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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

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0/1

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The perfect movie, for a 12 yr old

I gave it one star because the website doesn't allow it to go any lower, and, for all the effort put in by the computer animation team. Other than that, this movie should be negative 1 star.The plot and sequences does not make any sense what so ever. To list a few; teleporting another planet into earth's atmosphere? Really? Optimus prime getting trapped in a bunch of cables for 20mins of the movie? High tech alien robotic race ends up fighting with shields, swords, and axes?There's literally some plot hole or something that does not make sense every 5minutes of the movie, throughout the ENTIRE thing. If you thought the second movie was ridiculous, wait until you see this.The only reason to watch this movie is if you want to leave your brain dead for 2hours and watching flashy robots transform and fire rockets at random things. Besides that, please do yourself a favor and do something more productive with the extra 2 hours of your life.

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2.99

0/1

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Terrible movie with good special effects

The plot was terrible. The acting was terrible. The effects were as good as the other ones. If you want to see pure action without any story, then enjoy. Otherwise...it was a complete waste of time.

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2.99

0/1

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Science Fiction Pushed To The Limit!

I am only writing this spoiler-alert review because most people have already seen this movie:This time Michael Bay pushed science fiction beyond the limits of credibility, and that's where he lost me.I can see alien robots flying all over the place and destroying everything in their path, but THAT GIRL WITH THAT GUY WHO HAS NO JOB, AND NOT CHEATING ON HIM WITH HER ALPHA-MALE BILLIONAIRE BOSS? -ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!!!Now, to Michael Bay's credit: the acting and the special effects are incredible. Specially the scenes where she is riding in Sam's old deplorable car acting like it's no big deal for her. Those scenes do look real.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/1

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Digital Copy Doesn't Work

Bought this after the Digital Copy expiration date had elapsed. Nothing on the Amazon site indicates the expiration date. The package has this warning on both the outside and inside. Amazon offered a full refund. That's a stand up company in my opinion.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/1

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Ok dvd/blu-ray but digital copy will NOT work. Codes are expired!

I specifically got this version of the movie for my husband so he could have the movie on his iphone. The code expired in September and they are still selling it to people as dvd+blu-ray+digital copy. But you cannot get the digital copy because of the expired code. If you wanted the file for itunes like we did, DO NOT BUY!!!

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

5/14

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Glad I only paid $1.50 to see it!!!!

You know Michael Bay has made some powerful emotional films (The Rock, Armageddon, The Island) where he really developed his characters & made you care about them, the same was true for the first "Transformers" movie, but when it comes to sequels this guy throws all that out the window, as one reviewer said..."he used to be a good director"....this one like the second film is nothing but one big CGI fest, whereas the first film had the right balance, the second & this third film is an assault on the senses, Shia LaBouf & Josh Dushammel look bored, Megan Fox's replacement was too superficial to me, like she had come from the Playboy mansion, nothing wrong with her, but Fox seemed more like a real person, John Turtorro who was a blast in the first film is just collecting a paycheck, & Patrick Dempsey & John Malkovich were just embarassing themselves here, I never walk out before a film is over, but did on this in it's last 10 minutes, I just couldn't take the machines endless fights & destruction of Chicago any longer, I mean it just went on & on, I felt like I was watching a video game, the building sequence was about the only cool thing about this whole movie & even then you have to suspend belief a bit, not to mention the bad attempts at humor with the co-worker or the parents, I got to a point where I didn't care who lived or died, yes Michael Bay was a good director past tense!!

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6/16

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The worst of the trilogy!

This was suppose to be such a great movie and it fell very short of all the expectations I had. I have been a huge fan of transformers since they came out in the early 80's. It's sad to think this could be the end of them on the big screen. I hope they redeem themselves by doing a 4th installment. Bring in Hot Rod and Ultra Magnus from the original series. I for one hope they don't end on such a poor film. I was very disappointed! As hard as that is to say. It was really bad.

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2.99

7/18

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A sarcastic review from a fleshybot

I'll make this nice and simple: I grew up with the G1 cartoons.I have nearly ALL the Transformers comics, starting with the complete Marvel run up to the current IDW stuff. I for one, absolutely LOVED the 1st Michael Bay Transformers.The 2nd one had great robot action sans the imbecile Twins and all the idiotic crotch jokes throughout the movie, dogs humping, guy asking for toilet paper with pants down, etc.You get the picture.Enter Dark of the Moon. I watched my watch as the movie played.A little over an hour till something semi-interesting happened.Then another hour goes by till something else semi-interesting happens. 2 hours on the dot till finally! heavy Transformer action! And what was the action? Big bad Decepticons fighting against......Inanimate city landscape!!! Awesome!!! Right? I mean it takes a massive Decepticon invasion to beat up buildings, asphalt and not to mention, menacing parked cars? Huh? But being the loyal fan that I am, I'm still waiting for the big climatic event that the last 2 hours and 35 minutes has been building up to...And then...There it is! What its all been leading up to! The glorious and epic finale! The credits rolling!!When the lights came on in the theater I looked around and wondered, staring at the screen "is this like a break? are they gonna show the Transformers I paid to see? was that a 2 hour and 35 minute sneak peek?" The ushers asked me nicely to leave.Then it hit me...I paid to see Transfomers but apparantly I had walked into Skyline 2...As I type this I wonder...."When is the 3rd Transformers movie "WITH" Transformers coming out?"The movie draaaaaaaaaaagged...Skip the 1st 2 hours and 10 minutes. Trust me, you'll miss absolutely nothing except a neat little plot point involving Sentinel Prime and Ironhide. Watch the last 20 minutes without any high hopes and you'll be fine.I would've gone home after the 1 hour mark but it took me a while to put my boots on and I wasnt gonna waste that effort for nothing to just go back home and take 'em off so soon.Oh well...Guess Real Steel (the boxing robot movie with Hugh Jackman) will satiate my appetite for robot action and that story looks dumb to begin with but its all about ROBOTS!!

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

8/20

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Don't Be "Deceived".... It's Awful

*** Warning, potential spoilers ahead, read at your own risk. Some events intentionally discussed in different order than they really occurred***Whatever you do, don't be deceived by all the glowing reviews here. After sitting through this movie and seeing for myself, I can easily say that it's the worst by far in the series. The plot has holes big enough to hide Cybertron (i.e. how did Megatron come back to life again, and end up in the middle of Africa?). The acting is equally forced and without any dramatic effect (why in God's name do they keep insisting on pushing Sam's lame parents into the story?!) And why couldn't Sam have finally found a real woman with an actual brain to be his girlfriend? Rosie is even more lifeless than Megan Fox on screen and is obviously little more than eye candy since even her few dialogue scenes are shot from behind to highlight the backside that is her only real asset.Did I mention this is also the longest Transformers movie (152 minutes?!)? That really shocks me - especially when nothing really important even happens during the entire first half of the film. I found myself checking my watch several times throughout, and that is never a good sign when watching a movie. They start by showing the back-story involving the manned space missions to the moon, but after that it just stalls for at least 45 minutes as it flails around trying to fill in the last few years of Sam's life (oh, he's ended up with another bimbo, big surprise; gee, nothing says "exciting action movie" like a half hour of Sam sitting around pushing paper in an office cubicle). If they had at least given Sam somebody actually worth saving, the movie might have had some actual drama to it. Even in the eventual cliche "lovers reunite and run towards each other to embrace" scene, Rosie stops after only a couple awkward steps and makes Sam run the entire distance to her (wow, really great job capturing the drama there, Bay). Even Shia has this weird "was she really even worth it" expression on his face during their embrace (you can tell throughout the entire movie that Shia had to force himself to work with her). Then, after an eternity (probably close to an hour in), the film finally gets back to the Autobots trying to reach the moon before the Decepticons in order to protect whatever it is that's there. I'm still not sure how they never detected the energy signature on the moon two movies ago when they were first flying towards Earth but, hey, it is what it is.Then, inexplicably (it's almost like Bay just ran checked his watch and said "okay, we filled 2.5 hours, let's quit"), the movie decides to go on fast-forward and end after yet another super quick (read, one hit) battle between Optimus and Megatron in which Megatron's head is dismembered. Literally, after Optimus wins and utters a stupid one-liner about never forsaking humans, the credits roll. Wait, isn't this supposed to be a grand finale to the series? And the utlimate climactic sequence took only two minutes and there was no real conclusion whatsoever? Just another mailed-in money grab that puts a once promising franchise out of its misery at a new low. In fact, the best part was actually the Captain America trailer that showed before it started.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

2/7

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Want Megan Fox back!!!!!!!

