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"Right." "Agents?" "Ma'am." " Agent Hightower." "Yeah." "All right." "Narcotics needs help getting intel on a meth house." " I said I could spare two of you." " Sure, we'll get it." "Van Pelt and Cho." "What's the job?" "Oof." " Hard to believe there's intel in these." " Better be." "It's dripping on my feet." "Hightower knows about Rigsby and me." "I noticed that." "She knows but hasn't said anything." "Why do you think that is?" "No idea." " If you could guess." " I wouldn't." "I can't stop thinking about it." "That's just gonna get you in trouble." "Can you help me?" "Can you help me?" " What happened to you?" " I lost my shoe." " Can you tell me where I am?" " I'm gonna call this in, all right?" " Ma'am." "Ma'am." " Can you...?" "Okay." "All right." "We're gonna get you some medical attention." " Okay." " Come over here and sit down." " Okay." " What's your name?" "Ma'am?" "Ma'am?" " Grace." "Hey." "She can't remember who she is, where she came from or what happened." "No ID, nothing on her at all." " Where's Lisbon?" " She's on her way." "EMTs think the bullet grazed the victim's head." "I thought we should talk to her here." "She couldn't have walked far." " The crime scene's probably nearby." " Good thinking." "So should we wait for Lisbon, or?" "No." "Hi." "I'm Patrick Jane." " How you doing?" " My head hurts." "I don't remember who I am." "Hold my hand." "I'm gonna try and help with the pain." "Okay, I want you to concentrate and let the pain flow out through your arm and into my hand." "Just let it flow like water." "Oh, I can feel it." "Can you feel that?" " Yes." " Can you feel it flowing?" " Yeah." " The pain is flowing away." "Tell me your name." "Don't reach." "Just wait for it." "I can't." "Ah, that's okay." "That's okay." "What were you doing this morning before you got hurt?" " I can't..." " That's okay." "Don't worry." "Tonight, then, before my friends found you, what were you doing?" "I..." "I was in a room." "It's cold." "Can you see anything?" "It's too dark." "Were you sitting in a chair or were you lying down?" " Lying down." " On the floor or on the bed?" "On the floor." "There's dirt and straw." "It makes me cough." " What does it smell like?" " Horses." "That's fantastic." "Grace?" " Yeah, we're looking for a stable." " Yeah." "Her shoe." "Yeah, that's the shoe." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "Guys, there's a light switch right here." "The bullet creased her skull." "It didn't fracture the bone but a hit like that can knock you around something wicked." "She could've been unconscious for a while." "Shooter probably thought she was dead and dumped her." " What about the amnesia?" " Uh, I don't know what to tell you." "Retrograde amnesia usually recedes with time but I don't know how fast that'll happen." "Okay, what I want you to do is just focus on the queen." "There's the lady." "Now, you saw where she is." "There's the lady." "Okay." "Now, tell me where's the queen?" "Wrong." "First boy you ever kissed?" " I don't know." " What's your first name?" " I don't know." "I'm sorry." " Look, there she was." "She was always there, in the middle." " And the point being?" " I'm just making sure she has amnesia." "Which, by the way, you do." "It's hard to lie when you're thinking about something else." "Heh, great." "We're checking our missing-persons database." "Then we'll run your prints." "Something will probably come up." " Find somebody to come in and print her." "Okay." " Agent Hightower." " Morning, Lisbon." "As soon as it's practical, I wanna see you, Van Pelt and Rigsby." "I've been meaning to address this for a while but there's been so much coming across my desk, I haven't had the time." "First off, neither of you is denying you're in a sexual relationship, are you?" " No." " No, ma'am." "You work together, you develop feelings." "Nothing wrong with that." "But you know very well it's against CBI rules." "And like I tell my kids, rules are rules." "If you wanna stay together, that's your choice." "But one of you has to transfer out of the unit." "If you both wanna stay in the unit, then you can't be together." "That's what it is." "Give me your decision tomorrow at the latest." "Questions?" " No, ma'am." " No, ma'am." "Okay." "Lisbon, stay a moment." "Why didn't you handle this situation yourself?" "I won't defend what I did." "I understand these two sneaking around, but you're their superior." "I expect more." "I'll be writing a corrective memo." "That's it." "Thank you for your time." "Don't wanna talk about it." "Cho, where are we with the victims?" "We verified the two IDs we found." "Janine and Mitchell Langham from Chico." "Both in their fifties, no family in state." "Neighbors said they were hiking in Kasten State Forest." "A hundred miles from where we found them." " What about the third victim?" " Same as the Jane Doe." "No ID." "He's in his early twenties." "I put his prints into the system." "Van Pelt, did you get any hits on them?" " Van Pelt." " Uh, I'll check, I'll check." "Coroner thinks they were shot with a rifle, the Langhams up close Jane Doe and the male from a distance." " Either of the Langhams have a record?" " No." "I think we can set the Langhams aside." "They were byproducts." " Weren't planned." " Oh?" "Yep." "First two victims were shot from a distance, IDs were taken." "Two victims were shot up close, IDs were not taken." "Clearly the first two victims were the targets." "The Langhams roll up to the scene, wrong place, wrong time." "Killer shoots the Langhams, freaks out, doesn't bother to take their IDs." "Doesn't even notice that one of the first victims that he shot was only wounded." "We got a hit on the male victim's prints." "His name's Leonard Railton." "Native American." " Lived on the Storm River Reservation." " That's right next to the state forest." "Uh, he's been in and out of the system since his teens." "Mostly small stuff, couple of drug busts." "No family listed." "His emergency contact is his parole officer." "Go and show Jane Doe a picture of Leonard and the Langhams." "It's worth a shot." "Check out the trail the Langhams were hiking." "Sounds like something was going on up there." " Let's go talk to Railton's PO." " Hey." "There's no point in hiding your frustration with Hightower." "I mean, sooner or later, you're just gonna explode with suppressed rage." "With any luck, you'll be next to me." "Well, that's what I'm worried about." "Grace." " You okay?" " Sure." "No." "You?" "This is a good thing." "No more sneaking around." " We get to decide what we wanna do." " Do we know what that is?" "Let's just get through the day." "Tonight we'll open up a bottle of wine and talk." "Yeah, sounds good." " I love you." " I love you." "I thought Leonard had a chance, you know?" "Good kid." "Really trying not to repeat old mistakes." "How long were you Leonard's parole officer, Ms. Brinton?" "A little over a year." " Any family we should speak to?" " No, Leonard didn't have anybody." "But his mother was Shoshone, grew up on the reservation." "I got him to move there after he was released." "Why the reservation?" "Leonard needed people who cared about him." "He could get that there." "It's a small community." "Not too well off, but tight." " Do you live there?" " Mm-hm." "My father's clan is from there." "I'm Shoshone." "Shoshone, uh, with a New York-ltalian-lrish thing going on if I'm not mistaken, with the accent." "Is that from your mother's side?" "I'm not the first person who needed time to figure out who she was." " Mm." " Any indications Leonard was doing anything illegal?" " No." "He had some problems when he first got there but about six months ago, he settled down, got a job." " Had a girlfriend in the valley." " What was her name?" "Derrien Hopwood." "I met her a couple of times." "No record." "Good influence, I thought." "Is this her?" " Oh." "No." "I don't know this woman." " Positive?" " I said, no." " I got it." "Does Leonard have friends on the reservation we should talk to?" " You're going on the res?" " Yeah." " Will the tribal police be with you?" " They're aware of the investigation." "We'll keep them in the loop." " I should go with you." " That's not necessary." "As far as some of them are concerned, you're foreigners." "Foreigners with badges." "You won't get anything." " I'll get my coat." " Excellent." " Well, we got ourselves a native guide." " Yes." "Janine and Mitchell Langham." "Ring any bells?" "No, but I don't really meet people unless they're in trouble." "These people got into trouble." "Any reports of crime on the trails?" " Robberies, assaults?" " No, just raccoons, birds, deer." "Rattlesnakes, bear." "I don't think a bear shot four people with a high-powered rifle." "No." "Bears can't do that." "Neighbors said the Langhams were gonna walk the Morningstar Trail." "Huh." "Morningstar's not one of our more popular trails." "Excuse me." "Ahem." "Tisdale." "Stand by, 1." "Look, I gotta go." "I gotta go up the hill." "We have an animal-control issue." " We need to check out that trail." " Okay." "Okay, the trailhead is over there." "You just stay on the path." "When you get to the fork, you go to the left, okay?" " Just stay to the left." "You'll be fine." " Got it." "Left." "Thanks." "I don't recognize any of these people." " Take your time." "Think about it." " I have." "They're all dead, right?" "Yes." "There's one piece of good news." "We ran you through the fingerprints database." " You're not there." " How is that good news?" "It means you're not a criminal." "Or you're a very, very good one." "How's it going with the, um missing-persons thing?" "Well, no one's filed a missing-persons report fitting your description yet." " But I'm sure it's just a matter of time." " You don't know that." "Look, you had a job to do and you did it." "Thanks." " You don't have to stay." " I'll stick around." "Okay." "Thanks." "Got a lot of time invested here." "But if she leaves, we're into this sexism thing of whose job is more important." " Like I said, it's complicated." " No, it isn't." "Which do you want more, the job or Van Pelt?" " What?" "It's not that easy." " Sure, it is." " This is the fork, right?" " No, we took the fork." " No, I think this is the fork." " Well, whatever." "Go left." " It's not that simple." " Job or Van Pelt." "All there is to it." "The rec center's the community gathering spot." "Leonard used to come here." "This is Joseph Silverwing." "He helped to settle Leonard in here." "He's on the tribal council." "Joseph, these are the detectives I called you about." " Teresa Lisbon, hi." " Patrick Jane." "We're investigating the murder of Leonard Railton." " Can you tell us anything about him?" " He was a good kid." " Worked hard, stayed out of trouble." " We heard he had a job?" "Down at, uh, Markham Willis' place." "It's a souvenir shop just off the reservation." "Was Leonard having any problems?" "No." "Did you hear about any arguments or fights?" "No." " Money problems, health issues?" " No." "You're right." "You really are opening things up." "Do you know about any relationships he was having off the reservation?" "No." "Nice shot." "Do you guys know Leonard Railton?" "I'll take that as a yes." "I'm trying to find the person who killed him." "Do you wanna help me with that?" "Don't all speak at once." "Who's gonna talk first?" " We don't talk to po-po." " Po-po?" "I like that." "But I'm not po-po." "I'm a po-po consultant." "How about this?" "I bet that I can sink a ball before your best player can." "And he can have three chances to my one." "And if I lose 50 bucks." "Huh?" "But if I win, you tell me about Leonard." "We got a deal?" "Great." "Who's your sharpshooter?" "It's you, isn't it, shorty?" " Let's do this." " Okay." "All right." "First ball in wins." " You get three chances." "I get one." " Okay." "And by the way that girl you're crushing on in the blue sweater?" "It's never gonna happen." "She's into the tall guy." " Good luck." " My money's on the kid." "One." " Ha-ha-ha." "Two." "Last time." "Good luck, lucky last." "That's three." "There's a hole in that ball." "Here's the hard part." "Ooh." "Schooled you." "Okay, so, uh, what was Leonard's story?" "He had money." "A lot of it." "Always had the newest kicks." " Since when?" " Like six months ago." " Well, I heard he had a job." " Heh." "Oh, yeah." "At Willis' souvenir shop." "That's pennies." "Leonard had money." " Any idea where that might come from?" " He wouldn't say." "But he was out in the woods all the time so we figured, you know?" "Yes?" "Everybody knows what goes on in the woods." "Oh, sure, the woods." "Yeah, this is not the trail." " It's over here." " Are you sure?" "I thought I saw it over here." "Water tank?" " Cho." "Yeah?" "There's a pot plant here." "Actually, there's a whole bunch of pot plants here." " Looks like a farm." " Oh, yeah." "Which means there's probably some bad guys with guns." "No bars." "So much for backup." "Only one shooter." "You draw fire." "I'll take him from the side." "Ready?" "One, two, three." " Rigsby, clear." "Got it." "It's the kind of farm you find all over public lands." "An acre of plants, irrigation pipes everywhere." "Must be tapping water from up the valley." " Maybe he's in a hospital." " Didn't see any blood." "I doubt it." "Do you think the ranger directed you to the farm?" "Was this a setup?" "Hard to say." "We got turned around." "I'm not sure we were on the trail." " Where's the ranger?" " In the mountains, out of calling range." " Find out when he's back." " Looks like Railton was working for the pot farmers." " A hundred ways that could turn ugly." "Meh." "If Leonard was farming the weed, he would have told his friends about it." "Whatever he was doing, he felt shame or ambivalence." "Which takes the investigation where?" " We haven't spoken to the girlfriend yet." "So go do that." "You two talk to Narcotics see if there's a line on marijuana players in that area." "You heard what she said." "We weren't living together or anything." "Just hanging out." "So Leonard isn't the baby's father, Miss Hopwood?" "Kai's father?" "No." "I know, honey." "But Leonard liked your little boy, didn't he?" "Sure." "Leonard bought most of the toys here." "And this, uh, enormous stack of infant formula." "Yeah, like a thousand bucks' worth." " What's the story with that?" " It was because Kai got this rash." "It was going around, you know." "A couple of kids had it." "He had this idea it was the powdered formula." "He made me throw all the powdered out." "Which is crazy, because it's cheaper and it's real easy to use." " All you do is add water." " How's the rash now?" "All gone." "Heh." "I guess he was right." "You weren't surprised to hear about Leonard, were you?" "I mean, you cared for him but you weren't startled to learn that he was dead." "He had money and not from that lame souvenir-store job." "He wouldn't tell me where he was getting it." "My experience is that means trouble." "Your best guess?" "I don't know." "Whatever else he was doing, he was always good to me and Kai." "He was a good man." " You find who did this." " We'll do everything we can." "Mr. Willis, how long was Leonard working here?" "Uh, I guess about six months." "I hired him on Dolores Brinton's recommendation." "Great kid." "Good worker." "Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about." "Pretty great, huh?" "This is fantastic." "Do you deliver?" " As a matter of fact, we do." "All right." "Jane, put it back." " What?" "You heard me." "Now." " Okay." "Now." "All right." "We think that, uh, Leonard was getting money someplace else." " Any idea what that was about?" " No." "Never said a word about it." " What was he doing?" " We're still working on that." "I can give you a deal on that bonnet." "Special law-enforcement discount." "Hm-hm." "You're not self-conscious about peddling your own culture, are you?" "Ha-ha-ha." "This is not my culture." "This war bonnet is from the Laguna people." "Has nothing to do with the Shoshone." "It's kind of a pastiche, really." "But that's what you Americans wanna buy, so that's what I sell." "Thank you for your time, Mr. Willis." "Jane." " Jane." "I'll meet you outside." " Is there some kind of service for Leonard?" " Tomorrow afternoon, I believe." "Ah." "It's such a shame." "I'm gonna take that." "And I like this one too." "It's really beautiful." "So that as well." "And, um this thing." "I'll see if I can get a tune out of that." " Just love those feathers." "Mm." "Grace, hi, it's Jane." "How's it going with Jane Doe there?" "She got a clue yet?" "Hm." "Didn't think so." "You know, bring her down to the office." "I think we're gonna have to get a little more interventionist." "If you start to feel dizzy or woozy or anything..." "Grace." "Quit hovering." " Eh?" "She's fine." " I took her out of the hospital, Jane." " She's my responsibility." " I get that, but she's fine." "Aren't you?" "What are these?" "Oh, these are pictures of where you're from." " I don't know where I'm from." " Sure, you do." "I'll lay money on the fact that you're a local." "You have roots around here." "You visited places like this as a kid." "One of these pictures here will mean something to you." " I get nothing from that." " What about this?" "Hm?" " No." " Grace, a minute?" "Oh, sure." "I'll be right back." "This?" "Just relax." "Don't work so hard." "Look at that." "Have you ever seen a more beautiful, more peaceful place?" "Wouldn't it be cool if I could just say the word, and you could be right there?" "Listening to the birds sing the wind rustling through the trees the water lapping against the shore." "If I could just say the word." "Wayne, this couldn't wait?" "This is so simple." "I love you." "More than this job, more than anything." "You got shot at today." "You're full of adrenaline." "No, no." "Well, yes, but that doesn't matter." "I know what I wanna do." "I, uh..." "I talked to a guy in the San Francisco office today." "There's an opening in the Major Crimes Unit." "It's only an hour and a half away." " You mean it?" " Please, let's just do this." "I don't care where I work." "I want you." " You really mean it?" " Yes." "Yes." "Really?" "Now?" "Tisdale should be off the mountain in an hour." "His bank records say he's depositing 2 grand a month over his salary, cash." "Let's go talk to him." "Tisdale." "I was gonna call you." "I just heard." "Pot farm." "Doesn't that beat everything?" " Right in your woods." "Yeah." "I've been hiking these trails for eight years." "I had no idea." "I don't know where you ended up." "You must have gotten seriously turned around." "That's hard to believe when the pot farmers were paying you $2000 a month." "Two...?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "You're gonna have to come with us." "Ugh!" "Nice work." "Felt good." "Heh." "Send you to the farm?" "I was trying like hell to keep you away from it." "All you had to do was stay on the trail." "Is that so hard?" "So you were taking money from the pot dealers to protect their farm, right?" "They were paying me to direct tourists away and let them know if there were any local cops or feds snooping around." "But that's it, okay?" "These people who got killed, I never even saw them." "I need the names of the people who paid you." "I can't do that." "Look, these aren't hippies growing weed in the forest, okay?" "These are serious, serious men." "If they learn that I gave up their names, they'll kill me." "Look, they know you've been arrested." "They think you're giving them up now." "With these men around, you're in danger." " Give us their names." "We'll lock them up." " Not a chance." "It's your call." " You got a family?" "Uh, yeah." "I suggest you send them somewhere." "Not out of town." "Get them out of state." " Know anybody on the East Coast?" " No." "That's too bad." "How about overseas?" " First-rate interviewer you got there." " Thank you." "Hey, what's up?" "Rigsby and Cho tell me there was only one dude with a gun." "That doesn't seem like much." "No, it's not." "When you say, "These are not hippies." "These are serious, serious men" that implies many scary men with large guns, right?" " Yes." "So why just one?" "I don't know, they might be low on money." "I mean, the crop is doing badly." " Plants are dying?" " Yeah, yeah." "The word is it's been going on for about six months." "Nobody can figure it out." "They're freaking out about it." " I'm sure." " Jane." "Yeah?" "Uh, I think I got it." "I gotta go." "I'll see you later." "Thank you." " So, what'd you get from the guy?" " The pot farmers didn't kill Leonard." " That so?" " Yep." " You certain?" " Well, certainty's the mother of fools." "So all this is just guesswork with you." "Pretty much." "I mean, that's..." "That's what I do." "I guess." " For instance, I guess you're married." " I'm wearing a ring." "Well, I guess that you're married but not happily." "Not that there's divorce proceedings in place but possibly a trial separation." " Guess I should've put up a photo, huh?" " Mm-hm." "I know you're not giving me relationship advice so I have to wonder why you would go there." "I guess it's your way of expressing unhappiness." "Mm." "Could be." "I guess it's your way of saying you're unhappy with the way I'm handling Lisbon." "We spend a lot of time together, and when she's unhappy, uh I'm less happy." " It's human nature." " Yes, it is." "I'll tell you what, Patrick why don't you let me handle my business my way and then judge me by the results, and I'll let you handle yours your way?" "Up to a point." "That sounds fair." "Up to a point." " Yeah, very fair." "We done?" " No." "Please don't interrupt interrogations." "It's rude." " That's a rule, is it?" " Guideline." " I'll keep it in mind." " Now we're done." "Loving those pumps." " Thank you." " Bye." "Oh, what's this?" "Interesting." "We need to take amnesia girl up to the reservation." " Meet me in the parking lot." " Why the reservation?" "They're holding a memorial for Leonard." "She might remember something." " Worth a try, I guess." " Oh." "Do me a favor?" "Don't mention this to Lisbon or Hightower." "Um, why not?" " Well, why complicate things?" " Complicate how?" "You shouldn't have taken her out of the hospital in the first place." "Your car, parking lot, 10 minutes." "Mr. Jane, what are you doing here?" "Well, we're here to pay our respects." "It's okay." "We won't eat much." "Leonard had only been with us a short while." "But if you saw him walking a trail up at the lakes or riding a horse, you could see that he was home." "So remember the old words:" "When a friend dies, we should not cry." "We should not hate someone or fight." "We should do right always." "And we should listen to the old words and remember Leonard." " If anyone else has something to say..." " Oh, I would." "This woman was with Leonard when he was shot." "She has lost her memory." "So we brought her here today to see if a face or a place or anything could help her remember who she is." "This is kind of a sacred moment." "Is this really the time?" "Lt'll take but a second." "Anything?" "No." "Never mind, the trip was not entirely wasted." "I was also looking at all of you to see if anyone recognized her." "And it seems to me that somebody here does know this woman." "And that somebody is you, sir." "Me?" " I think you're mistaken." " Prove it." "How?" "Look into my eyes and hold this." "Now, tell me you don't know her." "I do not know this woman." "Okay." "Um..." "Okay." "It appears that I'm mistaken." "Which is very good for you." "That eliminates you from our inquiry." "Uh, my apologies, carry on." "We'll just take our seats in the back." "Thank you." "And listen, if you don't want us here, then just say the word and we'll go." " Just say the word." "I think it would be better..." "I see it." "I see it, I see it, I see it." "I see it." "Now, just relax, breathe, and tell us what you see." "There's a blue lake." "Pine trees, a mountain." "There's a bird singing." "Tell us what's happening at this lake." " It's where the bad thing happened." " What bad thing?" "Go look." "They left something on the shore." " Who did?" " Go look." "They left something." "They left something." "I'm sorry." "Okay, show's over." "Come on." "Watch your head." "So Mr. Silverwing is gonna complain to our superiors in the strongest terms." " Nice work." " See, that's why I didn't bring you along." "Deniability." "How did you know we were here?" "I had little tiny GPS trackers sewn into all your suits." "For a second there, I almost believed you." "Grace?" "Sorry, Jane, I had to tell her." "It's my job." "All right, it's noted." " Get her back to the hospital." " Yes, boss." "She did remember something." "We have a clue." " A lake in the mountains?" "The shore?" " Could be where the murders happened." " There's 50 lakes in those mountains." " I'll take her back to the hospital." "I'm sorry I didn't tell you where I was going." "I was trying to protect you." "I knew I was gonna stir things up and with Hightower..." " Don't." "Don't ever try to protect me." "I can protect myself from Hightower or anybody else." " Okay." " Let's go back to the office." "Or we could stay here and catch Leonard's killer." "How are we gonna do that?" "I need a cup." "Paper or plastic." "I'd prefer paper." "So Jane Doe didn't remember the lake?" "Posthypnotic suggestion." "I showed her a picture of a lake and told her she would remember it when she heard the phrase "say the word."" "She remembered the picture, associated it with the crime and felt something was left behind." " What something?" " It doesn't matter." "The killer's feeling paranoid, so he or she will be compelled to go back to the scene of the crime and make sure nothing was left behind." "Assuming the murder occurred at the lake." " Well, it did." " Because?" "Because the pot crop died and Leonard Railton was worried about the water his girlfriend's baby was getting." "Hey, it's over here." "And the water supply for around here comes from the mountain lakes." "Cho followed whoever left the memorial for the lake." " And?" "Who is it?" "We'll see." "Where is he?" "Straight through the trees." "Hands up." " What's going on?" " Get your hands up." "I don't understand." "What are you doing?" " Rifle shell." " Where'd you get that, Mr. Willis?" "I just found it." "I was gonna give it to you." "Do you think it's connected to those murders?" "That's the best you got?" " Why'd you shoot those four people?" " I didn't." "Well, keep in mind that two of them, the Langhams they were, uh, byproducts." "Latecomers." "But Leonard..." "Leonard you killed because of what's in the lake, didn't you?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " Toxic waste." "Great big barrels of it, I expect, dumped by you." "That's why the pot plants in the valley were dying." "That's why Derrien Hopwood's child got a rash." "Leonard was gonna tell, so you had to shoot him." "And anyone else that just happened to come along that day." "I don't even know what to say." "That is not true." "Well, this is ground zero for the dumping so the water here must be much more toxic than it is down in the valley." " That is nonsense." " Really?" "Feeling a little parched?" " Have a drink." " No." " No." " Why not?" " Oh, come on, cheers." "Have a drink." " No." " Little sip." " No, please, stop." "No!" "All right!" "I tried to get so many ideas across at tribal council." "But somebody didn't like it, or it wasn't culturally appropriate or blah-de-blah-de-blah." "So this guy said he needed to dump some stuff and did I know any place on the res that he could do it?" "So I had Leonard take him up to the lake." "I figured with his record, he'd take the money and keep his mouth shut." "We did well." "Got more trucks off there." "I mean, something was finally working for me." "And then that kid in the valley got a rash." "And Leonard was worried, said that we were poisoning the valley and if we didn't stop, that he was gonna blow the whistle." "And then I overheard him on the phone arranging to meet somebody up at the lake." "So I went too." "When did the Langhams get there?" "I was cleaning up." "I mean, what were they doing there anyway?" "They were taking a hike." "I'm sorry." "I am." "I'm sorry." "Well, that's okay, then." "As long as you're sorry, maybe we'll just let you go." "We're kidding." "Hey." "I got something for you." "Your driver's license." "We got it from Markham Willis." "Your name is Camille Dillon." "You live in Oakland." "You're an Internet journalist and writer." "We contacted your family." "Your mom is on her way from Des Moines." "Heh." "My name is Camille?" "Apparently, you taught Leonard Railton while he was in the juvenile system." "A little while ago, he got in touch with you..." "Wait." "Something..." "Something was wrong." "They were..." "Someone was, uh, dumping..." "Toxins." " Yes." "And he wanted people to know." "He called and he asked for my help." "I..." "I remember him." "I remember him asking for my help." "I remember." "I remember me." "I know who I am." "Hey." "Just let me finish this up, and we'll go talk to Hightower." "Wayne." "What's up?" "I love you." "I do." " But I think I love the job more." " The job's not a problem." "I'm gonna go." "You'd be leaving the unit." "For us." "So?" "I don't want that responsibility." "You'll hate me for it." "Maybe not today, but someday you will." " No, Grace, we..." " I'm so sorry." "You're, uh, certain about this?" "I know who I am." "Narcotics picked up the pot farmers off the ranger's confession." "I also got a call from Silverwing about a stunt you pulled on the reservation." " I wouldn't call that a stunt..." " He was displeased." "Yes, ma'am." "I filled out a P-90..." " You solved the triple, right?" " Yeah." " Nobody got hurt?" " No." "Then to hell with him." "You got justice done." "Keep up the good work." " That was unexpected." " I'll say." " Hey, Grace." " Hey." " You all right?" " I'm fine." "Okay, but..." "Uh, I just..." "I just, uh, forgot my stuff."

"Subtitles by jojimoreau" "We're closed." "Closed!" ""Saul Goodman and Associates"." "I'll see if he's in." "Please, hold." "Skyler White, calling." "Skyler White on the line." "Hey." "What the hell does she want?" "He's nowhere to be found?" "I called his condo." "I called every number I have for him." "I'm sure he's fine." "You're sure?" "As in... you know where he is." "I'm not the man's keeper, but Walt's a big boy." "He'll turn up." "Mr.Goodman, clearly something is going on here." "I mean, why would he leave his car in my driveway?" "People carpool to work, right." "It's good for the environment." "He carpools?" "He carpools to his job at a meth lab." "Your breaking up, there." "I didn't quite catch that last..." "You're a chatty cathy, today." "Do you know anything?" "Anything, at all." "Please, I am looking for some help, here." "Look, Walter is fine." "I guarantee that a hundred percent." "100%..." "You gotta passport, right?" "Sous-titre par jojimoreau"

"You, Al, are an object lesson in the healing powers of obstinacy... and a hostile disposition." "My leg and arm are waxy." "How they feel to you is not the relevant measure." "I judge objectively the way they respond to stimuli... and they are much fucking improved." "In the overall, sir, I call you a miracle." "Ready to meet the world." "How much longer you suppose I'll be buying claims, Mr Wolcott?" "We're close to the end." "Otherwise, I'll need to start dancing out here in long johns... or baying at the moon." "Give people some idea of why I'm going against logic." "This phase is nearly over... even as another begins." "I propose formation of a bank..." "Mr Star, with yourself as chief officer... my holdings in the camp standing surety... and Mr Ellsworth as overseer of my interests." "I see." "Not quite a rousing endorsement." "It's just what's needed, Mrs Garret." "I don't know that I should be part of it." " Why, Mr Star?" " Other obligations." "Oughtn't you... or anyone urging such connections as disqualifying you... think of the good of the camp?" "We all have... complicating obligations." "Might those be my new employees?" "There's a combat in prospect between those two." "As equal as the Sioux with the Whites." "All right?" "Well, you left upright, about half a cunt hair." "Well, bring me fucking straight then." "I got him, Dan." "Whoa." "Right, there you go." "Straight as a string." "Stand back then, Johnny." "Any drool, first fucking fleck, you give me this." "You never showed no fucking spittle, Al." "Do as I fucking say." "Yes, sir." "I'm going in." "Then why am I in first chair?" "Anyone else suck his prick?" "You washed your hands of me, Mr Tolliver... when I was beset amid that rabble... no less contemptibly than Pontius Pilate." "Sometimes the shadow's cast by the sheltering hand." "Meaning the rabble was under your control?" "No, sir." "Wouldn't have them." "I am attuned, though, to the workings of what passes for their minds." "This morning we see the result:" "More claims offered for sale and prices pressed downward." "You suppose the owners fear you might visit your ire on their titles?" " I want to get out of here." " I understand." "Will you have a quick wind of your timepiece before you go?" "No." "No, sir, I will not." "I feel the earth washing away from beneath me." "I want to go away." "We'll fucking miss you." "And you, Mr Wolcott, I find you the most severe disappointment of all." "Often to myself as well." "What impressions do we expect he'll take to Yankton?" "That your money spends... and I'm a dangerous man with whom to disagree." "You put us together, don't that make us the very image of Mr Hearst... as he'd want Yankton to think of him?" "How's the Jew-fucking going?" "It's all right." "What does it add to my understanding?" "He's meeting with the widow this morning." "Spoke to the other of forming a bank, and of her in that connection." " Who's the fucking "other"?" " Fucking Bullock." "My sensibilities do not need coddling, either." "It's no concern for you." "I don't like naming the cocksucker." "Anyways, that may be its purpose... his sitting down with the widow." "The Jew?" "I hope you're getting paid for the pussy." "Don't put a price to it, you'll lose their respect." "He's teaching me accounts." "That's all right then." "Learning is like currency to them." "He stares in my eyes when he fucks me, longing-like." "Jesus Christ." "You don't look so bad." "Yeah, next thing to up and about." "Ma'am, may I?" "A.W. Merrick, ma'am, of the Black Hills Pioneer... making bold to introduce himself." "I am Mary Stokes, Mr Merrick." "I thought so!" "I hoped so." "I'm delighted to make your acquaintance, ma'am." "And for the camp's children, whom you will edify." " Is this yours?" " Yes." "And your bags, your bags." "Let's see, are they up here?" "Liar." " Miss Trixie." " What is this now?" "Nothing nefarious." "I was looking for you." "My nerves have had a shock." " How so?" " Mrs Garret took poorly." "At the meeting with Mr Star?" "Come here." "I'll add that... she hasn't looked well the last few weeks... especially in the morning." "Pale." "What are you fucking hinting at?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "She ain't looked well mornings opposed to the rest of the day?" "Pale?" "How does sharing observations make me liable to rebuke?" "You got her knocked up, in other words." "Me?" "I ain't got her in any way at all, Trixie." "In your opinion, I'm saying, she's in the way." "I work for the woman in her fucking employ." "I understand that." "And that is the sole fucking full extent of it." "Would you do the right thing?" "I was not involved." "We're fucking past that." "I know you weren't fucking involved." "Who was involved, too... far as that fucking goes?" "Would you?" "Would I fucking what?" "Do the right fucking thing in that fucking situation?" "What's the situation?" "Explain it." "If she wanted the child... how a woman wants one that ain't certain she's made to bear many... willing even to bear it out of wedlock... but for the hurt she'd do another and the humiliation she'd do... and to that other woman's little boy." "Would you do it then?" "Do?" "The right fucking thing." "Don't get fucking coy with me." "Marry her, you're saying?" "And the child in the eyes of others... the issue of my loins." "As much as they care to see." "This is only a passing glance." "So the cum's true author ain't thrown in their fucking face." "Or the true author's wife's face, or the face of that little fucking boy." "Well?" "Would she fucking have me?" "I'd work on that next." " Books." " Ah, wonderful." "I parted with several boxes in Bismarck." "I'm sure to Bismarck's betterment." "Mostly for the sake of the children." "The other few, might I suspect... for the sake of certain childhood memories of your own?" "You may, and be in the right." "When you're situated, Miss Stokes... may I take you on a tour of the camp?" "I would be grateful." "No more than I, Miss Stokes, I assure you." "Oh, a man's come to camp." "Wolcott." "Agent for the Hearst's interest." "I believe he's made calls with Tolliver and Yankton." "That's why Yankton's suddenly got balls." "I made him think I was trying to gull him... and that he had turned the tables on me." "How much did he buy you for?" "I kept Dan apprised while you convalesced... in abbreviated fashion." "How much?" "Oh, $10,000." "Enlisting me, so he thought, to spread rumours about rescission of the claims." "Tolliver's the front?" "Buying from the panicked sellers, engaged by this Wolcott." "This agent for George Hearst?" "That's it in a nutshell." "I meant you no disloyalty, Al." "You look out for yourself against the chance I'd die." "I never wished for that outcome." "But I am a born follower." "In any case, here we are... if tactically disadvantaged, exactly as before in strength." "Oh, sure." "Thank you, sir." " Morning." " Morning, Sol." "Thanks for opening." "You were out." "Yes." "Yes, I paid a call and then I've been walking." "The call was on Mrs Garret." "We agreed that wasn't gonna happen." "Our agreement was to not solicit her investment in a bank." "The call I paid was at her invitation." "I don't give a fuck who invited who, Sol." "That's your position." "Was the bank the subject of the meeting?" "Get out!" "Excuse us a little while, please." "She invited me, Seth." "To talk of forming a bank, came here and invited you?" "Sent Ellsworth that works for her." "You told me none of it." "Suspecting maybe you mightn't act rational." "But I bet you told the whore." "We're done talking about this for now." " No!" " Yes, Seth." "We're done talking about this." "If you keep it up, we're going to fight... and you'll have to work by yourself while I convalesce." "Until late, Mr Swearengen, I was employed by Alma Garret... as tutor to her orphan ward." " Sacked two days ago." " Let her tell it." "In the course of my employment..." "I frequently saw Mrs Garret under the influence of opiates." "In this state, she admitted to me... having commissioned the murder of her husband." "What a world." "She named you as her instrument." "Said I killed him?" "She never specified you'd actually killed him." " Left it vague-like." " Exactly." " That I was her instrument?" " Yes." "So we could pin it on someone else, or I could take the fall, confess..." " supporting your version?" " Yes." "In writing and then subsequently escape." "Such has been known to occur." "Leaving the widow lonely at the bar of justice." "Better one than none at all." " Who do you work for?" " People of means." "People you work for were hired by people of means." "Don't get cagey, Miss Isringhausen." "Let me suggest, Mr Swearengen... you do not get distracted from your opportunity." "Not who I work for should concern you, but the amount you'll be paid... and the surety of its delivery." "Too fucking true." "Why, I pray fervently it ain't the Pinkertons whose pay you're in... and that her dead husband's people hired to steal her gold." "I got unrelated reasons to hate those cocksuckers." "$50,000." "I'm hard-pressed to think who the fuck else it would be." "$50,000, Mr Swearengen." "Separate from pay to your subordinates." " Your pockets, not mine?" " Yes." "Would it go against his for the pussy?" "No charge for the pussy." " Mind if I take the day?" " Not at all." "I've got a lot on my plate just now... and I'm feeling less than my full fucking self." "You seem quite formidable to me." "In any case, I'll wait to hear from Silas." "Do." "That'd be grand." "I guess if I called you a cunt, I needn't expect you to faint?" " No." " Getting struck be a first?" "How have I injured your interests?" "Think he's upstairs considering me for promotion?" "Anyway, clear out of my room." "Come up and fuck me, why don't you?" "Simple as that?" "I'd fear a snakebite." "Come up and fuck me, and I'll answer every one you want to ask." "Morning, Sheriff." "You sober enough to listen?" "Did you just intend to insult me?" " Excuse me, Sheriff." " I know." "You face business reverses." "Like losing my fucking claim." "People angry at their difficulties often act like fucking idiots... but there'll be no murdering people in this camp of any colour... or assaults on officials of any stripe." "Even Yankton thieves who are in league with God knows fucking who?" "Officials from Yankton or otherwise, or thieves or not." "If you can't live with that, get out of this fucking camp." "I can live with it." "You have to keep rubbing my fucking nose in it?" "Do not misconduct yourself again in this camp." "Must he take what the Sheriff just fucking give him?" "Apparently so." "He needn't." "Not by custom, not by fucking law." "Name my remedy then." "Outside every county courthouse in the land is the lady blindfolded." "True, far as it goes." "To ignore how them scales she carries sometimes gets balanced out." "There, I take no position." "I could take a leather punch... and stab the bastard's horse in the fucking ass." "You could, and you'd be in the right." "Carve on its coat:" ""Bullock, I fucked your horse..."" "and square the fucking scales." "And if the blindfold was down, see the lady a-winking... while she told you, you done it like a man." "And if I carve "fuck," I will... have fucked the horse beforehand." "Preaching to the choir." " Thanks." " Sure." "Mingle the shit somewhat." "You ought to take up whittling." "Ready to receive currency, Captain, in exchange for titles." "Yes." "And as I've learned to sustain discourse while counting..." "I'm gonna ask you to take counsel with me." "In what regard?" "Well, first, let's agree them Chink whores make a poor appearance." "Yes." "And as far as locales for fucking, them cribs they're in lack allure." "They might attract the intended clientele." "Now, that's an attitude right there I want us to counsel on." "Smart-alecky sort of attitude... and almost with a quality of fucking anger to it." "I don't find exact fucking words for it... but it fucking disturbs and concerns me." "By my lights, I feel I manage well." "Well, you can say that, Mr Wolcott... yet I hear accounts... that you're a dangerous lay... and that adds to my feeling disturbed." "Are you inclined, sir, every so often... to ride one off the cliff?" "Girls, I mean?" "I am disturbed at my private conduct being spoken of." "Well, I should think you fucking would be." "And to think of Mr Hearst's disturbance if he was to fucking know." "Because... that's a dangerous habit to indulge when you're not among friends." "Are you my friend, Mr Tolliver?" "And someone past surprise at habits or inclination, or turns of events... and who don't confuse himself far as sitting in judgement... with our Lord in fucking Heaven." " I see." " And... who would never tattle to your employer... or jeopardise what's got to be a handsome fucking income." "Goddamn right, I am your friend, Mr Wolcott." "All I can't provide for the party is the cliff." "Believing yourself past surprise does not commend you to me as a friend." "A man inadequately sophisticated... or merely ignorant, or simply stupid... may believe himself past surprise... then be surprised to discover, for example... that Mr Hearst already knows of my inclinations and finds them immaterial." "Suggesting, as a corollary, that your skills for blackmail and manipulation... no longer are assets to you... and for your fatuous belief in their efficacy... in fact, have become liabilities." "In short, you've overplayed your hand." "Now, I should think in consequence... now recognising yourself as a man past his time... that during this last transitional period... you would devote yourself with grateful and quiet diligence... to such uses as others may still find you suitable." "Oh, you bet I'm grateful." "A man like yourself... warmed at Mr Hearst's bosom... secure in his confidence and trust... taking the time and spending the energy to persuade a relic like me." "She'd placed adverts for a tutor in Chicago, Boston and New York." "The interests that employ me saw." " What was you doing at the time?" " Piloting a steamboat." "Was Al right who hired you people to fuck her up?" "That's not something I'm told." "Must be the dead husband's parents... if they want to hang that murder off her neck." "That would make sense." "Why does Swearengen hate the Pinkertons?" "Beats me, a stalwart organisation like that." "Did you help send them miners up the fucking scaffold in Pennsylvania?" "I was busy on the Mississip'." "Past hope." "Past kindness or consideration." "Past justice." "Past satisfaction." "Past warmth or cold or comfort." "Past love." "But past surprise?" "What an endlessly unfolding tedium life would then become." "No, Doris... we must not let you be past surprise." "Carrie's napping." "I'll awaken her." "You needn't." "I'd like to see this young lady just now." "All right." "Doris?" "Ah, teachers one remembers." "The thrilling kindness of the extra moment taken... the extra word of encouragement offered." ""You, young man," or "woman" as the case might have been..." ""have an interesting turn of mind."" "Yes." "And to take that extra moment in turn." "Oh, Miss Stokes, to alter a life's course with a word... how I revere you... your profession." " Well, thank you, Mr Merrick." " No, thank you, Miss Stokes." "And all teachers in you." "There before you is the Bullock house." "It was recently constructed by Mr Bullock." "These streets." "I got to meet him, Wu." "Cocksucker!" "San Francisco cocksucker." "I have got to meet him." "Swearengen, San Francisco cocksucker meet!" "San Francisco cocksucker and Swearengen got to meet." "I've got to meet him, Wu." "I've got to see how much juice he's got." "Jews?" "Yeah, I've got to see how much juice San Francisco cocksucker's got." "Jew?" "Jew?" " No." "No, Wu." "No Jews." " Jew?" "No Jew." "Forget juice." " Forget juice." " No Jew?" "Forget juice." "No, Swearengen." "No San Francisco cocksucker." "No Jew." "Swearengen, Wu." "Wu and Swearengen." "Where are the other girls?" "Mooning over a dress at that store." "What is it?" "He's in a room with Doris." "Wolcott." " Why is he with Doris?" " I don't know." " Well, why ain't he with Carrie?" " Carrie's napping." "I can't imagine... what Carrie might have told Wolcott about Doris... to make him want to fuck her." "Maybe that she reports to Cy Tolliver?" "To keep Wolcott from bouncing Doris off more walls?" "Look up from your fucking magazine, Maddie." "I would like to see Carrie now." "Assist me in a flight of fancy, gentlemen." "Well, don't make me think of Leon in a dress, Mr T." "Or me of him anything but fully clothed." "Mr Merrick appears before you." ""Somebody's fucked with my newspaper office," he says." ""My presses are a mess." ""My vowel trays are overturned," or the like." " How do you respond?" " Go fuck yourself." "We don't know anything about it." "If you ain't here to fuck or be fleeced, get on your merry way." "Good." "Now, how about:" ""Referee's the only neutral in a prize fight, Merrick..." ""and you ain't one of those."" "We could say that." "What would we mean?" "I don't know, fellas." "I do not fucking know." "Well, if you don't, we don't have to, either." "I am saying, far as I'm concerned... your initiative and leadership abilities... and stick-fucking-to-it-iveness are all in fucking question." "And was I either or both of you..." "I'd consider this a fucking test." "When do you suppose he'll show up?" "Once we've paid a visit to his place, Leon." "Oh." "And aftermath, when Merrick's path crosses ours... he'll hear of the "neutral" and the "prize fight."" "In no uncertain terms." "And know the import of that fucking parable." "All right then." "Got any sledgehammers?" "Always." " I'm going in there." " No, you aren't." " He ain't the type to be with two women." " I never took his full history." "I'm saying he ain't." "What are we to do here, Carrie?" "Get rid of her." "They'll let you." "I suppose they will, but that won't dispose of the problem." "What's the problem?" "I don't know." "I can't say." "I don't want you to have seen me." "I don't care you killed her." "She must have done something to you." "I mean something different." "I don't want to have been seen." "Then you're fucking crazy." "And you're going to kill me in this fucking shithole." "Do you know how to make it not hurt?" "Now, I could cut off my arm." "I'm going in." "Your gun isn't there." "I've got it." "Go on, get out!" "Miss Stubbs." "Mr Utter." "What did you do, Mr W?" "Something very expensive." "$100,000." "For now." "And more when I want it for as many years as I live." "For all the years of my life." "Do you understand?" "There's trouble at my place, Cy." "Where is Sheriff Bullock when he's needed?" "Her last report to you, did Doris speak of getting beat on?" " That's the man making the trouble." " Don't you fucking follow me." "How much money you got, Jack?" "Don't put me in the fucking middle, Joanie." "No, I wouldn't." "$1,400." "Can you run to Mr Utter, Lila, tell him to ready a wagon." "Sure, Joanie." "Go get your fucking money, Jack." "Again." "Open the fucking bag for him, verify it's fucking gold." "I know." "I don't want it." "Anyways, good meeting you." "Come on out, Wu." "Juice?" "If $20,000 don't tempt him to converse, you're fucking-a-right." "Maybe you and me should be working for him." "Wu, Swearengen." "All right, Wu, it's been a long fucking day." " No San Francisco cocksucker." " Come on, Wu, Al's tired." " Hearst." " What about him?" "San Francisco." "You think Hearst and the Chink's connected?" "You think he was born looking down his nose at $20,000?" "Chief fact is, no witnesses are extant." "The other madam was here once when I came out, Joanie Stubbs." " Before you did this?" " Yes." "When I came back out, she was gone." " Was she ever in the bedroom?" " No." "Don't worry about the other madam." "Go to the hotel." "Eat, if you can stand the food." "This will all be took care of." "I told you, Mr Wolcott, all's I can't provide is the cliff." "Go on now, get out of here." "I apologise for bringing Trixie into it, and calling her what I did." "That wasn't new information to me." "After you and me talked, I searched that idiot Steve out... to rebuke him and smack him in the face for being who he was." "Sheriff." "Tell me about your meeting with Mrs Garret." "She never once mentioned your name." "She wants to form the bank to better the camp." " And asked you to be involved?" " To serve as chief officer." "You'd be a good one." "I got the impression that she might be with child." "Lot, before God, could make no case for that food." "Lot's wife may have been in that food." "Over salted as it was." "I took that to be your meaning." "Shit." "Stay still, God damn it." "While I come on your fucking leg." "You're lucky I'm not fucking you." "You tell the Sheriff how that fucking felt... me coming on your fucking leg." "Or that I saved you from an ass fucking." "What else did you learn at that school that teached you that?" "Mr Tolliver, my office has been torn apart." " Hard luck." " My press has been damaged... my vowel tray beyond repair." "And the newly-arrived schoolteacher..." "Miss Stokes, has been badly frightened and has retreated to her hotel." "Do we blame unsavoury elements?" "I regard this incident as postscript... to the visit by County Commissioner Jarry." "Interesting." "Retribution for my refusal to associate my newspaper... with Yankton's notice on title to the claims." "For pinning the notice, you mean, on a wall... instead of printing it under your masthead?" "That is my meaning exactly." "Disassociating the Deadwood Pioneer from what I took to be... the opposite of an effort to inform." "Maybe if you had done your part, calmed the fucking waters a little... instead of treeing the county commissioner... the hooples would have gone and got their loads on... and been waiting for your next edition." "No, we differ, Mr Tolliver, on the function of the press." "Ain't the lesson for you in this, Merrick... that with fucked up machinery, the press cannot function at all?" "And is that the vandalism's purpose, sir?" "And of the dog defecating in my office... with ruffians dispatched by you as the lesson's author?" "I doubt they had a dog with them." "Hostetler, what the hell are you doing?" " He was in here fucking a horse." " I did not fuck that horse." "I'm asking you what you're doing." "I'm gonna go get a shoeing tool... and I'm gonna hit this bastard right here... and I'm gonna drop him like a piece of beef." "I never fucking harmed you." "Guess he ain't talking to me." "I didn't kill you like he's fixing to kill me." "You need to die, Steve." "Hard as you worked, as much shit as you had to eat... only way it makes any sense to kill him... is if you sign everything you got across to me first." "'Cause then I could see the logic." "I'm gonna kill him, then I'm fucking gonna come back and kill you." "And this isn't my will." "Do you believe that God can act through a nigger?" "God does not want you to kill." "Do you believe that God would let me feel mercy toward you... that tarred me and fucked his horse?" "I do." "But I did not fuck the horse." "Would you go hence in gratitude... if you received mercy in this stable?" "I would." "Write out..." ""I fucked the Sheriff's horse." Then we gonna have him sign it." " I didn't fuck the horse." " "I fucked..."" "I jerked off." "I came on his leg." "Would you sign off on that slight exaggeration... to keep from getting your fucking head smashed in?" "Yes." "Would you bless coloured folk and God that's father to us all?" "I would and go hence in gratitude." " Go hence now, Steve, go on." " Now go." "And if your gratitude ebbs, remember, we got your signature." "I'll go, and I'll remember." "I took a drink of liquor and it put me to sleep." "How he got in, how I got beside myself..." "I ain't took a drink... in 17 years." " Yeah, well, you're over that now." " I don't want any." "That tomboy get you that message?" "I owe you." "When they come for you like they did before..." " you would have did like I did." " Only quicker." " I appreciated the message." " So be it henceforth." "Was it a difficult day?" "No." "Mamma met the new schoolteacher and very much liked her." "Mr Merrick brought her to call." "Good." "I liked her very much." "I'm delighted she's finally arrived." "Good." "I lack my accustomed stamina." "Bullshit, Doc." "They've been coming at Al in waves... and he stood them all the fuck off." "He'd have stopped Sherman shy of the sea." "Without the use of a leg, would they have fired me from a fucking cannon?" "Well, I find you in excellent fettle." "Relative to my former wreckage?" "Relatively speaking, yes." "All conditions are fucking relative." "So how is this?" " Relatively speaking?" " Better than this morning." "All right, thanks." "Poke a girl before you go, Doc?" "Well, change off rummaging their twats." "I hope you ain't connected with them new Chinese prostitutes." "I ain't." "But I did try to make friends with their pimp." "Yeah." " We need to muscle up." " Local?" " Don't know who's been bought." " Well, send me to Cheyenne." "You go." "I want you close." "I think I'll take a look outside." "What about that forest fucking type... you used to maraud with before you met me?" "Crop Ear?" "Yeah, he lacked the use of a fucking horn." "He ain't available." "Yeah, didn't I hear lately, Dan..." "Crop Ear's been marauding elsewheres?" "Yep." "Let's not appear as fucking triplets, huh?" "Go back down, both of you." "Took some fucking portion of the relative fucking weight." "Come on, come on." "Someone put a hand out." " Who got it?" " Enid." " Split it three ways, Enid." " Thanks, Joanie." " Thank you very much." " Certainly." "It's $1,400." "Split it three ways." "Never come back!"

