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You: screaming and crying You: tbh Stranger: Hi You: oh hey Stranger: Not a big screamer tbh You: why not You: smh Stranger: Exactly. Whynot. Im a bit tipsy right now hah had a few drinks. perhaps 1 2 or 3 too many ERE You: ew gross You: imagine drinking alcohol You: get yo drunk ass into bed bestie Stranger: what is happening in your day? You: go to bed You: dont even Stranger: That is something cant imagine. You: put yo damn phone away and put that stinky little head into your grimy little pillow Stranger: What is your area or location...? You: dont You: go to bed right this instant Stranger: just love laying in bed chilling. My bed is my happy place. You: you are twisted and insane Stranger: Can askfilya first name? You: go to bed bro You: no. Stranger: No problem! Come back for more lol Fy EH You: you can not ask mah first name Stranger: am Nicky You: go to sleep You: go to sleep nicky minaj You: right now Stranger: Damn now want to dick inside me. You: this is not a good idea You: go to sleep Stranger: Did you say yes?! swear heard you saying yes loud and clear! jk haha You: rest yor little head on yor little pillow and go to sleep You: you are like 20 years old get off this god forsaken app and put yo ass to bed Stranger: Yes know. Not that care though hahaha. Hope you wont mind play with myself a bit while we talk .. You: STOP You: you are literally a bot You: nicky minaj go to sleep Stranger: Proper nights sleep is beneficial to all aspects of life. You: this isnt right nicky Stranger: hmm listen have a quick idea.. You: nicky go to sleep you have to produce You: NICKY NO You: THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN Stranger: Is that true? Are you in agreement with me? You: NICKY? 1 Stranger: onlyiJhave good ideas haha. You: NICKY You: STOP Stranger: lets go play adult videogames together on game69fuck.com You: NICKY GO TO SLEEP You: NO. You: NICKY CANT BELIEVE YOU Yo OU WERE A BOT KNEW IT You: nicky /3
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20220611040915
Stranger: Stop trying to sneak around and come back to bed. Id like to talk. GS You: was not sneaking. HS Just what would you want to talk about, anyhow. HS Stranger: Jesse. Is that where you were going? GS You: Dont be foolish.. Why even bring him up? HS. Stranger: Because know you, and him. want you to be happy. GS Stranger: At least wake me next time before you leave. was expecting to find you beside me. GS You: How can you still look forward to me beside you? Its not normal. We both know it isnt. HS Stranger: Is that what this is about then? GS. You: Was it not bound to come to this? To what this is, what is should not be. HS Stranger: want you. In my life, in my bed, any way youll let me have you. dont want to push anything on you, or hurt you. If its going to come to that, at least let it be because you dont want me anymore. Societys expectations seem trivial after everything weve been through. GS You: It will never be accepted, normal. If we are seen by those who know us, know what we are? Will you accept the shunning? Being seen as something shameful? HS Stranger: will. m much more used to that than you are by this point. GS You: Thatis it, though. Because of me you have to be used to something like that. Not even for our telationship, but for the things Ive done. HS. How can allow myself to only make that worse. HS Stranger: Because its not your place to make my decisions for me. can help you work through how you feel, but you need to let me in. Hanzo, Im serious. If you want to leave, thats alright. Just dont do it thinking its for my sake. GS You: The fact do not want to leave, is what frightens me most. just... do not want to hurt you again, brother. HS Stranger: You wont hurt me. promise that. You bring so much to my life just by being near. GS You: do not deserve something like this. But do not want to let you go. Not again. Im sorry, for trying to run from this. HS Stranger: Its okay. know youre having a hard time. Im here to help you, okay? Even if you need to wake me up at hours like this to talk. GS You: Even if you say this, you should know would not go waking you at this hour. had not planned to tonight. I just needed a walk, was all ... HS Stranger: Are you feeling a bit better at least? can make tea if youd like. GS You: What you should be doing, is getting back to sleep. You do not have to go through all the trouble for my sake. HS Stranger: dont mind waiting for you. And besides, Im already up and making tea. So, Im not sleeping soon. Gs You: Of course you are, should have assumed. We can drink together. Then you are getting back to bed. woke you so late, surely you are tired to some extent. HS
e8c8b33041b8ab95
mchanzo, mcreyes, mcgenji, shimadacest
20170412222027
Stranger: M24 NYC Looking for female kinky lady to roleplay with. If interested, list your age, kinks, and describe yourself. As for me, Im 63 light skin, dark brown hair. full-face trimmed beard. Im 204 Ib muscular built from martial arts, lifting, triathlons, and rugby. My kinks include teasing, control, bondage, anal, humiliation, edging, etc.. You: i make-a the pizza pie You: F22 looking for Pizza Pie
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roleplay
20210804014423
You: M25 Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you You: ISO some cheap meat/whores Stranger: hun? You: Yup? Stranger: what do you mean You: mean Im looking for someone cheap Stranger: is a karen ok You: How old are you? Stranger: 22 You: As long as you open your legs when tell you, youll do You: Tbh, you as long as you just have the good sense to lie back and let me force you, youll do You: Willingness is optional You: And not even particularly wanted Stranger: * slap you annoyed* You: Shut the fuck up and lie on your back Yo m 511, 170 You: Not huge, but Im pretty sure Im bigger than you Stranger: i dont have to *i try to act tought You: will literally just grab you by your throat and take what want Stranger: you wont You: Women like you dont seem to understand it doesnt matter what you want. its not your choice Stranger: *i kick you* You: Youre giving me whats between your legs, and if you dont do it easily, then hardly need to break a sweat to make you do it (so its still something you give easily) You: *! grab this dumb bitch by her fucking throat* Stranger: h-hey You: Shut the fuck up, bitch Stranger: no Stranger: *! tackle you trying to be tough* You: *And slap her very, very hard* Stranger: oww You: Every time she tries to talk, slap her again Yo nd again You: And again Stranger: * beat you up* You: And after the third time, start to tighten my grip on this whores windpipe, just to make sure shut her up Stranger: *i stop scared* You: And sink my teeth into her ear, to draw a little blood and press home the point that this bitch cant even fucking breathe You: Finally You: slap her again, but this time Im smiling and hard You: Really getting hard Stranger: what the You: slap her again and start to rip her clothes off of her Stranger: stop it You: Literally ripping them as go, so can slip them off with one hand You: The other ones still round the whores throat You: Every time hear even a syllable from her, slap her across her face You: Shove her further into the wall, tighten my grip around her throat You: Bring my face up to her face Stranger: please stop You: You gonna keep talking, whore? You gonna keep talking, whore? Because can do this all day. You: fucking slap her again You: Some bitches dont learn Stranger: you know what *i tackle him* Stranger: * break his arm* You: How big are you?
e8e61c4d30fce47f
bitch
20210204022712
Stranger: Gayl6 You: bi 25 Stranger: Is that a problem? You: very much so, lol You: whens your 17th? Stranger: Later this year You: well if Im here then Ill talk to you Stranger: Cya :)
e8e934f539a3d04e
nyc
20190628013355
You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: How are u Stranger: fine and you? You: Im good Stranger: M? You: F here Stranger: M here Stranger: what music do you like? You: like kpop and English pop You: Wbu Stranger: All kinds but currently listening to Scorpions Stranger: it depends on the mood You: Actually me too Stranger: feel like listening to some power ballads Stranger: so Scorpions it is Stranger: how old are you? You: Any song reccomendation You: Im 22 wbu Stranger: am 27 Stranger: am .. for a ballad or in general? You: Scorpion Stranger: my favorite one is Still loving you Stranger: so give it a try :) You: Okay Ill give it a listen Stranger: where are you from? You: Malaysia You: Wbu Stranger: Belgium You: Cool You: Isnt scorpion rock band? Stranger: yes they are Stranger: but they do a lot of power ballads and slow songs You: Ouhh the song that you recommend think Ive listened to before Stranger: actually more known for those than the hard rock songs they make Stranger: its an old classic You: Yeah my father always listen to Stranger: Klaus Maine the lead singer has an amazing voice Stranger: always loved his singing You: He is tho Stranger: so what do you recommend :) Point me to a song and will listen to it You: Are you going to listen to kpop You: If suggest lol Stranger: yes :) You: Okay Stranger: listen to everything Stranger: even ethnic songs and singers You: Lol okayyy You: Try listen to Mago by gfriend and apple by gfriend Stranger: really like the epic sound of Bulgarian folklor - Kaval sviri You: Woah Stranger: will give a listen to Mago You: Good You: Currently listening to the song from this is scorpion on spotify You: think its suit my mood now Stranger: glad you like it Stranger: Mago sound really familliar.. dont know why You: Ikr its disco people said You: think youll like the mv Stranger: likenit :) its fun and you can dance to it Stranger: like it* You: Yeah they actually have choreography Stranger: every kpop song does Stranger: they realy try so hard to be perfect You: Some dont Stranger: :) Stranger: beauty standards are brutal You: They do they really work hard just salute them for that You: Yeah ikr Stranger: have you ever listened to glitch hop? You: No Stranger: try TheFatRat - Unity Stranger: its fun You: Alright
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Music
20210519095305
You: Hola guapo Stranger: Hola bb You: Soy chica You: De dnde eres Stranger: Y yo macho You: Muestrame y yo te muestro
e8f25595508ab141
20210112235833
You: hi Stranger: hello You: the world is full of nice people You: :) Yo hiny day today You: hbu Stranger: yes ij agree :) the day is lovely You: the revolution is coming my friend You: trust in the plan Stranger: yes the plan is our hope You: we will change the world Stranger: yes we will, : You: praise kek! Stranger: yes!!! You: you gonna play wow classic You: on august Stranger: yeah of course You: class? You: i think i go for shaman Stranger: me too!! You: why? You: you plan dps in heals in naxx? Stranger: yes of course You: okay You: kek You: so Stranger: kek You: where you from Stranger: your mom and your mother You: ah come on You: why that Yo ey Yo re you christian? You: which is the most important commandment, and why? Stranger: the 11th lost commandment that states burning gays is wrong and the homosexuality is superior, have a shiny day! You: ?