I liked and enjoyed the effects but that's about everything entertaining about this movie. The quality (blue ray on ps3) is pretty bad ass.Story line is very mediocre and no depth at all. The acting was sad at times.And most importantly I missed Megan Fox, someting just wasn't right with the new big upper lip girl. Maybe with Megan it would have been a better movie? Guess we will never know.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

2/7

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Terrible movie..

They need to get a new director and new script writer.. They just keep getting worse and worse.. Get rid of the Witwicky's.. It was funny the 1st time,now everything is just drawn out.. I never saw it in the theater and just bought it on blu ray.. I'm regretting it.. I don't understand why they don't use the original voice for Megatron.. I won't watch another one.. They should add the Dinobots,and make Devastater like in the cartoons,5 robots merged into a giant one,not a cross between a cement mixer and garbage compactor.. Cmon,what a shame.. It could be so great if someone actually cared about it.

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2.99

3/9

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So awful it was hard to sit through

I can't see how anybody who grew up watching the 80's cartoon could like this. Regardless, grading this movie on it's own, it did have a very cool premise. But its execution was painful to sit through. For starters, it focuses on Shia LaBeouf's character way too much. Why do we care about him having job interviews and what his parents think? Did that have to be the focus of half the movie?Beyond that, I wanted to watch this movie with my kids, and there was multiple unnecessary swear words throughout. I'm not being a prude here, it was gratuitous use of "holy s h * t" and stuff like that. It's one thing if it's necessary for some intense scene, but this was just casual tossing around of swear words. Hey Optimus Prime, how the beep you doing, what a beeping nice day isn't it?As for the transformers themselves, Sentinal Prime, who is activated after (thousands of) years of sleep after crash landing on the moon, wakes up, and is immediately barked orders at and questioned by this human intelligence leader. Instead of his first response being "who are you, where am I, what's going on here?" he simply very casually answers her like "yeah well the reason is blah blah blah". It made no sense.As a side note, this summer they're already re-booting other franchises like Batman and Spiderman, can we please fire all the writers/directors for the last 3 transformers movies and start again please!?

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2.99

0/8

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Not worth the 3 month wait

3D is all about pop outs gimmicks which is all missing here there is depth but average not that great. The movie & audio both are great but everybody was anticipating one of the best 3d blurays which is not the case. There are many other movies like Resident evil Final destination 4 & 5 and many others which have awesome 3d effects. If you have already bought the 2d version do not regret.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

2/13

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garbage

Transformers the Movie (1985) was awesome. But these Transformers look like a pile of garbage throw together. The CGI animation makes everything look like synthetic barf. The Transformers movies need a reboot, where the characters actually look like they are supposed to. And without the worlds worst director Michael Bay. Disgusting. Don't let your kids watch this atrocity.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

4/18

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If you have already watched trasformer 1, don't spend your time to watch this, even it is free.

If you watch trasformer 1, don't spend your time to watch this, even it is free. I consider this movie is just below the episode 2 and the 2 below 1. And nothing is new.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/10

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Lights out on this awful film

I went to see this with the hope of getting Revenge of the Fallen's bad taste out of my mouth.Fission MailedWhere to begin? The plot, while being nowhere near as "immature" as ROTF, still suffered from being clogged with too much filler and not making much sense. It's an overlong mess with the CGI eye candy being the only redeeming factor of this film. It's clear that Bay knows how to make a big budget action film with explosions aplenty, but he cannot write a decent script for these movies to save his life. It's not his forté and hasn't been since The Rock. The movie peaks with a huge, final battle in Chicago that is nuts, but you will just be wanting it to be over with by the time it finally takes place. The 3D is well used in spots, but that cannot make up for the fact that almost everything in it is just a letdown. Do not buy unless you really want to complete your collection.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

12/39

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The Worst

I didn't think Michael Bay could make a Transformers movie worse than Revenge of the Fallen.How I sat through this horrid mess called Dark of the Moon, I'll never understand. I think it may have been a case of brain rot. Or perhaps that is what I suffer from after sitting through this pathetic excuse for perverted boys.Bay shows us that, with the final of his Transformers films, he really could care less for people who enjoyed the first movie. Everything about this last one spat in its face.Add to that Leonard Nemoy adding his voice to a new transformer (quoting his oft-repeated line from Star Trek), a worthless acting performance by a Victoria Secrets model and you will have the essential Bay puke-fest.You don't go see these movies for the story, I get that. But man - please give me something more than adolescent lusting and jokes.This movie should have been a direct-to-DVD. The 3D that Bay initially hated, but then joyously embraced adds nothing to the experience. A James Cameron he is not. Not even close.Pity me for watching this trash. Pity my brain.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

1/3

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Michale Bay by the numbers

About the only thing that I agree with what I've heard about this movie is that it's the best Transformers movie of the trilogy. In my opinion it just sucked a little less than the first and a lot less than the second. The film follows Bay's classic formula for all his movies. People walking in slow motion, check. Incredibly sexy women running in spiked heels, check. Using black men for comic relief, check. Steady streams of explosions and incredible stunts, check. Shots of the military that could easily be put into any promotional material for the armed forces, check. Painfully cheesy dialog and sad attempts at humor. "Dramatic" scenes that are only dramatic because of the orchestral score of sad violins, check. Bottom line is that the movie is two hours too long. It's boring, really boring, with uninteresting characters, bad writing, and a paper thin plot. Just fast forward till you see an explosion or robots fighting and watch those parts. Should only take you half an hour. Better yet, don't buy or rent this movie so they will give the Transformers license that can actually direct.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/1

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Not that great

The first transformers movie will always be the best one, and its just ok. The movies too long jumping back and forth, very poorly constructed.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/1

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Same as all the others, dull.

Same as all the other recent transformers movies, dull and bland, completely emotionless. The story lacks excitement, and only the occasionally good special effects made me sit through it.

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2.99

0/1

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Digital Copy Code Expired 9/30/12

I bought this during a Black Friday sale; the digital copy was significant part of my purchasing decision. Inexcusably, the digital copy code expired before this product was sold. At a minimum, this should have been disclosed in the product description.

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2.99

0/1

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not playable since 1 hour 30 minutes

The DVD is not playable since 1 hour 30 minutes, then the picture becomes stopping and going and keeps that way.

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2.99

0/1

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Digital Copy expired

Annoying when you buy a movie mostly because of the digital copy and it has expired months before.This is a major DISAPPOINTMENT!!

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2.99

0/1

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New Product, no bonuses

No special features at all, on either disc, just the movie. Not at all what I expected from a Blu Ray/DVD combo pack.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

0/1

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Fun cheesy movie but not on prime instant video!!

Michael Bay movies are meant to be action packed fun cheesy goodness. Which this is. The reason I'm giving this a bad review is because Amazon Instant Prime has edited out parts!! It's a PG13 movie!!!!!! It doesn't need edits! Considering how much we pay a year for Prime, I expect to be able to watch the full movie.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

1/3

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Just a bad movie

Poorly acted, written and plotted. Sci-fi and action movies are my thing but I couldn't get through this one as it seemed like all involved just "phoned it in". Worst movie I've seen in a long time.

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2.99

1/3

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I Am A Fool For Having Suffered Through This Dreck

Two dimensional characters, dropped plot-points, flat dialogue, bad acting and an overall story that makes a 1962 comic book look Shakespearean. Michael Bay you ruin everything you touch. And I'm worse for having seen this.

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1/3

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Story too boring

The story is so boring. I still have not finished yet after three nights watching: I only take it for half hour.