"Matt Shepherd?" "It's just a party, and he asked me." "He's really nice." "Yeah, to you, maybe." "You guys getting some good work done over here?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Yeah, sounds like it." "What's the bright one?" "Mizar." "It's a double star." "Good." "The one next to it?" "Uh..." "Alcor." "Good, Biederman, and the one next to that?" "Uh..." "I don't know." "It's Megrez." "I don't think so." "Well, you just said you didn't know." "Well, it's not Megrez." "It's something else." "Look." "It's south about 10 degrees." "It's probably a satellite." "Let's uh, take another picture." "We'll send it to Dr Wolf." "Yes, sir." " It's Megrez." " Not Megrez." "It is." "It's not." "[Whispering] It is." "Mario Sereni And Nicolai Gedda" "[Humming Along With Music]" "[Turns Music Down]" "Hmm." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Well, hello there, little fella." "Do I know you?" "Where are you going in such a hurry?" "And there." "[Modem Dialing]" "Come on." "Damn it!" "Biederman." "Come on, you miserable piece of crap." "[Telephone Rings]" "Come on, come on." "Recording:" "You have reached" "If you know the extension of the person you're calling..." "Ow, Jesus!" "press that number now." "Damn it!" "This is relating to the recall of American troops from abroad." "Tragedy struck today as a charter aircraft carrying an army unit returning from duty in Japan crashed this morning... says Secretary of the Treasury Rittenhouse is resigning because his wife is sick." "So who passed Rittenhouse the hemlock?" "AFL/CIO wanted him off the Council of Economic Advisors for not supporting the pension bill, and the president's going to need labor next fall." "And State's still fuming" "Pentagon is unhappy with his readiness reduction proposals." "Beth:" "Greenspan dislikes him." "Christ, who didn't this guy piss off?" "No wonder the wife's sick." "Jenny Lerner:" "She's not sick, she's a drunk." "How do you know that?" "Mike Woodward over at Treasury." "Mrs Rittenhouse started drinking a couple of years ago when her husband had a series of affairs." "Stepped it up last summer after their son died of leukemia." "You want to do something on the price that wives pay?" "Mike Woodward?" "Wife, 3 kids?" "He's been after me for months." "So I threw him a breakfast and hit him up about Rittenhouse." "Bob Campbell's leaving, so midnight Saturday anchor shift is opening up." "Why would I want to give up the White House for a graveyard weekend" "No, no, no, not for you, for me." "No." "Beth." "We'll talk about this later." "Very calm." "The president will be back from Camp David tomorrow." "Business news, Ira." "Just keep working on Rittenhouse." "Maybe Mike's available for dinner." "Do the usual research, background information." "OK, that's it." "Beth, wait." "Listen, Beth, what if it wasn't permanent?" "Oh, God, Jenny, please." "Honey, this is how it works." "You've done 2 years of research." "Now do 3 as a segment producer." "5 on air doing domestic features, another 2 in some cholera-ridden hellhole." "And then I'll quit if they don't give you a weekend anchor shot." "Hello, Caitlin." "There you are." "Are you protecting me or just holding me back?" " Yes." " OK." "Rittenhouse tape and text on my desk by 4:00 tomorrow, and we'll drop in the reverses for the 5." "OK." "At this moment right now" "Thank you" "The pretty little girls are walking down the aisle." "They're spreading flowers." "The twins." "What are their names?" "Emma and Susanna." "They're walking down the aisles, and they're dropping rose petals, and everyone's smiling at them, and now she's walking down the aisle." "Yes, and she stands beside him." "And the priest says, "Dearly beloved--"" "Judge." "The judge says, "Blah, blah, blah." ""Sickness and health, blah, blah, blah." "Do you, Jason Lerner, take Chlorine Whatchamacallit?"" "Mom, Chloe." "What did I say?" "You said... you said "Chlorine." Her name's Chloe..." "Oh." "Well, it's still a terrible name." "Jason says, "Lie, lie, lie, till death do us part, blah, blah, blah,"" "and she says yes, and he says yes, and it's kissy, kissy, kissy, and congratulations." "[sigh]" "Jenny, you now have a new stepmother who is 2 years older than you." "The check." "Well, anyway, as much as I'd like to stay here and get silly with you, Mom," "I can't." "I gotta go." "I know, I know, I know." "I'm sorry about this." "We'll get over it." "I love you." "I love you, too." "Be good." "I was with the secretary since he's been governor of Connecticut." "I came to Washington with him." "I moved here because I was dedicated to his career." "I trusted the man... and then he fucked me." "He what?" "No, I didn't have sex with him." "I should say I didn't have sex with him, but somebody sure did." "It was about to come out, so he resigned." "But because I was hired from outside the government pool," "I don't get conveyed to the next secretary, so now I'm out a job..." "Because he couldn't keep his hands off women." "Do you have proof?" "He thinks he was being so clever." "Get a private phone line" "Nobody else could answer it." "I picked it up once." "Said hello, and it's nobody home." "It rings, he shuts the door." "Why not hang a sign?" "Do you have a name?" "This is what I get for talking to the press." "I'm selling my soul right now." "I can feel it." "I can feel it." "I name a name and get someone into trouble." "So you do have a name." "Just a first name." "Oh, my God." "I'm going to say it." "Ellie." "Ellie." "Nothing else?" "I think the president knows about it, too." "Overheard the secretary talking to him about her." "Isn't Washington sick?" "Hi." "How you doing?" "Can I help you?" "Well, actually, we're looking for your mom." "Is she around?" "My mom's sick." "She's not here." "Gosh, I love boats." "Are you going on a trip?" "Yeah." "That's exciting." "Looks like a long trip, huh?" "So, listen, do you know where you're going?" "Rittenhouse:" "She's going back to the house." "Hey, you want to stop that?" "Lily, please." "Lily, that's a pretty name." "Lily." "Do as I say." "Go on." "If we could just get a minute of your time." "What do you want from me?" "We'd like to talk about your resignation." "My wife is sick." "She's in the hospital." "That's why I resigned." "Everybody knows this." "We could talk about your wife, or we could just talk about Ellie." "Turn the camera off." "If you want to talk to me, turn it off." "We know everything." "Nobody knows everything." "Well, we know about the secret phone lines and the whispered calls to the president and about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department in the dark about what he's really doing-- about a cover story about his resignation" "that just fell through." "I mean, sir, You want me to go on?" "And you're just gonna break it?" "Well, that's what we do for a living." "Well, congratulations." "You now have the biggest story in history." "Good luck to you." "Personally..." "I think it's a mistake to run the story, but hey, what the hell?" "Why not?" "What difference does anything make any more?" "Look." "I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?" "I wanted to be with my family." "Can you understand that?" "OK, Secretary of the Treasury Alan Rittenhouse resigns because of a mistress named "Ellie"." ""The biggest story in history"?" "What an ego." "Now, if it was the president" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "The president has a mistress named Ellie, and Rittenhouse pretends that he's having the affair and takes the fall and resigns, and the president buys him a yacht?" "[Thump]" "Son of a bitch." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "Right!" "OK, OK!" "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "FBI." "If you would, please, ma'am." "What do I do with my car?" "We'll take care of your car." "Just step back to my car." " Get her car here." " Got it" "Let's go." "[Tyres Screech]" "Would you come this way please?" "Morton Entrekin, Ms Lerner." "I'm expected back at MSNBC at 6:00." "I think I should be there." "People knew about the Manhattan Project, you know, and they kept it a secret." "That was just the creation of the atom bomb." "Hmm." "[Door Opens]" "Ms Lerner, Tom Beck." "I understand you've come into some information." "Ms Lerner was just expressing her lack of enthusiasm for matters of national security where journalistic competitiveness is at stake." "Mr President, I'm not interested in using Ellie to further my career." "What do you know about E.L.E.?" "I know you should have picked a better cover story than a sick wife." "See?" "What did I tell you?" "We'd always thought the deadline for going public was the publication of the budget, since we've spent more money than we can hide." "The budget comes out in 2 weeks." "I don't suppose I could convince you to sit on this for 2 weeks." "No such thing as 2 weeks in the news business." "And I can't appeal to your sense of what's in the nation's best interest?" "I always thought the truth was in the nation's best interest." "Entrekin:" "You want to hold her?" "What if we go public in 48 hours?" "Now that's doable, isn't it?" "Entrekin:" "That would be very difficult, Mr President." "Morton, if she knows, how long can it be before CNN or the Post breaks the story?" "This was never gonna be a secret as long as you wanted it to be." "Give us 2 days, Ms Lerner." "You'll get second row, centre, at the White House press conference." "Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion." "I want exclusivity." "Now, listen, young lady." "This is a presidential favor." "I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache." "And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career." "It might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, Ms Lerner, but it just seems that way." "I want" "Want?" "May I..." "May I have the first question?" "We'll see you Tuesday, Ms Lerner." "Come on, come on." "E.L.E., E.L.E." "Paleontology?" "Paleontology?" "What's paleontology have to do with anything?" "Come on." "Beth:" "Hey." "Hey." "Look who's working late." "How's Rittenhouse going?" "No sign of the wife yet." "Is she missing?" "No." "We're still working on it." "We'll get there." "I know, it's a dull story." "Next time we'll get you something more exciting." "Great." "Are you OK?" " Yeah." " Want to come to dinner with us?" " I can't." "I can't." "I got my plans." " Well, OK." "We'll see you tomorrow." "Jenny:" "Thank you." "Ah, here she is." "Jenny." "Hello." "Hi, Chloe." "Waiter:" "Would you like some champagne, miss?" "Martini...big." "I missed you." "I mean we missed you yesterday." "I must say, I'm..." "I'm disturbed that you didn't come to our wedding." "Jason, you promised." "I know I promised, but it was a beautiful event, and I missed her." "You should have been there." "The twins, they were running around like mad and throwing flowers." "It was wonderful, especially Emma." "You know, the little one." "She loves you." "It was beautiful." "She missed you, too." "All right." "This is from us for you." "Are you not going to open it?" "I knew she wouldn't..." "You can exchange them if you don't like them." "Jenny, I know this is hard." "I just want you to be happy." "Happy." "Well," "I would like to propose a toast to happiness and to" "Are we going to have an evening or not?" "Jenny, I know that you hate me." "I know that you have terrible things that you want to say to me." "You have to get over it." "Life goes on." "Jenny:" "Life goes on?" "OK." "[Laughing]" "What's so funny?" "Life..." "We'll see." "What's so funny about "life goes on"?" "Life going on?" "I don't think it's funny that life goes on." "Dad, you need to get back together with Mom." "She's all alone in the world, and she needs you right now OK?" "Jenny." "I just got married." "I know, I know, and I'm sorry." "Chloe, this has nothing to do with you." "Jason:" "Well, it has to do something for me, for Christ's sake." "This is insane." " I have to apologize for my daughter." " That is not your fault." "I'm sorry." "I have to go." "I know you think I'm a bad person." "I'm really not." "And I don't hate you." "I just--I gotta go." "[Reporters All Talking At Once in Different Languages]" "'Cause for her, it doesn't-- Excuse me." "Jenny." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "Uh, yeah." "Did Stuart send you here without telling me?" "No." "If Stuart thinks he can push me out of the White House" "Ms Lerner." "Hi, Beth." "Right this way." "I've got you right down here." "Excuse me, please." "OK." "He'll find you for the first question." "Then you're on your own." "Hey, how are you?" "Press Secretary:" "Ladies and gentlemen." "Ladies and gentlemen, please" "The president will begin by addressing the nation." "Please hold your questions until he's finished his remarks." "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States." "Hello, everybody." " Mr President." " Hello." "Man: 10 seconds, Mr President." "5, 4." "Good evening." "A few minutes ago the United States ambassadors to every country in the world told the leaders of those nations what I am about to tell you." "It's a bit complicated, so it will take some time, so I hope you will bear with me, hear what I have to say." "A little over a year ago, 2 American astronomers, Marcus Wolfand Leo Biederman, working on a mountain top in Arizona..." "Nobody say anything." "saw something in the night sky that caused them great concern." "A comet." "But the comet was, well..." "There was a remote possibility that the comet was on a path that could bring it into direct contact with the Earth." "[Crowd Murmurs]" "Now... we get hit all the time by rocks and meteors, some of them the size of cars, some no bigger than your hand." "But the comet we discovered is the size of New York City." "From the north side of Central Park to the Battery." "About 7 miles long." "Put another way, this comet is larger than Mount Everest." "It weighs 500 billion tons." "Now, chances are..." "Astrophysicists, geologists and climatologists." "Where the hell is Science?" "Check with Tokyo, Tel Aviv." "I want everybody." "The Hale-Bopp stand-ups." "Graphics!" "I need graphics!" "President Beck:" "Comets begin far out in space." "They're what's left over from the creation of the solar system after the planets were formed billions of years ago." "These chunks of space debris are in an elongated orbit around our sun, but every now and then one of them gets bumped" "Like a billiard ball on a pool table and is knocked into a different orbit." "If this comet continues on its path around the sun and keeps its present course, sometime on August 1 6, roughly a year from now, there's a chance that we might have impact." "So for the past 8 months, the United States and Russia have been building the largest spaceship ever constructed." "It's being built in orbit around the Earth." "And we call it the Messiah." "Right now a team of American astronauts and one Russian are at Cape Canaveral in Florida." "In 2 months, they will leave on the shuttle Atlantis to board the Messiah." "This is the crew that will stop the comet." "I'd like the world to meet some extraordinary people." "First is Mission Commander Oren Monash." "Commander, would you introduce us to your team?" "I'd be honored, sir." "Pilot Andrea Baker." "Medical Officer Gus Partenza." "From Russia, nuclear specialist" "Colonel Mikhail Tulchinsky." "Navigator Mark Simon and Rendezvous Pilot Spurgeon Tanner." "Hello, Mr President." "Captain Tanner, you flew 6 shuttle missions." "You were the last man to walk on the moon, weren't you?" "Yes, sir, but," "Oren here will be doing most of the flying on this one." "I'll just be taking us down to the comet's surface." "Well, it's good to know we're going to have your kind of experience up there, Captain." "Tanner:" "Thank you, sir." "Godspeed to you all." "We're counting on you." "Thank you, sir." "Got Beijing, Rome, Sao Paulo, Cairo, Berlin!" "Does anyone know how big the one was that killed all the dinosaurs?" "Something majestic, mysterious, with a fanfare for the intro and a theme for the longer promos." "You want it hitting the goddam Earth?" "Well, that's what he's saying." "Bring that up again." "It'll scare the shit out of them." "Beck:" "We will not tolerate any disruption four way of life." "Our society will continue as normal." "Work will go on." "You will pay your bills." "[Laughter]" "There will be no hoarding." "There will be no sudden profiteering." "I'm freezing all wages, all prices." "What a bottle of water cost you yesterday... it will cost you tomorrow." "Now we'll take a few questions." "Reporters:" "Mr President!" "Ms Lerner." "Ahem." "Ahem." "Uh, Jenny Lerner, M--MSNBC." "Jenny Lerner?" "Son of a bitch." "Um, Mr President, why wasn't this announcement made sooner?" "Well, until we knew we could build the rocket and the comet could be intercepted, we saw no reason to alarm the planet." " Sir!" " Mr President!" "Do you have another question, Ms Lerner?" "Yeah." "Um..." "Is--Is there a connection between the comet and the recall of American troops from abroad?" "Beck:" "Our fighting men and women are coming home because we felt it prudent, in light of domestic security concerns, to have them available." "Although I certainly hope we don't need to use them." "Next question." "Reporters:" "Mr President!" "Actually, Mr President, if--just one final question, sir." "Um..." "MSNBC has learned that Secretary Rittenhouse did not leave for the reasons announced by your administration." "In fact, isn't it true, sir, that not everyone in your administration is convinced that the Messiah will save us?" "Secretary Rittenhouse served his country with full devotion." "He resigned for personal reasons." "Now, I can promise you this, Ms Lerner, all of you, everyone in this room and everyone listening to my voice, that at some point over the next 10 months, all of us will entertain our worst fears and concerns." "But I can also promise you this." "Life will go on." "We will prevail." "Mr President!" "Please!" "Beck:" "Sally." "Sir, what is the comet's name?" "The 2 scientists who found the comet were killed in a car crash while racing from their observatory to alert the world." "So we named it for them." "Wolf-Biederman." "[Scoffs] Leo Biederman, they said it again." "Leo, is he talking about you?" "He is, isn't he?" "[Telephone Rings]" "Can you get that, please?" "[Doorbell Rings] Janie, get the door." "Beck:" "Well, we have the technology to build the ship." "They have the technology to make it go." "There's someone at the door for you, Leo." "[Reporters Shouting On TV]" "Newscaster:" "You've been watching live coverage of President Tom Beck..." "I can't believe this." "This is so weird." " Dr Wolf from Astronomy Club?" " Yeah, I guess so." "I think it's really neat." "Nobody on our block discovered the world was gonna end before." "Dan:" "He's still very much alive." "He's still alive, everyone." "He's right here, and he's still alive." "[Chuckles] OK?" "Child:" "Hey, Leo, cool!" "Leo:" "As far as we know, what happened was that Doctor Wolf saw the comet in my photograph, so he shared the discovery with me, and then he was killed in that crash and everything got mixed up in Washington," "so the president thought I was dead, too." " Leo!" " Leo!" "Jasmine." "How does it feel having your name on it?" "I don't want anyone to think that I'm trying to take something away from Dr Wolf, because I'm not, but it's kind of cool." " Leo!" " Leo!" "Jason." "You know, you're gonna have sex a lot more now than anyone else in our class." "[Cheering, Applause]" "Really?" "Thank you for your sexual insight, Mr Thurman." "You can sit down now." "Famous people always get sex, Mr Perry." "That's the main reason it's good to be famous." "[Cheering, Applause]" "Fruit--a reactor, bottle--a rocket, OK?" "A nuclear reactor in space?" "Yes." "Isn't that dangerous?" "No, no, no." "This is all Russian design." "Russian science." "Uh, the same people who designed Chernobyl." "Chernobyl?" "Chernobyl almost worked." "So what happens after you plant the bomb?" "Well, we have 7 hours." "We're gonna put the bombs inside the comet." "I'm gonna follow these two." "I don't trust that combination." "After 7 hours, the 14-hour rotational cycle of the comet spins." "We're gonna get married." "God knows I want to marry you, but the day I get back, the last thing I'm gonna do is step inside of a church." "I don't do churches well." "'Cause there's only 7 hours of darkness." "Then the sun starts hitting the surface of the planet..." "These are your orders." "Upon first entering Earth's atmosphere, proceed immediately up the exterior of the mother ship." "When the sun hits the surface, there's gonna be explosive out gassings that are very dangerous" "Gus, he's 7." "Brittany." "You boys were, what, 4 and 6 when I went to the moon?" "Yeah." "Now, you saw me go into space 7 times, didn't ya?" "I came back every time, didn't I?" "Yeah." "[Chuckles]" "Your mother and I used to play a game when she was still alive." "Now, the game was, if there was a chance I might not be coming back, she wouldn't say it, and I wouldn't say it." "OK?" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Otis Hefter:" "Hey, Fish." "How about a beer?" "You remember my boys, don't you?" "Steve and Dwight." "Of course I do." "Gentlemen, welcome to Houston." "Let me steal your old man for a second." "Can I take your picture, please?" "OK." "Thank you." "So, what do you think of the crew?" "Heroes all." "That's the finest group I ever had the privilege of working with." "Yeah, yeah." "Off the record, huh?" "Well, they've been trained in ways I'll never understand." "They're smarter and in better shape than we ever were in the old days." "They're sober, serious." "I guess I'd be a little happier about this whole thing if I thought that any of them were as scared as I am." "Well, they're not scared of dyin'." "They're just scared of looking bad on TV." "Now, look, I wish I'd been to the moon." "I got respect for everybody who's gone to the moon, but this mission ain't going to the moon." "That's right." "Frank Gifford, he was a great football player in his time, but if he played now, he'd get his ass busted." "Simon:" "That's right." "[Country Music Playing]" "All I'm saying is, the moon did not have a rotational cycle of 14 hours." "I mean, we only have 7 hours of dark when the sun's not up to land on this thing." "It was light when he landed." "This is gonna be dark." "We're not gonna be able to see." "You can't see now, Gus." "Tulchinsky:" "Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry." "[Speaking Russian]" "We what?" "We can do it." "[Speaking Russian]" "No, no, no." "Sit down." "I woke up this morning, and I realized... none of you want me here." "You don't even really know who I am, which is OK." "I walked on the moon, but I didn't belong to you." "I belonged to your daddies." "Now, if I ask you to ask your daddies what I meant to them, to explain to you what I'm doing here, that's only gonna make things worse." "So...what do we do?" "You haven't trained for this mission." "We respect you." "I appreciate that." "But you're here...you're here because the powers that be think we need a familiar face on this trip." "You're here for public relations." "No, no." "I'm here because the powers that be know that I'm the only person on this mission who's ever landed on the moon." "And I have 500 landings on aircraft carriers." "We've trained on" "On flight simulators." "Right?" "I mean, this is not a video game, son." "It really isn't." "[Tanner Chuckling]" "It really isn't." "No." "NASA Announcer:" "We are go for auto-sequence start." "Atlantis' 4 on-board computers now have primary control of all the vehicle's critical functions." "Hefter:" "OK, all flight controllers, we're at T-minus 30 seconds and counting." "Let's take a close look." "APUs look good," "LOX and LH2 are pressurized." "Announcer: 10, 9..." "Assistant Flight Director:" "We're go for auto-sequence." "Hefter:" "Roger, Jerry." "Good luck and Godspeed, Atlantis." "Monash:" "Thanks, Mitch." "Announcer: 3, 2, 1 ." "Anchorman:" "Propelled by 500,000 pounds of liquid fuel, the shuttle crew heads toward their initial destination." "When the crew enters the Messiah, they will find a payload of 8 nuclear devices that will eventually be used to blow up the comet." "The Messiah itself will be powered by an experimental nuclear propulsion system that was originally created for a very different purpose." "That program was called Orion." "Now, with the help of Russian engineers, a technology designed to propel weapons of mass destruction will power the ship that will intercept the greatest threat our planet has ever faced." "Tulchinsky:" "Orion burn... in 1 0, 9, 8, 7," "6, 5, 4, 3," "2, 1 , 0." "OK, Beth, White House reactions." "Marianne, the whole world watching." "We have enough satellite space?" "78 uplinks." "Tim, Mission Control in Houston." "Ira, the science guys lined up?" "If they got a Ph.D., we own them." "All right, this is the most important story four lives." "Let's not muck it up." "Stuart, what about me?" " You're on the anchor desk." " Whoa!" "And you could have been there a lot sooner." "What are you talking about?" "You know what I'm talking about." "Don't ever hold back a story from me again." "Hefter:" "Messiah, Houston." "Transfer trajectory is go." "We'll cancel MCC-1 ." "You're go to configure for coast." "Roger, Houston, we're looking good here." "Jesus, that's big." "Holy shit." "[Speaking Russian]" "Partenza:" "Wow." "Sweet mother of God." "Assistant Flight Director:" "All circuit breakers are open." "Master arm is off." "Monash:" "Roger." "And the detonator system is safe." "Hefter:" "Messiah, Houston." "Stand by for an uplink of the final mole coordinates." "Confirm when complete." "Monash:" "Wilco, Houston." "Hey, how's it comin'?" "Baker:" "Loading first nuke now." "Baker: 1 ,000 feet to stand-off." "R-dot 3, 5-X, 2-Y." "500 feet," "R-dot point 3...3-X, 1 point 5-Y." "Go for auto trajectory." "We're there." " Monash:" "Residuals are mulled." " Baker:" "Disengage Orion." "Orion disengaged." "You're on bi-prop." "Announcer:" "This is a special presentation of MSNBC News with Jenny Lerner." "Good evening." "Sometime in the next hour, the Messiah mission will enter its most critical phase:" "the interception of Wolf-Biederman and the setting of the nuclear devices that will deflect it off its collision course with Earth." "But first, Captain Spurgeon Tanner will have to guide the spacecraft through the blizzard of rocks, sand, and ice that make up the comet's tail, or coma." "The crew will have to complete its work before the sun rises." "Sublimator looks good, Mick." "Tanner, Over intercom:" "Disengaging auto now." "I'm eyeballs out from here on in." "How come that doesn't make me feel any better?" "Tanner:" "I heard that." "Light's on." "Camera's on." "Tanner:" "On the Mississippi River in Mark Twain's time, there were riverboat pilots who only knew a few miles of the river." "I mean, conditions changed so much, you couldn't know the whole trip." "Floods, sandbars, fallen logs" "It was all a riverboat pilot could do was to know his little piece of the puzzle." "So for the next few hours, this is my ship." "We start our approach." "Jenny:" "...are images from cameras mounted inside the cargo bay of the Messiah." "Now, these images are delayed by approximately 20 seconds, due to the distance they must travel." "OK, you can see that the image is breaking up a bit." "Uh, Houston is prepared for this." "They've informed us that due to the uncertain make-up of the comet's coma, they're unsure whether or not transmission will be possible." "OK, now, now, it ap-appears we're losing reception here." "OK, we've--we've lost picture now." "But we will stay on the air." "We'll stay with you through all of this." "Dap is in descent." "Tanner, Over intercom:" "Roger, descent." "[Alarm Beeping]" "Oh, my God." "Baker:" "Look at these." "They're the size of houses." "Yeah, I know." "I see." "Jesus Christ." "[Beeping]" "Baker:" "Cabin press, 5.7." "Negative guidance errors." "Whoa!" "Tanner:" "Use your primary thrusters." "Baker:" "Primary thrusters." "What's the descent rate?" "3 feet per second. 2." "Fire tether pitons." "Pitons fired." "She's leveling out." "[Beep]" "Baker:" "Depressurizing bay." "Tanner:" "Opening payload doors." "Don't let that little bit of gravity down there go to your heads." "OK." "Start the clock." "Jenny:" "If all is going according to schedule, the astronauts should now be placing the moles on the comet surface." "The moles are, well, they're what they sound like." "They are drilling machines that burrow to a depth of 100 meters, where they wait to be detonated." "Each one carries a 5,000 kiloton warhead." "How's our time?" "It's getting tight." "1:36:30." "It's taking too long." "Yup." "What happens if they do not get off the comet's surface in time?" "The sun striking the comet will cause the temperature to rise 350 degrees in just a few minutes and activate the high-speed gas jets." "Well, if that happens, it will be like trying to work in a minefield." "Tanner:" "Mark, what's your mole 4 readout?" "Simon:" "Mole 4 running true at 75 feet." "[Beeping]" "Son of a bitch." "Simon:" "What?" "It's stuck." "Try backing it up." "Baker:" "What's your depth?" "75 feet." "Is that enough?" "No." "That'll just break pieces off the surface." "That's not deep enough." "Yeah, Fish, I know that's not deep enough." "I'm going in." " Simon:" "Oren, no." " No, I'm gonna see if I can free it up" "Stand by, tether attached." "All right, I gotcha." "Baker:" "Oren, suit pressure, 3.5." "Simon:" "Come on, come on." "How's my time?" "Tanner: 23:57." "Another 6 minutes, they won't have time to get back to us." "Blow the tethers." "Let's go get 'em." "If we go after them, we may not have enough fuel to get off the surface." "Blow the goddam tethers." "Mole 3 at depth." "We're heading your way, Oren." "Tanner:" "Calculate exactly how much prop we need to get off this rock." "We'll shut it down when we hit it." "Will do." "It opens up into a cave down here." "Mole got jammed against the side." "Partenza:" "OK, Fish, team 2 at location 4." "Give me your hand." " What the hell happened?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "Everything was going great, and we got jammed up at 75 feet." "OK, hold up." "Monash:" "All right, try backing it up." "Roger that." " That's it." " A little more." "Shut it down." "No, they always put extra in these tanks." "Fish, shut it down." "OK." "Come on, you bastard!" "Come on!" "Time!" "1 :02." "Figured we'd better pick you kids up after school." "Check your 6, 100 yards." "Partenza:" "I think we'd better hurry, boys." "All right, it's going!" "It's going!" "Mole's at 125 feet." "The sun's rising behind you." "It's coming up fast." "Face shields down!" "Oh, Christ!" "Get the hell out of there!" "[Alarm Sounding]" "Tanner:" "Oren, get your visor down." "Get your visor down!" "Oh!" "My eyes!" "Ohh!" "Simon:" "All right, we got him." "Monash:" "Oh, God!" "My eyes!" "[Heavy Breathing]" "Baker:" "Oh, God, we're losing one." "He's got escape velocity." "1 ,000 feet and climbing." "Aah!" "Mark, Mikhail, get the hell out of there!" "Tanner:" "Firing primary thrusters." "Payload doors still open." "Close 'em as we go." "Tanner, Over Speaker:" "Houston, all moles are at depth." "Nukes hot and ready." "We lost Partenza to explosive outgassing." "And Monash is injured." "We have to go get Gus." "Tanner:" "There's no time for that." "Repressurize the cargo bay." "He's going to die out there!" "We can still find him." "He has a beacon." "I don't have time to argue with you." "Just sit down and be quiet." "Turn on the fuckin' locator!" "We've used most four propellant to get us out of the coma." "We can't just leave him." "We have to go back!" "If we go back for Gus, we all die." "We can't just leave him in space!" "Sit down, Mick." "Sit down." "It's OK" "Jenny:" "The Messiah has safely lifted off the comet." "But sadly, Gus Partenza has been lost." "Gus Partenza, a native of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and graduate of Carnegie-Mellon University, joined the NASA Space Program shortly after completing his medical training at Duke University." "Dr Partenza was selected specifically for this mission, not only for his medical expertise, but also for his dedication to the advancement of space technology." "Yeah." "With the loss of Dr Gus Partenza and with Oren Monash injured," "Captain Spurgeon Tanner is now in charge of the mission." "The Messiah has successfully docked with the Orion-powered boosters and is now prepared to detonate the bombs planted on Wolf-Biederman." "The Messiah's exterior-mounted camera will show us the detonation, but not before being temporarily blocked out by the nuclear blast." "Once again, let me remind you, there is a 20-second delay, so when the picture comes back to us, the comet should already have been knocked off its present course." "Tanner:" "Prepare to remove safeties and fire." "Tulchinsky:" "Safeties removed." "Weapons armed." "[Beeping] 3, 2, 1 ..." "Now." "Jenny:" "So now we're just waiting for the picture to come back." "Decompression in area 6." "[Alarm Sounding]" "Simon:" "Mick, I'll get the halon!" "Aah!" "[Alarm Stops]" "Man:" "Yes." "I'm still here." "Man:" "We're live in 10 seconds." "Cue the president." "Mr President, 5, 4, 3..." "Hello, America." "It is my unhappy duty to report to you that the Messiah has failed." "This computer-enhanced radar image from Houston shows how the detonation succeeded, however, did not destroy the comet." "There are now 2 pieces-- one 6 miles wide, the other, a mile and a half." "Both are still on a path towards Earth." "We've lost communication with the Messiah spacecraft, although we continue to track it visually." "We don't know how many are alive." "We don't know their condition." "Now, we have to make some decisions together." "What do we do?" "You have a choice." "We have a choice..." "Right now." "Ever since the comet was discovered, we've been hoping and working for the best, but we've also been planning for the worst." "Our strategy has been twofold." "First, our strategic missile command is preparing to coordinate with the Russians a massive strike of Titan missiles to intercept the comets." "If we can deflect these comets enough, they will bounce harmlessly off our atmosphere and head on out into space." "Unfortunately, the Titans cannot be launched until the comets are only a few hours away." "And while we are confident the missile attack will succeed, it is only prudent that we now take cautionary steps to ensure the continuation four way of life, to guarantee that there will be enough of us left to rebuild a new world" "in the unlikely event that the comets do strike the Earth." "So, in the soft limestone of Missouri, we've been preparing a network of immense caves, and they're almost finished." "And we can put a million people in them." "And that million people can survive there, underground, for 2 years, until the air clears and the dust settles." "Now, the cave is more than a dormitory." "It's our new Noah's Ark." "We're storing seeds and seedlings, plants, animals, enough to start over." "On August 10th, a computer will randomly select 800,000 Americans to join the 200,000 scientists, doctors, engineers, teachers, soldiers, and artists, who have already been chosen." "Other countries are preparing similar caves along whatever lines they feel are best to preserve their way of life." "This is ours." "Beginning tonight and continuing until the crisis passes," "I am declaring a state of martial law." "The armed forces and the National Guard are working with local law enforcement." "A national curfew begins at midnight tonight." "Now, wherever you are, go home." "Stay off the roads after sunset." "Crimes against persons or property will be dealt with swiftly and harshly." "News stations around the nation are being faxed copies of the lottery procedure as we speak, and they'll be broadcasting the details to you in a few moments." "I wish..." "No." "Wishing is wrong." "It's the wrong word right now." "That's not what I mean." "What I mean is..." "I believe in God." "Relax." "I know a lot of you don't, but I still want to offer a prayer... for our survival." "Mine included." "Because I believe that God, whomever you hold that to be, hears all prayers, even if sometimes the answer is no." "So, may the Lord bless you." "May the Lord keep you." "May the Lord lift up His divine countenance upon you... and give you peace." "Woman:" "And in 5, 4, 3, 2..." "We now have the details for the national lottery." ""Those of you who have been preselected will be notified within the next few minutes." "For the rest, on the night of August 1 0th, those whose social security numbers have been randomly selected by computer will be notified." "While some Americans..." "over 50 years of age have been preselected for the ARK due to their expertise in a necessary field of study, no men and women over 50 in the general population will be included in the lottery." "The..." "The evac--The evacuation of those who have been selected for the ARK will take no longer than 2 days, beginning on August 12th." "During this 2-day period, no unofficial travel will be permitted." "Those selected will be taken by bus and train to the underground ARK site by military personnel." "Civil defence teams have been formed in every town with a population over 5,000." "They will distribute supplies and organize group shelters in underground parking facilities and other appropriate sites." "Construction plans..."" "[Telephone Rings]" ""Equipment lists, and locations for securing the necessary provisions..."" "Ellen:" "Hello?" "Yes, this is Ellen Biederman." "Jenny: "...on how to grow your own food underground and how to purify water" "We've been preselected." "Jenny: "...fcda.gov."" "Chuck?" "Chuck?" "Where are you going?" "Our phone." "They could be calling." "Jenny:" ""...beginning on August 9th." "The only phones that ring will be those of the people selected."" "That's it." "That's all there is." "Tanner:" "The interior camera circuitry is shot." "So, Andy, can we get back into the cargo bay to reroute the video functions?" "Baker:" "Starboard cargo porthole's blown." "We could go in with the EVAs, but there's not much left in the life-support packs." "Simon:" "We should be able to raise Houston on the low band once we get closer." "And the Orion is still functioning?" "System check was OK, but I don't know about the radiation shielding." "So, if we fire it up, we beat the comet back to Earth, but we may end up glowing in the dark." "Right?" "Tanner, Laughing:" "OK, so, uh..." "Anybody?" "Let's go home." "OK." "Robin:" "I have to say it's liberating knowing that I'm not going to be called." "I don't think I've ever been happier." "I've even stopped smoking." "What are you gonna do with all that extra money you save?" "Do you know the National Gallery is saving all of the art?" "They're shipping it to the caves." "I've given them my beautiful 18th-century desk from New England and all the Sheraton silver." "I really feel like I'd protected something when I gave them." "You should see my apartment." "There's nothing there." "It's practically Japanese." "Seems kind of unfair that I got picked." "You know, I'm not a doctor or a scientist." "People need continuity." "Everyone knows you." "And they trust you." "But I...can't help you." "Don't worry about me." "I'm gonna be happy as long as I know you're going to live." "[Sirens]" "Mr Hotchner?" "Who did I think I was gonna be when I bought that bike?" "Well, every kid on the block wants one now." "Every parent on the block hates you for it." "Thank you Leo, that's the best news I've had in years." "Um, sir?" "Could you give me a hand over here for a second?" "Yes, sir." "I just want to get these bars up." "Hi, Mrs Hotchner." "Jenny On TV:" "A mob attacked and killed a Miami rental yard operator who was charging $5,000 an hour for backhoe and tractor rentals." "Marines intervened to stop the violence." "Arizona..." "Mrs Hotchner?" "Sarah's on the hill." "Thank you." "[Helicopters]" "Where were you today?" "I've been looking all over for you." "Why weren't you at school?" "My dad said I didn't have to go." "He said there's no point." "I talked to Civil Defence." "They said if you and I got married we'd be family, and I could get you in" "What about my parents?" "They're not your family." "I don't want to go without my parents." "You don't have to." "I'm the famous Leo Biederman, and I haven't used my fame for anything, but I got them to let your family go, too." "You--This is your only chance to survive." "Jenny:" "Across the country," "Looters continue to set fire to abandoned stores." "The fires have been left to burn since many fire fighters have been called to help prepare shelters." "Throughout Latin America's major cities, business districts have been abandoned to looting gangs..." "Airlifts have been ruled out as too dangerous." "More street fighting in Moscow as food and fuel shortages continue." "Priest:" "Believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things." "When I was a child, I spoke like a child," "I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child." "When I became a man, I gave up childish ways." "For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face." "Now I know in part, then I shall understand fully, even as I have been fully understood." "Do you, Leo, take Sarah to be your wife... to have and to hold from this day forward... for better, for worse... for richer, for poorer... to love and to cherish?" "I now pronounce you husband and wife." "[Clock Ticking]" "[Console Beeps]" "[Morash Groans]" "Here, let me help you." "I'll get it." "Yeah." "How you feeling?" "All right." "I want to tell you something." "You children didn't bring any real books to read, did you know that?" "I brought Moby Dick and Huckleberry Finn and Baker and Simon had never read them." "Now, I'm afraid to ask you, have you ever read Melville or Twain?" "Hmm?" "Hey, I'm a child of the movies, Fish." "OK, I see." "So..." "You got a shitty deal, Oren, you know that?" "You really did." "Don't worry about me." "Yeah." "I mean that." "Really." "Don't worry about me." "My whole life I..." "You know how it is for guys like us." "You--You and I, we're the same." "What do you mean by that?" "Gotta be the best." "Oh, I see." "Be...the best." "[Sighs]" "Sometimes I see... flashes of light..." "You know, like...colors." "I fall asleep... and I dream." "But there's a part of me that's always awake." "And I can see myself dreaming." "I'm seeing things differently, Fish." "Well, that's good." "Fish... why the hell do they call you "Fish"?" "[Laughs] Well, I..." "Spurgeon, sturgeon, fish." "They took about 15 minutes of my first day at the Naval Academy." "Yeah." "Your kids go there?" "Yeah, they did." "They did." "And they're good men, both of them." "I don't see as much of them as I used to when Mary was alive." "You don't have to talk about it." "It's OK." "No, it's OK." "It's OK." "You're a married man." "You know what it's like." "Every marriage has its good years and bad years." "We ended on a great year." "Yeah." "Anyway, let's get started." "Moby Dick." "Chapter one." "[Laughing]" ""Call me Ishmael." "Several years ago, never mind how long precisely, having little or no money in my purse... grim about the mouth..." "Whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul, whenever I find myself knocking people's hats off, then," "I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."" "Listen up!" "Hold it right there!" " Biederman?" " That's us." "IDs, please." "Yeah." "Got them right here." "There's 4 of us." "Lieutenant:" "Lewis?" "This is my wife Sarah." "We have a marriage license." "Um, I have it right here." "OK." "All right." "Let's go." "Let's move it out!" "Mom?" "Sir?" "My parents are coming, too." "Wait!" "The Hotchners." "H-O-T-C" "H-N-E-R." "It's not here." "No no." "It has to be there." "FCDA sent their names to the White House." " They're not there." " Just check the goddam list again." " Give me your bag" " They must be there." "Dan:" "Give me your bag, sweetie." " No, they're not on the list." "I'm sorry." " Wait, wait..." "Let's go!" "Sir!" "Could you check it one more time?" "I put you on the list." "They said you're on the list." " Sarah, I put them on the list!" " We're not on the list." "Lieutenant:" "I need the Biedermans on the bus now." " What?" " I want to stay with you." "No, no, no, no!" "I need to stay with you!" " Sarah!" "Sarah, you need to go." " No." "I have to stay with you, dad" "I'm not going anywhere without you!" " Honey, get on the bus!" " Sarah, you don't know what you're doing" "Young lady, this bus is moving out." "Dan:" "Son, on the bus!" "Get on the bus!" "Chuck, we'll work it out when we get there." "[Sobbing]" "Jenny?" "There's a phone call for you." "Yes?" "This is she." "Is Robin Lerner my mother?" "When?" "Uh, 61 ." "I'll come down there then." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Jenny, do you want us to do something?" "You're too late." "I already took care of everything." "Come." "Inside the car." "You're getting sick." "Please." "I want to talk to you." "Please, come." "I don't give a shit." "Go home and tell it to Chloe." "I can't." "She left me." "She's with her mother." "They both got scared." "Come." "I want to talk to you." "I need you." "How does it feel?" "I feel like an orphan." "Jenny!" "Jenny!" "Stop." "[People Shouting]" "[Crying]" "Welcome to the ARK." "I'm section leader for Orange 254." "Remember that." "That's where you'll be calling home the next 2 years." "So gather your things and follow me to the orientation gallery." "[Helicopters]" "P.A.:" "If you have been designated as a civilian section officer, report to section Red 116 upon entering." "Once again, if you have been designated as a civilian section officer, report to section Red 116 upon entering." "Dan:" "Leo..." "I'm not coming." "Leo, come with us right now." "I have to go back for Sarah." "Leo" "Mom, I'm going." "Don, what are you doing?" "Giving him something to trade, that's what I'm doing." "I want you to take this." "Dad, that's enough." "[Crying] Goddam it." "You take care of yourself, OK?" "I'm gonna make it." "Worth:" "What about Entrekin?" "I don't know." "He hasn't returned my call in 2 weeks." " Excuse me, Jenny?" " Yeah?" "Your father's here." "Hello." "Hello." "I can't stay long." "I'm leaving the city, but I wanted to show you something." "I wanted to show you that you're not an orphan." "I have proof that you're not an orphan." "Here." "Look." "Where's Mom?" "Behind the camera." "She took this?" "Mm-hmm." "And this one, too." "She was such an artist, don't you think so?" "You don't remember when we take them, hmm?" "I'm 5 years old." "How would I remember that?" "Some people do remember when they were 5 years old." "It was such a beautiful day." "All alone on the beach." "And, of course, she would have been in the picture, but there was no one else to hold the camera, and...she insisted." "You know how she is." "How she was." "Jenny." "It was such a good day for all of us." "Don't you remember?" "Keep them." "Goodbye." "[Sniffles]" "Radio:" "We have now confirmed the launch of all the Titan missiles from their positions in North Dakota and Wyoming." "The comets are now approximately 14 hours outside of Earth's atmosphere, and we are told it should take these missiles" "Less than 20 minutes to reach their target." "Jenny:" "OK, here's what we're looking at." "All of the Titans have been launched." "We still won't know if they've made a difference." "The comets have to travel for a while before the radar tracking stations can see if they've been pushed to a safe course that'll bypass the Earth." "So, one more time we have to wait." "Are we on?" "Cameraman:" "We're on, Mr President." "Our missiles have failed." "The comets are still headed for Earth... and there's nothing we can do to stop them." "So, this is it." "If the world does go on... it will not go on for everyone." "We have now been able to calculate the comets' final trajectories, and we have determined where they're going to strike." "The smaller of the 2 comets, Biederman, will hit first, somewhere along the Atlantic Seaboard probably in the waters off the coast of Cape Hatteras in just under 12 hours at 4:35 p.m. eastern daylight time." "The impact of the comet is going to be..." "Well, disastrous." "There will be a very large tidal wave moving quickly through the Atlantic Ocean" "It will be 100 feet high, traveling at 1,100 miles an hour." "That's faster than the speed of sound." "As the wave reaches shallow water, it's going to slow down, but the wave height, depending on the depth of the shelf off the coast, will be anywhere from 1 ,000 to 3,500 feet high." "Where the land is flat, the wave will wash inland 600 to 700 miles" "The wave will hit our nation's capital 40 minutes after impact." "New York City, Boston, Atlanta, Philadelphia... all will be destroyed." "If you have any means of getting away from the path of this wave," "Leave now." "The impact of the larger comet will be nothing less than an extinction-level event." "It will strike land in Western Canada 3 hours after Biederman." "Within a week, the skies will be dark with dust from the impact and they will stay dark for 2 years." "All plant life will be dead within... 4 weeks." "Animal life within... a few months." "So that's it." "Good luck to us all." "Fish:" "Could I bother everyone for a minute?" "Let's take a look at the big one." "Now, the outgassing has created a vent a half mile wide and at least 2 miles deep." "Comet gets closer to the sun, sun melts the ice, ice turns to steam, we get a big hole, OK?" "So, how many nukes do we have left in the back?" "4." "If we can get the remaining bombs in that vent, there shouldn't be anything left bigger than a suitcase." "We can't do anything about the little one, but it just might give them a chance." "Without the arming codes, we're going to have to wait to set the bomb timers until we get closer to Earth to raise Houston." "We may not have enough life support left to get back into the cargo bay for the nukes, much less to go down to the comet." "We sure as hell don't have enough propellant left in the Messiah to maneuver with." "How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've gotten down there?" "We don't." "Well, look at the bright side." "We'll all have high schools named after us." "[Static Crackling]" "Tanner:" "Houston, this is Messiah." "Houston, this is Messiah." "Nice of you to call, Messiah." "We were beginning to wonder what you were doing up there." "Tanner:" "Admiring the view, Houston." "Fish, is that you?" "Yep." "We don't have time to talk, Houston." "There's nothing we can do about the smaller one, but we do have a plan." "We need the arming codes for the last 4 nukes." "Arming codes?" "What the hell for?" "Mitch, we can do or we can teach." "What's your pleasure?" "[Sighs]" "Get the arming codes!" "Get the goddam codes!" "We have one helicopter." "Holds 7 people." "We can ferry 6 people to high ground in West Virginia and take Jenny to the ARK." "Short stick goes." "I thought it was women and children first." "If you get the short one, you can give up your seat." "Tim:" "Thank God." "Well, that makes sense." "I got a stick." "I got a stick." "Worth:" "I'm sorry, Beth." "Beth:" "OK, honey, here we go." "Let's go now." "Beth..." "There's always the road." "We'll be OK." "Come on." "Ah, that's my girl." "OK, that's it." "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "[Barking]" "Where's that key?" "Where's the key?" "[Motorcycle Starts]" "[Horns Honking]" "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Come on!" "No, wait." "What are you doing?" "!" "We have to go now." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Beth, what are you doing?" "The road was so crowded." "We weren't gonna make it." "I thought if the wave comes, we should be here because she likes it here." "And we're on the 15th floor, so maybe we'll be OK." "Say goodbye to Jenny-- What are you doing?" "!" "Move!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Jenny!" "Oh, my God!" "Caitlin!" " Come on!" " Caitlin!" "Catie!" "Come on!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Beth:" "No!" "No!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Hang on." "No room for this!" "She's going with you!" "You're taking my seat!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" " Jenny, thank you!" " Go, let's go" " Get her in there!" " That's too many" " I'm not going." " What do you mean you're not going?" "I'm not going, Erik." "Go!" "Sarah!" "Sarah!" "[Honking]" "Sarah, look!" "Leo!" "[Honking]" "Leo!" "Leo Biederman!" "Leo!" "Leo!" " Leo!" " Oh!" "You don't have any time." "You have to go now." "No!" "Put this on!" "Daddy, what are you doing?" "I want you to take the baby." "What?" "No!" "Mom!" "No arguments, please!" "I don't want to go!" "Grab his foot, honey." "Let's go." "Mom?" "Mom!" "Sweetheart, listen to me." "Let go." "Put this on." " I love you, too." " I love you." "I've always loved you." "I love you." "I don't want to go!" "Take care, honey." "Put this on." "I'll see you soon!" "I'll see you soon!" "Chuck:" "Get out of here." "Go Go to high ground." "[Seagulls Crying]" "When I was 11 , I took $32 from your wallet." "When you were a baby..." "I once dropped you on your head." "When you came to the studio and you brought those pictures," "I lied when I said I didn't remember." "I remember everything." "I remember that we were right over there, and that's when Mom got that picture of the house." "It was a perfect, happy day." "I came down here to let you know that." "Thank you." "I've missed you since then." "I missed you, too." "Biederman." "Daddy. [Sobs]" "[Screaming]" "Hold on!" "[Clang]" "Tanner:" "This is Messiah." "We're ready to begin our run." "Are our families there yet?" "They're on their way, Messiah." "Disengage auto path." "[Beeping]" "Here we go." "We're at perigee." "Wolf contact in 4 minutes, 45 seconds." "We'll never be closer to home than we are right now." "Come on!" "Messiah, we got some people here that want to talk to you." "Wendy, honey... you promise me you'll keep doing your church thing, and I'll be there right next to you, haunting you." "You better come back and haunt me." "I love you." "There's Mommy." "Hello, Mommy." "Baker:" "Hey, you take care of Daddy for me, OK?" "She does a good job." " She misses Mommy." " Baker:" "I miss you" "I love you, Mommy." "I love you." "Very, very much." "David." "You know what I want to say." "David:" "I know." "[Sobbing]" "[Water Rushing]" "Leo:" "Come on!" "Baker:" "Wolf contact in 2 minutes, 30 seconds." "Hefter:" "Oren, Mariette's up at your folks' place in Utah." "We sent a plane, but she isn't here yet." "Fish, your sons are both on active duty." "We tried to get them back, but we couldn't get them here on time." "I'm sorry." "Well, Mitch, uh..." "I want to say goodbye to Mary." "I want to tell her I love her... and that ever since we've been apart, every day, I think about her." "Mary, I'm coming home." "Baker:" "Coming up on target, 625 miles." "Range 600 miles." "Wait!" "Oh, God, wait!" "Wait!" "I'm coming!" "Oren?" "Oren, are you there?" "Mariette?" "I'm here." "I can hear you." "Hi, sweetie." "This is your father." "His name is Oren." "I named him after you." "Monash:" "Hello, Oren." "Show him what you brought him." "He's holding up a little rocket." "That's a mighty powerful rocket you got there." "Simon:" "He's laughing." "I can hear him." "I know." "Mariette..." "I'm hugging you both right now." "I'm holding you." "Baker: 25 seconds." "Prepare to synchronize the nukes." "23... 22... 21 ..." "[Click] 20... 19... 18... 17... 16... 15..." "It's been a pleasure serving with you, Commander." "The honor's all mine, Andy." "Be good, Oren." "Be good." "[Mariette Sobbing]" "Beck:" "We watched as the bombs shattered the second comet into a million of pieces of ice and rock that burned harmlessly in our atmosphere and lit up the sky for an hour." "Still, we were left with the devastation of the first." "The waters reached as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee Valleys." "It washed away farms and towns... forests and skyscrapers." "But the water receded." "The wave hit Europe and Africa, too." "Millions were lost." "Countless more left homeless." "But the waters receded." "Cities fall... but they are rebuilt." "And heroes die... but they are remembered." "We honor them with every brick we lay... with every field we sow... with every child we comfort and then teach to rejoice in what we have been regiven." "Our planet." "Our home." "So now..." "Let us begin."

"Captain's Log, Stardate 5427 4.7." "Lieutenant Torres has finally convinced me that I can't put off a major maintenance overhaul any longer." "We've set down on an uninhabited planet, and I've sent shuttles to search for supplies." "What about the impulse upgrades?" "Day after tomorrow." "Put a new phase compensator on that relay." "Environmental control?" "The thermal regulators are still running a little hot." "Too bad we can't just keep the windows open." "How long until the warp drive is back on line?" "Six days." "You sure you can't get it done any faster?" "Captain, I don't like sitting still any more than you do, but repairs this extensive take time." "Mendez, track down that power drain." "Right away." "I know this ship has been through a lot, but you told me this would only take a few days." "That was before I discovered the microfractures in the starboard nacelle and the fused relays in the main computer." "Who did that?" "I noticed a charge imbalance in the EPS feed." "I'm sorry if I... lt could have taken us hours to find that." "I have a tactical systems report for you." "It's from Commander Tuvok." "I'd say you're capable of a lot more than delivering padds, lcheb." "I agree." "Until we get underway again, he's assigned to you." "With him on your team, maybe you'll get this job done a little faster." "Neelix?" "Rise and shine. lt's 0500." "Already?" "Oh!" "Oh, I was dreaming we found the dilithium and were back aboard Voyager." "Dreaming is an accurate description." "Didn't we already scan this nebula?" "Four times." "I thought the Borg were known for being thorough." "The Borg value efficiency, not redundancy." "I've got a hunch about this nebula." "There's dilithium in there somewhere." "I'm getting some fluctuating energy readings." "From the nebula?" "No, it's weapons fire." "Let's get out of here." "We're receiving a distress call." "...have casualties." "Please help us." "We're on a humanitarian mission delivering medical supplies." "Reverse course." "We can't just leave them." "Starfleet policy." "lnterference in alien conflicts is strictly prohibited." "You heard their Captain." "It's a medical ship." "Their shields are down." "Life support is failing on at least three decks." "Open a channel to the other ship." "This is Ensign Kim of the Delta Flyer." "I don't know what you're fighting about, but it looks like you've won." "The people on the other ship have casualties." "We'd like to..." "This isn't your concern." "I'm not taking sides." "I only want to help the wounded." "Withdraw immediately." "They're charging weapons." "Neelix, set our deflector beam for a narrow pulse." "Seven, let me know the second their weapons array is fully charged." "I might be able to trigger an overload." "The deflector bandwidth is at .4 microns." "Now." "Their weapons are off-line." "Shields are down." "They're retreating." "Take the helm." "Neelix, you're with me." "Who's in charge here?" "He is." "What are we going to do?" "It's okay." "We're here to help." "The ship that attacked you is gone." "Who are you?" "Harry Kim from the Starship Voyager." "We're responding to your distress call." "We can treat your wounded." "The Captain?" "Dead, sir." "So are the rest of the officers." "I'm reading a total of 27 life-forms aboard the ship." "There were 56 of us." "How are we going to get home without the officers?" "We need to restore main power." "Where's the warp interface?" "We're passengers, not crewmen." "You can access engineering systems from here." "Your warp core's intact." "I think I can bring it back on line." "Can you monitor antimatter flow?" "I'm not sure. I..." "Just watch this readout, and tell me if it starts to fluctuate." "I'm routing emergency power to structural integrity." "Atmospheric pressure is returning to normal." "Neelix, we'll go through the ship deck by deck-- find the survivors." "We need to get our cloak back on line." "I'll take a look at it as soon as I've repaired the engines." "No." "The cloak is more important." "The Annari have far more powerful weapons than we do." "If they come back, the cloak is our best defense." "We'll try to get it back on line." "Kim to Delta Flyer." "Go ahead." "I need your help, Seven." "It looks like we're going to be here for awhile." "How did you do it?" "Do what?" "Disable the Annari warship so quickly?" "Uh, basically, we used their own weapons against them." "How?" "We used a deflector pulse to overload their phaser banks." "You know a lot about engineering." "It's all part of my Starfleet training." "Starfleet?" "Yeah." "The organization I work for." "And they teach you all these things?" "We train at an academy, and I guess I've picked up a few new tricks during my time on Voyager." "How long have you been Captain?" "I'm just an Ensign." "Ensign?" "E..." "What's that?" "A junior officer." "The lowest ranked officer, actually." "This is my first deep space assignment." "It hasn't gone very well." "Could you hand me that?" "My first week on the job didn't go very well, either." "We ended up 70,000 light-years from home, lost over a dozen crew members, but I got through it, and so will you." "I hope so." "If you're going to be a starship officer, you've got to accept that adversity comes with the job." "What's that?" "It's a diagnostic of the antimatter injectors." "No, I meant that stuff you're eating." "Nutritional supplements, replicated to meet my metabolic requirements." "Sounds delicious." "You know, in the Mess Hall, they actually have tables and chairs for that." "I prefer to work while I eat." "It's a more efficient use of my time." "You did a great job today." "We're ahead of schedule thanks to you." "Here's what we're going to work on tomorrow." "I'll see you at 0600." "Icheb." "Yes?" "What do you do for fun?" "Fun?" "Recreation." "How do you spend your time when you're off duty?" "Between my work and my studies, I don't have much time for recreation." "I've learned that you've got to take a break once in awhile." "I've been doing a lot of rock climbing on the holodeck." "Maybe when we're finished tightening all the nuts and bolts, you'd like to join me." "I do have an interest in geology." "It's not about the rocks, lcheb." "It's about the climbing." "Main power has been restored." "All stations responding." "The cloak's back on line." "Impulse and warp drives are standing by." "Shields are at 96 percent." "I'd say you're ready to get back on course." "We appreciate your help." "I hope you have a safe journey." "Mr. Kim... I feel guilty asking even more of you, but no one on this ship knows how to fly it." "None of you has ever piloted a starship?" "I've trained in shuttles, but nothing like this." "I'll enter a flight plan in the auto-navigation system and give you a quick course in helm operations." "You shouldn't have any trouble." "Couldn't you take us?" "This ship needs an experienced commanding officer." "I'm sorry, but we've already gotten more involved than we should have, and they need us back on Voyager." "It's not just my ship that concerns me." "You've made an enemy of the Annari now, but if you dock your ship in our Shuttle Bay, our cloak will protect you." "That's a generous offer, but we'll be fine." "Please, Mr. Kim, we can't afford to fail." "This ship is..." "Loken, don't." "We can trust these people." "I'm a doctor." "These people are my research team." "We're carrying new vaccines to our homeland." "They'll save thousands of lives." "Sir, I looked at their flight plan." "It takes them pretty close to Voyager." "I'll bring you as far as our ship." "When we get there, you can discuss your situation with my Captain." "Thank you." "What about Starfleet policy?" "This is a humanitarian mission." "Dock the Flyer in their Shuttle Bay." "We're approaching the planet." "Take us out of warp." "Disengage the cloak." "Wait." "I'm detecting three alien vessels in orbit." "On screen." "Those are Annari warships." "Your people are in danger." "I apologize for the state of my ship." "We weren't expecting company." "I hope we're not imposing." "Not at all." "Making contact with new cultures is a priority for us." "For us, too." "This is a fine ship, Captain." "One of the best in the fleet, but it could use a new set of deuterium injectors." "Any chance you could provide them?" "I think we can arrange something." "What are you offering in exchange?" "Zeolitic ore." "We mined several tons of it from an asteroid field." "It's high-grade, easy to refine." "I'll speak to my supply officer." "We're being hailed by Ensign Kim, audio only." "Hello, Harry." "is everything all right?" "Of course." "Why wouldn't it be?" "Our long-range scans detected several alien ships orbiting the planet." "I appreciate your concern, but there's nothing to worry about." "We've made some new friends, that's all." "When can we expect you back?" "We've run into a slight delay." "Nothing serious, I hope." "No." "Everything's under control." "Good." "Any luck finding dilithium?" "Uh, I'm afraid not." "I'll tell the other teams to keep looking." "See you soon, Ensign." "Yes, ma'am." "Kim out." "Dilithium..." "We can get that for you, too." "Really?" "She's formed an alliance with our enemy." "Just because they're talking doesn't mean they formed an alliance." "It's probably just a friendly meeting." "That's how the Annari operate." "They come to you as friends, and when they've won your trust, they declare you subjects of the Annari Empire." "Kim to Voyager." "We didn't expect you so soon." "Actually, Captain, I'm closer than I let on." "and I've brought some new friends of my own." "Our chances of getting home without your help aren't very good." "We'd appreciate any assistance you could offer." "I hope you understand." "I need to give this some thought." "You've put me in a difficult position, Ensign." "We could use the help the Annari are offering, but if they find out we're aiding their enemy... I couldn't just stand by and do nothing." "That doesn't justify getting involved in somebody else's fight." "What would you have done?" "Probably exactly what you did." "I guess I learned from the best." "If this were simply an errand of mercy, I wouldn't hesitate." "But the fact is, these people are involved in an interplanetary war." "Captain, I've gotten to know them over the last couple of days." "You met Loken." "They're scientists, not soldiers." "You've only heard one side of the story." "You've taken sides before." "The Borg resistance, the Vaadwaur..." "Those were different circumstances." "You were trying to help people in need." "How is this any different?" "Have you thought about applying to the Advocate General's office?" "You'd make a good lawyer." "I suppose I could spare" "Chakotay or Tuvok for a few days." "That won't be necessary." "The Kraylor know me." "They trust me." "I'm sure they'd find Tuvok or Chakotay just as trustworthy." "But they outrank me." "If you send one of them, it won't be my mission anymore." "Your mission." "My first real command." "You've been in command on Voyager before." "On the night shift, for a few hours... lt's not the same thing." "You and Chakotay are always a couple of decks away, ready to take over if anything goes wrong." "I've been on Voyager for almost seven years, and I'm still an Ensign." "If this is your way of bucking for a promotion..." "No, no, I understand there's a command structure and that our circumstances are unique." "But the fact is, if we were back home, I'd be a Lieutenant by now, maybe even a Lieutenant Commander." "You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?" "I know I can do this, and the Kraylor are giving me a chance to prove it." "I expect you back before we complete our repairs." "Yes, ma'am." "And I'm not sending you alone." "Captain." "I want you to take Seven." "Since she has no rank, you clearly outrank her." "Lieutenant Torres asked me to repair a malfunctioning holo-emitter." "It's about time." "Whenever I move to the far corner of the Surgical Bay, my legs disappear." "Seven of Nine told me you gave her social lessons." "Hm." "She wanted to get along better with the crew." "Social skills are one thing the Borg never assimilated." "I was hoping you could instruct me, as well." "I'd be delighted." "Lesson One: "Making a First Impression."" "Actually... I wanted to ask you about something specific." "Fire away." "How can you tell when someone has... romantic feelings for you?" "Icheb, this is a surprise." "Have you caught someone's eye?" "I'm speaking hypothetically." "Ah." "Hypothetically, there are various indications of romantic attraction." "Compliments, for example, invitations to social activities, finding excuses to be in close proximity with someone." "Yes, but couldn't those things happen in a relationship that wasn't romantic?" "I suppose." "is there a way to be absolutely certain?" "Well, short of an open declaration of affection, there are some fairly reliable physiological responses:" "elevated blood pressure, increased beta-endorphin production..." "Thank you, Doctor." "You've been very helpful." "With my guidance, you will master the nuances of social interaction in no time!" "Harry!" "Take me with you, buddy." "Sorry, Tom." "This is my mission." "Oh, come on, I've been itching to get back into space ever since we set down on this dust bowl." "I'm tired of cleaning conduits and replacing relays." "You're a married man now." "You've got family responsibilities." "Just leave the away missions to the young, unattached guys." "That ship is in pretty bad shape." "You're going to need a good pilot." "No, thanks." "Wait a minute... I know what this is about." "You do?" "Sure." "You've got a girl on that ship you don't want me to know about." "There's no girl." "Not this time." "Then what is it?" "I don't know how else to this say this, so I'll just say it." "You've always been Captain Proton." "I have always been Buster Kincaid." "It's my turn this time." "I'm glad you're not planning to leave on an empty stomach, "Captain."" "I have... plomeek soup and eggplant parmesan." "Either's fine." "Wrong answer." "Excuse me?" "If you're going to be a Captain, you have to act like a Captain." "Never admit you're uncertain about anything." "You can't be indecisive in front of your crew." "It's just a snack, Neelix." "When Captain Janeway comes in here, she knows exactly what she wants." "Maybe I'm just not as picky about my food." "Whatever you say..." "Ensign." "Neelix." "Plomeek soup, and make sure it's hot." "Captain on the Bridge." "Where did you learn that?" "I've been studying that Starfleet manual you loaned me." "Take your station, Mr. Terek." "Aye, sir." "Course?" "I'll do it." "Laying in a course, heading 1 15 mark 37." "Does this ship have a name?" "Medical Transport 136." "I think we can do better than that." "Nightingale." "The name of someone from my homeworld." "She was famous for treating wounded soldiers on the battlefield." "It's perfect." "Hail Voyager." "Kim to Voyager." "We're ready to get underway." "Acknowledged." "Good luck." "See you in a few days." "Kim out." "Main power." "On line." "Tactical." "Shields and weapons standing by." "Bring the cloak on line." "Warp 6." "Engage." "Acting Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 54277.3." "My first day in command has been challenging, but I've loved every minute of it." "I can't help feeling that this was something I was born to do." "The hourly status report you requested." "Thanks." "Why have you brought these items aboard?" "They make me feel more at home." "We'll only be on this vessel for a few days." "Decorating is an inefficient use of your time." "It's important to forge a personal connection with your vessel;" "make the ship your own." "Ask Captain Janeway." "I'll discuss it with her the moment we return." "is there anything else?" "I asked Terek to make a course correction." "He's never done that before." "I'd better check on him." "I believe he's capable of doing it himself." "Status?" "I've entered the new heading." "Looks like the guidance vector is off by a couple of microns." "I was about to correct that." "You need to realign the primary navigational sensor first." "Yes, sir." "And make sure it stays locked on your guide star." "Here, let me show you." "I'm-l'm sorry, Lieutenant." "Don't worry about it." "Bumping elbows comes with the job, and you can call me B'Elanna." "Put this with the others." "These relays should have been replaced a while ago." "It's amazing they've held up this long." "I am really looking forward to our climb." "Wouldn't you prefer to spend your free time with your husband?" "If it doesn't involve a race car, a shuttle, or something else he can drive, Tom's not interested." "Besides, since we got married, I see more than enough of him." "Hold still." "What's that?" "I'm reading a power fluctuation somewhere in the propulsion system." "It's destabilizing the cloak." "All stop." "Core is stable." "That should take care of it." "Are you absolutely certain?" "As a scientist, you should know there's no such thing as absolute certainty." "Perhaps we could run a diagnostic before we..." "That would take hours." "Captain Janeway wants us back before Voyager finishes its overhaul." "The cloaking system is delicate." "It requires constant attention." "Correct me if I'm wrong, you're a physician." "You have to trust me on this." "We'll monitor it closely." "Don't worry." "I simply want to ensure that our mission is a success." "You asked me to take command of this ship, and that's what I'm doing." "Tell Terek to resume course." "I've discovered a serious flaw in one of the ship's systems." "Which one?" "The Captain." "The Captain's main function is to issue orders, correct?" "Right." "And the crew's function is to support the Captain and carry out those orders." "What's your point?" "Every time you give an order, you carry it out yourself." "And when someone else makes a suggestion, you dismiss it." "These people are inexperienced." "They need my help." "When you first came aboard Voyager, did Captain Janeway help you?" "Sure." "She looked after all the junior officers." "By doing your work for you?" "No." "She gave me a lot to do, actually." "Because she felt you were more capable than she was?" "Of course not." "She wanted me to learn, to gain confidence." "Interesting." "Emergency power." "Repolarize the containment field." "I can't." "The cloak is going to fail again." "Don't panic." "This is a minor malfunction." "Minor?" "We're losing our main defense system." "We've been detected." "Two Annari vessels are closing on our position." "Correction-- six Annari vessels." "Evasive maneuvers!" "Kim to Engineering." "Go ahead." "We need that cloak back on line." "The primary generator has failed." "I'm trying to..." "Seven?" "Seven, come in." "You have the Bridge." "We need you here." "I'll go, sir." "All right. I'll give you instructions over the com." "Charge phaser banks." "Target their weapons array." "Which ship?" "The closest one, off our port bow." "Dayla to the Bridge." "Life support's failing down here." "I've gotten everyone out." "Good work." "Now go to the cloaking generator." "What's the field polarity?" "206.4." "That's too low." "We're going to have to raise it." "I'm bypassing the phase converter." "Wait. I didn't tell you to do that." "Won't that increase the field polarity?" "Yes, but..." "Listen to me carefully." "I want you to try..." "Dayla, it's Loken." "Take the warp core off-line." "What are you talking about?" "Bypass the driver coil and shunt power directly to the polaron matrix." "The cloak is back on line." "Get us out of here, full impulse." "Dayla, secure the Engineering section and get back to the Bridge." "Dayla!" "I'm not reading any life signs in Engineering." "Dayla?" "She's dead." "How's Seven?" "She may be in shock." "I'm not sure." "Have a look." "Your opinion, Doctor?" "I believe she may be in shock." "Do you think we should give her a cortical stimulant?" "That might be indicated." "You are no doctor, are you?" "You and I need to talk... alone." "What the hell is going on?" "I don't know what you mean." "Nothing about this mission is adding up." "It's obvious you know a lot more about cloaking systems than biology." "So did Dayla." "And the second our cloak failed, half a dozen Annari warships came after us-- one little medical transport." "The truth!" "My colleagues and I have been working at a secret base but not to create vaccines." "We've been developing cloaking devices for our fleet." "This ship is a prototype." "The Annari know we have it, and they don't want us to get it home." "I never would have agreed to this if I had known you had a military objective." "Our world has been under an Annari blockade for three years." "The planet is protected by a shield grid, but it's almost impossible to get our ships in or out." "I convinced Captain Janeway this was a humanitarian mission." "It is." "The Annari are choking us to death slowly." "If we can't get supply ships through the blockade, we can't get food to our people... or medicine." "For all I know, that's another lie." "Reverse course." "Sir?" "We're heading back to Voyager." "I don't understand." "He knows about the cloak." "I would've told you... I gave you an order." "What about the mission?" "That's not your concern." "You want to be a starship officer?" "Your job" "is to follow orders." "Sir, I don't think you..." "This is not a debate." "You're under my command." "No, sir." "Not anymore." "You're relieved." "You, take the helm." "I believe you're the one who's been relieved." "Where are you going in such a hurry?" "Engineering, to assist B'Elanna..." "Lieutenant Torres." "Well, you've been seeing a lot of my wife lately." "Should I be worried?" "Mm, the repairs are extensive." "It's a lot of work." "You can't fool me." "I heard you two were planning on scaling some cliffs together." "It was her idea." "Hey, relax." "Spending time on the holodeck is good for you, but if you really want to have fun, forget climbing." "Try my race car program." ""Race car"?" "You get to chase me around a track in an old Earth ground vehicle." "300 kph." "It'll really get your blood pumping." "Are you challenging me to a competition?" "Well, you think you can take me?" "Tomorrow, Holodeck 2, 1900 hours." "There is something we need to discuss." "Sure, as soon as you help me finish this diagnostic." "I can't do this." "Of course you can." "You've done dozens of them." "I'm not talking about the diagnostic." "I'm talking about us." ""Us"?" "Your interest in me-- it's inappropriate." "I don't think I understand." "It's obvious you desire a romantic involvement." "Excuse me?" "You've made all the customary overtures-- finding reasons to spend time with me, complimenting me, inviting me to engage in recreational activities." "Your husband even challenged me to a ritual contest." "What are you talking about?" "According to my research, it's a traditional Klingon practice." "Look..." "I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong idea." "You seemed a little lonely." "I was just trying to be friendly." "I scanned you." "You scanned me?" "In the Jefferies tube." "Your blood pressure and neurotransmitter readings indicated a state of arousal." "It was hot, and I've been under a lot of pressure, but I certainly wasn't aroused." "Look, lcheb, I like you... but aside from the fact that I am a much older woman, I'm married." "That's why we have to do the honorable thing." "We should stop seeing each other." "You're right." "As much as it hurts, I'll just have to face the truth." "It's for the best." "Mm." "Seven?" "Feeling better?" "Well enough to return to duty." "You won't be returning to duty, not on this ship anyway." "Loken lied to us." "There's no vaccine." "The cloak is the real cargo." "I ordered the crew to take us back to Voyager, but they refused." "They mutinied." "I guess that's what you'd call it." "I've packed some supplies." "We'll take an escape pod." "I'm hoping the Annari will leave us alone, treat us as neutral parties." "We're not "neutral parties."" "This is a military mission." "We can't get involved." "We've been "involved"" "since you first fired on that Annari ship." "I thought I was helping people in distress." "Don't they still need your help?" "Are you abandoning this ship because the mission wasn't what you expected or because being a Captain wasn't what you expected?" "I am perfectly capable of commanding a starship." "Are you?" "Clearly, you're uncomfortable with the role-- delegating tasks, giving orders." "Someone died following my orders!" "You can't blame yourself for that." "A Captain's responsible for the lives of his crew." "People sometimes die on missions, despite the Captain's best efforts." "I should have stuck to playing Buster Kincaid." "A holodeck program can be turned off when it no longer suits you." "Reality can't." "If you really feel responsible for this crew, you'll help them get home, because they won't survive without you." "is that some new kind of weapon?" "They're scanning pulses designed to illuminate cloaked ships." "If we hit one, we'll be exposed." "How are we going to get through?" "We'll find a way." "I thought you were leaving." "I get claustrophobic in escape pods." "Switch to manual helm control." "Full power to shields." "Aye, Captain." "Two Annari ships have entered orbit." "They are hailing." "On screen." "Captain Geral, we have 12 isotons of ore for you." "I'm under orders to escort you out of Annari space, immediately." "You've been supporting our enemy." "You must be mistaken." "A shuttlecraft matching your hull composition fired on one of our ships several days ago." "And we recently detected two human bio-signatures on a Kraylor warship." "I can explain that." "If you don't leave immediately, we'll be forced to fire on you." "Our warp drive is still being repaired." "Then we'll escort you at impulse." "You have five minutes to lift off." "So much for our new deuterium injectors." "What about Harry and Seven?" "We'll go looking for them, as soon as we get rid of our escort." "Evasive maneuvers." "There are too many of them." "You're doing fine." "Just try to stay at least 100 meters ahead of the closest pulse." "Yes, sir." "We should return fire." "No, that would only give them another way to triangulate our position." "Our shields are failing." "We're losing structural integrity on the lower decks." "Reroute emergency power." "It's insufficient." "Open a channel to the lead Annari ship." "Sir?" "Do it." "Aye, sir." "This is Captain Kim of the Kraylor Vessel Nightingale." "I'm prepared to discuss terms for our surrender." "End transmission." "We trusted you." "And you still should." "They're responding." "I don't have time to explain." "On screen." "Your surrender will be unconditional." "No, it won't." "Either you allow my crew to evacuate to the surface, or I'll put this ship on self-destruct." "You'll never get the cloaking technology." "Something tells me your superiors won't be happy about that." "Your crew will be taken aboard my vessel and brought to an Annari detention center." "My crew is going to the surface in escape pods." "Once they're clear, you can lock on to this ship with a tractor beam." "Agreed." "You've two minutes to evacuate." "I will not abandon this ship." "I'm glad to hear that, because I'm going to need you here." "Get your people into the pods... quickly." "But the cloak... I've got a plan to save it." "If I fail, at least the scientist who designed it will be alive to create another one." "Seven, scan the Annari's tractor emitters." "I need to know the exact beam polarity." "What are we going to do?" "Once they lock on to us, they're going to come about and pull us away from the planet." "As soon as they do, we're going to reverse our shield polarity." "If we time it right, it should give us enough momentum to outrun them to the defense perimeter." "We're going to use their own weapons against them?" "The escape pods are away." "Disengage the cloak." "They've locked on." "Sir?" "Not yet." "Steady." "Now!" "Status?" "Shields are failing." "Four Annari vessels are in pursuit." "They're closing." "Full thrusters!" "Shields are down." "Get us through that defense perimeter, Mr. Terek." "Yes, sir." "We're inside." "The Annari have broken off their pursuit." "Take us to the surface, Mr. Terek." "We've just crossed out of Annari space." "Our escorts have broken off." "They're going to warp." "Bring the long-range sensors on line." "You and Tom, take the Flyer." "Start your search at Harry's last known position." "Tuvok, send an encrypted message to the Kraylor homeworld." "See if they know where Harry and Seven are." "That won't be necessary, Captain." "Ensign Kim is hailing us." "From where?" "A cloaked vessel." "It's directly astern." "Acting Captain's Personal Log, Stardate 54282.5." "Final entry." "New cloaking systems are being installed in other Kraylor ships, so I guess the mission was a success." "Still, I wish I felt better about it." "Welcome home." "It's good to be back." "So, what'll it be tonight?" "I have a light Tula cheese soufflé or a zesty lasagna." "You know, Neelix, the truth is, I'm not sure." "I thought we talked about this." "A Captain has to be deci... I'm not a Captain, Neelix." "Not yet, anyway."

"[Motor Whirring]" "[Shivering] A whole lot of white." "That's what I'm getting." "I told you this was a stupid place to park." "And I told you to dress appropriately." "I got 42 T-shirts on." "I can't feel my legs." "Stay focused." "Ten more minutes, we'll have what we need." "[Frohike On Headset] Ice Station Zebra, do you read me?" "Loud and clear." "What do you see?" "Nothing yet, but I'm scoping major heat." "Somebody's coming." "Oh, yeah." "There's our poacher." "He should be on your grid now, skiing north, towards the border." "He's coming your way down the hill, Jimmy." " [Shutter Clicks]" " I read you, Zebra." "I'm in position." "This is Snowflake, by the way." "[Sighs] I told you not to let him pick his own name." "Got two men of Asian extraction whojust arrived by snowmobile." "Those are the buyers." "It's up to you now, Jimmy..." "Uh, Snowflake." "[Byers] Make sure you get a shot of the merchandise changing hands." "Here he comes." "Whoa." "What is he doing?" " Wh-What's going on?" " He just skied off." "He's not heading to the meeting." "Damn it, Jimmy." " Did you..." "Did you let him see your face?" " No, he didn't see me." "It must be something else." "I'll find out what." "Mr. Bond?" "Are you with me?" "Where am I?" "You don't recall having this conversation already?" "You're in St. Jude's Hospital in Bellingham." " Washington, right?" " Exactly." "You had a bad accident while you were skiing." "I'm your surgeon, Dr. Bromberg." "I did the ligament work on your leg." "It should heal up fine." "You have quite a concussion." "I wanna keep you here a couple more days, make sure you're okay." " You up for a visit?" " Yeah." "Hey, guys." "Guess what." "It seems that I have been in some sort of skiing accident." "We know, Jimmy." "We brought you here." "You remember, don't you?" "Please tell me you remember." "I, uh..." "Yeah, I do... sort of remember skiing... now that I think about it." "But what did you see out there?" "I don't know." "What?" "Oh, God!" "I can't do any more surveillance out there." "I got thin blood." "Jimmy, uh, see if this rings any bells for you." "There's a poacher up here... a survivalist and ex-con by the name of Walter Stukas." "Total antigovernment nut job." "He did time for murder." "He recycles his own urine." "[Byers] And he traps and kills grizzly bears." "Their whole species is threatened." "Their numbers are diminishing." "But this man kills these magnificent animals for their gallbladders." "Worth ten times their weight in gold on the Asian black market." "The Triad smuggles 'em through Western Canada to mainland China." "If we can catch them in the act and get the evidence... we can get one hell of a story... and the cops, they could shut him down." "Jimmy, please." "Stopping this means a lot to me." "You have to remember." "So, you're awake!" " How are you feeling?" " Really, really frustrated." "If I can't clear my head... a whole lot of bears are gonna die." "[Clears Throat] Well... hang in there, buddy." "Well, Jimmy... my name is Marilyn... and if there is anything that I can do to make you feel better... you be sure to let me know." "So, well, your girlfriend must have been terribly worried about you." "Don't have one." "Oh." "I have to give you an injection." "It's, uh, pain medication for your leg." "[Yawning] Okay." " Mm-mmm." " Not in the arm?" "Doctor's orders." "Oh, my." "Huh?" " [Needle Punctures Skin]" " Nothing." "[Moans]" "Now, what else can I do for you?" "Hmm?" "Sponge bath, maybe?" "What is it that you want?" "Cotton balls." "Lots and lots of cotton balls." "[Shivering]" "How can anybody live up here?" "Think warm thoughts... like how good it'll feel to see this man Stukas arrested." "Well, hello, Mr. Stukas." "[Langly] He can't see us, can he?" "[Banging On Door]" "[Yelps] Crap!" "It's cold!" "Oh, man." "What a nut." " That guy's so paranoid, he makes us look normal." " What did you find out?" "He's completely off grid." "Makes his own electricity." "No phones." "Whole lot of Spam." "He's coming out again." "Is that what I think it is?" "Oh, God." "Somebody ought to shoot and skin him." "Byers, man, I mean, the g-guy is scum, but come on." "Why are you taking this so personally?" "Are you okay, buddy?" "I just want to put a stop to this." "But if we have to sit here until he decides to sell more of his merchandise..." "Let's just hopeJimmy remembers something useful." "Well, he'd better be killing himself trying." "[Announcer] America fights back." "And now John Walsh." "[Walsh] Tonight, I need your help capturing one of the slipperiest killers... we've ever come across." "Richard Millikin is a doctor, an arthroscopic surgeon." "But apparently he's forgotten his Hippocratic oath... the one that says do the patient no harm." "Whoa." "In one ten-month period at one of Denver's busiest hospitals..." "Dr. Millikin had four patients die on his operating table." "Bad luck?" "Hardly." "Turns out he was poisoning them." "Man, if you can't trust your doctor, who can you trust?" "In the fall of 1999... 56-year-old Melvin Greydough checked into Denver's Holy Cross Hospital... to undergo arthroscopic knee surgery." "Little did he know he'd never be checking out." "But first, all the news headlines after this." "(music) [TV:" "Dramatic]" "[Walsh] Why would a doctor poison his own patient?" "Perhaps it offered Millikin a chance to be heroic in the operating room." " Or maybe..." " Maybe these surplus figures are way off." "Hey, uh, I was watching America's Most Wanted." "[TV:" "Man] Running potential deficits as a result." " [TV:" "Channel Changes]" " Mr. Dimsdale, we talked about this." "Don't be a TVhog." "Why can't I have a private room?" "With all the money I've shelled out, you could've built an extra wing onto this dump!" "The names you need to know, after this." " Senator Gramm says..." " Hey!" " The index ofleading economic indicators..." " Jimmy, I'm sorry." " Who is that?" " Oh, that's Mr. Dimsdale." "I hate it when he's on my floor." "He's been here before?" "Yeah." "Too many times." "And he's always like this." "I never would have put him in your room if I had anywhere else to put him." "So, I'm sorry, but..." "He's in rather poor health." "I don't wanna get him riled up." "Think you can try to ignore him, for me?" " Oh!" "I got your supplies!" "Everything you need!" " [Chuckles]" "Oh, man!" "Excellent!" "Nurse Marilyn, you're the best." "Thanks." "But, uh, it's just Marilyn." "So, what are you gonna do with all this stuff?" "I can't remember what happened when I had my accident... and I really need to." "So I figure if I can reenact it, I might remember what I forgot." " Reenact?" " Yeah." "Like on America's Most Wanted." "Except without the actors." "Instead, I'll build a model that represents... the scene of the crime, so to speak." "Wow, that's..." "that's really interesting." " [Call Signal Dinging]" " Um..." "I have to go." "But if you need anything..." "uh, you just push my button." "The button." "Um, uh..." "Button." "[TVContinues:" "Man Speaking]" "[Snoring]" "Energy problem could get even worse..." " if natural gas suppliers refuse to ship..." " [Channel Changes]" "That's where you come in." "Unfortunately, this is the only photo we have of him." "Keep in mind, he may have changed his appearance drastically in the past year." "And here's one odd detail..." "Millikin is known for his sweet tooth." "His pockets are usually filled with candy." "[Monitor Beeping]" "[Patient] Dr. Bromberg." "Dr. Bromberg?" "I think I'm starting to feel my knee." "It kinda hurts." "How about it, Greg?" " It shouldn't be." " You're mistaken, Mr. Keever." "We're almost done." "Just relax." "Perfection." "You'll be dancing." "Close up for me, will ya." " [Gasping] - [Monitor:" "Beeps Accelerating]" " [Nurse] Pressure's dropping." " What the hell?" " He's seizing." "Call a code." " [Gasping Continues]" "[Monitor:" "Sustained Tone]" "[Imitating Engine]" "Good morning!" "So, how did you sleep." "Really good." "This idea... of going to the bathroom without getting out of bed..." "I really think that it's gonna catch on in the civilian world." "Wow!" "I love your little man." "[Chuckles] It's me." "It's not quite to scale to the mountain... and I try to bend my knees more when I ski." "Well, I think it's wonderful." "In fact, I think... you deserve a nice... warm sponge bath." "Ah, don't trouble yourself." "[Sighs]" "Nobody checked on you last night?" " Uh-uh." " I'm sorry." "I know that they were dealing with a little situation." "[Dimsdale] "A little situation." Ha!" "That's a laugh!" "Some schmuck dying on Bromberg's operating table." "That's your "little situation."" " Mr. Dimsdale!" "Please!" " Tell me something." "Who dies during arthroscopic knee surgery?" "Arthroscopic knee surgery?" "Dr. Bromberg is an arthroscopic surgeon?" "He worked on you, didn't he?" "What did you think he was, a vet?" "You know something?" "I have a hunch... that there is a big ice cream bar in the residents' lounge... with your name on it." "[Laughs]" "I will be right back." "Yves!" "I heard you were laid up." "How are you feeling?" "I busted my leg up pretty good." "But the doctor says it'll heal fine." "Wait a minute." "You came all the way out to Washington state... just to check on me?" " I was concerned about you." " No offense, but since when?" "I always get the feeling that you think I'm kind of an idiot." " Gee, lady, you too?" " [Sighs]" "That's Mr. Dimsdale." "We're supposed to ignore him." "Jimmy, I'm perplexed." "Why do you think I don't like you?" "Wow." "[Chuckles] Okay." "I tell ya..." "I-I usually have a great sense for when women dig me." "Oww!" " [Groaning, Whimpering]" " I'm sorry." "[Door Closes]" "I had no idea you were so creative." "What does this represent?" "Well, basically... it's to help me remember what happened on the day of my accident." "You don't remember?" "I get flashes here and there." "Like, I remember..." "I had Pop-Tarts in the morning... but I can't remember what kind." "Jimmy, all the best." "Have a swift recovery." "Don't I get a kiss?" "Time for your injection." "Wait." "Don't I get ice cream?" " [Needle Punctures Skin]" " Oww!" "[Groaning, Panting]" "[Snoring]" " Guys, wake up." " Huh?" " Frohike." "Frohike." " Hmm?" "What?" "Whoa." "Why does he have a rifle?" "Uh, he can't know we're here, right?" " [Gunshot] - [Gasps]" " [Gunshots Continue] - [Groaning, Shouting]" "Get off of me!" "Idiots!" "[Gunshots Continue]" "He wasn't shooting at us." "Wow." "Don't I feel lucky." "[Sneezes]" "[Vehicle Approaching]" "[Frohike] What do you figure?" "Does Mr. "I Hate Civilization" have a pen pal?" "Certainly love to find out." "[Jimmy] Fifty-six hours ago..." "I was midway down the slope, right about here..." " [Dimsdale] Shut up over there!" " [Click]" " [Click]" " Frohike was positioned... upslope, near the tree line... which puts the rising sun..." "[Dimsdale] People are suffering here!" "We need some peace and quiet!" "Is that too much to ask?" "Can't you get that through your little ganglion, you shaved ape?" "[Click]" "You know what?" "That's it." "I don't care how old you are." "You need to learn some manners!" "Come and get me!" "Come on!" "Yeah, you're all talk." "Come on!" "Where are ya?" "Where are ya, tough guy?" "I'm not afraid of the likes of you!" "I may be old, but I can still whip your butt!" "[Grunting, Yelling]" "And there's more where that came from!" "What the hell is going on here?" "Hey, I'm not a doctor, but the boy needs more meds." "He's rambunctious!" " That man's a lunatic!" " I'm not gonna feel safe unless he's tied down!" "Be quiet, both of you!" "Please." "I can't hear myself think." "[Groaning Continues]" "Doctor?" " You dropped this." " Keep it." "So, you have a sweet tooth?" "I suppose." "I'm sorry your patient died last night." "[Langly Shivering]" "[Byers] "Shiny Health Medical Group."" " [Continues Shivering] From Sh-Sh..." " Shanghai, China." "And I bet their motto is, "A grizzly gallbladder a day keeps the doctor away."" "Those are our buyers, all right." "What would they be sending by overnight letter to our poacher?" "The location of their next meeting?" "That's what I'm guessing, which is why we've got to steal a look." " [Sneezes] - [Phone Rings]" " Yeah?" " It's me." " [Jimmy] I'm onto something big." " You remember what happened?" "No." "How could I?" "I broke my diorama." "Listen, guys, my doctor... is a killer." "He was on America's Most Wanted." "He's got a different name and hair and all... but I think it's really him." "What proof do you have?" "I got this." "[Byers] You're on the phone, Jimmy." "Uh..." "Um, i-it's a sucker." " [Sighs]" " The guy eats suckers." "[Scoffs]" " [Click, Dial Tone]" " Guys?" "I..." "I think we have a bad connection." "Guys?" "[Grunting]" "[Gasps]" "[Muttering] Bromberg." "Bromberg." "Old Mr. Dimsdale." "He's next." "Please, just fill out the form, Mr. Dimsdale." "You're holding up my entire staff." "Nazi Germany!" "This is how it starts!" "Don't forget the next of kin." "It's just in case of emergency." "In case of emergency?" "What the hell is he for?" "I don't have any kin, next of or otherwise." "[Scribbling Signature]" " Satisfied?" " Very well." "I'll see you in a few hours, Mr. Dimsdale, in the O.R." "[Door Opens]" "[Door Closes]" "Mr. Dimsdale, you can't go through with this operation." "Why not?" "Because I have reason to suspect... that that man is a murderer." "There was a story on America's Most Wanted." "A doctor named Millikin from Denver... he poisoned four ofhis patients... and then disappeared." "I think that Bromberg... may, in fact, be... this Dr. Millikin." "Just how hard did you fall out of bed?" "Listen, they said that this Millikin has a sweet tooth." "See?" "And that he'd probably change his appearance." "So I snuck in and checked out his records." "He's been herejust under a year." "That fits perfect with when Millikin disappeared from Denver." "Okay, Dick Tracy, there's the phone." "Call the cops." "Uh..." "I still don't have any proof." "[Exhales]" "[Byers] We have to get in there." "We have to read that letter he received." "That's our only hope." "G-G-Good luck." "The g-g-guy doesn't wander 20 feet from the place." "Maybe we should just pack it in for a while." "[Sighs]" "Go, if you have to." "I'm staying till I got him dead to rights." "Byers, we wanna get the guy too." "But what is with you and this story?" "Why are you taking it so personally?" "Do you remember Gentle Ben?" "The TV show?" "I loved it as a kid." "Gentle Ben had this huge, furry neck." "I-I couldn't even have gotten my arms around it... but I wished so badly I could hug him." "I wished I could have him as my pet." "Then, when I was 12 years old, my family and I went camping... and we saw a grizzly for real." " Cool." " No." "I was petrified." "He was a rogue male." "We watched him overturn a Dumpster the size of a car." "A not-so-gentle Ben." "He wouldn't leave, so the park rangers had to shoot him." "And afterwards..." "I remember looking at him lying there... and I realized... once he was gone, there'd be no more like him." "Hey, I think I know something that'd get thatjoker out ofhis cabin." "Someone wants to murder him." "Frankly, I have no trouble believing that." "But as for the rest of it..." "killer surgeons and so forth..." "Yves, there's not a lot of time." " What do you want me to do?" " Computers." "Hack into the memory banks of the, you know..." "Do the thing with the Internet." "Look up, uh, the file with the... on the computer... so that we can bust the guy." "You know, I can't even set the clock on my VCR... yet I'm fairly certain what you just said is a whole bunch of crap!" "Why are you with him?" "I'm not with him." "Well, leave me out of your dementia." "I want my new hip!" " [Growls] - [Marilyn] Mr. Dimsdale." "You have a visitor." " Your son." " [Sighs]" "Just so you know, I'm changing next ofkin on your form." " Well, are you gonna invite me in?" " No." "Go away." " Come on, Pop." " Go away!" "This is the man you want to help?" "[Loud Growl]" "[Growling Continues]" "[Growling Continues]" "[Grunts]" "Gallbladder." "Oh, you know you want it." "Byers, what's happening now?" "It's working, Langly." "Get out of there." "See ya later, sucker." "Frohike, you're up." "[Shouts, Groaning]" "Oh, crap!" "[Byers On Headset] Frohike." "Progress?" "[Whispers] I'm in." "Frohike, any luck?" "It's here somewhere." "It's gotta be." "[Sniffs]" "I take it back." "It's not here." "Keep looking." "It has to be." "I'm telling you, I've turned this place upside-down." "Whoa!" "[Groans]" "Frohike?" "Frohike!" "Langly!" "Frohike." "Frohike, get out of there!" "I got a little bit of a situation here, Byers." "Yes, you do." "He's coming back." "[Grunting]" "[Creaking]" "[Groans]" "[Dr. Bromberg] Here we go." "Mr. Dimsdale, please reconsider what we talked about." "[Sighs]" "[Door Closes]" "Richard Millikin!" "Ah!" "That's his real name." "Not Bromberg, but Dr. Richard Millikin... the Denver Doctor of Death..." "[Bystanders Murmuring] in disguise and murdering anew." " [Bystanders Gasping]" " Mr. Bond!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "And he's only been here a year." "Before that... [Gasps] I couldn't find any record of him." "And he likes suckers!" "And here's the woman with the proof." "Go ahead." "Show 'em the proof." "You mean, you don't have any proof?" "I have alopecia." "I lost all the hair on my body." "Last year, I was doing volunteer surgical work in Africa." "And, yes, I do like suckers." "I'm gonna... just..." "Oww!" "[Groaning]" "Oh!" "Greg, I hope you didn't have any dinner plans." "[Groaning Continues]" "[Byers] This is the place, huh?" "The address Stukas received by overnight mail?" "[Frohike] I guess when you're selling gallbladders, it's better than the airport Hilton." "Big, wide-open space." "Probably do their deal right in this area." "We need to find the perfect vantage point... to catch it all on film." "Bingo." " You sure you read that letter right?" " Positive." "The deal goes down here at 6:00 tonight." " That gives us two hours before they show up." " Let's get to work." " I'm sorry, Yves." "I feel so stupid." " Forget it." "I have to be somewhere." "Are you going to be all right?" "Yeah." "Sure." "So, you're not staying?" "I have an appointment." "I'm late already." "Well, if he were my boyfriend I wouldn't leave." "He's not my..." "Boy, did you make an ass of yourself." "I really don't want to talk about it." "Seriously, what got into you?" " Why do you care?" " Why wouldn't I care?" "You're another human being." "Oh, sure, you're a complete jerk... but anybody can see what's wrong with you." "You're scared." "You're crazy." "No, I got you pegged." "All that griping to the doctors and nurses." "You just want somebody to pay attention to you." "You're scared of being alone." "And what's sad is that's what you worry about, and you've got a son." "Let me tell you about my son." "You know what he does for a living?" "He's a stockbroker, a Wall Street tycoon." "Wow." "Congratulations." "He's what's wrong with this country!" "He's a greedmonger sticking it to the little guy." "What kind of self-respecting union man... would even want to talk to a guy like that?" "One who doesn't want to die alone." "[TV:" "Reporter] After the story was featured... on the television program America's Most Wanted, police received several tips." "One of them has led authorities to reexamine this bizarre murder case." "A mortuary worker who saw the show... recognized Dr. Millikin as a John Doe who was interred last spring." "Police now believe the missing surgeon was not the Doctor of Death." "He was poisoned by the real killer using a common anesthetic, lidocaine." "Police are now widening their search for this killer." "[Whispering] Same plan as before." "We get the evidence, then we get the police." "[Whispering] Here they come." "This isn't gonna work." "I gotta get their faces." "Hey!" "Byers!" "I've gotta get the shot." "Byers!" "[Man Speaking Chinese]" "[Click]" "[Man Shouting In Chinese]" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm an investigative reporter... here to put you out of business." "I suppose there's no point in telling you that what you do... is obscene, immoral." "Just know you won't be doing it much longer." "You're right." "I'm running out of grizzlies." "Who else is here?" "You alone?" "No." "The police are outside." "This whole building is wired for sound, and we're being recorded." "[Men Murmuring In Chinese]" "He's alone." "Say hello to the bears for me." "[Beeping]" "Langly, someone else is here." "[Officer] Freeze!" "Drop your weapons!" " Now!" "Now!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hey!" "[Chinese]" "Hi." "I'm Greg Belluci." "How are you doing?" "Anesthetic kicking in?" " [Laughing]" " Feeling better than earlier, I hope." "That was quite a story you told." "But how are you now?" "Nice and dreamy?" "All's right with the world?" "Sucker." "[Monitor Beeping]" "[Monitor:" "Sustained Tone Fades]" "Skiing." "I'm skiing along." "I..." "I skied into a tree." "It was you." "You were there." "Hey, guys!" "I remember now!" "The third skier was Yves." "She was the one that met up with the poacher." "We know already, Jimmy." "Thanks." "She tipped off the R.C.M.P. Turns out she had her own little sting goin'." "One she could have told us about right from the start." "I nearly died of frostbite." "What is it with you?" "Why don't you share?" "Let's not forget she saved Jimmy's life." "You did?" "You were right about the Denver Doctor of Death." "You were just mistaken about which doctor it was." "This Belluci guy came here from Denver two months ago." "That's been his M.O. all along." "Frame another doctor for the murders he commits, then kill that doctor." "Make him disappear once the heat is on." " Where is he now?" " [Byers] In custody." "Facing murder charges in two states." "You saved my life." "You like me." "You really, really like me." "[Dimsdale] Go figure." " [Knock On Door]" " Pop, you ready?" "Take care of yourself, you... you big dope." "[Child] I made this!"