e8f33ad90b0062c9
jesus, god
20190604155343
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: whats up? You: nothing You: linux as desktop is maybe dead Stranger: same same, kinda wondering some super weird stuff rn You: what? Stranger: that sucks You: well it is how it is if it really is Stranger: if whilst looking male, Jesus was born with a vagina You: reactos seems cool You: wtf? Stranger: yeah.....
e8f6798638705a63
Jesus
20190812221016
Stranger: (Hamish is a Seer. The last known seer was known to have died over 100 years ago.) Are you still going to lans party tonight? HH (18, unest) You: Dunno. Might not. Why? AMM (17) Stranger: know you dont like when say stuff like this but its not a good idea. HH You: What are you even basing this on, Mish? AMM Stranger: had a... premonition. Of sorts. HH You: Sure you did. AMM Stranger: Cops are going to show up because someone will have drugs there. HH You: You cant possibly know that. AMM Stranger: can and do just... HH Stranger: Fine. HH Stranger: Go. But keep an ear out. HH You: No ones been able to do that in a century. AMM You realize who my dads are. Even if something happens at the party, wont be in jail. AMM Stranger: They can still arrest and hold you until your dads come through. HH You: Theyll see my name and wouldnt dare. AMM Stranger: Alex, Im begging you. cant see you get sent to the hospital. HH You: Why would be sent to the hospital? AMM Stranger: The same idiot thats bringing drugs will have a gun. HH You: Hamish... AMM Stranger: Please, Lex. HH You: Mish those are serious allegations youre making... AMM Stranger: Im not even supposed to be telling you but cant let you go knowing whats going to happen. HH You: Whats the point of you seeing these things then? AMM Maybe its my destiny or some shit. AMM Stranger: can see all possible outcomes. HH Stranger: It was just... scary. H Stranger: HH* You: So what happens if dont go then? Someone else gets shot? AMM Stranger: No. His neighbors dont call the cops. Or someone else gets shot. Or 5 people get shot. Or the cops dont decide to investigate further and just give a warning. HH You: And if do go, get shot but everyone else is fine. dont see why shouldnt go. AMM Stranger: ... Fine. HH You: can handle it, Mish. AMM Stranger: Im going, too. HH You: Hamish, no. AMM Stranger: Yes. HH You: Hamish if youre actually a Seer then you shouldnt risk coming. AMM Stranger: Why? HH You: Because youre the only one who can do that. AMM Stranger: As far as we know. HH You: Which is why you shouldnt risk this. AMM You: Ill be fine. AMM Stranger: Im going. HH You: Hamish Im not letting you. AMM Stranger: dont want you getting hurt. HH You: Ill text you the entire time, okay? When stop replying call the cops. Youll know when. AMM Stranger: Lex... HH You: Mish. AMM You: Im already here, okay. Itll be okay. You can come to the hospital with Papa and Dad. AMM Stranger: dont want to have to come to the hospital! Youll end up in ICU and couldnt see past that. HH You: Ill be okay, promise. AMM Stranger: Just keep an eye on the neighbors. HH You: Ill try. AMM Stranger: Please stay safe. HH You: am. promise. AMM Stranger: You believe me, right? HH You: Of course. AMM Stranger: Right. Good. Having fun so far? HH You: Im just hanging out by the drinks. AMM Stranger: Any cuties? HH You: Definitely not. AMM Stranger: Bummer. HH You: Delayed Call the cops. AMM Stranger: Okay. am now. Whats going on? HH You: No reply Stranger: Jesus Christ. should have gone with you cops are on their way. Im on my way. HH You: //Paragraphs?// Stranger: (Sure! Could you start with a bit so know what Hamish is walking into?) You: //Of course!// You: Alex should have been used to the things Hamish said coming true at the point in their friendship, but yet he always had slight doubts. But this time he didnt see why he should possibly let five people get shot when it could just be him, even if he was going to end up in the ICU. The blonde hung our around the drinks, his hair pulled back into a tight bun as he texted Hamish somewhat nervously and pushed his glasses up. He hardly blinked twice when someone came into the packed room for something to drink, moving out of the way to head to the bathroom as he heard people starting to murmur to each other. The teen barely processed the shouting as he twisted his head to see what was happening only to feel the impact of the bullet in his back, crying out as he stumbled to the floor with his eyes filling with tears as adrenaline began to course through his body alongside the pain. Stranger: (Wont show me typing) You: //sweet thanks for letting me know Stranger: Hamish just made it before the ambulance, though he heard it behind him. He had already biked two blocks from lans, fearing the worst. He rode as hard as he could to lans and muscled his way through the door, hearing the ambulances get closer. Alex?! Alex? He shouted over the crowd, finally finding him exactly where hed seen him in his vision. Panic set in as he applied pressure to Alexs back, swallowing a whimper as he brought his head as close as he could to Alexs. Lex? Lex, its okay. Im here. Youre going to be okay, he stated, half for each of their benefit. I called your dads and theyre going to meet us at the hospital and everything will be okay, he half whimpered, his eyes filling with tears. Jesus should have done more to keep you away from here, he cursed, refocusing on putting pressure on the wound on Alexs back. You: Alex felt himself flinch when he felt the distant pressure on his back before he realized who was talking to him as the crowd made a circle around him. Mish, he mumbled through his tears, blinking hard to try and keep himself awake. Msorry, he managed, trying to move to see Hamish better with little success. He didnt remember much else from the aftermath other than that as the paramedics rushed in, letting out a whimper as he saw Hamish being pulled away from him before he let his eyes fall shut. Stranger: Hamish was pulled away from Alex abruptly and asked questions about what happened. He answered what he could, others chiming in when they had relevant information. He felt numb. He should have tried harder to not let Alex go. They got Alex on a stretcher and he began to panic as they took him away. A cop held him back and his anxiety spiked, trying to get past him to go with Alex. Hamish felt the world spinning around him before another pair of hands grabbed him and led him away and out of the house and into a car. Once he was with it again he recognized Jim Moriarty sitting next to him. I should... shouldve... he started, looking down to his blood covered hands and balled them. I should have tried harder to not let him go to that stupid party. You: Jim kept his own anxieties pushed down both for the sake of Hamish and his husband and because he wasnt about to lose his composure in public. His stomach churned when he saw the blood on the teens hands as he pushed him into the back of the car and snapped at the drive to follow the ambulance to the hospital. Here, take this, he replied calmly, grabbing a rag from the clean up kits stashed under the car sits. Its not your fault, Hamish, Jim promised him, keeping the teen close to his side. Lex is a fighter, hell be okay, he added, glancing out the window as the scenery rushed past. Jim was fairly quiet on the ride over, climbing out of the car with an arm wrapped around Hamish as they met Sebastian inside and settled into the waiting room after a brief chat with a receptionist. He let out a heavy sigh and leaned into his husband, squeezing his hand tightly. Hamish are you sure you want to be here? We can call your dads or get you a ride? You dont have to stay it might be a while. Stranger: Hamish did as he was told and wrapped his arms around his stomach, following Jim and Sebastian, sitting a seat away from them. He nodded at the question and clenched his jaw. L.. saw. That it might happen, he said quietly, looking up to the two with pained eyes. I saw so many possibilities, he continued quietly, looking down to the floor. knew he was in danger if he went but didnt do enough, he went on, pressing the palms of his hands to his eyes. shouldve gone to him and stopped him myself instead of just texting him. Hes in there because of /me/, he lamented, his voice getting hoarse already. You: Jim frowned slightly and moved to sit next to the teen. What do you mean you saw that this might happen...? No one has been able to do that in years... are you saying... he trailed off, his head tilted to the side. Even if you did-- This still isnt your fault. But please, can you tell us everything that happened? Just so were on the same page? he questioned. Stranger: Hamish took a breath and ran a hand through his hair. I... saw all the possibilities. And got scared and told Alex he shouldnt go and... and then said should go but he said no because Im a seer and then he was already there and said hed tell me when to call the cops because someone there had drugs and the cops were called and the guy with drugs had a gun and he was shooting at the police but then /Alex/ got shot instead, he said, going on even as he began to cry. You: Jims eyes went wide as he hears Hamish say he was a seer, glancing over at Sebastian though he didnt question the boy. Thats not your fault, Hamish. You cant blame yourself for this. You didnt fire the gun. Itd be like if someone else tried taking credit for one of Sebastians hits. They didnt pull the trigger so they cant say they did it, he promised, placing a hand gently on his back. Stranger: Hamish rubbed his hands on his face, trying to control his breathing. I let him go. let him get hurt, he muttered, leading against Jim slightly. cant see anything else. cant see anything past the ICU. dont know why cant. You: Jim wrapped an arm around him tightly. We all know that if Alex thought going was the right thing, nothing was going to stop him, he pointed out, his stomach churning slightly. You cant see past the ICU because you werent meant to. Stranger: Hamish sniffled and leaned more against Jim, closing his eyes. Im sorry. Im so sorry, he murmured, curling up on the chair. Im staying here. As long as need to, he murmured quietly. You: Dont apologize, Hamish, Jim murmured to him. Thats fine. Youre welcome to stay with us. Well let your dads know youre with us and safe, alright? Last thing we need is them panicking about your whereabouts. Stranger: Hamish nodded and closed his eyes for a moment, trying to let his mind relax. Maybe if he could relax more, hed be able to see more. It was nearly two hours later and Hamish woke with a start, breathing heavily. Hell be in his room soon. Well be able to see him soon. Hes not critical anymore, he said hurriedly, tugging on Jims sleeve. You: Jim leaned into Sebastian as time passed, his eyes shut though he was far from being asleep as he tried not to panic. His eyes pulled open when he heard Hamish speak, turning to look at him. He nodded slightly. Thank you, for telling us, he replied quietly, looking up to see a doctor padding towards them. You: //i know it doesnt show you typing so dunno if my reply went through or if youre just typing a longer reply but if it didnt go through let me know! Stranger: The doctor padded out to the three of them waiting and nodded his head. Parents of Mr. Moriarty-Moran? He smiled a little and held out his hand to them. Alex is officially in stable condition. Hes still asleep. He lost quite a bit of blood but now that everything else is mostly back to normal, hes getting a blood transfusion, but stability is one bag away, the doctor joked. Hamish just left Ikes at him tiredly, giving a weak smile at the joke attempt. You: Jim nodded slightly, letting out a heavy sigh of relief as he squeezed Sebastians hand. So hes fine. Hell be fine? Any permanent damage? He was shot in the back is his spine fine? Can he walk and write and--? he cut himself off to take a deep breath, realizing that he was babbling on. When can we see him? he asked quietly. if you want to continue via email my email is quiwirpsthingsgmail.com Im gonna have to head out in a little bit Stranger: (That would be great! Ill send you my reply :3) You: //Sounds good to me! Thank youl//
e9015d270e54ce90
Parentlock, Hamex, Mormor, Teenlock, Sherlock
20170603110838
Stranger: Hom You: Ah, a servant of the Lord You: Hello Stranger: Hi You: this website has too much evil on it You: godless ways Stranger: know right its discussing You: it kindles my rage deep within Stranger: Me too we have so much in common You: stay true to God my friend! its good to meet a fellow servant of the Lord!