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Amazon.com: Transformers: Dark of the Moon: Shia LaBeouf, Hugo Weaving, Josh Duhamel, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

1/3

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THIS IS A HORRIBLE MOVIE!

My daughter and her friend gave this film a big thumbs down:"We hated it. We were bored out my minds, and couldn't understand the story line at all. The acting was moderate. The only good thing about this movie was that it made us super hungry, since it was 3 hours long!..... At least smear a little spot of dirt on "angel's" face by the end.""So basically, don't watch it.""Sorry, people. We are very frustrated right now."

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2.99

1/3

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Transform this!

Pros: Beautiful babe. Over-the-top special effects. Cons: Unbelievable script. Horrible writing. Cheesy acting.The review: I really like Sci-Fi, and have watched every Transformers movie hoping they will be good. So far none have been better than average, and this one is no exception. The special effects are cool, and the great looking girlfriend make this movie worth watching for the eye candy alone. Everything else was... not good. I would recommend saving your money and renting this from the library, because it is not worth a second look. I like my fiction to at least be believable. Bringing another planet into orbit right next to earth? Even if this was possible the gravitational pull would destroy both planets. The parts written for the actors were just plain bad. There was not one person in the movie I could relate to on any level. When the shuttle blew up I was actually hoping the Autobots really did die so they (hopefully) wouldn't make anymore Transformers movies. At that point in the movie I would have been happy to see the Decepticons win. That would have made for an interesting plot twist, instead of the predictable ending we were served up here. I am quite full now, you don't need to feed me anymore sub-standard movies.

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2.99

1/2

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Ten Minutes of Action, Five Minutes of Drama, Two Hours and Twenty Minutes of Awkward Teenage Angst

I won't say that this movie doesn't have its moments, just that they are few and far between. And you know those horrible, horrible memories everyone grows up with, the kind that scream "embarrassment" at high volume when, a few years later, you are reminded of the fact that yes, you were stupid enough to say that in front of those people? This movie is chocked full of those moments.

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2.99

1/2

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Nothing special about the special affects

Most of the time you can't tell what you're looking at, everything is so dark and gritty. There are explosions all the time, but I'm not sure why, as nothing seems to get damaged. The Transformers are garbage. Once again, new ones are introduced with no particular reason why I should care, and the movie is quite cavalier about killing fan favorites. The plot is thin (and ridiculous) and has huge plot holes. Bad guys are bad, but the good guys aren't particularly good anymore, as there are a ton of casualties that nobody seems to care about.This movie evoked nothing but a hatred of Michael Bay.

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2.99

1/2

0negative

Could have been MUCH better and shorter

The plot/storyline was not cohesive. The movie is way too long with the characters not really coming to life. Making a movie longer is not making a movie better. In fact, if the movie is weak, making it longer just makes the point even more (painfully) obvious.I kept watching the movie to see if it would improve but unfortunately that was not the case.Maybe DreamWorks will just move on to another project.Save your money if you intend to buy. Better rent and save the rest for a better movie.

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2.99

1/2

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Can't believe I gave this 2 stars

I'm a huge Sci-Fi fan I'll watch almost anything once. This is one of those one watch movies. A huge disappointment and not enjoyable at all. The first half of the movie is spent trying to make you lust after Huntington-Whiteley. She is so one dimensional that she's impossible to like, let alone think she's appealing. There was zero chemistry between Huntington-Whiteley and LaBeouf. They wasted half the film trying to show how LaBeouf could be the worst bumbler of all time and how everyone knew it. Somebody in the studio obviously doesn't understand the Sci-Fi audience.

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2.99

3/10

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Where the hell is the 3D? Hollywood jerks

I bought a 3D TV only to find out that the selection of 3D Blu-rays absolutely sucks. Half of them are kids movies but the 3D warning says kids aren't supposed to watch 3D movies. No wonder so many people think 3D is a gimmick.The only great things about 3D so far, are some of the PS3 games.my fav right now is God Of War: Origins collectionI want in 3D now!Kung fu panda 2transformers: dark of the moonavatar - available to the public at reasonable price instead of one-hundred-sixty bucks(what a crock, can't believe such a good director sold his soul to panasonic)Wake up, hollywood.Between the economy and the lack of 3D content, I think America's going to hell. They've got their heads too far up their asses and low IQs too. The only thing America is #1 at is creating weapons of mass destruction

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2.99

1/5

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Rent for the kids, but DON'T buy it.

Please for the love of God, don't spend more than $1 renting this shlock from Redbox. We must, as good people, take away Michael Bay's monetary motivation for creating loud, unnecesary, incoherent, chaotic and useless trash. The first Transformers movie was great...witty, funny, character-driven and exciting. Then, taking a lesson from his shlock-meister mentor, Jerry Bruckheimer, Michael Bay made the next two Transformers sequels in the manner of a spoiled child with WAY too much money, with a shiny new train set, smashing it all together repeatedly knowing mommy and daddy will simply buy him more. No soul. No humor. No brains. Just a mind-numbing and whirling mish-mash of metal carnage with bigger and bigger explosions. It actually hurts the eyes. You find yourself having to close your eyes to avoid a headache.

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2.99

6/14

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Wort. Movie. Ever.

Transformers 3 is seriously a terrible terrible movie. yeah wow cool, special effects that i have seen time and time again, ridiculously long battle scenes that are so incredibly boring they literally make me fall asleep EVERY time i watch them, Terrible story, terrible plot, terrible rendition of classic characters. Why I even gave this movie a third chance is beyond me.

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2/7

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Definitely not a recommanded to buy:

This movie is an action pack for the year, but the chapter transitions on this DVD BluRay version are not smooth with blank screens. Several features and clips were missing from the Theatre version. You would regret to have bought this version and should wait to get the later version with all the available added features.

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2.99

3/12

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Movie is ok, but..................

the title of the disk pack is totally wrong.It should be Blue Ray + DVD and digital copy available for DLa 210gb download to get the digital copy instead of including it, to me is lame.you enter a very long url, then input the code and start the download managerafter it is finished you have to enter the long url again when you try to play the movie, and get a error 404 website not foundI can get to any other web site I enter, but not to the Transformers site so now the digital copy will not play because the site cannot be accessed.Paramount should take lessons from Fox on how to include the digital copy

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2.99

9/24

0negative

no 3D version

I`ll make it short and come to the point quickly: I think its a shame that Bay is starting milking the cow too by NOT putting the 3D version in this set. Pirates 4, Thor, Tron and so many others included a 3D version. I won`t buy this release and wait (let`s see for how long) for the 3D release. I know many of you hate 3D - I love it on my 65" panasonic and was soooo looking forward for this. just my personal opinion...

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5/17

0negative

Can I get my 2+hrs of life back please...

Where to begin? The movie sucks. The plot is stupid. The one star is for the CGI work that was put into this movie. Shia Labeouf with his very limited acting, plays the same character in basically every movie he makes including this one. The plot was ridiculous with awkward, lame attempts at comedy throughout the movie and I just didn't care what happened to any of the characters. Very weak story telling. It's a lot of boom, crash, explosions, wrapped around a stupid story line that requires you to leave your brain at the door. And if that doesn't make you want to run out screaming from this movie, maybe having to look at that perpetual duckfaced girl throughout the movie might. I almost turned this movie off about half way though because it's so boring, but I stuck it out. Hopefully, this is the last Transformers movie they make. The only thing that sells this movie is the name Transformers, because the movie itself is just sad. If you want a completely brain dead movie, bad acting, poor plot, duckfaced fake girl with over-the-top, unbelievable(in a bad way) action scenes, then this is the steaming pile of crap you want. Enjoy.

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1/9

0negative

This is actaully worse than Transformers 2? yep, I can honestly say it is.

