you don't ask me to spank you, we're all good." "Great." "Ah, you like that?" "(Eric whistle)" "(German accent):" "Mistress Henrietta awaits your arrival in the operations center." "Those who are tardy will be subjected to severe punishment." "Unless punishment is something you desire." "No, not you." "Sorry." "Just role-playing." "Oh, I get it." "The, uh, tech nerd can't play with the cool kids." "What?" "Man..." "Good morning, all." "Miss Jones." "An hour ago" "Monica Davis was the intended target of a shooter in Hollywood." "CALLEN:" "Nice little serpentine move." "Yeah, she's bobbing and weaving like she's used to getting shot at." "Who is she?" "Miss Davis is a hostess at the Afrobeat nighclub N'Kosi." "CALLEN:" "Why is someone trying to kill her?" "We don't know." "And we weren't able to get a clear angle of his face." "We're not sure, but he may be involved with this man." "NELL:" "Johannes Waaldt." "He's the owner of N'Kosi, where Monica works." "He's also the face of several charities that build water purification systems in Africa." "Am I missing something?" "ERIC:" "Back in the day," "Waaldt was quite the international arms dealer." "CALLEN:" "And that would be it." "That's Abdul Habaza." "The man who killed Moe." "HETTY:" "From helicopters to rocket launchers, JoJo was a one-stop shop until he became a legitimate businessman." "So what happened," "Monica Davis saw something she wasn't supposed to see?" "HETTY:" "We're not sure." "And we've lost contact with our man inside." "Who's that?" "Deeks?" "ERIC:" "Not Deeks." "Max Gentry." "How long's he been working this?" "HETTY:" "This is a question for Assistant Director Granger." "Apparently he set this up." "Well, what is Deeks saying?" "He hasn't checked in yet." "We're still waiting for his call." "(laughing):" "Oh, my God." "That was crazy." "That dude could've killed me." "Oh, you got that part, did you?" "And then you squeal in like freaking Steve McQueen from Bullitt and I'm, like, get me the hell out of here." "And you're, like, bang, bang, bang," "(screeches) getting all Fast Five with it." "Was that, like, insane, or what?" "No, that wasn't like insane, that was actually insane." "I know, right, just feel my heart." "Seriously, baby, feel my heart." "No." "Why are you so mad?" "'Cause you almost got yourself killed." "But you saved me." "You... are such a badass." "Come one, baby, come here." "Don't, stop." "Just stop." "Just relax, Max." "We got away; we're home free." "Are you kidding me?" "Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in?" "I'm not afraid of JoJo." "You should be." "Honestly, I can't even believe you did this." "Well, what did you expect me to do?" "Uh, maybe what I told you-- you go in, you take some pictures." "It was that simple." "But when opportunity knocks..." "Yeah, well opportunity's about to kick open that door and shoot us both in the head." "(mocking):" "Somebody's about to kick in that door and shoot us both in the head." "Really?" "You joking?" "(mocking):" "You joking?" "Are you done?" "Max... chill out." "You want to see them?" "No, I don't." "(chuckles):" "Yes, you do." "No, I don't." "Put them back." "I don't want to see them." "Don't..." "(diamonds clattering)" "Oh, I just dropped a Bentley." "Can you please just give those to me?" "Yeah." "Just give..." "Don't put them down your..." "Are you... don't, you're gonna drop..." "(diamonds clattering)" "Ooh." "Are you serious right now?" "You're dropping diamonds..." "This was a terrible idea." "Deek's phone is still at his cover house." "KENSI:" "All right, so why hasn't he checked in?" "SAM:" "Maybe he didn't have a chance yet." "Yeah, but he's got to know we saw the shooting." "If he was in trouble, he would've sent a distress." "Not if he's injured or... dead." "NELL:" "I got him." "Deeks sent an encrypted text." "Did he say what the hell happened?" "There's been a complication." "Yeah, we've gathered that." "CALLEN:" "What else?" "NELL:" "That's it." "That's it?" "It was a short text." "More of a tweet." "He doesn't have a plan." "KENSI:" "So what are we supposed to do, just sit around and wait until he comes up with one?" "No." "Sam and I are gonna head down to Waaldt's club and we're gonna find out who we're dealing with." "Okay, what am I supposed to do?" "Back up your partner." "Are there surveillance cameras at the cover house?" "Uh, no." "But he's got an earwig." "We can send him a message, tell him to put it in." "Do it." "Send the address to my phone." "Keep an eye on her." "Will do." "All right, you ready?" "We can't go to a club dressed like this." "Why not?" "The club's not even open yet." "Yeah, we still don't want to walk in there looking like a couple of hobos." "Hobos?" "What is this, 1939?" "Yeah, we got to look the part." "What, Hetty get you a new suit or something?" "You got a new suit?" "I'm due." "I'm due." "Why didn't she get me a new suit?" "Maybe she wanted to surprise you." "Hetty?" "Am I, uh, getting a new suit?" "Not till you return the pants from the last one." "I told you I can't find them." "What is that?" "It was Armani Prive." "I was under cover." "Things happen." "G, you lost your pants." "Even Deeks doesn't lose his pants." "(chuckles) Come on." "We're lucky Deeks wears pants." "I got to tell you, Hetty sure outdid herself this time." "Don't even start." "What, you don't think this is a sharp suit?" "Maybe it's because it's new." "Do you remember before we were partners?" "Yeah, what about it?" "I miss those days." "Yeah?" "Okay, Lone Wolf McQuade." "Well, today, I'm an ex-running back, you're my agent, and we're here to rent the club for an NFL draft party." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "How come I don't get to be the ex-player?" "As what, a kicker?" "Quarterback." "I'm taller than Doug Flutie, I'm mobile..." "Fine, fine." "We'll try it your way." "But I'd still make a great quarterback." "Yeah, just keep your pants on in there." "(afrobeat music playing in background)" "Do you want the whole dance area?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "We're gonna want the, uh, VIP room, and we're gonna buy out the whole bar." "WOMAN:" "Great, we can also do specialty drinks." "CALLEN:" "I like it." "This will work." "You getting all this, Eric?" "Yeah." "Waaldt we already know." "Okay, our shooter's name is Pieter Smit." "He's a South African native." "Looks like he's worked security for everyone from Blackwater to drug cartels in Mexico and Bolivia." "Who's the guy in the middle?" "ERIC:" "That is Noah Bernosoni." "He's Swiss." "NELL:" "He's an international banker, most recently with Wahr Geld Bank." "Uh, graduated from London School of Economics." "No criminal record." "All right, keep digging." "If he's dealing with Waaldt, he's probably into something dirty." "ERIC:" "On it." "And the bar is fully stocked." "and it's all top-shelf." "Great." "Well, good." "And we also provide the valet service until 1:30." "Anything later would have to be arranged beforehand." "Appreciate you showing us around." "Thank you." "We'll be in touch." "Great." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Maybe I'll have the two biggest ones made into earrings." "What do you think?" "I think you should put them back in the bag before you lose them." "Give them to me." "Oh, gotcha!" "Just like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman." "Remember the jewelry box that he snaps shut?" "Chomp." "I love that movie." "Yeah, it was a classic." "Want to take a shower?" "No." "No, I... don't." "Well, suit yourself." "Oh, my God." "That's okay." "I'll just get that-- that's fine." "I'm here to clean." "Oh, my God." "(phone chimes)" "Hey!" "You're not going to run off with my diamonds, are you?" "Just take your shower." "Last chance to join me." "Yeah, no," "I'm more of a bath guy myself." "But thank you." "Oh, that's romantic." "I like that." "(door closes)" "(beep)" "Are you there, God, it's me, Margaret." "KENSI:" "Judy Blume, really?" "DEEKS:" "I got a softer side." "Yeah, it's called your head." "I missed you, too." "Not from what I've seen." "Oh, my God, are you jealous?" "Oh, please, if you want to keep an operation secret, that is your business." "No, it wasn't a secret." "It wasn't even an operation, all right?" "Granger wanted info on Waaldt so I went to Waaldt's club." "I picked up his hostess and got her to look around for me-- that's it." "And just like that, she agreed to spy on her boss for you?" "No, it took a little bit of persuading." "I hope you used protection." "DEEKS:" "It's not like that." "The truth of the matter is that Max Gentry can be incredibly charming when he wants to be." "Maybe I should be partnered up with Max." "I didn't know she was going to go all Bonnie and Clyde on me." "So, where is Bonnie?" "She's in the bedroom." "I'm surprised you're not with her." "You sound like her." "What?" "Nothing." "What the hell is going on?" "So I asked her to snoop around Waaldt's office." "Guess what she found?" "Her panties?" "Meow, no not her panties." "She found $10 million in diamonds." "Who are you talking to?" "I-I was..." "I wasn't." "I heard you." "No, no, I was talking to myself." "That's how I figure things out." "You're so wound up." "I'm fine." "Everything's gonna be okay." "I promise." "You... you just need someone to take care of you." "And, baby I'll take care of you." "(kissing over earwig)" "CALLEN:" "How much we thinking?" "Well, it's hard to tell from the photos Deeks sent, but if they're real-- and there's no real reason to believe that they're not" "I'm guessing $10 million, maybe more." "That's a lot of bling." "NCIS in Washington has seen a recent influx in blood diamonds." "They're untraceable, won't set off any metal detectors, and you can carry millions-worth in your pocket." "As long as they're real, no one cares where they came from." "Our Red team has tracked blood diamonds from Sierra Leone to Antwerp where their county of origin papers are often forged." "Other than Afghani heroin, blood diamonds have been the most consistent form of terrorist funding." "So the big question is what is Waaldt funding?" "$10 million can fund a nice little coup." "I thought he was out of the business." "Granger must have had some suspicions to send Deeks in." "Where's Granger?" "Oh, his office says he is unreachable." "You told them what happened?" "Absolutely-- they said they would pass it along." "We got nothing on this guy." "NELL:" "Well... his man Smit tried to kill Monica Davis in broad daylight." "Some jump-off tried to steal $10 million in diamonds from me," "I'd off her in broad daylight, too." "(laughs) Wow." "That's good to know." "Hypothetically speaking." "If I were a bad guy." "Uh-huh." "It's attempted murder." "You bring him in, maybe he gives his boss up." "He's a violent dude." "He's not the cooperative type." "Which means we take a different tact." "Which would be...?" "Something you don't need to know about." "Hypothetically." "Kens?" "Kensi, you out there?" "I know you can hear me." "What?" "Where are you parked?" "Down the street." "I can't even see you." "That's the whole point of surveillance." "Ah, well, I'm sorry you had to hear that." "I guarantee it sounded worse than it actually was." "Who cares?" "Oh, my God, I'm sure Sam doesn't act like this when Callen gets hit on." "Act like what-- I'm just sitting here covering your ass." "Not sure what she's doing with it." "So, we're cool then?" "Why wouldn't we be cool?" "We should go to Monaco, you know?" "Like James Bond in Casino Royale?" "It's Montenegro." "You could get a tuxedo." "Mm." "And I'd get some hot dress." "And we'd be drinking champagne and playing roulette." "KENSI:" "No wonder she likes you." "She's delusional." "Okay, first off, Casino Royale actually happened in Montenegro, and secondly we're not going anywhere until we sort this out." "Where's Montenegro?" "Yeah, Deeks." "Where's Montenegro?" "It's in Europe." "You have no idea." "The beaches are topless." "Look at that, she speaks Deeks." "Match made in heaven." "We'll could get you a sexy little Speedo." "I'd pay to see that." "People would pay to see that." "I know I would." "Tell her not to waste her money." "It's too small a return on her investment." "(Deeks and Kensi laugh)" "What?" "What's so funny?" "Nothing, I was just" "I was laughing the joke that... you just told." "Oh, you never find my jokes funny, Maxi." "Maybe that 'cause you aren't funny." "No, I do laugh at your jokes because you're very funny, you say clever things that are very funny." "(phone ringing)" "It's my phone." "It's Waaldt." "Don't answer that." "Why not?" "Because he can use that to trace us here." "You're getting paranoid." "Don't answer the phone!" "Hello?" "Not the brightest Barbie in the toy box, is she?" "Okay, that doesn't even make any sense." "No, no, you listen." "Yeah, I've got them, and if you want them back, you're gonna have to pay for them." "(Waaldt speaks indistinctly)" "I'm not afraid of you." "(Waaldt speaks indistinctly)" "(laughs) Whatever." "(phone beeps)" "Hells, yeah, did you hear that?" "KENSI:" "I heard it." "I definitely heard it." "Did I sound like I meant business?" "Sounded like she just signed her own death warrant." "Antagonizing him isn't gonna help anything." "Screw him." "Why are you acting so weird?" "I'm not." "Are you getting cold feet?" "Because if you are, it's a little late for that." "I mean, you knew Waaldt had diamonds." "I didn't know he had diamonds." "That's why you wanted me to snoop around." "Don't pretend it's not." "No, it wasn't." "No, you wanted to know where they were so that you could steal them." "But I stole them for you." "You should be happy." "And you should be thanking me." "You and I... are gonna live happily ever after in luxury." "Clearly delusional." "So, I'm gonna get changed, and you and I can go out and celebrate." "We're not gonna go out and celebrate." "Yes, we are." "No, we're not." "Celebrate." "Celebrate." "Put your paws down." "We're st..." "Oh, my God." "Please help me." "You brought it on yourself, Maxi." "You're not helping." "You are not helping." "Are you hungry?" "No." "Keep eating your bonbons. (chuckles)" "No origami today?" "No." "And stop littering my dash." "You're hungry." "I know hypoglycemic-induced hostility when I see it." "I'm just thinking." "About what?" "You want to know what I was thinking?" "About eating?" "I was thinking about Wakanda." "What is that, a camp in Wisconsin?" "Seeing Abdul Habaza's picture reminded me of Moe and Jada, the time I spent in Chad and Sudan." "I started thinking about Wakanda." "Where is Wakanda?" "It's nowhere." "It's a fictional African country." "The most technically advanced society in the Marvel Universe." "And the richest." "Hold on a second." "In a comic book?" "You just geeked out on me in a real moment?" "Hey, man, when I was a kid, comic books were the only thing that made sense." "It was simple-- good guys versus bad guys." "For me it was all about T'Challa, the Black Panther." "Of course." "Not just 'cause he was a brother who was richer than Tony Stark." "T'Challa was a leader, he was a president, he was a superhero all at the same time." "He was all about justice." "When I left Brooklyn, the only thing" "I wanted to see was the motherland and-and to witness that world up close." "But instead of finding Wakanda, I found poverty, starvation, child soldiers, death squads." "Waaldt's bread and butter." "I thought I could save Moe." "I really thought I could help Jada." "That whole motherland thing's overrated." "I mean, look at me." "I come from a line of blood-feuding gypsies who keep trying to kill me." "How's that justice?" "There's our guy." "You ready, T'Challa?" "See, I knew I shouldn't have said that to you." "(laughs)" "I always regret it when I tell you things." "I know you do." "CALLEN:" "Hey." "Can I bum a smoke?" "Thanks." "Got a light?" "What kind of a smoker doesn't have a lighter?" "I'm trying to quit." "Don't move." "You have no idea who you're dealing with." "Pieter Smit." "Born December 19, 1972, Kroonstad, South Africa." "Mother was Mary, father was also Peter." "You served in..." "What do you want?" "We just want to talk." "Not interested." "Well, we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way." "Go to hell." "That would be the hard way." "(shouts over blow-dryer):" "Waaldt should've called back by now." "KENSI:" "You don't have to yell." "I'm not talking to you." "(knocking on door)" "Hey." "Stay in the bedroom." "I'm closing this." "Stay in the bedroom." "Kens, somebody's here." "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." "(sighs) Hi." "Who are you?" "Kelly Lang, neighborhood watch." "We've gotten reports concerning some suspicious and lewd behavior coming from this residence." "She's in the bedroom." "Oh, where she does some of her finest work, I'm sure." "Thank God." "She's gonna hear you." "Good!" "(clears throat) Callen and Sam have the guy that tried to kill you both." "They think she might help turn him, and if Waaldt's traced her phone, the safe house is no longer safe." "God, I hate this part." "What, the part where you have to say everything was a lie?" "That you're a big fat liar?" "That part?" "Don't do that." "Don't gloat." "I'm not gloating." "You're gloating a little bit." "I wasn't gloating." "It's a little unbecoming, actually." "(knocking)" "Monica!" "Monica?" "(blow-dryer whirring)" "Where is she?" "No." "Should have seen that coming." "If I had known we were going swimming," "I would have packed my swimming trunks." "(chuckles) You're funny." "He's funny." "I don't think he's funny." "Don't take that personally." "He's only happy if he's hurting somebody." "Good cop, bad cop?" "That's the best you got?" "I don't know." "I mean, those are two of our better routines." "What else do we have?" "We have the girl he tried to kill." "We have the girl." "Which one?" "There's been a couple got away, but not many." "Now that's funny." "No?" "Tough audience." "I'll tell you what else we have." "We have... your boss's diamonds." "Congratulations." "(phone chimes)" "Hang out." "We'll get more acquainted later." "What do you got, Eric?" "Okay, it's all good, but Monica Davis escaped." "How?" "Out a window, I think." "And she's got the diamonds." "And this is all good because...?" "Because we're tracking her cell phone and Kensi and Deeks are following her." "She make any calls?" "Not yet." "Keep it that way." "Don't let her receive any incoming either." "Let us know if Waaldt tries to reach her again." "I'm on it." "Any word from Granger?" "Nope." "Of course not." "Keep us informed." "Will do." "KENSI:" "Eric, how far now?" "Uh, she's about half a block ahead of you on the left." "She's not moving." "I can't believe she double-crossed me." "Yeah, just when you were about to live your life happily ever after in luxury." "She played you." "She's actually not that bad." "She just..." "Has poor judgment?" "Exactly." "Like her taste in men." "Oh, see?" "See, what you tried to do right there, but it's not gonna work 'cause she wasn't actually involved with me." "She was involved with my alter ego Max Gentry." "Hang on a second." "Not your undercover legend?" "You know, that's what I meant." "No, no, no, you said alter ego." "That's completely different." "Superheroes have alter egos." "No, no, superheroes have secret identities." "Schizophrenics have alter egos, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." "Or you when you haven't had chocolate or during your lady phase." "Shut up." "Ooh, speaking of crazy women." "All right, stay here." "Why am I staying here?" "Um, maybe because if she sees you she's gonna want to run again like most women." "Except for you." "You don't run from me." "That's because I carry a gun." "Now make yourself useful and back me up." "I'll just be here holding your purse." "Eric, call Monica's phone." "On it." "(phone rings)" "Yeah?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "I think they hung up." "NCIS." "What?" "Too many letters?" "Federal agent." "Back off, bitch." "I mean it." "Freeze!" "Max, what are you doing?" "Shoot her!" "Sorry, honey, he's with me." "And his real name is Marty Deeks, and he's a cop, and he's my partner." "Who's the bitch now?" "He is." "Can't argue with that." "CALLEN:" "Aren't you even a little bit curious as to why we brought you here?" "I'm assuming it's to kill me." "That's just defeatist." "What was your boss gonna do with the diamonds?" "A tiara." "I think you got a smirk out of him." "It was subtle." "I mean, you'd have to know him better to see it, but..." "Look, I'm not gonna kill you." "He might, but I won't." "I don't even care about the diamonds." "I just want to know what they were being used for." "Ask my boss." "I would, but he's not here, you are." "And I'm not telling you anything, so you might as well go ahead and drown me." "We're not gonna drown you." "No, he still has to feed the fish." "Did you see that?" "He smiled." "Now he's happy." "Finally." "(metallic clattering)" "Okay." "I guess I'll get some lunch." "What are you thinking, fish tacos?" "I'm not hungry." "Still?" "Hmm." "How about you?" "He shouldn't eat." "Hmm." "Okay." "All right, you let me know when you're all done." "He was brokering a deal." "I'm sorry?" "Waaldt was brokering a deal." "The diamonds were payment." "For what?" "I don't know." "Who's the buyer?" "I don't know." "Is it Bernosoni?" "The guy from the club today?" "No." "Bernosoni was negotiating for the seller." "Who's the seller?" "I don't know." "You don't know much, do you?" "I know he was Russian." "A Russian is selling something for $10 million?" "How do you know the seller was Russian?" "Because he was speaking in Russian." "When?" "A few weeks ago he came by the club one time." "You saw him?" "Yeah..." "I saw him." "The Russian you saw with Bernosoni... he one of these guys?" "That one." "That's him." "SAM:" "Isaak Sidorov." "What kind of police station is this?" "The kind you don't ask about." "Sit!" "Seriously, you're not gonna say anything?" "I got nothing to say." "Yeah." "Yeah." "(door closes)" "What's he doing here?" "Same thing you are." "Next time I won't miss." "Shut up and keep moving." "The diamonds she stole were to broker a deal with Isaak Sidorov." "Are you kidding me?" "Who's the buyer?" "CALLEN:" "Smit doesn't know." "Well, did anybody recognize Sam as David Forman or mention Quinn?" "No." "Their covers are intact." "Picked Sidorov out of a photo array." "Said Sidorov meet face-to-face with his boss, Waaldt." "Holy crap, this is huge." "Okay, so what do we do now?" "We make a plan... and fast." "CALLEN:" "Johannes Waaldt was brokering a deal with Bernosoni using $10-million worth of blood diamonds to buy one or more of Sidorov's nuclear bombs for an unknown buyer." "I'd bet more like $12 million." "What's a couple of million dollars amongst friends, huh?" "Well, Waaldt's gonna need some serious coin to cover that kind of loss." "You know, by now, he must be wondering where Smit is." "Maybe we can convince Waaldt that Smit and Monica stole the diamonds together." "DEEKS:" "I know somebody that can make that story stick." "You think she'll play ball?" "She won't want to, but she'll do it." "I told you things I never told anybody else." "We did things I never did with anybody else." "I'm sorry, but that wasn't me." "That was Max." "I risked my life for you." "I never asked you to steal the diamonds." "Well, you took advantage of me." "As I recall, you're the one that tried to rip me off." "I thought you were getting cold feet." "I was doing that for us." "Just to be perfectly clear, I never forced you to do anything." "Keep telling yourself that." "So what now?" "So what now is, you have a choice." "This is your third strike." "Yeah?" "And you stole millions of dollars of merchandise, you assaulted a federal officer." "And with your record, you're looking at 25 to life." "Oh, just cut to the chase." "Just tell me the truth for once." "Work with us." "Help us make the diamond exchange with Waaldt." "And if it leads to his arrest, and the arrest of Sidorov, you get to walk away free." "That's it?" "It's that simple." "Oh, screw simple." "What about a reward for the diamonds?" "I mean, they got to be worth something." "God bless you." "Always the hustler." "Yeah, takes one to know one." "Fair enough." "Why should I believe a word you say?" "'Cause I'm the one telling you, not Max." "Yeah." "And your imaginary friend, Max Gentry, absolves you of all guilt." ""It wasn't me, it was Max."" "So lucky to have a friend like Max." "Are you done?" "Yeah." "So what's it gonna be, Monica?" "What do I have to do?" "DEEKS:" "Call Waaldt." "You tell him it was Smit's idea, and he tried to kill you, he tried to double-cross you, and now you're scared." "You tell him you have the diamonds, and you'll give them back for $100,000 in cash." "Give him an hour to meet you at the LA Music Center with the cash, or you'll find another buyer." "Don't suppose I get to keep the cash after we're done?" "What do you think?" "(sighs)" "You can tell your buddies I'm in." "But I'm asking Waaldt for $250,000." "I might be scared, but I'm not stupid." "Love it." "(sighs)" "(whispering inaudibly)" "(door opens, closes)" "She's all yours." "(door closes)" "SAM:" "Kensi..." "Let him go." "You're up, Kens." "Tuck." "You know, you have a pretty sweet right cross." "Thanks." "I can tell you've studied Krav Maga." "You know, I used to have a thing for buff Israeli guys." "You know what I was thinking?" "What?" "That you and I should take off with the diamonds." "We'd make a pretty sexy team, and no one would mess with us." "And I'd cut you in for half." "That was a joke." "So..." "I got Max Gentry, but you get the real deal." "How's that?" "Deeks is my partner." "And that's it?" "That's enough." "Is it?" "You know you can't trust him." "I trust him with everything." "You're a bigger fool than I thought." "Everything he did, he did it to establish his cover." "A cover that saved you, and that will save a lot of other lives." "I'm not worried about the past." "Any of it." "I mean, why would you be?" "You're just his partner, right?" "Bye." "Good luck out there." "Hmm." "Any sign of Waaldt?" "I got nothing." "Nope." "Nope." "Eric?" "Nothing yet." "And Waaldt's phone is turned off, so we have no idea where he is." "SAM:" "He's coming around the fountain." "He's got a briefcase." "Is that my money?" "Blunt and crass." "What should I expect from a waitress?" "I was a hostess." "You put the "ho" in hostess." "(over earwig):" "And now you're a thief." "It takes one to know one." "Ooh, clever." "Where are my diamonds?" "Okay, that's enough." "Hey, hey." "Don't tell me you're gonna count that." "No, I trust you." "Something I'll never do again." "I'm not here alone." "Neither am I." "KENSI:" "Gun!" "(silenced gunshot) DEEKS:" "Monica!" "(gunshots, people screaming)" "(Waaldt cries out)" "Freeze!" "I got him!" "Monica!" "Monica!" "Stay down." "You're okay." "You're okay, just breathe." "Just breathe." "(groans)" "(panting)" "I would have been better off with Max." "(groans, pants)" "Kens..." "Eric, I'm gonna need two ambulances." "MONICA:" "Oh... (groans)" "(distant siren wailing)" "(groaning)" "Hey." "Hey, you're still here." "Yeah." "How come?" "I, uh... couldn't find you." "You didn't pick up your phone." "Must have left it in my car." "Hetty wanted me to give you this." "Okay." "How's Monica?" "Um..." "She's sore." "Obviously lucky." "How's Waaldt?" "Waaldt lawyered up in the ambulance, and he hasn't said a word." "Literally, a word." "Well, maybe he'll change his mind." "Yeah, who knows." "So, I was..." "Listen, I..." "Sorry, go ahead, I wasn't..." "No, please." "I was just gonna see if you were good." "Yeah." "You?" "I mean, I'm good if you're good." "I'm good." "Okay." "Good." "We're good." "Which is, you know... great." "Glad we cleared that up." "See you tomorrow." "(sighs)" ""Sunshine and gunpowder."" "(wry laugh)" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"Oh." "You sick, soldier?" " Well, Colonel, I have a- a little cold." " You have a little cold." "Correct answer is "No, sir. " "Yes, sir. " You feel like standing up?" "What you're looking at, Sergeant Major... is what in the real brown shoe army used to be known as an ass-chewin'." "Might I be permitted to ask this general title, sir?" "His general title is, I see your men here... reading and coughing and doing everything under God's blue sky..." " except for studying the SERE manual." " Well, Colonel" "Why is it I don't see you studying the SERE manual?" "Brown?" "Last time you did SERE school?" " Uh, about a year ago." " You find the tactics changed at SERE?" "Yes, sir." "They were harsher." "Had about a 20% dropout failure rate." "These men need to be prepared for being captured in enemy territory." "You will, as their captors, attempt to get them to confess... that they betrayed our country, been traitors to the U.S. of A." "You will deprive them of sleep." " You will make fun of the genitalia." " Oh, we can do that, sir." " But you will not touch their genitalia." " You heard the man." " Heavens no." " You think SERE school's a drill?" "We are the drill bit!" "That's right." "It ain't no drill." "Should these soldiers break in SERE, what's in their Christmas stocking?" " Demotion to civilian." " Something like that." "Any of you thinking about being lenient, who are you gonna save that for?" " Our pets and babies, Colonel." " Most assuredly." "You're acting as guards." "You're gonna put these fellas through the wringer." "Bring back the news who's gonna break and who's gonna stand." " Mr. Williams." " Sir?" "You in the habit of imitating your betters?" "Only those, sir, I admire unreservedly." " You sick, soldier?" " Well, Colonel, I have a little cold." "You oughta get that looked at." " You're dating someone named Puffy?" " Not anymore apparently." "Uh, I have an announcement." "It's a boy." "Congratulations." "You guys drop a bomb- "It's a boy"- in a unit that doesn't ever have boys." " Yeah." "What's that about?" " Natural selection?" " Well, us men have a different theory." " And it isn't appropriate... to be shared in mixed company." "Let me guess." "Has to do with the famed sexual prowess... of Special Forces soldiers?" " You said it, not me." " Whoo-hoo." " You excited?" " Are you kidding?" "Over the moon." "Well, I'd be happy to hold the christening party at my house." " Thanks." "But we're not" " Did you christen Serena?" " Yes." " But not this one." "Not this time." "You didn't say I shouldn't tell anyone." "Everyone has expectations of what I should do." "Of what we should do." "A christening." "No." "We planned a christening for... the other one." "And we canceled it." "I'm not going through that again." "Baby, Serena was fine." "Okay?" "This one will be fine too." "Have faith that" "You have faith." "I still have fear." "Take a hot shower, aspirin, gargle." " Mm-hmm." " You still going to this thing?" "Mm-hmm." " How sick are you?" " Not bad." " You can opt out." " I'm good for guard duty." "I've been on one or two of these... where things got a little too real for the guards." "Keep control." "And remember it's just a drill." "Last chance." "Okay then." "Here we go." " Cakewalk." " You think?" "Guys." "Are you kidding me?" "This is a U.S. Army SERE training drill." "Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape." "You will relinquish all weapons to your captors now." "Captors?" "Grey!" " Stand down." " Don't move." "Stay down." "Looks like your old pal got a newjob." "Alpha team, welcome to SERE." "You have been captured." "You are now prisoners of war." "Prisoners, atten-hut.!" "No eyes on my flag." "You ain't fit to look at my flag." "You do not look at our flag while our anthem plays." "Drop and do pushups till I get tired." "This man is a POW." "Like you, he's failed in his mission." "This man is a little better than vermin." "We do not coddle vermin." "We step on it." "This man is a sellout." "Get the hell up." " Fast start." " What's the point of a slow one?" " I came here to make changes." " Form up." "Guards, receive the prisoners." "All prisoners strip, now." "You look at me, my man, you lose an eye." " Sergeant Major Cheals, my men should not be" " Her men now." "Break 'em to flake 'em, Colonel Ryan." "Left face.!" "Forward ho.!" "Column right, ho.!" "Opt out." "Prisoners halt!" "Right face!" " Are these swine infested?" " Yes, Sergeant, they are!" "Put these on, double time." "Learn these numbers." "You have no names now." " Brown, code of conduct, article one." " I am an American fighting man." "Williams, chair of surveillance and intel." "Grey, health committee." "Sign no confessions." " Do not admit to clandestine ops." "Accept no special favors." "First and foremost... keep faith with each other and your country." "Our signal for A-okay:" "I'm with you." "Signal for danger:" "Beware." " Go ahead and split 'em up." " I'd say let 'em rip." "We got three days." "This isn't your old-school military where we keep troop positions secret for 24 hours." "Our world takes hostages solely for propaganda value." "International law does not apply." "There are no nice guys." "If we don't train our men for that, we're preparing them to fail." " Your boy is ill." " Yes, ma'am." "Men get sick." "Whole point to torture- Break 'em down, split 'em apart." "They're ill, we're one step ahead in the game." "Here." " Saw another exit here." " All right." "Egress one." "This is two, only if one fails." "Saw a couple of windows." "Might be vulnerable." "Your coughing's a tell." "You're gonna put us all in danger." "Any extra water, give it to Brown." "Keep his throat wet." "We find a way to escape." "Absent that, we hang tough for three days... keep each other strong, get back to our jobs." "I ain't letting one of you get kicked out of the Unit over some drill." " I'm pulling Brown." " Absolutely not." "They break here, they're out." "They break in Iraq, Afghanistan... they're traitors and they're dead." " Now what do you want to do with Glen Campbell?" " Huddle up!" "Protect Brown!" " Aaah!" "Grey must be heading up the health committee." "I don't see him handing out any bandages." "You didn't hearJonas handing out assignments, but he did." "Nobody in your precious D.O.D... warned you not to underestimate this group?" "We gotta conserve body heat." "Fall in." "We're gonna huddle." "Think warm thoughts." "Keep your body on Brown." "No matter what, keep faith with your mates." " Get some rest." " I'm not tired." "You will be." "You're our leader, so get some rest now." "Like I said, health committee." "This'll be over soon enough." "Don't bet on it." "Ah, romance, music, moonlight." "Now you can't beat that." "Courtesy of my friends in 'Nam." "Your friends use anything other than noise to get results?" "You play it long enough, it'll cut to the gut." "Maybe that's why the Vietnam War lasted for so damn long." " Well, my experience" " You want to be the new head of SERE... you've got to learn the new way." "Serena, I found it." "You left it underneath- ...my dollies." "And God bless Daddy so he doesn't get hurt." "Honey, what you doing?" "Praying for Daddy." "Well, we don't do that, baby." "We talk about Daddy when he's working." " We" " Lissy and Jen do it." "Come here, baby doll." "You learn about praying last night at Lissy and Jen's?" "Jen says if she prays, her daddy will be safe." " But if she doesn't" " Rena." "Daddy's always safe in our hearts." "We don't have to get on our knees." "We just have to love him." " Do you love him?" " All the time." "Your job is done then." "Now into bed, pumpkin." "No!" "You do not miss a stone!" "Your mama told you you were stupid." "Didn't she?" " You will pick up every stone in your hand, fairy." " Here's our weak link." "You're a poor excuse of a man." "Pull him." "Take me." "He's sick." "I've seen your file, soldier." "You have no brothers." "Your father had no brothers." "Your mother had no brothers." "Your wife has no brothers." "But your wife is carrying a son." "Who's the father?" "What color will your son be?" "Will they call the boy "Boy"?" "Little Charles?" "Little Hector?" "OrJonas's son?" "Or your son, soldier, just to be kind." "Enough of the pleasantries." "Let's see what he's made of." "Start on the kidneys." "This ain't no drill, not anymore." " You thirsty?" " My name is Williams, Hector." "I am a sergeant in the United States Army." "Because the water here is yours." "You tell me whether or not it's true... you were not part of recent clandestine operations in Afghanistan." "If you are able to confirm your absence from that mission, son... you'll be excused, go on home." "Your friend took a bad beating." "He's awful sick." "You want to visit him?" "Take him some medicine?" "Fine." "Let him get sicker." "Aaah!" "No?" "Show him the monitor." "Your mate isn't looking too good." " You can stop this." " Gerhardt, Mack." "I am a master sergeant in the United States Army." "Beat on the kidneys." "Oh!" "Aaah.!" "Aaah.!" "Aaah.!" "Oh.!" "Name, rank and service number." "What the hell were you thinking jumping the guard again?" "Prisoners are not to harass or interfere with the administration of the camp." "Unless it serves a greater objective." "Resistance." "How's getting yourself beaten to a pulp with a flashlight manage that?" "No light at the end of the tunnel, huh?" "Come with me." "I understand you requested medical attention for one of the men?" "You are the senior officer?" "My name is Blane,Jonas!" "Sergeant major, U.S. Army!" "You know, I've studied the 150 men in your unit." "Black, white, Asian, Hispanic... rich, poor, city kids, country bumpkins." "Finally found the one thing connecting you all." " You know what that thing is, Sergeant?" " My name is Blane,Jonas!" "Sergeant major, United States Army!" "You're all children of adversity, poverty... lack of love, drunken mothers, abusive fathers." "You all found your way here." "Didn't you?" "Question I have for the man though is... what secret is the boy in you holding onto?" "You must be hoping for a speedy return to your lovely wife and what- your whore on the side?" "Feeding your lust with a cheap little piece?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "Your own daughter." "Betsy Blane, 19 years old." "According to her gynecologist, sexually active since age 14." "Think it was a ploy for attention given your many absences?" "Price you pay." "Price your child pays." "Of course, as a physician, I worry, knowing the significant correlation... between hypersexuality and childhood abuse." "How about it?" "Was Betsy Daddy's little girl?" "Who touched you as a kid?" "Made you want to touch your own daughter?" "Sorry." "My mind was elsewhere." "Your sister was Uncle's little girl, wasn't she?" "You didn't tell now?" "Did you?" "My name is Blane,Jonas!" "Sergeant major, United States Army!" "You think all you need to do is give me rank and name for three days?" "Well, I have some new intel for you, Blane,Jonas." "The SERE school goes on for as long as I say it goes on." "Three weeks, three months." "There is no rest for you." "All below the belt." "Enemy wouldn't have his personal information." "You're living in the past." "Enemy has a name... all they need is a good hacker and an Internet connection... to find every dirty detail of their life." " He's holding though." " Damn straight, he's holding." "Now I want an ambulance for Brown." "She could be lying about how long the drill's for." "Could be." "In case not, everyone better reset their clocks for way past three days." "Guess we're on their time now." " Lie down, maggot." " I can't accept special favors." " He's hyperventilating." " What's his health?" " B.P.'s 90 over 60, pulse 120." " Lung sounds?" "Wheezing, extrinsic." "Fever's 103 and change." " Junk in the trunk." "Not good." " Gain his trust." " Play mommy bear." " He's done playing." "I want him pulled now." " Want me to flunk him?" " I want a medical exemption." "Brown?" "This is Dr. Rhea Morrison." "You are very ill." "We would like you to lie down... so we can administer medication and fluid." "Are my mates getting something to drink?" " That's my boy." " They are." "You want to treat me, take me back with them." "Treat me in front of them." "Let me see they're getting taken care of too." "I can do that." "Mr. Manning?" "Iraq, August, 1999." "What was your squad's mission?" "That's it." "Hose him down." "If Serena's latched onto something that makes her feel better, what's the big deal?" " It's not the way Bob and I do it." " You said Serena was christened." " I just assumed." " Yes, she was." "She saw my two girls praying, and she wanted to join in." "Of course she wants to do what they do." "They're older." "She'd follow them into a busy highway if there was no one there to stop her." " I didn't see it as a problem." " Now she thinks if she doesn't pray for her father... if something happens to him, it'll be her fault." " Well, she misunderstood." " As four-year-olds often do." "I don't want God and religion and guilt and damnation... put into her head unless I'm the one putting it there." "I don't mean to be short." " No." "You're just being clear." " Yes." "I want to be clear." "And now you are." "It won't happen again." "Again." "I don't like the sound of this." " Say the word, Doctor." " Let's call it quits." "Brown, you just got a pass." "You're heading to the hospital." "I can't opt out of SERE." "Not without my teammates." "I'll be kicked out of the Unit." " No." "This is a medical exemption." " You can't make me." "You're right, soldier, but I can." "I'm the one making the decisions here." "It's my call." " I'll call transport." " You go on and lie down." "We do need you to sign out on this line, Brown." "Sign it." "Let's get you some help, son." "And by signing this document, I am not admitting... to any treason or cooperation with an enemy of any kind." "Sir?" "It's not a break of faith." "What did I sign?" "You can't kick him out of the Unit for a party trick." "I only need to appear to separate one to pry them all apart." "It's all I need you for, Colonel." "You may go." "What about going to the hospital?" " I think you know the answer to that." " I signed" "An admission of cooperating with the enemy." "Won't make your friends too happy." "I didn't" " I" "Prisoner number 602 will be brought into the interrogation room." "You will slap him, or I will use this document to flunk you out of SERE school... and you will be removed from the Unit." "Go on, hit him." "Get him outta here." "Get him outta here." "Let's try again." "Prisoner 604 is next." "One slap." "That's all." "Brown, decide his fate." "As you wish." "Guard?" "Aaah!" "Okay." "Bring in the next one." "If Sergeant Brown is uncooperative... be especially brutal with this one." "Sergeant Brown?" "Thank you." "Here's your water." "Aren't you gonna give your commander the A-okay sign?" "Your boy broke." "Signed his confession." "Slapped you in the face." "You may go back to your cell now." "He says he's with us." "But it looks to me like he's sitting pretty." " It's a setup." " Brown didn't break faith." "Maybe not, but he's drinking your water." "No, wrong." "Not in here." "He doesn't go in with the others." " Code's been broken." " Code's broken." "What does that mean?" "We got a problem with Brown?" "Where is he?" "Here you go." " How good a shot's Bob?" " If memory serves, pretty damn good." "Because if they did break him... the traitor's now in possession of a rifle." "Tiffy send you to civilize the heathen?" "Tiffy told me." "But I read between the lines at dinner." "They're my lines, Molly." "You haven't gone to church since coming here, have you?" "It's not the most unusual thing... but you used to go, didn't you?" " And what about faith?" " Bob asked me that." "Some have it, some don't." " And you're surviving all right without it?" " I have so far." "And my daughter is fine too." "My whole family is fine." "Prisoner, don't stack around that wire." "Pick it the hell up." "And you help him,you lazy bum." " Traitor!" " Pull that crap up." "You gonna take that?" "Hey!" "Get off me!" "You turning against us?" "That's cute." "Now stop it!" "Maybe he doesn't know what he's doing." "I think not." "He slipped me this." "My objection is not that the tactics are brutal- they are worthless." "I know these men." "You will permanently maim them... before they will bow to physical torture." "We've taken blood samples, measuring epinephrine levels before and after stressors." "Most soldiers show depleted levels of adrenaline after peak events." "Your men?" "They return to normal without a recovery period." " We need to find out why." " I finally figured you out, lady." "You're not here to train these men." "You're here to test some theory." "It's not a theory." "The Algerians" "We do not follow in the footsteps... of those who raised torture to an art form." "They're not our teachers." "Your men are extraordinary." "Don't you want to find out why?" "I don't give a rat's ass why." "We do have one possible exception." "Williams shows a slight norepinephrine drop." "His Stanford-Binet suggests he's most personally imprinted on his leader." "All the men look up toJonas." "With Williams there's a deeper, almost familial bond." "And damned if you're not gonna exploit it." "Williams, Hector." "I am an American" "Fighting man?" "That's right." "You've been fighting all your life." "Isn't that so, boy?" "'Cause that's what they think of you, boy." "Like your boyJonas." "Just another boy to them, doing their dirty work." "Putting his life on the line." "Nobody cares." "Look here." "Is that your granddaddy?" "Yes, it is." "And nobody arrested for that crime." " If it was a white man" " Children of crisis." "That's the lever." "His grandfather, 1952, hung from a tree in Alabama." "Now family lore, but the kind never talked about." "That young man has overcome so much." "Idea is, Colonel, for him to overcome this." "Now, I don't want you humiliated in front of these guys." "Don't want you to break, son." "I tell them they can't break you... cut you some slack." "CutJonas some slack." "See, I'm not opposed to the psychological side... as long as you're willing to soften them up and then finish them off physically." "And tell me anything you can... so I can go easy on you." "So it's Iraq." "We go in." "Gotta infiltrate this château being used for RR." "Disrupt the chain of command." " Can't tell you any more." " Sure you can, son." " You gotta disrupt the chain" " Yeah." "Infiltrate." "We gotta raid it." "People are gonna die." "First, it was Wladislaw died." " Minorities first, right?" " Yeah." " Then Victor Franko." " Italian." "Bad ass." "Crazy as a loon." "Then Colonel's breathing down our backs." ""Do thejob." "Take 'em out. " Colonel Breed." "Born with a gun in his hand." " Robert Ryan." " Tavish, check back records." "Give me when Williams was under the command of a Colonel Breed." "Tell Tavish never mind." "We get background intel on this Breed... we can work Williams more if Sergeant Manning doesn't finish him off first." "Doctor, Colonel Everett Breed is a character in a movie." "So are the other guys." "John Cassavetes and Charles Bronson." "You've been taken, Pick." "He's giving you the plot to The Dirty Dozen." "Think that's funny." "You don't kill that boy, or you do kill him, and any ofhis mates lives... we better take a head count of our family members." "Because my men motivated and angry will not be deterred." "He's sedated." "Versed." "It's an amnesiac." "He won't remember." " If he dies, they'll remember." " We'll check his vitals again." "You'll be checking your own vital signs, he gets any sicker." "Let's see how the leader's holding." "Oh, for God- Hose him down." "And get the electric shock kit." " Don't you dare!" " I am in charge here." "Do not mock the ways of the past." "They were born on the backs of men and women who were there." "You learn from them." "Let me show you what works." "You willing to bet your new position here you're right?" "I'm only willing, miss, to do this job the way it's supposed to be done." "Take 20." "You okay?" "I didn't ask you to tell me if you were cooperating with the enemy." "I courteously inquired as to the state of your health." "You can't catch me." "I'm the Gingerbread Man." "The thing is,Jonas..." "I need your help." "Brown is dangerously ill." "He's unconscious with a high fever, and he's fading fast." " He went over, so treat him." " That's my point." "He didn't." "The document he signed isn't the document he read." "It's just a trick to break the rest of you." "And this doctor woman won't treat him until somebody breaks." " Then you gotta stop her." " I tried." "Ryan tried." "It's out of our hands." "I need your help." "We gotta stop this thing together." " Is this the one you wanted?" " Yes." "Thank you." "This is Helene Rouse." " Ah, another newbie." "From?" " Molly's church actually." "And you're here to see me." "I was hoping to talk to you about some of the things we have to offer..." " at the First Church of" " No, thank you." "This is very wrong." "I'm not trying to drag you into a cult." "Helene's here to tell you all the church has to offer by way of support." "Meetings, focus groups." "There's babysitting, things for you to do to" " Forget?" " Keep busy." "This is only informational." "On how to get connected." "I'll tell you what I'm connected to." "Memory." "I remember my husband and I planning a christening for a baby I lost last year." "And my mother's minister said, "It's God's will. "" "To let a baby die?" "Really?" "Well, I've got another one on the way, and he's just gonna have to rely on me." "I'm sorry Molly wasted your time." "That was a plant." "You're right." "It's not about connecting." "It's about reconnecting." "I'm sorry you lost a child, Kim." "Was that God's will?" "I have no idea." "But I've been a part of this man's army many years." "And what I know is, it is our will that keeps the home fires burning." "Our will that lets our men leave and walk into harm's way." "Our will that allows us to survive if something happens to them." "And for me, that's a kind of faith." "What is it that you're looking for?" "It doesn't have to be my church or any church at all." "But it's gotta be something." "Lookee here." "It's Christmas." "You could've drunk that." "But you need to wash your dainties." " Hey,you okay?" " No, bro." "I gotta lie down." "You playing nurse or are you gonna clean up?" "I wash when I wash, Hector." "You ain't my mama." "Puppies nipping at each other." "That's a good sign." "The system's screwed up." "And who pays?" "You men." "I thought, take this job, identify the problems, fix the problems." "But it's a cancer now." "The Pentagon wouldn't know what it was doing... if info was hand-delivered up their butt." "You need to break faith." "Sign our document, and save Brown." "You can't trust him anymore." "Brown changed teams." "He looks bad." "I don't care." "He's with us." "He gave us the magazine." "Yeah." "Or he was playacting." "Guess we'll just have to ask him." "Tell your mom I'll drop by around 8:00." " It's a trick." " No." "I resigned my position." "I'm just trying to save Brown." "My name is Blane,Jonas." "This isn't a drill anymore." "This is life or death of one of your men." " You understand me?" " I'm a sergeant major in the United States Army." "I'm talking to you as your oldest best friend." "And I'm telling you, you're the only person that can save that kid." "My old friend?" "Yes." "And I swear on our friendship... that the only thing that'll save Brown... is breaking your faith and signing her confession." "Jonas, you're responsible for him." "I'll get the papers." "Water salty enough to make it work?" "We better hope so." "We got about 20 seconds before they wonder what the hell we're doing." "I'm almost done." "Can you get me another angle on that camera?" "Oh, come on." "I got it." "All available men to the holding cell." "You find this amusing, Colonel?" "Ma'am, I find this nothing short of hilarious." "I am an American fighting man." "Lock it down- Where are those guards?" "You heard 'em, let's get that generator online.!" "Just sign these papers for Brown." "Top?" "Brown?" " You said he was" " I got you, Top." "You swore on our friendship." "I had to prove her wrong." "Right." "All's fair." "What the hell's going on in here?" " Good to see you." "Mack?" " Should be in the woods." " Mack had the gate." "Tie him up?" " No." "He ain't going nowhere." "SERE ain't over." "Breakout's not on the approved list of activities." "And I thought SERE meant Survive, Evade, Resist, Escape." "Back inside." "You're lucky this is just a drill." "Otherwise we'd already be two miles away from here." "Come on, soldier." "Let's get you some help." "Steady him." "Congratulations, gentlemen." "You have survived SERE school." "They've got the fever down a little." "They're worried about infection." "But they say in a week or so he should be fine." "What did you do to him?" "Too much." "Hey." "When they called me and told me how you were, I got so scared." "And I did something." "Waiting for the ride..." "I realized I was praying." "Not hands clasped, not on my knees... but something over and over." ""Don't let him die. "" "And that's prayer." "Right?" "And if that's prayer, it's gotta be a kind of faith." "You're a little bit ahead of me in the faith department... but I'm working on it." "You really got me working on it, baby." "Shh." "Shh." "Just go to sleep." "We're gonna be okay." "Just sleep."

"[Boy] It's been a classic pitchers' duel with Cole McKay, the team's closer, digging himself out of a hole." "Working the edges of the plate." "It's the bottom of the ninth, two out, the winning run threatening on third." "And the pitch." "Swing and a miss." "The count now 3-2." "Grady pounds his bat on the plate in frustration." "[horn honks]" "[bell tolling]" "Let's have a look." "All right." "You look fine." "[door opens] [bell tolling] [chattering]" "Get rid of the gum." "Swallow it." "[swallows hard]" "Don't get your mother upset." "[sniffling]" "What's with Kathleen?" "We barely even knew her." "There's absolutely nothing wrong with her." "She loved to sing." "Go keep an eye on your brother." "I'm sorry for your loss." "Me and Anthony are going to a party later on." "You wanna come?" "Save it, Terry." "Not now." "Yeah, whatever." "Like she's gonna hear us." "She looks really good, considering" "This old bat looks better now than when she was alive." "[scoffs]" "How much would you pay me if I give her a kiss?" "T-Terry, not now." "She's got a piece of snot hanging out of her right nostril." "You think that's real, or you think they stuck that in there?" "Cut it out." "This is Dad's sister." "So what?" "She never said two words to me or to the old man." "All right." "Well, forget that now." "She's dead, so just say a prayer or something." "I don't know any." "Eight years of Catholic school, and you don't know one prayer?" "Bless us, our Father, for these, thy gifts we are about to receive" "Not that." "I'll do it." "I'll do it." "I'll be out in the car." "[Cole] Thy kingdom come, thy will be done-- [door opens] on earth-- [muttering] [door closes]" "Lead us not into temptation" "Lead us snot into temptation." "Thank you." "[chuckling]" "What are you doing, bro?" "What's it look like?" "Coming with us or what?" "Where to?" "I already told you." "To a party, remember?" "Someone invited the two of you to a party?" "[chuckling] [scoffs] Forget about it." "We don't need no pure alter boy hanging with us." "Pure as your mother." "Have you even seen a girl yet, huh?" "Look, forget it." "I just thought since you never get out" "He coming or what?" "We got him." "[rabbit cage opens]" "Guys, wait up." "It's the O'Leary family." "They went to the Cape." "Big deal, right?" "[chuckling]" "I thought we were going to a party." "[whispering] Shut up!" "What are you guys doing?" "[dog barking]" "I'll hold your coat." "You're out of your minds." "Don't puss out on us." "You're the only one who can squeeze through." "No, forget it." "I'm not doing this." "Quit dicking around and do as I say." "Get off of me!" "Trying to say something, huh?" "I can't hear you." "The only thing I hear is, "Okay, Terry, I'll do it."" "You're both assholes." "We lower you in, you go upstairs and you open the door, okay?" "Okay?" "Bingo!" "[clock chiming]" "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on, buttercup." "Wake up." "[clock chiming]" "[Boy] What you got, man?" "Anything good?" "[Terry] Watches." "[Boy mutters, chuckles]" "Oh, Terry!" "Come here." "Check this out." "Nice." "I'm keeping this, all right?" "Yeah." "[car approaches]" "[Terry] Shit!" "Let's go." "[Boy] Pop." "Where's my brother?" "Forget about him." "O'Leary's in the driveway, man!" "Cole!" "Cole!" "Get up!" "Come on, get up!" "Cole, pick your feet up!" "Come on." "Get up!" "[door unlocking]" "[Man] Hey!" "Who the hell is that?" "Open the goddamn door!" "Come on!" "Come on, get up!" "Open the door!" "[knocking]" "Kathleen, I've brought you something." "Can I come in?" "Yeah." "Should call this "morning, afternoon and evening" sickness." "I know you can't eat it now, but I made you a sandwich." "It's important you eat." "Oh, God, Ma, get it out." "Peanut butter." "I can smell it." "You need the protein." "I need to feel normal again." "I know." "I know." "Does this mean you're not mad at me?" "Don't get the wrong idea, Katie." "I'm still mad at you and that boyfriend of yours, but we'll get everything taken care of." "You know what we discussed, Ma?" "It's not such a terrible thing." "No child of mine is having an abortion." "Oh, no." "[dog whines]" "[Dad] No running in the house!" "Kid listens good." "What's with you?" "My rabbit." "I forgot to give her her medicine." "Didn't make it, huh?" "Looks like it's gonna be rabbit fricassee tonight." "[chuckles]" "Why don't you fellas go on ahead?" "I'll meet you later." "If I'm late, I want a 20 on Early Warning." "You got that?" "No problemo, Des." "Yeah, I'd hustle if I was you." "There's some good picks out there today." "Oh, I know it." "You think you can get one past your old man, huh?" "[door opens]" "What do you mean?" "[door closes]" "When you were crying like a girl, I smelled booze on your breath." "You can't have it both ways." "Either you cry like a girl or you drink like a man." "What's it gonna be?" "You think you can drink like a man at your age, then follow through and do it." "As my father used to say," ""Save the tears for the cemetery 'cause they're wasted on me."" "Go ahead." "Maybe you shouldn't drink, either." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "You know, maybe when I ask you what I should or shouldn't do, you'll know you're old enough to tell me." "Drink." "[spits] [retching]" "Clean up the mess." "Any of your friends want a drink, you know where to send 'em." "[growling]" "Not again." "That's my goddamn shoe." "[growling continues]" "Fine." "Didn't fit right, anyway, you woolly-headed son of a bitch." "[Priest] In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit." "[Cole] Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "How long has it been since your last confession?" "My last confession was about a week a-- a m-month ago." "Go on, young man." "I've had impure thoughts." "I, uh, lied to my mother a while back, and my father." "I swore during the Red Sox game when" "Varitek booted the bunt and they lost." "I got drunk and robbed a house." "Could you repeat that?" "I" "I've had impure thoughts." "No." "The last part." "You mean getting drunk and robbing-- robbing a house." "This is very disturbing, Cole." "You know" "All those Sundays with you beside me," "I should hope I recognize your voice." "Father, I feel terrible." "My brother suckered me in." "Terry is not the issue here." "You've gotta be stronger than that." "There's a lot of bad in the world, and it's easy to gravitate toward the bad." "Be left by the wayside." "Do you understand?" "Yes, Father." "[sighs]" "I want you to think about the clearest, purest thing that God has given you." "Do you have any idea what that could be?" "Keep you focused." "It's baseball." "Baseball?" "[sighs]" "What about your plans to go into the priesthood?" "Father, you asked a question." "That's what came out." "All you got is that one pitch." "Sooner or later, I'm gonna catch up to it." "Come on." "Let me see it." "Let me see it." "[clatter, cat yowls] That was our only ball." "[Woman] Hey!" "What are you looking at?" "You old hagged-up bitch!" "Watch your mouth!" "[window closes] I guess the game's over, then." "Cole, don't think you're anything special, okay?" "When it's a money pitch, I can throw like that, too." "All right, Terry." "Don't be late tonight." "It's Kathleen's going-away dinner." "Good hitting." "Yeah, you, too." "Mmm." "Smells good." "Fancy dishes." "It's the good china." "From your mother, remember?" "[chuckles] Haven't seen these in a lifetime." "You kids were in diapers when I saw these last." "You kids were all beautiful children." "Weren't they?" "[Father chuckles]" "They were." "Even Terry." "[laughs]" "Terry?" "No way." "Yeah." "Where is he?" "I think I saw him outside with Anthony." "Ah, the brain trust." "Go get him, will ya?" "It's your sister's going-away dinner." "It's okay." "I'll go get him." "[clears throat]" "It ain't fair." "The whole ball of wax ain't fair." "There's going to be another adjustment as well." "Concerns you." "Adjustment?" "In order to pay for your sister, we're taking you out of St. Mark's, putting you in public." "[Cole sighs]" "That's Terry's school." "I don't want an argument out of you." "I'll make do." "Raiders are the best team in the city." "I won't even make that lineup." "And Father Magruder said I have a good shot at being on the varsity starting rotation this year." "Why you worry about something as trivial as baseball when you know your future lies in the priesthood." "There you are, Terry." "Perhaps you can show your brother around when he gets to your school." "Gets to my school?" "Yes, Terry." "You and your brother are going to be attending the same institution." "You want me to give him a tour?" "That's a beauty." "I-I don't know if that's such a good idea, Margaret." "He's two years behind me." "What am I gonna show him?" "Oh, I'm catching up, though." "Have a seat, please, so your sister can say grace." "I'm not hungry." "Yes, you are." "It's your sister's goddamn dinner." "You want me to eat all my vegetables?" "That's enough!" "Ah, this is just great." "The Brady Bunch got nothing on us." "What a sham all this is." "Is anyone here really happy?" "Terry, calm down now, mmm?" "You all think I'm dumb." "I'm not dumb." "I'm smart." "Smart enough to know that if I study, I get a "C,"" "if not, I get a "C" minus, so why bother, huh, Ma?" "You and I both know you could do much better than a "C"" "if you just applied yourself." "It's easier being' a loser." "Nobody expects anything out of Terry McKay." "Nobody here gives a good goddamn about me or what I want, and none of you care." "Terry, that's not true." "Oh, it's not?" "Then what's my favorite color?" "What's my favorite baseball team?" "Hey, Dad, how come I didn't wanna go to camp when I was eight?" "Terry, I don't wanna hear it!" "It's not about you tonight." "The money pitch." "Come here!" "Think you're smart?" "That's enough." "Stop it!" "[blows landing] [dog barking]" "[Dad] Damn it!" "[engine starts]" "[door closes] [footsteps approaching]" "Add one more to the collection." "You'll have to take on this wonderful chore while I'm gone." "I'm so sorry they had to pull you out of St. Mark's." "It's all right." "I'm actually" "I'm kind of looking forward to it." "Change is good, right?" "Yeah, and you'll do fine." "You'll be so far ahead you won't have to do any homework for two years." "There'll be girls." "I heard rumors they exist." "[sighs] Yeah." "By tomorrow this should be dry." "Then you hang the hook." "Three inches above the hole?" "Mm-hmm." "Are you gonna be okay?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm gonna be fine." "You should go to bed." "Pulling you out is probably a temporary thing." "I'll land another job." "I got part-time work lined up already." "As soon as your sister's taken care of," "I get back on my feet, you're back on track for the seminary." "It is what you want, isn't it?" "I'm not exactly sure I'm cut out for it." "Since when?" "You know, since-- since I've been doing some thinking on some of the vows." "Vows?" "Which ones?" "Well, chastity, for one." "You know, I'm not exactly comfortable with the idea of being...chaste." "That's a doozy." "Are you getting laid?" "Are ya?" "Stop." "No." "But besides playing ball, it's all I can think about." "Perfectly natural." "Listen, from age 13 through my late 20s, all I could think about was pus-- w-was sex." "Really?" "Really." "Then I met your mother." "Wait a minute." "You know about the birds and the bees, right?" "You know how the whole thing works, don't you?" "Yeah, Dad, I know." "Yeah, well, I know you know." "Attending that institution doesn't exactly expose you to the world." "Yeah, well, I got it figured out." "Well, you know, it's not like you see in Playboy." "You know, it gets all wet" "I" "You know, this-- That's okay, you know?" "But not too much." "And, uh, [clears throat] always, always gift wrap your package." "You know, protection." "We're gonna-- We're gonna be late." "Uh-- [clears throat] Yeah." "[car approaching, radio blaring]" "* Everything that we believed in, it all turned out to be a lie * [car, radio off] [car door opens, closes]" "Taking matters into your own hands?" "Is your boyfriend David gonna drive the bus?" "The faggot." "Go away, Terry." "I don't wanna deal with you right now." "Come on." "Get in." "I'll drive you..." "wherever you wanna go." "You know you have a fine, young ballplayer here." "Why, next season I'd wager he'll make it into the starting rotation." "There isn't gonna be a next season, Father." "We're taking our son out of St. Mark's." "Out?" "I've always thought that Cole was here because his faith was central to him." "Have you found something more important in your life?" "No." "No, Father." "Not" " Not at all." "It's, um" "It's the most important work a man can do." "It's just" "It's" " It's just that-- Yeah." "Right now-- No one becomes a priest nowadays." "I don't want my son to become some sort of freak." "He's going in a different direction." "Isn't that right?" "Mr. McKay, I'd hardly label our calling freakish." "Well, you might wanna consider getting the Church a good publicist then, because, uh, you know, your calling's been taking a serious hit lately." "Here's the bottom line:" "The kid's hormones have finally kicked in." "He's no longer interested." "Isn't that right?" "Not exactly." "Have you made any short or long-term plans?" "I'm gonna go to public school, and, uh, I thought I'd work as a waiter." "For now." "[sighs]" "You've been such a promising student." "Exemplary in all ways." "And now you'd prefer to serve hamburgers instead of God?" "It's a lot more practical." "McDonald's has served a few more than Catholicism has." "How many billions they up to now?" "[chuckling]" "This is not to be made light of, Mr. McKay." "By choosing this path, your son may very well be stepping into the abyss." "Here he has a home and-- and a future." "Out there" "Every man has these urges that you're feeling." "By denying them, we make ourselves stronger, holier." "Am I not right, Cole?" "Yes, Father." "Yeah, that's a crock if ever I heard it." "No wonder you guys are so out of touch." "What you feel right here-- that tingle in your nuts-- is the most natural thing in the universe." "It says you're alive, and no amount of praying is gonna make it go away." "It's what makes the world go around." "You deny that, you deny who you are." "I had no idea that such a fine young man could come from someone who has such disdain for God and his deeds." "Come on, Cole." "It's time to go." "Cole, come on!" "We told him!" "Huh?" "What's the matter?" "You're a free man." "What do you say we go celebrate, get ourselves a couple of beers at O'Reilly's?" "What the hell." "You're almost old enough." "No hard stuff, I promise." "Dad, I was thinking, now that I'm at public, maybe I could get a job, bring in some money." "How about" " How about dropping me at Marcellino's?" "You're aiming high." "Want me to come in?" "No, it's all right." "I'll come and tell you when to pick me up." "Can you spare some change?" "Fuck off." "God bless." "[footsteps approaching]" "Damn her." "Who?" "Mom." "I can't do it." "[chattering]" "[Man] Is that coffee done?" "Can I help you with something?" "Yeah, I'm looking for the owner." "You're looking at him." "Start yakking." "Oh, well, um, I'm from the neighborhood, and I was just hoping that you could use me." "For what?" "Restaurant work." "Yeah?" "You ever waited tables?" "Uh, no." "Bussed?" "No, sir." "Washed dishes?" "Actually, yeah, all the time." "Whereabouts?" "Don't tell me." "At home." "Yeah." "Tell me this is a recent career decision." "Well, I just decided the other night, but I really wanna work here." "Yeah?" "I got a bunch of Dominicans in the kitchen." "You know why?" "No." "'Cause illegals work cheap and hard and they don't know enough English to give you any lip." "It's tough to compete with that." "Okay, well, I could" "You could pay me as much as you pay them." "Less, even." "I'll work even harder, and as many hours as you want." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Listen, I need to help out my family." "Chip in." "What's your name, kid?" "Cole." "I'm Cole McKay." "Nice to meet you." "Joey Colasanto." "All right." "Here's what we do, Cole McKay." "You're gonna be my utility man." "That means you do whatever I need." "It could be washing dishes, delivering meals, parking cars, whatever." "You old enough to drive?" "Yeah." "I could ask you your birthday, or I could trust you." "Feel blessed I hate math." "There's a delivery van out back." "Make sure your feet hit the pedals, adjust the mirrors, drive around a bit." "Then you start tonight." "You bang it up, you not only get canned, you wind up paying me back for the rest of your life." "Got it?" "Yeah, I got it." "Thank you so much." "You-- You're not gonna be sorry." "You better hope not." "[Woman] Kathleen McKay, right?" "Yes, that's right." "I'm Sister Mary Elise, your intake counselor." "Do you prefer Kathleen or Katie?" "I call her Katie." "Kathleen." "Let her help you." "I'll see you inside." "Do you have everything you need?" "Absolutely everything a girl could want." "This is the best thing, Katie." "You'll understand someday and-- Thank you for it?" "Yes, that's right." "It's just hard for you to see that now." "I'll call you later." "Good-bye, Ma." "Well, look who decided to join us to pursue an education, huh?" "All bright and shiny for his first day." "You bring your multivitamins?" "Where were you last night, Terry?" "Don't sweat it." "I was around." "[sighs]" "Those my pants?" "Yeah." "So?" "So they're my pants." "Did you steal 'em?" "No, I didn't steal them." "They were in the dryer." "I ran out of mine." "I didn't say you could borrow those." "Hey, it's not a big deal." "Take off my pants." "I'll get 'em back to you." "[stammering] No way." "Take off my pants now." "Terry, I'm not taking off the pants." "Just forget it." "That's a smart move, alter boy." "Nobody touches my brother but me!" "You got that?" "Nobody!" "One last chance." "Okay!" "Geez!" "Okay!" "You sure?" "Maybe you should keep 'em on you." "They look good on you." "Forget it." "Okay." "Take 'em off?" "Okay." "Oh!" "[quiet snickering]" "[Girl] Nice legs." "[dog growling playfully]" "Why is it only my shoes, huh?" "I've had it with you, you Kraut bastard." "[whistling] [door opens]" "[Teacher] This is going to be true of each and every right triangle we encounter where "C" is the hypotenuse, or the long side, and "A" and "B" form" "Mr. McKay, correct?" "Yes, sir." "Cole McKay." "Any relation to Terry McKay?" "Yeah, he's my brother." "Ohhh!" "Take a seat." "Thank you." "Now, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?" "Ah, yes." "The Pythagorean theorem." "As this example shows" "I saw what happened at the bus stop." "Oh, yeah?" "Not exactly my day." "[chuckles] Your brother's out of control." "Nah." "Nah, he's not-- he's not so bad." "Not so bad?" "Look, I was a new kid once, too." "I'm Donna." "[Teacher] Congratulations, Mr. McKay." "You just earned yourself a detention." "Come on, boy." "Come on." "Out of the car." "[barks] Attaboy." "Come on." "Come on, King." "Get out of the goddamn car!" "[whines]" "You gonna resist this, huh?" "Are you gonna resist that, huh?" "You mongrel." "Here, King." "Here, King." "[whistles] [growling]" "You're pretty goddamn smart, aren't ya?" "I know you know what I'm talking about." "Holding out for the good stuff." "Thinking I won't make the sacrifice." "[growling] Huh?" "[yells] [barks]" "Who's the king now?" "[King barking]" "Who's the king now?" "Red Sox have had a couple of fine defensive plays already in this game." "The play on one, and the play by José Cruz Jr." "[door closes]" "[Spanish on TV] [whistles] [clicks tongue]" "Dad, have you seen King?" "He must've got out." "Come to think of it, I haven't seen him all day." "I'm gonna go take a look for him." "He'll show up." "You know, I know you watch baseball on here." "[baseball game on TV]" "You do, huh?" "What are you, Mata Hari?" "[chuckles]" "Looks like a good game." "[TV, indistinct]" "There's a beautiful motion." "The pitch, it's high and inside." "There's a lousy pitch." "Uh-huh." "What he just did, that there's control." "High and inside, pushed him right back." "You throw a few low and away, they crowd the plate, adjust to you, and then you fire one at the head." "Keeps 'em honest." "You gotta keep 'em honest." "[TV continues, indistinct]" "I'm working on my splitter right now." "It's still light out." "How about me and you go have a ca" "This one's dead." "Grab me a cold one, will ya, kid?" "How was school today?" "Not so hot." "I got a call from your teacher." "What happened?" "Missed the bus." "You've never been late in your entire life." "And here on the first day at a new school?" "I'm sorry, Ma." "I won't permit you to become like Terry." "Your father might, but I won't." "Two peas in a pod." "There's no room for a third." "I'm not like Terry." "Words are words." "Actions define who you are." "Wish me luck." "[Girl] Are you sure you wanna do this?" "Ain't no cakewalk raising a kid alone." "Don't listen to her." "You got serious balls." "I'll see ya." "You were having a hard time with that last week." "Is that getting better now?" "[ringing] A little bit." "Excuse me." "Social Services." "Margaret McKay speaking." "Yes." "What?" "What do you mean, "missing"?" "Sandy, something's come up." "We'll have to reschedule." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "I catch anyone stealing any more goddamn shrimp, and I'll rip your arms off!" "Everyone hear me?" "No more shrimp!" "I feed you, I pay you, and you do this?" "Learn some respect!" "I'm sorry." "Joey" " Joey, I can-- I can bus tables." "I don't even" " You need another guy out there." "I don't even like shrimp." "You wanna bus tables?" "Uniform's in the back room." "Don't go near the bar." "Want no Micks near the liquor." "And work on growing a mustache or something." "Look older, would ya?" "All right, kids, you ready?" "Call me, okay?" "[dishes clatter]" "What's your name, son?" "Cole." "Cole McKay." "Graves!" "Step down." "Come on, McKay." "Maguire!" "Step in, hit against McKay." "[grunts] This'll be fun." "Not bad." "Maguire, where you goin'?" "Get back in there." "You're not done gettin' humiliated." "Show me the breaking stuff." "All right, yeah." "[Boy] Come on, knock it out of the park!" "Well, that just hung there." "Work on it." "[doorbell rings]" "Hi." "Hi." "You really look beautiful." "Oh." "I'm not ready just yet." "Yeah, no, I'm probably a little early anyway." "These are for you." "They're beautiful." "Come on in, please." "So, you can wait in the living room while I just finish getting ready?" "Yeah." "Okay." "[clock chimes]" "Did you always have this bird?" "What do you mean?" "Uh...did you just buy it?" "Sonny?" "No, I've had him since I was a little kid." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Yeah." "I take him with me wherever I go." "Can I pet him?" "No, just wait till I help you." "[thud]" "Oh!" "Oh." "I've really been looking forward to this." "I-I'm sorry." "[Father] That was quick." "Shoulda learned to chew your food slower." "Didn't go too well." "Didn't get any, huh?" "No." "I killed her bird." "That's a new expression on me." "Not exactly a good thing, is it?" "No, Dad, I-I literally killed her bird." "Got out of the cage." "Y-you killed..." "Sorry." "Look, don't worry," "You're just getting started." "C'mon, you're young." "You can still tolerate 'em." "Y-you're not a bad-looking kid." "Look, all you gotta do is figure out what they wanna hear." "You're in like Flynn." "[sighs]" "I guarantee you one thing, though:" "each and every one of them has some new and nutty perspective on the world." "Gee, thanks, Dad." "Don't mention it." "[dog barking]" "[door opening]" "King!" "King, come on boy!" "Yeah, baby, come here!" "King!" "Come on baby, come on." "Come on, King, oh what's up, buddy?" "Ohhhh...." "King, I missed you!" "You're all dirty." "[dog whining] Where'd you go?" "Where'd ya go, King?" "I missed you so much." "Come here." "Come on." "[Joey] Where's my utility man?" "Cole?" "Where the hell are you?" "Right here, Joey." "I want you to drop everything and deliver this." "It's going to Tommy Orsini, he's at Skip's." "He's a very important man to this restaurant and to my family, you understand?" "Yeah, I got ya." "All right." "Hey, there's my chow." "All right, bring it over here, kid, come on." "All right, shine's over." "Here." "Come on, kid, bring it over." "You got me waiting here a half hour, come on." "Here, come here." "Here, you keep the change, all right?" "Give my best to Joey." "What the hell is going in here?" "[sobbing]" "[sniffles] Did Orsini mess with you?" "Did he?" "Well, what then?" "Orsini just threw money at him like he was some $200 a week stiff." "Threw money at who?" "My father, and he just stood there." "What was your old man doing at the barber shop?" "He was sh-shining shoes." "You didn't know he worked there?" "What a loser." "Hey." "He's trying to put food on the table, no shame in that." "Then how come he couldn't look me in the eye?" "Just 'cause he don't like it don't mean it's not honorable." "[panting]" "Go home." "He's family." "His luck will turn." "Things always get better." "Come on." "Sorry about the mess." "Don't worry about it." "What's the matter, doc?" "Seen a ghost?" "I'm afraid the news isn't good, Mr. McKay." "The latest MRI shows it's spreading." "How long we talking?" "Well, it's hard to say." "Have you put your affairs in order?" "My affairs?" "Oh sure, doc, sure." "Taxes are all paid up, college funds set up for all the kids," "Margaret, she's the beneficiary in a huge insurance policy I've been contributing to since day one." "Everything's squared away." "You given any consideration to quitting drinking?" "Why?" "So when I'm putting my affairs in order I can see how fucked up they are?" "Look, I'm sorry, you're just doing your job." "I kinda knew what the news was gonna be." "Half my family is underground by the time they're 40." "I'm trying to think what I should do." "As a last hurrah." "There's a lot of stuff I haven't done." "Never caught a foul ball at Fenway." "Never swam in the ocean, y'know." "It's right there, for Christ's sake." "I can't figure out what to do." "How the hell do you wrap things up?" "You haven't told anyone?" "You need to share this with your family." "Right." "Same stuff as last time." "Gimme a call." "Here." "[sports chatter]" "[sports chatter]" "Safe!" "[Umpire] Time out!" "Time out!" "[groaning]" "Okay, okay." "Come on." "Can you get up?" "Smitty!" "That was intentional, blue!" "[sports chatter]" "[Umpire] All right, batter up!" "Hold up!" "Play ball!" "Ball." "[Man] Hey!" "Watch your pitcher over there!" "[crowd noise]" "Told ya I'd get in the game one day!" "[chatter]" "[dishes clatter]" "You look great, Katie." "Really, you do." "Do you have any idea how long I've been looking for you?" "For about as long as I've been hiding." "Can we talk?" "Manny, I need a break." "Take five." "Have you and David gotten married?" "This?" "No." "He would never stand up to his parents in a million years." "This is so respectable people such as yourself don't get the idea that an unmarried pregnant girl is serving their eggs." "Slinging eggs and ham is not the answer." "It just doesn't make any sense." "Did it make sense to marry dad when you were pregnant with Terry?" "Thank you, but I'd rather go it alone and take my chances." "You think that's why your father and I got married?" "Don't sit there and tell me that's not the reason, Ma." "I know that's the reason." "Let me tell you a story." "I was 22 when I came to Boston." "I was a beautiful young woman then and I don't mind saying so." "One night, I met the most handsome man." "Wonderful dancer, beautiful singing voice, kind." "He was like no one I'd ever known before." "On our first date, we went to this little Mom n' Pop Italian place in the North End." "Wherever we went, someone knew him and was glad to see him." "He was everything I was I was looking for." "I gotta get back inside." "I'm not finished." "Somewhere along the way your father stopped being my.... ...he just stopped being." "So I took a job and raised the family." "Yes, I failed in parts." "But make no mistake," "I gave you a good start." "Well-spoken and courteous, you know how to present yourself and you didn't get that from your father." "Everything your father had to give your brother Terry took." "He'll pay a price for it someday, but... before you decide on raising this child, be damned sure you've got the nerve, not just the love to raise it, to go the distance with that child," "even when nothing else in your life works." "It takes more than you know, Kathleen, and more than you've got." "What about you?" "You stayed in a dead marriage for years, and for what, Ma?" "So people would think we were a normal family?" "We're not." "Terry was right." "Terry was not right." "I'll raise this child to be proud, not ashamed." "He won't be thrown into some Catholic school or some seminary to wipe away the guilt of his mother." "I won't give up on this baby like you gave up on Terry." "You take that back!" "Does this mean you won't be coming over for Christmas or Easter?" "McKay!" "Coach?" "How's the arm feel?" "Like it's been run over." "Graves separated his shoulder." "That means if we make it past the semis I'm gonna need you for the finals, too." "Can you be ready?" "I'm ready now." "You sure?" "Why wouldn't I be?" "Genealogy...you know what that is?" "Yeah." "It's about your family tree." "Good or bad, you come from the family you come from." "I knew your father, growing up." "Hell, back then anybody who knew anything about baseball heard of him." "He had a gift, and he just threw it away." "So let's just say I'm keeping my eye on you." "Hey." "How did you do today?" "You should've been there." "I pitched a good game." "So we win or what?" "Yeah, we won." "Good for you." "Maybe if you showed up to a game once in a while and actually took an interest you wouldn't have to ask." "Hey, just because I wasn't there doesn't mean I don't care." "I got tied up today, that's all." "How's the elbow?" "That's good." "Keep it iced." "If you're going to pitch soon, lay off the breaking stuff in practice." "Put some ointment on it." "Look dad, honestly, can we just stop this?" "There's no point." "I'm trying to tell you something-- something important here." "What makes you advice so good, huh?" "Look how far it got you." "[train whistle blows] [door slams]" "That's right." "Reach out and grab for your own demise." "Trust me, one more beer is not going to make a bit of difference." "Looks like you'll be joining me, eh, Maggie?" "Desmond, we haven't done anything jointly in years, this is no time to start." "Yeah, for good reason." "Always gotta keep knocking me down, Maggie." "Hold me in contempt every step of the way." "How did you become the Queen of Pessimism?" "I married the king." "Now we've got a dynasty." "A whole lineage we've passed on these champion traits to." "Don't start with me, please." "Not tonight." "Big man Desmond McKay." "Big Vietman war hero." "You fight all your battles in your head." "Leave nothing left for anyone else." "What do you bring to this house?" "Name one thing." "You're stewed, Maggie." "I deserve to be stewed." "I'm the only one who tries to keep this family together." "Shut up!" "Shut your trap!" "Stop it." "Scram, kid, it's between your mother and me." "We had all the promise in the world." "For Chrissake." "That's enough." "Both of you." "This doesn't concern you!" "And now look at you." "How in the world could I have been so wrong?" "Not in front of the boy, Maggie." "I'm warning you." "Or else what?" "As if anything you've ever done has ever mattered." "[dog barking] Look what you made me do!" "That's enough!" "[dog barking]" "Get out." "[Terry] I heard Mr. Baseball got his team in the state finals!" "That curve ball is moving pretty good on you." "Where did you get the new wheels?" "I earned 'em." "Come on." "Would you lighten up?" "Have some of this." "Did you hear about good old Desmond?" "Do I have to?" "You're gonna want to hear this." "He's a dead man." "He's got the big C." "That's bullshit." "He told you?" "Everything I needed to know was in his coat pocket." "He had a pocket full of these." "I asked Anthony's uncle, the pharmacist, what they were." "They give 'em to cancer patients in the late stages for the pain." "What's your problem, Terry?" "Don't you feel anything?" "Yeah." "Relief." "Relief." "Where you going?" "I'm through being out here with you." "Then let's go." "Take the new car out for a spin." "You don't want me driving that." "You pitched a good game today." "You deserve to drive a real car." "Not like them old fart cars you park at Marcellino's." "Oh, I get it." "You're scared to get in the car with me." "Can you believe I spent $400 on this?" "$400 on a Goddamned rocket ship." "The guy I bought it from, he cracked it up about a month ago, the frame was all bent, so I took it to this guy I know, big meathead." "We did this barter deal." "He fixed it right up." "Runs pretty good, don't it?" "It's got a 350 V-8 engine under the hood." "Said he did some shit to the engine and the exhaust." "That gearhead shit goes in one ear and right out the other." "** [hard rock, on radio]" "What's the matter with you, bro?" "I'm talking to you." "Hey, what's wrong with you?" "[engine revs]" "[Terry] Slow down a little, I just got this!" "[Terry] Hey!" "Jesus, what are you doing?" "Hey!" "Wake up!" "[crashing] [horn blaring] [dogs barking] [horn continues blaring] [horn stops]" "Terry!" "[Terry gasps]" "Get out and push." "You totaled my car." "I'll make it up to you." "Terry, you still bleeding?" "You're still bleeding." "Get off!" "[police siren wails]" "Where do you boys think you're going?" "Probably to jail." "[phone rings] [baseball game on TV] [phone rings]" "[Desmond] Hello?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You're where?" "Let 'em think it over for the night." "[sighs]" "So, how much trouble is he in?" "Basically none." "You got a good kid here." "Good pitcher, too." "My kid's on the same team." "I'd like to see them go all the way this year." "Where's your brother?" "He was released on his own recognizance because he's old enough." "We couldn't let this one leave on his own." "So isn't there something you can charge him with?" "Excuse me?" "Nothing too serious." "I come down all this way, it shouldn't be for nothing." "Consider this your kid's lucky day, Mr. McKay." "I mean, no one got hurt." "We're gonna cut him a little slack." "Yeah, well, somebody gotta teach him a lesson." "So is it going to be you guys who should be doing their jobs instead of feeding my kid doughnuts, or me?" "Dad, they said we can go." "I heard what he said." "Move!" "Mr. McKay?" "[Officer] Take it easy on him." "You don't want to wind up with two Terrys on your hands." "Yeah, sure." "Thanks for the profound insight." "Put your seatbelt on." "Don't you ever, ever humiliate me like that again!" "You understand me?" "I'm sorry." "You should know better than to get in a car with Terry." "What's the matter with you?" "Terry wasn't driving, Dad, I was." "Don't pull that crap on me." "Forget about Terry." "Terry is beyond" "You I can do something about." "You and me, we're gonna go back home and catch the doubleheader." "[keys jingling]" "[Man] Right." "Hey, listen, let me call you back." "Someone just came in." "Can I help you?" "Yes, sir." "I've thought about this." "I want to sign up." "Serve my country." "Please, have a seat." "I know you." "You're a local kid, right?" "McKay?" "Terry McKay." "Son, do you know the Marine Corps motto?" "Yes, sir." "Semper fi." "Yes, there's that." "There's also the few, the proud, the Marines." "Right." "With an emphasis on the few, which means we're very selective." "You're not even out of high school yet and you've already got a criminal record." "Son, I don't think you're Marine Corps material." "It's got to be the Marines." "I'm sorry, son." "I can't help you." "You guys are a bunch of pussies." "[crowd cheering]" "[Announcer] Right field." "Hit deep." "Nixon on the run." "[beer can opening]" "Right down the middle." "[Announcer] It's gone." "Should have never pulled Wakefield, you stupid bastards." "You want me to turn it off?" "Don't you dare." "Let's see how that son of a bitch does." "You know what I like about this game?" "Baseball is exactly like life." "The majority of the time, absolutely nothing happens." "Then certain moments and certain days, you get all the glory in the world, or all the shit." "You caught a break today, you know that, don't you?" "Yeah." "You don't get too many." "You should come out and see me pitch, Dad." "I'm doing really good." "We made it to state final." "You don't want me to start turning up now, kid." "You got a streak going, you go with it." "Don't change a thing." "Did you ever catch one?" "A break?" "Eh, a few here and there." "Some people, life just happens to them." "Don't put yourself in the position where you have no choice." "Only choice I ever made was marrying your mother." "You see how that turned out." "Nah." "I loved your mother." "Sorry I'm late, Joey." "Had to take care of something at home." "Start in the dining room, then I'm going to need help with the cars." "Don't forget, you're closing up with me tonight." "Right, yeah." "One more thing." "Congratulations." "I heard you made it into the finals." "Yeah, thanks." "Maybe when you make it into the majors, you can wear a Marcellino's patch on your sleeve or something." "Hup!" "What do we got?" "Here we go." "[Announcer] This part of the organization welcomes these guys back." "Right down the right field line, that's trouble!" "Sheffield in the corner." "A fair ball and a home run!" "Home run, Manny Ramirez!" "Still running hard." "Three to nothing, Boston, in the first." "I think they have arsenal right here." "Posada is saying" "Yeah!" "[Announcer] Posada running down the right field line." "Derek Jeter, team captain, verging towards-- [table crashing]" "Fuck!" "[Announcer] You can see it again on the replay." "It appeared from here that although the ball was hooking, it was just inside the foul pole." "Hey, Cole?" "How about giving me a hand with these, huh?" "I gotta hit the stock room." "No problem, Joey." "[Announcer on TV] It comes with all this, no-risk money-back guarentee." "Desmond?" "[Announcer on TV] ...cigarette smoke, animal dander and" "[door opening] [door closing]" "We're closed." "No shit." "You owe me." "Terry, get out of here." "This isn't my money." "You know who owns this place." "Are you crazy?" "Makes no difference to me who owns it." "It should." "I said I'll make it up to you." "All you gotta do is shut up and open the register." "Just get out of here." "[cocking gun] Open it." "Anthony, don't point that thing at my brother, you hear me?" "Shut up!" "Drop the gun." "[Joey groaning]" "Is this your place, you bastard?" "Both of yous are dead, you hear?" "Yeah, well, what if I kill you first, huh?" "Then, how are you gonna pay us back?" "Hey, genius." "What do you think, I'm some lone fucking wolf here?" "I got plenty of friends that'd enjoy looking for yous, especially if I were dead." "Well, then I guess I got no choice, huh?" "Anthony, don't!" "Jesus Christ!" "Hey, Cole, this one's your brother, right?" "Obviously he didn't get the brains in the family." "At least I know how to find you." "Shut up!" "I still got the gun!" "Open the goddamn drawer!" "You open it yourself," "I'm not going to help you dig your own grave." "It's for Dad, Cole." "The money's for Dad, all right?" "No amount of money is going to make Dad better, Terry." "Hey, Cole." "You better call me an ambulance, I'm bleeding like a son of a bitch." "No one's using the phone!" "Make sure he gets taken care of." "Hey, Cole, one more thing." "Only this guy robbed us." "Your idiot brother had nothing to do with it, understand?" "No, Joey, no way, I'll say he was here if I have to." "You little narc!" "Hey, asshole?" "This little narc's trying to keep you breathing." "You know why I don't want you here, tough guy?" "I'll tell you why." "So when they find you dead, the cops won't make a connection between you and me, you junkie piece of shit." "Shut up!" "Fuck you!" "Don't you tell me to shut up!" "[cocking gun] Terry!" "Don't." "You can't shoot me." "We're family." "You and me." "Black Irish." "You're more like black licorice." "You're soft and sweet." "You're hollow on the inside." "We may be brothers, but I'm nothing like you." "You got that right." "[gun cocking] [gun fires]" "[police radio chatter]" "Come on, son." "[hanging up phone]" "Can I go now, please?" "I'll take you over to the hospital." "[EKG beeping]" "I'm sorry." "Aw." "I had no choice." "Of course you didn't." "I'm glad you're here." "You go see your father." "[EKG beeping]" "McKay." "Go ahead." "[chair dragging]" "[whispers] Our Father, who art in heaven, hallow" "Hallowed be thy" "Hallowed be-- [sniffing]" "[sniffing]" "Jesus, Terry, why'd you make me do it?" "[rain pelting window]" "What are you looking at?" "Doesn't look too bad up there." "Hell no, it looks peaceful." "Nice and quiet." "No disappointed wife." "No kids driving you up the wall." "People admire you." "How about we switch, huh?" "I'll go up there on the cross, you come down here and live in South Boston." "Ahem." "How long you been here?" "Since last night." "Grab those clothes there, would you?" "[clearing his throat] [coughing]" "Nah, that's not such a good idea, Dad." "Don't shovel dirt on me yet." "Are you calling the shots now?" "You think you're a big man all of a sudden?" "Huh?" "Yeah." "Maybe I am." "Someone's got to be." "You're not walking out of here until we talk to a doctor now" "Keep your hands off me." "Get back in bed." "Keep your hands off me." "I'm not talking to any quack doctor and I'm not talking to you." "[coughing]" "I'm tired of all this!" "You understand me?" "I am tired." "You understand?" "Yeah, I got you." "Loud and clear." "Your favorite color was burgundy." "Your favorite team was the Cincinnati Reds." "You didn't go to camp when you were eight because you thought the kids would make fun of your ears." "I know you, Terry, and I love you." "It's just" "It's just been so very hard... to like you." "Forgive me." "[sobbing]" "How are they?" "Terry's going to make it." "He'll face charges, but he'll make it." "Your father" "How have you been?" "Fine." "Look, uh-- here's my number." "You ever want me to come by and help out in any way." "Wait." "I know you can do it yourself, but it's not just about you, Katie." "I've heard all this before, Ma," "I didn't come here for this, okay?" "I'm asking you to come home." "I can help take care of the baby while you get on your feet." "I don't want to lose another." "I don't care how it looks anymore." "I'll think about it, okay?" "I do miss my kid brother." "** ["Star Spangled Banner" playing on P.A.]" "[anthem ends] [crowd clapping, cheering]" "[Man] All right, boys." "[Man] All right, boys, come on!" "Sorry." "You see that guy over there?" "Where?" "Him?" "No, don't point." "A major league scout." "He was asking about you." "[coughing]" "Hey, where are you going?" "Dad." "Are you all right, Dad?" "You want me to take you home?" "No." "I'll take you home." "No." "I want to see you pitch." "All right." "I'll be here to check up on you though." "Anyone crowds the plate, throw it right at their friggin' head." "Keep 'em honest." "[Coach] McKay, let's go." "Got a game to play." "[coughing]" "Cole!" "Hope I don't mess with your streak." "[Umpire] Play ball!" "[crowd cheers]" "[Man] He's yours, McKay!" "[ball hitting mitt]" "[Umpire] Strike!" "** [soft rock]" "* Sweet apple blossom *" "* Cherry wine *" "* Ride off in the sunset *" "* Stay behind *" "* You can hear the horses stirring *" "* You're growing like a willow tree *" "* Leaves are fallin' all around me *" "* It's a long journey occuring *" "* Tell me everything you're dreamin' of *" "* Let me tell you about the speed of love *" "* Spread your wings my little morning dove *" "* Someone's gonna say *" "* Someone's gonna say goodbye *" "* O play the violin for the general's son *" "* A prince's wonder's just begun *" "* You can hear the trumpet on the castle wall *" "* Blowing *" "* You can hear the footprints *" "* In the sand *" "* Before we ever learned *" "* How to stand *" "* That's what they say *" "* About going *" "* Tell me everything you're dreaming of *" "* Let me tell you about the speed of love *" "* Spread your wings my little morning dove *" "* Someone's gonna say *" "* Someone's gonna say goodbye *" "Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc." 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"White guy, man, you know what?" "I'm here about the job?" "And what job is that?" " Maybe I am on the wrong place?" " Well you might be." "It depends..." "On what?" "On what or not you are in the right place que buscas o no." "Are... are you the guy I am supposed to see?" "I have to go?" "Oh, I don't know." "Who told you that?" "Some guy I met in the bar." "Who?" "Where?" "When?" "The other day." "You will have to do better than that." "He gave me this here... the slip" "He said that you were looking for somebody with a... special kind of talent" "Do you mind if i smoke?" "It's your life" "Thanks" "What guy , Which bar?" "Freedos." "It's on Sixth Street." "You go there a lot, do you?" "Sometimes..." "You been drunken?" "No, why?" "Well, sometimes you and these men don't need to take a crack into." "Wizzy." "Will you... working anywhere now?" "You think I would be here if I worked?" "!" "Why aren't you working?" "There's ain't no jobs." "Maybe you drink too much." "Maybe you don't drink enough." "Have you done any time?" "..." "That's a stupid question!" "What for?" "..." "Drunk and disorderly." "Burglary." "Grand theft auto." "I was a minor." "Assault." "That's enough." "Three times." "A loser..." "Habitual..." "Married?" "Yeah." "Kids?" "Have you got any kids?" "That's why you want the job, Isn't it?" "For your family." "I got a boy and a girl." "What other family you got?" "No brothers?" "Why are you asking me all these questions?" "Well, the family thing can be kinda touchy." "Sometimes they can be a real pain in the ass, as you can imagine." "Specially Brothers.." "Wizzy." "I have one but He is dead." "How did he die?" "Vietnam." "He blew his brains out ten days after he got back." "Oh, really?" "That kind of thing run in your family?" "Death?" "Suicide." "Hey, I will tell you what..." "Come with me." "Oh, I am sorry." "I thank you very much for coming." "I am very pleased that you ..." "My God!" "What's the matter?" "Excuse me." "Please..." "Well, May I ask your name?" "Raphael." "Raphael..." "It's very beautiful name." "It's unfortunate we..." "we are meeting in this somber, dreary circumstances." "All we have here is... a little bit of shadow-play." "May I offer you some refreshment?" "Let's have a drink." "Tell me" "Are you afraid to die?" "Are you?" "No..." "Not now" "No, I am not afraid to die." "I regard death as now, a sort of necessary metamorphosis" "Perhaps the more painful the death, more..." "Well, it is a kind of refinement." "See, there's pain when we come into the world at birth" "So it's fitting there should be, pain at the end of it." "It's sort of a transfiguration, the completion of a... the completion of a... equation" "Have you ever seen any woman giving birth?" "No." "Well, her face is twisted." "It's full of sweat and anguish." "But strangely punctuated by... joy..." "You know, in someways Raphael, I..." "I feel kinship, I feel that we are the same mind..." "Watching a painful death can be a great inspiration for those who... who are not dying." "So that they can see how brave" "we can be when it's time to go" "It is the final measure of bravery to stand up to death" "It's exquisite anguish." "And" "I am sorry." "When... when death finally, comes and... pays us it's final, visit... we... we then can bid him welcome." "It seems to me now that the closer that one can come to death in life makes the passage into death allover easy." "And it also leaves behind the greatest gift, that anyone can give another, which is the courage to face death." "And that's the greatest contribution that anyone can... let's put... give another." "Anyway ..." "How much will I be payed for that?" "Well, actually I am trying to be realistic" "I thought that depends on..." "How willing you are..." "How brave you are..." "Well, does the more you are able to withstand spiritually and physically... then the more money will be paid to you." "You know, it's always..." "I mean it's really insulting to put a price on life." "But if we have to render unto Caesar, the things that are Caesars ... and render unto God the things that are Gods." "then..." "I'd say 50,000 $" "I'll pay you some of it right now." "What if I take off?" "You know, I spent most of life developing an instinct" "An instinct about people." "And I think a man of your spirit, your culture, your honesty," "No, I do not think you would do that" "Please take it now And, respect your commitment." "Yeah." "When you want me back?" "Let's say one week." "Yeah, one week." "Goodbye my young friend." "Okay." "hey Bob" "Off the bar!" "Fuck!" "Hey, what about your drink?" "Asshole!" "What time?" "Eh, come on, don't wait on the car." " Frankie." "Hey, Check out the car." "Hey, be careful." "Don't blow the horn." "Okay, Luis." "Come on Marta, we must get to the home." "Come on Mom, we have to go now?" "Come on Frankie." "We've got a car." "Mom, did you see the car?" "You have still food on the store, if you want." "I got a job." "Got a job, or did a job?" "Got a job, a real job." "What kind of job is that?" "In a warehouse in town." "Good pay." "When do you start?" "In a few days." "Luis came, looking for you." "Are you sure came to see?" "What's that supposed to be?" "I don't know." "How's your..." "Junior!" "family..." "You better slow that down." "You're gonna break your damn neck." "Anything yet?" "Eh?" "..." "No." "Your whole..." "Eh, you be quiet man" "Have you ever think you might got hit?" "Eh?" "..." "How long you been running?" "Drilling?" "Yeah." "Seven years, three-and a half months, next..." "Sodi?" "You want sodi pop?" "Alright." "He'll break his damn neck." "Here you go." "Oh, it's pretty exquisite." "Exquisite..." "Is that your wife?" "Yes..." "She ran off with a..." "You miss it?" "Well, it's been thirty years." "You know, they say time heals all wounds." "But yeah, sometimes I miss her A lot." "Fuckin..." "Eh?" "..." "And there's no picture." "What about Junior?" "He ain't remember nothing." "Hey." "You know he never know her really." "Hey, Did you hear that big company has taken all our backyard." "Yeah." "Them bastards." "They're gonna push us all damn out of here Bulldozers..." "They're gonna get bulldoz us worldwide..." "Oh..." "Oh..." "They are nasty." "You hear me?" "Then go on." "Get back to work." "So what are we gonna do about it?" "I don't know." "Thanks for the Sodi pop." "Whores!" "Whores!" "Bitches." "Twats." "Whores." "Whores!" "How long I been sleeping?" "All afternoon..." "I'm sorry I didn't mean to suppose that." "You never do." "You never do Raphael." "That's enough kids." "GO inside and get ready for a bath." "Frankie, get a clean underwear for you and your sister." "No complaining." "Go in." "When is it..." "Why don't you get around?" "Do you think you could watch them." "I need to go and get some water." "I'll get it." "You've got to go further upstream now." "All the water is too dirty." "Cohicse, How you doin'?" "You actually going to drink that?" "No wonder you people are on your last leg." "What do you want?" "Well, I ain't exactly here on vacation." "Mr. McCarthy sends me out here to check on you." "Thought you might be here in cold feet." "My advice to you is, don't." "I'll be there." "It's my function to make sure you are." "de que así sea." "I said I'll be there." "Oh, that's good!" "Because unless you plan on putting that pretty little wife and kids of yours on a plane to fuckin' Bora Bora" "Not to mention, whole damn dad and..." "Whoever else you may care for out here in this shithole..." "I'm gonna find them." "Then I am gonna kill them." "And then I'm gonna fuck'em" "And then I'm gonna eat'em" "Come on Cochise," "One more little scar ain't gonna make any difference." "See you in the movies, Toronto" "You okay?" "Yes, we are okay." "She doesn't want to take a bath." "You get the water?" " No, I dropped it." "Does Dad is still sick?" "What are you doing?" " What are you doing?" "!" " Eh?" "..." "Nothing" "Nothing." " How can it be nothing?" " Nothing" " Raphael, what's going on?" " Nothing." "Nothing." "Nothing..." " What's the... what's the matter?" " I'll show you..." "Wake up, wake up... wake up, wake up." "Come on... wake up 'em" "Come on, come on..." " Raphael, are you...?" " No, no..." "Come on, come on..." "Come on, come on, come on..." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Okay, okay..." "Close your eyes." "Keep your eyes closed." "Can you walk?" "..." "Keep your eyes closed..." " I wanna go back, inside." " Okay, okay..." "One second..." "I mean..." "Okay, watch here..." "Okay, right there..." "Wow..." "I'm gonna fall down..." "He is helping us, he is taking us..." "Wow..." "Who is this?" "That's your brother." "Okay." "Keep your eyes..." "One second Stop, Stop, Keep your eyes closed." "Don't look." "I want to go to sleep." "Don't talk." "We'll soon go to sleep." "Okay, Open your eyes." "Wow!" "It's beautiful." "frankie, Mika." "Go and play." "Yes!" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Where did you get the money for all these?" "Hh...?" "What was it this time?" "You and your Luis, hit a liquor store?" "A 7-Eleven?" "I hope this was a good one, Raphael." "I hope it's worth you going back inside and never see me or the kids again." "I didn't rob anybody, baby." "You can think what you want but it's not true." "I have been missing for a long time, I know." "Everything will be different now I promise." "We'll see." "I wanna provide, for my family." "I have known you for a long time." "Before prison..." "Before liquor..." "The children didn't get..." "Raphael." "They only got taste of you, in prison time and drinking..." "You want to provide for your family?" "!" "You kinda loved 'em first." "Frankie was 7 the last time you went in" "And was 10 when you came out." "Marta sleeps more than any child I have ever seen." "She is afraid to be awake." "That's not love, Raphael is purgatory." "I hope this money is straight." "I hope you got it doing the right thing." "I know." "Frankie, watch this." "Frankie, let's just play." "It's giant." "Come on, please." "What's wrong with you?" "Have you seen your brother?" "Why?" "I just wanted to talk to him." "Why?" "Because." "Because why?" "Because, because..." "Is he in trouble?" "No." "If I tell you, I'll be in trouble?" "No, honey." " You promise?" " That's promise." "He's hiding." "Thanks honey." "The can you can see is the phone." "Can you hear me now?" "Yeah." "May I come in?" "No." "Just for a second." "Okay." "Come on, I want you to go somewhere with me." "Where?" "Just into town, to buy some things." "Can I stay here?" "I kind of want you to go..." "I kind of want to stay here." "Huh..." "Come on!" "Come on..." "It's pretty nice today, isn't it?" "Yeah, so..." "You know, I used to go for walks like this." "With papa, when I was a kid." "But not here." "We didn't always live here." "Used to live up in hills." "It was better there." "You'd have liked it." "This isn't such a good place for you." "Not only for you, and your mom, and your sister." "I know that." "It's okay." "There's a lot better places." "Maybe you don't know about them yet." "You know like, Some of the places you see on TV." "Yeah." "I just wanted you to know that I am trying to do something about it." "I don't want you to grow up here." "I want you and Marta, to have... a real house, a real garden..." "You know, I want you to have some nice things." "The new TV is pretty nice." "Yeah." "But there's other things, you know... like an education, like school." "I don't like school." "Oh, you kind of got to like school, you know..." "'Cause some day" "You're gonna get outta here..." "You're gonna be a chance to be somebody..." "You hear me?" "Because if anything happens to me..." "You are the man of the house." "Think you can do that?" "I think so." "What's the matter?" "I heard moma saying, you might go back to jail again." "No." "I ain't going back to jail." "Promise?" "Yeah, I promise." "Come on, The bus has come, let's go..." "You ready?" "Oh, yeah..." "May I help you with something?" "Where does this go papa?" "Hmm?" "..." "I don't know." "I think it's extra." "You mean, In case an even extra heart?" "!" "Really that is?" "!" "Let's see..." "Ah..." "Oui..." "He doesn't have a ding dong..." "Ding dong..." "Ding dong..." "Maybe it's in here buddy." "See..." "Maybe it's a girl..." "Then where is the boobies, stupid?" "I think we should put this game away for now." " Let's go inside, I am gonna make some..." " Mommy, Frankie called me stupid." " Thanks father." " Saturday confession, Huh?" "huh?" "..." "How are you, Raphael?" "I am fine father." "You?" "Good..." "Good, Thanks." "Oh!" ", you got a lot of new stuff." "Yeah, you know..." "There's some stuff." "Pretty expensive stuff." "I guess..." "You know me." "I like to reserve judgment." "That's what the good lord says." "And after all he is my way." "But something smells funny." "Check your shoes." "Maybe stepped under something." "Let's not mock about." "Your Rita is a little concerned about your newfound wealth." "Quite frankly, so am I." "I don't have to tell you, what this looks like to her, and to everybody." "I guess you didn't hear, I got a job." "Oh, yeah?" "Where?" "I know most of the business people in town." "It's good to know, who is being so generous?" "Look..." "Rita asked you to come and give me the big speech, Okay." "Fine,." "I appreciate the thought." "I appreciate the time." "I don't know what else it looks like." "Yeah, Of course I do." "But it isn't what you think, I promise." "Okay" "But she feels she should ask me to come out here and talk to you." "But I have to talk to everybody anyway." "This dump has been bought by a big salvage company." "They are now looking to move everybody of the land, and they don't care what it costs." "I have spoken to them." "They are not playing." "Just so, that you know." "If you get to your ass counted off the jail," "Your wife and your kids will have a roof over their heads." "When do they move in?" "They have already started." "So, if you done something wrong" "It's time to make arrangements." "You know, in Sunday we are going to have a big fiesta, father... and" "I just know that we would love you to be there." "I'll be at the church, if you need me." "You would be there even if, I don't too want you." "King Cobra." "Rattlesnake." "No, I do not want to play golf." "Lee Travino, Nancy Lopez, Chi--Chi." "No, I'm not a member dirty Club Tiger Woods." "Yeah, guys." "Look at this hat, Huh?" "..." "Ain't that something of the Raphael's job," "All those presents he gave us." "Oh those fingernails are beautiful, baby." "Oh look..." "Look at this hat,Huh?" "Now, that..." "How in the world could he know, that I was Willie Nelson's bus driver?" "And Waylon Jenning's, Tony Jo White?" "That is one big boner of a hat..." "And he gave it to me." "Fuck him..." "You should talk to him." "Maybe they need some help over there." "You got STP, baby 'cos you read my mind, you're a psycho." "Let me get a fuckin' beer." "Whoh man!" "..." "What a hot fuckin' day?" "..." "Huh?" "Yeah." "How many shots you play?" " Two or three, it depends if I played with Lee and Chi--Chi." "Yeah, you play with ..." "Oh yeah man, what you want me to do, bit this shit off?" "Or you think maybe you can open it, eh?" "You can't tell Maria ain't never seen you bite that thing off." "No, not today." "What fuckin' day." "Oh, very nice service here." "Yo, Maria" "What's that, flaky..." "brother-in-law of yours upto these days?" "We gotta some..." "business to discuss." "Why don't you leave him alone please?" "Okay." "He is trying to go straight." "He got a job." "And the first time, he's got a little bit of money in his pocket." "You see, that's what I am saying, know?" "You can't fucking trust nobody." "We were partners know..." "Bros' You know..." "like," "What is that commercial saying..." "Fuckin' thief'o one in'order for two..." "Shit man..." "They know real fuckin' job he got..." "That's the fuckin' score" "All we have been through together..." "Hh... hh..." "You don't hold that I am bro'..." "N--O--T--G--O--D" " NOT GOD" " Not what?" "!" "..." "NOT GOOD!" "..." "Man, what are you fuckin' stupid?" "!" "..." "Go..." "Fuckin' mommy, Goto sleep man..." "You're just jealous because, 'cause he has got a job, and you don't." "Job?" "!" "Job my fuckin' ass..." "Let me tell you something, They are fuckin' any people off all over the country, and this bug gets a job." " That's right" " Oh yeah, Right." "He probably got hired by a bunch of what, Good Christians?" "!" "..." "Don't tell me, don't tell me." "The man is working for the 'Salavation' Army." "Salvation." "What'd you say?" "Salvation..." "'Salavation Army'..." "And tomorrow, he is going to be out there, with a little red bucket, and little company, that Ding, ding, ding..." "Oh man, Fuck this..." "Shame on this guy!" "..." "You are in my chair." "You fuckin' oldman" "You know about my boy, you little turd." "Why you talking about man?" "You know, when you get older you lose control of your body." " Some of your functions..." " Yeah, no shit." "... just happens..." "By the way, I wouldn't leave my car out there, too long..." "There's a lot of white people out there." "Oh, man!" "My *** tyre, my special!" "You got the number for convenience store?" "Now I lay me down to sleep," "I pray the Lord to keep my soul," "And if I die before I wake ..." "I pray the God, my soul to take." "God bless..." "Mommy," "Daddy, Frankie and Papa." " Amen" " Amen" "Good night treasure." "Sweet Dreams." "Buy something nice, see..." "Thank you, papa..." "And you take this..." "Holy fucking shit!" "..." "Come on kids, get in the bus..." "Go on" "Get in the bus..." "Franky, Martha..." "Buy you something to get dressed for the fiesta." "Hou!" "Do you miss me?" "..." "I missed you?" "Hey, listen to this The other day I was driving down the highway," "Had the air conditioner on, Smoking my cigar, Listening to some tunes..." "And this big fat crow, lands on the billboard," "Biggest, fattest crow I ever saw in my life..." "I fixed on him, and he dropped dead!" "Boom." "Insane..." "It made me shudder." "Kind of made me sick." "I could may be poop." "It made me poop my pants." "Was a... was a four inch, bell-shaped faecy..." "Very hard. very firm." "Things ain't be going to be beautiful for me..." "Lost my old friend." "I'm so tired." "I'm tired." "I'm very, very very, tired..." "Come here man." "Fuck you." "Come on, I'm not gonna hurt you." "I like you." "I am..." "I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me." "You better scoot, chief..." "I'm tired." "Oh, man..." "What a party?" "!" "..." "Hey, I love it." "Hey?" "..." "Do you think, they might have any more jobs open at the warehouse?" "I don't know." "Work is hard to come by, you know how it is." "I was thinking, with you being a big-shot there and all." " So if like anything comes up, you'd, you know, maybe put in a good word." "Yeah, I'll see what I can do." " You know me, I am a hard worker, strong as a bull, I ain't too proud to work." "I'll see what I can do." "That's all I can ask." "We have to stick together, you know..." "Huh?" "... releases!" "You like it?" "Oh, God..." "I love you..." "You look like an angel You look like a living breathing doll, you do." "Come on, man, eat." "Hold on Hold on, tight" "Smile everybody!" "I love this dress." "You think it looks all right?" "!" "..." "Good enough to eat, baby." "Good enough to eat." " No, not here!" " Yeah, just wait..." "Come on." "Look at the picture guys." "Hey, Mommy, why don't you wait right here for me." "Poppy'll be right back ." "What do you want?" "I don't want any trouble today." "Come on, I just want to celebrate your fortune." "Nice party, man." "Must have cost you a bundle and a bag of chips, all this stuff." "Hey, erm, I hear you got a job." "Yeah, that's right." "Wow, man." "You must be blessed man." "God must love you..." "You know, you must have been blessed or something." "That's what it is, right?" "Maybe I am just lucky." "You know what I think man." "That a guy want to share some of that buck with his buddies." "Come on, come on Cut me out to the source, what's going" "I ain't got nothing to give you." "What do you want?" " You sure about that?" " Yeah." "Wow, man..." "Seems to me that you owe me a favo+B2790r man." "For when I hooked you up a few months ago, you know?" "Sounds to me like you needed and extra guy." "You know, I coulda asked Julio, coulda asked Papo..." "Yeah, but you didn't." "You asked me." "Come on, you Raffi, man..." "What this selfish attitude about?" "You make a big score, and you ain't gonna turn it on your bro?" "Plus you makin' me look bad, man..." "You makin' me look bad in front of these people." "And these are my people." "You know?" "I mean, people gonna wonder, has Luis got the juice?" "!" "Hey, look." "I don't got nothing to give you." "Get the fuck outta here." "That's what you too bad man." "You know, just a little something man... what you got,..." "Long way, keeping things sweet..." "Just in case the cops come around, you know..." "You gonna threaten me now?" "You fucking threaten me, I'll put your fucking lights out, man." "Yo, let me tell you something..." "When you fuckin' go away," "Your lady, she gonna..." "She gonna work for me, okay..." "Alright..." "Because, I love you Raphie." "You fuckin' disappear..." "Mami, come on." "We've got to go..." "Raphie, the fuck out of here..." "Raphie, keep a fuck in..." "Tada..." "I would be there..." "Come on, come on..." "Fuckin' party!" "I owe you." "Come on, Go..." "You mind." "What was all that about?" "What does he want?" "Nothing." "Let's take a walk." "Do you remember?" "Yes." "What do you remember?" "Come on, what do you remember?" "That it was like this..." "It was around this time..." "The air felt this way..." "The wind felt like this..." "What else?" "My heart was pounding..." "I was scared of you." " Father Stratton?" " Raphael?" " Can I talk to you about something?" "Sure." "But if I tell you something..." "Does that mean, you can't tell anybody?" "Well, if you're talking about a confession, then yes." "That's between you and God." "Is that what you want?" "You wanna make a confession?" "Yeah, I think so." "Come." "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "How long has it been since your last confession?" "Well, I..." "I really haven't, thought about religion much over the years." "Then why are you here?" "For Rita, and my kids." "Go on..." "Tomorrow morning, Father..." "I am going to walk into a room... and some men are going to kill me." "They are going to torture me ..." "And then they are going to kill me." "And for this circus ..." "I will be paid..." "My... my family will be paid... 50,000 dollars." "It isn't enough really, but..." "It might be just enough to get everybody out of here, forever..." "Do you wish to repent these thoughts?" "No." "Then what is it, you want to do with Church?" "Nothing." "I need you to make sure, they and my family gets the money, after I am gone." "You're the only person, that can do that." "You're the only one." "Please." "I need your help." "Do you understand what you are asking of me?" "You are asking a priest to help you to committ suicide." "You are asking a priest to commit a cardinal sin." "In a couple of days, Father..." "they are going to destroy the Morgan town..." "The entire village." "What happens then?" "Where do Rita and the kids go?" "Does God gonna let them live here?" "You and the Church gonna buy me a house?" "Maybe the government..." "May be they will do something What do you think?" "Please." "Please help me." "I can't." "Raphael..." "You've sold your soul." "Oh, no..." "Father." "I sold my body, like a whore." "The church forgives whores everyday." "Don't do this..." "Don't do this..." "What's wrong?" "Come on, what's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Who did this?" "..." "Who did this?" "..." "Luis?" "..." "What happened?" "He looked so crazy." "He was high on something." "I don't know..." "I tried to stop him." "But he hit me." "He hit me..." " Did he rape you?" "..." " No..." "Frankie jumped on him, and started hitting him." "Where's Frankie?" "He's outside." "You stay here." "I'll be back." "I'll be back." "Let me see." "I'm sorry, papa." "What do you mean, you're sorry?" "You were gone and I was the man of the house." "And, I couldn't make him go away." "Well, listen to me." "You did a brave thing." "Very brave thing." "I'm..." "I'm proud of you." "Come here." "I beat the hell out of him, Poppa." "Good." "Why don't you go, see back you Mom..." "Huh?" "And, what if he comes back?" "He is not gonna come back." "He is too afraid of you." "All right?" "Believe me." "Go on, Pussy... pussy..." "You're a man now." "I love you, Papa." "I love you too." "Go on..." "Go see your mother." "You see that..." "Come on..." "Okay, That's it..." "That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it..." "You get too fucked up baby..." "Then you look for nothing, come on..." "I love that shit." "I feel so..." "Come here..." "Hey, Nita..." "Get the fuck out of there..." "You awake..." "Oh fuck..." "I'll fuckin' kill you..." "I have always tried to live with the spirits..." "vivir con los espíritus, ..." "I have always tried to show you that, world..." "It seemed like you didn't care..." "But now," "I think you do care..." "So, I think you should sit along with the spirits." "I'm gonna put you out there..." "Just like there are good and bad spirits, there are good and bad tour leaders." "Just remember son," "Whatever you do, think of the children first." "Sweet dreams, angel." "I love you, Okay."

"SHAWN:" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Slow down." "Slow down." "Fire." "You'll never believe it." "I know what I want to be when I grow up." "A fireman." "I never would have guessed." "And what exactly brought this on?" "Fireman Paul." "He came to our school." "He is so totally rad." "Fireman Paul?" "Did he happen to be sober?" "Shawn, come here." "Listen to me." "You do not want to be a fireman." "What?" "Why not?" "Because you want to be a cop." "What do you think I've been teaching you all these years?" "But being a fireman is the coolest." "Being a fireman is not cooler than being a cop." "But they have cooler uniforms, cooler trucks and cooler sirens." "They even get to carry axes." "Axes?" "I get to carry a gun." "A real gun with real bullets." "I get to shoot bad guys." "I'm like Dirty Harry." "Can you even name a famous fireman?" "Smokey the Bear?" "First of all Smokey the Bear is not a fireman." "Number two, he's not real." "Number three, he's a bear." "He takes his poops in the woods." "Is that what you want?" "Fireman Paul said you'd say that." "(IMITATES HOSING)" "SHAWN:" "Hey, what is going on in there?" "She never closes her blinds." "You know I don't like being out of the loop." "JULIET:" "Shawn, what are you doing?" "Jules." "How about an update on this blinds situation?" "Oh, it's just some case with the fire department or something." "Fire department." "Did you hear that?" "Of course, I did." "I'm standing two and a half feet away from her." "So what's the scoop?" "Well, apparently, some building burned down last week on Benedetto under suspicious circumstances and they're looking for back up." "Sorry, guys, got to go." "Dude, that's us." "We're back up." "What?" "KAREN:" "I strongly believe..." "Excuse us." "We're looking for the fireman." "He's probably wearing a yellow or red hard hat, maybe carrying an axe, possibly a large bucket of sand." "And a Dalmatian." "Discounting your interruption to a closed-door meeting," "Ms. Conrad is the city's arson inspector." "Arson?" "Hello." "Miss." "Arson." "That's fire?" "Yes." "Shawn Spencer." "Head psychic, SBPD." "I'm available." "For cases as well." "Um, I'm not going to do that." "I understand." "Obsessive compulsive." "If you're finished, Mr. Spencer, we'd like to proceed with our meeting, so..." "Ah." "How rude of me." "I'd like to look at the criminal activity for that area." "I believe her." "What?" "I am sensing that Lassy is skeptical that this is arson." "Of course, I'm skeptical." "She's an arson investigator." "They always want it to be arson." "Keeps their jobs viable." "Can I go now?" "All I need is access to some of your files for the last few years." "I can do that for you." "What?" "Come on, Chief, I know where the file room is." "Besides, when you get down there, things can get tricky." "Some of those drawers stick." "Who gave you access to the file room?" "Irrelevant." "And immaterial." "Chief, you're not going to let him do that thing where he only uses courtroom jargon, are you?" "Mr. Spencer." "He is making a mockery of these proceedings." "All I'm saying is that she's making a very compelling argument." "You're an idiot." "That's less compelling." "Move to strike." "Please remove him." "Gladly." "Sidebar, Ms. Conrad." "I think I can help you." "You have no idea why I'm here." "I am sensing something happened on Benedetto Street." "You're not getting the support you want from your department." "You're looking for a little outside assistance." "That's actually spot on." "Yes, I know." "Chief, I believe we have a match made in heaven." "SHAWN:" "Holy crap." "This place is like completely burned." "GUS:" "It's called a fire, Shawn." "And it's all evidence, so don't touch anything." "All right, I'll try to speak slowly." "Let's review." "I believe the fire started in this general area and spread in this direction." "Conrad, what are you doing here?" "Thought you were done with this site." "And this is?" "Army Johnson, Fire Prevention Bureau." "And your supervisor, in case you forgot." "Well, if this is arson, then..." "Look, at the Bureau, we have a policy of supporting our rookies." "Rookies?" "ARMY:" "So I gave you a lot of latitude on this case." "I read your report and I surveyed the scene myself." "Looks like an accidental fire to me, not malicious arson." "I respectfully disagree." "(CHUCKLES) Honey, the last time this city had an arsonist was so long ago," "I was still on the big red truck." "Besides, this building had no fire insurance, so no one profits." "A firebug doesn't need motive." "Yeah, enough." "Just finish your report." "Ah, now I'm late for my hot yoga class." "I'm teaching this year." "An accident?" "Is there something we're missing here?" "Well, we did find some empty liquor bottles and cigarette butts around the fire's point of origin, but..." "And we've had several reports of teenagers looking for places to party." "I think Lassy's on to something." "Have we ruled out teenagers who meet in abandoned buildings and make bananas foster?" "It is not teenagers." "One of the firemen remembers smelling a distinct sweet odor while putting out the fire, and that is a sign of a stronger accelerant than alcohol." "And if this is a firebug, he is just getting started." "Dude, that wall over there doesn't have any insulation." "I think that's an external wall." "Look, if no one from your department is on board." "I'm on board." "(GRUNTS)" "Gus, what's happening to me?" "(GRUNTS)" "What the hell are you doing?" "SHAWN:" "There's something up with this wall right here." "I can feel it." "(GASPS)" "JULIET:" "Oh, my God!" "GUS:" "What the..." "SHAWN:" "Did not see that coming." "Hmm." "Miss Conrad, this wasn't just arson." "It was murder." "In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity" "I'm not inclined to resign to maturity" "If it's all right then you're all wrong" "But why bounce around to the same damn song?" "You'd rather run when you can't crawl" "I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth" "I know, you know They just don't have any proof" "Embrace the deception Learn how to bend" "Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end" "I am sensing that this man..." "Is it a man?" "I don't know." "I don't know what it is." "Yes." "Based on the pelvic girdle." "Burned to death." "Hell of a way to go." "He didn't burn to death." "ME pulled a.22 slug out of his sternum." "He was shot, then burned?" "It's sad." "But that's what they do to guys who wear girdles." "This man is the reason the fire was set." "According to the ME's preliminary report, "The bullet entered the body" ""at a downward trajectory based on bone fragments containing lead residue."" "Let's see, from behind and downward, means our shooter got the victim on his knees, popped him execution-style." "Bang!" "Would you trim that fingernail, Ming the Merciless?" "Then the killer torched the building to make the body unidentifiable." "Or to remove any trace of his own fingerprints or DNA." "We couldn't even pull a print off the bullet." "Smart move." "In case you missed it, Detective." "This is my l-told-you-so face." "Which is kind of hard to distinguish from your" ""I thought this was going to be a new episode of Law and Order" ""but it turns out it's a repeat" face." "A dead body changes things." "That's his email signature." "So we're on board." "And because it's a homicide, it's our investigation." "No, it's arson." "And I've already briefed Army on all of this." "He says it's my case, I'm on point, you report to me." "Look, when we find our murderer, you'll find your arsonist." "No." "When I find my arsonist, I'll find your murderer." "No." "Guys, please." "Can't we come up with a term that covers both killer and arsonist?" "How about "arsasin"?" "The skeleton had trace amounts of methylbenzene, the primary component of TNT." "You can get it at any hardware store and it has a sweet odor." "All right, fine, but no one outside this room can know we recovered a skeleton." "And make sure the city treats the site like an accident." "All right, I want our killer..." "Arsasin!" "Or karsinist." "Arsasin." "I want the killer to feel safe." "I want him to think that his plan worked." "Secondly, the key to solving this case is to figure out who this guy was." "Come here often?" "Wow." "You know, you could afford to slow down a little." "If you walk any faster you're gonna travel through time." "(CHUCKLES)" "So what's our next move?" "Well, I assume we're going to team up, right?" "Travel cross-country solving mysteries, maybe set up shop on the side of the road, form a bluegrass trio." "Look, I appreciate you guys getting the cops to take this seriously but you don't have a lot of experience with this, so I prefer to handle point alone." "You know, Sun Tzu says that teamwork can be very sensual if you..." "I'll email you the rest." "I'd go after her if she wasn't walking at cougar speeds." "Right." "So what are we doing?" "Are we really done?" "Gus, don't be William Zabka from Back to School." "We need to get in with the firemen who put out the fire." "Shotgun on fire pole." "You can't call shotgun on a fire pole." "And why them?" "I think we're looking for a fireman, someone who knows fires, someone who knows the system." "He started the fires somewhere else then moved the flames towards the victim because the first thing an arson inspector looks for is a point of origin." "Okay, how in the world do you know all that?" "I rode the Backdraft ride at Universal Studios like 74 times." "Shawn, you can't base a whole theory on a movie." "There's a movie?" "Now, when we get in here, don't do that thing you used to do when we were kids." "Hi, fireman!" "Help you?" "Shawn Spencer, hunting an arsonist." "Step Anthony Wally Ali, cat stuck in a tree." "Oh, Conrad told me about you." "The psycho." "Psychic." "But before we get down to business is Fireman Paul around?" "We heard he used to work out of here back in the day." "GUS:" "We just want to say hello." "He came to our school when we were kids." "No, we're sure he'd remember us." "Gus accidentally peed on him and I gave him impetigo." "Over here." "Died fighting the Renkel fires of '98, set by a bunch of vandals." "So you think it's arson, too?" "You've been canoodling with Conrad?" "Is Conrad a canoodler?" "Did she say anything about me?" "Can I get her a note through you?" "I'm not sure I like random people interrogating my men, especially based on psychic hokum." "Hokum?" "Well, that hokum found traces of methylbenzene at the scene." "Really?" "Yeah, so my colleague would like to try and glean more hokum from your men." "Listen, it's been a long day." "My shift is over." "Manetti?" "Manetti's my right hand man." "These guys are here about the fire." "Deal with it, would you?" "So, you were the guys who put out the fire a week ago?" "Yeah, it was us." "Thanks to Manetti, here." "Well, that's a given, you don't look old enough to operate a hose." "We doused that fire in 33 minutes." "Really?" "You know, Dominos can still get you a pizza in under 30." "That might be more impressive." "Yeah?" "Well, you should have seen how fast I booked the perps, back in my cop days." "Wow." "Well, we're police-affiliated, too." "So can we ask you a few questions?" "We don't have time." "Starting training drills." "Perfect." "We're supposed to do them with you." "Really?" "Who told you that?" "Yeah, it sounded weird to us, too, but it's imperative that we get this information as soon as possible." "It's a headquarters thing." "Look, between you and me, there's nothing we'd rather do less, so why don't you just grab us a couple of these costumes and we'll get it over with." "You mean uniforms." "I've heard it both ways." "Can I ring the bell?" "FIREMAN:" "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Get those stairs." "Come on, come on!" "Get moving downhill!" "This way, you're going downhill!" "Move it, move it!" "So, how many people did you pull out of the fire?" "None, building was empty." "Keep moving." "Move it, move it, move it, go, go, go!" "Did you notice anything weird about the fire besides the smell?" "(SCREAMS)" "Lot of open spaces." "No furniture cluttering up the joint." "Hey!" "There's been a freaking bomb!" "Go, go, go, go!" "No, I didn't see anyone suspicious in the crowd." "(WHOOPS)" "I questioned him already, Shawn." "Dude, he was doing the pole." "Did anyone miss their shift that night?" "No." "No one wants to lose out on the OT." "Anybody here with a criminal record?" "Shh." "No talking." "It kills the illusion." "GUS:" "How much more of this do I have to take?" "Man, in order for him to stay certified in CPR he has to practice on a live person." "He's going to use a tongue guard when he gives you mouth-to-mouth." "So it's not even really like kissing." "What?" "If you find yourself becoming aroused, don't beat yourself up." "You must be out of your damn mind." "(BELL RINGING)" "(ALARM BLARING)" "Everybody move it!" "This isn't part of the drill!" "Let's go!" "No, Shawn." "The arsonist might still be there." "And we're already geared up." "They won't even know I'm driving the truck." "We should stay here, get some gelato and read the fire department's report from the comfort of our not-on-fire office." "Dude, if we go, you can drive behind a speeding fire truck." "All right, repeat after me, we are not going into a burning building." "We are not not going into a burning building." "Bet!" "(SIRENS WAILING)" "Hey, I thought your shift was over." "I heard about it on my scanner." "What is this, Halloween?" "Why, you got candy?" "We'll take some Good Plenty or Good Fruity." "How bad is it in there?" "I haven't been inside." "I'm patrolling the scene from out here." "So just try to stay out of the way, all right?" "This is command." "First floor is secure." "I'm sending more men to the second floor." "Alpha, side." "Over." "No, Shawn." "We're not going into a burning building." "You promised." "Actually I didn't." "Yes, you did." "The first floor is secure." "Those things flare back up all the time." "And you know how fire's attracted to me." "Can you blame it?" "Man, look at you." "Blair Underwood can't touch you right now." "Blair Underwood never played a fireman, either." "Exactly." "Come on." "I need the super sniffer." "GUS:" "Shawn." "This is not a good idea, Shawn!" "Shawn!" "Damn it!" "I don't know." "Maybe we should try, uh..." "Gus, where are you?" "Down here." "The key is to stay underneath the smoke." "Would you get up?" "Start sniffing." "There's something sweet in the air." "I need to see what the ceiling looked like before it was scorched." "Anything else?" "Nope." "We're good." "In all the years of fighting fires, that was the dumbest thing I have ever seen." "If I were still a cop, I'd put you both in jail!" "I definitely smelled something." "This fire was not an accident." "I'll do you one better." "The Chief had flakes of the unburned ceiling in his hair." "He was in there before the fire started." "We have found our "arson-urderer."" "What?" "Fire arsman." "Uh-uh." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Your psychic hunch was right, Shawn." "This body was found in a wall space at the site of the fire." "Yes." "I could sense that the fires were related and since the first one was set to cover up a murder..." "There might be a body at the second fire, too." "(MUMBLING)" "I'm sorry?" "It was either "nice work" or "ice fork," but I couldn't tell which." "JULIET:" "According to the ME's report, there's a unique purple rubber melted in between the victim's toes." "Unique how?" "It has real specks of gold in it." "They think it came from the victim's sneakers." "Purple with gold specks." "That's Jet Jaguars." "Gus owned them." "They're the ugliest and most uncomfortable sneakers known to man." "I had a pair." "They weren't that bad." "They were proven to cause polio." "I have elongated metatarsals and inverted phalanges, Spencer." "I have to wear whatever fits." "Well, then you know they were only sold in '98 and then discontinued immediately." "The victim was wearing ten year old sneakers?" "Who holds onto tennis shoes for that long?" "Especially painful purple and gold ones." "If this man was wearing them at the time of his death, then he was definitely killed in '98, possibly by the fashion mafia." "Ten years ago?" "That makes no sense." "Why would someone hang onto a body for a decade and then burn it to a crisp?" "Unless, the body's been there the whole time." "Just rotting for ten years?" "That's your theory." "Actually come to think of it, both buildings were built in '98." "An empty construction site is a good place to kill someone and it'd be easy to slip a body behind the dry wall." "What?" "You sure you're not a germaphobe?" "All right, let's just confirm the sneaker thing." "And if Spencer's right, let's get a list of all the buildings that were built ten years ago." "What?" "You can just get a list of that kind of stuff?" "I'd like a list of all available Zoltar machines." "For a little 14-year-old friend of mine." "Thanks, Jules." "So, Ms. Conrad, anything else I should know about the second fire?" "Just that the fire fighters caught a break because there wasn't sufficient ventilation in the top floor." "Without the oxygen, the men had no trouble putting out the fire." "Yeah, that was us." "Thanks to Manetti, here." "We doused that fire in 33 minutes." "So both fires went out relatively easily." "I guess." "Yeah." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I will bet every penny I have that I'm not." "The arsonist made the fires easy to put out." "Have you at all considered that this is an inside job?" "Well, this building wasn't insured either." "The owners don't get anything." "Inside your department." "A fire fighter?" "What are you doing?" "Do you see a bruise on my chest from all that CPR?" "All I see is chocolate with hair on it." "You know the rules, Shawn." "No sliding down a pole while I'm not here." "But you are here." "You're right here." "You know what I mean." "Especially when I'm stuck tailing Fire Chief Dan all day." "And they don't even have a Dalmatian here, Shawn." "Could you stop with the Dalmatians already?" "I'm just saying." "It would be nice to see one in its natural habitat." "They're not indigenous to fire houses, Gus." "Did you find anything out or not?" "Well, I hid in a corner while he got a picture framed of him and John Denver, and the Muppets." "Muppets?" "Gonzo was a shock, boy." "What?" "Sounds productive." "Then I just had to stand around while he spent an hour figuring out what type of roto-tiller to buy." "Well, it's not an easy decision, Gus." "After all, it's harvest season, Pa." "And Jeb can't work the plow." "You know he ain't been right since he come down with the consumption." "Will you stop, Shawn?" "It did get interesting." "He's our guy and I know it." "He was on his cell phone constantly." "And I think I heard him ask about the accelerant." "After that, he came rushing back here in a panic." "(WHISPERING) Dude, it's sabotage." "(WHISPERING) He's making it harder for the men to put out the fires." "GUS:" "We got to stop him." "He's heading to the all purpose room." "There's only one exit to that room." "Here's the plan." "We corner, we confront, he confesses, we get samosas." "Bet!" "(GRUNTS)" "Dude, is that really necessary?" "I don't play with killers, Shawn." "Hello, children." "(LAUGHS)" "Yes!" "Field trip to ye old fire station." "What are you two doing?" "We are here to help with the lesson." "Clearly." "So, uh, kiddies, always remember to put out your cigarettes when you're finished smoking them." "Excuse me?" "Uh, I mean, uh, don't smoke, uh, in bed." "Or in restaurants." "Or in caves?" "No smoking." "Absolutely no smoking." "And don't listen to anyone who says that a pipe is cool because I'm telling it is not." "(CHILDREN LAUGHING) Get out." "Get out." "Get out." "Well, that was a waste of time." "Or was it?" "What is that?" "I accidentally mixed up" "Fire Chief Dan's phone with mine." "They're similar shapes and my hand was in his jacket pocket." "You stole his phone?" "He was throwing us out." "Gus, I plead the third." "The third amendment is no soldier can live in your house against your will." "You mean the fifth." "Yeah, I've heard it both ways." "What other ways have you heard it?" "Just look at this." "Five calls in a row to hardware stores all over the city." "Where one might go to buy methylbenzene." "That's what I'm talking about." "Fire Chief Dan?" "Honestly?" "That's why you brought me down to this death trap?" "Death trap?" "This office is in violation of almost every fire safety code on the books." "(LAUGHS)" "Not to contradict, but we are 100% up to code." "I don't walk into a building unless it's safe, much less work in one." "Your smoke detector is a paper bowl with an MM stuck to it." "Shawn, where's the Ryerson smoke detector I bought for the office?" "Oh, that thing?" "It kept beeping during séance week." "Where is it now?" "Charleston Chew?" "Charleston Chew?" "You also have an overloaded socket and a hot plate on the ground." "I like soup." "I won't apologize for that." "It's next to a stack of old newspapers." "I also like to read while I eat." "Can you please just tell me why you think it's Dan?" "Well, it's not like I stole his cell phone or anything, 'cause, I mean, I don't do that sort of thing." "Although I am sensing someone did." "I'll solve that later." "No this is just deeply rooted psychic vibage." "I know it's hard to believe." "No, actually it's not." "It kind of makes sense." "He never thought it was arson and he hated it when I questioned his men." "What did the cops say?" "We haven't told them." "We thought you'd like to make the bust." "After all, this is your case." "Oh, well, that..." "I mean, to say that..." "I mean, that you would think of me, that you would do that..." "This seems like a great opportunity for a hug." "Come here." "Uh." "(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) No?" "Ah, rotator cuff." "Right." "There's been another fire." "With another body?" "Forensics is on the way." "Another body." "You were right." "As a courtesy, I want to let you know my office is going to be bringing in Dan Trombly for questioning." "The Fire Chief?" "Correct." "That could be a problem." "Why?" "Because that skeleton wasn't the only body we found." "Lift that please." "SHAWN:" "Oh." "It says here that the Fire Chief died of asphyxiation." "Smoke inhalation." "Oh, I'm getting something." "How much more of this do I have to endure?" "Do you see the bruise on my chest from all that CPR?" "There was someone else there." "They tried to give him CPR before he died." "Maybe someone who knew him." "Of course they knew him." "It's like practically kissing." "What the hell was the Fire Chief doing there in the first place?" "I mean, I don't think he started the fire." "He wasn't wearing any protective gear, there weren't any traces of accelerants on him." "We got a break." "The latest skeleton is still too burned to get an ID, but our killer didn't know that our victim had ICD in his body." "Ew, they make those for men?" "It's like a pace maker." "Tracked the serial number back to Central Coast Components who sold it to Saint Mary's who implanted it into our victim 12 years ago." "O'Hara, what do we know about our victim?" "Wait, our skeleton was a criminal?" "That's right." "His name is Steven J. Renkel." "As in the kid from Family Matters." "No." "As in the Renkel fires of '98." "Yes." "Guys, bring it in." "So our victim was a fire-starter himself?" "Yeah, they were a bunch of vandals who liked going around and starting fires." "These are Renkel's only known accomplices." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh, I'm getting something." "The second victim is in one of those pictures." "What?" "How do you know that?" "He's telling me he was murdered." "He saying it poorly, because he speaks with a whistle." "A whistle, like he speaks like this." "Which would be endearing on an 8-year-old, maybe Terry-Thomas or the original supermodel, Lauren Hutton." "But this..." "This just screams for adult braces." "Any form of simple orthodontia really." "It's not that expensive." "You're saying it's the guy who has the gap in his teeth?" "Don't say gap." "He prefers tooth alley, but yes, it is." "I remember these guys." "They all disappeared around the same time." "We figured they just skipped town." "That's it." "The third victim is up there as well." "He's not speaking because he's afraid you'll criticize his appearance, just like you did with tooth-gap boy." "Look, now you got me doing it." "Someone must have hunted them down and killed them ten years ago." "And now they're burning off the evidence." "That's a long time to wait to clean up a mess." "You should see how long it takes Gus to clean his cereal bowl." "Only one guy in the crew has been a suspect in other arsons since the Renkel fire." "And that's Bodie Lambert." "All right." "So why is Bodie the only one we're still hearing from?" "Maybe he turned on his partners." "It happens all the time." "This could be our killer." "Furderer." "What?" "Fire murderer." "Furderer." "Put a BOLO on him ASAP." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "You're going to issue these guys bolo ties?" "It stands for "be on the lookout." Oh." "What are you doing?" "Army will kill you if he sees you messing with this stuff." "Now why are we here?" "The cops are following the bodies." "I thought we'd take a different avenue." "Buildings." "What do we know?" "They're all commercial and industrial, and they were all built in the same year." "After the Renkel fire." "Correct." "Lot of open spaces." "No furniture cluttering up the joint!" "Also they seem to be abandoned, yet none of them are for sale." "Why would three different owners leave valuable real estate like that sitting around empty?" "What can I do for you guys?" "We need to see your files on the three burned buildings." "Sure." "Just fill out requisition form ID 88." "You can get them upstairs." "CONRAD:" "That will take forever." "We really need..." "Paperwork is paperwork." "It's the basis for civilization." "Just fill out the forms." "I'll give you everything you need." "(ALARM SOUNDING)" "Fire alarm?" "We better evacuate." "All right, everybody out of here." "I got to go deal with this." "Good thing we had a plan B ready." "You smell like a peach meadow." "That's the incense I used to set off the smoke detector." "You didn't just pull the fire alarm?" "It's right there on the wall." "Uh, that's a crime, Shawn." "I remain not culpable." "I didn't set off the detector." "The smoke did." "Who burned the incense?" "I plead the fifth." "Mmm-hmm." "Element?" "Dimension?" "Beatle?" "You can't plead Billy Preston." "All right, what are we doing?" "Bring up the burned buildings." "Okay." "Here we are." "Dude, all these buildings have SR next to them." "That stands for seismic retrofit." "It applies to any building built in '98." "It looks like all the safety codes were just changed last week." "Right before the first fire." "That's why they're all empty." "They're no longer considered earthquake safe." "They're going to open up the walls to bring them up to code." "Dude, that's it." "That's what started this whole thing." "The killer realized that the bodies he stashed in those buildings ten years ago are going to be discovered and now he's torching the evidence." "There's like 20 buildings scheduled to be retrofitted." "Let me print out the list." "Yeah, snap it up." "We still have a few minutes before they let anybody back in the building." "Dude, trust me, you want to hurry." "You could have pulled me out of there." "Dude, I gave you two full warnings." "My underwear's soaked." "Just like old times." "Kiss my..." "Guys!" "One of those buildings is going to be targeted next by the arsonist." "Are you sure?" "I'm Al B. Sure!" "Watching Diane Schuur apply Sure Roll-On while viewing The Sure Thing." "That's pretty sure." "That's all-day sure." "You are a strange person but extremely effective." "See?" "Teamwork isn't the worst thing." "Psychically I could sense that there was information in that office that we needed so, uh, I'll go check with the cops while you scope those out." "Boom!" "(IMITATES CRASH)" "Carpel tunnel." "Hey." "That's fair." "Hey, we got a hit on that BOLO." "A sheriff in Barstow found Bodie Lambert holed up in a Motel 6 under one of his aliases." "Excellent!" "Dobson!" "Yes, sir." "Get a hold of Barstow PD." "Tell them not to make a move without us." "DOBSON:" "Will do." "He is mine." "Police!" "Clear!" "Okay, you got anything?" "Nothing here." "All clear." "Do these things come in different sizes?" "Because my movement is very constricted." "I feel like it's creating all the wrong lines." "Maybe if there were V-necks or lapels." "Or epaulets." "What are they doing here?" "I may have given them a heads-up." "It wasn't exactly an invitation." "CARLTON:" "He must have bolted out the window." "He's not going to get far." "Aerial 2, you got a 20 on our perp?" "You called in air support for this?" "Of course I did." "Excuse me!" "If I may." "What are you doing?" "Uh, you might want to stand back." "(GRUNTS)" "Freeze." "Put your hands behind your back." "He's not talking." "I sense that he's superstitious." "He might talk to someone from a higher ethereal plane." "May I have a shot?" "Knock yourself out." "Give me a second." "I have to go outside and get something off the ground." "Hey." "Shawn Spencer, psychic interrogator." "Maybe you remember me from when I apprehended you." "Remember back then?" "No?" "That's okay." "I got everything I need." "Have fun in prison." "Word to the wise." "Don't drop the bar of soap." "Oh, please." "Don't try that routine on me." "No, literally, man, don't drop the soap." "There's so much bacteria on those floors." "I'm pretty sure they only issue one bar a month, so." "Why are you eating that?" "Raw leaves is what the Earth Mother allows me to eat." "It banishes all negative entities." "What, are you a fairy?" "Hardly." "I've seen Little Darlings like 11 times." "But I am a male Wiccan." "You're not Wiccan." "I'm level eight, Jack." "I'd be level nine if it wasn't for my seasonal pollen allergies." "What's your coven?" "Say what?" "What's your pass phrase." "I don't know you, man." "Same time, one, two, three." "Knight Rider." "Gardnerian." "Wait, what?" "Gardener rerarian." "Exactly what you said, man." "Oh, it is so dope to connect with other weirdos." "But right here, man, you and me, we understand each other." "All that fairy stuff aside, I dig you, Bodie." "I dig you, Bodie." "Now, I only got a minute before the cops come in here and haul you out." "So I'm going to level with you." "The Earth Force Mother is pretty POed at you, man." "Me?" "You're crazy." "I didn't do anything." "She sent me here to stop you." "How do you think I found you in that ceiling, bro?" "Luck?" "No." "I got a message." "Why is the Earth Spirit after me?" "She knows you lit those fires, bro." "We found the crew mates you murdered in the buildings." "I didn't kill nobody, brother." "It must have been that guy." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, what guy?" "Ten years ago, somebody started hunting us down." "Someone grabbed me out of my car, took me to some construction site, made me get on my knees, told me I had to pay for killing those two firemen." "Then he pulls the trigger." "Nothing happens." "(GRUNTS)" "I got the hell out of there." "I haven't been to Santa Barbara since that night." "I found Wicca and reformed." "Where did this mystery man take you, bro?" "Like an address or something?" "I had a bag over my head most of the time." "But that night is burned in my mind." "I was about to die." "And all I remember hearing is birds." "Lots of them." "Sounded like hundreds." "Birds?" "Yeah." "Chirping." "Wicca out brother." "Shawn, I still can't believe the police thought your bird chirping clue was too vague." "Well, they're still trying to figure out what building Bodie was taken to." "Hey." "Well, at least Bodie told us the killer's motive." "Someone is avenging the deaths of the firemen killed in the Renkel fires." "Maybe it is a firefighter." "I warned you, Shawn, firefighters are trouble." "I did everything in my power to keep you off the pole." "And you succeeded, Dad, in every conceivable way." "But since our bad guy was targeting criminals, rogue cop is now added to the list." "We have all the potential arson targets." "Since our killer scouted one out for Bodie, he may have still used them for other victims." "And all you got going is your bird chirping?" "Wait a minute." "What about Miss Mugglesworth?" "My cockatoo when I was eight?" "Yeah." "Wow." "I haven't thought about her in years." "Remember when she died, your parents fed you some story about taking her somewhere?" "The bird sanctuary." "But she's not dead." "She's still there." "Living amongst other relinquished avians." "Gus, have you seen her since your parents took her there?" "Of course not." "She had a rare bird disease, where she would lose her feathers if anyone ever looked at her." "So she has to be kept in a special mirrored cage." "What?" "Gus, your parents lied to you." "We do it sometimes to protect our kids." "Your bird bit the big one." "Sorry, pal." "Yeah." "Not all pets can go live on a special wheat farm like my rabbits." "That's right, son." "Where is this bird sanctuary?" "Third Street and D." "Third and D?" "Yeah." "Really?" "Dude, hundreds of birds chirping." "That never occurred to you until now?" "Leaving Mrs. Mugglesworth was a painful memory, Shawn." "I blocked it out until 12 seconds ago." "Guys, guys, guys, the Daedalus Building." "It's right there." "Right in that area." "When is it schedded to be retrofitted?" "Tomorrow." "Well, that means your pyromaniac is going to get to work today." "Shawn, we told Morgan to check all these buildings." "I gotta call her and tell her not to go in without backup!" "(BUZZING)" "Damn it." "I still can't get a hold of Morgan." "I got a bad feeling about this." "Did you call Lassiter and the fire department?" "They're on their way." "(GROANS)" "Morgan!" "Army Johnson?" "Stay where you are." "Don't make a move." "Dude, start talking." "Stall him until everybody gets here." "Don't let him toss that flame." "I know you killed those criminals." "But I know why." "Honey, the last time this city had an arsonist was so long ago" "I was still on the big red truck." "Because, back in the day you were a fireman." "And those vandals set fires that took the lives of two of your colleagues." "Died fighting the Renkel fires of '98, set by a bunch of vandals." "I served side by side with those firemen for years." "They had families." "You're right." "They did." "So you left the department and took a job inspecting buildings for code violations and you discovered those are pretty good places to hide a body." "SHAWN:" "So you stalked and killed your victims, you covered them with lye and you plugged them into walls." "But your old buddy, the Fire Chief, figured you out." "He made a few calls." "Five calls in a row to hardware stores all over the city." "Confirmed that it was you that bought the accelerant." "SHAWN:" "And finally he caught you in the act." "Army, what are you doing?" "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "SHAWN:" "It was too late, wasn't it?" "Always the fireman, he tried to put it out." "You even tried to save his life." "Come on, Danny!" "It was my fault." "Danny wasn't supposed to be there." "What about us?" "Huh?" "What about your arson inspector?" "We didn't do anything." "Do we deserve to die?" "I don't..." "I don't..." "No." "No." "But..." "But I can't live with this anymore." "No!" "(SCREAMING)" "SHAWN:" "Gus!" "Get Morgan!" "Get Morgan!" "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(SIRENS WAILING)" "This is a mess." "Where's Shawn?" "His car's over there." "(EXPLOSION)" "I can see somebody coming out." "Are you guys okay?" "What the hell happened?" "(COUGHING)" "What is Army Johnson doing here?" "(COUGHING)" "SHAWN: (COUGHING) He's..." "He's..." "He's the bad guy." "Really?" "Well, look at that." "Got you doing the grunt work, huh?" "Well, all the new volunteers have to do it." "How's it going so far?" "I'm pretty much a hero to the newbies." "I mean I've already been in two fires, carried a man out, stopped an arsonist." "Yes, you have." "Well, I just wanted to drop something by before I visit Morgan in the hospital." "What's that?" "Meet your new fire dog." "Lady Godiva." "That's a boy, Shawn." "Oh, yeah." "Look at that." "I've already cleared it with the new Fire Chief." "You just got to walk him, feed him, clean up after him and what not." "He needs eye drops at two, ear drops at three, and he may or may not have mange." "You're not leaving that thing here." "I'm not taking care of him." "Gus, if you don't take him, Cruella will turn him into ear muffs." "Goodbye, Lady G." "Shawn, Shawn!" "Did you paint these spots on?" "(HOWLING)" "In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity" "I'm not inclined to resign to maturity" "If it's all right then you're all wrong" "But why bounce around to the same damn song?" "You'd rather run when you can't crawl" "I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth" "I know, you know They just don't have any proof" "Embrace the deception Learn how to bend" "Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end" "I know, you know" "I know, you know"

"I brought you your stuff." "Never pictured you as a snow globe kind of guy." "My mom gave me that one." "You Tim Riggins?" "We need to ask you a few questions about some missing cars." "You're a good dude." "And Jess, she deserves the best." "I'm glad you two are together." "What if I Don't want to have the baby?" "You provided this girl the information to get her child aborted." "I did not, ma'am." "We spent some time last night preparing a statement for the press." "We've lined up a reporter who's friendly for an interview." "Paul, this is an apology." "I'm being..." "And you'll get to keep your job." "RODELL:" "Let's remember this is a classic rivalry, but a friendly rivalry as well." "So that we can move forward to what I hope is a long tradition of our subway series, our Big Cat Clash." "Yeah." "Let's hear it." "(CROWD CHANTING)" "Let's bring our two coaches together to show us how we come together, instead of fall apart." "Good luck." "Good luck." "RODELL:" "And let's bring our team captains together, too." "These gentlemen have led their teams to victory and one of them is going to do it one more time." "We know how to get along in this town." "I think we can all come together and say," ""Go, Cats, go." "Go, Cats, go." "(CROWD CHANTING)" "How many cars were there?" "Uh, a few." "A few." "Five?" "More than five?" "It was..." "It was more than five." "More than five?" "Baby, we're trying to have a meeting here, okay?" "Seriously, look, we didn't steal the cars." "The charge Isn't theft, It's trafficking in stolen merchandise." "How much time?" "Well, neither of you have serious records." "You both have a drunk and disorderly." "Billy, you've got the two petty theft convictions." "You have two petty theft convictions?" "Baby, It's not like you're a saint either, you know." "Remember where we met." "Nice." "I'm sorry." "Look, I think I can make a deal." "Plead guilty to the trafficking charges, and get you off the hook on the tax evasion, the accessory to grand theft auto." "If I can get you that deal, you're looking at about one to five years." "(SIGHS)" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Julie Taylor, you come on in here, girl." "Mrs. Saracen, how are you?" "It's so good to see you." "Oh, It's good to see you." "I can't stay long." "I just came over to see if you wanted a ride to Thanksgiving at our house since Shelby's out of town." "Well, no, 'cause Matthew's got that rental car and we'll just come over there in that, darling." "Matt's in Chicago." "Oh, well, but..." "You know what, honey, why Don't I make that leek and onion casserole." "Think I got the recipe." "It's actually better than it sounds." "TAYLOR:" "Friday night, you're going to be challenged like you have never been challenged before." "The question flying around town is," ""Can the Dillon Panthers be beat?"" "Do we have the resources they have?" "Do we have the Booster dollars they have, the experience they have?" "No, we don't." "Are we playing on their field?" "Yes, we are." "However, there is more than one way to skin a cat." "Preparation, preparation, preparation." "We are going to stack our strengths up against their weaknesses, 'cause I'm gonna tell you something, while the Dillon Panthers are over on the West Side, preparing for their Thanksgiving feast, getting their little fancy soirees together," "dreaming about their playoff win and their State Championship title, well, by God, we're going to be on this field right here, physically and mentally preparing for one thing and one thing only, and that is beating the Dillon Panthers." "(ALL AGREEING) Now listen to me." "Listen to me." "You look around at each other right now, you look at each other and you ask yourselves, gentlemen, because it is time, "What kind of a man am I?"" "Because Friday night," "Friday night, there will be a bond formed between and among you that will never be broken." "I will not be proven wrong on that." "Do I think that we can beat the Dillon Panthers?" "I Don't think we can beat the Dillon Panthers." "I know damn well we can beat the Dillon Panthers." "The question is, do you think that we can beat the Dillon Panthers?" "(ALL AGREEING)" "Then show me." "LION:" "One, two, three..." "ALL:" "All the way!" "TAMl: "I want to apologize..." ""I want to apologize for all those who were hurt." ""I want to apologize for all those who were hurt" ""and for all those who were offended." ""I sincerely regret any damage this has caused the community."" "Honey, no, Don't stand there." "It's bad enough having to read this gibberish without having to do it in front of you." "You're going to get through this." "Am I?" "Mmm-hmm." "Should I?" "I'll get through it." "You want a cup of coffee?" "Thank you." "LANDRY:" "Hey." "Hey, Landry." "I have in my right hand a brand-new Crucifictorius four-track demo, rough." "Contain yourself, please." "This is huge." "I want you to listen to it and I want you to try to figure out which one of these songs is for you." ""Song for Jess"?" "Yeah, all the other names I came up with sounded corny." "So, That's just like a temporary name." "What?" "You really hate Crucifictorius?" "No, Landry, um, the other night, we..." "What?" "Um..." "I have feelings for Vince." "I'm sorry." "Oh, so the area I live in is called, like, Greektown." "So, It's just a lot of Greek people around." "Oh, I live above a coffee shop, too." "So, it always smells like coffee a lot, and when I'm going up the stairs to go to my apartment," "I get like a caffeine high." "You can't get a caffeine high from smelling coffee." "It's physically impossible." "No, It's because I Don't drink coffee, so..." "That doesn't even make any sense." "Do I want yellow or white onions?" "(SIGHS) White." "Hey, hey." "I miss you." "A lot." "You know, most people say goodbye to their girlfriends or tell them where they're going or something." "Listen, I had to get out of here." "If I tried to say goodbye to you, I never would have left." "Well, your apartment sounds real nice." "Well, do you want to see it?" "'Cause I kind of already bought you a ticket." "let's get some work done, boy." "let's do this." "Hey, Vince..." "What's up, man?" "Hey, man, I just wanted to thank you for letting me know that you thought that Jess and I were so good together and I was such a good guy and everything." "Jess told me." "It wasn't..." "It wasn't supposed to happen like that." "It's good to know that your word means a lot, Vince." "PAUL:" "She should be here." "She should be here on time, so... (ALL CHATTERING)" "Okay, let's get this started." "All right, could I have everyone's attention?" "We appreciate you coming here today for this special meeting." "And I'll tell you what, let's just get this under way." "At this time, Principal Tami Taylor would like to make a statement." "Principal Taylor." "(TAMI CLEARS THROAT)" "Good afternoon." "Listen, y'all." "I've always put the welfare of the students ahead of everything else." "Every action that I made was with that intent, and it always will be." "And that's all I have to say." "Thank y'all." "(REPORTERS CLAMORING)" "PAUL:" "Uh, all right, everyone." "We would like to move on to our next item..." "Where's the apology?" "You told me she would apologize." "That is not an apology." "I want her fired." "LUKE:" "They're offering me full scholarship." "And That's a good program." "Saint Pat's is a good program." "And they might even make it to State this year." "So It's something I got to really think about." "Why are you telling me this?" "I just want you to know I might transfer, and that I didn't want you to hear it from someone else." "Okay." "Okay." "Is that really all you're going to say, Coach?" "What would you have me say?" "Anything, something about how you'd like me to stay here and not move on to another program, I Don't know." "How about something about how you get injured and you Don't tell a damn person around here." "'Cause you know what?" "Otherwise, you might be playing Friday." "Isn't that the case?" "Yeah." "But you didn't tell a damn soul, so you sort of took it out of our hands, didn't you?" "Yes, sir, and I apologize for that." "I'm..." "Well, then, why Don't we talk about Saint Pat's when the season's over?" "Coach, you got to let me play on Friday." "You know what, I'll tell you something, Luke." "You are going to suit up, but you are not going to be playing." "You're not going to be playing." "Hey." "What's up?" "Yep." "Can I help you?" "Uh, yeah, I was..." "I was in town, so I just wanted to stop by and say hey." "Well, hey. (CHUCKLES)" "(LAUGHS) Hey." "What's going on?" "That's nice of you to think about your old friend, Landry." "Uh, yeah." "You know what else might have been nice, Matt?" "What?" "Maybe if I would have just gotten one quick phone call from my best friend?" "Or maybe if I would have just gotten a quick text." "Right, uh..." "Since you left, I've been dumped by a beautiful girl," "I've got this big game against the Panthers coming up and I'm the kicker, so That's a lot of pressure to begin with, but I have it in my head that I'm going to choke," "which, if It's in my head that I'm going to choke, that probably means that I'm going to choke." "You don't..." "And if you really want to see, you know, you could stick around for the game, but I'm sure that would be asking way too much for you to do." "he's like a girl." "Hey, I forgot to mention to you," "Buddy's coming to dinner tomorrow." "Buddy Garrity?" "Yeah." "Well, he can't come to dinner." "Angela Collette's going to be here." "he's going to try to flirt with her." "Well, he's coming." "he's going to bring a turkey." "Well, honey, why is he bringing a turkey?" "I've got a turkey." "I'm making a turkey." "Well, because he asked about the turkey." "he's going to bring his fryer with him, too." "Buddy Garrity is bringing a deep fryer to my house for Thanksgiving and cooking a turkey?" "Well..." "When I'm making dinner?" "Does that make any sense?" "It makes just as much sense Buddy being here as Angela Collette." "Well, none of it makes any sense." "I mean, we've now got the Collettes coming, we've got the Riggins coming." "Now I've got a house full of people." "Well, Buddy's lonely, he wants somewhere to have Thanksgiving." "I know." "What's one more?" "It's fine." "It's Thanksgiving." "You know, all I want to do is just crawl into a corner." "What happens at this meeting?" "I Don't know." "They are not telling me one single thing." "They didn't say anything." "No one gave you any indication..." "No." "All I know is that we're having a meeting." "I'm having a meeting with the school board and the superintendent on Saturday." "nobody's telling me anything at this point." "Could be a firing meeting." "(SIGHS)" "All right." "Honey, I know I went there intending to apologize and I just..." "I just couldn't do it." "I'm sorry." "I just couldn't do it." "Honey, you Don't have to say you're sorry." "there's no reason to say you're sorry." "BILLY:" "This whole situation is screwed." "I mean, It's screwed, you know?" "there's a part of me that just wants to get in the car and just get the hell out of Dodge, you know?" "I mean, this is penny-ante stuff." "It's not like they're going to chase us across state lines for it." "But I got a baby, I can't just like pack up and go, you know?" "And I Don't blame you, Tim, I don't." "I mean, this Isn't on you." "I mean, even though that guy at the wrecking yard kind of identified you," "It's not your fault." "I'm the one who got you into this." "Granted, I wouldn't have taken the cars there like 15 times, but It's not your fault." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Who the hell is that?" "It's for you." "Who is it?" "Stevie, did you poop?" "Becky, It's a little late, Don't you think?" "Sorry, Billy." "BILLY:" "Did you poop yourself?" "Mindy, I think we got poop here." "Hey." "Heard what happened." "Is it true?" "You're a liar, Tim." "All that stuff you said about turning your life around, about being a man." "You can't even look me in the eyes right now, Tim." "You're a coward." "And I believed it." "I believed every word of it, so good job." "My mom was right." "You're just like every other guy, and I gave you too much credit." "My mistake." "SAMMY ON RADIO:" "Folks, it is Turkey Day, and here in Dillon, we're following up Thanksgiving with a little Friday night rivalry game between East and West Dillon." "It's a must-win for the Panthers to get to the playoffs, and for the Lions, this is about pride." "Not so much keeping it, but finding it." "VINCE:" "Red, hut." "CROWLEY:" "Come off the ball, now." "TAYLOR:" "Hey, what are you slowing down for?" "Practice Isn't over, gentlemen. let's go." "Twenty-six ball pass, let's do it again." "You got to give them a day off..." "TAYLOR:" "Hey, Coach, what did you say over there?" "It's Thanksgiving." "No, It's practice." "let's go." "Hey, defensive line, what did I say about putting your hands up and getting in after him?" "I told you, get your arms in the air when you're doing that. let's do it." "Hey, Eric, we can drive this home tomorrow in pre-game." "You know what, Coach?" "Why Don't you have Coach Traub drive you home if you're so excited to get out of here." "Get in there." "Get after him, Tinker." "Get after him." "There you go." "Hey, everybody, say goodbye to Tinker." "Tinker, get out of here." "Whoo!" "All right, fellas, I'm getting ready to go home, go eat some big, old, fat, juicy turkey." "Oh, That's great." "You can go now." "Hey, have a good one." "let's go." "Hut." "Linebackers, get out of here." "CROWLEY:" "Get off before he changes his mind." "Receivers, defensive backs, you want to go home?" "Landry, get out of here." "Have a good Thanksgiving." "Happy Thanksgiving." "Just leave them." "Go home." "Happy Thanksgiving to all of you." "Have a good one." "Corners are going to be aggressive." "You're going to be shifting a lot, you know." "All right." "Coach." "Can I do this?" "Can you do what?" "I know how bad you want this." "I can feel it, how bad you want to beat Dillon." "I Don't think I'm the guy that can give it to you." "You got somewhere to be tonight?" "Yeah, I'm eating dinner with my mom." "You sure about that?" "Yeah, Coach." "Come on, I'll give you a ride home." "I got it." "You got it?" "I got it." "Their weak-side corner tends to ignore the backside post, you know that, Don't you?" "Yes, sir." "All right, hot gravy, y'all." "BUDDY:" "Good." "Good." "And for you, Tim, more of those rolls, nice and warm." "Mmm-hmm." "All right, now, does anybody need anything?" "BUDDY:" "You've done everything." "This is great." "Just sit down and eat." "Tami, this turkey, now, I Don't think I've ever tasted any turkey like it." "It's amazing." "Thank you so much." "Oh, you know, That's actually..." "That's the deep-fried." "That's Buddy's turkey." "MRS. SARACEN:" "There are two turkeys?" "Mmm-hmm." "And this is deep-fried?" "It's deep-fried." "Well, I wonder why everybody doesn't deep-fry their turkey, then." "It's so good." "TAMl:" "Well..." "I think It's labor..." "But no, it is..." "It's delicious." "Well, he's handsome and he can cook." "I think That's fantastic." "Do you think we're ever going to get to sit at the big kids' table?" "Um, probably not." "But on the plus side, we have the whole bowl of cranberries to ourselves." "Yes, that is a lot of cranberry sauce." "BUDDY:" "You drop the entire turkey down in the grease and it seals all the moisture in the turkey." "MRS. SARACEN:" "The whole thing?" "Makes it kind of succulent." "ANGELA:" "Juicy." "Yeah." "TAMl:" "Well, mine's a natural one." "You know, we went to the turkey farm..." "Anyway, It's just roasted, That's all." "Sorry, I got a..." "I'd like to make a toast." "Sorry to interrupt everyone in the middle of eating, but..." "I just..." "I wanted to say that Thanksgiving is..." "It's not all about turkeys and gravy and cranberries and all that stuff." "It's about those brief moments on this earth that we get to spend with each other." "And to really take those moments in, to feel them, because one of these days, it'll all be gone, and we'll be as dead as that fried turkey there." "(CHUCKLES)" "So, I just want to say thank you to my friends, my family, my beautiful wife, my son," "(GURGLING)" "Who seems to talk as much as I like to." "I Don't know what I'd be without y'all." "And to, uh..." "To Tim, I mean, hell, man, we..." "We've been together since before time, and I Don't always tell you this, but I love you." "You've always been there for me and..." "Yeah." "Sorry to interrupt everybody's dinner." "Tami, Coach, thank you for having us in your beautiful home." "I'm done talking." "Amen." "Thank you, guys." "TAMl:" "Cheers." "Happy Thanksgiving." "Cheers, Gracie." "Cheers." "MRS. SARACEN:" "Thank you all so much." "Thank you." "MRS. SARACEN:" "Thank you." "Happy Thanksgiving." "REGINA:" "Now, this is some good food." "You make sure to thank the Merriweathers, all right?" "Definitely, Mom." "You ready for the game tomorrow?" "It's going to be a lot of people there." "Mmm-hmm." "Watching me." "Reporters waiting for me to mess up, trying to find out What's wrong with me." "Baby, there ain't nothing wrong with you." "I Don't know, It's just a lot riding on this game." "I've been working really hard at it, this football thing." "I'm sticking with it." "I Don't know, I just Don't want to let anybody down." "You won't let anybody down, okay?" "Well, look who's here." "So, I see y'all just eating all the food without me." "(CHUCKLING)" "Couldn't wait." "Some pie?" "Yes, It's the best pie in Texas, thank you." "Mmm!" "And he forgot it." "I got short-term memory sometimes." "(REGINA LAUGHING)" "Oh, my God, did you make that or Aunt Bird because..." "No, well, see..." "...if you touched it," "I Don't know if I can let Mama eat that." "You know what?" "I made it." "That is the nicest thing... (SOFTLY) My Aunt Bird made it too, but... (ALL LAUGHING)" "What kind of pie?" "It's pecan pie." "Oh, my favorite." "Look at that." "Beautiful!" "Beautiful is right." "Mmm." "Come on, let's eat this pie." "(KNOCKING)" "One minute." "You shouldn't be here." "One minute, please." "(SNIFFS)" "What's going on?" "Becks, I know you should be and you deserve to be angry, pissed off, upset, and I'm not here to argue that." "I want you to be my friend, Becks." "And you being my friend means you're part of my family." "Tim, I barely know your family..." "I know, it's..." "I know." "And I know you have your mom, and if she's not around and if I can't be there," "I want you to know that if you need anything, at any time," "I promise you that they will be there." "Where are you going?" "Promise me that you'll give me a second chance to earn back your trust." "I promise." "Um..." "This is..." "I want you to hold on to that." "Um..." "I will be back to get that when the time is right." "(CAR ENGINE STARTING)" "(SIGHING)" "What are you thinking about?" "I'm thinking about what happens if I get fired." "Uh-uh." "Don't do that." "What that'll do to our family." "Uh-uh." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "Come here." "(INAUDIBLE)" "Hey, Coach, It's time." "let's go." "TAYLOR:" "let's go. let's go." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "ALBRIGHT:" "Willie, what a night for high school football." "I haven't seen a crowd as big as this in I don't know when." "ANNOUNCER:" "It's red versus blue, it's a beautiful night in West Texas, folks." "It's rivalry week." "This town is ready for it." "I'm ready. let's play some football." "Here we go!" "J.D. McCoy over center." "He steps back, looks across the middle, fires!" "Oh, he's got Gansby at the 40." "One man to beat, here he goes, folks." "Oh, my!" "Touchdown!" "Touchdown, Dillon." "And just like that, Coach Taylor is down and he is climbing a mountain." "CROWLEY:" "Come on." "let's go!" "Hey, Vince." "I'm going to enjoy watching you beat him all night long." "STAN:" "Good job." "One!" "One, one, one." "One!" "(LOUD CHEERING)" "ANNOUNCER:" "Vince Howard dropping back." "Pressure coming from the outside." "Oh, he's got a little space." "Come on, Vince." "Beautiful cut to the outside!" "Yeah, baby." "Vince Howard at the edge." "Oh, my, he's going to take it to the house." "Touchdown, Lions!" "Coach Taylor has answered and this game is all tied up, folks." "All right, Landry!" "BOTH:" "Landry!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Landry Clarke, lining up for the point after." "Here's the snap." "It's down, it's up and..." "Oh, shank you very much!" "Wide left." "That wasn't even close." "Looks like Landry Clarke just got a little jittery on that one." "Panthers back on the attack." "McCoy fires a beautiful fade route." "Got a man." "Touchdown, Panthers, and Dillon is back on top." "Late in the second quarter." "McCoy fires a sweet skinny route." "Sanders has it at the goal line." "Yeah, baby." "Come on!" "Touchdown!" "And the Panthers are really starting to stretch this thing out, folks." "Coach Taylor might be in trouble." "TAYLOR:" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Listen up." "Double-tight wing left, start under center, shift the gun, and you release it to Tinker." "Tinker?" "You want me to throw the ball..." "Is that even legal?" "Well, we're going to find out if you can get the ball to him or not." "Yes, sir." "All right. let's go then." "let's go." "ANNOUNCER:" "Here come the Lions." "Coach Taylor trying to claw his way back into this thing." "Come on, boys." "Vince Howard, a little play-action." "Looking deep." "Oh, nice little head fake." "Howard lets it fly." "Oh, my, look at this, folks," "Tinker, tailor, soldier, football pro." "Big man's got it in the end zone." "Touchdown, Lions!" "(CROWD CHEERING LOUDLY)" "Looks like Coach Taylor is going for two here, folks." "Not a lot of confidence in his kicking game after Landry Clarke sent that last one into the next county." "Oh, it's a little speed draw from Howard." "Up the middle, dives for it, two points!" "He's got it." "And the Lions are right back in this thing, folks." "let's go, baby." "let's go, baby." "Do the adjustments we talked about, you understand?" "(ALL CHATTERING LOUDLY)" "I'm gonna get you the ball, man." "Hey!" "Hey, hey, hey, listen up." "CROWLEY:" "Listen up!" "Listen." "CROWD: (CHANTING) Panthers!" "We are..." "Panthers!" "(GRUNTS)" "Yeah." "We've been working hard, fellas." "What are we?" "ALL:" "Lions!" "What do we play with?" "ALL:" "Pride!" "What do we play for?" "Pride!" "What are we?" "Lions!" "let's do this." "One, two, three!" "Lions!" "VINCE:" "let's go!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Here we go." "McCoy back in shotgun." "Here's the snap." "A lot of pressure coming off the edge." "Lions are bringing it." "Oh, big sack for the Lions." "Fantastic defense!" "We run that all day long." "Get in there and do it right!" "Get it made!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Linebackers in the "A" gap." "There's a blitz coming off the edge." "More pressure on McCoy." "He throws it in the dirt." "Come on!" "ALBRIGHT:" "McCoy is not happy at all after he gets up." "He is mad at his offensive line." "Boy, I'll tell you what, J.D. Has got a temper and that Lion defense is really bringing it out." "What are you doing?" "Luke?" "Yeah, Coach." "You warmed up?" "Yes, sir." "Yeah." "You feel all right?" "Yes, sir." "I feel great." "Vince." "What's up, Coach?" "All right, here's what we're going to do." "We're going to run Lion." "You got it." "Yeah." "Run hard." "Yes, sir." "Mmm-hmm." "Make three, you got it?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "let's go, gentlemen." "VINCE:" "All right, come on." "let's go, let's go!" "ANNOUNCER:" "And looky here, folks, number 44 is coming onto the gridiron." "Coach Taylor has brought Luke Cafferty into the game." "A little speed sweep to the outside, Cafferty's on the line." "Here we go." "Oh, big hit." "Cafferty goes down, first down, Lions." "Vince Howard under center, play-action, he's looking downfield, oh, he's got Cafferty on the crossing route, wide open in the end zone." "Touchdown, Cafferty!" "And the Lions are back in this." "If you've got a hat on, folks, hold on to it." "This here's about to get good." "And look at this, Coach Taylor is going for two points again, trying to make this a three-point game." "Two." "Two." "Two." "I guess still no for Landry Clarke, but here we go." "Let's see what they got." "Howard opens right, Cafferty on the power play, right into the heart of that Panther defense!" "(CHEERING LOUDLY) Oh, my, the Lions are pushing the pile." "Cafferty could get in." "And he's got it!" "Two points for East Dillon." "Hold on, folks, we got ourselves an old-fashioned barn burner." "Coach Taylor is knocking on the door." "let's go." "Good job, boy." "Late in the fourth." "Last drive for Taylor." "Here we go." "let's go, baby." "VINCE:" "Ready, hut." "Howard in shotgun, there's the snap." "Looking deep, no, it's an inside shovel to Cafferty." "He's got a little room." "Oh, my, here we go, folks." "He could go." "Oh, mercy me!" "Luke Cafferty got absolutely lifted off his feet on that one, and he is down." "Let me tell you, folks, Luke Cafferty is one tough dude, but he is not getting up." "Luke, you all right?" "Yeah." "I got you." "(GRUNTING)" "(CROWD CHEERING)" "It's all right, man." "It's all right." "Time." "Time." "You all right?" "LUKE:" "Yeah." "Just give me one second, I can go back in, Coach." "Give me just one second." "I'm all right." "I can go." "Landry?" "Where's my kicker?" "Landry?" "You're going in." "But that would be a 45-yard field goal." "So?" "I can't kick a 45..." "What do you mean you can't?" "I can't kick an extra point..." "What do you mean you can't?" "You know what?" "I've spent three years turning you into a football player." "You know what you're going to do?" "You're gonna go out there and you're gonna kick that damn field goal." "Do you hear me?" "And you know what?" "It could be worse, son." "It could be 47 yards." "So do us proud." "Get in there." "let's go. let's go." "let's go!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Six seconds left, and it looks like" "Taylor's bringing out the kicking team." "Landry Clarke's going to try a 46-yarder." "I hope you're on your knees 'cause we are going to need a miracle." "ALBRIGHT:" "It's against the wind." "If it's good, the Lions win this game." "Hands up!" "Hands up!" "Hands up." "Set." "Hut." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "It's good!" "Oh, my!" "East Dillon has defeated the Dillon Panthers." "Oh, my goodness, folks, it's one for the history books." "Coach Taylor has done it." "East Dillon Lions is the victor and Landry Clarke has put this game away." "Hallelujah, East Dillon football is alive and well." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "Landry!" "(WHOOPS)" "(TAMI CHUCKLING)" "I'm so proud of you." "SAMMY ON RADIO:" "Folks, I just don't know how to feel." "I'm a man conflicted." "I went in knowing that a Panther loss would mean the end of the football season for Dillon." "But seeing those Lions, their guts, their determination, Coach Taylor's leadership." "Golly me, by the end of the game," "I think I was becoming a damn Lions fan." "Well, Dillon, this is it." "This is me, Sammy Meade, signing off until next season." "I'm sorry, It's not in my hands." "The board voted on it and we've decided to put you on administrative leave." "Administrative leave?" "Right." "That just means you'll take some time off, you'll get paid, and we'll revisit it in six months." "Tami, make no mistake, this gentleman is firing you." "This is what they do, they suspend you with pay, they tell you..." "No, sir, I am not firing her." "This is what the board wants." "...you've lost your effectiveness, and they dismiss you." "She was trying to help a kid who came to her for advice." "That's what she does, she helps kids." "PAUL:" "This is what the board wants." "Well, then we're in for a fight, aren't we?" "A lawsuit could potentially cost us hundreds of thousands of dollars." "Oh, it'll be big and it'll be costly." "We Don't care." "Actually, I do care." "I care very much." "I do." "I'll tell you what, Paul." "This whole situation has been horrible." "I believe it is wrong what y'all have put me through." "And what I'd like to do is, I'd like to make it right." "That's the only thing I'm interested in here at this point." "So, what are you saying?" "What I'm saying is, I'd like to go where I'm needed, and I would give up being principal of West Dillon High if I could go over there and head up the counseling program at East Dillon." "Principal Taylor, is that what you want?" "I think That's what I want, yeah." "JULIE:" "So, why are we here, Matthew?" "Because this is a special spot." "(LAUGHING) Because you deflowered me here?" "Well, I wouldn't use those words necessarily, but, yeah." "(LAUGHING)" "You're such a nerd." "It is special." "(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)" "You're a hard person to stay mad at." "I am sorry about the way I left." "I can't go to Chicago, Matt, because It's not just a weekend, it's..." "It's a lot longer." "I'm going to go and I'm going to fall in love with the city and the neighborhood and the way your hallway smells like coffee when you get home at night." "You'll be there." "And I'll never follow my dreams." "And as much as I love you," "I need to find my own Chicago." "(STEVIE GURGLING)" "BILLY:" "You're so strong." "You're the strongest, aren't you?" "Can his feet..." "he's jerking his feet." "he's a runner." "(GURGLING LOUDLY) Yeah, Daddy." "Look at him." "Chicken running on those feet." "(BILLY CHUCKLING)" "MINDY:" "Look what you did to Daddy." "(BILLY CHUCKLING)" "Hey, guys." "Hey." "Hey." "What's up?" "Can I steal Billy for a sec, Minds?" "Oh, this is my first break ever." "No, I won't be long." "BILLY: (WHISPERING) I'll be back in a second." "I'll see you, buddy." "What's up, man?" "Uh... (SIGHING)" "I did it." "I did it all." "What are you talking about?" "You did not do anything." "When we closed the shop, I reopened it." "Tim, no..." "You had no idea this was happening." "Timmy, I..." "I can't let you do this." "I stripped the cars." "I took the money." "(CRYING) No." "I took the frames to the junkyard." "I can't let you do that." "You are my brother." "You are all I have." "(STAMMERS) You have a family now." "You are a father and you need to be one." "I can't let..." "This is my decision." "This is what I've decided." "This is What's going to happen." "I'm sorry." "You're my brother." "I'm so sorry." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Hi." "Oh, whatever." "Look, hey, Landry, I'm sorry, okay?" "I should have called you from Chicago or before I left or something, but..." "Julie just broke up with me, all right?" "So I kind of..." "It would be nice if we could be friends again, please." "Okay, fine." "Did you see my field goal?" "(LAUGHING) Yes, I saw your field goal." "Seventy-two-yard field goal, man." "You know what?" "It actually wasn't." "I was there, I saw it." "It wasn't 72 yards." "It was really close." "It was a miracle." "It was a miracle." "You want a Coke or something, man?" "Sure." "Um, so, is Julie going to take that ticket?" "I Don't know." "Maybe I can give it to Grandma or something." "You're going to give your ticket to Grandma?" "And Grandma's going to be running around all over Chicago?" "Yeah, why not?" "All right." "You're going to be a Christmas tree." "You're gonna be a Christmas tree!" "(GRACIE LAUGHING)" "Hey, y'all." "How you doing?" "Hey!" "I'm doing all right." "Good." "How are y'all?" "(GASPS) Look at my girl!" "What do you have?" "(GRACIE CHATTERING)"

"Previously on..." "Bree's romance warmed up." "Oh, my." "You have no right to give Grace expensive gifts." "Gaby grew closer to her biological daughter." "I want you to have it." "You deserve beautiful things." "Lynette finally got a nanny." "Tommy!" "Mom!" "But there was a catch." "Susan added to her teaching income... a secret job that made her vulnerable..." "Oh!" "Oh!" "It would be unfortunate if anyone were to find out what I already know." "To blackmail." "Imagine what your husband would think." "Paul Young was a frustrated man." "He'd been living with his wife for over two months, but she still refused to sleep with him." "He tried everything he could think of to put her in the mood... expensive jewelry..." "Second glasses of wine..." "Instructional videos." "But sadly, his wife's response was never what he'd hoped for." "So Paul decided to get help from someone sure to sympathize with his situation..." "Hi." "I'm Dr. Gable." "Another man." "Should we get this session started?" "So... when you married Paul, it didn't occur to you he might be released from prison someday?" "Not really." "So you were content to marry a man you could never truly be with?" "I just wanted someone to care about me." "I-I wasn't really interested in all that other s-stuff." ""Stuff"?" "Meaning sex?" "Do you not like sex?" "I'm not... sure exactly." "I'm a virgin." "Oh, come on!" "It's true." "You're 30 years old!" "I was saving myself for marriage." "Good news." "You are married." "Time to take the lid off the cookie jar." "Stop calling it that." "Give me a cookie, and I will!" "Okay, okay, let's take a step back here." "This is clearly an unusual situation." "The two of you..." "Never got to know each other in any traditional sense." "My suggestion?" "Start dating." "You want me to date my wife?" "Yes." "Court her." "Take Beth out to some nice restaurants." "Give her a chance to know you so she can develop normal romantic feelings." "In time, I'm sure she'll want nothing more than to share your bed." "I wouldn't mind going to some nice restaurants." "Fine." "Yes, Paul Young was frustrated." "But even frustrated men..." "F.Y.I., until I get some action, it'll be Dutch treat." "Have their pride." "It was that time of year when people find out what they're afraid of." "For some, it's the monster in the bushes." "For others, it's the spider in their hair." "For a few, it's the vampire in the driveway." "Yes, Halloween had once again come to Wisteria Lane." "And the only thing that frightened one woman was that she might not be the center of attention." "I'm having a party, and you all have to come." "Did you knock?" "Doug and I had Halloween parties every year in New York, and I figured just because I'm in Fairview now, doesn't mean I can't carry on the tradition..." "Even though the food's not as good and the company is..." "Far less interesting." "Well, who would turn down an invitation like that?" "Well, Grace is sleeping over that night, but we can swing by after we're done trick-or-treating and show you their costumes." "Juanita's going as a puppy this year." "She's gonna look so cute." "Yeah, see this?" "The tricycle with a line through it?" "What does that mean?" "No kids." "They always get underfoot, they eat all the candy, and, uh, you can't swear in front of the little bastards." "Well, I'll come if I can bring Keith." "I guess one child will be okay." "I'm sorry to interrupt." "Lynette?" "Yeah?" "Did you buy me my China pearl hand cream?" "I don't remember you asking me to." "But I guess I could go after we're done eating." "Oh, all right." "It's just that my hands are so dry." "They're starting to crack and bleed." "Uh... okay." "I'll go now." "I'll see you guys later." "Just make sure that you wake up Paige at 3:00, 'cause if she sleeps any longer, she'll be up all night." "All right, dear." "Okay." "Oh!" "A party!" "No." "As web sites go, it's not that popular..." "Just in Asia and parts of Europe." "And you can see that there's no nudity." "I was just cleaning..." "In my underwear." "Oh, look, Mike." "I know that you must be angry." "I-if you wanna yell, yell." "Let me have it." "Say something, please?" "I should've taken that job in Alaska." "What?" "If I did a better job taking care of this family, you wouldn't have had to resort to this." "No, no!" "This is not your fault!" "It was my stupid mistake." "I thought I could make some easy money and no one would know." "I'm so sorry." "Why'd you decide to tell me?" "Did somebody see you?" "Paul Young." "Oh, God." "And he's... sort of blackmailing me." "He said that if we don't sell him our house, he was gonna tell you." "But I told you, so it doesn't matter." "And w-what are you doing?" "What do you think?" "No, no, no!" "Don't be angry." "This was good." "I'm not lying to you now." "When you think about it, Paul did us a favor." "Look!" "No!" "No!" "Look, look, look!" "We're closer than ever." "Susan, get off me." "Violence isn't the answer." "We can't let him get away with this." "We won't." "I have an idea how to get him to back off." "I'm listening." "I can't wait to go trick-or-treating with you." "This is what I'm gonna use to hold all my candy." "Uh, that's not going to cut it in my neighborhood." "Last year, I filled up two pillowcases." "Wow." "Where'd you get this?" "Why?" "This is my mom's." "No, it's not." "This was a gift... from my aunt." "Oh." "Okay." "Girls, come on." "Mrs. Solis is here." "Hi, sweetie." "You and Grace have a good time?" "It was okay." "What are you smiling about?" "I found out something about Grace today." "She's a thief." "What..." "What are you doing with that?" "She stole your necklace, so I stole it back." "No!" "No!" "No!" "I..." "I mean... that's very sweet of you, but Grace didn't steal this." "I gave it to her as a present." "Why?" "Because..." "I felt sorry for her." "You know, her family is poor, and we have so much." "Aunt Rosie's poor, and you always hide your jewelry box when she comes over." "Yeah, well, Grace isn't a klepto with a meth habit." "So do you want me to give it back?" "No." "I'll take care of it." "But now that I know you're good at getting things back, next time we're at aunt Rosie's, I'm missing gold earrings." "Ah!" "Here you go." "Your China pearl hand cream." "Thank you, dear." "I just used my last jar." "You're welcome." "So how did it go with the baby?" "And on a related note, where is the baby?" "Upstairs in the crib." "Oh." "What?" "!" "She's still asleep?" "Yes, bless her heart." "I had time to mend all of Rodney's old sweaters." "Tom's sweaters, and I asked you, and you said you would wake her at 3:00." "Oh, that's ridiculous." "I would never agree to wake a sleeping baby." "Oh, she's been down for almost four hours." "Damn it." "She's gonna be up all night." "You stop yelling at me!" "I'm not yelling at you." "I'm..." "Yes, you are!" "You're angry and you're saying it's my fault, and it isn't!" "You're a liar!" "Susan." "Hello." "Um..." "What's this?" "A peace offering." "A what?" "Paul, we need to move past..." "The past." "And you have been a really good tenant, and I appreciate that." "You never complain." "You're never late with the rent check." "In fact, you're usually early." "And who does that?" "I'm just so lucky that..." "Oh, dear." "What?" "Is... is that a thumbtack on the wall?" "Well, I tried willing the calendar to stay up, but it just wouldn't cooperate." "Oh, but, Paul, that's a clear violation of your lease agreement, which I happen to have..." "Right here." "Oh." "See?" "Page 2." "Strictly no alterations." "So..." "It appears that you have 60 days to vacate the premises." "But good news." "I think you'll be getting most of your deposit back." "I'll just need to deduct the cost of repairing the thumbtack hole." "Very clever, Susan, but do you really think you're in a position to be making such demands?" "Why don't we just agree to overlook this slight lease infraction before I call your husband and let him know about his wife's little cleaning fetish?" "He knows, Paul." "I told him everything, including the part where you tried to blackmail me." "He wasn't happy." "See this?" "This is what I had to pry out of his hand so you wouldn't need a paramedic to pry it out of your skull." "Allow me to demonstrate." "This..." "Is you." "This is you if you tell anyone and Mike finds out." "I understand." "Don't forget. 60 days." "Oh!" "And enjoy those raising muffins." "At least, I hope they're all raisins." "My apartment has rats." "I can't believe you're finally gonna see my apartment." "Me neither, but as you said, we need to get to know each other better." "So..." "Here goes." "Oh, my God." "What's wrong?" "Well, you have to understand." "I had this whole frozen smile ready." "I was expecting a bachelor pad... you know, pizza boxes, dirty underwear, neon beer clock." "But look at this place." "It's tastefully decorated and smells..." "Oh, my." "Is that potpourri?" "I just switched to the..." "Autumn blend." "Take me... right now..." "On the table." "Should I use a place mat?" "Mmm." "Mmm." "Hello." "That is Mimi, my roommate." "See ya." "Well, it looks like that frozen smile came in handy after all." "I have to say, you do keep me on my toes." "This is an unexpected spot for a first date." "Well, I know it sounds corny." "But you take a girl to a haunted house, and she'll probably wanna grab onto you." "Hey, that pumpkin bread looks pretty good." "Why don't you get us a couple of slices?" "Sure." "So... are you an Oakridge parent?" "Oh, yes." "We love the school." "Are you thinking of sending your child there?" "I don't think so." "My family values are quite traditional." "I happened to hear some information about the after-school activities of one of the teachers." "And let's just say..." "It was troubling." "What kind of information?" "Are you familiar with a, um, Mrs. Delfino?" "Ohh." "* Go to sleep, go to sleep *" "* This is all grandma's fault *" "* Go to sleep, go to sleep *" "* Why can't she put her things away?" "*" "You okay?" "What time is it?" "12." "I'm sorry to wake you up, but I am worried about your mom." "I don't think she's all there." "You woke me up at 4:00 A.M. to bitch about my mom?" "You couldn't do that during business hours?" "No." "Listen." "She sent me out to buy hand cream when she already had ten jars." "She forgot to wake up the baby." "She's older." "She forgets some things." "No!" "She also has these..." "Intense mood swings." "I mean, today, she almost took my head off for no reason." "Well, she's... and then... and then she looked like she was gonna burst into tears." "She's away from home." "She isn't used to all this chaos." "Okay." "I get it." "She's your mom, and you love her, and you can look for an excuse for every one of these things." "But I think there's more going on here than just her being a little forgetful." "Your light's on." "Hey, mom." "How you doing?" "You okay?" "Yes." "Why do you ask?" "Is something wrong?" "You just seem a little..." "A little scattered lately." "H-have you noticed that?" "There's my little worrywart." "Remember when you were at Camp Kickapoo?" "You were sure hurricane Belle had killed us all even though it was off the coast of Georgia." "A-and that... that mean counselor Bob wouldn't let me call you." "His name was Andy." "My God, you're right." "And you did call." "You even made me put the dog on the phone." "Which you did." "No." "I just barked a couple of times." "Ruff ruff!" "Sparky was asleep." "Oh, I better go get dressed." "I told Penny I'd help her with her costume." "Okay." "Did you see that?" "She's remembering things that I don't even remember." "Yeah, but it's 9:00 in the morning, and..." "And what?" "I've been doing a little research, and there is this thing called sundowning." "A lot of people with dementia don't show signs in the day." "It's only at night that they get confused." "Did you not just hear her?" "My mother is not senile." "Let's be honest." "You've been trying to get her out of this house ever since she walked in." "You think this is a tactic?" "The other day, she made tea then left the stove on for an hour." "There has been a lot of stuff like that, and I'm starting to get worried." "Maybe we should take her to the doctor." "No!" "Tom..." "No!" "Until we know what's going on," "I don't feel comfortable with her watching the baby." "There is nothing wrong with my mother, okay?" "So just drop it!" "Morning." "Do you want something to eat or some tea?" "Oh." "Tea would be lovely." "How do you take it?" "With an explanation." "I'm sorry." "Keith didn't tell me that he had a female roommate." "And, yes, he said that you two never slept together..." "Well, except for those two times." "What?" "!" "We never had sex!" "That's really what he said." "I just needed to see your reaction to know that it was true." "Nicely done." "Thank you." "By the way, you don't need to worry about other women." "The guy never stops talking about you." "Oh, that's good to hear." "Well, I'm gonna grab a shower." "Here's your tea." "Water will be ready in a minute." "Oh, and, uh, when Keith wakes up, could you just give him his mail?" "Sure." "I know you didn't come to deliver your R.S.V.P. in person." "What's up?" "Well, I need to ask you something." "In the time that you and Keith spent together, did you ever have the sense that he might be... into bony old white ladies?" "Definitely." "No, what I was wondering is, have you ever gotten a vibe that he might be a little... crazy?" "Oh." "Well, let me think." "Our first date was cut short when you sabotaged your own sprinkler system." "Our second was derailed when you terrorized me with a little person." "No, I think the vibe I picked up is you're crazy." "Renee, you're not being very helpful." "Fine." "You wanna tell me what this is about?" "I'm trying to find out if he's dangerous." "I recently discovered that he is on probation for assault." "Oh." "That?" "You know about it?" "Yeah." "It happened at the bar where I met him." "About a year ago, he brought his girlfriend there." "Some guy started hitting on her, so Keith flattened him." "Keith told you that?" "No, the bartender did." "I always check out the guys before I bring 'em home." "Don't wanna end up handcuffed to my bed for three days..." "Again." "So..." "Keith was defending his girlfriend." "Well, it's nice to know that chivalry isn't dead." "But there is another way to find out if he's violent." "How?" "Well, start a fight with him." "If he slugs you, he's violent." "Whoever left you handcuffed to the bed for three days..." "He has my respect." "Now, Grace, this is the first time I've made a costume, so if you hate it, just tell me." "I love it." "I've never had such a pretty costume before." "Thank you!" "You're the coolest mom ever!" "Look, mommy!" "Woof!" "Woof!" "You're adorable!" "Oh, Grace." "You look beautiful." "Like a real princess." "I feel like one." "Ohh." "Well, you know what every princess needs?" "Look, I can also wag my tail." "Okay, hang on, sweetie." "Now once I put this on," "I'm gonna style your hair around it." "Okay." "Can you style my hair?" "But, sweetie, it doesn't even show." "But I am gonna go over you with a lint roller." "I wanna be a princess." "What?" "All you've talked about for the last four months is how much you wanted to go as a dog." "I changed my mind." "Well, I'm sorry." "You're either going as a dog or a little Mexican girl." "And in this neighborhood, we both know which one's getting more candy." "Let's go to the mirror, sweetie." "Okay." "Okay." "So your pumpkin can have a happy face or a scary face." "Ms. Delfino?" "Principal Hobson would like to see you." "He seems upset about something." "There you are." "Your son's been waiting four million years to go trick-or-treating." "Me want candy." "Ugh!" "Ohh." "Okay, sweetie." "Why don't you go get your tennis shoes on and we'll go?" "What's with the box?" "You okay?" "I got fired." "What?" "They found out about the web site." "Paul!" "This time, I'm gonna kill him, and you're not stopping me." "Mike, no." "It... it wasn't him." "One of the moms called the school, probably caught her husband watching it or something." "So what are we gonna do?" "We can't make it on what I'm bringing in." "I'll find another job." "I'll..." "You'll what?" "What are you doing?" "I'm calling Tommy Glenn in Alaska." "He said whenever I was ready..." "No Alaska." "You'll be gone three months." "You can't do that to M.J." "Do what?" "Make an honest living?" "How much thought did you give M.J." "when you were dancing around in your underwear?" "Please don't say that." "And now one of the moms at the school knows, so there's a pretty good chance he's gonna hear about it." "No, Susan, you don't get to make the decisions about what's best for this family anymore." "I do." "Take M.J. trick-or-treating." "I'm gonna make this phone call." "I had a lovely time at dinner tonight." "It was nice to hear all those stories about your childhood." "It was nice telling them." "Those were happy days." "I liked remembering them." "Can I give you an odd compliment?" "When you talk about the past, it changes how you look." "You're not so..." "Intimidating." "Well, that is an odd compliment." "But I... appreciate it." "W-w-what are you doing?" "I was responding to what I thought was a signal from you." "I wasn't signaling for you to try to jam your tongue down my throat." "Beth, I'm not some kind of animal trying to satisfy its urges." "If I was," "I could've gone to a bar or any street corner weeks ago." "Then what do you want?" "I wanna connect with you, to have a real marriage." "And, yes, sex is part of that." "But there's more." "With what I've been through," "I need a partner by my side, someone that I can trust." "I think you can be that person." "The question is..." "Do you?" "I want you gone by the end of the week." "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Come on!" "Trick or treat!" "Oh, here you go!" "Happy Halloween!" "Welcome!" "Welcome!" "Renee, I love your costume." "Who are you supposed to be?" "Ah." "* Happy birthday to you *" "* Happy birthday to you *" "* Happy birthday, Mr. President *" "Michelle Obama." "Cool." "Clearly, he's come as one of hell's idiots." "Oh, it looks like we're gonna run out of candy." "I think I'd better head to the store." "No, we are veterans at the candy game, mom." "We got loads of backup in the cupboard." "Mmm." "Plus I always keep a stash in my golf bag." "Oh, you and your sweet tooth." "Oh!" "Oh!" "More customers!" "Don't forget to say "thank you."" "And, Celia, stop mooing." "You're a cat, remember?" "Trick or treat!" "Oh!" "How precious!" "You're Tom's mother, right?" "I'm Gaby." "We met the other day." "Of course." "Uh, this must be your beautiful little princess." "You're as pretty as your mommy, aren't you?" "No." "No." "My daughter's a dog." "The dog." "That dog." "Oh." "It's cheaper than therapy." "Oh, dear." "We're running out of candy." "I should take a little walk to the store." "I think we have more somewhere." "Don't you worry." "Grandma's gonna take care of it." "* Happy birth... *" "Son of a bitch." "Hey..." "Thanks for cheering for me at the big game today, huh?" "My pleasure." "Go team." "And, uh, since I scored the winning touchdown, don't I get a kiss or something?" "Oh, I'm afraid not." "I'm already going to the prom with someone else." "Oh." "So?" "He doesn't have to know." "Come on." "One kiss." "All right, our little skit is over." "Hey, you're not getting rid of me that easy." "Really." "Keith!" "Could you come here for a second?" "Hey, you guys look great together." "Well, I was actually just asking this gentleman to leave me alone, but he doesn't seem to be getting it." "That true?" "You bothering her?" "No." "It's the costume thing." "We were just fooling around." "Thank you." "That was very gallant, not to mention sexy." "Hmm." "You know, no one has ever defended me like that before." "Orson once threw half a diet soda at a man, but we were in a moving vehicle, so I don't..." "Keith?" "Oh, dear." "Look, like I said, I was just having some fun." "By being a jackass?" "You need to apologize to my girlfriend." "Fine." "Sorry." "Apology accepted." "Let's go." "Hold on a second." "Try that again, and this time, mean it." "Or you'll do what?" "Keith, please, stop, stop." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Keith!" "Keith!" "Keith!" "What happened in there?" "An idiot pushed my buttons, and I went off!" "Wasn't it obvious?" "!" "Well, why are you yelling at me?" "Because it's who I am!" "I've been arrested for this before!" "You know, I kept trying to convince myself that it wasn't a problem until the second time that I got arrested, then I realized it was." "So feel free to break up with me 'cause you know you want to." "I don't want to break up with you." "Come on." "You can't be with a guy like me, not the way that you are with your controlled smile and your perfect house and your perfect lawn." "You wanna talk about my perfect lawn?" "Nine years ago, my son found me facedown drunk on it." "It's true!" "He had turn the sprinklers on to wake me up." "Did you not know you were dating the biggest lush in Fairview?" "No, I didn't." "We all have baggage, and you and I have reached that point where we get to see what the other's been carrying around all these years." "Anything else you've been hiding?" "No." "You've pretty much seen me at my worst." "Well, I don't think I've seen anything that I can't handle." "How about you?" "You think you can deal with a control freak with a drinking problem?" "Ooh!" "And there goes the thumb." "Yeah, so much for hitchhiking." "Oh." "Hey, mom, you got that?" "Grandma's not back yet." "Back from where?" "She walked to the store to get more candy." "What?" "Hey, guys, will you, uh, listen for the baby?" "I will, uh, be back as soon as I can." "Is grandma okay?" "She's, uh..." "Yeah, it's just a little late for her to be out by herself." "I'll be..." "I'll be right back." "Wow!" "I can't believe I got so much candy!" "You deserve every piece, Grace." "You worked that sidewalk like a Milan runway." "How did you get so much of this in your fur?" "This is why cats do not chew gum." "Here, you said you liked peppermint." "Aw." "That is so thoughtful." "Thank you." "Ohh!" "Okay." "I've gotta give Celia a bath." "You two go easy on the candy." "Oh, gosh." "I can't get this out of my hair." "Mrs. Solis?" "Oh, that's all right." "We don't need her." "I'll take care of it." "Okay, let's try this one more time." "What does a cat say?" "Oink?" "Boy, I really hope you marry well." "She was having a problem." "I fixed it." "Really?" "You're not just saying that?" "No, Lee, you are a much prettier Marilyn than she is." "J.F.K. would be all over that." "Hmm." "Oh, hang on." "Oh, hey, Carlos." "What's up?" "Oh, I..." "O-okay." "I will be..." "I will be right there." "Shoot." "It's me." "Lynette?" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Thank God." "Oh, it's all right." "It's gonna be all right." "I was walking." "I-I-I must have got turned around." "I made it up..." "up to Claire Graham's place, but... the lights were out." "There is no Claire Graham on this street." "Oh, there most certainly is." "She..." "lives..." "Oh." "Let's just..." "Let's go home." "You let go of me!" "You're doing this to me." "You're making me feel crazy." "Oh, Allison..." "I said let go!" "Ohh!" "I'm so sorry, dear." "Uh..." "I don't know where my head is." "I've never done that... before." "Tell her, Tommy." "It's okay, mom." "I'm here." "Mama, that is what he said." ""I want you gone."" "Those were his exact word." "I am." "I-I am tring to make it work, I swear." "I do everything he asks of me." "Maybe I should come home." "But, yes, I know I made a commitment, but I am so unhappy." "Of course I want you to be proud of me." "Okay." "Uh..." "I-I-I-I will." "I'll try." "Bye, mama." "Susan!" "Hang on." "I need to talk to you." "Ow, ow, ow." "Stiletto heels, why do you hate me?" "What's up?" "Paul Young wanted me to ask again if you had any interest in selling your place." "No." "He knows that." "In fact, he's vacating our house in 60 days." "Well, he insisted I check again." "He said your circumstances had recently changed, and..." "Wait." "When did he say that, exactly?" "This morning." "Can you take M.J." "to Mrs. McCluskey's for me?" "Sure." "Sweetie, mommy's gonna hold that for you." "Susan." "You bastard!" "Susan, what the hell are you doing?" "When you moved here," "I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt!" "But you're evil!" "Well, guess what?" "Benefit of the doubt is over!" "Trick or treat!" "He's out of candy!" "You know what?" "I'm glad I didn't let Mike do this." "'Cause I'm really enjoying it!" "Get away from him." "Beth, you don't know what he's done." "I don't care." "He's my husband." "Now get out of this house." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Thank you." "Well, I hope you're happy." "Mrs. Sanchez was furious when she saw what you did to Grace's hair." "Fortunately, that sweet little girl saw I was in a jam and said it was her idea." "Of course she did." "Well, thank God." "Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to come here and play anymore." "Who cares?" "Honey, Grace is your friend." "I didn't even know her till a month ago." "But you love spending time with her." "No, you do." "You're always talking to her, kissing her, staring at her." "You like her better than me." "Oh, that's ridiculous!" "Then why did you give her that necklace?" "You don't even let me touch your jewelry." "What's so special about Grace?" "Whatever." "This is bad." "She knows something is up." "I think we should pull back, stay away from Grace for a while." "No!" "No way." "No, no, no." "I'll just be more careful." "It'll be fine." "Gaby, we have to protect our daughter." "They're both our daughters." "I really don't want you to go." "I don't wanna go either, but this will make us enough money to get Paul out of our house and give us our lives back." "Plus if I stay," "I'm afraid I'll kill him." "Okay." "Car's loaded." "It's time to go." "To the nursing home." "Mom, again, it isn't a nursing home." "It's assisted living." "It's..." "It's a beautiful facility with..." "with flower beds and activities and lots of other people." "It's..." "Just tell me this, Tommy." "After I go there, when do I get to leave?" "When do I get to go home?" "We'll have to see what the doctors say." "Never, that's when." "I've seen my friends go into these places, and they don't come back." "Mom..." "I talked to Peter and Theresa, and we all agree." "You can't live by yourself anymore." "If something bad were to happen to you, we would never..." "Forgive ourselves." "The only thing bad happening here is what you're doing to me." "Mom..." "I don't know what else to do." "When you called me at that camp and you were scared, you kept saying," ""I want to come home, mom."" "And I said, "Tommy, if you mean that," "I'll come get you."" "That's what you do." "The time comes when we all must find out what we're afraid of." "Some of us fear..." ""She may never forgive me."" "Others worry..." ""She might learn the truth."" "A few wonder..." ""Could he send me away?"" "Yes." "The world is a scary place." "It's even more terrifying..." "If we have to face it..." "Alone."

"Eight o'clock." "All's well." "Misty weather." " Here ye are, me lad." " Thank ye." "A press gang." "A press gang!" " The press gang!" " Let's get out of here!" "In the king's name!" "Well, we got all the fish we need in one net." " Line them up, boatswain." " Aye, aye." "Line up, lads!" "Lads, bow your necks and weep." "You're in the king's navy." "I'm no seaman, sir." "I'm a tailor." "What's that, your needlework?" "No chin music." " What ship, sir?" " The Bounty, for the South Seas." " That's the end of the world." " No, he sailed there with Captain Cook." "He knows the brown gals gay as kiss-me." " Who's the captain?" " Bligh." " Bligh!" " Seize him!" "How long will we be gone?" "Till there's enough frost in hell to kill snap beans." "How long is that, sir?" "I've got to know." " Two years, lad." " Please, don't take my husband." "When we had a baby, Tommy left the sea." "He don't want to serve in the navy." " It's true, sir." " Sorry, the king needs six men." "You can't take him!" "It's like forever!" "I can't take them and not take him." "No, you can't take him!" "I won't let you!" " Lass, lass." " It's two years!" "No!" "It's two years!" "This is England's new venture in science, in trade, in discovery." "Who else but Sir Austin Byam's son should go?" "But two years." " I understand, my dear." " Ship ahoy!" "Bob." "Behold!" "The elder son of the sea and heir to all its oceans." "Uniform by Jeeves." "It's so new, it creaks." "I'll come back an admiral, with a necklace for you." "Pearls as big as coconuts." "I'll name a nice shiny island after you, Sir Joseph." " I owe you for my appointment." " You've been appointed for one purpose:" "To make me a dictionary of the Tahitian language." "I've made that clear to Captain Bligh." " What's he like, sir?" " Captain Bligh?" "He's a seagoing disaster." "His hair is rope yarn." "His teeth are marlinespikes." "Marlinespikes?" "Good." "Sounds rather terrifying." "But perhaps, as your father used to say:" ""A taut hand at sea is better than a slack one."" "You'd have made a rare sailor, ma'am." "Why don't you stow away, Mother?" "I've considered it." "Very seriously." "Well, here's to the voyage of the Bounty." "To the voyage of the Bounty!" "Still waters and the great golden sea." "Flying fish like streaks of silver and mermaids that sing in the night." "The Southern Cross, and all the stars on the other side of the world." "Bless my soul." "To the voyage of the Bounty!" "Is that the Bounty?" "No, sir." "That's the flagship of the fleet." "There's your little pint-pot." "That's the Bounty for Tahiti?" "She isn't very big, is she?" "It ain't the size that counts, youngster." "It's the salt in the lads that man it." " Where's your sweetheart, handsome?" " She married a sailor." "It's Ellison, sir." "He tried to break ship." "On deck, Morrison." "Churchill." "Aye, sir." "Break ship, would you?" "I can't face it, sir." "Not two years." "I might not come back." "Then she's left with the baby." "Flog me, send me to jail, but don't take me, sir!" "Don't." "Now, listen to me, Ellison." "The sea's hard, but you whistle it off." "Do your spit and polish and you'll come home with the seals following in admiration." "I was like you when I first came to sea, Cumberland moss all over me." "Now it's turned to barnacles." "That's better." "On this voyage, if you get in trouble, come to me." "I'll see you get justice." "But if you're wrong, look out for squalls." "Now, get your chin up." "Go on deck." "Say goodbye to your wife." " You've got her aboard, sir?" " And the baby." " Come on." "Shake a leg." " Thank you, sir." " So you're going to the South Seas?" " Aye." "Here." "Take this with you." "You can buy your own island." "Ten shillings." "Ten?" "I ain't seen the king's face on a shilling for so long I've forgotten which George it is, but I'll take it and pay you when I get back." "Sailor!" "You're not coming back, not in this little half-walnut." "Here you are." "Diamond brooch." "Real gold, mister, owned by Captain Kidd." "With a map of the treasure under the works." "Here." "Stand clear with the tinware, Joe." "You keep leeward of the ship's gentlemen." "All right, now." "Ta-ta." "Ta-ta!" "Mr. Byam?" "I'm Fletcher Christian, lieutenant and master's mate." " You'll be my instructor." " Yes, in navigation and trigonometry." "You'll have a watch, keep order, go aloft to mend canvas, reef and furl." "Otherwise, your time is your own." "Mr. Christian, in my hands, the ship is safe." "I understand." ""A little child shall lead them."" "Come along, I'll show you below." "You there, take Mr. Byam's box to his berth." " Ahoy, Mr. Christian!" " Ahoy!" "Excuse me." "Good morning, sir." "Nothing lost, Mr. Christian." "Think I've got enough for a two years' voyage?" " You know your draft better than I do." " My lad, nobody can estimate my draft least of all myself." " Easy, easy." " What makes her roll so?" "Here's a navy for you." "Rum in the skimmers today and blood in the scuppers tomorrow." "This is our ship's surgeon." "We call him Mr. Bacchus." " He's never told us his real name." " I've forgotten it." "Pleased to meet you." "Mr. Byam, I should never have gone ashore." "England's only an island, and all islands are alike." "I'm going below." "Bear a hand." "Easy, now." "Easy." "Oh, Tommy, I'm afeard." "This ship's unlucky." "They've changed the name." "Well, I changed your name, didn't I?" "Was that unlucky?" "Oh, Tommy." "One, two..." "Three of us in here?" "My dog at home has a bigger kennel all to himself." "I can see we shall be as friendly as tomcats in a sack." "Mr. Stewart?" "Mr. Byam." "Drop in anytime, Byam." "I'll be just 10 inches away from you." " A pleasure, Mr. Stewart." " I hope you'll like the ship." " I'd like any ship, Mr. Stewart." " Johnny Newcomer." "Oh, yes, Mr. Byam, the amiable Mr. Hayward." " How do you do?" " Mr. Hayward has been two years at sea." "And a man who's been two years at sea should know how to lash his hammock." "Yours looks like a Frenchman's knapsack." "All right." "On deck, all of you." "Mr. Maggs?" "This here Captain Bligh, sir." "Now, you being ship's clerk would you call him a gentle officer?" "If I was you, I wouldn't be calling him anything." "Oh, no, no, no, Mr. Maggs, no." "Never call anybody anything." "But I do hope he is gentle because I'm his messman and I frighten so easy." "It runs in our family, Mr. Maggs." "My mother was frightened by my father before I was born and I've been frightened ever since." "Do you know there's times when I can hardly hold a glass in my hand?" "Silence." "The captain's coming aboard." "Company, atten!" "Mr. Christian, clear the decks of this rabble." "Very good, sir." "Clear decks." "Everybody ashore." "Clear decks." " Mr. Fryer, we sail at six bells." " Sail at six bells." " We got our rights here." " Off ship, Joe." "Off ship." "I'm not going until the ship sails." "Hey, you can't do that!" "Flogging through the fleet." "We're included." "Quite a compliment to the Bounty, Sir Joseph." "Mr. Christian, pipe the ship's company at five bells to witness punishment." "Would you care to see the flogging?" "No." "The only discipline I know is science." "There's science in using a cat-o'-nine-tails." "Watch my boatswain." "I really must be off." "I came aboard merely to introduce Roger." "Goodbye, my boy." "This won't be all cakes and ale, Roger but your family's followed the sea for seven generations." "Not one ever failed in his duty." "In a tight place, that's all you'll need to remember." " I'll try to, sir." " Sure you will, my boy." " Goodbye, Mr. Bligh." " Goodbye, Sir Joseph." "What does it mean, sir, "flogging through the fleet"?" "Sentence of court-martial, two dozen lashes at each ship." "What was the man's crime, sir?" "Struck his captain." "But that's over 300 lashes." "I don't understand why..." "Can you understand this?" "Discipline's the thing." "A seaman's a seaman, captain's a captain." "And a midshipman is the lowest form of animal life in the British navy." "Now you know what a midshipman is." "Line up!" "Port oars!" "Ship's company, off hats!" "Article 22: "If any officer, mariner or other person in the fleet shall strike or offer to strike any of his superiors and being convicted, he shall suffer punishment inflicted on him by the sentence of a court-martial."" "Ship's company, on hats!" " Mr. Morrison, two dozen, I believe." " Two dozen it is, sir." " The man is dead, sir." " Dead?" " Shall I dismiss the men, sir?" " What?" "Certainly not." "We'll proceed with punishment." "Boatswain, do your duty." "Come along with you." "Do your duty!" "Bloody murderer." "Mr. Byam!" " Punishment counted out, sir." " Mr. Morrison, come aboard." " Mr. Fryer, make ready to sail." " Starboard watch, secure for sea." "Starboard watch, shorten and cable!" "Stand by to go aloft!" "In captain's gig, Mr. Christian." "Both watches, hoist!" "Hoist away!" "Way aloft!" "Winds offshore!" "You'll take the mizzenmast, Mr. Byam." "What's the matter, afraid to go aloft?" "Why, it's child's play." "That man they flogged." "He was dead." "Get aloft." "Bear a hand." "Mr. Morrison, start those men." "Tallyho!" "Child's play." "Anchors aweigh, sir." "Let fall!" "Down from aloft!" "Down from there!" "A dozen for the coat of the last man down!" "Please, sir!" "Skipper Hayward!" "Mr. Hayward!" " I'll take care of him." " Keep hold!" "Hoist away!" "Set courses, royals and gallants!" "Royals and gallants!" "Starboard bridges, aweigh with the anchors." " Ship ready." " Give her lee helm." "Lee helm, sir." " Steady." " Steady, sir." "There she goes." "Her anchor's up." "Oh, Mary, it's such a little ship." "My Tommy will bring her home." "Hurrah!" "Hurrah!" "Hurrah!" "Well, we're under canvas again, Mr. Christian." " It's our third voyage together." " Not of my choosing." "So the port admiral told me." "Well, you're here." "I requested you." "I like having a gentleman as my subordinate, being a self-made man." "I admire you for that, sir." "And for very little else?" "Sailing orders?" "Tahiti direct by Cape Horn." "Winds permitting." "If we can't make westing, we shall have to go by Africa." "Then we'll have to get supplies at Simon's Bay." "We'll need them." "This ship has less food than a prison hull." "And I don't trust that clerk of yours." "Who asked you to meddle with my clerk?" "Can't get much from a hungry man." "I have to work these men we feed." "Rascals and pirates." "Did you see them growl at the flogging?" "I'll teach them what flogging's like." "My advice, sir, if you'll take it, is not to be too harsh with them." "We're sailing 10,000 miles together for the next two years." " It's like a powder magazine." " I don't want your advice." "I've my own way with seamen." "They respect one law, the law of fear." " My officers should remember that." " I can only tell you what I think!" "They come from jails and taverns, but they're English and they'll sail anywhere." "I'm not interested in what you think." "I expect you to carry out whatever orders I give, whenever I give them." "I'll carry out your orders, Mr. Bligh." "Then we understand each other?" "Perfectly." " Any orders for the deck?" " No." " That all?" " Yes." "You may go." "Thank you, sir." " She's flying, Mr. Christian." " Tahiti direct, sir." "Tahiti direct, Mr. Christian." "Pass it on:" "No change of sail without my orders." "Put two men at the wheel." "We'll carry on or carry under." " Southeast by east." " Southeast by east, sir." "No change in sails except for captain's orders." "Mr. Byam, you'll stand by for midshipman's school." "Aye, aye, sir." "You!" "Hold up, there!" "Never empty your buckets into the wind!" "Find the wind, you idiot!" "Find the wind and then choose your rail." "Get below!" "We're off around the world, boys." "Light hearts and tight britches." "Off around the world." "Oh, dry up, you cub." "Is it human, or what do you think?" "I can't stand yowling water babies." "Blast you!" "I told you not to swing that lantern!" "You don't mean it makes you seasick?" "An old buccaneer like you?" "I'll knock more tar out of you than it'll take a month to mix." " Come on, blowhard." " Oh, stow it, will you?" "I can't make head or tail of this navigation." "Don't worry." "If you get tangled, I'll jump in and pull you out." "You'd better not try and fool Mr. Christian." "Mr. Christian holds no terrors for me." "I can wade the seven seas and never wet my shirt." "They have whales that can sink a ship, but I can sink the whale." "Behold, the face that launched a thousand ships." "Gentlemen." "Today's navigating problem:" "Given the altitude of Polaris, could you find your latitude, Mr. Stewart?" "To lead up to it ordinarily, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line." "But this is not true of navigation." "We must consider winds and currents..." "Yes." "Suppose you considered the problem." " Yes, sir." " Perhaps Mr. Stewart means that it's like that lantern, sir." "We assume it should hang straight down, but because the ship is rolling it swings to and fro." "But by watching it closely..." "You disagree with Byam, Mr. Hayward?" "He knows the lantern makes me seasick." "He's doing it to break up the lesson." " Stewart doesn't know his problem." " Still, his original theory interests me." "Please, sir." "Proceed, Mr. Byam." "You were saying, by watching the lantern closely..." "What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Stewart?" "Watch the wind, Mr. Stewart." "It's not there." "It's there." "Is that the face that launched a thousand ships?" "One navigation problem and three wrecks." "Smart as paint, you are." "Why, you ungrateful swab." "After I've given my all for the honor of the class." "Byam!" "It wasn't my fault." "He came behind and struck me." " Is that true, Mr. Byam?" " I'd rather not say, sir." "So you want to fight?" "I'll cool you off." "Get to the masthead and stay there until I call you down." " All the way, sir?" " All the way." " Get below or go aloft!" " Yes, sir!" "Rather heavy weather to send him aloft, isn't it?" "They must learn this isn't a beer garden." "If you don't teach them, I will!" "Look alive, you crawling caterpillar!" " Where's Byam?" " I couldn't help it, Stewart." "When the man looks at me, I want to jump overboard." "Where's Byam?" " The old man sent him aloft." " You let him take the blame, huh?" "Here, here!" "You've started enough trouble!" "Time you learn discipline!" "Get into your hammock before I put you over a gun!" "Get up!" "You see, sir?" "It isn't my fault." "They're only jealous because I've been at sea before." "Who did that?" "I did, sir." "Come here." "Good." "How she creaks." "Wind's a gale." "I'm too old to envy young Byam aloft." " Splice the main-brace, Mr. Morgan." " I'll take it to kill germs." "What?" "Waste my brandy?" "Here, you use the ship's drinking water." "It would shrivel me wooden leg." "Did you ever hear how I lost my leg?" " No, no, but we will." " Well..." " I'm worried about Byam." " Oh, he'll weather it all right." "Well, I left my leg with John Paul Jones back in '78." "We came astern with a Yankee." "Up went our colors and our captain hails, "What ship is that?"" ""American ship Ranger," roars Jones, and up go his colors." ""Louder, you Yankee pip-squeak," our captain yells." ""I can't hear you!"" ""Can you hear this?" says Jones, and he lets go a broadside." "Thundering guns." "You all right?" " Nothing lost, Mr. Christian." " Look after him, Mr. Morgan." "Keep her head up!" "Starboard!" "Get him below, to the surgeon!" "Mr. Christian!" " Who brought that man down?" " I did, sir!" "But I sent him aloft!" "He's gone under." "The top's no place." "I know his place." "Time you knew yours." "Maintain discipline, not break it!" "Send him aloft again!" "Mr. Bligh, he's had enough!" "Send him aloft again!" "That's right, lad." "Drink another." "You'll be as right as a truism." "If you'd lost a leg, now..." "I lost mine in action against the French, off Jamaica." "A French surgeon did the trick for me." "He apologized in French, and I cursed him in English." " How is he?" " I'm all right, sir." "He'll go anywhere." "Get to the masthead again, Byam." " I've taken my punishment, sir." " Get to the masthead!" "I've had a bellyful of that masthead from Captain Bligh!" "You can't make me go back up there again!" "It was Mr. Christian brought you down, lad." "Thank you, sir." "I didn't understand." "Captain's orders." " You mind?" " No." "Let him have it." "Here, you'll need this." "Here's something else you'll need." "You're a plucky youngster." "If necessary, I'd be happy to cut off your leg anytime." "Thank you, sir." " Lf anything happens to that lad, Bligh..." " Christian!" "Christian, careful!" "Ship's company, off hats." "O, eternal god, who alone spreadest out the heavens and rulest the raging sea, who has compassed the waters with bounds until night and day come to an end receive into thy almighty and most gracious protection the persons of us, thy servants and the fleet in which we serve." "Preserve us from the dangers of the sea that we may be a safeguard unto our gracious lord King George and his kingdoms and a security for such as pass on the seas upon their lawful occasions and that we may return in safety to enjoy the blessings of the land with a remembrance of thy mercies to praise and glorify thy holy name through Jesus Christ our lord, amen." " Amen." " Ship's company, on hats." "The ship's company will bear in mind we are at sea under the articles of war." "Perhaps you are unaware that the articles of war invest in me the authority to order punishment." "During the recent heavy weather, I've watched you at work on deck and aloft." "You don't know wood from canvas, and it seems that you don't want to learn." "Well, I'll have to give you a lesson." "You, you, you, step forward." "You three are a disgrace to saltwater!" "Ten days on half rations." "What's your name?" " Thomas Burkitt, sir." " He's a thief, sir." "Dartmoor Prison." " A thief." " Convicted." "Offered a choice:" "Dartmoor Prison or the king's navy." "You've been to Dartmoor Prison, Burkitt?" " Yes, sir." " It seems you prefer the navy." "You may regret that choice before this voyage is over." "Your name?" "Thomas Ellison, sir." "Pressed into service." "I've got a wife, a baby." "I asked your name, not the history of your misfortunes." "Your name?" " Smith." " Not you, you idiot!" "You." " William Muspratt, sir." " Have you got a wife, Muspratt?" "Have you got a wife?" "Two, sir." "The ship's company will remember that I am your captain, judge and your jury." "You do your duty and we may get along but whatever happens, you'll do your duty." "Go forward." "Lively, lads." "Thief." "Nobody calls me a thief but the men I steals from." "Half rations." "You there!" "Who did that?" "I can't tell you, sir." " Mr. Morrison." " Aye, sir." "Report that man for two dozen lashes." "I done it, sir." "Pick it up." "Put it back." " Mr. Morrison, lay on with a will." " Aye, aye, sir." "Bligh, these men aren't king-and-country volunteers." "They've been brought aboard by press gangs." "In a week, I'll get some spirit without flogging." "Teach them who's master and never let them forget." " Mr. Morrison!" " Aye." "Before we see port, I'll make them jump at a midshipman's jacket even if it's hung on a broomstick to dry." "Give this man his two dozen." "When I ask for information, I expect to get it." " I didn't hear the watch call, sir." " Why not?" "Sorry, I was cleaning brass for Mr. Byam." "That's true, sir." "Stretch this man over a gun and give him two dozen lashes." "But I was responsible, sir." "Byam will be in charge of the punishment." "Two dozen." "That's enough, Mr. Morrison." " Man overboard!" " Bring a line!" "Idiot." "I'll have to teach my top men not to fall off the ship." "Mr. Morrison!" "When you get him onboard, stretch him with a rail to dry him off." "I can't stand it." "I got to get water." "Get back to your work." "I wanted water for my knees, sir." "I can't stand it." "Please, sir." " What is it?" " This man left his work." "Wants water." "Look, sir, it's the sand worked in cruel." " I wanted water to wash it." " I'll give you water." "Mr. Morrison, keelhaul this man." "Haul away!" " Well?" " The man is dead, Mr. Bligh." "Mr. Bligh, I've seen calms and doldrums, but not one like this in 40 years." " The men in the boats are worn-out." " Not the way they're pulling." " Put new men into the boats." " Mr. Morrison, pipe the men." "Change the boat crews." "Dive in with your mess, lads." "The boats are alongside." "Mr. Byam, look at this bit of meat, sir." "It's alive." "I'm sorry, lad." "There's nothing I can do about it." "This bit of meat was mined in a rock quarry." " Here, I'll change with you, lad." " Thanks." "It's alive, all right but they're fresh meat anyway." "Mr. Byam, I'm reporting these two men unfit for duty." " Very good." "You men are relieved." " What's the delay here?" "You realize we're waiting for these men to pull us into a wind?" "The men haven't finished mess, and these two are unfit for duty." " Unfit?" "!" " My orders, sir." "If they can walk, they can work." "Put them in the boats and get these other men out immediately." "Any sign of a breeze, sir?" "I'm about at the end of my rope." "Keep up your stroke, man." "I'll whistle a wind up for you." "Can't we...?" " Can't we rest a spell, sir?" " No, and keep your hatch closed." "This is the cask with only one cheese in, sir." " What's this?" "What's this?" " Two cheeses are gone." " What?" " Two 50-pound cheeses missing." " Stolen, of course, sir." " Thieves and jailbirds!" " What?" " A hundred pounds of cheese gone." "They'd steal canvas off a corpse." " Strange." "I checked the stores myself." " Cheeses can't fly, fool!" "They've been stolen, of course." "Stop allowance of cheese until the theft is made up." "Begging your pardon, sir." "Back in Portsmouth that cask was opened by you and Mr. Maggs had the cheeses carried ashore." " Silence!" " Perhaps you'll recollect, sir." " Maggs had me take them to your house." " You insolent scoundrel!" "But I remember very well, sir, because I didn't get to see my wife that day." "Boatswain, spread-eagle that liar to the rigging till sundown." " Aye, aye, sir." " Wind off the starboard bow, sir." " Man the lee board braces!" " Aye, aye, sir." "Here." "Get that." "Well, Mr. Christian, if your rascals are any good, bring us into the wind." "Boats!" " Pull, lads!" "Pull!" " Lay into it, now." "Get up." "Send her up, Burkitt." "Pull!" "Mr. Byam, pull up their strokes!" "Pull!" "Pull!" " Mr. Hayward, speed up!" " Mr. Byam, use your rope's end!" " Come on, lads, pull!" " Come on, pick them up." "Pull!" "We're almost in!" "Put your weight in it!" "Good lad, Muspratt." "Pull, lads!" "We're in!" "We're in!" "Well done, there!" "Shall I call the boats in, sir?" "They've done their job." "What do you expect me to do, knight them?" "Hoist the boats." " Aye, sir." " Good, lads!" "Good, lads!" "Well, we are out of the doldrums at last, sir." "I told you to spread-eagle that liar." "Why hasn't it been done?" "Very good, sir." "Come along, McCoy." "There's nothing more powerful than brandy." "I threw a brandy bottle overboard once, empty one, off the coast of Madagascar." "Three years later, I picked it up in a river in Portugal." "It had gone back to its home vineyard for more." "You would've made an excellent historian." "You have a profound contempt for facts." "I don't despise facts, sir, I'm indifferent to them." "Water." "Water." "Cheese, Mr. Christian?" "No, thank you, sir." " Mr. Byam?" " No, thank you, sir." " Mr. Fryer?" " No, thank you, sir." "Perhaps the surgeon wants cheese." "No, thank you, sir." "It's bad for my innards." "To the best of my recollection, Mr. Christian, you're partial to cheese." "Not tonight, sir." "Burn me." "I believe you're with the men." "If you'll allow me, I think you've been unjust." " Unjust?" " A bit of cheese, more or less." "Unjust?" "In other words, you say I'm the man who lied." " I didn't say that, sir." " You implied it." "I've no doubt that Maggs disposed of the cheeses without your knowledge but I can't understand your treatment of the man who obeyed orders." "Maggs is my clerk." "It's not for my men to question his orders." "Nor for you to question mine!" "I want your apology." "I have nothing more to say, sir." "Then you can dine elsewhere on what you can get!" " Mr. Bligh." " Byam." "Gentlemen." "Come, he implied it, didn't he, Mr. Byam?" "Well, I can also dispense with your company!" "Thank you, sir." "So you're all against me, officers and men." "Won't eat cheese, eh?" "Before I'm done with you, I'll make you eat grass!" "I'm so hungry, if my mother would reach out to pet me I'd have a bit of her hand." "There's fish there, all right, but they're making jokes about the bait." "You see..." "If I could prove what I suspect, I..." "No, I wouldn't." "I'm so weak, I'm peaceful." "Muspratt, Burkitt, look here, supper." "What?" "Why..." "Why, Mr. Christian, sir." "Take a look at this, sir." "Supper for six men." "Four pounds, they calls it." "If that weighs more than 2, I'll eat the cat-o'-nine-tails." " It ain't pig." "It's horse meat." " We pulled our hearts out for this breeze." " And what do we get?" "We starve." " Well, little meat, no distemper." "Keep the wind in the sails and out of your stomach." "If it's any comfort, the officers are in the same boat." "Not Captain Bligh." "He's getting fat, the dirty, thieving..." "Burkitt!" "Any more of that, and I'll clap you in irons." "Yes, sir." "Buckoes." "Buckoes." "Here's your supper." " Thompson, get your hook and line." " Right." "See him?" "He's a big one, eh?" " Here you are, Burkitt." " Right." "Well, we've got to have bait." "Sharks ain't seamen." "They expect to eat." "We've got to have bait." " You want to risk this for a meal?" " Aye." " I'm willing." " Yeah." "If the hook don't kill him, that pork will." "Let it go." "There he goes." "There he goes." " Got him." " On deck with him." " Easy, now." "Easy, now." "Easy, now." " Hold him." "You first, Burkitt." "Choose for your mess." " Thanks, mates." " Yeah, fine catch you've got there." "You know I must have a slice, eh?" " Shark eat shark?" " You forget yourself." "You give me a slice, a nice, large one, and I'll say nothing." "Tell him, you slimy quill-pusher." "Take your slice!" "At ease, lads." "At ease." "Well, how's our shark-killer, huh?" "He's cut to bits, sir." "He'll be all right." "What's a flogging?" "A few blows and a few "ohs," and then you put on your shirt." " Here." " Thank you, sir." "Now, if you'd lost a leg, my lad..." "I left mine with a Spanish pirate off the coast of Trinidad." "A bullfighter did the trick for me." "He was so drunk he nearly cut off the wrong leg." "Hey!" "Here." "You'll be all right." "A bit tattooed on the back perhaps, but just the right style for Tahiti, eh?" " Hey, fiddler, give him a tune." " Aye, sir." " Good night, lads." " Good night, sir." "Listen, Byam." "You can flog those fellows, starve them but they'll bob up again with a fiddle." " Music at sea I never imagined how beautiful it was." "Master-at-arms, stop that infernal jamboree." " It's worse than two cats on a fence." " Aye, aye, sir." "The old death's-head." "I've never known a better seaman, but as a man, he's a snake." "He doesn't punish for discipline." "He likes to see men crawl." "I'd like to push his poison down his own throat." "You both have one thing in common, the devil's own temper." "He can let his go but whether I can keep mine bottled up for the next two years is a question." "I believe you will." "Whatever happens, I'll always be glad I've known you." "I'll remember that when you're an admiral." "Good night, youngster." "Good night." " More tea, sir?" " No, you get out." "Yes, sir." " You sent for me, sir?" " Yes, I've got a job for you this morning." " Sit down." "Had your breakfast?" " Yes, thank you, sir." "I want you to sign the list of all supplies issued on the voyage." "Certify and sign." "We should raise the island anytime now." "Not a bad voyage so far." "All hands accounted for." "Only six down with scurvy." "Five with scurvy, one with flogging." "Correct, there's your credit." "Five with scurvy, one with flogging." "We're still under canvas." "Mr. Bligh, I can't sign this book." "No such amounts have been issued." "You've signed daybooks with extra kegs the ship never carried." " I have, sir." " And why not?" "We all do it." "We'd be fools if we didn't on a lieutenant's pay." "I want to stow away enough to keep me out of the gutter." "I understand, a captain's prerogative." "Ordinarily, I wouldn't mind." "Why is this case different?" "The captains I've served with didn't starve their men." "They didn't save money by buying up the stinking meat." "They didn't buy yams that would sicken a pig." "Silence!" "They didn't call their men thieves and flog them in the bone." " Impudent scoundrel!" "Sign that book!" " I refuse and you have no authority." "I haven't?" "!" "I'll show you authority." "Lay all hands aft!" "All hands aft!" "Very good, sir." "Company, attend!" "Mr. Christian, step forward." ""If any officer or other person in the fleet shall disobey any lawful command of any of his superior officers, every such person being convicted of such offense shall suffer death or other punishment as shall be inflicted on him by the sentence of a court-martial."" "Mr. Christian, you will sign this book." "Mr. Bligh the ship's company will bear witness that I sign in obedience to your orders." "But remember, sir, I shall demand a court of inquiry in England." "You mutinous dog." " Retract that, sir." " I will repeat it." "You're a mutinous dog." " Mr. Christian." " Land ho, sir!" "Furl away!" "There she waits, lads!" " What is it, Mr. Fryer?" " Tahiti, you fool." "So you'll face me with a court of inquiry?" "We're a long way from England and what can happen on this ship before we get there may surprise even you." "Milk!" "It's milk!" "Captain, they got cows here that lays eggs." "What a place." "Would you help me up, sir?" "I'd like to see the island." "What for?" "All islands are alike." "That's a singularly stupid observation, sir, and grossly unscientific." "Well, science is one thing and experience is another." " See one island, you've seen them all." " Fiddlesticks." "Well, I'm to be first ashore." "Captain's orders, to begin my dictionary." "I'll get my trade goods." "We can go ashore together." "All right, then." " I know that man." " Who is he?" "A friend of Captain Cook's when I was sailing master." "Hitihiti, chief of the island, priest of the temple." "Pipe him aboard." " Mr. Fryer, dress ship." " Very good, sir." "Dress ship!" "Bligh." " Bligh." " Hitihiti." "Oh, yes." "Yes." " Bligh, you got fat." " Oh, well, it is 10 years since we sailed together with Captain Cook." " I beg your pardon?" " Where Captain Cook?" "Captain Cook is dead." " Morti?" " Yes, yes, morti." " He was a good man." " Oh, yes." "Hail King George." "King George?" "Captain Cook say King George come on next English ship." "His Majesty is extremely sorry he couldn't come." "I beg your pardon?" "My hat." "Captain Cook say if King George don't come, he send hat." "Yes, yes, yes!" "Of course, the hat." "Mr. Maggs, go to my cabin and bring me the hat..." " The cocked hat, you fool!" " Yes, sir." "The hat will be here in one moment." "So we shall require 1000 breadfruit plants." " Breadfruit?" "Uru." " Correct, uru." "Uru." " All we have for you." " Thank you, thank you." "We shall have to stay here for several months." "We shall have provision..." " They're welcome to anything." " Don't be a fool." " You'll need those gifts to make friends." " Him no need gift, my friend." " Me Hitihiti, you my tayo." " Tayo?" " Chief makes you his friend." " In my tongue, close friend." "You live home, my home." "Tayo." "Friend, the finest word in any language." " It shall be the first in my dictionary." " The hat." "Yes, thank you." "With the compliments of His Majesty King George III of Great Britain." " Byam, you come ashore with me." " Sir?" "Permission granted, mind you report onboard ship every night." " Byam will live with my family." " Impossible." " I can have no favorites aboard my ship." " Bligh, you are chief on this ship but I am chief on that island." "Byam will come with me, yes?" "Perhaps that's best." "Permission granted." "By the way, Mr. Morrison, pipe the ship's company aft." "Aye, aye, sir." "All hands aft." "Well, we're here." "Tahiti at last." "England to Cape Horn, Africa, New Zealand Van Diemen's Land and the great South Seas." "I've sailed the Bounty over 27,000 miles and you think you've come to an island paradise a tropical grog shop of feast and song and sleep." "Well, you're wrong!" "You're here to labor." "You'll fill this ship with breadfruit trees." "You'll recondition her for sea." "Shore leave permitted if and when I can spare you." "If you abuse it, you'll answer to me." "Remember, your work is finished when we drop anchor in Portsmouth Harbor." "Mr. Fryer will have charge of work ashore." "Very good, sir." "Mr. Christian, you will remain onboard in charge of reconditioning the ship." "Unfortunately, you will have no shore leave while we're here at Tahiti." "That's all." "What a place." "Hey, when's dinner?" "Your language is most un-English." "It means exactly what it says." "Here are three pages on your words meaning "look."" " Plenty kind of look." " That's the trouble." "There's one for the downcast eyes, one for the sidelong glance one that invites, one that consents." "A whole language of looks." "Byam, you think too much." "One day, you head go crack." "No, no, no, Tehani." "I've told you before." "I like my flowers in a bowl." "Now, scat." "I'm busy." "What do you call that look, Byam?" "The look of a charming girl who will still be happy when we English invaders go home." "By the way, what's your word for money?" "Money?" "What is money?" "All right, I'll explain." "Which would you choose?" "The shilling or the nail?" "Oh, no, Hitihiti." "With one of these you can buy 20 of these." " Oh?" "Where?" " Well, in England." "You see, in England, you must have money to live with to buy food." "In island of England, no fruit on tree?" " No fish in the sea?" " Oh, yes." "Plenty." "No money, no food?" " That's right." " I stay here." "Byam, ahoy!" "Sounds like Christian." " Well, it can't be." " Maybe so." "Hitihiti, you got him leave!" "Byam!" "Fletcher!" " Ahoy, Robinson Crusoe." " Fletcher!" "I'd given up on seeing you ashore and Hitihiti never even winked." "When he came aboard wearing that hat, even the articles of war failed Mr. Bligh." "Christian." "Christian." "Lieutenant." "Thank you for speaking to the captain." "The sea is good, but the earth is good also." "Be at home." "It's good to be ashore again." "I've been as restless as..." " Well, can you speak Tahitian yet?" " Like a native." "Why, you little powder monkey!" "If you cross my hawse again, I'll spank your little starboard, understand?" " Yes." " Yes?" " Well, I didn't know you speak English." " Yes." " You must think me a perfect fool." " Yes." " Well, does she or doesn't she?" " Yes." "She speak English." "One word:" "Yes." "Mr. Byam, your Tahitian dictionary." "Madam." "This is Hitihiti's granddaughter." " What did she say?" " You must be a king in your country." "What?" "If His Majesty could see her as I see her now, he'd forgive the error." " Shall I tell her that?" " No, no." "Just say thank you." "Byam your friend is wise." "He looks, he understand." "You make word, you understand nothing." "No work today." "Go swim, all." "Come along, Fletcher." "I'll show you an island you'll never forget." " You can't imagine what it's..." " Byam." "They'd like to come with us, if you don't object." " Object?" " I thought not." "Christian?" "Aren't they amazing?" "I never knew there were such people in the world." "They're simple and kind, and yet, somehow, they're royal." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "I'm sorry." "I was just thinking what a contrast to the ship." "Tehani wants to race me." "Come on!" " Oh." " What's wrong?" "He comes from the ship." " Captain Bligh's orders." " Bligh?" "You're to report onboard immediately." "Oh, I am?" "Byam, I know his game!" "He gives me leave and recalls it to devil me into insubordination." "I'll oblige him!" "I'll have one day off that ship if I swing for it!" "Tell him I refuse!" "What did she say?" "The man will tell Captain Bligh you can't be found." "Oh, thank you." "I'm sorry I lost my temper." "She says you were magnificent, like a storm at sea." " Thanks for your kindness." " You will come again?" " That rests with you and the captain." " You will come again." "Byam, it's been a day." "Goodbye, Maimiti." " Goodbye, all." " Goodbye, Fletcher." " Good morning, sir." " Good morning, Mr. Stewart." "Mr. Bligh wishes you to report to him as soon as you come aboard, sir." "Thank you, Mr. Stewart." " Reporting, sir." " You relieve my anxiety." "I was about to send an armed shore party to look for you." " I had your permission, sir." " You're a fine figure of a king's officer." "If I could prove to that native you're a liar, they'd arrest you!" "You'll regret this!" "Before this voyage is over, you'll know who's master here!" "Mr. Bligh, I have in mind the dead seaman you had flogged in Portsmouth." "He struck his captain." "You'd like me to strike you." " Well, I won't do it." " Very clever, Mr. Christian." "1000 plants, sir." "The pick of the island!" "Mr. Morgan, I shall commend your industry to Sir Joseph Banks." "Thank you." "There's one difficulty, sir, a very grave one." "These growing plants require more water than we can store aboard." "We can't let them die, sir." "We won't." "Mr. Morgan, I'll take these trees to the West Indies every tree in prime condition." "I shall cut the water allowance for the entire ship's company." "Good morrow to you." "I'll drink your health in Portsmouth!" " Put your stuff there." " It's mine, sir." "It's a gift." "Captain's orders." "Put it down and go forward!" "Shore leave in heaven, duty in hell again." " What have you got there?" " Monday Wash, sir." "It's a pet, sir." "Her name's Monday Wash." "Mr. Maggs, take that laundry for the captain's table." "But, sir!" "Now get forward!" " Come along, there." "Hurry!" " Did he hurt you?" "No, but one day, I'll take that cane away..." "Look behind you." "Yes." "Aren't you coming aboard, Hitihiti?" "I have said farewell to Bligh." "I have sent gift to King George." " Then this is goodbye." " Yes." "Byam, tayo." " You have been happy here?" " Very happy, Hitihiti." "Byam, I have no son." "Stay here with me." "Be my son." "I must return to England." "I shall never come back." "Byam you will think of us sometime." " Hitihiti." "Roger!" "Will you come here, please?" " Look." " Big as gooseberries!" "Please make her understand." "These are priceless, I can't take them." "She says they're for your mother." "Oh." "Well, thank her, Roger." "And tell her when this voyage is over, somehow, I'm coming back." " I can't tell her that." " I mean it, Roger." "But it's a dream, Fletcher." "This island isn't real for you and me." "It's the ship that's real." "It's taking us home." "Tell her, Roger." "Thank you, Roger." "Goodbye, Maimiti." "That's right." "No tears, lass." "Love?" "Love." "Goodbye." "Reporting with deserters." "Taken on the other side of the island." "No resistance." "Very well, Mr. Young." "So you let them take you alive." "You'll regret that, me lads." "Take them below." "We ain't deserters, sir." "You kept us aboard because we dropped that tub of breadfruit." " We wanted to see the island..." " Take them below and put them in irons." "Prisoners in escort, into file." "Left, turn!" "Quick march!" " Is she ready for sea, Mr. Fryer?" " Ready, sir." " Set topsails and jibs." " Stand by." "Topsails and jibs." "All hands on deck!" "Looking about me, I can't believe we're in a ship of the royal navy." "The deck's like a barnyard!" "Paradise is astern, gentlemen." "I'll break the men of that island if I have to flog every thieving..." "Which reminds me 10 coconuts, Crown property, were stolen on your watch." "Correct, Mr. Maggs?" " I counted myself." " I'll account for the men in my watch." " They didn't take them." " Can you account for yourself?" "Mr. Bligh, may I recall the outward voyage?" "Harsh things were said, but I hoped the return trip would be better." "Then suppose you return the 10 coconuts." " You think I'm so fond of them I'd steal?" " Yes, you hypocrite." "You stole Crown property more valuable." " Explain that!" " Pearls, Mr. Christian." " Pearls?" " I believe I said pearls." "Fortunately, Mr. Maggs was at the boat." "He saw that native woman give you two pearls." "I think I'm beginning to understand." "The native woman, as you call her, gave the pearls to me." " They are not Crown property." " The goods I gave away to the natives belong to the Crown." "What comes back belongs to the Crown!" "I'm not the most patient man in the world." "Give them to me!" "Remember, Mr. Bligh:" "Crown property." "Very well, Mr. Christian." "Crown property." " Gratings rigged." " Everybody present?" " Everyone present, sir, but the surgeon." " The surgeon is ill, sir." " Ill?" "Drunk, you mean!" " We had to bleed him this morning, sir." "He's not fit." "Mr. Morgan and Mr. Christian agree." "Go below." "Tell him to report on deck at once!" "Very good, sir." "Thomas Burkitt, Matthew Thompson, step forward." "Ship's company, off hats." "I'm sorry, sir." "Captain Bligh..." "How do you feel?" "I'm afraid I'm a very old man, lad and a very sick one." " I'll tell him again you can't report." "No, boy." "No, I'm not worth getting into a scrape over." "For once, a midshipman gives an order." "You stay where you are." "A good lad." "A good lad." "I must pull him out." "I've taken the liberty of telling the surgeon to stay." "He's not able to report." "I'll have no drunken relic holding up the discipline aboard my ship." "Once more, bring him on deck, or I'll have you seized up and flogged." "Byam doesn't wanna disobey you." "I beg you, don't force the old man." "He can't walk." " Go below and see for yourself." " Are you presuming to give me orders?" "Reporting on deck for duty, sir." "Mr. Morrison, do your duty." "Four dozen, I believe." "Four dozen it is, sir." "Nothing lost, Mr. Christian." " Well?" " What did you expect, Mr. Bligh?" "The man's dead." "I call this ship's company to bear witness." " You killed him!" " Silence." "Ship's company dismissed." "Boatswain, punishment postponed 24 hours." "Aye, aye, sir." "Do you hear, men?" "Ship's company dismissed!" "Bear a hand." "Take him below." "Drunkard?" "Yes, but everybody loved him." "The welfare of men on shipboard depends upon things that seem small." "A joke at the right moment." "A glass of grog." "A kind word would do more with seamen than the cat-o'-nine-tails." "And this ship will be the worse if possible, for his death." "Wonder if that's Defoe Island." "The natives are cannibals but it's land." "The last we'll see for months." "You'd better get some rest." "You've been here for hours." "No." "I can't sleep, and it's nearly my watch." " Well, good night." " Roger." " There's something I want you to do." " Gladly." "What is it?" "One never knows what may happen on a voyage like this." "If for any reason I don't return to England, I want you to see my parents." "Well, why shouldn't you return to England?" "Why?" "I can't stand this devil's work much longer." "One day I'll forget this discipline and break his neck." "Wait until we're back in England." "The admiralty will save you the trouble." "Well, in any case, I'd like you to see my parents." " Of course." "Where do they live?" " In Cumberland at Maincordare." "I've almost forgotten what the old place looks like." "I haven't seen it in 10 years." "But I do remember a tapestry in the hall with ships and islands on it." "Perhaps that's what sent me off to sea." "I don't know." "In any case, I'd like you to see my home." "If anything should happen, tell my father and mother you knew me." " You can count on me." " Good." "That's settled, then." " Mr. Byam, you're up late." " It's fairly warm below." "I hadn't noticed." "A true sailor can sleep in an oven or on ice." "Get below." "Very good, sir." "Your watch, Mr. Christian." "And I must count the coconuts." "Mr. Christian, sir." "That shark's been following us since the surgeon died, waiting for the burial." " Couldn't I have a musket to shoot it?" " Take the deck." " I'll get the keys to the arms chest." " Two muskets." "I'd like to shoot that shark onboard." "It's no use." "Now's our chance." "There's a lot of us here ready." "And the officers and men that won't join us..." " Well, it's them or us!" " Keep your hatch closed!" "Now, get forward!" "Who's there?" "Sailor hand, mate." " Hey, what's this noise about here?" " Water, mate." "Water?" " For deserters?" " But the lad slipped his cable." "Well, here's to you slipping yours." "When I'm free, I'll wring your scrawny pipe stem till your tongue pops out!" "Tongue, is it?" "I'll give you something to remind you of that slice of shark." "You scum!" "Get out!" "I'm sorry, lad." "Are you all right?" "Thank you, Mr. Christian, sir." "Better take care of Thompson, sir." "Murdering butcher!" "I've had enough of this blood ship!" "He's not master of life and death on a quarterdeck above the angels." "McCoy!" "Quintal!" "I'm sick of blood!" "Bloody backs!" "Bloody faces!" "Bligh, you've given your last command!" "We'll be men again if we hang for it!" "You say you're ready for anything?" "Release them!" " You're taking the ship?" " Mutiny?" "Yes, mutiny!" "Pass the word." "Seize the arms chest." "We've been waiting for this!" "No!" "Don't hit me!" "Take him!" "Boatswain!" "No, no, don't hurt me!" "Don't hurt me!" "Now, wake up!" "Get into your clothes and lose no time about it." " What's the matter?" " What's happened?" " Have we been attacked?" " No, we've taken the ship." "And old Bligh's a prisoner." "Mutiny?" "Tie him to the pipe." "Mr. Morrison!" "Mr. Coleman!" "Shut up or I'll shut your trap for you!" "Give up this madness, or we'll all be murdered." "You're in no danger." "What will we do with him?" " Shoot him!" " I'll slit his dirty throat!" "See that, you butcher?" "My four dozen." "We'll give you 400." " We'll let you know what it feels like!" " Flog him!" "You old rogue." "You'd flog us." "You'd make us eat grass." "You bluenosed baboon!" "Back!" "Back, all of you!" "No more flogging aboard this ship." "That's why we're taking it." "We'll have something to say about that!" "What will you do with him?" "Put him in a launch and cast him adrift." "Give him food, water, cutlasses and a compass." "You can have your choice." "Go with him or stay with me." "No." "Slit his throat, I say, and feed him to the sharks." "And I say go forward!" "Clear the launch and lower away!" "Aye, aye, sir." " Stand by, Thompson." " Aye, aye, sir." "Lively, old buzzing bees." "What a pity, what a pity!" "Every little tree, perfect." " You'll be sure to water them?" " Never you fret." "We'll water them." "We'll take care of your plants, here, Morgan!" "You may stay onboard if you like, without joining us." "No, thank you, sir." "All right." "Your turn, Mr. Bligh." "Mr. Christian, I give you your last chance to return to duty." "I'll take my chance against the law." "You'll take yours against the sea." "But you're taking my ship!" "My ship!" "Your ship?" "The king's ship, you mean, and you're not fit to command it." "Into the boat!" "We're ready, Churchill." "Bear a hand here, will you?" "McCoy!" "McCoy!" "Two little monkey jackets." "Loyal to Captain Bligh, eh?" " Serves them right." " Come on, lads, on deck." "I tell you, we will!" "Mr. Christian, you forgot us." "Call back the boat." "There's no more room." "You must stay with us." " We'll join our captain!" " We're not mutineers!" "I said there was no more room!" "Take them below!" "Stand the guns on them!" "Give them a drink!" "Casting me adrift 3500 miles from a port of call." "You're sending me to my doom, eh?" "Well, you're wrong, Christian!" "I'll take this boat as she floats to England if I must!" "I'll live to see you, all of you hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet!" "Yardarms, is it?" "I'll give you yardarms." "Burkitt!" "You're not leaving them adrift?" "They'll starve or drown." " That's Bligh's affair." " Your friends, Morgan, Purcell..." "Do you think I wanted this?" " Call back the boat." " No." " Call it back!" " No!" "These men have been in hell." "I couldn't stand it." " Then I must go with Bligh." " There's no room." "Then I call on you men." "All of you, in the name of the king, return to duty." "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Give me that gun!" "Give me that!" "Take him below." "Stand by to wear ship." " What course, sir?" " West-northwest, Tahiti." "Tahiti, lads!" "Tahiti!" "Tahiti!" "Hey, Thompson!" "Here comes their water!" "Sit down, Roger." "You know, there are five other men onboard who refused to take part in the mutiny." "They've agreed not to try and retake the ship." "You may have your liberty under the same conditions." "I simply want your word for it." "You may have it." "But I'll escape if I can." "I understand." "Then I may go?" "Yes, you may go." "Roger I'm sorry I had to hit you." "That didn't hurt." "What hurts is that you and I can never again be friends." "Keep her as she goes, west-northwest." "West-northwest, sir." "I presume you'll make for the nearest island." "No." "That's certain death." "The savages in these parts are fierce cannibals." "We must keep well clear of those fellas." "By my reckoning, the first port from which we can expect help is Timor in the Dutch East Indies, some 3500 miles away." "Then our case is hopeless." "It is by no means hopeless." "We have extra canvas, rope, a tool chest." "We'll put on every rag of sail." "That's impossible." "Deeply laden as we are, we'd fill with the first storm." "Then we'll bail with our hands if we must." "She'll see us through if we do our part, she will!" "Begging your pardon, sir, but the food and the water." "We haven't got enough for 10 days." "If we are to reach Timor alive, we must make it last 20, 40, 50 days." "It's the sea against us." "Mr. Bligh, we'd be pleased if you'd ask God's blessing on our journey." "That I shall do, Mr. Fryer." "Almighty God, thou knowest our need." "Grant we acquit ourselves like men in the trials and dangers that lie before us." "Bail!" "Bail!" "Bail faster!" "Bail faster!" "Bail!" "Another piece, Mr. Maggs." "Thank you." "Thank you, lad." "Are we all served?" "All served, sir." "Now, lads, for your own good, eat and drink slowly." "How far have we still to go, sir?" "Don't let your mind dwell upon that, lad." "Think how far we've come." "We'll never see Portsmouth again?" "We'll see Portsmouth again and we'll see Fletcher Christian hanging from a yardarm and every pirate with him." "Steady, mates." "Steady." "Mr. Fryer, take the tiller." "Get away!" "I caught him!" "Hey, lads!" "Give me that bird!" "Share and share alike, lads." "The blood for the sick." "Raise him up, Mr. Maggs." "Norton, get me a cup." "This will nourish you, Mr. Morgan." "No, thank you, sir." "Give it to the youngsters." "They need it more." "Yes, Mr. Morgan, but I'm still giving the orders." "Timor, up ahead." "Timor!" "Up with you." "Up with you." "We've beaten the sea itself." "I hope Master Roger has a nice Christmas, ma'am." "Thank you." " Well, good night, ma'am." " Good night." " Good night, ma'am." " Good night, ma'am." "I beg your pardon." "Will there be anything more?" " Nothing more, Burrows." " Thank you." "Christmas?" "Yes, Christmas." "Peace on earth, goodwill to..." "Come along." "A merry Christmas to you, Mrs. Christian." "Thank you, lads." "A merry Christmas to you all." " Same to you, sir." " Merry Christmas, Mr. Christian." "Won't you come...?" " Roger!" " Merry Christmas, Fletcher." "Oh, thanks, lad." "I've been hoping for this for a year." "Come in." "This is a day worth celebrating." "Begging your pardon, sir." "We've brought the little lady a bit of Christmas." "Well, thanks, lad." "But she must have it from you." "Come in." "Come in, lads, all of you." " Thank you, sir." " Aye, aye." "My boy was like that when I left home, sir." "He'll be 3 years old now." "Come on, lads." "Everybody outside for some grog." "Thank you, sir." "Isn't that a sweet baby?" "Help yourself, lads!" "Thank you, sir." "The surgeon's, Roger." "It would delight his soul to have us drink it, especially on this day." "Friend." "Good, good." "Hitihiti, here." "Makes head go round, round." "Come on, Byrne, drink some of this!" "Where's Ellison?" "Ellison!" "Come on!" "What?" "A ship?" " Maybe she's Spanish." " No." " No, she's British-rigged." " British?" "Did you hear that, mate?" "British." " British?" " She's coming for us." "We've got a chance." "The wind's against her." "She must lay outside the reef till morning." "Get your families and your goods together!" "Get aboard the Bounty!" "Thompson, everyone onboard?" "Burkitt and Muspratt have gone into hiding." "The fools!" "They'll be taken and hanged." "Get in the boat." "Where are you taking us?" "I don't know." "The Pacific is filled with uncharted islands." "We'll find one and settle there for good." "Mr. Christian, I've got a wife and child in England." "I've got to get back." "Back?" "You know what that means?" "A yardarm." "I must take that chance, sir." "But whatever happens, I'll never blame you." "Thanks, lad, and I understand." "Good luck." "Well, this is goodbye, youngster." "We'll never see each other again, that's certain." " But I'll remember." " I will too, Fletcher." "When you're back in England with the fleet you'll hear the hue and cry against me." "From now on, they'll spell mutiny with my name." "I regret that but not the taking of the ship." "Every time I think of Bligh..." "Well, I'd do it again." "If ever I reach England again, I'll go to your father and tell him the truth." "Thanks." " I'll be happier knowing that." " Fletcher." "What is out there for you?" "Another island." " Stand by." "I'll be back in a moment." " Hurry up, Byam." "When she comes around the headland, we're going to pilot her in." "Oh, Tehani, I'll be back in two hours." "Tehani knows." "The ship may be here for months before she sails." "But she will sail." "Byam, midshipman." "Tehani knows." "Tehani, you're my wife, always." "Mrs. Roger Byam." "My wife, my darling." "There she is, lads, and we've nothing to fear." "We took no part in the mutiny." "Soon we'll be in England." "Thank God!" "Thank God!" "We're returning." "Good, eh?" "Very good, sir." "My name's Byam, Roger Byam." "This is Mr. Stewart." "We're midshipmen of His Majesty's ship, Bounty." "Bring those men up!" "Captain Bligh, thank God you're alive, sir." "They gave me a boat and a sail, didn't they?" "Where is Fletcher Christian?" "He sailed yesterday, sir, when your ship was sighted." " Where to?" " I don't know, sir." " You don't know, Stewart?" " I don't know either." "You're lying, both of you." "Sergeant, put these men in irons." " Irons?" "What for?" " Mutiny." "But we're not mutineers." "A court-martial in England will decide that." " We're as loyal as you." " A court-martial will decide that!" "We're reporting for duty!" "If we're guilty, we'd go with Christian." "When Christian took my ship, you remained with him and you'll have to answer for it." "It'll be better to tell me where he's gone!" " We don't know, sir." " Then you'll lie in the hold until you do know." "Sergeant, take them below!" "By the mark, 12!" "Rocky bottom!" " To the lee helm." " Lee helm, sir." " Steady!" " Steady, sir." "Mark 12!" " Foretop, any sail in sight?" " No sail, sir." " Banktop!" " No sail, sir." "By the mark, 12!" "Reefs ahead!" "Mr. Byam, I can't understand why he keeps us below here in irons." "You and Mr. Stewart, Mclntosh, Coleman, Byrne and myself we are no mutineers." "Haven't I told him that time and time again?" "His marines surprised me and Muspratt, sir, or we wouldn't be here, alive." "Reefs ahead!" "Attention below." "Have you decided to tell me where Christian sailed for?" "By the mark, 12!" "Reefs ahead!" "Well, I'm waiting!" "Well, stay here and rot." "My watch, I believe, Mr. Christian." "Very well, Mr. Young." " You heathen slime!" " Enough!" "I'm sorry, sir." "Mr. Christian, sir, when are you going to make a landfall?" "We're fierce sick of this." "It's more than man can stand to be at sea forever in a ghost ship." "I've steered off the track of ships." "When it's safe, I'll put about for the island." "Until then you've got to trust me, that's all." "Deep 11." "Rocky bottom!" "I beg you again to give up the search." "The Bounty must be lost." "The ship's dragging barnacles." "The seams are open." "Men are working the pumps day and night." " We're still afloat, are we not?" " Only by the grace of God in these reefs." " Ease her off a point." " Ease her off a point, sir." "I must remind you this is one of His Majesty's ships." "Mr. Edwards, I intend to bring back Fletcher Christian." "Unless he's hanging from a yardarm, not one of His Majesty's ships is safe." "Mutiny and piracy will be rampant in the fleet." " But we'll lose the ship." " Then we'll lose it!" "As long as I have a deck under me, I'll search for that man." "Fourteen!" "To starboard!" "Old Bligh's a seaman." "The rocks are so thick, a fish couldn't swim between them without rubbing off his scales." " By the mark, 8!" "Eight fathom!" "Let's hope we're moored before night or the sharks will have us." "By the mark, 2!" "Breakers ahead." "Hard alee!" "What's happened?" " Hard to port!" " Very good, sir!" "Haul out both of them!" "Get the doors!" "Captain Bligh!" "Captain Bligh!" "Get us out!" "We'll drown!" "Lift with them and turn around!" "Captain Bligh!" "Let us out of here!" "Save your voice, man!" "Take charge of the aft boat." "Captain Bligh, get us out of here!" " Get those men out!" " Aye, aye, sir!" "Come on, men!" "Hurry up, soldier!" " The first boat's ready." " Take them out." "Make for the Australian coast." "Prisoners go with me in the other boat." " Very good, sir." "God be with you." " God be with you." "Hurry up with you down there." "Thank you." "You saved our lives." "Mr. Byam, I wouldn't lose you for a flagship." "Get into the boat!" "How long has this trial been going on?" "About a week now." "They should reach a verdict soon." "Oh, there, there, child." "But they won't let me see him." "Why won't they let me see him?" "If I could see him to talk to him, he'd know I trust him." " He knows that, darling." " Oh, but it's cruel." "Cruel." "They can't hang him!" "There's the signal." "The trial is opened again." "On the 15th day of September, 1792 for mutiny on His Majesty's ship, Bounty." "Call Mr. Fryer." "Mr. Fryer." "Do you swear by God any evidence you give...?" "Besides the leader, did you see any of the prisoners now before this court in arms?" " Yes, milord." " Inform the court." "Seaman Burkitt and Seaman Muspratt were armed with muskets." "Seaman Ellison was armed with a bayonet." "Have any of the accused any questions to put to this witness?" "Yes, milord." "Good morning, Mr. Fryer." "Oh, good morning, lad." "Mr. Fryer, you say I was armed with a bayonet." " Did you see me use it?" " By no means, lad." "Address your replies to the court." "Milord, he didn't use the bayonet." "He merely flourished it under Captain Bligh's nose and called him a few names." "Names?" "What names did he call him?" "Sir, he..." "He called him a bluenosed baboon." "Have you any more questions to ask the witness?" "No, milord." "That is all." "Milord, I should like to ask a few questions of Captain Bligh." "Very well, Captain Nelson." " Call Captain Bligh." " Captain Bligh." "Captain Bligh, in the previous evidence given before this court you failed to make clear one very important point:" "A motive for the mutiny." "Can you tell us why your men took your ship?" "No, sir." "Until I was seized in the cabin, I suspected nothing." "A circumstance occurred the night before which should have aroused my suspicions." "Going on deck, I found Fletcher Christian and Roger Byam talking together at the rail." "I heard Roger Byam say, "You can count on me."" "I heard Christian reply, "Good." "That's settled."" "I saw them shake hands." "I realized afterwards they were plotting to seize the Bounty." "But that's not true, Captain Bligh." "Milord, gentlemen, let me explain." "If the prisoner so desires, he may question the witness." "Captain Bligh, you've not repeated my whole talk with Fletcher Christian." "Did you not hear him tell me about his home in Cumberland?" "I did not." "Well, did you not hear him ask my promise that if he did not return, I would tell his parents what had happened?" "I did not." "I swear before God and before this court that was the content of my talk with Christian." "It had nothing to do with mutiny." "Captain Bligh, apart from the conversation you overheard was Mr. Byam's previous conduct such that you believe him guilty?" "Sir, his entire conduct convinces me that he plotted with Christian." "They were friends before the mutiny." "They remained friends after the mutiny." "When I arrived, the prisoner could've arrested Christian." "But he allowed him to escape." "On his own admittance." "Yes, but you knew I was trapped on the island, perhaps for years." "Outnumbered, unarmed." "I gave my word to Christian not to move against him." "Mr. Byam, if you were loyal when Christian escaped I should have found you dead." "I have nothing more to ask him." "I can only say again to this court, I am not guilty of mutiny." "If that is so, why did you not join your captain when he was cast adrift?" "I was below planning a counterattack to regain the ship from the mutineers." "With whom did you plan the attack?" "Sir, with my messmate, Midshipman Stewart." "Milord Midshipman Stewart died in the Pandora 's boat." ""The Lord is my shepherd." "I shall not want."" "The Lord is my shepherd." "I shall not want." "Can't they ever reach a verdict?" "I'm that sick of waiting, I could stamp on a litter of wildcats and never feel a scratch." "Well, what are you looking at?" "It ain't Tahiti." "It's only Portsmouth." "I thought she might row by in a boat." "Who, the queen?" "No, my wife." "Sorry, lad." "Why can't I see her?" "My wife, my boy that's all I've come back for." "I knew they'd hang me." "But I've got to see them." "I've got to see them!" "Blast these sea captains!" "Who made their sea law?" "God didn't." "The burning killers!" "Lad!" "We're all in the same boat, Tom." "They won't let me see my mother." "Won't you help us now by holding on?" "Yes, sir." "Roger Byam?" "Follow me, please." " Sir Joseph." " My lad, they've reached a verdict." " Watch the dirk." " The dirk?" "The midshipman's dirk will be lying on the table before Lord Hood." "If it lies crosswise, you've been acquitted." "If the point lies toward you, you've been condemned." "God be with you." "Thank you, sir." "Prisoner and escort, halt." "Left, hut." "Have you anything to say before the sentence of this court is passed upon you?" "Milord, much as I desire to live, I'm not afraid to die." "Since I first sailed on the Bounty four years ago I've known how men can be made to suffer worse things than death." "Cruelly, beyond duty, beyond necessity." "Captain Bligh, you've told your story of mutiny on the Bounty." "How men plotted against you, seized your ship cast you adrift in an open boat." "A great venture in science brought to nothing." "Two British ships lost." "But there's another story, Captain Bligh of 10 coconuts and two cheeses." "A story of a man who robbed his seamen, cursed them, flogged them." "Not to punish, but to break their spirit." "A story of greed and tyranny and of anger against it, of what it cost." "One man, milord, would not endure such tyranny." "That's why you hounded him." "That's why you hate him, hate his friends." "And that's why you're beaten." "Fletcher Christian's still free." "But Christian lost too, milord." "God knows he's judged himself more harshly than you could judge him." "I say to his father, he was my friend." "No finer man ever lived." "I don't try to justify his crime, his mutiny but I condemn the tyranny that drove him to it." "I don't speak here for myself alone, but for these men you've condemned." "I speak in their names and Fletcher Christian's name for all men at sea." "These men don't ask for comfort." "They don't ask for safety." "If they could speak to you, they'd say:" ""Let us choose to do our duty willingly." "Not the choice of a slave, but that of free Englishmen."" "They ask only the freedom that England expects for every man." "If one man among you believed that..." "One man." "He could command the fleets of England." "He could sweep the seas for England." "If he called his men to their duty not by flaying their backs but by lifting their hearts their..." "That's all." "Roger Byam, midshipman." "Having heard the evidence against you and having heard your own defense the sentence of this court is you shall suffer death by hanging onboard such of His Majesty's ships of war and at such time as the commissioners for executing the office of lord high admiral of Great Britain and Ireland shall direct." "Prisoner and escort, into file." "Left, turn." "Quick, hut." "I pronounce this court dissolved." "Milord, may I congratulate the court?" "Captain Bligh, in my opinion, your open-boat voyage was the most remarkable conduct of navigation in the history of the sea." "I must admire your seamanship and courage, but..." "Detachment, fall in." "Thanks, mate." "I've seen them, sir, thanks to you and your friends." "The wife, she's well, sir." "And the boy, blow me, I hardly knew him, he's growed so." "You wouldn't believe it, the dead spit of me." "I'm glad, Tom." "Look, sir." "Like the one she gave me the day we sailed for Tahiti." "Do you know, sir, that sailing seems like a dream." "As far away as the islands are." "I remember how Mr. Christian talked to me that day." "Cheered me up, he did." "Where do you think he is now, sir?" "I'd give anything to know." "One thing's certain, he's taken that ship beyond maps." "I wonder if he found his island." " Well, sir, what did you find?" " Your new home, lads." "There she is, Pitcairn's Island." " There's no anchorage, no place to land." " That's why I chose it." "I plan to run the Bounty in head-on, salvage what we can, then burn her." " We'd be fools to burn her." " We'll be fools if we don't." "If there's one spar left in sight, we'll never be safe." " We can't burn the ship." " We can never get back." "There's no way back, lad." "Once ashore, we're there to stay." "But this ship's our last tie with home." "Yon's a lonely rock to die on." "It's enough to live on." "There's sun and earth and water." "It can be a hell or a home as we choose to make it." "We'll remember this as long as we live and regret it." "And remember why we took this ship." "They can't press-gang you there, they can't starve you, and can't flog you." "We're not afraid of a new life." "As long as we can live it with decency and self-respect, we can and we must." "For ourselves and our children." "Well, hands for burning?" " I say burn her, hull and sticks." " Aye, aye." "Very well." "We'll get the women and children ashore and then stand by to take her in." "She makes a grand light, sir." "Good English oak." "Discipline has been maintained." "The mutineers who confessed have been punished." "But we're here to plead for the life of Roger Byam because we believe him innocent." "And there is more at stake here, Your Majesty, than his life." "We do not exaggerate when we say a new understanding between officers and men has come to the fleet." "By returning Byam to duty, Your Majesty will confirm that understanding." "And not for today only, but for all time to come." "Everyone aboard?" " The last shore boat's coming alongside." " Make ready for sea." "Very good, sir." " Ship ready for sea, sir." " Very good." " Midshipman Byam, reporting for duty." " You take the mizzenmast, Byam." " Very glad to have you with us, lad." " Thank you, sir." " May I, Byam?" " Of course." "We're off to the Mediterranean, lad." "We'll sweep the seas for England."

"Hot town Summer in the city" "Back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty" "Been down Isn't it a pity" "Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city" "All around people looking half-dead" "Walkin'on the sidewalk hotter than a match head" "But at night, it's a different world" "Go out and find a girl Come on, come on and dance all night" "Despite the heat it'll be all right" "And, babe don't you know it's a pity" "The days can't be like the nights" "In the summer in the city" "In the summer in the city" "Cool town Evening in the city" "Dressed so fine and looking so pretty" "Cool cat Looking for a kitty" "Gonna look in every corner of the city" "Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop, runnin'" "Allen, Bomb Squad, Special Services..." "State Police and the FBI!" "Lieutenant Jurgenson, you, Palmer!" "I want you to go to St.John's Emergency... in case we got any walk-ins from the street." " Take that down there and get it faxed." " Kramer, get the city engineer!" "I gotta find out a damage report." "It's very important." "Bonwit Teller." "Who the hell would want to blow up a department store?" "Did you ever see a woman miss a shoe sale?" "Connie, I want you to get started on the witness sheet." "Ricky, you and Joe, you make sure the uniforms got it cordoned off there." "And you don't let the damn TV crews in." "Benson!" " Inspector, phone." " Not now." "Benson!" "Traffic!" "We get Fifth Avenue cleared up by 3:00, or we got the traffic jam from hell!" " Walter!" " Yeah?" "I think you'd better take this." "Major Case Unit, Inspector Cobb." "Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fair..." ""Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in. "" "You see, Bonwit's was just to make sure I had your attention." "Is there a detective named McClane there?" " He's on suspension." " No, Walter, he's not." "Not today." " Who is this?" " Call me Simon." " What do you want?" " I want to play a game." " What kind of game?" " "Simon says. "" "Simon's going to tell Lt McClane what to do... and Lt McClane is going to do it." "Noncompliance will result in a penalty." "What penalty?" "Another big bang in a very public place." "What is it that you want Lt McClane to do?" "Simon says Lt McClane is to go to the corner... of 138th Street und Amsterdam... which is in Harlem if I'm not mistaken." "Kowalski!" "Lambert!" "Do you know where to find McClane?" "Well, I kinda doubt you're gonna find him in church." "Well, you better find out what rock he's under... and kick it over." "John." " Thanks." "Gimme some more." "Come on." "Jesus,John." "You look like shit." "Where did we leave off with that roster?" "We got three killings in Red Hook the past two nights." "Put Miner on it." "And Genetti." "The mayor's office will call before the day's out." "Next, 14 dump trucks stolen from a yard in Staten Island." "Fourteen!" "Jesus!" "Is somebody starting a construction company?" "Nah, it was John's landlady going to clean his apartment." "Insurance fraud." "That's a priority out in California." "The contractor splits the money with the thieves." "We had that out in Jersey a couple years ago,Joe." "Remember?" " See what Kelly can do with it." " Oh, wow." "Hey, what was the lottery number last night?" " 4667." " 4667." "You still betting' your badge, Rick?" "Yeah, 6991 every week." "6991 , lucky number." "Half the cops in New York play their badges." "How're the kids,John?" "I hear they're okay." "Did you talk with Holly?" " No, I didn't talk to Holly." " Coming up on it, Inspector." "Is it hot in here, or am I just scared to death?" "You wanna make sure the gun's secure?" "Yeah, it's good." "You know, you're the first woman since Holly who's seen me do this." " I'm honoured." " Yeah, so was she." "So, where's the backup gonna be?" "We're gonna drop back to 128th Street." "What?" "Ten blocks?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Oh, man, that's just great!" "Hey, Walter, what is all this about, huh?" " If we don't do it, this guy says he's gonna blow up another public place." " Well, why me?" " What does it got to do with me?" " I have no idea." "He just said it had to be you." "It's nice to be needed." " Frankly,John, you haven't been" " Hey, Walter, how 'bout you mind your fucking business about Holly, huh?" "Between you and Simon, you're fucking up a perfectly good hangover." "Okay." "We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes." "Take your time." "I expect to be dead in four." "Let's go, Billy!" "Oh, man." " Hey, yo, Uncle." " Come look at this." "It's ten after 9:00." "Why aren't you in school?" " Tony wants to sell you this." " Tony?" "That no-neck dude they call Bad T?" "He says he found it in a Dumpster." "He keeps stealing from people, they're gonna find him in a Dumpster." "No, he didn't steal it." "He says his uncle gave it to him." "Mm-hmm." "Hand me that newspaper over there." "Don't ever let people use you." "You're runnin' all over town with stolen property." "If you get caught, you get in trouble... while he gets to deny the whole thing and walk away." "You" " You mean you want us to take it back to Tony?" "No, I'll take it back to Tony, with a message." " Now, where you goin'?" " School." " Why?" " To get educated?" " Why?" " So we can go to college." " And why is that important?" " To get "espect."" ""Respect." And who's the bad guys?" " Guys who sell drugs." " Guys who have guns." " And who's the good guys?" " We're the good guys." " Who's gonna help you?" " Nobody." " So who's gonna help you?" " We're gonna help ourselves." " And who do we not want to help us?" " White people." " White people." "That's right." "Now, get on outta here." "Go to school." " Uncle, you better come look at this." " What?" "There's a white man standing in the street." " I seen one." " Not like this." "Dial 9-1 -1 ." "Tell the police to get up here quick." "Somebody's about to get killed." "And get your butts to school." "You hear me?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " All right." " I paid 500 bucks" " You better back off, man." " Hey, man!" " He ain't so big." " Morning." " Good morning." "You having a nice day, sir?" "You feeling all right?" "Not to get too personal... but a white man standin' in the middle of Harlem... wearin' a sign that says "I hate niggers"... has either got some serious personal issues... or not all his dogs are barkin'." "Hey, I'm talkin' to you!" "Now, you got about ten seconds before those guys see you." "When they do, they will kill you." "You understand?" "You are about to have a very bad day." "Tell me about it." "Sir, this is a police matter." " For your own safety, I'm gonna ask you to step across the street." " You damn right it's a police matter!" "For your own safety, I suggest you hide your butt in my shop till the police get here." "What the fuck?" "Aw, shit." " Listen, I'm a cop." "I'm on a case." " What?" "Somebody blew up Bonwit Teller's an hour ago." "Did you hear about that on the news?" " Yeah." " The same asshole that did that said..." "I gotta come to Harlem and do this or he's gonna blow up something else." " Do you understand?" " Shit, shit, shit." " Listen, I got a gun." "You should get across the street." " They got ten guns." " You should get across the street!" " Look, start acting crazy, all right?" " What?" " Like Looney Tunes." "You know, like Bellevue?" " Hey, Zeus, this a friend of yours?" " He look like a friend of mine?" "I think the dude just escaped from some hospital." "You know, like Bellevue?" "I am the voice of my own god." "And my god did" "I told the librarian that I had a bad headache, but she didn't believe me." "I really do have a bad headache, though." "I have a very bad headache!" " And my head does not feel" " Oh, man, shut the fuck" " Who in the fuck" " You've made a very bad mistake." " Kick his ass." " Put it through his head." " Bust his head." "Cut this shit off!" "Fellas!" "Fellas!" "Nature boy here hates niggers." "Now, what are we gonna do about that?" " Fight him!" " Yo, yo, yo, yo!" "Hold up!" "Hold up!" "Hold up!" " Oh, shit!" " Yeah!" "Get him!" "Get him!" " Back!" "Back up!" " Hey, what you trippin' on?" " Back the fuck up!" "Now!" " Hey, you better quit that, boy!" "Come on, man, get up." "Get up!" "Get outta here!" "Stop the c-- Stop the goddam cab!" " Don't shoot!" "No, don't shoot me!" "Don't shoot!" " Don't move that cab!" "Get up!" " Come on, get up!" " Yo, you sayin' you gonna kill us?" "I mean it!" "I don't want to, but I will!" "You know I will!" "Come on." "Drive!" "Drive!" " Drive!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Drive, goddam it!" " Oh!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Drive!" "Drive!" "Don't stop!" "Don't stop!" "Just keep driving!" "Run the red light!" "Drive!" " Don't shoot me, man!" "That's all I got!" " That's all I got." " Man, put that fuckin' money away!" " Nobody's robbing you, asshole!" " Don't kill me!" " Nobody's gonna kill you!" " Shit!" "Just run all the lights!" "Drive!" " Oh, man!" "Damn!" " We got a bus." " That cut deep?" " How the hell would I know?" "Just keep pressure on it." "Oh, fuck!" "Jesus, right?" "John McClane." "I owe you one." " Damn right, you owe me!" " You got any idea what those guys are doin' to my shop right now?" " Chill out,Jesus!" " We'll send a car for-- - "Chill out"?" "What the fuck?" "Are you tryin' to relate to me?" " Talk like a white man!" " Okay.Jesus, I'm sorry you got involved, all right?" "Why do you keep calling me Jesus?" "I look Puerto Rican to you?" " Guy back there called you Jesus, didn't he?" " He didn't say Jesus!" " He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus." " Zeus?" "Yeah, Zeus!" "As in father of Apollo!" "Mount Olympus!" ""Don't fuck with me, or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass!"" "Zeus!" "You got a problem with that?" " No, I don't have a problem with that." " Shit!" " Downtown." "Police Plaza." " Oh-ho!" "That's just great." "Get a record of all his collars, recent releases... and a list of anybody else he might have looked at sideways." "It's probably as long as your arm, so I'm gonna need some help with it." "It's textbook megalomania." "It's a pathological state... in which fantasies of control or omnipotence predominate." "He wants control over him." "He wants control over his actions, over his thoughts, even his emotions." "Sounds like you got a secret admirer,John." "Yeah, maybe he'll send me some flowers." " Everybody knows you like pansies." " It's not that kind of emotion." " This guy is ugly." " How is that?" "Nothin' wrong with him a shower wouldn't cure." "Beer is normally taken internally,John." "Just get me some aspirins, will ya?" " Yeah, okay." "Hold this here." "This is Fred Schiller,John, and he's a" "A shrink." "Yeah, I got it." "Yes." "I was saying that we're dealing... with a megalomaniacal personality with possible paranoid schizophrenia." "Hey, hey, how about we just skip down to the part where you tell me what the fuck this has to do with me, huh?" "I don't know." "I mean, what I do know is it does have specifically to do with you." "This guy wants to pound on you till you crumble." "He wants you to dance to his tune and then" "Put on a dress and fuck me?" "I was going to say kill you." "Pick up five, goddam it!" "He's sitting on an awful lot of rage... and it could be manifested physically if he's stressed." "Somebody he arrested?" "Somebody he pissed off?" " That could be one hell of a long list." " Fuck you,Joe." "See, these people don't like to work anonymously." "They want you to know who's doing it to you." "So this name "Simon" is probably not an alias." "It's probably "Simon" or some variation." ""Simon, Robert E. Busted in '86, extortion, kidnapping, ten to fifteen." "Did seven years for good behaviour." "Released on a state work-furlough two months ago."" " Check it." " Thanks, Rick." "Bob Simons was a bankrupt businessman who kidnapped his partner's daughter." "He's a fuckup, not a psycho." "The guy we're lookin' for is nuts." "A nut who knows a lot about bombs." "We found this in a playground." "Professional!" "Very cool stuff." "You know, boom!" " You think you should slam it around like that, Charlie?" " When it's unmixed, you can't hurt it." "This stuff is cutting edge." "It's a binary liquid." " A what?" " Like epoxy." "Two liquids." "Either one by itself... you got nothin', but mix 'em" "Ricky." "Charlie, you're gonna be wearing that shirt up your ass!" " Christ Almighty, Charlie!" " Like I said, very cool stuff." "Now, with a package like this, you get a warning." "Now, the bomb has to arm itself." "You'll see the red liquid pump into the clear before it detonates." " How long before?" " Ten seconds, two minutes." "Could be anything." "But once it's mixed, be somewhere else." "This stuff has gotta be pretty rare." "We oughta be able to find out if any of it's missin' somewhere." "I already did." "Livermore Labs theft over the weekend." "He got enough to make another one,Joe?" " About 2,000 pounds." " Of that?" "Well, the detonating mechanism could be anything-- radio, electrical." "Hell, you could use a beeper and phone it in." " Inspector?" "Inspector, it's him." " He's got a double Alberti feedback loop on it." " A nasty little trick I believe once used in Lebanon." " Charlie." "Charlie!" " Charlie, shh!" " What?" "Wanna start the trace?" "Simon." "He wore the board, walked the street and survived." " Where are my pigeons now?" " Pigeons?" "I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day." "Why was it they did go?" "You cannot tell." "You do not know." " You mean McClane?" " No, I mean Santa Claus." " Yeah, I'm here." " Ah, there after all." "And your friend?" "Carver!" "Carver!" "Come on." "We need you in the other room." " Let's go!" "Come on!" " They need you." "Go." " Yeah, he's here too." " And may I speak with him?" "Well, is the ebony Samaritan there now?" " You got a problem with ebony?" " No, no." "My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane." "You interfered with a well-laid plan." "Yeah?" "Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass." "That was not smart." "There are lives at stake here!" " Not enough time, Inspector." " You better hope he calls back." "He will." "Ricky, you wanna tell those people to shut the hell up out there!" "Hey, keep it down here!" "Simon, he wasn't speaking for all of us." "That was unpleasant." "Don't let it happen again." " So, what's your name, boy?" " Don't call me "boy."" "I'm sorry." "It was a poor attempt at humour." "I was going to send you home with a chiding..." " but now I think perhaps you should join the game." " We got him!" "It's a pay phone in Oslo." " No, w-wait, they say it's Juarez, Mexico." " Norway?" "No, wait." "No, wait." "N-Now they're saying it's Juarez, Mexico." "Forget it!" "Australia?" "He's scrambling up their system." "They don't know where he is." "Having fun with the phone company, are we?" "Simon says, McClane and the Samaritan... will go to the subway station at 72nd and Broadway." "I will call you in 15 minutes on the pay phone outside the station." "No police." "Failure to answer will constitute noncompliance." "Do you understand me,John?" "Oh, yes, I understand." "I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko... that likes to play kids games, that's what I understand." " Hardly." " Hardly?" "Well, then, who are you?" "Somebody I sent up?" "What'd you do?" "Shoplifting?" "Purse snatching?" "Cross dressing?" "What?" "You c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-chair with you in it." "My ch-ch-ch-chair with me in it?" "Ooh-hoo!" "That's very exciting." "Let me ask you a question, bonehead." "Why are you trying to k-k-k-kill me?" " John,John, calm yourself." " Huh?" "Why don't you come on down here to Police Plaza... and we'll figure this out like a couple of men, huh?" "Just come on down here." " If killing you was all I wanted..." " Simon, this is Inspector Cobb." " you'd be dead by now." "I can appreciate your feelings for McClane... but believe me, the jerk isn't worth it." "He's stepped on so many toes in this department... by this time next month he's gonna be a security guard." "His own wife wants nothing to do with him... and he's about two steps shy of becoming a full-blown alcoholic." "One step." "One step." "Now listen to me." "You sound like a real smart guy." "What is it that you want?" "Are you talking about money?" "Well, whatever, whatever." "McClane is a toilet bug." "Now what would it take just to forget him and live happily ever after?" "You know, money is shit to me." "I would not give up McClane for all the gold in your Fort Knox." "72nd Street subway, pay phone, 15 minutes." "McClane and the Samaritan." "If you're competent in the least, you've found the briefcase... so you know what I mean by penalty." "I wanna thank you for that vote of confidence, Walter." "Well, I thought it was worth a try." "This guy's a raving maniac." "Well, he-he couldn't be any clearer if he got it from a case history." "He gave you clues to his identity." "He spoke German." "He called it "your Fort Knox."" "And he stammered when McClane pushed him." "Now, you believe this guy really can't be bought?" "There's no chance." "The very mention of money only enraged him further." " What's that?" " It's your shield." " You askin' me to be a cop again, Walter?" " Ricky, get him his gun, all right?" " You didn't answer my question." "Hey!" "Joe, this time they" " You didn't answer my question, Walter." " Are you done, Lieutenant?" "Now, you two better get going if you're going to get up to 72nd Street on time." "Joe, this time they go with backup." " You got it." " Come on, you guys!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "I'm not goin' anywhere." " Simon says you gotta go!" " I'm not jumpin' through hoops for some psycho!" "That's a white man with white problems." "You deal with him." " Call me when he crosses 110th Street." " Hey!" "Why'd you save my ass?" "I didn't." "I stopped a white cop from gettin' killed in Harlem." "One white cop gets killed today... tomorrow we got a thousand white cops, all of 'em with itchy trigger fingers." " Got it?" " Get him back." " Charlie, where'd you find that bomb?" " Chinatown." "Shit." "Zeus!" "Yo, partner!" "Wait up!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "I ain't your partner." "I ain't your neighbour, your brother or your friend." "I'm your total stranger." "Okay, stranger... you know where that park is at 115th Street and St Nicholas?" " Yeah, it's in Harlem." " Where do you think we found that bomb?" "Listen, this guy doesn't care about skin colour, even if you do." " What am I doin'?" " Cheer up." "Things could be worse." "I was workin' on a nice, fat suspension... smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo." "Come on." "Is that the phone?" "Okay, they made it to the phone, but there's a problem." "Well, what do you mean?" "How big a problem?" "Oh, about 300 pounds." " And they're probably going to end up having to get an operation." " Ma'am?" "Excuse me, ma'am." " We need this phone for official police business." " Do you mind!" " Honey, I'm a cop." "I need the phone right now." " I'm sorry, but I can no" "Get off the damn phone, lady!" "Police business!" " Well, I never!" " I can get used to this." "I'm sure you can find a phone across the street, ma'am." "Let's get something straight." "I'm the only one here on official police business." " Don't ever do that shit again." " Let's get somethin' else straight." "You need me a lot more than I need you." "You don't like the way I do things, fine." "I quit." "I don't know." "All right, I need you." "All right, I need you more than you need me." " Hello!" " Birds of a feather flock together." "So do pigs and swine." "Rats and mice have their chance, as will I have mine." "Nice." "Rhymes." " Why was the phone busy?" "Who were you calling?" " The Psychic Hotline." "I'd advise you to take this more seriously." "Look, it's a public phone!" "What do you want me to say?" "You can simply say there was a fat woman on it, and it took you a minute to get her off!" "." "Now,John, there's a significant amount of explosive... in the trash receptacle next to you." "Try to run, and it goes up now." "Nobody's gonna run, but I got a hundred people out here!" "That's the point." "Now, do I have your attention?" "As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives." "Every wife had seven sacks." "Every sack had seven cats." "Every cat had seven kittens." "Kittens, cats, sacks and wives." "How many were going to St Ives?" "My phone number is 555" " No, no, no!" "Wait!" "I didn't get all that!" "Say it again!" " Not a chance." " My phone number is 555 and the answer." " But I didn't" "Call me in 30 seconds or die." " All right, seven guys with seven wives makes" " Shut up, McClane." "I'm good at this." " Seven guys with seven wives makes" " Shut the fuck up, McClane!" "He said seven wives with seven sacks." " Seven times seven is 49." "Now tell me the rest." " Seven wives?" " Uh, a sack with-- s-seven sacks with seven" " Weren't you listening?" " Yeah, I was listening." "I didn't hear every fuckin' thing" " What the heck is wrong with you?" " Well, I" " Besides having a bad fuckin' hangover, for one thing!" " All right, all right, all right." "Seven wives times seven, 49." "With seven cats." "Seven times 49 is 343, right?" " What, are you asking me or telling me?" " I'm telling you. 343 times seven is" "One, zero, 24. 2,401 ." "That's what you got, right?" "Yeah, that's what I got." "Is that it, 2,401 ?" " That's it." "Dial. 5 5 5-2401 ." " 5 5 5-2401 ." " No, wait, wait!" "It's a trick." "It's a trick." " What?" "What?" "What do you mean?" " I forgot about the man." " What man?" "Fuck the man!" "We got ten seconds left!" "He said how many were going to St Ives, right?" "The riddle begins:" "As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives." " The guy and his wives aren't goin' anywhere." " What are they doing?" "Sittin' in the fuckin' road waiting' on a mo-- How the hell should I know, McClane?" " Well, who's going to St Ives then?" " The guy.Just the guy." "Just one guy?" "Just one guy." " The answer's one." " How do you dial one?" " 5 5 5-0001 ." " Zero, zero, one.Just one guy's going?" " Hello,John." "Yeah, piece of cake." "Give us somethin' harder next time." " But you're ten seconds late." " No, no!" "The answer is one!" "The" " Boom." " There's a bomb in the trash!" "Get down!" " Everybody, get down!" "Get down!" "There's a bomb!" "Everybody, get down!" "There's a bomb!" "Get down!" "There's a bomb!" " Welcome to New York." " Really." "They were just talking." "Here, you can have it." "Come on." " Come on, let's go." " I'm getting outta here right now." " I told you it wasn't a bomb." " I thought there was a bomb!" "No bomb." " Yeah." " I didn't say "Simon says. "" "It's 9:50,John." "The number 3 train is arriving now." "I left something provocative on that train,John." "Simon says, get to the pay phone... next to the news kiosk in Wall Street Station by 10:20..." " Half an hour." " or the number 3 train and its passengers vaporize." "Use any means of travel other than civilian, I blow the train." "Attempt to evacuate the subway, I blow the train." "I'll call you in 30 minutes." "Be there." " We're fucked." " Ninety blocks in 30 minutes?" "In New York traffic?" "It could be double that." "We don't even have a car!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "I'm a cop!" "I'm a cop!" " I am requisitioning this car for official police business." " Hey, what are you doing?" " Thank you very much." "Get in!" "Get in!" " What the fuck you doing to my car?" " Pretty slick." "Listen, I used to drive a cab." "The fastest way south is" "What the fuck are you doing?" " What were you sayin'?" " I was saying I used to drive a cab." "Ninth Avenue is the fastest way south." "But we seem to be going east." "Where the hell are you going, McClane?" "I told you Ninth Avenue was the quickest way south!" " Stop with that goddam yelling!" "I know what I'm doing!" " Not even God knows what you're doing!" "They're headed east on 72nd towards the park." " But Wall Street is south!" " Man, stop yelling at me!" "I got a bad headache!" "And the best way south is not Ninth Avenue, it's through the park." "Oh, dear." "I told you the park drive is always jammed." "I didn't say park drive." "I said through the park." "Shit!" "We lost 'em." "They're in the park headed south." " Get outta here!" " Fucking prick!" "I got him, Connie." "He's taking the scenic route." " Outta the way!" " Oh, man." "Get out!" "Get outta there!" "Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it!" "Oh, my God!" "Are you" " Are you aiming for these people?" "No." "Well, maybe that mime." "Whoa!" "Tree!" "Tree!" "Tree!" "Oh!" " Whoa!" " What's goin' on here?" "Look out!" "Whoa!" " Tree!" "Tree!" "Just hang on." "Rock!" "Rock!" "Rock!" "Whoa!" "Hey, look out down there!" "McClane!" "McClane, watch it." "McClane!" "Come on!" "Outta the way!" " How do Catholics do their thing?" " North, south, west, east." " How much time?" " Twenty-seven minutes." "Ha!" "72nd and Broadway to Central Park South in three minutes!" "That's gotta be a fuckin' record." "Come on, get out" "Yeah." "Now what?" " We need a fire truck." " What?" "To follow." " 9-1-1." " Lt John McClane, NYPD." "Access number 7479." "Calling from a civilian transmitter." " Get me an emergency dispatcher right away." " Dispatch." "Go ahead." "I got two officers down at the corner of 14th Street and Ninth Avenue!" "Need an ambulance!" "Over!" "Emergency calls on the west side go to Roosevelt Hospital." "That's two blocks from here." " Slow the fuck down, McClane!" " Kinda like football, isn't it?" " What?" " Get yourself a blocker and head for the end zone!" "If you'd said Wall Street, we could've followed him all the way." "Wrong!" "South of 14th Street's a different hospital!" " Oh." " St Luke's." "Hang on." " Time?" " 10:02." "We're halfway there with 1 8 minutes to go." "Fuck this!" "Hang on." "Hang on." "Get outta there!" "Slide over and take the wheel." " Where you goin'?" " We should be ahead of that train, right?" " You're not gonna get on that train" " I'm gonna get on that train!" "You gotta get to that pay phone by 10:20!" " What are you gonna do?" " I'm gonna get that bomb." "Listen, you fail, I cover your ass." "I fail, you cover my ass." " And if we both fail?" " Then we're both fucked." "Go now!" "Drive!" "Get to that phone booth by 10:20!" "Go!" "My lucky fuckin' day." "Shit!" "Look out, ma'am!" "Look out!" "Look out!" "Look out!" "Get outta the way!" "This is a bad idea!" "Oh!" "Whoa!" " Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" " Hey!" "Just get outta the way, please!" " 112 Wall Street." " Wait." "This isn't a taxi." "You don't understand." "Your light's on." "I'll make it simple." "112 Wall Street, or I'll have your medallion suspended." "What, you don't like white people?" "112 Wall Street?" "You got it." "Come on." "Fuck!" "Move your legs, sir." "Get your legs outta the way!" "Sorry." "Sorry." " Hey!" "Excuse me!" " 1 823405" "Hey!" "Shit!" "Excuse me!" "Watch out!" "Excuse me, sir." "Pardon me, please." "Excu" " Will you step outta here for a minute." " What?" "I'm a cop." "Step out of here for a minute, please." "Will ya?" "Excuse me, please!" "Let me get through here, please!" " It's him." " Excuse me." "Excuse me, please." "Pardon." "Excuse me, sir, but I'm expecting a call." "I need that phone." "Why don't you use the other phone?" "Sir, please." "I need to use that phone." "Hey, listen, bro, I was here first." ""Bro"?" "Get away from the goddam phone!" "Put your hands up!" " I have to answer that phone." "Just shut up and get 'em in the air!" "Watch it!" "Excuse me!" "Pardon me!" "Watch, watch your back!" "Watch it!" "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a New York police officer." "I'm gonna ask you to calmly and quietly start moving towards the other end of the car." "Go now, please!" "Go now!" "Fuck!" "Let's go!" "Watch it!" "Watch out!" "Watch" " Watch it!" "Go!" "I have to answer that phone." "Get 'em up!" "Look, if you have to shoot me... then you go ahead and you shoot me!" "But I have to answer this phone, all right?" " I'm here." " And McClane?" "He's on his way." "Uh, you know, he's a little slow." "He's kinda out of shape." "The rules applied to both of you." "I'm afraid this is noncompliance." "Goodbye." "Trust me, guys." "Duck." "Hey, get outta there!" "Get outta there!" "Duck, asshole!" "Oh, my God!" "McClane?" "What?" "You can see right down into the subway." "How many fire trucks do you count?" " You guys!" "You guys!" " How can you see it from up here?" "Damn!" "Get in there." "Officer, tell those people to get the hell back, will ya?" "We got a shitload of cuts and bruises, a couple concussions... some old guy's pacemaker stopped, and a pregnant girl's water broke." "And that's all." "How're you doin',John?" "Still can't hear too good." "Well, it's a miracle you're still alive." "It's a goddam miracle." " Yeah, that's the problem,Joe." " What?" "The miracle part." "What are the odds of us makin' it down here on time?" " Zip." " That bomb was gonna go off no matter what." "He wanted it to go off right down here." "Take this off me, Dave." "Well, what's so special about this place?" " I don't know." "Something just doesn't add up." " Lt McClane?" "Huh?" "They're asking for you and a Mr Carver." " Where?" "John?" "John, this is Andy Cross with the FBI." " This is MrJarvis." "He's, uh" " I'm, uh, with another agency." " It's good to meet you." " This is Lt McClane." "This is Mr Carver." "Uh, we've got a couple of questions first." "Do you recognize this guy?" " No." " How about this one?" " Mm-mm." " How about you?" "Did you recognize the voice on the phone?" "No." "Did you, uh, notice any cars following you?" " No." " Anybody following you at all?" "Any kind of surveillance?" "Telephone?" "House?" "Anything unusual at all?" "Well, now that you mention it, I have experienced a-- you know, like a burning sensation between my toes." "I thought it was just some athlete's foot or something." "I don't know." "We read your jacket, Lieutenant." "We were told you would be cooperative." " Cooperate with what?" "What do you mean cooperate?" " Hey, now wait a minute." "He will be." " We're wasting time here in this goddam van." " You wanna share information... how about sending a little our way as well?" " Look, we wanna hear what he knows first." " What the hell?" " You give us pictures, and then you" " Look, we want to hear what he knows first." "Hey, I know as much as you know." "All right?" "There's a guy out there setting' off bombs." "He calls himself Simon." "He speaks with a German accent." "And, for some reason, he's very angry with me." "Now, maybe you can tell me why, fellas." "Huh?" "The first man there is Methias Targo." "Was Hungarian army." "Explosives expert." "Now we believe he's working for the Iranians." " Working?" " Freelance terrorism, by contract." " Who's the girl?" " Targo's other half." "Rumour is the Israelis slipped a bomb in between their sheets." "Uh, he wasn't at home, but they think maybe they got her." "The second man was an obscure colonel in the East German army." "He ran an infiltration unit." "The kind of thing the Nazis did at the Battle of the Bulge." " English-speaking troops" " Yeah, yeah, I saw the movie." "All we know of him is the G.D.R. medical records show he suffers from migraines." "His name is Peter Krieg." "Well, that is an exceptional report, fellas." "Now do you wanna tell me what the hell this has to do with me?" "The name Gruber mean anything to you, Lieutenant?" " It rings a bell, yeah." " LA." " What?" " That thing in the building in LA." "Peter Krieg was born..." "Simon Peter Gruber." "He's Hans Gruber's brother." " Oh, shit." " Yeah, it's that thing in LA." "We figure he's got you fitted up for a toe tag... and he's gonna do anything to get it tied." "Inspector!" "Inspector, it's him!" "Don't let him know we're here." " Simon." " Inspector." "Now, who from the FBI is in the van, I wonder?" "Let's see." "Almost certainly Cross." " Come on, Andrew." "Say hello." " Hello." "And I know you never run alone, so say hello, Bill." "Still trying to butch up by chewing on your glasses, huh?" "This, gentlemen, as they say, is where the plot thickens." "I have put 2,400 pounds of explosive... in one of the 1,446 schools in greater New York." "It is fitted with a timer set to explode at exactly 3:00 pm." "Thank you." "Your silence says I'm understood." "Did you say 2,400 pounds?" "Yes, but please don't interrupt again." "Simon says, if you attempt to evacuate schools... the bomb will be detonated by radio." "And, gentlemen, someone will be watching." "Repeat, one school will be dismissed at 3:00 pm, permanently." " Unless" " Unless what?" "Unless John McClane and his new best friend complete the tasks I set them." "John, are you listening?" "Yeah." "The pay phone beyond Hope, Tomkins Square Park." "Twenty minutes." "Go by foot." "No rush." "If you're really clever, you'll learn the location of the bomb and the code to disarm it." "Oh, and by the way, gentlemen... we got something of a bargain on radio detonators." "The only problem is the darn things seem to respond... to police and FBI frequencies." "So, if I were you, I'd keep off your radios." "Simon, wait." "Twenty-four hundred pounds of that liquid stuff." "My God." "Get me the commissioner." "He's doing a press conference." "He's supposed to be here in half an hour." "All right, Ricky, get every senior officer on the site and get 'em here right away." "You're not gonna give me any jurisdictional nonsense on this?" "I got two kids in the school on 64th Street." " What can I do to help you?" " How many men have you got?" "Seventy-five." "But if I push the panic button, I can get 500 from Washington." " When?" " 2:30, 3:00." "Between now and then" "We're gonna have to do this all by ourselves." "Let's go." "And Tomkins Square Park is more than two miles away, so you guys better get running." "No radios." "You take my telephone." "You get anything, you call me through the switchboard." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Find that bomb." " Ricky, where are they?" " Right over here." " The senior man present is Chief Allen." " Chief of what?" " Transit." " Okay, thanks, Ricky." "Gentlemen, we have a decision to make." "Chief Allen." "The man who has done this has told us that he has planted... another very large bomb in a school here in the New York area." "And he has told us that we cannot evacuate, but he has not said that we cannot search." "Now, I recommend we get everybody, and I mean everybody" "I'm talking about police, transit, sanitation, fire... even the goddam librarians-- and we start searching schools, and I mean right now." "I'm talking about a thousand buildings within the city limits... and we have three hours and 15 minutes to do it in." "Now, I'd like to keep the media out of this as long as possible... because if they get in, we've got a panic." "Are we in agreement?" "Come on, guys." "Let's go!" "Move it out." "Move it out." "No radio contact." "No radio contact." "They bought it." "You can begin." "Hook, line... and sinker." "All right now, men." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Hey, hold on." "Let me go over there." " I gotta get through!" "Sergeant Turley!" "Sergeant Turley!" "In the last five minutes, the volume of calls in here has tripled!" " What the hell is goin' on?" " Stop." "Let me explain." "For the rest of the day, we're supposed to handle the department's communications." "What do you mean "handle"?" "They're shutting down the police band." "All calls will be coming through this switchboard." "And I'm gonna marry Donald Trump!" "Walsh, what's going on?" "Why'd everybody tear out of here?" "Come on, Pamela." "Look at your watch!" "It's comin' up on shift change." "The bean counters are worried about overtime... so we sent everybody back to the precinct to punch out." " The next shift is gonna be here in a minute." " You are so full of shit, Walsh!" "Thank you." "What the hell?" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Detective, Bob Thompson, city engineer's office." "We'd like to get an idea of the damage." "Man, you guys really got here fast." "Well, it's Wall Street, sir." "A lot of money here." "A lot of opinion makers the mayor doesn't wanna piss off, you know?" "Is this it?" "Holy Toledo!" "Somebody had fun." "I'd appreciate it if you'd show my associates the way down." "Yeah." "Yeah, sure.Jimmy!" "You got the flashlight?" "Murphy, come on, you too!" " Rick Walsh." "John Gunther." "Come on, gentlemen." "Let's go!" "You were probably at the World Trades." "You know what that mess was." "Please inform Mr Little that Mr Vanderfloog is here." "Mr Vanderfloog?" "There's a Mr Vanderfloog for Mr Little." "Go down 20 metres!" "Come on!" " A lot of steam down here." " Yeah, yeah." "We snapped a couple of the steam pipes." "It's like a sauna." "We got the subway guys to shut down the third rail." " It's on emergency lighting." " Yeah, emergency lights, and there's still some light" " Hey!" "No shooting!" "Speak English!" "Otto doesn't speak English, do you, Otto?" " Where the hell did we get this guy?" " He's one of Targo's thugs." "Pull all the way up!" "Pull all the way!" "Pull all the way!" "So what's up with this LA thing?" "You famous or somethin'?" "Yeah, for about five minutes." " Don't tell me." "Rodney King, right?" " Fuck you." " You know this guy Simon we're talking to?" " Yeah." "I threw his little brother off the 3 2nd floor of Nakatomi Towers out in LA." "I guess he's a little pissed off about it." "Wait a minute." "You mean to tell me I'm in this shit... 'cause some white cop threw some white asshole's brother off a roof?" "Mr Vanderfloog?" "Felix Little, corporate relations." "Sorry you had to wait, but apparently there was an explosion in the subway." "It's played hell with our alarms, I'm afraid." "I trust there's nothing wrong." "Oh, no." "Good Lord, no." "Safe and secure." "Now, you were concerned about a currency exchange?" "W-We are not a commercial bank, in the normal sense." "We're" " We're primarily, uh... governments, central banks, that sort of thing." " Apart from the depository, of course." " Of course." "Yeah." "And you are in the flower business, Mr Vanderfloog?" "Back!" "Back!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Oh, no, Mr Vanderfloog, that's the vault elevator." "I'm sorry." "Our alarms are sonic and seismic... two things which, I'm afraid, do not react well to explosions." "You know, th-this subway business has knocked all our systems into a cocked hat." "In fact, we've had to give up and pull the plug on the whole thing." " The repair people are downstairs now." " Good Lord!" "Yes, yes." "Heavens to Betsy!" "If anyone knew!" "But I thought this was a currency exchange." "Oh, I think we'll go straight to the withdrawal." "Hey, Captain, you wanna come down here and take a look at this?" "Somethin's going on." "What do you think, guys?" "You'll be able to fix that?" "Just a minute now." "Okay, I'll be right back." "Down!" "Stay back!" "Stay back!" "Come on." "Come on." "Shit." " Come on." " Front desk." "Yes." "Call the police." "Get your ass down here right now!" "I'm under attack!" "Hey,just relax, mate." "Maybe you'll live through this." "Shit!" "I think he's dead, my dear." "All right." "Let's see to the office work." "$140 billion." "Ten times what's in Kentucky." "Fort Knox." "Ha!" "It's for tourists." "Yeah." "McClane." "John,you're out of shape?" "You barely made it." "Yeah, well, we all barely make it." "What do you want us to do?" "What has four legs and is always ready to travel?" " Huh?" "What?" " What did he say?" "What has four legs and is always ready to travel?" "What's the matter with you?" "Don't you have kids?" "That's an elephant joke." "Whoa." "That a bomb?" " Yeah." "Go, go ahead and grab it." " No." "You're the cop." " Man, Simon said you're supposed to be helpin' with this." " I'm helpin'." " Well, when're you gonna start helping'?" " After you get the bomb." " Careful." " I'm being careful." " Don't open it." " What?" "I gotta open it." "Uh, it's gonna be all right." "Shit!" "Shit!" "I told you not to open it!" "I trust you see the message." "It has a proximity circuit, so, please, don't run." "Yeah, I got it." "We're not gonna run." "How do we turn this thing off?" "On the fountain there should be two jugs." "Do you see them?" "A five-gallon and a three-gallon." "Fill one of the jugs with exactly four gallons of water... and place it on the scale and the timer will stop." "You must be precise." "One ounce more or less will result in detonation." "If you're still alive in five minutes, we'll speak then." "Wait!" "Wait a sec" " I don't get it." "Do you get it?" " No." "Get the jugs." "Obviously, we can't fill the three-gallon jug with four gallons of water, right?" " Obviously." " All right." "I know." "Here we go." " We fill the three-gallon jug exactly to the top, right?" " Uh-huh." "Okay." "Now, we pour that three gallons into the five-gallon jug... giving us exactly three gallons in the five-gallon jug, right?" " Right." "Then what?" " Okay." "Now, take the three-gallon jug, fill that a third of the way up" " No, no, no." "He said be precise." "Exactly four gallons." " Shit!" "Every cop in 50 miles is runnin' his ass off, and I'm out here playin' kids games in a park." "Hey!" "You wanna focus on the problem at hand?" "I thought you said you knew!" "You said don't say anything if you don't know!" "I thought you said" " Gimme the fuckin' jug." "We're startin' over." " No!" "We can't start over!" "We can't start over!" " Pour that out!" "We're startin' over!" "We can't start over." "Gimme the fuckin' jug, or I'm gonna put my foot up your ass, you dumb mother" " Say it!" "Say it!" " What?" " You were gonna call me a nigger, weren't you?" " No, I wasn't!" " Yes, you were." "What were you gonna call me?" " Asshole!" "How's that, asshole?" "You got some fuckin' problem with me 'cause I'm white, Zeus?" "Is that it?" "Huh?" "Have I oppressed you?" "Have I oppressed your people somehow?" "I'll tell you what your problem is." "You don't like me 'cause you're a racist!" " What?" " You're a racist." "You don't like me 'cause I'm white." "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!" "How much time?" "Aw, shit!" "We got less than a minute." "Throw this thing away." "No, we can't take it off of there." "It'll detonate.Just, wait." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "I got it!" "I got it!" "Exactly two gallons in here, right?" " Right." " Leaving exactly one gallon of empty space, right?" " Yeah." " A full five gallons here, right?" " Right." " If you pour one gallon out of the five gallons into there we have exactly" " Four gallons in there!" " Yes!" " Pour it in there!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Don't spill." "Don't spill it!" "Good, good, good!" "Exactly four gallons." "You did it, McClane." " Put it on the thing!" "Get it down there!" " Oh, shit." "Congratulations." "You're still alive." " Huh?" " Congratulations." " Yeah, we did it." " You surprise me again,John." "This is becoming an ugly habit." "Yeah, well, I don't have the time right now, Simon." "Listen." "Deal's a deal." "Where's the school bomb?" "On the contrary, you have lots of time." "You have... two hours and 47 minutes precisely." "Plenty of time to test those wits of yours." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey, listen,jerk-off!" "." "Let me tell you somethin'!" "I got a bad fuckin' hangover, all right?" "And I'm a little sick of these fuckin' riddles!" "Now, where is the school bomb?" "Temper,John." "The road to truth has many turns." "You will find an envelope under the rim of the fountain." "When you undertake the trip it suggests, ask yourself this question:" "What is 21 out of 42?" "We're behind." "We should abandon the rest and go." "Relax, Targo." "There's not a cop for 20 blocks." "He's sending us to the home team dugout at Yankee Stadium." "Why?" "Well, we're the home team." "Are we supposed to find something there?" "What's 21 out of 42?" "Twenty-one again." "Half of 42." "Forty-two what?" " How many players are on the Yankees ball club?" " Twenty-five." " What else is 21 ?" "Blackjack." " It's a club." "It's a wild goose chase, is what it is." "Where's the nearest "A" train?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "You know, some kid might find that." "You're right." "Come back here!" "You little sons of bitches!" "Hey, you!" "I remember you!" "Hey, hey, hey." "Where're you going?" "Come here." "What are you doin'?" " What are you doin'?" " Let me go!" "Let me go, dick-head." "Watch your mouth." "You wanna go down to juvenile hall for a Butterfinger?" "Is that it?" "Look around, man." "All the cops are into somethin'." "It's Christmas." "You could steal City Hall." " Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." " My bike." " Yo, that's my bike!" " Yeah." "It's Christmas." " Hey, hey, hey!" "Where're you going?" "Yankee Stadium's that way!" " That's my bike, you asshole!" "Why don't you just run over everybody in the whole street?" "McClane, what the fuck are we doin' back down here?" "Let me ask you somethin'." "What is it that Wall Street doesn't have?" "What, is this stuff catching'?" "You're talkin' in riddles." " No, no." "Stay with me." "What is it that Wall Street does not have?" " What?" "Schools." "And what is it they have a shitload of?" "What?" " I'll be back in a minute." " What am I supposed to do with this?" "Give it to those guys over there." "He's here." "Perhaps you could be a little more specific." "McClane is here." "He's walking toward the bank." "And the black man is coming toward me." "Oh, now that's a pity." "And after we've gone to all that trouble at the stadium." "Simon, kill him." "Stop toying with him and kill him now." "Okay." "So be it." "May he rest in peace." "I'll inform Karl in the lobby." " You pack up your team and get out of there." " And this one?" "Officer." "Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm afraid I'm gonna need an answer on that issue." " Let him go." " Understood." "Yes, sir?" "John McClane says to give you this." "Wait, wait.Jesus, don't open it." "It's a bomb." " Another?" " Yeah." "Oh, I see." "Um, oh, we'll take care of that." "We better move now." "Sir, thank you so much for your assistance." "We really appreciate it." "Thank you." "Hey!" "Y-You, you, uh, leavin' this place unguarded?" " How ya doin'?" " All right." "John McClane." "NYPD." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "It's laundry day." "What can I do for you, Lieutenant?" "Has it been quiet like this all morning here?" " Well" " Except for that big explosion a couple of hours ago." "I mean, have you seen anything strange happen in the last hour or so?" "No." "And we've had cops in here pretty steady since the subway thing." "Yeah." "We were just gonna make a round on the vault floor, if you wanna tag along." "Sure." "Yeah." "I think I will." "Now, what do you think of this heat this late in the year?" "Eh, Indian summer, huh?" "Yeah, it feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later." " Here's one of your guys." " Detective, uh, Otto, isn't it?" "John McClane." "Hey, Mike." "How ya doin'?" "I keep tellin' myself I'm gonna take the stairs just for the exercise." "And on a hot day like this." "But it seems like I always end up riding the lift." "Hey, what was the lottery number last night?" "Huh?" "Any of you guys play the lottery?" "No?" "Ah, my wife buys me two tickets every week." "For the last ten years, plays the same two numbers all the time." "I said, "Honey, why don't you play a different number?"" "She goes, "Well, those are my lucky numbers."" "I got the tickets right here." "Put that fuckin' gun down!" "Put that fuckin' gun down now!" "Put it down!" "Hello!" "Anybody down here?" " Put your hands up!" "Put your fuckin' hands up now!" " No, no, no!" "John, no!" "No!" "God, it's me!" "It's me!" "Jesus Christ, you almost gave me a heart attack." " You all right?" " Huh?" " You all right?" " Yeah, yeah." "It's not my blood." " What the hell's goin' on down here?" "Go take a look in there." "Hey, McClane." "Where the hell is everybody?" "Simon fuckin' says!" "I should've seen it comin' a mile away." "This was never about revenge." " It's about a goddam heist." " Wh-Wh-What was in the room?" " This." " What is this?" " Oh, shit!" "Is this gold?" " Yeah, it's gold." "Damn, this is heavy!" "They cleaned out a whole room of this?" " Yeah." " You know, that would've taken like a, a, a, a tank, or a, or a, a" "A dump truck." "Fourteen great big dump trucks." " We almost got hit by a dump truck." " Shit!" " Damn." "Slow down!" "Shit!" " Put that shit down." " No fuckin' way." " They ain't gonna let you keep it." " Yeah, yeah, we'll see." " We're gonna need a car." "A car?" " You know how to hot-wire this thing?" " Of course I can." "I'm an electrician." "Only problem is... takes too fuckin' long." " Not on the bridge!" " Down there, McClane." "The FDR." "Let's go, let's go." "Come on!" " Oh, shit!" " What?" " They shot the phone." " Oh, too bad." " Come on." "What's 21 out of 42?" " I don't have a clue." " Well, what about Yankee stadium?" " We'll get there, but that son of a bitch is not gettin' off of Manhattan." " Move!" "Jesus Christ!" "Who do you think you are, lady, Hillary Clinton?" " That's it!" "Hillary Clinton." " What?" " The 42nd president." " No." "She'd be the 43rd president." " All right, all right." "But who's the 21st?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" " No, I don't know!" "Do you know?" " No!" " Well?" "What kind of engine does this piece of shit have?" "Come on, step on it!" "It's a Yugo." "It's built for economy, not speed." " Whoa!" "What are you doin'?" " I'm gonna get us another phone." "Wait, wait, wait!" "Wait, wait, wait!" " Hey, who was the 21st president?" " Go fuck yourself!" " That guy was pissed." " He'll feel better when he looks in the back seat." "Oh, shit." "That was my gold bar!" "This is McClane." "Get me Inspector Walter Cobb." "John, where the hell are you?" " Walter, it's not a revenge." "It's a heist." " What?" " There's gold in the Federal Reserve, and they took a shitload of it." " They're headed north in dump trucks." " Have you been drinking, McClane?" "No, not since this morning." "Listen." "There's a line of dump trucks northbound on the FDR at about 70th." "You gotta close the bridge and get some helicopters over there right away." "I couldn't close a hot dog stand right now." "I'm spread all over hell." "What about this damn bomb?" "Find out who the 21st president was." "It's got somethin' to do with this." "John!" "John, the 21st what?" "Walter!" "Shit!" "Goddam cellular fuckin' phones!" " Get hold of Munson in Triborough." " Inspector." "Tell him to close all the East River bridges north of 59th Street." " Lookin' for dump trucks." " Dump trucks?" "McClane says there are dump trucks headed up the FDR loaded with gold." "Walter, they don't allow dump trucks on the FDR!" " Connie!" " All right." "You don't want I should argue." "I won't argue, no matter how stupid it is." "K-9, bring it around to the back." "Check out the boiler room." "Find anything, Charlie?" "I could spend a week in here with an X-ray machine and still not find it." "You don't have a week, Charlie." "You got five more minutes." "Then we're movin' up to 86th Street." "We're goin' as fast as we can." "What's up?" "McClane was mentioning something about the Federal Reserve Building." " Isn't that right near that Wall Street bomb site we just left?" " Yeah." "How long do you want us to stay here?" "The men at the stadium." "Stay or go?" "Karl should have checked in by now." "Moment." "Come on." "Come on." "Stay where you are." "McClane may still turn up." "Relax, Targo." "If he is still alive... he won't be talking to anyone." "It's the next turn-off." "Hi." "It's Elvis Duran." "You're on the air." "What's up?" "First of all, I just wanna tell you what a great show you got." " I listen to you all the time." " Thank you." "Thank you." "What do you wanna talk about?" "Well,you know all those cop cars screaming'around everywhere?" "You know what they're up to?" "There's a bomb in a school." " My cousin's a cop." " Here you go, my dear." "Somebody put a big bomb in a school somewhere." " Seven." "Five." " Only they don't know which one." " 207" " So they're searching all of them." " Shh." "Shh." " Every school in the metropolitan area." "Holy shit." " Doris!" " Annie?" "Doris, can you get ahold of my wife?" "Turley!" "Half the goddam city just called 9-1-1 !" " They're gone." " What?" " They're gone!" " Who is this guy, Houdini?" "Shit!" "Down there!" "Down there!" "This thing got air bags?" "Your side does." "I don't know about my" "McClane!" "In the truck, let me see the hands." "Put 'em on the door!" "Don't kill me!" "Don't shoot me!" " You a truck driver?" " No, I'm a beautician." "Of course I'm a truck driver!" " Where are you takin' this truck?" " The aqueduct." "What are you takin' a dump truck to the race track for?" " No, the aqueduct." "The aque-- The water aqueduct!" " Aqueduct?" "See?" "Goes from here all the way up to the Catskill Mountains." " What does?" " That!" "The water pipe!" "Goes for about 60 miles." " Hey, you the foreman?" " Yeah." "NYPD." "You had any, like, extra dump trucks come through here in the last couple of minutes?" "I'm gonna write those fuckin' clowns up." "They better start payin' attention to work orders, or we're gonna kick some butt." " Who?" "Who are you talkin' about?" " Ah, the dozen idiots who tore ass up the tube!" "We're not loading' up there any more." "We're loading' over here." "So much for bridges and helicopters." "You got a map that shows me where this tunnel goes?" "Yeah." "Right here." "We run pretty much up under the Saw Mill till you get up to the Coffer Dam." "From there on, we've already brought the water down from the reservoir." " Anybody get in or outta there?" " Yeah." "There's a vent shaft every two miles." " No." "I mean with a truck." " At the Coffer Dam." "You can get a truck in there." "You can get there on the surface." "Just follow the Saw Mill River Parkway up there." "It's about 20 miles." "All right." "I'm gonna meet you right there, all right?" "Wait, wait!" "Wh-What am I supposed to do?" " You're gonna go up to Yankee Stadium." " McClane!" "Go!" "Get outta here." "We got less than two hours." "Goddam it!" "Hey!" "Is somethin' wrong?" "480 yards of rock moved so far." "Now, that's ten times the Hoover Dam." "Right now, there's 516 feet of rock above our heads." "This part is phase three of tunnel three." "Planning for it began back in 1954... but construction didn't begin till June of 1970." "You know what the most interesting part of tunnel three is?" " What's that,Jerry?" " The valves." "Each one" "A big departure from tunnels one and two." "Come on!" "What a hell of a place to break down." "Hold it a minute,Jerry." "Let me have your hard hat." " You got a jacket?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Here." "Wait here a minute." "Wait until he gets alongside the door." "Hey, fellas." "Mickey O'Brian, aqueduct security." "Hey, listen." "We got a report of a guy comin' through here with eight reindeer." "Yeah, they said he was a jolly, old, fat guy with a snowy-white beard." "Cute little red and white suit." "I'm surprised you didn't see him." "What is it with you guys and these phones?" "This'll give me somethin'." "Holy shit!" "Is that guy dead?" " Yes,Jerry." "I'm afraid he is." "Jesus Christ." "Yeah." "I want you to get ahold of a guy named Cobb." "Walter Cobb." "C-O-B-B." "He's the head of my police unit." "Get him down here." "Find him." "Tell him you were with John McClane." " Tell him to find out who the 21st president was." " Chester A. Arthur." " What?" " Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885." "Nominated vice president in 1880." "Did you know he was the collector of customs right here in New York?" "No, I didn't know that,Jerry." "Take care of yourself." "TV's got us." "TV's got us." "We gotta release these traffic guys." "No." "Traffic jams we can take care of later." " You find out what the hell is wrong with this thing!" " Frequencies are jammed." " What about Ricky?" " I don't know." "I can't get ahold of him." " But, Walter, Federal Reserve." " Yeah?" "Biggest gold storage in the world." "You get a unit back down there." "Find Ricky." "Find out what the hell is goin' on." " Walter!" " Yeah?" "You gotta hear this." "Christ, I thought we were going in the back way." "This is the back way, Walter." "In half an hour, you're gonna have a riot at every school in this city." "We'll start at the top floor." "Put 20 men on each floor." "Send the other 50 men down to the basement with us." " What about McClane?" " Not a word." "I'm gettin' nothin'." " Busy signals." " Westchester's probably worse than we are." "This is kinda putting' all our eggs in one basket, isn't it?" " I mean, what if McClane's wrong?" " Walter?" " Yeah?" "This is Principal Martinez." "Principal Martinez, Inspector Cobb." " How do you do, Inspector?" " How do you do, Principal Martinez?" "I don't want to alarm your children." "I wonder if you could move them all into the auditorium and keep them calm." "We are coming to the dam." "You can call the rear guard." "Rear guard, you can close up now." "We've reached the dam." "You can come up now." "Nils, you can close in now." " Nils!" " Attention, attention." "Nils is dead." "I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head." "So is his pal." "And those four guys from the East German all-stars-- your boys down at the bank-- they're gonna be a little late." "John." "In the back of the truck you're driving, there's $13 billion worth in gold bullion." " I wonder, would a deal be out of the question?" " Yeah, I got a deal for ya." "Crawl out from under that rock you're hidin' under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass." "How colourful." "I told you not to toy with him." "Thank you." "That's very helpful." "You've jeopardized the mission and the contract." "We are vulnerable till we reach the ship." "I'm going to put an end to this." "Stop!" "Targo!" "Targo!" "Here!" "Come here!" " We blow the dam." " What?" "We drown him." "Walter!" "Take a look at this." "The janitor said this one was delivered this morning." "About 10:30, right?" "Not hooked up." " Yeah?" " Okay." "Now take a look at the front." "We drill the hinges." "Get everybody out." "McClane!" " McClane!" " Where are you?" "Over here!" "You got a hell of a way of flagging' somebody down!" " You all right?" " Did you go to Yankee Stadium?" " Yeah!" "There's nobody there!" " You didn't see nobody?" " No!" " Nobody was followin' you?" "I'm tellin' you." "He's jerkin' us around." "Oh, shit!" "Jesus!" "Come on!" "Come on!" ""Oh, no!" "I didn't see nobody." "Nobody's following us."" "Go, go, go!" "It's not rigged." "Pull it." "Well, I'd say you could call off your search." " Can you stop it?" " I shouldn't even touch it." "Who knows what kind of booby traps this thing's got." "What about the code?" "No word." " When do we evacuate?" " Simon says he sees one kid leave the building, boom!" "Fine." "There's a chance that somebody's still watchin', but we can't stand here... with our thumb up our ass waitin' for this freakin' thing to blow up!" "Okay." " Shit!" "Shit!" " Get your head down!" "Come on, Zeus, hold it steady!" "Hold it steady!" " Go!" "Go!" " Outta the way!" "Go around him!" "Go around him!" " I found out who's the 21st president." " Who?" "Some guy named Arthur." " Chester A. Arthur?" " Chester A. Arthur." "That's it." "Yeah." " Chester A. Arthur Elementary School?" " Yeah." "That's it." "Gently down the stream" "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" " Life is but a dream" " Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" " Life is but a dream" " Row, row, row your boat" " Gently down the stream" " Life is but a dream" " Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" " Life is but a dream" " Row, row, row your boat" " Gently down the stream" " Row, row, row your boat" " Merrily, merrily, merrily" " Gently down the" " Hi, kids!" "I know you usually have assembly on Fridays, but today is special." "Mr Lambert here is from the fire department... and today he wants us to practice a brand-new fire drill." "So, I want you to divide in half, and I want half of you to go over here- teachers will help them-- and line up against the wall." " Open the door." "The other half will go in this direction." "Please do it very quietly and very quickly." "All right?" "Everybody up, please." "Teachers, please help them." "Fire drill, my ass." "That guy ain't from the fire department." "Maybe it's 'cause of the radio." "You mean, like, they're after us?" "Nah." " Tony squealed on us." " No, he didn't." " Come on." " Well, where you goin'?" " Let me drive!" "Let me drive!" " Go, go, go!" "Goddam it!" "Why the hell didn't you tell me before?" "Of course he put the bomb up in that school." " Why would he do that?" " Make sure he got your complete attention." "Jesus!" "Jesus!" " Find the fuse panel." " What?" " The fuse panel." " Where's the fuse panel to this car?" " It's right here!" "It's right here!" " Pull out the anti-lock brakes fuse." " Shit, I don't know which one it is." "Well, then yank 'em all out then." " There." " Put your head down." "Put your head fuckin' down." "This is gonna be really bad." "Listen to me." "Hang the fuck on, all right?" " Oh!" "Oh!" "What the fuck happened?" " You got a triple-A card?" " Keep moving." "Keep moving." " Excuse me." "I got the janitors making a last sweep of the building right now." "Thank you, Miss Martinez." "Come on." "All right, five stud, three nines, one" "Stay down!" "Stay low!" "Oh, man!" " What the fuck are you doin'?" " Interrogatin' him." "Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?" "Well, I ain't gonna know till I ask him, am I?" "Go around and see if there's any aspirins in that glove box." "No way." "You do it." "Ten quarters." "The guy in the dump truck had ten quarters." "Exactly ten quarters." "Well, maybe they were makin' long distance phone calls." "No." "For the bridge." " What?" " It's for the toll on the bridge." "There!" "There!" "Down on the wharf." "Dump trucks." "Right there!" "Right there!" "Christ, they got it loaded on a ship already." "Shit!" "How about the Coast Guard?" " It'd take 'em an hour to get here." " Shit!" "Shit!" "We can jump." " What?" " We can jump." "Outta your fuckin' mind!" "It's 100 feet down to the deck!" " But not to the crane, it isn't." " The cables would cut you in half." " I can make it." " Bullshit." "Get down." "Get down." "Look in the back of that car for some gloves." "Six booby traps, four dead ends" "And a partridge in a pear tree" "Okay, honey." "Let's dance." "We're gonna have sort of a race." "So when I say go, I want you all to run like crazy." "All of you." "You follow the police officer and the fireman." "You guys are my front runners, okay?" "Walter, think we're cuttin' this a little thin?" "No,Joe." "We're gonna wait." "McClane still may get the code." "Line me up with that crane!" "There." "There." "Right there." "Right there." " Huh?" "All right." "I see it now." "I see it." " Right there." "You're okay." " Shit." "This is gonna take a miracle." " Keep your fingers crossed." "Swing it." "Swing it." "Come on." "Come on." "You almost got it." "Almost." "Almost." "Yeah!" "All right." "Where are you goin'?" "What, are you in a hurry?" "I'm goin' first this time, all right?" "We have the intercom rigged, sir." "Walter, the kids may be fine, but you wait much longer and I'm gonna pee in my pants." "We're gonna wait, Connie." "Six more minutes." " Yo, McClane." " What?" "Down there." "Oh, shit." "Go, go, man!" "Go, go, go!" "Oh, boy." "Am I glad you talked me outta jumping'." "Fuck." "Get his feet." "We go find Simon and drag him to the ship-to-shore radio and beat that fuckin' code out of him." " Here." "Take this." " How's it work?" " You don't know how to shoot a gun?" " Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker." "Sue me.Just yank back on that and pull the trigger." "That's it." " That's it?" " That's it.Just don't shoot yourself." "Hey, don't be no hero." "You find him, you come get me." "Hey, Katya!" "Stupid." "Stupid." " You have the autopilot set?" " Yes, sir." "Good." "Don't fuckin' move." "Oh, the Samaritan." " Gimme the goddam code." " Code?" "Oh!" "You mean for the school." "I'm sorry." "I can't do that." "You call in that code right now... or I blow your sick ass into the next world." "If that's what you gotta do." " You gotta take the safety catch off." " Oh, goddam!" "See." "That works." "Now where's McClane?" "What was that?" "He said, "Don't shoot."" "Okay, Charlie." "We're gonna have to go with the evacuation." " We're gonna go." " All right." "You heard the man." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Move!" "Move!" "Move!" " We're gonna go!" " Let's go, men!" " On my mark." "Five, four, three, two, one, go!" " Let's go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Let's do it!" "Okay, gang." "Let's go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Hip-hop!" "Hip-hop!" "Come on." "Everybody!" "Let's go!" " Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" "Run!" " Keep moving." " We're gonna win!" "We're gonna win!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Keep moving!" "To your left!" "To your left!" "What are they doin'?" "Yo, where you goin'?" " Hey, where you goin'?" " What's goin' on?" "I see you all day, little man." "Policeman." "And you don't go away." "Yeah, I'm that fuckin' Energizer bunny." "Where are you going now, huh?" "Going to arrest me, "bunny"?" "No." "I don't think I'm gonna arrest you." "I'm gonna fuckin'" "I knew it was bullshit." "There's nobody watching'." "Time to get Charlie out." " Let's move, Charles." "Time's up." " Give me another 30 seconds." "Takes a minute-15 if you're a kid, Charlie." "And last I looked, you weren't too light on your feet." "Now move!" " Up here!" " Help us!" " Oh, my God!" " Come on!" " Look over here!" " Christ, get 'em outta there!" " Rooms are locked!" " The rooms are locked!" " Get outta the way!" "Hey!" "Any one marked four!" "What's goin' on, Walter?" "We still have kids in the building." " I'm stayin'." " No, Charlie." "Get outta there." "You ever see that show called The Addams Family?" "They got a motherfucker on there called Lurch." "You don't think I'm gonna let you get to that gun, do you?" "Fuck!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Four!" "Fuck it!" "Get outta the way!" " Where are they, Walter?" " Still in." "No guts, no glory." "If we get to the roof, we can jump to the next building!" " Shit!" " Outta the way." "Okay." "Come on." "Get him up here." "Get him up here!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Mayday, mayday." "Bridgeport Coast Guard." "Bridgeport Coast Guard, come in." "Come on, kids." " Shit, it's too far!" " Over here." "Down." "No guts, no glory." "There's a big black-and-white fuckin' boat in the middle of the harbour." " Please stay on the line." " Yeah, sure." "I'll stay on the line." "Pancake syrup?" "Stupid, stupid" "Hello,John McClane." "There was never any bomb in the school, was there?" "Of course not." "I'm a soldier, not a monster... even though I sometimes work for monsters." "No." "The real bomb is on this ship." "Coast Guard." "I was tellin' 'em where the boat was." "Game over, huh?" "Not quite over." "Bridgeport Coast Guard." "Come in, please." "They put you on hold?" "She told me to stay on the line." " Oh, God, I love this country." " You know, your brother was an asshole." " You know, he really was an asshole." " He was" " He was an asshole." "You, you got his number, yeah?" "Yeah, okay." "Forgive me." "Would you help Mr McClane below?" "Careful now." "Now, do you have the communique?" "Bridgeport radio, come in, please." "Bridgeport." " Coast Guard." " Are you there, dear?" " Yes, we're here." " Do you have the ability to record a message?" " Yes." " Then please begin now." "Right." "This is a communique from the CRF." "For too long, the West has conspired to steal the wealth of the world... consigning the balance of humanity to economic starvation." "Today, we will level the playing field." "In a few minutes, the contents of the Federal Reserve Bank-- the gold your economies are built on-- will be redistributed by explosive... across the bottom of the Long Island Sound." "If you are not in gridlock, I invite you to come and watch." " You're gonna blow it all up?" " That's the idea." "There are some gentlemen in the Middle East... who seem to think that they'll make a great deal of money." "See the men safely off the ship, and I'll see you in the port-side launch." "The hell's all this got to do with killin' McClane?" "Life has its little bonuses." "Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?" "There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother... and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window." "Hey, I didn't even know that motherfucker!" "Yes, and I never invited you aboard this ship." "No riddle is gonna stop this motherfucker?" "No code, no riddle, no fancy little countdown." "Hey, fuck-head." "Yeah, you." "Fuck-head." "There's just one thing I gotta know." "You got any aspirins?" "I've had a bad fuckin' headache all day long." "Must be your lucky day." "Keep the bottle." "Where is the gold?" "He's betrayed us." "The containers are filled with that." "If I hadn't have saved your fuckin' ass, I wouldn't be sittin' here with you... about to blow up with $100 billion in fuckin' gold!" "Yeah, well, I got some bad news." "You're only gonna blow up with me." " What?" " There's no gold on this boat." " How do you know that?" " 'Cause I know the man." "I know the family." "The only thing better than blowing' up $100 billion worth of gold is makin' people think you did." " Yeah?" "Well, where is it?" " I don't know." "He must have switched it back on the dock somewhere." "Oh, yeah." "That's supposed to make me feel better?" "No." "You're wrong about the other thing, though." "You're not gonna die." "Yeah?" "You know some cop trick about handcuffs that's gonna get us outta this?" "Yeah." "Use a key." " You know how to pick this lock?" " Is this some black shit again?" "Will you stop with that racial shit?" "Are you a fuckin' locksmith or not?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I can do it if I had somethin' to do it with." " How about a splinter of that cable I slid down?" " That might work." " Hold on." " Fuck are you doin'?" "Oh, fuck!" "Shit!" "How's that?" "That big enough?" "Shit." "Yeah." "Yeah, that might work." "All right." "Then I'm gonna drop it in your hands." "Cup your hands." "Don't drop this motherfucker, all right?" " Get, get it right." "Come on." "One" " You ready?" "Ready?" "Two" " Spit it." " Yeah!" "Get it?" " Come on." "Come on." "Move your hands." "All right." "Okay." "Damn, McClane." "You know, I was just startin' to like you." " Yeah?" "Well, don't." "I'm an asshole." " What are you talkin' about now?" " I lied to you, Zeus." " About what?" "You remember I said Weiss found that bomb up in Harlem?" " Yeah." " They found it down in Chinatown." "Oh, now that's low-- even for a white motherfucker like you." "I told you I was an asshole." "What the fuck was that?" "I don't know." "Look, it was the only way I could get you to come with me." "Uh-huh." "You got a wife, McClane?" " Yeah." " I'm surprised anybody'd stay with you long enough to be married." "Yeah." "Well, she didn't stick around too long." "We're sorta separated." "What the fuck is "sorta separated"?" "Well, she was in LA, I was in New York." "Had a fight on the phone." "She hung up." "I didn't call her back." " How long ago was that?" " About a year ago now." "About a yea" "What the fuck are you laughin' about?" "You threw away your marriage because you were too fuckin' stupid to pick up the phone?" "What, you think that's funny, huh?" "You laugh at other people's misfortunes?" "I bet you blame that shit on your wife too, right?" "Well, my wife is a very stubborn woman, yes." "You better stop fuckin' laughin' and undo these cuffs." "I'm almost there!" "There!" "How's that for concentration?" "Oh, shit!" " What?" " Fuck!" "I dropped the thing!" " Dropped the fucking thing?" " Goddam it!" " Shit!" "Where is it?" "Where did it go?" " Find it." "Find it, all right?" "I don't fuckin' see it." "What the fuck is that?" "I think I made it mad." "Just go, McClane." "Get the fuck out of here." " Gotta fuckin' do somethin'!" " Goddam it, McClane!" "Listen to me!" "Just go." "Have a hard enough time gettin' through the day without havin' your death on my conscience, man." " Shut the fuck up and think, all right?" " Okay, okay." " Tools." "Tools." "Check the engine room." " There's no time!" " What the hell's it doin' now?" " It's mixin'." "Shit!" " What the hell are you doin'?" " Get ready." "Lean forward." " What?" " Lean forward, goddam it!" "What?" "The fuck you doin'?" "Now it's gonna go fast." "Lean forward." " Oh, no, no!" " Lean forward!" "Get ready!" "Move your hands!" "Damn!" "Motherfuckin' shit!" " Come on." "Let's go!" " Oh, goddam!" "Goddam!" " Come on!" "Come on!" " Oh, fuck!" "My leg!" "Ow!" "Get upstairs!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Get upstairs!" "Oh, shit!" "Ow!" "Damn it!" "My foot!" " Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Down there at the back of the boat." "Come on!" " No, damn it!" " Run, goddam it!" " I am, you" " Come on!" " All right?" "Watch!" "Watch!" "Watch!" " Yeah." "Let's go!" "Down here!" "The back of the" "How's he doin'?" "I got shot in the leg." "How do ya think I'm doin'?" " He's gonna be just fine." " How about you?" "I'm all right." "Did ya get Ricky out of there?" "Yeah, they found him." " Are you gonna be all right?" " Got a bad headache." " Think they're mad at me?" " I wouldn't worry about them." "They'll get to you eventually, but right now they're busy with this salvage operation, I guess." "No!" "Dre-Dredges!" "Dredges!" "They're just wastin' their time." "There's no gold out there." " What do you mean?" " He took it with him." " He beat me." "John, he beat all of us." " He wasn't playin' against you." " Fuck that, McClane." "You're still alive, aren't ya?" " Well, aren't ya?" " Yeah." "So he lost." "Lambert." "Would you give him a quarter?" "Asshole." " Take it easy." " I got him." " That's it." " Easy." " Yeah, this is collect from John." "Thanks, guys." "Appreciate this." "Yeah, uh, Carmine, just tell him you'll accept the charges." "Son of a bitch had aspirin." "Yeah, it's John." "Yeah, I'm hangin' in there." "Is Holly there?" "Yeah, I'll hold on." "Zeus, hold up!" "Whoa!" "John?" "John?" "John?" "Goddam it,you son of a" "Yesterday" "Yesterday we were an army with no country." "Tomorrow, we have to decide... which country we want to buy." "And remember, this is all due... to the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department." "Leutnant, take over." "All right." "Listen up!" "First squad... you muster up in half an hour in the school bus!" "You'll be the lacrosse team!" "No rush." "And,Jurgen, you'll be the Padre!" "Padre?" "Lights!" "Douse those lights!" "Hey, dick-head." "Did I come at a bad time?" "Whoa!" "I think she's pissed at you, McClane!" "Go!" "Go!" "He's under us right now." "Come on back around." "Come on back around." " That's right." "Run, motherfuckers." " Zeus, what've we got on your side?" "Look like roaches with the lights comin' on." " Are we going to Nova Scotia?" " You go with the trucks!" "I have something personal to finish." "Let's go to work!" "Come on!" "Move it!" "That's right." "Run, motherfuckers!" "The exterminators are here!" "What the fuck?" "Oh, shit!" "What the fuck is this smoke back here?" "We got a chopper behind us." "You got a gun on board?" "What is this?" "Can't see a goddam thing." "Hold it still." "I can't see a goddam thing." " Oh, shit!" " Oh, shit!" "What do you mean, "Oh, shit"?" "All right." "Hang on." "Hang on." "We're goin' down." "Between those high tension wires?" "See this wire?" "Hey, McClane!" "What the fuck?" "Hey, we got smoke!" "We got fuckin' smoke and shit flying' on me here!" " Truck!" "Truck!" " Hold on." "Here we go!" "Come on." "We gotta get outta here!" "He's gonna start shootin' at us any second!" " Get him out of here." " Shit!" "The belt's stuck!" "I can't get it off!" "Look out!" "Here he comes!" "Can't get out, McClane!" " Get him outta here." " Where're you goin'?" "I'm gonna try and get his attention." "Oh, shit!" "It just keeps gettin' better and better." "I had no idea Canada could be this much fun." "Just give me somethin' to shoot at." "Come on, hotshot." "Show me that smiling' face." "Say hello to your brother." "Get outta here!" "Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker." " Looks like you got his attention." " Yeah." "It looks like it." " Think we should call a fire truck?" " Aw, fuck 'em." "Let 'em cook." " Oh, shit!" " What?" "What?" " I left Holly hangin' on hold." " Aw, call her back." "I don't know." "She's gonna be pissed." "She'll get over it." "I don't know, Zeus." "Like I said... she's a very stubborn woman." "Well, she'd have to be to stay married to you."