e905b6768df84325
God
20170601041850
Stranger: M You: take a wild guess Stranger: Bot You: no you tard Stranger: Lol Stranger: Your a Male You: on the omegle pickup grind huh You: ofc bud Stranger: Lol You: working out for ya? Stranger: Not really Stranger: You on the trolling people game Stranger: Working out for ya You: Im here for one reason Stranger: To troll You: to shitpost Stranger: Hahahahah Stranger: Enjoy my man You: while im here Yo ne question You: is kissing the homies goodnight gay? Stranger: Lol nice work troll Stranger: can play all day lol You: im a shitposter not a troll big diff :( Stranger: Not really Stranger: Its the same you utter bellend Stranger: Your just young and making up new phrases for it You: A troll would incite a reaction at the expense of another Stranger: Same shit Stranger: This is what your trying Stranger: And your getting nowhere You: youre* You: but ok sure Stranger: Lol You: see that one was a troll Stranger: Well done you read fb and learned the difference between your and youre Stranger: Next You: Actually learned it in 3rd grade You: pretty neat huh ;) Stranger: Oh wow a tank Stranger: Pretty neat for a Yank You: nope guess again buddy You: hint* spell mum the same way you do!
e9145f721009c1cf
20201107223252
Stranger: Hay are you real You: Yep Stranger: Kk You: So whats up Stranger: Nothing You: Yeah same Stranger: F orm You: M Stranger: F here You: Ah cool. Whats your name? Stranger: Emily Stranger: Age You: Edward. 22 You: You? Stranger: 14 You: What brings you on here? Stranger: Idk Stranger: Y? You: No idea just random small talk Stranger: Cool Stranger: Say something You: Yeah? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Say You: ? Stranger: Say something You: What do you want me to say? Stranger: Idk You: So hows life emily? Stranger: You make me wanna sleep You: Ah cool Stranger: Not cool You: mean you could try to contribute Stranger: am You: By asking me to say something? Stranger: Wanna text or sext You: Not sexting with a 14yo Stranger: Y? Pls You: Nope Stranger: Il start Stranger: IIl come to your home You: Yeah no Stranger: Yes pls You: Nope
e923fbe33dbd8563
20180102141918
You: yall wanna drop the snap Stranger: no You: how old yall us You: is Stranger: she 15 im 14 You: im 13 Stranger: nice You: wanna drop the snap Stranger: no You: why not Stranger: bro no You: yall wanna be friends Stranger: no
e92460be9fb80afb
20221223120035
Stranger: damn Stranger: cute hair You: Thank you its a mess Stranger: naaa its cuteee Stranger is it long or short You: Mid length Stranger: niceeee Stranger: so do u match ur outfit with that cute hair You: No Stranger: hahah thats okay Stranger: what is ur outfit rn Stranger: j bet its cute thoigh with that hair You: Underwear and a hoodie Stranger: ohh damnnn Stranger: that sounds freaking sexy Stranger: what does that hoodie look like cutie Stranger: mmmmmmmm Stranger: that is sexy as hell girl Stranger: does it have to stay int he middle You: know Stranger: can u not hold it in the middle hottie Stranger: mmmmmmmmm Stranger: fuckkkkkk Stranger: yes bite those lips for me baby Stranger: mmmm Stranger: lick ur finger and squeeze those nipples baby Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: fuckkkk Stranger: they look like they tast soo good baby Stranger: squeeze them hard for me Stranger: mmmmmmm Stranger: just liek that babby Stranger: i love it when u moan Stranger: and bite those sexy lips Stranger: pull those nipples out again baby Stranger: mmmm Stranger: the other one Stranger: fuckkkk Stranger: u just drove me crazy Stranger: when u smiled and squeeze those tits baby Stranger: suck them again Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: fuckkkk Stranger: love it baby Stranger: can u slap them Stranger: mmmmmmmm Stranger: the other one now Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: fuckkkkkk Stranger: ur tits are to die for baby Stranger: yesss pull them out with ur teeth Stranger: i just love it Stranger: bring me close i wana see Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: what do those panties look like baby Stranger: mmmmmm Stranger: take them off for me Stranger: Stranger: fuckkk Stranger: i love it Stranger: yesssssss Stranger: i love it baby Stranger: mhmmm Stranger: mhmmm Stranger: anything Stranger: mhmmmm Stranger: tell me again Stranger: mhmmm Stranger: lemme see that ass baby
e92e673557cdf5e5
20220715175839
Stranger: N Stranger: M You: Age? Stranger: 24 You: Im 20 You: F Stranger: F? Stranger: Horny? You: Ya Stranger: Good Stranger: Where you from? Im from Florida You: Im from Cali Stranger: Nice Stranger: Our cousin state You: Haha yup Stranger: What kind of kinks are you into? You: Im really into a couple different things You: Bondage, edging, stuff like that Stranger: Do you like being dominated? You: Oh yeah Stranger: Are you a good girl or a naughty slut? You: switch sometimes though You: Depends on what you want me to be Stranger: Do you have a favorite? You: guess naughty more than anything Stranger: Alright Stranger: What are you wearing right now? You: Practically nothing haha You: Just a sports bra Stranger: Nice Stranger: Whats the sexiest thing you could wear? Stranger: Like right now You: Honestly probably some kind of see through style clothing Im not sure Stranger: Well, either put that on or at least take that bra off. And put on some sexy perfume too You: Ill take my bra off Stranger: Good You: Im really wet rn Stranger: If was only there, Id love to take it off for you You: Id love for you to Stranger: Good. like my girls wet You: Mhmmm Stranger: Are you fingering that tight wet fuckhole? You: Yea Stranger: Are you gonna fulfill your purpose as a slut and make me cum tonight? You: Yes Stranger: Good. But first, youre gonna cum. A few times You: Ooh like the sound of that Stranger: Good. If were in that room, Id get rock hard instantly seeing how ready you were forme You: Im so ready for you to slide into me effortlessly Stranger: And youre gonna be patient and earn this cock Stranger: know its effortless. Your pussy is easy access for me any time. own it, after all You: Oh yes, its all yours Stranger: know, because youre all mine. Youre my property You: Can you please stroke your cock with me? It makes me so much hornier knowing you are Stranger: am You: Great Stranger: want you to cum as much as you can You: Yes sir You: Im already getting kind of close You: Can go faster? Stranger: As fast and rough as you need You: Ohh Stranger: Wouldnt be as fast and rough as me fucking you You: Fuck Im completely dripping Stranger: Let me continue Stranger: Id get on top and start kissing you while fingerfucking your pussy and squeezing your tits You: Oh please yes Stranger: Id start moving my mouth down south and suck on your tits for a moment Stranger: Id grab them hard and suck your nipples and pinch them You: Oh fuck Im gonna cum Yor h fuckkk You: Please tell me you want me to cum Stranger: Cum for me Stranger: Good girl. Very obedient. Howd it feel? You: Oh it was perfect, my pussy is throbbing and think I squirted a little Stranger: Wow Stranger: Youre not done. Stranger: Youre gonna cum again You: My pussy is so sensitive Stranger: havent even gotten around to eating your pussy You: Mmm Stranger: Once my mouth makes it to your pussy, play with your tits while bury my face in your wet Stranger: Pussy You: Oh fuck You: Id.cum all over your face so hardd Stranger: And when you did, Id grab your ass and pull you into me more You: Oh fuck Im gonna cum again You: Already Stranger: And while eating your pussy, can still fingerfuck it You: Hgghhmm Im cumming! Stranger: Good slut You: Oh fuck! Stranger: wonder if youll survive riding my face... You: Oh pleasee Stranger: Because Id lay down and force you on my face You: Are you close at all or no? Stranger: Not that close You: cum so fast Stranger: Thats because youre a good slut You: just cant help it Stranger: If was there Id suck up all that pussy juice You: Please stroke your cock as fast as you can just for me? You: want you to shoot out all your hot cum for me You: Only me. Stranger: am stroking it for you. You will make me cum but need to fantasize about fucking you You: Oh yes yes just want you to cum so bad Stranger: Youre cumming some more first. Is that understood? You: Yes sir. Stranger: Good slut Stranger: Now want you to hump my face and really grind into it You: Okay You: just want to feel you inside me Stranger: Grab my head and push your pussy into my mouth while lick and suck hard You: Mmphhh Stranger: Ride my face and grind on it till you cum and make me drown You: Ill ride your face until my legs give out Stranger: And if they give out before you cum Ill make you ride it anyway You: Ohhh Stranger: How close are you? You: Im getting a lil close You: What about you? Stranger: Little closer. But youre gonna cum for me a few times first, remember? You: Yes You: Im getting closer Stranger: If riding my face isnt doing it, why dont lift you up and pin you against the wall high in the air and keep eating you out? You: Oh fuck Id love that Stranger: How tall are you? You: Im about 56 Stranger: Kinda tall but still a little toy You: Mhmm Stranger: Should be easy enough. See, dont need to tie you up. Ill just force you to stay in position You: Oh Im about to cum! Yo Imbhgggghhh You: Oh fuck! Stranger: Cum all over my face You: came all over your tongue Stranger: It tastes so good You: dont think can cum again...Im all worn out Stranger: just want to suck out all the juice Stranger: But havent even fucked you yet You: Just give me minute to refuel You: For now want you to focus on stroking your cock for me You: want to feel you throbbing in my pussy, in my mouth and anywhere elss Stranger: You need a break? You: Yeah but still want you to cum! You: Please cum for me! Stranger: Denied. Keep fingering that cunt You: Hmphhm Stranger: Youre either servicing my cock with your mouth or taking it in your fuckhole You: Ill take it in my mouth Stranger: Good. Do you want me to fuck your throat like its another pussy or do you want to be in control? You: want to be in control Stranger: Go for it You: Id first just lightly start kissing your tip, so you could feel every breath on your shaft Stranger: Make your owner go wild with your mouth You: Id start licking from the base to the tip passionately You: Then Id jerk you while fondling your balls You: And then sucking them deeply and slowly Stranger: Youd please each and every part You: Then start to lower my mouth onto it from the top, my warm mouth covering every inch of your throbbing cock You: How close are you? Stranger: Not close enough. cum once You: You did cum once or you will? Stranger: So need to fuck you before do. will You: Ok Im ready for you to fuck me then Stranger: Then Ill pull your mouth off my cock and throw you on the bed on your hands and knees You: Id spread wide open for you to slide in Stranger: Ill invade your pussy from behind and grab your throat while thrust it into you You: Id gasp with pleasure as tighten around your cock Stranger: Id grab your hips and start fucking you faster, harder, and deeper You: Mhhmfff You: Id thrust back, making every thrust more deep and hard You: While still clenching your cock with my throbbing wet pussy Stranger: Id spank your ass periodically, reminding you that youre being a naughty little fuckable whore You: Each time you spank me, Id moan with pain and pleasure as you keep pounding Stranger: Id force you flat on the bed