A boring Nasa storyline that doesn't make a whole lot of sense to begin with, sam gets a new girlfriend and is trying to find a job, along the way we still have annoying charectors such as the mom, the asian guy, some dumb momments with sam and his boss. movie is too long with no story, no charector development, with no action until the last 40 minutes and this is a 2 and half hour movie. If the robots had fought on the moon I think It would have been more interesting and a different location, instead we get a main villian robot that is not memorable, a repeat of the robots fighting and causing destruction in the city. special effects are amazing but it can't save how poorly written this movie is. its all visual with no substance.

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5/18

0negative

I Was fooled again

After seeing Revenge of the Fallen,I thought this one would be way better,I thought they would have learned their lesson,but I was wrong.This movie is a 2 1/2 hour snoozefest.I paid 7.50 to see this,what was I thinking.Dont make the same mistake,just wait and rent it.Heres what you do.Rent it,get it home,Fastforward through the first half of the movie,also fastforward through all of the John Malkovich scenes.Then watch the second half,try to determine who the good bots and bad bots are,because theres so many its hard to distinguish.Shias new GF in this movie is super hot but thats not enough to save this movie,It will make hundreds at the box office because of Suckers like me.

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0/1

0negative

O.M.G. SO disappointed

I had so many issues with this movie I had to write a review- I NEVER write reviews but this was just so bad.1st the chick - The way Michael Bay portrays and films women in these movies totally sickens me, but he made it up in the first movie with the action and in the second with Megan's contribution during the fight scenes. It's so painfully obvious they only casted this girl because she was prettier than Megan- which isn't a good thing when it comes to quality. She was an okay actress but the relationship felt fake and she was completely useless throughout the whole thing. She was pretty much pushed and pulled throughout the whole movie!2nd thing- what is up with all these random try-to-be-funny scenes? They felt SO out of place- Mr. Wang is a good comedy actor but the script they gave him was so far from the story it wasn't funny at all. It was like trying to mix the Hangover with Black Hawk Down or something. Nothing flowed like in the 1st and 2nd movie- it all felt forced and random.3rd- This was the biggest disappointment - barely any autobot scenes, a lot of stuck up human scenes. I don't know about you but the autobots is the whole reason I watched this series! Ugh,enough said.I feel so bad giving this movie only two stars but I couldn't bring myself to give it more. I LOVE Optimus Prime! I LOVE Bumblebee! I LOVE the cars! I LOVE the action! But it just dragged soooo bad for 2 1/2 hours I only gave it 2...sad.

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0/1

0negative

Quality

The HD streaming always fails...The movie itself was fun to watch and very enjoyable. It would be nice if the streaming quality held up.

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4/8

0negative

Could it get any worse?

I caved.I mean, I was never a fan of the cartoon series or the action figures as a kid and so the idea of Transformers on the big screen way back in 2007 wasn't something I was salivating over. Still; I kind of loved it. The first film was fun and fresh and witty and it just felt right. The second film was a mess. I kind of hated it. It had its moments, but overall it just felt forced and overstuffed and messy. `Transformers: Dark of the Moon' looked promising and then again, it suffered from a barrage of nasty reviews that kept me from giving it a shot; until last night.I caved.I said that already.Here's the thing. The acting is horrible. The action is chaotic and stuffy and Michael Bay still has no idea how to edit. I seriously fell asleep during the films horrifically elongated closing battle. It was ridiculous. Sure, the effects are spectacular and are probably the best in the series, but there is such a thing as too much and Bay doesn't know when to stop. It just kept going and going and once you've seen one overlong battle sequence you've seen them all. Bay should have trimmed it down a bit and maybe injected something unique instead of regurgitation.Shia is charming and is becoming his own actor. This is the worst of his latest performances, but that's because the character is written stupidly. The rest of the characters are mere stereotypes and serve no purpose. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot...I mean REALLY hot, but everytime she's on the screen Michael Bay apparently thinks he's filming a music video. Her introduction scene was retarded. The rest of the cast is also surprisingly horrific. John Tuturro thinks he's Al Pacino all of a sudden, and Al Pacino isn't even good at playing Al Pacino. Frances McDormand must have had a big fight with her hubby, because she is so above this tripe. Tyrese and Josh are here for their muscles and Dempsey has no point being here. John Malkovich reenters his annoying habits for this film. Yuck, and then there is Ken Jeong.Just...NO.The plot, while something `new' seems reminiscent of the previous films and the twist is one you saw coming a mile away. The ending was also baffling. The film literally just ends. It felt off, severely. I hated the voice over too. Are we that stupid? Don't answer that. I also find the way the transformers talk to one another to be annoying over time. The fact that they have to explain everything like we're all kindergarteners is just `eye-rolling'.Yeah, this movie was terrible. It honestly put me in a bad mood last night.

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4/8

0negative

Makes a great drinking game!

Here are the rules: 1) Every time a character says or does something that's supposed to be funny but comes off completely lame instead-take a swig. 2) Every time the movie veers off into some completely random direction that has absolutely nothing what-so-ever to do with anything, take a swig. 3) Every time a transformer does a somersault or twist in the air in slow motion before attacking-take a swig. Follow these simple rules and you'll be bombed 15 minutes in. Seriously. While watching this movie I kept thinking how many millions of dollars were spent to provide us with idiotic jokes about red coffee cups in yellow rooms and effeminate assistants with Russian accents. Every time I see one of these movies, it saddens me. Given the insane visuals-tight, more serious stories could have really made this series into something amazing. Unfortunately that's not the case. At least there's no leg humping in this one. That's something I guess...

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4/8

0negative

Transformers - AGAIN?

This film truly shows how filmmakers attempt to ride success. This movie is really bad. Even with some new blood (or should I say blonde) I couldn't hardly stand to finish the whole thing. But I did. What a waste.

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4/8

0negative

Fun movie, but not worth buying at this price--my bad!

if you are like me and like to go through specials features and "making of" documentary, this is not the BD to buy. This is the second time I make the same mistake. The first time I bough Avatar BD when it came out, and it only had the movie nothing else. It is a waste of BD room space to make such releases without having a single special feature. Wait for the Special Edition, full feature, BD release! The movie was fun, but this BD should have been price at $10.00 USD which is the price one pays these day to see just a movie. I will have to wait for the Special Edition, and give my copy to my young daughter who lives with her mom. As I said, the movie is fun, but not the price of this BD, and this will be the last time I make this mistake. I need to be more patient and not fill these mogul movie makers' pocket with our HARD earned MONEY. What do you think? Any opinions?

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7/13

0negative

Bad Bad Bad

I enjoyed the first movie. I didn't think the second was as bad as everyone thought. Wow, this one was just atrocious. I'm not going into specifics as I'm sure the other reviews have but do not spend the $4.99 on downloading this. Wait for it to come out on HBO or whatever.

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2.99

16/28

0negative

Cheap, double dipping scumbags

While walking to the counter to PAY for this release, I turned it over to read what extras were included. NONE!!!!! Nothing!!!! I put it right back on the shelf. I am NOT paying full price for a bare-boned release! The greedy corporate thugs are counting on you to buy this, only to wave something a lot more enticing in front of your eyes when sales for this dwindle! Sick of these rip-off tactics!!! I have no sympathy for their loss of revenue from movie pirating! If they treated their customers with respect, perhaps the problem would not be so widespread!!!

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1/2

0negative

Very Disappointing, No Special Features

There are no special features included in this version, which is a big contributing factor why I buy movies in the first place. Very annoying that this bare bones version is being sold at full price. More annoying still is the special features will probably come in the 3D version, which I do not intend on buying.

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1/2

0negative

Good but disappointed

I have seen four 3D movies on my new 3D TV and this one has been the least exciting as far as its 3D effects. I was disappointed. I am amending this review after watching the movie again. While I did enjoy the 3D version, I felt the 3D effects were subpar. It is still enjoyable to watch and still has the 3D perspective. They don't send things protruding out at you like other 3D movies do. It doesn't have the WOW-factor that other 3D movies have had.