"Old paint on canvas, as it ages... sometimes becomes transparent." "When that happens, it is possible in some pictures... to see the original lines." "A tree will show through a woman's dress." "A child makes way for a dog." "A boat is no longer on an open sea." "That is called pentimento... because the painter repented... changed his mind." "I'm old now, and I wanna remember... what was there for me once... and what is there for me now." "It's not working again, Dash." "It's falling apart again." "Put on your sweater." "Bring some whiskey." "I'll build a fire, and we'll start dinner." "Don't forget the smokes." "I'm not here to take orders." "I want advice." "You're a big-shot writer." "You're not a general, Hammett, and I ain't the troops.!" "If you really can't write, maybe you should go find a job." "Be a waitress." "What about a fireman, eh?" "You could be chief." "It's not a bad idea, you know?" "Little town somewhere... find yourself a little fire station, a hat." " I'll be the mayor." " Why should you be the mayor?" "Well, someone has to appoint you if..." "I'm in trouble with my goddamn play, and you don't care!" "Just because you stopped writing doesn't..." "Tell you what, Lilly." "I'll send you on a trip to Paris." "I don't wanna go to Paris." "Why not?" "I hear it's a swell town." "Finish the play there." "Have a little fun." "Visit your friend Julia." "You know damn wellJulia's not in Paris." "Well, wherever she is." "Go to Spain." "There may be a civil war in Spain." "You'd help somebody win it." " You're scrappy." " I'm not scrappy." "Don't call me scrappy." "You make me sound like a neighborhood bulldog." "You are the neighborhood bulldog, Lilly!" "'Cept you got some cockeyed dream about bein' a cocker spaniel." " I can't work here." " Well, then don't work here." "Don't work anyplace." "It's not as if you've written anything before, you know." "Nobody'll miss you." "It's a perfect time to change jobs." "You're the one who talked me into being a writer, Dashiell." "You're the one who said, "Stick with it, kid." "You got talent, kid."" "You soft-soaped me with all that crap!" " And now look at me." " If you're gonna cry about it, go stand on a rock." "Don't do it around me." "If you can't write here, go someplace else." "Give it up." "Open a drugstore." "Be a coal miner." "Only just don't cry about it." "I think I have always known about my memory." "I know when the truth is distorted by some drama or fantasy." "But I trust absolutely what I remember about..." "Julia." "Happy New Year, Grandmother." "Happy New Year, Julia." " Happy New Year, Grandfather." " Hmm?" "Why did we have sherbert in the middle of the meal?" "It clears the palate between the fish and the meat." " Who's that?" " It's my mother." " My God." " Shejust got married again." " Where does your mother live?" " In Scotland." " My mother owns a very fancy castle." " Have you been there?" " Once." " What's it like?" "Full of fancy people with fancy titles." " Who were they?" " I don't remember." "They didn't interest me." "They're all very rich and famous." "They just said hello to me, and I don't remember." " Happy New Year, Julia." " Happy New Year." "I am..." "Paris." "I am Paris, and I am a string of beads." "I am Paris, and I am a string of beads on a hot dancer. and a romantic Frenchman comes into my room." "And he carries me off into the dark Parisian night." "And takes me to his villa." "What happened?" " Oh, I'm in ecstasy!" " What happened?" "You'll have to learn French." "I am Paris." "I am Paris, and I am a string ofbeads." "No, wait a minute." "No." "I am Paris, and I am a string of beads on a hot dancer." "I am Paris." "I am a string of beads on a hot dancer... and outside it is Renoir and Degas." "I am Paris, and I am a string of beads on a hot dancer..." " and outside it is..." " Renoir." "Renoir and Degas... and inside it is hard and hot." "I don't care." "I don't care." " Happy New Year, Julia." " Happy New Year, Lilly." "I cannot say now that I had ever used the words... gentle or strong... or delicate." "But I did think that night... that it was the most beautiful face..." "I had ever seen." "Maybe I could do better work someplace else." "Dash?" "If I were to go to Paris and work..." " Are you awake?" " Uh." "Dash, do I keep you from writing?" "No." "Sleeping, Lilly." "You keep me from sleeping." "But what about Paris?" "What about Rome?" "But what about Paris?" "What about Rome?" " You aren't listening.!" " I am listening.!" "Please tell me what's the matter." "I don't want to be here, not with them." " I hate them." " Why?" "They took me to see Cairo." "They told me how beautiful Cairo would be, but it wasn't." "I said to my grandfather, "Look at those people." "They're hungry." "They're sick." "Why don't we do something?"" "And he said, "Don't look at them."" "I said, "But they're sick."" "He said, "I didn't make them sick."" "What about Paris?" "What about Rome?" " You aren't listening!" " I am listening!" "Where my mother lives, the servants live under the ground... 18 people in three rooms, no windows, one bathroom." "It's wrong." "It's wrong, Lilly." "Do you understand?" "I heard from Oxford, from medical school." " I was accepted.!" " When will you go?" "At the end of the summer.!" "All ashore that's going ashore." " You'd better go." "When are we gonna see each other again?" "It'll be so long." "Think of it this way... when we do we'll have everything to talk about." " All ashore that's going ashore.!" " Please write me." "You know I will." "Work hard." "Take chances." "Be very bold." "Do you hear me?" " All ashore that's going ashore.!" " Good-bye." "Good-bye." "I wasn't to see her again for a very long time... until I went to visit her at Oxford." "There are women who reach a perfect time oflife... when the face will never again be as good... the body never as graceful or powerful." "It had happened that year toJulia." " Do you have lots of friends?" " Not many." " Do you get to the theater?" " No, there isn't time." "But we always went to the theater." "When you write your play, then I'll go again." " How is your writing?" " Oh, I'm still at the publishing house." "I wish I could write full-time." " Do you have a beau?" " No." "Do you?" "Well, I think maybe I found somebody." " And you?" " I did, but it didn't work out." " What are you reading now?" " Darwin, Engels..." "Hegel, Einstein." " Do you understand Einstein?" " Sure." " Will you come home next summer?" " No, I'm going to Vienna." "I'll finish my medical studies there... and then I'll apply to study with Professor Freud." "Can you do that?" "I mean, I know you can do that..." " butJesus." " I think so." "There's a chance." "I think he will accept me." "Lilly, you have to come to Vienna." "Then you'll know what to write about." "People are coming alive there... working people who've never had a chance before." "They've built their own part of the city in Floridsdorf." "They've got their own orchestra." "The newspaper's the best in Vienna." "Lilly, finally there's some real hope in the world." "Do you understand?" "Yes, of course." "But I didn't understand." "Not fully." "Who of us did?" "She wrote me from time to time." "She went on to study medicine at the university in Vienna." "And as the years went on, she wrote angrily of the threat of fascism... and of the Nazis, of Mussolini and Adolf Hitler... and of the holocaust that was on the way." "She couldn't understand why the world refused to see what was coming." "I decided to accept Hammett's offer... to see if I could do better work away from home." "I went back to Europe, to Paris." "Julia?" "It's Lillian." "Is that you?" "It doesn't sound like you." "I can't believe it." "It's been so long." "Didn't you get my messages?" "I've been trying to get you for weeks." "I'm fine." "I'm in Paris." "When can I see you?" "I'm finishing my play." "Didn't you get my letter?" "Are you okay?" "What's difficult?" "H-Hello." "Well, I'll..." "I'll come to Vienna." "Why not?" "Well, how..." "Well, how about halfway?" "I'll meet you halfway." "Yes." "HotelJacob." "I won't leave until I hear from you." "Are you all right?" "Hello!" " Dear Dash, I try to concentrate on my play... but I..." "I feel sick." "There's no reason for my nausea other than fright." "There's something very evil here, Dash." "Something frightening and evil, and I think it will affect all our lives." " And it's not only in Paris." " Sieg heil!" "Sieg heil!" "What's gonna happen toJulia?" "She's still studying in Vienna." "Ein, zwei, drei.!" "No!" "They've got our friend!" "No!" "Look at that!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "You..." "You bastards!" "Get out!" "Julia." "Telephone." "Mademoiselle, telephone.!" "They call from Vienna.!" "What happened?" "Oh, my God!" "How serious is it?" "Of course I'm coming!" "Please, tell her..." "Tell her I'm coming!" "Yes, where do I go?" "Fräulein." "Your Freundin." "What?" "Ja?" "Fräulein!" "Hotel Imperial." "A reservation at the Hotel Imperial?" " Ja." " Thank you." "So good to have you with us, Fräulein." " Who made the reservation?" " Oh, yes, uh..." "Herr Von Fritsch, Fräulein Hellman." "He wants me to tell you that everything is arranged..." " and you will be comfortable and well." " Is, uh..." " Herr Von Fritsch in this hotel?" " No, Fräulein." "He's not." "Well, how can I reach this Mr. Herr Von Fritsch?" "I do not know, Fräulein." "He came and went very quickly." "She's resting from the operation." " Will you come tomorrow, please?" " What operation?" " Excuse me." "What operation?" " She's resting." " I don't understand what you mean." " Come tomorrow, please." " What operation?" " Come back tomorrow." "No, I will not come back tomorrow!" "I will wait right here!" "Fräulein." "I-I don't know what you mean." "I don't know what you mean." " Where is she?" " Treatment." " What's happened?" " Treatment." "Psst." "Fräulein.!" "Danke." "Go back to Paris fast." "Leave your address at the hotel." "They will take me now to another place." "Love, Julia." "I stayed in Europe for months trying to find her... waiting for some word from her." "But there was no sign." "Please speak more slowly." "I cannot understand you." "Wa..." "Wait." "Attendez un instant." " Do you speak German?" "Uh, parlez Deutsch?" " Ah, no." "Excuse me, madam, but I speak German." " They say she was never there, madam." " They have to have her name!" "Tell them I saw her." "I was there." "No, madam." "She was never in that hospital." "But I saw her!" "They have to know where she went." "Madame, they do not even know the name." "I gave up trying to write the play and went back home." "Not long after that, I received a letter... postmarked "Vienna."" "I could write her in care of a post office box in London." "She said not to worry and that one day... she knew we would see each other again." "I tried to finish my play." "It's gonna snow, Dash." "Dash?" "Mmm." "You wanted to be a serious writer." "That's what I liked." "That's what we worked for." "I don't know what happened, but you'd better tear that up." "Not that it's bad." "It's just not good enough." "Not for you." "It's the best play anyone's written in a long time." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive." "But are you sure?" "Congratulations, Miss Hellman." "Bravo.!" "Bravo.!" "Lillian, it was beautiful." "This is Max." "I made him come down and see it." "Bravo.!" "Bravo.!" " That was a play to be proud of." " Wonderful." "Dash?" "I hope I woke you up from a sound sleep." "Wanna hear the good news?" "They think I'm wonderful." "I'm the toast of the town." "Everybody came." "And you had to go to Hollywood." "Of course I'm drunk." "Been drunk for two days." "How the hell do you think I got through this night?" "Who's in bed with you, Dash?" "No, I won't send you the reviews!" "Ye..." "But..." "Dash." "The second act was fine!" "You were right about everything." "But you know that." "When are you coming home?" "DearJulia, I sent you a copy of my play." "Did you ever get it?" "It opened on Broadway, just as we always pretended it would." "They liked it." "I only wish you'd been there." "Maybe I wouldn't have had to get so drunk." "I haven't heard from you in such a long time." "Royalties, Hammett!" "More royalties!" " I could buy a sable coat." " If that's what you want." "I have a right to have a sable coat." "Maybe I ought to give my money to Roosevelt." "You could do that too." "I'd look swell in a sable coat." " Dash?" " Hmm?" "I like being famous." "You know what happens when I go shopping for groceries now?" "I'm famous." "I buy mayonnaise and I'm famous." "Get letters from people in Idaho." "I don't even know where Idaho is." " You're not listening to me." " I'm listening to you, Lilly." "Dash, I don't want you to think I just care about sable coats." "I know that, Lilly." "You've been famous a long time, Dash, and it never seems to bother you." "Ohh.!" "Aargh.!" "This is a dopey conversation!" "It's only fame, Lilly." "Just a paint job." "If you want a sable coat, buy one." "Just remember, it doesn't have anything to do with writing." "It's only a sable coat and doesn't have anything to do with writing." "Well, you'll never find anybody who fishes better than I do." "No." "Never." "Not as long as I live." "Why won't you come to Russia with me, Dash?" "I don't wanna go to Russia." "Why not?" "Don't you wanna see the Russian theater?" "I don't give a damn about the Russian theater." "Oh, come on." "Come with me to Russia, Dash." "We could stay in Paris for a while first." "See the Eiffel Tower." "Come on." "Now you've been invited to Moscow?" "What is that, some sort of political thing?" "Not exactly." "No, Anne Marie, it's, uh..." "It's only a theater festival." "Oh, did you know about the McPhee boy, the little one?" "He was killed in Spain." "Imagine having your brother die a Communist." "I'm sorry he lost his life, but I wonder why they rush over there." "By the way, I tried to seeJulia in Vienna, but she wouldn't see me." "She's leading a strange life, pretending not to be rich... doing something called anti..." "uh, antifascist work." "Didn't she drop out of medical school?" " Yes." " Do you ever hear from her?" "Well, I'm glad you had time to see me." "You look so very slim, Lillian." "Thank you, Anne Marie." "Imagine, Russia." "My God, of all places." "Where is he now?" "He keeps moving." "By the post." "He just stands there!" "He doesn't wave." "Let him stand there if he wants to." "We're goin' to Paris, Lilly!" "Where's the wine steward?" " He's waving." "Look." " By God.!" "He's tilting his hat.!" "Does Julia live there, or doesn't she?" "Well, would you give her a message?" "Message!" "Oh!" "Does anybody there speak better English?" "Sprechen better English?" "No." "No." "I want somebody better than you." "All right." "Yes." "All right." "Would you please tell her Lillian..." "Lillian is in Paris at the Hotel Meurice." " I'll be here for two weeks." " Lillian.!" "Then I'm going to..." "Just a second, Alan!" "I'm going to Moscow, and I can come to Vienna to see her." "Hello." "Hello." "Oh, uh..." "Just a..." "Alan, just a minute!" "God, why don't you break the damn door down?" "It's 20 after 8:00, and we're due at the Murphys' for cocktails at 8:30." " Oy vey." " Hold on." "You missed a button." "Here." " Alan." " Well, now, who were you talking to?" " Dottie, would you button up this damn thing?" " Sure, darling." "We'll be half an hour late." "Supposed to have supper at the Rothschilds'." "Would you tell him to settle down, for God's sake?" "He's afraid we're gonna miss Hemingway." " Who were you talking to on the phone?" " Hemingway?" "Hemingway?" "Yeah, he's coming up from Spain." "Say, you have an invitation to Louise de Vilmorin's." "Dottie, did we get an invitation to Louise de Vilmorin's?" " Would you tell him to get out of my things, Dottie?" " Get out of her things, Alan." " Hemingway, huh?" " Yes." "Hemingway and Cocteau in his red necktie..." " and the crème de la crème." " Way down deep he's very superficial." "Oh." "Oh, my." "I forgot to turn in my key again." " Will you never stop doing that?" " I always forget." " You go up." " Huh?" "You go ahead." "I'm gonna see if there's any messages." "Bonsoir." "Or bonjour." " Good morning, madame." " Hellman, deux vingt-huit." "Merci... beaucoup." "Don't overdo it, darling." "Bonjour, garçon." " Oh, merci." " You are welcome, madame." " Madame Hellman?" " Yes?" "I've come to talk to you about the tickets... and your travel plans." "What?" "Miss Julia has asked me to see you." "I have your travel folders." "What..." "What's the trouble?" "Has something happened toJulia?" "Do you think I could have an egg, a hot milk and a roll?" "I could not pay for it, however." "Um, yes." "Uh, hello." "Yes." "We'd like just some breakfast, please." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "This is my friend, Johann." "He will tell you what I need, but I tell you don't push yourself." "If you can't, you can't." "No dishonor." "Love, Julia." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I could not pay for myself." "But someday perhaps." "Yes." "Perhaps." "I'm sure." "Someday." "Thank you for the fine breakfast." "Could we walk in the Tuileries now?" "Yes." "Waiter." "I cannot take long." "Time is too short, and there is much to do." "So if I'm not cordial, you will understand." "Yes." "Of course." "You're very cordial." "I think you're very cordial." "You're going to Moscow by way of Vienna." " Yes." " We would like to change your travel plans." "We would like you to travel by way of Berlin." "Why?" "You would have to leave immediately." "You would need a German visa." "You would stay a short time in Berlin and then change trains there to Moscow." "I'm sorry, but you're not being clear." "We would like you to carry for us $50,000." "We think you're safe... but we cannot assure you of this." "The money is Julia's money." "With it we can bribe out already many in prison... and many who soon will be." "I better explain." "We are small group who work against Hitler." "We are of no common belief or religion." "The people who you will meet for the money... if your consent is given, were some small publishers." "We are Catholic, Communist... many beliefs." " Do you understand what I'm saying?" " Yes." "Yes." "We realize you are not the best person... for this kind of mission because you'reJewish." "But unfortunately there's no one else we can ask." "Julia said I must remind you for her... that you're afraid of being afraid... and so you will do what sometimes you cannot do." "That could be dangerous to you... and to us." "So, p-please, try not to be heroic." "I assure you, I would never try to be heroic." "Please, could we get a drink?" "No." "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "The time is too short." "So, will you help us?" "I, uh..." "I need a few hours... to think it through." "I need to think it through." "It is best not to be too prepared for matters of this kind." "Yes, I know that, but I..." "I need to think it over for a while." "Julia would want it that way." "There is a train at 6:30 this evening... to Berlin from the Gare du Nord." "I will be there." "Gate number five." "If you agree to carry the money for us... you will s-say hello to me." "If you decide it's not right for you..." "No, I haven't decided that." "I just need..." "I need time to think it over." " If you decide that it is not right for you..." " For a while." "then pass me by." "Otherwise, you will simply say hello... and then I will tell you what is necessary." "Hello?" "I just say hello?" "Yes." "Just hello." "Where will you be?" "Don't worry." "I will find you." "But please, madame... if you cannot do it, do not do it." "Please stop saying that." "Thank you... for the tour." "Thank you for the wonderful morning." "Lilly, you don't have to come this way." "Go down under." "Wade across." "Lilly, you don't have to come this way." "Go down under." "Wade across." "Just hold tight." "Pull yourself." "I can't." "Easy." "I'm sorry." "It's all right." "You'll do it next time." "Why'd you change your plans?" "It was just an impulse. I..." "I thought it would be pleasant to see Berlin." "I thought I'd be able to stay more than a few hours." "You are going to Moscow." "So regulations permit only that you will have a transit visa." "Why is that?" "There you are." " Your train tickets, madame." " Thank you very much." " And where is my trunk?" " It's on the way to the station, madame." "It will be put on the train." " Did..." "Did the Campbells get my message?" " Yes, madame." " Thank you very much." "Here." " Thank you very much." "Have a good trip, Madame Hellman." "Thank you." "Yes, yes." "Here, here." "Do you think you can be invisible?" "What does this mean, you're leaving us, you'll find us again after Moscow?" " I'm in a hurry." "I can't explain." " Lilly, what's wrong?" "Nothing's wrong." "I've changed my plans." "I've had enough partying, and I'm gonna leave." " It's not like you to be so mysterious." " I'm late." "I gotta go." " Well, we'll see you to the station." " No, Alan!" "No!" "I don't need you." "I'll call you from Moscow." "Alan, why are you doing this?" "Because our friend Lilly's gone berserk." "What am I supposed to do?" "Alan, please." " What gate?" " It's Gate 5." "Where's your ticket?" "Let me have your ticket." " You don't need to come in with me." " Let me have your ticket." "Oh, God." "I'm late already." "I'm gonna miss my train." "Attention." "Attention." "Quai numéro 5." "Départ imminent... du Nord-Express a destination de Moscou via Berlin." "By way of Berlin?" "Why are you going by way of Berlin?" "I thought you wanted to go to Vienna to see your friend Julia." " I-I never heard from her." " Darling..." " Say good-bye to me here." " Now, Lillian... you know what they do toJews in Germany." "Say, isn't that the man I saw you with in the Tuileries today?" "Is he a friend of yours or something?" "Mr. Johann." "M-Mr." "Johann." "No, please!" "Don't go away." "I just wanted to say hello to you, Mr. Johann." "Hello." "These are friends of mine." "This gentleman says he saw us today in the gardens." "Now he's gonna ask me who you are, and he's gonna say he didn't know... we knew each other so well that you would come say good-bye to me here." "I wish I could say that it was true, but, uh..." "I came here to seek for my nephew who is en route to Poland." "He's not in his coach." "He's late." "This is his habit." "His name is Walter Franz." "Coach 4, second class." "Since I could not find him, I would be most grateful if you could say to him I came." " What..." "What is his name?" " Walter Franz." "Coach 4, second class." "I'm most glad that I had this chance to say hello to you." "Oh, yes indeed, Mr. Johann." "Hello to you." "Hello, Mr. Johann." "What funny talk." "You're talking like a foreigner." "I'm sorry, Alan." "I'm sorry I don't talk as good as you do in Virginia." "I've gotta say good-bye." "La monnaie est la." "La monnaie est la." "Madame Hellman." "I am Walter Franz." "Nephew." "Car 4, second class." "This is your birthday present from Miss Julia." "Open this box, and wear the hat." "When you reach the border, leave the candy box on the seat." "Julia." "This is Compartment "F."" "Do you not want "F"?" "Yes, but I..." "I was..." "I'm going to the washroom." "Um..." "I guess I won't go to the washroom." "Excuse me." "Ja." " May I turn off the light?" " Yes." "Thank you." "Nice coat." "Oh, yes." "My coat is... is nice." "Thank you." "Warm." "What fur it is?" "It's sealskin." "Yes." "It's..." "It's warm." "Your hat is also fur?" "I don't know." "I'll look." " Yes." " Ah." "Nice with coat." "You would put on?" "You would put on." "Yes." "Yes, I will." " Ah, yes." "Nice." " Nice." "Very nice." " It's pretty." " Yes." "Thank you." "I think I'll keep it on." "Dîner, premier service." "Le diner, premier service." " Kommen sie mit?" " Danke." "Nein." "I go to eat now." "You would like dinner?" "But I..." "I don't know when we cross the border." "Border?" "We do not stop for the border until morning." "There is much time now." "Do not worry about your things." "I stay here." "I eat here." "It's too much money to pay for food on train." "I think the consommé is the best." "Yes." "Fine." "Consommé." "Thank you." "You see, I must have hot food for the lungs." "I study in Paris, and I get ill, you see?" "I am at the university." "I am not well." "I was at a concert one night, and sudden I cannot breathe, you see?" "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "J..." "Je malade." "Something wrong?" "No. I..." "I'm just not hungry." "Like some tea?" "No, thank you." ""Whenas in silks myJulia goes..." ""then, then methinks how sweetly flows the liquefaction ofher clothes." ""Next, when I cast mine eyes and see..." ""that brave vibration each way free... oh, how that glittering taketh me."" "That's his tribute to me." "I love you, Julia." "Douane française." "Vous n'avez rien a déclarer?" "It comes now, the border." "We'll be in Germany soon." "Douane française." "Vous n'avez rien a déclarer?" "Non." "Passeport, s'il vous plaît." "Douane française." "Vous n'avez rien a déclarer?" "Merci." "You need your coat and hat." "It is very windy." "You don't need the box." "You forgot your hat." "It's cold." "Thank you." "If you have a temporary visa, it could take more time than others." "It is nothing." "Do not worry." "Nächste." "Nächste." " Rauchen verboten." " No?" "Das rauchen ist verboten." "Nächste." " Danke schön." " Nächste." " Transit visa." " Yes." " Hellman." " Yes." "You are traveling to Moscow." "Why have you stopped in Berlin?" "Friends." "To see friends." "And to see it." "I've never been in Berlin." " Not business?" " Oh, no." "You cannot see much of Berlin in a few hours." "What is your occupation?" "I'm a writer." " Oh, a writer." " Yes." " So you would write of Berlin?" " Oh, no." "I wouldn't." "Perhaps your impressions you would write." "My impressions." "Yes, I would write of my impressions." "All right." "Thank you very much." "Nächste." "Heil Hitler." " The customs... they take a long time with the luggage." " Hmm." " What are you doing?" " Thank you." "I would like a piece of chocolate." "Pl-Please don't do that." "I'm bringing it to a friend." "It's a gift." " Most kind." " Heil Hitler." "Wollen sie Bonbon?" "Nein danke." "Ist gut." "Ist gut." "Heil Hitler." "Berlin..." "Berlin, half an hour, madame." "Lillian." "Lillian.!" "Lillian, how good it is to see you." "But how naughty not to stay for more than a few hours." "Give her the candy box." "I've brought a present for you." "When you get outside, look to your left." "You will see a restaurant called Albert's." "You will cross the street and go into that restaurant." "Good luck." "Enjoy yourself." "Pleasant to see you again." "Fine." "Fine." "I've ordered caviar." "We'll celebrate." "Albert had to send out for it, but he won't be long." "Oh, look at you." "Just look at you." "Tell me what to say to you." "It's all right." "Everything's fine." "Nothing will happen now." " How long do we have?" " Not long." "You still look like nobody else." "Why do you have crutches?" "I've got a false leg." " No tears, Lilly." " I'm sorry." " It's done." "It's what it is." " When?" "You know when." "You were there in Vienna." " No tears." "There's no time." " I'm sorry." "Your fingers are cold." "Here." "They took the candy box..." "a man and a woman." "That's right." "Everything's fine." "Now, what I want you to do is take off your hat as if it were too hot in here." "Lilly, listen to me." "You're not listening." "I'm listening." "I am." "Take off your hat, comb your hair, and put the hat on the seat between us." "Do as I tell you." "Who were you with in Paris?" "Good friends?" "Yes." "Good friends." "They don't know anything about this." " Take out your comb." " Oh, my comb." "Oh, I still carry too much." "There it is." "Take it out and use it." "You look so very well." " I read your play." " Did you like it?" "Children's Hour?" "I'm proud of you." "It was wonderful." " My second one failed." " I know." "I heard." " So you're writing your third." " I'm writing it." "I'm going to the toilet." "You come with me." "If the waiter tries to come and help me, you wave him away." "It's all right." "I can do it." "The leg doesn't fit properly." "I think it belongs to someone else." " It has their initials on it." " Oh, my God." "Act gay." "Can you act gay?" "Ooh." "Albert, diese Dame ist meine beste Freundin." "The German public toilets are always so clean." "So much cleaner than ours in America." "I want you to know that you've been better than a good friend to me." "You've done something important." "We can save 500 people." "Maybe..." "Maybe a thousand if we can bargain right." " Jews?" " About half areJews." "Political people." "We can only do today what we can do today." "And today you did it for us." "Do you need something stronger?" "No." "Do you have a photograph of Hammett?" "Yes." "I do." "I have one." "I wrote you about him." "Did you get that letter?" " You get my letters?" " Mmm." "Some." "Here." "I like his face." "Tell me what he is." "He's remarkable, difficult." "It's not simple together." "I don't know how to describe him." "He's an extraordinary kind of American man." " I want you to meet him." " Mmm." "I want to." "I'm coming to New York." " When?" " I'll be coming in a few months." "I have to get a better leg." "We have to talk fast now." "There isn't much time." "I need you to do something else for me." "I have a baby." "I'll bring her with me when I come to New York." "I want to leave her with you." "A little girl." " Where is she?" " She's across the border in Alsace." "She lives with a baker's family." "I can see her whenever I can cross over... but she shouldn't be in Europe." "It ain't a place for a baby these days." " What's her name?" " Lilly." "She's fat." "She's handsome." "She's very healthy." "She's nearly one year old." "And I don't even mind that she looks like my mother." "I'll take care ofher." "Well, I won't stay away long." "I can't last much longer in Europe." "The crutches make me too noticeable." "You won't have to worry about anything." "There's enough money." "That doesn't matter." "You know that." "The father won't disturb you." "He doesn't want to have anything to do with the baby or with me." "I don't know why I did it." "I don't care." "The baby's good." "What is it?" "Why is it like this?" "Are you as angry now as you used to be?" "Mm-hmm." "Yes." "I try not to be, but there you are." "I like your anger." "You're the only one who does then." "Don't you let anybody talk you out of it." "The man who's going to take care of you has just come into the street." "He'll make sure you get on the train safely." "And there'll be somebody who'll stay with you till you get to Warsaw tomorrow morning." "I don't want to leave you." "I want to stay with you a few more minutes." "No." "Something might still go wrong." "We can't be sure who anyone is anymore." "Now, I want you to stand up, take your hat..." "Listen to me." "Put your hat back on." "Say good-bye to me and then go." "I'll take care of Lilly." "It'll be wonderful." "Put your hat on." "Put the hat on." "Yes." "My beloved friend." "Leave." "Good night." "Please follow me." "Your ticket, please." "Thank you." "Take care of yourself." "My best to everybody." "Thank you very much." "My very best to you, sir." "Thank you." "My very best..." "Thank you." " Fräulein Hellman." " Oui?" "You will be asleep when the border is crossed to Poland." "I will put your suitcase outside for the customs." "I will not wake you, hmm?" "Thank you." "Do you have a trunk?" " Uh, yes." "I have a white trunk in the baggage compartment." " Ah." "I will need the key, please." "Thank you." "She's turned into a wild socialist, giving away all her money." "I was with Anne Marie in Vienna, and I was really in Elba most of the time." "I'm doing a book on Napoléon." "I tried to kill myself in Elba." "Well, you do that every few years, Sammy." "I don't think you should continue with Napoléon, Sammy." "Why don't you try the Wright brothers?" "Or one... one of them." "Try Orville." "What about marriage?" " What about it?" " Still a virgin?" "Why don't you marry my brother Eliot?" " I gotta go, Sammy." " You're afraid of me." "You still think I want to get in your bloomers." "God, Lilly, if you married Eliot, I'd be your brother-in-law..." " and Anne Marie would be your sister-in-law." " Oy." "Oy." "Too late for horror stories, Sammy." " You drink too much." " Hey, you're always so tough on Anne Marie." "What did she ever do to you?" "She's really warm and passionate." "Ask me." "I know." "By the way, she saw your old friend Julia." " Where?" " In Vienna." "She's turned into a wild socialist... giving away all her money." "Listen, Sammy." "You tell Anne Marie... that I don't want to hear any attacks on Julia's belief or on Julia's life." "Not from her or from you." " Good-bye, Sammy." " Oh, come on, Lillian!" "Anne Marie doesn't hold ill thoughts." "You understand about relationships." "Why, Anne Marie and I were a battleground all our lives." "And here's something you don't know." "On my graduation day... my little sister cried like an infant." "She took my arm and kissed me and gave me a tender touch." "And within minutes..." "within minutes, Lillian, it was done." "What I'd wanted to do all those years, she had the same ideas as I had..." " tucked up inside her someplace." " Oh, God." "And to this day, of all the girls I've ever had, my sister was the best." "She was thrilling, Lillian." "And did I ever suspect what she had in mind?" "Not for a minute." "Don't look at me like that." "She was 16." "She was very complicated." "Come on now." "You're so slick, so unruffled." "You have no right to turn up your nose." "Your life's no closed book." "No one's scot-free, you know." "After all, the whole world knows about you and Julia." " What does the whole world know, Sammy?" " Oh." " What does the world know?" " Oh." "Don't be that way." "I'm a sophisticated man." "If anybody understands the sex urge of the adolescent girl, it's me." "Did you know that in Paris the women are wearing watches around their legs?" "Little garters with timepieces in them." "Good morning." "Just to say good-bye to you and have a happy trip." "You're across the border now." "Your trunk was removed by the Germans yesterday." "They kept it." "They must be suspicious, but you're in no danger." "Do not return from Moscow through Germany." "Travel another way." "My best regards to your family." "Take care of yourself." "Bye-bye now." " Good night." " Good night." "Hellman." "Spasiba." "Julia has been killed." "Please advise Moore's Funeral Home, Whitechapel Road, London... what disposition." "My sorrow for you." "My sorrow for all of us." "Signed, John Watson." "And may I say how sorry I am, madam." "These are the documents you will require." "You wish to see her, madam?" "There is rather a deep slash on her face, which was difficult to cover up." "Yes." "This note was left for you." "It is your right to know... that the Nazis found her in Frankfurt." "She was in the apartment of a colleague." "We got her to London in the hope of saving her." "None of us knows what disposition her family wishes to make." "We could not reach the grandparents or the mother." "I am sorry that I cannot be there to help you." "It is better that we take our sorrow for this wonderful woman... into action and perhaps revenge." "Yours, John Watson, who speaks here for many others." "I see a gun." "I see a gun, and a handsome soldier's going to shoot it." " but it won't shoot." " I see a gun... and a handsome soldier's going to shoot it, but it won't shoot... and the brave, handsome soldier says, "I need another gun."" "I see a gun, and a handsome soldier's going to shoot it, but it won't shoot... and the soldier says, "I need another gun,"" "and someone shouts back..." ""Sorry, soldier, that's the last gun!"" ""That's the last gun.!"" "Where can I find, uh, John Watson?" "I don't know a John Watson, madam." "Well, you gave me a note." "He wrote me a note." "I picked up the note when I collected the body, madam." "Where did you collect the body?" "The house of a Dr. Chester Lowe... 18 Willoughby Road." " Yes?" " Dr. Chester Lowe?" "There's no Dr. Chester Lowe here." "This is 18 Willoughby Road." "There's no Dr. Lowe." "I'm sorry." "Well, perhaps John Watson then." "I'm sorry." "You have the wrong address." " I'm Julia's friend." " I'm sorry." " I have a letter from John Watson." " You have the wrong address!" "She's across the border in Alsace." "She lives with a baker's family." "It's impossible, madame." "Alsace is not a village." "It is a big province." " Hi." " Uh..." " Do you speak English?" " Yes." "I'm from America." "Uh, do you know any Americans?" "Americans?" "What is it you want, madam?" "Well, I'm a friend of one that you might know." "I'm looking for her baby." "I'm very busy, you see." "If you don't want bread, I can't help you." "Madam, I'm a friend ofJulia's." "Do you know about a baby named Lilly?" "There's no baby here." "There's no baby." "Just go and have a look." "There's no baby." "I'm sorry." " Do you need this anymore?" " Ah, no." "That's all right." "Is this all you got?" "Hey." "Mr. Johann!" "Mr. Johann!" "Hello!" "Mr. Johann!" "Lilly." "Lilly." "It's all right." "All right." "Go back to sleep." " Please, ma'am, you'll have to wait outside." " I will not wait outside." "What's the trouble, Anna?" "Raines, do you remember me?" "I used to come here with Julia on weekends." "Remember, when we were just little children?" "You remember, her friend, Lillian." " I'm afraid I don't." " Of course, you do." " Please, to step outside, madam." " I will not please... to step anywhere until I talk toJulia's grandparents." " They're on a cruise, madam." "They will not be returning for eight weeks." " I don't believe you." " I will take the information..." " Julia has been murdered!" "It's not to be referred to as "information."" "I have her ashes, and I want them to tell me what I'm supposed to do with them." " If you don't leave, I shall have to call..." " She has a child!" " Don't they care about their granddaughter's child?" " If you don't leave, madam..." " I shall have to call the police." " Hello!" "They never wanted to find the baby." "I did." "You tried." "I didn't try hard enough." "You hired detectives." "You had lawyers." " You did what you could." " I don't know." "They never wanted to find the baby." "They wanted Julia's money, and they got it." " I know, the bastards." " So now let it be." "There's something else now." "There's a war going on over there." "Maybe she's alive in it." "The baby's dead, Lilly." "I won't believe that." "You don't know that." "Lillian!" "The baby is dead." "Julia was and isn't." "That's all." "And when you die, will you want me to feel that way about you?" "I'll outlive ya." "Oh, maybe not." "You're stubborn." "Hammett didn't outlive me." "We lived together, off and on, for... 30 years." "And I've gone on for a good many years since." "Sometimes fine, not always." "But he was right." "I am stubborn." "I haven't forgotten either of them."

"previously on... does this relationship have a future?" "Can't we just keep going the way we are?" "Jackson left." "Orson's lying to magain." "Bree made a decision." "So I think I have to divorce him." "Karl signed up." "Karl, what are you doing here?" "Well, I just enrolled evan." "And susan confessed." "Mike and I got in a car accident." "Mike was driving, right?" "That's what we said, but it wasn't true." "He took the blame for me." "on this street, the bargaining begins at sunrise... an old woman offers a paperboy a generous tip if he'll throw the paper onto her porch... a wife tells her husband she'll make his favorite dinner if he'll bring home roses... a man tells his neighbor he'll take in his garbage cans the day she finally mows her lawn." "Yes, on wisteria lane, everyone knows how to bargain-- absolutely everyone." "I don't want oatmeal." "Can I have pancakes?" "Katherine's not a short order cook, buddy." "If she made oatmeal for breakfast, we're having oatmeal." "I tell you what, M.J." "If you finish just half of it, I will make candied apples for your sleepover." "I love candy apples." "She's letting you off easy." "You should thank her." "Thank you, katherine." "You are so welcome, you sweet thing." "Dad, are you gonna marry katherine?" "that's, um..." "I don't know." "Why not?" "Oh, well, oh, because we haven't talked about marriage." "Why not?" "M.J., You're being rude." "Oh, I'm not offended." "Don't you wanna marry katherine?" "well..." "I love her." "She's absolutely fantastic." "So why don't you marry her?" "Can you help me out here?" "Are you kidding?" "Buddy, um, when it comes to marriage, the truth is..." "Would you look at the time?" "I'm late for work." "we're gonna have to talk about this later." " Coward." " You got that right." "How'd I do?" "You were great." "But he didn't answer me." "Doesn't matter." "Issue's on the table." "Yes, on this street, the negotiating begins at sunrise, and it doesn't end... here's the ice cream I promised you." "Until someone gets exactly what they want." "Desperate Housewives Season05 Episode21" "Walter bergen was a divorce lawyer, and the women who hired him always had something to say about the men they were divorcing." "He's always talking to his grandmother, who died six years ago." "He spends all his money on hookers, who may or may not be women." "He says he needs more money for the children, and by "children," I mean racehorses." "Yes, walter bergen thought he had heard it all until the day when one ofis clients actually said... my husband is a decent man, and I want to do right by him." "Women who seek my services rarely take that attitude." "Well, I like to think of myself as a good person." "I'm sure you are." "And I wouldn't worry about your husband." "The income he'll derive from his half of the catering business alone should-- wait.I'm not planning on giving him half." "It's my business." "Which you started after you were married." "That entitles him to half." "I-I may have overstated things when I described my husband as a decent man." "He actually has a wide variety of psychological problems." "Mrs. Hodge, it's state law." "What do you want me to say?" "I want you to say that for $300 an hour, you have some lawyer tricks up your sleeve to help me protect my business." "Surely you're not asking me to do something criminal?" "Mrs. Hodge, didn't you say you like to think of yourself as a good person?" "Well, clearly, I like to think of myself as a rich person even more." "Full house." "Bree takes the high." "Gaby gets the low." "Split the pot." "Oh, I hate splitting the pot." "Well, that's the rule." "There's nothing you can do about it." "So stop bitching." "Well, you can't talk to me like that." "I am the wife of fairview's latino businessman of the year." " So he finally won?" " yeah." "There's gonna be a huge dinner, and we're taking a picture with the mayor and his wife." "Oh, not necessarily." "I hear they're getting divorced, and it's gonna get ugly." "really?" "How do you know?" "The wife hired the sleaziest, most unethical divorce lawyer in town." "Who--who's that?" "My ex-husband." "Oh, right." "Karl's a divorce lawyer." "Yeah, and a total shark." "The worst thing about our divorce was that I couldn't hire him to represent me." "But I thought you just split everything done the middle." "Oh, not with karl." "By the time he's done finding loopholes and hiding assets, there's nothing left to split." "You don't say." "Hey, ladies." "Uh, lynette, ahem." "It's getting kinda late." "Are you kicking us out, tom?" "Uh, no." "No, just reminding lynette that it's, uh, ten minutes till midnight, which means ten minutes till tomorrow." "I got it." "I'll be right up." "What was that about?" "Tom and I are reading this book that suggests couples make a pact to have sex every night for a month." "Let me guess." "Written by a guy?" "Was his name carlos soils?" "we've been having some problems, so the theory is it creates intimacy and brings you closer." "Is it working?" "I've gotta say it is." "You become more attuned to each other's needs and more sensitive to- lynette!" " Je!" "Two seconds!" "We--we should go." "No, we're in our third week." "We got this down to a science." "Just deal me out a few hands." "juanita, hurry up." "The bus will be here any minute." "Be right down!" "There's an extra piece of cinnamon toast on the table." "Not hungry." "Bye!" "susan?" "It's dave." "Hey, remember I was telling you about my buddy that owns that boat on bass lake?" "Yeah, well, he's not using it this weekend, so I thought maybe I'd take you and M.J.Fishing." "Yeah, I know it's short notice, but I really wanted to do something to thank you." "You've been so good to me since edie died." "Plus I know M.J.Would love it." "Great." "I'm really looking forward to it." "Bye." "CH****" "hello?" "Oh, hi, principal hardy." "What's up?" "She's wearing what?" "Now march in there and wipe that stuff off!" " You don't have to yell." " Yes, I do." "Do you have any idea how humiliating it was for me to get that call today?" "Now every parent in town is gonna think that I let my 6-year-old wear makeup to school!" "And I want my makeup back." "Is it in here?" "why do you have this?" "Juanita." "****** why?" "Some girls at school saw you pick me up yesterday and told me I must be adopted." "They said I wasn't pretty enough to be your daughter." "how's it feeling?" "I-it's really throbbing." " Oh, please hurry." " Okay." "hi there." "Jackson, hey." "You're back." "I needed to talk to you." "Why didn't you call?" "I wanted to surprise you." "Well, you did." "Oh, uh, right." "Jackson, you remember mrs." "Mccluskey, don't you?" "Sure." "How are you, mrs." "Mccluskey?" "Oh, I'm in agonizing pain." "Thanks for asking." "I'm taking her to the doctor so he can perform a little procedure." "He's gonna lance a boil on my backside." "It may rupture any second." "Okay." "I just had my car detailed, so I should probably go." "No problem." "Uh, when can I see you?" "how about dinner tomorrow night?" "Sounds great." "If you t want to keep staring at each other," "I can just go lay down on the lawn and die." "I don't mind." "Ll see you tomorrow." " karl." " Hey, mike." "Heard M.J.'S having a sleepover." "I thought I'd hit you up for an invitation." "Aren't you a little old for sleepovers?" "Cards on the table." "I need your help." "Evan's one of the only boys in class who wasn't invited, and he's really upset." "Okay, cards on the table." "M.J.Says evan's a bully, and he doesn't want him at his sleepover." "Well, what if I promise evan will be on his best behavior?" "I'm sorry." "It's out of my hands." "M.J.Finalized his guest list." "Well, I think if you check that list again, you'll notice evan's name's on there." "I'm M.J.'S dad, not his bouncer." "But... thanks." "Hey, honey." "How's your day going?" "Very exciting." "Just got back from the grocery store." "It is double coupon day, sorta like the oscars and the super bowl all rolled into one." "did you remember to get my, um... my special deodorant?" "I sure did. milady's armpits will be aluminum-free." "How is your day?" "I'm totally slammed, which is why I'm calling." "It looks like I'm gonna be here late tonight, and by "late," I mean past midnight." "Wait." "W-what about our pact?" "We'll... double up tomorrow." "Lynette, I have been looking forward to this all day." "I know, and I'm really sorry." "Listen, I gotta go." "I will call you later." "I love you." "Bye." "tom." "What are you doing here?" "Is everything all right?" "Everything's fine." "Well, then what are you doing... here?" "oh, no." "Are you crazy?" "Crazy about you, baby." "But I have so much to do, and I'm not gonna be done till 2:00 A.M." " Possibly 3:00." " Come on." "This is important." "Remember what the book said?" "Every night, no matter what." "no, this is a really bad time for me." "Well, you did buy me that deodorant." "lynette, I have carlos on line two." "Uh, tell him I'll call right back." "He says it's really important." "Hello?" "Hey, lynette." "I'm over here at capital consultants, and the guys have a question." "I need you to pull up their account." "Now?" "I'm kind of busy!" "Well, the ad has to be at the printer's by noon, so yeah, now." "lynette?" "Lynette!" "Yes?" "What's going on?" "You all right?" "Sorry." "Just had the handyman in here, but he's finished." "Thank you, handyman." "you're welcome, ma'am." "So... carlos... where were we?" "Could I get you something?" "No, thanks, I don't drink." "Oh, that's right." "Glug glug." "I remember now." "I'm bringing you business, karl." "Try not to insult me." "Sorry." "So you want to divorce orson." "Yes, I know that comes as a surprise." "Not really." "I've met him." "The guy's a stiff." "Karl, if we move forward, I will insist you handle our divorce with dignity." "are you sure?" "I don't know of a dignified way to screw a spouse out of money that they, by law, are entitled to." "That is why you're hiring me, right?" "I just want to protect what is rightfully mine." "Can you help me?" " sure." " Lovely." "I'll make out a check." "Yeah, not so fast." "Uh, I said i could do it, not that i would." "I need a favor." "Well, what kind of a favor?" "M.J. Delfino is having a sleepover at his house in two days." "My son wasn't invited." "Now his feelings are hurt." "So?" "So I want you to get my son into that sleepover." "How would I go about doing that?" "Gosh, I don't know." "How would I go about hiding your assets from orson?" "I need your help, karl." "I really do, but I am not comfortable manipulating a 6-year-old." "You know, I had this one client... his wife had been with him since junior high." "She supported him through med school, gave him three kids and the best years of her life." "Once I had done my particular brand of legal magic, he ended up with 90% of the money, and she ended up in a studio apartment... with a roommate." "Then again..." "M.J. Does..." "love my macaroons." "sweetie, don't listen to those kids." "They're idiots." "You are a gorgeous little girl." "You have to say that." "You're my dad." "No, it's the truth." "You are naturally beautiful." "Makeup just covers that up." "He's right, sweetie." "You don't need all that gunk on your face." "Then why do you wear it?" "Because I'm an adult." "And besides, I hardly wear any." "Come on, gaby." "Let's try to keep this real." "Are you gonna wear makeup when daddy gets his big award?" "Well, it's a big, fancy dinner." "Of course." "But that's not fair." "Sweetie, you're 6." "There's a lot of things I can do that you don'T." "So you get to look pretty at daddy's party, and i have to look like this?" "Hey, I have a great idea." "Okay, see?" "Your daddy's got a great idea." "How about if neither one of you wears makeup to the dinner?" "Okay." "no, no, no." "Your daddy's just being silly." "Can I talk to you for a second, silly daddy?" "are you a lunatic?" "I am not walking into a ballroom full of people without my face on." "Come on." "This is the perfect opportunity to teach her that beauty's only skin deep." "Yeah, well, once you see this skin without foundation, you may want to rethink that." "Gaby, your daughter is in pain." "And don't you love her enough to put your vanity aside for one night?" "I was in labor for 20 hours." "She still owes me for that!" "fine." "I will make the ultimate sacrifice, and I will be ugly for my daughter." "But if she ever needs a kidney..." "You're really going all out on this sleepover." "although I'm not sure that tons of sugar and whistles are a good combination." "Oh, good point." "I'll make us some goody bags filled with earplugs and vodka." "It's great." "I'm sure M.J.Will appreciate it." "I'm sure he will." "He's a great K... and funny." "that was hilarious the other day, when he asked us when we're getting married." "I'm glad you thought it was funny." "I was tap-dancing my ass off." "No, you were great." "Although... someday you'll probably have to answer the question." "I'm sure he's forgotten by now." "You know kids." "Kids are like that." "Grown-ups on the other hand... not so much." "We're not talking about M.J. Ymore, are we?" "Oh, you want to go run and get your tap shoes?" "No." "No." "I'll be completely honest here." "Moving in with you is one of the best decisions I ever made." "you make me really, really happy." "But?" "I've been married before, and I just don't see myself getting married again." "Okay." "Probably not what you wanted to hear." "I wanted the truth." "It's not your fault the truth sucks." "So could you get the streamers out of the car?" "Sure." "Oh, by the way, for what it's worth, I do love you." "I've only been working there two months, but I love it." "And the kids are so cute." "And I get to see M.J. During the day, which is nice." "Uh, you kn, uh, for a guy that just had to see me so bad, you... you seem awfully far away." "I'm sorry." "I'm just a little nervous." "I have something... to ask you, and I don't know how you're gonna react." "What is it?" "This is gonna come out of nowhere, but..." "I want you to marry me." "A-and here's how I came to this." "The other day... what are you doing?" "I have to go upstairs." "Now?" "susan, are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I just didn't want you to see me crying." "Honey, you didn't let me finish." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Just, um, all I've been telling myself that I didn't really care about you, which was easy to do because you left so suddenly." "But I am so lonely." "And as much as I tell myself that i like being the strong, single woman on her own, the truth is, I think about you all the time." "And I wanted to call you, but I thought you'd gotten over me." "And to hear that you still love me... that is just something that I really needed to hear right now." "And I want you to know-- oh, god." "I want you to know I love you, too." "Jackson..." "I love you." "jackson?" "Oh,god." "I really wish you'd let me finish." "Finish what?" "Susan,I need you to marry me so that immigration doesn't deport me back to canada." "The one thing I didn't tell you is that I'm here on a student visa that expired six y and I got a call from the authorities,so unless I can find somebody that will marry me," "I'm gonna be in really big trouble." "Susan?" "Susan,did you hear me?" "I heard." "So... what do you say?" "Okay." "Okay,it was a bad idea." "Get out or I will kick your ass back to the canadian border!" "took a shower,brushed my teeth." "We are good to go." "Lynette." "What are you doing?" "You know,the pact." "Didn't we already do it tonight?" "no." "Oh,they're all starting to blur." "look,I worked till 3:00 A.M.Last night." "I'm exhausted." "How about we take a rain check?" "A rain check?" "This isn't baseball." "Every night for 30 days-- that's the law." "Tom,I have a 7:00 A.M.Meeting." "How about I take a long lunch,and you do me twice at work tomorrow?" "Come on." "This is important." "Okay." "Okay." "We'll have sex." "But can you make it quick?" "Lynette,please." "You can't rush an artist." "Morning." "Oh,sorry." "I don't have time for breakfast." "good." "I didn't make you any." "Oh,okay." "Uh,coffee will be fine." "Beans are right there." "Grab a handful and grind." "Is there a problem?" "You don't remember?" "Last night,we were having sex?" "You fell asleep?" "After?" "During." "Was it good?" "I didn't finish." "God,you ruined our streak,lynette." "I'm sorry." "I was exhausted." "It's not like I was asking you to scrub a floor." "All you had to do was lie there,like you usually do." "Oh,okay." "I'm gonna let that one go,'cause you're upset." "Well,it's true." "With you being so tired from work lately,I'm the one doing all the heavy lifting." "Tom,you're being completely irrational." "We've had sex 23 days straight." "I've seen more ceilingthan michelangelo." "We made a commitment,lynette." "The book says-- oh,would you stop with the book?" "You bought it at a car wash along with a pack of gumand an air freshener." "You're right." "It's stupid." "All my ideas are stupid." "I should just stick to doing chores." "Don't just walk away." "You better get to work,lynette." "You're gonna be late." "Haven't seen you boys in a while." "There's been a break in the club fire case,mr." "Williams." "You got a minute?" "do you know this guy?" "No." "Who is he?" "Dr. Samuel heller,psychiatrist from boston." "He's the guy who burned up in the fire." "What's a shrink from boston doing in fairview?" "No idea,but we'd like to find out if anyone knows him or what he was doing there." "Did you see him backstage?" "No,I didn't see anybody." "Except porter scavo." "Yeah,but I told you." "That was a mistake." " Do you know a guy named jackson braddock?" " Was he?" "Yeah,he got locked in the employee men's room right before the fire started." "Well,I don't know anything about that." "Have you talked to him?" "We've been trying,but he left town,and we've been unable to find him." "That's a shame." "We'll figure it out." "Thanks for your time." "You bet." "hey,susan." "It's dave." "You know,I was thinking I'd pick up you and M.J.Around 6:00 A.M. Saturday for the trip." "Yeah." "I figured the earlier we get going,the better." "Okay." "well,hello there,M.J." "I was baking this morning,and like an idiot,I made too many macaroons." "Would you be willing to take one?" "I would hate to see them go to waste." "Macaroons are my favorite." "Oh,really?" "What a delightful coincidence." "You know,I could bake these for you every week, and all I'd need in return is just the tiniest of favors." "What kind of favor?" "Invite evan mayer to your sleepover." "I don't like evan." "He's mean." "Oh,no." "Deep down,he's just a fragile little boy who wants to be liked." "He hit me with a dead squirrel." "Now,M.J.,We can find faults with all our friends if we nitpick." "What do you say?" "Will you invite him?" "Would you like some ice cream with your macaroons?" "Because I could make that happen." "Bree?" "I'm late for my golf game." "I don't have time to go to the A.T.M.,So I took the cash out of your wallet." "Bye." "M.J.,There's someone in my life who hits me with a dead squirrel every single day." "And you are the only one who can help me." "Please,please invite evan to your party." "Okay." "thank you." "Oh,thank you,sweetheart." "Boy,the stuff I do for macaroons." "go away!" "I-I don't want to talk to you." "Come on." "Let me in." "Thanks,but I've reached my maximum allowance for humiliation this week." "Listen,I'm sorry you thought it was a real proposal." "I thought you knew I'd moved on." "Maximum allowance exceeded." "What do you want?" "I wanted to apologize." "You have every righto be mad at mE." "Oh,I'm not mad at you." "You know,I'm just disappointed in myself." "I was a little lonely and a little afraid and..." "I just did what I always do-- let some silly romantic fantasy take over." "I didn't know you ill felt that way about me." "I don'T." "This isn't about you." "Not really." "And besides,you moved on." "Well,I had to." "You pushed me away." "I had to... heal my heart and get over it." "This--I mean,this is really the only thing you can do to stay here and do your work?" "Yeah." "I'll help you." "Really?" "Yeah." "I'll do it." "But that's it." "No love,no sex,just... marriage." "No sex?" "You want people to think this is a real marriage,don't you?" "gaby,come on." "For god sakes,will you take those off?" "It's 8:00 at night." "Oh,fine." "As long as you don't mind people thinking you're out on the town with your anemic lesbian sister." "There's our man of honor." "gaby,this is stephanie." "She put this whole banquet together." "Nice to meet you." "You're probably wondering why I look like this." "Excuse me?" "I'm not ill." "I'm just not wearing any makeup so I can teach my daughter that beauty's what's on the inside." "I don't actually look this hideous." "Okay." "Will you please stop explaining yourself?" "I mean,it was bad enough when you did it with the valet." "I can't help it." "I don't want people thinking I condone this face." "I'm gonna go find our table." "Champagne?" "Oh,thank you." "I'm not ill." "I'm just not wearing any makeup." "gaby!" "Gotta go." "come on,guys." "No running in the house." "These candy apples are great." "Can me and evan have another one?" "Well,I better ask katherine." "Where is katherine?" "You're missing all the fun." "I just got a candied apple out of a kid's hair." "Sounds like you got everything under control." "No,come on down." "It's not as much fun without you." "Okay." "You were honest with me,so I'm gonna be honest with you." "I got scared." "Of what?" "I was hosting a party with this amazing man and his adorable son, and we were like the perfect family,anthen I realized... we're not a family." "It could all go away in an instant." "Katherine,I'm not leaving." "But you're not committing either." "Why not,mike?" "Is it susan?" "You still in love with her?" "No." "No,I've told you that." "Then it must be me." "Katherine,I love ving you in my life." "I'm just not ready." "I don't know what else to say." "I'm not trying to get you to say anything." "I just have to take care of myself." "I should probably go make sure the first floor is still there." "Excuse me." "The mayor's about to leave,and the newspaper wants a photo with him and your family." "Oh,that's so sweet." "tell him no way in hell." "Tell him we'll be right there." "The newspaper?" "Forget it." "Gaby,I do business with the city." "I can't just blow off the mayor." "Seriously,we cannot allow this to be photographed." "Next time there's an epidemic,people are gonna think I'm patient zero." "You're not getting out of this." "Fine." "But just so we're clear,you're also latino jerk of the year." "Come on." "Let's go." "Oh,can I at least use the bathroom first?" "ladies!" "Attention,please." "I am in a jam,and I need lipstick and eyeliner." "Come on." "Chop chop." "You can use my makeup." "Oh,that doesn't really go with my skin tone." "What do yomean?" "We have the same coloring." "Yeah,it doesn't really go with your skin tone either, but I can only deal with one disaster at a time." "Asian girl." "Close enough." "Um,I don't think so." "Was it the "chop chop" thing?" "Fine." "I'm sorry." "Now can I borrow some blush?" "I don't share cosmetics." "I'm sort of a germ freak." "Oh,don't worry." "I'm as healthy as a horse." "Really?" "You look sick." "That's 'cause I don't have any makeup!" "I said no." "Now leave me alone." "Okay,okay,look." "I'm sorry." "You're right." "I never should have asked." "Come out now,or I'll call security!" "You know,for a woman who has a purse full of dinner rolls,you sure have a lot of attitude." "Oh,good." "We're all here." "By the way,mrs." "Solis,you look absolutely stunning." "Thank you." "Yeah,mom." "You look great." "Okay,big smiles,everyone." "see this?" "My third espresso." "I'm wired." "No way I'm falling asleep tonight." "How about we throw a pizza on the front lawn,and when the kids run out to get it, we lock the door and do it in every room in the house?" "Tom,I'm sorry." "I don't know what else to say." "If you wanna stay mad,I guess you're gonna stay mad." "I am not mad,lynette." "Then what's wrong?" "You're gonna think it's stupid." "Tell me." "You want to know why sex has become so important to me lately?" "Because you are the only thing in my life that I'm passionate about." "That is so sweet." "No." "No,it's not good,lynette-- not for me,not for you." "I..." "I need something else to be excited about." "I thought you wanted to do this,to take a break and stay home." "I did." "You know,I figured,the kids are grown..." "I can take care of the house and the errands,and it'll be easy,and it is." "It's too damn easy." "I am finished with my work by noon,and then I just sit around,waiting for you to come home." "So... what do you want to do?" "What are you passionate about?" "I don't know." "I'm a middle-aged guy,and I don't know what I want to do with my life." "I told you it was stupid." "No." "No." "I know I disappointed you tonight,and I'm really sorry." "It's okay." "I know why you did it." "I need makeup,too." "Honey,I know you think being pretty seems like the most important thing in the world right now, but believe me,it's not." "You were a model." "yes,I was." "And my whole life,people told me how pretty I was." "So you know what?" "I never thought I had to work hard in school or work on friendships or my personality-- none of it." "And then I stopped modeling,and I realized I didn't have much on the inside." "And I don't want that for you." "I want you to be brave and funny and creative... to be more than just a shell." "I want you to have the whole rich,gooey center." "Will you promise to do that for yourself?" "Okay." "when do I get to wear makeup?" "I tell you what." "You can wear makeup the day you realize you don't really need it." "I bought M.J.A fishing pole." "I figure I'd teach the little guy how to cast before we hit the water." "Oh,my god." "We're not gonna be able to make it this weekend." "I'm kind of... getting married." "What?" "to who?" "dave williams." "I thought I heard you out here." "Jackson." "just when you thought I was out of the picture,I'm back." "since you held up your end othe bargain,I'm going to hold up mine." "I'm gonna make sure that you walk away from this marriage with your business and your assets intact." "Now to accomplish this,I may need you to lie,stonewall, even resort to some outright trickery." "My question is... will you be up for that?" "I used to think of myself as a good person." "If I had a choice,I would always choose the high road." "Lately I've begun to realize that,um..." "I'm capable of doing whatever needs to be done." "You know what that makes you?" "The perfect client." "on this street,the bargaining is finished by sundown... a daughter agrees to go to bed early if her mother lets her dress up in her old gowns... a woman agrees to let her fianc?" "spend the night if he'll agree to sleep on the sofa... a man allows his lover to get close as long as they don't discuss the future." "Yes,everyone knows how to bargain on wisteria lane... ***late" "*** ****morning ***tonight" "*** ****for"

"Freeze." "Hold it there." "Freeze." "Hold it there." " Inspector Chen." " What's the status?" "We've arrested 3 robbers." "But one's holding hostages inside." " Call 2020 and 2021, I want them here." " Yes." " Evacuate the place." " Yes." "Inspector Chen." "Go away." "Report to Ming's Supermarket right away, over." "Don't you dare dating us again." "Roger, we're on our way, over." " Roger, over." " Well?" " Here it is." " Give it to me." "O.C. here, where have you been?" "We've been fighting crimes." "Come here right away." "What happened?" "Chiu made a turn at 80." "Which direction are you heading?" "East, we'll be there any minute." "This is east, that's west." "I told you to be easy with the hand brake." "Now we're in trouble." "I'll have a new car." "What about the car?" "The government will send you the bill." "Take care of the detail inside." "What kind is it?" "Robbery and hostage keeping." "Oh my God." " Are these the heavies?" " Right." "All have mustaches, your turn." " What's your name?" " Ming." " What about the one inside?" " Jim." "Tell him to take his clothes off." "Yes." "Take your pantyhose off." "What?" "We need them, hurry up." "I've got you a brand new one." "Don't put real bullets in." "Don't worry." "Freeze or I'll shoot you." "You're strangling me to death anyway." " Jim." " Who's that?" "Ming." "You've got one too?" "I killed two out there." "They now know we mean business." "They wouldn't try anything." "Don't go crazy killing people." "We've got to show them we mean business." "What shall we do now?" "Go out with the hostages." "Before the cops' reinforcements arrive." "Trying to escape!" "It hurts." "You're supposed to be dead." "Don't kill anymore." "Why not?" "Shut up or I'll kill you." "Shut up." "You're so heavy." "You killed all the hostages." "Do the cops know your face?" "No." "You'll be the hostage." "I'll take you out." "I've used up my bullets, give me your gun." "Act a bit." "Let's go." "More acting." "Don't come near or I'll kill him." "Make it look real." " Get us a car." " The car." "Get in." "Freeze." " Good bye." " You..." "Wake up, miss." "Mouth to mouth?" "I've got no other alternatives." "What's wrong now?" "She woke up and passed out again." "Get an ambulance." "Go." "Morning, everybody." "Breakfast time." "It'll be your turn soon." "You little devil." "Hello." "Chiu, a call for you." "Thanks." "Hello, who's that?" "Hold on." "It's for you, Beethoven." "Thanks." "Hello." "How stupid of me." "What do you think you're doing?" "Sorry sir." "Fortunately it's not green." "I've got it all over my head." "Thank you." "You took the last can." "One has to be quick." "In order to get ahead." "Smart guy." "No problem, I'll take care of it." "See you then." "Thank you." "Where's my report?" " l gave it to Beethoven." " You didn't." "It's in his hands." "It's a long story." "Don't move." " What do you mean?" " Stand still." "Don't tease me." "You dared yelling at a cop." "He told you not to move." " You idiot." " Sir." "You son of a bitch." "Put your gun down." "Let go of me. I'll kill you." "It's not my fault." "They're all on your side." "Otherwise I would have shot you." "You asked for it." "What's bugging you today?" "Get back to work." "What about your report?" "Get someone to retype it." "Trying to make me deaf?" "Hello." "Are you dumb or something?" "The paint is still wet." "Why me?" "They call you Pumpkin Head." "Because you're such a blockhead." "Are you drinking it or not?" "Of course I am." "Drink it." "Tough guy." "That'll teach you." "I have to get these to the iron Lady." "Iron Lady?" "Inspector Chen's new secretary?" " That's right." " You're in trouble." "I know how to handle women." "Just flatter them." "She's not a normal woman." "Do you know why they call her iron Lady?" "No." "Because she's the meanest woman on earth." "When she stationed at Wanchai." "Don't barge in like that." "Carry on." "She was very nasty." "They all hated her." "But they were all afraid of her." "Why?" "Actually they were jealous of her." "Because she's very efficient, and nice, and pretty." " Morning, Madam." " Morning." "Morning." "Your reports to the Executive Officer," "Should be handed to me." "Date them, and make copies for Public Relations." " Do you understand?" " Yes." "Trying to make fun of me?" "Look at these smart eyes." "The madam's back." "He's not afraid of her." "That's right." "Who gives a damn about that stupid broad?" "I was practicing my lying techniques." "You did well." "Chiang, where's the report?" "It's not ready yet." "You have to hand in your reports punctually." "Or I'll have to report it." "Finish your report." "Why are you crying?" "I'm not crying." "You've done stupid things before." " First time today though." " Let's go." "Morning." "A black ceiling?" "Are you color blind?" "Who'll buy us dinner tonight?" "Wen, the informer." "He's meeting us in the usual place." "Beethoven, Chiu." "Sha is making a deal in the Paris Room." "You're not lying, are you?" "Of course not." "For your sake you'd better not be." " Freeze." " Nobody moves." "Stand up." "Your four, move over to the wall." "Move it." "Move it." "Stand still." "Don't move." " You..." " Shut up." "You have the right to remain silent." "Now that I've read you your rights." "I'm charging you with drug trafficking." "What have you got?" "Underwears?" " Do they fit you?" " Be serious." " Well?" " lt's time to go." "Sorry everybody." "Stay there." "You pulled your guns on us." "And accused us of drug trafficking." "And messed up my things." "It's a misunderstanding." "We'll buy you new ones." "That simple?" "I'm in doubt of your identities." "Let me see your l.D.s" "Our guns prove that we're cops." "Robbers have guns too." "Show me your l.D.s or I'll call the police." "I'll file a complaint." "That you abused your authorities." "You'll hear from our lawyer." "Now leave us alone." " He pissed me off." " Me too." "I'm a cop, I'm after illegal aliens." "I want to see your l.D.s" "Show me your l.D.s I left it at home." "What should we do with him?" "Take him back to the station." "Mr. Sha is a celebrity." "Don't you recognize him?" "Do you recognize him?" "No." "We can verify Mr. Sha's identity." "They all say that." "Should we go by the book?" "is that resisting arrest?" "What do you think?" "Calm down." "Go get my l.D." "I'll do you a favor." "I can hide your face with a paper bag." "So you wouldn't make the headlines." "Don't bother." "Your men were way out of line." "I was locked up for one night." "The turtle's having difficulty breathing." "You'd better do something." "You..." "Shut up you two." "I'm going to sue them." "They invaded my privacy." "Why are turtles bald?" "They've done too many evil things." "I told you to shut up." "You can complain to Public Relations." "You'll hear from my lawyer." "Good idea." "Let's go." "The turtle's eyes bulge." "But I've fed him already." "I think he's upset." "Come on, move it." "The turtle refuses to move." " You watch it." " Don't upset yourself." "You'd better stop playing around." "Sorry sir." "Don't mess with Sha." "Put him away for good." "I've worked at it for years." "Trying to put him in jail." "He was locked up for one night." "I want it to be for life." "That's not nice." "Be serious, get out." "Yes." "Morning." "Morning." "Aren't you going to apply?" "She may still be mad at me." "Go apply for an apartment in the dormitory." "I'm not up to it." "I'll tell her first." "Then you talk to her." "Stay here." "Can I tell you something?" "Sure." "Promise not to get mad though." "Okay." "Chiu's in love with you." "But he's afraid of you." "But to love is not a sin." "He should tell you face to face." "Don't you agree?" "Yes." "I'll tell him to come in." "But be nice to him." "He's scared." "I told her." "Don't you worry a thing." "Madam." "Sit down." "Sit down." "You'd like to have a family of your own." "You dream about it all the time." "is it true?" "Yes, I can't get it off my mind." "I'll leave you two alone." "It's time for you to settle down." "I know." "When did you start thinking this way?" "What way?" "To have a family." "A long time ago." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I was afraid." "Of what?" "I don't have enough qualifications." "What do you think you're lacking?" "I've been a cop for over 10 years." "But I'm not even a sergeant." "Ranks don't mean a thing." "They don't matter." "Do you know why I became a cop?" "No." "Because I like to be with macho men." "The type with guts." "I... I know it's not your type." "But I'd give you a fighting chance." "Thanks Madam." "Call me Anna." "I'll consider it." "You mean... I'll let you know, go away now." "We shouldn't be talking like this." "Don't spoil it, see you later." "Chiu, take care of yourself." "I was only applying for an apartment." "Tea?" " Coffee?" " Here." " Donuts?" " Here." " Waiter, some coffee please." " Sure." " An egg sandwich." " Right." "Behave or I won't take you out anymore." "Sorry." "Don't worry about him." "I'm taking him back to the nut house." " Where are you going?" " l'm going." " Where is your tea?" " l drunk it, bye-bye." "Bye." "Going for an Oscar?" " You'll ask him." " Okay." "Egg sandwich." "Egg sandwich." "Give me the information." "Come on." "Hotel." "Which hotel?" "Informer!" "Pay at the counter." "Come here." "What would you like?" "Which hotel?" " Hush, the sandwich." " l ate it." "What are you doing?" "Don't expose my identity." "There's nothing to be ashamed of." "I'm a cop and he's an informer." "Right now." "He's going to tip us off." "Just pretend we don't exist." "Now you can tell me." "Where's Wen?" "Playing Mahjong at the Ritz Hotel." "You'd better watch it." "What do you need?" "I wouldn't tell you." "You handle so many girls." "Why don't you send some to my club?" "They're too young for your customers." " Keep waiting." " What?" " Freeze." " Hands up." "Chiu, Beethoven." "I told you not to move." "I can charge you with gambling." "But I wouldn't do that." "Take Wen out for a talk." "What about this hand?" " l'll take care of it." " Move it." "I'll play with you guys." "Sit down." "You lied to me." " l didn't." " You did too." "Carry on with the game." "Who tipped you off?" " l can't tell you." " Yes, you can." "I haven't hit you yet." "Come on." "I want it." "What took you so long?" " 6 Bamboos." " l want it." "I don't want it..." "You can't change your mind." "Hold it, I want it." "Sorry about that." "Wait, do you want that?" "No." " Are you sure?" " Absolutely." "Can I continue?" "Go ahead." "Come on, don't stall the game." "White Dragon." "I want it." "May I?" "Sure, it worths more money." "You play much smarter than him." "I won." "What?" "Check it yourself." "How much do I owe you?" "Six-forty." "Peanuts." "Six hundred and forty dollars?" "Not six dollars and forty cents?" "100, 200, 300." " You won?" " No." "Do you think Wen lied again?" "No." "He used to be this broad's pimp." "Before she lived with Sha." "It's not locked." "Lulu, we're the police." "We're cops." "Lulu." " Forgive me." " ls she dead?" "I think so." "Sleeping pills." "A naked corpse?" "An ugly sight?" "Imagine whatever you want." "I don't feel excited anymore." "I wonder why." "Because you're not cold-blooded." "Hello, headquarters?" "Boss." "You killed her, but she hid my ledger." "I thought she might go to the cops." "She wouldn't do that." "All she wanted was blackmail me." "But if the cops got the ledger." "We'd all be finished." "She mailed a registered parcel." "It must have been the ledger." "Kitty?" " Pai." " What's it, boss?" "Kitty's her cousin in Macau, get her here." "Yes." " Tell everybody to hold off trading." " Yes." "Sir..." " Take a look inside." " Yes." "Who discovered the body?" "I did." "He didn't, I did." "He did." "What did this place look like?" "Was the TV set on?" "No." "Were those drinks here?" "We brought these 3 cans." "The rest were here." "Judging from the temperature of the body." "She died within the last 3 hours." "The body has no bruises." "She must have died from an overdose of pills." "What kind of pills?" "Sleeping pills." "I found this bottle near the bed." "If she was murdered." "Would this bottle have the murderer's fingerprints?" "It would." "How long have you been in the force?" "About 12 years." "You must have forgotten what they taught you." "You were having fun here." "Leaving your fingerprints all over the place." "We..." "You'd better explain to your supervisor." "I want a report from him." "Yes." "Are you the Commissioner of Police?" "No." "Maybe you are the Commissioner." "No." "Then why were you meddling in the Chief Inspector's affairs?" "What about your own details?" "Coffee, sir." " Put it down." " What would you two like?" "A kick in the ass." "Stick to your own details." "Maybe I should put you back in uniforms." "You idiots." "Sorry sir." "Will 2 sugars do?" "Who did you think you were?" "They gave me hell." "I've lost much face." "They want a report from me." "You tell me how to write it." "What's that?" "The report, you dictated it." "What are you peeping at?" "Nothing." " Get out of my office." " Yes." "Wait." "What are your names?" "Don't you know our names?" "I meant English names." " Mine is John." " Mine is Richard." "I'm naming you John, and you Richard." "Get out." "I won't let people bully you two." "I told you he'd give us hell." "Chiu, come here." "Turn around." "White is my favorite color." "You have the same build as my brother." "One should think before one acts." "Right?" "Why didn't you come with me?" "I was busy." "It's still painted black." "You can't fool me this time." "It didn't work." "I've got another idea." "I did great in Mahjong yesterday." "I won $3,000." "I'm such a good player." "Columbo is showing off again, let's nail him." "For how much?" " $500." " Good." "What's the matter?" "He owes me money." "Only $500." "Don't get rough over $500." "It's money just the same." "None of your business anyway." "Pay me back..." "Leave us alone." "Listen to me, calm down." "Why should I listen to you?" "I only listen to money." "I told you it's none of your business." "I'll make it my business." "Beethoven, pay him back." " You shouldn't." " Come on, pay him back." "Pay him back." "It is my business now." "Don't borrow from me anymore." "Don't borrow from him." "Borrow from me." "I will." " $500 is all we can spend." " l know." " This way please." " Thank you." "Hi, pretty." "You call that pretty?" "No, but one should be generous." "What would you like to drink?" " Coffee." " Orange juice." "This is where Wen hangs out lately?" "Don't you know that?" "I wish they had dance girls here." "This is not a dance hall." "Look at that." "Make your move." "She wouldn't like me." "Come over in 28 seconds." "You're a heartless person." "You thought you were pretty." "So you bullied him around." "That's no way to treat a man." "What are you talking about?" "Look at him." "He tried to kill himself." "Because you were mean to him." "You've got the wrong girl." "Isn't she the prettiest here?" "I didn't see her just now." "I didn't know a girl could be so pretty." "Who's your girl friend then?" "She is." "Are you kidding?" "How could one kill oneself for her?" "I'm not very good with women." "You should be more selective." "I know." "Miss, how are you!" "My name is Beethoven." "He's Chiu." "I'm May." "You must be real buddies." "We went to the Academy together." "What do you do for a living?" "We're..." "He's a scriptwriter, I'm a teacher." "You're both intellectuals." "That's right." "That's wonderful." "I dislike unsophisticated men." "We're not. I write novels." "Really, I love novels." "What titles have you done?" "My latest is "Look at the Wind"." "Look at the Wind?" "It's about a man in love." "And the wind inspires him." "How romantic." "I want to read it." "You may not like it, it's too sad." "Look at the Wind?" "Who is talking to me?" "I thought I heard your voice, so remote, so far away." "is it the falling leaves, or is it your voice, that makes me puzzled." "At this moment," "Recite some more." "I have to stop, or I'll be in tears." "This way please." "You haven't done any tricks yet." "But you've cost me $1,000 on drinks." "I'm a pimp, not your husband." "What's that again?" "You said you loved me." "Love comes after money." "I'll find you some tricks." "You'd better be nice to them." "That's how the novel ends?" "Yes." " lt's so sad." " And so romantic." "Look over there." "Why don't you take care of her?" " There's more." " Really?" "I also wrote "Look at the Clouds."" "Tell me the story." "You gave us bad tips." "Please, not now." " Why not?" " l know I owe you." "You led us to find a body." "Nice body?" "I didn't know they killed her." "I'm a cloud in the sky." "May, it's late, you'd better go home." "Tomorrow is a holiday." "You owe me one." "Where's Beethoven?" "Picking up a broad over there." "They are discussing prices." "Do you know her?" "Of course I do, she's Susi." "What's her price?" "$500" "And mine is $300?" "Wait here." "I remember the glamour of our encounter." "Bill Hsu wrote that." "Not Bill Hsu, Bill You." "What?" "Go away please." "Don't you know her price is $500?" "What?" "You'd better apologize." "Wen, come over here." "Chiu, Beethoven." "Tell Beethoven the lady's name." "Sure, Susi." "I've got the wrong person." "You two villains." "You want to hear another poem?" "Chiu!" "Change tires." "Wen told you they murdered Lulu." "Yes." " He said Sha ordered it." " Yes." "He didn't know why Sha did it." "Yes." "Sha has many bodyguards." "Yes." " Yes." " No." "You weren't even listening to me." "You were talking nonsense." "Just find Scarman." " That spare tire is flat." " Yes." "No." "Find one who has a scar on his hip." "Should we tell them to line up?" "Of course not." "What's your problem?" "Sorry about that." "What's up?" " Sorry." " Nuts." "He's got the wrong man." "No scar." "Let's go to the pool." "I should have brought my diving goggles." " Do something." " Like what?" "I'm thinking." "Taking a leak here?" "You're nuts... I'm not." "You mean you're..." "What the hell..." "Cut the nonsense out." "We were joking." "You want to pick a fight?" "I wouldn't dare disturbing the gentlemen here." " He's not here." " What's next?" "We'll come back another day." "That's him." "We've been looking for you." "You'd better come with us." " Where did he go?" " Over there..." "They said the other way." "They never cooperate with cops." "Let's go." "Are you all right?" "Hey, man." "I can't hold it." "Hurry...up..." "Get up." "Doesn't it hurt?" "We still have to get him." "Let's split up." "No, two men are stronger than one." " You're right." " Yes." "Come." "Give way..." "He jumped down." " Who?" " He." " From where?" " From here." "I wonder why he did it." "He didn't want to do it." "I opened the window." "And knocked him down." "We'd better run." "Come here." "What's up?" "Counterfeits." " Counterfeits?" " Look like real." " Look like real." " Be careful with it." "Dirty my clothes and I'll shoot you." "Sorry sir." "Go over there." "You look great today." "Do you have $500?" "Another loan?" "No." "I told you he wouldn't have it." "I can't pay him back then." "Of course I have $500." "Give me the $1,000 bill." "Where's your $500?" "Don't you trust me?" "I've only got $493.50" "You can keep the difference as interest." "No, I'll give it to you tomorrow." "Sign your name." "I gave the counterfeit to Columbo." "Columbo, give me $1,000?" "Be more polite if you want a loan." "That counterfeit is court exhibit." "Counterfeits?" "No kidding." "Don't play games with me." "Chiu." "You should look for Beethoven, not me." "You son of a bitch." "He pulled his gun out again." "That's his routine." " He won't shoot." " Get back to work." "D, E, A, R." "No need to look it up." "Dear means darling, it's from Anna." "None of your business." "Don't pick on me." "The card's message may be brief." "It's worth thousands of words to me." "This is my happiest birthday." "Because I feel..." "The air is filled with your presence." "Stupid lines, right?" "I saw it on TV last night." "It depends on who delivers them." "It depends on who says them." " Thanks for your card." " What card?" "The birthday card." "You read it?" "Yours is the only one." " Really?" " Yes." "Only 3 persons have ever given me birthday presents." "Are they men or women?" "All women." "My grandmother gave me a kiss when I was 3." "My mother gave me an apron when I was 29." "She knew I would have to cook myself." "Today you gave me a card." "You've been cooking for yourself?" "No, I've been eating out." " What about today?" " Today?" " l'll buy you dinner." " Good." "Where would you like to go?" "Your place." "My place?" " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "Happy birthday." "I've bought you a present." "I have to send him away." "Happy birthday." "I'm feeling awful." "Are you sick?" "Don't play around." "I should be contented." "I have a nice job and a good friend." "But I still feel very lonely." "You mean you're horny." "I'm in no mood for joking." "I just want to be left alone." "So I can think about my future." "What do you mean?" "You can stay here if you want." "I'll just go to a motel." "You're not lonely." "You're horny." "I'm not in the mood for jokes." "What's wrong with you?" "Just leave me alone." "Beethoven." "I'm sorry, it's not my day." "My blues won't go away until dawn." "Stay away until tomorrow." "He's just too horny." "I'm not rich. I 'm quite poor." "But I don't mind." "Because, you love me." "Making my days warm like kisses." "Romance floods my heart." "Love floods yours." "No one can separate us now." "May every dawn, till every dusk." "We shall be trapped in love." "I'm not rich, but I'm happy." "Because of your love." "I have endless reasons, to love just you." "No matter where and when." "You're late." "I had to find what you wanted." "Have you found one?" "Of course I have, a pink present." "is she good?" "is your friend good?" "It's all right." "Calm yourself, it's Chiu's birthday." "I couldn't care less." "2nd floor, Apartment A." "Why is she like that?" "She was drunk when I found her." "Chiu will have an unforgettable night." "Are you opening up?" "Open up or I'll leave." "The party hasn't started yet." "Nice atmosphere." " Where's the bathroom?" " Over there." "Anna." "Call me anything you want." "I don't know her." "Why aren't the lights on?" "Electricity's been cut off." "Relax." "Happy birthday" "Thanks for your present." "That's a lot of groceries." "Where's the kitchen?" " Take care of my bag." " Sure." "You can open this door." "Where did she go?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Just getting you an apron." "Thanks." " Thanks." " l'll leave you alone." "Chiu." "is Beethoven coming back for dinner?" " No." " What are you doing?" "Practicing my dancing." "You must be warm." "No, I feel quite cool." "Do you have any eggs?" "They are in the refrigerator." "There's nothing in there." "Beethoven ate everything up." "Nothing up there either." "You bachelors." "Chiu." " Do the eggs for me." " Sure." "Your apartment's quite nice." "Thank you." "Something's burning." "Really?" "It smells real bad." "I haven't even started cooking." "Oh my God!" "Who's that with a beard?" "My grandfather." "And the one below him?" "My father, next to him is my mother." "Above her is my grandmother." "What's wrong?" "I miss them so much." "My mother died giving birth to me." "The others died before I was born." "I always miss them on my birthdays." "I'm sorry, I didn't know that." "Don't say any more." "Let bygones by bygones." "There's nothing you can do." "You should celebrate your birthday." "I'll fry you some eggs." "I need one more egg." "I forgot to tell you one thing." "I'm a very restless person." "1, 2, 3, forget it." "I'll get you an egg." "Go in first." "Come." "Do you still need my help?" "Please don't die, I'll warm you up." "I'm getting very warm now." "Please don't die." "Chiu." "Coming." "What are you doing?" "What's up?" "Can't you hear the phone ringing?" "Oh yes." "Hello." "Beethoven here, feeling better?" "You're ruining my big night." "I'm having Anna over for dinner." "Has Anna seen her?" "Not yet, you'd better do something." "Chiu." "It'll be too late anyway." "I've got something in my eyes." "No, it won't be too late." "Let me help you." "It's cold." " What's that?" " l'm singing." "Happy birthday to me." "I'll take you to the basin." "Let me wash the towel." " l can do that." " Okay." "Chiu." "Chilly, isn't it?" "Why are you so excited?" "This is the first time in my life." "A present and a date on my birthday." " What's wrong?" " Nothing." "You'd better take a break." "My eyes are okay now." "We can't stay in the bathroom forever." "That's right." "Oh my God." "I didn't know you're here." "We'll go somewhere." "Where?" "What a close shave." " What?" " Nothing." "What's that?" "Bastard." "It's over." "They took away my office." "And gave it to the Chief Inspector." "According to the autopsy report." "Your cousin had an overdose of sleeping pills." "We found this bottle by her bed." "She wouldn't have felt the pain." "When did she die?" "18th at 12 a.m." " You're from Macau?" " Yes." "My men will take your statement." "Hurry, we're late." "Inspector Chen." "Why are you late?" "He helped a blind woman to cross the road." "I couldn't resist." "Go take the girl's statement." "What case is it?" "She was raped by her stepmother." "That's sick." "Thanks for explaining everything to Anna." "That's what friends are for." "Exactly." "Isn't she gorgeous?" "You can have the honor." "I can be very biased." "It would be a pleasure." "No, let me do it." "Don't mention the word rape." "She may be embarrassed." "We are to take your statement." "You should stop feeling upset." "You've got to live on." "I may still cry but I'm fine." "One had to go through that anyway." "At least it wasn't painful." "I'm glad you can think that way." "Did you two get along?" "She was very fond of me." "She bought me candies all the time." "We used to share the same bed." "Where did you father sleep?" "He slept with my stepmother." "Our flat was very small." "You were sharing the same bed?" "You sure weren't conservative." "We played around all the time." "Our noises often woke my father up." " What's wrong?" " Too much for me." "Are you all right?" "He does that sometimes." "What were you doing when it started?" "I guess I was sleeping." "Did you wake up?" "No, I slept till dawn." "Then I found out." "You didn't wake up, how did you find out?" "My classmate told me." "Do you live with her too?" "Yes, I live in the dormitory." "That's really incredible." "What do you mean?" "Nothing, maybe I'm too conservative." " Too much for you?" " Yes." "Didn't your classmate try to help you?" "Yes, she was handing me napkins?" "What?" "I was crying." "Do you know where she is now?" "In the morgue." "She works there?" "She's dead, don't you know that?" "She deserved it." "How could you say that?" "She's such a sick maniac." "Don't you badmouth her." "Calm down, this is a free world." "She shouldn't have filed a complaint though." "She could marry her." "What are you talking about?" "I'm not sure I know." "Me too." "Morning sir." "What are you two doing here?" "Taking her statement." "What statement?" "This lady was raped by her stepmother." "What?" "I knew you two were inefficient." "I didn't know you were so dumb." "Go out and look at the door tag." "Yes, sir." "We were to the wrong room." " No wonder he gave us hell." " Come back." "Yes sir." "Report this to your supervisor." "I want a report from him." " Yes sir." " Go." "Sorry, Miss." "We'll arrest your stepmother." "Where does she usually hang out?" "The Mahjong parlours." "Does she have a nickname?" "Butch." "No wonder, just sign here." "You'd better wear a hat." "Thanks." "What took you so long?" "Chen wants you to handle this." "This?" " l'm not in the mood." " Me too." "You're never in the mood." " Morning." " Woke up late?" "Yes, I've got no one to wake me up." "That is a problem." "It won't last for long." "Poor me, I've got nobody." "I'll find you a girl." "I know just the right girl." "Forgive me, Miss, I thought you were raped." "But you do look like a rape victim." "You're so pretty." "That's what those lines would bring you." "What should I say then?" "You should... I'm sorry about what happened." "Don't worry about it." "Beethoven does worry about it." "He would feel guilty for the rest of his life." "Really?" "He once forgot to pay a debt of $5." "He almost committed suicide." "That's stretching it too far." "You should let him buy you lunch." "Then he would feel you had got even." "Yes, let me buy you lunch." " All right." " Thank you." "It's pretty here." "A lot of lovers come here." "She's got a date, and he's rich." "You'll be disappointed." "Money has nothing to do with love." "What are you talking about?" "I envy those rich playboys." "They change girlfriends all the time." "Mr. Chou is not a playboy, he's a career man." "Maybe all he does is sign cheques." "And fools around with his secretary." "Lulu said he used to be very poor." "But he worked hard to have his own company." "Then he must be quite an old man." "No, he's in his late twenties." "How many of you?" " Four." " This way please." "I don't think you stand a chance." "You have to attend Lulu's funeral." "Have you got a place to stay?" "I'll stay at Mr. Chou's place." "I didn't say a word." "You'd better be careful." "I have to go to the restroom." "You want me to come with you?" "What?" "Forget it." "Don't laugh, do something." "The odds are all against you." "You'd better pray for a miracle." " Kitty." " Mr. Chou." "You're much prettier than your cousin." "Lulu..." "Let bygones by bygones, be tough." "I'll take care of you." "Thanks." "Did Lulu mail you a ledger?" "She sure did." "It's mine, I told her to mail it to you." "I see." "Where is it now?" "I left it in the car." "Let's have lunch first." "I think you should forget it." "The competition is too strong." "I think you're right." "I'm used to losing anyway." "At least you accept failures gracefully." "I have to." "Wait a minute." "You can stay with me." "Let's sit here." "I've got two friends over there." "Why don't you join us?" "This is Beethoven, and this is Chiu." "This is Mr. Chou." " Hello." " l heard you're a big man." "Not at all." "Please sit down." "So Kitty will be staying with you?" " Who said that?" " lsn't it?" "You called me to come stay with you." "I don't think so." "You must be a hospitable man." "It'd be good for Kitty to stay with you." "Kitty can't stay with me." "You changed your mind?" "You'd better make up your mind." "Why can't Kitty stay with you?" "Tell her." "I..." "Well?" "Tell her." "I'm a pimp, I run a whorehouse." "That's why she can't stay with me." "I didn't know he was a pimp." "Fortunately you ran into Beethoven." "Where can I stay?" "Are you ready to order?" "We're waiting for someone." "Aren't you warm?" "No." "It's really noisy here." "I'll tell them to quiet down." "Don't bother, we don't know them." "I don't want any trouble." "We don't have to confront them ourselves." "Miss, please tell the people next door." "To lower their voices." "We can't do that to our customers." "Show this to them." "Tell them that I'm entertaining my friends." "I'd much appreciate it." "If they lowered their voices." "That's not nice." "Don't worry." "Hong Kong people are so rude." "They need to be warned." "I don't usually abuse my authority." "But sometimes I have to." "Were they rude?" "No, but they took your l.D. And..." "And what?" "They want you over there." "Don't try to calm me down." "We're not trying." "I'm so mad." "What made you so mad?" "Don't look back." "It's you guys, we'll see you later." "Don't be so anti-social." " Am I right?" " That's right." "We're colleagues." "Nice to meet your pretty girlfriend." " This is..." " Let me." "This is 24, 28." "And 35." "Don't you know our names?" "I know your numbers better." "What's your number?" "This is Kitty." "I'm Pumpkin Head." " l'm Nicotine." " l'm Columbo." " Beethoven gave us those names." " Right." "Nice to meet you." "Leave us alone." "Go back over there." "Why are you doing this to us?" "You despise us or something?" "Beethoven doesn't usually despise anyone." "Not even hookers." "Why don't you guys join us?" "Sit down." "Sit down." "Kitty, you're a lucky lady." "Beethoven may be short on looks." "But he's a sweet man." "He lends me money all the time." "Beethoven, I'd like..." "Not enough." "How much do you want?" "Interest?" "Would these be counterfeits?" "You guys are funny." "Beethoven is a playboy." "One of our girls went out with him." "She said he's smooth dealer." "Beethoven is a lady-killer." "And why not?" "Beethoven is flushing." "Order whatever you like." "Let's order some food." "I told you he's a sweet man." "Come." "Thanks." "Oh my God." "What's wrong?" "What's the big deal?" " An old girlfriend?" " She..." "That's no big deal." "What a coincidence." "Hong Kong is a small place." "What's your number?" "911" "You have 1,000 girls at your club?" "More than that." "Where do you work?" "Downtown." "No wonder." "Look at her." "She looks quite good at her age." "With that many years behind you." "You must be rich by now." "When did you start tricking?" "15" "You must be rich too." "No, I spent it on men." "Come on." "These men?" "Sure, they're not bad." "They've also got guns." "Are you guys on duty?" "So what?" "They always come to our club." "And take us out to dinner." "What's wrong with you?" "They look like missing girls to me." "You should know what to do." "We'll take them to the station." "Go right ahead." "I'll come later for your report." "Yes, madam." "Come on." "What have we done?" "What's the charge?" "Big mouthing." "Bye." "Don't forget the report." "This is Kitty." " This is..." " Anna." "Sit down." "Anna." "I can't live without you." "Please." "I ate too much." "Should I come with you?" "No, look after Beethoven." "Make sure he behaves." " Good night." " Good night." "Go to bed." "Right." "Good night." "Aren't you sleeping inside?" "I'm not a sex maniac." "She seems to like you a lot." "Every woman likes me." "She doesn't know how I feel though." "Why don't you tell her?" "How?" "Should I knock on the door?" "And tell her, "l love you"?" "I'm too arrogant for that." "It's not my style." "She may tell you to beat it anyway." "Pretend you're dreaming." "What?" "Then you can say anything." "And if she didn't like it." "You could pretend you didn't know." "That's a hell of an idea." "But that's cheating." "You can't fool me." "I bet you'd use this trick." "I've fallen in love with you." "Maybe it's love at first sight." "But I wouldn't dare telling you." "I would only tell the stars." "I wish you were the stars." "And you would know I love you." "Tell me I should talk to you." "I love you, that's not a sin." "is he like this all the time?" "Yes, he's too shy in the daytime." "He pours his heart out at night." "Don't leave me." "Poor kid." "Do you like him?" "Tell him no matter what happens." "We'll still be good friends." "What are my chances?" "Very little." "What should I do?" "Go to sleep." "I can't." "Should I help you?" "Please." "You asked for it." "I don't know where it is." "Lulu wanted me to betray you." "I refused." "Should I believe him?" "You don't know?" "He passed out." "Then he can't talk," " throw him in there." " Yes." "Please don't, I'm still conscious." " Throw him down anyway." " Yes." "I don't have the ledger." "Lulu has a cousin in Macau." "Where is she?" "Staying with the two cops." " Hello." " This is Wen." "What's up?" " Come to Villa Restaurant now." " All right..." "Wen wants to tip us off." "Go to see him yourself." "Go." "See you then." "Only Chiu came down." "Beethoven is still up there." "Bring him up there." "He must have forgotten something." "Beethoven." "Didn't you just call Chiu?" " l did." " Then..." "What do you want?" "Where's the ledger?" " What ledger?" " Over there." "It's in the bedroom." "Bring him in and find it." "Lead the way." "Go." "What ledger?" "The one that would put Sha in jail." "You hit me, and hard." "It hurts." "It feels funny." "I don't mind you hit me." "But you can't touch my hair." "That's enough." "What a teaser." "Where's the ledger?" "In the closet." "Freeze, or I'll shoot." "Bill." "Hold it, drop your weapons." "Drop your weapons." "Don't worry, I've nailed them." "I've nailed your boss." "Give me the ledger." "I threw it into the garbage truck." "You threw the ledger into the garbage truck?" "Do you know what that means?" "You threw away our chance of getting a promotion." "The ledger would put Sha in jail." "How could you do such a thing?" "I was almost killed by these guys." "Where are they?" "Have you finished?" "What ledger is that?" "It's incriminating evidence against Sha." "Go chase them." "I'll be back soon." "Be careful." "I'm up here, stop the car." "Beethoven." "I'm here." "Get up here." "You knocked me down." "Come on." "You should have looked out for me." "Come on, you're not a child." " Pull over." " What now?" "I lost my gun." "Forget it, I've still got mine." "Get in." "Don't get nervous, take it slowly." "Move it away." "Take it slowly." "I only took a nap." "And you've gone off the road." "Nail them." "There it is." "Which one do we want?" "I'll get the one in front." "I can't catch up with that truck." "I've got an idea." "My feet!" "My feet are killing me." "Damn it." "I'm a cop." "Please catch up with that truck?" "Not this one." "Where did the other garbage truck go?" "What are you doing?" "I'm doing a dangerous stunt." "I'm a cop, tell me." "It went back to headquarters." "I'm a cop, you've got a bomb in your car." "A bomb!" "Freeze." "Freeze or I'll shoot." "One more move and I'll shoot you." "You don't have any bullets." " Let's try it." " Yes." "Hurry." "The ledger's in this truck." "Are you all right?" "Yes." "Don't let him get away with the ledger." "Give me the ledger." "Didn't you say you'd got it?" "I was trying to con them." "Then it's still in this truck." "This truck is empty." " Burn the garbage." " Yes." "Turn the water on." " Beethoven, you're great." " Thank you." "An accident." "I wonder what happened." "Must be cops and robbers." "What's up?" "Sha's trying to burn his ledger." "Which contains incriminating evidence against him." " Salvage the ledger." " Yes sir." " Go look for the ledger." " Hurry." "They don't know what it looks like." "But I do, let me look for it." "Don't bother." "I'm taking over this case." "We've got nothing." "We found it." " Bring them all to the station." " Yes sir." "Sir." "Why did you call him?" "I was calling Chen, he answered the phone." "I couldn't help it." "Now he'll get a promotion." "And we've got nothing." "Don't worry, our day will come." "They beat me up." "You don't get beat up everyday." "What?" "No..."

"Previously on V:" "With great pleasure, I announce our Live Aboard Program." "Each of our 29 ships have selected participants from every city in the world." "Members of a Fifth Column cell were murdered." "The next blood that spills, is theirs." "You think I'm gonna die?" " We can heal you." "My girlfriend doesn't know the truth about who I am." " She's human and pregnant." " I think I should go." " I can't let you do that." " Let's go." "Everything that we have done to protect people and a human betrays us." " Why did you do it?" " Because we can't win." "What do you mean, we can't win?" "The Visitors are too powerful." "And they will do whatever they can to get what they want." "You killed four men yesterday." "What did the Visitors have to do with that?" "They threatened my family." "They said they would kill my wife and my little girl if I didn't do what they told me." "Why would I kill those guys?" "I had nothing against them." "Please." "Please, you gotta believe me." " He's lying." " I'm not lying." "I'm not." "I swear." "I swear, Father." "I'm not lying." "What would you do?" "If it was your kid, what would you do?" "Who else is on your hit list?" "Nobody." "Nobody." "There was a computer at that place in Queens." "The hard drive was missing." "It has names and addresses of other Fifth Column people on it." "I need it." "And I need to know who knows about it." "I never saw a computer." "I swear." "Ugh!" " Lying son of a bitch." " I'm not..." "I'm not lying." "Please, Father." "Please make him stop." "Please." "No!" "It's okay." "That's enough." "We're in the road." "What's going on?" "What did you do to that doctor back there?" "Ryan." "Ryan, stop it." "What's going on?" "Val, I'm a Visitor." " What?" "No." "No, you're not." " Yes." "This isn't how I wanted to tell you." "No." "We've known each other 10 years." "The ships just got here." "Some of us were sent ahead of the ships." " No." "No, you grew up in Pittsburgh..." " That's not who I am." "Okay?" "That's just a cover." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "I'm so sorry." "Oh, my God." "What does this mean?" "I'm pregnant." "What about the baby?" " I know, Val." " Don't touch me." "I need you to get into the car, okay?" "The Visitors know about us now." " They'll be looking for us." " Why?" "They want our baby." "Good morning." "It's a special day for the Visitors." "Today we welcome you, the very first group of humans... selected to participate in our Live Aboard Program." "As you get oriented here on the ship... you'll find yourselves becoming more and more immersed in our culture." "You'll experience our education... and be introduced to our spiritual philosophies." "Our medical staff will tend to each of you... to ensure that you remain in optimal health." "A situation has arisen." "A human female came into the New York Healing Center late last night." "The doctor's holo-scan showed she was carrying a baby." "Half human, half V." "I hope your stay is filled with much enlightenment." "And now, enjoy your grand tour of the New York mother ship." "Is the woman in our custody?" "A man arrived shortly after she did, we presume the father... he immolated the doctor and escaped with the pregnant human." "We dispatched two guards from the Healing Center to apprehend them." "I need them alive." "Have Joshua gather the top physicians from each of our 29 ships." "This is your top priority." "Find them." " Only take what you need." " No." " Where you going?" " To call the police." "You can't call the police." "You can't call anybody." "The Visitors are everywhere." "They've infiltrated the police, government, every aspect of human life." " We don't know who we can trust." " How do I know I can trust you?" "I'm not going anywhere." "They know about us and the baby." "If they find us, they will kill us." "You understand?" "Shh, shh." "You're gonna be okay." "All right?" "It's okay." "Is that what you?" "I don't want you to look." "Don't look." " What's the baby gonna look like?" " No, don't look." " We have to go." " Where are we gonna go?" "Somewhere where the V's won't find us." "You told me it wasn't possible yet." "But it's happened." "A human female is carrying a Visitor baby." "The existence of this baby puts our entire species at risk." "A hybrid can be born with human emotions." "Love." "The Fifth Column could breed an entire generation of hybrids... to fight against us." "It is a mongrel, a threat to our survival." "Therefore, we must accelerate all initiatives of our Live Aboard Program." "I want your ships to commence extraction procedures... on your human residents immediately." "Once you recover the mother and father, bring them to Joshua." "Dissect them." "Find out how this pregnancy came to be... and how we can stop it from happening again." " And the baby?" " Destroy it." "We've come too far to let it interfere with our plans." "I want it out of me." "It's not an option." "You're too far along." "No." "I don't believe you." "You're a Visitor too, aren't you?" "I am sorry." "How could you do this to me?" "How could you not say something?" " What were you thinking?" " I'm sorry, but I did it to protect you." " And that's still our baby." " No, it's not our baby." "It's a lie." "I don't even know what it is." "I know you're scared, okay?" "But we're running out of time." "When you were at the Healing Center." "Did they give you anything?" "A vitamin shot." "They said it would be good for the ba..." "They said it would be good for the baby." "What?" "They injected you with R6." "It allows them to track you." "But don't worry, it won't harm you or the baby." "R6 masks itself in humans as saline." "I've been working on a way to try and block its ability to transmit." "This shot raises the pH levels in the body." "The acidity neutralizes the tracking function." "But it could take up to 24 hours to take effect." "Do it." "Then we gotta go." "You're gonna need a doctor to monitor the baby." "A V doctor." "You jump into this now... you give up everything." "There's nothing more important than this baby, Ryan." "Not anymore." "Erica, it's Ryan." "Did you find Val?" "Is she okay?" "Yeah, she's with me, but the V's are onto us." " I gotta get her out of town." " Where?" "There's a couple from the old resistance." "The Thompsons." "Back in the day, they helped Fifth Column disappear." "When will you be back?" "I won't." " We can't win this without you." " I need to stay with Val and the baby." "Okay, I lose them, I've got nothing to fight for." "I know I told you to keep Tyler in the dark about this, but maybe I was wrong." "I should've told Val the truth from the beginning." "You can do this without me, Erica." "Jack has the comms device." "He knows how it works." "You need help on the mother ship, you talk to Joshua." "He's your guy now, okay?" "Get Val somewhere safe, okay?" " Good luck." " You too." "This is Chad Decker." "Welcome to a Prime Focus special report." "A few days ago, I told you that the Visitors had diagnosed me... with a life-threatening brain aneurysm." "So today, I head up to the mother ship... for the surgery that will not only change my life, but save it." "And you, my audience, are coming with me." "Through our cameras, you will experience my healing firsthand... from prep, to surgery, to postop procedures and beyond." "You will witness the miracle of V medicine, and maybe, just maybe... if you or someone you love is in need of medical care... the Visitors will save your life too." "And we're clear." "That was great, Chad." "That was awesome." "Ty?" "You home?" "Hey." "Can you turn that off, please?" "I came home from work to talk to you." "A group of V enthusiasts have banded together to raise funds to purchase an abandoned church." "I'm sorry that I lied to you, but I love you." "I'm really trying here, Ty." "They wanna open the Church of V, hailing Anna the Almighty." "The Church of V?" " Mom." " Seriously?" "People are looking for answers, how is that weird?" "Anna is not a God, Tyler." "But name one bad thing the V's have done since they got here." " You can't, can you?" " It's more complicated than that." " How is helping people complicated?" " Hey, listen." " I really need to talk to you." " I don't have time for this now, Mom." " Where are you going?" " I'm meeting Lisa." "Well, I'd really like to meet Lisa sometime... beside the brief encounter in her underwear." "Ty." "Give me another chance, okay?" "We'll see." "Due to unforeseen circumstances... it's critical we advance our plans for you and Tyler." "I'm gonna ask him to join the Live Aboard Program." "I expect him to accept my invitation." "Of course." "I won't let you down." "It's good Tyler trusts you." "He'll remain on the ship until he's no longer needed." "And then what?" "We've accelerated our plans for the residents on the Live Aboard Program." "How long until we can realize our goals?" "Our physicians are experimenting on the humans as we speak." " They're moving as quickly as possible." "There you go." " Please be sure to wear this at all times." " Sure, I'll keep it on." "The two guards I dispatched to retrieve the hybrid's parents were killed." "Release a Soldier." "No Soldier has ever touched foot on Earth." "If the humans become aware of the level of destruction they are capable of..." "They won't." "You'll follow him every step of the way." "And clean up his mess." "Nasty piece of business this." "It's called a Heretic's Fork." "You ever heard of it, Barnes?" "It straps under your chin just so." "The Inquisition found it a very effective tool... in getting people to tell them what they wanted to know." "What do you wanna know?" "My name's Kyle Hobbes." "You ever heard of me?" "Well, they have, your alien mates up there." "They set me up." " Why?" " How could I know that?" "Oh, I think you know lots of things, mate... and I plan to learn all of them." "Until we know for a fact he's not who he says he is... we treat him with decency." "Human decency's a privilege, Father." "He's lost his." "And when we prove to you that he's lying... you're gonna lose yours too." "It's a call from the mother ship." "It's Joshua." "Tyler's shuttle has just arrived." "I thought you'd like to share the good news with him." "So, what's the news?" "Your application for the Live Aboard Program has been accepted." " Congratulations." " That's..." "That's amazing." "Uh..." "Thank you." "What is it?" "My Mom." "She's not exactly going to embrace the idea." "Of course." "She's worried about you." "Maybe Lisa can help ease her fears." "Explain the Live Aboard to her." "Tell her how wonderful it is to live on a ship." "I'll stop by later." "Yeah." "Joshua contacted us from the mother ship." "The V's sent some kind of soldier after Ryan and Val." " What kind of soldier?" " I don't know, but it sounds bad." "They want the baby, Erica." "We need to warn Ryan." "Ryan took Val to some old friends." "There's no way to contact him." "We need to find them before this Soldier does." "The prints came back on the sniper." "Hobbes was right." "He's ex-military, a trained killer." " I'm gonna go talk to his wife." " What good is that gonna do?" "Well, uh, I think he took the hard drive." "If I can find it... maybe there's a Fifth Column contact that will help us find Ryan." " And if there isn't?" " Well, there's not another option, Jack." "Good to see you again, Ryan." "Been a long time." " Susan." " Hello, Ryan." "Hate to drag you in like this, but the V's are tracking us." "We need your help." " This is my girlfriend Val." " Hey." " Dr. Pearlman." " Hi." "Don't worry, Val." "We'll get you somewhere safe." "Susan and I have a cabin in the Adirondacks." "It's fully stocked." "Everything you need." "Food, water, weapons." "Your old life will be gone, but you and the baby will be safe now." "Okay, let's go." "Where do we stand with finding the hybrid?" "Something is interfering with the R6 signal from the human mother's body." "We've had trouble finding it, but the Soldier has finally found them." "Good." "Welcome back, Chad." "Your surgery was a success." "The aneurysm has been repaired." " How long have you been here?" " I didn't want you to wake up alone." "Is there no family?" "Nobody you're close to?" "My mom's passed." "Dad and I are like oil and water." "I'm sorry." "No one should be alone in this world, Chad." "I'll check in on you later." "Anna." "Thank you." "Not just the healing, for everything." "You're welcome." "I wish others perceived our intentions as you do." "Did something happen while I was in surgery?" "There are humans who wish to harm us." "If we can't stop them, I'm afraid what it'll mean for my people." "Well, I can help you, Anna." "I could run a story on them." "Make people aware." "This group has proven difficult to locate, Chad." "It's part of the reason they're so effective." "Just point me in the right direction." "They're called the Fifth Column." " Can I help you?" " Agent Evans." "FBI." "I'm looking for your husband, Jeffrey." "Uh, he's not home." "Why, is everything okay?" "We're investigating the murders of four men yesterday." "Your husband's name came up in our investigation." " What?" " We believe that the murders... may have been related to anti-Visitor activity." "Have you or your husband ever been threatened by the Visitors?" "No." "Not at all." "I mean, in fact it's quite the opposite." "Our daughter was paralyzed in an accident from the neck down." "Mommy?" " She..." " What is it, Summer?" "Mommy's busy." " Can I have a cookie?" "Just one." "Don't spoil your appetite, okay?" "That was your daughter?" "Can you believe it?" "I mean, it's a miracle." "One month ago, that child was suffering." "We were destroyed." "And then they came." "The Visitors healed her." "You have no idea how much we owe them." "No." "I think I do." "I think that's it." "I don't have any more questions." "Uh, would you mind if I used your bathroom before I go?" " Sure." "Yeah, it's right through there." " Thanks." "Mommy, can you help me?" "What is it, honey?" "Bloody thing's been wiped." "I pulled a few names, a couple partial addresses off it." " That's it?" "That's all that's on it?" " Wait." ""Thompson. " Ryan said something about taking Val to the Thompsons." "Our friend is being hunted by the V's." "I want the names and the addresses on that hard drive, now." "I will not cooperate with terrorists." "Are you out of your mind?" "We're not the terrorists." "You're Fifth Column." "You wanna hurt the V and I won't let you." "Jeffrey, we are not the dangerous ones here." "They are." "I went to your home." "I met your daughter." "I know what you went through." "My heart goes out to you." "Is that why you did it?" "In exchange for saving her life, did the Visitors ask you to kill for them?" "They didn't have to ask." "Do you have any idea what it's like to see your daughter crippled... because some jackass on a cell phone was too busy dialing a number... to see her crossing the street?" "You have any idea?" "You know what it's like to hear your own child cry?" "I mean really cry." "Every human being that I know turned their back on me... but not them." "They saved my family and they gave my little girl's life back to me." "I can't begin to understand what you went through... and I am sorry for that... but you have innocent blood on your hands because you are wrong." "I'm not wrong." "You name one bad thing that they've done since they arrived." "Do it." "Do it!" "You can't, can you?" "You can't." "Yet you still don't trust them." "And people like you, you're gonna scare them away." "You're gonna force them to leave." "That's why you did it." "That's why you did it." "The V don't believe in fighting... so people like me have to do it for them." "Jeffrey, tell me where the Thompsons live." "Either tell me now... or you're gonna tell him." "It's time for all decent people to leave the room now." "The Thompsons live on a farm just outside Nyack." "We need to get on the road." "It's a long drive." "Here." "Take this, Val." "You stay here until I get back." "Come with me and do everything I say." " You all right?" " Yeah, I'm good." " Where's Val?" " She's fine." "She's in the truck." " What the hell was that thing?" " He's a V Soldier." " Where's Hobbes?" " I don't know." "Go, go, go." "Hobbes!" "Hobbes, come on!" "This is final call for train 247 westbound." "Leaving from Track 2." " So that Soldier was different than you." " I'm not a Soldier." "Visitor Soldiers are bred for fighting." "I was bred for work." "When I was on the ship, Joshua said Anna laid Soldier eggs." "Thousands of them." "Once they hatch and she unleashes them..." "How much time do we have before that happens?" "Not long enough." "Listen, we're in a dogfight, but we can win this." "Yeah." "Take care, Ryan." "What are we gonna do with Barnes?" "I know some people." "They'll take him off our hands." "And do what with him?" "Disappear him into a secret prison overseas." "He won't be a bother." "Unless somebody's got a better idea." " All right, let's go, sweet..." " No." " Val, you have to go." " I know." "And I will." " But you're not coming with us." " What?" "No." "I'm not just gonna leave you and Leah to go alone." " Who's gonna protect you?" " The R6 is blocked." " The Visitors can't find us." "We'll be safe." " No." "Val, please don't do this." "Please." "I don't wanna see you again, Ryan... because I don't forgive you." "I know you thought you were protecting me and the baby... but you were really protecting yourself." "No." "It always was for you." "Everything I ever did was for you." "All board." "All board." "Goodbye." "Hello, Father." "I saw on television you'd been healed." "How you feeling?" "No different really." "Sometimes I wonder if I was ever gonna develop that aneurysm." "You think the Visitors lied to you?" "I think Anna's keeping secrets from us." "And I need your help." "I can offer spiritual guidance, outside of that..." "That's not enough." "Anna's worried about a group of resistance fighters... called the Fifth Column." "You ever heard of them?" "No." "Well, maybe one of your parishioners has." "I'm worried about the Visitors, Father." "I need to know I'm not alone." "If I hear anything, I'll let you know." "I appreciate it." "What's the status with our Soldier?" "Why hasn't he returned with the hybrid baby?" "We've completely lost the R6 signal." "We can't locate them." "Keep looking." "Don't stop until they've been found." "Mr. Decker is here to see you." "Send him in." " Hello, Chad." " Hello." "How's the piece on your healing coming along?" "Great." "We're just finishing it up now." "Whatever you need." "I've started looking into the group you told me about, the Fifth Column." "I might have something for you." "I'll let you know as soon as I find out more." "I'll look forward to it." "Lisa." " Hi, Mrs. Evans." "Um..." " Is Tyler home?" " Uh, his bike wasn't out front." "I figured he was with you." " Can I, um, come in and wait for him?" " Please." "Sorry." " Thanks." " Sure." "So you and Tyler have been spending a lot of time together." "Tyler's like no one I've ever met." "The way he sees things." "He really wants to make the most of his life." "Well, it wasn't always that way." "I think the V showed him something new." "Being Peace Ambassadors, it's given us both direction." "Like the Live Aboard Program." "Tyler's really interested in it." "Oh." "Uh, he wants to live aboard the ship?" "I didn't know he was considering it." "What's wrong?" "I'm sorry, um, I'm hearing this for the first time... and it's from my son's girlfriend, and I'm..." "I feel like he's slipping away from me and he doesn't know it... and I want him to be happy." "I'm sorry, Mrs. Evans." "It's not your fault." "It is." "Hi." "Sorry I'm late." "I brought you flowers." "Thanks." "Tyler, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Yeah, what's up?" "Uh..." "I've been thinking." "I don't know if it's the best idea for you to join the Live Aboard Program." "What?" "Why?" "I've been talking to your mom." "She really needs you, Ty." "Well, that's nice, but, um, I don't wanna stay here." "I wanna be with you." "I thought that's what you wanted too." "I should go." "What'd you say to her?" "Nothing." "I'm moving up on that ship, Mom." "And there's nothing you can do about it, okay?" "I thought I made it clear how important it is to have Tyler living on the ship." "It's not the best move for us to make at this point." "His mother isn't ready to let him go." "I feel I can be more effective with Tyler if I have her cooperation." "I trust your judgment." "Thank you, Mother." "That's far enough." " Is this it?" " No." "First, you're gonna tell me everything you know about the V's." "And then... you're gonna beg me to kill you."

"Old SureHand Volume I" "Towards a story of Karl May" "Hurry." "Outwards." "Go into the next wagon." "Back to the top, you guys." "Make that not too short fuse." "Take special care." "We still have road may come." "Clint, I'm waiting opje." "Come on, get out." "Eropaf." "Day, gentlemen." "Come quickly to the outside." "Come on." "Yeah, okay." "Clint, get what bison shooting with Frank." "Those are the Coma Chen." "I give the orders." "Then come the Coma Chen down in revolt ... so that the train robbery is forget." "Go you not?" "I 'go to' the General '." "Bud and Vic went along." "Use these horses." "BedanM again." "Goodbye." "Frank, look over there." "Get out." "What is it, Bob?" "lndianen, father." "Who are you?" "Why are they angry?" "They are crazy." "Here they are." "That is fight." "I do not shoot at my friends." "I go with 't talk chief." "Do not, Bob." "Maki-moteh, Maki-moteh ..." "Bob, come back." "Maki-moteh ... why you fall to us?" "He wanted them to do no harm." "Not bad." "If my head higher had sat, there was now "in a hole." "Why are you hiding?" "I'm Prospector." "A gang has stolen my horse." "Poor me." "After they were gone, I heard gunshots." "Oh yeah?" "Yes, over there." "When I saw you, I loved you for a bandit and hid me." "How hot you?" "Ben-O'Brien." "I'm on the road to Mason City, but without a horse." "I want that horse do you buy." "I will pay with gold." "Love you but gold." "I also go to Mason City." "Gaje with that?" "Gold found by Skop Devil?" "Yes." "How weetjij that?" "Doorje best ie red boots." "Wipe them off quickly." "You have a good set of eyes in your head." "If I had a gold mine, I would also have eyes in my butt." "Here." "Go ahead." "Welcome to the tenth anniversary of Mason City" "Discarding high hat of his head." "Throw and win." "Welcome to 's tenth anniversary of Mason City" "Can you read?" "No." "What's there?" "That we are welcome here." "General-Treme we here?" "Not mention that name, fool." "Peace Judge" "We are very proud of our large population." "And when it comes track ..." "Does everyone our beautiful city." "Well." "I send them now 'n telegram on that country in the river." "Where you staying?" "Stupid question." "By Molly, of course." "That 's all good hotel here." "After h." "Thank you very much." "If it looks administration is I come back." "Axel ..." "What is Mac Hara?" "That bastard previous Coma Chen ..." "The Coma Chen have killed his son." "Bob?" "Go inside." "Excuse me." "I can 't believe it." "We 've seen itself." "They are bad." "Burn all white people." "No, Kipko." "That is not true." "Alsje chief, I know that." "Some are friendly." "They do not die." "All whites are bad and they should all die." "Tuwan says no." "We must discover why our friends on bison hunting." "They are our bison." "That is in a signed paper." "Is miserable moteh-maki inside." "Manitou may protect you." "I live there." "Gaje with me?" "My cousin makes a delicious stew." "She is a lean beetle ..." "Hey, moetie that." "We would just like to watch." "How do you like that?" "Where is my prize, sir?" "I want the 1st prize." "I've beaten 3 times." "2 times." "Can not you count?" "Love you still." "Come on, get out." "I believe you can not count." "Come on, give her the prize." "Stay out of this." "That had you not to do." "Put me down, put me down." "Three times." "Yes, and without cheating." "Thank you very much." "Good." "Please." "Thank you!" "I get no more kiss?" "O, Uncle Ben." "I deje barely recognizable." "She said that you were dead." "lkke not hear." "What do you think of my niece?" "Well, I think its not so skinny." "What have you gotten big, Toby." "The city is committed trob opje." "I'm right help." "If you look too." "Sir, you are legally now guilty of mistreatment." "I think he deserves a kiss." "Judith, right." "For her, I dug 2jaar in the mountains." "And I've geboft." "You mean ..." "Yes, at Devil head." "At the foot of the mountain." "Enough for a dowry." "Only alsje uncle's claim submitted on time ... voorbiipraat and not his mouth." "Uncle, who is this man?" "I do not know." "Since I am still behind." "I'd like a cold beer." "Hey, I'd like a beer." "Only when the Twilight incident." "Miss Molly that has so determined." "Can I perhaps what music?" "Listen, there is now no music." "There he is." "You do spunky." "You scratch now." "We are closed." "I would not zatlappen." "Listen, was scratched." "How are you, Molly?" "Johnny." "How you doing, honey?" "That is a long-ago." "Where have you been?" "Yon." "And soon vert rack again." "You're nothing changed." "One door in and the other door." "Who heeftje slain brother now?" "No idea, I still search ... but the court seems want to speak." "You know Molly, you are to the day younger." "Chen have Coma Mac Hara's slain son." "Who were there?" "A couple of strangers." "They reported it now before the courts." "They 're actually seen." "How it happened, does not matter." "It's done." "That attack surprised me." "What was the purpose?" "They had no purpose." "Ikjuist say that, Judge." "Seventy Indians started just to shoot." "Are you sure?" "Yes, of course." "Sir, Indians never fall without reason." "Moreover surprised 't me you're away." "You are right, right." "That is very strange." "It is the good Chen Coma Since it Convention." "You can then just as well say that they have robbed the train." "What do you say now?" "The train with wage lists was robbed at St Creek." "The passengers also?" "Yes, but I would send aid." "Toby, this is the man to whom I had requested." "You know what you should do." "Go to the sherim." "Good stranger, my assistant will arrange everything." "_jk, a Comanche." "Come on, we seize him." "Those bloody red skins too." "Fuck this town." "Get out." "You, murderer." "Murderer, I kill you." "Give me your weapon." "But he was unarmed." "Let him speak." "Day, Tuwan." "Murder by getting your son not returned." "You do not know how it is to keep your son to be murdered." "He is innocent." "I am for him." "Are you satisfied now?" "Are you satisfied now?" "Welcome to Mason City." "It says' Welcome '." "Maki-motehs son believed those words." "You have an unarmed man killed." ""The tenth anniversary City of Mason. "" "This will allow you el!" "Birthday are never experience." "Come inside." "Are you alone, right?" "Ah Johnny, I understand that you wanted to remain incognito." "Hi, Dick." "Good to see you." "Unfortunately, we have now trouble." "Problems search me." "I'm looking really no problems." "I had the murder of that poor kid but can occur." "Would you be the case with the Indians can soothe?" "You know them through and through." "Would you oveMregen?" "No, right." "I am not here for." "Why would you see me?" "I know where Jeremy Sanders is." "Jeremy?" "That has my brother not murdered." "That thought the rest, but I do not." "There 's a premium on his head." "A very big." "The government is searching for him all 3jaar." "They see him as the perpetrator." "Jeremy was practically family." "Find him and go talk to him." "Well." "Where is he?" "That will tell ikje now." "There is already 3 years' n hermit on the Grizzly Mountain." "An Indian tree has recognized him." "That is our man:" "Jeremy." "From now on I will win." "I'm broke." "You have a lot of money of me winning." "This is perhaps sufficient." "Can I see?" "Of course." "Shuffling the cards than you again?" "This should not be found." "There's still mud on." "Yes, those golden eggs are given fresh today." "Where is the chicken in these eggs?" "Here." "That you would like to see, HC?" "This is the man I've seen." "How do you know so sure?" "He seems not even to Jeremy." "I have seen his face." "He is." "Well." "Judge we begin morgenòchtend." "Yes, Schneider?" "The corpse of the Indian is gone." "Wait here." "Come on." "Where the corpse was, is now this stuff like a kind of card." "Indians who are really mad." "Maki-moteh has his son fetched." "The funeral will take exactly three days." "And then?" "Then there will be war." "Unless you are the offender brings to the chief." "What should I do?" "Start at the bison poachers who IOGEN on the Comanche attack." "But Bob Mac Hara has been shot dead." "From the front or rear?" "MaaM that?" "Help us with this case." "No, right." "Schneider, more than this." "If something happens, I go to." "lndianen have my mom and 3 brothers slain." "I've still only Uncle Ben." "And me." "That is liefvan you, But you can not even shoot." "I can still learn?" "That be_ijfel-I." "You can learn sewing, Like Webartikelen ... but to shoot talent is needed." "However, I can tell, though." "Silence again." "What is it?" "No movement." "Goodbye, Judge." "Watch out." "Thank you, young lady." "You 're welcome." "That is number one bison hunter." "Want to bet?" "What is wrong?" "I heard a shot." "You're right." "But why he wanted you murder?" "Maybe did my face him, or something." "And the other?" "Will we arrest him?" "For just as it ends like this." "Tom?" "Williams?" "Bring him to the sherim." "Say that I come out." "Folks, go back home and forget this." "Zoieb vergeetje not." "Good night." "You also judge." "Good night, kids." "I 'm coming." "Nothing." "You go to bed where you belong." "If they had been in bed, was now dead." "That is true, young man." "So thanks again, jumrouw." "Why not show your thanks clearer what?" "What should I do that, ju_rouw?" "You are a man and I am a girl." "Judith, though." "You remind me of somebody." "What did they look?" "O, she was just as nice as u." "Toby." "That you still want him?" "Listen, if someone you coast, I am." "You know not." "He is a real man." "You are a book worm." "Toby again, this shooting has established consequences." "Hello, Ben." "Good evening." "Get out of here." "You've just killed someone." "He deserved the death because he was a criminal." "Criminals must stiff you." "From whom is this correct Opinion?" "My name is O'Neal." "Jack O'Neal." "My company wants here 'n branch settle." "What makes your company?" "Weapons and machinery." "What a combination." "Destruction and construction." "Moetjij not go to court?" "That can-tomorrow too." "It also said the overnight flight." "These are all gentlemen, you know." "Men, did you say?" "Hey, gotta see that again." "Put your money down, mister." "You're a cheat." "Toby." "Hebje that is not needed." "S what I saw ..." "Here we go again." "Guys, stop." "Kappen, I said." "Help." "Come." "_jk go." "Fast." "Stand up." "Judith, beware." "Everybody out." "The champion." "That fell against HC?" "For 's book worm was' t it." "Please." "That is free." "Hello, young man." "You fight well, but please note on your chin." "I wish you best give some tips." "I 'm do without." "Thank you." "Uncle Ben." "Uncle Ben." "They have 't gold and the card stolen." "Did he 's recognized?" "Was it an Indian?" "No." "Toby ..." "Yes, Ben?" "Soon it is up to you ..." "Why so nervous?" "I 'm not." "That's a sign." "Manitou does not want ikje initiated." "That is not Manitou." "The pass is there." "You can find him so." "Hey, come back." "Hurry." "Come on." "Calm down." "Ho, kid." "Come here." "Come on, kid." "What a onhangst, HC?" "Jeremy." "Jeremy." "Jeremy, I know you there within it." "Get out." "Leave me alone." "Been scratched." "Jeremy, put the gun down." "Be not afraid." "I am." "Johnny Garden." "Hold on, maam you scared my horse." "Why Do you believe me?" "I'm Johnny Garden." "That is what you say." "Johnny is my buddy." "And if his voice sounds not." "And now opgerot." "Get out." "You stubborn donkey." "I tell you anyway I'm Johnny Garden." "Prove it then." "Johnny was from 300 meters from the heart 'n bait shooting." "Oh, you ..." "Well, then." "Come on, kid." "I'm ready." "Johnny." "Yes, whom do you expect?" "Hello, Johnny." "I am." "My god, old man." "Doin 'what have they done?" "Hebjeje razor lost?" "Yes, you see." "Come, we'll just refurbishing." "Look, that's better." "So I know Wobble my old again." "Thanks, Johnny." "Sorry old man, that thing I have nothing to do." "But after the murder of my brother 's money away and you, too." "So when the state thought datjij something to do with it." "Dachtjij that?" "Dachtjij that it was me?" "Come on, say." "You know better." "But why are you when disappeared?" "I would not go away, but I was Estimated." "I fell faint in the bushes and when I return bij_am ... said the sheriff:" "I want him dead or alive." "He thought I the killer was." "They would not believe me anyway So I raaMe in panic." "And when I go here." "Poor-old Wobble." "Al diejaren on your own for nieb." "Toe old man, tell me Who has killed my brother." "I really do not know that." "You've seen yet how he looked?" "I do not know anymore." "They were all masked." "I therefore do not recognize." "I really do not know." "I'm sorry." "I know it." "Then I'm back to square one and I still know nothing." "I swore that I would avenge my brother." "Now I will have my word break." "No, do not." "We start immediately." "Why?" "Now?" "Yes." "Now hebje me to the affairs." "That is true, old man." "Without you I am nothing." "Are you really?" "Of course." "Jii is my talisman." "Come on." "Wait a minute." "First, my hat and gun yet." "But her take longer than expected." "No?" "Sure Hand." "Hey, Sure Hand ..." "I just remember something." "What then?" "They were masked, but I have 'a name heard." "Which name?" "I forgot." "Do not be silly." "Which name?" "Listen, that name was ..." "What was that name?" "They called someone the general." "A General, HC?" "Sure Hand, why this man wanted murder me?" "Perhaps he wanted not that you would betray his name." "Yes, of course." "That's a good point." "Say, if I go metjou ... and they see that I am still alive try it again." "Yes, but not maakje pressure." "I note opje." "On second thoughts my cave like me actually." "I like living here." "I'll stay here." "I am not them." "Wobble." "Had you thought Wobble IAF was?" "What?" "Who said that?" "Listen, I'm happy here." "I would really love to help you ... but your one horse We can not both contribute." "I'm sorry." "But understand it, HC?" "Look what it says?" "Oh, there is a horse." ", In the saddle." "Crazy guy." "I am a super spoorzoeker." "These are Comanche Trace." "Coma Chen, HC?" "Come on, tell more." "There is also little to tell." "There is someone." "I feel that my water." "How do you know it?" "Well, I'm afraid." "Look, I beef altogether." "That says nothing." "You always tremble." "But you are right." "We are viewed." "Where is he?" "Oh, you do not need." "Winnetou Okay, come now appear." "I knew that my friend the tracks my horse would recognize." "Comanche Trace, HC?" "Oh ..." "You come for the drums." "Maki-moteh collect aid for a war against the whites." "We must stop them." "I was going to Maki-moteh." "Listen, there are now whites in the camp of Maki-moteh." "She promised him 100 guns for a piece of barren land." "You know how that whites are called?" "No." "But the oldest of the _ee General was mentioned." "Maybe he will." "I told you I would regulate it." "Good old Wobble." "My talisman." "Come on." "And, Toby?" "This is more fun than the office." "What begins' t Comanche Country?" "We are al " "Before we go stroomopwaarb, equip us." "Good?" "I got hungry and we are only after dark at Devil head." "Hopefully we find route the killer remains." "I want that card back." "And if he does not want to give?" "We need him dead." "That murderers deserve." "No Judith, even murderers deserve a fair trial." "You were great." "I had never thought of that." "Why do not you shot?" "Because he can not lap." "What do we do with him?" "You would really have to question : what do they do with us?" "Fast." "Come, bukje." "She let them dry in the sun." "That is bad." "I once three days led to some doubt." "Liar, that means nobody vol." "Now I think about it, can days have been included." "What should we do?" "We have to swim there and liberate them." "What is it?" "Eh, I can not swim." "Come on." "You, stupid ..." "Wait here." "Forgive me, Judith." "It's all my fault." "I never got to Haj take." "It is not iouw debt, Toby." "You have to blame me, because now we are ... perhaps killed." "Come on, hurry up." "Whatever happens, you need to know ..." "I altiid you've taken." "Toby O, I love you, too." "No matter what happens." "We are not yet dead." "Hey, you." "Get your head." "I want him to talk." "He will get him." "Go to the chief." "Zieje what I see?" "Do not come up." "They can not play." "Resistance is useless." "It can not face turned away." "Our rope is too strong." "Thank you." "Take the boat." "And you?" "I 'm so." "Haastje." "Wobble, get the horses." "If I 's chief released He Iaat me finish?" "I give you my word." "Speak." "They say it's Maki-moteh son wants revenge with a war." "That is true." "To the death of a man ... many tribal members die." "So be it." "And just because it is your son?" "If I bring you the offender ..." "Then there will be peace, Old Hand Sure." "Can you?" "I will bring you the man." "If you're not back for the drums silence ... we will attack." "I will do my best." "Time is running out." "Remember that." "I know." "This is only a real man." "Moetjeje not dress for he is?" "My clothes are still wet, and I want see how he reacts to me." "He will laugh as he introduces you ant hill that looks lie." "Please." "Sure Hand, you were great." "Forget it." "What do you still here?" "We are looking for my Uncle Bens and his killer." "You never find my Bens in them days." "This is madness." "This is no place for a girl." "I know." "That moetie say to her." "Hey, Wobble." "Here I am." "Well done." "Fine." "Are good, HC?" "Stop." "Wait here a minute." "Is there any news?" "Poor nieum:" "Fort Brighton send soldiers." "Maki-moteh will you be in debt and then there will be war." "The cavalry is always a bad time." "Can you stop them?" "I will do my best." "Winnetou has more nieu_." "General who you want, Here is nearby." "The Coma Chen have 100 guns from him purchased." "He sits in the old post office." "Two hours drive to 't west." "I look forward to all three years that meeting." "BedanM, old friend." "Winnetou is pleased that he could help." "Fort Brighton has soldiers sent." "Someone should stop them." "Why look at me?" "You have to do." "Go soon." "Say you do that to me to come?" "It's a male job." "You can find it sometimes too dangerous?" "Well, I do it." "General Brown say on my behalf that he pulls back its soldiers." "Do not worry, I do." "Fine." "He has no weapon." "Wobble?" "Come on." "What?" "My arms?" "Thank you." "Be careful." "I 'm so." "Will he care of yourself fit?" "Come on, we are going to the General search by the post office." "Well, you know." "Really?" "I told you:" "With me there Lum it." "Would anybody be?" "You must." "My nose says that there chicken soup on the fire state." "The coast is clear." "You scared me." "We thought this house was uninhabited." "Come on." "I'm pleased with the company." "The best is lonely." "Do you live here alone?" "Most of the time." "My husband is opjacht." "Check this out, Johnny." "My friend has quite hungry." "Stay still eat." "Please." "You can 't miss it?" "I always make too much for the case my husband comes home." "Where can I find the signs?" "Here." "I am eager." "Have you recently seen strangers?" "We are looking for a friend." "No, I've been over 'n month nobody seen." "Strange." "I thought outside to see fresh tracks." "Right." "That is crazy, because I have nobody has seen weeks." "The soup looks good, hc Wobble?" "So can I 'm not create." "We were still only, you said?" "All-forgotten." "My father is sick upstairs." "He is crippled." "Eat more reassured." "I look just what he wants." "See you soon." "She is very gashrij, HC?" "Would it really her father ZiiN?" "For a lame he makes a lot of tracks." "What is this a delicious soup." "If you schranst, you get abdominal pain." "Who knows when we again Iekker eat." "Is it that big?" "Yes, you doetje job well." "The next step, you know." "Yes, Jim." "The bottle of wine." "When they sleep, I care that they never get up." "You can not force me to him to murder." "That is common." "But Della, this is all for you." "I don 't alone if we get out here." "I nevertheless promised hebje that we here?" "Well Jim, I will do what you say." "Everything good?" "Yes, sure." "He wanted to know who was there." "That chicken soup was delicious." "Can I still 'n portion?" "Go ahead." "But it was rattlesnake soup." "That is my specialty." "You to fine him was nice." "Rattlesnake ..." "Hey pal, have some soup?" "No, thank you so." "My belly rattle quite." "Come on, a little bit." "Here." "No, no." "I want celebrating your arrival with a bottle of wine." "What a gashrijheid." "Now refurbished on my belly." "Well, cheers." "Shame Wobble." "Ladies first." "Relax, soon to become drunk." "No, never Wobble drunk." "Thank you." "Good wine." "Rattlesnake soup." "Unbelievable." "It works really well." "Wobble what are you doing on the ground?" "Wobble, you're drunk." "Nothing thereof." "I'm just tired." "Moe, HC?" "Do you have a room where my friend can sleep?" "He is tired." "That way." "The rattlesnake." "Excuse me." "I'm so sober ... as it can." "Rattlesnake soup, HC?" "Killing your friend always chairs?" "Excuse me." "The wine was certainly very strong." "So I know him not at all." "Mr. Garden, I ..." "I do not know what to do with me going on ..." "Here we go again." "That was me the wine did." "Wobble, sliding once again." "Rattlesnake soup ..." "Tell me, what was in that wine?" "What a stupid question, Sure Hand." "Go on, go in again." "Keep moving." "Jim." "Jim?" "Jim, come on down." "It is governed." "For the security Blijfjij but here." "Jim ..." "No panic." "The General gives us $ 2000 for our work." "So there it is." "What a beautiful sight." "I make him in his sleep." "If I murder him go, I can 't do better now." "Now you are the person who has not killed me." "I hebje wine data." "Your must have been drinking." "I actually drink only beer and whiskey." "Doeje hands but slowly up." "I do not shoot at women." "As you get sorry." "You would want You to me was murdered." "Filthy pig." "I kill you slowly and I will enjoy your suffering." "Do eerstje hands but it 's up." "What is that noise?" "How can I sleep well with all that geknal around me?" "Fort Brighton is there?" "What should you do?" "Are you nothing." "Isn 't that way?" "You need something polite questions." "It is that way." "Come with us." "We go to the general." "I got a important message for General Brown." "Come, then we go." "Squadrons, halt." "That did hurry." "Yes, quite." "It is a white and with others." "A woman." "Is my message is not on_angen?" "What message?" "Who are you?" "I Sure Hand-hot." "Right." "I've heard of you." "I bring you quickly up to date." "Should this Fort Brighton proposals?" "Dirty dogs." "You are here in the labyrinth of death." "Foryou comes only from alsje the road well." "The General is waiting inside of you." "Get inside, you." "92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99." "Exactly 100." "Why hide your card for me?" "Let 's see where Ben took gold." "Look, Joe." "Turn not such a tone with me." "I'm the boss here, So you do what I say." "Wii still share everything?" "You can even view the map." "I am done talking." "General, General. .." "What is it?" "The boys have a strange brought." "On whose authority is he here?" "He was abducted on Pofters warrant." "Who is the boss?" "Potter or I?" "Wind-you do not like." "This guy had a message for General Brown." "Since you supposedly General re ..." "I was a lieutenant in 's army of the confederation." "Come and get out." "Where is Pofter now?" "That 's hand Surefire back to Old." "Then he must be careful." "But let 's op." "He is a hard." "Oh, I kenjou." "That 's correct." "You work with Judge Edwards in Mason City." "By chance I am his assistant." "You had a message of Sure Hand for General Brown." "What was that message?" "I say nothing more." "You sense, but knot in your ears I'm the boss here." "You have a half hour waiting period." "As you want to talk to you and that is down ... but you call a guard." "Guard?" "How are you, young man?" "Besefje that you do no chance?" "Time is running out." "Would you tell me something?" "Fine, ste_je then." "Too bad that you on the wrong side." "If 't Indian army field enters ... is not to prevent a war." "But I must Chen Coma to watch them in action." "You bet that they will do so." "I got my orders." "Toe, captain." "Sometimes it eerzamer to 'n order not to perform." "What would you do in miin position?" "Do you know the Valley of Skeleften?" "No." "Maybe my tree." "Boniah, come here." "Is it reliable?" "One hundred-percent." "Boniah, this man he wants to speak." "Boniah?" "So called hunters in Coma Chen." "Are you a Comanche?" "No, a Pueblo." "I've always lived here." "Ken JII the Valley of the Skeletons?" "Yes, on the edge of the area Coma of Chen." "He knows what it is." "Good, Boniah." "You can go." "You go over there and watch." "Whatever you do, In no case open fire." "If your men stay calm, this battle is won." "Well, I do what you want." "But if it goes wrong ..." "I come before the firing squad." "Please adhere to my friend and she?" "Thank you." "You stay here." "I am looking for Toby." "Find him, please." "It is my fault that he is here." "Quietly, I bring him back." "Really, I still prefer cutting my tongue off." "Explain why you agree Caucasian brothers hate." "It was a trifle." "I cheated at 't play poker ... and when I had 's army from." "Maki-moteh snaptje." "The horses are loaded." "If you keep your word, you get one tenth of Devil head." "It is yours." "Take it." "Toe, inwards again." "A nice commodity." "I hope you 're right." "What do you mean?" "There is still a problem." "Soon is it is not gold." "Listen, I was a lieutenant." "I can read the map." "Four eyes see more than that." "Well, I've Maki-motehs son Estimated different from 100 meters." "Did you hear that?" "He is the offender." "You heard it too." "My words have much authority among the Indians ... but in a rechbzaal be only whites believed." "You can 't post find?" "Sure Hand I say it where the General is." "Tuwan say that he has slain." "What are you gonna do?" "I'll follow the killer." "Sure Hand must be quick, because at dawn ... silence the drums of death." "I will be blazing fast." "Wait a minute." "I have no horse." "Look." "The horse is best for you." "Sure Hand." "What doejij there?" "I am in the water cases." "There is but one waterpoel and you fall in it." "Why are you not 't Fort?" "Listen, I've discovered something." "What then?" "The General Tuwan killed." "Can you prove that?" "He seized on there." "Well done." "That should Maki-moteh know." "And the general then?" "That we find later." "I wait for three years, So three hours there may still be at." "There they are with their new guns." "What do you know?" "The Squadrons attracts a fight." "They wait for Maki-moteh." "Where are they?" "Their goal was the Valley of Skeleften ..." "So I got them to the Valley Gil brought the Lost." "Good." "They will not Maki-motehs escape revenge." "We must warn them." "Come on." "Where is that gold?" "That I am not saying." "We want to see that map." "Where is it gold?" "Speak." "There, in exactly crucifixion." "Look out." "Are you crazy?" "No, I did everything in their hands." "That map is now in my head." "There should be nothing over me." "Avoid that I become sick, give me to eat me and my gun alone." "Your fear that I 's secret take in my grave ... is the best life insurance I can wish." "My dishonor onblag they may regret." "Wobble Oh, thank God he is back." "Not bad." "Toby." "Where is your tree?" "No idea." "It is a traitor." "He is now in Maki-moteh." "I have them shoot traitor." "Otherwise, I do okay." "How are you doing, old man?" "I want to go back to my cave." "Since I had to be maintained." "This valley was still your idea?" "I said the Valley Skeletons of." "Not the Lost Gil." "Do you have the killer?" "No, but I know where he is." "Say that but against Maki-moteh." "Easy-General." "What?" "If the Coma Chen us here are surprised we lost." "Unfortunately, they surprised us all." "Look." "Mlm on, old man." "That is the martial." "If I still alive." "Not give up, captain." "I will see what I can do." "Good luck." "No, you stay here to to protect these people." "Hear Blazer ... bladder "alarm"." "Come on." "Maki-moteh Yes, you're right." "It would be murder." "They have no chance." "Road weapons." "Old Hand Has Sure nieu_ Maki-moteh for?" "Chief, I am a traitor execute." "I do not like traitors or they just white or red." "Boniah was useful, but weak." "Sure Hand has acted properly." "And?" "Did you killer by Maki al-motehs son?" "No, but I know who he is, and also where he is." "The drums of death remain silent." "My warriors want to fight." "Who is the killer?" "It 's your arms supplier." "It is the general." "Not true." "I never lie." "You tried to hebtje the murderer of your son." "Hii was not." "You're no friend, but a traitor." "If whites in emergency screening, they always lie." "I am now." "Maki-moteh want to Winnetou Iuisteren?" "Winnetou is a white friend." "He will die with the rest." "That makes for moteh-Maki." "What awaits Maki-moteh still on?" "Would he like revenge ... that he is the difference between good and evil no longer see?" "Why shoot Maki-moteh not?" "That he never dum." "Winnetou take too much risk." "I know why." "Friendship is everything for him." "Schietje why not?" "Maki-moteh is sometimes cowardly?" "Maki-motehs hand trembles." "So I will give the order." "Listen, Chen Coma ..." "I am here." "Hurry." "Questions jullieje off why Winnetou still alive?" "The General wanted more than a piece Devil head." "He gafjullie loose flodders and hoped opjullie death." "Then he would very Devil Skop beziften, including the gold mine." "Yes, he has the map in his head." "Winnetou has come for you to prove that this is true." "I thank Manitou I'm not too late." "I am pleased with your arrival." "I am sorry." "Then enter the heart of swab." "Maki-motehs grief maaMe him blind." "He embarrassed." "That does not." "To err is human." "Chief, I got a nice idea." "Let your men and loose flodders shooting." "Then shoot 's army in the air." "Simple." "If the soldiers then lie ... the crooks will definitely the 'similar' to rob." "Then we tackle them." "Good idea." "Have fun." "I have an appointment now with the general." "Winnetou is doin 'it." "No, I am waiting here for three iaar on." "This is a family matter." "Do you understand?" "Listen to my advice." "Take 't path along the river and barring the secret exit." "Thanks, Winnetou." "Sure Hand ..." "Doin 'Can I come?" "Yes." "You're practically family." "Goodbye." "Come on." "That sounds like me music in the ears." "Go there." "Who is still alive, make you." "Then the mine of us." "I am not going." "That is too risky." "Like a lost ball hits me, the gold mine is nowhere to be found." "You're right." "It is a lot better ... if someone you bewaaM." "Mike, Blacky ... monitor our good friend and leave him alone." "Understood?" "Maakje not worry, Joe." "We will 'm not offend her." "After you, General." "Liiken who rob, guys." "Grab what you can tackle." "Let your arms fall." "Hands opje head." "Listen well, a joke and it is over." "Come on, give me a reason to fire, that is because I love." "Your turn." "Here you are arrested." "How did you let the General escape?" "Well, hebjii as lucky." "Sergeant, who on_apen men and buoy them." "Collect the weapons." "Mii shoot would be foolish." "That we need gold man with a lot of parts." "Put away those weapons and tell me where Satan is Skop." "What do you mean?" "We are with his three." "If we share, we can quiet lifestyles." "So that mean you." "Now we divide it among ..." "That never?" "Right?" "General?" "Sorry, Blacky." "Now it 's mine." "Who would still life, denkje?" "The General." "I take that side." "You stay here." "And if he comes out then ..." "I may not doin 'it?" "No, you stay here." "If necessary ikje have, I call it." "What did I make?" "I now hebje needed." "Gotta come see me." "You stupid idiots." "Not so fast." "Get your arms out." "Very slowly." "High in the air." "Throw it away." "Come on." "Brave boy." "I will me introduce myself." "I'm Johnny Garden." "The brother of Paul Garden." "Do you remember?" "The man you back in his lap." "I wait here all times ..." "And now ..." "Can we nieb regulate?" "I do not have that gold and there is a lot." "Only I know where it lies." "Interesting." "Let me live, then we share it." "I do not kill you." "I am not dead unarmed people." "No mister, you'll hang." "Hang out." "But first I have ieb do otherwise." "Come on." "Ah, there he is al" "Sure Hand, Sure Hand ..." "What is it?" "Are you sick sometimes?" "Maybe you drinking too much." "Hey, what doeje now?" "Let me go." "Wobble?" "Ofje friend gun down vote." "Hurry, Sure Hand." "Maakje not worry about me." "Old man, I'm afraid that we have been." "He is too smart for us." "Teach me too 's shooting without focus." "Without touching me, of course." "Blood ..." "You okay?" "Am I dead?" "No idea, but I'm not an angel." "Squadrons, forward." "Well captain, end well, all right." "Thank you." "I've learned a lot in the last few hours." "Not only here but also there." "You will be fixed soon colonel." "Formatted your promotions but out." "Guys, where is Winnetou?" "Yon." "This is only a man." "He-he?" "He of course." "We get married." "Really?" "I like the mine search of Maki-moteh." "Congratulations doin 'millionaire, Toby." "Without-card 't difficult." "I can determine." "Here is my wedding gift." "The General had the map copied." "O Sure Hand, he're great." "How can we thank you?" "By happy to be." "Say, sometimes wachtje on the coach?" "HC?" "You mean I can join?" "Of course." "What am I without you?" "Come on."

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"I'm out here today selling peanut mms" "Not for no boy scout troop or no basketball team." "I'm out here hustling for my damn self," "So I can make some money and be a positive member of my community" "And stay away from drugs and the disgusting fiends that use them." " Candy, sir?" " Man:" "No thanks, buddy." "Oh, snap, ben." "Where'd you get those?" "I had these before you were born." "How much you want for them?" "They're nothese gonna fit you." "Were born." "Not for me, yo." "I could flip those in an hour." "You know how many offers I get on these?" "It's not about money." "It's about respect." "Yeah yeah yeah." "Look at you tw o- all that respect" "And you're still taking the train to work." "When I'm your age," "I'ma have me a mercedes maybach." "And you'll be a dope ass chauffeur." "Man, whatever." 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"Would that be weird if she did?" "No, not for me." "She might feel weird about it." "You know what?" "I was gonna make it a surprise," "But screw it." "I want to give you one of these photo s- one of tim's photos" "As a thank you for all the help." "That's gat." "I mean, these are a framed reminder of what losers all my friends are." "Oh my god." "Eww." "I've had it with you." "What?" "I didn't mean to say losers, okay?" "I meant to say "degenerates."" " Gingy, you know I'm coming." " Good." "Shit." "I'm late for work." "Cam, peace, man." " Ben." " Yeah?" " Where's the barney's tag?" " Lost it." "That's the third time this month." "I'm gonna have to dock your paycheck $20 to replace it." " Found it." " Looky looky." " Yeah, there it is." " Now put it on and keep it on." "Ben." "Ben epstein, right?" "Yeah." " David." "David kaplan from high school." "Oh, right." "Yeah, david." " What's up, dude?" " David." " How you doing?" " Good." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I'm doing great." "I'm doing great." "I'm managing a little hedge fund." "Took a bit of a t, but still got a few pesos to play with." " Yeah." " Here, let me give you this." " Thiss natalia." " Hello." " Hi." " We've got to hang out, bro." " I'll call you." " Please." "Fuck." "You should've seen this kid in high school." "This kid used to make these t-shirts that were the shit." "Hey hey, you still doing art?" "'cause I collect now, by the way." "You ever hear of damien hirst?" " Yeah, of course." " I just got one of those." "He needs jeans." "Which are cool jeans?" "Let me show you some new jeans we got from japan." " Yeah?" " I think you might like 'em." "Yeah." "Are they gonna fit my fat ass?" "'cause I happen to be oddly shaped." "i- " "Mmm, smells good." "Wow." "Grandma cooking up a feast for us." "It's not just two of us." "Guess who come home from ossining?" "Your cousin rene." "He got the good behavior." "He wanted make a surprise for you." "Wow." "Grandma, I forgot your malta at the supermarket." "i" " I'll be right back, okay?" " Man:" "Yo yo, that who I think it is, man?" "My little cousin." " - where you going, man?" "Huh?" "You didn't come to visit me." "You didn't send nothing for my commissary." "What's the matter, papa?" "You forgot about me?" " Never." "Never, bro." " Give me a kiss." " What the fuck are you doing?" " Need a lift?" " Why do you have gingy's car?" " Get in." " - whoa whoa." " All right, where are we going?" " The docks." "Why?" "Butter-soft marc buchanan leather jackets." "Deal goes away in an hour." "Get in on this with me." "Hell no, man." "I'm going home to take a nap before gingy's opening." "Come on, yo." "Easy money." "We'll have fun." "Why are you so desperate to make a buck all of a sudden?" "You get that gay girl pregnant?" " Huh?" " A'ight." " Fuck it." "I'ma tell you." " Tell me what?" " My cousin rene came home..." " Already?" "..." "And he wants his loan paid back." " What loan?" "Huh?" " What the fuck are you talking about?" "What loan?" " The five grand for the wilfredo gomez pro-model." " He needs it by Monday." " What?" "No no no no no no." "You told me that was an investment" "From a wall street guy who owes you a for." "Investment, loan-- what's the difference?" "The difference?" "The difference is" "Your lunatic cousin breaking my fucking arm, man." "Nobody's gonna break your arm." "Cam, he threw you out of a window over a video game." "that was the first floor." "It was a joke." "Ben, relax." "I've got it all worked out." "We're good with the leathers." "That's your idea of having it all worked out?" "Bootleg leather jackets?" "Well, it's the leathers" "Or we sell coke for my cousin at gingy's opening." "All right, if I go with you to the docks," "I'm smoking without a $100 penalty." "Deal." "" "All right, all right." "Not bag, not bad." " How many of these you got?" " Man:" "How many you want?" " Cam:" "Uh..." " Is this selvage?" "Fuck selvage." "That's han d-dyed indigo from a left-handed weave." "i" " No way." " Man:" "Came off the boat from osaka" "Bound for the jeans shop on west 14th street until it met me." " How much?" " Three grand." "Yo, ben, we don't have three grand." "Focus on the pleathers." "Yo, pal, that ain't no pleather." "What you think?" "it's real." "nametag's spelled wron g- straight up bootleg." "Bad news, my dud e- these are straight bootleg." " That ain't no bootleg." " Ben:" "Last time I checked," "Buchanan spelled mark with a "k."" "I don't give a shit if he spells it with a kkk." " That's some real leather." " Kkk?" "Really?" "I'll tell you what- give me $500 for the lot" " And I'll throw in a blender." " $400." " Go fuck yourself." " $500 it is." "Yo, ben, how much cash you got on you?" "i- - man:" "No no no, it's not like that." "You see, I didn't find photography." "Photography found me." "I was living in a halfway house," "I stole a camera from the wiz and I just started shooting." "I mean, true art is all on the streets." "Everything else is bullshit." "By the way, I'm having a very special deal" "On my 20x24 prints." "Very cool for my japanese friends." "Konichiwa." "I appreciate it." "There you are." "What up?" "What up, fool?" "Domingo." " Look good, man." "How you feeling?" "Dang, ben." "Put a smile on that face." " Man, it's a party." " I'm smiling." "On the inside, I'm smiling." "Yeah." " All right." " Well, holla at me later." " All right, man." "Finally." "How's it going?" "You moving units or what?" "So far so good." "It's good so far." "I still can't believe people actually pay for this." " I've got to get myself a camera." " Yeah, do that." " Okay." " All right, so is rachel here?" " Umm, no, but jane is." " Wait, I'm gonna catch up with your pops." "Leave him alone, cam." " What are you talking about?" "Your dad loves me." " Gingy, I'm really not ready for this." " oh, it's fine." " Hello, jane." " Hi, gingy." " This is-- this is ben." " Ben." "Hey." "Hi." " Ooh." " Oh, wow." "Are you okay?" "Yes, I'm fine." " I think I just broke half your face off." "It's okay." " Does anybody need anything to drink?" " Would you like anything?" " Want ice or something?" "No, I'm all right." "Thanks, yeah." "Okay." " So I think we've actually met before." " We have?" " Yes." " You don't remember?" " No, of course, I remember." "Where was it?" " I can't believe you don't remember." "Come on, just give me a hint." "Okay, fine." "It was at this really beautiful loft in chinatown." " Oh, nico's loft." " Yes." " That was my birthday party." " I can't believe" "I totally crashed your birthday party." "You didn't bring me a gift." "What the fuck?" "" "Listen." "I'm having some people over afterwards." "You should-- you should come by." "Yeah?" "I don't know if I can tonight," " But thank you, though." " That's too bad." "It's cold stone creamery but for donuts." "I call it build-a-nut." " No, cam." " You pick your own toppings." "Camo frosting for the dudes" "And strawberry-flavored hig h-heel sprinkles for the ladies." "No." "You keep coming to me with these crazy ideas," "And maybe some of them might be good," "But everybody's got ideas." "Nobody wants to put in the work." "Don't tell me what you're gonna do." "Show me what you've done" "And then maybe, finally, I'll write you that check." "How many zeros on that check?" "" " Hey, rachel." " Hey, ben." "How are you?" "Ben, this is darren." "Darren, ben." " Hey, ben." "Nice to meet you." " Darren." "Hey." " So how you been?" " Good." " Good." " Really good." "Quit smoking." " Really?" "Thas great." " Yeah." " That's good." " Yeah." "Hey, was that you in that photo back there?" "Oh, yeah, that's-- that's me." " You know I like it." " Yeah." " Maybe I can use it in the bar." " Yeah, umm..." "Darren is opening this hotel in the bowery." "And she's got a good e, this one." " Oh, yeah." " Cam:" "There she is." "Hey." "Aww." "Sorry, but I've got to steal this man for a second." " Be seeing you." " Of course." "Bye-bye." " You okay?" " No, I'm fine, yeah." "Dude, she doesn't even look that good." "You had her at her prime." "No offense." " Mm-hmm." "None taken." " After-party at g.I. Jane's." "Let's do it." " Yeah, we shod definitely do that." "" "Hey, cam." " Hey, you made it." " Hello, jane." " Yo, do!" " Man:" "Hey, what's up?" " Hey, jane." " Hey." "Have you ever tried absinthe?" " Uh, no." " I'm obsessed with it." "It has to be the real deal" "The stuff with thujone." "That's the stuff that makes you go... * crazy. *" " Crazy, huh?" " Yeah." "Pour m a shot too, sexy." "Hey." "Ben, this is marco." "Marco is a painter." "He just got back from a solo show in mexico city." " Oh." " And I sold it out too," "So yay for me." "Wow." "Yay." "Hey, I'll be right back, okay?" "All right." " Hey." " Hey." "I would tear that ass up." " You would?" " Cam:" "Hey, yo, ben." " Uh, ben." " Will you excuse me?" "We're gonna leave with these wilhelmina chicks." " Already?" " Mm-hmm." "And that's what's happening." "We're gonna go get some grub at the blue ribbon," "Courtesy of harold's conde nast expense account." "Are you in or what?" " Actually, I think I'm good, man." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "How are you gonna handle that jane situation?" "I don't know." "Something'll happen." "Out of the bottle?" "Really?" "Really?" " Mm-hmm." "If the lifestyle's crazy, that's how I roll." " All right, man." "Get up with you later." " Holla at me, man." " I will, I will." " Yo, ben," "Thanks for coming with me to the docks today, by the way." "No doubt." " That shit really meant a lot to me," "That you would still do that for me." " Of course." "Oh, you're gonna help me flip the jackets, right?" "Man, hell no." "I'll do that. " "Oh, by the way, if I was you," "I would push jane into the bedroom and tongue her down real fast." "Yeah yeah." " Don't wait till 4:" "00 in the morning" " To make a move." "I know you." " What?" "Me?" "No no no, I'm gonna go for the triple bang session." "Yo, he who hesitates masturbates." "All right." "* I was out chopping cotton * * my brother baling hay *" "* and at dinnertime we stopped * * and walked back to the house to eat *" "* and mama holla'd out the back door *" "* "y'all remember * * wipe your feet..." *" "I think we're gonna bail, jane." " Let me walk you out." " Bye, guys." "* I got some news this morning from choctaw ridge... *" "Dude, stop being a cock block." "Marco, aren't you gay?" "Gay?" "Yeah, you wish I was gay" "So I'd let you put your dick in my mouth." "Wow, I don't even really knowow to respond to that." "So, thanks for coming, marco." " What are you doing, jane?" " Come on, I'll walk you out." "* "pass the biscuits, please..." *" "It was nice to meet you, marco." "* "..." "In the lower 40 I've got to plow" * * and mama said it was a shame * * about billy joe anyhow *" "* seems like nothing ever comes to no good * * up on choctaw ridge *" "* and now billy joe macallister's jumped off * * the tallahatchie bridge. *" "i" " Rachel:" "What?" " Rachel, I just want to talk to you." "i" " Ben, you've got to call me tomorrow." "No." "No no no." "Please please please please." "Just give me five minutes, okay?" "i" " No, ben." " I'm not gonna try to make out with you or anything." " Unless you want me to." " Please go home." "Rachel!" "Rachel!" "You said we oughta be friends!" "Whassup?" "You're not being a very good friend now!" " Rachel!" " Jesus!" "Ben, go home." "You look so beautiful right now." " Go home." " Rachel, I miss you." " Shh!" " I'm-- - hey, ben... i" " Oh. -..." "Why don't you just go home, buddy?" "You." "Hey." "Hey." "How you doing?" "Why don't you come down here so I can kick your ass?" ""buddy"?" "Who says "buddy"?" "Rachel!" "I'm not... yo, ben, get out of bed." "It's time to get paid." "Go away." "Yo, come on, man." "You've still gotta help me flip the jackets." " Get up, man." " It's Saturday!" "The flea market's Sunday, asshole." "Go away." "Fuck the flea market." "Come on, man." "We're gonna go old-school, bro." "Real leathers, real leathers, $150 apiece." "Marc buchanan butte r-soft leather jackets, $150 apiece." "Get 'em while it's still chilly." "Hey, get one for your boyfriend." "There you go." "Check one out." "Check one right there." "Real leathers, real leathers-- - okay, guys." "Let's see the vendor's permit." "What?" "Oh yeah." "Yeah, it's right here." "Let's see it." "You wanna call your friend back here, please?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll do that." "I can't believe you bitched out on me like that." "You're out of your mind, cam." "Did you think that fat ass was gonna catch you?" "You're missing the point." "I'm not running from the police, okay?" "Not at my age." "Not over some fak e-ass leather jackets." "i" " You did well, man." " What are you talking about?" "We're three grand short." "So you'll deal with rene, you'll figure something out for the rest." "Oh, word." "It's like that now?" "All on me?" "Hey, look, I never wanted to borrow money" "From your shad y-ass cousin in the first place." "Shady or not, at least I'm still going for it," "Not working for the man like you." "What are you, 12?" "How long are you gonna keep saying "fuck the man" for?" "Until we are the man." "Well, I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you," "But it's time you grow the fuck up, cam." " Like you did?" " Yeah." "One failure and it's a wrap." "Now you're all grown up, working at barneys." "Ben, I'm sorry I lied to you about that money." "I just actually wanted us to do something for once," "Not just watch as it happens to all our friends." "I know where we can get rene's money." "Fucking downtown loft." "It's all about uptown luxury." "I love all this limestone." "My dudes, welcome to villa capo." "Ooh, I guess we know which one of you paid attention in high school." "Oh, fuck that." "I barely graduated," "But anything is still possible in america, baby" "Even for some loud-mouthed jew." "Hey, where's your glfriend?" "Oh." "Oh, the girl from barneys?" "Yeah." " Natalia?" "Oh, no no, she's not my girlfriend." "She's a pro." "I got her off the eros guide." "You know." "Hey, you guys want a beer?" " Cam:" "I'm good." " Ben:" "I'm good, thanks." "All right!" "What you got for me?" "Okay, this is my boy tim." "He is the hottest photographer in the game right now." "He just had his first show this weekend in chinatown." " Sold out." " Tim is the man." "I'm telling yo u- this is a steal at three grand." "I love that." "Let's see it." "Okay." "Wow." " That's nice, ben." " It's sick, right?" "That's real cool." "That's just not for me, though." "David" " I mean, look at this." "Really?" " I'm telling you" " I hear you." "You know what?" "I don't do black and white." " I'm sorry." " Oh." " Oh." "Yeah yeah." " Cam:" "But, david," "You've got to think of this as an investment." "Right." "I totally get that," "I just-- it's not worth it for me, though." " Black and white, it'- - cam, cam." " He doesn't want to do it." "It's fine." " I'm really sorry, guys." "Yo, ben." "Ben." "Bro, you want me to loan you that money, though?" "What?" "Honestly, you look like you're about to cry." "No, man, I'm not gonna take your money." "No, it's all good." "Actually, guys, you know," "There's a way you might be able..." " I'm not gonna do that." "..." "To pay me back." "You don't happen to know the doorman at avenue, do you?" " Dez." "Yeah." " Dez." "Right." "Yeah, I play ball with dez every Wednesday." " You do?" " Ben:" "Yeah." "That guy really hates me." "Is there any way you guys could maybe" "Make him not hate me so much?" "Oh yeah." "Yeah, we can do that." " Really?" "That was be amazing." " We've got you, man." " - man:" "Oh fuck." "Man #2:" "Man, you fucking suck." "Up yours, motherfucker." "Go ahead." "Take that." "There you go, you fucking dick." "Idiot." " - man:" "Oh, that's bullshit." "Yo, bring my cousin in." "Yo, you ever try this rasta monsta stuff here?" "No." "What's that?" " Yeah, man, I just bought the exclusive tri-state area" "Distribution rights for this." "Jamaicans make it." "They put some kind of nutrients in there." "One drink of this shit, you'll be fucking all night." "i" " Ooh!" "Ooh, yeah!" "" "White kids are gonna love this stuff, man, right?" "Hell yeah." "Look at this shit." "Hmm?" "I didn't even have to hurt anybody, bro." "My man, stepping it up." "i" " My man." " I guess we're not the losers you thought we were." "No, you still are." "One look at one of those skate decks" "Anybody would tell you that." "Right, jabar?" "I kinda like the elephant." "Yo, shut the fuck up, jabar." "Who asked you?" "Yo, grab a cup." "Grab a cup." "Here you go." "Ready?" "One for you." "One for you." "To not having to break my cousin's arm." "Go ahead." "Go for it." " How that taste?" "Like that?" " Both:" "Mmm." "Mmm." " Tastes good." " Yeah, that's something." " Rene:" "Yeah, baby." " That shit is good." " So, rene..." " Hmm?" "...How would you like to loan us another $3,000?" "What this fool just say?" "What are you doing?" "Fuck the man." "Right, cam?" "Yo, the kid is back." "Me and ben, we're making jeans." "Premium denim." "Premium." "$900 a pair and don't ask me for no discounts." "'cause I know how you are." "Whoa!" "Oh man." "Get off the phone." " I'll call you back." " Pick it up." "We're gonna get run over."

"Previously on Revenge..." "They're running drugs through the bar, Jack." "We found narcotics and a handgun hidden in the bilge." " Declan Porter, you are under arrest..." " No, wait!" "Wait, stop." "It's mine." "Marco and I are in talks to find him a position in the company." " After what he did?" " It's just smart business." "Right, Nolan?" "So it's official." "He's the new C.E.O." "My son is very much in love with you." "Persuade him to drop his interest in Grayson Global, and I will stand behind you every step of the way." "Your ex-fiancée just broke up with me." "A fake up?" " I'd say Daniel's already thinking make up." " That's the idea." "You realize I'm three moves away from snapping your neck?" "If you do that, how will you ever reunite with your sister?" "If I have to play nice with Daniel for a little while, then it's a small price to pay." "They say the best-laid plans often go awry." "Because no matter how detailed the preparation..." "A plan will always have a weak point." "And there will always be those looking to exploit it..." "To doom a plan to failure, and the perpetrator along with it." "Hey." " Where you been?" " Thinking." "About the kiss." "Look, I'm sorry that you had to see that," " but it didn't mean anything." " I'm sure it did to Daniel." "You know, you asked me to trust you." "Well, you need to trust me, too." "You can't just disappear when things get a little bit uncomfortable." "Like it or not, Daniel is the best remaining link to the people who destroyed our families." "I didn't come here last night to keep tabs on you and Daniel." "I came to tell you that Helen Crowley made contact with me." "Or more accurately, she allowed me to make contact with her." "The Initiative knows who you are?" "Not entirely." "Takeda's security measures seem to have held up." "They don't appear to know anything about you or our deeper connection." "What did she want from you?" "My complicity." "She... told me that Colleen was still alive." "Did she offer you proof?" "No." "Then there's no reason to believe them." "They will say anything to manipulate you." "I understand that, but..." "look, if... if she thinks I'm under their thumb, then... then we've got a direct line to the Initiative, which doesn't involve you falling back in with Daniel." "Can you still contact her?" "No." "Said she's gonna contact me." "Then we need to draw her out." "Your 9:00 am, Emily Thorne, is here." "Thank you, Grace." "Send her in." " Good morning." " Morning." "Oh." "I'm sorry." "Was that not..." "No, it's, uh..." "I just thought after last night, we..." "We did kiss, right?" "I..." "I didn't dream that?" "Yes, and it was..." "It was great." "I just, um..." "I just want to make sure that whatever's happening here, that, you know, we're taking it slowly." "Yeah." "Yeah, probably a good idea." "I actually came here to talk to you about a children's charity that I've been working with since 2008." "Okay." "Tell me about it." "Basically, the organization assists kids in danger of slipping through the foster care system." "If you meant what you said about rehabilitating Grayson Global's image," "I'd like to invite your top-tier investors to our annual wine auction." "Excuse me." "This came for you." "Hand delivered with a note marked "urgent."" "Stonehaven United Solutions." "Who sent this?" "Helen Crowley." "She's holding on line two." "I gotta take this." "Um, Grace, can you give Ms. Thorne my confidential client list?" " Sure." " Thank you." "Can I call you later?" "Yes." "Please do." "I'll be right back with that list." "Um, Grace, do you mind if I use your phone?" "Mine's out of battery." "Sure." "Just dial 9 to get out." "Thank you so much." " Helen." " Hello, Daniel." "Do you have the Stonehaven prospectus in front of you?" "Yeah, I'm looking at it right now." "The question is, why?" "Consider it a gift." "This time next quarter, that company is poised to triple its revenues, only they don't know it yet." "Oh, but you do?" "Why else would I recommend you acquire it?" "Have the same killer instinct you showed in assimilating Nolcorp before someone else beats you to it." "Speaking of, have you followed up on our previous discussion?" "I did." "Your hunch was right." "There are some gaps in Nolcorp's early RD." "Ms. Thorne, here's our client list." "Yes, I will be by this afternoon to check the flower arrangements." "Okay." "Thanks." " Here you go." "Hope it's helpful." " Thank you." "Victoria." "I think I have some information for you." "So you're saying the cops are the ones who tipped off Nate and Kenny?" "It's the only explanation." "They knew the police were coming, so they moved all the drugs onto the boat to set me up." "And I played right into their hands." "I'm calling Emily for bail money." "I don't want her involved in this." "Fine." "Nolan, then." "You're not spending another night here." "I don't want to drag any of our friends into this mess, okay?" "Jack, this is no time to be stubborn." "Whoever gets us the bail money will get it back." "No prosecutor's gonna believe for one second those drugs belong to you." "If they trace the registration to the gun, they're gonna find out..." "That it was used to kill Kenny and Nate's father six years ago." "And it belonged to my dad." "So, um..." "This whole setup is what, payback for what happened to their father?" "You can't do anything against the Ryans." "They will hurt you or Declan..." "Or Carl." "Amanda, promise me." "Enjoy, Conrad." "They're imported straight from Cuba." "That's very kind of you, but completely unnecessary." "Yes." "Jason?" " Oh, what a delight." " Victoria, it's been too long." "What brings you out to the Hamptons?" "Good sportsmanship." "It appears my 20-year rivalry with your husband has come to an end." "Uh, Jason brought by a box of Cubans to commemorate my retirement." "Is that what they call corporate exile these days?" "Oh, trust me." "I'm only too happy to be done with the private sector." "And what does the public sector promise, a run for office?" "Perhaps." "Just when I thought" "I had the biggest ego in the tristate area." "I'm sorry." "Conrad, may I have a word alone with you?" "Gladly." "Jason, please excuse us." "I know." "I know." "The man is an ogre." "That's what I get for opening my own door." "I could care less about your petty rivalry with Jason Prosser." "I am concerned with Helen Crowley." "Apparently, she directed our son to acquire a company called Stonehaven United Solutions." "Does that mean anything to you?" "Stonehaven is a disaster recovery firm, if memory serves." "This, dear, is what the Initiative does." "They influence upheaval and then profit in the aftermath." "Aftermath of what, another flight 197?" "How did you happen upon this little morsel?" "While you're busy debating your bid for political office," "I have been securing alliances close to Daniel that will help ensure the future of this family." "And if you're not going to do anything to thwart these devils, I will." "And how do you intend to do that?" "Sabotage." "Thank you for the Stonehaven tip, Emily." "Of course." "Is it significant?" "It's hard to say just yet." "But to that end," "I'm not sure how including Daniel in your upcoming charity auction would convince him to abandon his post at Grayson Global." "I know." "I'm afraid that was in the works before we had our conversation, and it's hard to turn a ship on a dime." "Ah, well, c'est la guerre." "As long as you're going through with it, might I suggest that you invite Jason Prosser to the event?" "Jason Prosser of Prosser Wealth Funds?" "Oh, you know of him?" "Of course, but isn't he one of Grayson Global's biggest competitors?" "Yes." "Men like Conrad and Jason judge their manhood by the size of their wallets." "And it's always been my experience that the most lucrative charity auctions are the ones that pit two corporate egos against each other." "Mm." "With your permission, I'm sure I could get Jason to attend." "Permission granted." "Declan." "Amanda." "I'm guessing by the faces, our boy Jack's still in the penalty box." "Thanks to you setting him up." "I mean, what the hell do you guys want?" " Can we just get it out?" " Hey, settle down, kid." "You want out?" "That's simple." "You just sell us the rest of the bar." "In fact, uh, that should cover it right there." "Hey, this is our home, you son of a bitch." " We're not going anywhere." " Declan, easy." "You probably need your big bro's signature to make it official anyway, so I tell you what... why don't you get back to us in about, mm, ten to fifteen years when he gets out, okay?" "He's just shooting his mouth off." "He does that." "When he's not planting drugs or guns on our boat, you mean?" "Don't play innocent with me." "Take my advice, okay?" "Go along to get along." "I don't want any more trouble for you guys." "I think you know what you can do with your advice, Kenny." "I read through the tech report you provided of everything Nolcorp has in development." "Impressive, right?" "Incomplete, actually." "There were significant resources allocated between 2004 and 2006 to a project that's vanished from the books." "Something called Carrion." "Look, Daniel, not all our RD yields viable products." "Well, whatever it did yield could be sold off to recoup our losses." "Unless you're hiding something from me." "I'm not hiding anything from you." "Oh." "But it has always been my rule to keep failed development in house." "Well, everything we do incorporates bits and pieces..." "Well, there are new rules now, Nolan, full disclosure being one of them." "Now I want a report detailing all of your abandoned development, and I want it by the end of the week." "What was that about?" "My guess?" "Extreme daddy issues." "Had enough time away?" "I've been thinking, and..." "I was never qualified to be your C.F.O. in the first place, so I don't care about losing my position." "But I care about you." "And if you'll have me," "I'd like to come back to work." "Padma..." "You're smart." "There are so many better opportunities out there." "Unless those opportunities have an office down the hall with you in it," "I'm not interested." "Okay." "You're hired." "Again." "Hired to what capacity exactly?" "You know, let's not get all territorial." "I'm sure we can find room for our former C.F.O." "We found room for you, didn't we?" "Of course." "We'll figure something out." "Welcome." "Welcome back." "He's not happy." "Neither am I." "I don't have a date for" "Emily's charity wine auction tomorrow night." "Any ideas?" " Conrad." " Ms. Davenport." "Well, I knew you had moxie, but showing your face back here so soon, if I weren't so intrigued, I'd be shocked." "I'm here to protect an investment." "And what investment would that be?" "My time whilst in your family's employ." "I believe I may still be owed a few dividends." "Blackmail." "Of course." "Is there anything that isn't beneath you?" " I don't want hush money." " Oh?" "The truth is, it would be unwise for me to start over in a place where my ability to hold any number of secrets might not be as valued as it is in the Grayson fold." "Oh, well, in case you hadn't noticed, my traitorous son now sits atop my former throne, in no small part to your assistance." "So as it stands," "I'm hardly in a position to rehire you in your former capacity." "We can look at this either of two ways." "I know where the bodies are buried, proverbial and otherwise." "I've been privy to all manner of chicanery, from fictional kidnappings to inflated investor returns." "And the other way, Ms. Davenport?" "Quite simply, I am good at what I do." "And whilst your family breathes, there will be a demand for my talents." "You do realize you're asking to reenter Victoria's orbit." "Well, as per my terms, all of which are nonnegotiable, the dragon lady is yours to wrangle." "Well, serendipity prevails," "Ms. Davenport." "You see, these talents you speak of make you particularly well-suited to assist in my next endeavor." "So we have a deal?" "You might call it that." "Well done." "The net worth on this guest list exceeds the G.D.P. of most small countries." "Well, I don't like to take "no" for an answer." "That makes two of us." "There is, however, one client of yours that I'm having trouble nailing down..." "Um..." "Helen Crowley." "Aiden mentioned something about meeting her at one of your investor luncheons this summer." "You invited Aiden?" "No." "I invited Aiden's boss." "Aiden R.S.V.P.'d." "But if he's willing to contribute to the cause, I can't say no." "Daniel Grayson." "Ms. Crowley, hello." "Evening, Daniel." "I, uh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything." "No, not at all." "Just dinner with my colleague Emily Thorne." "She's a consultant for our philanthropic concerns." "Uh, in fact, she'd love a word with you if that's okay." "Helen, you're on with Emily." "So nice to meet you." "And you, too, Ms. Crowley." "Listen, I know how valuable your time is, so..." "I'll get right to it." "I'm hosting a charity wine auction tomorrow night." "Well, I imagine Daniel's told you that I'm a..." "a very private person." "I don't make a habit of going to parties." "Oh, well, I was hoping you would make an exception." "You see, our charity supports foster kids who have aged out of the system." "They have nowhere to go, no guidance." "It can be a really scary time for them." "And... well, the more deep pockets in attendance, the better it reflects on Daniel as the new C.E.O." "I like the way you think." "Perhaps I can put in an appearance." "Terrific." "I'll put you on the V.I.P. list." "If all your consultants are this tenacious, Daniel," "I predict good things for your future." "Go back to your meeting." "I'll call later." "Very impressive, Ms. Thorne." "I had a curious conversation with Daniel Grayson recently." "He was inquiring about our early software development." "It seems like a standard inquiry." "He just wants to assure fiscal transparency." "No, I think it was more calculated than that." "He was inquiring about Carrion." "There's no way he could've happened upon that information, so..." "Somebody must have tipped him off." "And you think it was me?" "You were the one that dusted Carrion off and put her on my desk." "I did that to remind you" " of the greatness you're capable of." " Oh." "Nolan, I'm trying to... to rebuild the trust you once had in me, not destroy it." "Look, I wanna... believe you, Marco." "I do." "But, uh, you can see why that might be difficult." " Okay, I'll tell you what I see." " Mm?" "Right before Daniel comes snooping around, a certain girl conveniently shows back up into your life?" "You know, I seem to remember you coming back into my life in exactly the same fashion." "The only difference being that I lost my whole company to Grayson Global the day you did." "And you know how sorry I am about that." "Look, at some point, we are gonna have to put this behind us." "Okay." "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Allen." "Thank you for coming." "Enjoy your evening." "Mm." "Did I tell you how beautiful you look in that dress?" "Twice, actually." "Well, what can I say?" "Some things are worth repeating." "Master Grayson." " Jason Prosser, what a surprise." " Nice to see you, Daniel." "And congrats on the Nolcorp coup." "Aggressive play." "Your old man never could've put that deal to bed so quickly." "Don't be so sure." "Whatever acumen I have for the job I owe to my father." "He was my mentor." "And now he's not even an employee." "Who is this lovely lady?" "Emily Thorne." "Uh, I'm so happy you could make it, Mr. Prosser." "I'm sorry." "I..." "I thought you two knew each other." "Actually, your mother invited me this evening." "And you better have brought your checkbook." "Victoria, aren't you a vision?" "Ah, among other things." "Hello, you two." "I have to say how happy it makes me to see you together again." "Jason, you'll be pleased to know that I had the bar stocked with the oldest Japanese whiskey known to mankind." "Come." "What was that about?" "The rivalry between my dad and Prosser is legendary." "She probably invited him here to embarrass me on the auction block." "I'm gonna get a refill." "Oh, wow." "Looks like "Faux-mance:" "Part deux"" "is a runaway success." "How's your other boyfriend handling it?" "As well as can be expected." "Mm." "Oh, look at you, all gussied up like 007, again." "So what do you got for us today, Q.?" "Well, per Moneypenny's request," "I've taken the building's utility network wireless." "This Nolpad controls all its systems." "Mood lighting, anyone?" " Perfect." " Good to have you on the team." "I'm gonna find out what's keeping my date." "So..." "You think Helen's gonna make an appearance?" "No question." "I'm convinced she has Daniel's office wired." "She'll come because she's curious." "Curious about what?" "You." "I led her to believe that you're the one that suggested that she come tonight." "Right." "Aiden, are you ready for this?" "You seem distracted." "Anything but." "On with the show." "They want the bar, Jack." "And Nate offered $1." "Not for a million dollars are they getting the bar from us." "I know." "That's what I said, but..." "You know, what I can't figure out is why they want it so bad in the first place." "It's time you knew the truth." "Declan won't answer my phone calls." "It's as if I did something wrong." "Did I do something wrong?" "This isn't about you." "Declan's just trying to keep you safe." "From the Ryan brothers?" "They're the ones behind everything that's been happening at The Stowaway, from Matt Duncan getting beaten half to death to Jack being framed for drug trafficking." "Well, what can we do?" "Go to your parents." "My parents?" "Why?" "If the Ryan brothers want money," " I've got plenty of my own." " It isn't about money." "It's about power and influence." "Your mother's on record saying she'd do anything for me." "My mother isn't exactly known for living up to her word." "My father, on the other hand, owes me big-time." "$50,000." "Going once." "Twice." "Sold." "Congratulations to Aiden Mathis of Takeda Industries." "Uh, thank you." "And let me assure you that Mr. Takeda will be enjoying this bottle personally." "Thank you." "And now for our final item of tonight's auction... the belle of the ball..." "a 1945 Chateau D'Huet." "We'll start the bidding off at a modest $10,000." "$10,000." "Thank you." "Do I have $20,000?" "Thank you." "Who will give me $25,000?" "Do I have $25,000?" "$25,000." "$50,000?" "Do I hear $50,000?" "We have a bid for $50,000." "Do I hear $60,000?" "$100,000." "$100,000 from Mr. Grayson." "Do I hear $150,000?" "$150,000?" "You haven't lost your nerve, have you, Jason?" "The economy's not that bad." "Do I hear $150,000?" "$200,000." "$200,000 from Mr. Prosser." "Hell, make it half a mil." "And I don't even drink wine." "$500,000 from Mr. Ross." "Do I hear $600,000?" "$600,000." "$700,000." "$750,000." " $750,000." " Do I hear $800,000?" "$800,000." "Thank you." " Do I hear $850,000?" " $850,000." "$850,000." "Do I hear... $1 million." "$1 million from Mr. Grayson." "Is anyone willing to go higher?" "A million going once." "Going twice." "Sold to Mr. Daniel Grayson." "Congratulations." " Mr. Grayson, congratulations." " Thank you." " That was great." " Thank you so much." "Did you just invite me here to make your boy seem less... boyish in front of his investors?" "No, Jason." "I invited you here because I enjoy your company." "Well, if that's true, perhaps we could continue this conversation somewhere a little more private." "Well, then." "Let's have another round." " But the terrace is private enough." " Mm." "Daniel." "Helen, you made it." " Sorry I'm late." "Is the auction..." " It's finished." "You missed a good show." "Bidding got quite spirited towards the end there." "Oh, what a shame." "I did so want to contribute." "I'm sorry." "Have you two met?" "Aiden Mathis, Helen Crowley." " Aiden...?" " Mathis." "Oh, pleasure." "Oh, excuse me." "I think it's time to pay the piper." "Yes." "I was hoping you'd make an appearance." "Really?" "Hope is so inactive." "And it seems to me you went to great lengths to get me here tonight... employing Daniel's ex-fiancée to reach me on your behalf." "Oh, the tangled web we weave, Mr. Mathis." "I just want to see my sister." " Well, we'll talk later." " Then I'm at your service." "What do you suppose those two are chatting about?" "Think Aiden's starting to hedge his bets?" "That's a very good question." "1-0-0-0-0-0-0." "I never thought giving away a million bucks could feel so good." "I assume your charity accepts simple donations as well." "How kind of you." "You must be Emily." "Helen Crowley." "Helen." "How wonderful to finally put a face to the name." "It sure is." "Though I am sorry to say, I was just on my way out." "Oh, well, you mustn't leave empty-handed." "Let me find you a bottle of wine." "No, I don't drink." "It clouds my judgment." "Well..." "Thank you for your generosity." "Oh." "I should probably go settle up with the caterers and the vintners." "It might take a little while so..." "How..." "How about a drink later, just you and me?" "Sure." "Lovely to meet you, Helen." "You, too, Emily." "So I vetted Stonehaven United, and I'm not bullish on their financials." "Well, like this, I know it's a worthy cause." "My recommendation stands." "Daniel..." "Indecision is a sign of weakness in a leader, and you need to be better than your father in every facet." "You buy that company now so you don't regret it later." "Good night." "You're asking me to seriously question the integrity of a police investigation based on the word of the accused and the mother of his child?" "Daddy, you of all people should understand." "You've been framed just like Jack." "Uh, the difference being, I was 100% certain of my innocence." "Now if Declan would like a safe harbor until this storm passes, he's more than welcome to stay here." "But as for your baby-daddy, Ms. Clarke," "I hope you can respect that I have to act more prudently with regard to the influence my name affords me." "Your wife publicly welcomed me into your family." "I nearly died in this house and I didn't ask for anything." "Oh, no, you did attempt to extort a rather large chunk of money in exchange for your father's diary." "Did you not?" "Let me be frank here." "I don't like that your return has drawn Charlotte into an orbit of drugs, crime, and the threat of violence." "So I would appreciate it if, going forward, you would keep your distance from us." "You know what?" " That's not gonna be a problem." " Good." "I must say that Clarke girl is a lost cause." "Did you hear any of that?" "Enough to know that if you're seriously considering a career shift towards politics, then you're missing an enormous opportunity." "Nolan." "Padma." "Hey, I was just headed out." "Sorry." "I know I'm late." "I would've been here earlier if Marco hadn't thrown a bunch of work at me." "Strong move." "Why the face?" "I'm sure it's nothing, but earlier tonight," "I overheard Marco on the phone with Daniel Grayson." "They were talking about someone named Carrie Ann something." "The way he was talking gave me this paranoid thought that he and Daniel might be trying to bring in hand-picked personnel to undermine you, and I..." "Padma, I..." "I really..." "I want to talk to you about this, but, uh, I am in the middle of... a deal." "Can you meet me back at the office in an hour?" " Okay, but I..." " Thanks." "You look beautiful!" "Permission to come aboard?" "Charlotte, I'm sorry." "I should've called you back." " I just..." " It's okay." "I know you were just trying to keep me out of danger." "Now it's my turn to return the favor." "Amanda told you about the Ryans?" "Listen, my dad said you can come stay at our house until this whole mess is resolved." "I gotta stay put." "I got to." "No one is coming in here and just ripping away everything my dad worked so hard to give us." "And, hey, if Jack and I are going down, it's not gonna be without one hell of a fight." "How much for the 9 millimeter?" "All yours for $350." "This is worth five times that, at least." "My lucky day." "Room for one more?" "I'm more than a little curious how it is you know so much about me." "Well, other than your rampage against Dmitri Vladov, we know very little." "You pulled quite the vanishing act in the ensuing years." "Try the phone." " It's dead." " And no reception." "Do you hear that?" "Get down on the floor." "Now." "What can I say, Vic?" "I hate to lose." "Always have." "Well, you did outbid Conrad for that beautiful Aston Martin a few years ago." "Yes, but at the time," "I was coveting something far more beautiful." "Truth is, I meant to impress you tonight." "Unfortunately," "Grayson Global's brash new C.E.O." "proved a more formidable opponent than I was prepared for." "Oh, well, get used to it." "With the takeover of Nolcorp," "Daniel's developed deep pockets and a big ego." "And soon, he's going to be adding a new feather in the company cap with the acquisition of Stonehaven United." "Stonehaven?" "Interesting." "Oh, my God." "Jason, that's not public knowledge." "Loose lips." "Victoria, please." "It's already forgotten." "The only thing on my mind this evening is you." "Well, I have to make the long ride home." "Don't tell me I'm gonna lose you, too." "On the contrary." "You're still very much in the race." "I want MA together first thing." "The target is Stonehaven United Solutions." "What is your interest in Stonehaven United?" "Don't say anything." "As long as you know what they need to know, they won't kill you." "Bad advice." "Next time the chamber will be loaded." "Who hired you to spy on Daniel Grayson?" "Go to hell." "Wrong answer." "Let's get this party started." "What do you want?" "To give you a chance..." " Which is more than you deserve." " Oh, yeah?" "A chance to what?" "To get outta here before you bleed." "Either you and your brother pack it up and leave tonight..." "Or what, hmm?" "Or you're gonna wish you'd taken me up on my offer." "Amanda." "I've been calling you." "Excuse us." "Yeah." "Ashley, what are you doing here?" " Jack's upstairs." " He's waiting for you." " Jack." " Hey." " Oh, my God." " Oh, baby." "What happened?" "Mr. Grayson here made some kind of deal with the court." "They dropped the charges?" "No." "Uh, my co-chair on the, uh, on the Liberty Project is friendly with the judge, so I just called in a favor." "And I asked the judge to set a lenient bail." "What made you change your mind?" "Oh, well, I don't know." "You know, as a citizen of some influence," "I felt it was my duty to clean up police corruption and drug trafficking in my own backyard." "And as a father, I was concerned about my daughter..." " And her sister." " Cut the crap." " What's in it for you?" " Amanda." "No, no, no." "That's all right." "She has every right to be suspicious about my motives." "And, yes, Ms. Clarke," "I came to my senses and realized that your predicament is my opportunity." "Mr. Grayson has decided to run for public office, and I suggested that helping you and cleaning up police corruption in Montauk would be beneficial towards restoring his public profile." "That is, of course, if you'll accept my help and my apology." "Can we get a couple minutes?" "Of course." "Yeah." "Take all the time you need." "The only way to leave here alive is to cooperate." "You're wasting your time." "Cooperate, and they'll kill you." "Fine." "You first." " You okay?" " Yeah." " Quick, let's go." " Wait." "No, now!" "Brava." "Well, let's see if she buys it." "We need to split up." "Do you have a car nearby?" "Uh, not far." "Who were those guys?" "I have my suspicions." "Good-bye, Mr. Mathis." "You guys are back early." "What, your big date flame out?" "Better question..." "What are you doing here so late?" "This is when I get my best work done." "Oh, would that be your work..." "Or Daniel's?" "Okay." "This again." "Um..." "Nolan, what..." "What do I have to say to you?" " What... what can I do?" " You can stop embarrassing yourself." "Every move that you've made since you've come back has been about undermining me." "What have you been telling him?" "The truth, a concept that continues to elude you." "Check my e-mails." "Check my e-mails." "Check every last communication I have made since I started working here again." "Don't mind if I do." "And since you would've never run it through standard e-mail..." "It would have to be" "A ghost." "Not unlike this one, sent to Daniel's personal e-mail." ""Subject:" "Missing RD." ""N.R. will deny it ever existed." "Don't take no for an answer."" "It's the ghosts that get you." "Nolan, look, I swear to you, I did not..." " I did not write that." " Look..." "Get out." "Forever." "Um..." "You're making a very big mistake." "How'd we do?" " Brilliant." " It was Oscar-worthy." "Helen's on the hook?" "Well, I'm still alive, aren't I?" "Look, we should, um..." "We should celebrate." "Oh, Aiden, I would love to, but..." "I'm expecting company." "Emily, if our plan tonight worked, you shouldn't have to keep up this charade with Daniel." "Well, if it works." "Until we know for sure, we stay the course." "And don't worry." "I'll control the situation with Daniel." "Fair enough." "Every plan has a fatal flaw." "Emily?" "Sometimes it's the heart..." "How about a $1-million nightcap?" "Even in those who are supposed to be the most careful." "But a careful nature doesn't always ensure success." "When a plan is built on an unstable foundation..." "Failure is not only a possibility, it's a certainty." "I can't believe you're opening this with me." "Ah, live for the moment, right?" "Besides, you're worth it." "What shall we toast to?" "Taking it slow and drinking it quickly." "Mm." "Ugh." "Oh, my goodness." "Oh, it's gone bad." "Oh, my goodness." "I'm so sorry." "Oh, what the hell?" "It's for a good cause." "Aiden." "Excuse me." "I think I can guess what you're doing here." "Yeah, I saw the lights were on." "Uh, I thought I'd fetch my things." " Daniel." " Aiden." "I hope I'm not interrupting anything." "No, not really." "Um, it's fine." "Here." "Here." "I'll, uh, just take it that that's everything, then." "It is." "Trust me." "Okay." "Night." "Sorry." "No, I should..." "I should get going, too." "Thank you for the wine, really." "That was a lovely gesture." "Yeah." "Maybe we should quit while we're behind..." "For now." "Yes." "It's me." "I have an update." "I have confirmation Nolan Ross is hiding the Carrion program somewhere inside the company." "Good." "We're counting on you."

"love. sick adjective 1." "So deeply affected by love as to be unable to act normally 2." "Exhibiting a lover's yearning" "We all go a little crazy when we fall in love." "It's nothing new." "Take this hunter." "He finds a shiny rock and figures he'll give it to his girlfriend." "The next day he's leaving for a lion hunt, and in his excitement, he drops the rock on his way out." "The girlfriend finds it, and she's all like," ""Who is this for?" "Zog doesn't like shiny rocks." ""Wait." "That girl Uba likes shiny rocks," ""and Zog was totally asking about her the other day" ""when we were skinning that goat." ""Uba." "I can't believe it!" "That stupid whore, " blah, blah, blah." "You see where it goes from there." "It's no different today." "It doesn't matter who you are, nobody's safe." "You get a text message from a significant other with one exclamation point when you expected three exclamation points, and the next thing you know you're right off the cliff, descending fast into crazy valley." "But then after the misunderstanding is cleared up, you bounce back." "You realize you were just acting silly, and you get back to being in love." "But there are some people who are different." "The truly lovesick get it much worse." "No!" "For evidence I submit my best friend, Charlie Darby." "Here he is a few months ago, before he was diagnosed a psychotic." "Back then he just thought he was unlucky with women, and stupid me, I believed him." "Looking back on it, I guess it does seem a little farfetched that Hannah Cartwright, his eighth-grade girlfriend gave him this, and then left him the next day for the kid from "happy days."" "There was Michelle from grad school:" ""The only thing I love more than coffee is you."" "According to Charlie, she forgot to mention half the English faculty at San Francisco state." "Which brings us to Jacinda." "Turned out not only was she married, but her husband was in prison in Sydney." "Bas Anderson." "String of armed robberies." "Ok, I'm sure I seem like a moron for not picking up on any of his lunacy a little sooner." "At the time, I really did just believe him." "Why wouldn't I?" "He's my best friend." "He's the principal of my school." "He's the godfather to my beautiful daughter." "But if there's one thing I've learned, it's that all those things can be true about a guy and he can still be completely and utterly out of his mind." "You got any idea what this stuff is worth?" "You can't put a value on it." "My heart is in this box." "So, what..." "Like around $40?" "Thank you for your donation." "What do you say?" "Thank you, Uncle Charlie." "I love it." "Isn't that ironic?" "I used to love the person who gave that to me." "What's a mate?" "A mate is someone who says they love you, but they really have a boyfriend in prison." "Honey, why don't you go put that with your other stuffed animals?" "I'm trying to help her." "Charlie, that's a little heavy for a five-year-old." "It's never too early to start learning about the dangers of love." "So, if Jacinda's boyfriend makes parole," "I may need to live with you guys for a while." "From now on, why don't you let us pick out the women you date?" "It'd be impossible to do any worse." "Thanks for the offer, but I am retiring from that aspect of my life effective immediately." "I got rid of every remembrance of every woman who ever broke my heart, and I am now officially done." "Hey, I thought you had a date meeting us at the wedding." "Well, I didn't say I'm not gonna date." "I'm just not gonna let myself fall in love in the near future, or the distant future." "The future." "How do you date and not fall in love?" "You just date the kind of people you can never fall in love with." "Hey." "Hey, Bin Laden." "Bring me some more grape." "I don't appreciate that." "Yeah?" "And I don't appreciate you people hiding bombs in your underwear." "I think that trout had a load in its belly." "I'm gonna induce vomiting." "I don't know why you won't call my friend Sue." "Is it because she has class?" "I told you, I am not interested." "This is exactly why I brought a date, so I wouldn't have people fixing me up all night." "You didn't even accomplish that." "All you did was put the busboys in danger." "And the bridesmaids." "I think one lost a tooth during the bouquet thing." "She really wanted it." "She's looking for love." "Maybe she should try the zoo." "Ok, look." "Enough." "Obviously I didn't know enough about her." "Will you lay off, Roberta?" "Huh?" "Come on." "She marches to her own beat." "Pardon me." "Yeah, fuck this clambake." "I don't need you." "I already got a cock." "Today's announcements have been coming to you from Rotterdam." "See you next Tuesday when the good ship Lincoln elementary lands in the biggest port in South America!" "In the meantime, greetings from Rotterdam." "Come on, you can do this." "So, what are you doing tonight?" "Do you want to, uh, want to grab a beer?" "Can't do it." "Got me a little date night." "So, just the two of you?" "Yeah." "Excuse me." "Ahoy." "Molly Kingston?" "I met you at the hotel yesterday?" "Right." ""Love shack."" "So this probably requires some explanation." "Hey, um, you don't happen to know the words to "love shack", do you?" "Actually, I do." "Sorry." "Still confusing." "Let's go back a little further." "Ok..." "Great." "So, after Charlie dropped off Roberta, he headed back into the elks lodge past the wedding reception, past a retirement party, past a bar mitzvah, and straight to the bar where he promptly met Molly Kingston." "Can I get a big glass of whiskey?" "Lead singer of totally awesome," "Southern California's tenth best '80s cover band." "Turns out it was not her finest hour either, and she let him know it." "That bar mitzvah boy told me I sucked." "But you know what?" "He sucks, Ok?" "I don't care if he became a man today, he sucks." "If you hate your job so much, maybe you should do something else." "I just have to make it through today." "And then I'm going to do something with more dignity, like strip." "We're back in two minutes." "I gotta run." "Molly Kingston." "Charlie Darby." "Are you the Charlie Darby who's the principal at Lincoln?" "I am, yeah." "Do we have one of yours?" "My nephew, Timmy Clark." "Ah." "I love Timmy." "He's a great kid." "He worships you." "Hey, um, you don't happen to know the words to "love shack", do you?" "Actually, I do." "Uh..." "So with that little connection, that brings us back to..." "Right. "Love shack."" "So, I took your advice and I'm looking for a job." "Ah." "I hope this isn't too forward, but," "I" " I was wondering if I can give you my resume?" "Sure." "No problem." "Did you just get your credential?" "Actually, you know, I don't have my credential yet, but I have my-my substitute certification." "Oh, well, the subs are hired at the district level." "We have nothing to do with that at the individual schools." "But, we are happy to pass it on for you." "Thank you." "So, uh, I guess I'd better run." "It was nice to see you, captain." "What's wrong with you?" "She's giving you her resume because she wants you to call her." "I told you, I have no interest in a woman that I..." "Might actually be interested in." "Would you think about it?" "Well educated." "Diverse interests." "Nancy Reagan award for community service." "She sounds awful." "Hey, good luck." "See you tomorrow." " All right." "The key is just for emergencies." "What you're doing is breaking and entering." "What am I supposed to do?" "Every time I knock, you don't answer." "Have you seen "When Harry ate Sally"?" "Somehow I missed that one." " Well, let's watch it then." "It answers the age-old question, can two friends go down on each other and still be friends in the morning?" "Why don't you go home and watch it, and tell me what conclusion they come to?" "I enjoy watching porn more with somebody else." "And I'm gonna have to ask for the key back." "That key is the conduit to my greatest human connection." "I'm your greatest human connection?" "Do you even know my last name?" "I don't see how that's relevant." "You know, I don't get it." "We're both home, the tube's on, we're eating cereal." "What's the harm in us doing it together?" "Hello." "Hi." "You Ok?" "You look a little pale." "Oh, that's Ok." "I'm better now." "So, where are we going to dinner?" "I don't know." "You made the plans." "Oh, right." "Uh..." "Let's start walking." "Maybe it'll come to me." "Ok, so, if you sub at my school, you can't wear that dress." "There's no way the kids could concentrate, and our test scores are low enough as it is." "That's what all this is about, you know." "I'm just schmoozing you to get subbing gigs." "Well, it's working." "Tomorrow morning I'm firing the first teacher I see." "Actually, all these side jobs are just ways so I can make some extra money." "I want to open my own dance school." "Wow." "That's fantastic." "And you do have the perfect background." "Danced all over the world, trained in ballet, jazz, tap, hip-hop." "I studied your resume." "To be honest, it confused me a little." "You were dancing in Vienna last year, and now you're in San Pedro?" "Well, um, I came back home to be near my family, and I realized that I really enjoy teaching." "Nothing wrong with teaching." "I will miss traveling though." "No doubt." "Geez." "Is there any place you haven't been?" "Thailand." "That is the one place I have always wanted to go." "Me too." "Really?" "You've always wanted to go to Thailand?" "Well, not always." "It started about three seconds ago when you said you wanted to go, and I imagined going there with you." "She's amazing." "She loves kids." "She's smart, sexy, funny, kind, creative, punctual, an early riser, likes tea, a Christmas baby." "Ok, I get it, man!" "I knew your luck would turn around." "The law of averages and whatnot." "Incoming." "So, what happened?" " We were playing kickball." "He was the pitcher and I was the kicker..." "I kicked the ball, it bounced off a rock... and on accident it hit his face......" "And while he did it, when no one was looking... he threw the ball at my face...." "As he was walking towards me I saw a bug on him..." "All right, all right, all right." "I've heard enough." "Now listen." "Once and for all, you guys need to understand how much better it would be if the two of you were friends." "Uh..." "You both play baseball." "And not only that, you could share all of each other's stuff." "Matt, how many series 6 and 7 lego mini figures do you have?" "Seventeen." " And Shane?" "Nine." "So if you pooled together all those mini figures, how many would you have?" "Six?" "Ok, here's another benefit of being friends," "Shane can help you with your math." "You forgot to carry the one." "So, do we have a deal?" "No more nipple whipples?" "Ok." "No more nipp-whips." "All right." "Wow." "You are fabulous with these kids." "Oh, thank you." "It's a labor of love." "So, this is a nice surprise." "Yeah." "Timmy, um, forgot his volcano and my sister's stuck at the office, so she asked me to bring it in." "He's a great kid." "It's too bad you're destroying his education." "I am?" " Because his principal cannot run his school." "He keeps wishing one of his teachers would get sick so he can call you in to sub." "There are other ways that we could see each other." "Plant drugs on the music teacher?" "Or... you know, we could make a date for tomorrow night." "That works too." "Can I take you to my favorite little spot?" "You may." "Attention, students of Lincoln elementary." "Meet me in the cafeteria in five minutes." "Free ice cream for everyone!" "Except the diabetics." "You guys get a half day." "And down." "And..." "Thought you said you were taking me to your favorite restaurant." "I said my favorite spot, which this is." "Is this..." "Oh, God." "Is this supposed to be Thailand?" "What do you think?" "I" " I think..." "I've never seen anything like it." "How long did it..." "I had to take a half day off of work, but don't worry about it." "I haven't taken a day off in, like, nine years, so..." "Muay ping?" "It says she has an early flight to Vegas to visit her sick grandmother." "So what?" "People's grandparents tend to live in Florida, not Vegas." "Unless her grandmother is Celine Dion." "You're only suspicious because of all the things that have happened in the past." "You got nothing to worry about." "Look, she even signed the letter with a little heart." "That's not a heart, that's a mushroom." "It's not a mushroom." " A boxing glove?" "It's not a boxing glove." " A chef's hat?" "That's probably her own little salutation." "I bet she signs all of her letters "chef's hat, Molly."" "No, not all of her letters." "Just the ones where she's blowing someone off." "A blow-off letter wouldn't have a smiley face inside of the "o."" "The lips turn down at the end." "That is a frowny face." "Charlie, come on." " Look, I don't know what to think anymore." "I need some peace of mind." "Maybe I should just call her." "If you call her it's like you're checking up on her." "What I should do is send the grandmother a fruit basket." "Or maybe you shouldn't." "If I send grandma a get-well-soon gift and if by some miracle Molly really is there, then she'll call to thank me." "I guess it couldn't hurt to send to send the suck-up fruit basket." " Exactly!" "What's better?" "Should I order a lot of one kind of fruit, or some kind of an assortment?" "A thousand cantaloupes?" "Cantaloupes?" "Or its sister melon, the crenshaw?" "Look." "I'm joking, Ok?" "Send the fruit basket, spend $50 tops." " Ok." "Don't over do it." " I won't, I won't." "Thanks, Jay." "Hello." "Today I'm going to tell you why my three American heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr." "And principal Charles Winston Darby." "Am I gonna have to take this away from you?" "According to the good folks at the sin city fruit barn, the cantaloupes arrived 23 minutes ago." "Shh!" "Stick it, Amy." "Hey." "Stop obsessing over this!" " I'm not obsessing." "While he was president, Abraham..." "Mrs. Finkelstein, I'm taking Timmy down to the office." "He put his scissors in the paste." "No, I didn't." "You did!" "Timmy, at this school we do not blame others for our mistakes." "Let's go." "You used to be my hero." "So, what would cause him to act out like that?" "Sick grandparent perhaps?" "No." "All of his grandparents are doing just fine." "Granny's not on her last legs?" "No." " Is she still on solid foods?" "Sorry, I'm-I'm not sure what you're talking about." "No, I'm sorry." "I'm just grasping for something." "This is so atypical of Timmy." "I've never known him to destroy school property." "Well, I didn't do anything!" "Principal Darby stuck the scissors in the paste!" "And now you're lying to us." "You're out of the cub scouts." "Oh, I'm not sure that's necessary." "But I love the cub scouts!" "He seems pretty emotional." "Are you sure nobody's dying?" "Nobody in our family is dying!" "Oh." "Ok." "Who can tell me the names of the first three presidents?" "Washington, Adams, Jefferson." "Easy!" "Mr. Savoli, can I speak to you for a second?" "All right, uh, start reading chapter two, kids." "I'll be right back." "So it turns out Molly really did go to Vegas, but not to visit her grandmother." "The old lady's in fine health." "Really?" " Yes." "The family confirmed that for me." "So I did a little digging and I found out the truth." "She went to Vegas to visit her boyfriend." "He's a musician." "His band is playing at the hard rock." "Ok, so, in retrospect, a few follow-up questions might have been a good idea, like," ""what do you mean, the family confirmed that for me?"" "Or, "what's the boyfriend's band?"" "Or, "how did you find this out exactly?"" "Instead, I said this." "Shit." "I'm so sorry, buddy." "She wouldn't return my calls, so I texted her." "Told her I wasn't gonna be some guy who just kept her company while her boyfriend was on the road." "How do I pick these women?" "I'm an idiot." "Hey, hey, I would've been fooled by some of these people too." "Like Michelle, I see her at the gym, like, every day and I think, man, she doesn't look like the kind of girl that would run off with a rodeo clown." "Well, now I just seem like an idiot, but think about it." "If your best friend told you something like this, your instinct wouldn't be to question." "Your instinct would be to help." "So, don't be so hard on yourself for getting it wrong about Molly." "I" " I got good vibes from her too." "Yeah, well, thanks, Jay." "Look, I'll see you tomorrow." "I'm gonna go home early." "I got some trinkets to get rid of." "Easy there, Philip." "Don't get in too deep until you know what she's really about." "Rumor has it she's been playing Xbox with Billy suzuki." "Michelle?" "Jason?" "What are you doing?" "I asked Michelle to come here with me because this is something you need to understand." "We just had a good talk at the gym." " If this is about getting back together, I am definitely not interested." "Trust me, this is not about us getting back together." "We thought you should read this." "The neurochemical connection between romantic love and psychosis."" "Nice topic." "What does that have to do with me?" "Let's just say you inspired it." " You're calling me crazy?" "Who's the one with the clown fetish?" "Charlie, did you ever actually see buckey or thunder?" "No." "You know why?" "Because women don't usually introduce you to the guy they're cheating on you with, or his horse." "Just read this, Ok?" "You need to understand that when you fall in love, it messes up your brain chemistry and makes you delusional." "Now I'm delusional?" "Michelle." "When people fall in love, the brain undergoes a transformation." "Dopamine levels are elevated and serotonin levels are diminished." "That's normal." "But in a few cases, particularly in subjects with a rich imagination, romantic disposition..." "People like you, basically..." "It's much, much worse." "And love renders them, well, technically..." "Psychotic." " I am not psychotic." "I loved you and you loved a clown." "End of story." "I'm sorry." "The doctor in me wants to help you, but I just, I don't have time for this." "Excuse me for being bitter, but because of you I can't show my face in Montreal." " There was no reality show!" "Every time we went to Hollywood, there were cameras everywhere." "They're called tourists." " They were Canadian cameramen incognito." "Think about it." "Canadians blend right in." "I tried explaining this to him when I was writing my paper, and he was in denial then too." " Ah." "Maybe you can get through to him." "Thanks." "We really appreciate you coming by." "Clown humper." "No, Charlie, I'd actually say she's the opposite of that, whatever that might be." "All she did was seize the opportunity to come over here and cover for her indiscretions." "Well, I seriously doubt that, and I'm worried that you might have gotten it wrong about Molly too." "Molly?" "Molly's sleeping with the bass player in the band dirty little secret." "That's crazy!" "I know." "The bass player." "Women never go for the bass player." "No!" "No!" "It's all crazy!" "Tell me everything you know." "Well, she met the band when she danced in one of their videos." "And you know that for a fact?" "Molly was a dancer and the band made a video." "And?" "Put two and two together." "Connect the dots!" "What dots?" "I think you're taking a giant leap!" "It says on her Facebook page that she's a fan of theirs." "I'm a fan of Huey Lewis!" "I'm not sleeping with him!" "Jason, read between the lines." "That's code to her girlfriends to let them know she's hooking up with him." "Hell, they even wrote a song about Molly... "Hey, Lucinda."" "I'm no songwriter, but wouldn't they have called a song about Molly "Hey, Molly"?" "N- no, no, no." "They never use the real names." ""Long tall Sally" was about a woman named Joan who was actually short and fat." "But "short fat Joan" didn't have a ring to it." "Trust me, the song is about her." ""Lucinda walks like a lady but cries like a baby"?" "That describes Molly to a "t"!" "G..." "I" " I didn't mean to startle you by popping in like this, but I think I left my phone here." "Holy shit." "It's no big deal." "It was strange at first, but then I kind of liked being away from calls and emails for a few days." "Can I help you look for it?" "Oh... uh..." "I have a friend over." "We're in the middle of talking." "His wife threw him out." "He's an asshole." " Yikes." "Well, I'll wait here then?" "Good idea." "He's a little testy." "Uh, I'll be right back." "You forgot to ask her how her orgy was." "Not now." "I gotta find that phone." "The roof." "I'll bet it's on the roof!" "I got it." "I just gotta delete my messages." "How many?" "Nice." "No, not all of these are from me." "Two are from her mother." "Hey." "Sorry to take so long, but Jason had another meltdown." "He's a mess of a human." "I hope he's Ok." "Oh, he'll bounce back." "He always does." "That's good." " Mmm." "So, um, quick thing." "Hmm?" "And this is-this is nuts, but I won a trip to LA jolla and I was gonna use it this weekend." "I was wondering if you'd like to come with me." "Wow." "O..." "Ok." "S- sure." "Absolutely." "Sounds good." "Right on." "I'll take that as a yes?" " Yeah." "I'll see you Friday." " Yeah." "This..." "Is mind blowing." "Whoa!" "Easy there." "This is great news!" "You were wrong about your other girlfriends." "It wasn't you versus some other dude, it was you versus your own mind." "So I'm not a loser with women, but I'm nuts?" "Either way I should just pack it in." "No." "Charlie." "You can do this." "You can fall in love and not go crazy." "So when you think about it, this is really a lot to take in." "It's like you're reading your own autobiography and suddenly you realize that nine chapters were written by a lunatic, and that lunatic" "turned out to be you." "So, I told my Nana about you." "You did?" "I was planning on telling her anyway, but you didn't give me a choice." "The cantaloupes filled up her entire basement." "What was up with that?" "Been meaning to tell you, um, there was a mishap at the sin city fruit barn." "They mixed my order up with somebody else's." "Next thing you know, I have a $3.000 charge for cantaloupes!" "This has gotten ugly." "Citibank's involved and everything." "Oh!" "I mean, I figured it was some kind of mistake." "Mm-hmm." "You know?" "Only a lunatic would send a thousand cantaloupes." "Exactly." ""Quilting." Q is 20 with a double letter, plus eight is 28 with a triple word is 84," "plus the 50-point bonus is... 134." "134." "I'm kicking your ass." "Yeah, well, all that is about to change." ""Zaxpult." 30, 31, 51." "Hold on." "What's a zaxpult?" "It's a small, flat shoe worn by Mexican peasant boys." "You mean to tell me you've never heard of a zaxpult?" "Cheater!" " Well, I wouldn't have to cheat if you weren't some kind of scrabble savant." "I need some information, please, handsome concierge." "And I would like to bury my head in your bosom, hotel guest." "And bury it you shall, you silly boy." "I like the way you fill out your uniform, Horatio." "Oh!" " Hey." ""I like the way you fill out your uniform, Horatio."" "Uh, that's a note I wrote to the concierge." "Why?" " Uh, you know, they never seem to get enough compliments." "Ok." "Well, his name's not Horatio, it's Bob." "You met him?" " You can meet him too." "He's right downstairs." "Oh, I wouldn't know what to say, what, with him being so handsome and all." "Sounds like you have a crush on him." "No." "No." "I've never even met big Bob the concierge." "Just admired him from afar, unlike you, who was blessed with meeting him personally." "I wouldn't call it a blessing." "I mean, he rented bikes for us." "You two are going for a bike ride?" "Yeah, I'm going bike riding with the concierge." "Fine." "Then you won't mind if I ask the maid to go for a swim." "I'm sorry." "Why are you acting so weird?" "I'm sorry." "I-I think it's my blood sugar." "If I don't eat in a while," "I start to feel a little, uh, strange." "Hmm." "Wow." "Go get yourself a cookie." "I'm gonna change." "Ok." "Yeah, I'm just checking on my bicycle reservations for today." "Charlie Darby." "You don't have a reservation for me." "Well, eat me!" "Oh, I'm listed under Molly Kingston?" "Wonderful." "Thank you." "Don't eat me." "This is amazing." "You know who I think would really enjoy this?" "If you bring up the concierge one more time, you're walking back." "Point made." "Can we pull over for a sec?" "Can you grab us some waters?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Sure." "Ok." "I'll, uh, be right back." "Great." "Hey." "You look great." "What have you been up to?" "The same old stuff." "Ouch!" "Oh, my God." "Charlie!" "Hey!" "Oh, my God." "Are you Ok?" "Hey." "Yeah." "I'm s-sorry." "Didn't mean to show off." "It looks like you fell off the bike." "Yeah, to the naked eye, yeah, but in actuality I was performing a stunt." "Well, it was, uh, awesome." "Ok." "This is Josh." "We went to high school together." "Oh." "Were you guys fuckies?" "Buddies?" "Were you guys buddies?" "This is bleeding really bad." "You sure you're Ok?" " Yeah." "Pretty nasty spill." "We should probably get you to first aid." "Yeah." " All right." "Oh!" " Come on." "Watch your step." "Easy." " Ok." "Go on in there." "Here." "Ooh!" "Gimmie the foot." "That's it." "All right, I'm right behind you, Ok?" "You-you're not coming?" "Oh, don't I have to deal with the bike?" "Oh." "Oh." "Josh could deal with the bike." "Sure, I'll take care of the bike." "I can give you a lift to first aid as well." "Ok." " Uh, you know what?" "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'll just, uh," "I'll use my shirt as a tourniquet." "I don't think that's a good idea." "Uh, if I bleed out, I bleed out." "One thing you'll come to learn about me is that I have an incredibly high tolerance for pain." "That's enough!" "You're the most jealous person I've ever seen." "I mean, you'd rather die than leave me alone with Josh." "I am not going to die." "Worst case scenario, I end up in a coma." "I hate jealousy, Charlie." "So just relax." "I mean, obviously I really like you, or I wouldn't have taken you away." "And for your information, Josh and I were never fuckies." "Well, I wouldn't blame you if you were." "Hell, I wouldn't mind being his fuckie." "Molly, all men are jealous." " Not like this." "He was jealous of me talking to the concierge." "I mean, really he acted kind of weird all weekend." "See, I think because Charlie's such a great guy, you're expecting him to be perfect, but he is not." "No one is, so stop expecting him to be." "A big part of love is acceptance." "Spoken like a woman who's been married for ten years." "Exactly." "You know, will does some shit that drives me out of my mind." "But I know that he's a really great person." "So is Charlie." "Yeah." " No, I guess you're right." "Molly, he's amazing." "He's smart, he's funny, he's cute." "Honestly I think he's like the most stable person you have ever gone out with." "And I thought that having self-awareness would change things." "Man, was I wrong." "That's what we call insight fallacy." "Just because a patient has self-awareness about something doesn't mean they can automatically change it." "I mean, to a certain extent it's out of your control." "It's like someone trying to quit a drug addiction." "Yeah." "Like with Horatio." "I wanted to walk away, but I couldn't." "Of course not." "Let me ask you something." "And please don't answer in any detail." "What were your first experiences with girls like?" "In a word, rejection." "I guess it all started when I was like three and a half." "Ok, that's it." "Look." "Clearly you're dealing with some self-esteem issues, and that's as much diagnosis as I feel comfortable with." "Plus, you're my boss." "And I specialize in 12 and under." "I respect that." "So... this is it." "This one." " Yeah." "Yeah." "What do you think?" "I like it." " You do?" "Yeah." "Oh, I can see it." "I see San Pedro's most successful dance school." "Sorry." "Oh." "Sorry, I have to grab this." "Oh, sure." " Excuse me." "Hello?" "Hey." "Yeah." "Son of a bitch." "Oh." "What?" " It just hit me." "I totally forgot to bring back any souvenirs from LA jolla." "Oh." "How about you?" "You bring back any doodads for a special friend you may have?" "No." "Why?" "Uh..." "She smuggled back a gift from LA jolla, a sweatshirt for a guy, a big guy." "What big guy?" " I don't know." "At first I thought it was for someone named Randy Hopper, but I ran Molly's family tree and it turns out she and Hopper are first cousins." "Unless they're kissing cousins." "I also thought about big Bob, the concierge." "But it puzzles me why she'd get something for him when he gets a 30% employee discount on clothing." "Charlie, I think it might be a good idea for you to tell Molly about your condition." " Oh, sure, great idea." "That wouldn't freak her out or anything." "I don't know." "I think, um, I think it would be better if she understood what you were going through." "Look!" "I'm not even being crazy here." "I saw the shirt." "I felt its soft, cottony fabric." "Why would she deny having it unless it was for someone she didn't want me to know about?" "It has to be for someone." "I can guarantee I know who it's for." "It's a very sweet thing you want to meet my dad." "Oh." "Daddy." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey, I... hi." "Oh." "Ok, Ok." "Ok." "That was quite some hug, son." "Well, there's more where that came from." "Huh." "Hey, mol." " Hi." "All right, now what?" "Oh, sorry." "I was going for the sandwich." "Ooh." "Ooh." "I just got a chill." "It's a little cold in here." "Oh." "Let's see." "It's 83 degrees." "Well, I guess it's just me then." "We Darbys are a thin-blooded tribe." "Well, I'm roasting," "I mean, especially with the fireplace going." "Yes, dear, but," "Charlie's our guest and if he's cold, uh, I can crank it up to 87." "Oh, that's awfully kind of you, but perhaps you could provide some immediate relief." "Might you have a sweatshirt I could borrow?" "I'll get you a sweater." " I'd prefer a sweatshirt." "If you have anything 50 poly, 50 cotton, battleship gray with a cute slogan, that'd be nice." " Charlie." "Oh, sorry." "It's an allergy thing." "I can give you my snuggle." "I don't want a snuggle, I want a sweatshirt." "Wow." "I'm... so sorry." "I didn't mean to fly off the handle like that." "I" " I think I'm just a little anxious meeting someone's parents for the first time." "It could be a bit of a tense situation." "Of course, I-I'll get you a sweater." "Sweatshirt." "Are you Ok?" "You look like you're sweating up a storm." "I'm a little warmer now." "Thank you." "Oh." "Uh, if you'll excuse me, I'll just use the restroom." "I'm sorry." "I don't know why he's acting like this." "I'll tell you why." "Because he really likes you." "That's why he's so nervous." "You know, I sweated up a storm when I met your mother's parents." " Hmm, yeah." "Well, not nearly to the degree that Charlie's sweating." "I have never seen anyone sweat that much." "So, you guys actually like him." "Well, from a parent's perspective, he's wonderful." "He's a gentleman, he's got a good job, and he's a real pillar of our community." "It was my first time meeting him." "Second time we touch very little." "In a perfect world, not at all." "Ok, look." "I'm sorry." "I think you're amazing." "I think this thing between us is amazing." "But sometimes I want it to work so badly that I succumb to the pressure and I" "act like an idiot." "Well..." "I mean, you're a cute idiot." "Believe it or not, my parents actually like you, especially my dad." "Obviously." "Or he wouldn't have let me get to second base." "Oh." "I-I know I'm abusing my key privileges, and you'll find a, uh, charge on your cable bill next month for "Forrest hump."" "It's valid." "W- wait, wait." "There's something you can help me with." "Excellent." "I am your spiritual advisor." "Self-appointed, yes." "I'll put the coffee on." "Life is like a box of condoms." "So, have you ever been diagnosed as being insane?" "Diagnosed?" "No." "But it's safe to assume you've had some sanity issues." "Very safe, yes." "Here's what I can't figure out." "How can you differentiate between when you're being crazy versus when something crazy is actually happening to you?" "Brother," "I" " I wrestle with that one every day of my life." "But I will say this." "Just because you're crazy doesn't make you immune from crazy things happening to you." "That's exactly the way I see it!" "What's going on?" "Let me in." "It's just that..." "I think I'm competing with another guy." "Well, I'm sure you're not pulling that out of thin air." "W- what's your gut telling you?" "My gut's telling me that someone from her past resurfaced when he heard she was seeing someone new, and got scared he was gonna lose her." "Of course." "It's a story as old as time." "Do you know who he is?" "I wish I did!" "Do you know anybody who knows her past boyfriends?" "Timmy?" "Put down your trombone." "I need to talk to you for a second." "I've been thinking about the scissors incident, and I realize now that it was my fault, and I'm sorry." "Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have done that." "No, probably not." " Definitely not!" "Or else they wouldn't have called him "Honest Abe."" "So let me make it up to you." "How would you like to play on the school soccer team?" "I tried out, but I got cut." "Well, maybe I can whisper in coach nolan's ear a little bit, tell him you made a mistake." "You can do that?" " I'm the principal." "I have tremendous power." "But if you want me to do a favor for you, you may have to do a little favor for me." "Mmm... you want something from my lunchbox?" "No." "No, that's Ok." "It's just that I'm sure you go over to your aunt's house from time to time, right?" " Mm-hmm." "Have you ever noticed a really large man over there?" "Mm-hmm." " Do you remember his name?" "Uh-uh." "It was a weird name." "I think he was a doctor." "Really?" "W-what kind of doctor?" "I think a famous kind." "What do you mean, a famous kind?" "I just remember my mom saying that he was famous." "And I know he was a doctor 'cause they asked him to take a look at my rash." "Maybe it's Dr. Seuss." "He's dead." " What about Dr. Jane Goodall?" "Sorry, but that's kind of hot." " Only to you." "I was just thinking outside the box." "Yeah, well, stay within the box." "Think of logical people, like Dr. Dre." "Interesting." " Molly's trained in hip-hop." "I know he's an extra-large." "The-the only thing that doesn't make sense is," "Timmy's mother asked the guy to look at his rash." "Would you ask Dr. Dre to look at your kid's rash?" "Well, I would, but that's just me." "Let's put a pin in Dre." "How about Dr. J?" " Same rash argument." "Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr.?" "You're not helping." "Oh, no." "Oh, my God, no." "No!" "No!" "What?" "Dr. Oz!" "America's doctor?" "The kid said he had an unusual name." "What's more unusual than Mehmet?" " I have to be honest." "If I had a choice of lovers, I'd take Dr. Oz over you." "Yeah, so would I." "I bet he's an animal." "I've noticed he wears his scrubs baggy, so it stands to reason he likes his sweatshirts roomy as well." "That's what I read about." "He's been married 28 years." "That makes sense." "He got married young." "Now he's rich and famous." "He's picking up women left and right." "That's the vibe I'm getting from him." "Yeah, I bet they met at one of his book signings for one of his groundbreaking high-fiber diet books." "You know, if I were you, a- and let's be perfectly clear, I'm not, but I would just come straight out and ask her," ""are you having an affair with Mehmet Oz?"" "I asked her if she brought back a souvenir for anyone, and she chose to deny it." "If she wanted to acknowledge the presence of Oz, that was her opportunity." "Well, just bring up his name the next time you see her, and if she has a reaction, you'll be able to tell if she's hiding something." "Just bring up his name?" "Just bring up his name." "Mehmet." "Mehmet." "What are you doing?" "Oh, uh, nothing." "Sorry." "Mehmet." "I'm sorry." "What are you saying?" "Mehmet?" " Mehmet." "Yes, as in..." "Uh, Mehmet Oz?" "Oh, my God." " Ok." "My next question would be, why are you bringing up Mehmet Oz?" "Because he's awesome and I'm really into him." "Good." " Has he ever been in you?" "Excuse me?" "H- have you ever been in him?" "Into him, a fan, so to speak?" "I" " I read one of his books, "This gland is your gland."" "Can I borrow it?" " You're having hormonal issues?" "No." "No, I just always wanted to read it." "Seriously, Charlie." "What is up with you?" "Up with me?" "Yeah, I mean, we always end up on these weird tangents like sweatshirts or Dr. Oz." "I really, I don't want to talk about Dr. Oz." "Oh, thirteen hour flight." "Flight?" " Yeah, it's my brother texting me with details about this weekend." "I had a last-minute trip to Tuscany pop up." "How does a last-minute trip to Tuscany pop up?" "You'd have to have your own syndicated talk show to afford something like that." "Well, my brother Harris is pretty successful." "He was gonna go, but he can't, so I'm gonna take my grandmother instead." "Oh, just you and granny under the Tuscan sun?" "Yeah, we're staying in this little bb, anima Mia." "It's gonna be beautiful." "Lucky you." "The most romantic country in the world." "Mmm." "Not with your grandmother." "Exactly." "Good morning." "I interrupt this quiz with a very important announcement." "Each weekend one special student will get to take home the official school flag." "And this weekend the flag goes to..." "Timothy Russell Clark!" "Sweet!" "Now come with me, young patriot." "Thank you, Mr. Darby." "This is a real honor!" "Now, I need you to do something else." "I need you to call your grandmother." "But I'm only allowed to use it in emergencies." "This is an emergency." "I want you to ask her if your Uncle Harris is rich and if she's going away this weekend." "Hi, grandma." "It's Timmy." "Is uncle Harris rich, and are you going away this weekend?" "Uh-huh." "Ok." "I love you, too." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "It sounded like she's not going, but your big ear was in the way." "No, that's what she said." "I need more info." "How would you feel about wearing a wire?" "Ok." " Congratulations." "You're on the soccer team." "Here." "Yes, I would like tickets to a Dr. Oz taping this week." "You're on hiatus?" "Does that mean Dr. Oz is vacationing in Europe?" "You're not at liberty to say, or you're covering for an affair he's having?" "Oh!" "Molly's sleeping with Mehmet Oz." "Mehmet Oz?" "Oprah in on it too?" "M-maybe they're having a three-way." "Ok, calm down." "I'm fairly sure" "Molly's never had sex with Oprah." "Charlie, listen to me." "Molly is not sleeping with Dr. Oz." "You hear me?" "She's not sleeping with Oz." "I guess that's possible." "None of this is without proof." "What proof do you have?" "If you tell me the sweatshirt, I am going to have to kill you." "Fine." "But it wasn't in the father's closet." "Ok, so this is where I should have taken him straight to the hospital." "He clearly needs help." "I should have been like..." "You went in the father's closet?" "Or even..." "You went in the father's closet?" "!" "Instead, I just tried to listen and talk some sense into him." "You went in the father's closet?" "Of course I went in the father's closet!" "I'm just trying to find out the truth, Jason." "This is a great woman we're talking about." "I have a right to know who I'm up against." "Charlie, you always conjure up some imaginary enemy, some guy you think you can't compete with." "Buckey the clown, bas the convict, the Black Eyed Peas!" "The other times that may have been true, yes, but this time is different." "No!" "No, it's not!" "Like always, this is you telling yourself that you're not good enough for her!" "Sorry to keep interrupting, but for the record, I'm making some very good points here." "The problem is that when you're alone and talking to a crazy person, it doesn't matter how good your points are if the other guy's insane." "And I-I'm not trying to make excuses here." "Believe me, I-I know I failed my best friend when he needed me, and I accept full responsibility for the fiasco that is about to unfold." "This is you telling yourself that you're not good enough for her!" "Not true." "I think I'm plenty good enough for her." "S- sure, I'm not a heart surgeon with my own brilliant TV show." "You're seeing a doctor, right?" "Yeah, I" " I like him a lot." "But going back, there's no way you can tell me that Molly is not going away with another man, especially" "when her grandmother specifically said she was not going out of town." "How do you know that?" " Timmy." "Timmy?" "Your informant is nine, Charlie!" "He called her and I listened in." "Why would she lie to the kid?" "Well, I-I guess it's possible that Molly could be going with another guy." "But even if that is the case, there really isn't much you can do about it." "Yeah, there is." "I can text her and confront her about Oz." "N- no!" "No!" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "I can't be without my phone right now." "Oh, and you're staying with me this weekend." "You're not gonna go and do something stupid like the last time." "I'll be back in a few." "Keep your shit together." "It's together!" "Stop worrying." "I am totally in control." "Hello?" "Baby bird, it's red rooster." "Huh?" " It's principal Darby." "I'm using a code name in case anyone's near you." "What do you have for me?" "I heard there was gonna be a proposal." "A proposal?" "What are your sources, baby bird?" "I wrote down what mommy and aunt Molly said." "A- are you sure you wrote "proposal"?" "No offense, but you're not the world's best speller." "No, that's what I wrote." "Are you-are you positive?" "I'm positive." "Hello?" "Wha... oh." "Uh, ciao." " Ciao." "Have you seen this man?" "Dottore Oz." "Il dottore d'America." "Oh, my God, you have seen him." "Uh, did you notice if he was holding a ring?" "A- a-a... what room is he in?" "No." " Look, uh, he was with another guest, Molly Kingston." "Ah, si, signorina Molly Kingston." "Yeah, d-do you know where she is?" "Solo andate a vigneto." "Wha... wha..." "Wha..." " Vigneto." "Oh, th-the vineyard?" "They went to the vineyard?" "Si." "Romantico." "Oh... ciao!" "Ah." "No!" "Charlie?" "Molly?" "Oh, wow, wow, what, what a..." "What a small world." "W- what are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" "Oh, my God, Charlie." "Are you crazy?" " Yes, Molly." "Yes, I am." " Surprising me like this?" "You know, I am speechless." "I can't believe you came all this way to surprise me." "Surprise!" "Oh, my God, I am touched." "Genuinely touched." "Well..." "Surprise, grandma!" "Surprise!" "Nana, this is the guy that I was telling you about." "Hi." "Uh, nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, and thanks for all that melon." "Oh." "I'm Charlie." "I'm Molly's boyfriend." "Antonio, bebe's nurse." "I left Charlie a message saying it was so beautiful in Italy and that I wished he was here." "And here he is." "Can you believe it?" "It's wonderful." "I guess I sensed something in your voice in the message." "I was hinting a little." "Yes, you were." "And I can pick up a hint with the best of 'em." "You know, it's been such a long day." "Why don't you take the rest of it off." "Yeah, take tomorrow off, too." "Ciao." "Thank you." "Yikes." "So, Nana wants to recreate the moment where my gramps proposed to her." "It was 70 years ago today, right here in this vineyard." "I would like Charlie to play my Harold." "Oh." "I would be honored to play Harold." "Thank you." "Wow." "This is really coming together." "I just, I wish that we could get to the exact spot where my gramps proposed to her, but we can't get Nana's wheelchair up there, so..." "Oh." "Where is the spot?" "It's on top of that hill." "Molly, get the chair." "Charlie." "Well, here we are, back at our hotel, my blushing bride bebe." "Thanks, Charlie." "I think we can stop with the recreation now." "Sure thing." "Ah, buonasera." " Uh..." "Ah, signora, buonasera." "Come stai, signora?" "Bene." "Grazie e bene." "Thanks for coming." " Oh..." "You know, I have to admit, you've been acting pretty strange lately and I wasn't sure about us." "The fact that you came all this way?" "I don't know what to say." "Oh, please." "It was nothing." "I loved meeting Nana." "I love everyone in your family." "Mmm... oh, uh, speaking of family." "My sister asked me to ask you not to mention Nana's illness in front of Timmy." "She's trying to shield him from that." "Of course she is." "I mean..." "Yeah." "He's in this weird phase lately." "First he acted up in art class, hmm." "And then yesterday he called my mom, he asked her if she was going out of town and-and if my brother's rich." "Your mom is his grandmother." "Your grandmother's his great-grandmother." "Very good." " Thank you." "I'd better run." "This is so frustrating." "We're in this totally romantic place and I can't do anything about it." "Oh." "I have this Lacey lingerie with me, but, you know, I just, I have to stay with my gram." "Hey, look, I knew you were gonna be with her when I decided to come." "It's Ok." " Oh." "Nana!" "I'm back." "I have this Lacey lingerie with me." "A last-minute trip to Tuscany." "I guess it's possible that Molly could be going with another guy." "I think he was a doctor." "Antonio, bebe's nurse." "I bet he's an animal." "Hello?" "Bebe?" "It's Charlie." "Can I talk to Molly?" "She went out for some air." "Bullshit." " What?" "Uh, nothing." "Can you let me in?" "Charlie?" "Charlie." "Come on, Nana." "Chop-chop!" "Thanks." "I didn't want to leave you all alone, beebs." "It's Ok." "Molly said she'd be back in a few minutes." "Oh, that's great." "Did she mention anything about nurse Antonio?" "Hmm." "Oh, yes, this morning she said he was a good nurse." "Oh." "Did she say anything to the effect of" "Italian men make the best lovers?" "Hmm... not that I recall." "But I agree with that." "Why don't you, uh, take a look at the view?" "I don't see anything." "It's too dark." "Ooh, I think I see a cat." "I'm thirsty." "Suck it up, Nana." ""Suck it up, Nana"?" "Charlie, what are you doing?" "I'm, uh, playing "suck it up, Nana."" "Haven't you ever heard of that game?" "Very big in my family." "You Ok?" "What happened?" "Charlie put me in the corner." "She was disruptive, I gave her a time-out." "I don't, um, understand." "Why are you going through my stuff?" "Because..." "Nana was cold." "I'm just trying to find her a wrap." "I never said I was cold." "You never said, "I'm oh so cold." "Can you hook me up with a wrap, sweet Charlie boy"?" " No!" "Oh-oh, lord, I think senility has set in." "I think she can remember what happened five minutes ago!" "She remembered every word of my grandfather's proposal, which was 70 years ago." "Yeah, but she could've made that stuff up." "You don't know." "You weren't there." " Charlie, enough!" "We need to talk." "Outside." "I'm starting to lose patience, so tell me the truth." "What is going on here?" "Ok, fine." "I don't understand why I'm the one on trial here." "Do you expect me to believe you actually went out for some air?" "Of course I didn't." "I lied to my grandmother." "That's what I thought." "So why are you treating me like I'm the guilty one?" "Especially when you brought lingerie with you when you had no idea I was even coming." "I bought it this morning." "I was bringing it home to wear for you." "Really?" "Well, then why isn't it in your suitcase?" "Because I just wore it up to your room." "Oh." "My bad." "Please leave." "Honey, you sure you don't want to just forget about all this and get ready for Florence tomorrow?" "I'll push the chair." "Wait." "Wait." "Ok, look." "There's something you need to know about me." "I've been afraid to tell you this..." "But I'm..." "Insane." "You think?" "Not all the time." "Just when I fall in love." "It's a real psychological condition." "I'm psychotic." "Y- you're really helping your case here?" "But I can beat it." "Yeah, I can tell." "You know, when I saw you standing in the vineyard, at first I thought, "did he follow me here?"" "But I thought, "who would be crazy enough to come all the way to Italy just to check up on me?"" "No, it wasn't just to check up on you." "Charlie, th-this is over." "Please just respect that." "Oh, I think you're being impulsive here." "Ok, bebe, tell her she's being impulsive and to..." "Give me another chance." "Greetings from Thailand." "Off the port bow you'll see the gorgeous island of Ko samui." "Its scenic beaches have made it a popular honeymoon destination." "Your principal back in San Pedro very much wanted to visit it someday." "But that's Ok." "The good ship Lincoln elementary sails on..." "Into the vast, dark..." "Cold emptiness." "And that's how I soothe my constipation." "Polenta." "Fascinating." "Oh, you know what?" "I'll be right back." "First I couldn't shit, now I can't stop shitting." "Life, huh?" "Charlie, you can't live like this." "She's nasty, vile, bowl-obsessed." "What are my choices?" "Huh?" "I can't fall in love." "That doesn't work." "So it's either be alone or be with people that I feel absolutely nothing for." "I'd rather be alone than be with her." "I'd rather be on fire." "I..." "I" " I talked to Michelle." " Oh, no." "No, don't worry." "It's fine." "I asked her if there was anything she thought you could do, and she said that none of your ex's that she interviewed were sympathetic until they fully understood the magnitude of your problem." "So maybe if Molly, you know, had a sense of what..." "Please don't bring up Molly." "I can't relive what I've been through." "My life may not be perfect right now, or actually really, really far from perfect, but I'd rather be numb than be hurting." "False alarm." "Nothing but air." "I took 40 bucks from your dresser." "Oh." "Oh, yeah." "Anyone want more cereal?" "Yo." "Whew!" "Oh, that lieutenant Dan is some kind of lover." "Cap'n crunch?" "Hit on me again, and I'll snap off your cock and use it to stir my drink." "If you're trying to turn me on, mission accomplished." "I have half a mind to clean your pipes." "Oh." "Michelle, it's Charlie." "Listen." "I need your help." "My God." "Is that Charlie?" "Yes." "His friend asked me to bring you here, said there was something you needed to hear." "Hi." "I know this is weird, but this will all be very clear in a few minutes." "We couldn't fully explain what happened without, uh, a little help from some friends." "Thank you." "Molly." "Th-these are my..." "Ex-girlfriends." "This is the most uncomfortable moment of my life." "And another time, I took my little sister camping for the weekend, and Charlie insisted that I was off having a conjugal visit." "I saw on "60 minutes" that there's a website where women met convicts." "Thinking you were one of those women was where I went wrong." "It's Ok." "I forgive you for thinking I was a prison whore." "Tanya." "You're the only one we haven't heard from." "So much shit." "Where do I begin?" "Well, one day I had some blue splotches on my jeans that I got from my niece's birthday at color me mine, and Charlie thought I was having an affair with the blue man group." "There were six blue dots on her pants, the exact number of combined testicles of the entire group." "Ok, you know, it's, uh, it's getting late." "Uh, maybe it's time for us to go home." "Th-this was incredibly kind of all of you." "Again, a million apologies." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Good night." "Wow." "That was, uh, that was eye-opening, to say the least." "I totally get it now." "And it all made sense at the time, just like Dr. Oz." "Where did you even come up with that?" "Your nephew said you dated a famous doctor." "I dated a Finnish doctor, nels jarvey." "He's a podiatrist." "So, I was close." "It was-it was really nice seeing you." "Y- you know I wish you only the best." "Oh, but w-wait." "I" " I thought you understood all this." "I do, an-and, you know," "I can't imagine how hard all of this has been for you." "But your condition's like a real thing." "Sorry, I must..." "Sound like an awful person." "Molly, please don't..." "Apologize." "It was my fault." "Of course it wasn't." "You couldn't help it." "Goodbye." "Hang in there, mate." "So, how's Charlie?" "Nana, you know Charlie and I aren't together anymore." "Well, I thought you saw him at dinner." "I did, but..." "That was just..." "it was a one-time thing." "I like him." "You do?" "We were married briefly, you know." "Nana, you should know, Charlie followed us to Italy." "Yeah, I knew it the first moment I saw him." "And it didn't bother you?" "Not really." "You should've seen some of the stuff I did when pop-pop and I were courting." "I accused him of having an affair with one of the other riveters." "And what did pop-pop do?" "What do you think he did?" "You're sitting here now, aren't you?" "Good morning." "Welcome to the spring concert." "First, before we get started, let me introduce our band teacher, Mr. Thorpe." "Hello, Lincoln elementary." "Welcome to the spring concert." "I am your band director." "Are you Ok?" "Yeah." "Do you still want me to wear that wire?" "No." "Thank you, Timmy." "That's all right." "Have a good show." "Molly." "Hey." "It's..." "Good to see you." "Uh, Timmy will be really happy you came." "I didn't come to see Timmy." "Who did you come to see?" "Please say me." "Look, you know, I" " I was thinking." "If criminals can plead insanity, then why shouldn't you?" "A- all you did was..." "Fall in love with you." "Right." "I want to kiss you so badly right now." " So, what's the problem?" "School has so many rules about public displays of affection." "I... ah, screw it." "I'll give myself detention." "Remember her?" "She saw one stray, shiny rock and thought her boyfriend Zog was getting it on with Uba." "Well, it got a lot worse before it got better." "Until, luckily, she found the help she needed." "But more important, her relationship with zog turned a corner." "And as she developed a deeper bond with him, she started going back to her old self." "And everything worked out for her and Zog and their thousands of descendants." "Same thing with Charlie." "He got some help too." "She explained that for someone like him, the first stages of love can feel like this, which is really no way to live." "But she also said that as Molly and Charlie's relationship evolves over time," "Charlie's symptoms should diminish so that love will start to feel more like this." "Quiet, warm, steady and beautiful." "And the best part is, they'll never get bored because Charlie's condition will never completely go away." "He'll always be just crazy enough to keep things interesting." "Subtitle corrected by suadnovic"

"(ENGINE TURNS OFF)" "Somebody's watching us." "What?" "Where?" "Next door." "In the window." "I don't see anybody." "I think the realtor gave me the wrong code." "Dad, this is a sign." "I don't believe in signs." "We should go back to New York." "It's our new home." "Get used to it." "I don't wanna live here." "Once I master this lock," "I'm gonna explain the difference between a want and a need, and it is gonna blow your mind." "I don't care how late it is, I'm gonna call the realtor." "I hope I wake him up." "CASSIE:" "Hello!" "Welcome to Middleton." "I'm your neighbor." "I'm Cassie Nightingale." "Sam Radford." "This is my son, Nick." "Looks like you could use some help." "Only if you're a locksmith." "(CHUCKLES)" "Looks like the realtor gave us the wrong combination." "Oh, I doubt Ryan did that." "He's very thorough." "And yet, here I stand." "CASSIE:" "Oh, why don't you try it one more time?" "I've tried it about a dozen times." "It won't open." "Maybe 13's the charm." "Give it a try." "Okay. (CHUCKLES)" "I will, but..." "I don't think it's gonna make..." "Oh, 13 gets such a bad reputation, but it's actually been a very lucky number for me." "You have the magic touch." "Some people say I do." "I guess we'll be seeing you around." "I think you already have." "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "Well... (SIGHS)" "I replaced the fill valve in the guest bath." "I've, uh, repaired the creaky hinge on my door, and I'm halfway through with the dresser" "I'm making for Grace." "What would I do without you?" "Well, I live right down the hall, so you'll never have to worry about that." "(CHUCKLES)" "I always get such a kick out of seeing this." ""Written by Lori Russell."" "Ah, it's a great article." "My granddaughter, the writer." "And the band Brandon is managing, just booked another concert." "(CLICKS TONGUE) I have some very talented grandchildren." "Agreed." "Their dad would be proud." "Hmm." "He is." "Oh, is Lori coming for the..." "Dedication?" "She'll be here tomorrow." "You know, this whole thing was Martha's idea, so if you don't want it to be..." "No, Jake belongs to more than just me." "He belongs to Middleton, and they all just want to show their love for him for everything he did as Chief of Police." "Ah." "Dried avocado and soybean with boswellia." "It's, uh, derived from the gum of boswellia trees, native to India." "I put a little in your tea." "Boswellia?" "It's for your arthritis." "How did you know it?" "Oh, I won't be happy until you're powerwalking around the block again." "(SIGHS)" "(EXHALES) Okay." "I have absolutely nothing to wear." "Oh, you should probably tell that other young lady to get her clothes out of your closet." "(SIGHS) Mom, seriously." "Does this look okay?" "It looks great." "Grandpa, does this look okay?" "You're a beauty." "(SCOFFS) You two are absolutely no help." "What do you want us to do?" "Well, look at me." "I mean, head to toe." "Outfit, hair, shoes, jewelry, but don't look at me with the loving eyes of my mother and grandfather." "Instead, look at me with the eyes of a ninth grade girl who hasn't had a carb since she learned how to spell." "Find my flaws." "They're there." "Why?" "Well, because if you find them, then I fix them." "You look very pretty." "(SIGHS)" "I'm doomed." "(CHUCKLES)" "(SNIFFS) Lemon balm." "And?" "Passion flower and... (SNIFFS)" "(SIGHS) I give up." "Valerian root." "(GASPS)" "I should have gotten that." "Love you." "Love you." "Bye, Grandpa." "Bye, sweetie." "Tell Lori I said hi." "(PHONE RINGING)" "(PHONE BEEPS)" "Oh, Lori, what a surprise." "What are you doing up so early?" "How does she do that?" "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you." "I had a house to show." "Any problems getting in the place?" "Yes." "Yes?" "No, no." "Everything's fine." "But, uh, but that house next door..." "Grey House." "It's one of the oldest in town." "It's got quite the history." "Wait till you meet the owner." "He already did." "Oh, hey, Cassie!" "Hey." "Hello again." "Dr. Radford." "How did you know I'm a doctor?" "Your license plate." "M.D." "Right." "(BOTH CHUCKLING)" "Herb tea, my own special blend." "It's great for relieving stress." "Uh, thanks, but I love stress and I'm a coffee guy." "Actually, espresso." "You love stress?" "I thrive on it." "(SCOFFS)" "CASSIE:" "Well, careful." "Too much caffeine can cause headaches and anxiety." "Well, I love caffeine, and, uh..." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I've never been a big believer in the benefits of herbs." "But that might just be 11 years of medical school talking." "Well, you should really read Wallace Pickworth's article in The Lancet about caffeine dependence." "You read medical journals?" "I read a lot of things." "Hmm." "Well, uh..." "If you'll excuse me, I have a teenage son to blast out of bed." "I give him about a month." "New Yorkers always think they wanna trade the noise and smog and craziness for small town living until they actually try living in a small town." "(CHUCKLES)" "It's no secret that you weren't my first choice to replace Jake as Chief." "Yes, you remind me almost daily." "I'm very worried about Jake's dedication." "(SOFTLY) I heard the artist is dragging his feet." "Seriously, how long does it take to chisel stone?" "Well, it's not stone." "It was wood, then it was nickel, then it was glass and now it's brass." "I will not apologize for changing my mind, nor will I lower my standards." "Good enough is not good enough for me." "Oh, please do keep in mind that I've invited the press." "I've already done a number of interviews." "All eyes will be looking to me." "But the dedication is about Jake, right?" "What?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, of course!" "I mean, it's not really all about the pomp and pageantry." "Well, no, but..." "And I know that you wouldn't want to take the focus off of Jake." "Of course not." "I didn't think so." "However, how it's all perceived will undoubtedly reflect directly upon me, the mayor." "Don't worry, Martha." "Everything has been taken care of, all right?" "No expense has been spared." "Honestly, how often do we have to go through this?" "When I am on official business, as I am now," "I am Madam Mayor." "I don't call you Derek." "I don't mind if you do." "(SIGHS)" "Well, your lack of propriety and decorum are your business." "Don't try to drag me into your gutter of mutual disrespect." "Oh!" "Without rules, we are no better than animals." "So how many classes are you gonna be teaching?" "It's just research, Brandon." "We've had this conversation." "I'm a little off." "Are you going 'cause of what I did, Tara?" "No." "But... (SIGHS)" "I think it says a lot about our marriage that you don't take my feelings into consideration before making big life decisions, and you need to tell Cassie what you did." "I love you." "You know that." "I love you too." "But I just think..." "Some space right now is a good thing." "(KISSES)" "ANTHONY:" "Yes!" "I've got Mr. Cuthbert for history this semester." "(CHUCKLES)" "Everybody makes an A." "That's because he hasn't changed his tests in 30 years." "The kids post them online." "It's basically cheating." "Uh, not if you think of those tests as very thorough study guides." "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "GRACE:" "Anthony, who is that guy?" "That's, uh, Nick Radford." "I have him in homeroom." "He's a total jerk." "(CHUCKLES) Okay, give me the deets." "(SIGHS) He's from New York." "Okay." "Hmm." "He's your neighbor." "His dad's a doctor, surgeon." "His parents are divorced." "Final assessment?" "I'd say he suffers from an overinflated sense of self-worth." "Classic narcissistic personality disorder." "Your prognosis?" "By the end of the year, he'll be captain of the football team and all the girls will be in love with him." "(CHUCKLES)" "Not this girl." "Thanks." "Hi." "Oh!" "(CHUCKLES) Hey." "This!" "This is why I went into medicine." "You know, you should call Matthew Nelson." "He's a wonderful handyman." "I'm sorry, I don't have anything to offer you." "(SIGHS) It's, um... (LAUGHS )Well, it's a mess." "(CHUCKLES) You know, I just came by to welcome you to the neighborhood." "Bell, Book and Candle is my shop." "Oh, it seems we're neighbors yet again." "(CHUCKLES)" "(CHIRPING)" "Oh, great, my first patient." "Okay, come on, get out!" "Out, out, out!" "Here, let me try." "Uh-oh." "No, you're scaring him." "Well... (SIGHS)" "What do you want me to do?" "Give him an appointment?" "Put the broom down for a second." "Let him perch for a moment." "(CONTINUES CHIRPING)" "(LAUGHS) Oh, come on." "How'd you do that?" "Oh, I..." "I didn't do anything." "He just needed a little direction." "We all do at one time or another, don't you think?" "Yeah, I do." "And I should probably call that handyman." "I'm great with a scalpel, but, uh, not so much with a hammer." "Yes, you probably should." "Yeah?" "That door may not be your only problem." "A little bird told me." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hey, Matt, how are ya?" "Doc!" "I came to see how you were settling into the place." "Well, if Matt there were a doctor," "I'd be looking for a priest to do the last rites." "Yeah, sorry about that." "No one's been in this place for years." "Which is exactly why I thought I'd be busy from the minute I opened the doors." "But it's kind of slow." "Yeah." "What don't I know?" "To be honest, nobody really liked the doctor that used to be here." "So I don't have an established patient base, but now that I'm here..." "Well, when they stopped going to him, they started seeing Cassie." "My neighbor?" "Yeah." "Yeah, allergies, cholesterol, minor sprains, anxiety, you name it, she's got us covered." "Oh, it's amazing." "You go into that store, whatever you're looking for, you'll find it." "But she's not a doctor." "No, but she helps people." "Everyone trusts her." "(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "Hello, Stephanie." "Okay, did you see him?" "I take it you met Sam." "Sam." "(CHUCKLES)" "You say that so matter-of-fact, like we got a new postman or something." "He is the most eligible bachelor to hit Middleton since my divorce." "He has a son too, Nick." "Who cares?" "I mean, it's "Dr. Good looking and single" I care about." "(SIGHS) He's McDreamy, McSteamy..." "Oh, he's all the "Mc's" and then some." "I tried to book an appointment, but he doesn't have a phone yet." "What?" "You're not sick." "Oh yeah, I am." "I'm sick of being single." "I am sick of going to wedding showers, and I'm sick to death of never having a date for national holidays." "(CHUCKLES) There's lots of things to love about living in a small town." "The shallow dating pool is not one of them." "(CHUCKLES)" "So, have you met him?" "Yes, he's my new neighbor." "Oh, well, you have all the luck." "Well, I don't think so." "Look, I have joined running clubs, skiing clubs, rock climbing clubs." "I've played golf, tennis, racquetball," "I go to every sporting event there is." "If there is a ball and a man, I'm there." "But you, they just move in next door." "(BOTH CHUCKLING)" "If what you have isn't luck, then I would like some of whatever it is." "Oh." "Don't you ever, you know, miss it?" "(SIGHS) You haven't dated anyone since Jake." "He's been gone for a while, now." "No, I..." "I think it would be greedy to want what I had with Jake twice in one lifetime." "Brandon!" "Hello there!" "BRANDON:" "Hey!" "How's the music business?" "Oh, hi, Steph." "Next time your band's in town, take them by the bistro, on me." "Oh, thanks." "STEPHANIE:" "Yeah." "Just one of the benefits of owning your own restaurant." "(CHUCKLES)" "So, when's your next concert?" "Uh..." "Well, it's not really definite yet." "Well, I thought you told me..." "I should go." "Bye." "What's with him?" "(DOORBELL CHIMES)" "There is no respect for band." "Seniors get the best uniforms, and we get what's left." "And it doesn't fit right." "(CHUCKLES)" "I mean, seventh grade, I almost lost my pants" "during the halftime show." "(LAUGHS) Oh, God." "I mean you never see a football player's pants drop on the field." "(LAUGHS) That's true." "We're in here." "Uh, we're supposed to be in 302." "This is Mrs. Cavanaugh's class." "Uh, wrong!" "See?" "Look, right there." "Mrs. Cavanaugh" "(CHUCKLES)" "MRS." "CAVANAUGH:" "English?" "Mrs. Cavanaugh?" "Yeah." "We're in here." "The room changed at the last minute." "Lucky guess. (CHUCKLES)" "Remind me to take you to Vegas." "(LAUGHS)" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "Ow!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Yeah." "You've got a hard head." "Oh!" "Yeah, no need to apologize, but it was nice that you did." "You hit me." "I know Miss Russell has somewhere to be, and I'm betting, Mr. Radford, that there is an algebra teacher waiting for your company." "Ow." "MARTHA:" "Dr. Radford?" "Mayor Martha Tinsdale." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "We've had a lengthy correspondence, but I'm so grateful to finally meet you." "And I must say your profile picture does not do you justice." "(CHUCKLES) Are you settling in?" "Actually..." "I can't tell you how thrilled we are that you're here." "As you can see, Middleton is a booming metropolis but the one thing missing was our own doctor." "Most people had to go all the way to Blairsville." "Yeah, about that correspondence, you left a few things out." "Whatever do you mean?" "I believe you used the terms "state of the art"" "and "up to date" to describe the office I'm renting." "Well, isn't it?" "(SCOFFS) No!" "I'm going to have to bring a lot of new equipment in here, which I wasn't expecting." "I'm sure you'll recover any extra costs you endure, after all, you're the only doctor here, and once I get the word out, you'll be turning sick people away." "I think the words you're looking for are "thank you"." "Thank you..." "For lying to me about the condition of the space I rented." "Well, really, Ryan takes care of all that property nonsense." "No, no, I'm here on much bigger business." "The Ladies' Auxiliary has you down to be our guest speaker next week." "12:00 sharp, buffet lunch to follow." "I do hope you're not allergic to shrimp." "Oh, and word to the wise, avoid Shelly Masters' vegan fat-free muffins." "You've got to be kidding." "No, they're horrible!" "And wear a tie." "No." "Uh, no?" "Yes, um, the opposite of yes is no." "No." "But it's the Ladies' Auxiliary!" "My Ladies' Auxiliary." "Then, no thank you," "I'll be busy fixing up my "state of the art" office." "Hey!" "Hi." "Um..." "Thanks." "So, how's your head?" "Okay?" "Um, you?" "Yeah." "Oh, I'm Grace." "Uh, Nick." "Nice to meet you." "Officially." "We're neighbors." "Oh." "Uh, cool." "(CHUCKLES)" "Come in." "Okay." "So, if you have any questions or anything..." "The only question I have is, what's the fastest way out of town?" "Er, you just moved here." "No offense but this town is no New York." "(CHUCKLES)" "There is nothing but offense in that statement." "And Middleton may not be New York City, but not every place can be filled with crime, poverty and overpopulation." "George." "(SIGHING)" "Hey there, everything okay?" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Hey, hey, hey, you all right?" "(SOFTLY) Yeah, I am." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "George?" "Well, looks like you just fainted." "So, tell me, um..." "George." "George..." "Are you on any medication?" "What..." "What do you have me taking?" "Uh, lots of herbs, vitamins, elixirs, nothing that would have made you faint." "I am very careful about interactions." "Okay, well, let's start with, uh, what you took the last 24 hours." "A mixture of ginseng, licorice root, yohimbine." "It's bark from a west African tree." "Um..." "Your blood pressure is elevated." "Wouldn't low blood pressure make someone pass out?" "Well, sure, but..." "Have you ever been diagnosed with hypertension?" "A while back, yeah." "Well, see, whatever your doctor gave you could be what's making you dizzy." "Sometimes medicines have side effects." "I know." "The pills I was taking to make me feel better were making me feel awful." "Uh, wait, it's also dangerous to stop taking something without consulting a doctor." "The doctor was as bad as the pills he gave me." "I consulted Cassie, and she mixed me up some stuff, and my blood pressure has been fine for years." "Yeah, textbook perfect." "SAM:" "Okay." "But you did pass out." "I'm fine." "I..." "I lost my footing." "Okay, how about come by the office tomorrow?" "I'll run a few tests just to be sure, free of charge." "(SIGHS) I'm sorry, but, uh," "I've had it with doctors." "(GROANS)" "He needs to see a doctor." "He doesn't like doctors." "I don't either and I am one, but when I'm sick, that's who I want to see." "Well, in my opinion, real healing can only happen when there is a bond, a trust." "George didn't trust the last doctor he had." "A lot of people in town didn't trust him." "I trust you." "Well, it's too bad your father-in-law doesn't." "Yet." "(SIGHS)" "Tree bark!" "(BALL BOUNCING)" "Hi, Mom." "You met our new neighbor?" "Hmm." "Oh, yeah." "So?" "Tell me." "How was your first day?" "Good, I guess." "Mom." "Yes, what's going on?" "You know, since I can remember," "I would get these feelings, things that hadn't happened before they actually happened." "It's a wonderful gift." "But the things I saw..." "They were always just about us..." "The family." "And now?" "I've been seeing things about Nick." "Who I only just met." "Well, the universe is always bringing seemingly unrelated people and events together." "Clearly, Nick is in your consciousness for a reason." "Translation." "Unless it's a feeling of concern or worry or harm, just let the universe's plan play out." "Hmm." "What is it?" "How come I can see all sorts of things before they happen," "but I didn't see what happened to Dad?" "It's a gift, it's not a power." "You can't summon it or wield it." "(SIGHS)" "It's just there sometimes and other times..." "It's not." "(SIGHS)" "Hey." "Here you go." "What's up?" "Just wanted to make sure you didn't need anything." "No." "Got everything planned down to the last detail." "You know, it's going to be a really nice dedication for your dad, Brandon." "I appreciate everything you've done." "Hey." "Have you, uh, talked to Cassie?" "Grace?" "You gotta tell them." "I don't know how." "Well, find a way to tell them, okay?" "Okay?" "Yeah." "(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)" "(INDISTINCT CHATTER)" "You guys want some Ice Capps, yeah?" "My profile of Nick seems to be bearing fruit." "NICK:" "Yeah, uh, I'll grab two Ice Capps." "He's here less than a week and he has more friends than me." "NICK:" "All right, thanks." "Those aren't friends." "Let's go." "Okay." "Hey, aren't you guys gonna be late for school?" "Nah, we're blowin' off the first couple of periods." "I wouldn't, if I were you." "Well, you're not me, so see ya." "Let's go, Grace." "I can't give you his credit scores." "You sold him the house." "You have that information." "Yes, but there are these things called privacy and ethics." "Forget it." "But I'm the mayor." "Not for long if the citizens of Middleton find out that you are mining me for their personal information." "I am doing it to protect them." "Can't help you." "Honestly." "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "Well, hello!" "Martha, here's your teas." "Uh-huh, thank you." "What's going on?" "RYAN:" "Our good mayor here would like me to divulge privileged information on our new doctor." "I thought I did a very thorough vetting process before enticing Dr. Radford to move here to Middleton but I have a feeling I might have missed something, something big." "Perhaps, he's running from the law..." "Oh!" "Or maybe his real name isn't Radford." "I have a good feeling about him." "(CHUCKLES) Cassie, if only this were as easy as believing your "feelings"." "She's just angry at him, because he turned her down." "I offer him the honor to be a speaker at my Ladies' Auxiliary and he refuses, which made me suspicious, not angry." "As we all know, I never let my emotions dictate my actions." "Martha, he just moved here, give him a chance." "Sam seems like a good guy." "And to be honest, Martha," "I saw the email you sent him." "You embellished, quite a bit, about the state of the clinic." "Oh, please." "You did." "Listen, you got him here, just give him a chance." "Seems fair." "You know, Cassie, I too can sense things about people and I sense that he's here in this town, because he's no good." "This time, Ms. Cassie Nightingale, you are wrong and I am right." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hello, Nick." "What happened to you?" "(SIGHS)" "The school called?" "The Vice-Principal." "And on the second day!" "That's a new personal best, congratulations." "I'm not a serial killer." "I skipped a few periods." "Well, now you have a few more, every day this week." "Detention." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Man, I don't wanna live here." "You're the reason we had to move." "Remember?" "To get you away from those arrogant, spoiled kids you were hanging out with." "And who spoiled us, huh, Dad?" "Oh, yeah, it was my fault..." "That you broke into somebody's empty beach house and trashed it." "No one else's parents had to move." "Nobody else's parents were even in the country." "I want to live with mom." "And yet, I have full custody." "So, it's me, it's here and it's not gonna change." "And it's for your own good." "Lori!" "Let me take your bags." "Hi." "Thank you." "(SIGHS) Welcome home, Lori." "Thank you." "GRACE:" "Oh!" "(LAUGHING)" "Hey." "I missed you so much." "Oh, Lori." "How was your trip?" "Hi." "Trip was fine." "Where's Brandon?" "Upstairs." "Oh, we've got new neighbors." "Somebody finally bought that place?" "A doctor and his son." "He's in my class." "Mmm." "Oh, yeah?" "He hot?" "Mmm, he thinks he is." "Mmm, men." "Boys." "(BOTH CHUCKLE)" "BRANDON:" "Lori." "Uh..." "I got a new job." "If this is a joke, it's not funny." "It's not a joke." "I'm a police officer." "I passed all my tests, I start the day after tomorrow." "So you just suddenly decided to do this?" "It wasn't "sudden"." "Brandon, what are you trying to do here?" "I didn't mean to upset everybody." "Well, then quit." "What?" "Quit." "Enough, okay?" "I'm done losing people I love." "I'm gonna be fine." "Yeah, well, dad thought he was gonna be fine too, now he's gone." "This is the last thing your father would have wanted." "Cassie... (STAMMERS) I..." "I can't believe this is what you want." "Thanks for coming." "Anytime, you know that." "Why are we here?" "(SIGHS)" "Not that I don't love to hang with you," "I do, but that's your second cup of tea and you've yet to say a word." "(SIGHS DEEPLY)" "Brandon joined the Middleton Police Department." "Really?" "Wow!" "And you're not happy?" "(SIGHS)" "I'm surprised and..." "And hurt that he didn't come to me, and I'm scared that I can't stop him, and if I do, I'm..." "I'm scared that he won't be happy." "Hmm." "Well, I know what you would say." "Oh?" "You would say that you can't stop people from living their lives, that bad things happen" "and good things happen." "(SIGHS)" "You met Jake, that was a good thing." "You made Middleton your home, good thing." "You lost your husband..." "A very bad thing." "I don't want to lose Brandon." "If you stop him, you're gonna lose him even if he's alive and well, you know that." "(SIGHS)" "You know, you've been there since Jake died," "I..." "I don't know what I'd do without you." "We've been there for each other." "You're a good friend." "No." "I'm about to get one cinnamon roll with two forks." "I am an awesome friend." "(LAUGHS)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Hey." "Hi." "You were right." "I was?" "I shouldn't have cut." "I got busted busted by both the Vice-Principal and my dad." "Oh." "Next time, maybe I'll listen to you." "Hmm." "Hey, Nick, let's go." "Uh, I'm..." "I'm good." "But Nick, um... (CHUCKLES) I'll..." "I'll see you later." "All right." "(BOTH CHUCKLING)" "You should know that Amber isn't used to people not doing what she wants." "(CHUCKLES) Back in New York, I went to a school filled with Ambers." "I can handle her." "Well, that should be fun to watch." "Yeah." "So, I haven't seen your dad around." "Divorced?" "My dad passed away a while ago." "I'm so sorry to hear that." "The whole town knows." "He used to be Chief of Police." "Sorry, I'm late." "Hey." "Is, uh..." "He walking home with us?" "I didn't know you two were an us." "We're not." "Um, well, I don't wanna go home, so..." "All right." "See ya." "See ya." "(WHISPERS) Come on." "Bye." "Bye." "I knew it." "CASSIE:" "Excuse me?" "I hit pay dirt." "Sam." "With no help from Ryan, thank you very much." "Apparently, there are these websites where patients can rate their doctors." ""Dr. Radford seemed very aloof."" ""Dr. Radford needs to work on his bedside manner." ""Not a very warm person."" "And there are five more, all saying basically the same thing." "There are 512 comments, and you found seven complaining about his bedside manner?" "What about his competence as a doctor?" "Well, I..." "I..." "Johns Hopkins, top of his class." "On the board of several hospitals." "Published a textbook." "Martha, if you ask me, we got very lucky." "He's a good doctor." "Well, we'll just have to agree..." "To disagree." "Hey." "Hi." "Brandon won't answer my calls or my texts." "I feel bad." "Don't worry, he'll come to his senses." "No, I mean I feel bad that none of us supported him." "Well, I can't support something I don't believe in." "But he believes in it, and he wants to be a policeman." "I can tell." "I always thought that it was music that he loved, but I was wrong." "I think we were all wrong." "We're not." "He is." "Your first job out of college writing for that newspaper..." "They sent you to the Middle East." "It was right after Dad died, and I was so scared." "We all were." "Nothing happened to me." "But it could have." "But we all still supported your decision." "Me, Mom, Grandpa." "Brandon." "What are you trying to say?" "You know what I'm saying." "You just don't wanna hear it." "(KEYBOARD CLICKING)" "So you are my first patient." "Well, I'm just happy you could see me." "So what brought you in today?" "You." "What..." "What symptom brought you in?" "Well, I have migraines." "Yes?" "Actually, "had" is more accurate." "(CHUCKLES)" "How did you get rid of them?" "Oh, uh, Cassie gave me this oil to rub on my energy points." "Works like a charm." "(CHUCKLES)" "So, that and yoga." "Oh, and I gave up caffeine." "So Cassie helped you?" "Oh, yeah, she helps the whole town." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hey!" "What's up?" "Hey." "Uh, I just need your help with a suspect." "You do?" "(CHUCKLES)" "Yeah." "You wouldn't return my calls." "Don't blame Derek, I twisted his arm." "Okay!" "I'm just gonna leave you two here to talk." "Well, hello neighbor." "Hello." "How's, uh, how's business?" "Slow." "Huh." "It'll pick up." "Yeah, I don't think so." "Why not?" "Well, it turns out I've got competition in this town." "Who?" "You." "Me?" "Yeah, seems that even before the other doctor was gone, people in town chose to see you" "for whatever ailed them." "(SIGHS)" "Oh, Sam, I'm..." "I think what you are doing is dangerous." "I have never suggested to anyone, anyone, that they not see a doctor." "I just offer alternatives." "There are other ways, alternative ways to treat illness." "To treat the patient as a whole being." "I've heard this a million times." "Well, have you ever actually listened?" "I'm just saying that popping pills doesn't always have to be the first option." "I can point to proven studies" "that verify the results from those pills." "(SIGHS)" "I haven't seen many studies on tree bark." "A lot of the things I suggest are preventative." "I would be happy to explain my methods..." "No!" "Thank you." "I'm a doctor." "You're..." "Well, not a doctor." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(MUSIC PLAYING)"

"# Stronger than before #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Powered up for more #" "# Go, Zeo #" "# Rangers at the core #" "# Zeo #" "# Zeo #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Go, go, Power Rangers #" "# Zeo #" "OLD MAN:" "Ah, Christmas... twinkling lights, mistletoe, the smell of pine, and the taste of peppermint." "You know, people celebrate the winter holidays in many different ways." "What do you think, young fella?" "Are you ready for Christmas?" "Yeah, Grandpa." "I sure hope Santa brings me a lot of presents." "Presents, huh?" "Well, that reminds me of a very special Christmas." "I bet you got a lot of presents that year." "Well, just listen." "It started off like any other Christmas." "Everyone was in the holiday spirit coming together to celebrate and share their traditions." "Ernie, this is going to be awesome." "I'm sure learning a lot about how other cultures celebrate the holidays." "And not to mention, all the great food we get to eat." "Hi, guys." "Ooh, shrimp." "in Australia, Christmas comes during the summer and my family barbecues shrimp." "I got to go to the market." "Will you guys take over?" "Yeah, sure, Ernie." "I wish Billy was here with us." "Yeah, but it's cool he went back for his family reunion." "Guys, I just think it's wonderful" " that we get to celebrate together." " Absolutely." "Thank you." "Why are those insipid humans even more disgustingly cheery than usual?" "It's a uniquely human phenomenon, sire known as the "holiday spirit."" "It makes everyone joyous." "And unites them in a common bond of love." "Silence!" "i told you never to utter that word in my presence." "I think there's something we can use here." "It seems their individual cultures cause them to celebrate in different ways." "We should take advantage of these differences." "Brilliant scheme, my dear." "We shall see to it that their diversity" "Shall be their very undoing." "Then what happened, Grandpa?" "Did the evil king ruin Christmas for the Power Rangers?" "Hold on, youngster." "Hold on." "I'll get to that." "The Rangers were still full of holiday cheer preparing for the banquet" "With no idea what King Mondo was plotting." "Meanwhile, though there were these other two fellas who just seemed to have a knack for always getting into trouble." "I wish somebody would invent wrapping paper with round edges." "Let's just get this done before stone gets back." " ( chattering ) - ( gasps )" "Ow!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "( stammering )" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Boys... this is no time for your crazy teenage dancing." "( both groaning )" "We have ourselves... a caper." "Great." "I'll have mine on a bagel, lox and some onions." "I mean a case." " Uh-huh." " Uh-huh." " The case of the missing fruitcakes." " Fruitcakes?" "Yes." "Someone's been lifting fruitcakes all over town." "Must be strong." "My Aunt Millie makes fruitcakes." "You'd need a crane to lift those puppies." "Just find the fruitcakes." "Now." "Yes, sir." "Now!" "( groaning )" "ZORDON:" "A very merry Christmas to you, Alpha." "Aah!" "How did you know?" "I love them." "Thank you, Thank you." "You're welcome, Alpha." "They'll keep the circuitry in my feet warm all winter long." "And now, here's my present for you, Zordon." "I hope you like it." "I programmed it myself." "Here we go." "( chuckling ):" "Thank you, Alpha." "That was very thoughtful." "You look just spiffy, Zordon." "Ho, ho, ho." "You see, we light one candle on each of the eight nights of hanukkah." "that represents freedom for the Jewish community." "So that's what that means." "That's really interesting, Raymond." "Tanya, what's all this stuff you brought in?" "Oh, I'm celebrating the African-American holiday called kwanzaa." "You know, I was wondering:" "what is kwanzaa?" "Kwanzaa is from Swahili." "It means "the first harvest."" "It starts December 26 and ends January 1." "It's a celebration of African-American heritage." "Sounds like a great idea." "Oh, it's wonderful." "The seven candles represent the seven principles we strive for:" "unity, self-determination responsibility to community cooperation, purpose, creativity and faith." "I think it's interesting to see what we have in common as well as what's different." "I just can't believe there's so many ways to celebrate." "When I'm through with you, you won't be celebrating at all." "Sire, I have invented a new weapon called the Bias Blaster." "It causes its victims to only see things their way." "Perfect!" "Now, Sprocket, go to Earth." "Use it on the Rangers." "Great idea, Pop!" "The Rangers'll never know what hit them." "Leave it to me." "This is where the last fruitcake was missing." "Our suspect liked fruitcakes." "What does that tell us about him?" "That he's my Aunt Millie." "No!" "If he eats said fruitcakes there's bound to be a..." "trail of crumbs." "My Aunt Millie's fruitcake's pretty crumby." "Will you quit it with Aunt Millie, already" "And help me find some crumbs?" "Look!" "A green thing." "Look!" "A red thing!" "Look!" "Another green thing!" "Look!" "Another red thing!" "Skull, we're hot on the trail now." "How very festive." "So why wasn't I invited to your little party?" "You're definitely not on the list." "Whoa." "Metal dudes!" "Back off, gear-head!" "Don't you want my present?" "Happy holidays, humans." "Don't say I never gave you anything." "( groaning )" "What was I talking about?" "Oh... okay, so the menorah represents..." "You know, that's very, very interesting but what's really important is the Christmas tree." "Why don't you go chop one down and bring it to me?" "( whistling )" "You want me to go get you your silly little Christmas tree?" "Pfft." "Wait a minute." "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means you better watch out 'cause if Santa Claus sees you're mad he ain't gonna bring you presents, is he?" "You know something?" "This banquet thing is lame." "I'm out of here." "Good riddance." "Can you believe that guy?" "He wants to waltz in here and steal our Christmas." ""Christmas"?" "Don't you mean my kwanzaa?" "For your information, Miss Tanya this whole season is about Christmas." "Hello?" "Who made you holiday monitor?" "Some countries don't celebrate holidays this time of year-- like Korea." "I don't know why I'm here." "Like I asked." "Talk to the hand, okay?" "You know, a lot..." "that's what I thought." "Maybe this holiday thing wasn't such a good idea after all." "I couldn't agree more." "It's a big joke." "It's working!" "Excellent, son." "The Rangers are practically at each others' throats." "So much for peace on Earth." "All right!" "We split up the Power Rangers!" "Now we take over the Earth." "All in good time." "Wait until they see what's next." "I can't believe the Power Rangers were fighting with each other." "I don't like those machines." "No, that makes two of us, buddy." "Meanwhile, Zordon and Alpha realized what had happened." "Ay-yi-yi!" "Everyone's fighting." "We must help the Rangers break the spell, Zordon." "I'm afraid that is not possible." "King Mondo's Bias Blaster has tapped into the most powerful evil known to mankind." "Weapons are useless against this hatred." "You mean, the Rangers must figure this out themselves?" "There is only one way to stop the spread of this evil." "Each Ranger must find within his heart the kindness and understanding that is the key to every human soul." "Oh, you can do it, Rangers." "I should have known this would never have worked out." "I'm just going to take my tamales and get out of here." "Me too." "I don't care" "How any of you-all spend your holidays." "Whatever." "I thought you left." "I am sick of all of this." "I just came to get my things." "Yeah, well, they're right where you left them." "Everything's working out well." "Now it's time to implement part two of my plan." "Part two, dear?" "Ooh." "Quite." "We all know how fond humans are of their petty trinkets and baubles." "I shall confiscate all of their playthings." "That should annihilate their wretched holiday spirit completely." "Exactly what I was thinking, dear." "Well, just get your stuff and get out of here." "KAT:" "Look, would you just be quiet, okay?" "Hey, what's going on?" "What happened?" "Can't you see?" "Looks like everything is gone." "Duh." "Duh" " I think we can see that, Mr. Tommy." "Get over it." "Whee!" "Look at all this loot!" "Now the Power Rangers will have nothing to be merry about." "Boo-hoo-hoo!" "( laughing )" "I guess we won't be celebrating anything." "I guess that's that." "Hi." "Is this where the holiday party is tonight?" "I brang a poster to hang on the wall." "I'm sorry, sweetie." "I think the party's been canceled." "But why?" "Somebody ruined it by taking all of our stuff." "Well, my mommy says the greatest gift is the gift of love." "Yeah, well, you got a lot to learn, kid." "Why are you mad at each other?" "Sometimes people just don't agree on things." "When I get mad, my mommy sings me a song." "You want to hear it?" "Sure." "Got nothing better to do." "# Many friends #" "# Many hearts #" "# Different faces, different starts #" "# Take my hand, you will see #" "# How much stronger we will be #" "# Many friends, many hearts #" "# Different faces, different starts #" "# Take my hand, you will see #" "# How much stronger #" "# We will be. #" "Oh, man, what are we doing, guys?" "We've still got a lot to celebrate." "Yeah, but what about the gifts?" "The decorations?" "Tanya's stuff?" "My menorah?" "It's all gone." "Raymond, that doesn't matter." "The important thing is, we're all still here." "We should never disrespect anyone else's culture or traditions ever again." "Hey, look, man, I'm really sorry about what I said earlier." "I'm sorry, too, man." "What I was saying was just not cool." "I don't know what got into me." "I think I have an idea but let's forget about it for now." "Shall we hang up this poster?" "Yeah." "Okay, let's do it." "Ready?" "Here we go." "ALL:" "All right." "Hey, you guys, we still have time." "Why don't we see if we can make this banquet happen?" "Okay." "Okay." "All right, let's do it." "No, it just can't be!" "Hmm." "What happened to your Bias Blaster, Klank?" "My readings show that its effects were dispelled by a very strong counter-dose of, uh... of, uh..." "Of what, Klank?" "Stop sputtering and spit it out!" "Well, of love, Your Majesty." "Oh!" "How dare you say that confounded word again?" "!" "Another green thing." "There's another red thing." "A green thing!" "And another red thing there." "A green thing." "There's another red..." "Bulky, I think we found something." "A giant fruitcake." "BULKY:" "That's it, but what kind of warped and twisted mind could create such a hideous grotesque monstrosity?" "BOTH:" "Surprise!" "Merry Christmas!" "RITO:" "It's a giant fruitcake." "What do you think?" "Do you like it?" "Do you like it?" "You made that?" "For us?" "All for you." "The fruitcake was Rito's idea." "I wanted to go with the cheese log" "But, hey, who listens to me?" "It's really... big." "Yes, and full of fruity goodness." "Mmm." "Ahh." "Ah, gee, guys, thanks." "You realize of course that we are going to have to replace the missing fruitcake." "Not to worry, partner." "Hello, Aunt Millie?" "Oh, it's Eugene." "Yeah, listen, I got a small favor to ask you." "Uh-huh." "Wow." "This is great." "Look at all the people that showed up." "This is terrific." "This proves that we can learn from one another despite our different backgrounds." "Where's the Christmas tree?" "Here it is, Ernie." "I wanted to get a real big one." "Beautiful." "Pretty cool, huh?" "What do you guys think?" " Yeah." " Looks great." "Oh, Ernie, we have something we want to contribute." "Oh, a menorah." "Wow." "Raymond, would you show us how to light the candles properly?" "Kat, I'd love to." "Hey, Tanya, hope we got this right." "We went to the library and looked it up." "Thank you, guys." "This is so sweet." "And now, for the most important part of the holidays-- the food" "( all laughing )" "So, you see" "Christmas isn't only about getting things." "It's about giving and being with people you love." "( laughs )" "That's right." "It is." "Very good." "Very good." "You know, you're pretty smart for a little pip-squeak." "That's enough stories for tonight, Tom." "It's getting late." "Oh..." "Well, you heard your grandmother." "BOY:" "Okay." "( doorbell chimes )" "I'll get it." "Hello, dear." "Hey, Grandma." "How you doing?" "I'm here to pick up the pip-squeak." "He's right this way." "Mom and Dad said to say "hi" and thanks for baby-sitting." "Oh, we love to do it." "Okay, little bro, let's go." "( chuckles )" " ( electronic beeps )" " Oh, oh..." "Do you guys think" "you could watch him a little bit longer?" "There's something" " I got to take care of." " Of course." "We wouldn't mind at all." "Thanks." "He's always got something to take care of." "Weah, well, must run in the family." "( Tommy and Katherine chuckle )" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Who made you holiday monitor?" "You know, I couldn't agree better." "More, at all, whatever." " Duh." " Duh." " Duh!" " Duh." "Yes, I'm nervous." "The camera's there." "You figure they'd invent rent... you figure someone would... you figure someone would invent wrapping paper with round edges by now." "Paul didn't like that take." "( gagging )"