"Dismount!" "Herman's horse-sick!" "Chaps, no one wander off." "Some of the passageways in here can run for miles." "I don't think this is such a good idea." "What is it?" "Alfred, did you get anything yet?" "Nothing." "Then keep digging." "The kid's got something!" "Whoo!" "Yee-hoo!" "I got something, Garth!" "I got something..." "I got something right here." "Oh, look at that!" "Whoo!" "We're rich!" "We're rich!" "Shut up." "Shut up." "Well, we're rich, ain't we?" "Indy..." "Indy?" "What are they doing?" "Indiana?" "Indiana?" "Shh!" "Hey, we got to find more stuff to bring back." "It's the Cross of Coronado." "Cortez gave it to him in 1520." "Ah!" "Oh, boy!" "Whoo!" "I'm thinkin' about raising' my dead mama, dig down and put it on her bony finger!" "That cross is an important artifact." "It belongs in a museum." "Run back and find the others." "Tell Mr. Havelock that there are men looting in the caves." "Have him bring the sheriff." "It's only a snake." "Did you hear what I said?" "Right." "Run back..." "Mr. Havelock..." "the sheriff..." "What, what are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "I'll think of something." "Dig with your hands, not with your mouth." "He's got our thing!" "Get him!" "Get off me!" "Mr. Havelock!" "Anybody!" "Everybody's lost but me." "There he is!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "Dang it!" "Hyah!" "Hyah!" "Hey!" "Come back here!" "Come on!" "Get him!" "Hey, come back here!" "Oh!" "Aah..." "Oh!" "Here, let me." "Oh, oh..." "Holy smokes!" "Come on, kid." "There's no way out of this." "Hey!" "Toss up the whip." "You got heart, kid, but that belongs to me." "It belongs to Coronado." "Coronado is dead, and so are all of his grandchildren." "This should be in a museum." "Now give it back!" "A snake!" "Snake!" "Aah!" "Don't let him get away!" "Magic?" "Hold it." "Make sure he doesn't double back." "Okay, kid, out of the box, now." "Son of a..." "Damn." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad." "Dad..." "Out." "It's important." "Then wait." "Count to 20." "No, Dad." "You listen to me." "Junior!" "One, two, three, four..." "In Greek." ""May he who illuminated this... illuminate me."" "I brought the sheriff." "Just the man I want to see." "Now, there were five or six of them..." "It's all right, son." "They came after me..." "You still got it?" "Well, yes, sir." "It's right here." "I'm glad to see that... because the rightful owner of this cross won't press charges if you give it back." "He's got witnesses, five or six of them." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Good day." "You lost today, kid, but it doesn't mean you have to like it." "Small world, Dr. Jones." "Too small for two of us." "This is the second time" "I've had to reclaim my property from you." "That belongs in a museum." "So do you." "Throw him over the side." "Grab him, he's getting away!" "Stop him!" "Archaeology is the search for fact not truth." "If it's truth you're interested in," "Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall." "So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world." "We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "X" never, ever, marks the spot." "Seventy percent of all archaeology is done in the library." "Research." "Reading." "We cannot afford to take mythology at face value." "Next week: "Egyptology."" "Starting with the excavation of Naukratis by Flinders Petrie in 1885." "I will be in my office if anybody's got any problems, for the next hour and a half." "Marcus, I did it." "You've got it!" "Oh!" "You know how long I've been looking for that?" "All your life." "All my life." "Well done, Indy." "Very well done, indeed." "This will find a place of honor in our Spanish collection." "We can discuss my honorarium over dinner and champagne tonight." "Your treat." "Yes." "My treat." "Dr. Jones!" "Dr. Jones!" "Shush!" "Shush!" "Shush!" "Dr. Jones, I am so glad you're back." "Your mail is on your desk." "Here are your phone messages." "Dr. Jones, you promised..." "This is your appointment schedule, and these term papers still haven't been graded." "Okay." "Irene, put everybody's name on a list, get the order they arrived..." "Oh, come on, Dr. Jones." "Dr. Jones." "...and I'll see each and every one of them... in turn." ""Venice, Italy."" "Dr. Jones!" "Dr. Jones?" "I trust your trip down was comfortable, Dr. Jones." "Uh, my men didn't alarm you, I hope." "My name is Donovan." "Walter Donovan." "I know who you are, Mr. Donovan." "Your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous." "Some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive." "Well, like yourself, Dr. Jones," "I have a passion for antiquities." "Have a look over here." "This might interest you." "Well, it's sandstone." "Christian symbol." "Early Latin text." "Mid-12th century, I should think." "That was our assessment, as well." "Where did this come from?" "My engineers unearthed it in the mountain region north of Ankara while excavating for copper." "Can you translate the inscription?" ""...who drinks the water I shall give him, says the Lord," ""will have a... spring" ""inside him welling up for eternal life." ""Let them bring me to your holy mountain" ""in the place where you dwell." ""Across the desert" ""and through the mountain" ""to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon, to the temple where the cup that... "" ""Where the cup that holds the blood of Jesus Christ resides forever."" "The Holy Grail, Dr. Jones." "The chalice used by Christ during the Last Supper." "The cup that caught His blood at the Crucifixion and was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathea." "The Arthur legend." "I've heard this bedtime story before." "Eternal life, Dr. Jones!" "The gift of youth to whoever drinks from the Grail." "Now, that's a bedtime story I'd like to wake up to." "An old man's dream." "Every man's dream, including your father's, I believe." "Grail lore is his hobby." "He's a teacher of medieval literature." "The one the students hope they don't get." "Walter, you're neglecting your guests." "Be along in a moment, dear." "Hard to resist, isn't it?" "The Holy Grail's final resting place described in detail." "What good is it?" "This grail tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons." "It's pretty vague." "Where do you want to start looking?" "Maybe if the tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on, but the entire top portion is missing." "Just the same, an attempt to recover the Grail is currently underway." "Let me tell you another bedtime story, Dr. Jones." "After the Grail was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathea, it disappeared, and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three knights of the First Crusade." "Three brothers, to be exact." "I've heard this one, as well." "Two of these brothers walked out of the desert 150 years after having found the Grail and began the long journey back to France, but only one of them made it." "And before dying of extreme old age, he supposedly imparted his tale to a... to a Franciscan friar, I think." "Not "supposedly," Dr. Jones." "This is the manuscript in which the friar chronicled the knight's story." "It doesn't reveal the location of the Grail, I'm afraid, but the knight promised that two markers, that had been left behind, would." "This tablet is one of those markers." "It proves the knight's story is true." "But as you pointed out, it's incomplete." "Now, the second marker is entombed with the knight's dead brother." "Our project leader believes that tomb to be located within the city of Venice, Italy." "As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we're about to complete a great quest that began almost 2,000 years ago." "We're only one step away." "That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet." "You could be more right than you know." "Yes?" "We've hit a snag." "Our project leader has vanished, along with all his research." "Uh, we received a cable from his colleague, Dr. Schneider, who has no idea of his whereabouts or what's become of him." "I want you to pick up the trail where he left off." "Find the man, and you will find the Grail." "You've got the wrong Jones," "Mr. Donovan." "Why don't you try my father?" "We already have." "Your father is the man who has disappeared." "Your father and I have been friends since time began." "I've watched you grow up, Indy." "I've watched the two of you grow apart." "I've never seen you this concerned about him before." "Dad?" "He's an academic;" "a bookworm." "He's not a field man." "Dad?" "Dad?" "Dear God." "What has the old fool got himself into now?" "I don't know, but whatever it is, he's in over his head." "Dad?" "It's today's mail, and it's been opened." "Mail." "That's it, Marcus." "Venice, Italy." "What is it?" "It's Dad's Grail diary." "Every clue he followed." "Every discovery he made." "A complete record of his search for the Holy Grail." "This is his whole life." "Why would he have sent this to me?" "I don't know, but someone must want it pretty badly." "Do you believe, Marcus?" "Do you believe the Grail actually exists?" "The search for the Cup of Christ is the search for the divine in all of us." "But if you want facts, Indy," "I've none to give you." "At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith." "Call Donovan, Marcus." "Tell him I'll take that ticket to Venice now." "I'll tell him we'll take two." "All right, tell me what's going to happen when we get to Venice." "Don't worry, Dr. Schneider will be there to meet you." "Uh, Schneider?" "I maintain an apartment in Venice." "It's at your disposal." "Oh, well, that's good." "Thank you." "Dr. Jones... good luck." "Now be very careful." "Don't trust anybody." "Signora?" "Signorina?" "Ah, Venice..." "Yes." "Uh, how will we recognize this Dr. Schneider when we see him?" "I don't know." "Maybe he'll know us." "Dr. Jones?" "Yes?" "I knew it was you." "You have your father's eyes." "And my mother's ears, but the rest belongs to you." "Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for." "Marcus Brody?" "That's right." "Dr. Elsa Schneider." "Oh, how do you do?" "The last time I saw your father, we were in the library." "He was very close to tracking down the knight's tomb." "I've never seen him so excited." "He was as giddy as a schoolboy." "Who?" "Attila the Professor?" "He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy." "Fraulein, will you permit me?" "I usually don't." "I usually don't, either." "In that case, I permit you." "It would make me very happy." "But I'm already sad." "By tomorrow, it will have faded." "Tomorrow I'll steal you another." "I hate to interrupt you, but the reason we're here..." "Yes." "I have something to show you." "I left your father working in the library." "He sent me to the map section to fetch an ancient plan of the city." "When I got back to his table, he'd gone, with all his papers, except for that scrap, which I found near his chair." "Roman numerals." "Here is the library." "That doesn't look much like a library." "Looks like a converted church." "In this case, it's the literal truth." "We are on holy ground." "These columns over here were brought back as spoils of war after the sacking of Byzantium during the Crusades." "Now, please excuse me." "The library's closing in a few moments." "I'll arrange for us to stay a little longer." "Marcus..." "I've seen this window before." "Where?" "Right here, in Dad's diary." "You see?" "Look, Indy." "The Roman numerals." "Dad was onto something here." "Well, now we know the source of the numbers, but we still don't know what they mean." "Dad sent me this diary for a reason." "Until we find out why," "I suggest we keep it to ourselves." "Find something?" "Uh, yes." "Three, seven and ten." "That window seems to be the source of the Roman numerals." "My God, I must be blind." "Dad wasn't looking for a book about the knight's tomb, he was looking for the tomb itself." "Don't you get it?" "The tomb is somewhere in the library." "You said yourself it used to be a church." "Look." "Three." "Three." "Seven." "Seven." "Ten." "And ten." "Now where's the ten?" "Look around for the ten." "Three and seven." "Seven and seven and ten." "Ten." ""X" marks the spot." "Bingo." "You don't disappoint, Dr. Jones." "You're a great deal like your father." "Except he's lost, and I'm not." "Lower me down." "Look after this for me, will you?" "Come on." "Pagan symbols." "Fourth or fifth century." "Right." "600 years before the Crusades." "The Christians would have dug their own passages and burial chambers centuries later." "That's right." "If there's a knight of the First Crusade down here, that's where we'll find him." "What's this one?" "The Ark of the Covenant." "Are you sure?" "Pretty sure." "Watch out." "It's petroleum." "I should sink a well down here and retire." "Give me the lighter." "Oh, rats." "Ugh!" "Come on." "Come here." "Look, it... it must be one of these." "Look at the artistry of these carvings, and the scrollwork." "It's this one." "This is it." "We found it." "Look." "The engraving on the shield, it's the same as on the Grail tablet." "The shield is the second marker." "What's that?" "It's a rubbing" "Dad made of the Grail tablet." "Just like your father-- giddy as a schoolboy." "Wouldn't it be wonderful if he were here now to see this?" "He never would have made it past the rats." "He hates rats." "He's scared to death of them." "Get back!" "Back against the wall." "Quick!" "Under it!" "Air pocket!" "Don't wander off." "What?" "I think I've found a way out." "Deep breath." "Ah, Venice." "Whoa!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "Don't go between them!" "Go between them?" "Are you crazy?" "!" "I said go around!" "You said go between them!" "I said, don't go between them!" "No!" "Why are you trying to kill us?" "Because you're looking for the Holy Grail." "My father was looking for the Holy Grail." "Did you kill him too?" "No." "Where is he?" "Talk or you're dead." "Damn it, tell me!" "Tell me!" "If you don't let go, Dr. Jones, we'll both die." "Then we'll die." "My soul is prepared." "How's yours?" "This is your last chance." "No, Dr. Jones, it's yours." "All right, where's my father?" "If you let me go, I will tell you where he is." "Who are you?" "My name is Kazim." "And why were you trying to kill me?" "The secret of the Grail has been safe for a thousand years, and for all that time, the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword have been prepared to do anything to keep it safe." "Let me off at this jetty." "Ask yourself, why do you seek the Cup of Christ?" "Is it for His glory, or for yours?" "I didn't come for the Cup of Christ." "I came to find my father." "In that case, God be with you in your quest." "Your father is being held in the Castle of Brunwald, on the Austrian-German border." "How's the head?" "It's better, now I've seen this." "It's the name of a city." ""Alexandretta"?" "Hmm..." "The knights of the First Crusade laid siege to the city of Alexandretta for over a year." "The entire city was destroyed." "The present city of Iskenderun is built on its ruins." "Marcus, you remember what the Grail tablet said:" ""Across the desert and through the mountain to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon."" "But where exactly?" "Your father would know." "Mm." "Your father did know." "Look." "He made a map." "He must have pieced it together from clues scattered through the whole history of the Grail quest." "A map with no names." "Now, he knew there was a city with an oasis due east, here." "He knew the course turned south through the desert to a river, and the river led into the mountains, here." "Straight to the canyon." "He knew everything except where to begin, the name of the city." "Alexandretta." "Now we know." "Yes." "Now we know." "Marcus, get hold of Sallah." "Tell him to meet you in Iskenderun." "What about you?" "I'm going after Dad." "Elsa?" "Elsa?" "Elsa?" "Oh!" "Oh..." "My room..." "Mine, too." "What were they looking for?" "This." "The Grail diary?" "Uh-huh." "You had it?" "You didn't trust me." "I didn't know you." "At least I let you tag along." "Oh, yes." "Give them a flower, and they'll follow you anywhere." "Knock it off." "You're not mad." "No?" "No." "You like the way I do things." "It's lucky I don't do things the same way." "You'd still be standing at the Venice pier!" "Look, what do you think is going on here?" "Since I met you, I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait." "We're caught in the middle of something sinister here." "My guess is Dad found out more than he was looking for." "And until I'm sure," "I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done." "How dare you kiss me!" "Leave me alone." "I don't like fast women." "And I hate... arrogant men." "Ah, Venice." "What do you know about this place?" "I know the Brunwalds are famous art collectors." "What are you going to do?" "Don't know." "I'll think of something." "Yes?" "And not before time!" "Did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day?" "We're drenched!" "Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle." "Are you expected?" "Do not take that tone with me, my good man." "Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries." "Tapestries?" "Dear me, the man is dense." "This is a castle, isn't it?" "There are tapestries?" "This is a castle, and we have many tapestries." "But if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!" "How dare he?" "Nazis." "I hate these guys." "This one." "I think he's in here." "How do you know?" "Because it's wired." "Indy?" "Indy?" "Don't worry..." "this is kid's play." "I'll be right back." "Junior?" "Yes, sir." "It is you, Junior!" "Don't call me that, please." "Well, what are you doing here?" "I came to get you." "What do you thi...?" "Late 14th century, Ming dynasty." "Oh, it breaks the heart." "And the head." "You hit me, Dad." "I'll never forgive myself." "Don't worry, I'm fine." "Thank God." "It's fake." "See, you can tell by the cross section." "No!" "Dad, get your stuff." "We've got to get out of here." "Well, I'm sorry about your head, though, but I thought you were one of them." "Dad, they come in through the doors." "Good point." "But better safe than sorry." "Hmm, so I was wrong this time." "But, by God, I wasn't wrong when I mailed you my diary." "You obviously got it." "I got it, and I used it." "We found the entrance to the catacombs." "Through the library?" "Right." "I knew it." "And the tomb of Sir Richard?" "Found it." "He was actually there?" "You saw him?" "Well, what was left of him." "And his shield... the inscription on Sir Richard's shield?" ""Alexandretta."" "Alexandretta!" "Of course!" "On the pilgrim trail from the Eastern Empire." "Oh..." "Junior, you did it." "No, Dad." "You did." "Forty years." "Oh, if only I could have been with you." "There were rats, Dad." "Rats?" "Yeah, big ones." "What do the Nazis want with you, Dad?" "They wanted my diary." "Yeah?" "I knew I had to get that book as far away from me as I possibly could." "Yeah." "Dr. Jones." "Yes?" "I will take the book now." "What book?" "You have the diary in your pocket." "You dolt!" "Do you think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my diary all the way back here?" "You didn't, did you?" "You didn't bring it, did you?" "Well, uh..." "You did." "Look, can we discuss this later?" "I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers." "Will you take it easy?" "Take it easy?" "!" "Why do you think I sent it home in the first place?" "So it wouldn't fall into their hands!" "I came here to save you!" "Oh, yeah?" "And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?" "I told you don't call me Junior!" "Look what you did!" "I can't believe what you did..." "Elsa?" "Elsa?" "That's far enough." "Put down the gun, Dr. Jones." "Put down the gun, or the fraulein dies." "But she's one of them." "Indy, please!" "She's a Nazi." "What?" "!" "Trust me." "Indy, no!" "I will kill her!" "Yeah?" "Go ahead!" "No!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't worry." "He won't." "Indy, please!" "Do what he says!" "And don't listen to her." "Enough!" "She dies!" "Wait!" "Wait..." "I'm sorry." "No, don't be." "But... you should have listened to your father." "She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it." "How did you know she was a Nazi?" "Hmm?" "How did you know she was a Nazi?" "She talks in her sleep." "I didn't trust her." "Why did you?" "Because he didn't take my advice." "Donovan." "Didn't I warn you not to trust anybody, Dr. Jones?" "I misjudged you, Walter." "I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase, but I didn't know you would sell your country and your soul to the slime of humanity." "Dr. Schneider... there are pages torn out of this." "This book contained a map, a map with no names, precise directions from the unknown city to the secret Canyon of the Crescent Moon." "So it did." "Where are these missing pages, this map?" "We must have these pages back." "You're wasting your breath." "He won't tell us, and he doesn't have to." "It's perfectly obvious where the pages are." "He's given them to Marcus Brody." "Marcus?" "You didn't drag poor Marcus along, did you?" "He's not up to the challenge." "He sticks out like a sore thumb." "We'll find him." "The hell you will." "He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs." "Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan." "He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom." "He'll blend in, disappear." "You'll never see him again." "With any luck, he's got the Grail already." "Does anyone here speak English?" "Or even ancient Greek?" "Uh, water?" "No, thank you, sir." "No." "Fish make love in it." "Goodness me." "Thank you so much." "No, I don't like that." "No, I really don't want..." "No, no, thank you very much." "No, thank you, madam." "I'm a vegetarian." "Does anyone understand a word I'm saying here?" "Mr. Brody!" "Oh, Sallah." "What a relief." "Marcus Brody, sir." "But where is Indy?" "Oh, he's in Austria." "A slight detour." "You are on your own?" "Yes, but don't panic." "Everything's under control." "Have you, have you arranged our supplies?" "Oh, yes, of course." "But where are we going?" "Oh, this map will show you." "It was drawn by, uh..." "Mr. Brody." "Welcome to Iskenderun." "The director of the Museum of Antiquities has sent a car for you." "Oh, well..." "your servant, sir." "And I am his." "Follow me, please." "My reputation precedes me." "There is no museum in Iskenderun." "Papers, please." "Papers?" "Of course." "Run." "Yes." "Papers." "Got it here." "Just finished reading it myself." "Run." "Yes." ""Egyptian Mail," morning edition." "Run." "Did you say, uh..." "Run!" "Okay, okay, quick, quick, quick!" "Find the back door!" "Find the back door!" "Intolerable." "Dr. Schneider." "Message from Berlin." "You must return immediately." "A rally at the Institute of Aryan Culture." "So?" "Your presence on the platform is requested at the highest level." "Thank you, Herr Oberst." "I will meet you at Iskenderun." "Take this diary to the Reichmuseum in Berlin." "It will show them our progress, ahead of schedule." "Without the map," "I'm afraid it's no better than a souvenir." "Let me kill them now." "No." "If we fail to recover the pages from Brody, we'll need them alive." "Always do what the doctor orders." "Don't look at me like that." "We both wanted the Grail." "I would have done anything to get it." "You would have done the same." "I'm sorry you think so." "I can't forget how wonderful it was." "Thank you." "It was rather wonderful." "Oh, Dr. Schneider." "Your car is waiting." "That's how Austrians say good-bye." "And this is how we say good-bye in Germany, Dr. Jones." "Oh!" "I liked the Austrian way better." "So did I." "Let's try and get these ropes loose." "We've got to get to Marcus before the Nazis do." "You said he had two days' start." "That he would blend in." "Disappear." "Are you kidding?" "I made that up." "You know Marcus." "He got lost once in his own museum." "Oh..." "Can you try and reach my left jacket pocket?" "What am I looking for?" "My lucky charm." "Feels like a cigarette lighter." "Try and burn through the ropes." "Very good." "Oh!" "I ought to tell you something." "Don't get sentimental now Dad." "Save it till we get out of here." "The floor's on fire." "See?" "What?" "And the chair." "Move!" "Move it out of here!" "Go!" "It's scorching the table!" "Fast!" "Move!" "Okay!" "Well, we have Marcus Brody, but more important, we have the map." ""By the personal command of the Fuhrer." ""Secrecy essential to success." "Eliminate the American conspirators."" "Germany has declared war on the Jones boys." "Dad!" "What?" "Dad!" "What?" "Dad!" "What?" "Head for the fireplace!" "Oh." "I think I can get these ropes off." "Whoops." "Our situation has not improved." "Listen, Dad, I'm almost free." "Alarm!" "This is intolerable." "I'm out, Dad." "Well done, boy." "Come on, Dad." "Dead end." "There's got to be a... a secret door or a... passageway or something." "I find that if I just sit down and think..." "Dad!" "...the solution presents itself." "Great." "More boats." "You say this has been just another typical day for you, huh?" "No!" "But better than most." "Come on, Dad." "Come on." "What about the boat?" "We're not going on the boat?" "Jones!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Stop!" "What?" "Stop!" "Stop!" "You're going the wrong way." "We have to get to Berlin." "Brody's this way." "My diary's in Berlin." "We don't need the diary, Dad." "Marcus has the map." "There is more in the diary than just the map." "All right, Dad." "Tell me." "Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge." "What final challenge?" "Three devices of such lethal cunning." "Booby traps?" "Oh, yes." "But I found the clues that will safely take us through, in the Chronicles of St. Anselm." "Well, what are they?" "Can't you remember?" "I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember." "Half the German army's on our tail, and you want me to go to Berlin?" "Into the lion's den?" "Yes." "The only thing that matters is the Grail." "What about Marcus?" "Marcus would agree with me." "Two selfless martyrs." "Jesus Christ." "That's for blasphemy." "The quest for the Grail is not archaeology." "It's a race against evil." "If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth." "Do you understand me?" "This is an obsession, Dad." "I never understood it." "Never." "Neither did Mom." "Oh, yes, she did." "Only too well." "Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her." "My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land." "Fraulein Doctor." "Where is it?" "How did you get here?" "Where is it?" "I want it." "You came back for the book?" "Why?" "My father didn't want it incinerated." "Is that what you think of me?" "I believe in the Grail, not the swastika." "But you stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything that the Grail stands for." "Who gives a damn what you think?" "You do." "All I have to do is squeeze." "All I have to do is scream." "I've got it." "Let's get the hell out of here." "What did you get?" "I don't know." "First available flight out of Germany." "Good." "Well, we made it." "When we're airborne, with Germany behind us, then I'll share that sentiment." "Relax." "Tickets, please." "Guten Tag..." "Herr Jones." "Tickets, please." "Oh, we should get out of here." "No ticket." "Ticket." "Ticket!" "Ticket!" "Ticket!" "Ticket!" "You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience." "That's not all we shared." "It's disgraceful." "You're old enough to be her fa... her-her grandfather." "Well, I'm as human as the next man." "I was the next man." "Oh." "Of course." "Well..." "Ships that pass in the night." "Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink, hmm?" "I had a milkshake." "Hmm?" "What did we talk about?" "We didn't talk." "We never talked." "Do I detect a rebuke?" "A regret." "It was just the two of us, Dad." "It was a lonely way to grow up." "For you, too." "If you'd been an ordinary, average father, like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that." "Actually, I was a wonderful father." "When?" "Did I ever tell you to eat up?" "Go to bed?" "Wash your ears?" "Do your homework?" "No." "I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance." "What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who'd been dead for 500 years in another country." "And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for 20 years." "You left just when you were becoming interesting." "Unbelievable." "Dad, how can you...?" "Very well." "I'm here now." "What do you want to talk about?" "Hmm?" "Well, I..." "Uh..." "I can't think of anything." "Then what are you complaining about?" "Look, we have work to do." "When we get to Alexandretta, we will face three challenges." "The first," ""The Breath of God." "Only the penitent man will pass."" "Second," ""The Word of God." "Only in the footsteps of God will he proceed."" "Third," ""The Path of God." ""Only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth."" "What does that mean?" "I don't know." "We'll find out." "We're turning around." "They're taking us back to Germany." "Well, I thought it would take them a lot longer to figure out the radio was dead." "Come on, Dad." "Move!" "Come on, Dad." "Come on!" "I didn't know you could fly a plane." "Fly, yes." "Land, no." "Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun." "Get it ready." "Eleven o'clock!" "Dad, eleven o'clock!" "What happens at eleven o'clock?" "Twelve, eleven, ten." "Eleven o'clock, fire!" "Dad, are we hit?" "!" "More or less." "Son, I'm sorry." "They got us." "Hang on, Dad." "We're going in!" "Nice landing." "Thanks." "Those people are trying to kill us!" "I know, Dad!" "Well." "It's a new experience for me." "It happens to me all the time." "This is intolerable!" "This could be close." "Faster, boy!" "Faster!" "Well, they don't come any closer than that!" "Dad, he's coming back!" "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne." ""Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky."" "These pages are taken from Professor Jones' diary, Your Highness, and they include a map that pinpoints the exact location of the Grail." "As you can see, the Grail is all but in our hands." "However, Your Highness, we would not think of crossing your soil without your permission, nor of removing the Grail from your borders without suitable compensation." "What have you brought?" "Precious valuables, Your Highness, donated by some of the finest families in all of Germany." "Ah!" "Rolls-Royce Phantom Two." "Four-point-three liter, 30 horsepower, six-cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor." "Can go from zero to 100 kilometers an hour in 12.5 seconds." "And I even like the color." "The keys are in the ignition, Your Highness." "You shall have camels, horses, an armed escort, provisions, desert vehicles and tanks." "You're welcome." "We have no time to lose." "Indiana Jones and his father have escaped." "We go this way." "Get that camel out of the way." "What happened to Marcus, Sallah?" "Ah, they set out across the desert this afternoon." "I believe they took Mr. Brody with them." "Now they have the map." "And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second." "Care to wet your whistle, Marcus?" "I'd rather spit in your face." "But as I haven't got any spit..." "Must be within three or four miles." "Otherwise we are off the map." "Well, Marcus, we are on the brink of the recovery of the greatest artifact in the history of mankind." "You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend." "Ah, I see Brody." "He seems okay." "They've got a tank." "Six-pound gun." "What do you think you're doing there?" "Get down!" "Dad, we're well out of range." "That car belonged to my brother-in-law." "Come on, come on!" "I can't see anyone up there." "Maybe it wasn't even Jones." "No, it is him, all right." "He's here somewhere." "Put Brody in the tank." "Well, in this sun, without transportation, they're as good as dead." "It's Jones, all right." "Now, who are all these people?" "Who cares?" "As long as they're keeping Donovan busy." "Dad, you stay here while Sallah and I organize some transportation." "I'm going after those horses." "I'll take the camels." "I don't need camels." "But, Indy..." "No camels." "Who is he?" "A messenger from God." "For the unrighteous, the Cup of Life holds everlasting damnation." "Marcus!" "Oh." ""Genius of the Restoration..."" ""Aid our own resuscitation."" "Henry, what are you doing here?" "It's a rescue, old boy." "Come on." "Search him." "What is in this book?" "That miserable little diary of yours." "We have the map." "The book is useless." "And yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it." "Why?" "What are you hiding?" "What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?" "It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." "Colonel!" "Jones is getting away." "I think not," "Herr Donovan." "Not that Jones, the other Jones!" "Sallah, I said no camels!" "That's five camels." "Can't you count?" "Compensation for my brother-in-law's car." "Indy, your father and Brody..." "Where's my father?" "They have them." "In the belly of that steel beast." "Hyah!" "Hyah, hyah, hyah!" "Hey-ah, hey-ah, hey-ah!" "Fire!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Junior?" "Junior!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "Get out!" "Henry, the pen..." "What?" "But don't you see?" "The pen is mightier than the sword." "Look what you did." "It's war." "Didn't I tell you it was a rescue, huh?" "Dad!" "Yeah?" "You call this archaeology?" "Get out of there, Dad." "How does one get off this thing?" "Where's Marcus?" "Dad!" "Hang on, Dad!" "Father of Indy, give me your hand!" "Sallah!" "Get Dad!" "Give me your hand!" "Junior!" "Indy!" "Oh, God." "I've lost him." "And I never told him anything." "I just wasn't ready, Marcus." "Five minutes would have been enough." "I thought I'd lost you, boy!" "I thought you had too, sir." "Mmm..." "Well..." "Well done." "Come on." "Let's go, then." "Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?" "!" "Come on, let's go!" "The Canyon of the Crescent Moon." "Helmut, another volunteer!" "I never expected to see you again." "I'm like a bad penny;" "I always turn up." "Step back now, Dr. Schneider." "Give Dr. Jones some room." "He's going to recover the Grail for us." "Impossible?" "What do you say, Jones?" "Ready to go down in history?" "As what?" "A Nazi stooge like you?" "The Nazis?" "!" "Is that the limit of your vision?" "The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend... take on the world." "Well, they're welcome." "But I want the Grail itself." "The cup that gives everlasting life." "Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him." "I'm going to be drinking my own health when he's gone the way of the dodo." "The Grail is mine... and you're going to get it for me." "Shooting me won't get you anywhere." "You know something, Dr. Jones?" "You're absolutely right." "Dad?" "Junior..." "No!" "Get back!" "You can't save him when you're dead!" "The healing power of the Grail is the only thing that can save your father now." "It's time to ask yourself what you believe." ""The Breath of God only the penitent man will pass."" ""The penitent man will pass." "The penitent man will pass." "The penitent man..." ""Only the penitent man will pass."" ""Only the penitent man will pass."" "The penitent man will pass." "The penitent, penitent..." "The penitent man..." "The penitent man..." "The penitent..." "The penitent man is humble before God." "Penitent." "Penitent..." "The penitent man..." "Penitent man is humble kneels before God." "Kneel!" "I'm through!" "We're through." "He's all right." "No." "The second challenge:" ""The Word of God."" ""Only in the footsteps of God will he proceed."" "The Word of God..." "The Word of..." "Proceed in the footsteps of the Word." ""The Word of God..."" "No, Henry." "Try not to talk." "The name of God..." "The name of God..." "Jehovah." "But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an "I."" "J..." "Oh, dear." "Idiot!" "In Latin, Jehovah starts with an "I."" ""I"..." ""E"..." ""H"..." ""O"..." "Oh!" ""V"..." ""A"..." ""The Path of God."" ""Only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth."" "lmpossible..." "nobody can jump this." "Indy!" "Indy, you must hurry!" "Come quickly!" "It's a leap of faith." "Oh, geez..." "You must believe, boy." "You must... believe." "Oh." "I knew you'd come, but my strength has left me." "Who are you?" "The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it." "That was 700 years ago." "A long time to wait." "You're strangely dressed... for a knight." "I'm not exactly... a knight." "What do you mean?" "I was chosen because I was the bravest, the most worthy." "The honor was mine until another came to challenge me to single combat." "I pass it... to you who vanquished me." "Listen, I don't have time to explain, but..." "Which one is it?" "You must choose, but choose wisely." "For as the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you." "I'm not a historian." "I have no idea what it looks like." "Which one is it?" "Let me choose." "Thank you, Doctor." "Oh, yes." "It's more beautiful than I'd ever imagined." "This certainly is the cup of the King of Kings." "Eternal life." "What is happening to me?" "Oh!" "Tell me, what is happening?" "He chose... poorly." "It would not be made out of gold." "That's the cup of a carpenter." "There's only one way to find out." "You have chosen wisely." "But the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal." "That is the boundary and the price of immortality." "Drop your guns." "Please." "Dad, come on, get to your feet." "We have got it." "Come on!" "Elsa!" "Elsa, don't move!" "It's ours, Indy-- yours and mine." "Elsa, don't cross the Seal." "The knight warned us not to take the Grail from here." "Junior!" "Junior!" "Elsa..." "Elsa, don't." "Elsa..." "Elsa..." "Give me your other hand, honey." "I can't hold you!" "I can reach it." "I can reach it." "Elsa, give me your hand." "Give me your other hand!" "Elsa!" "Junior, give me your other hand!" "I can't hold on." "I can get it." "I can almost reach it, Dad." "Indiana..." "Indiana..." "Let it go." "Dad..." "Please, Dad." "Elsa never really believed in the Grail." "She thought she'd found a prize." "What did you find, Dad?" "Me?" "Illumination." "And what did you find, Junior?" ""Junior"?" "Dad..." "Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?" "That's his name:" "Henry Jones, Junior." "I like Indiana." "We named the dog Indiana." "May we go home now, please?" "The dog?" "You are named after the dog?" "I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." "Ready?" "Ready." "Indy!" "Henry!" "Follow me." "I know the way!" "Ha!" "Got lost in his own museum, huh?" "Uh-huh." "After you, Junior." "Yes, sir." "Ha!"

"Subtitles brought to you by The Shh!" "Team @ Viki" "Accumulated fatigue... and she doesn't seem to have been eating right, either." "Symptoms of exhaustion are serious." "For now, she is stable." "♫ When I see you smiling" "♫ I don't have to open my eyes to know it's a dream" "♫ Even though I reach out my hand" "If you're like this..." "It's no fun." "♫ After the love ended" "♫ Back then I did not know" "Get up!" "Come back to your senses!" "Kang Yoo Jeong." "♫ And they disappear too fast" "♫ Although it hurts, I live on without crying" "♫ It's me who finally says I love you" "♫ The words I didn't know back then" "♫ The words I didn't want to hear" "♫ Inside your flowing tears" "♫ The fact that I have lived there" "♫ If I had also known it back then" "Kang Yoo Jeong, are you awake now?" "Let's go!" "Okay." "I hate it, seriously!" "A woman dying because of me, I don't want to see that anymore." "Because of you..." "I didn't say that to get your reply." "Yes!" "Don't reply!" "Just because she asked for help, you took all this much?" "For a guy not making a penny, you're so generous to others..." "This is why I'm the only one suffering, just me." "Is In Sook one of the others?" "She is my younger sister, and your in-law!" "We're going to be eating those fishes anyway, telling her to send me a few boxes because they were not selling," "Was that so wrong?" "You're only oppa to her when she needs..." "For the decades she's been in business, has she ever just given us a few?" "They said they're having a hard time." "They said they're having a hard time!" "I'm having a hard time too!" "Mom?" "Our house..." "Can't we even afford a few fishes?" "Who said that?" "There are only three of us, but your father got too much..." "Being a prosecutor is nothing." "Lots of work to do, but no increase in salary." "Should I quit?" "If I marry a woman who will set me up with an attorney's office, will it be better?" "Do you want to do that?" "Should I start looking one for you?" "WHAT NOW?" "!" "Why are you shouting like that?" "You!" "Because you want to live a good life for yourself, are you saying you want to do trashy work for those who are rich?" "People who are powerless and and unfairly treated, I told you to become a prosecutor for those people, too!" "That must be the limitation of my abilities." "So you give up?" "If you give up because it's hard, is there anything that can be done in the world?" "Then what about you, Dad?" "Why did you give up?" "What?" "Do Hoon." "The life you gave up..." "Thanks to that," "I didn't even look any other way," "I didn't even think about anyone else!" "That's how I have lived." "The dream you couldn't fulfill, I wanted to accomplish it in place of you." "That's why I..." "Do you know what have I done to keep that place?" "How I held out, I'm saying do you know?" "But look at me." "Look at you two, fighting for a few fishes!" "Me right now, I'm not the great prosecutor you think I am." "The righteous prosecutor that you want!" "There is nothing I can do with my strength!" "Mr. Prosecutor." "Do Hoon." "Se Yeon." "Hotel business..." "You shouldn't take it lightly." "If I thought it was easy, I would not have asked you like this, Chairman." "Others might think I have it easy just working on my paintings, but what I have done is smiling and smooching the others instead of my father." "I had received the most suitable education in dealing with the customers." "Mm." "With the 14.2% shares Min Hyeok has," "It would be difficult to keep the K-Hotel." "I am a person who will soon be joining this family." "Chairman," "The hotel shares K-Construction will be selling, please give them to me." "I heard you were supposed to get my father's hotel shares?" "I have to take what I should take." "Because our marriage..." "It's business, right?" "And what happened that day..." "What happened that day..." "About what?" "I practiced singing for days for you without sleeping, but you just left, that?" "Or bringing a cheap ring and asking me to marry, when you were asking to please help you." "If that's not it either, when you brought the person who killed the woman you loved, and had her sitting next to me?" "Listen to me." "I thought about it." "I tried to understand it too." "If Min Hyeok you died, would I have done the same thing like you?" "I probably would've been like that for a while, get angry and cry..." "But keep acting like this after years, it's an obsession." "Stop it!" "To you and also to that dead woman..." "It's a meaningless obsession that doesn't do any good." "I said stop it, Shin Se Yeon." "For all you have done, even Seo Ji Hee that woman would understand your heart, how sorry you are." "So, stop it now..." "Taking out your anger on others." "I said stop it!" "What you're doing to that woman Kang Yoo Jeong!" "It's childish." "If you make that weak woman crumble, do you think Seo Ji Hee will be touched because you're such a great person and she is grateful?" "Hey, Shin Se Yeon!" "I told you to stop it!" "Right!" "Raise your voice to me." "Get angry or cry." "Do it in front of me!" "Read it." "The revenge started because of love..." "How it ends." "[Wuthering Heights]" "RET" "SECRET" "Earlier, some man took care of the bill." "You came." "You came at the right time." "Let's move together tomorrow." "Hey, let's eat." "Okay." "Thank you, Unni." "What?" "How difficult can adding one more setting on the table be?" "My son." "He looks handsome right?" "He's sick." "A lot." "What was that?" "Ummm..." "I can't even remember the name." "What kind of disease has such long name?" "!" "It's a kind of a hereditary disease on the mom's side." "My son whose only sin is being born from me." "I have to save him." "Whatever it takes, I have to save him." "Yes Unni, be strong." "Even though he's sick, you being able to stay next to him." "That is a blessing." "Don't make a face like that." "I promised that I would not be sad anymore because of San." "I am thankful that he came along and made me happy." "That's how I am going to think from now on." "That way I can live." "Here." "I'm sorry." "When I saw you and San tightly holding each other, I was belligerant because I was reminded of my son." "Because I was narrow minded." "A prosecutor under investigation isn't desirable, first of all." "Regardless, because there is a surplus of law school grads these days, the attorneys are a dime a dozen in corporations." "Be that as it may, how did you end things that you're infamous in the field?" "I think it'd be difficult for you to find a job prospect for a while." "Ah, it's just that, I really have to meet with the President." "Is there any way you can help me?" "What is it, Substitute?" "It's that I... received this." "The debt I'm responsible for has been transferred to you, President." "How did this happen?" "That just means that you have a debt to pay me." "Can't you understand that?" "That's what I mean." "Why?" "In order to get rid of the flies (bothersome people) near your bakery," "I suffered a loss." "What are you looking at?" "I will pay you back without fail." "I will pay you back for sure." "What are you doing?" "We're going to be late for our 2 O'clock appointment." "I will "for sure" pay you back." "I will pay you back for sure, sir." "This is my contact information." "I won't run away." "I will pay you back, I swear it on my life." "So, as for that bakery..." "Just leave that bakery as..." "That's right." "That bakery." "You're saying that is a precious place, right?" "Yes." "That's why I bought it." "So that I can bulldoze it over." "I told you before." "That crap (bakery) is nothing compared to what you took away from me." "President." "That's..." "Look here." "I know what your and Min Hyeok's relationship is." "But, you come here to see him again?" "It's not something you should get involved with." "I'm the person who're going to marry you." "Last time it was the surgery fee, this time it's the debt." "Are you thick-skinned or shameless?" "Take this woman out of here." "Immediately!" "President!" "President." "President!" "Presi..." "Listen, please!" "President!" "You left as if you won't ever see me again." "What brings you here?" "I don't know myself as to why I came here." "It's just that I wanted to see the other world." "Because the world I live in is too suffocating." "I heard you resigned your job as a prosecutor." "I didn't have the time to go around and see the paintings." "It was more pressing to read one more law book in that time, and I struggled to not be surpassed by others." "Why people take their time out to see the paintings, now..." "I think I know." "So, what is your impression?" "I'd like to go there." "If I can go." "I'm satisfied with it because I was able to paint it in one try." "When you paint over a mistaken brush stroke to correct it, you end up not remembering what it was that you were trying to paint in the first place." "In those cases, one must bravely change the canvas, but it's difficult to do, stupidly." "It's not stupid but natural." "Because regretting over the time spent to correct your mistake is human." "That's your story, isn't it, Do Hoon?" "I don't think you can lie well, Do Hoon." "Excuse me." "Are you okay?" "Aiyoo." "I'm okay" "But, this bunch." "I was supposed to deliver quickly across the street where a car is." "Just give them to me." "I'll do it." "But, do you think you may need to go to the hospital?" "Aiyoo, it's okay." "I'm sorry." "Hello." "You seem hard at work." "I'm going to take a look here, okay?" "Illegal Flyers (ad leaflet) Special Crackdown Period." " Look here." "Yes?" ""Cha Ma Sseo" Cha Ma Sseo:" "Adult nightclub (Cham At Sseo means I stifled something and let it go)" "What were they stifling?" "It wasn't me." "A woman fell down so..." "Everyone says it's not theirs." "Excuse me." "You know me, right?" "Excuse me." "Was it the hit-and-run?" "A woman and a baby died." "I'm right." "How long has it been that you got out that now your doing this?" "How could you do that, really?" "Born in July 21st, right?" "It was not me, really." "How can I trust you?" "Is there a person who can guarantee your identification?" "I enjoyed the drawings." "See you next time." "I'm on my way meeting my friend to drink." "Do you want to go together?" "Last time, you just left." "Se Yeon." "Oh, you guys are here." "Have you finished?" "Where shall we go?" "Who is this?" "Are you already cheating?" "What are you going to do when Min Hyeok hears about this?" "No lo somos..." "You're right." "We are exactly like you think." "I like Min Hyeok because he's fun" "Can you spread the rumors." "I don't think so." "You're right." "We are in that kind of relationship." "If Se Yeon think like that." "What's going on here." "Oh." "Where are you going?" "Let's go together with us." "Yeah." "It can be boring if there are only girls." "What do you do?" "What do you think he's doing?" "This person, he's unemployed, he was recently a prosecutor." "How did you two meet?" "Was it three years ago?" "A black dress and red high heels." "She was angry and was drunk so she yelled." "That time, she looked at me." ""Did you enjoy it?"" "She said that." "That was our first meeting." "Do you remember that?" "Do you remember?" "Even then, we drank alcohol." "I heard that Shinha Hotel became the World Forum this time." "Didn't know there was something that Shin Se Yeon can't do." "This is not about Se Yeon." "What is this?" "You're defending your wife already?" "Ay...you!" "You don't have any friends, do you?" "Why do I need friends?" "You must be so happy." "You have a lot of money but your a hobo." "But," "Should I marry Se Yeon?" "Again?" "Your company isn't a neighborhood store." "Try making a mistake." ""That's why an heir isn't good, we need a professional manager"" "They'll all bite you right away." "If you want to secure your place, be good to Se Yeon." "I don't know." "If you're not going to do it..." "Can our family take her?" "What did you say?" "Everyone is telling me to remarry." "For me, I would be thankful for Se Yeon." "Are you crazy?" "Never." "She was meant for a better guy than me or you." "I'm warning you." "Don't touch her." "This is irritating." "Este es mi número de contacto." "I'mnotgoinganywhere." "I will put my life on it and pay it back." "So, the bakery" "Just leave the bakery." "I need to collect my debt." "[Kang Yoo Jeong] [010-138-4736]" "KangYooJeong" ""Driver" 010" "Conductor." "There is a woman that I would like to help." "No," "I wanted to help her." "But, I couldn't do it." "Because I'm too late." "If I look at you," "I keep thinking about that woman." "Do I... look like someone that needs help?" "Are you not?" "Even if you spread rumors, people don't listen if they're not interested." "In that case, you have show them in their eyes." "YooJeong" "[Eradicate social evils] [We'll do it first.]" "Oppa." "Thank you." "And I'm sorry." "I don't have anyone else to call." "You refused all of my favors and..." "You were doing these kind of things?" "You even got help from Jo Min Hyeok, and do this kind of stuff?" "It's not like that." "[All Family Job Sharing Organization]" "[All Family Job Sharing Organization]" " It's an organization for ex-convicts' rehabilitation." "They'll find the job for you." "One who said to break up was you." "Let's not see each other like this." "[President]" "Yes?" " Driver" "Hello?" "Come and pick me up." "What?" " Hey, driver." " Driver." "Driver, driver~" "Take the wheel." "I can't drive." "My license was cancelled." "Oh, that's right." "You did a hit-and-run." "Then why did you come?" "I thought you were too drunk and something might happen." "So you're worried." "What are you?" "You have time to worry..." "I guess you're life is fine?" "I'll call another driver for you." "Give me the key." "Let go." "No." "Do you want to end up like me?" "Customer, where should I take you?" "Uhh, wait a second." "Hey, boss?" "Did you sleep well?" "Why are you here?" "Do you not remember?" "Yesterday, you drank a lot so even when I asked you where you lived, you couldn't reply" "Yesterday, it seems you had too much to drink." "Eat this." "You want me to eat this?" "Eat it before it cools." "And," "I organized how I am going to pay back the debt." "These days I am learning hard at my job." "I might be able to pay back my debt faster." "So, the bakery..." "Spoon." "Water..." "Huh?" "Water." " Ah, water." "Why do you pour water like that?" "It's alright." "It's alright." "Don't think about it." "Don't laugh." "Don't laugh in front of me." "Gosh." "Boss." "Here." "You phone, it's in the car from yesterday," "I'm not beholden to you, alright?" "I'm taking this off of your debt." "Yes." "Then the bakery..." "I don't want to see a person who has already refused my offer." "I didn't know that K Group had so much interest in paintings." "K Culture Foundation, in every year of particular time, they've been buying new artists' art work at a high price." "Shinha Gallery is the main connection and got several million dollars from Shinha Foundation as a commission." "That's what I've collected for 2 years." "I get how you're maintaining a good relationship with Assemblyman Shin." "You came here to talk about what we all know?" "There's know way that the prosecution doesn't know what I know." "In this country where anything can be excused with the word 'nation,'" "K Group isn't a "national" company that deals with exports like Customs, is it?" "To see in that way, K Group is a good provision for government." "Since they always need some other issues to turn nations' view." "There will be a public announcement of the sale of the Port of Incheon next week." "The public will demand the re-investigation of K Group." "And the Prosecution won't let it pass this time." "Why did you come to me, while you have all that?" "Please give me that opportunity, once again." "You brought me information that the Prosecutors already have." "Why should I give you another opportunity?" "You see as much as you know and you can stop if you know." "You'll never ride those wheelchair again." "What's the reason that you turned back all of sudden?" "Don't worry, I'm not trying to take your spot." "I will become the best in K-Group." "I have seen, endlessly, people that had good parents and did no work but received everything." "I want to see a junior colleague like you win." "But, listen well." "A person that Chairman is trying to make the best" "Is only Min Hyeok." "You cannot be Jo Min Hyeok." "No matter how hard you try, you will only be a well trained dog." "Look after me well." "I am different from the Chairman." "Those who so thoroughly throw away their convictions cannot be trusted even more." "I'll try to look after you." "Good bye." "Oh my goodness!" "Yoo Jeong!" "Oh my goodness!" "Long time no see." "It is nice to see you." "Did you know how worried I was when I learned you were living with her?" "Is Ja Yoon being mean to you?" "What do you mean?" "She's the one being mean to me for drinking a lot and sleeping in." "Then why don't you drink less and wake up early?" "Did late year sergeant get a vacation or something?" "Look here, Yoo Jeong." "If you're uncomfortable staying in her home or if you ever get into a big fight or if you feel very sad, you can come to unni's house." "I'm single, so I'll let you have a room for cheap." "Yes, okay." "Oh, but Unni, where do you sell these?" "Do you take these to the market?" "Yoo Jeong, this is" "How dare you say "this!" "?"" "Yoo Jeong." "Don't call them "this" and "that." Call is our baby." "Aren't our babies so beautiful?" "People go crazy and become regulars!" "Just let us do the buying and selling." "So don't worry and just move your belongings." "Those investment to remodel the meeting room for assorting this year's World Forum," "How are you going to collect these?" "In Shinha Hotel, the CEO personally guided the inspection team." "For ours, why did the general manager did it instead?" "In order to recover the loss from the first half year," "You needed to make a right action for the forum." "Do you have a strategy for the second half year?" "I heard that forum assortment was changed in the last minute." "Did you know?" "They said that in the executive commission, it was already nominated to Shinha Hotel." "Didn't you guys already know?" "The list of those who supported Shinha," "Should I reveal it?" "Hello?" "Boss?" "Can you not hear well?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Shin Se Yeon." "What is this?" "Is this what you meant by meeting a friend?" "Something good happened to me so I wanted be congratulated by Se Yeon." "Do I need your permission to meet with a friend?" "A friend?" "Let's go." "The car's at the front." "I am also your friend." "Can't I also congratulate you?" "You must really be friends." "To see that Se Yeon called you here." "I asked her to do it." "I wanted come here because there really isn't a chance to look at Se Yeon's paintings." "Attorney Ahn, you're very shameless than I expected." "Oh yeah, your not an attorney anymore." "It probably was hard getting into our company." "You have a lot of talent." "But now you need to meet some girls that fits those standards." "That's right." "Please introduce me to some good woman." "Is there anyone like Se Yeon?" "Se Yeon is my fiancee." "From the time you start working at K Group, she is your superior." "Please talk with manners." "She's not someone you can meet." "If you know that well, why do you treat her like that?" "Like you said, Se Yeon is not the type of person who should be treated like that by you." "Se Yeon and I, are not in the type of relationship where you can talk about carelessly." "Saying it carelessly is probably you, Jo Min Hyeok." "Se Yeon, is the type of person who I want to take away because she does not deserve you." "Just because I am sitting here drinking wine, doesn't mean I'm in the same class as you." "Whatever reason you came to this company, you are always below me, and that is not going to change." "Just because you are being treated well, doesn't mean you can act like this." "Isn't it so obvious?" "Isn't getting a free ride more evident?" "Isn't it shameless to get treated because of your parents?" "Do you think that's something you can say?" "Jo Min Heok, are you here to fight?" "Didn't you just hear?" "It's okay." "He didn't say anything wrong either." "I'm not alright." "He's my guest." "I don't want to displease him." "You cook too?" "Sometimes." "You've never done it for me." "You've never told me you want to." "It's good, Se Yeon." "It doesn't look like Min Hyeok has no feelings for you." "I can tell from a man's perspective." "Do Hoon, your actually a good actor." "I thought you wouldn't be good at lying." "A girl you would want to steal?" "It's not a lie." "Why those main characters from the drama fall in love and get married in the real life," "I get it." "If you immerse in your role," "I guess those feelings actually arise." "It's hot." "What is this?" "You want me to drink this?" "There's nothing better that this after working hard." "Why is it so sweet?" "Nevermind." "Are you playing with me?" "30 years?" "Do I have to look at you for 30 more years just to get a little sum of money?" "It's too much money for me." "I'll work harder." "Then, a few years will be taken off." "A few years?" "I don't want to." "I heard you have a boyfriend." "Ask your boyfriend to help you." "why, did you get dumped?" "you did get dumped!" "of course, what kind of man would accept a woman who hit-and-ran as his girlfriend?" "He's not that kind of person." "What do you mean he's not." "I can tell just by once glance." "You met him thinking that he was a genuine man." "Yet he took after marriage was brought up." "Aren't all those men you met like that?" "I said it's not like that!" "I... do have a lot of debt because of him but," "I didn't break up with him because of that." "My oppa," "He's not the worthless kind of man you think he is." "Even after he broke up with me," "Even when I did stupid things," "He's a person who dropped me off to the hospital to save me." "He was there all night and went away without even saying hi to me, because I might feel sorry." "Hey, that's..." "That's.." "So," "Don't talk like you know everything." "Ahn Do Hoon." "You're that great?" "It's what I've been saving and advance pay all together." "Severance Pay?" "I've become a part of the K Group legal team." "The benefits are good." "Do Hoon, you've decided end things with the government?" "Yes." "I didn't give up my dream." "I've made a decision not to give up my dream." "A store in Shinha plaza has opened up." "Please go take a look at it yourselves." "A store?" "Stop doing work where you have to listen to other's dislikes." "I'll give you the money." "I'm saying this because I knew you wouldn't take a break even if I asked you to." "The two of you have fought your whole lives over your jobs." "It's become difficult for me to sit by and watch." "Suffering because of me, living with only watching me," "I would like to pay you back." "Mom, this looks nice." "That looks too old." "How about this one?" "No, I want this one." "I want both blue and red." "Just pick one." "Why?" "Your only going to carry it around a few times a year." "It is a waste of money." "My friends buy a lot and pick what they want daily." "You, I'm going to tell on you that you came here instead of going to your lessons." "Mom!" "Whenever you talk like this, you sound like a stepmother." "Min Joo." "Those girls get whatever they want because their parents don't care about them." "I will call someone to get Min Joo the bag you will love." "Really?" "Mom, you want me to buy an imitation?" "That is not just a imitation, customer." "It is a triple A brand where the maker created with all their might." "Aigo, princess." "Our princess looks so pretty." "It is a right statement." "Imitation, who would know that it is an imitation?" "Whether or not it's real only depends on the person's feelings." "Now, try closing your eyes princess." "One, two, three!" "Give me a Dolce and Gabbana bag or Chanel." "Now, empty you thoughts." "Think that you do not know anything." "Now open your eyes." "One, two, three." "Look at this." "This line, this brightness." "Look at this beautiful bag." "Every bug will slip off this bag." ""This is a place where I shouldn't be around!" (Voice of a bug)" "Now, look at this bag." "But still..." "Min Joo." "Rather than carrying around the same one for a while, wouldn't you feel better carrying a different one everyday?" "And, it's fun watching people get jealous over imitation bags thinking it's real." "Oh my goodness!" "Long time no see." "You're getting younger." "Sandara Wang, it's been a while." "Yes, I've been afar to..." "New York, Seattle, Manhattan because of business..." "Please introduce yourselves." "This is Madam Hong." "You know me right?" "Yes." "How dare you come here?" "With what in mind did you come here?" "It's not like that." "You're a bold one, aren't you?" "Last time you sold that ring and now you dare to set foot in the house?" "You face looks naive but your actions are like a fox." "Mink Hyeok's taste is so... peculiar." "Why are you here?" "What are you doing?" "Min Hyeok." "Now your meeting this kind of woman?" "No, the boss and I don't have that kind of relationship." "What kind of woman is this kind of woman?" "Do you have to tell you with my own mouth?" "You can just tell that she sticks by smelling money." "Don't meet with Min Hyeok again." "I'm not the type of person who has respect, so I don't know what I'm going to do next time." "What do you think your doing?" "I can understand a man acting like this before a marriage." "But Min Hyeok." "If your going to meet a woman, pick one with more class." "That isn't something Ahjumma can say." "You looked at dad's money." "You came here in this house waiting for my mom to die." "Is that something you can say?" "Let's go." "Are you crazy?" "Now your even following me to my house?" "I didn't know this was you house." "You said you were going to pay your debt but now your doing stuff like this." "I'm seeing you frequently these days, my friend." "I can't today." "We have things to discuss." "I sent a present to Ahn Do Hoon's house." "Did you get it?" "I hope you like it." "Do you want a glass?" "I told have the time to drink at this time of the day." "You know Attorney Do Hoon right?" "No, he's not an attorney anymore since he works in my company now." "He's Lawyer Do Hoon." "Did you not know?" "What's wrong with your expression?" "Do you have a prior relation with Lawyer Do Hoon?" "No." "He's my friend." "Now that I think about it, because of you, I gained a friend." "Why?" "Is it weird that we're friends?" "Lawyer Do Hoon, looked at us like that earlier." "Yes, unni." "I'm going now." "I won't ever come find you anymore." "It's important to look and seem smart and elegant even when selling one item." "Unnie, don't forget we're splitting 7:3, and I'm 7." "How about some soju and stew?" "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Do you know who he is?" "I know." "You know?" "Although you know, your still like this?" "Then what about you?" "You quit being an attorney." "Now your working in that company?" "What does that mean?" "I heard you two are friends." "Friends?" "Yes," "He does whatever he wants with his friends, I guess I can call him a friend." "I didn't quit being an attorney and entered the company on my own will." "I don't want to talk long." "I have a debt." "All of my debt went to him." "I don't know how it happened." "Yoo Jeong." "Wake up." "Joo Min Hyeok has played with you for a reason." "I can't pay back a debt." "Do you know what Jo Min Hyeok did?" "Do you know how much I hate him?" "DO you know who disgusted I am?" "Stop saying stupid things like that!" "We've already paid our debt." "We had a long and tiring four years." "Listen to me." "I'm worried." "Stay away from Min Hyeok." "I'll look into te debt and contact you." "Lee Yea Jin." "Yea Jin!" "Ahh!" "Ahh sshi!" "You're not going to go!" "I'm not going to run!" "I said, I'm not going to run!" "Just hurry up and hit me." "Isn't that why you followed me?" "What rotten luck to meet you like this..." "What if I hit you?" "If I hit you, will San come back alive?" "Then get hit!" "Get hit a hundred, a thousand times!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Why are you like this?" "San?" "What about San?" "Why are you like this?" "He died." "The work place." "That's the last time" "I hugged my San." "At first, I wondered what I would do when I met you." "Every night, I thought about how to relieve my heart." "That's how I spent my time." "Why did you do it?" "I have always been curious about that." "Why did you" "Why did you do that to San?" "Why did you do it?" "Why did you do it!" "I didn't know." "I'm not like you but," "I also liked San." "I really did." "I thought that San would be alright." "Unni," "Unni, they only wanted me to make you fail your test." "Test?" "I only did what I was told." "Unni, did you ever do someone wrong?" "Do you know what Min Hyeok did to you?" "Be carefree when your inside," "When you get out, your life will get hard." "Try hurting as much as me." "Lose the most precious person to you." "Congratulations on your entrance." "♫ Each of us, we have loved Each of us, we have shed tears" "♫ Living under the same sky" "♫ It was happiness to me" "What is this?" "Why are you here?" "You said that person looked at the dead person and walked away right?" "Are you sure it's this woman's footprint?" "It was taken on the day of Ji Hee's accident." "Ifyouknow how much about Ahn Do Hoon, you would be surprised." "Is the blackbox file filed?" "Can I ask of a favor as friends?" "On the day of the accident, did you really leave after looking?"