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1/2

0negative

Worst of the Series

Before getting into why this movies sucks i will first say this.I have seen all 3 movies in the series,the first was good although it focused more on story than action but it was i guess an introduction of the transformers for people that might not have watched the cartoon.Part 2 was in my opinion decent,there were things that i didn't really care for like the cornball comedy also Devastator what purpose did he serve? & Optimus Prime coming back to life and not only damaging Megatron but also defeating The Fallen so quickly,it seemed to me that the ending was rushed..Now on to this piece of crap,the reason why this film sucks is because it focuses more on the human element than it does on the actual robots.I also think that some of the actors in the film served absolutely no purpose in it except for making it longer and more tedious to watch.The special effects in certain parts particularly towards the end look downright clunky.I found the part where the soldiers are either flying or glding through the air hard to swallow as well and since when do transformers get taken out by humans? Sam taking out Starscream at the end of the film pissed me off! Cmon man if Starscream had to die at least let him get taken out by an Autobot not a puny human..I think Michael Bay or whoever the hell directs the next one (Really? another one as bad as this one was?)Needs to take this in a different direction because to me this series of films just keeps getting worse.

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1/2

0negative

Terrible

This movie made me naseous. Honestly, not a big Transformer or Bay fan, but this is pretty poor. For the triple digit millions of dollars they threw at this they could have had a more realistic intro- JFK and Nixon computer generated persons throw the shark before the movie even gets the story going. There is no suspension of disbelief built up in this, building off of our hope of talking cars instead of making us believe. Bay's hyperkinetic style makes me feel naseous, even though I like the Bourne movies. There is just no rhyme or reason to anything in these movies. I guess thats ok for some people, but for the rest of us we'll be left wondering why people can spend $600mill on ticket sales for this instead of something with a real heart.

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1/2

0negative

I gave up after 57 minutes

Because nothing even remotely interesting happened so I decided to read a book instead ("Swimming Home" by Deborah Levy).I'm glad I did not pay to go see this, I would have fallen asleep.

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1/2

0negative

awful

This is by far the worst Transformers movie that I have ever seen. I am glad I did not see this movie in the theaters nor bought this stupid movie. The scenes are so discombobulated and do not flow well together at all. The only one thing that could have deemed this movie is absent namely: Megan Fox vs. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I keep watching this movie hoping it will get better but so far it is still awful. No more Michael Bay Transformer movies. I think the only way to redeem the Transformer name is to return to an animated movie. I recommend everyone to watch the animated Transformer movie and the original tv series released in the 80's.

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3/4

0negative

Never thought I'd miss Megan Fox!

I was very excited to see this movie available on Amazon Prime, but I was disappointed once I started watching. I really couldn't stand Sam's new model girlfriend. She was so annoying and spends most of the film posing and pouting prettily. I was also confused during a lot of the movie and had trouble figuring out who a lot of the Decepticons were because they seemed very similar. Of course, I must admit that maybe it would have been clearer if I had followed more of the Transformers cartoon. Another big flaw was in the long action sequence involving a glass building. There's foreshadowing when the NASA guy announces that they're going to be taking refuge in a glass building. What could possibly go wrong?

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2/3

0negative

It's ok...

Not much of a plot differance from the 2nd one... I saw them film in Chicago in 2010... That was the only cool thing about this movie, the Chicago back drop... Other then that don't buy this unless you saw it and liked it.. If you haven't seen it just rent it!!!!!

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1/2

0negative

Great Visuals / Terrible Script

Glad this was free on Amazon Prime. Good effects, terrible plot.It was such a departure from the first two. I won't ever turn a movie off but this was as close as it gets.

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1/2

0negative

One bad movie

Just when I thought it couldn't get much worse than Revenge of the Fallen...I watch Dark of the Moon. The cheesey (and canned) music score. The overused panning camera shots with a low sun hanging just over the horizon. The also overused helicopter shots. The nonsensical and unending action sequences that leave anyone with a modicum of logic scratching their head in bewilderment (and mild disgust). The inept plot. Shia LaBeouf screaming and overacting. Hot model running around death and destruction in high heels. The endless stream of former A list actors showing up. Etc.This movie is another train wreck. Thank god I streamed it using Prime and didn't pay for it in the theater or on DVD.Ugh.

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1/2

0negative

Really Really Bad!

This is an awful franchise and this could be the worse of the bunch. This film is too dumb for adults and way to crass for children. I don't know who's giving the good reviews, it must be highly paid movie industry workers. This movie is really, really bad!

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1/2

0negative

Horrible

It was painful to watch. I was tempted to give it two stars - I love his parents in this movie - until Sam and his girlfriend hopped into the company car after finding out her boss worked for the deceptions. It was just bad.

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1/2

0negative

Yawn

30 minutes into it and I'm bored out of my mind. Woe is me "hero", terrible acting, yes it's an action movie, so let's see some action, don't try to wow me with dialog. If you're looking for something to grab your attention, this isn't it. Thankfully I didn't have to pay for the movie.

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6/8

0negative

cool robots bad acting sloppy story

The Decepticons play the Autobots like a used violin and demostrate Cybertron's AI still has a long way to go. While LaBeouf and Turturro act as if this movie is their character's last episode --- and they really over-act in this movie which is lacks the charm of the original TV cartoon.

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6/8

0negative

horrible

i want the 150 minutes of my life back. this is my first probably last movie review. this move was so bad it motivated me to take the time to do my fair share of trashing it a bit

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3/7

0negative

My Wife Fell Asleep and I Wish I Had

I'll give this movie 5 stars for special effects, but who cares. Talk about overkill. This is for the video game crowd who can stand to play for hours on end. If you want a similar thrill as this movie gives but not take 2 1/2 hours to do it you could try to down a fifth of tequila real fast or jump off of a tall building and land on your head.The effects are spectacular, the acting is very good, production values all top quality, and the soundtrack music reminds you when you should feel sad, excited, tense, or whatever. The problem is I didn't feel much of anything except really bored.My favorite part of the movie was the ending--or should I say, when it ended. Oh man, I couldn't wait for this film to end. But compulsive as I am to watch a film all the way through, I stayed to the end. What a waste.Yeah, this is the kind of film the makes you want to stand up and cheer. When it was over I jumped up and cheered, "Yay! It's over at last!"The things lacking in this movie are good story and heart. It's the same old song that we've heard before and it's not one you want to sing along with. Maybe if they'd saved a hundred million or so and made the film about an hour and a half shorter and then distributed the wealth of what they'd saved to people who needed it, the world would have been a better place and the film makers and investors would have still made a ton of money off of it.If you haven't seen this film yet and decide to do so, you can't say I didn't warn you. Sometimes people think they just have to suffer the torture to see what it's like for themselves. Ouch--my head hurts.

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3/7

0negative

Thought transformers suppose to be for kids....

I know a lot of movies aren't going to be kid friendly. That you will have to fast forward past some things. But Transformers, that advertise a kids theme, sold as toys at stores, can be find in MacDonald happy meals. So you would think the movie be for kids. But it not. They focus more on Sam and love gal then what the robots story. Forget Sam, the name of the movie is TRANSFORMERS.I rate this movie 1star...love the CGI for the robots. But you barley seen the robots. The whole movies is about Sam and his love interest. Michael Bay need to hang this up and give it to a true comic fan who can direct a movie about TRANSFORMERS...pitiful

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0/2

0negative

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Pretty violent, and I did not appreciate the strong language (cursing). Not suitable for my four year old to watch.

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0/2

0negative

Terrible plot, interesting effects.

I'm a big fan of Transformers going back to the 1980s cartoons. This movie, like all the other recent ones, do a major disservice to the franchise. But at least it looks good while doing it.

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0/2

0negative

One of the Worst Works of Mankind

If you've been wondering if our species is ascending or declining watch Transformers. If you haven't been wondering, I would like to take this opportunity to pose an ironic question, "What is it like to be mindless?"

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0/2

0negative

Wow this is bad!

If your 10 years old, then perhaps this is one of your very "bestest" films ever.......but other than that, this is close to being un-watchable for the rest of us. I only viewed it because of Spielberg's direction, but even he couldn't save this pathetic, phony, ridiculous movie. Just not for any person that actually thinks......or even smarter than average cats, dogs or monkeys. Total waste of time.