"There is one graduate here today that has won every single honor and award this school gives out." "That graduate, our friend, is Van Wilder!" "Standing here today, I cannot help but wish I could stay in high school forever." "I mean, there are so many warm mammories..." "Memories I have of this place." "But, you see, change, like life, has a way of sneaking up on us." "When we least expect it, yeah." "Sure, the timing may seem very, very bad, but yet it feels good, so good," "to be graduating with some of the sharpest minds and swiftly darting tongues that this school has to offer." "Listen to me ramble." "I am really giving you a mouthful." "But before I'm finished, it is my extreme pleasure to recognize someone who has aced her oral exams, who has always been head of the class, graduating summa cum" "laude." "Our very own valedictorian." "Congratulations, graduates!" " Congratulations, Son." " Thanks." "Now, let's get out of here." "The sooner we get to Amsterdam, the sooner we won't be able to remember it." "Yeah." " You're not going to Amsterdam." " I can't." "Sheik Mohammad is building an island outside of Dubai." "And I'm gonna help him import a million tons of sand." "It's a huge opportunity, Van." "Come on." "You're gonna have a great time without me." "Exploring nether regions in the Netherlands is not a bad way to spend your summer before college." "I still don't know why I can't just skip college and come work for you." "I mean, I know the business, we could hang out..." "Van, every Wilder man has graduated from Coolidge." "It's tradition." "And tradition is something you just don't break." "I gotta run." "Hey, have a great time, do everything I wouldn't do, and remember," " "Banging, broke or blitzed"..." " "A Wilder never quits"." "Write that down." "Well, well." "Look who just arrived." "Van, do you have to go back to the college?" "Come back to Amsterdam with us." "Dulia, Babette, I'm sorry, ladies, but I must." "I've been waiting 30 years for this." "It's a little small, but I can work with it." "Van Wilder." "I'm your new roommate." "All right." "Farley." "Smoke?" "Man, am I glad we are roommates, man!" "This place is a pimper's paradise." "I'm gonna make some of my special brownies." "My God!" "We've been invaded by Supercuts!" " Lieutenant Dirk Arnold, ROTC." " Corporal Benedict, ROTC." "Van Wilder, WTF?" "The Honorable Dean Charles Reardon requests your presence immediately." "But I just put my slippers on." "Van Wilder, sir, as you ordered." "Return to your squad." "Well, well, Mr. Wilder." "Nice of you to join us." "Colonel Charles Reardon, Dean, Coolidge College." "How's it hanging, Chuck?" "You see these fine young men, Wilder?" "These are Reardon's Raiders." "They've won every ROTC war game for the past three years." "They're my pride and joy." "Good doggies." "I especially like your Chihuahua." "Lady Liberty is a purebred Italian greyhound." "Actually, I was talking about that guy." "Arnold!" "Secure Lady Liberty." "Let's you and me take a little ride, son." "Stay." " Good dog." " Get the lead out, Wilder!" "You know, I went to school here with your father." "He acted like he owned the place, just 'cause his family's name was on that building over there." "You know what that name means to me?" "About as much as titties on a mule, son." "I run this outfit now." "And while you're here, you'll follow Reardon's Rules." "No drinking, no fornicating, and no partying, period." "Or you'll be the first Wilder who fails to graduate from Coolidge." "Now, do you follow me?" "Yes, sir!" "You prefer your mules titless!" "Let's get one thing straight, son." "I may not be able to kick you out of here 'cause of your daddy and his dough." "But you screw with me, and I'll make it so you'll pray to leave." "Out." "I'm glad we had this talk." "Means there won't be any problems in the future." "Party tonight, party tonight." "Party tonight, party tonight, thank you." "You smell that, Farley?" "That's the smell of opportunity." "The smell of thousands of new girls." "The..." "Hello." "Van Wilder, Chairman of Freshman Relations, self-appointed." "This is my partner, Farley Marley." " Jah Rastafari." " He's from Jamaica." " Right." " We're having a little room-warming soiree tonight." "Nothing big, just a few hundred friends, foam machine, nitrous, frappuccinos." "We would love it if you ladies came." " A party?" " You're joking, right?" "No!" "It's okay." "Wow." "This is embarrassing." "I can't believe nobody showed up." "Well, it's about time." "Party?" "So, Yu Dum Fok!" "You came all the way here from China." "Yes." "Village I grow up in boring as shit." "No party." "I dream of beer bong, bimbos, and boob on my butt." "So, I work in sweatshop, save money, come here." "Cannot even afford room, have to sleep in janitor closet." "That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard, Yu Dum Fok." "No offense to your ancestors, but maybe we'll just call you Yu, Yu." "Van, how come no hot, young, American cat?" "Coolidge is number one party school!" "1979." "Wow!" "Girls used to have hair?" "I hate to break it to you, Yu, but I don't think that's the case anymore." "No party?" "No beer bong?" " No boob on butt?" " No." "I go to janitor closet now." "Drink "breach"." "Forget the "breach"." "Boys, it's toga time." "Friends, Romans, grunting women, lend me your beers." "Welcome." "Nice jugs." "They contain the sacred blood of the lamb." "Do you wish to be purified?" "We here for boob on butt." "Actually, I think we're lost." "Come with me." "My sisters will take care of your friends." "I'm not sure if you're aware, but in the past few years" "Coolidge has become a more religious and conservative campus than it used to be." "I'd better take these." "Alcohol is the devil's mouthwash." "At Coolidge, we're dry." "You know, science has made incredible advancements in personal lubrication." "You won't be needing these, either." "Orgasms are the devil's heroin." "Just once, and you're hooked." ""O daughters of Jerusalem, do not awaken love until it is ready"." " Amen." " Amen." "Song of Solomon, 8:4." "Let she who is without sin grasp the first bone." "Wilder, 69." "Perhaps you and your friends should look into a different school." "We have enough sinners here." "You wouldn't happen to have their phone numbers, would you?" "You have a very impure spirit." "There's a dark, wretched hole waiting for you." "Okay, but you have to buy me a drink first." "I think that can be arranged." "Now I know what a tampon feels like." "This is a complete fuckery, you know, man." "No poom poom, no ganja." "Vampires for Jesus, throwing blood on us?" " I can't take four years of this bullshit." " We drink "breach," get sent home." "Hey!" "No one's drinking "breach!" And no one's going home." "So what did you have in mind?" "We shake things up a bit." "Why don't we just buy some?" "Where's the fun in that?" "This almost as good as boob on butt." "Say hello to my little friend." "Sorry." "Don't forget to floss." "Hi, Dirk." "How's that big gun of yours?" " Hey, honeybear." " Hey, honeybear!" "Kaitlin." "So nice you could make it." "We missed you in Bible study again." " Hymnal?" " Whoa!" "Nice arm, Jezebel." " I believe this is yours." " Thanks." "Van Wilder, hopeless romantic." " Kaitlin Hayes." " My girlfriend." "Well, it's nice to see there are some Christians who still do charity work." "Come on, Kaitlin, let's go." "Yeah, before all the good seats are taken!" "No, thanks." "I brought my own." "Thank you." "Today, I wanna talk about something that's all over this school, and it isn't pencils, no." "And it isn't books." "But it's sin." "S" " I-N." "Sin." "You know, it seems like they'll let just about anybody in school these days." "Except Jesus." "And, you know, I took the time to check Jesus' transcripts, and I find out that Jesus has a perfect GPA." "Yeah, that stands for God Point Average." "Amen, amen." " Amen." " Amen." "But what is the number one sin on campus today?" "Quite plainly, it's sex." " Sex." " S-E-X." " Sex." " Sex." "Even as we're speaking, the sinning is beginning." "Amen!" " Amen." " Amen." "Amen, sisters." " Gentlemen, the Lord is..." " Hallelujah, sister!" " ... about to work in very..." " Hallelujah!" " ... mysterious ways." " Hallelujah!" "That's right, sisters." "I want you to feel the Lord inside you." "Because fornication, copulation and the king of all sins, masturbation, is happening all around us, even at this very moment." " Amen!" " Amen!" "But we've got a secret because we've got Jesus on our side." "Can I get an amen?" " Amen!" " Amen!" "Amen, sisters!" "Yes, they're feeling it right now!" "They got the power of the Lord deep down inside them." " Amen!" " Amen!" "Hallelujah, sister, hallelujah." " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" " I want each of you out there to pray." " Amen." "Pray that you might be feeling what they're feeling." " Amen!" " Amen!" "Yes, they're talking to the big guy." " Amen!" " Amen!" "Oh, the sisters are feeling mighty good right now." " Amen, sisters!" " Amen!" "It's time for some tits and mass." " Amen!" " Amen!" " Amen!" " Amen!" "Amen, sisters!" "That's what I'm talking about!" " Amen!" " Amen!" "You might as well open up your pearly gates, dear Lord." "'Cause these sisters are coming!" "These sisters are coming!" "These sisters are coming!" " Amen!" " Amen!" "You know what these are?" "You know what these are?" "Yes, sir." "And I think experimentation is healthy for any marriage." "You listen to me, funny man." "I can't prove it, but I know it was you." "And you can rest assured, I will get to the bottom of this." "In this case, Chuck, may I recommend some Vaseline." "You know, nowadays, the Dean has much more influence over a student's curriculum." "And I have got something special in store for you." "Something to build character." "Something to make you a man." " Left, left, left, left, left, left..." " Left, left, left, left, left, left..." "I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that none of you signed up for this, either." "Well, if they think that we came to college to waste our time playing soldier to some slack-jawed, pituitary-pumping, testosterone-tweaking Neanderthal, then they..." "Are 100% correct." "Attention!" "Straight line!" "Eyes forward!" "I'm Corporal Hayes." "I will be your drill instructor." "It's my job to guide you through your ROTC physical training, which is required to graduate from this institution." "Are there any questions?" "Yes, soldier." "Do you, by chance, drill in private?" "Well, Mr. Wilder, if you'd like," "I'm sure I can arrange for us to spend a little one-on-one time together." "This a new experience for you?" "Yeah." "I usually go electric." "Helps get those hard-to-reach spots." "Hilarious." "I've met guys like you before." "The only person you care about is yourself." " Something funny?" " Yeah." "I just can't wait to prove you wrong." "We'll see." "Oh, and by the way, you missed a spot." "Enjoy." "I'm sorry." "I ordered mine well-done." "I have better food in sweatshop." "Oh, it can't be that bad, Yu." " What?" "I had the munchies." " Well, look what we have here." "I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot-dog eating contest." "Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday." "Remember, I was making that arrangement, and the..." "So how's the chow, ladies?" "I give the presentation three stars, I really do, but the pseudo meat, it's a little dry." " There you go." "All better." " Yum, yum, yum." "You know, I heard they were looking for a few good men, but I guess they'll take whatever they can get." " Hey, Dirk." " Kaitlin!" "Hey, honeybear, hi!" "What are you boys up to?" "Well, we were just congratulating these fine young soldiers here on their first day of duty." "You know me, Lieutenant Friendly." "Lieutenant Friendly here even volunteered to switch meals with me." "Oh, what a nice guy." "Yum, yum." "That is so good." "How's yours, Dirk?" "Oh, God." "Well, how was it?" "Always leading by example." " So, are we still going to the game?" " Oh, I..." "You bet we are!" "What game?" " There's a football game this weekend." " Really?" "These losers haven't won a game in years." "Come on, it's not about winning or losing." "It's about supporting your school." "You know what?" "You are so right, babe." "School spirit." "Okay, well I'm gonna get back to class." "Okay." "Bye." "All right, guess what, queerbait?" "You're officially on my bad side." "The team's a joke, but the concessions will probably buy me a new Humvee." "Right." "I take bigger hits than these guys for breakfast." "No, it's not the team's fault." " You guys, come on!" " They've got no inspiration." "It looks like the cheerleaders are asking for a little divine intervention." "I'll be right back." "Where you going, man?" "To fix this." "I have never seen such a sorry display in all my life." "I mean, where's the fire?" "Where is the intensity?" "And for God's sake, where are the tight ends?" "Your team needs you out there." "Okay, being a cheerleader isn't about pigtails and pompoms." "It's about standing by your team, even when they suck." "Especially when they suck." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Now, do you think you can do that?" " Yes." " Yes." "Do you think you can give it the old college try?" " Yes." " Yes." "Do you think maybe, just maybe, you can help those guys score?" " Yes!" " Yes!" "That's what I'm talking about." "But first, we're gonna have to make a few cuts." "Who knew our cheerleaders were hot?" "Who knew our cheerleaders were women?" "Hey, guys." "The girls have done their part." "Now it's your turn." "Oh, and they said that if you win this thing, they're throwing you a victory party." "Victory party, guys." "All right, let's go." "One, two, three..." " Coolidge!" " Coolidge!" "Come on!" "I know you can do it, now." "I tell you, I don't know whose idea it was, but these cheerleaders are grinding it harder than Juan Valdez." "What the..." "Sweet Jesus!" "Now, that's what I'm talking about!" "Watch your head!" "Guys, give me a ride." "Hey!" " School spirit?" " No, thanks." "How about a beer?" "In a bottle." "I shouldn't be here." "Hey, wait up!" "I'll walk you back to your dorm." "I'm sorry." "I just..." "I can't afford to do anything that might jeopardize" " getting into officer-training school." " Understandable." "I must seem like such a Goody Two-shoes." "No." "I was gonna say prude." "You know, you should read The Art of War by Sun Tzu." "He say, "All great warfare is based on deception." ""Offer the enemy bait to lure him." ""Feign disorder and crush him"." "Or her." "He also says we cannot enter alliances until we know the designs of our neighbors." "Good night." "You're not even going to let me escort you to your room?" "Now, what kind of a prude would that make me?" "Hey, where'd you come from?" "Broke out of your little cage, huh?" "What the hell?" "Oh, my God." "You're my new best friend." "Here's to you." "Colossus." " Hey." " Hey." "Hi!" "Great party." "Don't thank me." "Thank tequila." "What's up?" "Found your pants." "Van, I took your advice about shaving my excess body hair, and it worked." "She said I'd get laid tonight." " What's her major?" " Pre-law." " Get it in writing." " Hey, Van." "Hey, guys, guys, guys, I will get to all of you later, I promise." "Wow!" "Hey, big man on campus." " A blessing and a curse." " Van!" "Van, I need your help." " Calm down, Yu." " I meet girl in class, "berry" sexy." " Calm down, Yu." " I meet girl in class, "berry" sexy." "So I say she beautiful." "She say, "Get lost!"" "So I say she smart." "She say, "Get lost!"" "So I say, "I know Van Wilder," and she say, "Where your room?"" "Things heating up, but first I give her Connie ring ass." " Connie who?" " Connie ring ass!" " Ring ass?" " Ring ass!" " Cunnilingus!" " Oh, right!" "So next thing, she cry, she run out!" "Show me what you did." "Jesus, man!" "You're lucky you didn't send her to the fucking hospital." "Where did you learn that?" " Sex "crass"." " What sex "crass"?" "Now, sex is achieved when a male's sin stick is in, on, or in the same room as a female's hell hole." "Now, no matter what the woman says, the act of procreation should only last for a few seconds." "And remember, if it feels good, you're doing it wrong." "Professor Downs!" "There's an emergency phone call." " Your wife was in an accident." " Tell her I'll call her later." " And she totaled your Mustang." " That bitch!" " Class, turn to pages 20 to 22 and..." " Hello." "Wake up!" "My name is Professor Wilder." "I have BA, an MA and a PhD." "And I received a BJ from a double-D." "These are my teaching assistants." "Welcome to Sex 101." "This is hot." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "This is not." " No!" " No!" "Hand?" "Bad!" "We call this maneuver "flanking"." "Who can name this position?" " Yu." " Glass Bottom Boat!" "And this one." "Analingus!" " And that one." " Mississippi Kiss the Gypsy." "Spraying Mantis." "Horny Dancer." "Superman." "The Gizzard of Oz!" "That's my favorite." " Ladies." " Hello, hands, meet the glans." " And?" " Don't be daft, work the shaft." " Guys." " Don't be a twit, rub that clit." "You're learning!" "Now, remember, always practice safe sex." "But clean up after yourselves." "Condoms are like newspapers." "They may be filled with important stuff now, but you don't want them lying around tomorrow morning." "Write that down." "Miss Hayes." "I'll let it slide this time, but if you plan on being teacher's pet" " you really should stay after class." " Class?" "You're kidding, right?" "Nothing from that soft-core seminar would actually work in real life." "Okay, I give you tongue if you like." "The point is you put on a disgusting display of vulgar anatomy, crude stereotypes and dirty limericks." "Which you took copious notes on." "This is all a game to you." "It's a lot of smooth talk, and then it's wham, bam, thank you, Van." "Well, my father taught me, if it's something worth doing, it's worth doing right." "Well, my father taught me that the best things in life are worth waiting for." " Wait." " Catch you later, teach." "Van!" "Van!" "Okay, thank you, thank you." " I'm Yu." " I'm Dongmei." "You know, I am not sure what it is, but there is something in the air tonight." "Something called..." "Love, girl." "See, that's what the reggae music is all about." "Love and..." "Shrimp?" "Look at those." "Flamethrowers!" "Use the flamethrowers!" "Permission to come inside, sir?" "Kaitlin, you look like a..." "Tramp!" "That's what I feel like sometimes." "I mean, I know she has a boyfriend, but it's like..." "I'm sorry." "I shouldn't be boring you with all this." "Here." "I have a little surprise for us." "Sweet and sour." "Ready, aim, fire!" "Kaitlin, what's gotten into you?" "Let's just say I learned a few things in class today." "Kaitlin, I need my energy." "I have to pass that obstacle course in the morning." "I'll give you an obstacle." "Don't." "I am so glad you weren't busy tonight." "Go ahead." "God." "Put some of Professor Van's methods to the test last night?" "You wish." "What about you?" "I figured you'd be in Wilder Hall sucking beers with Susie Sorority." "Travel books." "I always had you pegged as more of a Soldier of Fortune girl." "Traveling's one of the reasons why I wanna be in the military." "To see the world." "You know, there are vacations that don't involve machine guns." "Oh, right." "Spring break in Mexico, winters in the Caribbean." "You probably spent summer in Amsterdam." "I think it's important to familiarize oneself with international tongues." " Life's just one big party, isn't it?" " Why shouldn't it be?" "Last time I checked, we only go around once, right?" "Unless you believe in reincarnation." "In that case, I wanna come back as a ThighMaster." "What?" "Hey!" "Wait up!" "You know, you could be a great leader if you just learned how to follow orders first." "Not a big fan of authority figures, actually." " Someone has father issues." " That makes two of us." " Excuse me?" " Come on." "The whole military routine, the tough exterior." "You don't know anything about my father or me." " You just see a uniform and..." " You just see a name on a building." "Well, why don't you surprise me?" "All right." "First of all, I've never even been in Wilder Hall." "And secondly, for someone who's so big on rules, here it is." ""Student undergarments should be as modest" ""and unrevealing as possible"." " So?" " So my sixth sense is telling me..." " You're a thong girl." " What?" "No, I'm not." " My sixth sense does not lie." " Well, it does this time." "And in the future, you might want to keep it, and the rest of your senses to yourself." "Some things are private, Private." "Corporal, I think it's time we take things to the next level." "I have waited so long to hear you say that." " What?" " Nothing, I..." "Eve!" "Jesus, you almost scared the courage out of me." "Hey, Dirk, I was just wondering if you could help me." " With what?" " I need to talk to God." "So go talk to him." "I'm busy." "I need to feel him inside of me." "Don't you wanna help me find God?" " Listen." "I don't know what you're on..." " Just fuck me!" "Get away from me, devil woman!" " Dirk!" " Faster!" "You get back here!" "Yes, I bought you toilet paper." "No, it's not quilted." "Golly!" "I won't ask if you don't tell?" "What the..." "Hey, put me down!" "Is this where you bring all the boys?" "Oh, yeah, you're a real comedian." "You like cracking your jokes, throwing your little parties, sticking your tongue in other people's property?" "Can someone get this guy a Tic Tac?" "Well, I got news for you, Mr. Cool Guy," "Mr. Rock 'n' Roll, Mr. Hot Crotch!" "Your party-boy bullshit has no place here at Coolidge." "And you're about to find out the hard way." "I wanna watch!" "This should teach you not to mess with my girl." "Hold him!" "Come on, Wilder." "Drink up!" "Had enough?" "You wouldn't happen to have a pale ale on tap, would you?" "Screw it." "How your face feel?" "Like a punching bag." "Maybe you should find another girl." "No, it's not just the girl, Farley." "Dirk and Reardon and all the rest of those Cro-Magnon crotch diggers need to learn they can't run this place like Guantanamo U." "Oh, man!" "Who's been feeding that dog corn again?" "Farley, get some gloves." "All right, girls!" "This is covert ops!" "I want it by the book!" "Now camo up!" "Let's go!" " Sir, yes, sir!" " Sir, yes, sir!" " Jesus, it smells." " Come on!" "Faster!" "Move!" "Yeah!" "Put it on!" "Mother of God!" "Sir, he's right." "It smells like..." "What do you want it to smell like?" "Roses?" "Put it on!" "All right, troops, one mile left." "Double time!" "Let's go!" " What happened to your face?" " I ran into a tool." "Oh, Dirk!" "Not now, honeybear, we're in the middle of covert ops!" " What's that smell?" " That smell?" " Yeah." " It's the smell of war!" "Well, it smells like crap." " Is that corn?" " Back to base showers now!" "Ran into a tool, huh?" " Wilder is dead!" " Dirk, what are you doing here?" " It's against the rules." " I don't care about the rules." " Now you sound like Van." " No." "No, no, no." "Don't you dare say that name to me!" "I don't even wanna..." "I don't even wanna hear that name!" " Dirk, calm down." " You're forbidden to see him again." "Excuse me?" "You can't tell me who to see." "Oh, you heard me, Corporal." "I don't want you to see him." "You don't talk to him." "Period!" "Or what?" "You'll beat him up again?" "He's not one of us, Kaitlin!" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Well, then, I don't wanna be one of us, either." "Get out, Dirk!" "Wait, what?" "You can't break up with me." "We have cuddle-wuddle time at 2100 hours." "Cuddle your gun." "Oh, and you can keep Major McHuggles!" "Where are the others?" "Just you and me today, soldier." "Figured you need a little one-on-one training." "You have 10 minutes to run the course." "Let's see if you can keep up." "Care to make it interesting?" "If I win, you have to let me take you out." "Nothing sexual, just a tour around campus." "And if you don't?" "I'll do latrine duty for a month." " You're on." " Great." "When do I start?" "You already have." "You're running out of time!" "I can't." "I don't have any..." "Come on." "You have 10 seconds." "Ten, nine, eight..." "Hey, Wilder!" "Do you want this, or what?" "I knew you had it in you." "Piece of cake." "Let me know if you find my right testicle." "Come on, milk dud." "I'll buy you an ice cream." "Mother!" "All right." "Look at 'em, Lieutenant." "Morons, listening to their retard rock." "Horn dogs, tongue-dancing, like cousins in a closet." "You see what's happening down there, don't you?" "Chaos, anarchy, ironic T-shirts." "I'm losing control, damn it, and I refuse to let that happen." "Do you know who's behind it, sir?" "I know who's behind it, all right." "It's that same rooster that's been sniffing around your hen house." "Looks like somebody needs another beating!" "Forget it." "Beating him up is like beating off." "It might feel good doing it, but in the end, we're just standing there with our dicks in our hands." " No." "We need something more." " I could..." "Beat up his roommate, sir." "God damn it, boy." "You stupid?" "Wait a minute." "Isn't his roommate that pothead?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Lieutenant, I have got an idea." "Milady, your chariot awaits." " How did you get this?" " Chuck lent it to me." "We go way back." "Thanks." "This is incredible." "You said you always wanted to see the world." "I thought we'd start with the tropics." "Oh, I almost forgot, the most important part." " What is it?" " It's my own concoction." " I call it the amputated leg." " Why?" "'Cause if you have more than one, you're flat on your ass." "Christ!" "Look at this place." "It's like a homo's paradise." " You want a cosmo?" " Put that down!" "Put it down!" "Get over here!" "Stupid ass." "You have the stuff?" "You have no idea where I had to hide this." "Put it over there in that plant thingy." "Technically, that's a variegated ficus." "It really..." "Yes, hello." "I'd like to report the possession of some illegal narcotics." "I can't believe I'm doing this, blowing off my homework, drinking and riding in a stolen vehicle, no less." "God bless America." "You know, what you've done here, it's pretty great." "Well, Farley's the one who scooped out the pineapple." "Shut up." "I mean here, this, Coolidge." "I don't know." "People seem happier." "That's because they're thinking for themselves." "They don't have some father figure telling them what to do." "Oh, back to the father issues." "You know a little bit about mine." " What about yours?" " Well, let's see." "My father's a sergeant." "His father was a sergeant." "He always wanted a son who was an officer." "Guess I'm just trying to get it half right." "Yeah, but the real question is, is this what makes you happy?" "Family makes me happy." "Tradition." "Tradition is something that keeps greeting-card companies in business." "I think at some point you gotta say, "I'm gonna do what I wanna do, Dad." ""So quit busting my balls"." "Yeah, I'll be sure to mention that when I have dinner with him this weekend." "You might wanna leave out the balls part." "We should have a toast." " To Coolidge." " To you." "To us." "Shall I take you home?" "Actually, there's something that I've heard about that I've been dying to see." "My God, it's huge." "Well, Farley and I both live here." "Yu uses the hot tub." "I think this is the bigger than some of the military housing I grew up in." "I think it's a lot like me." "Simple yet elegant." "Coarse but refined, and it could definitely use a woman's touch." "I've always wanted to do that." "The amputated leg strikes again." " Are your roommates around?" " I sent them to the movies." " So they'll be back soon." " I sent them to all the movies." "That's good." "With Dirk, I always felt like someone was gonna break down the door." "Don't move!" "Search the place." "Are you in some kind of trouble?" "Either that, or the library has seriously changed its overdue-book policy." "We got an anonymous tip that there are some illegal narcotics being hidden in the plant thingy." "There's nothing in the bag." "It's empty, sir." "False alarm." "You kids have a nice evening." "Oh, and don't forget to wrap it up." "What just happened?" "What wrong with Colossus?" "Damn, yo, that dog is mad blazed." "He must've eaten a whole pound." "Hey, don't be lookin' at me, man." "I keep my stuff right here." "Hydroponic." "You know, messing with me is one thing, but nobody screws my pooch." "It's Dirk." "It's gotta be." "He's trying to get even with me for breaking up with him." "You two broke up?" "Sorry to hear that." "I just can't believe he'd go this far." "I don't think he did." "I think old Dirky boy's playing Vanna to someone else's Sajak." "And now it's our turn to spin the wheel." "What do you mean, he wasn't arrested?" "We didn't find any drugs." "Officer, can you tell me why, at such a fine institute of higher learning, I'm surrounded by idiots?" " It's time for your massage, sir." " Send them in." "Get out." "You're incompetent." "One?" "I usually have two girls." "Me no disappoint." "Holy Schwarzkopf." "Oh, yeah." "Hairy, hairy chest." "I like it!" "Hairy, hairy chest." "I like it!" "Hello." "Is this Mrs. Reardon?" "Big, strong Gl." "You know, you Charlie ain't so bad." "Shame we had to beat you in 'Nam." " You want happy ending?" " Does an Arab shit in the sand?" " What's this?" " Not polite to watch, only to feel." "Why your soldier not stand at attention?" "It will, it will." "Very good." "This is something you'll like very much!" "I cannot wait very much." "Yeah." "Your soldier stand at attention now." " You likey, likey?" " Oh, yeah, yeah." " You ready for mouth massage?" " Bring it on." "Here it come." "Easy there, easy there." " Feel good?" " Watch it." "Watch Huck and Buck, there." "No touching." "That feels good." "That is so hot." "Charles!" "So dirty." "I promise I will never make you do anything like that ever again." "Given the events of this afternoon, there is only one thing in the world that I want." " A rabies shot, sir?" " No, God damn it!" "I want Wilder." "He's turned my wife against me, my school against me, he even turned my dog against me." "Wish we could just kick him out!" "There's gotta be some way I could just force him to leave." "Oh, I would love to see the look on his dad's face when he finds out his son is expelled." "I would love to see the look on Kaitlin's dad's face when he realizes that his daughter's new boyfriend isn't joining the Army." "Will you shut the hell..." " Whose dad?" " Kaitlin's." "Lieutenant!" "I've got it." "We are gonna finish Wilder." " And your former squeeze, too." " Yes, sir!" "In order to do that, I have a very important mission for you." "I need you to find me some skanks." "Well, I'm sorry Kaitlin, but it's your turn for guard duty." "No more special treatment." "Nothing personal, Corporal." "Just be there." "It's set." "You think you can get your friends to go along?" "They'll do whatever I tell them to do." "Awesome." "Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God." "Oh, Satan!" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Don't stop!" "Out of ammo." "Hand me your gun!" "Ten-hut!" "I taught him that." "What's wrong?" "It's Dirk." "He knew I was going to dinner tonight with my father, and he deliberately scheduled me for guard duty." "So don't go." "Van, guard duty isn't something you can just shrug off." "If you miss it, or screw up, it can ruin your career." "It's serious." "Which is exactly how the boys and I will treat it." " You're gonna do it?" " Hey, I know it's not toilets, but I think I can handle it." "What, don't you trust me?" "I trust you." "But we have dates tonight!" "Hot ones!" "Irving, trust me." "That sucking action is not realistic, no matter what it says on the box." "I mean real dates this time, Van!" "Hot ones." " Human females?" " Hot ones." "Tell you what." "They can come along." "Yes!" "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start!" "Now, what exactly are we guarding?" "You will not get inside Colonel Reardon's Humvee." "You do not touch the Humvee." "You do not look at the Humvee." "Then how are we supposed to guard them?" "You do not look at the Humvee!" "Now, this guard duty better come out smooth as a bran muffin shit, or somebody's gonna have their ass handed to 'em." "Any questions?" "Will you be the one doing the ass handling?" "Don't worry, Wilder." "Yours is coming." "I am really starting to like that guy." " So, how's college?" " It's great." "I'm taking a lot of interesting courses." "Military history, psychology..." "You know, Dirk called me the other day." "Said you had broken up with him." "Yeah, well," "I met somebody else." "He a military man?" "He respects the military." "Ladies." "Irving!" "You invited the "dick" girls?" "This is a bad idea." "Van, don't be such a dork." "Howdy, heathen." "Well, honey, with school and Dirk, and everything that's been going on around here," "I just wanna know one thing." "Are you..." " Yes, Dad." "I'm happy." " That's great." "But are you still on track for officer training school?" "Listen, guys." "Maybe we should slow down just a little bit." "I am Mars, god of war!" "Who amongst you shall engage in body shots?" "Hey, soldier!" "Wanna fuck?" "No." "Thank you." "I do anal." "Corporal Hayes." "As you were, as you were." "I was on the other side of the restaurant." "I didn't see you." "It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." "The pleasure's all mine, Sergeant." "I didn't realize Miss Hayes came from such good stock." "Well, hopefully she will climb a bit higher up the ladder than I did, sir." "I have no doubt, Sergeant." "Kaitlin is officer material all the way." "Her record is flawless." "Say, you're about done here." "I was just heading back to the base." "Would you like a tour?" "You could see your daughter's unit in action." "I don't think that's such a good idea." " I'd love to, sir." " Dad!" "I'm really proud of you." "Love to see it." "Come on." "Show off for your old man." "Let's go." " Please?" " Okay." " You're gonna enjoy this." " Thank you, sir." "Oh, you know what?" "I forgot my purse, so I'll meet you outside, okay?" " All right." " Okay." "You know what I wanna do to you?" "Leave me alone permanently?" "Hey, watch that!" "Hey, stop..." "Hey!" "No means no." "Come on, Van." "Pick up." "Miss Hayes." "Shall we?" "You're about to be very proud about what you'll see." "What in God's name..." "Kaitlin, this is your unit?" "For the last time, no!" "Van?" "You must be Kaitlin's father." "Corporal Hayes, I thought you were a better leader than this." "I thought you were officer material." "Do you understand what the consequences of this will be?" " Colonel Reardon, I..." " She will accept any punishment you deem fit, sir." "Wait." "I can explain." "Kaitlin, let me explain." " That a boy, Dirk." " My pleasure, sir." "Let's go, Kaitlin." "Now." "You're disgusting." "Call me." "You realize it's my duty to make a report of this." "Gonna put a pretty big stain on her pretty little record." "But it's about time you learn there are some people you don't fuck with." "What do you want from me?" "Isn't it obvious?" "I want you gone, out, quit." "Running home to Daddy with your tail between your legs." "What if I say no?" "Well, then I guess Miss Hayes' military career will be coming to a rather premature and ignoble end." "Tell you what." "Having some people over for dinner tomorrow night to discuss our annual war games." "Why don't you give me your decision then?" "Good seeing you." "A Wilder never quits." "So I said, "I've got some affirmative action for you." ""I can affirm that your dumbass kid won't be getting" ""any action at my school"." "Yo!" "Cap'n Crunch!" "I've made my decision." "I've decided we should settle this, once and for all." "Like men." "No more sneaking, no more backstabbing." "Let's just get it all right out in the open." "I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about." "You've got a problem with my father, a problem with my name, and that's too bad." "But I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around and let you and your little peons flush this school down the toilet and hurt the people I care about, because, even though you dragged her into this," "this has never really been about Kaitlin, who, on her worst day, will be a better officer than you ever were." "That girl's got bigger balls than you, me, and my freakish dog combined." "I have had enough of these little games, Wilder." "Get out." "Games?" "You wanna play games?" "How about one of your precious little war games?" "Loser leaves Coolidge." "For good." "What do you think about that?" "I think you're in for an old-fashioned ass-kicking, son." "If I was your son, I'd kick my own ass." "I'm sorry." "You're finished, Wilder." "Finished." "Miss Hayes, in light of Mr. Wilder's behavior" "I am going to remove last night's incident from your record, and I am giving you my official recommendation for officer training school." "Thank you, sir." "But I'm afraid I'll have to decline." "The officer training school only accepts those who have received the most honorable training." "Your name on my recommendation would render me ineligible." "In other words, sir, go fuck yourself!" "Kaitlin!" "Kaitlin." "I blew it, Dad." "I'm so sorry." " He's right." " What?" "Kaitlin, I wanted you to be a soldier." "I still do." "But if getting there means having to march in a line that's crooked, then it ain't worth a damn." "You don't join the Army to follow." "You join it to lead." "And the only way to lead is to do what's right." "That's my girl." "None of this is gonna work." "We need a man who actually knows what the hell he's doing." "How about a woman?" "Kaitlin, I swear to God, I never touched her." "Okay?" "It was man rape." "Save it." "I only wanna know one thing." "Are you ready to enter an alliance, neighbor?" "It seems he is." "Okay, enough of the soft stuff." "Reardon's got us outnumbered five to one, so there's no way we can take him head on." "We're gonna fight him on our own terms." "What do we do?" "We do the only thing you guys know how to do." "We have fun." "Anyone who loses an armband will be considered captured." "Whoever captures the other team's general wins." "Reardon's Raiders, who's your general?" "Charles Stonewall Reardon, sir!" "Your team will wear the yellow bands." "Team Maverick, who's your general?" "That would be me." "How's it hanging, Chuck?" "You miss me?" "Hey." "Your team will wear the orange bands." "The game begins when you hear the siren." "I hope you're prepared, gentlemen." "Someone's going home today." "All right, let's listen up." "First squad, take the left flank, past the lake." "Second squad, right flank." "Third squad, head on." "And our recon team, well, let's just say they have a head start." "Lieutenant Arnold will stay with me." "Corporal Benedict, you'll guard the Humvee." "All right, men, there's the siren." "Now, let's get these bastards!" " Raiders!" " Raiders!" "Colonel, we got recon on the radio for you." "Recon, report." "Can you see their base?" " I have a visual, sir." " What's going on?" " Shots, sir." " Jesus Christ, they're firing at us?" "No, sir." "Jell-O shots." "I repeat, Jell-O shots." "They've got the blast!" " They've got explosives?" " No, sir." "The Jell-O shots with a blueberry blast." "It's my favorite, sir." "What the hell's he talking about?" "Sounds like they're having a goddamn..." "Party!" "So, where did all this sand come from?" "Thank Sheik Mohammad." "Who?" " How we doing?" " We're up." "Give Reardon the feed." "Recon report." "Sir." "Something's happening with the monitor." "Testing, testing, check, check, hello." "I'm sorry, they can't come to the phone right now." "Would you like to leave a message?" "How the hell did you eliminate my men?" "Chuck, "eliminate" is such an ugly word." "Van Wilder rules!" "You tell first squad to move in." "And have Benedict on standby with my Humvee." "Corporal Benedict!" "Yes, sir!" "Stand by for deployment." "Yes, sir." "You heard him!" "Stand by for deployment!" "That way!" "Hey, guys!" "Come skinny-dipping!" "What the hell?" "I seen this in a porno once." " Have you seen this before?" " Don't be scared." "Jump in, baby." "Wait for me!" "First squad, report!" "Report, damn it!" "Sorry about your troops, Chuck, but they decided to make love, not war." "Son of a bitch." "Gotta conga." "Hello!" " Sir, we found their general." " I hooked myself into a sand trap." "Well, don't just stand there, capture him, you jackass!" "Grab him!" "Give me the armband, General." "I told you it was a sand trap." "Ladies." "I still got it." "Well, did they get him?" "Not exactly." " Permission to get angry, sir." " Denied." "Denied!" "Wet your whistle?" "Where the hell is third squad?" "They should've been there by now." "Hey, Chuck!" "I just wanna let you know, third squad took a little detour." "God damn you, Wilder!" "Well, what are you doing just standing there?" "Why don't you pussies get out there and get me Van Wilder?" " Go!" " Get out there!" "Move!" "Move!" "I can't feel my hair anymore, man." "That means it's working." "I wouldn't go any farther if I were you." "Yeah, who's gonna stop us?" "You?" "Exactly." "Is that all you've got?" " I'll go after them, sir." " No!" "Get me Corporal Benedict." "We'll take the Humvee and run right over 'em." "You're a genius." "Corporal Benedict." "Corporal Benedict!" "Dirk, have I ever told you I love you, man?" "We all love you." "Yeah!" " What?" " It's so soft, sir." "Have you felt the helmets?" "Rub your helmet with me, it's so soft." "You fucking fruitcake!" " What was that?" " Don't ask, don't tell." "Okay, Chuck." "We got your boys." "Why don't you and little Dirky surrender and join the party?" "Never." "Surrender?" "Surrender?" "I'd rather see my uncle naked again." "It was an accident." "If you want me, Wilder, you have to come and get me." " Shall we?" " Let's." "Get out there and stop them!" "Now!" "Go!" "He's a little pissant!" "Let me go with you." "Sorry, Dad, but this is one fight I need to finish on my own." " Go get him." " Let's do it." "There's the base!" "Kaitlin." "I knew you'd come back for me." "What do you say?" "I go high, you go low?" "No." "This asshole's all mine." "Go." " You sure?" " Yep, I got it." "Come to papa, honeybear." "You got nothin'." " I could do this all day." " That'd be a first." "Your hair smells really nice." "What is that, Essence of Traitor?" " Not so fast." " Chuck." "Get up." "Hot stuff." "You smell good." "Wish you fought this hard in the bedroom." "See, this is why women will never make it in the military." "You got nothing between your legs." "Shit!" "Yeah?" "Well, that makes two of us, honeybear." "Nice BB gun." "I got one just like it at home." "Maybe not." "Let me tell you what's wrong with you Wilders." "You think you can change the world just because people like you." "Well, here's a tip, son, people are like cockroaches." "You crush a few, the rest will scatter." " I'm sorry, what?" "I was texting." " Funny." " I'm sorry, what?" "I was texting." " Funny." "But the last laugh is mine." "God damn dog!" "Like I said, nobody screws my pooch." "Sit!" "Good boy." "Orange team wins!" "Wilder, this isn't over." "And if you think I'm quitting, you are screwed in the head." "Hey!" "Listen up!" "I am doubling security!" "And I am rewriting the rule book!" "I'm gonna make the old Coolidge look like Candy Land!" "And you can't stop me." "No." "But he can." "Thomas, what the hell are you doing?" "You can't side with him." " He's not one of us." " You made your bed, soldier." "Now you're gonna have to sleep in it." "Officer!" " Get him out of here." " Hey, I'm not going anywhere." "Remember who stamps your paycheck." " Are you resisting arrest?" " You're damned right I am!" "Thank you." "This is for putting up with your bullshit." "And this is for denying my kid's admission." "How affirmative is that action, bitch?" "Corporal, those were about some of the most outrageous tactics I've ever seen." "I'll be sure to note that in my recommendation for officer training school." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I believe I'll engage in a body shot." "I'm proud of you, Son." " Hey." " Hey." "Van, I'd like you to meet Stephen Walker, my head of security." "Mr. Wilder, I'm hereby tendering my resignation for this assignment." "Very good." "It's been the utmost pleasure working with you, sir." " Yeah." " Great work, Steve." "I'll see you back at the office, all right?" "Good." " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" " So, what do you think?" " About what?" "Oh, I think you've proven yourself here." "Wanna come to work with me?" "Actually, I've been giving it a lot of thought, and I've decided to stay in school." "A smart man once told me that tradition is something you just don't break." "Write that down." "Let's go." " So, you wanna get out of here?" " And miss the party?" "Trust me." "There'll be more." "Wait, where's that batti boy, Dirk?" "Sir, I don't mean to alarm you, but something's about to come up." "What do you mean, something's about..." " Stand down, Corporal!" " I can't." "Stand..." "Remember when I said the best things in life are worth waiting for?" " Yeah." " I think I've waited long enough." "Van!" "Van, what are you doing?" "Put that away." "You're insane." "Not here." "Now, all this stuff you've heard about Coolidge not wanting to party is a lot of doggy dung." " Stand down." " I can't." "I'm flanking your ass." "Do you have any poison?" " You're tearing it." " Oh, my God." "I'm gonna need stitches." "With some testosterone-pumping, pituitary-fucking Neanderthal, well, then, they are 100..." "Fuck me." "Fuck, that scared me!" " Let's fuck!" " That's weird." "Okay." "Take her shirt off, grab the boob." "Cut!" "It's a challenge to..." "Now, I'm not saying this is gonna be easy." "Some of us may fall, so that all of us may ball." "Oh, easy there, easy." "Those are big, old colonel balls, honey." "This a new experience for you?" "Yeah." "I usually use my old balls." "Big old, colonel, big, round, colonel balls." "Hey, when I'm off camera, I'm just gonna show 'em my old balls!" "You gotta admit, though, this is kind of romantic." "Hey, watch those teeth." "Or take 'em out before you do anything." "Who's my big, bad boy?" " I'm your big, bad boy." " There you go." "Oh, God." "I haven't been this uncomfortable since Catholic school." ""Feel good, yeah?" Feels good." "That's how you'd say it, but I say "feels good"." "You know my spot, Lieutenant." "Holy shit!" "That thing pops!" "College is a team." "It lives, eats, drinks, and if you're lucky, humps, as a team." "I love the smell of gasoline in the morning." "Yummy, yum, yeah." "You wanna go back to my house and eat some yogurt and watch Mean Girls?" "Yeah, Mean Girls is all right, but the guy in it sucks." "I think he's dreamy." "He scheduled me for guard duty." "What?" "So, you wanna go back to my house, grab a bottle of shiraz" " and maybe flip on The Hills?" " No." "I hate those bitches." "He knew I was going to dinner tonight with..." "I think Brody Jenner's your competition for Jaw Line of the Year." "I just..." "I'm gonna jerk off right here." "Pull it out, and just jerk off right in front of you." "Is that okay?" "You lick my dick 'cause you like taste." "Turn around, turn around." "You motherfucker, asshole dick-licker!" "I've got 13 Going on 30." "I've seen it." "I'll watch it again." " Ruffalo's bomb." " Yeah, he's awesome in that." "You asshole dick-licker!" "Could be like this." "You and me always." "What do you say, once we get loose, we find a little pup tent and fuck for a week?" "Robert Levy's not paying me enough to show my penis." " Is that sweat?" " No, that's pre-cum." "You gotta eat dirt before you drink champagne." "Sometimes you have got to stand up as a man before you can lie down with a woman." "You gotta get your guard on before your hard-on." "Nothing?" "You know..." "Hold on a second." "Wait." "Hold on." "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "Nothing." "You already told her twice." "Hand me your gun." "I can't quit you." "" ThE EnD ""

"I'm gonna miss him, too." "He was so cute with his fedora and his Hush Puppies." "Every day, the fedora and the Hush Puppies." "If he just would have added some pants." " Mom." " Sorry, I'm just trying to lighten the mood." "'Cause you wouldn't want a downer funeral." "Okay, we're being serious now." "You remember every Tuesday, Stan came to the Independence Inn for lunch?" " I remember." " And it was a total waste because... he couldn't eat dairy, or salt, or meat." "So he basically just came in every week for a salad with no oil... no mushrooms." "He hated mushrooms." "I hate mushrooms, too." "Oh, here you go." "You know... he called last week and made the first lunch reservation at the Dragonfly." " He did?" " Don't cancel it." "No, of course not." "We'll save a seat for Stan." "Save him a seat." "You'll find the mourners' Kaddish on page 453." ""May His illustrious name become increasingly great and holy"" "Hey, did you ever notice that in Stars Hollow, death comes in fives?" "Do not try to lighten the mood." " I'm not." "It's true." " It is?" "Yeah." "Last year, Chester Thompson..." "Sara Merriman, Fran, and the Dublin twins." "That's right." "The year before, Chuck O'Mishner, Santo Perez Jr., Santo Perez "Sr... "" "Perry Lewis and Charlie Slater." "You're right." "And now, Pinochle Downs, Mr. Angelotopolis..." " Mrs. Krenz." "... and Stan." "Wait a minute." "That's only four." "It is only four." "That means the fifth hasn't happened yet." ""Blessed, praised, glorified, exalted"" "Number five could be in this room right now." " Oh, no." " What?" " Hank Krutzman." " Hank Krutzman?" "Why would it be Hank Krutzman?" " Because he's 110." " Hank's 110?" "No." "Why would you say that?" "'Cause that's the age you say when someone's really old." " I don't." " What age do you say?" "I say the age they are, otherwise I would seem cruel and insensitive." "Fine." "The point is, he is very, very old." "Well that doesn't make him number five." " I don't know." " Hank Krutzman." " He was such a happy guy." " He had such a good life." " He owned those horses." " He loved his golf." " Stop." " What?" "You guys just eulogized Hank." "He's not even dead yet." "At this time..." "I would like to call up Stan's dear friend and fellow Rotary Club member..." "Rev. Skinner." " Okay, but if we do think it's Hank." " We don't think it's Hank." " Why not?" " Because if we think it's Hank... and something happens, and it turns out to be Hank, then we caused it." " She's right." " It's not Hank." "So let's just focus on Stan because he's dead... and we had nothing to do with it." " Fine." " Right." "My good friend Stan Green lived here for 56 years." "He loved this town with its friendly people, charming stores... and beautiful church bells." "Now many of you don't remember the church bells." "They fell into disrepair about 20 years ago and have been quiet ever since." "But Stan remembered those bells... and it was his wish that they ring out over Stars Hollow once again." "So he generously bequeathed the funds to make that dream come true." "We're going to restore the bells in honor of our dear friend Stan... and every time they ring, we'll think of him." " He will be missed but never forgotten." " Oh, Stan." "Thank you, Reverend." "Now, please join us in saying goodbye at the cemetery." " That's so sweet." " Yeah." "Do you remember the bells?" " No, it was before my time." " Me, too." " Sounds great." " They were fantastic." "One of my most romantic memories happened during those bells." " Your first kiss?" " Sure, okay." " Oh, no." "Hank!" " Hank, are you all right?" " He's okay." " Thank God." "We're gonna be very stressed out for the rest of Hank's life." " Serves us right for making him the fifth." " We did not make him the fifth." " We don't have that power." " We just speculated." "That's it." "For all we know, anyone could be the fifth." "That's right, it could be anyone." "Taylor or Reggie or Andrew or Kirk." "It's going dark!" "We are the Witches of Eastwick." " Yeah." " Perfect." "That middle-A drum roll was awesome!" " So keep it?" " Keep it." "Zack, you seem less than thrilled." "Yeah, man." "You look like my seven-year-old... when she's all grumpy-puss." " Look, far be it for me to complain." " Since when?" " Don't be a putz." " But you complain a lot." "I just think we're a little too on the beat, that's all." " Too on the beat?" "That's crazy." " How can we be too on the beat?" " We should be off the beat?" " Sorry I brought it up." "Let's just play perfectly on the beat and add a laser show and a flute and... be prog rock, if that's what you want." "We're just trying to figure out what you mean." "So we're too perfect?" " I think." " Are we practicing too much?" "We don't practice too much, we're just good." "I don't want to sound all fake and computerized." "I don't want to be *NSYNC." " *NSYNC?" "What's that?" " *NSYNC is one of those sucky boy bands." "I'm rock and roll." "I don't know anything about boy bands." "I don't, either." "I've just read about them, okay?" "You read about *NSYNC?" "Are they like a guilty pleasure for you or something?" "If we're getting confessional and all, I kind of like Simon and Garfunkel." "I have this thing for Fleetwood Mac..." "I'm embarrassed to say." " Sarah McLachlan." "So, *NSYNC?" " I'm not into *NSYNC!" "I just read a lot about music, and I've read about them." "And I don't read, I skim." "Hey, as far as the beat goes, we could loosen things up a bit." "I mean, I know I can." "That's all I'm saying." "A little more Stones, a little less Kraftwerk." "Are we taking a break now?" "I gotta make a call." "Yeah, let's take a break." " You're so mean to him." " No, I'm not." "He knows exactly who you're talking about, and he's so nice." "Yeah, I mean, he comes early, he brings sandwiches from his shop." "Never an Italian sub with pickles, which is what I like, I must say." "I would rather you gave me the hard time, instead of Gil... since I'm the one who let him in the band." "We all let him in." "We're a democracy." "We all let him in the band." "Fine!" "We all let him in, so we should all remember that." "You guys are not gonna believe this, not in a million years." " Xander won his soccer match?" " No." "That's at 4:00 tomorrow." "We, the band, are booked... at CBGB's." " We're what?" " Dude, we have a gig at CBGB's." " CBGB's in New York?" " No, in Hackensack." "Joke, dudes." "The one in New York." " Oh, my God!" " Gil, come on." "Are you serious?" "Dude, I am always serious about rock and roll." "How did this happen?" "My buddy Pete works sound there." "I got him a tape, he slipped it to the booker." "Bam!" "We're in." " Holy bam." " I need my inhaler." "It's not a great slot." "It's 1:00 on a Tuesday night." " Who cares?" "It's CBGB's." " The Ramones started there." "Blondie, Sonic Youth, Television, Talking Heads, the list goes on and on." "I said yes." "It's okay to say yes?" "I guess it's okay." " It sure is pretty, isn't it?" " Yes, it is." " I love the first snow of the year." " I know, me, too." "Although this isn't the first snow of the year." " It isn't?" " No." " What happened to the first snow?" " I had a philosophy final." "Right." "Yeah." "And the second snow of the season was on Wednesday." " I had my walk-through of the inn." " So this is the third snow of the season." " Fourth, the third was on Saturday." " Why didn't you call me?" " It happened in the middle of the night." " You still could have called me." " In the middle of the night?" " Yes." "You want me to call you at Yale in the middle of the night to say:" ""Drive 20 miles to stand in the snow with Mommy?"" " Yes." " And then we take... the Craziest Mother-Daughter title from Judy and Liza." " So fourth snow of the season." " Yep." " Still pretty." " Yes, we are." " They fixed the bells." " Stan." "See, if we'd taken our traditional first-snow-of-the-season walk..." " we wouldn't have heard the bells." " Bless our oppressive schedules." " I have to go drop something off at Lane's." " I have to drop something off at Luke's." "What?" "I'm just dropping off some stuff and a few things, and I need coffee." " I'll meet you there." " Hurry." "We can come back out for the bells in half an hour." "Order me some coffee, a muffin, and onion rings." "Look what I passed on to the next generation." " Eating habits from Hades." " Love that DNA." "Pursue an interview with a distinguished leader... with great influence on the community, state, or nation." "That sounds like it should be interesting." "Who should we interview?" " Jordan?" " Pastor Cho's available." "Yes, Pastor Cho would be interesting... and convenient, since his house is right on campus." "Okay, good option in Pastor Cho." "Any other suggestions?" " Assistant Pastor Eric?" " Yes, Assistant Pastor Eric." "Also a fine idea." "He lives next door to Pastor Cho." " Anyone like to think outside the clergy?" " Why?" " Pastor Cho did it last year." " Pastor Cho does it every year." "Then perhaps Pastor Cho might like a rest." " Then it would be Assistant Pastor Eric." " Hey, I have an idea." "How about we send a letter to Bill Clinton?" " It's a long shot, but you never know." " Bill Clinton?" " Yeah." " But Pastor Cho's expecting our call." "Unless he's sick, in which case it would be Assistant Pastor Eric." " Yes, but I..." " Lane, Rory is here to see you." " Rory, hi and bless you." " Lane, hi and thank you." "Rory, this is Andy, Sara, Jill, Marla, and Jordan." "Nice to meet you all." "I didn't mean to interrupt." "I just wanted to return your book and get another." "Of course, I'll be right back." " Please hurry, the tea is almost ready." " I will." " So how'd you like it?" " It's great." "I burned a copy for my mom." "You know, It's people like you who are destroying the music industry." "Oh, now, Britney's gotta shoulder some of the blame." "Let me see." "How about the New Pornographers?" "Sold." "It's quite a lively bunch you've got down there." "Yeah, I'm kind of worried." "All those breakables." "What are you working on?" "The usual." "How to avoid any contact with the outside world." "Those guys must really be screwing up the curve." "Yes." "It's annoying." "However, today, I could care less... because today, all I can think about is the gig." "I mean, I can't believe it." "I'm actually gonna be on stage at CBGB's!" "I know, but how are you gonna get there?" "I will get there." "As we speak, I am working on the perfect alibi." "What have you got so far?" "Mama, may I run something past you?" " That's it." " I like it." "I was originally gonna start with "can I run something past you" but..." "I thought the "may I" added a certain level of respect." "I agree, however, you now need to add an excuse." "I've come up with lots of mid-afternoon and evening alibis but... so far, no 1:00 a. m." "Alibis." "You can always tell your mom that you're sleeping over at my dorm." "She knows they're co-ed." "By the way, she's praying for you." " So you wanna borrow the new Sparks?" " Please." "How about this?" "Tell your mom that you're taking an astronomy class... and you have to go on a field trip to look at the stars." "There are no astronomy classes at Adventist College." " That would imply the universe is old." " Not a lot of loopholes in your world?" "I'll come up with something." "My entire life has been a training session for this very event." " I have faith in you." " Thank you." "Wait!" "Getting a little sloppy there." " Lane, your classmates are waiting." " Sorry, Mama." "I gotta go." "Thank you for the book." "Bye, Mrs. Kim." "Wait!" ""Jane:" "One Woman's "Harrowing Journey to God. "" " Good choice." " Thank you, ma'am." "Smart move jumping on my band wagon with the..." " International Relations Association." " Like I had a choice." " What?" " You dragged me here, Paris." "You'll thank me when you interview for grad school in a few years... and find your waifish looks aren't quite as charming." "Whatever that means." "These kind of clubs look good on your resume." "You know what else looks good?" "Passing your classes." "No one studies more than you do." "You're fine." "Now, remember to argue." "Even if you have nothing to say or add, be vocal." "Very few people in life listen to what anyone else says anyhow." " It's all about volume." " Can I ask why you're so... interested in international relations?" "You're premed." "It's critical to step out of one's major and experience our world's sweeping expanse." " Plus, a certain fellow told me about it." " Okay, enough with that." " This is too much." " What?" " Our advisor, Professor Freedman." " You know her?" "Of her." "Her daughter was busted last spring by New Haven Police... for growing pot in their basement, right during harvest season." " Strangely, it never made the papers." " How do you know about it?" " A certain fellow told me." " I've got to stop asking questions." " Luke." " Yeah, Kirk." " What time is it?" " I'm not saying, Kirk." " Why not?" " 'Cause I just told you 30 seconds ago." "More like 45 seconds if you add in all the bickering." "3:58." " Only two minutes until the bells." " Unless, of course, I'm fast." " You're cruel at times, Luke." " Only when poked with a stick." " Coffee, big cup, and hello." " Lorelai, what time do you have?" " Do not tell him." "He already knows." " I do not." "If you just wait for the bells, then you'll get to hear them... then you'll know what time it is." "Actually, that's not true." "The other day, I stood too close to the bells, and they rang so loud... that there's now a persistent ringing in my ears." "Now I can't tell the church bells from the Kirk bells." " Did you go to the doctor?" " Yes, he says I have tinnitus." "I looked it up on the web at Celebrities Who Share Your Disease... and found that William Shatner is likewise afflicted." "Really?" "Kirk and Capt. Kirk?" "The irony wasn't lost on me." "Was that them?" "Relax, the church bells will be the loud, obnoxious ones." " Somebody doesn't like bells." " Not everyone likes bells." " No." "Actually, they do." " They enjoy the constant interruptions... in conversations, the monotonous drone of the same tones hour after hour?" "Yes, can you believe it?" "These are the same freaks who also like sunsets... and the moon, and the stars." "What are the paint chips for?" " I'm just doing some painting." " Really?" "You mean, you're not gonna collect and trade them amongst your friends?" " What are you painting?" " Our apartment." "You and I, we're getting an apartment?" "No." "Me and Nicole, we're getting an apartment." " That's great." "When?" " When what?" " When are you getting an apartment?" " Three weeks ago." " Three weeks." "You moved already?" " Yes." " Wow!" "So, where is the apartment?" " Litchfield." " You moved to Litchfield?" " Yes." " Three weeks ago you moved to Litchfield?" " Yes." " Litchfield is another county." " Yes." "Three weeks ago you moved to another county?" " Were you gonna mention this to me?" " Sure." " When?" " When it came up." " When it came up?" " Yeah." "So if I hadn't asked for the next 20 or 30 years, and I sent a fruit basket upstairs..." " you never would have gotten it?" " It's not that big a deal." " It's not like we tell each other everything." " No, of course we don't." "I mean, I tore my panty hose this morning, and I didn't tell you about it." " Oh, wait." "I guess I just did." " You know now, right?" " Yeah, right." " Look, nothing's changed." "Yeah, nothing's changed, except you don't live here!" " So what?" " So I don't even have your phone number." " I'll give you my phone number." " I don't even know what you live in." " An apartment, a trailer, a bat cave." " A townhouse." "A townhouse?" "Sure, because when I look at you, I think "common driveway. "" "It's fine." "You'll come over and see it eventually." "Will I come over?" "Because me coming over implies we're friends." " We are friends." " No." "We're not friends." "Friends tell each other at least the most basic things... like where you live and when you moved away." "I thought we were friends, but I guess we're not." " Where are you going?" " I can't say." "Lorelai!" "Damn bells!" "This is the tragedy that results when your mom leaves town... leaving your dad in charge of the care package." "Cling peaches in light syrup." "They make rice crispy treats in foil packs now." "How hard is that?" "Want your smile back?" " Pork Top Ramen." " For that, you share your care package." "Fine." "My mom doesn't bake, but she knows people who do." "This makes great packing material." "Look, the guy over by the vending machine." " Two thumbs up." " That is my friend Josh's roommate..." " William." " Hello, Your Highness." " I'm seriously debating a move here." " Nakedness tends to work." "I met him at this party this weekend." "He's pretty cool and funny." "He tells a story about a girl in this dorm." "She doesn't even know him." "She comes up and starts talking to him, and he's talking to her... just to be nice, but she thinks he's into her or something." "So three seconds later, she asks him out." "Of course, he said no, but I guess to her, no doesn't mean no... so now she's showing up everywhere he is." "He calls her his adoring fan." "Did he say who it was?" "Someone cranked up the karaoke machine right then." "So, no." "No names." "But his impression of her asking him out... all flitty eyelashes and "look how hot I am" is hilarious." "Intrigue." "Psycho-girl in the dorm." "I wonder who it can be." "So now that he lives in Litchfield, what's that supposed to mean?" " According to Luke, nothing." " What about the diner?" "He said the diner's fine." "Everything's fine." "He's gonna continue working here even though he's living there?" "Apparently, he'll go from being grumpy Luke to grumpy commuter Luke." "Luke plus road rage." "There's a healthy combination." " What do you think of that sconce?" " It's too British." "I swear, he should work for the CIA." "He gives away nothing, absolutely nothing." " I have friends there." " What?" "Where?" " The CIA." " No, you don't." ""Yes... " You didn't mean the Culinary Institute of America?" " No." " Okay, then." " What about this?" " No, too Spanish." "Three weeks he's been living there, and not a single word." "And he looked at me like I was completely insane to be upset." " What about this one?" " Too German." " How can a sconce be too German?" " It's shaped like a knackwurst." "It is not." "It is." "Why would they do that?" "Maybe I am insane." "What's the big deal?" "Just because I go in there... for coffee every day, that doesn't make us friends." " You are friends." " But I thought we were... friend friends, and apparently we're just coffee friends." "I buy the coffee, and he's my friend." "It's like a dog and a liver treat." "If you have a liver treat the dog'll like you." "That's us." "Are you the dog or the liver treat?" "I was the liver treat, and I thought I was a collar... or at least a really cute leash, and I'm not." "I want to chime in and be supportive, but I don't know what you're talking about." "I'm talking about nothing." "Never mind." "I'm coming, cookie." " What's the matter?" "Is he hungry?" " No, it's the bells." " The bells aren't ringing." " No, but they're about to." " He's crying in anticipation of the bells?" " He hates them." "At first, he just cried when they rang." "Now he knows their schedule." "That's terrible." "Believe me, the 5:00ers are the worst." " I know." " Poor thing." "Sookie, look it's Luke." "What's he doing?" "He's shoveling my walk." "He's good." "I'll be right back." "You missed a spot." "This is really nice, Luke." "Can we fight again?" "'Cause I need my rain gutters cleaned." "You think everything is your business." "Everything is about you." "Well here's a news flash:" "Some things are not about you." " Why are you yelling at me?" " Lf I want to move in with Nicole..." " it concerns her and me, and that is it." " Yeah, I know." "It does not concern you." "It is none of your business." "I don't have to tell you anything!" "And you do not have the right... to make me feel guilty because I didn't tell you anything." "I wasn't trying..." "I've been tying my own shoes since I was four..." "I've been repairing my own car since I was 14... and I have been making my own decisions since I could crawl!" " What does that have to do with anything?" " I owe you nothing!" " Fine!" " Nothing!" "And shovel your walk!" "It is a safety hazard, and you can't... just walk past it and ignore the fact that the snow is up to your ass!" " You've got my shovel!" " I loaned it to you three years ago!" "When you boil it down, isn't the whole Israeli-Palestinian problem... a case of sibling rivalry?" " Follow up." " The Old Testament." "It's all there." "Israelis are descendents of Abraham and Sarah." "Arabs are the descendents of Abraham and his maid, Hagar." "So Israelis and Arabs both have the same dad... and both want to be the great nation God promised Abraham." "They might as well fight over who gets the TV remote." "Your biblical facts are accurate, Paris, but your argument... disregards the complexities of the past 4,000 years." "I know, research takes time." "At least I don't worry about Cheech growing Thai stick in the rec room." " What?" " Nothing." "Okay." "Anyone else?" "It's just a power struggle, nothing mysterious." " Follow up?" " Who wins in this game?" "In whose best interest is it to keep the kids fighting?" "Right." "Like there's some all-powerful entity manipulating... the entire population of Israel." "There's a good thought process for you." " Excuse me?" " It's more complex than that." " But if you disregard power..." " That's not what I said." "Maybe if you sat up straight you could hear a little more clearly." "Decorum, people." "Israel is made up of over 6 million individuals... each with a unique view on the situation." "You know something about a unique view of a situation, don't you?" " I guess." " Because propaganda... and the spreading of blatant, heinous, ridiculous lies... can cause more damage than guns, bombs or any sort of weaponry." "Personally, if I'm in an alley with Osama, I'd rather he was armed... with a blatant, heinous lie than an Uzi." "That's because you're an idiot." "You didn't look scary when you came in here." " Oh, yeah?" "Give me back my pencil." " Okay, you two." "Let's take a cooling-off period and hear from someone else." "Sara, your thoughts on this." " I'm starving." " Order a pizza." " No." "It's snowing." "They won't deliver." " Then go to Al's." " It's curry night!" " China Charlie's sounds pretty good." " I hate Chinese." " Since when?" " Since tonight." " You're acting like a 4-year-old." " I don't care." "I'm bored." " This is stupid." "Just go to Luke's." " No way." " Come on." "You guys always fight." " Not like this." " And then you make up." " No, I'm not going to Luke's." " You're gonna starve to death." "Fine." "I will starve to death because I'm not gonna reward bad behavior." " Is there something in the fridge?" " Nothing edible." " There's Beefaroni." "You like Beefaroni." " I'm not in the mood for Beefaroni." " Mom, you have to do something." " I need a suggestion." " Have you read "The Bell Jar?"" " Not funny." " You know what?" "You're on your own." " No." "Come on." "I have to study, and you're in your stubborn mood." "I sat up all night when you had the chicken pox." "I held your hand... so you couldn't scratch your face and scar your perfect skin." "You look that way because of me." " Good night, Mom." " But the chicken pox." "Beefaroni." "It's calling you." "Shut up!" "One and two and three and four." "Ignore the bells." "Stay on the beat." "The bells just screw it all to hell." "And one and two and three and four." "And one "and... " One and two and three and four "and... "" " You want to help me break the bells?" " I'll get my toolbox." " I'll just be a second." " Okay." " Got it." "Let's go." " Right behind you." " Hey!" " Sorry, Zack." "Anything immobile is fair game." " I'm so hyped." " Me, too." " Did you find Blondie anywhere?" " No, I think they repainted at some point." "Repainting is so not rock and roll." "You have seriously gotta stop that." " Sue me." " Here are the Strokes!" "Yawn." "You almost done?" "You've been tuning for a half-hour." " Almost." "Jeez, I'm nervous." " You're shaking like the Pope." " Do it for me." " Fine." " So do we get to sign the wall?" " We are signing the wall." "It's the whole reason to be in the band." "That and the loose chicks." " Here are the Strokes again." " Yeah, they're over there, too." "They're overexposed, even on walls." "Hey guys, bad news." "I'm gonna have to bump you." " What?" " What does that mean?" "It means you're bumped." "You're not playing." " We'll reschedule, okay?" " Drag!" " Guess I can stop tuning." " No, don't stop tuning." "I don't get this." "Why are we being bumped?" "There's like two people out in the audience." "They're born again or something." "They're not even drinking." "I'll get them drinking." "I'm good at working around religious mandates." " Older couple?" " Yeah." "That's my parents." "They don't drink." "We'll just play for Brian's parents." "That's fine with us." " This is unbelievable." " Look, guys, it happens." " I'm sorry." "We're playing tonight." " To an empty room?" "Every band plays to empty rooms at some point." "They can be some of the most classic gigs." "I've already sent people home." "The doorman, the waitresses." "You don't need them." "There's no one out there." " The sound guy." " We don't need sound." "It's not up to you." "We'll reschedule, okay?" " Nice going, dude." " Don't dump on Gil." " Excuse me." "We're not done." " I think we are." "We're not just little gnats that you can flick away." "We're professionals." "Some of us have gone through... a lot of trouble to be here tonight." "A lot of trouble." "Then you have a lot of my sympathies." "I need a cigarette." "Get cancer, Darryl!" "Lane, come on." "You gotta roll with the punches." " No, we have to play tonight." " We can't." " What are you doing?" " Packing up." " Just because Darryl said to?" " He's the booker." "He's the Man, and rock and roll is about saying no to the Man." " This is a lot of trouble for nothing." " I said I'm sorry." "It's not Gil's fault." " Then whose is it?" " You gotta roll with the punches, too." "You just stepped on my guitar!" "What are you, blind?" " Pretty much." " Dude, get it together." "I cannot believe your parents don't drink!" "They locked the door to a church?" "Are they serious?" " What if I need to do something holy?" " Like commit vandalism?" " She's sick of hearing the damn bells." " I'm gonna have to break the lock." " No, wait." " What are you doing?" "All those years of watching "Hart to Hart" are about to pay off." " What is that?" " It's my gym card." " You joined a gym?" " Yeah." " When?" " After I had Rory... to lose the pregnancy weight." " Did you go?" " God, no." "I was way too fat." "Praise be to Him and all the little lambs that frolic the earth..." " with their frankincense and myrrh..." " Will you get inside?" " Boy, would it kill God to dust?" " Okay, now just hold the flashlight." "Do not do any moving, spotlight gags, or point it at me and yell:" ""Freeze!" "Drop your weapons. "" "How about if I shine it on the wall and do a dirty shadow-puppet show?" "Just stand back so the lightning only strikes you." "So what's the game plan here?" "I was thinking we could whack the bells..." " really hard with a hammer." " You don't break bells with a hammer." "Okay, I'm out." "What's your plan, Clyde?" "I was thinking we could just jam the turnbuckle... or wedge the main mechanism." "Just for fun, disconnect a few of the clappers." "Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to break every bell." "If you just damage a couple, say the tierce and the prime... you pretty much ruin the set." "You must've been the top of your class at hunchback school." "Let's say you could spend your whole life waiting... for bells to fall into disrepair." "Sometimes they need a push." " No way." "You broke the bells?" " You're welcome." "It's a little narrow up there." "We should take the tools out... and leave the box down here." "These things are heavy." "Don't you have a smaller toolbox?" " Why would I have two toolboxes?" " 'Cause you need a big and small one." "If you have a big one, you don't need a small one." "And don't say dirty." "It's too easy." "Hold these." "So why wasn't your toolbox at your new place?" "I needed it here." "Usually, moving requires lots of tools... hanging things, putting things together." "Nicole hired a professional picture hanger." "We didn't have anything to put together." " Hand me a screwdriver." " Phillips or flathead?" "I know things." "Phillips." " Luke, how come you told me you moved?" " I did move." "You may have moved, but none of your stuff did." "What are you talking about?" "Hand me the open-ended wrench." "Luke, I was in your apartment." "It's exactly the same." " No, it's not." " I just think it's weird... your pretending you moved when you didn't." " I did move." " Luke, your bed wasn't even made." " So?" " There were dishes in the sink." "There was some kind of shake in the blender." "MegaMan protein powder on the counter." "Remind me to mock you for that later." "Can we talk about something else?" "Or let's not talk and just get this done." " Does Nicole think you moved?" " Of course, she thinks I moved." "I did." " Do you sleep there?" " Of course I sleep there." " When did you last sleep there?" " I live there." "So last night?" "I had an early delivery, and it didn't make sense to sleep there." " And the day before?" " I was there for dinner." " And after dinner?" " Nicole was getting a sore throat... so it made sense to go back to my place and not get sick." " Your place?" " My old place." "You didn't say your old place." "You said your place." " I meant my old place." " Luke, you don't live with Nicole." " Yes, I do." " You watch her TV, eat her food... keep stuff in a bag at her house." "You're a rude guest, not her boyfriend." " Husband." " Whole other discussion." " You know what?" "You're doing it again." " Doing what again?" "You're passing judgment on my relationship with Nicole." " I'm not passing judgment." " You judged our marriage." "You judged our divorce." "Now you're judging our living together." "I'm not judging your living together." "You're judging your living together by not living together." "I was tipsy on that cruise ship, but I don't remember anyone... pronouncing us husband and wife and Lorelai." "They should have, because I spend as much time with Nicole as you do." " And the judgment's back." " I could move in with you guys." " You wouldn't know." " None of this is any of your business." " It's absolutely my business." " How?" "Because I wasted a week of my life adjusting to the idea... that you had moved, only to find out that you haven't moved." "How much adjusting did you have to do?" "Nothing's changed." "I see you every day." "I still cook your food." "I still serve your coffee." "What do you care?" " I care." " Why?" " Because I don't want you to move." " Why?" "Why don't you want me to move?" "Lorelai?" "Luke?" "Thank God." "Carry on." "Paris, it's 4:00 in the morning." " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "Funny you should ask." "I didn't know what to do." "And you always seem to know what to do." "So I thought I'd drop by and ask you what to do." " About what?" " I didn't come up with one." " One what?" " One alibi." " What?" " I couldn't think of anything." " Lane?" " I swear, I tried." "Nothing I came up with sounded like she'd believe it, so I just left." " What do you mean you just left?" " I mean..." "I waited till she went to bed, which was about 9:15, and then I left." " You didn't leave a note?" " No." " You didn't call?" " I don't think I locked the door behind me." " Lane, this is bad." " I know, but I couldn't miss the gig, Rory." "I mean, it was CBGB's." "I had to go, and she wouldn't have let me." " Where are you going?" " You have to call your mom." "No way." " Lane, she could be freaking out." " I can't tell her." "I can't call her." "What are you gonna do, never go home again?" " You say that like it's a bad thing." " It is a really bad thing." " I can't talk to her." " Fine." "Who are you calling?" " I hate you." " Mom, are you awake?" " No." " Could you be awake?" " What's the matter?" " Lane's here." "What?" "Why?" "She snuck out of her house tonight and is scared to go home." " She snuck out?" " She had something to do with the band..." " She snuck out?" " Yes." " Bye." " What are you doing?" " I'm calling Mrs. Kim." " Mom, no." "Rory, if I woke up, and you weren't there, I'd have a frigging heart attack." "Keep Lane there and tell her I'm pissed as hell at her." "Bye." " Hello?" " Hi, Mrs. Kim." "It's Lorelai Gilmore." "I'm so sorry to be calling so late." "I don't know if you know this or not, but Lane isn't there." " Where is she?" " She went out tonight, I think she... was just scared to tell you about it, but she is fine." "She's with Rory at Yale." "They're safe, and they promise to stay put." " Give me the address." ""- 198 Elm Street, Durfee Hall, Suite" 5." " Do you need directions?" " I have a navigational system." "Okay, well, call me if you need anything." " Luke!" " Hey, Mrs. Kim." "You're up early." "I just want to tell you that Lane will not be coming to work today." " Oh, yeah." "I know." " You know?" " Yeah, she called." " She called?" "Twice." "She left a message last night, and she called again... a minute ago just to make sure I got it." " I tell you, that is one responsible kid." " She called you?" " Twice." " She called you." "She called Lorelai." " Is everything okay?" " Everything's fine." " I'm going home." " Okay." "Let's not stray too far from the coffee cart." "I can barely feel my feet this morning." " The floor wasn't too comfortable?" " It was fine till Paris came home... and stepped on my face." "The stepping on my face wasn't comfortable." " At least Paris doesn't tend to wear heels." " Where was she so late?" "I don't know." "Paris' business is Paris' business." " I wish I lived in a dorm." " Have you called your mother yet?" " No." " Good, because the longer you wait... the easier it's going to be." "I still can't believe she didn't just show up in the middle of the night... kick down the door, douse the place with holy water." " Maybe she wanted a chance to cool off." " No, that's your mother." "My mother's the kicker and the douser." " No." "Mrs. Kim is sending a message." " What message is that?" "The message is, "You messed up, kid, and now you get to sit there and..." ""panic about what's gonna happen next, and while you're panicking..." ""you get to find your own way home cause the Mrs. Kim shuttle-van service..." " "is closed for business. "" " So it's a wordy message." "Everything's so screwed up." "My life." "Everything I'm doing." " It's not that bad." " It is that bad." "I mean, look at this." "Look at where you are, what you have." "I'm so jealous." "You have a life." " You have a life, too." " Yeah, just not a very good one." "Lane, come on." "You're healthy." "You have a band and a boyfriend." "So what if school is boring?" "You won't be in school forever." " You have a good life." " I'm weak." "I have no spine." "If you had no spine, you'd be walking funnier." "I want to thank you for letting me crash here last night." " Of course." "Anytime." " I gotta get going." "Do you want to wait till this afternoon?" "I can give you a ride home after classes." "No, I have to get home." "I need to take care of this." " Okay, come on." " Where are we going?" "I can't send you home to Mrs. Kim without a purse full of mini doughnuts." "You know, I believe that's how Mother Teresa got started." "Really?" "I heard it was Pixy Stix." "Hey, it's Madeleine Albright." "You know what?" "I do not appreciate you calling me that." "In fact, I don't appreciate you..." " talking to me or about me at all." " Fine." " I know you've been telling a story." " What story?" "The laundry-room story." "Remember the laundry room?" " Machines, rinse cycle..." " I asked you to get coffee." "That's it." "I did not ask you to get married, or say that I loved you... or ask to have your children." "I'm not stalking you." "It was a complete... coincidence that I went to a meeting that you happened to be in." "I had no idea you were there." "And it's hard to ask someone out... and it puts you in an incredibly vulnerable position." "So it's cruel to use that incident as a funny cocktail story." "So from now on..." "I would appreciate it if you would refrain from telling the hilarious... laundry-room incident to anyone, anywhere ever again." "I wasn't talking about you." "What?" "There was this girl from the third floor." "She asked me out like 100 times." "She followed me to class." "She baked me a cake every day for a month." "Then she snuck in my window and hid in my closet covered in whipped cream." "That is extreme." "I didn't tell anybody about the laundry room." "Well, good." "Do you think that you could maybe not tell anyone this story, also?" "Because that would be great." "Thanks." "Is this all?" "That's all." "I'm sorry." " About what?" " I'm sorry about last night." " I don't want to keep secrets from you." " You don't?" "My band had this amazing chance to play... this really famous club last night, and I didn't know how to tell you about it." "I knew you wouldn't approve." "You wouldn't approve... of me being in the band... or the music we were playing." "And I can't even imagine what you would have said... if I'd asked you to let me stay out till 4:00 in the morning." " I would have said no." " I guess I could have imagined it after all." " How long?" " How long what?" "How long this?" "I started it when I was six." "The day you told me that the Cookie Monster... was one of the seven deadly sins." " Gluttony." " Yes, gluttony." "So I made you do this?" "I want to please you so badly, but I can't." "I mean, look at you." "Look at what happened last night." "It's not good." "I don't want anything like this to ever happen again." "I've been thinking a lot about this, our situation... and I think I've figured out a way to make everything better." "You have?" "I don't want to go to Seventh Day Adventist College anymore." "I want to be able to play with my band." "I want to be a drummer." "I will happily go to community college, and I will happily live at home... and adhere to your curfew, except on the nights when the band plays or practices." "This way, I can get what I want, and I won't be lying to you... or sneaking around." "This way, we can both be happy." "Children do not make the rules." "You may move out and live like that somewhere else." "I think you handled that very well." "I was so humiliated." " You didn't know." " How self-centered am I... that I just assumed that he was talking about me?" "I would have assumed the same thing, so, incredibly self-centered." "All I know is I can't show my face in International Relations Club again... or the laundry room... or the dining room, or anywhere." "If that nut job who jumped out of his closet..." "Reddi-wipped is still hanging around, I think you're fine." " It's 4:00." " So?" " Where are the bells?" " They stopped." " What happened?" " I don't know." " They just haven't been working all day." " Too bad." " Ain't it, though?" " Someone's at the door." " Call me tomorrow?" " You bet." " You okay?" " Yeah, why?" " You just sound a little distracted." " Do I?" "No, I'm good." "I didn't get much sleep last night, that's all." " Okay." "See you later." " Bye." " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "Well, funny you should ask."

"It's been a long road" "Gettin' from there to here" "It's been a long time" "But my time is finally near" "And I will see my dream Come alive at last" "I will touch the sky" "And they're not gonna Hold me down no more" "No, they're not gonna change my mind" "'Cause I've got faith of the heart" "I'm going where my heart will take me" "I've got faith to believe" "I can do anything" "I've got strength of the soul" "And no one's gonna bend or break me" "I can reach any star" "I've got faith" "I've got faith" "Faith of the heart" "Captain's Starlog, November 27, 2154." "We've returned home for the official launch of our sister ship, Columbia." "On a personal note, I'll also be saying goodbye to one hell of a Chief Engineer." "Yeah?" "She's a thing of beauty." "Columbia's virtually identical to Enterprise." "A good engineer can see the differences." "You coming to the Mess Hall later?" "My going-away party?" "I don't understand the logic behind this transfer." "You're not being promoted" "You think I'm doing this to advance my career?" "You wouldn't leave Captain Archer without sufficient reason." "Well, for one thing, this is a new challenge." "It took me a year to fine-tune Enterprise..." "I figure I can do the same for Captain Hernandez in half the time." "She needs a Chief Engineer who's been out there... has the experience." "Are you leaving because of me?" "Look, Starfleet's approved the transfer." "You didn't answer my question." "This may come as a shock... but not everything in my life revolves around you." "I'm glad we got here early." "There never used to be a wait to get in." "You didn't think Madame Chang's was... going to be your little secret forever, did you?" "There are a lot of Starfleet people here." "That's probably my fault." "I told a few friends about the place." "A few?" "I'm a Com Officer." "If there's one thing I know how to do, it's disseminate information." "You didn't tell me how your meeting went today, at the lME." "They asked if I was interested in becoming Director of Xenobiology." "That's great." "Are you going to accept?" "I'm considering it." "The truth is, I've grown rather fond of my shipmates." "I'm not certain I'm ready to leave them just yet." "What would you suggest?" "I'm the wrong person to ask." "I've got a vested interest in keeping you around." "You, Denobulan." "Come with us." "What do you want?" "Maybe you didn't hear me." "Hoshi." "I'm all right, sir." "Who did this?" "That's what I'm trying to determine." "Commander Collins, Starfleet Security." "Jonathan Archer." "This is Lieutenant Reed." "There were three men." "They were in the shadows." "I didn't get a good look at them." "You told me before that one of them said something to the others?" "Right before I passed out." "I'm pretty sure it wasn't English." "Do you remember what he said?" "I'm sorry, sir." "The only DNA we've recovered belongs to Ensign Sato and to your Doctor." "We did find some residual ionisation traces here." "A transporter signature?" "Very few people have access to that kind of technology." "Still, it's a likely explanation." "Dr. Phlox was involved in an altercation... the last time he was in San Francisco." "You think this is related?" "Assaults against aliens are still pretty rare." "If the man who attacked him was holding a grudge...." "He was a loudmouth in a bar." "I doubt he could find his head with both hands... never mind organise a kidnapping." "We're pursuing all avenues." "Excuse me, Captain." "Lieutenant." "Check with Starfleet Operations." "See if their satellites picked up any... transporter activity this evening." "The dilithium matrix has got to be aligned within 0.3 microns." "The specs say 0.5." "Who do you think wrote those specs?" "A warp field specialist?" "Exactly." "Some guy who's probably never been outside the solar system." "I've spent the last three and a half years crawling inside one of these engines." "I know what I'm talking about." "Aye, sir." "Biggs, Pierce." "I want you to recalibrate the field stabilisers." "Rivers and Strong, start with the injector assembly." "This bucket of bolts was supposed to leave dry dock six months ago." "I guarantee you..." "Columbia's going to warp out of orbit before the end of the week." "Let's get to work." "It's customary to report to the Captain after a transfer." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "I wanted to see what the situation was like before we spoke." "Commander Charles Tucker, reporting for duty." "Welcome aboard." "Trip, is it?" "That's right." "So what do you think?" "Can she be salvaged?" "I think there's a good chance." "Any news on Dr. Phlox?" "Not so far." "If I hear anything, I'll let you know." "You certainly know how to motivate the troops." "We'll be pulling triple shifts if we want to meet this new launch date." "You still need to eat." "Captain's Mess." "Tomorrow." "1800 hours?" "We can trade stories about your former CO." "I'll be there." "Commander... drop by the Quartermaster's at the end of your shift." "Ma'am?" "Might want to... update your uniform." "Aye, Captain." "Come in." "We've heard nothing from the kidnappers... not even a ransom demand." "I've spoken with the Denobulan ambassador." "He's notified the Doctor's wives." "Hoshi thought she overheard one of the kidnappers say something... in another language, but she was semi-conscious at the time." "Maybe you could help her remember." "A mind-meld?" "I've never initiated a meld before." "I don't have the proper training." "I know it's dangerous..." "but I can walk you through it." "You?" "I had Surak's katra in my head for four days." "I picked up a few tricks." "Computer." "Access satellite logs 137." "Time parameters, 1900 and 1945, today." "What?" "Starfleet Operations, this is Lieutenant Malcolm Reed aboard Enterprise." "Please acknowledge." "Burning the midnight oil, Lieutenant?" "Sir?" "I thought I was calling Starfleet Ops." "Let me guess." "You want to know why the grid covering..." "San Francisco was down for maintenance tonight." "Something like that." "Meet me at this address... in one hour." "My mind to your mind." "Our minds are merging." "Our minds are one." "Nothing's happening." "T'Pol, try to relax your emotional suppression just a little." "I feel what you feel." "I know what you know." "Can you hear me?" "Yes, perfectly." "You and the Doctor have just left the restaurant...." "I'm glad we got here early." "There never used to be a wait to get in." "Good." "They asked if I was interested in becoming Director of Xenobiology." "Where were you attacked?" "There." "The truth is, I've grown rather fond" "Do you see them?" "What would you suggest?" "Yes." "You, Denobulan." "Come with us." "What do you want?" "Maybe you didn't hear me." "Focus on the moment." "Put aside any pain." ""Bring him with us." It's Rigelian." "A Rigelian freighter left orbit two hours after Phlox's abduction." "According to their flight plan, they were headed for Proxima Colony." "This trajectory won't take them anywhere near Proxima Colony." "Ensign." "Sir?" "Put Admiral Gardner through to my Ready Room." "Shore leaves are cancelled." "Get everyone back onboard." "Am I to understand you are responsible for taking that satellite grid off-line?" "Not me personally." "But you're involved." "Phlox is my friend." "Do you know where he is?" "We have an assignment for you." "I wasn't aware that I was still a part of your section." "There's a job that needs doing, Lieutenant... and it may be the only way to save your friend's life." "Welcome to Qu'Vat Colony, Doctor." "You will work with Dr. Antaak." "I will do nothing of the kind." "Then you will die." "I'm certain there are easier ways for you to recruit a new lab assistant." "You misunderstand me, Doctor." "Antaak will be assisting you." "It's good to see you again, Doctor." "I beg your pardon?" "I wouldn't expect you to remember... but we met briefly five years ago, at the lME conference on Tiburon." "I don't recall meeting a Klingon at that conference." "I was disguised as a member of the Mazarite delegation." "My people weren't invited." "I will let you two get reacquainted." "I suggest you work quickly, Doctor." "I expect a progress report by sunrise." "You must forgive the General's conduct." "The Warrior caste has little use for social protocols." "What do you want with me?" "The Empire is facing its greatest threat since the Hur'q invasion." "A virus is spreading from planet to planet." "Millions are already infected." "If this continues, the Klingon species will cease to exist." "Why didn't you simply ask for our help?" "Starfleet and Denobula would have... provided you with all of the specialists you'd need." "You don't understand the Klingon way, Doctor." "To ask for assistance would make us look weak in the eyes of our enemies." "It could even incite rebellion." "Why me?" "I was impressed by your lecture at the conference." "Your paper on viral propagation was very insightful." "What field of study are you in, precisely?" "Metagenic research." "I've already isolated the virus." "I assume you'll want to start by mapping the nucleotides?" "It wasn't my idea to abduct you." "Nevertheless, you are here." "Millions of lives are at risk." "The freighter's warp trail has terminated." "They may have dropped to impulse." "How long to intercept?" "At our current speed, 8.2 hours." "Archer to Engineering." "Commander Kelby, respond." "Kelby here, sir." "We could use a little more speed." "The injectors are running at 105%." "Commander Tucker's pushed them higher than that before." "I'll see what I can do, Captain." "I don't know who's in charge of your Mess Hall, but... he could give the chef on Enterprise a run for his money." "I stole him from the Republic." "Captain Jennings said I could have anything I wanted when I left... so I took his cook." "I've gotten two transfer requests from crewmen in your department." "Who?" "It's probably better if I didn't mention names." "I denied them." "You're already short-handed." "It's quite an impression you've made, Commander." "You've been aboard less than two days and already... some of your team want to jump ship." "I've knocked a few heads together... but we're getting the job done." "We'll be ready for warp trials by Thursday." "I was surprised you accepted this transfer." "I saw an interview with you after the Xindi mission." "You said you couldn't see yourself serving on any other starship." "Well, you've got a good memory, Captain." "It comes in handy." "I was getting a little too comfortable on Enterprise." "Got a lot of friends over there, but... sometimes it's easier to work with people who are just colleagues." "Why are you here?" "I was about to ask you the same thing." "ls this a daydream?" "I'm meditating." "This is where I go in my mind." "Well, I would have thought you'd pick a more interesting place." "Like the beach, or... one of those Fire Plains you showed me." "Please leave." "Exactly where am I supposed to go?" "Away." "This is my daydream, you go away." "Excuse me, Commander." "ls everything all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "The diagnostic you asked for." "Thanks." "Bridge to T'Pol." "We're approaching the coordinates." "On my way." "No bio-signs." "I'm reading several bodies aboard." "ls one of them Denobulan?" "They're all Rigelian." "Can you tell who did this?" "No, sir." "I'll have to bring aboard some of the debris and analyse it." "Scan for their data recorder." "It might tell us something." "Unless I'm mistaken, this virus is a mutated form of the Levodian flu." "It's immune to whatever antiviral we've tried." "We should contact the lME." "They may have seen this mutation before." "I'm certain they'll be willing... to share their database with us." "I know of a few indirect channels." "No one would have to know." "There's no reason to contact them." "We've acquired their entire database." "You stole it." "Medical research isn't a priority for the High Council." "I am forced to obtain information however I can." "That doesn't sound very honourable." "Given the choice between honour and saving lives, I choose the latter." "Perhaps you should ask your superiors to steal a genome sequencer?" "We're not going to be able to map the virus without the proper technology." "This man's been infected." "Very observant." "We're being exposed." "This patient is at Stage 1." "The virus doesn't become contagious until Stage 3." "When I asked you to bring me a subject for dissection..." "I assumed he'd already be dead." "He won't be alive much longer." "What do you think you're doing?" "Euthanising him." "Out of the question." "I thought you were committed to saving lives." "It is more honourable to give one's life to medical research... than to die for no purpose." "That choice is not ours to make." "Proceed." "Computer." "Establish an encrypted com-link." "Starfleet frequency 79-Baker." "Lieutenant." "You told me the Klingons were going to rendezvous with that freighter..." "not destroy it." "I regret what happened." "But, they had to cover their tracks." "How many were onboard that ship?" "That's not your concern." "Have you analysed the weapon signatures yet?" "Yes." "You haven't told Archer?" "I'm not certain how much longer I can keep this from him." "Orion raiders have been known to operate in this area." "You want me to lie again?" "I could explain the situation to the Captain." "You have a peculiar sense of humour, Lieutenant." "I've worked closely with the man." "You can trust him." "Archer is a Starfleet Captain." "His duty would be to report everything you tell him to Admiral Gardner." "They would launch an investigation." "I'm being compromised, sir... and I don't like it." "Then I suggest you adjust your comfort level, Lieutenant." "You made a commitment to us long before you joined the Enterprise." "Tactical Alert." "All hands to battle stations." " What was that?" "I believe we're under attack." "Hull plating's holding." "Still no response." "Target their weapons." "We've been boarded." "D-Deck, starboard side." "Access Tube 7." "Seal it off." "Get the MACOs down there." "Disable that ship." "I don't want them getting away." "They've activated their transporter." "They're going to warp." "Pursuit course." "The helm's not responding." "Wake him up." "Why did you attack us?" ""l have nothing to say to you, human."" "That sounds like" "Klingon." "There must be some kind of mistake." "What is it?" "According to his bio-signature, he is Klingon." "He must have been surgically altered to look human." "Any theories?" "I need to run further tests." "Their boarding party disabled our anti-matter flow regulators." "Warp drive should be repaired in six hours." "Give our new Chief Engineer a hand." "Tell him to dig a little deeper to see if these "Klingons"... damaged any other systems." "The Rigelian freighter." "Did you get anything out of the black box?" "It's been erased." "It might have been a safeguard, in case it fell into the wrong hands." "Work with Hoshi." "See if you can reconstruct any data." "There is something familiar about these base-pair sequences." "Familiar?" "Boshar!" "Feeding time is over." "Go back." "Do you think it's wise to keep wild animals in here?" "There are dozens of creatures in your Sickbay." "I don't let them roam free." "I could never keep Boshar locked up." "He was my first patient." "He tore his side open when I was a child." "I stitched the wound myself." "I've seen these sequences before." "Six months ago, to be precise." "This is Augment DNA." "How did modified human genes find their way into this virus?" "Is that really such a surprise, Doctor?" "It only took two human Augments to commandeer a bird-of-prey... and murder its entire crew." "The Empire could not allow an inferior species to gain an advantage on us." "Imagine, every Starfleet vessel manned... with genetically-engineered humans." "Earth banned genetic engineering decades ago." "The Augments who attacked you were relics of another era." "The Vulcans told that to the High Council." "They weren't very persuasive." "We were simply responding to a threat." "You were trying to create Klingon Augments." "But Soong's experiments were all killed." "Where did you get the genetic material?" "Several embryos were found in the wreckage of the bird-of-prey." "We used them... to re-sequence a number of test subjects." "There were some unanticipated side effects." "Their cranial ridges started to dissolve." "Augment DNA was more aggressive than you realised." "For a time it appeared we were quite successful." "Our Augments might have looked human, but they were Klingon." "Stronger, more intelligent." "Then, their neural pathways started to degrade." "They died in agony." "One of the test subjects was suffering from the Levodian flu." "The Augment genes modified the virus." "lt became airborne." "You should have told me this earlier." "lf you hope to ever leave this place..." "I suggest you stop asking questions and resume work." "What do you think?" "We may be able to reconstruct the directory with a recursive algorithm." "Is it unusual to have weird dreams after a mind-meld?" "Subconscious thoughts are often exchanged." "They sometimes surface during sleep." "I had a bizarre dream last night." "Commander Tucker was in it." "We were in a strange place, it was... all white." "There was almost a... romantic quality to it." "I don't ever remember dreaming about Commander Tucker before." "Most unusual." "The recorder was erased, deliberately." "Malcolm said there might have been a safeguard." "The memory core was wiped by that microdyne coupler." "You're sure?" "lt left a unique magnetic signature." "We found it in storage locker C-14." "The last person to access that locker was Lieutenant Reed." "I'm not quite sure what you're getting at, sir." "Only someone with security clearance... of Alpha-4 or higher had access to the black box." "That's just T'Pol, you and me." "I agree." "It is... a bit of a mystery." "You're sure... that freighter was destroyed by Orion weapons?" "There's no doubt." "I asked T'Pol to double-check your analysis." "The freighter was fired on by Klingon disruptors." "With all due respect, sir..." "it must have been a mistake." "I've seen the sensor logs." "Someone could have tampered with them." "I want to know what the hell is going on." "Answer me, Lieutenant." "Respectfully, sir..." "I refuse to answer any more questions." "Malcolm..." "I never would have believed that you... of all people...." "Corporal." "Lieutenant Reed's been relieved of duty." "Escort him to the Brig and confine him." "We've set course for Klingon territory." "We haven't picked up any warp signatures yet." "I may have to take this ship into their space." "I don't have to tell you how dangerous that is." "If you know where they've taken Phlox...." "I have no idea where the Doctor is, Captain." "On that, you have my word." "Your word isn't worth a lot at the moment." "The Malcolm Reed I know would give his life... before committing treason." "I'm not working for the Klingons." "Who, then?" "You've betrayed everything that uniform stands for." "Captain... there are some... obligations... that go beyond my loyalty to you... and this crew." "What the hell does that mean?" "I can't say any more." "You haven't said much of anything." "You've told me a lot about your father." "His years in the Royal Navy... their tradition of honour and service." "How do you think he'll react when he learns you're facing court-martial?" "I wouldn't know, sir." "We're running out of time." "I can't sequence these nucleotides any faster." "Perhaps you should have abducted Dr. Soong." "He could have mapped this genome more efficiently than I can." "We tried." "Soong was under heavy guard." "If you don't accelerate your efforts, there will be no one left to cure." "The High Council has dispatched the fleet." "They have annihilated N'Vak Colony." "N'Vak was one of the first planets affected by the plague." "They're massacring the victims?" "The Council will do whatever is required to contain this outbreak." "General, we are making progress, but..." "I'll need a few weeks to develop an antiviral agent." "It will have to be tested." "Millions will be infected by then." "The Council will not wait." "How long until the fleet reaches us?" "Five days." "I can't cure this in five days." "They wouldn't destroy us if they knew we had created Klingon Augments." "The experiment failed." "lt succeeded for a brief period." "If Phlox and I can find a way to stabilise the human DNA... prior to the onset of Stage 3... our Augments would survive." "If we're successful, you could use them as leverage... force the High Council to give us more time to find a cure." "You don't seriously expect me to help you create Klingon Augments?" "You could save the inhabitants of this planet." "I won't assist you." "Kill me if you must." "I refuse to cooperate." "Take him." "Hail the Dock Master." "This is Captain Hernandez." "Request permission to depart." "You're cleared for departure." "Smooth sailing, Columbia." "Thank you." "Bridge to Engineering." "Are we ready, Mr. Tucker?" "Just a few more seconds." "I hope." "Ensign." "Dilithium matrix is stable." "Driver coils are configured for warp speed." "Nice work." "Engineering to Bridge." "We're ready whenever you are, Captain." "Time to weigh anchor." "Lieutenant... aft thrusters at one-half until we clear Spacedock." "Then take us to warp." "So what are you in for?" "Is your Captain hoping you'll obtain information from me?" "I shouldn't think so." "Why are you here?" "That's a long story." "Entertain me." "I lied to him." "You're fortunate to be alive." "A Klingon who betrays his captain would be immediately executed." "Why did you and your men board Enterprise?" "You know, you may find this hard to believe, but..." "you and I actually want the same thing." "And what is that?" "A cure." "There's no reason for you... or any more of your people to die." "There's a malfunction in the intermix chamber." "Plasma pressure's rising." "The anti-matter flow regulators are locked open." "Did the Klingons damage them?" "Uncertain." "Pressure's approaching critical." "Can we drop to impulse?" "The reactor would breach." "But we can reduce pressure by increasing speed." "Go to maximum warp." "Get down to Engineering." "See what you can do." "You sabotaged us." "How do we repair the damage?" "If our reactor breaches, you're going to die with us." "I'm a soldier of the Empire." "I'm prepared to die." "Captain." "You need your Tactical Officer." "Please, sir." "I can be useful." "Commander, did you see that?" "Please be more specific." "On the monitor." "T'Pol to Captain Archer." "Go ahead." "The warp matrix has been compromised..." "by a Klingon subroutine." "Can you remove it?" "I'm not certain." "It's infiltrated our command protocols." "Do what you can." "Bridge to Captain Archer." "Pressure's increasing again." "T ake us to warp 5.2." "Sir, we can't hold that speed for long." "We're out of options, Travis. 5.2." "Acknowledged."

"Everyone inside now!" "Lucinda, we're going in." "Lucinda!" "Lucinda, we're going in." "Lucinda!" "Now, you remember tomorrow is our official opening day, don't you?" " Yes, Miss Taylor." " Yes, Miss Taylor." "And you remember Principal Clark ran a competition last month to find the best ideas to celebrate this very special day." " Me!" "Me!" "Me!" " Me!" "Me!" "Me!" "Well, yesterday, the staff selected the winning idea, and it came from this class." "The winner is our own" "Lucinda Embry." "Lucinda?" "Why her?" "Lucinda?" "Lucinda?" "Come on, everyone." "We'll be closing our dedication ceremony with the burial of a time capsule." " Yes?" " What's a time capsule?" "This is a time capsule." "Wow." "That's incredible." "Now, I need you to put your thinking caps on, because I want each of you to draw what you think the future is going to look like." "Then we'll put the pictures in the capsule, and 50 years from today, a group of children just like yourselves will open it up to see what you drew." "Doesn't that sound exciting?" " Yes, Miss Taylor." " Yes, Miss Taylor." "Let's begin." "That is a lovely spaceship there, Dawn." "Thank you, Miss Taylor." "Well done." "And that is a nice robot, Andrew." "Very good." "Time's up." "Everyone hand your work in." "And make sure you write your name on the envelope." "My name's over here." "Thank you, Harold." "Thank you, Miss Taylor." "Lucinda, you need to finish up now." " Thank you." "Thank you." "Oh, Lucinda." "The assignment was to draw a picture." "This was your idea." "Okay, I want you all to finish, please." "Welcome to all our friends and esteemed colleagues." "We, the students and faculty of William Dawes Elementary, hereby bury this time capsule in dedication of our new school, and we charge our descendents to open this vault of history 50 years from today." "To the future and the promise that it holds." "Lucinda?" "Lucinda?" "Lucinda?" "I'm certain Lucinda is simply being over curious." "Can you please help find her?" "The cloakroom." "Check the cloakroom." "Lucinda." "Henry, come on." " Lucinda?" "Come on out now." "Lucinda?" "Lucinda." "Oh, my God." "Make them stop." "Please make them stop whispering." "Caleb?" "Take a look at this." "There you go." "What is it?" "Saturn's rings await your approval." "Has anyone found life on other planets?" "Not yet." "Guess it's just us for now." "Okay." "Then how many that might have life?" "Well, if you count the number of stars similar to our sun in this galaxy, then you factor in the probability that they have Earth-like planets orbiting them..." "There are 10 million possible worlds with four million mature enough for life to evolve." "Why do you even ask?" "Just making sure if you're listening." " Where you going?" " To watch that Discovery program." "But it's Dad's famous Sunday night hot dogs on the run time." "I can't consume that." "I've decided to become a vegetarian." "Well, when were you planning on telling the guy who buys the groceries around here?" "Are you deaf?" "I just told you now, Dad." "The cubs are now six months old and bounding with energy, but, any parent knows, this is also a mixed blessing." " Off." " No, it's almost over." "You're not gonna be able to concentrate in class tomorrow." "I don't have class tomorrow." "It's the 50th anniversary, remember?" "I remember." "Caleb," "when I said it was just us out there, you know I was talking about space, right?" "I didn't mean heaven, or anything." " I'm sure wherever Mom is..." " Dad, you don't even believe in heaven." "I never said that, Caleb." "I just said we can't know for sure, that's all." "If you want to believe, you go ahead and believe, okay?" "Okay." "Bedtime." "Hey, you and me," " together forever." " Forever." "I love you." "I love you, too." "We're going to pose a topic to get you thinking along the right lines for your term paper." "It's the subject of randomness versus determinism in the universe." "Who's jumping in?" "Jessica?" "Determinism says that occurrences in nature are causally decided by preceding events or natural laws, that everything leading up to this point has happened for a reason." "That's right." "That's what determinism says." "Spencer?" "Tell me something about the sun." "It's hot." "Elaborate." "Temperature's about 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit on the surface," " 27 million degrees at the core." " Good." "Stacey?" "A word or two about the composition." "Mostly hydrogen." "Also helium with some carbon and nitrogen thrown in there." "Excellent." "Now, I want you to think about the perfect set of circumstances that put this celestial ball of fire at just the correct distance" "from our little blue planet for life to evolve, making it possible for you to be sitting here in this riveting lecture." "But that's a nice thought, right?" "Everything has a purpose, an order to it, is determined." "But then there's the other side of the argument, the theory of randomness, which says it's all simply coincidence." "The very fact we exist is nothing but the result of a complex yet inevitable string of chemical accidents" "and biological mutations." "There is no grand meaning." "There's no purpose." "What about you, Professor Koestler?" " What?" " Well, what do you believe?" "I think shit just happens." "But that's me." "Class dismissed." "Now, that's some very heavy shit for a Monday morning, by the sounds of it." "Since when does the cosmology department audit my lectures?" "Since my esteemed colleague in astrophysics owes me a latte." "So what's on your scientific mind today?" "Do you remember Kim's little sister?" "Ph-double D's?" "Remember her?" "Is it ethical to say things like that about your sister-in-law?" "What?" "It's factual." "It's peer-reviewed." "I mean, it's like..." "Anyway, whatever." " She's in town this Friday." " Okay." "And she thinks that you're intriguing, which I thought was code for gay, but apparently not because she's asked if you would join us for dinner." " Yeah, I..." "I don't know, Phil." " Come on, John." "Come on, you owe me for last time you skipped out on me." " Caleb was panicking." " Yeah, look, I know." "And the time before that, he had a sore throat." " Oh, no." " What?" " Damn it!" "Damn it!" " What?" "Caleb's ceremony." "I'm sorry, Phil." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Friday!" "I'll think about it!" " This little light of mine" " This little light of mine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " This little light of mine" " This little light of mine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " This little light of mine" " This little light of mine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " I'm gonna let it shine" " Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine" " Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine" "Fifty years ago, the students and faculty of William Dawes Elementary imagined what the future might hold." "Today, we unveil their legacy." "Now, I'd like to introduce you to someone very special," "Miss Priscilla Taylor." "Since Miss Taylor was there for the original dedication, it's only fitting that we have her do the honors today." "Wow!" "You almost forgot again." "I made it in time to hear you sing." "You were the best one up there." " You could not hear me." " I could." "I swear." "Gotta go." "They're starting!" "All right, easy, easy!" "No pushing." "Everyone is going to receive an envelope." "Open them gently now." "They're very old." "Miss Taylor!" "Miss Taylor!" "Thank you." "Everyone's gonna get one." " Hello again, John." " Hello." "How's it going?" "Hey, what'd you get?" "Boring." "Everyone else got a picture." "Caleb, could you please watch where you put this?" "I don't want you to lose another one." "It's making funny noises." "Try turning the volume down." "Hey, Dad?" "You know that kid, Jason, from soccer practice?" "Mmm-hmm." "He's having a sleepover this weekend, and he was wondering if I can come." "Sounds like fun." "They have a boat." "Jason's dad said he might take us out on the lake." "I'll think about it." " That means no." " It means I'll think about it." "What are you doing with this?" "You weren't supposed to bring this home." "It belongs to the school." "But maybe it means something, like a math puzzle or something like that." "Yeah, that's good, I don't know, but it's not ours to keep." "Now, you return this as soon as you get to school tomorrow." "Got it?" "Okay, let's go." "Bedtime." "O'er thy spirit gently stealing" "I my loving vigil keeping" "All through the night" "Goodnight, baby." "Goodnight, Mom." "Our tigress lives in Kanha National Park, in the forests of Kipling's Jungle Book, where dawn elephant patrols ensure this is one of the safest places for tigers to roam." "Year after year..." "Damn it." "9l11l01." "Two thousand, nine hundred and ninety-six." "Come on." "What the hell is this?" "In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina..." "There could be thousands of bodies here..." "Oh, my God." "Dad?" "Dad, we're gonna be late!" "Do you have your knapsack all set?" "Thanks for the ride, Mr. Koestler." "Dad, are you sick?" "I'm fine." "Don't you think you're acting kind of awkward today?" "Am I awkward?" "I just had a lot of work to do last night." "Okay." " Bye, Dad." " Bye." "Look at this." " Look at the numbers beside the date." "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Two thousand, nine hundred and ninety-six." "Right." "That's how many people died in the attacks that day." " Yeah." " All right, stay with me." "I know how this sounds, but I've matched these numbers to the dates of every major global disaster for the last 50 years in perfect sequence, except for three." "And these events haven't occurred yet, starting with this one." "So tomorrow, somewhere on the planet, this number string predicts that 81 people are gonna die in some kind of tragedy." " Whoa." "I mean, have a listen to yourself." " I know." " It sounds pretty crazy." " I know." "I mean, even for you." " What's this?" " Open it." "Oh!" "Why are you showing me this?" "The day Allison died in the fire, it's on the list, too, from a piece of paper that's been buried in the ground for five decades." " Yeah." " Can you explain that, Phil?" "I was up all night going over this." "I went through that list again and again, and I tried to fault it and I couldn't." "Maybe someone's playing a really shitty joke..." "Right!" "Right!" "Except I saw them dig it up!" "I watched them pull the capsule out of the ground and hand that sealed envelope to my kid." "Okay, let me ask you this, then." "All these uncircled numbers, what do they mean?" "I don't know yet." "Maybe nothing." "But the circled..." "Maybe they all mean nothing." "Okay, Phil, hey, can we just start over here?" "I'm not saying that 81 people are going to die tomorrow, okay?" "I'm just trying to understand why this is saying they will." "Okay, it's spooky, all right?" "I'll grant you." "It's more than spooky." "But just step back, all right?" "You have all these uncircled numbers with no sequence to them." "I mean, numerology, kabala, Pythagorean cults, there are systems that find meaning in numbers, and they are a dime a dozen." "Why?" "Because people see what they want to see in them." "I mean, that's really what you think I'm doing?" "Yeah, I think that losing Allison has spun you off your axis a little, and I think it's clouded your judgment." "I'm just saying it's clouded your judgment." "Don't you think?" " Where are you going?" " Off campus." "Yes?" "But you do remember her?" "Oh, yes." "I remember Lucinda." "She was such a sad little girl." "Would you like some iced tea?" "Oh, no." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Do you remember the day your students buried the time capsule?" "Oh, yes." "The children were so excited." "And what about Lucinda?" "That was the day we couldn't find her." "She was hiding in a closet, under the gym, scratching at the door with her fingernails like some kind of animal." "Scratching at the door?" " Why was she hiding?" " I'm not sure." "She was holding up the class writing all those silly numbers." "I had to hurry her along." "Then we found her, and I knew something had frightened the poor dear, but we never could get her to tell us what it was." "Miss Taylor, my son got Lucinda's time capsule message." "Do you remember this?" "Is this what she wrote?" "Oh, Professor, you are testing an old woman's memory." " Can you believe it's been 50 years?" " It's a long time." "I believe that's it." "How rude of me." "I never offered you a drink." "Would you like some iced tea?" "No, thank you." "I'm fine." "I thought maybe I could meet her." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "Lucinda passed away several years ago." "I said I'm Caleb Koestler's father." "I'm calling to find out the names of the two janitors that pulled the time capsule out of the ground yesterday at the ceremony." "I'm not sure I understand why that would be a problem for you." "Yes, sir, we're afraid that that's privileged information." "Caleb!" " Who was that?" " I don't know." "Just some guys." "What did he give you?" "Just this." "Kind of cool, isn't it?" "What did I say about talking to strangers?" "Have you done your homework?" "Give me 10 more minutes of practice." "I don't want to have to ask you twice, Caleb." "Come on." "Hey!" "Hey, stranger." "At what age do we learn to knock?" "I said I was going to drop by on my way to the graveyard shift, remember?" " Didn't you get my message?" " I've been busy." "Can you not play with my things?" " You're always busy." " Yes!" "Yes." "How's my nephew?" "Decided to become a vegetarian." "A what?" " Why, you got a problem with that?" "You're not feeding him Dad's famous Sunday night hot dogs again, are you?" "You know, if you want someone to take him off your hands for the evening so you can go out, you know, like normal people do..." "I appreciate the offer, but we're fine." "And, believe it or not, Caleb and I have got a good thing going here." "Uh-huh?" "Yeah." "So you can report that back to headquarters." "Mom says hi." "So does Dad." "Grace, don't." "I get that you don't like being the son of a pastor." "I am the son of a pastor." "That's fine." " You're still his son." "Can't you let it go?" " Can't he?" "You know he asks after you every time I see him." " He worries about you." " He said that?" " He doesn't have to." " Right." "You're going to have to speak to him one day, you know." "This can't go on forever." "You know it's what Allison wanted, for Caleb to have a grandfather, and vice versa." "Okay, I'm going." "I'm going." "By the way, Grace, how are you?" "How's your life?" "What's going on for you?" " Thank you, John, for asking." " I have to get up early in the morning." "What have you got going on?" "I'll say a prayer." "Please..." "Don't." "Okay." "And at the ASX 200 index in Australia, one of the bigger losers today so far in the recession, down about 1.5%..." "The dispute has now lasted for some three weeks, with talks yet to resolve the issue." "Experts say solar flares this weekend may disrupt cell phone communication..." " Experts." "...and some satellite transmissions." "The problems can..." "The attorney for the family talked to reporters after the press conference today." "The price of oil hit yet another record." "A devastating fire burns out of control in the Gulf." "That story leads our headlines at the top of the hour." "Plus, all the latest world news at midnight on October 15th." "Eighty-one." "Tonight, in the Gulf of Mexico, an explosion on a soon-to-be decommissioned oilrig triggered a fire which burned for three hours before it was extinguished." "Officials don't yet know the exact cause of the explosion, but believe a malfunction in the cooling system may have been at fault." "Our last run into the rig..." "Due to the prompt response of the rescue unit, the structure was evacuated with no loss of life." "Farmers across the Midwest are continuing to feel the effects of a record drought..." "Across China and Southeast Asia..." "And here's Carl with the weather." " Looks like a scorcher's on the way." "That's right, Bob." "The forecast shows more high pressure moving in later this week." "It seems our Indian summer is set to last a little while longer, so don't put away your hats and your sunscreen just yet." "Temperatures are set to reach another record high this week." "Thunderstorms are blowing across..." " Hello?" " Dad, where are you?" "You're on carpool this afternoon." "Caleb, I am so sorry." "I'll pick you up in 10 minutes." "Okay?" "Okay." "Bye." "William Dawes Elementary School, alternate route." "No alternate route available." "Hey, you've dialed Phil and Kim." "We can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message." "Hey, Phil, it's John." "I'm sorry about yesterday." "I kind of freaked out on you, didn't I?" "Well, look, I'm not ready to meet anyone in any kind of special way, you know, but I would like to take you up on your offer for dinner." "I think it would be good for me to just, you know, get out of the house and..." "The uncircled numbers are locations." "This location." "Get back in your vehicles." "We'll clear this up in a minute." "Get these people back in their cars!" "We can open up the far lane." "What's going on?" "Can we get through or what?" "Hi." "Is everything okay?" "I'm sorry, sir, but you need to get back to your car." " Anybody hurt?" " A couple of injuries, but nothing serious." "Get down!" "Get away!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Help me!" "Please!" "Help me!" "Help me, please!" "Help me!" "Are you okay, sir?" "Step back, sir." "Step away." "Today we witnessed one of the worst days in recent US aviation history when four planes crash-landed across as many states from Maine to Miami." "One tragically ended in disaster when Flight 74 from Pittsburgh came down 2 miles from the runway near Logan International Airport and exploded..." "Can you go upstairs while I talk to your dad?" "No act of terrorism is expected to be involved." "The National Transportation Safety Board is looking into possibilities that a malfunction in the navigational systems of the planes caused the crashes..." " You didn't tell him anything?" " Of course not." "First estimates put the presumed dead at 81." "Do you need to talk?" " NTS is linking possible navigational malfunctions" " to an unprecedented level..." " I just of electromagnetic radiation from a series..." "I just want to sleep." "Government officials are quick to reiterate that at this time no act of terrorism is suspected to be involved." "What happened, Dad?" "What's going on?" "Truck broke down on the highway." "It's more than that, isn't it?" "I'm going to bed." "Get your homework done." "And you should go to bed, too." "No TV tonight." " Why?" "I always watch an hour of TV." " No more questions, Caleb." "I can ask questions when you tell me things to do that don't make sense." "You won't let me play soccer, you won't let me stay over at Jason's, and now you won't tell me what's going on and why you're acting so weird all the time." "I'm not a kid anymore." "Oh, my God." "John, you..." "You were there?" "The date, the number of dead, the GPS coordinates, lat and long." " Why didn't I see that?" " It wasn't coincidence." "I drove past at the exact moment the prediction came true." "It's not coincidence." "Okay, John, I didn't say it was." "So what are we calling this?" "Synchronicity?" "Two unrelated events, digging up a time capsule, plane crash, combined to create a significance for the subject, you?" "I keep seeing their faces, burning." "Oh, man." "Okay, look." "We're way beyond the bounds here, John." "We don't have a frame of reference." "There could be multiple meanings to consider." "There are two disasters left." "What are you saying?" "The numbers are warnings meant for me." "They might just as easily be a warning to stay away." "You could have been killed today, John." "Caleb would have been orphaned, and you want to go put yourself back in harm's way?" "Two disasters left." "Right now my scientific mind is telling me to have nothing more to do with this, and yours should, too." "Dad!" "Caleb, what's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "Dad!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's just a bad dream." "It's just a bad dream." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You stay away from us, you hear?" "Want some of this?" "One, two, three..." " Got your hat, honey?" " Yeah." "Caleb, why don't you check out the dire wolf?" " I'll catch up with you, okay?" " Okay." "Do you know that all wolves are born deaf?" "Really?" "But, you know, when they get older, they can hear another wolf's howl from 10 miles away." "Wow." "How did you know that?" "I read it in a National Geographic." "Mammal responses to rising temperatures and other climate changes..." "Hi." "Hi." "Is that your daughter?" " Yeah, why?" " Why?" "That's my son, and they look like they're already best friends." "Yeah, Abby's probably telling him about the animals." "Even as a baby, she was completely fascinated with them." "Yeah, he's the same." "He likes extinct animals." "I'm John." "Hi." "Diana." "What are they doing now?" "Caleb's showing her something in sign language." " I'm sorry." "I didn't realize..." " He's not." "Sounds just get jumbled up sometimes." "He has a hearing aid, which helps, but he's not deaf." "He is an expert in sign language." "I don't think it's ever been this hot in October." "Air conditioner must be out." "Dad, can we get a drink?" "Can we get one, too?" "Hey, would you and Abby like to join us?" "Sure, that'd be nice." "Abby, this is John." "Hi." "Hey, Abby." "What's that over there?" "It can be tough sometimes, because, you know, I'm by myself." "I know how you feel." " You're a single parent, too?" " Yeah." "I kicked him out years ago." "He couldn't keep his hands to himself, so I decided he couldn't keep me to himself either." "Well, it's..." "It's his loss." "And you?" "You're separated, or..." "Diana, we didn't meet here by accident." "I need to talk to you about something, ask you something about your mother." "My mother?" "What about my mother?" "Did she have some kind of ability?" "Ability?" "A gift of some kind?" " Who are you?" " Yeah, it's awkward." "You don't know me." "I'm John Koestler." "I teach astrophysics at MIT." "My son goes to William Dawes Elementary, which is the same school your mother went to." "Fifty years ago, she put this in a time capsule." "It's a list of dates, events that I think she believed would happen." "Look, I don't know what any of this is about..." "And I thought if I could talk to you or your father..." "My father's dead." "I think it's possible that there are people, like your mother, Lucinda, who can see things before they occur." "Abby, we're leaving!" "Honey?" "I followed one of your mother's predictions and I watched 81 people burn to death in that plane crash yesterday, when she said it would happen, where she said it would happen, and there was nothing I could do about it." "She says 170 people will die tomorrow in New York City, and in three days' time, October 19th, 33 more." "Stay away from me and my daughter." "Abby?" "Let's go, honey." "Come on." "Stay right there." "Diana?" "Diana, I think this has something to do with my son." "Get in there, honey." "I don't know how, or why, but I think he's in danger." "So I'm asking you please, please help us." "I can't." "A class-action suit brought by the families of the victims is meant to be heard beginning next month." "Commuters along the Eastern Seaboard are reassessing their travel plans in response to an FBI warning of a possible terrorist plot." "The Department of Homeland Security raised the national threat level from elevated to high after intelligence reports suggested an attack on a major East Coast city may be imminent." "Police have urged citizens to stay vigilant." "FBI New York, how may I direct your call?" "The attack will take place tomorrow at the corner of Lafayette and Worth Streets." "Cordon off the area from midnight." "Are you clear on that?" "Sir, let me patch you through to our agents..." "Please!" "Do exactly as I say or many people will die." "This is not a crank call." "You said you'd take him off my hands." "I know there's something you're not telling me." "Don't let him watch the news." "Well, traffic on the FDR right now is looking pretty heavy, this gridlock we're looking at probably won't let up for hours." "Most of this traffic is headed downtown to the Westside..." "Why hasn't this intersection been sealed off?" "Excuse me?" "I said why hasn't this intersection been sealed off?" " Didn't you get the tip-off about the attack?" " Sir." "Sir, please calm down." "If you'll accompany me, we'll get this matter taken care of." "Sir, stop!" "Hey, man." "Stop!" "I got him." "Let's go!" "Move!" "Move!" "Suspect sighted." "Platform three." "Hey!" "Out of the way!" "Let me through!" "Forward car." " Get off the train." " Why?" "What's wrong?" "Just take the baby and get off the train." "What's your problem, pal?" "Hold it right there, sir." "Transit police." "I'm asking you to stop!" "That's him!" "You have to stop him!" "Transit police." "Turn around." "Now!" "Put your hands up!" "Please!" "Please, I won't do it again, I promise!" "I'll give them back!" "I'll give them back!" "I'll give them back." "Next stop, Spring." "Move back!" "Move back!" "Get out of the way!" "Move outside." "Make their way through the massive tangle of wreckage New York City subway disaster since..." "It could be the result of a terrorist plot..." "Federal Aviation Administration officials are investigating a possible link to the electrostatic bursts believed to have caused the Lexington air disaster of two days ago." "And NO AA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, remains silent tonight." "But with the devastating subway crash in Manhattan, power cuts in Long Island and two more emergency..." "Grace." "I got held up by work." "I'll be over in 30 minutes." "No, I'm fine." "I'll see you in 30 minutes." "Three, four, five..." "Five, six..." "Caleb, go inside." " Hey." " Hi." " Want to check out the house?" " Sure." "You said October 19th?" "My mother used to talk about that day all the time." "She said it was the day I was going to die." "All my life I've had this thing hanging over my head and Abby's." "I just don't believe anyone can predict my future." "And what does it matter, anyway?" "We all die in the end." "I don't want to know what my future holds." "Last year, my wife was on a business trip to Phoenix a few days before my birthday" "and a fire started in her hotel at 4:00 in the morning." "The investigators said that Allison died of smoke inhalation." "Died in her sleep." "She wouldn't have known anything about it." "While she was dying, I was at home, in the front yard." "I always thought you were supposed to sense when the people you love are in danger," "but I didn't feel anything." "Nothing." "I was just blowing leaves off the lawn." "I'm so sorry, John." "Well, but my point is that from then on," "I decided that no one can know what was coming, and life was just a string of random accidents and mistakes." "And then I got that list." "If that had come to me before Allison left, I would have saved her life." "I need to know." "It's still here." "What's this?" "Have you seen this?" "Abby used to do this sometimes, write things backwards, and that last number, I don't think it's 33." "It's EE." "EE?" "Initials." "Someone she knew?" "I don't know." "I was nine when she overdosed." "The only time I ever came out here was with my father when he identified her body." "She willed the property to me, but I never came back for any of her things." "When I was little, my mother used to tell me that she could hear voices whispering to her," "telling her horrible things." "And then one day, my dad came and took me away from her." "He said she was sick." "She said she moved out here to get ready." "I never knew what she meant by that." "I made this for her one Christmas." "I never knew she kept it." "She used to stare at this picture for hours." "That's where they found her." "In there." "Have you seen enough?" "Yeah." "Okay." "We'll go." "Abby?" "Abby?" "Abby." "Caleb." "Come." "Come with us." "EE isn't just one person." "Abby, no!" "Abby!" "What?" "What?" "What?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "They were here." "Who?" "Who was here, Caleb?" " Did they hurt you?" " No." "They were talking to us." " What did they say?" " I don't know." "They were all talking at once." "They said we could go with them, if we chose to." " Who did, baby?" "Who?" " The whisper people." "Hey, lock the doors." "What do you want with my son?" "Answer me!" "I just know they've been following us for days." "I think someone's been following me and Abby, too." "That's why she didn't write any coordinates down after the final date." "There isn't a single location this time." "Are you telling me that my mother could see the end of everything?" "That we're all going to die tomorrow?" "She was disturbed, John." "She could've just made it all up." "She's been right so far, Diana." "About everything." "Abby's..." "Abby's all I've got, John." "I can't let anything happen to her." "Caleb, you really need to sleep." "I can hear them whispering to me sometimes like Abby can." "Could Lucinda hear them, too?" "Yeah, I think she did." "Yes." "Are me and Abby gonna die?" "No." "I will never let that happen, Caleb." "Do you hear me?" "Never." "You..." "Abby, what do you like to eat for breakfast?" "Abby?" "What are you doing, honey?" "It's the sun." "There's something I need to check." "Get Abby, you're coming with us." "Caleb!" "Okay." "All right." "Hey, John, what happened?" "Hey!" "Talk to me." "What happened?" "I've been calling you off the hook ever since I heard about the subway." "John?" "Do you remember that paper on extra-solar activity I published?" "Yeah, sure, I remember." "I found evidence of a series of super-flares from a star in the outer-Pleiades region." "Right." "Ratings were off the chart." "We were both wrong." "The numbers are a warning, but not just to me or any random group." "They're a warning to everyone." "Okay." "You're officially scaring the shit out of me right now." "The super-flare, in our own solar system." "A 100 microtesla wave of radiation that would destroy our ozone layer, killing every living organism on the planet." "We have to let everyone know." "We have to call the NOAA." "They already know." "The announcement will come anytime now." "I thought there was some purpose to all of this." "Why did I get this prediction if there's nothing I can do about it?" "How am I supposed to stop the end of the world?" "Go home, Phil." "Be with Kim tonight." "Diana." "I'm so stupid." "I've spent my whole life knowing she was right and pretending that she was insane." "If we hide underground, we've got a chance, don't we?" "It's possible." "I know some caves off Route 40 past Groton." "Hardly anyone knows about them, but I used to play there as a child." "We could try there, right?" " Okay." " Okay." "Caleb, put some clothes and shoes into your backpack." "Diana, load all the non-perishable food, any water you can, into the truck." "Let's try to be out of here in 10 minutes." "You start." "I'll get some bags." "Yeah." "Allison wanted me to call you the day she left for Phoenix." "She wanted me to promise her that I'd call you." "I know, Jonathan." "We haven't spoken in so long, I don't really even know why anymore." "I need to tell you something." "Yes?" "That sermon you preached every year at Pentecost, about the gifts of the Spirit, one was the gift of prophecy." "1 Corinthians 12." "Yes, I remember it." "The church should respect the prophet." "I have a prophecy." "It's about to be proven accurate." "I need you to respect it and receive it as the truth." "This heat we're experiencing isn't going to get better." "It's going to get worse, much worse." "I need you to get Mom and Grace and any supplies you can, and get below ground tonight." "The basement, the sewer, the T." "Just get as deep as you can and as fast as you can." "And that will keep us safe from this heat?" "I don't know that, but we have to try, right?" "I'm sorry, John, but I'm afraid I'm not going anywhere tonight or any night." "I appreciate your concern, but if it's my time, it's my time." "I'm ready whenever the good Lord calls me." "Are you?" " Dad?" " Hello?" " John?" " Dad?" "Caleb, let's go!" "Caleb." "Caleb." "Caleb!" "Caleb, stop!" " Caleb!" " Huh?" "Huh?" "What were you doing?" "Did I do that?" "This isn't the way to the highway." "Everybody wait here." "John!" "John!" "John, please, why are we back here?" "John, please, what are you doing?" "We have to get to the caves." " We're not going to the caves." " What?" "She knew the coordinates for this last event." "She tried to write them down." "The teacher said she was interrupted, ran out of time, so she scratched them into this door." "She tried to tell us where to go." "You're not making any sense." "Look at you." "Look at what you're doing!" "The numbers are the key to everything." "Please!" "Please, John, we need to leave!" "We're taking my car." "Come on." "Let's go." "Keep your bags with you." "Be here, please, be here." "Throw it in the back." "What about Dad?" "He's just gotta finish what he's doing." "He's gonna follow us." "We're just getting a head start, okay?" "Diana?" "Caleb!" "Caleb!" "Caleb!" "Caleb!" "Where are we going, Mom?" "Are we hiding from the whisper people?" "Yes, baby." "They won't find us where we're going." "Mom, they know where we are." " How do you know that?" " They told us so." " You've seen them again?" " No." "They just talk to us." "How, Abby?" "How do they talk to you?" "They whisper into our heads." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." " I want to call my dad." " The phones are down!" "I promise he's right behind us!" "We'll call him when we get there!" "Wait right here!" "Now let's get back to the financial markets, if we may, for a moment." "Let's check it out on the grid here this morning." "We've got Treasuries moving up..." "Yeah, thanks." "Thanks, man." "Number five." "... India is a better bet than the US or Europe, and that the dollar will continue its long slide... 20." "This is an Emergency Broadcast Transmission." "This is not a test." "This is an Emergency Broadcast Transmission." "Today, NO AA has concluded..." " Turn that up!" "... the solar flares may last longer and cause more damage to our infrastructure than we originally thought." "We're recommending that people stay indoors until further notice." "Bring your pets inside." "Stock up on extra water and, if possible, seek out fortified underground shelter." " General, what time is it happening?" " General, excuse me..." "The shelters we have are currently overwhelmed." "The best advice we can offer the public is to seek your own." "Sir!" "One more question about the warning." "We are assessing this information as it becomes available." "It was only recently confirmed." "Where is the President?" "The President and his staff are currently being transported to a secure location." "Hello?" " Dad?" "Caleb, are you okay?" "Tell me exactly where you are." "We're at a gas station." "I don't know where." "The damage information regarding the destructive power of these flares is a scientific matter, and I'm not gonna speculate..." "Are you coming with us?" "I need you to stay right there." "Get me an..." "Caleb, get back to the car now." "Caleb?" " John?" " Where are you?" "We're in Westford." "I'm sorry." "I had to do this for Abby and for Caleb." " I'm taking them to the caves." " I found the numbers!" "They're the location of your mother's mobile home." "That's where we've got to go." " Don't do this to me." "Please." " I know how it sounds." "You want us to head toward the place where this is supposed to happen?" "Are you insane?" "It's a chance we gotta take or we're all gonna die!" "Stay where you are!" "I'll be right there!" "No!" "If we go to the caves, we have a chance!" "You said the sun can't reach that far!" "The caves won't save us!" "Nothing can!" "The radiation will penetrate a mile into the Earth's crust!" "Do you hear me?" "Our only shot is to go where the numbers want us to go." " It's what we're meant to do!" " No, I don't believe you!" "I'm taking the children!" "We have to save the children!" "Don't you move, Diana!" "Caleb is my son, and I'll decide where he goes!" "Diana!" "Caleb!" "Are you there?" "Abby!" "Abby!" "Abby!" "Help!" "Somebody took my daughter!" "Abby!" "Damn it!" "Where did she go?" "Everyone needs to do this immediately." "We are facing a natural threat of global proportions, and there is very little that this government..." "Same thing happened with Y2K." "They are gonna wake up tomorrow morning feeling pretty stupid." "Thirty minutes ago there was a woman here." "She was screaming!" "She was with a kid!" "He was on your pay phone!" "He's a nine-year-old kid!" "Some guy took the lady's car with the kids inside." "Drove right off with it." " The woman, where'd she go?" " That way!" "Go lock the door!" "Stop that, you crazy..." "You've got to pay for that!" "Hey, stop!" "You need to seek protection from the sun and it needs to be immediately." "We're facing a deadly threat." "Get out!" "I didn't see you!" "Hey!" "Get out of here!" " Is she..." "Where are the children?" " We can't help you now, sir." "Calm down, all of you!" "Just calm down!" "Charge." "Clear." "Again." "Clear." " Okay, call it." " 12:00 midnight exactly." "There's a man down." "We need help." "Diana." "I'm sorry." "Caleb!" "Where is he?" "Where's Caleb?" "I want my son!" "I want my son!" "Now!" "Dad, don't!" "Are you hurt?" "What did he do to you?" "It's okay, Dad." "I'm okay." "This is my friend." "They said I can keep him." "Caleb, I want you to come with me." "We're going now." "But we have to go with them." "They won't hurt us." "Abby, are you okay?" " Your mom wanted to be here, honey." "I know." "The whisper people told me that Mommy's safe now." "They've been protecting us all along, Dad." "They sent a message ahead of them to prepare the way, and now they've come for us." "Who are you?" "It's time to go, Dad." "They've chosen us so we can start over." "So everything can start over." "What do you mean?" "I don't understand." "Why is he saying that, Dad?" "What?" "What's he saying, Caleb?" "He's saying only the chosen must go, those who heard the call." "Please." "I can't go with you, Caleb." "I mean, I can't go with you." "They've chosen us to go." "They haven't chosen us, Caleb." "They've chosen you, both of you." "You have to take care of Abby now." "You have to be strong for her." "No." "I don't want to go without you." "They could've taken you away from me, but they didn't, because you have to make this decision yourself." "But you promised." "You said we'd be together forever." "We will be." "We will be." "I'm not leaving you." "But you gotta go with them." "You gotta go." "You gotta go with them." "Caleb, Caleb, listen to me, Caleb." "Stop, stop." "Stop." "Listen to me." "Listen." "We're gonna be together." "We're all gonna be together." "And Mom's gonna be with us, too." "I know it." "I know that now." "I know it." "Look." "Here." "Take this." "Take this." "Keep it with you." "One day, you'll know what it means." "I love you, Daddy." "Where's Caleb?" "Caleb's safe." "We're going to stay on the air for as long as possible." "All we can say is what we've been repeating all morning." "Get to any kind of underground shelter." "We've been told the satellite..." "This isn't the end, Son." "I know."

" What do we want?" "!" " Justice!" " When do we want it?" " Now!" " What do we want?" "!" " Justice!" " When do we want it?" " Now!" " What do we want?" "!" " Justice!" " When do we want it?" " Now!" " Your Honour, it's murder, even when the police do it." "Detective William James Taggart swore an oath to protect and serve the people of New York." "He shattered that oath." "The state will prove that there is probable cause to try him for the murder of Mikey Tavarez." "Thank you, Your Honour." " Mr. Davies." " Your Honour, it isn't murder when the other guy is shooting at you." "It isn't murder when the other guy has a gun." "Five three, one-twenty." " What are we drinking, Chief?" " Nothing for me, sir." " Huh." "Civilization going to pieces." "Ah..." "Oh!" "You know, there are..." "a lot of men in this town who would find it hard to trust a man as respectable as you." "I am not one of those men." "Your boss, the police commissioner, he's an asshole." " I came to discuss the Taggart case, sir." " What is there to discuss?" "It won't even make it past preliminary." " Well, maybe we should hope it does, sir." "Those 10,000 people on the courthouse steps are gonna find it very hard to believe that this wasn't murder, plain and simple." " How's this for plain and simple?" "There's one less homicidal rapist walking the streets." " Uh, Mikey Tavarez was found innocent of those charges, sir." " He walked on a technicality." "You and I both know he raped and killed Yesenia Barea." " The law says differently, sir." " You always this much fun, Chief?" "I think Billy Taggart is a hero." "And I like getting my photograph taken next to heroes." "I also like winning Staten Island without actually having to go there." " A witness came forward this morning, sir." " We are two minutes away from the judge's decision." " He came forward with evidence." " Where is it?" " It's been temporarily misplaced." " The witness?" " A kid." " Is he legal?" "Is his mother legal?" "We need to find out what he wants." " Appears he wants justice, sir." " Well, nobody gets that." "What do you want, Chief?" " I want what's best for the city, sir." " It is the court's view... that the state has failed to present a clear case for why the shooting should amount to murder and not self-defence." "Therefore the defendant will not be held to answer to these charges at trial." "He's free to go." "Court adjourned." " Detective." "Sorry to interrupt." "Chief Fairbanks want to see you." " Here's our guy." "How are you?" " Mr. Mayor." " Billy." " Hey, Chief." " Sit down, Detective." " What's this about?" " Sit down." " Don't worry about the Chief." "We draw straws for "good cop, bad cop" and he won." " What, does he wanna interrogate me now?" " No." "No, no." "I just wanted to get in a room with you." "And I wanted to tell you how proud I am of you." "You've done the city a great favour." "You, in my eyes: hero." " Thank you." " Here's the thing." "Some uncomfortable evidence has come to light." "If it should come out we will be fucked." "And it is a necessity that we remain un-fucked." "So..." " You're done, Detective." " Yesenia Barea was 16 years old, Chief." " Mikey Tavarez was exonerated." " Yeah, and they got it wrong." " So you put it right." " No, I'm not the bad guy, Chief." "Mr. Mayor..." " You keep telling yourself that." " You see, Billy, there's some wars you fight, and some wars you walk away from." " Mayor..." " This is not the fighting kind." "I have a long memory, son." "If you ever change your number you make sure you let my office know." "Mayor Nicholas Hostetler is Wall Street's approved candidate." "At least that's the charge coming from the Mayor's rival," "Councilman Jack Valliant, who spoke to reporters earlier today." " Hey!" "What the fuck you doin'?" "!" " Hey, what...?" "!" "Ah!" " Hey, what the fuck's going on out here?" "!" " I don't..." "Take it easy." " What's going on?" " This guy tried to attack me." "Motherfucker!" "No, stop!" "No!" "Please!" "No." " Fucker." "Where's my camera?" "Sweetheart, look at me for a second, please?" "Thank you." "Sonofabitch." ""Just like in the beginning, when no one would admit something was happening."" ""Never... happened, never... happened."" "Big part, too disturbing..." "Something..." "Ay dios, Billy." "Otra vez?" " Alright, alright." " When are you gonna stop doing this, Billy?" " Stop what?" " Coming home looking like a pack of bloody meat." " I thought you liked bloody meat." " I'm a vegetarian." " Yeah, well, you gotta get your protein somehow, right?" " You're an asshole." " Ow." "So did you pick up your dress for the premiere?" " Tomorrow." " Am I gonna like this dress?" " I think you'll approve." " Will Ryan like this dress?" " I dunno." "I'm not familiar with his tastes." " Come on, I see the looks he gives you." " How come you see these looks and I don't see these looks?" " Because you only see the best in people." "It's your fatal flaw." " And what's yours?" " Not being able to see the best in people." " Not even me?" " You're the exception, you know that." " Well, I'm an actress." "Maybe I've got you fooled." " I'm a detective." "You couldn't if you tried." "It's down to the wire, with New Yorkers set to vote in just eight days." "Our latest poll shows Councilman Jack Valliant pulling ahead in the race for mayor." "Let's go inside the numbers and look at what a potential Valliant administration could..." "No, Tom, no, not a few weeks." "Months." "Simon Cowell was still on American Idol when we did this job for you." "Well, what do you mean, what do I want?" "What, am I speaking Latin here?" "I want payment, Tom." "Payment." "I want $5,500 dollars, is what..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Fucking crossdresser." "Hi." "Gary Lyman's office, please?" "Yeah, I'll wait." " If that's your brother calling collect again, Katy, I swear." " It's called collections, Billy." "Y'know, because you don't like to charge nobody up front." " How's it comin'?" " Uh, you know that theory of yours about never being broke if somebody owes you?" "We're broke." "Hee-hee." "Yeah, no, I'm still holding." "Yeah." " What is this?" " Some guy from Staten Island said he's gonna find you and kill you." " Call him back." "Tell him he owes me a camera." " Oh." "Oh, he just stepped out?" "Oh, yeah, just now?" "Okay, well... you tell him he's got till the close of business today to call Katy from Billy Taggart's office." "Or else I'm gonna tell his wife he's been screwing his assistant for the past 11 months, how about that?" "!" " Are you serious?" " Look, these people provoke me, Billy." "All day." "You don't even know." " This is a professional workplace, Katy." " Yeah." "Once more with conviction." " How much have you cleared?" " Uh... like... $1,800?" " Well, that's not bad." "How much is still outstanding?" " Forty-two thousand." " Gimme the fuckin' numbers." " Yeah." " How about I fuckin' garnish your wages, put a lien on your garage until I've gotten every cent of the eight grand you owe me?" "Does that work for you?" " How about I pay you in instalments?" " Yeah, three instalments of 2,650." "First payment this Friday." "Talk to Katy." "Jimmy." "Hey, buddy." "It's Billy." " What's up, Bill?" " Oh, just checkin' on you." "Hoping I can get that payment, buddy." " Aw, well, y'know, things have been a little slow here, y'know." "I've been, uh..." "really going through some rough times." "How many times did you catch him, literally with his pants down, and I'm supposed to pay for his infidelity?" "!" " Well, you're the one that hired me, Amber." "That's the way this works." " I'm supposed to foot the goddamn bill?" "!" "How many times, Billy?" "Tell me that!" " Eight times, Amber, for a total billing of $4,000." "C'mon!" " Send him the invoice, then!" "Listen, Billy, I'm not paying you a fuckin' dime." " I want my fuckin' money!" " Yeah, you'll get it." "Neveruary." " What kind of man are you, Dave?" "Because I tell you, Dave, a man that doesn't pay his debts is the worst kind of man there is." "Is that the kind of man you are?" " Okay, okay." "I can maybe get you half by Monday." " Alright, half is fair, I can do half." "Talk to Katy." " Hey, Dave." "Katy." "So what time Monday, huh?" " I'm going to get some air." " Okay." "Billy?" "!" "Billy!" "Phone!" " Take a message!" " It's the mayor." " You seem nervous." " Yeah, it's probably the bomb I got shoved up my asshole." "Too soon?" " Councilman Valliant, any comment on the Bolton Village sale?" " I think this is a sad day for New York." "I never thought I'd see a mayor of this city, even this mayor, stoop so low as to steal the homes of 30,000 hard-working New Yorkers." "And I guarantee you that I will not let this sale stand when I'm elected mayor on Tuesday." " Do you think the timing of the mayor's announcement is political?" " Absolutely." "I know it's political." "And that's not to say that Nick Hostetler doesn't care, because evidently he cares very deeply about two things:" "His own job and taking care of his buddies on Wall Street." " Do you have a message to the people of Bolton Village, Councilman?" " Yes, I do." "Help is on the way." "Come Tuesday, you will have an ally in City Hall." "Vote your interests next week, and we'll take this city back." " Can't even get his numbers right." "Bolton Village is home to 37,512." "And you know what this deal means for them?" " Valliant seems to think it means inevitable eviction, Mayor." " Valliant thinks." "What it means is better service, more attentive landlords, somebody actually showing up when the toilet is blocked or the heat's on the fritz." "It means paint on the walls and it means the windows fixed." " Valliant says Solstein Donagan's gonna jack up their rents, replace 'em with yuppies." " This is a great deal for the people of Bolton Village, and it's a great deal for the city of New York." " Do you think the announcement of this deal will, uh, add to your poll numbers, sir?" " Well, you know, Mike, if the readers of the New York Post want to reward competence, who am I to argue with that?" "Excuse me." "Yeah." "Well, obviously, that was some attempt at humour." "No, call off the brigade." "Bring him up." "Thank you." "Alright, Mike, get outta here." "Go and do the people's work." " Good luck Tuesday, Mayor." " Hey, hey, thank you." "Look - ahem - here's one for the car." "One for the wife." "And that one for the kid." "Put it on his school bag." " Thanks, Mayor." " Alright." " Mr. Mayor." " Hey." "You know, Billy, we take threats of terrorism very seriously around here." " Right." " Even from good Catholic boys like you." "I'm only kidding." "Look at you, lookin' all civilized." " It's good to see you, Mayor." " See this golden boy on your way in?" " Yeah, I caught a glimpse." " Y'know, if I'm being honest, ah..." "I find it faintly insulting." " What's that, the fact that you're running dead even with a nobody?" " Yeah." "You were always were more balls than tact." " Hey, I don't know what came over me, Mayor." "I'm actually trying to reverse the trend." " No, you shouldn't." "It's one of your strong suits." "Scotch?" " Uh, I'm on the wagon, thank you." " Really?" "What about if I just, uh, pour one for you... and I'm gonna leave it between us like a symbol, y'know?" " You gonna be able to put this guy away, you think?" " I ever tell you about Johnny Ingrisano?" " I don't think you told me that one, Mayor." " Every day, growing up in Queens, this guy would pummel me at recess." "Every day." "What could I do?" "I was just a kid." "A couple of years ago, I heard Ingrisano got in some legal trouble." "The kind of trouble another guy could get himself out of easily." "So I got involved." "Now, he scratches his ass without permission, he spends a week in Rikers." "Jack Valliant reminds me a lot of Johnny Ingrisano." "You ever do any hunting?" " Naw." " You should try it." "You would be a natural." "And you'd love the dogs." "Y'know, women call men dogs." "They mean it to suggest we're... somehow untrustworthy or disloyal." "But a dog is anything but." "And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women?" "You ever seen a bitch in heat, Billy?" "She'll grind herself across the grass to try and get at that itch." "And if she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, any dog'll do." " I'm not sure I'm following you, Mayor." " I need you to help me find the sonofabitch who's fucking my wife." " You think she's having an affair?" " I know she's having an affair." " Maybe you should call the Post and confirm." " She's smarter than that." "So is he." "He's like a goddamn phantom." " Maybe he doesn't exist." " I still want the pictures." "I wanna know who he is," "I wanna know where he's from," "I wanna know how big his dick is, how long he lasts." "Where do they fuck, in hotels or at his place?" "I wanna know if he makes her come, or if she fakes it with him, too." "And I wanna know everything by election day." " Why?" "What's it got to do with the election?" " New Yorkers, they've elected drunks, crooks, Italians, homos, Jews and blacks to that seat, but they will not elect is some guy whose wife is fucking some other guy behind his back." "Now this... pussy, this Jack Valliant, he may be too much of a lightweight to use this story if it comes across his desk." "But his staff will not hesitate." " What if she doesn't see him before next Tuesday?" " Then it's gonna be the easiest $50,000 you ever made." "Half now, half later." " Half right now?" " Right this instant." "What do you say?" " I say yes." " You get me what I need." " I will, Mayor." "You consider it done." " You can get my wife's schedule from Valerie on the way out." " Mm-hmm." " Something wrong?" " When you called, I didn't think it'd be for something like this." " Yeah." "Neither did I." "Hey, Billy." "Welcome back." " Thanks, Mayor." "The local New York news time is 7:52." "Public housing goes private..." " You got time for breakfast?" " Baby, have you seen my keys?" " On the table, by your hot-sauce collection." "So it looks like we can do L.A. in style." "I landed a pretty big contract yesterday." "I got some cushion now." " Yeah?" "That sounds great." "I'm gonna text you all the details for the cast dinner tomorrow." "Okay?" " No." "No, no, no." "I'm not going to that." "Those guys take that metrosexual shit way too far." "I don't give a fuck you wanna be a thespian or a lesbian." "That's fine." "But when a grown man starts whipping out a compact and a powder-puff for dinner, that's no good." " Can you pretend to be interested?" "Just one night, baby, please?" "It's not every day that your girlfriend stars in her first indie film." " If you ask me nicely." " Can you, please?" " Yes." "Maybe put a little powder on me, so I don't feel so left out." " No." " Okay." "But I feel uncomfortable around those people." "Ladies and gentlemen, the First Lady of New York City, Cathleen Hostetler." " We did it!" "Equality has finally come to New York." "Some said that now wasn't the right time to wage this fight." "Well, I say there's never a wrong time to fight for what is rightfully yours." "I say there is never a wrong time to stand up to the bullies." "Even if they're powerful bullies." "Especially if they're powerful bullies." "That just makes the victory so much sweeter." "Yes, ma'am!" " And today we declare a victory." "Today we declare, with our hearts full and our heads high:" ""This is my life and I will love whom I damn well choose."" "Thank you." " Come on, buddy, show me your face." "Shit." "Damn." " You read the Times this morning?" " No, I did not." "I read the Post, like the rest of New York" " Interesting editorial." " That rag is a glorified tabloid for rich people." " You're rich, aren't you, Nick?" "Filthy rich if recent events are any indication." " Y'know, I heard your speech went down like gangbusters last night." " Mm." " Like the opening night of "Mamma Mia,"" "they say." "Queens doing back flips in the aisles." " Mm." "Somebody you know attend?" " You know who's really excited about this new law?" " Who?" " Artie." "He says he's never written so many prenups in his life." "You remember Artie?" " I think of him every day." " You didn't mention the election last night." " It was not the proper forum." " Darlin' it's election season." "Every forum's the proper forum." "Act accordingly." "Bo!" "C'mere." " Smile." "A little to the left." " This is what you do all day?" "Spy on beautiful women in swanky restaurants?" " Yeah, if you consider the finer bodegas of Bensonhurst swanky." " We should do this more often." " Figured it was time you earned your keep." " Does that mean I get paid this month?" " Yep." "Soon as I see that phone bill." " He's my brother." "What do you want?" " Send him a phone card." " Yeah, I should, right?" " He doing' alright?" " Y'know..." "Sing Sing ain't no place for guys with good hearts." "Why'd the mayor call you, Billy?" " Ah, she's grabbing her things." " Shit." "What do I do?" " Calm down." "Look at me." "Smile." "Thatta girl." "Stand up, get your coat." "Just keep smiling and talking, okay?" " My heart is pounding, Billy." " Purse." "C'mere." "Beat her to the door." "Then get across the street so you can cover whichever direction she goes." "Call me when you got her." " Okay." " Alright, you're my eyes." "What do we have?" " Uptown on Madison, towards 45th." "She dumped the friend, picked up her bodyguard." " Alright, keep at her pace." "No more than two bodies between you, okay?" " She's on the phone." "She just took a call." " Blackberry?" " It's a flip phone." " Alright, I need you to get in closer, okay?" "Get me a name, Katy." "A place, a time, something, anything." " Okay." " No, no, no, I..." "I understand." "So, uh, what time, darling?" "I'll be there." " It's him, Billy." "She's arranging a meeting." " Alright, I got her." "Yeah." "I'll be there soon." "Alright, go." " Ma'am?" "Ma'am!" "Sorry, it's-i-i-it's yours." "I think you dropped this." " Yes, thank you." " Ah, you're welcome." "Looks like she's going to the Roosevelt." "Should we follow her?" " No, she's gonna figure out we were here soon enough." "We need to find out who this number belongs to." "If he drives a Lexus, we got our guy." " Welcome back to the Roosevelt, Mrs. Hostetler." " Thank you, Kenny." " I got him." " You got him?" " Oh, I got him." "And it's good, Billy." " How good?" " Ugh... wondrous good." " Wondrous?" "What, they teach you that at DeVry?" " I go to Hunter, asshole." " Oh!" "Pardon me!" " It's a sophisticated place, alright?" "I got sophisticated friends." "We read books." "We drink wine." " Really?" "Are you old enough to drink?" " Be surprised what I'm old enough to do." " Hey, easy, okay?" " For example, I'm old enough to vote." "And it might come of some interest, when casting my ballot, to know that Jack Valliant's campaign manager, a guy named Paul Andrews, is fucking the mayor's wife." " Bullshit." " And he drives a Lexus." " This is good." " It's borderline orgasmic, Billy." " Did you learn that at Hunter, too?" " Wouldn't you like to know?" " This is not gonna go over good with the mayor." "That is a cold bitch." "Your attention, please." "All luggage and parcels must be attended at all times." "Any items left unattended..." " Montauk." "Round trip." "Peak." "... will be removed by and subject to search by the M.T.A. Police." " Thank you." " Thank you for your cooperation." " Whoa!" "How you lookin' against the kid?" " The numbers are holding steady." " Steady?" " Yeah." " What the fuck does that mean?" " Steady is a prelude to a shift." "Okay?" " In what direction?" " The incumbent, Sam." "Always to the incumbent." " Really?" " Ah!" " Ah-hah!" "A little slow, Nick." " Yeah?" "You just watch your ass, I'll take care of mine." " Yeah, I'm beginning to wonder if you can." " It's like Griffith and Paret... in '62." "Emile Griffith and Benny Paret, you remember that?" " Yeah." " So the kid is Paret, I'm Griffith." " You mean you're the fag?" " I am Griffith minus the fag angle." "I'm holdin' back." "I'm making him think he's got it won." "And then comes the twelfth round, Sam." "You remember that?" " Yeah." " The kill shot." " Fuck you." "So, Nick I've got a half a million sunk in your campaign and a lot more riding on the result." "So... why don't you just tell me how you're gonna win this thing." " We have dirt dropping on the news desks of every paper and every network... across this city tonight." " Will it stick?" " No, it won't stick, it's all bullshit." "But it will smudge." "And that'll get the undecideds thinking again, and Sunday night at the debate, I will put him away." " Well, you better, Nick." "You just better." " You know who you're voting for?" " Nah, don't think I'll make it to the polls." "I usually try to vote for president, but..." " President doesn't determine the quality of life in Brooklyn, no?" " How'd you know I was from Brooklyn?" " You just told me you were from Brooklyn." "I'm in the business of picking up on these things." " What are you, a private eye?" " No." "Private eye?" "Private eyes still exist?" " So what do you do, then?" " I'm in politics." " So who do you recommend?" " Oh, I recommend the new guy." " Ah, come on, he's too clean." "New York's this big, messy place." " Well, does it have to be?" " No, I mean, it could be better, of course, but it's been pretty good the last few years under Hostetler." " So what do you do, then?" " I work sanitation." " You clean up pretty well for a garbage man." " I'm just doing it to impress a lady." " Ah, it's always a lady." "Local 831?" " Yeah, 15 years." " Fifteen years." "You own a home?" " In New York?" " Exactly." "So why is it that you, a union man - and I take it a native New Yorker - why is it that you don't own your own home in the city?" "Yet every Bernie and Gordon who get off this fuckin' train with an MBA and low to no scruples, they own one." "They own one in the city and one on the island." "So where is yours?" "I'm just saying." " So you own a house out here?" " No..." "No." "No, don't get me wrong, I like the water and the sand and the grass, but no." "The only thing better than getting outta that damn city is going back to it." "Nah, just about everything and anyone I love is in that city." "The next and final stop will be Montauk." "All passengers must depart the train at Montauk." "Please be sure to gather all..." " Nice talking to you." " Yeah, you, too." "Oh, shit." "Taggart Agency." " Were you on the other line?" " No, I'm trying to save your business." " Y'know, I don't get to say this too often, but you were right." " Really?" " The mayor's wife is fucking the campaign manager." " Told you." " Call the mayor, tell him I got some pictures." " Okay." " And stay off the fuckin' phone." " I wasn't a..." " Ryan, I wouldn't even be in this movie if it wasn't for you." "So thank you." "That was really sweet." " Mm." "This guy right here, we got a real civilian here." "C'mon, William, tell us." "Wh-what do you do, uh..." " I-I don't do anything important." "I take pictures." "It's... very boring." " Oh, shit." "You're not paparazzi, are you?" " No." "I actually, uh..." "mostly stick to real people, so..." " Billy is a private investigator." "He used to be a cop." " Get outta here." "You serious?" " Is that how you two met?" "You promised not to write her a ticket if she goes out with you." " Yeah, something like that." " Well, details, details, tell us everything." " Come on, Billy, details." "How'd a guy like you end up with a girl like Natalie?" " A guy like me?" " Ah, I can't imagine you were too big on the theatre." " This is you guys' party." "Let's talk about your movie." "I'd rather hear about that." " No." "No one leaves this table without singing the blues, Billy." "Natalie, you gotta pick up the slack here." "How did you meet this charming guy?" " Billy was a friend of the family." " Ah, so you guys lived in the same neighbourhood, or...?" " He worked by where I lived." " So you fell in love with the neighbourhood policeman?" "C'mon." " We were just a bunch of broke Puerto Ricans that nobody gave a damn about." "And Billy was good to us." " Barrow?" "Is that Puerto Rican?" " It's actually Barea." " Nat..." "Natalie Barea." " Natalia." " That actually has nice little ring to it." " Yeah." " Okay, you changed it so you could play more Anglo?" " No." "I changed it because..." "I was tired of going into auditions and the first question out of the casting director's mouth was if I was related to Yesenia Barea." " Who's that?" " My sister." " Is she famous or somethin'?" " Yeah." "Her face was in all the papers about seven years ago." " Nat." "Please, don't..." " Beautiful 16-year-old girl found raped and beaten to death in an abandoned apartment in Bolton Village." "Billy was good to us." "It was a really hard time and he made it better." " Well, sure, that's because you like to accuse anyone who doesn't agree with letting the rich off scot-free of engaging in class warfare when in reality you know full well what real class warfare is:" "stealing the homes of working people in Bolton Village, and handing them over at a cut rate to an investment bank." "That, sir, is real class warfare." " Well, maybe where you grew up in Connecticut," "$3 billion is considered cut-rate, but here in New York City," "$3 billion is considered a lot of money that can solve a lot of problems." " All due respect, you don't solve problems by bending over for billionaires." " Oh, I may bend over for billionaires, but, you know what?" "You come from a long line of 'em." "And, by the way, how are the renovations coming on that $4 million townhouse of yours over in Brooklyn Heights?" " You want my house, too?" "Take it." "I'm upside-down on my mortgage like the rest of this city." "Because the system has been rigged by men like you." " Fuck, that's good." " Yeah?" " I like that." "You make that stick, you pull undecideds off the fence." " Okay." "Alright." "We need that moment." "Paul." "You know that, uh, "Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy." That moment." "And it's got to be Bolton Village-related." " I'm telling you, it's good." "You stick to the issues, people will see the difference between the two of you." " It's not clean enough, Paul." "It's gotta be clean-cut." "He's got this clear line of attack on me." "I'm the rich Connecticut carpetbagger." "What the hell is he?" " He's out of a job come Tuesday if you stick to the fuckin' issues." " You're missing the point!" "He's a crook!" "I need to be able to hammer that home when he taunts me and pokes at me about my family money," "Harvard and all the rest of it." "I need to be able to lay his fat ass flat!" "You, sir, are a crook and a liar!" "And if he tries to challenge me to prove it, I pull out that glorious piece of paper you said you'd provide and I start reading out loud." " Let's take 10." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Alright, so what's your problem, Jack?" " The Daily News is my problem, Paul." "The Post, the Times, they're all the same." "Pick one." "We got Hostetler backing up a dump-truckload of shit on me and our campaign's coming up with piss-all by the way of pushback." "I thought that's what Montauk was all about." "What happened to that source of yours?" " I'm working on it." " So that's why you disappeared for nine hours yesterday?" " He kept us waiting." "Kept us on the hook." "I told you." " You came back stinking of booze." " I had a fucking cocktail, sweetheart." " So where is our pushback, then?" " Our pushback are truth and facts, Jack." "That's how we play." " Where are our headlines?" "That's all I wanna know." " I'll tell you something." "We don't need headlines, Jack." "We don't need headlines, because we're winning." "Even their internal polling has us up by three." "You're winning on your own fucking terms." "But let me tell you something, you go onto that debate stage and you try to win that debate by going negative blow to negative blow, he'll fuckin' destroy you." "Understand that." " Glad you got so much faith in me, Paul." " I'm all faith, you smug sonofabitch." "Why don't you try having some?" " Just do me a favour." "Just do your job." "Just get me that file." " Yes, sir." " Hey, Murdock." "Save some for the rest of us, will you?" " Mm, Billy, God, holy shit." "What are you doing here?" " I was in the neighbourhood." " Yeah, me, too." " You club a herd of penguins for that getup?" " This number?" "What can I say?" "Private sector's been good to me." " Oh, you a shamus?" " Nah, security." "See that kid over there?" "That's T odd Lancaster." "That's my charge." "Rich kid." "Pop tears down buildings for a living, wants him to run the business one day." "I'm making sure he stays on the straight and narrow till then." " How you doin', Mr. Mayor?" " Tony, how are you?" "Harris, come and say hello." "This is Harris Sargent, SVP at Solstein Donagan." "Helped me push through the Bolton Village deal." "Four billion dollars we beat out of this poor bastard." " Hi, Mr. Sargent." "Good to see you." "You remember my son, Todd?" " Todd." " If you do, you get a prize." " Todd, when are you gonna do the world a favour and take the business from your old man?" " When I die and he grows a pair." " Oh, shit." " Some fuckin' party here, huh?" " I'd rather be home watching the Knicks." " Do what, lose?" "This is the best game in town, babe." "You got the commissioner over there." "It's the worst-kept secret on earth, him and the mayor can't stand each other." "But the commish don't miss a party." "It's like watching Italian opera, them two." " What the hell do you know about opera?" " Just 'cause I don't understand the language, don't mean they ain't out to fuck each other." "Alright?" " Suite 5101, Mr. Taggart." "I'm told it's urgent." " Excuse me." " In the neighbourhood, my ass." " May I offer you a drink, Mr. Taggart?" " I don't drink." " But you used to." "I can tell." " How?" " By those three seconds you let pass before turning down the drink." "How long has it been?" " Seven years." " Good for you." "Finally hit rock bottom, huh?" " I did it to keep a woman." " Then you do believe in love." " I believe in loving' the one you're with." " Hmm." "What are you, stupid or Catholic?" " Both." " To your health, Mr. Taggart." " Well... perhaps you could explain what I'm doin' up here?" " Being tailed is exhausting." "If I might pry for a moment, how much are you being paid for your efforts?" " Which efforts are those?" " The work you're doing for the mayor." "I'll give you $50,000 to give it up." " Well, that's very generous, but I got a contract with the mayor." " Break it." " You don't break contract with the mayor." " Don't I know it." " Why don't you just leave him?" " This is not what you think it is, Mr. Taggart." " I take pictures, Mrs. Hostetler." "I don't get paid to think." " If the last seven years of your life mean anything, if that woman you put down the bottle for means anything... walk... away." "Because if you think you're investigating adultery," "Mr. Taggart, you don't know Nicholas Hostetler very well." " I see you've met Billy." " Yes, we met." " Did he tell you he's doing some work for me?" " He mentioned it." " Did he mention it was exclusive?" " Yes, he did." " You used to know what exclusive meant, dear." "In this case, it means I worked for it keep your grubby little paws off it." " Poor Nicky." "You never did learn how to share, did you?" "Well, don't worry..." "I'll teach you before it's too late." " Careful, dear." " You, too, darling." "Mr. Taggart, please take care." " I need a drink." "What have you got for me?" " Actually, Mayor, I think I need a few more days." "I'm pretty sure I got things nailed down," "I just wanna take another 48 hours to confirm." " You have an envelope... of photographs in your pocket." "That I paid for." "Right?" "Right?" "Burning a hole in your bleeding heart?" "Good work." "Alright, Billy, we're done." " Hey, Ryan, you excited tonight?" " Ryan!" " Whoa!" "Whoo!" "You go, Natalie!" "Yeah, Natalie!" "Whoo-hoo!" " I love the line between the sky and the water." "You see how it gets darker the farther it is away, and it's just a line separating sky from water." "He's religious." "I get it, he's gotta have hope." "He's gotta have something to believe in." " Why do you have to bring him up?" "What does it matter?" "Not everything in this life is black and white." "Let's not talk about him anymore." " Let's go." " Ah!" " Kiss of Life!" " Kiss of Life!" "Sundance, here we come!" " Alright." " Pretty trippy." "Like it?" " It's beautiful." " Really?" " Excuse me." " Yeah?" " Can I get a double Jameson, please?" " Yeah, you got it." "Again." " You want a water back for that?" " Just pour the fucking drink, please." "Thank you." " Billy, what are you doing?" " Hey, Nat, I just..." "I just didn't wanna be the only one not celebrating." " Billy, don't do this." " It's a party, right?" "And what a fucking movie that was, Nat." "I mean, my God, I never seen you that good." "I mean, that was incredible." "You were so convincing." " Excuse me." "Can you take this drink back, please?" " Please, okay?" "I'm fine." " Billy, don't!" "That's enough." " What?" "What?" " You promised me, Billy." "How can you hurt me like this?" " How can I hurt you?" "You haven't once asked me how I'm feeling..." " This is not your night, Billy." "I've worked so hard for this." "It doesn't mean anything to you, does it?" "You know, why don't you go do a line, too?" "Go back to being the old Billy, 'cause everybody knows what a great guy he was." "I'm gonna go hang out with my friends." " You mean Ryan?" "What, d'you fuck him?" " Don't do this." " Fine." "I'll go ask him myself." " Billy." "Just go home." "Please?" " Tell me the truth or I'll start breakin' shit." " There's nothing left for you to break." " Tell me the truth." "You told me it was gonna be artistic, some simple love scene." " I can't do this anymore." " You can't do this?" "What the fuck does that mean?" "!" " We're in pieces." "We've always been in pieces." " I'm taking you home." "Now!" " Are you not listening to me?" " No, I'm not listening, Nat!" "And you're not leaving me, not here, not for this bunch of fuckin' assholes!" " I can't." " Nat." "Please." "Natalie." "I'm sorry." " There's nothing left between us, Billy." " Don't say that." "I'm sorry." " Nothing." "We've had a dead girl holding us together for seven years." "It's just not enough anymore." " How could you say that?" "Natalie, ple..." "I'm sorry." " Nat, you alright?" " Yeah." " Billy, stop it!" "No!" "Let him go." "Billy, please, please." " Fuckin' actor." "Yeah, you fucked him." "Aw, what the..." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Wait a second." "What the fuck?" "Y'know what?" "I've wasted my fuckin' money!" "And I waste my fucking time!" "Natalie?" "Katy, I can't talk right now." "What?" "Katy, don't fuck with me." "What are you saying?" "Shit." "Reports of multiple gunshots in the vicinity of Jane and Washington." "One victim reported." "Medical assistance is en route." " Stand back." "Right behind the line." " Please, everybody, stay back." " Thank you." " Hey, Tony!" " He's with me." " Okay." " Thanks for doing this, Jansen." " You got it." "We get the first call just after one." "Report of gunshots." "Six more calls inside a minute, all 2-11 s." "First units arrive around three minutes later, he's already good and dead by then." " What's it look like?" " Well, so far, so good on robbery." "He didn't have a wallet on him, but his apartment's right here, so maybe he left it inside." "We're working on getting the landlord down here to let us in." " Any cash when you found him?" " No keys, no cash." "Like I said: so far, so good on robbery." "So when's the last time, uh, you seen one of these?" " You're not really thinking robbery?" " No, we're spinning robbery." "Media's pushing robbery." "It's a counterfactual robbery." "Now it's your turn, Taggart." "What the hell's this got to do with you?" " That's funny, Billy." "I was just about to ask you that my damn self." "Stay with me, Billy." "This is what I got." "I got a former-NYPD-detective- turned-private-eye at a fundraiser for the mayor." "His mother's life depended on it, he couldn't find the money to afford a ticket to this thing." "That's Thursday." "Then - this is the good part - 24 hours later, at the murder scene of the man running the campaign to unseat the mayor, whoo, imagine, that very same private eye." "Explain that to me, Billy." "Is this Hostetler?" "Is this what you gave him last night?" "You gave him Andrews?" " I gave him pictures." " You gave him pictures." "Of who?" "Who were the pictures of?" " His wife." " His wife and who?" " Oh, I can't tell you that." " You better start telling me something." "Explain to me what you're doing at my crime scene." " I was in the neighbourhood." " You were just in the neighbourhood." "Paul Andrews is dead!" "What, you think you're gonna piss on him and walk away?" "This is an execution." "This is a fucking assassination." "Did you finger Andrews?" "This what you do now, Billy, you set up executions?" " Fuck you." " Fuck me?" " Fuck you." "I took a job, Chief." "I didn't ask questions." "I gave him pictures and I walked away." "Oh, you think I gave him up to get murdered?" " I think you're too damned smart to think you were setting him up for anything else." " Fuck you!" "I did my job!" " No." "You fuckin' knew." " I did my job." " Commissioner." " Get outta here." "Let me tell you something, Billy." "I'm taking Hostetler down." "He sees election day, it'll be from inside a cage like a monkey." "Now, you either help me, or you'll be in there with him sucking on bananas, too." "What?" " Commissioner, there's an issue." " Something up, Commissioner?" " You're on the door, Detective." "Nobody gets in here." " All due respect..." " You're on the fucking door." "Now, Jack..." "What happened tonight, Jack?" "Don't worry about him, he's with me." "Everyone's with you." " I need you to look at me, Jack." "Talk to me, okay?" "Put the whiskey down, Jack." "Okay?" "Okay, Jack?" "Okay." "You need to straighten up, Jack." "Lock the door." "It's gonna be okay, Jack." "Just tell me exactly what happened." " Y'know, you're not a real cop." "You're just a whore." " We're gonna go for a walk and get some fresh air." "It'll make you feel better, okay?" "Don't worry about that guy." " I wanna help you, Jack." "But I have to know what happened;" "we don't have a lot of time." "I need you to talk to me, you understand?" " I'm done talkin' to you." "Fuckin' whore." "Fuck you!" " You're talking, but you're not making a lot of sense." "Clear his mind, Billy." " No!" " Okay." " He went, um downstairs to meet..." "Todd Lancaster..." "Called earlier and he told Paul he was ready to... to talk." "He said he was ashamed of himself for helping us." "But he was, um he was more ashamed of his father and... he just wanted it to stop." "I think Paul lost track of time 'cause he looked at the clock and he, um just ran downstairs." "That was the the last time I saw him." " Did you hear any voices outside?" "An altercation, maybe?" " No." "Just the shots." "I knew I c-couldn't go out there," "I knew I... couldn't call the police, couldn't be seen here." "I knew everything I couldn't do." "Jack Valliant, candidate for mayor couldn't do." "You know what this means, Jack?" " Yeah, it means I let him lie out there." "It means I let him die alone." " It means you can handle this." "Look at me, Jack." "You are gonna be the next mayor of New York City." "You've gotta handle this." "Now, you go get dressed, find yourself a hat and a coat with a collar, and we are gonna get you outta here real quiet." "Yeah." "Right." "You've gotta get him outta here." "I'm on my way." " How involved are you?" " It's complicated." "You should give me a day to gather my bearings." "We'll talk." " What a fucking mess." " A tragedy, sir." " The press are gonna want heads to roll over this." " I beg your pardon, sir?" " You know how it goes, Commissioner." "You either give 'em an arrest, or we give them a resignation." " Then we'll have to give 'em an arrest." "Tragedy in the West Village." "Paul Andrews, campaign manager for mayoral candidate Jack Valliant, was found shot to death overnight outside his Jane St. apartment." "Police questioned witnesses well into the morning, but no suspects have been detained." "Police Commissioner Carl Fairbanks, a personal friend of Andrews, says the investigation will receive the department's highest priority." "We've got a report from the 10th St. Station..." " He was a better man than me." "He should've been mayor." " You and Andrews, you were, uh... together?" " There's this quote I remember." "I don't know where I heard it." "I just always remember it." "Maybe something I read in undergrad." ""And it's just not popular, or safe to say that I loved him."" " Mr. Mayor, have you spoken to Councilman Valliant?" " I have." "I reached out to the councilman this morning." "I offered him not only my deepest condolences, but also my personal assurance that we will do everything we can to bring the perpetrators of this crime to justice." " Mr. Mayor, did you know Paul Andrews?" " I only met, uh, Mr. Andrews a few times." "He always struck me as a very genuine man, a very hardworking man." "He loved this city, he loved the people." "He and my wife actually were, uh... good friends." "So this definitely hits home." "Thank you all." "Thank you all very much." "... what kind of man Paul Andrews was?" " Hang on a minute." " Well, he was... the kind of man who loved and... and fought with his whole heart." "He was a dear friend to all of us, the driving force behind the success of this campaign." "He'll be dearly missed." " This must be an extremely difficult time." "Have you considered suspending your campaign?" " No, absolutely not." "The debate will continue as scheduled tomorrow." "The, uh, election on Tuesday." "We refuse to allow some thug to prevent this city from exercising its democratic rights." "Thank you." " Paul Andrews definitely wasn't fucking the mayor's wife." "We're looking for a guy named Todd Lancaster." "Just find me what you can on him, and..." "Bolton Village;" "dig up whatever you can on the sale." " Okay." "I'm on it." "Billy." "You know it's not your fault." " Gotta go." "Sir, he just walked into Bolton Village." "Yes, sir." "Daddy!" "Drop the gun, Mikey!" "Drop the fucking gun!" "I didn't fucking do nothin'!" "Yo, chill, man, what the fuck, man?" "!" "It's okay, Mikey, we just wanna talk." " Billy, hey." "Oh, Billy!" "Come in, come in." "Hi!" " Hola." " Where is Natalia?" " Actually I came alone, Mrs. Barea." "She's just been really busy lately with the movie." " Ah, yes, the movie." "Natalia sa quita la ropa, como una puta." "Raul, mira quien es a qui." " Como esta, Senor Barea?" " Hi, Billy." "Good to see you." " You, too." " How are you, man?" " Billy, quiere un café?" " Uh, mucho gusto." "Gracias." " Okay." " Good to see you." " So... what brings you back to the old neighbourhood, huh?" " Uh, that's a good question." "I'm not really sure." " Nostalgia can be hard to explain." " Yeah." " Hey, is everything... all right between you and my daughter?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Good." " Why'd you stay here, Raul?" "Wh-wh-where would we go?" " Anywhere." "I never got it." "Natalie never got it." "How could you just stay here?" " Oh, I-I-I-I could never leave my Yesenia behind." " She's gone, Raul." " No, Billy, no, no, no." "She is here." "Look, I know how much you gave up that night." "But you... also gave us peace." "And you... gave Yesenia justice." "Huh?" "And I can't begin to tell you how much... that means to me, and to my... my wife." "Gracias." " So, Billy have you seen this movie?" " Raise your arms." " Kevin." "Give us a few moments." " Thank you for meeting me, Mrs. Hostetler." " What do you want, Mr. Taggart?" " I wanna know what's going on." " Oh, you want to know what's going on?" "You couldn't care less the other night." "Paul Andrews was my friend, Mr. Taggart." "Do you understand that?" "My very dear friend." "And if you weren't such a cut-rate dick, maybe he would still be alive today." "But you are cut-rate." "You're cheap to hire and you're cheaper to throw away." "I gave you the opportunity to do the right thing and you refused." " You're right." "And I'm sorry about your friend, Mrs. Hostetler." "But your husband set me up." "And I'm gonna destroy him for it." "I need you to understand that and I need you to know that I'll do whatever it takes to bring that sonofabitch down." "But first you have to tell me, what's going on?" " You weren't hired to look for my lover, Mr. Taggart." "You were looking for my source." "I discovered some information about the mayor a while back." "If it was ever brought to light, it would ruin him." "I offered him a deal:" "I get a divorce, a reasonable settlement, he gets my silence." " He didn't take the deal." " No." "He hired you." "It was Paul." "Paul gave me the information." "He thought by sharing it with me, he would help me in my situation and I could help him by looking into it from my side." " Looking into what?" " The Bolton Village sale." "Four-billion dollars is a helluva lot of money for a few city blocks of housing projects, Mr. Taggart, wouldn't you say?" " Yeah." " It's worth twice that." "He's a dangerous man, Billy." " No." "He only knows people that kill people." "What do you got, Katy?" " I got a hit on Todd Lancaster." "He works for his father Sam's construction and demolition company called the Rochway Group." "Sam... is one of the mayor's biggest donors, which is interesting, 'cause the son, Todd, is like besties with Paul Andrews." "Or, uh, he was." "Sorry." "Andrews was like an alumni mentor to Todd at Columbia." "He took him under his wing, and now they serve on a bunch of boards for all these, like, liberal organizations." "Anyway, I got a home address for Todd out in Port Washington, but the office is out by the Navy Yards, so maybe you wanna try there first." "But, um, Billy, just be careful, alright?" "Paul Andrews was just murdered and..." "I'm sure it's gonna be a shit storm out there." " You're kidding me." "You gotta be..." "Get in here!" "Hey, look at me." "You're a fucking idiot!" " Stop fuckin' hitting me!" " You're the reason this is happening!" " Shit!" "Shit." "Ah!" "Ah!" "C'mon!" "Ah, fuck." " Ah!" " Watch out!" " Ah!" " Hope you got insurance." " Why?" "The other guy didn't leave his information?" " Nah, but we'll get him." " How you gonna manage that?" " Camera over there." " How long it take you to get that footage?" " Depends." "You got a powerful uncle?" " I might." " Thank you for calling the Roosevelt Hotel." " What'd you say?" " The Roosevelt Hotel." " Yeah, I'm looking for a Carl Fairbanks." " I'm sorry, sir, but the Commissioner hasn't set up his voice mail." "May I take a message?" " We done here?" " Yeah, we good." " Found a little trouble tonight, huh, Billy?" " Yeah, you could call it that." "Leave the bottle, Harry." " Ah, you come here often?" " You trying to get in my drawers, Billy?" "Huh?" "What's next?" "You gonna ask me for my sign?" " I bet you're the one with two fuckin' faces." " What, Gemini?" "Close, Billy, I'm the bull." "What about you?" " Cancer." "Roosevelt, huh?" "Pretty choice address for a cop." "Even if he is commissioner." " I made some sound investments." " Oh, I bet you did." "Not to mention that place out on Montauk?" "Must've set you back a few mill at least." "What are you, the new Russell Simmons now?" "You doin' yoga and fucking white women?" " That's cute, Billy." " Tell me something, Commissioner." "The First Lady, she upstairs right now?" " Be careful, Billy." "I know that's why you were so concerned about those pictures." "You were afraid you were in them." "That's why you took me upstairs, and not Jansen." " What do you want?" " I want Hostetler." " Get in line." " I almost had him tonight." "I had papers in my trunk, a fuckin' boxful, all with mockups and renderings of some New York skyline that doesn't exist right now, but will as soon as they tear down Bolton Village." "Until some goons blind-sided me." " Yeah, we ID'ed him from his license plate." " Who is he?" " Ex-homicide cop." "Dick Murdock." "You know him?" " Yeah, he works for Sam Lancaster." " He might work for Sam Lancaster, but he's on Hostetler's payroll." " Say again?" " All that paperwork you got in your trunk, not to diminish your new beauty mark, but it's fucking worthless." "Everyone knows Solstein Donagan's gonna tear down Bolton Village as soon as the political dust settles." "A few even know they already hired the Rochway Group to do it." " Really?" "So why is Paul Andrews dead if it was such an open secret?" " Well, he was about to figure out the rest." " What rest?" "What fuckin' rest?" "Doesn't anybody in this town speak in complete fuckin' sentences anymore?" " Todd Lancaster was meeting with Andrews that night to bring him a contract." "Somebody didn't want that to happen." "Now, I myself almost secured the contract from Todd, but now he's not talking." "He's scared." " Well, the contract is proof of the deal to tear down Bolton Village." " That's part of it." "Only Todd Lancaster knows the other part." "Harry." " Whatever he wants." "On me." " Good night, Commissioner." "Good night, Commissioner." "Places, everyone." "We're live in five." " Good evening, New York." "And welcome to third and final New York City mayoral debate." "At this time, join me in welcoming our candidates:" "Mayor Nicholas Hostetler and Councilman Jack Valliant." " Hey." "How much?" " Manual windows?" " Yeah." " That's how you got those masculine forearms." " Where'd you think I got 'em, from stroking your ego?" "Big booty: good." "Big forearms: no good." "C'mon, let me drive." "What the fuck?" " You're an asshole!" " I didn't do it on purpose!" "Let me drive." " Oh, my God!" "You ruined my car before you even started driving it." " I apologize." " Where are we goin' again?" " Don't worry about it." "Get in." " What do you think I'm doing?" " Whoa." "Where'd you get these seat covers, the Gaza Strip?" " In a Valliant administration, we will be focusing on two key principals:" "Shared responsibility and shared sacrifice." "For those of you who are fortunate enough to earn more than $200,000 a year, we'll ask that you pay a little more in taxes." "For those of you who don't, well, we'll bring down the payroll tax." "It's responsible and it moves us forward towards a balanced budget and a secure future." " Mayor." " I think it is laughable that my opponent can be up here espousing fiscal responsibility when it is a known fact he has never met a tax he didn't want to raise." " Ooh..." " This coming from the man whose policies landed us in a billion-dollar deficit." " No, this is coming from the mayor who got us out of it." " Yeah!" " By selling New Yorkers' homes out from underneath them." "By selling public housing to a Wall Street equity firm." "I believe the residents of Bolton Village would have much preferred a tax increase to an eviction notice." " I'm telling you this, Councilman:" "no matter where a New Yorker lives, nobody wants a tax increase." " Nor do I." "And I believe it's time that you told the truth about the Bolton Village deal." " Here's the truth:" "We have a $3 billion surplus." "Now, we can use that to put our people back to work." "We can use that to bring tax relief to folks." "That's the truth." " No, that's not even close to the truth." "You made a sweetheart deal with Solstein Donagan to line your own pockets." "To buy your way out of a deficit that your broken policies created in the first place." "The truth of the matter is, you continue to lie to the good people of this city about their intentions." "Solstein Donagan did not buy Bolton Village to get into the landlord business." "Solstein Donagan bought Bolton Village to get into the skyline business." "Pure and simple." " Peter, I believe we've gone into the area of slander." " Solstein Donagan, in their 50-year history, has never bought a property intended for residential use, and I highly doubt they intend to start now." " I don't how much clearer I can make it for you." "To the people of Bolton Village, there's only one reason I got into this deal." "Because I want better for you." "There is a new day dawning in Bolton Village." "And if Solstein Donagan, if they step out of line, if they don't fulfill their promises, then I will smack them back into shape." "That is my oath." " Well, unfortunately for you, Mayor, we're all well aware what that oath has been worth." " The fact remains, the debt is gone." " There are other ways to move us toward solvency..." " Name one." " ..." "Besides larceny." "I'll tell you what I would've done." "First, I would've done something my opponent clearly feels is beneath him and that is to seek the counsel of my betters on this crucial issue." "I would've convened a panel of respected economists to help us solve this." " Respected economists to have an in-depth look..." "We all know about that panel, Councilman." " Legality and..." " That's the same panel that put us into default in the '80s." "New Yorkers need more than a panel, son, they want solutions." " New Yorkers want..." " There is only one person up on this stage in the business of providing solutions." "The other one up here is in the business of saying how dire the situation is..." " Is this a debate, or are we being treated to a Nick Hostetler soliloquy?" "The issue is dire." "Because you and your cronies have rigged the game." "And honest, hardworking New Yorkers recognize that nothing will change." "Nothing will ever change if we continue to elect men like this." " Tell me things have not changed!" "When I was elected mayor, this was a broken city." "Broken." "Step by step, I've been getting it fixed." "Bolton Village is just another one of those steps." "Tell me things haven't changed." "I just stood before you all and told you we have a $3 billion surplus..." " Mayor..." " Tell me things haven't changed." "No other mayor in the history of this great city has been able to stand in front of the people and tell them that!" "When you step out of your house, in the morning, with your children, you take 'em to the parks of the five boroughs, d'you feel safe?" "Yes, you do, 'cause I get your letters and I know you do." "That's us, working together, getting it fixed." "Tell me things haven't changed." " Yeah!" " That's right, Mayor!" " Councilman Valliant, the original question still remains." "What would you have done to reverse the debt?" " Tha..." " Don't worry about it, Councilman!" "Nicky fixed it." " Two honks for trouble." "Got it." " Lean your seat back all the way, okay?" " Okay." " I'll be right back." "You know who I am?" " No!" " 'Cause I know who you are, Todd." "I know what you are, you piece of shit!" " What?" "Watch it!" "Ah!" " You set up Andrews to die!" " No." "No." " You set him up!" "You arranged that meeting, and you lured him out!" " No, I didn't." " You let him walk into an ambush." " No, I didn't kill him!" " You want to fuckin' play games with me?" "!" "Shut your fuckin' mouth!" "You're a fucking liar." "You're a liar." " I didn't kill him." " Ah..." "Ah..." "Ah, no." " You wanna lie to me?" " I'm not lying." "He was my friend." " What?" "!" " He was my friend!" " Get up!" "Now!" "What are you saying?" "Tell me what the fuck is going on!" " Please stop hitting me!" "I didn't know!" "I was just there to give him something!" "I-I was down on the corner and I was waiting for him, and I saw him coming down the stairs and I waved, okay?" "I was gonna give him something to help Valliant win!" "To help Valliant bring down that sonofabitch Hostetler!" " That doesn't make any sense, Todd." "Hostetler's your father's friend." " Fuck my father!" "I had the contract in my hand." "And..." "Paul, he saw me waving and he smiled." "Murdock, he must've followed me in his car." "And then he got out, he shot him, man!" "He shot him in the fucking head!" "And then he showed up to work the next day like nothing had happened." " Todd, it's alright." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Calm down, okay?" "Where's that contract?" " Take it." "I don't want it anymore." " Are you sure you're ready to do this to your father?" " Yeah." " Shit." "Get upstairs." "Go!" "That was an accident." "It's Taggart, alright?" "Just calm down." " Motherfucking fuck!" "Fuck!" " Ah!" "You okay?" " Yeah." "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm alright." "You got those reporters' email addresses?" " Yep." "Billy, you sure about this?" " If you don't hear from me in two hours, you send that email okay?" " Okay." " Thanks for being there, Katy." " Every time." " Good evening." "May I help you?" " Yeah, tell the mayor it's Billy Taggart." " One moment, please." "Mr. Mayor." " Billy." "What a nice surprise." "Thank you, Valerie." "VCR." "I haven't used one in years." "Take your coat?" " No, I'm good." " I have to say, Billy, you're looking a little worse for wear." " I got into a bit of a thing." " Well, I'm glad you made it out." "Drink?" " Yeah, make it a double." " Atta boy, Billy." "Alright." "So how did Fitzgerald say it?" ""To the orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us."" "Cheers." "I don't even know what that means." " Me neither." " What can I do for you, Billy?" " I wanna know why you hired me." " Stick with the adultery narrative." "It's sexier." " Yeah, lies are always sexier." "Unfortunately, I've had enough this week to last me a lifetime, so why don't you just tell me the fuckin' truth?" " The truth is..." "I hired you to investigate my wife." " Investigate her for what?" " For not minding her own business, is for what." "For having a big mouth, is for what." "For asking too many questions, is for what." "You better be careful following her example, Billy." "I might have to hire someone to investigate you." " Who you gonna have do that?" "Your boy Murdock?" "I don't think he's available for the job." " I hope he didn't suffer." " No more than Andrews did." " Damn shame what happened to that man." " So tell me this, then, Mayor." "Did you really think I'd let you turn me into an accessory to murder?" "For $50,000?" "What, d'you think I wouldn't ask any questions?" "Or d'you think I wouldn't get any answers?" " What answers you got, Billy?" " Oh, I know Andrews was about to link you to Bolton Village." "That's the reason you got rid of him." " No, sir." "Not me." " Not you." "The man you hired." "Murdock." " Try getting that testimony." " Yeah." "You're good, Mayor." "I give you that." "You got it all worked out, huh?" "The denial about Bolton Village." "The discount to Solstein Donagan." "The new big contract to the Rochway Group." "Nobody can do a goddamn thing about it, huh?" "'Cause anybody that could is either dead or you bought 'em." "I'm fuckin' impressed, Mayor." "You're good." " Perhaps that's why the people keep electing me, Billy." "Because I simply get the job done." " So all this, it was all for the city?" " Everything I do is for this great city." " The city doesn't own 50% of Rochway Group, Mayor." "You do." "Look what I got." " What you got in your hand?" " It's your fuckin' jugular, Mayor." "Fifty percent of $4 billion is a lot of fucking money." "So here's how this works." "I got an email in my outbox with a scanned copy of that Rochway contract attached to it." "I click one button and 100 different newsmen are gonna read your name alongside Sam Lancaster's in black and white." "Don't worry Mayor, I got the original nice and safe." "You resign, you step down, I'll keep my mouth shut." "Those emails'll never see the light of day." "But that Bolton Village deal... is dead." "Now you wanna tear down 100 other projects as a civilian, so be it." "But Bolton Village is gonna stand and you're gonna walk away." "That's the deal, Mayor." "I suggest you take it." " Counteroffer." " No need." "I got nothing left for you to threaten." " I want the originals, I want all the copies, and I want your case file." "By... 9 a.m. tomorrow." " You're done, motherfucker." "You are done." " You ever spend a goddamned minute thinking why I chose you, Taggart?" "And I did choose you." "I chose you." "Because I own you." "Now, you'll gonna have to excuse the quality of the videotape." "It was shot on one of those camcorders they used to sell you hot, 40 bucks on 8th Avenue." "But I think you're about to see the big picture." " Hey, yo!" "First off, let me say welcome." "Welcome to Bolton Village." " What the fuck is this?" " Ah, what's your name, fool?" " They call me Alex, but you can call me..." " What the fuck is this?" "!" " ..." "EI Guapo!" " EI Stupid." "Yo, we just coolin' out, me and my man David on the camcorder." " Hell, yes, the boy David." "Hello." " No, no, wait." "I got a pocketful of cash, and we looking to have some fun tonight." "So we gonna hit up the usual spots, maybe get into something unusual." " Hell yeah." "Drop the gun, Mikey!" "Drop the fucking gun!" " What the fuck?" "!" " Drop the fucking gun!" " Yo, chill, man!" "What the fuck?" " Mikey, we just wanna talk." "Drop the fucking gun." " Man, what the fuck, man?" " It's okay, Mikey." "We just wanna talk." " Oh, shit, man!" "C'mon, get the fuck outta here!" "Oh, shit, man!" "C'mon, get the fuck out of here!" " How's your memory now, Billy?" "Now, there's something that your average citizen just wouldn't understand." "But I do." "You see, we... we take because we can." "We take because it feels good." "The only difference between you and I is that you've gone and done it on videotape." "Like I was saying, I want the original, all the copies and the case file, by the morning." "You can have this copy." "I transferred it to disk... seven years ago." " Nat?" " We take... because it feels good." "The only difference between you and I is that you've gone and done it on videotape." "Like I was saying, I want the original, all the copies and the case file, by the morning." "You can have this copy." "I transferred it to disk... seven years ago." " He'll ruin you if you do this." "You know that, Billy." " Use it." " There's no statute of limitations on murder." "If I go with this, I gotta go with the whole thing." "Can't cut it down to protect you." " Not asking you to." " You sure?" " Time to square the debt." "He was very charming, indeed, yes." " Ahem." "Ladies and gentlemen, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I know you, Sam, you like a debate." "How did you enjoy that one?" " Masterful." " Thank you very, very much." "Uh, firstly, I'd like to thank you all for coming." "This is a room full of my wife and I's very, very good friends, so thank you." "A man much smarter than me once said that politics... is the art of the possible." "Now, this afternoon, Jack Valliant was ordering stationery." "Tonight, he's looking for the number of the bus that hit him." "He fought a good fight, but he was boxing shadows." "He was like Roberto Duran out there." ""No mas, Nicky, no mas." "Don't hit me no more."" " Mr. Mayor." "He says it's urgent." " Thank..." "I'll deal with this." "I..." "I apol..." "Don't go anywhere." "I have a lot of people to thank." "Yes." " It's me." " Billy." "I didn't think you'd call me so soon." " Look out your window now, Mayor." "It's your future." " I think your ride's here, Nick." " Nicholas Hostetler, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Andrews." "What?" " You have the right to remain silent." "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." " Will be used against you, Carl." " You have the right to an attorney." "If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you." " Attorneys?" "They'll be pulling your dental records once I'm done with you." " Do you understand these rights as I have described them to you?" " I understand you're suicidal." "You may have forgotten how you got your job;" "I have not." "Do you really think a jury of my peers in New York City will convict me?" " I'm just the handcuffs guy." " Don't wait up, dear." " Have I ever?" " I guess we both misjudged Billy, Mayor." "Then again, you misjudged the lot of us." "You thought Billy would roll over, you thought Andrews was sleeping with your wife." "You thought I wasn't." " Mr. Mayor!" "Why did you do it?" "What does this mean for the election?" "!" " Councilman, New Yorkers have been put through quite an ordeal these last few days, beginning with the murder of Paul Andrews, your campaign manager, and culminating last night with the arrest of Mayor Hostetler in connection with that crime." "What do you have to say to New Yorkers who quite frankly have lost faith in their government?" " Well, days like these can definitely shake your faith..." " Rachel, you stayin' out of trouble?" " Hey..." "Trying." " Yeah, I know it." "Whatever he's drinking." "Tomorrow's the big day, huh, Billy?" "... believed that whenever there's a sliver of a choice..." " Looks like our guy's a lock." "To Jack Valliant." "A good man." " ..." "We need every ounce that we can muster to repair the damage that's been done." " I, uh..." "I got you... this." " What is it?" " What does it look like?" "It's a phone card." " Thank you." " Every time, Billy." " It's okay, Katy." "I'll be home real soon." " I'll be here." " C'mon, Billy." "We'll take the long way."

"Out of the Shadows" "In the 17th and 18th centuries, family portraits were in fashion." "In these paintings, the man sits with his wife in his home surrounded by his children." "The children were always depicted as small, grave-faced adults." "Like their parents, they stare out of the paintings at the viewer." "But we see other children there, too." "Children who have turned their backs on us, who stand half hidden or who have their faces and bodies obscured." "Child mortality was high, and the portraits depicted the entire family." "Those who were given life and those who were not." "These are the dead children." "This story is like one such painting." "This is the story of those who were given life and this is the story of those who were not." "The half-hidden, the turned-away." "Those who peer from out of the shadows." "Time to get changed for church, boys." "But we'll miss half the programme." "It's only the last 10 minutes." "But you haven't got changed." "Don't start." "If your dad was here, he'd have turned it off long ago." "He wouldn't even have let you listen to such a programme." "Hurry up, or we'll miss the ferry." "Let me just lock up..." "There." "Be careful, it looks slippery today." "But we've got to make it to the ferry on time." "Right, I'll just let this dough prove..." "Do we have to go?" "But Bible studies will be - fun, Henrik!" "But Ragnar, Lena's sick, so there's no Sunday school." "So you'll have to come to the service with me instead." "Ragnar?" "But you know what?" "After church, if the weather's still nice you and me can go out to the lake and try out your new skates." "I don't want to." "What a couple of grumps you are!" "If you don't try them, you'll upset Daddy." "It's cold." "There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes." "Ragnar, look at me..." "And then Calle tells me that I should leave the room!" "Me!" "He pretty much orders me to go!" "And I helped to start up the company!" "Oh, sugar!" "We're out of yeast." "Ragnar, can't you run over to the Hanssons for some yeast?" "He treats me like a bloody subordinate." "But you wait." "Today we'll see who pushes who around." "Please keep your hands on the wheel!" "Shut up." "His own brother." "Hurry up and we can get going." "You two turn that off and go and get changed at once." "Chop chop!" "You think I should kowtow to him?" "No, dear." "What are you doing?" "Bloody kids!" "You shouldn't be driving so fast!" "Mum, I can't find my long johns!" "Mum!" "I can't find my bloody long johns!" "Mum, I can't find..." "I hear you." "I hear you." "Where are you off to?" "You're drunk." "I'm not drunk." "I'm just tired." "Whatever, I'm off." " Jojje, you'll ruin your eyes sitting so close to the TV." "Where are you going?" "It's freezing out there!" "Hey!" "So aren't you going out tonight?" "No, Dad, w-what would I want to go out for?" "I'll just s-sit here a while." "Hey, Trisse!" " Stoffe!" "Hi, Linus." "Can I take a beer?" "You alright?" "He's not going out." "Where would he go, you mean." "It's Friday night, after all." "He hasn't got any friends, you know that." "Not in that way, at least." "I feel so sorry for him." "OK, how's this..." "Shit, wait..." "What are you staring at?" "I asked you what the fuck you're staring at!" "Bitch!" "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "We own this fucking bus." "What the hell...?" "Towing a caravan in the middle of the winter, the stupid prat." "Only two bloody ferries in a whole bloody Sunday." "And it would be a Sunday that Calle picks to show off his flashy house." "I think it'll be nice to meet Calle and Biggan." "See you later, boys." "Hello, Berit." "Is Erik still away?" "Yes, for another fortnight." "Poor Ragnar." "Is Daddy away all the time?" "See you!" "Corinthians, chapter 6, verse 19." "Has everyone found the place?" "Gunnel, would you like to read?" ""Know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost"" ""which is in you, which ye have from God, and that ye are not your own?"" "Thank you." " Henrik, can you try to concentrate?" "Where were we?" "Yes, Paul says the body is the Holy Spirit's temple." "What do you think he means?" "Anyone?" "No idea." "Lennart?" "I dunno." "That the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit means that the body is something holy to look after and take care of." "And so we shouldn't harm or pollute this temple." "Any ideas of what this might be?" "That what?" "That harms or pollutes our bodies, the temples." "I don't know." "Smoking, maybe." "You shouldn't smoke." "Smoking." "Good." "I'll write it up." "Alcohol." "Drugs." "Good, that's right." "Sniffing." "Good!" "Dancing." "What are you so quiet for?" "It's nothing." "It's my old woman, the fucking cunt." "Is she on the bottle again?" "She makes me sick." "I hate her." "You shouldn't have trusted her." "What makes me most sick is when she promises." "She gets so up herself." "She goes all slimy." "Fuck it." "I don't give a shit." "I feel like killing someone." ""Shortly before dawn, he came to them" "walking on the lake."" ""When the disciples saw him they were terrified and thought he was a ghost."" ""They cried out in fear"..." "Is it over soon?" "It's boring." "Here..." "Have a toffee." "Take two, they're so little." "" 'Do not be afraid.' "" "" 'Lord, if it is you, tell me to come to you on the water.' "" "It's really exciting." "Jesus walks on the water, and Peter goes up to him also walking on the water." "But then Peter gets scared, and when he gets scared he sinks like a stone." ""He started to sink, and called out:"" "" 'Lord, save me!" "' "" ""Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him."" "" 'O you of little faith,' he said."" "" 'Why did you doubt?" "' "" "This means that anything is possible." "You just have to believe." "You mustn't doubt..." "because then you'll sink." ""And then those who were in the boat worshipped him, saying:"" "" 'Truly you are the Son of God.' "" "Alright, we're here at last." "We made it, Abbe!" "Hello!" "Hey!" "Come back!" "What the..." "It's not even..." "It's not even..." "Well, it's twelve now." "Maybe that's not the ferry!" "But it's twelve now!" "Yes." "How strange." "Strange?" "It's a bloody outrage!" "But what do you want me to say?" "Nothing." "You just shut up!" "So what do we do now?" "I'm hungry." "When's dinner?" "Are you hungry, sweetheart?" "Yes." "We haven't had any dinner." "Have we got anything in?" "How would I know?" "I'm a bit weary." "I don't know if I can be bothered to cook." "Can't you be a darling and see if we've got anything in the freezer." "Crepes, maybe?" "We're always having crepes." "I don't like crepes." "What do you mean?" "They're nice." "They're just normal pancakes with a bit of prawn mayonnaise." "I still don't like them." "Now, now." "None of that." "Mind the consol!" "Alright, alright." "What's up with you?" "And just when Mum's feeling OK for a change." "I'm just tired, that's all." "Liam, love can't you go and see if we've got some crepes?" "Otherwise you'll have to eat..." "God knows." "Bread and yoghurt?" "OK...so what now?" "The place is deserted." "Fuck!" "Shall we head off into town?" "The next train's in half an hour." "Fuck!" "OK, let's see." "We have smoking, alcohol, drugs, sniffing and dancing." "Although dancing isn't that harmful." "Shall we remove it?" "The Bible says that we're to sing and dance in praise of the Lord." "True, Lennart." "But many places of dancing can lead to other temptations." "I know." "Sex." "If you're unmarried." "Sex." "Good, Gunnel." "What do you others think?" "It's not..." "It's..." "It doesn't harm the body." "I'm not sure, Henrik." "Do you really think it doesn't?" "What do you mean?" "Sure it doesn't." "Sex is something wonderful that God has given men and women." "One of His greatest gifts, in fact." "But..." "But like everything beautiful God does Satan creates an ugly and vulgar version of the good that God makes." "My mum..." "If the Devil says, "Do it!"" ""Do it." "Have sex."" ""Have sex with whom you want, when you want."" ""Don't listen to God." "Just forget Him!"" "I don't know, Henrik." "You'll have to think about that again." "OK." "Sorry for speaking." "I'm not the one you should be saying sorry to." "Let us join together in prayer." "Sweetheart..." "Do you want anything?" "No, thanks." "I'm fine." "Ice cream, or something?" "No, thanks." "I can pop some popcorn if you like." "I'm fine." "Just shout if you want anything." "LOVE" "Just some information now and then it's nearly over." "The following members of our parish have been recalled to a better place." "Oscar Emanuel Hansson, born 2 January 1892." "Recalled 12 February..." "Being recalled to a better place means that they've returned to God." "That they've lived out their lives, down here." "Ulrika Eleonora Wedin, born 21 October 1887." "Recalled 9 February, 1970 at the age of 82, 3 months and 19 days." "Robert Olof Andersson, born 6 December 1965." "Recalled 7 February 1970 at the age of 4 years, 2 months and 1 day." "Sven Efraim Lönnkvist..." "born 3 March 18 recalled 15 February the age of 74 years, 11 months and 12 days." "May they rest in peace." "That was the time they had in life." "That's why the bells are ringing." "They're ringing for the dead." "This won't do, we can't just sit here." "We'll have to find a way to cross." "We'll have to walk across the ice." "Walk across the ice?" "I'm not wearing the right shoes..." "We'll have to re-pack with essentials." "Do you think the ice will hold?" "We've got no choice." "We'd packed too much stuff anyway." "But Abbe..." "It's kept ice-free just by the ferry." "Elsewhere it's as thick as anything." "So...take this." "Don't forget the plant." "No." "And remember to lock your side." "I know, I know..." "Come on!" "Wait for me!" "" 'But she is happier if she so remain, in my judgement.' "" "" 'And I think also that I have the Spirit of God.' "" "Thank you." "There's coffee and cakes in the hall for those who want some." "Oh, yes." "If you want to come skiing at Idre at Easter we have to get our booking in this week." "OK?" "Good." "Good bye." "Bye." "Henrik, can I have a word?" "I'll wait outside." "Henrik..." "Henrik?" "What is it?" "Do you confess that Jesus is the Lord?" "Yes." "I know what you're going through." "How do you mean?" "I've been there myself." "You must trust God to give you the strength to resist." "But I do trust..." "I want us to pray together." "Come here." "Come on..." "Kneel with me." "Dear Lord Jesus..." "Dear Lord Jesus..." "Pray with me." "I don't know what to say..." "Dear Lord Jesus, come to Henrik and give him energy and strength." "Dear Lord Jesus, deliver him from the sex and the lust." "Deliver him, Lord, from the Devil who tempts and ensnares." "Deliver him, Lord, you can do this!" "Dear Jesus, deliver him!" "Beloved Jesus..." " Pray with me, Henrik." "Dear Lord Jesus..." "Dear..." "D-Dear Lord Jesus..." "Come to us, Jesus, come to us!" "See us in our sin and wretchedness!" "Do not turn away from us, Lord!" "Redeem us!" "Return to your flock us who least deserve it." "Come to us, Lord!" "Forgive us!" "For Your blood's sake, redeem us!" "Purify us!" "Forgive me, Lord, purify me!" "Forgive me!" "Forgive me, Lord, forgive me!" "Please, forgive me!" "By the way..." "I think David's homosexual." "What was that?" "I said I think that David might be..." "Well, that he's gay." "Are you saying our son is a homo?" "I don't know, but..." "I mean..." "Maybe he is." "I see..." "The ice is all soft!" "Do you really think it'll hold?" "Yes." "It's at least half a metre thick." "Keep up." "And to think I've always been so afraid of drowning!" "We should've called." "Maybe Calle could've picked us up." "Let's see." "Which one is their house?" "Everything looks so different from the lake." "Come on!" "Don't be angry, Abbe." "Slow down!" "It's making a noise, Abbe!" "May I sit here?" "Why, Elsie!" "Of course!" "Can you make some room, Henrik?" "My, how you've grown!" "How old are you now, Lennart?" "16?" "And Henrik, 14?" "17!" "He'll be 18 in six months' time." "And Erik, who's away half a year at a time." "It's not right for the parish to use him like that." "Well, he has his calling." "He has children too." "Will he bring presents with him?" "I'm sure he will." "But the main thing is that he's coming." "Don't lean on your chair, Henrik." "Where is he now?" "In west Kenya, outside a town called Kisii." "We could've gone too, but I didn't want to." "What with the new house and the kids settling into school." "So suddenly it's your fault?" "It's no one's fault." "When you marry a missionary it's what you have to expect." "Berit!" "What a blessing to see you and the children!" "I heard Erik is on his way home." "I had a letter the other day." "He's done great work down there, so you've every reason to feel proud." "Henrik and Lennart, you miss him too, eh?" "Yeah." "OK." "What's up with Henrik?" "You're all pale." "It's nothing." "Was Axel merciless during Bible study?" "He's an excellent youth leader, but he can be a bit dedicated." "And Ragnar, you miss Daddy too, eh?" "Though Ragnar's more of a mummy's boy." "Well, darling, here it is." "There, you see?" "Easy as pie." "But Abbe, how are we going to get ashore from here?" "Oh, Abbe..." "Oh, shit!" "Here." "We can walk over here." "Damn and bugger!" "Biggan, come and look at this." "What is it?" "What is it?" "Come and have a look." "Oh, dear..." "Incredible, eh?" "They'll be wet through!" "The lake isn't even..." "Didn't you tell them to get the ferry?" "Yes..." "Abbe!" " Eva!" "Calle!" "Well I never!" "Have you swum across?" "What are you doing?" "The iceman cometh - and he's brought his wife too!" "The ferry went too early!" "So I...we thought:" ""Hell, it's iced over!"" "This is hilarious!" "This is bloody hilarious!" "It's terrible." " Poor Eva..." "Where are you going?" "I don't know." "I have to talk to him." "Everything all right, son?" "Sure." "What are you up to?" "Nothing s-special." "Just doing a bit of surfing." "You mustn't look." "I was thinking that it's not too late to get a film out." "We can drive to Hoby if you want." "No thanks, Dad, it's OK." "I'm all right, I promise." "I love you, David." "You know that." "I love you." "What's up?" "Are you sad?" "No, it's nothing." "I just wanted..." "Never mind." "Fuck, it's cold out there." "I can't feel my ears!" "Fucking winter." "Linus, stop thinking about your old woman and get into things." "Move in a bit." "Jesus, relax!" "You can't just stand there." "You'll have to jump in!" "Haven't you got a boat or something?" "A boat!" "It's frozen stuck." "It's only half a metre deep." "Look, here you go..." "Calle..." "There!" "Christ, it's cold!" "Come on, Eva." "I'll just..." "Heave ho!" "Thanks Calle." "That was gallant of you." "A true gentleman." " But you, you'll have to make your own way across!" "Hurry up so we can go and get warm!" "Here's a begonia..." "Bloody hell!" "Calle!" "Abbe, what are you doing?" "This might work..." "I cut myself on the ice!" "Shit!" "Hey, wait!" "He's cut himself." "Just get walking!" "Let's see if anything will fit you..." "Calle's a little bigger." "I've always been a few sizes bigger than you, eh, Abbe?" "Do you still have this?" " Here's a pair of trousers too." "Well, well, you poor bastard..." "What did you do in the youth group?" "Nothing special." "You must have done something." "We just talked." "I'm hungry, Mummy." "And what did we learn, Ragnar?" "That everything's possible if you believe." "That you mustn't doubt." "By the way..." "Can we go on Easter camp?" "It's only 200 kronor." "They're going to the Mission Church youth camp in Idre." "But it's the ski and boot rental that costs money." "Mum, I'm starving." "We'll talk to Dad when he gets back." "If you're set on it, I'm sure it'll be OK." "They've come this far with the tracks." "Imagine if the train went all the way to Hoby!" "When we moved in, Hoby was a hole." "Yeah, but it'll never get finished." "What are we going to do in town?" "Wait for the train home again?" "Fuck, stop dissing it." "At least we won't freeze." "Stop that, you fucking queer." "What the...?" "Cut that out." "Who the fuck are you?" "None of that tone." "I'm old enough to be your father." "You old git." "Are you looking for a slap, you cunt?" "I said:" "Are you looking for a slap, you cunt?" "You're going to get such a slapping, such a slapping!" "So answer me." "Answer me, cunt!" "I don't know what..." "Say that you're a cunt." "Calm down." "Say it or you're dead." "You're crazy!" "Go on, say that you're a cunt." " Put down the knife." "He's a cunt." " Harald, say it." "Say it!" "Say it." "Where are we getting off?" "I'll let you know." "Look, skins!" "Hey, boys, you missed your stop." "Hi there..." "Alright?" "You look nice." "Hugs, Birk." "Thanks." "Send photo." "I promise to say the same." "This is what I look like." "Hope it'll do :-)" "As I said...the same. :-) ) )" "Three little Nazis in the wrong carriage." "Isn't life a bitch?" "I haven't done anything to you." "Hey, Dingo, what'll we do with him?" "Weren't you just about to do this man?" "Hey, you, was he?" "Yes, but..." "Hey, Dingo, what'll we do with him?" "We'll get off and play with him." "We'll leave the others alone." "Oy, boys." "We're borrowing your mate for a bit." "OK?" "Nice friends you've got." "You're coming with us." "Let me go!" "Get off!" " Help me!" "I don't see why we're watching this." "It's just a load of explosions." "Anyway, you're not allowed to watch it." "It's adult rated." "Mum, please..." "Liam..." "Come to Mummy so we can have a little cuddle." "A little Friday evening cuddle." "Mummy's little baby." "Stop it." "Where did Linus go?" "I don't know." "Out somewhere." "It's Friday, isn't it." "He's got to have his fun." "It seems your mates didn't fancy getting a kicking." "Leave me alone." "Why?" "Have we done something?" "Don't get so cocky." "What'll we do with him?" "What do you do with little pigs?" "Cool it..." "Relax, you ain't going nowhere." "Shall I tell you what happens to little pigs?" "Go on, tell him." "You castrate them." "Bollocks!" "Liam, darling, can you get me some paper?" "Hurry up, you bloody little brat." "It's staining the carpet." "Hold the fucking little Nazi still!" "He almost kicked me in the cock." "Hey, kid, listen up." "When you slice the balls off little pigs like you, they scream like shit." "You'll get to hear it yourself." "You'll think: "Fuck, what a scream!"" "You didn't know you could scream so loud!" "It'll be a real surprise for you!" "I promise." "You didn't know it would be so fucking painful." "Bring me a glass too." "You took your bloody time." "We need salt too, for the carpet." "Shall we see what we've got here?" "Stand still..." "I don't want to." "I'll be quick." "It'll soon be over." "Get a grip!" "You're pissing yourself!" "Pull your pants up." "He's just a kid." "Leave him alone." "Give me your mobile, and we'll let you go." "Alright, one of these." "Cool!" "He had a mobile too!" "Take it easy!" "Cheer up, Nazi fucker, we were only joking around." "You're alive, for fuck's sake." "You're alive!" "Ragnar, sweetheart, the weather's still good." "Shall we go skating after dinner?" "I hate skates." "But Daddy bought you new ones." "So let's hear no more of that." "More peas for anyone?" "Ragnar..." "I know it's silly of Dad to keep buying you skates when you don't want any." "But these are long-distance skates." "So you don't have to play ice hockey." "You and me can go out, on our own." "Well?" "Just you and me." "I hate skating." "I can't turn, I can't go backwards, and I can't stop." "But you're good at going forwards." "No I'm not." "OK, but..." "You're cute, anyway." "Shit, Linus!" "You got away!" "We didn't stand a chance." "We took the first train back." "What would you have done?" "Can I look at you?" "What, didn't they do you over?" "You didn't get a kicking?" "You're joking!" "I got so scared when they took you." "I thought they were going to kill you." "So what the fuck did they do?" "I want to go home." "Here you are." "They got a bit burnt." "I've brought you a drink too." "Are you chatting?" "I won't disturb you." "Liam, go to bed." "Did you have a good time?" "Go and brush your teeth." "What did you get up to?" "I said teeth." "But Jojje hasn't brushed his." "He'll have to brush twice tomorrow." "You never did your teeth just then." "I did." "Smell." "OK, then." "Now off to bed." "Mum's fallen asleep." "I noticed." "She was drunk." "I know." "Good night." "Good night." "Shit!" "Spring's on its way." "The snowdrops are coming up." "I bet Daddy will bring the heat with him from Africa." "Bye, Lennart, see you later!" "Bye, Mum!" "We'll have to hurry so we'll have time for some skating before dinner." "The body is the Holy Ghost's temple." "Tell that to the pastor." "The pig." "Don't say that." "It'd upset Mum." "I don't give a shit about her either." "Don't swear." "Of course you do." "Go easy on that fag." "Can I?" "Can I ask you something?" "What is it?" "When you were in there with Axel..." "What about it?" "You prayed for real, didn't you." "It sounded like you were crying." "What, were you eavesdropping?" "It sounded real, anyway." "Well it wasn't." "So fuck off." "Can I call you?" "Hurry up, sweetie, or we'll miss the last of the sun." "Here you go..." "Let's see..." "You should know something about me..." "he he..." "I stammer..." "He he that's so cute." "Can I call?" "Please!" "Shit shit shit..." "Shit!" "And remember to take long, easy strides." "OK?" "Careful, Ragnar, it's a bit bumpy here." "Hello?" "Hi." "Is that David?" "It's Birk." "How's it going, Ragnar?" "Are you OK?" "I'm freezing." "Just a bit longer, then we'll go back and have some hot chocolate." "Mum!" "Mum!" "Mum!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Mum!" "Help me!" "Mum!" "Ragnar!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Mum!" "Be careful!" "It's dangerous!" "Mum!" "Careful!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Mum!" "Mum!" "Ragnar!" "Mum!" "Ragnar..." "No..." "Mum!" "Mum!" "Mum!" "Shit." "This is the story of those who were given life and this is the story of those who were not." "The half-hidden..." "The turned-away..." "Those who peer from out of the shadows." "Subtitles by Neil Betteridge Svensk Medietext AB"

"The ring of the fisherman," "Which bears the official papal seal," "Must be destroyed immediately following the pope's death." "The papal apartment is then sealed" "For nine days of mourning," "A period known as sede vacante:" "The time of the empty throne." "Over the last several days" "Catholic leaders from every corner of the world" "Have flocked to Rome, shocked by the sudden death" "Of this progressive and beloved pope." "Today, in St. Peter's square," "The faithful pray that there is among them" "Another leader who can unite their church," "Which has been so riven by change and dissent" "In recent years." "As the body of the pontiff passes by," "We see prayers are being offered by the preferiti," "Favorites among those being considered" "To succeed him as the Vicar of Christ." "At the end of the mourning period," "The College of Cardinals will lock itself" "Behind the doors of the Sistine Chapel for conclave," "The process by which they will choose a new leader" "For the world's one billion Catholics" "Who now find their church at a crossroads," "Its ancient traditions threatened by a modern world." "Attention, control group going online" "For LHC beam event." "We are powering up." "Attention, category one personnel:" "Interlock areas are now restricted." "Woman [in French]:" "You pulled us off the power grid, Philippe." "Man [in French]:" "Because you're scaring the hell out of everyone." "The collider was never intended to generate antimatter." "All three canisters are stored under every possible safeguard." "I'm only asking you to wait." "We can't wait." "The bulk of the antimatter is generated at start-up." "Put us back online." "Do you want to call the director, or shall I?" "Man [over pa]:" "Atlas underground is now in restricted mode." "Vittoria, Vittoria." "Man:" "Protons are being loaded." "[in Italian]:" "Don't blow us all to Heaven." "[in English] please." "Man [over pa]:" "Powering on LHC magnets." "Ion source stage in four, three, two...." "Man:" "We are powering up." "Here we go." "Start the collision sequence." "[in Italian]:" "Vittoria, what did Philippe want?" "[in Italian]:" "They're terrified." "He wants us to wait." "What do you think?" "Man:" "I think if we don't harvest now, we never will." "Beam-on-beam stability is good." "Take your places, people." "Man [over pa]:" "Atlas at CMS, check." "[in Italian] sending timing trigger now." "Collisions imminent." "Vittoria [in English]:" "We have got 10 to the 13th protons per bunch." "Let's hope the heavy ion guys didn't mess up." "Man [over pa]:" "Beams at relativistic velocities." "Luminosity monitors operational." "Beamline has no restrictions." "Enable beam capture." "Accelerating the beam." "Man:" "Stage one, line up." "Magnets to full field." "Man:" "Load functions to magnets." "Last p is still too high." "Woman:" "Yeah, we got luminosity of 10 to 34." "Man:" "Inject particle beams." "Man:" "Filling the LHC." "[in Italian]:" "Collisions are active." "We should be back online." "Capture should begin at any moment." "Man 1 [over pa]:" "Particles in transition." "Man 2:" "Collisions are fixed and running." "Man 1:" "LHC injecting protons, beam one." "Man 3:" "Lock the feedback systems." "Man 1:" "Particles at 99 percent the speed of light." "Colliding stable beams." "Enact injection kicker." "Man 1:" "We have a signal on the luminosity monitors." "We have events." "Man:" "Protons are moving." "Man [in Italian]:" "We have antimatter." "It's on a scale never seen before." "Man:" "That's a crate of beer on the way." "Vittoria [in Italian]:" "Silvano, we've done it." "[in Italian]:" "We're in God's hands now, Vittoria." "I'll be right down." "Silvano." "Silvano." "Oh, God." "Vittoria:" "Help!" "A swim might help your jet lag." "I beg your pardon?" "You got bags under your eyes." "It's 5 in the morning." "And you're from the Vatican." "Crossed keys under the triregnum." "It's a papal symbol." "Claudio Vincenzi, Corpo Della Gendarmeria vaticano." "Vatican police?" "I was expecting another letter." "My request for access to your archives." "Shouldn't you be in Rome?" "A kind of busy time for you guys, isn't it?" "In fact, I was in new York, detailed to the U.N." "I receive a phone call in the middle of the night:" ""find professor Robert Langdon." "A matter of great urgency."" "They said to show you this." "Vincenzi:" "The illuminati?" "They disappeared hundreds of years ago." "Langdon:" "Did they?" "Look at that again." "It's an ambigram." "It's the same image forward and backward." "Now, that's common for a symbol," "Like a yin and yang or a swastika," "But that's a word." "That illuminati ambigramatic symbol" "Has been considered a myth for 400 years." "Supposedly, in the 16th century," "Some artist created it as a tribute" "To Galileo's love of symmetry." "It was only gonna be revealed" "When the illuminati had amassed enough power" "To resurface and carry out their final goal." "I wrote a book about it." "Which is why you're here." "The art of the illuminati by Robert Langdon." "Part one." "Haven't been able to finish part two" "Because I'm not allowed access to your archives." "It's remarkable." "Singular." "Someone is trying to make you believe" "The illuminati themselves have returned to Rome." "Right after the death of a pope." "Four cardinals were kidnapped from their quarters" "Inside the Vatican" "Sometime between 3 and 5 A.M. This morning." "Shortly afterward," "That document was sent to the office of the Swiss guard," "Along with the threat" "The cardinals will be publicly executed" "One per hour, beginning at 8 P.M. Tonight in Rome." "Conclave." "Was to begin today." "We've postponed its start for a few hours," "A story of illness." "There are no suspicions yet." "What do you want from me?" "These criminals who sent this ambigram," "Meant it as a taunt, a provocation." "But Captain Olivetti think" "If you can use it to learn their identity," "Perhaps we can stop this abomination." "Why me?" "Your expertise." "Your erudition." "Your recent involvement" "With certain church, shall we say..." "Mysteries." "I wasn't under the impression" "That episode had endeared me to the Vatican." "Oh, it didn't." "But it did make you" "What's the word?" "Forma-- formidabile." "Formidable." "A Vatican jet is standing by 20 minutes from here." "Will you come with me?" "Professore Langdon, you've spent your life" "Searching for symbols like the one you now hold in your hand." "How much longer are we going to pretend" "You have not already decided to come?" "Vincenzi:" "If the illuminati have returned" "And are in Rome, we will hunt them down" "And kill them." "The illuminati did not become violent" "Until the 17th century." "Their name means "the enlightened ones."" "They were physicists and mathematicians, astronomers." "They were concerned with the church's inaccurate teaching," "And they were dedicated to scientific truth." "But the Vatican didn't like that." "So the church began to-- how did you say it?" "Oh, "hunt them down and kill them."" "Drove them underground." "Into a secret society." "Professor Langdon." "Yes." "Welcome to Vatican city." "Ernesto Olivetti," "Inspector general of the Vatican police force." "My pleasure." "This way, please." "We'll meet in the headquarters of the Swiss guard." "I thought you were Swiss guard." "No, la gendarmeria." "We are responsible for everything" "Inside the Vatican walls," "With the exception of the security of his holiness," "Yeah." "And the apostolic palace." "That is Swiss guard." "The Roman Carabinieri are here as well in an advisory capacity." "So jurisdictionally, this is" "A goddamn nightmare." "Langdon:" "Oh, yes, Pope Pies IX's great castration." "Olivetti:" "I beg your pardon?" "Langdon:" "1857, Pope Pius IX felt the male form" "Would inspire lust." "So he took a hammer and chisel" "And unmanned hundreds of these statues." "The plaster fig leaves were added later." "Are you anti-catholic, professor Langdon?" "No." "I'm anti-vandalism." "I urge you to guard your tone here." "The Swiss guard is a calling, not a profession," "And it encourages a certain zealotry." "Commander Richter, the head of the guard," "Is a deeply spiritual man," "And he was close to the late pope." "Understood?" "Look, I don't study symbols" "Because I consider them unimportant." "Ceremony, traditions, it's how we Mark our lives." "I just-- I just hope I can help." "So do I." "You were my idea." "Wait here." "Please." "Olivetti:" "Commander?" "Commander Richter?" "Professor Langdon is here." "Well, we have bigger problems than that now." "Richter:" "Dr. Vetra?" "I'm commander Richter, Comandante principale" "Of the Swiss guard." "Thank you for coming." "Hello." "Professor Langdon." "Yes." "What a relief, the symbologist is here." "This way, please, Miss Vetra." "The situation has changed." "We received another threat from the kidnapper." "Vittoria:" "The canister was stolen from our lab around noon yesterday." "The intruder killed my research partner, Silvano Bentivoglio," "And mutilated him in order to bypass security." "We use retinal scanners." "They cut out his eye." "Richter:" "Is that your stolen canister, Miss Vetra?" "Where is that camera, number 86?" "Olivetti:" "It's wireless." "It too was stolen." "It could be anywhere inside the Vatican." "That canister contains" "An extremely combustible substance called antimatter." "We need to locate it immediately or evacuate Vatican city." "I'm quite familiar with incendiaries, Miss Vetra." "I've never heard of antimatter being used as such." "Well, it's never been generated" "In significant quantities before." "It's a way of studying the origins of the universe," "To try to isolate what some people call "the God particle."" "But there are implications for energy research" ""the God particle"?" "What we call it isn't important." "It's what gives all matter mass." "The thing without which we could not exist." "You're talking about the moment of creation." "Yes." "In a way, I am." "The antimatter is suspended there" "In an airtight nanocomposite shell" "With electromagnets in each end." "But if it were to fall out of suspension" "And come in contact with matter," "Say, the bottom of the canister," "The two opposing forces" "Would annihilate one another violently." "What might cause it to fall out of suspension?" "The battery going dead." "Which it will, just before midnight." "What kind of annihilation?" "How violent?" "A cataclysmic event." "A blinding explosion equivalent to about five kilotons." "Vatican city will be consumed by light." "Those are the exact words the kidnapper used." "Man:" "We will destroy your four pillars." "We will brand your preferiti," "And sacrifice them on the altars of science," "Then bring your church down upon you." "Vatican city will be consumed by light." "A shining star at the end of the path of illumination." "It's the ancient illuminati threat." "Destruction of Vatican city through light." "Four pillars, there's your kidnapped cardinals." "You didn't tell me they were the preferiti," "The favorites, to be named the next pope." "Play it again." "Man:" "We will destroy your four pillars." "We will brand your preferiti-- wait, stop it." "Stop it." ""brand" them." "That's another illuminati legend." "This one says that there are" "A set of five brands," "Each one an ambigram." "The first four are the fundamental elements of science:" "Earth, air, fire and water." "The fifth, it's a mystery." "Maybe it's this." "He said they'd be killed publicly." "Yes." "Revenge for la purga." ""la purga"?" "Oh, jeez, you guys don't even read your own history, do you?" "1668, the church kidnapped" "Four illuminati scientists" "And branded each one of them on the chest" "With the symbol of the cross" "To purge them of their sins, and they executed them." "Threw their bodies into the street as a warning to others" "To stop questioning church rulings on scientific matters." "They radicalized them." "The purga created a darker, more violent illuminati," "One bent on retribution." "And look how they intend to finally get it:" "Using antimatter, technology, to destroy the church." "Science obliterates religion." "Is there any more?" "Man:" "And sacrifice them on the altars of science," "Then bring your church down upon you." "Vatican city will be consumed by light." "A shining star at the end of the path of illumination." ""path of illumination."" "I need access to the Vatican archives." "Professor, I don't think this is the appropriate" "Your petition has been denied seven times." "No, no." "This has nothing to do with my work." "The path of illumination is a trail through Rome" "That leads to the church of the illumination," "The place where the illuminati would meet in secret." "If I can find the segno, the sign" "That marks the beginning of that path," "The four churches along it" "May be where he intends to murder your cardinals." "One every hour at 8, 9, 10 and 11." "Then the device explodes at midnight." "If we can figure out the first church" "And get there before he does maybe we can stop it." "But I can't find the start of the path" "Until I get into the archives." "Even if I wanted to help you," "Access to the archives is only by written decree" "By the curator and the board of Vatican librarians." "Or by papal mandate." "Yes, but as you no doubt have heard," "The holy father is dead." "What about il camerlengo?" "The camerlengo is just a priest here," "The former pope's chamberlain." "Doesn't the power of the holy see rest in him" "During tempe sede vacante?" "Fellas, you called me." "Camerlengo:" "His holiness once told me" "A pope was a man torn between the real world and the divine." "It seems the real world is upon us tonight." "I'm familiar with illuminati lore" "And the legend of the brandings." "La purga is a dark stain on this church's history." "I'm not surprised this ghost has returned to haunt us." "Comandante," "Have you begun the search for this explosive device?" "Of course, but it could be anywhere." "My primary concern at the moment is the safety of the cardinals." "The Sistine chapel is a fortress." "As long as the cardinals are in conclave," "Your security concerns are at a minimum." "Devote as many of your resources" "If you're about to suggest a naked-eye search" "Of the entire Vatican city," "I will tell you we do not have the people." "Though I am not his holiness, when you are addressing me," "You are addressing this office." "Do you understand?" "Yes, father." "Camerlengo:" "Good." "Now, you said the image on the screen" "Was illuminated by artificial light." "Might I suggest methodically cutting power" "To various sections of the city." "When the image goes dark, you'll have a specific idea" "Of the camera's location." "Dr. Vetra, besides yourself and your research partner," "Who else knew about this antimatter project?" "No one but the research team." "This project was strictly confidential." "But Silvano kept detailed journals." "If he told anyone else" "About what we were doing, he would have made a note of it." "Do you have these journals?" "I can have them flown here from Geneva in an hour." "Please." "Professor Langdon." "Mr. Langdon," "You are correct that I may Grant you access to the archives." "Thank you, padre." "I said that you were correct that I may, not that I will." "Christianity's most sacred codices are in that archive." "Given your recent entanglement with the church," "There is a question I'd like to ask you first," "Here, in the office of his holiness." "Do you believe in God, sir?" "Father, I simply believe that religion" "I did not ask if you believe what man says about God." "I asked if you believe in God." "I'm an academic." "My mind tells me I will never" "Understand God." "And your heart?" "Tells me I'm not meant to." "Faith is a gift" "That I have yet to receive." "Be delicate with our treasures." "The archives are this way." "Vittoria:" "Professor Langdon." "If this path really leads to the church of illumination," "That may be where they've hidden the antimatter." ""a shining star at the end of the path." I thought so too." "Follow the path, and we may find the canister at the end of it." "Can you deactivate the device?" "I can change the batteries," "As long as we have more than five minutes of life." "That would give us another 24 hours" "To get it safely back to Cern." "Robert Langdon." "Vittoria ventral." "Are you really a symbologist, or was he mocking you?" "Well, both." "You're a physicist?" "Bio-entanglement physics." "Interconnectivity of life systems." "Okay." "Your project, it was geared towards energy research?" "Eventually, yes." "One speck of antimatter" "Could power an entire city for a month." "Or tonight, I guess, destroy one." "Vittoria:" "What are we looking for in the archives?" "A bound volume written by Galileo." "Galileo was illuminati?" "Yeah." "And an obedient catholic," "Who didn't think that church and science were enemies," "But just a different language telling the same story." "He wanted like minds to find the church of illumination," "But he couldn't exactly advertise its location" "So he created a coded path." "[electricity crackles]" "Richter has started to turn off the power of various grids." "It'll be back on in a minute." "Then some unknown illuminati master sculpted four statues." "Each one a tribute to one of the fundamental elements," "Earth, air, fire, water," "And placed the statues out in public" "In churches throughout Rome." "Each statue held a clue pointing to the next." "At the end of the path was the church of illumination." "If you could find that, you were one of them." "What makes you think he'll murder" "The cardinals in the churches?" "The illuminati called those four churches" "By the special name, L'altare Della Scienza." ""sacrifice them on the altars of science," he said." "Exactly." "Oh, wow." "Look at this." "Camerlengo:" "Excuse me, signore." "Cardinal Strauss, you've been informed of the situation?" "Yeah." "My belief is we should proceed with the sealing of conclave." "At this late hour?" "That would be highly unorthodox." "And yet within church law." "It's in my power." "I am great elector." "The cruelest honor in Christendom." "I have no personal ambitions, Patrick." "Only those I hold for my church," "St. Peter's church," "Which is under attack at its most vulnerable moment." "And this is not a coincidence." "The church will not fall in a day." "We must evacuate Vatican city." "Oh, that is exactly what they want." "Publicity and panic." "No, we must not give them oxygen for the media fire." "But the people in St. Peter's square" "Care deeply about their church, as we do." "Their Faith will sustain them." "Their Faith will not protect them from an explosion." "Well..." "We all are bound for Heaven eventually," "Are we not?" "Spoken like one who has enjoyed the blessings" "Of a long and full life." "Patrick," "Do not confuse the power" "Of the office you temporarily hold" "With your true place here in the Vatican." "You were a favorite of his holiness," "But his holiness is with his father now." "Mea culpa." "Seal the doors." "Patrick:" "Extra omnes." "Hello." "This way, please." "Oh, beautiful." "Guard:" "The chambers are hermetic vaults." "Oxygen is kept at lowest possible levels." "It's a partial vacuum inside." "So extended stays are not recommended." "Langdon:" "So don't panic if you feel light-headed at first." "I'll be just outside the door." "Watching you, Mr. Langdon." "Conclave will go on without us." "It must, now of all times." "May God forgive you for what you've done." "Father, if God has issues," "They won't be with what I've done." "They will be with what I'm about to do." "Langdon:" "It was confiscated from the Netherlands" "By the Vatican just after Galileo died." "I've been petitioning to see it for about 10 years," "Ever since I realized wh-- what was in it." "What makes you so sure that the Segno's there?" "The number 503." "I kept seeing it over and over again in illuminati letters," "Scribbled in the margins, sometimes just signed "503."" "It's a numeric clue." "But to what?" "Five?" "Well, that's a meaningful number to the illuminati." "There's the pentagram, pythagoras," "Dozens of other examples in science." "But what about three?" "Didn't make sense until I thought," ""what if it's Roman numerals?"" "D-III." "D-three." "Galileo's third text." ""dialogo." "Discorso." "Diagramma."" "Oh." "Yeah." "Just a few days with this," "And I could have actually finished my book" "And sold dozens of copies at the Harvard bookstore." ""il diagramma veritatis."" "Diagram of truth." "I know about dialogo and discorsi." "Galileo laid out his theories" "About the earth revolving around the sun." "Yeah, and said the earth was not the center of some universe" "With Heaven above, hell below," "As the church had said it was." "So they forced him to recant in the second book." "But what was this one?" "This is how he got the word out." "This is the truth, not what the Vatican forced him to write." "Smuggled out of Rome, printed in Holland on sedge papyrus." "That way any scientist caught that was with a copy" "Could just throw it in water," "And Galileo's heresy would dissolve, disappear." "And between that and Vatican burnings," "It's possible that this is the only copy that remains." "And if I'm correct," "The segno is hidden on page number" "Five." "Yeah." "Do you need help with the Latin?" "Sure." "Movement of the planets, elliptical orbits," "Heliocentricity." "Sorry, I don't think there's anything" "That could be interpreted as a" "Wait, wait, wait." "Do that again." "What is that?" "Wait a minute, it's a watermark." "And there's a line of text." "Go back." "It's in English." "English?" "Why English?" "English wasn't used in the Vatican." "It was too polluted." "It was free-thinking." "It was a language of radicals" "Like Shakespeare and Chaucer." "Here's another one." ""the path of light is laid, the sacred test--"" "Will you write this down as I dictate?" "Sorry, professor, no time." "Yeah, yeah, what the hell." "Yeah." "Man:" "Twenty minutes till 8." "Where are we headed?" "Hold on, hold on." "I'll tell you in a minute." "Let me see that page again." "Where did you get that paper?" "We borrowed it." ""from Santi's earthly tomb with demon's hole."" "Are you insane?" ""'cross Rome the mystic elements unfold." ""the path of light is laid, the sacred test." "Let angels guide thee on thy lofty quest."" "You removed a document from the Vatican archives?" "She did." ""from Santi's earthly tomb."" "The first marker is at Santi's tomb." "Yeah." "But-- but who's Santi?" "Raphael." "Il raffaello, the sculptor?" "Yeah, Santi was his last name." "So the path starts at Raphael's tomb." "Raphael's buried at the pantheon." "Isn't the pantheon a church?" "Oldest Catholic Church in Rome." "I just pulled a dozen of our best men for this." "You better be right." "This is one of the busiest spots in all of Rome." "He'd never get away with it." "It's impossible." "The poem implies-- "the poem"?" "Unbelievable." "I'm basing this operation on an American's interpretation" "Of a 400-year-old poem." "The information we have clearly refers to Raphael's tomb." "And Raphael's tomb is inside that building." "Because the Vatican destroyed all of the pagan statues" "In the late-1800s, if this is the first marker," "Whatever clues were here to lead us are gone now." "The path is dead." "So this is it, your only Chance." "Separate approaches." "Richter:" "No closer than two blocks and no uniforms." "Three minutes." "And I need a set of eyes inside." "Excuse me?" "Two weightlifters in matching black suits and earpieces?" "They're hardly disguised." "Well, it's what I have." "Well, fine, I'll go in." "You don't have communication." "You can't carry a walkie-talkie." "Tourists have cell phones." "No, no." "You can't send her in there alone." "All right, I won't." "Don't look so anxious." "We're supposed to be married." "Well, maybe we're not getting along today." "Hold my hand." "But don't crush it." "Sorry." "A nervous newlywed." "Langdon:" "Oh, look." "Look, honey, the oculus." "That could be the "demon's hole" in the poem." "Vittoria:" "Why are the tombs at an angle?" "Langdon:" "They're facing east to worship the rising sun." "But this is a Christian church." "New religions often adopt the existing customs and holidays" "To make conversion less of a shock." "Like the 25th of December?" "It's the pagan celebration of the unconquered sun," "And also makes a handy date for the birth of Christ." "Let's check the recesses." "Okay." "I'll go to the right." "I'll meet you at 180 degrees." "Woman:" "Follow me, please." "Now, the pantheon, which means "temple of all gods"," "Was originally built as a temple" "To all the gods of ancient Rome" "In 27 B.C." "Although the design of the building" "Is usually credited to Apollodorus of Damascus..." "Vittoria:" "Robert!" "Robert." "It's Raphael's tomb." "But it's the wrong one." "What are you talking about?" "He was moved here in 1759," "A century after diagramma was published." "Where was he originally buried?" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Urbino, I think." ""Santi's earthly tomb."" "What could it possibly be?" ""Santi's earthly tomb."" "Damn it." "Santi's tomb." "It must mean a chapel that he built." "He's not buried in it, he designed it." "The "demon's hole," it's not that oculus." "It's an undercroft." "It's a crypt." "Woman:" "Are there any questions?" "Langdon:" "Yes." "Yes." "Did Raphael Santi ever design a chapel" "With an ossuary annex and an Angel figure" "Commissioned by the catholic church?" "I'm sorry, I-I can only think of one." "One is good." "Wrong?" "What do you mean?" "It's the Chigi chapel" "In the church of the Santa Maria del Popolo." "It was once called the canella della terra," "The chapel of the earth." "Earth, the first element." "That's it." "You were certain about the pantheon." "We have four minutes." "Back to the Vatican?" "You can't." "If you care at all about your church, you'll listen to me." "My church?" "My church comforts the sick and dying." "My church feeds the hungry." "What does your church do, Mr. Langdon?" "That's right, you don't have one." "Take him if you want." "I'm done with him." "All right, this makes sense." "Look, right in front of the church." "An obelisk, a lofty pyramid." "Egyptian symbol adopted by the illuminati." "If he's going to kill him, he'll do it here." "Eight o'clock." "Vittoria:" "Robert." "No, no, here." "It's an annulus." "[kids yelling in Italian]" "Which one is the Chigi chapel?" "It's in one of these apses." "[man speaking in Italian over walkie-talkie]" "Pyramids in a Catholic Church." "This is it." "This is the Chigi chapel." "The demon's hole." "But it's askew." "Come here." "Hand me your flashlight." "What's that?" "Man [in foreign language]:" "I call as my witness Christ the Lord," "Who will be my judge, that my vote is given" "To the one before God I think should be elected." "I elect as the most high pontiff, Dominic Scolamiero." "I elect as the most high pontiff," "Edoardo Rossi." "[in English] They are voting for themselves to prevent a majority." "They are waiting for the preferiti to be rescued." "Perhaps we should as well, yes?" "[crowd cries out]" "Woman:" "Not until the smoke is white" "Will the college of cardinals have chosen a new holy father." "For now, the Vatican seat of ultimate power remains vacant." "Get the body out of there, and search the rest of the building." "Chartrand!" "Sir?" "Outside, a perimeter." "Secure but invisible." "No lights, no guns, nobody knows." "Understand?" "Yes, sir." "Man:" "I'm calling all off-duty." "No information." "Is it Raphael?" "The chapel is Raphael." "But the sculptures are Bernini." "The unknown illuminati master..." "Bernini?" "He worked for the church." "Almost exclusively." "But the illuminati were infiltrators." "There wasn't a powerful organization" "On earth they didn't penetrate," "Including the Vatican by hiding in plain sight." "Langdon:" "Habakkuk and the Angel." "He's the prophet that predicted the annihilation of the earth." ""let angels guide thee on thy lofty quest."" "This is the first marker." "The path is alive." "Langdon:" "Southwest." "It was pointing southwest." "Earth, air, fire, water." "We're looking for a Bernini sculpture" "Having to do with air." "The second church is somewhere southwest of here." "You're sure this time?" "I need a map showing all the churches of Rome." "I could use it now." "All right, the purple areas with these black crosses" "Represent the churches." "But nothing intersects the line until it hits" "Until it hits St. Peter's." "Michelangelo designed St. Peter's." "Not Bernini." "Michelangelo designed the basilica." "Bernini designed St. Peter's square." "The second marker must be a statue in St. Peter's square." "It's 10 minutes till 9." "Can you go any faster?" "Not unless you want the full attention of the world press." "Woman [in Italian]:" "There was no consensus after the first ballot," "But Cardinal Baggia, the Italian," "Is the odds-on favorite... [in Spanish] there is no new pope, but it is possible" "That Cardinal Guidera, the Spaniard," "Is the most probable... [in German] it is possible that Cardinal Ebner, from Germany," "Is the favorite..." "Woman [in foreign language]:" "Stem cell research is murder!" "You're condemning sick people to die." "Man is not God." "There, another obelisk." "Check the crowd." "It's almost 9." "He's gotta be here already." "There must be 100 statues up there." "Langdon:" "None of them are angels." "Those are all saints." "How in God's name would anyone create" "A sculpture about air?" "Bas-relief." "Of course." "It's still a sculpture." "Check the ground." "Look at the carvings." "Look for another having something to do with air." "Langdon:" ""west ponente." west wind." "Langdon:" "Vittoria!" "Here it is." "West wind." "An Angel blowing out five streaks of air." "This is it." "Woman [in Italian]:" "Get the police!" "Call an ambulance!" "He's still alive." "His chest." "They punctured his lungs." "[men speaking in Italian]" "Man [in Italian]:" "Clear the square." "[men speaking in Italian]" "Patrick:" ""--from within your walls" "To squeeze life from the bishop."" "He's actually claiming responsibility" "For the death of his holiness." "That's ridiculous." "He died of a stroke." "It implies the illuminati murdered him" "With his own medication." "What?" "Down here." ""with man's solution we stilled his heart." "With his own needle did we Pierce his unholy veil."" "Olivetti:" "Did the holy father take any kind of medication" "By injection?" "Tinzaparin." "He had thrombophlebitis." "He took an injection every day." "But no one knew that." "Someone knew." "Well, he had health concerns and seizures as well." "But he took steps to make sure he was watched, for safety." "He didn't want it made public so we have no reason to discuss it." "Tinzaparin is lethal in the wrong dosage." "An overdose could cause massive internal bleeding" "And brain hemorrhages." "It might look like a stroke at first," "But in a few days his body would show signs." "This could easily be examined." "Miss Vetra, in case you're not aware of it," "Papal autopsy is prohibited by Vatican law." "We're not going to defile his holiness's body" "Just because his enemies claim" "Why would they send this letter now?" "Patrick:" "Well, to cause panic." ""the sun will blind at midnight," "And neither police nor professors can stop it."" "He knows I'm here." "Obviously they were hoping this letter would become public." "We might be wise to pre-empt their next attempt" "By making an announcement of our own to refute this absurd claim." "That's out of the question." "Cardinal Strauss has insisted" "This entire matter be kept internal." "He shouldn't even be aware of it." "He's in conclave." "His final instructions" "Before sealing the doors were very clear." "Cardinal Strauss does not dictate Vatican protocols." "As you say, yet, technically," "Now that conclave has begun," "It's his privilege and duty to control public announcements." "I've drafted a release about the incident in the piazza," "But any other statements are specifically prohibited." "For that, cardinal has asked me" "To remind you we have a chimney." "Commander Richter, the search for the device?" "Well, we've turned the power on and off" "To about 20 percent of Vatican city." "Nothing on the video yet." "We're running out of options." "How long would you need to evacuate everyone?" "If I pull all my men from the search for the bomb, 30 minutes." "Mr. Langdon." "You have been right so far about the path." "It's now 9:15." "How quickly can you find the next church?" "The lines on the carving pointed east, away from Vatican city." "But there were five of them, so there's room for error." "About 20 churches intersect those lines." "None of them have names that invoke fire." "So a Bernini sculpture must be inside one of them that does." "We'll need to get into the archives to find it." "Would you escort Mr. Langdon?" "Yes, father." "[speaking in Italian]" "Silvano's journals." "The killer's name could be in here." "May I stay?" "Please." "Fine, of course." "Professor." "Would it surprise you to find those clothes suit you?" "It would surprise the hell out of me." "[in Italian] the Vatican is expressing sympathy" "For the mugging victim" "A Dusseldorf tourist, now confirmed dead... [in foreign language] the Vatican police have a suspect in custody... [in French] the Vatican will allow the crowd" "Back into St. Peter's square," "Where security will be doubled... [in English] the Vatican did admit that where there are crowds," "So often follows crime." "We're trying now to get the name of the tourist who was" "Oh, wait." "We're getting word now of smoke." "Smoke from the Sistine chapel chimney." "Apparently there's been another vote." "The smoke is black." "Once again, the cardinals have failed to reach consensus," "And the catholic church remains without a leader." "What are you looking for now?" "Church assets." "I beg your pardon?" "Artwork." "It's valuable." "Corporations tend to keep track of their holdings." "The catholic church is not a corporation, it's a beacon." "A source of inspiration" "For one billion lost and frightened souls." "Sure, I get that." "It's also a bank." "Commander Olivetti said I was not to" "Leave your side this time." "It wasn't me, it was her." "[in German] power is now cut to zone 73." "No light reaction on the monitor." "Restore power and move on to 74." "What sort of signs?" "I'm sorry?" "If the holy father was given an overdose of tinzaparin," "What signs would his body bear?" "Bleeding of the oral mucosa." "His tongue." "Post-mortem, the blood congeals" "And turns the inside of the mouth black." "Even after 14 days?" "It wouldn't show up until at least a week after his death." "He was very important to me." "Yeah, I understand." "Will you come with me, please?" "Signore, would you organize a security team" "To escort Miss Vetra and myself down to the crypt?" "Man:" "Yes, sir." "We'll be leaving straightaway." "Do you smoke?" "A little bit." "Then you better sit down before you keel over." "Langdon:" "And what's all that right there?" "What does this say in Italian right here," "Next to the ecstasy of saint Teresa?" "Right there." ""moved at suggestion of the artist."" ""moved"?" "To another church." "At the suggestion of Bernini?" "Guard:" "I don't know." "Here." "Translate all of this for me," "And I'll buy you a pack of smokes." "I'm looking for a reference to fire." "Fires." ""seraphim," meaning "the fiery one."" "Right." "his great, golden spear," "A point of fire."" "Then "woman left completely afire."" "Langdon:" "Ecstasy of saint Teresa." "Saint Teresa on fire." "So this sculpture was moved to this church?" "Langdon:" "Why did they shut down the system?" "They know we're down here." "Guard:" "If there's no power, there's no oxygen." "Can we get out?" "The door is electronic." "Man:" "Oh, God." "Well, that's disappointing." "Where are we going?" "To see my father." "I don't understand." "I was orphaned when I was 9 years of age." "A bombing in Ulster." "The UVF protesting the visit of a catholic archbishop." "The archbishop felt responsible," "And he adopted me the following day." "I was raised by him and by the church." "He was the wisest man I ever met." "Even when I was young and stubborn," "I wanted to be ordained." "But I was brought up in Italy," "So I also wanted to do my military service." "I wanted to fight." "He told me, "learn to fly."" "So I joined the aeronautica militare," "Flew helicopters, bringing the wounded back to hospital." "He was a great man." "Your father died?" "Fourteen days ago." "[in German] command, do you read me?" "Power is off." "Oxygen is very low." "Come in." "Can you read me?" "Can you get anything?" "No." "The walls are lead-lined." "There's no signal." "[heartbeat]" "Man:" "This way." "If the holy father was murdered, the implications are profound." "Vatican security is impenetrable." "No one from the outside could have got anywhere near him." "It was someone on the inside." "And we can trust no one." "[in German] No light reaction on zone 97." "Based on the rate the battery is using power," "The device will detonate just before midnight." "Holy father..." "When I was young, you told me" "The voice in my heart was God's voice." "You said I should follow it, no matter how painful." "Forgive me." "Please." "Give me strength." "What I do," "I do in the name of everything you believe." "Patrick:" "God help us." "[tires screeching]" "Santa Maria della Vittoria." "Do you know it?" "Yes, I do." "It's the next church." "I think someone just tried to kill me." "I promise you we had no idea-- he knows I'm here." "Yes." "You heard me ask permission." "You gave me an escort." "Yes, but we had no idea" "That portions of our white zones" "Were cross-wired with that building." "Commander Richter was extending the search." "If he had known the archives were on that grid," "He never would have killed the power." "Or there is the other possibility." "Is it conceivable the illuminati..." "Have infiltrated the Swiss guard?" "Perhaps." "The journals." "Where are they?" "Who took the journals from this desk?" "Cardinal 1:" "Someone is here?" "Cardinal 2:" "What is this?" "Signore, this is unacceptable." "For a camerlengo to enter the chapel" "Once conclave has begun..." "Forgive me." "There's been a development." "[in Italian] his holiness Celestine V was murdered." "Is it so hard to believe it could happen again?" "Signori, please a moment." "Please, signori." "Our church is at war." "We are under attack from an old enemy." "The illuminati." "They have struck us from within." "Murdering our holy father." "And threatening us all with destruction" "At the hands of their new God, science." "They call it retribution." "They think it justified." "Because of the church's attacks on men of science in the past." "And it's true." "Since the days of Galileo" "This church has tried to slow the relentless" "March of progress," "Sometimes with misguided means." "But science and religion are not enemies." "There are simply some things" "That science is just too young to understand." "So the church pleads, "stop." "Slow down." "Think." "Wait."" "And for this they call us backward." "But who is more ignorant," "The man who cannot define lightning," "Or the man who does not respect" "Its natural awesome power?" "The battle is well underway, signori." "We must defend ourselves." "But what if this time we fight their stealth with openness?" "Combat their wicked scheme with simple truth," "And end this brutish battle once and for all." "If the outside world could see this church as I do," "Looking beyond the ritual of these walls," "They would see a modern Miracle." "A brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls," "Who want nothing more than to be voices of compassion" "In a world spinning out of control." "Signori, I ask..." "I pray..." "That you break this conclave." "Open the doors," "Evacuate St. Peter's square," "And tell the world the truth." "[in Italian] oh, my God." "Get him down!" "No!" "There, there, that chain." "On that pulley." "This bench." "Get this pew up here." "Make a ladder." "[gunshots] [screams]" "[man speaking in Italian]" "Gendarmeria vaticana." "Oh!" "My son..." "God answers all prayers, but..." "Sometimes his answer is no." "The college will not break conclave." "May I suggest" "You direct your energies" "To helping the Swiss guard find this explosive device," "If it exists." "And leave church leadership..." "To its leaders." "Man:" "Eminence." "There is a growing fear that without the four preferiti," "A two-thirds majority for any candidate" "Will not be possible." "Unless-- speak plainly." "It is the recommendation of many" "That you ask to be removed from your post" "As great elector," "Thereby making yourself eligible" "To wear the ring of the fisherman." "Well..." "If it is God's will..." "May His will be done." "[men speaking in Italian]" "Signore, Are you okay?" "[man and woman speaking Italian]" "Those journals are private property." "I demand that you return them to me." "They're material evidence in a Vatican investigation." "I am an Italian citizen." "My rights do not end" "Just because I crossed to the other" "This is not Italy." "It's not even Rome, it's the Vatican." "A country of its own with its own laws." "And when those journals passed the border," "They became my property." "I will give them back to you" "When I've decided they contain nothing of value" "To the investigation." "Do you have something to hide, comandante Richter?" "Do you, Dr. Vetra?" "Were it up to me, it would not be this way." "It's a sin to kill with pain." "It's a sin to kill without reason." "Father..." "They make me a sinner." "[men speaking in Italian over radio]" "Langdon:" "Saint Teresa on fire." "Professor Langdon?" "What direction is that?" "West, I think." ""'cross Rome the mystic elements unfold."" "Piazza Barberini is here." "Saint Teresa is here." "Where is the Santa Maria del popolo, first altar of science?" "Santa Maria del popolo?" "Yes." "Thank you." "St. Peter's is here." "We are here." "A church with water..." "Wait, wait, wait." ""'cross Rome."" "The poem must mean it literally, cross Rome." "Professor, commander Richter has ordered me" "To escort you to the Vatican." "Piazza navona." "Earth." "Air." "Fire." "Water." "Cross Rome." "Bernini's four rivers." "Professor Langdon, the Vatican insists" "That I have to take you back." "The Vatican is about to see" "Its fourth cardinal murdered tonight." "Now, look." "You can do as they say" "And force me back to the Vatican," "Where we can all mourn his death together." "Or you can show how real cops act," "And take me to the piazza navona," "Where we still might be able to stop it." "Oh, by all means, let's talk it over." "In 14 minutes, he's gonna be dead." "This way, professor." "Yes, padre?" "At 11:15, if the church is still in peril," "Give the order to evacuate the cardinals." "But with dignity." "Let them walk out into St. Peter's square" "With their heads held high." "I don't want the last image of this church to be" "Of frightened old men sneaking out the back door." ""let angels guide thee..."" "There it is." "There it is." "Professor, I know this fountain." "There is no Angel on it." "The dove." "The Angel of peace." "And it's looking in what direction?" "Uh, east, I think." "[speaking in Italian]" "Professor, just wait here." "Stay put." "[speaking in Italian]" "[in Italian] good evening." "Can you help me?" "I'm waiting for a doctor." "[in Italian] come here." "Stay calm." "Don't shoot." "Hey!" "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Help, somebody!" "Cardinal Baggia?" "Cardinal Baggia." "Where was he hiding you?" "The church of illumination, where is it?" "Castel" " Castel sant'angelo." "Castle of the Angel." "Sir, there's news about cardinal Baggia." "The cardinal told Langdon he was being held" "In Castel sant'angelo." "If Langdon's right, that's where the bomb is." "Send everyone we can spare." "And you?" "I'm staying here." "Vittoria." "You're all right." "I'm all right." "What about you?" "I just heard about Olivetti." "I'm all right, I'm okay." "[speaking in Italian]" "Robert, we can't trust Richter." "He took Silvano's journals." "There must be something in there he doesn't want us to see." "The head of the Swiss guard." "Castel sant'angelo, it's close enough," "So the wireless signal from that camera" "Could still reach the Vatican." "The church of illumination is somewhere here." "Your canister is inside it." "Come with me." "For 400 years, the illuminati met" "Right under the church's nose." "The Vatican used this as a hideout" "And as a prison for their enemies." "If the explosion happens here," "Would the blast radius take out the Vatican?" "And part of Rome along with it." "[speaks in Italian]" "Go on." "They're pointing to it." "The angels." "The canister must be down there." "Come on." "[men yelling in Italian]" "Where are they going?" "To search the outer castle." "No, no." "It has to be here!" "Robert, it's a dead end." "No, it's not." "See if you can find a flashlight." "All of these stones are rectangular granite." "Except right here." "What is this?" "It's a pentagram." "An eye..." "That leads to..." "Langdon:" "Nowhere." "Robert?" "These walls overlap and there's a passageway back here." "Here, let me have the flashlight." "It's a passageway that leads to the Vatican." "An ancient escape route." "My God." "Here." "Look." "Langdon:" "This would be the perfect place for the illuminati" "To blow the whole building up." "Get on the radio." "Get the word out." "Conclave remains sealed." "But the camerlengo gave the order for evacuation at" "I'm countermanding it." "Langdon:" "This is it." "This is their church." "The canister should be lit by artificial light." "It's not here, Robert." ""a shining star at the end of the path." it has to be." "Vittoria:" "It's not here." "What did the poem say?" "Nothing." "Nothing, it's all over." "It was just the four lines, each one describing the" "There's a fifth brand." "It's not an ambigram, it's just two crossed keys." "The symbol for the Vatican." "No." "No, the papacy." "They intend to kill him." "Before they destroy the Vatican, they're gonna kill" "And brand the pope himself." "There is no pope." "Tempe sede vacante." "Il camerlengo." "We have to warn him." "Take a step back, please." "Take your cell phone from your pocket." "Throw it in the fire." "Murderer." "You know, when they call me..." "And they all call me..." "It is so important to them that I know" "That what they ask is the Lord's will." "Or Allah's, or Yahweh's." "And I suppose they're right." "Because if he was not vengeful, I would not exist, now would I?" "I've had several chances to eliminate you tonight." "You're still alive because you have no weapon," "And they didn't ask me to kill you," "But if you pursue me," "It is another matter." "Be careful." "These are men of God." "The camerlengo." "Have you come to make me a martyr?" "Here." "Here." "Here." "I need to see the camerlengo." "He is not available." "I demand to see the camerlengo!" "He is not available." "We'll see about that." "Langdon:" "All locked up." "Senza chiave, it's a one-way portal." "The only entrance is on the other side." "No!" "Hey!" "[in foreign language] I don't care who he talks to." "He doesn't go into that room." "This is Robert Langdon and Dr. Vetra!" "Open the door!" "Open up!" "Open the door!" "Langdon:" "Hey!" "The camerlengo is in danger." "He's the one!" "He's got a gun!" "Illuminatus!" "You bastard." "Illuminatus!" "Sanctimonious bastard!" "Padre." "Order the evacuation." "We only have 19 minutes." "Here, he's" "And get the helicopter for the older cardinals." "Yes, sir." "Vittoria:" "Robert?" "The brand, the symbol, could it have another meaning?" "Crossed keys." "But those are upside down." "St. Peter." "The first pope..." "Was crucified upside down." "On Vatican hill." "A few hundred feet below us." "Necropolis, city of the dead." ""upon this rock I will build my church."" "Langdon:" "Or bring it down upon itself." "The bomb is in St. Peter's tomb." "Man:" "The grid is still cycling." "The power to this section must be down." "It must be here." "It must be." "Don't touch it." "We have seven minutes." "Robert, hold this." "It's cold down here, isn't it?" "What's wrong?" "Cold decreases battery life." "We may have less than five minutes." "So?" "If I pull the power with less than five minutes," "The residual charge won't hold suspension." "We should leave it here and get clear if we can." "At least down here, the damage-- No!" "Vittoria:" "No, wait!" "Man:" "Father!" "Woman:" "We are live here at St. Peter's square," "Where despite a bomb threat and an order of evacuation," "The crowd is actually growing in size," "As we await an official announcement" "From the Vatican spokesman" "As to the exact nature of the threat" "And whether or not they are treating it" "As a credible danger." "This way." "A bomb?" "Roberto, there's an emergency." "I'll take her up alone." "Man:" "He's got clearance." "Oh, my God." "Langdon:" "Get down!" "Cardinal Strauss?" "[in German] it was the camerlengo." "He saved us all!" "He saved the church and he is alive." "Praise God." "Praise God." "He is alive." "He sacrificed himself for all of us." "Man:" "It's so incredible." "He survived." "You know, the worst thing we thought would happen" "Was that our work would fall into the hands" "Of the energy companies." "We thought we could change the world." "So naive." "No, no." "Not naive." "Innocent, maybe." "But that's not a crime." "I'm not so sure." "Go back to work." "Change the world." "Man:" "A gift." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "For Catholics, for everyone." "Camerlengo's age shouldn't be an obstacle." "Signori, you are no doubt aware" "That by holy law the man is ineligible" "For election to the papacy." "He is not a cardinal, he is a priest." "He is of insufficient age." "Well, maybe there's a way" "We could consider the possibilities." "I am sorry." "The protocols of conclave" "Are not subject to modification." "I will not call a ballot on this matter." "But, signore, you would not call the ballot." "Surely you remember." "You gave up your post as great elector." "Cardinal:" "They are singing in St. Peter's square." "And what happened here tonight transcends our laws." "Does it?" "Is it God's will that we give ourselves over to frenzy?" "Discard the rules of the church?" "Perhaps we need not discard them." "Signore, I am thinking now of Romano pontifici eligendo," "Numero sessanta" "Acclamation by adoration." "[speaking in Italian]" "If the holy spirit speaks through us," "And we call a man's name out loud" "That is election by adoration." "He's God's choice." "Yes." "And the candidate need only be" "An ordained member of the clergy" "Present in the Sistine chapel" "At the moment of his election." "I think we have it settled." "Signore camerlengo." "Yes?" "The cardinals ask you to join them" "In conclave as soon as possible." "Me?" "Yes, padre." "What are you doing?" "Silvano's journals." "I want them back." "Richter said..." "His holiness suffered from seizures," "But steps were taken..." "For safety." ""made sure he was watched," he said." "What if he was trying to give me this key?" "That's the papal office." "If the pope was worried about seizures," "He must have had Richter install cameras" "Without telling anyone." "To keep an eye on him." "For safety." "Maybe it records." "Richter:" "I read the journals, Patrick." "Patrick:" "The scientist kept journals." "So?" "Well, you figure prominently in them." "Really?" "Bentivoglio wasn't just a physicist," "He was also a catholic priest." "And as such, he was deeply conflicted" "About the implications of his work" "And in need of spiritual guidance." "Like Galileo." "About a month ago, he requested an audience with the pope," "But you know that." "Because you granted the audience," "And you were also present during it." "The God particle." "To actually claim an act of creation." "The blasphemy." "The arrogance." "The holy father didn't see it like that." "He urged him to go public." "His holiness thought that the discovery" "Could actually scientifically prove" "The existence of a divine power," "And begin to bridge the gap between science and religion." "His work was not religious, it was sacrilegious." "But you" "You saw the pope's position as a softening of church law." "As an old man's weakness." "Your father's weakness." "You murdered the vicar of Christ." "He raised me to protect this church, even from within." "And then-- then you conjured up an old enemy from the past." "The illuminati." "You found the ancient brands in the papal vaults," "And put them to use." "To spread fear." "The cardinals are men of belief." "Right now, their belief in evil is uniting them." "The entire catholic world will be united by this attack." "There is no attack." "You're trying to convince the cardinals they're in a war" "So they will choose a warrior to lead them." "We are at war." "We're weak when we should be strong." "If science is allowed to claim the power of creation," "What is left for God?" "It didn't work, Patrick." "It isn't finished." "Oh, yes, it's finished." "It's finished." "I've shown the journals to Father Simeon." "The moment the doors to the conclave open" "He will tell the cardinals what you've done." "I was planning on doing this alone." "Put it down." "But perhaps it's better that you're here." "Put it down." "Put it away." "[screams]" "Help!" "He's the one!" "He's got a gun!" "Illuminatus!" "You bastard." "Illuminatus!" "Sanctimonious bastard!" "Patrick [over tape]:" "And get the helicopter for the older cardinals, right?" "Vittoria [over tape]:" "Robert?" "The brand, the symbol, could it have another meaning?" "I've been summoned by the college of cardinals." "Gently..." "But within our walls." "[speaking in German]" "Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit." "Woman:" "Church sources now confirm" "That camerlengo father Patrick Mckenna" "Has died of internal injuries sustained in his heroic fall." "Man 1 [in Spanish]:" "Crowds of the faithful are calling for" "The camerlengo's immediate canonization and sainthood." "The Vatican also announced the death" "Of three of its cardinals" "In the fire at Santa Maria della Vittoria." "Man 2:" "As we await the appearance of the new holy father" "Cardinal Baggia of Italy," "One of the four original preferiti," "Who, despite terrorist attempts at disruption," "Seems to have been selected" "In one of the swiftest and smoothest conclaves" "In modern church history." "Professor Langdon?" "Please." "A token of thanks from his holiness," "And from his new camerlengo." "We are grateful you saved his life." "And it's our understanding that you require this text" "To complete your scholarly work." "We ask only that in your last will and testament" "You ensure..." "It finds its way home." "Of course." "And when you write of us," "And you will write of us," "May I ask one thing?" "Do so gently." "I'll try." "Religion is flawed," "But only because man is flawed." "All men, including this one." "He chose the name Luke." "There's been many marks and johns..." "Never a Luke." "It's said he was a doctor." "It's quite a message, science and Faith all in one." "The world is in need of both." "You will counsel him wisely." "I am an old man." "I will counsel him briefly." "Mr. Langdon..." "Thanks be to God for sending someone to protect his church." "I don't believe he sent me, father." "Oh, my son," "Of course he did."

"Cassie?" "Cassie?" "Cassie?" " Cassie." " Hmm?" "Did you sleep in my bed again last night?" "No, I just came in here this morning to cuddle with you." "Like, I get that you're obsessed with me, but you have, like, a really nice big bed, and that's only, like, ten feet away." "It's really not that hard to walk to." "Well, your bed is so much more comfy." "I don't know." "It's weird sleeping without Matthew." "I'm just not used to it yet." "So you're using me." "Duh." "So who's gonna make breakfast today?" "Mm, I made it last weekend, so probably you." "Uh, no, I made it last weekend." "No, that was two weekends ago, remember?" "No, that was last Saturday." " Blueberry pancakes." " Fine." "Rock, paper, scissors over it?" "Fine." " Ready?" " Mm-hmm." " Really?" " No?" "Okay." " Oh." "No." " Okay." "Okay, fine." "Whatever." "I'll make it." "Yes!" "Under one con-di-tion." " No!" " Yes." "You have to promise never to leave me." "Okay?" "Matthew is gone, and you are all that I have now in my sad and lonely life." "That is a lot to ask for in return for pancakes." "They're blueberry pancakes." "Fine." "But just for the pancakes." "Bacon melt cheeseburger," "Philly cheese steak." "A pulled pork sandwich." "You'd think they'd have more vegetarian options." "Right?" "I mean, god forbid a vegan tries to eat here." "You know, the people that don't eat any animal byproducts." "Oh, we know what vegans are, honey." "We have the Google at home." "Oh, babe, don't call it "the Google."" "You're making us look uncool." "No, I think it's kind of hipster of me" " to call it "the Google."" " You know, even if it's wrong, if mom wants to call it "the Google,"" "then we should support her." " Thank you." " Well." "Do you know what group of people tend to have a lot of vegans, actually, is..." " Lesbians." " Oh, really?" "W-we're gonna need a couple more minutes." "Thank you." "It's a shame Matthew couldn't make it out this evening." "Uh, well, he was busy so..." "Working nights to pay his way through med school during the day." "That's one ambitious man you have." "You must be so proud." " You're dating a doctor." " Hmm." "He's gonna cure cancer one day." "Well, he's at the chiropractic college." "So he's gonna be a chiropractor." "But if you guys think that's one step closer to curing cancer, then, sure, yeah." "He's gonna save millions of lives." "This place is really dope." "Oh, good use of the word "dope," honey." " Mm." " A lot of the kids from campus hang out here." "Like, the other day, we couldn't even get in 'cause the whole softball team was having a party here." "Did you know that most of the girls on the softball team" " are les..." " Let me guess." " Lesbians?" " Is it lesbians?" "I, um, got that internship at the creative agency." " Mm." " That's wonderful." " How much does that pay?" " Well, it's an internship." "So, I don't know, roughly like six figures." " So nothing." " Uh," "I think that a ten dollar per diem is a lot more than nothing." "How are you gonna survive on ten dollars a day?" "I don't know." "Dumpster diving." "Be serious." "We worry about you." "It's a good thing that you have Matthew." "Especially if I get cancer." "You know what?" "I was gonna wait until we ordered dessert, but I think I'm just gonna..." "Oh, I hope they have something with bacon bits on it." "I hear that's like really trendy right now." "Bacon is my favorite food group." "I wouldn't mind like a hot fudge sundae, though." "Ugh!" "I'd share that with you." "You know, with some drizzle and some nuts on it." " Salty, something sweet..." " We'll get two spoons, okay?" "Excuse me." "I'm trying to tell you guys something extremely difficult and heart wrenching, and, I mean, it might kill me, so a little respect, please." "John, put your fork down." "MacKenzie's having a nervous breakdown or indigestion." " I can't tell." " Can't be indigestion." "I mean, she's hardly touched her food." "John, please focus on our daughter." " She's dying." " Thank you, mom." "Hmm." "Mom..." "Dad..." "I'm gay." "No, no." "No." "Oh, god, why?" "No, MacKenzie." "How could you do that to us?" "What did we ever do to deserve this?" "Oh, my god, no." "MacKenzie, no!" "So how's the planning going for your Europe trip?" "Um, it's been postponed." "But this is the final summer you're free." "And soon Matthew will be working all the time." "You don't him to take time off work to go gallivanting across Europe." "Matthew's probably just busy, honey, with school and work." " He's gonna be a doctor." " I know that, dear." "I just thought I'd be nice for him to take a break from all of his hard work." "You know, I just..." "Okay, I'm just gonna stop you right there." "Matthew and I broke up." "What does that mean?" "It means we are no longer dating." " Oh..." "Oh, my god." "Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Honey, we know." "What do you mean you know?" "How?" "We read your diary every night when you went to bed." "We're your parents." "We just know these things." "And I found a copy of "the l word" under your bed" " like five years ago, - yeah." "Alice is hilarious." "I mean, Bette is terrifying." "I hate you both." "What?" "What did you do?" "I didn't do anything." "Well, you must've done something for him to break up with you." "Uh, actually, I left him." "But thanks for assuming he dumped me." "Why did you break up with him?" "He was perfect for you." "He was perfect for you." "Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, honey." "He proposed." "What?" "Are you..." " A lesbian?" " No." "I'm not a lesbian." "But you know what?" "Sometimes I wish I was." "Don't say that." "That's horrible." "So..." "Is it Cassie?" "Is it Cassie what?" " Is Cassie your lover?" " Eck." "Eww." "Please don't ever say "lover" again." " Lover." " Ugh." "Ugh." "And, no, Cassie isn't gay." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Besides, I haven't told her yet." "Told her what?" "That I'm gay." "Ah, don't worry about it, honey." " I'm sure she knows." " Mm-hmm." "Honey, you're a..." "What do they call it, John?" " A hundred footer." " You are a hundred footer." "And you guys are just completely okay with this?" "To be honest, I was worried you were going to tell us" " you were a vegan." " Yeah." "I mean, I'm relieved that you're gay." " I mean, men are assholes." " Mm-hmm." "If I could be gay, I would be." "That's disgusting." " Babe." " And how did it go?" "It was horrible." "It was worse than expected." "I don't even want to talk about it." "Oh, doll, that's really shitty." "I'm so sorry." "Like, they didn't even care at all." "They showed no emotion whatsoever." "No, that's a lie." "They were like happy about it." "Isn't that sick?" "Yeah, that sounds really devastating." "I mean, it took me months to finally..." "To summon the courage to come out to them and then they just treat it like it's no big deal." "Well, I'm sorry, but it is a big deal." "Like, they weren't even upset at all." "Isn't that fucked?" "Oh, my god." "Why are they not upset?" "Do they not love me?" "They definitely don't care about you." "I mean, my parents told me I was an abomination and that I was gonna burn in hell for all eternity." "Way to rub it in my face." "Oh, and they didn't even tell me that they were proud of me." "Isn't that like the number one thing you're supposed to tell your gay kid when you come out to them, like, how proud you are of them?" "I'm pretty sure it's in the gay parent handbook." "They must've lost the handbook." "I can only come out to them once in my whole life, and they freaking ruined it for me with their kindness and blatant disregard for my feelings." "Are you even listening to me?" " Oh, no." "Cassie's home." "I gotta go, bitch." "Okay, babe." "Sorry your parents are amazing." "Shit." "Stop whatever you're doing right now." "We are going to pizza hut buffet." "I am going to commit carbicide." "I mean, before you say anything," "I know that pizza hut buffet is not a thing anymore, rest in peace pizza hut buffet, but that doesn't mean we can't just order like a bazillion pizzas and pretend it's still a thing." " Right?" "This is not what it looks like." "I know what you must be thinking." "MacKenzie, are you watching lesbian porn?" "'Cause I told you that" ""Bridget Jones' diaphragm" is not the same movie." "No, I..." "Well, yes, but it's for a class." "Really?" "What class?" "I want in." "Yeah, it's like this women's studies class." "I have to do this assignment on post colonial gentrification set in an urban landscape posing in lesbian film." "Did you just take everything you remembered from your art theory class and mush it all together?" "That is exactly what I just did." "Hmm." "Well, it looks like you beat me to the carbicide." "What happened?" "Dinner with my parents was kind of a disaster." "Really?" "What happened?" "Uh, I just..." "I told them something, and they did not take it the way that I thought that they would." "Your parents are like the most supportive people" "I know." "I know." "It's the worst." "What didn't they take the right way?" "You know what?" "It's nothing." "How was dinner with your parents?" "Well, I told them I broke up with Matthew." " Oh, shit." "How'd that go?" "Um, well, I think after the hysterical crying and screaming stopped that it actually went pretty well." "I got the chocolate explosion cake for dessert." "Fuck off." "That's a good one." " Did you bring me some?" " Mm-mm." "Yeah." " Yeah." " Hah." "So are we gonna go or I guess we can just keep watching lesbian porn." "It's not lesbian porn." "It's lesbian film." "It's art." "It's very different." "Lesbian porn is gross." "Yeah, I know." "I don't even think that the lesbians who do lesbian porn are real lesbians." "Well, like I saw this one where they were, they were using a strap-on, and then they like put on a condom on it and I was like, "why?"" "Why would you..." "Why would you do that?" "Extra protection, obviously." "Well, I will stick to my normal porn." "One-legged paraplegics and Asian tentacles," " thank you very much." " Hmm." "I'm watching all the sex scenes in lesbian movies, mom, are you gonna call me a pervert?" "Damn it, mom!" "Call me a pervert." "Isn't it weird how different your life turned out than the way you had planned?" "Trust me, I know." "What did you want to be again when you grew up?" " A ninja turtle?" " No!" "I wanted to be the red power ranger." " How could you forget?" " Oh, yeah." "Right." "How could I?" "You were the only girl who didn't want to be the pink power ranger." "Well, the red one was obviously the coolest and the leader so." "And the hottest." "Right." "It's like I thought I knew what I was doing with my life." "You know, like, I had a plan and I wrote it out on paper." "I didn't even put it in my phone." "Like, I killed a tree for it." "I know." "It hangs on our fridge, mocking me for not having a plan." "Then Matthew had to go and propose and screw everything up." "Now look at me." "You're a walking disaster." "You are lucky I'm still friends with you." "I think I'm having an anxiety attack." "I don't really know, because I've never really had one before, but I think that's what's happening right now." " Are you having trouble breathing?" " No." "Do you feel super nervous?" "No." "I don't think you know what an anxiety attack is." "Maybe there are different forms of anxiety attacks." "Yeah, I don't think so." "I don't know." "It's just, like, my whole life I thought that I wanted a traditional life, you know?" "Like, get married and have kids, and, I don't know, have a dog that wears like a tiny hat." "Yeah." "I mean you can still have a traditional life." " You know that." " I don't know." "Maybe I don't want a traditional life." "You know, like, maybe I wanna be promiscuous and get HPV, I don't know, the sky's the limit." "I think HPV's, like, really common now." "You can get crazier than that." "You should go for the clap." "Hey, Cassie." "I've gotta tell you something, and please don't freak out." "But..." "Oh, my god." "Oh, you know." "Oh, shit, you know." "I've made a huge mistake." "My parents were right." "Okay." "Clearly you're having a mental breakdown because your parents are never right." "You weren't ready to get married, which is good, because you're 22." "Who the fuck gets married at 22, Cass?" "Rednecks, that's who." "Maybe I wanna be a redneck." "Okay, then go be a redneck." "I don't wanna be a redneck." "I think I know what's going to make you feel better." "Do you remember when I dated Andrew?" " Eww, yeah." " Yeah." "And he had, like, the tiniest dick ever?" "Yeah, you said it was an innie." "It was." "It was a fucking innie." "I mean, I have not seen a lot of dicks in my lifetime, but that one was tiny." "It was so small that when it got scared it would just like, disappear." "It would like, retreat until there was no penis left." "I've never even heard of a dick that small." "I mean, I guess technically, I never even lost my virginity." "So, I'm still a virgin." "Who's more pathetic now?" "This one." "You're a 22-year-old virgin." "Priests have had more sex than I have." "Maybe my life isn't so bad." "Yeah." "Hey, why did you tell me not to freak out?" "Just, like, don't freak out because your life's not that bad." "Oh, right." "Thanks, bud." "Okay, which one should I wear?" "Is this a joke?" "They look identical." "This one's a tri-blend, and this one's a poly-cotton." "God, you're such a lesbian sometimes." "Fine, the one on the right." "I don't know." "This one reeks of desperation." "I'm going with the poly-cotton." "I don't even know why you bother asking me." "I have literally worn this shirt for, like, a week now." "I just keep on, like, dousing it in perfume to hide my b.O." "My god, you're disgusting." "I'm single." "I don't know what you would do if you didn't have me." "Oh, here we go." ""Tum-blur"?" "Tumblr." "It's the new Facebook for lesbians." "Hell, it's the new eharmony for lesbians." "I have a Pinterest account." "Can I just use that?" "No, are you a 50-year-old mom or planning your wedding?" "No." "Delete that account immediately." "I'm, like, embarrassed for you." "Okay, so, let's create your profile." "You're totes adorbs." "So, trust me, the ladies are gonna be all over you." "Okay." "I have to pick a theme." "How about sports?" "Oh, my god, perfect." "Lesbians love sports." "How do you know all this stuff?" "Tumblr, duh." "Hey, I'm MacKenzie, recently out, just turned 22." "I like comics, puppies, and astronomy." "I love you." "Yeah, that's all I got." "Whatever, nobody reads that stuff anyways." "They're more interested in your selfies." " Gimme your phone." " Oh." "Mmm." "Okay, do, like, a sexy pouty face, but look like you aren't trying." "Can you like crinkle your nose a little bit?" "More lips." "Like you're not taking a shit though." "Now smile through your eyes." "Oh god, less smizing." "Eww." "They just keep getting worse." "Okay, maybe I can find a decent picture you already took and then make it look better on Instagram." " Okay." " Okay, umm..." "Oh, this one." "This is perfect." "Okay, I'm just going to crop Cassie out." "Voila, it's live." "I'll give it a week, and you'll have a Tumblr girlfriend in no time." "So, how's Cassie?" "I haven't seen that bitch in weeks." "She's good." "She's been really busy with her internship and school stuff." "And, how'd she take it when you told her?" "Told her what?" "That you decided to join the LPGA." "I have not told her yet." "I'm sorry, what?" "I mean, she's gotta know." "She has to know." "I mean, look at you." "I'm pretty good at hiding my lesbianism, Levi." "I've been doing it for 22 years." "Oh, honey, no." "No, you haven't." "Well, whatever." "Cassie doesn't know." "Well, what are you waiting for?" "She's your best friend." "She isn't gonna care." "I know that she's not going to care, it's just..." "I don't know." "I'm worried about making things change between us." "Like, what if she does get weirded out?" "I'm worried about screwing things up." "You're being way too dramatic." "Trust me, she isn't gonna care." "I mean, it's worse that you're lying to her." "I'm not lying to her," "I just haven't told her the truth." "Tell her." "You don't want her finding out from somebody else." "And besides, I'm sure she knows you're a hundred footer." "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Why do lesbians like this stuff?" "I have no clothes." "I have nothing." "Looks to me like you're wearing clothes." "I need to go shopping." "What are you doing today?" "Nothing." "And, no, I will not go shopping with you." "Yes, you are." "I can't go by myself." "Call Levi, he misses you." "Plus, I'm sure I'm sure he wants any excuse to skip class." "I did call Levi and he's busy." " So, I'm your backup?" " You're always my backup." "Well, find someone else because I am not going." " Yes, you're going." " No, I'm not." "I'll buy you a pretzel." "Love it." "Yellow is so your color." "Buy it, let's go." "I don't know if I like the pattern." "Oh, like, that's the style I want." "Yeah, her pant-top combination was just great, and then with the shoes, it just came together really nicely." "You're right, I should have brought Levi." "Duh." "Oh, what about this one?" "I love them all." "I'm so bored." "My legs hurt, I wanna sit down." "I did not buy you a pretzel so you could complain the whole time." "This is the thousandth store we've been in." "I don't even know what you're looking for anymore." "Dresses, pants, shoes, you've tried on everything." "I just got out of a serious relationship." "I need to get rid of things that remind me of Matthew." "So, everything." "Yes." "I want a cinnamon bun, too." " Fine." " Yes." "Hmm." "I don't know, I'll just try on both of them." "Is it too summery?" "I don't know, it's hot out, so I don't think you're going to be cold in that." "Yeah, but it's spring." " So?" "So, is it too summery for spring?" "I'm so lost right now." "I don't know." "I think it's too summery." "I'm going to try on the other one." "Okay." "No problem, I'll just stand here, dying of hunger." "Mac." "Hi, how are you?" "Matthew, my clothes." "Yeah, here." "So, uh, are you with Cassie here?" "Uh..." "I don't know?" "What?" "You... you don't know?" "What about this one, but with, like, a belt?" "Uh..." "Hi." "Hi." "I don't know about this one." "Do I look fuckable?" "Like who would fuck me in this?" "No one." "No one would fuck you in that dress." "That was, like, really weird." "How long are you going to be?" "Your little cousin seems like a wonderful person." "She... she's not my..." "My cousin." "Uh, MacKenzie, could you come in here for a sec?" "I, uh, think my dress is stuck." "Why did you let me try on this dress?" "I look like an idiot." "I told you to bring Levi." "I don't know anything about this shit." "I only came for the god damn pretzel that was promised to me." "Who the fuck is that girl he's with?" "I'd take a wild guess and say it's his new girlfriend." "So nice of him to wait like five minutes after I dump him." "Don't worry, she's just a rebound girl." "She seems dumb as fuck and a total high-maintenance bitch." "Oh, wait he dated you, so you should worry." "Guess who just got their cinnamon bun taken away." "You wouldn't." "God, I can't believe he saw me in this dress." "You're just gonna change?" "Okay, great." "Are they still out there?" "Yeah." "We are staying in here until they leave." "Oh, yeah, because that's not going to look weird or anything." "Can I use your phone to swipe left to get rid of the uglies?" "Ugh." "Eh." "Oh, god." "You wanted to speak with me?" "I heard you broke up with your boyfriend." "I know that's probably why your grades have been slipping." "That is so unbelievably creepy that you know that." "I know you're smarter than that, so I wouldn't worry about it too much." "Okay, thanks." "Just a reminder, though, you won't be graduating in spring if you fail one more assignment, because then you're going to fail this class." "Are you shitting me, Dr. Reese?" "So when you told me not to worry, you actually meant that I should worry?" "Maybe Matthew can tutor you." "We broke up." "Oh, that's right." "That's where this conversation began." "Okay, thank you for this talk." "Look, my door is always open during my designated office hours." "That's 7:00 to 8:00 A.M. every first Saturday of the month." "Cool." "Hey." "Hi." "Okay, so, you need to help me out." "My teammates over there..." "Don't look." "They bet me twenty bucks that" "I couldn't get your number." "Don't look!" "And like, not only do I really want the twenty bucks, but they're always making fun of me because I always blow it with girls and they think I need a girlfriend or just like more experience," "and now I'm completely over-sharing, so if you could like laugh really loud and pretend I've said something super funny and maybe look like you're thinking about being into me..." "They bet that you couldn't get my number?" "Yeah, well, a straight girl's." "You think I'm straight?" "So, can you give me your number?" "Or a number?" "I promise I'm not going to text you or anything." "Yeah." "Well, I actually have this number that's like this fake phone number, that you give to people when they hit on you." "And you don't wanna actually give them your number, and then they call it and it's like this voicemail that's like," ""the person you're calling gave you a fake phone number." "I hope you feel like a giant loser, loser."" "No way, that's not a thing." "I swear to god." "I use it all the time." "I say "all the time" like I get hit on all the time." "In reality I've used it like seven times." "Six times." "I've used it three times." "Wow, and I thought you were going to be all sweet and stuff with your cute little packed lunch and your adorable little backpack." "I mean you're eating peanut butter and jelly." "Girls that destroy egos do not eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches." "Oh, no, no, they do." "Yeah, they eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and they drink out of juice boxes." "To be fair, though, I usually only give that number to guys because one, they're usually the only ones that hit on me and two, I'm not into them." "Oh, I thought..." "So, yeah, I will give you my number." "But, you know, only because I want you to win that bet." "Yeah, totally just to win the bet." "I'm gonna throw this number away as soon as I get my twenty bucks." "I'm not gonna stare at it or put it in my phone or like, text you later." "That's definitely not gonna happen." "Good, because I wouldn't want you to text me, and I obviously would not text you back." "Duh, and then when you don't text me back," "I don't have to ask you if you want to go get dinner or see a movie together." "Good, because I definitely..." "Definitely wouldn't say yes to any of that." "Just so we're on the same page." "We are on the same page." "Hiya, hi, how's it going?" "Hey, uh, everything's great." "Um, yeah, I just saw the e-mail you sent to the client, and I noticed you did not sign it, "kindest regards."" "So?" "Yeah, so, obviously I don't care, it's just that remember on the first day you started working here and I told you we always sign our e-mails with "kindest regards"?" "Yeah, I thought that was just a suggestion." "Oh, yeah, it is, um, it's just like one of those suggestions that you always wanna do." "So, I'm sure it's fine, it's just I think our boss is really upset with you." "Are you fucking with me?" "What?" "I don't even." "Oh, my god, it's so shitty." "What is it, Amy?" "You didn't get the e-mail?" "What e-mail?" "Oh, my god, it's so awkward, um, you just got fired." "I'm pretty sure you got CCED." "I got fired?" "Yeah, total bummer." "I mean, because, like, you're just an intern and who fires an intern?" "Because you don't even get paid." "This has gotta be some kind of joke, right?" "Is this because of "kindest regards"?" "Oh, my god, no." "I mean, maybe?" "Um, but you should probably start packing up your things." "Um, oh, but not until after lunch, because you need to still go get that, okay?" " Cassie." " What, Amy?" "Isn't this your friend, MacKenzie?" "I've been reading her blog." "She's hilarious." "I just love her positive outlook on life." "Is she single?" "Cassie." "You're probably wondering why I have developed a fondness for baseball and lesbian film in the past couple of weeks." "It's because it's come to my attention, currently, that..." "Dude, what the fuck?" "What do you mean what the fuck?" "You what the fuck." "You almost broke my face." "How could you?" "I thought we were best friends." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, I don't know, MacKenzie, maybe you could have told me that you're gay?" "Yeah, you told everyone in the fucking world except for me." "Fucking Levi, I'm going to murder him." "No, it wasn't Levi, you idiot." "You put it on your blog." "You can see my blog?" "First of all, everyone in the world can see your blog." "Second of all, I work in social media, so it's my job to be on Tumblr." " Oh." " Yeah, oh." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Look, I'm sorry." "I just..." "I wasn't ready to tell you." "You have pooped in front of me, MacKenzie." "I have seen you poop." "And you couldn't just tell me you were gay." "I know!" "I mean, okay, that's not really the same thing." " Did you think I was going to care?" " No." "Then I don't get why you didn't just tell me." "Okay, I've never kept anything from you." "I know." "I just..." "I wasn't ready." "But you were just ready to splash it all across the Internet." "Okay, Levi was the one that made me get a Tumblr, so don't even start with that." "I don't even know how to use the thing." "Yeah, I noticed, okay?" "You're not even tagging your photos." "I don't know how you expect anyone to follow you." "Yeah, see, I have no idea what you're talking about." "That still doesn't explain why you didn't just tell me." "Do you know how much it hurt finding out online, rather than just from you?" "Look, I'm sorry, okay?" "I am sorry that I didn't tell you and you found out on the Internet." "But this, for once, is not about you." "It's about me." "I decide when I want to come out." "I decide when I tell my parents or Levi, or you." "Me, not you." "Have you told Levi or your parents?" "Yes?" "What the fuck, dude?" "You're taking this way out of proportion." "I think this shows that I care about you the most." "I was the most worried to tell you." "Does that not mean anything to you?" "No, it doesn't." "Because I should be the one you come to when something this important is happening in your life." "Not Levi." "Not your parents." "Me." "And to know that you can't even talk to me about something this important then..." "I don't even know what the point of being friends is anymore." "Oh, this is fucked up." "You're making this fucked up." "Fine." "Be silent." "Whatever, I'm over it." "I can't take this anymore." "I feel like I've lost you." "It's been 12 hours." "Well, it feels like years to me, okay?" "I wanna talk about this and you're the one being an asshole." " Oh, I'm an asshole?" " Yes, you are an asshole." "The whole reason I didn't tell you I was gay was because of this... exactly what you're doing right now." "What am I doing right now?" "You're making things between us weird and awkward." "I'm not mad because you're gay." "I'm mad because you didn't tell me." "Do you know how hard it is to come out?" " Obviously not." " Exactly." "Obviously not." "I'm not going to apologize again for not telling you sooner." "Look, things have been really rough for me, okay?" "My parents are overly supportive," "Levi's trying to whore me out, and believe it or not, it's actually been really difficult not talking to you about this all." "I guess I'm just upset with..." "The way things are going in my life." "I just needed someone to take it out on." "Well, take it out on your parents, that's obviously what they're there for." "Are we okay?" "Yeah, we're okay." "Because it doesn't feel like we're okay." " Okay, well we're going to be okay, okay?" "Okay." " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." " Okay." "I've said "okay" so much in the past minute," "I don't even know what it means anymore." "Yeah." "No." " So, straight." " Mm-hmm." " Straight." " Mm-hmm." "Unfortunately, straight." "Uh, gay." "Um, gay, gay, straight?" "No, those were all straight girls, hon." "How can you tell just by looking at them?" "Years of practice, darling." "I have my gaydar perfected." " Okay, see the girl over by the tree?" " Yeah." "Gay." "How can you tell that all the way from here?" "I can." "Okay." "Try again." "Um..." "Hey." "Hey, bitch." "Finished for the day?" " Yep." " Nice." "What are you guys up to?" "Just trying to teach our little baby dyke over here how to use her gaydar." "I think I'm getting really good at it." "No." "Well, who are we looking at?" "Can I try?" "Why?" "You're straight." "I don't know." "Maybe to save me from another 15 years of crushing on Lance bass." "Bless him." "Is it um..." "That's what I thought." "Who texted you?" "Elliot." "Been texting her for like two weeks, nonstop." "You don't know that it's Elliot." "I mean, a lot of people text me, like you or Cassie or my mother." "Did your mom text you?" "No." "Thought so." "Who's Elliot?" "Elliot, I told you about her." "I met her after class one day." "No, you never mentioned her." "Oh, well, I mean, it's no big deal." "I met a girl, her name is Elliot and that's it." "And she wants to ride her face." "Well, maybe just a little." " She plays soccer." " You hate sports." "I like girls who play sports, and that's all that matters." "You should invite her to our party on Saturday." "Yeah?" "I really want you guys to meet her." "I think you'll love her." "She's so cool." "I mean, obviously not as cool as me, but like, who is?" "Gay, straight, gay?" " Damn it." " So not even close." "I'm thinking of ordering a pizza." "What do you want on your half?" "I'm not really that hungry." "I probably won't have any." "But you're always hungry." "Hey." "Yeah." "Right now?" "Nothing." "Yeah, I'm starving, obviously." "I'll meet you there in like ten minutes." "Oh, you're coming to the party tonight, right?" "Oh, my god, MacKenzie." "Where did all these people come from?" "I don't know." "Only like ten people said they were coming." "I may have texted a few extra people." "I mean, ten people's a gathering, ladies." "This is a party." "Can we get some Beyonce in here?" "Oh, my god." " Why the fuck are they here?" " To ruin your life." "I can't believe he brought her." "Well, I mean I can, because they're dating." "But you know what I mean." "This is unbelievable." "Has she even gotten her period yet?" "She looks 12." "Give me this." "Eww, what was that?" "Peach schnapps." "Oh, my god, you are such a lesbian." "Where's your lover?" "She isn't my lover, because we haven't "lovered" yet." "She's playing beer pong." "Why don't you go talk to her?" "I don't know." "I don't want to bother her." "Oh!" "Where did you even find that?" "YOLO, bitches!" "Please don't ever say that again." "You are white." "Hey, I'm gonna let you have this one." " Let me have it?" "I won it fair and square." "Yes." " The beer pong trophy, -but need I remind you this is the only time," " you've ever beaten me." "Is ripped out of your dead hands..." "And the sex is so great." "Mind if we sit down?" "Yeah, sure." "Oh, sorry." "Promise, I didn't know what I was gonna do." "I'm gonna go to the bathroom." "Okay, bye." "Uh, hey." "Hey." "Are you feeling okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Cool." "Where the fuck did you go?" "So, Tasha." " It is Tasha, right?" " Yeah." "What's your major?" "Bachelor of arts." "Oh, cool." " In what?" " College." "Love you, bye." " Hey." " Hi." "You good?" "Yes, I'm good." "We already had that conversation." "Right, yeah." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Okay then." "What the fuck is MacKenzie doing?" "Does she have diarrhea or something?" "Eww." "Just so you know, I have no idea what I'm doing." "Honestly, neither do I." "Cool." " Hey, bitch." " Save me, bitch." "Save me." "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm Tasha." "I don't fucking care." "Where's MacKenzie?" "I don't know." "She has diarrhea or something." "Ew, ew, ew." " No, no, no." " I can save her." "Get the fuck out." "Hey, not while you have diarrhea." "I don't have diarrhea." "I don't." "This is my third beer and I'm not even feeling anything." "I'm such a tank." "I hate being a tank." "I want liquor." "Go get me liquor." "Right, sorry." "Yep, liquor." "So, who are you?" "Do you, like, go to this school?" "I'm Cassie." "Matthew's ex, Cassie." "He's never mentioned a Cassie." "We broke up like three months ago." "And he started dating you, like, a second after I dumped him." "I think I'm drunk." "Ugh, all right." "Bye, Kathy." "Bye." "Hey, hey." "Where are you going?" "I just need some fresh air." " Hey." " Oh, jeez." "What are you doing here?" "Thought I'd keep you company." "Do you want to talk?" "I'm good, thanks." "Well, you seem upset." "I'm fine." "Just go the fuck inside, okay?" "Hey, it's mack, talk some wack." "Ew, why did I just say that?" "MacKenzie, pick up." "Okay, Matthew just tried to kiss me, and he had disgusting beer breath." "And did you see that stupid, fucking gay beard he's trying to grow?" "Shit." "I'm sorry, was that offensive to you?" "I don't know." "And I just stab his stupid, fucking preschool girlfriend in the face." "And I'm pretty sure I'm getting my period, so, would you please just stop shitting and just meet me at our bench, okay?" "I need you." "She left this here last night." "It's the only thing I'll ever have of hers again." "Oh, my god, give me details." "Ugh, it was horrible." "No, it wasn't even horrible, because it was great." "And then it was horrible." "Why, what happened?" "Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm only telling you this because I'm still drunk from last night." "Yeah, I can still smell the peach schnapps on your breath, honey." "It's kind of nasty." "Okay, well, like, we were making out on my bed" " and things were going really well, you know?" "Yeah." " I was like taking off her shirt, -oh." " And like touching her boobies and stuff." " Go, girl." " And I was like, yeah, like, I'm going to do this." "Right." "I'm so gonna do this." "I'm going for it." " So then I stuck my finger in there." " Right." "And then I just left it." "You just left what?" "My finger?" "I just let it sit there like a motherfucking tampon." "Oh, come on, are you just going to stand there and not make fun of our little homo?" "I don't know, Levi, she's clearly retarded." "I didn't know what fingering was." "I thought once it was in there it was just over." "Honey, I'm a gay man, and I know that's not how you finger someone." "What was the point of watching all that lesbian porn then?" "I'm so embarrassed." "You should be." "And where the fuck did you go last night, little missy?" "Leaving your own party like a diva?" "I just had to get out." "I couldn't deal with Matthew and his hooker girlfriend anymore." "They left pretty soon after you ditched." "Probably to bang." "Thank you." "That makes me feel so much better." "I don't get it." "You broke up with him." "Do you want to get back together or something?" "I don't know, it's just like every time..." " What, it's Elliot." " Yeah." "Hey, I didn't think I was ever going to talk to you again." "Would you believe me if I told you that my finger fell asleep?" "Oh, that girl's in love." " It's adorable." "Yeah, and it's totally selfish." "Oh, don't even." "MacKenzie finally actually likes someone." "You should just be happy for her." "I am happy for her." "Just like, why does she have to be so happy?" " My life's in the shits." " Oh my god." "What?" "It's like she never has time for me or us anymore." "It's all about Elliot." "What's so great about Elliot?" "She's not even funny." "She has some great tits, though." "I have great tits." "Yeah, but MacKenzie's not allowed to put those ones..." "In her mouth." " Girls are such pigs." " I know, tell me about it." "Dr. Reese, are you going to ask me about Matthew again?" "Because I really don't want to talk about him." "No, I've all ready been lectured by the Dean." "Apparently, I crossed some boundary." "You know, I thought it was incredibly creepy that he even knew about it." "And I was just wondering what your plans were for graduation." "Any jobs lined up?" "Well, I got fired from an internship, so the job pool is looking a little shallow." "You know, I actually know someone who works at a creative agency and they are looking for a junior copywriter." "And I suggested you." " Are you serious?" " I am." "Oh my god, that's amazing." "The position starts pretty soon," " so it should be perfect for when you graduate." "Okay." " They want to meet you." " Okay." "And this is the name of the hr person, and the name and contact information of the creative director." " Give them a call if you're interested." " Okay, yeah." "Wow." "Dr. Reese, if you weren't like an older version of my GBF," "I would totally kiss you right now." "You have stickers on your ceiling." "What?" "Oh, yeah." "Those are those, you know, star stickers." "What?" "You know, the star stickers of the solar system, they glow in the dark." "That's so embarrassing." " Oh." "Oh, that's embarrassing?" " Mm-hmm." "Me having the glow-in-the-dark solar system is embarrassing, but me sticking my finger in your vagina to take a nice cozy nap, that's not embarrassing." "Whoa, who said that wasn't embarrassing?" "That's even more so embarrassing." "So, can I kiss you now?" "Yeah." "I think we're past the point where you need to ask." "Okay." "Just checking." "Let me just turn this off really, really quickly." "What's that?" "Oh, this is just my Tumblr." "You have a Tumblr?" "Oh, yeah, I'm really gay." "Who's that girl?" "Oh, that's Shawntelle." "Shawntelle?" "Yeah, she's my friend." "Well, technically she's my Tumblr girlfriend." " You have a Tumblr girlfriend?" " Yeah." "Can you believe it?" "I don't even know what she looks like in real life." "I could be getting catfished for all I know." "She, like, lives in Texas or something." "What is happening right now?" "Are you leaving?" "Yes, mack, I'm leaving." "Why?" "I thought we were gonna go get ice cream." "Because you have a girlfriend." "A girl...?" "No, she's a Tumblr girlfriend." "She's probably 50 years old and has two mentally challenged sons." "Sorry to keep you." "I hope you weren't waiting." "Oh, no, not at all." "Hi, Cassie." "Juliana." "Thanks." "Have a seat." "Cassie, where are you?" "Come on, pick up." "Pick up." "Pick up." "Hey, babes, I can't really talk right now." "I think I totally fucked things up." "What is... are you..." "Are you having sex right now?" "Yeah, babe, I told you I can't really talk right now." "It's a bad time." "It's totally a good time." "Why did you even answer the phone?" "I'm bottoming, so it's not like I'm really doing anything." "I did not need to know that." "Call me back when you're finished." "Oh, oh, god." "Now I'm just thinking about you finishing." "Okay, love you, babe." "Hello?" "Just kidding." "It's Cassie's voicemail." "Mack, it's Cassie." "I mean, Cassie, it's mack." "MacKenzie." "I think Elliot just dumped me because of my stupid, fucking, shitty-ass Tumblr girlfriend who doesn't even fucking exist." "Like, why don't they tell you in the terms and conditions if you have a Tumblr girlfriend it apparently counts as a real one." "Like, how fucking stupid is that?" "What is even the point of one of those?" "To send song lyrics and pictures back and forth to." "Can I fuck one of those song lyrics, Cassie?" "No, no, I can't." "I mean, technically I can't." "Maybe like, emotionally I can, somehow, or anyways." "Elliot found out and now she hates me." "At least I think she does, I don't know." "She stormed out of here." "I think I love her, Cassie." "I mean, obviously, I don't because it's been like a month but I really, really, like her." "You have to help me, I don't know what to do." "We need to win her back." "Oh, yeah." "I just said "we." This is now a team effort." "I'm gonna go get ice cream." "Meet me at our bench, you know?" "Like, stop what you're doing right now and come meet me." "Like, right now." "Okay, bye." "Hello?" "Just kidding, it's Cassie's voicemail." "Seriously?" "Seriously?" "Just don't." "I don't want to hear it." "What do you mean you don't want to hear it?" "I mean I don't want to hear you complain about whatever it is you're going to complain about." "I don't care." "I don't care about your problems, MacKenzie." "And I especially don't care about whatever it is you did to fuck up your relationship with Elliot." "This might come as a shock, but it is your duty as my best friend to care about these things." "You have to listen and let me vent about whatever I want to vent about." "So, if I want to complain all day about the stupid woman in the snuggle commercial who doesn't even know how to fucking read with a blanket on her, like, actually, if you're having trouble reading" "and keeping a blanket on you, then you should have your children taken away because clearly you're not fit to be a parent." "Then you will agree and you will vent with me, because that is what best friends do." "No, it's not." "That's not what best friends do, MacKenzie." "Best friends are honest with each other." "Best friends tell each other when they think the other person's being stupid and ridiculous." "Did you hear that?" "Best friends are honest." "Oh." "Oh." "Is that what we're doing right now?" "We're being honest with each other." "Okay, yeah, sure, I can be honest." "Let's be honest." "This plan of yours, this life plan, is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life." "Like, what is the point of this?" "Why do you still have this hanging on our fridge?" "Did you laminate your fucking life plan?" "At least I'm still thinking about what kind of future I want." "What are you even doing with your life besides getting catfished on the Internet?" "Oh, don't you bring Shawntelle into this." "You are so self involved, you didn't even notice that I had a job interview today for my dream job at a creative agency." "Okay, so maybe it wasn't my dream job, because my dream job involves Ryan gosling feeding me grapes, but it was still a really good job." "And you didn't even know because if it doesn't have anything to do with you, you don't even care." "Really?" "Really, Cassie?" "You're calling me self-involved?" "How about this one?" "You didn't even know that I was gay." "Everyone, literally everyone could tell you, but my furious lesbianism didn't even faze you because you're so wrapped up in your head." "You had a boyfriend." "You were dating Andrew." "So, how was I supposed to know?" "Did you think that I actually liked dating Andrew?" "The only reason that I dated him was because his dick was so fucking small that it was pretty much just a vagina." "And as my best friend you should know this." "My god, you know what?" "It was a mistake." "17 years ago, when I saw that you had beach time Ken, and I had ball gown Barbie, and I thought they could just get married, and we could just play together." "I had beach time Ken, and you still didn't know that I was gay." "You know what, maybe this friendship wasn't supposed to last this long." "Fine." "I don't know if you think I'm joking, but I am being fucking serious." "I am over this friendship." "Okay." "Then I hope you enjoy your single, lonely life, Cassie." "With all of your friends on Facebook and Twitter." "Because newsflash, they don't care about you like I do." "I hope you're grabbing your shit so you can move out, because I don't want you here anymore." "Of course that's what I'm doing." "Do you think I'm spontaneously cleaning?" "I'm going, and it's not because you're kicking me out, it's because I'm choosing to go." "Great, because I can't stand to be around you." " Great." " Okay, then." " Okay, then." " Then just go." "That's exactly what I'm going to do." " Go." " Fine." "Go then." "In my hand, I hold one last rose." "You know what?" "I should be on a reality show." "Like, seriously." "The shit that happens to me, it's ridiculous." "People would love watching my life." "What are you saying tonight?" " This." " Hot." "What's your lover doing?" "It's Saturday." "I don't have a lover anymore, remember?" "I have a Tumblr girlfriend that's probably a 40-year-old, bald convenience store worker." "Ew." "What are you doing tonight?" "The usual." "Can I come?" "It's a bunch of us gays, so... no." "But I'm gay now." "You're a lesbian, honey." "What's the difference?" "Oh, my god." "Oh, you're so cute sometimes." "It's endearing, don't worry." "So how did Cass end up keeping the apartment in the divorce?" "I gave it to her, like I gave her my heart." "It's tragic." "Oh, I need to get ready." "Um, do you want the rest of my burrito?" "What a stupid fucking question." "Of course I want your burrito." "I know, I can always count on you." "Oh shit." "Christine, you are funny, smart, cultured, generous." "And one of the most interesting people I've ever met." "But I have to give my final rose to Brittany because she is way too hot." "Hey." "What are you up to?" "Do you want to come over?" "Hi." "Hey." "Don't yet, just wait." "Shit." "I didn't actually think you were actually going to be here." "Why?" "It's like Friday night at 11:00." "I assumed you'd be out drinking or something." "It's Saturday night." "See, I don't even know my own life." "Well, we have a tourney tomorrow, so..." "Right, for soccer." "Yes." "I sent you a bunch of texts." "I never heard back from you." "I got them." "Can I just come in?" "I really wanna talk to you." "I don't think so." "I have to get up early to leave for the tournament tomorrow, and, honestly, I just don't really want to talk to you right now." "Oh, yeah, no, that's totally understandable." "Can I just say again though that I'm really sorry?" "I'm stupid, okay?" "Like, really, really, stupid." "Like, should-be-tested stupid." "I think that's pretty evident." "I'm new to all this." "I just didn't know about the whole..." "Tumblr girlfriend thing." "No, it's ignorance." "Bye, mack." "Fuck." "Where are you going?" "Well, the game show channel is calling my name, so..." "Cool." "I'm down to watch some TV." "Oh, um..." "This is awkward." "This was just a Booty call, okay, so..." "I just wanted some Booty." "What?" "You know, I have a girlfriend." "Yeah, and it's obvious you like her very much." "So, I'm gonna go watch the feud." "But thank you for fulfilling my needs." "Well, that's tough." "Laura, on to you." "We've surveyed 100 women and asked what is the worst..." "I am only coming back because I need more underwear." "Text message." "What was that?" "What was what?" "Mack." "You guys have a fight or something?" "She's a self-involved bitch and a shitty friend." "So she's just like you." "Thought I had more underwear." "Apparently I only have three pairs." "Light days it is." "Bye, Matthew." "Yeah, bye." "What is the worst way to dump someone?" "Juliana." "It's so nice to see you again." "Hi, Cassie." "It's great to see you again, too." "I have some news that I think you'll be interested in." "Is it just me or is Elliot being completely ridiculous and over-reacting?" "Well, I don't know, I guess." "It's Tumblr, like relax." "Maybe you should talk to her." "I already did try talking to her, I went to her house, but she slammed the door in my face." "She won't return my calls, my texts." "I'm running out of ideas." "What if you sent flowers?" "Girls love flowers." "I think if you like this girl, you should really try to make it work." "Okay, first, mom, flowers?" "That's lame." "Second, whose side are you on?" "Because what it sounds like to me is that you're on her side." "I'm Switzerland." "What does that have to do with anything?" "You're father's laughing hysterically right now." "He thought my joke was funny." "You guys are so weird." "You look skinny." "Are you not eating?" "No, mom, stop being a mom." "You should be bitching with me." "Say something mean about Elliot so I feel better." "Go." "When your father and I were watching "the l word"" "and Bette cheated on Tina, she sent flowers and apologized." "So I think that's what you should do." "Oh, and write a note that says "you hold all the cards."" "For the love of god, stop watching "the l word" with dad." "Just stop watching it." "I don't know, honey, maybe you should be talking to Cassie about all this." "We're still fighting." "What about Levi?" "He's too busy fucking beautiful men." "I hope he's using protection." "Well, this conversation is not helping at all." "Are all girls this crazy and dramatic?" "Probably." "Where are you and dad saying tonight?" "We're talking to you, honey." "No, saying, like what are you doing?" "Oh, I need to look up that slang word." "We are going golfing with Tracy and Steve." "Gay." "You really shouldn't say that." "No, no, I'm allowed to say it." "I am gay so it's fine, like, all black people are allowed" " to call themselves..." " I don't think so." "I'm miserable." "Oh, honey, your father's yelling at me." "We're late." "Sorry, pumpkin, we have to go." "But I just told you I was miserable." "We love you." "I hate you." "I'm coming with you." "I belong in New York." "Like, look at this face." "This is totally a New York face." "Did you know rent for a 300 square foot apartment is like $1800?" "Okay, maybe I have more of an L.A. face." "So, I haven't heard from MacKenzie in a couple days." "I assume she's losing her mind." "From what?" "You moving to New York." "Oh, please." "I didn't even tell her." "You fucking kidding me?" "She didn't tell me she was gay, so I'm not gonna tell her I'm moving." "Yeah, that's not the same thing at all, you know that right?" "Well, why don't you tell her then?" "Okay, I'm just really tired of being the GBF that just literally helps you two with your problems." "I have a life too, you know?" "Did you know I can speak three languages?" "You do not." "Okay, correction, I could if I learned them." "Put that on your resume." "I mean, what are you guys even arguing about?" "You have three minutes to tell me, because I have a date tonight." "What?" "It's 11:00." "Okay, grandma." "MacKenzie is just so self-involved." "It's like she got a girlfriend and completely forgot I existed." "This is coming from the girl who had no idea that her best friend was gay." "Okay, you know what?" "She had a boyfriend." "And, sure, her fashion sense isn't the greatest, but she is color blind and a lot of girls like hiking and outdoorsy stuff and have posters of Michelle Rodriguez on..." "Shit." "There we go." " Mm-hmm." " Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Well, whatever." "I'm moving to New York, and I'm not telling her." "That's that." "Okay, look, you're a big girl." "You can do whatever you want." "I'm just the really sexy gay man who gives exceptional advice, so you don't have to listen to me or anything, but you're going to regret this." "Just like you'll regret this outfit you put on tonight." "MacKenzie bought me this shirt." "You two should be in each other's lives until one of you dies." "And let's be real, it's most likely going to be MacKenzie from choking on some sort of food." "She needs to learn to stop talking while she's eating, it's revolting." "What if she doesn't want me in her life anymore?" "I mean, she's gay now." "And I'm straight, so we just don't have anything in common." "You're being so dramatic." "MacKenzie's always been gay, babe." "So, guess what?" "Nothing's changed." "Don't ruin this friendship over, literally, like, nothing." "You do give really good advice." "I know." "I think I should have my own morning talk show." "Oh, my god, I would totally not watch that." "I would never bring you on, just so you know." "Fuck this fucking site." "Un-fucking-believable." "What the fuck is this fuckery?" "Oh, fuck." "How did I not know you were a lesbian?" "Where the fuck are my keys?" "Hey." "Hey." "Were you seriously going to leave without telling me?" "No, I was literally on my way, right now, to tell you." "Oh my god, we are scarily similar." "New York, huh?" "What are we gonna do?" "I guess we'll just have to have phone sex everyday until you can visit me on weekends?" "Look, I wanna give you this big, apologetic speech about what a shitty friend I was..." "You don't have to." "I think we both said things that we regret and..." "We've both kind of been shitty friends lately." "I'm sorry." "I really am." "I'm sorry, too." "In fact..." "I actually wrote a song about it." " What?" " Yeah." "I wrote this song when I heard you were going away, and I just thought, like," ""that's like the perfect way to send her off."" "So I'm just going to sing it right now, okay?" " Oh." " Okay." "Here we go, I'm going to sing it." "What?" "Oh, my god." "I'm obviously joking." "I can't even go through with this." " Okay, I was like "what the hell is going on right now?"" "Jesus Christ." "I was like, "I don't know how" "I'm just going to pretend to enjoy this shitty song that she prepared for me."" "Okay." "I actually do have something for you, though." "Oh, my god." "Is this beach time Ken?" "In the flesh." "Literally in the flesh." "I could not find his clothes anywhere." "You're gonna need something to remind you of me in New York." "And this naked, plastic man..." "Wait." "This is for you." "Is this ball gown Barbie?" "I'm going to fucking miss you, you loser." "I can't find it anywhere." "Where is it?" "Hmm?" "What are you looking for?" "The t-shirt." "The god damned t-shirt, babe." "Um, what does it look like?" "I'll help you look." "It's pink and it says "kindest regards" on it." "I don't get it." "It's an inside joke with Cassie, never mind." "You're hiding things from me now?" " You know that Cassie and I are ex-lovers, right?" "Mm-hmm." " You jealous?" " Yeah." "No, no, honey, we have to be there in like 20 minutes." "Yeah, that's not gonna stop me." "Wait, wait, what time is it?" " What?" " What time is it?" "I don't know, 2:25." "Shit, we're late." " Yeah." " Okay, go faster."

"Previously on Alias." "Our target is someone with whom several of you are quite familiar." "Who is it?" "Anna Espinosa." "I thought..." " She's supposed to be dead." " So are a lot of people." "Here." "Nice work." "It was nice getting to know your sister." "Get your hands off me." "Dispatch, I need backup." "She can have the blouse." "I believe that if the two of you go out on this mission, and Anna Espinosa has her way, that only one of you will return home alive." " Let's take her." " Bad idea." "I was hoping we could spend a little more..." "Go!" "Why is the CRF assembling this bomb?" "What do they have planned?" "Oh, my god, I thought you were..." "Anna." "The surgeons in Estonia got the bullet out." "She's stabilized." "But the internal bleeding was severe." "They put her in a coma." "Until she recovers minimum metabolic function." "48 hours at least, they say." "I'm sorry." "It was Anna Espinosa." "She did this." "Anna has got the bomb." "We didn't stop her." "I said I'm not to be bothered." "I'll be right there." "This is... classic." "Is this really the only way to get intel on CRF?" "You disagree with my methods." "Sloane signed an agreement with Langley." "He's prohibited from engaging with certain operatives." "Sark's on that list." "Sark will only negotiate openly if he feels he's met his intellectual match." "As acting director, I'll take full responsibility." "Four years ago, if I'm not mistaken, you fooled a small army into thinking they worked for the CIA, when in fact they worked for you." "How you convinced the U.S. Government into offering you the real thing is a story I'm dying to hear." "Suffice to say, Arvin, you have my undying admiration." "You recognize those men?" "They were going to help you escape our custody in Johannesburg." "Turn the page." "An abject lesson." "This is what we will do to you if you refuse to cooperate." "Now, how do we retrieve the bomb?" "The Cadmus Revolutionary Front is run by a man named Ushek San'ko." "We worked together under my last employer." "San'ko will be taking possession of the bomb shortly." "I've got him." "I told M. Vaughn in Johannesburg I would help you infiltrate CRF and retrieve this bomb from San'ko." "And I promise you, I will." "You have my word." "Your word?" "Which has a considerably greater value than when you knew me last." "Incarceration has given me a sense of... perspective." "Well, I'll consider that." "But first I have a demand." "I've heard from unreliable sources that" "Lauren Reed is dead." "Now I've filed numerous requests about her status." "All have gone unanswered." "What I want is to visit her grave." "I want to see her body for myself." "I'll arrange transport." "There's something else." "I heard about Sark." "He didn't give you anything in South Africa." "No, he was onto us from the beginning." "They're questioning him now." "If Sark can give us intel on how to stop the CRF, we still have a chance." "We can't depend on Sark." "I understand he's cutting a deal." "Look, I don't like it any more than you do, but if listening to him helps us get the bomb back," "I can live with it." "Even if you're right, what if Anna gets away?" "Sark has agreed to lead us to Ushek San'ko, the leader of CRF." "We believe San'ko can provide operational intelligence that will allow us to stop Anna and recover the weapon." "When do we leave?" "He has, however, made a demand which involves you." "He wants to exhume your wife's body." "Fine." "Let him." "That's not all." "Sark has demanded that you open her coffin for him." "N o." "Agent Vaughn?" "You can't order him too this." "I'm not ordering." "I'm asking." "Sark's participation in leading us to CRF, stopping Anna is dependent..." "I'll do it." "This is where you keep her?" "For national security reasons, some bodies aren't allowed a public grave." "In this case, we didn't want Lauren's death to become public knowledge." "This make you feel better, watching this happen?" "It gives me hope." "That I can still achieve closure." "Guys like you don't believe in closure." "That would actually require you to care about something." "Perhaps that's true." "Perhaps all I can hope for is a moment for us all to share... you, me... her." "And letting go of all pretext and subterfuge, we can finally admit the truth." "Your wife loved me." "Not even death can change that." "Do it." "Open it." "You want your moment?" "Take it." "Stop." "My agreement, Mr. Vaughn, allows for this." "In a perfect triangular pattern." "Consistent with CIA training." "It was you." "You did this." "Yes, I did." "I'll take you to CRF." "But I want you to face what you did." "I want you to look at her." "Do a search for black widow." "It was one of Anna's call signs." "Who knows?" "She might still use it." "Dixon, will you call me if you find anything?" "Okay." "Is there anything you need?" "No." "You shouldn't blame yourself, Sydney." "I certainly don't hold you responsible for what happened to Nadia." "I've said this before." "Anna won't kill Nadia." "She can't." "After all this, you still believe." "Sydney." "My daughter lies there in a medically induced coma." "What else do I have but my faith?" "All patients and personnel, please remain calm." "We have experienced a small fire in the sub-basement." "Please proceed to the nearest exit in an orderly manner." "Should be a security detail in the building." "Stay with Nadia until they get here." "Nadia's next door." "I thought it prudent to change her room until our extraction arrived." "The doctors at the hospital assured me" "Nadia will be able to complete her recovery here." "Anna came after us, Jack, in a public place." "The operative question is, why?" "Anna has the bomb." "Why come back for Nadia?" "I don't care about her agenda." "That woman is a threat." "I want her destroyed." "Your daughter has just been attacked." "I understand that." "But this is not the time to react emotionally." "Whatever it takes, you find Anna." "Whatever corners you have to cut, whatever favors you have to call in, do it." "But find her." "Eliminate her." "And what about your faith that Nadia will survive?" "Oh... this isn't about faith." "Well, it took me a while to patch into the security system in Estonia." "The... mm... firewall was a piece of cake, but the CCTV was rigged with a fluctuating log-on, and... you don't really care about... point is, I did manage to hack in." "By the way, is it just me, or does fast forward make you a little nauseated?" "Do we have audio?" "All we have is raw video feed, but fortunately I wrote a voice reconstruction program based on a lip movements a few years ago, and check this out." "Why is CRF assembling assembling this bomb?" "What do they have planned?" "What did he say?" "Well, that I couldn't rebuild." "But look at this." "You see that shadow right there in the background?" "Well, I enhanced the detail, and look at that." "That's why anna came after her in the hospital." "Excuse me?" "I don't under... you're welcome." "Sark gave us the contact protocol to meet with the CRF." "It's a coded message in the classified ads." "If all goes as he says it will, we should have a response by the evening edition." "And then what?" "You and I go in alone?" "Do you mean is it a glorified date?" "That's not what I meant, but is it?" "No, not exactly." "We've got to take Sark with us." "He insists we won't get through the front door without him, so we rely on the explosive tracking device we put in his neck." "If he tries to burn us in any way... sabotage, escape, whatever..." "We take him out." "Hey." "Nadia's gonna make it." "You're monitoring agent Santos' progress." "If she were to be awakened from her coma early, what risks would she be exposed to?" "It would increase stress on her circulatory system." "The quicker you revive her, the higher the risk of shock, heart attack, stroke." "Is there some reason to wake her?" "Not yet." "The man we're meeting with, Ushek San'ko... what else can you tell us about him?" "San'ko's expertise is coordinating terrorist activities." "And you're convinced he'll know where the bomb is?" "I'm quite certain he's the one that tasked Anna to get it." "Per our protocol, he took out a series of ads in response to mine." "This one here... it says I'm to meet him at a club in Venice where we've done business before." "He says I'm to come alone." "Alone?" "That's interesting." "I gave you my word, Mr. Vaughn." "Am I to take it you don't trust me?" "You're about to betray one of your former partners." "Doesn't really instill faith in your loyalty." "My past infidelities are just that... mistakes I've learned from." "Repented for." "I've become a trustworthy man." "Well, the answer's no." "Where you go, we go." "Lauren and I... we set up a weapons deal with San'ko before the Covenant imploded." "The thing is, is he's never met her face to face." "All he knows is her voice." "How's this?" "Perfect." "I must tell you," "Lauren and I had a reputation." "Certain intimacies were public knowledge." "We must maintain appearances." "Dream on, you perverted freak." "Oh." "Mr. Sark." "San'ko." "It's good to see you." "And you must be..." "Lauren Reed, mm?" "My dear, what a pleasure to meet you after so long." "The pleasure's all mine... obviously." "So, let us toast." "To CRF, mm?" "Salud." "Ahh!" "So... what is the nature of your business?" "You represent certain interests that stand to profit should the market fall." "If you were to provide us with some insider information, we would be happy to split the profits." "How nice of you." "Information about what?" "Our sources tell us you've just acquired a chemical bomb." "What do you intended to do with it?" "Which weapon are you talking about?" "The one you hired Anna Espinosa to steal." "Obviously you've never heard of her." "Sorry to waste your time." "You want something from me?" "I want something from you, my dear." "And what is that?" "Mr. Sark has told me about your... predilections." "Mm?" "I have a room above this club." "I'd like to watch that." "For myself." "You have my permission to kill him if you'd like." "I'm sure Julian's told you that we never mix business with pleasure." "I told you she was special." "Oh, yes." "She is indeed special." "Anna!" "Above us." "I'll take the lead." "We'll cover each other's corners." "Give me a gun." "I can help." "Stay here and shut up." "Let's get Sark." "We might still be able to cut her off." "What is it?" "There's an explosive device in your neck." "Wait, how do you know that?" "There's no time for painkillers." "Hold him down." "Don't move." "Please..." "Oh, God." "Syd, we have to blow the tracking device." "Vaughn, wait a second." "No, it's our backup protocol." "No, no, no, wait." "He might lead us to Anna." "No, he's out of our custody." "We can't take that chance." "We have to blow it now." "What happened?" "It failed." "Anna Aspinosa." "Julian Sark." "It's nice to meet you." "We played right into her hands." "Anna killed San'ko in front of our eyes and then distracted us long enough to grab Sark." "You couldn't have predicted this." "We had no intelligence indicating the two shared a history or an agenda." "Still, I should have considered it s a possibility." "We need to focus on where Anna and Sark are headed with the bomb." "Contact all your sources." "See if anyone has heard anything." "I'll check back on the hour." "Good." "A.P.O. is monitoring traffic." "We've called in every favor we can to get Sark and Anna on different intelligence radars." "Considering the destructive capacity of the bomb they have in their possession, they're going to take extra precaution in covering their tracks." "At this point, we'll take anything we can get." "Not hungry?" "I thought after a year in a maximum security prison that you would appreciate a decent meal." "Beware a summit that begins with shared bread." "The sated man is at his weakest." "Who said that?" "A vietnamese general I had dinner with once." "By dessert, I had put a bullet between his eyes." "I appreciate the rescue." "I assume there's a price." "When I heard of a young man so ruthless in his shifting allegiances that he killed his own father," "I thought, this is a man I am fated to work with." "My aim tonight was Ushek San'ko's head." "CRF is a weak organization." "No vision." "Considering the power of the bomb I stole for them, they did not pay me nearly enough." "So you decided to go into business for yourself." "I thought it an appropriate time." "And then I spotted you in the club." "And you saw your opportunity." "Yes." "Partnership." "My brains, your skills." "You flatter yourself, but something like that." "I must tell you, selling a bomb on the black market can be tricky." "I already have a buyer in mind right here in this very city." "Michel Guinot." "A man with whom I have an excellent credit rating." "Yes, Mr. Sark." "I know you do." "Anna's selling the bomb to a man named Michel Guinot." "Gateway of all arms sales in and out of central Russia." "Guinot's on the watch list." "We have satellite surveillance." "Where'd the intel come from?" "Classified, but reliable." "Your mission is to intercept the bomb, detain the principals." "Do we have a confirmed location for the meet with Anna and Sark?" "Guinot's on the move to a property he owns... a graveyard." "He's been known to hold meets there." "Marshall's sending coordinates." "If this exchange goes through, Sydney, both Anna and Sark will be in the wind." "We may never have this opportunity again." "We called as soon as there was any change." " When did she wake up?" " A few minutes ago." "But she's fine." "Out of the woods." "Thank you." "There was an irregularity we thought you should see." "Deloxin is a drug we use to wean patients out of medically induced comas." "Your daughter had four times the amount we normally use." "Mr. Sloane, Nadia didn't just wake up." "Someone did this to her, and I believe I know who it is." "About 14 hours." "Miss Espinosa was kind enough to set me free." "She came here with me, didn't she?" "Mademoiselle Espinosa, as the buyer, I dictate certain terms, starting with good faith on your part." "Put your weapon on the stone, please." "It's very nice." "Let's go." "Is the device acceptable to you, monsieur Guinot?" "It is." "And the price... is that acceptable also?" "Give me 10 seconds." "The transfer is almost complete." "Go." "You get Sark." "I'll go after the bomb." "What are you doing?" "!" "Sydney!" "I'm a man of my word." "I will kill you." "You bastard!" "The United States government has some questions for you." "We caught her." "Yes, we did." "Sark." "We'll get him back." "Now most people attribute the words "abra cadabra" to Houdini." "That's not actually the case." "What..." "Whoa." "Okay." "Okay." "That was not supposed to happen." "You know what?" "Keep 'em." "Can I come in?" "Hey." "Yeah." "Sure." "I'll be out in the hallway entertaining sick people if you need me." "Hey." "Cómo estas?" "I'm good." " You?" " Better." " So you got her?" " Mm-hmm." "And the bomb?" "Yeah, we got that, too." "And, hey, we didn't kill each other." "Nope." "My closing report as acting director." "The job's yours again." "Nadia is out of her coma." "Thank god she pulled through." "God had nothing to do with it." "Her medical chart indicates that someone injected her with a counter agent in order to wake her up." "As a professional courtesy," "I would like you to justify your decision." "Your words... do whatever it takes to stop Anna." "We stopped Anna." "You also indicated that this wasn't Nadia's time, that she would pull through." "Don't tell me you're losing your faith." "When I stepped down as director of this task force, you had full discretion." "I'm not going to argue with your choice because the mission was a success." "But I would have appreciated as a father to be apprised of your decision to put my daughter's life at risk." "As you do mine every day." "When I accepted this position, I made two agreements... one with Langley and one with you." "A pact." "That's still in effect." "But only because my daughter is unhurt." "I wonder, Jack, what assurances I have that you will continue to honor it."

"CBS presents this program in color." "( theme song playing )" "Halt!" "Easy, Schultz, it's only me, Carter." "Oh." "You scared me." "Light." "Hold this." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "My rifle." "Sorry, Schultz." "I don't keep it loaded." "Thanks for the light, Schultz." "Hello, Mama Bear." "Hello, Mama Bear." "This is Goldilocks." "Mama Bear to Goldilocks, stand by for transmission." "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall." "Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." "All the King's horses and all the King's men could not put Humpty Dumpty back together again, even though they tried for two days." "Over and out." "What's it mean?" "Yeah, what is it?" "He'll finish." "Hold it, hold it one minute, one minute, one minute." "What?" "All right. "Probing raid, repeat probing raid." ""Not an invasion." ""Sector Q-19, 48 hours." ""Birthday present for Adolf." ""Need latest information troop movements your area." ""Last transmission 1500 hours tomorrow." ""Following that, radio silence." "Cease all escape activity." "Surprise essential."" "What a birthday present, huh?" "We're really going to give it to 'em, huh?" "See how the Krauts like it." "Hold it, hold it!" "This is a reconnaissance job." "I need a volunteer who's got plenty of guts and can move fast." "Oh, you can depend on us, Colonel." "Oh, yeah, we'll figure somebody to send." "Sure, one of us will be glad to go." "Come on." "I said volunteer." "I can't order you to go on a mission like this." "Now, who's going to step forward and take this job?" "Thank you, LeBeau." "I didn't move a muscle." "You've got that volunteer look." "That's how I got married." ""Volunteer" the same way." "( crickets chirping )" "Goldilocks calling Mama Bear." "Goldilocks calling Mama Bear." "Come in, Mama Bear, come in." "It's no use, Colonel." "They've shut down." "They warned us: radio silence till after the raid." "Missed them by less than two hours." "Gee, I couldn't help from being late, Colonel." "A patrol stopped me." "The area was crawling with Krauts." "I had to make a big detour to get back." "You could have moved a little faster." "Oh, yeah?" "I'm dressed like an old woman." "And why would a little old woman be running through the woods?" "You tell me that." "You could always say you were being chased by a little old man." "All right." "All right, all right." "Knock it off." "We got a problem." "Headquarters doesn't know they've moved in a gun emplacement and we don't have any communications." "The map." "Shmeckhausen is the reference point, Colonel." "All right, Schmeckburg, Schmeckhof, Shmeckstadt." "Here it is, Shmeckhausen." "That battery commands a whole section of the beach." "Exactly." "They'll smash the raid before it gets started." "Sitting ducks." "How many guns?" "I counted twelve; all 88s." "Oh, murder." "If only we could knock 'em out." "Hey, maybe hand grenades would do a little damage." "It's 15 miles from here at least." "I'll warm up my pitching arm." "Well, let's face it." "Adolf's going to have a nice present for his birthday:" "Allied landing knocked out before it starts." "If only we could..." "LeBeau." "Did I volunteer for something again?" "You're beautiful!" "I am?" "You said the magic word, "Adolf's birthday."" "What are the forgery boys working on?" "Fake raffle tickets." "We've been selling them to the Krauts." "Raffle tickets?" "Yeah." "It's an all-expense- paid trip to New Orleans for the Mardi Gras." "It's for after the war." "All right, look, tell them I need a set of orders for the commander of that gun battery." "You got it." "Newkirk, I need a motorcycle and a sidecar from the car pool." "You got it." "I need some German uniforms." "Uh, make 'em infantry, enlisted men for a change." "You got it." "All right, let me see:" "we got uniforms, orders, transportation." "Did I forget anything?" "Yeah, how about assigning a couple of guys to help me off with my girdle?" "You got 'em." ""In keeping with orders from the Commanding General," ""Fourth Army Group," ""military units will show respect and affection" ""for our beloved Fuhrer with proper celebration" ""to be enjoyed by all ranks." ""Details for your relief for this purpose" ""are to be worked out with the bearer," ""Captain Hoganburg." "Signed, Colonel commanding..."" "I can hardly make out this signature." "The Colonel's a very busy man, administrative details and..." "Hoopleman!" "Who gave you permission to be at ease?" "Stand at attention!" "Achtung!" "Jawohl, Herr Kapitan!" "You have to keep after them every minute." "As you were saying, Major." "According to these orders, you are to relieve me for the Fuhrer's birthday celebration." "Yes, sir." "I have a small detachment on temporary patrol in Shmeckhausen." "At your service, sir." "Ah!" "Does Headquarters expect a squad of infantry to relieve experienced artillery men?" "Major, may I suggest you confirm the orders with headquarters?" "Ja, an excellent idea." "I will do just that." "Hello, this is" "Wilhelmstrasse Zwei calling Bismarck Vierzehn." "Hello, this is Bismarck Vierzehn." "This is Major Keitel." "I wish to speak with Colonel Stimmer." "Jawohl, Herr Major." "Colonel, it's Major Keitel of Wilhelmstrasse Zwei." "Colonel Stimmer speaking." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Hoopleman!" "Colonel, I have your orders, and I wish to confirm the Fuhrer's birthday." "Ah, you wish to confirm our beloved leader's birthday." "That is very kind of you, Major." "I only hope for your sake the Gestapo is not listening." "Sir, you misunderstood..." "You will carry out your orders to the letter." "That is an order." "Understood?" "And Major, it has been reported to me that the buildings on your post need attention." "Well, sir, we could use a little fixing up and..." "See that it is done before the beloved Fuhrer's birthday party." "There may be press here from Berlin." "And Major... that is an order, understood?" "Understood, sir!" "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler." "Heil Hitler!" "Hoopleman!" "Let me talk to Captain Hoganburg." "Yes, sir." "Heil Hitler." "The Colonel wants you, Captain." "Hello?" "Captain Hoganburg speaking." "Oh, yes, sir." "Fine, thank you, sir." "A case of Rhine wine and a case of schnapps." "Quarts, not the fifths." "I understand, sir." "To your headquarters." "Consider it done, sir." "Heil Hitler." "May I tell you something in confidence, sir?" "Of course." "There is a drinking problem." "Pressure of the war." "Really?" "That would account for the strange way he sounded." "Has Berlin been told?" "Bah!" "You know their answer." ""What kind of schnapps does he like?" "We'll send him a case."" "Extraordinary." "Yes." "And a tough man." "They know it." "Ja, so do I." "He's ordered me to clean up my post in time for the Fuhrer's birthday celebration." "Impossible!" "I have no men to spare for this kind of work." "Major, you have heard of Luft Stalag 13?" "A prisoner of war camp a few miles from here, isn't it?" "Crowded with able-bodied prisoners of war." "Might I suggest that you borrow a few to do the work?" "Excellent suggestion, Captain." "( chuckles )" "Enemies of the Third Reich help with preparations for the Fuhrer's birthday." "Nice touch, eh?" "Be good to put the schwein to work." "Tell me, Captain, do you happen to know the Commandant's name at Stalag 13?" "I'll call him." "Klink, Colonel Wilhelm Klink." "Full Colonel?" "Yes, but a typical desk officer." "He's never been in combat." "I think he would faint at the sight of a rare steak." "( both laugh )" "Hoopleman!" "Who gave you permission to laugh?" "Wipe that smile off your face!" "Achtung!" "( clears throat )" "If you have no further need for me, sir..." "Captain Hoganburg, a great pleasure." "You have been very helpful." "Danke, sir." "I've tried." "Auf Wiedersehen." "Auf Wiedersehen." "Hoopleman!" "Right face!" "Achtung!" "Forward march!" "My wife's brother." "Mmm..." "This is the only way to fight the war." "You know that." "Yeah, but I wish that we would be on the same side." "I'll come over." "I only see you a few minutes at a time." "Helga, how would you like to go to a party tomorrow night?" "Wunderbar!" "Oh, I love parties." "But what is the occasion?" "Hitler's birthday." "Oh." "Well, maybe we'll have a good time anyway." "I was thinking..." "Perhaps if you invited some of your girlfriends-- blondes, brunettes, redheads, a nice assortment, you know" "I'd arrange to have you all picked up and taken over to Shmeckhausen." "Shmeckhausen?" "But there's nothing in Shmeckhausen." "We're arranging something right now." "And how will you get out of camp?" "Don't go away." "Major Keitel, it is impossible." "I cannot let any of my prisoners out of camp for such a purpose." "It's being arranged right now." "No one has ever escaped Stalag 13 because I just simply do not take such risks." "No, I don't care what the occasion is..." "Whose birthday?" "Well, why didn't you say so?" "Of course I can arrange it, Major Keitel." "Good-bye..." "What?" "Oh, yes." "Heil Hitler." "Every time I turn around, you are having another birthday." "( groans )" "Call Colonel Hogan!" "You called?" "Hogan!" "Hogan, come in." "Colonel Hogan, you wanted to see me?" "Yes, sir." "I'd like to make a request." "Request denied." "What is it?" "I like a man with an open mind." "Sir, tomorrow's Hitler's birthday." "Yes." "And I wondered if you'd care to celebrate by giving us two extra hours of electric light in the barracks." "Mm-hmm." "So you can have more time for digging your escape tunnel?" "We've already finished the tunnel." "We're working on an elevator now." "You're being impertinent." "Yes, sir." "I do the best I can." "Colonel Hogan." "From time to time, prisoners of war are asked to work, for which they are paid." "Well, according to the Geneva" "Prisoner-of-War Convention, we can refuse." "Now, I need one hour's work at a military installation outside of camp." "Request denied." "It's not heavy labor." "Is there any other kind?" "Very well." "Assign a work party and I'll give you... 40 minutes of additional electric light in the barracks." "An hour and a half." "50 minutes?" "An hour and a quarter." "One hour, not a second more." "Throw in two extra ball games and you got yourself a deal." "One extra ball game." "Forget it." "I'll take my business elsewhere." "All right, all right, all right." "One hour of extra electric light and two extra ball games." "You got yourself a deal." "I'll assign a work party." "Just one moment, Colonel Hogan." "You know that eventually" "I'm going to find that escape tunnel of yours." "Oh, I hope so, because it leads direct to the Russian front and we need somebody to lead the way." "Dismissed." "Don't forget the girls for the party." "I won't." "( Klink yelling )" "Sounds like a direct hit." "Where do I put it?" "Over there." "Hey, Carter." "It's time to move." "Pass the word." "Gotcha." "I'm on my way." "Uh, Schultz!" "Hey, Schultz!" "We, we've finished." "Nice." "Very nice." "Very, very nice." "Now, let us go home!" "Huh! "Home," he says." "Out, out, out, out!" "Everybody, raus!" "Raus, schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell." "Everybody raus!" "Roll call!" "Everybody out!" "Raus!" "Raus!" "Schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell, schnell, everybody in." "Halt, halt, halt, halt, halt!" "Eine moment." "One moment." "Halt!" "Eins!" "Zwei!" "Drei!" "Vier!" "Funf!" "Sechs!" "Sieben!" "Acht!" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Haven't I seen you before?" "I don't know." "Ever been to Milwaukee?" "Right here." "Hey, pal, have you ever seen me before?" "Never." "There, you see?" "And he's been to Milwaukee." "Sure, and I've also been to Dusseldorf and..." "Say, didn't I meet you in Dusseldorf?" "Dusseldorf?" "Bah!" "Go in!" "Zwanzig." "Danke." "Einundzwanzig, zweiundzwanzig drieundzwanzig, vierundzwanzig funfundzwanzig, sechsundzwanzig..." "We're almost ready, Colonel." "All right, all right." "Make it quick." "The girls are on the way." "We're right on schedule." "Hey, look at me." "I'm a Kraut corporal." "I wish you were." "The war might be over by now." "Get ready to move out, and no talking." "Okay if we whistle at the dames?" "Only in German." "( dance music playing )" "Major, you don't seem to understand." "My orders are to relieve you." "Ja, I know." "You may post your men at the guns, but I will remain in command personally." "But don't you want to enjoy the Fuhrer's birthday party, sir?" "Captain, I have thought it over, and I feel it is my duty as an officer to remain in active command of the guns at all times, regardless of the circumstances." "I understand, sir." "Excuse me." "Hoopleman!" "How many times must I tell you to stand at attention?" "Achtung!" "Forgive me, Major." "Ever since I made him corporal, I can't do a thing with him." "Now, you were saying?" "I was saying, post your men, but I will remain in command." "Sir, your orders are to have a good time!" "Ja, ja, ja." "I know, I know, but I am sure that if he were here, the Fuhrer himself... would approve of my actions as being absolutely correct and in line with... with..." "Call me if you need me, Captain." "All right, let's wrap it up fast here." "LeBeau, you stand guard here." "Nobody in or out." "Carter, back up the truck and keep the motor running." "The rest of you guys come with me." "Hey, Colonel, what do we do if the girls come back?" "Leave 'em alone, and that's an order." "Oh, it sure is." "I can't get a break in either army." "Colonel, this is the wine for Klink." "It's not our best stuff, is it?" "For him?" "Are you kidding?" "It's practically vinegar." "Looks real." "Believe me, you'd be better off drinking the label." "Wait a minute." "I have to drink with him." "Well, Colonel, this is war." "You can't expect to live forever." "Thanks a lot." "Pour." "Very kind of you to help us celebrate, Colonel Hogan." "Why not?" "We don't want to be enemies just because we're enemies." "Good health and a short war." "Schultz, this is a good wine." "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant." "It's a gay, saucy little wine we call "Hussy of the Vineyards."" "So?" "Hogan, tell me... how do prisoners-of-war get wine?" "Come on, Colonel." "Does Macy tell Gimbel?" "Macy?" "Gimbel?" "Schultz, do you know these men?" "No, Herr Kommandant!" "I want you to check the roll call very carefully tomorrow." "Jawohl, Herr Kommandant." "Sorry I mentioned it." "So." "The traveling salesman says to the farmer," ""My car broke down, and I'll have to stay for the night."" "The farmer says, "I have to tell you something." "I don't have a daughter."" "Let's go back to Macy and Gimbel." "( siren blaring )" "The invasion alarm." "Achtung!" "To the guns!" "Schnell!" "Schnell!" "Schnell!" "Schnell!" "Range, 1,500 yards." "Range, 1,500 yards." "Ready?" "Ready." "Fire!" "Fire!" ""Happy birthday, Adolf"?" "Schweinhund!" "Schweinhund!" "KLINK:" "I know where every prisoner is at all times!" "KEITEL:" "I am sorry to disagree with you, Colonel, but I happen to know that every one of my men is thoroughly reliable." "KLINK:" "The fact remains, Major..." "That's what I like to hear." "They're fighting amongst themselves now." "...and got away because you were unable to stop them." "And I say, it is because your prisoners sabotaged my guns." "Hah!" "That's ridiculous." "All of my prisoners were accounted for at roll call." "You asked for a working party." "I gave you one." "Did they do a good job?" "Yes." "Good." "But that is not the point." "Good!" "That ends the matter as far as I'm concerned." "Dismissed." "Yes, sir." "But I assure you," "Berlin will favor my version of this affair." "The nerve of that man, trying to shift the blame for his own inefficiency." "The Third Reich has no place for a man like that." "Sounds like a drinking problem." "Undoubtedly." "By the way, Colonel," "I understand that your working party did an excellent job in cleaning up the gun battery." "Thank you." "During my inspection this morning, I noticed that our own buildings could use some extra repair work." "Request denied." "I offer one extra hour of electric light, and one more slice of bread per man a week." "Two extra hours of light, and two slices of bread." "One and a half extra hours of light, and one and a quarter slices of bread..."