"Riggs, you sure we're on the right street?" "We must be getting warm." "You see anything?" "Where?" "I don't see anything." "This must be the place." "Holy shit!" "What the hell is that?" "Shit." "Who's this joker?" "I don't know." "A spokesman for the NRA?" "Regular asshole." "What do we do now?" "Run him over." "What if he shoots us with that assault rifle?" "He hasn't yet." "Maybe he won't." "What if he does?" "Don't be a Don't-Bee." "Be a Do-Bee." "Be positive." "Positive?" "Let's run him over." "Glad you see things my way." "I hope he doesn't turn." "He won't." "We'll creep up on him so he won't notice." "We'll creep?" "Will him not to turn." "Power of positive thinking." "Don't turn." "Will him with me." "Will him?" "!" "Don't turn around." "l need you, man." "Don't turn around!" "That's it." "Believe!" "Don't turn around!" "We're better than him." "We're better!" "We're better!" "Don't turn!" "He's turning." "They just bounce off him!" "l saw!" "We're in trouble, man." "Shit!" "I'll draw his fire!" "You run for cover!" "No, I'll draw his fire!" "You run for cover!" "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose!" "Go!" "Get out of here!" "I wasn't supposed to tell you, but Lorna's pregnant." "You'll be a father!" "What'd you say?" "You'll be a father!" "She was afraid to tell you." "She was afraid you'd get angry." "You never talked about children?" "Shit!" "A baby." "There's something I'm not supposed to tell you too." "Rianne's pregnant." "You're going to be a grandfather." "Rianne's what?" "!" "Rianne can't be pregnant." "She's not married." "I don't think she intended to get that way." "They asking me to be a granddaddy?" "Here's what we'll do." "Take your clothes off!" "What the hell for?" "Okay, you run." "Flame-O turns, sees you in your undies." "It distracts him." "That's when I shoot." "Shoot what?" "The valve on that napalm tank!" "Before he shoots me?" "Maybe." "Maybe?" "is he black?" "Too much armor on." "I can't tell!" "No!" "Not him!" "The father of the baby!" "Please let him be black!" "Get going!" "Here he comes!" "Are those little hearts?" "Not now, Riggs." "Just hit the damn valve!" "Also, flap and make noises like a bird!" "Flap my arms?" "Why?" "It'll distract him more!" "I need him to turn!" "On 2!" "Ready?" "On 2?" "We always go on 3!" "No time for 3!" "Go!" "2!" "What about 1 ?" "All right. 1 , 2, go!" "I don't want to die in my underwear!" "Why are you waiting?" "Shoot the bastard!" "Riggs, you think that bird thing helped?" "You think it helped?" "I just wanted to see if you'd do it." "Cute shorts." "Go spit, Riggs!" "I'll buy you a doughnut." "Don't put your arms around me when I'm naked." "You're ashamed of your butt?" "He's a lively one." "That shark damages my boat, I take it out on you, Leo." "l didn't mean to catch it." "Why do you want to keep it?" "Yeah, why you want to keep a shark?" "The teeth'll look great on a wall." "They got to stop snapping first." "Maybe he'll fall asleep." "Engage him in conversation." "He'll nod off." "He don't look tired." "Maybe chewing on Leo will wear him out." "You think sharks eat their own kind?" "Stop!" "You guys got me in stitches!" "Okay, where's my bag?" "Starboard side aft." "Starboard, that's left, right?" "No, port's left." "Starboard's right." "Yeah, right." "Right, yeah." "Right side aft." "Got it." "Okay." "Whatever." "Check both sides, you'll find it." "Careful!" "Behind you, shark!" "Maybe we should throw him overboard." "Throw them both overboard." "No witnesses." "We could probably get away with it." "You too?" "Yeah." "I kept my nose out of it, but...." "You and Lorna." "You're having a baby, you're living together." "You're not getting married." "Why, does that violate your family values system?" "I'm just trying to understand." "Rianne's not married either." "Okay, that's hitting below the belt." "You know, when I was married it was good." "You know." "You put the ring on." "You make the commitment." "You do all the...." "She's dead because I'm a cop." "She's dead because I'm a cop and I...." "l don't wear the ring anymore but I look down, it's still there." "I still feel it and I don't know, it's like I'm not finished with that yet. I don't know how to explain that. ls that bullshit?" "No. lt's not finished." "It's not finished." "Okay, you did say "aft."" "A-F-T." "Aft!" "That's a fucking word?" "In the back of the cabin on the right side!" "Why didn't you just say that to begin with, Roger?" "!" "I love these people." "Get around boats and water, everything becomes nautical!" ""Astern!" "Avast, you landlubbers!" "Man the bilge pump!"" "Pump your fucking ass!" "All right, all right!" "Get a grip." "Okay, okay, okay." "No problem." "No problem." "Okay, okay." "What does Lorna say about this?" "She doesn't like nautical terms either." "We haven't discussed it." "That's pretty messed up." "The baby's due in a few days and you haven't talked about getting married?" "No." "I haven't done it at all." "Do we want Leo to shoot the shark?" "l do want Leo to shoot the" "No, Leo!" "What?" "!" "Give me that." "What's the deal?" "!" "You're shooting a gun on my boat!" "I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws." "Nobody's killing it." "I won't let it die so you can have its teeth!" "So grumpy since you learned you'll be a grandpa." "Get off of me, will you?" "Don't fool around!" "Some piece of hardware." "Got a permit for this?" "Of course. I'm a Pl now." "A "P" what?" "Pl!" "A gumshoe!" "You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything." "You are an ugly situation." "Permit or not, you don't deserve this." "You're not safe." "Smart move, Riggs." "Shit!" "Hard right, Rog!" "Did you hear shots?" "Coast Guard, this is Code 7." "We're in L.A. Harbor." "We got to go." "They're getting away!" "Who was it?" "We know who it was?" "No, no, I'll drive!" "Want me to help?" "Get out of here!" "This your gun?" "Yeah, want some laser surgery?" "Watch it!" "You could blind somebody!" "Coast Guard, this is Code 7 in pursuit of freighter." "Heading north." "Awaiting instructions." "Over." "Code 7 , maintain your present course." "We have a cutter en route." "Why you slowing down for?" "We'll hang right here." "Coast Guard'll be here any minute." "What do we do now?" "Show them our badges." "LAPD!" "LAPD!" "Los Angeles Police Department!" "We heard gunfire!" "The Coast Guard's on the" "Coast Guard!" "Boat's on fire!" "Freighter's on fire!" "Let's board them." "What are you talking about?" "!" "There's a fire on the freighter!" "Okay, I'm upside." "Now what do we do?" "They're trying to get away." "Get up there!" "One hell of a fishing trip." "Shut up and keep your head down!" "LAPD!" "LAPD!" "Stop where you are!" "You!" "Hold it there!" "He's got it!" "What'd he say?" "He said, watch his back!" "Why didn't you warn me?" "Shut up!" "Tie it up!" "Pull it out!" "That was great." "I told you to keep the boat closer!" "Why are you listening to Leo?" "Oh, shit!" "You all right, Riggs?" "!" "Look at that!" "Oh, shit!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Roger, where are you?" "!" "My boat!" "My new boat!" "What?" "The shark." "What about the shark?" "A shark!" "Don't leave me!" "Rog!" "Come on, Leo!" "Hurry up!" "l'm coming!" "You can make it!" "This is all I got left." "Four sets of papers, totally genuine." "They'll get in the country and be able to stay forever." "U.S. citizens." "Ask them to vote the incumbent party, help me keep my job with the State Department." "Bloody marvelous." "They've red-flagged Asian visas lately." "Those weren't easy to slip through." "Something wrong?" "A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody." "Leave!" "Coast Guard interdicts about one a month." "Pretty raggedy-looking." "Six weeks locked in a hold with one toilet." "Rice and a little fish to eat." "Lousy deal for 35 grand a head." "35 grand?" "Where'd they get that money?" "Didn't." "Got to work it off from the snakeheads, the smugglers." "They sell them as cheap labor." "Sell them?" "Like slaves." "I guess these must be the lucky ones." "They'll claim asylum." "Say they were persecuted, like everybody else." "We'll send them packing." "Cost you and me a goddamn fortune." "What happened to, "Bring me your tired, your poor, your wretched masses yearning to be free"?" "Now it reads, "No vacancies."" "I guess your parents were Native Americans." "They pop one every boatload." "Shows the rest what'll happen if they run or don't pay." "At least he's nobody's slave." "Don't coddle them, move them!" "We're on the boat, I see this barrel coming down." "Sergeant Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him." "He's big, I knock him over." "We're in the water." "I'm pulling, he doesn't swim." "I saved this big guy." "There's that kid." "What's his name?" "Bissell?" "It's a food." "Burger." "No, Biscuits or something." "He's always kissing my ass, giving me coffee and shit." "Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh." "What are you doing here?" "That's a long story." "You're all wet!" "You need a blanket?" "l'm fine." "Somebody get this man a blanket now!" "Blankets, yes, sir!" "Get this body out of here!" "Hold up!" "What do we got here?" "Stay back, stay back." "Shit!" "He's dead." "He's fucking dead, man!" "Shit!" "What?" "This is how he wanted to come to America, right?" "Was he in the killing section?" "This guy's been shot four times!" "At close range, like he was executed!" "He was executed." "By the crew." "What the fuck!" "People get killed left, right and center in this town!" "Now we're importing victims?" "Gangbangers want to kill each other, no problem." "One of us gets shot, occupational hazard." "But just a normal guy?" "What the fuck did he ever do to anybody?" "!" "That ain't right." "Easy, Biscuits." "You'll get an ulcer." "You got to settle down." "Blanket!" "I thought it was...." "Sorry, Blankets." "Here's blankets." "Sorry, I'm losing my head." "I just hate to see bad things happen to good folk." "We'd shoot the breeze with you, Butler, but you're in charge here so" "You should take this, it's free." "You're all wet." "Get some vapor rub on your chest." "All right, Boogers." "Hey, get them out of here!" "Get them out of here!" "He takes the job kind of personally." "Personally?" "Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say." "Overzealous." "He's jealous of who?" "I don't know." "Who?" "You said he was jealous." "l didn't." "I was standing here!" "I said he was zealous." "Full of zeal." "He's loud too." "Shit." "What?" "He's loud!" "What?" "We better get up before the sun comes up." "Something's in the lifeboat." "l'll catch a squad ride." "See you." "I'm sorry about your boat." "l'm sorry." "Shit." "All of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes" "Can I say that?" "You can say it, but we can't air it." "So this big darn shark comes along...." "Shit." "My Code 7." "Oh, God." "You were coming home last night." "l'm sorry." "I had some bad Chinese." "You look a little banged up." "You look a little knocked up." "Are you okay?" "You sure?" "Easy, tiger!" "There he goes again." "She." "There she goes again." "You okay, though?" "l'm good." "Better than Roger." "His boat sank." "Boat sank?" "l had something to do with it." "Here, boy." "No!" "No grease!" "Have some cookies." "What happened?" "Gunfights, explosions, sharks." "The usual." "Here, boy." "Thanks." "You were out fishing." "Does trouble just go looking for you?" "It seems to know pretty much where l am most of the time." "Oh, God." "You finished the nursery." "Yeah, I did." "I figured it was good for a girl or a boy." "Cute, huh?" "It's a dogfest." "What'd you get, the whole 1 0 1 ?" "I know. I got a little carried away with puppies." "lKid'll probably hate dogs." "You know, Lorna, we never ever talked about marriage." "I sort of figured you didn't want that." "You want to get married?" "Me neither." "You want breakfast?" ""Serve and Protect"" "Since when have you been reading this smut?" "It's not smut. lt's Ebony Clark." "Trish gave it to me." ""Every fiber in his being desired her." "He devoured her with his eyes."" "Can we try this thing on page 1 96 sometime?" "There's a good one on 1 68." "Maybe later." "Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal." "Have I ever "made your womanhood reach peaks that would rival the highest Himalayas"?" "Foothills of Malibu, maybe." "But not even a Teton or...?" "l don't think so." "Thanks." "I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies." "You know I'm kidding." "You're saying that to make me feel better." "No, I'm not." "You know I'm playing." "I've been to plenty of mountaintops with you." "It's just that I'm hungry." "When you have that kid, we'll blow up Mount Saint Helens." "l brought you a doughnut." "Police food." "How did you know?" "I dropped by internal Affairs yesterday." "How's the rat squad?" "l picked up something good." "Some cheese?" "la got an anonymous tip." "The person said Roger's on the take." "No, he's not." "I know he's not. lt's probably some jerk he put away." "But with the new boats and putting 2 kids through college, I just thought you ought to know." "I actually tried to persuade him to take money." "Stop it, Riggs!" "I can't hear that." "Nothing." "I won't say anything anymore." "I'm kidding." "That's awful." "l'm kidding." "Don't tell him I said that." "With all his problems he'll blow his top. lt'll be awful." "Just don't say anything." "What do you mean?" "Like what?" "ln general, problems." "You mean something specific." "I got a nose for these things." "What?" "You're pushing me. I really don't want you to go there." "Get it off your chest." "You'll feel better." "Tell me." "I'm not going to leave you alone." "Tell me." "Tell me." "l'll tell you what it is!" "This pregnancy destroyed my brain cells!" "What?" "What?" "I'm drooling." "What?" "Promise me." "Swear to me you'll never say a word about this, ever." "l swear, I swear." "Right hand!" "I swear I won't, ever." "I promise." "What?" "You know how Roger is about his daughter dating cops?" "He'd kill them." "So?" "Rianne's married to one, the father of her baby." "She's afraid to tell Roger." "They met last year." "They fell in love." "She got pregnant." "They got hitched." "Nobody's telling Roger about this?" "After the baby's born." "You mean it's a package deal?" "Take it or leave it?" "Does Trish know?" "She knows." "She doesn't know you know." "But Trish knows." "Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead son-in-law?" "Who?" "Sergeant Lee Butters." "This gets better and better!" "No wonder he sucks up to Rog." "Brings him apples, blankets, coffee...." "Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing." "I won't tell him anything." "He'd shoot me just for being the messenger." "He's my best friend. lt'd be wrong to mess with him. I won't mess with him." "Promise." "I don't think we have to discuss boys' names because we're having a girl." "Okay." "Piadora." "I like Piadora." "That's sweet." "l can't live with that." "l love that name." "Wilford." "lt's the oatmeal guy." "We're talking kids' names." "Has Rianne picked any names out yet?" "We don't want to double up or anything." "Oscar for the boy, Loreen if it's a girl." "I like Lee Butter." "Better!" "I like it better." "Don't get me started." "l like those names." "Captain wants to see us downtown." "Trish'll be right down." "Have fun shopping for the baby." "Bye-bye, honey." "Who had the sleepover?" "Just airing out camping gear." "We're out of here." "Something smells good." "Really good." "Trish has food on the stove." "We out of here." "That smells like Chinese food." "Chinese food?" "She's into Chinese cooking." "I got to see this." "Can I taste?" "l love Chinese food." "Hold it!" "Please!" "Please!" "There's a Chinese person in the kitchen." "I saw him." "A couple of Chinese people." "Actually a whole family." "A large family." "Hey, guys." "lt does smell good, huh?" "Smells great." "They were hiding in the lifeboat." "After that lNS guy, I had to do something." "l know." "So you brought them home." "lt took two trips." "Really?" "They fit in the station wagon?" "That's Ping with his grandfather, Hong." "He's head of the family." "Speaks English." "Hey, Hong." "This is my partner, Martin Riggs, and this is Lorna." "Wife?" "Can I speak to you?" "Lorna, this is the best breakfast." "l'm hungry. I'd love some." "Are you out of your mind?" "This is illegal." "As in, "against the law."" "You'll bring on a shitstorm." "Just hold on!" "Just wait a frigging minute!" "The way I see it, those are slave ships out there and I'm freeing slaves." "I'm freeing slaves like no one did for my ancestors." "This is my chance to do something and do it right." "Why didn't you say so?" "This is not going to be boring." "Need any help?" "Where is he?" "What is it, food or money?" "Food and money." "More money than food." "I see you more now than when you lived here." "We're independent now." "What'll you spend the money for?" "Hookers, drugs...." "Contraceptives." "Can you believe how they talk to their father?" "It costs more to go to school now than it did when you went." "Go to school now!" "I get the tuition bills." "And the grades too." "Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing." "Now get out of here and go to school." "I want to see grades!" "I see the tuition." "I want to see some grades, okay?" "I want more cluck for my buck." "Thank you for the money." "I'm tired." "Me, I can't win." "Boy." "Say, we get a raise and nobody told me about it?" "I got to get to the bank." "How can you when you're taken to the cleaners all the time?" "Hey, guys." "Hey, babe." "Both the kids leaving?" "Yes." "And we're broke." "is Lorna here?" "She's in the kitchen." "On her third breakfast by now." "I remember those days." "l'm sorry!" "You know I love it when you do that." "You look terrific." "Wait till she tries raising that baby by herself." "Daddy, I'll be fine." "Move back in and old Grandpa Rog'll be up all night taking care of the baby." "Better than her marrying the wrong guy." "You know, a cop or something." "True." "Come on, guys." "See you." "I should say goodbye." "Hurry up!" "Yeah, stuffing your face." "Stop kissing me." "Try that." "Try that." "You, stay away from my girl." "I'm not joking." "You stay away from my girl." "Joking!" "Got the baby beeper?" "All right, I know." "lt's your fault." "It's your fault." "All the chicken shit." "Flapping all over the place." "All right, everybody." "It's been a year almost already." "This shit ain't funny no more." "Enough is enough!" "Please!" "Okay?" "Enough!" "I'm the one that gets it in the neck." "Can we exercise a little maturity?" "If I find who's doing this, I'll kick his ass." "Who's doing this?" "I catch that asshole who put my picture up there, that's it." "That's it." "Cut their balls off." "Captain." "I still look out there expecting to see all the old faces." "Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose names I barely remember." "Will you sit down?" "Sorry." "We're dinosaurs headed for extinction." "Speak for yourself." "We're making way for the new police force:" "Guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters out there." "Biter has a psychology degree?" "More like a psycho degree." "Times have got to change." "I once got shot by a hot rodder with a zip gun." "That's how far back I go." "You wanted to see us?" "Some things don't change." "Here we go." "The department lost its insurance." "All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one while you two still run around on the streets." "They can't fire you either." "So they're promoting you." "Lieutenant." "There's no open lieutenant spots." "So the chief's using a special privilege and making you captains." "Better." "Captain!" "Time was when this would send me over the falls. I swear, I'm getting old." "So what do we do now?" "Captain shit." "Hang out." "Take long lunches." "Yell things like, "Riggs, Murtaugh, I'm the captain."" ""Chief's shitting bricks, man."" "You finished?" "Think you can stay out of trouble?" "Something simple?" "Absolutely." "Captain Riggs." "Captain Murtaugh." "You want your badges?" "Let me see those sergeant badges." "Throw them over here." "Let me have yours." "This is the most painful experience of my life." "Now get out of here." "Thank you, Captain." "Thank you, Captain." "No, Captain, after you." "Enough with the "Captain" shit!" "Get out of here!" "I insist." "After you, Captain, I insist!" ""O Captain!" "My Captain!"" "Captains outrageous!" "News travels." "You get a break from real police work." "Play golf, tennis...." "They got brown rings Around their noses" "Now that you're captains, come up in the chopper." "Not for me." "l'll take a raincheck." "lf you change your mind, call us." "He's a down-to-earth guy." "I'm sorry." "Can we knock this shit off, please?" "This is your captain speaking." "Jesus." "The man's got feelings, you know?" "Congratulations." "Look at you." "Captain Murtaugh." "I don't really know how to say this, but you really inspire me." "Ikeep it up." "How's it going, Burton?" "lt's Butters, Captain." "l'll remember that." "lKid really likes you." "l wish he'd cut that shit out." "He likes me?" "Likes me." "You don't think he likes me-likes me...?" "Likes me like that?" "It's the police force not the military." "The millennium's creeping up on us." "You know what the captain said:" ""New people, new department."" "Dr. Woods?" "Captain Riggs." "Don't run." "l'm in a rush." "l need to talk to you." "Wait!" "What is it this time?" "Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs?" "Or have you cooked up something new?" "I'm sorry about all that." "I want your advice." "I was thinking of...." "Thinking?" "Marriage." "Marriage?" "!" "The "M" word?" "Does "confidentiality" mean anything?" "That's funny." "lKeep it down." "You know what would happen?" "We'd go into my office and you know what you'd end up telling me?" "You'd tell me something like, "Doc I want to marry Murtaugh."" "Or your mother, maybe." "Or how about Nelson Mandela?" "Nelson Mandela?" "!" "Something to ridicule me, Riggs." "Something to get a rise out of me." "Listen carefully!" "I'm...not...stupid!" "And my time is reserved for police officers with real needs and real problems." "Have you got that?" "!" "Have you?" "!" "Ask me again?" "No." "And you know what?" "I don't like you." "Stephanie?" "I can't go out with you." "I'm in a relationship." "All right?" "I think you need to see someone." "You'll find someone someday who'll love you." "Not in this department but...." "You have to stop bothering me!" "You're disgusting!" "What's the matter with you people?" "!" "What's shaking?" "Captain Riggs." "Captain Murtaugh." "You're supposed to turn around." "We're captains." "Heard you're up to your ass in Chinese." "The taller ones come up to the navel." "Big enough to kick your ass." "What can I do for you?" "One of the ship's crew shot an illegal, apparently under orders and we'd dearly like to know who's smuggling Chinese?" "We got no hard evidence but we're pretty sure the big boss is Benny Chan." "Uncle Benny?" "You know him?" "When he was running smack." "We never nailed him." "Benny's slippery." "Where's he hang out?" "He's got a nightclub, couple restaurants." "He operates mainly out on North Broadway." "Here's the address." "Hi, fellas." "There he is." "Hey, Burger." "Summers." "Butters!" "What you got on the freighter homicide?" "I talked to some illegals." "Turns out they only knew the shooter by sight." "Checked out the boat." "The boat is registered under a dummy corporation out of Indonesia." "It'll be a rough one to crack, but we'll nail them." "You ever hear of Benny Chan?" "Benny Chan." "No." "What kind of bad man is he?" "Real bad." "Big crime boss in Chinatown." "If it's dirty and it's Chinese, Benny's doing it." "So where do I find him?" "At his restaurant." "I'm kind of hungry for Chinese." "How about you?" "We're going there anyway." "We'll drive you." "Just let me get my jacket." "Not with him." "He's doing good." "l know." "We might need backup." "Spend some time with him." "You might learn to love him." "Like a son." "ln-law-enforcement." "It pays to know your fellow officer." "He might have to back you up one day." "Sir, let me just say, it'll be an honor to share some egg rolls with you." "Yeah, all right." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Share?" "So, Butters, it seems like you hate crime in a sort of personal way if you don't mind me saying." "Why so you say that, sir?" "Last night I noticed you were, let's say, more than slightly miffed." "Wasn't he, Roger?" "Hell, yeah." "Any particular reason?" "About 1 50,000 of them." "That's how many bullets were zinging around my neighborhood growing up." "Couldn't go outside." "Couldn't go near a window." "Lived on the floor, ate on the floor, slept and watched TV on the floor." "I didn't learn to walk till I was 1 0." "Spent most of my formative years nose-to-nose with the family beagle." "When I'm working on a crime I ain't thinking about the crime." "I'm thinking about that goddamn floor and it pisses me off." "We supposed to be meeting Leo somewhere?" "No, why?" "Because he's following us." "Don't look." "Who's Leo?" "Maybe it's a coincidence." "What does he want?" "l don't know." "Let's find out." "Fucking asshole!" "Bite me!" "Bite me, okay?" "Whatever!" "Whatever!" "Jerk!" "You looking for us, Leo?" "You saw me, huh?" "Yeah, we saw you." "What you doing, Leo?" "I'm perfecting my tailing technique now that I'm a Pl." "He's a private eyesore." "Nice inconspicuous vehicle." "I like it." "Riggs, who's the perp?" "What'd you bust him for?" "l'm a perp?" "A young brother in a police car is automatically a perp?" "Look at my suit!" "My tie!" "Do I look like the Crips' accountant?" "Look at this badge, bitch!" "Check out the gun." "License!" "Registration!" "Put the gun down!" "License!" "Registration!" "Urine sample!" "I got a badge too, okay?" "German Jews didn't have it any easier as kids!" "So don't think you're the only one." "Besides, I knew you were a cop!" "I was kidding!" "I can smell a cop a mile away!" "You saying I smell bad?" "Don't turn everything around!" "You're so touchy." "These guys'll tell you." "We got a history." "Maybe we'll work together someday!" "I'm the bomb!" "They'll tell you!" "We'll work together soon as I open up a cereal shop, you fucking leprechaun!" "I didn't call you names, fuckface!" "Don't start!" "Okay?" "!" "Don't fool around!" "These guys'll tell you." "Sir, you're double-parked." "Officer, I'm just talking with the detectives." "We don't know this guy." "Think he was drinking." "They're kidding." "Come back!" "I wasn't drinking!" "They just said that." "Blow your breath in my hand." "Now hold on, I can smell it already." "Blow in my fucking ear!" "No, you're all mine." "You're mine." "Whatever." "Where's Uncle Benny?" "He's not here." "ls he in there?" "l'm sure he is." "This way." "Yes, it's a two-way." "Look, please." "We have 3 people." "The restaurant's over there." "Let's go this way, please." "They can see us, but we can't see them." "Where's your green card?" "That's a racist remark." "I'm a policeman who asked you about your green card." "This is not the way." "You're the boss till we get up in his ass." "It'll be fine." "They've refurbished." "l couldn't stop them." "How you doing?" "Out, out!" "Can I get some drink or food?" "Uncle Benny, I hope this is a bad time." "He still hasn't clipped his eyebrows." "What'd we tell you about that?" "We hate not disturbing you." "This is Detective Buckles." "Whatever." "Sell any heroin?" "Buy any cops?" "lKill anyone lately?" "How's the restaurant?" "Have something to eat." "Give you the police discount." "Flied lice?" "Flied lice?" "It is fried rice, you plick!" "I'm very busy." "What is it this time?" "Tell him, Buttkiss." "lKnow anything about a boatload of illegals that went aground last night?" "Just what I saw on the news." "Some snakehead lost big money." "400 people at 35 grand." "Fourteen million." "And missed out on making them slaves." "You are cops. I thought smuggling Chinese was an ins problem." "We found 3 bodies full of holes, so now it's a cop problem." "Three dead Chinese?" "Billion more where they came from." "That's right." "Life's cheap." "The problem is, he shot at me and Rog too, and that pisses us off." "Too bad they missed." "But still I don't know anything about it." "Who's he?" "Doesn't look too happy." "What's his name?" "Who's this guy?" "is he appraising your furniture, or what?" "He doesn't speak English." "Then he doesn't understand words like "scumbag" "eat shit"?" "I think he understands good." "Enter the drag queen." "The insurance, remember?" "I'm busy." "If you have nothing on me, get out." "Just know we're still around." "I'm on your ass too." "But the door is this way!" "This is quicker." "This is quicker, really." "See?" "It's quicker!" "Don't forget my 1 0% policeman's discount." "You in Hong lKong you'd be dead." "No, not that!" "No, Riggs!" "Don't!" "The insurance...." "What the hell?" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "You got to try it sometime." "Not only is it satisfying, it's therapeutic." "lt saves the cost of a shrink" "And bad guys can't call the cops." "Why not?" "We're already here!" "El Niño." "I know this guy." "That's the captain." "Hold it!" "Remember, no damage!" "Shit!" "I'm LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike." "Here, here." "$200." "Riggs, I'm coming!" "Somebody stole your bike!" "Stop!" "Police!" "Move out of the way!" "Police!" "Butler!" "Chase the fast one!" "What do you have, Alzheimer's?" "!" "Stop!" "Freeze!" "Stop, you Chinese motherfucker!" "Halt!" "Clear out the way!" "Police!" "Riggs!" "He's getting away!" "Excuse me!" "Out of the way!" "Get down!" "LAPD!" "Stop, you little shit!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get the fuck down!" "My arm!" "I didn't do anything!" "I got you covered down here!" "You got the right to remain silent!" "So shut the fuck up, okay?" "!" "You got the right to an attorney." "If you can't afford an attorney we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth!" "If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill you!" "Riggs, don't jump!" "You're going to be a father!" "Don't jump, damn it!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "I got you!" "Don't move!" "Okay, I won't move!" "Hold on!" "I got you!" "You'll catch me?" "No, I'm not going to catch you!" "I got a dumpster here!" "You didn't do nothing, why you running?" "Get over here!" "Shit!" "Hurry up!" "Come on, come on!" "Hold on, Riggs!" "A bit more to the left, will you?" "Stop right there!" "Now!" "Now!" "No, the other left!" "Make up your mind!" "You couldn't find something smaller?" "!" "This is all I could find!" "Hey, I got it here!" "Now, you jump!" "On 3!" "Ready?" "Ass first!" "It breaks the fall!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Son of a bitch!" "You all right?" "I should have had him." "Damn right, you should have!" "Who's your partner?" "Son of a bitch!" "l don't have a partner!" "The guy you ran with!" "I'm a waiter." "And then you guys pull a gun, trying to kill me!" "And you physically abuse me!" "I want my lawyer!" "You ain't no waiter!" "If you're a waiter, what's today's special?" "What's today?" "Wednesday!" "Chicken and sweet and sour pork, barbecue spareribs" "Shut up!" "Next time, don't run!" "Stay still!" "l should've got him!" "Johnnie Cochran!" "He fight for me!" "Mao began helping in the fields when he was 6 years old." "He led a rebellion early against his domineering father." "Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling." "Those were troubled times." "Old China dissolved in a welter of unrest...." "Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh." "No, no, no, sit, please." "And it's Roger." "It's your chair." "No, sit down, really. lt's fine." "Sit." "Want something to drink?" "Tequila?" "Thank you so much." "From Mexico." "This can't be the first time you had tequila, Hong." "Yes, yes." "Bread." "Bread." "Toast, toast!" "Yeah, yeah, toast." "Bread!" "You know anybody here?" "My uncle." "He pay so we can come to America." "You been in contact with him?" "I leave message." "What's your uncle do?" "In China he's artist." "An artist?" "It ought to be tough leaving home, huh?" "In America my children have chance to make good life." "We want the best for our children." "And our grandchildren!" "You believe I'm a grandfather?" "That's right!" "Little Ping!" "You're a grandpa!" "Where does the time go?" "Don't know." "Have no watch." "You have no watch?" "Here." "This is my pop's." "Here, take it." "He got it when he retired from the force." "Here." "No, no." "No, I cannot." "I want you to have it." "It belonged to a good man." "It ought to belong to another good man." "Thank you so much Roger." "Shit!" "Hold him!" "Push him off!" "Get him!" "What's wrong?" "Are you okay?" "lt's the shoulder." "It's an old shoulder injury. I'm going to have to toss in the towel." "No problem." "lt happens periodically." "ls he okay?" "l was just getting going too." "You're lucky, kid." "You're lucky he didn't kill you." "You owe me a rematch!" "Anytime you want." "l might even train for it." "Better bring your own paramedic too." "l'll get some ice for that shoulder." "The shoulder's okay." "There's nothing wrong with my shoulder." "I was faking it." "Faking it?" "Gomez was killing me out there." "I didn't have anything left." "I told you that kid was good." "He's good but it's not all him." "I mean, I've been feeling it lately." "You know the other...." "Like the other night on the ship when that guy nailed me." "And yesterday I couldn't catch him." "I just thought, you know, I'm out of shape or something." "You know." "But it's more than that." "It's like...." "l hate to say this but" "You're getting too old for this shit." "How about that?" "Finally." "No, but I can't be. I mean, I'm only...." "Jesus." "Yeah, you're only." "Can't beat the clock, Riggs." "Murphy's right." "We're dinosaurs." "What am I going to do?" "Accept it." "Like I do." "No." "Bullshit." "Bullshit. I won't accept it." "l'll will it not to happen." "Will it?" "You're going to will it?" "I'm not too old for this shit." "I'm not too old for this shit." "We're not too old for this shit." "We're not too old for this shit." "We're not too old for" "Say it like you believe it." "We're not too old for this shit." "I'm not going to buy a hemorrhoid cushion." "l'm not going to get corns!" "l got corns!" "l'm not wearing a suit!" "What's wrong with a suit?" "How's it going, Captain?" "Thanks a lot, you guys." "Very funny." "That cop tried to strip-search me!" "You get his phone number?" "Funny." "Sugar-glazed with jelly." "Thanks, Leo." "What happened?" "The scratches." "A dog." "A dog?" "Catch you drinking out of his bowl?" "I'm working on an important Pl case." "Did the dog hire you?" "No, the dog didn't hire me." "The people that lost the dog hired me." "Sounds like a big case." "It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot, for all you know." "It's an expensive dog." "A Bolshoi." "Borzoi." "Whatever, whatever." "And you found it, huh?" "Sort of." "Okay, listen to what happens." "Instead of going around town looking for a dog, I went to the pound." "I take the dog home. I dye the dog, it looks exactly like their dog." "Dog was a real rat, though." "He scratched me." "But I got the job done." "Some kind of Pl business you got there." "Douche Ventura, pet infective." "It's grand theft." "What is?" "With trickery and device, felony." "It is?" "You guys are always kidding." "Whatever. I get it." "Here comes that touchy kid." "I'm not here." "What, Putter?" "The guy you chased?" "The gun he dropped matched slugs on the bodies on the boat." "He's your shooter." "Son of a bitch got away from me." "He didn't get far." "They found him on a rooftop nearby." "Strangled." "And get this:" "Pigeons ate his eyeballs." "Cool." "Excuse me." "Shit!" "I hate these fucking phones!" "You get a call, they cut you off." "You make a call, they cut you off." "What's the point?" "Don't you know what they're doing?" "They fuck you with cell phones." "They're fucking you with the cell phone." "They love when you get cut off." "Because when you call back, they charge you for that first minute again at that high rate." "If you're able to call back because the 3-hour battery you got only lasts 20 fucking minutes." "If you're behind a hill, it goes...." "Or you're going through a damn tunnel." "And they keep making it smaller!" "You know why?" "So you can lose it." "Why?" "So you buy more phones." "I never lost my mother's phone!" "Take you two hours to make a long-distance call." "Duh-duh-duh-duh-4." "Duh-duh-duh-duh-5." "I messed up!" "Hang up." "Got to do it again." "Duh-duh-duh-duh-4...." "Never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone." "How about scanners?" "They get your phone number and call all over the world!" "Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan!" "Afghanistan!" "I don't know what fucking Afghanistan look like." "Even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan ass for 3 hours!" "I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours!" "They fuck you, they fuck you with the cell phones!" "You know when you go to a drive-through?" "Hold on." "Why am I talking--?" "Leo Getz, private investigator." "Private investigator?" "I wondered if you'd be willing to investigate my privates." "lnvestigate what?" "My privates, you stupid shit." "Shut the fuck up." "Very funny." "You're costing me money here." "$3 to answer a call." "They're fucking me, now you are." "You're pretty tough on the phone." "That's right." "Telephone tough guy." "Why am I talking to you on the phone?" "Get the fuck out of here." "Go home." "What happened to your face?" ""No" means no!" "The kid's going to like me, I can tell." "He'd be the first one." "Whatever." "Whatever." "You know, we should hire Leo." "Hire Leo?" "He could follow Uncle Benny around." "Benny'll see him." "That's the idea." "He'll drive him nuts." "Benny'll shoot him." "Let's hire him!" "I smell like stale coffee." "What do you care if I go home and change my shirt?" "A coffee stain's not something that would bother me." "Look at the way you dress." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Just because I don't get around in nifty suits like you." "Not many cops do." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I've been wondering, where's the money coming from?" "Where do you think it's coming from?" "Where do you think?" "l don't know." "lt's none of my damn business." "You don't know." "Trish gave me some money." "lt's none of my business." "Trish gave me some money, and from my Aunt Anne who died." "All right." "Okay, sorry." "Whose car is that?" "I don't know." "It looks like a full house for Lamaze class." "You know that car?" "Here you go, Captains." "No charge for the ride." "Rianne's here and Lorna's here." "I'll put it on your account, Captain." "Hey, honey." "What's going on?" "I came home to change my shirt" "Why are you here?" "They took the Hongs." "Shit." "Drop it." "Girls, get out!" "Look who we got here." "Uncle Benny's friend." "Hey, Bruce." "Nice pajamas." "Where are the Hongs?" "Drop your guns." "Drop them!" "Okay, take it easy!" "Don't stand for that, honey." "Son of a bitch!" "Let the women go." "I can't breathe!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'll be damned!" "Thanks, kid!" "Ping, cut us loose, cut us loose." "Cut me loose, Ping!" "Go ahead, cut me." "Cut me." "It's all right." "You okay, honey?" "I owe you one, kid." "The keys to your car." "They're in the car." "l got car." "We need a radio." "We have to go, baby." "Let's go." "How are we going to find them?" "We got to catch them assholes!" "3-William-56, this is Air 12, go ahead." "We need your eyes, guys." "We're looking for a black Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental." "Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway." "Black Mercedes and black Continental, huh?" "Shouldn 't be too hard to find in this town." "Look, just give it a shot, will you, guys?" "Be cooperative." "That's a roger." "Will wonders never cease?" "We've got 2 black Mercedes, one heading east, one heading west." "Eastbound one got on the Valley View ramp." "East, okay." "We'll take it." "Locate the Continental." "Roger." "ls that the right one?" "l don't know." "But we're going east and China's east." "China's west too." "We can't divide." "l'll think positive." "You crossed two lanes!" "Do you see him?" "Watch the road!" "I'd give my right arm for a siren!" "Why'd they take the Hongs anyway?" "Maybe they're shaking them down for more money." "Hong's uncle paid already." "He got in touch with his uncle." "He left a message for him." "That's how they know where l live." "Out of the way!" "Go, go, go!" "There it is!" "There's the son of a bitch right there!" "Bastards left us to burn!" "I want to have a chat with them!" "You don't have any guns!" "Get me right up behind this trailer." "But you're driving!" "You're driving!" "There's cruise control!" "Just steer!" "Why you always make shit complicated?" "!" "Closer." "Don't be shy." "Get up there." "You crazy son of a bitch!" "Closer!" "Closer!" "That's it!" "Thanks." "Hey, asshole!" "Come on in!" "I need to ask you." "Where's the Hongs?" "Where's the Hongs?" "Where are they?" "Fuck!" "Come on, get him!" "Watch out!" "Highway Patrol, this is William-356 heading southbound on highway!" "Officer in trouble!" "Oversized trailer." "LAPD!" "Pull over!" "LAPD!" "LAPD!" "Pull over!" "Pull over!" "See that?" "!" "Right!" "Fuck you!" "Shit!" "Anybody there?" "I got a crazy ass with a phony badge trying to pull me over!" "Get away from my boy!" "Son of a bitch!" "I got you!" "Hold on!" "Get in!" "Come on, get in here!" "Get in here!" "Shit!" "Ready?" "Welcome back." "Shit." "What a drag." "Thanks, Rog." "What about the Hongs?" "We'll ask the other guy." "Go!" "Pull over!" "Pull over!" "Son of a bitch!" "Ikeep your hands inside then!" "Get out of the way!" "Wait!" "There he is!" "There he is!" "lKeep going!" "l'm going." "We're gaining on him." "Don't worry, I got him." "Son of a bitch!" "You okay?" "Yeah, I think my heart's still beating." "Maybe a little too close." "You are now entering an international holding area." "Please have proper documentation ready." "Sorry, Rog, about your loss." "Thank you, man." "How's my hero?" "He's a little bit sad." "He's talking about his mom and dad." "Here's Butters." "How's it going, Riggs?" "Why are you here?" "I heard it on the radio." "I'm really sorry about your house." "This is Detective...." "Butters." "Trish, my wife." "How you doing, Trish?" "Nick." "Carrie." "Rianne." "Everybody okay?" "You get a make on who did this?" "It was Uncle Benny." "Who's Leo?" "The little Fonzie guy?" "You got a phone?" "That's him." "You be okay?" "Yeah, we'll be all right." "Call me." "The kids have their place." "Rianne has hers." "He's there?" "We'll be right there." "We'll be right there." "Can you drive us?" "Yeah, let's do it." "I'll call you." "Man, sit down." "Captain Murtaugh I know this is a bad time but I think there's something you need to know about me." "This is hard for me to-- -l think maybe I know what it is." "You do?" "It's okay." "It is?" "People have the right to do what makes them happy." "Don't expect me to like it." "I know this must be real hard for you." "It's impossible for me!" "I was hoping we could get together around the holidays, say Christmas." "Why the hell should we get together and see each other on Christmas?" "l'm trying to reach out." "Reach somewhere else." "Do what you want, but leave me out of it." "l got it." "l don't want to hear no more about it." "Not a word." "What you grinning about?" "Think about how we can talk to Benny." "I got it all worked out." "What's the matter with you?" "My ass hurts." "My tooth!" "is this a dentist's office or a proctologist's?" "Just please be quiet." "l'm trying!" "I'm in pain!" "Why don't you go see your own dentist and be quiet?" "!" "My dentist is in Detroit or I would go!" "Oh, brother." "Oh brother, your ass!" "Get the dentist!" "Doctor, I'm sorry to bother you." "We have an emergency." "A man walked in off the street." "He's in a lot of pain." "You better come." "Okay, you can come in now!" "You sure Leo can pull this off?" "Leo's got a B.S. in B.S." "Coast is clear." "Talk to the hand, okay?" "One second." "Okay, okay." "Wait a minute." "Let me." "Let me do my job!" "You hurt me, I'll stick an egg roll right up your ass." "What's this?" "Don't be alarmed." "It's only a drill." "Don't say a word." "Shut up." "Now...." "Where are the Hongs?" "Open wide and tell me." "I don't know any Hongs." "You do." "Their uncle paid you to get them out of China." "More smuggling?" "We went through that." "Let's go through it again." "Come on." "l have nothing to say." "These look very interesting." "You're not going to use it." "You won't shoot me." "You're lousy cops." "We're good cops." "Here." "This'll settle him down." "Breathe, Uncle Benny." "Breathe." "Breathe." "Crank up the nitrous." "Crank that baby up." "You said it wasn't going to hurt!" "I'm holding this." "Go ahead." "Deep." "Right down to your toes." "Thataboy." "He's wasted!" "Great, great." "Have some more." "He'll talk." "Yeah, he'll talk." "Thataboy." "Breathe." "That's me." "That's you." "Now, where are the Hongs?" "What's renminbi mean?" "Renminbi means renminbi." "You're a funny guy." "This guy's wasting our time." "Time!" "Time for Four Fathers!" "Forefathers!" "Washington, Jefferson, those guys?" "Roosevelt?" "I'm sleeping with my wife's 2 sisters." "You lucky son of a bitch." "That's a good one." "Not so good when my wife finds out." "I don't need needles!" "I don't need needles!" "Let's shoot his legs with Novocain and watch him try to get out of here." "What you got there?" "A nut cup." "I got some big nuts!" "That's nitro" "Oxide!" "Laughing gas!" "We're stoned!" "Murtaugh!" "Hurry up!" "That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Rog." "After tonight, it be too late." "Too late?" "Too late for what?" "Why did you call him my son-in-law?" "Who?" "Uncle Benny?" "He's far too old." "Old coot." "Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store." "Why's he talking about his ancestors?" "I don't know." "Why you call him my son-in-law?" "Because I am!" "I thought he was...." "No, I'm...." "Bloody marvelous!" "Your baby is having my baby." "My baby is having his baby." "And your baby?" "Whoa, baby!" "Whoa, baby!" "My baby!" "What's going on?" "What are you doing?" "I couldn't stall anymore." "What happened?" "Huh?" "What's going on?" "Rog, look at this." "Does that hurt?" "Riggs, get out!" "Fine!" "Whatever!" "Anything happens to the Hongs we'll come back and rip you a new one." "A new one." "That's two for Benny." "Bloody marvelous." "What are you, crazy?" "What'd you do that for?" "For keeping it from me." "Hit him, not me." "As soon as we find the Hongs, me, you and Rianne is getting into this." "Rimminy?" "A young bimbo?" "A young jumping jiminy?" "I don't know." "I can't remember." "No, Riggs." "Renminbi ." "Say that again." "That's it!" "You got it." "Means, "people's money. "" "People's money?" "What else did Benny say?" "He was talking about his ancestor." "About buying him back." "And something about how tonight's too late." "Mean anything to you?" "No, nothing at all." "What about the guy who torched my house?" "It was like Benny was afraid of him." "If Benny's scared of him, he's got to be a Chinese Triad." "Those guys'll kill anyone who gets in their way." "including cops and their families." "So watch your asses, all right?" "Thanks, Ng." "lKeep me posted." "Pick up your wife, my daughter." "Make sure she's safe." "I'll get Trish, you get Lorna." "Her and Ping." "What?" "You want to get married, don't you?" "No." "Yes." "Yes, I do." "But if you don't want to, it's okay." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you." "If you want to someday, that'd be great." "If you don't I love you." "I'll take you any way I can get you." "Feel that!" "Feel the baby!" "He's really dancing." "He's kicking." "You feel him?" "Hang on!" "You're okay." "Riggs." "Pick up, Riggs." "Riggs, it's Murtaugh." "I'm sick of these fuckers." "I say we just find them and shoot them." "What do you think?" "Meet me and Butters on South Spring." "What's going on?" "They found my watch." "They killed Hong, his uncle, Uncle Benny too." "Bodies are in there." "Where's the rest of the family?" "They're okay." "lNS raided a Chinese sweatshop." "Hong's family was being held there and they led them back here." "They were making funny money." "Ink's still wet." "Where are the faces?" "That's why I called it funny." "Why are they making Chinese money?" "Can they even exchange the stuff here?" "Only in China." "Renminbi ." "l remember." "Hong's uncle was an artist." "Maybe an engraver." "Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid to do the job." "That sounded thin." "lt's not." "Ikeep talking." "What?" "Benny said something about paying buying back his forefathers." "What'd you say?" "Benny said something about buying back his forefathers." "You said ancestors." "What's the difference?" "The number four." "Four Fathers." "They were the top guys of the Hong lKong Triad." "These guys disappeared from prison." "Reds jailed them when they took over." "l bet you they're here." "Damn, we're good." "Grab Ping. I don't want him to see the bodies." "1 0 to 1 , I know where the money is." "20 to 1 , I know where the Four Fathers are." "Let me make a call." "Don't leave without us." "That was good work." "You must be a detective." "I have my moments." "Uncle Benny." "I was actually starting to like the old goat." ""Bloody marvelous."" "And it's fried rice, "you plick."" "Here." "Which one is Hong?" "Hong's right in front of you." "I want a complete set of forensics on all three." "Dads and their kids." "I'll take care of yours, buddy." "We got to go!" "Take care of yourself." "Where're we going?" "L.A. Harbor." "What's there?" "It's a foreign trade zone." "A lot of deals go down with the Chinese military." "It's run by a corrupt Chinese general." "I got it, some corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here and the Triad's buying their release." "That's what Uncle Benny meant by buying them back." "That general'll be shitting kittens when he sees the money's counterfeit." "Let's tell him." "Hi, gang." "LAPD." "I saw Hong." "This is what Benny meant by buying the Four Fathers." "Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Fucko." "How are you, boys?" "Who's the naughty general?" "Who's been lining his pockets?" "Naughty." "Speaky English?" "What do you want?" "See this?" "I hope you need a lot of toilet paper because that's all it's good for." "Wiping your ass." "Take the Four Pops back to China." "We don't give a shit." "The Four Pops." "Don't want them no more." "It's counterfeit." "Triads never prosper when they cheat a general." "See for yourself." "There you go." "Money losing face." "General losing face." "Very hard when Triad tried to sit on it." "I fucked you. I fucked you." "We fucked you." "We fucked you. lt's beautiful." "Beautiful." "Don't we get a hand?" "Ikeep your head down!" "Let them shoot each other!" "Watch out!" "Thanks!" "Was this a good idea?" "It was an idea!" "1 1 in the mag, 1 in the pipe." "You?" "Wheel gun. 6 shots." "Four!" "What's going on?" "Why are you lying to me?" "la says you're on the take." "I'm on the take?" "!" "I think it's crazy too!" "But you're spending a lot of money!" "You ever hear of Ebony Clark?" "Yeah!" "She writes those cheesy sex novels!" "Are you boinking her?" "No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark, Riggs." "Shit!" "Trish is Ebony Clark." "You're boinking her!" "Yeah, I'm boinking her." "I'm too embarrassed to tell anybody." "Yeah, I don't blame you." "How many you got?" "Two." "I'll look for some more ammo." "Who's that in white pajamas?" "Wah Sing lKu." "The Four Father with him is his older brother." "No kidding." "Captain!" "Hey, Butters." "Shit!" "Shit!" "Now you got my name right." "I'm out. i got to find some rounds." "I'll help you." "Never been shot before." "Take care of my son-in-law." "You all right?" "No. I got my ass kicked again." "Shit, I'm out. i'm out." "I hit the son of a bitch. I thought I missed him." "Where'd they go?" "Come on, come on." "Go." "We got Door Number 1 , Number 2, or Number 3." "Looks like Number 2, Monty." "Let's go." "What's behind Door Number 2?" "Bingo." "Now you've done it." "Now he's really pissed." "Son of a bitch is going to be a handful." "Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit." "But this won't happen." "I'm going to be a grandfather and you and Lorna will have a baby." "He ain't worth dying for, Riggs." "He ain't worth it." "Yeah, you're right." "And if he gets away we can track him down later with a howitzer or something." "Your son-in-law's bleeding." "We should get him and go. lt's raining and...." "l'm too old for this shit too." "Guy's too damn good." "Yeah, he's good." "How'd he do that thing with the gun?" "He took my gun apart with one deft move." "How did he do that?" "How?" "Yeah, okay." "Let's go ask him." "Are you up there?" "Are you all right?" "Where are you, Riggs?" "Will it to me, Riggs!" "Where are you?" "Will it to me!" "Will me, Riggs, will me." "You going to have a baby." "Will me, you son of a bitch." "God!" "Will me!" "I hear you, Riggs." "I hear you." "I got you." "I'm coming!" "I heard you, Riggs!" "I heard you!" "You willed me to it!" "You willed me, baby!" "What took you so long?" "What took me so long?" "!" "What the hell do you think?" "!" "I was knocked down over here!" "I couldn't even get up!" "Come back here!" "Let's go home, man." "Let's get out of here." "I haven't been here enough lately, Vicki. I'm sorry." "I need to talk to you about Lorna." "Me and Lorna." "It's like this." "She wants to get married and I love her." "I won't lie to you. I do." "And I want to make her happy." "I'm looking for help here, honey." "I don't know what to do." "Funny talking to you about this stuff" "You want to get yourself shot?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "I was tailing you." "Sorry." "I'll leave you alone, okay?" "I guess you want to be alone." "I appreciate it." "When I was a kid I had a pet frog." "What?" "Just give me a second." "Let me tell you this, okay?" "I had this pet frog." "His name was Froggy." "He was my best friend in the world." "I didn't have lots of friends." "Matter of fact I had no friends and I used to kiss the frog too." "I thought maybe it would turn into a princess since I was a boy and it could be my mother." "They told me that she left or something." "And my father was no bargain." "And so, just the frog." "Froggy was my friend." "I really loved him and I took him everywhere with me." "And I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box and I ran him over with the back tire." "I killed him." "I was really heartbroken." "Really." "He was my best friend, the only thing I ever loved." "And then I met you and Roger." "And you guys really looked after me a lot more than you really had to." "I'm terrible to you, Leo." "No, no, it's okay." "It's okay." "You're my family and my friends." "You're not better friends than Froggy." "You're just different." "And I just thought that maybe that might be relevant." "Okay, I'll leave you alone now." "I got a funny f" "What's wrong?" "!" "I'm having a baby." "Lorna beeped me." "Yep, it's Lorna." "She's having the baby." "l'll get the car." "l'll be behind you." "You sure picked a strange angel, honey." "But I got the message." "I got the message." "I'll always have this." "Always have you." "In here and here." "Thanks, honey." "I got to go." "Bye." "I am not ready to have this baby!" "You're as ready as you're going to be." "Fine!" "Just wheel me in." "My legs are staying closed!" "Give me this!" "Now, now, ma'am, let go!" "I am a police officer!" "And I am not ready!" "Are you all right?" "Are you the husband?" "Yes." "Honey, are you all right?" "No, I'm not. I said I didn't want to get married but I do." "I want to be a wife before I'm a mother." "I just lied." "I know you don't want to." "You said "okay"?" "Yes, I did." "Okay." "Let's do it." "Okay." "He said okay." "Congratulations." "He said okay, Leo." "Oh, my God." "What's that smell?" "I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me." "I'm so sorry." "Have a nice baby!" "I'm so sorry." "Will you marry me?" "You bet I will." "Let's go." "I'm not going!" "Wait!" "No, no, wait!" "Please, Riggs." "Get a minister." "Now?" "Right now." "We're getting married." "Here comes another one." "But we need a license, a blood test" "Before the baby comes!" "It's coming now." "Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby." "This could be an aspect of a transition phase." "This is no goddamn aspect of a transition phase!" "Honey, everybody, calm down." "Calm down." "Calm down." "Okay?" "Get a priest, minister, anything." "Where?" "Leo, go get a priest!" "Goddamn it, Leo!" "I got it, I got it." "Okay, okay." "Pant, pant, blow." "Remember Lamaze class?" "Pant, blow." "Come on, pant, blow." "But I want to say "l do."" "Here he is." "Here he is." "This is Rabbi Gelb." "A rabbi?" "You said anything, duh." "He'll do." "For what, I'll do?" "What?" "Marry us." "Marry you?" "Please." "You're Jewish?" "Not necessarily." "You got a license?" "No." "Rabbi, please don't go." "She needs to hear the words before the baby comes." "Are you both serious about this?" "I don't have time for hijinks." "We're really very serious." "I could do it." "It wouldn't be official." "I just want to hear the words." "What the hell." "What are your names?" "I'm Martin and this is Lorna." "Martin and Lorna." "What am I doing?" "How do the goyim do this?" "Dearly beloved." "Dearly beloved." "Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual unity...." "Faster, faster!" "She's heading for the home stretch." "Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife?" "Will you honor, love, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera..." "...until death do you part?" "l will." "Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband?" "Etcetera, etcetera." "The same thing." "l do." "I pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "You already did." "All right, let's go." "No, wait, wait!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "What is...?" "I need this!" "I need this glass!" "No, goddamn it!" "l need it!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Talk to the hand, okay?" "I'll be right back." "You know how long it took me to fill that thing?" "All day!" "This is unsanitary." "What is this?" "Break it." "And get piss on my shoes?" "You got to do this!" "Mazel tov !" "Okay, let's go." "Come back here, you little son of a bitch!" "Pant, pant, blow, pant." "Leo, please." "Your work is over here now." "I think someone else needs you." "Good luck, Lorna, Riggs." "Thanks a lot." "Stick around." "Meet the kid." "Good luck, Lorna!" "Okay, okay." "Here it comes, here it comes." "Here he is." "He's looking right at you." "He knows it's you." "Rog, look what I found." "Look at that." "Boy, what a beauty." "Look at those eyes!" "He looks like his mother." "Yes, he does." "Murtaugh!" "Murtaugh!" "No, Butters!" "That's right." "Butters' baby." "Better not be Murtaugh." "It's Butters, Butters, Butters." "Look at that baby." "Look at the hair." "That's my baby!" "Look at her." "You're so cute." "Look at you." "27 people." "Nobody thought of bringing a camera?" "Leo, your plastic's flaccid." "These machines take your plastic, they wreck it, then give you the camera." "The camera doesn't work." "They're trying to" "No, no, please." "What you doing here?" "Look at these two babies." "Just a little something from the squad." "Thank you." "Give me back those captain badges." "What for?" "Congratulations." "You're sergeants again." "The city's self-insured." "I thought they'd make us president." "By the way, Grandpa, you owe the Chief one." "He went to bat for you with the ins and they're giving asylum to the Hongs." "All right!" "We're taking a picture." "We're going to take a picture." "Get in the picture." "Squeeze together." "Candy-stripers out." "Out, out, okay, okay." "Out." "I can't." "There's not enough room." "Sorry." "You got to back up." "I'm taking big steps!" "Get this guy to take it." "Doc, do me a favor?" "Take a picture of all of us?" "lt's my best man, after all." "Closer." "Get my grandbaby in it too." "Are you all friends?" "No." "We're family!" "Okay, on 3." "One...two...three Rip By KOPYCD"