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0/2

0negative

Very dissapointing for Blu-ray and 3D!

This movie overall was disappointing. I so liked the first two that I really wanted this one in 3D. This was by far the worst 3D movie I have purchased. The flying paratroopers is the only reason to see this in 3D. This movie as like a very bad opera - it just went on and on and on and on ... so that when it did end you were so thankful it finally got to the inevitable conclusion.

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0/2

0negative

Movie was great!. If the movie was actually in the case!!!!

I had placed a huge order for my children for christmas. I was so upset when my children got the movie and there was no disc at all. so my bad review is with the company not with Amazon since they were kind enough to fix this problem and send another movie free of charge and free of shipping!! Thak you!

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0/1

0negative

Too Chaotic

Although the modern Transformer series has incredible special effects, a movie needs more than that. The Transformers we new when we were younger were different, openly honest and strictly adhering to moral standards; but with the newer version,even the Good ones seem to be a bit more sinister and we're not always certain that they are on our side. The transformation sequence is extremely confusing and hard to follow, unlike the simpler older style. I do not like many movies these days because Hollywood seems bent on reinventing the legend of whatever character or franchise they take on, for their own purposes. There is some of that here. With some unnecessary bathroom humor as well. Strictly for special effects fans only.

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0/1

0negative

More of the same bad script writing

They should have stopped after the first film. More bad acting filled in with fighting sequences that are way too long.

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0/1

0negative

Well no.

Cheesy, rushed and too much Shia. Bay's twist on this is not liked by me and much better could have been done. But what do I know? The animated movie was excellent compared to this crap and even the games War for Cybertron and the Fall of Cybertron make this movie look bad. Action parts were ok.

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0/1

0negative

Terrible science, terrible acting, terrible dialogue, terrible plot

I grew up on transformers and, quite frankly, the 15 seconds of 'me grimlock' overheard in 'the Professional' had more going for it than ANY of these terrible terrible movies.

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0/1

0negative

Dark Day On The Moon

I have always had a problem understanding how anything which causes the degree of destruction as does the transformers can be of any merit for the planet. Then there is Shia, he makes me want to hurl every time I see him in these roles. The last thing I liked him in was HOLES.

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2/4

0negative

Just kind of blah...

It's not the worst Transformers movie... that was the second one. It's not the best either - that was the first one by far. This one is just kind of blah. Lots of action, lots of explosions and not a lot of plot. Normally that would rate 3 or possibly 4 stars but not this time. Why? There are a few reasons. The new girlfriend is one of the reasons. She's young, pretty and can almost act. Sadly her addiction to lip injections at such a young age has given her duckface. It's distracting and a little scary. The next is Patrick Dempsey. Normally he's a decent actor but his character waffled between whiny victim and smug arrogance for the entire film. It was annoying without adding much to the plot.The last problem and biggest one for me (which I know doesn't bother most people) was the product placement ads. Yes, I know these deals are part of the movie industry but the number of times I say Waste Management's logo cross the screen made me feel like I was in a really long commercial for all of the Transformers corporate sponsers.

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2.99

2/4

0negative

Extremely repetitive, needed a haircut

I mean, 2.5 hours? Really? The story line is so simple, this could easily have been a taut 90 mins and we all would have been a lot happier. I actually have not seen the first two in this series, so this only starts to make some limited sense after a long while. Anyone should be able to watch, though, and get it, thus the editing here needed more work. The absurdly plumped up lips of the girlfriend continuously transfixed me, way more than the silly transformer action fight sequences. Speaking of which, that is where all the fat is here. The fighting could have been seriously cut and no one would have complained except maybe the kids who made this comic book movie. Is anyone surprised to learn that the bad guys/good guys theme ends with the good guys in charge, yet again?

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Amazon.com: Keep Your Eyes Open: Mike D, Sunny Garcia, Mat Hoffman, Spike Jonze: Amazon Instant Video

3.99

2/17

0negative

Not a movie; it's an advertisement

Summary:Well, it's kind of hard to summarize this DVD because it isn't predominantly a movie, even though there is a ridiculously stupid movie within the action clips. So, I'll summarize the majority of the footage then I'll summarize the movie.The footage is made up almost entirely of what appear to be stock shots of extreme sports, including: snowboarding, skiing, BMX, surfing, and motorcross. One athlete from each sport is highlighted (sometimes there are more, but they are pretty inconsistent on this) who then gives a spread out interview intermixed with scenes of them doing what they do.The movie is a silly short about two skaters who pay a security guard to look the other way while they skate on a college campus. Then when his boss returns the guard and his boss chase the skaters until they end up running them over in their car, killing them, then burying them.My Comments:I'm going to reverse the order for my comments about the DVD.The movie... The short is about the dumbest thing I've ever watched. There are a total of four characters - two skaters and two guards. The skaters say a total of roughly 10 words, all while they are pooling their money to bribe the guard. The rest of the movie they don't say anything, they just skate, and skate, and skate. The guards, on the other hand, can't seem to keep their mouths shut - which works against the movie, sadly, because they sound like two potheads. It's rather obvious that in real life they are probably best friends with skaters and despise security guards. The plot, of course, makes no sense because security guards don't sit at checkpoints on campuses and the majority of the skating is actually just around the city where the movie is filmed instead of on the campus. The plot was just set up for them to have an excuse to film the two skaters. Then, when the skaters are 'killed', it's blatantly obvious that they are mixing footage of dummies with footage of the real skaters - way low budget stuff here. Of course, maybe that was their intent, but it was still just plain silly. In short, the movie portion of this DVD is an absolute waste of film and DVD space. But despite it's problems, it really wasn't that much worse than the rest of the DVD because it was at least coherent and trying to tell a story, despite the horrible acting and plot.The footage and interviews... This is really where I started to have a major problem with this DVD. Even though there is a director for the DVD, Tamra Davis, I got the impression that most of the footage was likely shot by someone else and she just got her hands on it after the fact then edited it together. So, despite some of the footage being pretty good, I don't think the producers of this DVD deserve any of that credit because I'm pretty sure they didn't do most of the filming.As for the content, as I noted above, this is not a movie - there is no story here. This is really just an advertising gimmick for extreme sports. There are a bunch of shots of people doing cool things with the occasional wreck. The extent of the story is the brief interludes of some of the athletes telling about their lives, but the snippets are short and lost in the jumble of cuts from the other athletes and their footage.This leads me to perhaps my biggest problem with this DVD - was there supposed to be an order to it? The interviews and footage don't follow any particular pattern. They start with one person, jump to two or three others, return to the first, then leave that person for 20 or 30 minutes before returning to them. It's almost as if the director and editor just said, "Well, we have this many video clips, let's put them into a randomizer and see what comes out." Et voila, you have Keep Your Eyes Open. This is why I think I ended up concluding that the DVD was really just an advertisement because there was no other way to interpret what took place. Also, keep in mind that interspersed with the footage and interviews are scenes from the actual movie.Overall, this DVD was more frustrating and annoying than interesting. I never really got anything from it other than watching some cool tricks and feeling like I was watching a 75 minute advertisement for supporting or participating in extreme sports. I guess I should admit that I found two things interesting - Mat Hoffman nearly killed himself when he was attempting to break his own record for height reached on a BMX bike but eventually succeeded, and Travis Pastrana won the first freestyle motorcycle trick contest at 14. Other than those two randomly interspaced interesting tidbits, I was completely bored by this DVD. If you're interested in paying for someone to advertise to you, go ahead and buy it. If you're looking for a movie or just a series of cool extreme sports clips, look elsewhere.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

0/0

0negative

Really, how is a movie like this sold to anyone?