"WATSON:" "Sherlock, you home?" "I think we need a new bulb in the foyer." "MAN:" "You tell me where Holmes is and I'll let you live." "You looking for this?" "[MACE CAN HISSES]" "I'm going to ask you one more time." "Where is Holmes?" "[GRUNTING]" "That's pathetic." "Sherlock?" " Now you hit me, seriously?" " What is your damage?" "Look, given that you were held at gunpoint in this very room little over a week ago," "I thought, perhaps, a test of your ability to defend yourself was in order." "It was, you have much to learn about the art of self-preservation." "Okay, if you ever do that again, I swear..." "You'll what?" "Fall over again?" "Look, the work I do is dangerous." "You know this, yet you insist on accompanying me virtually everywhere I go." "Last week, a violent criminal infiltrated this brownstone while I wasn't here." " How?" "You opened the door for him." " He was a federal agent." "Right, and they never do anything wrong?" "Realizing that you were in physical danger was difficult for me." "If anything ever happened to you, I'm not sure I could forgive myself." "This is not how you express concern for someone that you want to keep safe." "Right, so I've reached out to a handful of martial artists who reside in the city, each one an expert in his or her fighting style." "My hope is some combination of them will agree to train you." "In the meantime, you should expect more guerilla-style tests of your ability to fight back." "You have been warned." "GREGSON:" "This is Captain Gregson." "Leave me a message." "Hey, captain, it's Bell." "Sorry to call so late, but I thought you would wanna know the Rodriguez thing is taken care of." "He finally copped to that holdup in Queens." "I'm headed home now." "I'll bring you up to speed in the morning." "[CAR HORN HONKING]" "Come on." "GREGSON:" "We're still waiting for ballistics to come back, but initial indications are that this was done with a semiautomatic MP5." "The MP5 meets all the requirements for a good old-fashioned drive-by." "It can be held with one hand by a lone driver, it has a large magazine, and in the hands of a marksman, it's quite accurate at close range." "You, sir, were not assailed by a marksman." " Thank God for bad aim." "WATSON:" "And air bags." "Yep, I can tell from the pattern of the holes that the bullets were fired in three-round bursts from a rifle barrel as opposed to a smoothbore, which suggests that whoever's behind the attack has access to high-level firearm augmentation." "Even if the location of the holes reveals him to have terrible aim." "You really shouldn't have jerked your wheel." "You would've come out without a scratch." "Now you tell me." "It's funny, detective, the second I heard about the attempt on your life," "I dove into your case history." "I thought it would be only a matter of time before the culprit's identity presented itself." "I was wrong." "You've done excellent work over the years." "Made a lot of enemies." "There's no shortage of people who would like you dead." "You say it like it's a good thing." "Well, there is, in my humble opinion, no greater compliment an investigator can receive." "Speaks to the quality of your work." "Do you think we should dive back into the files, and get more specific about who was trying to compliment Detective Bell last night?" "No need, actually." "I know exactly who did this." "Curtis Bradshaw." "Old-school gangster and all around scumbag." "He was the target of a detail I was assigned to in '09, back when I was still a uni." "Aspiring drug kingpin, I see." "At the height of his power, he was selling product all over the city." "Had a crew of almost 100, and they were moving in on other gangs' territories," " so it was getting bloody." " Hence the detail." "Says here he was suspected of crimes ranging from racketeering to torture and murder." "He was arrested in 2011 on the mere charge of possessing stolen property." "Sentence to three years, just served 18 months." "Bradshaw was smarter than your average street thug." "He always flew under the radar." "Kept just enough distance between himself and the crimes that were being committed by his crew." "One of the detectives on the detail..." "Well, he got frustrated." "Stole some heroin from the evidence room, and planted it in Bradshaw's home." "Bradshaw was arrested, but then, a few days later, someone called with an anonymous tip, told IA what happened." "We had no choice but to cut Bradshaw loose." "I continued to work the detail, went undercover for a while, got to know his crew inside and out." "Still couldn't find enough evidence to connect him to the drugs they were trafficking, so..." "So you Caponed him." "You arrested him on a less significant charge just to get him off the street." "While he was gone, we continued to chip away at his empire." "I went after his lieutenants, they weren't nearly as careful as Bradshaw was, and I managed to put most of them away." "Six months into his sentence, all he had left were a few corners." "Obviously, you did a lot of damage, but how can you be sure it's the same shooter from last night?" "This was Bradshaw's baby." "It's also the car that pulled up alongside me." "He told me before his trial, he was gonna come after me himself, and last night, he finally did." "Obviously, I can't have Bell here investigating his own attempted murder." "And since we just put eyes on Bradshaw," "I thought maybe you could come with me to question him?" " I suppose I could lend my services." " Thanks for not making me beg." "REYES:" "Hey, you got a message at the intake desk." "We were on our way up, said we'd pass it along." "What kind of a name is Mr. Cheese?" "He's one of my CI's, he's shy." " Heard about last night." " Yeah, it was just..." " Car took the worst of it." " I'm glad you're doing okay." "How many times did you and her have sex?" " God." " My over/under is ten." "Officer Reyes is an old friend." "Her partner doesn't like you very much." "He'd like to have sex with her as well." "I mean, in addition to and separate from, not including you as a third party." "I know what you meant." "She boxes." "I can tell from her knuckles and the tape residue." "Perhaps she'd agree to spar with you, give me an idea of what you might be like with an opponent in your weight class." "You sure this sudden new interest in my safety has nothing to do with watching two women engage in some foxy boxing?" " You think you're foxy?" "GREGSON:" "You two ready?" "Fifty on my kid right here." "Let's play some D, let's play some defense." "Guys, come on, you got to play some D." "Curtis Bradshaw." "Captain Gregson, N.Y.P.D." "These are my associates, Holmes and Watson." "I'd like to ask you a few questions." " You're blocking my view." " Oh, yeah?" "Lmagine what the view's gonna look like from the precinct." "Can you account for your whereabouts between the hours of 10 and 10:30 last night?" "Why would I need to?" "Because someone took a few shots at an old friend of yours." "Detective Marcus Bell." "You know, I heard something about that on the news." "Somebody fired a whole clip into his car and didn't hit him." "See, the thing with him is, you gotta aim low." "Yeah." "[MEN LAUGHING]" "Your car was seen leaving the scene of the crime." "You're gonna have to be more specific." " I have a few." " 1968 blue Chevy Biscayne." "Get out of here." "That car was stolen two nights ago." " Did you report the car stolen?" "BRADSHAW:" "Hey, you know what?" "As a matter of fact, I was gonna do that today." "I'm gonna ask you one more time, Mr. Bradshaw." "Can you account for your whereabouts or can't you?" "Yo, he was with me, man, we went to the movies." " We didn't leave till after midnight." " No, man, you wrong." "He was with me last night." "He was playing cards at my cousin's place." "You pick the alibi you like the best." "Are you a gambling man, Mr. Bradshaw?" "I've been known to make the occasional wager, but..." "I bet you I can put that ball in that hoop from here." "If I win, tell us where you abandoned the car last night." " You win, tell us nothing." " British Globetrotter here." "Do you agree to the terms of the bet or not?" "See what you got, homey." "What you got?" "What you got?" "Look at this guy, he's a clown, look at this guy." "He wasn't gonna tell us anything anyway." "BRADSHAW:" "Come on." " You gonna get that ball, right?" "Marcus "Bulletproof" Bell." "I take it you heard about what happened last night." "No, thanks to you." "I had to hear about it on the news." "So I hit you up at the station." "I wanted to make sure you was okay." "Now, I know you don't like me calling you there, so I used a code name." "Well, your old gang name is not a code name." "So this guy, the shooter, what'd he come at you with?" "Modified MP5." "You know, I still know some people." "I could ask around, see who's strapped with that kind of hardware." "Not without violating your parole, you can't." "These are for you, it's just a few things to tide you over." "Appreciate it." "Been pretty sick of the unsold burgers they let me take home from work every night." "Hoping to see my PO next week, see if he can hook me up with a better job." "And, hey, you're not him, by the way." "My parole officer." "You don't have to case my place to see if I've been up to anything." "I'm not casing anything, Andre." "What, you think I'm stupid, Marcus?" "You've only been out a few weeks." "I'm just trying to look out for you." "You don't gotta look out for me." "I look out for you." "I'm the big brother here." " Andre..." " I'm serious, Marcus." "I know you're embarrassed." "A cop with an ex-con in the family." "But it is what it is." "HOLMES:" "When Detective Bell said that Curtis Bradshaw was smarter than the average thug, he was putting it mildly." "He never came within 1,000 yards of the drugs he was distributing." "He allowed a small cadre of trusted lieutenants to oversee almost every transaction." "I'm beginning to see why the detective on his detail felt compelled to plant evidence in his home." "WATSON:" "Mickey Hudson, right?" "Most of these are his notes." "I was thinking he might be a good person to talk to." "Yes, he might be, if he wasn't so very dead." "Hudson was brought up on charges in 2009, committed suicide just before the trial began." "Don't you think it's weird that Bradshaw went after Bell himself?" "I mean, he doesn't like to get his hands dirty." "So why not farm out the hit to one of his lieutenants?" "His grudge with Bell is very clearly personal." "Nothing makes a smart man stupid like a thirst for vengeance." "As you well know, I speak from experience." "I appreciate your help with these files, by the way." "Well, Bell is family at this point." "Well, he's an excellent resource." "He's come to appreciate the efficacy of my methods, and he shares sensitive information when needed." "Yeah." "If he's murdered, I'll have to start over with another detective." "Well, I'm gonna order some Thai." "Do you want anything?" "Ow!" " What the hell was that about?" " Don't be cross." "It could've been a knife." "I told you to expect more tests of your reflexes while I await word from potential trainers." "You're afraid I might get hurt, I remember." "In case you haven't noticed, the only person who has been hurting me is you." "You're angry, that's good." "Come on, come at me, come on!" "WATSON:" "These locks, you put them in some special order the other day, right?" "They're arranged in country of origin." "Do it again." "WOMAN:" "Excuse me, sir?" "Sir, you can't sit there." "Sir!" "Fine, have it your way, I'm calling the police." "HOLMES:" "It's Paula, correct?" "REYES:" "Officer Reyes." " You're the consultant, right?" " Yep." "We have a mutual friend, Detective Bell." "Although, I've never seen him naked." "Hey, little respect." "I was wondering if you might tell me where you box." "I'm looking for a gym for my associate, Ms. Watson." "How did you know I boxed?" "No more talking, not now." "[SNIFFS]" "HOLMES:" "Captain." "If you're thinking about pulling a rabbit out of the hat, get to it." "Media's already working a killer cops angle." "They think this is retribution for the attack on Detective Bell." " Ridiculous." " Astute, actually." "You think a cop did this?" "I'm afraid I found evidence that would suggest that Detective Bell did this." "BELL:" "It's a boot print." " So what?" " It's a size 10." "Pergotti." "I know I'm a detective, Holmes, but part of a boot print doesn't really tell me a whole story." "I found this print precisely where the killer was standing when they shot Curtis Bradshaw." "Then I remembered your dark gray summer suit you favored in September." "Always paired with your brown Pergottis." "You are a size 10, aren't you?" "Captain, I'm confused." " You guys coming at me?" "GREGSON:" "Of course not." "But the press is just hung up on the timing." "It's just an ugly piece of luck." "If it's just about timing, why is Holmes standing in my house talking about my shoes?" "Did you guys forget there were two uniforms posted outside my door all night last night in case Bradshaw came after me again?" "Not much of an alibi, I'm afraid." "I've calculated six different ways that you could have given those patrolmen the slip." "Fine, four avenues of escape, plus two variations on the fifth." "There's the back balcony, the fire escape..." "I know we're not best friends or anything, but do you honestly believe I would kill a man?" "Even one as worthless as Curtis Bradshaw?" "I should think anyone might kill, given the right circumstances." "But, no, I don't think that you would shoot a man in cold blood." "Good." "HOLMES:" "Nevertheless, you will need answers rather than indignation when these questions are being posed by someone other than us." "Can you give us a minute?" "Water closet?" "If that means bathroom, I'm sure you can find it." "What's he mean, questions being asked?" "You guys got a print from a boot a thousand guys must own." "We also got a perp who took two center mass." "Just like they trained us at the academy." "And nobody else with a gun knows where to aim it?" "You got any real suspects?" "If we did, I wouldn't have to put you on administrative duty." "Hey, I don't bench you, how's it gonna play?" "Captain..." "We're gonna color inside the lines on this." "That way, when it's over, everyone knows you're clean." "Whenever you're ready, captain." "Whoever did this, we're gonna find him." "I promise you." "CANDACE:" "You were held at gunpoint?" " We both were." " Me and Sherlock's friend." " His ex-dealer." "There was a struggle." "The man with the gun was incapacitated, but then Rhys was shot in the abdomen." "I was able to stabilize him until the paramedics took over." "Did he pull through, the man who was shot?" " Yes, he did." " What about you?" "Have you noticed any post-traumatic symptoms in yourself?" " Anxiety?" " No." " Nightmares?" " I've been sleeping just fine." "You know I've always been supportive of your exploration of Sherlock's work, but your pattern with him has become troubling." "For one thing, you haven't told him you're no longer being paid to serve as his sober companion." "And now it sounds as if your life is at risk in his home." "Oh, he would agree with you." "He's been pushing me to learn self-defense." "When's the last time you talked about boundaries with him?" "Oh, I talk about them all the time." "He doesn't always listen." "May I give you my professional opinion?" "Please." "It's time you moved on, found a new client." "It's been a grand adventure, these last few months with Sherlock, but it's run its course." "But I'm not staying with him for some grand adventure." "His work placed you in real physical danger." "You could have been killed." "You claim he respects you, that he cares about your safety." "If he really cares, and if he's really as smart as you say he is, tell me, why isn't he the one telling you to move on?" "[LOSERS' "NO MAN IS AN ISLAND" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]" "Sounds of jungle" "Sounds of rave" "Is this another test of my reflexes?" "Because you're about to see how quickly I can call the police." "Watson, you startled me." "Sorry about the din." "I needed something to obscure the sound of my ballistics exam." "This is a residence." "There are people that live in this neighborhood." "You don't do a ballistics exam here." "As a matter of fact, you don't do a ballistics exam, period." " You let the police do that." " Of course, you're right." "I'm afraid in this instance, surrendering this weapon to the police was the last thing I could do." "Glad you got my message." "I just wanted to tell you that I reached out." "Some of my old people, they like their toys." "You know how to tune up an MP5, these boys know you." " Man, what did I say?" " Hold up, hold up." "I got a name." "Tico Bettis." "Out of Bed-Stuy." "If he's the one who tweaked that gun, he might know who used it." "You're welcome." "You're not allowed to be in contact with your old people." "I called a couple of old friends because my brother got shot at." "You don't think the N.Y.P.D. Knows about Tico?" "My boss talked to him and five just like him before they pulled my car out the gutter, he's clean." "Your PO finds out you've been talking to your old friends, you go back in, for what?" "Nothing." "Hey, hey, I just wanted to help, man..." "Why don't you help yourself for a change?" "You can't understand that I might wanna do something that matters?" "Look, I know what you're going through." " No, no, man, you got no idea." " Andre." "You got no idea what this is like." "But who knows?" "Maybe someday you will." "So I got a text to be here?" "Yeah, he needs to talk to you about something." "Are those bullet holes in that dummy?" "They are." "You know if you fired a gun in here, I could arrest you." "I do." "Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on?" "Sherlock thinks that someone's trying to frame you for the murder of Curtis Bradshaw." "Look, if this is about those Pergottis again, we're talking about a boot you could buy in any department store in the city." "If the guy who killed Bradshaw wanted me to take the fall, he's the worst frame artist I've ever seen." "The boots were the first part of the plan." "The gun was the second." "BELL:" "What gun?" "What are you talking...?" " Where'd you get that?" " Your home." "No sooner had I entered your bathroom today than I noticed the unmistakable scent of a recently expended firearm." "I followed it to an air-conditioning vent, found this 9-millimeter tucked inside." "I've never seen that gun before in my life." "I believe you." "Yet it was the last thing Curtis Bradshaw saw in his." "I just compared the slugs I fired into that dummy with images from the ones recovered from Mr. Bradshaw's body." "Perfect match." "GREGSON:" "I just heard back from the lab." "They confirmed this is the gun that was used to kill Curtis Bradshaw." " Do tell." " I'm glad you found it." "What exactly compelled you to go poking around in dumpsters in the neighborhood where Bradshaw was shot?" "A hunch." "Well, I'm glad you found it." "What I'm less glad about is that there were no prints recovered." "So, technically, you're still a suspect in the shooting." "IA hasn't given you any grief yet, have they?" "Not yet." "All right, well, keep your cool, and we'll keep trying to figure out who pulled the trigger." "BELL:" "All right." "You were uncomfortable with the lie that we've told." " You shouldn't be." " Easy for you to say." "Why?" "Because I'm a mere consultant and you're a real policeman?" "Think I don't have as much respect for the captain as you?" "No, of course not." "I removed the gun from your apartment for two reasons." "Firstly, I'm absolutely certain that you didn't shoot Curtis Bradshaw." "Why?" "Because only an idiot would've brought the gun back to his apartment after he'd used it, and you, detective, are not an idiot." "Thank you." "Secondly, I don't want to put our friend, the captain, in the unenviable position of having to open a case against his favored apprentice and right-hand man." "If he knew this gun was found in your apartment, he would have no choice but to inform Internal Affairs." "The last thing our investigation needs right now is a jaunt around the bureaucratic maypole, wouldn't you agree?" "So, what now?" "I would like to take a second look at your apartment." "Just out of curiosity, detective, how many of those do you have, keys to your apartment?" "Why do you wanna know?" "Your framer obviously didn't force their way in, so they either picked the lock or they have a key." " No." " You're certain?" "Of course." "Look, go to my place, do that thing you do." "I'll keep trying to think of suspects." "If anyone comes to mind, I'll call you." "Andre." "Over here." "So, what is it you couldn't say to me over the phone?" "Oh, wait, I'm sorry." "Aren't you worried somebody here may figure out we're family?" "I wanna talk to you about Curtis Bradshaw." "No, see, I'm not allowed to discuss criminal activity." "You were pretty clear about that last night." "Would you please listen?" "Somebody's trying to frame me for murder." "That drive-by was just a stunt." "Somebody put Bradshaw's stink on it, trying to fit me for a motive." "Then they killed the man, then they hid the gun in my house." " Are you serious?" " Oh, we got a few leads." "Obviously, he knows where I live, had a way to get in quick, quiet." "And we know he wears Pergotti boots." "Just like the ones that were in that box of clothes" "I gave you when you first got out." " You think it's me." " I didn't say that." " Yeah, you did." " Hey, Andre..." "That's why you brought me down here, right?" "Just in case you were right, you could throw me in a cell somewhere." "It's not like I could bring a gun here..." "You stayed with me when you first got out." "You could have made a copy of my key." "Last night, you said maybe someday I'd know what it was like to be you?" "What, and you thought that meant I would try to..." "Look, things have been bad between us for a long time, Andre." "No, things have been bad ever since you decided to become a cop." "What?" "I should have joined a gang like you?" "Gone out and run a corner?" "I've sacrificed everything for you." "You did what came easy to you." "The only thing you ever sacrificed were years you could have shaved off your sentence if you had rolled on your friends when you got arrested." "Years you could have spent with me, with Mom." "Please, if that was you shot up my car the other night, if you had anything to do with what happened to Curtis Bradshaw, now is the time to tell me." "Now is the time to let me try and help you." "Andre?" "Hey, Andre?" "REYES:" "Bell!" "Bell!" "Hey, back, back!" "Hey, it's okay, it's fine." "It's all right, he's my brother." "[OFFICERS MURMURING INDISTINCTLY]" "WATSON:" "I take it the bathroom is also a bust." "That depends." "Can you think of any reason that Bell would have a lingerie catalogue in which your head has been superimposed on almost all of the models?" "He hasn't, but can you think of any reason he would?" "You're just frustrated because we've been here for a few hours and we haven't found anything." "I'm annoyed because we haven't found anything." "I'm frustrated because despite the recent attempt on a colleague's life, you still haven't agreed to learn self-defense." "You know, I appreciate your concern with my safety," "I really do, but I think we need to have a conversation about boundaries." "You know, you've given me this incredible window into what you do, and you know what?" "It is fascinating, but at the end of the day," "I am not your apprentice." "I am your sober companion." "No, you're not!" "No, you are not." "You haven't been for quite some time." "Sherlock, what are you...?" "I know that you lied to me several weeks ago when you said that my father had renewed your contract." "I found out when I telephoned him last week." "I'm not angry." "If anything, I am grateful." "You saw that I was in a raw state and you stayed to see me through it." "Now, when I learned of the lie, however, I deliberately adopted a more sanguine mood." "I wanted you to see that I was well again so you could move on." "But the most curious thing happened." "You stayed." "Days passed, then a week." "It became clearer and clearer that you were not staying for me, but for yourself." " Sherlock..." " It's difficult for you to say aloud," "I know, so I won't ask you to." "Rather, I would ask you to consider a proposal." "Stay on permanently." "Not as my sober companion but as my companion." "Allow me to continue to teach you." "Assist me in my investigations." "In return, you will receive a stipend that will at least equal the salary my father was paying you." "You don't even have a source of income." "I have certain funds set aside." "You may continue to reside at the Brownstone, you may reside elsewhere." "You may also consider yourself relieved of any and all confidentiality burdens with regards to my sobriety." "See, this is an important decision, and I encourage you to discuss it with others." "Explain what you have been to me, and what I believe you can be to me." "Partner." "And lest you think that this is an act of charity, a gift from a grateful client, let me assure you, it is not." "I am better with you, Watson." "I'm sharper, I'm more focused." "Difficult to say why, exactly." "Perhaps, in time, I'll solve that as well." "[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]" "Andre?" "Look, I know you're in there." "I can hear the TV." "I just..." "I wanna apologize for what I said before." "I never should have called you to the station like that." "Can you just?" "Andre?" "Andre, you in here?" "Andre!" "No, no, no." "Hold on, hold on." "Yeah, this is Detective Marcus Bell, badge number 42819." "I need an bus at 73 Parsons Boulevard." "Male shot at the scene." "Be advised, the victim is my brother." "Come here." "HOLMES:" "It's interesting." "We were in Detective Bell's apartment for four hours this afternoon." "I saw nothing that would indicate he had a brother." "He did say before he left for the hospital they were not on the best of terms." "Still, I'm me." "WATSON:" "You've been staring at that message for over five minutes now." "Have I?" " I don't think it's a coded message." " No." "Admirable, though, isn't it?" "Whoever tried to frame Detective Bell clearly had the same idea here." "I foiled the first frame-up when I delivered the 9-millimeter to the police and said that I found it." "They tried a second attempt." "Detective Bell's sibling lost consciousness, but before he did, he makes a valiant attempt to make sure that he doesn't end up a prop in that masquerade." "How do you know it was the same shooter?" "Andre is an ex-convict." "His legal file is over 4 inches thick." "Who knows what trouble he might have been in?" "Obviously, Andre Bell knew that he wasn't in any at all." "Why else would he use his last breath to try and clear his brother?" "He understood what this was." "Look." "You see the slight declivity in the dirt?" "If that's not another partial Pergotti footprint meant to implicate Detective Bell," "I'll stop throwing tennis balls at you." "You can tell what that is all the way from here?" "Don't you think it's time for us to tell Captain Gregson about the framer?" "I think I would like to discuss it with the detective first." "I obviously put certain wheels in motion when I removed the handgun from his apartment." "I don't wanna make another move without his consent." "BELL:" "I'll tell him." "You were just trying to help me out, and him." "He'll understand, but I think he'll take it better coming from me." "Look, this isn't right." "They said they were gonna close him up 20 minutes ago." "It takes time." "It's a good sign they decided to suture." "You saved his life." "If anyone could take two slugs to the back and pull through, it's Andre." " He's a stubborn bastard." " Today, that is a good thing." "About time it started working for him, ruined the last three years of his life." " What do you mean?" " Nothing." "I just never quite forgave him for staying in as long as he did." "A while back, I cashed in a big favor to get him an early parole hearing." "But the dope, he wouldn't play ball." "All he had to do was identify his gang's drug hookup." "Mind you, the police already knew who the guy was." "He was serving ten to 20." "But Andre has his code." "He wouldn't talk, served his full term." "It was you." "You were the one who blew the whistle on the Curtis Bradshaw detail." "What?" "I looked at some of Andre's files tonight." "His first parole hearing was June 2009, one month after Mickey Hudson was busted for planting evidence." "I don't know what you're talking about." "It fits." "Your place is immaculate." "Your sock drawer is immaculate." "You're a straight shooter in every corner of your life." "Your frustration with Andre because he wouldn't talk..." " I don't see why it matters." " It matters, detective." "Did you earn the favor by informing on your boss or not?" "I wasn't gonna watch some dirtbag plant evidence." "That wasn't right, someone had to speak up." " So what?" " So what?" "We've been looking at the wrong pool of suspects." "Anyone from the old detail would have had the requisite skills and the motive to carry out these crimes." " They'd want to see you punished." " Nobody knew." "Perhaps they found out." "REYES:" "You wanted to see me?" " Have a seat, Officer Reyes." "[SCOFFS]" "Did I do something wrong?" "Oh, we have reason to believe you did several things wrong." "Shooting up Detective Bell's car, for example." "Killing Curtis Bradshaw." "Planting the murder weapon in Bell's residence." "Shooting his brother when the first frame-up went sideways." "What?" "We recently had occasion to take a very careful look at the members of the Curtis Bradshaw detail who worked with Detective Mickey Hudson in 2009," " and there you were." " Yeah, and?" "Well, you looked up to Hudson, you respected him." "He wrote you a recommendation when you applied for promotion to the Vice Squad." "Yeah, he was good police." "There are some members of Internal Affairs" " who would disagree with you." " The rat squad?" "I never much cared what they thought." "Well, Detective Evan Carlyle of the rat squad, would be most disappointed to hear you say that." "We know that you've been seeing him on and off for the past few months." "And we strongly suspect it had something to do with gaining access to his most sensitive files." "Three years ago, when IA first started to investigate Hudson, they came to suspect that maybe you had helped him steal the drugs that wended their way into Curtis Bradshaw's home." "Yeah, they questioned me." " I told them I had nothing to do with it." "HOLMES:" "Hudson backed your story, probably because he'd already decided to kill himself." "Why's he gonna ruin your life when he'd already decided to end his own?" "GREGSON:" "But you still had a black mark against you." "The department couldn't take any real action against you but you were told Vice was never gonna happen." "You were undeterred." "You applied three more times." "After your most recent rejection, I imagine you were incensed." "You simply had to know who was it who tipped off IA as to Hudson's transgressions." "Must have broken your heart when you found out that it was Detective Bell." "Someone you had dated." "Someone who'd given you the key to his apartment." "HOLMES:" "He must've known." "He made no mention of your name when he filed his report." "He had absolutely no clue as to your involvement." "When we told him a short while ago, stunned." "You have a problem with me, captain?" "Take it up with my union rep." "HOLMES:" "So we visited your home this morning." "Um, would you care to explain these?" "Shoelace eyelets." "From a pair of Pergotti boots." "The same boots you used to plant footprints that you knew would lead back to Detective Bell." "You torched them in your garage, but those didn't burn." "Does the name Denny Vargas mean anything to you?" "Should do." "You arrested him two months ago in his home." "It was suspected that Vargas was maintaining an arsenal of untraceable, unregistered firearms." "Strangely, none of those firearms were seized by you during the arrest." "Well, not officially, anyway." "The assault on Detective Bell's car was done with a modified MP5." "Bradshaw was killed with a Colt 9-millimeter." "And Andre Bell was shot with an as-yet-undiscovered, .22-caliber pistol." "The lab ran tests, and the bullet profiles for these attacks match several of the crimes committed by Denny Vargas." "It's interesting, no?" "You arrest him, his guns disappear." "Could it be, Officer Reyes, that you are stockpiling your own personal armory of untraceable guns?" "Why am I not surprised he's not here?" "Bell." "He would never say anything like this to my face." "It's not his style." "REPORTER [ON TV]:" "Officer Paula Reyes was arrested this morning..." "So even if she pleads out, that'll be life, right?" "Probably." "You remember Sharise?" "Mm-hm." "She cut the spokes on my bike when we broke up in the seventh grade." "But that's the worst thing any of my exes tried to do to me." "[BOTH LAUGHING]" "Andre, about what I said the other day, asking you if you..." "Don't." " You don't have to say anything." " No, I do." "I do." "I'm sorry." "I, uh..." "It's cool, Marcus." "It's cool, seriously." "I gotta ask." "The note you left?" ""Was not Marcus"?" "You told me someone tried to frame you for a shooting." "I don't know." "I just figured maybe it was the same guy." "No, I know, but we fought yesterday." "You were shot in the back." "No way you saw who did it." "No way you could've known for sure it wasn't me." "But I did know." "I know you." "And you gotta look out for family." "Even when they disappoint you." "You're rearranging the locks again." "You're doing it by date of manufacture, earliest to latest." "Yup, seems like the most sensible way to display them." "WATSON:" "This week, anyway." "I like to be paid on Thursdays." "Since I don't have an apartment now," "I will stay here rent-free until I find something else." "And you will continue going to group support meetings with me for as long as we work together." "Congratulations on your new career, Watson." " Just one more thing for this to work." " Yeah, what's that?" "Ow!" "Could have been a knife."

"(CHATTERING ON TV)" "(DOOR CLOSES)" "Okay." "You all right?" "Yeah." "You'd think these trips would get easier, but it's just the opposite." "Well, I feel the same way, Ange." "ANDREA:" "I know this is what we do." "This is our life." "But it just seems like the world is moving so fast, and right now things are changing so much." "They sure are." "I'll tell you something." "It's not gonna be easy for our kids." "They're going into a different world than the one you and I came into." "Yeah." "You know, both our kids are doing great." "But it worries me when Danny doesn't take school seriously." "Him missing class." "That could come out..." "It might hurt him when he's out looking for a job, you know?" "The competition out there." "When I was starting out, you could make captain if you put your head down and did your work." "But young guys coming up now..." "Companies want things faster and cheaper." "And 50 guys compete for every job." "Everything's different, and big wheels are turning." "You gotta be strong to survive out there." "Mm." "I hear what you're saying." "It's gonna be okay, right?" "Oh, yeah." "Gonna be okay." "MAN: (OVER PA) This is a special security announcement." "Please maintain control of your personal belongings at all times." "Unattended baggage is subject to search, inspection and removal." "I love you." "Love you too." "Have a safe trip." "I'll call you from there." "(CHATTERING IN SOMALI)" "(BASS THUMPING OVER SPEAKERS)" "(PEOPLE CLAMORING)" "(BOY SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(IN SOMALI) They're here!" "Hurry, Muse!" "MAN: (IN SOMALI) What the hell are you doing?" "Why aren't you out on the water?" "You know what you're supposed to do!" "You should be out there earning money!" "(IN SOMALI) But we caught a ship last week." "That was last week!" "The boss wants money today!" "Bring Garaad another ship soon or you will answer for it!" "(GUNSHOTS)" "Everybody, get back to work now!" "(CHATTERING)" "(IN SOMALI) Stay out of my way today." "ASAD: (IN SOMALI) Hufan!" "I'm going to get us something big!" "HUFAN:" "Those who want to make money, come." "(IN SOMALI) Muse, take me with you." "(IN SOMALI) Does your sister know you're here?" "She's selling khat up there." "This is her best stuff." "(BOTH SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "(MEN CLAMORING)" "(ASAD SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "ASAD:" "When we get a big ship, you will be well paid." "You want to work?" "Do you know how to steer a boat?" "Go, go." "(IN SOMALI) I'm ready." "What do you have for me?" "Money." "When are you gonna give it to me?" "As soon as we're paid." "HUFAN:" "Spread out!" "Let my other man choose his crew." "ASAD:" "Next time bring me something if you want to work." "(MEN CLAMORING)" "MUSE:" "Come on, Bilal." "(IN SOMALI) Hey, Skinny, I can steer your boat." "If you choose me, you won't regret it." "Okay, Elmi." "(MEN CLAMORING)" "I need somebody strong." "Somebody like this?" "I want him." "(IN SOMALI) Get out of my way!" "(IN SOMALI) Why did he pick him?" "He's from another village." "(CHATTERING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "ASAD:" "Move!" "Faster, move faster!" "(CHATTERING)" "See if you can get more power." "Okay." "ASAD:" "You!" "Get over here!" "Come help us!" "(♪♪♪)" "(MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)" "(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)" "WORKER:" "Okay, pull it in!" "Sign right there, sir." "You have a good day." "Hello, Cap." "Let me get that for you." "Morning." "MAN 1: (OVER PA) Attention, all crew." "All crew." "1500 departure three out." "Hey, good to see you, Cap." "Shane." "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "Hey." "Carry on." "SHANE:" "Hey, bos?" "MAN 2:" "Yeah?" "SHANE:" "Get on that safety rail, huh?" "Kenny." "KENNY:" "Yeah?" "I want you to go down to the deck office, grab Jimmy, get on the Lodestar." "Mm-hm." "That ballast, move it five points." "Take care of that now." "You got it." "SHANE:" "How's the family, Cap?" "Oh, you know." "Andrea's a champ, one kid gone, another kid going." "How are the boxes?" "SHANE:" "Oh, you know." "Just putting a few last containers on." "Twenty-four hundred tons of commercial cargo, 200 tons of food aid, 166 tons of freshwater, 250 metric tons of fuel bunkered." "PHILLIPS:" "Walk me through the plan." "So here we are in Salalah." "Travel down the coalition corridor to Djibouti." "Then we exit the shipping lane south of Socotra." "Socotra, okay." "SHANE:" "Then we're on our own down the coast through the Somali Basin, all the way down to Mombasa." "MAN 1: (OVER RADIO) We need five minutes on that reefer bow." "We should be able to unload the containers around 0800." "Well, let's tighten up security." "We are going around the Horn of Africa, right?" "We got pirate cages." "They were all open." "All the doors are unlocked." "I want everything closed, locked, even in port." "Right." "Fine." "Ready to leave. 1500." "Absolutely, Cap." "You got it." "(♪♪♪)" "Stow the gangway." "Last lines in." "Okay." "Lower it." "WORKER 1:" "Sixteen-B ready." "Take it up." "WORKER 2:" "Tighten it up." "Hey, slow down." "Bow clear." "WORKER 3:" "Stern lines are clear." "Bow thruster full starboard." "SHANE:" "Bow thruster on." "WORKER 4:" "All lines clear." "Ship is under way." "Dead slow ahead." "Dead slow ahead." "(♪♪♪)" "MAN 1:" "Keep those hatches locked down." "MAN 2:" "Cap." "Morning." "MAN 3:" "Check that rigging." "(MEN CHATTERING)" "PHILLIPS:" "Shane." "SHANE:" "Yeah?" "We need those time sheets." "She's winking at me." "But it turns out that's what they do." "I'll show you this place." "I'll take you." "I'll have two beers and a bucketful of sin, please." "(MEN LAUGHING)" "Yeah." "About done with that coffee?" "Yeah." "CRONAN:" "Yeah, we're done." "SHANE:" "That's 15, guys." "Back to work." "Come on, let's go." "Jesus." "MAN:" "See you down there, Mike." "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "HUFAN:" "Their main route is packed with ships but we can't attack a herd." "This one is alone." "(ERIC CLAPTON'S "WONDERFUL TONIGHT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)" "♪ She puts on her makeup ♪" "♪ And brushes her long blonde hair ♪" "♪ And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?" ♪" "♪ And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight" ♪♪" "(SIGHS)" "Morning." "Hey, Cap." "KENNY:" "Cap." "Morning, Cap." "Shane, I want to do some security drills, unannounced." "Starting now." "Uh, what?" "Fire, man overboard?" "Everything." "Ken, you're the duty officer?" "Yeah, Cap." "Right." "Boat with two armed men is approaching on your starboard beam." "No, no." "Whistle first." "SHANE:" "Let's go." "(HORN BLARES)" "That way the pirates know we're aware of them and are ready to defend the ship." "Hustle up." "Let's go." "(SIREN WAILING)" "Attention, all crew." "(OVER PA) All crew." "All men to your stations on deck." "Repeat, all men to your deck stations now." "Let's do this." "(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)" "Come on..." "Get those keys off your hip." "Put them in your pocket." "Come on, guys." "Pirates capture you and find those keys, they'll have access to every door on this ship." "MAN 1:" "Get those hoses on." "Bring it around, bring around, bring around." "MAN 2:" "Watch it, man." "MAN 1:" "Ready with number six." "SHANE:" "All right." "You tied up?" "MAN 3:" "All done here, Shane." "Hey, Cap, this is Shane." "Do you read?" "Yeah, Shane, go ahead." "Things are looking good down here." "We're getting close with the hoses." "All right." "Let me know when you're ready down there." "Copy that." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "(BEEPING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Shane, come up to the bridge." "SHANE:" "Okay." "(♪♪♪)" "What's up, Cap?" "Everything okay?" "I don't like the look of that." "(DIALING)" "Yeah, Cap." "Chief, I want all your guys on station." "Still in the drill?" "This is real-world." "Someone coming up on our starboard quarter." "Got it." "(♪♪♪)" "Port, 5 degrees." "Let's see if they follow us." "Port, 5." "(♪♪♪)" "(BEEPING CONTINUES)" "Get the crew back to their muster stations." "Right." "Attention, all crew." "Return to your muster stations." "(OVER PA) Repeat, return to your muster stations." "This is not a drill." "This is a real-world situation." "Yeah, Cap." "I want to come up to 122." "Second mate and helmsman to the bridge." "You're good." "Bring her on up." "(♪♪♪)" "Now get me U.S. Maritime Emergency." "(DIALING)" "Two skiffs." "Can't tell how many they're carrying." "SHANE:" "Copy that." "There's no answer at the U.S. Maritime Emergency line." "Raise the UKMTO." "Right." "What's up?" "We got two skiffs approaching." "Get on the radar." "Yeah, this is the Maersk Alabama." "Here's the captain." "UKMTO." "Operations?" "WOMAN:" "Receiving." "This is the Maersk Alabama." "Our position is 2 degrees 2 north by 49 degrees 19 east." "Our course is 180." "Our speed is 17 knots." "We have two skiffs approaching at a distance of 1.5 miles with a possible mothership following." "Potential piracy situation." "WOMAN:" "Copy, Alabama." "Alert your crew, get your fire hoses ready and follow lockdown procedures." "Uh..." "Yeah." "Is that it?" "I'm relaying your transmission now, but chances are it's just fishermen." "They're not here to fish." "(♪♪♪)" "She's really big!" "Get ready!" "You worry about yourself, skinny rat!" "Both skiffs carrying armed men." "Distance?" "One and a quarter miles and closing." "(DIALING)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Yeah, Cap." "I wanna bring it up to 125." "You're still good." "One twenty-five." "MUSE:" "Brothers, we're going to make a lot of money!" "Slow down!" "The waves are too big!" "They're at one mile now, Cap." "Only one mile." "Coalition Warship 237, this is Maersk Alabama." "Coalition Warship 237, Maersk Alabama." "(IN DEEP VOICE) Go, Alabama." "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Our position is 2 degrees 2 north by 49 degrees 19 east." "(OVER RADIO) Our course is 180." "Our speed is 18.5 knots." "We are being approached by two pirate skiffs with a possible mothership following." "We require immediate assistance." "We have a crew of 20." "We are preparing our weapons now but request air support if possible." "Copy?" "(IN DEEP VOICE) Copy, Alabama." "Be aware, a gunship is in the air." "ETA your position, five minutes." "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Five minutes." "Thank you, 237." "(♪♪♪)" "(ASAD SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "ASAD:" "Did you hear that?" "Did you hear that?" "We've got to get out of here!" "Turn back, turn back!" "What are you doing?" "(MEN SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Where are you going?" "Come on!" "Keep going!" "SHANE:" "Yeah, we got one down." "But the other one's still coming." "Half a mile out." "PHILLIPS:" "We need to make a bigger wake." "(PHONE RINGS)" "Yeah." "Cancel the limits." "One two nine." "Yeah, you're on the edge with Cylinder Number 5." "Do it." "Port, 5 degrees." "MAN:" "Port, 5 degrees." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Faster, faster!" "They're at a quarter mile now." "Starboard, 5 degrees." "MAN:" "Starboard, 5 degrees." "MUSE:" "Hurry, hurry!" "Go!" "ELMI:" "We're pushing this engine too hard!" "Faster, faster!" "(ALL GRUNTING)" "(ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "(CHATTERING IN SOMALI)" "Come on, let's go!" "(ENGINE SPUTTERS)" "This thing is busted." "Then fix it!" "I'm trying!" "(♪♪♪)" "(MAN SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "KENNY:" "They're not messing around." "Lit us up from miles away." "MAN 1:" "Must've been tracking us." "MAN 2:" "Why doesn't the company give us armed guards?" "SHANE:" "Move it in." "The captain's here." "Blips on the radar that are clocking at 27 knots." "They were moving." "We cannot outrun these guys." "Obviously, we all just went through a dangerous situation." "Two skiffs, both with armed intruders." "Now, we all know that's a hazard in these waters, but you performed well." "The ship performed well." "The authorities have been made aware so I think we have the situation well in hand." "From now on, we just follow our normal duties." "Mate, what do you got?" "Yeah." "We're all on double shifts until we make it through these waters." "All right." "Chief, can you keep your engineers on roster?" "We'll keep a guy in the ECR around the clock." "All right." "Enjoy your coffee." "CRONAN:" "Cap." "They're coming back." "MAN 3:" "Amen." "Yeah, that's right." "They're coming back." "If they come back, we'll follow procedure." "They worked today, they'll work again." "We got the speed, we got the height, we got hoses that can sink those skiffs." "We will follow the procedures even if we have to shut down, lock down, go dead in the water and wait for help." "(MEN CLAMORING)" "Now, wait." "I'm a u..." "Okay, I'm a union guy, okay?" "Twenty-five years, all right?" "I'm telling you now that they're not paying me enough to fight pirates." "You all signed up for a route around the Horn of Africa." "What did you expect?" "I didn't sign up for the Navy over here." "You signed up for the route." "For a cargo ship." "SHANE:" "What did you expect?" "MAN 4:" "Not getting attacked without weapons." "Why don't we get out of here?" "Put room between us." "Go where?" "In eight hours, we could be a hundred miles from here." "KENNY:" "Hundred to a 150." "There's five pirate bands in this part of the world." "You go out 300 miles, you run into one, go 6, you run into another." "Our job is to move the cargo as fast as possible." "That's the job." "If anybody doesn't like it, if anybody wants off, if anybody doesn't like this route between Salalah, Djibouti and Mombasa, come to my office and sign the paperwork per the union, and you'll be on the first flight home out of Mombasa." "Enjoy your coffee." "Let's get back to work." "KENNY:" "Go get those guys squared away, will you?" "(LADDER CLANGS)" "ASAD:" "The ocean was rough." "Really rough." "Hufan, I'm telling you, our boat couldn't take it." "Nothing was working for us." "MUSE:" "Hurry up." "We need a bigger one for that ship." "I want this welded by the morning by tomorrow, got it?" "(MAN SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "Elmi." "When will that engine be ready?" "We've gotta fix it." "This thing is old and weak." "It's a piece of shit." "Shut up and fix it for your crew of women." "(LAUGHS)" "Why don't you give me your engine?" "Shut up, Skinny." "You talk too much." "I may be skinny, but I'm not a coward." "What did you say?" "(GUN COCKS)" "Say it again!" "(ASAD SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "You think you're somebody?" "Say it again!" "(MEN MURMURING)" "(WRENCH CLATTERS)" "The coward is the first one in the grave." "(SIGHS)" "SHANE: (OVER RADIO) Captain, this is Shane." "Yeah, go ahead." "I think you better get up here." "Coming." "(♪♪♪)" "Where are they?" "Port quarter." "One-point-seven miles, captain." "Guy's coming on his own." "PHILLIPS:" "Sound the alarm." "Get U.S. Maritime Emergency for me." "(DIALING ON PHONE)" "(HORN BLARES THEN SIREN WAILING)" "Muster stations." "This is not a drill." "Everyone to muster stations." "(OVER PA) This is not a drill." "Come on." "MAN 1:" "Shit." "MAN 2:" "Come on." "Let's go." "Go." "(PHONE RINGS)" "Yeah, Cap." "They're coming back." "I want max revs." "Take the limits off." "Copy that." "Canceling all limits." "Five degrees starboard." "Starboard, 5 degrees." "(♪♪♪)" "Get ready." "U.S. Maritime Emergency line." "This is the Maersk Alabama." "We are under pirate attack at a..." "What's happening?" "SHANE:" "Ken, get out here." "I need eyes on the wing." "Skiff coming in." "I'm on it." "PHILLIPS:" "Our course is 166." "Our speed is 19 knots." "Copy that, Alabama." "Relaying to military channels now." "Copy that." "SHANE:" "They're coming in fast, Cap." "(STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO)" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH OVER RADIO) Alabama." "Alabama ship." "Somali coast guard." "This is a routine check." "Stop your ship now." "We are coming aboard." "We're here to help you." "Shane, they're dead astern." "Jesus Christ." "MIKE:" "Yeah, Cap." "We're gonna need the hoses." "Yeah, your pumps are good." "Count it down for me, Shane." "SHANE:" "Yeah." "They're at 800 yards." "Prepare for hard turns." "MUSE:" "Stop now!" "SHANE:" "Standing by." "MUSE:" "Alabama, this is your final warning." "Stop the ship." "They're not stopping." "Show them who we are, Muse." "(IN SOMALI) Shoot at them!" "(GUNFIRE)" "Shots fired!" "Shots fired!" "Hit the hoses." "(MACHINE WHIRRING)" "Turn!" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "KENNY:" "Coming in close, Cap." "(GRUNTING)" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Shane!" "Hose seven has slipped." "Bay 17." "I'm on it." "Shit." "Be careful." "I'm on Channel 3." "It's clear over there!" "KENNY:" "They're coming back in." "MUSE:" "Untie the ladder." "Give me the other one." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Shoot him!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Hurry up, Bilal." "Move your ass, kid." "(GRUNTING)" "(MUSE SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Channel 3." "Shane, get out of there." "Get everybody down to the engine room." "I need you in command there." "MUSE:" "Stop him!" "(GROANS)" "All crew!" "All crew!" "All crew to the engine room!" "All crew to the engine room now!" "MAN 1:" "Come on, let's go." "Move it." "MAN 2:" "Come on, men." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE:" "Higher." "Get it higher." "Port, 30 degrees." "KENNY:" "Port, 30 degrees." "Hook it on!" "They got the ladder up." "Starboard, 30 degrees." "KENNY:" "Starboard, 30 degrees." "Get out of my way." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Port, 30 degrees." "KENNY:" "Port, 30 degrees." "Starboard, 30 degrees." "Starboard, 30." "MAN:" "Someone's shooting at us." "CRONAN:" "Hang on." "Just get together against the wall." "Cronan." "Cronan." "CRONAN:" "Yeah." "SHANE:" "Hold them by the door." "We'll get a head count." "Go down to the door." "Mike?" "MIKE:" "Yeah." "How long till you can shut her down?" "Five minutes." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Four pirates on board." "(OVER PA) Four pirates, coming towards us down the main deck." "Lock down the bridge." "SHANE:" "Yeah." "PHILLIPS:" "Listen up." "We have been boarded by four armed pirates." "You know the drill." "We stay hidden no matter what." "I don't want any hostages." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "We stay locked down until help arrives." "No one comes out until you hear the nonduress password, "suppertime."" "(GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE)" "Jesus." "If the pirates find you, remember, you know the ship." "They don't." "Make them feel like they're in charge but keep them away from the generator and the engine controls." "(GUNSHOT)" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Stick together, and we'll be all right." "Good luck." "SHANE:" "Take everybody to the bottom of the engine room." "Hide them behind the cylinders." "Try to split them into groups of threes and fours." "(♪♪♪)" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(GUNFIRE)" "(IN ENGLISH) Hey!" "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "KENNY:" "Okay, okay." "NAJEE:" "Don't move, I said!" "Don't move!" "All right." "All right." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "NAJEE:" "Don't move!" "We have four!" "All right, all right." "NAJEE:" "Don't move!" "We have four!" "Four!" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "ELMI: (IN ENGLISH) No, no." "(IN SOMALI) Get away." "Get over there." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Captain." "Relax." "Nobody get hurt." "No al Qaeda here." "Just business." "We want money." "When we get paid, everything gonna be okay." "The ship." "Where from?" "The ship?" "Uh, America." "It's an American ship." "America?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Yes!" "Yes!" "You?" "Yankee?" "Me?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Yankee-Irish." "Yeah." "(IN SOMALI) From now on this one is called Irish, okay?" "Irish." "Irish." "(PIRATES CHATTERING IN SOMALI)" "(IN ENGLISH) Okay, Irish." "What else you carrying?" "What do you mean?" "TV?" "Car?" "TV and car...?" "No, no." "We just got the food..." "Dollars?" "Uh..." "We do." "Kenny?" "Kenny, what do we have in the safe?" "We got like, what, $30,000 in the safe?" "KENNY:" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Yeah, we got like..." "We have..." "In the safe, we got $30,000." "It's yours." "Thirty thousand dollars?" "What am I?" "Do I look like a beggar?" "(MACHINES WHIRRING)" "(MACHINES POWERING DOWN THEN MONITORS BEEPING)" "ELMI:" "What's that?" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "PHILLIPS:" "It's all right." "(IN SOMALI) Hey, calm down!" "Calm down." "CRONAN:" "Get back there." "SHANE:" "Yeah, yeah, over here." "(♪♪♪)" "We got a problem." "We pushed the ship too hard." "We're off the grid." "That means the computer's now off-line." "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Captain." "Captain." "The ship's broken." "No one get hurt if you don't play no game." "Uh..." "It's..." "The ship's broken." "We had to go..." "Nobody gets hurt." "Easy." "Hey!" "Look at me." "Sure." "Look at me." "Sure." "I'm the captain now." "(♪♪♪)" "(IN SOMALI) Watch this ugly one." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "(MACHINE BEEPING)" "NAJEE: (IN SOMALI) What are you doing?" "MUSE:" "I'm going to fix it." "Do you know how?" "Hold the gun on him." "NAJEE:" "I've got him, don't worry." "(MACHINE BEEPS)" "(BEEPING RAPIDLY)" "Don't mess with anything you don't know." "Come on, man." "What are you doing?" "Just take care of that guy." "BILAL:" "Stop the games." "(♪♪♪)" "(IN ENGLISH) Where is the crew?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I'm here with you." "Where is your crew?" "I don't know." "Here, I'll call them up." "I'll get them up here, all right?" "This is the captain speaking." "The pirates demand all crew members to the bridge." "All..." "Every crew, one minute, I will kill someone." "One minute." "Another minute, I kill somebody." "I kill all your friends." "One minute." "I will no call again." "(IN SOMALI) Get that one and put him against the wall." "I'm trying..." "(IN ENGLISH) You think we playing?" "No, I'm doing the best..." "No play." "No play." "PHILLIPS:" "I'm doing the best I can." "Easy, I kill you." "Easy." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "No, no." "Look." "You don't have to do that." "PHILLIPS:" "Come on." "(IN ENGLISH) You play?" "You play?" "Take it easy, take it easy." "No, no, no." "No, look, look." "Stop play!" "Don't shoot him." "Don't shoot him." "You're gonna shoot somebody, shoot me." "Where is the crew, Irish?" "Forty seconds!" "I don't know." "I'm here with you." "MUSE:" "No." "Where is the crew?" "I see nobody." "I'm the captain." "I'm the captain." "Thirty second!" "If you're gonna shoot somebody, you shoot me." "You killing him." "PHILLIPS:" "It's my ship." "Listen to me." "You killing him." "I'm the captain." "I'm the captain, not them." "NAJEE:" "Twenty second!" "PHILLIPS:" "This is between us." "I'm trying to straighten this out." "Are you?" "This is how you solve your problems?" "You said you just wanted money." "You said this was just business." "Is this business?" "Is this how you do business?" "NAJEE:" "Ten seconds." "Die right now." "(♪♪♪)" "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "(IN SOMALI) Wait." "(IN ENGLISH) I want to search the ship." "You wanna search the ship?" "I want to search every lock and hold of the ship now." "You wanna search the ship?" "Now." "All right." "We'll search the ship." "We'll start on the nav deck and work our way down." "We better hope the emergency power stays on." "We won't be able to see if it goes off." "I'll take you." "We'll search the ship." "But you stop threatening my men." "No game." "PHILLIPS:" "No game." "Let's go." "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "PHILLIPS:" "All right?" "All right, good." "(IN SOMALI) Take his radio." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "All right." "Okay." "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Go." "Gotta get these lights off." "They're gonna see us." "We need to shut down the generator on the main deck." "You think you can get up there?" "Yeah." "SHANE:" "I'm gonna go to the mess, get water." "Get everyone on the lower level." "All right." "I'm on 2." "Just start at the very top." "This is E deck." "And we'll just work our way down one by one, huh?" "Cargo hold is probably where they are." "There's a lot of places to hide." "And I'm not trying to trick you." "I wanna find these guys just as much as you do." "(IN SOMALI) Take his flashlight." "PHILLIPS:" "We should just move on, because we're wasting time here." "Like I say, the cargo deck's the best place to look." "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Somebody messing with ship." "Engine room." "If we're going about this systematically, we started at the top, we're working our way down, so we should try the cargo deck." "Problem from engine room." "We go there now." "All right." "Engine room." "It's gonna be really hot down there." "Without the power on, there's no ventilation, no air." "Maybe we should get some water from the mess down on A deck?" "Then engine room." "Go." "Okay." "(♪♪♪)" "PHILLIPS:" "This is A deck." "PHILLIPS:" "So here we are." "This is the galley." "This is where we make the food." "All right." "Here, some water." "(IN SOMALI) Check this room." "(BILAL SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "PHILLIPS:" "Oh, you wanna see in here?" "This is cold storage." "It's a vegetable room." "Careful in here in the bare feet." "You could cut them on almost anything." "Want some of this melon?" "It's left over from breakfast." "It's just gonna go bad." "It's just gonna spoil." "It's usually left out for the first meal of the day." "Maybe we should..." "Go ahead, help yourself." "Here you go." "Help yourself." "It's usually for breakfast, but..." "Enough." "Engine room." "All right." "Cronan." "Cronan." "Do you read?" "Yeah, I got you." "They're on their way to you." "They're on their way to you." "One is barefoot." "Is there glass you can break, leave on the floor by the door?" "I'll do it." "Come on, let's go." "Come on." "(♪♪♪)" "PHILLIPS:" "Here's the engine room." "(YELLS)" "Oh, my God." "Look out." "There's broken glass." "Be careful." "MUSE:" "Put your hand up." "Up your hands." "Up." "Okay, all right." "MUSE:" "Up." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI THEN GROANING)" "There's a first-aid kit..." "Put your hands up!" "Who did this?" "PHILLIPS:" "Nobody." "It was just a dumb accident." "We should get that looked at." "There's a kit in the control room." "Quiet, Irish." "You think I am stupid?" "I know what's going on." "We're going to search this whole room." "All of it." "Now go." "Go." "(♪♪♪)" "(PIPE CLATTERS)" "(♪♪♪)" "ELMI:" "I heard something!" "(GROANS)" "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) Check the other side." "There's no one here." "Please, let's go back." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "(IN ENGLISH) Go." "Right down to the bottom." "Now." "They're coming." "Get ready." "(♪♪♪)" "(ELMI SHOUTS IN SOMALI)" "Keep going." "Move." "(BILAL GROANING)" "(ELMI SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE:" "Wait." "Stop here." "What?" "What'd you do?" "PHILLIPS:" "We just..." "Look at me, Irish." "Look at me." "What's wrong with your ship?" "I don't know." "Was that you?" "I don't know what went wrong." "No." "PHILLIPS:" "You'll never find this crew, not without any power on the ship." "You'll never find them." "We'll never find them." "Irish," "I will find." "Not with him." "Look." "He's gonna bleed to death." "BILAL:" "Look, man, get us out of here." "BILAL:" "Aah!" "You got a man injured." "Let's take care of his foot, take the money out of the safe and call it a day." "All right?" "(BILAL GROANING)" "(PANTING)" "You're bad luck, Irish." "(IN SOMALI) Hey, take him upstairs." "I can't move." "Take him upstairs and tell Najee to come." "(IN ENGLISH) You go with him." "We're gonna go?" "MUSE:" "Go!" "BILAL: (IN ENGLISH) Hey." "Wait." "Aah!" "You're not gonna find anybody." "Don't talk." "Go." "(IN ENGLISH) Your friend make fool of us?" "Make us run around?" "(IN SOMALI) If one of them moves, send them to their graves." "Here." "(THUDDING)" "MAN:" "Hey." "(MUSE GRUNTS)" "(♪♪♪)" "(GROANS THEN SHOUTS IN SOMALI)" "We got a problem." "Your buddy's hurt real bad." "(GROANING)" "We better get this dressed." "We got a sick bay here on board, and this guy knows what to do." "NAJEE:" "What happened to you?" "(IN SOMALI) They put glass down for me." "They got me." "Where is Muse?" "In the engine room." "He wants Najee to come down." "SHANE: (OVER RADIO) Bridge." "Bridge, come in." "Alabama bridge, come in." "Do you read?" "This is the crew of the Maersk Alabama." "We have your captain." "Put your hand over his mouth." "(IN ENGLISH) Hey." "(IN ENGLISH) No." "SHANE:" "We have your leader." "We have your captain and his weapon." "We wanna trade." "Captain for captain." "We want a deal." "Take that off of his head." "Cronan, take that off his head now." "I no kill." "Talk." "Talk to your friends so they know it's you." "Talk to your friends." "Come on, asshole." "Say something." "I love America." "(IN SOMALI) Hey!" "Get me out of here!" "Listen to what these guys have to say." "(IN SOMALI) What happened?" "MUSE:" "They cut my hand, bad." "We'll straighten everything out later." "Just get me out of here." "Give Irish the radio." "I'll give it to him now." "(IN ENGLISH) Talk." "(MUMBLING IN SOMALI)" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Captain, you know, if you wanna get off this ship, you don't have a skiff anymore, but you could get into our lifeboat." "You could take off off our stern, and you can go with the $30,000, and you could get off this ship right now." "Do we have a deal?" "Say we have a deal." "Say we have a deal." "(IN ENGLISH) Okay, Irish." "Deal." "Deal, Irish, deal." "Okay, then." "Listen, we could..." "NAJEE:" "Hey." "(IN SOMALI) Thirty thousand is nothing." "I want millions!" "(♪♪♪)" "There." "All right, there's the lifeboat." "Hey, Bilal, check it out." "If anyone moves, kill them." "Kill them!" "(IN ENGLISH) Where is our captain?" "Where is our guy?" "(GROANS)" "SHANE:" "Hey, Cap." "Cap, it's Shane." "I'm not armed." "I'm not armed." "No weapons." "No." "Hey, easy." "There's no weapons." "There's no weapons." "No weapons." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Hey, Shane." "Do you have the captain?" "Where is he?" "In the engine room." "Bring him up so they can see him." "I wanna see." "You will." "Bring him up so they can see him." "He's on his way." "(SHOUTS IN SOMALI)" "Where?" "Here he is." "Yeah, there he is." "NAJEE:" "Where?" "!" "PHILLIPS:" "See?" "There he is." "There." "(IN SOMALI) What's going on, Skinny?" "(IN SOMALI) Do what they say and get me out of here." "Be strong, man." "Now let's do this." "We'll bring up your guy." "You get in, you buckle up." "We drop you in, and then you're on your way." "Okay?" "Okay?" "(IN ENGLISH) No." "You come with us." "Till we get our guy back." "No, no, no." "You'll get your guy back." "No way!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "MAN:" "Get in!" "(GUNFIRE THEN ALL SHOUTING)" "Listen!" "Hey!" "You come, or I kill everybody!" "I don't care!" "It's your choice!" "All right!" "All right!" "You go!" "You go!" "You're going!" "PHILLIPS:" "Chief, bring the guy up now." "It's gonna be okay." "Bring him up." "Shane, you got the crew." "Don't go, Cap." "Don't get in there." "We gotta get them off the ship." "SHANE:" "Not like this." "Cap, you can't do this." "Goddamn it, Cap!" "All right, who's driving this thing?" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "NAJEE: (IN SOMALI) Watch him." "Bilal, hold the gun on him." "PHILLIPS:" "Now, look, it's very simple to operate." "On, off, start, stop." "Compass to follow your heading." "You see your throttle there." "You got a squawk box." "Gas, gas." "Enough gas?" "Plenty of fuel to get you to Somalia." "SHANE: (OVER RADIO) Cap, we got the guy." "All right." "Send him on in." "I'm coming out." "Okay, send him in." "Let him go." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(IN ENGLISH) Let him go!" "Go." "Send the captain out." "All right, now, that handle, see?" "You're gonna move that up and down." "You gotta pump it, one, two, three, four, five, and then you drop." "SHANE:" "Cap, come on out." "Cap?" "Cap, what's going on in there?" "Just however many times it takes, pump it, then you're in the water, and off you go." "Go!" "Go back!" "(GUNFIRE)" "SHANE:" "Hey, Cap!" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "CRONAN:" "Goddamn it!" "No!" "Cap!" "No!" "NAJEE:" "Sit!" "Sit!" "Here!" "Go." "Irish, it's only us now." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "MAN 1:" "Stand clear." "MAN 2:" "Make a hole." "CASTELLANO:" "Make way." "Copy." "(CHATTERING)" "Captain's in Combat." "MAN 3:" "Captain's in Combat." "CTF 151, this is Bainbridge Charlie-Oscar." "Over." "HOWARD:" "Captain, this is Admiral Howard." "A U.S.-flagged cargo ship, the Maersk Alabama, has been hijacked 820 nautical miles west of your current position." "Four men have taken the ship's captain hostage in a lifeboat." "Presumed Somali pirates." "Over." "Roger, ma'am." "Do we have any other information?" "Over." "Not at this time, but best guess is they're heading for the Somali coast." "Your orders are to proceed and intercept." "Further to follow." "This is CTF 151 out." "Ops, prep ScanEagle." "Need aerial surveillance." "Aye, sir." "CCS, this is the captain." "Come to full power." "TAO, get position." "MAN 4:" "TAO, aye." "Bridge, captain, full left rudder." "Come to course 285." "(♪♪♪)" "Hufan, do you read me?" "(STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO)" "Hufan, can you hear me?" "(IN SOMALI) Where's your boss?" "He should be with us by now." "Don't worry." "He's coming." "(HISSES)" "Stupid hand." "(BILAL GROANING)" "Stop whining." "You sound like a little girl." "You wanted to come with us." "You asked for this." "BILAL:" "I didn't think this would happen." "I could lose my foot." "MUSE:" "You have to be ready for anything." "This game isn't for the weak." "(IN ENGLISH) You okay, Irish?" "Yeah." "Your face looks scared." "But everything gonna be okay." "I'm not gonna hurt you." "In two days we'll be eating in Somalia." "Rice." "Goat meat." "You'll like." "My boss talk to ship company." "Insurance man come, bag of dollars, you go home." "(HORN BLARING)" "ELMI: (IN SOMALI) What is it?" "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) It's a gift." "(♪♪♪)" "(IN ENGLISH) Hey." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "(IN ENGLISH) Irish." "You lie, Irish." "Your ship no broke." "They come Somalia too." "More money." "(♪♪♪)" "(BEEPING)" "Looks like they're heading north to the closest point of land." "MIKE:" "And that's only gonna take them 36 hours at the most?" "SHANE:" "Just gotta stay with them till the Navy gets here." "NAJEE:" "Give me some khat." "ELMI:" "Why?" "You've had more than your share." "NAJEE:" "Says who?" "Give me some more!" "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) Shut up!" "Both of you, shut up." "ELMI:" "Just take it." "This is it?" "That's all I have." "Where is the rest?" "BILAL:" "I don't have any." "It's all gone." "NAJEE:" "You are useless." "I should have taken it from you." "(IN ENGLISH) Irish, it's taxes." "This money, taking you, that's all it is." "You come to our waters, you got to pay." "We were in international waters." "Not your waters, international waters." "We were carrying food for starving people in Africa." "Even Somalis." "Yeah, sure." "Rich countries like to help Somalis." "Big ships come to our water, take all the fish out." "What's left for us to fish?" "So you're fishermen?" "Yeah, we're all fishermen." "(GRUNTS THEN GROANS)" "Hey, let me clean out that cut." "Let me get the first-aid kit, clean that out." "It's gonna get infected." "No." "How about the kid?" "Can I look at his foot?" "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) No." "(IN SOMALI) They'll fix him when we get back." "Come on, he's barefoot." "You three got sandals." "He's got bare feet." "Go ahead, go." "All right." "Just gonna get the kit." "Go ahead, come here." "It's all right." "Your foot." "Give me your foot." "Come on." "Let me see it." "It's all right." "(GROANING)" "How old are you, anyway?" "What are you, 16, 17?" "(GRUNTS)" "You're too young to be out here doing this." "(IN ENGLISH) No talking." "No talking." "Hey!" "Hey!" "(IN SOMALI) He's got a knife!" "(IN ENGLISH) Hey!" "What you gonna do with this?" "(IN SOMALI) Go back." "Get back there." "(BILAL GROANING)" "(♪♪♪)" "CASTELLANO:" "UAV ScanEagle shows the lifeboat is currently 126 nautical miles off the Somali coast, moving on course 305 at five knots, with the mothership dead in the water at 60 miles to the northeast." "We have any idea who these guys are?" "SEAL COMMANDER:" "The mothership is a Taiwanese fishing trawler that was hijacked last year." "According to ONI, that vessel's under the control of Somali warlord Garaad." "We're working on getting the IDs of the kidnappers." "If this is Garaad's guys, they're looking for a payday, which means they'll talk." "If we can get them talking, we can wear them down." "Over." "HOWARD:" "Frank, this thing is running big here, and there's a lot of pressure building." "The White House hopes this can be resolved peacefully but whatever happens, Captain Phillips does not reach Somalia." "I understand, admiral, but we're gonna need some time." "I think if we press too hard, we put the hostage at risk." "We're gonna need to use some tactical patience." "Over." "HOWARD:" "Do your best to talk them down, Frank, but you're on the clock." "We're deploying a SEAL team with USS Boxer and USS Halyburton as support." "If you haven't gotten Phillips back by the time they arrive, the SEALs will take care of it." "I understand all, admiral." "(♪♪♪)" "(BOAT CREAKING)" "(SIGHS)" "Can I have some water, please?" "Water?" "(GROANS)" "Drive this thing right!" "Calm down." "We're on the ocean." "I should throw you off this boat right now!" "ELMI:" "You need to sit down and relax." "BILAL: (IN ENGLISH) Hey, water." "(NAJEE ELMI ARGUING IN SOMALI)" "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) Hey." "Hey." "(IN SOMALI) That's enough." "Take it away." "From now on this water is only for us." "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) Stop being such an asshole." "ELMI:" "You've got to control him." "MUSE:" "Just drive and shut up." "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "Hufan, can you hear me?" "(STATIC CRACKLING OVER RADIO)" "PHILLIPS:" "Are you having trouble?" "(IN ENGLISH) No trouble, Irish." "Slow piece of shit." "Yeah, yeah." "Shallow-draft." "And you're fighting the current." "Gotta take that into account." "I know what I'm doing." "Yeah, yeah, sure, you do." "Of course." "You're the captain now." "Oh, hey, captain, why don't we open up that hatch and get a little more air in here?" "(IN SOMALI) What's wrong with you?" "Don't talk to me." "A little air might do him some good." "(IN ENGLISH) Yeah, open the hatch so your crew..." "No tricks." "No." "No tricks, Irish." "(IN SOMALI) Hufan, can you hear me?" "Hufan, can you hear me?" "MUSE:" "We should be heading northwest." "We've got to get to Garaad's port." "I am, but there's a lot of wind." "Just go!" "Okay, then let me do it." "(HUFAN SPEAKING IN SOMALI OVER RADIO)" "HUFAN: (OVER RADIO) Muse?" "Are you there?" "Are you there?" "Hufan, where are you?" "HUFAN:" "I'm having trouble with the engine." "Head home." "I'll be there as soon as I can." "Hey, we're alone out here." "We need you to pick us up." "We've got to get out of this lifeboat." "Shut up and listen to me." "You screwed up getting the ship so Garaad says bring back that captain or don't come back at all." "Sounds like there's a problem." "Is there a problem?" "(IN ENGLISH) Problem." "No problem, Irish." "Everything gonna be okay." "(♪♪♪)" "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" "Yes, sir." "MAN:" "Here's the latest from SOCOM." "Bainbridge CO has until your arrival to negotiate a surrender." "But upon boarding, you will assume command." "The White House has authorized any means necessary to resolve this." "Roger that." "Boss, we're setting up comms in the bird right now." "I need air." "(BILAL SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "When are we going to be home?" "I can't feel my foot anymore." "It's like hell in here." "(GRUNTING)" "You wanna tell him maybe not to do that?" "He wants air." "Well, that thing is still loaded." "He's got the clip in it." "(BANGING ON WINDOW)" "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "(IN ENGLISH) Talk too much." "Too much." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "(GRUNTS THEN CONTAINER CLATTERS)" "Gonna need some more water." "When we get home, you'll get a million bottles of it." "All the water you want." "Really?" "Last year I took a Greek ship." "Six million dollars." "Six million dollars?" "So, what are you doing here?" "Shut up, Irish." "Too much talk." "Your problem isn't me talking to you." "Your problem is you not listening." "NAJEE:" "You think you have any power here?" "(IN ENGLISH) Let him go." "I should shoot you and be done." "Take your gun off him." "I'm the captain." "Who do you think you are?" "You're taking his side?" "You let the American do whatever he wants!" "(HORN BLARING)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "(IN SOMALI) I'm losing control!" "(♪♪♪)" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(HORN BLARES)" "It's the Americans." "Get something to tie the doors." "Alabama lifeboat, this is Frank Castellano, commander of the USS Bainbridge." "We wanna get Captain Phillips back safely and end this thing peacefully." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) No move!" "All right." "(BOTH SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "CASTELLANO: (OVER RADIO) Alabama lifeboat, come in." "No military action." "No military action." "No al Qaeda." "We are just fishermen." "MAN: (IN SOMALI) Calm down, brother." "We're here for the captain, not for you." "They have a spy with them." "(IN SOMALI) Hey, you." "Who are you?" "My name is Nemo." "I work with the U.S. Navy." "We just want to talk." "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) I talk English." "I want 10 million dollars." "It's not that easy but we'll work on it." "In the meantime, what if I bring you some food and water?" "No tricks, or your captain dead." "(♪♪♪)" "(PIRATES SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "MAN: (OVER RADIO) Request to have pilot ladder lowered and someone standing by." "HICKS:" "Shane Murphy?" "Yeah, that's me." "Lieutenant Hicks." "You're entering a military engagement zone, sir." "Need you to bring the ship left to 210." "We are here to escort you to Mombasa." "Your captain'll be in good hands." "All right." "You heard him, guys." "MAN 1:" "OSS, keep the camera on the lifeboat." "MAN 2: (OVER RADIO) ASTAC, aye." "MAN 1:" "Sir, the boat deck is manned and ready." "VBSS is on station." "Request permission to lower the RHIBs." "Execute." "MAN 1:" "Aye, sir." "Bridge TAO, launch the RHIBs." "(♪♪♪)" "(IN SOMALI) They're coming." "Bilal, watch him." "Watch him closely." "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Irish, your crew, run." "Ship go." "PHILLIPS:" "It's the Navy clearing the area." "You better think about what you're doing." "Navy good." "They protect us." "Back to Somalia." "The Navy's not here to protect you." "They're not here to negotiate either." "No choice." "I got you." "NEMO:" "Open your door!" "We are here with your supplies." "(CHATTERING IN SOMALI)" "Guns down!" "America, guns down!" "NEMO:" "Calm down, brother." "We're just here to help you." "Put your guns down now!" "MAN 1:" "One outside and one in the hatch." "MAN 2:" "Push the track on the link." "Listen, we need to see our guy." "We've got supplies, food, water for you but we need to see our captain." "Okay." "Wait." "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) They want to see him." "Bring him out." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "All right." "All right." "All right." "Okay, okay." "All right." "I'm coming." "(IN ENGLISH) Down." "MAN 3:" "Visual confirmation." "NEMO: (IN ENGLISH) You all right, captain?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm okay." "Yeah, yeah." "Listen." "Does my family know where I am?" "Yes, sir." "We're keeping them updated." "PHILLIPS:" "It's important they know where I am." "I'm in Seat 15." "You understand?" "I'm in Seat 15." "All stations, TAO, log it:" "Seat 15." "Break, CICWO." "TAO." "Send that to CTF 151 and SOCOM." "Don't worry, sir." "We'll handle it." "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) Get him back inside." "NAJEE:" "Shut up and don't move." "NEMO: (IN SOMALI) Calm down, we just want to talk." "We've got your supplies here." "Food, water." "(IN ENGLISH) Where's the money?" "I don't want your food." "I want your money." "MAN 1:" "We got another on top." "OSS, maintain camera footage." "MAN:" "Hold on a second." "MUSE:" "No tricks, sahib." "Ten million dollars, sahib." "Ten million dollars." "Listen, you're hurt." "We've got doctors on board." "Let us take care of you." "Hurry up!" "They're treating us like children." "Ten million dollars, when?" "It's not that easy so we need time." "We've got to talk about this." "Hurry up, I said!" "(NAJEE SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "No camera!" "No camera!" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Gunfire, take cover!" "Aah!" "Who fired?" "TAO, who fired?" "Get the RHIBs out of there." "Scram the RHIBs, scram the RHIBs." "Are you crazy?" "What are you doing?" "You'll get us all killed!" "Do you have to talk all day?" "(IN SOMALI) You're crazy." "What do you think you're doing?" "All you do is talk!" "CASTELLANO: (OVER RADIO) Alabama lifeboat, come in." "Move." "You have to be strong to get what you want." "CASTELLANO:" "We have to talk." "(IN ENGLISH) Just an accident." "Just an accident." "Is anyone hurt?" "No, American fine." "American okay." "I need to hear it from him." "I say he okay." "I need to hear it from him." "(BOTH SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) Get up!" "Get up!" "Move." "Move." "MUSE:" "Talk." "Yeah, yeah, it's me." "Are you okay?" "It's falling apart in here." "He just fired off a round next to my head." "Is the leader there?" "Yeah, he can hear you." "CASTELLANO:" "Captain, listen to me." "We will not tolerate this." "As captain, you're responsible for the lives of everyone on board." "Right now you are putting them in jeopardy." "We wanna resolve this thing peacefully." "Let's find a way out of this together before someone gets hurt." "Alabama lifeboat, respond." "I talk when I go Somalia." "NAJEE:" "Sit down." "MUSE:" "Sit down!" "(ELMI SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "MAN: (OVER RADIO) TAO, lifeboat is under way." "TAO, aye." "Captain, sir, the lifeboat's 12 hours from the Somali coast." "Boxer and Halyburton have arrived." "ETA on the SEAL team is 0400." "(♪♪♪)" "MUSE:" "Irish, no worry." "Everything gonna be okay." "After this, I go America." "I always wanted to go America." "Go to New York, buy a car..." "(COUGHING)" "(NAJEE SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "(IN SOMALI) Hey, this situation has gotten bad." "There are two more ships, one on either side." "ELMI:" "That one is huge." "(CHATTERING IN SOMALI)" "PHILLIPS:" "Oh, God." "ELMI: (IN ENGLISH) Sit down!" "Sit down!" "(IN ENGLISH) Sit down!" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Down!" "Down!" "(IN SOMALI) Bilal, get the ropes." "Hey, captain, it's all over." "It's all over, captain." "The other ropes." "There's a reason your boss took off and isn't coming back." "He didn't wanna take on the Navy." "He's gone." "He's left you alone." "You had a plan to take my ship." "That didn't work, so you thought you could take me?" "(IN ENGLISH) Shut up." "PHILLIPS:" "Make a run to Somalia?" "They got the Navy out there." "You gotta give up." "You gotta stop." "I can't stop, Irish." "The Navy is not gonna let you win." "They can't let you win." "They would rather sink this boat than let you get me back to Somalia." "It's over." "I come too far, Irish." "I can't give up." "No." "(♪♪♪)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hello?" "MAN:" "The SEALs are inbound, deploying three miles off our stern." "Roger that." "(WATER RUNNING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(GRUNTING)" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "I need to piss." "Fast." "Saltwater would be good for your foot." "(YELLS)" "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) He got out!" "Turn the boat around!" "Bilal, you idiot!" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(♪♪♪)" "MUSE:" "Turn it!" "Faster, faster!" "Move, or we'll leave you!" "MAN 1:" "Captain's in Combat." "MAN 2:" "Cap." "We got two in the water." "Two in the water." "WOMAN:" "Starboard side, I see them both." "Two guys in the water." "CASTELLANO:" "Is one of them Phillips?" "MAN 3:" "We don't know." "We can't tell." "MAN 4:" "They're in the water." "In the water." "One may be Phillips and probably one pirate." "We don't know." "CASTELLANO:" "We've gotta be sure." "Let's get a flare in the air." "Find him." "Don't kill him." "(MUSE SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE:" "Don't shoot!" "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) I'll shoot you!" "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "NAJEE: (IN SOMALI) He's getting away!" "Don't kill him!" "Better to kill him than let him escape!" "(GASPS)" "MUSE:" "There he is!" "I'm ordering you." "Don't kill him." "MAN 1: (OVER RADIO) Bainbridge, this is RHIB 3." "We have seals inbound." "Flare's up, captain." "Target angle 020 on the lifeboat right now." "CASTELLANO:" "Can't tell who's in the water." "No clear shot at the Tangos." "Nobody shoots unless there's a clear shot." "MUSE:" "Where is he?" "(GASPS)" "Here he is!" "Here he is!" "(MUFFLED SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE:" "He's here!" "MAN:" "One more in the water." "We've got one more in the water." "PHILLIPS:" "Help!" "Help!" "(GUNFIRE)" "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "PHILLIPS:" "All right!" "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) Come!" "PHILLIPS:" "All right!" "Come!" "Forward!" "PHILLIPS:" "All right!" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Got him." "NAJEE:" "Come!" "PHILLIPS:" "Okay, okay." "Go in, Irish!" "Go!" "Go, Irish!" "MAN 1:" "Sir, the SEALs are coming aboard." "MAN 2: (OVER RADIO) Prepare to board the SEALs." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "Where are you go?" "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "Are you crazy?" "Where's the captain?" "Waiting for you on the bridge, sir." "(NAJEE SHOUTING IN SOMALI AND PHILLIPS GRUNTING)" "NAJEE:" "Not today!" "Stop him!" "(IN SOMALI) That's enough!" "MUSE:" "Don't kill him!" "If you kill him, we'll all die!" "What do you want me to do with him?" "What is he doing?" "(ARGUING IN SOMALI)" "(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Bainbridge to lifeboat, you must surrender." "(OVER RADIO) You will not be permitted to go further." "It's a helicopter!" "MUSE:" "Get to the other side!" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "CASTELLANO:" "Alabama lifeboat, respond." "Hurry!" "Go!" "I'm trying." "Go!" "CASTELLANO:" "You have a choice to make, captain." "Surrender now and this ends peacefully." "Beyond that, I cannot help you." "You must surrender." "(IN SOMALI) They think you are playing games." "Do something!" "You cannot win this." "CASTELLANO:" "Make the right decision here." "You are running out of time." "Do you understand me?" "Do you want to go to an American prison?" "CASTELLANO:" "This is your last chance." "Is that what you want?" "I know how to handle America." "Give me the pistol." "They think I'm playing games, huh?" "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "MUSE: (IN ENGLISH) Go!" "Go!" "Up ladder." "Make a hole." "MAN:" "Target in the hatch." "This is Bainbridge out." "They're holding a gun to Phillips' head." "He's kind of yelling and waving his pistol back and forth." "I kill him!" "I kill him!" "Now!" "I kill him!" "MAN 1:" "We got shots fired, captain." "MAN 2:" "How many shots?" "MAN 1:" "Who fired?" "Who fired?" "We're losing this." "Now what?" "NAJEE:" "They have no respect for us." "We have to play games?" "(IN SOMALI) Give me the radio." "NAJEE:" "The helicopter is coming back." "(IN ENGLISH) America, I kill hostage now!" "I kill hostage now!" "I'm gonna put him in a body bag!" "(SHOUTS IN SOMALI)" "Talk." "Talk." "They got a gun to my throat, and they're gonna use a survival suit as a body bag." "You're not just a fisherman." "You're not just a fisherman." "SEAL COMMANDER: (OVER RADIO) Men of the Alabama lifeboat, I'm here to talk about your money." "Repeat, I'm here to discuss your money." "Who is this?" "I'm the negotiator." "I'm authorized to negotiate with you." "Insurance man?" "Now, you are Abduwali Muse, right?" "From Jariban, Puntland?" "From the clans of the Hawiye and the Daarood?" "Your friends are Adan Bilal" "Walid Elmi and Nour Najee." "But you are Muse." "You're in command." "Is that correct?" "(♪♪♪)" "They know us." "We spoke with the elders of your tribe." "They are coming here to negotiate a deal, an exchange." "We get our man, you get your money." "But this has to be done in confidence." "We don't want anyone to see the exchange." "Neither do the elders." "It's a lie." "SEAL COMMANDER:" "You're low on fuel." "We got some weather coming in, so I'm suggesting that we tow you out to the exchange point." "But we need someone to come aboard and negotiate the deal." "It's an ambush." "SEAL COMMANDER:" "Captain." "Okay." "It's an ambush." "(♪♪♪)" "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" "MAN 1:" "Keep me posted on status." "MAN 2:" "Roger." "Comms test radio check." "OSS, TAO, I need eyes on the RHIB." "I need eyes on the RHIB." "Captain's in Combat." "CASTELLANO:" "Tactical command is now with the SEAL team." "SEAL COMMANDER:" "TAO, where we at?" "MAN:" "RHIBs are headed inbound to the lifeboat." "Halyburton and Boxer are standing by for your orders." "ASTAC, TAO, I need a status at Halyburton's helo." "(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)" "(♪♪♪)" "MUSE: (IN SOMALI) You need to be strong." "Don't let anyone in." "Whatever happens, don't stop." "ELMI:" "It's my job." "(IN ENGLISH) Everything good, Irish." "Everything gonna be okay." "I go Navy ship, get dollars," "you go home." "It was supposed to be easy." "I take ship... ransom... nobody get hurt." "You had $30,000 and a way to Somalia." "It wasn't enough?" "I got bosses." "They got rules." "We all got bosses." "There's gotta be something other than being a fisherman and kidnapping people." "Maybe in America, Irish." "Maybe in America." "(ENGINE WHIRRING)" "(NAJEE SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "SEAL 1:" "Alabama lifeboat, this is the U.S. Navy." "Open the hatch." "Gun down." "Put the gun down." "Relax." "I need to see the captain." "MUSE:" "I show you captain." "Back." "SEAL 1:" "Relax." "I show you captain." "Back." "SEAL 1:" "Come on up." "MUSE:" "Back." "SEAL 1:" "Listen." "We gotta move our other boat closer." "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) Up." "SEAL 1:" "We gotta hook up a towline." "MUSE:" "No tricks." "SEAL 1:" "No tricks." "No tricks." "SEAL 2:" "We just wanna see the captain and then get you to the ship for the meeting with the elders." "MUSE:" "Anything happen, he die." "MUSE: (OVER RADIO) Anything happen, he die." "I tell you." "Sir, we have ears on the boat." "Check." "SEAL 1:" "Okay, here he comes." "Be advised, I have eyes on the package." "Captain, are you okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "Are you taking care of this?" "SEAL 1:" "This'll be over soon." "Hey, captain, I got a uniform, a clean uniform." "I need you to wear this." "And stay in the seat you've been sitting in." "Put this on, captain." "We need to keep you healthy." "It's very important that we keep you healthy." "Stay calm." "It's going to be okay." "MUSE:" "Go back." "SEAL 1:" "Just relax." "MUSE:" "Here, take it." "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "Inside." "Go." "Go." "MUSE:" "Where are the elders?" "SEAL 1:" "The elders are being flown in." "Put the gun inside." "We'll take you to your elders." "Anything happen, he die." "SEAL 1:" "I give you my word." "Everything will be fine." "Put the gun down." "Gun down." "Wait." "(SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "SEAL 1:" "Come on aboard." "Just relax." "Take my hand." "SEAL 2:" "Relax." "SEAL 1:" "We're almost there." "Relax." "We got you." "Come on." "Nice and easy." "Okay." "SEAL 3:" "Everything's gonna be okay." "(NAJEE SPEAKING IN SOMALI)" "Captain, it'll be over soon." "Hang tough." "Stay in the same seat you've been sitting in." "MAN 1:" "Two-two-four feet." "Stern seas." "MAN 2:" "Okay, the wind shouldn't be a factor." "Where do we need to be?" "She's at 235 meters." "Ninety-one's gonna be optimal." "Sir, one Somali is extracted." "RHIB is headed inbound." "Towline is attached." "TAO, let's initiate high-speed maneuver." "Aye, sir." "Halyburton, Boxer." "This is Bainbridge." "Commence high-speed maneuvers." "Over." "MAN 1:" "Bring him over here." "Here." "Okay, get it off of him." "Come up this way." "Up this way." "Hey, go right here." "O'BRIEN:" "I'm Chief O'Brien." "Let's get you taken care of inside." "MAN 2:" "Take him inside." "Get him looked at." "O'BRIEN:" "Can I see your hand?" "MUSE:" "No." "Where elders?" "We'll talk about that later." "We're going this way." "SEAL:" "Through this door." "Watch your head." "This way." "Let's go." "Stand over here." "MAN 1:" "One suspected pirate on board in the starboard hangar." "MAN 3: (OVER RADIO) Copy that." "Hold it." "Right there." "Where are the elders?" "The elders will be here soon." "Relax." "We're gonna take care of you." "(♪♪♪)" "Your captain knows what he's doing." "You're gonna get your money now." "What's going on?" "I can't see." "Give me the radio." "NAJEE: (IN ENGLISH) Too much light." "We no see." "We're going to initiate the tow." "I repeat, we are going to initiate the tow." "You need to tell your driver that he needs to stay in his seat and continue steering." "(GRUNTING)" "(♪♪♪)" "Alfa team is green at this time." "One green, two red." "Lifeboat's under tow." "We're at five knots." "Copy that." "We need three targets green." "NAJEE: (IN SOMALI) Keep it steady." "Keep it steady." "(IN ENGLISH) Hey." "Hey." "I'm just putting on the shirt like they said." "(SPEAKS IN SOMALI)" "(IN SOMALI) If he moves again, shoot him." "Sir, the pirates have just issued a threat." "SEAL COMMANDER:" "What's the translation?" ""If he moves again, shoot him."" "(♪♪♪)" "ELMI:" "It's getting rough." "Keep it straight." "TAO, aye." "High-speed maneuvers are creating big waves headed inbound on the lifeboat." "(GRUNTING)" "(IN ENGLISH) Slow down!" "You make waves!" "(IN SOMALI) What kind of games are they playing?" "ELMI:" "I can't hold it straight." "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "NAJEE:" "Be a man." "Just shut up and steer." "(IN ENGLISH) American ship, answer me." "U.S.A., answer me!" "Alfa's green." "Bravo and Charlie are red." "NAJEE:" "Too much waves!" "U.S. Navy." "Too much waves!" "Alabama lifeboat, this is negotiator." "We'll pull you into our wake." "If you ride in our wake, it'll be smoother." "Negotiator out." "(WHISPERING IN ENGLISH) Irish." "Irish." "What you doing?" "What you doing?" "(♪♪♪)" "Alfa team green." "One green, two red." "Give me a distance." "MAN:" "Two twenty." "Still 129 out." "BILAL:" "Stop writing, Irish." "If he sees you, he kill me and you both." "American ship." "Answer me." "U.S. Navy, answer!" "I speak to Muse!" "I want to speak with him!" "Alfa and Charlie teams green." "Bravo red." "Alabama lifeboat, this is the negotiator." "Your leader is in the helo hangar waiting for the elders." "Where are the elders?" "Where are elders?" "American ship, answer!" "Hey." "Hey!" "What is this?" "What is this you writing?" "Tell me!" "(GRUNTING)" "They've got something going on." "I think it's a fight." "ELMI: (IN ENGLISH) Stop!" "Stop!" "Pull up the audio." "TAO, give me Screen 3 on the left." "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "(IN SOMALI) Stop him." "Bilal, stop him." "(GROANS)" "Stop Irish!" "Stop Irish!" "(IN SOMALI) Bring the rope!" "MAN:" "Alfa and Charlie are red." "We are three red." "Alabama lifeboat, this is the negotiator." "If you harm the hostage, we do not have a deal." "Do you copy?" "NAJEE:" "Tie him!" "(ALL YELLING AND GRUNTING)" "Alabama lifeboat, if you harm the hostage, we do not have a deal." "Do you understand?" "(PIRATES SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(IN SOMALI) What are you doing?" "Captain Phillips, can you hear me?" "Captain Phillips, can you hear me?" "MAN:" "He's screaming, sir." "One fifty-five." "They're 64 meters out." "One fifty-five, check." "Speed up the tow." "(SHOUTING IN SOMALI)" "(SCREAMING)" "Shut up!" "Get a blindfold!" "Can you see this?" "Can you see it?" "Let's reacquire targets, weapons release on my command." "MAN:" "One thirty-five meters." "That's 44 out from optimal." "Alfa green." "Bravo and Charlie are still red." "Two red." "NAJEE:" "Blindfold him." "Kid, just put your hands up." "You're just a kid." "Put your weapons down and put your hands up." "Put your hands up!" "Is anybody hearing this?" "Tell my family I love them." "Andrea, I love you." "I love you, Ange." "Honey, I love you." "I love you, Danny." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I'm here and not there with you." "Can anybody hear this?" "I can't stand this anymore." "One thirty meters." "That's 39 out from optimal." "Two red." "No shot." "Still at two red." "I need sights on targets." "I need three targets green." "Don't kill him!" "The elders are coming." "We will get our money." "You are both idiots." "No one is coming." "(♪♪♪)" "Alfa green, Bravo green." "Two green, one red." "One twenty-one." "Thirty meters out." "PHILLIPS:" "I can't take any more." "I'm all done." "I'm all done." "That's it." "We will all die if you kill him." "Everything they told you was a lie!" "They will kill us all, and he is behind everything!" "One seventeen meters." "Two green, one red." "We do not have a shot." "MAN 1:" "I need eyes on." "MAN 2:" "Sir, they're gonna shoot him." "(GRUNTS)" "MAN 2:" "Gun drawn." "Gun drawn." "Stop the tow." "MAN 3:" "Roger." "Stop the tow." "Execute." "(GRUNTS)" "What was that?" "(GRUNTING)" "(PHILLIPS GASPING)" "(YELLING AND SOBBING)" "Oh, no!" "(SCREAMS)" "(PANTING)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "SEAL 1:" "We're gonna get you out of here and get you home." "MAN 1: (OVER RADIO) Take him down." "The hostage is safe." "SEAL 2:" "Get down." "SEAL 3:" "Put your head down." "MUSE:" "What?" "Good job, guys." "We got them." "MAN 2:" "Three Tangos down." "Captain Phillips is safe and en route." "Bainbridge, over." "MAN 3:" "Well done, everybody." "Right here." "Go to this guy right here." "Come with me, captain." "You just sit down." "Are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "(♪♪♪)" "SEAL 4:" "This way." "Watch your step." "SEAL 5:" "Step." "MAN:" "Careful, sir." "Welcome aboard." "These guys are gonna take you to medical, get you checked out." "SEAL 6:" "HM 1, he has impact injuries." "He's in shock." "Okay." "Are you able to walk okay, sir?" "Are you okay?" "What's your name?" "PHILLIPS:" "Um, Rich." "Rich Phillips." "We're gonna turn you over to the Department of Justice." "You're going to America to face trial." "You shoot my friends?" "Uh, Captain Phillips is free." "All of your friends are dead." "It's over." "You're going to America now." "You have been suspected of piracy." "I am now gonna read you your rights." "You have the right to remain silent and make no statement." "Any statement can be used against you in judicial proceedings." "Captain Phillips, please come in." "Have a seat." "Trauma shears." "I'm Chief O'Brien." "I'll be your corpsman today." "Can you please tell me what's going on?" "Can you talk?" "Can you tell me what's going on?" "Yeah." "Uh..." "Uh..." "I'm okay." "Are you okay?" "Because you don't look okay." "Are you in any pain right now?" "Are you in pain right now?" "Uh..." "Uh..." "Right there, on your side." "Okay." "Let me see it really quick." "Can you lift up your arm?" "Does that hurt?" "Little bit?" "(VOICE BREAKING) Little bit." "Is it tender?" "Go ahead and put your arm down." "I need you to look at me." "Calm down, and I need you to breathe." "Deep breaths." "There you go." "Very good." "Awesome." "Now I want you to relax your arm." "We're gonna put this on, get your heart rate and oxygen level, make sure you're breathing." "Okay." "I want you to keep doing that, okay?" "Gonna put this on your finger." "O'BRIEN:" "Can you tell me what happened to your head?" "MAN:" "Put it on your finger." "Uh..." "They, uh... (STAMMERING)" "O'BRIEN:" "It's okay, take your time." "There's a 2-centimeter laceration on the left eyebrow." "(SOBBING)" "It's okay." "It's all right." "Okay." "Okay." "I want you to look at me and breathe." "Understand?" "PHILLIPS: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah." "Okay, all right." "He's got a 4-centimeter gap." "Little laceration there on the left temple." "MAN:" "Got it." "O'BRIEN:" "Okay." "Very good." "All right." "You're doing great, okay?" "Did all this blood come from your eyebrow and your head?" "What?" "Did the blood come from your eyebrow and your head?" "All of this." "Well, no, not all of it." "O'BRIEN:" "Okay." "That's not mine." "O'BRIEN:" "Okay, all right, all right." "Look at me." "We're gonna lay you down." "Okay." "O'BRIEN:" "All right." "Yeah." "I want you to lay down nice and gently." "Nice and gently." "Aah." "You're okay." "I got you." "There you go." "Very good." "Unh." "Captain, you're safe now, okay?" "Thank you." "O'BRIEN:" "You're welcome." "You're okay." "(VOICE BREAKING) Thank you." "You're welcome." "Does my family know?" "Your family knows you're safe." "You'll be able to call them as soon as you are taken care of." "(♪♪♪)" "Sir, I need you to breathe, okay?" "You are safe and you are fine." "It's gonna be okay." "Everything's gonna be okay." "It's gonna be okay." "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)" "(♪♪♪)"

"Ooh, meaningful eye contact with Beau Brody." " God, he's so cute." " He is a God... but that was hardly meaningful." "It wasn't even a two-second hold." "Well, maybe he's just shy." "Ooh, what if he asks you to fall fling?" "Dawn, Beau Brody is the captain of the soccer team." "A guy that far from the food chain would never ask me." "I wear a penguin hat." "Okay, don't look, but he is looking over here again." "Okay, don't look!" "Ooh, what if Beau is asking Joey Donner... if he and Chastity want to double date with you and Beau?" "God, you two would make the cutest couple." "Hey, five-head." "That was my swimwear walk." "I don't think it works with jeans." " No, it does." " Thanks." "So, listen... you want to go to fall fling with my friend Beau over there?" " Why?" "Does he want to go with me?" " Yeah, but he wants me to ask you." "He says he gets shy around pretty girls." "Shut up." "He said that out loud?" "I told you." "I swear to God, sometimes I think I'm psychic." " Okay, bye." " Okay, bye." " No." "No way." " Please." "This is momentous." "This is a milestone moment in my young life." "My chance to finally have my first date, and not just any date... but a date to the most important dance of the fall with the cutest boy at school." "I thought you said Joey Donner was the cutest." "Who's not taken." "I've had a crush on Beau Brody all week long." "Ooh." "Have you picked out invitations?" "Kat, I'm begging you." "I think Beau and I could be soul mates... like you and Patrick Verona." "Wow." "You realize this isn't sweet valley high, right?" "You leave me no choice." " Patrick?" " Don't you dare." "Please take my sister to fall fling." "Excuse her." "She was dropped on her head as an infant." "Now she has these episodes." "Let's get you medicated." "Look, deep, deep down beneath my sister's crusty exoskeleton..." " she has a soft spot for you." " I'm going to kill you in your sleep." "I'm sorry, but I'm desperate." "My father is a freak who won't let me date until she does... so will you please take her to the dance?" "You can consider it a charitable contribution to the free Bianca Stratford foundation." "Okay, I'll do it." " What?" " What?" "I'll take her to that dance." "Even if you are serious, what makes you think I'd go?" "Don't ask questions." "Just say yes." "I am serious." "I'd like to see how you look in a dress." "I'll pick you up at 7:00." " We both have dates to the dance." " Sleep with one eye open." ":" "Timecodes - gius :" "I'm bummed." "Chastity and I aren't going to the dance 'cause she's getting her gums scraped." "Uh-huh." "So tell me more about Bianca." "Oh, she's really cool." "She's great at chemistry, and she's got this really great face." "It's- it's symmetrical but not too symmetrical 'cause that could get boring." "Right." "So she bought all that stuff about me being shy around pretty girls?" "Why wouldn't she buy it?" "It's true, right?" "Dude, I'm the David Beckham of Padua High." "I don't need to be shy, but girls dig it." "It's non-threatening." "Not cool, Beau." "Because of you, I lied to her." " Hey, man, I'm sorry" " She's a nice girl." "You better treat her right or-- or I'll treat you wrong." "Jeez." "Touchy, touchy." "Yeah, she can't be that sweet." "After all, she did sleep with Mr. Ross." "I plan on treating her right." "You're talking to Beau." "Ah, thanks for getting back to me." "Can I book a room for Saturday night?" "Two people." "No, no, no, no." "One bed." "I mean, what do you really know about this Beau guy?" "He's cute, and he has the best smile, and... if I tell you something, do you swear to never repeat it to anyone?" "Sure." "This is going to be my first date ever." " This is your first date?" " Shh." "Not so loud." "I don't want anybody to think I'm Amish." "But, Bianca, your first date should be special... with someone who cares about you and respects you." "How much more special can you get than to go with the super-hot captain..." " of the soccer team?" " But are- are his intentions honorable?" "We're going to a high school dance, not colonial Williamsburg." "I don't know." "I just have a bad feeling about him." "I know." "Why don't you cancel, and we can go together?" "Oh, you don't have a date." "Well, that's okay." "You can go with another friend-- Someone like, um, Benji!" "Hey." "Bye, Cameron." "It's not see-through." "That's good." "Three inches above the knee." "Denied." "But, daddy, this is the sixth dress you've rejected." "Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?" "It was my costume." "I was playing Helen Keller." "It was very flattering." "Even she could have seen that." "Hi, daddy." "Kat, I'll need to approve your outfit as well." " I'm going in this." " Approved." "You can't wear that to the dance." "Patrick said he wants to see you in a dress." " So I should give my date everything he wants." " Give your date nothing he wants." "Come with me." "I'll get you fixed up." " I don't need your help." " You're right." "What you need... is a team of professional stylists, but I'm what you got." "Patrick is going to love me." " Bianca, that dress is still too short!" " I'll slouch!" "Here we go." " Uh-uh." "This is scary." " Don't blink." "Trust me, this dress will not look good with an eye patch." "Why do women do this?" "Do men say, "Oh, gosh, you know, she'd be perfect... if only she had black crap all over her eyelashes"?" "I finally get to make you over, and you're sucking all the joy out of it." "Sorry." "Wow." "I've been tuning you out for so long..." "I never realized you're actually pretty." "Oh, my God, I look like a princess." "This is my first date, and I'm so excited, I think I might pee in my pants." "Please don't." "These shoes are open toe... and unlike you, I actually have realistic expectations." " These things are never fun." " How would you know?" "You've never been to one." "It's Patrick." "He's here." "Wait till he sees you looking like that." "He is going to die." "Not if I die first." " I should go save him from dad." " No, wait." "You have to wait for your descent." " What are you talking about?" " Your descent down the stairs." "There's one in every great movie, like she's all that, the classic film... about the pretty-ugly girl who becomes pretty." "Coincidence?" "I think not." "You realize you're not actually living in a teen movie, right?" "Be sure to go so slowly... it looks like you're moving in slow motion." "That will give him time to realize he's falling in love." "Seriously, read a newspaper." "Wait." "Take this lip gloss just in case he gets past your defenses." "This is the baby crowning." "Oh, this is what placenta looks like." "Here's the father cutting the cord." "Of course, that's only symbolic... because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life." "Got it." "Sex makes babies." "Are you done with your inquisition, dad?" "We have a stupid teen cliché to be at." "I was just showing your friend with the disturbingly deep voice... who looks much older than 17 what could happen if he's not careful... and by "careful," I don't mean, use a condom." "I mean, keep it in your pants." "Dad, I'll be home by curfew." "I'm so sorry." "His Tourette's is acting up." "Okay, he just really cares about you." "Plus it's funny how fast he turns red." "It is, isn't it?" "We taking my bike?" "Please tell me he's talking about his 10-speed." "We're taking my car." "Don't worry." "I have my stun gun." "Kat." " Seat belts?" " Yes." "* Don't you don't you wanna, wanna *" "* Don't you *" "* Don't you wanna see me flaunt what I've got *" "* Don't you don't you wanna, wanna *" "* Don't you *" "* Don't you wanna see me flaunt what I've got *" "* Baby *" "* Come a little closer *" "* Come and get to know me *" "* And what I've got *" "Cameron, he stood me up." "* Would you come and save me?" "*" "* Would you come and be with me *" "* And see what I've got *" "I didn't get to show off this dress." "I didn't get to slow dance." "I didn't get my first kiss." "Beau is such a jerk!" "He's king of the jerks." "He rules jerklandia." "Well, just because he ruined your date doesn't mean he should ruin your evening." "He also ruined my Monday, when I have to face everyone at school." "Bianca, this is crazy." "Let's go to the dance." "But this pity party's just getting started." "The deejay's going to spin some serious Kelly Clarkson." "Fine." "Your loss." "But if we don't go to the dance, you'll never get to see my sick moves." " You have sick moves?" " Are you kidding?" "I'm the conductor of the hot tamale train." "I'm sorry, Cameron, I just... don't think I could do it." "If we go to the dance... all they'll be talking about Monday is how beautiful you are." "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "* Turn it up and let loose *" "Wow." "And I thought school was bad in the daytime." "What do you think will happen first, a conga line or the electric slide?" "Pretty sure I feel the "Macarena" coming on." "No "Macarena"." "Darn." "Well, that's all right." "This is just as awkward." "I'd hardly call this dancing." "These kids are just dry-humping to music." "In that case, care to dance?" "No way." "Oh, I see." "You can't dance." " Oh, I can dance." " Yeah?" "Prove it." "* That you can care for someone so *" "* You hold on tight just to let go *" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'll try to let you lead." "Oh, this I got to see." "* Just let me be *" "* To walk alone on empty streets *" "Wow, I can almost forget I ate lunch here yesterday." " There will be other first dates." " You're right." "Thanks for being so sweet." "I love this song." "Do you want to dance?" "Thank God you're here." "I'm kind of on the fence about Eric." "Do you think eyeliner is sexy or just weird?" "Yeah, I think so, too." "Uh, so where's Beau?" " He stood me up." " Oh, my God, we hate him." " Tell me everything." " No, wait..." " Hey, string bean." " Hey, Benji." "* I found out that nothing could please *" "Wow." "I think this is the longest I've ever seen you quiet." "Ah, and there goes a nice moment." "All right!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" " Yeah, I can't do this." " Me either." "You want to get some punch?" " Did you really just say that?" " Yeah, I did." "Okay." "Time for my sick moves." "You ready?" "Oh-oh-oh, yeah." "This is called the roller coaster." "That is sick." "Or perhaps you prefer to dance with an Egyptian." "I'll be your Cleopatra." "*Hey I've got the frequency to turn you on *" " Why you got to be like that, baby?" " Don't call me baby." "I don't like it." "You are my baby, and I need babies to get strong." "Babies are smarter than me." "Want to make out?" "So, listen, I never thanked you for the other night... during the fire." "Yeah, that kiss was pretty good, right?" "No." "For rescuing my mom's records." "Maybe you weren't raised by wolves." " Was that almost a compliment?" " Almost." "* I've got the frequency to turn you on *" "Come on." "Let's get out of here." " And go where?" " Anywhere." "The beach." "That's exactly what this dress is missing" " Tenth." "I'll give you a piggyback ride." "Oh, don't be scared." "I'm not going to try and kiss you again... not even if you beg me." "Don't hold your breath." "Meet me downstairs." "I've got to take a leak." "Good to know." " By the way, I was right." " About what?" "About how good you'd look in a dress." "* I've got the frequency to turn you on, hey *" "* Something you done to keep it on, hey *" "* Hey *" "Step, step, step, cha!" "Step, step, step, cha!" "This is so cheesy and so much fun." "* If we could live in this moment *" "* Then you would know *" "* That every line I ever said was meant to grow *" "* I traded all of my chances *" "* And now I see *" " Up close, you're really tall." " Yup." " Up close, your hair smells nice." " Really?" "It's this new shampoo." "It has jojoba oil in it." "Oh, wow." "Cameron, thanks for making me come." "You... saved my night." "I'm always here for you." "* After all this time *" "* Now that I *" "* Have finally found me *" "Bianca, there you are." "I am so sorry." "* Now the sun is shin... *" "You'll never guess what happened." "Look, I know you're mad." "This is me annoyed." "You don't want to see me mad." "I would have been there at 7:00, but some stupid kids let the air out of all my tires." " You could have called." " I can't find my phone." " I've looked everywhere." " You couldn't find another phone?" "I didn't have her number, not like it's any of your business." "Don't you dare talk to him like that." "While you were out thinking up lame excuses, he was there for me." " That's my phone." " I think it's echoing off the walls." " It could be anywhere." " No, it's close." " Just..." " Cameron." "Dude, you stole my phone?" "Why would I do that?" "I already have a phone, Beau." "It must've fallen in there." "Wait here." "Cameron, what's going on?" "I overheard him talking in the locker room." "He was planning on taking you to a hotel room." "So you deflate his tires and steal his phone?" "Sounds a little crazy when you say it like that..." " but I did it to protect you, Bianca." " Protect me?" "You ruined my first date, and I can never have a first date again." "No, listen." "You can't trust him." "Can't trust him?" "I can't trust you." "I thought we were friends." " We are friends, but I have" " Just stay out of my life, Cameron." "Let's go." "Bianca!" "Whoa-ho!" "I'm so trashed, for a second I thought you were Patrick Verona." "It's me, Keith." "Nice try." "You wouldn't come to a dance... unless you're a narc." "Is this a bust?" "I'm not a narc." "I'm here on a date." "Do you mind?" "No, actually, I'm glad you're here." "I feel way less lame now." "You want some?" "It's medical." "I have early stage glaucoma." "I told you I smelled something illegal." "* It's getting much too easy to resist you *" "Whoo-hoo!" "Yeah!" "* And when you're gone, it's hard to listen *" "* All the tears I ever cried *" "* All the lies you'd love to try *" "* Everything's been said and done *" "* You're out again I hope you're having fun *" "* Baby *" "* 'Cause I ain't having none *" "* Not gonna be your plaything anymore *" " So, where do you want to go?" " I don't care." "Just drive." "I do have that hotel room." " Take me home." " Okay." " Are you up?" " Yeah." "I had the worst first date ever." "Boys are vicious, cruel creatures." "Remember that the next time you watch she's all that." " Why aren't you with Patrick?" " Who knows?" "You'd have to ask him." "I saw you guys dancing with my own two eyes unless I need glasses." "No, I could get sexy, smart ones like Tina Fey." " Are we seriously talking about eyewear?" " I'm sorry." "Not important." "Let's talk about Patrick." "What happened?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Got it." "I can tell you about my disaster of an evening." "I don't want you to talk either." "Fine." "You know, dad warns us every day about getting pregnant." "You're lucky." "He warns me twice a day." "Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you." "Amen, sister."

"That was supposed to be locked." "What are those?" "Lydia:" "Atomic numbers." "Kira." "I'm gonna take your picture." "Proof of our time here together." "(isaac screaming)" "Isaac!" "Isaac, open up!" "Boy:" "Yeah!" "(laughing)" "(wind howling)" "(shivering)" "(banging on door) allison:" "Isaac?" "(door opens) allison:" "Isaac!" "He's freezing." "Dad, he's like ice." "Argent:" "Isaac, look at me." "Isaac." "What's happening to him?" "Isaac, come on." "Isaac, listen." "You have to turn." "Look at me." "You need to trigger it." "Come on." "Turn!" "Turn!" "Turn!" "(growling)" "Did you see them?" "Who?" "They were five of them." "They wore black." "I couldn't..." "I couldn't see their faces." "They were covered." "What do you mean?" "Like masks?" "One of them..." "I could see his eyes." "They were greenish-yellow." "Like a..." "Like a firefly." "Security system wasn't triggered." "Allison:" "Then how did they get in?" "They didn't." "It was like they came out of the shadows." "Do you know what that means?" "Dad?" "Um..." "I'm not sure." "Listen, the two of you..." "I need you to keep this quiet for a few hours." "(sniffling) from everyone?" "Chris:" "Just 24 hours." "(whispering) they could've killed him, dad." "But they didn't." "And I think there's a reason why." "I think they might have been after me." "(music playing)" "So when did you get there?" "At the same time." "At the same time as who?" "At the same time as me." "By coincidence?" "What do you mean coincidence?" "That's what I'm asking you." "The two of you arrived at the same time." "Was that coincidence?" "Are you asking me?" "I think he's asking me." "I think he's asking the both of you." "Okay, let me answer the questions." "Let me ask the questions." "Just so I have this absolutely clear." "Barrow was hiding in the chemistry closet at the school." "Someone left him a coded message on the blackboard" "Telling him to kill kira." "Then barrow took kira to a power substation" "And tied her up with the intent of electrocuting her," "Which blacked out the entire town." "Sounds about right." "How did you know he'd take her to a power station?" "Well, 'cause he was an electrical engineer." "So where else would he take her?" "That's one hell of a deduction there, stiles." "Yeah, what can I say?" "I take after my pops." "He's in law enforcement." "(snorts)" "(coughing)" "Stiles, just, uh..." "Just answer the man." "We made a good guess." "What were the two of you doing?" "Eating pizza." "Eating sushi." "Eating sushi." "Eating pizza." "Both:" "Eating sushi and pizza." "You believe this?" "To be honest, I haven't believed a word stiles has said" "Since he learned how to speak." "But I think these kids found themselves" "In the right place at the right time" "And that girl sitting there is very lucky for it." "Kira, is that how you remember it?" "Yes." "Could I get my phone back now?" "Sorry, but no." "Kira, a deputy is going to take you home." "But we'll need you to fill out some paperwork first." "(beeps)" "Scott..." "I don't know why you guys are lying." "Or why stilinski is content to listen to this crap." "But try and remember something." "If half this story about barrow is true," "Then not only did someone help set him loose," "But he was a pawn in their little game." "A mass murderer is bad enough." "A mass murderer being controlled by someone?" "Far worse." "Yeah, I get it." "All right, go home." "It's a school night." "(sighing)" "(music playing)" "Class starts in five minutes." "Just because there's no power" "Don't expect there to be no school." "That was a triple negative." "Very impressive, coach." "Finstock:" "Copy that." "Oops!" "Hello." "Where did you come from?" "(door opening)" "No." "No." "Stop." "Stop." "What?" "I need to talk to her." "Someone left a coded message telling barrow to kill her." "Which is why I need to talk to her." "Scott, no way." "Until we figure out if she's just another psychotic monster" "That's going to start murdering everybody," "I vote against any and all interaction." "What if she's like me?" "That girl walked through 1.21 jigawatts of electricity." "She's not like you." "Danny:" "Don't you have portable generators or something?" "It's a black light party." "It's not like you need a ton of power..." "Okay." "Yeah, I get it." "(slams locker door)" "Black light party?" "More like canceled party." "The venue I booked" "Won't have power for at least another day." "You want help finding a new place?" "What's the point?" "Nothing in town's going to have power." "Thanks anyway." "You want to throw a Halloween party?" "What's next?" "You gonna join the yearbook club?" "Just trying to do something nice." "Why?" "Who cares?" "He does." "(scoffs)" "You don't get it, do you?" "Scott doesn't care about power." "He cares about people." "You want to be a wolf in his pack?" "Try being a human in high school." "Sweetheart, since this is my first class" "And I haven't taught in five years," "I just want to remind you of one thing." "Try not to embarrass me." "You should've thought about that before wearing those shoes." "Love you." "Love you, too." "Why's your mom teaching biology?" "Because mr." "Harris used to teach biology." "Until his new occupation..." "Human sacrifice." "What?" "I didn't kill him." "(scoffs)" "Lydia, what?" "The other night," "I helped save someone's life." "That felt really good." "And I look at you," "And all I can think is that you helped kill boyd." "You're not just a bad boy, aiden." "You're a bad guy." "And I don't want to be with the bad guys." "I think I know a place where you can have your party." "(music playing)" "I don't want to talk about it." "Okay." "Want to talk about the pre-cal test on Friday?" "The teacher takes all the equations right out of the book." "Do you have your phone?" "I'm going to show you something no one else has ever seen." "No one except for barrow." "Take a picture of me." "And use the flash." "Whoa." "Yeah." "What is it?" "I don't know." "It started showing up a couple of months ago." "It only happens with the flash on." "And I don't know how, but barrow knew about it." "He used my own phone to take pictures of me." "That's why you asked for it back." "If someone sees those pictures..." "We need to get your phone back." "All:" "Trick or treat!" "(growling)" "(all screaming)" "(snarling)" "(snarling)" "(music playing)" "Where did you say the guy was who lives here?" "He's out of town." "(engine revving)" "(low humming)" "Oh, yeah." "Okay, this one will get you into all of the perimeter doors," "This one into the evidence room," "And this one's for my father's office." "You didn't steal these, did you?" "No." "I cloned them using the rfid emulator." "Is that worse than stealing?" "It's smarter." "Scott, can I ask you something?" "You didn't tell him anything, did you?" "About the pictures?" "Oh, no, I just said that you have some pictures of you on your phone" "That you didn't want anyone to see." "What kind of pictures?" "Naked pictures." "Oh." "Good idea." "Okay, cool." "Okay." "Okay." "So, now almost everybody's out dealing with the blackout." "But there's always somebody at the front desk." "There's dispatch and usually a night shifter or two." "You guys are gonna use the service door entrance by the dumpster." "All right?" "Nobody uses it." "Now, I'll text you if anyone comes out." "My dad's under investigation for an impeachment" "Because of your dad, so, if anything happens" "I will run and leave you both for dead." "Got it." "Thanks." "Seriously, dude." "I'd ask my dad, but you know..." "No, I know." "I get it." "All right, just, uh, hurry up." "(beeping)" "(door beeping)" "(footsteps approaching)" "(indistinct radio chatter)" "(sighs)" "Kira." "It's dead." "(sighs)" "We have to take it." "No, they'll know it's gone." "How do we charge it if the power's out?" "See if you can find a charger cable." "Awesome." "Who's that?" "Me." "Me and my dad." "(phone beeps)" "Come on, come on..." "(vehicle approaching)" "Ah, hell." "Come on." "Come on..." "Come on, scott." "Okay, I'm so going to regret this." "Aw!" "Hey, hey." "Wow!" "Thank god you are here." "Oh, boy!" "Thank the lord." "(laughs nervously)" "Rafael:" "What do you want, stiles?" "Oh, jeez!" "(stammering) I was just..." "I was thinking on the case." "I was thinking I should clue you in on my thinking." "Here's my thinking." "I was thinking this..." "I was thinking that barrow, right..." "Barrow received the information" "About who to kill at the school, right, you know that?" "So I was thinking maybe the person who" "Gave him that information," "Check this out," "Might actually be someone" "At the school." "And that's, uh, my thinking." "Hmm." "(beeps) kira:" "It's on." "It's on." "Rafael:" "You're right." "Stiles:" "I am?" "Yep." "We, uh..." "We started looking for links" "Between barrow, faculty and students last night." "So you already, then, know that stuff?" "Hmm." "You already thought of that." "Your dad did." "Oh." "His one useful suggestion." "You know, this attitude that you have toward my dad?" "You can dress it up to all" "The professional disapproval that you want." "But I know the real reason why you don't like him." "(chuckles softly) is that so?" "Yeah." "Because he knows something that you don't want him to know." "And guess what." "(low) I know it, too." "Go home, stiles." "There's a..." "There's a curfew." "(clears throat)" "(door opens)" "We did it." "All the pics deleted." "That was awesome!" "I mean, terrifying." "Completely terrifying..." "But kind of awesome." "I've never done anything like that before." "Have you?" "Yeah, once or twice." "Hmm." "So, I guess I should take you home." "Hey, you don't want to go to a party, would you?" "(all cheering)" "(music playing)" "Derek can never know about this." "You happy?" "Very." "Good." "Now it's time to be happy." "This one needs to get painted up." "Face or body?" "Uh..." "Body." "Bartender:" "I need ice!" "I got it." "(snarling)" "All done." "Nice." "(snarling)" "(slams ice bag)" "(snarling)" "(music playing)" "It just showed up there on my key ring this morning." "But he said he didn't know anything about it." "Scott:" "It's just a key, right?" "Yeah, but it's not mine." "And I don't know how it got there or what it's for." "You want to leave so we can figure it out?" "Uh..." "Happy Halloween!" "It can wait." "It can wait." "Thanks." "What?" "Thanks!" "For what?" "For everything." "Hey!" "Hey!" "I kissed you." "Yeah, you kind of did." "What's your name?" "I'm caitlin." "Caitlin..." "Oh, my god." "You're caitlin." "I know!" "I just told you that." "No, I know..." "I just..." "I mean, uh..." "You and your girlfriend." "She's..." "She died." "Yeah!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah!" "I'm really drunk." "Okay." "Do you want to dance?" "Yeah!" "(growling)" "Not as good as the real ones." "Or as lethal." "Okay, sure." "I deserve that." "I deserve basically everything you say about me." "But, you know, I was pretty instrumental setting this up." "All this?" "If I wanted to go to a rave," "I'd get in a time machine and go back to the '90s." "(growling)" "Did you see scott?" "Yep." "You tell him what happened?" "No." "We still have a couple hours, remember?" "We promised my dad." "You promised your dad." "I promised him in order to protect him." "You did." "I didn't." "Is protecting my father such a bad thing?" "I don't like keeping secrets from scott." "No, you don't," "You just like to stand there awkwardly" "Waiting for someone to notice us..." "Whatever we are..." "And then you like to make things" "Incredibly uncomfortable." "And what's that supposed to mean?" "(laughs) what do you think it means?" "I think it means you're probably mad." "I'm not mad." "No?" "No." "Okay." "(sighs) I'm frustrated." "Sexually?" "(both laughing)" "Mind if I borrow this?" "Do you want to talk about scott" "Or do you want to paint my body?" "I want to paint your body." "Oh!" "Finally." "Awkwardly." "Predictably." "(snarling)" "(breathing heavily)" "(distorted) scott..." "Scott!" "(snarling)" "(panting)" "(snarling)" "(screaming)" "(snarling)" "(music playing)" "Ethan?" "Aiden." "Where's ethan?" "I'm looking for him too." "I haven't seen him in like half an hour." "Is something wrong?" "Aiden?" "Aiden?" "You have a bottle opener?" "Yes." "Your key has phosphors on it." "Look." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Uh, I thought you liked girls." "I do like girls." "Do you?" "Absolutely." "Great." "So you also like boys?" "Absolutely." "Do you?" "Mmm." "I am sorry." "What are phosphors?" "Oh, they're any substance that luminesces." "It's in your teeth and your fingernails." "Laundry detergent." "It's also in this." "Reacts to the uv light, that's why it glows." "How would I get phosphors on my key?" "Have you been handling chemicals?" "No, I don't think I..." "I'm sorry." "I'm really, totally sorry." "I just thought of something and I have to go." "Really, I want it." "I want to stay." "I would just stay all night..." "I swear..." "But I really have to go and I don't want to offend you." "Okay." "Sorry." "I just..." "Okay?" "Okay." "Here." "You could drink that." "Drink that whole thing." "Whole thing, okay?" "Excuse me." "Bye!" "You got some paint on you." "(chuckles)" "Still there." "Oh..." "Ah, let me." "(laughing) oh, my god!" "I can't believe you just mommed me." "I did not mom you." "You totally mommed me." "(laughs softly)" "Okay, I might have slightly mommed you." "(both laughing)" "How are you so okay with all of this?" "I showed you a picture" "That would send anybody else running the other way." "It didn't look that bad to me." "I look like a demon from hell." "I guess I saw something different." "What did you see?" "It kind of looks like it's, uh, protecting you." "Kind of like armor." "And it doesn't look like a demon to me." "What do you think it looks like?" "It looks like a fox." "(music playing)" "What?" "What's wrong?" "There's something on your head." "Behind your ear." "Turn to the mirror." "Turn to the mirror." "You see that?" "What is that?" "Looks like a number five." "(man groaning distantly)" "Did you hear that?" "Aiden, over here!" "Lydia?" "Lydia?" "Aiden:" "Lydia?" "What happened?" "What happened to her?" "I don't know, but she's freezing." "She's practically hypothermic." "We gotta get her inside." "Help me." "Danny:" "Over here." "There's a heating vent." "(shivering)" "I'll try to find a blanket." "What are you doing?" "It'll trigger the healing." "(bone snapping)" "(growling)" "(gasping) lydia?" "They came out of the dark." "Allison:" "It's the same." "Exactly the same." "(growling)" "Derek?" "(music playing)" "Bro, sorry, the bloody beetroot doesn't take requests." "Bro, seriously." "I said the dj doesn't take..." "He'll take mine." "(groaning)" "(music stops)" "(voice thundering) get out!" "(all clamoring)" "Get her out of here." "Find scott." "Guys, they're all looking at me." "Why are they all looking at me?" "Guys?" "(all snarling)" "(growling)" "(neck snaps)" "(bone crunching)" "(groans)" "(growling)" "Allison:" "Somebody do something!" "(growling)" "(growling)" "What the hell were those things?" "Your dad's 24 hours are up." "(music playing)" "(door opening)" "(groaning softly)" "(cellphone ringing)" "(breathing heavily)" "(groans)" "Rafael:" "Barrow was hiding in the chemistry closet at the school." "Someone left him a coded message on the blackboard" "Telling him to kill kira."

"5x07" " Goota Look up to Get Down" "Subtitles:" "sub-way.fr" " I feel small." "You feel small, E?" " Shut up, Turtle." "There's no need to be shy." "They're just models." "I'm not." "I can't wait till I get to fuck a girl while she rests her tits on my forehead." "Like you could ever get a model." " What, like you could?" " Like either of you could." " E did." "Perfect 10 model, remember?" " Thank you." "Come on, bro." "She was a west coast model." "That don't count." "Why?" "What's the difference?" "That's like asking what's the difference between Central Park and Park La Brea." "When have you been to Central Park?" "I don't brag to you guys about all my conquests." "Usually you just lie about them." "I've never even heard him lie about a model." "Whatever." "Tonight I'm gonna fuck something so tall her scuff marks will be on my ceiling for proof." "These accessories are not the best look for you." "Why you so mean?" "Come on, I need a little support." "I'm feeling insecure." "Don't, because while Hollywood doesn't appreciate this gorgeous face, the fashion world does." "Now are you excited?" "I don't know." "I'm an actor, not a model." "Dolce Gabbana's gonna pay you 1 M$ for a one-day photo shoot in Italy." "You'll act like a fucking model, okay?" "He will." "And he's excited." " Good." " Hey, Shauna." "Come on, I want to introduce you to the man who made this all happen." "We'll be over here scoping out the terrain." "Good luck, Johnny." "How you doing, baby?" "Fucking Euro." " Fredrick, how are you?" " Hello, you sexy thing." " How are you?" " How you doing?" "Good." "You have a very sexy publicist, you know that?" "I know." "Fredrick Lyne." "Call me Freddy." "Freddy's the marketing genius who put Madonna and Halle Berry in the Versace campaigns when he was over there." "I put people together with things." "And you, sunshine," " I could put together with anything." " Fabulous." "Now Annie Leibovitz is shooting it." "You met her?" "Lovely girl." "Not quick, but she's very very good." "We're shooting at Mick Jagger's estate, which is unbelievable." "Sounds great." "Natasha!" "I want you to meet your co-star, 'cause she is something else." "Sorry." "Guys, this ravishing creature here is Natasha Ladianova." "She is fast becoming the hottest model on the entire planet bar none." "Think you can see why." "Natasha, Vincent Chase." " Hey." " Hi." " Eric murphy." "How are you?" " Nice to meet you." "They look fantastic together." "You've got an amazing eye." "Yeah, great." "Listen, I've got to drag you off to meet some magazine people." "Yeah, certainly, bye." "I'll see you later at the fitting, yes?" "Nice to meet you guys." "You fucked that girl, didn't you?" "But you know her." "I hate myself for the fact that even today I still don't like you." "I mean, I want to." "I do." "Baby, I'm" "I am so sorry." "Yeah, it's a shame." "He was having a good run." "I was on the golf course with him when it happened." "You know, he promised Vincent Chase Smokejumpers." "We should keep that good run going by honoring that promise." "I'll speak to you after we've paid our respects." "Of course." "Of course." "Listen, just excuse me for one second, baby." "No business, Ari." "Respect." "Respect means keeping business alive even when you're dead." "Remember that." "What do you say we bring Vince back to the studio to pay tribute to Alan?" "I sell airplane engines." "The studio accounts for 5% of our business." "I can't focus on who's doing what in what movie." " His replacement will have to do that." " Who you thinking about?" "I'm thinking about you." "Really?" "I thought about you when I fist hired Alan, but you were still a bit green." " A lot has changed since then." " It certainly has." "You've made me an even richer man by bringing me three tentpoles in three years." "Maybe it's time I returned the favor." "Ready to move from the ground floor to the penthouse?" " You saw the connection." " I think everyone did." "I only saw Drama strike out with every model in the place." "Shut it." "These things take time." "Vince had an 11-hour flight to secure that chemistry." "L.A. to london." "I don't even remember why I was going," " but I definitely remember Natasha." " 11 hours?" " Why didn't you just mile-high it?" " We were both in a relationship." " How do you know she's not now?" " I can tell." "Ready for round two, Drama?" "Funny." "But the odds are in my favor here." "How do you figure?" "It's a fitting." "They're already naked and vulnerable." "Just try not to get arrested." "At least in jail he can probably get some." "Whatever." "Watch and learn." "Incoming." "Hi there." "I hear you joined the Dolce Gabbana campaign." "Yes, I'm very excited." "I recognize you." "You were on the cover of Vogue last month." " Cosmo." " Right." "A very nice spread, if I may say." "Thank you." "I recognize you too." " Oh yeah?" " You were on The View." "You had a meltdown." "Not very nice, if I may say." "It's not his finest hour." "Do I know you?" "I'm Eric." " I'm Raina." " Nice to meet you." "Good things come in small packages." "Nice to meet you, Vince." "And you, Eric." "What the hell was that?" "I don't know." "I think she thinks you're cute." "Cute like a little compact bundle of joy." "More like you're so little and cute she wants to strap something on and stuff you like a turkey." "Can I get you over here to get started?" "Sure." "I'll be right back." "Thank you." " So is Natasha here yet?" " You mean Helena?" "Hi." " Nice to meet you." " Hi, how are you?" "Vincent Chase, there he is." " The man, the legend." " So what do you think?" "Let's have a look at you." " Very very nice." "Turn around." " Thank you." "Absolutely terrible in the ass." "Do something about that, please." "So, Freddy, is Natasha not coming?" "This is Helena, her replacement." "Did you meet?" " Replacement?" "What happened?" " I don't know." "She's a model, you know?" "Probably had her period, thought she got stabbed." "All right, come on." "Let's get the pants on." "How would you like to be fucking a studio head, baby?" " Ron Meyers is pretty handsome." " Seriously, what do you think?" "I think I've never seen anyone so giddy after a funeral." "This is the kind of offer you dream about getting your whole life." " So you're gonna take it?" " I don't know." " Your clients will be pretty upset." " Give me a break, honey." "Look, there's probably maybe two clients that I really care about." "Vinnie is one of them." "And if I take the job" "I can put him in this movie that he wants." "Dana gordon, you're on speakerphone and my wife's in the car." " So how was the funeral?" " It was fun." "So you spoke to John?" "Spoke to John about what?" "I was at that place for a decade." "I know all about it." " What do you want?" " I want to be under you." "Dana, I told you my wife's in the car." "Very funny." "I want to be your number two." "I know everyone there." "I helped build that place." "And if it weren't for Alan being such a woman-hating piece of shit," " I'd still be helping." " Understood." "Listen, let's see" " how it plays out." " Just asking for consideration." " I'll get back to you." " Bye." ""I'm on speaker with my wife in the car"?" " It's common courtesy." " What were you afraid she's gonna say?" " Nothing." " Who is she?" "Nobody." "She's a studio exec." "A good one." "She'd make a great number two." "Did you fuck her?" "Maybe she wouldn't." "Who gives a shit why some model quit?" "They're like cockroaches, stamp one out and 50 lookalikes show up." "I want a number, not a lecture." "I can't get it and her agency wants to know who it's for because apparently 50 actors a week call trying to bang her." "Great." "What's the big deal?" "You really like this one?" "I'm just curious to know what happened." "Christy, where are all the models staying?" " At the W" " The W Vince." "G there if it's really eating you, but go cautiously because if she really did quit over you, showing up could be really creepy." "Thanks." "You don't think she quit 'cause of me, do you?" " No way." " Maybe." "It's possible." "How was the funeral?" "It was delightful." "Are you kidding?" "Alan has not looked that good in years." "That's very macabre." " What's been going on here?" " Jeffrey Tambor stopped by." " Oh god, is he gone?" " Yes, but he said he'll be back." " Excellent." "What else?" " Barbara's been looking for you." "Don't tell her I'm back." " I won't say a word." " Babs, what's the haps?" "Sussman and Levinson want some face time with you." "They're your clients." "They're coming in for a meeting." "Do they have your support?" "They're reality tv writers, so they don't have my support." "They made $4 million last year." "Understood, but they're your clients." " They want to branch out." " To what, the circus?" "Features." "Oh come on." "I met those freaks." "If it wasn't for losers eating bull cock tempura, they'd be lucky to produce a decent infomercial." "They're coming in after lunch." "Do you have a minute to say hello?" " Tell her I'm busy." " He's got a lot on his plate." " I'll bring them by." " Come with a gun." "What's this?" "It came this morning with that box and that note." " Do you want me to read it?" " I want you to get out." "Close the door." ""THERE'S A BRIGHTER FUTURE WAITING"" "Jesus!" " What've you got there?" " I asked you to get the fuck out." "Yes, but John Ellis is on the phone." "I figured you'd want it." "Put him through." "Like the new watch, Ari gold." "And your little plane." "I love the watch." "That's an Audemars Piguet" "Possibly the finest timepiece known to man." "What can I say?" "I'm a fan." "Fan enough to come to Geneva to watch me try to buy the company?" "Are you serious?" "I never fuck around when I'm talking about a billion-dollar deal." "Bring your wife." "I'll show you Switzerland on a Wednesday." "I'll also show you what could be." "Well, you know, I got a lot of things going on here." "No pressure." "It's not how I do it." "I've got a Gulfstream leaving out of Van Nuys at 7:00." "If you're on it, good." "If not, I'll talk to you when I'm back." "Enjoy the day." "Are you hiding something from me?" "Only my cock and my asshole." " How you doing, honey?" " Which one of us are you calling honey?" "Whichever one of you is interested." "That would be neither of us." "These models must all be cycling together" " 'cause they got bad attitudes." " You got bad game." " Yours is pretty good today too." " I've given up playing." "Now, I'm just hoping an insecure civilian walks by that I can fuck." " That's just sad." " Room 813." "We'll wait down here." " Don't do anything we wouldn't do." " I won't." "And don't forget to tell her no one likes a quitter, bro." "Okay, Johnny." "No one likes a quitter?" "I need a drink." " I got this one." " Big shot." " Hey, you." " Hey." "Strange seeing you here." "You're not following me, are you?" "Actually, no." "Vince is meeting with one of your co-workers." "And who are you meeting with?" " I'm not meeting with anyone." " Yes you are." "Me." "You boys mind if I kidnap him?" "You have any friends that might want to hold us hostage?" " Where are you taking me?" " Don't fight me." "If you do I will sweep you off your feet and carry you to my room." "Am I not the one on the network fucking tv show?" "I'm vivica." "Come on in." "Thank you." "Is Natasha here?" "No, she left." "Really?" "Where'd she go?" "She had to go to Majorca, I think." "Or maybe Hawaii." "At least they're both hot." "Yeah, I think she was more excited about going to Italy with you." "And if she wasn't so worried about her career she would have told Fredrick to go fuck himself." "Really?" "What happened?" " He told me she quit." " Of course he did." "He's a fucking liar and he's obsessed with her." "He saw you two vibing at the party so he moved her to the lookbook shoot and shipped her off." "Are you serious?" "Listen, don't tell him this because I still want to work for him," " but Fredrick's a psycho." " Yeah, sounds like it." "Do you have her number?" "Sorry, I don't." "How about I leave you mine in case you see her?" "Sure, go ahead." "You know, you should stick around." "I was about to puff a J, take a bath." "You could join." "Sounds tempting-- Very tempting." "But I don't think that's such a good idea." "Okay, but I was just testing you anyway." "I'm gonna tell Natasha that you're a good guy." "Thank you." "Nice room." "Big stars get the biggest rooms." "No offense to the little people," " present company excluded of course." " That's funny." "Humor is one of many talents." "Would you like to see some of my others?" "You coming?" "In there?" "I heard you're a very successful talent manager." " Yeah, I've been getting into the" " I would like to show you my reel." "No problem." "Good." "Very natural, no?" " Busy day." " Hey, Jeff." "I tried to stop him but he could see you" " Like you could stop me anyway." " Very true, Jeffrey." "What's going on?" "I called you this morning." " You call me every morning." " But you did not call me back." "But I always call you back, okay?" "Did you think maybe that I had something else going on?" "What did you have going on?" "Alan Gray died." "Yeah, so what?" "I hated that prick." " I know you did." " You know, that man had the audacity to tell me that he was gonna put me in the Branagh film?" " Yeah, I know." " I'm not in that." "I know." "I know." "Who's the new guy gonna be?" " Hope he likes me." " How could he not?" " What are you doing for lunch?" " Let me" " Jeff." "How come you don't do another tv show?" "I don't want to do any more tv." "That's satan's work." " But you're bored out of your mind." " Well get me a fucking job." "Every day I get an offer for you and you don't want to do anything." " I wanted to do that Pitt film." " You wanted his role." "You're a dick." "Listen to me." " You listening?" " Yes." "I brought the breakdowns." "I just want to go through everything that they're getting ready to shoot and I want to see what you think I'm right for." "Now look at this, Good Goodbye." "How bad can that be?" "Can we?" "Big Deal Jimmy." "What the fuck is wrong with Big Deal Jimmy?" "I could be in that." "Laugh Laugh Daddy." "There has to be a father's role in there." "Come on, you can fuck whoever you want." "Just do it after this campaign." "I can't work a job knowing that a girl got fired because of me." "You're gonna make $1 million for looking pretty." "$1 million that you and those morons standing behind you desperately need." "So please, don't fuck this up." " Shauna, give me the address." " What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna talk to him." "Don't worry, I'll be on my best behavior." "Fine." "670 south main, penthouse." "Thank you, as always." "Well, that was quick." "Either he couldn't close or the sheer physics of the act was too overwhelming." "Actually, I've been trying to figure out how it would line up." "So I was right?" "She was into you?" "No, you weren't right." "She's an actress, thought I could help manage her." " Thank God." " You're happy about that?" "If I can't fuck a model today, nobody should." "You're a real team player." " So can she act?" " No." " No model can." " And she's a bitch." "She leans over me to talk to me." "She's taller than you." "You're taller than me too." "You don't lean over me." "Sorry." " Poor E." " Woe is E." " How did it go with Natasha?" " It's still going." "No, hold it." "You wait a minute." "So what I'm hearing from my own agent is that you don't think I have the acting chops to play Marcel Proust?" "What I'm saying is I don't think that an audience is gonna buy you as a gay frenchman." "You know I speak French?" "I meant it as a compliment." " It didn't feel like one." " Excuse me, Jeffrey Tambor." "Apology not accepted." "Ari, listen to me." "Take a breath." "Please, Lloyd, tell me that someone hit my dog with a car and I have to get out of here." "Your wife is on the phone and wants to know why you sent over a set of Louis Vuitton luggage and quite frankly so do I." " He'll call back." " Hold on, Jeffrey, just" " Sorry to interrupt." "Hello, Jeffrey." " Barbara." "You know what?" "I'll call her back." " I got a really important meeting." " How long do you need him?" " Not long." " Long." " I'll wait." "Hey, take notes." " Just say hello quickly." "Just say hello quickly." "There's the man." "We know your time is precious." "Not for talented people like you." "I hear you want to make the jump into features." "We want to write something for Peter Jackson." "He usually writes his own stuff." "We have a take on The Hobbit." "We want to make him a giant." "I'm kidding." " Seriously, we have a take." " He wrote all three Lord of the Rings." "So I think he's gonna want to write that." "Maybe, maybe not." "Okay." "Well, do you have a sample?" "We do." " It's The Hobbit." " We did it on spec." " We don't want to just send it to him." " We want to present it face to face." " He's in New Zealand." " We have a plane." "We just got it." "You can come." "I have to go to the bathroom." "Can we just give you the quick pitch?" "It's very short." " I have to go to the bathroom." " Ari, sit." " Ari, stay." " The whole thing's a metaphor." "I speak French." " Where are you going?" " To the bathroom." " Bathroom's the other way." " Honey, listen." "Pack those bags." "We're going to Geneva tonight." " Vive la France!" " Geneva?" "What is gog on?" "What should I tell Jeffrey?" "I don't give a fuck." "Vinnie, I think it's really sweet how concerned you are about the campaign, but it doesn't matter who the model is." "She's decoration." "You're the money." "You're the brand." "Want a drink?" "Yeah, I just thought we had really great chemistry." "I'm not sure I really felt it with this other girl." "Let's dump her." "Know what I mean?" "You can choose whoever you want." "I'll get you a book." "I think your instincts were right the first time." " We should go with Natasha." " What are we gonna do?" "She quit." "Really?" "Did she?" "Why, what did she tell you?" "All right, fuck it." "I fired her." "She lied to me." "She never told me when I booked her that she knew you." "We don't really know each other." "We shared a plane ride together." "So why do you give a fuck?" " It's a principle thing." " What principle?" "I'm paying you a fortune to do the photo shoot." "Don't blow this between you and me." "I've got big plans for you." "Freddy, I am a professional." "This don't seem too professional to me." "And firing a girl because she doesn't want you is?" "Because she doesn't want me?" "Is that what you think?" "Do you think she does?" "Of course she wants me." "They all want me." "Look at me." "I don't want her." "No?" "Then what do you want?" "I want you, you beautiful boy." "Look, I didn't know you had a history." "No, I'll compete with all the other anorexic empty spaces, but I can't compete with history." "Freddy, there's no competition." "I'm not gay." "I'm not even bi." "I'm just a straight man that likes sucking cock." "No one's gonna know." "Well" "I guess I'm just not cut out for the fashion world." "Forget it." "That whole world is deviants, bro." "The dudes bang each other while the chicks watch." "The chicks bang each other while more chicks watch." "And yet nobody would let you watch anything." "Pick on me all you want, but you never and shall forever never get what I've had." "Herpes?" "My dick is clean, tiny man." "Hold on, hold on." "I'm getting a call." "Chill out." "I got your message." "I wanted to say I'm sorry about the campaign." "That shit happens all the time." "Are you gonna be okay without me?" "It's funny you should ask." " I couldn't face it alone so I quit." " Really?" "If you have some free time why don't you join me to Hawaii for my shoot?" "We've plenty of space on the plane." "You got room for four?" "For sure." "And maybe bring your manager." " I have a special request for him." " Great." "So Van Nuys airport tonight." "I'll text you." " See you there." " What's up?" "Models models and more models." " I don't follow." " Oh, but you will." "You will." "Why have I never heard Dana's name before?" "Because it was 1990 and you were dating Jack Wagner." "I don't think I could live with having someone work for you that you had sex with." "Could you live with that?" " Is Vince coming with us?" " What?" "Jesus Christ, what the fuck is he doing here?" " Look at this power couple." " Hey, there he is." "Good to see you, sir." "How are you?" " Hello, John." " You look beautiful." "Thank you for the lovely vacation." "Kate, hi." " Shall we?" " Yes, we shall." " Can you just give me one quick second?" " Sure." " Small world?" " What are you doing here?" " Listen, we are taking a little trip." " Yeah, us too." "I can see that you're saving money by flying private again." "Not our dime." "It's theirs." "Nice dime." " Where are you headed?" " To Geneva." "That's Alan's boss right there." "You're going to Geneva for me?" " Something wrong?" " Yeah, listen, Vinnie." "You're the only one in this town that I'm telling this to." "I'm in a position to get you any job that we want for the rest of your career." "How so?" "They're offering me Alan's position." "They want me to run the studio." "It just came out of the blue." "What do you think?" "I just-- I mean I" "I think I'd like us to finish what we started together, but I think you gotta do what you gotta do, right?" "What are you thinking?" "I'm thinking..." "I don't know." "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "I'll tell you that much." " Have a good trip." " You too." "All right." "What's up?" "They just offered Ari the studio head position." "Is he gonna take it?" "What's up, bro?" "I figure we could just pick up where we left off." "There are more girls coming, right?" " Don't worry." "Any second." " They better be good looking." "You're so lucky." "I get so claustrophobic and cramped on these flights." " Will you stop it, Raina?" " What?" "Because I'm not that small, that's why." "Did I hurt your feelings?" "I'm just teasing you." "It's not a very smart way to get a manager." "I want a manager." "But I need a spinner." "Did she just call him a spinner?" "Hello, ladies." "Hey, now we're talking." "Hey, how are you?" "Who needs a drink?" "Drinks?" "So who's ready for five hours of captivity?" "Drinks all around?" "Are you all right, Vince?" "How could I be better?"

"The home cooks faced a gruesome mystery box challenge..." "There are children who will not sleep tonight." "...and season three winner Christine Ha returned with an unseen twist." "You're going to be cooking this challenge without sight." "Oh, my god." "Joe and Krissi went head to head." "If you wanna talk behind my back, have the balls to say it up here in front of me." "I said I knew it." "But ultimately..." "You didn't believe in what you were doing." "...it was Beth that said good-bye to the MasterChef kitchen." "Now..." "Wedding bells are ringing..." "If you screw up their food, you screw up their wedding day." "...with a team challenge that has the contestants catering a reception on this couple's big day." "I cannot believe they're trusting us." "You guys, come on, move." "But the honeymoon quickly ends..." "Lynn, you're wiping your forehead again and you're wiping the plates." "Oh, my god." " Sending the losing team..." " The winner was into a nerve-racking pressure test, where one more home cook will be sent packing." "Your time is done." "Welcome back, everyone." "Allow me to introduce you all to two very amazing special people." "Please welcome Anya and Aaron." "This flavor scientist and his foodie fiancee have invited MasterChef to be part of the most important day of their lives." "You should know who these guys are... because you're attending their wedding tomorrow." "And surprise... you will be cooking the food at the reception." "Wow." "I cannot believe they're trusting us to cook for their wedding." "You don't do this stuff." "This is an important gig." "Why the [bleep] are they trusting us?" "But the Bride has a few food rules for the home cooks." "Looks like the wedding vows." "No, it's, um... the vows are much shorter than this." " Wow. that is your list?" " This is the list." "these are my dislikes..." "No peanuts, no beets, no radishes, no celery root, no fennel." "Anybody that comes with a little list like that," ""no this, no that," I'm like," ""oh, boy, here we go."" "No Indian food." "This is not the day to teach me that I will suddenly like Indian food." "That bride, I think she's gonna hate everything we do." "No bell peppers of any kind." "No dill." "No cilantro." "No olives." "I guess we're gonna be making lettuce wraps and water for this wedding." "The good news is:" "the teams will be getting a little bit of help tomorrow." "I have organized a incredible chef to come in and cook a stunning appetizer." "Tomorrow, your wedding is gonna be graced by..." "Graham Elliot." "Now, I always think weddings should end on a high." "So I reached out and got hold of an extraordinary chef to cook your dessert." "And that chef is me." "Graham and I are gonna be taking care of two courses and our phenomenal home cooks, the best 12 across america, will be in charge of the entree." "I'm a little nervous about this one." "It's the biggest day of your life." "You'll never forget it." "And they're foodies, so this gonna be one of the most important parts of their night." "You've got your work cut out." "All right, let's go." "Are you wearing it up or down?" "Down. there are very few things that Aaron tells me, and I was told my hair will be down and curly." "I love your hair down." "So he gets it." "He can have it." "Got to give him something." "That's all he gets." "Welcome, everybody." "As you all know, today we are responsible for cooking the food for Anya and Aaron's wedding." "This is the most important day in Anya and Aaron's life." "If you screw up their food, basically, you screw up their wedding day." "You'll be serving over 100 guests." "Most eat everything, but there are 15 vegetarians." "Make sure that there is something delicious to eat for every single guest." "You ready to pick the teams?" "Natasha and James, you had the best dishes in the last elimination, so you two are the team captains." "Natasha, you got the red team." "James, you got the blue team." "James, you have the first pick." "This is a very special day for these two, so whatever we put out has to not only taste great but be visually gorgeous as well." "And I think the person who has the biggest edge of everyone in that will be Lynn." "Wow." "It's an honor to be first pick, but it also exponentially puts the weight on my shoulders every time I'm picked first." "Nice." "Natasha?" "I have not had a chance to work with this person, and I need a co-captain, and that's why I'm gonna pick Eddie." "Eddie." "Wow, smart." "What an honor." "James?" " Jessie." " Wow." " Natasha?" " Jordan, I'm hoping you're not gonna disappoint me." "And I'm gonna go with big Jon." "Bethy's gonna be my right-hand woman." "I'ma go with Bri." " Natasha?" " I think Savannah's gonna be a great attribute to this team." "Savannah, please come and join red team." "James, you have the final pick, and this happens to be for both teams." "So, it's me and Krissi." "I'm pissed, because I don't wanna be in the bottom." "I never wanna be the last pick." "I don't wanna be on James's team." "I feel like James is gonna lose." "I don't think he has that leadership quality." "And I have all the faith in the world for Natasha, and she's not even my favorite person." "I'm gonna go with Luca." "Okay, mon ami, how do you feel?" "I was praying to be on the blue team." "Why were you praying to be on the blue team?" "'Cause I don't think Natasha can be a strong leader." "And I think we have all the aces in our team." "Wow." "I'm offended by what Luca says, but honestly, I think that he's weak." "And I honestly think he's a joke." "Well, there's going to be a bit of a snag with your perfect unions." "Sadly, not every wedding ends in bliss." "Sometimes, people get jilted at the altar." "Natasha and James, you each now have to pick one person from your team who will not be cooking in today's challenge." "If you were to lose today," "Whoever you decide to leave here at the altar will not have to cook in the pressure test." "So, Natasha, the pressure is on." "Who is the one individual that you're jilting from the red team?" "They're probably gonna get rid of the weakest link, and right now I feel safe." "I need a team that's gonna pack a punch and really listen and work." "Krissi, you're not gonna be playing with us." "My feet thank you." "Natasha underestimated me, but I don't mind the free pass." "She just catapulted me to top 11, so..." "All right, James, who is the one person you're jilting?" "This sucks, 'cause I love my team." "but there's only one person in the group that is just a hair behind the rest." "The point is to be here and to be a leader and to show what you're made of, and I think sitting out would suck." "Who is it?" "Bri." "Wow." "I think it's stupid to get rid of me, because why would you get rid of someone who's such a strong vegetarian," "You know, when you have to cook vegetarian dishes?" "but screw you, guys." "Good luck catering the wedding." "Right." "Red team, blue team, let's go." "The 103 wedding guests are starting to arrive." "They include chefs and foodies with discerning palates." "Our ten home cooks will now head into the kitchen to find out what Graham and Gordon will be serving." "This is my appetizer..." "Spring pea essence with whipped creme fraiche," "Pink peppercorn, and lavender infusion." "Wow." "Gordon, what are you making for dessert?" "Joe, one of my most popular desserts." "I serve it in all my restaurants around the world." "A delicious sticky toffee pudding served with a brown bread ice cream and a really nice caramel sauce." "All right, team captains, why don't you guys come up and taste real quick?" "This is the level of precision, execution that we're looking for and a dish that I think sealed the deal for Graham's second Michelin star." "It's almost insane that a pea soup could be that damn good." "And the sticky toffee pudding..." "Wow." "I've already had three." "It's so sick." "The appetizer was so perfect and the dessert was so insane." "It's like, we have to find a way to match them." "We need to make sure that we have a kick-ass meal." "All right, your two hours starts now." "Off you go." "Each team will now have just two hours to conceive, prep, and cook an entree for over 100 wedding guests that matches the standard of Gordon and Graham's dishes." "James, what about lamb, dude?" "I'm thinking fish is stronger though." "My only concern about any red meat is about putting that red meat on the plate when we have such a rich dessert." "I'm just thinking if we do halibut, we are taking probably the least flavorful protein." "That is a good call." "for the most part," " a rack of lamb is easy." " Perfect." "Okay." "Blue team's captain James has decided on lamb with a parsnip puree for their entree." "And for the vegetarian guests, grilled mushrooms over a goat cheese creme fraiche." "I look at my team and it's Jessie and I on a team and we've never lost a team challenge, ever." "While the blue team begins prepping their entrees..." "The red team, led by Natasha, is still trying to figure out what to serve." "You guys are 100% wanting to do short ribs?" "Yeah." "I love it." "I mean, what do you guys think about, like," "Halibut with a miso beurre blanc?" "It's not my favorite idea." "Natasha is a little overwhelmed right now." "I don't think she understands the role of being a captain, and this is a wedding." "We have to perform today." "Despite objections from her team," "Natasha is going with a halibut beurre blanc." "and for their vegetarian dish, an eggplant and tomato stack." "Outside, Anya and Aaron's wedding is picture perfect." "But the red team's big day is turning ugly." "I'm smelling burnt." "What is it?" " The carrots?" " Oh, jeez." "Natasha, wakey, wakey!" "Boo!" "Please don't stick." "Please don't stick." "Please don't stick." "Natasha is literally doing this dance..." "Wow." "Like, over there." "Oh, my god." "What am I doing?" "She doesn't know her ass from her elbow." "Looks like we're heading for a divorce before the wedding." "Red team, come here, all of you." "Look at me." "Natasha, are you okay?" "'Cause you look a little bit flustered." "You know, I just need a little bit more support from my team." "I feel like..." "We have support." "What she was saying made no sense, because we were all very vocal, but she's not listening." "Captain Natasha, first thing you need to do is refocus and just..." "look at me." "Just think logically." "bring your team together." "And I wanna hear you become a little bit more vocal." "Okay?" "You're the captain." "Natasha, are you listening to anything, or are you that [bleep] arrogant?" "As the bride and groom share the happiest day of their lives..." "Our home cooks have been presented with the biggest task of this competition so far." "Each team is creating the entrees for over 100 wedding guests and they have to ensure their dishes are up to the same standards as Graham elliot's phenomenal appetizer and Gordon Ramsey's world-class dessert." "While prep for the blue team's lamb dish is going smoothly... awesome." "Hell yeah." "Let's keep going." "Guys, keep the momentum going, all right?" "We're getting ahead now." "The red team's halibut with baby carrots dish is not coming together." "Oh, jeez." "The red team looks so fragmented." "Natasha is stranded on an island, and her team have completely jumped ship." "Maybe we brought them too far." "Maybe they're just out of their element." "I hope ty don'he embarrass us tonight." "Really?" "Too far too soon?" "I'm worried." "Red team, blue team, change gear." "Let's go." "Graham's appetizer is going out now, guys." " Yes, chef." " We are live." "Let's go." "How are you, guys?" "Congrats." " Mmm!" "That's so good." " Oh, my gosh." "That is amazing." "You guys are gonna love it." "Oh, my word." "After savoring the appetizer, the guests' expectations are now extremely high." "This is wonderful." "This is truly wonderful." "It is definitely a tough act to follow." "Knowing that they're gonna have to follow" "Graham Elliot's dish and come up with something just as good?" "You know, there's a lot of foodies in the room." "there's a lot of chefs here, and they're gonna have to bring it, definitely." "The blue team will be serving lamb medallions with a parsnip puree." "This meat is gonna be done in the next few minutes, and then I'm gonna let it rest." "While the red team hopes their halibut with roasted baby carrots will be the perfect complement to Graham and Gordon's Michelin-star dishes." "Red team, blue team, the guests absolutely loved Graham's appetizer." "Now match that appetizer with a stunning entree." "All right, guys, we gotta start hustling here." "Get stuff all organized, everything ready to go." "We're not ready to serve, and we've only got three minutes." "Come on, Savannah." "Watching you work is just scary." "Okay, come on, guys, we need to hustle." "30 seconds to go, come on." "Guys, get the plates now." "Get the lamb out, start slicing it." "On the blue team, Lynn, chosen for his presentation skills, is not living up to his reputation." "Guys, this plate looks like [bleep]." "Lynn, I need it now." "I need it now, Lynn." "I need those dishes for the bride and groom right now." "Everyone's just stopped all of a sudden." "Guys, move!" "I'm sorry, Joe." "I've never seen such disorganization." "If we can't even do the bride and groom's table..." " Oh, my god." " These are not warm, Natasha." "Oh, jeez." "Savannah, I'm gonna work on this one, okay?" "While on the red team, captain Natasha is trying to do everything herself." "Natasha, for the last [bleep] time," "You have to stop running around like a headless chicken at the table and you expedite." "Okay." "Your team doesn't know what's going next." "Stop running around." "Control your station." " Okay, yes, chef." " Thank you." "Call away." "You guys, vegetarian over here." "Fish and the carrots over here, okay?" "Then we're gonna turn around." "We need space for this, please." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Two red." "Chef, the red team's ready to go." "Is the blue team ready?" "The blue team is ready to go." "Please send it." "You can send this to the, uh..." "No, you cannot send this!" "Oh, my god." "Look!" "Dirty plates." " Guys, get over here." " [bleep] everywhere!" "Come here." "It looks like it slid off the plate." "This is the bride and groom." "With the blue team busy replating..." "Some food!" "I'm hungry." "You look hot." "...red team's halibut dish is on its way out to the bride and groom." " Whoo!" " Ooh, nice." "Ooh, it's the red plate." "Oh, okay." "Gotta wait for the other plate." "It would be great if they were both served at the same time." " I know, I..." " Which, in theory, is what was supposed to happen." "Hey, blue team, blue team." "This is just the bride and groom." "And it's taken seven minutes to get four plates out." "Get organized!" "You're all running around like headless chickens!" " Let's go, guys." " All right." "Pick it up." "Finally, the blue team's lamb is on its way out to the dining room." "So we have, from the blue team, a grilled eye of lamb over a parsnip puree with some spring peas and some grilled wild onions." "From the red team, we have a seared halibut with baby roasted carrots and a little bit of salad with pancetta and vinaigrette." "Nice, looks beautiful." "Sounds good." " Bon appetit." "Enjoy." " All right." "Thank you." "On the red team, Natasha has stepped up and is now leading her team." "After these seven..." "guys, are you listening?" "We have three regular, three veggie, okay?" "That's perfect, Natasha." "That's what they do." "Two vegetarian dishes." "Ten seconds, come on, guys." "Blue team, I've got two tables dragging the blue team's entrees." "Come on!" "In danger of losing his first team challenge," "Lynn is starting to feel the heat." "Hey, sweatbox, you're sweating..." "Look at me..." "on the food." "Okay, young man, I know it's hot," " on the [bleep] food." " Yes, chef." "No [bleep] way." "No way." "You can't sweat in the food." "He's sweating on the plates." "He's misplating." "He's making inconsistent plates." "who's plating that?" " That's me, I'm plating it." " Okay, young man." " Yes, chef?" " Are you blind in one eye?" "No." "It's like he almost is deteriorating in a team scenario like this." "Four more proteins over here!" "Table two, no blue plates." "Table three, no blue plates." "The whole wedding party's gonna eat the red team's dishes, and no one's gonna even taste the blue team." "They're complaining like mad." "The blue team are now five tables behind." "I don't wanna disappoint our team." "and having that pressure, it just builds and builds and builds." "The stress has got to Lynn, and he's making unforgivable mistakes." " Lynn!" " Yes, chef?" "You're wiping your [bleep] forehead again, and you're wiping the plates." "No, I..." "I'm concerned about our [bleep] health and safety." "Yes, chef." "I just watched you wipe your plate with your cloth." " Yes, chef." " Now, will you please stop?" "40 minutes into service, and the wedding guests are starting to lose their patience with the blue team." "No, I know we're very delayed, and I'll go back in and check on it." "Wow." "While the red team's plates are pouring out into the dining room, the blue team can't seem to get any dishes out of the kitchen." "James, the lamb is cold!" "The lamb is cold." "Get it back." " Back in the oven." " Get it back!" "Big Jon's kinda running plates, and I'm like, "dude, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?"" "How the hell is the lamb cold?" "We've had it out of the oven for five minutes, guys." "The plates are cold." "Come on." "Joe, how many tables behind are we, the blue team?" "The red team has already fed more than half of the dining room." "The blue team is just starting on table two." "It's a disaster." "I don't know how they're gonna ever catch up." "Graham, can you help expedite, please?" "Let's go, let's get in." "We're so far behind." "Come on, guys." "The next pickup is gonna be" "Six regulars, six lamb." "Make sure you have six plates hot and ready to go." "Okay, come on, guys, you can pull this off." "Graham could not have been more helpful." "He immediately reset structure on how things need to go," "Put everything in the right place," "Showed us how we were supposed to be operating." "You're putting up two veg right now, followed by three." "And it was like that..." "We've caught back up to the red team." "Like, we were five tables behind 15, 20 minutes ago, and now we're, like, three plates behind." "Guys, come on." "Guys, come on." "We're almost done." "Get the sauce on the plate." "Thank you." "At last, the final plates leave the kitchen for the red and blue teams." "We did our best." "Yeah, and it looked stunning." " Damn, that was intense." " That was crazy." "I'm very proud of you, guys." "And while Gordon works on his dessert," "Joe goes to see what the bride and groom thought of their entrees." "The blue plate was visually more stunning." "I think we are both in consensus..." "Both in agreement, for sure." "That the halibut was superior." "You liked the halibut better?" " Cooked perfectly." " It was great." " Had a nice texture, flavor." " Yeah." "All right." "I'm gonna go find out what some of your guests think." " Enjoy." " Thank you." "I think, for me, I'm gonna go with the halibut," "Just because my personal preference." "But they were both so good." "I liked the lamb better, which I believe is the blue team." "And while the guests didn't enjoy the wait, they all agreed that the food was exceptional and are split down the middle on which team was better." "but Gordon has saved the best for last." "Mmm." "That's so good." "The consensus of the table was we've died and gone to heaven." "Oh, my god." "This is definitely the best dessert I've ever had." "This is the best thing we've eaten all night." "Gordon wins." "The judges will now decide the winning team based on three factors..." "Ladies and gentlemen, please, your red team and blue team for this evening." "The guests' opinions, which dish worked better between Graham and Gordon's courses, and overall service." "I wanna believe that our team did enough to win tonight." "Our food is just so good and I'm really hoping that it worked." "We all were kinda nervous about this one." "It would be really tough to go into a pressure test." "I would feel like I definitely disappointed my team, and I don't want to disappoint my team who worked really hard." "Thank you, guys, for cooking a phenomenal meal." "It was such a gift to be able to have both of you here cooking for us tonight." "With that said, there can be only one winner." "The winner was..." "The red team." "It feels awesome to win." "I finally got a "w"." "I'm definitely back in this competition." "Red team, help yourself to a glass of champagne." "Nice." "Blue team, unfortunately, you will now face the pressure test." "I'm just infuriated." "I just can't accept that, like, a [bleep] piece of halibut is better than perfectly cooked lamb loin." "I look forward to seeing you back inside the MasterChef kitchen where at least one of you will be leaving this competition." "I don't wanna go in the pressure test." "I'm terrified of it." " Congratulations to you both." " Thank you." "Let's go." "After winning the team challenge, the home cooks from the red team head inside..." " Ladies." " Thank you, sir." "...safe from elimination," "While the blue team awaits a pressure test, where one contestant will be sent home." "Did anything go wrong in the kitchen yesterday?" "Everything was delicious." "Everything came together." "Only in service..." "our service was terrible." "This is gonna sound terrible, but I'd rather all five of us go in together and compete, 'cause I don't think anyone did a bad job." "We earned the pressure test." "We messed up that service." "And no matter how good our food was, it was on James." "He was the expediter." "Red team, you won the challenge." "So tonight, you are all safe from elimination." "Well done." "Good job, guys." "Bri, you were left jilted at the altar." "Yes." "So, you do not have to compete in tonight's pressure test." "Head up to the gallery and join the red team." "James, you and the blue team lost the challenge." "How do you sum up your team's performance?" "I think during the prep stage, we had our head in the game." "and when it came to service, we collapsed." "You were seven tables behind." "We waited 20 minutes for pickup," "As their food went out." "Lynn, that vegetarian dish, why did it have to be so overcomplicated?" "I counted 12 elements to your vegetarian dish." "12!" "Whether you like it or not," "You are about to face a very difficult pressure test." "But not all of you are going to have to compete." "Joe, Graham, and I, we will each pick one person who will be immune from tonight's pressure test." "So, Joe, who do you think deserves to be saved?" "I'm gonna have to reward someone who, comparatively with the rest of you, did a good job." " Jessie." " Thank you." "Take yourself up onto the balcony." "You're safe." "Graham, who do you think should be safe from this pressure test?" "The only person that seemed to really care about the plate that was going out," "Trying to be vocal, trying to almost step up and fix everything..." "Luca, go upstairs." "You're safe." "So, Gordon, which of these do you think deserves to be saved from elimination?" "Lynn..." "Wiping the wedding plates with your sweat," "I've never seen anything like that." "You are not safe." "James and Jonny, between the two of you, there was one that totally engaged and one that was totally disengaged." "The person I'm saving tonight... is James." "You're safe." "Make your way up to the gallery." "Take your apron off." "I'm pissed off." "If the team screws up, that does fall to the leader." "The two of you are now in a head-to-head battle." "Think of it as a culinary cage fight." "Two cooks enter, one cook leaves." "What you will be making today is refined and beautiful." "The macaroon." "I'm very scared." "These cookies are only about like an inch wide, so it shouldn't be anything to be scared of." "But I don't feel confident in baking." "Light, airy with just the right amount of crunch." "Sandwiched between them, an incredible filling." "Most people see me as a carpenter, but baking is something I'm comfortable with." "So I'm definitely in my element." "I'm ready to go." "I'm very excited." "It is time... for you to head to your stations for the culinary battle of your lives." "You two have just 60 minutes to prepare and bake us 12 perfect macaroons with at least two different flavors." "Make sure each and every one of them fits inside that box." "You have the exact same ingredients at your stations:" "Almond flour, powdered sugar, eggs, vanilla bean, and sugar." "You also have access to a limited pantry," "Where you can find classic and unique flavors to make your macaroon stand out." "clearly, two of you fighting this battle." "One of you will be leaving MasterChef." "Your time starts..." "Now." "Lynn is one of the biggest competitors here." "Everybody sees him as a frontrunner." "So of course I want Lynn to go home." "If I could have it my way today," "I want Lynn gone." "I want Lynn to go home." "I need Lynn to go home." "I don't think that Lynn is the best one here." "I would rather see big Jon go home." "He is really good." "Big Jon can surprise you." "Making macaroons is chemistry." "You have to be exact to the final gram." "It's a really tough one." "I'd be really, really nervous." "That almond powder..." "The secret there is to blend it," "So it gets like a fine powder." "Then you sieve that, okay, through a very fine sieve, so you haven't got any lumps across the mixture, so therefore it doesn't go grainy." "You want that nice smooth texture." "Big Jon look like he's in control." "I want Lynn's ass gone for this one, dude." "I'm gonna do a raspberry with a white chocolate filling, and I'm gonna do a plain vanilla with salted caramel." "Macaroons are probably the toughest confectionary thing you can do." "And, you know, if they don't wanna work out today, I go home." "I'm gonna do a peanut butter and jelly macaroon," "So one peanut butter and one with raspberry jelly." "And then, you know, eat one of each and you kinda get the sandwich together." "I've made macaroons a couple times, but it definitely takes some finesse." "I just can't be too rough with 'em." "The box is a very, very challenging part of this pressure test, because it is unforgiving." "how do you ensure that the macaroon fits in the box?" "That depends on the thickness of your mixture." "Too runny, they go too thin." "Too thick, then they go too high." "Lynn looking slightly nervous, but he looks a lot more composed than Jonny." "Jonny's all over the place." "Get out of here." "Lynn, are you a little late with this batch?" "Yes, I am." "Gotta get it in the oven." " It's going right now." " You have 12 white ones that are not cracked?" "13." "You have one to spare." "Good luck." "All right, Jonny," "What do you got going on here?" "You've got some that are really big." "You got a couple over here that are small." "Is this how you wanted them piped out?" "Yeah, the idea is not to have 'em all different sizes." "Good luck." "I hope that they turn out." "Thank you, chef." "Oh, boy." "how are they doing?" "I think Lynn looks more composed." "Are shaking, like..." "shaking all over." "He's got the smallest little end tip for the pastry bag." "He's very nervous." "15 minutes to go." "Start thinking execution, presentation." "This is intense." "Ten minutes left." "Lynn." "He's made his slightly too big." "There's literally 1/3 of his macaroons that don't fit in the frickin' box." "What's he gonna do?" ""What's he gonna do?" it's a good question." "My macaroons are a little too big." "I'm hoping I just have 12 that fit." "Nothing I can do." "Tough challenge." "I think we're both struggling with it right now." "Here, the pressure can definitely get the best of people." "Jonny and Lynn, you have five minutes to go." "Lynn's slicing fruit, and putting" " fresh raspberries in his." " No." " You don't see... thing." " Too much water." " Too much water." " Yeah, absolutely." "He's showing his inexperience." "Inexperience, yeah." "Now Jonny's on the other hand, he used such a tight piping nozzle." "Each and every macaroon has a little point on there." "The problem is, that point might take up so much space in the box that he won't be able to get all 12 in the box." "Last two minutes." "Please check that you can get 12 inside that box." "So Jonny's about to start putting some in his box right now." "There's no way he's gonna fit 12 in there." "They're too fat." "So what's he gonna do" "If he can only fit ten?" "Worst case scenario, he can present ten in a box and two outside." " But that's not what we asked for." " I know." "But it's better than nothing, isn't it?" "One minute to go." "This is now a race against time." "They're both putting their macaroons in the box and seeing if they can fit." "It's not gonna close." "He's a carpenter, he should build himself a bigger box." " Ah." " Oh, no." "He just jammed 'em in and slammed the box shut." "Last two minutes." "Tonight's head-to-head pressure test is all about a box of beautiful, delicate macaroons." "Please check that you can get 12 inside that box." "Jonny's are too thick." "There's no way he's gonna fit 12 in there." "They're too fat." "30 seconds to go." "Time's ticking, and I'm just sitting there saying, like, "this isn't gonna work."" "and I'm trying to stack 'em one way and stack 'em the other way." "[bleep]." "How am I gonna do that?" "What is he doing?" "I'm hoping I can bring two of 'em up and just put 'em on the side somewhere." "and finally, I just..." "I-I break." "And I just "[bleep] it,"" "and just slam the box shut." "Oh, no." "He just jammed them in and slammed the box shut." "Come on." "Why is he doing this?" "Why couldn't he serve two on top?" "How silly." "Come on, finishing touches." "and carefully lid those boxes." "Five, four, three, two, one." "And hands in the air." "Well done." "Jonny and Lynn, I've never seen a pressure test so demanding, so difficult." "Well done to you both." "Lynn, how tough was that pressure test?" "It's the toughest thing I've ever baked." "So you didn't manage 12 in the box." " I didn't." " Why not?" "I piped the macaroons way too thick." "What's inside the box?" "Five raspberry macaroons and five vanilla bean macaroons." "Visually, yeah, it's got that" ""wow" factor, definitely." "Beautiful." "That's interesting." "It's actually a little bit too sweet." "I mean, the salted caramel works, but if you're putting that filling in there, then you just pull back three or four grams on the sugar, especially in the meringue, 'cause you got the sugar syrup." "Nice idea, but the golden rule of any macaroon is that you don't put fruit inside." "I don't wanna negotiate those raspberry seeds on the back of that delicious texture of the macaroon." "However, on the whole, it was good." "Thank you." " How are you, Lynn?" " Chef." "They look great inside." "Nice, even amount of filling." "I like it." "I'd say the only thing, it's got that cloying nature with the caramel." "What was the idea with the raspberry?" "I thought if I did a raspberry macaroon with no raspberries in it, it'd just be a pink macaroon with white chocolate." "So, if I had time to do, like, a raspberry jam," " I would've done that." " Having that raspberry jam definitely would've helped it." "Something like a raspberry obviously is just gonna end up with this spongy dark, wet cookie." "But for a home cook, good job." "Thank you." "Okay, Lynn." "They're not perfectly consistent, but they look pretty good." "And you put a whole raspberry inside?" "I put a sliver of raspberry inside." "You've seen that before?" "I've seen actually, whole raspberries lined" " in bigger macaroons to make kind of a sandwich." " Really?" "I never have." "That was a bad choice." "Tell me about the, um, caramel." "Uh, it's just a dolce de leche." "You made the caramel yourself?" "I didn't make it myself." "So you just opened the jar of caramel and added salt to it?" "Yes, I did." "I like the flavor of the cookie itself." "It's almost better without the filling." "You think you're going home on these macaroons?" " I hope not." " Thank you." "Macaroons are just as much about flavor as they are about presentation, but I don't know that Lynn was able to pull it off." "Okay." "So, tell me..." "the flavors inside that box?" "There's a chocolate macaroon with a peanut butter mousse and there's a vanilla macaroon with a raspberry mascarpone filling." "Good." "I'm looking at the box, and I'm instantly thinking," ""this is where big Jon goes home."" "I don't know what happened to Jonny." "In the heat of the moment, maybe he just said, "forget it."" "That's what the pressure test does to you." "Okay." "So, tell me..." "the flavors inside that box?" "There's a chocolate macaroon with a peanut butter mousse and there's a vanilla macaroon with a raspberry mascarpone filling." "Good." "Come on." "What happened?" "My batter was a little thicker consistency than I thought it was gonna be." "And I-I expected 'em to settle a little more." "So when I baked 'em, they were just... they were way too tall to get 'em in the box, but I thought we had to have" "All 12 in the box, or it was..." "So did he." "I'd rather taste nine delicious macaroons than jamming them in there." "You've got the colors right." "It looks like the piping nozzle was way too small." "So therefore you created too much height, as opposed to too much girth." "Visually, you've got the ratio right." "they cut beautifully." "See that little lip there?" "You've got the nice crisp edge and that soft gooey center." "That tastes delicious, chewy, flavorsome." "But it's just the end, when it was so unnecessary." "Was this just, like, a fit of rage?" "You know it's too late once you realize the mistake." "I like the cookie and the fact that it's not overly sweet." "Mm-hmm." "And the flavors are really nice." "I just wish that you had shown a little more respect for what they were." "Thanks, Jonny." "It seems like the judges really are loving the flavors of Jonny's macaroons." "So I'm feeling a little nervous and a little worried." "Ooh, it's kind of a mess, huh?" "It certainly is." "It's good." "Thing about macaroons, I think about much more delicate flavors." "Peanut butter's a little clunky, strong, but it's definitely assertive." "It covers up the chocolate a bit." " This is better than the peanut butter one." " Okay." "What are the differences between being a carpenter and being a baker?" "Have you ever lost your temper like that on a job?" "Slammed down a wall because you got a level wrong?" "We've definitely lost our temper at times at work, of course." "I wonder if it was as costly as it might be for you here." "Jonny and Lynn, please give us a minute would you?" "Thank you." "Lynn's may look great, but hearing the results, the loved the taste of Jonny's." "Jonny's had great flavor, but it's like someone's let a hand grenade off inside there." "I've never had a macaroon anywhere with slices of fruit inside." "It's a gift." "They don't eat them straightaway." "They put them on the side for two, three days down the line." "Can you imagine the fruit after that?" "If it was a jam, I think it would've been balanced a lot better with the white chocolate, 'cause it's really sweet." "Jon's box of macaroons looks like a war zone." "There's no way he will win this thing." "Pull open that box and there's, like, two or three macaroons squashed, but filling's perfect." "I thought the cook on the actual outside." "Cookie was really nice." "Jonny and Lynn, first of all, that was a very difficult pressure test, the most difficult pressure test we've ever had in this competition so far." "One of you is staying and one of you is going." "The person leaving MasterChef based on that pressure test..." "Our decision is..." "Jonny." "You know they were nowhere near the beauty in the box that we were looking for." "Lynn, make your way upstairs." "Hey, good luck, man." "Love you, man." "Go get it." "Jonny, you were taken down with a very difficult pressure test." "So, you must walk through those doors with your head held high." "Good luck." "Follow that food dream, and continue with that idea of elevating those tailgating parties, because you certainly elevated yourself in this competition." "Great job." "Thank you, chef." "I'm not walking out depressed or sad." "Well done, big boy." "Pleasure meeting you guys." "Good luck, man." "I have a tremendous appreciation for the opportunity I've been given here." "Bye, Jonny." "It's been a great experience." "It's been a great ride." "It's a 100% yes." "Blue team!" "It's really inspiring." "It's just really good." "We all really liked it." "I never thought I'd make it this far." "Now the sky's the limit." "See y'all later." "Next time on MasterChef..." "It's an a-list mystery box." " Eva Longoria." " Oh, my god!" "It was beautiful and tender." "Good job." "And an elimination challenge..." "Are we saying good night to you?" "...with brutal results." "That is the worst dish in four years of MasterChef." "With one the most shocking eliminations of the season." "You are not in the top ten." "Oh!" "Never saw that one coming."

"Hello." "My name's Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "Do you want a chocolate?" "I could eat about a million and a half of these." "My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates." "You never know what you're going to get." "Those must be comfortable shoes." "I bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing." " I wish I had shoes like that." " My feet hurt." "Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes." "Where they're going, where they've been." "I've worn lots of shoes." "I bet if I think about it real hard," "I could remember my first pair of shoes." "Mama said they' d take me anywhere." "She said they was my magic shoes." "All right, Forrest, open your eyes now." "Let's take a little walk around." "How do those feel?" "His legs are strong, Mrs Gump, as strong as I've ever seen." "But his back's as crooked as a politician." "But we're going to straighten him right up, aren't we, Forrest?" "When I was a baby, Mama named me after the great Civil War hero" "General Nathan Bedford Forrest." "She said we was related to him in some way." "What he did was he started up this club called the Ku Klux Klan." "They' d all dress up in their robes and their bed sheets and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something." "They' d even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around." "And anyway, that's how I got my name, Forrest Gump." "Mama said the Forrest part was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that, well, just don't make no sense." "This way." "Hold on." "All right." "What are y'all staring at?" "Haven't you ever seen a little boy with braces on his legs before?" "Don't ever let anybody tell you they're better than you, Forrest." "If God wanted everybody to be the same, he' d have given us all braces on our legs." "Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them." "We lived about a quarter mile off Route 17, about a half mile from the town of Greenbow, Alabama." "That's in the county of Greenbow." "Our house had been in Mama's family since her grandpa's grandpa's grandpa had come across the ocean about a thousand years ago." "Since it was just me and Mama and we had all these empty rooms," "Mama decided to let those rooms out, mostly to people passing through, like from Mobile, Montgomery, places like that." "That's how me and Mama got money." "Mama was a real smart lady." "Remember what I told you, Forrest." "You're no different than anybody else is." "Did you hear what I said, Forrest?" "You're the same as everybody else." "You are no different." "Your boy's different, Mrs Gump." "His I.Q. Is 75." "Well, we're all different, Mr Hancock." "She wanted me to have the finest education, so she took me to the Greenbow County Central School." "I met the principal and all." "I want to show you something, Mrs Gump." "Now, this is normal." "Forrest is right here." "The state requires a minimum I.Q. of 80 to attend public school." "Mrs Gump, he's going to have to go to a special school." " He'll be just fine." " What does normal mean anyway?" "He might be a bit on the slow side, but my boy Forrest will get the same opportunities as everyone else." "He's not going to some special school to learn how to retread tyres." "We're talking about five little points here." "There must be something can be done." "We're a progressive school system." "We don't want to see anybody left behind." "Is there a Mr Gump, Mrs Gump?" "He's on vacation." "Your mama sure does care about your schooling, son." "You don't say much, do you?" ""Finally, he had to try." "It looked easy, but..." ""Oh, what happened." "First they..."" " Mama, what's vacation mean?" " Vacation?" "Where daddy went?" "Vacation's when you go somewhere..." "and you don't ever come back." "Anyway, I guess you could say me and Mama was on our own." "But we didn't mind." "Our house was never empty." "There was always folks coming and going." " Supper!" "It's supper, everyone!" " That sure looks special." "Sometimes, we had so many people staying with us that every room was filled, with travellers, you know, folks living out of their suitcases and hat cases and sample cases." "Forrest Gump, it's suppertime!" "Forrest?" "One time, a young man was staying with us, and he had a guitar case." "Forrest, I told you not to bother this nice young man." "No, that's all right, ma'am." "I was showing him a thing or two on the guitar." "All right." "Supper's ready if y'all want to eat." "Yeah, that sounds good." "Thank you, ma'am." "Say, show me that crazy little walk you did there." "Slow it down some." "I liked that guitar." "It sounded good." "I started moving around to the music, swinging my hips." "This one night, me and Mama was out shopping, and we walked by Benson's furniture and appliance store, and guess what?" "This is not for children's eyes." "Some years later, that handsome young man who they called The King, well, he sung too many songs." "Had himself a heart attack or something." "It must be hard being a king." "It's funny how you remember some things, but some things you can't." " You do your very best now, Forrest." " I sure will, Mama." "I remember the bus ride on the first day of school very well." "Are you coming along?" "Mama said not to take rides from strangers." "This is the bus to school." " I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump." " I'm Dorothy Harris." "Well, now we ain't strangers anymore." "This seat's taken." "It's taken." "You can't sit here." "You know, it's funny what a young man recollects, ' cause I don't remember being born." "I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas, and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic, but I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world." "You can sit here if you want." "I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life." "She was like an angel." "Well, are you going to sit down or aren't you?" "What's wrong with your legs?" "Nothing at all, thank you." "My legs are just fine and dandy." "I just sat next to her on that bus and had a conversation all the way to school." "My back's crooked like a question mark." "Next to Mama, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions." "Are you stupid or something?" "Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does."" " I'm Jenny." " I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump." "From that day on, we was always together." "Jenny and me was like peas and carrots." "She taught me how to climb." "Come on, Forrest, you can do it." "I showed her how to dangle." "She helped me learn how to read, and I showed her how to swing." "Sometimes, we' d just sit out and wait for the stars." " Mama's going to worry about me." " Just stay a little longer." "For some reason, Jenny never wanted to go home." "OK, Jenny, I'll stay." "She was my most special friend." "My only friend." "My Mama always told me that miracles happen every day." "Some people don't think so, but they do." "Hey, dummy!" "Are you retarded, or just plain stupid?" " Look, I'm Forrest Gimp." " Just run away, Forrest." "Run, Forrest!" "Run away!" "Hurry!" " Get the bikes!" " Let's get him!" "Come on!" "Look out, dummy!" "We're going to get you!" "Run, Forrest, run!" "Run, Forrest!" "Come back here, you!" "Run, Forrest!" "Run!" "You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows." "From that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running." "That boy sure is a running fool." "Remember how I told you that Jenny never seemed to want to go home?" "She lived in a house that was as old as Alabama." "Her mama had gone to heaven when she was five, and her daddy was some kind of a farmer." "Jenny?" "He was a very loving man." "He was always kissing and touching her and her sisters." "And then this one time, Jenny wasn't on the bus to go to school." "Jenny, why didn't you come to school today?" "Daddy's taking a nap." "Come on!" "Jenny, where' d you run to?" "You better get back here, girl!" "Where you at?" "Jenny!" "Jenny, where you at?" "Pray with me, Forrest." "Pray with me." "Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far, far away from here." "Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far..." "Mama always said God is mysterious." "He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day." "Instead, he had the police say" "Jenny didn't have to stay in that house no more." "She was to live with her grandma, just over on Creekmore Avenue, which made me happy, ' cause she was so close." "Some nights, Jenny' d sneak out and come on over to my house, just ' cause she said she was scared." "Scared of what, I don't know." "But I think it was her grandma's dog." "He was a mean dog." "Anyway, Jenny and me was best friends all the way up through high school." " Hey, stupid!" " Quit it!" "Run, Forrest, run!" " Didn't you hear me, stupid?" " Run, Forrest!" "Get in the truck!" "Come on!" "He's getting away!" "Move it!" "Run, Forrest!" "Run!" "Run, Forrest!" "Now, it used to be I ran to get where I was going." "I never thought it would take me anywhere." "Who in the hell is that?" "That is Forrest Gump, coach." "Just a local idiot." "And can you believe it?" "I got to go to college, too." " Forrest, move it!" "Run!" " OK!" " Run!" " Run, you stupid son of a bitch!" "Run, son of a bitch, run!" "Go!" "Run!" "He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast." "Now, maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times." "Federal troops, enforcing a court order, integrated the University of Alabama today." "Two Negroes were admitted, but only after Governor George Wallace had carried out his symbolic threat to stand in the schoolhouse door." "Earl, what's going on?" "Coons are trying to get into school." "Coons?" "When racoons tried getting on our back porch," "Mama just chased them off with a broom." "Not racoons, you idiot." "Niggers." "They want to go to school with us." "With us?" "They do?" "Shortly after Governor Wallace had carried out his promise to block the doorway," "President Kennedy ordered the Secretary of Defence to use military force." "Here, by videotape, is the encounter by General Graham, commander of the national guard, and Governor Wallace." "Because these national guardsmen are here today as federal soldiers for Alabama, and they live within our borders." "They are our brothers." "We are winning in this fight, because we are awakening the American people to the dangers that we have spoken about so many times, so evident today, a trend toward military dictatorship in this country." "And so, at day's end, the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa had been desegregated, and students Jimmy Hood and Vivian Malone had been signed up for summer classes." "Ma'am, you dropped your book." "Ma'am." "Governor Wallace did what he promised." "By being on the Tuscaloosa campus, he kept the mob from gathering..." " Say, wasn't that Gump?" " Naw, that couldn't be." "It sure as hell was." "A few years later, that angry little man at the schoolhouse door thought it' d be a good idea and ran for President." "But somebody thought that it wasn't." "But he didn't die." " My bus is here." " Is it the number nine?" " No, it's the number four." " It was nice talking to you." "I remember when that happened, when Wallace got shot." "I was in college." "Did you go to a girls college or a girls and boys together college?" "It was coed." "Jenny went to a college I couldn't go to." "It was a college just for girls." "But I' d go and visit her every chance I got." "That hurts." "Forrest, stop it!" "Stop it!" "What are you doing?" " He was hurting you." " No, he wasn't!" "Get over there!" " Billy, I'm sorry." " Just keep away from me." "Don't be such a..." "Don't go." "Billy, wait a second." "He doesn't know any better." "Forrest, why' d you do that?" "I brought you some chocolate." "I'm sorry." "I'll go back to my college now." "Look at you." "Come on." "Come on." "Is this your own room?" "Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're going to be?" "Who I'm going to be?" "Aren't I going to be me?" "You'll always be you, just another kind of you." "You know?" "I want to be famous." "I want to be a singer like Joan Baez." "I just want to be on an empty stage with my guitar, my voice." "Just me." "And I want to reach people on a personal level." "I want to be able to say things, just one to one." "Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?" "I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time." "I'm sorry." " It's OK." " Sorry." "It's all right." " It's OK." " I'm dizzy." "I'll bet that never happened in home ec." "No." "I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe." "I don't care." "I don't like her anyway." "College ran by real fast ' cause I played so much football." "They even put me on a thing called the All-America team where you get to meet the President of the United States." "President Kennedy met with the collegiate All-American football team at the Oval Office today." "The really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food." "They put you in this little room with just about anything you' d want to eat or drink." "But since, number one, I wasn't hungry, but thirsty, and number two, they was free, I must have drank about 15 Dr Peppers." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "It's an honour, sir." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "Very good, sir." "How does it feel to be an All-American?" "Very good, sir." " Congratulations." "How do you feel?" " I got to pee." "I believe he said he had to pee." "Some time later, for no particular reason, somebody shot that nice young President when he was in his car." "And a few years after that, somebody shot his little brother, too, only he was in a hotel kitchen." "Must be hard being brothers." "I wouldn't know." "Now can you believe it?" "After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree." "Congratulations, son." "Mama was so proud." "Forrest, I'm so proud of you." "I'll hold this for you." "Congratulations, son." "Have you given any thought to your future?" "Thought?" "Hello." "I'm Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, pus ball!" "You're not even a lowlife, scum-sucking maggot!" "Get your maggoty ass on the bus!" "You're in the army now!" " Seat's taken." " Taken." "At first it seemed like I made a mistake." "It was only my induction day, and I was getting yelled at." "Sit down if you want to." "I didn't know who I might meet or what they might ask." "You ever been on a real shrimp boat?" "No." "But I been on a real big boat." "I'm talking about a shrimp catching boat." "I been working on shrimp boats all my life." "I started out on my uncle's boat when I was about maybe nine." "I was just looking into buying my own boat and got drafted." "My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue." "People call me Bubba, just like one of them old redneck boys." "Can you believe that?" "My name's Forrest Gump." "People call me Forrest Gump." "So Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama, and his mama cooked shrimp." "And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too." "Bubba's family knew everything there was to know about the shrimping business." "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business." "I'm going into the shrimping business myself after I get out of the army." "Gump!" "What's your sole purpose in this army?" "To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!" "God damn it, Gump, you're a goddamn genius." "That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard." "You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160." "You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump." "Listen up, people!" "For some reason, I fit in the army like one of them round pegs." "It's not really hard." "You just make your bed neat, remember to stand up straight, and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."" " Is that clear?" " Yes, drill sergeant!" "What you do is drag your nets along the bottom." "On a good day, you can catch over a hundred pounds of shrimp." "Everything goes all right, two men shrimping ten hours, less what you spends on gas..." " Done, drill sergeant!" " Gump!" "Why did you put that weapon together so quickly?" "You told me to, drill sergeant." "Jesus H. Christ." "This is a new company record." "If it wasn't a waste of a fine enlisted man," "I' d recommend you for O.C.S., Private Gump." "You're going to be a general someday!" "Now disassemble your weapon and continue!" "Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea." "You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it." "There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried." "There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich." "That's about it." "Night-time in the army is a lonely time." "We' d lay there in our bunks, and I' d miss my mama, and I' d miss Jenny." "Gump, get a load of the tits on her." "Turns out Jenny had gotten into some trouble over some photos of her in her college sweater." "And she was thrown out of school." "But that wasn't a bad thing, ' cause a man who owns a theatre in Memphis, Tennessee, saw those photos and offered Jenny a job singing in a show." "The first chance I got, I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show." "That was Amber, Amber Flame." "Give her a big hand." "And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, direct from Hollywood, California, our very own beatnik beauty." "Let's give a big round of applause to the luscious Bobbie Dylon." "Her dream had come true." "She was a folk singer." " Come on baby, shake it up now!" " Somebody get her a harmonica." " This ain't Captain Kangaroo!" " I got something here for you." "God damn it!" "Hey, you stupid jerk!" "I'm singing a song here." "Paulie, get out here!" "Shut up!" "Forrest!" "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing, Forrest?" "Let me down!" "You can't keep doing this, Forrest." "You can't keep trying to rescue me." " They was trying to grab you." " A lot of people try to grab me." "You can't keep doing this all the time." "I can't help it." "I love you." "You don't know what love is." "You remember that time we prayed, Forrest?" "We prayed for God to turn me into a bird so I could fly far away?" "Yes, I do." "You think I could fly off this bridge?" "What do you mean, Jenny?" "Nothing." "I gotta get out of here." " Wait, Jenny." " Forrest, you stay away from me, OK?" "Just stay away from me, please." " Can I have a ride?" " Where are you going?" " I don't care." " Get in the truck." "So bye-bye, Jenny." "They sending me to Vietnam." "It's this whole other country." "Just hang on a minute." "Listen, you promise me something, OK?" "Just if you're ever in trouble, don't be brave." " You just run, OK?" "Just run away." " OK." "I'll write you all the time." "And just like that, she was gone." "You come back safe to me." "Do you hear?" "They told us that Vietnam was going to be very different from the United States of America." "Ex cept for all the beer cans and barbecues, it was." "I'll bet there's shrimp all in these waters." "They tell me these Vietnams is good shrimp." "After we win this war and we take over everything, we can get American shrimpers out here and shrimp these waters." "Just shrimp all the time, man." " You must be my FNGs." " Morning, sir." "Get your hands down." "Do not salute me." "There are goddamn snipers all around this area who ' d love to grease an officer." "I'm Lieutenant Dan Taylor." "Welcome to Fort Platoon." " What's wrong with your lip?" " I was born with big gums, sir." "Well, you better tuck that in." "Gonna get that caught on a trip wire." "Where are you boys from in the world?" " Alabama, sir!" " You twins?" "No." "We are not relations, sir." "Look, it's pretty basic here." "You stick with me and learn from the guys who 've been in country a while, you'll be all right." "There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between life and death." "Socks." "Cushioned sole, O.D. Green." "Try and keep your feet dry." "When we're out humping', change your socks whenever we stop." "The Mekong will eat a grunt's feet right off his legs." "Sergeant Sims." "God damn it, where's that sling rope I said to order?" " I put in the requisitions." " Well, call those sons of bitches..." "Lieutenant Dan knew his stuff." "I felt real lucky he was my lieutenant." "He was from a long, great military tradition." "Somebody in his family had fought and died in every single American war." "God damn it, kick some ass." "Get on it!" "I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to." "So, you boys from Arkansas?" "Well, I been through there." "Little Rock's a fine town." "Now, shake down your gear." "See the platoon sergeant." "Draw what you need for the field." "If you boys are hungry, we got steaks burning right over here." "Two standing orders in this platoon." "One, take good care of your feet." "Two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed." "I sure hope I don't let him down." "I got to see a lot of countryside." "We would take these real long walks." "And we were always lookin' for this guy named Charlie." " Hold it up!" " Hold up, boys!" "It wasn't always fun." "Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road, so he' d tell us to get down, shut up." "Get down!" "Shut up!" "So we did." "I don't know much about anything, but I think some of America's best young men served in this war." "There was Dallas from Phoenix." "Cleveland, he was from Detroit." "Hey, Tex." "What the hell's going on?" "And Tex was..." "Well, I don't remember where Tex come from." "Ah, nothing." "Fourth platoon, on your feet." "Y'all got 10 clicks to go to that river." "Move out." " One, two, hup!" " Step it up!" "Look alive out there." "The good thing about Vietnam is there was always someplace to go." "Fire in the hole!" "Gump, check out that hole." "And there was always something to do." "Mount ' em up!" "Spread out!" "Cover his back!" "One day it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months." "We've been through every kind of rain there is." "Little bitty stinging rain and big old fat rain, rain that flew in sideways, and sometimes rain even seemed to come straight up from underneath." "Shoot, it even rained at night." " Hey, Forrest." " Hey, Bubba." "I'm going to lean up against you." "You lean up against me." "This way we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud." "You know why we're a good partnership, Forrest?" "'Cause we be watching out for one another, like brothers and stuff." "Hey, Forrest, something I been thinking about." "I got a very important question to ask you." "How would you like to go into the shrimping business with me?" " OK." " Man, I tell you what." "I got it all figured out, too." "So many pounds of shrimp will pay off the boat." "So many pounds for gas." "We'll live right on the boat." "We ain't got to pay no rent." "We can just work it together, split everything right down the middle." "Man, I'm telling you, 50-50." "Hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat." "That's a fine idea." "Bubba did have a fine idea." "I even wrote Jenny and told her all about it." "I sent her letters." "Not every day, but almost." "I told her what I was doing and asked her what she was doing, and told her how I thought about her always." "And how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her just as soon as she had the time." "I' d always let her know that I was OK." "Then I' d sign each letter "Love, Forrest Gump."" "This one day, we was out walking like always, and then, just like that, somebody turned off the rain, and the sun come out." "Ambush!" "Take cover!" " Get that pig up here, God damn it!" " Forrest, are you OK?" "Strong Arm, Strong Arm!" " We've got a man down." " Strong Arm, this is Leg Lima 6!" "Roger, Strong Arm!" "We have incoming from the treeline at Point Blue plus two!" "A.K.s and rockets!" "We're getting it hard!" " Misfire!" "Misfire!" " God damn it!" "Get that pig unfucked and put it in the treeline!" "They got us down, hard and hurt." "We're going to move back to the blue line." "Pull back!" "Pull back!" " Forrest!" "Run, Forrest!" " Pull back!" " Run!" "Run, man!" "Run!" " Pull back, Gump!" "Run, God damn it!" "Run!" "I ran and ran just like Jenny told me to." "I ran so far so fast that soon I was all by myself, which was a bad thing." "Bubba was my best good friend." "I had to make sure he was OK." "Where the hell are you?" "And on my way back to find Bubba, there was a boy laying on the ground." "Tex." "OK." "I couldn't let him lay there all alone, scared the way he was, so I grabbed him up and run him out of there." "Every time I went back looking for Bubba, somebody else was saying, "Help me, Forrest, help me!"" "OK." "Here." "Here." "No sweat, man." "Lay back." "You'll be OK." "I started to get scared that I might never find Bubba." "I know my position is danger close!" "We got Charlie all over this area." "I got to have those fast movers in here now." "Over." "Lieutenant Dan, Coleman's dead!" "I know he's dead!" "My whole goddamn platoon is wiped out!" "God damn it!" "What are you doing?" "You leave me here!" "Get away." "Just leave me here!" "Get out!" "God, I said leave me here, God damn it!" "Leg Lima six, this is strong-arm." "Be advised your fast movers are inbound." "Over." "Then it felt like something just jumped up and bit me." "Something bit me!" "Goddamn son of a bitch!" "I can't leave the platoon." "I told you to leave me there, Gump." "Forget about me." "Get yourself out!" "Did you hear what I said?" "Gump, damn it, put me down." "Get your ass out of here." "I didn't ask you to pull me out of there, God damn you!" " Where do you think you're going?" " To get Bubba." "I got an air strike inbound right now." "They're going to nape the whole area." "Stay here!" "That's an order." "I gotta find Bubba!" "I'm OK, Forrest." "I'm OK." " Bubba, no." " I'll be all right." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "I'm OK, Forrest." "I'm OK." "I'm fine." "Top smoke." "Get it up there." "If I' d have known this was going to be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I' d of thought of something better to say." " Hey, Bubba." " Hey, Forrest." " Forrest, why did this happen?" " You got shot." "Then Bubba said something I won't ever forget." "I want to go home." "Bubba was my best good friend." "And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner." "Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam." "That's all I have to say about that." "It was a bullet, wasn't it?" " A bullet?" " That jumped up and bit you." "Yes, sir." "Bit me directly in the but-tocks." "They said it was a million dollar wound, but..." "The army must keep that money, ' cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars." "The only good thing about being wounded in the but-tocks is the ice cream." "They gave me all the ice cream I could eat." "And guess what?" "A good friend of mine was in the bed right next door." "Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream." "Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!" "It's time for your bath, Lieutenant." "Harper!" "Cooper." "Larson." "Webster." "Gump." " Gump!" " I'm Forrest Gump." "Kyle." "Nichols." "McMill." "Johnson." "Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit?" "Turn it off." "You are tuned to the American Forces Vietnam Network." "This is Channel 6, Saigon." "Good catch, Gump." "You know how to play this?" "Come on." "Let me show you." "The secret to this game is no matter what happens, never, ever take your eye off the ball." "All right." "For some reason, ping-pong came very natural to me." "See?" "Any idiot can play." "So I started playing it all the time." "I played ping-pong even when I didn't have anyone to play ping-pong with." "The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water, whatever that means." "Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play." "I played ping-pong so much, I even played it in my sleep." "Now, you listen to me." "We all have a destiny." "Nothing just happens." "It's all part of a plan!" "I should have died out there with my men, but now, I'm nothing but a goddamn cripple, a legless freak!" "Look." "Look!" "Look at me!" "You see that?" "Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?" "Yes, sir, I do." "Did you hear what I said?" "You cheated me!" "I had a destiny." "I was supposed to die in the field with honour!" "That was my destiny, and you cheated me out of it!" "You understand what I'm saying, Gump?" "This wasn't supposed to happen, not to me." "I had a destiny." "I was Lieutenant Dan Taylor." "You're still Lieutenant Dan." "Look at me." "What am I going to do now?" "What am I going to do now?" "PFC Gump?" " Yes, sir!" " As you were." "Son, you been awarded the Medal of Honour." "Guess what, Lieutenant Dan?" "They want to give me a med..." "Ma'am, what did they do with Lieutenant Dan?" "They sent him home." "Two weeks later, I left Vietnam." "The ceremony was kicked off with a candid speech by the President regarding the need for further escalation of the war in Vietnam." "President Johnson awarded four medals of honour to men from each..." "America owes you a debt of gratitude, son." "I understand you were wounded." "Where were you hit?" "In the but-tocks, sir." "Well, that must be a sight." "I' d kinda like to see that." "God damn, son!" "After that, Mama went to the hotel to lay down, so I went out for a walk to see our capital." "Hilary!" "I got the vets." "What do you want to do with them?" "It's a good thing Mama was resting, ' cause the streets was awful crowded with people lookin' at all the statues and monuments, and some of them people were loud and pushy." "OK, follow me!" "Move it out!" "Everywhere I went, I had to stand in line." "Come on." "Go!" "You're a good man for doing this." "Good." "OK." "There was this man giving a little talk." "And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt." "And he liked to say the "F" Word a lot." ""F" This and "F" That." "And every time he said the "F" Word, people, for some reason, cheered." "Come on, man." "Come up here, man." "Come on." "Come on." "Yeah, you!" "Come on." "Move, move!" "Go on." "Let's get up there." "Tell us a little bit about the war, man." " The war in Vietnam?" " The war in Viet-fuckin'-nam!" "Well..." "There was only one thing I could say about the war in Vietnam." "There's only one thing I can say about the war in Vietnam." "In Vietnam..." "What the hell are you do..." "I'll beat your head in, you goddamn oinker!" "Jesus Christ!" "What did they do with this?" "Can't hear you!" "Can't hear anything!" "This..." "This one!" "Give me that!" "Speak up!" "That's it." "And that's all I have to say about that." "That's so right on, man." "You said it all." " What's your name, man?" " My name is Forrest." "Forrest Gump." " Forrest Gump." " Gump!" "It was the happiest moment of my life." "Jenny and me were just like peas and carrots again." "She showed me around and introduced me to some of her new friends." "Shut that blind, man!" "And get your white ass away from that window." "Don't you know we in a war here?" " He's cool." "He's one of us." " Let me tell you about us." "Our purpose here is to protect our black leaders from the racial onslaught of the pig who wishes to brutalise our black leaders, rape our women, and destroy our black communities." " Who 's the baby killer?" " This is my friend I told you about." "This is Forrest Gump." "Forrest, this is Wesley." "Wesley and I lived together in Berkeley, and he's the president of the Berkeley chapter of SDS." "We are here to offer protection and help for all those who need our help, because we, the Black Panthers, are against the war in Vietnam." "We are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the front line to die for a country that hates them." "We are against any war where black soldiers go to fight and come to be brutalised and killed in their own communities." "We are against all these racist and imperial acts..." "Forrest!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "I shouldn't have brought you here." "I should have known it was going to be some bullshit hassle!" "He should not be hitting you, Jenny." "Come on, Forrest." "Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party." "He doesn't mean it when he does things like this." "I would never hurt you, Jenny." " I know you wouldn't, Forrest." " I wanted to be your boyfriend." "That uniform is a trip, Forrest." "You look handsome in it." "You do." " You know what?" " What?" "I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital." "Me, too, Forrest." "We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talkin'." "She told me about all the travelling she' d done and how she discovered ways to expand her mind and learn how to live in harmony, which must be out west somewhere, ' cause she made it all the way to California." "Hey." "Anybody want to go to San Francisco?" " I'll go." " Far out!" "It was a very special night for the two of us." "I didn't want it to end." " Wish you wouldn't go, Jenny." " I have to, Forrest." "Jenny?" "Things got a little out of hand." "It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson and..." "I would never hurt you." "You know that." "Know what I think?" "I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama!" "Forrest, we have very different lives, you know." "I want you to have this." "Forrest, I can't keep this." "I got it just by doing what you told me to do." " Why are you so good to me?" " You're my girl." "I'll always be your girl." "And just like that, she was gone out of my life again." "It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." "I thought I was going back to Vietnam, but instead they decided the best way for me to fight the communists was to play ping-pong, so I was in the Special Services, travelling around the country, cheering up wounded veterans and showing ' em how to play ping-pong." "I was so good, the Army decided I should be on the All-American ping-pong team." "We were the first Americans to visit the land of China in a million years or something." "Somebody said world peace was in our hands, but all I did was play ping-pong." "When I got home, I was a national celebrity, famouser even than Captain Kangaroo." "Here he is, Forrest Gump." "Right here." " Forrest Gump, John Lennon." " Welcome home." "Can you tell us, what was China like?" "In the land of China, people hardly got nothin' at all." "No possessions?" "And in China, they never go to church." " No religion, too?" " Hard to imagine." "Well, it's easy if you try, Dick." "Some years later, that nice young man from England was on his way home to see his little boy and was signing some autographs." "For no particular reason at all, somebody shot him." "They gave you The Congressional Medal of Honour." "Now, that's Lieutenant Dan." "Lieutenant Dan!" "They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honour." "Yes, sir." "They surely did." "They gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honour." "Yes, sir." "Well, that's just perfect!" "Well, I just got one thing to say to that." "Goddamn bless America." "Lieutenant Dan!" "Lieutenant Dan said he was living in a hotel." "Because he didn't have no legs, he spent his time ex ercising his arms." "Take a right." "Take a right!" "Come on, already!" "What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?" "I'm living off the government tit." "Are you blind?" "I'm walking here!" "Get out!" "Come on." "Go, go, go!" "I stayed with Lieutenant Dan and celebrated the holidays." "You have a great year, and hurry home." "God bless you." "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir." "That's all these cripples at the VA, that's all they ever talk about." "Jesus this and Jesus that." "Have I found Jesus?" "They even had a priest come and talk to me." "He said God is listening, but I have to help myself." "Now, if I accept Jesus into my heart," "I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven." "Did you hear what I said?" "Walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven." "Well, kiss my crippled ass." "God is listening?" "What a crock of shit." "I'm going to heaven, Lieutenant Dan." "Well..." "Before you go, why don't you get your ass down to the corner" " and get us more ripple?" " Yes, sir." "We're at approximately 45th street in New York City at One Astor Plaza." "This is the site of the old Astor Hotel..." " What the hell is in Bayou La Batre?" " Shrimping boats." "Shrimping boats?" "Who gives a shit about shrimping boats?" "I got to buy me one soon as I have some money." "I promised Bubba in Vietnam that as soon as the war was over, we' d be partners." "He' d be the captain and I' d be his first mate." "But now that he's dead, I got to be the captain." "A shrimp boat captain." "Yes, sir." "A promise is a promise, Lieutenant Dan." "Now hear this!" "Private Gump here is gonna be a shrimp boat captain." "Tell you what, Gilligan." "The day you are a shrimp boat captain," "I will come and be your first mate." "If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut!" "Danny, what are you complaining about?" "How you doing?" " Mr Hot Wheels." "Who 's your friend?" " My name is Forrest." "Forrest Gump." "This is Cunning Carla and Long-limbs Lenore." "So where you been, babycakes?" "Haven't seen you around lately." "You should have been here for Christmas, ' cause Tommy bought a free round and gave everybody a turkey sandwich." "Well, I had company." "We was just there!" "That's Times Square." "Don't you just love New Year's?" "You can start all over." "Everybody gets a second chance." "It's funny, but in the middle of all that fun," "I began to think about Jenny, wondering how she was spending her New Year's night out in California." "Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!" "Happy New Year!" "Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!" "What are you, stupid or something?" "What's your problem?" "What's his problem?" "Did you lose your packet in the war or something?" " Is your friend stupid or something?" " What did you say?" "I said is your friend stupid or something?" " Don't call him stupid!" " Hey, don't push her!" "You shut up!" "Don't you ever call him stupid!" "Why you so upset?" "Get your goddamn clothes and get the hell out of here!" "You should be in a sideshow." "You're so pathetic!" "Get out of here!" " You retard!" " Loser." "You freak!" "Oh, no." "I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan." "She tastes like cigarettes." "I guess Lieutenant Dan figured there's some things you can't change." "He didn't want to be called crippled like I didn't want to be called stupid." "Happy New Year, Gump." "The U.S. ping-pong team met with President Nix on today..." "Wouldn't you know it?" "A few months later, they invited me and the ping-pong team to visit the White House." "So I went, again." "And I met the President of the United States again." "Only this time, they didn't get us rooms in a real fancy hotel." "Are you enjoying yourself in our nation's capital, young man?" " Where are you staying?" " It's called the Hotel Ebbott." "Oh, no." "I know a much nicer hotel." "It's brand-new." "Very modern." "I'll have my people take care of it." " Security." " Yeah." "Sir..." "You might want to send a maintenance man to that office across the way." "The lights are off and they must be looking for a fuse box, ' cause them flashlights, they're keeping me awake." " OK, sir." "I'll check it out." " Thank you." "Good night." "Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow." "Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office." " Forrest Gump." " Yes, sir!" "As you were." "I have your discharge papers." "Service is up, son." "Does this mean I can't play ping-pong no more?" "For the Army, it does." "And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over." "So I went home." " I'm home, Mama." " I know." "I know." "Louise, he's here." "When I got home, I had no idea, but Mama' d had all sorts of visitors." "We've had all sorts of visitors." "Everybody wants you to use their ping-pong stuff." "One man even left a check for $25,000 if you' d be agreeable to saying you like using their paddle." "I only like using my own paddle." " Hi, Miss Louise." " Hey, Forrest." "I know that, but it's $25,000, Forrest." "I thought maybe you could hold it for a while, see if it grows on you." "That Mama, she sure was right." "It's funny how things work out." "I didn't stay home for long because I' d made a promise to Bubba, and I always try to keep my promise, so I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family." "Are you crazy or just plain stupid?" " Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs Blue." " I guess." "And, of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself." "Hey, Bubba." "It's me, Forrest Gump." "I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out." "I'm taking $24,562.47 that I got, that's left after a new haircut and a new suit and I took Mama out to a real fancy dinner, and I bought a bus ticket, and three Dr Peppers." "Tell me something." "Are you stupid or something?" "Stupid is as stupid does, sir." "That's what's left after me saying," ""When I was in China on the All-America ping-pong team," ""I just loved playing ping-pong" ""with my Flex-o-lite ping-pong paddle,"" "which everybody knows isn't true, but Mama said it was just a little white lie, it wasn't hurting nobody." "So anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes, and new nets and a brand-new shrimping boat." "Bubba told me everything he knew about shrimping, but you know what I found out?" "Shrimping is tough." "I only caught five." "A couple more, you can have yourself a cocktail." "You ever think about naming this old boat?" "It's bad luck to have a boat without a name." "I' d never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world." "I hadn't heard from Jenny in a long while, but I thought about her a lot." "I hoped whatever she was doing made her happy." "I thought about Jenny all the time." "Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?" "Well, thought I' d try out my sea legs." "Well, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan." "Yes, I know that." "You wrote me a letter, you idiot." "Well, well." "Captain Forrest Gump." "I had to see this for myself." "And I told you if you were ever a shrimp boat captain, that I' d be your first mate." "Well, here I am." " I'm a man of my word." " OK." "But don't you be thinking that I'm going to be calling you "Sir."" "No, sir." "That's my boat." "I have a feeling if we head due east, we'll find some shrimp." "So take a left." " Take a left!" " Which way?" "Over there!" "They're over there!" " Get on the wheel and take a left." " OK." "Gump, what are you doing?" "Take a left!" "Left!" "That's where we're going to find those shrimp, my boy!" "That's where we'll find them." " Still no shrimp, Lieutenant Dan." " OK, so I was wrong." "How are we going to find them?" "Maybe you should just pray for shrimp." "So I went to church every Sunday." "Sometimes Lieutenant Dan came too, though he left the praying up to me." " No shrimp." " Where the hell's this God of yours?" "It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, ' cause right then God showed up." "You'll never sink this boat!" "Now, me, I was scared, but Lieutenant Dan, he was mad." "Come on!" "You call this a storm?" "Come on, you son of a bitch!" "It's time for a showdown!" "You and me!" "I'm right here!" "Come and get me!" "You'll never sink this boat!" "Hurricane Carmen came through here yesterday, destroying nearly everything in its path." "And as in other towns up and down the coast," "Bayou La Batre's entire shrimping industry has fallen victim to Carmen and has been left in utter ruin." "This reporter has learned, in fact, only one shrimping boat actually survived the storm." "Louise." "Louise, there's Forrest." "After that, shrimping was easy." "Since people still needed them shrimps for shrimp cocktails and barbecues and all, and we were the only boat left standing," "Bubba-Gump shrimp's what they got." "We got a whole bunch of boats." "Twelve Jennys, big old warehouse." "We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them." "Bubba-Gump Shrimp." "A household name." "Hold on there, boy." "Are you telling me you're the owner of the Bubba-Gump Shrimp Corporation?" "Yes." "We got more money than Davy Crockett." "Boy, I heard some whoppers in my time, but that tops them all." "We were sitting next to a millionaire." "Well, I thought it was a very lovely story, and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm." "Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like?" "Yes, I would." "That's him right there." "Let me tell you something about Lieutenant Dan." "I never thanked you for saving my life." "He never actually said so, but I think he made his peace with God." "For the second time in 17 days," "President Ford escaped possible assassination today." " Base to Jenny 1." "Base to Jenny 1." " Jenny 1." "Go, Margo." "Forrest has a phone call." "Well, you'll have to tell them to call him back." " He is indisposed at the moment." " His mama's sick." " Where's Mama?" " She's upstairs." "Hi, Forrest." " I'll see you tomorrow." " All right." "Sure got you straightened out, didn't we, boy?" " What's the matter, Mama?" " I'm dying, Forrest." "Come on in, sit down over here." " Why are you dying, Mama?" " It's my time." "It's just my time." "Now, don't you be afraid, sweetheart." "Death is just a part of life." "Something we're all destined to do." "I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your mama." " I did the best I could." " You did good." "Well, I happen to believe you make your own destiny." "You have to do the best with what God gave you." "What's my destiny, Mama?" "You're going to have to figure that out for yourself." "Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest." "You never know what you're going to get." "Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them." "I will miss you, Forrest." "She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday." "I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it." "And that's all I have to say about that." "Didn't you say you were waiting for the number seven bus?" "There'll be another one along shortly." "Now, because I had been a football star and war hero and national celebrity and a shrimping boat captain and a college graduate, the city fathers of Greenbow, Alabama, decided to get together and offered me a fine job." "So I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money." "He got me invested in some kind of fruit company." "I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "That's good." "One less thing."" "Now Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs, and the rest is just for showing off." "So I gave a whole bunch of it to the Foursquare Gospel Church." "And I gave a whole bunch to the Bayou La Batre fishing hospital." "And even though Bubba was dead and Lieutenant Dan said I was nuts," "I gave Bubba's mama Bubba's share." "You know what?" "She didn't have to work in nobody's kitchen no more." "That smells wonderful." "And ' cause I was a gozillionaire and I liked doing it so much," "I cut that grass for free." "But at night-time when there was nothing to do and the house was all empty, I' d always think of Jenny." "And then, she was there." " Hello, Forrest." " Hello, Jenny." "Jenny came back and stayed with me." "Maybe it was because she had nowhere else to go, or maybe it was because she was so tired, ' cause she went to bed and slept and slept, like she hadn't slept in years." "It was wonderful having her home." "Every day we' d take a walk, and I' d jabber on like a monkey in a tree, and she' d listen about ping-ponging and shrimping and Mama making a trip up to heaven." "I did all the talking." "Jenny most of the time was real quiet." "How could you do this?" "Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks." "I never really knew why she came back, but I didn't care." "It was like olden times." "We was like peas and carrots again." "Every day, I' d pick pretty flowers and put them in her room for her, and she gave me the best gift anyone could ever get in the wide world." "They're just for running." "And she even showed me how to dance." "Well, we was like family, Jenny and me... and it was the happiest time in my life." "You done watching it?" "I'm going to bed." "Will you marry me?" "I' d make a good husband, Jenny." "You would, Forrest." "But you won't marry me." "You don't want to marry me." "Why don't you love me, Jenny?" "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." "Forrest, I do love you." " Where are you running off to?" " I'm not running." "That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run." "So I ran to the end of the road, and when I got there" "I thought maybe I' d run to the end of town." "President Carter, suffering from heat exhaustion..." "And when I got there," "I thought maybe I' d just run across Greenbow County." "Now, thinking since I' d run this far, maybe I' d just run across the great state of Alabama." "And that's what I did." "I ran clear across Alabama." "No particular reason." "I just kept on going." "I ran clear to the ocean." "And when I got there, I figured since I' d gone this far, might as well turn around, just keep on going." "And when I got to another ocean, I figured since I' d gone this far," "I might as well just turn back and keep right on going." "When I got tired, I slept." "When I got hungry, I ate." "When I had to go..." "you know..." "I went." " And so, you just ran." " Yeah." "I' d think a lot about Mama and Bubba and Lieutenant Dan." "But most of all, I thought about Jenny." "I thought about her a lot." "For more than two years, a man named Forrest Gump, a gardener from Greenbow, Alabama, stopping only to sleep, has been running across America." "Charles Cooper reports." "For the fourth time on his journey across America," "Forrest Gump the gardener will cross the Mississippi River again today." " I'll be damned." "Forrest?" " Why are you running?" " Are you doing this for world peace?" " For the homeless?" " Are you running for women's rights?" " The environment?" "They couldn't believe somebody would do all that running for no reason." " Why are you doing this?" " I just felt like running." "I just felt like runnin'." "It's you." "I can't believe it's really you." "For some reason, what I was doing seemed to make sense to people." "It was like an alarm went off in my head." "I said, "Here's a guy that's got his act together." ""Here's somebody who has the answer." I'll follow you anywhere, Mr Gump." "So I got company." "And after that, I got more company." "And then, even more people joined in." "Somebody later told me it gave people hope." "I don't know anything about that, but some of those people asked me if I could help them out." "I was wondering if you might help me." "I'm in the bumper sticker business." "I need a good slogan, and since you've been so inspirational," "I thought you might be able to help me..." "Whoa, man!" "You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!" " It happens." " What, shit?" "Sometimes." "And some years later, I heard that that fella did come up with a bumper sticker slogan and made a lot of money off of it." "Another time, I was running along, somebody who ' d lost all his money in the t-shirt business, he wanted to put my face on a t-shirt, but he couldn't draw that well, and he didn't have a camera." "Here, use this one." "Nobody likes that colour anyway." "Have a nice day." "Some years later, I found out that that man did come up with an idea for a t-shirt." "He made a lot of money." "Anyway, like I was saying, I had a lot of company." "Mama always said, "Put the past behind you before you can move on."" "And I think that's what my running was all about." "I had run for three years, two months, 14 days and 16 hours." "Quiet." "Quiet." "He's going to say something." "I'm pretty tired." "Think I'll go home now." "Now what are we supposed to do?" "And just like that, my runnin' days was over." "So I went home to Alabama." "Moments ago, at 2.25 p.m., as President Reagan was leaving the five or six gunshots were fired by an unknown would-be assassin." "The President was shot in the chest..." "I picked up the mail." "And one day, out of the blue clear sky, I got a letter from Jenny wondering if I could come down to Savannah and see her, and that's what I'm doing here." "She saw me on TV, running." "I'm supposed to go on the number nine bus to Richmond Street and get off and go one block left to 1947 Henry Street, apartment 4." "Why, you don't need to take a bus." "Henry Street is just five or six blocks down that way." " Down that way?" " Down that way." "It was nice talking to you." "I hope everything works out for you!" " How you doin'?" "Come in!" "Come in!" " I got your letter." " I was wondering about that." " This your house?" "Yeah." "It's messy right now." "I just got off work." "It's nice." "You got air conditioning." " Thank you." " I ate some." "I kept a scrapbook of your clippings, and everything." "There you are." "And this, I got you running." "I ran a long way." "It's a long time." "And there..." "Listen, Forrest, I don't know how to say this." "I just I want to apologise for anything that I ever did to you ' cause I was messed up for a long time, and..." " Hi." " Hey, you." " This is an old friend from Alabama." " How do you do?" "Next week my schedule changes, so I can..." "No problem." "Got to go." "I'm double-parked." "OK." "Thanks." "This is my very good friend Mr Gump." "Can you say hi?" " Hello, Mr Gump." " Hello." " Can I go watch TV now?" " Yes." "Just keep it low." " You're a mama, Jenny." " I'm a mama." " His name's Forrest." " Like me!" " I named him after his daddy." " He got a daddy named Forrest, too?" "You're his daddy, Forrest." "Forrest, look at me." "Look at me, Forrest." "There's nothing you need to do." "You didn't do anything wrong." "OK?" "Isn't he beautiful?" "He's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "But..." "Is he smart?" "Can he..." "He's very smart." "He's one of the smartest in his class." "Yeah, it's OK." "Go talk to him." " What are you watching?" " Bert and Ernie." "Forrest, I'm sick." "What, do you have a cough due to a cold?" "I have some virus, and the doctors, they don't know what it is, and there isn't anything they can do about it." "You could come home with me." "You and little Forrest could come stay at my house in Greenbow." "I'll take care of you if you're sick." "Would you marry me, Forrest?" "OK." "Please take your seats." "Forrest?" "It's time to start." "Hi." "Your tie." "Lieutenant Dan." " Lieutenant Dan." " Hello, Forrest." "You got new legs." "New legs!" "Yeah." "I got new legs." "Custom-made." "Titanium alloy." "It's what they use on the space shuttle." "Magic legs." "This is my fiancee, Susan." " Lieutenant Dan." " Hi, Forrest." " Lieutenant Dan, this is my Jenny." " Hi." "It's nice to meet you finally." "Do you, Forrest, take Jenny to be your wife?" "Do you, Jenny, take Forrest to be your husband?" "And so I pronounce you man and wife." " Hey." " Hi." "Were you scared in Vietnam?" "Yes." "Well, I don't know." "Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out." "And then it was nice." "It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou." "There was always a million sparkles on the water." "Like that mountain lake." "It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other." "And then in the desert, when the sun comes up," "I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began." "It was so beautiful." "I wish I could've been there with you." "You were." "I love you." "You died on a Saturday morning." "And I had you placed here under our tree." "And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground." "Mama always said that dying' was a part of life." "I sure wish it wasn't." "Little Forrest is doing just fine." "About to start school again soon, and I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day." "I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day." "Teaching him how to play ping-pong." "He's really good." "Forrest, you go." "We fish a lot." "And every night, we read a book." "He's so smart, Jenny." "You' d be so proud of him." "I am." "He wrote you a letter." "And he says I can't read it." "I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you." "I don't know if mama was right or if it's Lieutenant Dan." "I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze." "But I think maybe it's both." "Maybe both is happening at the same time." "But I miss you, Jenny." "If there's anything you need, I won't be far away." "Here's your bus." "OK." "I know this." "I'm gonna share that for show-and-tell because Grandma used to read it to you." "My favourite book." "Here you go." "Don't..." " I want to tell you I love you." " I love you, too, Daddy." "I'll be right here when you get back." "You understand this is the bus to school, don't you?" "Of course, and you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump." "2002 HW Production"

"Boone?" "Yes, General?" "I'm going into the next office." "Yes, sir." "Damn it." "My name is Bob Wilton." "I'm a journalist." "Part of my job is finding where a story begins." "If you were looking at my story, you might think it began when I got a job at the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram." "Or you might think it began when I married my college sweetheart Debora." "But you'd be wrong because the real story of my life began a few years back, when my editor sent me to interview a local guy he'd heard on a talk radio show." "The guy claimed to have some kind of psychic powers, that he could travel with just his mind anywhere he wanted." "He called it remote viewing." "The man's name was Gus Lacey." "What have you seen lately?" "Lately I've been watching the Loch Ness Monster in Scotland, England" " Thanks, Mom." "And it turns" " I've got it, I've got it." "Mom, I've got it." "Thank you." "Turns out... it's the ghost of a dinosaur." "Okay." "Wow." "So when did this all start for you, Gus?" "It started when I was a kid." "Gus told me that back in the '80s, he was part of a top-secret unit that got their training in the Army, in a program sanctioned by the highest levels of government." "When I asked him what the purpose of this unit was," " he said" " We were psychic spies, mainly." "That was our initial tasking." "Once they realized what they were sitting on, we were trained to kill animals." "What, with your" "With our minds, that is correct." "Just by staring at them." "What kind of animals?" "One of our units stopped the heart of a goat." "Wow." "The power they unleashed in us." "Last week, I killed my hamster." "You want to see?" "There." "Look." "You ever seen a hamster do that before?" "I never owned a hamster, Gus, before, so..." "Just look." "Look." "See the way it's glaring at its wheel?" "Yeah, I guess our hamster-owning readers would know what's aberrant behavior and what-- what's..." "Oh, shit, shit, shit, he's down." "Yeah, he's down." "At this point I'd been staring at him for about three hours." "Bizarre, right?" "What does that" " It didn't die." "You said you killed it." "Yeah, well, Mom said no." "She said "Don't show him the hamster dying." "Show him the tape where the hamster acts bizarre instead."" "You should have seen the Skipper at work." " Who's the Skipper?" " Lyn Cassady." "After Bill, he was the most gifted psi-guy I ever met." "He was like an occult force." "He runs a dance studio now." "The little man inside me dismissed Lacey as a nut." "You know the little man." "He's the one who says "Keep your head down." ""Stay in your little town, your little job." ""You're a lucky guy." ""Your wife loves you." "You have everything you want." "You're not looking for some great adventure."" "But then, one day, when you least expect it... the great adventure finds you." "Ron's sudden death was the catalyst for everything." "Debora told me later that it had been like a wake-up call for her, what people used to call a memento mori." "Ron's massive coronary had reminded her that life was just too short to waste any chance of true happiness and that his death had helped her put everything in perspective." "A week after the funeral, she left me for my editor." "It seemed like such a tragedy at the time." "We couldn't see beyond our little lives to the great events of history unfolding out there in the world." "I was like a child or a Hobbit, safe in the Shire." "Or a blond farm boy on a distant desert planet, unaware that he was already taking the first steps on a path that would lead him relentlessly towards the heart of a conflict between the forces of good and evil." "Americans are a resolute people who have risen to every test of our time." "Adversity has revealed the character of our country to the world..." "Had I known where that path would lead, had a soft wind from my future brought me the name of Bill Django," "I might never have gone." "But as it was, I did what so many men have done throughout history when a woman has broken their heart." "I went to war." "So have you seen any combat?" "Yeah, no, it's..." "Well, I won't lie to you, Debora." "It's been pretty damn hairy." "Yeah." "We've been watching it on Fox." "Yeah, but it's not..." "I've seen things that you shouldn't... you know?" "I don't even know why you're there." "Well, I think it's important people get an accurate picture of what's" " What?" " Ready to go?" "...what's happening." " Yeah." "So what, is that-- is that Dave?" "Yeah." "He says hi." "Well, that's..." "Is he going to get his stuff out of here?" "That's" "I got to go." "We're moving out." "We're heading up north to cover the fighting there." "Wait, Bob." "Just so you" "So what's a useful phrase?" " "La tuplic, ana sahafi."" " Sahafi." "What does that mean?" "Don't shoot." "I'm a reporter." "I'll keep that in mind." "I'd been waiting for a month for permission to cross the border into Iraq." "All that time, I'd seen the embedded war correspondents coming back, swapping stories." "They all ignored me." "I had to get into Iraq somehow, or I would never again be able to face myself, my wife, or that one-armed fuck-head Dave." "DeWitt Resources, out of Arkansas." "That's right." "We make trash cans." "You're here for the conference, right?" "Looking for a contract." "I guess." "What's your pitch?" "Well, we're real cheap." "Bob Wilton." "Skip." "You mind if I..." "No." "So you're from Arkansas." "No." "Been here long?" "No." "Be careful what you wish for." "I wanted to prove myself." "And for my sins... fate taught me a lesson." "Lyn Cassady?" "Lyn Cassady." "After Bill, he was the most gifted psi-guy I ever met." "Do you know Gus Lacey?" "Skip?" "Hello?" "Lyn." "I have your hat." "Skip?" " Hah!" "You work for Hooper?" "Hooper?" "No." "I work for the Ann Arbor Daily Telegram." "How do you know about Lacey?" "I interviewed him a few months ago for my paper." "Little prick." "Follow me." "Let me ask you something." "What color were the chairs in the hotel bar?" "Um..." "You were there for hours." "What color were the chairs?" "Green." "Beige." "How many lights are in this room?" "A Super Soldier wouldn't have to look." "He would just know." "Super Soldier?" "A Jedi Warrior." "He'd know where all the lights were." "He could walk through a room, tell you how many power outlets there were." "People are walking around with their eyes closed." "At Level 1 we were trained to instantly absorb all details." "What's a Jedi Warrior?" "You're looking at one." "You're a Jedi Warrior?" "That's correct." "I don't" " What" "I don't know what that means." "I'm Sergeant First Class Lyn Cassady, Special Forces, retired." "In the '80s, I was trained at Fort Bragg under a secret initiative code-named Project Jedi." "The objective of the project was to create Super Soldiers-- soldiers with super powers." "We were the first generation of the New Earth Army." "You've got super powers?" "That's correct." "Wait a minute." "You" "If I'm" "What you're saying is that you were a psychic spy like Lacey?" "We prefer the term remote viewer." "How does that work?" "Well, different Jedi had different techniques." "Mel Landau used to visualize packing all his troubles into a little suitcase to clear his mind, and Steve Tuttle would recite Bible verse, which was..." "What about you?" "I find drinking helps, and if I'm listening to classic rock." "Oh, yeah?" "Like who?" "I like Boston." "Boston usually works." "What other powers would you practice?" "Invisibility." "Invisibility?" "Yeah." "That was Level 3." "Like actual invisibility?" "Well, yeah, that was the goal." "Eventually, we adapted it to just finding a way of not being seen." "But once you understand the linkage between observation and reality, then you begin to dance with invisibility." "Like camouflage?" "No." "It's not like camouflage." "We also practice phasing." "Crossing from particle to wave, from physical to energy." "Solid objects seem to pass right through you." "That starts with a breathing exercise." "You go..." "And then you think black." "That's the nothingness." "Got it?" "It's..." "This is" " I don't know what..." "Can I be honest with you, Lyn?" "I don't know what to make of this." "I don't know what to say." "This is amazing stuff." "I want to" "Uh" "Could I write a story about this?" "Not going to happen." "Because I've been looking for a story, Lyn." "I was going to write about the rebuild contracts," " but this is much better." " Not going to happen." "All I'm saying is we could meet tomorrow and" "I'm shipping out tomorrow." "What?" "You're going home?" "Going to Iraq." "I'm thinking about partnering on a factory in Al Qaim." "Oh." "I could come." "What?" "I could come, maybe, and" "I don't want to be a story." "I don't need the attention." "We could change names." "Stuff could stay" "There's a war over there, Bob." "You understand that?" "War." "I don't want to be looking out for you." "You wouldn't have" " I look after myself." "I've been in some pretty hairy situations." "I'm a journalist, Lyn." "You understand?" "I'm a journalist." "I go where the story is." "What is this?" "I don't know." "It's just a doodle." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." ""The US Army doesn't really have any serious alternative than to be wonderful." "This does not represent the official position of the United States Army at this time."" "Bill Django." "Who's Bill Django?" "The man who wrote that book." "He said it all started when he fell out of a helicopter in Vietnam." "Okay now!" " Out, out, out!" " Go!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Get moving!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Get down!" "Go!" "Go!" "Move!" "Fuck you, motherfuckers!" "Hey, knock it off!" " Soldier!" " Chris!" "Knock it off!" "Will you knock it off?" "Jesus." "Oof!" "Medic!" "He'll be all right." "All right!" "What are you waiting for?" "What the fuck?" "Why isn't anyone firing?" "Fire!" "Every single one of Bill's men fired high." "They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person." "Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill." "The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else." "I got you, sir." "Stay with me, all right?" "I got you." "Hang in there." "Their gentleness is their strength." "While recovering in the hospital," "Bill wrote to the Vice Chief of Staff for the Army, explaining that he wanted to go on a fact-finding mission to explore alternative combat tactics." "The Pentagon agreed to pay his salary and expenses." "What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon was that he was really looking for the answer to his vision." "How could his men's gentleness, their general lack of interest in killing people, be turned into a strength?" "How could love and peace help win wars?" "Bill knew where to go to find out." "Bill disappeared into the New Age Movement for six years." "Like all shamen before him, he had traversed the wilderness." "Now he was returning to his people a changed man." "He brought with him his confidential report, which he called The New Earth Army Manual." ""The New Earth Army is a banner under which the forces of good can gather." ""The courage and nobility of the Warrior blended with the spirituality of the Monk." ""The Jedi Warrior will follow in the footsteps" ""of the great Imagineers of the past" "Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, Walt Disney."" ""The role of The New Earth Army is to resolve conflict worldwide." ""Jedis will parachute into war zones, utilizing sparkly eyes technique," ""carrying symbolic flowers and animals, playing indigenous music and words of peace."" "What's" " What's sparkly eyes technique?" "All right, you ready?" "Okay." " You got it?" " Okay." " You see it?" "You got it?" " I think I got it." "Yeah." "Okay." "As Lyn drove on, I wondered what the hell I was doing." "I wanted to go back." "This wasn't me." "This was crazy." "And so was Lyn." "But by then it was too late." "We'd already crossed the border." "What, does that direct your powers?" "What?" "The cone." "Does it direct your psychic powers or something?" "No." "It cooks supper." "That's solar." "Utilizing the power of the universe." "No pollution, totally renewable." "That's New Earth Army technology." "Pretty mind-blowing, isn't it?" "First time I saw that, I was like "What the fuck?"" "Yeah, but it..." "What?" "Well, it's just hard to believe the Pentagon paid for this." "There's nothing in here actually about fighting." "The New Earth Army was tasked with preventing conflict." "We're a force of peace, not war." "Bill understood if you want to change the world, you're going to start by changing the armies." "He was the guy that started the research into non-lethals." "Non-lethals?" "Check this out." " The Predator." " The Predator?" "Lyn, that's just a plastic" " Ohh!" " See?" "You're mine now." "The Predator is 100% biodegradable, it's friendly to the earth," " and it can hurt you in a hundred ways." " Fuck!" "It has warrior capacities, and it looks a little bit funny." "Jesus!" "Stop it!" " I bought it online." " Fuck." "Funny thing is you could see this laying around on the ground." "You would never know it had such lethality." "Eyeballs." "Aah!" "Aah!" "God damn it!" "Well, I guess it's officially night now." "Piece of shit." "I've got Crohn's." "The steroids help." "Sometimes there's a need, Bob." "Sometimes people are calling out for something." "They don't know it themselves." "And then a man like Bill appears out of nowhere... because he heard the call." "We are a hollow army, gentlemen." "Vietnam has crushed our soul." "We have to dream a new America, an America that no longer has an exploitative view of natural resources, no longer promotes consumption at all cost." "But to achieve this dream, we must become the first Superpower to develop super powers." "We must create Warrior Monks-- men and women who can fall in love with everyone, sense plant auras, pass through walls, stop saying mindless clichés, and see into the future." "I want you to join me in this vision." "Be all you can be." "Among Bill's audience that day was a brigadier general from the Defense Intelligence Agency," "Dean Hopgood." "For some time, the General had been concerned with Soviet research into psychic powers." "According to some stories, the Soviets had designed "psychotronic generators,"" "machines capable of bombarding the President with negative energy." "They were also conducting sadistic experiments to see whether animals had psychic powers." "Could they, for instance, telepathically detect that their babies were distressed?" "Sick bastards." "But why did the Soviets begin this type of research?" "Well, sir, it looks like they found out about our attempt to telepathically communicate with one of our nuclear subs, the Nautilus, while it was under the polar cap." " What attempt?" " There was no attempt." "Seems the story was a French hoax." "But the Russians think the story about the story being a French hoax is just a story, sir." "So they've started doing psi research because they thought we were doing psi research when we weren't doing psi research?" "Yes, sir." "But now that they are doing psi research, we're going to have to do psi research, sir." "We can't afford to have the Russians leading the field in the paranormal." "Two weeks later, the Army adopted the slogan "Be All You Can Be"" "and appointed Bill Commander of the first New Earth Army Battalion." "Lyn?" "Lyn?" "Lyn!" "Lyn!" "What?" "Oh." "Uh" "Nothing." "I..." "What are you doing?" "Salute to the Sun." "All right." "We're Oscar Mike." "That's "On the move," soldier." "Right." "What are you doing?" "Cloud bursting." "Keeps me in shape." "Really?" "Which one?" "That one." "This one?" "No." "That one." "The big one." "Isn't that one too far away?" "They're all far away." "And it's gone." "Ooh!" "Fuck." "Jesus, you had, like, the whole desert to drive in, Lyn." "I'm sorry about that, Bob." "Must have gotten a little bilocational there." "I wouldn't worry about it, though." "Somebody will come along soon." "Heads." "Right." "Heads." "Right." "What's your record at this?" "264." "Tails." "Right." "Well, that's pr" "Thank you, Jesus, sweet Jesus." "Please, please, please." "Can you help us?" "Can you help?" "Can you help?" "We drove into a rock." "And I wondered if you could take us to some, like, a town or someplace." "Can we get in?" "Thank you." "He says "Futter."" ""F-Futter," he says, so we can get in." "Come on." "Thank you." "Thank you." "For picking us up." "No cars came by." "How" " How far is" "Lyn?" " Is this..." " Yeah." "We're going to die." "I'm going to be killed by Al Qaeda." "I don't think they're Al Qaeda." "What the hell do you know?" "You don't know." "You don't know." "You don't know anything." "This is all your fault." "Bob, there's something I have to tell you." "When I said that I was retired from the unit, that was a lie." "I'm on a mission." "DeWitts is just my cover." "I've been reactivated." "I couldn't tell you because it's a Black Op, but I think you have a role to play." "I think that's why you're here." "You're an idiot." "You know why I'm here?" "I just wanted to get into Iraq so I could prove to my wife that I wasn't a..." "And now I'm going to die." "I'm going to die, and she's right." "I'm such a... fucking..." "Bob, have you ever heard of optimum trajectory?" "What?" "Optimum trajectory." "Your life is like a river." "If you're aiming for a goal that isn't your destiny, you're always going to be swimming against the current." "Young Gandhi wants to be a stock-car driver." "It's not gonna happen." "Little Anne Frank wants to be a high school teacher." "Tough titty, Anne." "It's not your destiny." "But you will go on to move the hearts and minds of millions." "Find out what your destiny is, and the river will carry you." "Now, sometimes events in life give an individual clues as to where their destiny lies." "Like those little doodles you just happened to draw?" "It's the Ajna chakra, the third eye, the symbol of the Jedi." "When I saw that you were drawing it, well, the universe gives you clues like that, you don't ignore it." "You were meant to be here with me, Bob." "It's the Jedi in you that senses it." "Now, I don't think that these guys are FRLs or Mehdi Army." "I think we're talking standard criminals here, which means they're gonna try and sell us to another group." "We can't let that happen." "How are we going to stop them?" "There's three of them, and they've got guns." "We're Jedi, Bob." "We don't fight with guns." "We fight with our mind." "What do you mean?" "Okay, let's say that we have no choice but to fight these guys." "We're going to use visual aesthetics to instill psychically in the enemy the disincentive to attack." "What do you mean?" "Okay, you pick one of them out." "You lock eyes with him." "Then you go into this monotone, where you would go "Mmm... no." "I'm not going to attack you."" "You relax your body and your voice." "And you just rip out one of his eyes, or you get a pen and stab him in the neck and create this fountain of blood." "I mean a real fountain." "Get it squirting all over his buddies." "That is a psychic disincentive right there." "We haven't got a pen." "You're missing the point." "Come on." "Here." "Come here." "Let me show you something." "All right." "Choke me." "I don't want to, Lyn." "Choke me." "What am I going to do?" "I don't know." "There's too many sharp edges." "It's okay." "You can attack me." "What's with the quotation fingers?" "That's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or" "Choke me." "If I choose to choke you, what are you going to do?" "I'm going to interrupt your thought pattern." "See?" "I barely moved." "Physics-wise, not much going on here." "It's the psychic energy that's important." "You okay?" " Sharp edges." " Yeah." "You felt fear, though, in the beginning?" "Yes." "Would you say that that level of fear was abnormal?" "I don't know." "I was pretty terrified anyway, but the fear I felt on the run-up to the choking was, you know, unusual." "You know why?" "Because it wasn't you." "It was me." "I was inside your head, fighting with the mind." "Now, you must always, always" "Okay, ya'allah, we go." "Ya'allah." "I'm sorry I freaked out back there, Lyn." "You learned a lesson." "Whatever you fear most has no power over you." "It's the fear that has the power." "Bill?" "Oprah." "Oh." "You really don't work for DeWitts?" "Just my cover." "Gus Lacey said you ran a dance studio." "That was just a cover, too, right?" "No." "I do run a dance studio." "I love dance." "And you're out here on a mission, right?" "In time, Bob." "Did you mean what you said back there when you said I had some Jedi in me?" "We learn to recognize our own kind." "Haven't you always felt like you were different?" " Yes." "Yes, I have." " That's the way it is for us." "We were the ones that didn't fit in when we were kids." "Have you always had powers?" "Kind of." "Foxtrot 117 has launched." "Tracking now." "Security code 180667." "What happened?" "Did you crash those computers?" "Yes, sir." "Far fucking out." "How would you feel about a transfer, son?" "I am Lieutenant Colonel Bill Django!" "If you pass this course, you will be a psychic weapon, an angel of death, our enemies' worst nightmare." "Until that time, you are nothing." "Less than nothing." "Do you understand?" "Sir, yes, sir!" "Uh, I'm just kidding about this shit." "Ah, okay, what shall we do now, huh?" "Hey." "Let's dance." "Okay." "Give it everything you've got." "That's it." "What's your first name, Cassady?" "Lyn, sir." "You've got to free your feet before you can free your mind, Lyn." "Not really much of a dancer, sir." "Now, that's not true, is it?" "You can dance." "It's just someone told you not to." "Stop acting so fucking queer!" "Well, I'm your commanding officer, and I'm ordering you to let the dance out!" "Come on, dance, God damn it!" "Let it go!" "Whoo!" "Let it go!" "That's it." "Welcome to the heroes' journey, Lyn." "Okay, everyone, remember, we officially do not exist as a unit." "And remember, no solid food this first week." "Primal scream, Belgian waffle, ginseng, and amphetamines." "Not to be abused, but very fucking handy." "Sense the opening." "Feel these bends now." "Feel it." "Feel it." "Yeah." "Fuck it." "Fuck it." "Whoa!" "Think cold." "Think real cold!" "Bravo Zulu, kid!" "Mother Earth, my life-support system, as a soldier," "I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay, and eat your green skin." "Carry my body through space and time." "You are my connection to the universe and all that comes after." "I am yours, and you are mine." "I salute you." "Ah." "After years of feeling like an oddball," "Lyn had finally found a home." "At last he was with men who prided themselves on being different." "The left shoulder, that's it." "These were the golden days for Lyn." "There was something so noble and pure in Bill's vision that the Jedis felt inspired to be more than soldiers." "In a world torn apart by greed and hate, they would be a force for good, for peace." "For the first time in his life, Lyn felt truly happy." "Then, into the garden, a serpent did come." "Let me finish." "Let me finish." "Larry Hooper was a failed Sci-Fi writer from Colorado, recruited to the Jedis after General Hopgood met him at a spoon-bending party." "Oh!" " Jesus." " Unbelievable." " In fact, Jesus." " How did he do that?" "You did this?" "You son of a" "Right from the start, he made himself unpopular with the rest of the unit." " Congratulations, Scotty." " Thank you." "I'm sorry it doesn't work out between you two." " What did he say?" " I don't know." "Larry made it quite clear that he despised most of the other Jedis." "Hey, man, how would you like it if somebody did that to you?" "But Lyn" " Lyn was different." "Fuck off." "He really hated him." "K-9, Scotty?" "It's" "It's something cylindrical?" "It's a pencil?" "Okay." "Larry?" "Uh, ah" "This is Larry's spirit guide, Maud." "I'm looking into the cupboard now, and I see" "I see... a tin mug." "Lyn?" "It's a man sitting in a chair." "No, wait a minute." "You said A, not K. He said A." "Bravo Zulu, Lyn." "Outstanding." "After a year's training, Lyn was given his first tasking." "A senior NATO general had been kidnapped by Red Brigade members in Italy." "Bill was unofficially asked if his unit would be able to help find him before it was too late." "North of Verona." "In a small town near a lake." "I can see a cinema." "Across the street from the cinema, there's a shop." "No, it's-- it's a cafe." "He's in the apartment above the cafe." "The name of the town is" "It's something sweet." "It's..." "Dolce." "The name of the town is Dolce." "Bill had never encountered anyone with such psychic capabilities." "And from that moment on, Lyn's reputation soared." "Rank, medals-- these things mean little to the Jedi." "But growth in spirit, in wisdom, in psychic power, these are things that earn our respect." "Native Americans believed that when one received the eagle feather, it was the mark of love, of gratitude and ultimate respect." "Only true human beings may carry the eagle feather." "Way to go, Lyn." " Good job." " That's great, man." "You earned it." "The word soon got out in the intelligence community that there was a sergeant at Fort Bragg who could find whatever you needed found." "It was as if Lyn could fly anywhere in the world without leaving his room." "As Bill said, the force truly was strong with this one." "Lyn?" "Don't worry, Bob." "We're not going to get in that truck." "You don't want us." "You don't want us!" "Put your weapon away." "Put your weapon away!" "Bob, don't move." "Put your weapon away." "Bob, don't move." "Bob, stay put." "Bob, stop!" "Huh?" "Aah!" "Now, at the time, I thought Lyn was having some kind of fit here." "Later I discovered what he was actually doing was performing the Echmeyer technique." "Ben Echmeyer was a Vietnam vet with 63 confirmed kills." "He remains the only non-Korean to achieve the rank of Master in Kwa Ra Do." "It's been said he could have a tug of war with a dozen men and not move an inch." "He was also able to lift bags of sand on hooks hung through his scrotum." "He was one of the Jedi teachers at Fort Bragg." "Sir, what is the practical application of this?" "Ben caused quite a stir by advocating his controversial shock and awe knife attack method." "The approach was hailed by some knife aficionados as revolutionary, but criticized by others who believed that the leaping and spinning might lead you to accidentally stab yourself." "Lyn Cassady, however, became a firm convert to the style." "Of course, Lyn didn't actually have a knife with him at this particular time, so I still think that what he did was kind of reckless." "You idiot." "Shit, shit." "They're not coming." "We're okay." "We're okay." "They're not coming." "We're going to be all right." "Oh, shit." "There he is." "Sir!" "It's okay." "We're Americans." "We're here to help you!" "Sir!" "Sir, we" "Oh, crap." "What happened?" "What happened?" "I think I just ran him over." "Sir?" "Sir!" "Are you all right, sir?" "Bob, give me a hand." "Come on." "Help him up." "Get him up here." "Pick him up." "Pick him up." "Oh, shit!" "Oh, shit, who is that?" "Don't move!" "Let's see your hands!" "Now!" "Todd Nixon, Army Small Business Officer." "Mahmud Daash." "Ask me what business I'm in, Muhammad." "Mahmud." "What business are you in, sir?" "Right now, I'm in the quality of life business." "We've got over 25 million Iraqis out here that want to be independent, want to make something of themselves." "But more than anything else, they want to buy stuff." "Cell phones, digital cameras, leisure suits, you name it." "If it sells in Boston, we can damn well sell it in Baghdad." "Am I right, Muhammad?" "He knows what I'm talking about." "We've got Halliburton, Parsons, Perini just in their primes." "We're going to have McDonald's," "We're going to have Starbucks." "No corporate tax." "It's going to be a gold rush." "Oh, and by the way, fuck the French." "Did you hear that shit?" "Chirac wants to bring French contractors in?" "Hey, Phil?" "What's the most common French expression?" "I give up." "That's fucking funny." "Year Zero, boys." "Year Zero." "Okay, we are in Indian country now." "Check your 6." "We've got a line of cars at the gas station here." "You guys want to wait?" "Negative." "We're too exposed." "We're taking the station." "Go in fangs out." "Secure the perimeter." "Give her the go-juice, Eddy." "I filled her up last time." "That's bullshit." "He did fill her up last time, Gary." "With all due respect, sir, bull-fucking-shit." "I tanked her last time." " Bullshit!" " Every time." "Can we figure out some sort of fucking system" "Contact!" "Contact!" "Where is contact?" "Where's the shooter?" "In what became known as the Battle of Ramadi, 12 people were injured, mostly locals." "Both security companies claimed that they had been fired upon first by Iraqis." "Of course, it was later revealed that they had actually fired upon each other." "My house is not far." "We could walk from here." " Sounds good, Muhammad." " Mahmud!" "Open it up!" "Let's go!" "As we ran for cover," "I thought, "This was what I had wanted."" "I was on a mission, even if I didn't know what kind of mission it was." "But I could hear the little man inside me again." "He was screaming like a little girl." "Krom 1, Krom 1, this is Freedom Frontier." "We are under attack." "This is fucking FUBAR." "Hold your fire!" "Mahmud led us to his home, which, as it turned out, had been robbed in his absence and also accidentally shot up in a fire fight." "Neighbors told him that his wife had left." "They weren't sure where she had gone." "I'm very sorry for running you over, sir." "It was an accident." "And I apologize for the security detachment." "I don't want you to think that all Americans are like that." "I apologize for the kidnappers." "Not your fault, sir." "I mean, we have kidnappers in America, and there's always bad apples." "Lyn?" "Are you awake?" "Just thinking about Mahmud." "People just trying to do something with their lives, something lasting and good, but there's always somebody that wants to smash it up." "What Lyn was really thinking about was Larry Hooper and the part that he had played in the destruction of the New Earth Army." "But in fairness, the Jedis' own eccentricities hadn't exactly won them many allies." "For example, there was Tim Kootz, who, on being asked to ascertain the whereabouts of General Manuel Noriega, had replied..." "Ask Angela Lansbury." "Say again, Tim?" "Ask Angela Lansbury." "Excellent, Tim." "Excellent." "We asked Angela Lansbury." "And?" "She said she didn't know where General Noriega was." "Or there was the time Major General Gilling was visiting the base and saw Jedi trainee Clifford Hickox practicing the ancient Sun Dance of the Sioux Nation." "The Jedis survived such minor scandals, protected, it was rumored, by President Reagan, who was a fan of both the Star Wars films and the paranormal himself." "But then, one summer, a young, likable Lieutenant named Norman Pendleton was recruited to the New Earth Army." "Desperate to compete with Lyn," "Larry had been doing research into the infamous CIA MK-ULTRA experiments which he believed could enhance his own psychic powers." "All he needed was a lab rat to try them out on, check if they were safe." "It turned out they weren't." "Left, left, right" "Gun!" "Gun!" "Oh, shit!" "Norm?" "Norm, give me the gun." "Left, left, right, left." "Norm's father, who it turned out was pretty high up in the Pentagon, wanted blood." "Although the Jedis were pretty sure Larry was responsible, nothing could be proved, and when he was called to testify at the disciplinary hearing," "Larry made sure to smear Bill with everything he could." "Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes." "That's a lie." "And to get drugs for himself and his men." "That" "Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie." "Brigadier General Hopgood resigned and died some years later." "Bill received a dishonorable discharge." "Continue the work, Lyn." "The world needs the Jedis now more than ever." "After Bill left," "Major Holtz of Special Forces took command of the Jedis." "He didn't think much of Bill's unconventional training techniques, and he vowed to make some changes." "Nothing was ever the same again." "I really appreciate this, sir." "Jesus, we could have bought a map." "Bedouins have been navigating this desert for centuries without a map." "You can even use your wristwatch in conjunction with the sun." "Well?" " Well, what?" " Well, use a wristwatch." "I haven't got a wristwatch." "Oh, for the love of" "Here." "What?" "It's digital." "So?" "You need a watch with hands." "Well, how am I supposed to know?" "You're the navigation expert." "You're the one who said you could find the way." " I will if you'd just be quiet." " You don't even have a watch." "I don't need a watch." "I'm using Level 2." "What is that?" "Level 2." "Intuition." "We were trained to make correct decisions." "Somebody runs up to you, and they say, "There's a fork in the road." "Do you go left or do you go right?"" "And you go, "We go right."" "Just instant?" "Instant." "Just like that." "We've been sitting here for half an hour." "How is that instant?" " Oh, it's this way?" " Yeah." "Oh, now you know." "Hang on." "What happened?" "IED." "What?" "Improvised Explosive Device." "Oh, Jesus." "Jesus." "You're okay." "You're going to be okay." "I can't believe it." "Great fucking intuition, Lyn." "I can't" " Put me down." "I can" " I can walk." "Oh, Jesus." "I think I may be bleeding to death." "You're not bleeding to death." "You're in shock." "It's just shock." "I'm so hot." "It's so hot." "Aren't you hot?" "Bob, it's pretty important you keep your mouth closed." "You lose a lot of water through an open mouth." "If we'd only stayed with the car, then we'd be all right now." "And now we have no water." "You're going to be okay." "No f" " Will you stop saying that?" "I've been blown up." "I'm in the middle of the desert." "I'm not going to be okay." "Bob, you're in shock." "If you panic, your heart's going to stop." "Is that supposed to calm me down?" "Wait a minute." "Th" "This is west." "Al Qaim is the other way." "We're going the wrong way." "Al Qaim isn't the mission." "We're going near Al Qaim." "Where?" "I don't know." "What?" "Is that a joke?" "It's a joke, right?" "That we've come 600 miles, and you don't know where we're going?" "Well, if the exact whereabouts of the target was known, it wouldn't take a Jedi to find it, would it?" "Who gave you the mission, Lyn?" "Bill did." "What?" "Bill." "He appeared in my trailer two months ago." "A psychic projection." "He called out my name." "Oh, Jesus." "Lyn, there is no mission?" "We're in the middle of the fucking desert because you heard voices?" "And there's no one here!" "There's no one fucking here!" "When the dust of Bill's discharge had settled, it revealed a surprising victor." "What do you have for me, Sergeant?" "This is a scientific report I've done on possible offensive psi applications, sir." "I showed it to Lieutenant Colonel Django, but he didn't seem interested." "No, I'll bet he wasn't." "We have men who can do this?" "I can think of one, sir." "We don't have the resources." "Well, sir, there is the Goat Lab." "Just 80 yards from Major Holtz' office was an abandoned hospital." "Most of the soldiers who lived and worked in Fort Bragg had no idea about the actual function of this building because although it was abandoned, the hospital was not empty." "The goats had been secretly flown in from Central America to avoid customs." "Special forces weren't worried about regular soldiers hearing the goats because they'd been de-bleated." "Goat Lab was originally created as a secret laboratory to provide in-the-field surgical training for Special Forces soldiers." "The goats would get shot in the leg with a bolt gun, and then a trainee would have to dress the wound successfully." "Goat Lab actually used to be called Dog Lab, but it turned out most soldiers didn't feel good shooting dogs in the leg." "The Army, though, had long felt fine about doing stuff to goats, even testing atomic weapons on them." "It's gone, Bob." "I can't find him." "I've lost my powers." "It's the curse." "What curse?" "It took this beautiful thing that we'd been building, and they destroyed the New Earth Army." "Who destroyed it?" "I did." "Hooper and Holtz wanted me to do an experiment." "They wanted me to stop the heart of a goat." "What had that goat ever done to me?" "It's completely against the way of the Jedi." "I was just going to pretend to try so that they could see it wouldn't work and they would forget about it, but then, as I sat there," "I felt this pulse inside me." "Couldn't stop it." "Maybe deep down inside, some dark part of me wanted to see if I could do it." "Holy shit." "That was it." "I'd used my powers for evil, and it was as if I brought a curse on all of us." "It's like that poem where the guy kills the seagull and they make him wear it around his neck." "Every night I would dream about that goat, its mouth opening and closing without making a sound." "The silence of the goats." "I finished my tour, and I quit." "I walked out, never went back." "But before he could leave," "Larry arranged one last parting gift." "What do you" "It was the Dim Mak." " The Dim Mak?" " Dim Mak." "Quivering Palm." "The Death Touch." "It's forbidden in the New Earth Army." "What does the Death Touch do?" "It kills you, Bob." " One touch." " Jesus." "There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist, was in a fight with a guy who was beating him, and the guy gave him this light tap, and Wong looked at him, and the guy just nodded." "That was it." "He'd given him the Death Touch." "Wong died." "Then and there?" "No." "About 18 years later." "That's the thing about the Dim Mak-- you never know when it's going to take effect." "In a funny kind of way, I admired Lyn then." "He believed in something so much, he thought he could really die from it." "I think that's what I'd been looking for all along-- something to believe in, something to give meaning to my life." "That's why I'd fallen for Lyn's crazy stories." "That's why I'd followed him out into the desert." "Look." "Look." "Come on." "Come on." "You might want to talk to Private First Class Don Wilscom, who is in charge of the camp's remote-control car races going every Sunday." "These are friendly competitions held between members of the camp, but if you think this sort of thing's for kids, you'd better think again." "...70 miles per hour while the monster truck models could be up to a foot and a half..." "Handling the models at those speeds allows for hairpin turns." "Of course it's a challenge of..." "Lyn?" "Lyn?" "Where are you going?" "Lyn?" "Weather today-- ...with highs of 102 degrees, humidity at 13% and low southwestern winds." "Hello, Bill." "Hello, Lyn." "This is Bob." "Hello, Bob." "Hello." "Oh, good." "The gang's all here." "This is primarily a Psyops base." ""Psy" for psychic, right?" ""Psy" for psychological, but the irony isn't wasted on me." "Radio broadcasts, leaflets, things like that." "Oh, here's an Iraqi Psyops leaflet they dropped on us." ""American Soldier, your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds."" "Yeah, didn't exactly do their homework there." "How'd you find us, Lyn?" "I told you I remote viewed you." "If this is Psyops base, what are you doing here?" "I said it was primarily Psyops." "There are individuals in the current administration who are looking for creative solutions to the War on Terror." "They're far more open minded than their predecessors, and they've out-sourced experimental research to my company." "Sick?" "It's pronounced "psych."" "Psychic Systems International Corp" " P.S.I.C." "Turns out certain people had heard about the New Earth Army." "They were very interested in some of the work we were doing back then." "They got a hold of me." "I got a hold of Bill." "Bill works for you?" "Bill's looking into subliminal messaging." "Oh." "This is one we designed to play to our own troops before going into combat." "Push "Play" on that." "There's a subliminal message in this?" "This one's called "Don't Get Drunk Before Firing Heavy Machine Guns."" "We've got all sorts of new ideas in development." "Give him one of our new ideas." " Uh, Air bag mine?" " Air bag mine." "Non-lethal-- boom, catapults the fucker up into air." "Give me another one." "Blast target with pheromones and then release Attack Bees." "Excellent." "Attack Bees." "The Forces of Nature." "Another." "Project Achilles." "We mutilate enemy corpses" "We're not doing that one anymore, you idiot." "The point is we've got a budget, we've got supporters." "I'm rebuilding the New Earth Army, only this time without all the hippie crap." "How you doing there, Bill?" "Going to get some ice cream." "You get the occasional flash of what he used to be, but he's pretty burnt out on the booze." "Still, he's the best." "Oh." "Twizzlers." "You want one?" "No." "God, I love these things." "What is it?" "The Dark Side." "What are you going to do?" "Lyn, what are you going to do?" "It's too late." "I'm dying, Bob." "Oh, you're not going to die." "I don't believe you can be killed by mail-order Dim Sum or" " Dim Mak." " Dim Mak-- whatever." "You can't just be tapped on the shoulder and whatnot" " It's cancer." " What?" "I mean, I know it was the Dim Mak that caused it." "It's cancer." "At least that's what the doctors say." "There's different ways of looking at-- different names for a reality." "Here." "Give that to Bill." "I don't deserve it." "Take it." "It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn, and it wasn't the cancer." "He was dying of a broken heart... and maybe the cancer as well." "His mission had failed, and failure was something I knew too much about." "Bill?" "Lyn told me he didn't deserve this eagle feather." "He wanted me to give it back to you." "It's fake." "What?" "$25,000 fine for taking an eagle feather." "This one's off a turkey." "You just dye the tip black." "Don't tell Lyn." "It isn't real." "None of it was real." "Lyn told me about the curse... that by killing the goat he put a curse on all of you." "Wh" " What's Larry going to do with these goats?" "Do you believe in redemption, Bill?" "Oh." "Sorry." "Didn't mean to wake you." "How did you find us?" "I told you." "I remote viewed you." "Scotty Mercer told you, didn't he?" "Yeah, he did." "We told Scotty we were coming over here." " Asked him if he wanted some work." " I haven't seen Scotty." "That's funny because he told me he ran into you and mentioned that there might be some jobs going over with us." "Isn't that why you came, really, Lyn?" "You want back in, don't you?" "It can happen." "You've only got to say the word." "This could be the new Golden Age for psi research." "You, me, Bill, back together again like the old days." "You don't have to make a decision now." "Tell me in the morning." "Mother Earth, you are my life-support system." "As a solider, I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay, and eat your green skin." "Help me to balance myself as you hold in balance the earth, the sea, and the space environments." "Help me to open my heart, knowing that the universe will feed me." "I pray my boots will always kiss your face" " and my footsteps match your heartbeat." " Match your heartbeat." "Carry my body through space and time." "You are my connection to the universe and all that comes after." "I am yours, and you are mine." "I salute you." "I salute you." "Bill?" "Bill!" "Bill." "Bill, are you okay?" "I just saw Timothy Leary." "Timothy Leary's dead." "I know." "Hey, I got an idea." "Good evening, gentlemen." "Going to get some ice cream." "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen." "Your attention." "Don't eat the eggs." " What?" " Don't eat the eggs." "Here, I picked these flowers for you." "What's going on?" "We put LSD in the eggs." "Bill showed me where Larry had some bottles of LSD, and we put some in the powdered eggs last night." "And in the water." "What?" "I put it in the main water tank as well." "But we drank the water." "Yeah." "Uh, hold on." "Uh, the weather today is going to be... hot." "I mean, I'm guessing." "I haven't really looked at the thing, but it's-- it's going to be fucking hot as balls out there." "Again, because, you know?" "Big fucking shocker, right?" "It's going to be hot again." "Don't you think it would've been a good idea if we hadn't drunk the fucking water?" "No." "That might've aroused suspicion." "But don't worry." "Over the years, I've developed a massive tolerance to all narcotics." "Yeah!" "Woo-hoo!" "Woo-hoo-hoo!" "You're going to hit the gate!" "You're going to hit the gate!" "It's cool." "You missed it." "In the name of the New Earth Army and loving people everywhere," "I'm liberating you." "I'm liberating this base!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Let's go, goats." "Come on, go." "Go." "Come on." "Come on." "Whoa." "Atta boy." "Come on." "Come on." "I'm free." "Come on." "Everyone, come on." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Come on." "Put the gun down, Larry." "Wow." "I'm really hungry." "Let's go." "Come on." "Don't be afraid." "They're just goats." "Free to go." "Dismissed." "Don't worry about the soldiers." "Go." "Go." "Ma'assalama." "Peace be with you." "Go." " Go." " You're free!" "Ma'assalama." "Woo-hoo!" "Wait!" "Wait, wait." "Wait for me!" "Where are you going?" "What about the mission?" "You're the mission, Bob!" "Tell them what happened!" "Tell everybody what happened." "It's your job now." "At the time, I was hurt that Lyn hadn't taken me with him, but now I know it was because he and Bill had already seen what was to come." "Nobody exactly knows what happened." "The official story is that their helicopter must have crashed, either because they were hit by an RPG or because-- well, that's what happens when you fly a helicopter while you're tripping on acid." "All I know is they've never been seen since." "Like all shamen, they returned to the sky." "When I got back, I wrote the story up." "Everything." "Lyn had handed the mission on to me, and I would see it through." "I would tell everyone what happened." "I understood now that Debora and I weren't meant to be together, and I was at peace with that." "It wasn't my destiny to return to the life I had before." "The universe has other plans for me." "I sent the story to the newspapers and TV stations." "I didn't care what the authorities did to me." "I was ready to go to prison as long as the truth came out, but they didn't put me in prison." "They did something much worse." "...an unusual tool to break the resistance of Iraqi POWs, and trust me, a lot of parents would agree." "Some prisoners are being forced to listen to Barney the purple dinosaur sing the "I Love You" song for 24 straight hours, according to Newsweek Magazine." "And that was it." "That was the only bit in my story that ran anywhere, and it was a joke, and if I ever needed proof of how the Dark Side had taken the beautiful dream of what a nation could be and had twisted it, destroyed it," "well, that was it, but I won't stop." "I won't give up because when I look at what is happening in the world," "I know that now, more than ever... we need to be all that we can be." "Bob?" "Now, more than ever... we need the Jedi."

"In business, to win in business, to win In business, to win in business, to win luck has nothing to do with inside." "Negotiating is a game he must know his opponent." "Otherwise, we risk losing everything." "If you're not a sore loser,,i it never becomes rich." "But the limits of ethics can sometimes stretched to the extreme." "Our partner, Morgan Nordenstrale, had exaggerated once too often." "It was more tolerable." "We must review the third quarter." "You need to rid your desk and make your keys." "My father founded this company." "You've almost casting." "Business of Caesar Batangas ..." "It would be better ..." "Get out here or call security." "Thomas ..." "I had forgotten a family photo." "Do not let him pressure." "It's a sick, I want him spurting." "I never see this crazy." "7 years later" "As I said, it became intolerable." "Morgan we had compromised with the company Cataegis." "In using unacceptable methods, it was forced Batangas, the owner, to sell." "He had hanged himself." "It was a tragedy, but it turned out that the agreement was a success." "was the best investment Cataegis our history." "Today is one of the largest computer company in Europe." "The shares have tripled since that the company was nationalized." "Our company, Nova Investment, specialized in venture capital." "We invest in our clients' money in companies with potential, then we sell our shares by the earnings." "The agreement was to sell our shares and leave Cataegis later." "The time has arrived." "41 00:04:12,920 -- 00:04:16,959 The meetings of shareholders and this fiscal year are completed." "A year enjoyable and exciting." "Palpitating because we introduced new services, and fun because the profits have increased and costs decreased." "Now we can look at ..." "Why Nova Investment sells it when everything is going so well?" "Maybe it is time to sell." "I do not feel qualified to answer." "I would ask the spokesman for Nova," "Thomas Skepphult." "Thank you." "We have never hidden our intention to leave Cataegis." "I oppose this sale." "The shares will increase by 30%." "The program and the reputation of Capital Group are incompatible with the objectives of Cataegis." "They have built their business investment suspected strokes." "I assure you that the objectives and interests of Extreme Capital Group ethical and financial, are the same ..." "The agreement stipulates that Nova Investment must have 60% of shares for sale." "You only have 40%." "I ask that we vote." "We're going too" "We interrupt few minutes." "Gabriel Mørk just talk about morality." "There is something sick!" "Mork Gabriel." "a master of negotiation, he always finds the weak point his opponent." "I did not know that your sense of morality was so loud." "Morality is sold, you are ignorant?" "Why are you smiling?" "We had better." "Don't play with me!" "Nova Investment will invest in GM Oil." "If participation Swedish increases," "I have to pay taxes." "I refuse." "That's why we're here." "You want my vote to 25% and I don't want you to approach my oil company." "We cancel the vote." "It turns out that Nova Investment has the votes needed for sell its shares." "GM Oil is dropped." "Check that everything is in place for the signature Monday." "All right." "At Monday." "That candles." "You're gonna put it where?" " It's going to go." " There is more room." "Can you take a gift?" "No way." "It's better if you take it." "No question." "I'm the cake." "It will teach him." "Look at the cake!" "Happy birthday, Ebba." "What could it be?" "Can I see?" " A horse." " Your horse." "We couldn't bring him here, so we'll see it in the stable." "You know the horses, it takes a lot of work." "I'll help you, my darling." "If you sing for Ebba?" "No, that one." "To save life," "Yes." "Can I see what it is?" "It's nice!" "It's not any heart." "It's a magical ancient heart." "Do you want to put it on?" "Do you know why it's magic?" "Do you want to know?" "If you really want to know something you don't know, just put it on and you'll know everything." "What are you talking about?" "I had a heart magic." "How beautiful!" "is a gift from Dad?" "There have been changes." "We had an information on your actions in Cataegis, seven years ago." "What kind of information?" "Disturbing facts on the previous owner and founder of Cataegis." "This man died." "Caesar Batangas." "The mismanagement of this case, we think, entirely justified these changes." "We will study these changes in private." "Sure." "We count before our departure." "Gentlemen ..." "I want to talk to Thomas in private." "Sure." "Why are they doing it now ?" "Or rather, that they know?" "Damn!" "I'm leaving." "Karin?" "Did Wilhelm tell you where he went?" "At Strandvägen." "Neither Karl Louis are not aware." "A hidden compartment." "You need to destroy the tape." "I know." "Why have you kept it?" "In spite of myself." "Are you interested?" "Are you sure?" "A glass, anyone?" "Everything will well with Cataegis." "Don't worry." "I wanted to talk." "It's time to take over." "What do you say?" "There is a time for everything, Thomas." "But why?" "Finally, why?" "Because it's time." "What do you mean, it's time?" "It is not that complicated." "What do you do?" "You can not quit like that." "And the tape?" "You need to get rid of!" "Calm down." "I want to dedicate myself to my family." "What bullshit!" "Your couple is a failure." "How?" "Excuse me, I didn't mean it." "Of course, I won't leave until everything is settled." "Trust me." "You're the wife of Wilhelm Rahmberg?" "Hello." "Diana Malm." "Louisa." "Have you ate, Ebba?" "I'm sorry, Louise." "Do you know if... had Rahmberg enemies?" "No." "No, I don't think so." "Think better." "Nine times out of ten in such crimes, the motive is passion." "The jealousy, hatred, or simply the lure of gain." "You saw Rahmberg last night." "Yes." "What have you done?" "We talked ... about business." "Rahmberg will retire." "How did you react?" "Of course, I thought it was a pity." "He was my mentor, my partner and my friend during the past 15 years." "We found a contract in a safe, at Rahmberg's home." "It states that if a partner dies, one can buy its shares for two million." "It is common to write such contracts for the best of the companies." "All the energy is concentrated on ways to make them grow." "If I understand well," "Nova investments amount to 10 billion." "And from the contract, you alone control it all." "If you suspect me, tell me." "I suggest you call your lawyer." "You insinuate that I killed him?" "Here Messrs Philip Ceder." "Thomas Skepphult for Philip Ceder." "One moment, please." "Thomas." "Philip Ceder is there?" "My dear Thomas, I'm back to pay old debts." "Who's calling?" "Do you recognize my voice?" "No." "Can I talk to Philip Ceder?" "It could be a problem." "Are you kidding?" "Who are you?" "Caesar Batanga, I am." "And now, Wilhelm." "Hello?" " You're still here" " Who is calling?" "I followed you for years." "You're getting better." "This is awesome!" "What a mistake, to take his name." "You thought it sounded better?" "Remember that you cannot exceed your limits." "I know what kind of person you are." "As I said, it's time to settle his old debts." "I'm leading of Nova Investment." "The police have arrested" "Rahmberg's partner, ThomasSkepphult." "We have no confirmation." "Is he a suspect or not inthecaseRahmberg?" "This is insane!" "Don't you want to come home some time?" " Why?" " You know it." "You have contacts in the police." "Tell them that it is a mistake!" "I spoke to them." "So?" "They would never do that if they believed innocent." "What?" "what you said?" "If only you had listened." "They found a smoking gun." " Anna?" " Go away immediately." "You know that I'll always be there, whatever happens, for you and Ebba." "Always." "The call from my client was diverted while trying to reach me." "He spoke to a person he believed to be the murderer of Rahmberg." "My client has also been threatened." "Threatened?" "How?" "What emerged most is that my client would be next." "Who was on the phone?" "He said his name was Morgan Nordenstrale." "Why would he argued that?" "I do not know." "Why he wouldn't be Nordenstrale?" "Because he's dead, he committed suicide." "You should check this appeal." "Is that all?" "It lacks a clamp lever among the tools from the garage is what the killer used." "I see." "Anything else?" "The prosecutor asks for his arrest for the murder of Wilhelm Rahmberg." "If we checked first call?" "The footprints belong to your client." "Someone could steal it and put it there." "My client is innocent." "He is at the disposal of the police." "is the arraignment." "There is a call to your lawyer." "Here." "Hi, Philip." "Your pretty woman seems a bit tired." "Who's brain did you stress?" "do you approve the fact that she smokes?" "You were more healthy before." " What do you want?" " codes offshore account." " What offshore account?" " You know." "On which you have at least 75 million." "Lovely, this Ebba." "In advance for his age." "What chatterbox!" "She told me about a magical heart." "Sick!" "What guarantees mdo I have that you'll leave my family alone?" "Warranty?" "Since when this word had a sense to you?" "codes, please." " I don'tot have them there." " You have an hour." " Then, the warranty has expired." " What?" "One hour." "Otherwise, what happens?" "There's nobody." " I must call ..." " We're going!" "I'm calling my wife!" " Slow down!" " I need to call my wife!" "What are you doing?" "I'm calling my wife!" "Listen to me, I really must call my wife." "Can you calm down?" "Wait here." "Wait." "How?" "so I can call?" "At the farm." "OK?" "What are you doing?" "Shit!" "Enter pin code" "Do you have a phone?" "I need a phone." "Stop!" "Get him!" "Stop this man!" " Did you hear?" " What?" "Thomas Skepphult fled." "What are you saying?" "This isn't my fault." " Where is that brat?" " It happens." "How does?" "Where is she?" "They will soon arrive." "He won't find the place." "He's doing what, calling the cops?" "I promised to take care of that, this isn't the first time, right?" "Excuse me, Ahmed." "Excuse me, I didn't mean it." "I won." "I don't want you to believe me unfair." "Go ahead, hit me and we'll quit." " It isn't part of the business." " Typing." "Pay me first." "What?" "I pay you?" "I can sing, I'm hoarse." "Hello." "Your husband is there?" "He escaped, we wondered if we could enter." "Did your husband contact you?" "No." "Why?" "He escaped?" "I do not know." "He said he did not Rahmberg killed." "Of course not." "In your opinion, which could help?" "Will he flee the country?" "Run away?" "I didn't say. 15 or 16 years." "Had they met before or after" "Thomas to go to jail?" "I don't know." "Call me if you are contacted." "I checked Nordenstrale." "His mother should of had identified the body." "Skepphult claims that he's alive." "He's lying." "I know these guys." "It's always a story of money." "We must dig deeper into his affairs." "Why don't you answer?" "Join me in the street with Ebba." "What are you doing?" "Do what I tell you!" "Why did you escape?" "Do what I tell you!" "Join me in the street!" "I forgot my magic heart!" "Yes?" "Dusky the office." "Immediately!" "Fabian von Klercking." "Where are you?" "Are you okay?" "I'm on the boat." "Can you help me?" "Fabian?" "Yes, of course." "How?" "Anna and Ebba will happen." " Can you take care of them?" " Sure." "A certain Preben Smed ..." "A Dane named Preben Smed ..." "He'll be here in 3 hours to take care of my family." "Philip told me about the phone call." "Is it real?" "It's true!" "The most important thing, is that you take care of them." "I promise." "I'll take responsability for that?" "I'll be grateful." "Be careful." "Fabian?" " Thank you." " No problem." "The family left." "I don't understand it, Thomas ..." "You have a dirty mine." "Your hair's all gray." "How did they go?" "Good." "Thanks for your help, I really need." "That will cost you." "A million a week." " Can you you afford that?" " Yes." "Anna will get the money." " Super." " But she doesn't know where he is." "I noted the name and address of the bank here." "What are you gonna do?" "What can I do?" "Go to the police and explain everything." " Do you want me to I take you?" " How?" "I'll go with you?" "What mean?" " Police doesn't believe you?" " Not yet." "They'll never believe you." "They don't seek Morgan, he is dead." "They think you killed your partner." "do you understand?" "You'll wait here until the police finds something." "It will cost you one million per week, how long?" "1, 2, 3 weeks?" "You hit a policeman." "Okay." "What can I do?" "Let me take care of it." "What are you gonna do?" "You have a track?" "I don't even know what is happening." " Somebody behaved oddly ?" " Yes." "We had a contract with Belarusians." "That was messed up." "I do not know why." "Someone is behind all this." "They are still here." "They took the Scandic Park Hotel." "You gonna keep it?" "Do you know where to sleep?" "Yes." "Certainly not in your holiday home." "I have a different location." "Guard the moral and relax." "I call you." "Tomorrow." "A Dane." "I know a Swede who has worked with the Danes." "He works with them now." "It's on the side of the house." "He owes me." "I saved his life in prison." "I have a favor to ask and you won't like it." "A clause contract requires that if a partner dies, the investors can withdraw." "Our study has stoped the machine." "There were good reasons." "We need a legal adviser." "No one will accept." "A person, though." "No." "If you had seen your own father so degraded, so humiliated ..." "Gabriel has taken everything." "I know." " We can't hit him." " It's not the point." "Gabriel Mork wanted to buy our Cataegis shares." "We are going to let him." "It will help us." "Then we will deal more together." "Have you any idea of what you're asking?" "I think so." "You're the one in whom I trust." "When do you want me to speak?" "Today, if possible." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I won't forget." "I've checked the setting on the phone." "The law firm uses temporary secretaries." "A guy named Ahmed Aalam has paid for a pinch you can." "Shall I check his identity?" "The technicians didn't find any cassettes." "Have you seen?" "Do you know a Morgan Nordenstrale?" "Nova Investment belonged to his family before Thomas Wilhelmt purchased it." "They bought all his shares?" "It was at the same time with the Caesar Batanga case." "What happend there?" "What are you doing?" "Why didn't you call?" "Can you imagine my concern?" "Why did you record?" "Where did the money come from in the trunk?" "Answer me!" "They told me that you had been in prison." "Really?" "Must I respond to all those?" "That's why I'm here." "Shall I begin?" "Prison is false." "Who said that?" "A month in borstal." "Who did you meet?" "You bring these people back home..." "Preben is my cousin." "Why did you ever talked to your cousin?" "I read that your father was not dead." "What?" "You told me he was dead when you were little." "You said many things and apparently, nothing is true." "You have a great father." "Mine, I wish he was dead." "It's a big difference." "Why did you remain silent?" "Because it's difficult." "But that's me, Thomas." "It's me." "Forgive me." "I'll talk with someone who knows where is Morgan." "Then I'will go to the police." "Really?" "I promise." "Do you know, in Stockholm, a man named Ahmed Aalam?" "No." "Why?" "I think he knows where is Morgan." "You have go to the police?" "Sure." "Why?" "He's already dead." "You're not obliged to do it yourself." "Have you spoken to the Russians?" "They were already gone." "I'm trying to find where they are." "I will take care of Ahmed later." "I'll call you, OK?" "What are you doing?" "I took her in his room." "The police launched an investigation on Rahmberg and Skepphult." "It focuses on the acquisition of Nova Nordenstrale ..." "You have a new message." "I have verified the identity of Ahmed Aalam." "He runs a restaurant in Sollentuna." "The Aptitkungen." "Call me." "I'm looking for Ahmed." " He is behind." " Thank you." "Who are you?" "You are Ahmed Aalam?" "What do you want?" "I have a proposal." "If you can agree, it's yours." "And much more." "What proposal?" "How did Morgan offered it to you?" "You haven't paid yet?" "He has never been sloppy in business." "A little too nervous." " What interests you in Morgan?" " There are 50 000." "You have 450 000 if you tell me where is Morgan." "Do you have money?" " We agree?" " I will have it when?" "When you leed me to Morgan." "Get in." "What you say?" "That over 450 000." "And I'm swinging Morgan?" "At least, I pay you." "You're right." "It is a little nervous, and not a very legit business." "450 000?" "Morgan m'étripera if he learns it." "450 000... 450 000 bullets." "450 000 biffetons." " How much do you want?" " How much is my skin, in your opinion?" "A million." "One million ..." "I'd do what, with a million?" "A kebab stand in Baghdad?" "Two." "You want both?" "What use have money if I'm dead?" "Do you want to do the business or not?" "Doing business?" "Do we have to go this morning?" "I cann't stay longer." "I'm worried about you." "Me too." "We can't live without money." "The police came at Strandvägen." "They asked about you." "I'm dead, Louise." "They seek a video." "What video?" "They found your old camera, they were not interested." "I want you to find this video." "Why?" "Because it's mine." "What is it?" "It's ... my life." "My soul." "My name." "My failure." "So ..." "Alright?" "1 500 kg of pressure." "Ouch!" "How much do you want?" "You think people would do anything for money." "You're wrong." "Money is nothing, when it was really bad." "We must find where it hurts most." "Do not return before you have the 450 000 in cash." "I want that money." "He's on a boat in Nacka." "The Glory Days." "In the bathroom, there is an emergency kit." "Come with me." " What are you doing here?" " I'm going to the toilet." "There's someone in the house." "One of your men work for Morgan." "And Ebba?" "What?" "Shut up!" "Go see Ebba." "I've seen pictures of her sleeping." "628 00:59:43,360 -- 00:59:44,759 I'll call you." "What is it?" " Nothing." " Did something happened there?" "Stay here." "What does he?" " Everything is fine." " How's Ebba?" "She's fine." "You saw the pictures?" "Yes." "Someone filmed with a camera in his sleep." "I'll find that." "Shut up." "For what I'm paying you?" "Calm down." "I find it." "He lives in Belarus, it is connected with the Mafia." "I want to know everything about him." "Do you understand?" "Everything." "Fetch the Swedes in the living room immediately." "Yes?" "Who are you calling?" "Who are you calling?" "Shut yourself in the cabinet toiletries." "The girl is in the toilet." "Onward." " Where are they?" " In the dressing room." "The shareholders can not sell their shares in Nova." "I can not stop them." "Your lawyers, though." "It was the only condition for your purchase of Cataegis." "I did not retreat one day with a von Klercking." "The contract is valid until Thomas... is proven innocent." " If he is." " He is." " You think so?" " Sure." "You think the trial of a von Klercking is my only guarantee of the innocence of Skepphult?" "I lose a lot if you're wrong." "If I'm right, you have a lot of money." "My reputation is at stake" "Reputation?" "If you have nothing better," "I am afraid I must decline your offer." "I helped your father when he was at its lowest." "And he betrayed me." "But you don't betray anyone." "I like that." "Why are you so hard for Thomas hello?" " It concerns me." " You are wasting your talent." "Never nobody will work with Thomas." "You're wrong." "I'll work with him." "And if I offered you a great job?" "You'll find the door alone." "I'll tell my lawyers start tomorrow." "We found this on one of the body outside." "Morgan Nordenstrale." "It looks good." "Hello Anna, I am." "Reminds new issue quickly." "Goodbye, my darling." " You scared me." " Where were you?" " What are you doing here?" " Where were you?" " I was shopping." " What kind?" "Everything okay?" "they knew they had a spy." "His wife and daughter are parties." "How did it happen?" "No tray." "What's in the bag?" "Some cases." "Show me." "Show me what's in the bag." "Show me what's in the bag!" "Thomas is in the cellar." "I have to phone." "I'll tell him what you want to know." "Put on the speaker." "Zero?" "Looking for Zero, right?" ""You filthy pig!" "OK, darling?" " How is Ebba going?" " She sleeps." "We must leave here, you understand?" "I talked to Friends of Marbella." "You can stay home." "The plane leaves tomorrow." "I must first talk to Thomas." "I know what happened at home." "Police found the bodies." "We must think Ebba!" " Stop thinking about Thomas!" " I must speak to him, Dad." "You're blind." " You do not know him - do you know him?" "The opinion I have of Thomas any more." "Apparently, this Morgan is alive and he is crazy." "You gotta realize that Thomas has done something." "It is time to decide who really matters to you." "My God!" "Excuse me" "Here Fabian von Klercking ..." "This is a court order." "I must inspect the premises." "I am the responsible." " Can I help you?" " It depends." "Tell us of Caesar Batanga's position in Cataegis before Nova Investment buys his company." "What do you know?" "Not much." "That he committed suicide, long ago." "were evacuated staff." "You must leave." "You remind me all?" "Thanks." " How did it go?" " Good." "I need a few signatures." "Thank you." "How are you?" "Medium." "Preben found Morgan." "What?" "Preben found Morgan." "It seems he was living in Belarus." " Go to the police." " I'll go." "I must first find Anna." "She didn't respond." "The police went to the office." "And Inspector Malm." "They asked questions about Caesar Batangas." "They searched in our old files and our records." "Do you know what they were looking for?" "Yes." "I forgot something." "Here." "I borrow a jacket." "What's on the tape?" "You scared me, Louise." "All the world is eager to know." "Where are you going?" "Can you put the tape?" " You do not want to see." " Put the tape." "If I pass..." "Morgan, you ..." "I want to see." "Caesar Batangas." "It's Morgan." "Stop it." "He is crazy." "Look at him." " Stop it, I tell you" " Look at him." "He was filmed regardless psychopath!" "Look at him!" " Stop it!" " Sorry." "Louise, I need that tape." "The only thing that can proove my incence." "I need that tape." "Did you know that Morgan threatened to kill my family?" "Anna and Ebba." "He is married, he has a child in Belarus." "I'm sorry but it's true." "You're not part of his plans." "You're a tool, like me." "When he will finish with me, it's your turn." "I'm sorry." "Help me." "I beg you." "Give me the tape." "My husband has 100 million into an account at the bank." "I don't have access." "You've probably an offshore account." "Give me the money." "If you give me the tape." "They heard the gunfire from below." "Give me the money." "What is it?" "He left the kitchen." "It took an eternity." "Anna." "Anna?" "Where are you ?" "With Fabian." " And you?" " the manor." "Dad has prepared a place in Spain." "I'm leaving tomorrow with Ebba." "What are you doing?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "I try solve it." "Have you lied to Morgan?" "How?" "Have you lied to Morgan?" "What do you say?" " I thought that Morgan was dead." " Me too." "Why resurfaced now?" "I know." "What do you want me to say?" "It's not me, the psychopath." "They fired Preben on." "What?" "I think Preben died." "Sorry." "It happened so much." "We didn't have time to talk..." " Where are you?" " In manor." " And Ebba?" " It is with Dad." "She sleeps there." "You're not alone, is not it?" "Bring codes Härtuna." "You got the toilet bag?" "Yes." " There." " It is at the rear." "Open it." " What?" " Open it." "Listen." "Louise has a tape." "You have to recover it." "Louise?" "He's involved in the murder of Wilhelm." "What should I do?" "just get that tape." "I can not, Thomas." "There must be a other mean." "I need that tape." "I can not do anything illegal." "Find this tape!" "Find it!" "Hurry." "I'm in a hurry!" "Where is this tape?" "I want that tape!" "Where is she, Louisa?" "An ambulance at 25 Strandvägen." "A woman has cut the veins!" "She lost all her blood!" "Yes." "Wait, I'll ..." "No, the two arms!" "What?" "Anna, calm down." "I'm here." "Calm down!" "Slowly, I'll bring it down." "The time is coming, Thomas." "The settle old debts." "Your account number" "Let out Anna first." "You don't have the right to speak!" "Wait!" "OK." "35, 26, 03, 10... 30, 45." "Access Code?" "26... 24, 58, 26 ... 39, 65." "The last?" "Leave first exit Anna." "You have a choice." "Your wife or money?" "You kill us as soon as you have it." "I let her go." "You haven't changed." "You like more the money than your wife." "Bastard!" "What is my warranty?" "There it is." "25, 11, 25, 86... 11, 25, 86... 1 1, 4, 5." "11, 45." "Morgan." "Morgan?" "Listen to me, Morgan." "Morgan." "No," "Answer me, Anna." "Tell me, Anna!" "You really wanted me like that?" "Kind of..." "Everything's fine." "I brought your clothes and that." "It's a reflection of who?" "Who is it?" "You have made copies?" "No." "You're sure?" "I wouldn't dare." "Nobody scares me as much as you." "Not crisis." "Finance solid." "Homeownerspleased." "The wife of Wilhelm admitted complicity in the murder of her husband." "This yields My client all these terrible accusations ..." "I wonder if Wilhelm had seen the entire tape, if he had an ace in the hole." "One thing is sure, he knew my weakness." "This is the lot of weaknesses." "Everyone a." "The thing is to find it." "Adapted:" "Grig by Jade Lostis Bidjocka" "Subtitles:" "CMC please improove and pass further"

"The year, 1462." "Constantinople had fallen." "Moslem Turks swept into Europe, threatening all of Christendom." "From Transylvania arose a Romanian knight." "Draculea." "On the eve of the battle, his bride, Elizabetha, knew that he must face an insurmountable force from which he might never return." "Elizabetha..." "The vengeful Turks shot a message into the castle." "It told of Draculea 's death." "Elizabetha, believing him dead, flung herself into the river." "My prince is dead." "All is lost without him." "May God unite us in heaven." "I've done everything you asked, Master." "All the preparations are in order." "Everything." "I await your command, for I know that when the rewards are given, " " I will be one of those who benefits from your generosity." "Thank you." "Renfield is deranged." "He's lost his mind, poor chap." "Take over his foreign client, this eccentric Count Dracula." "He's buying up property in London." "Of course, sir." "Thank you for your confidence." "This is a great opportunity, Harker." "Leave for Transylvania immediately." "Opportunities such as this come but once in a lifetime." "May I enquire, what happened to Mr. Renfield in Transylvania?" "Nothing..." "Personal problems." "Close these transactions, and your future with this firm is assured." "Yes, sir." "I will give it my full attention." "We've waited this long..." " We can be married when I return." " Of course." " I will write." " Jonathan..." " Jonathan, I love you." " I love you, Mina." "25th May, Budapest." "Left Budapest early this morning." "We're leaving the West..." "We're traveling to the far east of the country." "To the border of Transylvania, Moldavia and Bukovina in the Carpathian mountains." "One of the wildest areas of Europe." "My friend, welcome to the Carpathians." "I am anxiously expecting you." "At the Borgo Pass, my carriage will await you." "I trust your journey from London has been a happy one." "And I hope you will enjoy your stay in my beautiful land." "Your friend..." "D." "Diary, 25th May." "My dear Jonathan has been gone almost a week." "I wish we'd married before his departure, but I am happy he was sent on this important mission." "It must be so nice to see strange countries." "I wonder if Jonathan and I shall ever see them together." "We' re early, driver." "No one is here." "I say, is the castle far?" "Welcome to my home." "Enter of your own will and leave some of the happiness you bring." " Count Dracula?" " I am Dracula." "And I bid you welcome, Mr. Harker, to my house." "Come in." "You will, I trust, excuse me that I do not join you." "I have already dined and I never drink wine." "An ancestor?" "I see a resemblance." "The order of the Dracul is a dragon." "An ancient society pledging my forefathers to defend the church against all enemies of Christ." "That relationship was not entirely... successful." "Oh, yes..." "It is no laughing matter!" "We Draculs have a right to be proud." "No devil was greater than Attila, whose blood flows in these veins." "Blood is too precious a thing in these times." "The warlike days are over." "The victories of my great race are but a tale to be told." "I am the last of my kind." "I have offended you with my ignorance." "Forgive me." "I long to go through the crowded streets of your mighty London." "To be in the midst of the whirl and the rush of humanity." "To share its life, its changes..." "its death." "There." "You, Count are the owner of Carfax Abbey." "Congratulations." "Your firm writes most highly of your talents." "They say you are a man of good... taste." "And that you are a worthy substitute to your predecessor, Mr. Renfield." "You may rely on me." "I'm curious." "Why ten houses in such precise locations?" "Is it to raise the market value?" "Do you believe in destiny?" "That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose?" "The luckiest man on earth is the one who finds... true love." "You found Mina." "I thought she was lost." "We're to be married when I return." "Are you married, Count?" "Sir, are you married?" "I was married once." "Ages ago, it seems." "She died." " I'm very sorry." " She was fortunate." "My life, at its best, is misery." "She will, no doubt, make a devoted wife and you a faithful husband." "Come, write to your firm and any loved ones." "Say that it should please you to stay with me for a month." "A month?" "Do you wish me to stay so long?" "I will take no refusal." "Diary. 30th May, 1 897." "Jonathan does not want me to stay with Lucy while he is away." "If I become accustomed to the privileges of the Weston family, he thinks I will not be content as the wife of a mere clerk." "But Lucy and I are friends." "She has never minded that I am only a schoolmistress." "Disgusting!" "Mina..." "Mina, you're always working." "Is your ambitious John Harker forcing you to learn that machine?" "He could be forcing you into acts of passion on the parlour floor." "Lucy!" "You shouldn't talk about my fiancé in such a way." "There's more to marriage than carnal pleasures." "So I see... much, much more!" "What is it, Lucy?" "I don't understand it." "Can man and woman really do... that?" " I did... only last night." " Fibber!" "You did not." "Yes, I did." "Well, in my dreams." "Jonathan measures up, doesn't he?" "You can tell Lucy." "We've kissed, that's all." "He thinks he's too poor to marry me." "It's all the worse now that I'm visiting you... my rich friend." "Yes, but not one marriage proposal, and here I am almost 20..." "Practically a hag!" "Mr. Quincey P. Morris!" "Look!" "What is that?" "A Texan." "Quincey P. Morris." "He's so young and fresh." " A wild stallion between my legs." " You're positively indecent!" "I just know what men desire." "Watch." " Quincey, darling." " Miss Lucy..." "You're as fresh as a spring rain." "Quincey, please let me touch it." "It's so big." "My dear, sweet little girl." "I hold your hand, and you've kissed me." "Jack!" "Oceans of love..." "Oh, my poor little baby!" "Come over here, my poor little blossom." "My poor, little, brilliant doctor." " What a naughty bear." " Arthur Holmwood, Esquire." "My darling." "I'm so sorry about your hat." "This is my snake dress." "Lucy is a pure and virtuous girl, but she does shock me sometimes." "Jonathan says a defect of the rich is that they say what they please." "But I admire Lucy and I'm not surprised men flock around her." "I wish I were as pretty and as adored as she." "You are the love of my life." "What manner of man is this?" "R.N. Renfield, successful solicitor in the firm of Hawkins Thompkins." "Member of the Wyndham Club." "He returns from business abroad in Transylvania and suffers a mental breakdown." "He's obsessed with some bloodlust." "George." "Wait here." "Would you care for an hors d'oeuvre, doctor, or a canapé?" " No, thank you." "How are you?" " Better than my love-sick doctor." " Does my private life interest you?" " Of course." "All life interests me." " Your diet is disgusting." " They're perfectly nutritious." "Each life that I ingest gives back life to me." " A fly gives you life?" " Certainly." "You'll eat molecules with chopsticks before I eat the lesser carnivorae." "I shall have to invent a new classification of lunatic for you." "What about spiders?" "Spiders eat the flies." " Yes, spiders eat them." " What about sparrows?" " Yes... did you say sparrows?" " Something larger perhaps?" "Oh yes..." "A kitten." "I beg you!" "A little, sleek, playful kitten." "Something I can teach." "Something I can feed." "Don't refuse me." "Wouldn't you prefer a cat?" "Yes!" "A big cat!" "My salvation depends upon it." " Your salvation?" " Yes, lives for the Master." "Master?" "What master?" "The Master will come." " He's promised to make me immortal." " How?" "The blood is the life!" "Blood is the life!" "30th May, Castle Dracula." "I think things that I dare not confess." "The way the Count looked at Mina's picture fills me with fear." "As if I have a part to play in a story that is not known to me." "I didn't hear you come in." "T ake care." "You cut yourself." "It is more dangerous than you think." "A foul bauble of man's... vanity." "Perhaps you should grow a beard." "The letters I requested..." "have you written them?" "Good." "Should you leave these rooms, you will not go to sleep in any other part of the castle." "It is old and has many bad memories." " Be warned." " I'm sure I understand." "Do not put your faith in such..." "trinkets of deceit." "We are in Transylvania, and Transylvania is not England." "Our ways are not your ways." "And to you..." "there shall be many strange things." "I've seen strange things already." "Wolves chasing me!" "A blue inferno!" "Listen to them." "The children of the night." " What sweet music they make." " Music?" "Those animals?" "I did as Dracula instructed." "I wrote three letters." "To the firm, to my family, and to my beloved Mina." "I said nothing of my fears, as he will read them, no doubt." "I know now that I am a prisoner." "Jonathan..." "Jonathan, come to me." "Come." "Lay down." "Lay back into my arms." "Lay back, Jonathan." "What is this?" "Charlatans!" "Dearest Mina, all is well here." "The Count has insisted that I remain here for a month." "I can say no more, except I love you." "Ever faithful, Jonathan." "The letters I have written have undoubtedly sealed my doom." "The Count's gypsies, loyal to the death to whomever they serve." "Day and night, they fill boxes with earth from the castle's cellar." "They are to be delivered to Carfax Abbey in London." "Why do they fill these boxes with earth?" "I love him!" "Mina, it's so wonderful." "I've decided." " I love him and I've said yes!" " Finally." " The T exan with the big knife?" " No, to my number three." "Lord Arthur Holmwood." "You're to be my maid of honour." "Mina, what is it?" "It's the most exciting day of my life." " You don't seem to care." " I'm so worried about Jonathan." "This letter I received is so cold." "It's not like him at all." "Mina, don't worry." "Captain's log, the Demeter." "27th June, 1 897." "We picked up 50 boxes of earth bound for London, England." "We set sail at noon into a storm that seemed to come from nowhere, carrying us out to sea." "3rd July." "Second mate is missing." "Nearing Gibraltar." "Storm continues." "Crew uneasy." "Believes someone or something is aboard the ship with us." "He is here!" "The master of all life is at hand!" "Gather round!" "I am here to do your bidding, Master!" "I have worshipped you from afar, but now you are near." "I am your slave." "I await your command." "The Renfield case grows more interesting." "There is method in his madness, with his flies and spiders." "Had I the secret of even one such brilliant mind..." "Lucy..." "Lucy!" "No, do not see me!" "Lucy..." " I couldn't control myself." " You're dreaming." "Sleepwalking." "My soul..." "It seemed to leave my body." "There was this agonizing feeling." " I started shaking." " It's all right, you're dreaming." "It pulled me and lured me." "I had no control." "Those red eyes." "I still have the taste of his blood in my mouth." "Master, I'm here to do your bidding." "Master, I am here." "I have worshipped you." "The vampire, like any other night-creature, can move about by day, but during this time his powers are weak." "See the amazing cinematograph." "A wonder of modern civilization." "The latest sensation." "The attraction of the century." "The new wonder of the world." "See the amazing cinematograph." "See me." "See me now." "Escaped wolf still at large!" "Paper, sir?" "Thank you, sir." "My humblest apologies." "Forgive my ignorance." "I am recently arrived from abroad, and I do not know your city." " As a beautiful lady..." " Purchase a street atlas." "Good day." "I have offended you." "I'm looking for the cinematograph." "The wonder of the civilized world." "If you seek culture, visit a museum." "London is filled with them." "A woman so lovely and intelligent should not be walking alone." "Do I know you, sir?" "Are you acquainted with my husband?" "Shall I call the police?" "Husband?" "I shall bother you no more." "Sir..." "It is I who have been rude." "If you're looking..." "Permit me to introduce myself." "I am Prince Vlad of Sachait." " A prince, no less." " I am your servant." "Wilhelmina Murray." "I am honoured, Madam Mina." "This way." "Mr. Holmwood asked me to stop by to see Miss Lucy." "Dr. Seward, Miss Lucy." "Jack!" "Brilliant Jack!" "Do you like it?" "Did Arthur put you up to this?" "Or did you want me alone?" "Lucy, I'm here as your doctor." "Your fiancé is worried about you." "A doctor's confidence is sacred." "I must have your complete trust." "Help me, Jack." "I don't know what's happening to me." "I'm changing." "I can feel it." "I can hear everything." "I can hear the servants whispering." "I hear mice in the attic stomping like elephants." "But I'm having horrible nightmares." "The eyes..." " Jack..." " I'm here." "Nothing will harm you." " Let it work." " Thank you..." "Jack, kiss me." "Lucy is hotter than a June bride riding bareback in the Sahara." "Watch your colonial tongue." "Hello, Jack." "How's our lovely patient today?" " Frankly, I'm confounded." " Jack, are you still brooding?" " It must be something mental." " How very droll." "Did you hear that?" "Last week he wanted to marry her, now he wants to have her committed." "Let's have a look at her." "I'm at a loss, I admit." "I've cabled Abraham van Helsing, the metaphysician-philosopher." " He sounds like a witch doctor." " He studies obscure diseases." "He's my teacher and mentor." "Do it, man." "Bring him here." "Spare no expense." "Astounding." "There are no limits to science." "How can you call this science?" "Do you think Madame Curie would invite such comparisons?" "I shouldn't have come here." "I must go." "Do not fear me." "Stop this!" "My God, who are you?" "I know you." "I have crossed oceans of time to find you." "Come here, Mina." "He likes you." "There is much to be learned from beasts." "A vampire bat must consume ten times its own weight in blood each day, or its own blood cells will die." "Cute little vermin." "Blood, and diseases of the blood such as syphilis concern us here." "The very name venereal diseases, the diseases of Venus, imputes to them divine origin." "They involve the sex problem, about which the ethics and ideals of Christianity are concerned." "Civilization and syphilization have advanced together." " What is this?" " It's from the telegraph." "Thank you." "Gentlemen, that will be all." "Dawn." "These may be the last words I write in this journal." "Dracula has left me with these women, these devils of the pit." "They drain my blood to keep me weak, so I cannot escape." "I will try one last time today to find a passageway to the river." "I must leave this cursed land where the Devil's children walk." "I do attest that at this point, I, Abraham van Helsing, became personally involved in these strange events." "Professor van Helsing." "How good of you to come." "I always come to a friend in need." "T ell me about your case." "She has the usual anaemic signs." "Her blood is normal, yet it is not." " She manifests repeated blood loss." " Blood loss?" "How?" "Close the doors!" "My God, she is only a child." "My God!" "She must have a transfusion at once." "Take off your jacket." " You know how to tie a tourniquet." " You perfected a procedure." "No, I only experimented." "Landsteiner's method." "Animals, goats, sheep..." "If haemolysis occurs in the serum, her red blood cells will explode, and she will die." "Take this tube." "What in God's name is going on?" "What are you doing to Lucy?" " Trying to save her life!" " Are you the fiancé?" "Take off your coat." "This young lady needs blood and blood she must have." " Take off your coat." " Roll up your sleeve, Arthur." " Quickly." " Roll it up!" "This may hurt a little." "Forgive me, sir." "I would give my last drop of blood to save her." "Your last drop?" "Thank you, I don't ask as much as that... yet." "Hold her hand." "Jack, that poor girl has had the blood of two men put into her." "Her whole body couldn't hold that much blood." " What took it out?" " That's a good question." "Those marks on her throat..." "No disease, no trituration." "The blood loss occurred there." "You were once a careful student." "Where did the blood go?" "Tell me." " The bed clothes showed no blood." " Believe what your senses tell you." "Something went up there sucked it out of her and flew away?" " Yeah, why not?" " Brilliant!" "Absolutely brilliant!" "Will one of you learned doctors kindly tell me what is going on?" "Jack, you are a scientist." "Do you not think there are things you cannot understand?" "Mesmerism, hypnotism, materialization..." " Professor?" " Where the hell did he go?" " You see?" " I feel like a blundering novice." "We're not fighting some disease here." "There is something unspeakable out there." "Dead but not dead." "It stalks us with some purpose." "To live, it feeds on Lucy's blood." "It is a beast." "A monster." "What is happening to Lucy and to me?" "My feelings are so troubled." "I wish I were myself again." "The sensible Mina I always depended on." "Absinthe..." "is the aphrodisiac of the self." "The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul." "But you are safe with me." "Tell me, Prince..." "T ell me of your home." "The most beautiful place in all creation." "It must be." "A land beyond a great vast forest." "Surrounded by majestic mountains." "Lush vineyards." "Flowers of such frailty and beauty as to be found nowhere else." "You describe my home as if you had seen it first-hand." "It's your voice, perhaps." "It's so familiar." "It's like..." "a voice in a dream I cannot place." "It comforts me when I am alone." "And what of the princess?" " Princess?" " There is always a princess." "With gowns flowing white." "Her face..." "Her face is a river." "The princess... is a river." "Filled with tears of sadness and heartbreak." "There was a princess." "Elizabetha." "She was the most radiant woman in all the empires of the world." "Man's deceit took her from her ancient prince." "She leapt to her death into the river that you spoke of." "In my mother tongue it is called:" "River Princess." "Dear madam, your fiancé is safe with the Sisters of the Sacrament." "Mr. Harker believes your life is in extreme danger." "He desires that you join him here so that you may be married." "Yours with all blessings, Sister Agatha." "My sweet Prince..." "Jonathan must never know of us." " Lucy..." " Abraham van Helsing." " You must be Madam Mina." " How is she, Doctor?" "She is still weak." "She tells me of your worry for your beloved fiancé." "I, too, worry for all young lovers." "There are darknesses in life, my child, and there are lights." "You are one of the lights, Mina." "The light of all light." "Go now, see your friend." "Mina..." "You look different, Mina." "You look positively radiant." " You heard from Jonathan." " Yes!" "He's safe, Lucy." "He's in a convent in Romania." "He's suffering from a violent brain fever." "The good sisters caring for him say he needs me." "But I won't go..." "I'm not going to leave you." "Mina, you've got to go to him." "You've got to love him." "Marry him then and there." "I want you to take this, my sister." "It's my wedding gift to you." " No, Lucy..." " Don't worry about me." "I'll be all right." "Tell Jonathan oceans of love." "Jack, how is she?" " This is why I cannot breathe!" " It's medicinal." " It's nothing but common garlic!" " Quincey has come to see you." "Miss Lucy, you just rest easy." "Arthur sent me to take care of you." "If you don't get better, I'll have to put you out of your misery." "Quincey, you're such a beast." "Kiss me, Quincey." "Kiss me." "Kiss me!" " That old coot!" " Get off me!" "Lucy, listen to me." "Sleep now." "Look there and there." "Nosferatu." ""Here follows the shocking history of the berserk Prince Dracula."" ""He impaled people and roasted them, and boiled their heads."" ""He skinned them alive, hacked them to pieces and drank their blood."" "Dracul." "Her blood is the life." "My dearest Prince, forgive me." "I have received word from my fiancé in Romania." "I am to join him." "We are to be married." "I will never see you again." "Mina." "It is odd, but I feel almost that my strange friend is with me." "He speaks to me in my thoughts." "With him I felt alive." "Without him, soon to be a bride, I feel confused and lost." "Perhaps, though I try to be good, I am a bad, inconstant woman." "Winds!" "Winds!" "Winds!" "It is the cause." "It is Dracula, the undead." "The foe I have pursued all my life!" "Jack, hurry." "I have much to tell you." "Guard her well, Mr. Morris." "Do not fail here tonight." "We are dealing with forces of enormous power." "Guard her well, or your Lucy will become a bitch of the Devil." "A whore of darkness!" "You're a sick old buzzard!" "Hear me out." "Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident." "She is a willing recruit, I dare say a devoted disciple." "She is the Devil's concubine!" "Do you understand me?" "Yet we may still save her soul." "But not on an empty stomach." " Jack, I starve." "Feed me!" " You old coot!" "Your impotent men with their foolish spells cannot protect you from my power." "I condemn you to living death." "To eternal hunger for living blood." "Jack." "I know how deeply you loved her." "That is why you must trust me." " I need some post-mortem knives." " An autopsy?" "Lucy?" "No, I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart." "Diary, 17th September." "Poor Jonathan." "He's still so ill, but cheered by the familiar streets of London." "For me, now that Lucy is dead, it is a sad homecoming." "A part of me is dead, too, except for the tiny hope that I will again see my prince." "Is he here?" "Now that I am married, I understand the feeling that I have for him." "He is always in my thoughts." " Jonathan, what is it?" " It is the man himself!" "Look, he has grown young!" "Gentlemen..." "Must we desecrate poor Lucy's grave?" "She died horribly enough." "If Miss Lucy's dead, no wrong can be done, but if she's not dead..." " Has she been buried alive?" " No..." " She is undead." "Undead." " This is insane." "Gentlemen, shall we?" "One, two, three..." "Where is she?" "Where is she?" "What have you done with her?" "She lives beyond the grace of God." "A wanderer in the outer darkness." "She is vampyre, nosferatu." "These creatures do not die, but grow strong and immortal once infected by another nosferatu." "We fight not one beast, but the legions of the ages, feeding on the blood of the living." "Quickly, hide!" "Lucy!" "Come to me, Arthur." "Leave these others and come to me." "My arms are hungry for you, darling." "Kiss me and caress me, my darling husband." "We are strong in the Lord and the power of his might!" "We are strong in the Lord and the power of his might." "We are strong in the Lord and the power of his might." "We are strong in the Lord and the power of his might." "I bring you from shadow into light." "I cast you out, the Prince of Darkness!" "A moment's courage and it is done." "Take the stake in your left hand." "Place the point over the heart." "Then, in God's name, strike." "Now!" "Eat!" "You will need your strength for the dark days ahead." "Doctor, how did Lucy die?" "In pain?" "Yes, until we cut off her head and drove a stake through her heart." " Then she found peace." " Doctor, please!" "Mr. Harker, I must now ask you, as your doctor, a sensitive question." "During your infidelity with the demonic women, did you for one instant taste of their blood?" " No?" " No." "Good." "Then you have not infected your blood like poor Lucy." "Doctor, you must understand..." "I doubted everything, even my mind." " I was impotent with fear." " I know." "I know where the bastard sleeps..." "Carfax Abbey." "Vampires do exist." "This one we face has the strength of 20 or more people." "You can testify for that." "He can also control the meaner things of life." "The bat, the wolf." "He can appear as mist or fog and vanish at will." "All these things he can do, but he is not free." "He has to rest in the earth of his homeland to gain his evil power." " I feel pity for one so hunted." " How can you pity such a creature?" " Mina, come to my quarters." " You'll be safer there." "Bullets will not harm him, I suggest you use your bowie knife." "I wasn't planning on getting that close." "Master!" "Dr. Jack, I've been promised eternal life!" " Who is that man?" " Mr. Renfield." "Come with me." "Renfield..." "I must see him." "Mr. Renfield, behave yourself." "This is Mrs. Harker." " Good evening." " Good evening, Mr. Renfield." "It seems I've been rather naughty." "I know you." "You're the bride my master covets." "I have a husband." "I am Mrs. Harker." " My master tells me about you." " What does he tell you?" "That he is coming..." "That he is coming for you." "Please..." "Don't stay here." "Get away from this man, please." "I pray to God I may never see your sweet face again." "May the Lord bless and keep you." "Master!" "You promised me eternal life, but you give it to the pretty woman." "Dr. Jack!" "I'm no lunatic, man." "I'm a man fighting for his soul." "My quarters are spare, but comfortable." "Water and toiletries at your disposal." "You'll be completely safe here." "Destroy every box." "Sterilize the earth inside." "Let the exorcism begin." "Renfield... you have betrayed me." "No, Master." "I serve you." "I serve only you." "Yes, my love, you have found me." "My most precious life." "I've wanted this to happen." "I know that now." " I want to be with you always." " You know not what you are saying." "Yes, I do know." "I feared I would never feel your touch again." "I thought you were dead." "There is no life in this body." "But you live." "You live." "What are you?" "I must know." "You must tell me." "I am... nothing." "Lifeless." "Soulless." "Hated and feared." "I am dead to all the world." "Hear me." "I am the monster that breathing men would kill." "I am Dracula." "You murdered Lucy!" "I love you." "God forgive me, I do!" "I want to be what you are." "See what you see." "Love what you love." "To walk with me, you must die from this life and be reborn to mine." "You are my love and my life always." "Then I give you life eternal." "Everlasting love." "The power of the storm and the beasts of the earth." "Walk with me to be my loving wife forever." "I will!" "Yes!" "Mina, drink and join me in eternal life." "I cannot let this be!" "Please, I don't care." "You will be cursed to walk in the shadow of death for all eternity." "I love you too much to condemn you." "Take me away from all this death." "Mina!" "You think you can destroy me with your idols!" " Sacred blood of Christ!" " I served the cross." "I commanded nations, hundreds of years before you were born." "Your armies were defeated." "You tortured thousands of people." "I was betrayed." "Look what your God has done to me." "Your war with God is over!" "You must pay for your crimes." " Christ compels you." " She is now... my bride!" "Light!" "More light!" "Unclean..." "Unclean." " Get them!" " They must be burnt." "We know that Dracula fears us." "He fears time." "If not, why does he hurry so?" " He is gone." " How do you know?" "He speaks to me." "He has a strong mind-connection to you." "His heart was strong enough to survive the grave." "You admire him." "Yes, he was in life a most remarkable man." "A great man." "But greater is the necessity to stamp him out and destroy him." "Doctor..." "I know that I am becoming like him." "Your salvation is his destruction." "That is why I want to hypnotize you." "I want you to help me find him." "Please, help me find him." "Look into this light." "The light of all light." "Into this flame." "Your eyes are heavy." "You want to sleep." "Sleep now." "Sleep..." " I must go to him." "He calls." " What do you hear?" "What do you hear, child?" "My prince calls me." "He is traveling across icy seas to his home." "There he will grow strong again." "I am coming to him to partake of his strength." "We left London by train and crossed the channel in stormy seas." "No doubt the Count's doing." "He commands the winds, but we have the advantage." "We can reach the port at Varna days before his ship arrives." "From Paris we travel to Budapest." "The Count must sail past Gibraltar, where we have posted a lookout." "When we reach Varna, we'll wait for his ship and burn it into the sea." "Home... home." "The vampire baptized her with his own blood." "Her blood is dying." "It is no use." "We'll not let you go into the unknown alone." "Poor Jonathan, what have I done to you?" "No, I have done this to both of us." "I can hear him coming closer." "He's calling me to him." " Stay with me, please." " I'm so cold." "Noon." "Holmwood received a wire from his clerk." "The Count's ship sailed past us to the northern port of Galatz." "The black devil is reading Mina 's mind." "How can we catch him now?" "Varna..." "Galatz." "It's about 200 miles." "With the horses we can cut him off." "Van Helsing takes the Borgo Pass." "If we fail in our task, you will have to finish him." "From Varna, Mina and van Helsing took a carriage." "We continued on to Galatz in order to intercept the Count." "I am fearful for Mina." "She is now our decoy." " I know this place." "We must go on." " It is late, we must rest here now." "No!" "We must go." "He needs me!" "We are passed Bistrita." "Dracula outsmarted us again." "His gypsies met him at Galatz and are now on the Borgo Pass." " You must eat." " I am not hungry." "Mina!" "You have been so good to me, Professor." "I know that Lucy had secret desires for you." "She told me." "I, too, know what men desire." "Will you cut off my head and drive a stake through my heart, as you did poor Lucy, you murdering bastard?" "Not while I live." "I've sworn to protect you." "You're safe within the circle." "I'll not lose you to him." "Whores of Satan!" "This is holy ground!" "Leave this place now!" "Leave!" "In the name of God, leave here!" "I command you in the name of Christ." "Damn you!" "Dracul!" "Dracul!" "Mina, you are near." "My love." "They're racing against the sunset." "It may be too late." "Mina!" "Shoot!" "Charge!" "Quincey!" "No!" "No." "When my time comes, will you do the same to me?" "Will you?" "No." "No, let them go." "Our work is finished here..." "Hers is just begun." "Quincey." "We have all become God's madmen." "All of us." "Where is my God?" "He has forsaken me." "It is finished." "My love." "My love." "There, in the presence of God, I understood at last how my love could release us all from the powers of darkness." "Our love is stronger than death." "Give me peace."