"Previously on One Tree Hill..." "Guess where I'm going?" "Please don't say South Africa." "I got an offer to shoot a job in [Singsong voice] Puerto Rico." "We're saying at the El Conquistador." "August:" "They still developing those condos at that basketball court of yours?" "The Rivercourt." "Yeah." "Two words " "Snipey Plover." "It's a bird." "Chase:" "All my life, I've wanted to fly." "And lately, I've been feeling..." "A sense of obligation." "I needed to take that drug test to join the Air Force." "And I took a pregnancy test." "We're pregnant." "Baby!" "[ Laughs ]" "I knew you could do it." "[ The Dimes' "Take Me Away" plays ]" "Mouth:" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to an historic night of basketball." "I'm Mouth McFadden, along with my gamey partner, Jimmy Edwards, and, Jimmy, we're in a for a treat tonight." "♪ To see the sun ♪" "♪ somewhere I could see the sun ♪" "♪ see the sun ♪" "It's a bird -- the Snipey Plover." "It's endangered." "How do you know these things?" "I go to school, dad." "Well, that's good." "You stay in school." "Don't do drugs." "What else do you know about the stripey plumber?" "Snipey Plover." "It eats insects and worms and stuff, it has orangey legs, and it lives in tall grassy areas, near water." "Like the Rivercourt." "Yeah." "So, you sure they're endangered?" "Uh-huh." "Miss Lauren took us on a field trip, and I remember she said it was endangered right before Chuck threw up a bunch of chocolate milk he chugged on a dare." "Why?" "Because Chuck is an idiot." "No -- why does it matter if it's endangered?" "Because if we can find your Snipey Plover, we can save the Rivercourt." "♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ooh ♪" "♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh ooh ♪" "♪ ooooh ooh ooh ♪" "♪ where we wake up in the afternoon ♪" "♪ spending evenings staring at the moon ♪" "So, wait -- what magazine are you shooting for, again?" "B. Davis." "I told her to take it since I'm back at the company." "But now that " "I'm not back yet, but I will be soon." "But I thought since..." "I forgot what I was gonna say." "Anyway, it's not the cover for sure." "They have a lot of photographers shooting, and then the best shot wins, so..." "[ Laughs ]" "Have you guys ever stayed here before?" "No, but I've heard..." "Great things." "[ Laughing ] Oh, yeah, this'll do." "♪ Ooh ooh ♪" "[ All squealing, laughing ]" "[ Gavin DeGraw's "I Don't Want To Be" plays ]" "♪ I don't want to be anything ♪" "♪ other than what I've been trying to be lately ♪" "♪ all I have to do is think of me ♪" "♪ and I have peace of mind ♪" "♪ I don't want to be anything ♪" "♪ other than what I've been trying to be lately ♪" "♪ all I have to do is think of me ♪" "♪ and I have peace of mind ♪" "♪ I'm tired of looking 'round rooms ♪" "♪ wondering what I gotta do ♪" "♪ or who I'm supposed to be ♪" "♪ I don't want to be anything ♪" "♪ other than me ♪" "♪ One Tree Hill 8x21♪ Flightless Bird, American Mouth Original Air Date on May 10, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Camping?" "Yeah." "I figured since training camp got pushed, you could hang with us instead." "Except not in that shirt." "Who are you, Brian Boitano?" "Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating." "That's my point exactly." "Yeah." "The thing is that Quinn's gone, and I kind of made plans." "Like what plans?" "Like I dragged my favorite chair up from the garage, put on my favorite shirt that you just made fun of." "I have some magazines to read, my laptop, and a cooler full of drinks." "Clay, the refrigerator's right there." "True, but here's something you don't know about me " "I love a drink from a cooler, but not just any cooler." "The ice has to be melted just right -- so it's half-ice, half-water, total refreshment." "You're really a strange guy." "I know." "No, seriously -- you're stranger than I thought you were." "You're just now noticing this?" "I'm a weird dude." "I'm an odd duck." "[ Chuckles ]" "Why don't you just have Jamie camp out by the pool?" "We're trying to find a bird to save the Rivercourt." "Yeah, I'm not feeling that." "Don't make me roll out the secret weapon." "Ple-e-e-e-ase?" "[ Ok Sweetheart's "Home" plays ]" "♪ California isn't home ♪" "♪ but it's all I've got right now ♪ [ Sighs ]" "♪ And all of my friends are back in Oklahoma ♪" "Oh, yeah, that'll do." "This is gonna be a blast, huh, Clay?" "Yeah, this is real awesome." "♪ 'Cause it's sad and lonely... ♪" "How come he's wearing mom's shirt?" "♪ ..." "To die there ♪" "[ Horn honks ]" "♪ I don't ever want to live back in Utica ♪" "♪ not another holiday in Utica ♪" "♪ but I call it home ♪" "Hey, Skolnick, get back here and carry something!" "Fine." "Geez." "♪ Ho-o-o-me ♪" "Snipey Plover!" "Adams, Baker, and Skolnick -- it's like a bad law firm." "Thank you." "♪ I call it home ♪" "Chuck!" "[ Grunts ]" "Nathan. [ Laughs ]" "What's up, my fellow ornithologists?" "I'm kind of "hornithologist" with Quinn being out of town." "Yeah, Brooke's gone, too." "Alex, too." "♪ We ended up in San Francisco ♪" "I mean..." "Why would I care if Alex was gone?" "Nice try." "Uh-huh." "Yep, just hanging out in a swamp with a bunch of dudes looking for an endangered bird while my girl takes pictures of supermodels in bikinis." "Well, at least you look fabulous doing it, Brian Boitano." "[ Laughs ]" "You know how those things are -- from the inside, it's not so glamorous." "How much better could it be?" "♪ I called it home, I called it home ♪" "♪ I called it home ♪" "This is amazing." "[ Laughter ]" "Really amazing." "I know, right?" "Hey, what are we gonna do tonight?" "Well, I have to shoot, but then, uh, later we can go to dinner or whatever." "I vote Sushi." "Ooh, I second that." "And then we could go dancing or have drinks or whatever." "I vote all three -- drinks, dancing, and all kinds of whatever." "That sounds perfect." "Brooke?" "Sure." "Why not?" "All right, well, I better go make sure everything's good." "I'll text you guys later." "Lauren:" "Perfect." "Okay." "Okay." "I'm gonna go get some mojitos." "You guys want anything?" "No, thanks." "Thanks for inviting us, Quinny." "Yeah." "Quinn:" "I'm so glad you all could be here." "I'll see you later." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Really?" "What?" "Drinking and Sushi?" "Ohh, right -- total bun in the oven." "Why don't you just tell Lauren and Quinn you're pregnant?" "I can't." "It's too early, and Julian and I agreed we wouldn't tell anyone yet." "Well, it's fine." "I'm an actress, you can fake it, and I will help you." "[ Imitates explosion ]" "♪ I would call it ho-o-o-me ♪" "Whatever happened to honesty, to honor, and to being a good neighbor?" "Now, I may not look like it, but I am a reasonable person." "And every morning I get up, and maybe I'm a little late." "So I rush out of my place, and I end up dodging dog poop in my yard." "Dog poop." "Do I have a dog?" "No." "So I have tracked the irresponsible offenders to this address." "This is the Hays residence, and payback is a female dog." "Clean up your doggy mess, you mongrels!" "[ Sighs ]" "Curb your dogs, people." "It's the right thing to do, and it's the law." "I'm Millicent Huxtable, and, boy, am I pooped." ""I'm Millicent Huxtable, and I'm pooped"?" "[ Laughs ]" "Where do you come with this stuff?" "I don't know." "It just..." "Comes from my mouth." "Well, here's the thing -- they're getting rid of the morning news and they're going with a morning show, and your rants have got their attention." "Really?" "That's great." "Tomorrow you're gonna go live again." "Okay, now, consider that your audition, but, Millie, they've seen you do funny, and they've seen you do angry." "Maybe switch it up a bit, give them something sweet or serious." "I can totally do serious." "Maybe don't go with the costume." "Got it." "[ Sighs ] So pretty." "Quinn, this is so cool!" "This is awesome." "Thank you." "Where's Lauren?" "Uh, she went back to the hotel -- a little bit too many mojitos." "Erhn." "Ahh, look at how bad-ass you are!" "This looks amazing." "I want to be photographed out here and look awesome." "Right?" "Look at all this stuff." "I bet you could make anyone look good." "Hey, Clothes Over Bros fashion shoot?" "Hello?" "Not you." "I'm just saying, a lot of the models that we used on our shoots were kind of strange-looking in...person." "Yeah." "She's a dog." "Wow." "Quinn?" "Hi." "Taryn." "Hi." "It's so nice to meet you." "I'm such a big fan." "Ohh." "These are my friends Brooke and Alex." "Hi." "Hi." "Alex Dupré." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "Brooke Davis." "Hi." "Holy hell." "You are beautiful." "[ Chuckling ] Oh, thank you." "Okay, well, you guys have a great shoot, and, um, we'll see you later." "Bye." "Bye." "♪ ..." "Where we can be ♪" "My God." "[ Chuckles ]" "♪ Under the sun and worry-free ♪" "[ Door closes ]" "I need a great idea." "What are you doing?" "Hey." "What -- what was that?" "What?" "You were standing on your head." "So?" "So, why were you standing on your head?" "I just haven't done it in a while." "Have you?" "No, but that's a little strange, honey." "I know." "So, why do you need a great idea?" "Because they're doing a new morning show, and tomorrow my live segment is my audition." "That's amazing." "Yeah..." "But they said they've seen me be funny and angry." "They want to see me be serious." "Then you should do that story on the Rivercourt." "It's local, it's timely, and you'll be great." "You'll help me?" "Of course." "Let's get the camera." "[ Sighs ] ♪ all that I need is you with me ♪" "It was weird that you were standing on your head, right?" "Totally." "In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird, Millie." "I'm an odd duck." "[ Lock clicks ]" "So, what's the plan, anyways?" "We use Julian's camera and roll it continuously." "Then we'll take turns switching out the memory cards." "Hopefully, that'll get us some footage of the snarling rover." "Snipey Plover." "Julian:" "Plus, it's a full moon tonight, so we should have plenty of light." "That's it?" "We're just gonna film it?" "Man, I thought we were gonna catch it." "I brought my slingshot!" "Chuck, the Snipey Plover's an endangered species." "So?" "So that doesn't mean you shoot it with a slingshot." "Lame." "Speaking of lame, where's Clay?" "[ Lanu's "Beautiful Trash" plays ]" "♪ You are just a stranger ♪" "♪ with your vodka soda ♪" "[ Camera shutter clicking ] ♪ under the street light ♪" "That's perfect." "Now give me "slightly hung over."" "You know, you could have just come to my room this morning." "It looked just like this." "[ Chuckles ] ♪ cigarette ♪" "[ Camera shutter clicks ]" "I like that better." "You can relax for a sec." "♪ You look like trouble ♪" "You know, this is really fun, Quinn." "You think?" "I just wanted to do something different than just beach." "If it matters, it's my favorite so far." "That means a lot." "Thanks." "Mine, too." "[ Laughs ]" "It's good, but, um... ♪ Through the smoke and the ash ♪ ...It could be better." "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Hotel Eden's "It Doesn't Matter (An association) Plays ]" "♪ Doo doo do ♪ better." "♪ Doo doo do-do doo ♪" "Better not." "I'm just going to check it out." "You don't have to climb up if you're chicken." "I'm not chicken." "Then climb." "Pretty cool, huh?" "Yeah." "Hey, check it out." "My mom let me borrow her phone for the camping trip." "Maybe tonight we can crank-call some people." "Caller I.D." "So?" "They'll think it's my mom." "No way." "Don't -- what are you doing?" "I just want to see what happens." "Don't do it." "Nathan:" "Jamie!" "Chuck!" "Gotcha!" "I knew you weren't gonna do it." "No duh." "You think I'm crazy?" "[ La Santa Cecilia's "El Farol" plays ]" "[ Laughter ]" "How good is this Sushi?" "So good." "Oh, my God, these mojitos are like liquid heaven." "Okay, I think I'm a little [Laughing] buzzed." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Okay, man at 3:00 wearing a blouse." "Don't look yet!" "Okay, now." "Taryn:" "Oh, bad choice." "Yeah, unless you're Brian Boitano." "[ Laughter ]" "I think Clay has that shirt." "[ Laughing ] Oh, no." "All right, now, this is what I call roughing it." "Snipey Plover." "Oh, did you find him?" "I don't know." "We have to download these memory cards and check the footage." "But the camera's all set for another four hours." "Well, I caught us some pizza in the wild so we can have some dinner." "Nice." "Wait -- do you guys know why the Snipey Plover is endangered?" "It lays its eggs on the ground." "I mean, the stupid bird doesn't even build a nest." "What?" "Can I get a drink from your half-water/half-ice cooler?" "It's not so strange now, is it?" "It's still strange." "We're just very thirsty." "Mm." "All right, look -- all I'm saying is that this is nature's way of controlling things." "It's Darwinism on display." "Just build your nest somewhere high, you lazy bird." "Who knew male figure skaters were so angry?" "[ Laughter ]" "Clay, we got pizza, beer -- perfect night." "I mean, I know you wanted to stay home, but come on, man." "Is there any place you'd rather be right now?" "Puerto Rico." "♪ Last Friday night ♪ [ Indistinct shouting ]" "♪ Yeah, we danced on tabletops, and we took too many shots ♪" "♪ think we kissed, but I forgot last Friday night ♪" "♪ yeah, we maxed our credit cards ♪" "♪ and got kicked out of the bar ♪" "♪ so we hit the boulevard last Friday night ♪" "♪ we went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark ♪" "♪ then had a ménage à trois last Friday night ♪" "♪ yeah, I think we broke the law ♪" "♪ always say we're gonna stop ♪" "♪ whoa, oh, this Friday night ♪" "Ooh, what are those?" "Tequila!" "I can't." "I'm sober." "Ahh, more for me!" "♪ This Friday night ♪" "Right -- to an amazing day." "And a just-starting night." "[ Giggles ] Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Cheers!" "[ Giggles ]" "♪ Trying to connect the dots ♪" "Ooh!" "Whoo!" "♪ Think the city towed my car ♪ Oh, cheers." "♪ Chandelier is on the floor with my favorite party dress ♪" "♪ warrant's out for my arrest, think I need a ginger ale ♪" "♪ that was such an epic fail ♪" "♪ pictures of last night ended up online ♪" "♪ I'm screwed ♪" "♪ oh, well ♪" "Hey!" "¿Por qué tú hace?" "I am so sorry." "I'm sorry." "I " "♪ last Friday night ♪" "♪ yeah, we danced on tabletops and we took too many shots ♪" "♪ think we kissed, but I forgot ♪" "♪ last Friday night ♪" "♪ yeah, we maxed our credit cards ♪" "♪ and got kicked out of the bar ♪" "♪ so we hit the boulevard ♪" "♪ last Friday night ♪" "♪ we went streaking in the park, skinny-dipping in the dark ♪" "♪ then had a ménage à trois ♪" "♪ last Friday night ♪" "♪ yeah, I think we broke the law ♪" "[ Gasps ] ♪ always say we're gonna stop ♪" "♪ whoa-oa ♪" "♪ this Friday night ♪" "♪ do it all again ♪" "Would you like some water to go with that?" "Hmm?" "♪ This Friday night ♪" "Thank you." "Congratulations, by the way." "For what?" "Well, you're scarfing that down like a homeless person, but you didn't touch your Sushi, and you were tossing your drinks over your shoulder all night, so congratulations on being pregnant?" "♪ T-G-I-F ♪" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "It's early, and we haven't told anybody yet." "I promise when you tell me for real, I'll act surprised." "I'm so excited for you and Julian!" "Thank you." "Hey." "[ Slurring ] Has you guys seen my shirt?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "[ Giggles, clears throat ] I'm sorry." "♪ Do it all again ♪" "Make sure you speak to the fact that it's generational, that small towns are defined by places and things that we sometimes take for granted." "I will." "You nervous?" "Yes." "Don't be." "This is your time, honey." "[ Laughter ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "Here we go." "Here we go." "Oh!" "Oh, oh!" "Hey, hey!" "Have you guys seen my shirt?" "Oh, you're wearing it, baby." "Oh, hey, there it is!" "Yay." "All right." "Are you sure you're okay?" "No, no, I am awesome." "Ohh." "Ohh." "Okay." "You " "Yeah." "Oh, my gosh, you look just like a model." "Ohh." "Just if you had bigger boobies." "Ah." "Oh!" "Okay." "Thank you." "Okay." "Night." "Nighty night." "Time for bed." "Bye." "Good night." "Bye!" "I had -- bye." "I love you." "I love you." "I love you." "Go to sleep." "All right." "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry." "She's fun." "No, no, no." "Yeah, she had a blast tonight." "Yeah." "We all did." "Thanks for hanging with us." "Oh, no problem." "I had a great time, and the shoot was amazing." "Thank you." "Okay, I have one more picture request." "It's kind of a boyfriend thing." "Oh, I get it all the time." "Let's do it." "Okay, good." "All right." "♪ Puzzle pieces ♪" "[ Camera shutter clicks, cellphone beeping ]" "♪ That don't fit together ♪" "I should have gone to Puerto Rico." "♪ You can't decide, take away, or put on your design ♪" "♪ though you won't stop working a masterpiece in the flesh ♪" "♪ it's your puzzle ♪" "♪ it's your puzzle ♪" "♪ it's yours ♪" "♪ unh ♪" "♪ la da da da da da-da-da ♪" "[ Fire crackling ]" "♪ Whoo ♪" "[ Beth Thornley's "Wash U Clean" plays ]" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Camera shutter clicks ] Aah!" "♪ You comin' over like you was clover ♪" "Okay." "♪ I'm gonna cut it with my lawnmower ♪" "♪ you knockin' at my, my door all tangled ♪" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no." "♪ Your guilty conscience wrapped 'round your ankles ♪" "[ Door closes ]" "♪ I see you dragging' it 'cross my floor now ♪" "♪ you feelin' better ♪" "♪ I'm feelin', I'm feelin' worse now ♪" "♪ baby, redemption ain't free ♪" "♪ you gonna need more than you can get from me ♪" "Hey." "♪ This river's dry ♪" "Hey." "♪ Baby, can't wash you clean ♪" "You all right?" "Yeah." "I like it like this." "Thought I would check the footage and look for our friend, the Plover." "[ Chuckles ]" "Any luck?" "Nope." "Maybe in the morning." "It's nice of you to do this -- spend a weekend trying to help Jamie." "I'm sure he appreciates it." "Yeah." "You know, sometimes I think about when we were kids and the memories I have of my parents and their friends." "And then I think," ""this is what they'll remember when they look back."" "You know, these are the days that they'll stories about." "That's when I feel like I can do better, that I have the responsibility to try." "You know, Jamie's gonna miss you when you leave to New York." "He'll miss you and Brooke." "We all will." "Uh..." "We're not leaving." "Brooke passed on the job." "How come?" "Because she's pregnant." "But I-I thought..." "That she couldn't get pregnant?" "So did we." "But she is." "We just found out." "I'm not supposed to tell anybody yet, so..." "You fertile bastard." "[ Both laugh ]" "Wow." "[ Sighs ]" "I hope it's a girl and that she's just like her mom and that someday, she'll be best friends with Lydia Scott." "I'll drink to that." "Cheers." "Cheers." "[ Chuckles ]" "Quinn!" "Hey!" "You're up early." "Yeah, you, too." "Where you off to?" "Thought I'd drive around the city and shoot a little, sort of stray from the beaten path, you know?" "Oh, I love that." "Well, maybe I'll see you later." "I hope so." "Hey, you want to come?" "So, how you doing, Evans?" "800 -- that's the thread count of my sheets at home." "The tent did not get it done last night." "You know the thread count of your sheets." "Triple salchow right now." "When the Rivercourt's gone, a lot of memories are gonna go with it." "I used to train with Q there," "Jimmy Edwards, my Uncle Keith." "It's worth a weekend to try to save that." "Yeah, I know." "The truth is, I wouldn't have missed it." "I know." "I am thinking about going on a coffee run, though." "Thank God." "I don't understand camping." "We have houses." "We have beds, showers, flatirons." "So, you must be excited about Brooke's..." "Thing I'm not supposed to know about." "We're totally excited, and we appreciate you not saying anything, even though I might've slipped up and told Nathan last night." "Mm." "I don't know anything about that." "[ Chuckles ]" "So, why'd you have to take a drug test, anyway?" "Well [sighs]" "Since I'm carrying around your secret," "I guess you could carry around mine." "I joined the Air Force." "Wow." "That's big." "Yeah." "And I got to leave soon." "Hey, Chuck, buddy." "I want to go home." "[ Children shouting indistinctly ]" "[ Horns honking ]" "Quinn:" "Sometimes it strikes me how poverty and privilege become silent neighbors and the world just keeps going 'cause it has to." "[ Horn honks ]" "[ Dog barks ]" ""I'm standing here today on a small piece of history."" ""A small piece of Tree Hill history."" "Chuck, just open the door and let me explain." "You didn't even tell me!" "I was going to." "I promise!" "Just open the door." "You have the keys." "It's an old car, Chuck." "I have the ignition key." "I don't have the door key." "So, come on." "Open up." "Just forget it!" "I want to go home!" "Well, you won't open the door, so..." "I guess you're stuck in here." "[ Up-tempo Latin music plays ]" "Oh!" "[ Laughter ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Chuckles ]" "How'd you like to do a little work?" "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Speaking indistinctly ] Aah!" "[ Camera shutter clicks ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Laughter ]" "[ Whistle blows ]" "[ Horns honking ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Camera shutter clicks ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "I tried talking to him, but he's really upset." "He won't do anything crazy, will he?" "We're talking about Chuck here." "He makes a good point." "[ Engine turns over ]" "Oh, no." "Is that...?" "♪ Finally, I can see you crystal clear ♪" "Chuck!" "♪ Go ahead and sell me out ♪" "♪ and I'll lay your ship bare ♪" "Chuck!" "see how I'll leave with every piece of you ♪" "Chuck, shut it off!" "Chuck, shut it off!" "I can't!" "I don't know how!" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "[ Engine turns over ] ♪ never had met me ♪" "♪ we could have had it all ♪" "♪ we could have had it all ♪" "♪ never had met me ♪" "♪ tears are gonna fall ♪ ♪ it all, it all ♪" "♪ rolling in the deep ♪" "♪ you're gonna wish you ♪" "♪ you never had met me ♪" "♪ underneath the deep ♪" "♪ you had my heart and soul in your hand ♪" "♪ and you played it ♪" "♪ to the beat ♪" "♪ could have had it all ♪" "♪ underneath the deep ♪" "[ Camera shutter clicking ] ♪ you had my heart inside your hand ♪" "♪ but you played it with a beating ♪" "♪ throw your soul through every open door ♪" "♪ oh, oh ♪" "♪ count your blessings to find what you look for ♪" "♪ oh, oh ♪" "I'm sorry." "♪ You'll pay me back in kind ♪" "What were you thinking?" "♪ And reap just what you sow ♪" "I didn't mean to!" "Well, for not meaning to, you sure as hell did it!" "♪ We could have had it all ♪" "That was really stupid!" "You know that?" "!" "♪ Rolling in the deep ♪" "You could have killed yourself or someone else!" "I just... ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪ ♪ it all, it all, it all ♪" "♪ rolling in the deep ♪" "I don't want you to go." "♪ we could have had it all ♪" "♪ you never had met me ♪" "♪ underneath the deep ♪" "♪ rolling in the deep ♪" "Hey." "♪ you had my heart inside of your hand ♪" "♪ and you played it ♪" "♪ to the beat ♪" "♪ could have had it all ♪" "♪ underneath the deep ♪" "I don't want you to go." "♪ Rolling in the deep ♪" "♪ you had my heart inside of your hand ♪" "♪ but you played it, you played it ♪" "♪ you played it, you played it to the beat ♪" "My chair, my half-ice/half-water cooler of drinks." "Well, at least we put the shirt out of its misery." "What the hell happened?" "What the hell happened?" "Brooke:" "How you feeling, sunshine?" "Shame." "So much shame." "[ Whimpers ]" "Come on." "It couldn't have been that bad." "Um, I texted semi-nude photos to someone last night." "What?" "Alex:" "You slut!" "To who?" "I don't know." "I lost my phone." "[ Chuckling ] Oh, no." "Oh, no." "And I locked myself out of my hotel room in my underpants." "[ Laughing ] Oh, my God." "[ Laughing ] Oh, no." "That's epic." "Who do you think you would have sent them to?" "Ugh." "I don't know -- probably Antwon." "I'm gonna text him and find out if he got them." "No, no, no, please, no." "Yes!" "Oh, this is so much fun." "You guys, I am a teacher." "I have parents' numbers in my phone." "Oh, so much shame." "Ow." "Ohh. [ Laughs ]" "[ Laughing ] Oh, honey." "♪ Y tú bailaba ♪" "I hope you know I was gonna tell you." "As a matter of fact, you're the one I was worried about the most." "Why?" "Because I'm gonna miss you." "Because we're friends." "Are you ever gonna come back?" "Dude, of course I'm gonna come back." "That's what my dad said." "[ Sighs heavily ]" "I heard him downstairs, so I got up." "He was just opening the door." "I said, "hey, dad, where you going?" "He said, "I'm gonna go get you a new bike, then I'm gonna come back and teach you to ride it."" "I sat on the porch and waited till it got dark out." "And then my mom came and got me." "For the longest time, I was sure something happened to him." "I didn't know how to feel when I found out he was okay." "He just didn't want us anymore." "[ Sighs ]" "That's not gonna happen with me, okay?" "I'll be back in no time." "You promise?" "Promise." "[ Chuckles ]" "I never did learn to ride a stupid bike." "Don't tell anyone?" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Laughing ] I can't -- [ cellphone ringing ] Oh." "Well, Antwon says he didn't get any pictures from you, but that he'd like some." "[ Lauren whimpers ]" "Okay, maybe you sent them to someone who's next to Antwon in your address book." "Let me check mine." "Honestly, if it's not him, I don't know who I would have texted." "I don't know." "That would be Antonio Banderas." "What?" "You sent Antonio Banderas naked pictures." "Semi-naked photos, and he's in my phonebook under "skills."" "But could I please have Antonio Banderas' phone number?" "Yeah, me, too." "I'll take that." "Ehh!" "Oh, no!" "Oh!" "Who is next to skills in my phone?" "[ Beeping ]" "Well [sighs] We gave it a shot, jame." "We ruined some protected wetlands, but we gave it a shot." "Dad, look!" "[ Christina Perri's "Arms" plays ]" "Clay:" "Hmm." "Like I said -- smart bird, making its nest in the ground like that." "♪ I never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart ♪" "20 seconds, Millie." "Thank you for helping me, Marvin." "Of course." "You're gonna do great." "How many nights in high school did you spend here, practicing to be an announcer?" "Man: 10 seconds." "I don't know." "Pretty much all of them." "[ Chuckles ]" "Going live in 3, 2, 1..." "I'm standing here today on a small piece of history in Tree Hill." "No costumes, no catchphrases -- just a story about a local landmark that is soon to be erased, developed into condominiums unless something changes." "The landmark is called the Rivercourt, and for those who loved it, its absence will be heartbreaking." "♪ I hope that you see right through... ♪" "For more on this story, here's someone who learned his craft here -- my colleague, Marvin McFadden." "♪ ...'Cause I'm already falling ♪" "♪ I'll never let a love get so close ♪" "♪ you put your arms around me, and I'm home ♪" "It's been host to authors, NBA players, local legends, and fashion designers." "Notable musicians have played here -- both concerts and games of "horse."" "And on gentle summer nights as the staccato rhythms of worn leather on fading asphalt mixes with the white noise of the distant nightlife across the Cape Fear, kids have grown up here." "I should know." "I was one of them." "Now development threatens to erase this place." "Commerce is commerce." "That's not really the point, is it?" "The truth is, a town's identity is made up of places like this one." "And once they're gone, they're gone." "Some people who care about this court have uncovered a nest nearby that could be the key to stopping the bulldozers you see behind me." "But even so, do we have to find a technicality to preserve our town's history?" "A lot of lost kids found their way to something better in this park." "In a confusing world, at a confusing time in their lives, they found something that made sense here, and they became better people because of it." "Surely that is worth preserving." "For Millicent Huxtable..." "Who I love with all my heart," "I'm Marvin McFadden reporting." "And we're out." "[ Applause ]" "That was so good." "[ Laughs ]" "Clay:" "Whoo!" "♪ And I've never opened up, I've never... ♪" "What's going on?" "Well [sighs] I thought you might want to hang on to this while I'm gone." "Cool!" "Can you teach me to ride it?" "Yeah, absolutely." "Man, this is better than those pictures" "Miss Lauren sent me." "Yeah, you might not want to tell skills that, Skolnick." "♪ I hope that you see right through my walls ♪" "♪ I hope that you catch me 'cause I'm already falling ♪" "[ Laughs ] You got it, there?" "No peeking." "All right, you ready?" "Okay." "♪ ..." "Get so close you put your arms... ♪" "It's just like..." "Karen's Café." "Karen's Café was always so special to us." "Karen made sure of that, and -- and you, too, and I just thought, maybe after you move," "I'll re-open it and call it Karen's Café." "And maybe Jamie and Lydia will feel the same way that we did -- safe, you know?" "What do you think?" "I think that sounds perfect." "But it looks like I might be sticking around, so how would you like a partner?" "Of course." "I would love that, but what happened?" "I thought -- why aren't you moving to New York?" "Because I'm pregnant." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "[ Laughs ] Oh, my God!" "Oh, my..." "[ Exhales sharply ]" "[ Laughs ]" "♪ I hope that you see right through my walls ♪" "All right, buddy, make this, and the Rivercourt stays like this forever." "♪ ...'Cause I'm already falling ♪" "Ready?" "♪ I'll never let a love get so close ♪" "♪ you put your arms around me, and I'm home ♪" "[ Laughing ] Yeah!" "Yes!" "Yeah!" "♪ You put your arms around me, and I'm home ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"You just get out of here!" "Oh, please!" "I beg of you!" "That won't hold up." "That's no good." "You can throw that right away." "Start again." "Easy!" "You're bloody drinkin' all our money again!" "I'll kick your bleedin' ass!" "All our bloody savings!" "What do you say, darling?" "Gonna have a hell of a holiday identifying that!" "You needn't fear." "That's it." "You'll feel better when you get to..." "We warned you!" "What is this?" "This'll be the last warning you get!" "Good night, Polly." "Gonna be a long night, Mary." "Too bloody long." "It's quiet, isn't it?" "Like the devil's laugh." "You had any luck?" "No, not very much." "A penny for a suck." "Piss off." "Where's Kate?" "Across the street." "Take it easy, now." "Here we are." "Slow down." "Miss?" "Mary, isn't it?" "Yeah?" "What do you want?" "Shut your hole, bitch." "I know you." "You're Geordie from Nichol Street." "Do you remember me, Mary Kelly?" "I'd never forget you, McQueen." "You stop that now." "Buttons are hard to come by." "What does a whore need buttons for?" "I warned you and your friends payment was expected Monday." "I'm working, ain't I?" "We all are." "And I... am makin' sure that no one troubles you." "I'm providing a service, Mary Kelly and I expect to be paid." "Or else you will be very troubled." "Now, you tell your five friends to bring me my money by tomorrow or this friend of mine here will be your next customer." "It's gotten hard for me, and then..." "Oh, God." "You're bloody filthy this morning." "I bleeding' stink." "What'd you get up to last night?" "You don't wanna know about it." "Give us a look." "Mary!" "Oh, thank God I found you." "He's comin'." "Albert's comin' today." "And, well, I need you to look after the baby." "Let's have a hold." "Ohh!" "I'm so proud of her." "I love her to bits." "She's the most gorgeous little girl." "Isn't she beautiful?" "She's so beautiful." "She's lovely, isn't she?" "I'll be seein' you in a bit." "Get us a jar of gin, will ya?" "Looks like me as well." "You look fine, Ann." "Must be nice havin' a rich man lookin' after ya." "She has your eyes and her father's brow." "Don't you think?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "She is a perfect love." "But, Ann, we're all in a terrible way for money." "The Nichols gang..." "They want our blood." "Know what they said they're gonna do?" "Don't start that now." "Or what?" "What's she saying?" "They want a pound a week from each of us." "You count your self lucky that you got a wealthy man to take care of ya." "We're needing four pound to pay him, so I can't spare the time." "I'll get you the four pounds from Albert." "He might say no." "He won't." "I know he won't." "He's been in France on business." "He wrote he sold a lot of his paintings." "He's sure to have full pockets and feel generous." "To you, perhaps, but..." "I'll ask for meself." "I'll get you the four pounds." "I promise, Mary." "I'm not gonna hurt you, Netley." "Remember me?" "Remember who I am?" "Your charge will be coming down sooner than expected." "Much sooner than expected." "Be a good man, Netley." "Get him home quickly." "Quickly and quietly." "Understood?" "Well said, Netley." "Very well said." "Take them out." "What is the meaning of this?" "Kidney, what are you doing?" "Ohh!" "Albert!" "Aaah!" "Albert!" "My baby!" "I want this room in pieces." "Oh, no!" "No!" "Release me at once!" "I demandan explanation!" "It's Albert." "Go!" "Albert!" "Aaah!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Shh, shh, shh." "Please, no!" "Go!" "Get off!" "Who knows?" "I didn't know." "I swear I didn't." "How could I tell anyone else?" "Tsk, tsk, tsk." "Who knows?" "Who knows?" "I don't know." "I don't know who they could be." "Albert must have mixed in with something terrible." "She's hungry and cold, poor thing." "I've got to take her to 'em." "I've got to take her to Ann's parents." "All right, you go." "Leave Baby Alice with them." "I'll get to work, and I'll meet you later at the Ten Bells." "Mostly Jews live here." "Notice something, Inspector?" "I paid." "I already paid." "I'm not after you, Emperor." "Where is he?" "Move it!" "Hey!" "Get up." "Get up!" "Hello, darling." "Sergeant." "It's night." "Well spotted, Inspector Abberline." "Indeed, it is night." "The genius has returned to us." "Thank you, gentlemen, and remember if you ever wish to escape the dreary confines of your present duties this never happened." "Cut along, now." "Have I lost a day?" "No, Inspector." "Indeed, it's only four hours since you left here." "Oh, deepest apologies for the, uh, rude awakening." "I suspect you enjoyed that." "I must be cruel only to be kind, as the poet said." "Although I would happily wallop you every time you chased the dragon." "Well, I had a sneaking suspicion you might interrupt." "You've seen something." "What did you see?" "Are her petticoats saturated with blood?" "You know, they used to burn men like you alive." "Sometime this evening a bang-tail was murdered in George Yard." "That doesn't sound much out of the ordinary." "'Twas the way she was done, Inspector." "'Twas the way the bang-tail was done that cries out for a man of your talents." "Her name was Martha Tabram." "I don't know what sort of name Tabram is." "It sounds foreign to me." "This is not what I saw." "Not the woman of your dreams?" "You sure?" "Yeah." "Show him." "You show him." "Why do I have to be exposed to this degradation over and over again?" "I've looked at the mess twice!" "Before he cut her throat, he removed her livelihood as a keepsake." "Gentlemen, we are indeed fortunate today to be able to observe an entirely new approach to the treatment of insanity." "It is..." "Oh, Dr. Ferral." "I was just saying, we're here in the hope that you will permit us to observe this new treatment of yours." "Well, I wasn't expecting such distinguished visitors, Sir William." "But you're all welcome, of course." "I'm ready to begin right now." "Who is your patient?" "Ann Crook." "An unfortunate, Sir William who's hysterical and violent and has severe delusions of persecution." "Oh, poor girl." "Uh, do please proceed, Dr. Ferral." "Gentlemen." "We have one tap above and one into the left lobe and one on the right and this unlucky patient's dementia will no longer takea violent form." "Thanks to this simple procedure we can now permanently alleviate the poor girl's suffering." "What could I do?" "I had to leave the baby with Ann's parents." "Rich man." "Thought he was gonna take care of Ann." "Knew that was too bloody good to be true." "They're gonna kill every one of us." "Who is this Albert, anyway?" "Who is he?" "Oh, for God's sake, who cares about Albert and Ann's troubles?" "What are we gonna do?" "We can't stay clear of the Nichols boys forever." "You know, they say they held poor Martha down and watched her bleed until she passed out, and then cut her throat." "Oh!" "Shocking." "McQueen is mad." "He enjoys hurting women." "That's insane." "They want four pounds." "How we gonna get four pounds?" "Not with my old cunny." "I'd be lucky to get four pence." "Oi, oi, oi!" "Behave yourselves or bugger off!" "Yeah, you can bugger off..." "We work, girls." "We work the streets harder than ever." "Right?" "Right?" "All right, we can do it here." "But hurry up." "The bobbies are fussing us tonight." "All right." "Gotta get the old man off first, right?" "Give it here." "I'll put it in meself." "Oh, that's ni..." "Ooh!" "Eh?" "Yeah, yeah." "Is it in?" "Of course it is." "Come on." "No, it's not." "You got it stuck between your bleedin' legs." "No, I haven't." "Come on, get a move on." "I knows it when I feels it." "Oh!" "That's mine, Polly." "That's my money." "I could pop your eye out." "Customers wouldn't mind." "They don't mind if a whore can't see." "What's that?" "What have I got here?" "What have I got here, Constable?" "Only a little thing." "Only a little thing to you, but a great thing to me." "Move, or I'll bash that smart mouth." "You're a dead woman." "He won't bother you again tonight." "Yeah, that's right." "Look, one for the Nichols." "Yeah?" "And one for me." "Right?" "Oh." "Come here." "Come here." "Hey." "Shh." "Hey, we work the streets together." "I'll keep my eye on you, love, eh?" "Oh, you pig!" "You disgusting pig!" "Yeah, I'm a pig." "I'm what's wrong with the world." "Be on your own, then." "Oh, no!" "You don't want the company of a pig!" "What the fuck are you lookin' at?" "I slept with you!" "Thirsty?" "Mmm." "That was the thing that was in my dream." "What's it called again?" "Cleopatra's Needle." "Mmm." "Cleopatra." "She was a beauty, wasn't she?" "It was carved 1,500 years before the Son of God was born." "Mmm." "Six men died to bring it here from Egypt." "May the Good Lord have mercy." "She was like that when I found her..." "all murdered." "What kind of monster did this?" "Woman, I told you." "Who was the first to see her?" "You go in." "Keep to the streets." "Settle back, now." "The boys have made their rounds of the taverns and the delightful domiciles that make up this charming little street." "Would it surprise you to learn that nobody heard a sound?" "Throat was cut, but there's no arterial spray on the wall." "She was killed somewhere else." "It rained last night, didn't it?" "Mm-hmm." "She's dry." "She was brought here in a carriage or something." "Throat must have been cut in the carriage." "I imagine they stopped it just over there." ""They"?" ""They"?" "There's more than one, then." "Most definitely." "This was all in your vision?" "Take your missus home." "Where were the coppers last night?" "Oh, Jesus." "So definitely more than one person." "Has to be a message from the Nichols boys." "Am I right?" "What the hell?" "That's grapes, isn't it?" "What the hell would a bang-tail be doing with grapes?" "I'd like to give them an answer." "What are you talking about?" "The Nichols boys." "I would welcome the opportunity to give them an answer to their bloody message." "There is most definitely a message here." "You're right about that." "And what am I wrong about?" "Martha Tabram was raped, tortured and killed." "That's cruel." "But I've seen that sort of cruelty in the East End before." "This is methodical." "The butchery's irrational yet meticulous and deliberate." "Altogether a different breed of killer." "As soon as possible I'd like to know what he took." "What?" "What do you mean, what he took?" "Didn't you notice?" "What?" "He's taken at least one of her organs." "Oh, no." "I want every veterinarian, butcher and furrier in the district interviewed." "Furrier?" "What did he do, sir?" "Skin her?" "Pipe down, Withers." "When the inspector is talking, you are listening." "Do you understand?" "Yes, Sergeant." "He disemboweled her." "After he cut her throat, he stabbed her in the chest cut open her stomach and, uh, took out her intestines." "At least one of her organs was removed." "I'm waiting for the police surgeon's report for more details." "I see." "Well, one thing's for certain:" "...an Englishman didn't do it." "Maybe one of these red lndians wandered into Whitechapel and indulged his natural inclinations." "With all due respect, sir..." "I believe this was done by someone with at least a working knowledge of dissection." "An educated man, such as a doctor..." "An educated man?" "That's preposterous." "No well-bred man would do this." "Probably a tradesman or a butcher." "A tradesman is a possibility, sir, yes." "But there's a strong indication against it." "There was a sprig of grapes found under her body." "What are you driving at?" "No one in White chapel, no matter what their trade could afford grapes." "Obviously they were given to herby the killer." "And it follows that he must be someone with money." "What about the Jews?" "A Jew butcher." "Or a Jew tailor might have money." "There are plenty of them in Whitechapel." "Well, sir, for the sake of public safety in general I'd like to be careful about spreading the rumors that it might be a Jew." "Inspector, I know your reputation for making brilliant guesses that turn out to be right." "Someone told me you claimed to dream the answers." "Frankly, it doesn't matter to me what your methods are." "But be certain you don't proceed without proof." "Is that clear?" "Of course, sir." "Personally, I don't care." "The fewer pinch-pricks on the streets, the better." "But the sooner you find this butcher or tailor, Inspector the sooner we can all celebrate your promotion." "Keep me informed." "He didn't know nothin'!" "Bloody Jew did it!" "It's gotta be!" "Murdering kikes!" "Every cellar!" "Every stable!" "We'll find him out!" "Some bleeding' Jew!" "Come on!" "That's enough!" "Let's burn 'em out!" "I have wonderful news." "Tell me." "Surely you, of all people, can guess." "I don't want to guess with you." "Dr. Marbury says..." "Dr. Marbury says?" "Dr. Marbury says I'm going to have your child." "Aye, to die and go we know not where but to lie in cold obstruction and to rot." "A simple "rest in peace" would suffice, Godley." "Yes, sir." "In the midst of life we are in death." "Of whom may we seek for succor but of thee, O Lord who, for our sins, are justly displeased?" "Yet, O Lord, Godmost holy, O Lord most mighty..." "Good afternoon, ladies." "I'm Inspector Abberline." "This is Sergeant Godley." "We're investigating the murders of Polly Nichols and Martha Tabram." "Yes, we understand that they were both friends of you ladies." "Close friends." "We're rather hoping you'dbe able to help us out." "Don't know nothing." "Me neither." "Why you bothering' us?" "You ought to be botherin' McQueen." "Is he the boss on Nichol Street?" "He's the heart and soul of the gang." "Isn't it your job to be knowin' that small detail?" "And what makes you think McQueen did this to your friends?" "Can't prove nothing by me." "You're Mary Kelly." "Is that right?" "That's right." "Well, Mary Kelly, unless one of you is willing to testify against McQueen..." "I can't do nothing." "Surely, Inspector a strong, handsome man like you you could do anything you putyour brilliant mind to." "I'm a coward and a weakling and I can't help meself." "What's your excuse?" "Why are you so bloody useless?" "Come on, Mary." "That won't help us." "Is that you?" "Before my mother died, back in Ireland." "Is that when you came here?" "Yeah." "When I was eight." "When things was good." "We were starving', but we were starving' in fresh air." "I was thinking we ain't ever gonna earn enough to satisfy the Nichols boys and feed our own mouths." "You said, right..." "You said those men, yeah?" "The ones who took her rich artist man and who took her as well." "You said they was clean shaven and their clothes was neat." "Yeah, right." "Well, they weren't no criminals then." "I mean, they weren't the likes of the Nichols boys." "They was unusual." "Perhaps even official." "What are you gettin' at, Annie?" "Maybe we could go with the papers." "Get paid for the story, you know." ""Where is Ann Crook?" That sort of thing." "The papers are always desperate for things bad about the government." "And it's a mystery to boot." "It's not a bad plan." "What do you think, Mary?" "I'm thinkin' we should talk to that inspector, the one at Polly's funeral." "Oh, fuck me, no!" "If we go to the papers they might hurt Ann or do something to her baby." "What, worse than what'll happen to her in Whitechapel when she sprouts teats?" "I don't know for sure, but I think we're better off talkin' to that inspector." "Lord, you are young after all." "Four bitches." "That's what I thought." "You only paid for one bloody person." "They're my guests." "Guests?" "Well, let me welcome your guests." "Go on, get out!" "Go on, get out!" "Get out of here, you bloody whores!" "Go on!" "When you have four pence you can come back with your ladies-in-waitin', Your Grace." "Oh, shut up!" "Ow!" "Back to work, then." "Well, let's try and stay together." "You know we can't." "Then stay good and clear of Nichol Street." "Come on!" "All right, Annie?" "Ehh." "Bloody bastard." "How's your head?" "Oh, very funny!" "Hyah!" "Boo!" "I didn't frighten you, did I?" "I been lookin' for ya." "I been lookin' all over for ya." "You been looking for me?" "Not for me." "On behalf of my gentleman." "A very fine gentleman." "He sent me to find ya." "Your gentleman sent you to find me?" "Oh, get off." "I might be unfortunate, but I'm not a blithering' idiot." "It's the truth." "It's the God's truth." "He seen ya." "He likes ya." "And he said tonight only you'll do." "So he said to find ya, take ya to Hanover Street where he's waitin' for ya." "You're very pretty." "Go on, then, get in." "I'll take you there." "Oh, I almost forgot." "My gentleman got you a present." "You like grapes?" "Yeah." "Whoa!" "Your gentleman, he must be very refined." "Very refined indeed." "Get in." "I'll take you there." "All right." "Here we are." "I'm like a lady." "You are a lady." "Your gaffer, does he want anything special?" "Just the usual, I expect." "Now, this alley takes you to a yard." "My gentleman, he's quiet." "He doesn't like disturbances." "What I wanna know, right is a toff like him, how much is he offering'?" "Here." "Two florin." "That'll do me." "Let me see ya." "Go on." "Down here?" "Yeah." "Straight down." "Straight down to the door at the end." "Shh." "Shh." "Straight down there, yeah?" "Oops." "No!" "Bugger off!" "You watch your mouth!" "Anymore information?" "My readers wanna know this stuff..." "Oh, do they?" "Found a piece of leather apron in her mouth?" "No, Mr. Best, but if it's your fancy..." "I'd be delighted to stuff your mouth with a piece of leather." "Come on, give us a tip." "Put your picture on the front page." "Cover-up!" "You're supposed to do something about it!" "This is ridiculous!" "There'sableeding murderer on the loose!" "What about my wife?" "This is Annie." "Yes." "Another of the circle of friends." "Annie Chapman." "DarkAnnie, they called her." "You still say this isn't the Nichols boys?" "Did the constable show you the leather they found down by the water spout?" "Could be part of a butcher's apron." "Leatherapron." "Dear God." "We could be looking for a butcher after all." "I saw her." "This one?" "Yeah." "Last night." "I saw her face." "Don't trample over this area." "Let us see the body!" "Come on, let us see!" "Oh, God." "There's your typical Londoner imbued with the Christian spirit of sym pathy for his fellow man." "Or fellow whore, in this case." "He's really out done himself this time, hasn't he?" "He not only severed the intestines he carefully arranged them around the neck and shoulders." "I think he's taken more organs this time." "Grapes again." "Why grapes?" "Only Polly and Dark Annie were given grapes." "Only they were disemboweled in such a meticulous fashion." "This ain't killing for profit." "This is ritual." "Yeah, but why grapes?" "So they'll trust whatever he offers." "I've never fully understood that tradition." "They're for the ferryman who takes the body across the river into the land of the dead." "If she don't have the money to pay him she'd have to wander forever, lost between the two worlds." "I need to consult a doctor." "Are you ill, Inspector?" "A surgeon, to be specific." "The killer removed the victim's uterus and its attachments." "My God." "He's out of his mind." "That's very astute of you, sir." "I don't appreciate sarcasm, Inspector." "I'm sorry, sir." "I meant nothing by it." "You already have a surgeon at your disposal." "I need a man with a strong stomach and a sober mind." "The police surgeon has neither." "No." "Request denied." "Why?" "Are you questioning my decision?" "No, sir." "I simply want to know why." "There's already too much nonsense and gossip in the press." "You start consulting doctors and all sorts of wild notions will be printed." "No one else is to see the bodies." "It is my honor to present this..." "unique medical phenomenon." "Until last week, Mr.Joseph Merrick..." "John Merrick." "I beg your pardon." "Mr. John Merrick was an attraction at a sideshow." "Now he's being cared for at England's leading hospital and with your generosity we will be able to continue to do so." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Mr.John Merrick." "Turn around." "Oh, please." "I can't stand it." "Oh!" "He should have been killed at birth!" "Good health!" "That'll be the last one, Your Royal Highness." "These hands are a gift from God." "The psychotic patient is..." "Pardon, sir." "You Dr. Ferral?" "I am, yes." "I'm Inspector Abberline, assigned to Whitechapel." "My lord, you're the Ripper case." "Am I right?" "Yeah." "Jolly good." "You've come to the perfect place." "We've got butchers aplenty here." "I see." "I could use the expertise of someone like yourself to help solve this case." "They tell me you're the best young surgeon in London." "Really?" "I don't see how a reputable surgeon could know anything about it." "This country's over run with foreigners." "Orientals and..." "Jews." "Socialists trying to stir things up against our monarchy." "That's who you should be pursuing." "Don't you think?" "Excuse me." "You don't belong here, do you?" "I'm afraid Dr. Ferral suffers from the surgeon's malady." "And what's that, sir?" "Want of feeling." "He knows everything about anatomy and nothing about the soul." "How may I assist you, Inspector?" "Well, forgive my ignorance, sir, but, um are you a surgeon?" "I was." "Unfortunately, I suffered a brain seizure six months ago." "Sorry to hear that, sir." "These days I limit myself to teaching." "So you see, I'm accustomed to answering questions, Inspector." "Well, sir could you tell me what sort of a knife, uh, would this be?" "I think you mean to draw a Liston knife." "It's named for Liston, who was a surgeon in the Crimean War." "Because there was no anesthetic on the battlefield he had to carry out these amputations very quickly." "Uh do you, by any chance, have the police surgeon's report available?" "Yes, I do, sir." "May I?" "We must keep this confidential." "Of course." "There it is." "Thank you." "Hmm." "Yes." "Wouldn't someone have heard their screams?" "Not if you cut their throats first." "Yes." "And how can you be sure they wouldn't react to seeing the Liston knife?" "Grapes." "He offers them grapes first." "Ah." "Grapes are very tempting." "Yes, of course." "They'd gobble them up, wouldn't they?" "And he might offer them a drink to ease them down." "A drink laced with laudanum." "How do you know that?" "I found a sprig of grapes on both victims' bodies and I smelled the laudanum on their lips." "Laudanum is a derivative of opium." "Apart from doctors and addicts, not many would recognize it." "How long have you chased the dragon, Inspector?" "Well, these should help with the headaches." "And, um opium leeches minerals out of the body so I've also given you a tonic that will help to restore your appetite." "Thank you very much, sir." "I'm a fool." "I don't think you're a fool." "Far from it." "I ought to have known, sir, that you're Physician Ordinary to the Royal Family." "Well, yes, it's certainly an honor but it's an honor best owed on many doctors." "Now, about our friend here, I can tell you this much:" "He cut their throats from left to right, therefore he's right-handed." "Excuse me." "He had to slice through four layers of tissue and up to an inch of subcutaneous fat." "After that he entered the abdominal cavity so he would have had to use more than just merely the Liston knife." "Perhaps he was carrying a portable amputation kit similar to this." "What do you think?" "Is it possible, sir, that the killer is an educated man perhaps someone who studied medicine but who is, in fact, not a surgeon himself?" "The intestines are simple enough." "But, uh, the uterus?" "The liver, especially." "Hard to locate, unless you know what you're doing." "And he was working quickly, in the dark." "I had held out hope that this monster was a veterinarian or a furrier or an especially well-educated butcher." "No, I must admit, if I were you..." "I'd look for someone with a thorough knowledge of human anatomy." "Damn him." "Do you want me to suck it?" "I can suck the Thames dry." "Don't be frightened, dearie." "How far advanced is our grandson's malady?" "Uh, no lesions have appeared, ma'am." "There is some neural damage..." "a slight trembling of the right hand." "But I'm hopeful..." "more than hopeful that treatment will arrest the disease." "He seems to us to be suffering greatly in his mind." "Is the disease affecting his emotions?" "Yes, well, of course his mood is depressed because of the news of the diagnosis." "But that should improve as he regains his strength." "You are a true physician, Sir William." "In all ways, you attend to the health of our empire." "We are grateful." "Thank you, ma'am." "If this is the beginning of a five-pointed star..." "A bloody Jewish star." "Withers!" "Inspectoris talking, which means you are what?" "I'm listening, sir." "Yes." "This area would form a likely point." "I want double shifts within these streets until further notice." "And don't only worry about Jews and butchers." "You stop anyone suspicious including well-dressed gentlemen." "And by the way, Withers the Star of David has six points." "Right." "Once more into the breach, dear friends." "Dismissed!" "Why have you called me here?" "It's just..." "It's just you say three more have to be killed." "I can't take it, sir." "It's everywhere." "It's in all the papers." "I'm just a simple chap, sir." "I'm not a great man like you." "I just don't know where I am at... anymore." "There, there, Netley." "I shall tell you where we are." "We are in the most extreme and utter region of the human mind." "A radiant abyss where men meet themselves." "I don't understand that." "I don't understand, sir." "Hell, Netley." "We are in hell." "Let me go!" "Get your hands off me!" "Pull yourself together." "Go on!" "In with you!" "Sorry about that, Inspector." "She's madly in love with me although she hides it well." "You said McQueen killed your two friends." "So what are you doing here?" "Oh, I see." "Women are butchered right and left, and you can't do piss about it." "And I'm the fool." "We're watching them." "Can't arrest them without evidence, so we watch them." "What else can we do?" "I'll testify." "If you keep meself and me friends alive, I'll testify." "To what, precisely?" "That McQueen said he'd cut me unless I pay him a pound a week." "No." "What you mean, no?" "You asked me to testify." "Are you worried I'll let you down?" "I won't." "I promise I won't." "You testify against McQueen, maybe he goes in for a year or two." "But his boys, they'll take their revenge on you and your friends." "I can't let you do it." "It's your round this time." "I confess, I have an appetite." "One day, I'll be a great big round woman with a skinny little man for a husband." "And a dozen plump children, I imagine." "You think that's funny... an unfortunate like me being a decent mother?" "No, no, I didn't mean that." "I didn't mean that at all." "You'll be a wonderful mother someday, Mary." "Honest." "I can see it." "I see you in a little cottage by the sea surrounded by children." "I can see it, Mary, clear as day." "I really do have visions, you know." "Are you serious?" "Sergeant Godley calls 'em my intuitions." "As a matter of fact..." "I had one about you in this case." "You have visions about me?" "What might those be?" "I want you to think carefully." "Besides McQueen, besides these awful murders has anything else happened to you or perhaps to one of your friends that's a bit out of the ordinary?" "Ben Kidney?" "That's Special Branch she's describing, you know." "What the hell would Ben Kidney and Special Branch be doing in Whitechapel?" "Wait a minute." "She's lrish-born, isn't she?" "There's your answer." "A secret Irish rebel." "That's why they wouldbe after her, right?" "They were after Ann Crook who was having an affair with a wealthy gentleman." "A man she borea child." "A child that's now missing, along with its grandparents." "Right." "Drive on, please, driver." "You do not fuck with Special Branch." "They fuck with you." "I don't know what you're thinking, and I don't care to know." "Inspector Adderly." "Mr. Kidney wants to see me." "Mr. Kidney's gone, sir." "Didn't say where." "Could be for the night." "No." "He said he'd be back before 11:00, and I should wait." "Where are you going, sir?" "He said I should wait in his office." "And what floor is Mr. Kidney's office on?" "I don't know what floor, you bloody idiot because I haven't been to his fucking office yet, have I?" "He told me to have the desk man let me up." "But I'm more than happy to stand here like a knob because you disobeyed Ben Kidney's order." "It's the second floor on the right." "Thanks." "Free Ireland!" "Free Ireland!" "Get inside, sir!" "Just some gunpowder, sir." "That's all." "Little more than a firework." "Anyone go in or out?" "Yes, sir." "I'm sorry, sir." "Yes, uh..." "There's an Inspector Adderly in your office." "No, there's nothing missing here." "The bastards have been in here, sir." "I can smell 'em." "No." "Yes." "No, not together." "Too suspicious." "You wait for me, and if she's in there you can go and visit her on your own." "I'm going with you right now or I'm going to the newspapers." "I mean it." "There's a number of mental disorders for which it is necessary to remove the front part of the brain." "Her records indicate that she was violent threatening to do harm to herself... and others." "Does she have any relations?" "No, she's a ward of the state." "That's a lie." "Listen to me." "You're under arrest." "You're here to assist my investigation." "Keep your mouth shut." "Is that clear?" "Sorry, sir." "Good." "What else do you know about her?" "All we know is that she was an unfortunate who lived in the Whitechapel district." "I'd like to ask her a few questions." "You won't get any sense out of her." "I'm used to that." "Hello, Ann." "I brought Mary Kelly." "Do you remember Mary Kelly?" "Ann, you know me." "I'm your best friend in all the world." "Go away." "Go away." "Go away." "Ann, I'm gonna find Baby Alice." "I'm gonna take care of her." "Alice is laughing to me." "Laughing to me." "Laughing to me all day long." "It's all right." "It's all right, darling." "What about her father?" "Have you seen Alice's father, Ann?" "He's a prince." "A prince." "A prince!" "A prince!" "And I'm a queen." "I'm a queen!" "I'm a queen!" "How do you know he was a painter?" "He hired us to pose as artist models." "And what exactly does that entail?" ""Artist models."" "We stood very still so he could paint us." "What's the matter?" "You think I was born a whore?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm an unfortunate, not a whore." "England doesn't have whores." "Just a great mass of very unlucky women." "So, Ann Crook and the painter became lovers..." "is that it?" "He married her... in a lovely Catholic church..." "Saint Savior's." "I was a witness, as a matter off act." "He married her in a Catholic church." "What do you think they've done to Baby Alice?" "Special Branch dumped her in Bishops gate?" "Yeah, as an unknown." "But why?" "When I find out, I'll tell you." "Take me to her." "You have to." "No, not yet." "I need to know more first." "Look here, I promise that I'll help you with Baby Alice, but not yet." "You gotta trust me on that, at least a little bit." "I do." "I do trust you." "Good." "Do you have little ones, Inspector?" "No." "No." "A year ago..." "No, two years..." "I'm sorry, more than two years my wife, um, passed away giving birth to what I'm told was a son." "I'm sorry." "Thanks." "I wanna show you some paintings on the way out, yeah?" "Are you gonna take me into the gallery?" "Why not?" "Come on." "Did you see the look on her face?" "I think she stopped breathing." "She's a fright." "She has cold eyes." "I feel like someone's walking over my grave." "There's one more painting I want you to see." "You know him, don't you?" "Those whom Godhas joined together, let no man put a sunder." "I pronounce that theybe man and wife." "In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti." "Amen." "Sir William Gull, please." "Sir William isn't receiving visitors." "Uh..." "Sir William?" "It's Inspector Abberline." "I need to speak with you, sir." "Sir William is ill." "Can't receive any visitors." "I said you can't go in." "It's allright, Dr. Ferral." "I don't mind company." "Have Anna bring us some tea, would you, please?" "Ah, well, I wish I could tell you, Inspector that your story was fantastical." "Unhappily, I cannot." "I know for a fact that the prince has a taste in unfortunate women." "And I suppose it's more than possible that he concocted this elaborate deception to have some privacy while he indulgedin his secret life." "But I know one reason I have for stating that Prince Edward being Jack the Ripper is just incomprehensible." "What's that, sir?" "If you repeat what I'm about to tell you, both our lives are in jeopardy." "Indeed, lhope for your sake that what I'm about to say will steer you clear of the very real danger you're in." "I think I'm well past the point of safe return, sir." "Prince Edward has syphilis." "Not a pleasant state secret, but a vital one." "Well, then that proves it." "I couldn't understand why the prince was killing Ann Crook's friends especially so savagely, but he's not merely killing them." "He's punishing them." "He wants revenge." "Don't you see, sir?" "No, Inspector, I don't see." "I'm afraid your wild speculations about the prince's mental state clever though they maybe cannot overcome the physical impossibility of his committing these crimes." "The disease is far enough along that the prince's hands tremble uncontrollably." "He's very weak, and the killings of Jack the Ripper require sure hands and considerable vigor." "And have you forgotten the most telling fact?" "Whatever else the prince may be he knows little or nothing of human anatomy." "Conduct the candidate to the center of the lodge and cause him to kneel for the benefit of prayer." "Vouch safe thine aid, Almighty Father of the universe to this, our present convention." "Who is this?" "A poor candidate in a state of darkness who comes of his own free will perfectly prepared, humbly soliciting to be admitted into the my steries and privileges." "In all cases of danger and distress in whom do you put your trust?" "In God." "How did he find out about the unfortunate and her child?" "Well, he has that kind of cleverness you'll sometimes find in the middle classes." "A cheap sort of intelligence, but effective nevertheless." "Hmm." "Thank God that's not something you're burdened by." "Yes, thank God." "Recite the solemn oath." "Never to reveal our secrets under no less a penalty than my throat be cut across my tongue be torn out by its root and that I be buried in sand a cable's length from shore." "You don't think Gull is confiding in him, do you?" "The old fellow isn't as far gone as all that, is he?" "No." "He's not that foolish." "Let the brother receive the light." "'Another beautiful murder will be committed by me."" ""Fear me.Jack the Ripper."" "They're rubbish, you know that." "Yes, I agree." "They're rubbish." "Though why you persist in believing that red-haired jezebel, I'll never know." "Have you considered that she's the sort of woman who likes to make up stories particularly about men?" "She is, after all, a whore." "She's a woman who..." ""A rose by any other name." Is that it?" "Frederick, my dear chum, no one is more delighted than I am that you've decided to resume your interest in the fairer sex but please remember a woman like that can make a man feel whatever she wants him to feel." "Sergeant Godley." "Yes, sir." "Arrest the Nichol Street gang." "Right away, Inspector." "I tried to stop them, Inspector." "This arrived with this afternoon's post." "Open it up!" ""I send you half the kidney I took from one woman, preserved for you." "T'other piece I fried and ate." "It was very nice."" "We demand something be done, and done tonight." ""From Hell."" "Well, at least they got the address right." "It can't be." "Are you sure he was the same?" "I know him." "I posed for him twice meself." "I stood there naked as a babe watching him paint me for hours." "And he was with Ann for what..." "over a year?" "Nearly two." "Ah, here you are." "Hello, girls." "Where have you been?" "I told you to wait for me." "I can't stay in a pub and not have a drink." "That's cruel." "But look who I bumped into." "Remember Ada?" "She's from France." "Bruxelles." "Bruxelles." "Yes." "Oh, she is pretty, isn't she?" "Not in public, love." "Not in public." "Would you give us a minute alone?" "We need to speak with Liz." "No, Ada, you stay where you are." "Come, Mary." "Get a drinksy." "Mary." "You don't have to worry about Nichol Street for at least a week." "I can keep 'em that long." "Well, that's something, anyway." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Baby Alice, she's all right?" "Yeah, she's all right." "We'll get her out after this is over." ""We'll get her."" "Listen." "I want you and your friends off the streets until I can sort this thing out." "Off the streets?" "For how long?" "A few days, at least." "Well, you better throw us injail then... 'cause we have no money for food and no money for a doss." "All right." "You take this." "Buy some food, get a room and stay there." "Don't tell anyone where you're going." "I don't want to know." "In three days, come to the Ten Bells." "I'll leave a message with the barkeep." "What?" "It's not enough?" "I wish I could show you the little village where I was born." "It's so lovely there." "It's by the sea, the way you said you saw me." "I used to think it too small to spend a life in but now I'm not so sure." "Don't." "Don't." "What?" "Do you think I'm paying you back?" "I didn't mean it as business." "I'm still a woman." "They haven't taken that away from me." "Not yet, anyways." "Enough of that." "Now, lad, at least take..." "Sorry, sir." "There, milady." "One more time." "And curtsy." "And we're done." "Oh, don't be modest, girl." "They don't care what we do." "I paid for your supper, remember." "Stop shaking your head at me, you slag!" "Leave her alone." "She is my business." "She's not yours." "Liz, just be quiet for one bloody night." "No, I fucking won't keep my voice down!" "Calm down!" "They'll call the land lord on us." "Don't go out." "It's not safe." "I need something to sustain myself." "I will be right back." "Liz, don't be so fucking stupid!" "Do without for a night." "No." "I want a fucking drink." "Liz!" "Here we are." "Service records." "Grenadier Guards." "Lieutenant Benjamin Kidney." "There, just as you suspected." "Before he joined Special Branch..." "Ben Kidney served in the Grenadier Guards." "Part of his duties included assisting the field surgeon." "Let me tell you something, Inspector, of which I'm absolutely certain." "Assisting an expert is different..." "very, very different from doing it oneself." "Think about it." "Someone's gotta clean up after the prince." "And whose job is it to take care of the widow's messes?" "You've turned into Othello." "Do you know that?" "Everything is a suspicion." "And like that tragic Moor all your suspicions will end up in your own demise." "For heaven's sake, man, these women aren't just being silenced." "They're being murdered most brutally." "Why would Ben Kidney do that?" "To scare people." "To keep their mind off the real point." "Which is?" "Think what's at stake for Special Branch." "Prince Edward married Ann Crook, a commoner and a Catholic." "Married her in a Catholic church." "They had a baby." "A legitimate baby, who is, in fact, heir to the throne of England." "All these women were there." "All these women were eyewitnesses to an event that could rip the empire to pieces." "When she starts drinking, she'll go all night." "You know that." "But she knows how dangerous it is." "She don't believe you about the prince." "She thinks you're feeding that copper candies to keep him interested." "Hello, sir." "Is anything wrong, my dear?" "No, sir." "For a moment, I thought you were someone else." "Oh." "Thirsty?" "Always parched, sir." "Perhaps there is somewhere nearby that we might go while my coach man keeps watch." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah." "This way." "Follow me." "Yeah, it's this way." "Follow me." "I dropped my grapes." "Oh!" "No!" "What the fuck are you looking at, Lipski?" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "I hear someone coming, sir." "Sir!" "All right, George, that's enough." "It's one of them, isn't it?" "Throat's cut the same way." "Yeah." "He didn't finish." "Well, she's no less dead for that." "He won't be satisfied by this." "Wilkins?" "Fetch the ambulance." "Go on, run along." "Excuse me, miss." "You could be dead... right now." "But then there wouldbe too many bloody questions." "Ignore the old man's blathering." "Find a scape goat." "Or next time we won't care who asks "Whatever happened to Ispector Abberline?"" "We should hurry up, sir." "It's clearing' up." "Do you have a piece of chalk, Netley?" "Chalk, sir?" "They found another one in Mitre Square!" "Bastards!" "They did another one!" "I heard he cut off her nose this time." "Nice work, Inspector." "You've encouraged him to do two a night now." "Out of the fucking way, cunt." "Katherine Eddowes." "There's some writing on a wall just down the road there." "You should have a look at it." ""The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing."" "It's hardly Shakespeare, but it'll do." "I was busy with the children..." "Madame, slow down." "Slow down." "Make sure you get the apron as well, yeah?" "It was written by the killer, sir." "And how do you know that?" "I was here three-quarters of an hour ago." "This building... mostly Jews live here, is that right?" "Yeah, that's right." "Ready now, sir." "Put that away and get out of here immediately." "Abberline." "Yeah?" "Wash that off." "What?" "You heard me." "It's evidence, sir." "Listen to me." "In another hour, there will be a thousand people poking about in here." "If those words are seen, not a Jew in London will be safe." "We'll have may hem on the streets." "So wash it off!" "That's an educated hand, sir." "An educated man wrote that." "Look for yourself." "I don't have to look." "I've seen it." "An educated man knows how to spell "Jews."" "I don't know what this refers to, but I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the people who live around here." "Sergeant, I want two constables to wash that off." "What are you looking to him for?" "Wash it off!" "Yes, sir." "Halfa dozen men have seen it already." "The sergeant has copied it down." "I'll remember these words for as long as I live." "So all you're doing is destroying its value as evidence." "No, all I'm doing is taking charge of an investigation that you have bungled to the point of gross inefficiency and I've had enough." "You are suspended from duty, Abberline." "Inspector Abberline is suspended." "All his privileges are cancelled." "Yes, sir." "You've not seen her, then?" "Well, if she comes around, give her this." "Long letter, eh?" "This is for your trouble." "The letter's private." "You understand?" "I understand." "Right." "Where's this?" "Recite the solemn oath." "Never to reveal our secrets..." "Grapes again." "Why grapes?" "This ain't killing for profit." "He's not that foolish." "You oughta be botherin' McQueen." "Are you questioning my decision?" "Find a scape goat." "This is ritual." ""Jubela, Jubelo, Jubelum."" ""Juwes."" "It's me, Ada." "Me." "Only me." "I bring everything for supper." "You little thief." "I need this money." "I just take some money and buy food for me and for you." "Is that bad, Marie?" "It's fine, dear." "You're a good person, but listen." "Until I go away from London, it's not safe for you to go out." "Understand?" "I stay with Marie." "Beautiful Marie." "It's all right, darling." "You don't have to pay for your food." "Pardon?" "Here's to our feast." "I'm so sorry to greet you like this, Inspector, but but I'm rather late for an appointment." "Will you excuse me if I finish dressing while we talk?" "No, no." "Please, go on." "Thank you." "I'd like to speak to you about the Freemasons if I might, sir." "The arrangement of the coins at Dark Annie's feet and also the locations of the bodies form apentacle star." "A pentacle star is a symbol of the Freemasons, is it not, sir?" "Yes." "And the way that all these women were killed... throats cut left to right organs removed." "They're reenactments, aren't they, sir?" "Reenactments of what?" "The Juwes." "The traitors who killed Hiram Abiff, founder of the Masons that's how they were executed." "Ah, yes." "So the great book tells us." "So Jack the Ripper isn't just merely killing whores." "He's executing traitors." "He's a Mason fulfilling a duty." "Yes, I'm afraid, Inspector that you won't be permitted to arrest him." "I don't want to arrest him." "The Ripper has one more traitor yet to kill and I will stop him." "Did they come to you, sir as a loyal Mason?" "Did they ask you to help them cover up the prince's secret marriage?" "That's how it started, yes." "And then you discovered the prince had syphilis." "He's going to die of it, Inspector." "Would you like a tour of the syphilis wards?" "You're a physician ordinary to the queen entrusted with the well-being of the heir to the throne." "Only you had reason to believe that these unfortunates these whores these... traitors destroyed your life's work." "Below the skin of history are London's veins." "These symbols..." "the mitre, the pentacle star even someone as ignorant and degenerate as you can sense that they course with energy and meaning." "I am that meaning." "I am that energy." "One day, men will look back and say I gave birth to the 20th century." "You're not going to see the 20th century." "Roll up his sleeve." "Don't struggle." "You'll only make this more painful." "You all right, mate?" "Dr. Gull." "Yes!" "You were describing the human heart." "Yes." "Yes." "The human heart is a dense and powerful muscle much like the organic equivalent of mahogany." "And notoriously difficult to burn." "About the size of a fist it provides the motor power for the circulatory system." "The heart contains two atria, two ventricles and four valves." "It is, in effect, a single pump powering a double circuit." "In the adult the heart rate averages 70 to 80 beats a minute." "Such is the force of the heartbeat that if the body's largest artery, the aorta, is severed a six-foot jet of blood is released." "Let the brother receive the light." "For you fear no God, arise." "Your faith is well founded." "Don't." "Don't go in there." "There's no need." "How bad is it?" "She's" " She's in pieces, sir." "Sergeant, he can go in." "Give him to me!" "He'll be taken care of, I swear to it." "I want him." "He's done." "I give you my word." "Fuck your word!" "I'll bring every last one of you fucking cunts down." "You and your fucking brothers!" "Now, listen to me, Abberline." "Your situation..." "your difficult situation has been thoroughly discussed." "You are reinstated." "Indeed, you are promoted." "No!" "No." "Come on." "This is not helping anything." "Come on!" "Come on." "Don't be a fool, Inspector." "You will be very closely watched." "Yeah, you're all there now, ain'tya?" "Where were you when this was happening?" "It's all right for you, standing around there chatting." "What about us?" "Inspector Abberline is in charge." "Give him all the assistance he requires." "No!" "Remember, you're being watched." "All right, come on, you men." "Clear this passage." "Come on." "Move 'em away." "Move back!" "Back!" "Shall we proceed, Inspector?" "Body lies in middle of bed." "Shoulders flat, but axis of body inclined toward right." "The left arm is close to the body the forearm flexed at a right angle resting across the abdomen." "The right arm is slightly abducted from the body." "It rests on the mattress with the elbow bent and the forearm supine." "The fingers are clenched, indicating as truggle as she died." "Notice something, Inspector?" "No." "No, go on." "Came in not long before dawn." "A bit of a rush." "Left this for ya." "I know you asked me to wait." "If I'm to be murdered, I'd like at least to die in my village." "I'm going to the orphanage to collect Baby Alice." "Here's an address where you can find us." "We'll wait for you eagerly." "I know..." "I know in my heart we can be happy living by the sea just as you saw." "I hope to be with you soon, dearest." "All my love, Mary." "We are deeply distressed, Lord Hallsham." "We asked Sir William to remove a threat to our family and to our throne not to engage in these ghastly rituals." "Oh, no, of course not, Your Majesty." "That was unexpected." "On the other hand, he has fulfilled his duties." "The threat is passed, Your Majesty." "In his way Sir William has been loyal and we are grateful for that." "The rest is in your hands, Lord Hallsham." "We wish to hear nothing further of this." "Knight of the East we are gathered here beneath the God of love and before the sight of the Great Architect to judge this case." "You stand accused of mayhems that have placed our brotherhood in jeopardy." "You stand before your peers, Masons and doctors both." "I have no peers present here." "What?" "No man amongst you is fit to judge the mighty art that I have wrought." "Your rituals are empty oaths you neither understand nor live by." "The Great Architect speaks to me." "He is the balance where my deeds are weighed and judged not you." "Knight of the East hear our judgement." "Well, they're not watching you anymore." "I'm telling you, it's safe to go to her." "They think she's dead." "If I disappear or change my routine suddenly they might wonder why." "You know who you're gonna turn into, don't you?" "That boring old bugger in the pub that nobody wants to sit beside." "'Cause as soon as he's had a few drinks, he goes on and on about the girl that got away." "Do you want to live the rest of your life like a ghost?" "No." "What I want is to go to her." "But at the slightest hint that she's a live, they will spare no expense no expense and no trouble." "So I stay... and watch them." "Alice!" "Alice!" "Come in, darling." "Coming, Mother." "Get up." "Get up!" "Come on." "Good night, sweet prince."