and start fucking you deeper than before You: Oh fuck youre gonna make me cum Stranger: You better fucking cum Stranger: Cum all over your masters cock You: Oh fuck please cum inside me! Yo lake me yours! You: Im cumming!!! Stranger: Ill bred you later You: Hhhhhhmmmmnnhggggg You: Im cumming so fffucking hardd Stranger: Youre getting fucked and used thoroughly in many positions You: How close are you? Stranger: So cum and Ill keep going Stranger: Closer and closer You: just want you to cum! Please dont worry about em cumming anymore just want you to feel good Stranger: Are you that exhausted? You: Yes! really cant cum anymore Stranger: Ok fine. Then Im going to take you, pin you against the wall, and fuck you with your legs dangling You: Ok yes You: want you to go as fast as you can Stranger: Im going to fuck you from behind and then cum in your pussy since you cant run away You: And rough as you can be You: Ohh Stranger: Im gonna grab your tits and squeeze them while press my weight into you You: Mmhh just want all of your warm cum to splurge uncontrollably for me! Stranger: Keep going Stranger: Im getting close You: Oh good You: Id tighten around you as much as could to try and milk all of our hot cum so can have it Stranger: Im gonna impregnate you You: Id love to see your cock pump all of it out You: Yes, cum for me! Yo um just for me You: Let it all out inside my tight pussy! Stranger: Wow that was great You: You came? Stranger: did You: Oh fuck yes You: Was there a lot? Stranger: Sure was You: How did it feel? Stranger: Felt great. You? You: Oh yeah even just imagining you cumming inside me made my pussy wet Stranger: bet it did You: Well that was really fun You: hope you had a good time Stranger: It was You: hope you think of me again when you cum next Stranger: did. Hope you did too Stranger: And same with you You: Haha, alright bye, and goodnight! Stranger: Take care You: And thank you Stranger: Goodnight Stranger: Thank you
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20211113095622
You: Bot? Stranger: nope Stranger: But a male. You: What kind of role play are we on rn Stranger: Sexual believe :P You: DnbD shit right? You: oh You: rip
e9357b99d157488a
Roleplay
20171216091516
You: (Cam site AU. NSFW.) Someone you follow (PrettyBoyBaek92) is now online and accepting privates! 1 IMG Attached - https://68.media.tumblrcom/ 45be99532238f1e29a06026703a4fc8/ tumblr_oamyuf77JV1tslqOpol_1280.png Online for the rest of the night. Anyone want to keep me company? ;) - BH Stranger: Private message from BigBoyWu Still looking for company, cutie? -WYF You: (The noise made at BigBoyWu. CRYING.) Oh! Hi-hi. Mhm How are you, big boy? - BH Stranger: (i couldnt think of anything clever Imao im so sorry) Better now that were talking, pretty boy. How about yourself? -WYF You: Mmh, same. was feeling so lonely before. What are you looking for tonight, cutie? - BH Stranger: Yeah? Good thing came to the rescue. Guess Im looking for a little company too. -WYF You: Well, Id love to provide. Are you wanting to just chat or did you want to buy a private session? - BH Stranger: Id love to buy a private session and have you to myself for the night, darling. -WYF You: Ooh, all night? Babe, thatd get expensive - BH Stranger: know. can take care of cute little things like yourself, baby. If you get what mean. -WYF You: Oh, think do. Is daddy looking for a sugar baby? - BH Stranger: Something like that, baby boy. -WYF You: Well, you just tell me what kind of show you want tonight and Ill get ready for you. - BH Stranger: Why dont you surprise me? Im sure Ill be pleased with anything, sweetheart. -WYF You: Aigooo, okay. Hm... Give me half an hour? - BH Stranger: Okay, can do that. Cant wait, baby. - WYF You: Should expect to need to have a towel or something on my bed tonight? - BH Stranger: That might make cleanup easier. -WYF You: Hehehe. Any toys of mine youd like to see me have? - BH Stranger: Show your favorites, baby boy. Make sure you include something that fills you well. - WYF You: Fills me well? Just like you would, hm? can do that. If youre a regular, you know Ive got / tons/ is nice, big toys. - BH Stranger: You learn fast. If like what see tonight might just have myself a sugar baby, hm? -WYF You: Ooh, some encouragement to be a good boy. Ill be the best pretty boy youve ever had - BH Stranger: Thats what like to hear, baby boy. - WYF You: Okay, Ill message you when Im ready. Just gonna get changed into something pretty for you and get some of my favorite toys cleaned up and ready. - BH Stranger: Alright. Take your time, baby boy. -WYF You: about 35 minutes later Okay, sweetheart. Im ready and yours for the rest of the night! - BH Stranger: Perfect. Let me see what you have for me, baby boy. -WYF You: Baekhyun waited for the private session to start before he flashed the camera a wide, bright smile. Hed chosen an oversized fluffy white sweater that /just/ made him modest though as he shifted back, the garment lifted a little bit and revealed a hint at the pretty lace panties he was wearing underneath. Similar white stockings came up over his knees, making his legs appear longer and thinner, and light make-up and extra highlights gave him an almost ethereal glow in the lighting of his set. Hi, baby, he greeted cutely, biting his lower lip. Do get to see you? No pressure... You dont have to turn on your cam if you dont want to. Stranger: Yifan didnt know what to expect, but he had been itching at seeing the other in action since following him on that damned site a friend recommended a while ago, and he wasnt disappointed. He raised a brow, licking at his lips as he took the sight of his pretty boy in, definitely living up to everything he advertised about himself. He looked gorgeous in the stockings and sweater, and the slight hint of the lace panties made the elders cock twitch in anticipation. He cleared his throat, opting to give in and allow the other to see him because he wanted to show off a bit, too. Surely his business attire would live up to his sugar daddy title. Yifan turned his camera on, fixing it to show him seated at his desk, idly fixing his tie. I hope dont disappoint you, darling. You: The moment the the other mans camera turned on, Baekhyuns eyes lit up and he let out an excited coo once it focused and he got a good look at his potential sugar daddy. Suit, tie, strong features, and God-- was he in an office? The thought that Yifan might be watching him while at work had his heart fluttering a little. He absolutely loved that shit... You definitely do not, oppa, he purred, shifting so he was on his hands and knees with his back and hips arched prettily to give a good view of his feminine hips and ass-- and the back of the panties. You look important... Are you at work, baby? he asked curiously, tipping his head to the side as he slowly, teasingly rocking his hips from side to side to the rhythm of the nameless pop song in the background. Stranger: Yifan closed his eyes for a moment, chuckling lightly and smirking when hearing oppa come out of Baekhyuns mouth. He definitely was a cutie, the kind he liked to keep around, And, at a glance, it seemed like he was kind of guy that the other was into as well. Look at that. Youre adorable, baby. could eat you right up, he murmured, licking at his lips as he followed the youngers hips on the screen for a moment before taking in the full sight of his pert ass in the pretty, lacy panties. Hed give anything to get his hands on that. Something like that. My private office. Youd look pretty perched on my desk like that. You: Being fucked in a public or semi-public setting-- even just an office, private or not-- was one of Baekhyuns shameless kinks and the thought of this gorgeous man pounding into him while he laid back over his desk was enough to have Baekhyun already a little hard. Giggling softly, the boy straightened and settled down on his knees with his legs spread and curled beneath him. Id look pretty perched on anything, he teased, biting his lower lip again as he toyed with the hem of his sweater, pulling it up a little to reveal a bit of his tones stomach and the semi he was already sporting. So, you like what you see, hm? Stranger: Baekhyun was everything Yifan liked in a partner, he could already tell: cute, sexy, and surely all kinds of adventurous when it came to sex. The look in the others eye and the giggle were proof that he liked the idea of being fucked ona desk, and that was enough to draw a smirk out of the elder. Thats true. But youd look prettiest perched on my lap, know that for a fact, baby, he chuckled, brow raising as his eyes fixated on Baekhyun once more, taking in the sight of his toned tummy and semi. Adorable. I love what Im seeing, kitten, Yifan hummed lowly, reaching up to gently tug at his own tie to loosen it. You: Humming cheerfully, he pulled his sweater up further to show off his pale, flat chest while closing his eyes and tipping his head back a little. The music had switched to a slower, easier song for him to roll and move his body and hips to just to tease Yifan further. After a moment or two, Baekhyun let out a contented sigh and looked back down at the computer screen to grin at the older man. Kitten, huh? have a pair of cute little white lace cat ears somewhere... could look for them for you? Stranger: Yifan licked at his lips, watching the younger as he moved his body along to the slower tempo, appreciating the way his body moved so effortlessly, and definitely appreciating the exposed skin. He wasted no time in taking his tie off, setting on his desk and undoing a few buttons of his shirt, just enough to reveal a bit of his toned chest. Its alright, baby. dont want you out of my sight now. Youre addicting, Im sure you know that. You: Running his tongue over his lips, Baekhyun kept his sweater held up with one hand while the over slowly caressed his skin; over one of his nipples, down his stomach to toy with the little silk bow on the front of his panties while he continued to rock his hips in time to the beat. Mmh, and Im all yours tonight, handsome, he murmured, intentionally a bit breathless as he watched him unbutton his shirt. It was so rare that he ever got to cam-to-cam with someone that was actually attractive. In all reality, he was so touch-starved and complacent with his usual viewers that seeing someone like Yifan got him visibly excited. God, youre so hot, oppa... Stranger: A little part of Yifan still couldnt believe that this was happening, and that it was real. He wasnt embarrassed to pay for this and was certainly up to being a sugar daddy, but this was still new to him, he didnt expect it to turn out to be this good. Baekhyun was everything the elder loved in someone, everything he craved. All mine, he sighed out a bit, grinning before untucking his shirt and continuing to unbutton it all way down. Youre already so excited for me. Cant wait to see your reaction when you get to see some more. You: Baekhyun was honestly a little surprised how much he was enjoying this. Yes, he got off many times a day and loved every minute of it but... this was a special treat. So much so that he almost felt bad for taking money for it. /Almost/. You know... got a new toy, he hummed quietly as he shifted to be on his hands and knees again and closer to the computer like it was hush-hush what he was saying. I havent gotten a chance to use it... Would you want to try it with me? he asked in an almost shy tone, a cute bashful smile pulling at his