"CSI: episode 5x12 Snakes" "Female, early 30s, Hispanic descent, vitreous potassium was 11.74 milli-equivalents per liter, so PMI*'s approximately six hours." "So time of death roughly 1:00 a.m." "C.O.D. ?" "From what I got here, I can't tell you much." "Minimal dilation in the pupils indicates decapitation was post-mortem." "Scalp shows naked follicles without hairs, no inflammation around them indicates removal was post-mortem as well." "Ripped out in chunks." "Takes time and dedication to do something like that." "And a lot of hatred." "So her eyebrows have been shaved off and drawn back on with eyeliner." "I know that's popular among Latinos in 28th Street." "She could be a banger or a girlfriend of one." "Either way at least, she took good care of her teeth." "Nine digits ?" "Social Security number." "Dentists usually put on some form of identification on removable bridgework." "It's better than a license plate." "Pulled a couple of likely palm prints on the newspaper the head was on, but" "I don't think that's going to be our best bet." "Okay, start with those, but make sure you run the partials off the box as well 'cause I got Ecklie looking over my shoulder, so..." "Cover your ass." "My pleasure." "Large, elevated vertebral scales." "Definitely not your typical U.S. Crotalus." "Herpetologists always throwing the Latin around." "What's wrong with just calling him "rattlesnake" ?" "My specialty, my jargon." "Stripes at the base of the neck makes it Crotalus simus, indigenous to southern coastal Mexico." "Apparent Mexican vic on a Mexican newspaper with a Mexican snake." "You don't find a whole lot of these buzz-worms around Vegas anyway, do you ?" "Nowhere outside a zoo." "These snakes like to burrow in damp soil." "They like it hot and humid." "We're hot and dry." "For a snake, big difference." "What are the chances that thing just crawled in their on its own ?" "In a newspaper dispenser in the middle of a desert city ?" "No way." "I think it was dead when it was shoved down the victim's throat." "The only car up here." "Security called it in." "Is that a handicap van ?" "Dead guy's in the driver's seat." " Any witnesses ?" " Nope." "And no surveillance either." "We ain't on the Strip, baby." "500 bucks and a Nevada license." "Vincent DeCarlo, 28." "It's an expensive-looking Italian suit just to be a chauffeur." "It's a wheelchair." "Any indication he's handicapped ?" "He's not wearing prosthetics and his soles are worn." "Somebody's missing their wheels." "Gunshot wound to the head." "Looks like it came through the windshield." "Crater on the windshield faces out." "Which means that the shot came from inside the van." "So he's tapped out." "Catherine asked if I could lend a hand." "Thanks." "You see that blood spot on the lapel ?" "It's inconsistent with the head wound." "To avoid cross-contamination, you think you could cut that out for me ?" "Sure." "Possible GSR." "Which means the shot was fired from the wheelchair." "How'd he shoot him in the face ?" "Hey, Vinnie." "So we got a guy who fired a shot from a wheelchair and then escaped on foot." "Social came back on the dental work of Veronica Juarez." "No immediate family in the States." "Apartment's leased in her name." "Well, that's why bangers have girlfriends." "Sign things they can't." "This is a pretty nice place." " A long way from 28th Street." " Sure is." "Catherine, Nick." "Gangbanger girlfriend with a degree ?" "Sounds like a rock band." "Hey, Vega ?" "Check out these pics." "Think she liked to party ?" "That barely looks like the same girl." "I know." "I'm going to check out the kitchen." "Well, there's no signs of sexual activity." "Hang on now." "That looks like pure crystal meth." "You could be up for a week straight on that stuff and not even know it." "Perfect drug for this town." "Hey, you think that our vic was a groupie ?" "Looks like a mariachi band with artillery." "I had a big dose of them when I worked with a gang unit in LA." "The band ?" "The scumbags who listen to that music." "Sinaloa cowboys." "Big drug producers." "Okay." "We've got a female victim with a degree," "Mexican artwork, drugs and Sinaloan cowboys." "No me puedes negar, lo que te hago sentir." "No me puedes negar Lo que sientes por mi." "¿Que paso, que paso, que paso ?" "Hacienda Corona !" "¿Como estan, como estan, como estan, como estan todos ?" "Que bueno, que bueno, quebueno !" "Otra cancion !" "Otra cancion !" "Yo me paso las noches tomando" "Quierendo olvidar Su recuerdo" " Buena aquella noche maldita..." " Carnal, conoces esta muchacha ?" " Sordo, contestame !" " That's Carla." "Carla ?" "Not Veronica ?" "Nah." "The girl in the picture told me her name was Carla." "Yeah, well, the bouncer says that she hangs out here a lot." "Yeah, I guess so." "Yeah." "...que por ser poderoso" "Que mi vida jamas pasaria" "She friends with the band ?" "I don't know about friends." "I mean, her and every other girl in here jocks 'em." "I mean, Extremo, bro, they're the best." "Come on." "Yo soy malo Y no puedo negar" "Que desde me acuerdo no he sido" "La vieja resulto mentirosa..." "I know my Spanish is a little rusty, but I think he just said," ""She was a liar, she wasn't who she said she was."" "...pero en cambio le robe su vida" ""She stole my heart, so I stole her life."" "...otra vibora por ser..." ""I made the snake... eat a snake."" "...otra cancion..." "LVPD." "We need to talk." "Leave your card, I'll send you a picture and autograph ?" "That's not really what I'm after, my man." " Excuse me." "I'm their manager." "El jefe." "You want to ask my band questions, you can ask me first." "Great." "What can you tell us about the song they just played ?" "What do you want to know ?" "Quite frankly, the lyrics are very similar to a homicide we're investigating." "That narcocorrido was written ten years ago." "It's a classic." "Surprised you haven't heard it." "I don't listen to crap about doing drugs and killing cops." "Why don't you buy a CD on the way out." "Yeah, I might do that." "Hey, listen, one more thing, if you could." "This girl, you know who she is ?" "That's Carla." "She's dead ?" "That's too bad." "She was a loyal fan." "She knew the words to every song we did." "Anything else ?" "Yeah." "Your name and number." "Hi." " You got a minute ?" " Sure." "We really haven't had a chance to talk since the staff changes." "I..." "I wanted to let you know that I said some things to Ecklie that might have done the team a disservice." "Ecklie wanted to break up the team, and he did." "He asked me if you and I had had our post-PEAP session. *Police Employees Assistance Program" "And we didn't." "Regardless, you should never have to cover for your boss." "I'm sorry." "You've always been a little more than a boss to me." "Why do you think I moved to Vegas ?" "Look, I know our relationship has been complicated." "It's probably my fault." "It's probably definitely my fault." "You completed your counselling, right ?" "And... ?" "Let's just say that..." "I sometimes..." "I look for validation in inappropriate places." "Look..." "Let's..." "It's okay." "Okay." "You know what, we did our session." "Don't forget to document this for Ecklie." " Right." " Thanks." "Bullet entered through the left zygomatic arch, then penetrated the brain, then fragmented up." "The bullet never exited ?" "Not even close." "The right ear injury is a separate wound unrelated to the entry in the face." "So he was shot twice." "Yeah, can you identify the weapon off these ?" "It's highly unlikely." "The frags are too small." "I'll go back to the scene, see if I can find the AWOL bullet." "All right." "So I hear you found a wheelchair." "Yeah." "No identifiable prints, only smudges." "Did you check the serial number ?" "No." "You know, wheelchairs are registered with medical supply companies." "It's not something the average person would know." "Thanks." "Good looking out." "Mrs. Bakerset's grandson bought her a top-of-the-line chair about a year ago after her stroke." "We need to talk to her." "I'm sorry, she passed away last week." "Really ?" "That's strange." "We found her wheelchair at a crime scene downtown." "Any idea how it got there ?" "No, no, no, Bonnie hadn't left hare in at least six months." "Her place is right over here." "When the residents pass, their property remains in the room until their family picks it up." "Her grandson said he'd swing by next week." "The woman loved to shop." "I'll see if I can get you some info on that wheelchair." "Loved to shop ?" "Looks more like a compulsion." "Fly fishing rods... air purification systems, vitamins, yoga tapes... cleaning products..." "Most of these boxes have the same return address." "N.Z.A., Inc." " It's local." "It's in Henderson." " Scumbag telemarketers." "Watch your fingers." "Excuse me..." "What's going on ?" " And you are ?" " Stuart Manslow." "And I'm Betsy Lewis." "You shouldn't be in here." "Well, Betsy, I'm Detective Jim Brass, Las Vegas police." "And this is Warrick Brown with the Crime Lab." "Hi, folks." "Could you all tell me what's the deal with all these boxes ?" "Buying things made Bonnie happy." "After her husband died, she was lost." "Then a nice salesman kept calling." "They would talk for hours." "If you ask me, she liked the attention." "Ma'am, do you know what happened to Bonnie's wheelchair ?" "It was a gift from her grandson." "Yeah." "He's not a doctor, but he does all right for himself." "Off we go into the wild, blue yonder." "Why are you here ?" "Grissom said it'd be okay for me to come help." "I need the experience." "Well, if we can't find the bullets, we find the shell casings." "I'm thinking the shooter had the driver at gunpoint, forced him to drive up to the roof 'cause it was deserted." "Give me your pen." "You don't shoot a man with the door open." "Keep your eye on this." "You got it ?" "The shooter had to open the door when he took off." "Okay, stop." " Nine-millimetre." " Photograph it." "What is this ?" "It's... it's an old case from San Diego." ""They were found the next dawn, in a dry river bed, their intestines exposed, and many cats feasting upon them."" "Yeah, now you put that to music, sing it in Spanish," " and you have a narcocorrido." " Narco what ?" "A corrido is a Mexican ballad." " A narcocorrido..." " A drug ballad." "Kind of more or less, except their songs include actual events, like specific dates, names..." "Here." "Come over here, check this out." "This girl was shacked up with a local drug lord." "He dumps her, she rats him out to the authorities." "The rest of the body was never found." "But the song was a big hit." "So apart from having her hair removed," "Veronica Juarez's murder was "life imitating art"*. * A. Warhol's slogan" "Yeah, and if that's the case, anyone who knows this song could... could be the killer." "We don't even know that much about the victim, other than she was somewhere between art lover and meth user." "Something I said ?" "No, no, no." "Sorry." "It was actually something I saw." "Veronica had been here since last summer." "Maybe six months." "We ran Ms. Juarez's social." "She wasn't an employee." "She was more of a freelancer." "The narcocorridos piece was her first major story." "Makes me sick to think she's not going to finish it." "She was working undercover ?" "She figured it was the only way to get these guys to open up to her." "She was right." "Yeah, her article came down pretty hard on the music ?" "Narcocorridos glamorize a criminal lifestyle." "Veronica felt the songs were poisoning our young people." "She used the intern's desk right there." "I warned her that it was a vicious subculture." "Had she receive any threats ?" "Well, there was this one incident right after part one was published." "Nombre de Jesus Malverde..." "Silencio !" "We didn't call the cops, but it was unsettling." "I'm kind of superstitious." "Good thing Veronica wasn't." "LVPD." "Anyone here ?" "Elindio Zapata." " No hablo ingles." " De veras ?" "Well, that's funny, because the Border Patrol said you spoke perfect English." "We're going to take a look around, coyote." "You break it, you bought it." "Vayate*. * Go on." "That belongs to Jesus Malverde." "What do you got ?" "Veronica Juarez had a jacket just like this one." "Minus the tire tracks." "This jacket ?" "It's coming with me." "And you're going with him." "We know that you went to the newspaper office and you threatened her." "Si, señor." "I went to the oficina." "(newspaper office)" "Her mentals were going places they need not." "You want to tell me what this is ?" "Pollobone." "Religious." "My right in America." "I don't know, it looks more like a human finger to me." "It's been burned." "Eyes can fool you." "That's right." "That's why I do a lot of tests." "And I'm also gonna match the blood found on Veronica's jacket right here." "I know nothing about this." "Nice... muchacho gave it to me." "¿Como se llama ?" "* * What's his name ?" "Don't know name, only... face." "Cara." "People give me things all the time." "Now, why would they do that ?" "Maybe they like me." "Or for proteccion." "When you look at me, you see un hombre pobre, sucio." "Poor, dirty man." "Pero soy mas." "I am much more." "I am descendent... of Jesus Malverde." " God..." "Dios." " Angel of the poor." " The Mexican Robin Hood, a thief and a killer, hung May 3, 1909." "He is the reason... you cannot touch me." "No me puedes tocar." "You're a disgrace to our community." "You're a greedy fence who will do or say anything to make a buck." "No, señor." "No, I may warn, I may protect," "I may harm, I may do many things." "But not for money." "Okay, hold out your hands, we're gonna get some prints." "You got lucky with the blood-stained lapel." "I didn't match the vic, but I got a hit in CODIS." "Great." "Dax Blanchard ?" "Assault and battery against a police officer in '96." "Served two years." "No current address." "Thanks." "Detective Jim Brass." "Congratulations, Jim Brass." "You're guaranteed one of these five amazing awards." "Trip to London, a brand-new Caddy, tennis bracelet, plasma TV, water purification system." "You finally did it, Jim." "Just send NZA a check for $300 and claim your prize." "NZA." "So, where'd you get the sales pitch, man ?" "From the victim's personal effects." "My guess, it's the same boob who was calling Bonnie." "The company's address was on the old lady's boxes." "Mrs. Mason, I am standing, which means what ?" "You should be sitting." "That's right, because I've got some great news." "You just won a Cadillac." "Well, does your husband drive ?" "Have you ever shopped on 5th Avenue ?" "Come on." "Look, I've been waiting my whole life to make this call." "Well, as soon as we get that..." "Come on, people !" "Let's close these deals !" "I got a room full of pikers or closers ?" "My grandmother used to say if it sounds too good to be true, it is." "Only closers go on that board." "Can I help you gentlemen ?" "I'm Detective Jim Brass, Las Vegas Police, and this is Warrick Brown from the Crime Lab-- we got a couple of questions." "We know Vincent DeCarlo's not available." "How about Dax Blanchard ?" "Corner cubicle, burgundy tie." "You know what I want you to do, Harry ?" "I want you to stand up, and I want you to march over to that checkbook, soldier." "It does not sound like you're standing up to me, Harry." "You know why we're doing this, Harry ?" "Because we have something called trust, you and me." "You trust..." "Harry, I need you to do me a favor, though, okay ?" "I need you to hang on for me for one second, okay ?" "Okay." "You're the greatest." "Dax, at yakety-yak, you're the greatest." "I got a one-time-only offer for you." "Should we talk about it here or downtown ?" "Come on, what is this ?" "This is a legal room." "What the hell is that ?" "Are you packing ?" "This a legal gun ?" "Yeah, it is." "Registered to me." "Okay." "Downtown it is." "Let's go." "Nine-millimetre." "Same as the casings found on the scene." "Nothing I'm doing is illegal." "In exchange for a small fee, my customers get one of five specified prizes." "When was the last time someone won a Cadillac ?" "While ago." "Long time ago." "Never, all right ?" "Look, I'm only obligated to give one of the prizes." "Nothing says it can't be the cheap one." "Apparently, you're very good at your job, but you're not the best." "I saw the board... you're number two." " Right behind a dead guy." " Vinny's dead ?" "When was the last time you saw him ?" "Yesterday morning." "We found your blood on his jacket." "Good. 'Cause I thought maybe I missed." "I got a room full of people congratulating you here, Dorothy." "Yeah, Dorothy !" "Yeah !" "What in the friggin' hell ?" "I had a live one." "You sold my grandmother, you son of a bitch." "Took every last cent." "Everybody we sell is someone's grandmother." "The guy was a mook, all right ?" "He was constantly stealing my leads, stealing my customers." "Then I find out he rips off my grandmother ?" "Honor among thieves ?" "For crap's sake, she's living in a nursing home, confined to a wheelchair." "So you killed Vincent DeCarlo because he was better than you, because he stole your leads, because he sold your bubby Bonnie, and you wanted him out of the way." "Who the hell's Bonnie ?" "Your grandmother." "Bonnie Bakerset." "My grandmother's name is Fran." "She lives in Daytona Beach." "Would you like to call her ?" "Hey, Catherine." "The palm prints on the newspaper don't match Elindio's." "Well, that just means he didn't place the head in the box." "The vic's blood was on the jacket in his store." "She was run over by a Toyo Open Country MT 38-by-15.5-by-18." "Now, that's a big-ass truck tire." "Elindio didn't even own a car, much less a big-ass truck." " What other characteristics ?" " Take a look." "That's a retread." "I only know of one place in Vegas that does work like this." "So, what is it you need ?" "Invoice copies of any retreads that were done on this type of tire." "Yeah." "We sell about a hundred of these a month." " Really ?" " Yeah." "Over here." "Thank you." "I'll take that autograph now." "Ven aca.* * Come here." "I was seeing Carla... until Veronica Juarez's article came out." "I figured out who she was." "And then ?" "Then I dumped her ass." "What do you think ?" "She put down my music, my band, made it look like everyone involved in narcocorridos was a drug dealer or a criminal." "She lied to me." "¿Asi es como pagas ?" "* That's how you thank me ?" "Narcocorridos are entertainment." "The drugs, they're an economic activity woven in the fabric of Sinaloan history." "The music does nothing more than reflect that." "Narcocorridos also depicts actual events." "So does the 6:00 news." "A lot of people were pissed off when she wrote that trash." "So you're saying that she deserved to die ?" "I'm saying she was a two-faced bitch who got off on our music at night, wrote about how disgusting we were during the day, when she was the one smoking and snorting, screwing everything she could find." "We tested her blood." "We know that Miss Juarez didn't do drugs." "And..." "I seriously doubt that she was having sex with you." "Listen..." "I didn't kill Veronica." "But she was a pocha, a traitor, and people like that aren't taken lightly in Sinaloa." "We're not in Sinaloa." "When you're inside La Hacienda Corona, you might as well be." "Deutschland über alles..." "* Germany above all." "I identified the casings recovered at the scene." "They don't match Dax Blanchard's 9-mil." "So, did he have any other firearms ?" "Nothing registered." "Well, head stamp on the casings was a little unusual." ""DWM ?"" "Deutsche Waffen und Munitions Fabrik.* * German Weapons and Munitions." "Well, that's World War II-era German." "Well, it's one thing to collect old guns." "Old ammunition comes from a trophy..." "An enemy gun a soldier brings back from battle." "So, our shooter's an old soldier." "Bonnie had Alzheimer's, you know." "And that son of a monster hold her twice a day." "Once in the morning, and again that night, because... he knew she had forgot that she bought the first time." "I tried to talk her out of it, but Vincent just kept on calling." "And Bonnie just kept on a-buying." "So, what did you do about it, sir ?" "What'd you do about it ?" "Vincent started calling all of us." "I played along." "I told him I didn't have a checking account, so the bastard offered to drive me to the bank." "I wanted him to think that I was weak." "So I borrowed Bonnie's wheelchair." "He drove me to the bank." "Pushed me right up to the teller." "He was helpful." "And then he drove me back to the casino." "Why did you have him park on the roof ?" "Why not ?" "Nobody parks on the roof." "Here we go." "Now all we need is the money." "Missed the first shot." "Damn shakes." "But I got him good the second one." "Been a long time since I had to kill someone." "Where's your sidearm, sir ?" "You know, the world has changed." "When I was serving my country," "I knew who my enemy was." "The gun, please, sir." "Now the enemy is... some punk..." "calls you up on the telephone... and wants your credit card number." "Sir ?" "The gun." "Bad news." "Rafael's palm prints don't match the one on the newspaper." "Worse news, his tire treads don't match the ones on Veronica Juarez's leather jacket, either." "Great." "Well, you know, there is one place the victim was where there's a whole lot of these tires." "Vega !" " What do you think ?" " Run the plates." "...que sin duda yo fui el dueño de tus sueños" "Hey, Juanito." "Not barbacking tonight ?" "No, I got the night off." "I'm gonna go party today." "So, you guys still looking for Carla ?" "No, we're looking for you." "Do you own a 2004 Ford F-150 ?" "Grey with panting on it ?" "Yeah, that's the full-blown cocino* mobile. * cooker" "Your pig mobile, nice name." "That's a cool belt, Juanito." "What's it made out of ?" "Human hair ?" "You guys want me to show you ?" "Muevanse, muevanse por atras !" "Muevan... muevanse por atras !" "Calmense, todos." "Dejanos hacer nuestro trabajo y no les vamos a molestar." "Calmense, ya !" "Este muchacho mato a una señorita inocente.* * This man killed an innocent woman." "Inocente !" "Calmense." "Ya." "Y tiene que pagar. * * Stay calm." "And he have to pay for that." "Y tiene que pagar !" "Get him out of here !" "Go, go, go !" "I don't understand you, Juanito." "You manage to stay out of the gangs, drugs." "Making honest money..." "What ?" "Seven dollars an hour ?" "Hey, it's better than the joint." "I can promise you that." "Besides, you didn't prove anything... taking the life of an innocent woman..." "It was the perfect opportunity, bro..." "Yeah ?" "To do what ?" "Impress a bunch of fools who don't give a crap about what happens to you, anyway." "Immortality, bro." "See, I..." "I'm not gonna die a barback, or a dishwasher..." "You're gonna get the needle, man, so you're gonna die a murderer." "Yeah, maybe so, but they're gonna write a song about me." " I'm gonna go down in history." " No, no, no, no." "You see, the song's already been written." "You're just a sad copy." "Una copia triste." "Well, I gave it my own twist, though." "...Cause I..." "I'm an original." "Right." "Machuque" "El perro" "Con la lengua de la culebra..." "Tomé" "El premio" "De lo que hecho" "Le pregunte yo a Malverde..." "Limpia... esta puta !" "Que me diere guiansa" "Para quemar mis pecados..." "Immortal."

"Thank you." "Mesdames, messieurs?" "Faites vos jeux, s'il vous plait?" "Et vous, Monsieur Selfridge?" "All on black." "Here he is." "Mr Selfridge, rumour has it you've incurred heavy losses." "Where's your actress friend, Miss Matthews?" " How much did you lose?" " How is being rich, Mr Selfridge?" "I hear you broke records in Milan." "I know you have a better story than that, gentlemen." " Go on, how much was it?" " Thank you." "Oh, come on, boys." "Give the man a night off." "There's a rumour about you and Elsie Lane." "Ah, Mr Selfridge!" "How lovely to see you." "Good to see you." " Lovely to see you." " Good to see you, too." "Ladies and gentlemen, princes and paupers, and the Earl of Oxford Street himself..." "We've got a show for you tonight." "First up, all the way from America," "Miss Alberta Hunter." "♪ Once I lived the life" "♪ Of a millionaire" "♪ Spending all my money" " ♪ Oh, I didn't care..." "♪" " Harry." " Victor." " It's busy tonight." " Cabaret." "People can't get enough of it." " And the gambling." " What gambling (?" ")" "Oi!" "Calm down." "Harry Selfridge." " Don't you know who I am?" " The Whiteley brothers." "Father had a store, just like you." "Now that he's gone, you're running it into the ground." "At least he got himself killed once he was past it." "He had an instinct for business that you'll never have." "I don't care how rich you are." "Any trouble, you're out." "I mean it." "What would their father think?" "New generation." "All money, no brains." "Excuse me." "We'll keep an eye on them, Mr Edwards." "♪ My fairweather friends" "♪ Oh, it's strange to say" "♪ Without a doubt" "♪ Nobody knows you when you're down and out" "♪ I mean when you're down and out ♪" "Hey!" "Hey, Harry." "Join us." "This is about to be historical." "Hey." "How are you?" "Get that down you." " Please." " You're paying." "I'm gonna get you..." "You think I won't find you, but I will!" "Grandma, what are you doing?" " Quick!" "Upstairs!" " Why aren't you in bed?" " It's after ten." " I am nine years old." " Sweetheart, good night." " Good night." "I'll be up in a moment." " Were there any people at the launch?" " Oh, plenty." "All gossiping about Pa and his affairs." "He should know better at his age." "I just wish he could find someone who was a real match for him." " Come on, Mummy!" " Can't you say something?" " When are you going to tell her?" " When I find the right moment." "It has to be Kitty first, or we'll never hear the end of it." "Well, it's hard pinning her down." "She's had a lot on with the house move." "Oh, I know." "I've heard (!" ")" "So, should we have a formal dinner, or cocktails and dancing?" " Frank?" " Er... up to you." "It's our house-warming." "I want your opinion." " Cocktails." " But if we don't have dinner, no-one will see the new Wedgwood." "Er... dinner, then." "Did you have a good time last night?" "I was working." "Like I'm trying to now." "Selfridges' Queen of Time will be the most striking monument on Oxford Street." "We need something bold." "An abstract exploration of time." "I know this is not my speciality." "You're the new head of design." "But surely the function of a shop window is to exhibit goods?" "Or entice the customer with an artistic display." "Of goods." "Come on, Mr Crabb." "We're gonna be late for Mr Grove." "'The hours pass by and are reckoned to our account.'" " Yes, very good!" " These are the best of times." "What better way to mark it than with the Queen of Time?" "A landmark on Oxford Street that will be here long after we're gone." "That day is long off, Mr Grove." "We're none of us as young as we used to be." "Sorry to interrupt, chief." "Mr Grove?" "Happy birthday!" "Oh!" "Look at that." " I haven't told them how old you are." " No, best not." "But it is 20 years since you joined Selfridges." "I hope to be here for many years more." "Thank you." "Shall I?" "Yes!" "Make a wish." "You and Frank all settled in?" "So much to do." "So many rooms!" "And the furniture from the old flat looks tiny in there." "So, when do we get to see it, then?" "Dinner, Saturday?" "Everything's topsy-turvy, but if it's just you two, it won't matter." " Er..!" " You're family." "Yes." "Yes, we are." "Good!" "Well, it'll be..." "Be nice for us to catch up." "Saturday." "Can't wait." "Weather looks good for the weekend." "Mrs Crabb'll be very disappointed if I don't bring home a trout or two." "Miss Mardle." "Always remembers." "Still in New York?" " Mm." " She wrote at Christmas." "Sounded very busy." "Well, she's a talented woman." "Made a new life for herself." "She's sorely missed." "Happy birthday, Roger." "Thank you, Arthur." "Well, I never." "Mr Gordon!" " Here to see your father?" " I'm a bit early." "Mr Gordon, how lovely to see you." "Mrs Edwards." " How are the provincial stores?" " Ticking over." "The chief's lucky you keep such a close eye on them." " That's the job he gave me." " Well, blow me if it isn't Mr Gordon." " Good to see you." " You, too, Mr Towler." "You miss the store." "I'm sure I'll be back." "One day." "Colleano's is in the papers." "There's been all this hoo-ha" " about that black boxer." " The American champion." "He wanted to fight the British champ." "Can't, because of the colour bar." "Seems Victor's doing it as an exhibition match." "I hope we get an invite!" "Mr Selfridge?" "You have a visitor." "Yes?" "Hello, Harry." "Mae?" "What are you doing back in London?" "Well, one of my ventures hasn't gone so well." "So I need to sell my shares in Selfridges." "Oh, Mae..." "It was such a pleasure buying them from Loxley." "I really don't want to let them go." "The truth is..." "Well, I need the money." "See, according to my husband, I'm getting a divorce." "I'm so sorry." "I had no idea." "How dare you speak to me like that?" "!" "Who do you think you are?" "I'm sorry, Mr Grove, but I can't work in this house a minute longer." "Well " " Meryl called her an interfering bat." " She told me she was in charge," "I wasn't going to stand for it." " She told me I should watch what I say!" " Be quiet." "Ernest." "Meryl." " She treated me like a child." " Because you behave like one!" "You have been a thorn in the side of every nanny, mother's help and universal aunt that's ever had the misfortune to work here." "Now that you've finished school, you have even more time to devote to your histrionics." "It can't go on." "Are you going to be in a bad mood all evening?" "It's your birthday!" "We've made cake." "Don't spoil things." "Oh, no, I knew he was having the affair." "I didn't mind." "We're both adults." "He's French." "And she wasn't the first." "But this one is not content to play the mistress, oh, no." "I'm sorry." "He knows I can't go to court." "That would mean every sordid detail dragged up in public." "So I have to go quietly." "And I won't get a penny from him." "I earn pin money from my fashion house in Paris." "It's just a rich woman's hobby." "But I have my shares, and if I sell them, then I can afford to live." "I'm sorry, Harry." "Do you remember when I first came to London?" "You opened doors for me when everyone was slamming them shut." "So it's my turn now, Mae." "Let me help you." "You know you can count on me." " Good afternoon, sir." " Afternoon." "I'm afraid Mr Gordon has already left." "Oh." "I forgot." "And there's a Mr Keen to see you." "From the London Civic Building Society." "Mr Selfridge." "As the London Civic is Selfridges' major shareholder," "I felt I should introduce myself." "And may I say how delighted I am to meet you?" "You're replacing Mr Eavis?" "One of our original board members." "I was wondering if you might find time for a meeting?" "Oh, I'm a little busy." "I'm sure Mr Crabb can help." "Shall we?" " Daddy!" " Hello, boys." "Come here." "Oh, my goodness, you're getting big." " Have they been good boys?" " Yes!" " Sort of." "Well, seeing as Mummy seems to believe you've been very well-behaved, guess what I've got for you?" " What do you say?" " Thank you." "How was your father?" " Well, he missed the meeting." " Oh..." " I waited for two hours." "It must have been something important." "Every so often, he..." "He likes to remind me who's in charge." "Promise me you won't fall out with our boys." "Come on." "Family means everything to me." "It's Violette's flat." "She's in Paris." "I know it's not what you're used to." "Oh!" "No, it's a roof over my head." "Thank you." "She's 18 years old." "The new Madame Rennard." "She has big blue eyes and cherry lips." "She sounds awful." "She's playing him like a violin, and I should know." "Turns out, the older you get, the harder it is to play." "You're not old." "Well, you're at the top of your game, Harry, so you probably don't feel it, but I did not expect to be starting all over again." "Not at my age." "You're not starting over again." "Tomorrow, I want you to come into the store, look around Fashion with Mrs Towler" " and pick out whatever you like." " Oh, Harry, I " "Something beautiful." "Then, you and I will go out, like we used to." "Get your mind off things." "And perhaps I can persuade you to stay." "Where is everyone?" "Come on!" "We're late enough as it is." "Bag?" " Alice, you have my hat." " Why would I have your hat?" " Bag!" " Have you seen my bag?" " Bag." "Plimsoles." "Well?" "'The Millingford Girls' School are happy to offer you a teaching position.'" " Well done, Meryl!" " Well done, Meryl." "Well, come on, you lot." "Off you go." "Can't be late for registration." "Finish that toast before you get there." " Have a good day." " See you later." " Bye, Father." "They want me to start in September." "I might have found something else by then." "Teaching is a responsible, respectable job." "You might find it more rewarding than you think." "How would you know?" "Meryl..." "Have a good day." "And please, clean up from breakfast." "Our haute couture range is extensive." "We have Vionnet and Patou here." "All the latest fashion from Paris." "What's this?" "This is ready-to-wear." "We make them in store." "Inexpensive materials in three sizes." "For secretaries and... usherettes." "Rather them than me." "Well, it's a step up from making your own." "I'm used to Paris." "French women have style in their bones." "Oh." "Don't they have ready-to-wear?" "No, they have something much better." "It's luxury ready-to-wear." "Designed with taste and flair." "They cut them in the machine room, but then they hand-finish them." "They're beautiful." "Something you'd be proud to have on your fashion floor." "But who would buy them?" "Well, women who can't afford couture, but they don't have to buy ready-to-wear." "I really think you need something in the middle here, Harry." "We'd be the first store in London to offer it." " Yes." " Why don't you help me?" " What?" " You have a fashion house." "You know what women want." " You've just told me." " Goodness!" "Oh, Harry." "My life's in pieces." "I..." "I don't even know what I'm doing next." "I don't even know if I'll stay in London." "Please." "Would you think about it?" "All right." "In the meantime, I want you to see something." "Queen of Time." "She's getting a grand unveiling," " right here at the store." " Oh!" "Lucky her." "Will you stay for that, at least?" "All right." "All right." "So, are your newspapers ready for the Reform Act, Lord Wynnstay?" "'Women's rights'..." "Some of your readers are women." "And they don't give two hoots for politics." "They like knitting, recipes, babies and gossip." "So you'll be ignoring their emancipation?" "Not quite." "One good thing -- girls are easily led." "If they get the vote at 21, and I hope they don't, they'll vote the way my papers tell them." "Now, what have you got for me?" "The Queen of Time." "A grand new monument for Oxford Street." "Harry Selfridge wants free advertising." "In return for VIP press access." "He can always go somewhere else." "Really?" "He's got a colourful family." "Harry." "That Russian son-in-law." "He's one for the ladies." "You've got a story?" "Mm." "Some dirty linen Harry wouldn't want aired in public." "Just let him know." "Here we go." "Ah!" "Got you." "Nicely done." "Rather beautiful." "Lovely." "Have you found a new nanny yet?" "Yes." "Let's hope she lasts longer than the previous one." "You do a terrific job, Roger." "I just worry... that they suffer without a maternal influence." "You and Josie never regretted parting?" "Stepmother to five children, that's a huge undertaking." "Even had Meryl been a more tractable child." "We agreed." "Clean break." "The only way." "It's the Dolly sisters!" "Jenny, Rosie, it's good to have you back in London." "Mr Dillon!" "Mae." "Heard you were back in London." "Jenny!" "Rosie!" "Over here!" "Oh, here comes trouble." "The Dolly sisters." " Who are they with?" " Jimmy Dillon." "This was all his idea." "Who is he?" "Promoter, investor, fixer." "Did a few deals in theatre, then went into clubs." "And boxing." "I get the door receipts, Jimmy's running the bank." "Some deep pockets here tonight." "My, oh, my!" "Harry Selfridge!" "Harry!" "Ah, Jenny..." "Rosie." "Haven't seen you in years." "Where've you been?" " We've been in America." " Touring forever." " We keep saying we'll stop." " Singing and dancing's all we can do." "Oh, that's not quite true (!" ")" "Showgirls always know how to have a good time, right?" "We heard all about your French adventures." " You haven't changed a bit." " Neither have you." " Oh, we have." " Oh, yes." "We're frightfully, delightfully rich." "Rich." " Jimmy Dillon." " Harry Selfridge." "The Earl of Oxford Street." "And Madame Rennard." "So, Victor tells me this is all because of you." "I'm just giving people what they want." "Excuse me." "'"Washerwoman, indeed!" he shouted recklessly." ""Ho!" "Ho!" "I am the Toad, the motorcar snatcher, the prison breaker, the Toad who always escapes!" "Sit still and you shall know what driving really is." "For you are in the hands of the famous, the skilful, the entirely fearless Toad!"'" "There we are." " Can we get a car?" " Certainly not." "They're very expensive." " Night-night." " Night." "Broom!" "Poop-poop!" "Now, ladies and gentlemen, for the highlight of the evening!" "First up, fighting for the United States of America..." "Joe Langford!" "All right, Joe." "Atta boy, Joe!" "Give 'em hell." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please put your hands together and make some noise for our very own British champion..." "Tommy Butler!" "Boo!" "Best of luck, chaps." "Have a good fight." " Have a good fight." " Take him down, Joe!" "Who's your money on?" "Britain or America?" "Yes, £14 on the Brit!" "100 on the Negro." " 200." " Same here." "500." "Tim." "Take these bets." "If the American wins, you'll be cleaned out." "If he wins." " What are you drinking?" " Champagne." " Champagne." "Allow me." "Round one!" "Fight!" "Let's go, Joe!" "Come on, Joe!" "Dig in!" "Oh, it's beautiful!" "A proper mansion, just like home." "You can't swing a cat in ours." "Well, you should move." "You're earning well." "Both career women, us Hawkins girls." "It's a shame Frank couldn't be here." "Well, he's..." "Harry's right-hand man." "That's the price of success." "Duty calls, day or night." " Come on, Joe!" " That's it, Joe." "Go on, give him all you got!" " I got a lot of money on this!" " Tommy, sit up!" "He's got him." "That's it, Joe." "Yeah, get him against the ropes!" "He's got him!" "Break, break, break!" "Corners." "Corners, chaps, corners." "Well done, Joe!" "So, what are you doing here in London?" " Parties." " Cocktails." "Baccarat." "We'll need looking after." "I could lose my shirt... if you're lucky." "And we wanna get into movies." "Talkies." "That's the future." "Well, I know a few producers and they would love to meet you." "You're an angel." "Thank you." "They don't take prisoners, do they?" "I think they're great fun." "To our future, Harry." "Seconds away!" "Seconds away, round three!" "Let's go, Joe!" "He's looking tired." "We've nearly got him." "You can go now." "Let's wind the gramophone up." "There was... something we wanted to tell you." "We're expecting a baby." "A baby?" "Yeah, we've been trying for a while." "We thought we'd keep it quiet until we had some news." "I had no idea." "We wanted you to be the first to know." "Yeah." "Oh, well..." "Congratulations!" "Oh!" "You're going to be a mother!" "Auntie Kitty." " Hit him!" " That's it!" " Come on, Joe!" " Looking good." " Come on!" " Come on..." " Don't let him off the hook!" "Let him have it." "That's it." "This is it." "Keep an eye on it." " Looks like a win for America." " Whoo!" " That's it, Joe!" " Keep it up!" " Hit him!" "There you go!" " Oh!" " Get up, Joe." " Come on, Joe." " Get up, get up!" " Get up!" " Four, five..." "Oh, no." ".. nine, ten, out!" " What's the matter?" " She's just lost £500." "I guess we'll win it back." "I guess we'll have to." " What a good fight." " Not for me." " I'll pay." " Harry, you can't " "No, no, no." "No need." "Forget it." " £500?" " Yeah." "You've made me five times that tonight." "Once you put all that on the Yank, people followed suit." " You're my shining knight!" " Just keep it quiet." "Come and have a drink." "I'm glad I made you money." "No, I mean it!" "Madame Rennard." "It's been an absolute pleasure to meet you." "I'm sure we'll see a lot more of each other." " Will we?" " You're beautiful, I've got money." "I'd say it's almost inevitable." "I'd say you're making a lot of assumptions." "Then tell me I'm wrong." " Is everything all right?" " Marvellous." " I was talking to Mae." " Ah, I see." " You two are..?" " No." "No, we're not together." "Then she's not your concern." "That's none of your business." "SHE is quite capable of speaking for herself, thank you." "So, Mr Dillon, you have made a fortune tonight." "And a British victory." "These coloured chaps put on a good show, but they never last the course." "Good night." "What a charming man (!" ")" "So, where are we going now?" " Well, I'm going home." " Mae, wait." " No." "I'll see you next week." " Mae!" "Can we all fit in your car?" "Father?" "Shouldn't you be in bed?" "Could I find a Saturday job?" "I-I could do it as well as teach." "Doing what?" "Working at Selfridges." "No." "Those shop girls are exposed to all kinds of influences and individuals." "I want to work in Selfridges, not an opium den!" "I've had enough." "A school environment is best." "And you will do as I say." "If Mother were here, she'd understand." "What time do you call this?" "Back in Jackson, you used to take your shoes off before you crept in late." "And you still heard me." "I hear everything." "Oh, you're cold!" "And you're not a young man any more." "Where were you?" "The club." " Gambling?" " Not as much as some." "I took Mae out." "I thought it would distract her." "Why didn't you ask her round to dinner?" "We'd be very happy to see her." "She could be good for you... if you let her." "As requested." "We need all of these updating, because that informs how much we stock, and..." " (Harry.)" " Excuse me." "Hello!" "I want to say... thank you, but I can't do it." "The fashion line?" "Well, no, any of it." "I can't live in your flat and... wear the dresses that you bought me and..." "When we were at Colleano's, I realised how everyone sees me." "A woman with a rich man to take care of her." "Who cares what people think?" "I can't live like that anymore, Harry." "I've got to learn to stand on my own two feet." "So I have to sell my shares." "I'm sorry." "(I'm sorry.)" "You know what I realised?" "I need a friend." "You have lots of friends." "Someone who really knows me." "I need you." "Harry..." "Press list." "Queen of Time unveiling." "You are coming?" "Well... that's why I'm here." "Hey, Colleano's was a riot, wasn't it?" "What did you think of Jimmy Dillon?" "Victor tells me he's the son of a maharajah." "He grew up in a mansion in the country." "His mother was English, one of the county set, and they had this affair." "It was quite the scandal." "So that's how he got his money?" "His father?" "No, the maharajah died, leaving Jimmy and his mother with nothing." "He made it all himself... somehow." "Do you mind if we go through the press list?" "Oh, no." "Please do." " See you later, Harry." " Mae..." "Think about the job." "Please." "I don't want you to go." "I'm gonna catch you, Ernest!" "Or can you catch me?" "Alice!" "Will you please control your younger brother?" "Chief!" "They've er... all come to see the unveiling of the new clock." "This is Ernest." "Alice, Eleanor." "This is Meryl." "Arthur's away at school." " You must be the eldest." " Mr Selfridge." "I remember when you were born." "How old are you now?" "19." "Oh, 19!" "You look so much like your mother." "I promised Ernest a turn around the toy department, didn't I?" "Why don't you take the girls to Fashion?" " My treat." " Thank you, chief!" "Well, come on, you." "Come on." "Mr Selfridge, could you sign this?" "Ah!" "Ernest, Eleanor, I don't want you choosing anything too expensive." "No sequins or anything like that." "Very kind of the chief to offer." "Meryl, come on." "Meryl!" " Mr Selfridge?" " Yes?" "May I... ask you something?" "Of course." "My mother... was about my age when she started working at Selfridges." "I-I'd love a job here." "Ah." "Have you asked your father?" "I..." "I've tried." "Mm." "My daughter Violette asked me for a job here, and I said no." "I was wrong." "We may need some extra help in Fashion." "I-I love fashion." "I read all the magazines." "You'll need your father's permission." "I just had to ask him." "Please don't be angry." "You are my eldest child." "First to talk and walk." "And answer back." "First to do everything." "I just want what's best for you." "And I haven't anyone else to ask." "Maybe I know what's best." "And... if I don't, I'll learn." "You know, your mother had such fond memories of this place." "She'd be so happy to see you here now." "All grown up." "Lord Wynnstay." "You've got quite a crowd outside." "And some press, you'll be glad to know." " Can I get you anything?" " No, we're fine, thank you." "Frank tells me you have a story... about my family." "Your son-in-law, Serge." "He... has had an affair with a countess." "Her husband's been in South Africa for more than a year." "They must have thought no-one was looking." "So it's a gossip piece?" "Serge has fallen out with the Countess, but she's very happy to talk." " Pa!" " Rosalie." "Lord Wynnstay." " The newspaper magnate." " How do you do?" "Rosalie is married to Serge." "Harry." "Those interviewers are in your office." " I need you." " Thank you." "Excuse me." " Do you know Serge?" " I've heard of him." "Oh!" "He knows so many people." "I'm going to see him soon in Paris." "Such a beautiful city." "Have you been?" "Once." "It was full of Frenchmen." "Our daughter's excited." "She's nine and loves travelling." " Do you have children?" " No." "My mother had four." "Still, one is a blessing." "I'm sure." "Shall we go find a good spot outside?" "Please." "Let's see what spectacle your pa has for us." "Mr Grove, I need to talk to you about a personal matter." "Mr Towler and I... are expecting a baby." "Oh!" "Congratulations!" "Yes, but I want to work as long as I can." "Give you time to find..." "a new head of fashion." " Well, we shall miss you." " Oh..." "But I have no doubt you and George will make wonderful parents." "Thank you." "Mr Gordon." " Mr Keen?" " From the London Civic." " How do you do?" " Very well, thank you." " I just wanted to introduce myself." " Before you go any further, you do realise I don't have anything to do with the Board?" "I don't work at the store." "But you're managing director of the provincial stores." " On my father's behalf." " Of course." "And that makes you VERY influential." "So I just wanted to put a face to a name." "You are, after all, Mr Selfridge." "Madame Rennard." "I wasn't sure if you'd come." "Harry, I know you want a friend." "I've just got to protect myself." "I feel like this might be my last chance to start again." " Then let me help." " We've never worked together before." "This would be a whole new territory for us." "I'm not offering you charity." "It'll be on your terms." "You've always liked the high life." "The women and..." " .. the gambling." " I'm in control, Mae." "Are you?" "I won't let you down." "I promise." "(The press are waiting.)" "Mae... will you join me?" "Can we stop the traffic, please?" "Thank you." "Come on, Mr Selfridge." "You can tell us." " What's the big surprise?" " All in good time." "I think the best shot is from about here." "Indeed it is." "Good afternoon." "Thank you." "Thank you all for coming." "In 1909," "Selfridges opened its doors for the first time." "And since then, we have gone from strength to strength." "It is with great pride... that I give to you... the Queen of Time!" " You're looking after the store now?" " It's all being taken care of." "'Young Gordon Selfridge is poised to take the reins from his ailing father.'" "I never said that." "How easy is it to take off these clothes?" "We are so lucky to have the Dolly sisters here with us today." "Such..." "lively girls." "To have children is to be fulfilled as a woman." "I know we said that neither of us wanted children..." " Do you want a baby?" " Do you?" "He's all yours."

"Ah!" " aah!" "Ah!" "[rumbling] [car alarms blaring, dogs barking]" "I hate those things." "Ugh." "[pm dawn's reality used to be a friend of mine]" "♪ ♪" " ♪ reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ maybe why is the question that's on your mind ♪" "♪ but reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ please don't ask me 'cause I don't know why ♪" "♪ but reality used to be a friend of mine ♪" "♪ I used to be friends with reality ♪" "♪ she used to be a pal, real close to me ♪" "♪ but she tried to hide from me what was in store ♪" " [howling]" " would you put that back?" " mmm!" " put that back." " hey!" "I just washed all this stuff." "Harshed myear." " sorry, man." " it's okay." " what's my mom screaming about?" " she's bummed 'cause I snaked her last bagel." " grab a shovel, man." " no, I just want to munch." " fine." "If you don't want to help, that's just fine" " uh-huh." " you know, this is a total waste of time." "Dave, be more of a geek." "There's no way you're going to the prom." "You're a disease." " ah." " and no one will ever swim in this stupid pool." " hey!" " later." " look, david, please do me a favor" "And stress less, bro." "High school is over, buddy." "Get into it." "We're lo-sers." " i've decided something, stoney." "I want to look back on my high school career" "And think that I started slowly," "But I finished strong, you know?" "I mean, high school's almost over," "And I don't have anything to show for it." " I know." "Me neither." "Dude, you should be stoked, though, buddy, 'cause you got through the last four years" "Without the full-on melon tweakage." " it's not enough!" "I mean, I want my own page in the yearbook." " jump off the gym, splatter on the street," "And go for the co-ver." " it's not funny." "I'm not going down as this geek kid from encino." "When I finish this pool," "I'm gonna have the killer party after the prom." "I'm gonna be the prom king." "And i'm gonna graduate a legend." " well, what about me?" " oh." "Well, you'll be there too." " thanks." "But, um, robyn sweeney, bro," "She's not going to the prom with you, man." "I wish she would, but she's really not." " what are you talking about?" "Robyn sweeney is mine." "She's become a major babe, and she loves me." " she finds you crusty, dave." " i'll convince her." "She'll see the truth." " truth is, bro, life's about greasing' the do back, buddy," "And weasin' on the buffest, man." "High school was interesting, all right?" "But was kind of like a harsh ride." "Ow ow ow!" "We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy." " stoney, I am on to bigger and better things." "[tribal sounds] [thunk]" "Count on it." "[def leppard's let's get rocked]" " ♪ won't take a minute ♪" "♪ won't take long ♪" "♪ so get on in it ♪" " hey!" "Oh, ow!" "[shouting]" " hey, watch out." " hey, what's up?" "I'm a stoney, crusty dude." "Did you know that?" " yeah, dude." "Get out of here." " I got a mop on top." "Exse me, can you please move?" "Me and my friend david are coming through." "Don't you know that?" " hey, hey, there's robyn!" " oh, hey, robyn!" "Ow!" "Four-wheelin' over the ferns." "Look, dave." "You're gonna have to just mellow out, bro," "On this whole robyn thing." "She always shines you, dude." " you don't understand." "We have history." " you had history." "Pre-freshman history." "You could've had her back then, man." " she hadn't hit babehood yet." " milk does a body good, huh?" "Check her." "She's clean, buddy." "And he's got her." "[chuckles]" " matt wilson?" "I mean, what a jerk." "What does she see in him, anyway?" " well, he's got the buff spikes chillin'" "On top of his melon obviously, right?" "Dude, he's checking her cheeks!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "He's got the serious beak and his own personal" "Oh--holding company" "Full of fundage, bro," "That he weases off of ma- jor." " 18-inch bis." "Mine are only 4." " besides that." " he walks like this, right?" "Just like this, buddy." "The nugs fully lose it." "[bell rings] [indistinct chatter]" " hey, matt." " matt." " all right, everybody." "Quiet, please." "Settle down, quiet." "We're gonna start this week's class" "Same place we ended last week's class." "And that's talking about prehistoric man in the what?" "Prehistoric man in the..." " oh." " oh, stoney." " ice age?" " s." "Ice age." "That's right." "The ice age." "Now, why do we call it the ice age?" "'cause there was a lot of ice around." "Now, what do we call these big chunks of ice?" "Do you remember?" "Those big slabs of ice." "Huge slabs of ice we called what?" "What did we call them?" " glaciers." " glaciers, right." "You are paying attention." "That's good." "Now, these glaciers, as they move down our way," "You got to understand, they're so heavy and so cold" "And so thick that they freeze the groundwater" "Underneath them, and they form underground..." " glaciers." " glaciers, right." " now, believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen," "Some scientists believe that there are actual" "Underground glacial movements still in this part of the world." "But you know what I think that is, class?" " lame!" " exactly." "Bogus." "Listen, listen, please remember" "That most of this hemisphere," "Including the, uh--the ground that i'm walking on," "All of this was under ice at some point." "So I guess, uh, finding someing frozen," "You know, dug up here or there" "Wouldn't be that uncommon when you think about it," "If you think about it." "So, uh, moving right along on your journey of knowledge here," "Let me show you cro-magnon man, ladies and gentlemen." "Right there." " he's dope." "I'd go out with him." "[laughter]" " I don't think so, ella." "You see, cro-magnon man," "Even though he's not bad-looking," "You know, he's standing upright and all," "He was extremely brutal." "So he, uh, just took whatever he wanted," "And, uh, that included his women." " that's barbaric." " indeed." "[rock music playing through headphones]" "♪ ♪" " stone." "Stoney!" "Hey!" " hey, that's my lobes." " come on, check this out!" "Feel the ground, man." " whoa, buddy." "It's chillin'." "It's not like, you know, "chillin', chillin'."" "Bro, it is chillin'." " I know." "It's cold." " help me." "Check it, buddy." "Oh, buddy." "I know what this is, bro." " what is it?" " it's a mousterian bowl." " no way!" " hey, come on, david." "Be careful with that." " what's a mousterian bowl?" " a mousterian bowl from the mousterian era." "Prehistoric artifacts for 500, alex." "Don't you ever watch jeopardy!" "?" "Hey, this is kind of like prehistoric tupperware, bro." "It's still preserved." "Like smuckers." "Oh!" "[barking]" " earthquake." "Earthquake!" "Earthquake!" "[rumbling]" " aah!" " oh!" "Oh, god!" "Oh, god!" " nice save, dave-age!" "[dog barking, car alarms blaring]" " stone?" " yeah." " there's a guy buried in my pool." "[both scream]" " hello, fran." "Oh, i'm glad I caught you." "Uh, are you available for a meeting" "Some time this week?" " mrs." "Morgan!" " mom!" " i've come up with a fabulous idea." " mom, there's a guy buried in our pool!" " and, uh--excuse me." "I'm working!" " call 911!" "Call 911!" " so anyway..." " call 911!" " aah!" "You know, they never found jim morrison." " yeah, or jimmy hoffa." " or jimmy mahoney." "He was a kid I knew in cub scouts." " ugh." "Come on, let's go." " they never found him." "David, I know what this is." " what?" " it's a caveman." "Ah!" " please." " i'm serious." " no way!" "Whoa!" "A caveman." "This is unbelievable." "Do you know what this could mean for us?" "This could mean-- this could mean fame or money..." "Or popularity." " far too much responsibility for me." "Anyways, i'm already popular." " yeah, you travel in large groups of one, stoney." "Besides, this is my one chance" "To make something out of myself." "You got to help me dig him out." "Look, you were here." "You're part of it." " I don't want to be part of anything, dave." "I'm happy just to be me." " it could mean money." "You telling me you couldn't use a new scooter?" "Some new bell-bottoms?" "A little fun-dage." "Wease some older nugs with a mansion and a pool." "Soakin' up the rays," "Watching all the jeop-ardy!" "You can handle?" " that was the clincher, bro." " everybody's got a price." "Come on." "[engine rumbles] [dog barks]" "Give it more gas!" "More gas!" "Perfect--ho!" "[laughs]" "This thing weighs a ton." "Give me the light." " feel it." "Oh." "[grunting]" "There's his pits, bro." " that's his head." " that's his skull." "[snoring]" " aah!" "Get off me!" "What are you doing?" "I don't like mornings." " ow." "Come on, let's get up." "He's still in here!" " no kidding, dave." "He's an ice cube." " we got to thaw him out." " okay." "[exhaling deeply]" " this has got to be our secret." "Okay, stone?" "You can't tell anybody, nobody." " can I tell steve cooser?" " no o, all right?" "Nobody." " okay." " you understand?" "No one." " zip." " thank you." " dee do da." " oh, this is kind of nice." " yeah, you were really- hi, robyn." " hi, dave." " guess what I found." " a life?" " no." "Come here." "Guess what I found." " I don't know." " guess!" "Guess!" " I have no idea." " [whispers] I found a caveman." " a caveman?" " shh!" "Yeah." " oh, dave, you're drowning." " it's cool, right?" "I found a caveman." "All by myself-- I dug him out of my backyard." "You want to come check him out after school?" " well, uh..." " i'm only inviting a few people." " yeah, I got that prom thing, you know?" " ten minutes." "Please." " dave, I just don't think i'm ready to handle a..." "A caveman." " you're not?" "All right." "I understand." " bye, david." " [sighs] I love it when she calls me david." " hello, david." " ugh." " going somewhere?" " yeah, I got a date with your mom." " that's not nice." " it was a joke." "I'm sorry." "Just kidding." "Just kidding." "[cracking]" " ah!" "Ah!" " you've been a headache ever since the third grade." "I know about your stupid prom king bullshit." "Forget it." "Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums" "If your teeth were on fire." " yeah, she would." " [laughs] shush!" "Hush, please!" "Showing your ignorance again, morgan." "Some of us pump, and some of us slump." "You should try some pump, morgan." "Might clear up your acne." " you're so--ugh!" " am I?" " n-no, stop." "Stop it." " why do you make me do this?" " what are you writing?" "Hey!" "Hey, what did you write?" "Matt, not the fire alarm!" "Matt!" "Matt!" "[alarm rings]" "Matt!" "Oh, god." "[doors opening] [chatter, laughter]" " [screaming]" "[sniffing]" "Ugh!" "Ah." "[grunts]" "[both bark]" "[helicopter whirring] [screams]" "[sniffs] [glass shatters]" "[coughs]" "[shouting]" "[horn honks] aah!" "Uh." "Ah." " i'll be back." " ♪ this was once the land of dreams ♪" "♪ now these dreams have turned to greed ♪" "♪ in the midst of all this wealth ♪" "♪ the poor are left to help themselves ♪" "♪ a capitalist's democracy ♪" "♪ why no one said that freedom's free ♪" "♪ lady liberty rots away ♪" "♪ no truth, no justice, the american way ♪" " ugh." " ♪ clap your hands and dance ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ treaty now ♪" "♪ treaty, yeah ♪" "♪ treaty now ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ huh ♪" "♪ huh ♪" "♪ huh ♪" "[water sloshes]" " he melted." " dave, it just wasn't meant to happen, all right?" "Come on, i'll go buy you some ho hos." "Come on." "It's all right." " he melted." "Boris!" "[smoke alarm wailing]" "Both: aah!" " what the...?" "I can't believe it." "He's alive!" "He was practically an ice cube, practically." " I say we just walk." " no." "No way." "He is ours." "He is ours." "We found him." "What?" " be hospitable." "[stick squeaking]" " [sniffing]" "Aah!" " aah!" "How you doing?" "Hi, my name is dave." " aah!" " come here, come here." "Introduce yourself." "This is stoney." "Stoney." "He's my friend." "Uh, this is my room." " aah!" "'s okay." "Okay." " [grunts]" " uh..." "We're from encino." "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance." " and we hope you don't gnaw on our beaks." " shh!" "I know what i'm doing, stone." " [breathing heavily]" " we go to high school." "High school?" " he doesn't know what high hool is." " I know." "He doesn't know what a room is." "He doesn't know what anything is." "Look, just be calm and easy." " calm..." "And easy." " yeah, hi." "[phone rings]" " aah!" " ha!" " [screaming]" " aah!" "Get the phone!" " okay, okay!" " [laughing]" " it's okay." "It's okay." "See, I think he's calming down." " calming down." "[phone disengaged]" " aah!" " aah!" " huh?" " fire." "Flame-age." "Buddy, he's into it." " that was kill, stone." "Look at his eyes." " buddy, he likes the blue part." "He's glossy-eyed." " freak him out." "[laughs]" " ow-oh." "Uhn!" " okay." "Oh, ah... [both laughing]" " [grunts]" " give it to him!" "Give it to him!" "Give it to him!" " [grunts]" " here, here, here, look." "Here." " you got to teach him." " I know." " [gasps] whoa!" "Oh." "[both laugh]" " [grunts]" " hey!" "No." " no." " what?" "Did you just" " I think he just said, "no."" " no." " no?" " no." "No." "No." "No." "No." " cool, buddy." "He is so greasy!" " greasy?" "He's a prehistoric pyromaniac." "We got to teach him stuff." " we'll teach him how to wease." " no." "No." "No." "No." " ah." " no!" " no!" " oh, god." " [laughs]" " we got to teach him how to be normal." " no, uh-uh." "We're going psycho with him, bro." "That's boring, dude--normal." " stoney, come on, man." "Hang with me." "We got to just play this thing out, all right?" "If we tell anyone, if anyone sees him," "They'll take him away from us, all right?" "And then they'll cut him up into little pieces." "And they'll take all the credit," "And we'll still be geeks." " i'm not a geek." "I'm a unique weasel, david." "[chattering]" "I'm just underrated 'cause I live here in encino." " bud." "Buddy." " ow!" " okay?" "He needs a bath big-time." "[right said fred's i'm too sexy]" " ♪ i'm too sexy for my love ♪" "♪ too sexy for my love ♪" "♪ love's going to leave me ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ hup ♪" "♪ i'm too sexy for my shirt ♪" "♪ too sexy for my shirt ♪" "♪ so sexy it hurts ♪" "♪ and i'm too sexy for milan ♪" "♪ too sexy for milan, new york, and japan ♪" " ah!" "[growls]" "Grr!" "Ahh!" " ♪ i'm too sexyfor you♪" "♪ too sexy for your party ♪" "♪ no way i'm disco dancing ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ i'm too sexy for my love ♪" "♪ too sexy for my love ♪" "♪ love's going to leave me ♪" "♪ and i'm too sexy for this song ♪" " [laughs]" "Standing "o."" " [whistles]" " dude, if had a bic, bro, right here." " no, don't freak him out." " okay, sorry." " okay, let's show him himself." " okay." "Here, look." "You want to see your mug, bud?" "Check it." " ah!" " what, dude?" "Buddy, you should be with your mug, bro." "You look buff." "Right?" "Hey, can you say bu..." "Uff?" " bu..." "Uff." "[laughter]" " I like that." "You know, you paused too." " huh?" " we got to give him a cool name." " axl!" "Yeah, buddy." " no, come on." "Not axl." "This is serious." " okay." " I mean, we've got the missing link standing" "In my bedroom." "Link!" "Link!" "We'll call him link!" " okay, cool." "Look, david, I was thinking maybe" "We could call him stoney number two," "Because he's got my same do," "And he's from the stone age." " I like link better." " okay, we'll call him link." "But can I call him linkage?" " cool." " cool." " let's see how smart he is." " okay." " whoa!" " okay, okay." "You okay?" " uh." " uh, uh..." "Look." "See?" "You see?" " uh." " ah." " whoa!" " oh!" " ah!" " [grunts] [seethes] [laughs]" "Okay, okay." "Um..." "Link." " link." " no." "You're link." "I'm dave." "Dave." " dave, dave." " no." "Dave." "Dave." "Dave, dave, dave." " dave." " yes!" " [laughs]" " okay." "And that's..." "That's stoney." " mm-hmm." " stoney." "No, no, no." "Stoney." " stoney." " yes!" " ah!" " okay, okay, okay." "And now, you are..." " dave!" "Ah!" " no, no, no, no." "I'm dave." "I'm dave." "You are..." " buff." " [sighs]" "No." " oh." "[horn honks] it's all right." "It's all right." "You've had a hard day." "It's okay." " your parents!" " my parents!" " ah!" " okay, uh, uh, take him out back" "And ring the doorbell three times, okay?" "I'll be there in a minute." "No buts, just do it!" " look, follow the weasel, linkage." "Come on, come on." "Come on, quick, quick." " uh, uh... [clanging]" " my kitchen!" " ah!" " busted!" " what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" " i'm cooking dinner." " you're what?" " busted!" " i'm cooking dinner for you guys." "I thought it might be a nice surprise." " they're surprised, all right." "[bell ringing]" " all right, what is going here?" " where's the flour?" "I can't find the flour." " hello, stanley." "Who is this strange boy, and why is he ringing my doorbell?" " got stuck, sir." " come in." "Meet your new family." " wait, wait, wait." "Whose family?" "[dog barks]" " boris, get down." "Boris, get out of there." " get down!" " [shouting] [crashing]" " david." " huh?" " who is that?" " that?" "Who's that?" "That was linkavitch..." "Chomofsky, mom." " what?" " link!" "Linkav" "Doesn't anybody in this house listen to anything I say?" " what are you talking-- what is he talking about?" " dad, linkavitch chomofsky." "Our exchange student." "He's here." " yeah, um, he's gonna help us dig the pool." " yeah." " why does none of this sound familiar to me?" " ma, I told you about this months ago." "Don't you remember?" "About school giving us extra credit" "For college for housing exchange students" "And learning about their culture and junk?" "You said it was okay." "You're gonna take it back?" "I can't believe she's taking it back." " i'm not gonna take it back, david." " mom, this is important to me." "This is my life." "Besides, it's embarrassing." "I mean, what am I supposed to tell the guy?" "He traveled here all the way from..." " I don't know, estonia?" " yeah, estonia." " mom, come on." "You're not buying this." " well, I-- - dad!" " well, actually, I-I" "I think now that I-- I do recall something" "Something about it." " you see?" " see, it's about focusing." " you're bogus." " larry, how could I forget something like this?" "It's an exchange student." "He's gonna be staying in our house for- how could you have forgotten about me in the third grade?" "I spent the entire night after the play" "In the parking lot." "In the sixth grade, do you remember?" "Soccer dues." "Did you pay them?" " okay, where's he gonna stay and-- [clanging]" "And why is he attacking the dog?" " he's gonna stay in my room," "And he's not attacking the dog." "He's bonding." " as if." " shut up." " you shut up." " no, everybody shut up." " larry, larry, honey." " i'm fine." "I'm tired, i'm a little hungry." "I think it's time we decide" "What we're gonna make for dinner." "Stanley, I assume you'll be joining us." " you assume correctly, mr." "M." " well, we practically feed the entire neighborhood." "Why not part of estonia as well, huh?" " I always eat here, and I like your food." " great." "[door bell rings] stop it." " ah!" " no!" "No." "[bell dings]" " no." " can't believe you told my parents he's from estonia." " cow pajamas, buddy." "Those are kind of flaming." " ugh." "[groans]" " some betty, huh?" " betty." "[groans]" " gonzagas." " gonzagas." " buddy, cones." " I know you've had a big day, pal." "But tomorrow i'm gonna take you someplace really special." " taco bell." " better." "Get the camera, stone." " ha." " congratulations, link." "You're gonna be a senior." "Smile." " ah!" "[cheap trick's wild thing]" " ♪ wild thing ♪" "♪ you make my heart sing ♪" "♪ you make everything groovy ♪" "♪ wild thing ♪" " ow!" " oh, god, he doesn't like that." "That's glass." "That hurts your beak, right?" " stand up straight." " poor stone-ager." "He spent a million years chillin' in a block of ice." "Now he's got to go to high school?" "Ack!" " who's that guy with the dork squad?" " oh, my god." "He is totally rude." " totally." " we have got a major find here." "This guy is our ticket to fame and popularity." "All we got to do is get him enrolled in school," "And he'll help us become popular." " that's--that's harsh." " we'll make him famous." "We'll teach him some stupid pet tricks" "And get him on letterman." "[chuckles]" " you're weasing off his gig." " oh, please, he's a caveman for god sakes." "I mean, look at him." "He's practically a monkey." "Come here." "We found him." "We can do whatever we want with him." " we, we, we?" "No, no, no." "You, you, you." "I just want to be his friend." " ugh, fine." " hello, mrs." "Mackey." " [grunts]" " and what do we have here?" " thank you, guzer." " okay, I got him covered up until fourth period." "I don't know what to do with him after that." " I could take him to spanish." " be careful with him." " i'll be cool, man." "I promise." " okay." " okay." "[tribal music]" " what's he doing?" " I don't know." "Link, be careful!" "Hey, hey, watch out!" "[ohs and ahs]" " ah ah ah!" "Hey, link, how's your melon, bud?" " [sniffing]" " whoa." " excuse me." "Hey, hey, hey!" " [grunts]" " whoa." "[laughs]" " link, no." " is this dude totally fundamental or what?" " you miss me?" " always." "Who is this?" " this is my friend link." "He's staying with us for a little while." "He's from estonia." " you're kidding." "This guy is staying with you guys?" " mm-hmm." " ah!" " yeah, he's thinking of becoming a hairdresser actually." " designing crusty mops" "For the rich and the famous, little one." " oh." " uh, gazongas." " hey, hey!" " no!" "Bye, robyn." " I think he was saying he likes your cones." " i'm thrilled." "Get out of my face." " ow." " robyn, that import is mine." "This is just in time for prom." " yeah." " is he fine or what?" " i'm not sure." " [grunts]" " he's a looker." "Huh." " link." "Link!" "Link, please, come sit down." " who is this dipshit anyway?" " his name's link." "He's from estonia, and I think he's jive." " jive, yeah." "You do?" " hell, yeah." "And i'm not the only one." " hey, link." " [coughs] [knuckles crack]" " i'll see you next period." "Watch him." " all right, david." "Buddy, we got spanish now." "Spanish is like guacamole, chips and salsa." "[blows raspberry]" "La dia es mi hermanos." "The day is beautiful." "[hip-hop music]" "♪ ♪" " hey, boss!" "Yeah!" "[laughing]" " later, you guys." " [laughing]" " uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" " vale, repitan en español." "The cheese is old and moldy." "All: el queso esta viejo y podrido." " where's the bathroom?" "¿donde esta el sanitario?" "All: ¿donde esta el sanitario?" " good, good." "Once again." " you're cute." " you're cute." " meet me at blades tonight." " blades tonight." " yes?" " you can drop him off" "In front of blades tonight, right?" " oh, um, can david and I go too, please?" " ugh, you smell." " hey--hey, señorita!" "That hurt my lobes." "I didn't do it." "They started the whole thing." "[indian music]" "♪ ♪" " kashmir, raji, is it" "How many minutes for the burrito again?" " two minutes." " one minute." " two minutes." " one and a half to two minutes." " ah, make up your melons!" "Is it one or two?" " one and a half minute." " okay." "[microwave beeps]" "Okay, my friend." "Try and experience what i'm about" "To chirp in your lobes, okay, cool?" " ah." " today, buddy, we're gonna discuss grindage." "How to fill the furnace, pack the cheeks," "And stuff the gills, okay?" "You're probably used to eating twigs, right?" "But out here in the u.S. Of a-age, buddy," "We got something called the four basic food groups." "And, link, this is not one of them." " oh." " look at what we have here." "Dairy group." " dairy group." " milk duds." "You hide these under your pillow, bro," "So your mom doesn't find them." "If she does, you're tweaked, buddy." "Keep on cruising." "Fruit group." "Sweet tarts." "These are killer, buddy." "So citrusy, dude, you'll freak." "Keep on cruising." "Uh-huh." "Nice." "This is the vegetable group." "Vegetable group." "Corn nuts." "Oh, put them on a pedestal, bro." "Look at that, yeah." "Thos?" "[microwave dings]" "Meat group!" "Come on!" "Check the meat group!" "These are my favorite." "Oh." " [grunts]" " hey!" "Don--you got to be equal." "Equals." "50-50, here." "Mmm." "Ack!" "Ew!" "Figures." "Hot on the outside, icicle in the middle." " two minute." " but you like that, right, 'cause you're a caveman." "Cool, buddy." "The beverage." "The icee, bro." "This is what put this place on the map." " what are you doing, mr." "Stoney?" "No, no, no!" "You can't do this!" "You can't do this here!" " leave now!" "Must leave now, please!" " look, kashmir, raji, why don't you just chill?" " no buds chill!" " link and I are cruising to the mountain, bro," "And we figured we'd wease a little ju-uice." " no weasing the ju-uice!" " wease the juice." " no!" "No weasing the juice!" " no weasing the juice!" " hey, hey!" "Dude, chill, buddy." " no buds chill!" " ah!" "Oh!" " just chill." " i'll be back." " no buds chill!" "[queen's stone cold crazy]" " [screaming]" "♪ ♪" " oh, god, no!" "Wait, stop!" "Whoa!" " aah!" "[shouting]" " ♪ stone cold crazy ♪" "♪ ow, hit them, mama ♪" " ah!" "[howls]" "[shouting]" " ah!" " ♪ stone cold crazy ♪" " aah!" " whoo!" "[laughing]" "Was that the hottest or what, bro?" "Are you into it?" " ♪ ow ♪" " ♪ joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea ♪" "♪ joy to you and me ♪" " stop!" "Stop!" "Where did you go?" "You just took off after school." "Do you know how worried i've been?" " god, you sound like my mom." " god, you can't do that to me." "What's on his nose?" " just chill, dave." "'cause you know why?" "Link and I had a stoney time at the mountain." "[scooter revs]" " you took him to mega mountain?" "Are you crazy?" " yeah, 'cause they're riding the vapor in reverse." " they are?" " uh-huh." " oh, cool." " check out fresh nugs." "Weasing the juice." "[howling]" "Both: buddy." " check out my cap." "Ow!" " god, y got him talking like you now." " [howling]" " gee, link, that is so beautiful." "Is it old?" " [chokes]" " you know, mr." "M, the way I see look at it," "Someday your daughter and I could be married," "And we could be related." " I count the days." "So, stanley, how's your mother?" " she's really bummed." "Can you pass the peas?" " sure." " thanks." " look, mr." "Morgan," "If you're edged 'cause i'm weasing" "On your grindage, just chill." "'cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happening" "At my pad, i'd go grind over there." "So don't tax my gig so hard core, cruster." " english, stanley." "Speak english." " dad!" " link, honey," "How was your day how are yo?" " he's doing just great." "We gotim enrolled in all his classes." "Didn't we, pal?" "Yeah, a success." "[fly buzzing]" "What's up?" " [grunts]" " how was your day, mom?" "Where are you going?" " what's he doing?" " I think he's tracking a fly." " ♪ shoo, fly don't bother me ♪" "♪ shoo, fly, don't bother me ♪" "♪ shoo, fly, don't bother me ♪" "♪ 'cause you belong to my friend link ♪" " ah!" " good catch." "Meat group!" " oh, god." " [sniffs, grunts]" " he's into munching too, you know?" " blades." "Finally part of the elite." "How cool are we?" " we're cool." "David, I even showered, bro." "Check out my-- - link, wait up!" " dude, I got the raddest deodorant on, buddy." "Take a whiff, bro." "Dude, smell." "[vince neil's you're invited (but your friend can't come)]" " ♪ oh no ♪" "♪ you're invited but your friend can't come ♪" "♪ whoa no no ♪" " link, hey!" "I am so glad to see you." "[laughs]" "Uh, hon, lose the geek squad." "They're bad for your deal." " huh?" " blades." " harbor patrol." "Barneys incoming." " robyn." " get them." " got them!" " hey, rob" "Oh!" "Robyn!" " ah!" "Both: good." " that was not cool at all, you guys." "You know you could hurt his pancreas or something like that?" "[laughter]" " I like the ketchup and mustard." "Very avant-garde." "Whoa." "Is that me?" " betty." " betty?" "Betty?" " betty." "Betty nugs." " betty nugs." " robyn, don't forget." "We've been naked together." "[chuckles]" " nice body." " yeah, remember when we were together?" " did you show this to anyone?" " no." "No, that's your copy." "You can show anyone you want." " thanks, dave." " okay." " oh, I get it." "This is like your old girlfriend in estonia or something?" " uh." " do you miss her?" " mm." " because I can tell you from experience," "Long-distance relationships never work out." " ugh." " estonia's a long ways away, link." " yeah." " and i'm right here." "So let's work on changing your mind." " rad mobile." " huh?" " rad mobile." "Rad mobile." " whoa!" " rad mobile." " or not." " you just think i'm bad for your act, that's all." " right, and you think i'm good for yours." " what?" "Whoa!" " matt!" " what are you doing?" "You're not allowed in here." " ah!" " [laughs]" "Whoa!" "Aah!" " [cheering]" " are you deaf, dork?" "Didn't I forbid you to speak to her?" " i'm sorry!" " ah!" "Ow!" " that's all, link." "It's over." " matt!" " end of story." " i'm sorry!" " let me hear you say it." " i'm sorry." "I'm sorry!" " ah!" "Wease the juice!" " hey!" "You want a piece of me?" " [grunts]" " oh, god!" " fight!" "Fight!" " I don't know you." "I don't like you." "As of now, i'm all over you." " oh!" " you see that?" " the new kid, he took it." "Both: whoa!" " don't just stand there." "Do something!" "Stand up for yourself!" "Hit him back!" " [groans]" " link, hit him back." "Where are you going?" " what do you think of your bulgarian dork bud now?" "Hmm?" " that was harsh, matt." " let's get out of here." "The stench of losers is doing damage to my sinuses." " just stop it, matt!" "Don't even come near me." " hey, watch it." " you know, why don't you take this?" "'cause I don't think I need it anymore." " hey!" " I can't believe he got nailed." " he's a pacifist." " a pacifist caveman?" "You're mental." " cavemans aren't like us, dave." "They fought for food and survival." "They did not fight for popularity." "What would he be fighting for, huh?" " for face." "For us." "To be cool." " cool, huh?" "He does not know what cool is, dave." "He doesn't know where he is, bro." "He knows nothing!" " he's got to learn how to defend himself." " against what?" " against buttholes like matt." "[scatterbrain's mama said knock you out]" "♪ ♪" " watch." "Come on, come on." " ♪ i'm gonna knock you out ♪" "♪ mama said knock you out huh ♪" "♪ i'm gonna knock you out huh ♪" "♪ mama said knock you out huh ♪" " put me down!" "Put me down!" " round and round!" " stop!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Stop!" " ♪ knock you out ♪ - hiya!" " [grunting]" " ugh!" " ♪ i'm gonna knock you out ♪ [cheering]" " hey, ow, ow, ow!" "David, ah!" "Put me down, link!" " ♪ knock you out ♪" " ow, my pancreas!" "[bell rings]" " hey, look!" " dude, man, you took it from wilson!" " no one's ever done that before and survived." " whoo-hoo-hoo!" " ugh." " [makes warbling sound] [the smithereens' wooly bully]" "♪ ♪" " hmm." "Wow!" " link, get back here!" " oh, my god." "He is so" " ♪ matty told hatty ♪" "♪ about a thing she saw ♪" "♪ had two big horns ♪" "♪ and a wooly jaw ♪" "♪ wooly bully ♪" "♪ wooly bully ♪" "♪ wooly bully ♪" "♪ wooly bully ♪" "♪ wooly bully ♪" " hey, home slice!" " what's up, man?" "We'll see you in mr." "Albert's class, huh?" " slicy." " slicy!" " hello, little one." "[laughs]" " [grunts]" " we took a vote, and the computer club feels" "Your presence will be a valuable asset" "To our organizatn." " [mockingly] computer club!" "Computer club!" "[laughing]" " homeboy." " why doesn't that happen when matt hits me?" " give yourself a few million years, david." "[tribal music]" "♪ ♪" " that's a beautiful orange dress you have on." " that's a nice bell-bottom outfit." " ah!" " link!" "Link!" "Link, get down." "Get down." "All right, hey." " no, I was just playing." "Was just playing." " all right, cro-magnon man." "What you're looking at here, class," "Is a representation of what cro-magnon man's" "Everyday life may've been like." "As a matter of fact, if he was here today," "You could sit next to him on a bus," "You would never know the difference." "Okay, stoney, let's move on." "We're gonna look at the giant sloth." "[tribal music]" "♪ ♪" "[animal sounds]" " aah!" " class, this is saber-toothed cat." "Even though he's been extinct for well over 10,000 years," "While he was alive, you could imagine" "That many a caveman was a tasty meal to one of these." " aah!" " there's one now." "Come on, let's go look at the mammoth display," "Our school mascot." "[indistinct chatter]" " look out!" " whoa!" "[blows]" " link." "Link, get out from there." " [screams]" " look at him." "He's flipping out." " he knows, dave." " what?" " he knows." "He knows what happened to him." "We have to help him." "Link." "Link." "Link." "Ow!" "[whispering] link, hey." "Hey, stop it." "Look, hey, I understand." "Family." "Family." "Family." " you okay?" " it's okay." "Look, we're your new family, man." "We're your new family." "It's o-kay." " it's all right." " [sighs]" " he's burnt from all this." " well, seeing as we started the school year" "As total losers and now everyone knows who we are," "I don't think one mistake is such a big deal." " god, you're dogging him, dave." "Just promise me, just a little more mellow." "Not so much." " stoney." " dave." " all right." "If it'll make you feel better," "I'll be more mellow with him." " okay, robyn sweeney." " here." " again?" " i'm sorry, mr." "Beady." "I just can't quite get that parallel-parking thing." " whoa, whoa." "Parallel parking is not a tng, understand?" "It's not a feeling, it's not a state of mind," "And it's not one of your disco dances." " yeah." " now get in the car and don't take it personally." " okay, mr." "Beady." " linkavitch chomofsky." " ooh, ooh!" " what are you looking at?" " [grunts]" " get inside the car." "And shoot your barber." " ow, wah." " with hemingway's the sun also rises," "Where the blood sport of bullfighting is used" "And perhaps what we consider as- uh-oh." " oh, god!" "Rad mobile!" " boys, will you sit down?" "Class!" "[steve vai's drive the hell out of here]" " you promised me mellow, dave." "This isn't mellow." "[engine turning]" " link!" "Link!" "[tires squeal]" " dave." " [laughs]" " watch the people!" "Grab the wheel!" " link!" " aah!" " stoney, tell him to stop!" " okay, stop." "Didn't faze him, bro." " oh, shit!" "All right, link." "Joke's over--stop!" " hey!" " stop that car, young man!" " ah!" " both hands on the wheel!" " [cheering]" " crosswalk!" "Crosswalk!" " ah!" "Close call, buddy." "Hey, buddy!" " hi, robyn." " hi, dave." " red light!" " [shouting] [tires screech] [horn honks]" " boom!" "There he was, up on two wheels." "I never seen anything like this before." "You know, I don't teach that." " I got the driver" "I got the license plate number." "It's e684257." " you don't have to write" "That I left the keys in the ignition, do you?" " [howls]" " I think he's got the hang of it." "[tires screech]" " ah!" " well, that concludes r parallel parking for today." "Class dismissed." " link, I think you just failed drivers' ed." "[distant music]" " hey, link, wait up." " where are we?" "Great." " ♪ move your body ♪" "♪ move your body to the rhythm ♪" "♪ move your body ♪" "♪ move your body to the rhythm ♪" " hola, mi amigos." "Is it okay if I just chill upon here?" " orale." " orale." " you want to be a man, ese?" " eventually, yeah." "But i'm almost there." "Look." "Look at my patch, bro." " whoa!" " mucho macho!" " he's an hombre." " oh, this is tequila, right?" " orale." " hey, where's the worm?" " the worm's right there, ese." " uh-uh, i'm a weasel." "[makes chattering sound]" " [laughs]" " a weasel, eh?" " yeah." " you want to be a man, weasel?" "You want to be a man, ese?" "Then drink like an hombre." " no, I can't." " you showing us disrespect, homes?" " i'm going to play foosball." "Ah!" " drink up." " that's disrespectful, weasel." "Be a man, ese!" "Come on." "Drink it up." "Let's go." "Drink like a man, ese." "You can do it, ese." "You can do it." " bottoms up, eh." " you can do it, weasel." " andale." " [howling]" " come on, ese!" " otra!" "Otra!" "Otra vez, otra vez, otra vez!" "Otra!" "Okay, okay, okay, stop!" "[laughs]" "All: weasel, weasel, weasel." "Weasel!" "Weasel!" "Weasel!" "Weasel!" "Weasel!" "Weasel!" " [howling]" " weasel!" "Weasel!" " wait, wait." "Stop, stop." "Dude, do I have to pay for them?" "[howling]" " ♪ move your body to the rhythm ♪" "♪ move your body ♪" "♪ move your body to the rhythm ♪" "♪ move your body ♪" " hey." " hey, stone." "Where's link?" " dancing." " yo!" " cool!" "Let's go." "Let's go dance." " no, no, no." "I'm not good at dancing." "Let's not dance, please." " dave, you are too uptight." " I--I just don't like to dance." " hey, weasels." " hey." "Enrique, dave." "Enrique." " hey, man, you vatos see that muchacha over there, man?" " ah, yeah." " you see her?" "You see her?" " yeah." " don't be looking at her, man!" " i'm sorry." " you see her?" " no." " if I see any man looking at my muchacha," "That man will no longer be recognizable as a man!" "Now, I want you vatos to have a good time, all right?" " yeah." " see you later, weasels." " okay, see you." " ah!" " ow!" " ♪ feel the rhythm ♪" "♪ feel the rhythm everywhere ♪" "♪ feel the rhythm ♪" "♪ feel the--feel the-- feel the--feel the rhythm ♪" " [grunts]" " ♪ move your body to the rhythm ♪" " oh!" "Ah!" " chomofsky, chomofsky." "Got it." "Chomofsky." ""rabies, distemper, flea dip."" "What is this?" " it's a dog license, man." " what?" " "animal shelter."" "What are the two biggest losers in school hiding?" " a dog?" " it's not his license." " mm-hmm." "Let's get out of here." "[crystal water's you turn me on]" " ♪ you know you really turn me on ♪" "♪ come on now honey ♪" " hey!" "Whoo!" " [laughs]" " ♪ and when, when oh when you do it ♪" "♪ uh uh uh oh that's my song ♪" "♪ ♪" " [slurping] [sizzling] [screams] [warbling sound]" "Aah!" "Wow!" " ♪ let's do it ♪" "♪ uh uh uh oh that's my song ♪" "♪ let's do it ♪" "♪ let's do it ♪" "♪ you turn me on ♪" "♪ let's do it ♪" "♪ let's do it ♪" "♪ come on now sugar ♪" "♪ come on and just be good to me ♪" "♪ you turn me on ♪" "♪ come on now sugar ♪" " [speaking spanish]" " [speaking spanish]" " [snaps fingers]" "You're right, ese." "She's not worth it." " yeah, the vato's got a point." " hey, she ain't worth it, homes!" " come here, vato." " police!" "Inmigracion!" " oh, god!" "Let's get out of here!" "Oh, shit!" "[shouting]" " stone." "Stone, look." "Take robyn." " [belches] - robyn, take stoney." " come on!" "Come with us, homes!" " i'll meet up with you guys later, okay?" "All right, get out of here." " i'll drive." " link!" " link!" "Whoa--ah!" "Link!" "Link!" "Look, the cops are here." "Get down, get down." "Ah, come on." " ah!" " we're gonna get busted." " you are busted." " get down, man." " [grunts]" "All: stoney is the crustiest vato i've ever witnessed," "So don't harsh his gig, buddy." "[howling] [laughing]" " buddy." " bye, guys!" " orale!" " drive safely!" "[horn honks]" " nice element you're hanging out with." "Who are your friends in the lowrider?" " none of your business, matt." "Go home." " huh." " what time do you want me to pick you up tomorrow night?" "It's the prom." "Remember?" " you know, you are just like everyone else." "All you care about is what people think." "It's really pathetic." " hey, watch it." " [sighs]" "Matt, i'm not going to the prom with you." "I want go with somebody who's really cool," "Who's not afraid of being himself or having fun." "Good night." " who's cooler than me?" " your phone call." "You got one." "Make it quick." " thanks." "[phone rings]" " matthew wilson." "Hello?" " roby robyn?" " dave!" "Did you guys get away okay?" " we're in prison," "And let me tell you something, it's been great." " look, this is my one phone call," "And i'm using it to ask you to go to the prom with me." "So just say yes, okay?" " no." " why not?" " I want to go with link." " what?" " look, will you just ask link if he'll go with me?" " you want me to what?" " look, i'm sorry." "I'll tell you what." "We'll all go together." "We'll have a great time." "How about that?" "Dave?" " ugh." "[coin rattles] [jesus and mary chain's why'd you want me?" "]" "♪ ♪" " [shouting]" "Hey!" "¿como esta usted?" "Muy bonita esta dia." "Hey, wait." "How was jail?" "Did you meet anyone?" "[laughs]" "Hey, wait!" "Wait up!" " look, things just didn't turn out right." "I mean, I don't want them cutting you up" "Into little pieces or anything." "This is just what's best for you." "It's best for me too, all right?" "Here." "For rad mobile." " rad mobile." " yeah." "Put them in your pocket." "[coins jingle]" "Don't look at me like that." "It's just the way it's got to be." "Go on, get out of here." "Go on." "Go on, leave." "Go." "I'm sorry." "[sighs]" " hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Talk to me, dave." "Let me know what is going on, man." "What are you doing?" " letting him go." " what?" " look, I can't handle him anymore." "Besides, he'll be better off with somebody else, all right?" " no, he's not, dave." "Please, just listen to me." "Call him back." " I can't take it anymore." " i'm not kidding, dave." "Call him back." " it's done, man." " i'm serious." "Call him back." "You know that's harsh." " he's not my responsibility." " you're the one who weased off his gig the whole time, 'cause you thought maybe he'd get you somewhere." "And now the guy gets a little crusty," "And you're just gonna bag him." "It's not happening, dave." "I'm sorry." "That's not how it works with friends, man." "You don't bag your friends" "Just 'cause they get in your way, no matter what, dude." " like you care." "The only thing you have ever cared about in your life" "Is nugs, chillin', and grindage." " yeah, well, I happen to care right now." " that's convenient." "You came along for the ride, and you let me do the dirty work 'cause you thought it might work out to your advantage." " those are desperate words of a loser." "Maybe matt wilson was right about you all along." " take that back, stoney." " no, you take it back." " take it back!" " you take it back." " ugh!" "[grunts]" " you're a loser." " ugh!" " chilling!" " all right." "I'm sorry." " family." " you can let go, link." "I'm sorry, man." " it's okay." " I don't know what got into me." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it, stone." "I'm sorry, buddy." " ow." " [laughs]" " you look great." "Have a good time." "You deserve it." "[doorbell rings]" " [sniffs]" " if you touch her, gckck." " [grunts]" " so you think they're ready?" " I don't know." "Dave!" " dave, hey." " hey." " you're not ready." " I--I can't go." " of course you can." "Just turn around and go upstairs," "Put something on." " no, really, I can't." "I'm on probation." "I'm grounded." " [grunts]" " hi, link." " [grunts]" " you look great." " you guys go." "Have a good time." "Go on." "Come on, let go." "No, no, no." "Come on, come on, come on." " dave." " no." " are you sure?" " go." "Have a good time." "Let go, link." "Go on, get out of here." "Have a good time." "[sighs] drive safely." "[door shuts]" "God, she smells good." "Whew." "To link, may he have a cool time at the prom." " totally, bro." "To linkage." " there's always college." " junior college." "[laughs]" " link, get down here." "Give me a boost." "Uhn!" "Ugh!" "Whoa." "[laughs]" "Gotcha." "[clanging] - dave!" " stoney, come on." "Hey, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Give me back those pictures." "Give them back!" " no." " hey, get back here!" "They took the polaroids." " uh-oh!" " come on!" "Come on!" " those are our pictures!" "[rumbling] [car alarm wailing]" " and it's unanimous." "The vote for prom king goes to- wait!" "Wait!" " [grunts]" " what are you trying to do, matt?" "Come on, stop it!" "[feedback squeals]" " this is our school, right?" " yeah." " and we have a right to know" "If something bogus is going down" "In our school, right?" " right." " this homo right here is taking you for a ride." "His name isn' linkavit," "And he's not from estonia." " matt, will you just stop this already?" " shush!" "Trust me." "They've all been lying to us." "But I found out." "I know the truth." "Do you want to know the truth?" " yeah!" " yeah!" " do you want to know what he really is?" " yeah." " what's the secret?" " he's a caveman." "[quiet muttering] [cheers and applause]" " no." "No!" "Look, he's a freak!" "[continued cheers]" "I got pictures!" " no!" " see?" " let me see those pictures!" "Hey, give me back those pictures!" "Matt, give me those." " no." " ugh!" " dave!" " [grunts]" " what are you doing, fag?" " uhn!" "Ugh!" "Whoa--hey!" "[cheers and applause]" " hey!" " ow!" " no!" "No!" "Aah!" " watch, watch, watch." " hyuh!" "[grunting wildly]" " uh-huh." "Shush!" "[laughter] [infectious grooves' feed the monkey]" "♪ ♪" " ♪ she likes to feed the monkey ♪" "♪ she likes to feed the monkey ♪" "♪ she likes to feed the monkey ♪" "♪ she likes the monkey ♪" "♪ well, gather round and let me tell you ♪" "♪ all a story ♪" "♪ about a boy and his monkey ♪" "♪ he's got that kind of monkey ♪" "♪ that the girls want to know ♪" "♪ he likes to take his monkey ♪" "♪ every place that he goes ♪" "♪ ♪" " ow!" " ♪ hey ho you see the monkey ♪" " watch this." " ♪ I didn't really know ♪" "♪ how it get so hungry ♪" "♪ i'd like to know ♪" "♪ would you feed the monkey ♪" "♪ my monkey likes to do the wild thing ♪" "♪ my monkey don't scratch my monkey don't bite ♪" "♪ my monkey don't swing no tree ♪" "♪ my monkey don't hit my monkey don't drool ♪" "♪ my monkey be swing with me ♪" "♪ my monkey don't freak my monkey don't trip ♪" "♪ my monkey don't wear no cape ♪" "♪ but you can tell what my monkey want to eat ♪" "♪ 'cause he turn into a big old ape ♪" "♪ ♪" " [shouts]" "[horn honks, cheering]" " yeah, buddy!" " what you did was pretty cool." " oh, who cares about cool anyway, right?" " right." " well, there's one really cool thing I wanted to show you." " what?" " this." "[cheers and laughter]" " oh, dave!" " [laughs]" "[smoke alarm wailing]" "Both: aah!" " it's your cave nug." " [screams]" " ah ha ha!" " ow!" " yay!" " yeah!" "[cheers and applause]" " oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah, buddy!" "She is so grr-reasy!" " shush!" " ah!" "Hey!" "Buddy, ow!" " yeah!" " i'll be ba-ack." "[laughs] [vince neil's you're invited (but your friend can't come)]" " ♪ wow ♪" " oh, yeah!" "Stoners, what's up, bro?" "Whoo!" "Party fiesta!" " ♪ little woman got that look in her eyes ♪" "♪ want to cut me down to size ♪" "♪ show me what you're gonna do ♪" "♪ it's true ♪" "♪ who's that gorilla standing by your side ♪" "♪ oh, no, it must be your ride ♪" "♪ you wouldn't be with such a fool ♪" "♪ or your mama too ♪" "♪ there's something over here I want you to see ♪" "♪ there's a party but it isn't for three ♪" "♪ get something straight between you and me ♪" "♪ because whoa no ♪" "♪ you're invited but your friend can't come ♪" "♪ whoa no no ♪" "♪ come on babe we're gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ wow ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ heartbreaker yeah you came for the show ♪" "♪ but little did you know you'd end up in the spotlight ♪" "♪ well all right ♪" "♪ come on babe won't you show me what you got ♪" "♪ ready or not one two here we go ♪" "♪ oh no ♪" "♪ i'm making plans for the rest of the night ♪" "♪ so tell your guard dog that he better not bite ♪" "♪ my dogs are bigger and they're ready to fight ♪" "♪ so come on come on come on ♪" "♪ give it up tonight ♪" "♪ whoa no ♪" "♪ you're invited but your friend can't come ♪" "♪ whoa no no ♪" "♪ come on babe we're gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ whoa no ♪" "♪ you're invited but your friend can't come ♪" "♪ but your friend can't come ♪" "♪ whoa no no ♪" "♪ come on babe we're gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ we're gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ we're gonna have some fun ♪" "♪ we'll have some fun baby ♪" "♪ oh but she can't come ♪"

"...useless hands" "A man with sightless eyes" "A man with weary feet" "There was such a man" "Night... descends its black coffin covers his conquered eyes" "Stars in his sightless eyes" "Fell down to the ground" "Not even his shadow would ever fall behind" "Desolate, weary man" "Solitary one" "With lips scorched and parched cracked and parched..." "Unlike a spring he'd never see each drip... each drip drop of water... drop of water" "Silence enveloped the night all around..." "Never noticed, never hearing the footsteps... the footsteps" "Singer:" "Farhaad, Song:" "The Lonely Man Reza Motori/ Reza The Motorcyclist" "[Dr. Ghiyabi's Cure Center]" "I don't have the time." "Are we on time?" "Yep, it's 8 sharp." "Just in time." "Why are they late?" "!" "Mohammad Alaki [spurious] is so shrewd!" "He just plans and never participates." "He just takes his money and we rot behind bars!" "He's the boss though." "He thinks it's the wild west!" "Good thing Reza Motori and Abbas Ghoraze (Scrap) came with us." "How long have Reza and Abbas pretended to be insane?" "Two months." "and two months after getting caught to eliminate suspicion." " They have criminal records?" " It seems so." "Hey look!" "They're here." "Abbas Ghoraze!" " Yes Reza Motori" " It's safe here." " Come on!" " Take my hand." " Give me your hand." " Easy!" " Ah." " Slow down..." "Please!" "Watch it!" "Hurry..." "The ambulance is here." " Jump!" " That's too high!" "Not so high!" "Come on!" "You go first." "OK" " I'm afraid." " Ok" "Be careful." "Slow..." "Slow!" "Come on!" "Jump!" " I'm afraid!" "I'm not a stuntman!" " Come on!" " Help me!" " Ok." " Help me!" " Ok" "Be careful Reza!" "Please!" "Ah!" "Quiet!" "Someone might hear us" "Watch it!" "Let's go!" " Wow!" "A motorcycle!" " Let's go!" "Drive!" " Yes!" " Oh my god!" "So great!" "Welcome back!" "So good you brought this!" "When do we get there?" "In half an hour." "We thought the bike would come in handy." "For once you did the right thing." "Hey!" "Where's Mohammad Alaki?" "He started a fight and got busted." "Gave me the signal to do it ourselves." "Everything is ok." "Shit!" "Abbas!" " Huh?" " Did you get that?" "He takes the money..." "We go to jail!" "So shrewd!" "I said it was just a few minutes ago!" "He said the same thing!" "Just the same." "He's arranged everything!" "Is it clear now?" "Mohammad Alaki took care of it." " Put it on!" " Shit!" "It's so gaudy." " We bought it from Lalezar!" "It's cool!" "Was there nothing better?" "Where are MY clothes?" "We tried to take them but your mom wouldn't let us." "She's why my father's dead" "Am I supposed to rob with these clothes?" "Your mom is awesome!" "You got the keys?" " Yes, here they are." " Good!" " Give me the best one!" " Hey, are you in a supermarket!" "Give me the bag." "Give it to me!" "We'll enjoy it in an hour!" "And I'll enjoy wearing this shirt!" "Get in, idiot!" "Do you want us to get caught?" "!" "Couldn't be better!" "Well done!" "What?" "Is it safe?" " It's a pretty kettle of fish!" " What?" "The night shift workers are here." "Here comes trouble!" "It was Mohammad Alaki's plan!" "Stop shouting!" "It's not easy work!" "It's a robbery!" "And I'm so pissed off!" "I feel worse, but let me think!" "Ok, go ahead." "Hey, it's better this way." "Everyone is busy and" "If we take the safe out, no one will get suspicious!" "He's right." "You shouldn't be afraid of them." "Ok?" "Ok, I'm going." "Watch my back!" "Get it?" "I'll give the signal and you get in quickly; got it?" "And just in case, no one will wait for the others." "If something happens..." " Just save your ass." "Got it?" " Of course!" " But I should say it!" " Oh God kill me!" "Here!" "Here." "Go..." "Go..." "Go!" "This one?" "Isn't it?" "Quiet!" "Keep quiet!" " Get in fast!" " Hurry!" "Get in!" "Get in." "Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Hey, you watch the door." "Easy..." "Easy..." "Keep calm." "Don't hurry." " Quiet, Reza." " Ok." "Are you sure there's money in it?" "Mohammad Alaki has checked everything." "Ok..." "Easy." "It's too heavy." "Ok..." "Push it..." "Push it..." "Push it!" "Ok, turn it... turn it." "Turn it!" "Make it stop." "Make it stop!" "Quiet!" "Slow down." "Go ahead!" "Go ahead!" " Hey... hurry" " Ok..." "Coming." "Stop coughing!" "Hey, let me cut the electricity, then we can run across before they turn the emergency power on." " The power..." " Somebody turn the power on!" "Hurry..." "Hurry!" "Hurry up!" " This way!" " Go..." "Go." "This way." "Go..." "Go." "Hurry..." "Hurry up!" "My ear!" "Bastard!" "He bit me!" "You bit my ear!" "I'll choke you!" "Let's go." " There!" " They're here!" " Here!" " There!" "They took the money." "Thieves!" "We did it!" "If those workers had caught us, they'd have killed us." "Give me the keys." "Here." "The moment..." "The moment we open this safe,..." "We'll be rich... be rich!" "And..." "What if we open it and it's empty?" "!" "I'll kill Mohammad Alaki." "Less talk!" "Let's open it." "It seems the right one!" "It's not the right one!" "Neither this one." "Nor this one." "This one's too big." "Come on!" "Shit!" " Ah, my finger." " Must I keep driving?" "Yes, keep driving with the siren." "If the police stop you, tell them we're in labor." "Yes!" " It's open!" " Really?" "No. it isn't." " Try this one." " This one." "Take this one." "It must be this one." "That's it!" "Here it is!" "Pass them here." "Put them in the bag." " Oh" " Cool!" " Is that really money?" " Of course." "Coins..." "I love coins." "Coins will come handy in the asylum." "For sure!" "Help me." "Turn it on." " Are you ready?" " Yep" "Let's go." "Move!" "Hey stop!" " Where are you going?" " Where are you taking the money?" "Hey..." "Wait..." "Wait!" "I love you, Reza!" " What now?" " I'll take care of them myself this time." "You go in and I'll be back." "You know I trust you." "Help me climb the wall." "Turn off the motorcycle." "Ok, I'll hoist you" "My hat!" "Take it." "When will you be back?" "Around morning." "You must marry him." "He's a scientist." "Accomplished and emotional." "Do you understand?" "Emotional." "They're called intellectuals these days." "He's inept." "This marriage will ruin us" "His mother even tied his shoelaces until he was 20." "He even doesn't know how to speak to a girl." "I want lovely words to be whispered in my ears." "Just because you beat his father in backgammon, doesn't mean we have to always be together." "I don't have to tolerate him." " What are you talking about?" " Then you play oboe together!" "?" "He's a good boy." "You can work on him." "No father, my dear..." "He has no talent." "Of course he's talented." "Hey!" "What's up?" "Why are you quarreling?" "The servants may hear you!" "Here..." "That's my dumpy pal." "I'll say it again!" "He's inept." "Dear, Stop nagging about his ineptitude and so on." "He's just shy!" "He'll change and one day he'll be the best lover." "Just like your father." "Shame on you!" "His appearance isn't so bad." "But he's such a loser" "Mommy, you know what I mean." "Make him exercise early in the morning." "Is that his only fault?" "So make him lose weight." "Take him for a walk in the garden!" "Talk to him amorously!" "He's your cousin." "The novel is dead!" "I just wrote a couple of them last year." "The air is so nice." "I wish this season would never end." " I feel I'm in love ." " Yes, It is." "It's delightful." "I'm working on the life of madmen." "I want to experience their life!" "I need it to complete my book." "I want to be just like them." " Do you follow me?" " Oh, no!" "Let's run." " Run?" "You mean 6-7 Feet?" " Oh, stop joking with me!" "I'm a girl." "I have feelings" " You are a girl!" "?" "I didn't know that!" " Oh, stop kidding me!" " So?" " So what?" "Oh, try to change yourself!" "I'll be your fiancée!" "What does a fiancé look like?" "They're not like you!" "I'm an intellectual!" "I have no obsessions or idiotic fantasies" "You want me to act like playful girls in cafés but I won't!" "I'm tired of you talking about theater, writing and painting." "You just care about what you want." "Think of other things!" "Things more beautiful." "Lady!" "I cannot chase you between the trees or sleep on the grass or chew them and take colorful photos!" "I know what you want!" "A Peyton Place love and I can't." " You're stupidly pathetic!" " Don't insult me!" "I want to teach you there are other things in the world, necessary for life." " Please!" " You miserable wretch!" " You act like an intellectual." " Don't insult me!" " A pseudo-intellectual, living a lie." " I'm not joking!" "Please!" "Show a little kindness and I'll fall in love with you!" " I don't want you to fall in love with me." " A jackass has no feeling!" " No affection!" " I don't need it." "I don't want you to fall in love with me." "Look at you with those stupid glasses?" "!" "Poseur!" "Are you really human?" "Stop getting to me!" " You're a hen!" "A Hen with glasses." " Stop bothering me." " Clumsy!" " Stop this girl." "Stop her!" "She is assaulting me with her words." "She's insulting me." " Who told you to take him to the garden?" " Didn't you tell me to make him feel love?" "I can tame animals with my love!" "But he just gets away from me!" "You hear that?" "Even animals!" "Damn it!" "You cannot stay in an asylum!" "You should wear their clothes so they think of you as one of themselves and talk to you." "I told my driver to take you there tomorrow." "Ok..." "Ok." "Merci uncle!" "I want to be just like them for one day." "The more I resemble them, the more beautiful my new novel will be." "A unique experience?" "Right?" "Yes dear." "Good luck!" "I'm so nervous..." "So much!" "I should study them carefully!" "Be careful with them!" "They may chew your ear!" "They even may eat your clothes" "Come here!" "Hey Sir!" "Look at him!" " It's crooked." " He wears glasses." "It's for sale!" "For sale!" " Buzz off!" "You have ants in you pants!" "I'm Tarzan." "During 1984 Churchill was in a..." "I beg your pardon, Sir!" "Thank you!" "Hello Tehran!" "Hello Tehran!" "I'm waiting..." "Tehran!" "Hello Tehran." "So you don't answer Tehran?" "Ok" "Hello Sir!" "I don't know if you're informed but I want to spend a day with your patients." "Yes, so pleased to meet you!" "Pleasure is mine." "Ok, That's enough!" "I'll tell them to take care of your complains." "Yes, I received a call about this." "There's no problem staying with them for a day." "But you should wear the same clothes as them." "So they'll assume you're one of them" "Ok, so where can I change?" "She will show you." "Thanks" " Please show them the room." " Thanks." " May you excuse me." " You're welcome." "By the way..." "Watch yourself." " Sure." "Thanks." " Anytime." "Please this way." "Thank you Madam." "Thanks." "So that's it. 4 p.m. sharp." "Don't be late I'll wait for you.." "Hey guys." "Today I want to teach you a lesson from life." "These words are the outcome of 120 years of my life." "I knew that life... is all experience." "It has ups and downs." "You are in the street, you put your hand in your pocket... and he notices that he has no money." "Love deceived me" "Love played and I danced" "Oh love...." "Ok, She's gone!" "Stop singing!" "Shhhh!" "Thanks for singing instead of me!" "And I'll talk instead of you one day!" "Here..." "It's your reward." "Just because... you sang very well instead of me." "When you are away dear Maryam I shed blood instead of tears" "Dear Maryam..." "I'm in love with you, dear Maryam" "When you are away I shed blood instead of tears" "Dear Maryam..." "I'm in love with you, dear Maryam" "Hey... hey boy!" "Hello to you." "You seem..." "You seem much better than the others." "Huh?" "What?" "You?" " Come in!" "Come in!" " So..." "I..." "Can I come in?" "Okay." "Sneak in so nobody knows." "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "The door is there." "Come in." "Hurry up!" "Come here!" "Come Here!" "Sit down." "So..." "Tell me!" "What's going on?" " Tell you what?" " So..." "The good news!" "Ok." "Got it!" "Are you ok?" "Hello to you, dear Reza Motori!" "How are you?" "I'm ok." "I don't get it!" "Why do you call me Reza Motori?" "Because you love motorcycles?" "Don't you?" "Yes I love motorcycles." "They're interesting lovely things." "Why am I here?" "Because you think you are James Bond or or the foreign guy pretending to be Arabic." " You mean Lawrence?" " Yes, you think that..." "You yet... you know... you yet deliver movies to the theater halls." "Delivering movies?" "Ah..." "I'm starting to go mad!" "Ok..." "Then do you know when you went mad?" "Why do you pretend to be mad?" "I don't get it!" "Why do you call me dear Reza Motori?" "Are you pulling my leg?" "I've spent an hour here talking to you." "No." "You're wrong." "I'm a writer." "I'm just telling you I'm a writer and I'm here to study insane people for a novel." "Hey..." "Buzz off!" "You really are going mad." "We'll talk later." "Ok..." "We'll talk later." "Nice to meet you." "Nice of you." "... Of your fiancée's estates." "Are you really...?" "Seems my bread is buttered on both sides." "Let's go." "After you." "Hello Tehran!" "Hellooo Tehran!" "Goodbye!" "God bless you!" "Hope not." "In 1947;" "DearGolPari!" "...." "Yes !" "Areyouhere?" "..." "Yes !" "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "It's for sale!" " It's for sale!" " Goodbye!" "Goodbye!" "Come back soon." "I'll miss you" "Goodbye Hossein." " Goodbye." " Keep safe." "Hello Sir!" "Please." "After you." " Oh no..." "You first." " Please." " Not possible." " Please." " Oh no." " Please." " Please Sir!" " Thank you." "That's so cool!" "Never in my dreams!" "Let me put my head out the window and enjoy the fresh air of my uncle's garden." "Don't you agree, Mr. Mobasher?" " Uncle owns such a great house!" " Listen to me Mr. Mobasher." "From now on you must show me every room of this house and introduce me to everyone." "Have you gone mad?" "First of all..." "Your lovely aunt* is the insane one." "You just introduce me and say nothing more!" "It's good for my book!" " As you wish, Sir!" " Not "Sir"..." "Call me "your majesty"" " Yes, your majesty." " Excellent." "Well done" "Hello, Dear Farrokh." "How did it go?" "Mobasher!" "She's my fiancée, Isn't she?" "Are you kidding me again?" "Yes, She's your fiancée" "Here's the loser again!" "Then she is the fiancée..." "So..." "let's do it!" "I missed you so much!" "I'll die for you!" "I can't bear being away from you!" "Come give me a hug!" "You with your delicate body..." "Hide me in the stony castle of your chest" "Oh Farangis!" "Did you like my song from Amir Arsalan* book, scientific version?" "And..." "Sweety..." "back from the war at the end of the movie!" "Embrace me!" "Here comes James Bond!" "Please don't stop!" "Stop what, Simonza?" "Don't stop being this way." "It's ice-cream that keeps the form!" "Don't stop this form of craziness!" "You've changed a lot!" "Your eyes..." "Your hair!" "Lets go out for dinner!" "Anywhere you choose!" "It'll take a couple of days for your father to come back from Scandinavia." "Then my father's in Scandinavia." "May God bless you father, buried under pounds of soil!" "Everyone knew your name!" "Agha Mohsen, who sold dog shit, then began the noble work of thievery" "My story just needs more studying!" "Why do you think I'm not a writer?" "I'm the writer!" "Why don't you let me go home?" "!" " Hey!" "how do you do?" " Ok, thanks." " Tell me..." "Where are you from?" " From Navvab Bazaarche*." " It seems you were famous!" " Yes, but the past is the past!" "Now I have to work." "Yes, we all have to." "I'll drive myself." "I don't feel comfortable with a chauffeur." "Thank you, Sir." "My wife is so sick It would be good to be with her." " Sit in front" " You're so kind Sir!" "Yeah." "Where should I take you?" "Don't bother." "I'll take a cab." "Not at all." "It's not fair." "I'll take you back home." "Damn this car." "It's like a ship!" "Anything could be here!" "Why are you so silent?" "You look so depressed." "No, not depressed but..." "Look..." "I'm in big trouble." "I should confess." " You know..." " No!" "Say nothing." "I don't want you to tell me." "I don't want us to have any trouble." "But it gets worse day by day." "The more I see you..." "The more trouble I'll have." "At first I thought it would be easy." "I say "I'll think it over later"." "But you are so good." "So nice." "But I'm stuck here." "Should I skip the beauty salon so we can spend time together." "Hmm..." "I have some things to do." "Later." "Ok?" " Ok." "I love you." "Pull over." "Here's the salon." " In a couple of hours." " Ok." "Merci." "Goodbye." "Fancy driving my mom to Shah Abdol Azim's shrine." "Look at those passengers." "Come on Reza..." "Come on!" "5 Rials. 5 Rials." "(Iranian money)" " Taxi..." "Taxi..." " Easy..." "Easy." "Sit closer together." "I'm not insane!" " God bless you, Baba Piri." " Thanks." " Watch this car till I get back." " Ok..." "For sure." "How're you, little boy?" "Wipe your nose." "Mohammad Agha Alaki..." "It was Reza." "I swear..." "It was Reza." "Akbar, Are you Ok with him?" "No..." "He used to be more grateful" "He took the money and now he's free." "Check those clothes" "He's forgotten our share." "I'm Mohammad Alaki!" "You're not a coward." "He tricked us." "You promised to buy me a corner shop." "I swear I'll blow up this Bazaarche." "Keep an eye on him." "He wants to show his new clothes to his mom." "Let's go." "Where are you, mom?" "Is that you, mom?" "Mom!" "My dear Reza." "That's me, dear." "Don't hug me!" "First tell me!" "You have to wear these gaudy clothes?" "Or you wear them out of choice?" "Maybe you've gone mad!" "Oh..." "Mom..." "No..." "It's just to show off." "Give Agha Reza a kiss." "Thanks." "I knew you were just acting" "Pretending to be mad." "That's why I visited." "You could at least have brought Abbas Ghoraze and me some pastries." "I wanted to but I couldn't." "I went to the bakery but the owner was watching so I couldn't lift any." "Then the owner knows you!" "Yeah mom." "Thievery is getting harder these days." "Yes son..." "It's hard." "May God bless your father." "He robbed six times and six times he got caught." "I was really in love with him." "But the first time he got caught in a robbery" "I was disappointed in him and began to hate him." " Ok..." "I know." " God may bless him." "He got caught six times and I went to visit him every single time." "I took him a pair of underpants six times.." "How are you holding up?" "Everything was going ok." "The robbery went as planned." "Abbas Ghoraze knew everything." "So we pretended to be really mad." "Until one day somebody, allegedly a writer, walked into the asylum, a spitting image of me." "When I say it, I really mean it." " You're kidding me?" " No, I swear!" "Any way..." "He was just like me walking into the asylum." "Sit down." "We'll wait for him to come out." "Pass the lighter." "I blended in with no problem." "But now I regret it." "Are you really in love with her?" "You don't know her!" "She's so nice." "Her kindness drives me crazy!" "How can I explain?" "!" "No one ever has fallen for me." "She showed me affection and I fell for her." "Oh come on, Reza." "She's rich and playful." "She's not really in love." "Have you seen any movies recently?" "Have you forgotten you were the one taking films to the cinemas?" "!" "." "Look into my eyes and say NO!" "Sometimes, if I'm in the mood there are cinemas in the square that I visit." "Just a visit?" "Oh..." "Unless I get bored." "I'm alone in this house." "I buy some nuts and some snacks just in case and I go to see a Farsi film." "If I'm hungry I eat the food." "I have no other hobby." "That's the point!" "When I said I love her you said rich girls are bad, all the same." "Those films make you pessimistic" "I want to give back the money!" "Never!" " Have you told her who your mother is?" " I know there's a better way of life." "Why should I fool myself into thinking I'm living a good life?" "It's all a lie!" "You go to the cinema and watch this type of film and I took them to foreign films." "They weren't satisfied with a low life." "With living and working like this." "After being bullied in the Bazaarche, they started a new life helping poor people." "Mom, I like it like this." "To have enough for myself and to help the poor." "That's why beggars earn more money here than uptown." "A rich girl falls in love with a poor worker and the boy refuses her, even insults her." "She goes back and throws a party for all her educated friends, but she leaves and goes to the garden and pines for the poor boy, singing "Why do you ignore me?" and so on!" "But it's all a lie." "I wish I could buy a big house, not a mansion, but an old house with a marquee and a big garden." "And we'd celebrate Nature's day in the garden, not somewhere in Mesgar Abad*!" "Mom, I want to tell her that I'm not the Farrokh guy." "That there are other beautiful things in the world." "I'll give back the money and I'll be free." "Mom, this girl has taught me a lot without knowing it." "I'm really impressed, son." "Ok... stop crying." "Fetch me my leathers, goggles and helmet." "Dry the rest on the roof" "Get a move on!" "What if we're still waiting here for him tomorrow?" "Here we can move faster!" "Don't let him fool you." " The kid is the one in the cradle." " He's right." "Let's get in and have a fight." "Let's make a fuss." "We're here for nothing." "There's two of them against us if he tells his mom where the money is" "Lets go in!" "Follow me if you want." "Wow..." "It works so well!" "Press the buzzer, Mohammad." "Why don't you visit your old friends?" "Who let you assholes in?" "Think you can steal our money, huh?" "YOUR money?" "!" "You'll never see it!" "I have a plan for it." "I'll give it back." "Where'd you get the clothes?" "I'm a merchant now, a pickle merchant!" "You're underestimating us, Agha Reza!" "Call him Mr. Rat" "Oh..." "You've forgotten who's boss." "I'm not in the mood for fighting." "I won't fight unless it's one on one." "And then later!" "I've got to visit someone." "And we'll visit you soon!" "We'll find you!" "Scram!" "THANK YOU!" "You promised me!" "He's not noticing at all!" "Buzz off kids!" " Get away!" " Hey..." "Get away" "Let me park my bike..." "I'll show you!" "Buzz off!" "Who let you sit there?" "That old shoe-shine put me here and said it's our home." "Come down, little mischief!" "Don't jump on people's cars again!" "Kids!" "Mohammad's son is afraid of his father..." " but he likes the car." " One shouldn't scare kids away." "WELL DONE." "I told you "watch this car!"" "Why you let kids climb on it?" "I'm busy working!" "I have to take care of my clients." "I'll fix your shoes for free." "Go fix your brain!" "I told you, watch it and you did nothing." "But I don't look like a biker And I'll tell you why!" "I don't want to know." "I'm just so happy!" "And I won't ask." "Let me tell you." "I've learnt to ride it recently." "We won't go anywhere with this big unwieldy car." "The best vehicle for roving!" "Do you love your bike more than me?" "You're obsessed with it." "Look at this." "It seems so alive." "I love just watching it!" "A lonely man can get attached to anything!" "When Abbas Ghoraze is not by my side..." "When I don't have my Bazaarche friends by my side, this is like a lamb for me." "I give it the gun and it goes faster." "Never feels hot or cold!" "In short..." "It's like an intimate friend." "It's always so unaffected." "When it breaks down, it won't move." "The engine." "When I ride, I hear nothing else." "I'm out of this world." "Let's take a ride!" "Then you'll see what I mean." "With a voiceless sound" "High..." "like a mountain" "Short..." "like a dream" "There was such a man..." "A man with useless hands" "A man with sightless eyes" "A man with weary feet" "There was such a man" "Silence enveloped the night" "All around..." "Never noticed, failed to hear... the sound... the sound of feet..." "Get up." "May I, Sir?" "Madam..." "Can I have the honor of dancing with you?" "No, Sir." "Please." "Hey, Reza." "Don't make trouble" "Go away please!" "And I ask you to play with your matches." "Maybe she'll show some affection!" "Care to dance...?" "!" " Asshole!" " Let him go!" "This lady said:" "let him go!" "She thinks you might hurt me!" " She loves me!" " And I love you too!" "Now you dance with me..." "What's up?" "Someone help!" "Say something." "You're torturing yourself." "I can't clean your face or take you to the hospital." "You should have ignored them." "You're not like them, those scoundrels." "You're a writer!" "A noble man." "Anyone can say any bullshit!" "To answer them all, you'd spend all day fighting." "Besides, it was nothing." "He just asked me to dance." "But you beat him up and then got beaten up as well." "When someone takes a lady out, he must consider his actions." "Let things go." "Try to ignore things." "There are troublemakers everywhere." "What if someone saw you fighting?" "Now I know you were right when you said, one should think more of one's actions." "I always wanted you to be forthright, to repel those who oppose you." "But it was just a few worthless words." "You dishonored me tonight." "I want the old Farrokh back!" "Please." "I can't watch your eye bleed anymore." "Think it over." "You're not your old self!" "You've become a scoundrel!" "Enough!" "Look at me!" "People call me Reza!" "I'm just like my old self." "I've always been like this!" "People call me Reza Motori!" "Do you understand lady?" "Your lovely Farrokh is in an asylum right now!" "People call me Reza the motorcyclist!" "Reza the thief!" "I can't be polite like you want!" "I'm different." "I'd feel ashamed to do nothing." "The hell with your honor." "I used to fight every and all day!" "I even fought once in our house when we had a party!" "Then I let it go... and started taking films to the cinemas." "All ten cinemas used to show the same film." "But I started robbing again... when cinemas owners decided to choose their films themselves." "Yeah!" "Each and every one of them!" "I broke into a factory with my friends." "I took the money and scrammed." "Reza Motori!" "Understand it!" "I hid the money and said nothing to any of them." "I felt the danger so..." "I pretended to be insane and they took me to the asylum." "And your villain Farrokh dishonored me." "He was just like me." "I felt I could pretend to be him and then I could get out." "I wanted to change my neighborhood." "I wanted to take my mom to some new area and find a new job, as a mechanic or shopkeeper or something." "None of my old friends live in the Bazaarche anymore." "They've all migrated... are in prison... or are dead." "Yeah!" "You know!" "When I got out of the asylum and saw your car," "I was tempted." "I told myself..." "The bird on my shoulder wants me to be king and is now flying around you." "And then I met you." "It was so pleasant." "It was just a game at the beginning, but I was so wrong!" "I found the thing I always lacked," "I was in love!" "Reza was in love!" "Reza Motori was in love!" "Of course I was!" "And now on my bike with your arms around my waist." "Hiding your face behind me, from the wind." "Never before was I so naive!" "I'd fallen in love." "But I can't." "No, I can't." "Yes..." "Me!" "I was mature enough to take care of myself since I was 5, but now I'm in trouble." "Someone else in the asylum instead of me." "My best friends think that I've cheated them." "My poor friends." "I escaped the asylum by chance." "But I fell in love." "Now I don't feel like you're a stranger." "You should go to the asylum and fetch your fiancé" "Go and check on him." "What can I do!" "?" "Life goes on." "It's OK." "Take a seat." "Listen!" "I'll sleep at home tonight." "I'll call you tomorrow." "I want to think it over tonight." "Are you awake, mom?" "Wake up, mom!" "What's up son?" "You're home." "Did you have another fight?" "It's midnight!" " Let me see..." " No mom." "It's nothing." "Don't pretend to be worried." "It'll be OK." "I know it will be OK." "Are you in trouble again?" "Give me some water." "I'm so thirsty." " You're so messed up!" " No problem." "I feel restless tonight." " Does it hurt?" " Yes it does." "I think tomorrow will be an important day for me." "No one cares about me." "Stop nagging." "Let me..." "Hey mom..." "Wait..." "Wait..." "I'm not in the mood for preaching." "I want to give back the money tomorrow evening." "Do you want to impress her?" "No, mom." "I don't care about anyone." "On the contrary, I want every one to hate me." "I'm the one who should enjoy it." "There's a poem about it." "It says:" "Being an ass is not just eating grass..." "I've forgotten the rest." "All of your friends will mock you." "Oh, mom." "Let me do the right thing." "If you think you're doing the right thing, then I loved your father with all his faults." "Oh father!" "God bless you." "He wanted to be a member of "The School Council" so much." "They told him he could be the head of The Council next year." "God bless him." "Next year they didn't enrol me." " Why talk like a clergyman, so late?" " I don't know." "I'd like to be killed for nothing." "I'm done with this useless life." "This bike's sound rings in my ear all the time." "I'm so bored." "Hey..." "Don't you want to repair grandpa's house." "We can move in there." "Aren't you tired of this place?" "Oh no." "It's almost falling down." "It's not safe at all." "It could collapse at any moment and ruin everything in it." "Are you going to take the money back tomorrow?" "Yeah." "Hey Mr. Gholam." "Give me some cheese." " Long time no see, Agha Reza." " I've been so busy, Mr. Gholam." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Thank you." " Anytime." "God bless you, Mr. Asghar." "One breakfast please" "Yes, for sure." "Bring him some tea." "... a luxury house." "Oh..." "I lead a simple life." "All of the money?" "You've reached the police ...." "Hello!" "I can't hear you!" "It's too noisy there." "Absolutely!" "You should know that if you're not in trouble" "I can advise you." "Take the bag." "Catch them!" " Freeze!" " Run!" " Catch him." " Catch the other one!" "Freeze!" "With a voiceless sound" "High..." "like a mountain" "Short..." "like a dream" "There was such a man" "A man with useless hands" "A man with sightless eyes" "A man with weary feet" "There was such a man" "Night descends its black coffin covers his conquered his eyes" "Stars in his sightless eyes" "Fell down to the ground" "Not even his shadow would ever fall behind" "Desolate, weary man" "Solitary one" "With lips scorched and parched cracked and parched..." "Unlike a spring he'd never see each drip... each drip drop of water... drop of water" "Silence enveloped the night all around..." "Never noticed, never hearing the footsteps... the footsteps" "Oh my God!" "He's dead." "Calm Down.." "He's not dead." "He's still alive." "Stay back." "Tell..." "Abbas Ghoraze..." "Reza..." "Reza Motori..." "Died." "Subtitles:" "Rookielady, shaunx corvus edit"

"* it seems today that all you see * * is violence in movies and sex on tv * * but where are those good old-fashioned values * * on which we used to rely?" "* * lucky there's a family guy * * lucky there's a man who positively can do * * all the things that make us * * laugh and cry * * he's..." "A..." "Fam..." "Ily..." "Guy!" "*" "(grunts)" "Morning, peter." "Morning, lois." "You using the bathroom?" "Yeah." "Why?" "I was just curious." "Before you go, I wanna ask you a question." "Is there something on my elbow?" "Me first, me first, me first!" "(both grunting)" "Peter, I'm going first." "Oh, no, you don't!" "Move your ass, peter!" "You move yours!" "I made reservations with the maitre d'." "Isn't that right, cornelius?" "Lois griffin, poop for one." "I also need a poop." "Do you have a reservation, sir?" "Yeah, I called a couple days ago." "Who did you speak to?" "Dave..." "Ald..." "Jeff" "Illiam..." "Tonio?" "Davaldjeffilliamtonio hasn't worked here for four years." "Ah, the hell with you." "I'll use the other bathroom." "Male voice:" "Somebody's in here." "Oh, excuse me." "Good morning." "Lois, since when does an elephant live here?" "He's an exchange student." "Don't you remember?" "Oh, that's right." "Don't you feel foolish?" "Well, how long does it usually take you?" "I don't remember." "(to himself):" "Oh, my god," "That is such a bunch of crap." "I hope my son is having a better time with your family." "(screams) poachers!" "(whimpering)" "Joe, I need to use your bathroom." "Sure, peter." "What the hell?" "How do you even?" "Wha...?" "It..." "I-I don't..." "Wait." "How do I...?" "Uh, yeah, that's gonna be" "Way too complicated for ya." "How come there are two toilets?" "The other one's for blood." "(whimpering)" "Cleveland's old house." "Perfect!" "(whimpering)" "Damn, no toilet paper." "(whimpers)" "Hey, joe, can I borrow this?" "Sure." "Peter, where have you been?" "Oh, let's just say I've been" "At cleveland's empty house taking a dump." "Ugh!" "That's disgusting!" "I will be taking all of my movements there from now on." "All of 'em!" "Brrreeee-ha-ha!" "* let's get loud, let's get loud * * turn the music up, let's do it * * come on, people, let's get loud * * let's get loud * * turn the music up, don't you hear that sound?" "* * let's get loud. *" "Peter, your breakfast is ready." "Hang on." "I'll be right back, lois." "I'm just going across the street." "Peter, you can't keep using cleveland's bathroom." "Oh, my god!" "Yes, I can!" "Cleveland's bathroom is the greatest discovery" "Since fat women discovered diet coke." "Now I can eat anything!" "Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "That's my bathroom!" "What are you talking about?" "We just rented this place." "Holy crap!" "Dan aykroyd and chevy chase!" "What the hell are you guys doing in quahog?" "Oh, we're just doing research for a movie." "Oh, my god, that's amazing!" "Listen, I gotta tell you guys," "I've watched all your movies, like, a thousand times." "You saw cops and robbersons?" "And my stepmother is an alien?" "Almost all of 'em." "Boy, I sure would love it if you guys would come" "To our house for dinner tonight." "My wife's cooking sucks," "But I just want to look at ya." "You like meatloaf?" "Uh, yeah, sure." "All right, see you at 8:00." "Oh, man I can't believe I'm gonna have dinner" "With two of the three amigos." "This is gonna be way better" "Than when we had that victorian girl ghost over for dinner." "(sobs)" "My governess drowned me in a well." "You are a horrible dinner guest." "Can you believe it?" "We're eating with two of the three ghostbusters." "Actually, I wasn't in that." "Look at these guys, they can't take a compliment." "You know, you guys are funny," "But, uh, I got a confession to make." "I'm a pretty funny guy myself." "Maybe I say a few things here, maybe I get a few laughs." "Maybe you guys put me in one of your pictures." "Uh, well, uh, yeah, I suppose it's possible." "Yeah, we got all kinds of roles available." "Speaking roles, background roles." "Background would be good for you." "Ooh, yeah." "Speaking role or background role." "Either one would be good." "You know, I'm really good at sight gags." "Oh, I didn't mean to do that." "Now it's everywhere!" "That's comedy." "(laughs)" "Peter, what the hell is wrong with you?" "That's not funny." "Oh, well, interesting opinion, lois." "Gee, I wonder if there's anyone else at this table" "Who's maybe more qualified" "To say what's funny than you are?" "Well, we'd need to see a little bit more," "But, uh... (chuckles) is that the time?" "I can't believe that's the time." "It's late." "I don't understand." "You're not wearing a watch." "You see, that's sort of a joke, peter." "Oh." "Well, that's not that funny." "It's kind of funny, you know." "No, it's not funny." "See, if you had said something like," ""oh, it's half past a freckle."" "(laughs)" "Oh, you know, I'm thinking of the three of you." "I'm-I'm thinking this guy..." "Let me show you something that's funny." "Okay, here's an impression of john wayne" "On the first thanksgiving." "(normal voice):" "I'm john wayne" "At the first thanksgiving, pilgrims." "Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims." "(laughs)" "Where's this guy been?" "Well, mr." "Griffin, this has been a lot of fun." "A lot of fun." "But we gotta get back over to our place" "Mm-hmm." "And, uh, kinda do, uh..." "What do we have to do?" "Roll some joints and get high." "Yeah, we gotta do those things." "That's not funny." "Drugs aren't funny." "They ruin lives." "Amen." "No, peter," "You're not funny." "I'm afraid dan's right." "You're not funny at all." "I don't get it." "You're painfully unfunny." "Get the (bleep) out of my house!" "Hey, stewie, can I talk to you for a sec?" "Look, brian, I've colored" "Sebastian the crab blue." "If that isn't a middle finger to society," "I don't know what is." "Ew, I don't like it anymore." "I wish I had colored him red." "Do you think it's a little odd" "That chevy chase and dan aykroyd have moved" "Into quahog together?" "I mean..." "Why here, why now?" "I don't know." "Maybe we go over there and find out." "Maybe we do." "Hey." "Hi, there." "Uh, can you guys tell meg I'm seeing someone?" "Brian:" "You see anything?" "Doesn't look like anybody's home." "(guns cock)" "Won't you gentleman have a pepsi?" "What do we do?" ""won't you gentleman have a pepsi?"" "(both screaming)" "Oh, my god!" "Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god!" "Yell, yell, yell, yell, yell, yell." "(electronic trilling)" "What the...?" "What the hell is this place?" "Welcome to d.U.M.P." "Deep underground military protection facility." "Wouldn't that be d.U.M.P.F.?" "The "f" is silent, like in "knife."" "We're actually working for the federal government" "And we need your help." "Do you want to be spies like us?" "Can we be spies like them?" "We've actually resolved our differences." "Wait a minute, I don't understand." "What do you mean you guys work for the government?" "Well, brian, it turns out spies like us" "Was ronald reagan's favorite movie." "So he actually appointed us honorary spies" "Back in the '80s." "That still doesn't explain what you're doing here." "You see, brian, during the cold war" "The soviet union brainwashed dozens of american civilians," "Effectively making them sleeper agents" "Who could be activated at any time" "To do the work of the kgb." "Activated how?" "The agents could be activated" "By uttering a predetermined phrase." "At which point, they would snap into a trance" "And mindlessly carry out whatever orders they were given" "By their kgb handlers." "Well, I mean, what if they encountered somebody" "Who said the phrase accidentally?" "Not possible." "The activation phrase was something" "That no one would ever think to utter." "What is it?" "The phrase is, "gosh, that italian family at the next table" "Sure is quiet."" "You see, the u.S. Government" "Believes that one of these sleeper agents" "Is right here in quahog." "Now you two..." "Individuals live here." "Are there any local residents" "Whom you've seen acting strangely?" "Well, there's a pedophile up the street" "That nobody seems to be doing anything about," "But it's mainly because he's so funny." "Well, look, we'd be happy to help in any way we can." "Hey, is ron howard's weird-looking brother" "One of these lab technicians?" "Of course he is." "It's an '80s movie." "Hey, there's something on the screen." "And those two bums turned to me" "And said, "you're not funny, peter."" "In my own house." "Well, what was the bit?" "Okay, ready?" "(normal voice):" "I'm john wayne at the first thanksgiving, pilgrims." "Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims." "(both laughing)" "Oh, my." "Oh, my." "Oh, my god, peter, I'll tell ya" "And I'm your friend and I'll be honest with you" "That's funny;" "that is funny." "You know what I appreciate about your joke, peter?" "It's clean-- it's clean funny." "I just wish there was some way" "I could show them how wrong they are." "Show 'em that we know comedy better than they do." "Hey, I got an idea." "What's the most consistently funny form of comedy" "In existence?" "Improv?" "Improv!" "Improv." "Improv." "Improv." "Improv!" "We'll start our own improv group" "And put on a show." "All right!" "Thank you for seeing us on such short notice, mayor west." "No problem, gentlemen." "May I call you gentlemen?" "Yeah." "Now you say this spy is located somewhere in quahog?" "That's right." "We need you to set up some roadblocks" "To help us contain him." "Do you have any clues" "Regarding the identity of the spy?" "It's a little tricky, sir." "See, the operative is completely unaware" "That he's been programmed." "And the only way to activate him" "And discover his identity is by saying the phrase," ""gosh, that italian family at the next table sure is quiet."" "(speaking russian)" "It's him!" "(beeping)" "(groans)" "I haven't been this..." "(moaning)" "Since I... (moaning)" "I-I don't..." "I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing." "Uh, but..." "Oh, there's track star wilma rudolph." "Obviously she had something to do with the gag," "But I didn't hear the setup," "So I don't really know the context." "Hey, I wonder what peter's up to?" "Okay, so we gotta come up with a name for our improv group." "Anybody got anything?" "Um..." "Um..." "How about "the joke ridge boys"?" "Eh." "Not bad." "Wait, how about "funny side up"?" "No, no, no, guys, guys, we've got the name." "It's "impravda:" "The truth is ad-libbed."" "What about "deliveries in rear"?" "Oh, yes!" "No, no, you can't just jam jokes in for no reason." "It has to be organic to the situation." "What the hell you being so friggin' comedy hitler about?" "I was in three improv groups in college, peter." "I was in "improvidence," I was in the "wackadamia nuts"" "And I know I'm dating myself here," "But "three smile island."" "My point being" "That I am the only experienced member of this group." "I can already tell this is not going to be fun." "How do we know where to start looking?" "The tracking beacon I shot into mayor west's ankle" "Will allow us to locate him." "(rapid beeping)" "Wow, those are the russian people?" "I mean, granted, you do think of bears on unicycles" "When you think of the russian people," "But they're all bears on unicycles?" "Bears on unicycles, every one." "So what do we do now?" "We're undercover u.S. Agents in a hostile foreign territory." "We've just gotta make sure we don't do anything" "That makes us stick out." "Hey!" "They're not bears on unicycles!" "(guns cocking)" "You are under arrest." "Oop." "Time to lose this costume." "(high-pitched voice):" "'cause we're in russia!" "Here are the american spies we captured, mr." "Prime minister." "(all gasping)" "(all sighing)" "(all gasping)" "(all sighing)" "(all gasping)" "Well, he was "putin" us on, huh?" "Right?" "What do you think of that?" "Chevy, right?" "That would have passed for funny" "In one of your movies, right?" "Okay, movin' on." "Gentlemen, let me put your minds at ease." "I know why you are here, and I mean to help you." "Oh... (laughing)" "Well, terrific." "The truth is, the reactivation of a cold war sleeper spy" "Would be an embarrassment to my government." "On the scale of our 1981" "Failed czechoslovakian occupation outpost" "Which was penetrated by bill murray, harold ramis" "And their ragtag band of misfit soldiers" "Who didn't even graduate." "They slept through the graduation ceremony" "And somehow managed to come out of the manhole" "Wearing clean pressed suit, as you say." "So the long and the veiny of it is" "You're gonna help us out, right?" "I will provide you with transportation," "Passports, food, supplies," "Everything from a to backwards r." "Wow, thank you so much for your help, mr." "Putin." "Would you like to see russian cutaway gag?" "Yeah, sure." "Here is russian cutaway gag." "(shouting in russian)" "(laughing)" "Where the hell is quagmire?" "I don't know." "He said improv rehearsal at 7:00, right?" "Yeah, where is quagmire?" "I haven't seen him all day." "Oh, you know what?" "I think he went down to the bank." "What was that?" "What'd you hit me for?" "I'm passing the story on to you." "Keep it going, keep the story going." "Huh?" "What's quagmire doing at the bank?" "It's improv, peter." "You don't think," "You don't think, you don't think." "You just keep talking." "You don't think." "Don't think, don't think." "What comes to mind?" "Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk!" "Oh, I get it!" "Tap me, quagmire, tap me!" "Quagmire went to the bank to donate sperm," "Because it's a sperm bank." "Yes!" "There you go." "He's moving it forward, he's moving it forward." "See, peter?" "Now tap peter." "(normal voice):" "Hey, pilgrims." "Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims." "It's me, john wayne." "Oh, no." "All right, you know what?" "You're not loosened up yet." "All right, l-let's do some warm-up exercises." "Okay, this is one we call "going bananas."" "Okay." "* I'm a banana, I'm a banana * * peel the banana, peel the banana * * now go bananas, go, go bananas *" "(yelling):" "Gah...!" "Whoa!" "Come on, you guys, do it with me!" "Go bananas!" "Yeah!" "(yelling):" "Wah...!" "Whole body, joe, whole body!" "(quagmire and joe yelling)" "Come on, go bananas!" "Am I doing it?" "!" "Am I doing it?" "!" "(bleep) the matter with you guys?" "All right, let's try something else." "Okay, this is a warm-up exercise called "one word story."" "Now, I start a story with one word" "And then you each continue with one word at a time." "Okay, ready?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm into this now." "Okay." "The." "Dog." "And." "My." "Mom." "And." "This." "Handkerchief." "And." "Twenty." "Birds." "And." "Peter!" "Geez!" "And." "Peter, hang on a sec." "You're not contributing." "I'm doing it." "You're not adding information." "Well, one of you guys says "thanksgiving,"" "I got a good idea where to go with it." "Okay, peter, let's try something different." "Okay, close your eyes." "What's the first thing you see?" "Uh..." "Don't think, just say it." "First thing." "Pelican." "Okay, what's he doing?" "He's complaining about" "Some undercooked food." "Who's he complaining to?" "A snooty french waiter." "Who's really mean to his customers." "But then when he goes home, his own life's sad, 'cause his girlfriend's mean to him" "And his apartment isn't so very nice." "And he's always running out of paper towels." "(panting)" "I saw it." "I seen it, quagmire." "I was there, in the apartment." "We're ready." "If these signatures are correct," "Mayor west is located one-third of a kilometer that way." "Just over this rise." "Yeah, that's what you told us" "A third of a kilometer ago, you douche." "Perhaps you'd like to do something" "Besides criticizing me and quoting my movies." "You just watch your mouth, mister." "Look!" "(all gasp)" "Anyway, I'd be happy to help you" "Conduct a search of quahog and find" "What the hell?" "Where am I?" "I didn't just bite into a york peppermint patty, did I?" "Mayor west, you're in russia." "You've just launched a nuclear missile" "Against the United States." "Well, this day has taken a bad turn." "Like mike brady's first marriage." "Here's your beer, honey." "Huh." "I don't remember asking for a warm beer." "Well, I didn't want to quit working!" "You made me!" "You don't talk to me that way!" "Alice, what did you see?" "Enough to know I'm getting a raise." "(upbeat musical stinger plays over goofy recorded laughter)" "What the...?" "Oh, man, we're supposed to do a show tonight." "Where's the audience?" "I don't see them anywhere." "If only they could make some noise" "To let me know they're here." "Man:" "We're here!" "Oh, there you are!" "(chuckles):" "Oh, thank god." "Well, we're "room for improv-ment."" "So, without further ado, I need a place." "Man:" "Your ass!" "(chuckles):" "Okay, come on now." "Something serious." "Man:" "Your mom's ass!" "Hey, let's get that guy out of here, huh?" "Okay, a real place." "Man 2:" "Goldman's pharmacy on third and maple." "Woman:" "Give him the hours." "Man 2:" "8:00 a.M. To..." "Okay, I heard "pharmacy." who's in the pharmacy?" "Peter:" "John wayne." "What the-- peter, you're not supposed to be in the audience!" "Get the hell up on stage!" "All right." "Hey, there, sir, welcome to my pharmacy." "Can I help you?" "Here's john wayne at the first thanksgiving." "(normal voice):" "Happy thanksgiving, pilgrims." "(laughter, applause)" "Ah, you like that?" "Okay, here's john wayne bobbitt at the first thanksgiving:" "Where's my penis, pilgrims?" "(laughter)" "And here's john wayne gacy at the first thanksgiving." "I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children" "And kill them, pilgrims." "(laughter, applause)" "Guys, I got to split." "I took a wet duke." "And." "Okay, this is not something that should ever have been attempted." "Thank you very much." "Good night, everybody." "Improv!" "I wish there was some way I could have prevented this." "It wasn't your fault, mayor west." "There's nothing you could've done." "To be honest, I don't remember a thing." "Except how much I love" "The michael jackson "thriller" video." "Boy, could that guy dance!" ""guy dance?"" "Guidance." "Source programmable guidance." "We can reprogram and disarm the missile from here!" "From here?" "!" "Well, our arms" "Would have to be 40 feet long, dan." "No, yutz, not from right here." "We go over there and do it." "Oh, right." "Oh, come on, chevy." "You should've known what he was talking about." "All I have to do is bypass" "The primary navigational guidance circuits," "Deprogram the hardwired safety overrides" "And reconfigure the motherboard so that the missile's" "Primary central processing unit tells itself" "To eject its own warhead while still" "Safely above the earth's atmosphere." "Hey, dan, when this is all over," "You may get a call asking you to evaluate my performance." "Can I count on you to give me a ten?" "And that should do it." "You did it, dan!" "My god, you did it!" "(cheering, laughter)" "Mission accomplished, gentlemen." "Warhead has been destroyed, we've saved millions of lives." "Let's just hope the fuselage doesn't fall" "Where it can cause too much damage." "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "I-I don't get it."

"Here's your paycheck." "Plus your expenses." "All right, who says crime doesn't pay?" "Okay, I sign here..." "And I just need your initials." "Just your initials." "You don't need to sign it, just your initials." ""A" and an "M"." "Hi." "Look at you!" "You look spectacular." "Mr. Monk, TK is here." "Doesn't she look great?" "What's the occasion?" "It's our six-month anniversary, so Leland's taking me to la pasteria." " Very nice." " Have you been there?" " No, that's how nice it is." " Oh, my God!" "What?" "He wants to marry you." "He's going to propose to you tonight." "What are you talking about?" "There's something in his pocket he's been patting all day it's about the size and shape of a ring box." "Plus, he trimmed his mustache two days ahead of schedule." "And he's been talking to himself just now." "I'll bet he's rehearsing." "Plus, he's flossing his teeth, which is something he never does!" "Oh, my God, Leland!" " Congratulations!" " You ruined the surprise." "No, I didn't." "I'm very surprised." "Wait, here he comes." "Don't let on." "Don't let him know that we know." "You look great." "It's 6:30, so we should get... going." "Are you okay?" "Why is everybody crying?" "No reason." "You two have fun." "What's going on?" "They figured it out." "That you're proposing." "I wonder how." "What do I do now?" "I guess i'll just do it here." "Wait, no." "Just let's just wait till we're alone." "And I wanna hear the whole speech." "And... and everything that you've planned." "Is that a "yes"?" "Well, you'll just have to wait and find out." "Wait, can I just take a peek, just a little peak?" "Looks like we're going to a wedding." "= 813 =- "Mr. Monk Is the Best Man"" "VO By :" "¤Aka¤ do_Ob" "Team Subs-Addicts"" " You all right?" " Yes, sir." "I'm sorry, lieutenant, I've never seen anything like it." " Think they killed him first?" " God, I hope so." "Peters, any ID at all?" "Fingerprints, anything?" "You need fingers for fingerprints." "Heaven i'm in heaven and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak how you doin'?" "And I finally found the happiness I seek hey there, Kevin." "You look good." "You losing weight?" "Good deal." "When we're out together dancing' cheek to cheek" " Hey, I smell ribs." " It is ribs." " You're in a good mood this morning." " I'm in a great mood." "I'm getting married in nine days, can you believe it?" "Heaven i'm in heaven and my Holy monkey." "Yeah, a couple of hikers found him this morning." " Any ID?" " No." "We got a boot." "One boot, everything else burnt up." "One boot?" "Holy monkey." "Figure it's a drifter sleeping in the park, some kids come by, they shoot him, then set him on fire, found a nine millimeter shell right over here." "A couple of kids shot him first?" "Yeah, I think so." "His back wasn't as well done." "So he wasn't rolling around." "I think most people would, you know, roll around instinctively." "You know?" "Right." "We..." "Found this too." "Rum, Probably his own bottle." "151, that'll do it." " Any prints on the bottle?" " No, wiped down." "Kids would not wipe down the bottle, there's something wrong here." "Call Monk, have him meet us at the morgue." " Yes, sir." " You can cover that up now." "I love to go out fishing on a river or a creek but I do not love it half as much as dancin' cheek to cheek heaven." "Cupid was a gun for hire took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer who's love was wallowed in the mire" "we love you TK Stottlemeyer!" "Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer" "Sounds a little likelight my fire." "What part?" "The words." "And the music." "Why don't you just playthe wedding march?" "Yeah, I am..." "I am during the service." "This is for after." "This is for the reception." "This is my gift." "It's either that or a trash compactor." "Can't go wrong with a trash compactor." "Listen, Monk..." " Are you okay with me and TK?" " What?" "I mean, about her name." "Sure, I think it's great!" "Everybody should have a Trudy in their life." "Yeah, thank you, man." "That means a lot to me." "There's something else." "I guess this is as good a time as any." "You and I We go way back." "Probably some 20-odd" "Or even..." "mostly odd years." "So, I would like for you to be standing next to me..." "Next saturday." "Standing next to you?" "Yeah, I'm asking you to be my best man." "Really?" "I'm... i'm... what am i?" "I'm surprised." "I'm flattered." "I'm slightly apprehensive." "And I'm anxious, which Well, I'm always anxious." " So that doesn't really..." " So is that a yes?" "Yes, absolutely." "I'll do my best to..." "be the best best man a best man could possibly be." "I'm sure you will." "It's not complicated." "Your main job is to make sure you don't lose this." "I will not lose this ring." " I'm sure you won't." " No, I will not lose this ring." "I think you're bending it." " Hi, how are you?" " Hey, Fiance." "Hey, yourself." " What are you doing here?" " Oh, my God, is that a person?" "Yeah, it was a person, they found it in colin park." " Well, who is it?" " Or who was it?" "We don't know." "No, they took his wallet, everything's burned." "We'll be lucky if we can get a dna match." "God, you have to do this every day?" "Honey, I don't teach kindergarten." "We knew this when we met." " Wanna take a walk?" " I'm okay." "Actually, I have a favor to ask you, and it's a little embarrassing." " Stephanie got arrested last night." " Who's Stephanie?" "Stephanie Briggs, it's her maid of honor." "We're sisters, I mean, we feel like sisters." "What'd she do?" " Nothing, it was just speeding." " Was she drinking?" "No, I swear." "It was just speeding, it was her third offense." "Okay, where did they take her?" " She's here." "Downstairs." " In a holding cell?" "They wont release her until a judge comes in tomorrow." "So where's her car?" "The impound lot." " Okay, i'll see what I can do." " Thank you, thank you!" "You're my hero." "Meet me out back in a half an hour." "Smell that sweet air." "Please, drama queen." "What were you in there for, like, 20 hours?" "I thought I was gonna have to dig my way out." "She would not dig her way out, 'cause she'd be afraid she break a finger nail." " Can I ask you a question?" " Yeah." "What the hell were you thinking?" "You were going 75 miles an hour in a residential neighborhood." "It was an emergency, Leland?" "I had to get to the caterers before they closed." "See, she was doing it for us." "It's just a wedding, it's not worth getting killed over." "We ought to be getting married at the beach, just you and me." "Something simple in the sand." "Dunes and flip flops." "The wedding's not just for us, it's for the families." "You're the boss." "That's my tuxedo, thank you very much for picking that up." "Yeah, maybe I should check it, make sure it's right." "I'm sure it's fine." "I rent from these guys all the time." "I can't wait to see you in it." "That's nauseating, I wanna go back to prison." " Bye, drive safely." " I'll keep it under 100." "Cute." " You want me to hold the ring?" " I got it." "Why don't you put it in your pocket?" " Pockets rip." " How about a drawer?" "Not reliable." "Really?" "I find drawers to be pretty reliable." "I'd just worry about it." "You know, i'd obsess over it." "Probably end up carrying the whole bureau around with me." "You are taking this best man stuff pretty seriously." "So how's the bachelor party coming?" "That's going great, great." "I already bought the beer." "And got a movie." "What?" "I've never seen you so excited, it's like he proposed to you." "I know, that's how I feel." "You know, it's almost midnight, I should really, really go home." "Gee, why don't you just sleep here?" "Well, because I have work to do." "I have a deadline," "I have to review Seven Blenders." "All right, they're just blenders." "Stay put." "Wait a minute." "Curtis Rudner..." "Isn't he a pediatrician?" " He doesn't have a date?" " He's separated." "In that case, i'm gonna move him over to table number 3, right over next to me." " Look at that!" " Hello, Curtis, how are you?" "Sorry, Dibs." "Actually, Natalie's bringing her own doctor." "Yes, Lieutenant Steven Albright." "He's in the navy, he's a medical officer." " Very nice." " Ready?" "Be honest." "What do you think?" "If I looked that good I would get married every six months you know what I'm saying?" "No, is that the time?" "I have to go, I have to meet mr." "Monk at the crime lab." " God, how do you do it?" " Do what?" "Your job." "How do you live with it?" "The blood, the anger, the victims." "How do you get used to it?" "I'm not used to it." "I hope I never am." "Don't tell Leland but after the break-in last week, I didn't sleep for two days." "Honey." "I'm serious." "I don't know if I can be a cop's wife." "Monk, the evidence is over here." "Randy, go get him." "It's a mixed arrangement, they're supposed to be mixed up." "That's the centerpiece for the tables at the reception." "Thank you." "Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin park." " He was shot once and then burned." " I read the file, so where are we?" "Still unidentified." "Randy, what do we know about him?" "Well, we know he was... flammable." "That's pretty much it." " And this is it?" " That's all there is." "I'm looking forward to coming to the bachelor party tonight." " What time should I get there?" " 6:00." " Bachelor party starts at 6:00?" " Be there or Be square." "All right, let's see." "We have a work boot, size 121/3, maybe 13." "So he was tall." "And slightly bowlegged." "The wear on the heel, it's uneven." " You getting this down, Randy?" " Yes, sir." "What is this?" "Thorn." "There's no break." "I think it was cut." "And this..." "What is that?" "It's green styrofoam." "I'll send this down to the lab." "We're in the lab." "Then I'll just put it right there." " You know, I can hold that ring." " I got it." "I... got it." "Truth is, I might not be needing that ring after all." "TK's having second thoughts about the wedding." "Buyer's remorse." "What?" "What happened?" "Well, the break-in at my house really spooked her." "It was just a B and E, some kid, didn't take anything, probably a junkie looking for my piece." "Now I can't bring it in the house." "New rule, I have to leave the gun in the car." "Monk, for God's sake, would you leave it alone?" "Green styrofoam." "He was a florist." " Hello?" " TK Jensen, sorry about the mess." " Excuse me?" " Sorry about the mess" " friday night in Leland's house." " Who is this?" "Tell your boyfriend i'll be stopping by again." "Maybe next time you will both be at home." "Sorry I'm late." "You okay?" "You're shaking." "Somebody just called me, and he said he ransacked your place, and he said he'd be back." "Just now on this phone?" "Let me see." "Did you recognize the voice?" "No... it was weird." "It was mechanical." "Electronic filter, could've been anybody." "Comptel." "It was a pay phone." "He knew my name." "Don't worry about it." "It's no big deal." "Just some creep having fun." "I'll take care of it tomorrow." "Let's go home and lock the door." " What about the party?" " Forget about the party." " I'll cancel it." " You can't, it's your bachelor party." "Look, there's no way i'm gonna leave you tonight." "I'm fine." "I'll go to the office, I've got a lot of work to do anyway." "And there's 20 people there, i'll be fine." " You have to go." " No." "This means the world to Adrian." "He's been planning it all week." "Okay, I'll go." "Besides, the party's at Monk's house, it'll be over by 9:00." "Does this happen all the time?" "Just tell me, is this gonna be my life?" "I swear this never happens." "Okay, does everybody have pizza?" "There's nothing on it." " I know!" "I ordered plain." " Not even cheese?" "I ordered extra plain." "No fuss, no muss." "And use your coasters." "All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters." "And there's trash bags in the kitchen." "Everybody gets one, I put your names at the top." "Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom." "Where do you want me to put it, Mike?" "In the kitchen?" "Great, thank you." "Well, you were right." "It came from a payphone, a gas station on Vinton street." " Any prints?" " No prints, no witnesses." "What you think?" "Someone with a grudge you put away?" "Maybe, it's not a short list." "How's TK doing?" "She's scared to death." "Excuse me." "Okay, all right, here we go." " Is everybody having fun?" " You mean "is anybody having fun?"" "That's good, that's good." "All right, I would like to say a few words." "About our friend, Leland Francis Stottlemeyer." "Thank you, thank you very much." "And it goes like this." ""A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head."" "There's more, there's more." ""The bartender says'say, aren't you Leland Stottlemeyer," ""'whose first marriage was annulled after five days," ""'and whose second wife, Karen, left him after 20 years?" ""And then you dated Linda Fusco who was later convicted of first degree murder?"" "Wait, wait, "and then Leland says, 'that's right.' "and then the bartender says, 'every relationship you've ever had has ended in disaster.' 'and you wanna get married again?" "'" ""'you're crazy." "No wonder you have a duck on your head.'"" " "and Leland says..." " "and Leland says, "i need a drink."" "I get it." "You're right." "Let's break out the booze." "Yeah, finally." "All right." "And everybody gets a beer." "Hold on, only 12 bottles?" "Everybody gets a beer." "Gentlemen, here's the situation." "We've got 12 bottles, which is 144 fluid ounces." "Which is enough for each of us to get a little sleepy." "Or for one of us to get good and polluted." "Designated drunk." "Hey, I love the idea." " I'll get drunk." " Right here." "All right." "We've started a new wedding tradition, a tradition that I hope is never repeated." "All right, I have a question." "I have a question." "Any of you guys..." "Like movies?" "I'm talking about Hollywood movies." "Because I have found the ultimate Bachelor party movie..." "It's rated R." "Everybody here over 18?" "No, seriously, are they?" "Check it out." "Bachelor party." "It's actually called bachelor party." "Read the cover." ""Shocking," " shameful."" " That's for you." ""Sinful."" "My!" ""And the party hasn't even begun yet."" "Get it?" "He spilled his beer." "It's all over the floor." "Now what are they doing, dancing on the roof of the car?" "You can't make this stuff up, this movie's off the hook." "It's off the hook." " Now what's he doing?" " He's throwing up." "It's only a movie, right?" "I really appreciate this, but I'm worried about TK, and I wanna be there when she gets home." " Are you sure?" " Because I bought a pinata." "Who belongs to the crown vic out front?" "Well, is it green?" "No, it's like a charcoal grey with flames on the side." "And on the roof and the windshield." "And on the... flames on the windshield?" "Flames on the windshield." "I love this movie." "Hey, that's my car!" "Two engines are on their way, they'll be here in three minutes." "What is going on?" "I have no idea." "No you..." "How'd you sleep?" "Sleep, what's that?" "TK won't come to my house, she doesn't feel safe there." "So we go to her place." "2:00 am, a car alarm goes off, she gets freaked out, we end up spending the night at the Bayside motel on route 10." "She wound up crying all night." "Whoever this guy is, he's ruining my life." "Well, that's supposed to be my job." "Exactly." "I got the lab report on the car last night, no big surprise, gasoline accelerant." " Gas can?" " No gas can." " Witnesses?" " No witnesses." "So what do you think?" "I think somebody's trying to scare you." "But why?" "I mean, it doesn't track." "If the guy wants a piece of me, if he wants to hurt me, why doesn't he come at me?" "What's all this cat and mouse crap?" " So who's on your short list?" " I've been at this all morning." "Most of these guys are either in jail or dead." "Yeah, or both." "No." "Nobody is both." "What about Joey Knox?" "Remember at that hearing, he kept saying that it wasn't over?" "I already checked, Joey Knox is in Mexico." "But didn't he have a brother?" "Yes, Joey Knox had a brother." "Great, thank you." "And the brother's deceased." " What's that?" " It's the Burn victim from the park, we might have an I.D." "Been checking flower shops..." "Remember Monk found that green styrofoam?" "Yeah, I remember, I was there." "There's a flower shop up in pacific heights." "One of their clerks has been missing since tuesday." "You and Monk go check it out." "I can't go 'cause I'm trying to save my marriage here." "Yes, sir." "I'm trying to save my marriage and I ain't even married yet." "You smell that?" "They should open some windows." "I think it smells wonderful." "I bet you heaven smells just like this." "I bet it doesn't. $20." "Hey, hi." "Welcome to Affinity." "I'm Joy." " How can I help you?" " Are you the owner?" "I don't like that word "owner."" "You can't own a piece of nature, right?" "Yeah, but your name's on the lease, right?" "I mean, it's a store." "Ma'am, my name is lieutenant Disher." "I'm from the San Francisco police." "This is Adrian Monk, Natalie Teeger." " This is about Charlie." " Yes, ma'am, Charlie Doyle." " You said he's been missing for a week." " Yeah, a week ago tuesday." "How long did he work here?" "Three years." "He was my clerk, he made my deliveries, and it's not like him to disappear." " He was never even late." " Did he wear tan work boots?" "Yeah, sometimes." "And do you have an address for Charlie?" "No!" "That is the thing!" "I wish I did and I don't." " So you don't know where he lived." " No." "Could you check your records?" "I'm sure it's on one of his W-2's." "I'm not gonna lie to you, I have to be honest." "I'm a truth-teller." "I don't think he ever filled out any forms." "I just paid him in cash once a week off the books." " He didn't believe in banks." " That's against the law." "Well, whose law?" "Whose law?" "Exactly!" "So you don't even know if charlie doyle was his real name." "I never asked him." "For instance, Joy is not my real name." "It's just..." "How I feel." "I knew it." "I knew it from the moment that you walked in here." "You are a butterfly orchid." " I am?" " Yes you are." "I believe that everyone has a special flower that speaks to them." "Sort of a floral soul mate, you know?" "I am, of course, tiger Lily." "Excuse me." "I think I scared him." "And you are..." "A sweet little crocus." "Just a bud." "I always felt like a crocus." "No, I'm not kidding." "I'm always right." "And you are..." "Uncomfortable." "No, don't be uncomfortable." "Look around you at all the beauty in here." "You know, I think something is wrong." "Your aura is a very dark place." " Thank you." " It just doesn't have Joy in it." "So let me think." " Your flower." " Ma'am..." "Do you happen to have a picture of Charlie?" "He doesn't like photographs." "He's a very private person, I respect that." "I know." "A thistle." "A cactus!" "What about fingerprints?" "Where exactly did Charlie work?" " That's his station there." " All right." "Are these his shears?" " Has anyone else touched them?" " I don't think so." "Just wrap these up." "Take the gloves too, they're rubber." "We can lift some prints off the inside." "I found it." "Excuse me?" "This is your flower." "It's plastic." "I love it." "Hello." "Hey, this is my Aunt Nora." " Hi, there." "Pleased to meet you." " And my cousin Curtis from Seattle." "These are my boys, this is Max, and this is Jared." "Heard you guys had a rough week." "Nothing we can't handle." "We never thought TK would ever end up marrying a policeman." "I never thought I'd end up marrying a girl like TK." "Hey there!" "You rember Stephanie." "She's been my rock of Gibraltar." "Stephanie Briggs, you look younger than you did ten years ago." "Did you make a deal with the devil?" "This is why I love weddings." "Are you kidding me?" "Thank you TK and Leland." "You're not even gonna ask him?" "No, Mr. Monk, it's crazy, don't mention it again." "Hey, how you guys doing?" "Mr. Monk wants to walk TK's father down the aisle." "We're the exact same height." "How often does that happen?" "I'm sure he would like to walk his daughter down the aisle." "She can walk behind us." "Just ask him." "I'm talking about the exact same height." "Think how cool that would look." "Look I've got some news." "I just got off the phone with Ralph Toplyn from the FBI." "The missing clerk from the flower store, they ran his prints." "His real name is Martin Kettering." " Kettering, I know that name." " Yeah, he's a fugitive." "He's been on the FBI's most wanted list for 12 years." "He was in some eco-terrorist group called the earth avengers." "I remember them." "They blew up a bunch of Condos in Denver." "Yeah, which killed two security guards and a fireman." "This whole group, kettering and three others, they been on the run ever since." "Is he the burn victim?" "I just got the DNA test back." " It's definitely him." " Excuse me, if everyone's ready, I think we should get started." "I'd like everyone to line up just the way you'll be tomorrow." "Mr. Monk, you're walking too slow." "Walk... normal." " So you think she go through with it?" " Who?" "TK." "She's scared to death, you know." "After the threats and the car bombing." "I couldn't marry a policeman even if I loved him." " And where's our best man?" " Right here." " Are you angry about something?" " No, that's the ring." "Okay, yeah, we'll just wait until the music stops." "You OK?" " Get everybody out of here!" " This is Randy Disher." "We've got an explosion on the corner of vinton and third." "I don't know." "What would you like me to do with this?" "Let's sell it on Ebay." "Mint condition, never been used." "I'm gonna put it in your closet, and I will also stop by the station so I can return Leland's tuxedo." " Everybody hates me." " No, sweetie." "Nobody hates you." "Leland hates me." "I can feel it." "Did you talk to him?" "He offered to quit the force." "He did?" "He gave me his badge." "I gave it back." "It's who he is." "He's a cop." "He bleeds blue." "He'd be miserable." "Then we'd both be miserable." "Spend our lives resenting each other." "What kind of marriage is that?" "I gotta tell you, from what I've seen, it's pretty typical." "OK, how about a drink?" "I'd love to, but I can't." "When I look back on this 20 years from now, I wanna know that I was sober." "For what it's worth, I think that you made the right decision." "Leland is a great guy, but you have got to start thinking about yourself." "You've been a wreck this week." "And you could not live like this." "You disagree?" "My husband, Mitch, was a navy pilot." "He was shot down in 1998." "Leland told me, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too." "I'm sorry all the time." "But I'm not sorry I married him." "And you know, I've thought about this a lot." "Even if I knew then what I know now..." "I still would've made the same decision." "We had eight years." "But I would've married him for eight minutes." "You know, there's risk in everything." "That's what life is." "It's all or nothing." "I guess I can take that ring back." "Not yet." "It's over." "I happen to be an expert on the subject..." "Well, I'm not giving up." "It's gonna work out, somehow." "You love her." "You need her." " She's your answer." " She's my answer." " Where'd you hear that?" " Trudy used to say it, my Trudy." "Besides..." "I don't think I can open my hand." "Stephanie Briggs." "I'm sorry, am interrupting?" "Are you OK, Leland?" "No, Stephanie, I'm far from being OK." "Just a second." "I'm running some errands, I've gotta call the minister, and cancel the cater, I need to return your tux, take all the vases back to affinity, and," "Cleaning up the mess?" "Leland, I know this hurts." "And I'm really sorry." "But you'll find someone." "You've got your whole life ahead of you." "Now you're being cruel." "Would you tell her to call me?" "I will." "I'm gonna find him, the guy that scared her off." "Him and me, we're gonna have a conversation that kind of involves a lot of punching." "Affinity, the flower shop." "That's where she bought the flowers for the wedding?" "Yeah, that's right." "Leland, that's where Martin Kettering worked." " When was she arrested?" " A week ago tuesday." "That when Kettering was killed." "Where did they pull her over?" "Colin avenue, a mile from the body." "Got a minute?" "Well, actually, I'm running a little late, Leland, can it wait?" "You say you've known TK for 12 years?" " More or less." " Where were you before that," " you've never said?" " Who were you before that?" "You ever hear of a group called the earth avengers?" " What are you talking about?" " Martin Kettering." "Is he a friend of yours?" "Leland, listen, I know that you've had a terrible week." "Here's what I know..." "I know we're going back inside, we've got a few things to talk about." "OK, not today, Leland." " You see?" " Easy, easy." "I will kill him, I swear to god." "You both know what I am capable of." "So throw your gun in the garbage can, and don't be obvious about it, please." "She's the guy, Leland." "She's definitely the guy." " Stay calm." " She's the guy." "OK, just stay calm." "Here, you take this." "You're gonna walk me to my car." "Here we go." "Put your hands down, just walk natural." "Walk like a normal person." "I bet you a week's pay that that's a nine millimeter." "It's the same gun you killed Martin Kettering with, no?" "What was it doing with my tuxedo?" "That's what this whole thing has been about." "You were in that group with Martin Kettering," " you've been a fugitive for 12 years." " Just shut up." "I already started, it's very hard for me to stop." "It's true, you have to let him finish." "Go ahead." "I'll make it quick." "Here's what happened." "You reinvented yourself." "You had a good job, a new life." "Then a few weeks ago, you walked into that flower shop, and your past caught up with you." "He had a dead end job, he had nothing to lose." "You had everything to lose." "I'm guessing he wanted money." "What did you do, promise to help him?" "You agreed to pay him off." "So you lured him to those woods," "He had no ideas he was in danger until it was too late." "You killed him in cold blood." "And after you shoot him," "You burned the body." "You were safe again." "But then it all went wrong, didn't it?" "On the way home..." "She got pulled over." "She still had the gun, the murder weapon." "She only had a few seconds to hide it." "She panics" "Just before the cop step up to the car." "She hide the gun inside the bag with your tuxedo." "This was your third speeding offense." "They impounded the car, and I took the bag up to my office." "She knew as soon as you opened that garment bag, you'd find the gun," " which explains the break-in." " She was looking for the garment bag." "When that didn't work she got desperate." "The phone calls, the car fire." "She was trying to scare TK." " TK would call off the wedding." " Are you guys done?" " No." "I've a little more..." " You're done." "Get in the car." "Leland, you drive." "You're in the back seat." "I never get in the back seat." " I only sit in the front." " That's true, he can't go in the back." "What is your problem?" "This is a gun." "What are you doing here?" "Just go home." "We have nothing to say." "He doesn't wanna talk to you now, he hates your guts." "I just wanted to say..." "I love you." "I'm not leaving you again." "In that case, you're coming with us." "Get in the car" "Not in the front 'cause I'm sitting in the it's not loaded." "It's not?" "It's empty now." "Here's your clip." "You had one in the chamber." "You're under arrest." "Turn around." " That hurt" " Good." "Now are you gonna marry me or not?" "Absolutely." "Trudy, do you take Leland to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish him for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?" "I do." "I don't think I can open my hand." "Open." "There you go..." "Open." "I picked the right man." "And Leland, do you take Trudy to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "Do you promise to cherish, honor, and love her, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live?" "I do." " I now pro..." " Wait." "There's something else I'd like him to wear." "Can I've your wallet, please?" "I now pronounce you man and wife." " You may kiss the bride." " Damn right." "I you supposed to throw that?" "Team Subs-Addicts""

"Have you finished in the bathroom?" "I've only just got in." "Are you going to be long?" "Steve, how long are you going to be in there?" "Well, put the kettle on and then I'll be done." "Steve!" "I've got to get to work." "'Where are they all coming from?" "'" "'They're over here, too.'" "What do you want?" "'Here, over here.'" "I just wanted to say thank you." "For warning me last night about Bill and..." "I didn't do it for you." "I did it for Mum and Dad." "They're stupid enough." "They'd have defended you if Bill had burst in without warning." "Well, either way, I... just wanted to say thanks." "Not accepted." "'What are you doing?" "He's eating him.'" "Piss off." "'This way.' 'Where'd he go?" "Take the side out.'" "'OK.' So you and Bill Macy are best friends now?" "You know he's always hated me." "GET OUT!" "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" "GET OUT!" "Hi." "Need a refill?" "No, I'm all right." "I'm, er, trying to cut down." "Know what you mean." "More than three cups and I'm in and out of the loo all day." "And the colour!" "I don't know if I should contact Dr Garrison because the colour..." "Can we not discuss the colour of urine at the moment, please, Steve?" "Crazy night." "Yes." "Yes it was." "Er, according to reports, gale force winds reached speeds of up to 60 miles an hour." "Lots of trees down." "Train station's completely flooded." "Flooded?" "The underpass." "We told them, all of us on the board told them last year, the drainage system was out of date and needed to be replaced but they wouldn't listen." "Completely in denial." "Then three inches of rain fall, and they're absolutely buggered." "Are you still going to be all right to, um...?" "I'm on call." "I've told Clive not to contact me unless it's an emergency." "Good." "Your dad's staying with you today." "Precautions." "It'll be fun." "So you're not coming to the ceremony, then?" "I'm going with you." "What's the ceremony?" "I'm not allowed to say." "Er, no, that's not what we said." "Don't tell your brother about the ceremony." "No." "That's what you said." "Jemima, come on." "So you want me to tell him, do you?" "All right, fine." "It's a ceremony honouring the victims of the Rising." "The people whose brains you ate, basically." "Jemima, just shut up!" "This family is fucked." "Otherwise he'd look a bit pale and that, you know." "This is a bit..." "Yeah, I know, I don't..." "I tend not to look at that page cos it's, er..." "It's really disturbing." "It's a bit..." "Yeah, yeah it is." "So he'll be coming back today." "Around lunchtime." "Now centre said you can have access to a therapist." "A therapist!" "Are you taking the piss?" "Bill!" "I'd suggest you take up the offer, Bill." "You know, cos Rick, he's going to be different from when you last saw him..." "We're not fucking tapped, Janet!" "My number's on the back, if you want it." "Oh, thank you." "Ooh." ""Dear Ren." "Know this guy is your fave." "You're going to go far." ""And I'll be right there next to you, telling dumb jokes and embarrassing you." ""This shite with me dad." "I'll sort it." "Swear I will." ""Rick."" "Come in." "Doesn't seem right, you up here on your tod." "Fancy watching something?" "Got five new discs, just come in the post." "I've seen this one loads of times." "Don't mind, though." "I like watching films over and over." "No surprises." "You know what you're going to get second time around." "Right, if you wouldn't mind just turning around for me, son?" "Come on." "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "I've read them instructions back to front." "Just like taking off a plaster." "Quicker you do it, the less painful it is." "Right, no." "I don't think that's actually right..." "Here we go!" "Ah!" "Let's get you up, son." "Finish that later, eh?" "Up, up." "Good lad." "In we go." "What?" "No, no, no." "Head down." "In the cupboard." "I don't like confined spaces..." "OK, you'll only be there for five minutes." "I promise." "Move, move." "Go on." "There's a torch there." "Shhh!" "Mr Walker?" "The 11 o'clock viewing." "Oh, yeah, yeah, come on in." "Hi." "Hello." "Come on through." "Kitchen's just there on your left." "Er, handy for all sorts of, cooking stuff." "Ahhh!" "Shhh!" "Kier, it's me." "They've gone, son, they've gone." "How you feeling?" "Bit better." "Get those flashbacks a lot, do you?" "Yeah." "And it's usually when I'm stressed." "Sorry I stuffed you in the cupboard like that." "I panicked." "Dad?" "Hmmm?" "Why did you bury me?" "Why bury me?" "Hi, Clive." "Did you tell them to start the clear-up?" "Why would they need me there?" "All right, all right." "Flood at the station's still not getting sorted." "Oh." "My presence is required and desired." "Clive'll be fine." "They can do without me." "You can go if you want, Dad." "No, no, no." "I'm staying here with you." "I'll be fine." "Sure you'll be OK if I pop out?" "Yeah." "All right." "But you've got my work number." "If anything happens, call me." "You will call, won't you?" "Yep, back door's open." "Have you got enough of the leaflets, love?" "Yeah, got Lisa's flyers." "Did you take the ones of the table?" "Oh, I hope we've got enough." "It's a big day, love." "Yeah, it is a big day, love, but we must be strong." "I'll be at the side of you, don't worry." "On this... solemn anniversary, we honour the fighters who risked their lives and the fearless souls who lost them, to protect this precious community." "Perfect timing." "Here he is." "The man, who led that noble fight." "Won't you say a few words, Bill?" "Great news." "Rick is coming home." "We expect your full support." "He must be one of them." "Raaarrgh!" "Raarrgh!" "Hiya, nan." "God, it's cold today, isn't it?" "It's been a lonely week this week, Nan." "More than it usually is." "I know you." "No, no!" "Hey." "Hey!" "Get back." "Stay back!" "Aaaargh!" "Ugh..." "Ah!" "Ah..." "Your face." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Already dead, dumb-dumb." "I'm Amy Dyer." "What's your name?" "Oh!" "I like your epitaph." "Thanks." "Did you choose it yourself?" "I was dead." "Some people choose their epitaph before they croak, you know." ""Do not go gentle into that good night" ""Rage, rage against the dying of the light."" "Love that poem." "Did you leave a will?" "No." "Oh, I had a will." "It was very thorough." "I specifically said I wanted to be buried here." "Where did you want to be buried?" "I wanted to be cremated." "That didn't happen, obviously." "Yeah, no shit." "Your parents buried you instead?" "That's so sweet of them." "Hey!" "Hey, where you going?" "I've got to get back." "Have a nice, uh... second life." "Yeah, no - totally understand, got a lot of being alone to do, looking at old photos, reliving the past in minute detail." "I'm psychic." "It's what you've been doing since you got back from the treatment centre, isn't it?" "How did you stop... doing that?" "I went on day trips." "Are you sure where we're going is safe?" "It'll be fine." "Swear?" "Cross my heart and hope to die." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, oh!" "Tenner says Bill will put a bullet in his nog minute he steps off the truck." "I thought we were going somewhere secluded, not Grand Central Station." "You call this Grand Central Station?" "I call it being out in public." "So?" "We've got our contacts in and our cover-up on." "You wear too much of that stuff, by the way." "Yeah." "You don't wear enough." "I'm thinking about going au naturale, actually." "I wouldn't do that in Roarton, if I was you." "We have to go on that!" "So, the army finally made a marksman out of you, eh?" "Aye." "What's it for?" "Yeah, I noticed your medal." "Valour." "Looks good." "Where's your mum got to?" "'Thank you for calling the Department of Partially Deceased" "'Affairs Helpline for PDS Primary Care Givers." "'All our advisers are busy at the moment." "'Our website is 24 hours and can be accessed...'" "'I don't get it.'" "So Bill's all right with rotters now then, is he?" "Oh, don't use that word." "So he's all right with the partially deceased then?" "Oh, I don't know about that, love." "You saw Bill's face today." "He hasn't come to terms with Rick being... what he is." "But it's a bit obvious, isn't it?" "Well, people convince themselves of all sorts, love." "They make their eyes see what they want to believe." "We're not going to do that, are we?" "What do you mean?" "We're going to tell Kieren that Rick's back, aren't we?" "Mum?" "What is every living person afraid of?" "Us." "Death." "The Big Sleep." "Deep down, fearing the reaper is the reason why everyone's so messed up in the head." "They know the end is nigh, but there's nothing they can do about it, so it drives them nuts and they live their lives with one eye on the clock." "We don't have to do that." "We can smash the clock to pieces." "That is an incredible blessing." ""God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes" ""For when they shall rise from the dead" ""They are as the angels which are in heaven."" "You're a fan of that guy with the website?" "Watched some of his videos." "Reckon he might be on to something." "He's dangerous." "He just wants us to be treated with respect." "We killed people." "We ate them." "Had to survive, didn't we?" "Aaah!" "Don't you have any remorse?" "Nah." "Back then, we were in survival mode, out of our minds." "Kieren..." "Wasn't like we could pop down the shops." ""Oh, I'll have a pint of milk, packet of fags" ""and a pound of your best brain meat, shopkeep."" "Past is past." "Aargh!" "I was wondering where you'd got to." "All right, Mum?" "Yeah." "Just been sorting your room out." "Yeah, don't worry, your grot mags are still intact." "Bill!" "What?" "I knew that'd be on his mind." "Saw Jem Walker out there today." "Aye." "She's a good lass." "Great fighter." "Considering the family she's from." "They all right, are they?" "Who?" "Walkers." "Yeah." "They're all right." "This piece of crap keeps doing' this!" "They did go through that bad patch before The Rising." "Selfish of him." "There was something wrong in Kieren's head, Bill." "I don't care how bent out of shape you get - you keep going." "What happened?" "I shouldn't have brung it up." "Oh, come on." "Tell us." "He didn't get kicked out of college did he?" "Nah." "Killed himself." "Weak ending for a weakling." "You shouldn't speak ill of the dead, Bill." "Aaah!" "Ha-ha!" "Kieren?" "Kieren Walker?" "I went to his funeral." "Kieren..." "You're a rotter." "Hey!" "He's a rotter!" "He's a rotter!" "Get away, you dirty rotter!" "He's a rotter!" "Kieren..." "Kieren..." "You want wages?" "For patrolling the woods?" "Aye, that's right." "What about your sense of community spirit?" "Oh, we've got loads of that!" "It's just, it takes up a big chunk of the evening." "Don't it, Gaz?" "And God forbid protecting the village from rogue, rabid monsters gets in the way of your drinking time, gentlemen!" "Hey, Vicar, we're not saying we're not going to do it." "But now we're a man short, me and Daz are going to have to take on Bill's shifts." "We reckon we should be compensated for that." "What makes you believe Bill won't be doing his shifts?" "Well, he's got his family back." "He's not going to have time to faff around in the woods." "The patrols are not faffing around." "Whatever you say, Vicar." "But if you want us out there, you're going to have to show us some appreciation." "Just want to be appreciated, Vicar." "Budget's tight, but it's feasible." "You'll get your money." "Go on." "Thank you, Vicar." "Ta very much, Vicar..." "Sir." "There'll be a patrol tonight." "Oh, what!" "Why do I always lose?" "Cos you always go for paper, you soft tart." "That's five times in a row, that, you know." "More like six, mate." "God, where is he?" "I don't know." "Clive called." "I had to go out and, er, it took longer than I thought..." "Yeah, yeah, never mind that." "Rick's back." "Love, Rick's back like Kieren's back." "Like Kieren...?" "Dead man walking?" "Jemima!" "Shh!" "Does Kieren know?" "No, no, no, we've not been in yet." "I mean, we can't tell him." "Well, he's going to find out sooner or later." "All right." "Let's make it later." "Yeah, later." "No, that's not what I meant." "Jemima, will you keep your voice down?" "But surely it should come from us?" "Hi, love." "Sorry to leave you on your own all day." "I'll put your tea on." "Dicks." "Sorry, love." "Oh, hello there." "Hi." "Everything OK?" "Yeah." "It's just been a long day." "You cold?" "You've got my hoodie on." "Oh." "Do you want it...?" "No, no." "You keep it on." "It's chilly in here." "Oh, yeah, it is a bit." "I tell you what, I'll put the heating on, eh?" "Warm us up a bit." "Come on." "What?" "Not doing well." "United." "Fourth in the bloody league!" "I hear City's scorching." "Might have to switch teams." "Don't you dare, or I'll kill you!" "You not wearing your medal out?" "Don't really match the outfit, does it?" "You should." "You've got a right to be proud, eh?" "Look at that." "Anyway, here's to you coming home in one piece, son." "Cheers." "Right." "Get that down you and we'll be off." "Just check on your mum - You know how she is." "Aye." "Janet!" "No." "No!" "Oh, come on, Pearly, that's one of my fave pictures of myself." "Could cause of fence." "Erm, could I ask you to, erm, accompany me to..." "Right!" "Who's buying drinks for Desert Eagle?" "What, is it a sponsored silence in here tonight?" "Show some respect!" "Don't they realise that Rick's a...?" "Shut up." "Obviously not, love." "Going to get you leathered tonight." "Grand." "He doesn't look that dead, does he?" "I think they wear make up." "Does he have to do that?" "Do what?" "Look so bizarre." "When you decide to join us, young lady, you may comment on another person's table manners." "Until then you don't get to say zip." "Probably be Shirley." "Oi." "Mum tells me you've still got the Colt in your room." "No." "I've got it on me." "You know the rules - no handguns in the house." "I'm not putting it in the shed, no way." "The Colt goes in the shed, Jem." "You all right, love?" "Kieren." "It's, um..." "It's for you." "What?" "Who is it?" "Jesus Christ!" "What have you done to your face!" "?" "I'm going au naturale." "You like?" "Where'd you go today?" "I came off the ride, you were gone?" "I was recognised by someone." "Shit!" "How do you know where I live?" "I knocked on every door till I got here." "Freaked a few grannies out." ""Argh!"" "Amy, y-you can't..." "Was that your ma who just opened the door?" "Yeah..." "Hiya, fam!" "I'm Amy." "Oh, looks good!" "Mind if I join you?" "I love your hair." "Is it naturally that colour?" "Yeah." "I tried dying my hair like that once." "It came out green!" "I kept it, and the next day at school," "Mr Percy told me I couldn't go around with green hair, so at lunch time I shaved it all off." "Why didn't you just dye it back?" "Er, cos that would have been giving in." "She's at a difficult age." "Er, sorry, love, would you like some tea?" "Cos we've got some leftovers..." "No, thanks, Mrs Walker." "My insides are pretty decrepit." "Eat solids and it goes straight through." "Tried eating a Mars bar a couple of days ago - had to throw away my knickers and my skirt." "Ooh." "Er..." "Shall we, uh...?" "I'll show you my room." "Where the magic happens." "You can't talk to my folks like that." "Why?" "Because, they don't like admitting that I'm..." "What?" "The undead?" "Yeah." "Shouldn't they start getting used to it?" "No." "Shouldn't YOU start getting used to it?" "Can we not fight?" "This is supposed to be the honeymoon period." "Bill?" "It's Jem." "Are you there?" "Over." "Hey!" "Hey, Jem." "Going on patrol?" "What you doing?" "I'm coming with you." "I'm packing." "Jem." "You can't come on patrol with me." "What are you talking about?" "Bill." "He doesn't want you doing stuff with us no more." "You harboured a rotter without disclosing it." "No, I didn't!" "I didn't..." "Your brother!" "He was seen at the funfair today." "No point fibbing about it." "Bill sees it as a betrayal of trust." "Well, he can talk, he's got a rotter for a son!" "That's different." "How is it different?" "Just is!" "Bunch of bullshit!" "'So, what sort of fire power' were you packing over there?" "L85A2 assault rifle." "I were also trained up on the 81mm mortars." "Ooh, sweet as." "Should of seen the Yanks, mate." "They were tooled up for World War Three." "They had RPGs, night-vision, body armour up the arse..." "Were your wearing body armour the day you di...?" "On the, erm, day of the explosion?" "A metal plate on your chest doesn't do shite when an IED detonates right next to you." "Mad." "Do you regret it?" "You know, joining up?" "Happiest I've ever been was in the army." "It's like a family, innit?" "Aye." "A family what's got your back, no matter what." "I love them - the fam." "I'd like to gobble them up!" "Not literally." "Did you... get a chance to say goodbye?" "When?" "When you... croaked." "What did you croak of, anyway?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "What are you doing?" "Leukaemia." "Last thought I remember thinking was just that it was so... unfair." "I'd been benched before I'd even got to play the game." "What was your last thought?" "I don't know." "I just remember feeling... relief." "Relief?" "How did you croak, Kieren Walker?" "Why?" "Oh!" "'Particularly in the Roarton valley, 'we saw gales of up to 60mph." "'And some of you actually reported trees coming down where you live." "'We've also had flooding...'" "Where you going?" "Kieren?" "Kieren!" "KIEREN!" "Rick's back." "How could you not fucking tell me that!" "Oh, Kieren, come back, please!" "And what were basic training like, though?" "Were it tough?" "I reckon I could do it, though." "Don't know why I didn't do it in the first place." "Talking about Vicky Barnes, you horny git?" "Hey, this one here was making the moves while your were serving Queen and country, eh?" "Ah, he's welcome to her." "Get that down you, kill the heartache." "Oh, what am I doing?" "What?" "I'm barred for life." "Now you're dead - ban's void." "It's The Legion." "It's just a pub." "No, no, no, it's not just a pub." "It is." "No." "Amy, the people in there..." "They hated me before I was like this." "Why?" "Cos I wasn't like them." "Look, this "Rick"... you want to see him, don't you?" "So let's go." "Why isn't he here?" "Vicar Oddie did..." "He's offending me, Philip." "By not being here, he's offending me." "Look, this'll be him now." "Take a picture, lasts longer." "Is he here?" "Ahem." "What'll you have?" "We don't drink, so..." "Well, you have to order something if you want to stay in here." "What's the cheapest drink you have?" "Lemonade." "Two of those, then." "We serving rotters, now?" "Are you going to sort this, or am I?" "What are you looking at, you weirdo?" "I-I'm going to have to ask you two to accompany me." "Where?" "Hi, Phil." "Just over there." "Who says we have to?" "I'm an official of the Parish Council." "Big wows." "Yeah, that's good, Phil." "I remember you saying politics was something you really wanted to get into." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, you know it's a lot of pressure, a lot of work." "Like, you have these ideas about what it's going to be like, then..." "You're asking people to stand in a segregated area?" "Look, it's not up to me." "Wow!" "It's the VIP lounge." "Enjoy your night." "All right, mate?" "Good to see you, Rick." "Yeah, it's good to see you too, Ren." "I'm just sitting out there." "Right." "Well I can't go out there." "Why not?" "Rules." "Who says?" "Philip." "Lippy!" "What you doing, putting Ren in here?" "!" "It's Ren, you tart!" "He's a..." "He's a what?" "!" "Oh, my friend..." "Sure." "If she must." "Come on." "Come on." "Yes!" "Take that, you rotter!" "Ah. you don't like that, do you?" "You don't what's go..." "Woah!" "Argh!" "Oh, bugger." "The Trolley of Certain Death." "I'd forgotten about that!" "You made it." "I rode it." "Yeah, from the Den to the bottom of the crag." "Then - oh, my God - then we made Lippy ride it, and he came straight off the path and into that bramble patch." "Here, do you remember that, Lippy?" "Mmm." "What?" "I don't know you." "I don't know you, either." "Which school did you got to?" "Girls' grammar." "Aren't they're all lezzers there?" "Yeah, huge vagina hounds, every single one of us." "Didn't you go to girls' grammar, Kieren?" "No." "You should have done." "You'd fit right in." "You know drinking makes you sick?" "You a doctor?" "No, just got common sense." "Solids and liquids are toxic to people like us." "I'm not like you." "Yeah?" "When's your stitching coming out?" "That depends." "On what?" "Rotter!" "I've seen a rotter!" "Yeah, we know!" "Mate!" "Not him!" "A rabid one!" "In the woods!" "Where?" "Up by the caves." "Right, let's go." "Rick, you're with me." "Dad, can Ren tag along?" "You do know what we're hunting, don't you?" "Your sort." "Still want to tag?" "♪ Going to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come" "♪ Going to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come" "♪ They got some crazy little women there and I'm gonna get me one... ♪" "Move it, Rick." "Just a sec, just a sec, just a sec." "Just got to load our shots." "You go ahead, we'll catch you up." "You should have done that on the way." "Right, come on, move it." "What happened?" "Why..." "Why are you the way you are?" "When you died... everything turned to shit." "Life didn't mean anything any more." "So you... you offed yourself?" "You shouldn't have done that, Ren." "How could you do that?" "Had the whole world at your feet!" "Did I?" "You'd got into Art School!" "Full scholarship." "You were out of here, mate." "Flying high!" "It didn't matter much without you." "You can't put this on me." "Can't I?" "We'd already said goodbye." "That wasn't a goodbye." "It was!" "We drank a bottle of White Lightning, smoked a few fags, messed around and..." "Then you said "All right, see you tomorrow."" "Next thing I know, you'd gone to Preston for basic training." "I didn't hear nothing from you after that." "Nothing!" "I wanted to make it easier on you." "Easier on yourself, you mean?" "I wrote thousands of letters." "Why didn't you reply to me?" "Didn't get any letters." "I didn't!" "I thought you'd just forgotten about me." "How could I forget about you?" "Well, you were going away." "New place." "New people." "No, that's what you did, Rick." "That's exactly what you did." "Not me." "I kept us going." "In my head, I kept us alive." "'What the bloody hell are you playing at?" "!" "'Where are you?" "'" "Ren's having trouble with his torch." "'Yeah, well get a move on, sharpish, right?" "!" "'" "Better get to it." "You don't have to do everything he tells you, you know." "Not any more." "He's me dad, Ren." "Shine that light to there." "I think we're lost." "I think..." "Oh, Ren!" "GROWLING" "Ren?" "Rick." "Over here." "No way!" "It's the old den." "Shhh." "Two rotters by the den." "Hey, hey..." "Repeat, two rotters by the den." "What you doing?" "What's wrong with you?" "'On way." "Repeat, on way.'" "What?" "What do you think we're here for, mate?" "Oh!" "Two rotters on the move." "'Received!" "On way.'" "Dean, that way." "Keep your eyes peeled." "Shh." "Ahhh, got you!" "A set!" "Do you know how much the Government pays for a set!" "We're going to be wadded, mate..." "ARGH!" "Oh, no!" "I've been bit!" "I've been bit!" "Bastard!" "I'm infected!" "I'm going to turn!" "Gaz, tell Vicky I've always loved her." "MY Vicky?" "!" "You're not infected." "I am!" "That rotter bit me good." "You can't get infected." "It's common knowledge!" "You get bit by one you turn into one of 'em in 20 seconds flat." "It's been more than 20 seconds, though, hasn't it?" "In love with me fiancee, are you?" "Nah!" "Lads think she's fit and all that, I think she's a right dog!" "That's enough!" "What do you think, son?" "Think we should hand 'em over to the Civvies?" "No." "They're disgusting." "And they're evil." "You do the honours." "You're a better shot than me." "Ren." "Ren!" "Shift out the way." "What are you doing?" "They're rabid, mate." "Yeah, at the moment, but... when we get them to the hospital..." "They're not going to the hospital." "Why?" "They're rabid." "Bill, they pay big for sets." "Shut up!" "Do what you think is right." "They can be treated." "With the same medication that we're being treated with." "Do you understand?" "They're like us." "Come on!" "Do it." "Pull the trigger, lad!" "They're like me." "Are you going to shoot me, as well?" "Do it!" "What are you waiting for?" "!" "You want something doing..." "Piece of crap!" "Dean!" "Give me your pistol." "Dean, how much are those two worth alive?" "200 each, for the pair." "500 bonus if I bring 'em in intact." "That's a lot of money." "Could do with money like that, could you, Dean?" "Too right I could, yeah." "Gary?" "I could use the cash, aye." "Let's take it to a vote, shall we?" "All those in favour of handing them in unharmed and receiving the £900 reward money, raise your hand." "Come on." "They're stinkers, aren't they, these things?" "Get the net on 'em." "Ready?" "Get 'em up, come on." "Excuse me, mate, I need help." "Bill, this is far from over." "You know something's not right... and you want out." "He's got to go, and you've got to do it." "I blame Kieren." "And that's a horrible way to feel about someone, especially your only son." "I was scared of him." "Scared of my own flesh and blood." "They are not your neighbours!" "Not your friends!" "They are imposters!" "Changelings of the highest order!" "That's how it is on the films." "Yeah, we've seen it." "You get bitten, you come straight back." "In all the films." "Yeah, I know." "But this isn't a film."

"I remembered a joke." "It's funny." "A man and his wife were having sex one night, when their young son suddenly enters the room." "Wait a moment." "Are we going in the right direction?" "Olav!" "Where is it?" "I don't see anything." "Just keep going." "It's not far." "I'll let you know when we get there." "Okay." "Continue the joke." "The boy gets scared and runs out of the room, crying." "The mother says: "Honey, now what should we do?"" "You know women..." "The father says:" ""Let me handle this."" "Then he goes to the child's bedroom." "He opens the door... and the boy is lying on top of his grandmother." "Having sex with her!" "He's wildly going up and down, up and down." "And then he looks at the father and says:" ""You play with mine, I play with yours, right?"" "Stop!" "Is it here?" "We're on top of it." "Don't move!" "Don't move!" "Turn on the lights." "Oh my God!" "Careful." "Edvard!" "You got back." " Of course." "For our discovery!" "Cheers!" "There is nothing here." "No." "It's underneath it." "Yeah." "Careful." "Be careful!" "Hell!" "Let's get the others!" "Put it out, dammit!" "What do you guys think we should do?" "Peder, bring that thing." "We have four missing persons." "We have no helicopter or radio." "You made a mistake bringing them here." "More people could die." "Sander, we don't know if they are dead or not." "That's enough." "Burn in hell." "Yes, that's it." "All done." "Grenades." "Let's go, Lars." " Okay." "Let's finish them off!" "Take it easy." "Damn!" "Try to put it out!" "Open your mouth." "Come on!" "It's your turn." "Open your mouth!" "Open your mouth." "She wants us to get the Americans." " Let's go then." "Let's go!" "She is smart." "Yes." "She has control now." "Shit!" "They have escaped." "Lars, let's go back inside." "No." "We have to find them." "Lars, be careful!" "They're not human!" "Lars!" "Lars!" "Wait!" "Peder..." "Calm down." "The threat isn't here." "It's out there." "The Americans are the real enemy." "He's right, Peder." "Peder!" "They took Lars!" "We gotta help him!" "Peder, they have Lars." "The enemy is out there." "Where is Lars?" "Where is Lars?" "Peder, don't listen to them!" "They killed Lars!" "They killed him!" "Burn them!" "Burn them!" "Peder?" "Peder?" "It's gonna catch fire!" "It will explode!" "Edvard?" "Edvard?" "Help!" "Help me!" "Oh my God!" "Hello?" "Can anybody hear me?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Anyone?" "Edvard?" "Hello?" "Lars, it's me." "Hello?" "Lars?" "Lars, it's Matias." "Open your mouth." " What?" "Do as I say, now!" "What the hell is gloing on?" "Lars, it's me, Matias." "That's no dog." "Start the helicopter, now!" "Lift it up!" "Now!" "Hurry!"

"Previously on NCIS Los Angeles..." "Who did this to you?" "His name is Abdul Habaza." "Moe?" "Is this about taking down a terrorist, or about protecting Moe because you feel responsible for him?" "When the time comes, I will contact you." "I will arrange for a passport, so you can leave the country and join our cause." "That's Abdul's Overwatch signature." "He just got off a plane in Sana'a." "There will be a time and a place for what you want." "And I promise you, you'll have it." "Shoot him." "THREE DAYS EARLIER" "You're late." "Few too many margaritas at happy hour last night?" "I don't drink margaritas." "Deeks is back today, right?" "So he said." "You get carried away at yoga class?" "I don't do yoga." "There was probably a big crowd at the farmers market?" "I know you do the farmers market." "The farmers market is on Sunday." "What'd you do, sleep through your alarm?" "Hetty parked in your space again." "We talked about this." "You got to be nice to her." "Hetty did not park in my spot." "I was checking on Deeks, okay?" "Checking?" "Was watching his back." "You were trying to catch him." "The guy gets shot because he doesn't alter his daily routine." "I wanted to make sure he got the memo on personal security." "Being this is his first day back and all." "And?" "Got tired of waiting for him to leave home." "I guess he slept through his alarm clock." "Better call him then." "That's my bag." "What the...?" "That'd be for me." "Marty Deeks." "Hey!" "It's Kensi." "Hey." "How did your phone get in Sam's bag?" "I must have, uh, slipped it in there while he was waiting in line for coffee." "Medium triple, low fat, hold the foam." "You didn't follow me to the coffee shop." "I would've spotted you." "All right." "I staked out the coffee shop." "I go to three different coffee shops;" "a different one each day." "You've staked out that same coffee shop every morning this week, didn't you?" "He did get his phone into your bag." "I would have seen him." "But you didn't." "You hear the shrill, you know the drill." "Welcome back, partner." "Thanks." "Who did you pay, and how much?" "Schoolkid. 20 bucks." "Mr. Deeks." "You've been missed." "Mr. Hanna, your alias, Hakeem Fayed, has been contacted via e-mail." "It was sent to the address given to you by Abdul Habaza before he fled to Yemen." "Eric?" "Sender is untraceable." "No prior activity on either e-mail account." "Message consists of an address in West Hollywood, a date, and a time." "Date is today." "Time, this afternoon." "Setting up a meeting." "What's the latest on Abdul Habaza?" "We've been able to monitor his movements since he left the U.S." "He flew to Yemen via Egypt." "He's been back for nearly a month, and has yet to leave the capital of Sana'a." "It was our hope that Abdul Habaza would lead us to his brother, Sadaat, the leader of the Warriors for Islam." "But as far as we've ascertained, that hasn't yet happened." "The Egyptian revolution has made that entire region unstable." "Sadaat is on a dozen different terrorist lists." "He went underground about 18 months ago, and is believed to be hiding somewhere in the south of the country." "Now, cell phone intercepts suggest that Abdul and Sadaat may be planning a meeting for sometime in the next two weeks." "They also prove Sadaat is still alive." "Why do we keep losing the signal?" "The chemical marker Sam sprayed on Abdul is breaking down." "Narrow streets in a built up area don't help, and it no longer works when he's indoors." "So how long until we lose him completely?" "Several days." "Week at the most." "I need to take that meeting, Hetty." "One step at a time, Mr. Hanna." "Don't lose sight of the bigger picture." "Our prize is Sadaat, and not just his brother." "So, how do you want to reply to Abdul's e-mail?" "Comms check, Eric?" "Loud and clear, Sam." "What do we have, Eric?" "All right." "Address is a short-term rental." "Serviced apartment." "Cash transaction." "Guest's name is..." "Smith?" "Close." "Jones." "No relation." "Could be a meet." "Could be a trap." "Could be anything." "Door's unlocked." "I'm going in." "Anybody here?" "G, got a body." "Coming in." "Wait." "Somebody might be watching the apartment." "It's clear." "What do you got, Sam?" "Dead end." "Maybe not." "I got a fake passport and a one-way ticket to Yemen." "Business or coach?" "Coach." "Dead guy was Freddie John Fanning." "He served time in the '90s for forgery." "Considered by many to be the go-to guy if you need a new identity and the paper to back it up." "Preliminary forensics puts time of death a couple of hours before Sam arrived for his meeting." "Single gunshot, back of the head." "Executed." "After he delivered your fake passport." "How did Fanning get your photo?" "It was taken when I was being processed at Oakville Prison." "Somebody might have supplied it, or he hacked into the prison database himself." "The question is, has your real identity been compromised." "That's a question we ask ourselves every time we pretend to be somebody else." "True." "But this man Fanning was a dealer in identities." "And the last identity he was dealing in was yours." "Not mine, Hakeem Fayed." "Abdul wants me in Yemen." "In a few days time we'll lose him." "If we lose him, we'll never get to Sadaat." "News out of Saudi Arabia." "Warriors for Islam is demanding the release of a dozen Al Qaeda members imprisoned in Riyadh," "in exchange for a Saudi hostage that they took seven days ago." "Saudis don't negotiate with terrorists." "That hostage is as good as dead." "The hostage is seven years old." "He's the son of a Saudi Prince, who's a close confidant with the king." "It's started, Hetty." "Warriors for Islam is trying to put itself on the map." "And we received an e-mail." "Or, at least, Hakeem Fayed did." "It's the name of a hotel in the capitol Sana'a." "The Blue Oasis." "They're holding a room for Hakeem." "E-mail them back." "Thank them for their hospitality." "Tell them that Hakeem is on his way." "Mr. Callen will go as back up." "I'll shift assets in the region to Yemen, for additional support." "Miss Blye and Mr. Deeks can focus on finding out if Mr. Hanna's identity has been compromised." "Mr. Hanna." "Any evidence, no matter how slight, that suggests that your cover's been blown and I want you out of there on the next possible flight." "Understood?" "Understood." "Director Vance, please." "Leon, it's Hetty." "Are we still on speaking terms with that fellow from the CIA who runs operations in Yemen?" "Then you should send him a bottle of bourbon." "I think we're going to need him." "Confirmed your alias, Mr. Callen?" "Ray Haymes." "A textile buyer for a department store chain." "Ooh, maybe you can bring me back a nice futah." "And Sam." "All set." "Is he?" "You'd prefer to send someone else." "You wouldn't?" "Sam will do what needs to be done." "And nothing more, Mr. Callen." "And if necessary, much less." "I need to know that he can walk away, if that's what's required." "This is not about avenging Moe's death." "I know that." "Well, please make sure that he does." "Bright colors, Mr. Callen." "The futah." "As-salaam alaikum." "Alaikum salaam." "Reservations?" "Hakeem Fayed." "Of course." "Just one second, sir." "Single room, for one night." "Is that correct, Mr. Fayed?" " Guess so." " If you don't mind, please be so kind as to fill all the details out here, please." "Hey, my room key, please?" "409." "Of course, Mr. Haymes." "Here you go." "It will be room 615." "Uh, by the way, this was left for you, sir." "Thank you." "This was left for me." "Anyone in the foyer?" "The busboy's on someone's payroll." "He didn't miss a beat." "Guess Abdul knows I've checked in." "There's a number to call, probably a burn cell phone." "I'll give it to Eric." "GPS tracking device." "Turn it on when you're moving." "Three clicks if you need me." "I'll only ever be two minutes away." "How long is the room booked for?" "One night." "He's going to move you." "Take it easy, Sam." "You, too." "So how does it feel to be Hetty's asset in Yemen?" "Dangerous." "Hetty had me back in Yemen within a week of Abdul arriving." "Got some contacts here." "People inside the government who know a little more than they're letting on about the Warriors of Islam." "They've been feeding me the intel." "Where'd you get the hardware?" "Don't ask." "Got an uplink yet?" "It's coming on line right now." "Send that to Eric." "It's the contact number Abdul left for Sam." "What can you tell me about the boy they're holding hostage?" "They chose him well." "He's the only son of one of the most powerful princes in Saudi government." "And he was kidnapped over a week ago, but... they only went public with the abduction yesterday." "It's possible that the father kept the news quiet to try to negotiate privately with the terrorists, but the government won't give in to their demands." "Contacts on the ground think Sadaat's behind it?" "Nothing happens without Sadaat's approval, but... it's more likely Abdul playing this." "And you're sure they haven't linked forces yet?" "Sure as I can be." "Abdul hasn't left the city since he arrived, and my sources are confident that if Sadaat had met with him, they'd have heard about it." "You okay?" "Abdul thinks I'm dead." "Chances of me running into him are negligible, but we can't risk it." "I only move around at night, stay out of sight during the day." "Which means..." "You're on the lunch run." "As-salaam alaikum, Hakeem." "Walaikum as-salaam, Abdul." "Welcome, my friend." "Is everything well?" "Everything's great." "I'm excited to be here." "As I am, Hakeem." "So when can we meet?" "We could meet now..." "Hakeem." "Good to see you." "You had no problems leaving America?" "The guy I collected my paperwork from was dead." "Yes, well, he demanded more money." "Threatened to withhold your papers." "He left us no choice." "Welcome to the cause, brother." "So what's the plans for me?" "Well, to begin with, there is no need to unpack." "We are leaving right now." "Going where?" "Another hotel?" "You must be patient, Hakeem." "In time, Allah reveals everything." "Get your things." "I have a car waiting." "We have a long way to drive." "Ready?" "Let's go." "Sam's on the move." "Abdul must have contacted him." "He would have warned you if he could." "Someone must be with him." "Car?" "Light brown SUV in the alley behind the hotel." "Tell Eric." "Talk to me, Eric." "Sam's GPS is coming on line now." "Your satphone GPS puts you three and a half miles behind him." "They're headed south on Taizz Road." "You're going to have to close the gap." "Yeah, I'm working on that." "Callen..." "Abdul is with him." "I know." "Had a little problem with one of Abdul's guys." "Has Sam been compromised, Mr. Callen?" "No, I don't think so." "He's a hotel employee." "He didn't have time to warn Abdul." "I'm bringing the body with me." "Eric, don't lose him." "Trying not to." "Looks like they're heading south, out of the city." "Sadaat's rumored to be hiding out in the south of the country." "Maybe Abdul's finally going to meet his brother." "And he's bringing Sam with him." "It's not all bad then." "We headed south?" "Why are you so interested in what direction we're traveling, Hakeem?" "I'm trying to ascertain the direction of Mecca." "It's time for noon prayer, brother." "A short pilgrimage to Mecca across the border into Saudi Arabia, Hakeem, hmm?" "One day soon, maybe." "You shall." "You must be pleased to be back in Yemen; see your family." "You told me in prison you had a brother." "Sadaat." "He is with me wherever I travel." "You're very proud of him." "My brother is a leader of men, Hakeem." "When you meet him you'll understand why our cause cannot fail." "We are putting into play a plan that will show the West the true power of the Warriors for Islam." "That great day will come very soon." "Allahu Akbar." "Reestablish contact, Eric." "I'm going to stay two minutes ahead." "Copy that." "Callen's back in the game." "Stop the car." "Hakeem, grab the boy." "Shoot him." "If you want me to do this, you should trust me and give me a loaded weapon." "You test me, Abdul?" "I test everybody, Hakeem." "You passed." "He failed." "Let this be a lesson to all of you, of the importance of this boy." "He is now in your charge, Hakeem." "Guard him with your life." "Salaam alaikum." "Where is the boy?" "He's with Rafiq." "I came to get him some food." "What makes this boy so valuable?" "He is the son of a Saudi prince." "There are a lot of Saudi princes." "They count them by the thousands." "That's true, but this one is a favorite." "As is his father." "You're holding him for ransom?" "No, Hakeem, not for ransom." "A prisoner exchange?" "No." "Why then?" "You'll see, Hakeem." "Very soon." "Go back to the boy." "Take him his food." "Do not leave his side." "But you said the world would soon learn how powerful the Warriors for Islam really are." "You think we measure the power of our cause by the life of a small boy?" "Then tell me why." "Soon, my brother." "You're Amir." "Listen, Amir..." "I won't hurt you, and I won't let anybody else hurt you." "You understand?" "Soup and bread." "If you don't eat it, I will." "It's good." "Mm." "Exactly." "If anything happens," "I want you to stay by my side." "You understand?" "Good." "Keeping warm?" "Barely." "They've posted guards." "I'm counting five guys, could be more." "Mr. Callen, can you confirm Mr. Hanna?" "Confirmed." "Abdul's with him." "Sadaat?" "Not yet." "But it seems like they're waiting for something." "Or someone." "The minute you can confirm Sadaat's presence," "I want the two of you out of harm's way." "The boy is here, Hetty." "Your primary mission, Mr. Callen, is to confirm that Sadaat has joined his brother." "Not leaving without the boy." "Freddie John Fanning." "We're missing something." "A suspect." "A murder weapon." "And witnesses." "Don't forget witnesses, we're missing them." "Witnesses can be very valuable, you know." "Maybe even tell us if Sam's been compromised." "And evidence." "And a clue." "A clue would be good, too." "What we know." "Fanning is hired to forge a passport." "Check." "Fanning completes that passport and delivers it to Mr. Jones at his short term rental apartment." "Check." "There's a dispute over money or maybe Jones wants to tie up loose ends." "Either way, Fanning is shot." "Fanning checks out checkless." "Check." "We're missing something." "Check." "No, no, no, no." "Deeks, we are missing something." "Okay." "All right, Jones works for Abdul." "Go on." "What if Abdul met with Jones before he left for Yemen to give him Sam's details?" "But Jones' apartment had only been rented out for a week." "Right." "So if Abdul did meet Jones..." "It wasn't at the apartment." "It could have been at Jones' house." "Check." "Abdul flew out to Yemen the day after he broke out of prison." "He flew out on a fake passport." "Jones must have given it to him." "Where did Abdul stay that night?" "We were tracking him on Overwatch." "Stayed at the West Hollywood Motor Inn on Wilton." "A clue?" "Maybe even witnesses." "It's always quiet midweek." "How quiet?" "No new bookings that night." "None?" "Not a one." "Nell said he definitely stayed all night." "Well, maybe he shared with somebody that was already staying here." "Do you mind if I take a look?" "All right, three guests." "Married couple from Idaho." "Married." "She was young enough to be his daughter." "Well, scratch Idaho." "Single woman from Texas." "Regular." "Same time every month." "For how long?" "Long as I've owned the place." "Going on 27 years." "And scratching Texas." "What about this one?" "It was occupied all week, but there's no name against it." "That's not a guest." "That's the night manager, Felix." "Felix!" "Cops want to have a word with you." "Witness or suspect?" "Suspect." "Make that prime suspect." "Go!" "Ready?" "Three, two... one." "Scratch Felix." "For a guy that lived here for 18 months, he sure doesn't have much to show for it." "He's got no big-screen flat plasma TV." "Computer's configured for Arabic." "No beer." "No funky week-old clothes in the corner." "No pizza boxes." "This is very un-American." "Felix Attino." "Columbian." "That explains why he's un-American, but not why he speaks Arabic." "This would." "Yemeni passport." "Look at the name." "We just found Abdul's brother." "No wonder Sadaat hasn't been seen in Yemen." "He's been here all along." "How hard is it to run a terrorist group from the other side of the world?" "It's virtually impossible." "I think Sadaat was a misdirect." "With this new intel, I went back and analyzed what we knew, or what we thought we knew." "I think the true leader of the group is Abdul." "And the news doesn't get any better." "Warriors for Islam have released a deadline for the Saudis to meet their demands." "How long?" "One hour." "But the Saudis have already rejected a hostage exchange for the boy." "Why would Abdul think that they would change their mind?" "I don't think he does." "Guys... you better take a look at this." "I broke the password to Sadaat's laptop, accessed his e-mails." "Found this." "Ms. Jones, how's your Arabic?" "Well, it looks like the e-mails are between Sadaat and Abdul." "Sadaat was tipped off by a State Department e-mail to the U.S. Embassy in Yemen of Nate's presence in Sana'a." "Sadaat confirms that the attached photos were taken a week after Abdul's escape, and after Abdul saw Nate stabbed by Sam." "Nate's been compromised." "Which means Sam's been compromised." "Why give Sam a fake passport and an airline ticket to Yemen if you know he's an undercover federal agent?" "It's a trap." "A captured" "U.S. federal agent is a powerful propaganda tool." "And much more leverage than a seven-year-old boy." "Eric," "I need to talk to Callen." "Ms. Blye, alert Nate." "Tell him to get the hell out of that hotel." "And Nell?" "Get Director Vance on the phone." "Tell him we need that authority, and we need it now." "Yeah." "Callen's on speaker." "Mr. Callen?" "Abort the mission." "Sam's been compromised." "Confirm, Mr. Callen." "Confirmed." "Aborting mission." "Wait." "I'll go with you." "Which federal agency do you work for?" "NCIS." "I know of them." "Then you know it's probably best that you surrender to me now, while you still have a chance." "You know, I like you, Hakeem." "Sam." "Sam." "I'm not going to kill you." "Yet." "But a display to your country and their foreign allies of our resolve should be enough to bring them to the negotiating table." "Abdul!" "Need that authority, Hetty." "Need it now!" "Director?" "Authority granted, Mr. Callen." "Green light, Sam." "Sam, green light!" "Target painted." "Let's go home." "I'm staying." "There's work to do in Dubai." "Or Oman." "Hetty, uh, wasn't sure which." "We'll see you around, Nate." "What?" "Why'd you hesitate?" "Targeting Abdul?" "Wanted to be sure why I was squeezing the trigger." "Moe?" "Revenge, or justice?" "Justice." "I hope." "This isn't the way home." "Nope." "Promised Hetty I'd get her a futah." "Bright colors." "Better get her two."

" France be a terrible place now." " For I am no friend of revolution," " to be governed by the mob." " Common folk do need someone on their side." "Would you not use your power wisely?" "I cannot be another man's puppet." " The voting begins at two." " He won?" "!" "So, my dear, you're to go to Westminster!" "I should not have told him." "Since the day of her death he's been icy towards me." " What does he imagine?" " That Valentine is not his child." "Then deny it, lie if necessary." "He has no proof that Valentine is mine." "Do you not love him?" "I must find a way." "Close your eyes and submit." " Of course I've resumed the marital relations!" " Then you must cease forthwith." "Should you like me to sit on your lap?" "I'm not sure I..." "Of course you would." "You went to visit Aunt Agatha's grave?" "What did you find there?" "Things I needed to attend to." "I wish I could be two people." " One, your loving wife." " And the other?" "Someone new... who could love another just for a day." "What's that?" "Out there?" "What?" "Be they ours?" "French." "Lord save us!" "Attack." "Attack!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "Ring the bells!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "Attack!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "The Frenchies are coming!" "Where they gone?" "They'll be spying out our defences, but... they'll be back." "This threat from the French cannot be ignored." "Cornwall is woefully unprepared for an enemy which is now at our door." "Those men with military experience will form and train companies of volunteers to quell threat and disorder wherever it appears." "When the hour comes... and come it will..." "We must not be found wanting." "Truro is a key location..." "If she whom I desire would stoop to love me," "I would come handinhand, and, kneeling, ask that she kindly receive me... and deign to understand that all I have is hers... forever and a day." "Press but her lips to mine... and never let love decay." "You should not be here alone." "The French have been sighted, and there's rumours of invasion." "No doubt you'll take up the flag and lead the charge against them." "And become a leader of men?" "I happen to agree with Sir Francis." "I've seen what chaos revolution brings, and I do not wish that on Cornwall." "I intend to visit Drake, Mama." "My love, as you know," "I've no objection to your visiting Mr Carne." "He has a respectable trade and you seem fond of him." "But delay a while..." "Uncle George returns from Westminster today and I know he'd wish us to spend some time with him." "Remember what we agreed, my love." "Uncle George..." ""Is a kind and generous man who only wishes to be a good father to me."" "Even though what he did to Drake..." "Was wrong." "And I'm sure he regrets it." "But if you and he quarrel, it will distress me beyond words." "For your sake, Mama." "I'll be civil." "The old smithy on the edge of Trenwith land..." "Who owns it now?" "I believe Ross purchased it for his brotherinlaw." "And very splendid it is!" "You permit him to visit?" "Yes, that was my decision." "What harm can it do?" "Morwenna is wed, Geoffrey Charles will soon return to school." "How is Drake Carne in any way a threat?" "The smithy is adjacent to my land..." "It's deliberate provocation by Ross." "My dear, must we forever be imagining some TrenwithNampara feud?" "I doubt Ross wastes a moment thinking of us, so I suggest we do likewise." "I trust you've suffered no insolence from him since I left?" "I can't remember the last time I saw him." "Come, my dear, you must be weary from your journey." "I am, indeed." "It's good to be home." "It is not his home!" "It's a Poldark house." "And he is a usurper!" "Let him be, Master Geoffrey." "He can't touch you here." "No, he cannot." "Mama says I may visit, and I shall do so every day." "Drake Carne has had the impudence to set up shop on my boundary." "Tonight, you will begin to show him how unwise that was." "You will find ways of ensuring his residence there is of short duration." "Rely on me, sir." "Good boy." "Following my last visit," "I'm pleased to say Mrs Whitworth continues to improve." "Yes, indeed." "God be praised." "Though I would recommend a further period of abstinence." "Of course!" "I'm relieved to hear you say so." "But if I might suggest... some more of that helpful tincture?" "To ensure her rest is undisturbed." "If Mrs Whitworth has no objection." "As you wish." "My dear, why not rest a while before you enjoy my first sermon at Sawle Church this afternoon?" "I will bring you your sedative." "That's kind of you, Ossie." "So I'm thinking of moving the family home to London." "Why?" "If the French invade, there's no telling how this house, or our bank, or our grain stores might be ransacked." "We must protect ourselves." "Whilst abandoning our tenants and servants?" "Every man for himself." "I suspect Sir Francis might disagree with you." "Present your firelocks!" "Order your firelocks!" "Couldn't pay me to enlist." "You're naught but a puppet." "Gentlemen, you have responded to the call to maintain order and defend your country." "You are under my command, you will obey my orders." "If you find this unacceptable, now is the moment to depart." "'Ross Poldark?" "'" "I must ask you... is he the right man?" "In view of his recklessness, lawlessness, previous contempt for authority." "He IS the authority." "And what is his remit?" "To quell threat and disorder wherever it appears." "And can he be trusted to carry out your instructions?" "More to the point, can you?" "In your first term at Westminster you voted against a bid to increase the legal rights of commoners." "You have challenged all proposals for lowering interest rates and opposed a bill for enforcing a fixed price for grain." "In voting according to my conscience..." "You have ignored our explicit agreement!" "Meanwhile, you conspire with other grain merchants to keep prices high, despite the failed harvest and recent rioting." "If unrest should again rear its ugly head, it is comforting to know that a hero is on hand to save us." "And finally, Lord, thank you for granting your humble servant the living of St Sawle." "Further parishes would be most gratefully received." "Amen." "Vicar, I have some disquieting news." "I'm with child." "I waited and waited to be sure there's no mistake." "There is no mistake." "Dear God!" "What shall we do?" " "We"?" " Perhaps I should run away." " Might you?" " No, you're right." "We must face this together." "I came to report, sir." "Spare me the details." "Is the matter handled?" "Well and truly, sir." "That's all I need to know." "Drake!" "Must've happened in the night." "Judas!" "Who would do such a thing?" "Nay, 'tis not all." "This day already, four folks sent word saying they'll not be needing my services more." "Yet I must carry on." "Your work is good, your price fair, you've made no enemies." "Bet it's George, up to his old tricks again." "Gettin' at Drake to get at you." "George is a Member of Parliament." "He could hardly risk his reputation by harassing a lowly blacksmith." "And besides, Elizabeth would never permit such behaviour." "And you know that for a fact?" "I know Elizabeth." "Shall I answer as a friend or a physician?" "Which will tell me what I most want to hear?" "There's no kindness in giving false hope." "So I must surrender?" "My vision and... my heart's desire?" "The latter you never possessed, nor ever could." "So what do you prescribe, my friend?" "Acceptance." "Satisfied, are 'ee?" "I could wish my rum was less depleted." "Stand by while highan'-mighties set their ruffians on the meek?" "If it is George, confrontation and aggression is fruitless." "He will deny it and we have no proof." "All we can hope is he will soon become bored and find some other innocent to torment!" "Is what we hope?" "Some other victim?" "So we can say, "Naught to do with we"." "Demelza, this week there were three French ships on the horizon!" "I may soon have a real battle to fight." "Spare me this one!" "I think, Vicar, I may have found a solution." "If I were to marry someone else." "There is a young man... of course, he does not know of my condition." "Perhaps he would utterly spurn me if he did." "Who is this person?" "Arthur Solway, from the library." "And have you been intimate with him?" "Vicar, how could you think so?" "Then how can you think he will marry you?" "Because he asked me last week." "And he is quite unaware of..." "Quite unaware." "And you think if you marry him he never need know?" "Of course he must know." "I'm amazed you would even suggest that I lie!" "Obviously, I will not tell him whose child it is." "Might he agree?" "I think he could be persuaded." "With the right inducement." "£1,000." "Rowella, escort this person from my house and see that he never returns." "Do you not think, if even the likes of Tholly grow discontented and find they must speak out..." "Tholly loves the sound of his own voice." "If you do not challenge the corrupt and unjust, then commoners will rise... and then you'll be powerless to help them." "What would you have me do?" "I'd have you step up." "I'd have you be great!" "I'd have you declare what you stand for!" "You would have me pontificate and play the hero..." "And make some grand dramatic gesture." "I am not that man, Demelza." "I have never been that man." "And if that's what you seek, I suggest you look elsewhere." "Mama, may I beg a favour?" "What is it, my sweet?" "Will you hear what my friend has to say?" "A petition." "From the people of Grambler, Sawle and Mellin." "Will I sell them grain at 30 shillings a bushel?" "Are they mad?" "Do they not realise my family has a business to run?" "Expenses to cover?" "If the people of Grambler, Sawle and Mellin cannot afford it, we will sell it to these who can." "If the landing happens here, we need to evacuate the cottages close to the shore and get the tenants out of harm's way." "If need be..." "Ross, you have a visitor." ""A natural leader"." "What fool told you that?" ""Daring, resourceful, courageous."" "Courage is often confused with having nothing to lose." "We have much to lose here, if the French descend." "If they do, I trust we will rise to the occasion." "That is my hope, too." "Yet, as we both know, sometimes, when occasion beckons, the chalice is offered... and declined." "Sometimes the chalice is poisoned." "One never knows until one tries." "My second choice of candidate had no such scruples." "George is a firstrate politician." "I doubt you mean that as a compliment." "Yet the event often proves the worth of the man." "Cometh the hour?" "Are you suggesting that this persecution is the work of our servants?" "I'm sorry to say so, ma'am." "And I know it must be unbeknown to you." "To me?" "Are you saying it is known to Mr Warleggan?" "I can't say that, ma'am." "All I do know is, Tom Harry have threatened my customers, breek'd my forge and set light to my workshop." "What is this man doing here?" "He asked to speak to me and..." "Get out of my house." "I meant no offence, ma'am." "None has been taken." "Now!" "Before I have you thrown out." "Why was that upstart here?" "To ask me to intervene on his behalf." "Intervene?" "Is it true that you've been attempting to drive him from his forge?" "His presence there is a deliberate affront by Ross!" "And that justifies this harassment?" "Wrecking a man's workshop, threatening his customers?" "Good God, I know no details, I leave the minutiae to Tom Harry!" "If the details are beneath you, is not also the intimidation of a young man whose only crime is to be related to Ross Poldark?" "Drake Carne defied me." "He brought toads to our pond." "Whatever Tom saw fit to do..." "Tom Harry is a brute and I want him dismissed." "I want no trouble." "Should've thought about that before you came trespassing on private property." "I aren't trespassing'." "I came to speak to Mrs Warleggan." "Do we believe him?" "Right, lads." "Scat him up!" "Tom!" "Best hope your blessed toads come save 'ee!" "I took the liberty, Vicar, of visiting Arthur to see if he would be willing to accept a smaller sum." "And?" "In consideration of the very great sacrifice I would be making, to my principles, to my reputation... the very least I could accept is £700." "I've pleaded with him, Vicar, but he says there are things I do not understand." "We will need a cottage." "With furnishings." "And a garden." "Perhaps you'd like a carriage too?" "And several footmen?" "This is extortion of the grossest kind." "Get out!" "I remember when I first saw you do that." "A lifetime ago." "How I saw you go from raw ensign and scourge of authority to able young captain." "You'll also recall how I earned that promotion." "By being the last man standing after the ambush at James Creek." "One thing remains consistent..." "Your propensity for selfdeprecation." "You're principled and highminded." "But, sometimes, in order to affect change, hands must be dirtied." "Forgive me, Vicar." "I wish to let you know that I've written to the Bishop." "I've asked him to pray for me." "You haven't told him about your condition?" "He will never believe you." "He will think you an hysterical child." "I've also mentioned the mole you have on your left buttock." "Shaped like a pig's tail?" "'Tis very distinctive." "I've drawn it for him." "You are the most evil..." "I think, Vicar, that Arthur would be willing for me to give you this letter." "In exchange for £500." "You should never've let him go." "'Twas but a courtesy call, he said." "Drake!" "Dear God." "Is he dead?" " He's breathing." "He's still breathin'!" "Get help!" "Go to Killewarren and fetch Dwight." "You're lucky to be alive." "Who did this?" "Can't rightly say." "I never see'd their faces." "'Twas George's brutes!" "Who else would it be?" "Then there'll be no recourse." "George will deny all knowledge, and who can challenge him?" "Must we truly stand by while the rich and mighty ride roughshod across we?" "I don't believe God means for I to do it." "Nor I, lad." "To see a young tacker basted to within an inch of his life?" "And none call'd to answer for it?" "And Warleggan a Member of Parliament?" "All the more reason for him and his enterprises to be held to account." "'Tis time... to hit him where it hurts." " Yeah!" " Hear, hear." "When shall we go to London?" "Go when you please." "You cannot still be angry?" "Because of the incident with the boy?" "You surely don't suggest..." "That we're incompatible?" "That our marriage is foundering on suspicion and jealousy?" "That your objection to the boy is really your hatred of Ross?" "I wondered when that name would occur." "Are you not jealous of him?" "Is suspicion not eating you up?" "Poisoning your family life?" "Turning your achievements to bitterness and gall?" "There can be no future for our marriage if that is the case." "Make haste." "Quiet about it." "That's it." "Heave." "One, two, three, heave." "Make fast." "Secure it at the back." "Be quick about it." "Quick about it." "Ready?" "And heave!" "Maid, come home." "There's a visitor!" "I can't now." "Drake needs me." "Beggin' yer pardon. 'Tis one I b'la you'd wish to see." "I can stay and make myself useful." "No, tidn't right, Prudie." "How oft do the men take a fancy to another woman and sometimes act on it?" "I would never." "It would break Ross's heart." "No, I must give up all thoughts of him." "As Ross gave up all thought of Elizabeth for me." "Did he?" "Are 'ee sure?" "I only tell 'ee of it for I know it means naught." "'Tis but a dalliance." "A "dalliance"." "So 'ee may have one of yer own, without troubling' yer conscience." "Go home, Prudie." "Well, my dear, I trust you're feeling rested" " and ready to resume your..." " No, Ossie." "My dear, I think you forget yourself." "I come in all friendliness, intending to give the natural..." "I said no." "You will leave this room and never return." "Can I believe my ears?" "Are you so wilful?" "So headstrong?" "So..." "Blind?" "No." "Nor halfwitted neither." "My sister is with child." "Your child." "Despite your attempts to sedate me," "I have not been deaf all of the time." "You must realise it was not my fault!" "That girl has some evil in her which makes a man possessed!" "But now, by the grace of God," "I've returned to you." "So let us pray together and then happily resume our marital.." "Never." "You have no right to deny me." "I am your husband and you will do as I command." "And I will kill your son!" "So help me God, if you do so much as approach me again," "I will smother him." "Merciful heaven!" "You don't believe I'll do it?" "Do you really want to take that chance?" "You've been ill, Morwenna, and I've no wish to see you relapse." "I will leave you to think over your duty to me... and will pray to our Lord to grant you forgiveness." "I didn't mean it." "Of course I didn't mean it." "But Drake be no harm to anyone." "It beggars belief." "Had he been found an hour later." "Of course Demelza asked me not to tell you." "She's afraid of what I might do to George." "As well she may be." "Will you go to Trenwith?" "This instant." "What is it?" "Is it Drake?" "Agatha's grave." "Need we discuss that now?" "Things you need to attend to... what things?" "None that need concern you." "That's convenient, Ross." "No concern of mine who you meet, who you talk to... who you kiss." "It is not what you imagine." "Ross, I'm weary of it." "Secret kisses, secret smiles." "How many other secrets must there be between us?" "Keep them, Ross." "Keep them all." "And I will keep mine." "Demelza." "Urgent word from Truro, Captain." "What is it?" "The French?" "The peace and safety of our country is threatened." "We are ordered to the northern road." "We must mobilise at once!" "Well... can I make it any plainer?" "I abandon my squadron, in the middle of a war, to throw myself at your feet." "Is there a more extravagant way I could declare my love?" "A longer poem would've sufficed!" "Not for me." "Shall we walk to Hendrawna Sands?" "May I take your hand?" "But if someone should see?" "I will tell them that I need you to guide me." "And very soon it will be true." "I've been discharged from the Navy." "For what?" "In six months' time I'll be completely blind." "I do not presume to compare myself to Ross." "He's a great man." "My saviour and friend." "But you are..." "His wife." "And mother of his children." "And I've no wish to threaten that." "I would not allow it." "Your head might not." "But would your heart?" "It is to the heart which I now appeal." "That part which, dare I say it, has been neglected." "Can you allow me this?" "Shall we grant ourselves to each other?" "So that I may go into the darkness knowing that I..." "I once tasted heaven?" "We're here for the grain." "Stand aside." "Take them home, Tholly." "Yer father'd turn in his grave!" "His own son, changing' sides, pandering' to the pomp an' privileged?" "When the French arrive, you may wish to be elsewhere." "There be no French." "Only threat to us here is thee." "Will 'ee not take a stand with us, brother?" "Will 'ee not show where thy loyalties lie?" "You know where this leads, Tholly." "Bloodshed, riot." "We've both seen it." "So go now and no harm will come to you." "Folks are starving!" "You know who this grain store belong to?" "The man who battered thine own kin." "George Warleggan." "Warleggan do think he's above the law." "Is't not thy duty to hold him to account?" "My duty is to King and country..." "And I will do whatever it takes to keep the peace." "You have until the count of ten to disperse." "Or what, young Cap'n?" "Or what?" "Is this what they brought you to?" "Are 'ee so enthralled with the establishment you'd subdue by force your old comrades and friends?" "You leave me no choice." "One, two... three, four... five, six, seven, eight, nine... ten." "Terror and bloodshed, that is not democracy, that is vengeance." "I do not endorse bloodshed and violence." "I am not that man, Demelza, I have never been that man." "If you do not challenge the corrupt and unjust, then commoners will rise." "You'd subdue by force, your old comrades and friends?" "Judas!" "You're right, my friend." "Of course I've changed sides." "I'm not here to defend my country, but to protect the property of my good friend George, who would like nothing better than for me to pick up arms against you." "But the time has come to take a stand against him." "And not just here." "But in the corridors of Westminster." "That much is clear now." "So the next time I'm asked to stand for public office... can you imagine what my answer will be?" "Good lad." "Elizabeth..." "I must..." "Are you saying that my doubts, my suspicions, are completely unfounded?" "Name them and I will tell you." "I... believe..." "I believe that you still love Ross." "No, George." "That is not all you believe." "Is it not enough?" "More than enough!" "No doubt it's why you set your creatures to follow me day and night." "But that is not all, is it?" "Is it?" "I..." "I will dismiss Tom Harry." "I will repair the boy's smithy at my own expense." "Tell me why you treat your son as if he were not your son?" "Is he my son?" "Who else's could he be?" "Now you see how jealousy is eating you up?" "I cannot abide it." "I will not abide it." "No." "No, Elizabeth, please, I..." "I swear that I have never given myself to another man, except my first husband, Francis, and you." "But of course even that will not satisfy you!" "So I will leave Trenwith today, taking Geoffrey Charles and Valentine." "No, Elizabeth!" "Wait, I beg you." "Perhaps I was..." "Perhaps..." "Perhaps I was too hasty." "As you say, there have been suspicions..." "Unfounded, clearly unjust." "I've been... misguided... and yet you must see that this is only a reflection of my regard, of my love, of my very great love." "Is love cruel?" "Is love unkind?" "Is your bitter, vile coldness towards me and your son..." "It will cease." "From this moment." "So will my jealousy." " So my suspicions." " Swear it!" "I have sworn." "So must you." "You will never again speak or even harbour such vile suspicions about your wife and child." "I will not." "I will not." "I swear it." "I will never again." "Forgive me." "Forgive me." "Forgive me." "I forgive you." "Is Westminster ready for Ross Poldark?" "Ready or not, change is long overdue." "When next it's offered, I believe he'll accept." "I have some changes of my own I'd like to propose." "And do they involve less patients?" "Less training with the Volunteers?" "And in their place... more kisses, more bonbons, and more lying abed." "Bonbons are bad for the health." "But kisses are the cure for everything!" "Where's Demelza?" "Out." "Where?" "She didn't say." "Alone?" "Had a visitor." "Is she coming back?" "'Spect so." "She didn't say." "I thought I would die today." "I too." "But when I did not," "I began to think life has some purpose that I knowed not till now." "Why think 'ee so?" "For this day I found green shoots coming up out o' season." "And what shoots they be?" "Winter primroses." "Well, Ross." "My compliments to the Volunteers." "I believe they were put to good use today." "Did you think you were being summoned to fight the Frenchies?" "No, it seems Tom Harry got the better of you." "A little nudge and your muskets protect my grain store." "But you humble foot soldiers must go where your betters decree," "I believe." "And what else do you believe, George?" "I believe I have every reason for optimism." "I believe I have a devoted wife, a thriving son, a fine estate and a parliamentary career which has barely begun." "What is it you believe, Ross?" "That belief is a beautiful thing." "Wherever you are... know that I love you." "I thought you might not return." "I thought so too." "Yet here I am." "Demelza." " May I ask?" " No, Ross." "Ask me nothing."

"Master Qiu arrives!" "In the assembly of the Beggar Clan, Huang Yung... cracked Iron Palm Clan Jin's force's conspiracy ...of controlling the Beggar Clan" "Huang became the Beggar Clan's Grand Master" "Kuo Tsing dauntlessly fought against Qiu Qian-ren" "Qiu Qian Ren withdrew before the fight finished" "Today, when Kuo was convalescing in Liu's residence ...he got a painting having General Yue's story on it" "The downpour after leaving the Beggar Clan assembly ...made the painting wet and words appeared" "They discovered that General Yue's posthumous book was at Mt." "Iron Palm, headquarters of Iron Palm Clan" "Kuo and Huang followed the hints... and come to Iron Palm Mt." "To get the book" "Master is back!" "Master!" "Uncle, you're back!" "How's our plan of the Beggar Clan?" "It was supposed to be done" "It so happened that Kuo and Huang had a hand in it" "So our attempt fails when success is already in sight" "This is Yuan Ngan Kang, Crown prince of Jin Dynasty" "You may call him Yang Kang here" "This is my nephew Qiu Li and my three disciples" "Mr. Yang" "You are practising martial art skills?" "I was just about to ask for your guidance" "Your Iron Palm is really unprecedented!" "Master, somebody trespassed into our forbidden land" "It seems that they are Kuo Tsing and Huang Yung" "How dare they!" "In the Beggar Clan assembly..." "I have given way to them" "Do I really fear them?" "Go!" ""Iron Palm Clan land." "Trespassers will be executed"" "Look at the painting" "General Yue's posthumous book should be here" "This is the forbidden land of Iron Palm Clan" "Would it be too risky?" "General Yue's book relates to the war against Jin" "We've reached here." "We've got to go into it" "You lookout for me outside" ""General Yue's posthumous book"" "It is here!" "This must be predecessor of Iron Palm Clan Master" "For the war against Jin," "I have to take away the book" "You are a hero." "I believe you would not blame me" "Qiu's Iron Palm is really ruthless." "How's your wound?" "I'm alright." "Let's leave from the rear door" "Good" "This is the forbidden land of our Clan" "Even the Chief could not enter." "Judging by footsteps they must have escaped from back" "Block the way down the mountain" "My chest is really sore" "How ruthless the Iron Palm skills are!" "You have fought against him and you don't get hurt" "Your palm skill is pretty good" "Tsing, I've brought along Nine-flower dewy pill" "I won't die right now." "Don't be too worried" "Need to take a rest?" "We've got no time" "We are still in Iron Palm's place" "Qiu is going to catch up with us" "Yung, there is a hut over there" "The water seems shallow." "We may go through it" "Be careful" "There's quicksand at the bottom, we can't go through" "What could we do?" "I can see the trick behind" "Tsing, face the light" "Stride left with 3-foot long" "You hold me" "Stride left for 8 steps" "Walk an oblique line for 13 steps" "Each step being 3-feet long" "Why do we walk in this way?" "What is the theory?" "It's called Taoist formation." "I learnt it as a child" "The hut owner is well versed in Taoist formation" "You have to be careful" "You could lead the way clearly" "You are more skillful than him" "This is the unique skill of Peach Island" "Hurry..." "We are only passersby." "We are hurt severely" "If you could please offer us help" "Left again, take 4 steps diagonally" "Jump over the wall" "Remember, jump obliquely" "Step on the left side" "Go in." "There are no more traps" "Sixty" "Well, here comes a little girl" "You only did it by chance" "Don't disturb my business here" "Sixty-four, forty-six, thirty-two" "No need to calculate." "This is "Hundred Sons Diagram"" "No matter in what direction, the sum of the numbers is five hundred and five" "I already learnt that in my childhood" "Follow me" "You said you learnt it when you are a child" "Maybe you saw it from grown-ups" "You have a good memory" "I ask you" "Starting from number 1 to number 9" "Arrange them into three rows the total from horizontal, vertical and oblique is 15" "How can you do it?" "Nine-Palace principle is based on analogy of turtle" "2, 4 as the shoulders; 6, 8 as foot" "7 on the left, 3 on the right." "9 as head, 1 as foot" "5 stays in the center" "9-Palace theory is the foundation of Taoist formation" "You see" "Add in this way..." "Add in this way..." "Add in this way..." "Aren't they all 15?" "Is it friends or enemies?" "They are enemies tracing us" "Iron Palm Clan?" "They are led by Chief Qiu" "Actually, who are you?" "We're disciples of Master Hung, the Nine-Finger Beggar" "My sister was hurt by Qiu Qian-ren" "If you are a friend of the Iron Palm Clan" "We are leaving right now" "Son, you are really a man of integrity ...but your sister can't the endure the suffering" "Open your mouth" "Hit by the Iron Palm; you think you can recover?" "It is really unnecessary for me to harm you" "This is only for killing pain" "You can forget it if you don't want it" "She is badly hurt!" "You still provoke her to anger?" "Let's go" "Though it is only a thatched hut," "I won't allow you come and go so easily" "If you don't let us leave, we have to resort to force" "Hurt by Iron Palm, she can't endure more than 3 days" "Why you still want to guard her?" "Tsing, in these three days" "Don't leave me alone" "I won't leave you;" "Not even half a step" "We could still have 72 hours staying together" "Could it just be destiny that..." "Auntie Ying, I am Qiu Qian-ren" "Don't you know I don't meet any guests?" "Your hut is just located next to our Clan" "Though not acquainted we've heard of each other" "Now, a man and a woman get into your black swamp" "Please hand them to me" "Master Qiu, even you can't go through the black swamp" "Who can go through it?" "Do you want to save your sister?" "Please offer us advice" "Only one person in the world could cure her" "You can get to his place in three days" "It is difficult to tell if he is willing to help" "I will request him" "I think he will not put his hands in sleeves" "Is it really useful to beg him?" "Her wound could only be cured by Emperor Duan" "This fellow won't offer to help when you are in need ...not even when you are nearly dead" "Emperor Duan is not that kind of a person" "I'm afraid before you can meet Emperor Duan, you'll... be killed by fisherman, woodcutter, farmer and scholar" "Pass it to Emperor Duan when you meet him" "Maybe he would agree to cure" "You can escape from them by going in the back" "Go south and you will get to his place within 3 days" "I have dropped down the route details" "You may eat something before you leave" "Thank you, Senior" "I have a question to ask you" "You said you are disciples of Master Hung" "Master Hung isn't so conversant with Taoist formation" "How come you are so familiar with Taoist magic?" "My Dad owns Peach Island" "Interaction among the five elements are so mysterious" "Taoist magic is the foundation of this formation" "Of course I learnt that in my childhood" "You're the daughter of Huang Yao Shi of Peach Island?" "Exactly!" "Forget it..." "I have lived as recluse and studied hard ...and spent years to study Taoist magic" "It's all because my beloved... is detained in Peach Island" "I don't expect even the daughter of Master Huang ...is more skillful in Taoist magic than me" "How can I save him from Peach Island?" "Who is detained in Peach Island?" "You please leave right now" "Your dad has ruined my life" "I'll feed my food even to the dogs ...but I will not give it to you" "Tsing, let's go" "I have a mathematics problem:" "An unknown number, that divided by 3, gets 2 divided by 5, leaves 3 divided by 7, remain 2" "Then, what is the number?" "You calculate it" "Walk an oblique line on right side, Each step 3-feet" "Ying mentioned fisherman, woodcutter, farmer scholar" "You see, a fisherman is over there" "No matter what, let's try" "Ying warned that we could be killed by them" "We have to be careful" "You are badly hurt, we have no choice" "Sir, may I have your name please?" "Why do you come here?" "We want to see Emperor Duan" "My master won't meet any guest." "What is it?" "You want to get treatment from my master, right?" "Give up your hope of meeting my Master" "Leave now" "We are disciples of Master Hung" "My companion is badly hurt" "Could you please offer some help ...and lead us to meet Emperor Duan?" "You are really disciples of Nine-Finger Beggar?" "You come to call on my master... is it by the order of Nine-Finger Beggar?" "Yes" "Nine-Finger Beggar told you come to visit Emperor Duan ...not anyone else?" "That's right" "Emperor Duan has already left the secular world" "When Emperor Duan left the secular world..." "Nine-Finger Beggar accompanied him" "How come he told you to visit Emperor Duan?" "Who told you to do so?" "Tell me what is your purpose in here?" "This is the style of Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms" "You seem to be Nine-Finger Beggar," "Hung Chi Kung's disciples" "But your trip here... is not ordered by him" "Right?" "Agreed, our trip is not ordered by our master" "But, if Emperor Duan has passed away, such kind of important matter, ...our master must let us know" "I guess, so called "left the secular world"" "...means he has become a monk" "Being a monk can be termed as "leaving secular world"" "I guess Emperor Duan is on the mountain" "There is also a temple on the mountain, right?" "Girl, you are smart;" "But... even if Hung himself comes here in pain" "I still can't lead him to see my master lt'd be futile if you can't make it to the mountain" "Is the path to the mountain behind the waterfall?" "It is useless even though you guess it right" "Your companion may be able ...to jump over the waterfall" "But you are hurt, you can't" "Uncle, if you don't give way, ...we can do nothing" "Okay, we'll search around ourselves" "How about if we find the path to the mountain?" "If you are able to find the path yourself ...I won't stop you" "Good, let's try" "The path to the mountain..." "I'm afraid that it must be very difficult to find" "However, if we really get the path" "You have to keep your word and don't stop us" "Of course!" "A man has got to keep his word" "Tsing, pull down that stone" "This is the path to the mountain" "Wait" "You want to retract?" "No, I won't" "But I just know Master Hung is skilled in martial arts" "Didn't imagine he also knows Taoist tricks!" "Yes." "My Master doesn't know this" "But my dad's knowledge of..." "Taoist formation and secret equipment is matchless" "Who is your dad?" "My dad is the Master of Peach Island" "Huang Yao Shi?" "No wonder!" "It's fisherman before;" "now it's the woodcutter" "What are you doing here?" "Sir, we are..." "Don't tell him" "If I tell you... our purpose of coming here, ...would you let us pass?" "No" "That's right" "If I tell you, you won't let us go" "Why should I tell you?" "You already know that I won't let you pass" "Why don't you go back?" "We have to go" "That's not up to you" "How about this?" "Let's have a bet" "You let us pass if we win" "We leave right now if we lose" "What do you think?" "What is the game?" "Tell me" "You keep hewing timber in the forest" "Let's see who can be the first climbing up the tree" "It seems okay" "You and Tsing climb up the tree" "Whoever reaches the head of the tree will win" "Sure" "You two choose a tree for yourself" "Start climbing at the count of 3" "1, 2... 3" "Block him, Tsing" "I win, you leave now" "Come down, Tsing" "Sir, we won the game" "How come you said you won the game?" "Water has its source; tree has its root" "A while back I said, 'head of the tree'" "The head of the tree is the root" "Trunk originates from the root" "You have only climbed up the tree tail" "Little girl, your argument is specious" "I am hurt and lack power" "I'll head that way" "After a while, you jump to help me" "Then he can't catch up with us" "You climb up if he climbs down" "Little girl, where are you going?" "We have said it clearly:" "Whoever reaches the head of the tree will win" "You don't admit that you lose" "Now, you are climbing down" "Tsing is climbing to the foot of the tree" "How can you explain this?" "You two need not to peep around" "You can see that... there is no path up to the mountain" "Yes, you are right" "But there are two creepers here" "I guess one of them can lead us up to the mountain" "Little girl, you have a quick mind" "However, here are two creeper ropes" "How can you choose the right one?" "Let me guess" "This rope?" "That rope?" "I get it" "You're guarding this rope" "This must be the right one" "Tsing, you give it a try" "Wait" "Who are you actually?" "We are disciples of Master Hung, the North Beggar" "Tsing, come back" "We know that you try to mislead us" "You guard the wrong rope on purpose ...and lead us to fall into your trap" "So you already knew which is the right rope" "Right" "I know Hung Chi Kung's disciples will not cheat" "I am afraid it would hurt him" "I never expected my kindness to... match up to your deceit" "Yes." "My Master tells us not to cheat" "But my dad teaches me" "Cheating is alright sometimes" "Who is your dad?" "The Master of Peach Island, Eastern Evil" "You need not be angry" "When we go up the mountain, ...we will ask someone to help you" "In late Spring, spring coats are made" "Gathering students, 5, 6 are capped; 6, 7 are youths" "Bathing drying up in breeze;" "returning in frolic" "I beg to see your master, bother you to lead the way" "Yung, what should we do?" "He must be the scholar" "He is reading the Analects of Confucius" "To make him speak, we could only irritate him" "Sir, if you can't go into the details of Analects ...it is useless" "What are the profound details?" "You know how many disciples did Confucius have?" "Confucius had 3000 followers 72ofthemacclaimed" "There are aged and young students among the 72" "Do you know how many are grown-ups?" "How many are youngsters?" "Analects and the other classics have not mentioned it" "I have just heard that you read it 5, 6 are capped; 6, 7 are young boys" "5 times 6 is 30." "So that makes it 30 grown-ups 6 times 7 is 42." "There are 42 young boys" "Exactly 72 in total" "You are really clever impressive..." "Why do you want to see my master?" "Confucius says:" "Friends coming from afar, how glad I am" "You have studied the classics" "Why you still declining our request?" "Good..." "I have two questions to test you" "If you can answer, I will let you pass" "I am much younger than you" "And have studied only a few classics" "I can't tell if it is too difficult" "It won't be difficult" "I'll read the 1 st line of a couplet, you continue" "Zither and pipa, both musical instruments appear alike" "Their music as well as word characters also resemble" "It's a perfect match" "However, it is a very well-known one" "And it's not composed by you" "My line is... phantom, monster, freak, ghost, all four are cunning" "Your line is really great." "I admire you" "But, it also casts a sarcastic remark on us" "Sorry..." "If you four don't try every means ...to obstruct us from going up the mountain" "I really can't think of the line" "Well, let me write a line at once" "Please continue the next line" "Breeze blowing palm leaves;" "a scholar weaving his fan" "Twin-leaf lotus; one-legged ghost wearing his shawl" "You're teasing me again" "Sorry..." "Miss, you may go" "But, this gentleman... has to show me some martial skills" "Thought I knew both classics martialarts" "Ain't as nimble as lady, less skillful than the youth" "I do feel very abashed" "This way, please" "There's someone down in the mountain" "He is still lifting a big rock" "You'd better go to help him" "Please" "Please" "Take a seat please" "Emperor Duan will soon be here" "Where is the baggage given by Yin?" "Kuo Tsing and Huang Yung pay respects to uncle" "Good." "Good disciples of Hung" "Good daughter of Huang" "I became a monk." "My monastic name is Yi Teng" "I beg uncle to save her life" "Not to worry, son" "Don't cry." "I must cure you" "We are advised by a senior to come" "She has something to present to you" "Weaving loom embroiders two lively mandarin ducks" "It's a pity that hair greys before I get old" "Spring and winter passed, there's only a dress with me" "Master, you can't cure her" "Don't talk nonsense" "They are told to come here by the evil" "We can't be cheated" "Let it be." "Let her come if she wishes" "Follow me" "Guard the door, don't let anyone come in" "Not even my disciples" "If they force in, stop them with force" "Yes, Master" "Take a seat first" "No matter how itchy or painful you feel, ...don't move" "Yes" "No entry" "Step aside" "They are finished, stop fighting" "I have healed your wound" "Rest for one or two days and you'll be fine" "You've saved my life, Uncle" "I'll always remember that" "You go down the mountain" "There is no need to come back" "We're leaving too" "Go" "Goodbye" "Why don't you leave?" "My Master risked his life to save you" "Yet you want to see him being killed?" "Risked his life?" "My Master cured you by Yi Yang Finger" "He'll lose his internal power for 5 years" "He must practice hard everyday within this period" "If anything goes wrong, he'll be disabled or even dead" "I didn't realize it took him so much to save me" "Auntie Ying told you to come" "She wants to kill my master" "If she tries to harm uncle, ...we can't let her do so" "You know nothing" "My Master doesn't want to fight against her" "Master asked you to come to his room" "Please" "Everyone sit down." "I have something to tell you" "Let's start from the very beginning" "This is about the Jiao Yin Manual" "Tsune Jen School's former chief, Huang Chong-yang ...got the Jiao Yin manual" "He came with his brother Chao Pai-tung ...from Yunnan to see me" "Tsuen Jen School's chief Huang Chong-yang is here" "I am Chao Pai-tung." "Why don't you greet me too?" "Pai-tung, greet Emperor Duan" "My Brother says your Yi Yang Finger is invincible" "I will not suffer from any loss if I greet you" "If you don't want to, I could skip it" "If I skip, my Brother would blame me for being rude lt'd be better to greet you" "I, Chao Pai-tung, sincerely greet Your Majesty" "Behave yourself, Pai-tung" "Good martial arts skills." "I'm impressed" "Please forgive him, Emperor Duan" "My Brother doesn't know secular rules and he's impish" "But he has a virtue" "He's obsessive about martial arts" "Innocence and purity; very rare indeed!" "Please" "My sickness resumes." "I'll die soon" "Last time, during the Hua Mountain duel, although I defeated Ouyang Feng, the Western Poison, ...his "Frog" kung fu was just not up to level" "Emperor Duan, in your opinion... if his "Frog" kung fu reaches up to level, ...who can defeat him?" "It's hard to say." "Yi Yang Finger is powerful" "But I'm afraid it's not enough to overcome Frog Skills" "You're right, Emperor Duan" "I've been thinking for months for a conclusion" "If someone acquires Yi Yang Finger... and also Innate Power of Tsuen Jen School then ...it'll be more than enough to cope with Frog Skills" "You have insight and put other on the top priority noticing Western Poison will harm the martial world" "It's admirable" "As you have this idea, I will follow" "Please stay in the palace to... impart Yi Yang Finger and Innate Power to each other" "Great." "It's a deal" "No" "No" "You practice Innate Power, he practices Yi Yang Finger" "How long will it take?" "4 months for good progress;" "could also require 6" "No way... 4 to 6 months" "Being trapped in this palace, ...it'll be boring" "The palace is large," "I can assign someone to entertain you and accompany you to go around, okay?" "This sounds acceptable" "Master Chao..." "What is it?" "Where are we?" "How come I haven't been here?" "This is the inner garden." "No entry without permission" "What?" "Isn't it inside the palace?" "Yes, sure" "Then I can enter" "Emperor Duan lets me go wherever I want in the palace" "Wait a minute..." "Master Chao" "If you don't believe me, ask Emperor Duan yourself" "Their kung fu practice is at a critical moment" "How can I interrupt them?" "If you come up with new ideas to play with me," "I won't go" "Even the fish kept in royal garden are caught by you" "What else can we think of?" "Or else you may tie me up ...and don't let me get in lt'll be quite interesting to spar with you" "We are ordered to accompany guests, we can't do so" "This not permitted, that not allowed!" "If you drive me crazy," "I'll set fire in the palace" "Master Chao..." "Remember what the Emperor taught us?" "Come on, show me your move" "Come, you try it first" "It's only you who is interested in martial arts" "Practising martial arts skills?" "That's fabulous" "Where comes this barbarian?" "What's so funny?" "Barbarian?" "Where?" "What are you doing?" "Practising sword" "I've seen many people practising sword ...but have never met someone like you" "Swordplay of Dali's Duan family is of course unique" "Really unique." "I guess in the whole world, ...there aren't any skills like this" "You mean my swordplay is excellent?" "I can't tell" "But the way you play the sword... is similar to stitching with a sewing needle" "After all, you are laughing at me?" "Right, but I'm not laughing" "With your skill, I can hardly cry" "What styles are these?" "What styles are these?" "It's no need to use any styles to tackle you" "I was just careless to have the sword taken away" "Want to learn martial arts?" "Let me teach you" "We don't want to learn" "Let's go..." "No..." "Stab horizontally, left hand pointing like this" "Look forward" "Wrong..." "You're wrong" "How come you are so powerless?" "What's this skill?" "Lady Liu" "Hide away, somebody's coming." "Hurry up." "Why?" "Why do I need to hide away?" "Do what I told you" "You can't force me" "Lady Liu..." "The Queen brings a bonsai herself... for you to see" "She won't come." "She says she only needs me" "She doesn't want anything" "Go" "We've been waiting for the your majesty outside ...all night long" "I'm practising Innate Power of Taoist Chong-yang" "I've told you not to interrupt" "Your majesty, Lady Liu..." "You've a good foundation." "It only takes you 3 months ...to acquire Yi Yang Finger" "You have great progress in Innate Power too" "Anything wrong, Emperor Duan?" "Your Brother Chao Pai-tung is nicknamed "Naughty"" "How's his character?" "Did Pai-tung... do anything wrong in the palace?" "Not a big deal..." "Don't be upset" "It seems that some strikes were not powerful" "Let's practice again" "Pai-tung" "How you spent your life in palace?" "I teach Auntie Ying martial arts" "Auntie Ying?" "Who's she?" "I don't know who she is" "Oh yes, people call her Lady Liu" "She told me to address her as 'Auntie Ying'" "Brother, although she is not very skilful, ...she learns fast" "I've taught many skills to her" "Have you done anything out of line with her?" "Anything other than practising martial arts?" "Yes... she cooks my favourite dishes" "And... and sleeps with me" "Kneel down, Pai-tung" "Kneel down" "It's my fault not to teach him well, your Majesty" "Pai-tung's behavior is unacceptable" "Please punish him" "I've asked Auntie Ying to come" "Since you and her..." "Then you can marry her" "Get married?" "Thank His Majesty for the arrangement" "I won't get married, no matter whoever decides" "Chao, I've no hidden intention of giving up my love" "I don't want to get married" "Think what you've done." "How can you refuse?" "I didn't realize it was wrong" "If I had realized, I wouldn't have done it" "Why don't you marry her?" "You love her" "Though Dali is a small country, you've to obey rules" "This is my fault, Emperor Duan" "If you want to kill me, I won't defend" "I will never get married" "I..." "I won't kill you" "Then I'm leaving" "Emperor, for I know Pai-tung's character well;" "Otherwise, as he violates our school's rules," "I would have killed him" "Go, go, I won't punish you" "Taoist Chong-yang also left that day" "He passed away the same year" "No one heard from Chao Pai-tung since then" "Ying was still in the palace, but I didn't visit her" "One year later," "I wanted to visit her one night to see how's she doing" "Weaving machine creates two lively mandarin ducks" "It's a pity that hair grows grey before I get old" "Spring and winter passed, there's only a dress with me" "Weaving machine creates two lively mandarin ducks" "It's a pity that hair grows grey before I get old" "Spring and winter passed, there's only a dress with me" "From then I discovered, she and Pai-tung ...have a child" "That's a big deal" "Old Naughty has a Little Naughty" "I knew about that and tried to find Chao Pai-tung" "However, something happened" "Good child" "You..." "What are you doing?" "Don't come in, okay?" "Please get out of my way" "Your majesty" "Please forgive this child, merciful Emperor" "I deserve a thousand deaths, Emperor" "But please absolve this child" "Who has hurt this child?" "I won't repine if you order me to die" "But this child..." "Who orders you to die?" "How did this child get hurt?" "Isn't that you ordered to hurt this child?" "Of course not" "Really?" "Then... then this child has got a chance" "That man is powerful, he used his palm deliberately to hurt this child badly;" "Yet not killing the child, why?" "I beg you to save this child, your majesty" "That's right, the attacker... wants me to save the child with Yi Yang Finger so that I will lose the inner power for 5 years" "Please save my child, your majesty!" "I am too shameful to live" "I beg you let me end up my life ...in exchange for my child's" "In next life, I will do anything... in return for your merciful act" "You..." "Weaving machine creates two lively mandarin ducks" "It's a pity that hair grows grey before I get old" "Spring and winter passed, there's only a dress with me" "Weaving machine creates two lively mandarin ducks" "It's a pity that hair grows grey before I get old" "Spring and winter passed, there's only a dress with me" "Your hair..." "Son, mom can't save you" "Sleep peacefully" "My dear boy, sleep" "Don't wake up again" "One day, I will use this dagger ...to stab your heart" "I thought of curing the child several times" "But when I considered I would lose my power," "I couldn't join the duel in Mountain Hua;" "So I didn't help her son" "I was really despicable;" "even worse than some animal!" "Uncle, she killed her son herself!" "That's nothing to do with you" "You didn't hurt her son" "In the past decade I've always felt uneasy" "I'm waiting for her dragger to stab my heart" "I guess she's coming" "This woman is black-hearted" "Afraid she can't kill you, asked me to seek your help ...so that you'll lose all the inner power" "Then she will take this chance to harm you" "Bring her here" "You must behave politely" "Master" "You've followed me for years" "Don't you know my wish?" "Please do one thing for me" "Yes, Uncle" "I owe Auntie Ying so much" "In future if she's in any danger... please offer your help" "If you can bring her and Chao Pai-tung together ...I will be very grateful" "Yes, we'll comply with your wish" "Please forgive me, Uncle" "Stop" "We want to save Uncle" "As he doesn't want to resist... there's only one way to save him" "Please elaborate" "My respects, Your Highness" "What Lady?" "Lady Liu has died" "I'm Auntie Ying." "I seek Duan for revenge" "Get out of my way" "As Lady Liu has died already" "Emperor Duan has passed away too" "Master Yi Teng... should have nothing to do with you, right?" "You have a sharp tongue" "But today I must find Duan for revenge" "I won't leave anyway" "Start the fight if you want to" "We dare not" "We haven't brought any weapons with us ...as we want Lady to recall the time with us" "Please leave" "You address me as "Your Highness"" "yet you block my way like this" "Isn't that ridiculous?" "I must go up the mountain tonight" "Let see if you can stop me, come on" "How do you do?" "Senior" "Have you recovered, little girl?" "Thanks to your advise, she's fine now" "Move off" "Please return, Senior" "Don't chase her" "Auntie Ying is in the hall" "She'll spend some time dealing with Miss Huang" "Continue our plan." "Hurry up" "Duan, you hide in the dark" "Being a man isn't that shameful?" "You think it's too dark?" "I'll light it up for you" "Auntie Ying, I must first thank you for saving me" "Not necessary, I told you to come for my revenge" "Don't thank me" "Get out of my way, don't stop me from taking revenge" "Senior, my father has released Chao Pai-tung" "Really?" "Then I don't have to rescue him?" "Say, if he hasn't, could you with your skill... save him on Peach Island?" "Not only the Isle, but the oil lamps and sticks array ...isn't easy to pass." "You will need my help" "These oil lamps and sticks are not Plum Flower Stumps ...nor Nine-Palace-Eight-Trigram" "What's this trick?" "Do you remember that day... the mathematics problem I asked?" "There're an unknown number" "When divided by 3 gets 2, divide by 5 remain 3, divide by 7, remain 2." "What is the number?" "This is the answer for that question" "I know it's 23" "But it's by trial-and-error" "There should be a formula applicable for it" "But I can't figure it out" "Very easy" "Remainder after subtracting from multiple of 3, x 70 similarly for 5, times 21 for 7, times 15" "Add the 3 numbers, if it is less than or equal to 105" "It's the answer" "Otherwise, deduct 105 or its multiple" "There are also 4 riddles for easy memory" "The total age of three friends is 70" "There are 21 plum flowers on 5 trees" "Seven sons gather as the moon is half full" "Minus hundred and five gives you the answer" "Right, you taught me to solve the problem" "But I have to take revenge" "You have to let me in" "Otherwise I'll have to get rid of you" "It's not difficult to go in" "You just have to walk above the Bamboo sticks without putting out any of the oil lamps" "I come for revenge" "Why should I waste time in your childish game?" "You wouldn't cooperate?" "I'll put out the light and let's see... if you still remember the position of the oil lamps?" "Give her back the dagger" "I've been waiting for a long time, come and kill me" "Please forgive us, Uncle" "You did all for my sake;" "I won't blame you" "I hope she will live peacefully after this" "You treat her so well, Uncle" "If she still nurtures the hatred, she isn't worthy to be a human" "Qiu Qian-ren may still be peeping in this mountain" "You four escort them downhill" "If you meet Ying, don't make things difficult for her" "If she's in any danger, protect her" "Yes" "Goodbye, Uncle" "Auntie Ying" "Iron Palm Clan doesn't offend you" "Why are you against us... and let the man and woman go?" "So what, I'm not afraid of you" "Then try my palm" "It's you, you hurt my son" "The same palm skills that hurt my child!" "What child?" "In the palace of Dali Country, ...you hurt my child" "Yes, years ago, in the palace of Dali Country" "I hurt a child" "I wanted Emperor Duan to save him" "How could I predict Emperor Duan ...would refuse to save his own son?" "!" "He's not his son, he's my son" "Who cares!" "I wanted him to lose his inner power for 5 years ...stopping him from martial arts contest at Mt." "Hua" "It's not a big deal, who'd still remember?" "I do" "Auntie Ying, you are no match for him" "Step back, let me tackle him" "I must take revenge" "Qiu is looking for us, I'm looking for him too" "He hurt little Yung;" "I'll take revenge for you" "Take care of Yung for me" ""Repenting arrogant dragon"" ""Dragon jumping over the depths"" ""Flying dragon in the heavens"" ""Dragon fighting in the wild"" ""Potential might of hidden dragon"" ""Tail moving dragon"" "You four kids still remember me?" "Chao Pai-tung?" "The Naughty one?" "I came back from Peach Island" "Many years ago, in the palace of Dali, ...you four treated me well" "So let me do you all a favor" "The places with Peach Flower are their weaknesses" "Just follow it and attack" "Man, how about I do you a favor too?" "Yes, that's right" "That's right" "Auntie Ying, oh my god!" "Chao Pai-tung, where are you off to?"

"I have no problem if you and Eric will remain friends but, if more than that, it will be more complicated" "Especially that you have a wife" "But I love him" "And you don't love your wife?" "Ate, I have a surprise for you" "What's that?" "Evelyn!" "Mommy!" "Tita, I love Lally because I'm comfortable with her" "She's my best friend, and mother to my kids." "But Tita until now, I'm still in love with your son" "You're gay, my son is also gay" "When you decided to take a wife," "You bound yourself to a lie." "Either you stay with your wife or leave her" "So you can be true to Eric and to yourself" "I don't approve of his affair with you." "Aren't you glad to see me finally happy?" "They are married, they are a family" "Do you think you will win?" "But he loves me, Ma!" "Someday, the truth will be revealed" "And when that happens, he will decide as a parent" "You cannot win this" "So for your sake, Eric, don't put yourself in this situation where you end up the loser" "Mommy, once our house is complete," "I want you to live with us" "I am your daughter and I want you to stay with me" "I know what I'm doing is wrong but I can't help it" "If I only knew that I could never get you out of my life" "I shouldn't have gotten married" "I should have waited for you" "I understand." "By the way, I will be out of here in 2 days" "But I won't be going home" "Should I give you my address?" "Yes!" "Yes, please" "Just promise me one thing okay?" "That you will come and see me, please?" "I will be there" "Vincent who are you talking to?" "I am Lally and this is the story of my husband and all the secrets he kept from me." "Sorry, I have to go." "I'll see you okay!" "Bye!" "I have a meeting with Mr. Ancheta on Wednesday." "He's our client until here you're still working" "Mom is leaving, can we drive her home?" "Sure, c'mon." "Hon?" "Uh?" "I just noticed, Sandra still looks beautiful, doesn't she?" "Even though she has aged since we last saw her." "So that's what attracts you now" "Those squatters in the convent." "Hon, she's not my type" "If I'm attracted to her, I would've have hid it from you" "It's nothing." "That's it!" "But it's not like that" "I just want her to stay here" "That's why I'm annoyed with you." "You know next time, when you invite someone to stay over with us" "Maybe you should also consult me" "And your daughter-in-law...so inconsiderate" "She invites her own mother to stay in their future home" "While I can only visit our grandchildren" "The nerve!" "Hon, the problem with you is that you always get jealous with everything." "Enough!" "Lally thinks and acts as if she owns everything we have here" "And now, her mother wants to benefit too." "You can't blame Lally." "She is her daughter." "And maybe she just wants her mother to live more comfortably, like that" "You know, I'm not sure if you're really kind or you're just faking it" "I don't care anymore" "Hon, do you really want to know who's kind here in our house?" "She pulled a fast one on me" "Who's there?" "Mommy?" "Mommy, I thought you were with Lally" "I was." "But I asked them to drive me back to the convent" "After they left, I asked permission from the nuns in the convent" "I thought it would be better if I stay here with you" "That is, if it's not too much trouble" "Of course, Ma." "You're welcome here" "Come, let's get inside" "Thank you so much!" "Give it to me Ma, I'll help you." "'My, 'My" "Daddy, is there something wrong?" "No 'My, I'm just too tired" "It's been a long day 'My." "For you, for me, for everyone" "That's why..." "We got to sleep." "Goodnight." "Uhmmm, Goodnight Mommy" "I told you, your husband has a Kalukadidang!" "(mistress)" "So, do you believe me now?" "Kalukadidang?" "What do you mean?" "Bessie, Kalukadidang." "You don't know what's a Kalukadidang?" "Kalukading...ahm...mistress, other woman, ladylove" "Kalukadidang" "You're making me paranoid" "My husband was not in the mood last night that's why he's cranky." "Tell you what maybe that's what happened to your sister when her husband started to fool around." "She defended him." "As if nothing, nothing, nothing was going on!" "Oh Vicky, stop it!" "I don't want to listen to your negativity." "What do you know about marriage, anyway, when you're single up to now." "Ouch..." "You know what Bessie" "I may not have a husband but I had several boyfriends" "And you know, based on experience" "Every time they cheat on me" "I always get a gut feeling even before I have proof" "So, I should know." "So, what are you saying?" "That there's more to what I'm sensing from Vincent?" "But of course!" "That's why Bessie, from now on you have to be vigilant" "As in, you have to be very, very, very vigilant" "You have to open your eyes, your ears and even your nose." "Who knows, you might smell something fishy" "Because otherwise, if you will ignore these" "You might just end up like your sister" "Now, do you like that?" "Your choice" "Sir, here are your utility bills." "Thank you!" "Do you need anything else?" "Stanley?" "Hey, Lally." "Why are you here?" "Is Vincent here?" "No, he hasn't been here yet." "Are you supposed to meet here?" "Not really" "I was hoping he could accompany me to the convent to visit my mom" "Ah..." "Excuse me!" "OK." "He's not answering?" ""Cannot be reached"." "He might have turned off his cellphone" "Maybe his battery is dead" "Don't worry, when he comes back, I'll tell him you passed by" "Okay, thank you" "Tita..." "What did they say, Danny?" "Why is my son no longer here?" "Who picked him up?" "Tita, according to the nurse who looks like Elvis Presley's heel..." "Eric himself signed his release form" "But they said they didn't see anybody with Eric" "Why, Tita?" "Why haven't they told us?" "Who else could be the reason?" "I'm sure he's with someone" "Tita, do you think Eric did not tell us because he will be meeting Vincent?" "What else could it be, Danny?" "What else could it be?" "Mommy also talked to me" "So I told myself that I'd stay away from you" "So that's why you felt so distant... when you answered your phone" "But still I cannot help it." "No matter what I do" "But I'm glad you took my call" "I can't help but think of Lally and how she was so good to me" "And at the end of the day your wife and your kids are your family and I don't want to take you away from them" "But deep in my heart" "I know that I just can't stay away from you" "Me too, Beh." "I can't" "Can I ask something from you?" "What is it?" "Don't ever leave me again, please?" "Sandra bid us goodbye last night and she said that she will live with her daughter and we thought that she's with you Lally." "But she's not with us, Sister." "Well, if she was not referring to you then who could it be?" "C'mon, time to eat." "Eric, did you cook this?" "No, I bought that on my way here" "I'll do it." "I'll do it." "Wait, I'm going to get some juice." "Are you expecting any visitors?" "Not really" "Wait." "Uh, give me a moment." "I'll put some clothes on." "Wait" "If your grandmother didn't bathe you, you wouldn't have taken a bath" "You're all grown-ups but you still want to be treated like babies" "Evelyn, let them be." "Don't scold your children." "Wear this one." "Besides, it's my first time taking care of my grandchildren" "Mommy, why didn't you tell me you were going to stay here." "Ah kids, why don't you go outside and play" "Don't go too far" "Shouldn't she have told ME?" "I'm the one living here Lally, not you." "So you think I don't have to know that Mommy's here?" "I looked like a fool at the convent earlier." "Well, you seem to think that money can buy you everything" "Evelyn!" "So what are you trying to say, Evelyn?" "That I'm trying to buy Mommy?" "How about you?" "Why are you even asking why she's here?" "Are you saying she should not stay here because our house is like this?" "That you're better than us so you're entitled to have her?" "What the heck!" "Are you two not going to stop?" "Lally, please understand." "I feel more comfortable here" "Here I only need to deal with your ate and her kids" "Unlike in your house" "What's more important is we're together" "And besides, you can visit anytime" "Right, Evelyn?" "Yes, of course!" "No matter how you look at it, what you're doing is wrong" "Ma, did you come here to scold us?" "I came here because I was so worried about you, Eric" "You suddenly disappeared from the hospital" "You didn't even tell us" "But Ma, I'm old enough to decide for myself" "Eric, you cannot stop Mommy from reprimanding you again and again" "What's the matter with you?" "Fine, then I'll keep on explaining again and again too" "But not now, Ma." "I'm sorry" "I have a visitor and I don't want to embarrass him." "Fine." "Let's end this conversation" "It's all up to you now." "Do what you want!" "Since you say you're both adults." "Don't tell me I didn't warn you." "Don't blame me!" "Don't blame me." "Eric, we'll go ahead." "Bye!" "Anak, you're so quiet" "Are you still upset with me?" "Even if my in-laws are like that, they're not bad people" "Also I was the first one who offered you to live with us" "So I can be with you." "Because I miss you so much." "But you chose not to stay with me" "Lally, I miss you too so much" "But you have a good life" "Between you and your sister, your sister Evenlyn needs me more" "And you know that, right?" "I'm sorry, Mommy" "Ignore what I said." "It was just a sulk." "Mommy, please take this." "No need." "I still have money." "I still have my allowance." "But Mommy, that's not enough." "Please, just take this" "Use this to buy new clothes or anything you need" "Please, Mommy." "For my peace of mind too." "Please" "Anak, thank you so much" "It was like yesterday when I was the one giving you money" "But now, you're the one giving me this" "And that's not the only thing I want to give you, Mommy" "Now that you're back, if there is anything you want that I can give, I will" "Thank you so much, anak" "You know anak, I was wrong about you" "Because I can see how good your life is" "And that's what's important to me" "All right, Mommy." "You take care of yourself." "Yes, Mommy." "Thank you" "I'm so sorry." "Because of me, you argued with your Mom." "I can decide for myself now, Vince." "Mama should know that by now." "I'm not a kid anymore." "And I know what's good for me." "Vince, good thing you passed by." "Are you okay?" "No, I feel responsible." "Responsible for what?" "For Eric." "Tita Sol is right, Dave." "She just wants what's best for her son." "What are you talking about?" "I don't understand you." "But I don't want Eric to change his mind either" "He still loves me, Dave" "And I love him so much too." "I want him to be a part of my life." "Vince, tell me areyouand Ericback together?" "Grandpa, will you fix my hair?" "What did you say?" "I don't know how to do that." "What do you think of me, a homo?" "Really, now." "Oh, how does this work?" "Look Grandpa, I've finish it off." "Hi, my loves!" "Mommy!" "Is Vincent home?" "No, not yet." "So who picked up the kids from school?" "Well, who else?" "Me, of course." "How annoying!" "I was supposed to meet my friend but Vincent called and asked me to pick up the kids." "And so I picked them up." "Did he tell you why he wasn't able to pick-up the kids?" "No he didn't, and I did not bother to ask." "Ok, stop what you're doing." "Snack time!" "OK, Grandpa!" "Oh, Diegs!" "Why is this empty?" "Did you finish this off?" "No, Grandpa." "O, come now." "Let's have a snack." "Mommy" "Go ahead!" "You two have big appetites." "Quickly" "Why did you have to confess this to me?" "Of all people, why am I the first to know?" "I don't know" "You're the only one I can talk to when it comes to things like this." "I have no one else to talk to" "Bullshit!" "I respected your decision to break up with me" "I accepted your wife, I befriended her." "I have learned to love your kids too." "And now you're telling me, you're also fooling your kids?" "Dave, I don't know." "I didn't mean for this happen." "So what's next?" "You want me to comfort you?" "To support you?" "Are you an asshole?" "Are we fooling each other here?" "Vince, I will not help you fool your family" "I've loved them like my own damn family!" "You better fix your decisions!" "He didn't even bother sending me a text." "To ask me if I'm OK" "For now, let us give Eric some space." "He's in love" "Sometimes you have to fall deeply into reality for you to wake up" "Any person, regardless of his status in life, will always feel that there's still something missing." "We never run out of space to fill in our lives." "It seems you've already decided to make your unit a love nest" "This HAS nothing to do with you, Ma." "It's my decision." "If you really want to stay with him and leave this house then go." "Now!" "I don't want to put Vincent in a tight spot but I think you should guard him carefully" "For the sake of your family, for all that you've done for your children" "Who texted you?" "You won't see anything." "There's nothing to hide." "If you're not hiding anything, give me your phone!" "So I'll know the truth." "Subtitles by MHLTeam2013 ^_^" "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED, NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE." "(c) GMA NETWORK PLEASE SUBSCRIBE"

"Coming out at a Catholic High school was pretty scary, but my school wanted me to feel more at home, so they put together a gay straight alliance, which is, honestly, kind of great because I've been wanting to find a place" "where I can hang out with other kids like me." " He's here!" " He's queer!" "Get used to it!" "I was supposed to say that." "Is this... is this all... this is all of us?" "Am I the only "G" in the GSA?" "So far." "Tell us everything." "When you're hooking up, what's second base?" "'Cause for us, it's boobs." "What's the gay version of boobs?" "Um, excuse me..." "For a second." "I think I forgot my gay wallet." "I told you they had those!" "How did you know that?" "My mom says I have gay intuition." "Oh, my god!" "While I've been trying to find people like me..." "Ever since her divorce news broke, my mom's been trying to avoid people like her." "Eileen!" "I heard about you and pat..." "Sorry, Nancy." "Ice cream, can't talk." "Bye!" "Eileen!" " How are you?" " Sorry, Suzie." "Paper towels, can't talk." "Bye!" " Eileen?" " Hey, Marcia." "Can't talk." "Bye!" "Can we please stop shopping at the German market?" "I mean, what is this stuff?" "It's bundnerfleisch." "It's air-dried meat cured with white wine and seasonings." "Nope." "I'm getting all meat and no" " wine off this thing." " Ugh." "When are you going back to the regular grocery store?" "When those gossiping hens stop staking me out in the parking lot." "Oh, I would so love a rotisserie hen right now." " Mmm." " Hey!" "Hi." "Hi." "Hello." "I'm here." " Yes, we see that." " Oh, no." "Aunt Jodi's having another one of her Ambien blackouts." " Hmm." " Jodi, you're awake!" " You're awake!" " Aunt Jodi!" " Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai!" " You're awake!" " You're awake!" " No." "I'm here for book club." "Oh, my gosh." "That's today?" "Um, no." "No, we have to cancel." "I can't face those women." "It's too late." "They'll be here in 30 minutes." "I can't be ready by then!" "I won't even be done chewing by then." "I-it takes 8 to 10 days to get ready for a book-club meeting." "I have to clean the house, find all the right snacks... cold apps, hot apps, palate cleansers... all wrapped up in a clever literary theme." "Oh, well, maybe today's theme could be "Panic and Shame."" "I have been avoiding these women, trying not to talk about my problems, but now these women are coming into my home." "How am I gonna not talk about my problems when my problem's sitting right here?" "Well, if you'd like, we could..." "Yes, please." "Don't be here." "I was gonna say, "Help Clean Up," but message received." "You know, it's her subtlety that I appreciate." " Can we leave, too?" " No!" "You and Shannon have to stay here and help me with book club." "Of all times not to be gay or divorcing you." "Hey, Dad, so, I was thinking, since we have the day..." "I am so sorry." "Are you alphabetizing three DVDs?" "Yeah, okay." "So, I've got "Evita," "Black Hawk Down,"" "and "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen,"" "but I can't decide if I want them in ascending or descending order." "Actually, "Evita's" mine, but keep it." "I've got the Blu-Ray." "So, you know how, whenever Mom wants us out of the house, we always go to Clifford's and we watch NASCAR?" "Yeah." "You want to go early?" "Actually, uh, I was thinking maybe we don't watch NASCAR, like, ever, and by "we," I mean the human race." "Oh, I get it." "I see what's happening." "Now that you're out, you don't want to do any of the things that you pretended to like before." "Uh-huh, like I stopped flossing post-divorce." "Sure, except mine is a reasonable..." "Decision." "Anyway, uh, it's just that lately," "I've been feeling like everywhere I go," "I am the only gay person." "Hmm." "We can go to Albert's and watch monster trucks." "Yeah, no, you are driving the wrong way down the street." "Oh, I got it." "There's a coffee shop that I pass sometimes when I'm on patrol, and it's not advertised as such, but I think they may be known in some underground circles as a gay coffee shop." "Do you mean the rainbow grind?" " That's the one." " That is, like, the gay coffee shop!" "I've been wanting to go there for a while." "You'd..." "Really take me?" "Of course I would." "Now, should I change, or should we match?" "Nah, maybe we shouldn't match, but it'd be fun to match." "I kind of love what I'm wearing, though." "Dad, have you never hung out with me before?" "I'm sorry, son." "I'm just super excited that a straight dad and a gay son can still bond... not that I was worried before because I was excited, but now I'm excited even more." "We should go." "Now, look this isn't gonna be easy, but the goal is to get through today without having to dredge up a lot of our personal family business." "I don't know, Mom." "T-these women are your friends." "These women are not my friends." "They're my book club, and I purposely chose tough, opinionated women who could see through a flimsy narrative." "Maybe you'd feel better if you talk about some of this stuff, have a good cry." "There's no crying in book club, not even when we read "The Fault in Our Stars."" "Don't even get me started on Augustus." "He..." "Do you see this?" "Do you see how he's being weak and vulnerable?" "There is no way I'm gonna act this way in front of those women, especially not Marcia Worthman." "You know she's ready to pounce." "So, you'll just stick to the book." "Which I haven't even read." "Luckily, I've read Hillary Clinton's "Hard Choices"" "several times, and I made a cheat sheet of provocative questions and talking points to help stimulate the discussion." "And I made the furniture into a circle, which is a square without it's arms and legs." "Okay, honey." "Good work... both of you." " Ta-da!" " Oh, good." "How did we do with the snacks?" "Did you come up with a theme?" "All I could find were Swedish fish, goldfish, and fish sticks." "What does that have to do with the book?" "She's a big female fish in a small male pond." "Right." "Of course." "So, now, if any one of the ladies tries to steer the conversation back toward our recent family problems," "Shannon's gonna shout something out about the book," "Jimmy will stuff their face with food, and, if it comes to that, Jodi can..." "Over-share about her..." "Very colorful life." "I don't know if I can do that." "It's been a really difficult week." "My ex-boyfriend just told me that he's still alive." "Well, that... that could work." "All right." "Here we are." "Ready for your first gay coffee shop?" "I was born ready." "In this case, literally." "I'm not ready." "I mean, this is my first time in the gay part of town." "What if they judge me?" "Am I wearing the right outfit?" "Should I have hit the gym before?" "Is there a gym inside the coffee shop?" "Um..." "Hello?" "Come on!" "I know I'm hotter than a 3.14159!" "Huh." "One medium soy latte for Robert." "There you go." "This is it?" "There's not even any wordplay on the menu." "Oh, I picked the wrong place, didn't I?" "This is what I have always wanted... a place where I'm not the odd man out." "No." "This is perfect." "It is?" "So I did good?" "Yeah." "You did great." "I mean, seriously, no "chai me a river"?" " It's right there!" " Shh-shh, shh-shh, shh-shh." "Mrs. Worthman, more fish?" "You know, isn't it funny how the two that aren't fish look more like fish than the one that actually is fish?" "Eileen, I think I speak for the group when I say, it is incredibly brave of you to have us here today." "Oh, Marcia." "Mom, remember how you were telling me your favorite chapter in "Hard Choices"" "was about Hillary's disagreement with the Saudi foreign minister over arming moderate elements of the Syrian opposition?" "Well, Shannon," "I think that's a very simplistic way of putting it." "But we should discuss it." "I thought your favorite chapter would be "A Fresh Start,"" "you know, considering a fresh start might be something you want." "Right." "Speaking of fresh starts," "I'm considering filing for bankruptcy." "What was your feeling about the book overall, Eileen?" "You know, I just..." "Just all those hard choices." "I kept thinking there might be some easy ones, but, no, they were all hard." "A choice comes along, and you think, "well, this one's gonna be a snap."" "But, no, you know?" "So..." "It's another toughie." "We've been through 14 books together." "You don't have to pretend for us." "Oh." "I started a wildfire in a national park!" "Jodi, I've got this." "Fine." "I can see we're not gonna be able to move on until you've heard it from me, so, yes, my son is gay and I'm getting a divorce and my husband lives in the basement." "And, yes, I have been avoiding you all at the grocery store, which is why there's paper towels in the bathroom instead of toilet paper." "Perfect Eileen is flawed." "And my life is in chaos." "Which is why I have not read this book." "Hmm." "I didn't read the book." "I didn't read the book, either." "If I'm being honest, I-I've never read a book." "Wow." "I guess I'm not the only one." "We're all in the same boat, Eileen." "Thank you for making it okay to share." "Can we all please get back to the book?" "You know, Marcia, I think we've talked enough about the book." "I'd like to hear more about Fran's adult illiteracy." "I've never been around this many gay people in one place... 27, not counting the baby because we don't know yet." "Feels good to just blend in." "Ahh." "This place is fun, huh?" "And, look, there's fathers and sons all over the place." " Oh, no, Dad, those aren't..." " Oop, now I see it." "Um..." "But those guys are playing "Settlers of Catan."" "They're about my age." "I was gonna go over there" " and talk to them." " Yeah!" "Do you think you... you could..." "Oh, I get it." "I get it." "Cramping your style." "I understand." "I'm just gonna pay for this "Tegan and Sara" CD, and I'll be out of here, okay?" "Pat O'Neal, what are you doing here?" "Hey, Zack!" "What's up?" " Man, what's going on?" " Not much." "Oh, I haven't seen you since" " you transferred, right?" " Yeah." "Gosh." "How's Christie?" "Oh, um, maybe you haven't heard." "Uh, I came out, so Christie is, uh, mad and, uh, divorcing me." "Well, that's a... that's a bit of a curveball, Zack, and I'm gonna throw one right back at ya." "I'm getting a divorce, too." "Uh, and my, uh... my boy, Kenny, recently came out, as well." " Hey." "Hi." " Hey." "So, I knew about this coffee shop." "We thought we'd swing by and check it out." "Well, this place is pretty much the heart of the gayborhood." "Hey!" "Now there's the wordplay this place is missing." "What else should we be doing?" "Oh, lots." "We got, uh... we got gay karaoke." "We got gay yoga." "We got gay Vegas, but you have to go to Vegas for that." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Uh, do you have anything else going on today?" "Well, actually, a group of us are going over to play gay dodgeball." "Yeah, it's probably the most fun all week." "I mean, you should join." "It's all ages." "Yeah, that actually sounds amazing." "Uh..." "Is it cool with you, Dad?" "I don't see why not?" "I can't believe it." "This is what I've always dreamed of... hanging out in boystown with my own group of gay friends." "Let's dodge some balls." "And my dad?" "I mean, I guess, deep down, I knew that pat and my problems couldn't be resolved after our first therapy session." "I would pay anyone anything to listen to my problems." "Only therapy I've tried is aromatherapy." "Even that felt like defeat." "Eileen, who's your therapist?" "Larry and I are on the outs, too." "I'll get his card." "I'm actually a licensed therapist in Japan." "I did not see this going this way." "I thought all those women would be against me, but now that I've opened up, they're all on my side." "It's like after Hillary lost the Iowa caucus in '08." "Then she cried, and everyone rallied around her in New Hampshire." "You have made yourself relatable." "Whatever's happened, the women are sharing." "And Nancy spent her son's entire college fund on draftkings... all $40 of it." "Maybe I am this kind of person who opens up and talks about their feelings." "Maybe I can be their..." "What's the word?" " "Friend"?" " That's it!" "Huh." "Hmm..." "Tall guy, let's go." "Yeah!" "Okay, next, I take Dr. Filbert because I owe him $3,000 in medical bills." "Hey." "Thanks again for the shorts, Dr. Filbert!" "Hmm..." "Oh, this is a tough one." "Is it?" "Is it, Dad?" "Well, on one hand, Kenny is my son." "On the other hand, I choose Doug." " Yes!" " Seriously?" "Oh, don't look at me like that." "It's just a game... a game that I have to win, which I can't with you." "Love you." "Mean it." "Picked last again." "The only difference between gay dodgeball and straight dodgeball is that I'm wearing someone else's shorts." "So, we're texting, and then he just disappears." "Apparently, that's called "ghosting."" "And then he shows up, and he says to me... he says, "I'm alive." "Can I have a free haircut?"" "Jodi, look at me." "Ghosts..." "Don't..." "Get..." "Haircuts." "Block his number, you know why?" "Because ain't nobody got time for that." "Eileen, you're so emotionally intelligent!" "I wish I would've come to you sooner with my problems." "Why?" "So you could throw a pity party two months ago?" "Marcia, you know, everyone else has been sharing." "Is there anything you want to talk about?" "Things are going quite well in my world." "Thank you." " Everything's fine, no problems?" " Zero." "It's funny because I heard that your sister's fast-food franchise has been struggling." "Turns out there's nothing fast about a drive-through salad bar." "But she's working through it." "You know, I think it's safe to say this is not the book club that we signed up for." "Everyone else seems to be having a great time." "Well, I vote for it going back to being a regular book club where the focus is on the book." "I think you're the only one not getting something out of this, but if you want to put it to a vote, everyone who agrees with Marcia, raise your hands." "Fran, come on!" "I..." "Think I vote with Eileen." "Oh, my god." "Everyone who agrees with me?" "Yes." "Well..." "I've had about enough of this." "And by the way..." "You are no longer allowed to use my Barnes Noble discount." "Hmph!" "You know, I think that's the first time I've ever voted." "What is Barnes Noble?" "Well, ladies, I think this was a very successful meeting, and we should end it on a high note." "So, we'll see each other next month." "But there's still so much to talk about." "We just scratched the surface of Fran's relationship with her mom." "Wait, what?" "We're still talking?" "Guess who has a case of Charles Shaw in her trunk!" " Yes!" " No." "No!" " No!" " No." "I dodge bullets for a living!" "You're gonna have to try harder than that!" "Ooh, sorry, Kenny!" "No, no, no, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm sure I can relearn how to read and write, eh?" "Ow!" "Okay, okay!" "I'm out!" " And proud!" " Shut up, Zack!" "This sucks." "My fun introduction to the gayborhood has turned into my worst nightmare." "Meanwhile, my stupid dad's become the mayor of boystown." "Watch out!" "No!" "If only you were Asian, pat." "What?" "You're back in, Kenny!" "No, you're not!" "Ow!" "I am your son by blood!" "Don't hate the player!" "Hate the game!" "I hate both... the game and the player... who's not even supposed to be here!" "I mean, you're not even gay!" "You're not gay?" "This is gay dodgeball." "You can't play if you're not gay." "But I made him, and he's gay." "Should've picked me." " Cheers." " Cheers." "I did it." "I called Larry, and I told him, it's over." "Do you have an extra bed?" "I'm totally happy to bunk with you... if you have a pillow top." "Are those my slippers?" "We have the same-size feet." "We can share shoes all the time." " Let's have a sleepover!" " Yes!" "I just want to get away from the diapers." "It's so much." "There's probably poop on my dress." "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "You know, there's coasters there you could be using." "Thanks." "Let's open another bottle!" "I cannot believe these women." "They're lying around on my couch, drinking my wine, acting like they live here." "I know." "That's my thing." "I'm surprised you're sober." "I prefer to be the only one drinking." "I don't like to see myself in other people." "Mom, this party's getting out of hand." "Someone just kissed the pope plate, and now it's covered in lipstick and dorito dust." "By the way, your April is all booked up now." "There is a Saturday free in May, but if Suzie finds an Airbnb in Yosemite that fits 12, you're screwed." "Well, I can't do this." "This is why I didn't want to be vulnerable." "Vulnerability is disgusting." "Plus, it's wearing my slippers." "Oh, Marcia was right." "I ruined book club!" "It's okay to admit your mistakes." "Hillary admitted she was wrong about invading Iraq." "It's all right here." "Will someone please read the book?" " Mm." " Eileen?" "Grab some matches." "We're writing down our greatest fears and then burning them." "Now, that does sound fun." "Easy, guys." "Zack, I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, man, but, come on, labels shouldn't matter." "I kind of feel like a-a straight guy on a gay team means love wins?" "Don't do that." "No, look, rules are rules." "We don't even let lesbians play." "You know, maybe you should just go try your luck over at desperate divorced dads dodgeball." "Wait, is that really a thing?" "'Cause I'm seriously interested." "Can you believe that?" "He's kicking me out." "Yeah." "Yeah, I can believe it, and he should." "Wait a minute." "What..." "Is this about something more than dodgeball?" "You completely steamrolled all over my day." "You just invited yourself along, and then you picked Doug over me." "Oh, but, Kenny, look at him." " He's a god." " Mmm, I know." "He's like a more approachable Jason Derulo, but stop trying to distract me." "Just go home, and I will meet you there." "Come on, Kenny." "Fine." "If that's what you want." "It is." "This is my community!" "These are my friends!" "They understand me!" "Game on, twink!" "Filbert, we are on the same team!" "Thanks for meeting me." "Wow, it's really empty here." "Yeah, well..." "As you know, my sister's salad-bar franchise is doing very poorly." "What did you want to talk about?" "Well, I wanted to meet in person so there's no evidence we had this conversation, but..." "I'm conceding my win." "I don't want those women." "The book club is all yours." "Are you kidding me?" "I don't want them." "They're a real whiny group." "I know!" "Ain't nobody got time for that." "Well, we finally agree on something." "That feels weird." "Maybe we could start a new book club where we're pleasant, but distant." "And people's private problems stay private... including mine." "Agreed." "But to be clear, we still hate each other, right?" "Oh, of course." "That's our thing." "Will you buy something from my sister's salad-bar franchise?" "Sure." "Will you add avocado?" "If I must." "Maybe toss a protein on there." "Pump the brakes, Marcia." " Dad, do you have a second?" " Sure." " How was the game?" " Uh, actually," "Dr. Filbert got a nose bleed that wouldn't stop, so we had to call the game early." "Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry I stole your thunder today." "That's okay." "I don't think that's the group of gays" "I was looking for." "Actually, it turns out, Saturday is gay NASCAR." "Oh, I love NAS..." "Nope." "Look, Dad, I'm sorry I outed you." "I know that you were having fun." "No, you don't need to apologize." "I'm the one that's sorry." "I mean, I..." "Just got so caught up in trying to help you find your community that I didn't even realize I needed one, too." "Well, you did help me." "And I wouldn't have gone in the coffee house if it wasn't for you, so thanks." "I will say, I kind of ruled the gayborhood." " Yeah." " Right?" "By the way, as it turns out, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"... not about fishing." "About Madonna taking over Argentina." "You know, you have the DVDs in the wrong cases, Dad." " Ah." " Yeah," ""Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"" " is not a musical." " I got it, I got it." "All right, Dad, here we are." "Uh, just great." "They all got cool shoes on." "Hey, buddy, we'll get you new shoes when you wear these ones out." "I don't know about this." "Oh, these guys look like they all know each other already." "Well, you want us to go in with you?" "No, it's fine." "It's single-dad dodgeball, not kids-of-divorce dodgeball." "Wait, does that exist?" " Go get 'em, champ!" " Remember to stand up straight, tiger!" "Shh!" "I told you not to talk to me in front of the other dads!"

"Hot baby, that was the one!" "Goodbye darling, I must leave you..." "Ted!" "Yes, darling?" "Stop that noise!" "Snappy's singing, honey." "I know he is." "That's the noise I want stopped." "You know how women are." "She don't understand." "I know, not artistic." "Drink?" " Good idea." " Help yourself." "No. no." "It's your booze." "You pour it." " Wait a minute." "Not so much." " What's the matter?" "Amy don't like me to drink so much." "You ain't afraid of your wife, are you?" "Me?" "I should say not." "No wife's going to tell me what to do." "If I want to drink, I'll drink!" "Down the hatch!" "Yeah!" "And if I want to sing, I'll sing!" " What do you think about that?" " That's the stuff!" "Good old Biff Grimes!" "Ain't nobody gonna tell me nothing." "Biff!" " Yes, dear?" " Do you want me to come out there?" "You can stay in there, honey." "Say..." "She's got her fighting clothes on today, ain't she?" "That's something that ought to be in the marriage laws." "I'd put it in all the marriage laws!" "I'd say to all women who were getting married," ""Look here you, mind you own business!"" ""And leave your husbands alone."" "Right!" "Good old Snappy." "Ain't many mouths as big as mine." "Don't see how it could be, but it is." "That's it!" "Hold still." "Funny..." "Amy never was like that in the old days." "I know." "We had good times in the old days, didn't we? Remember Avery Park?" "Sure I remember Avery Park." "Who doesn't?" "What do I sing, something sad or comic?" "Comic." "In the good old Summertime," "In the good old Summertime." "Cut that out!" "What's the matter?" "You know what's the matter!" "That song." "Oh, yeah." "You know something, Biff?" "What?" "Bet you could have married Virginia if it wasn't for Hugo Barnstead." "I didn't care anything about her." "Haven't I got Amy?" "Haven't we been married for...aw, shucks." "I didn't care anything about Virginia." "We was just good friends." "Good friends?" "Hey, she was pretty sweet on you." "You could have married her too, if Hugo Barnstead hadn't cut you out." "Alright, I could have." "And I would have too, if it hadn't been for him." "He did it." "Hey Snappy, I want to tell you something." "There ain't any crime in the world like stealing another man's girl." "I've done a lot of things, but I've never done that." "Word of honor, I've never done that." "Hugo Barnstead." "I'd like to get my hands on him." "Would you really like to, Biff?" "Would I!" "Now's your chance." "Who's chance?" "What?" "They are in town." "Who?" "Hugo and Virginia." "Got in this morning." "I seen them on the street." " How'd she look?" " Who?" "Virginia!" "Aw, swell." "She looked kinda unhappy though." "Hugo looks like business." "You're the one she should have married, Biff." " You're a big man, Biff." " You know Snappy, a man needs a change." "Got to change if he's going to grow." "Ain't that right?" "Bet your life that's right." "And that goes for everything." "Even his wife." "That's right!" "Biff Grimes is a big man." "I want to grow." "Virginia is the one you should have married, Biff." "I know." "Hugo Barnstead." "I know how you feel, Biff." "Sure you do, pal." "A man always understands." "Down the hatch." "How about another little song?" "One of them sweet, humble songs." "Sad or comic?" "Sad, I guess." "Sad?" "Right." "Goodbye, little girl, goodbye." "Don't cry, little girl, don't cry." "Biff?" "Yeah?" "Are you going to take me walking?" "In 5 minutes." "I've been sitting in this place all afternoon, and you making all that noise." "Let me give you some advise, Snappy." "Don't ever marry an old-fashioned woman." "You pick out a woman and you say," ""Are you old-fashioned?"" "If she says "yes", you say," ""Sorry." "I'll never be able to grow."" "Women don't like me, Biff." "Have a drink." "That's enough." "Down the hatch." "You know what I'm gonna do?" "Ought to be filled." "I going to put on my Sunday best and look up Hugo Barnstead and I'm gonna say, "Look here Hugo Barnstead, I'm..."" "I'm gonna say, "Look here, Hugo."" ""I've got a bone to pick with you."" "Answer it." "Dirty, stinking little...." "You shoulda had her, Biff." "Hello?" "Dentist Office." "Tooth pulled?" "I don't know." "I don't pull teeth on Sunday unless it's a child." "Dr. Grimes doesn't pull teeth on Sunday unless it's a child." "He's..." "Oh. hello Dick." "Dick Martin from the Jesse Hotel wants to talk to you." " Alright." "What does he want?" " Just a minute, Dick." "Hello, Dick!" "Yeah, it's Biff." "No, never work on Sunday unless it's a..." "What?" "What did you say that name was?" "It's Hugo Barnstead." "Hello, Dick." "Alright, I'll see him." "Send him right over." "You ain't gonna pull his tooth, are you?" "Yeah." "I'm gonna pull his tooth." "So long, Biff." " Where are you going?" " Back to my shop." "Got a sign to paint." "You're going to stay right here." "How do I look?" "Do I look like I've been drinking?" "You look alright, Biff." "Hugo Barnstead." "Coming to good old Biff Grimes to have his tooth pulled." "Come on Hugo Barnstead and get your tooth pulled." "Tell them the doctor will be back in just a minute." "Downer?" " Hello, Hugo." " Well..." "What are you doing here?" "Got a bad tooth too?" "Mine's terrible." "Hurts like the deuce." "Kept me awake all night." "See?" "This one up here." "Hugo, If I was you I wouldn't..." "Here's the doctor now." "Biff!" "Hello, Hugo." "Well!" "So you did get to be a dentist after all." " It's been a long time, Hugo" " Yes it has." "Got an awful toothache, Biff." "Kept me awake all night." "Yes." "In the chair, please." "A dentist in Pittsburgh pulled these 7 up here." " Nice job, don't you think?" " Yeah." "In the chair." "They're up on this side." "Dentist in Detroit pulled these 5 down here." "See them?" "Hurt when he pulled them too." "You won't hurt me, will you Biff?" "You'll never feel it." "I want gas." "You'll get gas." "Let's see, which one is it?" "Hold that, will you Snappy?" "Inhale through the nose just as deeply as you can." "Fill up the lungs!" "Deep." "Has been a long time, hasn't it Biff?" "What?" "You, me and Avery Park Virginia..." "Inhale!" "I remember it all just like it was yesterday." "You thought that you were going to marry Virginia." "Didn't you, Biff." "But I fooled you." "I fooled you." "Yeah." "You fooled me." "But you're not going to fool me now." "Avery Park!" "Yesterday." "Sure, it was yesterday..." "Come on, Biff!" "We can't keep them waiting!" "You won't catch me hurrying up to meet some old girl!" "I'm Biff Grimes and if they don't want to wait for me, they don't have to!" "He's got wonderful manners!" "He had vanilla on and he smelt so nice." "He said, "I've got a friend, do you have one?"" "I said, "Yes!" Thinking of you, of course." " Do you think he'll like me?" " He'll fall in love when he sees you." "Maybe you'll fall in love with him too." "Why, Virginia." "I'd die." "Tell the truth, weren't you ever in love with a boy?" " Why, Virginia..." " You can tell me." "I won't tell anybody." "When I was very young, that's a long time ago, of course," "I was in school and this boy..." "I don't know, he..." "He never even looked at me." "Who was this boy?" "Biff Grimes." "Biff Grimes!" "That big bully who hangs around Goldstein's Drug Store?" "Amy, he's terrible!" "I heard that he smokes cigarettes!" "That was a long time ago, of course." "Biff!" "There they are now!" "Wait!" "We ain't gonna be fools!" "We're not going over there right away or they'll think we're crazy about them." "We came to see them, didn't we?" "Yeah, but we got to circle them first." "Anybody knows that." "Oh, alright." "There they are." " Oh my heavens!" " What?" "It's Biff Grimes!" " Virginia, I can't stay here!" " You can't run away now!" "Come on, Biff." "Come on!" " How will we do it?" " What do you mean?" "Should we pretend that we just ran into them or act like we knew they were there." "They know we're going to meet them!" "Who's going to say "hello" first, you or me?" "Guess maybe I better." "I made the date." "Now listen, we won't say a word." "We'll just let them pass." "If they don't speak, we won't speak." "Just drop your eyes." "Drop my eyes?" "That will show them we're good girls and they can't trifle with us." "I know the one with the flowers in her hat." "I always wanted to meet her." "Here they come!" "My Father which art in Heaven...." "But I got her first!" "Never mind who got her first, she's duck soup for me!" "Say something!" "Give me time!" "Hello!" "Oh, hello!" "Hello." "Nice day." "Yes." "Yes." "Say something familiar." "It might rain." "That's right." "That's right." "Paper didn't say so." "I looked in the paper this morning." "Paper said, "fair and warmer."" "I didn't read the paper!" "Neither did I." "You dropped something!" "What?" "You dropped something." "Even if the sun wasn't shining, it would still be a nice day." "They don't care about the sky!" "They want to meet me." "That's the way I always start conversations." "This, uh this is a friend of mine I brought along." "This is, uh, this is Biff Grimes." "Hi!" "Let me see, you name is Miss..." "Virginia, ain't it?" "How did you know my name is Virginia?" "That's for me to know and you to find out." "How about it, Hugo?" "What, uh..." "What's your friend's name?" "This is Miss Lind." "Amy, this is..." "What did you say your name was?" "Barnstead." "My name is Grimes." "Biff Grimes." "How do you do?" "Didn't I used to know you?" "I was in school with you once." "I remember now." "You were a funny-looking little thing then." "Remember them red flannel drawers you used to wear?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean nothing." "Guess we all looked funny when we were younger." "I always liked you, Biff." "Amy!" "I guess I shouldn't have said that." "You could have waited!" "I'm sorry, Biff." "That's alright." "I guess all the girls were crazy about me then." " How about taking a walk?" " Yeah!" "You take the little one, Hugo." " Have some gumdrops?" " No thank you." "I don't care for them." "You're the first girl that ever turned Biff Grimes down on gumdrops." "Come on!" "That's a nice name, Virginia." "I'm glad you like it." "I bet you don;t know where they got it from." "State of Virginia." "That's where Abraham Lincoln was born." "I guess you didn't know that!" "Very few people do!" "Wonderful!" "Now remember, start the pig on count 5." "Are you ready?" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Oh, please!" "Get him!" "The winner, Biff Grimes!" "Biff, I knew you could do it!" "I was easy, I..." "Where did Virginia and Hugo go?" "I don't know. what a beautiful little pig!" "Where did they go?" "Who?" "Virginia." "Hugo and Virginia." "I don't know...they were here." "That's a dirty trick." " Hi, Biff!" " Give me a package of Sen-Sen." "Where you going, Biff?" "Well, I got to see a man..." "You don't mean Mr. Virginia, do you Biff?" "Leave her name out to this." "You mean Virginia?" " Don't you say that name here!" " But Biff..." "There's a lot of Virginias..." "About to auction off those baskets." "I'd like to know who I'm going to eat with." "Who's basket do you want to get?" "Well...who's do you think?" "Amy, you've seen Virginia's basket haven't you?" "Can you tell me?" "Do you see the...the big one over there?" "The one with the purple ribbon?" "We don't have purple ribbon at our house." "All we have is white ribbon." "Oh, now I went and told, didn't I?" "The one with the big white ribbon on it?" "Hi folks!" " Have you seen Biff Grimes?" " Not tonight I haven't." "Priscilla and I are going on the merry- go-round." "Want to come along?" "Want to go?" "I'd love to!" " Want to come along Amy?" " I think I'll stay here." "We'll be right back." "Goodbye, Amy." "I'm going to catch a ring." "Come on, Priscilla." "Why Biff, I..." "I didn't expect to see you!" "You seen Virginia?" "Yes." "She and Hugo went to the merry-go-round." "Biff, they'll be right back." "They will, huh?" "Did you..." "Did you bring anybody, Biff?" "I was supposed to bring Virginia, but... she came on ahead with Hugo." "I'd have waited if I was in her place." "How do you know which basket is which when you bid on them?" "You're not supposed to know." "I can tell you which one is mine if you want me to." "Do you know which one is Virginia's?" "Yes." "She told Hugo which one was hers." "It's the big one on the end with the white ribbon on it." "She told Hugo?" "You're not supposed to do that." "The name's on them, is that it?" "The name's on a card pinned on." "But I tell you, mine had a white ribbon on it!" "Maybe they got mixed up." "Alright..." "I was fighting tonight." "I had good reason." "Biff Grimes ain't letting anybody pass no remarks!" " Well," "I don't like it!" "I'm sorry, Virginia." "If you don't like it, I won't fight anymore." "I promise!" "Virginia, won't you give me a chance?" "Honest, I'm crazy about you." "Why don't you go with Amy Lind?" "She likes you." "I don't care anything about her." "Virginia, you're the one I really want." "And when I think about you going around with anybody else..." "Hugo Barnstead's not going to cut me out!" "You don't own me, Biff Grimes!" "He better keep away from you!" "I don't like him!" "He's a sneak!" "Hugo Barnstead's not a sneak." "He's a perfect gentleman." "I'm studying to be a dentist, ain't I?" "Dentist!" "Yes, a dentist." "Look" " I'll show you." "Snappy did it for me." "For when I open my shop." "The "L" is for Lucius." "That's my real name." " They just call me Biff." " If you don't mind, I think I'll eat." "Biff sure knows how to pick them, don't he?" "Funny how a cute girl takes up with rough company, ain't it?" "Certainly is." "She can't be any good if she runs around with him!" "No Biff, stop it!" " That last remark..." " What?" "That last remark." "I don't like it!" " What are you going to do about it?" " Stand up!" " You promised!" " Get up, understand?" "Get up!" "Biff, he's got a knife!" "Fighting again in my place..." "Out with him!" "Lay a hand on me and I'll drop you!" "I'll get out by myself and I don't need any help." "Let's go." "No." "I never want to see you again, Biff Grimes!" "You're a big bully!" "I'll see you in Avery's Park." "Wednesday night at 8 o'clock." "All aboard!" "Say Virginia, what about Biff Grimes?" "I forgot." "He wanted me to meet him tonight in Avery's Park." "Biff Grimes is sitting in Avery's Park waiting for the bride!" "What do you say we go over and give him the news?" "We'll get a keg of beer and have more fun..." "And another thing, Virginia... if I say I'm going to be some place at such and such a time...why..." "I'm at that place at such and such a time." "Hello, Biff." "What are you doing here tonight?" "I just came over." "You seen Virginia?" "I don't think she can get here tonight, Biff." " Did she tell you to say she couldn't?" " No." "Would you like to..." " Would you like to walk around a little?" " No, I'll wait here for Virginia." "I told her this is where I'd be waiting." "Biff," " What?" " Let's you and me.." "let's take a walk." "What for?" "Well, so if Virginia comes you wouldn't be here." "She'll think you're going with someone else." "I wouldn't do that to Virginia." "Please, Biff!" "No, that wouldn't be fair." "Who's that coming?" "Biff, I wanted to tell you." "Well, I guess Amy told you all about it." "About what?" "You know what" " Hugo and Virginia!" " What about them?" " They got married that's what!" "They what?" "Sure." "Tonight." "Took the 7:49 for Toledo." "You had a date with her." "We know." "No, I did not." "Why, she's a nice little girl... and all that, but I was..." "I was... fixing it up with her for Hugo." "Wasn't I, Amy?" "I'll tell you how much he was waiting her for Virginia." "Biff is engaged to me!" "We didn't know that, Biff." "Well, you know it now." "Come on, Amy." "Who's idea was this anyway?" "I'm sorry, Biff." "Leave me alone." "I'm awful sorry, Biff." "That's alright." "Hurts, don't it?" "Guess it does." "Sure it does." "Hugo Barnstead." "I hope he chokes!" "Don't say that." "It isn't nice!" "I can't help it." "Pretty, ain't it?" "I tried to tell you, Biff." " That's why I came down here." " That's alright." "I guess I shouldn't have said that about us being engaged, but" "I thought if I didn't they would think you were waiting for Virginia and..." "That was alright." "Of course, I..." "You don't have to be if you don't want to." "Would you want to be?" "If you do." "Would you get married?" "If you want it I would." "They're not the only people that can get married." "I got a job." "It ain't much, but it's enough." "Of course it is." "I'm going to be a dentist too!" "When I finish studying, I am." " I'm going to be a bigger man than Hugo ever will be!" " I know you will, Biff!" "Come on, let's do it!" "You mean get married?" "Right now?" "Sure!" "They did it." "All we got to do is go to a justice of the peace." "You mean tonight?" "Yes!" "You said you would if I wanted to." "You aren't scared, are you?" "I'm not scared of anything with you." "Come on!" "What's the matter?" "Don't you... don't you want to kiss me?" "Yes." "Sure." "I met him on the street this morning." "You should have seen the airs!" ""Ah, Downer." "Nice to see you again."" "I'd like to have died!" "Virginia with him?" "Yes." "He's going to be your boss for a couple of months." "His uncle sent him to take charge of the factory for awhile." "Just wait until I see him!" "He's only been gone from here 2 years and the way he talks!" " How's Virginia?" " Prettier than ever!" "And dressed up!" "How was she dressed?" "Red." "How's Amy?" "She's alright." "Hello, Virginia." "How are you?" "I'd rather not talk about it, Hugo." "If you don't mind." "Please." "Is that so?" "Hi, hon." "I was beginning to worry about you." " I'm late?" " Not much, a little." "Saw Snappy Downer on the way home." "Stopped and..." " had a little talk with him." " What did he have to say?" "Nothing much." "Virginia and Hugo got in this morning." "Is that so?" "I got a letter from Mother today." "How's the old lady getting along?" "She's lost everything she had." "Even the old house in Evansburg." "She wants to come here." "That's alright." "She can live here with us." "We've got room." " How's she look?" " I haven't seen her yet!" "Virginia, I mean." "Alright..." "She looked fine." "She's got some beautiful clothes." "You're gonna have some nice clothes too." "You wait and see!" " Biff Grimes!" " You think you're not?" " Your ears!" "This is what I call a real feast!" "Everything I like!" "Scrapple and baking powder biscuits and squash." "Well, I'm a son-of-a-gun!" "Even blueberry pie!" "Mrs. Grimes, you're alright!" "Don't you know what day this is, Biff?" "Tuesday." "Well, what go you know?" "Two years, huh?" "Why Amy, what are you crying about?" "Nothing." "Just because I'm happy I guess." "Oh Biff, I love you an awful lot!" "Well, well, well!" "Caught you turtle-doving, eh?" "Well, Mr. Grimes!" "Haven't you anything to say to me?" "Sure." "You're looking fine, Biff." "Handsomer than ever." "Is that so?" "Well, Biff..." " How are you?" " I'm fine, Biff, fine." "Today's a big day for all of us, eh?" "You know what today is, don't you Biff?" "Tuesday!" "Oh, yeah sure." "Two years ago tonight..." "Were you...were you planning something special?" " We were..." " Never mind what they were planning!" "Come along!" "We're going to give you a treat, Biff!" "Amy, we're having an Anniversary Dinner in our hotel suite and we thought..." "I've got some things getting fixed up you've never heard of!" "City dishes!" "Brought them along especially for tonight!" "I've got some pate de foie gras." "That's a French dish." "Imported straight from Paris!" "Also got some caviar." "You heard of caviar?" "Sure I have!" "What did you think?" "We were going to have dinner here, Hugo." "Never mind that!" "You can eat dinner here any day!" " Do you want to go Biff?" " Please, Biff!" "We're counting on you!" " It's alright with me." "I don't care." " That's it, Biff!" "Come on." "Let's go!" " I'll have to fix up a little." " No, now don't you bother!" "We're having dinner in our suite." "That dress is perfectly alright." "Say, speaking of dresses... what do you think of the one Virginia has on?" "I think it's beautiful." "I'm buying Amy one for her birthday." "Got it picked out too." " It won't take me a minute." " Don't go to any trouble, darling." " I guess we really should have told you." " That's alright." "Shall we sit down?" "Sure, yeah." "We went to the opera in New York, Biff." "Heard Caruso." "Best opera singer I've ever heard." "Virgie, what was the tune he sang that went hum, hum..." "You're studying to be a dentist, I see." "Yes." "I get my diploma in 6 months." " Oh, that's splendid, isn't Lucius?" " Yes, I..." "Look here, Biff - if you would give up this hare-brained idea of yours of wanting to be a dentist, why maybe I could get you a good job at the factory." "How can you talk like that?" "Biff wants to be a dentist!" " Not a wagon-maker." " You let me handle this!" "I'm going to help them get away from all this kind of living." " Stop it!" "What's the use of pretending, Virginia?" " You saw the way Amy looks." " You better let me worry about Amy." "Hugo, you know what you promised me." " I don't care what I promised!" "Biff Grimes is in no position to be bull-headed!" "Now look here, Biff." "You work along with me, and I'll make you some money." "You know the men." "You mingle with them." "Come to me and report about them." "Tell me the ones I should fire." "Particularly the old-timers who have slowed up." "Come and tell you who you should fire?" " People that's been there a long time?" " That's it!" "Want me to do spy work for you, huh?" "So that's what you call it?" "See, that's what I get for trying to help him." "I didn't ask for any help." " Loo here, Biff!" " Hugo you're making a fool of yourself!" "A fool for inviting Biff to have dinner with us!" "Serves me right for trying to treat an employee as an equal!" "You don't need to try any longer!" "I didn't ask you here!" "Come on, Virginia!" "Same old Biff Grimes." "Always looking for trouble!" "Don't forget the Phoenix Buggy factory pays you a living!" "What's the use?" "Come on, Virginia!" "Bye, Amy." "Don't worry about it." "I can manage him." "I'm sorry, Amy." "Goodbye, Biff." "Goodbye." "Nice of you to tell them you were going to get that dress for me, Biff." "I'm gonna get it for you too!" "He makes me sick, coming around here putting on airs." "Him and his pate de foie gras and his champagne and stopping in fine hotels." "We're gonna stop in fine hotels too." " Sure we are, Biff." " He heard Caruso..." "We're gonna hear Caruso too!" "You're gonna look as nice as Virginia does!" "Makes me sick putting on airs just because his uncle has money and a wife like Virginia and..." "If you've got anything to say, go and see Mr. Barnstead!" "I've seen enough of him to last me the rest of my life!" "And he didn't fire me!" "I quit!" " Anytime Hugo Barnstead thinks..." " I'll finish it for you!" "Hugo Barnstead can do anything he wants in this factory!" "You're incompetent and you're through!" "Incompetent, am I?" "Let me tell you something..." "Hello, Amy." "Glad to see you, Ma." "You're awful good to take me in after all I've said." "That's all right." "We'll get along." "You know, you get better looking everytime I see you." "Biff, you didn't have any trouble, did you?" "Why no!" "Shouldn't you be working?" "I just came out...for a minute." "I thought maybe you'd be going by." "I'll be getting back." "My, he's nice!" "Could I speak to you alone, Mr. Barnstead?" "Anything you have to say, you can say in front of Mr. Jackson here." "Look Hugo, Mr. Barnstead, I mean." "You see, my mother-in-law is coming to stay with us and" "I've always worked hard and I'll work even harder if I have to." "You can have your job back." "That's fine, Mr. Barnstead." "Thanks!" "Now, what are the names of the men I ought to get rid of?" "Oh, I wouldn't do that!" " I don't want to be a..." " Go on, get out!" "Get out!" " I'm going to tell you something, Hugo!" " You're going to tell me nothing!" "Put him out!" "Don't start anything!" "Out you go!" "Get your hands off me or I'll smack you!" "You dirty little weasel!" "What's the matter?" " Where can I put these, darling?" " In your room, Mother." "The curtains aren't up yet." "When Biff come home, he will hang them." " Alright, Biff." " Hello, Matt." " What do you want?" " You better go along quietly and not make any trouble." "Trouble?" "I don't know what you're talking about." " We know what you done!" " We can't help you, Biff." "The bullet is in the cop's leg!" "Hugo Barnstead says that you done it!" "He's a dirty rat!" "He started the whole thing when he..." "I'll do anything I can, Matt." "Hugo wanted me to bring you here, and..." "Hugo says the whole factory will help." "He wanted me to talk to you and fix things up." " Oh, hello Amy." " What's the matter?" "Matter?" "Nothing." "I was just... talking to Matt." "You know Charlie Brown and" "Matthews." "You see, the police are giving a bake next Thursday night and" "Hugo says the whole factory will help." "That'll be nice, won't it?" "That's fine." "Did you say you wanted me to go down now and fix it up?" "Yes." "I'll be back in just a little while, honey." "Just a little while." "Alright, Biff." "Wait... wait for me." "I'll wait." "Biff!" "Biff!" "So Amy's working in Goldstein's Drug Store, huh?" "Huh?" "That's what she says here in her letter." "Oh yeah." "Sure." "Goldstein's." "She's doing fine there too, Biff." "It's a lie." "You're all lying to me!" "You and everybody else!" "She probably doesn't have enough money to buy food!" "And she spends $3.00 for this!" "Wait until I get out of here!" "I'm going to do something besides study to be a dentist!" "And when I get a hold of that Hugo Barnstead..." " Times up!" "So long, Biff." "I got to be going." "Biff." "Hello." "Hello, Amy." "I didn't want anybody to see me at the station, so so I got off back..." "Sure is mighty, mighty nice around here." "Ain't it?" "It's lovely tonight." "Seems like, seems like June." "I'm awful glad to see you, Biff." "I guess you had a pretty hard time of it while I was gone." "I got along alright." "I'm gonna make up to you, Amy." "After all the trouble you've had." "Maybe you'd rather go away from here, and start over somewhere else." "Where... where nobody knows." "I'll go anywhere with you, Biff." "Just like going to sleep." " I can't stand it, Biff!" "Let me go!" " You stay where you are!" "Well, if it isn't Biff Grimes!" "Well, Dr. Grimes, haven't you anything to say to me?" "Hello..." "Virginia." " How are you?" " Not bad, not good." "And Snappy!" "Well, it does look like old times!" "Still painting the town red, kiddo?" "Oh, I don't paint everything red." "Sometimes I..." "Say, you pulled Goofy Jake's tooth yet?" "Why, no." "I was just going to." " Sit down?" " Don't mind if I do." "Do me a favor, Biff." "Why don't you put him out of his misery?" "Hugo, are you alright?" "Let him alone, Biff." "If you bring him to, he'll talk." "Here, Hugo." "Water." "What an awful taste." "Feel better?" "Oh, Virgie, you're here?" "Yes, nature's child." "Did you think you were going to crash the Pearly Gates?" "Virgie, don't you talk that way." "Are you ready?" "Yes, sweetheart." "Look, Virgie." "That's where it was." "You see?" "Perhaps you'll examine me sometimes, Dr. Grimes." "By the way, how's your wife?" "Very well, thanks." "Still married or... or don't you work at it?" "Mrs. Grimes is still Mrs. Grimes." "Well, Biff... how much do I owe you?" "Not a thing." "I don't understand." "No... but you don't owe me anything, Hugo." "That's fine, thanks." "I gotta go, Biff." "I gotta paint a sign for somebody." "It's in red!" "So long, Biff!" "Good afternoon." "Well!" "If that's the way you feel about it..." "Good afternoon!" " When we get home, I must write a letter to my dentist in Pittsburgh." " Shut up!" "You and your dentist in Pittsburgh." "For heaven's sake, Biff Grimes, what's the matter with you?" " I got something to tell you." " You should be ashamed drinking and raising this racket." "!" "am." "I don't mind you taking a drink, but you make such a fool of yourself." "Yes, ma'am." "I do." "I certainly do." "You're not even ready to go out!" "No ma'am." "I will be." " You know something about you?" " About me?" "Yeah." "You're very sweet." "You're very beautiful." "And i love you." "I love you, Biff." "And now Biff Grimes and his girl are going for a nice long walk!" " Biff, put my skirt down!" " Let them look!" "Biff Grimes' girl has got the best- looking legs in town!"