"God bless America!" "We made it back!" "Times Square. believe me." "is wall-to-wall people." "humar beirgs bert or havirg the greatest party ever ard beirg ir or a bit of this history." "What a right this is!" "What a thrill!" "Our boys are comirg home." "ard a lot of them are here right row." "right ir the middle of this chaos." "h've talked to them." "They're from Arkarsas.:" "Colorado.:" "Seattle." "Washirgtor.:" "Los Argeles.:" "Aberdeer." "Washirgtor." "Lookirg arourd Times Square at this very mirute." "people are deliriously happy." "They're holdirg up rewspapers with huge 8-to-1 0 irch headlires" ""V-J Day. " it says." ""War's Erd. " "ht's Over. "" "Now they're huggirg ard kissirg each other." "shoutirg words of cheer ard ercouragemert." "Ard still. paper by the tor keeps flowirg out of the wirdows high. high above us." "...ard the USO shows. too." "Our hats are off to all of those people ir show busiress who traveled the world ertertairirg our mer ard womer overseas ard here at home." "Times Square is happy." "New York is happy." "the Urited States is happy." "ard the world is at peace." "Tommy, I know all America wants to thank you and your wonderful organization for all the great war bond drives you've put on, and for giving of your time and talent for that wonderful radio show," "The Treasury Star Parade starring T.D." "Thank you." "It's been a pleasure doing our musical bit for the peace of the world." "We all love you." " Swinging band, huh?" " Yeah." "Swinging band, man." "really jumps." " You here by yourself?" " No." " Aww...who you here with?" " My boyfriend." "Oh." "Listen, if I wanted to get in touch with you anyway, could I?" "Let me take a minute of your time." "I know you from someplace." "We met a few years ago at a party or a dance, I can't remember." "We had a Iong conversation." "We really liked each other." "The problem is, I want to see you again." "My mother and father are down there, my brother and sister..." "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "Hey, Jim" "Hey, Jim!" "Catch you later, right?" "Hey, where you been?" "Where's your uniform?" "I threw it out the goddamn window!" "Hey, look at those easy boxers!" "Did you jump from Hawaii or what?" "Jump from Hawaii?" "Man, I won these in a card game." "This guy had three deuces." "little did the sucker know that I had three 3s." " Oh, three 3s." "Yes!" " Three 3s?" "Three 3s?" " Three 3s!" " Card game, huh?" " Card game." " Jackpot!" "Jackpot!" "Jackpot!" "glad to have you back, boys." "glad to have you back." " I know you from someplace." " No." " You don't remember me?" " No." "You don't remember we met a few years ago?" "It was at party or a dance." "We had a Iong conversation." " You can't remember that?" " No." "I just want to explain to you, first of all, my parents are over there-- my mother and father, my brother and sister." "I got to see them because I just was two years in the service, you know, so they haven't seen me." "Now, I want to get your phone number so I can tell you tomorrow about what I was thinking about." "There's something very, very important I've got to talk to you about." " No." " No what?" " No what?" " No." "No, no." "You don't understand." "Give me your number." "You got a pencil?" "No." "I have a photographic memory." "Just give me your number, and I'II remember it." " No." " Yes." "Can I meet you at central Park?" "I'm serious." "I know." "No." "I mean, come on." "There's no way" "No!" "That seat's taken." "I know it's taken, but I'm gonna sit here and figure out another angle." "You can skip it, because I've heard every angle here tonight." " Oh, yeah?" " Oh, yeah." "How about this one?" ""Gee, that's a swinging band."" "Look, I don't mean to be rude, really I don't, but I do have friends, and they are coming back, so why don't you just leave?" "Why don't I leave as soon as they come back?" "Why don't you just leave now?" "If I leave now, I'II never get to know you." "I'II never get to know what a wonderful, beautiful chick you are." "I'm serious." "Even though I'm giving you a line, I'm serious." " And I know you know that." " I know that." "And I mean that from the deepest part of my heart-- which is not too deep." "Look, why don't you just go someplace else and try it again, huh?" "AII right." "Pardon me." "Was that fellow in the Hawaiian shirt and the white pants, was he disturbing you?" "'Cause I know him." "I see him around." "He's a little crazy." "No, he's not crazy." "He's just pushy." "well, you know what he said about you over there?" "What?" "Nothing." "Stop it." "Look, all right, all right, all right!" "Enough!" "Look, I'm going to get serious." "When I walked in there and I saw you," "I realized I fought this war for a reason." "When I was in my foxhole, when I was, Iike, not knowing whether I would live or die, in the mud, dirty, who the hell knew-- I didn't know anything." "Is it all right?" "Take only a minute of your time." "Now, when I walked in there, I knew!" "I knew!" "You knew what?" "I knew that I wasn't gonna get anywhere at this table." "Now I'm impressed." "well, I guess a little small talk's in order here now." "Can it get any smaller?" "I can take a hint." " Can you also take a walk?" " You want me to leave?" "Yes." " I'II leave right now." " Bye!" "You expect me to leave after the way you talked to me just now?" "will you go away?" "I don't want to." "I want to stay here and annoy you." "Go away!" "Look, Iet's avoid all this, huh?" "Let's get down to business." "It's getting a little tiring here." "Give me your phone number and we'II avoid all this." "Why don't I rot give you my phone number and we'II avoid all this?" " What's to be avoided?" " You." "But that cannot be avoided." "If you had one ounce of a gentleman in you, you'd go away!" "well, I'm not a gentleman." " Oh, well, that explains everything." " Who said I was a gentleman?" "Do I Iook like a gentleman in this shirt and these pants to you?" "well..." "Even a louse would go away." "Why can't you just give me the phone number?" "What am I gonna do with it?" "call it!" "please?" "AII right, look." "I give up, I give up." "I'II take a rain check." "Maybe next war." "What makes you think you'II win the next one?" "Hey, Evans!" "Friend of yours is calling you." "Remember me?" "paul's friend." " Uh..." "Troy, right?" " arnold." "arnold!" "Oh, arnold, I'm sorry!" ""arnold, I'm sorry."" "The Ray BoIger show, USO." "Hey, Evans!" "Evans!" "You should have come with us to London." "We had a great time, great hijinks." " You're beautiful." " Thank you, arnold." "How's paul?" "He's here." "I saw him a second ago." " He's here?" " Yeah." "Where?" "paul!" "Hey, paul!" "Look who's here!" "Francine!" "Hi, paul!" "Remember me?" "I'II call you, tomorrow." "Keep on plugging, Francine!" "Don't ever change!" "You're beautiful!" "Don't ever change, Francine." "You're beautiful." "Francine, I want you to meet my new monkey." " This is Eddie DiMaggio." " That's Di Muzio." "only you don't look like a Di Muzio." "I said, it's funny, you don't look Iike-- Skip it." "Oh, but he's a terrific dancer." "I mean, he dips and everything, don't you, honey?" "You better believe it, baby." "Have fun, Francine." "Tommy Dorsey!" "Tommy Dorsey and the Orchestra, ladies and gentlemen." "Right after we pause for station identification around the country, we're going to switch to..." "Come on, you could do me that favor." "Hey, where you been?" "I been looking all over for you." "Where have you been?" "I've been looking all over for you." "We're over there." "The guys are waiting for you." " Where are the broads?" " They're over there." "Wait, I gotta ask you a favor." "You using your room tonight?" "Of course I'm using my room tonight." "You want to use the room?" "I fell in love about a half hour ago with this chick over there." "I think she's a professional dancer." "She's got some pair of legs." "You know, very leggy." "You know what I mean, don't you?" " How long you gonna be?" " An hour, maybe two, maybe less." "AII right, but use the bathroom." "Why didn't you bring them over to the table?" "There's only two." "The other two had to go to work." "So there's one for me and one for you." " Oh, okay." " AII right?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Are these the girls?" "Yeah, why?" " These are the broads right here?" " Yeah." "Which one is yours?" " I got the blonde." " You got the blonde?" "That means I have the brunette." "She's a total pain in the ass, man." "You know how much time I just spent with her trying to make her?" "I spent 20 minutes giving her every routine I knew." "It didn't even work." "There was nothing!" "Nothing!" " The one over there?" " Yeah, the one over there." "That one, the WAC." "What's the matter with you?" "Maybe the other one will go." "You know how girls are-- one goes, the other doesn't." "You got the good one." "I got the bad one." "I'm excited." "It's V-J Day, man!" "You know, I want to get laid." "What's happening here?" "Oh, look at her now." "Oh, ho ho, look at that." "Look how cocky she is." "You know what I'm going to do?" "You go over there, and you tell her that I was wounded in action." "tell her I was wounded in action, I just got out of the hospital, and I'm a little shy and a little nervous." "tell her I'm sensitive." "Lay it on like I'm a war hero." " A war hero." " Okay." "Not too heavy." "Indirect, okay?" "I'II wait here, and then I'II come over." "Lay it on her real well because I want to get her." "You understand?" "I'm gonna really screw with this one." "Leave it up to me, okay?" "Wait, wait, wait-- all right, okay." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "tell me what you're going to do." "Don't worry." "Leave it up to me." "You know how I am with girls." "What else about the other thing, though?" "I'm sensitive." "Sensitive, sensitive." "Sensitive." "Oh, you're sensitive." "Oh, right, right, right, okay." "Wait, wait." "What am I doing?" "For her, I'm doing all this?" "I'm gonna go over." "Just introduce me to her." "I'II handle it." "This is Francine FIannery." "Over here, Jimmy DoyIe." "pleased to meet you." "ellen Evans." "Wrong." "I'm Francine Evans." "This is ellen FIannery." "Remember her?" "You've been dancing with her for the past hour." " Come on, honey." "Let's go." " He's such an animal." "Where are you go-- be careful." "I'II be right back." "I'II be right back." "Mind if I sit down now?" "After all, we've been formally introduced now." "We're old friends." "I was just gonna say, if you and I had danced and had some fun, it might have been a nice time." "I just gave the key to my hotel suite to my friend there because I think he found someone he's really hooked on." "well, that's very generous." "Yeah, I thought so." "Seems you give things away easily, huh?" " Did you have something in mind?" " For what?" "What you just said before." "You said that I give things away easily." "I said, "Did you have something in mind," meaning I would give anything of myself easily to you, which I couId do very easily." "He'II only be there for an hour or two." "Got any Juicy Fruit?" "Sure, sure." "Bye-bye." "I get it." "Eddie, if nothing happened after four hours, you expect something to happen in the next hour?" "I'm gonna be there in one hour." "I'm don't wanna argue." "That's it." "Bye." "I'm sure it's DoyIe." "I'm sorry." "There's no DoyIe registered here." "You see, a friend of mine is in that room." "A friend of his, ellen FIannery." "It's quite urgent that I get ahold of her." "I see." "could you just look one more time?" "Sure." "ellen...?" "Yeah, she's afraid of heights." "I'm worried about her." "If she's on a floor that's too high, you know, she gets dizzy." "That would be awful for the hotel." "Acrophobia." "Excuse me just a second." "Mr. powell?" "That's him." "Mr. DoyIe!" " Mr. powell." " Mr. DoyIe." "Which one is it?" "Mr. DoyIe." "Jimmy DoyIe!" "I'd Iike to talk to you for a second, please." "Step right up over here, please." "There happen to be a problem?" "This will only take a minute, Mr. powell." "Where's ellen?" "What luck, running into you." "Fancy meeting you here!" "Boy, you're a winner." "Every time I run into you, you're always causing me great problems." " pleasure." "Good to know you." " What are you talking about?" "You just ruined it for me." "Do you realize he's calling the manager now?" "He's calling the manager." "He's calling the manager because I'm here under an alias!" "And they're upstairs in the room." "We're all gonna get arrested." "You have to go up there now and warn them, and you have to get my suitcase and get my sax under the bed, because I have an audition now." "I have an audition, and if you mess that up, I'm gonna get even with you." "I don't care how, but I am gonna get even with you, 'cause you ruined it!" "Get up there right now!" "I said do you mind?" "I'm having a talk with my sister." "It's a family crisis." "Do you mind?" "Yes, I do mind." "well, you're gonna have to wait a minute, that's all." "Sis, oh, please, sis." "Now, Mommy's waiting." "When I went home on my leg, she was worried for a few days." "Mr. powell, please, you've run up quite a bill with us." "You've only been here a week." "would you mind telling me where you were before that?" " Where was I?" " That's right." "Do you mind telling me where you were?" "Because you know where I was?" "I was in Anzio!" "Anzio!" "I remember now!" "AII right, fine, Mr. powell." "Wait a minute." "I get carried away." "Sorry." "Listen." "Five nights at the Commodore, three nights at the Saint Regis, 25 minutes at the plaza." "Enjoyed room service at each." "In one case, use of the hotel limousine." "Why do you switch hotels so often, Mr. powell?" "You don't even know what you're talking about." "First of all, how could I even sign these checks?" "These are your signatures right there." "But this is my signature hand." "It doesn't even work." "You see this?" "You see that?" "There's no life in that arm." "I might have it amputated tomorrow, and you're telling me that I signed these bills?" "How?" "Did I sign with my left hand?" "I'm right-handed." "How can I sign with my left hand?" "Look at that signature." "Look at it." "Isn't this your sister?" "She oughtta know your signature, sir." "Listen to this." "He's telling me I signed this." " Is that my signature?" " Yes." "That's your sister." "She oughtta know your signature." " That's not my signature." " Yes, it is." "That's his signature." "She's a little crazy." "She's wacky." "You know, in the WACs?" "Yes." "Sis, you gotta go home." "No." " West 55th Street." " What?" "No!" " I'm not gonna do this." " Go home, now!" " AII right." " Remember Anzio, on the beach." "No." "No, no." "It's this way." "It's this way." "And right away!" "And I'II meet you later!" "Mr. powell, I think it advisabIe" "This is a mistake!" "This is harassment!" "I'm not coming to this hotel." "I'm gonna put in a complaint with the manager." " Where is the manager?" " would you lower your voice, please?" "I think you have a Iot of nerve." "You see this?" "When that happens, and you can't explain why." "You want to see my leg?" "It's all wood." " That's terrible." " You can knock it anywhere." "You can drive nails through it." "It's the best kind of wood, but still, it's a wooden leg." "You have a cushy job." "I lost this leg just so you can accuse me of not paying bills in a hotel?" "I can't believe this." "would you push it off, please?" "I can't even control it." "Honey, are you all right?" "Oh, yeah, I'm just great." "well, do you have any last words?" "She--sorry." "Did I scare you?" "No, no." "Listen, I've had her for three years on two fronts." "She's had every germ known to man." "I hope you're not one of them, DiMaggio." " It's Di Muzio." " Is this Jimmy's case?" "What's the matter?" "Can't you take a joke, for crying out loud?" "well, whatever your name is, take good care of her." "What'd you say about germs?" "What germs you talkin' about?" "killers." "Just" "Forgotten, but not gone." " Uh, 242" " hotel OIcott, please." "Wait just a second." "2842 FIatbush Avenue, brooklyn, please." "Do you mind if I take this cab?" "well, yes, I do, but do I have a choice?" "No, you don't have a choice." "I have an audition." "Do you have an audition?" "I have an audition." "I'm late for the audition." "Why don't you come along?" "You have nothing better to do anyway." "How do you know that?" "I was thinking of doing my nails." "What's it going to be-- brooklyn or what?" "I just said it's gonna be brooklyn." "2482 FIatbush Avenue." "2842 FIatbush Avenue." "Same thing." " What did you say about your nails?" " I said I was thinking of doing them." "well, why don't you do them?" "Oh, why you so serious?" "Oh, come on, loosen up." "Come on." "You gave me a hard time last night, really a hard time." "Loosen up a little bit." "Oh, come, come." "Let's have some gum." "This way, you keep your mouth shut." "It'II keep you occupied." "No, thank you." "Bet you're really enjoying this ride, aren't you?" "I'm having a hell of a time." "well, I'm nervous because of this audition and everything, so I've got to chew." "relaxes me." "Oh, God, I'm so nervous about this." "You make it worse, too." "So what did you say your name was?" "I didr't say." " You didn't say?" " No." " would you do me a favor?" " What?" "would you hold something for me?" "What?" "Give me your hand." " For good luck." " For good luck?" "Oh!" "That's very funny!" "You got a real sense of humor, kid." "Boy, I can't believe it." "Listen, I want to ask you something." "You want to know what interests me the most, Frances?" "One is music, number two is money, and number three is..." "I got it." "Uh-huh." "Got it." " What's the matter?" " I don't want it." "They always in that order?" "Sure they're always in that order, unless... you happen to come across someone who grooves you and you want to groove with" "Say, you." "And if things work out, and you start acting a little more intelligent, then possibly, then I'II make number three number one, number one number three, and... number two..." "Now, wait." "Now, now, wait." "Now I'm getting confused." "You put it where, uh..." "You put it where number three is." "That's the way it wouId be." "Let me start all over again." "Let me get this..." "Number three would be number one." "And number two and number three." "exactly, and when you have that, you have what you call a major chord." "What's a major chord?" "A major chord is when everything in your life works out perfectly, when you have everything you could ever possibly want." "Everything." "You have the woman you want, you have the music you want, and you have enough money to live comfortably." "That's a major chord." "Oh." "A 1 , 2, 3, 4!" "That's enough, doyle." "hold it." "doyle!" "What?" "I got a hangover." "That's a little loud." "A little loud?" "What do you mean?" "You didn't dig those sounds?" "You didn't even let me finish, man." "You didn't let me finish the chorus." "Jimmy?" "Uh..." "Jimmy, could I talk to you just for a minute?" "I'II just be a sec" "Look, you know what's happening?" "You're playing terrific." "Yeah." "I think you should play it just a little smoother," "like a ballad or something." "I think this guy's got that kind of attitude." "You know, the whole joint screams that sort of thing..." "well, that's all right." "Are you my agent?" "Want 10/%, huh?" "Sit over there." "Sit over there." "I said when we came to sit over there." "Now sit over there." "Just rude." "Rude." "See what you did?" "Come here." "Come here." "Come here." "Don't do that in front of everybody." "We do this all the time." "Don't talk to me like that and don't touch me." "I just want to say I'm sorry." "I just got annoyed at him, you know." "Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth." " How about my foot in it?" " How about putting your horn in it?" " well, that's what we're here for." " How about giving me a break?" "Come here, doyle." "I want to talk to you." " Get a load of this guy, huh?" " He wants you to come over there." "Come on!" "Come here, come here." "Go there, go there, go there." "Go ahead." "Yeah." "Try and understand my situation, will ya?" "What I got is a boy singer and an eight-piece polka orchestra, you understand?" "Try ChevaIier." "You know any ChevaIier?" "The guys come back from France, they like that sound." "ChevaIier?" "Yeah." "Hey, man, I play that stuff, I kill people, you know?" "This isn't 191 7." "You look a little more hip to me than that." "I'd rather get a job in a post office." "In that case, doyle, Iet's forget it." "Yeah, Iet's forget it." "That's what I said." " No, that's what I said." " No, that's what h said." " No, I said forget it." " No, I said it." "I forgot it." "If the nightingales could sing like you" "They'd sing much sweeter than they do" "'Cause you've brought a new kind of love to me" "play!" "If the sandman brought me dreams of you" "I'd want to dream my whole life through" "'Cause you've brought a new kind of love to me" "I know that I'm a queen and you're a king" "still I understand that underneath it all" "I'm a girl, and you, you are a man" "I would work and slave my whole life through" "If I couId hurry home to you" "'Cause you've brought a new kind of Iove" "Can you dance?" "Not you, her." "What's the matter, you crazy?" "Let's see the legs!" "The legs!" "How I'd work, I'd slave my whole life through" "Just to hurry home to you" "'Cause you've brought a new kind of love to me" "Ho, ho, ho" "You've brought a new kind of love to me!" "New love" "That's it!" "We make it a boy-girI act." "You start tomorrow night." "Three shows nightly." "You're off Sundays." "Listen, baby, we ought to work on some material tomorrow." "I have to go in." "It's so late!" "Stay with me a little while." "It's early yet." "No." "I'm getting soaked!" "Jimmy, look, why don't you just call me tomorrow?" " What time?" " Noon is fine." "Okay, I'm going." "I'm going now." "Good night, Jimmy." " Okay, I'II call you tomorrow." " Okay!" " AII right." " Where to, buddy?" "Quiet just a minute." "I'm looking for something." "Oh, Miss Evans?" "Miss Evans?" " What?" " telephone." "It's your agent." "He's been calling all night." " You can take it here." " Thank you." "hello?" "Tony." " Yes, sir, may I help you?" " I'd Iike to check in." "Fine." "If you'II just sign the register." "Do you have any more bags outside?" "Yes, I do." "I have one in the cab over there." "If you wouldn't mind waking up the bellhop." "I don't want to disturb him." "Wake him up and send him outside and just pay the bill also, and then you can put it on this bill." "We'II wake him in a few minutes." "I'm sort of ready to go back to work." "I'd Iike a little bit of a rest." ""Mr. M. powell." Excuse me, sir." " What are you doing?" " I'm checking in." " Why here?" " Why not here?" "Because I'm gonna get blamed when you don't pay the bill, and you know you're not gonna pay the bill." "well, forget it." "I'm checking in." "Anything else you'd Iike, sir?" "I'd Iike some Scotch and some vodka." "If there's a liquor store around here, maybe we can send the bellhop over." "We'II just put that on the bill, okay?" "When he wakes up, we'II send him out." "AII right, Jimmy." "Look... take this." "This will be enough for a room for tonight." "Just go anyplace else." "It's a Iot easier if I just come up and we start working on the material." "I'II sleep in the bathtub." "I told you, a Iot easier." "No." "will you please take this?" " It's a Iot easier." " Just take this, Jimmy." " 1 2:00?" " Yes, 1 2" "I promise." " AII right." " Suite 41 5, sir." "Forget it." "I'm not gonna take it." "He doesn't even wake up." " I don't want it." "I'm not interested." " Sorry you feel that way, sir." "That's a great suit." "Oh, thank you very much, Miss Evans." "Tony?" "What do you want?" "Right." "Frankie Harte, 7:30 tomorrow morning." "No!" "No!" "beautiful." "beautiful." "Hey, Pops, are you Jimmy DoyIe?" "Want to play the blues?" "Are you Jimmy DoyIe?" "No." "You're the sax player, ain't you?" "I'm a sax player, but I'm not Jimmy DoyIe." "Do you think it's possible that you can communicate with Jimmy DoyIe the sax player?" "Depends on what you want me to communicate." "I have a very important missive for Jimmy DoyIe." " A what?" " A biIIet-doux." " A biIIet-doux?" " A billy who?" "I'II elucidate." "A tender message from a certain female party." "For me?" " For you." " For him?" "precisely." "Take it, doyle." "It's from Francine." "She said she had a wonderful time." "Hey, wait." "I'II be right back." " Where you goin', baby?" " Be right back." "That girl ain't comin', is she?" " I'm getting her now." " Ten minutes, or you're fired." "What do you care?" "There's no one here anyway." "You had your jam session, and now you're not coming back!" "Hey, man, hold it." "Hey, Daddy, hold it, hold it." "Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" " Did you read this letter?" " Of course not." "What do you think I am, crazy, read letters?" " Your name is Tony HarweII?" " That's right." " You're an agent?" " Yeah." " You're her agent?" " Of course." "She says, "Just ask Tony if you need any help on anything." "He's a wonderful cat, and he appreciates talent."" " Let me see that letter." " I can't show you the letter." "It's a personal letter, but that's what she said." "She also said that she's with Frankie Harte's band, she's on the road, and there's a possibility of a spot for me." " Is that true?" " possibility." " A possibility?" " That's right." "You're an agent?" "I reiterate, yes." "If I went down there, would you be my agent?" "No." "Why not?" "I ain't interested." "I'm satisfied with the list of clients I got now." "You're makin' a mistake, but okay." "I made a Iot of mistakes." "So I'II make another one." "This one's on me." "well, where is she?" "Why should I tell you where she is if she doesn't tell you in the letter?" "Then why do you take the time to come out to brooklyn to give me this letter if you don't think she cares enough about me to let me know where she is, or to let you know to let me know where she is?" "Doesn't that make sense to you?" "It should, but it don't." " They're in asheville." " AsheviIIe?" "But don't mention my name." "If Frankie asks me, I don't know you." "I'II say I never even met you, I don't know you." " Where is AsheviIIe?" " Where God lost His shoes." "Where God lost His shoes." "That's a good answer." "Thanks a Iot." "I'II find it." "asheville is a mountain resort in North carolina." "Thanks for telling me." "You got any other advice for me?" "Yeah." "Stay off the junk, and you'II go far." "Fine." "Thanks a Iot." "swell of you to say that." "Once in a while" "Won't you try to give one little thought" "To me" "Though someone else may be nearer your heart?" "Once in a while" "Won't you think of the moments" "I shared with you" "Moments before we two drifted apart?" "In love's smoldering embers" "One spark may remain" "If love still can remember" "That spark may burn again" "They left?" "Where did they go, do you know?" "Roanoke?" "It is?" "It's the Mayfair club in Roanoke, Virginia?" "hello?" "AII aboard!" "Thank you!" "Thank you very much." "Come on." "You are my lucky star" "I saw you from afar" "Two lovely eyes, at me they were gleaming" "Beaming" "I was starstruck" "You're all my lucky charms" "I Iove..." " Keep the change." " Here's your change." "No, no, that's for you." "Keep it." " Ah, it's only a nickel." " That nickel's for you." "It's a tip." "Ah, take it." " You don't want the nickel?" " No." "AII right, I'II take it." "You are my lucky charms" "I'm lucky in your arms" "You opened heaven's portal here on earth" "For this poor mortal" "You are my lucky, lucky star" "Look at that five-star pain in the ass out there, will ya?" "Look at him clap." "I'm goin' over there and stuff him in the garbage can." "No." "It's all right." "He may be a vet, you know?" " I think I know him." " He's a dummy." "Okay, hold it." "hold it!" "hold it!" "please." "Now, look, you go back up on the bandstand." "I'm gonna come right back up there with you." "Jimmy, I'II talk to you after the set is finished, all right?" "After the set?" "Okay." "Sure." "But first, I'm gonna have a word with him." "AII right, you're upset because I didn't come to you in person and say good-bye, right?" "Right." "Which brings up another thing-- you don't say good-bye to me." "I say good-bye to you." "In no way, shape, or form do you say good-bye to me." " I say good-bye to you." " Oh." " Fine!" "Go ahead and say it." " Say what?" "Say good-bye." "Go ahead." "Come here." "Come here." "Oh, I see." "I'II just have to wait until you say come here, right?" "And then when you say come here, I'm supposed to come here." "Look, look." "You think I came all the way down here to argue with you, huh?" "You think I came all the way down here, chased you, to argue with you?" "I'm just confused." "Didn't you understand when I said "major chord" that I meant it about you?" "Sometimes you really are hard to understand." "You really are." "You're hard to understand." "Don't change the subject." "I Iove you." "I mean, I don't love you." "I dig you." "I Iike you a Iot, and, you know..." "I wouldn't come all the way down here if I didn't like you, right?" "Yeah." "Oh, Jimmy." "How do you feel about Texarkana?" "How do I feel about Texarkana?" "What do you mean?" "What I'm sayin' is that Frankie said that if you came down, you could audition." "I couId audition?" "No, forget it." "I'II play for him." "I won't audition." "Okay." "Don't, Jimmy." "Jimmy, come on." "Jay, will you, please?" "It's slippery out there." "We don't want to slide into town, we want to drive in." "Leave me alone." "I'm tryin' to take a nap." "AII right." "The points." "Give me some quarters." "He's beating the pants off me." "I'm glad I'm working for you." "You should be glad to work for anybody." "You're not the greatest piano player in the world, you know that?" "It's gonna be one of those nights." "I'm a good musician, man." "You really are." "Coming from me, that means nothing." "Maybe someday you'II write something for me, too." "I am writing something for you." "I'm writing this for you." "What?" "You think I check out each room?" " The last time I got a room" " will you get off my back?" "When you play cards, you go crazy." "Why don't you guys zip up?" "clam up, will ya?" "You don't even let me read what you're writing now," "let alone your first poem." "Imagine you giving me your first poem?" "Now let's go into the bridge." "If you let me read it..." "If you let me read some of that, I'II let you write the Iyrics to this." "That's blackmail." "Right." "Oh, Jimmy." "Aw, come on." "Come on, Iet me see what it is." " No, I don't want to." " Aw, come on." " No, it's private." " It's only a poem." "well, it's my poem, and it's for me." "You never let me see what you're writing." "well, I'm embarrassed." "You wrote all this about me?" "It's all about me?" "well, most of it." "It's all about me, though?" "It's not about anybody else?" "It's all about me?" "That's right." "Get your shoes on." "Come on." " Are you all right, honey?" " Yeah." "I know it's not very good, but..." "Come on, get 'em on." "Come on." "I don't know what we're doing now." "Wait a minute." "Here, pay me." "We're gonna be right back." "Few minutes." " No, pay me now." " I'm not gonna pay you now, man!" "You think I'm not gonna have a cab standing by in the middle of nowhere?" "We'II be back in a second, I think." "pull it back with your hand." "Jimmy." "You all right?" "You want a handkerchief?" " It's nothing." " Here, I've got a handkerchief." " You knocked?" " Yes." "I'm sorry." "I'm terribly sorry about that." "Are you the justice of the peace?" "That's right." "You are?" "I'm sorry about the window." "It's just, you know, we're a little anxious." "Is there a possibility that we could be married now?" "We're in a bit of a hurry." "I can't even explain to you why." "I wish I couId." "You can see the way we look." " please close this up, honey." " Now?" "could you please?" "Just take about two minutes of your time." "We'II make it worth your while, and I will pay for the glass, too." " could you, please?" " well..." "I guess I couId." "Oh, yeah, we can arrange it." "We can arrange it." "Come on in." "No." "Uh...just a minute." " Can I talk to you?" " Aren't you sure?" "Yeah, just one second, please." " You're kidding, right?" " Kidding what?" " That was it?" " What was what?" "Your proposal?" ""Get your coat on." "Put on your shoes." "Come on, Iet's go." That was it?" "What's wrong with that?" " They're not sure." " Sure, we're sure." "What's wrong with that?" "I thought it was gonna be different." "It is different." "It's the way I do it." "Anything wrong?" "There's nothing wrong." "They're not sure, believe me." "No, I just thought..." "What?" "Nothing." "I just thought it wouId be different." "Different?" "It is different!" "I krow it's different." "It's not the kind of different I had in mind." "The kind of different I had in mind was maybe sweet and caIm" "It is calm!" " AII right." "That's good." " I'm sorry." "I'm just a little..." " And pretty, you know?" " What?" " Pretty." " It's pretty!" "But you can't say that." "You can't say it's pretty." "I want to marry you!" "What are you talking about?" "please go inside, go inside." "This is private." "would you wait one second?" "I'm coming." " Did you hear what I said?" " Yes." "I want to marry you." "Okay." "Okay?" "What's the matter now?" "What do you want me to do?" "You want me to kill myself over this, darling?" "AII right." "Listen, when I say "now," you back up." " That's it." " Jimmy, I..." "Wait a minute, don't back up!" "Don't move!" "Now!" "No!" "No!" "Now!" "Don't shift, don't do anything." "Just stay." "will you please get out from under" "This happens all the time." "will you..." "will you marry me?" "will you marry me?" "I Iove you." "will you marry me?" "I don't want anybody else to be with you." "I want to be with you, do you understand?" "I don't want anybody else to be with you except me." "I Iove you." "I Iove you." "Look at me." "I Iove you." "Oh, I Iove you, too." "Wait a minute." "See, that was terrific." "You liked that?" "Yeah, I really liked that." "It was a Iot better that way?" " Yeah." " Aw, good." "Hey, no!" "Stop!" "please!" "You missing a man?" "Yeah, FowIer." "Did you find him?" "The house dick did." "Caught him in his room with a local chick." "Big deal." "So what?" "What do you mean, big deal?" "She's 1 3." "FowIer grabbed the guy's gun and started shooting out all the lights." "Cops got him now." "Thanks." "Jimmy, take over for me, will you, please?" "I gotta go bail FowIer out again." "This guy's driving me crazy." "Think I couId do a couple of my arrangements?" "please, not tonight." "Just play the usual, huh?" "Come on, man." "There are only four people in the audience." "What's the difference?" "I don't care about that." "I'm only asking you to front for me." "Now, do you have to give me grief, too?" "AII right, all right." "Frannie, I'm gonna cancel the rest of the tour." "Again?" "What do you mean "again"?" "well, this is the fifth time that you've cancelled." "But this is the first time I meant it." "I really mean it now." "Then I was jiving' you." "I mean it, I'm gonna really pack it in." "Yeah, yeah." "Oh, come on, you remember, we used to go out and do 80, 85 one-nighters in a row." "Yeah." "AII those joints--they're not baIIrooms anymore, baby." "They're like parking lots, skating rinks." "The theaters, they're all bombed out." "I really did, I thought a Iot about it, thought about finally letting somebody else front the band, you know, take a piece of the action." "play there, not have to lift a finger." "But there's only one guy who can front this band." "I know--Jimmy, right?" "No, me, and if I go..." "the band goes." "It's game over." "You know it." "You sure you won't have a little taste?" " No, you have it." " Oh, beautiful." "I will." "Maybe Jimmy..." "would consider..." "You said he's good." "You think he's good." "He's not only good, baby, he's a bitch." "He blows a barrel full of tenor." "Oh, but he's some kind of pain in the ass." " I don't want to start this argument." " AII right, okay, all right." "But he's a top pain in the ass, and that's the truth." "A top pain in the ass." "You want to say it once more-- three times for luck?" "Three would groove me." "It's my favorite number." "Top pain in the ass." "well, maybe you're right, but he's good." "I'm sorry, Mr. DoyIe." "It's not quite what I had in mind." "Yeah, sorry, fellas." "He wants garbage." "I don't know." "Look, Mr. Horace, I know it's not Frankie Harte." "We can do that stuff too, man, but this is a different sound." "I think you should listen to it." "Just give us another chance." "This guy must be crazy." "I made a deal with Frankie Harte and his orchestra, not Jimmy DoyIe and his flying zacamaniacs." "But this is Frankie Harte and his orchestra, without Frankie Harte." "In fact, it's even better." "Frankie wouldn't give us the band if he didn't think it was gonna work out." "That's true." "You know how Frankie is." "What do you have to lose?" "Come on, give me a chance." "What do I have to lose?" "What does this look like to you, a peanut gallery here?" "Looks like a place that needs someone like me, that's what it looks like." "Give us half a chance." "Where's the girl singer you're supposed to have?" "Is she stunning?" "blonde?" "What?" "She's stunning, blonde, everything." "She walks, she talks, dances." "She'd better be good." "AII right, fellas, get on number 358." "Horace, have you gone crazy?" "You've already listened to the band." "You didn't like 'em." "Why do you want to listen to a singer?" "Of course I'm crazy." "How do you think I wound up in this business?" "hello, Mr. Morris." "Okay." "When the mellow moon begins to beam" "Every night, I dream a little dream" "And, of course, Prince Charming is the theme" "The he for me" "although I realize as well as you" "It is seldom that a dream comes true" "To me, it's clear" "That he'II appear" "Someday he'II come along" "The man I Iove" "And he'II be big and strong" "The man I Iove" "And when he comes my way" "I'II do my best to make him stay" "He'II look at me and smile" "I'II understand" "And in a little while" "He'II take my hand" "And though it seems absurd" "I know we both won't say a word" "Maybe I will meet him Sunday" "Maybe Monday" "Maybe not" "still I'm sure to meet him one day" "Maybe Tuesday will be my good-news day" "He'II build a little home" "Just meant for two" "From which I'II never roam" "Who would?" "would you?" "And so all else above" "I'm waiting for" "The man" "I" "Love" "Thank you, Francine Evans." ""But the real winner is singer Francine Evans," ""a spirited filly who sports musical paces as smooth as her form." "Miss Evans seems headed straight for the winner's circle."" "Jimmy, did you see this?" "Yeah, I saw it." "I saw that, yeah." "The guys are all excited." "Everybody's all buzzing around and everything, and paul had a good idea." "He said that we should take one of the quotes" "like the best quote about the--your band-- and put it outside." "Maybe even take something in Dowrbeat or Variety." "Very good idea." "Yeah, that's a good." "This is a good thing." "We might get another week out of this hotel with this." "Did you get ahold of that trumpet player?" "The trumpet player, did you get ahold of the...?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I called his wife." "He's in Virginia on some gig." "She'II give him the message when he calls." "If he's not gonna call, Iet's go with charlie Baxter." "Yeah, I Iike him." "Okay." "I don't know if he's gonna go for the money that we're gonna be able to pay him." "well, that's your problem." "You get him." "That's your department." "Okay." "I'II see you later." "Thank you, paul." "We've never made the papers like this before." "It's really wonderful." "Thank you." "It's really good." "It's great." "Here I go again" "I hear the trumpets blow again" "I'm all aglow again" "Taking a chance on love" "Here I slide again" "I know, I know, I know, I know." "hold it, fellas." "Jerry, you're not cuttin' it, man." "You are not cuttin' it." "If you" " What is the problem?" " If you'II just" "Excuse me." "You're not cuttin' it, man." "Do it as written, okay?" "How do you really want it to sound?" "The way it's written, and the way I explained it to you." "Come on." "I'II try." "No, don't try, do it!" "Don't try, do it, do it!" " You playin' by yourself?" " I don't think so." "'Cause I can put you in a room somewhere, you can play all by yourself." "You sound like you got hooks for hands." "Funny." "Funny, I know, but you're being funny, and you're costing us a Iot of time." "That's a little rough, wasn't it-- hooks for hands?" "You'd get much more out of him" " Are you the bandleader?" " No, I'm not." "Okay, you're not the bandleader, therefore don't tell me how to do it." " 90/% of all drummers are crazy." " I know that." "Look, Jimmy, we only got 1 5 more minutes in this room, then we gotta get out, I gotta do my hair," "I gotta press your shirt, we gotta call Tony, I gotta do my nails." "I got a Iot to do, so we should really go ahead... don't you think?" " Ready?" " Yeah." "1 , 2, 1-2-3-4." "Here I go again" "I hear trumpets blow again" "I'm all aglow again" "Taking a chance on love" "Here I slide..." "Where on earth are you going, Nicky?" "You're rushing that thing like we're at the racetrack or something." "Listen, I'm pickin' up the tempo from you." "Did you have a fight or something today?" " No, I didn't." " well, then, what's wrong?" "You're not pickin' up the tempo from anybody, man." "You're doing exactly what you're always doing." "Your wife is sIowin' it down." " What am I doing?" " Wait a minute." "Stay out of this." " What am I doing?" " Wait a minute!" " She is slowing it down?" " Yes." " I am not slowing it down" " I can handle it, I can handle it." "She's not slowing down anything, man." "We have been through this 50 million times." "You always do this, man." "You always give me a hard time." "Can't you read this and just do it right?" "Now I can't read, huh?" "You can't read if you can't do that." "Listen, I studied at brooklyn Conservatory ard the Staten island Conservatory of Music for three years!" "You did?" "well, it doesn't show, man!" "It does not show?" "well, maybe this'II show." "I'm packin' my axe and my hooks, and I'm cuttin' out!" "That shows." "Okay, I'm gonna show you something now." "I want to show you something." "See?" "Okay?" "Happy?" "Yeah, I'm happy." "Are you happy?" "Yeah, now I'm happy." "That's funny." "I'm happy, too." "Got it all out of my system." " feel better?" " Yeah, much better." "It's very good out, now." "Okay, get your drums ready." "Can we start all over here?" " I feel much better." " Good, good." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "Look." "I know we've all been working hard, and we've been working too hard, but like the man says, if we get this thing right, we'II blow the roof off this place, you know?" "So why don't we really try?" " You ready?" " Yeah." "Good." "I'm glad." "1 , 2-- 1-2-3-4." "Here I go again" "I hear the trumpets blow again" "AII agIow again" "Taking a chance on love" "Francine." "Come here." " What?" " Come here." "No, I want to hear this." "Don't ever do that again." "You do not kick off the band." "I kick off the band, you understand?" "Don't ever do it again." "Ever again." "Ever again." "Let's go." "From the tag." "1 , 2, 1-2-3-4." "Come on." "Taking a chance, taking a chance" "Taking a chance on love" " Like that?" " Yeah, it's good." "Oh, ah, gee, what are your charms for?" "What are my arms for?" "Use your imagination" "Just you" "Just me" "I'II tie a lovers' knot" "I'II tie a big, fat knot" "Round wonderful you" " Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." " Thank you." "Thank you, Francine Evans." "Thank you." " You okay, baby?" " Yeah." "Hand for Francine Evans, ladies and gentlemen." " You all right, baby?" " She's all right." "What's the matter?" " I feel terrific." " You sure?" "I'm not sick." "It's just that, uh..." "Oh, well, I guess now's as good a time as any." "I'm gonna have a baby." "You're gonna what?" " You're gonna..." " ...have a baby." "You're gonna have a baby." "Say that again." "And then I thought you'd be upset." "I'm upset, but I would have been less upset then." "Now I'm more upset, because now you walked out right in the middle." "I'm sorry." "Jimmy, honey... you mind if I lie down for a while?" "Yeah, sure." "Thank you." " You okay now?" " Yeah." "You know what I think?" "Do you want to know what I think?" "Yeah, tell me." "I think I should go back to New York." "Just stay in one place, you know, and wait it out." "Oh, man, I can't believe this." "I can't believe this." "Are you crazy?" "We're on a tour over here, and you want to tell me you're thinking about going home to New York?" "What are you talking about?" "What do you want to do, drop me off in knoxville?" "What we can do is very simple, baby." "We'II get a car--it's not gonna be a new car, if you don't mind." "Of course not." "It's gonna be an old car." "I'II make it nice and comfortable, and you and I will travel in it." "I'II understand if you can't make it." "You can leave the gig the way you did today whenever you want, but you just can't leave all of a sudden." "You just cannot leave now." " Okay?" " No." " No?" "Yes." " I want to go back to New York." "I want this baby to be okay." "I don't want to lose this baby in some strange town or on a bus somewhere." "The doctor said I couId lose this kid if I traveled, and I don't intend to do that." " I just said we're gonna ride in a car." " Do you want this baby?" " I just said we're gonna ride in a car." " Do you want this baby?" "Yeah, I want the baby." "Of course." "Do you wart this baby?" "well, what do you mean?" "You know what I mean." "Of course I want the baby." "Okay, then I'm going to New York." "You're gonna go to New York?" "Go to New York." "Jimmy, I'm sorry." "There's nothing to do." "You get pregnant, you get pregnant." "What can you do?" "That's it." "That's life." "I just want you to be happy." "I'm happy." "I just want you to be so happy so much." "I'm happy, baby." "Are you really?" "Yeah." "Oh, brother." "Got just the thing for you-- a saltine." "I can't keep anything down." "It settles the stomach." "Take it." "The Chicago reviews were great for you, so something big is liable to happen." "meanwhile, I've set you up for some very easy work, studio stuff-- demos, commercials, so you can pick up a couple of bucks." "Tony, I don't think we're gonna need any extra money." "The band's doing so well." "Jimmy said that we..." "Now, listen, with a kid coming, you can always use some extra money." "Right." "blue moon" "You saw me standing alone" "Without a dream in my heart" "Without a love of my own" "blue moon" "You knew just what I was there for" "You heard me saying a prayer for" "Someone I really could care for" "And then there suddenly appeared before me" "The only one my arms will ever hold" "I heard somebody whisper, "please adore me"" "And then I Iooked, the moon had turned to gold" "blue moon" "Now I'm no Ionger alone" "Without a dream in my heart" "Without a love of my own" "Okay. good. that's a take or Jo Stafford." "Now let's try Peggy Lee." "Wait a minute." "hold it, hold it." "hold it, everybody, wait just a second." "She's fantastic, a terrific girl." "Terrific singer and terrific girl." "And sweet as she sings, that's how sweet she is... offstage, you know?" "You're gonna make money with her." "I'm sure of it." "There goes the ballgame" "I lost, and how" "Came to bat at the beginning" "Thinking that my team was winning" "Now I'm at the final inning" "Score" "A big, fat nothing" "Some other players..." "Come on." "Come on out." "No, it's over, it's all over." "The band's finished, we're finished, everything's finished." "I just know it." "What'd you say?" "It's finished." "I want to die!" "You want to die?" "Come on out, baby, for chrissakes." "Come on." "I'm never gonna sing again." ""I'm never gonna sing..." CouIdn't sing now." "I said everything is gonna be all right." "You'II sing with paul wilson." "What are you talking about?" "Come on, now." "No, I'm never coming out." "I'm not coming out." "paul is waiting for you now." "You've gotta come out." "They're all there." "Come on, Iet's go." "I'm no bimbo, you know." "I can see the writing on the wall, Jimmy." "What writing can you see on the wall?" "Did I ever call you a bimbo?" "After all we've been through, is that what you're gonna say?" "How could you say that?" "I hope I can trust you on this." "You can trust me." "Yeah, I hope I'm not signing my Iife away." "well, you're just signing the band away." "That's enough." "Okay." "schedule's inside." " The bus schedule?" " Yeah." "Take care." " AII right, uh..." " Good luck." " Say hello home, huh?" " I will." " You keep in touch." " Okay." " See you in the apple." " Good trip." "Move--move over, honey." "We'II hit the 802 eventually." "Bring your racket the next time." "I'II bring it." "Bring your time, too." "Yeah, good luck." "See you at charlie's!" "Maybe another nail?" "Oh, ellen, we have seven nails in there already." "An even eight." "hold it." "hold your side a little bit over." "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" "It's pretty." "One of the nicest things in the world is waking up knowing somebody loves you." "You remember this, this old song I wrote?" "How can it be old if you wrote it for me, huh?" "well, it was old when I wrote it." "I'm working on the words, you know?" " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "See?" "I got the lyric here... part of it." " Want to see it?" " No, I see it." "Honey, it's gonna be a nice day." "What's the Theory of relativity, that light is curved?" "I don't know." "They say that only five people in the whole world, you know, know really what it's about." "well, the Japs understand, from what I know." "You want to talk about it?" "What do you mean?" "I mean about the band and how you feel and... how you are." "I don't know." "It just didn't work." "I got so worried, you know, when I didn't hear from you for three days." "I thought you were coming home, and you didn't." "well, I was..." "Didn't you get the telegram that I sent?" "No, I didn't get it." "Look, I didn't send a telegram." "I just really wanted to be alone for a while, by myself, that's all." "I wanted to figure some things out." "I stayed down South for a while, and that was it." "well, that's normal." "I understand that." "No, you don't understand that." "Don't tell me you do, 'cause you don't really understand it." "But I had to do it, baby." "well, I understand that I don't understand." "Okay, that's being better about it." "Hey, man!" "Jimmy!" "Hey, man!" "How you...?" "AII right." "How you been, man?" "Come on over and meet some friends of mine." "This is Booty and this is Washington." "Hey, Jimmy, I hear you play a mean tenor." "Yeah." "I heard about you, too." "Hi, there." "How you been, man?" "What you doing?" "Where you been, huh?" "I went on the road with Frankie Harte." "Went on the road with him for a while, then after that I took the band over myself." "I heard something about that." "Kinda slipped away or something, huh?" "No, it didn't slip away." "You heard that, though, huh?" "Yeah, you know, talk around here, you know..." "No, it didn't really slip away." "What happened was that, you know, uh..." "I was working with bad musicians." "I mean, you can't pitch new cats in Scranton or AIIentown, PA, right?" "You've got to come back to the apple." "But, you know, you see the same old faces, same old places." "I'm wondering if I should be back here, man." "The same thing." "Listen, man, if you get it together again, Jimmy," "I got this little thing going over at the harlem club, man." "Oh, yeah." "Some really good cats over there, man." "You've got to come over there." "I will, I'II come up." "I've heard a Iot about it." " There's only one problem, though." " What's that?" " They let white cats in?" " If you come around the back." "Hey, man!" "talk to it!" "talk to it!" "Okay, before you get excited, just let me explain what happened." "Remember that cat CeciI powell I used to always tell you about?" "Mm-hmm." "Yeah, all right." "Okay." "We'd better go to lunch." "I'II explain it to you then." "What's this?" "What am I getting into?" "What are you getting into?" "You're getting into a Buick." "A 1941 green Buick." "Just get in." "I'II explain it to you later." "Trumpet player O.D.'d." "Long story." "Just get in the car." "I'II explain it to you later." "Baby, if you don't get in the car, I have no way of talking to you." "I'm not gonna shout it in the street, so you ought to get in the car, and then I'II explain it to you." "You remember CeciI powell?" "You remember him?" "I met him at the Union, and I went up to harlem, this new club." "It was fantastic." "I had a great time, baby." "Why didn't you call me?" "Why should I call you?" "I'II be home in a little while, so there was no reason to call." "Jimmy..." "Hi, there." "Yeah, hi, there, how are you?" "Are you pulling out?" "Do I Iook like I'm pulling out?" "Uh...excuse me." "Yeah?" "Look, I don't mean to-- would you look at me, please?" "If I Iook at you, I'm gonna get upset." "Yo!" "Hey!" "Look at me!" "I can't believe this guy!" "I'm looking at you, man!" "I think you're being just a little bit unreasonable." "Oh, am I?" "Just a little bit." "Just a little bit inconsiderate." "I can't believe this guy!" " I'm being inconsiderate?" " Yeah!" "I'm being inconsiderate?" "Hey...!" "You know what I'm doing?" "I'm arguing with my wife!" "You want to come help me solve the problem?" "If you can help me solve the problem, you can have the space." "You can have the whole sidewalk, as far as I'm concerned." "You don't have to get nasty." "Just a minute, honey." "Let me handle this." "Get off my back, will ya, for crying out loud?" " I don't want to hear it!" " Look, lady, get out of here!" "Just beat it, will ya?" " Don't mess with her." " Get out of here!" "The same to you!" "The same to you!" "You're not gonna get this space if it means I have to die on the floor!" "You'II never get this space, you son of a...!" " Creep!" " What you're making me do!" "Creep!" "That's it, keep moving!" "I hope you never get a space!" "I hope you drive around the block 50,000 times!" " They're dumb." " Come on, Iet's go have lunch." "I'm not hungry." "Aw, honey, come on, you're pregnant now." "Let's forget about all this other stuff and just go have something to eat." "That's right, I am pregnant, Jimmy." "In fact, I'm six months pregnant, so you're just gonna have to pay a little more attention to me right now." "It's like, Jimmy, you opened the door for me." "You didn't even wait to see if I got in all right, and I have trouble getting around now." "I do." "I understand you're pregnant." "What do you think I am, a dummy?" "I just lost a band, for crying out loud." "If it had clicked, I'd still be with the band right now, right?" "When you wanted to come back to New York to have the baby, did I stop you?" "No, I didn't stop you, right?" "So you can't stop me." "And another thing I'm gonna tell you, I don't like you doing that stuff up there." "What stuff?" "The demo stuff." "You're too good for that." "They should be doing that for you, baby." "That's all I'm going to say about it." "So that means from now on you'II be up there nights, right?" "You'II be there almost every night, right?" "So..." "You know, the other guys are married, too, you know, and they have those things." "I know." "well, I'II take the day shift and you take the night shift." "Honey, you're making it very hard on me, baby." "You want me to take this, and I'm gonna throw it against the wall." "I'm gonna smash it into a million pieces." "That what you want me to do?" "Because that's what you're telling me to do." "This is the most important thing to me besides you, you understand?" "And if I can't do this, then I'm not good for you, and I'm not good for anybody, baby." "You understand?" "paul wilson called up, and he said he had, uh..." "He's opening tomorrow night at the Up club." "Yeah, I know." "So he wanted us to come." "I said, you know, probably we will." " Oh, I'd love to." " would you?" "Yeah." "Spend some time together." "It'd be good." " See the fellas." " Yeah." "You know how depressed ellen's been lately?" "I thought maybe we could introduce her to Artie Kirks." "Artie Kirks?" "Yeah, the record producer I told you about." "Now, look, maybe if..." "That's another thing, if you want to go by yourself, possibly you and ellen, because of business reasons, that's okay, I don't object to that, and I couId meet you later, that's all." "I didn't mean it like that." "I'm sorry." "Is it okay?" "Yeah, it's okay." "Right." "Oh!" "Wait till I show you what I got!" "Look at this." "Don't worry about it." "Oh, honey." "You were looking at the words to the tune, huh?" "Yeah, I was." "And that's what you're gonna call it, New York?" "New York." "Yeah, that's what I said, New York." "That's what you're gonna call it?" "I thought since we met in New York, we live in New York..." ""My vagabond..." "Shoes." ""...shoes are longing to stray and step around the heart...of it."" "New York, New York." "It's, uh, "top of the heap," too." "And this is the final version?" "well, not necessarily." "I want to fix up some parts." "It's very good, honey." "Okay, I'II see you later." "AII right." " Have a nice night." " Thank you, baby, you too." "See you later." "I can change "top of the heap."" "Bernice Conrad and the paul wilson Orchestra." "Oh, man." "What am I doing here?" "Oh, come on, honey, we promised." "You know." "I can't do it." "I can't do it, baby, I just..." "well, we'II just stay for one set, all right?" "AII right?" " AII right, I'II park the car." " Okay." "Yeah, I'II park the car." "I'II tell you, I'II park it." "Do nothing till you hear from me" "Pay no attention to what's said" " ellen!" " Francine!" "Oh, you're looking worderful!" " darling!" " hello, Artie, how are you?" "How's my girl?" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Jim will be here in a minute." "He's parking the car." "If you should take the word of others you've heard" "well, I haven't a chance" "True, I've been seen" "With someone new" "But does that mean that I'm untrue?" "When we're apart" "The words in my heart" "reveal how I feel about you" "Some kiss may cloud my memory..." " Try it again, darling." " It's hard." " Two out of three." " Okay, okay." " You missed again." " You didn't wait." "well, I'II give you one more try." "You ready?" "Oh, you've got it." "I'II give you my personal check." " Okay." " But don't try to cash it." "Yes, sir?" "Yeah, I was just parking the car." "doyle." "Oh, yes, Mr. DoyIe, your lady friend's right over there." "please follow me." "That's not my lady friend, that's my wife." "Pardon." "That's all right." "Don't let it happen again." "only kidding." "hello, hello." "Jimmy, this is Mr. Kirks, from Decca Records, and Mr. Kirks, this is my husband Jimmy." "Sorry I'm late." " Better late than never." " Yeah, well, I'm sorry I'm late." "It's hard parking a car in New York at this time of night." "How are you?" "I'm doing just fine, Jimmy, how are you?" "I'm doing well." "How's Eddie?" "Eddie who?" "Eddie who?" "I knew that was coming." "Looks like Eddie's out the window." "Di Muzio." "Waiter, dear." "Jimmy." "That voice always gets 'em, too-- you know, when I said, "Waiter, dear," with the heavy voice, and the reason I call 'em "dear," otherwise they spit in your drink." "You say "dear," they're nice to you." "You get it?" "Any time you go into a joint, you know what I mean?" "You call 'em "dear."" "Here's the waiter." "Waiter, would you give this gentleman a sloe gin fizz, and step on it." "I don't want a sloe gin fizz." "I don't even know what a sloe gin fizz is." "He doesn't want a sloe gin fizz." "What do you want?" "I want you to be comfortable." " You know what I would Iike?" " What would you Iike?" "I would Iike a big glass of milk with about twelve shots of Scotch in it." "well, why don't you just get a fifth?" " She said it." " You got it." "Fifth of Scotch, a little ice." "A bucket of ice." "tell you what you do, waiter." "No, look at me." " You got the order?" " Yes, sir." " Okay, that's a quart of miIk" " No milk, no milk." " milk isn't necessary, no." " No milk." "AII right, milk isn't necessary." "And give this lady a pink squirrel." "You got it?" " Repeat it." " Let's see." "That's a sloe gin fizz..." " No, forget the sloe gin fizz." " No, I'II have that." "She'II have the sloe gin fizz." "SIoe gin fizz is on again." " That is a sloe gin fizz..." " You're smart." "Come on." " That's a sloe gin fizz." " A sIoe gin fizz." " A quart of milk." " No, I said forget the milk." " SIoe gin fizz, a quart of Scotch." " A quart of Scotch." "A fifth of Scotch, and a bucket of ice, right." " And you, sir?" " No, zip for me." " Thank you." " Yes, sir." "Hey, Jimmy, for a minute can I grab your ears?" "Listen, I've heard a Iot of nice things about you." "Your wife tells me when you had the band, you used to blow the roof off." "Look, man, can I tell you something?" " I'II be straight with you." " I want you to be." "I don't want to be here, I don't want to listen to this music," "I don't like this joint, and I don't give a damn, man, for any of that stuff." "Let's go." "Come on." "hold it, Jimmy, for a second." "If nothing else, we can get a tan here." "Come on, Iet's go." "The whole place stinks." "Let's go." "You're hurting me." "well, I'm sorry if I'm hurting you." "If you came with me, I wouldn't have to hurt you." "Let's go." "You gotta relax, man." " Come on." " No." "No." " I don't want to go." " You want to stay?" "Somebody will take me home." "I can get a ride home." "So love me tonight" "Tomorrow was made for some" "What's the matter with him?" "Tomorrow may never come" "For all we know" "Forget about it, darling." "A few hours from now, it's forgotten about." "You'II be home, and it's over with." "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "We're going to take a short intermission here, and the band will be back." "Thank you." "Everything all right?" "Yeah." "So, uh, Jimmy finally got here, huh?" "Hi, Jimmy." "Hey, paul, how ya doin'?" "Give me your hand." "Come on, reach out, reach out, reach out." "Come on, Jimmy." "You all right?" "Can I tell you something very privately?" "Yeah." "Do you mind if I touch you Iike that?" "I'm jealous." "I think you're so good that I can't even top you." "well, I'm really flattered." "well, you should be flattered." "definitely be flattered." "A great compliment for a great musician." "From a great person." "Everybody feels you're great." "Even your wife." "Even your wife, man." "Uh, ladies and gentlemen, the band is back now." "We're gonna start out with a...um..." "We're gonna start out with a medley of special requests." "You was a one-night stand." " Hey!" "Break 'em up!" " Let's go, Iet's go." "You understand?" "Wife is out!" "Wife is out." "Wife is out." "Lay her at peace." "Have a good night." "Listen, man, I just want to say one thing to my wife over there." " My wife is over there." " I realize that." "That's my wife over there." "Don't make me use force on you, please." " Force?" " Yes." "Hey, man, how you...?" "Take your hands off me, man." "Get up!" "help me with this guy!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way, pal!" "Okay." "It's okay." "Everything's all right." "Just relax." "Don't you guys know how to talk?" "Just relax." "It's all right." "You take it up the block." "Yeah..." "Honey, I told you, everything's fine." "The baby's normal." "I think I gained too much weight, though." "Aw, Jimmy." "Thank you!" " Ow!" "Are you all right, honey?" " Yeah, I'm all right." "Oh, Jimmy!" "They're beautiful." "I'm sorry you slammed your hand in the door." "That's all right." "It's okay." "It's just part of me, you know." "I'm really sorry about last night." "I don't know." "I was trying to figure it out." "I..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "A one..." " Jimmy?" " Yeah?" " CeciI." " CeciI who?" " Come on, man." " CeciI B. DeMiIIe." "I got your lady out here, man." "This is serious." " We got your sister in here, man." " Come on, man." "She's got two cats with her, man." "Can't you see we're having a conference in here?" "Hey, man, your old lady's out here with two cats." " My old lady?" " Right outside here." "I'II be right back." "Hey, come on in." " A record deal or something?" " Yeah." "I wanted you to meet 'em before I did anything." "Yeah, sure, all right." "Okay." "Now, why'd you bring 'em here?" "Like I told you, I couldn't reach you on the phone." "He's got to leave tomorrow." "Oh." "well, I" " Have a seat." " Thanks." "You on a break?" "No, not really, but I got a few minutes." " Maybe we can talk, then." " Have a seat." "Uh, Jimmy, you remember Artie Kirks, Decca Records." "Decca Records." "I know the label very well." "He wants to sign her." "What?" "He wants to sign her." "To where?" " On a label." " To a record contract." "Oh, yeah?" "Oh, that's great." "That's great, great, great." " You think so?" " Sure, sure, sure." "It's great." "well, one of the reasons I wanted us all to meet tonight" " was I couId ask if you approved of..." " Excuse me, darling." "Listen, if there's any problems, that's what I'm here for." "I want to solve them." "There's no problem we can't work out." "Everything's fine." "Then everything's fine." "No, everything isn't quite fine." "I would Iike to know what we're all talking about." " You mean the deal?" " Yeah, exactly." "It's logical." "As a matter of fact, when I heard her, I said, "That's it." "absolutely sensational." "This is it." "Fantastic." "A smash."" "And I'm telling you, from my mouth, this is it." "And this isn't just for one shot." "There's a couple of things I'm not really comfortable with, and one is the traveling." " The promotional tour..." " Is that a problem?" "I don't know if I want to travel." "You gotta travel?" "What about the baby and all that?" "Yeah, exactly." "There's nothing we can't handle." "There's no problem that can come up that we can't solve." "Let's hear what they have to say." "Sure, but I'm just emphasizing your statement, okay, Iike putting an exclamation mark." "Very good, very good, Tony." "Go ahead, darling." " What about the kid?" " Oh, the baby." "Listen, you're gonna get first class." "Number one, I'm gonna get you the best nurse." "I'II get you a car." "I'II treat the kid like it's my own kid." "AII you've got to do is sing." "Everything'II be in the contract." "They'II pay for everything." "I'm just emphasizing what you just said." "I know." "You emphasized twice already." "They know." "Is it all right with you?" "Sure." "I mean, it sounds great." "Can't argue with it." "Sounds good." " It's up to her." " Then everything's all right?" "Everything's all right." "Everything all right with you?" "Yeah, but I thought you'd have" "Then everything all right?" "It's all right with me if it's all right with you, if it's all right with him." "It's great with you, now is it great with them?" "This is great with you and great with you?" "Do you have any other suggestions?" "No, I have no suggestions, baby." "That's it." "Excuse me, I just gotta do something." "I think the set's gonna start soon." " I'II be back in a second." " Jimmy?" "Yeah." "Before you go, have you got a cigarette on you?" "A cigarette?" "Gee, man, I just smoked my last one." "I'm sorry." "It's a thing I do for luck." "Oh, yeah?" "Get the waiter." "He'II give you a whole pack." "Put it on my tab." "We'II celebrate." "You know, the contract." " Have a cigar." " No, it's not the same." "Jimmy." "Whoa, excuse me." "Listen, Jimmy, I just think that she's the best." "She's gonna make it with me or without me." "I'd rather it be with me." "I'II consult everything." "Come up to the office." "feel free." "My door is always open." "Is that okay with you?" "We got a deal?" " You feel comfortable about it?" " Oh, yeah, sure." "definitely." "Don't forget it, now, Jimmy." "family night?" "Come here." "Every honeybee" "fills with jealousy" "When they see you out with me" "I don't blame them, goodness knows" "HoneysuckIe rose" "Ooh, when you're passing by" "flowers droop and sigh" "And I know the reason why" "You're much sweeter, goodness knows" "HoneysuckIe rose" "Don't buy sugar" "You just have to touch my cup" "You're my sugar" "It's sweet" "When you stir it up" "When I'm taking sips" "From your tasty lips" "Seems the honey fairly drips" "You're confection, goodness knows" "HoneysuckIe rose" "Yeah, uh, this looks better." "This looks thick, sweet, you know?" "probably." "Got any other colors?" "well, we've got one with a whole lot of colors." " I'II try that." " Okay." "I don't buy sugar" "You just have to touch my cup" "You're my sugar" "It's sweet when you stir it up" "When I'm drinking sips from your tasty lips" "Seems the honey fairly drips" "You're confection, goodness knows" "HoneysuckIe rose" "Thank you." "Yeah." "What the hell are you doing?" "What the hell are you doing?" " I was celebrating." " You almost killed us." "What was that all about?" " I was just celebrating." " You're celebrating?" "Look at you!" "You look disgusting!" "What do you want me to do about it, Jimmy?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Did I tell you to have that baby?" "Did I tell you to have that-- that goddamn baby?" "No, I didn't tell you." "You had it." "Now, you have it, now, keep it!" "That's it, go ahead, keep hitting me." "That's right." "Go ahead, hit me." "That's right." "You had it!" " Now you're crying when it gets tough?" " Oh, be quiet!" "When it gets tough, you cry?" "Forget it." "I'm not going through this anymore." "You said it." "You want that." " It's not what I want, it's the way it is." " It is too what you want!" "It is not what I want!" "I'm scared!" "You're scared?" "You're scared?" "What about me, for chrissakes?" "What are you scared about?" "You got everything, man!" "I'm the one that's scared." "Not you, me." "I'm scared." "'Cause you got it easy." "I got nothing." "It's always you, isn't it?" "You're damn right it's always me, the way it's you, they way you had the kid when we shouldn't have had a kid." "Going back to New York." "What are you crying for?" "Cry!" "You...cry!" " I do care about you." " You do not!" " I do care about you." " You do not!" "You want to know what you care about?" " I care about you." " You care about your clubs..." " I care about you." " and your friends..." " I care about you." " ...and your music!" "You're damn right, because that's something special to me!" "That's what the problem is, I don't care." "No, I do care!" "That's not the problem!" "I do care!" "I do care!" " You do not care!" " I do care!" " You don't care!" " Crazy!" "You're driving me crazy!" "AII you care about is you!" "You're driving me crazy!" "Let me get at you!" "Let me get you!" "You want to hit me?" "I'II hit you." " I'II kill you!" " Don't you ever hit me!" "Don't you ever hit me!" "I don't care!" "Now I'II get you!" "Where the...?" "Damn!" "No!" "Jimmy!" "Jimmy!" " Jimmy!" " What?" "Jimmy!" "The baby!" " What's the matter?" " The baby, Jimmy!" " The baby!" " AII right, take it easy!" "Oh, Jimmy, I'm scared, I'm scared!" "hold me!" "AII right." "I'II get us to a hospital." "Just lie down, take it easy." " Oh, my God!" " Take it easy, all right." "Oh, please!" "Where the hell's a cop?" "When you're looking for one, you never find one." "Oh, God!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no, no, no, no!" "Don't worry, honey, you'II be all right." "Just take it easy." "Don't get excited." "How you doing?" "Is everything all right?" "Yeah." "Good." "Did you see him?" "Who?" " The baby." " Oh, the baby." "It's a him?" "Yeah." "I named him Jimmy." "You named him Jimmy?" "What do you mean, you named him Jimmy?" "This is official?" "You named him Jimmy?" "Yeah." "There's one thing I want to tell you that you're wrong for doing." "You should have let me decide on what the name was with you instead of just giving the kid a name right away." "I mean, I am the father, and if I am the father, no matter what the situation, you should at Ieast let me do that." "That's the least thing you could let me do." "And maybe I don't want to see the kid for that reason." "What, do you think you're gonna make me feel guilty about it?" "Give that name to that kid running around." "After everything that's happened with us, you had to give the kid the name Jimmy." "No way." "I don't want to see the kid, because if I see the kid, I'm gonna break up." "I don't want to see something I-- What good is it to see the kid?" "I wish this lady wasn't..." "How could I see the kid?" "What am I gonna say to it?" ""Hi, I'm your father." "I'm going away"?" "What are you gonna say to him?" "I can't say anything." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "I know." "Jimmy..." "I don't want to use my handkerchief." "It's the only one that I have, that's why." "There's no way that it's gonna..." "I Iove you." "But it's not..." "AII right, I'm just gonna go." "I'II see you later." "Jimmy." "Jimmy." "I don't know what else to say." " Good-bye." " Good-bye, baby." " Good-bye." " I'm sorry." "I Iove you." " Good-bye." " Good-bye." "That's not possible." "Mr. DoyIe, I can take you over to see your baby now, if you'd Iike." "Thank you." "I think I'II see him a little later." "Thank you." "...Arourd ard rourd ard arourd" "Ard rourd ard rourd" "The world goes rourd ard rourd ard rourd" "Ard rourd..." "Oh. h'm sorry." "Car h do it agair ?" "h'm sorry." "Okay. here we go." "Stard by. take 1 8." "Sometimes you're happy" "And sometimes you're sad" "But the world goes round" "Sometimes you lose" "Every nickel you've had" "But the world goes round" "Sometimes your dreams get broken in pieces" "But that doesn't alter a thing" "Take it from me" "There's still gonna be" "A summer, a winter, a fall, and a spring" "And sometimes a friend" "Starts treating' you bad" "But the world goes round" "And sometimes your heart breaks" "With a deafening sound" "Somebody loses, somebody wins" "One day it's kicks" "Then it's kicks in the shins" "But the planet spins" "And the world goes round" "But the world goes round" "But the world goes round" "Sometimes your dreams get broken in pieces" "But that doesn't matter at all" "Take it from me, there's still gonna be" "A summer, a winter, a spring" "And a fall" "And sometimes a friend starts treating you bad" "But the world goes round" "And sometimes your heart breaks" "With a deafening sound" "Somebody loses, and somebody wins" "Then one day it's kicks" "Then it's kicks in the shins" "But the planet spins" "And the world goes around" "And round and around" "And round and round" "The world goes around" "And round and round" "And round" " How do I Iook?" " Perfect, Mom." "Just a minute." "Screw the photograph." "She's very, very nervous." "Happy endings, all around me" "Happy endings, all I see are" "Happy endings on a silver screen" "That's hollywood" "lovely lady, gallant fellow" "Meet one evening, hear that cello" "troubles come between" "But in that final scene" "Count on a happy ending" "By a river" "Happy ending, on a mountain" "Happy ending, in a Broadway show" "But, oh" "The life I lead is less dramatic" "Not remotely cinematic" "Happy endings, far as I can see" "Are only for the stars" "Not in the stars for me" "Pardon me, miss, I've a problem" "And I wonder, would you help me?" "Lost my glove, and I couId use your light" "Right." "I was leaving, it's so silly" "But I guess I must have dropped it" "AII at once, it seemed to disappear" "Here." "Gee, I'm grateful, and I'd Iike to" "Show you my appreciation" "Maybe take you out to dinner" "When do you get off?" "I can wait" " No, I couldn't possibly." " I can wait" " I don't do that" " I can wait" "I can wait" "Eight." "Hey, Peggy, you gonna sing tonight?" "Hey, Peggy, you gonna sing tonight?" "You sing here?" "Sometimes, after work." "relieves the stress." " You've got stress?" " Yes, I guess." "Hey, Peggy, you gonna sing tonight?" "When Mr. Right comes along" "Every melody that sounded so wrong" "will be blended in a beautiful song" "When Mr. Right" "Wow, she's wonderful!" "Comes along" "You're terrific, just amazing" "What a talent, it's astounding" "You should be starred in a Broadway show" "Yes, I know." "But I got tired, tired of waiting" "Tired of hacking those auditions" "Tired of starving, so I figured" "What's the use?" "By the way..." "What do you do?" "You won't believe it" "Try me" "I produce" "I am feeling" "Aces high" "And it's because of you that I" "Am feeling aces high" "We're a king and a queen in the heavens" "No longer at sixes and sevens" "But ace..." "Now that she's found that she's finally his ...ces" "She looks the happy-hap-happiest lady there is" "Aces high" "Now it's happened, now you've made it" "By tomorrow, you'II be famous" "Famous." "You'II discover all New York is at your feet" "My feet." "You'II have a brilliant career" "Pink champagne" "Instead of pretzels and beer" "And you'II be with me" "Everywhere I appear" "No." "No?" "No." "I've done everything for you I couId possibly do." "You don't need me anymore." "And if I stayed, why I'd be "Mr. Peggy Smith," I fear." " I couldn't bear that." " But..." "Good-bye" "My dear" "donald!" "donald!" "donald!" "Our guest of honor tonight is Broadway's dearest and most luminous light." "In her own time, a legend, a myth." "Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Peggy Smith." "What a night, I won't forget." "I'm just a former usherette." "And who'd have dreamed that someday this would all come true?" "would you?" "But...there's a man, one certain man, who helped me when it all began, and he is the one you really owe this honor to." "But he's not here." "Peggy" "I wish he were." "Peggy" "I can't believe it!" "Peggy, Peggy" "Peggy" "Now my Iife is like" "A beautiful song" "My Mr. Right" "...are only for the stars" "Not in the stars" "For me" "Pardon me, miss" "I've a problem" "And I wonder, would you help me?" "Lost my glove" "And I couId use your light" "Right." "Yeah." "I guess you're a big Broadway producer, huh?" "As a matter of fact, I am." "How did you know that?" "girls!" "girls!" "girls!" "Happy endings" "AII around me" "Happy endings" "AII I see are" "Happy endings on a silver screen" "Hooray, hurrah, hooray, hurrah, rah!" "HaIIeIujah" "lovely lady" "GaIIant fellow" "Meet one evening" "Hear that cello" "troubles come between" "But in that final scene" "Count on a..." "Happy ending" "By a river" "Happy ending" "On a mountain" "Happy ending" "In a Broadway show" "Happy endings" "Far as I can see" "Are not reserved for stars" "No, no, no, no, no" "They're in" "The" "Stars" "For" "Me" "Happy erdirgs" "All arourd me" "Happy erdirgs" "All h see are" "Happy erdirgs" "ht's stardirg room orly wher screer star Frarcire Evars returrs to the city where her spectacular career begar." "After a six-year abserce." "the fabulous Frarcie is firally home." "ard New York goes rourd ard rourd." "Good morning, New York." "twelve midnight, and time for the Midnight Bird to be with you from now until 5 a.m." "For those of you who are wondering about my new theme song, and I think you are, because a Iot of people have been calling in night after night asking, "What is that record?"" "well, it's by Jimmy DoyIe." "It's the theme from New York." "New York." "the Jimmy DoyIe Sextet." "I'II play it as my theme song from now, who knows till when?" "That's the Jimmy DoyIe Sextet a little bit later on in the show, the entire theme from New York." "New York." "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you." "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you, thank you." "And now, I'm proud to introduce an old buddy of mine." "We go back a Iong, long time-- so long that I'm a little embarrassed to tell you-- and he's here with us tonight." "Mr. CeciI powell." "A big hand, folks, a big hand." " How are you two lovely ladies doing?" " You were great." " Oh, thank you very much." " Terrific." "We loved it." " Just for that, I'II get you a drink." " Thank you." "Give 'em ginger ale." "Anything they want." "I'm only kidding." "Wanna okay that guy's credit?" "The one sitting at the bar?" "No, forget it, man." "I might as well use that for wallpaper." " Just like I figured." " Okay." "Can you excuse me for one second?" "I just want to make a phone call." "Be right with you." "Yeah, hello, honey, listen." "I want you to make a reservation for me for tomorrow night, the starlight Terrace, Francine Evans." "No, starlight Terrace." "Francine Evans." "No, not two." "One." "Somebody loses" "And somebody wins" "And one day it's kicks" "Then it's kicks in the shins" "But the planet spins" "And the world goes around" "And round and around" "And round and round" "The world goes around" "And round and round" "And round" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "More!" "More!" "For you!" "Oh, you're so wonderful!" "Thank you so much!" "Thank you for coming here." "I'd Iike to sing a song now." "It was written by a friend of mine... who is a great believer in major chords." "Start spreadin' the news" "I'm leavin' today" "I wanna be a part of it" "New York, New York" "These vagabond shoes" "Are Iongin' to stray" "And step around the heart of it" "New York, New York" "I wanna wake up" "In the city that doesn't sleep" "To find I'm king of the hill" "Top of the heap" "My IittIe-town blues" "Are meItin' away" "I'II make a brand-new start of it" "In old New York" "If I can make it there" "I'd make it anywhere" "It's up to you" "New York, New York" "New York, New York" "I wanna wake up" "In the city that doesn't sleep" "To find I'm king of the hill" "Head of the list" "Cream of the crop" "At the top of the heap" "My" "LittIe-town" "blues" "Are" "melting away" "I'II make a brand-new start of it" "In old New York" "If I can make it there" "I'd make it anywhere" "Come on" "Come through" "New" "York" "New" "York" "I've also made an appointment for Jimmy for the inoculation." "Jimmy!" "You got here!" " You're looking very good." " Thank you." "Tina?" " What did I do?" " I was going to kiss you." " This is Jan and Tina." " Nice to meet you." "Wait." "Come over here." "well, I... guess you're having a little party here or something like that, huh?" "I didn't count on it." "This is supposed to be my private room." "The tune." " Yeah, it works well." " It works." "It works." "It's another way of doing it, but it works well." "I know you didn't write "Da da da-da-Ia da da da," but that works." "I saw Sappy Erdirgs the other night." "Happy Erdirgs." "Yeah." "Happy Erdirgs." " You like it?" " Yeah, I Ioved it." "You've seen one, you've seen them all, huh?" "Yeah, pretty good." "Success hasn't changed you, though, huh?" "I'm only kidding, you know?" "I'm serious, you know..." "I'm very proud of you in a way." "In a way, I'm proud of you." "well, I'm gonna go." "Are you gonna say good-bye to the kid on your way out?" "Did he get the drums that I sent him?" "Oh, did he get the drums." "They drive me crazy!" "Oh, they do?" "That means he plays them well." "He plays 'em real good." "He's got a Iot of talent." "He gets it from his father." "You weren't going to say mother?" "Oh, yeah, I was." "I just didn't make it in time." "Francine, we could start all over again now." "well, I guess I'd better go." "So long." "Which way do I get out of here?" "Right through there." "I'II see you." "Are you ready to go, darling?" "We've got the table." "Hey, how you doin'?" "How are you?" "Aren't you going to give your father a kiss?" "Who bought you these clothes anyway?" "Mom." "They look terrible." "I'm only wearing them because it's a big party." "Who do you think you look like, me or your mother?" " You." " Me?" "I try not to look like girls." "Hey!" "Good-bye." " Take care of yourself, okay?" " I will." "Bye." "What?" "hello?" "Hello. it's me." "Look." "h dor't wart to beat arourd the bush." "h'll go straight to the poirt." "You wart to have Chirese food with me?" "h couldr't talk with those people there." 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"Passengers arriving on Philippine Airlines Flight 118 welcome to Manila International Airport." "Those passengers..." "Hey." " Hey, kid." "Are you Zack?" " Yes, sir." "I'm Byron." "Nice to meet you." " Come on." "Let's get your bags." "Okay?" " Yes, sir." "Take your jacket off, kid." "It's hot as hell here." "This is the P.I. It's what we call the Philippine Islands." "Zack, I'm sorry about what happened to your mom." "It must've been rough." "I would have called you a lot sooner, but I was out at sea." "But I've been calling you for four months." "That's what I'm trying to tell you." "I was out at sea for four months." "All right, kid." "These are your mama-sans, Tiki and Maria." "Hello, Byron." "Come here." "I want you to meet somebody." "This is my son, Zack." "Tiki, say hello." "Zack, Tiki and Maria." " Hi, Zack." " Hi, Zack." "I'm out at sea three weeks out of every month." "When I'm in port, I don't have time for daddy stuff." "That's not who I am." " That's okay, sir." " Kid, you don't understand." "I'm too old for this." "I don't care what the Navy says." "This is no place to bring up a kid." "I told you on the telephone." " You're better off in that state school in Virginia." " I'm never going back!" "They treat me like shit." "Maybe that's not for you to say!" "Goddamn it, don't look at me that way!" "What happened to your mother had nothing to do with me!" "It did." "You said you were going to come back!" "Is that what she said?" "That's a female lie." "That's bullshit!" "That's a lie!" "I found your letters." "I read them after she did it." "You said you were gonna come back." "You said you loved her." "And she believed you." "You're a liar." "Motherfucker." " Handsome." " Grow up, boy." "I'll wait for you." "You want to go to school?" "I'll teach you nice." "Woo!" "Woo!" "Woo!" "Chicken feet, monkey meat." "Come on, you buy." "Buy!" "Monkey meat." "Hey, sailor." "What ship are you from?" "Hey, what are you doing?" " Big spender." "Give us your money!" " I don't have any money." " Bullshit, get it out!" " No!" "Leave me alone!" "Agh!" " Leave me alone." "Oh." " Ha-ha-ha!" "Holy shit!" " Watch it." "I gotta heave." " Jesus Christ." "Give me a towel." "Pretty fucking wild." "Holy shit." "Not as wild as that night we banged three stewardesses in Manila." "Bet you didn't get it on like that in that jerk-water college you graduated from." "How long are you going to hang around Seattle?" "Get ready, man." "This one is gonna blow you away." "Nothing you do is ever going to surprise me." "Ha-ha-ha." " Tell me." " I joined the Navy." " You joined the Navy?" " That's right." "I joined the Navy." "I'm on my way over to Port Rainier now, this officer's training school over there." " What for?" " Jets." "I want to fly jets." "This place is only a couple of hours from here." "Maybe you want to come visit." "All right?" "Who put that idea in your head?" " Nobody." "It just come to me." " Ha-ha-ha." "Heh, what's so funny?" "Ha, ha." "You, man." "It's like saying you're going to run for fucking president." "For Christ's sake, look at yourself." "Officers don't have tattoos." " Look, I'll see you, man." "All right?" " Hey." " Zack, don't be pissed off." " I'm not pissed off." "Yeah, you are pissed off." "Come on." "I'm on your side." "I don't want to see you do something you're going to regret." "You gotta give six years to the Navy if you want to fly." "Six fucking years with the most uptight assholes God put on this earth." "Officers, man, they're not like you and me." "They're a different breed." "You know what this sounds like?" "Sounds like you're afraid you might have to salute me some day, chief." " Bullshit." "Why would I be afraid of that?" " I don't know." "It sounds that way." "You want some fatherly bullshit, a pat on the back." "From you?" "No." "Heh." "Thanks for my graduation present." "See you around." "Zack, don't go away mad." "Hey, babe." "Zack, come on." "Zack!" "Fall in!" "I said, fall in, you slimy worms!" "Put your toes on the edge of that chalk line!" "I said, put your toes on the edge of this chalk line, you slimy worms!" "Attention!" "I don't believe what I'm seeing." "Where have you been all your lives, at an orgy?" "Listening to Mick Jagger music and bad-mouthing your country, I bet." "Stop eyeballing me." "You're not worthy of looking your superiors in the eye." " Use peripheral vision." "Understand?" " Yes, sir." "Every time I say "understand," I want the whole group to say, "Yes, sir."" " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "I know why most of you are here." "I'm not stupid." "Before you get to sell what we teach you over at United Airlines you've got to give the Navy six years of your lives, sweet pea." "Lots of things can happen in six years." "Another war can come up in six years." "If you're too peaceful a person to dump napalm on an enemy village where there might be women and children I'm going to find that out." " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "Hi, son." "How are you doing, sarge?" "What did you call me?" " Pardon?" " What did you call me, boy?" " I called you "sarge."" " Before that." " I didn't call you anything." " You said, "How are you?"" "I am not a ewe, boy." "A ewe is a female sheep." " Is that what you think I am, boy?" " No." " No, sir!" " No, sir." " Louder, sweet pea." " No, sir!" "You want to fuck me up the ass?" "Is that why you called me a ewe, boy?" " Are you a queer?" " Hell no, sir." " Where are you from?" " Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, sir." "Ah!" "Only two things come out of Oklahoma." "Steers and queers." "Which one are you, boy?" "I don't see no horns, so you must be a queer." " No, sir." " Stop whispering." " You're giving me a hard-on." " No, sir!" " Were you laughing at me, dick brain?" " No, sir!" "Better stop eyeballing me, boy." "I'll rip your eyeballs out of the sockets and skull fuck you to death." " Yes, sir!" " What's your name, boy?" "Mayo." "Zack Mayo, sir." "How did you slip into this program?" "I didn't know the Navy was so hard up." "You got an injury there, Mayo?" "Not exactly, sir." "Hey." "This is really wonderful work." "Where did you get this, Mayo?" " Subic Base, Philippines, sir." " Ah." "Thought I recognized the work." "Be proud of them wings." "They're the only ones you're gonna leave here with Mayonnaise." " What's your name, boy?" " Emiliano Santos Della Serra, sir." "Mm-hm." "You don't say." "Are you a college boy, Della Serra?" "Yes, sir." "Math major, sir." "Graduated from Texas Tech with honors, sir." "I see." "Do you see this cane, Della Serra?" "See the notches near the handle?" "There's a notch for every college puke, like you who I got to D.O. R, that's drop on request, from this program." "And the first one I'm going to carve out of this class is you, Emiliano." "I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished." "I will use every means necessary, fair and unfair, to trip you up." "To expose your weaknesses as a potential aviator and human being." " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "The prize at the other end is a flight education worth $1 million." "But first you've got to get past me." "Hey, Paula!" "It's 5:00!" "Where's the goddamn whistle?" "Three." "Oh, shit." "Whoo!" "Come on, Paula." "Let's go." "Turn that thing off." "Next." "Oh, shit." "Now, this is my idea of an ass bandit." "Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head." "Heh, scrotum head." "You think that's funny, Worley?" "Not all the obstacles that can trip you up are on this base." "Let me tell you something about the local girls." "Ever since there's been a naval base here there's been what you might call the Puget Sound debs." "That's poor girls coming across the sound on the ferry every weekend with just one thing in mind." "And that's to marry themselves a naval aviator." "You want me to leave You want me to stay" "A Puget deb will tell you, "Don't worry about contraceptives." "I got that all taken care of." Don't you believe a word of it." "A Puget deb will do and say anything to trap you." "I know this sounds silly to you, especially in this modern age but you college pukes had better watch out, because they're out there and you, sweet peas, are the answer to their dreams." "Treat me right" "Treat me right" "Open your eyes, maybe you'll see the light" "Oh, treat me right" "All right, hurry up!" "On the double now!" "You lard asses, I'm going to fix you." "Come on!" "Get up there!" "Quick!" "On the double, Mayonnaise!" "Come on!" "Little-girl poopies to the left, little-boy poopies to the right." "Come on, let's go." "What a motley bunch." "Get in there." "All right, quick." "On the double!" "How's it going?" "You got to be kidding." "How do they expect me to get down in there?" " One of you want to switch bunks?" " Those are assigned." "Yeah, I don't think we can." " Who the hell is that guy?" " Your mom and dad for the next 13 weeks." "All right, fall out!" "Get outside, on the double." "Come on out here!" "Quick!" "Out the door!" "On the double!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "You and you, get down and give me 50." "Count them." "Count them!" "You think there's truth to what he said about those girls?" " Shh." " Puget debs?" " Sure there is, sweet pea." " Still?" "Should have warned you female types about the Puget dudes." "They say they're wearing a rubber, but there's a hole in the bottom." " Heh." "Very funny, Mayo." " Seeger!" "Mayo!" "Worley!" "If you got energy to run those sewers get over there and give me 50!" "On the double!" "Right now!" "All right, poopie-asses, get your faces down there!" "Pump them out!" "You women better not expect special privileges." "You think flying a plane is just sitting on a chair pushing buttons?" "Looks like you need a little work in your upper-body strength, Seeger." "All right, all right." "Get up." "Get up!" "Step out." "Get back in line." "You watch." "Go on!" "Pilots off the Lexington ought to be getting to the officer's club now." "You sure got the timetable down, Lynette." "After three years, you learn all the tricks." "Did you see that bodacious set of ta-tas?" "Hi, Mrs. Rufferwell." "I brought the records the social committee asked for." "You're pissing me off, boys." "Thirty-eight, 39..." "The Blue Angels will be in next month." "You need an introduction, let me know." " Bye, for now." " Bye." " Far fucking out!" " Shh!" "Shh." "I've been wanting to meet one of those Blue Angels since I can remember." " Look at the poopies." "Poor guys." " Oh, ha, ha." "See you in a month when you get liberty!" "Don't worry, it grows out an inch by then!" "Ain't gonna be no liberty for you, boys." "You'll be going home before then." " Start from one again." "One..." " Two, three..." " Flying low and feeling mean Flying low and feeling mean" " Spot a family by the stream Spot a family by the stream" " Pickle a pair and hear them scream Pickle a pair and hear them scream" " 'Cause napalm sticks to kids 'Cause napalm sticks to kids" " That is disgusting!" " What are you doing here, Seeger?" "Am I threatening you?" "We'll send you to war." "Get your ass shot down." "I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly fighters in combat." " Go in my place." " Going for jets?" " Uh-huh." "All the way." " How about you, Mayo?" " Jets." " I hate to tell you but they only let two of each class go to jets." "Which one of you is going with me?" " Me." " Me." "Talking in the ranks again." "You three just added two miles to this hike." "For everybody." "Come on, let's go." "Family of gooks are sitting in a ditch Family of gooks are sitting in a ditch" " Little baby's sucking on his momma's tit Little baby's sucking on his momma's tit" " Chemical firms don't give a shit Chemical firms don't give a shit" " That napalm sticks to kids That napalm sticks to kids" "Get over there!" "Let's go!" "Move it up here!" "Get up here!" "All right, everybody up!" "Up on your feet!" "I don't want to see nothing coming out of your mouths either!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Get into shape around here!" "Stand straight up!" "All right, get out of the way!" "Lift your head and hold it high Lift your head and hold it high" "The best in the regiment is running on by" "The best in the regiment is running on by" "That could be you at the end of 13 weeks." "For those of you who might survive." "You don't deserve to look at them!" "Della Serra, turn your back!" "You are without a doubt the most pathetic class I've ever been assigned to." "You chump." "Four weeks and you still can't shine a damn buckle." "Shoot me a Kotex, buddy." "Be careful where you stick that." "Heh." "Five minutes to inspection, Mayo." "Where's your money?" "Boonies." "You better hope Foley never finds out about that, Mayo." "Hey, Perryman?" "Look what I've got here, man." "Ooh!" "Ooh." "Look at that." "Look at them buckles, man." "Look good, huh?" "Whoo!" "Ten bucks." " Fifteen for the boonies." " Who the hell's got 10 bucks?" "I spend every penny they pay me to keep my old lady and my kid in that motel." "You're breaking my heart, Perryman." "Who have you got doing this stuff for you?" "Some enlisted guy, right?" " Hey, tell me something." " Watch the sheets, man." "Look, is that change you're making from that stuff worth all of us getting kicked out of here on an honor's violation?" "Huh?" "I don't see anybody else complaining about it, Perryman." "Excuse me." "Ready?" "Go." " Look out, Worley, coming through." " The hell you say." "Here I come." "Out of my way, Mayo." "Gonna put my name on that wall." " Underneath mine." " Fuck!" "Give me the rope, give me the rope." "Shit!" "Goddamn, Mayonnaise." "Unh." "Two twenty-five." "Not bad for a beginner." "Piece of cake." "Let's go now!" "Come on, Schneider!" "Come on, Schneider!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "You guys are bringing up the rear!" "You ain't getting out of here until you get over that wall, Seeger." " I'll make it, sir!" " Hurry up." "Come on, get over there!" "You really want to be a man?" "You one of those little girls who didn't get your daddy's attention because he wanted a son, Seeger?" "That's it." "That's what's will beat you every time, Seeger." "Your mental attitude of a person of the female persuasion." "Deep down, under all that bullshit you're still thinking like a second-class citizen, Seeger." "You can never give orders to men!" "Agh!" "Walk around." "Walk around, sugar breeches." "Bernoulli's equation gives us the total energy contained in the air flow." "P is static pressure in pounds per square foot." "Rho is air density in slugs per cubic foot." "And velocity is in feet per second." "Two thousand pounds per square foot for your static pressure." "An air density of one, which is sea level." "A velocity of 100 knots." "Solve the total amount of energy in the air flow." "Let's see them." "All right." "What about the buckles?" " Okay, all right. 20 bucks, right?" " Hey, bud." "Beat it." "What are you laughing about?" " I thought that's how you did it." " Did what?" "Did what?" "Come on, Santa Claus." "Ha, ha." " You're not gonna tell anybody, are you?" " Not if you make it worth my while." "Free boonies for the duration." "That's fair." "I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "You get me through aerodynamics, you can write your own ticket, my friend." "You got a deal." "I'm comin' home, I've done my time" "And I got to know what is and isn't mine" "If you received my letter Telling you I'd soon be free" "Then you'll know just what to do If you still want me" "If you still want me" "George Jones, where are you when we need you most?" "It's been three long years" "Do ya still want me" "If I don't see a ribbon 'Round the ole oak tree" "Hey, two o'clock." "Moving in, Della Serra." " Radar's up, scoping the target area." "Ha-ha-ha." "Uh-oh." "Zero in, slick it back." "There he goes." "Who will be the lucky deb?" "Is it the blond?" "Is it the brunette?" "Score!" "He's got her." "Oh, my God." "Check Perryman." "Five years of marriage, still in love." "It's what life's all about." "Hey, Seeger." "Remember that bodacious set of ta-tas and her pal?" "There they are, bud." "I think we ought to do something about it." "Captain, it's so nice to meet you." "The boys speak so highly of you." " Lynette, he has several people to meet." " Oh, I'm so sorry." " Uh...?" " Captain Rufferwell." " Mrs. Rufferwell?" " Hello, captain." "Could you introduce us to these two young ladies, please?" "Paula, Lynette." "Miss Paula Pokrifki, Miss Lynette Pomeroy." "May I present Officer Candidate Sid Worley and Officer Candidate Zachary Mayo." "Well, I hope you have a good time." " We already met." " We did?" "Uh-huh." "You said it would grow an inch by now." " That was you guys?" " Yeah." " Would you like to dance?" " Sure." "It's grown out more than an inch, pal." "'Cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see" "I'm really still in prison And my love, she holds the key" "A simple yellow ribbon's what I need" " Would you like to get a drink?" " Sure." "Let's go." " So, what kind of a name is Pokrifki?" " Polish." " What kind of a name is Mayo?" " Italian." "My mom was Irish." " No, thank you." " I think I got her ears." " Heh, oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "The rest is all wop." "Where are you from, Mayo the Wop?" "Everywhere, nowhere, Paula the Polack." " Seriously." " Seriously." " My father is a rear admiral, 7th Fleet." " You're kidding." "No, we've lived in ports all over the world." "Kathmandu, Moscow, Nairobi." "Really?" "I've never been out of Washington." "Wait a minute." "You're kidding me, right?" " We don't have any naval bases in Moscow." " No." "No, I didn't think so." "So, uh, you got a girl, Mayo the Wop?" "No." "I ain't looking for one either." "What are you looking for?" "You know, I heard about these girls that come to these things looking for a husband." "Not me." "Oh, yeah?" "Why are you here?" "To meet interesting people, improve myself." " What do you do?" "Go to school?" " No, I've got a job." "I work over at National Paper." "It's a real good job." "I'm going to save enough money to travel." "I think I'd like to go to Moscow." "Have you been through the Dilbert Dunker yet?" "No, but my father and my brother both made it, so I guess I can too." " Is your brother a flyer?" " He was." "He got killed." " Vietnam?" " Yeah." "My brother died over there too." "He wasn't a flyer, though." "I was only 12 when it happened." "I don't remember much about him." "I sure remember Tommy." "Do you mind if we talk about something else?" "We don't have to talk about anything at all." "So do you think you'll make it all the way to getting your wings?" "Who knows?" "Guys a lot smarter than me have been dropping out like flies." "You gotta say you're going to do it." "You gotta program yourself." "It'll happen." "You gotta see yourself making it." "I know, because I read this article in Cosmo about that very thing." "I swear." "Paula." "You are a very, very pretty girl." "Do you want to go somewhere else?" "Come on." "Fall out, Worley." "Something tells me you girls have been here before." "Whatever gave you that idea?" " Ow!" "Stop it." "You're gonna ruin it." " I'm sorry." "I'll do it." "Are you sure this is okay?" " Don't worry." "I'll respect you in the morning." " Heh." "You're crazy, girl." "You'll respect me." "I couldn't wait to get out of there." " Didn't you like the band?" " Not much." " You didn't like "Tie A Yellow Ribbon"?" " Ha." "Their rendition was one of the..." " Let's go down to the beach." " That sounds good." "Class, halt!" "Fall out!" "Look at Foley." "Can you believe it?" "Showboating." "All right, listen up." "I am the base martial arts instructor." "Those of you in 1-5 must desist in thinking of me as the drill instructor for the next 60 minutes." "Just think of me as the enemy." "Heh." "Do you believe this guy?" "May I have a volunteer, please?" "Daniels." "I see you hiding back there." "Get up here quick." " Put him in the hospital." " He can't touch me, it's against the law." " Kick his ass." " Let's go." "Come on up here, son." "Hello, pussy." "How bad do you want to survive?" "Sir, this officer candidate doesn't understand the drill instructor's question, sir." "Ah." "Let's see if I can clarify it." "You want to survive bad enough to stop me, pussy?" "Are you relying on my generosity to stop me from killing you?" "Can't breathe." "Break loose, break loose!" "I can't breathe." "Get away from here." "You're not hurt." "I could have killed you if I wanted to." "Move off." "Get out of here." "Hurry up." "Get back to your seat." "You think I was really harsh on your classmate, don't you?" "Just wait till you get shot down behind enemy lines." "The only thing between you and a POW camp is what you learn from me." "Now that I've got your attention, we shall proceed with the class." "God, I hope she shows." "She's going to show." "She will show." "A rich, socialite Okie like you ought to be a big catch around these parts." " I ain't rich." " You're an officer's kid." "So what?" "Man, I spent six years living on top of the raunchiest whorehouse in the P.I." "You want number one fucky-fucky?" "Long time, short time." "Ten dollars." "Cheap-cheap." " Ten bucks?" "Ha-ha-ha." " Ten dollars." "Ten dollars." " Lynette, honey, how's it hanging?" " Don't drool on her, boy." " Hi, baby." " Hi." "Pansy-assed fly boys." " I remember you." "Mayo the Wop." " Heh." "Yeah, that's me." "It's good to see you." "I was looking forward to it." "Me too." "Uh, excuse me." "Ahem." "You guys want to hang out here, or can I suggest an alternate plan?" "Heh." " Like pick up a bottle and go to a motel?" " Just like that, ha-ha-ha." "What do you think?" "Huh?" "I vote for a motel." "My kind of group." "Mm." "Troy, here they come." "Well, make way for the warmongers." " What did you call us?" " A warmonger." "Ain't that what you are?" "Yeah, all right." "I thought he wanted to dance with you." " I'd like to ask you something." " What do you want?" "You come up here for a couple of months, you rich college boys." "You're strutting around in your ice-cream outfits like you own the place." " Who do you think you are?" " I don't want to fight you." "I do not want to fight." "Why don't you go inside and cool down?" "I ain't finished talking to you, sailor boy." "Get him, Troy." " Oh, my God." " Hey, back off, man." " That's enough, man." " Holy shit, check his nose." " He broke his nose." " You asshole!" "Come on." "I've never seen anything like that in my whole life." " Did you see that guy's nose?" " Shut up until we get to the motel." "Excuse me for living." "Asshole." "I shouldn't have done it." "I should have walked away." " Zack, he didn't give you a choice." " Everybody's always got a choice." " Where did you learn to fight like that?" " I don't want to talk about it now." "All right." "Zack, it wouldn't kill you to open up to me a little bit." "What do you want?" "You want to fuck?" "Come here." "Get on the bed." "Take your clothes off." " I'll give you a good fuck." " Where's that coming from?" "Get on the bed." " I wouldn't fuck you now if my life..." " Then get the hell out of here!" "I don't need this." "I don't know who you think you're talking to." "I'm not some whore you brought in here." " I'm trying to be your friend." " Then be a friend." "Get out of here." "Fine." "Fine." "You ain't nothing special." "No manners!" "You treat women like whores." "If you ask me, you ain't got no chance of being no officer." "Hey." "Shh." "Shh, shh." "Shh." "It's okay." "It's all right." "Shh." "I'm sorry." " Are you hungry?" " Yeah, I'm starved." " Skivvies?" " Pretty sexy, huh?" " Sporty." " Control yourself, baby." "Wow." "Mm." "Good." "Look, Paula I try hard not to fool anybody about who I am, what I want." " So if you got..." " I know who you are and what you want." " What do you want?" " A good time until you have to leave." " That's it?" " Mm-hm." "Hey." " Last night was incredible." " I thought so too." " Zack, am I your fantasy?" " What?" "I'm not going to get serious on you, but I dare you not to fall in love with me." "I mean, how can you resist?" "I'm like candy." "You are better than candy." "It's going to be very hard to get enough." "Very hard." "Very hard." " Getting feisty on me, you little Polack?" " Ha-ha-ha." " You little cocky Polack." " Oh!" "What do you do with a girl when you're through with her, huh?" "Do you say something, or do you just disappear?" "Huh?" "I've never had a girl." " I forgot to thank you for breakfast." " Any time, sailor." "Heads up, Perryman." "When you hit the water, you might get the wind knocked out of you." "Don't panic." "You've got a second and a half before the cage is underwater and it flips upside down." "Go, Joe." "The most important thing is to watch your bubbles." "When that cage flips upside down, you're gonna be disoriented." "Like Perryman down there." "The bubbles will determine which way is up." "Holy shit." "All right, time's up." "Go down for him, Jason." "This is what happens if you panic." "You can die down there." "This is only a pool." "In the Pacific, you won't have a frogman to save your ass." "Totally unsatisfactory, Perryman." "Get in the back of the line." "Do it again." "You only got two more chances to make it, or you're out." "All right, next." "Hold it." "Change in order." "Mayo, since you're hot shot of the week, you're next." " Aye, aye, sir." " Seeger." "You're behind him." "Yes, sir." "You ought to be good at this, Mayo." "Something you can do alone." "Take him up, Joe!" "You never know in this program what's going to trip you up." "It could be the grade or some flaw in your character that comes out under stress." "Let's go, Joe." "All right." "Way to go." "Seeger, you're next." "All right, Seeger, let's go." "Get a move on." "Joe, take her up." " Don't you cry now, sugar breeches." " Go, Joe." " All right, Seeger!" "Whoo." " All right." "Good girl." "Oh, gosh, that was great!" "Think they'd let us do it again?" "Not bad, Seeger." "But you still gotta get over that wall." "Next." " Come on, Daniels, let's move it." " Take it easy now." "Just a joyride." "Does this thing hit with the same impact as a plane?" "This is nothing compared to a plane." "Don't forget to watch the bubbles." "All right, Joe, take him up." "Daniels, let's have that thumbs up." "Come on, Daniels." "Where's the thumbs up?" "Go, Joe." "Hold it, take it easy." " Pull it back up." " I can't." "It's gonna take a couple seconds." "All right, let me through." "Put him on his belly." " Take his helmet off!" "Quick!" " Goddamn." "Somebody get me a corpsman." " Get me a corpsman on the double." " Yes, sir." "Just stand back." "Breathe, man, breathe." "All right." "All right." "Is that corpsman on the way?" "Somebody check on that corpsman." "He's going to be all right." "Take it easy." "Prepare for inspection!" "Shit." "I am not going to make it." "Help me out, Sid." "You got a spare?" "No, man." "My spare sucks." "You know where the hardware store is." "Zack, I need a buckle, man." " I can't risk it." " You got plenty of time." "He's still with the girls." " I can't do it." " I got to see my family." "I couldn't take it if he wouldn't let me out." "Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation, Perryman." "Okay." "Attention on deck!" "In every class there's always one joker who thinks he's smarter than me." "In this class that happens to be you, isn't it, Mayonnaise?" "Perryman, Worley, let us have this room." "On the double." " Couldn't happen to a nicer guy." " Stow it." "Mayo, I want you D.O.R." "No, sir." "You can kick me out of here, but I ain't quitting." "Get into your fatigues, Mayo." "By the end of this weekend, you'll quit." " Casey Jones was a son of a bitch" " Casey Jones was a son of a bitch" " Drove his train in a 30-foot ditch" " Drove his train in a 30-foot ditch" " Came on out with his dick in his hand" " Came on out with his dick in his hand" " Said, "Listen, ladies, I'm a hell of a man"" " Said, "Listen, ladies, I'm a hell of a man"" " Went to his room and lined up a hundred" " Went to his room and lined up a hundred" " Swore up and down he'd fuck every one" " Swore up and down he'd fuck every one" " Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue" " Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue" "Then he backed off, jacked off and fucked the other two" "Wave goodbye to your buddies, Mayo." "I forgot." "You don't have any buddies, only customers." " Are you having fun, Mayonnaise?" " Yes, sir!" " Can't hear you!" "All right!" " Yes, sir!" "Ninety-eight, 99." "No, get your face all the way down in there." "Hundred." " Are you ready to quit now, Mayo?" " No, sir!" "Look over there, Mayo." "Look over there, look at her." "She decided to stay instead of taking liberty this weekend." "She may not make it, but she's got more heart and more character than you'll ever have." "Stop eyeballing me!" "Life sure has dealt you some shitty cards, hasn't it?" "I'm doing all right, sir." " Six." " Bullshit." "I've done some checking." "I've looked through your files." "I know about your momma." "Don't you eyeball me again." "I know your father is an alcoholic and a whore chaser." "That's why you don't mesh." "Because deep down..." "Don't you eyeball me, boy!" "Deep down inside you know these other boys and girls are better than you." " Isn't that right?" " No, sir!" "No, sir!" "What's the matter, Mayo?" "Are you getting tired?" "I'm not." "Move it!" "This is where the fun starts." "Move it!" "You've got all day tomorrow to look forward to." "Come on!" "Ah-ah-ah." "Six inches off the ground." " Now give me 6 to 90." " Agh." "Hey, Mayo why don't we quit this charade of yours over a couple of beers at TJ's?" "You're about as close to being officer material as me." "This candidate believes he would make a good officer." "No way." "You don't give a shit about anybody." "Every one of your classmates knows it." "You think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they'd have to fly in?" "I picture you as the guy who would zip off in my F-14 and sell it to the Cubans." "No, sir!" "I love my country." "Sell it to the Air Force, Mayo." "Talk to me." "Why would a slick little hustler like you want to sign up for this abuse?" " I want to fly jets, sir." " My grandmamma wants to fly jets." "I wanted to since I was a kid!" "We're not talking about flying, we're talking about character." " I've changed since I've been here." " The hell you have!" "I've changed, sir!" "You've just polished up your act, just shined it up." "Now tell me what I want to hear." " I want your D.O.R." " No, sir." " I ain't gonna quit." " Spell it!" "D-O-R!" "Then you and your daddy can get drunk and go whore chasing." " No, sir!" "I ain't going to quit!" " D.O.R." "Then you can forget it!" "You're out!" "Don't you do it!" "Don't you..." "I got nowhere else to go!" "I got nowhere else to..." "I got nothing else." "All right, Mayo." "On your feet." "Come on, Mayo." "Let's get back to the barracks." "Hey, Foley!" "Zack, don't give up!" "You got that queer on the run!" " Kiss this, Foley!" "Ha, ha!" " Hang in there, Zack!" " Friends of yours, Mayo?" " Don't give up the ship, Mayo!" "Yes, sir." " We're with you, Zack!" "Aah!" " Don't quit, Zack, you can make it!" "All right, you've got some urinals to clean." "Move out." "Foley's a queer!" "He got his balls shot off in the war!" "So you're still here, Mayo." " Sid?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Sid." "Take a look at that." "That son of a bitch." " Do you want me to get a towel?" " I'll get one if you want." " No, I don't want you to move." " I don't want to move." "Somebody's gotta move sometime." "Eventually." ""They found them there weeks later, shriveled from lack of food and water."" "Bye, Zachary." "Ha-ha-ha." "I laughed all week thinking about you guys on that boat." "We were so drunk." "That looks pretty sharp." "Pretty sharp." "I'd love to be one of those girls in the flight program." "I think it'd be a gas to fly." "What's stopping you?" "You know, all those magazines and what they say, it's just..." "It's not so easy for a girl." "That's no excuse for not going out and getting what you want." "Just go get it." "And who says I'm not going after what I want?" "Not me." "My mom's 39 years old." "She still works over at that factory." "Every time I look at her, I know exactly what I don't want." "My old lady took a bottle of pills one day when I was at school." "Oh, God." "The thing that got me about it she didn't leave a note." "She didn't..." "Nothing." "She just checked out." "I always hated her for that." "Oh, God." "That must really hurt." "Hurt?" "No." "No." "You're all alone in the world." "Once you've got that down, nothing hurts anymore." "I bet most people would buy that line when you feed it to them, huh?" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Hey, are you really serious about having him over?" "I don't know." "I haven't made up my mind yet." "Paula, how far would you go to get Zack?" " What do you mean?" " You know what I mean." "Would you let yourself get pregnant?" "No way, Lynette." "Come on, would you?" "Well, I never used to think I'd do something like that." "I just don't know anymore." "Nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you." "That doesn't justify trying to trap him or getting pregnant." "I can't believe you had that thought." "It's real backward." "It ain't any more backward if you ask me." "The way these hot-shot assholes use us until they've had enough and then ditch us like trash." "Don't you ever feel used, Paula?" "Don't you ever feel like:" ""If this is all I get for my troubles, then the son of a bitch ought to be paying for it?"" "No, I never feel like that." "Well, I do." " Thanks again for the flowers, Zack." " Oh, it was my pleasure, ma'am." "Those are the most beautiful things I ever saw." "Wipe that stuff off your mouth." "Zack." "This is great." "Sir?" "How many more weeks till graduation?" "Oh, I have three more." "Three more weeks." " Those are the roughest ones of all." " That's what they tell me." "Sir, excuse me, but why do you keep staring at my food?" "Or are you staring at me?" " Staring at you." " He doesn't mean anything by it." "Do you, Joe?" "No, I don't mean anything by it." "Would you like more chicken, Zack?" "No, thanks." "In fact, I've had it." "I can't eat another bite." " This was great." " I'm stuffed too." "This is the best meal I've had in a long time, ma'am." "Thank you." "Why don't we go, Zack?" "Thank you, Mom." " Thank you, Zack." " Thanks again, ma'am." "Go on and eat." "Mama, mama." "Sorry." "I'm so embarrassed, Zack." "I knew I shouldn't have brought you here." "That's okay." "A great free meal." "A nice relaxing dinner." "These people are so uptight." "I feel sorry for you." "Don't feel sorry for me, I'm used to it." "It's hereditary." "So anyway, after this you go to basic flight, which is in Pensacola, right?" "Yeah, Pensacola." "Then, uh, we go to Beeville, Texas, when I get jets." "So after that." "Don't you think about..." "I mean, come on." "What's after that?" "Family?" "Kids?" "Do you think about all that?" "No." " Is that what you think about?" " Sometimes." "If I could do a better job than them, I'd love it." " What would you do different?" " Everything." "First, I'd marry a man I really loved." "So why did your mom marry this guy, if she didn't love him?" "Because my real father wouldn't marry her." " Your real father?" " My real father." "I'll show you my real father." "Pop." "I see your real father was an officer's candidate like me." " About 22 years ago." " Jesus." "No wonder this guy was looking at me funny." "He always looks funny." " It's about time I got back to the wars." " Yeah, I know." "Thank your mom for dinner again, okay?" " Great chicken, huh?" " Yeah, I loved the chicken." "If you get a chance this week, give me a call, okay?" "I'll try." "I got survival training this week, so I can't make any promises." "No promises." "Zack, I didn't have to show you that picture if I didn't want to." " I just wanted to tell you that." " Yeah, I know." " Be careful on that thing." " Yeah." "Are you and Paula still seeing those flight candidates over at the base?" "Why?" "Any reason we wouldn't be?" "Three forty in the afternoon and not a word about what you're doing over the weekend." "Hi, I'd like to speak with Zack Mayo." "He's an A.O.C. Candidate." "Could you look around for him?" "Tell him it's Paula." "Liberty time, boys and girls." "Fall out!" "Aye, aye, sir!" "Where are you going?" "Where's my bread?" " Seeger, don't forget TJ's." " I won't." "Hey, Mayo, you've got a phone call." "Somebody named Paula." " Tell her I already split." " Let's go!" " Whoo!" "Ha, ha." " Hey!" "I see." "Okay." "There comes a time." "Right after survival training they think they can make it without you." "Suddenly, they stop calling." "Suddenly, they own the goddamn world." "They said that he had already left." "I don't think that he did." "He hasn't called by now, he ain't going to." "Bunny, why don't you just shut up?" " You don't know so much." " Clock me out, Lynette." "Paula, what are you doing?" "May they all crash and burn." " Paula, wait!" "Where are you going?" " Let me go, Momma." "You're going to the base." "Don't do it." "I love him." "I can't just let him run off." " How are you going to stop him?" " I'm gonna think of a way." " No!" " No?" "Honey, please." "I can't let you do this." "Don't go, baby." "Please, don't go." " What are you crying about?" "Huh?" " Because I know what you're feeling." " What am I feeling?" " Don't do it." "Let him go." " Don't trick him or try to trap him." " I wouldn't do that!" " Yes." " I would never trap him." "If you go there tonight and find him, you'll say anything, baby." "You will." "And God help you after that." "Momma, you're right." "Daddy, Zack's only two-tenths of a second off the all-time obstacle course record." "He's gonna break it before he leaves." "You are lucky you weren't in the program when I was." "You couldn't just quit the way you can now." "When I went through it, when my oldest boy went through it if you bilged out, you were put into the fleet as a swabby." " That's interesting, sir." " Sid, you haven't written Susan in three weeks." "We haven't had time to write anybody." "I have written y'all but once." "It's incredible." "Phew." " Right?" " Oh, yeah." " Who is this Susan, anyway?" " It's my girl back home." "I'm marrying her as soon as I get out of here." "She was Tommy's girl." "They were supposed to get married before he got killed." "Uh-huh." "I don't know why I didn't tell you." "I guess I didn't want you to think I was a shit." "I ain't your parents, you know." " Do you love this girl?" " The greatest chick you want to know." "She loves kids." "Works with handicapped kids every afternoon." "That ain't what I'm talking about." " I asked you if you loved her." " Everybody loves her." " I'm not gonna make that reunion tonight." " Why not?" "I'm meeting Lynette over at the Tides." "Best head in 52 states, man." "What can I do?" "No, no, no." "You should have done what I did." "Break it off clean." "Have it done with." "Over." "That's the best." "She was pretty torn up you didn't call, but I'm not supposed to tell you that." "Women, women, women." "They always say, "We'll have a good time, lots of laughs, no problems."" "Doesn't work that way, does it?" "Look out, TJ's." "Here I come." "See you later, man." " To survival." " To survival." " In spite of fear." " Ha, ha." "In spite of Foley." "Is that your deb over there, Mayo?" "She's pulling rank on you." "That's a flight instructor." "I'll be back in a minute." "What are you doing here?" "I thought it was time to see legendary TJ's once before I left here." " You come here a lot?" " I come here once in a while." "I'm sorry I didn't call you this weekend." "This whole week has been unbelievable." "It's okay." "How did survival training go?" " I survived." " You survived, obviously." "Heh." " How was your week?" " It was good." " I'm gonna get a raise next month." " That's great." "You guys are graduating in a couple of weeks?" "Yeah, I'm starting to believe I'm actually going to make it." "You'll make it." "Remember, I told you." "You saw it, and it happened." "Yeah, you told me." "I gotta go." "I have a date." "So, uh..." "Look, there's something I want to..." "What?" "I..." "I wanted to thank you." "I don't think I would have made it through this crazy thing if I didn't have something to look forward to." " Don't thank me." "I had a good time." "And good luck in Pensacola with your flight training and get jets, huh?" "I'll see you, Zack." "Jay, give me another one." "In fact, leave the bottle." "Give me the bottle and four shooters." "Come here, baby doll." "Come here." "Come over here." "Sit down here for a second." "I gotta tell you something." "I just had to have one more taste." "Does that stuff come in anything besides strawberry?" "How about if I bring some coconut next time?" "Sid, I really gotta go." "Shouldn't you have got your period by now?" "I'm a little late, that's all." " How late are you?" " Why?" "What's the difference?" "If anything was to happen, which I'm sure it's not, it'd be my responsibility." " Exactly how late are you?" " What do you care?" "Suppose I was to get pregnant?" "I mean, just suppose it." "I'd never try to make you do something you didn't want to do." "Oh, I know." "But, uh, that's not the only issue." "There's more to it than that." "What other issue is there, Sid?" "Come here." "My responsibilities as a father, for one thing." "If I've got you pregnant, I want to do the right thing by you." "I wanna pay for the abortion." "I wanna be with you through the whole thing, we'd be going through it together." "So how late are you?" "Let's just wait and see what happens, okay?" "See you later." "I'll call you." "Fuck." " Go." " Last chance for the record!" "Go!" " Go for the record, Mayo!" " This is it, Mayonnaise." "Go." "Go for it, man." "Go get it." "You got it!" " Go, Mayo, push it!" " Get there." "Put your name on that wall!" "Come on, Mike, let's catch that animal!" "Let's do this together, Seeger." " Come on." " Forget it." "Go for the record." "Come on, hurry up!" " Go, go, go!" " Come on, you've got it!" " Get up." " Forget it." "You want jets?" "Then get up!" "You're going over that wall." "Start right here." "Three steps." "Right, left, right." "Hand over hand." "Walk the wall." "Come on, Seeger." "Let's go." "Left, right and pull." "Walk that wall, Seeger!" "Walk the wall!" "Hand over hand!" " Walk it, walk it!" "Walk the wall!" " Unh." "Unh!" "Seeger!" "Walk!" "Seeger!" " Don't you let go!" "You walk that wall!" " Agh!" "Pull, Candidate Seeger." "Pull, pull!" "You've got it." "Pull over!" " Pull over!" " Agh!" "Pull yourself over!" "All right!" "Where's Sid?" "What makes you think she's not lying?" "She went to the doctor, she had the test, she's pregnant." " Okay, so get an abortion." " I'd love to, believe me." "She won't even talk about it." "She's Catholic." "Sid, you're not going to marry this girl." "She says it's up to me, but if I don't, she'll go off and have the baby." " So what?" "Women do it all the time." " So what?" "I can't let her have a kid by herself." "It's my kid too." "Are you sure?" "It's mine." "I'm sorry, all right?" "Listen, what if Foley was right?" "She got herself knocked up to trap you, is it still your responsibility?" "That's not the point." "No matter how it happened, there'd be a child that is mine." "I wouldn't know its name or nothing." "Jesus Christ, is everything your responsibility?" "Sit." "Adjust." "Pray." "Attack." "It's just like your brother getting killed." "It's the same thing as your brother." "Him getting killed instead of you." "Isn't that the reason you promised to marry Susan?" "Isn't the reason to do everything after some bullshit code of ethics?" "It may be bullshit to you, buddy, but I wasn't raised that way." "We got a responsibility to the people in our lives." "It's the only thing that separates us from the animals." "I'm not like you." "I can't shit all over people and just sleep like a baby." "You got responsibility to yourself first." "If you can't handle that you got bigger problems than making some girl pregnant!" "Gentlemen, relax." "Without an oxygen mask at 30,000 feet your insides will feel like this rubber glove." "Your co-ordination will deteriorate, and even childlike exercises will seem impossible." "Look for the warning signs:" "Giddiness, shortness of breath, claustrophobia." "They can hit you at any moment." "At the instant you feel yourself losing control, go back on oxygen." "That's the whole purpose of this drill." " Does everyone understand the exercises?" " Aye, aye." "Okay, everybody set?" "Let's see a thumbs up, please." "Very good." "Everybody remove your mask, please." "All right." "You can begin the exercises now." "Queen of diamonds." "Nine of diamonds." "If you have any problems, put your mask on." "Or if you have trouble doing that, raise your hand and the corpsman will assist." " Five of clubs." " Ha-ha-ha." "How are you doing, Mayo and Seeger?" "Having trouble?" "Concentrate." "Try to make your palms meet." "Ace of spades." "How are you doing, Worley?" "Worley, are you all right?" " Worley, can you hear me?" " Ace of spades." "Worley, put your mask back on." " Sid, you okay?" " Sid, are you all right?" " I got to get out of here." " Worley, sit down!" "Corpsman, we got a problem." " I've got to get out of here!" " Corpsman, get that mask on." "It's all right, breathe." "Get out of here!" "It's all right." "Breathe." "Mayo, they're watching." "One minute." "We gotta stabilize the pressure." " Put your masks on." " Come on, man, everybody's watching." "Breathe." "Breathe." "Stay where you are." "Leave your masks on." "He's got it now." "He's got it." "It's okay." "No problem." "He's okay." "Colors!" "Secure the halyard." "Charlie, take care of that." "What's going on?" "You didn't kick him out?" "Didn't he tell you what he's been going through?" "It doesn't matter." "That's the purpose of this zoo." "What does matter is that he freaked out at 25,000 feet." "That can't happen ever." "He's got a girl, she's pregnant, she's putting him through hell." " That don't matter." " Don't matter?" "You got two weeks left!" " It could still happen to you, Mayonnaise." " He ain't bullshitting you." " I'm talking to you, motherfucker!" " Don't fuck it up for you, man." "What did you call me?" "I thought the D.I. Was supposed to help." "What kind of a human being are you?" "Lock it up, or you're gonna be going home with him." "Zack, go back to the barracks, please." "I don't get this." "He's the best candidate in the class!" "He's the best student, the best leader, the best friend to everybody." " Can't you bend your rules for once?" " He didn't ask me to D.O.R." " I went to him." " What are you talking about?" "I'm glad it's over." "He was right." "I was here for everybody but me." "I was here for my big brother." "Hey, buddy." "Sid, wait a minute." "Sid!" "Request permission to carry on sir!" " Get the fuck out of here." " Yes, sir." "Keep the change." " Thanks, pal." "Lynette." " Hi, baby." " Hi, Sid." " Come out here." " What are you doing out of uniform?" "Don't worry, just come out here." " Wait." "I look like a mess." " All right, if you don't want it." "All right." "What?" " Well, if you don't want it..." " What?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "It's beautiful." "Cost me my whole savings, but I said, "What the fuck?"" "Oh, Sid!" "Oh!" " So does this mean?" "Ha-ha-ha!" " Yes, ma'am!" "That's what it means." " Oh, Sid!" " Let's get a justice of the peace and do it now." "I can't wait to tell Paula." "I wonder where we're gonna get stationed first." "I hope we go to Hawaii." "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii." "We're not gonna be stationed anywhere." "I D.O.R.'ed." " Heh." "You've what?" " I D.O.R.'ed." "Hell, I was never cut out to be a pilot." "I was faking it." "I've been faking everything in my life up to now." "But what'll we do?" "Where would we go?" "Oklahoma." "I'm gonna get my old job back at J.C. Penney's." "In two years, I'll be floor manager." "You're gonna love Oklahoma." "And you and Mom are gonna get along great." "Money might be tight at first, so we might have to live at home." " It's gonna work out." " Sid, there's no baby." "What?" "I'm not pregnant." "I got my period this morning." "There's no baby, Sid." "I'll be goddamned." "What do you say we get married anyway?" "I love you." "I don't think I knew that till just now, just this second." "I have never been happier than I have the last seven weeks." "I never felt so relaxed." "I've never felt so loved for who I really am." "Lynette, marry me." "Make me the happiest man in the whole world." "I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't want to marry you." "I really like you and we've had some really great times, but I thought you understood." "I want to marry a pilot." "I want to live my life overseas." "The wife of an aviator." "Damn you." "Goddamn you!" "Nobody D.O.R.'s after 11 weeks." "Nobody!" "Hey, ma'am." "Have you seen Paula around?" " Paula!" " Paula!" "I'm looking for Sid." "He D.O.R.'ed and split." "Nobody's seen him since." "I don't know where to look." "Lynette's." " Same room?" " Yes, sir." " Number 3." " Yeah, that's the one." " What do you think of this?" " That's nice." "Watch this." "I think you'll like it." "Damn it!" "Oh, shit." "Lynette." " Has Sid been here?" " Already come and gone." " What happened?" " Can you believe it?" "He D.O.R.'ed in the 12th week." "How can you win?" "Lynette what did you tell him about the baby?" "That there isn't one." "As of today." "I got my period this morning." "Heh, I couldn't believe it." "He still wanted to marry me." " And what did you say?" " I said no, of course." "I don't want no Okie from Muskogee." "I can get that right here." "You little bitch." "Who the hell do you think you are, playing with people like that?" "He loves you." "You just shit on him." "You made up this whole thing." "There wasn't any baby." "Of course there was a baby." "I'd never lie about something like that." "Would I, Paula?" "You little cunt." "God help you." " You're no different than I am." " Oh, yes, I am." "Oh, no, you're not." " Let me see if he's here, okay?" " All right." "Hey, Mack, have you seen Sid Worley around here?" "Yeah, he's here." "Sid." "The guy said he just got here." "Sid." "Sid?" "Hey, man." "Sid, are you okay?" "Sid." " Shit!" " What?" "Oh, God." "Call an ambulance." "Oh, Sid." "Oh, my God." "Call an ambulance." "You dumb fucking Okie." "I was your friend." "Why didn't you come and talk to me about it?" "Huh?" "You didn't even try." "You didn't even say goodbye to me." "I spoke to the chaplain at the base." "He said he'd call Sid's parents." "Why can't I learn?" "Just like her, all over again." "Just like her." "Zack don't do this to yourself." "You didn't kill your mother." "You didn't kill Sid." "They killed themselves." "Yeah." " There's nothing you could've done." " I gotta get out of here." "You want some money to get a cab?" "Something." "I don't..." " I don't deserve that!" " Okay." "All right." "You're not the only one that's feeling awful." "Maybe I had something to do with what happened." "I knew what Lynette was doing, I could have said something." "Look, you've got no problems, all right?" "Another class will be coming soon, you and Lynette, right back into business." "That's not fair." "I never lied to you." "I never did what Lynette's doing." " I'm not Lynette." " No." "I love you." "I've loved you since I met you." "Don't you understand?" "No!" "I don't want you to love me." "I don't want anyone to love me." "I just want out!" "I don't know but it's been said I don't know but it's been said" "Air Force wings are made of lead Air Force wings are made of lead" "Left, right, left, right." "Column, right turn!" " I don't know but I've been told I don't know but I've been told" "Navy wings are made of gold Navy wings are made of gold" "Platoon, halt!" "Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to see you in private, sir." "Mayo, the whole class knows about Candidate Worley." "We're sorry." "I bet you are." " I want to see you in private, sir." " Not now, I'm busy." " Now." " Forward, march!" " Sir, I request permission..." " Left, right, left, right." "Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to see you in private, sir!" "Not now, I'm busy." "So are you, now get cleaned up." "I don't need your shit." "I came back to quit!" "D.O. R!" "Platoon, halt!" "I don't need you, I don't need the Navy." "I don't need anybody." "Okay, Mayo." "I see what you want." "You said you wanted to meet me in private." "You got it." "The blimp hangar, now!" "Move it!" " You move it." " We ain't going there to talk, boy." "Move!" "Fall out." "Fall out!" "This is between me and him." "All right, Mayo." "Let's see what you got." " What's going on?" " Shh, shh." "Quiet." "I see you've had some training, Mayonnaise." "Unh!" "Oof." " Come on, Foley." " Lookie, lookie, here." "Your blood is as red as mine, isn't it, Mayo?" "Come on." "Get up!" "Oh." "You can quit now, Mayo, if you want to." "It's up to you." "Sir, the officers are present." "Will the guests please rise?" "Class 15-81, raise your right hand and repeat after me." " I do solemnly swear..." " I do solemnly swear..." " that I will support and defend the constitution of the United States..." "That I will support and defend the constitution of the United States..." "Against all enemies, foreign and domestic." "Against all enemies foreign and domestic." "I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same." "I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same." " I take this obligation freely..." " I take this obligation freely..." "Without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion." "Without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion." "I will well and faithfully discharge..." "I will well and faithfully discharge..." "The duties of the office on which I am about to enter..." "The duties of the office on which I am about to enter..." " So help me God." " So help me God." "Please, be seated." " Gunnery Sergeant Foley." " Sir." "Well done, sergeant." "Thank you, sir." "Class 1581." " Fall out!" " Aye, aye, sir!" "Foley's Fire Eaters finally finished!" "Hey, what'd you think of that?" "What'd you think?" " I want you to meet my family." " No, I want to get my first salute." "Congratulations, Ensign Chadwick." " Congratulations, Ensign Seeger." " Thank you, sir." "Gunnery Sergeant, Ensign Seeger sir." "Congratulations, Ensign Mayo." " I won't ever forget you, sergeant." " I know." "I wouldn't have made this if it weren't for you." "Get the hell out of here." "Thank you, sergeant." "Congratulations, Ensign Della Serra." "Thank you, sergeant." "Every time I say "understand," I want the whole group to say, "Yes, sir."" " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "I don't believe what I'm seeing." "Where you been all your lives?" "Listening to punk rock music and bad-mouthing your country, I bet." " Where you from, boy?" " Tucson, Arizona, sir!" " Where?" " Tucson, Arizona, sir!" "Only two things come out of Arizona." "Steers and queers." "Which one are you?" "I don't see horns, so you must be queer." " No, sir!" " What?" "No, sir!" "I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished." "I'll use every means necessary, fair and unfair to trip you up." "Turn it, Bonnie." "No, back the other way." "Keep going, keep going." "Way to go, Paula!" "Way to go!"