lips. Youll be the first to see it. Stranger: Yifan raised a brow when Baekhyun mentioned a new toy, licking at his lips as the other got closer to his computer. It was almost a little sinful, the way the younger asked if he wanted to give it a try with such innocence. The elder wished he could get his hands on the other, caress him and reassure him properly. The first to see it, hm? Id to try it with you, baby. Why dont you go ahead and show me, hm? You: His smile widened into a toothy grin that made the corners of his eyes crinkle. Yay! Looking positively ecstatic, Baekhyun shifted off camera briefly to grab the toy in question and hold it up to the camera for him to see. It was a hot pink egg vibrator that looked much larger than it really was compared to his long, thin fingers. Its charged and ready... and, its bluetooth. So, youre in control, he murmured, grabbing his computer mouse to send him a link to the temporary page used to control it for the night. It had several different settings of intensity to play with. Want me to put it in? Stranger: Yifan chuckled lowly when seeing the younger grin widely for him, watching on the screen as he moved to grab the toy he had mentioned. The elder wasnt sure what he was expecting, but he certainly wasnt expecting an egg vibrator that hed be able to control. Wow, baby. Im quite impressed. didnt expect to have control over much today. Its only a shame have to watch you through a screen, he chuckled, quick to reach over and click on the link that Baekhyun had sent. This was going to get very interesting. Go ahead, baby boy. Put it in for me. You: Letting out a trill of excitement, Baekhyun shifted back on the bed and turn around so his ass was perfectly framed in the shot as he reached back to push his panties down enough to expose his already slick and somewhat stretched hole-- a daily pre-show ritual of his to make the whole thing go smoother and less painful for him. Because of this, he was able to slowly ease the toy inside of him, his toes curling a little at the feeling of the egg-shaped object slipping past the initial ring of muscle and moving deeply inside of him as his body naturally pulled it in. O-Oh... god, he gasped, a little startled at how snugly it nestled against his prostate, and took a moment or two to regain himself before he pulled his panties back up and turned back around to sit like he was before with his hands clasped in front him and toying with the hem of his sweater innocently. It feels so good inside of me already, and you havent even turned it on. You know... Its made to be wearable, Its marketed as a kink toy, to be worn in public and used to tease and torture, he explained with a light blush. I think the catchphrase for it is Can you hold the moan?. They make a plug and even a fleshlight, too! You: (Are you still there?) Stranger: (yes! sorry, i had to do something real quick!) You: (Oh! Its no problem. just wanted to double check.) Stranger: Yifan watched Baekhyun intently as he turned for his ass to be framed perfectly on the camera, eyes following the lace as the other pulled it down to reveal his entrance. The younger was already perfectly stretched, taking the egg inside him with ease. It was something else to watch the way the others toes curled, to hear him gasp and then see him pull his panties up and turn around as if nothing had happened, and to talk about the toy as if it was something so innocent and normal. The elder reached down to begin undoing his belt buckle, looking at the other with a raised brow. You know so much, baby boy. And you took it so well. can only imagine how youd take my cock. Should turn it on for you? think youre ready for it, darling. You: Squirming a little where he sat, Baekhyun giggled softly and nodded. Mhm! am ready for it... want you to torture me all night, he hummed, excited at the prospect of having absolutely no control over what was happening, of possibly even cumming in his panties-- he could offer to send the soiled lingerie to Yifan as a thank you!-- multiple times because of how nicely the toy was pressed against his prostate. But... Im gonna be bad and not hold my moans... unless, you want me to? he quirked a brow, tipping his head to the side. See how long can hold back? Stranger: (hey, sorry but something just came up and i have to go. if you want we can continue with a tag some other time or move this. if you dont want to its cool too!) You: (Id love to. Does Chatzy work?) Stranger: (yes! would you like to make the room or should i?) You: Could you?) Stranger: (yeah, give me a sec) Stranger: /22219600517418 You: (Im there! Ill post the log if can!) Stranger: (kay, thanks! ill reply sometime tomorrow, maybe later if ican. see you!)
e939a2bf72d2f206
chanbaek, baekyeol, baekris
20171203133513
Stranger: Asl You: hi You:m Stranger: F 22 Stranger: Sexting? Stranger: Cool You: u from Stranger: Calcutta You: fyn fyn Stranger: U? You: tamil nasu You: nadu Stranger: Okay You: wat dng Stranger: On bed You: alone ah Stranger: Yes You: wat ur wearing Stranger: Bra n shrts You: why shorts You: what abt panties Stranger: Not wearing You: oh free bird ah
e9400600fdb228cf
indian
20170422041255
You: Hey there. Would you mind staying a few minutes to watch me jerk off? If not, thats perfectly fine. Feel free to skip. Hope you find something more to your liking next turn. Thanks for you time. Otherwise, just confirm that youre okay with watching me and confirm how old you are. If you wish to just sit back and watch, thats great. If you want to interact, wonderful! Feel free to show or not show whatever you wish. Or ask me anything. Its all good for me. ;) You: how are you tonight? Stranger: im good. You: may proceed? or is ther anyting you want to do? Stranger: you can proceed You: thanks You: feel free to make any requests if you think of anything Stranger: okay, thank you Stranger: question? every played with your ass? and would you be open to trying...? You: i have. Im open to it. though dont lick anything that goes in there. Stranger: smart man You: Ive had people ask that before. Stranger: do you enjoy it? if not i wont have you do it You: find it interesting and adventurous. And Im happy to do it to give you a little something extra. Im not the only one in this You: be right back Stranger: okay Stranger: yes ows that feel? feel okay? Stranger: looks wonderful You: can be a little rough going in, but its nice Stranger: you had another toy right? a dildo? You: yep Stranger: okay. will let you know when i want you to switch. but for now, i guess enjoy yourself? You: Im just dripping with this inside me. Stranger: that looks pretty big, you sure youre okay with it? You: itll be a test. just a little at first. ;) Stranger: loving the view Stranger: still doing okay? just give me a thumbs up if yes Stranger: how much of it can you take? Stranger: can you try and see if you can take the rest of it? if not, no worries. im very much enjoying the show either way You: not without some prep You: but Its quite pleasurable doing it for you. Stranger: alright, what do you need? Stranger: and thank you You: nothing for me. as long as youre doing fine. You: anything else taht you want to see? Stranger: no, up to you, feel free to do whatever makes you feel the best. im content sitting here and rubbing through my shorts You: go right ahead then. Stranger: (im completely soaked) You: thats amazing! :) You: do you fantasize about wearing a strap-on and plowing into me? Stranger: ido You: Where have you been all my life?! lol Stranger: well, probably underage Stranger: but yeahhh You: very true m getting too close :p Stranger: no, by all means, id love to watch you cum on that You: okay. do you want me see the cum coming out? or do you want me coming in that position? Stranger: cumming in that position, if you can please Stranger: thank you Stranger: thank you Stranger: that sounded quite intense You: thats certainly the messiest session ive had on here. You: those are amazing orgasms. You: am most grateful to you. love your sense of adventure, you cuteness, and especially your smile Stranger: thank you :) Stranger: perhaps well see each other on here again? You: perhaps. certainly hope that serendipity strikes You: that was a hard word to spell lol
e947cd69d9df45dc
20191118000958
Stranger: Hi You: hi You: m 17 Stranger: Whats up Stranger: F 14 Your: is it ok if we talk? Stranger: Yeah Stranger: If it is ok with you You: uhmm yeah cool thank you Stranger: So where are you from? 1m from London You: oh wow Im from the Philippines Stranger: Do you like it there? You: have you ever gone to philippines? Stranger: No You: yeah pretty much but also wanted to go to other countries Stranger: What other countries? You: countries that speak english generally hAHAHHA Stranger: Ha Stranger: So do you think that you might move to a different country when you get older? You: yes surely You: how about you have you gone to other countries? Stranger: Yes You: wow cool Stranger: Yeah You: where? Stranger: Italy, Europe, Spain, Germany, and the United States Stranger: And Australia Stranger: My father has to travel all around the world for his job You: oohhh Stranger: And sometimes he lets me come along You: wish could visit other countries too Stranger: Maybe one day You: my parents are too busy with their jobs Stranger: Yeah my father is gone a lot Stranger: But when you get older you can go You: yeah hoping You: but first have to work hard on school and to get a good job in the future Stranger: Just make sure you set yourself up for the future you want Stranger: Well thats a good plan Stranger: What job do you want in the future? You: engineer You: you? Stranger: That sounds nice You: yuppp Stranger: My father says that am to go to the national ballet in Paris and be a_ ballerina there You: whoa thats way cooler Stranger: Not really You: dont you like it? Stranger: It is ok Stranger: like my dance instructor You: thats good Stranger: Yup You: uhm can ask you something? Stranger: Sure You: uhhh do you like listening to music? Stranger: Yes You: cool Stranger: 1m guessing you do too You: yeah and sing here in the philippines You: but not like the famous artists here Stranger: Thats nice Stranger: Well maybe you will be one day You: thats why wanted to go to other country through my music Stranger: You never know Stranger: That sounds like an adventure You: hahaha yeah like a music journey You: chasing my dreams Stranger: That is amazing You: wish could meet you in the future or maybe soon Stranger: Me too You: uhmm can ask you your name? Stranger: Mackenzie You: by the way Im spencer You: *Spencer Stranger: Well it is nice to meet you You: glad to meet you too mackenzie Stranger: Well thank you. Lol You: hahah Stranger: wish that you were to live in London You: yeah my parents were planning to move to london or canada Stranger: Then could help you Chase your dreams. Lol You: yeah wish to meet you there Stranger: Maybe one day You: yeah surely Ill compose a song for you mackenzie Stranger: That would be wonderful You: maybe its hard for you to hear but maybe through social media you can Stranger: What do you mean hard for me to hear? You: sorry meant personally Yo etly sorry You: *pretty Stranger: m still lost Stranger: m sorry Stranger: Why would it effect me personally? You: uhm wanted to compose a music for you You: cos you said you would help me chase my dreams Stranger: Oh get it now Stranger: Sorry didnt catch You: and maybe your one of my dreams to catch in the future Stranger: But do know hats sounds so cute Stranger: Who know maybe You: yupp and maybe when see you in the future, can share you my song Stranger: Yes Stranger: That would so wonderful Stranger: Would be* You: obhh is it okay mackenzie if add you in my facebook account? Stranger: Ok You: thank you mackenzie Stranger: Mackenzie Tribusio is my Facebook Stranger: What are you thanking me for? Stranger: ? You: thank you for giving me hope to meet you Stranger: Well thank you for making me happy Stranger: Look must be going now but make sure you message me Stranger: Ok? You: ok thank you Stranger: Byee You: byee