"(Narrator) England, in the year 1215, had been under the reign of King John for 16 years." "The most villainous of England's monarchs," "John was renowned for losing wars with France, levying punitive taxes, and sleeping with the wives of barons." "The barons finally rebelled against their king, and became locked in a bloody civil war lasting for over three years and decimating both armies." "In time, the Knights Templar were drawn into this conflict." "With the help of these highly trained warrior monks," "King John and his royal army were eventually defeated." "It was agreed that John could remain on the throne, on one condition - that he would sign a document upholding the rights and privileges of all free men, but ultimately limiting the power of the monarchy." "Make it count." "The Magna Carta was sealed at Runnymede on the 15th of June in the year of our Lord 1215." "It will be remembered throughout history." "What is not remembered is what King John did next." "(Man) Sire?" "Sire?" "It's time." "(Men shouting)" " (Man) Hyah!" " (Whinnying)" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "(King John) EngIand welcomes you." "Does the Pope hold his word?" "(chuckles) Oh, now have faith, Captain Tiberius." "His Eminence is waiting to hear you hold to yours." "The Church will stay out of your lands, you have his word." "We'II get your country back." "(Tiberius speaks in Danish)" "(soldiers cheer)" "(Thunder)" "(Sentry) What say you?" "Abbot Marcus." "We seek shelter from the storm." "Open the gates!" "(Shivers)" "(Woman) Come and help." "What business do you have here?" "Our business is with God at Canterbury." "We need only shelter." "shelter you shall have." "Food also." "You treat the Lord's servants well." "You wear the mark of the Templars, yet you carry no swords." "These men have no more need to fight." "Templars masking their faith and travelling without swords." "How noble!" "As God is our witness, Baron, these men have nothing to hide." "Abbot, save your benedictions." "The Templars fought against the King." "Now you sleep in a king's castle." "These men have plenty to hide." "You there." "What say you?" "(Abbot Marcus) They say nothing." "They hold vows of silence." "(Laughs) Templars without tongues." "Very well." "Just be gone by the morning." "Back inside!" "(Thunder)" "Marshal." "When I accept guardianship over men who take the vows of silence," "I'm also informed of what led them to me in the first place." "I know the templars placed a heavy burden on you." "I know you're deeply scarred." "The cross on your tunic is a symbol of your faith in God's will." "It should not be full of the torment it now bears upon your soul." "When we arrive at Canterbury," "I'm requesting your leave from the Order of the Knights templar." "(Birds twittering)" "(Men whispering)" "(Men chatter and laugh)" "(Whispers orders)" "(Shouting)" "(Grunts)" " (Man) Garrison men!" " (people shouting)" "(Whimpers) King John!" "(Officer) Men, to the gates!" "It's the King!" "Open the gates for the King!" "Psst!" "Marshal, did you see royal colours?" "(Cheering)" "(Grunting)" "(Shouting in Danish)" "(Laughter)" "Is that your hand, Darnay?" "Forced, Your Highness." "The barons threatened my Iife, forcing me to sign it and betray you." "I know the feeling." "Hang him!" "(Laughter)" "This insanity must cease." "Open the door." "His quarrel is not with us." "If you three stand before the King, there will be nothing but death." "(Sobbing)" "(Lively chatter)" "What good fortune, Darnay." "It seems you will have your last rites." "My Lord, TempIars." "(Darnay) He's travelling en route to Canterbury with Templars." " (Abbot Marcus grunts) - (Men chuckling)" "To what do I owe the pleasure of the Church visiting my castle?" "We were in the storm, sire." "Baron Darnay granted us your hospitality." " We?" " My fellow priests." "Ah, yes, I heard." "Templars." "Sire, we entered your castle as unarmed men." "We seek no fight." "Are you aware, Abbot, that your kind stood at Runnymede and forced my signature, and now you sleep under my roof?" "Your Highness, we travel to Canterbury with simple articles of faith." "I ask your mercy that we may pass." "And I will grant you the same mercy that the Church and the barons of this country bestowed unto me." ""Do unto others", isn't that right, Abbot?" "(Men laugh)" "(Shouts in Danish)" "(Abbot Marcus groans)" "(Groans)" "(Men laugh and jeer)" "(Screams)" "(Choking)" "(Tiberius shouting)" "Tiberius!" "(Grunts)" "(Moans)" "Don't let him go!" "(Abbot Marcus moans)" "Ride!" "(Man shouts orders)" "(Horse whinnies)" "(Grunts)" "(Men jeer and laugh)" "(Abbot Marcus shivers)" "(Groans)" "(Sighs)" "There is worth... ..in every death." "And I will see it now in yours." "(Birds twittering)" "(Sighs)" "(# choral chanting)" " You saw the King?" " Yes." "And he saw me." "Mm." "I didn't imagine that even he was capable of such cruelty." "Abbot Marcus was the finest of men." "Tell me, why did he request that you leave the Order?" " Your Grace, I did not wish to be dismissed." " But that's not what I asked." "You were in the holy Lands?" "Hm." "Some men have returned from defending our faith only to find themselves questioning it." "Now you must ask yourself, Thomas... what is in your heart?" "Rebellion or revenge." "I suppose it makes no difference as the King has the devil in his." "(Man) I don't care if he's talking to the Pope!" "I have to see him now!" "And as we speak of the devil..." "My Lord Archbishop." "They told me about Darnay." "We took John at his word... and now he raises a bitch's army with God's teeth." "I'll bow to no king with piss for blood!" "Baron William de Albany, Brother Thomas marshal." "Brother Thomas comes directly from Darnay castle." "You must forgive our Baron, his tongue is not always so profane." "(chuckles)" "Now, you should know that Rome sides with the King." "And the Pope would bless what the King did to Abbot Marcus?" "More or less." "I am to be excommunicated for writing Magna Carta." " How long have we got?" " God knows." "(Marshal) Your Grace, this... ..king... must be stopped." "I cannot, in all honesty, ask you to fight, Thomas, but if you choose to take up your sword, you have my blessing." "(bell tolls)" "(Chattering)" "(Man shouting)" "(Man shouts orders)" "It's a good omen." "God is with us." "Prince Louis has an army may be persuaded to join us." "Asking the French for help - that's cursing the blind for the wicked." "If John takes the Dover Road to London he has to cross the Medway here at Rochester." "I'll seize Rochester Castle." "Delay them." "That'll give you time to negotiate with the French." "We have no force to fight the King." "I have a few men I can count on." "Absolutely not." "Suicide is a sin in the eyes of the Church, Baron." "Your Grace, I'm afraid I only see one thing." "From Rochester, the King is able to dispatch his troops and supplies all over the country." "It is his keystone." "Without it we will not stop him." "AII my sins to this." "May God protect what we are about to do." "Guy!" "Squire!" "I want you to ride back." "No." "I know how to fight." "You see how he talks to me?" "(Laughs)" "Have you ever killed a man, squire?" "Eh?" " Then you will learn, it is not a noble thing." " Not even when it's for freedom?" "Not even when it is for God." "Hah!" "(Woman shouting)" "(Laughing and jeering)" "(Man) Look at you!" "(AII baying, shouting abuse)" "Any one of you throws a turd or a bean, I'lI get you!" "And you know I will!" "Yargh!" " Where's the butchers?" " Over there." "(Man in stocks) I'II remember your faces!" "(Man) Sheep shears!" "They're sharp!" "Sharp sheep shears!" " l'm looking for Daniel Marks." " Wait here." "(Woman) Marks!" "Whatever it is or how much..." " just get me out of here, Baron." " Done." "Where's de Lacy?" " He went back to Poitou." " Becket?" "You don't want him." "(Hums)" "(Man 1) TempIars." "(Man 2) They've come back." "(Chattering and laughing)" "Here." "You may need protection." "(albany) Get up." "I said, get up!" "You sack of shit!" "(Becket) Billy." "What told me I'd see you?" "What's with the altar boy?" "billy all tied up with God again?" " This is not our man." " Hoy!" "I'm his man, don't you worry about that." "If he pays me enough, I'll split the gut of any man alive." "Ain't that right, Billy boy?" "(Lively chatter)" " (Man) Who's with you?" " gii Becket." "daniel Marks." "The last time we were all together must have been Dieppe." "The days when the King was still good to us." "He's taken all the castles along the coast." "If he takes Rochester, he'II control southern England." "If the whispers I've heard are true, he's too strong now." "He's got an army of Danish mercenaries." "Wait for him in London." "Do you think I want this?" "I'm not a soldier, not any more." "I'm a fat wool merchant with a hen-pecking wife and three daughters." "But, unfortunately, he won't let it be." "I'm sorry, Baron." "Not this one." "(Guy) I learnt about the Crusades." "Is it true what the templar swords say?" ""blessed and omnipotent is the warrior of Christ"?" "(Man whistles tune)" "(Man in stocks laughs)" "Yeah, water." "Water." "(Grunts)" " Hey!" " Agh!" "(Guy) What do you think he's worth?" " Are you sorry for what you've done?" " bollocks." " (albany) Release him." " Amen!" "(Laughs)" "(child) Papa!" "Get inside." "Now!" " Joseph." " Baron." " Daniel." " Wulfstan." "Becket." "(Pants) You... are a filthy whore, Becket." "So was she." "We'II never hold that castle with this lot." "They may not be worthy of that cross you wear, but they'll hold the castle." "Not for england..." "not for God... but for me." "Winter's soon, so if I'm not back by first snowfall, take your sister to your aunt, give her this." "Hm?" "Work hard." "Be polite." "(Horse whinnies)" "(Shouting)" "(Tiberius speaks Danish)" "And what's written here is true?" "From my ears to this paper, Sire." "Tiberius, six of your fastest scouts to Rochester." "Instruct them to hold the castle." " kill anyone they find there." " Hyah!" "Money." "(Tiberius shouts orders)" "And you know these men?" "So what does that make you?" "Worthless." "(soldiers shout in Danish)" "(albany) There it is." "Looks small from here." "That... small castle... controls all the land as far as you can see." "Be patient, Squire." "As long as there's women." "(Laughs)" " What say you?" " l bring business from Archbishop Langton." "(Chatter, laughter)" "(Hushed) IsabeI!" "We have company." "I have told you before, I will not tolerate drinking." "You won't tolerate anything." "My Lord." "We have men at the gate." "I tolerate the politics of the King, Isabel." "Our marriage was arranged for land and wealth." "It would be well if you were to remember that." "And he owns us, body and soul." "(Sentry) Open the gates!" "Let 'em in!" "You arrive unexpected, Baron de Albany." "What matter does His Grace send this late?" "That we claim this castle in the name of the rebellion." "If your visit is to claim my castle, Baron... you're too late." "(Horse whinnying)" "Unusual saddles." " Danish." " What was that?" "They're Danish." "They arrived last night." "(Lively chatter, laughter)" "The King's scouts." "His army is less than a day away." "Oaks, get the guard here quickly." "That one was at Darnay Castle two days ago." "(Shouting and screaming)" "(Isabel gasps)" "(Grunting and shouting)" "Aargh!" "(Isabel screams)" "(Screams)" "(Woman screams)" "Argh!" " (Isabel screams)" " No." "No, no!" "Marshal, down!" "(Screams and groans)" "(Isabel gasps)" "(Mercenary speaks Danish)" "(Speaks Danish)" "Yargh!" "(Marks) Baron." "Stand down!" "Stand down!" "Listen to me." "By the archbishop, we claim this castle in the name of the rebellion." "The rebellion's over." "The King surrendered to the great charter." "Magna Carta." "This one sealed by the King's own hand." "And now..." "he's executing everybody who supported it." "But does the Pope know that the Archbishop is claiming royal castles, against the King?" "I watched as three of my brothers were killed by the soft hand of a king that is murdering his way across the country." "And he does so with the Pope's blessing." "The French army make sail any day now." "Giving us... a new king." "A true king." "seal the gates." "Lock all the doors!" "Move!" "And, Oaks, no one else comes in." "(Oaks) Very well." "well, marshal... you got us our castle. (Chuckles)" " What is your strength, Captain?" " Eleven men-at-arms." " We have less than 20 men?" " And these walls." " They've never been breached." " Does the keep have a portcullis?" " lt does." " Good." " (Oaks) Once it's down, no one gets in." " Water." "Where is the supply?" "From the well." "Draws straight from the river." "No one here gets thirsty." " lt's good, it's not sick or brackish?" " Water's good, sir." "(Man shouts)" "(Marshal) Guy, with me." "(Marshal) These walls are designed to be defended by one man per station." "Outlook is perfect." "Any approach can be seen for miles." "Now, let's see the gatehouse." "You, day or night, stay alert." "Now open it up." "(Birds twittering)" "What's the problem?" "There's no moat." "That'll do." "Now, when they come... ..hit them hard." "Hit the post." "(Laughing)" "I said, hit the post." "Hard." "(Grunts)" "They'll come?" "The French." "We waited for the French at Damascus." "They didn't come then." "Even to a Frenchman I think Rochester is nearer than Damascus." "Hit it." "You better hit it harder than that, boy." "Or you'll be dead before they get here. (CackIes)" "They hate women." "Just to look at one's a sin." "Some people say they worship the devil." "Celibates with stone hearts." "Then I have a stone heart, too, Maddy." "I didn't mean it like that." "A TempIar offers his chastity to God, but a wife... she suffers hers by her husband." "My husband's appetites don't include me." "(chuckles) Thank the Lord Mary herself." "(Grunting, noisy chewing)" "Now, I am... (Coughs) ..curious, Albany." "Why is it that you and your friends are so struck with this rebellion?" " Mm." " (Guy) Cos we are for the people." "I see your esquire is well-trained in the art of naivety." " Go on." " (Guy) Call me naive if you will, sir, but the people deserve more than a king that treats them like animals." "Ah, bold words for a squire." "Have you read Magna Carta?" " l..." " Ah, I see." "You can't read Latin." "It's a pity, arguing from ignorance." "Argumentum ad ignorantiam, ab uno disce omnes." "That's Roman, innit?" "From one person, learn all people." "(Man) Excuse my wife's bold tongue." "(Sniffs)" "Becket, I'm gonna need you on the far wall." " Guy can't defend it on his own." " Do it yourself." "What?" "You want a drink?" "A woman?" "Don't you sniff your nose at me." "I've been places." "I've seen what your holy brothers have done." "Your pious bile makes me sick." "Becket. I want you outside." "I'll watch your boy's back, but who's watching mine?" "(Shouts command)" "(Phipps) To the battlements!" " To the battlements!" " Right away!" " Take your positions, men!" " Get those men up here, quickly!" "(Shouting)" "(Phipps) Mercel, they're here!" "Let's see what rats have taken up in my home." "(Man 1) Move it!" "(Man 2) Come on!" "albany, a word." "You cannot engage the King without considering terms." "He wants our heads on spikes." "Where are the terms in that?" "There are some in here who didn't pick this fight." "Ask yourseIfwho you're for, CornhiII." "The King or the country?" "Because we both can't be wrong." "They're here." "(King John) albany!" "albany!" "(WuIfstan) How did he know?" "(albany) What can we do for you, John?" "(chuckles)" "Baron William de Albany." "The Pope has ordered me to reclaim my country." "Now, surely you don't bar your door against a king, and the Church?" "Does he know you sealed a charter... giving the people of england freedom, and that now you go back on your word?" "england is mine, Albany." "God's will bestowed it unto me, the Pope blesses it to me, and this castle belongs to me!" "You're no more a king... than the boil on my arse!" "Huh." "What a tedious little man." "(Men shouting orders)" "Get the swords now." "Come on!" "(Man) Move yourselves!" "(Marshal) Stay by your posts." "Remember, they have to climb over these walls." "And we do not." "So you stand firm!" "Have you ever fought so many with so few?" "Uh-huh." "Don't you forget, you hold the wall, huh?" "Now, go to your post." " (Breathes heavily) - (Man) North and south advance!" "(Man) Get ready, archers!" "Loose!" "Take cover!" "(Screaming)" "(Moaning)" "And again!" "Take cover!" "(Man) Get down!" "Ha-ha!" "(Man shouts command)" "(Oaks) Come on, lads, come on!" "Take your positions!" "Look lively!" "Take cover, lads!" "Take cover!" "Argh!" "Again!" "Argh!" "(Screaming)" "(AII shout, roar)" "(Marshal) albany!" "(Marshal) Archers!" "They're coming!" "Make a stand!" "Ready?" "Load arrows!" "Loose!" "(Screaming, sobbing)" " oil!" "Bring up that oil!" " Ready!" "Loose!" "(Shouts orders in Danish)" "oil!" "Watch your back!" " (SizzIing) - (Screams)" "(yelling)" "(Screaming)" "(Man shouting)" "(Man) Take cover!" "Becket!" "(CornhiII whispers) Come on." "This way." "(Man screaming)" "(Whispers)" " What do we do?" " Pray God is with them." "(albany) Becket!" "Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha!" "(Screams)" "Guy!" "Show that to your mother!" "Now, get up!" "I said get up!" "Now, you hit him." "Hard!" "Behind you!" "clear!" "(Marshal) Take cover!" "Aargh!" "(Shouting in Danish)" "(Screams)" "(Phipps) They're running!" "(Marks) They're retreating!" "They've had enough, Baron." "(Shouting)" "(Pants)" "(Man) Bastards!" "Go on, run!" "(Man) Come on, you foreign whores!" "(CackIes)" "(Breathes heavily)" "(Whimpering and sobbing)" "(Breathes heavily)" "(Marshal breathes heavily)" "You fought bravely." "You did not see everything." "There's no finding peace after knowing this." "Faith, Guy." "only the weak believe that what they do in battle... is who they are as men." "(Grunting, straining)" "(Man) Put him with the others." "(Man) Pack 'em over there." "Over there, that's it." "Baron albany... in less than a day... you have stripped away everything I gave the people in this castle." " Get off my back." " You were hellbent on this fight!" "You made us all hostages to your cause, not the rebellion's." "And this was notjust another castle!" "This was my home!" "Now clear your mess up." " (Becket grunts) - (Gasps)" "(Breathes heavily)" "Shut the door." "(Woman gasps)" "(Woman) Still now." "(soldier yells with pain)" "(Marshal) Wait." "Here." " This man is bleeding." " On the table." "(soldier cries out)" "No." "Wait." "This will stop the flow." "I'm gonna pull this hard." "(soldier cries out, groans)" "(WuIfstan) The bone's not broken, but... (Laughs) Go on, do it, do it." "(Grunting)" "(Screams)" "Keep it clean, and watch him close." "(Isabel) TempIar." " Your neck." " No." "Sit." "please." "If the bleeding doesn't stop, shall I fasten a belt around your neck?" "My maid tells me you cannot look at women." "What is your name?" "Am I to assume your silence means you cannot talk to women either?" "My name is Thomas marshal." "There it is." "And were many sacred vows broken by that revelation?" "(Gasps)" "(Chattering)" "It's not like the others." "The river naturally defends." "walls built..." "so a few can stop many." "Don't insult me, Captain." "I know the qualities of a Norman keep." "What I am having trouble with... is how a thousand men could have failed so miserably against twenty." "Those men fight hard." "For what?" "A small rock in a field?" "We go around." "My great, great grandfather built that rock when he conquered this country." "strategically, it fortifies London and controls all of southern England." "Why in God's name do you think they chose to hole up there in the first place?" "What will please your people more, Captain?" "That your men died in a great battle, or that your reward for helping me is the Church leaving your lands alone?" "For that is what the Pope promised he would do." "Now, however small it may seem... ..with that rock, the rest of this country follows." "(albany) Now you see what he means to do." "I say this to each of you." "There's a night out there... deep enough for a man to slip away, if he should wish." "And I would understand." "(WuIfstan sighs)" "I think you upset him." "What about you, Marks?" "I took this for you at AngouIeme." "I walked into this outside toulouse." "Both times we saw it through." "What do you think I'm doing here?" "I don't take a man's money and run." "Mr Phipps, are you and your garrison men still for the fight?" "AII six of us." "Good and ready, sir." "Ah!" "(Snores)" "(Laughter)" "(Snoring continues)" "(Birdsong)" "(Maddy) I saw you with the templar." "I think he has a mind for you." "His mind possesses nothing I care to think about." "There is something not normal with him." "It's his manner." "He looks but won't talk." "Then he talks and nothing he says settles with me." "Don't tell me that was his way before he became a Templar. I wouldn't believe it." " My Lady." " What?" "That's a great deal of thinking... for someone you don't want to think about." "(Maddy) Hm." "(soldier) They're building something." "What do you think it is?" "(Men shouting)" "(Man) Your royal engineer, Sire." " Will it work?" " There's no moat, er..." "So, er... (King John) There's no moat and no excuses." "Finish it." "(King John) Tell him to construct a..." "(Isabel) I am sorry for what I said to you." "I was wrong." "(Grunts)" "What happens next... to us?" " All of us?" " They will attack again." "And we will hold again." "The French... ..made sail with an army to stand by us." "You really believe they will come?" "Hm." "Thou shall not lie, Thomas." "Certainly not for the French." "definitely not to me." "It isn't worth it." "Does that break TempIar laws?" "Mm." "Some would say yes." "Put the sword down." "If they do come, I will need to know how to use this." " ls this how you hold it?" " lf you want your opponent to win." "I fight..." "..so you don't have to." "Siege tower." "(Marks) Making quick work of it." "(albany) Damn it." "Baron, I have an idea." "What happens if this doesn't work?" " Don't ask." " What could be worse than this?" "Squire, would you ever kill a woman?" " Never." " Not even if it meant saving her life?" "(soldier) That's it, heave it down." "(Laughter)" "Holy Saint Joseph!" "Look who it is." "His Majesty is ready, my Lord." "(WuIfstan laughs)" " Prince Louis holds in France." " They haven't sailed yet?" " He's buying time to negotiate terms." " Negotiate terms!" "The King enslaves this country, the Pope defends him and calls the Magna Carta heresy, and France uses this tyranny for a better deal?" " Are there any men willing to fight?" " A few." "Many thought the rebellion was over because John signed the Magna Carta." "In some ways, it was the smartest thing he did." "well, all that is done." "Let Rome pronounce whatever holy dictum it pleases." "They won't tell me that God is their possession." "I leave for France at once." "You gather what men you can." "And prepare London for war." "And Rochester?" " Baron Albany?" " Pray God is with them." "(Marks) Take cover!" "(Screams)" "(Screaming and shouting)" "excellent." "excellent." "(Grunting and straining)" "Go on." "Faster!" "(Grunting and straining)" "(WuIfstan) Lock it!" " Lock!" " And fire!" "They have built an engine?" "(Roaring)" "Yargh!" "(Anxious shouting)" "(Man) Take cover!" "(Women scream)" "(Isabel) AII of you, outside." "(Breathes heavily)" "(Shouting and screaming)" " (Laughter) - (MarshaI) Wulfstan, you've broken through!" "Now, come on!" "Give them heIIfire!" "(WuIfstan) Heave!" "(Men) Heave!" "Aargh!" "(WuIfstan) Lock it!" "Fire pot, Guy!" "(Phipps) You heathen dogs!" "(Man) Bring it a bit forward!" "(WuIfstan) Light it!" "(Man) Light it!" "(WuIfstan) Loose!" "(Man) Yeah!" "Goddamn devils!" "Murdering goddamn whores!" "(Marshal) Yes!" "They burn!" "(AII cheer)" "Do not record that!" "(Grunts) Bitches!" "(Screaming)" "(Shouting in Danish)" "This bastard king, WuIfstan." "Aye." "(Narrator) After that, the king did not come again." "But the rains did." "And the days grew short as autumn turned to winter." "They were too cold to fight, and too hungry." "The castle stores were empty... and they had taken to eating the horses." "Save for one." "Marshal's." "But a Templar is forbidden to eat his horse." "Their Order dictates that it must die in battle." "So 13 hungry souls and one horse would remain." "Still they waited." "And so too did the King." "They could smell his food, hear his army's song." "For attrition is one man's ally and another man's curse." "So they became cursed men." "And as weeks turned to months, their minds took to places they should not... where a man sees only doubt and has no worth at all." "On my wedding day I knew my marriage would have no love." "Yet still I took my vows to God." "(Marshal mumbles)" "I honoured and obeyed my commitments daily." "You think we are not the same, Thomas, but you're wrong." " l'm starving!" " What do you want me to do?" "Someone's gotta do something!" "(Isabel) Listen to me." "Damn your Templar vows!" "It was my vows that made me what I am." "It was my Order that brought me here." "And by God's good grace, it will be the templars that save your life." "Where are you going?" "Why are you leaving?" "(Lively chatter, laughter)" "Why would he leave?" "My Lady, you were with him last." "Did he say why he left?" "You go to your chamber." "Now." "No." "(Shouting and jeering)" "(Shouting in Danish)" "I'll kiss the Bishop's arse if he comes back." "You're gonna have to kiss a king's arse, Becket, cos they're coming back again." " lt's Thomas!" " (Guy) Open the gates!" "(albany) Becket, get him!" "(Guy) Get him, Becket!" "(albany) Come on!" "Quickly!" "help him!" "(Marshal) Get the sacks." "The sacks!" " Come on!" " (Isabel) Hurry!" " Run!" " (Man) Close the portcullis!" "What was you thinking, TempIar?" "He's stolen the king's food." "I've never seen such a thing!" "(AII laugh)" "(Shouting)" "(Tiberius shouts in Danish)" "You are relieved of your command, Captain." "Get back in your rowboat and go home." " l'm not leaving without my men!" " Oh yes, you are!" "And I will tell you why." "The Pope has had a change of heart." "What do you say?" "I say that when your pathetic little army arrives back at your houses, you will find your lands Christianised." "Your sons enslaved to the Church and your wives serving new husbands." "You did not speak to the Pope of my lands?" "(Laughs) Why in God's name would I do that?" "Take this castle, Tiberius!" "And if you do not, you will be sailing home to quite a different world." "(rolling thunder)" "well, marshal, you sure know how to pick a bit of shank. (Laughs)" "(WuIfstan) Better than three months of horse meat." "(Man) I'II stick with the pig." "(Becket) Then what?" " l'll eat you." " (Laughter)" "(Woman chuckles)" "(Laughter and cheering)" "(Maddy) Oh!" "(albany) Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "(Laughter and chatter continues)" "So, squire... you can read words?" "And write them too?" "What's your full name?" "Jedediah Coteral." "(Distant laughter)" "Jedediah Coteral." "Yeah." "I've never seen it written before." "Huh." "Hm." "(Coteral chuckles)" "(Moans)" "(Isabel sighs)" "(Footsteps)" "(WuIfstan) It's too quiet." "Check the far wall." "(Guy sighs)" "(Guy grunts)" "(Shouting)" "To the battlements!" "Attack!" "(Man) Cover the west wing." "West wing!" "Come on!" "(Men shouting orders)" " Watch out!" " To the right!" "(Panting and shouting)" "(Man) help me!" "(Shouting)" "(Becket) The gates!" "The gates!" "(Guy) Where's Marshal?" "Fight, Guy!" "Fight!" "Baron!" "Aargh!" "(Echoing) Baron!" "(Gasps)" "(albany groans)" "Don't move." "Be still." "(Pants)" " Hold the keep." " You can't die." "You can't die." "Stay alive!" "You hear me?" "Hold the keep!" "Go!" "Go!" "(Laboured breathing)" "Yaargh!" "(AII roar)" "Phipps!" " Come here!" " (CoteraI) Hold the gates!" "(Grunting)" "I've got it." "I've got it." "Come on, to the gates!" "(Man) hold!" "AII in!" "AII in!" "(Man) Stand fast!" "(Man) Shield wall!" "(Coteral) ShieIds." "shields up!" "Up!" "Brace yourselves." "(Man) Ready!" "Ready!" "(Shouting and screaming)" "(Groans)" "(Screams)" " Isabel!" " (Wulfstan) Get inside!" "Now!" "(Man shouts in Danish)" "(Shouting)" "(Groans)" "(Grunts)" "(Shouting and grunting)" " We have to get to the Baron!" " To the keep!" " We can't leave him!" " He's gone, all right?" "Hold the steps!" "Hold the steps!" "(Marshal) Come on!" "Marshal!" "(Man) Pull him down!" "(Guy) Marshal!" "(Coteral) Come on!" "(Marshal) Get it off!" "Get it off!" "(Isabel strains)" "(Marshal gasps)" "Get back, behind the portcullis!" "(CornhiII) Come on!" "(Sobs)" "(Panting)" "(CornhiII) They have prisoners." "(Danes shouting)" "(Groans)" "Boy!" "(Man shouting in Danish)" "(Man shouts in Danish)" "(Groans)" "Good afternoon, Baron." "Did you find my castle to your liking?" "It's the people's castle now." "You said he was gone." "Those two." "Cut off their hands and feet." " No." " No!" "(Whimpers) No!" "No!" "Now, Baron, I want my keep back." " At my command!" " (Man) No!" " They'II never surrender." " Really?" "Do it!" "(Cheering)" "(Coteral) Do something!" "(Marshal) We hold the keep." " (Grunting)" " My arse, your stinking castle!" "(Groans)" "Aaargh!" " Aargh!" " (Cheering)" "God damn you, you murdering whore!" "Isn't that the king I am?" "You betray all that's meant to be king." "You betray God!" "I betray God?" "!" "My crown was passed to me by my brother, and my father before him." "I was born to be a king!" "It is my birthright!" "Given to me by God!" "You cry for the common man and in the same breath you curse the crown that protects him!" "You dare to question my reign... and the lineage of Kings who have reigned before me?" "!" "The great amaranthine royalty ofAquitaine... ..who forged this land from barbarian hordes and made it noble and pure!" "Who gave it order, meaning, and even faith... to thousands of years of loyal subjects!" "And it is all now questioned by you!" "And we are forced to sign your precious Magna Carta, forced by you, a wool merchant!" "I am the blood!" "I am God's right hand!" "And you will never dictate to me how I am to be a king!" "(Pants)" "Now, Baron." "Which hand did you touch me with?" "Hold his hand down." "Hold his right hand down!" "(albany groans)" "This is not something you should see." "(Snorts)" "(albany groans)" "Aargh!" "Tell your rebels to open the gate, albany!" "No surrender!" " No surrender!" " Put his other hand up!" "Do it!" "Do it!" "Aargh!" "(Guy) We hold, Baron!" "We hold!" "Put his feet up." "Put his feet up!" "CornhiII!" "You will yield to your king!" "Or, as God hears me, your head is on a spike!" "(Whimpers)" "Now, that monster that they've made, strap his carcass to it." "Strap him to it!" "(Shouting, jeering)" "Heave!" "(Cheering)" "There's no one coming, is there?" "(Whimpers)" "(Banging)" "(Breathes heavily)" "(Approaching footsteps)" "My scouts report the French have left Calais." "They'll be at our back within days." "Do you know that when I was a child," "I once secretly ate every urn of my father's beloved honey peaches." "And the next day... he brought before me a servant girl that he had accused of the crime." "And he placed her hand on the table, and he drew his knife... ..and he delivered the punishment." "And that night, unable to contain my shame," "I confessed to him that it was I, his son, who had committed the crime." "Do you know what his response was?" "He said, "l know." ""l know." ""And that is why I only cut off her finger." ""You see, John, any action against the throne" ""must be punished ruthlessly." ""For that is the only way to maintain the absolute power..." ""..of a king."" "(Breathes deeply)" "(Footsteps)" "When they come, you must demand to see the King." "I want nothing from him." "Not even mercy." "(Isabel sighs)" "I broke my vow, Isabel." "I have betrayed God's trust." "What we did was a sin." "Stop hiding..." "behind vows and commandments." "The vows speak of loyalty and abstinence and murder, but... why never love, Thomas?" "The vows of the Order... ..protect my soul from the blood I've spilt in God's name." "It was the Church that made you do those things." "It was the Templars that gave you a sword and the name of God to wield it." "It was the Templars that made you kill." "Who were you before them?" "What was so bad about that man then that makes you resist your desires now?" "Thomas..." "I am not a sin." "(Man) Sire?" "Sire?" "Your engineer, sire." "The mine is ready." "will it work?" " lt's right under the keep's foundations." " Ah." "Then take note." "To my justiciar, send to me 40 pigs." "The least good for eating." "Deliver that at once." "(Man) Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Move it!" "That's it." " Where you going?" " l'm going to plead for terms." "(Becket) No!" "(CornhiII) What else is there to do?" "(Guy) We hold." "We hold for what?" "The French?" "They're not coming." " l'll ask for terms." " (Guy) No!" "We swore an oath." "An oath!" "To albany." "To england." "Your oath is worthless." "Magna Carta is worthless." "The Church has annulled it." "Whatever happens here is meaningless." " (Guy breathes heavily)" " No." "No." "Wait!" "(CornhiII groans)" " That's enough, squire." " Becket?" "Your boy here tried to take the old man's head off." "Becket, leave him be." "(Becket's knife thuds)" "Now, Guy... get away from him." " Now." " Or what?" "You'Il kill me?" " Guy..." " Shut up!" "Baron de Albany gave his life for his beliefs." "What have you given for yours?" "Coward." "(CornhiII sighs)" "There's no salvation to this end." "Our souls... are damned." "You are not a coward." " (Becket) What are you doing?" " l'm writing my name." "How do you do that?" "Master Guy taught me." "well, that's you all done then." "What makes a man like you so angry?" "I've been angry so long..." " l don't even remember." " (Laughs)" "(Sighs) lt's kept you alive though, I suppose." "(Sighs) I don't think it's gonna get us through this one." "(Squealing)" " What do you think they're doing?" " Pigs." "For a sapper's fire." " Sappers?" " They're digging a mine underneath us." "Pig's fat, it burns, with the heat of a crucible." "(Man) Make way!" "Go on!" "Go!" "(Man) Whoa!" "Whoa there!" "Whoa!" "Bring them in." "(Grunting)" "(Woman screams)" "(Gasps)" "(Maddy gasps)" "(Maddy quietly prays)" "We've got a bigger problem." "(Man) Hah!" "Get in there!" "Go on!" "(Pigs squeal and grunt)" "(Panting)" "(Squealing)" "(Coteral coughs)" "(Marshal) Coteral." "(Marshal) lt's hot." " So what are we gonna do now?" " (Becket) Templar." "We get to the other side of the keep." "(Shouts in Danish)" "(Pigs squeaIing)" "Guy, take the women to the chapel, huh?" "Go!" " (Isabel gasps) - (Maddy) Hurry, Isabel." "(Becket) Get down!" "Get down!" "(Screaming)" "(Cheering)" "(Isabel screams)" "(Cheering)" "(Coughing)" "(Approaching footsteps)" " l think he's gone." " l'm not making that mistake again." "Come on." "(Coteral) OK." "(Becket) One, two." "(AII shout)" "(Isabel breathes heavily)" "Oh, Maddy." "She was beside me." "(Shouting in Danish)" "(Coteral and Becket strain)" "(Coteral) Becket." "Becket." "(Pants)" "Ha!" "I'll hold them off." "How much did they pay to get you out those stocks?" " Five shillings." " That is cheaper than a whore." "(AII shouting)" "Come on, you filthy whores!" "If they get through us, you kill the women." " No." " Say it." " l can't." " Say it!" "I'll kill the women." "Come on, you whore!" "Yaargh!" "(Laughs)" "Aargh!" "(Men shout from below)" "Aargh!" "(Shouting in Danish)" "(Shouts in Danish)" "Forgive me." "Thomas." "Thomas!" "(Grunts)" "Thomas!" "Save her." "No one touch him!" "How's your faith now, Templar?" "Why don't you come a little closer... ..and I'll show you." "(Both grunt and groan)" "(Horns blowing)" "(Shouts in Danish)" "(Shouts excitedly)" "Yaaargh!" "(Panicking cries)" "(Man shouts orders)" "You fought bravely." "Is killing a noble thing?" "But a life fought for others is a life worth living." "That is a noble thing." "(Sighs)" "A French prince now holds the English crown." "Not an easy decision to make." "Nor was this one." "The Order's over for you, Thomas." "You've earned your freedom as much as any man." "Your Grace." "Come on." "We held." "(whistling)" "(Horse whinnies)" "(Narrator) Within a year, the rebellion was won." "While fleeing for his life, King John died of dysentery." "What was left of his treasure was never recovered." "In time, the great keep of Rochester was rebuilt." "It stands to this day." "So too does the noble dream that was..." "Magna Carta."

"Last time, on Enterprise." "There's nothing left." " No buildings, no trees, no people." " That's impossible." "There were 3,600 colonists." "The mission's been cancelled." "I can't believe you're letting them do this to us." "You've waited all your life to command this ship." "History never recorded the disaster." "Someone violated the Temporal Accord." "Someone who doesn't want your mission to succeed." "Are you telling me that Enterprise didn't cause that explosion?" "He brought me back 10 months." "But I knew everything I know now." "How is that possible?" "The Suliban destroyed that colony." "We're going back to get proof." "Have your ships bring me Archer." "Captain Archer is no longer aboard Enterprise." "I thought he was smarter than this." "He could have saved all your lives." "It's targeting our warp core." "You're in the 31st century, Captain." "If bringing me here caused this, then send me back." "I'll take my chances with Silik." "You don't understand." "The time portals have been destroyed." "Everything's been destroyed." "There's no way to send you back." "And now, the conclusion." "He's not on board." "You must have sensors that can confirm that." "You've lied to me before." "If you don't tell me where he is, I'll have no alternative but to..." "Come see for yourself, or send your soldiers." "You'll realise I'm telling the truth." "Drop out of warp and prepare to be boarded." "Security teams to Docking Ports 1, 2, and 3." "This is Sub-Commander T'Pol." "All security teams remain where you are." "Are you crazy?" "How do we know how many Suliban are coming aboard?" "They could try to take over the ship." "There are 30 armed vessels surrounding us." "Unless I'm mistaken, their weapons are still targeting our warp core." "Mr. Reed?" "So unless you have a better suggestion..." "It's been a long road" "Gettin' from there to here" "It's been a long time" "But my time is finally near" "And I will see my dream Come alive at last" "I will touch the sky" "And they're not gonna Hold me down no more" "No, they're not gonna change my mind" "'Cause I've got faith of the heart" "I'm going where my heart will take me" "I've got faith to believe" "I can do anything" "I've got strength of the soul" "And no one's gonna bend or break me" "I can reach any star" "I've got faith" "I've got faith" "Faith of the heart" "If this place was destroyed as long ago as it seems to have been... then what are you doing here?" "You and your watchdog buddies don't fit in with all this." "You're thinking of time travel like we're in an H.G. Wells novel." "We're not." "It's far more complicated." " There's no way for you to understand." " Try me." "Listen, I realise your little utopia is gone, and I sympathise." "But if you're telling me the truth... if you've brought me 800 years into the future, into this future..." " I think I deserve some answers." " I don't have any answers." "And you're right, I shouldn't be here." "Which means you shouldn't be here, either." "But you are." "We are." "We brought you here to protect the timeline." "We did quite a job." " What's wrong?" " It's gone." " What's gone?" " The monument." "It was right here." "On the same street as the library." " It was obviously never built." " Why is that a problem?" " Who did it commemorate?" " Not "who."" " Then what?" " An organisation." "The Federation." "It doesn't exist for you, not yet." "But it will?" "Fine." "Keep your missing monument to yourself." "Where's this library you're talking about?" "It should be right down there, if it was ever built." "And even if it was, it'll be of no help." "All the data's stored electronically." "Books, made with paper." "There aren't supposed to be books here." "Well, there are." "So I suggest we use some of them to figure out what you did... to the last thousand years when you brought me here this morning." " They haven't been duplicated." " Is he correct?" " Don't you believe your scanners?" " Is he correct?" " We didn't have time to make a copy." " Leave her alone!" "Lower your weapon." "If we find Captain Archer aboard this vessel... you'll all be punished for lying to me." "He's not here, unless he's dead." "But we did find this." " Where?" " In that lift." "It's an hour old, maybe two." "When I saw him last, your Captain spoke of... a Temporal Cold War." "What was he talking about?" "Captain Archer believed Crewman Daniels was from the future." "But if I recall, you killed him." " What else?" " Nothing else." "There's a temporal signature in your turbolift." "What do you know of that?" "The last time we saw Captain Archer, he was entering that turbolift." "Perhaps you haven't been lying to me." "You, shut down all com systems and computer terminals... with the exception of Engineering and the Bridge." "Confine all of them to their quarters." "If anyone resists..." "Understood." "Under the circumstances... it would be best to do what he says, Commander." " They're three days overdue." " I told you, Ambassador." "Archer said he was returning with proof... that they weren't responsible for the tragedy on Paraagan II." "You also told me Starfleet had ordered him to deliver..." "Sub-Commander T'Pol and his medical officer to the Vulcan ship D'kyr." " They're three days overdue." " The D'kyr has long-range sensors." "Have they detected Enterprise?" "Captain Archer's negligence... caused the death of 3,000 colonists." "Your superiors instructed them to return to Earth." "Their mission is over." "They haven't followed those instructions." "You didn't answer the Commander's question." "Has your ship detected Enterprise?" "The D'kyr said they were joined by a number of other vessels." " They're no longer within sensor range." " What kind of vessels?" "They were at too great a distance to identify." "Enterprise has ignored our hails and defied Starfleet's orders." "I have no choice but to send the D'kyr in pursuit." " Jonathan Archer doesn't report to you." " No, he doesn't." "But Sub-Commander T'Pol does." "And since she would never comply with his present actions..." "I have to conclude that she's being held against her will." "I know you don't think much of Archer, Ambassador... but he is not in the habit of kidnapping Vulcans!" "Fine." "You send your ship." "Whatever Archer's up to, I'm sure he's got a good reason." "He knows what he's doing." "Does he really?" "Have you cycled through the sub-temporal harmonics?" "He's never failed to respond before." "Perhaps he's angry that we didn't return with Archer." "Archer wasn't on Enterprise." "Why isn't he responding?" "I need instructions." "He said to destroy Enterprise if we couldn't bring him Archer." "We should tow them out of the nebula and do it now." "The temporal signature, it changes everything." "If Archer was pulled through time, we need new instructions." "Where is he?" "If he's angry with you, you'll be punished again." "We should destroy Enterprise." "Have the surgeons prepare." "Then bring me the Vulcan." "I haven't found a single reference to this Federation you talked about." " I doubt you will." " Because that monument wasn't there?" "Because you weren't there." "So I disappear one day, and all history changes?" "I've looked through the 21st and 22nd centuries." "Everything looks right, up until the Warp 5 program." "After that, nothing looks right." "There were a lot of people involved in the Warp 5 program." "We didn't bring a lot of people here this morning." "We just brought you." ""The Romulan Star Empire." What's that?" "Maybe you shouldn't be reading that." "I don't get it." "What could I have done that could have been so important?" "It wasn't just you." "It was events you helped set in motion." "This timeline, the one you say no longer exists." "What can you tell me about it, if my mission had continued?" "It would have led to others." "And?" "Okay." "What about this Federation?" "Was Earth part of it?" "Was I part of it?" "Silik wanted you, not the data disks." "The people he answered to were more interested... in capturing Jonathan Archer... than in blaming Enterprise for the destruction of the colony." "They obviously knew what role you were going to play... in the months or years to come." "By taking you away from the 22nd century... they caused exactly what I was trying to prevent." "You've lost me." "The only chance I have of restoring my century... is by getting you back to yours." "Sounds like you've got a chicken-or-the-egg problem." "You said your time portals are gone." "All your technology." "There isn't even electricity here." "You going to find a bicycle?" "Turn it into a time machine?" "Maybe we don't need a time machine." "Do you have your communicator?" " And my scanner." " May I?" "The people the Suliban were working for came from about 300 years ago." "They couldn't travel through time, but they did develop a way... to send back images of themselves, to communicate through time." "You can't do that with those." "No, it's a little bit more complicated, but not much." "We learned how to do it in high school." "But we're going to need a few things that might not be too easy to find." "What are we waiting for?" "Where is Archer?" "I don't know." "Who are you working with from the future?" "The Vulcan Science Directorate... has determined that time travel is impossible." "Does Captain Archer agree with that opinion?" "It's not an opinion." "Does Archer agree with that determination?" "Captain Archer believes Crewman Daniels comes from the future." "But Daniels is dead." "Captain Archer claims he saw Daniels two days ago." "Your captain is gone." "Did Daniels take him into the past or the future?" "The Vulcan Science Directorate... has determined that time travel is impossible." "I can't be sure, but I think that's copper." "Well done." "I need you to unwrap it... and pound it into small strips no more than 1 mm thick." "Hello?" "Please repeat." "I can't understand." "I still can't understand you." "Try modulating the sub-carrier wave." "Malcolm, can you hear me?" "Barely." "You're going to need to boost the signal." " Any better?" " Yeah." " I thought the com was offline." " It is." "I'm routing the signal through the EPS grid." "I can talk to any doorbell on B-Deck." " Are you all right?" " Same as you, I guess." " Locked in tight." " And the others?" "I can't get in contact with T'Pol for some reason." "Hoshi and Travis are on C-Deck." "Any thoughts about how we're gonna get rid of these Suliban?" "One step at a time." "The first thing we need to do... is figure out how to tap into the door coms on C-Deck." "I'll get back to you." "Sit tight." "I wasn't planning on going anywhere." "Any luck?" "I still have the spatial coordinates of Enterprise... but without a quantum discriminator it's going to be very tricky... to contact the ship on the same day you left." "I thought you built these things in high school." "Where quantum discriminators were on every desk." "Why is the same day so important?" "What would be wrong with making contact a week before I left... or even a month before?" "I made the biggest mistake in the history of time travel this morning." "I don't intend to make it any worse." "This is Captain Archer." "Can you hear me?" "T'Pol, this is Capt. Archer." "Can you hear me?" " I don't think it's working." " I don't know where he is." "You don't know where who is?" "Sub-Commander... this is Captain Archer." "I'm having trouble understanding you." "Capt. Archer's gone." "A temporal reading in the turbolift." "I don't know where he is." "Daniels brought me to the future." "That's what the temporal reading was all about." "Are you all right?" "Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is... not fair." "Whatever you say." "Just tell me, are you all right?" " We're all confined to our quarters." " Where are you?" "I told you, in my quarters." "No, I mean, Enterprise." "Where's Enterprise?" "There's a helix out my window." "T'Pol, listen to me." "I need your help." "You're going to have to find a way to get into Daniels' quarters." "Do you understand me?" "You're on the ceiling." "Why aren't you on a monitor?" "There's no technology where I am." "I thought you said you were in the future." "Do you remember when I asked you to keep an open mind?" " Yes." " There's a lot more at stake here... than bringing me back, or the mission." "I need you to listen to me very carefully." "I need you to trust me." "It won't work." "We can only access the decoupling pins from outside our quarters." "So if we can't pick the locks... what about the shafts that house the EPS conduits?" "They're adjacent to the air ducts." "They were pretty much blocked off when the ship was completed." "It'd be too tight a squeeze." " What's your definition of "too tight"?" " You or I couldn't get through them." " Maybe a child or..." " Or Hoshi?" "It's possible." "But it would be difficult." "What do you say, Hoshi?" "You willing to give it a try?" "Isn't there some other way that I can help out?" "Something that needs translating?" "You know how claustrophobic I am." "There's no one else that can get through those crawl spaces." "Unless we can reach Crewman Naiman." " She's pretty small." " There's no time." "If this is going to work, we need to begin now." "Ensign Sato." "How far would I have to go to get to the Doctor's quarters?" "40 meters, maybe 45." " Then how far to Lt. Reed's?" " It's not that far, Hoshi." "You can do it." "We need you to do it." " Hoshi?" " Good guess." " How are you holding up?" " Great." "If you don't mind, I'd just like to get this over with." "Good luck." "Whatever you're about to say, I don't want to hear it." "Just get me a shirt." "Third dimension, timeline." "Timeline, first, second..." " What are you doing?" " First, third dimension." "Stand up, Vulcan." "Up!" "No!" "No!" "Stop!" "You certainly took your time." " He had this pressed against my head." " Had to be sure they were preoccupied." "You positive you're willing to do this?" "It could get pretty ugly." " I'm positive." " You've got 30 minutes." "Good luck." "If they regain consciousness, don't hesitate to use these." " Don't worry." " Let's go." "Did you think we wouldn't be watching Daniels' quarters?" "I guess I wasn't thinking." "I guess you weren't." "But you should be thinking now." "Thinking about what will happen to you if you don't answer my questions." "Are you thinking about that, Lt. Reed?" "Good." "Now tell me what this is." "What does it do?" "I don't know." "What does it do?" "I don't know." "Please!" " Yes?" " I was told to destroy it." " I don't know what it does." " Who told you to destroy it?" "Captain Archer, before he left." " He didn't want you to find it." " And why would that be?" "He thought you would use it to contact someone." "I don't know who." "I swear it." "Have the Lieutenant returned to his quarters." "Ready." "Engineering, how did this happen?" "Engineering!" "What is it?" "The antimatter stream has been compromised." " Shut down the warp reactor." " Our engineers aren't responding." " I've sent soldiers." " Keep me informed." "Yes?" "These humans are greater fools than I thought." "They'd rather commit mass suicide than submit to us." " Did you correct the problem?" " It's too late." "The reactor's going to breach." "We can't endanger the helix." "Evacuate your soldiers and have Enterprise towed out of the nebula." "There's very little time." "Will you alert the tractor teams?" "You do it." "I'm busy." "Is that you?" "Can you hear me?" " Report, Ensign." " Antimatter stream's back to normal." "You may have overdone your pyrotechnic display." "The scorching on the starboard nacelle is extensive." "I'll try to remember that next time we have to fake a reactor breach." "Cell Ships, 30 of them." "Thirty-five approaching at high warp." "Maintain your course and speed, Ensign." "I've tried to reach you." "I've tried for two days." "I did what you told me but Archer wasn't on Enterprise." "There was some kind of temporal signature." "I need instructions." "I don't know how to operate this device." "I need your help." "I hear you, but I don't understand." "Repeat what you said." "Please repeat what you said!" "I said, you're an ugly bastard." "You try shape-shifting on me, or pulling one of your chameleon routines... and I promise you, Silik, I'll blow your head off." "Has Enterprise left the nebula?" "Can you see?" "I've brought you Archer!" "He's here, Archer's here!" " There's no need to punish me." " Where's my ship, Silik?" "They've left." "They're gone." "How many Cell Ships did you send after them?" "Silik!" " I don't know, 20, 30." " You're going to call them off... and then you're going to give me those data disks back." "Now get up." " My soldiers won't let you leave." " Shut up." "Get going." " Hoshi, any sign of the Vulcan ship?" " Not yet." "Hull plating on the port-aft quarter's down." "Alter course 10 degrees starboard." "They're closing." "The lead ships are overtaking us." "Port hull plating's down." "Ventral plating as well." " Why'd they stop firing?" " Why waste ammunition?" "They have us surrounded." "Are long-range sensors still operational?" "No Vulcan ship." " Sub-Commander?" " I see them." "Son of a bitch!" "He did it." "One Cell Ship, approaching aft." "Stand down weapons." "Open a channel." "Enterprise to Suliban vessel." "Go ahead, Enterprise." " Good to hear your voice, Captain." " Good to hear yours, too." "I feel like I've been away for a thousand years." "Is everyone all right?" "Lt. Reed suffered some minor injuries, but he's recovering in Sickbay." "Captain, I'm curious." "Why didn't the other Cell Ships try to stop you?" "I know it's not standard Starfleet procedure... but I took a hostage." "By the time he wakes up, we'll be long gone." "Request permission to dock." "Permission granted." "Captain's Starlog, supplemental." "We've joined the Vulcan ship, D'kyr." "It seems that Starfleet and the High Command... are eager to discuss the future of our mission." "While your explanation of how you obtained these disks... is somewhat implausible, it's obvious that Enterprise was not responsible... for the destruction of the colony." "It may seem somewhat implausible to you but..." "Please allow me to finish, Captain." "In less than a single Earth year... you've engaged in armed conflicts with over a dozen species." "You've escalated the conflict between my people and the Andorians... which included the destruction of one of our most sacred monasteries." "You helped 89 Suliban escape from detention." "You may claim to be on a mission of exploration." "I, however, consider you reckless and irresponsible." "A danger to the Quadrant." "Regardless of the evidence presented here..." "I plan to advise the Vulcan High Command... not to change its recommendation to Starfleet." "Enterprise should be recalled." "You guys have wanted to scrub this mission from day one!" "We proved to you that we didn't kill those 3,600 people... but you don't want to hear it!" " You're pathetic!" " That's enough, Commander." "No one's more pleased than I am... that Enterprise wasn't responsible for the tragedy." "But Ambassador Soval's argument may be valid." "Starfleet Command has a difficult decision to make here." "When I was in my early 20s on a trip to East Africa..." "I saw a gazelle giving birth." "It was truly amazing." "Within minutes, the baby was standing up on its own." "A few more minutes, and it was walking." "Before I knew it... it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd." "Humans aren't like that, Ambassador." "We may come from the same planet as those gazelles... but we're pretty much helpless when we're born." "It takes us months before we're able to crawl... almost a full year before we can walk." "Our deep-space mission isn't much different." "We're going to stumble, make mistakes, I'm sure... more than a few, before we find our footing." "But we're going to learn from those mistakes." "That's what being human is all about." "I'm sorry you can't see that." "Your analogy is very colourful, Captain... but I question whether it addresses the consequences of your actions." "The concept of learning from one's mistakes shouldn't be difficult... for a Vulcan of your wisdom to understand, Ambassador." "Our ancestors... discovered how to suppress their volatile emotions... only after centuries of savage conflict." "You spoke of the destruction of the monastery." "What about the Vulcan listening post that Captain Archer found there?" "I would hope that our people... have learned from those events, that using a sacred sanctuary... to spy on others... was a dishonourable practice, to say the least." "I don't wish to contradict Captain Archer... but learning from one's mistakes is hardly exclusive to humans." "Their mission should be allowed to continue." "The Command Council will review the evidence... and listen to what's been said here today." "I'm sure they'll hear from the Vulcans, as well." "I'll let you know as soon as there's a decision." "Good luck, Jonathan." "All of you." "Come in." "I can't be certain, but Crewman Fuller might have seen me coming in here." "She tends to be discreet." "What can I do for you?" "I think you put it over the top." "Forrest said the others couldn't believe it... when you went to bat for us, not to mention that..." " listening post lecture you gave Soval." " You spoke to the Admiral?" "He woke me up in the middle of the night." "Can you believe that?" "I assume with good news." "I think you put it over the top." " I still don't believe in time travel." " The hell you don't."

"Are you saying I was glory-hunting?" "We can't all be heroes." "You always look as bad as that?" "We can be a proper couple." "You're married." "Pacific Solutions..." "So are we partners, then?" "Providing Iraq with private security operatives." "Not to be confused with mercenaries, of course." "Iraq needs good security soldiers while the rebuilding's done." "That's my religion." "No messing with guns for them." "Lester!" "Lester!" "If you're looking for the doctor, she's gone home." "To Iraq?" "If you get yourself killed out there," "I'll come out there and I'll kill you again." "Hurry up, gents." "Transport's outside." "Do not leave your kit alone." "Make sure you have your bags..." "WOMAN:" "Gilgamesh." "It's a very old Iraqi story." "Gilgamesh is searching for eternal life." "But his friends tell him, "Gilgamesh," ""what you seek, you will never find."" "MIKE:" "Excuse me." "Have you seen this doctor around?" "Ahmed, translate this for me." "We're looking for these three men." "We think they were involved in mortar attacks on our base." "I'm looking for Dr Aliya Nabil." "She works here..." "She used to work here." "Have you seen this doctor anywhere?" "Excuse me." "Did any of these men come here for medical attention?" "For gunshot wounds?" "MAN INTERPRETS" "Hold on, hold on." "Have you seen this doctor around?" "Excuse me." "She used to work here." "Why is this doctor so important?" "I met her on my last tour." "I'm worried about her safety." "If you're worried about her safety, why show people her photograph?" "What do you mean?" "They will think she is an informant or a whore." "Oh, right." "Why else would you carry her photograph?" "I get it, all right?" "I get it." "Yes, can I help you?" "I'm chief consultant here." "Uh, we're looking for these three men." "We think they were involved in mortar attacks on our base." "I thought for a moment you might have come to give us some help." "Perhaps donate some equipment." "Yeah, well, have you seen these men?" "If they were involved in any terrorist activity, they would not come here, because they know the British come here looking for them." "Good day." "RADIO PLAYS" "CHEERFUL BANTER" "MUSIC: "What You Give Is What You Get" by Jame" "# If I never ever see you" "# If I never ever see you" "# If I never ever see you again... #" "The Championship is where they're all trying to get to." "Uh-huh." "You've got the Premier League, then the Championship." "Then you've got League One." "Technically, League One is League Three." "Yeah?" "So why do they call it League One?" "They changed it." "Now we've got the Premier..." "How'd you lot get in here?" "It's for Green only." "We located a satellite dish for the CO." "I thought you said you weren't coming back." "Ah, well, the mob had other ideas." "Two tours in less than a year." "Doesn't add up." "Didn't volunteer, did you?" "I heard you got ambushed last year." "We did." "I got out without a scratch." "Lester took one in the neck, but he's all right." "Best of all, the client survived." "Once you've saved a man's life, well, he kept throwing work our way." "So you know..." "Every cloud has a silver lining." "So who is she, then?" "One of the TAs?" "Who's who?" "I asked you did you volunteer." "You changed the subject." "Just leave it, will you?" "Who're you gonna tell that you can trust to keep his mouth shut?" "You have to tell someone." "I know you better than anyone, Michael." "You'll go mad if you don't." "Er, you know that doctor... the one that treated Maysa?" "The Iraqi doctor?" "No." "No!" "No, don't tell me that." "The one that came over to England?" "Aliya, yes." "No chance." "Since when?" "!" "She left England a year ago, I've heard nothing since." "I just wanna know why she went." "I can't get her out of my head." "I tried, but I can't." "..The 20-card challenge, you never do it." "I've got one left." "Click!" "I went to the hospital where she used to work." "My translator says that I can't go around showing photos of her." "Someone might get the wrong idea and she'll be in danger." "And he's not wrong.You seriously think it's gonna work out?" "You get measured up for a dish-dash and live happily ever after?" "No chance." "The Jedi'll cut your bollocks off live on Al-Jazeera." "Just leave it alone." "I'll leave her alone if she tells me to." "But..." "I just, um..." "I want to find her and hear it from her." "Come and see me in the office tomorrow." "Me and Lester have got a proposal for you." "What's wrong with now?" "I dropped an E about half an hour ago." "So I'm no longer fit for purpose." "HE TURNS UP MUSIC" "LIVELY BANTER" "WHISTLING" "What are you saving up for?" "My own pizzeria." "No, really." "Really!" "HE LAUGHS" "What?" "!" "HE GUFFAWS" "AS MOVIE VOICEOVER By day, he was a rogue mercenary." "But by night, he wanted a slice of the action!" "OK..." "Mr Hotshot, what are you going to do with your money?" "I'm gonna come and blow it in your imaginary pizza shop!" "The head honcho at Basra general hospital is called Sadiq Alasadi." "He was imprisoned by Saddam two years ago, so he's got a lot of local support." "He's a doctor, he's a Shia, and he's even got the Sheikh of the Marsh Arabs on his side." "He's what we call connected locally." "I met him when I was up there looking for Ali Babas." "So you know him already." "See?" "Told you this fella had celebrity status." "I wouldn't say I know him, exactly." "Mike, you rescued Maysa." "She was airlifted from that hospital." "Surely you must have some leverage with this bunch?" "Leverage?" "What are you talking about?" "We need you to put a word in for us at the hospital." "A recommendation." "What?" "!" "Danny and I don't just wanna guard the reconstruction, we wanna DO the reconstruction." "Your recommendation will help us secure the contract for the rebuild of the hospital." "We get this rebuild right, we can move onto the clinics." "How do I know you're a trustworthy firm?" "I thought you said he'd be sweet with us." "I dunno, seriously!" "Why would I recommend you and Lester to rebuild a hospital?" "Dunno." "Maybe it's because we know where your Iraqi girlfriend is." "Bollocks." "All I'm asking for is a recommendation." "Do that, and I'll tell you where you can find Aliya." "I thought you told me to leave Aliya alone." "That was me speaking as a friend." "This is me talking as a businessman." "LESTER:" "We will do a good job on the hospital, Mike." "We really are looking at a win-win situation here." "DANNY:" "You need us and we need you." "It's what makes the world go round." "I know where she is." "And I'll tell you." "If that's what you want." "It is what you want, isn't it?" "MAN SHOUTS ANGRILY" "You wait here, I'll get the consultant." "Aliya?" "HE BREATHES HEAVILY" "SHE LAUGHS IN SURPRISE" "You shouldn't have come here." "Just tell me why you went away without explaining why." "Why you never got in touch." "It was better that way." "I tracked down the poem you told me about." "I even bought the book." "SHE CHUCKLES" "Believe me, where I come from, that's not seen as normal behaviour." "Come." "I thought you were an atheist." "Oh..." "I am." "I'm a realist too." "That's why I came back." "You've had a year to think of an excuse and that's the best you come up with?" "Why did you come back to this country?" "Because I love aubergines(!" ")" "Why do you think?" "!" "Because I..." "I can't forget you." "Stop it." "I don't want to hear this." "Because I still love you." "You can't love me, Mike!" "Why not?" "What, because I'm married?" "No." "Because I am." "No, no, no." "No, don't do this to me." "Don't lie to me." "Dear, sweet Mike." "You can't love me... because you have a wife... and I have a husband." "You got married?" "No." "I was already married when I met you." "I thought he was dead." "He was in prison under Saddam and I was told he was dead." "And when I was in England, I heard he was alive." "And he's here?" "You're with him now?" "Yeah." "And do you want to be here with him?" "Take a look around here, Mike." "Take a look in any clinic, any hospitals." "I can help." "So that's what I do." "I help." "I mean, do you really think what happens to you and me is more important than that?" "So you're telling me that in all that time, you never thought about me?" "Not once." "Now, I know that's a lie." "OK..." "I came back home." "And you should go back home too." "SIREN WAILING" "Danny, he's gonna come through for us, isn't he?" "He looks kind of punchy." "Yeah, course he is." "Solid as a rock." "You're gonna be all right with this, aren't you?" "MIKE:" "Yeah, yeah." "So she blow you out, then?" "Danny Peterson, Eric Lester." "Please come in." "Take a seat." "Both ex-military, now in the security and building trade." "Good to meet you, sir." "Ihear you were givin' the finger to Saddam long before we were." "You're American." "I thought you were a British company." "International." "You got a problem with Americans giving' you help?" "Now you tell us(!" ")" "Well, the last American contractors took a lot more than they gave, Mr Lester." "Well, you'll have to take that up with them." "As Mike here will tell ya, we're straight up." "All's we wanna do is help." "HE SPEAKS ARABIC" "You repair refrigerator units?" "Forget about repairs, we'll get you a new refrigerator." "Top spec." "American." "DANNY:" "That's right!" "Let me...show you something, gentlemen." "Please follow me." "Will you snap out of it and step up to the plate?" "You're supposed to be selling us to this fella." "MAN SPEAKS ARABIC Doctor..." "He thinks you've come to take his child to a military hospital." "No, I can't do that." "He says he knows other children have been treated there." "But we can't do that any more, you know, now the hospitals are supposed to be up and running." "You call this up and running?" "MAN SPEAKS ARABIC" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry!" "SADIQ SPEAKS ARABIC" "You know why this baby died, sir?" "I'm...not a doctor." "We needed to put a line into his vein." "But we didn't have one small enough." "All we had was... this." "We tried." "We couldn't get it in." "If we had a child-sized canula then he would have lived." "I'm sure we can fix that." "It's the small things, Mr Lester." "The small things." "I don't want to hear any more big promises from another American hawasim." "Good day, gentlemen." "Mr Sadiq." "Mr Sadiq!" "Just hear me out!" "I'm sorry you've been ripped off in the past, but that's nothing to do with us." "And Mike here...if you don't believe us, at least believe him." "With all the respect in the world, why should I?" "Well, you do know who this is, don't ya?" "This is Sergeant Mike Swift." "He's the fella that rescued the girl from this hospital and took her back to Manchester to be treated." "He's like..." "You know, he's like..." "You know, he's a proper hero!" "Yes, of course, of course, how could I..." "HE SPEAKS ARABIC" "Please..." "That's why you were so interested in the hospital." "Please, please, come in!" "You should have told me sooner, I would have called Aliya over!" "Aliya?" "How do you know Aliya?" "She's my wife!" "Aliya Nabil." "She went to England with you." "Uh-huh." "You're Aliya's husband?" "Thank you, my friend." "Thank you for looking after her so generously." "Thank you." "Small world, eh, Mike?" "Wait till I tell her." "I can't wait to tell her." "So are we straight here?" "Do you recommend these people, my friend?" "Will they do what they promise?" "Mike?" "Yeah, they're good men." "They won't let you down." "OK." "If you come back with, er, paperwork," "I'll sign what you need." "Are you gonna be all right?" "Did you know?" "How the hell could I know?" "Did you know?" "Was it one of your jokes?" "I didn't know." "Mike, honest, I didn't know." "Get the contract?" "'Course we got the contract!" "Nice one." "First of many, mate." "Once that chief doctor recommends us, the work'll come flooding in." "You know what these people are like." "You know, tribal, innit?" "No offence, Yunis." "None taken, you racist." "Yunis, what is a hawasimi?" "Oh, it means "finalist"." "Like, you know, those Iraqis that profit from the situation." "Like..." "I don't know, like..." "not exactly a criminal..." "Oh, not a criminal." "That's a'ight." "No, worse than a criminal." "A parasite." "Like a pimp." "He's got you nailed, then, ain't he?" "MUSIC: "Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas" "# Let's get it started (ha)" "# Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha)" "# Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha)" "# Let's get it started in here Let's get it started (ha)" "# Let's get it started in here... #" "RAP:" "Lose control, of body and soul Don't move too fast, people, Just take it slow" "Don't get ahead, just jump into it" "Ya'll here a body, two pieces to it" "Get started, get stupid" "Ya'll want me body People will walk you through it" "Step by step, like you're into new kid" "Inch by inch with the new solution Trench men hits..." "ARABIC MUSIC" "YUNIS SINGS" "Pizzas in Iraq?" "Are you sure about this?" "Yeah." "We have a country full of wheat, tomatoes and Americans." "I can't fail." "But you've got to come up with a theme." "No-one ever sold a pizza without a theme." "Yeah, I have theme." "One hundred and eighty!" "How do you know about that?" "!" "Leeds." "What about Leeds?" "I did university in Leeds." "Bollocks." "And that's how I learned pizza." "Did you really?" "Yes!" "And you reckon you know darts, then?" "Sure I do." "Give me..." "Say, "Ya Allah." Ya Allah." "That's it." "I'm not blessing you, I wanna win!" "Ya Allah.Ya Allah." "Look at that!" "THEY LAUGH" "What's all this stuff?" "What stuff?" ""Shot, maimed, sniper fire, hearing loss, disease..."" "It's an insurance waiver." "How d'you mean?" "It's cheaper all round if we're not liable for injuries and you buy your own insurance." "You know, it keeps our costs down and puts more money in your pocket." ""Eye injury, land mines... inhalation of biological or chemical..."" "Bruno, all's you'll be doing is guarding a load of brickies and plumbers while they get on with building a school or a generator housing or a hospital." "Now, I know the ragheads like a firework display but they're not likely to have a pop at their own." "They've been havin' a pop at their own..." "Look, talk to Hibbsy if there's a problem!" "All right!" "BOY SHOUTS Tony Blair, George Bush, Tony Blair!" "Hey, Tony Blair, George Bush, hey!" "Tony Blair, George Bush!" "SHE SPEAKS ARABIC Erm..." "Yalla!" "I need you to sign for this." "Is there..." "Is there somewhere we can go to go through the paperwork?" "SHE SPEAKS ARABIC" "You can't come here again, you make it dangerous for me." "Have you been threatened?" "Tell me who, we can come down on them like a ton of bricks." "SHE SCOFFS What?" "You will kill them?" "That's always a good solution, no?" "That has worked for us really well(!" ")" "Look, I want to..." "Look, I want to get you out of Iraq." "I've seen the way things are going here... ..with the, er...the religion and the...the bombings..." "And whose fault is that?" "I think I can help get you a job in England." "I have work to do here." "I explained that." "You will have a miserable life here." "It's home!" "I met Sadiq." "I met your husband at the hospital in Basra." "Oh." "I didn't say anything." "Thank you." "Er..." "I brought you these." "You might not have an empire but you still can make good cigarettes." "They're American, actually." "SHE CHUCKLES" "That makes sense." "I'm not being kind." "It's just..." "I care about you, and I want you to be safe." "You say these things and... they come true." "Is that what you believe?" "What's he saying to you?" "It doesn't matter." "Tell me, what's he saying?" "Is he threatening you?" "What's he saying?" "!" "You threatening her?" "!" "What is he saying?" "You can't help, Mike!" "Even if you knew what he is saying, you couldn't help!" "OK?" "You don't know what I've seen, you don't know what I've been through!" "You don't know, that's your fucking problem, you don't know!" "PLANES PASSING OVERHEAD" "SOBBING" "Hang on, hang on..." "BANTER" "I've prepared a few words here." "HE WHISTLES" "LAUGHTER" "Only messing', I'm only messin'." "The first time I laid eyes on Yunis, in his dodgy trackie and his shades, I thought, "Bugger me, it's Ali G."" "But despite his dress sense and his bad jokes... he's rock solid." "And now he's earned his money, he's gonna piss off and leave us all to be shot at." "He's opening a pizza place, which I'm sure will be boss." "As we're about to find out." "Now, being a good Muslim boy, Yunis doesn't drink." "Likes the odd wank but he doesn't drink." "So we're all gonna have a drink on his behalf." "Cheers, Yunis.Yunis." "Good luck, mate.Cheers." "Look at that with that little pink book with the picture on it!" "HIBBS:" "Lads, it's freezin' out here and it's starting to rain." "LESTER:" "Not in here, it's not." "HE LAUGHS" "Now you believe me, I'm gonna make money?" "Bloody hell." "You really do know what you're doin', don't ya?" "I've already started." "I've got a couple of restaurants buying them," "I've got the local bakery buying them, I've got..." "I've got street sellers." "I admit it, you're... you're a genius." "That is mint." "As-Salamu Alaykum." "YUNIS:" "Hibbs..." "Er, hello." "Salaam." "Hibbs, my friend." "As-Salamu Alaykum." "Hibbs." "His brother's got a local dairy." "I'm getting mozzarella, man!" "Never seen a man so excited about cheese." "HE SPEAKS ARABIC" "As-Salamu Alaykum." "Who's let you two out on patrol?" "Ah, Lance Corporal Hibbs." "Salaam, Abdel." "Salaam." "Salaam." "You all right?" "Oh, it's all right, Yunis, I know these two." "I trained 'em." "When they turned up." "He trained us well." "I always turn up now." "HIBBS LAUGHS" "Lads, get in here and check out Yunis's set-up." "It's unbelievable." "DANNY:" "Yeah, I know." "We're sending Bruno in." "I've ordered an Hawaiian..." "GUNFIRE" "Oh, fuck..." "Oh, fuck..." "Oh, fuck..." "Oh, fuck..." "Yunis!" "Yunis!" "Yunis!" "T1 casualty." "We have a man down." "Stomach wound, chest wound... 150." "Pulse 150." "We'll need immediate medical assistance on arrival." "Right you are." "It's all right, mate.Danny, we're set up for an ambush here." "Yunis, come on." "Hibbsy...get that open." "Shit, I can't fucking open it." "Hold on, mate." "I'm with you." "There you go, mate." "You'd pay ten quid a wrap for that in Longsight." "Just hang in there, lad." "There you go." "Right?" "Hibbsy, get the field pack ready for him." "HIBBS:" "Come on, mate, you're doing great, yeah?" "We'll soon have you sorted, yeah?" "Danny, Hibbsy, come on!" "We're sittin' ducks here." "Come on, you're doing great, mate." "Right, look at me, look at me." "Ready?" "One...two..." "Oh, fucking..." "LESTER:" "Let's go, let's go, let's go." "No, no, no, get a dressing on him!" "Right, let's go, come on." "Get a dressing on him." "Here we go." "Let's go." "Hang on, mate." "Hang on, Yunis, hang on, mate, you're doing good." "You're doing good." "Yunis, you're doing good here." "Yunis, we'll get this dressing on you, right?" "Yunis, we'll have you fixed now." "Yunis..." "Yunis." "Yunis." "Come on." "Yunis..." "Yunis, hang on, mate, come on..." "Come on, come on." "Yunis..." "Come on, get out!" "Let's go!" "Get a dressing on him!" "Come on, he's gone." "Come on, now." "Yunis, come on." "Hibbsy, all right!" "He's fucked!" "Fuck off!" "Come on, let's go!" "LESTER:" "We pay for his funeral." "We give his wife and kids some money." "And then we let it go." "And that's it?" "We do nothing?" "Son, technically speaking, we don't even have to do that." "For some reason, he didn't have insurance." "What about going after the blokes who killed him?" "What do we do when we find them?" "Hand them over to the Iraqi police?" "Those lads were IN the Iraqi police." "That doesn't make it right, does it?" "Wake up!" "Yunis got shot for collaboratin' with us!" "For trying to do somethin'!" "You know, there is no right in this country!" "It's just wrong and wronger!" "What happened to rebuilding the country?" "Eh?" "What happened to gettin' them back on their feet?" "We should go after his killers!" "We owe him that much!" "You owed him protection when you were too busy eating' pizza, son!" "Don't tell ME we were ducking' our responsibilities!" "Fuck!" "Look...you're a good lad." "Right?" "And I love you to bits." "It might not feel like it right now, but I'm just lookin' out for ya." "Eh?" "So we don't do anything?" "LESTER:" "We don't do anything that distracts us from doing our job properly." "And keeping our own asses out of a shroud." "We go your way and we're lettin' everybody down, including Yunis." "Is he gonna be a'ight?" "Solid as a rock." "Just feels things." "Sensitive." "No, he'll be fine." "Expand and diversify." "What?" "All this that just happened... it's a message from God." "Expand...and diversify." "I need a favour." "I need you to bend some rules." "Again?" "Yeah, again." "Listen to Marry Poppins here." "Sorry, mate." "Putting that word in for you at the hospital is the last bit of rule-bending I do for you." "And why did you recommend us to Sadiq, man?" "Remind me." "So you could knob his wife." "Come down off your high horse and join the rest of us in the gutter." "What do you want?" "When are you finished here?" "Next week, thank God." "Can you take Hibbsy out with ya?" "I can get him to Kuwait but I can't trust him to get on the flight.Eh?" "His mate got mullered last night." "Iraqi lad." "His head's gone, Mike." "The CO's never gonna fly one of you lot out in a million years." "I just want you to hold his hand." "I need him to get home." "What about you?" "When are you going home?" "The madness here... it's like..." "I dunno, I just..." "I get it." "D'you know what I mean?" "SIREN" "REPORTER: 'The first bomb exploded at 8:51am 'on a train 100 yards inside a tunnel 'deep below the surface near Aldgate East." "'Within minutes it was clear this was a major incident." "'Hundreds were injured, seven died here." "MAN: 'Everyone thought they were gonna die." "'People started saying prayers, breaking the carriage windows...'" "Yeah, well, so much for the war on terror." "'..the emergency lights came on and the screaming intensified." "'The hysteria...'" "Must be nice to always be right." "Still...you must be used to this kind of thing." "Not really." "Half the Muslim fundamentalists are over here." "'Suggestions the blasts were due to an electrical power surge 'on the underground were cruelly dismissed...'" "Unbelievable." "I'm glad they did it." "What?" "Did what?" "I'm glad they bombed London." "Takes that for people like Katy to realise what sort of people they are." "You were always telling me they were good people." "Every day, we have to put up with stuff like that." "Every single day." "Go and organise a peace march now and see how many you get." "You went there to help them." "Well, I was wrong." "They're scum." "Maybe people like you will realise that now." "This isn't you talking." "I know what you're really like and this isn't..." "Katy, shut up!" "This IS me talking, so you'd better get used to it!" "No." "I know..." "Just because we grew up together, doesn't mean you own me!" "I never said..." "People change, yeah?" "!" "People grow up!" "People turn out not to be what you thought they were!" "Why don't you just accept it?" "!" "Lee, Son, come on..." "TONY BLAIR: 'They seek to change our country... 'and our way of life by these methods." "We will not be changed." "You happy now?" "'Now the long and arduous task of finding those responsible." "'Anti-terrorist officers are investigating... 'if this was the work of suicide bombers." "'Margaret Gilmore, BBC News.'" "Mike, we..." "Do you want to tell me anything, Mike?" "Like what?" "I know." "Mike." "You know?" "What do you know?" "I know you weren't called up." "I know you volunteered for that second tour." "Oh." "Why would anyone do that?" "Why would anyone volunteer?" "I'm sorry, I just..." "I just felt I had to, you know?" "I'd..." "I'd seen what it was like, and..." "I'd seen it, and..." "I knew I could handle it." "Didn't you think I could handle it?" "I know you can." "You're tougher than me." "What's brought this on?" "Guilty conscience." "You ready for this?" "The question is, is Dubai ready for us?" "Have you got the figures on Iraq's spend for infrastructure?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I didn't think I'd weigh in with the stats." "Thought I'd kick off with a couple of gags." "Don't fuck around, Danny." "The sheikhs who built this place from sand did it in ten years and I assure you they didn't do it by fuckin' around." "Three Arabs walk into a bar..." "I mean it, Danny." "This is the big one." "Ten times the market." "We get these guys behind us, you could live in a place like this." "Come in, gentlemen." "We didn't know who else to turn to, to be honest." "I know he's not himself, but I'm not sure what difference I could make." "It's like they sent a different lad back." "I think we've all changed a bit." "You know...we saw stuff..." "We were hoping you could have a word." "Someone who's been through the same who can have a word." "Snap him out of it." "He'll listen to you, Mike." "He always has." "You were the reason he joined up in the first place." "If I told you the Shia militia were infiltrating the local police, could you do anything about it?" "Bloody hell, I thought we were talking about women and football!" "What?" "!" "Right..." "An Iraqi mate of mine... got killed in Basra." "Right, and the police did it." "And everybody knew." "And nobody wanted to touch 'em." "I mean..." "I can't see how that fits with makin' the country better." "Everybody knows that we're letting the Shia militia run the police, it's the only way of keeping the lid on things down there." "Well, we might as well throw the towel in, then." "Give in to the bastards who bombed London while we're at it." "It's about the art of survival, that's all." "You don't learn anything in the Green?" "My sister, she's against..." "HE SIGHS" "Right, what I mean is..." "Do you still think...we went in there for the right reasons?" "Erm... maybe." "At first." "But now..." "I dunno." "A lot of us went back for the very wrong reasons." "So...you're going back out there?" "I've got to." "I've got things to finish." "Well, at least take this out with you." "If it's all the same with you, Mike, I'd rather have an Xbox." "Want another pint?" "So the thing is, gentlemen, we cannot lose money." "All contracts awarded in Iraq are on a cost-plus basis." "If we go over our own estimated costs, any overspend is reimbursed by the government." "And who determines if there's been an overspend?" "We do." "That's what I'm tellin' ya." "The contractor names a figure and the US and Iraqi government pay it." "There's no safer investment in the world right now than Iraq." "You stepped up to the plate, Danny." "HE LAUGHS" "I gotta say, you stepped up to the plate." "All right, don't get too emotional, don't start cryin'." "In a year we won't even need to be in Iraq." "We can run things from here." "What, and die of boredom?" "Merry Christmas, Danny!" "You buyin', then?" "Hey, we got a plane to catch in two hours." "Ease up on the foreplay and we might just make it!" "Hello, ladies." "Haven't got long, so we'd best talk prices." "Thank you to all of you for the work you're doing here." "I know it's particularly tough being away from your families..." "Turkey's dry as a bone." "Mmmmwah!" "About time you got one of these." "Now, I thought we agreed we weren't giving each other presents." "Ha-hah!" "Oh, that's great." "That is a great present." "All the lads swear by these." "Thanks." "Thank you." "I thought you'd like it." "I do." "I do." "Go on, try it on, then." "Did SHE help you choose it?" "Who?" "Are you gonna tell me her name?" "I thought I could pretend I didn't know... ..but..." "I do." "I know." "The more I've thought about..." "the way you've been with me..." "You hardly ever come near me." "And there was a time when I couldn't bend over to load the dishwasher without you leaping on me.I don't know what you're talking about.Mike!" "If you have a shred of feeling left for me, you will not sit there and lie to me." "Please don't lie to me." "She was a doctor." "# A very merry Christmas" "# And a happy New Year" "# Let's hope it's a good one" "# Without any fear" "# And so this is Christmas... #" "'Thank you to all of you for the work you're doing here." "'I know it's particularly tough being away from your families 'over Christmas and New Year 'and it must be very hard at...'" "Oh, my days!" "Hey up!" "I didn't think you'd be back today." "No-one told me." "Danny didn't even mention it." "I told him." "He must've forgotten." "Good to see ya." "Well, what's happening?" "Hey." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas to you, too." "I'm on stag on Christmas Day - can you believe that?" "You're joking me." "Hey up, lad." "How's it going?" "I'll do it for you, if you want." "I wouldn't mind just getting straight back in the saddle." "You sure?" "Yeah." "All right." "Just for a couple of hours, then, yeah?" "I'll catch up on some kip and I'll come on at teatime." "Sound, yeah.Sweet.All right." "See you in a bit, then." "What's with the bag?" "Um..." "I'm gonna do my Christmas cards." "'...is greater today than it's ever been, 'because if Iraq does stabilise and become a democracy, then...'" "An Iraqi?" "It was a terrible time and, um..." "That woman that came over with you, wasn't it?" "Course it was!" "I asked you her name and you pretended you didn't know." "I knew right there and then!" "What's going on?" "Can you just leave us for a minute?" "I want her to stay." "I don't want her hearing this." "What are you scared about?" "That they'll hear what a shit you are?" "It's just not right that she hears this.I want her to stay." "Why don't we start selling tickets(?" ") A merry Christmas to you, too, Dad." "Go on, get you." "You too, Jess." "No, I want to stay." "Me and your mum have got stuff to sort out." "Tell me what's going on and I'll go." "Your dad's being having an affair..." "Nicky!" "Lovely, isn't it(?" ") Since when?" "No sex for months..." "Nicky!" "...and here's me, wracking me brains for what I could do!" "If I'd known it was the headscarf, I could've got one from Ashton Market!" "Jess, get out, leave us alone!" "Fucking loser." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "What did you say to me?" "You can't talk to me like that any more!" "Because whatever I do, it will never be as bad as what you've done!" "And I said you were a fucking loser!" "SHE SOBS" "Wake up!" "What?" "You've overslept!" "We've just walked in here and no-one tried to stop us." "What's the story, leaving the gates open for Father Christmas(?" ")" "Hibbsy's covering for me." "Hibbsy's not even in the country." "He's back." "He said you knew.I've heard some stories in my time..." "He's back, I tell ya!" "He said he'd do me stag for a couple of hours." "Tell me where he is, because he's not on that gate!" "No fucker's on that gate!" "Get up!" "What a joke!" "Jesus Christ!" "Goddammit!" "Does he even have a weapon?" "What the hell's he doing?" "Your husband was a s-s-strong man." "Yeah?" "Um..." "Yeah..." "A strong man." "Yeah?" "Your dad told me that you were going to be an engineer and you were going to be a doctor and you were going to be a lawyer, right?" "I going to be the lawyer." "Oh, good." "Good lad, yeah." "Cos your dad told me that you all work hard at school." "We don't go to school." "Not any more.Oh, um..." "Why not?" "No money for school." "Oh..." "I will pay... for their school." "I will pay, yeah?" "This is all my savings." "OK?" "This is everything I've got, yeah?" "I want..." "I want you to have it." "Please!" "For them." "For them, for school." "I know..." "I know you don't have Christmas, but have this for Christmas." "This is... is my phone number, yeah?" "Telephone number?" "You call me if you need any more, yeah?" "Yeah, good lad." "Don't forget - you call me, yeah?" "If..." "If you need any more, you just..." "I-I loved Yunis." "Yunis was like a brother to me." "Merry Christmas...yeah?" "Merry Christmas." "So what do we do now?" "I'm not doing anything." "You're moving out." "Is that what you want?" "Don't throw it back at me, Mike." "Don't you dare throw it back at me!" "Because I don't want that." "I think it would be a mistake." "I think we've got too much going for us." "I think we can get over this." "I want you to look me in the eye... and tell me what you would do if she walked in here right now and said she wanted you." "That's not going to happen." "But if it did... if it did... who would you choose?" "It's funny, isn't it?" "I spent every day dreading bad news from Iraq" "but I never thought it would be this." "The thing is..." "It's mad out there." "It does things to your head." "And I lost sight of stuff." "And in the middle of that awful, stinking mess," "I found..." "I don't know... ..her." "So all the other lads been shagging the locals?" "I'm trying to explain this wasn't about that." "PHONE RINGS" "That her, is it?" "No, it's not her." "It's Danny." "So why don't you answer it?" "We're in the middle of this!" "No, we're not." "We're at the end." "He's not answering." "You promised he was gonna be all right." "I knew his head was gone but I chose to believe you." "Good call(!" ")" "What do we do now?" "We sit and we wait." "He's gone AWOL." "I'm not jeopardising more men for him." "That what you'd do if I was out there?" "This business is built on calculated risk.Fuck you." "Don't even think about it, Danny." "What are you doing?" "Something." "How are we going to find him?" "Maybe he left a trail of breadcrumbs, you track him back to the witch's house!" "What are you going to get in a car, drive around and hope you find him?" "That's pretty much the plan, yeah." "I'm telling you, don't do this!" "MAN:" "Hello." "Lance Corporal Hibbs." "I'm not lance corporal any more." "You were when you trained me." "I didn't train you for this." "All you had to do was go home." "You got rid of Saddam, but then you should have let us get on with running our own country." "Kill each other, you mean?" "Like you killed my mate?" "!" "You know how many Iraqis your bombs kill?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Answer me!" "Answer me!" "What?" "Half a million!" "So don't talk to me about killing." "Don't try and tell me you're better." "This is so fucked up." "We agree on that, Lance Corporal Hibbs." "Can I tell you something?" "Because you don't know me." "I used to play cards between me left hand and me right when I was bored off school" "when I had no-one else to play with." "HE SWALLOWS" "Me dad was a printer." "He used to keep half a smoked cigarette behind his ear." "Whenever he kissed me good night" "I could smell the ink and tobacco." "I never went out." "I never lived when I was young." "My sister would bring her boyfriends home on a Saturday night," "I'd be sat in me pyjamas watching Casualty, eating cornflakes." "I was a quiet lad." "So you see...my life wasn't supposed to end like this." "TAPPING" "THEY SPEAK IN ARABIC" "# Floating down" "# Through the clouds" "# Memories come rushing up to meet me now" "# But in the space between the heavens" "# And the corner of some foreign field" "# I had a dream" "# I had a dream... #" "RAIN SPATTERING" "# Goodbye, Max" "# Goodbye, Ma... #" "Yalla." "Allahu Akbar!" "My name is Lee Hibbs from Manchester." "I am in Iraq working as a private military contractor." "I think the United States Army and the British Army should leave Iraq" "and let the Iraqi people decide for themselves their own future." "My name is Lee Hibbs." "And I should not be here." "# You take her frail hand... #" "Mum's told you I'm joining up?" "It's not an easy option, you know." "Maybe I wanna see action." "Danny, you screwed the oilfield contract when you bullied and bribed and forged documents." "These people can't stop killing each other." "These people?" "All of them?" "!" "I've changed, you haven't, get over it." "ALIYA:" "Why did you come back to this country?" "People will think she's a prostitute." "SHE CRIES OUT IN PAIN" "Does anyone know you've come here?" "If they catch you, they will kill her."

"My name is Nick." "My last name, which I loathe, is Twisp." "Which would be a nice name if I planned on becoming an evil nurse in a mental institution." "I am a voracious reader of classic prose an aspiring novelist and feel the world would be a better place if every radio station played Sinatra's "My One and Only Love" at least once an hour." "Needless to say, I'm still a virgin." "I live in Oakland with my charming mother." " Estelle..." " Her latest boyfriend, Jerry is a truck driver and pathological liar." "If a woman answered the phone, it was probably just the maid." "He's a real prize." "I'm gonna bite you." "No." " Hi, Nick." " Hi." " Have three more for you." " Oh, thanks, Mr. Ferguson." "Our neighbor Mr. Ferguson likes to bring us mail from our mailbox." "He's a former activist with a bleeding heart and too much time." "He's always getting arrested for staging protests and harboring illegal aliens in his basement." "He's a good man, but very strange." "My dad is currently in between jobs." "He would love to not have to work at all but he's burdened with crippling child-support payments." "When am I gonna start getting an allowance?" "I'm getting tired of not having a cell phone." "I'm afraid you're gonna have to work it out with your mom." " Lacey is Dad's girlfriend." " Baby I cooked for you." " You made me a snack." " Come here." "She's 25 and a budding cosmetologist." " I love it." " Does my baby like it?" "It's amazing and incredibly irritating to me how much action everyone around me seems to be getting." "With one exception." "My sister saw Millie holding hands with some college guy." "My friend Lefty's had a crush on a girl named Millie Filbert since third grade." "He's the only person more miserable than I am." "You know, I've been taping my dick to my right leg at night with duct tape." "I think of Millie in her green summery dress and I get hard." "It starts to push against the tape..." "Putting counter-rotational tension on the shaft." " Right." " That's nice." "In case you haven't heard, Lefty's erect member takes a sudden and dramatic turn to the east about midway up." " War." " Well, you might wanna get it fixed before you ask Millie out." "That's very true." "What if I shove it up the wrong hole?" "What if we go out and she doesn't even like me?" "We get to know each other and she hates me?" "We get married and have a kid but he's not good at anything, has no talents?" "I wonder if it's worth it." "Either way, you probably wanna get your dick straightened out." " Is Jerry here?" " He just went out." "That hunk-of-shit Chevy he sold us made it 17 miles before the engine blew up." "And we found evidence of a banana in the transmission." "So he owes us $900." "Well, I'm quite certain that he spent that $900 on his new Lincoln." "Maybe you'd better come back and speak with him directly." "He's a pretty stubborn man, so you might have to get physical." "That can be arranged." "After living in Oakland for 16 years I've noticed it's filled with women who have zero interest in me." "Hey, Karen." "Nick." "Oh, right." "Physics?" "American History." "You were close." "What is that?" "Oh, La Strada." "It's a Fellini movie." "So random." "They were out of Miss Congeniality 2:" "Armed and Fabulous so I went for a random..." " Chad." "Fuck you." " Oh, fuck you, you love it." "Hey, does that movie come with tampons for your pussy?" "You know, Chad, I'll be upset if it doesn't." "In the movies, the good guy gets the girl." "In real life it's usually the prick." "Nick, get out here." "Nick." "Nick." "Nick, do you know anything about this?" "Oh, yeah." "Those sailors came by." "They want their money back." "Apparently there was some sort of banana in the transmission." "You tell them I was coming back?" "Now, why would I do that?" "Jerry, what are you gonna do?" "Go get the Lincoln washed." "You're leaving?" "What happens when that sailor comes back?" "To escape the threat of ill-tempered sailors we're going to Clear Lake for a week to stay in a cabin owned by a friend of Jerry's." "Since I have no life, I figure I have nothing to lose." "We're going on vacation." "Jerry." "I thought you said it was a cabin." "Come on, Estelle." "It's real cute on the inside." "I say we let the kid do the dishes and you and I retire to the master bedroom." "Do you think Jerry is someone that I can look forward to having around for years to come?" "Nick, how many men are interested in a woman who's 48 years old has a kid, no money and stretch marks?" "I think you're selling yourself short, Mom." "Leave open the possibility of a stretch-mark fetishist." "Oh, watch your smart mouth." "So you're gonna do the dishes, okay, hon?" "Gerald and I will be in back, playing Scrabble." "Your robe's open." " So are you staying near here?" " We live down the block." "Oh, spitting distance." "So to speak." "Hi, Stuck-up." " Hi." " Honey, this is Sheeni Saunders." "She stopped by to introduce herself." "Isn't that neighborly?" " Yes." "Yes." " She's on her way to the store." "I volunteered your help carrying her bags." "Sounds fun." "You know, your family's arrival excited considerable interest among the residents." " Your father's beer cooler on the..." " Oh, no, he's not my father." "Jerry's my mother's consort." "He and I have no blood links of any kind." "Well, that seems to be worth something." "Yesterday the most exciting thing in my life was the thought of Jerry being beaten senseless by three sailors." "Now I'm spending time with a beautiful, interesting girl and I have no idea how it happened." "Here we are." "Wow, a second floor." "Yes." "Father bought it so we could look down on the world." "What does your father do?" "He's a lawyer." "Wow, this is really nice." " Where are your parents?" " They're at church." "Would you like a tour?" "Sure." "Kitchen." "This is Mother's Farfisa organ." "Father added this extension so he could fit these 64 pipes in." "Dining room." "Here's a family portrait." "And this is my room." "Didn't you just love Breathless?" "Jean-Paul was completely gripping." "If you like French people, I suppose." "Yeah." "I can see it." "I think my favorite film was Tokyo Story." "I just think Mizoguchi is a great director." "It's a great film." "But wasn't that by Ozu?" "Who can say?" "There's nothing quite as good as vinyl." "Yeah, it's very textural." " Do you like Frank Sinatra?" " I do." "But my all-time favorite is Serge Gainsbourg." "So you really like the French, don't you?" "I wanna live in France." "I wanna live all over the world." "I know there's so much more than this out there." "My parents are religious fanatics." "They're exhausting." " Bye." " Bye." "Hey, Sheeni?" "Do you think you'd like to join me at the beach tomorrow after breakfast?" "I'd love to." " Yes?" " Hello, Mr. Saunders." "I'm Nick." "I'm here to see Sheeni." "I understand you've invited her to the beach." "That's right." "Well, I trust, sir, you are aware that in doing so you have entered into an oral contract to perform in loco parentis i.e., to provide for the safety and welfare of aforementioned minor female." " Ready?" " Very ready." "Bye, Father." "Goodbye, Mr. Saunders." "Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas?" "Sure." "You get turned on easily." "Don't stop, Nick." "It's only natural." "Girls are fortunate in that it doesn't show." "For all the world knows my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak." "Is it?" "Should we do my front now?" "Okay." "I'm up for it." "Thank you." "What's your last name?" "Dillinger." "Twisp." "Sheeni Saunders." "She's complicated, mischievous and at this point I'd be willing to give up everything in my life to be with her." "Nick, you're very nice, but I should tell you I have a boyfriend." "Oh, I see." "His name is Trent." "We've been together for a while, actually." "What's he like?" "He's 17 6'2", fluent in French plays the piano, is a champion swimmer and writes futurist percussive poetry." "Oh, I'm not familiar with futurist percussive poems." "I could recite one of Trent's, if you'd like." "Please do." "Ram dam 12" "Sizzle mop" "Crunch down" "Safety net" "Hot, hot, hot Void" "Well, that certainly sounds like a poem." "Jeez, he sounds great." "Well, you know, I also have a sweetheart for the moment, so..." "Really?" "What's her name?" "Her name is Martha Singwall." "She's 16." "She's got toasted almond hair, so..." "She's only just recently returned from Nice where she's been conducting sociological research on the assimilation problems of Italian immigrant workers down there." "She's also a professional model that specializes in lingerie." "She likes me quite a bit." "She tells me that she loves my hair." " She sounds wonderful." " Yes, I think you'd like her, Sheeni." "Trent sounds great, too, aside from being freakishly tall." "He certainly does seem to have a knack for smashing ungraceful words together and deeming it a poem." "Well, thanks for a lovely day, Nick." "Don't mention it." "I think of this girl being swept away by some pretentious poet and it crushes me." "She could never like me." "Unless I decided to radically change every detail of my personality I'm going to die a virgin." " Nick?" " Sheeni, nice to see you." "I was going for a walk and thought I'd drop by." "I remembered that you lived here." "I'm sorry I got upset about Trent." "It was immature." "I'm not normally like that." "He sounds like a great guy." "I'd love to hear more of his poetry." "Do you wanna go to the beach?" "Or get breakfast?" "Actually, I'm going on a hike." "I'd ask you to come but you haven't got boots, provisions, maps or a compass." "I do all my hiking freeform." "Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder." "What the hell is going on?" "This is a private journal." "Trent is not an affected twit." "Sheeni, how would you like it if I read your journal?" "Go ahead." "It's written in a shorthand of my own devising." "A necessity for a girl with Christian parents." "What does this say?" "Wouldn't you like to know?" "That last passage would be of particular interest to you." "I doubt that." "I have very little interest in reading about Trent's beautiful shoulders." "I haven't made love with Trent, if that's what you wanna know." "I've only made love once and it was less than erotic." "But I hear it gets better with practice." "You're a virgin." "I can tell." "Kiss me, you weenie." "Sheeni, I think I love you." "Of course you do." "Well, your hormones certainly do." "Sheeni." "Yes, Mother." "I'm just here with Nick." "Let's see this young heathen." "Hello, Mrs. Saunders." "It's nice to meet you." "I doubt that very much." " See you tomorrow, Nick." " Okay." "Goodbye, Sheeni." "Goodbye, Mrs. Saunders." "Look into your soul, young man, before it's too late." "I will." "Jerry sniffed out a trailer he wants to buy and insisted we go check it out." "I told Sheeni I was going to write a book about her." "She said it was a terrible idea." "Jerry, all the closets are full of mouse doodles." " I might take 950." " Nine hundred." " Nine-ten." " We're in business." "Oh, come here." "Come here, come here." "Hello." "Hello." "Nicky, look, isn't he cute?" "He's adorable." "How much?" "Ten dollars." "All I have is a Subway card with four stickers." "Sold." "Thank you, Nicky." "I think I'm going to name him Albert." "After Albert Camus." "That night was my first indisputable make-out session with a girl." "After grappling in the warm darkness with Sheeni I found this note in my back pocket." "I thought she had been caressing my ass." "Dear Nick." "Please excuse me for reading your journal." "I have found that people who can resist temptation invariably lead depressingly stunted lives." "Naturally I was charmed by what you wrote about me." "Your contemplation of suicide and your invention of Martha cannot help but evoke a strong emotional response in my breast." "We are both young." "Let's just live and what happens will happen." "Yours affectionately, Sheeni." "I have to leave today." "Jerry threw his back out last night in bed with my mother so he has to be reunited with his painkillers back in Oakland." "We're leaving in an hour." "So this will be goodbye." "Goodbye." "You don't have to act so brave, Sheeni." "I wouldn't judge you if you started to cry." "No, Nicky." "It's Albert." "He snuck out of my room last night." "When I woke up, he had shredded the family Bible." "My parents took it as a sign of evil." "Now I have to find someone who will take him." " Well, I'll take him." " You will?" "I'll have to hide him from my mother because she can't stand dogs but it's a risk I'm willing to take." "He's our lovechild." "Sheeni, I can't stand the thought of you falling in love with some egotistical poet while I'm gone." "I've had a great time with you." "It was a really lovely summer fling." "But I can't put my whole life on hold." "You don't even live here." "But we could run away together." "We can escape our families live like outlaws together." "No offense, Nicky, but it's not exactly in your constitution." "What if my dad could get a job here in Ukiah and I come live with him?" "My mother depends on the child-support money but maybe I could get kicked out." "That's a lot of what-ifs." "Do you think you could help me find some job opportunities for my dad?" "It's possible." "We can do this, Sheeni." "This can happen." "Well, look at you taking control of the situation." "I'll do whatever I have to do." "I've never had anything in my life that I wanted to fight for so much." "Then we'll have to figure out a way for you to be kicked out." "You have to be bad, Nicky." "Be very, very bad." "I have a tall mountain to climb with many treacherous glaciers to cross." "But finally I've obtained an entry visa to the paradise that lays beyond." "I won't let him out of my sight." "Where's the Nova?" "See that, babe?" "They took it back." "Sailors are all talk all the time." "Jerry." "Shit on a goddamn dick." "I have spent the last 15 years trying to get this house to look just perfect." "Oh, God, Nick." "Go get a pan quick." "It's dripping on my new shag." "Yeah, I'll get a pan." "You should have given that man his money back." "Holy shit." "There's still water in the windshield thing." "But how'd they even get it in here?" "Looks like they took it apart piece by piece and then reassembled it." "But that would take an army of mechanics to do that." "Or a Navy." "Or a Navy, baby." "I told my parents about my sister going all the way with Carlo." "Now she's playing that damn Ashlee Simpson album over and over." "My life is a living hell, Nick." "It is a living hell." "Damn." "I think I've got something to cheer you up, my friend." "His name is Albert." "I don't know why you have a dog." "You hate dogs." "This is more than a dog." "This is my only tangible link to the love of my life." "You met a girl?" "She isn't just a girl, Lefty." "She's a comely angel sent to teach me about all that is good in the world." "Is she prettier than Millie Filbert?" "Lefty after seeing Sheeni you would look at Millie and you would see no more than a slatternly wench trying to muddy your perception of what a pretty girl should be." "How do I know you're not making this girl up?" "Your life has really changed since I last saw you, Nick." "How are things going with Millie?" "I got this book, Lovemaking for Advanced Gourmets." "I'm looking up some tips so I can really blow her mind." "For instance, there's one in here." "You're supposed to stick your pinkie inside of a girl's bumhole." " Liar." " Read it and weep." "I have it marked right there." "I think that Sheeni might find this pinkie technique less than romantic." "Could I borrow this?" "Might be one or two things I should know." "Yeah, it's fine." " Hello?" " Hi, Nicky." "Have you any misdeeds to report?" "I'm working on it." "Nicky." " You sound concerned." " lf you don't take the initiative how do you think you'll feel when I marry Francois?" "Who's Francois?" "My future French husband." "Well, I mean, I can't wait for you forever." "Nick, how is my darling Albert?" "Albert is great." "We've been going on these bonding jogs twice daily which he loves." "I've been enjoying them too." "They've been getting me into great shape." "That's wonderful, darling." "My one and only love needs me to be bad to overcome the inhibitions that compel me to be law-abiding polite to my elders and excessively nice." "I have decided to create a supplementary persona named Francois Dillinger." "Bold contemptuous of authority and irresistible to women." "Francois is just the type of aggressive sociopath who can wage, and win, a war of nerves." "Better give your mother a hug, son." "Oh, no." "It turns out Jerry had a heart attack in a Dallas bar and took it badly." "He died." "When will the body arrive?" "I'm afraid it's already been shipped, ma'am to his wife." "His wife?" "Yes, ma'am, his wife." "It's also my duty to inform you she wishes to claim the Lincoln which he registered to this address." "It's okay." "There, there." "It's gonna be okay." "There, there." "Everything will be okay." "Those are my records." "What are you doing?" "You're not gonna get this girl by listening to records and jerking off." "Well, that wasn't my entire plan." "What is your plan, shithead?" "Slouching your shoulders while Trent boy has her on his lap?" "I don't need you here right now." "I just need to think." "Well, I'm not going anywhere." "Not until you sink your filthy dick in this tomato." "Not until you get what you want." "Now it's time to rebel, Nick." "It's time to be bad." "It's not a good day for that." "My mom got some devastating news." "That's perfect." "She's vulnerable." "She's fragile." "Now, what does she value more than anything?" "She values her things." "With the guidance of Francois I quickly transformed myself into a textbook juvenile delinquent." "Sheeni has held up her end of the bargain by finding Dad work at a magazine called Progressive Plywood." "She called him pretending to be a headhunter." " Really?" " It took some convincing on her part." "Sounds cool, but I don't know much about wood." "That's not what I've heard." "To my chagrin, the magazine is owned by the father of Trent Preston." " Let me go first, this is heavy." " There were no other options." "Nice house, right?" "Oh, thank you." "Oh, thanks." "Ex-squeeze me." "Sit over there." " Oh, Nicky." " Morning, everyone." "Isn't it nice of Officer Westcott to drop by so early and have breakfast with us?" "Oh, it sure was." "Yeah, that's nice." "Oh, your father called." "He got a job in Ukiah." "That's good for him." "Good." "Do you think it might be a good idea if I moved in with him for a little bit?" "You know as well as I do that's not gonna work." "I depend on that child-support money to eat." "Shouldn't you depend on child-support money to support your child?" "Hey, be nice to your mom, kid." "She's grieving." "When do I take this off?" "How long do you leave it on for?" "Just leave it on for three minutes." "Shit." "Those fuckers are taking a shower together." "How repulsive." " Shit!" "Shit!" "Turn it off!" " Fuck!" "What was all that racket last night?" "Nicky, I'm sorry if we disturbed you." "You know, this is my home too." "All of a sudden some stranger starts staying over, I'm not even consulted." "What's with you, kid?" "Just mind your own damn business." "No, you mind your business." "He's my son." "Nicky, you're right." "I should have informed you that Officer Westcott was gonna be spending the evening." "I'm sorry." "I thought there were laws in the city against illicit cohabitation." "Or are they just another big policeman's joke?" "Kid, you're asking for trouble." "Just don't." "Just don't." "Or what are you gonna do?" "Shoot me with your gun?" "All right, all right." "Lance." "Okay, okay, okay." "You just shut your mouth right now." "Right now." "Thanks for breakfast." "Where are you going?" "What are those for?" "You and I are gonna find a nice quiet parking lot and set this baby on fire." " I thought we were gonna wreck it." " Use your head." "No sense getting killed for a girl." " Sure you know what you're doing?" " Relax, kid." "I read the book." "Okay, pull over." "Pull over." "We have to pull over." "Pull over now." "Okay." "We need to consider our actions and what the consequences will be." "Listen, asshole." "You've been making all the decisions for 16 years." "Look at where you are." "I'm here to rescue you from yourself." "Just be quiet and let me blow some shit up." "Can I make one request since it's my life that we're talking about?" "Can we keep it to the absolute minimum amount of destruction?" "Yeah, perfect." "Okay." "Absolute minimum." "That's good." "I like that." "Let's get out of here!" "Luckily no major injuries were reported though several firefighters were hospitalized due to..." "Hi, guys." "How was dinner?" "Keep your lips sewn, fucker." "You stole your mother's car and trailer and you set a $5 million fire?" "I refuse to stand for such allegations." "Nicky, they have a description of the arsonist." "Right here. "White teenage male, approximately 5'9"." "135 pounds, dirty blond hair." "Last seen pulling a trailer with 'God's Perfect Asshole' painted on the side."" "That could be anyone." "God, my only son is going to prison." "What am I gonna do?" "No, no, no." "It's gonna be okay." "You know what?" "I'll tell you what." "I'll just say that Nick reported the car stolen before the fire." "This way it'll get him off the hook." "Okay?" "But I could take some serious, serious heat for this." "Oh, Lance, you are so wonderful." "What can I ever do to repay you?" "I'll think of something." "Oh, but you know what?" "You know what, baby?" "I don't think he should be here when the detectives come around." "Right?" "So the best thing to do is to send him away for a while." "Let him go make his father's life miserable for a change." " But I like it here." " You're gone, buster." "Hello?" "Your son just burned down Berkeley." "Come and get the brat." " Estelle?" " Start packing your bags." "Oh, no, no." "Aren't you going to punish him?" "I'd say he deserves a good hiding." "He's just too much for me anymore." "Can you do it, hon?" "Yeah, I could help you out." "I stepped away for a few minutes." "Francois volunteered to take the thrashing." "A painful sacrifice for the woman I love." "You through, big man?" "So off we go to beautiful Ukiah where soon I'll be in the warm embrace of the mother of my future gifted children." " Hello?" " Sheeni, it's Nick." "Hi, darling." "Where are you?" "I'm here." "I'm in Ukiah." "I'm living with my dad." "My mother kicked me out." "How did you do it?" "I stole my mother's car and burned down half of Berkeley." "She had no choice but to send me away." " Nicky, that's incredible." " Well, I did it for you, Sheeni." "I did it so that we could be together." "I bet you didn't think I had it in me, did you?" "That is so romantic, Nicky." "I don't know what to say." "It'll be just like we planned." "It'll be you and me and Albert, all together." "Hello, Mr. Saunders." "Is Sheeni available?" "She most certainly is not." "We know all about what you did in Berkeley, young man." "You are lucky I don't strangle you right here in Christ's eyes." "You're the devil and that dog is a hell beast." "You're lucky we don't call the police and have you arrested right now." "You're not gonna let me see Sheeni?" "Sheeni's leaving." " We're sending her away." " What?" "To boarding school, where she'll be safe." "She's had a lot of bad influences here in Ukiah, you being the worst." "I'm in love with Sheeni." "I can't live without her." "Live without her or die, we have no preference." "Stay out of our family's life." "Later Sheeni called and told me she managed to turn disaster into an opportunity for herself." "She convinced her parents to send her to a French prep school 200 miles away in Santa Cruz." "She says she's been wanting to go to this school since she was a little girl and that going there will improve her chances for going to school in Paris." "Things are bad." "How am I supposed to eat with this hideous dog staring?" "He likes you, George." "Well, the feeling's not mutual." "Nick?" "You won't be getting an allowance." "Might wanna think about getting a job." " Okay." " There's an opening at my office." "Typing and filing after school." "Isn't that what that boy Trent does?" "Trent went away to some French-speaking prep school down south." "Santa Cruz, I think." "Hello." " You're new here, right?" " Yeah." "I'm Vijay Joshi." "It's nice to meet you." "Nick Twisp." "Pleasure to meet you." "So have you made many friends in Ukiah yet, Nick?" "Not really." "I moved here for my girlfriend and she just went to some French school in Santa Cruz." " Sheeni Saunders?" " Yeah." "Did you know her?" "We were locker neighbors." "So you are her new fellow?" "I'm surprised." "Why's that?" "It's just that to replace the magnificent Trent Preston one expects at least a minor deity." "It's good to know us short fellows have appeal with the ladies." "Right." "I believe I'm of average height for my age, Vijay." "Do tell Sheeni I say hello." "How fortunate to attend L'Ecole des Arts." "I've always wanted to go." " Do you speak French?" " Yes, fluently." "She says English is forbidden on campus." ""Even if you are hemorrhaging from an accidental limb amputation."" "She has a roommate from New York, Taggarty who has already slept with 17 guys and hopes to rack up 50 before college." "I really must meet this girl." "Keep going." "She says Trent has taken up windsurfing and become target number one among all the girls in her class." "She's trying not to be jealous but sometimes experiences twinges of distress." "She also says that Trent's presence on campus came as a shock to her and that it is merely a coincidence they transferred to the same school." "Yeah." "Somehow I can't feature that." "Trent has expressed interest in mending the relationship and getting on like adults." "I think she's happy and looks forward to growth in this rich intellectual environment." " I don't like the sound of this." " No." "And that roommate sounds like a bad influence." "She certainly sounds uninhibited." "I wonder if she likes intelligent boys." "Trent Preston is gonna mindfuck her into thinking she's too good for me." "Then he's probably going to fuck her in more literal ways." "I've gotta get down there." "I could accompany you and meet this Taggarty." "Okay." "How are we gonna get down there?" " We could use my grandmother's car." " Will she let us have it?" "She's hooked up to life-support equipment." "Permission is not a salient issue." "Vijay, that's great." "Excuse me." "Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?" "Very helpful." "Excuse me." "Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" " Do you see her?" " I'm afraid not." "Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?" "Sheeni Saunders." "Do you speak English?" "Do you speak English?" "You don't speak English?" "Liar." "Bullshit." "Speak English to me." "Nobody speaks English?" "This is America." " You fucking kidding me?" " Nick?" "Sheeni." "Albert." " Hello." " Hi." "I can't believe you came all this way." "And with Albert." "I had to see you, Sheeni." "I can't stop thinking about you." "That's sweet." "And Albert won't stop talking about you." "Do you find your classes stimulating?" "A few of them are all right." "At the moment I'm doing a historical analysis on the Ramayana." "Ah, yes." "Blow, oh wind To where my loved one is" "Touch him" "And come touch me soon" "You two boys shouldn't sleep in your car tonight." "It might not be safe." "We could sneak you in after lights out." " Sounds great." " I'm in." "Madame, I am suffering from agonizing female troubles." "There's your competition." "You think that Trent fellow would sleep on the floor?" " Hey." " Hey." "I'm sorry, sweetie but not with other people in the room." "Okay." " Good night." " Night." "Who are you?" "I'm Sheeni's friend Nick." "I'm sorry to have disturbed you." "It's okay." "You don't have to go." "So are you Sheeni's boyfriend or something?" "Yeah." "And you're spending the night?" "Where's Taggarty?" "Sleeping." "A friend and I are just camping out on the floor." "I get it." "A slumber party." "I'm Bernice." "Bernice Lynch." "Not that you asked." "Bernice Lynch, that's a very pretty name." "I think that my friend Trent Preston might have mentioned you." "Yeah, Bernice Lynch." "But he said that you were frumpy and unpresentable." "Now that I've met you, I can see that Trent is a lying bastard." "I shouldn't be his friend if he goes around calling you trashy-looking." "What kind of person does that?" "But, you know, he's been very sensitive and touchy ever since he started doing steroids." " Trent does steroids?" " He does a lot of steroids." "He says it's to ensure that he becomes the best windsurfer." "He figures since he can't write poetry, he has to plagiarize..." "You mean all of his poetry is stolen?" "Of course." "It's all classic Bobby Frost." "Every word." "Trent and Sheeni can go to hell." " Hey." " Hi." "Hey, it's a bit cold on the floor." "Is it?" "Yeah." "Do you think maybe I could cuddle next to you?" "The whole night?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I guess that would be okay." "Or we could do more than just cuddle." "Nick." "I love it when you say my name." "Why don't you pull down these blankets and show me what you're hiding under there?" "Is that what you want me to do?" " Say yes." " That is exactly what I want you to do." "And then I wanna tickle your belly button from the inside." "Nick, you're being so bad." "Not half as bad as the nasty things I wanna do right now with my tongue." "I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are." "If that's okay with you." "My God, what's gotten into you tonight?" "I don't know, but let's go with it." "Nick!" "Nick." "You have to take Albert." "God, we were so close." "Fuck." "How was it, Vijay?" "It was magnificent." "I fear it could be terribly addicting." "This night has ignited in me a lust of disturbing insatiability." "Yeah, well, congratulations." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Hello?" "Mr. Ferguson, it's Nick." "Oh, Nick boy." "How are you, son?" "Not so good, Mr. Ferguson." "I'm attempting to smuggle a young illegal immigrant who's fleeing political oppression on the subcontinent but we've become stranded in our attempts and now we face not being able to get to the sanctuary at all." "Oh, dear, the poor lad." "Yeah, it's breaking my heart." "He's got the saddest look on his face." "Those poor girls." "They'll likely notify their parents, perhaps even expel them." "Expel them?" "Oh, my God, you're right." "They'll be expelled." "Sheeni will have to come back to Ukiah." "Bernice, you sweet angel of the lavatory." "Come on." "Mr. Ferguson." "Good heavens." "You boys must be freezing." "And this must be the little soldier." "Welcome." "What's happened to your clothes, son?" "INS took them." "Damn them." "When I was arriving by the customs, sir." "It was so terrible." "They told me I was even lucky to keep my knickers." "Well, that nightmare is over." "And why don't you have any clothes on, Nick?" "Solidarity." "Thanks for getting us, Mr. Ferguson." "So this safe house is in Ukiah?" "That's right." "You're certain they'll take care of him?" "Oh, yeah." "They'll treat him as if he were their own." "After we dropped Vijay off, I asked Mr. Ferguson to spend the night." "It would give Dad a chance to reciprocate for all the nights he spent on Mr. Ferguson's couch before he and Mom finally tossed in the towel." "Mr. Ferguson agreed not to tell Dad about the refugee." "He understands that sometimes you have to lie for a greater cause." "You know what, you are a tight-assed, critical, sexist drunk." "Hey, honey, it doesn't bother me if you wanna sleep alone." "Well, does it bother you that you're a boring selfish lover?" "I ran into Mr. Ferguson downtown." "Is it okay if he spends the night?" "What the hell are you doing in your underwear?" "Hi, Nick." "Want a hit?" "Sorry, do I know you?" "I'm Paul." "Sheeni's older brother." "Come on in." " How'd you know it was me, Paul?" " We've met." "No we haven't." "In a previous life." "Nice fire." "Did Sheeni tell you that was me?" "She didn't have to." "Why?" "Was I an arsonist in a previous life?" "No but Sheeni was." "That's very good." "I spoke with Taggarty on the phone this morning." "She requested I send a wallet-sized photograph for her wall." " So did they get expelled?" " No." "Taggarty was able to convince the matron it was innocent." "Innocent?" "Are you kidding me?" "I could have cut the sexual intercourse in that room with a knife." "Francois feels that a man can only take so much before his dignity demands he rise up against an absurd and unjust universe." "I'm going to need a partner in crime." ""Dear Bernice it was nice meeting you in the bathroom." "I hope your stomach has settled." "I know you informed the matron of our presence but I want you to know I hold no grudge." "You were still upset from hearing all the horrible things Trent has been saying about you and probably weren't yourself." "I think Trent needs to be taught a lesson for calling you a fat cow and an ugly whore." "I suggest you take revenge by getting Sheeni kicked out of school." "Everyone knows it would crush Trent if she were sent away." "How to get her kicked out of school, you may ask?" "I have included a number of sleeping pills with this note." "You must introduce one into her breakfast beverage each morning." "She may be intelligent and beautiful, but is not likely to pass her courses if she is falling asleep in class." "Since meeting you, I realize my interest in Sheeni was merely an adolescent infatuation." "You seem like a much more genuine person." "Do you suppose there is any truth to the rumors that Trent lost his virginity to his first cousin?" "Perhaps you should ask around and see if anyone else heard that." "Be strong, Bernice." "Take courage." "Affectionately yours, Nick Twisp."" "Hi, folks." "Hi, Nick." "I didn't realize you two knew each other." "We met the other day and got to talking and realized we both know you." "Isn't life funny?" "Paul, don't you think?" "Only slightly." "We saved you some mushrooms, Nick." "It's gonna change your life." "Yeah, they're pretty powerful, so only take two." "Have fun." "Lacey." "What in fuck are you people doing?" "Nick, what the fuck is going on?" "Okay, George." "Just calm down now." "Who the...?" "What...?" "Calm down before the neighbors call the sheriff." "Okay, Lacey, come on." "Okay." "You can get up?" "Yeah." "Get your hands off me, you fuck." " Easy, George." " Fuck." "Fuck." "I apologize." "Bye, guys." "Bye, Nicky." "You know, Sheeni's coming home for Thanksgiving dinner." "You should be there." "But, Paul, your parents despise me." "Dinner's at 2." "Hope you like turkey." "I love it." " Hello?" " Nick." " Hi, Mom." "What's up?" " How are you?" "I'm fine, Mom." "Lance and I are through." "He was being very rude to me." "And at my age, I don't have to stand for that." "That's good to hear, Mom." "Maybe you should try and be single for a while." "Romances don't seem to be your calling in life." "Listen, Nicky, when Lance stormed out he said he was through covering for you." "The Berkeley police know that you set that fire and Lance told them where you are." "Nicky, they're coming to arrest you." "Okay, Mom." "Thanks for calling." "Happy Thanksgiving." "You're still going over there?" "We need to get out town." "What about Sheeni?" "Think." "Is this bitch worth going to jail for?" " Oh, hi, Nick." " Hi, Paul." "Right on time." "Come on in." "I brought some maple bars for dessert." " Fantastic." " They're really good." " They smell good." " Hello." " Happy Thanksgiving, Nicky." " Oh, hey, Lacey." "I brought some maple bars." "Oh, thank you." "I'll set them out." "Mr. And Mrs. Saunders, you remember Nick, don't you?" "Hi." "Paul served them an appetizer earlier." "Stuffed mushrooms." "Hey." "Nick." "Sheeni." "What's wrong?" "What's wrong?" "What?" "I was expelled." "What?" "Why?" "For falling asleep in class." "For my grades." "I'm stuck back here with my parents in this horrible trailer." "My brother's lost his mind." "He's drugged everyone." " Let's get out of here." " What?" "Let's run away together." "The police are after me." "They know that I started the fire." "But we could be outlaws together, just like we planned." " I have to think." " Sheeni." "Dinner's ready." " Everything's delicious." " Paul prepared the entire meal." "He just loves all the traditional Thanksgiving foods." "Well, I hope it's the first of many such occasions for myself." " I'll get it." " Is someone here?" " Trent." " Happy Thanksgiving, sweetie." " What are you doing here?" " Can I come in?" "Of course." "Hello, everyone." "Trent, this is Lacey, Paul's friend." "Yes, we've met before at my father's office." " Yes." " You're looking wonderful, Lacey." "Oh, thank you." " Happy Thanksgiving." " You too." "It's great to see you." "And this is Nick." "Hello, Nick." "Hello, Trent." "Have a seat, Trent." "I'm sorry, Sheeni, but I can't." "In fact, I have a bit of bad news." "What is it?" "I searched the room of Bernice Lynch thoroughly from top to bottom." "Did you obtain proper authorization from school officials?" "No, Nick." "I acted on my own initiative." "I was curious as to why a girl as sweet as Bernice would color me in such an unflattering light." "In Bernice's closet, I found this letter." "In the letter, the writer expresses a strong affection for Bernice and instructs her to begin a program of sedating Sheeni with drugs that he himself supplied." "Nicky, you didn't." "You could have killed me." " Oh, Nicky." " Bad break, Nick." " Who died?" " No one yet, Mrs. Saunders." " Arrest him." " I can't arrest him." "I have called the Santa Cruz police." "They're on their way here right now." "Well, I'll be leaving." "Please continue without me." "Nick." "I would advise you to remain here and face the consequences of your actions like a man." "Well, thank you for that unsolicited counsel, Trent." "And please do drop dead." "Goodbye, Sheeni." "I need your help." "We need to hurry." "We need to get out of here, okay?" " We need to leave." " Nick, where the hell have you been?" "The cops were looking for you." "They barged in, found my illegal satellite dish..." "We need to go right now." "I need you to put me up in a motel." "Are you fucking crazy?" "Do you expect me to let you get away with all this?" "That's it." "I'm calling the cops." "Dad, you're gonna send your only son to prison?" "Hey, I don't need a lecture from a fucking arsonist." "At least give me your car so I can get out of here." "If you think I'm gonna give you my car you got another thing coming." "Dad!" "You're not a little kid anymore." "You gotta face the music, Nick." "Dad." "Nick." "Open this door, Nick." "I'm warning you, don't you do this." "Nick." "Open this door." "You open this..." "Nick, get back here." "You stop this car right now, I'm warning you." "You're in trouble!" "We stopping to admire the scenery or something?" " I don't want to leave without Sheeni." " Cut the shit." "I can live as a woman." "I can change my name to Carlotta." "Why don't you start the fucking car?" "I can't leave with her hating me." "I have to go back." "I have to tell her that everything I did was for her." "Let me paint you a little picture, Nick." "You go back, they bust you, you go to jail." "Sheeni goes on with her life." "Fuck Sheeni." "All right." "I'm gonna help you get back to your lady." "But you better get laid this time." "If you end up going to jail a virgin, I won't be sticking around." "Now give me 25 cents, Carlotta." " Officer Lance Westcott, please." " One moment." "Officer Westcott." "Hey, asshole, it's me." "Nick." "You little shit." "You know you're going to jail, right?" "I'm calling to make it easy for you." "Hazel Park, one hour." "Round up your friends." "I'm turning myself in." "Fuck you." "Holy shit, you've lost your mind." "Wait." " patience is beginning to wear thin and they understand why." "Terrence?" "The measure goes before the full state legislature at the end of the current session." "Repeating our top story a police source has identified Nicholas Twisp as a suspect in last September's massive fire in downtown Berkeley." "We have an exclusive interview with one of Twisp's former classmates." "I just hope that society isn't too severe in judging Nicholas." "So often my generation is portrayed as a juvenile and wasteful group." "He needs help." "And he's better off in the hands of the authorities." "Twisp is 5'9", 135 pounds with brown eyes, dirty-blond hair and a pale complexion." "He was last seen in the vicinity of Ukiah." "Who's that?" "Hello, Mrs. Saunders." "I'm Carlotta, Sheeni's friend from school." "Oh, hello there." "I've come to memorize church hymns with Sheeni for this Sunday's services." "Sheeni's coming to church?" "That's my understanding, yeah." "Oh, well, please do come in." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Sheeni?" "Your friend Carlotta's here." "Phil, this is Carlotta." "She says that Sheeni's coming to church with her on Sunday." "Well, nice to meet you, young lady." "Nice to meet you, Mr. Saunders." "Hello, Sheeni." "Hello, Carlotta." "May I come up?" "You got me expelled." "I'm sorry, Sheeni." "Do you realize what life is like for me here?" "Do you have any idea?" "Sheeni, I've been alone my whole life." "I do know what it's like." "I burned down Berkeley for you." "I destroyed both of my parents' cars." "I've lied and manipulated and had you sedated." "I did all that so that we wouldn't have to be alone anymore." "You're him, aren't you?" "I'm him?" "You're my Francois." "You're the one I've been looking for." "Sheeni I want what you want." "I wanna live all over the world and have adventures." "But I'm not Francois." "I'm the guy who saw you and fell in love with you and would do anything for you." "That's who I am." "I don't wanna give you this but I don't have anything else to discard." "Thank you very much and here's your change." "Always shop at..." "It's a wonder that humankind has constructed any kind of civilization with this monumental distraction at hand." "Trent." " What are you doing here?" " I brought the police." "I wasn't fooled for one second when I saw that ugly girl walking up." " You were lurking outside my house?" " Of course." "Protecting you." "Trent, you're a very nice person but I just don't have those feelings for you." " You're going to jail." " I don't wanna hurt you." "I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the..." " Son of a bitch." " Let go of me." " Come here, you little shit." " Get off, you son of a bitch." " Get off of me." " Son of a bitch." "This is the arsonist." "All right." "Just relax." "It's over." "I might be away for a long time, darling." "You're 16." "You're going to juvenile detention." " You'll be out in three months." " So you'll wait for me?" "Where the hell else am I gonna go?" "Well, I'm headed for a stint in juvenile detention." "I can at least feel comforted by the fact that I'm not going in a virgin." "And at lunchtime when hardened offenders gather to swap tales of teenage rebellion I bet they'll find mine hard to top." "Sheeni says she'll wait for me and that when I'm released, we'll finally be together and free." "And I believe her." "I can feel in my heart that Sheeni is in love with me." "Not with some fantasy lover in a French romantic novel but with me Nick Twisp." "It's funny." "After all that Nick Twisp was enough."

"Come on, Drew!" "You've got this!" "Keep your guard up, Drew!" "Come on!" "Ooh!" "Go, Drew!" "Do the... do the arm with the thing in the..." "Come on!" "Already started?" "What'd I miss?" "He's eating a lot of punches, but I think we won the first round." "So were you with Landry?" "Define "with."" "Good God!" "To be you for one day." "Yeah!" "How's Lynn doing?" "She's not exactly thrilled that her parents are having twins or that her parents are actually having sex." "You have sex?" "Not as much as you, but periodically." "Get back in!" "Get in there, Drew!" "Krista's really getting into this." "Who knew?" "Come on!" "Take him down!" "Man, why... why is this fun?" "Getting punched is just not fun." "Damn, Krista, you this crazy when you're not at work?" "I'd like to see you on a weekend sometime." "Clench!" "Give him a knee!" "Dude, you know you have no chance, right?" "She's so into Drew." "Fight over!" "Fight over!" "Yeah!" "Come on!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Someone call a medic!" "Stay down." "Relax." "I'm gonna take care of you." "I'm a doctor." "Possible depressed orbital fracture with inferior rectus entrapment." "Set up a trauma panel and facial C.T." "Did you do this to him?" "Page the maxillofacial surgeon." "Heather, take him to curtain one." "Give him 5 of morphine and let me know when the C.T. comes in." "Hey, we're gonna take care of ya!" "Thanks, I think." "You're making patients now?" "What?" "He was trying to do the same thing to me." "You know, Drew, with all the time and money that you put into your training, it seems like a dumb risk to take." "What if you get hurt and you can't work?" "Then you become my problem." "Please don't become my problem." " I won't." " Good." "Now clean up 'cause, man, you stink." " No?" "No good?" " Get out of here." "She's on a rampage." "Hey, give the guy a break." "Not every doctor's into playing golf like your country club boyfriend." "How is it that you look worse than the two men who came in here with their faces bashed in?" "You... you can't just get rid of the tailgate." "We need a place where we can clear our heads" " during our breaks." " You have the food trucks" " and the break room." " The break room's haunted." "A man tried to commit suicide from the tailgate." "It's a liability issue, not to mention the 70 other O.S.H.A. violations up there." "It should've been closed a long time ago." "Move on." "Hey, Paul." "Do me a favor." "Grab resusci Annie out of the supply room and move it to the lounge." "I've got to run up to the lab." "Yeah, no problem." "Got it." "Okay." "My God!" "[Screaming] Oh, my God!" "Aah!" "Really?" "!" "Not cool!" "Interns are supposed to stick together, right?" " It's alive!" " It's alive!" "TC!" "Hunting accident out near Medina." "Ambulance can't get to them." "Medevac's waiting." "I'm on it." "Paul, you're up!" " Okay." " Come on, Paul!" "This is it!" "Big time!" "I thought you guys would never make it." "Follow me." "Henry got attacked by a hog and accidentally fired his crossbow and hit Amy." "Now be careful." "A lot of these hunters are pretty wasted." "Watch out!" "Yeehaw!" "Guys, where you at?" "!" "Wh-wh-wh-what... what is this place?" "It's a hunting ground." "Feral hogs are mean sons of bitches." " Come on!" " It's open season." "They're right over here." " Aah!" " It's okay, ma'am." "Paul, focus on your primary trauma survey..." "A.B.C.D.E." "Airway, patent." "Good... good air movement." "She's stable." "I gotta help this guy." "It's okay, ma'am." "It's okay, buddy, I'm a doctor." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Tell your guys to stop firing, or I'll shove those guns up their asses!" "My hand!" "Damn hog bit off my hand!" "Paul!" "I need a suture kit, a needle driver, and 10 of morphine!" " Paul!" " I'm coming." "I'm coming." " Hold this for me?" " Yeah, yeah." "I got it." "Paul!" "Come on!" "Are you all right?" "What do you need?" "Suture kit, needle driver, 10 of morphine." "10 of morphine in the field?" "He could be hypotensive." "He's not an old lady with a bum ankle." "He's in pain." "I've given twice that in the battlefield." "Come on." "Aah!" "I need to stop this arterial pumper before he bleeds out." "Go tell the pilot to start up the chopper." "We're out of here in five, okay?" "Keep your head down." "Hold still." "You're gonna be okay." "Hey, wait!" "We haven't even found his hand yet." "If we don't get out of here in five, he won't need a hand." "He'll be dead." "Hi." "You work here?" "No." "I'm 9 years old." "You're right." "Silly question." "I don't feel good." "My head hurts." "I feel like I'm gonna throw up." "Well, you came to the right place." " Where's your mom?" " She died." "And... and your dad?" "He's at the refinery." " So how'd you get here?" " I took the bus." "The 93 Express to the transit center, then the 100." " That's pretty impressive." " Not really." "I'm mean, it's all online." "Yeah, of course." "What's your name?" " Kylie." " Kylie, I'm Topher." "Let's..." "Let's call your dad." "Portable x-ray to the E.R." "Portable x-ray to the E.R." "Your sutures are too far apart." "Maybe if you weren't staring over my shoulder." "Is everything okay here?" "Yeah, everything's fine." "I'll be right back." "Can we talk?" "Sure." "You mind laying off in front of the patient?" "Do I "mind laying off"?" "That ever work with your drill sergeant?" "You're my drill sergeant now?" "No, but I am your boss, and you should've been done stitching that guy 10 minutes ago." "A 2-layered closure on a facial lac?" "That's first-year stuff." "Get it done." "Hey, Krista." " Hey." " Can you..." "Yeah, what's up?" "I messed up my hand." "I think I did more damage to air force's face suturing him up than I did during the fight." "Okay, Drew, you need to get this x-rayed." "I already know what it's gonna say." "It's gonna be a hairline metacarpal fracture." "I need a splint, but I can't let Jordan know 'cause she'll kill me, so..." "I need your help." "Can you stick with me during the shift tonight" " and help me on all my cases?" " Yeah." " Help me out with this guy." " Okay." "Tell him to get out of our airspace so we can get out of here!" "We're under fire from everywhere!" "I could use some help." "So could I, but it ain't coming, bro." "It's all on us!" "TC!" "TC, we're good to go." "All right." "Let's get out of here." "So Scott's in town for the weekend?" "He is." "Ragosa's wining and dining him." "He wants him to move here and run the trauma department." "How you feel about that?" "That's a big step." "I just wanna make sure that it's the right step." "You know..." "I followed TC down here after he was discharged, and..." "I just wanna take things slowly." "Which reminds me..." "I promised I would ask." " Scott's best friend, Todd." " God." "Hear me out." "Hear me out." "Look, he's really nice." "He's a vascular surgeon here at the hospital." "And, you know, he's seen you around." "Wait, you're not seeing anyone, are you?" " No, I'm not, but..." " Okay, wait." "Just meet him." "I promise, it'll be painless." "We're all going to brunch after the shift." "And you know what?" "If you don't like him, you can kick me under the table and we'll ditch him." " Okay." " Good." " That hurt." " Okay." "Not gonna shine a light in your eyes anymore." "My head hurts all over." "You think it's a migraine?" "My dad has them." "Topher..." " Speaking of whom." " Daddy!" "You had the sitter worried sick, babe." "You can't just take off." "I'm sorry." " What's wrong with her?" " She's complaining of headaches." "It's probably nothing." "But I do wanna get an M.R.I." "All right, well, how long is it gonna take?" "How..." "Can we..." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah." "What's an M.R.I. gonna run me?" "I don't think cost should be an issue here." "She has a headache, light sensitivity, nausea." "These are possible signs of increased intercranial pressure." "Look, I know my kid, all right?" "This... this is just a grab for attention." "I don't think it is." "She took two buses on her own to get..." "Save the lecture, buddy." "I know I look like the world's worst father right now, okay?" "Just... run your tests." "Just make sure she's okay." "28-year-old female versus arrow." "38-year-old man versus hog, with traumatic hand amputation at the wrist." "I'll take him, you take her." "Trauma one, trauma two." "Her name's Amy." "Lung collapsed en route." "No breath sounds on the right side." "Hey, Amy, I'm Dr. Alexander." "I'm gonna help you, okay?" "Hey, Kenny." "Page Todd." "He's a vascular surgeon." "We might be able to reattach." " Wait, where's the hand?" " Right behind you." "Draw a rainbow." "Hey, Kenny!" "Get that hog to radiology." "Call for a forearm x-ray for this guy." "Push 50 micrograms of fentanyl." "My hand." "It throbs like a bitch!" "Make it 100." "Kenny." "Kenny!" "I need you in here." "36 French." "Prep the thora-seal." "I can't breathe." "I know, Amy." "We're gonna fix that." "I'm gonna insert a tube into your chest to reinflate your lung." "I can't breathe." "It's okay, ma'am." "Try to relax." " You have to stop moving." " Amy, take deep breaths, okay?" "The coughing is normal while your lungs reinflate." "One of ativan." "No, I can't breathe." "Get it out!" "She's hemorrhaging." "She's dislodged the clot." "Okay, I need to open her up." "Type and cross 4 units of P.R.B.C.S, give me 2 units on the rapid infuser." "That hog attacked your husband, bit off his hand." " Now he's stable." " Thank God." "Henry, baby." "But we're trying to find the hand while it's still viable." "I understand." "Can he hear me?" "He's in and out from the pain meds, but, you're welcome to spend a few minutes alone." "TC, Jordan needs you in trauma two." "She pulled out the damn arrow." "Lost at least 2 liters of blood in the chest." "Suction." "Forceps." "Can you clamp off the pulmonary hilum?" " I need a dry field." " Will do." "2.0 prolene." "You guys order the AB-Neg neat?" "Yeah, get it on the rapid infuser." " Sutures are in." " Yep." "All right, let's see how I did." "Paul, can you release the clamp?" "Field's remaining dry." "B.P.'s coming up." "Nice job." "Hey." " How's it goin'?" " Usual crazy." "Henry's stable for now." "How about you?" "Usual crazy." "So porkchopping..." "Sounds like it was intense." "Nothing I don't see three times a week." "The cases, not that environment." "Paul said it was like a war zone out there." "It was nothing like war." "I'm just concerned about you, what with all the gunfire, the yelling..." "Yelling." "You were doing some yelling yourself this afternoon." "I'm not trying to treat you." "I'm just checking in." "And you're not nearly as charming as you think you are." "So this giant tube's gonna take a picture of your head." "Now it doesn't hurt, but it is noisy so..." "What... what is..." "These should help with that." "I'm gonna strap you in, okay?" "Now I like to pretend I'm in a rocket ship, going out into outer space." "Space is a cold vacuum." "Yes." "I guess it is." "Hey, remember, still as a statue, okay?" "Daddy, are you gonna get your picture taken, too?" "Not today, kiddo." "Okay." "I will be right in the little room, and we can talk through the intercom." "It should take about 10 minutes." "Why don't you wait outside?" "So just relax and breathe easy, Kylie." "We'll start up in a minute." "Hey, I need the film for the hog." "Hey, what's this I hear about Todd and Landry going out on a blind date?" "Yeah, right." "Good one." "Rumor Mill's working overtime on it." "You mean big Todd?" "Rumor has it he has a huge penis." "Hate to follow that guy." "I took a peek once in the locker room..." "Talk about a hog." "Like I'm the only one who looks!" "Dwayne, the x-ray." "Where's my dad?" "He should be here." "He's... he's right outside, Kylie." "Just hang in there." "You need to help him." "I wanna stop." "I wanna stop!" "Turn... turn it off." "You're okay." "You're okay." "You're okay." "Okay?" "Okay?" "I lied." "I'm sorry I was faking." "Don't make me go in there again, please." "Our arrow patient is crashing!" " Thank God." " What happened?" "She's hypotensive and... and tachy." "Pulse ox dropped to 89%." "I thought she was bleeding again, but there's no output in the thora-seal, so..." " Pillow." " Okay." "Okay, she's wheezing." "Neck is swollen." "Diffuse urticaria." "She's in anaphylactic shock?" "What's she allergic to?" "125 milligrams of I.V. solu-medrol, 0.3 milligrams of epi I.M." "What did she get, people?" "Antibiotics?" "Analgesics?" "No." "Nothing." "It's the blood." "AB-Neg, typed and crossmatched." "Stop the transfusion, now." "Paul, get her phone and start calling." "Call anyone that you can find to give us her medical history." "We need to figure out what blood to give her before she codes." "His hand is in the hog?" "Pretty impressive." "His buddies tracked it down." "The vascular surgeon is on his way in to perform the reattachment." "Is this Henry's stuff?" "Yeah." "What the hell's she want?" "Now why the hell are you calling my husband, you no good whore?" "This is Dr. Cummings from San Antonio Memorial Hospital?" "Well, this is Ginger Brown." "I'm already here with my husband." "So why are you calling his phone from my sister's?" "Mrs..." "Mrs. brown?" "Is she here?" "Is Amy here?" "Son of a bitch." "Was she hunting with Henry?" "!" "Damn you, Henry!" "Damn you to hell!" "You promised!" "Little help in here!" "You promised me!" "You promised!" "Can we, talk?" "Hospital stuff or your stuff?" "Just walk with me." "So my wife is going to "allow" me to see the children over the weekend." "She actually used the word "allow."" "She just really pisses me off." "Everybody pisses you off." "Let's be clear here." "When we talk, you're not my boss, you're my patient." "I have to speak honestly or this won't help you, okay?" "Yes." "You're right." "Please continue." "You have to stop taking everything someone says" " as an attack." " I don't take..." "Honestly, your first step is to stop being a dick." "That's your advice?" " Stop being a..." " Dick." "Yes." "Look, I don't see you at home, but I can guess you're a lot like you are here." "And here at work, taking away the tailgate was a dick move." "That was a legal issue." "I had no choice." "But you can choose to find a solution." "You can't like having everybody always pissed at you." " Comes with the job." " No, it doesn't." "You bring that to the job." "And you bring it into your home life." "You want people to start respecting you?" "Then you have to learn to meet them halfway." "Kylie, why would you do that?" "She... she thinks something is wrong with you." "She didn't wanna say anything in front of you." "So the whole M.R.I. was for nothing?" "I knew you'd be mad." "You almost fell down last night." "You didn't think I saw, but I did." "You need a doctor." "Damn it, Kylie." "You don't look great, Steve." "She says you've been having headaches..." "Yeah, I mean, I'm working doubles the whole week, all right?" "I came down with the flu." "That's all it is." "Please, daddy." "I made him promise." "No needles." "Look, I have a daughter." "I-I know that they can be absolutely annoying, but they mean well." "We can do a quick workup." "What if it's not the flu?" "Better safe than sorry?" "If I miss the rest of the shift, I risk losing my job, okay?" "Kylie, I'm fine, baby." "All right?" "I'm not mom." "I'm really sorry she wasted your time." "I gotta get her home and I gotta get back to work." " Let's go." " Please, daddy, no!" "Stop!" "It won't take long!" "I'll do chores for a week!" "He wants to help you!" "Please!" "There's gotta be something we could do to bring back the tailgate." "What if we, put up railings?" "Made it a-a smaller, more contained area?" "Yes, yes." "I-I'm aware of that." "Well, there are a few doctors here who I wouldn't mind jumping off the roof." "No, no, no." "That's, that's a joke." "I..." "What a dick." "Damn it!" "Why is this thing still inside?" "Somebody get it out of here." "Now!" "Whoa!" "Topher, watch out!" "He's coming in!" " Watch out!" " Whoa!" " What the hell?" " Don't shoot!" "He's heading towards the loading dock." "Call animal control." "We need some tranqs." "God bless Texas." "Help!" "Topher, help!" "It's my dad!" "Drew, get the head." "I'll get the shoulders." "You are gonna be okay, daddy." "Steve!" "You hear me?" "He just fell!" "Do something, please!" "You hear that stridor?" "His vocal cords are spasmed shut." "We'll never pass an E.T. tube." "Krista, grab the crike kit." "Hey!" "Hey, give us light!" "You've been dying to do a crike." "This is your shot." "Let Krista do it." "I would've killed for one as an intern." " Please!" " You're up." "Seriously?" "All right." "Krista, you are up!" "I'll walk you through it." "Just... you gotta extend..." "The neck and palpate for the laryngeal prominence." "I got it." "I'll take care of you, daddy." "Here." "Okay, you make a vertical incision." " Good." " It's gonna be alright." "Good." "Okay, palpate again." "Okay, now you make a horizontal incision along the cricoid membrane." "You got this, Krista." "Okay." "Lift and stabilize the larynx..." "Insert the tube." "You have to save him." "Let's get him inside!" "It's gonna be on your count." "All right." "One, two, three." "He's gonna be fine." "I told you something was wrong with him!" " And you didn't believe me!" " No, I..." "You have to do something." "You have to save him." "I-I'm..." "I'm gonna do my best, Kylie." "Okay." "I promise." "He's having pauses." "Order a chest x-ray, an EKG, and a chem-20." "He's got papilledema." "Brain bleed from a head trauma?" "Maybe." "Maybe." "Add a... add a head C.T. and a tox screen." " Where are his labs?" " Well, the mass spec is down, and the E.R. lab is backed up by at least two hours." "Why does everything break at night?" "Whoa, chemical burn!" "That's probably an acid exposure." "Everybody back." "Gloves off." "Switch to neoprene." "Get his clothes off and out of here." "What kind of acid do you think..." "Who knows without the blood work." "Check in with poison control." "Set me up for a high volume irrigation and grab me some silvadene." "The flu my ass." "I need morphine." "Stat!" "Give me a thousand cc's of... of anything." "Yeah, no, I'll get right on that." "Let's just get that abscess drained..." "I hear you passed up a crike." "Have a seat." "Are you really that into Krista?" "Or is it something else?" "Unbelievable." "You're injured!" "Do you have any idea how much trouble we could both be in?" "Can I get that morphine?" "Look, it's not that..." "You're on cold and flu duty until further notice." "And get that thing splinted after your shift!" "I think she means business." "Why?" "You know, why does she have to do this?" "Of all the men in the world, why does she have to cheat with my husband?" " I know this is hard for you..." " Henry is all I have." "Now Amy?" "She can have any guy she wants." "Always could." "Our whole lives." "Yeah, that sucks." "Okay, it really does." "And I'm sorry, but your sister is very sick." "Good." "God finally decided to even things up a bit." "'Cause this isn't the first time she and Henry..." "He promised me." "He promised me." "Does she have any allergies or pre-existing conditions?" "She always had something going on." "Whatever got her the most attention." "Was she ever transfused blood?" "She had a wreck in high school, had to have surgery." "There were all kinds of complications." "I mean, you should've seen her, sitting in her bed for months like a princess on a pea." "She's alloimunized against minor blood antigens." "What does that mean?" "It means your sister is allergic to our entire blood bank." "She needs very specific blood, lacking the same antigens as hers." " Like yours." " Or she'll die." "So she finally needs something from me?" "All that girl does is take and take and take and take." "Well, all the pain's she's caused me..." "I'm done giving'." "She's on her own." "Her sister completely refuses to give blood." "There's a lot of anger there." "How long can Amy hold out without the blood transfusion?" "Couple hours tops." "We have her on pressors, but it's just delaying the inevitable." "Well, can't just force her to give blood." "Let me check with the lawyers and see what I could do." "Actually, we could just force her." "We could just knock her out and take her blood." "How 'bout we stick with the legal option first?" "I liked your idea." "Isn't that your date?" "Jordan roped me in." "You don't have to apologize." "I wasn't apologizing." " Hey, TC." "Hey!" "Big Todd." "Nurses been talking about me again?" "Mnh-mnh." "Dwayne from radiology." "Huge fan." "Landry, right?" "I'm Todd." "Believe we have a breakfast date." "I'm looking forward to it." "So..." "Here it is." "What the hell?" "You called me in for that?" "Looks like you need a butcher, not a surgeon." "Paul, the hand." "Never in my life did I think I'd be assisting" " on a hog surgery." " All you have to do is reattach." "If it's still viable." "Lot of work to keep that thing alive." "You do know they're pests, right?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." " Don't talk about Bruce that way." " Bruce?" "Yeah, damn right." "Bruce is a survivor." "He's been shot, presumed dead, shot at again." "You ever been shot at, big Todd?" "No." "No, that's right, 'cause you didn't serve." "Okay, call me if there's a problem." "Enjoy your date." "Okay, poison control says that oil workers can work around sulfuric acid." " It's not sulfuric." " It's not sulfuric." "Phosphoric?" "That doesn't explain the other symptoms." "Near syncope, tingling, arrhythmias, and laryngospasms." "Hydrofluoric acid?" "What are you doing?" "It's a poor man's chem-20." "Watch his hand, Krista." "Watch his hand." "Son of a bitch." "Thank you." "Push 2 amps of calcium chloride right now." "He's hypocalcemic?" "How do you know?" "See that movement?" "Trousseau's sign?" "Telltale for hypocalcemia." "A hydrofluoric acid burn leaches the body's calcium." "Now if the solution was diluted..." "Then it would take a few days for the symptoms to start to show." "Kylie was right." "She watched him deteriorate." "Let's get compresses on the burns and iced water solution of zephiran chloride." "Look, I am running out of ways to convince you." "You are not thinking this all the way through." "She did this to herself." "Now I am done listening to you people." "I am not changing my mind!" "You're our last chance." "Now Amy will die if you do not give her your blood." "I hope she does." "I'm not doing it, and that's final." "E.P.O. Injection is in." "It isn't enough to keep her alive without the blood." "Bolus 1,000 milligrams of I.V. iron." "I got the blood." "Why is she sedated?" "You don't wanna know." "Connection's set." "Let's go, she needs volume now." "We... we can actually transfuse directly from person to person?" "Yep." "Buddy transfusion." "Did it all the time in combat." "You just sedated her." "This is so beyond the rules." "I mean, TC..." "Listen, this is all on me." "I couldn't let her die." "You shouldn't even be here." "You... you got too much to lose." "And so does Amy." "Open her up." "Let's do this." " Is he gonna make it?" " No." "Pete's dead." "I'm doing compressions to pump the blood from his body into Boomer's." "I had to do what I had to do, right?" "Yeah, you saved him, TC You saved him." "Pulse is strong." "B.P.'s up to 105 systolic." "Her color's coming back, too." "Let's recheck her C.B.C.'s and see where we are." "Way to go, TC." "Yeah." "Your dad has a-a tube in his neck, and that helps him to breathe." "And he's gonna be okay, all because of what you did." "I'm sorry I hit you." "I was so scared." "I was, too." "But I had a promise to keep, right?" "Yeah, well, you hit like a girl." "Good." "Girls rule." "Okay." " Ready?" " Yes." "Hey, can I talk to Lynn?" "I know she's sleeping." "She's... she's always sleeping." "Hey." "Yeah, I-I know it's early, honey." "But..." "I-I just wanted..." "I just wanted to hear your voice." "No, no, I-I-I didn't huff nitrous on my shift." "But, it's a good idea." "You know, buddy, it's probably better that Jordan found out than Ragosa." "Yeah, well, plus now people won't think" "I wimped out on a crike." "I don't think anyone thinks you're a wimp." "Here, let's see if we can get the swelling down." "Just weird having Jordan as the boss." "We're friends and so we're just trying to find out where we draw the line." "It's all very weird." "Yeah, no, I mean, drawing the line with work friends, it's..." "It's hard." "And, you know..." "I never properly congratulated you... on your victory." "Hey, don't worry." "I'm not gonna tell anyone." "It... it's not that." "Then what?" "I..." "Are you gay or something?" "God." "You're gay?" "I'm gonna sue you." "I'm gonna sue this hospital." "You think I give a crap?" "Your sister was dying." "And you might not care now, but I promise you..." "In a day, a week, a month, you would've cared." "And trust me, you don't want to spend the rest of your life knowing that you let someone die that you could've saved." "Sometimes, you do what you have to do." "They just hurt me so damn much." "I know they did." "I'm sorry." "If you still wanna see your husband or your sister, they're upstairs in recovery." "I don't get it." "'Cause "don't ask, don't tell" is already gone." "I-I've been to two gay weddings in the past six months." "Okay." "Were either of them military?" "Or in Texas?" "Just coming out changes things." "Here, in my unit, in the cage." "I'm not the only one that I'm protecting either." "I got a... boyfriend, Rick, over there." "And Afghanistan, that's not the place you really wanna... come out." "Okay." "Fine." "I get it now." "And don't worry." "Your secret is safe with me, okay?" "I know." "That's why I-I told you." "All right..." "Listen up, everybody." "I have some great news." "The tailgate is back!" "And even better, we are rebuilding it in a corner of the parking lot so that you're closer to the E.R. and you don't have to walk up the stairs." "Thank you!" "That's awesome." "But, in exchange, you have to give up one of your 50-minute breaks each shift." "As well as limit the time you can spend there after work." "That's just evil." "After all, we are footing the electric bill." "The cost of doing business." "So..." "Enjoy!" "Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory." "What?" "I met them halfway." "But nothing's free." "Now they'll respect me because I didn't cave." "You know, you could learn some things from me, too." "We have a lot of work to do." "Right." "I'll be in my office." "... Trauma 1." "Have you seen Krista?" "Dude, you gotta let that one go." "Hey, do me a favor?" "Send, send Krista for resusci Annie." "If I don't strike back now," "I'm gonna be a walking punch line for the rest of the year." " Yes?" "Yes?" " Okay." "Thank you, thank you." "Okay." "So where's he off to?" "He wants to get you with the resusci Annie gag." "God." "He really was homeschooled, wasn't he?" "You know what?" "Get your camera ready..." "'Cause there's going to be tears." "Pretty ballsy move you pulled off there with Ginger." "Yeah." "I'm not big in letting my patients die." "So what's the deal with the dress?" "You going to prom or something?" "I've got my niece's confirmation after my brunch with big Todd." "Would you like to see what I did on my prom?" "Look, I'm sorry I lied." "It's just..." "I know you don't like the fighting." "It's not that." "I hate that you'd risk your future." "You could be great, Drew." "But as your boss, and, well, more importantly, as your friend, I'd hate to see fighting ruin that." "Yeah, but it's not just about punching someone." "It's a group of vets, and, we train together." "We talk about things." "It's like the brotherhood that I had over there." "It's therapy." "I didn't know that." "So..." "Okay." "No more full-on bouts, but I can't stop training." "I need it." "And I won't ever lie to you again." "Good." "Because I know everything that goes on in this place." "It's my job to know all." "Do you think big Todd'll like the dress?" "I don't think it's his size." "So you're still going to brunch?" "More for Jordan than Todd." "Interesting." "You wish." "I don't have any girlfriends." "No?" "Me neither." "It's okay." "I locked the door." "It's locked." "You sure he's in here?" "Maybe he's in another room." "I'm meeting Drew." "I gotta go." "I'm sure he'll figure out I'm not coming eventually." "Or he'll be there when our next shift starts." "Have... have a good one!" "You, too!"

"We've met before." "I don't think so." "I never forget a pretty face." "Your voice sounds so familiar," "I can almost place it." "Is that enough to start?" "For five dollars, you can ask me anything." "I've had a few recent misadventures with the fairer sex." "You're a heartbreaker." "That's not hard to see." "I've hurt someone badly." "And the person I always counted on for help... can't help anymore." "And you're afraid this time you'll have to pay." "Avon calling." "Is the lady of the house available?" "Do come in." "Mother would love to have some company." "Oh..." "Now you're my puppet mother." "Let's play a game." "Mother, you be Dot." "Avon Lady, whose name I don't know, you get to play the part of Bette!" "You can rest easy." "The ball is clear as day." "Your indiscretion will soon be forgotten." "What about, uh, trouble from my past?" "Oh, there is someone." "A dark cloud on the horizon." "There will be rain, but... it'll pass." "And you'll go on just like before, breaking hearts." "I can't tell you what it means to hear those words." "You are my savior." "A hundred thank-you's, Esmeralda." "Please, come back for a reading any time." "You have true talent." "It would be a shame to waste the powers inside of you." "Ima, I've never seen anybody like anything more than you and a mouthful of food." "I want to see it again." "Oh, you're too good to me, Jimmy." "You find the twins yet?" "I see you been doing a lot of looking." "I've been busy feeding Ima." "Eat up, baby." "If you want it long and hard," "I need you soft and wide." "Jesus, Jimmy, you are stinking drunk." "Jimmy!" "Wait up...!" "What'd you do with the twins?" "What'd you do with the twins?" "Last I saw, they were with you." "But if you see Bette and Dot," "I'd be happy to take them back." "No questions asked." "I would never let them near you." "I know exactly who you are." "You were behind that mask." "You were the other clown." "Are you with this drunk?" "Hey, come on, Jimmy." "Let's stand to one side, let this..." "No!" "No!" "You're a murderer." "There's nothing worse than an alcoholic with bad hygiene." "Such a waste." "I'm gonna put you away if it's the last thing I do!" "God, you're pathetic." "And if you hadn't stolen the twins from me," "I would leave you here in your filth." "But you took away my last chance at happiness." "And for that," "I must have revenge." "I'm your god, Jimmy." "And I've decided that you need to suffer." "I'm going to destroy you and everything you love." "Oh... it will be so much fun." "What do we do?" "Oh, meine Liebchen!" "Thank goodness we have found you." "But look at this." "Living like animals." "But how wise of Ethel to have hidden you away." "Where is Ethel?" "What's going on?" "There's a mob out there hunting freaks." "Yes." "More than a mob, the entire town." "These Floridian rubes have finally turned against us." "No freak is safe." "Ethel was the first to go." "Ethel's dead?" "They tore her head off." "Imagine what a crazy mob would do with your two heads." "How did you find us?" "It wasn't difficult." "I have my connections." "Are you sure she left a note?" "Yes!" "Why would she make up such a thing?" "She was about to plug me good." "Ah, here!" "A motor hotel in West Palm Beach." "That's where she stashed the twins." "She instructs Jimmy to go find them." "Wehaveto getyou someplace safe." "Not back to the camp." "No, no, no, but we have a place in the plan." "I don't believe you." "Why should I trust anything you say?" "Because I have done what you asked." "The surgeon you wanted, the one who separated the Brodie Twins... he is on his way down here." "Your every wish is about to come true." "We already looked over here." "All we did was call out "Bette and Dot"" "a couple of times." "Well, hello." "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "I came to see Miss Desiree." "The most beautiful woman in the world." "Well, you come back at show time, like everyone else." "Uh, but we have a rendezvous..." "You better scram, pal." "Or you'll have a rendezvous with a black eye." "I'm a big girl, Maggie." "Go on." "Oh." "Mmm." "I'm sorry, but I could not stay away." "Mm-mm." "You better get ahold of yourself," "Angus T. Jefferson." "Who was that?" "My beau." "And you say anything, you gonna be the one with the black eye." "I wouldn't dream of it." "Ain't that a sight?" "Are you... serious?" "Really?" "Shit!" "Goddamn it, I was so close to a nut!" "Well, let's leave the pigs to their rutting." "Shall we?" "Sure knows how to ruin a party." "Let her go, honey." "You got me now." "He'll put it in anyone!" "He's drunk!" "Leave her out of this!" "She's nice." "And soft." "No, don't go, don't go!" "Don't touch me, you asshole!" "She begs me to touch her!" "Look at these knockers!" "And I swear, she tastes like a lemon lime lollipop." "Hey, you keep your hands off of him." "Or I'll jump on your ass and I'll flatten you like a cracker!" "You're nothing!" "You could be a pillow!" "A donut!" "A sock!" "Jimmy...?" "You did?" "My goodness!" "What-what did it taste like?" "I don't know-- like skin, but softer and saltier, I think." "You are so liberal." "Well, all I know is that someone got a new stove delivered from Sears and Roebuck this afternoon." "Are you okay?" "He's drunk." "He kept... missing." "I just paid him and left." "Who's next?" "Goddamn starving." "You're disgusting." "I'm rolling over in my grave." "Ma?" "I gave birth to you, squatting by an oak tree." "Nearly killed me." "The worrying, the sacrifices, and all for what?" "I'm sorry, Ma." "Why'd you do that to yourself?" "Why didn't you come to me for help?" "I didn't have much time left anyway." "No one was gonna preserve Ethel Darling and keep her around past her time." "How did you store leftovers in your day, Ethel?" "Leftovers?" "Is that what these are for?" "Keeping old food fresh?" "I'm confused." "I need you!" "When you protect the past, you lose the future." "You're wasting your life grieving over me." "You were supposed to redeem our sorry line." "To think," "I wasted all my hopes and dreams on another no-good drunk, like his father." "Oh, Ethel, you're a delight." "I'm so sorry!" "I'm so sorry." "♪ What a wonderful holiday ♪" "♪ With bells on every sleigh ♪" "♪ And voices full of happy cheer ♪" "♪ Bringing all the good luck and health ♪" "♪ You'd ever wish yourself... ♪" "I am so sorry, ladies." "Maybe we should eat." "Should we call the police?" "No." "It's okay." "Hello." "Am I interrupting?" "My, that dress is a magical color." "What is that, periwinkle?" "Lana Lobell calls it "Spanish Sky."" "That's remarkable." "I'm sorry." "My car just broke down." "Would you mind if I came in and borrowed your telephone to call the auto club?" "I'm happy to pay you for the call." "Nonsense." "Come in." "Thank you." "Dot, look." "Our diaries." "I have so missed my writing." "I thought you would." "So I brought some of your things, and, well, some of mine, to make the place seem more homey." "How long do you expect us to stay here?" "Oh, not for long." "Just until the doctor arrives." "Well, I don't understand." "He's gonna operate on us here?" "Oh, God." "Oh, no, I can't." " No!" " I can't." "No." "I took those girls in." "I promised to protect them." "And now what?" "Murder?" "I love my monsters." " I truly do." " Of course you do." "A heart as passionate as you, to give so much on the stage... cannot help but feel empathy for God's cast-offs." "In fact," "I came to the same conclusion myself." "What conclusion?" "I realized you were right all along." "The best way to send those girls off in style is to give them exactly what they want." "So I made a few calls to Hollywood." "To Hollywood?" "Yeah." "I was, uh, chummy with Greer Garson's dermatologist." "She happens to be close personal friends with a Chicago doctor, this guy who separated the twins." "I called him up on the telephone." "You called him?" "Yeah." "If the twins are separated, they can be no more trouble to you." "It's a win-win-win." "We go off to California." "The girls can stay here to live their two separate lives." "What's this table doing here?" "This is for the initial examination." "The actual surgery will take place in the hospital." "Dr. Sugar is seeing to all the arrangements now." "It's all very... hush-hush." "Uh, you'll be transported there under cover of night, of course." "How much is this gonna cost us?" "Not a penny." "Since he worked with the Brodie twins," "Dr. Sugar is fascinated by your case." "One of those twins died." "That's true, but Dr. Sugar assured me that that casualty was due to a very rare infection, and he's now perfected his technique." "So we both can live." "Well, just imagine it, Bette." "You can go to the movies any time you want." "Sing along to the radio and dance all night." "With one leg." "I explained to Dr. Sugar that you each had your own heart and lungs." "He said there's no reason why you can't be split down the middle." "Bette, enough!" "After all these years together, I want my freedom." "A chance at love like a normal woman." "How can you not understand that?" "No." "No, I won't." "I won't do it." "It's barbaric." "Nonsense." "They'll anesthetize you girls, so you won't feel a thing." "Your sister's right." "You need your own lives." "I have to go to the train station." "Our good doctor should be arriving any minute." "Honey, I thought we agreed to these parties if your friends don't block the driveway with their cars." "I had to park halfway down the street, for Christ's sake." "Sylvia?" "Regina!" "I knew you'd come back." "I've been to the cops, Dandy." "I've asked them for help in finding my mother." "Regina..." "I killed your mother." "Is..." "Is..." "Is this hers?" "Is this my mother's blood?" "Oh, no, no, no." "We buried her weeks ago." "Mother and I." "Recently, I killed her as well, and that's when I discovered the power of bathing in blood." "This is fresh blood from some lovely ladies" "I killed earlier today." "Pay attention, Regina!" "I cannot begin to tell you how it felt." "The kind of control over their lives." "Their trust, their fear, their pain, their confusion." "I believe I am living my destiny." "I'm finally happy." "Regina?" "Oh, good for you." "They're not." "My mother isn't." "Take a bath with me, Regina." "Like when we were little." "I have so many questions for you." "Like, when did you know?" "You must have had a sense, at least, that I was destined to be... this." "I am a god." "A god who has chosen to walk among men." "I have no interest in killing you." "You are the only one in this house worth a damn." "Stop acting so scared of me!" "Get in the tub!" "I want to go." "I want to leave now." "I decide when you leave here." "I thought you were my special family." "But you are just a hideous, predictable bore." "It's going to be lonely." "I should've anticipated that." "I'll get used to it." "Get out." "Go!" "Before I decide to kill you, too!" "I'm above the law!" "Beyond the law!" "I am the law!" "You mad at me?" "I'm not dim, you know." "Everyone thinks you're the smart one, 'cause you're so practical, but I pay attention." "I know they can't separate us fully." "One of us can survive that surgery, not both." "That's not true." "They've learned so much from the Brodie case." "Oh, please, Dot." "Please stop lying to me." "I am so tired of this life of ours, Bette." "This infinite intolerable arranged marriage." "Aren't you tired of it?" "And I don't want you dead." "I don't." "I just never dreamed it might be possible for one of us to live a normal life." "Mother refused to buy us lace-up shoes 'cause she insisted we would never be able to tie them." "But we spent hours working it out till we finally cracked it." "Same with needlepoint." "There was nothing we could not work through when we put our heads together." "No one can understand our burden." "You and I have endured a life that would've driven most people mad, but to me, it's been a gift, really." "We've been given the opportunity to really love another person." "To love them as you love yourself." "And love... is about sacrifice." "It's answering the question how much would you give for the health and happiness of the one you love?" "I have the same longings as you." "Same dreams of a normal life." "You could never survive without me." "I know." "I would like to think I could." "But I don't think I could actually stand being alone." "And we're not bad people." "We're good people, good girls, and we've seen so much suffering." "We deserve a chance." "And I know now that neither of us can have that if we stay like this." "I would rather, one of us, truly live... than both of us withering away together." "What are you saying?" "Just that any man would be lucky to have you." "And the Tattler sisters will not be defeated." "And if it comes to it if they had to make a choice, during surgery, that only one of us would live I want to give my life to you, sister." "I want to give my life so you can have one." "I love you, Bette." "I love you, Dot." "Going someplace?" "It's none of your business." "Oh... oh, you're wrong." "Everything you do from here on out is my business." "You weren't thinking of heading back to the, uh, High Noon, were you?" "Word is that pretty little hustler of yours... he ain't coming back." "Some-Something's happened to Andrew?" "You know that for a fact?" "Forget about Andy." "He's just gone." "He forgot about you a long time ago." "So pull yourself together." "You're acting like a man who's guilty of something." "Yeah, that's better." "Can't have you going around half-cocked." "Me..." "I'm never half-cocked." "Oh..." "Holy shit." "See?" "See?" "You forgot about Andy already." "Why, you're..." "You're a freak." "You should see it when it's angry." "Want to touch it?" "You're disgusting." "No, no... if that's what you want..." "Go on..." "It'll be our s..." "your secret shame." "It'll be my secret shame." "It's fun... to have secrets isn't it, Dell?" "Sign it." "Some strong man." "Ethel...?" "You come here to talk me out of it." "You can't." "I made up my mind." "Talk you out of it?" "Hell, I'm here to watch." "Go on, do it." "Coward." "I am a coward." "Just can't take the shame of it no more... being... what I am." "A freak." "As it turns out, yeah." "I swear to Christ, Ethel, I don't know how you and the others manage it." "We manage it because we have to." "We wear our shame on the outside." "There's no hiding it." "It's just who we are." "Now, you... you carry your shame on the inside." "You keep it trapped in there." "It eats away at you, feeding on you like a living thing, till there's nothing left but the rot." "I've been fighting it for so long." "I just don't have any fight left in me." "You never were strong, Dell, no matter how much weight you could lift, or how many steel bars you could bend." "You always been weak." "Step up on that chair." "This ain't gonna take much." "You're gonna let the weight of your body do the work." "Step up to that rope and get it done." "Oh, Dell..." "Oh..." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry..." "Hello, Doctor." "Ah, not yet, not yet." "Pleasure comes first from anticipation." "Deh, deh, deh..." "All right, let's run through this again." "Dr. Sugar, tell me the names of your most famous patients." "Um..." "Shit, I forgot." "Brodie." "Okay." "I wrote it in the first line of the first page:" "Two boys, one name, Brodie." "Okay, just..." "let's just, let's keep this simple." "There's only one line you really have to land." "We've learned a lot since the..." "Brady case" "Brodie." "Brodie case... and I feel confident that the separation will be a success for the both of you." "Wait..." "I don't really have to cut them, do I?" "No!" "No one's going to be cutting into anyone." "We're just going to be putting them to sleep." "It's called euthanasia." "Trust me, they'll drift off peacefully." "It's like putting down a sad puppy who's been hit by a car." "We're doing these girls a kindness." "But I like puppies." "Of course you do, you sweet, innocent boy." "Now, get over here and suck my cock." "Oh... oh, oh, oh, oh..." "Ah..." "Regina." "You brought a guest." "This is the police, Dandy." "I've told them everything and now you're gonna pay." "Detective Colquitt, Jupiter PD." "Mr. Mott, this young lady has made some serious accusations." "You mind answering some questions?" "Come in." "I have nothing to hide." "My mother taught me the importance of decorum." "Offering an aperitif is the first duty of a gracious host." "And where is your mother?" "You killed her, and you killed my mother, too." "We can put all this to rest, sir, if your mother would just come down and show us she's alive and well." "I already told you, they're dead." "Just let the man talk." "Believe it or not," "Regina and I grew up together." "We were childhood best friends, inseparable, until the summer I turned nine and became aware of the difference in our stations." "But even though we've grown apart," "I've never known Regina to lie." "So... if she says I killed them, then they must be dead." "I told you." "He's a maniac." "Who knows how many people he's killed?" "You're gonna fry for your crimes, Dandy." "But what she didn't tell you, Detective Colquitt, is the absolute conviction that I'm going to get away with it." "The Mott family owns the biggest brands of frozen foods across America." "You'd be surprised how much money can be made one block of spinach at a time." "So, including this estate and the house in Montauk and the stocks and bonds held in trust from my grandfather, the fortune left to me could easily sustain a small country." "But more importantly," "I've been imbued with the light." "I have seen the face of God, and he is looking at me from the mirror." "I can think of nothing that can stop me now." "You should stop talking, sir." "You're digging yourself a hole." "I have a better idea." "You dig a hole." "For her." "You work for me, and I will pay you $1 million." "Cash." "You got a shovel?" "What are you doing?" "Did Elsa put you up to this?" "Put it back!" "Where it was!" "I said put it back!" "Jimmy..." "I'll do it myself." "Jimmy..." "Leave me alone!" "No..." "What are you doing here?" "Where you been?" "We were about to do something horrible." "Not we." "Me." "I was." "I thought I knew what was best." "But I was wrong." "I thought the only way" "I could be happy... the only way I could feel whole... was to be separated from my sister." "I thought Bette was the problem." "But she wasn't." "It was me." "My sweet... sweet sister is the purest part of my soul." "We're a family." "We belong together and I know that now." "Well... even family leaves." "Nothing stays." "I was so terribly sorry to hear about your mother." "You're in such pain." "I can feel it." "But you're not alone." "And you never have to be alone again." "What do you mean?" "Jimmy Darling..." "I have loved you since the first moment I set eyes on you." "You were warm and you were kind." "And you looked right at me." "You didn't flinch, not even a bit." "And in that moment," "I felt I could face anything with you by my side." "You are the only man for me." "'Cause you're like us." "Different... but special." "Let me take your pain away." "Replace it with love." "Dot..." "I don't know what to say." "Bette... uh, how do you feel about all this?" "I support Dot." "And Dot wants you." "Well... well, it's your body, too." "I can give you privacy." "Close my eyes and disappear for a while." "We could make you so happy, Jimmy." "Not many men can boast of a blonde and a brunette for a wife." "Well, didn't you like it?" "Two souls, two mouths, devoted only to you." "To pleasing you." "It could be that way always." "I care about you." "Both of you." "But I can't." "The truth is I'm in love with someone else." "She's a very lucky girl." "We have to go." "What the hell do you want?" "Jimmy Darling, you're under arrest..." "What?" "!" "...for the murders of Sylvia Mills," "Myrna Austen," "Joanne Gallagher..." "What?" "Wait, what?" "Wait, I don't even know any of those ladies." "We have evidence." "You left your glove at the crime scene, Lobster Boy." "What kind of sicko goes after a bunch of sweet housewives just looking to buy some Tupperware?" "Wait, wait, wait, you got it all wrong." "I didn't..." "I didn't do anything!" "No, he has been here all day with me!" "You need to back up." "This has to be..." " Back up!" " Hey!" "Do not touch her!" "Where?" "You can't take him!" "He didn't do anything!" "I didn't do anything!" "Come on!" "Maggie!" "Maggie!" "I didn't do nothing!"

"My whole life through" "I will spend" "My whole life through" "Loving you" "Just loving you" "Winter, summer" "Springtime, too" "Loving you" "Loving you" "Makes no difference" "Where I go" "Or what I may do" "You know that" "I've always been" "Loving you" "Just you and" "If I'm seen with someone new" "Don't be blue" "Don't you be blue" "I'll be faithful" "I'll be true" "Always true" "True to you" "There is only one for me" "And you know who" "You know that I'll always be" "Loving" "You" "I love Elvis so much." "You love everybody so much." "I do not." "You do, too." "No, I don't." "Okay, you don't." "Well, I don't." "Maureen, sometimes you make me feel like such a baby." "You are a baby." "I wish I could be just like you." "Don't talk silly." "It's not silly." "You're the smartest girl in school." "You're so pretty it hurts." "Boys fall all over themselves when you walk down the street, and I'm just a lump." "Come on, you're not a lump." "You've never been a lump." "You wouldn't know one if you fell over it." "If I'm so damn perfect, then why is my head so mixed up?" "Mixed up about what?" "Well, I mean, sometimes things just don't make sense, and all of a sudden I get scared." "Scared of what?" "I don't know." "Are you all right, Maureen?" "I don't know." "See, I don't know anything anymore." "One minute, all I can think about is packing my bags and catching the first bus." "And then the next minute," "I'm afraid that once I get out in the world, it's going to eat me alive." "That's dumb, Maureen." "You've got a scholarship to Duke, and you're going to live in the dorm." "Nothing's going to eat you." "Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't just stay here and get a job or get married like everybody else." "Marry who?" "Somebody." "I don't know." "Billy Sanders?" "Good Lord, no!" "Do you remember when we were little and Mama used to tell us, when things get all mixed up, all you have to do is tell the man in the moon?" "Yeah, you just had to keep on talking until you were sure you told him everything so that he had all the pieces, just like a puzzle." "And then he'd work out the puzzle for you while you were asleep." "Yeah, but that was kid's stuff, Maureen." "We're too old for make-believe." "Yeah, I know." "Dani?" "Dani!" "Dani, are you up yet?" "Maureen, get that child out of bed!" "Dani, come on, get up." "You're going to be late for church." "I hate church!" "All right." "You know, once your baby brother gets here, you women won't be able to boss me around so much." "I won't be so outnumbered." "And I won't be so pregnant." "How do you feel?" "Not skinny." "Another two, three weeks, you'll be back to normal." "Next time you have a baby, you let me know how normal you feel afterward." "Can't you girls get in there and give your mother a hand?" "Maureen!" "These eggs are getting cold." "Daddy going to his church again?" "Does he ever Miss a Sunday?" "Why does he call it church when it's not?" "Because when he asked my daddy if he could marry me, my daddy said only if he agreed to find the Lord." "And he says it's a lot easier finding the Lord out fishing than in any church he's ever been in." "I think he's right." "Don't think you're going to find the Lord with him." "I want you upstairs." "Brush your teeth, wash your face." "You're going to Sunday school." "Morning, Maureen." "Well, I declare, you're just filling out all over, aren't you?" "Morning, Abby." "How's the Trant family?" "Oh, just fine." "Oh, and, Danielle, you're just shooting up like a weed, aren't you?" "Just like a weed, that's me." "One of these days, that woman's going to cut herself on her own tongue and bleed to death." "Hello, Mrs. Trant." "Let me get that for you." "Hi, Maureen." "Hey there, little bit, didn't recognize you with a dress on." "You look great, Maureen." "Be by to pick you up about 6:00?" "That's right." "See you later, Mrs. Trant." "That Billy Sanders thinks he's such a hotshot." "I don't see why you go with him." "I don't go with him, I go out with him." "Big difference." "Dani!" "Dani, you come back here!" "She's doing it again." "Whenever it's time to make lunch or do the dishes, she disappears." "Well, the way she does dishes," "I just as soon she be gone." "Do any good?" "Oh, a little." "A little means you did fine." "Let me see what you got." "Where's Dani?" "Off roaming around somewhere." "She's supposed to be here helping out." "She's getting too big to be running around wild as a jack rabbit." "Used to be she was too little." "Now she's too big." "I guess she passed up "just right"" "when nobody was looking." "Get out of here!" "Who the hell do you think you are?" "You get out of here!" "This is private property." "Yeah, you're damn right it is, and you're trespassing." "This is the Foster place." "So if your name isn't Foster, you're trespassing." "It just so happens that it is." "Prove it!" "Prove your name's Foster!" "I don't have to prove nothing." "Nobody's lived on the Foster place as long as I can remember." "Well, they do now!" "So you just get your little butt out of here!" "I'm not going." "If you're not out of here by the time I count three," "I'll drag your ass out!" "You're lying." "One..." "Two..." "Okay!" "Okay, I'm going!" "Turn around and close your eyes." "Do it, damn you!" "What are you ducking behind the bushes for?" "You ain't got nothing to hide." "Danielle!" "I thought I made it clear it's time you start taking some responsibility around here." "Yes, sir." "I hope I don't have to bring it up again." "Yes, sir." "Your mama saved you some lunch." "Probably cold by now." "All right." "You making a cake?" "Mm-hmm, and ice cream." "Must be having company." "Just some old friends of your daddy's and mine." "Honey, go take a bath." "You smell like a pond." "I will spend" "My whole life through" "Loving you" "Just loving you" "Winter, summer" "Springtime, too" "Loving you" "Loving you..." "I hope I'm not interrupting anything." "I hope you're finally done hogging the bathroom!" "What time you say that dance's going to be over?" "11:00, sir." "And it's how many miles from the country club back here?" "18." "You should have Maureen home by 11:20 then." "Yes, sir, about." "Not about." "Yes, sir, 11:20." "Hello, Mrs. Trant." "Maureen." "I'm ready." "Not until you go back inside and get a jacket, you're not." "I don't have one that goes with this dress." "Then put on a different dress." "You got a full tank of gas?" "Yes, sir." "No detours, no back roads, no liquor." "What time you got?" "6:13." "You're responsible for my daughter for the next five hours and seven minutes." "Yes, sir, Mr. Trant." "You don't have a thing to worry about." "Then neither will you." "Have a nice time." "She'll be fine." "I remember his father at his age." "What?" "I said, I remember his father at his age." "Mama, do I have to wear a skirt?" "Mm-hmm." "Who's so important that I have to wear a skirt?" "Young lady, when your mama tells you to do something, you don't stand around asking her reasons." "You smell good." "You mean I don't stink anymore?" "They're here." "You boys come back here." "I warned you what would happen if you two didn't behave." "Them two is as mean as snakes." "You haven't changed a bit." "Neither have you." "Come here to me, girl." "Oh." "You was in the same shape last time I saw you." "I know." "Matt, don't you know what keeps causing this?" "Matt's after that boy he's wanted all these years." "If you wanted a boy, you never should have throwed me over for Abby." "Court, let Matt and Abby look at you." "They haven't seen you since you was in diapers." "Those two heathens over yonder, those are my last efforts." "Rob, say hello." "Dennis, quit scratching yourself in front of people." "This is Danielle." "We call her Dani." "That little bundle you're holding is Missy." "She rules the roost around here." "I'm sure she does." "Your kids turned out prettier than you, Matt." "You really that shy, or you putting on?" "Court, come on down here." "Quit moseying." "Hello, Court." "Mr. Trant." "Ma'am." "Those are some fine-looking boys you got, Marie." "I hope to tell you." "Court, tie those two to a tree." "Well, look at that corn." "I haven't got a thing in the ground." "It's corn, but it's short." "No ears on that corn." "This here corn's good." "It's store-bought." "I'm hungry enough to eat one of these kids." "Might be about ready." "Good." "Where's your Maureen?" "Gone to a dance." "With Will Sanders' son." "Will Sanders?" "What's old Will Sanders up to?" "Running his new shirt factory." "And his big mouth, as usual." "Billy!" "Billy!" "Damn boy's deaf." "Billy!" "Hey, Billy!" "Hey, boy." "My God, Billy, you got yourself one pretty little woman tonight." "I hope he didn't drive too fast." "Honey, we're certainly glad you could join us, aren't we, Ilene?" "Maureen, it's so nice to see you." "Thank you for inviting me." "You're a sight for this old boy's eyes, I'll tell you what." "I can't see how Billy got so lucky." "Y'all come in." "Let's find ourselves something to drink." "Let's just grab some food, then we'll jump in the car, and get off by ourselves." "I got all dressed up to go to a dance and that's what I'm going to do." "You want to go off, you can go by yourself." "Don't hit me!" "Don't hit me!" "All right, you boys, I want you to stay in the yard where I can see you." "And no tree climbing!" "What goes up must come down." "I remember that much from school." "14 years?" "Has it really been that long?" "Mm-hmm." "I had Dani about a month after y'all moved off." "We were really sorry to hear about Beau." "I always knew the damn pipeline would kill him." "Only I thought it would be a little at a time, you know?" "Anyway, it seemed like the best thing for the boys and me was to come back here to the farm." "Yeah." "You can always get some sort of living out of good land." "That's it." "Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Matt and Beau hadn't switched partners at that dance 20 years ago?" "I wondered." "But, hell, honey, you had a crush on Matt from the time you was 12 years old." "13!" "He was 17 years old." "He didn't know I was alive." "I thought I was going to have to get naked, paint myself red, and set off dynamite to get his attention." "Well..." "You got him." "Yeah, I did." "Mama, this thing ain't working." "Well, what's wrong with it?" "I don't know." "It needs some more salt." "Well, we're out of salt." "Matt, we're going to need some more rock salt." "Daddy, I'll go with you." "Court, could you run into town for me?" "Sure." "Dani will show you where." "Dani!" "Come on." "You don't have to come along." "I can find the store by myself." "It's an awful big town." "You always in the habit of going where you're not wanted, or is this a new thing with you?" "You always act ugly to people you just met, or you practicing up to be a horse's butt?" "Little girls shouldn't talk nasty." "I'm not a little girl." "I'm 14." "My goodness." "You're not much older. 16?" "I'm 17." "My goodness." "You never give an inch, do you?" "No." "Good." "I like that." "Well, you coming?" "Hey, wait!" "Hey, thanks." "Hey, what is that?" "O-only you" "Can make" "All this world seem right" "Only you" "Can make the darkness bright..." "Billy tells me you're fixing to leave for Duke in a couple of weeks." "That's right." "I get up to Raleigh-Durham once or twice myself on business." "That's nice." "I'll have to look you up, take you out." "Show you around some." "I imagine they'll keep me pretty busy studying." "I understand freshmen really have to hit the books at Duke." "You can't study all the time." "Everybody has to have a little fun." "I just want you to understand that I know that college can be a real drain on a family's finances." "There's no need for a pretty girl like you to go without anything." "Things get a little tight, I'll be there." "I just want you to know that." "Thank you." "I'll manage just fine." "You won't mind if I borrow my date for a while, will you?" "Not at all." "Not at all." "It's a pleasure." "Pleasure." "Sorry about my old man." "Let's just get out of here now." "Billy..." "Billy, stop it!" "I mean it!" "What is it with you, Maureen?" "You said you wanted to leave the dance, we left the dance." "I thought you wanted us to be alone." "I wanted to get away." "I was tired of being manhandled." "Can't you just hold me a little, Billy?" "I don't think so, Maureen." "I don't think anybody can just hold you a little." " What do you want from me?" " I don't know." "I don't know, either and it's bothering me." "It's bothering me, too." "Believe me." "I can't take it anymore." "I can't either." "Do you ever feel like there's something missing?" "Like there's something that you've been waiting for all your life and you wonder whether you'll ever have it?" "I'm feeling like that right now." "I think love should be so beautiful." "And powerful." "I want to be swept away by love." "Oh, Billy." "Billy, what are you doing?" "Maureen, please." "I have to go home now." "No, you don't." "We have a whole hour." "No, I have to go now!" "What are you trying to do to me, Maureen?" "There are plenty of girls who'd be dying to be in your spot." "Billy, I want to go home!" "If I take you home now, I won't be back." "All right." "It's probably for the best." "Good night, Mama." "Good night, Daddy." "Good night." "Well, that's all right, my mama" "That's all right for you" "That's all right, my mama" "Just any way you do" "Well, that's all right" "That's all right" "That's all right, my mama" "Any way you do" "Well, Mama, she done told me" "Papa done told me too" "Son, that gal you're fooling with" "She ain't no good for you" "But that's all right" "That's all right" "That's all right, my mama" "Any way you do" "Rob!" "Dennis!" "Cut that jack-assin' around and get that stuff over here!" "Aah!" "Anything for me?" "Not much here but flyers and bills." "Your friends will get around to writing." "Yeah, sure, when they have time." "Now, you're not going to be lonely forever." "Once school starts, you'll be making new friends, playing football." "Then you'll be the one who doesn't have time to write." "I don't think I'll be playing much football." "You'll get this place under control." "We do what we have to do, son." "You got too much of your daddy in you to let this job be bigger than you are." "We have to find a way to get a tractor." "Well, maybe we can find a secondhand one that'll run." "Can we afford it?" "Nope." "But we can't afford not to, either." "Cut some beans for Mama." "That's all right" "That's all right" "I'm going to the library." "That would be my guess." "Here." "What has come over her?" "I don't know." "That's all right" "Yaaa!" "Hey!" "Hey yourself." "Come on in." "You just going to stand there all day, or what?" "Come up and jump with me." "All right." "So you do own a bathing suit." " You ready?" " Sure." "Just hold on, okay?" "Okay." "One..." "Two..." "Three..." " Go!" " Aah!" "Maureen?" "What's it like to kiss a boy?" "It depends on the boy." "Are you talking about anybody in particular?" "I was just asking a question." "Can't anybody ask a question around here?" "For starters, you let him kiss you if you like him." "If you don't like him, just tell him you're not that kind of a girl." "What if you like him a lot?" "Then you won't have to think about it." "It'll all come to you." "You're not telling me anything." "I need to know what to do." "Okay." "Come here." "Come on." "First, you'll have to kind of tilt your head to one side." "That's so you won't bump noses." "Okay." "Would you loosen up?" "He's gonna think you're scared of him." "Not that much." "Okay." "Then kind of open your mouth just a little..." "Uh-uh." "You wanted to know how." "I am telling you how." "Look, practice on your hand, okay?" "That's it." "Just keep practicing." "Well, what if I forget what to do?" "Just do what you feel." "If I do what I feel," "I'll burst into a million pieces and go flying out into space." "That sounds to me like a good way not to get kissed twice." "Maureen, have you ever liked somebody so much, it almost made you sick?" "Billy Sanders makes me sick every time I look at him." "You know what I mean." "It's like my stomach ties up in knots and I can't breathe" "and sometimes I think I'm going to throw up." "Well, don't throw up, Dani." "Whatever you do, don't throw up." "Hey." "Thank you." "It's nice of you." "Well, I figured you'd be out here." "I figure I'll be out here every day for a long time." "It sure is hot." "Sure is." "Yeah." "It's going to get hotter, too." "It'd sure be nice to go for a swim." "I can't take off and go swimming with you, Dani." "I got to make the most of the daylight." "I can go swimming after dark." "What are your folks going to say?" "They won't say anything." "Okay." "How are things going at the Murphy house?" "We finished framing." "Now if get it blacked in before we get a rain, the rest of it oughta go pretty smooth." "You'll do fine." "The way it looks now, you're gonna be praying for rain by the end of this summer." "Come on, honey." "Join us at the table." "Okay." "Dani, put your napkin in your lap." "Court!" "Court!" "Aah!" "Hey, kid." "I'm not a kid." "Sure you are." "You're my favorite kid in the whole world, though." "Come on!" "Hi." "Hello." "Come on." "Come on." "Aah!" "Court, what's wrong?" "Nothing's wrong." "What did I do?" "You didn't do nothing." "Just tell me what I did wrong." "I said you didn't do anything." "Have you ever been kissed before?" "Sure." "Lots of times." "Yeah, I'll bet." "You almost got more than kissed, little girl." "I'm not a little girl." "You are, too, Dani!" "You're a little girl, and you don't know what you're doing." "One of these days, somebody's going to get your cherry, but it's not going to be me." "Because I don't think I'd like myself very much for it." "Dani." "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Mama!" "Mama!" "Dani!" "Dani!" "Mama!" "Abigail?" "Mama?" "My God!" "Abigail?" "Ohh!" "Ow!" "Dani." "Where's Dani?" "Get my keys." "Where were you?" "What were you doing?" "Call the hospital." "Tell them I'm on my way." "Get in the house!" "Get inside the house now!" "How is she?" "I told you to go home." " Are they set up in I.C.?" " Yes, Doctor." "Somebody tell me something." "Go home, Matt." "Please." "Goddamnit, Doc, tell me!" "Abigail has a concussion." "She's got toxemia, which means her body's not throwing off poisons." "It's collecting it." "There's not a damn thing you can do here except get in the way." "So go home!" "I want you out of here now." "Daddy, don't!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Ma?" "Just stay here." "Mom asked me to bring this stuff by." "Some homemade soup and, uh..." "Yeast bread, and chocolate pie." "Mom's got the world beat making chocolate pie." "Where's everybody at?" "Hospital." "I'm real sorry about your mama." "I'm sorry about the way I acted last night, too, about the way I said everything." "You don't have to be sorry." "I thought we could still talk sometime, you know." "I figure if we can talk and be friends," "I can get you to understand." "I already understand." "Thanks for bringing the food over, Court." "That was a good supper Marie sent over." "Marie's boy bring it over?" "Court?" "Yes, sir." "He your swimming partner last night?" "Yes, sir." "Did anything happen?" "No." "Don't you mean "No, sir"?" "No, sir." "Nothing happened, sir." "I saw the way you looked last night." "Did that boy try anything with you?" "No, sir." "No, siree." "Not Court Foster." "Abby?" "I..." "I know." "I love you, too." "This..." "All of this is my fault." "If I hadn't been so dead set on getting a son..." "Oh, honey." "You're not trying to take credit for all of this by yourself, are you?" "Because I seem to remember helping out a little bit." "If I would have lost you, Abby..." "Mama says I can come in tomorrow and let Maureen stay home with Missy." "That's good." "Daddy..." "I know you feel bad about taking the strap to me, but I'm not mad or anything." "You were scared, worried about Mama and the baby." "I know that." "And I'm just awful sorry for what I did." "And for everything." "Hey, Court!" "Hey!" "Hey yourself." "Still want to be friends?" "I'd still consider it." "Well, I was just wondering where you do your best considering." "Aah!" "I don't have a suit." "Ha!" "I won't look." "Yee-haw!" "Friends, okay?" "Friends." "Okay." "You can look now." "And what makes you think I'd want to do that?" "You did in the water." "I did not." "You could've fooled me." "Ow." "Court..." "I want to know you." "You do know me." "I want to know you more." "I want to know you all I can." "What do you want to know?" "I want to know..." "Your hopes." "My hopes." "Well..." "I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out." "Court!" "Seems like it always comes to this, doesn't it?" "Have you kissed a lot of girls?" "Not a whole lot." "I want you to be the first boy to ever kiss me." "I thought you'd been kissed so many times." "How was that?" "Perfect." "Dani?" "You like that boy of Marie's a lot, don't you?" "But you know you're not old enough to date." "Yes, sir." "You want to see Court, do it right." "Invite him over here to the house." "I'm not saying you can't go to the pond anymore or that you can't go there with Court." "Just bring him around once in a while where I can get a good look in his eyes." "Yes, sir." "All right." "Good to see you, Court." "Good to see you, too, Mr. Trant." "How's your mama?" "She's fine." "She got a job at the shirt factory." "That's good." "She always was a good worker." "Yes, sir." "Dani tells me that your wife's doing better." "That's right." "Better every day." "Well..." "You kids have a nice time." "I'm going to see Abby." "Your sister will be here shortly." "You can sit down if you like." "Sure." "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing's the matter." "I'm letting you kiss me." "Weren't you supposed to let me try first?" "Hi there." "Hi." "Let me help you with those things." "Thank you." "I'd appreciate that." "You must be Court." "I've been meaning to come by to visit with your mother and say hi." "But I've been busy getting things ready for school that I just didn't get around to it." "But I will do it, I promise." "Tell your mother that?" "Sure." "She'll be glad to see you." "Thanks." "Any time." "You can set these things down, and I can put them up." "You must be Maureen." "I forgot to say that, didn't I?" "You two can go back to whatever it is you were doing." "I can handle this." "Court, you want to go walking?" "Why don't you two do that, and, uh..." "I'll have dinner ready by the time you get back." "Court, you're welcome to stay for supper if you'd like." "Isn't he, Dani?" "Sure." "Great." "That's fine." "I can set the table." "Just show me where the things are." "I think we ought to have supper in the dining room tonight, don't you, Dani?" "Whatever." "Well Court, I guess the last time that you and I saw each other, we were both running around in our diapers." "I'll bet that was a sight." "Mama says I used to beat you up regularly with my sand pail." "I don't think I'd try that these days." "Everybody dig in." "I, uh, imagine that you work up quite an appetite handling the farm all by yourself like that." "It's a lot of work." "I can't imagine having the guts to tackle a job that big." "Yeah, well, sometimes I wonder if I've bitten off more than I can chew." "I bet you'll do just fine." "Are you okay?" "Sure." "I'm just fine." "Well, thanks for dinner." "You're welcome." "It was nice meeting you." "Good night." "Oh, good night, kid." "Court seems real nice." "He kiss you yet?" "All the time." "Is he a good kisser?" "He's all right." "Hey." "I was just going down to the pond." "You want to go?" "Dani, I've got work up to my eyeballs and no end in sight." "There's no one here to tell me how to do it or make sure that I do it." "It all depends on me." "I just can't be there every time you want to go play." "You don't have to sound so hateful." "Dani, I don't have time for all this!" "Sorry I took your time." "Well, maybe if you were a little bit older, you could understand." "If I were just a little bit older, I could do everything, couldn't I, Court?" "I love you, Court." "Don't." "Don't love me now when things are so mixed up." "I've got more than I can say grace over right now." "You look real nice." "I think I'll go out for a little while." "You going over to the Trants' again?" "I might." "I saw Maureen at the hospital today." "That girl sure is turning out." "You see Matt, you tell him to holler at me if he needs anything, all right?" "Yes, ma'am." "Okay, guys, let's go!" "Get out." "Come on." "I'll see you later, okay?" "My, my, my." "Night-night." "Okay, we're going to go night-night." "Oh, there we go." "There we go." "Here's your doll." "Court." "Hello." "Hi." "Dani is at the hospital if you want to run on down and visit with her." "I don't think so." "It, uh, sure was a nice day." "Yeah." "Looks like it's going to be a nice night, too." " Looks like." " Yeah, looks like." "I'll sure be glad when I can leave this place and take you with me." "Why don't you go home and get some sleep for a change?" "I'll see you in the morning." "You call me if anything happens." "Yes, sir." "I will." "Thanks." "So, do you like Elvis?" "Sure." "Who doesn't?" "Dani absolutely adores him." "Well, she did until you came along." "You..." "Pretty well shot Elvis out of the saddle." "I can't believe my little sister is grown-up enough to have a boyfriend." "It's not quite exactly like that." "I mean..." "It's more like we're sort of buddies." "Just..." "Real close buddies." "Does Dani know that?" "I tried to tell her." "You like her a lot?" "Of course I like her." "I mean, she's..." "Special." "Oh." "Yeah, she, um..." "She is that." "But what if I met someone else..." "Someone special in a different sort of way?" "Someone..." "She's my sister." "If you..." "Need a friend," "I make a pretty good one." "A friend's not what I need right now." "You better go." "Daddy!" "The hospital called." "Mama's having the baby." "All right." "I'm on my way." "Okay." "I'm glad you're the one here with me." "Me, too, mama." "You're not frightened, are you?" "No, mama." "Good." "Are you scared?" "Not a bit." "I've done this before, remember?" "Aah." "Lord, Court." "Hope you ordered a girl, Abigail." "Well, I know someone who's going to be mighty disappointed." "Matt had his heart set on a boy." "Want me to put it back?" "God, no." "Court!" "Hey, Court!" "Where are you?" "Court!" "We've got a girl!" "She's just the tiniest thing and perfect all over, except she's baldheaded." "And I was there for the whole thing." "They didn't actually let me go in, but I was there." "It was beautiful." "Anyway..." "I couldn't wait to tell you about the baby." "And I wanted to apologize for the last time I saw you." "I was being unreasonable." "But when two people really care about each other..." "Well, when two people really care..." "They try to understand things, even when it's hard." "Don't you think so?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Well, I'll see you, okay?" "Yeah." "I never thought I could feel this way." "It's like," "I've been waiting for you to come back and find me, and..." "Now I'm afraid it'll all go away." "I'm not going anywhere." "Come on, Dani." "Unlock..." "Door." "He's unlocking it." "Daddy's going to open it." "Come on, Missy." "Let's put the baby to bed." "Maureen!" "Maureen?" "Where could she have gotten off to?" "She knew we'd be back about noon." "I love you." "I love you, too." "I have to go." "What are we going to do?" "Don't think about that." "We have to think about it." "Not yet." "We don't have to think about it yet." "Yes, we do." "I have to go." "I'll see you later." "Court, come on." "I have to go." "Stop it." "You're going to make me late." "I have to go." "Dani, I need to talk to you." "Maureen!" "Maureen, can you get in here, please?" "Where have you been?" "The baby's home." "All right, boys." "Got to take your brother his lunch." "He forgot it again." "Boy can't remember his name these days." "I want you to sit there, eat your lunch, and no messing around, you hear me?" "Do you hear me?" "Yes, ma'am." "Court?" "Court!" "Court!" "Baby boy." "Court?" "Go away, Dani." "Go away, Dani!" "Go away!" "Daddy!" " Daddy!" " Dani?" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Dani, what's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "It's Court." " What?" " The tractor..." "It's Court." "Help!" "Abby!" "Abby!" "No!" "No." "No." "No." "No." "No." "Dani..." "I'm sorry." "We didn't mean to hurt you, Dani." "I love you..." "And I need us still to be close somehow." "I don't want to be close to you anymore, Maureen." "I don't ever want to be close to you again." " Mama?" " Mm-hmm." "I don't want to be at church today." "Can I go with Daddy, please?" "All right." "Mama, I loved him." "I don't know how to stay alive without him." "I know." "I'm sorry." "Oh." "I'm so sorry." "You know, Dani..." "You and Maureen are going to be sisters for a long time." "Don't ask me to forgive her..." "Because I can't." "You've got a right to grieve, Dani." "You got a right to be hurt." "But if you get so wrapped up in your own pain that you can't see anyone else's, then you might just as well dig yourself a hole..." "And pull the dirt in on top of you, because you're never going to be much use to yourself..." "Or anyone else." "You don't know what she did." "I know enough." "I know hating your sister is not going to bring Court back." "Maureen's been good to you all your days." "Remember that." "She's hurting bad right now..." "Hurting as much as you." "Maybe more." "Hey!" "Hey yourself!" "You ready?" "Just hold on, okay?" "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "Go!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Maureen..." "Is it always going to hurt this bad?" "Mama says it won't." "I hope she's right." "I hope so." "You know..." "Sometimes..." "I think that nothing's ever going to make sense again." "Maybe life's not supposed to make sense." "Doesn't that scare you?" "Yes, it does." "I wish I could still talk to the man in the moon..." "Don't you?" "It would be nice." "Maureen?" "What?" "Will we always talk to each other?" "Always."

"Previously on Dance Academy..." "All I want is a nice, simple crush." "Just stop." "I'll like you if I want, and there's nothing you can do about it." "Fine." "Like me, then." "Fine, I will." "I'm not doing this dance." "Darling, you're just tired and you are run-down, no doubt from rehearsing that ridiculous musical." "It's not ridiculous." "And it makes me happy." "I know what makes you happy." "I have sacrificed everything for your happiness." "Finn, hi, it's me." "Um, you're gonna have to find a replacement." "Just rehearsals were interfering too much." "This is for the teachers at the Academy." "For overlooking me." "And that's for my dad." "I'm in the Nationals at the Prix de Fonteyn." "Book a ticket." "It's here, after nine months of training and agonising over our solos... the National Finals of the Prix de Fonteyn." "Judgement day." "Only two girls and two boys out of the country will make it through to the Internationals." "And the worst part?" "That all of our technique, our artistry, our individuality... the judges take these hard-earned things and transform them into cold, unforgiving numbers." "Grace Whitney, National Academy, Classical Round." "7.7." "7.6." "7.5." "7.6." "6.9." "8.9." "Thank you, Michael Slade, Tasmanian School of Dance." "The Slade has spoken." "Beat that." "Zach, who appointed the judges?" "They hate us." "It's rigged." "Everyone, just calm down." "Zach, we're not sevens." "Whoa, you might be, but we're not." "What?" "!" "They're playing favourites." "Enough!" "I agree you've been marked harshly, but there's no excuse for whining." "Are we keeping you, Miss Armstrong?" "I will be making enquiries with the Committee as to whether there is bias involved." "As the National school, we enjoy certain privileges." "It can work against us." "However, that's not your concern." "You are going to suck it up and focus on the Contemporary Round tomorrow." "There he is." "Hi." "Your mum's at a conference." "We thought we could be your fan base." "You weren't at the theatre just then, were you?" "Sorry" " I got stuck at the hospital." "But you're on again tomorrow, right?" "Saw your 'Stalkbook' update." "6.9." "No-one gets..." "Yeah, Ollie, this is my dad." "Wow, the famous Dr Lieberman." "So, it didn't go so well today?" "I'm sure his girlfriend made him feel better." "Ari." "I checked your relationship status, too." "So why don't we do lunch tomorrow before you perform?" "You could invite this girl along." "Yeah, that... that sounds really, um... really good." "Um, look, I've got to get changed, though, so..." "Alright." "I'll call you." "OK." "Ari." "Lunch with the family and you changed your status." "This is getting serious." "Look, you can't come to theatre 'cause we might give off vibes." "My family's not like yours, OK?" "My mum would cry." "Dad would just blame ballet." "Right." "And his opinion counts 'cause he's always been so supportive." "Hello." "Hey." "Thank you!" "Finn has done the rewrites but we are just, like, devoid of all choreography skills." "So are you going to do both roles now?" "Yeah, yours and mine." "It's a Jekyll-and-Hyde acting challenge." "Finn, look who heard the distress signal." "Ah, I told you - we don't need any help." "That is just a lie." "It's OK." "He thinks I let you down." "I got the voicemail." "I..." "I couldn't have done it anyway, now that it's opening tomorrow night." "It's a direct clash with the Nationals..." "I know, darlin'." "He gets it, and so do I - super prestigious ballet competition trumps unpaid fringe musical every time." "That Slade kid needs taking down." "The headband's got you rattled." "It's you I'm worried about." "Nothing is gonna psyche me out tomorrow." "That's why I'm beating you." "OK." "So if I reminded you" "I beat you in the preliminaries, that wouldn't be unsettling?" "I was luring you into a false sense of security." "And that girl you like..." "I'm with now?" "Kat?" "That is so six months ago." "And plus, it's your ex who thinks I'm hot." "She loses her way sometimes." "Hey, Tara." "Want to go to the beach?" "Now?" "Where have you been?" "Just training." "Good." "I wouldn't worry about those judges." "They'll be eating their scorecards when you win the International." "Have you thought about where you want your scholarship to be?" "No." "I, um, didn't want to jinx myself." "I've always thought - picture New York." "We'll get an apartment near Lincoln Center." "You'll be in the Company by the time you're 18." "And soloist by 21?" "Principal by the time you're 24." "Oh." "It's all gonna happen for you, sweetheart." "Excuse me." "Can I borrow you for a second?" "Yes." "Um, sorry, Mum." "OK, all you gotta do is..." "shoot me adoring looks and if I say something witty, be like," "'Oh, Sammy, you're such a character!" "'" "A sane person would just say, 'No, Dad, I don't have a girlfriend.'" "Yes, but he's expecting one." "And if I can smooth just this one situation... you know?" "As my entire life has become about pleasing other people, why not?" "It's so sweet of you to do this." "It really puts stuff in perspective." "Do you reckon you could eat this raw?" "Like sushi-style?" "Perspective, like, remember how a couple of weeks ago" "I said I wasn't ready to go out with anyone?" "Vaguely." "So... if it makes a difference, I think I'm past that." "Um, OK, look." "The problem is, there's, like, a friend ladder and a girlfriend ladder." "And you can move up and down these ladders, but you just can't cross from one ladder to another." "And I'm on the friend ladder." "Close to the top, but, yeah." "Got it." "This was where we left our stuff, right?" "Have we been robbed?" "Who steals from people in the middle of an important competition?" "Slade." "I would not put it past him." "Somebody, elite athletes in distress!" "We can walk." "Trust me, I've done it before." "What?" "Nothing." "Let's go." "Heading into the final day of the Nationals, to avoid any disputes about influence, fictional or otherwise, the judging panel will keep their scores private." "Results will be announced at the end of competition today." "Benjamin Tickle, National Academy." "Don't hurt yourself." "T, that must have been some seaside adventure." "We're on the friends ladder." "Yeah, no, he didn't just look at you like a friend." "OK, so just stick to neutral topics... like the weather, Sydney traffic." "Look, let's just abort." "You obviously want to be backstage." "Too late." "Sammy." "Hey, Dad." "Ari, this is Abigail, my girlfriend." "It's my girlfriend, Abigail." "This is Dad." "This is Ari, who you've met." "Mr Lieberman." "Abigail." "Hi." "It's a lovely day." "Hi." "Was traffic OK?" "Yeah, it was fine, thanks." "Shall we eat?" "Yeah." "Yep." "Incredible, isn't he?" "Maybe ask him why he's suddenly all over you." "Because he's enchanted by her winsome charms." "He's trying to psyche me out." "Really?" "I'm so hideous that no-one would ever like me unless there's an agenda?" "And why, pray tell, would it psyche you out, boyfriend?" "That's the thing, it wouldn't." "Just don't get hurt, OK?" "Ignore him." "The competition is warping his brain." "Don't be nervous on my account." "I don't expect anything today." "Just seeing how my money's spent." "Just making sure you're not wasting it." "So, how, um, how bad do you think I'm going to be today, exactly?" "Honey, tone warning." "Sammy, I'm just trying to make conversation." "Yeah." "How would you know what to say to me when we're basically strangers?" "Hmm?" "Sorry." "He's just a little temperamental." "Excuse me." "What are you doing?" "Did you hear that?" "No matter how I do, I'm a disappointment, regardless." "I can't..." "I can't do it, OK?" "I'm out." "OK?" "I can't get up there and try and prove him right." "You pushed me in the fountain!" "You were irritating me." "Can you stop complaining about your dad's low expectations?" "Do you know what I would give for low expectations?" "And who cares if he doesn't think you're good?" "You're not dancing in that competition because of him." "Right, OK, so why am I dancing, then, huh?" "'Cause that's where you want to be, more than anywhere else." "You want to be on that stage, doing what makes you happy." "I was gonna sneak out the back so we didn't give off vibes." "I could sort of use you side stage instead." "I'm sorry." "No." "I'm just happy I'm so well-adjusted compared to you." "Hmmph." "So I'm thinking, if anyone was to have the skillage to cross ladders, it'd be you." "How would that work?" "Well, um, the ladders, they would have to be pretty close." "And then if you just leaned over..." "Or I could..." "Next to the stage, Christian Reed, the National Academy." "Tell me you didn't just do that to mess with Christian." "What?" "No." "I mean, asking you to the beach was... it was a tactic." "But it didn't end like that..." "Stop talking." "This crush, or whatever it was, is officially over." "What is going on with him?" "Don't tell me there's a boy lurking when we're off to New York." "'Break an eyelash." "Finn and Mistii.'" "Who's that?" "Oh, those musical theatre people?" "How sweet." "Right." "Mum?" "Mm?" "I have to go." "Sit down, please." "We need to get your make-up done." "Come on." "Right." "Here we go." "No, Mum." "I know how much you want this." "And you could be right - I might win the Prix." "But I might not." "The thing is, I don't care either way." "Sweetheart, it's just the nerves talking." "Just relax." "No, Mum, listen!" "I'm not dancing today." "I can't breathe." " Don't." " Oh, I can't breathe." "Mum, I can't be responsible for making you breathe." "That's not my job." "Sweetheart..." "Once again, the Slade is superior." "Not with that headband." "Samuel Lieberman, National Academy." "Hey, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "What are you do...?" "!" "How about... how about we make this an immersive experience and you guys just..." "imagine the music?" "Hey!" "Get... off me!" "It's usually less bumpy." "I've never seen anything like it." "We didn't get to finish our lunch." "Do you think you could come home soon?" "You too, Ollie." "You're welcome anytime." "There's this argument that there shouldn't be competitions in ballet because it's an art, not a sport." "The following four dancers will be representing Australia in the International Round of the Prix de Fonteyn." "But competition brings out the best in some people." "For others, it crystallises what's important to them." "You're all so touchy-feely." "The part I don't like is ranking everyone best to worst." "In the Girls' Section, the Silver Medal is awarded to..." "Grace Whitney, National Academy." "But I might just be saying that right now to prepare myself for disappointment." "And the Gold Medal goes to..." "Tara Webster, also from National Academy." "In the Boys' Section, the Silver Medal... goes to Michael Slade, Tasmanian School of Dance." "Let me out!" "Which, uh, he'll collect later." "And the Gold Medal is awarded... to Samuel Lieberman, National Academy." "Australia, these are your representatives."

"Morning." "Morning." "You, by chance, have the number of a good chiropractor?" "What about Alan?" "(laughing)" "Sorry." "I couldn't resist." "What, is your back out?" "Not yet, but I got a big date for Valentine's Day." "And if everything goes well, I'll need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest." "I can't wait for this stupid holiday to be over so we can celebrate something cool, like..." "Free Bobblehead at Dodger Stadium Day." "What are you talking about?" "Valentine's Day." "Or what it should really be called" "Dumb Greeting Card, Chocolate-Covered," "Overpriced Flowers, Can't Get a Dinner Reservation," "I'm Probably Going to Die Alone Anyway Day." "Sounds like Cupid's arrow hit somebody right in the the bile sack." "Don't get my started on that fat, flying baby." "What could you possibly have against Cupid?" "First of all, he's wearing a diaper." "Yeah, that's sexy." "And then he's got wings, which make you think of angels, which makes you think of God, which makes you feel guilty about having sex in the first place." "And in the second place." "Well, I, for one, am going all out for Lyndsey this year." "Really?" "What's that mean?" "Cemetery flowers and a coupon for one free go-around on Mr. Alan's Wild Ride?" "I am sparing no expense." "Lyndsey deserves the best, and I am finally going to give it to her." "Well, if you're giving it to her, it's not going to be the best." "(cell phone chimes)" "Wow." "What?" "I just got an e-mail from Kate." "She's in town." "She wants to see me." "Did she say why?" "No." "Could be anything." "It could be nothing." "Could be something." "Could be something serious." "What if she's dying?" "What if she's pregnant?" "Wait, what if she's dying to be pregnant?" "The woman I love wants to have my child." "Oh, my God, I'm going to be a father." "Advantage: fat, flying baby." "You have the number of a good chiropractor?" "♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪" "♪ Ah..." "♪ Men." "♪ Two and a Half Men 10x16 ♪ Advantage:" "Fat, Flying Baby Original Air Date on February 14, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman == Resync for WEB-DL by ryangiggsth" "Kate." "Sam." "Oh... it's..." "I'm kidding." "Oh." "Hi, Walden." "Hi." "Hi." "Hi." "I, uh..." "I got you your favorite coffee." "Hey, how'd you remember?" "Please, how hard is it to remember a grande, extra hot, decaf, triple shot, five pump vanilla, nonfat, no foam, whip cream, caramel macchiato?" "Actually, I switched to tea." "Oh." "It's a joke." "Well, you look great." "Success is really working for you." "Then again, you'd look great with a bag over your head." "That didn't come off as charming as I wanted it to." "Thank you." "I can't believe how lucky I've been." "Lucky?" "Come on, you have real talent." "I-I actually bought one of your dresses off your Web site." "Seriously?" "Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wear it yet." "(laughs)" "I've been waiting for the perfect occasion." "I was really surprised that you called me." "Yeah, I'm actually in town for a couple of days on business, and I wanted to see you." "You did?" "Me, too." "I mean, other than stalking you on Facebook." "Well, I wanted to give you this." "It's the money you invested in me." "Oh, Kate." "I gave this to my girlfriend so she could follow her dreams." "And I am paying back my investor so I don't owe him anything." "S-So this is why you wanted to see me." "Walden, we broke up." "When you break up, you give the other person their stuff back." "Yes, but it's usually a cell phone charger and a bite guard." "Well, in this case, it's $100,000." "Well, I don't want it." "But I do want my bite guard back." "Buy another one." "Or 1,000 of them." "Kate, just put the money into your business." "It'll help you get to the next level." "I don't need it." "I've actually found a new investor." "That's how I'm able to pay you back." "So, we're no longer business partners." "We are not." "Well, that's great." "That frees us up to be two young, crazy dreamers in love." "No." "Okay, how about two cautiously optimistic adults sharing dinner?" "I don't think that's a good idea." "Give me one more run at this." "(sighs)" "Two old friends, chance encounter, bus stop, sharing a bag of tacos." "Not going to happen." "Too bad." "I was really looking for an excuse to wear my new dress." "Hi." "Um, I am interested in doing something special for my best gal on Valentine's Day." "Uh, how much is your Presidential Suite?" "Uh-huh, I-I see." "Um, do you, by any chance, have a Secretary of Agriculture Suite?" "All right, all right, you know what, let me just book your best regular-people room, and, uh, would it be possible to, uh, split the deposit over three credit cards?" "Oh, oh, sure, I'll hold." "Oh, oh, hey, how'd it go with Kate?" "Let's just say she doesn't want me in her business." "Financial or lady." "Oh, oh, I'm sorry." "Yeah, the only reason she wanted to see me was to give me this stupid check for $100,000." "(softly):" "You're not stupid to me." "So, uh, what's the next step?" "There is no next step." "It's over." "What are you talking about?" "She doesn't want anything to do with me." "(scoffs)" "Well, there's a good attitude." "Let me ask you something." "Was it over for Lyndsey and me when I burned her house to the ground?" "No." "Was it over for us when I introduced her mom to my mom, who subsequently turned her into a rapacious lesbian?" "No." "And-and-and what about me living in this house?" "Was it over when my brother died and you bought the place?" "Sadly, no." "Right, because I am not a quitter." "And you aren't, either." "You're Walden Schmidt, captain of industry." "Titan of technology." "Head honcho of handsomeness." "Ran out of steam?" "Yes, but you'll notice I did not quit." "Maybe you're right." "Of course I'm right." "Nothing is over until you say it's over." "With the possible exception of me moving out, which will only happen when you wheel me into the assisted living facility." "You're right." "I'm going to go talk to her." "Thank you, Alan." "No problem, buddy." "I will always be here for you." "Literally." "Oh, uh, hello." "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Um, I have a MasterCard, a Discover card and my mom's Visa." "Walden." "Great, you've already showered." "Now, get dressed." "We're going to dinner." "What?" "No." "(makes buzzer noise) Sorry, wrong answer." "The head honcho of handsomeness rejects your rejection." "Is that a title you gave yourself?" "No, it was given to me by the man I live with." "(sighs) How did you find my room?" "They told me at the front desk." "They're not supposed to do that." "They're also not supposed to accept bribes, but here I am." "I am not going to dinner with you." "Fine." "You don't want to go to dinner with me, then then we will have dinner right here." "Look, your favorite:" "a half-eaten lobster with a cigarette butt in it." "Oh, I was really hoping for coleslaw with a Band-Aid in it." "Come on, Kate, go to dinner with him." "Don't be so shellfish." "(laughing)" "You know you're an idiot, right?" "I'm a persistent idiot." "(sighs)" "Let me get dressed." "Yay." "Why would I do that?" "Oh, hey, there's my valentine." "Will you be mine?" "Hi, Alan." "Yes, I will." "Great, 'cause I got something special planned." "Is this going to be another scavenger hunt that ends in your pants?" "Ah..." "No, no, this year, I booked us a room at the Bel-Air Hotel with the full romance package." "Oh, my God, are you serious?" "Oh, yeah, uh, candlelight dinner, dancing, couples massage, followed by savage sex with the man of your dreams." "Steve Buscemi's going to be there?" "(laughing)" "That sounds amazing." "But how can you afford it?" "Ah, bup, bup, bup." "Nothing is too good for milady." "Besides, a month without antidepressants isn't going to kill me." "I don't know what to say." "Oh, you don't have to say anything." "Just pack your bag, and your chariot will arrive at 6:00." "Yeah, would it be okay if we took my chariot?" "Why?" "Really, I have to say it out loud?" "I don't want to pull up to the Bel-Air Hotel in your piece-of-crap car." "Oh, oh, uh, we can use your car." "Oh, and if the front desk refers to you as Evelyn Harper, just roll with it." "Okay." "Well, I love you." "I love you, too." "Well." "That went well." "I won't be needing these clues for the scavenger hunt." "Wasn't that better than sitting in your room all alone watching porn?" "Is that what you do?" "What, me?" "No..." "I'm a Bible guy." "(laughing)" "Well, thanks." "I had a really nice time." "Me, too." "Well, good night." "Uh, but..." " Good night?" " Yeah." "Oh, I was hoping that maybe we could... you know, have hotel fun." "I don't sleep with guys on the first date." "First date?" "We lived together." "No, I lived with Sam Wilson." "Who you bare an uncanny resemblance to, but... still, I think we should take it slow." "Okay, I get it." "Good night." " Kate." " What do you want, Walden?" "Oh, uh... it's not Walden;" "it's Sam Wilson." "Go away." "Eh, it was worth a shot." "Morning." "Oh, there he is." "Come here." "What?" "Just come here." "Oh!" "Oh," "What a lovely way to start the day." "Don't kiss me." "I have morning breath." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "What did I do?" "You were right." "Kate and I wound up having a great time last night." "Congratulations." "Yeah." "It was perfect." "I mean, it was the same... chemistry, the same connection." "Hmm, when you say "connection,"" "are we talking "love connection"?" "And by "love connection" I mean," ""brown chicken, brown cow."" "No." "No?" "Nah, I didn't want to." "You know, I just wanted to take it slow." "So we could connect on a more emotional, spiritual level." "Huh." "Sounds pretty gay to me, but... all right." " So when are you gonna see her again?" " Tonight." " On Valentine's Day?" " Yep." "Ooh, that's a terrific day not to get laid." "I know, right?" "Oh, oh, hey, can I ask your opinion about something?" "Yeah, of course." "Great." "What-what do you think of this?" "Whoa!" "Dude!" "What the hell?" "Oh, uh, I-I did a little manscaping for my, uh... my big night with Lyndsey tonight." "I wanted to surprise her." "Uh... does this look like a heart?" "Uh..." "Yeah, it looks great." "I love it." "You're not even looking." "Come on, I had your back." "Yeah, well, I don't want to have your front." "Please?" "Fine." "But I'm going to restrict my response to only the nest." "I'm not going to comment on the baby bird sitting on top of the eggs." "That's all I ask." "No." "Doesn't look like a heart." "What?" "It-it doesn't?" "No." "There's no... cleavage, there's no dip." "It's just... there." "Wait, what are you talking about?" "There's a..." "there's a curve right there." "The whole thing is lopsided." "Oh, no." "It just looks that way 'cause I haven't fluffed." "See?" "No, it still doesn't look like a heart." "Fine, I'll keep working on it." "But it is very difficult to manscape from this angle." " No, it's not." " Uh, yeah, it is." "Okay, just for a frame of reference... check out my manscaping." "Oh, my God." " It's beautiful." " Mm-hmm." "BERTA:" "I knew it." "So that's how you pay the rent." "Alan, come on, let's go." "I want to spend every possible minute in that hotel room." "ALAN:" "One second!" "Just finishing off one last Valentine's surp... (screams)" "Alan?" "(gasps)" "Oh, my God, what happened?" "Manscaping..." "Balls..." "Hospital!" "(heavy breathing)" "Well, I believe we just combined Valentine's Day with the Fourth of July." "What do you say we throw in Groundhog Day and do it again?" "(laughs)" "You know..." "I had no intention of sleeping with you." "I even wore my granny panties." "Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I like a sensible, full-coverage brief." "(laughs)" "I really missed you." "Me, too." " Can I tell you a secret, though?" " Sure." "Sam Wilson is a much better lover than you." "I'm sorry." "I couldn't get my mind off of Alan's penis." "(laughs)" "Oh, please drive faster." "I'm bleeding out... of my scrotum." "(groans)" "Where in the world did you get the idea to shave your pubic hair into a heart?" "I read about it in a magazine." "What magazine?" "Marie Claire." "Doesn't look much like a heart." "Well, it's bleeding like one." "(siren wails)" "Oh..." "Oh." "Oh, my God." "This is the end." "I'm seeing lights." "You're not dying." "We're getting pulled over." "Oh, nice job, lead foot." "Do you want to keep your other ball?" "Evening, ma'am." "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "I know I was speeding, but I have a very good excuse." "Is that so?" "Show him, Alan." "What?" "No!" "Show him." "Oh..." "Oh, sweet mother of God!" "Is that a heart?" "Thank you." "(gasps) Oh, my God!" "Wha...?" "Alan, no." "Sorry." "What's..." "what's going on?" "You're not going to believe this." "My business partner just found a factory." "We can start production on my line immediately." "That's great." "Congratulations." "Oh, my God, this is so exciting." "We leave for China tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "Oh, you know what?" "Wait..." "I'm gonna be in Japan in two weeks on business." "I could hop over to China." "We could get some kung pao chicken, maybe adopt a baby." "Oh..." "Kung pao chicken is such a commitment." "Ah, wait." "In two weeks, I have to be back here." "Okay." "Oh, how about the week of the tenth?" "I have a tech conference in Austin." "You could come with me." "Oh." "Let me check." "I don't know if you've ever been to a tech conference, but picture a comic book convention with nerdier guys." "You would be their queen." "(laughs)" "Ah, no, that won't work." "Um..." "How about first week in May?" "I can do the second." "And I can't." "This was a lot easier when we were both broke." "It was." "(chuckles)" "How about this?" "Are you free for sex in 30 seconds?" "I have an opening." "Let me check." "Well, I'll have to move a few things around, but yes, I am." "(laughs)" "Hi." "Hi." "How you doing?" "I'm high, humiliated and hairless." "I'm sorry I ruined Valentine's Day." "What are you talking about?" "Well, I wanted it to be special because, you know," "I haven't always been the best boyfriend, or even a good boyfriend." "Or even an adequate boyfr..." "Feel free to stop me at any time." "I'm just teasing you." "The fact that you even tried means everything to me." "Really?" "Really." "And driving 95 miles an hour behind a police escort?" "Best Valentine's Day ever." "Oh, hey, you know, uh... we could pull this curtain." "Seriously?" "They just put ten stitches in your junk." "I thought we could take advantage of the swelling." "Okay." "LYNDSEY:" "You ready?" "ALAN:" "Ow." "Ow, ow." "Ow!" "Don't-don't stop." "Ow!" "(Alan groaning)" "I know I'm going to regret asking this, but... how's your ball?" "Throbbing and green." "So what's going on with you and Kate?" "I don't know." "It's going to be hard to make a relationship work with her traveling all around the world." "Mmm, that's rough." "Not "tetanus shot in your sack" rough, but..." "Hey, how's she affording all this?" "She's got some new investor with a lot of money." "Oh, that's nice." "Yeah, except I don't know if I'm ever gonna see her again." "If you don't leave it alone, it'll never heal." "If you don't stop doing that," "I'm gonna make you wear a cone around it." "What a stroke of luck, you finding that factory in China." "ROSE:" "I know." "Sometimes fate steps in and makes things happen." "I'm not gonna lie-- I wish the timing were better." "Well, if he really loves you, he'll wait for you." "How did you know I have a boyfriend?" "Oh, a pretty girl like you?" "You'd have to have a boyfriend." "He's amazing." "I'm crazy about him." "Been there." "== sync, corrected by elderman == Resync for WEB-DL by ryangiggsth"

"Request for Assistance A-28/00" "Kulhuse 07.30, Sunday October 1" "Hey!" " Niels Ege?" " Yes." "Assistant Commissioner Ibsen." "Police." "Hi." "I regret to tell you there was a fire at your house." "What are you saying?" " Where's my wife?" " Your wife... didn't make it." " Did Lulu not get out?" " No." " My daughter Camilla?" " She's in hospital with carbon monoxide poisoning." "Niels." "Your wife's dead." "We'll take you to the hospital." "Niels!" "Oh, Niels." "I saw the fire." "I tried to get in, but the fire was too fierce." " I thought you were inside." " No, I was..." "I was down on the boat." "And Camilla and Lulu?" "Lulu's dead." " And Camilla?" " Camilla..." "Camilla's in hospital." " How is she?" "Has she talked?" " They don't know... if she'll ever wake up." "Your hair?" " You've cut your hair?" " Yes." "You said you didn't want to see me any more." "Did I?" " Don't you remember?" " No." "Come on." "You need to lie down." "There, there." "I'll look after you." "UNIT ONE" "Reported by Claus Johansen, a neighbour, on Sunday at 07.17." "The deceased is 42-year-old Lulu Ege." "She worked at the school where her husband is head." "Their daughter Camilla is still in a coma." "Traces of inflammable liquids found in the lounge and bedroom." " Where the deceased slept?" " Yes." " Not an accident." " Maybe arson." " And her husband?" " On his boat." "All night." " At this time of year?" " So he claims." " Okay." "See you up there." " Bye." "You'd better take this." "Congratulations to Kirsten." "For her season at The Royal Theatre." " How do you know?" " I read it in the papers." " Any meaty roles?" " What does she say?" "I haven't seen her since London." " You went to London?" " She must have told you." "I had two tickets to a popular show and she came over to see it." "Don't you two talk?" "Or don't you listen to your wife?" "Anyway, good luck with the investigation." "Does he know you're pregnant?" "He calls me all the time." " It's too much right now." " Don't you want a child?" "I do, but..." "Not now." "I might be a single mum." " He was at the Family Court?" " He was." " He's got his divorce, then." " He might change his mind." "Gaby." "He took his wife to Paris because he's a nice dad who's trying to help his kids through the divorce." "He proposed." "Johnny Olsen on his knees!" "What a sight!" "I've got an appointment tomorrow and I'm keeping it." " Hi." " You were quick." "There are traces of inflammable material there." "That was the lounge till yesterday." " What kind?" " Turpentine." "In the bedroom too." " Where the wife slept?" " Yes." "Look at this." " She was lying like this?" " Yes." "Like she was asleep." " She slept through this?" " I wonder." "Unless she was drunk or had taken pills." "Could she have lit the fire and gone to bed?" "She might have." " But what?" " Have a look at this." "The child was hiding in there." "That chair... was wedged under the doorhandle." "Lock her in and light the fire?" "Even if totally sedated, could a mother do that?" "No." "She'd have sedated the child if she wanted them both dead." "Could a father?" "Could a father what?" "Lock a child in and set fire to the house?" "Some could." "We've seen it before." "What's that?" "She kicked the door trying to get out?" "She's eight years old." "Are you going to the hospital?" "I'll meet IP at the office." "Look at this." "You take one flower at a time." "Tie it to the others." "That's it." "August is doing a good job." "Afterwards we'll place the flowers up at the house." "Where's Camilla's mum now?" "In heaven?" "Maybe." "Can she see us now?" "Yes." "From heaven you can see what everyone's doing." "What you're doing too?" "Let's hurry up and finish this." " I'll be off now." " Okay." "Was it tough?" " What?" " The Family Court." "Oh!" "What do you think?" "It's over now." " I have something to tell you." " That's a change." "I've called you so many times." " Are you busy?" " I bloody well am." "That divorce fleeced me." "I'm on my way to Berlin." " Okay." " Here's my work sheet." " What?" " My work sheet." " What was it?" " Nothing." "Forget it." "The neighbour told me he was woken by the girl crying for her mother." "He smelt smoke and suddenly it all went up." "The local gossip is they were splitting up." "According to the neighbour they were fighting that evening and during the night." "He woke several times hearing the wife in hysterics." "Crime scene 12.30, Monday October 2" "Where would I go?" "Away from the fire, at least." "Are my clothes on fire?" "Would I run towards the sea?" "Ingrid, come down to the beach." "Niels Ege?" "Yes." "Sorry for disturbing you." "I'm Allan Fischer from Unit One." "How is she?" "I need to talk to you, Niels." "Yes." "I understand." "Not here though." "Can you come with me?" " Are you sure they're Niels'?" " Yes." " He left prints in the house." " When were these made?" "Saturday evening." "Just after it started raining around 9." "Couldn't he have been here on Sunday?" "The prints wouldn't have looked like that." "The sand would have been too dry to leave that imprint." "Ingrid." "Forensic Institute 15.30, Monday October 2" " Hi, Jan." " There's not much to go on." " The outside's all charred." " And inside?" "The stomach was heat affected." "Boiled, actually." " Fascinating." " It's interesting." "The contents are intact." "We've checked for barbiturates." "During the night she drank a lot of red wine and took a big dose of sleeping-pills." " We'll see what type." " That explains her position." "There's another interesting detail." "No carbon monoxide in her blood." " She died before the fire?" " Yes." "I'll pick the report up tonight." "You're welcome to, but I might have left." "Thanks, honey." "I just got the results on the sleeping-pills." " They were Flunitrazepam." " Can you spell that?" "I can." "But look for a container marked Rohypnol." " Can I fax this report to you?" " Yes, sure." "She died before the fire started." "Could he have done it after all?" " You saw the forensic report?" " No." " Wine glasses in the sink." " She drank with the person?" "She knew them well." " Here you are." " Thanks." "It's October 2 at 16.15." "Interrogation of Niels Ege regarding the killing of Lulu Ege and the arson of their home." "DI LaCour and DI Fischer are present." "Did you and Lulu have a good marriage?" " We thought so." " Sorry for being so direct." " So why sleep on your boat?" " I do that quite often." " You hadn't been arguing?" " No." " When did you go down there?" " Around..." "Around 9 o'clock." " Which route did you take?" " The usual." " And that is?" " Through town." "Not down the slope?" "No, why?" "That's in the opposite direction." " Did you sleep alone on board?" " Yes." "What else?" " There was no one else?" " No, I had Lulu." " And we had a good marriage." " You're lying." " I'd like to return to my girl." " When we're done." " Why go that way?" " Why were you fighting?" "Were your clothes on fire?" " Why did you argue?" " I don't remember." "About the fight, or going down the slope?" "No..." "Yes..." "Yes, we..." "I did run down the slope." " You did?" " Yes." " In the evening." " Why?" "Weren't you going to your boat?" "It's true, we..." "We were arguing." "It was dreadful." "Lulu was the jealous type." "Did she have cause to be?" "I collided with a fisherman." " On the beach?" " At Hundested." " When?" " It was... early Sunday morning." "It was getting light." "At 6.30." " At Hundested on Sunday?" " I couldn't sleep." "I left at 5." "Your boat must have been scratched." "No, because we just missed each other." "Surely you can find that fisherman." "Why aren't you with Camilla?" "They're doing some tests." "They don't need me." "Please leave!" "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "I didn't mean it." "I was with the police and they... they asked all sorts of questions." "If they see us together they'll believe..." "They'll think I did it." "I don't know either." "You broke up with me." "Never wanted to see me again." "I was here." "So you say." " I should have stayed with you." " Yes." "You should have." "But let's say you were with me." "Why didn't you say so before?" "I thought it was embarrassing for a headmaster to have an affair with a teacher." "But you'd probably have found out anyway." " You were with her all night?" " Yes." " When did you leave her?" " I went to the boat around 8." "Why not home?" "I couldn't." "I had to be alone." "Why did you and your wife argue?" "Had she found out about Irene?" " Did she get angry?" " Very." "That's when we started shouting." "She turned nasty and said she had someone too." " Did you ask who it was?" " Yes." "But she wouldn't say?" " You asked if you knew him?" " Yes." " Did you?" " Yes." " A parent?" " Yes." "Who?" "That was none of my business." "This must sound very messy." "I'm used to it." "Niels, who did this?" "What if..." "If Lulu really had someone else, could his wife have resented sharing him?" " Was Niels here Saturday night?" " Saturday night?" "Interview regarding alibi 17.20, Monday October 2" "No." "Is he saying that?" "Yes." "And that you're lovers." "Oh, poor Niels!" "He must be in a real state." "I'd never do that." "I work with both him and his wife." "This is a really good photo." "How well do you know one another?" "That's from a summer camp." " It only happened once." " Did it?" " Does anyone need to know?" " No." "So he was here, then?" "All night?" "We were making love as his wife burned to death." " When did he leave?" " I don't know." "Around 8, I think." "We heard the sirens but... we didn't know it was his house." " Would you like a bed in here?" " Thanks." " If it's not too much trouble." " Not at all." "How's the kid?" " What kid?" " Camilla." "She's better." "The effect of the poisoning is abating." " Going home?" " Yes." " Can I come?" " Sure." "Gaby, why don't you stay and share a glass of wine?" "Stop it." "I won't be here tomorrow." "Look after your own reports." "The list of parents..." "Oh?" "Tomorrow..." "We want to know all about the deceased." "I see." "You'll be busy, then." "Congratulations." "What?" "Of course you can." "Yes, I'll pass it on." " Kirsten says hello." " Thanks." "She's understudying Mrs Alving in "Ghosts"." " Her lines are a problem." " It's nice she's busy." "Sure." "Why do you think they planned it?" " Their stories are identical." " Perhaps it's the truth?" "Why would Kirsten lie about going to London to see a play?" "And three weeks later Ulf repeats the same story." "It's annoying." "Another bottle?" "Yes." "I was just going to suggest the same thing." "I usually... introduce myself before taking my clothes off." " Staffan Gustavsson." " Ingrid." "What's a Swede doing here at this time of year?" "I'm a writer." "I'm just finishing a book." " Should I know you?" " Yes, maybe." " You read detective stories?" " What?" "Detective stories." "Detective stories?" " Crime novels." " Oh?" "No, I don't." "What's it about?" "Well, it's... it's about a female detective chief inspector." "She's a single mother." "She has to fight for her job." "Then one day..." "in the middle of a murder case she meets a man who falls madly in love with her." "What about the murder case?" "She forgets it for a while, because she can't resist this fool." "But naturally, in the end she solves the murder." "What about her and the man?" "I'm not quite sure." "I'm trying to think how it should end." "How exciting." " Oh?" " Staffan Gustavsson." " Staffan writes crime novels." " I see." "I've heard of you." "They're said to be excellent." "I'm a bit tired." "I think I'll turn in." "Just turn out the lights when you leave." " Fine." " Good night." "Right..." "What are you doing here in Kulhuse?" "We're working..." " On a murder case." " I don't believe it." " What?" " Are you a detective?" "Oh, come on!" "Cheers." "I can't sleep." "Do you have a good crime novel for me?" "I'll have to go now." "Tell me to go." "Please..." " I thought of something." " Yes?" "It may be nothing, but after you mentioned the fire" "I was in Kulhuse swimming that morning... and I saw a woman running down the bank, straight into the water, fully dressed." " What did she look like?" " She had..." "She was about your height." "And she was wearing light-coloured clothes." "She took my towel when she left." "I think she was crying." "Why didn't you tell me?" "You would have turned back into a chief inspector again." " How long are you staying?" " Another hour." "Then I may have to ask you to come back." "Leave us your phone number and address." "Why?" "For a crime novelist you're a bit slow." "Crime novelist?" "Who said I write crime novels?" "I'm a religious historian." "Well, well..." "I don't know either." "Her name's Ida and she was shot." "I was there, right?" "Wouldn't that be why they've invited us?" "She's not good-looking." "She's a big momma weighing 95 kilos." "We'll just stay away, then." "Now you want to go?" "LaCour's here." "Can we talk later?" "Fine." "Bye." " Problems?" " Yes." "Mille opened my mail and saw an invitation to Ida's wedding." " You're going to a wedding?" " Why would I?" ""Hi, I'm Fischer." "I shagged your daughter-in-law."" " Don't go, then." " Not an option." "Mille wants to go." " You've got some problem." " Sure do." "Insane!" "Morning briefing 07.45, Tuesday October 3" "Doesn't this coffee pot take water?" " Sure, it does." " Oh?" " Pour it in at the top." " I see." " Didn't you bring any rolls?" " No." "Morning." "You passed the baker!" " Did you bring some?" " No." " Where's your Irene interview?" " In the tray." " No." " Didn't she put it there?" "Gaby told us to organise our own reports." "Where the hell is Gaby?" "Morning." " What are you doing here?" " I thought you might miss me." " Where's Gaby?" " Yes, where the hell is she?" "Good on you, Johnny." "Did she go to Copenhagen?" "Johnny..." "She's at the state hospital." " Why?" "What's happened?" " She has an appointment today." "Thanks." "This tastes like cardboard, Johnny." "Irene was with Niels when the fire brigade arrived?" " That's what it says." " But a witness saw a woman running from the house down to the sea." " What witness?" " Staffan." "From last night." "He was swimming when she ran down." " She took Staffan's towel." " Staffan?" "The police found the fisherman from Hundested." "Niels almost rammed him Sunday morning." "So why say he was with Irene?" "In case we missed the fisherman." "Why did she confirm it?" "To get an alibi herself." " Shall we get her in?" " Let's do that." "Gaby, we need to check... if Irene has a past." " Want some cardboard?" " What?" "Suspect's address 08.20, Tuesday October 3" "Hello." "She's probably at school." "We'll have to leave again, then." "'Turpentine'" "Fischer!" "Look..." "I think she forgot to start the washing machine." " Is this the Swede's towel?" " Yes." "Have a look in the cupboard." "She didn't even chuck the rest out." "But she kept the receipt." "Here it is." "And one for two bottles of turpentine." " She's making it easy for us." " Indeed she is." " I'll wait for Forensics." " Do that, I'll go to the school." "Mummy?" "Hi, darling." "I want my mum." "Daddy's here." "She set things on fire." "Who did?" "I couldn't get out." "Who lit the fire?" "Her hair caught on fire." "Forensics are at Irene's." "She's had three restraining orders from ex-boyfriends." "Things have been escalating." "Hi, Fischer." "Okay." "Fine." "Irene didn't go to school." "Hi." "Have you been to the hospital?" "Is she better?" "Why cut your hair?" "Don't you like it?" "Come on." "Why did you cut your hair?" "Why?" "You left me." "You killed her." "You did." "You killed her!" "You did!" "Niels, Niels!" "I love you." "She hasn't been seen since yesterday." "Okay." "Don't they have a secret place?" "His boat?" "Let's try." "Her drainage pipe was full of her hair." "I heard the tips were burnt." " You're slow on the uptake." " No." "Let me go!" "He's insane!" "He's insane!" "Why are you taking me?" "He was trying to strangle me." "Irene Krohn's arrest 11.56, Tuesday October 3" ""It's my life's triumph." "Triumph over myself."" ""Rather your greatest humiliation."" ""I entreat you to return to your husband."" ""I come to you in despair crying 'Take me.'" " "Is that a wrong?"" " No." "No, Pastor Manders says that." "You say" ""If only I weren't so cowardly."" "Not there, I don't." "We're all over the place." " I'll never learn it in time." " I must answer this." " Sorry to disturb you." " Don't worry." " We've arrested Irene Krohn." " Well, well." "That was quick." "What have you got?" "She was seen running from the house." " That doesn't make her guilty." " No." "We've also found hair and burn-marked clothes." "Not enough." "We've got her receipt for turpentine." " And a box of Rohypnol." " They're not illegal." "Those pills are difficult to get hold of." "She's his lover, has no alibi, with three prior restraining orders." "I'm not saying she didn't do it." " But it must be proven." " I know that." "What about the wife having had a lover?" " Did you check that?" " No." "Why don't you do that first?" " We can all make mistakes." " Thanks for your support." " "Bye, Ulf."" " And he calls me a tight-arse." " What's up?" " Nothing." "Why are you here?" "Looking for someone." "She's a real dish." "But she's also bananas." "She can't see that her boyfriend loves her." "And he can't work out how to make her understand." " He's a bit thick, then." " Yes." "And when you find her?" "I promised the idiot to remind her they were getting married." "She hasn't forgotten that." "No?" "I just met her." "She was just about to do something stupid." "But she didn't do it." "Where is she now?" "She's sitting here waiting for him to come and kiss her." "He'd better hurry." "I was so angry with you." "But that's over now, eh?" "That's not going to determine my child's future." "No, thanks." "I've quit smoking." "I don't even know if Lulu had someone else." "Perhaps she was just sad." "I should never have left her alone." "But she insisted that I went to break it off with Irene." " How did she take it?" " The usual way." "The last two months have been hell." "But last Monday I thought she'd accepted it." "But you couldn't stay away?" "On Saturday evening I really meant it." "I've never seen anything like it." "She was unrecognisable." "She was frightening." " You didn't suspect her?" " She came to our home." "She's Camilla's teacher." "We've been fixated with each other this last year." "But that she would..." " I don't get it." " Don't try." "Some things are better left alone." "I'm going to the hospital." "Johnny, please take Niels to the hospital." " Take my car." " Yes, this is it." "Of course." "Without a confession we have no case." " How did it go?" " Fine." "Johnny turned up." " He got there in time?" " I'd already made up my mind." "I'm glad to see you back." "It's October 3 at 13.30." "Interrogation of Irene Krohn charged with the murder of Lulu Ege, attempted murder of Camilla Ege, and arson." "DI LaCour and DI Fischer present." "You're not obliged to say anything." "You bought two bottles of turpentine on Tuesday." " What happened on Monday?" " I went to school." " No, between you and Niels?" " Nothing happened." " Was he tired of you?" " No." "I think he was." "That's what he told me." " He wanted to split up." " That's not true." "We met on Friday." "You bought turpentine and some sleeping-pills." " What were they for?" " I had trouble sleeping." "I'll say!" "In five days you almost emptied the whole box." "Do you know why the missing dosage corresponds to that in Lulu's stomach?" "No." "Irene, do you take rejection badly?" "Because I have here one... three restraining orders." "You still say you were with Niels when you heard the sirens?" "I don't say that now." "I couldn't bear to see him sad." " Were you near the fire?" " I was inside the house." " You were in the house?" " Yes." "I was on my way to get a paper and..." "I saw the fire and I tried to get in and..." "But the fire was too fierce and my clothes and hair caught fire and..." "I ran to the beach and jumped in the water and..." "I didn't know if they were inside." "Great show, Irene." "Now tell me when you decided to trap Camilla." "I didn't do that." "Niels." "Camilla's in intensive care." "Irene, there's something I don't get." "Were you afraid Niels was caught in the fire?" "How dreadful." " The man you love." " It was." "But he'd said he was sleeping on his boat." "Why think he was in the house when you knew he wasn't?" " But I didn't know." " You didn't?" "No." "I'd like your help with something else." "Two wine glasses survived." "Will Forensics find your fingerprints on one of them?" "Please answer for the microphone." "And consider your answer carefully." "You probably had good reasons to talk to Lulu." "Does your lack of a reply mean you drank wine with her?" "Yes." "Why did she let you into the house?" "I came to apologise." "How did she take it?" "She wouldn't listen." "But it was important for Lulu to understand... that it was over between Niels and me." "So they could get back together." "Nice gesture." "It's hard to let go of the one you love." "Then you drank red wine knowing you'd never see Niels again?" "Yes." "How did you feel about that?" "You were afraid, weren't you?" "Really afraid of not having him in your life." "That's why you'd brought the turpentine." "And that's why you put sleeping-pills in her wine." "You weren't sharing Niels with anyone." "You helped Lulu to bed and waited till she fell asleep." "You waited till the fire took hold." "But Camilla woke up." "Did she see you?" "Camilla was an accident?" "She stood there..." "You locked her in so she couldn't rat on you." "You didn't think, did you?" "Things just happened." "You actually saved her life." "But she won't forget this." "Her mother in bed, the flames, the terrible heat and the door she couldn't kick open." "We both know this happened." "You'll be empowered by admitting it." "I'd like a glass of water." "A glass of water?" "Water, please." "She was alive when I left." "I want a solicitor." "Why did she ask for water?" "Damn it!" "I almost had her." "Damn it!" "Camilla got through the crisis." "We're bringing her back now." " IP!" " Yes." "The hospital phoned." "We can talk to Camilla." "Great." "We'll get Irene after all." " Shall I do it?" " No, I'm staying." "I'm too tired to drive home." "You didn't sleep last night?" "Didn't you read one of those crime novels?" " Which ones?" " Staffan's." " Oh." " They're good, I hear." " Or have I got it wrong?" " No." "But you can't borrow it." " Why not?" " For my personal use only." "A jury found Irene Krohn guilty of arson, attempted homicide and homicide due to the weight of forensic evidence and Camilla's statement." "She was sentenced to life imprisonment."

"I say there ain't no monster." "But we need men." "And just to treat you fair and square, we're paying double wages and a bonus, from Frisco to Shanghai and back, all found." "All dead, you mean!" "Don't sign with him, mates." "You can't buy off the monster with double wages and a bonus." "You'll never get back to Frisco to collect your pay." "I got a man here that sailed on the Golden Arrow and lived to tell about it." "Come on, Billy." "Tell 'em what you saw, Bill." "It was the monster, all right." "A cable's length long from beak to tail." "And it came a-bellerin' out of the night, with one big eye like a lighthouse." "Whoosh!" "We're stoved into starboard." "We're smashed to port." "And then it come up amidships." "And broke our backs and sunk us." "Forty poor sailor men drowned dead." "The point is, this thing is a ship killer." "And it's a miracle old Billy's alive today." " Tell 'em about its teeth, Billy." " As big as a mainsail, I swear." "And its breath..." "Its breath was like a furnace." "You got a pretty strong breath yourself, me easy-talkin' friend." "You mind answering a few questions?" "I'm a harpooner by trade." "Monsters interest me." "All kinds." "Keep away from him, you noisy sea lawyer!" "I just wanna smell his breath." "I can already smell yours." "Boiled down for his oil, lads, there'd be free grog for all hands, if you can swallow it on top of his tall yarns..." "There!" "There they are!" " Stop it!" " Come on, Casey." "This is no place for a clergyman's son." "Hey, Minnie!" "Hey, Daisy, come on!" "Let's shove off!" "Hey, what are you guys doing to me?" "Don't bother unloading." "Sailing's been cancelled." "Cancelled again?" "This is ridiculous." "We'll see about this." " Driver, you wait here." " Yes, sir." "Is it true about the sailing being cancelled?" "Unfortunately, yes, Professor Arronax." "The crew deserted this morning." "We just have to get to Saigon." "Isn't there some other ship?" "Not a thing." "I'm sorry." "Next." "Halfway around the world from Paris, and now this happens." " There's nothing we can do about it." " No." "Except pack and unpack." "That's all I've been doing now for a month." "Oh, Professor?" "At any rate, San Francisco will have the honour of your company a while longer." "I'm from the Bulletin." "These gentlemen are from the Globe and the Post." "Howdy, gentlemen." "We're interested in your opinion of this monster." "My opinion?" "Frankly, it's rather low at the moment." "But, actually, gentlemen, I don't know any more about it than you do." "Oh, Professor." "Just a moment." "Yes?" "Professor, what does the National Museum in Paris think about it?" "I cannot answer that." "We heard this expedition of yours was to gather facts about the monster." "I'm afraid you were misinformed." "My reasons for going to the Orient are purely scientific, if I ever get there." "Professor, doesn't the giant narwhal reach a length of 80 feet?" "Why don't you ask a fish?" "If we could go deep enough, we'd all be surprised at the creatures down there." "Could such a creature destroy a ship or drag it under?" "Well, it might if it were big enough." "Don't you print that." "Please be careful, Professor." "Well, gentlemen, I shall prepare a statement later." "You do not deny then that such a monster could exist." "Is that correct?" " I'm not denying anything." " Are you sure?" " What are you drawing?" " A sketch of the monster." "Thank you, Professor." " Good day." " Good day, sir." "Now put the wings on it." "Look what they've done to me." "I made no such claims as this." " Look at this drawing." " I knew it." ""Living horrors of the deep were described today" ""by Professor Arronax of the Paris National Museum."" "Why, this is the most far-fetched nonsense yet." "Far-fetched?" "I think the proportions are about right on the monster." "You're not serious, Professor?" "Oh, I don't mean flying off with a ship in its mouth." "But the general size..." "You know, come to think of it, it is a rather interesting conception." "Excuse me." "Professor Arronax?" "No more reporters." "You've done damage enough." "Professor's very busy now." "I'm not a reporter." "I represent the United States government." "United States government?" "May I come in?" " May he come in?" " Of course, sir." " Please do come in, Mr. Howard." " Thank you." "I'll be brief, Professor." "I understand your destination is the Orient, and you've been delayed." "What if we could get you there, but by a roundabout route, a cruise of three or four months through the South Seas?" " Would you accept?" " I would be interested, yes, naturally." "Sit down." "Thank you." "I can see no reason why you and your apprentice shouldn't consider yourselves guests of the U.S. Government until we can set you ashore at Saigon... do you?" "May I ask why have you honoured the professor this way?" "Why.." "I think the honour is ours." "As the foremost authority on the sea and it's mysteries, you can be an excellent observer." "Your observations will greatly influence public opinion." "We can either confirm or deny certain rumours." "I knew it." "It concerns the monster." " Is that true?" " Very much so." "According to the papers, you seem to believe the rumours." "No." "The professor's been misquoted outrageously." "Yes, I'm afraid I was misquoted." "However, I have an open mind on the subject." "All the better." "Your reports would be unbiased." "You see, other nations, besides ours, are forming expeditions." "But I'd like to think ours has the advantage, if for no other reason than you might consent to join us." " That's very kind of you." " We accept." "Good." "If you don't mind, I'd like you to come downstairs and meet Captain Farragut." "He's in command of the warship upon which you're sailing." "I might add that he has some rather strong ideas on the subject of sea monsters." " You mean that his mind is not open?" " Most emphatically not." "We headed south, and excitement ran high." "Every man aboard was on the lookout, and the watch was kept day and night." "Regardless of his own feelings in the matter," "Captain Farragut left nothing to chance." "With traditional thoroughness, the Navy plan was to cut the South Pacific into squares and search each square." "For the first month, we steamed in circles, crossing and recrossing our course." "There was no sign of our quarry." "False alarms were common, and they didn't help our morale." "Blow!" "Off the weather bow!" "For endless days and nights, we scoured the South Pacific." "Our hopes began to wane." "It came as no surprise... when Captain Farragut on the night of December 8, 1868, summoned us to the war room." "Gentlemen, I believe my obligation to this legend has been dispatched." "I offer these charts in evidence." "They represent an accurate record... of three and a half months cruising under steam... in search of a sea monster." "In my considered opinion, no such monster exists or ever did." " Are you abandoning the search?" " There's no other choice, Professor." "If we've gained nothing else, we can at least give the lie to those rumours and make the newspapers retract their exaggerations." "It doesn't seem to me we have proved anything one way or the other, Captain." "Well, I don't feel justified in wasting further time." "My decision stands." "We'll set you ashore in Saigon." "Gentlemen." "Cheer up, Professor." "You'll forget all about fishing when you see the gals in Saigon." "I thought they promised you a bonus if you harpooned this monster, Mr Land." "Knowing full well I couldn't collect it." "When I get back, I'm shipping out on the first whaler that'll take me." "I won't get rich, but I won't be sitting around, picking my teeth with my harpoon." "Maybe we are lucky." "It might have sunk us." "You scare me." "Be a good loser, Professor." "The fish that got away is always the biggest one." "What a pity, Professor." "I know you had visions of that monster mounted in the National Museum." "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads" "A whale of a tale or two" "'Bout the flapping fish And the girls I've loved" "On nights like this with the moon above" "A whale of a tale, and it's all true" "I swear by my tattoo" "There was Mermaid Minnie" "Met her down in Madagascar" "She would kiss me" "Anytime that I would ask her" "Then one evenin' Her flame of love blew out" "Blow me down and pick me up" "She swapped me for a trout" "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads" "A whale of a tale or two" "'Bout the flapping' fish And the girls I've loved" "On nights like this with the moon above" "A whale of a tale, and it's all true" "I swear by my tattoo" "There was Typhoon Tessie" "Met her on the coast of Java" "When we kissed I bubbled up like molten lava" "Then she gave me The scare of my young life" "Blow me down and pick me up" "She was the captain's wife" "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads" "A whale of a tale or two" "'Bout the flapping' fish And the girls I've loved" "On nights like this with the moon above" "A whale of a tale, and it's all true" "I swear by my tattoo" "There was Harpoon Hannah" "Had a face that made you shudder" "Lips like fish hooks" "And a nose just like a rudder" "If I kissed her" "And held her tenderly" "Held her tenderly" "There's no sea monster big enough" "To ever frighten me" "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads" "A whale of a tale or two" "'Bout the flapping' fish And the girls I've loved" "On nights like this with the moon above" "A whale of a tale, and it's all true" "I swear by my tattoo" "Ahoy!" "Ship off the starboard bow!" "Hard over!" "Head for that ship!" "Boatswain's mate, pipe all hands to rescue stations." "Aye aye, sir." "All hands to rescue stations!" "I'm thinking she went down with all hands." "Poor devils." "Not a living soul left." "What could have caused such an fearsome explosion?" "Black powder and worse." "A whole shipload of the stuff." "What could have set it off, though?" "She must have struck something." "Or could it be that something struck the ship?" "What do you mean something struck her?" " You meaning the monster, ain't ya, mate?" " Aye!" "It might be the monster." "Monster?" "I've seen more monsters in my Aunt Gussie's fishbowl than on this whole cruise." " Sure, it's the monster!" " It is the monster!" "Pipe down on deck!" "I must insist, Professor, that you keep these fish stories to yourself." "On deck, floating object off the larboard quarter." "There's the monster!" "Drummer boy, beat to general quarters." "Set compressors and prime!" "Look alive there!" "Get your range and fire." "What's the matter?" " She's showing us her heels, sir." " Well, hit her in the heels." "Fire!" "Aye aye, sir." "Run her out smartly." "We hit her, sir!" "She's turning!" "She's turning around!" "Mr Land, into the longboat with you." "Stand by to lower away." "Professor!" "Hang on!" "Hang on!" "Hey, don't leave us!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "They are disabled." "They cannot help." "But they must!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Can you see anything, anything at all?" "No." "Wait till this fog lifts." "I'm getting numb all over." "Look, Professor." "There's something over there." " What is it?" " I don't know." "It looks like the monster." "I don't care what it is, as long as it floats." "Who could have conceived such a miracle?" "A submarine boat." "You mean a submerging boat?" "But, this is incredible." "Men have dreamed about such miracles." "You know something?" "I don't like this at all." "Ahoy!" "Is anyone aboard?" "It..." "It seems deserted." "I think we are asking for trouble, Professor." "Why don't we wait?" "Maybe somebody will come up." "No." "If we wait, this thing is liable to sink under us." "It's quite able to, you know." "Hello." "Is anyone down there?" "Why, it's as bright as day." "And it isn't oil or gas either." " There is great genius behind all this." " Yes, and great evil." "Don't forget this is an engine of destruction." "Hello." "Hello." "Ahoy!" "Anybody there?" "Ahoy, there!" "Is anybody aboard?" "Did you hear that, Professor?" "Somebody's calling from the outside." " Come on." " Wait." "Look at this." "Give me a hand with this line, mate." " Grab this oar." " Why, Ned, it's you." " Anybody else get off?" " Yes, the professor is down below." "Well, he really got his monster, didn't he?" "This ship seems deserted, but I have a feeling not for too long and personally, I'm in no mood to meet the owners." "I'm not anxious to get in their company myself." "I'll take my chances in the open sea if its all the same with you." "My sentiment exactly." "Let me call the professor." "Here, give me a hand first." "Grab that oar." "We got to flop this over." "Hold it." "Big." "I've never seen a barge like this before." "Hey, this looks like the galley." " Cook's day off, too." " Let me call the professor." "Professor." "Professor." "Professor!" "Can you hear me?" "Professor." "Professor." "Professor." "Professor." "Professor, where are you?" "Hello." "I'm in here." "Where?" "I didn't think I'd ever see you again." "What is it?" "Burial ceremony under the sea." "You know, Ned Land is here with a boat." " Yes." "That tall one must be the leader." " They'll be coming back any moment." "Get away!" "Help!" "Help!" " Search the boat." " Aye, sir." "Come with me." "Take him!" "Sink that longboat." "Mind your shoving', mate." "You are from the warship that attacked me, are you not?" "Yes, we were under the impression that this was a monster, not a craft of human invention." "This is Ned Land, master harpooner." "My apprentice, Conseil, and I am Pierre Aronnax of the Paris National Museum." "Professor Aronnax." "I've heard of you and studied your writings." "It is fortunate that your background differs slightly from that of your companions in crime." "You may remain." "Take the others on deck." "Wait a minute." "What are you gonna do with us on deck?" "I did not invite you here." "You came as an enemy to destroy me." "But, that is not true." "They've done no harm." "Don't blame us because the warship shelled you." " I demand a fair trial." " You've had your trial." "The sea brought you." "The sea shall have you back." "Mind your shoving'!" "Easy, mate!" "But, you cannot do this." "This is not civilised." "I'm not what is called a civilised man, Professor." "I have done with society for reasons that seem good to me." "Therefore, I do not obey its laws." "But I am as guilty as they are." "I will grant you that both of them and me, too, enlisted to track down what we thought to be a monster." "But, in that case, we are no more guilty than the rest of the world." "I would consider that guilty enough." "You have a great deal to learn, Professor." "Your book is brilliant, but it lacks scope." "You've carried your work as far as terrestrial science permits." "The real story of the ocean depths begins where you left off, wonders that defy my powers of description." "The secrets that are mine alone, but which I would be willing to share with you." "At the expense of my companions' lives?" "I'm sorry." "You'd have to choose between them and me." "Then I cannot accept." "Professor, I regret your choice." "Take him up!" " And secure for sea." " Aye, sir." " All stations ready!" "Prepare for diving." " Yes, sir." "All stations ready." "Prepare for diving." "Ahead slow." " What's he up to, Professor?" " I don't know." "Trim your forward ballast." "Three degrees down." "Three degrees down." "All engines stop!" "Surface and stand by." " Pick up those two men in the water." " What about the other one?" "Take them all below and confine them to quarters." "I found out what I wanted to know." "Esmie." "There." "There." "There." "Now, kiss." "Now, off you go." "Off you go, Esmie." "Come in, gentlemen." "Be seated, please." "Thank you." "Professor." "You may serve them." "Your clothes are being dried and will be returned to you shortly." "In the meantime, avail yourselves of my humble hospitality." "Humble, he calls it." " You do right well for yourself, mate." " You may call me Captain Nemo." "I'd like to express our gratitude, Captain." "We are grateful to be alive." "I want none of your gratitude." "You're all on the strictest probation, and I'd advise you not to attempt escape." "You understand your position?" "Well, I don't know, Captain." "A prisoner has the right to escape, hasn't he?" " That is correct." " And a guest don't need to." "I guess that makes us a little bit of both." "Consider that a fortunate compromise then, Mr Land." "I tolerate no guests aboard the Nautilus, and you already know the fate of prisoners." "The food is delicious, isn't it, Professor?" "Oh, very good." "Never tasted better." "There's a fork on your left, Mr Land, or aren't you accustomed to utensils?" "I'm indifferent to 'em." "May I ask how you are able to set such a table as this, Captain?" "These dishes come entirely from my ocean kitchen." "There is nothing here of the earth." "How remarkable." "This tastes like veal." "The flavour deceives you." "That is fillet of sea snake." "I suppose this isn't lamb, then." "That is brisket of glow fish with sea squirt dressing basted in barnacles." "It's very good." "In fact, it's better than lamb." "Yes, my cook excels in preparing these various products." "You're not finished, are you?" "Well, just the main course." "Pass the cream, mate." "The cream is, of course, milk from the giant sperm whale." "And those delicious fruits are actually preserves made from sea cucumbers." "Well, I'd never have guessed it." "They are excellent." "Eat your pudding, Mr Land." "I ain't sure it's pudding'." "What is it?" "It's my own recipe, saute of unborn octopus." "Nothing here's fit to eat!" "Saute of unborn octopus." "Since we are nearing the island of Crespo, you'll have an opportunity of selecting your own food." "You mean, we're getting off this submarine?" "For a brief hunting expedition." " Well, that suits me fine." " Me, too." " When do we start, mate..." "Captain?" " Almost immediately." "These two will join the expedition." "Prepare them." "Aye, sir." " Accept one of these cigars, Professor." " Thank you." "Delightful smoke." "Different somehow." "Havana?" "Seaweed." "I cannot accuse you of not making us comfortable, Captain." "In a way, though, I feel like a condemned man who has eaten his last dinner, and a very good one, too." "Thank you." "I am still curious as to the reason you spared our lives." "In your case, I wanted to test your loyalty to your companions." "I may have use for such misplaced devotion." "Misplaced?" "It comforts me to know that your life was not too dear a price to pay for the love of your fellow man." "I'm afraid I don't understand." "At the moment, I don't intend that you should." "But I may have use for you." "Until I make up my mind, you should find ample diversion here." "You have literature, art treasures, my collections, and even music, if you so desire." "Ah.." "We're almost at the island of Crespo." "All this was once an island." "Although it is now sunk, it is nonetheless fertile." " We do our hunting and farming here." " Underwater?" "The sea supplies all my wants." "Fine way to go huntin'." "I knew there'd be a catch to this." "Seems you can't do anything on this boat without getting wet." "Hey!" "I feel like I'm keeping a fish out of work." "Wait a minute." "Where you going with this?" "What are you gonna do with that?" "An expedition from the Nautilus." "The pair you see trying to keep pace are your companions." "It's a new experience for them." "They'll learn quickly." " Would you like to join them?" " Indeed, yes!" "I would like to meet these wonders face to face." "Very well." "I'll introduce them to you." "A strange twilight world opened up before me and I felt as the first man to set foot on another planet, an intruder in this mystic garden of the deep." "Captain Nemo and I were not alone." "There were hunters and farmers from the submarine, gathering a harvest at the bottom of the sea." "I could only marvel at his ingenuity and envy him his rule over this forgotten reach of nature." "He had an abundance of various substances necessary to sustain life." "An underwater larder filled to overflowing, and all Captain Nemo for the taking." "I can't believe that!" "Captain, we left a treasure out there!" "A whole chest of gold, silver and diamonds!" "You were sent to get food, not treasure." "You can't eat pieces of eight." "Eat?" "I can eat anytime!" "You place an absurd value on the cheapest of human commodities." "Aboard the Nautilus, we use such baubles for ballast." "Ballast?" "Well, I could sure lighten this ship." "The greatest treasures of all, Mr Land, lie in a sound mind and a full belly." "Henceforth, when you're sent for food, don't stoop to pick up pennies." "You've been picking them up, and picking them up good." "Ballast!" " Ned, you forget yourself." " Don't try my patience, Mr. Land." "Rather than watch your every move, I know a much easier solution to the problem." "Crying waste!" "Ned, the professor wants to see you." "Yeah?" "Close the door, please." "Don't think for a minute that was an empty threat he made." "You are going to get us all killed if you keep antagonising him." "Look at the trouble you got into wandering off that way." " Why did you do it?" " Ask him." "He went with me." "That was scientific interest." "I had no idea he was after treasure." "Oh, no?" "You even helped carry the chest out, you liar." "We mustn't quarrel among ourselves." "We must stay together." " It's our only chance." " Chance?" "For what?" "I know what you want, Professor." "This crazy iron skillet's turned your head." "You want to play a waiting game, hoping to learn Nemo's secrets." "I believe we owe the world that much, Ned." " Have you a better plan?" " Yeah." "I want to get off." "Of course I don't mind going with my pockets full." "I can't believe you could be so foolish." "Why not?" "He's got a king's ransom aboard here." "And don't call it stealing, because that's the way he got it." "If we could take this thing over, we'd be rich." "I'd have a ship of me own, and you wouldn't have to be starving on a professor's pay." "Don't look at me with those soft-boiled eggs." "I caught the grin of gold in them when that chest busted." "Ned, listen to me." "I want you to forget this idea." "Promise me that you won't start anything on your own." "I won't promise that, Professor." "But at least try my way first." "I know I can win the captain's confidence, but I need time, and I need your help." "Can I count on you?" "All right." "Well, I go this far." "I won't try any one-man mutiny...." "Yet." "It is the best way, believe me." "There's one thing you ought to know, Professor." "Nemo's cracked." "I've yet to see the day you can make a deal with a mad dog." "So while you're feeding him sugar, I'll be figuring a plan to muzzle him." "Fool." "He simply cannot grasp the significance of all this." "Here we are within reach of the most fabulous discoveries of all time, and he patters of gold, escape." "Trivialities." "Nonsense." " That depends on your point of view." " What do you mean by that?" "I just think that Ned values his life above scientific achievement." "His life means nothing." "Nor does mine or yours, compared to what's behind all this." "We can't have him crossing Nemo." "Today we encountered a fearsome storm." "An ordinary vessel would have suffered heavy damage." "Safe and serene, the Nautilus cruised beneath the tempest." "There was much to occupy me, so I left my apprentice to deal with Ned Land." "Although he had apparently settled down," "I knew he bore constant watching." "Aye, sir, I'll check all decks below." "Got a whale of a tale to tell you, boys" "A whale of a tale that's true" "'Bout the flapping' fish And the girls I've loved" "On nights like this With the moon above" "Cute, isn't she?" "As the voyage continued, the Nautilus and its motive power excited my utmost curiosity." "At my host's invitation, I inspected the ship." "He seemed determined to show me everything." "We went to the very heart of the vessel, the propulsion unit." "It was apparent that Captain Nemo had discovered what mankind has always sought, the veritable dynamic power of the universe." "This secret alone gave him mastery of the sea." "I can hardly believe it, how one could conceive and build such a craft." "And in a single stroke, harness power beyond the wildest dreams of science." "Why, such a secret could revolutionise the world." "Or destroy it." "See how peaceful it is here." "The sea is everything, an immense reservoir of nature where I roam at will." "With seeming indifference," "Captain Nemo held the key to the future of the world." "As I studied him," "I became aware that powerful forces were at work within this strange man." "Think of it." "On the surface, there is hunger and fear." "Men still exercise unjust laws." "They fight, tear one another to pieces." "A mere few feet beneath the waves, their reign ceases, their evil drowns." "Here on the ocean floor is the only independence." "Here I am free." "Imagine what would happen if they controlled machines such as a submarine boat." "Far better that they think there's a monster and hunt me with harpoons." "After travelling 10,000 leagues under the sea," "I still had not solved the mystery of Captain Nemo." "But when one day he asked me to go ashore with him." "I felt at long last I was to have my answer." "The prison camp of Rorapandi, the white man's grave." "But I thought it had been abolished." "Nothing is abolished that turns a profit to that hated nation." "You'll see better what I mean through this." "What is in those sacks they are carrying?" "Nitrates and phosphate for ammunition, the seeds of war." "They're loading a full cargo of death, and when that ship takes it home, the world will die a little more." "I was once one of those pitiful wretches you see down there." "Look at it again, Professor." "I don't want you to forget what you've seen here today." "I've seen enough." "It's burned everlastingly in my memory." "I did not escape from there alone." "There were others, and most of them are still with me." "The crew of the Nautilus?" "They are dedicated men with a plan for living, but also a plan for dying." "We seized one of their ships and fled beyond maps, a place known to me simply as Vulcania." "Vulcania?" "It sounds remote." "Remote and useful." "It was there that we built the Nautilus." "You will have the privilege of seeing all this firsthand." "When our mission is completed, the Nautilus is going home." "They're getting up steam, sir." "Very good." "That ship that flies no flag sails with the tide." "But the evil in its hold will never reach its destination." " You have your orders." " Aye, sir." " Go to your stations." " Go below, Professor." " You are going to sink that ship?" " I said go below!" "Stay in your quarters!" "Stand by engines." "Half ahead." "Collision speed, full!" "Collision speed, full!" "Professor?" "Are you all right?" "All those men, they didn't even have a chance." "They were sailors, same as me, slaughtered by that monster you're trying to make friends with." "Ned, don't." "I don't know how you feel, Professor, but I feel like a knife that's just stabbed a friend in the back." "Go to your quarters." "I've had a bellyful." "Damage report, sir." "Rudder and starboard diving planes disabled." "Muster a repair party." "We'll make temporary repairs here." "Aye, sir." "I asked you to leave, Professor." "You also asked me ashore, to show me man's inhumanity to man." "Why?" "To justify this?" "You are not only a murderer." "You are a hypocrite." "The proof lies out there." "You call that murder?" "Well, I see murder, too!" "Not written on those drowned faces out there, but on the faces of dead thousands!" "There are the assassins, the dealers in death." "I am the avenger." "Is murder a right reserved for that hated nation that has taken everything from me?" "Everything but my secret, the secret of my submarine boat and the energy that propels it." "They tried." "They cast me into prison, and when they failed..." "When they failed, they tortured my wife and young son to death." "Do you know the meaning of love, Professor?" "I believe I do." "What you fail to understand is the power of hate." "It can fill the heart as surely as love can." "I'm sorry for you." "It's a bitter substitute." "The explosions scattered everything all over the place." "I was just trying to tidy up." " Professor, I'd like to speak to you." " About what?" "Well, I believe things have gone far enough." "Murder means nothing to him." "I think he enjoys it." "You're sure of that, are you?" "Quite sure?" "I can only judge him by what I've observed." "It is not your place to judge." "You don't know anything about the captain." "He's already said that he has use for me." "What's more important, the world has a use for him." "And I must make him understand it." "And when he does, I assure you that he will judge himself far more harshly than you ever can." "Is that clear?" "Whatever you say, Captain." "Now, please go out and leave me alone." "What did you call me? "Captain?"" "Yes, I did." "And I must say, there is a certain resemblance." " Seen enough?" " I want to talk to you." "You little spying hyena." "Did the professor put you up to this?" "It's the professor I want to tell you about!" "You were right." "Nemo's won him over completely." "You bet I was right." "And I was right about you spying on me." "Look, Ned, I've known all along that you were stealing food and treasure." "I didn't tell a soul." "I was glad you did it." "We may need it." "We?" "Since when do I need you?" "We need each other." "Ned, I want to be friends." ""I wanna be friends." I want to escape." "So do I, with you." "And we have to save the professor in spite of himself." "You once said you had a plan." "Well, have you?" " Yeah, I got a plan." " Well?" "Trouble is, it won't work." "I can't figure how they navigate this barge." "Nothing's written down." "No courses, no bearings, nothing." "If we could figure where we're heading, we'd have a chance." "That's no problem." "When I was reading the professor's journal, I learned about Nemo's plans." "We're heading for a place called Vulcania." " Vulcania?" " Yeah, that's Nemo's base." "Why didn't you say so?" "This is what I've been waiting for!" " It was?" " Sure!" "Vulcania!" "I got to take a look at those charts." "Why not?" "I'll need all hands." " You keep a watch." " Aye, sir." " Keep your eye peeled for the mate." " Aye, sir." "Hey, Ned." "Ned, put them back." "He's coming." "All right, all right!" "Hurry up." "Hurry up, he's coming!" "That was close, mate." "Very." " This is Nemo's cabin." " Yeah." "He does do right well for himself." "Maybe..." "Ned, let's get out of here." "If they find us in his cabin, we're..." " What is it?" " Get me a pencil and paper quick." " What for?" " I think I found something." "Yes?" "See?" "All the distances are measured from that point." "That's right." "It must be." "Get me those calipers, quick." "Let me see if I can work this out." "Now, longitude..." " Quiet!" " Quiet." "Here." "Here." "Have a cigar." "Hey, she likes 'em!" " You want another?" "Give me a kiss." " You have quite a way with animals." "I do better with women and you don't need cigars..." "Be quiet!" " You feed her." " All right." "I'll give you a cigar." "All right." "Here." "Have one." "Yes, I love you, too." "I'll find you some more." " Stop playing with her!" " I'm not playing!" "Now, you just be quiet." "Be a nice girl." "Here.. now eat them slowly." "You don't have to inhale them." "Here." " We'll complete repairs at base." " Aye." "He's coming." "Let's go." " Resume speed at 50 fathoms." " Resume speed at 50 fathoms." "Esmie." "I've got to do some research." "I'll need some specimens." "Get 'em." " Specimens?" "What kind?" " The ones in bottles." "Go on." "Beat it." " And don't get caught." " No." "Well, Ned, you've got everything here, from the rarest nudibranchs to oysters." "Oysters are out of season." "Dump 'em in the sink." "I want the bottles." "You can't do that." "These are priceless." "Ned, you're not thinking of putting messages into these bottles?" "Why, that went out with Robinson Crusoe." "You've forgotten this is the 19th century." "Somethin' else I forgot." "That's for spying' on me." "Don't let me catch you padding the shadow of my stern again." "Remember that." "I don't like bashing' anybody, but you had it comin', lad." "And I thought we were friends." "Sure we're friends!" "Go ahead." "Hit me." "Hit me." " You mean that?" " Sure, go ahead." "You can't miss it." "Now we are friends." "Oh, all right, shipmate!" "Now I'll tell you what I had in my mind." "This may be old stuff... tossing messages in bottles and setting' 'em adrift... but I've heard of it workin'." " Alcohol." " Very pure alcohol." "We'll just drain the polliwogs out and save the grog." "It's priceless." "Anyhow... hold this, lad." "This chap I knew got shipwrecked in the Bahamas." "Him and a lady passenger alone on an island." "Well, they had plenty of time on their hands, so they began writing' notes, puttin' 'em in old rum bottles and setting' 'em adrift." "One of them got through too and they was rescued." "What's the matter?" "I swallowed it." "There was a Flabellina oculina in there." "Poor thing." "Flabellina oculina." "She won't answer her helm, sir." "Astern, full!" " What's happened?" " We seem to have run aground." "What's happened?" " An accident, Captain?" " An incident." "Our faulty rudder's put us on a reef." "The tide will float us free by evening." "Professor, we're off the coast of New Guinea." "Would you like to go ashore?" "No, thank you." "The last time we went ashore, it was a prelude to murder." " Check for leaks." " Aye, sir." "Throwin' away a chance like that." "The professor's losin' his ballast." "Smell it." "Sweet as an angel's kiss." "Dry land, mate." "Coconuts, mangoes and... native girls hungry for affection." "I'd give anything to shake hands with a tree again." "So would I. And so would the professor." "I know how badly he wants to collect specimens, but he won't ask any favours from Nemo." "What's wrong with you going instead?" "Nothing." "What about you?" "Me?" "I'm a collecting' fool." "There's no harm in asking." "No harm at all, mate." "Captain, I wondered, as long as the professor is not going ashore, if I could go in his place." "I'd like to collect specimens and take some notes." " You feel qualified?" " Qualified?" "For years, the professor and I have been working together." " And I can row, sir." "Got a strong back." " And a strong desire to escape." "Who, me?" "I'm no deserter." "Happy to be aboard, sir." " Very well." "Permission granted." " Thank you." "But stay on the beach." "The natives are cannibals." "They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men." " Break out the skiff." " Aye, sir." "Break out the skiff." "Shove off!" "I don't see any native girls hungry for affection." "Take it easy." "Hey, Ned." "We're not supposed to leave the beach." "Who's leaving it?" "Hey!" " Come here, quick." " What is it?" "Look." "A trail through the jungle." "You had this in mind all the time." "You want to escape." "What do ya say?" "It's a cinch!" "I don't think so or Nemo wouldn't have let us come ashore." "Don't forget the cannibals." "Belay the cannibals." "He said that to scare us." "Besides, I couldn't leave the professor." "I figured that." "Just look at me." "I can't get through that jungle." "You'll go faster alone." " Hope you make it, Ned." " I'll make it, alright." "And I'll have every gunboat in the navy hunting Nemo." "Just wait." "We'll be laughing about this, havin' a drink together in Frisco." "Good luck, Ned." "Give my best to the professor." "Hey!" "Hey, wait for me!" "Hey!" "Wait for me!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey... cannibals!" "Hundreds of cannibals!" "Captain!" "Captain!" " Scores of boats!" " We're under attack!" "Naturally." "Since you invaded their privacy, they have every right to invade ours." "They're coming aboard, Captain." "Get me a harpoon, quick." "Close the hatch!" "I'll give the commands on this boat, Mr Land!" " Stand aside!" " Aye, sir." " I got to see this." " This is amazing." "Hey, Captain, that's one way to keep guests from droppin' in." "A mild charge of electricity, Mr. Land." "Not very hospitable, but harmless." "And speaking of hospitality, may I say you have abused mine for the last time." "How's that?" "You've continuously disobeyed my orders." " Who, me?" " I told you once the fate of prisoners." "But since you insist on being treated as one," "I have no choice but to oblige you." " Take him in charge." " What's this all about?" "You left the beach with the intention of escaping." "The only reason you only came back is because the natives forced you to." " You're going to regret that choice, Mr. Land." " Ship rounding the headland, sir." "When we clear this reef, I'll see you trouble my existence no longer." "I should have taken my chances with the cannibals." "A warship." " A warship?" " Put him under guard below." "Take him below." "All engines ready." " We must break free of the reef." " Aye, sir." "Lighten ship and drop all ballast." "Get below!" "They'll be shelling us in a moment." "Aye, sir." " Astern, full!" " Astern full it is, sir." "Let me out of this..." "Let me out of this glory hole!" "Professor!" "Professor!" " A warship, professor." " Warship?" "We're breaking out!" " Man the watertight doors." " Aye, sir." "Man the watertight doors!" "They're shutting the door." "Wait!" " Wait!" " Let us out!" "Wait!" "We are in here!" "Wait!" "Take the wheel." "How much water in the power compartment?" "Five feet and rising, sir." "Break out a spare shaft." " Break out a spare shaft!" " We must use leverage." "Bring it athwartships." "Put the aft end under the leak." "Hands up with the hoist." "Take up the slack." "Take a strain." "Professor." "Look." "The dials aren't moving." "We've gone too deep." " Stand by with braces!" " Aye, sir!" "Make braces!" "Braces in place, sir!" "Man your stations!" "Start engines!" "The air will clear now that the fans are operating again." " Are you all right?" " Thank you." "Much better." " Have we stopped sinking?" " Fortunately." "There are limits beyond which man and his puny efforts cannot survive." "We exceeded them by 5,000 feet." "We're deeper now than man has ever been before." "Giant squid astern, sir!" "Emergency speed, all engines!" " We're fouled." "Full repellent charge!" " Aye, sir." " Prepare another charge." " Sorry, sir." "All elements burned out." "Then we shall have to fight on the surface." "Assemble all hands in the chart room." "Aye, sir." "Drop all ballast." "Diving controls, full up position." "You'll be fighting at close quarters with the most tenacious of all sea beasts." "Stay clear of the tentacles." "They'll seize anything within reach and hang on to the death." "The only vital spot is directly between the eyes." "Forty feet and surfacing, sir." "Stand by." "Stand back!" "Quick!" "The forward hatch!" "Take your men down the starboard side!" "You men, come with me!" "Give me a harpoon!" "I'll walk behind it." "Stay back here!" "Stand clear!" "Throw me another iron!" "Watch it!" "Your hand!" "Well, I'll be..." "Are you hurt bad, mate?" "What's up?" "What happened?" "Mr. Land." "You saved my life." "Why?" "That's a good question." "There's only one thing a fella can do when he's made a mistake as big as this." "What?" "Get drunk." "And the girls I've loved on nights Like this with the moon above" "A whale of a tale, and it's all true" "I swear by my tattoo" "Glad to see you like music, too." "We got a lot in common." "Thank you, baby." "How about a drink?" "Okay." "Hey!" "Would you like a Flabellina oculina?" "I've tried 'em." "Very good." "Want some?" "Esmeralda, you're the only one on this barge who understands me." "Give us a kiss." "Your whiskers tickle." "Let me see your whiskers." "You oughta shave, honey." "You're beginning to look like Nemo." "Let's try it again." "Come on, let's try it again." "There was old man Nemo" "Fed his crew on worms and fishes" "Eels for breakfast" "Slimy cold on seaweed dishes" "When they ate it" "They knew it wasn't beef" "But eat they did the brisket squid" "A-smellin' like a reef" "Not so loud, Ned." "Not so loud." "She loves those Flabellinas oculinas." "I am happy you're out of jail, Ned." "Yeah, I got the run of the ship." "Big-hearted Nemo." "The professor's very happy, too." "After all, it's the first time Nemo has shown any gratitude." "We don't want none of his gratitude!" "We don't want none of his gratitude!" "This is awful." "You can tell him that for the both of us." "Do we, Esmeralda?" "Come on." "I'm gonna take a little nap here." "You lie down there." "Wrap yourself up good." "I don't want you to catch cold." "Good night, Esmie." "My apprentice tells me you have taken my journal." "May I ask why?" "I keep no log on the Nautilus, and I was frankly curious to read your account of the giant squid." "In particular, my narrow escape and rescue." "According to you, Mr Land is a hero in the best tradition of cheap fiction." "That can only be true if you consider your life cheap, Captain." "I might have expected you to say that." "Actually, he regrets saving my life as much as I would regret saving his." "The only difference is that I wouldn't have tried." "Then it is that difference that gives Ned Land a human dignity you no longer possess." " May I tell you something?" " You seem determined to." "Go ahead." "You protest too much." "I know you were deeply touched by Ned's gesture, but you are ashamed to admit it." "You cannot tolerate a faith in humanity, because if you do, all this, the structure of your very existence, which you built on hate and vengeance, all this will collapse around the naked lie of your life." "You are a beaten man, at war with the dictates of his heart." "And you are a very gullible man, Professor." "Gullible?" "Yes, you're too easily swayed by sentiment... individual good deeds over bad, the crude extremes." "You oversimplify matters." "The world is more complex than that, and good must not be measured on a scale as small as Mr Land's brash heroics." "What he would do one day, he would gladly undo the next." "To be of benefit, goodness must be constant, forever building." "It must have strength." "I'm afraid what you seek is perfection." " You will never find it." " I have already found it." "Here." "It is the world outside that is imperfect." "If men and nations had this goodness that I speak of," "I would be willing to share all this... my records, everything." "Have you considered sharing it?" "That's the only reason that you're alive today, Professor." "From the moment you came aboard," "I had hoped that you would be the key to a plan I had in mind." "I had intended using you as an emissary." "But now I don't know." " Is it that you don't trust me?" " No!" "But you are ever the optimist." "Do you really believe they would lay down their arms and abolish their slave camps?" "Yes, I think I could persuade them." "Let me try." "We're nearing Vulcania." "I want you to see the extent of these secrets for which they have hounded me." "The knowledge which cost the lives of those dearest to me, the power which is still mine." "Enough energy to lift mankind from the depths of hell into heaven... or destroy it." "Perhaps then you will feel less inclined to barter such a prize." "We will discuss it at that time." "We've raised the island, Sir." " Why have we stopped?" " There are warships ahead." " Bearing what flag?" " No flag, sir." "Very well." "There's your answer, Professor." "We've been ambushed by the very forces you wished to trade with." "Their boarding parties have already landed." "This is a dark hour for history, Professor." "They'll be over the summit in half an hour, sir." "I estimate 20 minutes." "Everything must be destroyed before they reach the lagoon." " Ready to dive!" " Aye, sir." "Diving stations." " Ahead full!" " Diving stations." "Four degrees down." " All engines stop!" "Break out the skiff." " Aye, sir." "What's all the excitement, Captain?" " What is it, Professor?" " We are at the base." "The island is surrounded by warships." " By warships?" " Warships!" "Shove off." " Have everything in readiness aboard." " Aye, sir." "Take cover!" "Look!" "They're coming." " I'm gonna let 'em know we're here." " No, Ned, don't!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "You up there, we're friends!" "Don't shoot!" "We're friends, I tell ya!" "We're the ones that threw the bottles over!" "Hey, we're friends!" "We sent the messages!" "That's gratitude for you, after all we did for 'em." "Then it was you who decoyed those warships here." "Aye, it was." "Somebody had to strike a blow for freedom." "We did what we thought was right, Professor." "Right?" "You fools!" "This is going to cost the world the greatest discoveries of all time." "He's gone ashore to destroy everything." "Hey, Professor..." "Destroy everything?" "That sounds like he's gonna plant a bomb or something." " Every man to his station." " Every man to his station." "Stand by engines." "Prepare for diving." "Aye, sir." "Prepare for diving." "Shall I take over?" "Half ahead." "Four degrees down." "Ahead full." "Slow on engines." "All controls eight degrees down." "Lash the wheel." "Aye, sir." "Lash the wheel." "Captain." "We are taking the Nautilus down for the last time." "We understand, sir, and we're with you." "Wait a minute." "I don't understand." "What's that gotta do with us?" "I am dying, and the Nautilus is dying with me." " Professor?" " Yes." "In a matter of minutes, an explosion, such as the world has never known, will destroy my island and all its works forever." "That is why I have brought the Nautilus... here, to its last, deep resting place." "Here at least we will die in peace." "Let every man go to his quarters and remain there." "Why do you take us down with you?" " Lock them in their quarters." " Aye, sir." "Take them out." "I don't want to die." "Don't let him do it." "I want no part of this!" "Captain..." "Captain, you cannot do this." "There is more at stake here than just our lives." "Yours was a dream of the future come true." "I beg you to reconsider." "A power greater than mine makes that impossible." "But there is hope for the future." "When the world is ready for a new and better life," "all this will someday come to pass... in God's good time." "I'm sorry, Ned." "Don't give up, mates!" "We're no part of any suicide pact!" "Put him in his cabin." "Come on, I'm taking over the ship." "Let's get outta here." "We're on the surface." "Stand by." "Let's get the skiff out and shove off." " Hey, Professor, where ya goin'?" " My journal." " The island's gonna blow up any second." " I must get my journal." "Shove off." "What's the matter?" "Is he hurt?" "Hey, we forgot Esmie." "Esmeralda, come on." "Quick!" "Come on." "Come on." "In the boat, come on." "In the boat." "There she blows!" "Sorry I had to wallop you, Professor." "Wasn't time to stop for souvenirs." "Perhaps you did mankind a service, Ned." "There is hope for the future." "And when the world is ready for a new and better life, all this will someday come to pass... in God's good time."

"Previously on The O.C.:" "How many wines have we tasted?" "I stopped taking notes." "A little too much Indian spirit, huh?" "Well, drive back in the morning." "I need to go home." "The Nana's not nice." "I love her, but she's not." "It's kind of part of her charm." "I hate this state!" "I hate the sunshine!" "I hate the ocean!" "I hate Schwarzenegger!" "I don't believe it, Ryan." "Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten." "Are you okay with that?" "Yeah, I just feel like the rest of the world has finally caught up to me." " It's a little bit scary." " Yeah, it's a lot scary." "Tell me I'm still special." "Sethela." "Nanala." "How you feeling?" "Oh, if you were all that interested, you would have called me." "And would it kill you to cash that birthday check I sent you?" " I'm finished sending you things." " Okay, I'm sorry, I forgot." "You make my life very difficult." "No, I'm sure that $20 outstanding has the bank just going crazy." "Yeah, smart ass." "Where's your father?" " I don't know..." " Who is it, Seth?" "Actually, my mom just came in if you want to talk to her." " It's The Nana." " No." "What do you want me..?" "Hello, my dad just showed up." "Awkward family moment avoided for everyone but me." " Love you." " Yeah?" "You coulïve fooled me." "It's The Nana." "Oh." "Ma!" "Hey!" "How are you?" "Why does he always get so much louder when he talks to her?" "They're a family of screamers." " How's your grandma feeling?" " The Nana." "Ryan, please." ""Grandma" invokes homemade cookies and maybe someonewho's actually nice to you." "The Nana, definitely not nice to you, or me." " But she's doing great." " Full remission." "Which confirms my suspicion that she is, in fact, immortal." "What?" "So soon?" "Oh, my God, Ma." "Let me call you back." " What happened?" " Is everything all right?" "The Nana...headed for the altar." "She's getting married?" "Pack your bags." "We're going to Miami." "All right." "Shuffleboard, mahjongg, dinner at 4:00." "This is gonna be the best spring break ever." "Hey, mon." "Now, I know you think you're excited about Miami, but I cannot wait for you to meet the guys at Nana's condo." "We got Abe, we got Stu, we got Stanley." "Although I think Stanley may have passed on." " He had a prostate thing." "I hope not..." " I can't go." "What?" "Why not?" "'Cause, you know, everything with me and Marissa." "Is awesome." "Fine, okay, but, you know, there's Trey." "Who's also doing awesome." "Ryan, face it, you've got no excuses." "Everything's great." "You deserve a vacation." "We, actually, deserve a vacation, Ryan." "And it would mean a lot to my dad." "Yeah, yeah, he is kind of worked up." " He's gonna need some company." " Well, he's got you." "I can't, man." "My schedule's all booked up." "I got pinochle with the ladies on Saturday, bridge Sunday with the fellas." "I still got to call and see if I can get on that bingo cruise." "That's gonna be freaking awesome." "What about you and Summer?" "I'm going to go over there, I'm going to apologize extremely sincerely, and then I'm gonna get out of town before I can do anything else wrong." " What do you say?" " Miami." "Miami." "Honey?" "Do you have my American Advantage number?" "You know me, I hate sitting in the middle." "It's in my purse." "But what's the rush, sweetie?" "It's not like she's getting married tomorrow." "I know, it's just..." "I love my mother." " But who else would?" " That's terrible." "You wouldn't say the same thing about your dad?" "You make a good point." "You know, she was just so happy on the phone." "I just want to make sure everything works out for her." "Great." "Especially after the year she's had." " You are a good son." " Oh, yeah?" " How about husband?" " Definitely top five." "Miami, huh?" "Well, have a hell of a time, man." " Thanks, you'll be all right?" " Don't worry, Mom." "I'll be fine." "Uh, yo, Ry, look, I got to jump." "Probably the landlord complaining about something." "Have fun." "See ya." "Definitely not the landlord." "Hey, you." "So..." "I just wanted to come by to say thanks again for not selling me out." "Have you met Don Julio?" "Yeah, me and Don go way back." " Thanks for the gift." " Oh, that's not the gift." "I figure, a guy's been in prison for 18 months, probably got pretty lonely." "You have no idea." "Hey, Summer." "Busy?" " What do you want, Cohen?" " To...talk." " Hold my bag." " Anything for my Million Dollar Baby." "Um...so look..." " I just came to apologize." " Why?" "'Cause I was humiliated in front of all your oh- so- hip, super- dorked- out, indie- music- loving, comic- book geeks who looked at me like I was some dimwit Orange County ho?" "But that was never my intention." "Okay?" "I really only wanted you there to be a part of everything with me." "Look, there's no point in your apologizing because you can no longer make me upset." "You're just immune to my charms?" "Working on it." "But you know what I could use?" "A time- out." "Well, you know, good." "That, actually, 'cause... that's good timing, 'cause I'm headed to Miami to see The Nana, so..." "Well, perfect." "Yeah, go to Miami, get wasted and wind up on Music Video" " Nation's Spring Break Special." " It's actually nothing like that." "The only thing I'm going to be drinking is Metamucil." "Oh, yeah." "Like I'm going to believe that." "Just go." "Go sow your oats." "Get all of your Coheny, Cohenish Cohenisms out of your system." "And when I get back?" "We'll see." "So just imagine, a whole weekend of nothing but this." "If you could just hold that thought till, like, next weekend." " Why, are you going somewhere?" " Uh...yeah, actually, Miami." "South Beach for a little spring break action?" "Meet some college girls?" "Not quite." "I'm going with Seth and Sandy to see The Nana." "Oh, that's really sweet." "That'll be fun." "Yeah, no, it will be." "It's just, I don't know." "I feel kind of weird leaving Trey here by himself." " I can hang out with him." " Yeah, really?" "Because I was kind of gonna help him find a job." " I got it covered." " Thanks, I owe you." "Mm, yes." "You do." "You do owe me." "A whole weekend of nothing but this." "That, I can do." "All right, now, you've got all the numbers?" "My cell phone?" "The Fontainebleau?" "The Nana?" "I got the numbers." "You remember how to set the alarm to no delay?" "And if the alarm goes off, the code word is..?" ""Greased Lightning." I got it." "Yes." "Do you need any cash?" " I have plenty of money." " I gassed up your car." " Which I so appreciate." " Are you going to be fine?" " I'll be fine." " I love you." "The question is, are you going to be okay?" "Fellas, you got everything?" "I got my cardigan, my orthopedic shoes and my humidifier." "Now take me to my people." "Is Carter in the office?" "In the immortal words of Will Smith" " Thank you-- - "Welcome to Miami."" "There's too many young, tan, healthy people here." "I don't like it." "Let's check in anyway." "Hey, who wants some dinner?" "Yeah, it is 4:00 p. m. in Orange County." "They put us on the early bird circuit." "I have the weekend to myself." "I thought we could roll up our sleeves, really dig in, and maybe even get a few issues ahead." "Well, I'd hold onto that thought if I were you." "Turns out, Newport Living, which I thought would be the last nail in the coffin that is my career, is actually the thing that saved it." "You got another job offer?" " Well, Carter, that's great." " Thanks." "Yeah, so I fly out on Monday." " Fly out where?" " New York." "That's where the job is and they're relocating me." "You're leaving?" "I am." "But my publisher is lining up someone to replace me." "You know, someone who is smarter, and better at this than I am." "So..." "I hope you don't think I'm jumping ship." "Because you are." "It's really great." "I was thinking we could have a farewell dinner." "You know what?" "We should." "Great." "I'll make a reservation at Arches." "Or you could come by the house tomorrow." "I'll cook." "Man!" "I thought Newport was nice." "This is something, huh?" "Yeah, if you're a fan of that vibrant night life." "Hey, why can't we go see The Nana tonight?" "You know The Nana and her schedule." "Friday night's mahjongg." " What?" " Yeah." "Since when is Friday night mahjongg?" "It totally throws off my schedule." "Breathe it in, boys." "We've got a weekend away with nothing to worry about." " Sorry." " Marissa." "What's up?" "Ryan took off for Miami, huh?" "Yeah, so I just wanted you to know that while he's gone, I'm here." "Cool." "Uh...you know, you don't have to, if you don't want to." "No, I want to." "And you know, I thought maybe tomorrow we could go job hunting." "That sounds great." "I thought with Ryan gone, I was going to be all alone in Newport." "No, not on my watch." " So I'll see you tomorrow?" " Can't wait." "You and Marissa Cooper?" "Yeah, right." " It's not like that." " Sure isn't." "Not in this lifetime, or in this town." " Adios..." " Your move!" " Huh?" "You're playing with him?" " Yeah, I'm playing with him." " I thought you were playing with me." " I'm playing with him." "No, I" " I just..." "I just moved." "Now we're talking." " You're playing with him?" " All right, so I'll watch." " Abe, Stu, Stanley." " Hey, look who's here." " How are you?" " Terrible." " Worse." "Worse." " How's your nervous stomach?" " You still got schpilkis?" " Why don't you have a seat?" "You need my heating pad?" "Back's a little sore." "Back's a little sore." "All right, now I'm officially terrified." "He doesn't have this many friends at school." "So they do fly airplanes from Orange County to Miami." "I wouldn't know." "I see so little of you." "Ma!" " You look better than ever." " Yeah?" "I'm getting married." "You remember Ryan." "Of course." "Who would forget, with those arms?" "You know, if I weren't engaged...ooh..." "Ah, there's my grandson." " Hello, bubeleh." " Hello, Nana." "I want you to tell me everything that's gone on for you this whole last year." "Oh..." "I can barely remember what I had for dinner last night." " Please!" " Welcome to the club, yeah." " Me, too." " You know." " You want to talk?" " Sure, I do." "You keep an eye on him, make sure he doesn't die of old age, huh?" "Is this...some Mueslix Malted?" "Kirsten couldn't make it?" "Well...she wanted to." "So how are things with you two?" "To be honest?" "They've been better." "You two will work it out." "Since when did you become such a romantic?" "Falling in love will do that to you." "Speaking of which," "I have photos from the place where we're holding the ceremony in June." "So you should book your tickets now." "Whoa, June?" "What's the rush?" " Pregnant?" " Eh...very funny." "Listen, you go through a year like I did, you don't want to waste any time." "Besides..." "I want to move before the summer storms hit." " You're moving?" " Yeah." "Bobby is 12 years my junior." "This place skews a little old for him." "We're going to move to the condo you bought me in Sarasota." "Well, finally." "It was meant to be lived in." "Bobby flipped when he saw it." "Beach front, unbeatable location, why wouldn't he?" "I know what you're thinking, Sanford." "And cynicism is a Cohen family trait." "Yeah, well, I learned from the master." "Yeah, well...nonetheless, he's a good guy." "And he can move his practice anywhere." "Everybody always needs a good chiropractor." "Not another word." " I can't wait to meet him." " Very good." " Eat your lunch." " Yes, Ma." "Hey, Summer?" "Oh, God." "Zach, I'm so sorry." "Are you okay?" "I was in a rage blackout." "My therapist told me that boxing might help me work through it." "I came over to see if, uh, you were okay after the other night." "I'm in gym clothes, and my hair is in French braids, so I'm terrible." "Cohen and I are on a time- out." "He went off to Miami, to, I'm sure, party it up like he always does this time of year when we're on a time- out." "Well, are you too full of rage to hang out?" "Maybe come over for dinner?" "No offense, Zach, but hanging with your family couldn't sound worse." "Oh, no." "I totally understand." "Um...they're in Aspen for an economics conference." "Come on, I'll cook." "Italian." "Francesca gave me a great recipe." "Choke!" "Sit down." "Sorry, it's a figure of speech." "Victory lap." "You cleaned his clock." "Not that he'll pay up, that cheap bastard." "All right, listen up." "What do you say?" "Uh, are you ready to roll?" "'Cause I'm really hungry." "Hey, I'm famished, too." "It doesn't seem like there's anybody left to beat, so why don't we go into the dining hall?" "We're going to have lunch, my treat." " Can't beat that." " Can I get in on the action?" "Mary Sue." "Nice to meet you." "This is my grandma, Mary Ellen." "Uh, actually we were going to go eat." " Right?" " Yeah, well, you like food?" "One round?" "Sure." "Sure..." "It'll just take a second." "Okay!" "Rack them, sir." "Hey, how'd it go?" "My dream's come true." " I'm cleaning toilets." " You got it?" " I start tomorrow." " Oh, that's great!" "Uh, so, we, uh...we got to celebrate, tonight, okay?" "I will make margaritas." "Um..." "I'll bring the guacamole." "Sounds like a party." "But, uh, I've got to stay here, fill out some paperwork, so..." "I'll see you tonight, uh..." "And hey, thanks." "I feel like my life's coming together." "Hey, I'm happy to help." "So, uh, I'll see you later." "I do believe we have a new shuffleboard champion." " I can't believe she beat me." " I can." "Can we eat now?" "Absolutely not." "I won't go down like that." "Look, these people look up to me." "I'm like a god to them." "Do you, uh...want to lose again?" "I want to play again." "Only this time, why don't we make it interesting?" "A little wager." "You want to do money, you want to do food?" "You want me to streak naked through the bingo hall?" "Actually, uh..." " I do need a partner." " A partner?" "Uh, what kind of partner?" "Well, see, besides being down here to visit my grandma," "I entered into a dance contest." "Dance contest?" "For Music Video Nation, for their Big Spring Break Special." "And the winner gets $5, 000, which...would really help with my college loans." "That sounds very reasonable, Mary Sue." "The only move she's getting out of me is a victory dance." "What up, what up, what up?" "My name's Swerve, the host of MVN Sp" " Sp" " Spring Break." "Coming at you live from South Beach." "Hi, I'm Pixie, one of the stars of Sherman Oaks, the Real Valley." "All right, all right." "I hope y'all are pumped up, because this next performance is gonna be off the chain and totally bananz- oh- bananz- oh- bananas!" "Bring 'em out for my dawg, from the dirty South, T. I!" "Bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out" "It's hard to yell when the barrel's in ya mouth Come on, swizzie!" "Bring 'em out, bring 'em out Aye, aye, check 'em out, bring 'em out" "TIP comin' live from the VIP, heard the night life lost life" "When I leave both the Feds and the State" "Wanna see my need, the whole city got berserk" "He got treat, another rapper got a hit but surely he not me" "Who set the city on fire as soon as he got freed?" "Da King back now, y'alls Don't even know how to act now" "Hit the club strippers gettin' naked 'fore I sat down" "Still ballin' money, stack taller than Shaq now" "I don't know, man." "I never played anyone under 85 before." "All right." "Um, I think the registration tent is over there." "We need to sign in." "So what kind of dancing are we talking about here?" "A little jazz step, a little soft shoe?" "Actually it's not quite a dance contest." "It isn't?" " She's got whipped cream, Seth." " Yeah, I know." "Maybe she's baking a cake." "See, I'm going to cover myself in whipped cream, and you're going to lick it all off and eat a cherry out of my mouth before any of the other contestants." "Did she say "cherry"?" "If we win, it would mean so much to my grandma." "Not having to worry about my college loans." "With all the money she spends on medication..." "It's...her grandma." "What does she have?" "Yeah, well, just hope..." "Summer hasn't paid her cable bill." "I got a packed house yelling', bring 'em out, bring 'em out" "Aye, all my hot girls yelling' bring 'em out, bring 'em out" "Aye, all the Dope Boyz yelling' bring 'em out, bring 'em out" "From the back they yellin bring 'em out, bring 'em out!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Uh, it's, um, actually kind of a long story." "Can you do me a favor?" "If you see Summer, would you, um, keep her away from the television?" "Well, actually, I was going over to Trey's to celebrate." " He got a job." " Really?" "That's awesome." "They disqualified me from the wet T- shirt contest, but don't they look real?" "Wait, that wasn't The Nana, was it?" "Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke." "Actually, I'm, uh...kind of wishing I was back home right now." "Yeah, I'm kind of wishing that, too." "Stay out of trouble, okay?" "I got you." "Wow, it's like a regular Olive Garden around here." "Buon giorno, Summer." "So, what is... gah- nochi?" "I don't know, I'm making gnocchi." "You never had gnocchi before?" "No, I've never heard of it until, like, five seconds ago." " How do you say it?" " Gnocchi." " Gnocchi." " Bellissimo." "Listen, I'm going to be a while, so I'm going to turn on the TV here." "Ah, MVN Spring Break Special." "Perfecto." "I took the Italian thing a little too far there, didn't I?" "You had me at buon giorno." "Thanks for having me over." "And don't worry, I won't talk about Cohen." "Oh, Cohen or no Cohen, I'm just here for the gnocchi." "I really want you to like him, Sandy." "Oh, me, too." "Welcome." " Me, too." " There he is." " Hey, Sandy Cohen." "Pleasure." " Bobby Mills." "Heard a lot about you." "Hey, sweetie." "It's unbelievable." "You look way too young to have a son this old." " Hey, no offense." " Why would I be offended?" "I have to tinkle, so you two have a lot to talk about." "Mainly, me." "She's a great lady, huh?" "Your mom." "What a pistol." "I always thought it was more of an AK- 47." "I got to tell you, Bobby, since she's met you, she has mellowed." "My mother in love-- I never thought I'd see the day." "She came into my clinic, I cracked her back, and the rest is history." "Wow." "That is so romantic." "I'm just so happy she's met a nice guy, you know?" " An honest guy." " Oh, thank you, Sandy." "Oh, thank you." "You know, listen, there are a lot of guys out there, they see an older woman, not in perfect health, with a million dollar condo in her name..." "Well, we've all seen 60 Minutes, haven't we?" "Well, I'm more a Dateline guy." "I like that Stone Phillips." "Who doesn't?" "You know, I was a public defender for many years, and my tendency is to be suspicious." "It's a problem for me, Bobby." "Well, I've got trust issues." "I'm working on it." "I'm working on it." "But I got a ways to go." " You can trust me, Sandy." " Well, that's what I figured." "You know, so I tell my cop friends, my buddies at the FBI, they say,"Sandy, Sandy, let me run a background check on this guy."" "You know what I say?" "I say,"Nah."" "Sophie Cohen is still pretty sharp." "If she trusts you, I trust you." "Great...great news." "They have fresh crab." "Oh, it can't be better than Joe's." "Bobby...you like Joe's Stone Crab?" "Yeah, I love him." "I figured you'd been out of the loop for a while, you'd probably need to catch up on your movies." "Margaritas and movies, sure." "What do you got?" "Oh, the best movie of, like, all time." "The Notebook." "You know, I'm kind of more a shoot- em- up type guy." "Where people, like, die." "Well, James Garner doesn't fare so well." "Great." "If it's your favorite movie, I'm in." "A toast, to you." "Thank you." "Ah, to me, I like that toast." "A little early." "It's okay." "I just finished." "You made all this?" "It's amazing what I can do when I'm off work." "Who knew?" "Would you like some wine?" "Um, I've been doing, like, a little bit of thinking, and, you know, I'm not so sure I'm the guy for this job." " You're backing out on me?" " No, no, no." "It's not that." "It's just, you know, there's whipped cream and I'm a little bit lactose intolerant, so..." "If you back out on me I have no chance to win." "And Grandma Mary Ellen won't pay her medical bills and I'll have to drop out of college." "Well..." "I'm a fan of Medicaid and education, so...okay." "Thank you." " Thank you so much." " All right." "It's almost time to get ready." "Okay, what do we do?" "Hey, man, can I get a bottle of water, please?" "How you doing?" " I'm all right, you?" " Bad." "I can't find my girlfriend." "Oh, yeah?" "Lost her in the crowd?" "I lost her last night." "She told me she was coming to Florida to see her grandma, but her best friend told me she entered some contest down here." "Immodestly revealing her body for money." "Oh, well, spring break, that does happen." "It doesn't happen where we're from." " Where's that?" " Bob Jones University." "They find out what she's doing here, she'll be expelled." "Which won't matter when she's burning in hell." " Mm, yeah, that's rough." " The worst part is," "I think she's cheating on me with whoever her partner in sin is." "That's why I brought my boys with me." " Oh, yeah?" "Some frat brothers?" " Bible study buddies." "We get a hold of who's corrupting her, it's going to be Judgment Day for him." "And Mary Sue." "Did you say Mary Sue?" "This is scandalous." "I don't think I've ever finished a full bottle of wine before dinner." "Is it a bad sign when you drink so much that you can't open a new bottle?" "Yeah, I think it means we should stop drinking." "We're weakening." "Here." "There." "We definitely need to eat." "Well, looks like the Fontainebleau and I seem to be aging nicely." "Yeah, but the Fontainebleau has had a lot of work done." "This au natural thing is why I'm beating them off with a stick." "Speaking of which, where is Bobby?" "He should have been here by now." "Didn't he say he was going to be, uh, stopping off at his office?" " How far is that from here?" " Not all that far." "I hope nothing is wrong." "Look at ma with a cell phone." " I'm very hip." " I guess so." " I just can't read the buttons." " Let me see." "Bobby, where are you?" "We're waiting for you." "What?" "A malpractice suit?" "Sweetheart, that's terrible." "Come over here so we can talk about it." "The airport?" "Where are you going?" "Well, how long before you think this thing blows over?" "I see." "Good- bye." "Bobby won't be joining us." "Just like that, huh?" "What did you say to him?" "Oh, man, okay, you are way too good at this, 'cause I've lost, like, ten times in a row." "Yeah, well, I was All" " Chino in drinking." "Yeah, well, I thought I was All" " Newport, but clearly you're in a league of your own, because I'm...wow." "Maybe we should watch that movie." "You know, maybe we should get some air first, 'cause I don't want to fall asleep during the movie." "It's really good." "Uh, yeah." "Sure." "Let's do it." "I definitely need some air." "Hey, you know what?" "I will be right there." "I just need to grab my jacket." "A'ight!" "This next contest is dirty, y'all!" "It's off the chain, it's bananz- oh, bananas, oh, bananas, oh, bananas!" " Come on!" " Who likes whipped cream?" "Now let's see which of these four guys is truly whipped." "Give it up, you all." "Come on!" "Whipped cream!" "Yeah!" "Paint that body!" "Paint that body!" "There she is." "It's time to bring fire and brimstone down on her and that skinny little sinner." "Whoo!" "Come on!" "Hot teen sundae!" "Go!" "Come on, y'all." "Lick the cream!" "Oh, my God, I love gnocchi." "It's like an Italian dumpling." "What a concept." "Did you want more?" "I made tons." "Yeah, thanks." "This is that event where you have to eat whipped cream off some girl." "That is so disgusting." "What girl would agree to that?" "What guy would be pathetic enough to humiliate himself on national television?" "Lick the cream!" "I hope this is enough sauce." "Uh..." "I put a whole bunch, so..." "I..." "I guess you liked the gnocchi." "Somebody done won!" "Ryan, we won." "Yeah, I know." "We got to get..." " What?" " Oh, looks like my boyfriend." "Your what?" "Hey, who are those guys?" "Uh, they're in the same Bible study class." "Oh." "Think we can convince them to turn the other cheek?" " Prepare to meet your maker." " Looks like not." "I'm sorry, Ma." "I was looking out for you." "I know." "I guess part of me knew." "I guess that's why I wanted you to come down here." "I just... wanted to believe I wasn't going to be spending the rest of my life alone." "I could extend my trip." " Spend some more time down here." " Please, sweetheart." "You have someone you love back home." "You should be with her." "But it would be very nice if you visited your old mother a little more often." "All right." "I think that was the best meal I've ever had." "Well, I'm glad you liked it." " I'll tell the chef." " I thought I was telling the chef." " Okay...confession." " Yeah?" "I had the meal catered." "I am the worlïs worst cook." "Well, okay, but, so you went to all this trouble, why blow your cover now?" "Oh, maybe it's the wine." "But I think it's because I can't lie to you." "I know the feeling." "So while we're being honest with each other, you know this incredible job I was just offered?" "I almost didn't take it." "Because I didn't want to leave." "That's nice, because in the beginning you hated Newport." "Well, it wasn't Newport I didn't want to leave." "Good luck with your new job, Carter." "So long, Kirsten." " How you feeling?" " Better, thanks." "Yeah." "How could you not?" "What a night." "Look at this place." "It's pretty great." "It's amazing." "I got a job, a great place, great friends." "Come on, come on, come on, howl with me." "Come on." "Dude, that was terrible." "What?" "I'm not one for the howling." "Oh, no?" "You just need to be woken up." "Hey, you know, when I'm with you I feel like I can do anything." "And..." "I've never felt that way before." "That's sweet." "You know, we're not so different, you and me." "Hey, you know, I think maybe it's time..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Where you going?" " Trey, what are you..?" " Come on, come on." "I've seen the way you look at me." "You know, no one's ever been this nice to me." "Yeah, because you're Ryan's brother." "No, it's more than that, and you know it." "And I get it." "You don't want to hurt him." "But he doesn't have to know." "No, Trey." "No." "No way." "Okay?" "Never." "What?" "What, wait, wait, wait." " What, I'm not good enough?" " No, look, I don't mean it like that." " Okay, just let go." " Come on, come on." "Look, Ryan gets all the good life, huh?" "Right?" "Get off of me." "Come on." "No one needs to know." "Get off me!" "Off of me..." "Please." "Help." "Dude, look what you've done!" "I guess those guys really do believe in an eye for an eye." " Hungry?" " I'll pass." "It's too bad we can't tell anyone what happened." "No one would believe us anyway." "Yeah, it's probably best I don't tell Summer." "Yeah, you know what, man?" "I'm going to call Marissa." "Check in, see how she and Trey are doing." "All right." "I'm going to go back to the room and..." "lick myself clean." "Night."