" Good night, Pat." " Good night." " What happened?" "Old bank was beautiful." " People kept robbing it." "It's a small price to pay for beauty." "Hit me." "Again." "Bust!" "Give me credit, Mr Macon?" "You know my rules, Tom." "Well, looks like you just about cleaned everybody out, fella." "You haven't lost a hand since you got the deal." "What's the secret of your success?" "Prayer." "Let's just you and me play." "Hit it." "Bust!" "Yeah." "You're a hell of a card player, fella." "I know, cos I'm a hell of a card player." "And I can't even spot how you're cheatin'" "The money stays and you go." "Well, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love around here." " If you're with him, you better get out of here." " We're on our way." " Come on." " I wasn't cheating." " Come on!" " I wasn't!" "You can die." "For that matter, you can both die." " Hear that?" " If he invites us to stay, we'll go." " We were gonna leave anyway." " He's gotta invite us to stick around." "He'll draw on you." "He's ready." "You don't know how fast he is." " I'm over the hill, but it can happen to you." " That's just what I wanna hear(!" ")" "Every day you get older." "Now, that's a law." "What would you think about maybe asking us to stick around?" " What?" " You don't have to mean it." "Just ask us to stick around." "I promise you..." "I can't help you, Sundance." "I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheatin'" "If I draw on you, you'll kill me." "There's that possibility." "No." "You'd be killin' yourself." "So why don't you just invite us to stick around?" "Now, you can do it." "And easy." "Come on." "Come on." "Why don't you stick around?" "Thanks, but we gotta get goin'" "Hey, Kid." "Hey, Kid!" "How good are ya?" "Like I been tellin' you, over the hill." "Boy, every time I see Hole in the Wall again, it's like seein' it fresh for the first time." "And every time that happens I keep askin' myself the same question." "How can I be so damn stupid as to keep comin' back here?" " What's your idea this time?" " Bolivia." " What's Bolivia?" " Bolivia." "That's a country, stupid." "In Central or South America." "One or the other." "Why don't we just go to Mexico instead?" "Cos all they got in Mexico is sweat." "There's too much of that here." "If we'd been in business in the California gold rush, where'd we have gone?" " California, right?" " Right." "So when I say Bolivia, you just think California." "You wouldn't believe what they're findin' in the ground down there." "Silver mines, gold mines, tin mines." "Payrolls so heavy we'd strain ourselves stealing' 'em." "You just keep thinkin', Butch." "That's what you're good at!" "Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals." "Hi, News." "Whatcha doin'" "Oh, howdy, Butch." "Nothin'" "Nothin'" "Howdy, Sundance." "Well, you sure are." "You're doin' somethin' What?" "Just fixing' to rob the Union Pacific Flyer, Butch." "That's all we had in mind." "You fellas got everything I told you all wrong." "True, we might hit the Flyer, but even if we do, it won't be this run." "It'll be the next one - the return." " Sundance and me been checking the banks." " No banks." "What?" "The Flyer, Butch." "Fellas, bad as they are, banks are better than trains." "They don't move." "They stay put." "You know the money's in there." " When I left I gave orders." " New orders been given." "Well, I run things here, Harvey." "Used to you did." "Me now." "This don't concern you!" " You tell him to stay out." " Well, he goes his own way like always." "What's the matter with you guys?" "When I came here, you weren't even a gang." "I formed ya!" " Who says?" " Well, read 'em a clipping', News." " Which one?" " Any of 'em!" "This one here's from the Salt Lake Herald." " "Butch Cassidy's Hole in the Wall Gang..."" " Butch Cassidy's gang - that's me!" "You want Harvey to do your plannin' To do your thinkin' To run things?" " "...outlaws with them on..."" " Shut up now, News!" "Not till I get to the good part, Butch." ""Known to have participated in the hold-up are Flat Nose Curry and News Carver."" "I just love to read my name in the paper, Butch." "OK, so we forget about Logan takin' over." "OK, Flat Nose?" "You always said any one of us could challenge you." " It's cos I figured no one would do it." " Figured wrong, Butch." "You guys can't want Logan!" "At least he's with us, Butch." "You've been spendin' a lot of time gone." " Cos everything's different." " Guns or knives?" " It's harder now." "You gotta plan more." " Guns or knives?" "!" " Neither." " Pick!" "I don't wanna shoot with you, Harvey." "Anything you say, Butch." "Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this." "Bet on Logan." " I would, but who'd bet on you?" " Sundance, when we're done, if he's dead, you're welcome to stay." "Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him." "Love to." "No, no, not yet." "Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out." "Rules?" "In a knife fight?" "No rules!" "If there ain't no rules, let's start." "Someone count 1, 2, 3, go." "1, 2, 3, go!" "I was really rooting' for you, Butch." "Well, thank you, Flat Nose." "That's what sustained me in my time of trouble." "Hey, what's this about the Flyer?" "Harvey said we'd hit it both this run and the return." "Nobody's done that to the Flyer before." "No matter how much we got the first time, they'd figure the return was safe and load it up with money." " Harvey thought of that?" "!" " Yes, sir." "He did." "Well, I'll tell you somethin' That's exactly what we're gonna do." " Stop it!" " Where?" "Up ahead there." "Bet that's old Butch himself!" "Hold it there." " I just thought I'd watch." " Bring the kids, why don't you?" "Stick your heads in." "You'll get yourself blown up, you don't open that door." "I can't do that on account of I work for EH Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad..." "Shut up about that EH Harriman stuff and open the door!" " What's goin' on?" " We got a patriot in there." " OK, go ahead, News." " That's Woodcock." "He's awful dedicated." " Woodcock!" " Yes, sir." "You know who we are?" "You're the Hole in the Wall Gang, Mr Cassidy." "I understand." "But you gotta understand Mr EH Harriman himself of the Union Pacific give me this job." " I've gotta do my best, don't you see?" " That don't include gettin' yourself killed!" " Dynamite's ready." " Mr EH Harriman had the confidence..." "Open the door or that's it!" "Do you think EH Harriman would get himself killed for you?" "Woodcock?" "I work for Mr EH Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad, and he entrusted me..." "Hey, Woodcock." "Hey, Woodcock, you all right?" "Hey." "Whatever Harriman's payin' you ain't enough." "There ain't what I'd call a fortune in there, Butch." "Well, just so we come out ahead." "That's the main thing." "The Hole in the Wall Gang, I guess you heard, robbed the Flyer outside our town, so that makes it our responsibility to get out there and get after them." "Now, you're gonna have to bring your own horses." "How many of you can bring your own guns?" "Yeah, well, how many of you are going to want me to supply you with guns?" "Well..." "Come on, now." "I think it's up to us to do something, don't you?" "Why?" "They're probably halfway to Hole in the Wall already." "That's just exactly why we have got to hurry." "If we get mounted up right now and get after them, maybe we could head 'em off." "Head 'em off?" "You crazy?" "We did that, they'd kill us." "Well, I don't think we want to lie down and just let them get away with this..." "Boy, I just eat this up with a spoon!" "All right, you two." "I want you at my party." " What party?" " I'm losing my piano player." "He's going off to fight the war." " What war?" " The war with the Spanish." ""Remember the Maine."" " Who can forget it?" " I'm giving him a sendoff, so come on." "X Goodbye, Dolly, I must leave you..." "When I was a kid, I always thought I was gonna grow up to be a hero." " Well, it's too late now." " What'd you say that for?" "You didn't have to." "You want me to go, I'll go all alone and fight the Hole in the Wall Gang." "Hell, that's fine with me." "And you want your kids to know that you let me do that, that's fine with me!" "But I don't think that's what you want." "Is it?" "Why don't we enlist?" "Go fight the Spanish." "You and me in the war." "We got a lot of things goin' for us." "Experience, maturity, leadership." "I bet we end up officers." "I'd be Major Parker." "Parker?" "Yeah, that's my real name." " Robert LeRoy Parker." " No foolin'" "Yeah." " Mine's Longbaugh." " No foolin'" " Long what?" " Harry Longbaugh." "So you'd be Major Longbaugh." "Whaddaya say?" "You just keep thinkin', Butch." "That's what you're good at!" "But you're not frantic!" "No, sir!" "You have got respect for me and I have got respect for you!" "That is why I'm your marshal!" "And that is why you and you and you are riding with me!" "Am I right?" "Well?" "Whaddaya say?" "I say this:" "I say, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, friends and enemies," " meet the future!" " The future what?" "The future mode of transportation for this western world." "Now, I'm not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine." "Sure, it'll change your whole life for the better, but that's all!" "What do you think you're doin'" "You got the crowd together." "Just thought I'd do a little selling." " I'm trying to raise a posse here!" " Got a short presentation." "The horse is dead!" "You'll see this item sells itself." "Are you going to listen to him, or come with me?" "Butch, Fanny says for you to come in to her party, right now." "Cheaper than a horse to keep." "No oats, no mess, no kicks, no runnin' away..." "Well," "I think I'll get saddled up and go lookin' for a woman." "Good huntin'" "Shouldn't take more than a couple of days." "I'm not picky." "As long as she's smart, pretty... and sweet." "And gentle and... tender and... refined and lovely and... carefree..." "Keep goin', teacher lady." "It's OK." "Don't mind me." "Keep on goin'" "Let down your hair." "Shake your head." " Know what I wish?" " What?" "That once you'd get here on time!" "You are mine, Etta Place." "Mine!" "You hear me?" "Mine!" "All mine!" "Your soft, white flesh is mine." "Soft." "White." "Meet the future!" " Do you know what you're doin'" " Theoretically." "X Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel" "X It leaves a dull impression on her mind!" "X Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" "X And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed" "X Nothin' seems to fit, those" "X Raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'" "X So I just did me some talkin' to the sun" "X And I said I didn't like the way he got things done" "X Sleepin' on the job, those" "X Raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'" "X But there's one thing I know" "X The blues they send to meet me" "X Won't defeat me" "X It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me" "X Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" "X But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red" "X Crying's not for me, cos" "X I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'" "X Because I'm free" "X Nothing's worryin' me" "X Raindrops are fallin' on my head" "X But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red" "X Crying's not for me, cos" "X I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'" "X Because I'm free" "X Nothing's worryin'" "X Me" "You've come to get him for the Flyer?" "Can you believe I'm broke already?" " Why is there never any money, Butch?" " Hell, I swear, Etta, I don't know." "I've been workin' like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead." "Sundance says it's cos you're a soft touch, always taking expensive vacations, buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler." "Well, that might have somethin' to do with it!" "Butch?" "D'you ever wonder if I'd met you first, we'd been the ones to get involved?" "We are involved, Etta." "Don't you know that?" "You're riding on my bicycle." "In some Arabian countries that's the same as being married." "Hey." " What're you doin'" " Stealin' your woman." "Take her." "Take her." "You're a romantic bastard." "I'll give you that." " OK, open up in there." " I work for Mr EH Harriman of the Union..." " Hey, Woodcock!" " Butch?" " You OK?" " Well, sort of." "Hey, that's wonderful." "Let's take a look at ya." "Now, Butch, you gotta have more respect for me than to think I'd fall for a stunt like that." " You can't wanna get blown up again?" " Butch, you know that if it were my money, there is nobody that I would rather have steal it than you." "But I am still in the employ of Mr EH Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad." " Start this train!" " Get back inside, lady." "Oh, I'm not afraid of you." "I'm not afraid of anything." "I'm a grandmother and a female, and I've got my rights." " We've got no time for this." " You can bull all the others, but not me!" "I've fought whisky and gamblin' I can certainly fight you!" "We got no time for this!" " Put down the gun, Sundance." " Let go!" " What you gonna do to her?" " Whatever you force me to." "Leave her alone." "You're after the money, and the money's in here." "All I want is for somebody to start this train." "Somebody!" "Please!" " Open up or tell her goodbye!" " Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven." "What am I gonna tell poor Mr Harriman?" "Woodcock, what d'you have to do somethin' like that for?" "Well, Butch, you blew the last one so easy I just had to do something." "Give me that, and get some more." "A lot more!" "Well, that oughta do it." "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" "What the hell is that?" "Whatever they're sellin', I don't want it." "Will you leave it!" "Come on!" " Hey, Butch." " What?" "They're very good." "Split up!" " How many of 'em are followin' us?" " All of them." "All of 'em?" "What's the matter with those guys?" "!" "I think we lost 'em." "D'you think we lost 'em?" " No." " Neither do I." "Take our horses and keep 'em out of sight." " Where's Sweetface?" " Just inside." "Trouble?" "Listen, you dirty old man, I know you're a lyin' thief, but who'd know it to look at ya?" "Get out front fast." "You seen us ride through town five minutes ago." "You do this right, I'll get you an old dog to kick." "Here, room nine." "The top of the stairs." "X My beloved's proud" "Hey, you're drivin' me crazy staring' out the window like that." "I swear to you Sweetface can handle it easy." "He wouldn't dare louse me up, he's that scared of me." "How can I give Agnes the concentration she deserves with you lookin' out the window?" "Butch, you're really somethin', you know that?" "Could you be a bit more specific, Agnes?" "Butch!" "OK, Sweetface, give 'em a nice smile." "Come on." "Oh, that's a nice touch." "You know, I swear, if he told me I rode out of town ten minutes ago, I'd believe him." "And there they go." "No, no, no." "Don't ask me to stay." "You're the only real man I ever met." "You know that, Butch?" "It's notjust cos of all that money you got to spend on people." "It's you." "The way you're always lookin' to see am I happy or not." "A lot of the other girls, they might want you just for when you got lots of money to spend on people." "Me, I..." "I don't care about clothes and money and jewels and furs." "Things like that." "Lots of the other girls do, but I never did." "I always said "Agnes..."" "Don't move!" "Stand up." "Put your hands up." "Higher!" "Now turn around and..." "Get our horses and come on back here." "Get outta here." "Get outta here." "Get out!" "Go on!" "Get outta here, you fatheaded beast!" " Come on!" " You're the fatheaded beast." "Quit shouting." "Boy, somebody sure trained 'em." "Which way?" "It doesn't matter." "I don't know where we've been and I've just been there." "They can't follow us." "We're safe." "You really think so?" "I will if you will." "How long you figure we been watchin'" "Oh, a while." "How long before you figure they're not after us?" "A while longer." "How come you're so talkative?" "Just naturally blabby, I guess." "I haven't done so much ridin' since I quit rustlin'" "That's a miserable occupation." "Dusk to dawn, no sleep, rotten food." "Hey?" "I see it." "Torches, you think?" "Maybe." "Maybe lanterns." "They're followin' our path." "Dead on it." "I couldn't do that." "Could you do that?" "How can they do that?" "!" "Who are those guys?" " Sure it'll work?" " It'll work." " That's what you said about Sweetface!" " This'll work." "Once they divide up, we take 'em." "No trouble." "Right?" "Maybe." "Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist." "They ought to get to where we split up any time." "They're just about there." "How many of 'em you think'll come our way?" "I wish we had rifles." "I mean, they got rifles." "But we got surprise on our side, right?" "Well, so far they're doin' what we want." "You think we ought to take 'em from up here?" "Kid..." "look, you know this work better than I do." "Is it best here or maybe down there, closer to the trail?" "Dammit!" "They're not goin' for it." "Who are those guys?" "I don't know." " I don't know!" " We gotta do somethin' and shake 'em." "Whatever it is that you come up with is fine with me." "But whatever it is, it better be now!" " Ray..." " What're you doin'" " Hold on." "Easy, Ray." " What the hell do you mean, take it easy?" "!" " You said you'd never come to my territory." " We haven't, Ray." "We haven't!" "Just cos we were friendly doesn't allow you to break in." "What would happen to me if we was to be seen together?" "I'm too old to hunt up anotherjob!" "You could at least have drawn your guns!" "Listen to Butch." "He's tryin' to tell you somethin'" "All right." "What do you want?" "A couple of things." "We wanna enlist, Ray." "You know, in the army." "Right away!" "Go fight the Spanish." "Oh, you're crazy." "You are crazy." "You are both of you crazy!" "They'd throw you in jail for a thousand years each!" "Come on, Sundance." "Start trussin' my feet." "Here, you've seen these before." "Come on!" "I'm not gonna take the chance someone saw you." "Ray, we're serious about this." " You are known outlaws." " We quit." " Quit!" " That's the point, we would." "Too tight?" "No, that's all right." "There's hankies in the top drawer you can use to gag me." "Oh, this'd work." "This'd work, Ray." "You trust us and the government trusts you, so anything you tell 'em, they gotta believe it." "You've never done a dishonest thing in your life and what are you, pushing' 60?" "We'd quit." "They'd drop all the charges." "We'd fight till the war is over." " They don't even have to make us officers." " That's some proposition." "I mean, they forget all about the years of thieving' and robbin'" "They take you into the army, which is what you want in the first place." "There's somethin' out there that scares you, huh?" "It's too late." "Shoulda let yourselves get killed a long time ago while you had the chance." "See, you may be the biggest thing ever hit this area, but you're still two-bit outlaws!" "I never met a soul more affable than you, or faster than the Kid, but you're still nothin' but two-bit outlaws on the dodge." "It's over!" "Don't you get that?" "Your times is over and you're gonna die bloody!" "And all you can do is choose where." "I'm sorry." "I'm gettin' mean in my old age." "Come on!" "Shut me up, Sundance." "Ah, you're wastin' your time." " They can't track us over rock." " Tell them that." "They're beginnin' to get on my nerves." "Who are those guys?" "You remember the time you and me and Etta went to Denver that summer for a vacation?" "Glad you brought that up." "An important topic, considering' our situation." " The night we went gambling' Remember?" " We had dinner at the hotel." "Etta had roast beef and I had chicken." "If I can remember what you had, I'll die a happy man!" " Look out there." " What?" "We got to talkin' to some gambler that night and he told us about an Indian." "A full-blooded Indian, except he called himself with an English name." "Sir somebody." " Lord Baltimore?" " That's right." "And he could track anybody." "Over anything, day or night." "So?" "The guy on the ground, I think it's him." "No, Baltimore works out of Oklahoma." "He's strictly an Oklahoma man." "I don't know where we are, but it sure as hell isn't Oklahoma." "Ah, it couldn't be him." "It couldn't be him." "I guess." "Whoever it is, it sure the hell is somebody." "Dammit!" "Don't they get tired?" "Don't they get hungry?" " They gotta be." " Why don't they slow up?" "Hell, they could go faster." "At least that'd be a change." "They don't even break formation." "Do something!" " Kid?" " What?" "Who's the best lawman?" "Best?" "How?" "You mean toughest, or easiest to bribe?" "Toughest." "Joe Lefors." "Gotta be." "Lefors never leaves Wyoming." "Never." "You know that." "He always wears a white skimmer." "That's how you tell it's Joe Lefors cos he wears a white straw hat." "Look at that guy out front." "Jeez, who are those guys?" "Come on!" "On your feet, you dumbhead." "Go on!" "Get outta here!" "Go on!" "What if they don't follow the horse?" "You're the brains, Butch." "You'll think of somethin'" "Dammit!" "The way I figure it, we can either fight or give." " If we give, we go to jail." " I've been there already." "But if we fight, they can stay right where they are and starve us out." "Or go for position, shoot us." "Might even get a rock slide started and get us that way." "What else can they do?" "They could surrender, but I wouldn't count on that." "They're goin' for position all right." "Better get ready." "Kid, the next time I say let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia." "Next time..." "Ready?" "No, we'll jump." " Like hell we will." " No, it'll be OK, if we're not squished to death." "They'll never follow us." " How do you know?" " Would you jump if you didn't have to?" " I have to and I'm not gonna." " Well, we got to, otherwise we're dead." "They'll just have to go back the same way they come." " Just one clear shot." " Come on." " We got to!" " Get away from me." " Why?" " I wanna fight 'em!" " They'll kill us!" " Maybe." " You wanna die?" " Do you?" "All right." "I'll jump first." " No." " Then you jump first." " No, I said." " What's the matter?" "I can't swim!" "Why, are you crazy?" "The fall will probably kill ya!" " You're drowning' me!" " I can't help it!" "I can't swim!" " Kid, I'll kill ya!" "You're choking me!" " I can't swim!" "I'm tellin' you, if I drown, I swear I'll kill you!" "Never said I was a great swimmer." "You're choking me!" "You're choking me!" "You don't have to choke me!" "Kid, let go of my throat!" "The papers said they had you." " Was it Lefors?" "Did they say?" " Joe Lefors?" "I think so." " And their tracker?" " Tracker?" " Was it Lord Baltimore?" " I think so." "The paper's inside." "You got enough to feed us?" "Don't you know I do?" " They said you were dead." " Don't make a big thing out of it." "No, make a big thing out of it." "Hey!" "It was Baltimore and Lefors." "What?" " You know who else?" " Who?" " Jeff Car, George Hiatt." " Hiatt?" "TT Kelliher." "Jeez, we lucked out getting away." "You know that?" "But why would these guys join up and take after us, though?" "Forget it." "A bunch like that won't stay together long." " They will, if Mr Harriman has his way." " Who?" "EH Harriman of the Union Pacific Railroad." "He resents the way you've picked on him, so he's outfitted a special train and hired special employees." "You've spent the last two days avoiding them." "It's really sort of flattering, if you wanna think about it that way." " A setup like that costs more than we took." " Apparently he can afford it." "That crazy Harriman." "That's bad business!" "How long d'you think I'd stay in operation if every time I pulled ajob it cost me money?" "If he'd pay me what he's spending' to make me stop robbing' him, I'd stop robbing' him!" "You probably inherited every penny you got!" " Inherited guys." "What the hell do they know?" " You say they're hired permanent?" "No." "Just till they kill you." "That means they're still after us, Butch." "And it's gonna be the same thing all over again." "They'll show up here, sooner or later." "Hey, Etta." "I'll get you some more." "Butch and me have been talkin' it all over." "Wherever the hell Bolivia is, that's where we're off to." "Yeah, we'll go down there and play it safe." "Maybe keep our hand in a little bit." " Butch speaks some Spanish." " I can wrestle with a menu OK." "And you speak it good." "It'd be good cover goin' with a woman." "No one expects it." "We could travel safer." "What I'm sayin' is if you wanna go, I won't stop you." "But the minute you start to whine or make a nuisance," "I don't care where we are, I'm dumpin' you flat." "Don't sugar-coat it like that, Kid." "Tell her straight." "I'm 26 and I'm single and a schoolteacher, and that's the bottom of the pit." "And the only excitement I've known is here with me now." "So I'll go with you and I won't whine, and I'll sew your socks and stitch your wounds, and I'll do anything you ask of me, except one thing." "I won't watch you die." "I'll miss that scene, if you don't mind." "The future's all yours, ya lousy bicycles!" "Well, you know, it could be worse." "You get a lot more for your money in Bolivia." "I checked on it." "What could they have here that you could possibly wanna buy?" "Jeez, all Bolivia can't look like this." "How do you know?" "This might be the garden spot of the whole country." "People may travel hundreds of miles just to get to this spot where we're standing now." "This might be the Atlantic City, New Jersey of all Bolivia." "I know a lot more about Bolivia than you know about Atlantic City, I can tell you that." "You do, huh?" "I was born there." "I was born in New Jersey." " Brought up there." "So..." " You're from the East." "I didn't know." "The total tonnage of what you don't know is enough to..." " I'm not sure we're accomplishing anything." " Listen!" "Your job is to back me up, because you'd starve without me." "And, you, yourjob is to shut up!" "Well, he'll feel a lot better after he's robbed a couple of banks." "Bolivia!" "Hell, it's just a bank like any other bank." "Gotta move in slowly, check out everything." " The thing to remember..." " Don't tell me how to rob a bank!" "I know how!" "Boy, a few dark clouds appear on your horizon, you just go all to pieces, don't you?" "Buenos días, señores. ¿Les puedo servir en algo?" "Ordenen, por favor, inmediatamente." "¿ Quieren hacer algún depósito?" "Si quieren abrir alguna cuenta, vean al cajero." "Inmediatamente los atendemos." "¿ Señor?" "Adiós." "This is a robbery." "Esto es un robo." "Esto es un robo." "This is a unison recitation." "I'm not doing this." "He claimed he knew the damn language!" "We've been over this before." "Your line of work requires a specialised vocabulary." " I got nervous." "I forgot the words." "Shoot me!" " You've had worse ideas lately!" "Raise your hands." "Las manos arriba." "Raise them." "Arriba." "All of you, back against the wall." "Todos ustedes, and then... "arrísmense" a la pared." "Give me the money." "Give me the money." "Give me the money." "This is not going to work and we'll be up all night until you get this." "Now, give me the money." "It's on the tip of my tongue, Etta." "I swear it." "Butch, are you still thinking in there?" "What the hell else is there to do?" "Try this one." "Where is the safe?" "Open it." "¿Dónde es?" "That's a hard one." "¿Dónde está la caja?" "¡Ábrala!" "That's very good, Butch." "You're a good teacher, Etta." " ¡Esto es un robo!" " ¿ Un robo?" "Manos a..." "Manos..." " ¡Manos arriba!" " They got 'em up!" "Skip on down." " ¡Arriba!" " Skip on down!" " Todos ustedes "arrísmense" a la pared." " They're against the wall already!" "Dónde..." "Ah, you're so damn smart, you read it!" " Lot of good you did." " You didn't help." "You ain't any good without a crib sheet." "¡Bandidos!" " For God's sake, don't drop the money!" " I won't!" " Voy a traer al comisario." " ¡Sí, vamos!" " ¿ Su nombre?" " Evaristo." "¿Evaristo qué?" "Comandante, dos hombres acaban de asaltar el banco." " ¿ Quiénes eran?" " Dos yanquis y una muchacha." "Se llevaron todo el dinero y mi pistola." "¡Vamonos!" "Vengan ustedes, ¡a los caballos!" "Isn't that a pretty sight?" "We're back in business, boys and girls, just like the old days." " Jose!" " Sí, señor." "We should stay, get him and be done with it." "Yeah, but what if we lose?" "We saw him with two guys, but what if he's got 20?" " You don't know for sure it's Lefors." " I'm a hell of a guesser." "He can't arrest you here." "It's a foreign country." "Or take you back." "He's not gonna take anybody back." "He wants to finish us here." "He'll wait for us to pull ajob, then hunt us like before." "And if he misses us, he'll wait for the next job." "Let's finish it now, one way or the other." "He's gotta wait for us, right?" "To pull anotherjob?" "Well, what if there isn't anotherjob?" "I mean, he can't arrest us and he can't take us outta here." "We'll drive him crazy." "We'll outlast the bastard." "We'll go straight!" "So you wantjobs?" "You're from the US of A and you are seeking after employment." "Well, you couldn't have picked a more out of the way place in all Bolivia, I'll tell you that." "Gracias, Jesús." "Ordinarily, you've got to wait to work for Percy Garris, but this ain't ordinarily." "Bingo." " You mean there are jobs?" " Yes, there are jobs." "There are lots ofjobs." "Don't you wanna know why?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Dammy." "Because I cannot promise to pay you." "Don't you wanna know why?" "OK." "Why?" "On account of the payroll thieves, fellow citizens." "You see, every mine around gets its payroll from La Paz." "And every mine around gets its payroll held up." "Some say it's the Bolivian bandits and... some say that it's the "Bandidos Yanquis"." "Could I see that?" "Fairly nice-Iooking piece." "Can you hit anything?" "Sometimes." "Hit that." "No, no, son." "No, son." "I just wanna know can you shoot." "Put your piece in your hand... and shoot." "Dammy." "Can I move?" "Move?" "What the hell you mean move?" " I'm better when I move." " Yeah." "Well, considering that I'm desperate and you are just what I'm looking for, on top of which you stem from the US of A, we start tomorrow morning." " You mean we gotjobs?" " Payroll guard." "Dammy." "¡Vámonos a trabajar!" "Hey, Chusto!" "Chusto!" "X Oh, don't you remember sweet Betsy from Pike?" "X Crossed the high mountains with her lover, Ike" "X Two yoke of oxen and a big yeller dog" "X A tall Shanghai rooster and one spotted hog" "X Toodle-dang hoodie aye-doh, toodle-dang hoodie ay" "X Toodle-dang hoodie aye-doh, toodle-dang hoodie ay" "X The Shanghai ran off and the cattle all died" "X Last piece of bacon that morning..." "I think they're in the trees up ahead." " In the bushes on the left." " They're in the trees up ahead!" "You take the trees, I'll take the bushes." "Will you two beginners cut it out!" "Well, we're just trying to spot an ambush, Mr Garris." "Morons." "I've got morons on my team." "Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain!" "We have got no money going down the mountain!" "When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat." "Bingo." "We hit this place in June, didn't we?" "Jones!" "Give me a hand over here." "Who am I?" "Smith or Jones?" "Live!" "'Bout a half-hour more and we can start to worry." "As soon as we get to the pass up there." "We'll be all right till then." " They might try somethin' here." " Nah." "Better cover up there." "You got to relax, you fellas." "You got to get used to Bolivian ways." "You got to go easy." "Dammy!" "Like I do." "Course, you probably think I'm crazy, but I'm not." "Bingo." "I'm colourful." "That's what happens when you live ten years alone in Bolivia." "You get colourful." "Where are they?" "I can't see 'em." "Let's get outta here!" "Tell them to leave the money and go." "Dejen el "dinoro"...dinero and... y váyanse." "¿ Que dejemos el dinero y nos vayamos?" "Tell them we were hired to take it back." "It's ourjob!" "Tell them the money isn't ours." "El dinero... no es nuestro." "No, ya no es de ustedes." "Ahora es de nosotros." "¡Claro!" "We'll try telling them again." "It's ourjob." "The money isn't ours." "El dinero no es nuestro." " Lo necesitamos." " También nosotros lo necesitamos." " What do you think?" " Not so good." "Can you take the two on the right?" "Kid, there's somethin' I think I oughta tell ya." "I never shot anybody before." "One hell of a time to tell me." "Vale más que se hagan a un lado, porque a lo mejor éstos nos matan." "Try for the two on the right." "Aim dead centre." "That way if you miss, you still hit something." " Go!" " ¿ Qué?" " Please!" " ¿ Qué?" " Por favor." " ¡Por favor!" "Well, we've gone straight." "What'll we try now." "There are other ways of going straight, you know." "There are other ways of going straight." "There's farming." "We could buy a place." "I don't know how to farm." "What about a ranch, then?" "The last time we tried a ranch was during our rustling' days." "And even then we weren't much good at it." "It's hard." "Hours are brutal." "No, you gotta be a kid to start a ranch." "Hey." "I might go back ahead of you." "You mean home?" "I was thinking of it." "Whatever you want, Etta." "Maybe I'll go." "Hey." "Etta's thinking of maybe goin' home ahead of us." "Whatever she wants." "I'll go, then." "¡Manos arriba!" " How much you got?" " It's hardly worth it." "Alpoca Mine." " I tell you, no more jungle work for me." " You're gettin' to be an old maid." "Keep your old-maid remarks to yourself, if you don't mind." "I'll work in the city and mountains, but from now on jungle work is out!" "¿Bandidos Yanquis?" "Tell 'em to be quiet." " What's the word?" " Quietos." "¡Quietos!" "I tell you, the jungle's a better cover for payrolls." "Kid, I got a right to my opinion, and in my opinion there are snakes in the jungle." "I don't work around snakes." "What is this place?" "I don't know." "San Vicente, I think." " ¿ Comer?" " Sí, señor." "Pasen." "¡Juan!" "Ven." "Llévate los caballos." "I don't enjoy jungles or swamps." "I don't like snakes." "I don't much care for night work." "Bitch, bitch, bitch." "¡Capitán!" "¡Capitán!" "Capitán, allí en la plaza hay una mula de las minas de Alpoca." " ¿De las minas de Alpoca?" " Sí, sí." "Allí está, dos hombres la acaban de traer, están comiendo en el restorán de mi papá." "El guisado está delicioso." "Para chuparse los dedos." "Es la especialidad de la casa." "Se quieren más no tengan pena y díganmelo." "Yo estoy aquí para servirles." "Agradezco la visita de tan distinguidos caballeros." "Muchas gracias." "Para servirles." " Muchas gracias." " Sí." "The specialty of the house and it's still movin'" "Well, that settles it." "This place gets no more of my business." " Hey." " What?" "What do you think?" "I bet it's just one guy." "Don't you get sick of being right all the time?" "Reloading." "That's all I got." "We're gonna run out unless we can get to that mule and get some more." "I'll go." "This is no time for bravery." "I'll let you." "Loaded." "Hell!" "I'm the one that has to go." "Why you?" "Cos I could never give you cover." "You can cover me." "You can see I'm right, can't you?" " You go." " Yeah, why am I always so damned smart?" "Here." "Gimme your gun." "OK." "Go!" "OK!" "Go!" "Is... is that what you call giving cover?" "Is that what you call running?" "If I... knew you were gonna stroll..." "You never could shoot, not from the very beginning." "And you are all mouth!" "Jefe, ya llegó el ejército." "¡Mi capitán!" " ¿Dónde están?" " Allí en la plaza." " ¿ Cuántos hombres son?" " Dos hombres." " ¿Dos?" " Mi capitán..." " ¿Dos?" " Bandidos Yanquis." " Bandidos Yanquis, ¿ eh?" " Sí, mi capitán." "¡Sargento Rico!" "Desmonte a veinte hombres y que vengan con el teniente." "¡Sargento!" "Rodeen el zócalo, y suban hacia la azotea y espérenme." "¡Media vuelta en el lugar!" "¡AI frente!" " I got a great idea where we should go next." " I don't wanna hear it." " You'll change your mind when I tell ya." " Shut up!" " OK, OK." " Your great ideas got us here..." " Forget it!" " I never wanna hear another of your ideas." " All right." " OK." "Australia." "I figured, secretly you wanted to know, so I told you." "Australia." " That's your great idea?" " Oh, boy, it's the latest in... in a long line." " Australia's no better than here." " That's all you know." " Name me one thing..." " They speak English in Australia!" " They do?" " Yeah, smart guy." "We wouldn't be foreigners." "They got horses in Australia." "Hell, they got thousands of miles we could hide out in." "Good climate, beaches." "You could learn to swim." "No!" "Swimming isn't important." "What about the banks?" "They're easy." "Easy, ripe and luscious." "The banks or the women?" "Well, once you got one, you got the other!" " It's a long way though." " Everything's gotta be perfect with you!" "I just don't wanna get there and find out it stinks, that's all." "At least think about it." "All right." "I'll think about it." "Hey." "When we get outside, when we get to the horses, just remember one thing." " Hey, wait a minute." " What?" "You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?" "Lefors?" "No." "Oh, good." "For a moment there I thought we were in trouble." "¡Fuego!" "¡Fuego!" "¡Fuego!" "Visiontext Subtitles by Natasha Cohn" "ENGLISH"

"Lady Crane:" "My son." "My firstborn son." "My child king, hush." "Listen to the gods, for you they sing." "Fight no more, sweet child." "Your wars are won." "The wolves are buried and the false stag done." "Shut your blue eyes, my love." "Let the crown fall." "The Father above beckons you to his hall." "In Seventh Heaven I'll see you once more." "But now I seek vengeance on Sansa the whore and my brother the Imp who killed his own king." "Born amongst lions, our curse from within." "I will slay him, I swear." "With noose or with knife, though it take me a fortnight, a moon or my life." "Bobono:" "What is that I hear and smell?" "Someone I'll soon send to hell." "It's time to see if truth they told who said Tywin Lannister shits gold." "Man:" "Get the wig!" "Izembaro:" "You beast, you beast." "You killed my wife." "And now you've taken your father's life." "No worse child ever stained this land." "I curse the day I named you." "Bobono:" "My greatest crime!" "You're good at that." "Where did you learn?" "I'm a jealous woman." "I've always liked bad men and they've always liked me." "They'd come home wherever home was that night stinking of some whore's perfume." "So we'd fight and I'd put a hole in them." "And then I'd feel terrible, so I'd patch them up." "I got good at patching them up." "And good at putting holes in them." "And that." "What happened to the actress?" "The one who wanted you dead." "Bianca." "She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress after what I did to her face." "Mmm." "I never did learn to cook." "But eat." "Eat." "You need it." "The company is moving on to Pentos soon." "You should come with us." " I can't." " Why not?" "Got a feeling you'd be good at this sort of work." "And besides, we need a new actress." "I don't think I could remember all of the lines." "Come with us." "What's left for you here?" "You wouldn't be safe." "Not while she's looking for me." "Who?" "She doesn't have a name." "Where will you go?" "Essos is east and Westeros is west." "But what's west of Westeros?" "I don't know." "Nobody does." "That's where all the maps stop." "The edge of the world, maybe." "I'd like to see that." " What's that?" " Milk of the poppy." "I don't want any." "Sleep is the only way you'll heal." "Trust me, if my soup didn't kill you, nothing will." "Thing about Gatins, right, is he used to be pretty." "I was a famous kisser." "You lads know how to kiss proper?" "Course we do." "This is for masters, this technique." " You're not ready." " I'm ready." "He says he's ready." "All right." "Now, pay attention." "You put your left hand on the back of the lady's head." "Your right hand holds the small of the lady's back like so." "Very romantic." "Take your middle finger, yeah, and you jam it right up her bunghole." "So fucking close!" "Ah, it smells like pussy to me." "Look at him." "You get hard, boy?" "Fuck you!" "Disgusting old twats." "Got off on that, did you, you old fuck?" "Where's the other one?" " The one with the yellow cloak." " Fuck you!" "Those are your last words, fuck you?" "Come on, you can do better." "Cunt!" "You're shit at dying, you know that?" "I'd call that a successful gambit." " Would you?" " Look around." "The city has come back to life." " You made a pact with fanatics." " I did and it worked." "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked." "That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat." "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave." "I'm going to miss you." "I know." "I hope you're right about this expedition of yours." "If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong." "We need friends in Westeros." "And we need ships." "Most of all, we need our queen." "She'll come back." "She has to." "My heart's been broken too many times already." "I'll walk the rest of the way myself." "I can't go off on a secret mission in the company of the most famous dwarf in the city." "Varys." "The most famous dwarf in the world." "Your Grace, several members of the Faith Militant have been permitted entry to the Red Keep." "Have been permitted?" "That's rather a tortured way of putting it." "They demand to see you, Your Grace." "Who permitted them inside the Red Keep?" "The king is aware of their presence?" "He is, Your Grace." "He's currently in his chambers at prayer." "Your Grace, His Holiness the High Septon wishes to speak with you at the Great Sept of Baelor." "His Holiness the High Septon is welcome to see me here in the Red Keep." "Your Grace, this is not a request." "It is a request, Cousin Lancel." "You are asking me for something, I'm refusing." "The High Septon commands you." "Are you sure you want to refuse him?" "He promised me I could stay in the Red Keep until my trial." "He made no such promises." "If you refuse to come of your own free will" "Get out." "Move aside, ser." "Order your man to step aside or there will be violence." "I choose violence." "Please tell His High Holiness he's always welcome to visit." "Looks like a siege, my lady." "You have a keen military mind, Pod." "My lady." "My lady." "Who goes there?" "!" "State your business!" "My name is Brienne of Tarth." "Please inform Ser Jaime Lannister I've come to speak with him." "Tell him I have his sword." "Getting a bit old to be a squire, aren't we?" "Podrick fucking Payne." "I thought you'd be dead by now." "Not yet." " Are they in there?" " Uh-huh." "You think they're fucking?" "What?" "No." "Why not?" "I'd fuck her." "You'd fuck her, wouldn't you?" " I'm her squire." " Oh." "Well, he'd fuck her, that's for sure." "And she'd fuck him, don't you think?" "The way she looks at him." "The way all women look at him is frankly irritating." "I preferred working with the little brother on that account." "Come on, you're the one with the magic cock." "You must have shown it to her by now." " She's training me to fight." " Is she?" "Oh." " An hour in the morning, an hour at night." "Every day." "Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you?" "Well, that's a different sort of fighting." "Now, that's the truth, isn't it?" "You want to learn that sort of fighting?" "All right." "All right, let's start with your footwork." "Show me your stance." "Now listen to me, Pod." "See how your feet are about a yard apart?" "Lesson number one, assume everyone wants to hit you." "'Cause they do, Pod." "Everyone wants to hit a fucking squire." "Do it again." "Come on, don't sulk." "Jaime:" "I never thought you'd find her." "I just assumed Sansa was dead." "Why would you assume that?" "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long." "I don't think you know many girls like her." "Well, I'm proud of you." "I am." "You fulfilled your oath to Catelyn Stark against all odds." "Of course, my sister wants Sansa dead." "The girl is still a suspect in Joffrey's murder, so there is that complication." "What the hell are you doing here?" "I've come for the Blackfish." "You're welcome to have him." "Lady Sansa desires to take her ancestral seat back from the Boltons and assume her rightful position as Lady of Winterfell." "With what army does she plan on taking Winterfell?" "The Tully army." "They're a bit occupied at the moment." "I was sent here to reclaim Riverrun currently defended by the Tully rebels, so you can see the conundrum." "The Tullys are rebels because they're fighting for their home?" "Riverrun was granted to the Freys by royal decree." "As a reward for betraying Robb Stark and slaughtering his family." "Exactly." "We shouldn't argue about politics." "You're a knight, Ser Jaime." "I know there is honor in you." " I've seen it myself." " I'm a Lannister." "Don't ask me to betray my own house." "I do no such thing." "Take Riverrun without bloodshed." "Ride south again with your mission complete and your army intact." "What do you propose?" "Allow me to enter Riverrun under a flag of truce." "Let me try to persuade the Blackfish to give up the castle." "Why would he abandon his ancestral home?" "Because you'll allow him to lead the Tully forces safely north." "Have you ever met the Blackfish?" " No." " He's even more stubborn than you are." "All right." "Try to talk some sense into the old goat." "He won't listen, but his men might." "Not everybody wants to die for someone else's home." "I need your word." "If I persuade him to abandon the castle, you'll grant a safe passage north." "You have my word." "You have until nightfall." "You gave it to me for a purpose." "I've achieved that purpose." "It's yours." "It will always be yours." "One last thing, Ser Jaime." "Yes, Lady Brienne?" "Should I fail to persuade the Blackfish to surrender and if you attack the castle, honor compels me to fight for Sansa's kin." "Of course it does." "To fight you." "Let's hope it doesn't come to that." "Blackfish:" "I've said no three times already." "I have a signed letter from your niece Sansa Stark." "I haven't seen her since she was a child." "I don't know her signature." "I don't know you." "And I will not surrender." "Double the guards tonight." "The Kingslayer wants to try us." "I can feel it." "As I have said, my name is" "Yes, Brienne of Tarth." "I know your father." " Good man." " He always spoke highly of you." "And if he were here now, I'd tell him the same I'm telling you." "If you think I'm abandoning my family's seat on the Kingslayer's word of honor, you're a bloody fool." "Riverrun cannot stand against the Lannisters and the Freys." "We can stand longer than your one-handed friend thinks we can." " He's not my friend." " No?" "Who gave you permission to cross the siege line and enter the castle?" "Who gave you that sword with the gold lion on the pommel?" "Ser Jaime kept his word to your niece Catelyn Stark." "He sent me to find Sansa, to help her as Catelyn wanted." "He gave me this sword to protect her." "That is what I have done and I will continue to do until the day I die." "She's exactly like her mother." "I don't have enough men to help her take Winterfell." "You have more than she does." "She wants her home back." "I understand that." "But this is my home." "And if Jaime Lannister wants it, he can bloody well take it the way everyone else does." "Find the maester." "We need to get a raven north to Sansa." "What should I write?" "Tell her I failed." "There's to be a royal announcement?" "There is." "Why wasn't I informed?" "There is to be a royal announcement in the throne room at this very moment." "Where are you going?" "To stand by my son." "Your place is in the gallery with the other ladies of the court." "Pycelle:" "Your Grace..." "Tommen:" "Lords and ladies, the Faith and the Crown are the two pillars that hold up this world." "One collapses, so does the other." "The Father judges us all." "If you break his laws... you will be punished." "After conferring with His Holiness the High Septon, we have determined that Loras Tyrell and Cersei Lannister's trial will be held in the Great Sept of Baelor on the first day of the Festival of the Mother." "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms." "Tommen:" "The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the gods." "Cersei Lannister and Loras Tyrell will stand trial before seven septons as it was in the earliest days of the Faith." "Seven blessings to all." "Crowd:" "Seven blessings." "Your Grace... that old rumor you told me about." "My little birds investigated." "And?" "Was it just a rumor or something more?" "More." "Much more." "Missandei:" "You seem happy." "I am happy." "You should both be happy as well." "Not so long ago, this city was ready to devour itself." "Now it's like a man reborn." "I will be happy when our queen returns." "Why don't you drink?" "Why don't either of you ever drink?" "Unsullied never drink." " Why not?" " Rules." "And who made these rules?" "Your former masters?" "Those miserable old shits didn't want you to be human." "Have a drink with me." "And you?" "What's your excuse?" "I have tried wine before." "It made me feel funny." "That's how you know it's working." "Here's to our queen." "Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our queen." "To Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons," "Breaker of Chains, long may she reign." " Long may she reign." " Long may she reign." "Tyrion:" "Do you like it?" "Tastes like it has turned." "Yes, yes." "Fermentation." "One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms..." "I'd like to have my own vineyard." "Make my own wine." "The Imp's Delight." "Only my close friends could drink it." "Tell me a joke, Missandei of Naath." "I do not know any jokes." "Grey Worm?" "Right." "Three lords walk into a tavern-- a Stark, a Martell, and a Lannister." "They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, each of them finds a fly in his cup." "The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another." "The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole." "The Stark reaches into his cup, pulls out the fly and shouts," ""Spit it out, you wee shit." "Spit it out."" "It's funnier in Westeros." "The Starks and the Lannisters, I thought these were enemies." "Yes." "A joke is like a story, Torgo Nudho." "Not a true story, necessarily." "A story that's supposed to make you laugh ideally." "Not at the moment, perhaps." "Missandei, do you like the wine?" "I do." "Tell a joke." "Two translators are on a sinking ship." "The first says," ""Do you know how to swim?"" "The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in 19 languages."" "Ah!" "That is the worst joke I ever heard." "You don't even know what a joke is." "I am soldier all my life." "You think I never hear joke?" "You lied to us." "I make joke." "More jokes." "I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass." " The madam says" "The Masters have come for their property." "Lord Edmure." "I apologize for the way the Freys treated you." "A man of your birth deserves better." "You have my word you'll be properly fed and clothed from now on." "I have your word?" "Oh, good." "Good, that's-- that's a fine thing." "My uncle will never surrender the castle, ser." "Whatever game you're playing." "The Blackfish is an old man." "A good death is all he can hope for." "But you, you have a child now, I've heard." "A son you sired on your wedding night." "You're a potent man." "A son I've never met born of a wife that I haven't seen since our first night together." "You should be with them both." "I can arrange that, you realize?" "Comfortable rooms for you at Casterly Rock." "A tutor for your boy, knights to train him to fight and to ride." "And when he comes of age, he'll have a keep of his own." "Do you imagine yourself a decent person?" "Is that it?" "After you've massacred my family." "Kept me in a cell for years." "Stolen our lands." "I'll remind you that our houses are at war." "I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences." "Says the man who shoved his sword through his king's back." "Did I give you the impression that this was a negotiation?" "It's not." "You understand." "On some level you understand that you're an evil man." "I'll leave the judgments to the gods." "Well, that is convenient for you." "You're a fine-looking fellow, aren't you?" "Your square jaw, your golden armor." "Tell me, I want to know." "I truly do." "How do you live with yourself?" "All of us have to believe that we're decent, don't we?" "You have to sleep at night." "How do you tell yourself that you're decent after everything that you've done?" "I was your sister's prisoner once." "She hit me on the head with a rock if I remember correctly." "Yeah." "She should have killed you." "Perhaps, but she didn't." "Catelyn Stark hated me just like you hate me." "But I didn't hate her." "I admired her." "Far more than her husband or her son." "Do you think I care whom you admire and whom you don't?" "No, I don't, but I'm telling you anyway because you're my prisoner." "You don't have a choice." "The love she had for her children," "I was a little awed by it." "Reminded me of my sister." "Oh." "Oh, I see." "You're a madman." "I'm not here to trade insults." " Your sister was a strong" " Don't talk about Cat!" " I'll talk about whomever I want." "She loved her children." "I suppose all mothers do, but Catelyn and Cersei, there's a fierceness you don't often see." "They'd do anything to protect their babies." "Start a war." "Burn cities to ash." "Free their worst enemies." "The things we do for love." "You didn't come here to talk about our sisters." "That's exactly why I came here." "I love Cersei." "You can laugh at that if you want." "You can sneer." "Doesn't matter." "She needs me." "And to get back to her, I have to take Riverrun." "I'll send for your baby boy." "And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult." "Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure." "Your son doesn't matter to me." "The people in the castle don't matter to me." "Only Cersei." "And if I have to slaughter every Tully who ever lived to get back to her, that's what I'll do." "Guard:" "Who goes there?" "Edmure Tully, son of Hoster Tully and the rightful Lord of Riverrun." "I demand entry." "Don't let him in." "He's the Lord of Riverrun." "I have to obey his commands." "He's been their captive ever since they murdered his king at the Red Wedding." "Why do you think the people who murdered his king at the Red Wedding would decide to let him come home?" "Because it's a trap, you idiot." "Don't let him in." "He's my lord, my lord." "I've sworn to serve the Lord of Riverrun and obey his commands." "You're not obeying Edmure's commands." "You're obeying the fucking Kingslayer's commands." "Edmure:" "I demand entry." "My lord has given an order." "With a knife to his throat." "That is not a valid order." "Lower the drawbridge and open the gate for Lord Ed" "Man:" "Aye, ser." "I'll have your head before I surrender Riverrun." "You are not lord of this castle, my lord." " Lower the drawbridge." " Man #2:" "Aye, ser!" "Black Walder:" "If you're wrong, we've just surrendered our most valuable prisoner." "Welcome home, my lord." "Command all the forces within the castle to lay down their arms." "Open the gates." " My lord" " Your lord has given a command." "Man:" "Infantry, advance!" "Find the Blackfish." "Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys." "Find him." "Go on." "Come with us." "I've run before from the Red Wedding." "I'm not running again." "This is my family home." "Your family is in the North." "Come with us." "Don't die for pride when you can fight for your blood." "You'll serve Sansa far better than I ever could." "Guard:" "All the way down!" " Check that out!" " Go on, now." "I haven't had a proper sword fight in years." "I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." "We found the Blackfish, my lord." "Good." "Bring him to me." "He died fighting, my lord." " I was wrong." "I admit it." " That changes nothing." "The Unsullied could mount a defense off the beachhead." "If the slavers' forces" "No more talking from you." "Your talking gave us this." "And I have acknowledged that." "I'm trying" "You're trying to tell me what the army should do." "You do not know what the army should do." "All right, what should the army do?" "We'll not go to the beach." "If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the pyramid." "The pyramid is the only place in the city we can defend." " We stay here." " And then?" "We wait for them to come to us." "Then we fight them." "Clegane." "What the fuck you doing here?" "Chasing them." "You?" "Hanging them." "Any particular reason?" "They're our men." "Or they were." "They attacked a nearby sept and murdered the villagers." "Why do you want them?" "Same reason." "I was helping build it." "They killed a friend of mine." "You've got friends?" "Not anymore." "They're mine." "It's the Brotherhood's good name they've dragged through the dirt." "Fuck your name." "They're mine." "I killed you once before, Dondarrion." "Happy to do it again." "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl." "Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." "You can have one of them." "Two." "No, no, no." "We're not butchers." "We hang them." "Hanging?" "All over in an instant." "Where's the punishment in that?" " They die." " We all bloody die." "Except this one here." "I'll only gut one of them." "Beric:" "No." "I'll chop off one hand." "We gave you two of the three out of respect for your loss." "That's generous." "Bunch of nancies." "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three." "You're getting old, Clegane." "He's not." "Please don't." "I'll give you anything." "Got anything to eat?" "Enjoying yourself?" "I prefer chicken." "You ought to join us." "We could use you." "I tried joining." "Didn't work out for me." "Clegane, we're here for a reason." "The Lord of Light is keeping Beric alive for a reason." "He gave a failed, drunk priest the power to bring him back for a reason." "We are part of something larger than ourselves." "Lots of horrible shit in this world gets done for something larger than ourselves." "Cold winds are rising in the North." "And you're going to go stop them?" "We need good men to help us." "Last time you saw me, you wanted to execute me." "Beric:" "True enough." "But the Lord of Light gave you the power to defeat me." " Why?" "I beat you because I'm better than you, Beric." "I was better than you before you started yammering on about the Lord and I'm better than you now." "Aye, you're probably right." "You're a fighter." "You were born a fighter." "You walked away from the fight." "How did that go?" "Good and bad, young and old, the things we're fighting will destroy them all alike." "You can still help a lot more than you've harmed, Clegane." "It's not too late for you." "(footsteps approach)" "Lady Crane?" "Lady Crane?" "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." "Instead..." "The Many-Faced God was promised a name." "He must always receive what is his." "You can't change that." "I can't change that." "No one can." "And now he's been promised another name." " Hey!" " Get out!" " Yah!" "Hey!" " Yah!" "Ah!" "Woman:" "My basket!" "It will all be over soon." "On your knees or on your feet?" "Haven't we been through this already?" "That won't help you." "You told her to kill me." "Yes." "But here you are." "And there she is." "Finally a girl is no one." "A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home."