It's a blatant ripoff of Predators and not even a good one at that. It has the feel of a movie made in someone's backyard. I feel bad for Sorbo and Woodbine. They once had careers, but now they're doing homemade movies for some Garcia kid down the street.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

1/2

0negative

massivie waste of time

this by far the most ,waste time i have ever spent on a movie let a lone money.a horrible try at predator and an complete failure. they did not even put letters on the dog tags,how pitaful.do not waste your money as i did.Sorbo is out of shape ,compltey,show's the same senre mutible times,who ever has been in a jungle with no incests ,sorbo was.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

2/4

0negative

Would rather watch grass grow

I have seen many many movies in my life and this one takes the cake as being the biggest waste of time, terrible film I have EVER seen. Honestly, to think someone actually made this movie makes me believe anyone can make a movie. Everything about this movie is just so bad it makes me want to vomit.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

5/6

0negative

A very, very cheap rip off of predators. Only missing a few things. I say D

"If these guys can't fix it, Hell no one can." After a group of scientists goes missing, the army hires an elite covert team led by Tyler (Sorbo) to go and investigate and rescue them. When they get to the site they discover something they never could have imagined. There really is not much to say about this movie. The best way to explain it is that this is a Scy/Fy channel version of "Predators". It is only missing the effects, action, cool bad guys and acting, other then that it is a lot like "Predators". If you are a HUGE Predator or Sci-fi fan you would probebly like this, otherwise go ahead and aviod this and anyone who wants you to watch it. I give it a D.Would I watch again? - No way! I will not be getting this for my store.*Also try - Predators

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

2/2

0negative

In the jungle no one can hear you yawn...

As one can see from the other reviews here this is not a movie that is in any danger of upstaging Predator (or the recent very impressive sequel, Predators). It's sort of like Predator meets the B movie genre, but even that insults B movies since this one struggles to be a C movie if there even is such a thing. Or, if you can remember back that far, the Six Million Dollar Man meets Predator.The shell of a plot idea (secret group of military scientists in a jungle somewhere developing a cybernetic super-soldier goes missing ) wouldn't be so bad if the execution weren't so ridiculous. The supposedly elite special ops team looks more like a rag-tag bunch of guys recruited from the local sports bar who just had enough beef cake to carry an M16 and a backpack around for a while. One guy even totes a canvas bag full of guns which he switches out from scene to scene. It's more like rhumba than Rambo.At least Predator and Predators were movies with decent scripts, good acting, and nice special effects, which this movie lacks in spades. Kevin Sorbo in the lead role is certainly a competent actor when given good material but he just seemed bored through most of the movie, and I can't blame him. I kept hoping Johnny Weismuller would do his Tarzan yell and come swinging down from the tree tops right into the middle of one of the poorly staged firefights, kick some serious butt, and add a little class to this water buffalo's derriere of a jungle flick. No such luck, though. This is one jungle movie that just died on the vine.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

1/1

0negative

Cheap knockoff of Predator, and really poorly done

"Flesh Wounds" is really a poorly done movie. It has a plot very similar to Predator, except for the fact that Predator made sense, and at least had some kind of interesting storyline. This time it is a cyborg E16 instead of an alien, but the plot is inconsistent. Yuck.The acting in Flesh Wounds is just plain dreadful. Kevin Sorbo looks like he is bored stiff, and the rest of the actors look like they were reading it through for the first and only time. Yuck.Totally unrealistic "special ops" team. No military training apparent, nor any technical advisers on how real soldier might perform. One guy carries a "bag of guns" so that explains how they change which weapon they are holding from scene to scene. They stop in hostile land to smoke and chat about who is gay and whatnot. Yuck.The troops act like some guys picked up in a gym for their muscles and then told to play soldier. The lone female in the group has so much makeup on she looks more ready to stroll down the runway than to hike in a swamp. Yuck.The action sequences are poor. The camera work is shoddy. The dialogue is lame to the extreme. Yuck.The monster/cyborg/alien is silly, and not in a good way. Yuck.The only passable part of "Flesh Wounds" was the musical score. That was adequate. The rest of the movie is a total waste. Yuck.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

3/4

0negative

How do films like this get made?

If this isn't the worst movie I've ever seen it certainly is in the running. I would point out all the absurdities in the film, but it would be much easier and less time consuming to just list the positives. So here goes: Kevin Sorbo, while delivering a truly pathetic performance -- I swear! He must have been drinking while filming this -- looked to be in fairly good shape. That's it!

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

0/0

0negative

A curmudgeon review

Ok, military soldiers have short hair cuts, but not Sorbo. The first air-boat scene, the air boat was so overloaded, it could barely move. The script was so poor, that I wanted to vomit. A soldier takes a look at a corpse from 2 feet and says that the head has been drilled into and the brains sucked out, making him better than Kay Scarpatta. Really!

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

0/0

0negative

Who let this movie be produced and released?

Who allowed this piece of crap to exist? This is one of the clearest examples of how money is being wasted in America and the rest of the world today. Unless this was supposed to be a comedy, I would recommend quitting film writing and producing for whoever or whatever made this movie possible. Somehow they managed to find a way around not infringing on the copyrights of the movie "Predator" and cause me to nearly hang myself from the roof of my house, but luckily for me I realised that when this movie is over I will wake up and realise it was only a bad dream because no one is stupid enough or bad enough at life to make this movie. This is insane and a mockery. WOW! I seriously hope this was supposed to be funny!Before I go though, I want to make one last remark. Whoever or whatever allowed these actors to portray soldiers and the military the way they did should not be be allowed to go near a movie set again. That was a offensive and especially since I am prior service. I understand there are cheezy films that get many things about the military wrong but this was just offensive. I do not ever want to hear about this movie or talk about it ever again. This is just me warning others to avoid trauma and wasting time. Thank you!

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

0/0

0negative

Pure cheese, and not very tasty

A shabby knockoff of Predator, Flesh Wounds sees a commando team slowly picked off in the woods by an invisible cyborg. These words are shot through an oppressive and omnipresent yellow-green filter. This is to tell us that we are looking at the jungle, as opposed to say the woods behind the producer's house. These direct-to-video sci fi films tend to follow a pretty predictable formula, so I'll break this review down into its constituent parts:Lone Token Celebrity:Kevin Sorbo, AKA Hercules! But while he may have saved ancient Greece a thousand times, there's nothing the son of Zeus can do for this stinkbomb of a film.Lesson About Man's Hubris:Strong, but confined to the military. If you are a crooked general and you build an invisible cyborg who needs regular doses of brain chemicals, then he will probably go rogue in the jungle and eat people's brains. This is a pretty specific lesson to learn, but a good one, I guess.Carnage:Silly. Because squibs are expensive we see no physical evidence that anyone is shot; instead CG blood just launches out of their backs. Near the end Kevin Sorbo blows up a tin shed and it doesn't even move, let alone fall down.Awful Effects:SUPER awful. The cyborg's laser guns and cg look terrible. The fake blood looks terrible. The asparagus urine filter on everything looks terrible. It's ALL terrible.Romantic Subplot:None, although a lady CIA agent kisses Kevin Sorbo at the end. She has no reason to whatsoever.Big Action Truck:No truck but there are action airboats. Well, one airboat. Money doesn't grow on trees.In conclusion, Flesh Wounds is terrible. Don't buy it.

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14.99

0/0

0negative

pound the booty for 20 min.....

it was a predator remake... a terrible one! the movie sucked. pay close attention to what they say, and there weapons (which change constintantly in there hands).. just bad, when one male soldier asks another male soldier if they have postpartum depression (depression that can happen to women after they have a baby) you start to question things. at one point, a soldier with a complete serious face, trying to act cool. said this "I really need to stop smoking these things, i used to punish the booty for 2 hrs. now i can only last 20 min". he was completely serious! just terrible... the blood was so bad that when someone got shot in the head, it looked like a spray can of red paint was shot from the back of his head.I tried to rate this as 0 stars, but this site did not allow me.

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Amazon.com: Flesh Wounds: Kevin Sorbo, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Garcia: Amazon Instant Video

14.99

0/0

0negative

What the Heck ???

The uniforms were ridiculous, mixing ribbons and stripes on officer's uniforms..the technical advisor should be fired....I had to rewind the movie several times as it put me to sleep...Kevin Sorbo...puleeze don't get roped into making these bovine feces type movies again...a real stinker !!!!!