"POST-QUAKE TOKYO" "The Great Kanto Earthquake on Sept. 1, 1923... changed Japan's modern history." "Old traditional culture largely gave way to... rapidly growing modern pop culture." "Comic strips became popular." "Subliterature replaced kodan books." "Writers K. Shirai, S. Hasegawa, J. Osaragi," "E. Yoshikawa gained fame." "Radio broadcasts began." "GOKETSU JIRAIYA (1921)" "GOKETSU JIRAIYA (1921) Kodan -style films known as "kyugeki"..." "Kodan -style films known as "kyugeki"..." "MATSUNOSUKE ONOE Kodan -style films known as "kyugeki"..." "Kodan -style films known as "kyugeki"... newly revived as "jidaigeki" with a new style." "The prime star of kyugeki... since the end of Meiji... was Matsunosuke Onoe, loved by kids... as "Eyeballs Matsu."" "A hero, gallant, gangster... ninja were his typical roles." "STATUE OF MATSUNOSUKE ONOE" "Kabuki-style fight scenes were..." "TSUKIGATA HANPEITA (1925) Outdone by hard-hitting ones... created by Shojiro Sawada." "SHOJIRO SAWADA created by Shojiro Sawada." "Created by Shojiro Sawada." "In US films, acrobatic fights by..." "Douglas Fairbanks in action films..." "DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS Douglas Fairbanks in action films..." "DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS" "DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS thrilled the Japanese fans." "Thrilled the Japanese fans." "KIMURA NAGATONOKAMI (1928)" "Jidaigeki brought about..." "KAGEBOSHI (1925) Many new film stars." "RYUNOSUKE TSUKIGATA" "It was time for new stars with spirits of..." "KOSUZUME TOGE It was time for new stars with spirits of..." "KOSUZUME TOGE" "KOSUZUME TOGE the changing world." "The changing world." "HATAYA ICHIKAWA the changing world." "HATAYA ICHIKAWA" "Prime actor of this time," "SHINPEl TAKAGI Prime actor of this time," "SHINPEl TAKAGI" "SHINPEl TAKAGI a new face from Makino Film:" "A new face from Makino Film:" "TSUMASABURO BANDO a new face from Makino Film:" "Tsumasaburo Bando, known as "Bantsuma."" "BANTSUMA:" "BANDO TSUMASABURO NO SHOGAI (BANTSUMA:" "THE LIFE OF TSUMASABURO BANDO)" "PRODUCED BY MATsUDA FILM productions IN 1980" "FEATURING:" "TAKAHIRO TAMURA DAISUKE ITO HIROSHI INAGAKI" "SHIZUKO MORI UTAKO TAMAKI RYU KUZE NARRATORS:" "SHUNSUI MATSUDA MIDORI SAWATO" "PRODUCER/DIRECTOR:" "SHUNSUI MATSUDA" "PLANNING/INTERVIEWER:" "TADAO SATO" "ENGLISH SUBTITLES:" "CHIEKO NAKAI" "PRODUCTION:" "MATSUDA FILM PRODUCTIONS" "What was Mr. Tsumasaburo Bando's... real name?" "1st SON:" "TAKAHIRO TAMURA real name?" "1st SON:" "TAKAHIRO TAMURA 1st SON:" "TAKAHIRO TAMURA It was..." "It was..." "Denkichi Tamura." "I'm told that he was born on Dec. 13, 1901... in Kodenma-cho, Nihombashi..." "DENKICHI TAMURA (DEC. 13, 1901) In Kodenma-cho, Nihombashi... of Tokyo." "My father's father..." "OLDER SISTER:" "KIMI My father's father..." "OLDER SISTER:" "KIMI" "OLDER SISTER:" "KIMI was named Chogoro." "Was named Chogoro." "He was a cotton wholesaler." "RUSSO-JAPANESE WAR He was a cotton wholesaler." "He was a cotton wholesaler." "He lived till 71 yrs." "Old, and I..." "I remember that my grandfather... took care of me more than my father." "But with the rest, my father did not have... much luck with." "They all passed away... when he was young." "MONUMENT FOR THE FAITHFULS" "Jisshi Elem." "School Denkichi attended... stands next to Jisshi Park," "FORMER SITE OF DENMA-CHO PRISON" "FORMER SITE OF DENMA-CHO PRISON former site of a prison." "JISSHI PARK" "JISSHI PARK In elem." "School," "In elem." "School, he was the boss of the kids." "PLACE SHOIN YOSHIDA WAS EXECUTED he was the boss of the kids." "PLACE SHOIN YOSHIDA WAS EXECUTED" "PLACE SHOIN YOSHIDA WAS EXECUTED Often teased girls across the hall." "Often teased girls across the hall." "A passage written after he gained fame:" ""A good student in elem." "School,"" ""he took part in school plays..."" ""as a narrator and more."" ""One day, he went blank on stage."" ""He stood dumbstruck."" ""People gave weird looks."" ""Teachers nagged at him."" ""With his face red, he ran off stage."" ""This must have embarrassed him so much."" ""Went straight home and..."" ""stayed in a room weeping for 10 days."" ""He did a lot of thinking."" ""'I made a fool of myself."'" ""'To regain my dignity,"'" ""'I must become a person admired by many."'" ""He aspires to become a..."" ""politician or military officer."" "KODENMA-CHO, NIHOMBASHI, TOKYO" "KODENMA-CHO, NIHOMBASHI, TOKYO But his older brother and sister..." "But his older brother and sister... and mother pass away." "His father's business goes bankrupt." "He faces a rough time." "He cannot get higher education." "WITH NIZAEMON KATAOKA AND HIS SON" "WITH NIZAEMON KATAOKA AND HIS SON Works as an apprentice, but didn't..." "Works as an apprentice, but didn't... last long anywhere." "When he was 15, becomes a kabuki actor's pupil." "RICE RIOT (1919) Becomes a kabuki actor's pupil." "Becomes a kabuki actor's pupil." "However, as kabuki valued lineage, to gain fame was difficult." "He soon shifts to small theaters." "After taking on small roles at Kokkatsu, in 1922, together with Kichimatsu Nakamura, he forms "Bando Tsumasaburo Troupe,"but... disbands it in no time." "Then in 1923," "Tsumasaburo and Kichimatsu... get scouted into the film industry by Makino Film." "Kichimatsu often played the villain." "Kichimatsu often played the villain." "Utility actor for a while, Tsumasaburo..." "SHOZO MAKINO Utility actor for a while, Tsumasaburo..." "SHOZO MAKINO" "SHOZO MAKINO becomes best friends with Rokuhei Susukita, becomes best friends with Rokuhei Susukita," "ROKUHEl SUSUKITA becomes best friends with Rokuhei Susukita, becomes best friends with Rokuhei Susukita," "BANTSUMA AT MAKINO" "BANTSUMA AT MAKINO who brought into jidaigeki... who brought into jidaigeki..." "American-style complex story," "GYAKURYU (1924) American-style complex story," "GYAKURYU (1924)" "GYAKURYU (1924) High-paced action and rebellious nihilism." "High-paced action and rebellious nihilism." "SCREENPLAY:" "R. SUSUKITA DIRECTOR:" "B. FUTAGAWA high-paced action and rebellious nihilism." "SCREENPLAY:" "R. SUSUKITA DIRECTOR:" "B. FUTAGAWA" "Seeing Tsumasaburo as the actor... who can act out his characters," "Rokuhei has him debut with his film." "TOMOKO MAKINO Rokuhei has him debut with his film." "Rokuhei has him debut with his film." "Oldest work by Tsumasaburo that remains today." "He's a poor, low-rank, naive samurai whose... life is wrecked by the chief retainer's son." "Mother dies kicked by a horse." "Older sister raped, kills herself." "Even his secret love marries that villain." "In despair, he becomes a ronin... and leads a destructive life." "The two then meet again..." ""HIGHLIGHTS OF SILENT JIDAIGEKl"" "Then jr." "High student fan wrote:" ""Sadistically tormenting the lead role,"" ""leading to a tremendous fight..."" ""Hats off to Rokuhei and Buntaro."" ""Stooping with sword in hands,"" ""the sorrowful mood..."" ""Bantsuma created was the best yet I've seen."" ""After watching Gyakuryu,"" ""well past midnight,"" ""walking with hands in pockets..."" ""I thought the film was on socialism."" ""I saw socialism in Gyakuryu as..."" ""socialism was considered rebellious,"" ""thus highly dangerous."" ""Yet I was also told it was for the oppressed."" ""Given this, I spot such ideology in Rokuhei's works."" "BUNTARO FUTAGAWA" "KAGEBOSHI" "SCREENPLAY:" "R. SUSUKITA DIRECTOR:" "B. FUTAGAWA" "The bell of Ueno or Asakusa?" "Sensoji Temple in Asakusa, Edo here." "Omie, daughter of Mizaemon Hamura." "She is known for her tomboy nature." "Guys after her golden hairpin:" "Senta the Crow and Juta the Shooting Star." "They are unique thieves." "And here comes another..." ""Hold it there." "I am taking that hairpin."" "Arrests criminals without mercy... while himself neck-deep in crime, Kizo is... high-handed, arrogant, merciless and coldhearted." "Strolling in the city of Edo is a... jovial thief, Kageboshi." "While a criminal, he had sarcasm, wit, elegance and briskness in his style." "Here told is the most dramatic time in the life of an unusual thief, Kageboshi." "A hardcore fan at the time wrote:" ""I was a 2nd grader..."" ""with inferiority complex, cynical and gloomy."" ""Then appeared Tsumasaburo."" ""The look on his face as he slays people..."" ""pumped the otherwise dead blood in me."" ""It wasn't only me."" ""UNDERFLOW OF POPULAR ARTS" KENICHI ADACHI "It wasn't only me."" ""UNDERFLOW OF POPULAR ARTS" KENICHI ADACHI" ""UNDERFLOW OF POPULAR ARTS" KENICHI ADACHI He also told us how strong..." "He also told us how strong... yet kind to the oppressed Tsumasaburo was." "Hideko Suzuki's fan letter read:" ""With a healthy body and mind,"" ""he's able to act so weak and sad."" ""Tsumasaburo must have gone through a lot."" ""Tsumasaburo!"" ""The sisters' lonely hearts with their mother long gone are warmed by you."" "New face Tsumasaburo rose to stardom." "OROCHI (1925) New face Tsumasaburo rose to stardom." "OROCHI (1925)" "SCREENPLAY:" "R. SUSUKITA DIRECTOR:" "B. FUTAGAWA" "SHIZUKO MORI Summer of 1925, at the height of his career," "Summer of 1925, at the height of his career," "Tsumasaburo makes his own agency." "Orochi is their second work." "SHIZUKO MORI" "SHIZUKO MORI How was Bantsuma with the directors?" "How was Bantsuma with the directors?" "Given that it was his agency, he had the most..." "He pretty much had all the rights." "The directors didn't have much..." "Well, he left the... overall picture to them, but... specific scenes and details, he went over with the directors." "We hear he used to say, "Close-up now!"" "This is true?" "It's true." "He just shouts, "Close-up!"" "The director rushes over." "He was a very eager actor?" "Very enthusiastic." "Especially swordfight scenes." "We watched in amazement." "The coach shows him once." "He watches closely." "Then walks over and... does a quick practice." "Then the real thing." "On the 3rd try." "We were just amazed." "No mistakes?" "None." "He's smart, for sure." ""Heizaburo broke jail!" "Alarm bells!"" ""Hold up!"" ""Ajail break?" "!"" ""That nasty dog!"" "Flaming with anger, Heizaburo strikes his blade of retribution." ""Stay away!" "If not, I'll slay you!"" "Alarm bells madly struck, voices yelling." ""Jail breaker!" "A goon!"" ""A worm!" "A scorpion!"" ""A snake!" "A serpent!"" "Fear and curse in the air, voices yelling left and right." "One swing of the white blade, blood sprays into the air." "Swords, batons, rakes, sticks..." "Ropes tangle, ladders fall..." "Door boards, wheel cars..." "Roof tiles come flying." "Slay and run, run and slay." "Drop, jump up, drop again." "Revolting serpent suffers in pain." "Not all who wear the name of villain are truly evil." "Not all who are respected as noble are worthy of the name." "Many are who wear a false mask of benevolence to hide their... treachery and the wickedness of themselves." "Where lies benevolence and treachery in our world?" "This was way later..." "We opened a cabinet we've never seen before." "It was full of books." "It's a bit fuzzy, but... they were the kind... known as the "red"communist books and the likes." "Most of them." "Japan was changing during my father's time." "He was sensitive and affected by such trend." "That was his nature, frame of mind." "I sense that in his old films." "Like in swordfights, he is not aggressive." "He fights because he's forced to..." "Because people come at him..." "A lot of the times he fights reluctantly." "And they are very sad." "I feel his fight scenes are rather heart crushing." "Such fight scenes and acting of that time... coming from my father shows that... ideologies and social situation... had a rather great impact on him, I think..." "When Bantsuma was playing a villain," "Utako Tamaki was a big star." "They later co-star in Makino films." "UTAKO TAMAKI They later co-star in Makino films." "They later co-star in Makino films." "He left Kichimatsu's place, got a place for his girl." "So I went to talk to him." "Serious talk." "He was surprised seeing me." "I asked him not to bring... his girl while working with me." "He's free after that." "I didn't want people flirting, making jokes between scenes." "Bad practice." "Told him to tell... his girl he's all hers after filming." "But until then, since I take my job seriously, I wanted the same from him." "UTAKO TAMAKI since I take my job seriously, I wanted the same from him." "UTAKO TAMAKI" "UTAKO TAMAKI He wanted 2-3 days to think." "He wanted 2-3 days to think." "Then on the third day, he came to my place and said," ""I'll do as you say."" "We became friends then." "Tell them or old stars won't take you seriously." "Just talk about girls." "What's most memorable?" "The young and pure feeling we shared..." "The film we bonded in was Kirarazaka." "It felt so good I was ready to die." ""SOMEONE HEEEELP!" It felt so good I was ready to die." ""SOMEONE HEEEELP!"" ""SOMEONE HEEEELP!" You want to die together when it's good." "You want to die together when it's good." ""One sight of you in Orochi..."" ""and I too became your admirer."" ""JAPANESE FILM ALMANAC FY1925-1926" "and I too became your admirer."" ""And I too became your admirer."" "RANTO NO CHIMATA" "RANTO NO CHIMATA "The passion and energy you devote into acting stunned me."" ""The passion and energy you devote into acting stunned me."" ""I unconsciously clasped my hands."" ""Tears I usually hold back ran down my cheeks."" ""It isn't too much to say swordfight was finally..."" ""portrayed cinematically by Tsumasaburo."" ""Now is the vital time to..."" ""establish jidaigeki in its true form."" ""Swordfights shan't be everything."" ""Nor violence."" ""I ask you to put your 'soul' in your works."" "SWORDPLAY COACH:" "RYU KUZE Fighting styles are set in kabuki." "Fighting styles are set in kabuki." "Such as... yamagata and yanagi..." "Chijihataki is... a style where actors hit the ground... with their swords." "But they changed... ever since Shinpei Takagi and Bantsuma's time." "So Bantsuma's style of fighting..." "He had his own style." "Many were like him." "Many of them, yet his was unique." "How did the fighting styles change?" "Bantsuma's uniqueness was that..." "People usually slay those in front facing them." "But in his case, when he goes to slay a person, he doesn't face the target." "He looks away." "He looks at his next target." "Never wastes time." "He then ducks away the swords and... kills his next target." "As he walks, when he gets ready, his ankles line up." "Stands straight with ankles lined up." "When he's ready to kill, he takes a big stride... and slays his target." "Standing straight with ankles lined up shows... he's in position to kill." "In 1925, Bantsuma starts up an agency." "In 1926, builds a studio outside Kyoto." "Toei Kyoto Studio stands on Bantsuma Productions'old site." "TOEl KYOTO STUDIO" "Nikkatsu and Teikine too later move in." "DENJIRO OKOCHI Nikkatsu and Teikine too later move in." "DENJIRO OKOCHI" "DENJIRO OKOCHI Uzumasa became "Japan's Hollywood."" "NAOE FUSHIMI" "TAKAKO IRIE" "DAIEl FILMS KYOTO STUDIO" "KYOTO FILM STUDIO SHOCHIKU STUDIO" "What is your best work with Bantsuma?" "Well..." "Sunae Shibari was indeed a good one." "It's famous that Bantsuma spent money like water." "Did he?" "Yes indeed." "All the time." "GION Yes indeed." "All the time." "Yes indeed." "All the time." "He practically "lived" in Gion." "Even when filming?" "Well, after filming." "He sometimes went in between." "But he won't go alone." "He kindly took us and others with him." "It was fun." "How many of you?" "About 5-6 people all the time." "A lot of geisha?" "Yes, 10-20 of them and we partied." "But we went home before him once it got late." "It was a lot of fun then." "He got married, and the next day he's already back on the set." "Not a word about his wife." "And yet he continued visiting..." "Gion after he got married." "I felt sorry for his wife." "COLLABORATION OF BANTSUMA, TACHIBANA AND UNIVERSAL" "COLLABORATION OF BANTSUMA, TACHIBANA AND UNIVERSAL The year Bantsuma built a studio," "Ryosuke Tachibana, agency manager, launches a project to distribute both..." "US and Japanese films under a joint company." "RYOSUKE TACHIBANA US and Japanese films under a joint company." "US and Japanese films under a joint company." "Mechanics and new gears from the US... flow into and innovate Japanese cinema." "But this agency failed in 6 months." "Ryosuke was a rightist society member." "Bantsuma's agency had some leftists." "Rightists, leftists, gangsters, artists..." "They all worked on films together." "SAKAMOTO RYOMA (1928)" "DIRECTOR:" "Y. EDAMASA" "Soon new super stars... followed in Bantsuma's footsteps." "Jidaigeki reached its golden era in the early 30s." "King of swordfight now became the hunted." "SHINPAN OOKA SEIDAN (1928)" "DIRECTOR:" "D. ITO" "DENJIRO OKOCHI AS SAZEN TANGE" "KURAMA TENGU (1928)" "DIRECTOR:" "T. YAMAGUCHI" "KANJURO ARASHI" "HATAMOTO TAIKUTSU OTOKO (1930)" "DIRECTOR:" "T. FURUMI" "UTAEMON ICHIKAWA" "KYOKAKU HARUSAME-GASA (1933)" "DIRECTOR:" "T. FUYUSHIMA" "KAZUO HASEGAWA AS CHOJIRO HAYASHI" "KOKUSHI MUSO (1932)" "DIRECTOR:" "M. ITAMI" "CHIEZO KATAOKA" "MINORU TAKASE (UNCLE HEY)" "YATSU AMUSEMENT PARK, CHIBA PREF." "YATSU AMUSEMENT PARK, CHIBA PREF." "From 1931 to 1935, Bantsuma..." "From 1931 to 1935, Bantsuma... made Bantsuma Prod." "Films in... his studio in Yatsu in Chiba Pref." "Bantsuma's agency..." "I don't know how their... business was going then." "If we don't, that means... it probably wasn't doing well." "It was so to say an "one-man"agency." "It was a time where the directors... tried to do as Bantsuma pleased." "DIRECTOR HIROSHI INAGAKI tried to do as Bantsuma pleased." "Bantsuma's acting style gradually... got old." "And so his films... didn't do so well." "NllNO TSURUCHIYO (1935)" "NllNO TSURUCHIYO (1935) In 1935, with renowned Daisuke Ito," "In 1935, with renowned Daisuke Ito," "DIRECTOR:" "D. ITO In 1935, with renowned Daisuke Ito," "In 1935, with renowned Daisuke Ito," "Bantsuma made his first talkie film," "Niino Tsuruchiyo, a dignified film." "But his weak, high-pitched voice was unpopular in talkies." "Switch to talkies endangered many stars' careers." "WITH DIRECTOR DAISUKE ITO Switch to talkies endangered many stars' careers." "Switch to talkies endangered many stars' careers." "In 1936, Bantsuma... closed his 10-year old agency." "In 1937, he joins Nikkatsu." "The same year," "Japan started invading China." "Seika Shiba from Bantsuma Prod..." ""Genius"Sadao Yamanaka from Kanjuro Prod..." "DIRECTOR SEIKA SHIBA "Genius"Sadao Yamanaka from Kanjuro Prod..." "DIRECTOR SEIKA SHIBA" "DIRECTOR SEIKA SHIBA They were both sent to fight in China." "They were both sent to fight in China." "DIRECTOR SADAO YAMANAKA" "DIRECTOR SADAO YAMANAKA Yamanaka died in service in 1938." "Yamanaka died in service in 1938." "CHUSHINGURA (1938)" "CO-DIRECTORS:" "M. MAKINO T. IKEDA" "In 1938, Bantsuma played Kuranosuke Oishi... in Nikkatsu's all-star film." "Oishi's on his way to Azuma." "Real Sakon Tachibana who Oishi uses as cover appears." "CHIEZO KATAOKA AS SAKON TACHIBANA" "BANTSUMA AS KURANOSUKE OISHI" ""Pleased to meet you."" ""May I have your name?"" ""I serve the Kujo Family."" ""Sakon Tachibana."" ""And you?"" ""I serve the Kujo Family."" ""Sakon Tachibana."" ""Shut up!" "Imposter!"" ""I am him."" ""The one and only Sakon Tachibana!"" ""You must have..."" ""a bad intent."" ""Using my name." "Imposter!"" ""Shut up!"" ""Claiming to serve the Kujo Family."" ""What a daring act!"" ""I am the real Sakon Tachibana."" ""Don't lie to me!"" ""Amazing." "One foxy trickster you are."" ""Unforgivable sin!"" ""Give me your real name!"" ""I'm the real Sakon!"" ""No!" "I'm the one and only!"" ""Let me then ask you."" ""On Kujo Family's secret mission, which route..."" ""have you taken to Azuma?"" ""Leaving Kyoto,"" ""I took Tokaido east,"" ""passed through Osaka."" ""All in all, spent 45 days to..."" ""arrive here at Mishima."" ""And the route you took?"" ""I came on Nakasendo."" ""That proves you're an imposter!"" ""What makes you say so?" "!"" ""From Nakasendo to Edo, taking Shinshuji east,"" ""passing over Usui into Edo is normal!"" ""I had a reason to take right at Shinshu Suwa and..."" ""visit Koshu Nirazaki, Kajikasawa, Mt." "Minobu..."" ""then down on Tokaido."" ""That sounds logical enough."" ""In that case, present me a proof that you..."" ""serve the Kujo Family."" ""You think I don't have one?"" ""Traveler's ID issued by the honorable Kujo Family."" ""A fake ID."" ""A what?" "Fake!"" ""Show me yours."" ""It is an honor..."" ""that the Kujo Family bestowed me this traveler's ID."" ""Handle with respect."" "(Seal of the Asano Clan, Oishi's late master)" ""This indeed is the real ID."" ""You who carry this ID..."" ""must be the real Sir Sakon Tachibana."" ""I ask for your forgiveness."" ""I served the late master of the Asano Clan."" ""Yoshio Kuranosuke Oishi."" ""So you..." "You're Kuranosuke Oishi."" ""Sir Oishi... you are...?"" ""To Azuma with a fake ID..."" ""to pray for the soul of our late master."" ""I beg for your understanding."" ""Sir Oishi, I understand."" ""I will take Koshuji and over Sasago to Azuma."" ""Better not stay." "I'm going now."" ""My fake ID." "Burn it, please."" "Jigoku no Mushi was the first film..." "Bantsuma and I worked together on at Nikkatsu." "We were eager about this film." "But its content wasn't... a swordfight movie." "We decided to get the company's interest by shooting it quickly." "We negotiated with them to give us 2 weeks to finish it." "People were psyched." "We first used fake beards for the PR posters." "I was asked to wait for 4-5 days... so the actors can grow real beards and not wear fake ones." "That's how serious we were." "But because we got the company's approval by having a low budget, we shot the film around Kyoto, like..." "Mt." "Atago, Kiyotaki and nearby sites." "JIGOKU NO MUSHI (1938) Mt." "Atago, Kiyotaki and nearby sites." "JIGOKU NO MUSHI (1938)" "That was it." "DIRECTOR:" "H. INAGAKI That was it." "DIRECTOR:" "H. INAGAKI" "The film gave us a good surprise." "At the private screening, Bantsuma... got really excited and grabbed my hands... saying, "We made a masterpiece!"" "But the censors said... it was a real decadent film and... didn't contribute to the national interest at all." "TSUCHIYU HOT SPRINGS, FUKUSHIMA PREF." "Didn't contribute to the national interest at all." "Didn't contribute to the national interest at all." "And so it was suspended by the censors." "The company was desperate." "JIGOKU NO MUSHI (1979) LOCATION STAFF FOR FILM REMAKE The company was desperate." "JIGOKU NO MUSHI (1979) LOCATION STAFF FOR FILM REMAKE" "JIGOKU NO MUSHI (1979) LOCATION STAFF FOR FILM REMAKE They wanted it screened." "Told us to revise it." "They wanted it screened." "Told us to revise it." "When we weren't fully up to taking the company's proposal, Bantsuma... tapped my shoulder and said, "We did our best."" ""We saw a masterpiece ourselves."" ""That's enough."" ""People unable to see this..."" ""is not our responsibility." "It's out of our power."" "I was really touched by his words." "So we took the company's revision proposal." "As you know, Bantsuma had his... own style of speaking and dialogues." "Well, that's Bantsuma so you can't change that, but... if you don't change it," "it's hard for him to become the character in the films." "When we shot Edo Saigo no Hi," "I mimicked Kenji Susukida and showed him." "He liked it and tries, but..." "Bantsuma comes out." "So we tried Kanemon Nakamura." "At the time his dialogues were known as a "machinegun."" "It was that fast." "We did this kind of practice about 7-8 times." "Big fan of Bantsuma in Kageboshi, Kenichi Adachi... was sent to fight in China." "Shogun to Sanbo to Hei was made based on a battle he was in." "Not seen Bantsuma's film in a while, he wrote:" ""I was amazed."" ""My Bantsuma was a general, one with no words."" ""Chief and his men argue before him."" ""He sits there as if asleep,"" ""eyes half open or with a smirk."" ""He hits the floor with his sword." "A decision is made."" "SHOGUN TO SANBO TO hel (1942) "He hits the floor with his sword." "A decision is made."" "SHOGUN TO SANBO TO hel (1942)" "SHOGUN TO SANBO TO hel (1942) "On the map appears a line of soldiers."" ""On the map appears a line of soldiers."" "DIRECTOR:" "T. TAGUCHI "On the map appears a line of soldiers."" ""Soil dust." "Vast plain."" ""Weed-like trees."" ""Very heart crushing."" ""Soldiers seemed brave in close-up shots."" ""But not in the long-shots."" ""They seemed depressed."" ""This scene grabbed my heart."" ""I saw myself in that line with heavy baggage and a gun."" ""Bantsuma's general didn't settle well with me."" ""'That's no general!"'" ""But my anger was due to..."" ""he who played a sick ronin, a wandering gangster..."" ""or a dying samurai..."" ""suddenly appearing with a golden epaulet."" ""I saw him again during the war."" ""I liked this one:" "Muhomatsu no Issho."" "Made in 1943, it is about a poor rickshaw man." "MUHOMATSU NO ISSHO (1943) Made in 1943, it is about a poor rickshaw man." "MUHOMATSU NO ISSHO (1943)" "MUHOMATSU NO ISSHO (1943) Not a role commonly accepted by a big name star." "Not a role commonly accepted by a big name star." "KEIKO SONOI (DIES IN HIROSHIMA FROM A-BOMB)" "YASUSHI NAGATA" ""Sir, another cup."" ""Not yet!" "You're not done yet."" ""I will do it."" ""I will, but..."" ""with your wife here, it's hard for me."" ""So you don't like me." "I'll leave you two alone."" ""Toshio asleep?"" ""Yes, fast asleep."" ""I see."" ""Tomishima..." "Matsu boy."" ""Drink up!"" ""I don't know why, but I like you."" ""I drank a bit too much?"" ""It's chilly." "Close the windows."" ""They're closed."" ""I see."" ""Matsu boy, I'm lying down."" ""Oh, sure."" ""Dear, not feeling well?"" ""It's cold in here."" ""Feeling cold on such a warm night..."" ""Oh!" "You have a fever."" ""It can't be."" ""A thermometer."" ""It's from training in the rain."" ""Tell doctor high fever."" ""I'll drag him."" ""A block of ice, too."" ""Need a bucket?"" ""Nah, I'll use ropes."" ""See you."" ""Thank you."" ""This must be a dream."" ""A man like him dying so young, a scum like me still alive."" ""Mr. Matsugoro,"" ""please don't."" ""I'm not going to talk about the lost."" ""I'm going to live for..."" "HIROYUKI NAGATO "I'm going to live for..."" "HIROYUKI NAGATO" "HIROYUKI NAGATO "my boy."" "HIROYUKI NAGATO" ""My only boy."" ""Yes, indeed." "You must."" ""But he's not as strong as his father."" ""Physically or mentally."" ""Ma'am, he's only a boy."" ""He'll grow up fine." "Don't worry."" ""Really?"" ""I, a woman, can make him strong?"" ""Why of course!"" ""If I had more academic knowledge,"" ""I could be of some help, but..."" ""only a rickshaw man."" ""How shameful."" ""Don't be."" ""I beg you."" ""Please train him when you can."" ""I'll do anything I can, but..."" ""A big role, isn't this?"" "Muhomatsu had a lot of problem... in terms of who to cast as the lead role." "When I was offered Muhomatsu," "I had already set my heart to cast Bantsuma as the lead role." "So I rejected the company proposal and others." "All of them." "It had to be him." "But Bantsuma..." "It came down to... whether he would be interested or not." "First he turned down our offer." "I asked him again." "Then he asks, "Will you bet your life on this film?"" "As I've been hoping to do so, I said..." ""Yes I will!"" "He then grabbed my hand and said," ""If you will, I will too."" "We were prepared to... leave the film industry if the film failed." "I heard that Bantsuma's lifestyle changed after that." "Father usually stayed in his study." "Took meals there too." "Sitting straight, with Mother by his side." "Coming home one day, I saw... him munching on dried fish in the kitchen." "Think it's called a "one-cup sake"?" "Him drinking it and all struck me as strange." "He was working on his character." "I personally was very excited to hear this." "Muhomatsu was one of his best works." "Japan soon lost the war." "People were lost too." "US Army restricted jidaigeki as a hotbed of feudalism." "Jidaigeki stars formed troupes and went on tours." "Bantsuma did jidaigeki and contemporary films." "Perfected his skills by developing..." "KITSUNE NO KURETA AKANBO (1945) Perfected his skills by developing... a truly humanistic role in the lowest social ranks." "DIRECTOR:" "S. MARUNE a truly humanistic role in the lowest social ranks." "A truly humanistic role in the lowest social ranks." "OUSHOU (1948)" "DIRECTOR:" "D. ITO" ""Daddy!"" ""Come, quick!" "Look!" "A prize!"" ""A prize!" "A prize!"" ""Mommy!" "Daddy's back!"" "MASAO MISHIMA" ""Shin!" "Sorry I'm late."" ""It's so hot!"" ""Idiot!"" ""My best outfit!" "Get out of it!"" ""Oh, right!"" ""You kept it?"" ""Bought back with my shogi match winning."" ""Go apologize to Koharu!"" ""She's going to leave you!"" ""What?" "!"" "MITSUKO MITO" ""I'm sorry."" ""You see..." "I..." "Well..."" ""Uncle Shin...!"" ""Shin, my man."" ""Come here!"" ""What is it?"" ""Shin, now!"" ""What do you want?"" ""Look."" ""I'm so sleepy."" ""My move at Tenmangu." "Look!"" ""I'm impressed." "That's one complicated move."" ""Right, Shin?"" ""First it was like this."" ""These were here."" ""Shin, I then took..."" ""my Bishop here."" ""Yeah, I see." "And?"" ""Well, then..."" ""He moved his Pawn here."" ""That's a professional's move."" ""Of course!"" ""Rising shogi player, Master Sekine."" ""So Shin..."" ""Wait a second..."" ""So hungry my insides hurt."" ""Got some ramen noodles left."" ""I see." "And?"" ""Shin, listen."" ""I took his Silver General there."" ""He used his Gold General."" ""So I moved there."" ""Impressive!"" ""And that's it."" ""They say I lost!"" ""Lost?" "!" "You're still...?" "!"" ""Shin..."" ""I'm pissed!" "Listen carefully."" ""Why do you say I lose?"" ""Seem like a stalemate,"" ""but few more moves, and I'm certain I can win."" ""Yet why do you say I lose?" "Why?" "!"" ""I don't get it."" ""An amateur like you might not know."" ""It's called 'repetition of moves."'" ""If neither of you can move, the one who made the move loses."" ""It's the rule."" ""RULE?" "R-U-L-E?" "!" "Rule you say?"" "OSAMU TAKIZAWA" ""Rule... rule..."" ""Fine." "I see." "Sure, it's fine..."" ""But you're of the 7th rank."" ""I'm an amateur."" ""Master Sekine unable to move and..."" ""wins because of the r-rule..."" ""You can't be too proud of that!"" ""Fine." "I lose today."" ""But I'll become a professional starting today."" ""I demand a revenge match."" ""You better remember!"" ""Well said." "Well said indeed!"" ""Shin, I'll take life more seriously."" ""I won't slack off and work hard."" ""Won't make my wife and kids go hungry."" ""But devote myself to shogi too."" ""That loser Sekine!"" ""I'll show him!"" "DIRECTOR DAISUKE ITO" "DIRECTOR DAISUKE ITO Many people played Sankichi." "Many people played Sankichi." "What was so special about Bantsuma's performance?" "He was big." "As in scale?" "He was just big... as a person and in performance." "Had a wide range too." "Not only depth." "He was convinced that he's Sankichi." "That just shows, so was easy on my part." "He was full of spirit." "Didn't have to tell him... what to do for him to portray Sankichi better." "He was big." "Really big." "Some actors think they're all that." "Bantsuma wasn't too proud or too modest." "He was himself." "Only Bantsuma could pull that off." "Maybe Okochi too." "Easy to work with as a director." "But he needed to be happy with... his performance above anything to act." "Our family sometimes... went to Amanohashidate on the Japan Sea for a swim." "My father and brothers got all excited." "He's a good father to them I've never seen." "TAMURA FAMILY'S PRIVATE FILM He's a good father to them I've never seen." "TAMURA FAMILY'S PRIVATE FILM" "TAMURA FAMILY'S PRIVATE FILM I just stared at them from the side." "I just stared at them from the side." "I used to look at them enviously." "1st SON:" "TAKAHIRO I used to look at them enviously." "I used to look at them enviously." "With my brothers... 2nd SON:" "TOSHIMA With my brothers..." "With my brothers... he was very affectionate." "3rd SON:" "MASAKAZU he was very affectionate." "3rd SON:" "MASAKAZU 3rd SON:" "MASAKAZU Well-rounded, good father." "Well-rounded, good father." "He got more excited than my brothers." "He'd jump into the water, made weird poses and faces, like a kid." "When Takahiro took his jr." "High entrance exam..." "For both my parents and I, we'd never been... tested to get into a school or anything before." "So we were restless." "Father had a flea's heart for... matters like this." "No one went to see if I got into the school or not." "I was scared too." "So we were all home." "Our house was small." "Father was upstairs, and... we heard the floorboards creaking." "Probably he was like a bear at a zoo..." "WIFE:" "SHIZUKO Probably he was like a bear at a zoo..." "WIFE:" "SHIZUKO" "WIFE:" "SHIZUKO walking back and forth restlessly." "Walking back and forth restlessly." "But my teacher at the time had kindly gone to check the result and... came to our place to tell us." "My father came rolling down the stairs and... as if in jidaigeki, sat in front of my teacher, rubbed his forehead and hands on the floor and said," ""Thank you."" "When I got into jr." "High school," "I was to give a speech as a class representative." "My first time to speak before a crowd." "Father was delighted but worried too." "Our house stood behind a temple, so early in the morning... he'd take me into the foggy forest." "He'd disappear into the fog and shout," ""Begin!"" "I start reading my speech, but because my voice was weak... it doesn't reach him." "He yells, "Hurry up!"" "I am, but he can't hear me." "We did this a few days and... got to a decent level." "Day of my speech came." "The school is now called Yamashiro High School." "The school campus is surrounded with trifoliate orange trees." "My father stood outside." "I don't know how he felt, but..." "I'm told that he was watching with sweat running down his back." "What was young Bantsuma like?" "He was very attractive for sure." "Easygoing." "He took great care of us." "It's hard for me to say if he was good natured or not." "A very down-to-earth person." "He was friendly, but goofy at times." "In short, a good person." "YABURE-DAIKO (1949) In short, a good person." "YABURE-DAIKO (1949)" "YABURE-DAIKO (1949) Some people say that..." "Some people say that..." "DIRECTOR:" "K. KINOSHITA Some people say that..." "DIRECTOR:" "K. KINOSHITA" "DIRECTOR:" "K. KINOSHITA Bantsuma's true nature can be seen in..." "Bantsuma's true nature can be seen in..." "Director Kinoshita's Yabure-daiko." "The lead role Gunpei Tsuda is a... tyrannical man feared by his family." "Many thought Bantsuma must be like that in person too." "The total opposite." "He's quiet at home." "He thought a lot about us kids, our family." "Another film, his posthumous work," "ABARE-JISHI (1953) Another film, his posthumous work," "ABARE-JISHI (1953)" "DIRECTOR:" "T. OSONE" "DIRECTOR:" "T. OSONE Abare-jishi." "Abare-jishi." "He plays the father of Kaishu Katsu." "He does anything for his kid." "Where he won't be seen, him and his wife worry about their son." "I think my father was just like that character." "ISUZU YAMADA" ""May I?"" ""Yes?"" ""Please teach me."" ""You do not get married for the sake of others."" ""Work with Rintaro and flourish the Katsu family even more, please."" ""Bride next to the groom."" ""Side-by-side."" ""You silly." "You don't know who to bother."" ""Here, you dance too!"" "ON JULY 7, 1953 BANTSUMA..." "DIED OF CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE WHILE FILMING ABARE-JISHI." "HE WAS 51 YEARS OLD." "NISONIN, KYOTO" "In his last days, he lived in fear of hypertension." "But Bantsuma lives in the minds of his fans... with a tough body and a noble soul." "He was a true man." "THE END"

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"I talked to the president of Panama about their money laundering," "Mr Noriega was there, but there was no evidence," "When the evidence was there, we indicted him," "I've been watching you," "Come closer," "Closer," "28 days, six hours," "42 minutes," "12 seconds," "That is when the world will end." "Why?" "Son?" "Donnie Darko?" "Donnie Darko?" "What the heck's going on here?" " Who is it?" " It's Eddie Darko's kid." "He's just a neighbourhood kid." "Guess he was sleep-golfing?" "Watch out for that drool spot!" "Are you all right, son?" "So let's stay off the links at night, Ok?" "I'm sorry, Dr Fisher." "It..." "It won't happen again." " Kids..." " Let's golf." " No one's allowed." " This is my house." " I said..." " This is my house!" "Wait a minute." " Here's your brother." " It fell in your room." "Ms Darko?" "I'm Bob Garland." "I'm with the FAA." " The what?" " I'm with the FAA." "May we speak privately?" " In private?" " Please." " And here..." " Ok." "All right, we have arranged a hotel." "Get some sleep and we'll take care of this." " Great." " Thank you." "Kids, come on." "We're going to a hotel." "They don't know where it came from." " Where's Pop?" " He's still at work," "If it fell from the plane..." "what happened to the plane?" "They don't know, Samantha." "Can't we make money from this?" "Can't we sue the airline?" "Shut up, Sam." "Why do I have to sleep with Donnie?" "He stinks." "When you fall asleep tonight," " I'm gonna fart in your face." " I'm telling Mom!" "Samantha, don't go over there." "Frankie Feedler." "You remember." "From high school." "He died." "Remember?" "On his way to the prom." "They said he was doomed." "Jesus." "They could be saying the same thing about Donnie." "Our Donnie." "But he dodged it." "He dodged his photograph." "Somebody was watching over him." "Mrs Farmer will bring you home after practice." "Bye, honey." "Donnie... good luck." " Oh, my God!" "Tell me everything." " I'm not allowed to talk about it." " Oh, my God!" " Hi, Cherita." " Shut up!" " Darko cheats death!" "Huh?" "You're a celebrity!" "I called you a jillion times." "Where you been?" " At a hotel." " Dad saw you at the golf course." " You sleepwalking again, buddy?" " I don't want to talk about it." "Now that you're famous, have a smoke." "What happens if you tell Mom and Dad, Sam?" " You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal." " Goddamn right, I will." " So grody." " Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?" " Shut up!" " "Shut up!"" "Go back to China, bitch!" "Just leave her alone." " That's some good shit, huh?" " It's a fucking cigarette." ""There would be headlines in the papers." ""The grown-up gangs who ran the betting at the wrestling and the barrow-boys "would hear with respect of how Old Misery's house had been destroyed." ""It was as though this plan had been with him all his life, pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year, crystallised with the pain of puberty."" "What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage?" "Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?" " Joanie?" " They wanted to rob him." "If you had actually read the short story, which was a whopping 13 pages, you'd know that the children find a great deal of money in the mattress, but burn it." "Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction, you can give us your opinion." "They say it when they flood the house, when they tear it to shreds, that destruction is a form of creation, so burning the money is ironic." "They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart." "They want to change things." " May we help you?" " Yeah, I just registered." " They put me in the wrong class." " You look like you belong here." "Um..." "Where do I sit?" "Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest." "Quiet!" "Let her choose." "Joanie, get up." "What people don't understand is that Dukakis does not have the financial infrastructure," "Well, the construction guys say it will take about a week to fix the roof." "Airline better not fuck us on the shingle match." " They still don't know?" " Know what?" " Where it came from?" " Oh, no." "They can't tell us." "Something about a matching serial number that got burned." "I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it." "So we can't tell anyone what nobody knows?" "Yeah." "But you tell..." "What's your doctor's name?" " Dr Thurman, Dad." " Yes." "Tell Dr Thurman whatever you want." " Dad." " What?" " Dad!" " Oh...!" "What's that woman doing in the middle of the damn road?" "!" "No mail today." "Maybe tomorrow." "What did she say to you?" " I made a new friend." " Real or imaginary?" " Imaginary." " Would you like to talk about this friend?" " Frank." " Frank." " What did he say?" " He said to follow him." " Follow him?" "Where?" " Into the future." "And then what happens?" "And then he said... then he said that the world was coming to an end." "Do you think the world is coming to an end?" "No." "That's stupid." "For my entire life I was a victim of my own fear." "Love," "I was feeding fear with food." "Fear," "Finally, I looked in the mirror" "Not just in the mirror, I looked THROUGH the mirror," "In that image, I saw my ego reflection," "For two years, I thought it was normal for a 10-year-old to wet the bed," "Shh!" "Quiet!" "But the solution was there all the time," "I'm not afraid any more!" "All over America, people have come together to join hands," "People who believe that human life is absolutely too important, too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear," "Pay close attention, You could miss something." "Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear"." ""...and the prince was led into a world of strange and beautiful magic."" "Wow." ""The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko." " Give it back!" " "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..."" " You wrinkled it." " It's not wrinkled, Sam." "It's 7.45." "The bus should've been here 20 minutes ago." "Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked it." "There's this rule - at 7.45, we get to go home." "There's no rule." "Cherita, you should... go home." "Yeah, if you're here when the bus comes, we'll get in trouble." " Shut up!" " "Shut up!"" "Hey, Porky Pig..." "I hope you get molested." "Hey!" "Hey!" "I can't believe this!" "School's closed today because it's flooded." " No way!" " Yeah." "Holy shit!" "That's the best news ever!" "My God, is this ever going to stop?" "Eventually, yes." "But right now, I got 12 classrooms full of water." "All coming from a busted water main." " What else?" " What else?" "Principal Cole, I'll show you what else." "That's unbelievable." "That's solid bronze, isn't it?" " Yep." " How did this happen?" "I heard a cat burglar trashed everything and the Mongrel got his head cut off." " Hah!" " True!" "Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded and they found faeces everywhere." " What are faeces?" " Baby mice." "Hey." "Has anyone ever told you that you're sexy?" "I like your boobs." "Hey." "Hey." "School's cancelled." "Do you want to walk me home?" "Sure." " Don't look so freaked." " I'm not." "Check your backpack." "Those guys steal shit." "Fuck 'em!" " So, why'd you move here?" " My parents got a divorce." "My mom got a restraining order against my stepdad." "He has emotional problems." "I have those, too." "What kind does he have?" "He stabbed my mom four times in the chest." "Oh." "Did he go to jail?" "No, he fled." "They still can't find him." "Mom and I had to change our names." "I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool." "I was in jail once." "I mean..." "I burned down this house." "It was abandoned, but I got held back in school and I can't drive till I'm 21." "But I'm over all of that." "I'm... painting and stuff." "Writing." "I want to be a writer." "Maybe a painter." "Maybe both..." "I'll write a book and draw the pictures." "Then maybe people will understand me." "I don't know, change things." "Donnie Darko - what the hell kind of name is that?" "It's like a superhero or something." "What makes you think I'm not?" "I should go." "For physics, Monnitoff is having me write this essay - the greatest invention ever to benefit mankind." "It's Monnitoff." "But that's easy." "Antiseptics." "Like, the whole sanitation thing." "Joseph Lister, 1895." "Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine." "You mean soap?" "Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today." "Why is that?" "We'd never have had this conversation." "You're weird." "Sorry." "No, that was a compliment." "Well, look, uh..." "You want to go with me?" " Where do you want to go?" " No, I mean, like, "go" with me." " You know, like "going together"." " Sure." "Ok." "Where are you going?" "I'm going home." "Stupid..." ""Where are you going?"" "I'd like to try something new." "Have you ever been hypnotised?" "No." "When I clap twice, you will wake up." "Do you understand?" " Yes." " So, tell me about your week." "I met a girl." "What is her name?" "Gretchen." "We're going together now." "Do you still think about girls a lot?" "Yeah." " How are things going at school?" " I think about girls a lot." "I asked you about school, Donnie." "I think about fucking a lot during school." "What else do you think about during school?" ""Married With Children"." " You think about your family?" " I just turn down the volume and think about fucking Christina Applegate." "I asked you about your family." "No." "I don't think about fucking my family." "That's gross." "I'd like to hear about your friend Frank." "Sam Bylan." "Cherita Chen." "Donald Darko." "Daye Dennis." "Hey, you fuck!" "Did you say I flooded the school?" " I didn't say shit." " Yeah, well, they think I did it." "If you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about, right?" "Fuck you!" "You know what I think?" "I think you did it." "Beer and pussy - that's all I need." " We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette." " Smurfette?" "Mm-hm." "Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick." "Like, this cute little blonde that'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does." "Smurfette doesn't fuck." "That's bullshit." "Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?" "Because the other Smurfs were getting too horny." "Not vanity." "I heard he was a homosexual." "Then she fucks them while vanity watches." "What about Papa Smurf?" "He must get some action?" "What he does, he films the gang-bang." "Later on, he beats off to the tape." "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette." "Gargamel did." "She was sent as Gargamel's evil spy to destroy the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs transformed her." "And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen!" "Smurfs are asexual." "They don't even have reproductive organs under those little pants." "That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf." "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" "Donnie, why you gotta get smart on us?" "Grandma Death." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "Stay off the road, Miss Sparrow, or I will call Social Services." "I hate that Miss Farmer." "She's such a fucking bitch!" "Yeah." " How old is Grandma Death?" " 101." "She does the same thing every day." "Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox." "Nothing ever in there." "Oh, wait, wait, wait..." "She's going back to the box." "We may still have mail." " Mail, mail, mail." " Here it is." "This could be it." "Oh...?" "Oh, no dice, Grandma." "Sorry." "Someone ought to write that bitch." "Authorities continued their search for a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism." "The private school has asked for donations to restore its beloved mascot, known only as the Mongrel..." "It's very helpful." "There's a good turnout tonight." "What are you trying to accomplish here?" "There was urine and faeces flooded in my office." "Whatever fits." ""Whatever fits"?" "In cooperation with the county police, we have begun an active investigation into the cause of the flooding." "And our suspects include several of our own students..." "I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children." "Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait..." "Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher, but I am also a parent of a Middlesex child." "Therefore I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge." "Don't worry, you got away with it." "I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors"." "This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment." "In this story, several children destroy an elderly mars house from inside out." "How can you do that?" "And how do they do this?" "They flood the house by breaking through a water main." "I can do anything I want." "And so can you." "And I think that this garbage should be removed!" "Excuse me." "What is the real issue here?" "The PTA doesn't ban books." "The PTA must acknowledge that pornography is being taught in our curriculum!" " It's meant to be ironic." " Excuse me." "Go back to grad school." "Why did you make me flood the school?" "They are in great danger." "Do you even know who Graham Greene is?" "I think we have all seen "Bonanza"." "Well, um... while we are on other topics..." "Where do you come from?" "Do you believe in time travel?" "Who are you talking to?" "I was just taking my pills, Sam." "A storm is coming, Frank says." "A storm that will swallow the children," "And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain." "I'll deliver them back to their doorsteps, send the monsters back to the underground." "I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them." "Except for me." "Because I am Donnie Darko." "Who is Frank?" "A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit." "In these modern times, our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile." "I have had a Cunning Vision, This vision has released me." "It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated, so that we can breathe again." "It's time to breathe." "It is time to breathe." "Thank you, Jim Cunningham." "Thank you, Jim Cunningham." "So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One," "Please press stop now." "As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes." "Fear and love." "Fear is in the negative energy spectrum." " Love is in the positive energy spectrum." " No, duh (!" ")" "Excuse me?" ""No, duh" is a product of fear." "Now, on each card is a character dilemma which applies to the lifeline." "Please..." "Take this." "Thank you." "Please read each character dilemma aloud and place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place." "Cherita?" ""Juanita has an important math test today." ""She's known about the test for several weeks, but has not studied." ""In order to keep from failing," "Juanita decides to cheat on the math test."" "Good." "Good." "Very good." "Mr Darko." ""Ling Ling finds a wallet filled with money." ""She takes it to the address on the driver's licence but keeps the money."" "I'm sorry, Miss Farmer." "I don't get this." "Just place an "X' in the appropriate place." "I know what to do, but you can't lump things into two categories." "The lifeline is divided that way." "Well, life isn't that simple." "I mean..." "Who cares if Ling Ling keeps the money?" "It has nothing to do with fear or love." "They are the deepest human emotions." "Ok." "But you're not listening to me." "There are other things to take into account, the whole spectrum of human emotion." "You can't just lump everything into two categories and deny everything else!" "If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero." "Donald, let me preface this by saying that your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating." "So..." "Let's go over this again." "What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer?" "I'll tell you." "He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!" "Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values..." "Kitty..." "Excuse us, please." "They've suspended him from after- school activities for six months." "Since this jet engine fiasco, I don't know what's gotten into..." "I'll say this because our daughters are on the dance team together and I respect you, but after witnessing your sors behaviour," "I have significant doubts about your..." "Our paths through life must be righteous." "Go home and look in the mirror and pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear." "Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer?" "Yeah." "Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today." "And then my parents just bought him all this new shit." "Yeah, I know." "I wish a jet engine would fall on my room." " Dr Monnitoff." " Donnie." "I know this is gonna sound kind of weird, but do you know anything about... time travel?" "A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, which is theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man." "So, according to Hawking, a wormhole may be able to provide a short cut for jumping between two distant regions of space-time." "So to travel back in time, you have to have a spaceship faster than the speed of light." " Theoretically." " And be able to find a wormhole." "The basic principles of time travel are there." "Your vessel and portal." "Your vessel can be anything." " Like a DeLorean?" " Metal craft of any kind." "You know, I love that movie." "It's so..." "like, futuristic, you know?" "Listen, um... don't tell anybody that I gave you this." "Woman who wrote this used to teach here." "She was a nun long before that." "Then overnight she became this entirely different person." "She up and left the church, wrote this book..." "She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex." ""The Philosophy of Time Travel"." "Roberta Sparrow?" "That's right." "Roberta Sparrow?" "Roberta Sparrow." "Grandma Death." "It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel"." " What does philosophy have to do with it?" " Guess who wrote it." "Who?" "Roberta Sparrow." "Huh!" "She wrote a book." " Grandma Death wrote a book." " That's a terrible nickname." "We almost ran her down the other day." "She lives in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded." " You're right." " She was known for her gem collection." "Kids used to go up there all the time and try to steal stuff from her." "She became a total recluse." "I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down." "She was just standing in the road, frozen." "I walked over to see if she was OK." "And she whispered in my ear." " What did she say?" " I think Frank wants me to talk to her." "He asked if I knew about time travel." "She wrote a book about it, so that can't be a coincidence, right?" "What did she say to you?" "She said that every living creature on earth dies alone." "How did that make you feel?" "It reminded me of my dog Callie." "She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... the porch." "To die." "To be alone." "Do you feel alone right now?" "I don't know..." "I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just..." "I've just never seen any proof, so I just don't debate it any more." "I could spend my whole life debating it over and over and still wouldn't have proof, so I just don't debate it any more." "It's absurd." "The search for God is absurd?" "It is if everyone dies alone." "Does that scare you?" "I don't want to be alone." "And his tapes have made me realise that for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear." "Fear." "You have got to meet this Jim Cunningham." "I can't believe he's single." "It has been a disappointing night for these Super Bowl champions." "You're right, Dan, Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines." "He's gotta be thinking, "What happened?" "What went wrong tonight?"" " And here's the kick," " Oh!" "It's no good..." " Shit, we need a quarterback." " We need a miracle." "We need to go for a safety." "What the future holds for this MVP, we'll have to wait and see." "You guys want anything?" "This week on "Who's The Boss?" Samantha borrows Tony's van and gets caught without a licence." "Better make sure we don't miss that one." "Here we are again, Fourth down now..." "Tomorrow, we meet our partners for the Young Inventors' Fair." "What if you could go back in time and take those hours of pain and replace them with something better?" " Like images?" " Yeah, a Hawaiian sunset or the Grand Canyon." "Things that remind you how beautiful..." "We've been going together for two weeks." "Yeah?" "Well, I er..." "I..." "You want to kiss me?" " I'm sorry, I..." " Look, Donnie, wait." "I just..." " Well, I like you a lot." " I just want it to be at a time when... it..." " When what?" " When it reminds me just..." "When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?" "Yeah." "And there's some fat guy staring at us." "I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus is something that should go without consequence." "I think we should buy him a moped." "I think we should get a divorce." " You won't tell Mom, will you?" " Why would I?" " You tell Mom everything." " No, I don't." " Let me see it." " No, it's not finished." "It's..." "Ok." "It's cool." "That's scary." "You think?" "Thank you for seeing us at such late notice." "We both felt we should come and discuss..." "What I think is going on with your son." "Yes." "Um..." "Well, he's er..." "You know about his past, and he was suspended from school for insulting his gym teacher." "I'm not sure that's a good example." "I think he had just cause." "Rose, let me lay out what I believe is happening here." "Donnie's aggressive behaviour... his increased detachment from reality," "seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world that he perceives to be threatening." "Has he ever told you about Frank?" "Frank?" "Yes, the giant bunny rabbit." "The what?" "I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit." "Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination." "This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics." " What can we do?" " I would like to do more hypnotherapy and increase his medication." "Whatever will help him, really, is..." "That's why we're here." "We just would like him to experience some relief." "So if you think that more medication will do that, then I think we should give it a try." "It's complicated." "Yeah?" "There's like a force in your brain that just sends you someplace." "Do you go someplace familiar?" "No, but each time I keep waking up farther from my house." "Scary." "Donnie Darko." "I know." " Good morning, you mongrels!" " Good morning." "Is that all you can muster?" "Good morning!" " Good morning!" " Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better." "But I still sense some students who are actually afraid to say "good morning"." "Good morning!" "Yeah, that's what I like to hear!" "Too many young men and women today are completely paralysed by their fears." "They surrender their bodies to the temptation and destruction of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex." "Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today." "It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear, a young man searching for love in all the wrong places." "His name was Frank." " We're moving through time." " What?" "Hi." "My stepsister, like," "I sometimes worry that she eats too much." " Shut up, Kim!" " I'm just trying to help." "Oh, sweetheart, please!" "There's no reason to be embarrassed here." "Many times we eat because we are afraid to face our ego reflection." "We find ourselves looking at the mirror, rather than into and through the mirror." "When we do that, we can finally see how beautiful we are." " Thanks!" " Sure." "Come up here." "Don't be afraid." "Er, how can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up?" "Oh!" "That's a hard one." "Well, look deep inside of yourself, deep within your heart, and find what makes you feel love, pure, unconditional love and go to that." "In your studies, in your athletics, in your relationships, go towards love." " Thank you." " Come on up." "Next." " How do I learn how to fight?" " "How do I learn how to fight?"" "Son, violence is a product of fear." "Learn to truly love yourself " "TRULY love yourself - and the world will be yours." " Ok." " Get yourself up here!" "All right!" " Good morning." " Good morning!" "Um..." "How much are they paying you to be here?" "Er..." "Excuse me?" " What's your name, son?" " Gerald." "Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid." "Do you want us to buy your book?" "Because that was the worst advice ever." "See how sad this is?" "Want your sister to lose weight?" "Tell her to stop eating Twinkies and play field hockey." "No one knows what they want to be." "It takes time to find that out." "Right, Jim?" "And you..." "Yeah, you." "Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet?" "Well, lift some weights or take a karate lesson, and next time kick him in the balls." "Son..." "See this?" "This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example." " Prisoner." " Do you see the fear, people?" "This boy is scared to death." "Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you're a very troubled and confused young man." "You are searching in all the wrong places." "You're right, actually." "I am pretty troubled and pretty confused." "And I'm afraid, really, really afraid." "Really afraid, but I..." "I..." "I think you're the fucking Antichrist." "It's amazing." "He thinks he's telling the truth." "Everything he says is a fucking lie." "Everything he says!" "Everyone thinks he's so rad." "He's such a fucking chud..." "Are you ok?" "Sit down." "Calm down." "You ever hear of Grandma Death?" "Who?" ""The Philosophy of Time Travel"." "What is this?" "She wrote it." "I'm..." "I'm seeing stuff..." "Like really messed-up stuff." "That book describes stuff I've been seeing, and it can't just be a coincidence." "She must be in." "She never leaves this house." "Maybe she's asleep." "Donnie, look." "Send her a letter." "Each vessel travel along a vector through space-time along its centre of gravity." "Like a spear." " Pardon?" " Like a spear coming out of your chest." "Um..." "Sure." "Yeah." "In order for the vessel to travel through time, it's got to find a portal, a wormhole or..." "Could these portals...?" "Could these portals just appear anywhere, any time?" "I think that's highly unlikely." "No, you're talking about an act of God." "If God controls time, time is pre-decided." "I'm not following you." "Every living thing follows a set path." "And if you could see your path, then you could see the future?" "That's a form of time travel." "Well, you're contradicting yourself." "If we were able to see our destinies manifest themselves visually, then we would be given a choice to betray our destinies." "The mere fact that this choice exists would make all preformed destiny come to an end." "Not if you travel within God's channel." "I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation." " Why?" " I could lose my job." "Ok." "It gives me no pleasure to deny you one of the great writers of the 20th century." "Alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe, so I must obey the rules." "So, anyone seen in this school reading this book will be suspended." "Not to worry." "Someone pre-ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore." "In Mr Greene's absence, we will now be reading another classic -"Watership Down"." "Here, Donnie." "Pass these back." "Maybe you and Frank can read this one together." "Now you know where he lives." "And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus?" "Just like she described, the way they moved and they smelled." "It's like they're workers." "Assigned to each one of us." "They just..." "They're like liquid." "I followed it into my parents' bedroom." "What did you find?" "Nothing." " So we call them IMGs." " Infant Memory Generators." "You buy these glasses for your infant, and they wear them at night when they sleep." "But inside the glasses are these slide photographs." "Each photograph is of something peaceful or beautiful, whatever the parents want." "What effect would it have on an infant?" "Well, nobody remembers their infancy." "Anybody who says they do is lying." "So, this will help develop memory earlier in life." "Yeah." "Did you consider that infants need darkness as part of their natural development?" "No." "Yeah." "What if the parents put in pictures of Satan or dead people?" "Is that what you'd show your kids?" "Er, well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?" "Get out." "Gretchen!" "Gretchen!" "Gretchen." "I'm sorry about those guys." " Two for "Evil Dead", please." " That'll be $2." "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" "Take it off." "What happened to your eye?" "Why do they call you Frank?" "It is the name of my father." "And his father before me." "Frank... whers this going to stop?" "You should already know that." "Watch the movie screen." "There's something I want to show you." "Have you ever seen a portal?" "Burn it to the ground." "Ok." "Now, girls, I want you to concentrate." "Failure is not an option." "And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it." " Ok, Mom." " Hey, you guys, good luck out there." "Now, that was really something." "Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel"." "Now the moment we've all been waiting for." "It is my pleasure to introduce to you Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey," "Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James." "They are Sparkle Motion." "How long was I asleep for?" "Whole movie." "Well, look what the cat dragged in!" "How you doing, Donnie?" "Your little sister was broken-hearted that you missed her big show last night." " Dad?" " Hm?" "I'm crazy." "You're not crazy." "I used to be crazy." "But you're not crazy." " Look, you're my only son..." " I know..." "No, hold it." "I know I'm not the best communicator, but whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny -they will." "But what you gotta understand, son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit." "They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit." "And they're scared of people like you." "Because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them." "You know what you say to people like that?" "Hm?" ""Fuck you."" "The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8,00 last night." "Firefighters discovered what has been referred to as a kiddie porn dungeon," "Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity, was arrested..." " Oh, my God!" "...while at Sarasota Heights Country Club." "Arson has not been ruled out as the cause of the fire," "Now a group of Cunning Vision employees..." "Dad played golf with that guy." "...vehemently denied the alleged link to a child pornography publishing circuit." "In a vicious statement, Connie attacked fire department officials, claiming a mass conspiracy." "I'm sorry, Karen." "This is a progressive school, but we don't feel your methods are appropriate." "What exactly about my methods are inappropriate?" "I am sorry that you have failed." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another appointment." "You can finish out the week." "Fuck!" "Good afternoon." "It's a great pleasure to announce that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team has been invited to perform on "Star Search '88" in Los Angeles." " I know now a terrible thing is coming." " What do you mean?" "The field, the field, it's covered with blood," "Blood?" "Don't be silly." "All right, it's getting dark, We should get back to the burrow." "Back to the burrow?" "It'll come there, it's all around us!" " Stop it, Fiver," " We've got to leave here." "When the other rabbits hear of Fiver's vision, do they believe him?" "Why should we care?" "Because the rabbits are us, Donnie." "Why should I mourn for a rabbit?" "Is the death of one species less tragic than another?" "Of course." "A rabbit's not like us." "It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret." "I'm sorry." "Don't get me wrong, I like rabbits." "They're cute and horny." "If you're cute and horny, you're happy." "You don't know why you're alive." "You just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die." "I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit... who never even feared death to begin with." "You're wrong." "These rabbits are the product of the author's imagination." "He cares for them, so we care for them, otherwise we've just missed the point." "Arert we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling?" "The deus ex machina?" "The god machine?" "That's what saved the rabbits." "No, it was ridiculous." "I'll call you back." " Rose." " Kitty." "I'm sure you've heard the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham." "I know." "Something about a kiddie porn dungeon..." "Oh, please, please!" "Don't use those words!" "It's obviously a conspiracy to destroy an innocent man." "I'm spearheading the Jim Cunningham defence campaign." "Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning." "The girls have to leave for Los Angeles." "As their coach, I was the obvious choice to chaperone them." " But now you can't go." " Yes." "Now, believe me, of all the other mothers," "I would never dream of asking you." "But none of the others are available." "I don't know, Kitty." "It's a bad weekend." "Eddie's in New York." "Rose, I don't know if you realise what an opportunity this is for our daughters!" "This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time." "I made her lead dancer!" "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!" "Elizabeth will be in charge." "She'll drive you to therapy." "And if you need anything, you promise me that you will call Dr Thurman?" "How does it feel to have a wacko for a son?" "It feels wonderful." "Here..." "Sorry!" "Here you are!" " You guys are gonna win." "I know it." " So do I." "Here's the keys." "There's food in the fridge and do not..." "Mom, go." "You're gonna miss your plane." "Mom, I need..." "There's nothing broken in my brain." " I know." " Bye, Donnie." "Ok, go." "Go!" "Hello, Donnie." "It's Friday." "Shouldrt you be off with your friends, scaring old people?" " What's going on?" " I don't know." "That's a good question." "I'm no longer your English teacher." "They fired me." "That's bullshit!" "You're the only good teacher here." "Thank you." "What's "cellar door"?" "This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history," ""cellar door" is the most beautiful." ""Cellar door."" "I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you." "Shut up!" " I want to talk about your past." " No" "I want to talk about you and your parents." "They didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas." "What did you want for Christmas that year?" "Hungry Hungry Hippos." "How did you feel, being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos?" " Regret." " What else makes you feel regret?" " That I did it again." " You did it again?" "I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house." "I only have a few days left before they catch me." "Did Frank tell you to do these things?" "I have to obey him." "He saved my life." "I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone." "And then..." "And then I won't be able to figure out what this is all about." "I won't know his master plan." "Do you mean God's master plan?" "Do you now believe in God?" "I have the power to build a time machine." "How is that possible?" "How is time travel possible, Donnie?" "Time's up, Frank said." " When is this going to happen?" " Soon." "What is going to happen?" " Frank is gonna kill." " Who is he going to kill?" " Who is he going to kill?" " I can see him!" "The sky's gonna open up." "If the sky suddenly opened up, there would be no law, no rule." "There would only be you and your memories, the choices you've made and the people you've touched." "If this world were to end, there would only be you and him and no one else." "You can stop taking your medication." "They're placebos." "Just pills made out of water." "Thank you." "Donnie..." "An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God." "You're an agnostic." "An agnostic is someone... who believes that there is no proof of the existence of God, but does not deny a possibility that God exists." "Goodbye, Dr Thurman." "Hey." "I got in." "I'm going to Harvard." "Hey, we should totally throw a party." "Mom and Dad are gone." "It's Halloween." "We could get away with it." "Ok." "But it has to be small." "We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper." "I stole four beers from my dad." " We got a keg." " Keg beer is for pussies." "Rose, this is Lilian Thurman." "It is important that you call me as soon as you get this message." "Thank you." "You ok?" "Yeah." "My mom's gone." "You want to come in?" "I don't know." "She didn't leave a note and the house was all messed up." "But you're ok." "Did you call the cops?" "Yeah, they said I should leave the house and that I should go to a safe place." "I'm just so scared." "I keep thinking something awful is happening and..." "It's my fucking stepdad, I know it." "I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." " Hey, have you seen Frank?" " No, they went on a beer run." "If you're there, please pick up." "Oh, well, Good news," "The girls got three and a half stars and are in the quarter-finals." "Samantha was amazing, Anyway..." "We're taking the red-eye back tonight and..." " Mom, we've got to leave." " Yeah." "Ok." "We should arrive 8:30 in the morning." "Um..." "I hope everything's..." "I hope everything's all right." "I love you." "Bye." " Come with me." " Where are we going?" " Donnie?" " Look, we gotta go." " We've got to see Grandma Death." " Why?" "About the book?" " No, it's Frank." " Donnie..." "Time is running out!" "We gotta go." "Donnie, nobody's here." "Let's just forget about it." ""Cellar door."" "What?" "Donnie!" "Donnie!" "Donnie!" " Why the fuck are you here?" " Oh, my God!" " You're dead!" " What do we do?" " Shit!" " Leave them alone!" "Don't fucking move!" "Don't fucking move!" "There's a car!" " Get the hell out of here!" " Come on!" "Seth, a car's coming." "Let's go!" "I have a bigger knife now." "Fuck!" "Did you call the fucking cops?" " Deus ex machina." " What did you just say?" " What the fuck did you say?" " Our saviour." "Donnie!" "Frank..." "Is she dead?" "What were you guys doing in the middle of the road?" "!" "Go home!" "Go and tell your parents everything will be ok." "Go!" "The storm is coming." "You must hurry." "I'm going home." "Dear Roberta Sparrow, I've reached the end of your book and there's so many things I need to ask you." "Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me." "Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me this is not a work of fiction." "I can only hope that the answer will come to me in my sleep." "I hope that when the world ends" "I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Horrible accident." "My neighbour... got killed." " What happened?" " Got smushed by a jet engine." "What was his name?" "Donnie." "Donnie Darko." "I feel bad for his family." "Yeah." "Did you know him?" "No."

"Help!" "Anyone!" "Well, what do we have here?" "Hyperion." "My hero." "That is one cute dog." "Your charm alone's not going to destroy the other two robots, Hyperion." "Stay focused on the mission at hand." "There's focus, Nighthawk, and then there's this." "Well done, Zarda, but behold true power." "Ahh!" "Hey, Dr. Spectrum, I got your true power right here." "Thank you." "Go, Squadron!" "All in a day's work for the Squadron Supreme," "Earth's mightiest heroes." "Guess these things didn't get the message they lost." "Hyperion, no!" "Iron Man!" "Of course." "Who did you expect?" "A good guy?" "Fell for the old "trick robot" bit, huh?" "You might be Earth's mightiest heroes, but you're clearly not Earth's smartest." "Do it, Spectrum." " Speed Demon." " On it, boss." "Okay, so my electro-cage has some design flaws." "Uh-oh." "I'll never know why such evil lurks in the hearts of men like the outlaw..." "Tony Stark." "Down with Stark!" "I'll take this as my cue to leave." "I've got him." "Huh?" "Those other villains." "What is this?" "Jarvis, tell me I didn't just lose my mind?" "Unfortunately not, sir." "That was a dimensional anomaly of immeasurable power." "Not good." " Stark saw everything." " He won't remember what it means." "Ever have an itch you just can't scratch?" "I just got one in my brain." "Am I looking at the future?" "Another reality?" "Sir, there's no reality where you'd choose that outlandish color scheme for your armor." "Or work together with those clowns." "Pull up the files on public enemies two through seven." "...brings Iron Man's outstanding warrants to 23." "That puts him at the top of a wanted list that includes notorious hacker, Falcon, master cat burglar, Black Widow," "Thor, lord of crime," "Gangster strongman, Hulk," "Hawkeye, who steals from the rich and gives to himself, and of course, the mysterious Captain, an outlaw still at large." "The real outlaw is whoever told Jameson to grow that mustache." "That scratch your itch, sir?" "Nope." "Maybe it's time to meet some other criminals." "That's your last time in the field." "You can't concentrate." "The reality stone didn't come with instructions." "I'm doing the best I can." "You promised me a world where the Avengers wouldn't exist." "We have the upper hand now." "We're honored, respected." "You both have the imagination of a child." "The Avengers should be gone." "We should be feared, ruling this world, not smiling for the camera." "Stark's seen through the crack in this reality." "We're taking him and the other former Avengers off the grid..." "My way." "Think you're so clever, don't you?" "Okay, you caught me." "Stolen S.H.I.E.L.D. data in my pocket." "I know the routine." "Take me in." "New orders, buddy." "We're not just taking criminals in anymore." ""All right, Hawkeye." "Hands in the air," would have been enough." "All right, Hawkeye." "Hands in the air." "Whoo." "Hey!" "I had this under control." "That's not the way it looked to me, hotshot." "Watch the merchandise." "Seriously, how about a "Thanks for saving my life, pal?"" "Stark?" "What, have I died and gone to pompous jerk land?" "Is that any way to talk to your new partner in crime?" "Clever." "So you sent the message about a weapon that can destroy Hyperion." "Didn't think you could read nor write." "Got the same message." "Here first." "Finder's keepers." "I am always the keeper." "Keep this." "Ah!" "Don't mind me." " A setup." " Pitiful lemmings." "Ha!" "Like shooting fish in a barrel." "Ha!" "He called you a fish." "Prepare to burn." "I take it you won't accept "surrender" as an answer." "That time has passed." "The Squadron's no longer..." "Iron Man." "Go with you?" "Is this another trick?" "Hey, I can always leave you here." "Is that machine supposed to do what you can't?" "There's an upper limit to how much I can manipulate the reality stone." "Once I finish this device, it will cement my control of reality, permanently giving us what we desire..." "The Avengers wiped off the Earth, the planet ours." "Stark." "You're a Squadron of fools." "When I'm done cleaning up Hyperion's mess, I expect results." "Listen, tin guy, this land of misfit villains thing isn't my style." "The powerless one is right." "Powerless?" "Why do you waste our time?" "You ever have an itch you can't scratch?" "Always." "Not that kind of itch." "The kind that tells you something's not right." "I had a crack at Doc Spectrum's stone." "That came out." "Do I really look like that when I smile?" "Remind me to never do that." "So what?" "Spectrum's stone created a mass hallucination." "It did, and we're living in it." "This crack is the truth." "What if we were once a team of villains so strong, the Squadron tried to wipe us from reality?" "You speak madness." "Only one way to find out." "Get that stone from Spectrum." "Who's in?" "You want us to attack the Squadron, because you have a warm and fuzzy feeling we were once teammates?" " Sorry." "I'm out." " I work alone." "Are you joining?" "No way." "Then count me in." "So that's one." "Captain?" "The Captain?" "Ha!" "Good luck with that." "No one's ever seen him." "I bet he doesn't even exist." "Bet he does." "Let's find out." "I just lost about a thousand bets." "A thousand and one." "What's your endgame, Stark?" "You tell me." "What made you save Falcon?" "Some kind of instinct." "Muscle memory." " Like we..." " Worked together before?" "I rest my case." "I've had my suspicions." "In my gut, I feel forced to be something I'm not." "That's why I went off the grid." "Didn't know who to trust." "You wanna do some trust exercises?" "Fall backwards." "I'll catch you." "But you're not seeing the whole picture, Stark." "Zoom in here and filter the audio." "Go Avengers!" "Wait, you think we're the good guys?" "And we're called "The Avengers"?" "The Squadron flipped reality." "My itch is scratched." "You got one of these things at home?" "Never flown it in my life." "How about a warning next time?" "Warning..." "All in one place." "Efficient." "Abandon ship." "I'll go first." "Negative." "We'd be dropping a bomb that would blow up half the city." "And we care why?" "We're all on the most wanted list, but have any of us actually taken a life?" "I'm guessing we're not very good at being bad guys." "It'll destroy you." "Only if this is reality, which it's not." "Right?" "You're betting your life on that?" "I'm betting my life on all of you." "Odin's beard." "Why in the nine realms would Stark sacrifice himself?" "To save innocent people, and he believed we'd all do the same." "Nothing's keeping this thing in the air." "I've got this." "It's possible your actions might have been helpful." "Could have been worse yourself." "So what are we, really?" "A team now?" "Some of you might not believe we're the good guys, but deep down inside, you all know something's wrong here." "Taking down the Squadron isn't only justice." "The fate of the entire world is in our hands." "Tony had faith in us." "Let's put our faith in him." "Avengers assemble." "That does kind of sound familiar." "Stark's out of play?" "Ha!" "The ex-Avengers are done." "No, idiot." "Now, they have something to rally around." "Once the reality device starts processing, it won't matter." "This world is ours." "Squadron, strike." "If this is what the Captain meant by creating a distraction," " I could distract all day." " First to knock it down, wins." "You two are history." "History was my second favorite subject..." "Can you guess the first?" "Hey, pal." "Catch me if you can." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You can't." "Nighthawk, I'm heading to the lab." "Have to protect the reality stone at all costs." "Not a bad break-in." "We should team up." "We already did." "Cap, got a visual on Spectrum." "Following your coordinates." "Bet that isn't his washing machine." "Maybe in this reality, I can lift your sledge." "Look at that." "Love this place." "Don't just stand there." "Move." "Ah!" "Yeah, Squadron!" "This is it, Avengers." "On my signal." "I have a signal for you." "How close are you?" "I need three minutes." "You get one." "The world is turning back." "Look at the shield." "The reality stone's losing its grip." "Want your shield?" "Take it." "Trust exercise." "What happened?" "A new rip in reality?" "Told you if you fell backwards, I'd catch you." "Welcome back." "Finally, it begins." "The stone will allow me to dictate the very nature of the universe." "He's erasing us from reality." "So much for becoming a good guy." "It's over, Avengers." "You will have never existed." "Aw, you remembered our name." "This is our chance." "We've got one shot." "I need cover." "Avengers assemble." "Wait." "Forget reality." "This is our chance." "We could make a world exactly how we want it." "No." "Forcing our will takes away freedom." "We're not dictators." "We're Avengers." "Something's happening." "Yes, the Avengers are being destroyed." "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Uh-oh." "Yeah." "This is more like it, right?" "It's all coming back to me." "I do like you guys." "Well, some of you." "It doesn't matter." "In this or any reality." "We regroup." "Plan B." " Uh!" " The tower!" "Avengers, you know what to do." "Come on, team." "If our tower goes down, these skyscrapers could fall like dominos." "Time to show the Squadron what supreme really means." "Excuse me." "Gently." "This is my favorite tower." "Initiate tower repair." "You're amazing." " Thank you, all in a day's..." " I was talking to Hulk." "She's talking to me." "Reality stone, safe and sound." "Three stones down." "Tony, we just wanted to say, even though it was another reality, we'll always remember what you did today." "Well, I'd like to take the credit, but all of you would have done the same." "In any reality, we're all in this together." " You're smiling." " What?" "That's what heroes do, right?"

"Madam, I want some duck's necks" "Madam, be generous" "I came here by bus" "You may take a taxi when you return" "Ah Mei" "It's me, Aunty" "Aunty Duo'er" "Duo'er?" "I knew I should come after 3 p.m." "but my mom..." "What's the matter with your mom?" "Shuangyang I must leave home for a few days" "I entrust you my son" "I'm in a hurry, I must go" "What's happened to your mom?" "And your dad?" "My mom had a fight with my dad" "She wanted to attend a lecture on stocks" "Dad didn't agree" "He has to work on nightshifts he can't cook for me" "But mom insisted to go" "With no alternative dad told me to come here" "I wonder if you can let me stay for a few days?" "Lai Shuangyuan, turn off your TV" "Has Duo'er arrived?" "Lai Shuangyuan you had the nerve to do so" "Am I the dad or the mom of this family?" "You turn to me whatever trouble you run into" "I work at night I must sleep in the daytime" "How can I look after Duo'er?" "Shuangyang, if I had other alternative could I choose to wait for your tongue-lashing" "Show me what else I can do?" "You ought to control your wife" "What's more important Duo'er or the stock?" "How can she play the stock market" "How should you be so obedient to her?" "Living in her house how can I be cocky?" "What do you mean by saying that?" "You should know what I meant!" "Duo'er is your son who'll take care of him?" "Aunty, I..." "I'd better go" "Duo'er... come back" "Aunty, I'd better go" "Duo'er, be a good boy." "Come in" "Duo'er, it wasn't aimed at you" "Aunty will never aim ay you" "Aunty only fears that you won't come" "You can stay here as long as you like" "Tell me what you want" "I'll buy them for you" "Hey, Lao Qi, did you kowtow to me?" "Too heavy to lift?" "What?" "You want to help?" "Why not carry them one by one?" "Could you please wrap these up for me?" "Jiujiu!" "Sister" "Feeling better?" "You'd better go home" "You've to do business at night" "Sleep early." "I want to go in" "Jiujiu!" "You didn't ask me about Ah Mei" "Ah Mei?" "What color is her hair now?" "Those who care for you are the most stupid" "Cigarette!" "Give me a cigarette" "Jin went to Changsha for some silly lecture" "The couple plotted to send Duo'er to me" "It's a week now" "I knew they did it for the house" "I've been to the House Office many times" "Hoping to get back our old house" "Lent to Mr. Liu during the Cultural Revolution from his nephew" "So that you and Ah Mei won't live on the attic" "Shuangyuan's problem rose before it's settled" "Jin said the room they stay was her mother's" "Yet she forgot the fact that" "Shuangyuan's room was occupied by her blood brother" "Enough!" "I am not in the mood to hear your stories" "I've told you many times" "I am not interested in anything but music" "I must be off now" "Beat it!" "Madam, I want a plate of duck's neck" "Yes, sir" "It's the right amount" "Why stare?" "Haven't got them at home?" "Yes..., I do" "Duo'er, time to go home" "Aunty, let me stay a little longer" "It's no fun at home having nothing but TV" "Your homework?" "I'll do it tomorrow" "But you've a foreign language class then" "Aunty, you're very garrulous worse then mom" "Dou'er, are you going back or not?" "Whose fried noodle is it?" "Too salty" "You are busy, Director Zhang?" "Hey, you are here again About the house?" "Yes, of course, it's about the house" "I saw Mr. Liu's nephew just now" "It's his name in the house registration" "He'd put up a job on it after Mr. Liu died taking advantage of your ignorance about it" "Look, it's Mr. Liu's receipt for the loan" "It must count" "Or you two families have to go to law court" "It's not that I haven't thought of going to law" "I'm an individual and I've plenty of time" "I can afford it too" "I was only afraid that it'd bring shame on you if I accused the House Office of that error" "Besides, I've been in Jiqin Street for over 1 0 years" "Doing business right before our folks' eyes" "I'd better not let them gossip about me" "I'll turn to no one but you on this matter" "Is Lai Chongde your father?" "Yes" "Is your father still alive?" "Yes" "Your old house is under his name" "And so is the receipt for the loan" "But he is not living with you" "Why doesn't he come?" "My restaurant is just open and I'm busy" "Say what you want me to do?" "Oh, it's so delicious" "Everything gets a different taste once my sister lays a hand on it" "I get up at about 3 to 4 p.m." "Then I've to do the accounting job do the washing stock my counter with goods then do my makeup" "Ah Mei sends me a box of supper" "Say, how can I find time to look after Duo'er" "It's interesting." "Jiujiu and I are both your blood brothers" "Yet you love him so dearly while you are cold and indifferent to me" "Duo'er may come to eat here in my place but his staying is inconvenient" "How come, you've got a new boyfriend?" "Rumors spread very fast in this street" "In addition, you suckled Duo'er soon after he was born because his mom had no milk" "Well, I mean Duo'er has benefited from your own baby's misfortune" "You are very dear to him indeed" "Don't make me unhappy" "Or may I send Duo'er to Fan Hufang" "Dad told me that I could ask him for help" "How dare you!" "Don't ever mention her to me" "It's over 10 years since she seized our dad from us" "Our hard years are over at last" "Getting older she wants to have grandchildren" "Madam, Anything to eat?" "Yes, sir." "Please wait a second" "Quick" "Ah, Mei!" "Ah Mei!" "Yes, coming" "Where's Ah Mei?" "Ah Mei?" "Ah Mei, she..." "Where is she?" "Ah Mei, what's wrong?" "Get up, did you hear me?" "Let me have a look" "Come, Ah Mei, hurry up" "What did you do?" "It's nothing" "I was careless in the kitchen" "What're you up to?" "I'm OK" "I haven't heard anything from Jiuiu for almost 2 months" "I get nervous whenever I see a tall and slender boy" "I can't stand it anymore" "He said he'd take me to a simulation tour" "Yet he disappeared the following day" "Something must happened to him" "Nothing will happen to him" "Don't be like that." "Don't scare me" "OK, I'll ask someone to take you to hospital" "Sister Shuangyang, do me a favor" "Don't keep me in the dark Have pity on me" "Come on Ah Mei, why are you so silly?" "Madam, I want a plate of duck's necks" "Madam!" "She's funny" "Please sit down" "Want something to eat?" "I'll tell them to cook" "I'm leaving I see" "You are not very happy Why?" "Me?" "No" "Please wrap them for me" "OK" "Forty" "Yuan, keep the change" "In fact I've given you 20% off" "Mr. Zhu, you're not tired of eating duck's neck?" "Could you sometimes visit ours too?" "Duo'er, why don't you go out and play?" "It's time for me to get up" "Aunty, play with me" "It's no fun playing alone" "But I don't know how" "Have you got any good books?" "I've no idea what books you like" "I'll give you money, you can buy some" "Thank you Aunty" "Aunty!" "My nose's running." "Give me some tissues" "Sister Shuangyang" "Your matter with Mr. Zhu must be settled early" "What's matter?" "He's been here to eat duck's necks for over a year" "You ought to give him a ray of hope" "You shouldn't miss the chance either" "It's the expression in his eyes when he looks at you" "Can I marry someone for he has eyes for me?" "I can help you with this matter" "You?" "You'd better mind your own business" "Ah Mei, in fact Jiujiu is still in the city" "You mean it?" "I've thought about it for some time" "I'd better take you to see him" "Jiujiu, Ah Mei is here to see you" "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "I can't stay here any longer" "Go and ask them to let me go" "Let me go!" "Jiujiu, Ah Mei is here to see you" "Then you should let me go" "Think of a way." "Give them money and tell them to let me go" "To stay here is no better than to die" "Jiujiu, how could you..." "Shut up!" "Don't give me any lecture" "Who do you think you are?" "Jiujiu, we must stick it out" "Or you'd have suffered in vain" "To help you give up drugs I've spent a lot of money" "Money..." "All you know is money" "Ah Mei" "Didn't you say you had lots of money?" "Now you can help my sister so that she won't hate spending money to get me out" "I will, Jiujiu" "So long as you are fine I'll do whatever you want me to" "Jiujiu, I won't like you if you're like that" "You didn't like me anymore long ago because I haven't became a musician" "I failed to live up to your expectation" "I'm no better than a pig or a dog" "You may just treat me as a dog" "You won't let your dog suffer, will you?" "Cry, cry loudly and you'll feel better" "My mom died when she gave birth to Jiujiu" "So Jiujiu was brought up by me his teenaged sister who raised him as she raised a dog" "I was just like his mother" "I've spoiled him." "I can't lose him" "I can't evade my fate" "So, you'd better give up the idea altogether" "You can start all over again" "To tell you the truth there wouldn't be any result even if Jiujiu didn't go in there" "It can't be done by only a one-sided wish" "You are just a farmer's daughter after all" "I know better what high ambitions Jiujiu has" "Madam, other people's beer is 5 yuan" "Why you sell it for 8 yuan?" "My business is small Or I'll make no money" "It's the first time you look at me tonight" "There're so many people in this night market" "Isn't it the same if I look at them or not?" "When I tried to buy it elsewhere no one sold a beer to me" "They said I must drink your beer if I sit at your table" "Right, it's a rule of our Jiqin street" "Drink his beer while you have his dishes" "If you drink only what'll he do with his dishes" "Is there anyone who'll have his dishes without a beer?" "If dishes are eaten up beer will be leftover" "The leftover beer is still beer Bullshit!" "You're not afraid of my going to sue you?" "I would drink lesser if I were you" "Your wife would be grateful to me" "Sister Shuangyang, Mr. Zuo has come" "Ah Mei, I'm a bit tired I must take a rest" "Please take care of the business" "I'm on duty." "Why are you here?" "Have you talk to your wife?" "Yes, I did" "But you know what domestic affairs are like" "My wife is now out of work" "She's getting more and more impatient" "So do I" "But you only care about her" "How about me?" "Who cares for me?" "I know I'm the unfortunate one" "I get pincer attacks from you and your sister-in-law" "You want to live in our family's house is OK" "If you can take it back from Mr. Liu's nephew" "It's yours once you take it back" "You know better than I do" "It's impossible to take it back" "You often say you've many acquaintances" "Why don't you try to ask someone to help" "The first thing I must do is to ask someone to find a job for your sister-in-law" "I can't ask for help whatever trouble I run in" "It looks like rain" "Shall we stop here?" "It's OK." "Let's play one more game" "Aunt Fan, it's me" "Yangyang, you..." "Aunt Fan, Let me see you home" "Put it here" "Congde, open the door." "Hurry" "Dad, it's me" "Come and change your shoes OK, let me do this" "Come on, rub them Thanks Dad" "Come on, let me help you" "OK... sit down" "The Moon Festival is approaching" "Shuangyue is out and Jiujiu can't come home" "I'll be extremely busy during the festival" "So I come to visit you in advance" "I don't know what you like to eat" "I brought some money here for you to buy something to eat for yourselves" "Yangyang, your visit is priceless for me" "Though your dad didn't say anything all these years" "I knew he had no appetite in New Year Festival for his children were not with him" "It worries me a lot" "Today you send me an umbrella which will keep me warm for years" "Your dad and I have got retirement pay we've money" "Let me do it, dad OK" "Oh, this watermelon is not good enough" "It's not bad" "So long as it quenches my thirst" "This melon is no good" "It's not sweet enough" "Not bad at all" "I'm thirsty." "Help yourself" "How was today?" "Do you need to ask?" "Stock market is like this" "Prices may fall today they will rise tomorrow" "When I lose, others are gaining" "They may spend my money when they do shopping" "If you are upset, you may quit" "Quit?" "What shall we live on?" "Oh, there's something really upsetting" "Dad phoned me today saying that our house had been put under Shuangyang's name" "Stop here, I'm getting off!" "What're you up to?" "I can't bear to stay with a good-for-nothing any longer" "They didn't tell me until it's settled" "What can I do anything about it now?" "But how could they do so?" "Aren't you the first-born son of the family?" "They can't win if you go to law court" "Are you resigning yourself to that?" "This sister of yours is very capable indeed" "She forbids you to have any contacts with your dad while she acts before you are aware" "She has no children of her own after all" "Her property will be Duo'er's in the end" "I hate this remark of yours" "You can certainly find an out when you're at a loss" "What if she gets excited someday married and has a son" "Our Duo'er is a nobody then" "Duo'er is the family's hope" "That's what she said" "Sit down and accompany me to have a beer" "Say it without "accompany" I'll sit down" "Sit down and have a beer" "You don't like to talk all the time?" "Yes, almost" "How do you do business if you are silent?" "I heard you'd got a Lexus" "Did you earn it all by yourself?" "Yes" "Big money makers are probably like you" "Those who are like me are no good" "Have you been here for a long time?" "Jiqin Street didn't exist when I started my business here" "My mom died of giving birth to my brother when I graduated from high school" "I didn't take the Entrance Exam" "Later my dad move out" "When he married an actress" "He gave us money once a month" "Which was put in the newspaper box" "But we were all indifferent to him" "Later I learned to fry dry beancurd" "I fried fishes, chicken, green peppers fried everything that could be fried" "I even fried something that could not be fried" "My parents were from the army" "I also joined the army at the age of 1 5" "I'd idled away my time for over a dozen years and I had no clue when I came out" "I married a college student at 24" "We admired college students at that time" "I was pretty then" "Gradually he became unhappy and very silent" "I didn't know why" "Later we divorced without children" "I was also divorced" "She's gone to the USA" "Those who are eager to excel tend to go there" "My daughter was not good in her studies" "She joined her mother some years later" "It's quite unexpected" "Well, cheers, to single men and women" "How do you like the taste of my duck's neck?" "Very nice Duck's neck go with beer is super" "The name of Jiujiu Restaurant is good too" "It's taken from my brother's name His name is Lai Jiujiu" "He likes music" "You are good at riding this tricycle" "Of course, better than driving my car" "Let me give you a fast-riding" "Don't frighten me" "Come on, go" "OK, I'll be home soon" "The drizzling rain in this season is annoying" "I like it." "It's full of sentiment" "Please go back, I'm almost home" "Let me see you home." "It's very late" "What do you usually do after work?" "Nothing, just sleep" "You didn't go to college, did you?" "No." "I liked to read novels" "But I stopped later" "Yes, no one has time to read novels nowadays" "I've read Tolstoy's Resurrection many times" "I still like to read it." "Yes?" "I don't have much schooling and may not be able to appreciate very profound things" "Yet I feel most of the heroes in famous works are bad" "While the heroines are miserable" "Is it so?" "What about me?" "Please don't." "I'm no young girl anymore" "I'm home." "Please go back" "I'd like to go in with you" "No Why not?" "My brother's kid is with me" "Come with me then" "Why?" "Don't ask me" "Shuangyang said Jin has been odd with him" "Since the old house was put under my name" "He wanted me to phone her to coax and plead" "Well, ring her up then" "No, I won't She has nothing to do with it" "Right, let her be" "Ah Mei, why aren't you serving the customers?" "We have to close down if we go on like this" "Sister Shuangyang, I'm very sorry" "You started from an unskillful labour" "You should treasure your presence" "I know, I won't have my presence without you" "Your mom asked me to help you settle in town" "But why do you choose to love Jiujiu?" "He's not serious with you" "He didn't tell you that he'd gone on drugs for 2 years" "No weeping!" "Otherwise go home" "Well, I must find a husband for you" "Mr. Zhang, are you here to buy vegetable?" "I'm just taking a walk" "The transfer of my house ownership is made" "My father wants me to thank you" "Oh, you'd treat me to a dinner then" "Yes, that's settled" "Ah Mei, this is Mr. Zhang I often mention" "This is Manager Ah Mei from Jiujiu Restaurant" "I'll let her cook some delicious for you later" "Well, thank you" "Shuangyang!" "Hey, you are here." "Come in" "Duo'er didn't go to school today" "His teacher made a phone call to your brother's unit" "Really?" "Where has he gone with his schoolbag?" "That's what I'm asking you" "He went out on time in the morning" "He was not back when I left" "Sometimes he may come back a bit late" "Is he back now?" "I phoned him before we left He is home now" "He said he went to buy books and spent the whole day there" "Then why did you two come here?" "We came to fetch Duo'er Good" "Go and buy me something else to eat" "Eating only these duck's necks is silly" "Dad told Shuangyang on phone that our old house was put under your name" "Now that it belongs to you" "We can't stay there any longer" "That's only for taking it back from Liu family" "Duo'er is your son" "You should consider his interest" "He certainly wishes to live with you" "I've to work now." "Take your time" "Come on, here it's the place" "You're here" "Hey Hey" "These are my friends in business" "Welcome" "Sister Come on" "Come on." "Have some peanuts first" "How about duck's neck?" "We'll just be a minute" "You're anxious" "Come on, let me fill the cups for you" "Thanks." "Come on, cheers" "Ah Mei, go get 2 plates of pickles" "To your health." "Bottoms up" "Please enjoy yourselves" "Sister Ma, roast some kebabs for me" "You're very happy Are you feasting some friends?" "I'm not." "I just do some running around" "Do more running then let me benefit from it" "See what you've done" "Your sister is more capable than you" "Did you call it 'capability'?" "It's only a disgrace for our Lai family" "I think she intends to get a big fish today" "Come on, have some kebabs" "Let's go fetch our Duo'er" "No." "I haven't been here for a long time" "I'd like to stay a bit longer" "I'm leaving" "Don't drink too much" "You're leaving, sister-in-law want your bill?" "Lai Shuangyang, don't push me too hard" "Don't be too mean" "I'm not so rich as you" "But I can at least afford these few duck's necks" "You misunderstood, sister-in-law" "I'm joking" "Say no more" "You've taken every advantage of us" "None of your brothers is a match for you" "None of them is in your eyes" "You want the cream of the crop You're too unreasonable" "I'm unreasonable, so what?" "You've got a wrong place to act crazy" "Duo'er is your son" "Yet I spent much more on him than you did" "Don't mention my son" "I know what you've said to him" "It's useless no matter how much you spend" "I'm his mother" "Give birth to a son if you are able" "Don't you think of obtaining my son" "Duo'er family name is Lai" "He's the 1st grandson of the Lai family" "Only you are an outsider in my eyes" "I'm an outsider." "What about you?" "Don't think you are great because you've been his wet-nurse for a few days" "Weren't you others' daughter-in-law?" "It's only that their son didn't want you anymore" "It's not your fault though" "It's a pity that you haven't got a son" "Lai Shuangyang, you dare to beat me!" "I'll kill you" "How dare you beat me" "Well, I did beat you, so what?" "I'll never let you off" "You've gone too far" "Lai Shuangyang I'll have it out with you today" "I'll kill you" "Lai Shuangyang" "I don't think I can't do anything with you" "Lai Shuangyang, you are too much!" "Lai Shuangyang, you just wait!" "You're outrageous." "I don't believe" "Lai Shuangyang." "You just wait" "OK... that's enough" "Mind your own business" "Let her beat me." "Kill me if you can" "You're endless." "That's too much" "Don't get mad" "Can't you just talk it over?" "Duo'er!" "Dad, Jin had a fight with me for the house" "I'm not in the mood to deal with it anymore" "Take it easy Our family matter relies on you" "I know." "In getting back our house from Liu family" "I've talked to Mr. Zhang many times" "We can't do anything if they just delay it" "You'd better work harder or try some other way" "Isn't it just a meal?" "Why can't we have it in your Jiujiu Restaurant?" "Why bother to come here?" "It's my honor that you accept the invitation" "I should certainly take it seriously" "Director Zhang, come here" "Wait, let me show you the m Anything will do" "A Japanese cod from Hokkaido, 70% done" "A North Pole Shellfish a turtle stewed with date" "No turtle, white gourd soup is OK" "Your dishes are all here Hope you enjoy them Thank you" "Shuangyang, I heard some big shot had been courting you" "Don't believe the rumors from Jiqin Street" "Who'd take fancy to me a duck's neck seller?" "You can't sell duck's neck all your life" "Compare with others' big business mine isn't worth doing long ago" "And I feel heartbroken in Jiqin Street" "But the family keeps worrying me" "Jiujiu has let me down and he's in poor health" "I heard your son wasn't in good health either" "It's a pity He is such a handsome young man" "Well, I can take care of him now" "But what about later after we die?" "It's a big worry for me indeed" "You must build a home for him" "Find him a kind-hearted and diligent wife" "Where can I find such a girl?" "I can't cheat others" "Girls won't take fancy to men even in good health" "What do you think of Ah Mei?" "Ah Mei from your Jiujiu Restaurant?" "Yes, her mother asked me to find her a husband" "Saying that she wouldn't mind if he was a bit deformed" "In this case, your son is more than qualified" "I know Mr. Zhang's son is a mental patient" "Well, can such a handsome college student marry a country girl if he isn't a mental patient?" "I've asked the reason of his sickness" "His feelings were hurt when he was at college" "I heard it'd be self-cured after marrying" "What if he fails to be cured?" "Yes, it's a bit risky But you can still try" "The son is Mr. Zhang's biggest headache" "The whole family will try their best to make you happy after you marry their son" "Shuangyang, let me consider it" "Shuangyang, have you heard?" "What?" "Our Jiqin Street is to be closed down" "So what?" "They've said so many times" "People won't be happy without Jiqin Street" "It's different from former municipal adjustment" "The old houses'll be pulled down build real estate" "Really?" "Grandma Wang went to change her grandson's name" "She found out the residence registration had been frozen" "What are we to do then?" "We'll be miserable With the compensation we can only buy houses north of the river" "It'll be hard for us to find an odd job there" "We have to pay higher than the rent here for the service of taking care of the green" "It's the pizza you ordered" "Please enjoy it Thank you" "Let's eat" "No." "Not with your hands" "Hold the knife in your right hand and the fork in your left" "Let me turn it up for you" "Cut it first and eat piece by piece" "Hold it" "Sister, don't ignore me when the time comes" "I won't." "I always regard you as my sister" "Everyone knows you have shares in Jiujiu" "Remember you have got a home a dowry and a backing" "No matter whom you marry I'll act on your behalf" "I was told Jiujiu's boss had got married" "I thought it was you." "I was frightened" "I thought you would never come again" "What'll you do if you don't work in this night market?" "Who says I won't work in this night market?" "I'm only curious" "I mean, if there's something easier for you to make more money you don't have to work here" "The outside world is fantastic" "No, there won't be anything like that" "I wonder how could you be able to make so much money all at once" "I've spent all these years here" "Tell me what else I can do" "Madam, 2 more plates of duck's necks Coming" "Well, excuse me, I have to work now" "There're lots of capable women who make more money" "They are better than me" "That's not what's on your mind" "Here's your house registration" "I'm grateful indeed" "As a little powerless individual" "It's quite unexpected that I can get the house back" "Please don't say so" "We've only corrected a mistake in our work" "And I didn't do much" "I just told them to find out the original record and put the right name on the substitute" "All right I won't bother you anymore" "Oh, I'll send someone to coordinate the Liu family with their house moving" "You'd better not push them too hard" "Give them some time to accept the fact" "It's not been easy to convince them" "I'm at your command" "Now I can put my mind at rest" "I'm very grateful indeed" "It's nothing" "I'll bring some duck's necks to you later" "He's quite all right all these days" "He often recites Tang Dynasty poetry to me" "My solitary boat is moored beneath an old temple" "I watch the river waves rise in wind and shower" "He also said he'd take me to travel" "Ah Mei, I'll remember your goodness" "I've been holding this cigarette the whole night" "Waiting for you to light in" "What's happened?" "Nothing" "Jiqin Street is to be pulled down" "I heard about it" "Shall we go out to drink?" "I'll invite you to dinner another day" "Good" "Are you free this Saturday?" "Yes" "It's my treat" "Where?" "Yuhu Holiday Village" "Jiujiu, we must never come here again" "Jiujiu, Ah Mei is married" "Why didn't she let me know?" "You should not delay her" "I've some good news" "I got our house back from Mr. Liu's nephew" "You can live there after they move away" "I don't care where I live" "In fact I like her very much" "You have no idea how hard I've worked for it" "You like it" "Jiujiu, I've got some bad news" "Jiqin Street is to be pulled down" "When we got the compensation we'll divide it among dad and the four of us" "We'll still live together if you like" "Yes, I do" "Jiujiu's, what shall we do after Jiqin Street's pulled down?" "Sister" "Got it." "If there's nothing special don't phone me until the meeting is over" "I don't care anything but the final result" "Men proposes, God disposes" "We've tried our best!" "OK, let it be to" "Do you have anything urgent?" "No" "I'm sorry." "Am I interrupting?" "No, you are the most important thing" "What beautiful scenery in this human world!" "Keep on staying like this we'll be old when we open our eyes again" "Want to smoke?" "Why?" "In fact I don't like smoking" "I remember you were exactly in such a posture when I first saw you in Jiqin Street" "I thought what a heartless man who had displayed his pretty wife there" "It seemed your sitting there was not for selling the duck's necks but for feedings my eyes" "I'd feel uneasy if I don't go there for some time" "I felt someone's waiting for me" "Sometimes I felt you shouldn't stay in Jiqin Street" "Now I felt you were just the taste of the street" "Jiqin Street has everything but no taste" "Why were you divorced?" "She got someone else Women are like this" "She must marry the man who is nice to her" "How about the man?" "No interviewing, say something else" "What do you like to hear?" "Tell me how you feel about me" "Very good" "Where is good?" "Your head's good your shoulder and arms are good" "Your belly and your legs are good" "Anywhere else?" "Everywhere" "What're you thinking about?" "About our future" "What our future is like?" "We'll come here again when you miss me" "No, no, it's wrong" "We'll come here again when I miss you" "What's wrong?" "I'm a woman like this" "I must marry the man who is nice to me" "We were once married" "It's good in this way" "You're very traditional so you care about it" "Speak out!" "About how to deal with some specific users" "Forget it Let it be so for the time being" "We're holding a public bidding for a project" "They'll let me know when there's a result" "Is it about how to develop Jiqin Street?" "That's why you keep going there" "At the beginning, Yes." "But later, no" "I thought you like Jiqin Street" "Life is to change" "It's beyond our will" "Hello, what's it again?" "OK, say no more We'll discuss it when I get back" "Stop here!" "I'm getting off" "Stop!" "Why are you following me?" "I told you not to follow me" "Go, I don't want to see you anymore" "Why, what's up?" "You go to Jiqin Street everyday" "What are you up to?" "Don't worry about Jiqin Street" "I'll help you" "I have money to support you" "Who do you think you are?" "What do you think I am?" "You deserve it?" "My affections for you are genuine" "Let's get in the car" "Let me off!" "You're so conventional Why should you care?" "Yes, I'm conventional What's wrong with it?" "Don't be like that, OK?" "Don't touch me." "Let me off" "Go away!" "Go." "Go away" "Don't be like that, OK?" "Let me off!" "Don't be like that, OK?" "Go." "I don't want to see you again" "Ah Mei, have you made up your mind?" "When are you going to have the abortion?" "Sister, I hate to lose it." "You'd..." "No, absolutely not." "That's hereditary" "They said it's unnecessary" "The woman is still a mother even if she hasn't given birth" "This time you must listen to me" "Our sufferings are all invited by ourselves" "Miss, do you mind if I draw you?" "Go ahead" "Will you be here tomorrow?" "Why?" "Shall we continue our drawing then?" "As you please, I'll be here everyday"

"I couldn't believe my cousin Fred would just show up that way." "On the other hand, it was absolutely typical." "I was furious, but tried not to show it." " You could have called." " I did call." "From a pay phone that cut me off and swallowed my change." " You called once from the airport." " At least once." "I would not, not call." " How long do you plan to stay?" " Good question." " More than three days?" " Oh, yeah." " You know what Dr. Johnson said?" " No." ""Guests, like fish, begin to stink on the third day."" "That sounds about right." "You'll find I begin to stink on the first day." "I saw the prettiest girl at the Trade Fair today." "You spoke with her?" "Of course not." "I'm beginning to reconsider my attitude toward female beauty." "I think it's very bad." "You see a beautiful girl and you're subject to all these emotions." "Some are very powerful, almost uncontrollable." "Yeah..." "They are." "You haven't even spoken with a girl and already you want to marry her." "I think..." "Inordinate concern for beauty has wrecked more lives..." " Wrecked lives?" " Yeah." " At the lake, Charlie Johnson." " That was pathetic." "There are so many cases." "In our family, the "beautiful Boynton sisters" thing." " Is this related to you and Betty?" " No, that was different." "There are really attractive girls there." "This is where the cool Trade Fair girls come." "Great. "Cool Trade Fair girls."" "A lot of people come here." "It's quite popular." "If you wanted to meet cool Trade Fair girls, you could go to the fair itself." "The atmosphere's not so good and trade fairs are intermittent while the girls come here all the time." "Trade Fair girls off season." "Cool." "This is great stuff." "A lot of them studied in London and have terrific English accents." "That's good?" "I hate that." "Jesus, what was that all about?" " What does facha mean?" " It's slang for "fascist."" "Fascist?" "Don't worry, they call everyone that." "Comb your hair, wear a tie, you're a facha." " A military uniform?" "Definitely facha." " So, facha is something good, then." "If it referred to the political movement Mussolini led, I'd be offended." "Men wearing this uniform died ridding Europe of fascism." "That's the cathedral." "These are remnants of the old Roman walls." "The palace of the Catalan government." "That's City Hall." "Let's call it a night." "You're obviously tired." "After what happened?" "I'm far too worked-up to call it a night." "We had a close call back there." "It could've turned ugly." "They obviously didn't mean facha in the positive sense." "With the controversy over NATO, this may not be the best time for a fleet visit." "There's a lot of anti-NATO feeling here." " Anti-what?" " Anti-NATO." " Anti-NATO?" " Yeah." "Actually, here it's OTAN." " They're against OTAN?" " Yeah." "What are they for?" "Soviet troops racing across Europe, eating the croissants?" "What exactly are you doing here?" "Advance man for the 6th Fleet." "The last fleet visit was a disaster." "I'm here early to smooth things out and make sure nothing goes wrong." "That will be tough." "It's an assignment that'll require a lot of diplomacy and tact." "I'm surprised they gave it to you." "It doesn't require that much tact." "This is my favorite Barcelona avenue." "Paseo de Gracia." "It's the Michigan Avenue of Barcelona." "Yeah, nice." "After all that's happened tonight I won't be able to sleep without more to drink." "This avenue is Diagonal." "Actually it's more like Michigan Avenue." "This thing of always falling in love with incredibly attractive girls is really bad." "Maybe by resolving to go out only with plain, or even homely, girls I could avoid all that." "I've got a real romantic illusion problem." "Instead of fantasy built on the slope of an eyebrow or curl of an upper lip to see the real person, look into her eyes and see her soul." "What?" "I've resolved to go out only with plain, or even homely, girls." "What if, and this is hypothetical the one girl with whom you'd be happiest with the most wonderful personality, or soul imaginable also was incredibly attractive?" "According to your theory, you wouldn't even look at her." "I'd look at her." "I just wouldn't go out with her." "Your one chance at happiness would be gone." "I don't buy that there's just one girl who's right for you." "There are a lot of terrific plain or homely women." "What if you don't meet any of those girls?" "What if the only women you meet and like, are also very attractive?" "Do you think I'm an idiot?" "If the only women I meet that I like are attractive, I'd make an exception." "Why did I tell you about this?" "I must be drunk." "No, you can confide in me." "It was just an idea." "Good, because it sounded pathetic." "Crazy." "Thanks." "Cerdos?" "Pigs?" "They're calling us pigs." "It's meant to hurt." "Let's go." "Do you have any paint or a marker?" "No!" " Forget it." " I'm not going to forget it!" "People have forgotten things for too long." "This is not our country." "You shouldn't be doing that." "We're guests here." "How blind can you be?" "People like you make me sick!" "Okay." "That's it." "Let's go." "You just leave it like that?" ""Yankee pigs go 'hoem"'?" "You'll paint the wall with a ballpoint pen?" "It's a felt-tip." "Give me a break." "I'm going." "Listen, I'm going." "I'm out of here." "Ciervo has a "v" not a "b"." "It's correct phonetically." ""Yankee deer."" "How is that an improvement?" ""Yankee deer go home."" "Would you prefer to be a Yankee pig or a Yankee deer?" "Ted." "What are you doing here?" " You're going to the same party as we are." " Yes." "Good." "We haven't met." "You're some royal personage?" "Isabel de Farnesio." "My cousin Fred." "Marta works at the Trade Fair." "I like your costume." "Have you no costume, Ted?" "We must go." "Let's split up." "I'll go in your car and the princesses in Ted's." "Yes?" "Okay." " Where in England did you learn English?" " Providence, Rhode Island." "He's not at all the way he seems." "He seems a typical American, a big, unsophisticated child but he's more complex." " Really?" " Heard of the Marquis de Sade?" "Ted's great admirer of de Sade." "And a follower of Dr. Johnson." "He's a complex, and in some ways, dangerous man." "He has a romantic illusion problem." "Women find him fascinating." "His nickname is punta de diamante, point of a diamond." "See that odd expression on his face?" "Under the normal clothes he wears are narrow leather straps, drawn taut, so when he dances..." "What?" "Don't mention this." "He'd feel I violated a confidence." "Thank you." "Sit here." "What's wrong?" " I told them your nicknames." " You're kidding." " Marta wanted to know." " Ted, what are your names?" " Don't." " I only remember two others." "Don't get into that." " What difference is it going to make?" " I mean it." "Really." "Don't." "I'm supposed to be the childish one." " Lf he doesn't want to talk about it..." " It's the principle." " Principle?" " "Crusty Fusty" and "The Big O."" "Jerk!" " What does that mean?" " I don't believe you." "What is the big deal?" "It's just lousy." "Give me a break!" "Don't go." "You're right." "You do stink on the first day." "Good-bye." "That guy really gets to me." "I admit I act like a jerk around him, but he provokes it." "Are those names related to his sadomasoquismo?" "No, it's something..." "Did you hear that crack he made about my intelligence?" "Should we dance?" "Sometimes we think we almost always assume, we're going through life surrounded by people." "Then something happens and you realize:" "We're entirely alone." "Tonight, while shaving I always shave against the beard for a closer shave I remembered this razor ad on TV showing the hair follicles, like this." "The first of the twin blades cuts them here." "Then the hair snaps back and the second blade cuts them here for a closer, cleaner shave." "That we know." "But what struck me was:" "If the hair follicles are going in this direction and the razor is too then they're shaving in the direction of the beard, not against it." "So I've shaved the wrong way all my life." "Maybe I misremembered the ad." "The point is I could've shaved the wrong way all my life and never have known it." "Then I could have taught my son to shave the wrong way, too." "You have a son?" "No." "But I might someday." "Then, maybe I'll teach him to shave the wrong way." "I think maybe my English is not so good." "Did you know that your costume has your name in it?" "Where?" "God." "How odd!" "First, we check with Seat and Opel." "Fred's thesis that I'd never meet any terrific plain girls was already inoperative." "Aurora, the princess with Marta at the costume party invited me to a Lionel Hampton concert Thursday night." "Fred began his advance work with a visit to the consulate which was less than a complete success." "I saw it as a judgment call." "You were unaware of this order?" "I thought it applied to the khaki uniform." "Not the blue one, too." " You're ROTC?" " Yes, I am." "This order, I must admit, troubles me." "Men in this uniform died, ridding Europe of fascism." "I'm proud of this uniform." " It seems a bit cowardly to..." " Come on." "The thing is, I don't have any good civilian clothes." "The blue one, I think." " You don't mind my borrowing it?" " No." " Really?" " It's okay." "Spanish girls tend to be promiscuous." " You're such a prig." " I didn't mean "promiscuous" pejoratively." "It's just a fact." "They have a completely different attitude towards sex." "I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively." "Okay, I'm a prig." "But, now I'm speaking sociologically." "The sexual revolution reached Spain later than the US, but went beyond it." "I don't know what it was like in other cities, but in Barcelona everything was swept aside." "The world was turned upside down and stayed there." "Maybe the world was upside down before, and now it's right-side up." "No." "I don't think that's it." "I'm going out with Aurora on Thursday, so I thought I'd read tonight." "Aurora?" "The very nice, plain girl with Marta." "She had extra tickets for a jazz concert." "Jazz concert?" "That's tough." "You really are polite." " Is this how you dress to go out?" " Yes." "Your Trade Fair outfit is so cool." " Those clothes are awful." " Really?" "I think they're cool." "Why do I always look better in mirrors than in photographs?" "I like your outfit." "Very New Wave." " You sure you don't want to go?" " No." "Good." "Except for work, I'd been in a funk for some time." "I'd never mention that to Fred." "He was the last person to trust with a personal confidence." "I don't know whether I had found God in Barcelona or was having a religious phase." "It all began after the sad and guilt-ridden break up with Betty with whom I'd been deeply involved, including carnally despite never having loved her." "The attraction of physical beauty transformed a good friendship into a horrible pre-marital situation." "This led directly to the Old Testament." "Two Old Testament books, in particular included advice on romantic matters, some of it, very tough." "After what happened with Betty, I resolved not to sleep with any girl until I met the one I wanted to marry and spend the rest of my life with." "I had no idea if I'd meet such a person or if she existed, plain or not." "My aspiration was to free romance from the chains of beauty and carnality and stop doing harm." "What's going on?" "What are you doing here?" "Is this some strange Glenn Miller-based religious ceremony?" "No, Presbyterian." "Is this your Presbyterian church?" "Well, Protestant." " Protestant churches are like this?" " Pretty much." "I didn't get a chance to change any money today." " How much?" " Would $100 be possible?" "Actually, I don't have it on me." "I'm waiting for a transfer." "If you want to borrow 10,000 pesetas, just say so." " I can give you a check for it." " I'd like the money back." "Of course." " You'll get it back." " Sure." "What made my isolation bearable was my work for IHSMOCO the Illinois High-Speed Motor Corporation." "Like everyone, I'd seen Arthur Miller's play and, as a youth, had the usual deprecating attitude to business and sales." "That changed when Professor Thompson's business course convinced us that even the mundane world of business had its romance." "A job interview with IHSMOCO led to employment and its training program." "I arrived in sales just as the flu epidemic struck and never left." "In sales I found not just a job, but a culture." "Franklin, Emerson, Carnegie and Bettger were our philosophers and thanks to Carnegie's theory of human relations many customers also became friends." "I don't consider high-pressure sales sales at all." "It's a form of fraud." "In true sales, you provide a real and constructive service help people improve their lives or make companies more efficient and so create wonderful economies of scale from which everyone and the whole economy benefit." "The classic literature of self-improvement really was improving." "Here's something good." "It's Bettger quoting George Adams:" ""The wisest and best salesman bluntly tells the truth about his article." ""That is always impressive." ""lf he does not sell the first time, he leaves a trail of trust behind." ""Being bluntly honest is always safe and best."" "Other books, magazines, and tapes mixed practical tips with home truths." "Each time you handle a paper, mark it with a red dot." "If you encounter papers with three or four dots you could work more efficiently." "Try to dispose of each paper the first time you handle it." "The enthusiastic tone of much of this literature did open it up to the ridicule of half-wits." "Maybe I could use these same techniques in my Navy career." ""Every day, in every way, I'm becoming a better and better lieutenant."" "That's autosuggestion, popularized by Coué, but totally unserious." "What I'm talking about, has nothing to do with that." "I loved coming into the office early to catch up on the overnight telex traffic." "The telex was our umbilical cord to Chicago and confirmations for bigger sales came through it, too." "What's wrong?" " Dickie Taylor's going to supervise sales." " The Dickie Taylor of Marketing?" "I can't believe it." "Work for that guy?" "I'm sure he's going to get me fired." "No." "You are the best they have." "They cannot do that." "I really looked forward to seeing Aurora that night." "I had this image of looking into her eyes and seeing her soul." "But she was late, which was actually not that common in Barcelona." "Oh, it's you." "Aurora can't come." "Please excuse my retard." "Two weeks ago Aurora had a flechazo." "What's a flechazo?" "It means dropping crazily in love with someone as if an arrow had entered your heart, shot by one of those little boy angels." "Aurora had a crazy adventure with this man, but he got too serious." " She wanted an adventure with you." " An adventure?" "But her boyfriend got angry and pressured her." " Aurora has a boyfriend?" " Yes." ""Vinyl Hampton."" "I was sure that Aurora said, "Lionel Hampton."" "I've never heard of Vinyl Hampton." "How could you tell I felt that way?" "During the whole concert, your expression was like this." " You're very perceptive." " What?" " You're very perceptive." " What?" "You are very perceptive." " Thank you." " I don't like perceptiveness of that kind." "It's a typical pretty-girl thing using observation for ridicule, as if impertinence were cute and charming." "My impression of Aurora is that she'd be more apt to use observation for comprehension." " You don't think Aurora's pretty?" " No." "But she's beautiful." " Physically?" " Yes." " Her eyes..." " She's beautiful because of her eyes?" "Yes." "She also has a beautiful..." " Figure?" " Yes." "Apparently, you are just the sort of dangerous, foreign man she likes." "What do you mean?" "Your brother told her about your interests." " What?" " You know?" "No." "The Marquis de Sade, games of leather, weekends of fun." "The straps under your clothes." "He said that?" "That's completely untrue." "He promised he wouldn't say that anymore." "He's not my brother." "You don't know anything about the Marquis de Sade?" "No." "I don't believe you." "So you're not wearing them tonight." "That doesn't prove anything." "Maybe they're at the cleaners." "It turned out we both loved disco music of the late 1970s despite what everyone else thought." "We talked about all kinds of things." "You know how at parties people talk about marketing?" "No." "I've never heard people at a party talk about marketing." "This idea of marketing being a science." "If you look at the evidence, it's all anecdotal." "It was during a Donna Summer song that it happened or that I realized it had." "Everything was completely different now." "The things they say about us." "I know we're not to take it seriously, but it really hurts." "I don't believe you!" "Once, I'd like to date a girl not certain I'm wearing black leather underwear." "That bothers you?" " The exact same story over and over!" " It's not exactly the same." "I vary it a little." "Great!" "It wasn't Aurora, but this terrific friend of hers from the Trade Fair." "She's never met you but was still full of your stupid stories." "Frankly, I don't care for your tone." "You should thank God you have a cousin who makes up interesting stories." "I'm the best P.R. Guy you'll ever have." "Do you think any cool Trade Fair girl would give you the time of day if she knew the pathetic Bible-dancing goody-goody you are?" "You're far weirder than someone merely into S M." "At least they have a tradition." "We have an idea what S and M is, from movies and books." "But there is nothing to explain the way you are." "Hi, Ted." "Go to the front and we will come down." "Haven't you noticed the way he makes digs at my intelligence?" "No." "In the US, we take these tests called College Boards to go to a university that's selective, highly selective or not at all selective, which is where I went." "My Board scores were bad." "You seem very intelligent for an American." "Well, I'm not." "The worst part was Ted getting 800 Boards, perfect scores." "I've met other people with 800 Boards and they didn't seem intelligent either." " So Ted is very smart." " He tests well." "I think it's true that the height of the sexual revolution is over." "I don't go to bed with just anyone anymore I have to be attracted to them sexually." "I thought women had to have an emotional bond with a man." "A secure, romantic relationship, before they became interested in a relation of that kind." "Oh, no." "Using his position to get involved with a 15-year old student?" "Nothing really happened until summer." "By then I was 16." "Oh, well, 16..." "Also, I had something to do with it." "Still." "Just from the little you've said." "I really hate that guy." "In truth, much of what you say reminds me of Ramon then." "Ramon soon left from teaching to return to the newspaper." "He had read the works of Philip Agee so he was an expert on the American CIA and its involvement in the internal affairs of every country." "Terrific." "One year, the correspondent of fashion of his newspaper fell ill before the Milan collections and Ramon was sent in her place." "Ramon came back from Milan with a new idea which he referred to as the "idea of physical beauty."" "What's that?" "His thought was that beauty is the closest thing to divinity in the modern world." "All the old gods are dead." "There is no God that we know." "But in beauty, the memory of divinity remains." "For always after beauty was the subject Ramon wanted to dedicate his journalism to." "He wanted to write about flowers and things?" "No." "It was the beauty of the female face and form that fascinated Ramon." "He transferred to the Style of Life section of the newspaper where he did series on photographer's models and on the young women who aspire to be actresses." "The articles were accompanied by photos, and, as Ramon is a good writer they were very popular with readers." "That makes sense." "There's something powerful about the idea of physical beauty." "He's not stupid." "It was important for Ramon's career as a journalist." "He started appearing on television." "He spent part of each month in Madrid." "But, our physical relation ended almost completely." "He wanted an open relation and encouraged me to go with other men." "What?" " He thought I should go with other men." " But you refused." "No." "When did you break up?" " "Break up"?" " Separate." "Break apart as a couple." "We haven't broken apart." "We live together." " Jesus, what was that?" " I don't know." "That's where the USO is." "A sailor from Brooklyn died in the USO bombing." "Fred thought we should wait with the sailor's friend for the midnight plane that was going to take the casket home." "He had a good voice." "Very deep." "He liked to sing old Johnny Cash songs." "I really like those." "Ring of Fire." " He hoped to be a Brooklyn Johnny Cash." " What a shame." " Johnny Cash?" " Yeah." "Where'd you get the Old Crow?" "The Consul." "So he's not such a bad guy." "We should get started." ""Our Father, preserve us from the dangers of the seas and the violence of enemies." ""Bless the United States." ""Watch over those upon the deep..." ""...and protect the inhabitants of the land in peace and quiet." ""All hands bury the dead." ""Unto Almighty God..." ""...we commend the soul of our brother departed."" "There are many parties tonight." "At least three we should go to." " Three parties?" " Or four." "Will that guy be at any of them?" "I'm sure." " That guy's here." " Yes." " Want to go?" " No." "You can't say Americans are not more violent than other people?" "No!" "All those people killed in shootings in America?" "Shootings." "That doesn't mean Americans are more violent than other people." "We're just better shots." "Jack refocused IHSMOCO on what he saw as its real business." ""This means motors and they must be fast," he'd say." "Jack's one of those magnetic personalities from the World War II generation." "He was with Wild Bill Donovan in the OSS and parachuted into Sicily before the Allied landings." "He's supposed to come to Barcelona this summer." "I hope you can meet him." "Why should I meet him?" "He's one of the last of the greats." "It's wonderful having work you like and a boss you admire." "Lately, there have been some problems." "I don't know what's going on." "I haven't heard from Jack and he's put this terrible guy over us." "Dickie Taylor." "He's this incredible jerk who..." "Jesus!" " What's wrong?" " This music." " How can anybody dance to this?" " It's not dance music." "That explains it." "What is it?" "It sounds familiar." " It's Vinyl Hampton." " Oh, God." "Isn't there dancing at parties here?" "It's too early for dancing." " You don't like jazz?" " No." "I've never heard of anyone who didn't like jazz." "Really?" "How odd." "You really hate jazz?" "My jazz rule is:" "If you can't dance to it, you don't want to know about it." "Come on." "Come on." "This is almost impossible to do." "I always forget that." "Maybe it is too early." "Take hamburgers." "Here, hamburguesas are really bad." "It's known that Americans like hamburgers, so again, we're idiots." "But they have no idea how delicious hamburgers can be." "It's this ideal burger of memory we crave not the disgusting burgers you get abroad." "We can't even call ourselves Americans." "They love to correct you, saying, "South Americans are Americans too."" " Give me a break." " Norteamericano is the correct term." "But that makes no distinction between us or Canadians." ""Yankee" and "Gringo" are obviously pejorative but it's the standard dictionary term that's the most insulting." "Estadounidense." "Dense." "D-E-N-S-E." "It's the same spelling." "Dense." "Thick, stupid." "Every time you hear it, Estadouni- dense." "It's a direct slap in the face." "Incredible." "You're too sensitive." "Great!" "Now we're too sensitive!" "Fred, listen." "I'm sorry." "Are you joking?" "You weren't really offended by that, were you?" " I like being called dishonest." " I did not call you dishonest." "When we were kids, I borrowed some things." "It was never, ever theft." "I either told you or was about to." "I was joking." "You're really overreacting." "You're right." "I somewhat overreacted." "Before I realized it, I was already out the door and too embarrassed to go back." " The coffee's strange here." " In Barcelona?" "It's really messed me up." "You were so condescending." "You think I went into the Navy because I washed out at Shearson." " I don't know what happened in New York." " I didn't wash out." "There was no disgrace." "They said I could go back." "I dreaded 40 years stuck indoors with two weeks to go snorkeling annually." "A Naval officer has the rare job that deals with the physical world all day, and it counts." "It is not theoretical." "You dominate the elements in four dimensions without a slip-up or it gets very wet." "And all that fighting for freedom, defending democracy, shining stuff which as you know, I really buy." "Jesus." "That's right." "You do." "The bill has come." "Must have been like this, the night F. Key wrote the Star-Spangled Banner." "Yeah." " You have already finished?" " Yeah, it's like 2:00 a.m." "Ramon was talking so fascinatingly, I stayed to listen." "What was so fascinating?" "He was talking about the AFL-CIA and the American labor unions." "He described how, after World War II, men from the American labor union the AFL-CIA were sent to Europe to crush progressive unionism." "How'd they do that?" "With sacks of money and the anti-Communist tactics of Joe McCarthy." "The AFL-CIA?" "America's largest union, terribly right wing and facha." "You have not heard of it?" "It's amazing the things Americans don't know about their country." "There's no such thing as the AFL-CIA." "It's the AFL-CIO." "Actually, it's the A.F. Of L.C.I.O." "It was formed when the AFL merged with the more militant CIO." "How do you know so much about it?" "Chicago is the capital of 20th century American trade-unionism." "The American labor leaders who came to Europe, Jay Lovestone and were giants." "So what Marta said was partly true." "What do you mean, "partly true"?" "They were people." "I'm sure I've heard of the AFL-CIA." "It's some important American labor union." "So now it's late enough to dance." "There's an empty room where you could work during the day." "Are you proposing we shake up together?" "Shack up together." "You use "shacked up" when you don't like one of the people involved." "You and Ramon were shacked up." "We'd be living together." "What about Fred?" "He's moving out." " She's a model he was interviewing." " He's just all work." "The creep." "Ramon might not be as bad as you think." "There's a reason he has so many women." " He has a problem." " What?" "After he knows a woman well, he can't have sex with her well." "He has a sexual impotence problem of some kind?" " Of some kind." " That's terrible." "Poor guy." " It explains a lot." " What?" "It's well-known that anti-Americanism has its roots in sexual impotence." "At least, in Europe." "There's no union called the AFL-CIA, is there?" " No." " Give me a break." "This bombing reminds one strongly of the US blowing up its own ship." "The Maine in Havana harbor as the pretext for starting the War of 1898." "An American sailor died in the bombing." "It's hard for me to believe even the Americans would kill their own people." "No." "The American elections are approaching." "A quick attack on some foreign bogeyman Libya or Iran, might rescue the American president's reclining popularity." "The American 6th Fleet which was to have shown the pendant here this week is still sailing the South Mediterranean, awaiting such a pretext." " Did you hear that?" " Yeah." "Poor guy." "The most disgusting slanders!" "Someone's gotta say something." "No, don't." "This scumbag is going around saying that the USO bombing was arranged by the Americans themselves." "That's a lie!" "What?" "Everything you said." "The Americans exploding their own ship, the Maine, in 1898 is a historical fact, established well." "The other is still a thesis, but an increasingly likely one." "Both are disgusting lies." "No, Ted." "All the history books say that about the Maine." "Scumbag." "I'm the one who's supposed to go berserk." " You could've helped me out." " I can't get into political arguments." " You did fine." " Yeah." "I made a complete fool of myself." "It's one of the first rules of sales:" ""Never get involved in matters of public controversy." But I couldn't not reply." "No." "Don't get into a funk about it." "Who was really listening?" " Four or five good timers at some party." " Twenty people, at least." "So you made a fool of yourself in front of 20 or 30 people." "So what?" "No, I really like it here." "I'm really comfortable." "We talked about you staying three days." "It's been much longer." "I thought with the fleet delayed you'd want another place to stay." "No." "This is nice." "The thing is, I'm trying to get Montserrat to move in." "That's great." "I really like Montserrat." " Won't you think of staying at Marta's?" " No." "Since being here, I've begun to realize how important family is." "You and I are family." "I want to be with family now." "I want to be with Montserrat." "I'm really surprised at you shacking up with her." "I would have thought that was against your morals." "You really want me out of here, don't you?" "I still need to pick up my music from his apartment." " What music?" " My radio cassette and tapes of music." "The situation is still raw." "You really need those things urgently?" "I really need them urgently." "It seems unwise to go back so soon after you broke apart." "What does that mean?" "Suit yourself." "Who's the girl?" "She's a girl from the fair who wants to be an actress." "What a creep." "What this is about is a big country, the United States making war on a little country." "In the US government's view, which I'm not in any way endorsing the US policy is..." "Maybe this will help." "Take these ants." "In the US view, a small group, or cadre, of fierce red ants have taken power and are oppressing the black ant majority." "The stated US policy is to aid those black ants opposing the red ants, in hopes of restoring democracy and to stop the red ants from assisting comrades in neighboring ant colonies." "That is the clearest and most disgusting description of US policy I've ever heard." "The Third World is just a lot of ants to you." "Those are people dying, not ants!" "You don't understand." "I was reducing everything to ant scale." "The US included." "An ant White House an ant CIA, an ant Congress, an ant Pentagon." "Secret ant landing strips illegally established on foreign soil." " Where are the red ants?" " There." " That was terrible." " You're blowing it way out of proportion." "Those red ants were bad news." "They weren't good for anybody." "I was trying to convince them to look at Americans in a new way." "Then, in one stupid move, you confirm their worst assumptions." "I didn't confirm them, I am their worst assumption." " Now Ramon is certain you are CIA." " "Where are the red ants? "" "It was a joke!" "I won't apologize." "The little bastards got what they deserved." "Montserrat decided to ride back with Ramon to pick up her things." "Thanks." "Montserrat called at 8:00 the next morning, but I'd already left for the office." "Losing a sale doesn't bother me so much." "I'll make other sales." "But there's this thought I can't shake that's getting me down." "Maybe I'm not cut out for sales." "I thought I liked sales and was good at it." "But maybe I'm not cut out for it." "What exactly is the problem?" "Spending your whole life doing something you're ill-suited to." "Wasting your life." "It's kind of depressing." "God." "Maybe I'm not cut out for the Navy." "I gotta get back." "Back to work?" "For someone not cut out for something, you're pretty obsessed." "That doesn't mean anything." " It's okay if I stay another night?" " Sure." "The call from Chicago I'd been dreading, came that evening." "Okay." "Good-bye." "That was Dickie." "He's coming here to speak with me but won't say what it's about." "I'm getting canned." "Ramon's article appeared the next day." "It's incredible." "The most disgusting slander." ""Americans themselves suspected in USO bombing."" "Where do they get this about us blowing up the Maine?" "I'm going to the Consul." "They've gotta reply to this." "God!" "I can't believe it!" "What?" "You're not going to believe this." "The Consul." "That half-bottle of Old Crow." "He accused me of stealing it." " He gave you that." " I thought so." "He was on the phone, and I went like this:" "I'm sure he indicated it was okay." "You replaced it." "You can't find Old Crow here, so I got a bottle of Jim Beam, which costs more." " The bottle in the kitchen?" " Yeah." "You've been drinking that." "I won't replace a half-bottle of Old Crow with a full Jim Beam." "I'm not an idiot." "You haven't replaced it?" "Don't you see how bad that looks." "Oh, God, give me a break!" "After a while, the line between borrowing things and theft becomes awfully thin." "Take that back." "Until you retract that, I'm not going to say another word to you." "Okay." "What you're referring to happened 20 years ago and not as you imply." "Your kayak was a death ship!" "I almost went down in it." "Thank God it was me, not you." "I was a stronger swimmer." "I probably saved your life." "Great." "It wasn't only the kayak." "You're obsessed with material possessions!" "Maybe the Spanish are right." "This American materialism is terrible." "You're just like the Consul." "More interested in possessions than in answering the most hideously false and disgusting libel." " Were you like this at the consulate?" " What's the Consul doing?" "Nothing." "He doesn't want to jeopardize his relationship with the press." "You gotta be more careful." "You can't go mouthing off this way." " Mouthing off?" " Yeah." "These are vile lies." "We know how disgusting they are." "But, nobody here does." " We've gotta reply to this." " We?" "I drafted a brief letter for your signature." "I can't say, "The article made me want to vomit."" "Maybe that's not a good way to open." "I could put it at the end." "What are these tiny, red dots on your papers?" "Digui?" "He's not here." "I just got in." "Apparently he isn't home yet." "No, he didn't say anything." "Okay, I'll give him the message." "That was Montserrat." "What's going on there?" " Ted has not said anything?" " No." "He has been in a weird funk." " It is all his fault." " Really?" "Watch." "I am taking one 5,000 peseta note." "You're my witness." "And I'm leaving my signed, personal IOU for that amount to be repaid within 24..." "Well, 72 hours." "Yes, it is true." "It's actually better this way." "He'd have lent it to me, but this spares us the acrimony." "Do you mind waiting?" "I'll just be a few minutes." "No." "Ramon is very smart." "That evening, on by one, he broke down all her reasons for leaving him." "First, he's returned to writing for the paper's international section." "I know." "Great." "He pointed up that no matter how well she and Ted were in Barcelona at some point Ted will return to Chicago, to him the most beautiful city in the world." "That's crazy." "San Francisco is." "Ramon is very persuasive." "He painted a terrible picture of what it would be like for her to live her life in America with its crime, consumerism and vulgarity." "All those loud, badly-dressed fat people watching their 80 channels of TV and visiting shopping malls." "The plastic, throw-everything-away society with its violence and racism." "And finally, the total lack of culture." "It's a problem." "Ramon's very clever because he never said anything opposing Ted directly." "He didn't even mention that thing about the ants." "He pointed out how Montserrat would be separating from family and friends forever." "Even if she came back every year her children would be Americans, eating hamburgers." "Finally, Montserrat was sobbing, what he described was so bleak." "She's dumped Ted and gone back to Ramon because of some conversation?" "That's just it." "She just wanted to have a serious talk with Ted but the way he acted practically forced her into Ramon's arms." "She is in the arms of Ramon?" "No." "I don't know." "When you were in Rhode Island, was the crime and vulgarity so bad?" "Great." " What's going on?" " I'm getting canned." "But you're the best they've got." "You always say so." "I know." "This jerk Dickie Taylor is calling the shots now." "I don't know how Jack let it happen." "God!" "And on top of that thing with Montserrat." "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "Marta said you practically forced her back into Ramon's arms." "She said that?" "I don't know what happened." "Everything was going so well." "Then she never showed up that night after going for her things at Ramon's." "They talked until dawn and she slept on his sofa which, for all I know, is true." "Marta said he laid it on thick with the violence and racism in the USA." "It wouldn't change everything this way." "Something spooked her." "As if I had crowded her." "I was really playing it cool, too." "What makes you think that?" "Now she doesn't want to move in." "She wants a serious talk." " You know what that means." " You should talk with her." "No." "That would be a disaster." "I'd be the jerk crowding her, whom she had to talk to seriously." "But saying you have a work emergency?" "I do." " And you're too busy to see her." " Have you ever heard of Maneuver X?" "When you get deeply into sales, you realize that every major transaction involves a mini identity crisis for the buyer." "You think, "A green carpet." "Am I really a green carpet person? "" "In romance, the same thing applies but on a humongous scale." "But what is Maneuver X?" "It's removing all pressure." "Creating a space that the customer has to affirmatively cross." "Only by disappearing more thoroughly and inexplicably than Montserrat can I change the current dynamic." "Will it?" "I don't know." "I think it will." "If not, I'm dead." "You've thought this through." "That's impressive." "I haven't thought through anything about Marta." "But isn't Maneuver X just another way of playing hard to get?" "No." "I'm being followed." " Give me a break." " There is a guy following me." "Come here, I'll show you." "Not there." "He'll see you." "Over here." "Edge your eyes around." "He's on that pedestrian island, a little further down." "He's in the car?" "What car?" "No." "He's gone." "There really was a guy." "Wherever I went, he went." " What did he look like?" " Sort of suspicious-looking." " What was he wearing?" " He was carrying something." "A camera, I think." "The words to pop songs are about the only literature of advice we have on romance." "Most of the advice, very bad." "Clarify something for me." "Since I've been waiting for the fleet, I've read a lot." "Really?" "One thing that keeps cropping up is "subtext."" "Plays, novels, songs, all have a subtext which I take to mean a hidden message or import of some kind." "Subtext, we know." "But what do you call the message or meaning that's on the surface, open and obvious?" "They never talk about that." "What do you call what's above the subtext?" "The text." "That's right, but they never talk about that." "Jesus!" "The anti-Americanism here is incredible!" "Oh, my God!" "Jesus!" ""CIA Network Discovered in Barcelona." ""Operations Run by Fred Boynton."" "How can they print this stuff?" "Finally." "God, incredible." "That was horrible." "Blame the victim." "There was even a call from the Pentagon, furious." "This is the worst day of my life." "God, that Consul's annoying!" "That white car's following us." " Which car?" "They're all white." " The Renault." " They're all Renaults." " Cut it out." "The white Renault's following me." "The last thing I need is more press coverage." "It's got Gerona plates." "Why do you always go to bathrooms with other people?" "I wasn't born yesterday." "You were not born yesterday?" "I don't understand you." "You're not in a very nice mood." "You gave Ramon that information." "I didn't know it was of significance." "Couldn't you tell I was joking?" "I'm not in the CIA." " It was obviously a joke." " I have no idea what you are." "You promised not to repeat to Montserrat what I said about Ted." "That he wants to marry her?" "I had to tell her." "She already suspected something like that." "She was worried about getting involved with an extremist." "Extremist?" "It's fascist for a boy to immediately talk of marrying a woman he likes." "I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind." "You're right." "Something did spook her." "Apparently I told Marta you wanted to marry and spend your life with her." "I never even told you." "You never confide anything in me, so I have to extrapolate." "Why did you tell her?" "You're in this conversation." "It has momentum." "You want to tell interesting or funny things." "You end up telling things, maybe you shouldn't." "This was just some "funny thing."" "I'd take it back if I could." "Montserrat's gone to Paris to take the summer program at the Institute." "I'm sorry." "I don't know if this is the right time to mention this." "I'm sure it isn't, but I think I might be in love with Montserrat, too." "What if you aren't perfect for each other, but we are?" "Am I supposed to give up any possibility of happiness?" "Of ever knowing if she was the one person I was meant to be with because accidentally you met her first?" "I hate your guts." "I know." "I'll never mention this again." "I'm going to Milan this morning and up to Paris on Monday." "There's some IHSMOCO business there." "You'll call Montserrat before you go?" "I think I'll just call when I get there." "Play it cool." " You're keeping on with Maneuver X?" " Yeah." "A modified X." "I borrowed 5,000 pesetas." "Is it okay if I pay you back later?" "You have a bad habit of borrowing things without informing the lender." "Sorry." ""I owe you 5,000 pesetas to be repaid within 24..." ""...72 hours." "F."" " You crossed over into real larceny." " What?" "I didn't take it." "I took one 5,000 peseta note." "The rest was all here." "I don't care." "That's enough." "You can't think I would really steal?" "How does it look?" "Bitch." "I will either get your money back or I will pay you back myself." "Good." "Jesus!" "I don't steal." "I didn't take your money." "You've always been so self-righteous, ever since we were 10." "It's unbearable." "What happened when we were 10?" "You're such a liar." "Every day, in every way, I am becoming a better lieutenant." "Every day, in every way, I am becoming a better lieutenant." "Even disasters that strike those we are closest to only reach us filtered through our own colossal egotism." "My response was swamped in subjective emotion, mostly guilt." "I prayed all the time, but with the constant doubt I was kidding myself." "I suspected my religious faith was largely bogus." "I resolved to stay all the time and do whatever I could to improve Fred's chances for recovery." "Fred was shot before one of the long summer weekends." "By late Friday, the entire senior medical staff seemed to have disappeared." "I can't believe you're just going?" "There must be more you can do." "Don't worry." "Your buddy will get the best medicine care." ""Don't worry" is the most frightening phrase in English." ""Don'd gworry," even more so." "It means they're not going to worry, but you better had." "Each hour Fred remained unconscious, his chances got worse." "I had heard that sounds of familiar voices might help." "So I kept up a steady stream of chatter in Fred's room." "And arranged an around-the-clock vigil of friends to read to him." "It was hard to find books in English, Fred might like." ""We seek him here, we seek him there." "Those Frenchies seek him everywhere." ""ls he in heaven?" "Is he in hell?" "That damned, elusive Pimpernel? "" "It was disillusioning how some people let you down when someone gets sick." "It's 9:30, the situation's really bad." "Why haven't you shown up yet?" "You're really needed here." "Aurora turned out to be a real trooper." "Marta never showed up." "The Consul turned out to be a great guy." "Terrific with the hospital administration." "He couldn't believe Fred had taken the Old Crow thing seriously." "I was just kidding." "I forgot guys who joke around a lot can be so sensitive." "I have no sense of humor so he must have assumed I was serious." "Among the Navy guards was our friend, Frank who, in his off-duty hours, helped me with the reading." ""'Wherever you are, depravity and evil are to be found,' said Pierre to his wife." ""'Anatole, come with me." "I want a word with you,' he added in French."" "Fred and I were so-called "only cousins" the only cousin each of us had." "We didn't hate each other our whole childhood." "The summer we were 10, for 36 hours we were on quite good terms." "After we cut ourselves in a fishing accident we used all the blood to become "blood brothers."" "Later, I went into town with my parents." "I never saw my kayak again." "I was expecting Aurora." "But the nurse said another woman wanted to speak with me." "You got my messages." "We'll go out." "You probably want to be alone with him." "No." "Actually I'm here to see you." " Is it about Fred?" " No." "I'll walk you out." "You should go home, go to sleep." "You look so tired." "Greta and I can stay." "Greta has good English and loves this book." "Okay." "Thanks." "There's still hope, you know." "More than hope." "He could come out of it any time and be okay with little consequences." "Or very few." " Good-bye." " Adéu." ""That man is somehow..." ""'That man is somehow closely and painfully connected with me'..." ""...thought Prince Andre." ""Suddenly he remembered Natasha..." ""...as he'd first seen her at the ball in 1810..." ""...with her slender neck and arms..." ""...with her timid, happy face prepared for ecstasy."" "Fifteen minutes don't go by that I don't think of her." " I think about her all the time." " Too bad." "I thought you'd gotten over her." "What do you mean?" "It was impossible." "You had no chance." " Why do you say that?" " It is only my opinion." "When Fred was shot, did he have envelopes of cash with him?" "Yes." "That money's mine and I need it back." "What?" "I need that money back." "I'm going on a journey." "That money was taken from me." "Fred was just recovering it." "You suspect me of having taken that money?" "You didn't take it?" "I did." "But it was only 300,000 pesetas." "Fred took more than those." " What do you want?" " I want the money that belongs to me." " How much?" " 200,000 pesetas." "I need that money." "I'm going away." " Where?" " The Maldive Islands." "The Maldives?" "I've decided to change my life completely." "But I need that money." "From now on, I want to lead an exemplary life." "Exemplary?" "What about Fred?" "Fred shall not want to see me." "Something shameful happened." "He did not tell you?" "The one Fred truly liked was Montserrat, though he would never tell you." "Fred had gone into convulsions while Aurora's friend was with him." "It's not your fault." "You did everything right." "It's good you were there." "Can you hear anything?" "If you can pull through this you can rest at the lake." "Try to think about the lake." "Do you mind?" "I feel awkward with someone looking on." "What?" "I was going to say something and it's awkward." " It will only be 5 or 10 minutes." " I am sorry." "You know some Catholic prayer?" "Are you the boy who wanted to marry Montserrat?" "No." " Who told you that?" " What?" "That I wanted to marry Montserrat." "It was just the story of an American boy who fell in love with Montserrat decided he wanted to marry and spend his life with her while they danced to a Bee Gees song." " Is he the boy in love with Montserrat?" " No." " I don't think so." " Montserrat does know you." "She called here after you left and asked about both of you." "What did she say?" "I don't know." "Aurora took the call." "Why weren't you in the article on the most beautiful women at the Trade Fair?" " You thought I should be?" " You should." " I loathe that fellow." "You know him?" " We've met." "That's interesting, you loathe him." "How come?" "I don't have the English." "In Castilian, we'd say he's repelente." "Repellant." "That's good." " What's your name?" " Greta." " That's not very Catalan." " I'm not very Catalan." "Who's this?" " Are you religious?" " Quasi." " You want to be an artist?" " No." "Listen, you should get some rest." "You think I should go?" "I could stay longer if you like." "Until Aurora comes." "Actually I was thinking of sacking out here." ""Sacking out? "" "Sleeping here on the chairs, maybe." "Do you think he will become well?" " Are you convinced of that?" " Yes." "It was great you were here last night." "Thanks for staying." "I'm sorry I didn't come so soon." "I only heard yesterday." " You only heard yesterday?" " Is he any better?" "No." "Not yet." "Fred was right." "I persecuted him for trivialities." "There were things that I blew way out of proportion." "Things that seemed crimes at the time, but were really of no importance." "Maybe he did save my life going down in the kayak that way." "Those Board scores, that couldn't have been right." "Before, I always thought Fred was smarter than I was." "Maybe not smarter, but..." "Maybe his explanation was true." "Fred said that when he took his Boards, this annoying girl sat next to him who kept fiddling with her brassiere." "Fred went to an all-boys school and her fidgeting was so distracting he lost his place on the answer sheet." " You thought that was not true?" " I always assumed it was false." "No." "That's the way it's been." "He moves and you think he's come out of it." "Should we go somewhere to talk?" "Until he comes out of this, I resolved not to think of anything else." "Maybe when Aurora comes." "We came together." "They're in the cafeteria." "I'll get them." "I'll stay here with Fred." ""Our Father, who art in heaven, please forgive us our sins."" "Please bring Fred back to full consciousness with his mental capabilities and everything reasonably intact." "Please forgive my doubting, vainglory, and..." "Give me a break." "Doctor!" "How much can you remember?" "Do you remember who I am?" " Do you remember who I am?" " Yes!" "Who am I?" "Some civilian." "Who am I?" "The kid with the kayak, but older and fatter." "Leave me alone!" "This is terrific." "He's going to have a complete recovery." "It's amazing." "This is really good." "It looks like his recovery will be complete, wouldn't you say?" " Yes." "His memory..." " But over the long term?" "Yes." "Over the long term." "It looks like his recovery will be complete." "Yes." "Damn." "You fell asleep." "Typical of this guy to make me meet him at the airport." "Who?" "Dickie Taylor." "The terrible guy from marketing is making me race off to the airport to get fired." "I can't believe that." "They're crazy." "I don't know." "I've been having all these doubts." "Can you stay at the hospital with Fred until I get back?" "I'm sorry to set it up this way, but the only connecting flight is at 11:00." "I should get to what I'm here for." "I have some really bad news." "It is bad news." "I thought so." "Dickie, let's make this a lot easier." "I quit." "I don't understand why Jack couldn't call me himself." "It's not right." "What are you talking about?" "Jack's sick." "He's going to die." " What?" " Jack's sick." "I can't believe it." "The whole company's devastated." "Jack's the last of the greats." " He's such a great guy." " He is." "I admit I resented the favoritism he showed you." "There was no favoritism." "Come on." "Anyway, Jack's very worried about the company." "Dwight and Ron are older, Tom and Greg are gone with nobody to succeed them." "Jack asked with whom I could work best." "Naturally, I mentioned you." "In Marketing, you've given us great feedback." "It's had a critical dimension, but you're right." "Marketing's no science." "He wants pledges that we'll stay with the company at least 5 years and wants you back in Chicago as soon as possible." "I thought you came to fire me." "What was all that "I quit" stuff about?" "For a moment I thought..." "I'm so far behind on the sales targets you set." "I didn't set them." " Jack did." " What?" "You don't know Jack's theory." "He thinks you aren't cut out for sales." "That it's not your life's work." "But if you were behind, you'd struggle to keep up and ignore the rest." " Jack doesn't think I'm cut out for sales?" " Not the way someone like Henry is." "Selling is more than a job one is cut out or not cut out for." "It's a whole culture, applying the insights of Carnegie and Bettger." "We all like Carnegie and Bettger." "Sales is the heart of any corporation." "Have you read Drucker?" "I saw that as the cult of management." "No, Drucker's terrific." "Read him." "Here." "The insight in this book is incredible." " I'll get it at Kroch's when I'm back." " Keep it." "I've memorized it and it's easier for me to go to Kroch's when I get back." "Thanks." "You gotta admit, you're well on your way to a complete and total recovery." "It's incredible." "Cut out the "Pollyanna-Little-Miss-Mary- Sunshine complete recovery" crap." "You're almost pathological." "Sometimes, I'd like to wring your neck." "The mood swings are new." "Rehabilitation is fine for houses." "For people, it's unspeakably boring." "The whole basis for physical therapy is doing the same thing over and over and over again." " But it's important." " Oh, yeah." "Learning how to do things you used to do much better?" "You really should read Drucker." " Think it's applicable to the Navy?" " Yeah." "And whatever else you do afterwards." "I started remembering things about that girl, Marta." "Everything has gone so badly." "I'm not going to be a cry-baby." "I remember something about a limbo stick." "There was a limbo stick." "While I was in Chicago, Fred used my office to prepare the Fleet Information Sheet." "Great." "Thanks." "That's really nice." "Thanks." "Barcelona and Chicago never seemed more beautiful than they did that fall." "Commuting between them, I started routing through London into Chicago directly, avoiding New York and Madrid entirely." "Twice I ran into Greta on the London leg." "Apparently, she was visiting friends." "It was sad watching Jack's decline." "But he still had good days and the memory of these will always be important to all of us." "In Barcelona, I had to quickly plan the wedding and wrap up my IHSMOCO work." "You never said you were getting married?" "Fred's attitude really puzzled me." "Initially, he seemed bitter." "I've never seen you like this." "So cocky." "Aren't you taking things for granted?" "The boyfriend's still around." "I'm not taking anything for granted until the vows..." "You think wedding vows will change everything?" "Your naiveté is astounding." "Didn't you see The Graduate?" "You can remember The Graduate?" "I can remember a few things." "Apparently you don't." "The end?" "Katharine Ross has just married this cool, tall, blond popular guy, the make-out king of his fraternity." "This obnoxious Dustin Hoffman character shows up at the church starts pounding on the glass, acting like a total asshole." ""Elaine!" "Elaine! "" "Does Katharine Ross tell Dustin Hoffman, "Get lost creep, I'm a married woman"?" "No." "She runs off with him." "On a bus." "That is the reality." "Thanks a lot." "Then Fred's tone changed and he became insanely positive about the wedding." "Of course I like her." "She's great." "You're right for each other." "It makes sense." " She's accepted and everything?" " Of course, she's accepted." "That's great." "Positive thinking is fine in theory." "But when I try it on a systematic basis, I end up really depressed." "It doesn't work for me, either." "God." " Good." " You invited that guy?" "He was great when you were in the hospital." "You misjudged him." " He seems like a nice guy." " He's paid to act that way." " How are you doing?" " Nice to see you." " How are you?" " Good morning." "How are you doing?" " No one from the bride's side." " Her parents wanted to keep it small." "They must be delighted she's marrying an Estadouni- dense." "No, they're not that way." "Her family's terrific." "My father wanted me to explain." ""Sorry for inconvenience." "Please take coffee, we there be soon."" " Everything's fine with your sister?" " Yes." "We don't understand where she is, but, not a problem." "God!" "Not a problem." "My sister is a very serious girl." "Do you know that?" "Yes." "Lets go to the Meson." "Things have been pretty tense." "I've hardly slept in a week." "Her old boyfriend resurfaced on Wednesday." "Not a problem." "I don't think anti-Americanism is that significant." " It's nothing to take personally." " Sorry if I take it personally." "What is it, then?" "Let me use an analogy." "The US is like an enormous ant farm." "God, not ants!" "A see-through plastic case enclosing an ant colony." "It's a toy sold to children so they can watch ants build their own society." "The US is like an ant farm for the rest of the world." "But, people living in other countries can't observe the ants." "They must rely on journalists and commentators for a description." "The problem is, that these people seem to hate ants." "I don't know if anyone has mentioned it to you but it looks to me like you could be shaving in the wrong direction." "I wonder about that all the time." " Your father never taught you?" " He uses an electric razor, so I never asked." "Your father uses an electric razor?" "I never knew that." "He's light-haired, so it never really mattered." "I really have to shave." "It's no joke." " So, what is the right way to shave?" " First, you wash with hot water." "They've just explained to me." "Aurora is coming now." "Not a problem." "I know this is awkward, but you'll be leaving town soon." "Now that everything seems set I should mention that I'll be asking Montserrat out." "I can't remember how things were before I was shot, but since then I've had this incredible feeling for her." "Not some silly crush." "I've seen her in different situations." "Some were really difficult." "You clearly realized the way things were, before she did." "That was hard for her as it was hard for you, before." "We spent hours on the phone." "She's so fascinating." "I can't go back without her." "She'll like San Francisco more than Chicago." "It would be great, going to the Lake with you and Greta there." " God!" "You always do this." " I always do this?" "Can you try and be sympathetic and cousinly?" "Pretend I'm one of your customers." "Okay." "But do we have to get into this now?" "Things are a little tense." "My bride hasn't shown up." "She'll show up." "She's gaga for you." "You think so?" "She didn't spend time in the hospital to see how War and Peace turned out." "She's actually looking forward to the 80 channels the consumer products." "It doesn't bother her." "Of course not." "She's terrific." "You should want Montserrat to have a chance of happiness." "You're her chance of happiness?" "Maybe." "So what's your plan?" "You gonna play it somewhat cool?" "I'm going to play it really cool." "Hello." "Please." "I know some people think that the articles I wrote were in some way related to your shooting." "I don't agree that a journalist should be criticized for writing articles he believes to be true." "But, if anything I've done has caused you harm in any way please accept my sincere regret." "If there's anything I can do for you in the future please, do not hesitate." "Thank you very much." "Actually, I think there might be something." "These go with these, and those with those." "Fantastic!" "Incredible." "You see, we're not such idiots." "She's really beautiful." "Yeah." "I am not sure how important that is." "I really like her." "She keeps asking about my underwear, and then smirking as if I am supposed to know what she's talking about." "What are "weekends of fun"?" "Oh, that." "Montserrat was the same way." "It's a Barcelona girl thing." "It does sound familiar." "Odd." "That's what's great about getting involved with a foreigner." "You can't take it personally." "What's really terrific is that when we act in ways which might objectively seem assholish, or incredibly annoying, they don't get upset at all." "They just assume it's some national characteristic." " Cosa de gringos." " Yeah." " Fantastic." " Yeah."

"Mom, I'm tired." "Can we stop now?" "Just one more house." "Then we'll go home for dinner, okay?" "They're not home." "Well, knock louder." "The Conners bought ten candy bars from you last year." "Sharon." "How are you?" "Yeah, we got back last weekend." "Sorry we missed the party." "Was he surprised?" "Oh!" "Wonderful." "Amazing." "Beautiful." "Really, you need to go with Burt." "Was that our victim?" "Well, yes and no." "His name is Doug Adamson." "He's, uh, 30 days out of county lockup, right?" "Got a long rap sheet." "Mostly drug use." "Looks like he fell." "Knocked himself out." "I assume we're not here 'cause he hurt his head." "Oh, he didn't live here." "This house belongs to the Conner family." "The neighbors said they haven't seen them for almost a month." "Ah." "Well, whole families just don't vanish." "Well, we know it's easier to find a car than people, so I've got a broadcast out on their vehicles." "What does Doug Adamson have to say about all this?" "Well, nothing yet, but I'm going down to the ER later." "All right, so we've got a convicted felon just out of jail at the same time that a family disappears and we find him inside their house-- that does not look good for Mr. Adamson." "Looks even worse for the Conner family." "♪ CSI 14x18 ♪ Uninvited Original Air Date on March 19, 2014" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "♪ Who... are you?" "♪ Who, who, who, who?" "♪ Who... are you?" "♪ Who, who, who, who?" "♪ I really wanna know" "♪ Who... are you?" "♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ Who... ♪" "♪ Come on, tell me who are you, you, you ♪" "♪ Are you!" "So a whole family is missing and no one reports it to the police." "Well, if I wasn't a CSI," "I would think they just moved out." "No TV, no furniture, no electronics." "Everything of value is pretty much gone." "Not if you include sentimental value." "Looks like they left behind some of their family photos." "Hard to believe they would leave those." "All right, so this is where our intruder, Doug, hit his head and fell." "I'll see if I can find anything else here." "I'm gonna take the outside." "Carpet hasn't been recently shampooed." " That's good for us." " Yeah." "You know, each of these photos is a family member alone." "Doing their own thing." "Except for this one." "Guess that's how families are these days." "Huh." "Well, that's strange." "This curtain's missing." "Tieback, too." "Two millimeter medium force spatter." "From Doug Adamson's fall?" "Yeah, some of it." "Okay, so..." "Doug fell here causing spatter to move upward, close to the floor." "Further away, over here, spatter is traveling downwards." "Indicates a separate event." "Exactly." "Yeah, okay." "Yeah, here we go." "Some spatter on the fireplace, and on the wall, as well." "Nick, look at the ceiling." "Castoff." "Ooh, yeah." "All right, I'm gonna luminol the place." "Okay." "Do you mind stepping out so that we both don't trample all over the evidence?" "Seriously?" "Yeah." "She kick you out?" "Yeah!" "Hey, check this out." "The caulk on this window... it's fresh." "Yeah, and the other ones are yellow and cracked." "That means that somebody recently replaced that glass." "All right." "Hey, come take a look at this." "Does that look like blood to you?" "To the naked eye, yes, it does." "Soaked all the way through the mat." "It's hard to believe someone would drag a dead body out the front door." "Even at night, there's not much cover out here." "But I bet they did some cleaning up." "Which means we're getting dirty." "Time to Dumpster dive." "You're joining me, right?" " Yeah, um..." " Excuse me." "Officer?" "Hi, there." "What's your name?" "I'm Madge." "I'm a neighbor." "I'm Nick Stokes." "I'm with the Crime Lab." "I was just wondering..." "what happened to the Conners?" "Well, it's an ongoing investigation, so I can't really talk about it too much." "Oh, I understand." "Did you know them?" "Well, Dwight, the husband, he works 9:00 to 5:00, a real go-getter." "And Claire, she's a lovely stay-at-home mom." "Their son, I think he graduated high school last year." "I don't know much about the daughter... but I haven't seen any of them in the last few weeks." "In that time span, did you see anybody hanging around the house?" "Just the man they took away in the ambulance." "You know, he was working around the house and living there." "I thought he was a relative." "Hmm." "Did you notice anything else?" "Uh, yeah, there was a great big truck and they were loading in all kinds of furniture." "I thought the Conners were remodeling or something." "I'd be willing to bet that you saw something on that truck to give it away, like a company name, logo, anything like that?" "Yes, I did." "It was, uh," "Las Vegas Consignment." "That's a big help." "I would love to live next-door to you." "Oh, aren't you sweet?" "Hey, hey, that's all the clothes I got!" "Sorry." "Gotta take them in for evidence." "It's okay, Doug." "Question and answer time." "Do we have to?" "My head still hurts." "You're fine." "How'd you know the Conner family?" "I was behind the Mini-Mart." "You know the one on 12th?" "What day was this?" "February 18." "Oh, that's the day you were released from County." "Yeah, same day." "Mm-hmm." "Dude drives up and asks me if I wanted to earn some money." "Had you seen him before?" "No." "Never." "What kind of work did he ask you to do?" "Just some odd jobs around his house." "Mm-hmm." "Is this the guy you spoke with?" "Not him." "Him... and-and she was with him." "Ethan Conner and his mother Claire." "Yeah." "I went with them," "I cleaned their garage." "I didn't finish till late, so they let me spend the night." "Inside the house?" "Yeah." "The guest room." "Sounds like nice people." "Can I see your hands, please?" "Over." "They're pretty thrashed." "Hard work'll do that." "Okay, so you spent the night." "Then what happened?" "Then, the next morning, they asked me to dig some trenches for the sprinklers." "Some trenches?" "Yeah." "What happened to the Conners, Doug?" "No one's seen them lately." "In fact, you're the last person to see them at all." "I don't know." "Okay?" "I was digging in the backyard, saw them get into their car." "What kind of car?" "Blue SUV." "Mm-hmm." "They said they were going to a movie and they never came back." "A movie." "Yeah." "So you just kept digging, even though you weren't getting paid." "Yeah." "They told me I could stay as long as I wanted." "For 30 days?" "Didn't you ever get curious as to where they were?" "Yeah, but what was I supposed to do?" "Call the cops?" "They'd take me back to jail." "So whatever happened to their furniture?" "The computers," "TVs..." "Look, I-I waited for them to come back." "Really." "Then, after a week or two," "I ran out of food, so I sold some of the stuff, just enough to cover what they owed me." "Then-then I sold some more stuff." "So perfect strangers invite you, a convicted felon and drug user, to stay at their house indefinitely." "And then they mysteriously vanish, leaving you to sell off their property piece by piece, for cash." "Sounds hard to believe, right?" "It's ridiculous." "When he gets discharged, bring him to the police station." "And beg somebody to clean him up." "Wow!" "That is a lot of blood!" "What did you find outside?" "More blood." "And five bags of wet, stinky trash." "Okay." "So, the predominance of blood is in this main living area." "I marked the voids with chalk to determine the furniture placement." "Which was not very difficult because this entire carpet is covered in blood." "So I found two interesting areas." "Right here's the most concentrated stain," "About two feet in diameter." "So somebody was laying there bleeding." "And the medium-force spatter I found on the wall tells me that the beating occurred in this general area." "And the cast-off positions the suspect here." "But without the furniture," "I really can't be more specific." "Well, I think I can help you out there." "The neighbor lady said she saw Las Vegas Consignment moving a bunch of furniture out of here." "Whatever you could recover would really help us." "I'll get on that right now." "I'll see you later." "Bye." "The most concerning evidence I found is over here." "Well... drag marks." "Mm-hmm." "Where's that lead to?" "The end of the hall?" "A garage and backyard." "Bloody drag marks mean dead bodies to me." "And anyone left alive who got in a car with a killer..." "Probably dead, too." "Okay, the couch goes right over here." "Be really careful you don't step on the chalk, okay?" "And the string." "Really careful of the string." "Thank you." "She's a very bossy lady." "Morning!" "Morning." "Wow, we're so lucky that we could track all this down, huh?" "Nick's still working on it." "Evidently, Las Vegas Consignment keeps some pretty shoddy records." "And some of the folks didn't want to give up their stuff." "How did he charm them into it?" "Showed them the blood spatter." "Nice." "Okay, the end table goes right here." "The barstool in the chalk circle." "Ha!" "The, uh, cast-off pattern extends all the way across the room, which means that the weapon was long." "You know, earlier, I noticed that the poker from the fire set is missing." "That could be it." "All right, so based on the spatter on each of these barstools," "I was able to determine where they were at the time of the beating." "And this one is the hero." "All right, well, it makes sense, right?" "You take out the biggest threat first." "Okay... so I'm dad." "All right." "So I am the suspect, standing right about here." "Point of origin is at the convergence of string, right where your head is." "Wait a minute." "You know what?" "You said that the victim was struck multiple times, right?" "Yeah." "Why am I just sitting here taking it?" "Nick said that he noticed that one of the curtain tiebacks was missing." "Yeah, maybe the victim was restrained." "Yeah." "Tie me up." "All right." "Ow." "Sorry." "All right, so you're tied up and I'm hitting you." "You know what?" "That would explain the gravitational drips down the side of the stool here." "All right, so this is the main blood event, but without the DNA results," "I can't tell you how many other members of the family were injured." "This is a lot of blood." "Yeah, I know." "Hey." "you guys have got to see this." "The ground-penetrating radar found something." "It's the family dog." "It looks like it's been here over a month." "Well, it was carefully wrapped." "Conners must have buried it." "It gets worse, guys." "The throat's been cut." "That's horrible." "Nobody would do that to their own dog." "No, that was a threat;" "a warning to one of the Conners." "Whoever that was knows who sent it and what it meant." "Someone in the Conner family was in way over their head." "Probably what got them all killed." "You submitted over 50 samples to DNA from the Conner scene." "We have a family of four who are missing." "I would rather collect too much than too little." "Right." "Okay, so how are we doing with the family" "DNA reference samples?" "All the obvious sources of DNA in the house-- like hairbrushes and toothbrushes-- all that was thrown out." "What about the trash?" "Morgan and Hodges are going through it, but anything they find is likely contaminated." "Until I get verifiable references, all I can tell you is which donor bled where and their sex." "I will take whatever you've got." "Okay." "Uh, the stains at the bar:" "JF-1 and 2 match Doug Adamson." "Just as we thought." "I was able to identify another male bleeder in the house, but he only matched one sample, JF-13." "Okay, so that's either the father," "Dwight Conner, or the son," "Ethan." "Uh, given the limited population of the four Conner family members." "I'll take that as a yes." "Uh, all the other blood sources in the house originated from a single female donor." "Female?" "So the blood spatter and the drag marks?" "That's right." "Okay, so that's gotta either be the mother, Claire Conner or the daughter, Heather." "Assuming the limited population of the Conner family." "Yes, I get it." "Thank you." "Thank you, Henry." "Okay." "I don't get it." "I mean, on the surface, the Conners seem like this typical family, right?" "The mom is a housewife, daughter Heather's homeschooled." "Which is why the school didn't report her missing." "Is the homeschooling a recent thing?" "No." "No, no." "There was a bullying incident about four years ago." "Mom pulled her out of school." "Has been teaching ever since." "Okay." "What about you?" "Did you find anything in her room?" "No." "Pretty routine stuff." "Nothing that raised any red flags." "Okay, all right, that leaves Ethan the son, he's out of high school." "Some of the neighbors say that he hangs around some shady characters." "But when you look at his record, two speeding tickets." "The search of his room is a different story." "Found some stash boxes with traces of methamphetamine and THC." "Now, I think they're Doug's, the homeless guy's." "But if they're not..." "you know, then maybe Ethan, maybe Ethan got into some trouble with his sketchy friends." "Enough trouble to kill the whole family?" "No." "Sorry." "Brass." "Oh, yeah." "Hey." "Got your, uh, text." "You have something for me on Claire Conner?" "On February 1, Claire Conner filed a police report." "Uh, she claimed someone was stalking her." "Mostly minor vandalism." "You know, they keyed her car, slashed her tires, threw a rock through the window." "That would explain the glass being recently replaced." "Yeah." "On the same day that she called it in, she left the house for an hour." "She came home, all the cabinets were left wide open." "So somebody got in." "Police officers were dispatched." "They offered to send a CSI tech to print the place, but she declined." "That's interesting because Henry just confirmed that the blood on their front porch was canine." "Their dog was killed and displayed as a threat." "She never reported that." "That's a little odd." "Oh." "Excuse me." "Brass." "Okay." "Good work." "So, Dwight Conner worked for Marvin Braxton of Braxton Imports." "Coffee bean guy?" "Well, coffee and other Colombian imports." "Braxton fired Conner one day before the family went missing." "I'm bringing him in now." "Dwight Conner worked for me for seven years." "In what capacity?" "He was my CFO." "Oh." "Why'd you fire him?" "He stole from me-- 500 G's." "That's a lot of money." "Found out during a routine audit." "Took the money from the company account, put it into his personal account." "Didn't even try to hide it." "That's not very smart for a financial guy." "He denies it, you know?" "But you can check for yourself." "It's in the account." "Did you know that the Conner family are officially missing persons?" "I've heard something about it." "And are you aware that they went missing one day after you fired Dwight Conner?" "I'm not aware of any dates." "I just figured they ran off with the money." "Funny thing is it's still in his account." "My new guy checked." "You know, we both know that Braxton Imports launders more money than it earns." "Those charges were dropped." "This is a big money hit for any business to absorb." "I'll get the money back." "I got my own way of doing it, and they don't involve going after a family." "We think the Conner family met with foul play." "You're talking murder now." "Uh-huh." "I have no idea about that." "You can direct any other questions to my lawyer." "So this is the son's car, huh?" "Yeah." "Auto shop called after the broadcast." "Driver's side's pretty banged up." "Car's been in the shop for a month." "Obviously hasn't been repaired yet." "A month?" "You know, we keep running into this four-week wall." "It's like life just stopped for that entire family in an instant." "Yeah." "The mechanic called the Conners with the estimate." "Never heard back, so he put the car on hold." "Hasn't touched it." "They know what happened?" "According to the DMV," "Ethan Conner was involved in an accident February 15." "Claimed it was due to brake failure." "Take a look." "The steel brake lines on this car have been completely cut intentionally, front and back." "Maybe it put him in the hospital." "I found a medical bracelet belonging to Ethan in the car." "It's from" "Desert Palm Hospital." "Well, Brass is convinced that the entire family is paying for the father stealing dirty money." "You know, maybe they tried to threaten the father by hurting the son, you know what I mean?" "All Mob style." "Ugh, you know, we're not gonna be able to pull any definitive DNA references from all of this trash." "It's a waste of time." "I disagree." "I find garbage fascinating." "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." "What most people throw away in trash bags is actually biodegradable or recyclable." "Unnecessarily taking up the precious space in our rapidly diminishing landfills." "Hey, don't look at me-- I recycle." "I've started recording my garbage in a trash journal." "So now, I discard no more than three pounds per week." "You have a trash journal?" "Yeah." "This looks like a contract for a storage unit." ""Maybrook Storage."" "Rented to "Doug Adamson"?" "February 19, 2014." "It's the morning after he had a sleepover at the Conner house." ""Unit 353."" "Why would Doug Adamson need a storage unit?" ""353."" "Ugh..." "Hard to mistake that smell." "There's a lot of blood." "Inside is empty." "Keys are still in the ignition." "Finn." "Dwight Conner." "Where's the rest of the Conner family?" "I.D. confirms that this is the dad" "Dwight Conner." "Large volume of blood tells us that he was killed here." "Based on the castoff, he was struck multiple times." "No kidding." "Mr. Conner's skull is in, like, a million pieces." "There are bone fragments embedded in the wood." "Doug must've been really angry." "Confirmed blood in the trunk." "Did you find any blood in the rest of the car?" "Not a drop." "Hmm." "DNA match." "Blood in the house, female donor." "Okay, so, either Claire or Heather Conner was killed at the house... then put into the trunk of the car, the body dumped somewhere, then Mr. Conner was driven here to this storage unit, where he was killed." "That means that Dwight Conner was with the killer when he got rid of the body in the trunk." "Dead weight is heavy." "Maybe the killer needed Conner's help." "Looks like there's tar on the passenger side of the car." "They must've picked it up around the time Mr. Conner was killed." "Means the car was driven over a freshly paved road." "Find the road, maybe we'll find the rest of the Conner family." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "I never rented any storage locker." "How else do you explain these photos, Doug?" "They were taken at Maybrook Storage at 9:35 a.m." "The same day the Conner family went missing." "I was digging trenches in the Conner's yard that whole morning." "That is not me." "The shirt you're wearing in the photo is the same one I collected from you at the hospital." "I can't be the only guy in the world who likes plaid, man." "Dwight Conner was found dead in a storage locker that you rented." "With his head bashed in by a baseball bat." "Conner's wife, Claire, and their two children are missing." "Blood is spattered all over their house." "The same house you were squatting in." "I told you, they invited me to live with them." "Okay, Doug, so you're telling me that you never saw any of the Conner family before?" "That's what I keep telling you." "You're lying, Doug." "You and Ethan Conner were on a 72-hour psych hold in the same facility on the same day." "January 13." "He was there for an O.D. You were for medical detox." "So?" "So, there's only ten people in the unit!" "You're telling me you never even saw the guy?" "Nope." "So it's just a coincidence that Ethan offered you a job at their house and his whole family may be dead?" "Look, I'm not saying I'm a saint." "Okay?" "I've been an addict since I was 13." "Alcohol, coke, meth, you name it." "But I have never hurt anybody." "Admit it-- you'll do anything to feed your habit." "Even kill." "If we charge you for this crime, you're looking at murder." "You know what that means?" "So do yourself a favor." "Tell us where the rest of the Conner family is, and maybe we can cut a deal." "I'm done talking." "I want a lawyer." "Okay, so, I've got some DNA results here for you." "The unknown male DNA that we found in the house is a match to Mr. Conner here." "So he was injured there, and then killed in the, in the storage unit." "And then Henry compared Mr. Conner's DNA against the unknown female blood." "There were no markers in common." "She they're definitely not related in any way." "So, it wasn't the daughter that was killed in the house, it was the wife." "Which is interesting." "Conner here was fired by his boss Braxton for embezzling, right?" "Brass confirmed that it was a lump sum electronic deposit of a half-million dollars." "So, what if, what if Braxton or one of his goons forced Dwight here to watch his loved ones being murdered before he himself was beaten to death?" "Except we still haven't found a link between Braxton and Doug." "We do know that Doug knew Ethan." "They were both addicts." "Maybe this was some kind of drug deal gone wrong." "And the family was just collateral damage." "Boy, beautiful wife, two kids, a dog." "I mean, I bet they seemed like the perfect American family." "Nothing's ever what it seems, is it?" "No, it's not." "So, did you, uh, did you already make a note on the trace on these pants?" "The reddish dust?" "I figured it was soil or crushed brick." "It's embedded in the tread of his shoe as well." "You know, if the killer used Dwight to help dispose of the other bodies, he could've picked that stuff up from where they were buried." "Are you familiar with the Mesozoic Era?" "The Age of Reptiles?" "Ah, I see someone paid attention during earth science class." "The Mesozoic Era was 250 million years ago, during a time in which Nevada's landscape was developing formations of salt and gypsum." "As the years passed, oxidization gave these formations a beautiful crimson hue, creating what we now know as Red Rock Canyon." "The red powder that Nick found on Mr. Conner's pants and shoes." "Secluded." "A perfect place for a killer to bury the rest of the family." "Still, that's over 100,000 acres." "Actually, over 200,000." "Right." "You know, I did find some tar on the passenger side of the SUV." "Means the killer drove over a freshly paved road." "So, we're looking for an area of Red Rock near a road that was paved about a month ago." "Yeah." "Good." "Hey, it's Brody." "Thanks." "Can you get me the Department of Transportation?" "I think I got something." "Could be a body." "Yeah, okay, let's start digging." "Okay, everybody, let's bring it in!" "Looks like we got a body." "Found some kind of fabric." "That's the missing curtain from the Conner house." "Okay." "Definitely female." "Badly mummified." "You think it's Mrs. Conner?" "Yeah, either that or her daughter." "Hey." "Hey, Finn." "So, Nick and Morgan are still out there, but they haven't found any other bodies." "I'm just finishing up with our victim here." "Ligature marks on her wrist confirms she was restrained." "Multiple contusions to the head as well." "Was that the cause of death?" "Subarachnoid hemorrhage caused by blunt-force trauma." "The weapon cracked the skull, but it didn't perforate it." "Suggests that the killer didn't have much upper-body strength." "Were you able to narrow down what the weapon was?" "Something heavy." "An inch or less in diameter." "Could it have been a fireplace poker?" "That's consistent with her injuries." "There was one missing from the house." "The victim's X-rays." "Is that an IUD?" "I did remove an intrauterine device during autopsy." "According to their medical records," "Claire Conner had a hysterectomy five years ago." "That means this is not Claire Conner." "And Heather was never prescribed birth control." "So it's not the daughter, either." "Who is this woman?" "Hey." "Hmm?" "You know the great thing about IUDs?" "Besides the obvious?" "They have serial numbers." "Meet Jessica Fenton, our mystery woman buried in Red Rock." "Her DNA matched the female blood in the house." "That's interesting." "So Ms. Fenton here was killed at the Conner house, then put in the back of their SUV, driven out to Red Rock and buried." "Do we know why?" "I mean, what's the connection to the family?" "Well, I'm working on that." "She was an I.T. specialist, worked from home." "Landlord reported her missing when she didn't pay her rent." "Nick just recovered her laptop, so he's going through it right now." "Is that Dwight Conner in a sex tape?" "Oh, yeah, but not with his wife." "This was taken three months ago." "Looks like he and our victim from the Red Rock were, uh, having a little fun on the side." "She's totally playing it to the camera." "Oh, yeah, but I don't even think he knows it's there." "And check this out." "Jessica Fenton's hard drive was filled with hundreds of these photos." "All of Conner and his wife and kids." "Claire Conner was right-- someone was stalking their family." "Yeah, but it all happened pretty fast." "I mean, the affair happened in December." "Then a few weeks later, she goes all Fatal Attraction on him, breaks into his house, and then kills the family pet after treating it like that." "And that's cold-blooded." "Well, she also tried to kill their son." "I found diagonal cutters at her house." "Liquid on the hinge smells and looks like brake fluid." "Okay, all this time, we have been thinking that this entire family is dead." "Maybe we're wrong." "The cheating husband, the mistress-- both dead-- but who's the most obvious suspect right now?" "Claire Conner." "I mean, if she found out about the affair, she could've killed them both." "Yeah, and then what?" "Just grabs her kids and... gets the hell out of Dodge?" "I gotta say," "Dwight Conner picked the wrong woman to mess with with Jessica Fenton." "She used her computer skills to hack into the company server and then transferred half a million bucks into his private bank account." "She got him fired." "Yeah." "Yeah, and as if that wasn't enough," "Nick found evidence that she contacted the wife and gave her the sex tape." "Proving that Claire Conner knew about the affair." "Yeah, and she also knew who was threatening her family." "Nick also found an e-mail from Claire to Ms. Fenton on February 18 saying, "We need to talk."" "That was one day before the family went missing." "Which explains why Jessica Fenton was at the Conner house in the first place." "Okay, so..." "Claire Conner confronts her husband's mistress." "Mm-hmm." "Things escalate." "Claire hits her." "Jessica falls down." "Do you like the tape I made with your husband?" "Obviously, the rest of the conversation did not go very well." "Get off me!" "And we also know that Dwight Conner's blood was found at the scene, so at some point, he came in there to try to intervene." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Stop!" "Give me it." "No!" "So now, Claire and Dwight Conner have a body in their living room." "Okay, they have two options:" "They can call the cops or cover it up." "They chose the latter." "They wrapped her in a curtain, put her in the back of a car, and buried her out at Red Rock." "And they drove to the storage place, where Claire Conner killed her husband." "Okay, that all makes sense, right?" "Except for the storage locker." "I mean, we know that Doug Adamson rented it." "We got him on surveillance." "So how's he fit into all of this?" "Someone set him up." "It's a strong possibility that the person on that tape was not Doug, but someone that looked like him." "There's no physical evidence that he was there." "Okay." "Any evidence of the wife?" "No." "No DNA from her, either." "Well, so then what are you so excited about, Henry?" "Dwight Conner fought his attacker." "I found tissue under his nails." "And you have the DNA results?" "Y-STRs match Mr. Conner." "A male relative?" "So Dwight Conner was killed by his son in the storage unit." "And I think I know why." "I found evidence of sexual activity on Jessica Fenton's underwear." "It was an admixture of her DNA and that same male profile." "Uh, all right." "So, the son," "Ethan, was having an affair with his father's mistress." "You said Jessica Fenton was trying to destroy Dwight Conner's family-- maybe, maybe seducing the son was part of that plan." "Right." "Ethan finds out that she's just using him, maybe even tried to kill him." "He takes his rage out on his father." "And now he and his mother and his sister are in the wind." "Russell?" "Yeah." "You have a minute?" "So, I traced the mistress's credit cards." "Around the time she was murdered, one of them was used to buy three bus tickets to Prescott, Arizona." "Claire Conner and her two kids, right?" "Right." "Next day, same card was used to book a room at an extended stay hotel." "Hasn't been used since." "Are they still there?" "Brass contacted Prescott PD, but when they got to the room, the only one there was Heather, the daughter." "The daughter?" "Yeah." "I haven't seen Mom or Ethan in two weeks." "Why didn't you call the police?" "I didn't want to get them in trouble." "Well, I mean, they're already in trouble." "Your mother killed Jessica Fenton." "Your brother k-killed your..." "My father." "I know." "Were you in the house when Jessica Fenton was murdered?" "No." "No, I just came home, and I saw that... she was lying there, dead." "And there was blood all over the floor." "What did you do?" "!" "What were you thinking, Mom?" "You don't understand." "She was never gonna stop." "Who is she?" "Ask your father." "This is all his fault." "We have to call the police." "No, no, no, no." "No one's calling the police, honey." "Dad, we have to!" "Look, here's what we're gonna do." "We're gonna clean this up, and we're gonna disappear as a family." "It's okay." "Nobody ever asks me what I want." "People just make decisions in my life, and I get no say." "And now, because of my parents," "I don't ever get to see my friends again." "What about your brother?" "He was part of the plan." "And how did he track down that vagrant, Doug?" "Ethan remembered him from the mini-mart." "He said every morning he would be there, looking through the Dumpsters for food." "We found him right away." "And your mother and brother invited him to stay at the house?" "Dad thought it was better if... people thought we were dead." "You find some weird homeless guy living there, and everybody would think that he killed us." "Boy, your dad thought he had it all figured out, huh?" "My dad and Ethan went to drop off the car, but only Ethan came back and met us at the bus station." "He had blood on him." "When you saw the blood, did you ask him what happened?" "No." "He just said we were better off without Dad." "Honestly, none of this would have happened if he had just kept it in his pants." "So your family decided to... take matters into their own hands?" "Yes." "My family ruined my life." "Then why protect them?" "I'm not." "Tell me where your mother and brother are." "I said I don't know." "Come on, Heather." "You don't know where your mother and brother are?" "No!" "I don't believe you." "People don't just vanish." "They said they were going to see a movie, and I haven't seen them since." "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"~ N3krA and L3prA ~ ~ will SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD ~ SEPTiCEMiA TEAM" "Quiet on the set." "And we're rolling." "Cody Maverick interview, take one." "Why are you guys here to interview me?" "It's what we do." "We're a reality film crew." "Should I know some of the questions before we start?" " No." "They're easy." " Okay." " Can you stand on that box, please?" " Oh, yeah." "Right there?" "What is that?" " What is that?" " A sound thing." "It's a microphone." "What's up, man?" "I'm Cody." "And you're what, 14, 15 years old?" "Seventeen years of age." "And any other skills besides surfing?" "Like what?" "Like singing and dancing?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "No, not me, man." "I just surf." " Loser." " I just..." "Cut it out, Glen." "Stop, man." "We're here to make a movie about Cody." " Does he have to be here?" " It's gonna be great." "Can I get in line now to not see it?" "We'll re-slate." "Since we're talking about surfing, give us your thoughts about surfing." "Surfing." "Surfing." " Where do I start?" " How about at the beginning?" "Okay, well..." "So as soon as there was the first wave, right?" "There was the first surfer." "All they needed was, like, a piece of driftwood a block of ice or something like that, and then they were off." "And they were hooked, man." "They were hooked." "Up till recent times, you had your old dudes." "Your hang-six cats." "These old guys used to lay down with these huge, humongous boards." "These guys were the pioneers but nobody saw what surfing could really be until Big Z did it." " Could you tell us who Big Z was?" " Who was Big Z?" "You're asking the right guy." "You got that far." "Z is everything." "Big Z is surfing." "I mean, he's..." "There may well as not have been an ocean before Z." "They invented the ocean for him." "He lived so hard because he wasn't afraid to live." "He wasn't afraid to die." "He came to Antarctica when I was just a kid." "Man, it was the biggest thing that ever happened here." "And suddenly there he was." "Just floating over the water." "Hovering, you know, like weightless." "He could've walked up to anyone and he walks right up to me." "And he gives me this awesome, one-of-a-kind Big Z necklace." "And then he tells me, "You know, kid, never give up." "Find a way, because that's what winners do. "" "He was the greatest." "Everyone looked up to him, respected him, loved him." "And one day, one day I'm gonna be just like him." "And I've been surfing ever since I can remember." "It's hard to imagine my life when I wasn't surfing." "I want to get out of here, and this is my ticket out." "I'm really good, man." "I'm the best on the island." "I know it sounds cocky for saying that, but, I mean, I am, like the best." "I was born and raised here in Shiverpool." "Lived here my whole life." "That's where they sort the fish." "It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of." "But yeah, I worked there just to pacify my mom a little bit." "Good old Shiverpool." "This place sucks, bro." "I worked my way up from the sardine pile, then to the mackerel pile and I ended up on the gefilte fish pile." " All hard work." " Not like some I could mention." "Yes, this farkakte kid with the thing on the water." "My house?" "Over there." "You see it right there with the surfboards?" "Yeah, I just live here with me and my brother, Glen, my mom." "He was a little, teeny, small egg." "He wasn't very impressive." "Glen was the big egg, Cody was the small egg." "He can't help it." "That's just the way he is." "I mean, he's out there in the water all day shirking his responsibilities." "You know, hatching these eggs is a big responsibility." "And my brother, Cody, he just doesn't understand that." " He needs to step up and be a man." " It takes a real man to sit on an egg." " You know it." " Quincy, come to Daddy." "He wants to be different." "All the time with the different." "Who's got the time in the day to..." "Only six months in a day." " Thanks for making it." " Sorry." "It was too good to miss." " Thanks for making it." " How was it out there?" "He's the big brother." "I'm the little brother." "I'm not touching you." " Not gonna touch you." " Do you see this?" " Don't." "Please?" " I'm not." "He makes sure that I know that." "I had to fight for everything." "Even Mom's tuna casserole." "I'm lucky I survived." "It really wasn't that easy for him growing up." "Like I said before he never really knew his father." "I'm not really the person to ask about it because I was too young to remember." "Look, I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was, you know, eaten." " Still, it had to be traumatic." " No." "Not for me, bro." "Not for me." " What's your dream?" " To go away." " To go away." "That's great." " Do you guys want a drink?" "Got to run away from responsibility and life." "This is unique." " This is not the norm." " "I have dreams."" " When is this not happening?" " Don't make that noise." " Cody!" " It's really disrespectful." "I would never do that." "You just wouldn't make it out of your mouth." "That's the difference between you and me." "You know what?" "I can't do this anymore." "Mom." "Look what you did." "This is for me." "This isn't for you." "Why is Glen still here?" "Oh, yeah, exactly." "Mom!" "I don't understand why everybody's so judgmental." "I understand why Mom's judgmental." "I think it's because she cares, partially." "It's also partially because everyone else is looking at her like, "Hey, Cody's just a bum." "Cody's this." "Cody's that." "Cody's this. "" "Cody's me, bro." "Let me be me." "When is that gonna start?" "You know what they call me?" "The dream maker." "The dream maker." "I find these kids, I bring them here and I give them a chance to be somebody." "You know my greatest joy as a surf promoter?" "Finding Z." "Watching him rise to the top." "I still can't believe he's gone." "He was like a son to me, you know?" "It was a heart thing, you know?" "Can we just take five minutes?" "How's my hair?" "Is it messed up?" "I ain't got all day." "Is it mussed?" "We just have a few more questions about Big Z." "But right now I think we're more interested in the Reggie Belafonte story, and who could blame us?" "But Big Z is kind of the focus of our..." "Let's get the coconut filler guy over here." "And how about the guy sweeping the sand?" "Can we hear your boring story about your tedious, ridiculous life?" "Get your feathers off it!" "Stop!" "I ain't got all day." "I got a big production here." "Roll, okay?" "Just roll!" "Welcome, fans, to another edition of SPEN Sports." "This is Sal Masakela and we're here at the surfing capital of the world, Pen Gu Island for a preview of the tenth annual Big Z Memorial Surf-Off." "Professional surfers extraordinaire Kelly and Rob tell us what challenges our surfers are going to face." "First things first, Sal." "The wave." "It's the perfect combination of beauty and danger." "Even the pros are terrified of this place." "Hi, Mom." "Dig this, Sal." "Section behind me." "It's "The Boneyards." Few surfers have ventured in there and come out alive." "Are you trying to tell me people have died here?" " That's right, Sal." " A moment of silence for them." "And we keep it moving because if the Boneyards was not enough our surfers will be facing off with Tank "The Shredder" Evans." "Tank, nine-time defending champ." "A role model?" "No." "But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to." "Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank." "I mean, they should try." "Good luck, kids." "You never want to get in there and help them out and show them how to surf and spend some time with the kids?" "No, I don't want to do that." " Anyway, this is my wave." " Always classy Tank Evans." "Coming up after the break, penguin dodge ball." "Stick around." "Okay, to get back to the competition, I just want to say:" "I'm scouring the globe for the next big thing." "But that's another story." "He doesn't look for them." "I find them." "I find these penguins." "I find the talent." "Reggie has sent me everywhere on this trip." "Anyplace there's an ocean a lake, a puddle." "It's ridiculous." "I am on so much migraine medication, you have no idea." "The stress is killing me." "I don't know how much longer I can last." "I have to tell you that right now." "You gotta try this blowhole thing, man." "This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze." "I lost a bet." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Does anybody in this entire frozen wasteland surf?" " The Cody Maverick kid does that." " Wonderful." "Thank you." "You know, you're sitting on..." "thin ice." "Excuse me, I'm looking for..." "I'm looking for Cody Maverick." " Has anyone seen Cody Maverick?" " I'm Cody Maverick." "Mike Abromowitz from the Big Z Memorial Surf-Off, Pen Gu Island." "You came here on a wha..." "You came to see me." "Wow!" " Quite a slip-and-slider, aren't you?" " You're here." "What an honor, sir." "Lovely." "Wonderful." "I hear you surf." " Is this true?" " You gotta see what I can do." " You can actually stand on a board?" " I'll be back." "You're gonna see what I can do everything's gonna be good and I'm coming with you." " I can't imagine a better day." "Ma!" "Ma, he came... the scout." "Mikey." "He came." "He's here." " What?" "Yeah." " He's giving me a shot now, Ma." "You want to come watch me surf?" " No, that's okay." " Just this time." " I'm busy." "I'm chopping here." " Okay." "All right, well, wish me luck." "Cody, just be careful of those big waves." "Well, anytime now." "You should have been here yesterday." "We had a sweet swell yesterday." "I was doing some layback 360s and floaters." "It was insane." "Wow!" "Start the whale." "No!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Just give me one more chance." " All I need is one, please." " You just had it." " Dude, please don't go." " Tough break, kid." " Just wait one second." " Better luck next year." "Move it." " Let's go." "He's coming!" " Just one wave." "That's all I need." "I've never won anything my whole life." "Just once I want to feel like a winner." "I used to scout songbirds." "Toucans for this musical revue in Brazil." "Now that's show business." "Toucans..." "Hold on!" "I don't care what you say, I'm coming to Pen Gu!" "No way, no how." "This is a contest for big-wave surfers." "Can't this blubber ball go any faster?" "Step on it, fish sticks!" "No, no, no, no!" "Poor kid." "I feel bad a little bit." "Honestly, this is embar..." "No, wait!" "Wait!" "Did you guys see that?" "He almost had my board!" "He almost had it." "Next time we'll get it." " Yeah, so anyway..." " Wait!" "We got you." "We got you." "Oh, you are heavier than you look." " Man, we did it." " Thank you." "Teamwork always pays off." " I'm Chicken Joe, man." " Thanks, Joe." "Don't you ever, ever, do anything like that in the contest, all right?" " I'm in?" " Yeah, you're in." "Because that was entertaining, in a horrifying sort of way." "Right on, dude." "My name's Cody Maverick, Shiverpool." "You?" "No, I'm not from Shiverpool." " Where are you from?" " Dude, I'm from Lake Michigan." "That's where I surf." "I was the only one around my town who did it." "A lot of people thought I was crazy, but I'm used to that." " I know how you feel, Joe." " You do?" " Yeah." " Radical." " Butt freeze!" " Somebody help the chicken." "Look out!" "Slater, Machado." "How's it going, bros?" " Good." "Thanks." " What's up, buddy?" "Okay." "Later, dudes." "Radical." "Dude, look where I'm standing." "I'm standing where Z stood." " Aw, man." " Dude, you gotta try this." " No, I'm okay." " Come on." "Just one bite." "All right." "One bite, that's it." "Yeah, yeah?" "What do you think?" "It's not bad." "It kind of tastes like chicken..." "Yep." "What's chi-chi?" "Coming through!" "Oh, crap." "Oh, man." "I'm in love." "Help me!" "I'm drowning!" "What are you standing here next to me for?" "Go talk to her, man." " I'm not gonna talk to her." " She's digging on you." " She called you crap." " Joe." " Thanks again." " All right, well this is the third time you've been unconscious this week." "I just don't think it's very good for your brain." " I know." "Bye, Lani." " Okay." "Yeah, that was awesome how you saved his life and all." "That was just unbelievable." "Really." "You here for the surf contest?" " Well, I'll be watching you." " Really?" "You'll be watching me?" "Well, yeah, from the lifeguard station." " Yeah." "Right." " It's my job." " That's your job." " Are you gonna kiss her?" " What's going on?" " Come on, Joe." " You were saying you were in love..." " No, I didn't say that." " Look, he really digs you." " Joe, listen..." "He likes you, though." "See you." "I love my job." "I have an amazing job." "Just this week, with the contest it's a little crazy." "You really have to be extra, extra attentive." "When you have so many guys in the water you can't miss a thing." "But you know what?" "I have a perfect record." "I've never lost anybody." "Sure, there have been close calls, but..." " Help!" " Oh, Arnold." "I turn my back for one..." " Just lay some feeling on her." " How do you mean?" " Through words." "Through touch." " Walk me through the approach." " I'm Lani." "You're me." " You sure about that?" " I get real serious." " Let's not." "Let's not." " Whoa." " What is it?" "That's it!" "That's Big Z's shrine." " Remember?" " No, no." "Not really." "Today, the world of surfing lost one of its legends." "Big Z took his final ride this morning during a competition with up-and-coming surfer Tank Evans." "Z was last seen paddling into a massive swell off Pen Gu Bay." "Friends of Big Z gathered to remember and celebrate his life." "Great shot!" "What?" "Hey!" " Every time." " He's got a pretty good throwing fin." "Stop doing..." "Stop it!" "Cut it out!" " That's like three in a row." " Here, give it a shot." "What?" "Wait a minute." "Look at this." " Don't." "Stop it." " It's a Big Z necklace." "That's not funny." "Stop." "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "Look, everybody, it's Big Z's last fan!" "Coming through." "Out of the way." "Let's go." " You don't deserve to talk about him." " He's a big zero." " Shut your mouth!" " Zero starts with "Z"!" "You'll never be as good as Big Z, Stank." "Hey, hey, people, come on now." "Smile on your brother." " Keep your girlfriend out of this!" " You can't do that to my friend." "You're getting quite a workout there." "That feels good." "Why don't you work on my glutes a little bit?" "That's very nice." " All right." "That's enough, guys." " I'll take you on anytime, anywhere." "Well, then how about right here, right now, huh?" "Hey, Mikey, get this kid a board!" "All right, who wants to see the little guy take on the champ?" "Little guys rule!" "A little one-on-one surfing action between Tank Evans and Jerry..." " Cody." "Cody." " Cody Maverick." "Cody Mavencourt." "And the one that rides the biggest wave wins." "Are you nervous about going against Tank Evans?" "Ah, Tank." "Nervous?" "What do I have to be nervous about?" "Give it up!" "Come on, now!" "I'm gonna chum the water with your head." " Bring it on, pecker face." "Let's go." " Pecker face?" "It's mine!" "So, Cody, when you take your first wave and the whole island's there to watch, what'll it be like?" "It's gonna be amazing." "It'll be the best wave of my life." "I hope the cameras are rolling because you'll want to watch it over and over and over again." "It's gonna be awesome!" "I can't look." " Poor kid." "He's..." "Poor kid." " Wow!" "That was spectacular!" "I'm number one!" "The Tank!" "We're trying to get the details." "The lifeguard just pulled him in." "That's what happens when you take on the Tank, right?" "Cody, Cody!" " How is he?" "Okay?" "What can I do?" " Yeah, he's okay." "I can help." "Except if there's blood." "Just the thought of blood makes me..." "Somebody help the chicken." " Tank, you okay?" " Tank needs fuel." "Mikey, get the board, will you?" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." " Did I win?" "I won, huh?" " You should've stayed in Antarctica." " Oh, wow." " You're gonna be okay." "Look at that." "There's pixies everywhere." "What do you think about Cody going into a contest and possibly winning?" " You know, I'm..." " Ha." " Why did you just laugh?" " Because he keeps saying "possible."" "Like it's "possible" that you're gonna win." "And you're gonna do anything." " Really, what are the chances?" " They're high." "Aren't they high?" "I mean, they're normal chances." "It's not like I'm, like, the underdog." "Hey, Geek!" "Geek!" "Get up and help me." "Geek." "Geek?" "Geek." "Wake up!" "I need your help." "Come on." "Get off your lazy butt and come and help me." "Beautiful dream." " Did you ever know Sheila?" " No." "I don't know Sheila." " Wait, wait, wait." "What?" " What?" "Who's this guy?" " He's a surfer." "He's hurt." " Who are all those guys?" "They're with him." "Ignore them." " Come on." " Lani, what are you doing?" "If you help him, they'll go away." " Hey!" "Get out of here!" " Help him!" " Where do you want him?" " Nowhere." "That's the whole point." " No outsiders." "Come on." " I know, I know, I know." "This is an emergency." "He went down bad over the falls." "I don't know if he..." " And did he hit the reef?" " I don't know." "I'm not sure." "I got him after..." " What, is he your boyfriend?" " No." "No." "Wait, wait, wait." "Looks like he stepped on a fire urchin." "Stepped on me?" "Are you kidding?" "This guy was dancing on me." "Just look at this." "Broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..." "This is pretty bad." "This is really bad." " What..." "Cody!" " I hurt." " You're gonna be okay." "What?" " Maybe I shouldn't have taken that out." "Poison's released." "Wow." "Amazing." " What's amazing?" " That you're still alive." "It's all right." "I'm gonna fix you up." "I can fix your foot just fine." " Where is it?" "I've been looking..." " It's a saw." "You just threw a saw." "Don't let him move like that." "He's pushing the poison all over his body." " Come on, come on." " I know he looks..." "Here it is." " What are you doing?" " What is he doing?" "This is a sure-fire cure." "I learned it from an old medicine man." "It, well, works wonders." " What?" "No!" "Not that!" " Not what?" "What is he gonna..." "Gonna what?" " Come on, now." " Geek, stop." "Let's do this." "Lani, can you make some water sounds?" " Oh, my gosh, this is so gross." " What is water sounds?" " Come on." "Here we go." " No, no, no." "You..." "Kid, you better keep your mouth shut." "See, what'd I tell you?" "Hold his foot still, Lani." "Come on." "Knock him out or something." " I'm running on empty here." " I'm trying!" "So how you been?" "Wow, sea urchin in the foot." "That sounds pretty nasty." "Yeah." "How do you cure something like that?" "You pee on it." " That's disgusting." " I know!" "Hey." "How long am I stuck with this guy?" " Because you know..." " Till he's better." "Well, come back soon and, please, bring me some clams." " No." " I'm running low here." "I can't keep doing this." "You've got to start taking care of yourself." " Oh, come on." " Bye." " Bring me some more clams!" " Okay." "If it's just as well with you, I don't want to talk about Cody." "He lost." "That's it." "That's his problem." "It's not mine." "Aren't you concerned about anybody's well-being...?" "The kid's fine." "He was born in water." "He's a penguin, for crying out loud!" " Did you see that wave hit him?" " That's the whole idea of surfing." " I care." "I care!" " Mikey!" "Wait till you see this." "Look at those little legs." "Stick, stick, stick, sticky." "It's the way I walk." "I'm constantly..." " Boom-chicka-chicka..." " What's with the "boom-chicka-boom"?" "I can't stand blood." "I can't stand the sight of blood." "I can't stand..." "sight of blood." "Cody!" " Dude, have you seen my friend Cody?" " No." "Cody?" "Cody?" "He's not under there." "Cody!" "How's it going, man?" "So I woke up this morning." "I didn't know where I was." "It's never a good place to be when you wake up." "Come on." "Get up." " I don't want to." " Breakfast." " Wakey, wakey." "Come on." " I don't want to." " How's your foot?" " My foot..." " My foot's fine, but my head." " Good." "Good." "Come on, kid." "Get up." "What the...?" "Yeah, I think I got a concussion." "You should meet my brother, Glen." "You guys would really hit it off." "Oh, no." "No." "Where's my necklace?" "Did you see my necklace?" "It's gotta..." "No, no." "Big deal." "Get yourself another one at Reggie's trinket shops." "It's not just some necklace, guy." "He gave it to me himself." " Who?" " Big Z. When he came to Shiverpool." "That guy believed in me when no one else did." "He told me never to give up and to find a way because that's what winners do." " What winners do." "Yeah." "It's funny, you know, what a loser I became." "Who cares what Big Z said?" "You got to you know, do things your own way." " I don't have a way." "You do now." "Just follow this." "It'll take you back to North Beach." "Okay, nice to meet you." "Good luck." "What do I do now?" "I can't show my face on the beach." "I can't go home." "You always visualize where you're gonna be, what you're gonna do." "This ain't it." " What are you doing here?" " Here." " Oh, man." "Thank you, man." "This..." " Yeah." "That's cool of you to come back." " Thank you." " Better keep that knot tight." "You lose it during a contest, it's a goner." "Yeah, well, I'm not going in any surf contests." "Well, there's more to surfing than beating Tank Evans, you know." "Yeah." "Look at that." "You know what you're sitting on there?" "That's koa wood." "Best surfboards in the world are made of that stuff." " Yeah?" " You got a koa board?" " No, I don't have a "board" board." " Well, you wanna...?" "You want to make one?" " Nah." " What?" "I come all the way back here to give you the necklace and I'm offering to make you a board and you say, "Nah."" "Get off your lazy butt." "We're making a board." "Come on." " All right." " It's gonna be the best board you ever had." " All right?" " Okay, man." "Cody!" "That's cool." "Joe, can you just tell us why you're out here looking for Cody?" "You know, we've known each other way back since, like, yesterday, I think it was." "We got a lot in common." "I never really knew my father either." "Why are you making surfboards in the middle of the jungle anyway?" "I'm just trying to understand." "I don't get it." "Forget the 20 questions." "Let's just get the board made." "Okay, it's just..." "Are you a surfer, or do you...?" " Very funny." " Less talk, more pushing." "Come on." "Why are we pushing it?" "Why don't we just roll it?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean..." "I didn't know your foot was there." "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's not like I intentionally did it." "I'm sorry." " Cody." "The log!" " Yeah, I know!" "Geek!" "Stop, stop!" "Cody, grab the vine." "Grab the vine!" " Now, pull it." " I'm trying!" "Pull!" "Cody!" "Geek!" "Cody!" "Oh, no, no, no." "Help me up so I can kick your butt." " I thought I killed you." "You okay?" " Next time, when I say don't roll the..." "Wait." "What's that?" "Yeah, it's a beach." "Sand, water, sun." "You seen one, you seen them all." "Let's get out of here." "No, come on, man." "Let's go check it out." "You think Cody and the Geek are doing all right?" "Yeah." "I hate to see him living out there all alone." "It'll be good for him to have something to do." "Hey." "Somebody's old board shack." "Look at this." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "These are Big Z's boards." "Yeah, these are Big Z's boards." "He rode this in the Australian Open." "This is the board he rode when he came to Shiverpool, man." "This..." "I..." "Geek!" "This is Big Z's place, man!" "This is where he lived!" "This is where he made his boards!" "Did you know this was here?" "Why didn't you wanna come down here?" "And then he went up to this old shack, you know." "And I realized, you know it was Z." "I could tell he needed some space and some time to himself." "I didn't want to ask him all these questions." "So I just kind of stood there quietly." "You're Big Z!" "I can't believe it." "You're alive!" "You're alive!" "That's the respectful way to go, I think." "Why are you alive?" "What happened?" "Tell me everything." "Start at the beginning and just go." "Kid!" "You're gonna hurt yourself." "Relax." "And people said you were dead, but you're not dead." "You're in hiding." "Did something happen?" "Something happened." "You saw something you weren't supposed to see." "I knew it!" "That's what happened!" "Are you nuts?" "It's not a conspiracy." "It's no big deal." " What happened?" " I don't want to talk about it." "You don't..." "Okay, I got it!" "I'll be over here if you need anything or you just feel like talking." "Do you feel it now?" "Like talking now?" " Go away." " Got it." "All right." "I'm going away." "Unless you..." " Cody!" " Okay, got it." "I'm not gonna lie to you." "This is, like, it's huge, man." "It changes everything." "The contest is a few days away." "If I can get him to train me, then..." "Boom." "I could win this with him." "It's my dream." "And I don't want to give up on that dream." "Winners find a way, no matter what, right?" "A winner is..." "They see their goals." "They just go for it." "They're not in it for the money or glory." " A winner is..." "like..." " Hey, hey!" "It's the surfer who's out there having the most fun." "Yep, it's a lot of fun." "Right, I get you." "What's winning without the losers?" "They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay, which is my..." "Head over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!" "Feels better when there's a lot of losers around." "Was that your question?" "A winner is somebody who doesn't knock me off my surfboard and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves." "Especially Tank." "He is definitely not a winner." "He's a dirty trashcan full of poop." "Yeah, I can't remember a time when I wasn't surfing." "My mom put me right on there." "I think she pooped me out just put me right on there." "What is it about surfing that you love?" "I love being the center of attention because it's really where I should be." "And I love the looks my ladies give me, you know?" "The little glint." "I love that." "I love holding the ladies." " You know what I'm talking about?" " I think so." " Sort of." " Come with me." "Put this curtain in myself." "These are my ladies." "This is Jill." "This is my lady, Amy." "Little Suzie." "Briana." " You know why we call her Briana?" " No." "It's a long story." "Shaniqua." "Helga." "Miss Kitty." "Jeannie." "I dream of..." "Theresa." "This is Theresa right here." " Now, is Theresa, is that your..." " Dirty girl." "This spot?" "This spot is for my special lady, Lia." "I'm gonna say that one more time." "Lia." "Oh, yeah." "That's a sweet, sweet lady." "Tank!" "Are you polishing your trophies again?" "Mom, I wasn't polishing." "I was talking to my friends." "I'm gonna be polishing later." "When's he coming out?" "I'm running out of film." "Mr. Topanga!" "Could you tell us why you're not dead?" "No!" "I am dead!" "I'm dead." "What are you doing?" "Hey, who said you..." "Turn the board around." "Get back here." "Come out here and show me some moves." " No, no." " Come on!" " Grab a board and come out." " You want to kill yourself, go ahead." "Fine with me." "Just don't mess up my board." " How do you turn this thing?" " It's not a short board." "Sit back on it." "Hey, watch the wave!" "You mess up my board, I'm messing up your other foot." "I'm just trying to ride this canoe or whatever it is, okay?" "Stop trying so hard!" "Just relax." "What do you mean, rela...?" "Long, smooth strokes." " Dig deep." "Dig, come on." " I'm digging!" "Keep the nose up!" "Keep it up!" "Watch it!" "You're pearling!" " What are you doing?" " Come on, please?" "Z, I can't learn anything with you on the beach." "Well, then you're not gonna learn anything." " Now, come on in." " I'm not coming in until you come out." "Oh, you're coming in, all right." "He's not even watching the wave." " What wave?" " That one." "Five, four, three, two, and..." " Don't touch my stuff, man." " I couldn't help it." " I just wanted to learn from the best." " Yeah, well." " I don't surf anymore, okay?" " What?" "What do you mean, you don't surf?" "You want to learn how to surf the right way?" "Sure." "Then you gotta make your own board, all right?" " What do you mean, you don't sur..." " Can't hear you." " Can I ask one question..." " We're making a board." "Could you tell me about your board?" "I just have a palm tree board." "I would have to say it's not the nicest board in the world but it is a pretty good board." "The ancient Hawaiians believe that "mana" or heart was transferred into the surfboard as you shaped it." "What are your thoughts on that?" "What's up with the hair?" "You could fit a whole fish in there." "My dream surfboard." "It's pretty powerful." "You can add a lot of attachments to it, like a grenade launcher attachment." "Anybody know whose board this is?" " I'm pretty sure it's the chicken's." " Has anybody seen the chicken?" "Cody!" "I know he's out here." "I can feel it in my nuggets." "Aren't you nervous out here in the jungle?" "It's kind of dangerous." "Dude, the jungle is the most peaceful place on the planet." " Hold it steady." " This is a dream come true." "This is a dream come true, to be here with Z, doing this." " And it's koa wood." " Where's the..." "All the best boards are made from koa wood." "All right, now, I drew this pattern as a guide." "Do you want to have your board with a lot of rocker or just a little?" "I don't know." "What you want is something in-between." "Trust me." " I'm the expert here." " Okay." "So here are your shaping tools." "Now, remember, the board's already inside there, see, somewhere." "And what you're doing is you're trying to find it." " Reveal it." "All right?" " Okay." "Every carve counts." "Why are you smiling?" "Don't smile." " I'm not smiling." "I'm excited." " This isn't like hacking a piece of ice." "It takes patience and finesse." "All right already." "Can you just give me the tools, please?" " Here, take it." "Go ahead." " Thank you." " Here we go." " What are you doing?" "If you're gonna do it, do it right." "All right, look." "First of all, with the grain." "With the grain." "You see what I'm doing here?" "You let the tool do the work." "You see?" "Just like you're riding a wave." "You let the wave do the work." "You don't fight the wave." "You can't fight these big waves." "Long strokes." "Loads of finesse." "Find the board within the tree." " Nice and easy." " Yeah, I got it." "See that?" "You just..." " You just..." " Maybe I could do it now." "Move with..." " With the..." " Can I do it now?" "Can I do it now?" "Yeah." "I got carried away." "Sorry about that." " It's your board." " My board." "Okay, with the grain." "I got it." "Don't forget to eyeball it once in a while." " Long strokes, with the grain." " Not too long." "Here we go." " You're doing it wrong." " Will you just let me..." "I can't..." "No finesse when you're in my face." "Okay?" "Just let me make the board." " Do you want my help?" " No, I don't want your help." "I don't want your help." " You don't want my help?" " I don't want your help." " All right." "Fine." " I want to make my board." " Build the board yourself, all right?" " Thank you." "I don't care what the board looks like." "You're the one who's got to ride the thing." " Fine." "Thank you." " It's in there somewhere." " Walk over there, please!" "Please." "Don't cut yourself." "So it's day three, yeah?" "I come across Pen Guans." "I'm Chicken Joe." "Joseph." "It's long for Joe." "Sweet, man." "And they treat me as their king and put me in a hot tub." "It is, I guess, their royal hot tub." "It got kind of hot and steamy." "But really opened up my pores, you know?" "It was kind of cool." "They served me food while I was in there." "It was like dinner and a show." "As enjoyable as it was, I still had a vision of my quest." "Thank you." "See you guys later." "I gotta get going." "Not again." "You know what else it was?" "I had the board." "The board was fine." "The board was great." " How's it going?" " It's going great, man." "It's great." "It did look a little rough." "A little rough?" "The board looked a little..." "It's a work in progress, bro." "You think it's good enough for the big waves?" "I think it's good enough for any wave." "Hang on." " Okay, let's say I'm a big wave." " Hold on." "No, no, no, no." " Hey, where you..." " Hold on!" " Where are you going?" " It's my board, man, all right?" "Why don't you take your board and go try it out?" "Maybe I will." "Piece of junk." "Watch!" "Nice ride, man." "Nice ride." "This is supposed to be fun." "I got three days until the contest." "I don't have time for fun." "No time for fun, huh?" " Hey, Cody!" " What?" "Bring me some clams when you come back!" "I'm not coming back!" " He'll be back." " No, I won't!" "He'll be back." " You guys like barbecue?" " Yeah, sure." "Got some wood here." "I wasted my whole day and I have nothing to show for it, which is..." " I was just going to check on you..." " That's why you were and the Geek." " Listen." "The Geek is Big Z." " What?" " I know." " You know?" " How did you find out?" " We went to the beach." " You got him to the beach?" " Yeah." "I've been trying to get Z out of that tree for 10 years and you got him all the way down to the beach in one day?" "This is fantastic!" "It's amazing!" "Do you want to go somewhere fun?" "Do you want to go somewhere really, really fun?" "Unless you want..." "Did you want to get back to Big Z?" " I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have invited you." " No, no, no." " What?" "Okay." "No?" " No, look." "I want to have fun." " Okay." " Do I need mints or something?" " You tell me." " No, you won't need mints." "Z used to carry us up here on his shoulders." "We'd have so much fun." " It's one of my favorite spots." " Really?" " Boy, to be 8 years old again." " What is this?" "You don't want to get all cut up, do you?" "Hold on." "What are you doing?" "No, no, no." "I'm out of here." "I'm better off..." "It's going down!" "No, no, no!" " This is insane!" " Stop fighting it, Cody!" "Just let go!" "All right!" "Now I'm in front of you." "What's going on now?" "It's not a race!" "Okay, wait, don't take the left..." "Cody!" " Give up, slowpoke!" "It's over with now!" " Not for long!" "Give up now, sucker!" " I beat you!" " Congratulations, you sure did." "You should probably get out of there." "Why is that?" "This stuff is..." "Look at me." "It's so beautiful." "Look at it." "What is this stuff?" "See those things up above you?" "They're glowworms." "So you're right beneath them." "Yeah, that's poop." "You know how some stinks stink and other stinks smell good?" " Yeah." " This is, like, a good stink." "A good stink?" "Can I tell you something personal?" "We're in the shower together." "You can say whatever you want." "I'm serious." "I'm really, really jealous of you." "Why?" "I couldn't get Z off his butt for the last 10 years and then you come along and..." "He must really think a lot of you." "I don't know." "I've been a jerk to him." "I don't know what he thinks." " You haven't." " I have." "I've been a jerk." " I have." " Then go not be a jerk." "What does it matter to you anyways?" "He's my uncle." "He's the only family I've got." "Okay." "Z?" "No." "No, no, no, don't you do it." "Z, don't do it." "No." " No." " Let's see here." " I swear..." " It's stronger than I thought." "...if you break it..." " Should've been broken by now." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Look at that." "That's the best place in the world to be, in the tube." "Really?" "Yeah." "Better than winning, the trophy, all that stuff." "Tube riding is the ultimate thing in surfing to ride inside the wave and make it out of it." "It's all we want to do every day." "It's almost impossible to describe." "There's nothing I can compare it to." "It's a feeling that not too many people will experience so it's special in that sense." "Then you try to remember it." "Like, "I wish I could remember that," or "I wish I could get that again."" "It's so addicting." "Once you get inside you never want to get out." " Wow." "That's amazing." " Yeah, man." "Nothing like it." "So, that aside, how many points would you get for getting tubed?" "Like, what does it depend on for the contest?" " Points?" " What?" "You know who you sound like right now?" "I promote happiness!" "Can you see the happiness emanating from me?" "What's wrong with you?" " We're live." " Good." "Good." "I have to say, I have no doubt that this year's Big Z Memorial is gonna be the best ever." "With the competition just one day away the excitement is definitely building here on Pen Gu Island." "That didn't take too long." "I feel lightheaded." "So get this." "On my search for Cody, I bump into my hot tub buddies again." "I get it." "You guys look hungry." "You've probably got the munchies or something." "Squidito on el stickito?" "Check it out!" "Dude, have you seen my friend Cody?" "He's kind of like a penguin." "He's got a lot of black on him, a lot of white." " How did you learn how to surf?" " I saw Big Z do it, actually." "I don't think you were born yet." " I wasn't?" " No, I don't think so." "Lani?" "I like her when she teaches us because..." "Smudge!" "Not another one!" "I think he really has to go to the bathroom right now." "What's next?" "The board is done." " The board is done?" " The board is done." " Well, let's do some training." " Finally!" " Can we get a shot of you..." " You've got to get it in a long shot." "Hey, Z!" "Come on!" " Where you going?" " I thought we were going to train." "Not in the water." "Jeez." "What are you thinking?" " You want to surf like Big Z used to?" " Yeah." "I've got some tests here to figure out your potential." " Let's do it." " No, put them on your eyes." " Like this." " On my eyes." " Take it, Cody." " Can we do some training, seriously?" "What are you talking about?" "What do you think we're doing?" "Acting like nutjobs." "That's what I think we're doing." "Yeah, good." "You're learning!" "And a big set comes in." "Wipeout!" " That's it!" " Take it easy!" "This is getting ridiculous." " You having fun?" " I hate you." "Big, you know, slow:" "He does this flip over the top." "All right, now you go." "No joy, man." "No joy." "Fail." "I'm starting to see it, man." "I think I know what you're talking about." "That's great." "As long as we're all having fun, right?" "Z, wake up." "Wake up, Z. Z!" "Hey, Z, breakfast!" "Not a chance." " Four, three, two..." " You gotta get up early in the morning one." "That is fun." " You're having fun?" " I am." "Yes." "Now I am." "Then, Cody you passed!" " What?" "You did it!" "You're ready!" "Let's surf!" "Don't play me, Z. We're surfing?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Hey, check it..." "I didn't know you could surf!" "Relax!" "Long, slow, smooth." " Like making the board!" " There you go." " All right." "Okay." " Feels good, yeah?" " You're in the water, Z!" " Come on out." "Get wet!" "Come on!" "Lani, thank you." "Look at that!" " Nice!" "That's it!" "Nice." " Great ride!" "Big Z is back!" "This is what it's all about." "What could be better than this?" "I need some help on this landing for the high note" "Nice." "Nice." " Is that the only song that you know?" " Pretty much." "You want to hear it again?" "It goes like this." "No?" "Okay." "I got you there, didn't I?" "I must say you were quite amazing out there today." " You weren't so bad yourself, kiddo." " Thanks to this guy." " I just pointed you in a direction." " Question, Z." " Change your mind about the song?" " No, no, no." "Here, it goes something like this..." "I was wondering if you could come watch me ride tomorrow." "Yeah, yeah." "We'll both ride, man." " No, not just..." "In the contest." " Contest?" "What contest?" "The Big Z Memorial." "Remember that one?" "I know I'm asking a lot but it would really, really be the biggest thing in the world to me if you could come." " You still want to be a part of that?" " Absolutely." " Why do you want me there anyway?" " I thought you'd want to be there." " I don't know why it's a big deal." " It's no big deal." "Why won't you come?" " I'm not coming." " Why?" " Give it a rest." " It's getting cold, guys." " Tell me why you're hiding." " Hiding?" " Why are you hiding?" " I'll have to eat all this by myself." "Why didn't you come back after you fell off the wave?" "That wave." "That last day, winning had become everything to me." "I knew I was gonna beat Tank." "But then, you know, he starts to surf circles around me." "I saw what he was doing." "I couldn't do what he was doing." "Times had changed." "I didn't want to walk back on that beach with all my fans there." "A loser." "Everyone looking at Big Z, the loser, the has-been." "So..." "Big Z's dead, and that's how it's gonna stay." "Let me play you that song." "What about "never give up"?" "What about "find a way"?" " You're giving up." "You're giving up!" " Yeah, I'm giving up." "That's my way." " Giving up." " I thought you were the one guy." "You don't like it, find your own way." "Leave me out of it." "Leave me out of it." "I messed up." "I'm just..." "I'm... not good." "This is when I needed someone." "I needed him." "It's hard enough losing one dad, but..." " What do you mean by...?" " Nothing." "Nothing, man." "Forget it." "Peaceful." "Peaceful." "I'm in peace." "I come in peace." " Cody!" " Joe!" " I've been looking everywhere for you!" " You've been looking for me?" "I didn't lose you on the whale." "I'm not gonna lose you now." " Thank you." "Seriously, thank you." " Radical." "They're starting!" "Cody, we gotta go!" "Come on!" "Wait a minute." "Joe?" "Surfers riding..." "I'm sorry." "Watch this, dude." "I can speak their language." "I totally need my board." "I don't know where it is." "I gotta go find it." " I'll see you in the lineup." " See you, Joe." " This is gonna be fun, huh?" " See you." "The tenth annual Big Z is about to get underway and, whoa, it is the day of days." "Big mountainous bombs marching into our coastline." "Kelly Slater, on a danger level, one to ten, give me a number." "Twenty." " Wow." "Rob?" " There'll be blood." "I'm scared, and I'm in the booth!" " What are you doing here?" " Mike." "You're gonna kill yourself." "Don't do this to yourself." "Look what happened last time." " It's good to see you back." " Are you serious?" "You're gonna be a real crowd pleaser." "I'm telling you, these people are gonna eat you up." " I'll be expecting big things from you." " Thank you." "People, big announcement." "Cody Maverick, he's back." "The Wipeout King is back and I'm gonna tell you, start looking for the sharks." "They'll be circling because there's gonna be blood." "Spectacular carnage today." "Thank you!" "Reggie Belafonte." "Little guy, big hair, big thoughts, big heart." "Look at this." "You're going down, snowflake." "I'm gonna make you wish you were never even hatched." "You want to see my trophies?" "Arnold, no." "About 24 surfers battling their way out to the..." "Good golly!" "Make that 18." "Rob, after such a heavy wipeout earlier in the week what do you think is going through Maverick's mind?" "He's gonna have to stay focused and channel that energy into good places." "When are you gonna get a life?" "You are a nobody." "You should've stayed in Antarctica, kid." "He made it!" "Yeah, good." "What an amazing first ride mind-blower from Maverick." "Did you guys see that?" "Man." "I thought I was gonna lose it, and then I just..." "I just let go, you know." "I let go, and there it was." "Wow, it's been an amazing day of shredding in less than stellar conditions but I never would have guessed our three finalists." "Well, Sal, it's no surprise that Tank Evans has just breezed his way into the finals." "And Cody Maverick, from a horrible wipeout a few days ago to this." "And Chicken Joe from Sheboygan." "Who would have guessed it?" "I have never seen a finals like this." " We're in the finals, Joe." " No way!" "We get to surf some more?" "Isn't it exciting?" "Look at that." "This is great, huh?" "You know, you should know this." "The Tank loves you." "Looks like this will be the easiest year ever." "No way." "Cody, did you hear that?" "It's gonna be easy." "Are you loving this?" "So who would you like to see win the trophy?" "It's not so important to me." "Friends are better than anything in the world." "Friends are forever." "Trophies, you never know what they can have happen to them." " That was awesome, mate." " Muy impresivo, my friend." "Thank you, bro." "Thanks." " Finals." " Hey!" "Yeah." "I know." "I can't even..." "I think I can win this thing." "It's too much right now." " Well, that's all you came for." " What?" " What is that supposed to mean?" " You made it pretty clear last night that winning's more important to you than Z or me." "But, hey, maybe you'll get to take your stupid trophy home." " Lani." "Come on." " Come here, you!" "How about this, huh?" "Let me tell you something." "You win this thing, we're going places!" "Look at this kid." "He is a champ!" "Tank, nine-time defending champion." "He will roll on you." "Expect him to win this thing." "It's basically a contest for second place." "First, I'm gonna take you down." "Then I'm gonna fry the chicken." "That cloud looks just like a kitten." "Maverick and Evans take off." "Mine!" "And it's Evans dropping in." "And Tank's playing games, blocking Maverick's every move." "Maverick sticks a rail." "Tank Evans down!" "I have never, ever seen this before!" "But I'd love to see it again." "Cody trying to take back the wave that Tank snaked from him." "Evans toying with him, not paying attention." "And there's the outside rail." "Evans goes down." "And it's Maverick with this new-school move." "We'll call it "The Maverick."" "And look at this." "Maverick scoring big." "Oh, it's so cute." "It's got little paws and the whiskers." "Chicken Joe with a no-paddle drop-in!" " Here we go!" " Nobody needs to help this chicken." "I'm flying!" "Maverick and Joe tied, and no score for Tank Evans?" "Unbelievable." "Surfers, this is your final wave!" " Joe, this is it." "This wave wins it." " Yeah, man!" "This wave is stacking up to be a beautiful tube." "Maverick should score big on this one!" "But wait!" "Evans drops in." "It looks like Evans is gonna take out the chicken." "What's Maverick doing?" " Go, Joe, go!" " Got it!" "Let's go!" "I don't believe this." "This contest was Maverick's to win." "Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into The Boneyards." " Tank, look out!" " You look out!" "Code!" "Z!" " Cody, come on." " Z!" "Paddle!" "Come on!" "Dig!" "Faster!" "Come on." "Dig!" "Don't dig!" "Don't dig!" "What?" "Let the wave carry you!" "You're gonna have to time it!" "You're gonna come right here, right to me!" "Five... four..." "Three... two... one." "Z!" "Where's Cody?" "Don't touch it!" "Don't touch that!" "This is a reminder of the young surfer who gave his life for the sport he loved." "There you are." "I can't believe it!" "I can't believe it." "You came back." "You saved my life, man." "Thank you." "Hey, hey, come on." "You're gonna tip us!" "Well, I lost." "Me too." "Come on." "Let's go, loser." "You want to help me out here?" "You know the routine." "Come on." "Long." "That's it." "Smooth, you know." "Come on." "Young Joey MacEnroe was a beacon for a new generation." "May he rest in peace." "So, what am I bid for the board?" "Who'll give me 30?" "30, come on." " Don't touch his stuff, man." " Pal, if you want to bid..." " Give me that." " Hey...!" "Hey." "Hey, everyone." " How you been?" " Oh, my gosh!" " Yeah..." " Hey, man, that's Z." "...that's me." "Skank, what's happening, man?" "Got a little sand in your egg sac there, fella." " Where have you been, Z?" " What happened?" "Oh, you know I got lost for a little while." "But that kid there, Cody he pointed the way back." "Could you please shut that off?" "Could you give me a minute?" "Check it out!" "How about this?" "You want to talk about talent scout?" "People find talent." "I bring them back from the dead." "The now living legend, ladies and..." " Shut up." " What?" "Shut up?" "I'm not a legend." "I'm a guy looking for some nice waves, some good friends." "Hey, guys, the swell is happening over on the north shore!" "I'm right behind you, Z." "Ouch, that hurt." "Come back here!" "You don't just walk away!" "Come on!" "He's taking this loss pretty hard." "Tank, how does it feel to lose after nine time..." "I wasn't kissing her." "You can't have her!" "Can we get a few words?" "You gave up the trophy to help Joe." "What's that about?" "You know, Rob, that's what friends do." " How's it feel to win, Joe?" " I won?" "Come on!" "I'll tell my mom." "Gimme." "Gimme!" "Oh, Lia!" "Oh, Lia." "Don't you walk away from me!" "I am Reggie Belafon..." "Turn that thing off." "Mikey!" "You are so fired!" "I can't imagine a better day." "Dude, this..." "This whole experience has just been..." "It's amazing." "Z?" "I don't think I've ever had a better friend to me in my life." "It's just really cool to have everything I need." " Don't do it." "Help!" " Arnold!" "To be honest, man, I'm kind of, like, bored of talking about myself." "So, is that cool?" "You guys got what you need?" " We got it." " All right." "Be good!" "Cowabunga!" "Of course we're proud of him!" "What mother wouldn't be proud of him?" "We're so full of proudness." "You know what?" "He followed his dream and he went out there, and now he's coming home with the trophy." "I can't wait to see his trophy." "There's not really a trophy." "Is there, like, a big shell or something like that?" "There's no shell." "There's no trophy." "Well, he didn't win." "What?" "How bad was it?" "Did he get smoked?" " He was in the finals." " Second place?" "That's losing." " Winning is not everything, Glen." " Right." "Look at what Cody did..." "Go back to the "winning isn't everything" thing." "That doesn't compute, really." "You know what, Glen?" "I really hope someday you can be more like Cody." "This interview is over." "Remember when were talking about you leaving?" "That was great." "Remember when you were gonna go?" " We were gonna go..." " You should still go." "It's technical equipment." "I know what I'm doing." "I can unplug one of your little Hollywood devices." "The lighting thing, whatever you call that and then the microphone thing." "Go back to Hollywood." "Cody would never do this."

"For the last time, the best cop movies, in order:" "Training day, lethal weapon, and Fargo." " End of discussion." " Wrong." "Die hard is the best cop movie of all time." "One cop heroically saving the day while everyone else stands around and watches." "It's the story of my life." "I like Turner Hooch." "Tom Hanks, reluctant friendship with a dog." "That hits me where I live." "No." "Robocop." "It's got everything I like..." "Gratuitous violence." "Oh, I thought you were listing things." " I was." "I'm done." " Okay." "Let's talk bad boys." "That's the perfect cop movie." "Mr. Smith, lookin' fine." "A hot cup of tea Leone." "Come on." "Francois Truffaut's breathless." "What?" "Terry likes foreign films." "Mm-kay." "There is a correct answer to this question, though." "So gather around for the greatest cop film of all time." "Please refrain from texting during our presentation." "(Man) Excuse me, ma'am." "All right, so there's Hitchcock." "And there's an old hooker." "There it is!" "Come on, guys, that happened four years ago." "Shh, this is the best part." "Takes the wallet and here she goes!" "[All groan]" "[Upbeat music]" "♪" "Hey, love the sweater." "Who you slaying' tonight, lady killer?" "Well, we shall see what we shall see." "No, you're dressed exactly like the lady killer." "Damn it!" "This is Jeffrey Dahmer's corduroys all over again." "All right, let's get started." "Scully." "Where are you on digitizing the old case files?" "As of yesterday, I'm officially 1% done." "Why are you smiling?" "That's nothin'." "There are thousands of cases, and for each one, I have to fill out" "200 little box thingies on 50 different screens." "At least you get to sit on your butt all day." "That's actually the worst part." "My doctor said I have an anal canyon." "Ugh, God, Scully, why are you always telling us about your disgusting body?" "I don't see anything." "That's because it's all wart." "[Retching]" "How are you married?" "Peralta, where are we on the Adams street burglary?" "We are very close, Captain." "Aside from a complete absence of evidence, suspects, or leads." "So, in conclusion, not at all close." "And the Vickers street aggravated assault?" "Stalled out, and the Calloway robbery also remains unsolved..." "Due to a lack of solving it by me." "Sounds like someone's in a little bit of a slump." "I'm not in a slump." "You're not?" "Scoreboard." "I don't slump, people." "I opposite slump." "I p-muls." "That's "slump" backwards, and it's what I do." "I p-muls all over this bitch." "Dismissed." " Slump." " P-muls!" "Wait... before you say anything," "I want to guess what happened, based on your face." "Someone died." "No!" "You won a prize!" "I'm not getting better at this." "I'm concerned that the open cases mound of garbage on your desk has become so much higher than the closed cases" " mound of garbage." " All right, sir." "Let me hit you with a little analogy." "Are you familiar with race cars?" "Formula 1 or stock?" "That's already way more than I know about it." "The point is, I'm a super-awesome race car who's hit a couple of unlucky speed bumps." "You got speed bumps on a race track?" "Is that not part of car racing?" "It should be." "All I'm saying is, it's open road again." "I'm about to close a case." "Missing grandma Helen Sterrino." "Last Sunday, her grandson Judd reported she went out for bagels and never came back." "This morning, we picked up an old lady matching her description exactly." "I showed her pictures of Judd, and she said, and I quote, [imitating old lady] "That's my grandson."" "What did I say about doing voices?" "I'm a storyteller, sir." "It's my craft." "Anyways, grandson's coming in." "They reunite, and I throw another case on the old "solved it" pile." "Hey, my croissant." "[Heavy thuds]" "[Crunch]" "You wanted to see me, Captain?" "Yes, the D.A. wanted me to personally thank you for your work on the Jay street drug bust." "That's why we do this, sir." "For praise?" "Uh..." "There's a community outreach program that's very important to me." "I was wondering if you'd like to head it up." "Absolutely, sir." "I won't just head it up," "I will head and shoulders it up." "I will dive in, swim around it, and just be altogether good with it." "Be more articulate when you speak to the children." "Yes, sir, I will make better mouth." "Hey, sarge, I need someone to fill out a lineup." "Will you be scary Terry?" "Oh, I love being scary Terry." "He says what regular Terry's thinking." "This is takin' too long!" "I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!" "But I'm too busy." "I've got a special case I'm working on." "Uh, Hitchcock," "Boyle needs you to fill out a lineup." "Oh, great." "I'll take my shirt off." "No one asked you to take your shirt off." "Stop volunteering to take your shirt off." "I can't hear you!" "Shirt's over my ears." "Hi, Rosa." "Ooh, I like your shoes." "They're a really pretty..." " What do you need?" " Color." "Okay." "You know how, every year, the precinct does that Junior police program seminar?" "That thing where we try to get a bunch of loser kids to become student snitches?" "No, the thing where we try to get at-risk kids..." " Losers." " To sign up to become Junior police officers." "Snitches." "What about it?" "Captain specifically asked me to run it this year." "I signed you up to do it with me." "Here's the info." "Now I gotta read something?" "Greetings." "Fine." "I guess I can help you with those at-risk kids." "[Scoffs] I don't need your help." "It's nothing personal, it's just..." "You're not a cop, so I'm not really sure" " you could help." " Okay." "No hard feelings." "But I hate you." "Not joking." "Bye." "[Distant siren]" "Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Terrino." "I'm glad you're here." "May I present to you..." "[Imitates trumpet fanfare]" "Oh, my darlings." "Thank God I found you." "Oh, look at those beautiful cheeks." "I have no idea who this lady is." "I've never seen her before in my life." "What?" "No, she recognized you." "This is Helen." "Who's Helen?" "Oh!" "That's my husband." "Solomon!" "I'm..." "I'm not really her husband." "You're so much shorter than you used to be." "What did the Japanese do to you?" "Different generation." "Okay, this is Ethel Musterberg from the prospect heights senior center." "There was an I.D. card in her back pocket." "Why was your hand in her back pocket?" "Well, she told me she didn't have any I.D., and, unlike Boyle, my first instinct was not to caress her butt." "Frisked!" "I frisked her butt!" "It looks like this case remains unsolved, Peralta." "Oh, my God." "I'm in a slump!" "Oh, cool." "You're all here in the break room." "You asked us to come in here." "What?" "Here's a hypothetical question." "Let's say I knew someone that, for the first time in their career, was experiencing, like, a minor slump." "What do you think you would suggest to that person if they were going through that?" "Well, I haven't really been in a slump since my divorce." "So I'd tell this person, "maybe get divorced."" "He'd have to get married first." "Okay, so the suggestion to beat is get married and then divorced." "Rosa?" "Fly to Montreal, hit a classy hotel bar, bone a stranger, slump over." "Wow, that sounds amazing." " Yeah." " That's a good one." "Sarge, what would you do?" "10,000 sit-ups." "Okay, do you have a backup plan in case my hypothetical person can only do" "9,500, or 3?" "What's going on in here?" "We're helping Jake's friend got out of his slump." "Or try working a case until it's solved, Peralta." "I always find that closing cases is the best way to end the slump." "Thank you, Captain!" "He's right." "You just need a win." "Pick your easiest, no-brainer case, and work it till it's done." "Fine!" "Right after I do Rosa's Montreal sex thing." "That sounds fun." "Yeah." "Okay, this is the Junior police program." "Aka "mission possible."" "[Spy music plays on TV]" "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your life back on track." "[Coughs] Narc!" "[Laughter] Hey, Gina." "What are you doing?" "Oh, hi, Amy." "Since I have nothing to offer, and since I'm not a cop," "I thought I'd just show up and learn." "Do you wanna help me out here?" "Nah, I think I'm good." "I know you think getting in trouble is cool." "But let me show you what can happen if you continue down this path." "Hey, yo, I'm an at-risk kid, and I think it's cool to sell drugs." "Hold up... why does the kid selling drugs sound like he's black?" "He's not." "Well, why not?" "Are you saying that black people can't sell drugs?" "No, I'm not saying that." "We have a black President." "Why can't black people sell drugs?" "I'm so confused." "Black people can sell drugs!" "(All chanting) Black people can sell drugs!" "Black people can sell drugs!" "Black people can sell drugs!" "Black people can sell drugs!" "Black people can sell drugs!" "(Terry) [Muffled grunting]" "Don't make me hit you again." "Um..." "I'm building this dollhouse for my girl." "It's her birthday tomorrow." "I told my wife I'd get it done." "I had the same exact one when I was a kid!" "Mom, Charles is hogging my doll house!" "Grandma bought it for the both of us!" " You want some help, big man?" " No!" "I can do this." "It's just driving me a little crazy." "Where do I affix the princess tower, Boyle?" " Where do I affix it?" " On the side of the turret..." "Not now, Boyle." "Let a brother breathe." "Let a brother breathe." "Why would I swap cases with you?" "I got multiple calls that a guy in the sackett towers is dealing meth out of his apartment." "It's a guaranteed arrest." "And therefore will have a ton of paperwork, which I know you hate." "I have a murder here with no leads and no evidence." "It's unsolvable, and thus..." "Shall have no paperwork." "You had me at "no paperwork."" "That was the very end of the sentence." "All right, Boyle." "Let's hit it." "So where are you going, Peralta?" "I am on my way to ending the slump." "I got a dunker, Captain." "Nothin' but net." "Hey, slump, you're about to get nailed by the Jake hammer." "So you haven't solved any of your old cases, and yet you've taken on a new one." "I mean, shouldn't you at least solve this Helen Sterrino missing grandmother case first?" "Or I could solve the super easy one, get my mojo back, and move on to catching the zodiac killer." "Am I getting ahead of myself?" "No, you are not, Jake rabbit." "I like Jake hammer better." "Let's go." "Ah." "I did not think getting these kids to sign up would be this hard." "[Scoffs] These kids don't wanna listen to you." "You're like..." "Smart and articulate." "So are you!" "Why am I offended by that?" "They don't identify with you because you're not from the streets." "I am." "Follow, watch, learn." "All right, listen up." "I know you think you're badasses." "But deep down, you're scared." "How do I know?" "Because I've been that same scared kid." "And if you don't get your crap together," "I'm gonna end up busting you and throwing you in jail." "Got it?" "Remix, yo!" "[Autotuned singing] ♪ Throwing you in jail" "♪ Throwing you in jail [Laughter]" "♪ Got it?" "♪ Throwing you in jail" "What's happening?" "I think they're laughing at you." "That's never happened before." "I don't like it." "♪ got it?" "Freeze!" "NYPD, hands where I can see them." "Don't shoot!" "I was just practicing my minuets, but I'll hold it down." "All right, flute man, who else is in this apartment?" "Where's the dealer?" "I live here alone with my birds." "What, you don't think I know this M.O.?" "These are mules." "They're drug mules." "They're bird mule drugs." "Drug bird mules." "Apartment's clear." "We got multiple calls about a dealer here." "I bet it's the silly kids down the hall." "They love prank calling me." "The only drugs in this apartment are for my heart, my liver, my kidney, my salivary glands, and my penis and my feet." "Oh, bird pooped on your shoulder." "No, wait..." "Pooped on your head, then dripped onto your shoulder." "I'm telling you, it's good luck." "No, it isn't, okay?" "That's just something people say when a bird poops on you to make you feel better because it's terrible." "Fore, comin' in!" "Oh, come on." "I was at the crime scene." "This guy comes up out of nowhere, confesses." "Well, he says he's gotta make things right, so helps me track down his accomplices." "That is so great, man." "Looks like everything's comin' up Hitchcock." "Hey, Jake." "You busy?" "Yes, I very clearly am busy." "The medical examiner's office just called." "They mishandled some evidence." "So the D.A.'s gonna have to dismiss your last two busts." "[Sighs] Great." "And the slump gets worse." "I don't think it's a slump." "Honestly, you are straight-up cursed." "Good to know." "Can you hand me a paper towel, please, Gina?" "There's no more left." "Yeah, that sounds right." "Hey." "You're dripping on my carpet." "Oh, don't worry, sir." "It's just urinal water." "Clean urinal water." "You could eat off his shirt." "Why would I ever eat off his shirt?" "Look, sir, I don't know what's going on, but I think I'm cursed." "Cursed, huh?" "The freakiest things have been happening to me." "I mean, I can't solve a case to save my life." "Birds are unloading on me left and right." "And, two seconds ago..." "Hey, sarge, do we have any old t-shirts in here?" "I..." "Cursed." "Yeah, I've seen this kind of thing before." "It happened to a friend of mine back in the 1-8." "Detective Smith." "We called him smitty." "He thought he was cursed, and because cops are superstitious, the whole precinct thought he was cursed." "But then he found a case, and he solved it, and now he's married to Kate Upton." "No." "No one would go out on calls with him." "He responded to a riot at a gym without backup, and got beaten up by a girls' volleyball team." "It was actually quite violent." "Man..." "Girls are so scary." "I don't want you out in the field again, Peralta." "I'm pulling you from casework." "You can digitize old files with Scully." "You're benching me?" "No, no, no, look..." "I've got a plan." "Give all my open cases to Hitchcock, who's suddenly on a roll, and assign me 20 fresh ones." "Eventually, my luck will turn." "No, I don't think that's what's best for you or the squad." "Not until this blows over." "And how long will that be?" "Could be a week, could be a month." "Could be a year." "Could be a decade." "Sorry, we're just saying bigger and bigger numbers." "I don't know how to connect with these kids." "They're mean and shallow and respect nothing." "I mean, what kind of person would they even listen to?" "Hitchcock, stop bringing your food in little Tupperware containers." "It hurts my fingers when I'm trying to open it." "(Hitchcock) Sorry!" "Hey, Gina." "That's a super cute..." "What do you want?" "Sweater." "Okay." "Rosa and I think it would be great if you talked to the kids." "Mm, I thought only cops could help." "In this case, not being a cop might actually be better." "Mm, that's true." "In all cases, cops are the worst." ""Enter the numbers from this report" ""into the corresponding boxes on the screen." "Then fill out these fields."" "And I'm in a coma." "Hey, Hitchcock." "Help me out, man." "I'm so bored." "Let me jump back on that murder with you." "No." "I got it." "Come on, man, let me just..." "No, don't touch it!" "You're contagious." "Everything could fall apart!" "Geraldo, leave Hitchcock alone!" "Come here." "I got in touch with smitty." "He says that you should rub this rabbit's foot with your left forefinger and your pinky, like this, for good luck." "Okay?" "Now you try it." "Okay." "Yep." "It's definitely helping." "I can feel it." "The curse is lifting off of me." "Ah, hand cramp!" "Rub, rub, rub." "[Groaning]" "[Whimpering]" "You okay?" "The fairy princess castle has defeated me." "I'm a grown man with man hands and a man brain." "I should be able to put together a dollhouse in less than four hours." "Why does it have to be so hard?" "Look... this screw has three pointy sides." "And nowhere to screw it in!" "[Screw clatters on floor]" "And there's wheels." "What kind of castle has wheels?" "[Screams]" "All right..." "[Shouting] 117a." "Yes." "117b." "Yes." "118a." "Wait a minute." "Hey, just heading to the can." "Take the rabbit's foot." "Roger that." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Hey." "Well, I'm not allowed to leave my desk, so we have to meet in here." "So what you're saying is that this is kind of a..." "No, for the last time, Charles, we don't need a clubhouse." "Clubhouse!" "[High-pitched singsong] Clubhouse." "You know what I'm thinking..." "No clubhouse." "I need you to make these calls for me." "Don't let Holt see you." "But if my hunch is right, the slump is over." "Come through for me, Boyle." "You know I will." "All right." "I'm just saying, put a couple leather chairs in here." "Go!" "Children, your problem is not that you're troubled or at-risk or bad dressers." "Is that a trucker hat?" "Still?" "Come on." "Your problem..." "Is that you don't have passion for anything." "My life turned around when I found my passion." "And today, well, I hope to inspire you with it." "[Christina Aguilera's beautiful playing]" "♪ Mm-mm-hmm-hmm" "♪ 'Cause you are beautiful" "♪ No matter what they say" "♪ Words can't bring you down" "♪ No, no, no" "♪ 'Cause you are beautiful" "♪ In every single way [music shuts off]" "[Sighs] What are we thinking?" "Yes, in the denim." "I think I speak for everyone when I say your weird dancing was just weird." "Fine." "Cops make $52,000 a year." "You never have to stop at a red light." "And you get to carry a gun." "Who wants in?" "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom." "Yes." "Oh, my God." "You got eight kids to sign up." "How did you know that would work?" "That's what made me sign up when I was a kid." "You did this program?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah." "It does not work." "They're here." "Fantastic." "Too dramatic?" "No." "Hi." "Why are we in the bathroom?" "I thought you might ask that, and I will answer in due time." "But first, I know what happened to your grandma." "Nothing." "What are you talking about?" "The reason I couldn't find her is because she never existed." "I had Detective Boyle make some calls, and it turns out you've done this before." "Five missing persons reports in five different states." "Recognize this?" "What are you accusing us of?" "Probably insurance fraud." "Definitely filing a false report and obstruction of justice." "Now, you were wondering why we did this in the bathroom." "It's because you're full of crap." "Blammo!" "Jake hammer strikes again." "Jake hammer strikes again." "Detectives." "I see we got eight recruits for the Junior police program." "Outstanding." "Thank you, sir." "But, as important as your praise is to me, it should actually go to Gina." "She's the one that got through to the kids." "Yes, I am amazing." "And I only ask for one thing in repayment." "A 600% raise." "Or..." "I can give you a zero percent raise and make you my personal assistant, which is what I'm doing." "I think you have hidden talents, which will make you surprisingly good the job." "No, I have no talents." "You start Monday." "Ugh." "Constantly getting Holt's approval is the worst." "Yes." "I can only imagine." "Well, the curse is over." "The slump is done." "Jake is back." "Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, sir?" "Permission denied." "Too late." "[Camera snaps]" "Ah, that was a good one." "So, the rabbit's foot worked, huh?" "Ah, maybe." "All I know is my mind was so numb from doing all that boring data entry that my brain kind of rebooted, and I had an inspiration about one of my old cases." "[Deep breath]" "And I now see that that was your plan all along." "And that you're capable of smiling." "All talented detectives have their ups and downs, Peralta." "So you think I'm talented." "You said it." "No takebacks." "You know why Boyle doesn't slump?" "Because his whole life is a slump?" "Because he doesn't let adversity get him down." "He keeps grinding." "If I'd given you those new cases, the second you hit a snag, you would have spiraled again." "You need to stay out of your own head." "Okay." "But, sir, I don't get it." "If that was your plan, why bother with smitty and the rabbit's foot?" "Well, there's a very good reason for that." "I was, uh, I believe the term is, uh..." "Messing with you." "Oh..." "I see what's going on here." "We're becoming homies." "Office Christmas card candidate, right here!" "Me and Holt are homies!" "Hey, sarge." "I assembled the castle for you." "Here it is." "Oh, my God." "What happened to all the princess flourishes?" "Well, they were destroyed, so I turned it into a princess police station." "You know, some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles,"

"[haunting music]" "[crickets chirping]" " [Panting]" "[Exclaims]" "[Screams]" "[knock at door]" " Oh." "Hi." " I don't know what to do." "I don't even have friends who have kids." " I'm not a kid." " I want to treat you like the adult that your father wanted you to grow into and that your mother wished she could see." " Why can't you look me in the face?" " You were twins." "Looking at you is like looking at a ghost." " Do you remember her?" " Well, I was five when she died." " It's been a rough week." "Let's just be friends." "For now." " Drink it." " Um, I'm not a milk drinker, per se." " Beer?" " Mm, no, I'm driving." " To silver falls?" " Why would I want to go to haunted silver falls?" " Burning mannequin." " Oh, that." "Yeah, I'm not tuned in to the cool kids like you are." " [Chuckles]" " [Chuckles]" " Jordan's not ready for the falls." " That's why we're going to the movies." " Drink it." "It's hard to funnel beer when your gut's full of 2%." "How'd she do?" "At school her first week." " I don't know about her, but it's been the best week of my life." " She just lost her father, Larry." "She plays like she's okay, but you're smart enough to know she's not, right?" " Yeah, she... she's safe." " Let's go." "Lates." " Good night, Larry." "I like that kid." " Hey, guys." "Hey." "Thank you, thank you." " Hey, Larry, check this out." "It kicks in mild and wraps around your brain like a warm blanket." "It's fast Albert." "I'd buy two, 'cause, when I did it, I took one," "I took another one a half hour later." "And you won't need to drink." " Two?" "Do you really need that many?" " Come on, Larry." "You know I don't sell anything I haven't tried myself." " Actually, I don't." "But how much?" " $100 for four." "Trust me." "You'll want a friend to be in your world." " Seriously?" "That price is a rip-off." " [Scoffs] And that surprises you?" "Where do you think you are, L.A.?" "There you go." "Enjoy." " Come on." " I'm trying." "'Kay." "I'm not taking those." " Why not?" " Well, it's just not my style." " But you're from L.A." " Yeah, but that's not who I am." " Please?" "If we don't do this, you're gonna be bored out of your mind, and you're never gonna go out with me again." " I like this." " Really?" " Yeah." "I mean, I've never been in the woods before." "Griffith park, but that's, like, more dogs than trees." "Why the mannequin?" " Oh." "Scares the ghosts." " Ghosts?" " Yeah, there's a lot of dead people in silver falls." "Didn't anyone tell you?" "It's ghost city, usa." " Right." "So who died?" " Who didn't die?" "I've been to six funerals." "There were several suicides, a car accident, a bulimic whose stomach exploded..." " A drowning and leukemia." " Mom and dad?" "You wanna talk about it?" " Tell me more about the ghosts." " [Chuckles]" " Um..." "Well, they're nice." "They only kill you once." " I could die once." " Yeah, they like to stop by and watch you sleep." " My favorite." " And they like to whisper to you." ""Jordan." "Jordan."" "They like to open doors that have been closed." "Turn on appliances." " Well, it's how they talk." " Well, I don't speak haunted." "But I'm pretty sure they like candy." "The Reese's, the milk duds." "Wrappers all over the floor." "[Police sirens wailing]" "Come on." "Let's go." " [Whispering] Jordan." " Larry?" "Larry?" "Larry?" " [Whispering] Jordan." " Jordan." "Shh." "Cops got your boy." "I'll take you home." "[Police siren beeps]" " Do me a favor and tell them my name is Jane." "Jane Smith." " Why?" "You got a record?" " Can you be cool?" "Or do I need to tell you how to do this?" " If we get out of this, you owe me one." " Oh." "Oh, no, it only counts if we kiss." " Damn it." "He's coming up on my side." "[Knock at door]" " Your left tail light is out, Robbie." " Again?" "I just had it fixed." "Must have a short." " I told you not to take the pickup." " Dad, I'm a little... little low on gas." " You take her home." "Her home." " Yes, dad." " Dad?" "Ugh." " You know, he's not gonna be able to keep up with you." " Excuse me?" " Look, I've known Larry a long time." "He's cool." "Good guy." "Obviously not your type." " Like you?" " Nah, you couldn't even keep up with me." "But I could go slower." "If asked nicely." "And with less clothes." " Oh, so, you mean if I asked with this?" " Depends what you do with it." " Ugh." "Well, thanks for the ride." " No, it hasn't begun yet." "It's about to." " Does that really work for you?" " I don't have to work for anything." " Well, you'll be working for yourself tonight." "[Engine turns over]" "Night, dad." "And mom." "[Creaking]" "[Wrappers crinkling]" "[Gasps]" "[Door creaking]" " Do you want me to put these somewhere else?" " I like them the way they were." " Then why did you do this?" " I didn't." " Maybe it was the wind." "House is drafty." " Here we go." "I hope you're hungry." " I like cereal." "Like, low-tech." "Cheerios, life, pops." " She likes cereal." " She likes cereal." " We'll get some today." " So how come my dad never visited?" "And why haven't you guys ever come to L.A.?" " Like you said, I look just like your mother." "It was hard for him." "And for me." " So is silver falls really haunted?" "Or was Larry just pulling my leg?" " No." "But we do have some ghosts in the house." " And the bodies we keep in the basement." " So that's the smell." " No, that's my cooking." "[Phone line trilling]" " Hey, it's Larry." "You don't have to leave a message." "I have caller I.D. And will now commence stalking." " Don't tell me." "Miss Hollywood." "And you must be looking for my handsome son." "The valedictorian." "Who scored 2400 on his S.A.T.S." " Hi, Mr. Parrish." " Dr. Parrish." " Dr. Parrish." "Jordan, not "miss Hollywood."" " But the same Jordan who got my son arrested for carrying enough alprazolam to sedate a horse." " No." "No, not that Jordan." " How's that gonna look on a Stanford application, do you think?" " They don't have to know." " He was arrested." " By who, Robbie's dad?" "I mean, I'm sure we can work something out." " Hmm, so you've been here two weeks and you've got us dialed in, don't you?" " No, I'm just..." " Staying away from my son." "He's grounded." "You can see him at school, because I can't help that, but that's it." "Good-bye, Jordan." " Jordan." " We might be in over our heads." " We can deal." "With anything, right?" " Right." "My turn." " It's not nice to sneak around." " I didn't mean to." "My door keeps opening." " Oh." "Country homes have their own personality." "Your door's just expressing itself." " I locked it." " Then it wouldn't have opened." " Maybe you thought you locked it." " Look, if you're scared, you can sleep with us." " Kevin, that..." "that sounded bad." " I meant in here on a sleeping bag." " I'm not sleeping very well." " There's a wool blanket in the second closet." "It's heavy." "It might help you sleep." " And, Jordan, next time, when our door is shut and you need something, knock." " [Screams]" " Have you seen my silk scarf?" "It's black and gold." "Actually, don't ask me how, but it's hermes." "I had it in my room, but it's gone." " Did my mom sleepwalk?" " No." " Maybe I sleepwalk." "The pictures." "The door." "Stuff." "Maybe." " Or maybe it's the wind." "Oh, by the way, I found some candy wrappers in your room." "Be careful." "We get mice." " I'm gonna be late." " It's black and gold, the scarf." "If you see it." "[Door opens and shuts]" "[Thud]" "[School bell rings]" " After you." "Now isn't this better?" "Only a matter of time." " Come here." " Did Robbie really drive you home?" " I couldn't find you." " Don't..." " What?" " Give me the "we should be friends" speech." "I know it by memory." " Why would I do that?" " Robbie said he drove you home." "Emphasis on "drove."" " And you believed him?" " Well, not at first, but I figured" "I was just being delusional." " Robbie doesn't know anything about driving." "But you do." " No." "No, no." "Actually, yeah." "Yes, I do." " You drive with your heart." " I so did not want to be your friend." " How long are you grounded for?" " I told my dad that I bought the stuff, but he doesn't believe me." " Oh." " He thinks you're the anti-Christ." " Well, don't worry." "I know how to sneak around." " And I won't be grounded for long." "My dad's a shrink, and he'll just read a report about confinement and adolescence, and then he'll cave." "Parents." "Just got to wait 'em out." " Why can't I find a single book on the paranormal, ghosts, or spirits?" " Well, you're in the school library." "No one expects you to read." "I was just kidding about all that stuff the other night." " My bedroom door opens by itself." " Good to know." "What about your window?" " Seriously." "That's creepy." " Houses have a mind of their own." " And I can't get this ring off." "It's been a couple days." " I actually know about this." "Come on." "Yeah." " Ooh, boys' room." " Yeah." " Okay." " Mm." "[Water running]" " It's gonna hurt." " It's not gonna hurt, okay?" "Come here." "See?" " I told you." " I swear, I felt it." "It was off." " Creepy, right?" " Who gave it to you anyway?" "Robbie?" " I found it in the woods at silver falls." "I heard you whispering my name, then I saw it at my feet." " No, I didn't whisper." " Well, I thought maybe you dropped it." " So this isn't even your ring?" " No, and to be honest, I don't really remember putting it on." "It's like..." "I'm not crazy, but it's like it chose me." " Okay, well, we're getting it off." "Let me just figure out how." "Come on." " Hey, Jordan." "Have a seat." " What's up?" " They sent your file." " File?" " The executor of your father's will." "He wanted us to be prepared, because we don't have kids." " You got caught shoplifting when you were 12." "You smoked pot." "You did drugs." " My dad got a new girlfriend." "I was acting out." "It was obvious." "Like, I knew I was gonna get caught." " Then why did you want to get caught here?" " What?" " Jordan, we know you're mourning your father." "You miss him." "This is a new town." " Maybe you think we're a little strange." "But we're really normal." " I like it here." " Then why'd you go in my wallet?" " And my scarf." "Your mother gave me that scarf." " What are you talking about?" " Come on, Jordan, maybe we've never been parents before, but we're not stupid." " Are you on drugs now?" "No, don't answer that." " What's going on?" " You tell us." " I can't until you tell me what you think I did." " Goddamn it, you stole from us!" "You took our stuff." " What makes you think I did it?" " We found them." " In your underwear drawer." " You went in my room in my drawers?" " Don't turn it around on us." " I swear on the penalty of death," "I didn't take your shit." " We made an appointment for you to talk to someone." " Dr. Parrish." " Dr. Parrish?" " He'll see you tomorrow." " I'll see anyone you want." "You can come." "Just, please, not Larry's dad." " I can't drive you 40 Miles to the next therapist." " And there's another problem." "Tonight is date night." " Well, I don't know what that means." " Date night means that I will not neglect my wife..." "Because you're now a member of this family." " No kids allowed." " I'm not a kid." " You're part of our home." "We just can't have you stealing from it." "So we're going out tonight as planned." "But you're staying in." " So sad." " Mm." "I know this might seem a bit extreme to you." " You'll talk to Dr. Parrish, and things will be fine." " Don't hate us, Jordan." "But please don't use us." "That's good." "Date night." " Cock-sucking motherfucker, goddamn asshole." " I'm gonna have to unhinge the door." " We are awful, awful people." " [Coughs]" "We are not that bad." "No, we're not that bad." "We make mistakes." "We're gonna learn, and Jordan's gonna learn." " Kevin, we imprisoned her." " Well, what if she would have found our stash?" "Then we lose the upper hand." "What?" " We definitely failed child-proofing 101." "[Laughter]" " Oh, man." "Well, is date night over?" " Is that what you want?" " I want what you want." " [Giggles]" " There's no way you could drive." "There's no way." " [Muffled shout]" "[Gasps]" "[Screams]" " Jordan." "Jordan?" "What the hell?" " Jordan." " Jordan!" "[Door rattling]" " It's locked." " Jordan, open the door." " Jordan." "I'm going to kick it down." " Open the door." "Open it up." " Jordan, I'm gonna kick it down!" " Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." " My medicine." "Okay." "All right." "Okay." "I'm giving you haloperidol." "This is haloperidol." "It's gonna help you." " We did good." " She's soaked." "Let's get her clothes off and get her to bed." " Hey." "I'm Jordan." "So does she have a name?" "She special?" "Like, short bus special?" "What is this?" "Like, some sort of reverse psychology?" "Like, invite another foster kid in and create some sort of a sibling rivalry?" "Oh, God." "This isn't happening." " Jordan, it's over now." "We are so sorry." "Your mother was claustrophobic." "We didn't know that you were too." "We won't be doing anything like that again." " You have an appointment with Dr. Parrish this morning before school." " I can't breathe." " How many pills did you give her?" " Just the one." " Jordan." "It's a new day." "It can't be stopped." "Deal with it." "[Engine turns over]" "Seat belt." " Are there legends about silver falls?" " What kind?" " Ones involving a ring?" " You mean like lost treasure?" " Ghosts." " There's ash man." "Burned American Indian." "That's more of a yeti thing." "You know, to attract tourists." " No, like, maybe involving a girl?" "Maybe my age?" " You seen a ghost?" " No, it's a creative writing assignment for school." " Uh-huh." "You like to write?" "Your mother wrote." " I just want to base it on something real." "Make it authentic." " Find your face." "Not your forever face." "Your for now face." "There are no bad faces, Jordan." "You're not leaving here until you do this." " Do you always see your patients in your kitchen?" "[Tea kettle whistling]" " I meet my patients where I believe they'll be the most comfortable." "My office is at the hospital." "Would your prefer to meet there?" "Oh." "And what are we happy about?" " That we just completed the task, so we get to move on." " Are you sleeping?" " Like a baby." " Are you afraid?" "Of being left alone?" " I prefer it." " Mm." "Your grades, Jordan, they've been..." "Up and down." "Is there someone else in the room?" " No." " Are they telling you not to trust me?" " Are you hearing things?" " 'Cause you keep looking over there." " I'm nervous." " Are you afraid of what's in your file?" " No." " 'Cause you look troubled." " I have a math test." " Okay." "I want to see you once a week." "Wednesdays?" "But if you continue to lie to me and avoid my questions," "I'm gonna want to see you every morning." "And when I see you next time, I want you to tell me something that no one else knows about you." " [Gasps]" " You okay?" " No." " I knew you'd get tired of pretending you liked it here." "Look." "There's this place I go when everything seems to get to be just too much." "It's a little waterfall over in silver falls." "You can walk behind it." " Why would I want to do that?" " Watch the icicles melt?" "Things seem to go right for me after I go there." "Do you want to go?" " Hey, leave her alone." " Or what?" " Nothing." "Just stop being a jerk, and you can just go..." " Robbie, stop!" "Get off him." "What's wrong with you?" "Get off." " Get off." " Just showing him how it's done." " Are you okay?" "Are you just gonna let him do that?" " He's just like his dad." "He gets away with murder." "Always has." "I'll be fine." "I was actually about to get the upper hand." "I think he knew it." " Let's ditch." " I have a killer attendance record." " Not anymore." "Come on." " Where do you want to go?" " The cemetery." " I was thinking the same thing." "Cemetery." "Um..." "You're looking for someone?" "'Cause I-I could help." " I don't know the name." " Okay, what's going on with you?" " Saw your father today." " Really?" "Office or kitchen?" " Kitchen." " Good." "What'd you tell him?" "You seeing him twice a week?" " Once." " Good." "Did he ask you what's your first memory of elementary school?" " No." "I have to tell him something no one else knows." " That's more serious." "What are you gonna say?" " That I like to hold my pee in till the absolute last second." "You know, man over nature." " [Chuckles]" "Oh, God." "You're good." "You've done this before, huh?" "Look, a lot of people have talked to my father." "It's a small town." "But don't worry." "He won't say anything you've said." " I'm gonna tell you something that's actually true." " You can trust me." " I'm being followed by a dead girl." " Where?" " She's behind you." " What's she look like?" " You know, my mom was crazy." "My dad told me." "She didn't just drown." "She walked into the water." "It's happening." "I'm turning into her." " She saw dead girls?" " No." "I don't know." "[Sniffs]" " Well, what does she want?" " I think she wants us to follow her." " You... you lead the way." "You think she's headed to water street?" " You'd know better than me." "Wait up a sec." " Do all your girlfriends see the dead?" " Um, only the ones I like." " Crazy feels really normal." "Sort of." "She stopped." " Where did she stop?" " Outside that bar." "My God." " Jordan." "Jordan, what are you doing?" " Hey, hey, son, you got some I.D.?" " Wyatt dahl's scheduled to be executed tonight at 11:00 P.M." "Dahl was tried and convicted for the brutal slaying of his twin daughters holly and Heather dahl, and he's been sitting on death row for over 20 years." " I know who she is." " I know this looks bad." "But it's the best thing for you." " I trusted you." " And you think I let you down." "But it's only because I like you." " It's going to be okay." "We know exactly what to do." " We have a plan." " I'm not crazy." "I'm not crazy." "No, I'm not like my mother." "I'm not!" " No, there's no need for that." "We'll just take this to my place." "We'll have a nice little chat." " Come on." "Let's go." "That's all right." " I hate you." " I know." " All of you." " Okay, we are going to have a conversation." "If you get violent, you will be sedated." "Understood?" " Out." " Thanks for this." "Better go wait outside." " I want Larry to leave too." " He stays." "He lives here." "And like the rest of us, this legend of the dahl twins has caused this town a great deal of grief." " I don't know anything about the twins." "I just know that one of them is shadowing me." " Follows you?" "Rides in the car?" "Meets you at school?" "Turns on faucets?" "Crawls into bed with you?" "There are variations for the folie a deux." " I don't know what that means." " It's French for madness shared by two." "First discovered in Paris at the turn of the century in a set of twin girls." "They both believed in an alternative versión of reality." " What reality?" " You're not the first to have seen one of the dahl twins." "Jenny mcadams was the first." "She told susie Childs." "Susie told Nancy Fitz." "And before you knew it, all three claimed to have seen one of the twins." " But I just found out they existed an hour ago." "Nobody told me anything." " I did." "We were at silver falls." " How could you?" " He's lying." "What are you doing?" "It's one thing to snitch on me." "It's another to set me up." " It wasn't by name, but I told you about the candy, the doors, the appliances." "I thought it'd be okay because she was from out of town and she wouldn't know about it." " After everything that's happened?" " I didn't mean it." "I just wanted her to like me." " So you're saying I made it up?" " No, but you are embracing the delusión." "Listen, delusions are the mind's way of easing the pain of reality." "It's normal." "Except when they're contagious." " Well, can I talk to Jenny and Nancy and susie, whatever their names are?" " They thought Wyatt was innocent and the real killer was after them." "They believed their delusión, and in order to escape the reality, they committed suicide." "Jumped into silver falls." " Well, is Wyatt innocent?" " That sick bastard bludgeoned Heather while holly watched." " Just shut up." "She doesn't need any more details." " Jordan, you have a choice." "You can embrace reality, all of it, the good and the bad, or die by delusión." "After Nancy's death, we had an epidemic on our hands." "Giris were coming out of the woodwork with holly dahl sightings." "I spoke to Wyatt, and he agreed to talk to anyone who had seen his daughter." "Now it's my professional opinion that you should do the same." " What will happen?" " Well, that's between you and him." "I will say that I've taken five girls to see him, and all five have stopped seeing holly." " Well, can I talk to them?" "The girls?" " No." "No, I couldn't risk it." "It could cause them a relapse." " Okay." " Good." " All right, but we'd better hurry." "Portland's 30 minutes away." "He's gonna be dead in a few hours." "[Door buzzes]" " Sorry for eating in front of you, but my time is short." "She's one of Parrish's girls." "I need to talk to her alone." "Like the others." "So..." "How's little doc Parrish?" " He's an asshole." "So what do you tell the girls that come here?" " Depends." " On what?" " What they tell me." " Are you afraid to die?" " Holly wasn't afraid to die." "She's a good girl." "She believed in God." "Heather, on the other hand, she was afraid that she'd be forgotten." "She had a mean streak, that one." " Is that why you killed her?" "Is it hard to take off?" " What's that?" " Your ring?" " No." " Mine is." " Where'd you get that?" " Found it." " Why do you wear it on that finger?" " I guess I picked the wrong one." " Last time I saw my girls, they were on a school bus." "Holly... holly pointed to her ring," "Heather to hers, and me to mine." "We bought these at a flea market." "Holly liked the idea that it was one ring and we each got a part." "Three parts to a whole." "I never thought that'd be the last time I'd see my kids." "Put that on when you go home." "Watch out for Heather." "She's not the same since she died." "My girls are trying to tell you something." "I don't know what it is, but you better listen." " You're innocent?" " Guards." " Wait, what am I supposed to tell Dr. Parrish?" " Tell him what he wants to hear." "Tell him you don't see the twins anymore." "[Door buzzes]" " He doesn't have to stay." "I'm not gonna kill myself." " He's just doing his job." "And we'll be right down the hall if you need us." " God, I can't believe Wyatt killed his own kids." " He was a sick man." " Do you have anything that might help me sleep?" "I hate to ask." "It's just been such a long day..." " I have just the thing." " I guess he's dead now." " Here you go." "You'll sleep for hours." "And I'll let you sleep in." " Thank you." " For what?" " For taking the time to care." " Good night, honey." "Both:" "You're next." " [Screams, gasps]" " I'm going into town." "Do you want to come?" " I kind of just want to veg." "[Telephone ringing]" " It's Robbie." "Are you two friends?" "He has a past." " What kind?" " The "no means yes" kind." " Um, got it." " I'll be in the living room if you need me." " Hello?" " I know you're not crazy." " How?" " Come with me to silver falls." "I'll show you." " Show me what?" " I can't tell you." "You just have to see it." " Did the other girls like it?" " This is about you, Jordan." " Right." " Meet me behind your house in an hour." "But don't tell 'em I'm picking you up." " Don't come near me." " You have to trust me here." "[Beep]" " Hey, you okay?" "I don't feel right leaving you here." " I'm fine." "Besides, Kevin's here." " Morning." "Did you want to try?" " Sure." " If she's gonna let me." "I'll get you a log here." "All right." "You want to do, you want to put the blade where you're gonna strike." "Slide this hand up a little bit." "Raise the ax." "And go for the kill." "Very good." "Want to do it again?" "All right." "Let's try this guy." "Okay?" "Nice." "Feels good, right?" " Yeah." "I just have to catch my breath." "This is a lot of wood." " O'Leary gives us a better deal if we buy it in bulk." " Sheriff O'Leary?" " Yeah." "Everybody buys their wood from him around here." "It's a little side business." "He says it's for Robbie's college fund, but I think it's for bail." " Like father, like son." " He's a good man." "He just lets Robbie..." " Get away with murder?" " Better watch what you say." " I thought you didn't like them." " It's important to keep the law on your side around here." "To keep an eye on your enemies." " Right." " You want to do another?" " I'm gonna go take a break." "Lie down maybe." "Money." " I really wish you hadn't opened that drawer." " We promised we weren't gonna do this anymore." " I didn't have a choice." " We stopped." " Do you really want to argue?" "She already wrote the note." "It's just another suicide." " You want a new plaything." " Why do you do that?" "Why do you always make this about me?" " Because, Anne, it usually is." " I wonder if she's still out." " Don't change the subject." " I'm not." " Okay." "We dump her in the lake." " Why would we go to the lake?" "We've always gone to the falls." "Stick to the falls." " You talk to me like I'm a kid." " Oh." "I thought you liked it when I did that." " Holly, enough with the lights." " So you still talk to her?" "Do you see her?" " No." " But you think about her." "You still fantasize about her." "That's why she's still here." "Because you can't let her go." " I let her go a long time ago." "I let them all go." "But you..." " I love you." " I love you." " We don't have to do it right away." " Not really my type." "But if you want to..." "I'm game." "[Knocking at door]" " Larry, she doesn't want to see you." " Look, I just want to say I'm sorry." " She's not going to forgive you." "She's very depressed." "We're worried." " You have to let me talk to her." "Look, I shouldn't have said those things in the woods, okay?" "And I started it." "I realize that." "But I didn't mean to." " Good night, Larry." "You're not being a gentleman." " I could just talk to her through the door." " Kevin." " Jordan is upset." " Can I just say it so she can hear?" "And then I'll leave." "You guys were in high school once." "You remember how it is." " Then you'll go and never come back?" " Yeah." " Tell her from there." " Is she in her room?" " Mm-hmm." " Jordan!" "Jordan, I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "So sorry." " You said that." " I didn't mean to break your trust." "I just didn't want to lose you like the other girls." "I wanted to save you." "That's all I wanted to say." " Good night, Larry." " Help." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" " Jordan, honey, nobody can hear you." " Help!" " Eggs, bacon, cheese, toilet paper..." " Vodka." "I want vodka." " Vodka." " It's been so long." "Do we need a tarp?" " Garbage bags." " Sleeping pills, bleach." "And gloves." "Plastic gloves." " Do you want a blade?" " We'll use the mallet." " Anything else?" "Sweetie?" "Anne?" "Maybe you should go." " No playing till I get home." "Or mommy would be very angry." "[Car door opens and shuts]" "[Engine turns over]" "[Car drives away]" " It's okay." "It's okay." "Jordan, sweetie, come on." "Come on out." "Please?" "Okay, I'm gonna take these cuffs off." "Come on out." "We have to hurry." "I want to take the cuffs off." "Please." "But we got to hurry." "We got to hurry." "I need you out now." "Please." "Come on." "Trust me." "Come on." "Come on." "Listen." "Turn around." "Okay." "Okay." "I got you, baby." "Okay." "Okay, you can go." "Go on." "Go." " You're not gonna kill me?" " Anne's out of her mind." "Go." "I said go." " It's locked." " It shouldn't be." " Well, it is." " Try harder." " I did." "[Rattling]" "You said you were gonna let me go." " I just did." "Come here." "Isn't that better?" "See, Anne, she's all about the pain." "Me, I like pleasure." "Come here, come here." "There you go." "You're okay." "Look." "Jordan, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "Shh, shh, shh." "This is our playtime, okay?" "All right, I need you to do something for me." "I want to play a little game." "I want you to run up the stairs again, and when you get to the top, this time I want you to look back like you're gonna miss me." " You killed them." " What?" " You killed all of them." " No." "[Laughs]" "Stupid." "It was Anne." " Why are you doing this to me?" " Because she loves me." "She loves me the way I am." "Can you run now?" "Please just do what I'm telling you to do." "All right, okay, hold on." "Hold on." "I don't want to hurt you, okay?" "I'm gonna tell you this." "When Annie comes back, it's gonna hurt real bad." "But I can stop that." "I will give you this pill." "And what this is gonna do, it's gonna make you feel good." "I don't want this to hurt you." "I'm not about pain." "But what I need you to do," "I need you to go up the stairs, turn around, and look at me." "Go up the stairs." "Run!" " [Screams]" " Run!" "Oh, no, no, no." "Too late." "Too late." "I gave you a chance." "I say run." "I say run over there." "And you didn't run." "I said let's play a game, go to the top of the stairs, turn back like you're gonna miss me." "Was that so hard?" "You didn't want to listen to me." "You know what?" "You remind me so much of your mother." "She didn't want to listen to me either." "You're so much like your mother." " My mom?" " Yes, your mom." "I tried to help her." "But she wouldn't listen." "What am I gonna do?" "You're just crazy." "You're all so crazy." " You killed my mom?" " Annie killed your mother." "Annie killed your mom!" " You killed my mom?" " Come on." " You killed my mom!" " Do it!" "Come on." "Come on." " You killed my mom!" "You killed... you killed my mom!" " Do it." "Do it." "[Both grunt]" " What the hell is going on?" "Come on." "We have to go." " They want something from us." " Who?" "Jordan, who?" "Jordan." "Jordan." "Jordan." "Jordan, come on." "We gotta go." "Jordan." "Jordan..." " get away from my baby." " They're not gonna let us leave." " There's some weird shit going on here." " I told you not to play until I got back." " [Gasps]" " You... ooh, this is gonna be so much fun." " Hey." "Leave her alone." " Welcome to my world." " Um, new rule." "Ghosts can't hurt you unless you hurt them." " Um, new rule." "Shut up." " [Groans]" " [Sighs]" "[Whimpers]" "[Screaming]" "[Ladytron's ghosts]"

"I found the magic Herb, you may live." "Shi-Yi" "I thank you for trying to restore me but my time is up" "No medicine can cure me" "Master" "I satisfy with a disciple like you" "But I feel regretful for one thing" "It happened 20 years ago" "20 years ago I was a famous villain" "I wished to be the No 1 hero" "I learned that Li Fan-San in Shansi had 2 volumes of book on feat of arms" "By practicing according to instruction" "One would be win in the world" "So I set out to steal the books" "The Li's were asleep when I got there" "Suddenly 2 shadows appeared" "They were Meng Sheng-Tung and his wife" "Although Meng's wife carried a little girl she was as brave as ever" "I dared not come down" "Who is it?" "You claim yourself a hero and don't even know me" "Meng Sheng-Tung, you go to hell" "After Meng had killed he found that his wife was dead" "But his mind was on the precious books" "The 2nd volume, however had been hidden by Li's brother" "Since you've got the book" "Why do you want to kill us all?" "I never let any body go" "Kill me but pray spare my child" "I'll up-root all of you" "While Meng was trying to kill every one two persons jumped in from the window" "Meng knew he couldn't win and fled" "The 2 persons were Leu Sze-niang and Tang Shao-lang" "Meng's infant girl was still alive" "Li's brother wanted to kill her but Leu-Sze-niang stopped him" "He took his niece and left in grief swearing to take vengeance" "Being kind hearted" "Bring Meng's daughter to Ming Shan" "Learning from the book" "Meng acquired deadly military feats and helped the Ching officials in killing innocent" "This was my fault" "If I'd helped Li Fan-san not only many lives could have been saved" "Meng could have been killed too" "and troubles would not have arisen" "I'll go find the Ming Shan disciples and help them wine out Meng" "Good... but Meng has great influence" "If you can't find Ming-shan disciples take care not to reveal yourself" "I understand" "Don't let your daughter go out" "As revolutionists are killing Ching officials the authorities are making arrests" "Meng is also seizing young girls" "Please give me a piece of cake" "Two cents a piece" "May I have something free?" "This is free, drink it" "For you" "Get away..." "My lord, please take a seat" "Serve tea to his lordship" "What the matter?" "You bastard" "One finds sweet grass within 10 paces" "Where is the sweet grass?" "Look there" "How old are you?" "Come" "Arrest the assassin" "Many thanks for your help" "May I know your name and teacher?" "King Shi-yi, disciple of Tu Lung Tsun-zhe" "Tu Lung Tsun-zhe?" "The old devil's disciple, let's go" "My teacher a devil?" "Of course" "I'll teach you a lesson" "Stop" "What are you doing?" "It's our fault, I beg your pardon" "All right, I'll let her go" "Hurry, sister Tsao is waiting" "Thank you, good bye" "Please take some" "But I've no money" "You fight for the people" "How can we accept your money" "Stop" "What are you want?" "Are you a disciple of Ming-shan?" "None of your business" "Come down" "Our teacher wants her alive" "Oh, it hurts me" "You make me fall down and spoil my food, pay me" "We'll take your life" "You don't have to thank me" "Who says I'm going to thank you?" "Was it my fault to help you?" "Who asked for our help?" "All right, count it as my fault" "You've spoiled my business" "Then I beg your pardon" "I pardon your this time" "Next time I won't let you go" "Hay, wait a minute" "What are you up to?" "Are you a Man-shan disciple?" "None of your business" "I'll make you speak" "You dirty beggar" "You're much better than them" "Why let them arrest you?" "You aren't fit to know" "So you're here" "What are you laugh at?" "That smoke of yours is like a skunk emitting offensive smell" "You are emitting offensive smell" "You beggar, get away" "How do your know I'm a beggar?" "You can't be a lodger" "Our rule is cash first" "Money again?" "Business is business" "Is there a free lodging?" "A free lodging?" "Ridiculous" "You have a vacant stable" "Let him stay there, I'll pay" "You're lucky, thank her" "The horse may kick you" "Never mind, I can bootlick him" "Don't butt in my business" "I will if I see anything disagreeable" "How can I sleep here?" "Don't be particular, you not paying" "You are worse than your mistress" "She has fainted" "The Min-shan disciple has been captured" "Put her into the dungeon" "Min-shan disciples are growing power and dared to rescue the miss" "They must be removed" "Don't worry" "Tomorrow is Leu's birthday anniversary" "All disciples will visit her tomb" "I'll go there to wipe them out" "If you can wipe them out" "You'll be only awarded by the Emperor" "I'm determined to wipe them out" "Your daughter whom Leu took away 20 years ago is now also a Min-shan disciple" "I'll take her back tomorrow" "What if she won't obey you?" "And then..." "If she won't obey me then I'll wound her with my feat" "You act like a real hero and a loyal servant of His majesty" "Have you accomplished your feat now?" "My majesty" "I've reached the 9th grade" "It must be very powerful" "Not even powerful" "A legend has it that hell has 9 levels" "This kungfu also has 9 levels" "If I use it to hit people it's like arriving him into hell" "Really?" "Can you let me see it?" "Min-shan disciples will be doomed" "Anyone hit by you will turn into ice" "He'll be dead within an hour" "Is there no cure?" "There is, only the Li's can cure it" "But you've killed all the Li's" "Li's brother and daughter ran away with the 2nd volume of the book" "Which contain the method of curing" "These 2 people must be wiped out" "Don't leave, I'll call the master" "Where is your prisoner?" "Who is it?" "This is me" "Master is coming" "Meng Sheng-tung has come" "It's you?" "I come to rescue you, you hurt me" "Why did you pretend to be Meng?" "What are you up to?" "Give me the curing medicine" "You should beg me to cure you" "Kneel and admit your fault" "I'll kill you if you don't" "What are you laugh at?" "Because you prefer death so much" "I prefer death?" "Yes, if you kill me, who'd cure you?" "Meng Shan-tung has really come" "You dirty beggar, come out" "Don't go out" "Do you know me?" "Oh,it's you" "Yes, it's" "You fall into the trap yourself" "Dirty beggar, let's run" "come into my room" "I don't want you to help me" "I told you not to butt in" "Now you've learned a lesson" "Don't look at me" "You spoiled my plan, Admit your fault" "I've no fault" "Meng is trying to find his daughter" "I pretended to be her and let him seize" "If you had not butt in" "I'd have shot him with my arrow" "But I got hurt because of you" "Admit your fault and I'll cure you" "I've not fault" "Then you'll die" "I'd rather die" "All right, you just wait and see" "Are you ok?" "Well, you don't have to admit fault" "Help me to kill Meng and I'll cure you" "Do you promise?" "Take it, quick" "Hi, shopkeeper" "Give me a jar of wine" "One jar" "And some dishes to go with the wine" "Ok" "Where are you going?" "How about your promise?" "What promise?" "Didn't you promise to kill Meng?" "I promised to kill Meng" "But I didn't say when" "Trying to deceive me" "You threatened me, why can't I deceive you?" "You mean fellow" "Missed, we are of the same kind, goodbye" "Madam, here are your dishes" "I don't want them now" "But you still have to pay" "All right, I'll pay" "Now I can enjoy these" "What's in our mind?" "Borrow your horse to got to Min-shan your rascal" "Stop!" "What a rascal" "Madam, can you give me the house rent?" "So you belong to the same gang" "I am eating my own money after all" "Elder sister a disciple of Meng is coming" "Chi-hua" "Keep your posts and be calm" "So, it's you" "Stop, who are you?" "How dare you make trouble here?" "what's the monster?" "Who are you, can you tell good and bad?" "I'm Tsao Kin-er, I'm in charge here" "Who are you?" "He beat my buttock yesterday" "So you're King Shi-yi, arrest him" "Wait" "Yesterday the revolutionist" "Ask him what does he want here" "Brother King say whether we are good or bad" "You oppose the tyrant, you're good" "Then why you don't come in peace but fight your way through" "What your business for coming?" "My teacher known Leu is dead and you have no capable of leader to fight Meng so he asked me to help you" "You are crazy" "We don't need your help" "You may go" "I come to give you news" "Meng Sheng Tung is coming" "So you are all here, very good" "What do you want?" "The Emperor orders me to take back Leu Szeniang's head" "I also want to take Tsao Kin-er's head" "So I don't have to make two trips" "You Old Theft, you are going too far" "You are over estimating yourself" "You'd better come together" "Let's get rid off the evil" "Stop, come here" "What's your name?" "What was Leu to you?" "I'm Leu's disciple Ku Chi-hua" "So your surname is Ku." "Ha..." "I tell you, your surname is Meng" "I'm your father" "You're my father" "I've been seeking you for 20 years, come with me" "No, you are not, I've no father" "Come on" "Shame on you" "How could you force her to call you father" "Let me teach you a lesson" "Don't be too sure, look out" "Tang Shao-lang" "Mr Meng, it's been a long time" "So it's you again" "The hatred of 20 years ago will be avenged today" "We shouldn't the tools of the court" "Don't make further mistakes" "Don't think that you're smart" "This will be the end of you" "I've learned a lesson from you" "I'll be seeing you again" "How do you feel?" "Thank you for rescuing us" "Why didn't you kill him?" "I've consumed all my energy" "I'm a useless fellow now" "You sacrificed yourself to save us" "How can we ever thank you?" "To wipe out the evil is my duty" "I'm afraid Meng will cause more trouble and nobody will be able to overcome him" "Ku Chi-hua, come here" "What is your wish?" "Give me back our teacher's sword" "Sister" "Say no more" "You are expelled from the Min-shan" "What have I done to deserve such punishment" "Since you're the old devil's daughter" "We can't keep you here" "How can I be his daughter?" "Uncle Tang, am I his daughter?" "But now you know Meng is your father" "When we meet Meng again" "Nobody can guarantee your loyalty to us" "I can guarantee her" "How dare you meddle with our business" "I'll interfere when I see injustice" "I'll teach you a lesson" "You'd better leave here what you also want to drive me?" "But this is my own affair" "Don't get angry, I'll go" "Sisters and comrades, good bye" "What troubles you?" "As long as you help the needy it doesn't matter which school you belong to" "I hate myself for being Meng's daughter" "You are noble and he is evil" "You're Leu's disciple" "You should understand" "I can no longer visit my teacher's tomb" "Oh, I forget to pay my respects" "Receive my respects for her" "This is to your teacher you don't have return it" "You've taught me how to keep unsoiled" "Please accept my thanks" "Since you're so sincere, I'll accept it" "Where do you intend to go?" "I've never leave Min-shan" "I've no place to go" "If you don't mind we can do chivalric work together" "Just we two" "Just we two." "Who else can we have?" "What is it?" "See that beautiful little bird" "Bad shot, brought the big one you..." "So what?" "Don't you interfere?" "Why did you hide on that tree?" "Excuse me for spoiling your romance" "Nonsense" "Miss Ku, if you don't mind we can do chivalric work together" "He look good, but is in fact mean" "You shut up" "I saved your life, but you stole my horse" "I come to square up with you" "Pay her no attention, let's go" "But how about your promise?" "Since you've business, I'll go now" "Parting is such sweet sorrow" "Why do you always trouble me?" "Because I like your company" "But I don't like yours" "Didn't you say we're of the same kind?" "What are you doing?" "Bind her" "take her to the Master" "What happened?" "A girl has been kidnapped" "What dress does she wear?" "Yellow" "Ku Chi-hua." "Where did they go?" "Everyone knows I'm your father" "I've no father" "My teacher brought me up for 20 years" "She loved me and taught me" "She's dead now, but she lives in my heart" "But I'm alive and you deny me" "you should think again" "You love the Min-shan comrades but they've driven you out" "Come to me" "Be my daughter and enjoy y wealth" "I don't care for wealth and position" "I can't oppress the people like you" "If you'll reform, I'll admit you" "What do you want me to do?" "Give up your post and admit your guilt" "Admit guilt to Min-shan people" "You're day dreaming" "Their lives are in my hand" "My last warning, won't you call me father" "Wait" "If you don't say, I'll kill you" "I'll make you stay" "King Shi-yi, you again" "Yes, it's me" "Lucky I can hear the wind or your could have hit me" "Can you walk?" "Let's hide in the temple" "How do you feel?" "I feel cold" "Thank you" "So you two are hiding here" "You care for yourself only and leave your saviour behind" "Will he die?" "With me here, he won't die" "Set up a fire and warm him up" "What do you want to do with me?" "Each needle will pierce into your vital point" "Are you afraid that I might kill you?" "I know you won't dare to kill me" "I'm killing him" "Do you feel painful?" "Take of his clothes" "Hold him up" "Take of his shoes, lie down" "Get up" "No girl will care you this way" "Be grateful, you're cared, get up" "Thank you very much" "I saved your life, you don't thank me" "Many thank for saved my life" "Help me kill Meng" "I will" "Thank you, how about you?" "I..." "Meng is your deadly enemy" "Why you seem unwilling kill him" "I..." "Meng has a daughter, it's true?" "Yes" "You are Meng's daughter?" "Why didn't Meng catch the others, but you?" "Speak, Is Meng your father?" "I don't have father, he's dead" "Her name is Meng, not Ku" "I'm mistaken, please forgive me you are not blame to, goodbye" "Where are you going" "I am returning to Min-shan to watch my teacher's tomb for 3 years" "It's not safe, I'll go with you wait" "What is it?" "How about your promise?" "You will have to see my uncle to see your uncle?" "Because you are not cured yet only my uncle has the medicine you'd better go to nurse your wound we will meet again" "Good bye" "Follow me" "Uncle" "You can't kill him" "Have you forgot?" "Because of Meng we've been hiding ourselves" "No outsider is allowed to come here" "He is not a bad man, he won't betray us" "How can you trust him so much?" "He is King, he comes to help us kill Meng" "But he's still an outsider" "Uncle, he's our own man" "Own man?" "Who is he?" "He is my husband" "Husband?" "What is it?" "Why do you said I am your husband?" "Otherwise, how can I save you?" "come here" "Have you killed Meng?" "No" "And you've found a husband instead" "If I don't marry him, he won't help me" "Since you're a member of our family" "Pay respects to Shengnan's dead parents" "You say you won't be mean" "I'm glad to have your help" "Have you found Meng's daughter" "No" "She can't escape" "She'll have to pay for Meng's dead" "You must be tired, take a rest follow me" "We met only 3 days ago" "You wouldn't expect me to be your wife" "How can you joke with marriage?" "Where is the medicine?" "What medicine?" "You're already cured" "I don't like you to follow Ku chi-hua" "So I have tricked you here" "What?" "You tricked me?" "Don't get excited, I mean no harm" "If I hadn't called you husband" "You'd have been killed" "Must I thank you again for that" "You think I really want to marry you?" "Being a member of our family won't be discharge to you" "I know what you think" "If you're unwilling, let's be brother and sister" "I don't know how to thank you" "I'll do me best to kill Meng" "if you trust me, tell me the truth" "What is it?" "Is Ku Chi-hua Meng's daughter?" "Yes" "Then you've helped her to deceive me" "Yes, you know" "Although Meng is a devil" "Ku is a good girl" "She is not your real enemy, May I ask you to spare her?" "I'll do anything you want me to do" "take this poison to kill Ku chi-hua" "Uncle, I..." "Aren't you going?" "Uncle, I can't" "I've promised King not to go her" "So he is more important than me now" "I will go kill her myself" "Please don't" "Then you go bring her back head" "Otherwise, don't come back to see me" "Who is it?" "Sister Li, It's you?" "What, you want to kill me?" "Why do you come here?" "I..." "I happen to pass by" "Has brother King also come?" "He..." "He has not come come on and sit down" "Okay" "Take some tea, I'll get some food" "Take this poison to kill Ku chi-hua" "Bring her head back" "Otherwise, don't come back to see me" "I hope you don't mind the poor food" "Let me offer you a cup of tea" "Sister Ku" "What is it?" "No... nothing" "What's the matter?" "Do you hate me for what I did in the temple?" "It is nature for you to take revenge" "How could I blame you?" "Sister" "I know who you are now" "we must fight till death, come out" "Come out" "My father has committed big crimes but we bear no grudge with each other" "How can I fight with you?" "I can't go back if I don't kill you" "Don't concede to me, watch my sword" "Please pardon me" "Good, come on" "What is this?" "If you think I am also guilty" "Please kill me" "Please don't do that" "I can't face my uncle, leave me alone" "Stop" "You fickle girl" "Don't you promised me not to kill her" "What?" "You want to drive me away?" "If you don't go, let's go" "How can you treat her like this?" "She want to kill you, I come to rescue you" "You can't even tell good from bad" "Then I am wrong to have rescue you" "How about your wound?" "Leave me at once as far as possible" "If I don't kill you, my uncle will" "Shen-nan" "Since you don't want to be one of us don't come to our house again" "Her uncle will never spare her" "Let's follow her" "You can't go, her uncle will kill you" "No, I must go" "I know you'd come back empty-handed" "Shen-nan" "She is good girl, don't kill her" "Get away" "Uncle, you..." "You not only keep me from killing her but help enemy to blame me" "I'm through with you" "Uncle" "Shen-nan" "Get away" "Ku was raised by Leu Sze-niang" "Leu was our benefactress" "How could we kill his disciple?" "So we wouldn't kill Ku and wouldn't kill Meng" "How can we take our revenge?" "I think you'd leave" "I come all this trouble, how can I leave" "Don't worry" "I think we should reconcile" "I'm willing to let you go and talk peace with your father" "I want your father to come here to kow-tow three times to our ancestors" "then we'll erase our 20 years hatred" "Kow tow 3 times?" "I only kow how to the emperor" "But you'll have a lot to gain what?" "I know you want the second volume" "If you do it you may get it" "I'll serve you all my life" "All right, I agree for you sake" "You know where the Min-shan party is ask them to come too" "Before the heroes of the world" "I'll admit my fault to Li's" "Are you sure?" "How can I deceive you bring here Mr. King's sword" "we'll go after 3 days" "A promise is promise" "Goodbye" "Brother King" "What's wrong?" "Is he sincere?" "I think so" "Please go to White Cloud Mountain to invite Tsao and her comrades" "How about you?" "I stay here" "Then take this, goodbye" "I will kill two birds with one stone kill two birds with one stone?" "They want me to kow tow 3 times at that time they will certainly what me from behind" "I'll get ready with my feat at the third kow" "I suddenly return back and attack" "You know what I mean?" "Good plan, they will all be wiped out" "Uncle, what are you doing?" "Meng's whole body is as hard as steel" "We are not his match as his third kow" "I'll shoot his eyes and kill him" "But didn't you say we've reconciled" "How can you attack him from his back" "We can't talk faith with this devil" "Today is our chance to take revenge" "Here it is" "Leave here and wait me at home" "I'll come back afterwards and we'll together happily" "Why don't you let me accompany you" "Your father is a hero" "I don't want you to see me humiliated" "No, to admit the mistake is really hero" "It's not shame" "If you really want to see it" "come in with me" "Come on" "Excuse me for being late" "Sorry I can't stand up to meet you" "It's a nice place here" "No wonder for 20 years you've abandoned worldly affairs to enjoy life here" "I'm only waiting for death with your grace, I may again see happiness" "I'm guilty of a big crime" "Thank you for giving me this chance" "If that's case, let us proceed" "Please" "Yes, the sooner the better" "I own the Li's a big grievance" "I ought to pay my life for it" "They are generous enough to pardon me" "I am grateful and pay my respecter" "Stop" "Father, Father" "How dare you shot him like this?" "Have you been hurt?" "Don't pretend any more you mean fellow" "You don't expect this do you?" "Now you may stay here and enjoy life" "It's yet too early to laugh at me" "Don't think I'm easy to deal with" "This place is being surrounded" "Uncle" "Be careful" "I took you as a good girl now I know you plot with them" "You are indeed mean" "Master, bad news" "They shot his eye with poisonous arrow" "Hurry, let's help him" "We've been besieged by Min-shan people" "Let's fight with them" "Attack" "Open the door" "Chi-hua, what's the matter with you?" "Sister Li..." "How is she?" "She is wounded by a poisonous arrow" "Take her to the room, I'll get the medicine" "How was Chi-hua wounded?" "Give me the medicine" "She plotted with her father to harm us" "What should I give her the medicine there must be some misunderstanding" "We must save her give me the medicine" "You only care for her" "Look at me" "Are you ok?" "I've been a lonesome in all my life and have loved you since I met you but you only care for Chi-hua" "any pay no attention to me" "I'll give you the medicine but on one condition" "What is it?" "I want you to proclaim me as your wife and have to formal wedding with me" "Chi-hua" "Sister Tsao" "He is getting the medicine, have patience" "Ok, I agree" "I know you love Chi-hua and" "I'm not good enough for you" "I want to see you two get married" "Shen-nan" "Only if when you're with her you'd think of me occasionally" "that a poor girl once loved you" "I'll die contented" "Why should you say this?" "Aren't we husband wife already?" "Although we're husband and wife" "I'll be leave you very soon" "Promise me that no matter what happen always take care of yourself" "Shen-nan, how do you feel?" "Nothing, you may go" "Shi-yi, come here" "Shen-nan, how do you feel?" "Will you kiss me?" "I know you love me" "But I'm mortally wounded" "Shen-nan"

"They're getting too close to our hideout." "We must attack." "Wait." "Let's turn back." "They'll attack when they're sure we're not here." "Jaesa, Mugol." "Be ready." "Yes, sir." "How did it go?" "There are no signs of an ambush." "We attack immediately." "Tell the Iron Army to take the lead." "I will." "We're going to attack." "Stand at the forefront." "It'll get dark soon." "Let's camp for the night and attack in the morning." "He wants to attack tomorrow?" "Yes." "We're fighting a disorderly mob." "What are they afraid of?" "Tell them to come forward!" "Are you afraid of a disorderly mob?" "Stand at the forefront!" "We attack tonight!" " Mari." " Yes, sir." "We'll take them on here." "Don't let them see us until they pass this point." "We're few in number and our men are inexperienced." "We hide and attack with fire... but don't take them on until their defenses are down." " Understood?" " Yes, sir." "Take your places and get ready." "Yes, sir." "To your places!" " To your places!" " Let's go." "Commander." "These are steel arrowheads." "They'll pierce the Iron Army's armor." "Thank you." "Hand them out to our men." "Got it." "Let's go." "I'm off to make some more arrowheads." "You do that." "Every arrowhead you make... will be like an extra Damul soldier!" "Hurry!" "Yes, sir." "Wait until they're all within range." "(Jaesa)" "What's going on?" "You said it was clear!" "Forgive me." "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "Shoot!" "Your Highness!" "Your Highness!" "We'll all die if we don't retreat now." "Fall back now!" "OK." "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "Commander." "Our plan worked." "We killed nearly half of them." " We stand a chance now." " Why don't we go after them?" "Your Royal Highness." "Half of our men are dead." "Many are wounded." "Their arrows can pierce our armor." "We're at a disadvantage." "He says their arrows pierce the Iron Army's armor." "Why don't we retreat to Hyunto and return with more men?" "Forget it!" "We attack again tomorrow morning." " Your Royal Highness!" " What is it?" "They made a surprise attack." "What?" "Give me my sword." "Your Highness." "You're wounded." "It's too dangerous." "Give me my sword!" "You must get out of here." "Don't just stand there!" "Bring a horse!" "Now!" "Commander!" "Prince Daeso is getting away." "Let me go after him." "Don't." " Kill them all." " OK." "How did it go?" "Did they get Jumong?" "Why won't you answer me?" "I'm sorry but... the Iron Army was annihilated and Prince Daeso retreated." "What?" "What the heck happened?" "!" "I'm sorry." "How did you manage to lose when you even had the Iron Army?" "How is that possible?" "!" "There was a reason Jumong's hiding in Mt." "Bongye." "The only way in was a narrow gorge." "They ambushed us and we couldn't get out in time." "You should've expected an ambush." "Didn't you even check in advance?" "I sent some men but there were no signs of an ambush." "Quit making excuses!" "You lost to a mob of migrants." "The whole world will laugh at you." "Please forgive me." "I'll pay with my life." "Jumong you..." "You'll pay for this." "I'll get you and tear you to bits." "What will you do now?" "We return to Puyo." "Get ready." "I will." "I'm so proud of you all." "It must've been like 1 0:1 or something." "Exactly." "You're right." "Steel swords won't guarantee us victory." "Your courage and the will to fight are what make the Damul Army invincible." "Well done, well done." "I'm proud of you." "Here." "Have another one." " No thanks." "I'm fine." " Go on, take it." "Thank you." "Dang..." "Here." "Have this." "No thanks." "We're all in the same boat." "You have it." "Thanks." "When will that fool grow up?" "They just fought a hard battle but all we have to eat is rice." "I feel sorry for them." "Many more hardships will come your way in the future." "Everyone must pull through." "Migrants will continue to join us." "We must fight the Han and Puyo too." "We might be determined... but food is something we can't do without." "We need a way to secure food, clothes and money." "We're in trouble." "It'll take a long time to harvest the crops we just planted." "No country or tribe will help us." "Attack Hyunto-based Han merchants and plunder their merchandise." "You must also unite the tribes suffering under the Han." "Commander." "What about the salt from Gosan?" "Right." "They'll give us all we need." "Puyo will attack them if they do." "I can't put them in danger." "Let's attack and plunder Han business troops... and the tributes on their way to the Han." "Yes, sir." "Your Royal Highness, are you OK?" "I'm fine." "Gather the ministers for a meeting." "I will." "Your Royal Highness." "The Queen is waiting for you." "Your Majesty." "Daeso is back." "How did it go?" "The Iron Army got wiped out and Daeso had to retreat." "Are you sure?" "Yes, Your Majesty." "He annihilated the Iron Army." "We won't have to worry anymore." "I'm back." "I heard you were wounded." "Are you OK?" "Yes, don't worry." "Look at you." "I can't believe a small mob managed to wipe all your men out." "Forgive me." "Aren't you sick of saying that?" "We can't rest until Jumong is dead." "Killing Jumong is your only priority." "I led the Iron Army and attacked Jumong's hideout... but all my men died and I had to retreat." "I feel so ashamed." "Your Royal Highness." "Please don't say that." "Today's failure will show us what not to do in the future." "Be strong." "Like the Court Minister said..." "I'll learn from my defeat and prepare to attack again." "We will focus all our resources on attacking the Damul Army." "I'd like everyone to co-operate." "We will, Your Royal Highness." " Bring Yesoya to me." " We will." "You should be in prison, not in a luxurious chamber." "I can't stand this." "I should make you my maid." "I'll be your maid, if that's what you want." "I wonder what you're hanging on to." "You must think the King and Lady Yuhwa will help you... but you're very mistaken." "Hauchun." "Yes, Your Highness." "Take her away." "OK." "Take your hands off her!" "What are you doing?" "She's enjoying too much luxury." "I was going to make her my maid." "How dare you?" "I know how much you enjoy throwing your weight around... but how dare you do this to a pregnant woman?" "Get out of here!" "The child she bears is our enemy." "Why should I care what happens to it?" "Get in my way... and you'll be in danger too." "You wretch." "How dare you threaten me!" "Fine." "Go ahead and try." "There's a reason she's so upset." "Daeso went to Mt." "Bongye to kill Jumong." "But he came back defeated." "You were insulted in Jumong's place." "If that's the reason... then I can take it." "Long ago, when I moved into the Palace... the Queen treated me like Yangsullan treats you now." "I endured all the insults... to protect and raise Jumong." "Yesoya." "You can protect your baby only for as long as you're well." "No matter what comes your way... you must teach your child to be strong." "The longer Jumong escapes Daeso, the more insults you'll have to bear." "Be patient and endure it." "Do you understand?" "Yes, Your Highness." "(Keru)" "Sit down." "What you did has put us in a tight spot." "We don't have an army now." "All we can do is focus on trading with other tribes." "Lead the troop to Okjuh." "Mother." "Sosuhno is pregnant." "She can't lead a business troop." "Be quiet." "Do you object?" "Didn't you send us to the Han Capital?" "Chansoo and I feared for our lives." "Okjuh might be far but at least you'll be safe." "Lord Songyang hates you so you're better off somewhere else." "Do as she says." "Sayong." "Yes, sir?" "What do you think about what Sosuhno did?" "She might have had no other choice... but in hindsight I think we should've gone to war." "You'd rather die fighting back?" "Life can be more painful than death." "That means you're still young." "I've lived long enough... but I'd rather live than die." "Especially when I have a lot left to do." "What do you need to do?" "Ask Sosuhno what I want and desire." "What she wants..." " Is what I need to do." " Sir!" "Sir!" "Goodness..." "What is it?" "Lady Yuncheryung will send Lady Sosuhno on a business trip." "Send her away when she's pregnant?" "That's absurd." "I know." "Sir, you must do something." "I'll lead the troop." "Let Sosuhno stay here." "But you were a bodyguard." "What do you know about business?" "My father and Sayong will do that." "Forget it." "Are you really going to send Sosuhno?" "Yes." "Must you do that?" "We need a capable manager like her." "It will help our tribe survive." "Isn't that her responsibility?" "I didn't object when Chansoo became chief." "Stop being so childish." "You had it your way for decades." "Thanks to you, bandits killed my husband on a business trip." "I haven't even started to make you pay." "I'll go." "Sosuhno." "No, you have to refuse." "What will she do, kill you?" "I was going to volunteer, even if she didn't send me." "We must be patient and wait for our chance." "But if we just wait and do nothing, we won't be able to grab that chance." "To beat Lord Songyang and unite Jolbon... we need money more than anything." "Saving up during business trips... is our only way out." "She's right." "You're risking your child... but you too were born on the road." "There's no reason not to go." "Good luck." "This is the Prime Minister." "Come in." "Have a seat." "What should I do?" "From what I know... no army can attack Mt." "Bongye because of its features." "If we can't attack him, then we must lure him out." "Do you have a plan?" "We managed to capture Haemosu during the late King Haeburu's reign." "How?" "Haemosu was getting ready to go to war." "He heard about some migrants... and attacked the convoy as they were transporting them." "But the migrants were actually Han soldiers in disguise... and the Iron Army was waiting to ambush them." "That's how we caught Haemosu and wiped out the Damul Army." "I'm back." "Good job." "How are things in Puyo?" "Everyone's talking about how Prince Daeso's attack failed." "But the Palace is unusually calm." "Daeso won't just sit back until he cools down." "He'll be up to something." "Any news on my mother and wife?" "Tell me." "Lady Yesoya is pregnant." "She's locked up in her chambers." "Oi told us everything." "Are you going to leave her like that?" "What will Prince Daeso do when she gives birth?" "We'll think of something." "We have to get her out." "I thought long and hard." "We don't have enough men to attack Puyo or get her out." "We might fall into a trap and place everyone in danger." "Forget Puyo." "The Damul Army and the migrants depend on us." "I can't let personal sentiments ruin a larger mission." "My father told me..." "I can't protect thousands if I can't protect one person." "He told me to protect my wife." "He said that out of regret for not protecting Lady Yuhwa." "I know how awful you must feel." "But I disagree with Commander Haemosu." "He failed because he was too softhearted." "If you want to build a nation, you must be stern." "You mustn't let emotions ruin the dream of thousands of people." "You must be firm." "Commander." "It's me, Jaesa." "Come in." "Hwangryong's tributes are on their way to the Han." "Get ready to go." "Yes, sir." "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "Jaesa, Mugol, Mukguh." "Take the wagon to our hideout." "Yes, sir." "Oi, Mari and Hyupbo." "Let's check on the nearby tribes." "Yes, sir." "Commander." "It's a business troop." "Shouldn't we raid them if it's a Han troop going to Hyunto?" "We can take them on even if they have bodyguards." "Let's find out who they are first." "It's Keru's troop." "Commander." "That's Lady Sosuhno." "I heard she was pregnant." "Why do you think she's leading a troop?" "I'll find out what's going on." "Forget it." "Governor!" "What is it?" "Hwangryong's tributes were stolen on the way to the Capital." "What?" "!" "Who's behind this?" "Jumong and the Damul Army." "Wangsomoon." "Yes?" "Let's go to Puyo immediately." "Get ready." "I will, Governor." "Your Highness." "What is it?" "The Damul Army plundered the tributes Hwangryong sent to the Capital." "The Damul Army?" "You mean Jumong?" "Yes." "The Emperor wants to hold Yangjung and Prince Daeso responsible." "This might be my chance to return to Puyo." "Taemajin." "Yes?" "I must meet Mr. Jin again." "Call him." "I will." "What brings you here so suddenly?" "Do you know that Jumong stole Hwangryong's tributes?" "That's not all." "He attacked two other business troops that trade with the Han." "When are you going to stop him?" "We must do something about it!" "The Emperor will be furious to find out what happened." "I, as well as you will be held responsible." "We have to get Jumong!" "I've been meaning to tell you." "Do you have a plan?" "Yes." "What is it?" "Remember how we used the migrants to get Haemosu?" "That's a great plan." "Your Majesty." "Yangjung met with Prince Daeso and the Prime Minister." "Yangjung?" "They must be plotting to kill Jumong." "Did you ask for me?" "Naro." "Disguise some good fighters as migrants and send them to the Han." "What will you do with them?" "I'll explain later." "Just do it." "I will." "Why would he send soldiers in disguise?" "Your Majesty." "What's wrong?" "Jumong is in danger." "He's in danger?" "Please explain." "Daeso's using the trap Haemosu fell in." "The migrants turned out to be Han soldiers." "Once Jumong hears of the migrants, he'll try to save them." "He'll fall into the trap." "What should we do?" "Yuhwa." "Yes?" "We must send Yesoya to Jumong." "Your Highness." "TellJumong not to worry about me." "He must realize his great dream." "You should go." "Your Highness, we must go." "Stand back." "Don't worry." "He'll be fine if he got my letter." "Your Majesty." "It's me, Daeso." "Come in." "What is it?" "Bring them in." "Father." "Did you send him to help Jumong again?" "Wait and see." "Jumong's mine now." "I'll chop his head off right in front of you two." "Commander!" "What is it?" "Prince Daeso's sending the rest of the migrants as slaves." "When?" "They're on their way." "How many?" "At least 300." "Gather a meeting." "Yes, sir." "He's sending them to win back the Han's trust." "We must figure out their route and check how many guards there are." "We don't have much time." "We set off first and figure that out later." "Summon the Damul Army." "Yes, sir." "The Damul Army left again?" "Yes." "They left to save the migrants Daeso sent as slaves." "When did they leave?" "A few hours ago." "Go and stop them." "What?" "Why should we do that?" "This is Daeso's trap." "If we don't stop them, they'll all die."