"[theme music playing]" "[Maria] I'm a pterodactyl." "Maria, now that you're never doing stand-up anymore," "I have some opportunities from overseas." "I said I didn't wanna use stand-up as a device in the show." "I'm still gonna do it in my life." "Yes, I understand completely." "Yeah, okay, good." "We're on the same page." "Great." "Good." "You want to do stand-up, no more commercials." "No, that's not what I'm saying." "So, then you'd be open to looking at some commercials?" "Sure." "Wonderful." "[Bruce] This is their current campaign." "Now, just imagine yourself in this." "Input one or two, Chantrelle?" "Input two!" "[dramatic music playing]" "[yelling] -[screaming] [meowing]" "[lasers firing]" "[sneezing] -[woman] Spices... [farting] [woman] Flavors..." "Self a-steam!" "[speaking Japanese]" "Huh?" "More for me!" "[man] Pussy Noodle with the self a-steam." "[yelling]" "Pussy Noodle!" "[Bruce] They want you to be the face of the new campaign." "They assured me, many, many times," "it's going to be much more violent." "It's a no." "Too close to your act?" "It is not in any way related to my act." "You're saying that's a pass?" "Yes!" "[laughs]" "I'll make note to myself, "As per Maria, too close to act."" "You know what?" "I gotta go." "I've gotta get out of a date." "You're good at that." "Nobody says no like you." "[Maria] Look, Bruce meant well..." "I think." "But I've learnt to be cautious." "His past career choices for me haven't always been so great." "Like the time he insisted I could improvise on a network sitcom." "[man] Baby on Board is filmed in front of a live studio audience." "Here's your coffee, Mr. Sir," "Mr. Sir, Mr. Sir," "And for the tiniest Mr. Sir, your formula... for success!" "[baby in gruff voice] Formula?" "I want fresh milk!" "But I hope you got a cow in the back, 'cause you're getting nothin' out of those two dustbags." "Come on, fellas, am I right?" "[all laughing]" "Just because you're a baby doesn't make that okay." "[audience] Ooh!" "You're just an adorable representation of misogyny." "Let's lock you in a room for 12 hours with no food and you'd be begging for these slammin' mammary jammers." "[audience laughing]" "And what about you?" "You okay with this?" "Hiding your sexist agenda behind these cute, chubby cheeks?" "I got no problem with this baby." "You're caught in the system, and that, my tiny little friend... is the banality of evil!" "Hannah Arendt, look it up!" "[crying]" "[woman] That's a cut." "[bell rings]" "Get the guns and weapons ready for the sock hop scene." "One take. [squeals softly]" "That's so great." "Yes, yeah, yes!" "Ah, wow. [laughing]" "Oh, my gosh." "It was dynamite." "How'd you feel?" "I felt great." "And you were right about ad-libbing." "It's like I can be in a dumb, sexist show, but Trojan-horse it, you know?" "Criticize from within." "That's it." "You spoke the truth to power." "Yeah!" "And power fired you." "What?" "They fired me?" "Why?" "To quote them exactly, they said they hate everything about you." "They hate your humor and your physicality, and... your stupid fucking face." "Oh." "Okay." "So, I'm fired." "I can go home?" "No." "I wouldn't let 'em get away with that." "I said you're gonna stay and finish out the day. [chuckles]" "Oh, cool. [laughing nervously]" "Yeah." "Okay." "Maria!" "Karen!" "Hi." "I heard you got Baby on Board." "I rep Camden, the baby." "He's a real piece of shit." "How's it goin'?" "I just got fired." "Bruce worked it so that I can stay and finish my scenes." "[yells] What?" "That gimpy thundercunt." "Making you work after you got shitcocked?" "God!" "[thudding] -[groans]" "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Here's 100 bucks." "This never happened." "I get upset when people I love get taken advantage of." "I'd say Bruce fucked you if he wasn't so dickless." "I wish I was your representative, not your best friend." "I just have so many goddamn clients." "You know what?" "Fuck it." "I'm gonna make room for you." "I'm gonna sign the shit out of you." "[gasping]" "I'm gonna get you on board, baby." "[laughs] See what I did there?" "I just spun it." "Really?" "I'd love for you to represent me." "That's great news!" "Know what?" "Helen Hunt's a survivor." "She'll land on her feet." "You represent her?" "Not anymore." "[sighing and laughing]" "Welcome." "Come on, I'm a hugger." "[Karen laughing] -[Maria sobbing]" "[Maria] I'll end up regretting that, which is how I learned to say no and is why I have to cancel my date." "As much fun as it sounds to date a bisexual meth head," "I just wasn't ready for it." "I have so much to go over with you, assistant-wise." "Actually, I have something" "I need-- -[Larissa] Quick confirm." "Shane wants to meet at 7:30." "That's what we need to talk about." "Oh, and FYI, I'm trying out a new nickname." "I did some numerology work." "It turns out La-La is a better number name for me." "Larissa, listen" "It's La-La." "Okay, La-La, listen." "I don't want to go out with Shane and I need you to cancel the date." "I just got back in town and I'm trying to be more selective about the choices I'm making and you say he's a meth addict." "Former meth addict." "I think they prefer the term 'tweaker.'" "And he's bisexual." "The total package." "That's totally cool he's bisexual." "No judgment." "It's just..." "it may be a little too complicated." "Too much for me right now." "I can't do it." "I was just trying to help out my friend Shane, the brother of my Reiki teacher Lilith, who is going through a super shitty time." "But what do I know?" "I mean, who am I to assist anyone?" "And you don't like my new nickname." "I La-La love it." "Oh, my God, that was so forced." "It's pathetic." "You know what?" "Today just might end with me having a peanut." "No." "You'll go into anaphylactic shock." "Isn't that what everyone wants?" "No!" "For me to stop breathing?" "Yes!" "I'll go out with him." "Okay, great." "7:30, Switch Hitters." "Switch Hitters?" "Yes, Maria." "Get ready to swallow... [chuckles] delicious food!" "[all laughing] -[groans]" "[Maria] It looks like I crumbled there." "But that's not what happened." "I just don't like conflict." "It's only one date." "How bad could it be?" "A handshake, a smile, and it's over." "Just like high school." "Shane." "Hi." "Oh." "Okay." "Sorry." "Maria." "Hi." "I'm Shane." "Oh, my gosh." "Wow." "Nice to meet you." "[chuckling nervously] Wow." "I know what you were thinking." "Asking you to go to Switch Hitters..." ""I don't wanna date a baseball guy."" "[both laughing]" "So, Larissa says that you think you're really funny and you have a lot of mental illness." "That's how she described me?" "Yeah." "Wow." "You must feel pressure to be funny all the time." "Not really." "Yeah." "Comedians don't always have to be on, but you also wanna give more than Rob Reiner." "Not to trash an ex." "Rob Reiner is an ex?" "Ex-client." "I used to be a trainer." "Oh, okay." "He never wiped down a machine." "[both laughing]" "I don't know if Larissa told you I've been through a tough time." "Yeah." "I can't remember the last time I was straight in a restaurant." "Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that." "How does that work?" "Well, mostly I take it in my mouth." "Sometimes, I get in the shower, get all hot and sit on it." "In a pinch, I snort it." "Oh." "Oh!" "I thought Larissa told you I had a drug problem..." "Yes." "Yes." "Which led to reckless behavior." "Specifically with men." "Yeah." "No need to explain." "I totally get it." "I did a lot I'm not proud of because of meth." "But that's the past." "That's not who I am." "If it bothers you, I understand." "Well..." "I've been in a psych ward three times in the past year." "And that does not define me." "That's what I hate, when people think that's all you are." "Yeah." "Addiction is an illness." "I am not my illness." "Exactly." "Yeah." "[chuckles]" "You know what?" "It's so funny." "I was gonna cancel this date but I am... so glad I didn't." "I'm so glad you didn't, too." "[both laughing]" "[Maria] Here was a great guy that I almost missed out on." "Maybe my gut is still off." "I went to look for the one person I should be trusting more." "A guy I pay to know what's right for me." "Bruce!" "Hey!" "Bruce?" "Bruce!" "[Bruce groans]" "[Maria] Bruce!" "Bruce!" "[stammers]" "Why are you running?" "[panting] Maria..." "I'm so glad." "I thought it was security." "I've been calling myself a drive-on as Cheryl Tiegs for 27 years." "They're bound to catch me." "Bruce, I owe you an apology." "I just had this great date with a guy who I thought was all wrong for me, or so I thought." "And who, pray tell, was this gentleman caller?" "Well, he's a formerly meth-fueled bisexual, now straight and straight." "I'm certainly in no position to be judging that gentleman." "You should have seen me back in the '80s." "[gasping] You were on meth?" "No, I played a homeless street drummer on Fall Guy." "Wow." "It just got me thinking, what else have I been saying no to?" "Did I walk away too quickly from Pussy Noodle?" "And what about wedge shoes and those culottes that... sag?" "I can't speak to the culottes, but I am super-jazzed about your excitement for Noodles du Pussay." "You know what?" "I'll do it." "[sighs] Thank you." "Victory!" "[laughing]" "Bruce, have we ever hugged?" "Yes." "Uh, August 3rd, 2006." "Oh..." "How about we go for number two?" "Sure!" "[both laughing]" "Oh." "Okay, that felt right." "[Maria] I'm a work-in-progress." "I realized I didn't have to have everything figured out." "That's what family" "and friends were for." "Thank you for coming to the Bamford family meeting!" "Maria, don't do that." "I'm having bladder trouble." "No Moon Pie after 5:00 p.m., mister." "Hey." "I got your shears in my trunk." "Susan!" "How are you?" "[Susan] Hey!" "[Susan] What's the haps, gang?" "I have no idea." "Maria's called a family meeting." "And you're family, so get your keister over here!" "[laughing]" "Yes, you are." "Family meeting come to order!" "Maria, don't do that." "I'm gonna have to change my drawers." "I'll change 'em for you." "Joel, you perv!" "Okay, guys, that's it!" "Guys!" "Focus, concentrate!" "Whoo!" "I had a major breakthrough in music therapy." "I don't need to go to outpatient therapy because I am the C-word, I am cured!" "I don't have to go back again!" "Thank you!" "Hon-bun bear, did Janice actually say that to you?" "Not with words." "But with song, I give you the gift of music!" "What's happening here?" "[Susan scoffs]" "Welcome to the Bamdford Family Bamd... [deep voice] with Susan!" "Uh, it's misspelled!" "It's wordplay." "Oh, Maria!" "Susan, get her to stop!" "[mockingly] Stop!" "[both chuckling]" "Come on, let's start playing!" "[grunting]" "Now hold on, bean!" "We're as excited as heck for your breakthrough, but you've been in outpatient recovery for" "four days?" "Yeah." "Two weeks!" "[Marilyn] Oh, my God!" "And I'm cured." "I feel it in my gut!" "And I can cure you guys." "Well..." "[Maria] Yeah!" "Let's have fun with this!" "And we gotta practice fast because we have a gig on Friday at the VA." "Oh, jeez." "[Maria] Okay?" "[Susan] Yes!" "Let's be good and become well!" "Okay, I get it." "Come on, that's it!" "Now the floodgates have opened." "Okay." "I have to change." "Give me an E, okay?" "[Susan] E?" "[indistinct conversations]" "Come on, Dad!" "It's showtime!" "I can't do this." "I can't go out there." "Why not?" "Stage fright." "I can't breathe." "It's the Navy all over again." "That's why you need music." "Once you lose yourself in the ones and twos, everything will be fine." "What if it's not?" "Let's talk this through." "What's the worst that can happen?" "I throw up in the drums and puke on my shoes." "And then what?" "Everybody laughs at me, my dermatology business fails," "Marilyn leaves me." "I die alone." "Then what?" "Well, I'm dead." "Exactly." "Nothing to lose." "Trust me!" "Lose yourself in the rhythm of the night!" "[screams softly]" "Okay." "[whooping]" "One, two, three, five!" "[rock music playing]" "♪ We got corn-fed women ♪" "♪ Farm girl sinning' ♪" "♪ 'Bout to drive you out of your mind ♪" "♪ Hay-balin' fella ♪" "♪ Gonna take you to the cella ♪" "♪ Give you what you're aching to find ♪" "♪ If you wanna know Where to go ♪" "♪ Head on north To the land of snow ♪" "♪ Minnesota rockin' Minnesota rockin' ♪ [singing indistinctly]" "♪ 'Sota rockin' ♪ [singing indistinctly] [sobbing]" "[Marilyn] Maria?" "[Joel] Whoa." "[Marilyn] Honey?" "Are you okay?" "[feedback]" "What's going on?" "I'm not cured." "I think I need more help, Mom." "All right, sweetie." "I got your wing, okay?" "Okay, here we go." "Unfortunately, we've had an unexpected change." "So, let's wrap this up with a loving doxology." "♪ Praise God from whom All blessings flow ♪" "♪ Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost ♪" "♪ Amen, Amen ♪" "♪ Amen ♪" "Okay, sweetie, let's get you into that Dodge Caravan." "[Joel] Come on." "[Maria] Wellness is a process." "I have to take things slowly with Shane." "[waiter] Welcome to Aseriacene." "There are no specials." "Everything's on the menu." "My name's Dave." "The less you know about me, the better." "You're not gonna hear a lot from the waiters." "Okay." "I've walked past a million times, but I've never actually been in Aseriacene before." "Well, it suits you." "Thank you." "I was almost in a serious scene on West Wing, but I got fired." "Well, I know that feeling." "When I was jacked on meth," "I got fired all the time." "I almost killed Rob Reiner twice while doing squat spots." "FYI, you cannot lift a 375 pound man on meth." "I'm not being fair." "That was a good week for him." "He was more like 349." "But for all the bad stuff... you know what's weird?" "I miss the meth." "That's not weird at all." "I miss the energy of mania." "I may have been contemplating suicide 18 hours a day, but my baseboards were spotless." "What I don't miss about meth is waking up with some strange man in my bed." "It's funny because I get in trouble if I don't take my meds, but you get in trouble if you do." "[both laughing]" "Oh, God, I love to laugh." "Do you worry about relapsing?" "All the time." "If I use meth again," "I'd end up with a random cock in my mouth." "[inhaling]" "No carbs." "I haven't been dating in so long and I just can't trust my instincts anymore." "I should let you know," "I can't come home with you tonight." "I'm just... still a little vulnerable and I'm trying to take things pretty slowly." "I'm totally cool with that." "[Dave] Ready to order?" "Yes." "Quick question." "Do you have crabs?" "Yes, I do." "They're delicious." "[Maria] Oh, what a terrific date." "I made the right choice to not sleep with Shane." "Taking it slow." "That's the prudent course." "Good for me!" "[chuckles] [switches on radio] [woman on radio] Thanks for tuning in." "Today we're talking about Maria Bamford's date from ten minutes ago." "Ooh." "Why is it good to wait, Maria?" "It sounds like fear to me." "Maybe you can't trust your instincts." "Yeah, I really can't." "[chuckles]" "Oh, sack up, Maria, and sleep with Shane." "You're on your 17th date." "What?" "No, we're on our second." "It's only been our second date." "It might as well be your 17th, the way you feel." "That's true, but... [sighs] I just..." "We haven't had a commitment yet." "I don't feel safe." "Don't you have a relationship agreement in one of your workbooks?" "Shane could sign that." "Yes." "I do... and he could!" "That would make me feel more safe." "Great." "Now go get him, tiger." "And use a goddamn condom." "He is bisexual." "And the meth, Jesus Christ!" "I'm Jean Bart, and this has been Convenient Devices." "Next up, Secret Lives of the Moth." "Oh..." "I'm turning it off." "[channel switches]" "[Maria] Jean Bart was right." "It was time to sleep with Shane." "I am a woman, damn it, and I am ready." "That's it!" "I'm going after my man!" "[tires screeching] [country music playing on radio]" "[gasps] Oh, my God." "He's back on meth." "Oh, my God." "This is an intervention!" "Whoa!" "Shane!" "Shane, I'm here." "And you!" "Get that mouth a bus ticket and ride it right out of Dicktown." "He's an addict." "He doesn't know what he's doing." "Get out!" "What's going on here?" "Get out!" "But take care." "Maria." "What are you doing here?" "Keeping you safe from meth." "I'm not on meth." "I'm bisexual." "I thought you were bisexual because of meth." "What does that even mean?" "Okay." "I'm a recovering meth addict." "I'm a current cock addict." "Oh!" "I'm having lots of complicated feelings right now." "I thought you were going home." "I was, but then, I was feeling so comfortable on our date, and I thought I'm holding myself back." "I thought, what is fear?" "False evidence appearing real." "I don't want to fuck everything and run." "I wanna face everything and recover." "I grabbed my workbook." "I thought we could go through it." "And then maybe I..." "You could... sign something." "We could spend the night." "But now I feel weird, and I bid you goodnight." "Maria..." "I thought you were cool with bisexuals." "No, I am." "I'm LGBTQ, exclamation point." "It's just that I saw you with another person." "The waiter?" "Yeah." "He means nothing to me." "That's just sport." "I don't do this in a committed relationship." "I mean, do you wanna be in a committed relationship?" "Yes." "What the hell is this?" "You kidding me, Shane?" "God!" "Gabriel." "[Maria] Who is that?" "I might as well admit it." "I have a boyfriend." "Gabriel's my boyfriend." "What about the other guy?" "I cheated on Gabriel." "I'd never do that to you." "You're the only woman in my life." "Oh." "[cell phone chimes] -[Shane] Shit." "A text from Gabriel." "From the bathroom?" "Ew!" "What does he say?" ""Who is he?" Oh, God, he thinks you're a man." "He'd be fine if you were a woman." "I am a woman." "I know that." "It's Gabriel you have to convince." "[knocking]" "Gabriel." "Who's there?" "[stutters] Orange." "[Gabriel] Orange, who?" "Orange you glad I have a vagina?" "Go away, you guys." "[Maria] I'm not a guy." "I can show you my south mouth, if you come out." "Oh, pull your pants up." "[Maria] Okay." "[Shane] Gabriel..." "Hi." "I'm Maria." "Enchantée." "Thank you so much for the pastries." "What the fuck is your problem?" "What's your problem?" "She's a woman." "She'll show you her snootch." "Yes." "Shane, you stupid fuck!" "I don't give a shit if this is a man, or a woman, or a fucking Samoyed Husky mix." "[dog] Hey, not cool!" "[whines]" "We have our relationship." "She's my woman relationship." "I'm bisexual." "That's not what it means." "I know exactly what you're going through." "I just went through it myself." "I walked in on Shane being blown by our baby waiter." "You got blown by a waiter?" "Barely." "He had just gotten started." "I deserve more." "Shane... you and I are over." "[Maria softly] Oh." "This guy's a piece of shit." "Are you gonna stay with him?" "Oh, come on!" "Where's your self-esteem, Maria?" "Okay." "You know what's funny?" "I started this show thinking that I couldn't trust my gut when I didn't want to go out with a bisexual addict, or do a violent, castrating Japanese ramen commercial." "But now I am forced to trust my gut and make a decision on my own." "On my own!" "What will it be, Maria?" "We are all waiting." "You make choice now?" "Who are you?" "I am the host." "[upbeat music playing]" "Shane here wants to have pussy and noodle." "But there must be a decision." "Maria... will you offer pussy to Shane?" "Well..." "I used to put all my trust in Karen Grisham." "That didn't work out." "[buzzer buzzes]" "Then I put all my trust in Bruce," "and that didn't work either." "[buzzer buzzes]" "Now I have to put my trust in myself..." "and that is scary." "So... my decision is..." "Shane..." "I will... not give you my pussy." "[audience gasps] -[Maria] Because I have self a-steam." "Pussy Noodles!" "[all cheering]" "Maria, you did it!" "You have self-esteem!" "You make win!" "Yay!" "[choir singing] ♪ I don't know what I'm doing ♪" "♪ More than half of the time ♪" "[rock music playing]"

"Command station, this is ST-321." "Code clearance blue." "We're starting our approach." "Deactivate the security shield." "The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code transmission." "Stand by." " You are clear to proceed." " We're starting our approach." "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived." "Sir." "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure." "We're honored by your presence." "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander." "I'm here to put you back on schedule." "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." "I tell you this station will be operational, as planned." "The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation." "But he asks the impossible." "I need more men." "Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives." " The Emperor's coming here?" " That is correct, Commander and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress." " We shall double our efforts." " I hope so, Commander, for your sake." "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." "Of course I'm worried." "And you should be, too." "Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place." "Don't be so sure." "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt you'd probably short-circuit." "R2, are you sure this is the right place?" "I'd better knock, I suppose." "There doesn't seem to be anyone here." "Let's go back and tell Master Luke." "Goodness gracious me!" "R2-D2" "C-3P0" "Jabba the Hutt?" "I don't think they're going to let us in, R2." "We'd better go." "R2, wait!" "Oh, dear!" "R2!" "R2, I really don't think we should rush into all this." "Oh!" "R2!" "R2, wait for me!" "Just you deliver Master Luke's message and get us out of here." "Oh my!" "Oh!" "Oh, no." "Oh, my!" "We bring a message to your master Jabba the Hutt." "Jabba?" "And a gift." "Gift?" "What gift?" "...Jabba" "He says that our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself." "I'm terribly sorry." "I'm afraid he's ever so stubborn about these sort of things." "R2, I have a bad feeling about this." "My lord" "Good morning." "The message, R2, the message." "Greetings, Exalted One." "Allow me to introduce myself." "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to Captain Solo." "I know that you are powerful, mightyJabba and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful." "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life." "With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation." "As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift..." " ...these two droids." " What (M he say?" "Both are hardworking and will serve you well." "This can't be!" "R2, you're playing the wrong message!" "Master knight" "He's no Jedi." "We're doomed." "R2, look..." "Captain Solo." "And he's still frozen in carbonite." "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?" "Was it something I did?" "He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "How horrid!" "Ohm" "Ah, good." "New acquisitions." "You are a protocol droid, are you not?" " I am C-3P0" " Yes or no will do." " Oh." "Well, yes." " How many languages do you speak?" "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication and can readily" "Splendid." "We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him." " Disintegrated?" "Oh!" "Guard!" "This protocol droid might be useful." "Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back up to His Excellency's main audience chamber." "R2, don't leave me!" "Oh!" "You're a feisty little one but you'll soon learn some respect." "I have need for you on the master's sail barge and I think you'll fill in nicely." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no." "Chewbacca!" "Droid" "Yes, I am here, Your Worshipfulness." "Yes?" "Wookiee" "The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty-five thousand." "Fifty thousand." "No less." "Fifty" "What..." "What did I say?" "The..." "The mightyJabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand." "Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" "Thirty-five" "Jabba offers the sum of thirty-five and I do suggest you take it." "He agrees!" "Just relax for a moment." "You're free of the carbonite." "Shh." "You have hibernation sickness." " I can't see." " Your eyesight will return in time." " Where am I?" " Jabba's palace." "Who are you?" " Someone who loves you." " Leia." "I gotta get you out of here." "What's that?" "I know that laugh." "Hey, Jabba..." "Look, Jabba I was just on my way to pay you back and I got a little sidetracked." "It's not my fault." "Look..." "Jabba, I'll pay you triple." "You're throwing away a fortune, here!" "Don't be a fool!" "We have powerful friends." "You're going to regret this." "Oh, I can't bear to watch." "Chewie?" "Chewie, is that you?" "Ch-Chewie!" "I can't see, pal." "What's going on?" "Luke?" "Luke's crazy." "He can't even take care of himself much less rescue anybody." "A Jedi knight?" "I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur." "I'm all right, pal." "I'm all right." "Skywalker Jabba" "I must speak with Jabba." "Jabba no bargain" "You will take me to Jabba now." "Jabba now" "You serve your master well." "And you will be rewarded." "At last!" "Master Luke's come to rescue me." "Master." "Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight" "I must be allowed to speak." "You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me." "Nevertheless I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends." "You can either profit by this, or be destroyed." "It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers." "Master Luke, you're standing on" "Jedi Jedi" "Oh, no!" "The rancor!" " Han!" " Luke!" " Are you all right?" " Fine." "Together again, huh?" " Wouldn't miss it." " How are we doing?" " Same as always." " That bad, huh?" " Where's Leia?" " I'm here." "Oh, dear." "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately." "Good." "I hate long waits." "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc." " Doesn't sound so bad." "In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years." "On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?" "You should have bargained, Jabba." "That's the last mistake you'll ever make." "I think my eyes are getting better." "Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur." "There's nothing to see." "I used to live here, you know." "You're going to die here, you know." "Convenient." "Just stick close to Chewie and Lando." "I've taken care of everything." "Oh." "Great." "Oh!" "Ow!" "I'm terribly sorry." "R2, what are you doing here?" "Well, I can see you're sewing drinks, but this place is dangerous." "They're going to execute Master Luke and, if we're not careful, us, too." "Hmmph!" "I wish I had your confidence." "Victims of the almighty Sarlacc his Excellency hopes that you will die honorably." "But should any of you wish to beg for mercy the greatlabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." "Jedi 3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!" "Right?" "Jabba this is your last chance." "Free us or die." "Easy, Chewie." "Help!" "Chewie, you're hit?" "Where is it?" "Han!" "Chewie!" "Lands'.!" "Boba Fen'?" "Boba Fett?" "Where?" " Lando, grab it!" " Lower it!" "I'm trying!" "Grab me, Chewie." "I'm slipping!" "Grab it!" "Almost..." "You almost got it." "Gently, now." "All right." "Easy, easy." "Hold me, Chewie." "Chewie!" "Chewie, give me the gun." "Don't move, Lando." " Wait!" "I thought you were blind!" " It's all right!" "Trust me!" " Don't move!" " A little higher!" "Just a little higher!" "Chewie, pull us up." "Up, Chewie." "Up." "Come on." "We gotta get out of here." "Not my eyes!" "R2, help!" "Quickly, R2!" "Beast!" "Get the gun!" "Point it at the deck!" "Point it at the deck!" "R2, where are we going?" "I couldn't possibly go" "Come on!" " Let's go." "And don't forget the droids." " We're on our way." " I'll meet you back at the fleet." " Hurry." " The Alliance should be assembled by now." " I will." "Hey, Luke, thanks." "Thanks for coming after me." "Now I awe you one." "That's right, R2." "We're going to the Dagobah system." "I have a promise to keep..." "to an old friend." "Rise, my friend." "The Death Star will be completed on schedule." "You've clone well, Lord Vader." "And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker." " Yes, my master." " Patience, my friend." "In time, he will seek you out." "And when he does, you must bring him before me." "He has grown strong." "Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force." "As you wish." "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." "That face you make..." "Look I so old to young eyes?" "No, of course not." "I do." "Yes, I do." "Sick have I become." "Old and weak." "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" "Soon will I rest." "Yes." "Forever sleep." "Earned it I have." "Master Yoda, you can't die." "Strong am I with the Force but not that strong." "Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall." "That is the way of things the way of the Force." "But I need your help." "I've come back to complete the training." "No more training do you require." "Already know you that which you need." "Then I am a Jedi." "Oh!" "Not yet." "One thing remains Vader." "You must confront Vader." "Then, only then, a Jedi will you be." "And confront him you will." "Master Yoda is Darth Vader my father?" "Rest I need." "Yes." "Rest." "Yoda, I must know." "Your father he is." "Told you, did he?" "Yes." "Unexpected this is." "And unfortunate." "Unfortunate that I know the truth?" "No." "Unfortunate that you rushed to face him that incomplete was your training that not ready for the burden were you." "I'm sorry." "Remember... a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." "But beware..." "Anger, fear aggression... the dark side are they." "Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny." "Luke..." "Luke do not do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will." "Luke when gone am I the last of the Jedi will you be." "Luke the Force runs strong in your family." "Pass on what you have learned." "Luke there is another... walker." "I can't do it, R2." "I can't go on alone." "Yoda will always be with you." "Obi-Wan." "Why didn't you tell me?" "You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father." "Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force." "He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker, and became Darth Vader." "When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed." "So what!" "told you was true from a certain point of view." "A certain point of view?" "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." "Anakin was a good friend." "When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot but I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him." "I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi." "I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda." "I was wrong." "There is still good in him." "He's more machine now than man twisted and evil." "I can't do it, Ben." "You cannot escape your destiny." "You must face Darth Vader again." "I can't kill my own father." "Then the Emperor has already won." "You were our only hope." "Yoda spoke of another." "The other he spoke of is your twin sister." "But I have no sister." "To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born." "The Emperor knew, as I did if Anakin were to have any offspring they would be a threat to him." "That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous." "Leia!" "Leia's my sister." "Your insight serves you well." "Bury your feelings deep down, Luke." "They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor." "Well, look at you... a general, huh?" "Someone must have told them about my little maneuver at the Battle of Tanaab." "Well, don't look at me, pal." "I just said you were a fair pilot." "I didn't know they were looking for somebody to lead this crazy attack." "I'm surprised they didn't ask you to do it." "Who says they didn't?" "But I ain't crazy." "You're the respectable one, remember?" "The Emperor's made a critical error and the time for our attack has come." "The data brought to us by the Bothan spies pinpoint the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station." "We also know that the weapon systems of this Death Star are not yet operational." "With the Imperial fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us, it is relatively unprotected." "But most important of all we've learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of this Death Star." "Many Bothans died to bring us this information." " Admiral Ackbar, please." " You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor." "Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism." "It is protected by an energy shield which is generated from the nearby forest moon of Endor." "The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted." "Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor." "General Calrissian has volunteered to lead the fighter attack." "Good luck." " You're gonna need it." " General Madine." "We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." "Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator." " Sounds dangerous." " I wonder who they found to pull that off." "General Solo, is your strike team assembled?" "Uh, my team's ready." "I don't have a command crew for the shuttle." "It's going to be rough, pal." "I didn't wanna speak for you." " That's one." " General... count me in." "I'm with you, too." " What is it?" " Ask me again sometime." " Luke." " Hi, Han, Chewie." ""Exciting" is hardly the word I would choose." "Look, I want you to take her." "I mean it." "Take her." "You need all the help you can get." "She's the fastest ship in the fleet." "All right, old buddy." "You know, I know what she means to you." "I'll take good care of her." "She..." "She won't get a scratch." " All right?" " Right." "I got your promise, now." "Not a scratch." "Would you get going, you pirate?" " Good luck." " You too." " Got her warmed?" " She's coming up." "Yeah, well, I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed her, Chewie." "Hey, you awake?" "Yeah." "I just got a funny feeling..." "like I'm not gonna see her again." "Come on, General, let's move." "Right." "Chewie, let's see what this piece of junk can do." " Ready, everybody?" " All set." "Here we go again." "All right, hang on." "What is thy bidding, my master?" "Send the fleet to the far side of Endor." "There it will stay until called for." "What of the reports of the rebel fleet massing near Sullust?" "It is of no concern." "Soon the rebellion will be crushed, and young Skywalker will be one of us." "Your work here is finished, my friend." "Go out to the command ship and await my orders." "Yes, my master." "If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get out of here pretty quick, Chewie." "We have you on our screen now." "Please identify." "Shuttle Tydirium requesting deactivation of the deflector shield." "Shuttle Tydirium, transmit the clearance code for shield passage." "Transmission commencing." "Now we find out if that code is worth the price we paid." "It'll work. it'll work." " Vader's on that ship." " Now, don't get jittery, Luke." "There are a lot of command ships." "Keep your distance, though, Chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance." "I don't know." "Fly casual." "Where is that shuttle going?" "Shuttle Tydirium, what is your cargo and destination?" "Parts and technical crew for the forest moon." "Do they have a code clearance?" "It's an older code, sir, but it checks out." "I was about to clear them." "I'm endangering the mission." "I shouldn't have come." "It's your imagination, kid." "Come on." "Let's keep a little optimism here." "Shall I hold them?" "No." "Leave them to me." "I will deal with them myself." "As you wish, my lord." "Carry on." "They're not going for it, Chewie." "Shuttle Tydirium deactivation of the shield will commence immediately." "Follow your present course." "Okay." "I told you it was going to work." "No problem." "Oh, I told you it was dangerous here!" " Should we try and go around?" " It'll take time." "This whole party will be for nothing if they see us." "Chewie and I will take care of this." "You stay here." "Quietly." "There might be more of them out there." "Hey, it's me." "Go for help!" "Go!" "Great." "Come on!" "Over there!" "Two more of them." "I see them." "Wait, Leia!" "Hey, wait!" "Quick." "Jam their comlink!" "Center switch!" "Move closer!" "Get alongside that one!" "Oh!" "Keep on that one!" "I'll take these two!" "Oh, General Solo, somebody's coming." "Oh!" "Luke!" " Where's Leia?" " What, she didn't come back?" " I thought she was with you." " We got separated." "Hey, we better go look for her." "Take the squad ahead." "We'll meet at the shield generator at 0300." "Come on, R2, we'll need your scanners." "Don't worry, Master Luke." "We know what to do." "And you said it was pretty here." "Cut it out!" "I'm not gonna hurt you." "Well, looks like I'm stuck here." "Trouble is, I don't know where here is." "Maybe you can help me." "Come on." "Sit down." "I promise I won't hurt you." "Now come here." "All right." "You want something to eat?" "That's right." "Come on." "Hmm?" "Look. it's a hat. it's not gonna hurt you." "Look." "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" "What is it?" "Freeze!" "Come on, get up!" " Go get your ride." "Take her back to base." " Yes, sir." "What the...?" "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "I told you to remain on the command ship." "A small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor." "Yes, I know." "My son is with them." " Are you sure?" " I have felt him, my master." "Strange that I have not." "I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader." "They are clear, my master." "Then you must go to the sanctuary moon and wait for him." "He will come to me?" "I have foreseen it." "His compassion for you will be his undoing." "He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me." "As you wish." "Luke!" "Luke!" "Oh, Master Luke." "There's two more wrecked speeders back there." "And I found this." "I'm afraid that R2's sensors can find no trace of Princess Leia." "I hope she's all right." "What, Chewie?" "What, Chewie?" "Hey, I don't get it." "It's just a dead animal, Chewie." "Chewie, wait!" "Wait, don't!" "Nice work." "Great, Chewie." "Great." "Always thinking with your stomach." "Will you take it easy?" "Let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing." " Han, can you reach my lightsaber?" " Yeah." "Sure." "R2, I'm not sure that's such a good idea." "It's a very long drop!" "What...?" "Hey!" "Point that thing someplace else." " Hey!" " Han, don't. it'll be all right." "Chewie, give them your crossbow." "Oh, my head!" "Oh, my goodness." " Do you understand anything they're saying?" " Oh, yes, Master Luke." "Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of comm" "What are you telling them?" ""Hello," I think." "I could be mistaken." "They're using a very primitive dialect." "But I do believe they think lam some sort of god." "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" "I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper." "Proper?" "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." "Why, you..." "My mistake." "He's an old friend of mine." "Ow!" "Hey!" "I have a really bad feeling about this." " What did he say?" " I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor." " Leia!" " Leia!" "Your Royal Highness." "But these are my friends." "3P0, tell them they must be set free." "Somehow I got the feeling that didn't help us very much." "3P0, tell them if they don't do as you wish you'll become angry and use your magic." " But, Master Luke, what magic?" " I couldn't possibly" " Just tell them." "You see, Master Luke?" "They didn't believe me, just as I said they wouldn't." "Wait." "What's happening?" "Put me down!" "Help!" "Somebody!" "Somebody, help!" "Master Luke!" "R2, R2, quickly!" "On!" "on!" "on!" "Thank goodness." " Thanks, 3P0." " I... never knew I had it in me." "Tatooine far away" "Princess Leia R2 Darth Vader" "Death Star..." "Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi Vader" "Yes, R2, I was just coming to that." "Master Luke" "Millennium Falcon..." "Cloud City" "Vader Han Solo carbon Sarlacc" " What's going on?" " I don't know." "Wonderful." "We are now a part of the tribe." "Just what I always wanted." "Well, short help's better than no help at all, Chewie." "He says the scouts are going to show us the quickest way to the shield generator." "Good." "How far is it?" "Ask him." "We need some fresh supplies, too." "Try and get our weapons back." "Hurry up, will you?" "I haven't got all day." "Luke, what's wrong?" "Leia, do you remember your mother... your real mother?" "Just a little bit." "She died when I was very young." "What do you remember?" "Just images, really." "Feelings." "Tell me." "She was... very beautiful." "Kind, but... sad." "Why are you asking me this?" "I have no memory of my mother." "I never knew her." "Luke, tell me... what's troubling you?" "Vader is here." "Now." "On this moon." " How do you know?" " I felt his presence." "He's come for me." "He can feel when I'm near." "That's why I have to go." "As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission here." " I have to face him." " Why?" "He's my father." "Your father?" "There's more." "It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must." "If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance." "Luke, don't talk that way." "You have a power I don't understand, and could never have." "You're wrong, Leia." "You have that power, too." "In time, you'll learn to use it as I have." "The Force is strong in my family." "My father has it." "I have it." "And my sister has it." "Yes." "It's you, Leia." "I know." "Somehow I've always known." " Then you know why I have to face him." " No!" "Luke, run away." "Faraway." "If he can feel your presence, then leave this place." " I wish I could go with you." " No, you don't." "You've always been strong." "But why must you confront him?" "Because... there is good in him." "I've felt it." "He won't turn me over to the Emperor." "I can save him." "I can turn him back to the good side." "I have to try." "Hey. what's going on?" "Nothing." "I just want to be alone for a little while." "Nothing?" "Come on, tell me." "What's going on?" "I..." "I can't tell you." "Could you tell Luke?" "Is that who you could tell?" "I..." "Ah." "I'm sorry." "Hold me." "This is the rebel that surrendered to us." "Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them and I request permission to conduct a further search of the area." "He was armed only with this." "Good work, Commander." "Leave us." "Conduct your search and bring his companions to me." "Yes, my lord." "The Emperor has been expecting you." "I know, Father." "So, you have accepted the truth." "I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father." "That name no longer has any meaning for me." "It is the name of your true self." "You've only forgotten." "I know there is good in you." "The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully." "That was why you couldn't destroy me." "That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now." "I see you have constructed a new lightsaber." "Your skills are complete." "Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen." "Come with me." "Obi-Wan once thought as you do." "You don't know the power of the dark side." "I must obey my master." "I will not turn, and you'll be forced to kill me." "If that is your destiny." "Search your feelings, Father." "You can't do this." "I feel the conflict within you." "Let go of your hate." "It is too late for me, son." "The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." "He is your master now." "Then my father is truly dead." "The main entrance to the control bunker is on the far side of that landing platform." " This isn't going to be easy." " Hey, don't worry." "Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this." " What's he saying?" " He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge." "Admiral, we're in position." "All fighters accounted for." "Proceed with the countdown." "All groups assume attack coordinates." "Don't worry." "My friend's down there." "He'll have that shield down on time." "Or this will be the shortest offensive of all time." "All craft, prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark." "All right." "Stand by." "Back door, huh?" "Good idea." "It's only a few guards." "This shouldn't be too much trouble." "It only takes one to sound the alarm." "Then we'll do it real quiet-like." "Oh, my!" "Princess Leia!" "I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash." "Oh, no." "There goes our surprise attack." "Look, over there!" "Stop him!" "Not bad for a little furball." "There's only one left." "You stay here." "We'll take care of this." "I have decided that we shall stay here." "Hey!" "Welcome, young Skywalker." "I have been expecting you." "You'll no longer need those." "Guards, leave us." "I'm looking forward to completing your training." "In time, you will call me master." "You're gravely mistaken." "You won't convert me as you did my father." "Oh, no, my young Jedi." "You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things." " His lightsaber." " Ah, yes." "A Jedi's weapon." "Much like your father's." "By now, you must know your father can never be turned from the dark side." "So will it be with you." "You're wrong." "Soon I'll be dead, and you with me." "Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your rebel fleet." "Yes." "I assure you... we are quite safe from your friends here." "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your friends is yours." "It is pointless to resist, my son." "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design." "Your friends up there on the sanctuary moon are walking into a trap, as is your rebel fleet." "It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator." "It is quite safe from your pitiful little band." "An entire legion of my best troops awaits them." "Oh..." "I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive." "All right, up!" "Move!" "Come on." "Quickly." "Quickly." "Chewie." "Han, hurry!" "The fleet will be here any moment." "Charges!" "Come on, come on!" "Oh, my!" "They'll be captured!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Come back!" "R2, stay with me." "Freeze!" "You rebel scum." " All wings report in." " Red Leader standing by." " Gray Leader standing by." " Green Leader standing by." "Lock S-foils in attack positions." "May the Force be with us." "We've got to be able to get some kind of reading on that shield, up or down." "Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know if we're coming?" "Break off the attack!" "The shield is still up." " I get no reading." "You sure?" " Pull up!" "All craft pull up!" "Take evasive action." "Green Group, stick close to Holding Sector MV-7." "Admiral, we have enemy ships in Sector 47." "It's a trap!" "Fighters coming in!" "There's too many of them!" "Accelerate to attack speed." "Draw their fire away from the cruisers." "Copy, Gold Leader." "Come, boy." "See for yourself." "From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion." "You want this don't you?" "The hate is swelling in you now." "Take your Jedi weapon." "Use it." "I am unarmed." "Strike me down with it." "Give in to your anger." "With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant." "No." "It is unavoidable." "It is your destiny." "You, like your father are HOW mine." "All right, move it!" "Keep moving." "Come on." "Hello!" "I say, over there!" "Were you looking for me?" "Bring those two down here." "Well, they're on their way." "R2, are you sure this was a good idea?" "Freeze!" " Don't move!" " We surrender." "The code's changed." " We need R2." " Here's the terminal." "R2, where are you?" "We need you at the bunker right away." "Going?" "What do you mean, you're going?" "Going where, R2?" "No, wait, R2!" "This is no time for heroics!" "Come back!" "Watch yourself, Wedge." "Three from above." " Red 3, Red 2, pull in." " Got it." "Three of them coming in, 20 degrees." "Cut to the left." "I'll take the leader." "They're heading for the medical frigate." "Pressure's steady." "Only the fighters are attacking." "I wonder what those Star Destroyers are waiting for." " We're in attack position now, sir." " Hold here." " We're not going to attack?" " I have my orders from the Emperor himself." "He has something special planned for them." "We only need to keep them from escaping." "As you can see, my young apprentice your friends have failed." "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." "Fire at will, Commander." "Fire." "That blast came from the Death Star." "That thing's operational!" " Home 1, this is Gold Leader." " We saw it." "All craft prepare to retreat." "You won't get another chance at this, Admiral." "We have no choice, General Calrissian." "Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude." "Han will have that shield down." "We've got to give him more time." "We're coming!" "Come on, come on!" "Oh, R2, hurry!" "Oh, my goodness!" "R2, why did you have to be so brave?" "Well, I suppose I could hot-wire this thing." "I'll cover you." "Yes, I said closer!" "Move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point-blank range!" "At that close range, we won't last long against those Star Destroyers." "We'll last longer than we will against that Death Star!" "And we might just take a few of them with us." "She's going to blow!" "I'm hit!" "Your fleet is lost and your friends on the Endor moon will not survive." "There is no escape my young apprentice." "The Alliance will die as will your friends." "Good." "I can feel your anger." "I am defenseless." "Take your weapon." "Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!" " Look!" " Get him off of there!" "I think I got it." "I got it!" " Princess Leia, are you all right?" " Let's see." " It's not bad." " Freeze!" " Oh, dear." " Don't move!" "I love you." "I know." "Hands up!" "Stand up!" "Stay back." "Chewie!" "Get down here!" "She's wounded!" "No, wait!" "I got an idea." "Good." "Use your aggressive feelings, boy." "Let the hate flow through you." "Obi-Wan has taught you well." "I will not fight you, Father." "You are unwise to lower your defenses." "Your thoughts betray you, Father." "I feel the good in you, the conflict." "There is no conflict." "You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now." "You underestimate the power of the dark side." "If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny." "Good." "Good." "Watch out!" "Squad at .06." "I'm on it, Gold Leader." "Good shot, Red 2." "Come on, Han, old buddy, don't let me down." "It's over, Commander." "The rebels have been routed." "They're fleeing into the woods." "We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit." "Send three squads to help." " Open the back door." " Sir." "Throw me another charge." "You cannot hide forever, Luke." "I will not fight you." "Give yourself to the dark side." "It is the only way you can save your friends." "Yes." "Your thoughts betray you." "Your feelings for them are strong especially for sister." "So... you have a twin sister." "Your feelings have now betrayed her, too." "Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me." "Now his failure is complete." "If you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will." "Never!" "Good!" "Your hate has made you powerful." "Now fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side." "Never." "I'll never turn to the dark side." "You've failed, Your Highness." "I am a Jedi like my father before me." "So be it..." ""Jedi." "Move!" "Move!" "The shield is down!" "Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor!" "We're on our way." "Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me." "I told you they'd do it!" "If you will not be turned you will be destroyed." "Young fool." "Only now, at the end, do you understand." "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side." "You have paid the price for your lack of vision." "Father, please!" "He'll me!" "Now, young Skywalker you will die." "I'm going in." "Here goes nothing." "Now lock onto the strongest power source." "It should be the power generator." "Form up." "Stay alert." "We could run out of space real fast." "Split up and head back to the surface." "And see if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you." "Copy, Gold Leader." "That was too close." "We've got to give those fighters more time." "Concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer." "Sir, we've lost our bridge deflector shields." "Intensify the forward batteries." "I don't want anything to get through!" "Intensify forward firepower!" "Too late!" "Luke." "Help me take this mask off." "But you'll die." "Nothing can stop that now." "Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes." "Now go, my son." "Leave me." "No." "You're coming with me." "I'll not leave you here." "I've got to save you." "You already have, Luke." "You were right." "You were right about me." "Tell your sister you were right." "Father." "I won't leave you." "There it is." "All right, Wedge, go for the power regulator on the north tower." "Copy, Gold Leader." "I'm already on my way out." "Move the fleet away from the Death Star." "Yee-ha!" "They did it!" "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew." "He wasn't." "I can feel it." "You love him." " Don't you?" " Yes." "All right." "I understand." "Fine." "When he comes back I won't get in the way." "It's not like that at all." "He's my brother."

"So that's three of our delicious homemade cupcakes." "Nope, can't." "You touched them." "Sorry, flu season, no health care." "You realized I replaced that purell with K.Y., right?" "Max, please say you're kidding." "Of course, I'm kidding." "I can't afford lube." "I just use my tears." "Max, seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer." "I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu." "I just have to keep cleaning my hands and not touch anyone." "Caroline, I have check from table ten." "Okay, just place it right there." "That's a big tip, wow" "You know, in Indonesia, you'd be married now." "I'm gonna get sick, I know it." "You're fine." "Fine?" "Han just unloaded into my mouth." "Congratulations, you both finally got some action." "I can't afford to get sick and miss work." "I need to get some antibiotics." "You are poor now." "Poor people don't just run out and buy antibiotics." "We man up, grow a pair, stare germs in the face." "Like this French fry from that guy who couldn't stop coughing." "Max, no, no--oh!" "Mmm." "Booyah!" "And I haven't ever been sick or to a clinic." "And, no, planned parenthood doesn't count." "Well, well, well, she weebles and she wobbles, but she don't fall down." "Oh, Earl, you're so naughty and nice." "And I'll be checking you out twice." "Hey, Sophie, sit anywhere you like." "Oh, uh, let's see." "Where is lighting that will make me look most attractive?" "What am I saying?" "I look good everywhere." "I am meeting man for first time that I met online." "I wonder if he's here yet." "Well unless you've been cruising singles who don't leave enough singles, I'd say no." "You know, Max, if my date turned out to be big bust-- what, bigger than ours?" "Then you come over and say that something suddenly came up and that I have to go, okay?" "Oh, my gosh, this must be him." "You must be Sophie Kuchenski." "I'm Serguisz Bilowski." "Oh." "Wow, I love your dress, I love that!" "Something came up and you have to go." "No, no this is perfect." "Would you like to sit down?" "Just let me run to the little boys rooms first." " Okay?" " Okay." "Who is that?" "That's Sophie's new boyfriend." "I see, and where's his boyfriend?" "Hello." "Nice to see you again." "I'm wearing my velour especially for you." "And right now, it's the only thing soft about me." "Please go away before my date comes back from the men's room." "You have brought other man in here?" "Yes, I met him on Polish dating site. you didn't have to go online." "You could meet my pole any time." "No, this will never happen." "You're not my type." "Well, what is your type?" "Wow, they have those automatic hand dryers that blow you." "I love being blown like that." "Those look like two giant orange traffic cones." "Are you trying to tell me not to park there?" "This is a lady." "Show her some respect." "Sophie has new man in her life." "I am so mad I cannot see straight." "Well, I'm looking right at him and I don't see straight either." "Max, I think I'm running a slight fever." "Feel my forehead." "Look, you should have learned by now" " I don't feel anything." "Caroline, I've written down address of drug store in South Williamsburg that has a doctor on site." "Here, I will pay for it." "Unless it is cancer." "Then I'm out." "And, Max, here is check for table seven." "Booyah!" "How long is it gonna take to see a doctor?" "I'm definitely getting something" " I'm pre-sick." "I'm stage one pre-sick." "I need penicillin." "I told you before, you have to man up and not give in to this sick stuff." "I'm not like you." "I have actual things I feel." "Menachem Goldman." "Menachem Goldman." "This must be the orthodox Jewish neighborhood." "Either that or we're in ZZ Top-ville." "Max, have some respect." "Hey, I got nothing but respect." "They basically invented southern rock." "I love the Jewish people." "Whenever I felt sick before, I'd just pop over to the townhouse next door and visit Dr. Klein." "So your love was contingent on pills?" "We're not that different." "Actually, the Kleins and I were very close." "I was invited to many a passover in their home." "In fact, they called me their honorary Jew." "Rivka Shemshelewitz." "Rivka Shemshelewitz." "Well, you're no Rivka Shemshelewitz." "Mrs. Klein always said I had a bissel Jew." "You had a Jewish vacuum cleaner?" "No." "Bissel." "It's a Yiddish word." "It means little." "And this one time I had a bissel flu and she brought me chicken soup every day." "So why don't you just give Dr. Klein a call?" "I did three times and no return." "I guess he doesn't want anything to do with me anymore because of my father's financial scandal." "All those years I thought we were family." "Guess not." "I don't know, ignoring your needs and pretending you don't exist?" "Sounds like family to me." "Caroline Channing, Caroline Channing." "Finally." "Let me do the talking." "I learned a lot of Hebrew from Mrs. Klein." "These are my people." "Hello, shalom." "Very good, you wanna squeeze in a couple more before sundown?" "Wow, you're as bad as me trying to be Irish at the blarney rose for a free beer." "Yar, can I get me a cerveza?" "What can I get you ladies, besides skirts that are more appropriate?" "Sorry, I didn't know it was an orthodox neighborhood." "You know what, we could just tie our coats around our waists." "Max?" "Oh, and look at the breasts on this one." "Coat on or off?" "Make up your mind." "No, Bubala, I'm just saying, with those big breasts and that gorgeous hair it's like looking in a mirror." "It's been a few years, but trust me, under this wig and smock, spitting image of you." "Here you go, Esther Rachael." "How else do you think I landed a handsome doctor like my Anshell?" "Oh, doctor?" "Doctor?" "Doctor, if you could-- oh, oh, what is that Hebrew word for wait?" "You might wanna start peppering in some English." "Now, Chava?" "Now you're telling me you're too sick to bake." "I need 80 cupcakes." "The bar mitzvah is tomorrow." "You're dead to me!" "See you next week." " We could help." " We can?" "Yeah, give me the card." "Hi, I'm Max and my friend and I here have a cupcake business and we'd be happy to bake as many cupcakes as you need for the bar mitzvah." "I mean, you need cake, we make cake." "It's bashert." "Look, enough with the "it's a small Hebrew world after all."" "How does 250 sound?" "No way, 275." "I have to bake all morning." "It's like looking in a mirror." "They're kosher, right?" "Are they kosher?" "Look at me." "Like looking in a mirror." "Good, I'll call you with the address." "Esther Rachael, if I could talk to you husband about getting some antibiotics-- sorry, sundown." "Okay, I've got the kosher cookbook, salt, flour, sugar, new mixing bowls, and I stopped at the goodwill and got us two appropriately sad schmatas to wear for tomorrow." "Let's start." "Start?" "I'm already half done." "How could you be half done?" "You didn't have any kosher ingredients." "Oh, they'll never know, we'll just tell them they're kosher." "Oh, my God, we can't do that." "Oh, my God, we just did." "They have to be kosher." "Do you want God to smite us?" "What's he gonna do?" "Take away all my good luck and your fortune?" "You think all those things labeled low fat are low fat?" "It is just a sales gimmick." "I had a low cal ice cream bar once that popped my top Jean button." "Kosher isn't a sales gimmick." "It's thousands of years of tradition." "We have to respect that." "I don't respect anyone's tradition." "That's kind of my tradition." "Well maybe that's because you didn't grow up around a family." "Hey, I grew up with a lot of families." "The Manson family, the Jackson family, the Menendezes." "Wait, is that Menendezes or Menen-di?" "Either way, they were like brothers to me." "Max, we are doing these straight up kosher." "Fine." "But return those new bowls, I don't need them." "I can just dump the bacon bits out of this old one." "Max, please, let's just start the cupcakes over, drop them off, get me some antibiotics, come home, and put me to bed." "All right, I'll make them kosher." "I mean, it's the least you could do after you lied to that woman and let her think you were one of them." "Hey, I don't know who my father is." "I could be half Jewish." "Although it's more likely I'm half bartender who demanded my mom figure out a way to pay her tab." " Hey!" " Hello." "Serguisz and I are on way up to my apartment." "He's making me brunch." "Cornish hens splashed with my special sauce." "I love special sauce, I love that!" "Yeah, and I stopped by because I was hoping you girls might have some spare cupcakes for dessert." "Only about 40 of them." "Oh, good!" "I'll go up and get started." "Sophie, can I have you keys?" " Oh, yeah." " Cute place." "Ah, I have keychain just like this." "We are birds of a feather." "I love that!" "See, girls." "This is what I like about my new boyfriend." "He loves so many things." "And vagina ain't one of them." "Max!" "We don't know that." "Sexuality is more fluid these days." "It's okay." "He's big, big gay." "So..." "You know he's gay?" "Oh, know it?" "I prefer it." "Yeah, my ex-husband was large male bully." "Yeah, all rough sex and stains in shorts." "Now all I want is a man who will spoon me and stay soft." "But what about sex?" "Oh, no one does me better than me." "That's the last of them." "Look at us." "I think we look very nice." "Really?" "I think we look like the Olson twins." "Well hello, girls." "You look very lovely." "Mazel tov to the family." "What a mitzvah to be part of this day." "How bashert." "Oh, we're still on that ride?" "I'm sorry." "It's just, I'm so happy to be in your warm and wonderful home." "I was very close to my neighbors, the Kleins." "In fact, they called me their honorary Jew." "Stop now." "This is like when you tell Earl you're practically black." "We'll just get our money and go." "Take our money and go?" "What are we, barbarians?" "Stay and celebrate a little." "But, out here in the kitchen, away from the men." "Sit, eat, come." "Three of my favorite things to do." "Good looks and funny." "What a catch." "Hadassa, hand me a spoon." "All 100% kosher and so gorgeous you could plotz." "This one's seen some Streisand movies, yes?" "Wait until you taste my kugel." "Oh, I love kugel." "Tell me, Esther Rachael, are you ashkenzi or sephardic Jews?" "Someone's been on the Internet." "No way, this is a pasta and a dessert?" "Ooh, there he is." "My only son." "My little angel." "The bar mitzvah boy who, today, becomes a man." "Girls, this is Shmuley and his friend from next door, David." "Say hello to the girls who made the cupcakes, boys." "Both:" "Nice to meet you." "Hadassa, Devorah, enough." "Thank you, go." "Enjoy the party." "Have more kugel." "I'll go ask my husband for your money." "See, this is what I love, Max." "The family, the tradition." "The lasagna with the crazy raisins." "And those two little boys, could they have been more precious?" "Yo, yo, yo, what up cupcake bitches?" "I'm fixin' to marry me a beeyatch who bakes like this, son." "Uh, I don't know what's going on, but I'm pretty sure boys and girls aren't supposed to be socializing, right?" "Damn, sweetness, your lips are moving but your ass is doing all the talking." "Uh..." "Is that Yiddish?" "Oh, boys, there you are, come on." "Say goodbye to the cupcake ladies." "Both:" "Nice to meet you." "Did that just happen or has my fever suddenly spiked?" "That's the first time I ever saw anyone acting all pimp who still had pimples." "Yo, yo, yo!" "And they're back." "What up, Shawties?" "What's crackalackin?" "Yo, today my boy became a mans." "That's right." "Got my bar mitzvah done, son." "Preach!" "So let's get to it." "How much of my mitzvah money is it gonna take for you to pop that top and serve me up some super fine taytays?" "Dude, there is not enough money in the-- how much are we talking?" "Max!" "Yo, don't get all jealous, vanilla cone." "How about you turn around and make it pop for daddy?" "How would you like it if I told your mother right on the other side of that door how you boys were in here disrespecting us?" "How is you gonna say anything with your mouth full?" "Damn, son!" "Come in here, ma." "This way." "Don't say anything to her." "Let's just get our money and get out of here." "Max, she should know." "You wanna ruin their day and not get paid?" "Just keep it to yourself for five minutes and we're gone." "I want you to meet my mother, Hinda Fagel." "Ma, this is Max who made the kosher cupcakes." "And I'm Caroline." "What did the shicksa say?" "She said her name is Caroline." "Who cares what her name is?" "She looks like the people that stole my grandmother's good hutch." "But look at this one." "It's like looking in a mirror." "Oy, she's got a fever." "Oh, Max, oh honey, you're burning up." "Oh, no way, I don't get sick." "I get sick." "You're sick." "You'll come, you'll lie down." "Oh, I'm really fine." "We'll just get our money and head home." "Nonsense." "You'll see my husband." "The doctor." "Stop, wait, where are you taking her?" "I'm the one who gets sick." "What did she say?" "She says she wants your hutch." "You poor baby." "You have a fever of 102." "Just have to rest, Bubala." "I'm really fine." "That towel thing feels awesome." "It's a cold compress, it'll bring your fever down." "My husband should be in any minute." "Thanks." "I think it's only right to tell you," "I don't know a lot about my background, so..." "I might not be Jewish." "Please, look at you." "You could be my daughter." "I would have liked that." "Always wanted a daughter." "I always wanted a mother." "Oh, did your mother die young?" "Sadly, no." "Ooh, you need a kiss." "Oh, good your soup is ready." "Ess a bissel, tatelleh." "Bissel?" "I know bissel." "Of course you do." "You're Jewish." "Okay, I'm Jewish, what the hell." "Oh, we don't believe in hell." "We don't?" "Awesome." "Oh, thanks." "Call me Bubby." "Thanks, Bubby." "No one's ever blown on my soup before." "What's wrong with them?" "# That's my boy, that's my boy, hey, ho #" "Oh, there he go!" "That's what's up, hooker." "First of all, you just scuffed his mother's freshly-waxed floor and secondly, you may think throwing away your family traditions is cool now, but in life, bad things can happen." "And one day, when you find yourself penniless and sick, you'll need your nice Jewish family and you'll call them three times and they won't answer the phone no matter how much you need antibiotics." "Damn, boo, I stopped listening after you said freshly-waxed." "Playa!" "Max, I'm giving you some amoxicillin for you to take home." "Now take it all, even when you start feeling better." "Yes, Dr. Anshell." "Look what I brought." "Sweets for the sweets." "Ooh." "Uh, wait, wait, wait, before you eat those, remember how I said I might not be Jewish?" " Yes." " Those might not be kosher." " What are you saying?" " I'm saying they're not kosher." "What is she saying?" "Not kosher!" " What?" " Not kosher!" "Spit it out, ma!" "Spit it out!" "Just a minute, it tastes so good." " You like that?" " Stop." " You like that?" " Stop it." " You like that?" " S--that's it!" "Listen, hit me with one more dead president and you'll be six feet under with Biggie and Tupac." "You understand me, Jew-Tang Clan?" "Skinny bitch came to play!" "What kind of girl brings non-kosher cupcakes into a kosher home?" "Not me" " I'm not that kind of girl." "Yeah, hi, I think I'm that kind of girl." "Max, what are you talking about?" "I made sure every single one of those was up to a rabbi's high standard." "Yes, well, maybe my rabbi didn't have such high standards." "I'm so sorry, I burned some and we were running late and I figured, four non-kosher out of 80." "So close." "Max, I told you how important all those traditions are to a Jewish family." "Yes, you told me about tradition and family, but none of that meant anything until I felt that cold compress." "And she was nice enough to put it on my head and I felt what that feels like." "And then Bubby blew on my soup before she ate the non-kosher cupcake." "Wait, Bubby ate a non-kosher cupcake?" "It's a shanda!" "It is a shanda." "I'm hoping shanda means you're forgiven and we'll pay you anyway." "We are not taking any money." "That's right, you're not taking anything." "Except for this compress." "Feel better." "Now go, get out of my sight." "And don't wear short skirts." "Esther Rachel," "I wanna talk to you about your son" "Shmuley's behavior today." "What are you talking about?" "What did my Shmuley do?" "I'll tell you what he did." "He became a man." "That's all he did." "Right, Caroline?" "I'll say he became a man." "What are you talking about?" "Shmuley!" "Stay out of it, this is not our family." "You and I don't have a family." "They still do." "Let the police tell her about him." "So about my Shmuley." "What do you have to say?" "Mazel tov, he's a wonderful, wonderful boy." "Oh, there you are." "Shmuley, David, say goodbye to the cupcake girls." "Both:" "Nice to meet you." "Thank you." "So I see no Max." "She still out sick?" "It's her first night back." "She should be here any minute." "Did you wanna order something or wait for your boyfriend?" "Oh, see, this is sad story." "Uh, he broke off with me to date other woman." "And she had penis." "Yeah, I can't compete with that." "Hi, Earl." "There she is, my long lost love." "How you feeling, Max?" "I'm pretty good." "Hey, Bubby." "I brought you some chicken soup for taking care of me the last couple days." "I enjoyed being your Bubby." "I guess you were wrong, Max." "You and I do have family-- each other." "We're not family until we have to testify against each other in a manslaughter trial." "Here, eat this." "I don't want you to catch what I just had." "Not gonna happen, Max." "I took your advice." "I manned up." "I stared germs in the face." "That's right, when you got sick, I got balls." "Booyah!" "Like looking in a mirror."