e94e922f40c48186
Talk
20190924025914
Stranger: Hey You: hey Stranger: Whats going on You: not much, cant sleep due to anixiety You: hbu Stranger: Same honestly Stranger: So hoped on here to talk You: same You: where you from? Stranger: Canada wbu You: America Stranger: Nice nice Stranger: So how life been treating ya You: its been alright ig You: hbu Stranger: Yeah pretty okay myself You: thats good You: have you lived in canada ur whole life? Stranger: Fawk yah bud Imao You: lol Stranger: Wbu have you been in America your whole life You: yea saddly Stranger: Jeezus cant imagine how awful that is You: i dont know if that is sarcasm or if ur serious lol Stranger: Im serious asf Imao Stranger: You dont have free healthcare You: oh thank god someone wiht common sense Stranger: Presidency is in shambles rn You: when is it not Imao Stranger: Your countrys a shit storm rn sorry to say lol You: dont be sorry Stranger: At least you guys are winning a lot of golds rn amirite You: Imao You: the only gold we have You: none the less our entire country is homophobic You: racisst You: sexist You: and completely narsisit You: noni You: we also cant type or spell either Imao Stranger: Lmacoo Stranger: Yeah at least you have Elon You: true Stranger: Homie is gonna save the Human race You: facs Stranger: Anyway you m or f Im doing a poll You: M Stranger: Ight thats all need to know You: whats the poll for? Stranger: Trying to find the biggest dumb asses in ther world Stranger: Dont worry youre at least #5
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You: is food broken again? Stranger: foods gone. You: understandable, have a good day
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You: M Stranger: Hey Stranger: F You: 1m 20 You: Wbu? Stranger: 18 You: Wyd? Stranger: Bored in bed u? You: Same 1m about to shower. You: After that idk might go back to bed Stranger: Cool take me with u You: Shii will You: III take you to the shower and my bed Stranger: Oo perfect ;) Stranger: It should be bed then shower You: got the perfect shower layout too Stranger: Co really You: Theres a marble seat Stranger: Mhm perfect Stranger: Will be the one sitting down or you? You: 1d fuck you in bed then the shower Stranger: Mhm yess You: At first youIl be sitting down You: Sucking me off Stranger: Then its your turn You: No then IIl get on knees and eat you out Stranger: now really wanna come over Stranger: Dont tempt me too much You: will Stranger: m already tempted You: Whatchu you going to do when sit down Stranger: Mhm Id suck you Stranger: Then fuck you You: Sit on my lap Stranger: And ride you You: III fuck you while you bounce and ride Stranger: Yess thatd be soo hot You: 1d maybe record Stranger: like my privacy You: Your face wont be shown Stranger: What would you do with it You: Use it for personal use Stranger: Or instead every time youd just call me over and wed do it again Stranger: dont get tired ;) You: can go for at least 6 rounds You: Thats as far as went Stranger: think ve done 7 or 8 Stranger: win :) Stranger: But wed beat both our records together You: Fuck yess You: 15-20 rounds sounds good Stranger: Hahahaha Stranger: Yess!! Stranger: Though 1m not sure you can keep up You: 1d but in you every time You: Nut Stranger: Mm 2) You: Ohh will the last time went 6 rounds was when was a senior n high school. have a lot more stamina now Stranger: Ohh okay bet You: 1d eat my nut outta you Stranger: Save some for me too You: IIl lick my nut out of you and kiss you Stranger: Mm now m hungry You: Me too Stranger: If only u were here Stranger: Instead IIl replace you with chocolate :) You: Huh? Stranger: Since youre not here Ill eat chocolate You: Bet Stranger: :) You: My dick is so hard You: Where you from?? Stranger: Half Persian half British Stranger: You? You: Mexican American Stranger: So about that dick Stranger: wanna taste it You: 8 inches You: All for you Stranger: Mmm perfect Stranger: 8 is my lucky number ;) You: You live in the United states Stranger: Not now but did You: Damn Stranger: m back in the UK now Stranger: Why do u want me You: Yes You: Talk dirty to me Stranger: Mhm okay Stranger: wanna eat your dick, first Ill tease it by playing with it Stranger: Then IIl suck it You: More Stranger: The whole time IIl be looking up to you with my green eyes Stranger: d squeeze your balls You: Fuckkk yes Stranger: And my nails would be running up and down your back and ass Stranger: But youIl have to hold my hair up do its not in the way Stranger: Mhm it tastes soo good Stranger: So big Stranger: wanna taste you common
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You: hi Stranger: hiii m orf ? ) You: im niether Stranger: ? You: but im also both Stranger: u couple u mean? You: i am beyond your imagination You: i am werything You: yet nothing You: you came here for tits You: but left wit You: knowledge
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lesbian
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You: Hi Stranger: Hi You: Hey Stranger: Hey You: damn Im pretty surprised you didnt say m orf You: Soo whats up? Stranger: Im surprises you didnt say it lol and nothing You: Lol You: see so got any hobbies? Stranger: Singing, songwriting, acting, swimming, basketball, art how bout you? You: Damn thats pretty interesting see you live a really colorful life Stranger: Not really im very depressed :) You: Just dogs MMA video games and anime Yo h damn im so sorry You: do you want to talk about it? Stranger: Its ok lol Stranger: And nah You: Ok its your own choice BTW but heard something about it its a nice way to ease the stress You: Soooo you do song writing? Stranger: Ya ido You: Damn thats pretty cool ngl Stranger: Ya i have written tons of songs You: Do you have a YouTube channel can listen to those songs? You: Hello? Stranger: No i dont but i might make one! You: Uhh do you have any network that you post your songs or? Stranger: Nope i dont i just send then to my friends and sing at pubs and weddings You: Wow thats pretty cool Stranger: Yeah You: And acting? You: What kinde of acting? Stranger: Ya iam a junior actor You: Cool Stranger: Ya You: what kind of acting do you do? ike any movies or stuff? You: Hello? Stranger: Yeah plays pantamimes and a couple movies and tv shows You: Wow nice whats your name or can you at least tell me the movie or TV shows do you play? You: Hello? You: Hello everything okay? Stranger: wasnt told the names my manager does all that i just get the script. My name is lola king im 12 years old idk if google knows me though i am not weird i dont google myself You: Lol ok btw know youre lying but still pretty cool You: you know you dont have to lie to make your life cool You: Even though you have a boring life think its pretty amazing You: and knew that you were lying taking a moment try and making up excuses ect. You: But thats pretty cool name Stranger: Well im not lying lol beleive what you want i know the truth so i dont care what other people think You: Lol ok You: dont know if the words are coming out of you are true or not but think its true You: But there is only one person that knows the truth You: And that is god You: Well it was nice meeting you will looking have a nice day and stay safe Stranger: know you dont beleive me but ican always get gina and paris to hack your device id you dont. They are my friends and they are pegends with computers and im so so sorry buddy bur i kind of dont beleive in god You: Lol suuureeee You: well heres an advice before go Stranger: Thats bad grammer You: If you keep lying there will be more problems You: Bue:) You: Bye*
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20210221185117
You: hi Stranger: Hello You: m/f? Stranger: F You:M You: do you like farting on guys? Stranger: fart on anyone haha You: haha nice, love being farted on Stranger: Oh nice haha You: so what brings you here? Stranger: Eh Im bored. What about you? You: same except Im also a little homy as well lol Stranger: Oh well then lol You: who do you normally fart on? Stranger: Mostly just my friends lol You: lol nice howd you do it? just when walking past or do you straight up sit on their faces and fart? Stranger: Like when were hanging out, theyll be sitting down, and Ill just put my butt on them and fart haha You: lol do you ever do it in their face? Stranger: Sometimes haha You: damn theyre lucky, wish a girl would do that to me lol Stranger: Aww, youll find one soon enough You: hope so haha are you the only one who farts or are other girls around you doing it too? Stranger: Some of my other friends do it haha You: damn thats like my dream haha Stranger: Youd fit in perfect with the group haha You: yeah sounds like the perfect group to me haha Stranger: Wed try our best to make you feel welcome haha You: cant imagine feeling more welcome than having girls farting in my face haha Stranger: Maybe some of us could hang out at my house haha You: yeah thatd be great Id be like your houses fart cushion haha Stranger: Best friend fart cushion haha You: none of you would have to smell anyones farts anymore cause Id be smelling them all for you lol Stranger: We could all just sit on you like a couch haha You: Id be the happiest couch in the world lol Stranger: bet you would be haha You: and probably the stinkiest haha Stranger: Oh yeah,all of our farts combined would smell awful haha You: cant think of a smell Id like more haha Stranger: Lol just the smell of like four girls farts haha You: Yeah that would be perfect Id do pretty much anything for that Stranger: Just come to my house, well have taco bell haha You: damn that would be great, your house would be heaven haha Stranger: try to make it fun haha. Anything else we can do? Lol You: Id love to be your toilet too, so you wouldnt even have to get up to go, you could just go in my mouth haha Stranger: Well alright then hahaa. Ill make sure none of us use the bathroom the whole day haha You: damn that would be amazing, getting four girls farting on me then peeing and shitting in my mouth Stranger: Well have a buffet at my house, and youre the only toilet haha You: wow youre house just gets better and better haha If Im the only toilet wouldnt even be able to back out Id just have to take all of your pee and shit that would be great haha Stranger: Itd be a lot haha You: would love that Id eat it all haha Stranger: Thatll be your buffet haha You: Ill probably enjoy my buffet more than you girls will haha Stranger: We only serve the highest quality shit haha You: And get to wash it down with the highest quality pee haha Stranger: But of course haha You: Is there anything else you would make me do? think its clear Ill do whatever gross stuff youll make me do lol Stranger: Its up to you whatever you want to do really You: Well wouldnt mind for dessert if you spat on me and made me eat your snot haha Stranger: Im sure we could do that hehe You: Damn this is definitely the best meal Ive ever had haha Stranger: Im glad could help give it to you haha. Anything else? You: If you could make me suck and lick your feet and toes that would be great haha Stranger: Yup done and done haha. Keep going, Im game for anything You: Damn youre amazing haha mean if It tumed out some of the girls had cocks and made me suck them Id be pretty happy with that haha Stranger: Maybe we have dicks hehe You: hehe nice will you make me suck them till you cum all over my face and in my mouth Stranger: Well cover you in our cum hehe You: hehe perfect will you start fucking me in the ass while a friend sits on my face and farts? Stranger: Yes well will for sure hehe You: Will you carry on fucking me till you cum in my ass and she shits in my mouth and tell me Im only allowed to cum witha cock in my ass? Stranger: You can only cum with two dicks in you hehe You: damn thats hot hehe So can only cum with one of you fucking my mouth and one fucking my ass? Stranger: And if we can fit one, someone farting on your face hehe You: damn so Id be like your fartslut hehe Stranger: Oh yeah you would hehe. Who would you want doing what? Stranger: Wait did tell you everyone who would be there? You: Id love to have you fucking my mouth cause love being your bitch the most hehe and another girl with a cock fucking my ass and the other two girls farting on my face from either side of your cock hehe You: nope haha Stranger: Oh lol. can tell you our names and brief descriptions if you want You: sure haha Stranger: Okay, this might take a bit, so sorry lol You: no worries haha Stranger: Im Sam, Ive got brown hair, hazel eyes, Im short and kinda chubby lol. Ive got kinda a big butt too lol. Melissa has black hair, and brown eyes, shes kinda tall, also a little chubby, and shes got the biggest butt haha. Caitlin has dirty blond hair and blue eyes, shes a bit shorter than Melissa, and is pretty thin, and she has kind of and nice butt lol, and Jess has brown hair and brown eyes, and shes also short and honestly kinda large lol. Shes got a nice fat booty though lol You: Damn thats a hot group of friends haha especially you like short and kinda chubby with a kinda big butt Stranger: Thank you haha. How big would you want our dicks to be though? You: About ten inches and really thick haha Stranger: Hehe then so be it You: perfect haha So Id still be having you fuck my face cause love being your bitch haha Melissa can be the one fucking my ass and Caitlin and Jess can be farting in my face either side of your cock haha Stranger: think we could make that happen hehe You: think so, with the four of you there dont think Id be bale to stop you haha Stranger: Thats true enough haha You: In fact you could probably just keep me at your house as your fart slut for however long you wanted haha Stranger: Youd be ours forever haha You: Id love that haha there forever as your cum dumpster and human toilet and fart cushion haha Stranger: ls there anything else youd want us to do? Hehe You: wouldnt mind you girls forcing me to suck and fuck strangers and your friends cocks for money that would give all back to you haha Stranger: Like our slut? Hehr Stranger: Hehe * You: exactly hehe Stranger: Well Im sure weve got guys and girls lining up to get some nice fucking hehe You: hehe would love that Id be such a slut for you Id do anything they told me to just to get you money hehe Stranger: Youd better birch hehe Stranger: Bitch* lol You: hehe would love being Sams bitch hehe Stranger: Youd be the bitch to us four hehe You: hehe would, even after all the stuff 1 do as your slut Id still have to be filled with you girls cum and shit and pee hehe Stranger: Youd be getting fucked 24/7 bitch hehe You: hehe Im such a slut but even when wouldnt want to be fucked youd all still make me your slut wouldnt you hehe Stranger: Oh yeah hehe. You do what we say bitch You: hehe secretly Id never get tired of your cocks and farts Stranger: Even if you did we wouldnt stop hehe You: hehe Id be your slut for life Id never be able to leave Stranger: Wed always be shitting on you or fucking you hehe You: hehe Im such a slut Id be wanting to cum 24/7 so Id only be able to cum when you 4 say can Stranger: Wed barely let you cum hehe You: would be so homy 24/7 wouldnt know what to do with myself hehe Stranger: Wed contantly tease your cock hehe You: It would be permanently rock hard would be so desperate Id do anything to cum hehe Stranger: Nope, you can never cum hehe You: hehe you four are strict mistresses Ill be homier than anyone in the world hehe youre all so cruel but Id love being your bitch more than anything Stranger: Hehe youd better love it. Anything else we should do bitch? You: You should let me out the house every now and then and trick me into thinking Im free, then Id geta girlfriend but you four would show up at our first date and dominate me in public infront of her hehe Stranger: Thats evil. like it hehe You: hehe thought you would love being my evil mistresses bitch Stranger: We would come and start fucking you right in front of her hehe You: hehe perfect would you make her join in humiliating me or would you just make her watch and maybe humiliate her too? Stranger: Which do you think would be more humiliating? You: humiliating her think hehe Stranger: Then wed fuck her right in front of you, fill all of her holes hehe You: hehe nice and then would have to clean up your cum from all her holes? Stranger: Yeah you would bitch hehe You: hehe would you then make her shit in my mouth against her will Stranger: If could would hehe You: Would you make me cum as shes shitting in my mouth so that she finds out that secretly like it or would still not be allowed to cum hehe Stranger: Hmm, think you can cum just this once hehe You: hehe thats so humiliating, the one time can cum is when my girlfriend is shitting in my mouth so that shes even more disgusted with me Stranger: Then you get to cum again when youre licking your cum clean hehe You: hehe then shell think Im even a slut for my own cum Stranger: Oh yeah hehe. Shed be freaked out bbye you, like she should be bitch Stranger: By* You: hehe thats true all deserve to be is my four mistresses bitch, shed deserves to be freaked out by me Stranger: You belong to us, not someone else. Got that bitch? Itll be worse next time heje Stranger: Hehe* You: yes mistress Im yours forever, nobody elses hehe You: but what if did try to date someone else hehe Stranger: Oh wed get a bunch of guys and us andl to fuck you right in front of her, making you eat your own cum, shitting and pissing on you, spitting on you hehe You: hehe Im such a naughty slut Id cum so much You: shed be so disgusted hehe Stranger: Shed never even look at you again hehe You: No matter what Id always be your bitch and Id never be able to escape hehe Stranger: Thats right bitch. Anything else we should do? Hehe You: You could trick me into thinking youre finally letting me have sex with a girl normally but she has. aids hehe Stranger: Thats absolutely evil hehe. love it You: hehe and because youd not been letting me cum, after finding out she has aids wouldnt be able to stop and Id still carry on having sex with her anyway
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You: hi Stranger: Heyy You: you broke my fessa Stranger: Anche tu You: Tl PREGO HABEBSHAHAJ Stranger: Fessa a pezzi You: NON PENSAVO FOSSI ITALIAN You: MI SPACCO Stranger: Ahhahshshsh Stranger: Vabb Stranger: A chi non piace la fessa You: hai ragione You: viva la fessa Stranger: Si
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Stranger: f You: m 20 Stranger: 20 You: bt3mly a Stranger: wala haga Stranger: u You: zah2an Stranger: same You: mm You: 3ayza tkimy fa Stranger: ay haga Stranger: as u like You: ok, let it be clean You: emm You: are u ina relationship ? Stranger: yes bs its complicated Stranger: and you You: no, and never been Stranger: okay You: why is it complicated ? Stranger: he lives in another country Stranger: w fi bena mashakel el ayam di You: aha You: i know cuz i live in another country , i do not want to be rude but its very hard to save a relationship with long distances You: but good luck anyway Stranger: its been 7 years that im with him btw You: oh Stranger: yes its hard but not impossible :) Yourru engaged ? Stranger: soon You: better Stranger: this summer inshaallah You: ok much better :D Stranger: haha yes You: u know what, u made me happy :D Stranger: really ? :D why haha You: such things which ends in the right way makes me satisfied Stranger: :qd Strange Stranger: it makes me happy too You: ur planning to live abroad or to stay in egypt ? Stranger: live abroad You: aha You: what ru studying ? Stranger: languages Stranger: and you? You: engineering You: first year Stranger: first year? You: yes , i had 2 years in egypt but now in another university so i stareted from scratch again Stranger: oh okay You: so u can speak more than one language ? Stranger: yes You: like what ? :D Stranger: actually french is my first language Stranger: not arabic You: why is that ? Stranger: and i study italian Stranger: and of course english Stranger: i was born and raised in France Stranger: then i moved back to egypt in middle school Stranger: for family issues You: aha Stranger: and now im back in France Stranger: for university You: do u prefer to stay in egypt or france ? Stranger: i love both You: ok a silly question , why are u chatting on omegle , with complete strangers and choose egypt , eventhough they are all here for sexual harrasment ? You: u can skip his question btw You: this * Stranger: its my second time here Stranger: really?? sexual harrassment???? Stranger: are you serious You: not harrasment You: i mean, weird way to sexually contact with girls You: ehh, never mind u will face it eventually Stranger: i thought i can chat with people from egypt, because i miss egypt Stranger: but... since you said that im surprised Stranger: so i can talk about anything because im bored now You: ok i do not want to Stranger: so glad you told me Stranger: i wont come here again You: hahahahah You: its my third time You: and whenever u type m the stranger flies away You: or he is gay You: either or Stranger: hahahahah Stranger: wierd Stranger: weird You: ok i have to go You: it was nice talking to u Stranger: okay Stranger: yeah Stranger: u too You: sorry whats ur name ? Stranger: Dalia You: so i can recognize u if we talk again You: iam adam You: bye Stranger: hahaha not sure Stranger: bye
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egypt
20180122130157
Stranger: Hi You: hello? Stranger: Hi You: whats up You: hello Stranger: U say You: whatthe heck we were doinfg so good Stranger: Where ru from You: oh there u ru scared me Stranger: ?? You: texas You: iam a guy Stranger: What i hv done Stranger: Maa chuda You: the fuck Stranger: What the fuck? You: lets talk politics Stranger: Ohkay about which matter You: george w. bush was the best damn president. alright im done. You: ur turn You: where is maa chuda? Stranger: Nice But triumph is doing also vood things againt china Stranger: Good* Stranger: Against You: trumph is great. hes a good person with good morals. only whites should run this world!! You: am iright or amiright Stranger: Maa chuda is like u r nice guy You: where is that You: is that by dallas You: i know where dallas is Stranger: Behen ka loda means good looking You: whoa pal. if i hadto guess i could guess that u like to butt stuff with other men?