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Amazon.com: Keep Your Eyes Open: Mike D, Sunny Garcia, Mat Hoffman, Spike Jonze: Amazon Instant Video

3.99

2/17

0negative

Not a movie; it's an advertisement

Summary:Well, it's kind of hard to summarize this DVD because it isn't predominantly a movie, even though there is a ridiculously stupid movie within the action clips. So, I'll summarize the majority of the footage then I'll summarize the movie.The footage is made up almost entirely of what appear to be stock shots of extreme sports, including: snowboarding, skiing, BMX, surfing, and motorcross. One athlete from each sport is highlighted (sometimes there are more, but they are pretty inconsistent on this) who then gives a spread out interview intermixed with scenes of them doing what they do.The movie is a silly short about two skaters who pay a security guard to look the other way while they skate on a college campus. Then when his boss returns the guard and his boss chase the skaters until they end up running them over in their car, killing them, then burying them.My Comments:I'm going to reverse the order for my comments about the DVD.The movie... The short is about the dumbest thing I've ever watched. There are a total of four characters - two skaters and two guards. The skaters say a total of roughly 10 words, all while they are pooling their money to bribe the guard. The rest of the movie they don't say anything, they just skate, and skate, and skate. The guards, on the other hand, can't seem to keep their mouths shut - which works against the movie, sadly, because they sound like two potheads. It's rather obvious that in real life they are probably best friends with skaters and despise security guards. The plot, of course, makes no sense because security guards don't sit at checkpoints on campuses and the majority of the skating is actually just around the city where the movie is filmed instead of on the campus. The plot was just set up for them to have an excuse to film the two skaters. Then, when the skaters are 'killed', it's blatantly obvious that they are mixing footage of dummies with footage of the real skaters - way low budget stuff here. Of course, maybe that was their intent, but it was still just plain silly. In short, the movie portion of this DVD is an absolute waste of film and DVD space. But despite it's problems, it really wasn't that much worse than the rest of the DVD because it was at least coherent and trying to tell a story, despite the horrible acting and plot.The footage and interviews... This is really where I started to have a major problem with this DVD. Even though there is a director for the DVD, Tamra Davis, I got the impression that most of the footage was likely shot by someone else and she just got her hands on it after the fact then edited it together. So, despite some of the footage being pretty good, I don't think the producers of this DVD deserve any of that credit because I'm pretty sure they didn't do most of the filming.As for the content, as I noted above, this is not a movie - there is no story here. This is really just an advertising gimmick for extreme sports. There are a bunch of shots of people doing cool things with the occasional wreck. The extent of the story is the brief interludes of some of the athletes telling about their lives, but the snippets are short and lost in the jumble of cuts from the other athletes and their footage.This leads me to perhaps my biggest problem with this DVD - was there supposed to be an order to it? The interviews and footage don't follow any particular pattern. They start with one person, jump to two or three others, return to the first, then leave that person for 20 or 30 minutes before returning to them. It's almost as if the director and editor just said, "Well, we have this many video clips, let's put them into a randomizer and see what comes out." Et voila, you have Keep Your Eyes Open. This is why I think I ended up concluding that the DVD was really just an advertisement because there was no other way to interpret what took place. Also, keep in mind that interspersed with the footage and interviews are scenes from the actual movie.Overall, this DVD was more frustrating and annoying than interesting. I never really got anything from it other than watching some cool tricks and feeling like I was watching a 75 minute advertisement for supporting or participating in extreme sports. I guess I should admit that I found two things interesting - Mat Hoffman nearly killed himself when he was attempting to break his own record for height reached on a BMX bike but eventually succeeded, and Travis Pastrana won the first freestyle motorcycle trick contest at 14. Other than those two randomly interspaced interesting tidbits, I was completely bored by this DVD. If you're interested in paying for someone to advertise to you, go ahead and buy it. If you're looking for a movie or just a series of cool extreme sports clips, look elsewhere.

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Amazon.com: Angel Baby: George Hamilton, Burt Reynolds, Joan Blondell, Salome Jens: Amazon Instant Video

9.99

0/1

0negative

Angel Baby

I ordered this video and it took nearly a month to arrive because it was being shipped from England. Once I received it, it wouldn't play - at all. I have had two friends try it on their DVD just to make sure mine wasn't the problem and it didn't work on theirs either. Because it was shipped from Europe, do you think it could only be compatible with European DVD's? I got it for my elderly uncle who plays a cameo role in the film and we were so disappointed that it didn't work.Is there a way to get my money back, or get an exchange?

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Amazon.com: Drifter: Cameron Daddo, Ryan Alosio, Darcy Halsey, Janora McDuffie: Amazon Instant Video

0.00

3/5

0negative

Worst. Movie. Ever.

This is the worst movie ever made. A bold statement, I know, but true nonetheless. It is 80 minutes of your life that you will never get back. The only reason I kept watching is because I told myself: "Self, there is no way a movie could be this bad. I am sure that they will wrap it all up at the end." WRONG. The story tried to be some sort of moralistic tale about the dangers of being self involved, but in reality it is a warning of the dangers of hiring a bad director. Please do not watch. And if you do - for the love of all that is quality movie making - DO NOT PAY THE $22 that amazon is charging.Note: The first scene involves a man ripping open his back to pull out an organ. I found this scene ironic because later in the movie I was considering ripping out my own eyeballs.

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Amazon.com: Wake Up! - Exploring the Potential of Lucid Dreaming: Monica Chavez, James Klem, Nick Mitchell, Kira Sass and Chris Olsen: Amazon Instant Video

2.99

3/4

0negative

WHAT A WASTE!! DON'T BUY!! SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!

THIS WASTE OF TIME COST ME TWENTY BUCKS FOR A VIDEO THAT WAS NOT EVEN THIRTY MINUTES!! YOU CAN NOT EXPLORE ANYTHING IN THAT SHORT OF TIME!!!! YOU CAN FIND OUT MORE ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE!!! DON'T FALL FOR THE SAME TRICK I DID! SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!

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Amazon.com: Deathbed: Tanya Dempsey, Brave Matthews, Meagan Mangum, Joe Estevez: Amazon Instant Video

3.99

0/0

0negative

DeathBed

A young couple moves into a chic new studio apartment with a dark past that comes back to haunt them after they bring an old antique bed down out of storage. Anyone that would willingly watch a movie called DEATHBED deserves all they have coming to them. Considering this came from the creators of PUPPET MASTER and THE GINGERDEAD MAN, one is immediately overcome with visions of a giant, toothy mattress munching on people, but instead, the film is played entirely straight as a pseudo-Slasher. Watching DEATHBED is like watching a really long, really boring porno where only the dude gets naked and everyone else leaves, unsatisfied. To say that the acting is stale or to complain about the listless directing is really giving the film more time than it deserves. As opposed to most other Full Moon Features that run around sixty-five minutes, DEATHBED clocks in at an astounding eighty minutes of pure garbage. For a film called DEATHBED, there is also a surprising lack of deaths that occur on or around the bed. It is a wonder that Stuart Gordon would allow his name to be attached to the film at all. Rated 'F' for Partial Nudity, Mild Violence, and False Expectations.-Carl ManesI Like Horror Movies

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Amazon.com: Deathbed: Tanya Dempsey, Brave Matthews, Meagan Mangum, Joe Estevez: Amazon Instant Video

3.99

0/1

0negative

What ever happened to Barbara Crampton?

In Movieland, some people are just born for certain parts. This was a Jeffrey Combs/Barbara Crampton movie if there ever was one. All it lacked was Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton. This was not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination unless you are satisfied with the sexy blonde in the black underwear on the bed for a photo session. She was sexy but not sympathetic. The ending was ...well, what were they doing? The heroine was bashing in the skull of a person who obviously was no where near her from the angle of the camera shot and where she was swinging. Anyway, the movie was pretty bad. So bad in fact, I immediately again watched Reanimator and From Beyond, both with Jeffrey and Barbara, then I watched Death Bed again...I hate to admit it...I might watch it a third time. Oh, and Joe Estavez...Talk about unintentionally hilarious!!!.

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