"If most people had my opportunities, they'd jump." "Everybody's out for what they can get." "You're sure about that?" "Well, take you for instance." "Now, I come to you for lessons so that Mr. Slade will come through, but I'll bet you something." "All the time you've been talking grammar, you've been thinking just what every other man thinks about." "Now, don't you deny it, because I can tell." "All you needed was the opportunity too." "( dramatic theme playing )" "NARRATOR:" "( dramatic theme playing )" "Starring David Janssen as Dr. Richard Kimble." "An innocent victim of blind justice, falsely convicted for the murder of his wife, reprieved by fate when a trainwreck freed him en route to the death house." "Freed him to hide in lonely desperation." "To change his identity." "To toil at many jobs." "Freed him to search for a one-armed man he saw leave the scene of the crime." "Freed him to run before the relentless pursuit of the police lieutenant obsessed with his capture." "The guest star in tonight's story:" "Laura Devon." "And special guest star Paul Richards." "ANNOUNCER:" "( relaxed theme playing )" "NARRATOR:" "The Chinese Sunset Motel, situated on a tarnished hyphen called the Sunset Strip that separates Los Angeles from Beverly Hills." "For Richard Kimble, working as man-of-all-jobs under the alias of Jack Fickett, it is a welcome bit of limbo." "( all chattering )" "Well, hello, there." "This is one of our loveliest suites." "Just moving in?" "You'll like it here." "Get the point?" "( dramatic theme playing )" "How'd you do?" "Zero." "( laughs )" "( all chattering )" "He's cheatin' again." "WOMAN:" "Oh, Sam..." "Me?" "I'll hit you right in the mouth." "Will you shut up and play?" "I'm out." "Frankie, looks like you're gonna have a little competition around here from now on, huh?" "Who?" "Oh, her?" "Oh, come on, Uncle Sam, you got to be kidding." "( laughs )" "Oh, Alice." "Oh, hi, Sam." "You know that guy looks real familiar." "Oh, his name is Slade." "Edward Slade." "Slade, eh." "And the girl, it says in the registry, is his secretary." "Edward Slade." "Looks like we fell into a nest of penny-ante hustlers." "Of what?" "Scroungers." "They looked okay to me." "No, they're penny-ante hustlers." "I can tell." "It's just that some are better than others." "Oh, shoot." "I should have bought another pair of flats." "Now, listen," "I'm gonna, uh" "I'm gonna go see Gordie Schiller right away." "Now, he'll come through for us, I know he will." "And then I'm gonna take my little jelly apple and we're gonna move back up into the winner's circle again." "Now, I'm not complaining." "If a place is clean, it's got closets." "I know." "Now, there's a-- There's a coffee shop outside." "If I'm not back in time I want you to eat there, understand?" "Don't worry about me, sweetheart." "Just go about your business as though I wasn't here." "All right." "And you watch out for the wolves, huh?" "See you." "Kiss-kiss." "Oh, you're a bird." "You want to see Sophia Loren?" "Nah." "I'm not in the mood for subtitles." "Besides, I don't think she wants to see me." "( chuckles )" "WOMAN:" "Don't move." "Just a teeny bit longer." "I got your nose, but your chin keeps getting away from me." "Take your time." "I don't have to be back to the switchboard for 15 minutes." "I thought you was the porter." "Well, yeah, I'm the porter, the relief switchboard operator, the, uh, pool maintenance engineer." "Sort of a general factotum." "What's that?" "What, "factotum"?" "Well, that's sort of an all-around helper." "It's a very nice way of putting it." "You a professional artist?" "Oh." "Oh, no." "It's just a hobby I took up." "I better warn you before you look at this." "I'm just a beginner." "You know what they say, uh," ""A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."" "You know, that's true." "Did you just make that up?" "No, I, uh, had an English professor that never left a cliché unturned." "Professor?" "That means college, I guess." "Yeah." "Hey, can I see it?" "Down where my home is we got a saying," ""A girl with looks don't need books."" "Good saying." "Personally, I" " I never went past the fourth grade, but I bet you I'm doing better than most of them college kids." "Take these here earrings." "They're three carats apiece." "Perfect blue-white, cut by hand." "'Course everybody hasn't had my opportunities." "Oh, I guess it's, uh, just a matter of what you want." "What do you mean?" "Well, I meant it's a question of values." "Is something wrong with my values?" "No, no, I didn't mean there was anything wrong with your values." "I just meant" "I don't think that you should go around thinking remarks about people just because they can't turn over a cliché or whatever it is that you said." "Well, uh, no, you see, I-I'm sorry" "Waitress." "Would you charge that to Mr. Edward Slade's room, please?" "You want to sign this and write your room number down?" "There." "Congratulations." "( dramatic theme playing )" "Is he awake?" "He was." "He goes in and out." "Gordie." "Hey, Gordie, it's me, Eddie Slade." "What happened?" "MAN:" "Freeway." "He went on an off ramp." "Truck stopped him." "When did you get out of jail?" "Oh, you're up." "( chuckles )" "Yeah, I'm up." "I got out about a month ago." "I tried calling you." "But Maxie took over for you in New Orleans, and won't give back, right?" "You heard, huh?" "So you come down here for a little financing, huh?" "Well," "I figured since I cut you in on a slice of New Orleans that you might like to return the favor." "Listen, Eddie, the cops know we were partners in New Orleans." "These L.A. police are murder." "Now, Gordie, I got a big deal cooking in St. Louis." "I'll pay you back in a year." "That had you on the scan 20 minutes after you crossed the city line." "A hundred thousand is all." "( chuckles )" "You kidding?" "A hundred grand." "I can't afford a lousy manicure." "I'm up to my insurance policies on this big deal I'm financing." "It's big international stuff." "Okay." "All right, I got a couple of other friends in the area." "Y" " You're not going to stay in the area, Eddie." "The cops tie us in together." "And right now I can't afford the attention." "I got too much invested." "A couple of weeks, Gordie." "Now, I'm desperate." "The West Coast is my last chance." "Now, you owe me a favor." "Hey, Gordie." "All right, you got two weeks, Eddie." "Two weeks, but stay away from me." "You won't even know I'm around." "Two weeks, Eddie." "Strictly enforced and no extensions." "( dramatic theme playing )" "( suspenseful theme playing )" "( bell rings )" "Say, what kind of people they got staying here, huh?" "Nice bunch." "Well, that's good." "See, making friends is my business." "I'm a salesman by profession." "Well, right this way, sir." "I might be gone a week, maybe more." "I got this guy up in Portland and another one in Seattle." "Did she go to college?" "Who?" "Who we talking about?" "Your ex-wife." "Oh, not again." "Forget her." "I bet she at least went to high school." "You wouldn't have married no dunce, would you?" "Penelope, will you stop it?" ""Boo," said the bogeyman." "Look, you-you just draw your pictures and get lots of sun and" "( tender theme playing )" "And you better go fix me a drink." "What do you think I am, a factotum?" "( chuckles )" "Where'd you pick that up?" "Don't look so surprised." "There happens to be a lot more where that came from." "I don't believe it." "Yes, sir." "Yes, I'll have a cab right here Mr. Slade." "Get one for me too, will ya?" "KIMBLE:" "Will you send a couple of cabs up to the Chinese Sunset Motel, please?" "Frankie, you look gorgeous." "Oh, just my old working clothes." "Wow." "Well, I've got to run." "I'm gonna be late." "What's your hurry?" "You got a date?" "Uh-huh." "With a double feature." "( chuckles )" "You know, I haven't been to the movies in months." "No one ever asks me." "Maybe you're not the movie type, Frankie." "Well, you never know till you ask." "My cab here yet?" "KIMBLE:" "Be here in just a minute." "You watch out for the wise guys, huh?" "And you have good luck, you hear?" "Don't miss me too much." "I will." "Come on." "Hey, don't take my cab." "( mysterious theme playing )" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm awfully sorry about what happened earlier." "Well, so am I." "I was wondering if I could talk to you for a little bit." "What time do you get off from work?" "Two o'clock." "Could you meet me in the coffee shop around 2?" "Yeah, sure." "Okay." "MAN ( on phone ):" "Yeah?" "Yes, Sergeant Bragin." "Anything on Slade?" "Yeah, he just left in a cab." "License number U92271." "Had a suitcase with him." "He'll probably be back, though, because the girl's still here." "Right." "Yeah." "Well, stick with the girl." "Maybe you can learn something from her." "( ominous theme swells )" "( suspenseful theme playing )" "Sam..." "Please stop it." "( all chattering )" "Hi." "Hi." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Oh, that's okay." "It's just a funny idea I had." "I don't know if you're gonna cotton to it, anyway." "Try me." "Well, see his first wife was very educ" "Uh, whose?" "Mr. Slade's." "My boss." "Oh." "His first wife was very educated." "All around, kinda." "Not like me." "It isn't that I didn't have the opportunities." "My daddy was all for education, always." "My mama was too." "I think that's about the only thing they saw eye-to-eye on." "That and kids." "( chuckles )" "There's 11 of us." "Eleven?" "I guess that's a houseful then." "I was always the best-looking." "Especially after I started developing, you know." "Yeah." "There was this beauty contest back home and I won it just as easy as jam." "That's when I first discovered that men like to do things for good-looking girls." "That was an education in itself, I can tell you." "Maybe I can't read or write so good, but I can sure tell a lox from a sport a mile away." "A "lox"?" "You know, that's the bird that goes to Vegas and plays the nickel machines all night." "Oh." "PENELOPE:" "'Course I stopped noticing other men when I met Mr. Slade." "It's been almost three years now." "I-I seem to have lost you someplace." "Uh, what does this have to do with that funny idea of yours?" "Oh, well, I'm getting to that." "See, I've got to get me some kind of quick education and I was thinking you're so smart, and you talk so nice and what with your college and all," "I was wondering if you couldn't teach me some things." "Me?" "Well, you know, how to read better and when to turn on the manners, and when to say the right thing." "Uh, well, just a minute." "I, uh-- I'll pay you for your time." "Well, I'm very flattered, but I" "All you have to do is give me some pointers." "I'm very quick." "I really am." "I think it's nice that you want to improve yourself, but I'm not a qualified teacher." "Besides, I've got my hands full here with this job." "Look." "I'm gonna be 24 next month and for Mr. Slade that's old, and I've got to get him married quick." "I mean, to me." "I don't want him turning around and looking at me someday and saying, "What am I doing with this dummy?"" "Well, I'm sorry, miss" "You think I got too much to learn, is that it?" "I admit that I got some to go, but you got to remember," ""A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step."" "I did say that." ""'Well,' said the cunning fox," ""'if you don't come with me" ""I will certainly devour" "Devour you on the spot.'"" "Pretty good." "Now try reading it just for the sense of it." "Doesn't matter if you miss a word." "I know what you mean." "Let me try it." ""'Well,' said the cunning fox," ""'if you don't come with me" ""I will certainly devour you on the spot.'" ""A mule that had grown fat and wanton," ""on too good an allowance of corn" ""was one day jumping and kicking about--"" "What about the, uh, cunning fox?" "Oh, well, he never kept his word like he said he was gonna." "Like, to help farmer Jones get his old chickens back." "How could he?" "He was eatin' 'em and he darn near ate the ducks too, except when farmer Jones come at him with his rifle." "If you ask me, this Jones guy ain't much of a brain." ""Isn't."" "Isn't." "Isn't much of a brain." "And it" "It isn't no use." ""Any." Any." "Any use." "What I mean is remembering not to use double negatives and not to say "ain't"" "isn't really going to make any difference." "I mean, I'm still gonna look like a dunce, aren't I?" "Whatever you learn, you'll be that much further ahead." "But is Eddie going to know?" "He will." "Thing is, I don't want to change, but I want to look like I've changed, you know." "You want to quit?" "Do you?" "No." "Well, I guess if" "If you could stand it so could I." "( tender theme playing )" "( rings )" "Yeah?" "Thank you." "Thank me for what?" "Well, you were telling me today when you should say thank you, like if somebody does you a favor or something and I was just sitting here thinking about who does me favors and I thought of you." "So thank you." "Uh, you don't suppose it could have waited till morning, do you?" "Oh, I would have forgot by tomorrow." "Yeah." "Uh, uh, you're welcome." "Something bothering you, honey?" "Yes." "I don't like the position you're putting Uncle Jack in, cousin." "Well, I'll just notify you when it becomes your business." "Your old man's liable to get rough with him." "I wouldn't like that." "You know, it seems to me I've heard them chimes before." "It couldn't be that you just might be jealous of me and Mr. Fickett, could it?" "Oh, no, not me, cousin." "I know when I'm beat." "It's very obvious." "I'm not ignorant enough for him these days." "Oh, I wouldn't say that." "I'd say that you were just about as ignorant as anybody." "It's just that you don't have nothing to back it up with." "That's all." "( playful theme playing )" "Nice day for a swim, huh?" "Why don't you go for a swim then?" "Bragin's my name." "Fred for short." "What's yours?" "That's my business, thanks." "Why don't you just please move out?" "I live here." "Don't you think you were a little rude to him?" "I said please and thank you." "Yes, I know." "Oh, he's a lox anyway." "I think there's a more gracious way to turn a guy down." "You mean a lady would have been more polite, anyway." "Now that you mention it." "Well, what'd I do wrong?" "It's a matter of other people's feelings." "Oh, well, shoot." "I'm getting sick and tired of always being told I'm wrong." "You know I was doing pretty good before I met you and I'll probably go on doing pretty good after I leave this dump." "Probably." "But what?" "I didn't say anything." "It was there, just the way you said "probably."" "Penelope, there's more to growing than just learning how to read books and say thank you." "Well, aren't you the fine one to talk." "Look where all your growing has got you." "At least I've got something to show for my way." "I happen to have 27 pairs of shoes, two mink coats, and three and a half carats on each ear which I will probably be turning them in for double the size one of these days." "Now, that's what I call growing." "( dramatic theme playing )" "( mysterious theme playing )" "We received a report this morning that Slade left Portland." "He met with the Cooley brothers up there this afternoon." "Nice circles he moves in." "Well, if he returns to the Chinese Sunset," "I'll be there to greet him and in the meantime" "I'm gonna concentrate on this guy Fickett." "He stays pretty close to that girl." "Who knows, maybe she cries on his shoulder." "Listen, why don't we, uh--?" "Why don't we run a routine name check on Jack Fickett." "Okay?" "Yes, sir." "I don't know what it is, something about the guy." "He's" " He's got too much class for the kind of job he does." "( suspicious theme playing )" "( knock at door )" "Hi." "I come to apologize for the way I talked today." "Well, there's no need to apologize." "Could I come in?" "Yes, sure." "Sit down." "I, uh" "I'm no one to be giving advice on how to succeed." "Well, at least you're not a hustler like the rest of them around here." "Is that what they are?" "That's what Mr. Slade says." "And he's almost never wrong." "He says they're penny-ante hustlers." "I guess some are." "He says everybody." "Everybody dreams of making a quick buck, but not everybody's willing to take a shortcut." "You say shortcut like it was a dirty word." "Let me tell you something." "If most people had my opportunities, they'd jump." "Everybody's out for what they can get." "You're sure about that?" "Well, take you for instance." "Now, I come to you for lessons so that Mr. Slade would come through, but I'll bet you something." "All the time you've been talking grammar, you been thinking just what every other man thinks about." "Don't you deny it, because I can tell." "All you needed was the opportunity too." "( tender theme playing )" "What's the thing?" "Aren't you turned on even a little teeny bit?" "Yes." "Sure I am." "Well, then what is it?" "You don't take money for learning me." "What do you want out of this?" "Maybe I just get a kick out of watching you learn." "Would you tell me again about shortcuts and all that?" "( tense theme playing )" "Sell me a cigarette will you, Rita?" "My last one." "No." "No news here." "I can't get close to that girl." "Listen, you got anything on Jack Fickett yet?" "Yeah." "Well, I'll just try to feel him out for myself then." "Hey, hold it." "Yeah, it's him in person." "Just this one message, Mr. Slade." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "You're Eddie Slade, aren't you?" "Yeah." "I read about you in that magazine last month." "So?" "Oh, no offense." "It's just been bothering me where I know you from." "King of the bookmakers, they called you." "Hey, must be a lot of money in that business." "What I can drop on the ponies alone..." "Uh, hey, we're having a little party tonight, Eddie." "Be happy if you and the little lady care to join us." "EDDIE:" "Yeah, thanks." "Catch anything?" "No luck." "Use live bait." "( both laughing )" "Did you miss me, huh?" "Prodigiously." "What?" "That means lots." "Now, listen, baby." "Well, I might as well tell you." "It's bad news all over." "I really struck out." "Not a single old buddy would come through." "Look at this." "Twelve midnight." "That's not even fair, Eddie." "When Gordie says get out, he's not playing games." "Well, don't you worry." "We can always get jobs." "What kind of talk is that?" "Well, that's what people do." "How do you know what people do?" "That's one of the things I'm learning." "From who?" ""Whom." From whom." "Anyhow, from Jack." "Jack?" "Who's Jack?" "Jack, my teacher." "See that guy cleaning the pool over there?" "He's my teacher." "Okay." "Uh, what have you been learning, huh?" "Come on, tell me." "You mean, just like that?" "Well, sure you're so smart, I want to know." "What are you learning?" "Well, when you just ask me right out like that I can't" "Now, you see?" "Now, just shut up, will you?" "And-and come on" "Come on over here." "No." "Come on." "No." "You asked me and I'm gonna tell you." "First of all, take the folks that live here." "They aren't hustlers like you said." "Oh, they're not, huh?" "No." "Just because they-- They took the straight route." "No crummy shortcuts for them." "They worked hard all their lives and they got values." "You take Sam over there, he made his being an agent for actors, he knows a lot of big stars, but his wife divorced him after 21 years and he moved in here." "And then there's Rita." "She's a very important script girl." "She's the highest paid in Hollywood." "And she's in great demand." "Every director in town wants her." "And then there's Orin, he's a lawyer." "And he's very important too." "He's made a lot of money in his lifetime." "Nice day for a suntan, huh?" "Don't get too much." "Say, you know, I got a pretty good ear for accents, but I can't quite place yours." "What is it?" "Midwestern or something?" "It's a little bit of everything, I guess." "We moved around a lot." "Oh, yeah?" "Where'd you go to school?" "All over." "Excuse me." "Say, did you ever make college?" "I took a few courses." "Yeah?" "Out here, California?" "No, back East." "Let me ask you something." "What's a guy like you, uh, doing work like this for?" "Gives me time to think." "Don't get too much sun." ""Bartender wanted, no experience necessary." "Five, four--" That's enough of that." "You understand?" "Hey." "I was just trying to show you how good I can read." "Where are you going?" "( all chattering )" "I want to talk to you." "Yes, sir?" "What's the idea of fooling around with my girl?" "I think you're mistaken." "She told me." "She couldn't have told you that." "That girl has what you might call a" "A beautiful innocence of mind and I don't want her thinking, and I don't want her educated, so let me give you a warning, mister." "Now, you stay away from her." "Believe me, it's not a friendly warning either, because if I catch you hanging around her again you're gonna find yourself hurting." "Bad." "Yes, sir." "Okay." "If you want my opinion, you're wrong about Penelope." "Oh?" "She has a lot inside of her." "You might call it a drive to grow." "That type of energy is hard to stop." "Um, just you stay away from her." "And don't you worry about her energy." "(upbeat jazz song playing )" "EDDIE:" "No doubt about it." "There's $50,000 out there." "Not that that's any big answer for us, but at least it could buy us some time back East." "In Canada maybe." "Hey, you want to learn something educational, jelly apple?" "All right, I'm gonna show you human nature, how it works." "What do you mean?" "Come on." "You'll see." "Hey, uh, your earrings I bought you" " The diamonds." "That's the first time I forgot to put them on since I got them." "Yeah, well, go put them on." "We're going to a party." "Do you think that maybe I-I forgot to put them on because I'm starting to shine all by myself like Jack said?" "Now, listen, I told you to cut that out." "I'll go put them on." "( all chattering )" "I promise you, this time it won't be double exposed." "( shutter clicks )" "Oh, Jack, would you please get some more ice, huh?" "Thank you." "No, no, Woody." "No house in the hill for me, I had that." "Uncle Sam, have you seen Uncle Jack?" "I've got his picture." "Uncle Jack" " No." "There he is." "Pardon me." "Hi, Sam." "Good of you to come." "Nice to see you, Mr. Slade." "The drinks are right inside." "Why don't we come in and get one?" "Hey, make way for Mr. Slade and his lady." "Give him a chance to catch up with the rest of us." "Oh, this is great." "Hey, hey, hey." "That's for my scrapbook." "I'll take another one for you later." "Now, you just watch Eddie in action." "Uh, say, uh, could we have a couple of Scotch and waters please." "Sure." "Yeah, uh, my business here is just about done so we're going to be heading east soon." "Oh, were you working here on some kind of deal?" "( chuckles )" "Oh, thank you." "Bookmaking, huh?" "Ah." "Here you go, honey." "Thank you." "That must pay plenty on an investment." "Oh, about, uh, 20 for every dollar invested, yeah." "Uh, the first year." "Well, that's plenty all right." "I suppose you're all financed though." "Oh, no problems." "Anything open?" "No, not a thing." "At least, uh" "Well, not much." "There's 50,000, but I expect to have that by tomorrow morning." "Fifty thousand." "Uh-huh." "Penny, why don't--?" "Why don't we get some air." "Oh." "Oh, wait a minute." "Wait a minute, Mr. Slade." "You particular where--?" "Where this comes from?" "I mean, say if I could raise what you need tonight." "Tonight, well" "Look, I tell you, um, Sam, right?" "Right." "Well, no offense, Sam, it's just that I just don't like dealing in amateur money." "You see, uh, they always want to have their say so, you know and--?" "The little guy, that is." "And the trouble is they don't know what they're talking about." "But you-you-you wouldn't have to explain anything." "I mean, I could do all the explaining." "Well, I don't know." "It-It would be strictly a deal between me and you." "I'll tell you what I'll do." "If you can come up with the money before my other source" "You know, no promises, all right?" "But, uh, I'll talk to you." "Well, thanks." "That's-- That's great, Eddie." "You know, right now, your good friend Sam is telling all those other good people in there all about the big opportunity." "Now, some of them won't fall for it." "At least not at first." "It isn't gonna work." "Some people just don't go for shortcuts." "You don't think so, huh?" "You want to make a bet with me?" "Do you?" "Okay." "Okay." "Now, if you're right," "I'm gonna buy you a diamond ring to go with those diamond earrings and if I'm right, you throw away your books and you stop talking grammar." "Deal?" "What kind of ring?" "Just a ring." "The kind you put on your finger." "Any finger." "That a deal or not?" "Deal." "Okay." "You go back in there and watch." "Old Eddie's just gonna go in there and lie down, let Mother Nature do his work for him." "( suspenseful theme playing )" "Go on." "( suspenseful theme swells )" "( relaxed theme playing )" "( suspenseful theme playing )" "But how illegal is it actually?" "Wait a minute, Rita." "Let's get ourselves a little privacy." "That's it, folks, party's over." "Hope you all had a good time." "See you later." "Sure was lovely of you to ask me, Sam." "Oh, Alice." "Good night." "Good night, dear." "As a lawyer I can tell you there'd be a lot of complications." "Just the income tax, for example." "Well, that's the beauty of it." "There'd be no income tax." "And we wouldn't have to sign any papers." "Now, wait a minute." "( keys jingling )" "PENELOPE:" "Jack..." "I'd like to talk to you." "Sure." "Come on in." "Well, uh, maybe we better go to the coffee shop." "I've got some coffee." "Come on in." "I" " I don't think we'd better." "Okay." "SAM:" "What are you getting on your money now?" "Six percent if you're lucky?" "I'm talking about $20 for every dollar you put up." "Listen, this kind of a break is a once-in-a-lifetime thing." "You'll never get this kind of an opportunity again." "It just doesn't happen twice." "What else am I gonna tell you?" "You know how my ex wiped me out, yet I'm willing to put up every last cent I got left." "Eleven thousand bucks." "Now, you all know me." "Would I put myself out on the hook like that if I wasn't sure that this is maybe the last big break?" "The last chance I get to buy myself a first-class old age?" "And that goes for you too." "Remember, 20 bucks for every one you put up." "Figure even half of that." "What do you say, Rita?" "Well, if Orin went in, I might consider it." "I don't know." "You could figure if there was no risk and it was entirely legal, a small investor couldn't get in." "The big banks would be in there." "Now you're thinking straight." "( knock at door ) ( TV blaring )" "( turns off TV )" "Who is it?" "MAN:" "Saul." "Saul." "Say hello to Kenny." "Hello, Kenny." "It's almost midnight." "We're here to help you keep your word to Gordie." "I got 20 minutes yet." "Now, you're not gonna hold me to that." "Saul, I'm on the brink of getting my bankroll." "It could be here any minute." "If it's here any minute, you got no problem." "So maybe it's a few more seconds." "A few more seconds is too late." "I'll call Gordie." "Gordie can't be disturbed." "I should have known Eddie was right." "Boy, if you could have only seen the way Sam bit." "Human nature." "I guess you're the only person I ever saw could beat that rap." "If you want to know the truth," "I'm beginning to think maybe you're a sucker for it." "Maybe." "Well, it's none of my business." "Maybe you'll never learn, but they sure will." "Does that mean they're not going to get their money back?" "I wish I'd never started to draw your picture." "( tender theme playing )" "No." "That ain't true-- That isn't true." "I could never be sorry for knowing you." "That's the awful part about it." "Well, you better go and save those decent people of yours." "They're gypping themselves." "The whole thing is something Eddie just made up." "No, you've got to tell them, Penelope." "Are you kidding me?" "You think I'd double-cross Eddie?" "I'm no fink." "It's bad enough I told you." "I thought you were learning something." "All about the cunning fox." "Except I think I knew him already." "You won't tell them?" "All right." "( dramatic theme playing )" "They make you up a positive?" "Yeah, just came back from the lab." "I've been living with this guy every day now for two weeks, but it wasn't till I saw that that something started to click." "I can't put my finger on it." "Wait a minute." "Yeah, I know." "Seen his face on a card or on a want or something, but I can't remember." "Hey." "( dramatic theme playing )" "Come on." "As I said, it's none of my business." "I don't know what you're up to, Jack," "I only know what he said." "I tell you, Slade didn't even approach me." "I approached him." "I'm not even sure at this minute he'll even take our money." "I'm only going on the assumption that we can get our money in first." "There is no other money, Sam." "How do you know?" "Sam swears it's true." "( chattering ) Wait, wait, wait." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Are you just repeating something you heard?" "A rumor?" "How do you know?" "'Cause I told him." "And I'm practically the horse's mouth." "( siren wailing )" "What made you tell us?" "Ask the professor here." "He figured you hustlers deserved a break." "Me, I think I'm cuckoo to tell you anything." "I'm sorry, fellas." "Oh, narrow escape, Sam." "That was close, but not your fault, Sam." "Will you come on and let go of me?" "What you did in there" "What I did in there was to prove myself a first-class lox." "No." "Are you putting me on?" "Did you see them in there all turned on for an easy buck?" "Just like Mr. Slade said." "Everybody's hustling." "Not everybody." "Look, would you do me a favor and admit you were wrong about those people?" "Then I can go back to believing you were wrong about everything." "All I said was not everybody's hustling." "You just proved that." "You told them the truth." "Oh, that's great." "Now, I'm a fink." "No, it just means you're growing up fast." "I'm not sure I like it." "You will when you get there." "Now." "Oh, Saul, come on, now, give me a break." "You know how-- Now." "( dramatic theme playing )" "( grunting )" "( siren wailing )" "I think he went through that window..." "Somebody get a doctor." "Eddie." "Oh, Eddie." "Oh." "Where's Fickett?" "I don't know." "( tense theme playing )" "( siren wailing )" "( dramatic theme swells )" "( dramatic theme playing )" "I was so worried about you." "I would just die if anything happened to you." "Listen, you better stick around, see?" "You'll be all right." "I need a drink, how about you?" "You be careful with him." "You looking for Fickett?" "Yeah." "So's every policeman on the strip." "What for?" "Murder." "His real name's Kimble." "He's wanted in Indiana for killing his wife." "Are you kidding me?" "No, I'm not kidding." "Well, I'll bet you my diamond earrings against your tin badge that he never done" " Did it." "Well, you stick around here." "I gonna want a statement from you." "Anyway, maybe he could come back and clear hisself." "It's a long way back." "Well, you know what they say," ""A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."" "What?" "It's just something an old professor of mine used to say." "( relaxed theme playing )" "NARRATOR:" "A fleeting moment, to laugh, to be warmed, to contemplate what could have been." "An hour ago he was Jack Fickett." "Now, he must find a new name, a new place." "A man who must lose himself in order that someday he might again find himself." "Richard Kimble, fugitive." "( dramatic theme swells )" "( dramatic theme playing )"

"(sonar pings)" "13 metres." "You should see it." "(sonar pings)" "Okay." "Take her up and over the bow rail." "Okay, Mir 2, we're going over the bow." "Stay with us." "(sonar pings)" "(mechanical whirring)" "Okay, quiet." "We're rolling." "Seeing her coming out of the darkness like a ghost ship... ..still gets me every time." "To see the sad ruin of the great ship sitting here... ..where she landed at 2:30 in the morning of April 15, 1912,... ..after her long fall..." "..from the world above." "You are so full of shit, boss !" "(mechanical whirring)" "(sonar pinging)" "Dive six - here we are again on the deck of Titanic." "2 1/2 miles down, 3,821 meters." "The pressure outside is 3 1/2 tons per square inch." "These windows are nine inches thick." "If they go, it's sayonara in two microseconds." "All right." "Enough of that bullshit." "Put her down on the roof of the officers' quarters." "Sure." "Okay, Mir 2." "We've landed on the grand staircase." "You guys set to launch ?" "Yeah." "Launching Dunkin now." "Go, Charlie." " Tether out." " Tether out." "Okay, Brock, we're dropping down along the hull." "Roger that." "Okay, drop down and go into the first-class gangway door." "I want you guys working the "D" deck, reception and the dining saloon." "Copy that." " Tether out." " Tether out." " Now left." " l'm coming left." "(Brock) Snoop Dog is on the move." "We're headed down the stairwell." "Okay, Lewis." "Drop down to "B" deck." "Okay. "A" deck." "(Lewis) Give me some rope, Captain." ""B" deck." "Get in there." "(Brock) Watch the doorframe." "I see it. I got it." "(banging)" "(mechanical whirring)" "(cracking)" "We're good..." "Just chill, boss." "(Brock) Make your turn." " (Lewis) Cable out, Captain." " Make your turn." "Brock, we're at the piano." "You copy ?" "(Brock) Okay, copy that." "(Brock) Right there, that's it !" " That's the bedroom door !" " l see it..." "I see it." "We're in !" "We're in, baby, we're there !" "(Brock) That's Hockley's bed." "That's where the son of a bitch slept." "(Lewis) Somebody left the water running." "Hold it." "Go back to the right." "That wardrobe door..." "Get closer." " You smelling something, boss ?" " l wanna see what's under it." "Gimme my hands, man." "(mechanical whirring)" "All right... !" " Take it easy. lt might come apart." " Okay." "Go !" "Go, go, go !" "Flip it over, flip it over." "Go." "Keep going." "Go, go, go." "Okay." "Drop it." "Oh, baby, baby..." "Are you seeing this, boss ?" "It's payday, boys." "(cheering)" "Ka-ching !" "We did it, Bobby !" "(Lewis) Oh, yeah !" "Who's the man !" "Who's the best, baby ?" "Say it, say it." "You are, Lewis." "(loud buzzing)" " Bobby, my cigar." " Right here." "(cheering)" "Okay, crack her open." " Let me get around." "Hang on." " You getting it ?" "Shit." "No diamond." "You know, boss,... ..the same thing happened to Geraldo, and his career never recovered." "Turn the camera off." "Brock, the partners would like to know how it's going." "Hey, Dave." "Barry." "Hi." "Look, it wasn't in the safe, but hey... ..don't worry about it." "There's plenty of places it could be." "The floor debris, the mother's room..." " Purser's safe on "C" deck." " Jimmy Hoffa's briefcase." "(Brock) A dozen other places." "You've got to trust my instincts." "I know we're close." "We just got to go through a process of elimination." "Hang on a second." "Let me see that." "We might have something here, guys." "Where's the photo of the necklace ?" " We'll call you right back." " Holy... I'll be goddamned." "(TV) Treasure hunter Brock Lovett is best known for finding Spanish gold... lt's okay. I'll feed you in a minute." "He's chartered a Russian sub to reach the most famous wreck of all:" "Titanic." "He's with us live via satellite from the Keldysh in the North Atlantic." "Hello, Brock." "Hello, Tracy." "Everyone knows the stories of Titanic,... ..the nobility, the band playing and all that." "I'm interested in the untold stories, the secrets deep inside the hull." "We're using robot technology to go further into the wreck... ..than anybody's ever done before." "You're at the centre of a controversy... ..over salvage rights, and ethics." "Many are calling you a grave robber." "Nobody called the recovery of King Tut "grave robbing"." " What is it ?" " Turn that up, dear." "I have museum-trained experts here... ..making sure these relics are treated properly." "Look at this drawing we found just today." "A piece of paper that's been underwater for 84 years... ..and my team were able to preserve it intact." "Should this have remained unseen at the bottom of the ocean for eternity ?" "I'll be goddamned." "Brock !" "There's a satellite call for you." "Bobby, we're launching." "You see these submersibles going in ?" "Trust me, buddy." "You wanna take this call." "This better be good." "You gotta speak up." "She's kinda old." "Great." "This is Brock Lovett." "How can I help you, Mrs... ?" "Calvert." "Rose Calvert." "Mrs Calvert ?" "I was just wondering if you'd found the "Heart of the Ocean", Mr Lovett." "I said you wanted to take the call." "All right." "You have my attention, Rose." "Can you tell us who the woman in the picture is ?" "Oh, yes." "The woman in the picture is me." "She's a goddamned liar !" "Some nutcase seeking money or publicity !" "God only knows why !" "Like that Russian babe, Anaesthesia !" "They're inbound !" "Rose DeWitt Bukater died on Titanic when she was 17." "Right." "If she'd lived, she'd be over 100 by now." "101 next month." "So she's a very old goddamned liar !" "I've done the background on this woman... ..back to the '20s when she was working as an actress." "An actress !" "There's your first clue, Sherlock !" "Her name was Rose Dawson back then." "She marries a guy named Calvert." "They move to Cedar Rapids and have kids." "Now Calvert's dead, and Cedar Rapids, too." "Everybody who knows about the diamond... ..is supposed to be dead or on this boat, but she knows." "Doesn't exactly travel light, does she ?" "Mrs Calvert, I'm Brock Lovett." "Welcome to the Keldysh." "Let's get her inside." "Hi, Ms Calvert." " Hi." " Welcome to the Keldysh." "(Man) Hey." "Hey !" "(knocking)" "Yes ?" " Are your staterooms all right ?" " Very nice." "Have you met my granddaughter Lizzy ?" "She takes care of me." "We metjust a few minutes ago." "Remember, Nana ?" "Up on deck ?" "(Rose) There, that's nice." "Have to have my pictures when I travel." "is there anything you'd like ?" "Yes." "I would like to see my drawing." "(Brock) Louis xvi wore a fabulous stone, the Blue Diamond of the Crown,... ..which disappeared in 1792." "About that time old Louis lost everything, from the neck up." "The theory goes that the Crown Diamond was chopped, too." "Recut into a heart shape that became known as "The Heart of the Ocean"." "Today it'd be worth more than the Hope Diamond." "It was a dreadful, heavy thing." "I only wore it this once." "You actually think this is you, Nana ?" "It is me, dear." "Wasn't I a dish ?" "I tracked it down through insurance records." "An old claim that was settled under terms of absolute secrecy." "Can you tell me who the claimant was, Rose ?" "I imagine someone named Hockley." "Nathan Hockley, that's right." "Pittsburgh steel tycoon." "The claim was for a necklace his son Caledon bought his fiancée - you " "..a week before he sailed on Titanic." "It was filed right after the sinking,... ..so the diamond had to have gone down with the ship." "You see the date ?" ""April 14, 1912."" "If your grandmother is who she says she is,... ..she was wearing the diamond the day the Titanic sank." "And that makes you my new best friend." "These are some of the things we recovered from your stateroom." "This was mine !" "How extraordinary !" "And it looks the same as it did the last time I saw it." "The reflection has changed a bit." "Are you ready to go back to Titanic ?" "Okay, here we go." "She hits the berg on the starboard side, right ?" "She bumps along, punching holes along the side, below the waterline." "Then the forward compartments start to flood." "As the water rises, it spills over the watertight bulkheads... ..which don't go any higher than "E" deck." "So now as the bow goes down, the stern rises up,... ..slow at first, then faster and faster,... ..until she's got her whole ass up in the air." "A big ass." "We're talking 20,000, 30,000 tons, okay ?" "The hull's not designed to deal with that pressure, so what happens ?" "She splits, right down to the keel, and the stern falls back level." "As the bow sinks it pulls the stern vertical... ..and then finally detaches." "The stern section bobs there like a cork for a few minutes,... ..floods, and finally goes under about 2.20am." "Two hours and 40 minutes after the collision." "The bow section planes away, landing about half a mile away,... ..going 20, 30 knots when it hits the ocean floor." "Pretty cool, huh ?" "Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr Bodine." "Of course, the experience of it was..." "somewhat different." "Will you share it with us ?" " l'm taking her to rest." " No." " Come on, Nana." " No !" "Tape recorder." "Tell us, Rose." "It's been 84 years." "Try to remember anything." "Anything at all." "Do you want to hear this or not, Mr Lovett ?" "It's been 84 years... ..and I can still smell the fresh paint." "The china had never been used." "The sheets had never been slept in." "Titanic was called "The Ship of Dreams"." "And it was." "It really was." "All third-class passengers... ..with a forward berth,... ..this way, please." "This queue." "Right here." "Big boat, uh ?" " Daddy, it's a ship." " You're right." "(car horn)" "Why all the fuss ?" "It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauretania." "You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic." "It's 100 feet longer... ..and far more luxurious." "Your daughter is difficult to impress, Ruth." "So this is the ship they say is unsinkable." "God himself could not sink this ship." "Sir, you have to check your baggage through the main terminal." "I put my faith in you, good sir." "Now kindly see my man." "Yes, sir." "My pleasure, sir." "Right." "All the trunks from that car there,... ..12 from here, and the safe,... ..to the Parlour Suite, rooms B52, 54, 56." "(whistle)" "Ladies..." "Better hurry." " My coat ?" " l have it, miss." "All third-class passengers queue here for health inspection." "Chin up." "Welcome aboard, ma'am." "Welcome to Titanic." "(Rose) lt was the ship of dreams -to everyone else." "To me it was a slave ship... ..taking me back to America in chains." "Outwardly I was everything a well-brought-up girl should be." "Inside, I was screaming." "(steam whistle)" "(speaking Swedish)" "Jack, you are pazzo." "You bet everything we have." "When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose." "(Swedish) You moron." "I can't believe you bet our tickets." "Sven ?" "All right... moment of truth." "Somebody's life's about to change." "Fabrizio ?" "Niente." "Niente." "Olaf ?" "Nothing." "Sven ?" "Uh-oh." "Two pair." "I'm sorry, Fabrizio." ""Sorry" ?" "You bet all the money !" "I'm sorry." "You're not gonna see your mom for a long time." "Cos we're going to America !" "Full house, boys !" "Whoa !" "Yeah !" "Dio mio, grazie !" "(cursing in Swedish)" "Come on !" "Figlio di puttana !" "I'm going home !" "(cursing in Swedish) I'm going home !" "I go to America !" "No, mate." "Titanic go to America, in five minutes." "Come on !" "Come on, here !" "Andiamo !" "We're riding in high style now !" "We're a couple of swells !" "Practically goddamn royalty, ragazzo mio !" "You see, it's my destino !" "I go to America to be millionario !" "(Driver) Whoa !" "Whoa !" "Bastardo !" " You're pazzo !" " Maybe, but I've got the tickets !" "Come on, I thought you were fast !" " Aspetta !" " Wait !" "Hey, wait !" "We're passengers !" "Passengers !" " Have you been through the inspection ?" " Of course !" "Anyway, we don't have lice." "We're Americans." "Right." "Come aboard." "We're the luckiest sons of bitches in the world !" "(ship's horn)" "Goodbye !" " You know somebody ?" " That's not the point." " Goodbye !" "I'll miss you !" " Goodbye !" "I will never forget you !" "(crowd cheering)" "Go left, darling." "G60, G60..." "Excuse me, ma'am." "Oh, right here." "Hey, how you doing ?" "Jack." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Jack Dawson." "Nice to meet you." "How you doing ?" "Who says you get top bunk, huh ?" "(Swedish) Where's Sven ?" "This is your private deck, sir." "Would you be requiring anything ?" " Mm-mm." " Excuse me." " This one ?" " No..." "It had a lot of faces on it." "This is the one." "Would you like all of them out, miss ?" "Yes..." "We need a little colour in this room." "Put it in there, in the wardrobe." "God, not those finger paintings again !" "Waste of money !" "The difference between Cal's taste and mine... ..is that I have some." "They're fascinating." "Like being inside a dream or something." "There's truth, but no logic." " What's the artist's name ?" " Something Picasso." ""Something Picasso"." "He won't amount to a thing." "Trust me." " Put the Degas in the bedroom." " At least they were cheap." "Put it in the wardrobe." "(Rose) At Cherbourg, a woman came aboard named Margaret Brown." "We all called her Molly." "History would call her "The Unsinkable Molly Brown"." "I wasn't about to wait all day, sonny." "Here, think you can manage ?" "Her husband had struck gold someplace out west... ..and she was what Mother called "new money"." "By next afternoon we were steaming west from the coast of Ireland... ..with nothing out ahead of us but ocean." "Take her to sea, Mr Murdoch." " Let's stretch her legs." " Yes, sir." " All ahead full, Mr Moody." " Very good, sir." "(bells ringing)" "All ahead full." "(Man) All ahead full !" "Come on, lads." "Step lively." "Let's stoke them right up !" "We're going full ahead !" "21 knots, sir." "Hey, look, look, look !" "Look, look !" "See it ?" "There's another one !" "See him ?" "Look at that one !" "Look at him jump !" "Whoo-hoo !" "Whoo !" "I can see the Statue of Liberty already !" "Very small, of course." "I'm the king of the world !" "(whooping and yelling)" "She is the largest moving object ever made by the hand of man... ..in all history." "Our master shipbuilder, Mr Andrews,... ..designed her." "I knocked her together... ..but the idea was Mr lsmay's." "He envisioned a steamer so grand in scale... ..that its supremacy would never be challenged." "And here she is... ..willed into solid reality." "Hear, hear." "Salmon." "You know I don't like that, Rose." "She knows." "We'll both have the lamb, rare, with very little mint sauce." "You like lamb, right, sweet pea ?" "Are you gonna cut her meat for her, too, Cal ?" "Hey, who thought of the name "Titanic" ?" "Was it you, Bruce ?" "Yes, actually." "I wanted to convey sheer size, and the size means stability,... ..luxury, and, above all, strength." "Do you know of Dr Freud, Mr lsmay ?" "His ideas about male preoccupation with size might interest you." " What's gotten into you ?" " Excuse me." "I do apologise." "She's a pistol, Cal." "Hope you can handle her." "Well, I may have to start minding what she reads, Mrs Brown." "Freud... who is he ?" "is he a passenger ?" "..turns the propeller,... ..makes these waves,... ..makes them spin." "(Fabrizio) The ship is nice, uh ?" " Yeah, it's an Irish ship." " ls English, no ?" "No, it was built in Ireland." "15,000 lrishmen built this ship." "That's typical." "First-class dogs come down here to take a shite." "It lets us know where we rank." "Like we could forget ?" "I'm Tommy Ryan." " Jack Dawson." " Fabrizio." "Hi." "Do you make any money with your drawings ?" "Oh, forget it, boyo." "You'd as like have angels fly out of your arse... ..as get next to the likes of her." "(Rose) I saw my whole life as if I'd already lived it,... ..an endless parade of parties and cotillions,... ..yachts and polo matches." "Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter." "I felt like I was standing at a great precipice... ..with no-one to pull me back." "No-one who cared, or even noticed." "(Rose sobbing)" "(Rose running and sobbing)" "Don't do it." "Stay back." "Don't come any closer." "Come on." " Gimme your hand. I'll pull you back." " No !" "Stay where you are. I mean it." "I'll let go." "No, you won't." "What do you mean, no, I won't ?" "Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do." "Well, you would've done it already." "You're distracting me." "Go away." "I can't." "I'm involved now." "You let go and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you." "Don't be absurd." "You'll be killed." " l'm a good swimmer." " The fall alone would kill you." "It would hurt." "I'm not saying it wouldn't." "But I'm more concerned about that water being so cold." "How cold ?" "Freezing." "Maybe a couple of degrees over." "You ever, uh... ..ever been to Wisconsin ?" "What ?" "They have some of the coldest winters." "I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls." "When I was a kid, me and my father went ice fishing... ..out on Lake Wissota." "Ice fishing is where you... I know what ice fishing is !" "Sorry." "You just seem like, you know, kind of an indoor girl." "Anyway, I, uh... I fell through some thin ice." "And I'm telling you... ..water that cold, like right down there,... ..it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over." "You can't breathe..." "You can't think..." "At least not about anything but the pain." "Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you." "Like I said,... ..I don't have a choice." "I'm hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here." "You're crazy." "That's what everybody says, but..." "With all due respect, miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship." "Come on." "Come on, gimme your hand." "You don't wanna do this." "Whew !" "I'm Jack Dawson." "Rose DeWitt Bukater." "I'll have to get you to write that down !" "Come on." "(screams) I got you !" "Come on !" "Come on !" "(screams)" "Help !" "Please !" "Help !" "Please !" " Please help me !" " Listen !" "Listen to me !" "I've got you. I won't let go." "Now pull yourself up." "Come on !" "Come on." "That's right." "You can do it." "I got you." "What's all this ?" "You stand back !" "And don't move an inch !" "Fetch the master-at-arms !" "Care for a brandy ?" "(Cal) This is completely unacceptable !" "How dare you put your hands on my fiancée !" " Look at me, you filth !" " Cal..." " What do you think you were doing ?" " Cal, stop !" "It was an accident." "An accident ?" "It was." "Stupid, really." "I was leaning over and I slipped." "I was leaning far over to see the, uh... ..uh... ..the, uh..." " Propellers ?" " Propellers." "And I slipped." "I would have gone overboard, but Mr Dawson here saved me... ..and almost went over himself." " She wanted to see the propellers !" " Women and machinery do not mix." "Was that the way of it ?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that was pretty much it." "The boy's a hero, then." "Good for you, son." "Well done." "So it's all's well, and, uh... ..back to our brandy, eh ?" "Look at you." "You must be freezing." "Let's get you inside." "Perhaps a little something for the boy ?" "Of course." "Mr Lovejoy, I think a 20 should do it." "is that the going rate for saving the woman you love ?" "Rose is displeased." "What to do... I know." "Perhaps you could join us for dinner tomorrow evening... ..to regale our group with..." "your heroic tale." "Sure." "Count me in." "Good." "Settled, then." " This should be interesting." " Mmm." "(whistles)" "Can I, uh... bum a smoke ?" "You'll want to tie those." "It's interesting." "The young lady slips so suddenly... ..and you still had time to remove your jacket and your shoes." "(music box)" "(knock at door)" "I know you've been melancholy." "I don't pretend to know why." "I intended to save this... ..until the engagement gala... ..next week." "But..." "I thought... ..tonight." "Good gracious !" "A reminder of my feelings for you." "is it a... ?" "Diamond ?" "Yes." "56 carats to be exact." "It was worn by Louis xvi, and they called it "Le Coeur de la Mer"." "(Both) The Heart of the Ocean." "It's overwhelming." "Well, it's for royalty." "We are royalty, Rose." "You know, there's nothing I couldn't give you." "There's nothing I'd deny you... ..if you would not deny me." "Oh, open your heart to me, Rose." "(Jack) Well, I've been on my own since I was 15, since my folks died." "I had no close kin in that part of the country." "So I left and I haven't been back since." "You could just call me a tumbleweed blowing in the wind." "Well, Rose, we've walked about a mile around this boat deck... ..and chewed over how great the weather's been and how I grew up,... ..but I reckon that's not why you came to talk to me, is it ?" " Mr Dawson, I..." " Jack." "Jack." "I want to thank you for what you did." "Notjust for... for pulling me back, but for your discretion." "You're welcome." "Look, I know what you must be thinking." "Poor little rich girl." "What does she know about misery ?" "No..." "No, that's not what I was thinking." "I was thinking what could have happened to this girl... ..to make her think she had no way out." "Well, I... lt was everything." "It was my whole world... ..and all the people in it." "The inertia of my life... plunging ahead, and me powerless to stop it." "God !" "Look at that thing !" "You would've gone straight to the bottom." "500 invitations have gone out." "All of Philadelphia society will be there,... ..and all the while I feel I'm standing in a crowded room... ..screaming at the top of my lungs, and no-one even looks up." "Do you love him ?" "Pardon me ?" "Do you love him ?" "You shouldn't be asking me this." "It's a simple question." "Do you love the guy or not ?" " This is not a suitable conversation." " Can't you just answer the question ?" "This is absurd." "You don't know me and I don't know you,... ..and we are not having this conversation." "You are rude and uncouth and..." "I am leaving now." "Jack..." "Mr Dawson, it's been a pleasure." "I sought you out to thank you..." " And you insulted me." " You deserved it." " Right." " Right." " l thought you were leaving." " l am." "You are so annoying !" "Wait." "I don't have to leave." "This is my part of the ship." "You leave." "Well, well, well !" "Now who's being rude ?" "What is this stupid thing you're carrying around ?" "So what are you ?" "An artist or something ?" "Well... these are rather good." "They're, uh..." "they're very good, actually." "Jack, this is exquisite work." " They didn't like them in old Paris." " Paris ?" "!" "You do get around, for a poor..." "Well, uh, uh, a person of limited means." "A poor guy." "You can say it." "Well, well, well !" "And these were drawn from life ?" "That's the good thing about Paris." "Lots of girls willing to take their clothes off." "You liked this woman." "You used her several times." "Well, she had beautiful hands, you see ?" "I think you must have had a love affair with her." "No, no, no." "Just with her hands." "She was a one-legged prostitute." "See ?" "Oh !" "She had a good sense of humour, though." "And this lady..." "She used to sit at this bar every night... ..wearing all her jewellery, waiting for her long-lost love." "Called her Madame Bijoux." "See how her clothes are all moth-eaten ?" "Well, you have a gift, Jack." "You do." "You see people." "I see you." "And ?" "You wouldn't have jumped." "But the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband." "Rose has already done that." "Here comes that vulgar Brown woman." "Quickly, get up before she sits with us." "Hello, girls." " l was hoping I'd catch you at tea." " We're awfully sorry you missed it." "The Countess and I were just off to the boat deck." "What a lovely idea." "I need to catch up on my gossip." "Countess." "So you've not yet lit the last four boilers ?" "I don't see the need." "We are making excellent time." "The press knows the size of Titanic." "Now I want them to marvel at her speed." "We must give them something new to print." "This maiden voyage of Titanic... ..must make headlines." "Mr lsmay, I would prefer not to push the engines... ..until they've been properly run in." "Of course, I'm just a passenger." "I leave it to you to decide what's best." "But a glorious end to your final trip if we arrive on Tuesday night... ..and surprise them all." "Make the morning papers." "Retire with a bang, eh, EJ ?" "Good man." "Well, after that I worked on a squid boat in Monterey." "Then I went to the pier in Santa Monica... ..and started doing portraits there for 10 cents apiece." "Why can't I be like you, Jack ?" "Just head out for the horizon... ..whenever I feel like it." "Say we'll go there sometime to that pier... ..even if we only just talk about it." "No, we'll do it." "We'll drink cheap beer." "Ride on the roller coaster." "Then we'll ride horses on the beach... ..right in the surf." "But like a real cowboy." "Not that sidesaddle stuff." "You mean, one leg on each side ?" "Yeah." " Can you show me ?" " Sure. lf you like." " Teach me to ride like a man." " And chew tobacco like a man." "And spit like a man !" "They didn't teach you that ?" "No !" "Come on, I'll show you." "I'll show you how." "Come on." "Jack !" "No !" "Jack !" "No !" "Wait, Jack." "No, Jack." " l couldn't possibly, Jack." " Watch closely." " That's disgusting !" " Your turn." "Pitiful !" "You really gotta hawk it back." "Use your arms." "Arc your neck." "See the range on that thing ?" "(Jack) Okay, go." "You gotta work on it." "Really try and hawk it up and get some body to it." "(snorting)" "Mother." "May I introduce Jack Dawson ?" "Charmed, I'm sure." "(Rose) The others were gracious about the man who saved my life... ..but my mother looked at him like an insect,... ..a dangerous insect,... ..which must be squashed quickly." "Sounds like you're a good man to have around in a sticky spot." "(trumpet playing fanfare)" "Why do they always announce dinner like a damn cavalry charge ?" "Shall we go dress, Mother ?" "See you at dinner, Jack." "Uh, son ?" "Son !" "Do you have any idea what you're doing ?" "Not really." "Well, you're about to go into the snakepit." "What are you planning to wear ?" "I figured." "Come on." "I was right !" "You and my son are just about the same size." "Pretty close." "(whistles)" "You shine up like a new penny !" "Good evening, sir." "(orchestra playing "On the Beautiful Blue Danube")" "Good evening." "Hello." "(Cal) There are several thousand tons of Hockley steel... ..in this very ship." "Then we'll know who to hold accountable if there's a problem." "There is the Countess." " Hello, my dear." " Good evening, Cal." "(Cal) So good to see you." "I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I always wanted to do it." "(Ruth) I'll see you at dinner." "Darling ?" "Surely you remember Mr Dawson ?" "Dawson ?" "Well, it's amazing !" "You could almost pass for a gentleman !" "Almost." "Extraordinary !" "(Ruth) My dear, it's delightful to see you." "What a remarkable voyage this is !" "Mad, isn't it ?" "There's the Countess of Rothes." "And, um... that's John Jacob Astor, the richest man on the ship." "His little wifey, Madeleine, is my age and in a delicate condition." "See how she's trying to hide it ?" " Quite the scandal." " Hmm !" "And that's Benjamin Guggenheim and his mistress Madame Aubert." "Mrs Guggenheim is at home with the children." "And over here we have Sir Cosmo and Lucille Lady Duff-Gordon." "She designs naughty lingerie." "Very popular with the royals." "Congratulations, Hockley." "She's splendid." "Why, thank you." "Care to escort a lady to dinner ?" "Certainly." "Sweet pea ?" "(Cal) Sweet pea !" "Ain't nothin' to it, Jack." "They love money,... ..so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club." "Hey, Astor !" "Well, hello, Molly !" "Nice to see you." "JJ, Madeleine, I'd like you to meet Jack Dawson." " How do you do ?" " Pleasure." "Hello, Jack." "Are you of the Boston Dawsons ?" "No... the Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually." "Oh, yes... (Rose) He must have been nervous, but he never faltered." "They assumed he was one of them." "Heir to a railroad fortune, perhaps." "New money, obviously, but still a member of the club." "Mother, of course, could always be counted upon." "Tell us of the accommodations in steerage, Mr Dawson." "I hear they're quite good." "The best I've seen, ma'am." "Hardly any rats." "(laughter)" "Mr Dawson is joining us from the third class." "He was of some assistance to my fiancée last night." "Mr Dawson is quite a fine artist." "He was kind enough to show me some of his work today." "Rose and I differ somewhat in our definition of fine art." "Not to impugn your work, sir." "(clears throat)" "(lsmay) She may be mine on paper... ..but in the eyes of God she belongs to Thomas Andrews." "Are these all for me ?" "Start from the outside and work your way in." " He knows every rivet in her." " Your ship is a wonder, Mr Andrews." "Thank you, Rose." " How do you take your caviar, sir ?" " No caviar for me, thanks." "Never did like it much." "And where exactly do you live, Mr Dawson ?" "Well, right now my address is the RMS Titanic." "After that I'm on God's good humour." "And how is it you have means to travel ?" "I work my way from place to place." "You know, tramp steamers and such." "But I won my ticket on Titanic here at a lucky hand at poker." "A very lucky hand." "All life is a game of luck." "A real man makes his own luck, Archie." "Right, Dawson ?" "Mm." "And you find that sort of rootless existence appealing, do you ?" "Well, yes, ma'am, I do." "I mean..." "Got everything I need right here with me." "Got air in my lungs and a few sheets of paper." "I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen... ..or who I'm gonna meet, where l'm gonna wind up." "The other night I slept under a bridge." "Now I'm on the grandest ship in the world... ..having champagne with you fine people." "I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it." "You never know what hand you're gonna get dealt next." "You learn to take life as it comes at you,... ..to make each day count." "Well said, Jack." "Hear, hear !" "To making it count." "(All) To making it count." "Bravo !" "(Molly laughing)" "Mr Brown had no idea I'd hidden the money in the stove !" "So he comes home drunk as a pig and he lights a fire !" "Next it'll be brandies in the smoking room." "Join me in a brandy, gentlemen ?" "Now they retreat into a cloud of smoke... ..and congratulate each other on being masters of the universe." "Ladies, thank you for your company." " May I escort you to the cabin ?" " No, I'll stay here." "Here you go, Molly." "(Archie) Joining us, Dawson ?" "Don't want to stay with the women, do you ?" "No, thanks." "I've gotta be heading back." "Probably best. lt'll be all business and politics." "Wouldn't interest you." "But, Dawson..." "Good of you to come." "Jack, must you go ?" "Time for me to row with the other slaves." "Good night, Rose." "(clock chiming)" "So you wanna go to a real party ?" "is okay I put my hand here ?" "Okay !" "Talla frikken svenska ?" "What ?" "(repeats phrase) I can't understand you." "(glass shatters)" "Hey... !" "Bravo !" "Bravo !" "Come on, guys, let's go !" "Ho !" "I'm gonna dance with her now, all right ?" "Come on." "Come on !" "Come with me." "Jack..." "Jack, wait !" "I can't do this." "We have to get a bit closer." "Like this." "You're still my best girl, Cora." " l don't know the steps." " Neither do I." "Just go with it." "Don't think." "Wait, Jack !" "Wait !" "Stop, Jack !" "Wait !" "(Jack) Yeah !" "Jack..." "No !" "Whaaa..." "..jurisdiction of the Sherman Act, so my lawyers will argue." "That's what Rockefeller said, but the court is not swallowing it." "What ?" "You think a first-class girl can't drink ?" "Get outta here !" "You all right ?" "Two out of three, two out of three." "So..." "You think you're big, tough men ?" "Let's see you do this." "Hold this for me, Jack." "Hold it up." "Ow !" "Jesus, Mary and Joseph !" " You all right ?" " l haven't done that in years !" "Go see Maggie, lads." "Let's go !" "Coffee, sir ?" "I had hoped you would come to me last night." "I was tired." "Your exertions below decks were no doubt exhausting." "I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me." "How typical." "You will never behave like that again, Rose." "Do you understand ?" "I'm not a foreman in one of your mills that you can command." "I'm your fiancée." "My fiancée ?" "My fiancée ?" "!" "Yes, you are, and my wife !" "M wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will honour me." "You will honour me the way a wife is required to." "I will not be made a fool of." "is this in any way unclear ?" "No." "Good." "Excuse me." "Miss Rose !" " We had a little... accident." " That's all right, Miss Rose." "I'm sorry, Trudy." "Let me help you." "It's all right, miss." "It's all right, miss." "Tea, Trudy." "Yes, ma'am." "You're not to see that boy again." "Do you understand me ?" "Rose, I forbid it." "Oh, stop it, Mother." "You'll give yourself a nosebleed." "This is not a game." "Our situation is precarious." "You know the money's gone." "Of course I know it's gone." "You remind me every day." "Your father left us nothing but a legacy of bad debts... ..hidden by a good name." "That name is the only card we have to play." "I don't understand you." "It is a fine match with Hockley." "It will ensure our survival." "How can you put this on my shoulders ?" "Why are you being so selfish ?" "I'm being selfish ?" "Do you want to see me working as a seamstress ?" "is that what you want ?" "To see our fine things sold at auction ?" "Our memories scattered to the winds !" "It's so unfair." "Of course it's unfair." "We're women." "Our choices are never easy." "Hmm ?" "# Protect them by thy guardian hand... # ..from every peril on the land." "# O spirit, whom the father sent... # ..to spread across the firmament." "# O wind of heaven, by thy might... # ..save all who dare the eagle's flight." "#And keep them by thy watchful..." "Hello, Mr Andrews." "Hello, Jack." " Sir..." " l just need to talk to somebody..." "You're not supposed to be in here." "# ..fire and foe,... # ..protect them..." " You don't remember me ?" " No, I don't." " You'll have to turn around." " He'll tell you." "I just..." "Mr Hockley and Mrs DeWitt Bukater... ..continue to be appreciative of your assistance." "They asked me to give you this in gratitude." "I don't want your money..." "You hold a third-class ticket." "Your presence here is no longer appropriate." "Please, I just wanna speak to Rose..." "Gentlemen, please see that Mr Dawson gets back to where he belongs... ..and that he stays there." "Yes, sir." "Come along, you." "# O hear us when we cry to Thee... # ..for those in peril on the sea." " Why two steering wheels ?" " We only use this near shore." "Sir, another ice warning." "This one's from the Noordam." "Thank you, Sparks." "Oh, not to worry." "Quite normal for this time of year." "In fact, we're speeding up." "I've just ordered the last boilers lit." "Okay, son, wind it up tight like I showed you." "Okay, let it go." " Was good, wasn't it ?" " Quite nice." "That's excellent, son." "(Rose) Mr Andrews, forgive me... I did the sum in my head..." "With the number of lifeboats times the capacity you mentioned... ..it seems there are not enough for everyone." "About half, actually." "Rose, you miss nothing, do you ?" "In fact, I put in these new type davits... ..which can take an extra row of boats." "But it was thought by some that the deck would look too cluttered... ..so I was overruled." "Waste of deck space on an unsinkable ship." "Sleep soundly, young Rose." "I have built you a good ship, strong and true." "She is all the lifeboat you need." "Just keep heading aft." "Come on." "Jack, this is impossible." "I can't see you." " l need to talk to you." " No, Jack, no." "Jack, I'm engaged." "I'm marrying Cal." "I love Cal." "Rose... you're no picnic." "You're a spoiled little brat, even." "But you're the most amazingly astounding, wonderful girl,... ..woman,..." " ..that I've ever known, and..." " Jack..." "Let me try and get this out." "You're ama... I'm not an idiot." "I know how the world works." "I've got ten bucks in my pocket and I have nothing to offer you." "I understand." "But I'm too involved now." "You jump, I jump, remember ?" "I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right." "That's all I want." "Well, I'm fine." "I'll be fine..." "Really." "Really ?" "I don't think so." "They've got you trapped, Rose, and you'll die if you don't break free." "Maybe not right away because you're strong, but... ..that fire that I love about you, Rose,... ..that fire is gonna burn out." "It's not up to you to save me, Jack." "You're right." "Only you can do that." "I'm going back." "Leave me alone." "Tell Lucille about the disaster you had with the stationer's." "The invitations had to be sent back twice." "Oh, my dear !" "And the dreadful bridesmaids' gowns - what an odyssey that has been !" "Rose decided she wanted lavender." "She knows I detest the colour, so she did it to spite me." "If only you'd come to me sooner." "Ruth saw some of my designs in "La Mode Illustrée"." "They were for the Duchess of Marlborough's youngest." "They were quite charming." "But I think you'll agree, my dear,... ..together we've created something of a phoenix from the ashes !" "Hello, Jack." "I changed my mind." " They said you might be..." " Shh..." "Give me your hand." "Now close your eyes." "Go on." "Step up." "Now hold on to the railing." " Keep your eyes closed." "Don't peek." " l'm not." "Step up onto the rail." "Hold on..." "Hold on." "Keep your eyes closed." "Do you trust me ?" "I trust you." "All right..." "Open your eyes." "I'm flying !" "Jack !" "# Come, Josephine, on my flying machine,... # ..going up, she goes, up, she goes..." "That was the last time Titanic ever saw daylight." "So we're up to dusk the night of the sinking." "Six hours to go." "Smith's standing there, the iceberg warning in his fucking hand,... ..and he's ordering more speed." "26 years of experience working against him." "He figures anything big enough to sink the ship they'll see in time to turn." "But the ship's too big with too small a rudder." "Doesn't corner worth a damn." "Everything he knows is wrong." "It's quite proper, I assure you !" "This is the sitting room." " Will this light do ?" " What ?" "Don't artists need good light ?" "(French accent) I am not used to working in such... ..horrible conditions." "Monet !" " Do you know his work ?" " Of course !" "Look at his use of colour here !" "I know, it's extraordinary." "Cal insists on carting this hideous thing everywhere." "Should we be expecting him any time soon ?" "Not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out." "That's nice !" "What is it ?" "A sapphire ?" "A diamond." "A very rare diamond." "Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls... ..wearing this." "All right." "Wearing only this." "The last thing I need... ..is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll." "As a paying customer... ..I expect to get what I want." "Over on the bed... the couch." "Go..." "lie down." "Tell me when it looks right." "Put your arm back the way it was." "Right." "Put that other arm up..." "That hand right by your face." "Right." "Now, head down..." "Eyes to me." "Keep them on me." "And try to stay still." "So serious !" "I believe you are blushing, Mr Big Artiste." "I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing." "He does landscapes." " Just relax your face." " Sorry." "No laughing." "My heart was pounding the whole time." "It was the most erotic moment of my life." "Up until then, at least." "So what happened next ?" "You mean... did we do it ?" "Sorry to disappoint you, Mr Bodine." "Jack was very professional." "Thank you." "What are you doing ?" "Will you put this back in the safe for me ?" "Would you excuse me ?" "None of the stewards have seen her." "This is absurd." "It's a ship." "There's only so many places she could be." "Lovejoy, find her." " Clear." " Yes." "I don't think I've ever seen such a flat calm." "Like a millpond." "Not a breath of wind." "It will make the bergs harder to see... ..with no breaking water at the base." "Well, I'm off." "Maintain speed and heading, Mr Lightoller." "Yes, sir." "It's getting cold." "You look nice." "(Lovejoy) Miss Rose ?" "My drawings !" "(door closes)" "Wait !" "Wait, wait, wait !" "Go, go !" "Down, down !" "Bye !" "Sorry !" "Pretty tough for a valet, this fellow." " Seems more like a cop." " l think he was." "(Jack) Oh, shit !" "No, over here !" "Quick !" "(boiler blasting)" "Now what !" "What !" "What are you two doing here ?" "You shouldn't be here !" "It's dangerous !" "(Jack) Carry on !" "Don't mind us !" "You're doing a greatjob !" "Keep up the good work !" "Look what we have here, huh ?" "(Rose clears throat)" "Thank you." "(honks horn)" "Where to, miss ?" "To the stars." "Are you nervous ?" "No." "Put your hands on me, Jack." "(Crewman) God, it's bloody cold." "You know, I can smell ice, you know... when it's near." "Bollocks." "But I can, all right ?" "Did you ever find those binoculars ?" "Haven't seen them since Southampton." "Well, I'll be on my rounds." "Cheerio." "You're trembling." "Don't worry. I'll be all right." "They ran down there." "Right." "Anything missing ?" "I've got a better idea." "Gotcha !" "(Rose laughing)" "Did you see those guys' faces ?" "Did you see the... ?" "When the ship docks... ..I'm getting off with you." "This is crazy." "I know !" "It doesn't make any sense." "That's why I trust it." "Oh, yes..." "Here, look at this." " Look at that, would ya ?" " They're a bit warmer than we are." "Well, if that's what it takes for us to get warm, I'd rather not !" "Bugger me !" "(alarm bell clanging)" "(phone)" "Pick up, you bastards !" "(phone ringing)" " ls there anyone there ?" "!" " Yes, what do you see ?" "Iceberg !" "Right ahead !" "Thank you." "Iceberg !" "Right ahead !" "Hard to starboard !" "(ringing)" "(Crewman) Turn !" "Turn !" "Steady !" "(bell clangs)" "Full astern !" "Hard over !" "Helm's hard over, sir !" "(ringing)" "Go, lads !" "Go !" "Shut all the dampers !" "Shut them !" "(dampers slamming)" "Hold it !" "Hold it !" "Now !" "Engage the reversing engine !" "(engine stops)" "(engine restarts)" "Why aren't they turning ?" "!" "is it hard over ?" "!" "It is, yes, sir, hard over !" "Come on... come on... come on..." "Turn..." "Yes... lt's going to hit !" "Jesus Christ !" "(glass tinkling)" "Jesus..." "Hard to port !" "(Crewman) Hard to port !" "(men screaming)" "Get back !" "Come on, let's go !" "They're closing the doors !" "Get out !" "Get out !" "Get out !" "Get out the door !" "Go on !" "Come on, lads !" "Go, lads, go !" "Get out !" "Oh, my God..." "That was a close shave, weren't it ?" "Smell ice, can ya ?" "Bleedin' Christ !" "Note the time and enter it in the log." "What was that, Mr Murdoch ?" "An iceberg, sir." "I put her hard to starboard and ran the engines full astern... ..but it was too close." "I tried to port round it, but she hit and..." " Close the watertight doors." " Doors are closed, sir." "All stop." "(ringing)" "Find the carpenter." "Get him to sound the ship." "Yes, sir !" "(Fabrizio) Porca puttana !" "Che cazzo e ?" "Come on, let's get the hell out of here !" "Come on, hurry up !" "Why have the engines stopped ?" "I felt a shudder." "I shouldn't worry, madam." "We've likely thrown a propeller blade." " May I bring you anything ?" " No, thank you." " Did you see anything ?" " l don't see anything now, do you ?" "If this is the direction the rats are going, that's good enough for me." "Please, sir, please..." "everything's under control." " You there." " Sir, there is no emergency." " l have been robbed." " Get the master-at-arms." " Now, you moron !" " Yes, sir." "(men laughing)" "Hey, you're gonna miss the fun." " Did you see what happened ?" " No." "Apparently, it hit over there." "It's flooded eight feet and the mail hold is worse." " Can you shore up ?" " Not unless the pumps get ahead." " Have you seen the mail-hold damage ?" " No, she's already underwater." "This is bad." "We should tell Mother and Cal." "I think they're very good, sir." "Don't touch anything." "I want the entire room photographed." "(Rose) Just keep holding my hand." "We've been looking for you, miss." "(Rose) Well, here we go." "Something serious has happened." "Yes, it has." "Indeed." "Two things dear to me have disappeared this evening." "Now that one is back, I've an idea where to find the other." "Search him." " Take your coat off, sir." " Now what ?" "Cal, we're in the middle of an emergency." "What's going on ?" " ls this it ?" " That's it." "This is horseshit !" "Don't you believe it, Rose !" " He couldn't have." " Of course he could." "But I was with him the whole time." "Perhaps he did it while you were putting your clothes back on, dear." "Rose, they put it in my pocket." "Shut up." "It isn't even your pocket." "Property of AL Ryerson." " That was reported stolen." " l borrowed it. I was gonna return it." " We have an honest thief, do we ?" " You know I didn't do this, Rose." "Don't you believe them, Rose." "You know I didn't do it." "You know I didn't do it, Rose !" "Come on, son." "There's a good lad." "Come on." "You know I didn't do it !" "You know me !" "(lsmay) Most unfortunate, Captain." "Water... 14 feet above the keel in 10 minutes... ..in the forepeak, in all three holds and in boiler room six." "That's right, sir." " When can we get under way, damn it !" " That's five compartments !" "She can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached, but not five." "Not five." "As she goes down by the head... ..the water will spill over the bulkheads, from one to the next." "Back and back." "There's no stopping it." "The pumps..." "The pumps buy you time, but minutes only." "From this moment, no matter what we do,... ..Titanic will founder." "But this ship can't sink." "She's made of iron, sir." "I assure you she can,... ..and she will." "It is a mathematical certainty." "How much time ?" "An hour..." "Two at most." "And how many aboard, Mr Murdoch ?" "2,200 souls on board, sir." "Well, I believe you may get your headlines, Mr lsmay." "Oh, it is a little slut, isn't it ?" "Look at me when I'm talking to you !" "(knock at door)" " Mr Hockley ?" " Not now !" "We're busy !" "Sir, please put on your lifebelt... I said not now." "I'm sorry but it's Captain's orders." "Now, please, dress warmly." "It's quite cold out tonight." "May I suggest topcoats and hats ?" "This is ridiculous." "Not to worry, miss." "I am sure it's just a precaution." "Everybody up !" "Lifebelts on !" "What's he on about ?" " Lifebelts on !" " What's the ruckus ?" "Just put your lifebelts on !" "(Crewman) CQD ?" "Sir ?" "That's right." "CQD." "The distress call." "That's our position." "Tell whoever responds that we're going down by the head... ..and need immediate assistance." "Blimey !" "Keep lowering !" "Keep lowering !" "Mr Wilde !" "Where are the passengers ?" "We moved them back inside." "It's too damn cold and noisy for them." "(blows whistle)" "Help with these lines !" "(orchestra playing "Alexander's Ragtime Band")" "Care for a drink, sir ?" "Hey, sonny, what's doing ?" "You got us all trussed up here..." " ..and now we're cooling our heels." " Sorry, ma'am." "Let me find out." "I don't think anybody knows what the hell's going on." "It's the goddamned English doing everything by the... book." "There's no need for language, Mr Hockley." "Go and turn the heaters on in our rooms." "I'd like a cup of tea when I return." "Yes, ma'am." "(Man) This ship has 15 watertight barricades." "(Crewman) Would you put your lifebelt on, please ?" "Mr Andrews... I saw the iceberg, and I see it in your eyes." "Please tell me the truth." "The ship will sink." "You're certain ?" "Yes. ln an hour or so... ..all this will be at the bottom of the Atlantic." "What ?" "Tell only who you must. I don't want to be responsible for a panic." "And get to a boat quickly." "Don't wait." "You remember what I told you about the boats ?" "Yes... I understand." "Over here, sir." "Sir, they need you in the second-class purser's office." "There's a mob up there." " Go on. I'll keep an eye on him." " Aye." "Right." "Sir !" "Carpathia says they're making 17 knots." "Full steam for them, sir." " She's the only one responding ?" " The only one close, sir." "They can be here in four hours." "Four hours ?" "!" "Thank you, Bride." "My God... !" "(crewmen yelling out orders)" "Sir !" "We are swung out and ready, sir." "Hadn't we better get the women and children into the boats, sir ?" "Yes, we..." "Sir ?" "Women and children first." "Yes." "Yes, sir." "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please !" "Step this way, please !" "That's right." "Come towards me !" "Thank you." "Good." "For the time being I shall require only women and children." "Right here." "Like the Captain said,... ..nice and cheery so there's no panic." ""Wedding Dance."" "Lifebelts on !" "Put your lifebelts on !" "Put your lifebelts on !" "Here, put your lifebelt on." "Here, come on... lt isn't time to go up to the boats yet." "Please stay calm." "Look, please make sure you've got your lifebelts on." "Women and children to the front." "What are we doing, Mummy ?" "When the first-class people are in the boats, they'll start with us... ..and we'll want to be ready." "(men arguing)" "Go and get some help." "Lower away !" "Left and right together !" "Steady !" "Both sides together !" "Steady !" "Steady !" "Steady !" "Stop !" "Stop !" "(screaming)" "Hold the left side !" "Right side only !" "Right side only !" "Right side only !" "Hold the left side !" "Right side down !" "Lower away together !" "Steady, lads !" "You know, I do believe this ship may sink." "I've been asked to give you this small token of our appreciation." "Compliments of Mr Caledon Hockley." "Come on, sister, you heard the man." "into the boat." " Any room for a gentleman, gentlemen ?" " Only women at this time, sir." "Will the lifeboats be seated according to class ?" "I hope they're not too crowded." "Oh, Mother..." "Shut up !" "Don't you understand ?" "!" "The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats !" "Not enough by half." "Half the people on this ship are going to die." "Not the better half." "Come on, Ruth, get in the boat." "First-class seats are right up here." "It's a pity I didn't keep that drawing." "It'll be worth more by morning." "(Crewman) Women and children towards the front." "You unimaginable bastard." "(Molly) Come on, Rose, darling." "There's plenty of room for you." " Come on, Rose." "You're next." " Come into the boat, Rose." "(Cal) Come." "Rose !" "Get into the boat !" "Rose..." "Goodbye, Mother." "Rose ?" "Where are you going ?" "To him ?" "!" "To be a whore to a gutter rat ?" "!" "I'd rather be his whore than your wife !" "No..." "No !" "I said no !" "(Ruth) Rose !" "Please stop !" " And lower away !" " Rose !" " Man the tiller !" " No, wait !" "Rose !" "Hold the left side there !" "Help !" "Can anybody hear me !" "Hello, help me !" "Help me !" "Help me !" "Can anybody hear me !" "Somebody help me !" "Mr Andrews !" "Check the starboard corridor." "Madam, please, put on a lifebelt." "Lucy, for God's sake, put on your lifebelt." "Set a good example." "Anyone in here ?" "Mr Andrews, thank God !" "Where would they take someone under arrest ?" "You have to get to a boat right away." "I'm doing this with or without your help, but without will take longer." "Take the elevator to the very bottom." "Go left down the crewmen's passage." "Go right and left again at the stairs." "You'll come to a corridor." "This could be bad." "(water gurgling)" "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit !" "Excuse me !" " (Crewman) The lifts are closed." " l do not care..." "The lifts are... I'm sorry, miss, but the lifts are closed." "I'm through being polite, goddamn it !" "Now take me down !" ""E" deck." "Come on..." "Come on, come on... I'm going back up !" "No !" "No !" "No !" "Miss, wait !" "Come back !" "I'm going back up !" "I'm going back up !" "Crew passage..." "Crew passage." "Jack !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Rose !" "Jack !" "Rose, I'm in here !" " l'm in here !" " Jack !" "I'm in here !" " Jack !" " Rose !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "I'm sorry !" "I'm sorry !" "I'm so sorry !" " Lovejoy put it in my pocket." " l know !" "I know, I know, I know !" "Rose, you have to find a spare key, all right ?" "Look in that cabinet." "It's a little silver one, Rose." "Silver..." "These are all brass !" "Check right here, Rose." "Rose..." "How did you find out I didn't do it ?" "I didn't." "I just realised I already knew." "Keep looking !" "No key." " There's no key !" " Rose, listen." "You have to go find help." "It'll be all right." "I'll be right back." "I'll just wait here." "Hello, is there anyone here ?" "Hello ?" "is there anybody down here ?" "We need help !" "Hello !" "Damn it !" "Can anybody hear me !" "Please !" "Hello !" "Hello !" "Oh, thank God !" "I need your help." "There's a man back here and..." "Wait !" "Hello ?" "(loud rumbling)" "(panting)" "Hello ?" " Miss, you shouldn't be here now." " Please, I need your help." "There is a man down here and he is trapped !" " No need to panic." " l'm not panicking !" "You're going the wrong way !" "Let go of me !" "Listen !" "To hell with you." "(ship creaking)" "(crewman shouting orders)" "Lower away !" "Oh, God..." "Oh, my God..." "(gasps)" "Jack !" "Rose !" "Will this work ?" "I guess we'll find out." "Come on." "Wait, wait, wait, wait !" "Try some practice swings." "Good." "Try to hit the same mark again, Rose." "You can do it." "Okay." "That's enough practice." "Come on, Rose." "You can do it." "Listen, just hit it really hard and really fast." "Wait !" "Open your hands up a little more." " Like that ?" " Right." "Listen, Rose..." "I trust you." "Go !" "You did it !" "Come on, let's go !" "Oh, shit, this is cold !" "Oh, shit !" "Shit !" "Shit !" "This is the way out." "We have to find another way." "Come on." "Pull !" "(orchestra playing)" "Pull !" "Put your backs into it !" "Pull !" "Pull !" "Now there's something you don't see every day." "What's this luggage doing here ?" "Get rid of it !" "We need the room !" "(crewman giving orders)" "Keep calm !" "Move along there." "Make more room." "That's right." "Look sharp." " Lovejoy !" " She's not on the starboard side." "We're running out of time and this martinet isn't letting any men on." "There's one on the other side letting men on." "Then that's our play." "We'll need some insurance first." "Come on." "(banging)" "This way." "All the way down here." "Here !" "What do you think you're doing ?" "You'll have to pay for that !" "That's White Star Line property !" "Shut up !" "Will you hold the boat a moment ?" "I just have to run back to my room..." "Sit down !" "Mr Lightoller, why are the boats being launched half full ?" " Not now, Mr Andrews." " 20 or so in a boat built for 65... ..and I saw one boat with only 12 !" "12 !" "We weren't sure of the weight, Mr Andrews." "These boats may buckle." "Rubbish !" "They were tested in Belfast with 70 men !" "Now fill these boats, Mr Lightoller, for God's sake, man !" "I need more women and children, please !" "(Crewman) Get back in there." "This is not an exit." " Get back in there." " This is not an exit !" "You can't keep us locked in here !" "The ship's bloody sinking !" "Bring forward the women !" "Unlock the gates." "Women only !" "No men !" "No men !" "(yelling)" "Get back !" "Lock the gates !" "Get them back from those gates !" "Don't touch the gates !" "There are women and children down here !" "Let us up so we can have a chance !" "Get back !" " Jack !" " Tommy !" " Can we get out ?" " lt's hopeless that way !" "Whatever we do, we've gotta do it fast." "Jack !" "Fabrizio !" "The boats are all gone." " This whole place is flooding." " There is niente this way." "All right." "Let's go this way." "Come on." "I make my own luck." "So do I." "Come on !" "No, come on." "Let's go this way." "(speaking Arabic)" "This way !" "Go back to the main stairwell and everything will be sorted out there." "The hell it will !" "It will get sorted out back there." "Go back to the main stairwell." " Open the gate." " Go back..." " Open the gate now !" " Go back down the main stairwell !" "Goddamn it !" "Son of a bitch !" "Open the damn gate !" "Go back !" " Fabri, Tommy." "Give me a hand here !" " Move aside !" "Move aside !" "Pull !" " Move aside !" " Put that down !" "Move aside !" " One !" "Two !" " Stop that !" "Three !" "Again !" "Let's go !" "Let's go, Rose." "You can't go up there !" "You can't do this !" "(Lightoller) Keep order !" "Keep order here !" "Back !" "Back !" "Back !" "(screaming)" "Hold on to her !" "Pull her in !" "Get back, I say !" "Or I'll shoot you all like dogs !" "Keep order here !" "Keep order, I say." "Mr Lowe, man this boat." "(Lowe) ls everybody all right ?" "Nobody panic." "(Crewman) Stay back !" " We're too late." " There are more boats at the front." "Stay with this one." "Murdoch seems to be quite practical." "(women screaming)" "(Lowe) Sit down !" "Stay back, you lot." "Stay back !" "Stay back, the lot of you !" "Stay back !" "(gunshots) lt's starting to fall apart." "We don't have much time." "Mr Murdoch ?" "Mr Hockley..." "You two, with me, now !" "I'm a businessman, as you know, and I've a business proposition for you." "(Crewman) Easy now !" "All together !" "Lower away !" "Lower away !" "(Jack) Come on, Rose." "The boats are gone !" "Colonel, are there any boats on that side ?" "No, miss, but there are a couple of boats all the way forward." "What's the use ?" "Nobody's listening to us, anyway." "They don't listen to us at dinner, either." "Come on, let's play." "Keep us warm." ""Orpheus"." "(playing fast music from "Orpheus ln The Underworld")" "Music to drown by." "Now I know I'm in first class !" " Where is everyone ?" " They're all still aft, sir." "We have an understanding, then, Mr Murdoch ?" "(everyone shouting)" "(gunshots)" "Women and children only !" "Get back !" "Step back, sir." "Come through, madam." "This way." "Step back, sir." "You better check the other side." "Go !" "(Murdoch) Any more women and children ?" "Any children ?" "I found her on the other side waiting for a boat." "With him." " Any more women and children ?" " They're all aboard." "Anyone else, then !" " Anyone else !" " Hurry along." "Stand by the falls." "Oh, goddamn it all to hell !" "Shit !" "Fire !" "Sir !" "Sir, you can't go through here." "Sir, you can't go through." "Yes, yes, splendid." "Right." "Right." "(Murdoch) Prepare to lower !" "Ready on the left." "Take them down." "Keep it steady." "Both sides together." "Steady..." "Keep it steady." "Give her to me." "Daddy... lt'll be fine, darling." "Don't you worry." "It's goodbye for a little while." "Only a little while." "There's another boat for daddies." "This one's for mummies and children." "Hold mummy's hand and be a good girl." " l'm not going without you." " You have to..." "Now !" "No, Jack." " Get in the boat, Rose." " No, Jack." "Get on the boat !" "Yes, get on the boat, Rose." "My God, look at you." "You look a fright !" "Here." "Put this on." "Come." " Go on. I'll get the next one." " No !" "Not without you !" "I'll be fine. I'm a survivor, all right ?" "Don't worry about me." "Now go on, get on." "I have an arrangement with an officer on the ship." "Jack and I can get off safely." "See ?" " Got my own boat to catch." " Hurry !" "They're almost full." "Step aboard, miss." "Step aboard, please." "(Crewman) Keep back." "Keep back, I say !" "Clear the row, please." "Lower away !" "(Crewman) Slowly..." "Keep going, keep going." "And lower away evenly, lads." "Easy..." "Lower away." "You're a good liar." "Almost as good as you." "(Crewman) Easy now... and lower away." "There's no, uh..." "There's no arrangement, is there ?" "No, there is." "Not that you'll benefit much from it." "I always win, Jack." "One way or another." "(Crewman) Easy..." "Even, lads." "Keep going, keep going." "Rose !" "(passengers yelling)" " Stop her !" " What are you doing !" "Stop her !" "No !" "Rose !" "You're so stupid !" "Why'd you do that ?" "You're so stupid, Rose !" "Why did you do that ?" "Why ?" "You jump, I jump, right ?" "Right." "Oh, God, I couldn't go." "I couldn't go, Jack." "It's all right." "We'll think of something." "(Rose) At least I'm with you." "Come on !" "Come on !" "Come on !" "Move !" "Come on !" "Move !" "Come on, Rose." "Come on." "(gunshot)" "Rose, come on !" "Move, Rose !" "Go !" "(creaking) I hope you enjoy your time together !" "(laughter)" "What could possibly be funny ?" "I put the diamond in the coat... ..and I put the coat on her !" "Come on !" "(child crying)" "(wailing)" "We can't leave him." "All right, come on !" "Go back !" "(yelling in Czech)" "It's the wrong way !" "Come back !" "Go !" "Jack !" "Rose !" "This way !" "Come on." "Give me your hand." "Oh, God !" "Help !" "(Rose) Help !" " Wait, sir !" "Open the gate, please !" " Help us, please !" "Help us !" "Please !" "Please !" "Bloody hell !" "Hurry !" "Come on !" "Come on !" " Go !" " Jesus..." " Please !" " Come on !" "Hurry !" "Come on !" "I'm sorry, I dropped the keys !" "Wait !" "Please !" "Don't leave !" "Please !" "Get more help !" "I got 'em !" "Which one is it, Rose ?" "The sharp one, try the sharp one." "Hurry, Jack." "Oh, no !" "Hurry, Jack." "It's stuck !" "Hurry, Jack !" "I got it !" "I got it !" "Go !" "Go, Rose !" "Go !" "Go !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Come on !" "Move !" "Move !" "(Crewman) Keep on rocking !" "Oars in place !" "Get an oar under it !" "Women and children only, damn you !" "(Crewman) Hold it !" "Hold it !" "(men yelling)" "Get these davits cranked in !" "Then get the falls hooked up !" "(Murdoch) Stay back !" "Mommy... !" "Keep going up !" "(Murdoch) Stop pushing !" "Stay back !" "Give us a chance to live, you limey bastard !" "I'll shoot any man who tries to get past me !" "Bastard !" "Get back !" "We had a deal, damn you." "Your money can't save you any more than it can save me." "Get back !" "(Crewman) Women and children only !" "(gunshot)" "(gunshot)" "(screaming)" "No !" "Tommy..." "Bastardo !" "Oh, no !" "Oh, no... !" "Oh, no... !" "Tommy... !" "No !" "Stand back, damn you !" "(screaming)" "(child crying)" "I have a child !" " l have a child !" " Clear a path here !" "Please, I have a child !" "Please, I'm all she has in the world." "Go on." "Step back !" "Here, give her to me." "Give her here." "(child wailing)" "There, there." "Wait, wait, wait." "Mr Andrews..." "Rose." "Won't you even make a try for it ?" "I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose." "It's going fast." "We have to move." "Wait." "Good luck to you, Rose." "And to you." "Mr Guggenheim..." "These are for you, Mr Guggenheim." "No, thank you." "We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen." "But we would like a brandy." "Capitan." "Capitan, where should I go ?" "Please..." "(Crewman) Captain !" "Captain..." "Sir." "(orchestra still playing)" "Right..." "That's it, then." "Goodbye, Wally." "Good luck." "So long, old chap." "(starts playing "Nearer My God To Thee")" "And so they lived happily together for 300 years... ..in the land of Tir Na Nog." "Land of eternal youth and beauty." "There's no time !" "Cut those falls !" "Cut 'em !" "Cut 'em if you have to !" "I need a knife !" "I need a knife !" "Cut her loose !" "Cut those bloody falls !" "Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight." "We have to stay on the ship as long as possible !" "Come on !" "(Jack) This way." "Over the rail !" "Come on, Rose." "Jump !" "Come on !" "(screaming)" "(gasping)" "(Jack) I got you." "Jump !" "I've got you, miss !" "Jack !" "(Cal) Get back !" "(cables snapping)" "(metal groaning)" "No !" "You'll swamp us !" "(screaming)" "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." "You wanna walk a little faster through that valley ?" "!" "Row !" "Pull together !" "(screams)" "Holy Mary, Mother of God,... ..pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death." "Amen." "Hail Mary, full of grace..." "This way." "Come on !" "Come on !" "I saw a new heaven and a new earth... ..when the first heaven and the first earth had passed away... ..and there was no more sea." "It'll be over soon." "It'll all be over soon." "And he shall dwell with them and they shall be his people... ..and God himself shall be with them." "Jack,... ..this is where we first met." "And God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes." "And there shall be no more death." "Neither shall there be sorrow or crying." "Neither shall there be any more pain... ..for the former world has passed away." "Bloody pull faster, and pull !" "(screaming)" "Hang on, Miss Trudy !" "(screaming)" "(glass shattering)" "(screams)" "(Man) Help me !" "Please, save me !" "(Woman) Help !" "(Jack) Hold on real tight !" "(distant screaming)" "(woman sobbing)" "(distant screaming)" "God Almighty !" "(Crewman) Get those breakers in !" "Keep 'em in !" "(crackling)" "(screams)" "(people screaming)" "(ship creaking)" "(planks splitting)" "(everyone screaming)" "We have to move !" "Give me your hand." "I'll pull you over." "Give me your hand !" "I've got you. I won't let go." "Come on, I've got you !" " What's happening, Jack ?" " l don't know !" " Hold on !" " Jack !" "(Man) Help me, please !" "Someone help me !" "(people screaming)" "(panting)" "(screams)" "(Woman) Please help !" "Help !" "This is it !" "(Rose) Oh, God !" "Oh, God !" "Hold on !" "Oh, God !" "Oh..." "The ship is gonna suck us down." "Take a deep breath when I say." "Kick for the surface and keep kicking." "Do not let go of my hand." "We're gonna make it, Rose." "Trust me." "I trust you." "Ready ?" "Ready ?" "Now !" "(screaming)" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "(everyone screaming)" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "Jack !" "No !" "Jack !" "Rose !" "Get off her !" "Get off her !" " Rose !" " Jack !" "Swim, Rose !" "I need you to swim !" "Keep swimming !" " lt's so cold !" " Swim, Rose !" "Come on... here..." "Keep swimming... come on." "Here, get on it." "Get on top." "Come on, Rose." "Stay on it, Rose." "Jack..." "You'll be all right now." "You'll be all right now." "(whistle blows)" "(whistle)" "(Crewman) Return... ..the boats !" "The boats are coming back for us, Rose." "Hold on just a bit longer." "They... had to row away from the suction... ..but... now they'll be coming back." "(Woman) Come back !" " For God's sake !" " Please !" "Help us !" "(faint cries in distance)" "Come back !" "For God's sake !" "You don't understand. lf we go back, they'll swamp the boat !" " They'll pull us right down !" " Knock it off." "You're scaring me." "Come on, girls, grab an oar." "Are you mad ?" "!" "We're in the middle of the North Atlantic !" "Do you people want to live or do you want to die !" "I don't understand a one of you." "What's the matter with you ?" "!" "It's your men out there !" " There's plenty of room for more." " There'll be one less on this boat... ..if you don't shut that hole in your face !" "(woman in distance) Come back !" "Take this one." "Bring in your oars over there." "Tie these two boats together as well." "Now make sure that's tied up nice and tight." "Listen to me, men, we have to go back." "I want to transfer all the women from this boat into that boat." "Let's get some space there." "(distant moaning)" "(shivering) lt's getting quiet." "It's just gonna take 'em a couple of minutes to get... ..the boats organised." "I don't know about you, but... ..I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line... ..about all this." "(distant moans and cries for help) I love you, Jack." "Don't you do that." "Don't you say your goodbyes." "Not yet." "Do you understand me ?" "I'm so cold." "Listen, Rose..." "You're gonna get out of here." "You're gonna go on, and you're gonna make lots of babies,... ..and you're gonna watch 'em grow." "You're gonna die an old... ..an old lady warm in her bed." "Not here." "Not this night." "Not like this." "Do you understand me ?" "I can't feel my body." "Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me." "It brought me to you... ..and I'm thankful for that, Rose." "I'm thankful." "You must..." "You must..." "You must do me this honour..." "You must promise me that you'll survive,... ..that you won't give up,... ..no matter what happens,..." "..no matter how hopeless." "Promise me now, Rose,... ..and never let go of that promise." "I promise." "Never let go." "I will never let go, Jack." "I'll never let go." "(Crewman) Right ahead, sir." "(Lowe) Oars !" "Do you see any moving ?" "No, sir." "None moving, sir." "Check them." "Bring that oar up here." "Check them." "Make sure." "These are dead, sir." "Now give way." "Ahead easy." "Careful with your oars." "Don't hit them." "is there anyone alive out there !" "Can anyone hear me ?" "is there anyone alive out there !" "We waited too long." "We'll, keep checking them !" "Keep looking !" "is there anyone alive out there !" "Can anyone hear me !" "(Rose singing softly)" "#And it's up she goes." "# Up she goes." "(continues singing)" "(Lowe's voice, garbled and slow)" "Jack ?" "Jack." "Jack." "Jack... there's a boat." "Jack..." "Jack ?" "Jack..." "Jack !" "Jack !" "There's a boat, Jack." "Jack ?" "Come back." "Come back !" "(voices of searchers)" "Come back !" "Come back !" "Come back !" "Come back !" "Come back !" "Hello !" "Can anyone hear me !" "There's nothing here, sir." "Come back !" "Come back... I'll never let go." "I promise." "(whistling)" "Come about !" "1,500 people went into the sea when Titanic sank from under us." "There were 20 boats floating nearby... ..and only one came back." "One." "Six were saved from the water,... ..myself included." "Six... out of 1,500." "Afterward,.." "..the 700 people in the boats had nothing to do but wait." "Wait to die, wait to live..." "Wait for an absolution... ..that would never come." "Sir, I don't think you'll find any of your people down here." "It's all steerage." "(Woman) His hair is reddish brown." "Reddish brown and a white beard." " ls there another passenger list ?" " There's no other list." " Perhaps he's on another ship." " We're doing all we can, ma'am." "(Rose) That's the last time I ever saw him." "He married, of course, and inherited his millions." "But the crash of '29 hit his interests hard... ..and he put a pistol in his mouth that year." "Or so I read." "Can I take your name, please, love ?" "Dawson." "Rose Dawson." "Thank you." "We never found anything on Jack." "There's no record of him at all." "No, there wouldn't be, would there ?" "And I've never spoken of him until now." "Not to anyone." "Not even your grandfather." "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets." "But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson... ..and that he saved me." "In every way that a person can be saved." "I don't even have a picture of him." "He exists now only in my memory." "(Man) Keldysh, Keldysh, Mir 2 on our way to the surface." "(Brock) I was saving this for when I found the diamond." "I'm sorry." "Three years I've thought of nothing except Titanic... ..but I never got it." "I never let it in." "# Every night in my dreams... # .." "I see you,... # .." "I feel you..." "# That is how I know you go on." "# Far across the distance..." "#And spaces between us..." "# You have come to show you go on." "# Near..." "# Far..." "#Wherever you are... # l believe that the heart does go on." "# Once more... # ..you open the door... # ..and you're here in my heart,... # ..and my heart will go on and on." "# Love can touch just one time... # ..and last for a lifetime... # ..and never let go till we're gone." "# Love was when I loved you..." "# One true time I hold to... # ln my life we'll always go on." "# Near..." "# Far..." "#Wherever you are... # l believe that the heart does go on." "# Once more... # ..you open the door... # ..and you're here in my heart,... # ..and my heart will go on and on." "# You're here..." "# There's nothing I fear..." "#And I know that my heart will go on." "#We'll stay... # ..forever this way..." "# You are safe in my heart... # ..and my heart will go on and on."

" How'd I do?" " 4:32." "Incredible!" "One last record before I leave!" "Keep the stopwatch I don't need it anymore." "Speech!" "Speech!" "Where is my little Daniel?" "Like you all know Daniel resigned last night" "He's leaving the 2 wheelers for the 4 wheelers" "Thus reversing the path of human evolution that started on all fours, and finishes on 2 wheels!" "I want him to know he was the best of all of us, and most of all, a very good friend." "You're going be missed by all of us you know." "Excuse me Lily, was that a kiss?" "or did your lips just slip?" "It's not that I didn't like it but I don't know what to think..." "Is it clearer now?" "Yep." "They slipped again, You must be really clumsy." "And now to celebrate Daniel's departure, I announce the big parade!" "Open your eyes wide, Lily, because you won't see this again in your lifetime." " How many are there?" " A lot." "Here are the best." "Go for it!" "Holy shit!" "Excellent!" " A little party?" " Are they from the pizzeria?" " Bacon pizzas." "Excuse us but we would like to see your papers." "I'm sorry we left them inside if you want we can go and get them now." " Ok but make it fast." "No problem, Thanks. lets run!" "It must have been 5 minutes now." " Be careful - there could be some oil." " Oil?" "Yeah, it's my flat but it's also kind of a Garage." "I hope that..." "Hmm, its... special." " Daniel." " Yes?" "It's been 2 years since we met each other." "Why did you wait until the day you leave to show me your flat?" " I'm really bad at decision making." " And what made you decide?" "Your cleavage." "It's nice, heh?" "The dress is brand new." "Ok then we will try not to damage it." "Are you sure it's okay after years just as friends?" "We prepared the terrain well, it's time to build on it." " Maybe we could wait a little bit longer." " No, if we wait longer,.." "...you'll just get frustrated and I don't want to be impolite." " Oh, no." " What?" " It's 6 o'clock." " But it's Saturday." " Yes, but I must go to work." " What?" "You just stopped working last night, you didn't find a job during the night?" "No, it's for my future job an appointment I booked a long time ago." "But you waited for our "appointment" for a long time." "Yes, a long time plus an hour." "And when I say 1 hour, that's a maximum." "Hey, blue boy, you take a number over there." "Don't forget your photos next time." "77!" "247." "It's not even near my number." " How long have you been a driver?" " 25 years yesterday." "I'm retired since this morning." "It's the first morning I can relax and read the newspaper in 25 years." "Ah I see." "Wake up number 247!" "I am here!" "Your form, 2 pictures..." "sign here... and here." "Profesional Licence, circulation certificate, acquisition authorisation, the notebook, the plate and the sign." " That's all?" " Yes." " Nothing more after 6 years?" " You want me to sing "La Marseillaise"?" "No, but a smile would have been nice." "248!" "Lily!" "It's 12:00, I went to buy croissants and, meanwhile, I married the baker." "Goodbye and farewell." "Congratulations, Mr. Daniel." "You're welcome." "Yes, we insist." "Ok then..." " Hi, Daniel!" " Hey, Paulo!" " You're working in tourism now?" " Yes." "Your party was great we drank like hell." " Yep, it was great." "But your bike sounds weird." "Is it ok?" "Isn't there a strange noise?" "Does it work well?" "Well?" "I use super-unleaded." "I just ran from 2 cops, you should have seen that." "Ok I'll tell you, two policeman, on bikes, on the Avenue." "Before they were in first gear, I had made it to the beach." "They were furious." "I hit full speed and left them standing." "They couldn't believe it." "They won't forget Paulo that easily." "They didn't forget you Paulo." "Hey girls!" "Still wearing the moustaches?" "Go, Paulo." "Hey girls - going to the beach?" "It's a free ride today." "You will love it." "Want to come?" "Hey are you a "taxi", or a nice taxi?" "The driver is super nice." "He opens the door, doesn't make you car-sick, Doesn't speak unless spoken to." " And he carries your bags if asked nicely." " Thank you, perfect." "And where are we going Miss?" "You see the pink house over there, with a big door?" " Yes, I see it." " That's where we are going." "Do you prefer any route in particular?" "Put all that in the kitchen, I'll organise it later." " You have enough food for a week here." " Oh no, my son is coming for lunch." " All that for one meal?" " No." "On Sunday he prepares all his meals for the week." "His flat is so small there is no kitchen, and he's unable to cook even an egg." "Look, that's him in the picture." "He's a computer programmer." "He works at IBM." " Everybody has their thing." " And you." "What is your "thing"?" "I love driving, but you probably didn't have time to see it!" "My son's taking his driving test for the 8th time." "8 times!" "8 is my lucky number." "It will be lucky for him too." "At the end of the street, we are going to take the first... on... on ...on?" "On the left, Mr. Carbadec." "On the left, on the left!" "On the left!" "Are you crazy?" "We are going to crash!" "Holy shit!" "In the 10 years I've worked here I've never met such a complete idiot!" "Can't you distinguish right from left?" " Yes but you needed to tell me earlier." " Maybe I should have sent a fax?" "LEFT LEFT!" "It's not so difficult Man!" "You turn a steering wheel and press a pedal!" "I'm only doing my duty." " And what is your duty?" "Who the hell would hire a moron like you?" "A circus; a zoo;" "BT or what?" "Umm, a little bit of each..." ""POLICE"" "Ah you should have said it earlier." "Should I have sent a fax?" "Excuse me." "Can I offer you something Mr. Inspector?" "Thank you it's superb." "Thank you." "You are so nice, I'll keep your card." "I don't want to be rude but I need to go work." "Is it ok if I eat in the Taxi?" "Sure go ahead, go to work!" "Can you save my life?" "Basically, no." "Ok... it depends on your symptoms." "I have a flight in 25 minutes." "If I miss it I'm a dead man." "If I catch it, you are a rich man." "Humm... you are lucky man..." "I'm no doctor but, I really like emergencies." "Buckle up please!" "Maybe we should go now." "Let's party!" "A white taxi doing incredible speed!" "Screwed my radar!" "We'll take care of it." "Got his number?" "No; didn't have time." "It was too fast." "Keep your eyes open!" "That's your job!" "Do you think we are going to make it on time?" "If we're going to miss it maybe we should take our time." "It will be ok, we are going slowly now, but on the motorway we can get up some speed." "Ah I see, I see." "Don't take risks for me I don't want you to lose your licence." "No problem, I don't have a licence." "Oh fantastic." "14 minutes and 30 seconds." "Leaves you time to read the paper and maybe a have a coffee." "Have a good trip sir." "Thank you." "I don't understand." "On the computer I'm unbeatable." "First in Monaco, Eight pole positions." "But on the streets I'm a disaster." "Hey." "How did you do?" "Failed again." "No!" "You can't..." "Champagne does get better with time but this is almost past it's sell-by date." "What happened?" "Hit a butcher shop." "Makes a change from a paper stand." "You know what?" "You should put a Mouse in your car, instead of your steering wheel." "Like the disabled." "Come on..." "Emilien, we just got another record." "A taxi, near the harbour." "You know how fast?" "140?" "Yes - in first gear." "When he engaged 2nd:" "217 Km/h!" "You got it?" "Do you think they called in the Air Force?" "Imagine that speed!" "Hey you heard the latest one?" "Listen, it's funny." "What is the difference between a comb and an egg?" "Hey you are a lousy audience." "I'll come back later." "Yes, much later, and if it's night-time, so much the better." "Next time, knock before you enter!" "Petra..." "I didn't say that for you" "Ok Emilien." "So what happened with your test, it went badly?" "Ah, the news travels fast." "I've got news for you." "The Chief is holding a meeting, and there's only you two missing" "Ah no... we weren't informed" "You just have to push that button" "You see there; "Power"." "You hear me or what?" "In my office right now!" "Are you deaf Emilien?" "No, not anymore." "So guys, after hitting Dutch, Italian, and Belgian banks the Mercedes Gang just arrived in France" "These Germans absolutely must not invade our territory" "My grandpa fell into their hands." "That makes it personal." "So the Paris-Berlin links and French-German entent can kiss my arse!" "Alright?" "No I don't mean you Petra." "You are German... right, but you are a cop so it's ok." "And they have the gaul to nominate a city before hitting its banks!" "It's unbelievable!" "In 3 days it will be Marseille bank." "Red Alert, 24 hours a day!" "We've got support One driver per team." "When the Germans exit the bank, our teams will follow them not losing them; twisting and turning after them like a snake... before we strike!" "Guys, this is why this operation will be called ...Cobra." "Petra, Can you please assemble the teams?" "3 per car." "One driver of the GGM, one co-ordinator and one sniper." "Each team has a code-name and a stake-out marked on the map behind you." "The teams members are listed next to the map." "You have 50 minutes to get into position." "Excuse me Petra, that dinner date we talked about this week would be nice, because the computer software I developed, that we've talked about shouldn't be left too long." "Somebody could steal the idea." "Oh no, ...who can't wait?" "You or the software?" "Me" "No!" "Him.." "It... the software..." "the computer." "It's complicated." "This is why I thought dinner..." "As soon as the Germans are arrested, I promise, I'm going to take care of you of the software I mean." "Ah perfect." "Which team are you in?" "With the Cobra." "Don't worry, you are lucky I've put you in the best team." "Damn, There's no more coffee." "Hey have you seen my steering wheel?" "It's nice, it's mine I bought it from Alain Prost." "with a new grip special Dakkar." "Even with a load of sand in the car..." "Oh yeah?" "Too bad we aren't at the beach then." "Hey, don't smoke It irritates my eyes" "No coffee, no smoking..." "No girls!" "Boa calling TinySnake." "I repeat:" "Boa calling TinySnake." "TinySnake here, I'm listening." "Yeah, it's Alan." "Is your team any good?" "Superb." "We are exchanging addresses." "And you?" "Somebody is about to piss on me." "Apart from that everything's fine." "Rachid, the small black Peugeot behind?" "Man!" "You're crazy Marco!" "We are not going to steal a car during the day!" "Oh yeah, why not?" "Fuck, Marco!" "Its full of cops!" "We don't know this neighbourhood, We should stick to what we know." "No problem, all the cops are at the airport!" "Theres are none for 20Km around here." "Are you crazy?" "Be calm man!" "All the cops are at the airport." "I told you!" "I've seen it on TV." "Clinton is there with his girl" "Hey Cops!" "Look at Marco he kisses you" "Lets arrest him." "No, let him take the car, let him finish his little act, We need a better view." "I need to take a leak." "No, we can't leave the car." "It's orders." "You see?" "All at the airport like I said." "Smile guys, you are on film." "I tell you guys if they don't show up in one minute with their Mercedes, it's going to be coffee, smokes and a piss." "We're going to do all that later man!" "To all the snakes... don't strike until the mouse gets out of its hole." "I repeat don't strike until they exit." "Commissioner?" "No Petra, don't disturb me now, I'm busy." "But it's the Minister." "Mr Minister, aren't you at the airport?" "We just finished." "Tell me more about that Mercedes gang..." "We have located them and will grab them shortly." "Good!" "I have told my German colleague that we will catch them right away." "The krauts won't get a chance to learn much about Marseilles" "Tonight they will be in jail." "Tomorrow I'll send them home Special Delivery." "Hold on a minute" "I don't want this to become a settling of accounts between French and Germans." "The war is over Gibert." "Of course, Mr Mister" "I understand perfectly." "They are criminals just like the others, they aren't treated differently" "Maybe you should start by not calling them krauts." "I called them krauts?" "Yes." "Krauts?" "Yes." "My mistake Mr Minister." "I can count on you?" "Yes, don't worry." "Remember the Chinks" "Er, I mean the Asians." "Everything went smoothly." "Almost no deaths." "At least, not on our side." "Hello?" "Hello?" "He hung up!" "You see, it's easy." "Where are the cables?" "Shit, Marco!" "Hurry up!" "Move the car stupid or do you want me to bring you the keys?" "We are the "Coolbras" and in Coolbra there is the word "cool"" "We going to be "cool" rather than poisonous ok?" "To all the snakes, don't miss them, we want them alive." "At least for an hour." "I'm not really in the mood for this." "I guess I'd better leave you guys." "And..." "I really have to take a leak." "Lets GO!" "What is going on?" "Something's wrong Mr Minister." "Don't move Mr Minister." "Shit!" "We've been ambushed!" "Send us backup." "I identified the car..." "I repeat, I identified the accomplice's car." "Four well-trained men." "Backup is coming Mr Minister!" "Shit, shit!" "Sir." "I think we are shooting at cops." "Are they surrendering?" "Hello, TinySnake here." "We had a small problem with the car door." "Good morning sir." "Don't worry you can go in 5 minutes." "No problem, no problem." "Thank you sir." "Here, there are giving up." "Uh it's funny... he looks just like..." "Like the Minister." "You didn't eat anything." "I'm not really hungry today." "Mum, no" "Don't worry about your licence." "Remember your father, he never got one." "What?" "How come?" "I remember him driving.when I was young" "Yes, it's true." "He took the test 20 times At the end they just gave it to him!" "Thanks, I feel better now." "You're welcome" "Here, David, the landlord's son, asked me if you could repair that." "Yeah, tell him my name isn't Super Mario." "I know your name is Super Cop the one who upholds the law ...and protect citizens from evil." "Oh dear, it's a nice profession you do I'm proud of you." "Oh yes!" "That's why you tell everyone I work at IBM?" "You want me to bring you all the neighbour's parking tickets?" "No." "Ok, you work at IBM It's our little secret.." "I get to fix all the neighbour's electronic toys." "Never happy." "Oh Mum, I'm kidding!" "Can you call me a taxi?" "I will be late." "I just met a perfect one!" "Friendly, pleasant, the cream of the crop." "You'll like him very much." "Hello." "Am I on the wrong floor?" "Depends on who you are looking for." "Camille." "That's me..." "Him, I mean it's here." "Ah you're her son, the one who works at Apple." "IBM." "IBM." "Mum!" "You know I don't know anything about that stuff." "I recognised you from your photo," "Ah Daniel, meet my son Emilien." "I've put labels on them Monday Veal, Tuesday..." "Ok mom, I promise, I'll be ok." "Maybe we should go now I get worried about leaving the car for long." "Goodbye!" "Kiss." "Kiss, kiss mum!" "Where are we going?" "Voltaire Blvd." "I remember the police station but not IBM." "We are going to the police Station." "I install computers there." "If you don't mind, I'll drop you just before?" "I don't really like hanging around the pigs." "You know it makes a nice sound for a taxi." "You know cars?" "Just a fan." "It's a V6, a little bit modified." "It just loves to "sing"" "Don't sing too loud." "The speed limit is 50." "You're talking about the signs saying 50?" "Yes." "I thought it was for skateboards." "No, no, I think it's for anything that drives." "There is drive and "drive"." "You see I'm at 100 in a good car good pilot, relaxed No risks." "I'm less dangerous at 100 then that shit at 20." "There..." "See that?" "Yeah I saw it!" "You're not afraid of radars?" "We know where the radars are." "Pigs are creatures of habit." "Always eat at the same places." "See, there's one just there." "You see them, they are stupid!" "Picture!" "Picture!" "You know they are only doing their job." "They just obey orders." "They volunteered, nobody forced them." "Sometimes I think they were forced to join." "Because you need to be stupid to join the police." "Look,.." "...I see them a lot ...because of the computers." "The image I had of them was false." "Oh yeah?" "They're worse in person?" "No." "They're better." "There aren't just plods in the police." "Ah yeah, there's also alcoholics, crooks, idiots!" "Seriously, between us you know any normal person who would want to join the Pigs?" "And taxi drivers?" "What about them?" "You know anybody who would WANT to become a taxi driver?" "Those whinging guys who only work when they feel like it?" "The ones who scream at us when we don't have the right change.." "...and get abusive when we don't tip them." "Always sneaking around being really chummy with the police." "Bunch of informers the lot of them." "And they all marry widows just to get a free house." "Are you married to a widow?" "No..." "Ah I'm so reassured!" "Ok there may be a few drivers who are rude to customers." "But we are not all like you said." "And with the police it's the same thing." "They aren't all drunk at 6 in the morning, beating up innocent people." "Some of them do their jobs Just like you... and me." "Maybe, yeah maybe." "But the problem is that taxi driving isn't my real job." "Ah you only do the taxi for fun..." "What's your real job then?" "I'm going to show you." "Do you have a bag?" "I don't feel well." "Don't worry." "As long as we keep moving nothing will come up." "Shit!" "I'm sorry sir it's the first time it's happened to me." "Usually the client gets out to walk a bit... then..." "I'm really sorry." "I'm going to confess something." "I'm like you." "It's not my real job..." "Oh, no." "Oh, yeah." "Last name and first name." "Morales, Daniel." "Profession." "Shall I write crazy taxi driver or just crazy driver?" "Whatever you want." "What speed were you doing back there?" "A little 90." "A little 90." "It felt worse than it was." "The motor really kicks but in reality the car doesn't go that fast." "Eh, world champion, how's it going?" "Fine, very good." "Can't you leave me in peace?" "Remember that taxi?" "We saw it 5 minutes ago on the avenue." "Going 190 Km/h." "He's slowing down!" "You see?" "Not 90... 190." "Must be the sun." "I didn't see the 1 on the speedo." "That's why I saw 90 If I'd known I would have slowed down." "Anyway 90 is illegal." "The limit is 50... for everybody!" "Cars, skateboards, taxis... everybody!" "Are you happy now?" "Caught me." "Did your little job." "You can be happy now." "My licence is my life If I walk today I'm dead tomorrow." "Are you going to be cool and finish this quickly." "I'm going slowly, So I can enjoy it a bit." "Usually I'm the one being screamed at all day." "For once I'm in luck." "I didn't knock because of my wrist." "It doesn't matter..." "That you didn't knock I mean." "Thank you." "That dinner; your software that can't wait." " Yes?" "Can it will wait until I don't have any scarves." "unless you want to have dinner with a scarecrow." "I doesn't bother me..." "you're perfect Petra." "It's not important..." "I mean no..." "yes it matters" "It's important." "it's very bad for you but for me.." "for the software it doesn't matter." "You see!" "All day it's been like that." "If only I could catch those German bastards." "Can I go now?" "It will make you feel better." "No, I have to..." "Unless you have an idea." "Can I promise not to do it again?" "I said an idea, not a lie." "I'm talkin about a real idea of public interest." "You want to make me clean up dog shit?" "No!" "Something of public interest for me." "Understand?" "It's like I represent the public and you do something in my interest." "You want money?" "Argh you're really stupid!" "Tell me clearly what you want." "I've had an hour of your yapping." "What do you want?" "Listen." "The Mercedes gang." "Rings a bell?" "No." "The only gangs I know are on scooters." "They're a gang specialising in bank robbery." "Yesterday was their 7th." "And that makes my boss sick." "That's bad." "Yes, mostly for us." "Listen, I've a proposal for you." "You're a good mechanic and driver and I need a driver." "That's 3 good reasons to hire you as an intern for 1 month." "I tear up all your infractions." "You want me to be a cop for 1 month?" "Choose, cop or pedestrian." "Death or Shame?" "Yep, you understood well!" "Here you have all seven attacks in order." "Don't know much about Mercedes." "I'm more Ferrari." "Right now the gang is "Mercedes" but as soon they get in Ferrari, I'll call you." "A red Mercedes." "Horrible." "Yeah red, look for something we don't know." "We looked everywhere but maybe... a detail." "We just need a detail." "Your gang." "They are German." "Nice!" "Mercedes:" "Germans." "Want to relax 5 minutes now?" "You must be exhausted." "Tyres are overinflated." "Typical of Germans." "They use 8-inchers." "That had to be done in Germany 'cos you can't find it in France." "The tyres are worn." "They will have to replace them soon." "On this picture, the silencer is a little bent." "But not on this one." "They must have bent it during a raid and repaired it after." "The only mechanic in Marseilles that repairs these is Kruger." "And Kruger ...is German." "Lucky you're not a Mercedes expert!" "Where are we going?" "We're starting with Kruger to see if he remembers anything." "What are you waiting for?" "You want me to sing a song?" "In this neighbourhood, even the Christmas lights get stolen." "What are we doing now?" "We're doing what takes up 80% of a policeman's life Observation." "Familiarise yourself with the terrain, observe entrances and exits ...and analyse the situation." "At closing time, we'll go and ask Kruger a few questions." "When does the place close?" "Kruger's?" "He never closes; he's insomniac." "Thanks!" "They didn't have anything else." "Too bad we didn't stop by my mother's." "She makes terrific sandwiches." "Ham and Cheese." "Half Bayonne, half Parisian." "It's wonderful." "She made you one?" "Yeah." "A small slice of cheese in the middle with lettuce." "...and pickles." "Fabulous." "That's mine." "Ah, really good, congratulations." "What's he doing?" "That's a Korean driver." "A real pain in the ass in my job." "They work 24 hours a day." "He must sleep sometime." "They are human." "No, they have a "technique"" "One taxi, one plate, one licence, and 2 drivers." "Can you tell the difference between 2 Koreans?" "Incredible." "I know a Korean who does food as a business." "Want some?" "No. we wait until he closes his garage." "We'll be waiting a long time." "The guy is insomniac and never closes." "How do you know that?" "The bar owner." "Why didn't you tell me before?" "I haven't been in the police force long." "I don't have the reflexes." "It's not special to cops." "It's just common sense you idiot!" "We are here two fools waiting for an insomniac to go to sleep!" "Does that sound logical to you?" "If I'm the Mercedes driver and I know that the mechanic is insomniac I'll come during the night, it's much more discrete." "Oh yeah?" "You think that the driver will just show up with his nice Mercedes?" "I don't believe it!" "When a driver's not driving he's always in a Garage." "What are they doing there?" "Probably the 8-inch tyres they ordered from Kruger." "It's a miracle." "I can't let go such an opportunity." "If it goes bad, call the station and give the Mercedes plate numbers." "Where are you going?" "After information... and action." "The Korean trick." "What?" "The Korean trick!" "What an idiot!" "The new tyres." "Where they are going to put them?" "What are you doing there?" "Me?" "Sleeping." "I don't have a house." "My country is very cold." "Please!" "Don't hurt me." "I just wanted to sleep." "I'm going to take you to a house where you'll sleep... and maybe even eat if you're lucky." "Hey you're hurting me!" "I'm doing my best." "What is your name?" "Daniel." "Oh, yeah." "Daniel." "I'm Emilien." "We should call each other by name, it'll be better." "Yeah better." "Now that we are friends, what just happened... stays between us..." "When you let go of my hand, will I be able to go to sleep?" "I'm no insomniac or Korean." "Certainly." "I waited for you all night." "It was deliberate, so that you would really want me." "You won't regret waiting." "Promises, promises." "Let me see what you can do." "Not too bad a little bit more." "What?" "What is going on?" "It's 6am and this is not Sunday." "It's Monday." "You can't do that Lily." "I waited all night." "And me?" "I played dominos" "Can't you call in sick?" "Sick on Monday morning?" "My boss will really like that." "No one ever got away with that." "It can happen to anybody." "Being sick on Monday morning." "You went to eat at your parents'." "You ate too much and you puked all night." "It's possible, isn't it?" "A man who works all week and goes missing on Sunday." "Do you think he can keep a relationship?" "I'm so sorry, Lily." "I had a shitty day." "I promise that if you come to dinner here tonight I'll explain everything." "Ok, light meal I don't want to be sick Tuesday morning." "A short time at the table and a long time in bed." "We could even eat in bed to save time." "You'd better be good..." "it's your last chance" "I'm going to impress you." "We're going to wait all day in front of the garage - again?" "We're done with observation, Now it's interrogation." "Are you interested in seeing a real interrogation?" "No." "You're going to come anyway." "I won't be any use." "I'm better staying with the taxi in case shit happens." "I need a translator." "I don't want him to bamboozle me with technicalities." "Kruger doesn't have a chance against me, I'm telling you." "Good morning gentlemen." "Which one of you is called Kruger, please?" "It's written on the label just like a waitress." "Mr Kruger, I've got a few questions." "Don't worry it won't be long." "Fuck I'm out of ammo!" "What for?" "They are long gone." "Yeah?" "Open you eyes." "There's nobody here." "Yeah, nobody." "Can I ask you a quick question?" "What?" "Are your interrogations always like that, or was it to please me?" "Usually I ask at least one question." "Let's get some air." "You know, you saved my life." "No." "Yes." "I owe you a big favour." "Lets forget that month's work... and turn it into a just a week." "That your idea of a favour, huh?" "I need to catch that gang, it's important to me." "Because of the blonde chick?" "No." "In part yes, but mostly for me, understand." "I'm tired of spending nights sorting garbage." "It's a question of honour." "Maybe it's crazy, but I need this," "Can I have the night off?" "You're kidding - of course you have." "Can I borrow him?" "Mum..." "I lost my prescription the doctor agreed to do another one." "They are closing in 5 minutes." "It's my heart medecine." "I won't let you die here." "This way I'll have saved the whole family today." "You're so charming, Daniel." "I know, I know." "Look Johnny, here they come." "Don't worry baby." "I've put a transmittter in that bullet this way they can't get away." "You're so clever Johnny It's my job baby." "Now we just have to follow them." "Incredible!" "...let's save your father." "I'll never forget what you've done for me Johnny." "It's my job baby." "Men, we just received a call." "They're really baiting us." "Gonna be the Marseilles Bank." "Since they are so precise with us, I'm going to be so with you." "I won't tolerate any misbehaviour... accidents Nothing!" "Perfect coordination." "I have two words for this mission..." "Serenity and efficiency." "So I decided to name this mission the Operation Zen." "Chief!" "Forget the TinySnakes and Cobras I just got the idea of the century." "The Mercedes Gang will be nailed tonight or I'm not called Emilien Barbadec." "I hope your plan is foolproof 'cos this is your last shot." "I giving you that shot so be kind and don't miss." "Everybody on the floor!" "Quick!" "Hands on heads!" "Lie down!" "Don't move." "Come on!" "Hey you!" "Get your head down!" "Don't look at us!" "It's working." "Good, very good." "Stay down all of you!" "Follow them at a distance." "So you won't be scared." "They stopped in Gauguin St. We have them." "Here is Gibert." "All units: close off an area 10km around Gauguin St." "They're not moving." "Same street." "What's happening?" "The dot disappeared." "I saw it disappear." "I want you to find out why." "They must be this way a red Mercedes doesn't go by unnoticed." "They're close, I can feel it." "They are supposed to be here." "Go, Go!" "Don't shoot." "I'm the hostage." "Emilien..." "How...?" "I don't understand." "I'm missing something." "A red Mercedes vanished." "Even Copperfield never did that." "Good Day." "Papers please" "What is happening officer?" "You're German?" "Yes, why?" "Is this the frontier?" "Chief, 4 Germans in a Mercedes not red." "Interested?" "I'm taking it." "So you're Germans." "Yes, is it a problem?" "No, it's good actually." "Open the trunk." "What are you doing in Marseilles?" "We came to spend Deutsch Marks but we can do that in another country if you prefer..." "No, I prefer that you keep that in our territory." "Ok goodbye." "Have a nice stay." "Emilien." "I don't understand, it's impossible." "I must have forgotten a detail." "You see, he forgot the kettle." "You think so?" "That's not like him." "It's 8pm." "I've put on the answerphone, set the alarm for 6 o'clock." "We've got 10 hours." "It should be enough I think it's going to be tight but we can hurry a bit at the end." "Expecting somebody?" "Yes my lover, but when you turned up I cancelled." "Who could it be?" "Leave it, they will probably go away." "Where were we?" "I was kissing you." "No you were kissing me." "What if it's important?" "How?" "I don't know... the cops." "Ah yes, if you were a notorious criminal and they came to get you." "You could take me hostage." "Why don't you just take me?" "Open, Police!" "You didn't kill anybody?" "No." "God, Daniel!" "Are you there!" "Fantastic!" "You can't imagine the shit I'm in." "Yes I can." "No, no you can't." "It's gone, we don't have a flat anymore." "The flat that my father gave us." "Gone up in smoke, just like my father." "My husband smoked a lot, but he died of liver cancer, we never knew why - he didn't drink." "The flat is nothing!" "The worst is that I messed up again." "If I don't catch them by the end of this week I'm back on the beat next Monday." "Stick, whistle, hello kids!" "I might as well die on Monday." "Daniel, who's that dwarf?" "A friend" "Yes?" "Playing with smurfs now?" "It's a bit complicated, he's a cop..." "What?" "You've got a friend in the police?" "Not a real friend..." "I work for him, because.." "You work for the cops?" "No, not for the cops, for him!" "He's not really a cop, looks more like a secret agent." "Something like that." "And the old lady is Mata Hari." "Can someone explain to her?" "I can't do it." "Hi." "My name is Camille." "The smurf sitting there is my son, Emilien." "Do you want to show me the kitchen?" "I'll make some coffee." "and explain everything." "There is nothing to explain mum, I'm done, I'm on the street." "It's finished." "But it started well..." "Then came the garbage bin, the butcher, the Mercedes..." "What are you going to do about them?" "Want me to call the real cops?" "Be nice, don't complicate the situation OK?" "I'm not complicating the situation." "I just want to finish what we started." "I don't want to waste an hour because our schedule is quite tight." "I got caught at the harbour." "I mean seriously caught." "I could loose my licence for 100 years." "I help him and he gives me back my licence." "100 years of unemployment understand?" "Cop, Street-entertainer, Smurf" "Nice job, you could have killed him before he ever got back to work." "Here you go it was stupid of me." "I'm not kidding you're free." "Take it." "Daniel, you know I didn't came here for our deal." "I haven't got any other friends Mum told me you had a big heart." ""Daniel has a big heart." "He'll help"" "Ok I think we made a mistake it doesn't matter." "It's not important." "It's not your problem." "Don't worry." "I'll catch the gang alone." "On foot." "Won't be easy But I'm gonna do it." "Listen, the best way to get rid of him is to solve his problem." "But he doesn't have "a" problem, he's got tons." "Look at his face, he reminds me of "silence of the lambs"." "You look after Mata Hari and I'll see to the Smurf." "I'll be back in two hours." "And what do I do with her for two hours?" "Do we play bingo?" "Please, Lily." "If you're not back in two hours I burn the lady." "It's a deal." "Come on." "Where are we going?" "To solve your problem." "I'm sorry to ruin your evening." "You coffee any good?" "The best in town." "A little coffee to lighten the atmosphere and to find forgiveness." "I know you don't want to talk to me anymore But listen please." "Ok?" "You have one minute." "I was up all night thinking and there was one question I couldn't answer." "Why are they showing off to us?" "Why a red Mercedes when grey is much more discreet?" "To get our attention:" "look here, then it appears there." "It's a red herring." "Conclusion: they left the building empty-handed and the money took another road." "Or maybe the money is still in the bank." "One minute." "Show's over." "I'll be back later." "Ten grand." "Thank you very much." "To help pay the rent for the next few years." "And my wife?" "You really want her back?" "Well, I'm used to her now." "Calm down dear." "Now, everything's going to be fine." "One other bank, and we retire" "And for the last one, I suggest a real masterpiece." "Emilien." "Emilien!" "Leave me." "If I tell you how they switched from a red to a grey Mercedes." "Go on..." "They didn't change car, they changed colour." "A red Mercedes enters a car park and a classic grey Mercedes exits and drives away." "It's possible." "Candy from a baby." "If they did repaint the car we would have found paint traces somewhere." "Unless they used a truck to spray the car in." "They'd need to buy loads of paint to do that each time." "They did it really fast." "They had less than ten minutes." "Is there a paint which dries in ten minutess?" "Hello, Gegé?" "Sorry for waking you up, It's Daniel." "I need your magic paint the MD10." "Metallic grey." "You ran out?" "Who could have bought all that in one shot?" "At the "circuit des étangs?"" "Why do they want that much paint?" "To paint the circuit red?" "No, ok, don't worry I'll try dealing with them." "Talk to you soon." "Thanks man." "What does it mean MD10?" "Dry in ten minutes." "You like my theory?" "You think it's them?" "No those are the butchers they train every Tuesday." "Tell me Daniel." "what is your plan?" "What are you doing?" "We are going to say hi!" "They are going to see us." "Yep, we'll make sure they don't forget us." "They will recognise me they got a good look at me the other night." "Put that on." "Oh shit." "Is is ok like that?" "It's perfect." "Hey faggots, everything ok?" "Think you are Schumacher?" "Fancy a spin around the circuit?" "What a cute little car." "Mercedes?" "They build cars too?" "Do Germans know how to play tortoise and hare?" "Don't know how to play?" "I'll teach you." "Give me fifty." "Maybe I should get out now?" "No, you'll enjoy this." "The Tortoise and Hare works like this Fifty to anyone who can pass my car over two laps." "One on one." "You know how to count?" "We don't want the money." "I said fifty because I'd feel bad taking you for more." "A tourist who doesn't get robbed is not really a tourist is he?" "Check your rearview mirror in case I lap you during the first lap." "It will save you doing the second." "Thanks girls!" "Get lost Quick!" "I hate to rush off but I gotta go to the garage." "I don't know what's wrong with my car It doesn't run fast anymore." "Whenever you want a rematch..." "Here's your fifty." "What are we doing now?" "Lets get a drink." "Frogs..." "You're crazy we had the gang." "and you act the fool?" "We could have called backup and got them!" "Yeah, on what charge?" "Speeding?" ".. on a circuit?" "Oh, the evidence" "Evidence comes later." "We are used to that." "We needed to catch them in the act, That's what you said?" "Yes or no?" "For the moment it's us that break the law." "If we carry on, it's us who will be jailed." "I understand ok?" "You're going to get your bust." "They are all warmed up." "And nobody enjoys a game more than a driver." "Now we can set a trap for them." "Yeah?" "What kind of trap?" "A trap for idiots." "And what is your "idiot trap?" Not an "Idiot Trap."" "I said "a trap" Ok. how does it work?" "It goes like this we bring them where we want." "And that is: here." "We will need 20 Traffic Light keys and 20 Super Walkie-Talkies." "Walkie-Talkie ok but keys, the guys always carry them." "Except when they take their shower." "Oh no?" "Oh yes." "Oh no?" "Oh yes." "You're talented!" "Here you go, Jimmy." "Will it take long?" "I'm freezing." "One minute." "Emilien, I got one..." "What are you doing naked?" "I'm not naked." "I've got a towel wrapped around me." "And what do you care?" "I've got the right to be naked in my office, haven't I?" "Isn't it my office?" "Yes." "No-one ever taught you to knock?" "You'll never learn anything idiot!" "Oh, what a welcome I wanted to tell you a good joke." "Your jokes are never funny." "Get out!" "Ah!" "That feels so good!" "COME IN!" "Petra...!" "Am I disturbing you?" "Never!" "Yes, I can see you're disturbed." "I'll come back later." "The one time she comes in with something to tell me I'm naked in the middle of the office." "You believe that Daniel?" "What can I say?" "Anyway look at her..." "She's so beautiful." "She's already a Sergeant." "What could she see in a guy like me?" "Ho, ho." "Enough." "You done whining?" "You've started digging your grave already." "She's not a charity." "A chassis like that doesn't run on petrol." "What she need is a MAN." "Straighten up." "You look like a monkey." "Stand up straight!" "Now you go see her and you kiss her." "You either get a slap in the face or you get her for the next ten years." "There's a 50/50 chance." "If it doesn't work at least you'll know." "It's like a game show." "You win or you lose." "Are you ok, Emilien?" "Are you ok?" "You are right." "I shouldn't worry." "I've got to go for it I got it." "It was 50/50." "He will get other chances." "Where are we with the keys?" "Done!" "Take them." "You think she's going to be angry?" "A girl shows up 17 hours late." "What do you do?" "I kill her." "So you have your answer!" "But we've got flowers." "Oh the nice flowers!" "Can we smoke them?" "You bake all those cakes?" "Yes." "Since we couldn't make love, we got revenge with cakes." "What a crisis!" "Thanks, Camille." "I had a wonderful day." "Sweet smelling flowers." "Thanks." "Goodbye." "You don't want to make love?" "You have visitors." "You have to take care of them." "Another day, another year." "It makes no difference." "Camille will be in your bed." "Her back hurts." "Good night boys." "God, it's good stuff." "Sure it's Jamaican." "You see." "It's not all bad in the police." "Stop it you are tempting me." "Why didn't you race professionally instead of doing it with a taxi?" "My father spent is life in a wheelchair because of a car accident." "How could I explain to him I wanted to be a racing driver." "I see." "And you?" "What did you do to end up so badly?" "My story's not so bad." "My dad died when I was 17, We were alone, mother and I." "So I had to go to work right away." "Without a degree, only the cops will take you." "Where did you live?" "At Asnières." "At Jules Ferry?" "Yes." "Why?" "You too?" "Yes, I swear." "It's crazy we could have ended up in the same class." "I would have taught you to steal bikes." "You would have turned out better!" "Life is like that." "You dream about so many things when you are a kid but finally nothing goes as planned." "You dream of playing in front you end up goalie." "You think our plan is going to work?" "It will roll." "Are you sure?" "Come in." "Am I disturbing you?" "No, it's ok." "What do you need?" "Red Alert!" "Guys, the Plan Cougar is under way." "Their target is the S.D.L.M.." "Here are your positions for today." "Arthur, at the crossroads Nº1." "Jacky, Nº2, at National Flamarion crossroads." "Momo at the crossroads de Le Beché." "Nº2, radio and key." "Nº3, radio and key." "Nº4..." "Yes?" "I know." "You'll be back in an hour." "...exactly." "I'll wait for you at your place." "Cougar speaking the bird is in the cage." "Everybody quiet!" "On your knees!" "Cougar speaking. the bird will soon get out of his cage." "Prepare yourselves." "Shit they have hostages, Don't do anything for the moment." "No more room for you." "Ok no problem." "You're going to run next to the car." "It won't be too bad" "I'm tired!" "Bastards!" "All Cougar units advance!" "Catch the birds." "Catch the birds!" "You see it's not the Mercedes we needed to follow..." "It's the truck we needed to follow." "This deserves a toast!" "And now we can all go home!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Let's party." "Everything's ready?" "Twenty strategic points blocked." "If they cross any of these junctions they are caught like rats." "They're taking Michelet Boulevard, they're going to Place Mazard." "Who's on that corner?" "Jean-Bat, Nº7." "Call him." "He will be the opening act." "Nº7, Jean-Bat." "You hear me?" "Yes, listening." "You're going to be first." "You in position?" "Yes no problem." "It's our turn now." "It won't fit." "Nag, nag..." "Hey Bavarians, how are you Still in your tractor?" "Sorry about the last time." "I forgot the handbrake." "That's why I was so slow." "Hey I'm telling you." "It's a lot better now." "Want to do another Tortoise/Hare or you just chicken?" "Ok, you Frogs always got a big mouth" "Come on the motorway with me we'll see!" "Did I upset you?" "I'm going to blow up your Peugeot!" "I did upset you." "I'm sorry, very sorry." "I'll give you another chance, but I won't bet much this time." "I feel bad taking money from you so easily." "Here you go my baby, 10F." "You're going to pay for your insolence." "Better to be insolent than ridiculous!" "I think you over did it a bit." "Not at all, Tell 7, 8 and 9 to go red." "Jean-Bat, go on red now." "Nº10, in position." "Nº11, in position." "Perfect. 12 and 13, prepare yourselves." "This is Nº13, I've got a small problem." "There are two cops standing at the light." "Shit!" "Move them!" "Easy for you to say!" "They set up home." "We are nearly there." "Sort it out or we are done for." "Pollo, let me talk to the cops." "Excuse me sir, it's for you." "Hello." "This is Gibert." "We found a bomb and it's right next to you." "Where?" "In the traffic light." "Stay calm we know how to defuse it." "Listen carefully." "Put the key in the light and make the light turn red." "It's already red!" "Don't worry about the colour ...just turn the key to the right!" "Yes, yes, Mr Commissioner." "We've just passed 12." "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Let me do it!" "19 and 20, get ready. 20 is the last." "I know." "Are you sure this is the right road?" "It's a shortcut." "The motorway!" "They're dead meat." "We have more power." "What was that fence for Daniel..?" "The motorway isn't finished." "It's a dead end." "The fact that you know that doesn't reassure me." "I may look calm to you but I'm crapping it here.." "Not long. now.." "That's what worries me, I wanted a long life." "Ten seconds." "Squash that rat!" "Stop." "There's no bridge!" "Five seconds." "GO!" "Trash him!" "Trash him!" "Let them win Daniel." "You only bet 10F." "I don't want to die for it." "It's now or never!" "Hold on!" "Excellent, Karl!" "We won!" "Are you sure?" "I swear, you scared me to death!" "I really thought you'd rather die than lose." "With the tortoise and the hare, it's always the tortoise who wins!" "Einstein!" "You know "La Fontaine?"" "That damn shit!" "Goddamn!" "Damned shithead!" "The big hare is not happy to be fucked by the little tortoise." "Cougar will be happy." "He's wanted to taste hare for a long time." "Ja, ja... big hare big hare." "I'm sorry about this place." "It's not very romantic." "But I wanted you so much." "Truly?" "I was starting to wonder..." "Shall we do it again?" "Later." "We have to go now." "Daniel, What are you doing?" "I've been looking for you for 15 minutes." "What were you doing in the dark?" "Developing photos." "This is not the time for photos." "The Commissioner is waiting!" "In the name of the President of the Republic ...it is my privilege to present to you the Knight's Order of National Merit." "Congratulations." "I owe you an apology." "For not believing in me or for slapping me?" "Both." "Can you ever forgive me?" "I'll think of a way..." "I read about your exploits." "Amazing!" "This experience made us think." "Thanks." "We are going to change the way we see the road." "...create a more efficient police force." "Modernise." "All thanks to you." "Thank you sir." "The medal is only a symbol." "It won't get your licence back." "I was hoping for more..." "Mercy?" "Yes, that would be good." "We had evidence to put you in jail for years." "But you are free." "I'm not free." "I'm on foot." "I understand." "Without a car you are like an orphan." "Yes an pedestrian orphan." "I understand." "I have a solution but I'm not sure you will like it." "Tell me and we'll see." "So are you happy or not?" "Yes." "You're not happy?" "Yes it's super." "I don't understand." "First Grand Prix." "First grid, super car, friends, beautiful girlfriend." "What's wrong?" "The sponsor!" "We find him money, a car and still he's unhappy." "Tell the cheerleaders to stop waving their pom-poms." "It distracts me." "You know what you could do to make me happy?" "Yeah?" "What?" "Win the race!" "It doesn't matter a damn which sponsor's name is on the car." "Ok then, Take the Champagne out of the fridge 'cos I don't like it too cold." "Let's go, Daniel!" "Subtitles by OOYYO.CO.UK" "Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player"

"NARRATOR:" "A young man's spiritual journey." "ERICH VON DANIKEN:" "I was a boy, 16 years old, when I said," ""This is not God." "What are we talking about?"" "NARRATOR:" "A controversial bestseller." "GEORGE NOORY:" "I was mesmerized by it." "I couldn't put it down." "NARRATOR:" "And a scientific theory that threatened to change the world." "DAVID CHILDRESS:" "Everything was turned upside-down by Erich Von Daniken." "NARRATOR:" "Just what are the facts behind Erich Von Daniken and ancient astronaut theory?" "What were the divine inspirations..." "GIORGIO A. TSOUKALOS:" "The ancient Egyptians did build the pyramids with the assistance of the Guardians of the Sky." "NARRATOR: the bizarre revelations..." "JASON MARTELL:" "We're just starting to rediscover ancient technology that did exist thousands of years ago." "NARRATOR: and the shocking conclusions that were too incredible to be ignored?" "ROBERT BAUVAL:" "Even if there is a chance in ten million that he is right, then everything changes." "VON DANIKEN:" "We have been visited, and these visitors will return to Earth again." "NARRATOR:" "Millions of people around the world believe we have been visited in the past by extraterrestrial beings." "What if it were true?" "Did ancient aliens really help to shape our history, and if so, what does this say not only about mankind's past but about its future?" "NARRATOR:" "Minneapolis, Minnesota," "October, 2012." "I want to introduce Erich Von Daniken." "NARRATOR:" "Hundreds gather to hear iconic author and researcher Erich Von Daniken speak at the Paradigm Symposium, a four-day event focused on exploring ancient cosmology, anthropology, archaeology, and science fiction." "VON DANIKEN:" "Maybe we have been visited from outer space." "Where's the proof?" "What can we find?" "NARRATOR:" "His books have sold over 65 million copies worldwide." "He is a hero to some and a heretic to others, but Erich Von Daniken's controversial theories have captured the attention of the world and ignited a movement known as ancient astronaut theory." "VON DANIKEN:" "The scientific community, they were always afraid to think in this way." "We have to change our thinking." "NARRATOR:" "Von Daniken's research has taken him all over the world to investigate the unexplained mysteries of ancient cultures." "He has spent his lifetime daring to question what mainstream scholars hold to be true." "VON DANIKEN:" "We are the descendents, ladies and gentlemen, we are the offsprings of these extraterrestrials, and it's not by coincidence." "NARRATOR:" "Erich Von Daniken's rise to notoriety began in February, 1968, when the Swiss hotel manager-turned-author published his groundbreaking book "Chariots of the Gods"." "In it, the young writer theorized that intelligent extraterrestrial beings visited Earth in the distant past and made contact with mankind." "It caused a sensation, selling an impressive 500,000 copies in its first year of publication." "BAUVAL:" "When the book first appeared was the year where we landed a man on the moon, and so there's a whole belief now that it was possible to travel into space, that we would send people to space." "CHILDRESS:" "Many people were very excited about this whole new ancient astronaut theory." "They thought it made sense." "We were coming ourselves into the modern space age." "MIKE BARA:" "People were really, really interested in these kinds of subjects and wondering if maybe there had been something that we had secretly discovered on the moon that may have pointed towards extraterrestrial origins for man." "NICK REDFERN:" "Although the phenomenon of ancient astronauts has been around since the '50s, it was really Von Daniken who opened the doors to where it became part of the popular culture." "CHRISTOPHER O'BRIEN: "Chariots of the Gods" was a very crucial book for me because it opened my eyes up to the possibility that ancient cultures may have been in connection with or interacting with some sort of off-planet intelligence." "NOORY:" "I was mesmerized by it;" "I couldn't put it down." "It might've been the first book I read cover to cover in one day." "His theories were just phenomenal where he talked about the possibility of extraterrestrial visitations." "NARRATOR:" "By using rhetorical questions, Von Daniken suggested that evidence of alien close encounters could be found in everything from ancient religious texts and mysterious stone carvings to monumental structures and monoliths located all over the world." "BARA:" "What he basically says is, you can no longer look at the traditional interpretations of historical events, historical monuments, historical structures, historical cultures at face value." "You have to look at this in a much broader context of what could be perhaps extraterrestrial intervention." "CHILDRESS:" "One of the things that Erich did was to take very familiar Bible stories and reinterpret them... where people are interacting with angels." "They're even taken up into space in fiery chariots and things like that, and what it was was a re-examination of what we're taught." "NARRATOR:" "But despite being well received by the public, scholars and scientists regarded Von Daniken's claims as pseudoscience." "VON DANIKEN:" "I expected to be ridiculed, but I did not expect the unfair way in which the ridiculing happened in the media." "I was at that time attacked." ""Erich Von Daniken said..."" "In reality, in "Chariots of the Gods", I had 238 question marks." "Nobody read the question marks." "O'BRIEN:" "Trailblazers tend to become targets, and so academia for many years has slagged Von Daniken, saying it's sloppy research, it's sloppy thinking, it's sloppy analysis." "However, as the years have gone on, more and more of his... his early work has now kind of been vindicated by other people, and I think we can all trace back this interest in this subject to Von Daniken's groundbreaking work." "MARTELL:" "All the great thinkers of our time and in the past have been people who challenged the norm." "So Erich Von Daniken really challenged the norm of academia to show that these things that we thought of as just religious myths actually have scientific merit, and we need to look into them further." "NARRATOR:" "But what was the source for Erich Von Daniken's groundbreaking theory?" "Where did the notion of alien astronauts visiting the earth in the ancient past come from?" "VON DANIKEN:" "I was educated in a boarding school led by Jesuits." "Three years, we had to translate parts of the Bible from one language into the other." "In the first Book of Moses... (rumbling) the Lord descends from the heavens down to Earth on a holy mountain." "With smoke and fire and loud noise and trembling, and everyone was afraid." "That was the moment when I said," ""This is not God"." "What are we talking about?" "My God does not need a vehicle in which to move around, which trembles and makes smoke "and loud noise."" "And it was the Jesuit priest who said, "Erich, maybe you should "read a Book of Enoch."" "NARRATOR:" "The Book of Enoch was excluded from the Bible and is still considered controversial by many theologians." "But for Von Daniken, it was proof of something much greater." "VON DANIKEN:" "It says that Enoch was taken away from our planet Earth by the Lord in a fiery chariot." "Now, we knew nothing in the past about flying machines." "So, in religious terms, they say now he has his flight into the heaven." "But in my eyes, Enoch, he sees something which in reality it was a spaceship." "NARRATOR:" "This omitted account of Enoch's journey only raised more questions for Von Daniken." "He turned his focus to the story of the biblical prophet Ezekiel." "Like Enoch, Ezekiel is also taken away in a fiery vehicle, a vehicle he describes in great technical detail in the pages of the Old Testament." "Von Daniken brought the strange texts to the attention of his priest." "VON DANIKEN:" "So the priest said, "Ezekiel has a vision."" "I said, "No, that's not the vision because he describes "the noise."" "He compares the noise with the thundering of a waterfall." "It's not a vision." "It's something different." "Something like rocket engines." "Now we are talking about contact with extraterrestrials, space travel, so it all came together." "CHILDRESS:" "Erich wasn't completely rejecting religion or the idea of God." "Or even angels for that matter." "He was looking at things differently but still keeping a certain spirituality and knowledge of universal truths." "VON DANIKEN:" "I have grown up as a Catholic, a Christian, and I clearly say I am still one of these believers in God." "I pray every evening." "We will never lose God, never, when we deal with ancient astronauts." "NARRATOR:" "Is it possible, as Erich Von Daniken and other ancient astronaut researchers suggest, that the evidence for real-life close encounters can be found embedded in the pages of the Holy Bible?" "It was a question that the Swiss teenager was determined to answer." "And his search now took him to the Egyptian desert and the mysterious structures known... as the Great Pyramids." "NARRATOR:" "Northeastern Egypt, 1954." "At the age of 19, Erich Von Daniken traveled to Giza, three miles from Cairo." "There he could examine the Egyptian pyramids firsthand." "VON DANIKEN:" "I visited Egypt for the first time when I was, well, a youngster." "That was long before Chariots of the Gods." "And it impressed me very, very much." "I always had the feeling this is not only done by humans." "Somebody must have done the planning." "Of course, I learned at that time that archaeology says this building is made by a pharaoh with the name of Cheops." "I asked, "Where does the name Cheops come from?"" "Because we don't have a statue of Cheops." "We don't have a mummy of Cheops." "You would think if somebody makes this gigantic building like the Great Pyramid, he would be proud and he would say," ""Hey, I did it." "I was the one who constructed this."" "But the Great Pyramid is the total anonymity." "PHILLIP COPPENS:" "The Great Pyramid has always intrigued the ancient alien theory for a number of reasons." "It's the last surviving wonder of the ancient world, and nobody has been able to explain how precisely it was built." "Erich is not saying that aliens built it." "Erich is saying that the pyramids, specifically the Great" "Pyramid, the way it is explained by academics today does not fit with what his research is indicating." "NARRATOR:" "The puzzling way in which the Great Pyramid was constructed and the mystery surrounding its purpose, served to fuel both the Swiss teenager's curiosity and his imagination." "Could it be that everything his teachers had told him about ancient civilizations was false?" "NOORY:" "The pyramids in Egypt are probably one of the greatest wonders of this planet." "Some people say that they're, you know, landing marks for extraterrestrials, power plants, stabilizers for the planet creating energy waves." "There's no doubt that somebody had to provide the information to help get this thing built because they're just too immense, they're too accurate." "TSOUKALOS:" "There is absolutely no question that the Great Pyramids of Giza were built by human beings." "The ancient Egyptians did it." "However, what the ancient Egyptian texts also tell us, that the ancient Egyptians did build the pyramids, but with the assistance of the Guardians of the Sky." "NARRATOR:" "Was it possible the early Egyptians had received otherworldly knowledge in order to construct the Great Pyramid of Giza?" "And if so, could proof be found by examining other archaeological sites?" "1971..." "Eastern India." "It was here, at the Sanskrit College in Calcutta, that Erich" "Von Daniken met with Professor Dileep Kanjilal to study the" "Vedic Sanskrit, an ancient language used in religious Hindu texts." "VON DANIKEN:" "Professor Dileep Kanjilal has gone through old" "Indian texts and made modern versions of it." "Now, it comes out in the old books, the so-called gods, they used flying machines to travel from heaven to Earth." "TSOUKALOS:" "According to the ancient Vedic texts of India, the gods descended from the sky in flying vehicles." "They refer to those vehicles as "vimanas."" "There are very detailed descriptions: what these vimanas looked like, how they traveled from place to place, what was necessary in order to pilot them, all those things are described in ancient Hindu texts that are thousands of years old." "CHILDRESS:" "And for Erich, he naturally felt that these vimanas were real nuts-and-bolts aircraft." "And of course, he's saying these are the vehicles of the ancient astronauts." "TSOUKALOS:" "When Erich first went to India, he explored a whole bunch of different sites, and he quickly came to the realization that India is a treasure trove for the ancient astronaut theory, because all over India, we can" "find these magnificent temple towers that are referred to as" ""stupas" and also "vimanas."" "And so we have to ask ourselves, where did the form for a stupa come from?" "COPPENS:" "Another great contribution of Erich is that he focused on India." "Very few people had really studied the ancient Indian civilization, even though it is thousands of years old." "And what he saw there were structures which were alleged to have been replicas of vimanas." "VON DANIKEN:" "So many Hindu temple in the Far East, they are representations in their architecture what was going up in the sky." "So the upper part of a Hindu temple often is seen as a flying object, as a vimana." "COPPENS:" "And basically what we're being confronted with is the realization that these people built in stone objects which they seem to have seen in the sky." "MARTELL:" "When we look at the most ancient records we have, coming out of the Vedic texts in India, there are clear descriptions of aerial battles taking place with vimanas." "So this really starts to raise the question about our own cycle of history." "Is it completely linear?" "Or is it possible that we're just starting to rediscover ancient technology that did exist thousands of years ago?" "CHILDRESS:" "Ancient texts all over the world talk about flying vehicles, people who could fly through the air, flying horses." "But it was Erich who really put it together." "That the gods weren't just flying around like Superman;" "they had to get into some kind of nuts-and-bolts craft, just like we do, and go somewhere." "And this was "The Chariots of the Gods"." "VON DANIKEN:" "Enoch tells us about the Guardians of the Sky who came down." "He says they are called fallen angels and they wanted to have sex with humans, and the offspring of it were giants." "So there were sexual contacts between extraterrestrials and the humans." "TSOUKALOS:" "What does this mean?" "Well, it's very simple." "Erich Von Daniken's interpretation was, we are nothing else but hybrids of an extraterrestrial race that jump-started our civilization thousands and thousands of years ago." "And that extraterrestrials, in fact, gave us intelligence." "Homo sapiens existed for 250,000 years." "But only in the last 50,000 years, this quantum leap all of a sudden happened where we went from munching bananas in a cave to essentially building civilizations." "COPPENS:" "Science is holding out great hope and expectation that at one point they will find this missing link between everything else on Planet Earth and us." "But despite looking for over 150 years, they haven't come any closer." "The answer might be found in what our ancestors have always said, which is that we have been made by the gods, that we are not like anything else here on Planet Earth." "We stand out, because we have been created." "LINDA MOULTON HOWE:" "As we look at the whole history of this planet, there is this huge question." "How many advanced intelligences have been on this planet maybe for millions of years, terraforming, and manipulating genes in all kinds of life, and that maybe even modern human is one of those manipulated genetic creations." "BAUVAL:" "Imagine all the knowledge human beings possessed." "Astronomy, mathematics, engineering and writing, were brought down from heaven by the gods." "It does raise the question, is Daniken right?" "Because even if there is the faintest possibility, a chance in a million, a chance in ten million that he is right, then everything changes." "NARRATOR:" "Do ancient religious texts really provide evidence of alien contact with cultures throughout history?" "Chariots of the Gods had opened the door to much discussion, speculation, and criticism." "But its enormous success also gave the Swiss writer the ability to travel the world in search of more answers." "It was a search that would take him halfway across the globe, to see firsthand the ancient ruins of South America." "NARRATOR:" "Bolivia, South America." "Here lie the ruins of Puma Punku, a mysterious temple complex located in the ancient city of Tiahuanaco." "It is believed to have been built about 2,000 years ago." "The year he published his bestselling book Chariots of the Gods, author Erich Von Daniken made a pilgrimage to this archaeological site for more proof of his controversial theory that extraterrestrial beings had visited Earth in the distant past." "VON DANIKEN:" "Puma Punku is in the highland of Bolivia." "You stand there and you are absolutely shocked." "There are gigantic platforms laying around." "At that time, in 1968, there was no archaeological work done up there." "MARTELL:" "When Erich Von Daniken arrived at Puma Punku, here he found evidence, clearly, of lost high technology." "We see laser-perfection drilled holes, stone that has been somehow liquefied, or almost kind of made vitrified, and stuck together." "This is not possible without the use of high technology." "CHILDRESS:" "Erich was able to see these "H" blocks." "They're big granite blocks all articulated and cut as if they were pre-manufactured, and in such a way that they would fit together and create these giant walls." "It was such a high-tech kind of construction that it boggled everyone's mind." "COPPENS:" "So what we have in Puma Punku is the traditional... what I would say Erich Von Daniken tackling archaeology." "There is, within the methodology of how these stones were constructed, a certain degree of difficulty which our ancestors simply never attained in the surrounding landscape of Tiahuanaco." "Stone carvers basically told him that it was almost impossible or extremely difficult to create these artifacts, and that specifically why they would be doing it is something which really defies explanation." "NARRATOR:" "Another aspect of Puma Punku that captivated" "Von Daniken was the legend of its creation, as put forward by the indigenous people of the region." "TSOUKALOS:" "The population living there are called the Aymara." "And the Aymara themselves say that they had no involvement in building Puma Punku." "In fact, when you ask them who built Puma Punku, they will point to the sky and they will say, "Los Dioses."" "The gods." "VON DANIKEN:" "In Puma Punku they say, "The gods constructed the place in one night."" "This makes sense." "You have an extraterrestrial crew, they come down to Earth." "So they construct with their tools just something which we would call today a basic camp." "They behaved themselves like archaeologists would do: they learn." "They teach a little to humans, they learn their language..." "One day they disappeared, their job is over." "They take all their instruments back to the mother spaceship, and left are only a few ruins of the basic camp." "NARRATOR:" "Was Puma Punku really a base camp for extraterrestrials that visited Earth in the distant past?" "And were the magnificent stones that make up the ruins made with the help of advanced building methods?" "For Erich Von Daniken the answer was clearly "yes,"" "and it compelled him to continue his search nearly 3,000 miles away at the ruins of another ancient city." "Chichén Itzá, Mexico." "Located on the Yucatán Peninsula are the ruins of an ancient Mayan city that thrived from 750 to 1200 A.D." "It was here, in 1969, that Erich Von Daniken had an amazing realization involving the city's central pyramid of El Castillo." "VON DANIKEN:" "I was standing before this great pyramid." "I understood nothing." "I took every possible literature from Central American archaeologists to learn what's this all about." "And then I learned again, they are talking of visitors from outside." "Of course they call them gods." "TSOUKALOS:" "According to the ancient Mayan myths, their main deity was Quetzalcoatl or Kukulkan, Gukumatz." "All those different names for the exact same deity, which was described to be a winged or a flying serpent, or a flying snake." "Whatever it was that they saw up in the sky could best be described as a flying snake." "COPPENS:" "When we're looking across the world," "Chichén Itzá is a very important location." "It is one of those places where it is said that the gods descended to and decreed a fate of mankind." "And there is one specific pyramid, El Castillo, the castle, where you see an intricate light show happening on specifically the equinoxes, March 21 and September 21." "VON DANIKEN:" "In the early morning you see the sun rising up, and while the sun goes up, you see on the stairway, light and shadow, triangles of light and shadow." "They are produced because of the nine platforms." "The light and shadow triangles slowly go down the step to the pyramid until the sun is up there." "The message is absolutely clear." "God Kukulkan visited the earth and disappeared again with the promise to return in a far away future." "So they have given this whole information of the return of the gods into their temple." "COPPENS:" "And I think this is one of the great things which" "Erich has done, not just in the story of Chichén Itzá, but of so many other aspects on other places in this world as well." "Whereby he focuses on certain details and says, look, this is important." "This is a detail which is extremely difficult to create." "This is something which traditional archaeology tends to overlook." "NARRATOR:" "By making a connection between the ancient" "Mayas' knowledge of astronomy and their precise architecture," "Erich Von Daniken was convinced that there was much more to his ancient alien hypothesis than he had imagined." "For further proof he looked to another Mayan temple." "One that housed what some say was the first ancient astronaut Lord Pakal." "CHILDRESS:" "At the ancient Mayan city of Palenque was a tomb that was discovered in the 1950s." "And inside this tomb was a lid on the sarcophagus for Lord Pakal." "And that lid is, is very highly decorated with a picture of Lord Pakal." "And in that picture he's doing some really unusual things." "VON DANIKEN:" "You see a man bending forward, almost like a racing motorcyclist." "He has his nose on some kind of oxygen mask." "He uses his upper hand to manipulate the knob." "You see his lower hand, he manipulates some controls." "He's sitting on a kind of chair." "In a sort of a capsule." "CHILDRESS:" "When Erich looked at that lid, he saw a Mayan king in a rocket ship." "And that guy was returning to the stars, going back into space." "It was an exciting interpretation." "And it was one of the main things in Chariots of the Gods." "And when other people looked at that lid and saw his explanation, they had to agree with him." "NARRATOR:" "Could Erich Von Daniken be correct?" "Was Lord Pakal really an extraterrestrial who visited" "Earth in the distant past?" "One who perhaps shared highly advanced knowledge with mankind?" "After publishing his second book, Gods from Outer Space, in 1970, Erich Von Daniken now found himself caught in the crosshairs of a bitter fight between traditional science and conventional religion, which denounced the notion that life existed on other planets." "It was a battle the author seemed ill-equipped to fight alone." "NARRATOR:" "In the more than four decades since the publication of Chariots of the Gods, writer and researcher" "Erich Von Daniken has continued his search for the truth about mankind's otherworldly origins." "VON DANIKEN:" "I wish and I hope that the society finally starts to take this proposition we make here serious, that the scientific community starts to think in this way." "But I have to express one thing very clear: what I do here has nothing to do with a new religion." "I would turn myself in my tomb if some idiots create a new religion according to my thinking." "This is the last thing I wish." "Absolutely not." "NARRATOR:" "And joining Erich Von Daniken has been a small but growing number of what have become known as ancient astronaut theorists..." "men and women who have expanded and at times refined Von Daniken's findings." "HOWE:" "I'm curious... how many people here have seen in their lifetime some unidentified aerial object in the sky?" "How many?" "Hands." "You represent what I think is a slice of humanity everywhere because I am convinced that telling the human family of this planet the truth is probably what most souls are hungering for." "PAUL VON WARD:" "One of the things that we know about human behavior is that it is shaped by our world view, our paradigm, and I would suggest that this is a very significant time to change this paradigm." "We are not alone in the universe and that we are a part of this bigger network of life." "TSOUKALOS:" "To me, personally I think there is a paradigm shift going on, and it's an incredibly positive movement because we're all in this together." "VON DANIKEN:" "We live in a society which I call reasonable." "To be reasonable means to believe what the scientists say." "So it's up to us; just don't accept everything the reasonable ones say." "Please be unreasonable." "I am unreasonable." "CHILDRESS:" "What I've really liked about Erich is that he does bring up a lot of unusual ideas." "Uh, he points out inconsistencies in, uh, mainstream archaeology." "I've never really bought into all of Erich's conclusions, but I was always interested in it." "So in many ways, he spurred me to go around the world... to remote islands, to unusual archaeological sites." "I wanted to check them out for myself." "Now, all of his explanations weren't always the explanation" "I would have given, but it's what's leading me and other people down a certain track:" "investigate this." "Go check it out for yourself." "Don't just take my word for it." "COPPENS:" "When I began to explore ancient civilizations, in a library in Belgium, I stumbled upon a book by Erich" "Von Daniken, and I was hooked." "Because I think I was one of thousands, if not millions, of people who began to realize that ancient history wasn't clear-cut." "And he really, in me, began to open up this exploratory process, whereas I had always been interested in recent history, that really this mystery of the ancient world was more complex, more beautiful and more interesting." "And so in the last two decades, Erich has informed me on my path of saying: we need to explore, we need to open up our minds into trying to understand what our ancient ancestors were doing, because there are still gigantic question marks as to" "how our past has been created." "BAUVAL:" "We must be open to Erich Von Daniken." "Daniken is the first man who... gutsily came out and faced the world in saying:" "I think it's possible... that ancient astronauts have come to visit our planet, and the pyramids, the various temples, all this was perhaps remnants of their visits." "Now, I must say that I was a great skeptic on the ancient alien theory until recently." "Because everything has changed for us skeptics." "For example, within the last 12 years we've looked at the little patch of our galactic system, which is the Milky Way, and so far we've found 3,000 planets." "When we extrapolate the possibility over the whole galactic system, it's estimated that there must be about a billion planets in our galaxy alone." "So the odds are extremely high of finding life out there." "(rocket rumbling)" "Now, having said this, if we can go out there, why can't they come here?" "We must be open to possibility that life on this planet has been touched by extraterrestrial beings." "TSOUKALOS:" "Thanks to my grandmother, growing up, ideas of ancient aliens and Atlantis and all those alternative viewpoints on history, that was dinner table conversation at my house." "I grew up in Switzerland, and Erich Von Daniken was Swiss as well, and so I started to attend his lectures, I read and studied all of his books." "I have been to places that Erich has described." "It has opened my mind to possibilities, because the big point of Erich's books are the questions." "What if everything in our past is not the way it's presented to be?" "What if our planet was visited by extraterrestrials in the past?" "That means that creation is even more magnificent than what we're being told, because the divine is permeating throughout the entire universe, not just on Planet Earth." "In fact, Jesus himself said:" "My father's home has many rooms." "And so what if that was just a metaphor to suggest that the universe houses a whole bunch of different species, that the universe is teeming with life and we all belong to it?" "NARRATOR:" "Although mainstream scholars have so far refused to acknowledge Erich Von Daniken's controversial theories as little more than pseudoscience, his exhaustive efforts on behalf of ancient astronaut theory have started to gain acceptance... not in the hallowed halls of academia... but with ordinary citizens..." "men and women who, like the" "Swiss author himself, prefer to ask their own questions... even if it means challenging Erich Von Daniken himself." "MAN:" "The ancient alien hypothesis, what did you purport that was wrong?" "CROWD:" "Five!" "Four!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "(cheering)" "(rumbling)" "NARRATOR:" "At a time when we have just begun to explore Mars and look forward to an era when space travel is commonplace, might we find the answers to the questions mankind has been asking for centuries?" "Who are we?" "Why are we here?" "CHILDRESS:" "We're gonna go back to the moon, and we're gonna go to Mars, and so once we become, ourselves, a a space-faring people, the idea of ancient astronauts coming here will be even more accepted, I think." "COPPENS:" "It takes decades, sometimes centuries, before paradigm is changed." "And I think what's going to be shown in the next decade is that society as a whole is going to explore this." "And I think Erich is going to be perceived as really the instigator of this all, the man who was able to pose the question in such a way that it became acceptable for the people of the world to really ponder it." "REDFERN:" "We have to bear in mind that he was talking about ancient astronaut stuff nearly 50 years ago and people are still talking about it to this day." "The important thing is, if there was nothing to his work... the whole phenomena would have died a death." "NARRATOR:" "Did ancient astronauts really come to Planet Earth?" "And if so, what was their purpose?" "And perhaps even more important, will they come again?" "CHILDRESS:" "These highly developed people, with high technology, high civilization, would interact with these primitive humans and show them certain things, including agriculture and building techniques and how to live together in harmony in order to try to develop civilization and" "bring us to a higher state, and the state that we're living in today." "The ancient alien hypothesis, what have you jettisoned in the intervening time?" "What did you purport that was wrong, and what have you revised?" "VON DANIKEN:" "Of course, when I was young I was enthusiastic, and I was not so proper in researching, so there were a few things which I had to learn I was wrong." "And then you accept you were wrong, but you try with every book to become better." "Because, ladies and gentlemen, I learned we must continue to ask the questions." "Our scientists have a tunnel view." "They don't want to see things which go further than their thinking." "And that's why we all here, we change the thinking, the consciousness of all this society." "Thank you." "(cheering, applause)" "REDFERN:" "Inevitably, anyone that reads Von Daniken's books and thinks carefully about his work whether they accept his conclusions or not, they cannot fail to wonder and ponder on the idea of: has religion actually got it wrong, were we just" "really visited by ancient aliens and nothing else... and we've incorporated that into our belief systems and created these structured religions which are based on ancient UFO visits?" "VON DANIKEN:" "Looking at our planet, we have two groups of human." "One group is religious." "♪ ♪" "The other group is a scientific group." "The religious group believe that God created everything, the whole universe...the suns, the solar systems, the trees, the plants, the animal, but we humans are the crown of creation." "♪ ♪" "The other group, the scientific group, they think we know everything about mutation, selection, that we are on top of evolution." "Now, in both cases we think we humans are the greatest." "There is nothing higher than we." "We have to learn that we are just one of the million species out there." "We have been visited and it continues." "These visitors will return to Earth again." "♪ ♪" "NARRATOR:" "Will mankind's origins remain a mystery?" "Perhaps the answers lie right in front of us, in every corner of the globe, and all we need to do is what Erich Von Daniken began doing more than half a century ago..." "keep digging... keep exploring... and keep watching the skies."

"To all things, there is a purpose." "It was the time of the judges." "The Lord had punished the children of Israel for their sins against him." "He had delivered them into the hands of the Philistines." "Conquerors of the people of Israel... ... they exploited their empire with cruel efficiency." "But they were also an advanced people." "In a world of bronze, they had discovered the secret of iron." "And with this, they crushed any disobedience swiftly and without mercy." "God's punishment of the people of Israel was severe... ... but he did not abandon them." "And their faith grew in their struggle against their Philistine oppressors." "Do not fear, woman." "The Lord of life has not forgotten you in your barrenness." "I am the messenger come to tell you that your womb will bear fruit." "You will conceive a son, a Nazarite dedicated to God." "He will eat no unclean food and drink no strong drink." "And he will grow stronger than a hundred men." "He is the Lord's gift, chosen to begin the liberation of your people from the Philistine." "Look through me, and you will see where his future lies." "As a mark of obedience to the Lord his hair shall never be cut." "This shall be the symbol of his alliance with God and of his consecration to him." "His strength resides in the Lord." "This secret is his and yours alone." "Do not break this pact with the almighty." "Manoah!" "A man back there at the well..." "A strange man." "Listen to me." "He appeared to me at the well." " A Philistine?" " No." "No." "A stranger." " What are you talking about?" " Listen to me." ""The Lord of life, " he said." "He said I would conceive and give birth to a son." "And if he said we were rich, would you believe that too?" "He was an apparition." "It was..." "It was like a miracle." "Mara you are barren." "You know that." "I have lain with no one but you, Manoah." "The child will be ours." "And a gift to our people." "And the land yielded its harvest." "And upon it, God began to sow the seeds of justice for his people." "For they did not bow down their heads... ... or worship the false idols of their masters." "But after 40 long years... ... deliverance was at hand for the children of Israel." "Their prayers had been heard by the God with no face... ... and a name that is never spoken." "The one true God." "Do you want to hold him?" "But he's so small." "I might drop him." " Amen." " Amen." "Samson." "Father how will I know when it is time to fulfill my destiny?" "The Lord will tell you." " When?" " When the time is right." " A sign?" " Perhaps." "What kind of a sign?" "I don't know." "He gave you strength." "He will also give you understanding." "I am but one man." "One." "A Nazarite bonded to the Lord." "There's no need to search for signs." "Your birth was the sign." "The stranger said, "Chosen to deliver his people"?" "Those were his words." "To deliver his people." "It will be hard." "Every gift is also a burden." " Father says he's lazy." " And slow-witted." "Samson." "Put them in the net!" " Samson." " Let me down." " Samson, no." " Let me out of this net now." "Samson, get us down." "Samson, get us out of here." "Stop, Samson." "Stop." " Let me out." " Samson, stop now." " Let me down out of this net." " Samson." " Samson." " Let us down." "Let us down now!" "Samson was gentle, good, thoughtful... ... and unsure, as all men are, of the purpose of his life." "He began to walk the long road to understanding and faith." "A journey which must be made by every man alone." "That's it, Your Highness." "That's it." "Watch your guard." "In the palace of the king of the Philistines... ... another young man was learning the skills of life... ... through the games he played." "Watch your guard." "Intelligence, attention, concentration." "I watch you." "You're like a butterfly." "You're here, you're there, you're gone." "Focus your attention." "Your Highness focus your mind completely." "Yes." "Yes, I know." "Try again, general?" "As you wish, Your Highness." "Never underestimate your enemy." "No, Father." " Good day, Delilah." " General Tariq." "You may rise." "I wonder what her father would think of her now, eh, commander?" "A true friend and a fine soldier." "Who, I'm told, never underestimated his enemy." "Here, use this one, commander." " An Israelite sword." " What's an Israelite sword?" "Bronze." "They're a very primitive people." "Who have only ever found a single god to worship." "Attack." "Even a broken sword will kill you if you let down your guard, Your Highness." "You remind us every day of the reasons why my father values you so highly, commander." "He's possessed of a soldier's most powerful weapon:" "His intelligence." "My name is Yoram." "I was more than 10 years younger than Samson." "I loved him as a brother." "We were both Nazarites, dedicated to God at birth." "Did I know even then... ... that within him lay the destiny of our people?" "Perhaps I knew only that I would be with him until the end." "There was no warning?" "The Philistines came from over there out of the sunset." "There was no time to run." "And we had no arms." "My father my mother and my brothers." "They killed them all." "I was not spared but overlooked." "The only one who escaped." "Naomi I'm sorry." "Sorry?" "For bringing back that memory." "It never leaves." "Come with me." "You will hear." "You will learn." "Please, Samson." "Come with me." "For me." "For you, anything." "Except one of those meetings." "I have to go." "Naomi you are far too gentle for the harsh words of rebellion." "And you can hardly even lift a sword." " It is you who has been chosen." " I doubt it." " Your mother refuses..." " Naomi, stop this." "If I am to be called, God will call me." "Not you and your rabble." "I am a Nazarite." "I pray." "I try." "But there is a great absence." "Seas can open, Samson." "Bushes can burn." "For Moses and for you." "I am one man." "How can one man destroy the Philistines?" "Tell me." " Our army will..." " Your army has wooden clubs and swords of bronze." " And righteousness." "Why is it that every people think they alone are the righteous ones?" "You doubt it?" "Anyway, righteousness never stopped the Philistine spear that killed your mother." "Righteousness did not give them weapons of iron." "Do not make me beg." "Open your eyes." "I have seen nothing." "I have heard nothing." " I am nothing." " A man is what he chooses to be." "And I choose nothing." "Why?" "Tell me, Samson." "What are you frightened of?" "Nothing." " Then what do you want?" " I want everything." "Come, come." "How is it, Ira that we are still bent beneath the heel of these Philistines?" "It's God's punishment." "When our people abandoned his ways he brought them down on us that we might atone for our sins." "But things are better than they were." "No more burned villages no more young people taken into slavery." "And the fruit of suffering is wisdom." "Then we must be the wisest people on earth." "Ira you are the elder of our village." " I need your counsel." " It's freely given and often wrong." "What's Samson done now?" "Nothing." "And more nothing." "He leads an empty life." "It's as if he believed the world owed him something." "Moses, too, was raised as a prince." "My sons are just the same." "And without Samson's special gifts." ""Samson caught us in the net." "Samson caught us in the... "" "Tell me." "Has Samson ever cried?" "For one hour after he was born." "It's as if he feared the pain that life had in store for him." " Since then, never." " Truly, he is remarkable." "His temperament is kind, his wit is quick." "And his strength..." "He has all the gifts but one:" "Purpose." "It is the fuel of life." "Come on." "Come on." "Pull." " Naomi." " What?" "Maybe we should go." "They come by every day at about this time." "No." "It's your turn, Yoram." "Go on." "It's your turn." " Come on." "Philistines." "Let's go." " No." "Go." "Fetch Samson, quickly." "Hey!" "I've never seen goats riding on goats." "Why don't you get off and milk them, huh?" "Go." "Does the smell come from the beasts or from the masters, huh?" "Samson!" "Samson, come quick!" "The Philistines, they have Naomi." "Samson, please hurry." "Move away." "Move." "Come on." "Come on, quickly!" "Come on, let's go." "Pig!" "Your mother was a donkey." "And yours, a mule." "Hold her." "I have two swords here." "Impaling you with either will give me great satisfaction." "Best be the iron one." "Save the other for your mother." "Israelite whore." " Naomi, stay there." "I'll help him." " No, no." "Stay here." "Samson!" "Get out!" "Go!" "Go!" "You broke them!" "Without a weapon, Samson broke them." "You have been chosen." "How can you doubt it?" "Samson!" "Without a weapon, Samson broke them." "Please, Manoah." "Let us in." "At least talk to these people." "You know us all." "There's nothing that we don't give to this house." "I'm not letting any of you in here." "Go now." " You hear me?" "I said, now." " This is important." "Mara, you must speak to him." "We need him." "A leader." " Someone our people will stand with." " I need him too." " Mara, these are the..." " I know who they are." " Carpenters, shepherds, plowmen." " The leaders of our rebellion." "Rebellion." "How many weapons do you have?" "How many made of iron?" "Mara, God's will brought us your son to destroy the enemies of our people." "Manoah, you must speak to Samson." " With his father's urging, he might..." " What am I to urge?" "That he die before his time?" "The son Mara and I prayed for all our life." " Manoah, listen to us." " I've heard you." "Our son is the Lord's instrument." "And in the Lord's time, he will obey." "In God's good time." "Not in yours." "You should have insisted." " Why wouldn't he listen?" " I don't know, you were there." "You saw how..." "Oh, Lord, tell me what to do." "Enslave him, Father." "Burn his village before the Israelites rally to a new hero." "There is nothing to be gained by burning an Israelite village." " In a week, it will be old news." " Legends grow, Father." "Ask your courtiers what they have heard." "Single-handed, two patrols." "Some say 10." "Only an empty head can be full of these tales." "And what do you think, Commander Tariq?" "I think all people need their heroes." "If they don't exist, they must create them." " You know what it means?" " What?" " His name, Samson." " Tell me." " "Son of the sun. "" " The son of the sun." "And your name." "Mine?" ""Delilah, " it's an ancient word." "It means "desire. "" "And do you think that appropriate, commander?" "In every way." "But the son of the sun." "I'd like to see this Samson for myself." "You're a loose woman, Delilah." "And if I weren't I'd find that remark offensive, general." "His hair is long." "He wears it in seven braids." "Some kind of religious significance." "Is there anything you don't know?" "I'll never know how to please a loose woman." "Our requests of a man are very modest." "That is the principal part of our charm." "Only by very modest request could any man meet your expectations." "Except perhaps this Israelite hero." "Men like him are either quickly forgotten or never forgotten." " Nothing certain, eh?" "Nothing but death." "Is that it?" "It seems very little." "And encompasses everything." "No!" "Strong, yes, but with a sweet modesty." "Did you see how he ran?" "Like a gazelle." "A woman would die for a man like that." "Out of the way, fool." "A gazelle is so much more graceful than a baboon, is it not?" "General?" "If the future of our people is to be secured perhaps the time has come to think of different stratagems." "Such as?" "The greatest victory any general can achieve." "Peace." "I knew something had happened." "You haven't been fighting over a woman, have you?" "All the single girls are in love with you." "Some of the married ones too." " It wasn't a fight over Naomi, was it?" " No." " Who then?" " No one." " I saw..." " Saw what?" "A woman like no other." " No woman gave you these wounds." "Samson, be careful." "Father." " Father..." " Now, wait." " General, continue." " Well, it would take time." "But once they saw how a lasting treaty would benefit them we could focus our attention elsewhere." " A treaty?" "With who?" "What is this?" " This is something kings must learn and princes must practice." " It's called listening." " No one in this royal house should listen to any proposal for a treaty with the tribes of Israel." "Their subjugation is their treaty." "It's only by listening that one hears." "The general's proposals have merit." " Continue." " Lf we might consider making official peace with them, turning them into independent allies..." "Allies?" "The Israelites?" "Better to plunge your hand into a basket of vipers." "The art of making a decision is firstly to know what your choices are." "General." "What would we achieve by having a vassal state on our eastern borders?" "Nothing but a breeding ground for rebellion, draining my manpower and your treasury." " Our treasury." "You always know where I'm vulnerable, eh?" "But we would allow them access to the sea and allow them to trade." "My experience of life, beginning with my own family is that by giving some of what is wanted only whets the appetite for more." " We would continue to maintain complete control, Majesty." "The illusion of independence." "It would take a magician mightier than any I've met." "And their religion?" "No, no, general." "Beliefs are more dangerous than a hundred armies." "Our gods have the tail of fish because our ancestors were seafaring people." "What does it matter if a handful of our people decide to believe in a single deity?" " It's poor exchange." " Perhaps so." "But I sometimes feel that a single sun in the sky is better than two or three that would burn us all alive." "But if we control the Israelites by a treaty..." "No, commander." "This is treason." "You do not accommodate an enemy." "You eliminate him." "At what sacrifice?" "A thousand of our young men?" "Five thousand?" "How many widows do you want to make before you say enough?" "The Israelites lay claim to our kingdom and we are contemplating giving it to them?" "No." "Only that we make peace the price for which is small." "They believe their god will send them a savior to destroy us." "It is, above all else, this foolish belief that holds them in our power." "They wait patiently, passively." "Perhaps we should be encouraging them in this belief." "We should make an example of their new hero, this Samson." "Before it's too late." "Draw them too close, and they will discover one of the secrets of our power, how to make iron." "That is true." " Perhaps there are ways..." " You wish them to learn how to make real weapons, general?" "Well, this year, next year." "Whatever." "They will learn." "Man climbs upon the shoulders of man." "But a treaty is not the answer." "It's too dangerous." "Let us leave them as they are, waiting for their savior and hope he does not come till our reign and yours are no more than great memories." " Yes, Your Majesty." " You're my first general." "And what is a first general without an army?" "What is a scorpion when it loses its sting?" "Your Highness." "Will you mourn me after my death, Sidqa?" "Of course, Father." "Very good." "I want you to contact our agents." "Arrange for the capture of this Samson." "You will command the operation yourself." "I want him brought back to Gaza." "Alive, if possible." " Alive?" " Yes, alive." "Living, not dead." "More difficult, but essential." " But it may be they already believe." " Myths and legends wrap themselves around the dead and make them martyred heroes." "They are remembered." "I want this Samson brought back here to Gaza." "A prisoner." "In chains of iron." "He'll be quickly forgotten." "Here is your money." "Now show us where he lives." "A stranger." "He said..." "He said..." "Come, brother." "Our work is done here." "Father!" " Mara!" "Mara!" "Are you hurt?" " Please, God..." "Please, God, help him." "Samson!" "What are you doing?" "Where are you taking him?" " Let him go!" " Samson!" "Stay where you are." "With Samson gone, we shall lead the rebellion." "People will look to us to inspire them." "They'll bring their hopes, fears, doubts to us." "We will become the true judges of Israel." "See there in the stars when Samson has been netted." "Help him!" "Help him!" "Stop them!" "You've got no right to do this!" " What is happening?" " They've taken Samson." "What?" "Where are they taking him?" "Do something." "Help him!" "Do something!" "Yoram, come on." "Come on!" "Samson!" "Let me through!" "Go!" "Take him!" " Samson!" " Go!" "Seize him!" "Go!" "Stay back." "You, go on!" "Manoah." "Go!" "Stop him!" "You, get him!" "Go on!" "Where were you?" "We outnumbered them by more than 100." "Lead you?" "Shall I kill him for you too?" " Where are you going?" " Kill him yourself." " Samson!" " Samson!" "Cowards!" "Traitors!" " We should have stayed to watch." " No." "Being at home asleep proclaims our innocence." "He'll be halfway to Gaza by now in chains of iron." "Lord!" "Lord!" "Yoram." " We'll find somewhere to hide you." " Hide me?" "They might come again." " Let them." " Come." "You have a friend, one who will never betray us." "How many of them were there?" "We outnumbered them by more than 100." " You fought them like 200." " God is good." "Not one of them tried to help." "Except you." "The others begged rebellion of me one day and abandoned me the next." " They were frightened." " And you weren't." "I'm not old enough to know better." "Nor are my parents." "Naomi cracked a few skulls." "Love is a powerful conqueror of fear." "Surely if he had been taken Father would have been told." "He would have awoken us by now." "Father is asleep, and he's..." "Where would he go?" "They have to come back." "All the laws we have to live by are so difficult to keep." "Part of our strength is giving support to each other." "And helping each other and guiding each other will reveal this temptation." "You were dedicated a Nazarite at birth?" " Yes." "Like you, I belong to the Lord." " We belong to the Lord." "He is a strange master who tells us nothing, asks nothing of us." "His ways are unknowable." "He moves beyond our understanding." "Or not at all." "He gave you strength enough to break a lion's neck." "You knew." "You what?" " Nothing." " Nothing." "There are many ways to be strong." "Samson." "What are you... ?" " We heard voices." " What's he doing here?" "The Philistines tried to capture him." "He beat them back." " He did?" " God be praised." "Yes." "God be praised." " With him here, we will all be in danger." " What if they come back again?" " Tonight?" " They won't look here." "If they come back again, search the village?" " Then what?" "!" " We'll be taken to Gaza in chains!" "He can't stay here!" "Jehiel, Amram, leave us." "If you are in fear of your lives find another place to sleep." " Father..." " The Philistines..." " lf the Philistines come, they come." " Now, leave us!" " Come, brother." "My son." "Has your father ever told you how proud he is of you?" "But my sons..." ""Samson caught us in a net." "Samson caught us in... "" "A net." "How else did they know where you slept?" "Jehiel." "Amram." "Oh, no." "No." "No." "My own sons." "Traitors." "Fools!" "If a man sins against another, God may intervene in his favor but if a man sins against the Lord and his consecrated, who shall intercede?" "Father, somebody's been lying to you." "Jehiel." "Amram." " They betrayed me." " Samson, no!" " We haven't sinned, Father." " You have disgraced me." " We haven't..." " My own sons have torn out my heart." "No, Samson!" " No!" " Samson, no." "You beg for once, only to die." "No!" "Samson, don't kill them." "I beg of you." "Samson." "Samson!" "We thought that we were attacked by a superior Israelite force." "You keep telling me they have no superior force." "Never underestimate the enemy." "In the circumstances, I thought it prudent to withdraw, to regroup." " Back here in Gaza?" " Well, ready for another day." "But he was just one man." " One man." " But with the strength of 50." " And others attacked us." " With bare hands?" "It was dark." "Who knew what weapons?" "Did they all have the jawbone of an ass?" "The gods give an ignorant Israelite peasant Samson for a son and they give me the king of Gaza." "You." "I have but one duty, that's to outlive my heir." "Is there no justice in the stars?" "Get out of my sight." " Father..." " Are you deaf as well as brainless?" "I said, get out of my sight." "Go." "I want an emissary to inquire and report to me on exactly what happened." "Yes, my lord." "Well, General Tariq, is there justice in the stars?" "Apparently not." "The number of kings who outlive their heirs does not give us grounds for confidence." "Samson!" " Samson." " Go back to the village." " Where are you going?" " Away." "I don't know." "Samson, I am lost without you." "Ever since I was born, you've been there." "Since I was born I've been told that God punished our people because they failed to heed him." "Perhaps if I can distance myself from my people for a while I can hear his word and obey." "Go." "Back to the village." "Now your manhood begins." "As does mine." "I wouldn't if I were you." "Looking is one thing, but touching that's something else." "The men could turn nasty, and you could end up with one less body part than God gave you, if you know what I mean." "You're an Israelite." "Amrok." "Lost in the desert as a child." "Raised by the Philistines." "A wanderer by upbringing, and a curious man by nature." "Homeward bound after three weary years of putting one foot in front of the other." " And you?" " Samson." "I expected a giant, a wrestler." "But you look like any other man." " You are the one they speak of?" " And betrayed." "But you, an Israelite, have lived amongst the Philistines." "I was taken in by a family." " Good people." " How could you live with them when they crushed your own people under their heel?" "Have you seen so little of life that you don't know?" "When a people are controlled by a strong king it is the king's will that prevails, not the people's." "It wasn't the king who destroyed our villages in the old days." "Yes, but those who did are fed by him, advanced by him, rewarded by him." "The court controls everything." "If men devised a weapon to destroy the courts in one single blow, all of Gaza is destroyed." "They are cruel people." " Because they are afraid." " Afraid?" "Of losing what they have." "If you could drive them into the sea and take their land you would, wouldn't you?" " Right now I would not raise my finger against them." " Then we can be friends." "Friend." "The prince of the Philistines seeks my head." "Friendship with me could be dangerous." "The best friendships are always risky." "The prince who seeks your head must first find his own." "Tomorrow night we'll feast with my father in Timnah." "Timnah." " Are these your father's fields?" " As far as the eye can see." "You chose your parents well." " Hello." " Amrok." " Welcome back." " Thank you." "Master." "Master!" " How is your wife?" " Master." "Your son." " Your son is back!" " Thank you." "Master." "Your son." "He's come back." "Let me speak for you." "Then everything will be all right, you'll see." "My son." "My son, my son." "Father, this is Samson." " Samson?" " Yes." "My Israelite friend." "Samson, this is my father." "If you are my son's friend then you are my honored guest." "My house is your house." " Rani." " Amrok." "Dear brother." "Samson, this is my sister, Rani." "Rani, this is Samson." "This is for your wife." " Oh, this is beautiful." " It's beautiful." "It is beautiful." "Only sung by women in the presence of a man at certain times." "Samson." "Drink." "Thank you." "Wait, wait." "I saw you once before in the land of the Israelites." " It was only for a moment." " You were working in a field." " I remember." " You remember." "As you do." "Do you ever dream, Sidqa?" "Yes." "I do." "Since I was a child, I have never dreamed." "Never." "The doctors tell me you're getting stronger." "That's true." "You thought your time had come, didn't you, Sidqa?" "A little longer." "A little longer." "Child, tell me what it is you want." "If it is within my power, I shall grant it." "I want..." "I want..." "Yes?" "I want Samson as my husband." "He is a good man." "But is he not an enemy of our people?" "Not of mine." " You love him?" " With all my heart." "Has he spoken words of love to you?" "A woman sees the heart of a man through the doorway of his eyes." "And you see... ?" "A man who loves me as I love him." " That's what she said?" " Her exact words." "But could she truly love me, an Israelite as a wife must love her husband?" "Is such a thing possible?" "My mother and father would say, "Never. "" "My teacher would say, "Think again. "" "And have you thought again?" "It is all I think of." "And each time the thought fills me with happiness." "Then the question is could you truly love her, a Philistine, like a husband must love his wife?" "As surely as the sun dies beyond the hills each night." "Come and speak to her." "Tell her how you feel." " She knows." "She sees it." " Yes, she knows." "But women like you to tell them." "Especially if it's the truth." "And what about these stories that he has slain our soldiers that the Israelites beg him to lead their army against us?" "He's here." "He refused them, and they betrayed him." "He's a man of peace." "As am I." "You know him now." "You know he's an honorable man." "Will you, that are kind and just let rumor or gossip stand in his way?" "It is said he humiliated Prince Sidqa himself." "From what we are told, this is not difficult." "True." "But if they found he was hiding in my home if they came for him..." "I'm not thinking of myself." "But the danger to you to Rani..." "They would surely kill us all." "Father, I am an Israelite." " You are my..." " Hear me out." " You are my son." " Hear me out." "I'm an Israelite." "But I honor you as my father." "Perhaps Rani's love for him is the very way towards peace between our two peoples." "And the king himself is wise." "Is he not?" "Well if I were to send a message to Gaza if the king gave it his blessing..." "Then all would be well." "This farmer from Timnah is a traitor." " You must deny his request." " Sidqa when I'm gone and the throne is yours, let me give you a word of advice:" "Always, always ignore those of your counselors who say "you must. "" "But, Father now we know where Samson is." " Yes, my son." "Now we know." "A Timnite woman." "They're supposed to be very beautiful, are they not?" "If she were that beautiful, she'd be here, in the palace." "If you say so." "Do not humor me, commander." "I'd hate to think you believe me jealous." "And are you jealous?" " What's the man to me?" " I don't know." "He saved your life." "I owe him thanks." "No more than that." "So he is unimportant." "Nothing." "Then why are you telling me about him?" "Because I tell you what I hear in the court." "And I you." "And the arrangement makes us both formidably well informed." "So the poor Israelite is to be denied even one night of marital pleasure." "You feel sorry for an enemy of our people?" "Enemy?" "Where are his armies?" "Whose downfall does he seek?" "You're remarkable, Delilah." "I had assumed that you would share the anger of our prince with this Israelite." "The prince and I have very different tastes." "The prince will never be known for his taste but for the size of his feet." "He'll never fit his father's shoes." "You know, General Tariq I've known you all my life." "But at this moment, I know you not at all." "I'm a man in the wrong place at the wrong time." "For whatever it's worth I too have known myself all my life and yet not at all." "Cut it out." "My son." "Mother?" "Yoram." "Sit." "Drink." "You've traveled far." "So is it true?" "Is what true, Mother?" "That I live and work here among people who ask nothing of me?" " Yes, that is true." " You know of what I speak." "The story is abroad." "Everyone speaks of it." "That you are to marry a Philistine." "Is that true?" "Her name is Rani." "Yes, it is true." "The ceremony is tomorrow." "And you are welcome." "I'm glad you're here." "Among all the women you might have chosen was it God's will that you bring a stranger to your bed?" "She is a good woman." "Her father is honorable, just and kind." " And I love her, Mother." " And is this love greater than the bonds that tie you to our people?" "Greater than our traditions?" "Do not turn your back on us by marrying a foreign woman." "Come back with us, Samson." "Before it's too late." "My home is here now." "You have punished us enough." " I beg you." " I have heard you, you have heard me." "That is an end to it." "Beware this woman, Samson." "Be it on your wedding day or within the first circle of the moon she will betray you." " My father." " You have no father." " And he has no son." " Mother." "Yoram." "Mother!" "See?" "I bleed." "Like any other man." "Samson stayed in the land of the Philistines... ... where he had found a woman he loved." "And it seemed the king had given his approval for the marriage." "But those he sent to celebrate had come for another purpose." "And thus did Samson 's love for the Philistine woman... ... begin to fulfill the word of God." "Philistines." "Philistines." "I give you a riddle." "What's the prize?" "There has to be a prize." "Yes, there must be a prize." "Very well." "If you solve the riddle 30 linen garments." " And a flock of sheep." "And two shepherds." "And 100 silver pieces." "Out of the eater something to eat." "Out of the strong something sweet." "Impossible." "Out of the strong?" "This is Samson himself." "No." " Tell me the riddle, Samson." " Why, so you may win the prize?" "No." "To share in your enjoyment as I hope to do throughout our life together." " I don't think that that's..." " Tell her." "She's your wife." "No secrets." " A man must trust his wife." " You won't trust me?" "Excellent." "You'll never get it." "My husband not only trusts me, he gives you a true riddle to solve." "You keep your guests very happ y." "I'm glad you're enjoying our wedding." "The king is well pleased, Harach." "Good." "Good." "He honors us with your company." "And will bestow more honor with the answer to this riddle." "The riddle?" "I need a pretext." "A reason." "A reason?" "For what?" "A reason not to seize your land, cut off your thieving fingers." "Sir, you are my guest." " This is outrageous." " The answer." "I will have it." "Go." "Fetch it from your daughter." "Before I order your house burned to the ground." "Rani." "Rani." " Come here, Rani." "Come." " My father calls." "Then go to him." "But return to me." "All right." "Come, Samson." "We submit." "Tell us the answer to your riddle." "A Philistine submit to an Israelite?" " Shame." " A father submits to his son." "You will never get to bed with my sister until this riddle is solved." "Now there's a good reason." "All right." "All right." "All right." " I see I have you all." " All?" "No." " The answer is plain." " Tell us." "What is sweeter than honey?" "And what is stronger than a lion?" "It is surely a honeycomb." "A beehive inside the entrails of a desert lion." "Right?" "The lion and the honey." "That's right, you have it." "That's no riddle." "How could anyone guess an answer like that?" "How indeed?" "Wife." "Why, Rani?" "Why?" " No." " Why, Rani?" "Why?" "Why?" "Samson!" "It was me." "They threatened to burn down the house unless I..." "She knew nothing." " Rani." " Stop it." "No!" "Stop!" "Please!" "No!" "Take him!" "Stop." " Come, Rani." " Let me go." "Seize him!" "Go!" "Come on." "Samson." "Samson!" "No." "No, please." "See?" " See?" " Yes." "You threatened the life of my father, of my friend, of my wife." "The garments are yours." "You won them." "Pick them up." "I said, pick them up." "Now go." "Go back to Gaza." "Tell them Samson did this." "And tell them I have only begun." "I have only begun!" " All of them?" " Yes, Majesty." "His strength is not human." " Not human?" " The fields." "The fields are on fire." "No." "No!" "No!" "Rani!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Execute them." "Burn their fields." "No!" "Here." "Make it here." "It belongs to your enemy." "My love, who I betrayed." "Rani!" "Rani." "Rani." "Oh, no." "General Tariq should be ordered to burn down every Israelite village." "Every village that makes payment to our treasury?" "This isn't war." "Samson doesn't lead an army." "Not even his own people." " He fights us alone." " He must be stopped." "The dignity of your throne is at stake here." "Do not mistake my throne for your pride." "Consider this:" "A farmer's field, Israelite or Philistine, is more than just a crop." "It's a life's work, a child's future." "We will send an emissary to these men of Judah." "Giving us Samson is a small price to pay for leaving their fields untouched." "But he's one of them." "Why should they betray him?" "It is a foolish man who cannot be made afraid." "And these men we treat with are not foolish." "Samson." "Amrok?" "They are dead." "They're all dead." "They came from Gaza." "We were surrounded." "Trapped." "There was no time to run." "The laborers were killed." "They took your wife, beat her." "Father too." "They left me for dead." "There was nothing I could do, Samson." "Nothing." "I can still hear him laughing, their leader." "I mean, laughing and laughing." "Amrok, who?" "Who was their leader?" "The laugh." "The scar." "His name is Mahal." "Was it my fault, Samson?" "Was it?" " No." " I brought you in." "I begged for the marriage." "I loved her, Amrok." "The fault was not yours." "The innocent are punished for my sins." "Come with me." "I am going home." " No." " Amrok." "Go, my brother." "Go." "And so Samson returned to the land of the Israelites." "To a people confused and angry with him... ... for having stirred the wrath of the Philistines." "To a people no longer seeking rebellion... ... but willing subjects of the Philistines... ... and of their own fears." "Let me pass." "What is it?" "Have I done you harm?" "Why are you doing this?" "We will not lose our lives, our homes, our crops at the altar of your anger." "Then take me." "Have done with it." "You, you or you, come, take me." "Take hold of me." "Bind me." "I have not changed." "You have changed." "Yes, I want vengeance for the betrayals that were done to me and I will have it." "But you would betray me for fear of what might happen to you." "Once you asked me to lead you into what I believed would be madness and slaughter." "Well, now I believe it more." "But I will go." "You'll hear no more of me." "Out of my anger and my hate I'll try and find a peace with God." "Thus did Samson return to his home... ... hiding in his heart the revenge which one day he would wreak." "And the hand of God brought him back... ... just as the life of his father, Manoah, was drawing to a close." "My son." "I'm here, Father." "I have loved you since before." " I know, Father." "I know." " Since before and always." "It does not end." "Give to your people to God." "Reach out." "You have the gifts." "Share them." "It is your destiny." "It does not end." "Remember." "It..." "He is dead." "Even at the death of his father, Samson did not weep." "Though in time, his tears would be shed for all the people of Israel." "In the days that followed, Samson set aside his revenge... ... and worked only for the good of the Israelites." "And he became a judge of his people." "Wise, good, helpful." "In every way the son his father had wished and prayed for." "You'll stay with us?" "My father, as he died, said if I stay with my people the Philistines will not attack us." "They threaten to burn the crops." "And cut off their own supplies?" "No, empty threats." "Would they rally our people against them, provoke war?" "No." "I am here now." "Until the wheel turns again I have come home." "What is strength?" "A stone, which nature formed, is now just dust." "Yet what has changed?" "The greater strength is to do as God asks of you." "Faith, that is real strength." "To bend your will to God's, that takes courage, that takes strength." "My son has many friends and admirers." "I wish I could count myself among them." "When you forbade him to capture Samson you took from him the prize with which he hoped to win you." "Samson has not gone." "He's stepped back, the better to leap forward." "They say he teaches." "They say he's plowing the fields." "And I say he's not gone away." "My son prepares." "He's right." "Perhaps I should admire him for that." "All God asks of us is that we do his will." "For more than half my life, I did not hear him." "Until I began to realize that his voice speaks to the heart of man as well as the mind." "His generosity and love may sometimes seem difficult to understand but it is always present." "Samson led his people as a judge... ... yet in his heart... ... the dark desires of man still sought to hold sway over him." "The desires of the flesh... ... and the flame of revenge had not been quenched." "During all the time of peace... ... when he stayed with his people, two flames burned low in him... ... but were never extinguished:" "The flame of lust and the fire of revenge." "Please think again." "There must be something I can do to help you change your mind." " No, I'm certain, Ira." "My mind is made up." "When a man is thirsty, so must he drink." "My need is as strong as thirst." "But God has bound you to himself." "You cannot leave him now." "I do not leave him." "I ask him only to come with me for a while." " No." " Yes." "I've decided." " God decides." " I decide." "Then you have abandoned him already." "Please stay." " I cannot." "I fear for you." "You, my only child, whom I've prayed for every hour of my life." "Mother I am leaving, but will always be with you in my heart." "Then may the Lord protect you." "Goodbye, my son." "Go." "Quickly." "Samson." "Samson, where are you going?" "Where are you going?" " To Gaza." " Gaza?" "But you can't." " I must." "I have an appointment there." " No, Samson." "She's gone." "It's over." "Put revenge behind you." "It is finished." " It is never finished." " They will kill you." "If that is my destiny then so be it." "Come back." "Come back to us." "Out of my way." "You should have heard them screaming." "Scream, Philistine." "For all eternity." "I am the instrument of the Lord!" "General Tariq." "General Tariq." "General Tariq." " On your feet, boy." " Samson." " Samson, he's..." " Now take a deep breath." " You tell me like a soldier." " Samson." "He's been here." "He's murdered a soldier, Mahal." "The officer with the scar." " Has he been apprehended?" " No, he escaped." "The city gates..." " They were still open?" "By all the gods..." " No." "They were closed and barred." " But they..." " Well, out with it, boy." " Well, the city gates, they..." " Yes, yes." "They are torn off." "They're gone." "Firstly, cut out the tongue of anyone spreading this story beyond the city limits." "I don't want them laughing at us all the way to Ramah." "Then we send our whole army into Israelite territories not just the borderlands." "We should burn them all, Father." "Commander." "Withdraw the whole army from Israelite territories." "And the borderlands too." " Order it back here to Gaza." " Father." "Continue, commander." "If we attack, the Israelites will simply disperse." "Let them form an army, attack us." "I will meet them in the field and I will destroy them all in open battle." " And Samson?" "He must not be allowed to lead a rebel army." "Without him, we will defeat them." "With him at their head..." "We must find a way to prevent that." "They say their god gives him his strength." "I'm just a simple soldier, Majesty, not a priest." "Your plan hardly indicates a military cast of mind." "A soldier can only deal with what he knows." "And what we know of Samson is he prefers our women to his own." "The allure of strange flesh is strong within him." " This scheme is preposterous." "What certainty do you have that this Samson will take the bait you offer?" " Wouldn't you, if she was offered to you?" " What are we, panderers?" "This is no way to neutralize an enemy." "There is no general on this earth could devise a better plan to lay his enemy low than to capture him by that part of his body in which he is the weakest." "The fish will take the bait." "But will the bait agree to the fish?" "In fishing, there's only one certainty:" "You can never be sure of your catch." "There's always the danger that the fish may escape with the bait." "Is that not so, general?" "Very well, agreed." "Delilah?" "I'll be proud to serve my people." " In return for a financial consideration." " Yes." "Your loyalty to the throne is measured in silver." "I'm offended, but not surprised." "How much?" "Eleven hundred pieces of silver from everyone in this chamber." "Agreed." "Let us proceed with all haste." "Promise me, general, never to devise a scheme that puts me in that one's bed." "Careful, madam." "You speak treason." "No." "I speak as a woman." "A woman now of independent means." "Well, a girl must look to her future." "A future wealthy enough to escape when the old king dies?" " Exactly." " And Samson?" "Would it be treason to tell you I'm excited by the prospect as a woman?" "Would it be treason to tell you I'm excited by your excitement, as a man?" "Tell me have you ever wondered what it would be like, you and me, together?" "Several times." "I mean, several times each day and each night." "Let's hope Samson provides the same service." "Come home to us, Samson." "Have you not quenched the fires within you?" "Soon now." "Soon I will come home." "Revenge is not the only cold dish on which I have supped." "So tell me news of our people." "They plan rebellion." " Who does?" " Jehiel." "Amram." "Since you left, the only way they can advance themselves is to lead our men into war." " They should be stopped." " Naomi supports them in this?" " Surely." "And what of my mother?" "Age is her only enemy now." "Age is no enemy." "It brings a courage and a wisdom like no other." "The courage to face God." "Samson, nothing will stop them taking arms." "Not even you." "But if you would come back now lead them, then maybe..." " No, my friend." "No." "Rebellion will make martyrs, but will not bring victory." "A generation will die on Philistine swords." " Lf you are not there to lead them." "The Lord God of Israel calls you, Samson." " Why do you not hear him?" " He gave me my strength." " He gave me water when I was thirsty." " Well, surely that's enough..." "But he has never told me how to destroy the Philistines." "He has never told me to join in this march to certain death." "It's hard to hear someone's voice when your back is turned to him." "If I came back, it would be to stop them." "I could prevent them, show them their foolishness." "Then do it, Samson." "Save them from themselves." "I beg you." "But though I begged, he did not hear me." "A voice greater than mine drew him towards his destiny." "They said there were fish in the river." "But not one that walks." "Samson." " Who are you?" " Who would you like me to be?" "Samson." "That means "the son of the sun, " doesn't it?" "Yes." "I prefer the dark." "Looking up at the stars where everything is written." "Perhaps you don't believe in that." "At this moment, here, now I believe in the woman beside me." "You and I are supposed to be enemies." "But I don't see that written in the stars." "So therefore it cannot be so." "You are cousin to the king?" "So they say." "And you?" " You are the chosen of your god." " So they say." "Chosen for what?" "To lead your people?" "To lead them away from foolishness, perhaps." "And why do you not do so?" "Because I choose you." " Are you tired?" " No." "Good." "Do you want to sleep?" "No, do you?" "No." "Chosen one." "I chose you too." "This is beautiful." "You see, we're also a simple people." "We love our childish games." "We have lives and loves." "We laugh and play." "Wait here." "Where does your strength come from, Samson?" "Like all strength, it comes from within." "What could one do to make you powerless in their arms?" " To make me weak like other men?" " Yes." "What?" "Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me." "Oh, I love secrets." "Why would I give up my strength?" " It's all I have." " Except for me." "I want you powerless in my arms." " You'd tell no one?" " Who would I tell?" "All right, if I were tied with seven new bowstrings I would lose all my strength." "Seven new bowstrings?" "And thus did Delilah begin to seek for the secret of his very soul." "And as the Philistines waited for him to be delivered to them... ... there was a man among them who doubted, perhaps... ... the wisdom of his own plan." "Seven new bowstrings." "Tell me." "In the innocence of his love... ... beguiled, lost in Delilah and in their lovers ' games... ... Samson did not see danger." "Samson." "Samson, the soldiers." "The first test, he kept his pact with God." " Why do men always lie?" " What?" "Samson." "Samson, soldiers." "Soldiers, Samson." "You do not love me, Samson." "Yes." "More than reason itself." "And did Delilah herself begin to doubt?" "Was the sign of his faith also the sign of her true love for him?" "For nine days and nine nights they were as one." "Samson fell beneath her spell." "It was beyond lust." "He loved her truly, as a man loves a woman." "Her flesh, yes... ... but her heart, her soul, her every breath." "And blinded by that love, he forgot his mission." "Tell me." "You know already." "Tell me." "Bind me with your arms and love." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "Delilah, tell me." "What do you think?" "You keep lying to me." "They're games." "They're not lies." "So why not the truth?" "Because you are not of my people." "And I've never told anyone." "I'm not of your people?" "I am you." "We're one." "The rest is nothing." "Even my own have betrayed me." "And you think I will too?" "I, who've given you my life, am giving you my life." "Do you doubt my love?" "No." " Do you doubt me?" " No." "Of course you do." "I cannot give up my only gift." "Your gift?" "Do you think I really want you weakened?" "Powerless?" "I love you the man that you are." "Why would I want to change you?" "These..." "These are games we've been playing." "If I told you the truth, you could not test me." " I would not." " To test me is to destroy me." " I understand." " You could not." "No games with the truth." "None then." "None ever." "You're so beautiful." "No more tests." "Just love." "The proof of love." "I cannot be betrayed in this." "I give you my word." "We are as one." "As one." "Why have you been crying, my only love?" "Have you not slept?" " I've been watching over you." " And you were sad?" "My heart is heavier than all the iron in our land." " Why?" "While you were sleeping, I held the power of life or death in my hands." "The life or death of the man you love?" "But you did not cut." "No." "I did not." " But now..." " Now?" "Now I must." "Put that away." "When power is given, how can it not be used?" "Because love is stronger still." "Oh, yes." "Love." "Love." "Take him!" "Remember me, Israelite?" "Where is your strength now, savior of Israel?" "And where is your god?" "Cut!" "Bring him out!" "Delilah!" " Delilah!" " No!" "No!" "My son." "My son." "Enjoy yourself, Israelite!" "You have forsaken me?" "Look." "It is there." "The sign." " Praise the Lord." " Now we can begin." "The time has come." "The time is now!" "We shall no longer bow our heads!" "We shall no longer bend our knees to the Philistines and their images of gods." "Our seeds shall multiply and flourish in freedom." "And we shall come to know how they walked as free men." "Lord, forgive Samson." "Stay by his side." "Please stay by his side." "Do not abandon him now." "Please, Lord, help him." "Please." "Now it shall begin." "We shall take off the yoke of the unclean!" "No, I beg you." "I beg you, stop!" " It is the will of God." " No." "No, it is the will of men." "Silence!" "The Lord is with us!" "We shall be cloaked in divine armor." "For Gaza!" "For Gaza!" "For Gaza!" "Where is he?" "Disturbed from my sleep for that..." "That piece of..." "Move your feet." "You maggot-ridden vermins." "On your feet, Israelite." "On your feet." "Up." "Up!" "Yes." "There's somebody to see you." "And if you know what's good for you..." "Move!" "Behave yourself." "Up the steps." "Come." "Sit him down." "Now lay him down." "Wait outside." "Drink." "Who are you?" "Your enemy." "Do not be afraid." "I cannot restore his sight." " But you can ease the pain?" " Yes." "Then use all your skill." "Tell me about your god, Samson." "He is the one God, the true God." " And he has brought you to this?" " Yes." "Then he is a harsh god." "I have been a great sinner." "You think he punishes you?" "I know it." "Then how do you make amends?" "I pray for the courage to repent." "I will speak to the jailer." "I will see to it that you are treated better." "Will you speak to them of the other prisoners also?" "That I cannot do." "Then neither must you speak to them of me." "You are stubborn." "And proud, yes." "But no longer vain." "Why did you come?" "To see you." "To learn." "And to tell you that tomorrow I will lead our army against your Israelites and I will win." "I will surely win." "Yes, I know." "You know?" "How do you know?" "I see it as I see into your heart." "I am the first general of the Philistines your enemy, Samson, and I have no heart." "You are not my enemy." "At last I understand how I have filled that role myself." "Thousands of them." "Cavalry, chariots." "Old Tariq's commanding them." "The Israelites are for it now." "They won't stand a chance." "You!" "Get away from there!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Go on." "Get away from there, all of you." "Get back!" "The Philistines!" "Strike fear, O God, in their hearts!" "Scatter them!" "What is this place?" "We are above a valley." "At this end is our Philistine army and at the other..." " The Israelites." " Yes." " With weapons of bronze and foolish generals and empty certainties." "A soldier of mine who spoke those words would lose his head as a traitor." "The truth betrays no one." "Was this really necessary?" "Does it not amuse you, general?" "No." "I thought you were a man of wit and humor." "I thought you were a prince of dignity." "The only pity is that he cannot see his people meet their destiny with death." "The Israelites are coming forward now." "They advance." "In moments, our own army will step out to meet them." "Soon now." " Soon." " The Philistines hold their position?" "Yes." "General Tariq, give the order to attack." "Scatter them!" "There." "A signal has been fired." "Now." "What?" "Tell me." "The Philistine foot soldiers in the center they are retreating." " Retreating?" " General, forbid your men from retreating." " They obey my orders." " What kind of soldiers are they?" " Skilled in the tactics of war." " They are pulling back." "No." "No, they are leading the Israelite lambs to my slaughterhouse." "I hate an incompetent enemy." "They make me less." "Less?" "They turn a general into a butcher." " Charge!" " Charge!" "Our foot soldiers have stopped retreating." "The cavalry detachments on each flank are advancing." "The bowmen are ready." "The trap is sprung." "They stumble into it." "Amram." "Tell him." "Now the chariots swing round." "They ride them down." "Their lines are broken." "They are broken." " Where are you going?" " The battle's over." "God, forgive my people." " Don't you want to watch?" " No, Your Highness." "Like watching the ocean tide come in it is inevitable, but dull." "Magnificent, general." "This is your victory." "A tide is a tide, Your Highness even when it's measured in blood." "Samson." " Samson." " Jehiel?" "Jehiel." "Samson." "No!" "Bravely done, Your Highness." "Bravely done." "It pleases the people." "But did it please our gods?" "It was a great victory, my old friend." "Yes, Majesty." "A great victory." "Go on!" "Get up!" "When his eyes were taken your beauty was taken from him too." "Now you're the same to him as any other woman." "And thus, in his suffering... ... did the faith of Samson begin to grow." "How could God's design be fulfilled... ... by a powerless blind man chained to a wheel?" "The mystery of God's plan could be seen by no one." "Except, perhaps... ... the one man who could see nothing else." "Even as the Philistines rejoiced... ... there was still one who knew that the shadow of doubt... ... can darken man 's brightest day." "In all of Gaza, the one who had doubted... ... began to wonder if he too was part of the instrument... ... of God's unknowable design." "Quickly, now." "Quickly!" "Go on." "Samson." "Yoram?" "Yoram?" "It's not much, but the lamb is good." " How did you get... ?" " I found work here." "Drink." "God is good." "A beard." "You're a man, Yoram." "No longer the child I used to know." "And one day I'll be old." "Drink." "Eat." " My mother?" " Living." " And Naomi?" " Here, in Gaza." "She's here?" "She's mad." "The danger." "Ira is dead." "His sons, killed in the battle." "He lived a few weeks, and died with God's name on his lips." "Ira." "He kept showing me the way, and I kept looking elsewhere." "All right." "Finish now." "Come on." " Eat and remember what he taught us:" " Up." "Up." "God's hand writes straight even when the lines are crooked." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, up!" "God is my strength." "God is my strength." "God is my..." "Your Highness?" " What do you want?" " Someone wishes to see you." "A woman." "An Israelite woman." " How much did she bribe you?" " Your Highness." "Fetch her." "Leave us." "Who are you?" "Just a woman." "Well what do you want?" "I want you to help me to see someone." "You do, do you?" "And who might that be?" "Samson." "Just a woman." "This will be a feast to remember, my faithful friends." "Majesty, to make the celebrations complete, could you not order Samson be brought down and displayed?" " You are cruel, Delilah." "The savior of Israel, Samson, brought here in chains?" " What do you think, my old friend?" " Well, surely if Delilah wishes, Majesty." "The weakness of beautiful women is that they become soft because men can deny them nothing." "Surely, Delilah, above all deserves to be rewarded." "Rewarded, yes." "And consoled, eh?" "So it shall be." "God is my strength." "God is my strength." "God is my strength." "Why did you ask for Samson to be brought here?" " To entertain his captors." " Has he not suffered enough?" "All the world's a wheel, commander." " You taught me that once." " I did?" "And when was that?" "Before I knew the pain of feeling." "You did not want him here just for display." "No." "Then what?" "Because even though I sold him, he's still mine." "Is he?" "Samson." "I have sinned against him." "Every law, every commandment." "How can he forgive me?" "The mercy of God is infinite." "And his punishment severe." "You've looked all your life, Samson, for a sign." "And never knew that the need to search was itself the sign." "But now?" "Now everything is dark." "And within the darkness I see the Lord." "The only world I see now belongs to God." "Oh, Samson." "Yes." "On your feet, Israelite." "Boy, help him." "Out of the way there." "Come on." "Get back." "Move." "Move for the savior of Israel." "The savior of Israel." "The savior of Israel." " Are you his woman?" " I thought you were." "No." "I'm the woman he trusted." "When he looked into my eyes, I was the last he saw." "You hated him so much?" "They paid me well." "You hated him so much?" "He'd become too dangerous." "You hated him so much." "No." "I loved him too well." "Yet still you brought him down." "Yes." "That's enough." "This is not love." "And you?" "Do you love him?" "Since I first knew him." "And he loved you?" "Come." "I'll make a bargain with you." "Come." "A very small bargain." "So everything is ready?" "Good." "Yoram, where are we?" " Where are they taking me?" " To the pillars." " Yoram." " I'm here." "I'm here." "Now go." "Yoram, know that I have loved you." " But I can stay." " Go." " Go quickly." " Samson." "Go quickly." "Go to him." "Samson." "Samson." "Naomi?" "Naomi?" "Naomi." "Samson." " Take her with you, Yoram." "Take her." " No." "Not yet." "Give us a few moments." "For all the years." "Yes." "A few moments." "And when I tell you to go, you will leave at once, out of the temple, out of the city." " Yes, yes." "What is it, Samson?" " Do you swear, both of you?" " Yes." "I swear." " Yes, I swear." "Here I am." "Beside me, where you've always been." "And now my body wears chains that have always been around my heart." "And yet I see you as you are." "Free." "It is they who are enslaved." "They will all die." "What?" "All men must die." "Only the hour is unknown." "Will you kiss me farewell, Samson?" " Naomi, do not torture me." " Please." "With the mark of your kiss I will always be blessed." "Dry your tears, woman." "It has taken me a lifetime to understand God is the God of forgiveness." "Now." "Leave me now." "It is over." "Boy I want you to do something for me." "Leave the temple." "Ride away from Gaza." " General?" " Do as I say, boy." "Ride like the wind." " Yes, commander." " Hurry." " In which direction, general?" " West." " To the sea?" " Yes." "And then?" "Submerge yourself in the water." "Then ride back." "Go." "Now, O God of Israel grant me that for which I was born." "There is Samson, hero of the mighty Israelites come to worship at the altar of our gods, whom you defied." "Grant me the strength again just once O God." "Forgive Samson, God of Israel." "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "My son." "My son." "You knew." "You knew!" "Forgive my son, O God of Israel." "With me die the Philistines." "Run for your life!" "At last, O God of Israel!" "And thus did Samson return to the land of Israel." "Thus did my friend, the son of Mara and Manoah... ... judge of his people, return to his home... ... passing on the way the very well where the stranger had foretold his birth." "The will of God had been fulfilled... ... and the faith which in his life he had sought... ... was now finally and certainly found." "It was not the least of his gifts to me." "To all things, there is a purpose." "It was through the Philistine woman, Delilah... ... that Samson finally came to the faith... ... which began the liberation that the Lord God of Israel had promised." "He will not be forgotten."

"Jacques, come quick!" " It's shining!" " Quick, Jacques!" "It's shining in the harbour!" "Quick!" "There!" "You see it, Jacques?" "(Jacques) It's a coin." " It's mine!" "I saw it first!" " No, you liar!" " Liar!" "Liar!" " We'll see who's lying!" "OK, I'll get it, but no fighting." "All right?" " We'll split it." " You can't split a coin." "It's stupid." " It's mine!" "I saw it!" " He's right!" "You're stupid!" "Then we'll buy something and split that." " OK?" " OK." " OK?" " OK." " Can you stop pointing?" "I've seen it." " I've seen it, too." "Well, if it isn't the little Frenchman!" "How is the little Frenchman?" "Fine." "You don't mind if I go instead, do you?" "No." "If you did mind, you'd tell me, no?" "Yes." "Good." "Roberto, mio palmo!" "(boy takes deep breaths)" "Count!" "(takes huge breath)" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Six!" "Bravo, Enzo!" "Bravo, Enzo!" "Viva Italia!" "Bravo, Enzo!" "Whose is it now?" "You saw it, but I dove for it." " Roberto, how long?" " Six!" "I throw it back into the water." "You dive, and ifyou do less than six,... ..it's yours." "Bravo." "Enzo, Enzo, I saw the coin first." "We split?" "We can't split a coin, stupido!" "Jacques!" "Is it... a coin shining there?" "It is." "It's a coin." "I'll get it for you, Father." "It will be for the poor." "(chuckles)" "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "(gasps)" "Time to get up, Jacques." "(bell chimes)" "Shit." "Enzo!" "(father) Jacques!" "You shouldn't dive every day, Papa." "Then you shouldn't eat every day, Jacques." "Don't worry." "When I am tired,... ..the mermaids help me out." "Hey, have you ever seen a mermaid?" "No." "I've seen them." "Don't you want to know where?" "Why don't you ask me?" " What?" " Where I saw mermaids." "Why don't you ever ask any questions?" "I always ask the questions." "Here we are, like two stones, and now I'm talking to myself." "Ask me something, goddamn it!" "Why did my mother leave?" "Pump." "Your mother didn't leave." "She went back to America, that's all." "It's her home." "Women are like that." "Unpredictable." "Like the sea." "(snap)" "(muffled shouts)" "Jacques!" "The water!" "Water!" "Help!" "I can't breathe!" "No!" "(choking)" "Daddy?" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "(frantically) Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Wait!" "Stay here, Jacques!" "Jacques!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Jacques!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Jacques!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" " Jacques!" " Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Jacques!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy..." "Daddy..." "Aiuto!" "Aiuto!" "Aiuto!" "(whispers)" "Roberto, mio palmo." "Mr Molinari?" "Yes!" "How did it happen?" "Well, uh... the company asked me to extract everything I could from the wreck." "And so the... the divers were trying to get at the engine... ..and the boatjust turned over in the current!" "Look, I..." "I fucked up!" "Look!" "Can you help?" "How many are down there?" "There's just one." "We're feeding him lots of air but... he's not breathing properly." "You've gotta get him outta there, fast!" "Ten thousand." "Lire?" "Dollars." "(laughs in disbelief)" "Hey, wait a minute!" "You guys aren't gonna try to hold me up at a time like this?" "!" "OK, you tell me." "How much would you say a man's life is worth?" "In my village we have a saying." "How does it go again?" "I don't remember." " What's that supposed to mean?" " Forget it." "Enzo!" "Forza!" "Since we have a little time, you write that cheque?" "How much longer can he do that?" "My brother... ..is a world champion." "Sign." "(men) Bravo!" "(men) Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Thanks!" "Bravo!" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait!" "Hey!" "Hey, thanks, you guys." "Really." "I mean it." "You're welcome." "(ecstatic laughter)" "Forza Italia!" "Ten thousand dollars, Roberto!" "Una barca disoldi!" "(sounds airhorn)" "(both laugh deliriously)" "Enzo..." "What are you gonna do with the money?" "Have the car painted." "But Giuseppe will do that for 25 dollars." "Then tell him to wax it, too." "Enzo, really, what are you gonna get?" "A rosary for Mamma." "A dress for Angelica." "Get yourself a suit that fits." "But most important..." "Yes?" "Find me the Frenchman." "Find me Jacques Mayol." "EI próximo paradero... es bien el Lago del..." "Demonio?" "El... eILago del..." "Demonio?" "(speaks in Quechua)" "(continues)" "Bye." "Ooh!" "A-Are you Dr Laurence?" "No." "I'm the assistant." "Welcome to Peru." "Thank you." "Agh!" "A drink to warm up?" "Yes, please." " Tea or whiskey?" " Both." "Did..." "Did I just see a man in a red suit and goggles?" "Right." "The insurance person is here." "It's about time." "Johana Baker." "Nice trip, huh?" "Thank you." "It's three weeks since the accident." "We're getting a little anxious." "Franck, get out there." "He's ready to go in." "Right." "(Franck) First dive, two minutes." "Who..." "Who is that?" "Mayol." "Jacques Mayol." "So those are your experiments?" "Dumping a guy in a frozen lake?" "The truck fell into a very deep crevasse." "We weren't able to rescue the equipment." "I'll have to talk to the driver." "In the spring, when he melts." "You really send him under the ice?" "He isn't a slave or a convict or anything, is he?" "My dear, science is a cruel mistress." " How is he gonna breathe?" " He isn't." "(bleeping)" "Listen." "That's the sound of his heart." "Can you hear the speed at which it's slowing down?" "It's incredible!" "He's in the fluoroscope now." "(slow bleeps)" "Listen to his heartbeat!" "I can't believe that!" "All the blood is concentrated in his brain." "It doesn't even feed his limbs any more." "That's a phenomenon that's only been observed in whales and dolphins." "Until now." "(slow heartbeat)" "(heartbeat speeds up)" " (fasterbleeps)" " Why is he doing this?" "I don't know." "(gasps)" "Shouldn't someone take him a blanket or something?" "Coffee?" " I know you." " We just met, a few minutes ago." " In the lake?" " No..." "In the hut." "Then it must have been someone who looked a lot like you." "Thanks." "(engine starts)" "(knocking)" "It's a present." "Thank you." "You're not gonna open it?" "Oh." "Are you here for a long time?" "No." "Where do you live?" "New York." "It's been nice meeting you." "Nice... meeting you, too." "I'll..." "I'll only be five minutes." "(dolphin whistles)" "(whistling)" "(dolphin clicks)" "(whistles)" "Clown." " (dolphin whistles)" " It's a llama." "(clicking)" "(whistling)" " Darjeeling." " (clicks and whistles)" "(excited whistling)" "I missed you rascals." "(bleeping)" "Jacques, my friend." "How are you?" "Enzo?" "I leave you swimming and 20 years later you're still in the water." "What the hell are you doing?" "Training?" "Yeah." "Good." "Check out the suit." "Looking good, no?" " You know I'm the world champion?" " Yeah, I know." "The world championship starts in ten days in Taormina." "Be my guest." "Your ticket." "Why?" "Because I'm sure you're dying to beat me." "You're the best, Enzo." "See you there." "(driver) Come on, let's go, let's go!" "Go park in Jersey, you asshole!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "I gotta get movin'!" "I gotta make a livin' here!" "(sighs)" "(woman) I changed the lock, you son of a bitch!" "Sally!" "It's me!" "Where have you been?" "Peru." "We were burgled." "They got the television set, they got the new stereo,... ..they got the ring my grandma gave me." "I hate New York." "I hate this apartment." "I hate you." "How was your trip?" "It was nice." "It was..." "It was..." "It was interesting." "It was cold." "You got a picture of him?" "Matter offact..." "What..." "What the fuck is that?" "It's his heartbeat." "I'm gonna make some coffee." "They left the stove!" "He has the most beautiful eyes." "It's funny." "It's like a fairy tale." "(coughs)" "You know, the French are very romantic people." "He's not French." "He's American." "His mother's American." "Haven't you been listening to anything I said?" "Yeah!" "I've been listening all night!" "Sounds like you're in love." "But there's no such thing as love at first sight." "You ate all the ice cream." "(sighs)" "This is good!" "This is very good!" "Very, very good." "Very good." "Unfortunately it's incomplete." " Johana..." " What?" " Am I boring you?" " No!" "Of course not." "Definitely not." " What'd you say?" " I said that this file is incomplete." "OK?" "Go back to Laurence and get the truck registration." "Don't let him tell you it's in the glove compartment." " The guy was really frozen?" " Like a Popsicle." " They're keeping him on a stick till spring." " Hah!" "Glad I didn't go." "I..." "I can't hear you!" "I said the snowmobile papers are in the glove compartment." "Get the customs office to send me a copy." "We can't get you new equipment until our file is complete." "All right." "You'll have them by the end ofthe week." "Great." "You've made me a very happy insurance person." "Thank you." " All right." "Goodbye." " DrLaurence?" "Yes?" "Um..." "You don't happen to know how I can get in touch with that diver ofyours?" "Jacques Mayol?" "The last I heard he was in Taormina, at the World Diving Championships." "In Sicily." "Sicily?" "Duffy, we got big problems in Sicily!" " What do you mean?" " Oh, God - the Mafia!" "Cosa Nostra, De Niro, Coppola, Pacino!" "I knew we shouldn't have written that policy!" " What happened?" " The documents are forged." " No!" " Yes!" "The notary is a phoney." "He's got the same signature as the contractor." " Wait, that can't be true!" " Well, it is!" "We must send someone immediately." "Ifwe prove the forgery, maybe we're offthe hook." "There's a plane in four hours to Rome." "From there, it's not far to Sicily." " I'm calling Cordoza." "He'll get us out ofthis." " No!" "I called him." " His son's bar mitzvah is tomorrow." " Oh, damn his son!" " I'll go." " You'd do that?" "!" " Yeah, I'll go." " Oh, thank you!" "I thought it was Spanish you spoke." "Italian's... practically the same thing." "Thanks a lot!" "(announcement in Italian)" "Mayol..." "Mayol..." "No reservation." " Are you sure?" " Positive, sir." "This is the Hotel San-Domenico?" "Yes, it has been so for 127 years." "(air horn)" "(tyres screech)" "Be careful ofthat car." "It's a new paintjob." "OK?" "Contessa!" "Avanti, avanti!" "Ah!" "Jacques!" "Giacomino, my friend!" "My brother!" "So, you finally decided to join us." "You did the right thing." "Paolo, come stai?" "C'è la chiave." "You remember my little brother Roberto?" " Hi." " Hi, Roberto." " What room have you got?" " I haven't got one." "You don't have a room?" "Paolo!" "What did I just hear?" "I call you to reserve a room for my friend Jacques Mayol... ..and you treat him like a stranger!" " It's OK, Enzo." "I'll go somewhere else." " Not only is he a very special friend." "But he is one ofthe best divers in the world." "And you sling him out!" "Are you crazy or what?" "Stupido!" "Drop it, Enzo." "I'll find something." "(keys jingle)" "Take mine." "I'll take the Countess's suite." "She told me she was leaving for the cemetery." "She'll be more comfortable there!" "Ha!" "I'm glad you're here." "So, after all these years, you must have lots of questions to ask me." "Am I right?" "Yeah, sure, lots of questions." "Well, what are they?" "I don't know how to ask the questions." " Are you married?" " (laughs) No, no, no, no, no!" "No." "Me neither." "Because of my mother." "She's a curse, my mother." "Tornado." "Stubborn as a mule." "Ti ricorda, no?" "I was engaged for a week." "After, Mamma was so mad, the pasta was bouncing offthe walls!" "So, not married." "Good for you." "You play the field, like me." "A girl in every port, huh?" " After all, we're men!" " Damn right!" "That's what I tell them when people say you've turned into a fish." "People say that?" "Forget it!" "I was joking!" "Ah!" "La Madonna!" "(sniggers)" "I'll bet you my watch that she's in my bed tonight." "Hello!" "(squeals with mock surprise)" " You know each other?" " Yes!" " Enzo Molinari." "This is a great pleasure." " Johana Baker." "Nice to meet you." "This is... a coincidence!" "It's unbelievable!" "All the way out here!" "It's incredible!" "I can't believe it!" "Oh." "Uh..." "Would you like to sit down?" "Yes." "Thank you." " I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" " No, not at all." "Emilio!" "Vieni qui!" " You staying at the hotel?" " It's full." "But they recommended a pensione." " All of Taormina is full." " It's the Free Diving World Championship." "I am, by the way, world champion." " What are you doing in Sicily?" " I was doing an insurance claim in Palermo... ..and decided to take a few days off, see the island." "There is no place in the world more beautiful than Sicily." "Spaghetti delmare for the super-dedicated insurance agent." "Oh, no, no, no." "Thank you." "Just a coffee." "No, you should try it." "It's good." "OK." "As I was saying earlier, I am the world champion free diver." "Some people say it's the most virile sport in the world." "One has to admit that seeing those men... ..diving headfirst in that deep blue sea, all muscles contracted..." " Enzo..." " What?" "!" " Mamma?" " Dove?" "Aspetta." "She'll kill me if she catches me eating pasta in a restaurant." "Mangia, mangia." "Mangia!" "Bullshit." "Eat!" "Mamma!" "Tu credi che io possa portare da sola tutti questibagagli?" "Mamma..." "Roberto and an elevator." "Isn't that enough?" " Che cosa haimangiato tu oggi?" " Coffee only." "I am diving tomorrow." "Ah!" "Remember little Jacques?" "Jacques Mayol?" "His friend" " Johana." "She is beautiful, no?" "Spaghetti delmare!" "Oh, thank you very much!" "Mm!" "I'm so hungry!" "Ha!" "Mm, it's good." "Americana?" "Benvenuta!" "This is it." "It's... great!" "So, you're gonna be really busy these days, huh?" "I don't know." "Why?" "I..." "Because I..." "I don't know." "I just thought..." "You have the competition, interviews." "A competition like this requires a great deal of concentration..." "Doesn't it?" "Yeah." "You can put down the bags now." "Thanks." " (airhorn)" " Jacques!" "Johana!" "We have to get ready for the ceremony." "The Tahitian is the new world champion." "I'm tired." "I don't feel like it." "Roberto, the jacket." " This one?" " Yes." "Very good." "What about the shoes?" "Very chic." " Well, you don't have anything else, do you?" " No." "Then it's very chic." "Avanti." "Hi." "Hi." " (mike feedback)" " Ladies and gentlemen,... ..your attention, please." "André Bonnet, president ofthe lnternational Diving Championship Committee... (whispers) E basta dimangiare!" "..this trophy to the new world champion." "This afternoon, our new champion descended to the remarkable depth... ..of 310 feet." "A one-day hero." "(presenter) Mr President, ifyou please..." "A new world record." "That's great." "It gives me something to beat tomorrow." " Have you ever been to Tahiti?" " No." "I'll take you there." "We'll live in the sun." "You'll cook fresh fish... ..and we'll make love under the coconut trees." "Hey, wait." "How about you do the cooking?" "And... uh... you forgot the hula." "Excuse me." "He looks strange, doesn't he?" "Like a baby who just learned to walk." " Have you known him long?" " For ever." "We used to live on the same island in Greece, when we were kids." " What was he like when he was little?" " Little." "Very little." "That is, compared to me." " I get it, Enzo." "You were a superior child." " Exactly." "What is it, Johana?" "You are so crazy about him, you don't see the truth?" "Don't think ofJacques as a human being." "He is from another world." "And just what world are youfrom, Enzo?" "Italia!" "OK." "(whispers) ltalia." "And now, my friends,... ..you are all invited for a drink around the swim pool." "Today, at lunch, you asked me if I had any questions." "Ah!" "You finally want to know about women!" " Are they what's most important?" " No." "It depends." "Sometime they are." "What exactly do you want to know?" "Everything." "Everything about what?" "About everything." "Mamma mia!" "(plays piano)" "So, between Mamma, Roberto and Alfredo,... ..we yell and scream all day long." "Except with Angelica." "She just cries." "And then, finally, we all end up kissing." "Can you explain that to me?" "(hits keys) Huh?" "Because that's what love is all about." "It's a pain in the ass,... ..but it keeps us together." "A large... ..and beautiful..." "(hits high note)" "..family." "(Enzo plays wistful tune)" "Enzo..." "Yeah?" "We've gotta quit this competition." "Why?" "Cos... ifwe don't,... ..l'm gonna beat you." "(Enzo plays upbeat tune)" "(laughs) Do you hear that?" "(crunches ice)" " What?" " He looks me in the eye... ..like some fucking goldfish... ..and says... "l'm gonna beat you."" "(Jacques andJohana giggle drunkenly)" "That's what you guys are here for." "Ha!" "Listen to her!" "That's what he's here for!" "(laughs)" "He's here to lose!" "That's what he's here for." "First of all, I am unbeatable." "Second..." " How old are you?" " Two years younger than you." "As I said,... ..second of all, you're too skinny." "You've got tiny lungs." "I still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick." "The size ofthe lungs has nothing to do with it." "The size ofthe lungs has nothing to do with it." "How long can you hold your breath?" "Longer than you." "Ah..." "We'll see." " Come stai, Enzo!" " Figlio mio!" "Sono la madre!" "Hey!" "Take it easy!" "Jesus!" "What, are you nuts?" "(door slams)" "Come on, let me help you with this." " Who won?" " What?" "The Asshole Award?" "Let me tell you, it was a tie." "Acting like a pair oftwo-year-olds." "You could've died in that pool." "(groans)" "Stop moving." "You're rocking the boat." "Luckily, I was there to save you." "My wallet." " It's here." " No, no." "I wanna show you." "Give it to me." "Sit down." "That's my family." "What kind of man... ..has such a family?" "(Jacques sobs)" "It's OK." "It's all right." "(Jacques walls)" "(sighs)" " Enzo!" " Sì!" "Avanti, avanti." "All the medics are looking for you, Enzo." "I am meditating!" "Can't you see?" "Jacques does two hours ofyoga before going down!" "I can have a five-minute nap!" "Mr Molinari, I am sorry,... ..but you cannot dive in this state of exhaustion." "What do you know about the sea?" "Nothing!" "So you just take your tubes and your tin cans away." "The sea is mine." "I know when she is ready for me and when she isn't." "And today she is ready." "Capisci?" "You dive at your own risk." "Ah!" "Bravo." "(controlled panting)" "One minute!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "Your pants are too big for me." "Where are they?" "(giggles)" "Thank you." " Where is everybody?" " They're gone." "(Jacques) Something's wrong." "You can't do that." "What's the matter?" "I don't understand." "I've tried for two days." "They won't eat." "They won't perform." "Since we got a new one." "(dolphin whistles)" "It's finished for today." "She's a new one." "How can you tell it's a female?" "(dolphin clicks)" "It's the way she moves." "(whistles)" "Hey!" "Jacques!" "(screams)" "Help!" "Porca miseria." "Jacques, help me!" "(Johana giggles)" "Really..." "(whistling and clicking)" "(crowd) Enzo!" "Enzo!" "Enzo!" "(cheering andshouting)" " (Jacques) Enzo!" " Ah..." "Jacques!" "Johana!" "Don't be sad." "I only took back what was mine." "Here." "A present." "Tonight we're having a little party among ourselves." "Eight o'clock in my suite." "(knocks)" "Mr Roberto, tell your brother to be reasonable." "Everybody's waiting for him upstairs." "(Roberto) He can't!" "He's indisposed!" "Shall we call a doctor?" "No, no!" "La Mamma, she is trying something!" "(door shuts)" "Oh, Mr Mayol, help us." "He refuses to receive his medal, and everybody's waiting for him." " I'll do my best." " That's very kind ofyou." "It's Jacques!" "Jacques!" "My friend!" "Come on in!" "Mr Molinari, allow me to impress upon you... ..the importance ofyour attending the award ceremony... ..for the press." "I think my brother told you I was indisposed." "That should do it, no?" "I am allowed to be indisposed, right?" "So you just go tell the press that the big Enzo Molinari,... ..overwhelmed by his inspiring descent of 324 feet,... ..will not be able to receive his trinket... ..because he is..." " Hm?" " ..he is..." "Indisposed!" "Bravi!" "Jacques, my friend!" " Why don't you go pick up your medal?" " Ah, because pasta should be eaten al dente!" "Let me know how you find it." "(Johana) Duffy!" "Yes, I'm here." "I can hardly hear you." "Almost everything is... yeah." "Two... maybe three days." "But, um..." "No, I'm in a restaurant." "What?" "OK, I'll call you back." "I promise." "Tomorrow." "OK." "OK." "Yes!" "My office in New York." "It's really busy back there." "I have so much work to do." "Is it good?" " Do you want some?" " Oh, no." "Buon appetito, signorina." "Thank you." "Ah..." "Jacques!" "What's the matter?" "I have to ask you a favour." "Hey, we're not stealing a dolphin, eh?" "No." "I told you, we're just helping one out." " Trying to help one out?" " Yes!" "Good." " Buona sera." " Buona sera." "(dolphin whistles)" "(Johana gasps)" "(Enzo) Taormina by night!" "Lucky dolphin, eh?" "(dolphin whistles)" "Yeah!" "Stairs!" "(dolphin clicks)" "(Enzo whistles)" "(dolphin whistles)" "(dolphin whistles and clicks)" "You can stop that now." "She has all the water she needs." "(Enzo) All right, we did it!" "Let's go back to the party." "(dolphin whistles)" "Jacques!" "(dolphin whistles and clicks)" "Five minutes, that's all!" "OK?" "Well, then..." "Good night." "Night." " Good night, Jacques." " Good night." "You don't need a stretcher to take her with you." " You know that?" " What?" "Dolphins aren't the only ones who don't feel very good sometimes." "Jacques!" "Can I..." "Yeah." "Good." "You really do have a few things to learn about women." "(breathes deeplyandholds breath)" "(Johana) What do those guys do?" "They are paramedics." "They wait at 200 feet." "And him?" "That is the diver who goes below 300 feet." "He dives with a helium-oxygen mixture." "Compressed air is too dangerous." "Three minutes!" " It's fantastic!" " Ha vinto?" "360 feet!" "Yes!" "Enzo!" "(Enzo) Congratulations, Jacques." "It's wonderful." "I'm happy for you." "Here." "Here." " What is it?" " Little presents." "Nothing much." "I knew it." "I just knew it." " Do you still collect them?" " Mm-hm." "You don't have that one, do you?" "No." "It's beautiful." "Thank you." "It's nothing." "I knew it." "I told Roberto." "He's very good, that little Frenchman." "Very good." " Is this a poem?" " No, it's a recipe for spaghetti frutti delmare." "Ha!" "Thank you." "You see?" "I was right in getting you out here." "You're a world champion, my friend." "It's a measuring tape." "You see?" "This is your record." "Three feet more than mine." "Looking at it from here, it doesn't look like much, does it?" "Keep your little measuring tape, my friend." "It will be a nice souvenir when I beat you next." "(dolphin whistles)" "(dolphin whistles)" "Jacques?" "God!" "Did you have a nice night?" "Yeah." "I was with the dolphin." "All night?" "Yeah." " With the dolphin?" " Yeah." "I gotta get back to New York." "Because I have myjob, I have my work and my..." "life." "Will you take me to the train station?" "(clicking)" "(thunder)" "(train conductor's whistle)" "(announcement in Italian)" "Jacques!" "If you're ever in New York, give me a call, OK?" "Jacques!" " Can I come in?" " No problem." "I enjoy talking in my sleep." "Wake me up at 11." "(Enzo murmurs)" "Why are you always talkin'?" "Nobody's interested in what you're talkin' about." "So just stop talkin'!" "Other people have things to say!" "Understand?" "Stop talkin'!" "It's bullshit!" " She's gone?" " Yes, she's gone!" "Hey, I'm gonna take care ofyou." "I've got ajob, on an oil rig." "No sweat." "I'm taking you along." "OK?" "Come on, get your bags packed." "You're coming with me." "You stupid bastard." "(laughs)" "We'll make a great team, the two of us." "You'll see." "OK?" "(sighs)" "(alarm)" "(clinking)" "100 feet." "(Enzo blows his nose)" "You're still thinking about her." "Don't think about her any more." "There are so many women in the world." "Plenty ofwomen everywhere." "Right?" "Smoking is absolutely forbidden." "It isn't lit yet." "You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board." "Listen, we're not supposed to piss, either." "But that doesn't stop you from carrying iton board." "The rules are the rules." "What's your name again?" "Noireuter." "And where did you say you were from?" "Brussels." "Hah!" "Bella città, bella città." "200." "I was 17." "I loved her so much, I tried to die for her." "Two years later,... ..l couldn't even remember her name." "Let me tell you,... ..time erases everything." "I don't want to erase anything." "450 feet." "End ofdescent." "(high-pitched) We'll be left here for 50 minutes." "(high-pitched) What's with the voice?" "It's nothing." "Maybe the helium is up too high." "(blast ofgas)" " (high-pitched) Does the voice come back?" " For others, yes." "For you..." "Who knows?" "(high-pitched) Try speaking to me." "(high-pitched) I don't find this funny." "We were having a serious conversation!" "(Enzo laughs) Mamma mia!" "(Noireuter) It's OK for the helium." "Here, give me your finger." "Uh..." "Is that alcohol?" "That's reallyforbidden!" "Hey, do you have any other complaints?" "Make a list and we'll stick it on the porthole." "OK?" " Suck your finger." " Stop kidding around." "It's..." "It's dangerous at this pressure - alcohol." "Enzo, it's very deep down here." "Come on, suck your finger." "Ah, you'll be seeing mermaids everywhere." "(laughs giddily)" "A thousand commanders and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!" "(Enzo andJacques laughing)" "Are we clear?" "(Enzo laughing andmumbling incoherently)" "(Jacques talks gibberish andgiggles)" " (drunken laughter)" " Can you hear me?" "(drunkenly humming a waltz)" "(rustling)" "I didn't get the fucking commercial." "So, did you see a therapist?" "Yeah." "What did he say?" "He said I have a decision to make." "The answer is within me." "And you paid for that?" "Yeah." "What did you decide?" "Nothing." "(sighs) Jesus, Jo, you're driving me crazy with this already!" "You don't wanna go shopping or talk about my career... ..or do anything you used to wanna do!" "All you wanna do is talk about this guy that you don't even know!" "Just make the fucking decision!" "OK." "Heads - stay, tails - go." "OK?" "Stay." "Good." "Bad." "Very bad." "We weren't being cheated by the Mafia anyway - except you." "Duffy, I know you think I'm a terrible person." "I'm not a terrible person." "I fell in love." "I mean, I really fell in love." "Do you understand?" "I understand..." "I could have you arrested for fraud." "I'd be happy to pay you back, but I just don't have the money right now." " Ifyou dock my salary, say, $20 a week..." " Don't be cute, Johana." " I guess this is where you fire me." " You're right!" "You're fired." "Thanks." "All right, who is this guy?" "This lucky guy." "Remember Laurence in Peru?" "It's one of his divers." " The Popsicle stick?" " Yeah." "No, it's a different guy." "Well, I'm happy for you." "Good luck." "(phone rings)" "Hello." "Jacques?" "It's Johana." "How are you?" "Good." "I got fired." "I got this job with Enzo." "We got fired, too." "(laughs) Really?" "It's strange." "Talk to me some more." "It's hard." "I don't know what else to say." "You're so far away." "Tell me a story." "A story?" "Do you know how it is..." "Do you know what you're supposed to do to meet a mermaid?" "No." "You go down to the bottom ofthe sea... ..where the water isn't even blue any more... ..and the sky is only a memory... ..and you float there, in the silence,..." "..and you stay there... ..and you decide... that you'll die for them." "Only then do they start comin' out." "They come, and they greet you, and theyjudge the love you have for them." "If it's sincere,... ..if it's pure,..." "..they'll be with you... ..and take you away for ever." "I like that story." "What is it?" "I think I love you." "You live here?" "Yeah." "Sometimes." " Who's that?" " That's my Uncle Louis." "I can't get him out ofthe bathtub." "Sorry." "(Louis gasps forbreath)" "Assassin!" "Uncle Louis!" "This is my friend Johana!" "Hi!" "Johana is visiting me!" "He's a bit deaf." "He's 75." "It's very nice to meet you, Uncle Louis!" "(moans)" "(Louis takes deep breath andsubmerges)" "(# "Ride ofthe Valkyries" by Wagner)" "(music continues playing)" "So, where are you from, Henrietta?" "Johana!" "New York!" "New York?" "What kind of name is that?" " No, l-l'm from New York." " Oh, yeah!" "(Louis) The best legs are from New York!" "Uncle Louis..." "Johana is my friend." "She's come to... stay with me... ..for a while." "Good." "That way I'll see more ofyou." "Where are you gonna stay?" " Here." " Here?" "ln my apartment?" "It's myapartment." "Liar!" "Cheat!" "Torturer!" "Uncle Louis, go back to your bathtub." "I'm going to put a lock on the telephone." "Have some more wine, Uncle Louis." "Thank you, Henrietta." "(whispers) I'll change my name." "This is, uh... ..my room." "Enzo phoned." "He's coming over next week for another competition." "Great." "Are you gonna compete, too?" "Yeah." "Are you sure you'll be all right here?" "It's not like him to be late." "Of course, sometimes he doesn't show up at all." "Two dollars?" "!" "You didn't even need to catch the fish!" "It died of cancer!" "(air horn)" "Hello!" "Enzo!" "Jacques!" "Johana!" "Where did you get that?" "That?" "This is not a "that"." "This is Bonita Mariposa, the famous Spanish actress,... ..who is going to be very careful with the varnish..." " Hello, darling!" " ..and who is spending a few days with us." " Hi." " I'm Bonita." " Where is Mamma?" " You have eight hours before she gets here." "Va bene." " (# "Ride ofthe Valkyries"plays loudly)" " He's really going totally deaf." "I'm not as deaf as you are blind!" "You take care ofyour eyes, and I'll take care of my ears!" "I'm sorry, Uncle Louis. (laughs)" "Come on, drink up, my boy!" "Grazie." "(knocking)" "Hey, tell me, what century are you in?" "Second." "(knocking)" "I'm glad you're here." "Thank you." "What's going on here?" "We're listening to some music." "With Enzo." "Come on in." " This is Dr Laurence." " Ah!" "So, you must be the famous Enzo Molinari." "In the flesh!" "I have that honour." "(Johana) God..." "I'm getting wrinkles." "Mm-hm." "And I'm getting pimples." "So, are you gonna live here permanently?" "I don't know." "Things have happened so fast." "We haven't even talked about it." "You're very much in love." "I can tell." "Yeah, I am." "You have that look." "The look of a woman who wants a baby." "Baby?" "!" "Oh, no..." "I..." "I haven't even thought of having a baby." "God, we're just... starting to get to know each other." "It'd be really..." "Do I really?" "Well, maybe he's not quite ready, but... ..he's a nice guy, sensitive." "Well, I can't have a baby by myself." "Why not?" "I have a baby." "I loved his father." "We're not together any more but... ..l have his baby." "At the end, you do it alone anyway." "Enzo!" "Cu!" "Cucù!" "Via, via." "Enzo Molinari for classification." "Enzo!" "Ciao." "What was his last time?" "I don't know, but it was really long." "(clunk)" "Hey, that's not bad." "Bravo, Enzo." "Magnifico." "Bravissimo." "Enzo!" "Vai, vai." "Very good, Enzo." "Very good." "Aaargh!" "So what?" "Anybody can have a bad day." "Well, I've had many, when the sea doesn't want you." "It's never the sea." "It's Mamma, Roberto, that stupid actress!" "Don't break my balls." "Anyway, I have something to tell you." " I'm pregnant." " (Sally) Argh!" "You're kidding!" "I knew you were gonna do that!" "Because..." "No, I'm kidding." "No." "No, I wish I was." "I'll call you back tomorrow, OK?" "I promise." "(Johana hangs up) Hi." "Did you have a nice day?" "Enzo had a bad day." "Did you dive?" "No, it didn't feel right." "It's a cute baby, huh?" "I love that baby." "(takes deep breath)" "(cheering)" "(low whistle)" "Il campione delmondo!" "Bravo, Enzo, bravo." "Let them try." "(men) Bravo!" "(alarm)" "(alarm)" "(alarm)" "Is he OK?" "(man shouts ordering Japanese)" "OK." "Yes." "(shouts in Japanese)" "Enzo!" "(takes deep breath)" "(men shout encouragement)" "What are they doing?" "I don't know." "(clears throat)" "D'accord." "No!" "(shouting in Japanese)" "(shouting)" "Great time!" "Benissimo!" " Merci." " Monsieur." "How was it?" "It was dangerous." "380 feet,... ..four minutes and 50 seconds underwater." "Great." "Enzo!" "Giacomino!" "Congratulations!" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Bravo, Enzo!" "Mio figlio, bravo!" "(clapping continues)" "Now..." "Now..." "I am sure you heard some people suggest it is too dangerous for us to continue." "Dangerous because we don't know how to measure... ..the physiological consequences of this type of dive." "And also because the scuba divers are not used to going down below 300 feet." " But..." " Cosa dice?" "..we asked the free divers,... ..and they all insist... ..that the competition continue." "(clapping)" "Bravo." "Good luck to you all." "Good luck." "(breathes deeply)" "One minute!" "Three!" "Two!" "One!" "You can't stay here!" "Do you see him?" "Hey!" "Do you see him?" "!" "Jacques!" "(clapping and cheering)" "Bravo, Jacques!" "Bravo!" " (bleep)" " Thank you." "400 feet." " 400 feet!" " (cheering)" "Hoo-hoo!" "Bravo, Jacques!" "You all right?" "(Johana) I'll be right there!" "Hi!" "Come on in." "No." "I wanted to say goodbye." " You're leaving?" " Yeah." "Could you please give this to Enzo?" "OK." "It's no use." "Just tell him I said goodbye, and give him a kiss for me." "OK?" " Promise?" " Promise." "Maybe you shouldn't give up so easily." "Here's a present for you." "It's your baby." "Yeah." "Believe me, it will change your life,... ..only for the better." "You take care ofyourself, Johana." "You, too." "Bye-bye." "Bye." "Bye." "(whistles)" "(whistling and clicking)" "(whistles)" "Thank you." "Thank you." "(whistling continues)" "Welcome to Greece, Jacques!" "How are you?" "Welcome, Johana." "Have a good trip?" "OK, let me give you all the information." "Come with me." "Oh..." "This is making me sick." "(sighs) Why?" "Would you give me a glass ofwater?" "(door opens)" "Nervous about the competition?" "No." "What's it feel like when you dive?" "It's a feeling of slipping without falling." "The hardest thing is when you hit the bottom." "Why?" "Because you have to find a good reason to come back up." "And I have a hard time finding one." "Well, we have the same problem." "Why?" "Because I have a hard time finding a good reason to stay." "I found one." "Ciao, Enzo!" "Ciao." "Enzo." "Is he here?" "Yeah." "Good." "It scares me when you look at the sea like that." "I used to dive here when I was a boy." "I have something I want to talk to you about." "Not here." "OK." "Can we talk here?" "Let's talk about myworld." "My world is you." "I love you." "I wanna live with you." "I wanna have a baby with you." "I wanna have a house with you." "A car with you." "A dog with you." "You know?" "Jacques, I think I might be pregnant!" "Did you hear me?" "Jacques?" "Jacques?" "Jacques!" "JAAAAAACQUES!" "God...!" "(Enzo playingpiano)" "Tomorrow is going to be a big day." "When I analysed the data from Mayol's last dive, it became apparent." "At the depths these men are diving, it is a physiological impossibility... ..that they could retain enough oxygen to make it to the surface." "The pressure is so strong, it stops the oxygen from circulating through the body." "To attempt to break Mayol's record now... ..is simple suicide." "Do you understand?" "Yes, I understand." "Today is just training." " Molinari is a 17-time world champion." " Three minutes!" "Do you want to tell him he can't dive?" "Ah." "Cancel the competition." "Two minutes!" "Get Mayol in here." "(short, sharp breaths)" "One minute!" "(slower, deeperbreaths)" "They wanna cancel the competition." "For a while." "Why?" "It's not safe, they say." "The doctors say... ..we can't go deeper and survive." "You say that because you have the title." "No." "I would never cheat you." "That's very nice ofyou." "Oh, Jesus!" "I told you to tell him not to go!" "It's not my fault!" "I told him!" " No, no, no!" " And then they die!" "No!" "Ma che volete?" "È la prima volta che organizzo un torneo!" "(alarm)" "No..." "No..." "Wonderful!" "(alarm stops)" "Get away!" "(Jacques) Will you get away?" "!" "Goddamn it!" "Get away!" " Give him some time!" "Leave him alone!" " Out!" "(Laurence) Clear off!" "You were right." "About what?" "It's much better down there." "It's a better place." "Push me back in the water." "No, I can't." "Jacques..." "Take me back down." "Please." "(wails) No!" "Oh, look!" "Up with the arms..." "Over the top..." "Come on, Jacques." "Let's get a heartbeat." "Come on, Jacques!" "Come on, Jacques." "Come on, Jacques!" "Come back, Jacques!" "Come on!" "(distorted) Come on, Jacques!" "(distorted voices)" "Jacques!" "Stay with us!" "(violent howl)" " (Jacques gags)" " Good." "Good." "Good boy." "Very good." "Here." "Better to sleep." "We'll talk later." "You sleep now." "(whispers) I love you." "Doctor Laurence..." "This just arrived for you." "I wasn't on the boat." "The only time in 20 years,... ..and I wasn't on the boat." "I must go now." "La Mamma." "I know this isn't a good time for this but... ..l have the results ofyour test here." "Yes, you're pregnant." "Are you happy?" " Yes." " Good." "I'm happy." "I'm scared,... ..but I'm happy." "So... ..no more ouzo." "No more cigarettes." " You take care." " Thank you." "(whispers) Jacques?" "God..." "Laurence!" "Novelli!" "What is it?" "Talk to me!" "Dr Laurence!" "Jacques!" "Jacques!" "OK." "Wait a minute." "Let's talk to Laurence." "What are you doing?" "Please, please don't do this." "Look, don't do this!" "Why are you doing this?" "!" "Jacques..." "Just talk to me!" "I've got to go and see." "See what?" "There's nothing to see, Jacques!" "It's dark down there!" "It's cold!" "You'll be alone!" "And I'm here!" "I'm real!" "I exist!" "Jacques..." "I love you." "Jacques..." "I'm pregnant." "Didn't you hear me?" "(Johana sobs)" "Go." "Go and see, my love." "# No regrets" "# No tears" "# Onlya strange feeling" "# Slipping withoutfalling" "# I'm trying another world" "# Where the water's notblue anymore" "# Anotherreality" "# Oh, mybaby, llove you" "# My ladyblue" "# I'm looking forsomething" "# Thatl'llneverreach" "# I'llsee eternity" "# No more sun" "# No more wind" "# Onlya strange feeling" "# Living withoutmoving" "# I'm trying another world" "# And the skyslowly fades in mymind" "# Justlike a memory" "# No more reasons" "# No fears" "# Only this strange feeling" "# Giving without thinking" "# Mybaby, llove you" "# My ladyblue" "# I'm looking forsomething" "# I'llneverreach" "# Oooh" "# Baby, llove you" "# My ladyblue" "# I'm searching forsomething" "# Thatl'llneverreach" "# I'llsee eternity" "Subtitles by Tom Bannink" "ENGLISH"

"Freely inspired by the works and letters of Paul Claudel, the letters of Camille Claudel, and the medical records of Camille Claudel." "Originally from Villeneuve in the Aisne, Camille Claudel is a sculptress, born in 1864, the sister of the writer Paul Claudel, who is 4 years her junior." "Student then mistress of Auguste Rodin for 15 years, until 1895 when she left." "In 1913, after the death of her father, and after 10 years spent reclusively in a workshop in Quai Bourbon in Paris, her family admitted her, for mental problems, to the hospital at Ville Evrard near Paris, then to the south of France," "to an asylum in the Vaucluse." "1915, Montdevergues Asylum, near Avignon." "Miss Claudel, please." "Come on, we'll run a bath." "You are too dirty." "Come and have your bath." "It will do you good." "No fuss today, Miss Claudel." "Here." "You are always dirty." "You need to wash." "Come." "Every time it's the same." "Here." "See this completely dirty hand, Miss Claudel." "And it soothes you." "Miss, what are you doing here?" "You are not with the others?" "Return with the others." "Miss Claudel!" "Doctor, please." "Miss Claudel has the authorisation to prepare meals." "Because of the fear of being poisoned." "Oh dear." "It's wet." "My ears..." "I can lunch in the courtyard?" "Yes." "Miss Claudel could you care for Miss Lucas?" "Come." "Thank you." "What are you doing?" "You're watching me cry?" "What's going on?" "Thank you, Miss Claudel." "OK, Miss Claudel?" "Come on, I'll walk you to your room." "Miss Claudel..." "Miss, what happened in the kitchen this morning?" "I was told you threatened to slap the intern." "He doesn't know the risk he runs." "He tried to take me." "I've the right to make my meals, like you said." "Yes." "You have the authorisation, but it is exceptional." "This is for your good." "I know." "Anyway, some good news for you:" "Saturday." "Your brother, Paul Claudel will come to visit you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "My God..." "My God..." "I want nothing else than to be in a house nearby." "My little Paul..." "Make it end..." "I find my dear labour." "Hallelujah." "Hallelujah." "God's Glory and all His saints." "He prayed for His saints..." "Five apostles arrived in Bethlehem to save Jesus." "There was Rome, the Romans, the time of the Romans..." "Hallelujah." "Madame Danielle, you will get into trouble." "You shouldn't stay here." "What are you doing there?" "You have nothing to do in the school." "Hallelujah." "That's it." "You're all there?" "The meal is ready; you can enter." "Place ​​yourselves there, please." "Come on, now." "Fine." "Bravo." "Here." "Come with me, please." "Come, Miss." "About the meals for next week - three residents less." "Very well, my sister." "Miss, do not be afraid." "Nobody here wants to poison you." "Miss?" "What's your name?" "Blanc." "You..." "You'll post a letter for me in the village, in secret?" "You have an address where I can send the letter from?" "My mother's: the Widow Blanc Tour Philippe-le-Bel, Moriere-les-Avignon." "Thank you." "My dear Henriette," "This is very far away as I write." "No longer my cute little studio in Paris." "Since I was abducted from my place I often tried to communicate with you." "But I'm watched night and day, like a criminal." "I do not know if this letter will reach you." "I was interned at Ville Evrard then, under the pretext of war, at Montdevergues, near Avignon." "I've suffered to be torn from my studio to be locked in these horrible houses." "My cousin Charles tried to get me out but since then I haven't any more news." "Dear Henriette if you could give me news of you and your children, you'd make me happy." "Do not talk of my letter, I have some trouble." "If you want to answer me, use this address:" "Widow Blanc Tour Philippe-le-Bel, Moriere-les-Avignon." "This person was good enough to help me." "Send ​​a large envelope to this address with another inside, smaller, and in my name." "Accept my very sincere wishes to you and your dear children." "Paul tells me that he comes on Saturday." "I'm not desperate to get out of here one day." "So, Miss?" "How are you today?" "There is a delivery for me?" "No." "Today, we have nothing for you." "Well, my sister." "I entrust you." "Miss." "So, Miss?" "How are you?" "How are things going?" "I'm here without knowing why." "How long will it last, this joke?" "Longer still?" "I'd like to know." "I am incarcerated as a criminal." "Worse." "No lawyer nor my family want to help me out of this hell." "I am deprived of freedom fire food and basic amenities." "It's made me into what you want." "Even my parents abandoned me." "They respond to my complaints by complete silence." "This is awful, to be abandoned in this manner." "I cannot resist the grief that overwhelms me." "Mum and my sister have kidnapped me in a most comprehensive fashion." "No letter, no visit." "They stake a lot that I'll never get out of here." "They take my legacy." "So you blame me?" "Having lived all alone?" "Having spent my life with cats?" "They have a mania of persecution." "These fine gentlemen pounced on me to seize all my works and let me spend as long as possible in prison." "They are eager to turn this poor woman who'd be for them a living accusation an annoying phantom of their crime." "If there is no danger, they do not let me out." "It's Rodin who has this in his claws." "It's Rodin who used them to seize my workshop." "He holds them in his claws they cannot move without his permission." "For a long time, it was fixed in such a way that I could not dare leave the house." "As soon as I was absent, gentlemen came home searched in my books and took my sketches." "It's Rodin, preparing to do the same job." "He found in them accomplices and an excuse." "Please do what you can to free me." "I have no intention of claiming." "I'm not strong enough for that." "I live in my corner, as I have always done." "The life I lead here does not suit me." "This is too hard for me." "Sorry to tell you so frankly." "Yet your relationship with Rodin stopped 20 years ago." "Fine." "We'll see you next week, Miss." "Miss Pierre, we must return." "Miss Pierre?" "Not I." "Miss." "No!" "Miss Pierre..." "Hello, Miss Claudel." "Miss Lucas." "Miss Lucas, do you want Miss Claudel to come with us?" "You'll just walk with us, Miss Claudel?" "Come on, come with us." "Come walk." "Come with us." "Lift the feet, please." "Raise the feet well." "We'll soon be there, Miss." "Come on, ladies." "You'll get there soon." "This is very good." "Sing with me." "Come on, we're going home." "Look where you put your feet." "You know the text by heart." "Now I want your gestures." "A very gallant Don Juan and Miss Charlotte a little wary." "Go." "Hello, Mrs. peasant." "Don Juan, your gesture." "Gallantly." "Charlotte, step back a little." "There." "Perfect." "Hello, Mrs. peasant." "Hello, Sir." "From where do you come?" "From the village." "What's your name?" "Charlotte." "Don Juan." "I, Don Juan." "Start again." "Hello, Mrs. peasant." "Hello, Sir." "From where do you come?" "From the village." "What's your name?" "Charlotte." "I, I..." "Don Juan." "You have beautiful eyes." "You have beautiful eyes, a beautiful face." "Give me your hand." "No, my hands are dirty." "You have beautiful hands." "There, that's Scene 1." "Now we will tackle Scene 2." "Hello, Mrs. peasant." "No!" "Will you marry me?" "But no." "I thought that we were starting again." "No, no repeats." "We're tackling Scene 2." "Are you married?" "No." "But soon, with Pierrot." "What?" "Will you marry a farmer?" "Never, I love you too." "Will you marry me?" "No." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Again." "Will you marry me?" "Will you marry me?" "Yes." "Not immediately." "Not now, Charlotte." "Will you marry me." "You have already said that." "She said yes." "Then she said no." "And after, I'll know more." "You're a little lost." "Well, we'll go back." "Come on, pick up." "You are Don Juan, and you want to seduce." "Not unless my aunt agrees." "No, no, no." "Charlotte, you just say "No."" "No." "Why?" "Because you have tricked me." "Me, fool you?" "Never." "Me, fool you?" "Never." "I love you, too." "Take that..." "Me, fool you?" "Never." "Look!" "You do not say it to the air, you look there." "But I do look there." "What do I do?" "You look down." "No." "Watch Charlotte." "Look at me." "I'm looking at you." "I'm doing that." "Me, fool you?" "Never." "Me, fool you?" "Never." "I love you, too." "Will you marry me?" "Repeat: "Yes..."" "Yes, but... provided provided that you do not deceive me." "Never, I love you too." "Will you marry me?" "No. "Kiss me." Kiss Me." "Nearer, Don Juan. "Kiss Me."" "Kiss..." "Kiss me." "Charlotte. "Not before marriage."" "Not before marriage." "Give me your hand." "After, I kiss you as you like." "Give me your hand." "You can do better." "After, I kiss you as you like." "No, No, No!" "No, No!" "Get lost!" "I don't want to see you!" "Go!" "I don't want to see you!" "Get lost!" "Get lost!" "Get lost!" "I don't want to see you!" "I don't want to see you!" "Miss Lucas?" "Go!" "What is it?" "Come." "No!" "What's happening, Miss Claudel?" "I cannot stand." "I'm a human being!" "I stand over the cries of all these creatures." "It turns my heart!" "Talk to your brother." "He will visit you tomorrow." "Oh, my God..." "Miss?" "Miss?" "You can help us to leave town?" "Come, I will escort you." "Thank you, Miss." "Amen." "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit." "I'm ready." "This is me." "My God, I am risen and I am still with you." "I slept." "I slept like the dead in the night." "God said, "Let there be light" and I woke up like a cry." "I popped up and I woke up." "I'm up and I start with the day that begins." "My Father who have led me before dawn." "I stand in Your presence." "God." "Who is one in three people relationship on which Christ on the cross." "Verb that everything is word." "What you say, I think." "You are given the word and nailed nails defer the title that I have my hope." "What you say, I think." "I'm the finger in your wound." "The hand in your heart." "You are the Almighty." "You cannot help that I love You." "Know someone, I am close to committed the same crime as you." "She's atoned for 2 years in a nursing home." "Killing a child in an immortal soul." "It's horrible." "How can you live and breathe with such a crime on the conscience?" "Can you be misunderstood?" "Anyway, I do not speak with the indignation of a Pharisee but with the compassion of a brother." "Sunset at the Abby of Frigolet near Tarascon." "Soon to visit my poor sister, Camille, at Montdevergues." "In fact, I am convinced that in most cases called 'madness' it's really possession." "It is curious, in any case, that the almost unique forms are pride and terror delusions of grandeur and delusions of persecution." "She was a great artist and his pride and contempt for the upcoming were without limits." "This is further exaggerated with age and misfortune." "I have the temperament of my sister though a little softer and a bit of a dreamer and without the grace of God my story would have been like that, or worse." "Is it possible to exorcise remotely?" "God told me no... to my entrance to the Benedictines." "If I had really been a saint or hero who knows if I would not have spent also the defense of God and if, despite everything I would not be able to be truly a saint." "Excuse me." "At the time I forgot religion." "I respected him with the ignorance of a savage." "The first light of truth I was given by encountering the books of a great poet." "I owe eternal gratitude and put in a prominent place for my training of thinking:" "Arthur Rimbaud." "Reading "Illuminations" and after a few months, "A Season in Hell" was, for me, a decisive event." "For the first time... these books opened a crack in my materialistic prison and made a vivid, almost physical impression; supernatural." "This was an unfortunate child who, on 25 December 1886 went to Notre Dame de Paris... to attend the offices of Christmas." "I started writing and it seemed that in the masses treated with a superior dilettantism I would find a suitable excitement and the matter of some decadent exercises." "After you." "It is under these provisions that, jostled by crowds I attended high mass with not that much pleasure." "Having nothing better to do, I returned to Vespers." "Children of the masters, dressed in white robes and pupils of the seminary of Saint-Nicolas-du-Chardonnet sang what I later learned to be the "Magnificat"." "I was myself standing in the crowd near the second pillar by the entrance of the choir, to the right, to the side of the sacristy." "And then it happened - the event that dominates my life." "In an instant, my heart was touched, and I believed." "I thought of such a forced membership and such certainty, leaving no doubt since the books, the reasoning the hazards of a restless life could not shake the faith or indeed touch it." "I had, suddenly, the feeling of the innocence the eternal childhood of God... an unspeakable revelation." "I am not a Christian to enjoy the religious sentiment or a kind of mystical pleasure." "I always hated that." "This is why I am a Christian:" "I'm a Christian by obedience and by interest to know what's expected of me." "But I've never had the idea to enjoy God to draw enjoyment or any pleasure whatsoever." "I would have considered it to be quite vile, is it not?" "It seemed to me that God took to solemnly sitting in my heart." "It reminded me of his past favours... and showed me my vocation, made it known." "Invited me to a knowledge deeper and more intimate of himself." "Mr. Claudel, we expect holiness of you." "The secret of holiness is left to God." "To the chapel." "Why?" "We will make a prayer." "We will see God." "What is it, the good God?" "He is in heaven." "This is the one who hears our prayers." "Shh." "Easy." "I'm hurt." "Easy." "My foot!" "Easy." "Hello, Miss Claudel." "You seem happy today." "He's coming, your brother?" "Yes, this afternoon." "Thanks!" "Paul." "Camille." "My little Paul!" "It cries, it bellows it whines, it laughs, it is unbearable!" "These are creatures that even parents do not support." "Why am I here?" "Take me." "Take me from here." "They tried to poison me." "Camille!" "What do you think, Camille?" "What do we do, Mum, Louise and I?" "We do everything for you to get better." "You have the best care when there's a war." "You're wrong." "I'll never cease to be wrong, only cease to be sincere." "Yes..." "I learned you had sent a nice amount of money to Mr. director." "You're right, because he's someone who has a great reputation." "Who has benevolence like the sisters elsewhere." "You try to comfort me you're burden's extraordinary you make an effort for me." "You're raising four kids." "You go to the hotels, you have terrible burdens." "I do not know how you do it." "I am unable to." "But you know, here, it is very difficult to live." "You know, Paul?" "There are rules, ways adapted to live." "This is very difficult, to change these things." "There's too much noise." "You know, I..." "I would like to return to Villeneuve." "I want to live with Mum." "I do not understand why you will not take me." "Here in first, it is unbearable." "I'd rather be in third class." "You see, I saw my diet." "I do not need much money." "It's no use at all." "I'll..." "Talk to the director." "Ask him to deliver me or..." "It's cold here." "There's the wind." "You should tell Mum to come and see me." "I'd like it to be reviewed again." "You'll say?" "Paul?" "Going quickly is not so tiring." "She could do it." "Your wife does not want me, nor the others but I hoped more again." "You do manipulate, Paul." "This is Berthelot." "You know, your friend Berthelot who took all my works." "It seems that my little workshop, my poor furniture my little household and my tools excite their lust." "This is beautiful these millionaires who throw themselves on a helpless artist." "They are 40 times more millionaires." "Imagination." "The feeling, the new the unforeseen that comes from a developed spirit." "The thing being closed to them heads, mouthfuls nervous, obtuse . the light closed forever..." "They need someone to provide for them." "They said:" ""We use a hallucination to find our subjects."" "They are those who have had fundamental recognition and do not give some compensation to the poor woman they deprived of her genius." "Paul..." "Paul..." "This is the exploitation of the woman." "They want to make me sweat blood." "And Rodin." "The diabolical mind of Rodin thinks one thing: steal." "Afraid that I become more than him during life, and without doubt after death." "He wanted them to take me in their claws." "He wanted me to be unhappy." "Oh, there, I am." "This might not disturb you, but it does me, Paul." "I miss much of this slavery." "I'd like to be home and close the door." "So you say: "God "God is good." "God pities the afflicted."" "Let's talk, your God who let me rot in an asylum." "God allows experience, Camille." "He withdrew his hand." "He left us in sin to check the secrets of His wisdom." "His secrets do our due hesitance because we had not enough to convince us." "There is nothing on earth that is like the translation." "Meaning He who is in heaven." "God is everywhere." "In all natural phenomena all of which signifies something of Him." "In all human feelings, Camille." "All human acts." "There is no-one in which he has no interest" "Who he doesn't see." "Who has no connection with him." "Both the good and the bad." "Everything is parable, Camille." "All signifies infinite complexity." "The connections of creatures with their creator." "In reality, Paul it would force me to make sculptures." "Seeing we cannot do it, it gives me trouble." "But not decide that instead." "Promise me you'll hold me and you will not abandon me." "I promise you, Camille." "For 20 years every night, every morning, I pray for you." "I'm still sick, poisoned in the blood." "My body burns, Paul." "This Huguenot Rodin makes me dispense the dose because he hoped to inherit my workshop." "I'll leave you." "Yes." "Can it be that when the war ends, I can go with you?" "I'll sit in the light." "I am peaceful." "Hello." "How is it going?" "What a terrible sadness." "There is no worse job than art." "The genius pays." "What a tragedy!" "What a life!" "The artistic vocation is a very dangerous one and one which few people can resist." "Art addresses faculties of the mind that are very dangerous imagination and sensitivity which can easily make the equilibrium go haywire and lead a life with little aplomb." "At 30 my sister thought that Rodin would not marry." "Everything collapsed around her and reason did not resist." "That was the end of her conscious life." "Yes." "Miss... your sister remains very persecuted." "Always the fear of being poisoned." "With all the genius, life was full of disappointments." "Yes, but Miss Claudel is now calm and docile she misses a lot she wants very strongly to be closer to Paris wanting to live alone in the country." "And I think it might be time to try to satisfy that." "Camille spent the last 29 years of her life in the asylum and died on 19 October 1943, age 79 years." "Buried in a communal grave, her body will never be found." "Dying on 23 February 1955, Paul visited his sister until the end of her life." "He did not attend her funeral at Montdevergues."

"Then I'll begin:" "This story started many thousands of years ago... but it was all over in just seven days," "All that long, long time ago... none of the things we can see now- the sun, the moon, the stars, the earth... the animals and plants- not a single one existed." "Only God existed, and so only He could have created them." "And He did." "[Screaming]" "[Sobs]" "[Panting]" "[Gasping]" "[Laughter]" "MRS mills Simpson:" "What a character he was:" "I wonder whatever became of him ?" "MR TUTTLE:" "Oh, I imagine he's dead like all the rest:" "MRS mills:" "Ah, those were the days:" "[Bell rings]" "Mr Tuttle, your hair:" "[Lock clicks]" "Yes?" "Goodmorning, ma'am:" "We 've come about the" "Oh, yes, ofcourse:" "Come in:" "I wasn't expecting you so soon:" "You are: ?" "I'm Bertha Mills, ma'am:" "And this is Edmund Tuttle:" "Pleased to meetyou, ma'am:" "You must be the gardener:" "That's right:" "The gardener:" "And this young lady is calledLydia:" "Ha ve you had much experience in service?" "Oh, don't let that angel face foolyou, ma'am:" "She's older than she looks:" "Can you iron?" "What's the matter?" "Has the cat got your tongue?" "She can't talk, ma'am:" "The poorlittle mite 's a mute:" "Oh:" "Oh, but she's a goodlittle worker:" "I can promise you that:" "All right:" "All right:" "The other girl I had spoke too much, anyway:" "Follow me:" "Mrs Mills, you and the girl: :" "will sleep in the attic room at the top ofthe stairs:" "Andyou, Mr: :" "Tuttle, ma'am:" "You could sleep in the shed around the back:" "As you can see, the housework has been ratherneglected: :" "since the servants disappeared almost a week ago:" "You mean theyjust vanished?" "GRACE:" "into thin air:" "No notice, nothing:" "They didn 't even collect their wages:" "They: :theyjust left us:" "MRS mills:" "What a strange thing to do:" "GRACE:" "You'll soon find out there are times:" "when this house is not exactly an idealhome:" "Hence my advertisement in the newspaper: :" "requesting honest, hard-working people:" "There 's nobody more honest orhard-working than us:" "Isn't that right, Mr Tuttle ?" "Oh, aye, we 're very honest:" "And, um, very hard-working:" "The kitchen:" "I have breakfast at 8:00:" "the children at 9:00:" "Lunch will be served at 1:00 and dinner at 7: 30:" "MRS mills:" "And the master, ma'am?" "The master went offto war: :" "a year and a halfago:" "I've hadno news since the war ended:" "Which ofyou does the cooking?" "MRS mills:" "I'm so sorry, ma'am:" "Which ofyou does the cooking?" "You'll notice what I'm doing:" "In this house, no doormust be opened: :" "without the previous one being closed first:" "It is vital thatyou remember this:" "It's not as easy as it may seem:" "There are 15 different keys for all ofthe 50 doors:" "depending on which area of the house you're in at the time:" "Mrs Mills, from tomorrow onwards:" "I will be leaving a set ofkeys in your charge:" "Yes, ma'am:" "The music room:" "That oldpiano was already here when we movedin:" "Please do not let the children thump away on it:" "It sets offmy migraine:" "Silence is something that we prize very highly in this house:" "That is whyyou will not find a telephone, a radio:" "or anything else that makes a racket:" "Oh, we don't have electricity, either:" "During the war, the Germans kept cutting it off: :" "so we learned to live without it:" "Let's continue:" "Ma 'am, there 's no need to show us the whole house:" "GRACE:" "Yesl" "Yes, there is:" "Most ofthe time, you can hardly see your way:" "It's often difficult to make out: :" "ifthere is a table, a chair, a door, a sideboard: :" "or one ofmy children playing hide andseek:" "What do you mean, ma'am?" "Perhaps I should introduce you to the children:" "[Lock clicks]" "Mr Tuttle, you can see to the garden now:" "You'll find tools in the shed:" "Yes, ma'am:" "You two can start closing the curtains:" "All ofthem:" "Come:" "I'll wake them:" "You wait here:" "Whateveryou do, don't open the curtains:" "Wakey, wakey:" "GRACE:" "Now, come on:" "Eyes closed, hands together:" "children:" "Let it be, at light ofday: :" "Jesus, to whom now lpray:" "Blessedbe the Viirgin pure:" "whom lgreet with faith too short:" "Jesus, Mary, spotless rose:" "keep us till this day doth close:" "GRACE:" "They're still halfasleep:" "MRS mills:" "What sweet little children:" "Well: : what do you say?" "How do you do ?" "How do you do ?" "How do you do, children?" "My name is Mrs Mills:" "butyou can call me Bertha ifyou like:" "What are your names?" "Anne:" "Nicholas:" "Anne andNicholas:" "Whatpretty names:" "ANNE:" "Are you going to be our newnanny?" "Mm-hmm:" "Yes, my dears:" "I'm your newnanny:" "It's time for their breakfast:" "Lydia, go to the kitchen and close every shutter:" "[Keysjingle]" "The doctors were never able to find a cure:" "For what?" "Their condition:" "The children have a very serious allergy to light:" "They are photosensitive andmust neverbe exposed: :" "to any light much stronger than this:" "Otherwise, in a matter ofminutes:" "they will break out in sores andblisters:" "andbegin to suffocate:" "It would eventually be fatal:" "MRS mills:" "Goodheavens:" "I don't like this toast:" "Oh ?" "Why not?" "It tastes funny:" "I likedit betterbefore:" "That's because before, somebody else made it:" "When are they coming back?" "They're not coming back, child:" "Just like Daddy:" "Daddy is coming back, though:" "Mrs Mills, our father's fighting in a waring France:" "nicholas:" "It's the World War:" "I know, but he's in France:" "That's enough, chatterboxes:" "Finish up your breakfasts:" "Are you going to leave us, too?" "Ofcourse noti" "Why should I leave you?" "The others said they wouldn 't: :" "but they did, and then it happened:" "Be quietl" "What do you mean, Anne?" "What happened?" "Mummy went: :mad:" "Nothing happened:" "Yes, it did:" "No, it didn 'tl" "Yes, it didl" "GRACE:" "Be quiet:" "What's going on?" "I want those plates empty: :" "in less than a minute:" "is that clear?" "Mrs Mills, wouldyou come outside a moment?" "I'd like a word with you:" "Yes, ma'am:" "The postman usually comes every Wednesday:" "But ljust checked the letter-box: :" "and this week he hasn't:" "I'm afraid I don't follow, ma'am:" "This letter should have been collected: :" "and delivered to the newspaper five days ago:" "It's an advertisement forservants:" "Since it was neverpublished: :" "wouldyou explain whatyou're doing here ?" "Oh, I understand:" "Ma 'am, that's what I was going to say to you:" "when you opened the door to us:" "The truth is that wejust come by: :" "on the offchance:" "A big house like this:" "is always in need ofsomeone who knows the ropes:" "You've servedin a house like this one before ?" "This may come as a surprise to you, ma'am, but: :" "we, in fact, used to work here:" "Here ?" "Oh, now, 'twas a fewyears ago:" "Ifyou don't mind my saying so, ma'am:" "they were the bestyears ofmy life:" "That's why we come by, because this house:" "means a lot to us:" "Perhaps I'd best showyou our references, ma'am:" "No, no, no:" "Don't bother:" "There 's no need:" "So you say you know the house well?" "MRS mills:" "Like the back ofmy hand:" "That is assuming the walls haven't sproutedlegs:" "andmovedin the meantime:" "GRACE:" "The only thing that moves here is the light:" "[Sighs] But it changes everything:" "It's rather difficult, to say the least:" "One might almost say: :unbearable:" "The only way ofenduring it is by keeping a coolhead:" "Oh, yes, ma'am:" "I don't like fantasies:" "Strange ideas:" "Do you know what I mean?" "I think so, ma'am:" "My children sometimes have strange ideas:" "Butyou mustn 't pay any attention to them:" "Children will be children:" "Yes, ofcourse, ma'am:" "All right:" "You can stay:" "Thankyou very much, ma'am:" "It did happen:" "nicholas: "The Roman governor tried to make them:" ""change their minds afterwards: "" ""To make them change their minds: "Full stop:" ""Afterwards: "" "Mm-hmm:" ""He ordered them to be beaten:" ""But Justus andPastor, far from being afraid: :" ""rejoiced andshowed themselves willing to die for Christ:" ""When he saw this:" ""the Roman governor was filled with rage:" ""and ordered their heads to be cut off: "" "[Giggles]" "[Snickers]" "What do you findso amusing?" "Well: :" "Well, what?" "Those children were really stupid:" "Why?" "Because they said they only believedin Jesus:" "and then they got killed forit:" "And what wouldyou have done, deny Christ?" "ANNE:" "Well, yes:" "Inside I would have believedin him:" "but I wouldn 't have told the Romans that:" "is that whatyou think, too, Nicholas?" "I see:" "So you would have lied to the point ofdenying Christ:" "You'd have savedyour heads from the Romans, that's true:" "But what would have happened afterwards ?" "When?" "In the next life:" "The one waiting for us after we die:" "Where wouldyou have gone?" "Ahh:" "Where, Nicholas?" "To the children's limbo:" "GRACE:" "What is the children's limbo, Anne?" "One ofthe four Hells:" "Which are ?" "[Gasps]" "ANNE:" "Me, me, mel Mel" "GRACE:" "No:" "Let him answer:" "Which are ?" "There 's the Hell where the damnedgo:" "then there 's Purgatory: :" "Yes:" "And the bosom ofAbraham where thejustgo:" "andlimbo where children go:" "At the centre ofthe earth:" "Where it's very, very hot:" "That's where children go who tell lies:" "but they don'tjustgo there for a few days:" "Oh, no:" "No, they're damned:" "Forever:" "Think about it:" "Try to imagine the end ofeternity:" "Close your eyes:" "Close your eyes and try to imagine it:" "Forever:" "Pain:forever:" "I'm getting dizzy:" "Heh:" "GRACE:" "Now do you understand: :" "why Justus andPastor told the truth ?" "[Sighs]All right:" "Open your readers at lesson six:" "ANNE:" "Can't we play?" "GRACE:" "You most certainly cannot:" "Firstyou're going to read the lesson:" "then you're going to learn it by heart:" "All ofit?" "Any more protests:" "and there 'll be no playing at all today:" "In fact, I thinkyou can study in separate rooms:" "children:" "No, no, nol" "GRACE:" "Yes, yes, yesl" "ANNE:" "But we get scared if we 're separatedl" "GRACE:" "Scared?" "As ifyou weren't used to this house by now:" "nicholas:" "What if we see a ghost?" "Has your sisterbeen telling you one ofherstories?" "I haven't told him anythingl lfyou see a ghost you say "Hello ": :" "and continue on studying:" "Come to the music room:" "Why me?" "Because I say sol Now come on:" "Take your book:" "Nicholas, I want to see that lesson learned: :" "in less than an hour:" "Mummy: :" "What?" "Give me a kiss:" "ANNE: "Give me a kiss:" "Give me a kiss: "" "GRACE:" "Anne, wait forme outside:" "You know I can't:" "Over there:" "GRACE:" "Mrs Mills, close all the curtains:" "My daughteris going to cross the living room:" "Yes, ma'am:" "All right, Anne:" "[Humming]" "Darling:" "Mummy can't be with you all the time, hmm?" "You must learn to be on your own:" "Where 's your rosary?" "Ahhl" "Wheneveryou feel afraid: :" "I wantyou to squeeze it with allyour might: :" "say an Our Father, andyour fear will go away:" "lt won't:" "Yes, it will:" "Honestly:" "Don't you see that when you do that: :" "the Lord is with you?" "There 's no reason to be afraid:" "[Blows kiss]" "[Lock clicks]" "[Footsteps fading]" "[Distant door closing]" "nicholas:" ""The house and the family:" ""We all live in a house with our family:" ""The family is usually made up ofparents:" ""children, and their grandparents:" ""We must be obedient: : "" "ANNE: ": :andkind towards othermembers ofour family: :" ""and we must never argue or fight: :" ""with our brothers andsisters: "" "Do you have any children?" "MRS mills:" "No:" "Mr Tuttle and the girl Lydia are all I've got: :" "and I'm all they've got:" "GRACE:" "Was she born like that?" "Beg yourpardon, ma'am?" "The girl:" "Was she born a mute ?" "No:" "I think I've finishedhere, ma'am:" "Ifyou'll excuse me, I think I'll go:" "andsee ifMr Tuttle needs a hand:" "[Door closes]" "[Sighs]" "[Child sobbing]" "Nicholasl" "Nicholas, I'm comingl" "Ohl" "Nicholas?" "What's the matter?" "Why were you crying?" "I wasn't crying:" "I was reading:" "But ljust heardyou:" "Annel" "[Door closes]" "[Child sobbing]" "Annel" "Anne?" "ANNE:" "I haven't learnedit yet, Mummy:" "Are you all right?" "Yes:" "Why were you crying?" "l wasn't:" "Ijust heardyou a moment ago:" "There 's no need to feel ashamed, darling:" "I don't:" "lfl'd been crying, I'd tellyou:" "Oh, really:" "So I imaginedit, did I?" "No:" "It was that boy:" "GRACE:" "What boy?" "Viictor:" "Who's Viictor?" "The boy that was here a moment ago:" "I told him to let me study: :" "but he wouldn 't stop crying:" "I think he's a spoiledbrat:" "He said we 'd have to leave the house:" "GRACE:" "Oh, did he, now?" "And why was he crying?" "Because he doesn't like this house:" "but he has to live here:" "His father's a pianist" "His father's a pianist?" "Yes:" "I already told him he's not allowed to touch the piano:" "He isn't, is he, Mummy?" "[Sighs]" "So, you've spoken to his father as well?" "ANNE:" "No, only with Viictor:" "His father's with the others in the hall:" "I'vejust come from the hall:" "There 's no one there:" "They must've gone upstairs:" "They're viewing the house:" "That'll do, Annel That's enoughl" "Now why were you crying?" "It was Viictorl" "So where is he now?" "He went out through therel" "Wouldyou mind telling me how a boy: :" "can get in and out ofthis room ifit's locked?" "[Gasps]" "GRACE:" "I thought I made myselfquite clear:" "No dooris to be opened: :" "without the previous one being closed first:" "is that so hard to understand?" "This house is like a ship:" "The light must be contained as ifit were water: :" "by opening and closing the doors:" "My children's lives are at stakel" "MRS mills:" "But, ma'am" "Do not argue with mel Be quietl" "Which was the last ofyou to enter that room?" "Lydia ?" "She hasn't got a key:" "I already toldyou that:" "That leaves you, then:" "But I was in the hall the whole time:" "And then I went out into the garden:" "You sawme with your own eyes:" "I hope you are not suggesting that it was mel" "Do you think that I would overlook such a thing:" "and endanger the life ofmy own daughter?" "[Fire crackling]" "nicholas:" "You're not supposed to read at the table:" "ANNE:" "Oh, really?" "Who's going to tell Mummy?" "You?" "Orperhaps you?" "[Giggles]" "Didyou really see a boy?" "Yes:" "He 's called Viictor:" "is he a ghost?" "Don't be stupid:" "Ghosts aren't like that:" "What are they like ?" "I've toldyou a thousand times:" "They go about in white sheets and carry chains:" "How do you know?" "Because I've seen them:" "They come out at night:" "Fibber:" "Where ?" "[inhales]" "[Clank]" "[Laughs]" "You're stupid:" "Not halfas much as you:" "I don't believe you saw that boy:" "Believe whatyou like:" "You'll soon be begging us to play with you:" "ANNE:" "Nicholasl" "nicholas:" "Huh ?" "What?" "Look:" "Why have you opened the curtains?" "lt wasn't me:" "Who was it, then?" "It was Viictor:" "He 's been doing it all night:" "You're lying:" "I'm going to tell Mummy:" "So I'm a liar, am I?" "Yes:" "Viictor, come out from behind that curtain:" "so my stupid brother can see you:" "[Breathing heavily]" "[Gasps]" "Leave me alone:" "ANNE:" "So you don't want to see him now, eh?" "You're a cowardy custard:" "Cowardy cowardy custard:" "I'lljust have to do it myself, then:" "ANNE:" "That's enough, Viictor:" "Nicholas:" "Nicholas:" "Tell him to leave the curtains alone:" "He won't listen to me:" "VilCTOR:" "Stop it:" "Get offmy bed, both ofyou:" "ANNE:" "This is our bed:" "VilCTOR:" "No, it's mine:" "Anne, please stop putting on that voice:" "You be quiet, cowardy custard:" "Listen, ifyou don't stop, I'll call my mother: :" "andshe'll kick you out:" "You don't knowmy mother:" "VilCTOR:" "Andyou don't knowmyparents:" "Anne, I'm going to tell Mummy aboutyou:" "Don't be stupid:" "Can't you see it's not me?" "Viictor, touch his cheek so he knows you're real:" "[Breathing rapidly]" "Aahl" "[Nicholas screaming]" "nicholas:" "Mummyl Helpl" "Helpl Help, Mummyl" "What is it?" "What is it?" "[Crying]" "What is it?" "She was fighting with me, and I told her to be quiet:" "I'm fed up:" "Do you hearme?" "I am fed up with youl I didn 't do anythingl" ""Therefore the Lord God sent him forth:" ""from the Garden ofEden:" ""to till the ground from whence he was taken:" ""So he drove out the man:" ""andplaced to the east ofthe Garden ofEden:" ""cherubims and a flaming sword: :" ""which turned every way to keep the way: :" ""ofthe Tree ofLife: "" "There:" "I finished:" "[Closes book]" "Viery good:" "[Sighs]" "Nowyou can ask the Viirgin for forgiveness:" "What?" "That's not what we agreedl" "We didn 't agree anything, young lady:" "Todayyou're being punished, andyou'll do as I say:" "You can't make me ask the Viirgin for forgiveness:" "How dare youl" "Mummy, I won't ask forgiveness forsomething I didn 't dol" "You toldyour brother someone else was in the rooml" "There wasl" "You're lyingl I am noti" "[Sighs]" "Anne:" "do you remember the story about Justus andPastor?" "Children who don't tell the truth end up in limbo:" "That's whatyou say, but I read the other day: :" "that limbo's only for children who haven't been baptized:" "And I havel" "ANNE:" ""AndAbraham took the wood: :" ""ofthe burnt offering andlaid it upon Isaac his son:" ""Andhe took the fire in his hand and a knife:" ""and they went, both ofthem together:" ""And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father: :" ""andsaid, 'My father: : '" ""andhe said, 'Here I am, my son: "'" "Didyou look in on Nicholas?" "Yes, ma'am:" "The little angelis fast asleep:" "What aboutAnne?" "is she still on the stairs ?" "Oh, yes, ma'am:" "GRACE:" "I'dprefer to have her where l can see her: :" "but I can't embroider in such poorlight:" "Howlong is this punishment going to go on?" "It's been three days now:" "It's up to her:" "She's got to learn to swallowherpride:" "and ask for forgiveness:" "Anyway, it's time she started to read the Bible:" "The priest will be verypleased to hear that, ma'am:" "GRACE:" "lfhe ever deigns to pay us another visit:" "He knows perfectly well that the children can't go out:" "MRS mills:" "He told me yesterday: :" "he'd be by as soon as possible:" "I'm beginning to feel totally cut offfrom the world:" "This fog doesn't exactly help:" "It's neverlasted this long before:" "Oh, that's true, ma'am:" "Even the seagulls have gone quiet:" "Annel" "Anne, I can't hearyou:" "[Anne reading indistinctly]" "Ohhl lncidentally, Mrs Mills, I've had to put up with the noise:" "ofLydia running around above my head:" "She's been hurtling backwards and forwards:" "as ifthere were three ofher:" "Wouldyou kindly tell her it's not necessary: :" "to kick up quite such a rumpus just to do a little cleaning?" "I couldn 't bear to get anothermigraine attack:" "I'll tell her, ma'am:" "GRACE:" "Thankyou:" "[Footsteps receding]" "[Anne reading indistinctly]" "[Thumping overhead]" "[Thumping overhead]" "[Sighs]" "[Louder thumps overhead]" "[Thumping, glass rattling]" "[Banging overhead]" "Nowshe's really gone too far:" "Lydial Lydial" "[Anne reading]" "": :in the mount ofthe Lord it shall be seen:" ""And the angel ofthe Lord--"" "What's going on up there ?" "Nothing, Mummy:" "I'm just reading:" "Didyou hearit as well?" "Hear what?" ""And the angel ofthe Lord: :" ""called unto Abraham out ofHeaven:" ""the second time andsaid: :" ""'By myself, I have sworn, ' saith the Lord--"" "Shhl" "[Faint squeaking]" "What was that?" "I don't know:" "Anne, tell me who's making that noise:" "I can't tellyou, Mummy:" "You tell me:" "I toldyou there was someone in the room:" "andyoupunishedme:" "Now I don't know what to say:" "Anne, I want the truth:" "Tell me if there is someone upstairs:" "There:" "In thatjunk room:" "ANNE:" "Mummy, you're letting the light in:" "[Gasps]" "[Steps on glass]" "[Ghostly voices whispering]" "Shhl" "She's a woman:" "She's what?" "[Gasps]" "[Creaking]" "Where did they go?" "Theyjust came past here:" "Didn 't you see them?" "Which way did they go?" "Over there, over there, and down there as well:" "[Door closes]" "They're everywhere:" "They say this house is theirs:" "And they're going to take the curtains down:" "Ma 'am, stay calm, please:" "GRACE:" "I will not stay calml" "For five whole years during the occupation:" "I managed to avoid a single Nazi stepping foot in this house:" "andnow there is someone here, opening and closing the doors:" "Ma 'am, this is a very old house:" "The floorboards squeak and the plumbing clanks" "There were voices:" "I'm telling you:" "ANNE:" "Mummy, look:" "A boy and two women, talking together:" "Mummy, looki I did it yesterday:" "This is the father, this is the mother: :" "this is Viictor, and this is the old woman:" "What do these numbers stand for?" "ANNE:" "That's the number oftimes I've seen them:" "I've seen the old woman the most:" "Oh, Godin Heaven:" "Mrs Mills, go and call Mr Tuttle:" "We have to search the whole house immediately: :" "before it gets dark:" "Yes, ma'am:" "There, now:" "Mummyl" "Yes, darling:" "It's all right:" "Nothing will happen to you while Mummy's here:" "ANNE:" "Look, Mummy:" "She really scares me:" "It's as if she's not looking atyou:" "but she can see you:" "Andshe's always around saying "Come with me"" "No, Anne, don't lie to me:" "ANNE:" "Honestly, Mummy:" "Andshe asks me things:" "Viictor told me she's a witch:" "GRACE:" "What does she askyou?" "Things:" "Herbreath smells:" "We have to open all the curtains:" "I don't want any dark corners where someone could hide:" "Yes, ma'am:" "You both search the right side, and I'll take the left:" "Then we 'll search upstairs:" "[Sighs]" "nicholas:" "Perhaps they're ghosts:" "who lived in this house before:" "Don't be stupid:" "I've already toldyou:" "Ghosts go about in white sheets:" "and carry chains andgo "Ooo: "" "MRS mills:" "Now, Anne:" "Why do you make up such stories?" "ANNE:" "I don't:" "I read them in books:" "Well, you shouldn 't believe everything:" "thatyou reading books:" "That's what our mothersays:" "She says all this stuff aboutghosts is rubbish:" "and then she expects us:" "to believe everything written in the Bible:" "And don't you believe it?" "I believe some things:" "But, for example, I don't believe:" "that Godmade the world in seven days:" "And I don't believe that Noah:" "got all those animals into one boat: :" "or the Holy Spirit is a dove:" "No, I don't believe that, either:" "ANNE:" "Doves are anything but holy:" "Theypoo on our windows:" "[Chuckles]" "Ha ve you mentioned any ofthis to your mother?" "Oh:" "[Knocking] MRS mills:" "Ma 'am:" "Yes?" "They've searched everywhere, ma'am:" "There 's no one:" "I see:" "Mrs Mills:" "Yes, ma'am?" "Do you have any idea what this might be?" "'Tis a photograph album, ma'am:" "No, but look:" "They're all asleep:" "Look:" "They're not asleep, ma'am:" "They're dead:" "'Tis a book ofthe dead:" "In the last century, I believe:" "they used to take photographs ofthe dead: :" "in the hopes that their souls:" "would go on living through the portraits:" "GRACE:" "There are even group portraits:" "[Gasps]And childrenl" "Oh, it's macabrel" "How could these people be so superstitious ?" "Griefover the death ofa loved one:" "can leadpeople to do the strangest things:" "GRACE:" "Get rid ofit:" "I don't want it in the house:" "MRS mills:" "Yes, ma'am:" "Mrs Mills, it's cold:" "Why don't you come andsit by the fire ?" "Thankyou very much, ma'am:" "So:tell me about when you workedhere before:" "Didyou have to look after children then?" "No, I was in charge of organizing the housework:" "Hmm:" "Were there many servants ?" "Oh, about fifteen:" "Though in the end: :" "there werejust the three ofus left:" "Why?" "My employers moved to London:" "They came here less andless:" "it being so out ofthe way like:" "So gradually the house just became empty:" "Everybody ends up leaving this damnedisland:" "My family left in the summer of 1940:" "just before the invasion:" "That was the last I've heard ofthem:" "Ohh:" "I don't blame them:" "Actually, we left, too:" "Although, you know: :" "sometimes when you leave a place:" "it's like it's there with you all the time:" "I always felt like I neverleft this house:" "Why didyou leave ?" "Oh, 'twas on account ofthe tuberculosis:" "The whole area was evacuated:" "Ohh:" "Was that when Lydia went dumb?" "Yes, I think so:" "though my memory's a bit rusty these days, ma'am:" "What happened to her?" "It was suddenly one day:" "Shejust: :stopped talking:" "There must've been a reason:" "People don'tjust stop talking:" "These things are always the result: :" "ofsome sort oftrauma:" "Something must've happened to her:" "Didyour employers treatyou well?" "Oh, they were always very kind to us:" "They treated us just like family:" "You know, ma'am, I think I will go to bed:" "I'll neverbe able to get up in the morning:" "GRACE:" "Offyou go:" "I'm going to stay here a while longer:" "Yes, ma'am:" "[Sighs] I'm sorry I was so hard on you:" "Can you forgive me?" "Anne:" "nicholas:" "Mummy:" "What?" "When's Daddy coming home?" "When the war's over:" "Why did he go to war?" "I mean, nobody's done anything bad to us:" "Daddy went: :" "Daddy went because he's very bra ve:" "andbecause he wasn't prepared: :" "to let the Germans tell him what he had to do:" "nicholas:" "Why?" "[Sobbing]" "Charles:" "where are you?" "[Piano playing]" "[Piano playing]" "[Music grows louder]" "[Gasping]" "[Music stops]" "[Muffled thumping]" "[Creaking]" "[Lock clicks]" "[Creak]" "[Bang]" "[Slam]" "Ohl" "[Doorlocking]" "Mrs Millsl" "Mrs Millsl" "What's the matter, ma'am?" "The key to the music room, give it to mel Quicklyl" "What's happening, ma'am?" "Come onl" "Oh, my God:" "Ohhl I checked that room myself:" "It was empty:" "Take these tablets, ma'am:" "They'll do you good:" "Andyet I felt as if there was someone else there:" "Andit wasn't human:" "There is something in this house:" "Something diabolic:" "Ma 'am:" "Something which is not: :" "not at rest:" "[Sighs] I knowyou don't believe it:" "You don't believe it, do you?" "I don't blame you:" "I used to not believe these things:" "[Sighs] I do believe it, ma'am:" "I've always believed in those things:" "They're not easy to explain:" "but they do happen:" "We 've all heard stories of: :the beyond: :" "now and then:" "and I think sometimes the world ofthe dead: :" "gets mixed up with the world ofthe living:" "But it's impossible:" "The Lord would never allow such an aberration:" "The living and the dead: :" "will only meet at the end ofeternity:" "It says so in the Bible:" "Ma 'am:" "there isn't always an answer for everything:" "[Door opens]" "MRS mills:" "Where are you offto, ma'am?" "I'm going to the village to pay FatherMcGraw a visit:" "lfhe won't come here, then I shall go to him:" "I shall bring him back:" "Ma 'am, you should wait till the weatherimproves:" "GRACE:" "I've waitedlong enough:" "Ma 'am, the priest told me that" "GRACE:" "I don't care what he toldyoul I want him to tell me personallyl" "He must come todayl" "MRS mills:" "But what are you going to tell him ?" "GRACE:" "That we have searched every room inch by inch:" "andnow I need them to be blessed:" "MRS mills:" "Ma 'am, please, wait:" "Still, it's very early:" "Mr Tuttle:" "Morning, ma'am:" "I needyou to search the garden forgra vestones:" "Gra vestones?" "Yes:" "When my husband bought this house:" "we were told there was a little cemetery:" "I think it was over there, amongst the trees:" "I've not seen anything:" "Check carefully:" "It could be overgrown:" "Yes, ma'am:" "I need to knowifthere was a family buriedhere:" "andifthey had a little boy--Viictor:" "[Gate squeaking]" "Nowshe thinks the house is haunted:" "Do you think it's safe to let hergo?" "Oh, don't worry:" "The fog won't let herget very far:" "Oh, yes, the fog:" "The fog, ofcourse:" "And when do you think: :" "we should bring all this out into the open?" "All in good time, Mr Tuttle:" "All in good time:" "Speaking ofwhich:" "Ohl" "[Gasping]" "Wha" "Oh:" "[Footsteps]" "Ohl" "Charles?" "Grace?" "Ohh:" "Ohl" "Ohl" "GRACE:" "You're here:" "You're here:" "They said there was no hope:" "They said I should give you up for dead:" "They say a lot ofthings:" "GRACE:" "Ohh:" "Ohhl" "Oh, thankyou:" "Thankyou, God:" "Thankyou, God:" "Every night lprayed for this:" "begging God to bring you back:" "Bring the children their fatherback:" "Bring him:" "But where have you been all this time?" "Out there:" "looking formy home:" "[Sighs]" "You're so different:" "So different:" "Sometimes I bleed:" "[Laughs]" "[Front door closes]" "Ma 'am" "Mrs Mills:" "this is my husband:" "I'm verypleased to meetyou, sir:" "GRACE:" "He 's very weak:" "Here:" "I wantyou to prepare a hot bath andsome clean clothes:" "Andsomething to eat:" "Right away, ma'am:" "How are my little ones?" "Daddyl" "ANNE: [Kiss] Why didyou take so long?" "[Crying]" "Hello, Nicholas:" "I toldyou, you see:" "I toldyou he'd come back:" "[Kiss]" "Ha ve you both been well-behaved?" "We 've been very good:" "Ha ve you been good to your mother?" "Viery good:" "We study every day for our First Communion:" "Daddy, didyou kill anyone?" "[Door closes]" "Ohl Here he comesl" "Darling, we 've preparedlunch foryou:" "Are you coming down or wouldyouprefer" "[Door closes]" "ANNE:" "When's Daddy coming down ?" "GRACE:" "Be patient, Anne:" "Daddy is:not well:" "ANNE:" "He said he'd seen a lot ofdeadmen:" "GRACE:" "Shh:" "Mummy, when people die in the war: :" "where do they go?" "Oh, what a question:" "lt depends:" "On what?" "Whether they fought on the side ofthe goodies or the baddies:" "Your father, for example, fought for England: :" "on the side ofthe goodies:" "How do you know who the goodies and the baddies are ?" "[Sighs] That's enough questions:" "Eatyour food:" "You'll nevergo to war:" "We 'll nevergo anywhere:" "Ohh:" "You're not missing out on anything:" "You're much better offat home with your Mummy andDaddy: :" "who love you very, very much:" "And the intruders:" "There are no intruders here:" "Butyou said that there were:" "No, I said that there are no intruders here:" "I don't want to hear another word on the subject:" "Butyou said" "That is enoughl" "Can I say something?" "Nol" "Why not?" "Because you can'tl" "[Fork clatters]" "[Breathing heavily]" "Anne, stop breathing like that:" "You heard me:" "Stop it:" "Stop breathing:" "Right, you go to your room:" "Go to your room:" "No dessert foryou today:" "[Sighs]" "[Anne sobbing]" "Ohh, no crying now, no crying:" "Oh, stop that here:" "Look what an awful face you've got when you cry:" "l don't carel" "There, there:" "You listen to me:" "I've seen them, too:" "You have ?" "Yes:" "Why don't you tell my mother?" "Then maybe she'll believe me:" "There are things your mother doesn't want to hear:" "She only believes in what she was taught:" "But don't worry, sooner orlater: :" "she'll see them:" "Then everything will be different:" "How?" "Oh, you'll see:" "There are going to be some big surprises:" "There are going to be:" "changes:" "Changes?" "Nowshe's behaving as ifnothing hadhappened:" "What about her daughter?" "Oh, she's not so stubborn:" "The children will be easier to convince:" "No, it's the mother who's going to cause us problems:" "Do you think herhusband suspects anything?" "No:" "I don't think he even knows where he is:" "Ohh, look what a pretty daughter I've got:" "Mummy made this veil especially foryou:" "Hmm?" "l look like a bride:" "Yes:" "You do:" "[Sighs] I need to shorten the sleeves a little:" "You can take it offnow:" "No:" "This dress has to be spotless foryour First Communion:" "lpromise I won't dirty it:" "Just let me wearit for a little longer:" "Oh, just a little ?" "All right:" "I'll be back shortly:" "No sitting on the floor orleaning against the walls:" "No:" "[Locks door]" "Monsieur, wouldyou like to dance?" "[Deep voice] I'd love to:" "[Humming]" "Charles, you can't go on like this:" "You must eat something:" "Oooo:" "[Giggles]" "[Humming] [ ln the sky[ [ l don't knowif it's cloudy orbright[" "[ But I only have eyes [" "[ Foryou, dear[" "[ The moon may be high [" "[Humming]" "[Humming]" "[Crying]" "[Anne humming]" "Anne, you need to take the dress offnow:" "[Humming]" "[Sighs]" "Anne, are you listening to me?" "Anne?" "What did I tellyou about sitting on the floor?" "ANNE:" "But it's clean:" "It makes no difference:" "Why can't you ever do as you're told: :" "[Humming]" "[Anne's voice] What's the matter?" "Where is my daughter?" "[Giggles]" "What have you done with my daughter?" "Are you mad?" "I am your daughter:" "[Gasps] Nol You're not my daughterl" "[Anne screaming]" "Nol Nol [Fabric tearing]" "Aahl" "You're not my daughterl Nol" "Aahl" "NolAahl" "[Gasping]" "[Sobbing]" "Ma 'am, I heard shouts:" "She wants to kill mel" "She won't stop until she kills usl" "She won't stopl" "MRS mills:" "Hush, child:" "Come with me:" "ANNE:" "You're wickedl You're wickedl Wickedl" "[Door closes]" "ANNE:" "Wickedl" "[Gasps]" "[Waterrunning]" "Howis she?" "There 's no calming her: :" "so I've left her with her father:" "Ohl" "She insisted on speaking with him:" "What happened?" "Why didyou fight?" "GRACE:" "It wasn't her:" "It was the old woman with the strange eyes:" "She was imitating my daughter's voice:" "I'd swear to God that it wasn't my daughter:" "Oh, God:" "Godhelp me:" "Godhelp me:" "What's the matter with me?" "I don't know what's the matter with me:" "MRS mills:" "You mustget more rest:" "You can't take on the whole responsibility ofthis house:" "Leave it to us:" "We know what has to be done:" "What do you mean by that?" "What do you mean you know what has to be done?" "Nothing, ma'am:" "I wasjust suggesting" "There 's nothing to suggest:" "Who do you thinkyou are ?" "You have no idea what has to be done:" "[Softly] Or do you?" "What are these?" "The tablets foryour migraine, ma'am:" "The ones you always take:" "Please, I need to be on my own:" "Yes, ma'am:" "Come, child:" "[Door opens]" "[Footsteps]" "CHARLES:" "Anne told me everything:" "I wish I had an explanation, but I haven't:" "At first, I thought there was someone else in the house:" "Even thought there were ghosts:" "I'm not talking about the ghosts:" "I'm talking about what happened that day:" "I don't know what you're talking about:" "CHARLES:" "Tell me it's not true:" "Tell me what happened:" "Happened?" "[Sighs] I don't know what came overme that day:" "The servants hadleft during the night:" "Hadn 't the courage to tell me to my face:" "They knew that I couldn 't leave the house:" "They knew: [Sobs]" "Anne:" "Anne, what happened?" "She hit me:" "She went mad like she did that day:" "Do you remember?" "No:" "You must forgive me, Charles:" "Not me:" "The children:" "They know that I love them:" "They know I'd neverhurt them:" "I'd die first:" "What are you going to do ?" "Are you angry with me?" "Ijust came back to say good-bye:" "to my wife and children:" "Now I mustgo:" "Go where ?" "To the front:" "No:" "The war's over:" "The waris not over:" "What are you talking about?" "You're notgoing, do you hearme?" "You left us once already:" "You can't gol" "Why?" "Why didyou have to go to that stupid war: :" "that hadnothing to do with us ?" "Why couldn 't you have stayedhere like the others ?" "The others surrendered:" "We all surrenderedl" "The whole island was occupiedl" "What didyou expect?" "[Sighs]" "What were you trying to prove by going to war?" "Yourplace was here with us:" "With your family:" "[Sighs]" "GRACE:" "I lovedyou:" "That was enough forme:" "Living in this darkness:" "In this prison:" "But not foryou:" "I wasn't enough foryou:" "That's whyyou left:" "[Crying] lt wasn'tjust the war:" "You want to leave me, don't you?" "[Sighs]" "Ohh:" "[Gasps]" "[Screaming]" "Annel" "Nicholasl" "[Children screaming]" "[Screaming]" "What is it?" "What" "Ohhl Ohhl" "[Screaming]" "Oh, my Godl" "Herel Oh, my Godl" "Ohl Ohl" "Herel" "Ohl" "Aahl" "Where are the curtains?" "[Screaming]" "GRACE:" "Mrs Millsl" "Let me see:" "Let me see:" "Oh, you're all rightl You're all rightl I want my daddyl [Crying]" "Daddy's gone:" "It's not truel" "Yes, it is:" "It is true:" "[Sobbing] I love you, Mummy:" "[Sighs]" "Find the curtains:" "Who was it?" "Who did this ?" "Tell mel" "Tell mel" "[Struggling]" "You know what's happening herel" "You knowbecause it happened to you, tool" "You'll tell me:" "You write it down:" "Write it downl Pleasel" "MRS mills:" "That attitude won't solve anything, ma'am:" "Anyway, she can't write:" "Where are they?" "What?" "The curtainsl" "The curtains my children's lives depend onl" "Someone has taken the curtainsl I have noticed, ma'am:" "There 's no need foryou to raise your voice:" "Oh, Mr Tuttle:" "I wasjust on the point ofcalling you:" "Didyou know that someone has taken all the curtains?" "The curtains?" "Oh, dear:" "Why should anyone want to take all the curtains?" "To let some daylight into this house, I imagine:" "Daylight:" "Ofcourse:" "Someone wants to kill my children:" "Why do you think that the daylight would kill them?" "Are you mad?" "I toldyou:" "I already toldyoul" "The children are photosensitivel The light will kill theml" "Yes, but that was before:" "The condition could have cleared up by itself:" "Ifyou never expose them to daylight: :" "how do you know they're not cured?" "My sister-in-lawhad terrible attacks ofrheumatism:" "in herlegs andback:" "Then one fine day: :" "they disappeared:" "I am going to find those curtains:" "and when you have finished helping me hang them:" "you will leave this housel" "And what about the master, ma'am?" "What has he got to say about all ofthis ?" "Give me your keys:" "I wantyour keys nowl" "I know whatyou want:" "You want to frighten us:" "You want to get us out, me andmy children:" "You've wanted to take over this house:" "eversince the first day you arrived:" "Now, you give me those keys:" "I will not ask again:" "You should try and calm down, ma'am:" "Give me the keys:" "Give them to me:" "Andnowget out ofhere:" "[Door closes]" "You knowsomething, Mr Tuttle ?" "I think I've reached the end ofmy tether:" "What aboutyou?" "Oh, yes:" "Definitely:" "We 'd bettergo and uncover the gra vestones:" "[Clattering]" "[Keys rattling]" "[Footsteps]" "[Doorslams]" "What's Mummy doing?" "I've already toldyou:" "She's gone mad:" "Liar:" "She's gone madi" "Liar, liarl" "Night-time:" "Where are you going?" "I've had enough:" "I'm going into the woods to look forDaddy:" "Are you going to run away?" "lfl hang onto the pipe, I can climb down to the ground:" "It's very easy:" "[Wind whistling]" "nicholas:" "lfMummy finds out, you're in forit:" "ANNE:" "Yes, yes, yes:" "nicholas:" "Anne, waitl I want to come andlook forDaddy, too:" "Liar:" "Youjust don't want to be left on your own:" "Scaredy-pants, scaredy-pantsl" "Be quietl" "[Thumping]" "[Noise]" "Anne, I think we got lost:" "We still haven't left the garden yet, silly:" "l'm scared:" "Shouldn 't have come, then:" "Say something:" "What shall I say?" "I don't know:" "Anything:" "Let's see:" "My name is Anne and I'm walking:" "I'm walking andmy name is Anne:" "[Creaking]" "What's that over there ?" "I think they're gra ves:" "Don't go nearl" "Why not?" "What ifa ghostjumps out?" "Gra ves don't have ghosts:" "Only skeletons:" "[Sighs]" "There 's something written here:" "nicholas:" "Let's goi" "Waitl [Brushing]" "[Gasps]" "Ohl" "Annel What does it say?" "[Gasps]" "MRS mills:" "You must be strong now, children:" "ANNE:" "Nicholas, come herel" "Mrs Mills, please don't tell Mummy we 've run away:" "Don't speak to theml" "Why?" "They're deadl" "What?" "ANNE:" "They're ghostsl Please come herel" "Childrenl" "ANNE:" "Nicholasl" "They're ghosts ?" "Why aren't they wearing sheets and clanking chains?" "You said that-- l don't care what I saidl Get away from theml" "You're always teasing me and telling lies:" "and I'm sick ofitl I'm not teasing youl I'm telling the truthl" "Come herel" "[Gasps]" "Quickl" "Aahl Muml Muml" "Childrenl" "[Screaming]" "GRACE:" "Runl" "Runl" "Gol into the housel" "GRACE:" "Don't come any closerl" "Don't movel[Panting]" "MRS mills:" "Don't trouble yourself, ma'am:" "Tuberculosis finished us off: :" "more than haifa century ago:" "[Keys rattling]" "[Locks door]" "GRACE:" "Go awayl" "[Doorknob rattling]" "MRS mills:" "Open the door, ma'am:" "Please:" "What do you want?" "Mummy, don't open the door:" "Don't:" "We 've seen their gra ves:" "Go upstairs andhide:" "Go on:" "l'm scared:" "Ohhl" "Don't separatel Ohl" "Ohhl" "Whateveryou do, don't separate:" "Go hide:" "Go:" "Go:" "MRS mills:" "We 've been trying to make you understand:" "Understand what?" "About the house:" "About the newsituation:" "GRACE:" "What situation?" "We must all learn to live together: :" "the living and the dead:" "Ohhl lfyou're dead, leave us in peacel" "Oh:" "Leave us in peacel" "GRACE: [Echoing] Leave us in peacel" "In here:" "Get inside:" "MRS mills:" "Andsuppose we do leave you:" "Do you think they will?" "Who?" "The intruders:" "There are no intruders:" "MR TUTTLE:" "They took the curtains down:" "There are no intruders:" "Oh, yes, I assure you it was them:" "Andnow they're in there with you and the children:" "Waiting foryou:" "Nol" "Yes:" "Andbelieve me, sooner orlater: :" "they'll findyou:" "Listen, wait here, and I'll be back in a minute:" "No, no, no:" "Mummy said we shouldn 't separate:" "We can't leave her on her own:" "[Panting]" "Stop breathing like that:" "[Breathing]" "Nicholas, stop breathing like that:" "Stop breathingl" "[Breathing]" "Can't you hearit?" "There 's someone there:" "WOMAN:" "Come with us, children:" "Come with us:" "[Screaming]" "Aahl" "Nicholas?" "Anne?" "Where are you?" "Answermel" "MRS mills:" "The intruders have found them:" "MR TUTTLE:" "There 's nothing we can do now:" "MRS mills:" "You'll have to go upstairs and talk to them:" "[Gasping]" "[Rattling]" "Our Father, who art in Heaven:" "hallowedbe Thy name:" "Thy kingdom come:" "Thy will be done on earth:" "as it is in Heaven:" "Give us this day our daily bread: :" "and forgive us our trespasses:" "[Nicholas whimpering]" "WOMAN:" "Why are you afraid, children?" "Why don't you want us to be your friends ?" "[Whimpering]" "Come on:" "Speak to us:" "Speak to us:" "Tell me what happened:" "[Whimpering]" "nicholas:" "Don't tell herl Don't tell herl" "MAN: "Don't tell her: "" "ANNE:" "lfl tell her, they'll leave us in peace:" "nicholas:" "Mummyl" "MAN: "Mummy: "" "Why are you crying, children?" "What happenedin this room?" "What didyour mother do to you?" "[Whispering]" "Something about a pillow:" "is that howshe killedyou?" "[Rosary drops]" "With a pillow?" "She didn 't kill usl" "Children, ifyou're dead: :" "why do you remain in this house?" "ANNE:" "We 're not deadl" "[Sobs]" "WOMAN:" "Why do you remain in this house?" "We 're not deadl" "nicholas:" "We 're not deadl" "We 're not deadl" "WOMAN:" "Why do you remain in this house?" ""We 're not dead:" "We 're not dead: "" "We 're not deadl" "We 're not deadl" "We 're not deadl" "[Yelling]" "Ohl" "[Gasps]" "[Exhales]" "MAN:" "Are you all right?" "Yes:" "Just a bit dizzy, that's all:" "What happened?" "They made contact:" "All three?" "Apparently, yes:" "The mother and the two children:" "Quite interesting, don't you think?" "MRS MARLlSH:" "Interesting?" "I was scared out ofmy witsl" "Darling, calm down:" "No:" "So far, we have handled this matteryour way: :" "but nowyou listen to me:" "We can't possibly stay in this house any longer:" "It is quite clear these beings do not want us to live here:" "We don't know anything about them yet:" "Yes, we dol" "We know the woman went mad: :" "smotheredher two children, and then shot herself:" "That's quite enough:" "Think ofour son:" "There 's nothing wrong with Viictor:" "Yes, there isl He has nightmares:" "He says he has seen thatgirl: :" "and even this lady has been possessedby her:" "Please, let us leave this house:" "All right:" "We will leave tomorrowmorning:" "Oh, thank God for that:" "I'lljustgo and check on Viictor:" "Once again, thankyou so much for coming:" "MAN:" "A pleasure:" "I hope we 've been ofsome help:" "MR MARLlSH:" "Oh, yes, ofcourse:" "Though I must admit: :" "GRACE:" "At first, I couldn 't understand: :" "what the pillow was doing in my hands:" "or whyyou didn 't move:" "But then I knew:" "It hadhappened:" "I hadkilledmy children:" "[inhales]" "Igot the rifle:" "iput it to my forehead:" "Then lpulled the trigger:" "Nothing:" "Then I heardyour laughter in the bedroom:" "Ahh:" "You were playing with the pillows:" "as ifnothing hadhappened:" "And I thought the Lord in His great mercy: :" "was giving me another chance:" "telling me, "Don't give up: "" ""Be strong: "" ""Be a goodmother: "" ""For them: "" "But now: :" "now: :" "what does all this mean?" "Where are we ?" "MRS mills:" "Young Lydia said the very same thing:" "when she realized the three ofus were dead:" "And that was the last time she everspoke:" "But I couldn 't tellyou that before now:" "Shall I make us a nice cup oftea, ma'am?" "The intruders are leaving:" "but others will come:" "Now, sometimes we 'll sense them:" "Other times, we won't:" "But that's the way it's always been:" "Ma 'am:" "nicholas:" "Mummy: :" "Daddy diedin the war, didn 't he?" "GRACE:" "Yes:" "Will we eversee him again ?" "I don't know:" "If we 're dead, where 's limbo?" "I don't know ifthere even is a limbo:" "I'm no wiser than you are:" "But I do know that I love you:" "I've always loved you:" "And this house is ours:" "You say it with me:" "This house is ours:" "nicholas:" "This house is ours:" "This house is ours:" "[All repeating]" "Mummy, look:" "It doesn't hurt any more:" "No one can make us leave this house:" "Come along, Viictor:" "[Chain clanks]" "[Lock clicks]"