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sexy
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You: How did it go with the cute redhead from last night? IA (19, theyve been friends since their first semester) Stranger: Not as well as it couldve. Sh Stranger: SH* You: Oh? What happened? IA Stranger: Same thing that always happens. said something that made her angry. SH You: Im sorry to hear that. Somehow you always seem to pick the more sensitive women. IA Stranger: Yeah, Im beginning to think there arent any that arent too sensitive. SH Well, other than a select few, obviously. SH You: Id count myself to the few exceptions then. IA Stranger: Yes. You and Molly are the only ones that seem to stick around. SH You: We probably just got used to you. IA And youre not so boring to talk to either. IA Stranger: Well, yes, think thats the one thing about me most people can agree on. Nobody finds me boring. SH You: And it is a good thing. mean, yes sometimes you come across as rude but at least you say what you think. IA Stranger: agree. SH You: Im sure theres a woman out there who will appreciate it just as much. IA Stranger: Not sure about that. SH You: How come? IA Stranger: Because youre the only one Ive met that doesnt get frustrated with it. The odds of me meeting one whos actually interested in me romantically as well are slim. SH You: Youre interested in me? IA Stranger: Im not NOT interested in you... SH You: Oh. IA You never said anything... IA Stranger: Even if its only as my friend, value your telationship with me. Wouldnt want to ruin it. SH You: wouldnt want to lose you either. very much like your company, you know that. IA. small delay You never responded to my flirting though. IA Stranger: What flirting? SH You: Really? flirted with you when weve met. IA Stranger: Oh. Did you? SH You: Yes, did. Thats why Molly kept glaring at me. IA Stranger: Oh. Thats why she doesnt like you? SH You: What did you think why she doesnt? IA Stranger: dont know. couldnt be bothered to try and figure out why shes has feelings towards you. SH You: Well, now you know the reason. IA Stranger: Yes, suppose do. SH So, just so were clear... Youre interested in me romantically? SH You: Im not NOT interested in you. IA Stranger: Ha, clever. SH You: You know am. lA Stranger: do know that... Dinner? SH You: Tonight? Or do you have another day in mind? IA Stranger: Now, if youre not busy... SH You: Im not but Im not that hungry right now. might just stick to a drink. IA Stranger: think it was you who told me once that you dont need to be hungry to have dinner. SH You: Ah so you remember. You really dont have to hungry at all to enjoy having dinner. IA Stranger: Im not hungry either. SH You: Good. Where are we having dinner, Mr Holmes? IA Stranger: Not sure. Did you have somewhere in mind? SH You: Not particularly. We could just stay in and order something. IA Stranger: Sounds fine to me. SH You: Are you coming over or do need to come to you? IA Stranger: Ill come over. SH You: Ill get the takeout menus ready. IA Stranger: Perfect. SH Sherlock slipped his phone into his pocket, giving himself a quick once over in the mirror before sighing softly and headed out, making his way to Irenes. He was a bit nervous, which was something he wasnt used to. You: Irene smiled down at her phone and got up to put some more decent clothes on. She really couldnt open the door for him in her PJs, so she put on some jeans and a loose shirt which was a bit too big for her and always slipped off her shoulders. After that she grabbed the stack of takeout menus and put them on her small table in front of the sofa before she got them glasses and a bottle of wine. Stranger: Sherlock opened the door without knocking, as he usually did, and peeked into the room. Hey, he said as he entered, hanging his coat beside the door. Wine? Trying to get me drunk? he teased. You: She tumed around when she heard the door being opened and smirked at her friend. I thought might at least give it a shot. She teased back and couldnt help but chuckle quietly. Stranger: He smirked in retum and approached her, picking up his glass of wine. He didnt drink often, but he certainly enjoyed it when he did. As long as you do too, he teased. You: That might take a bit longer though. Im not such a lightweight as you are. Irene teased back and picked up her glass as well and winked at him. To not being hungry and still having dinner? She asked with a small chuckle and raised her glass. Stranger: Sherlock smiled slightly and raised his glass, along with an eyebrow. He took a sip and nodded. Speaking of dinner, what are you not hungry for? You: She took a sip and sat down on the sofa before she put her glass back down on the small coffee table. Food, why? She asked and looked up at him. What did you think? Stranger: meant what are we ordering? Sherlock chuckled. What are we going to order then not eat? Pizza? he added, picking up one of the menus and flipping through it. You: Irene rolled her eyes lightly and shrugged. Pizza is always an option. She pointed out and grabbed another menu from the table. Or Chinese? Stranger: We dont have to order something if you dont want to, he chuckled. Does seem like a bit ofa waste... He sipped his wine, finding his eyes automatically shifting to her exposed shoulder. You: We can still order later too. Which seemed like a better option for Irene. After all, neither would have to force the food down and they wouldnt have to throw anything away. Unless youre suddenly starving. Irene added and noticed his glance to her shoulder and, thus, noticed that her shirt had slipped down again but she also didnt change that. Stranger: Definitely not hungry, he mumbled, shaking his head and looking down at his wine. Why didnt you make it obvious that you were interested me? You watched me try and fail with so many other women... But you never told me. You: She put the menu back down and picked up her glass once more when she heard his next words. I didnt know you were interested in me. Irene told him and took a small sip of her wine. When you didnt flirt back, figured you werent and didnt want to make you uncomfortable. Like said, enjoy your company. Stranger: Sherlock smiled fondly. appreciate that, he told her honestly. Though it couldve save us both a lot of time, he added with a chuckle, taking a step towards her. Better late than never though suppose... You: It probably would have. She agreed and smiled back at him, biting her lower lip to not smile too much though. Later is definitely better than never, she gave him a short nod and was eager to see what hed do next. Stranger: Sherlock took one step closer, placing his wine glass down on the counter. He took his now free hand and carefully tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. You can stop me if you want, he murmured. You: Her breath hitched in her throat when he suddenly was so close, though her reaction surprised her. She had never reacted to something so small like this and yet it didnt feel odd as well. dont want to stop you. She assured him quietly and locked her eyes with his. Stranger: Sherlock smiled down at her, slowly leaning in and pressing a soft kiss just between her lips and her cheek. Good, he replied, guiding her hand to put her wine glass down. You: Her smile grew a tad wider when she felt his lips on her skin and with his small guidance put her wine glass down as well. Thought you might say that, she hummed teasingly. Stranger: Sherlock hummed and rested his hands on her waist, carefully pulling her body closer to his own. This isnt my area, Im allowed to be predictable, he Tetorted and pouted jokingly. You: She let him pull her closer and Irenes hands almost automatically went to rest on his upper arms. I wont hold it against you, she assured him and winked at Sherlock. Though, you might be an expert soon enough, she half joked and half meant what she was saying. Stranger: I think Ill need your help to get there, though I think youll be a good teacher he replied honestly, leaning in and finally pressing a kiss to her lips. You: The best, she managed to get out in a small breathy way before she could finally feel his lips against hers. Her eyes fluttered shut and Irene didnt waste a second to kiss him back. Stranger: Sherlock felt as if the room was spinning for a moment as they kissed, but quickly forced himself to concentrate a bit on what he was doing. She certainly was good at this. You: A small tingling sensation set in her stomach and if it wasnt the first time she felt it, she probably would have missed it entirely. Her hands wandered up his arms and she clasped them behind his neck and pulled him closer, as they continued to kiss. Sherlock didnt seem to be entirely new to this. Stranger: Sherlock ran his hands down to her hips, giving them a gentle squeeze, then pulled away to catch his breath a bit. That was... Something new, he told her. Not like the other times Ive kissed someone. You: When he pulled back, Irene still stayed close to him and she had to take a moment to catch her breath and open her eyes again. I knew you did that before. She told him and couldnt help but smirk, but then turned more serious again too. It was new for me too, though, she admitted quietly and felt a small blush creep onto her cheeks. Stranger: Sherlock was surprised at that, and couldnt keep that from showing on his face. Really? he asked, smiling almost proudly. You: Irene nodded slowly and blushed even more. Not my first kiss, obviously, she clarified before adding: But Ive never felt like this.
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adlock, unilock
20170105085715
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History
20201107224749
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Harry styles, Louis tomlinson, One Direction
20201128062638
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lgbtq
20210823085643
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e9a439246cafc075
20180525022248
Stranger: PrinceOfHell!Keith, Y/C accidentally summons a demon while doing some spooky shit with friends as a joke, and comes home to find Keith in his apartment. Reply length doesnt matter to me! Keith was busy. He was the prince of Hell, for gods sake, he had better things to do than sit around in the living room of some paranormal enthused twenty-something. But here he was, out of his room in the palace down in hell and thrust into the middle of nowhere. Not that he had much of a choice in being there, of course. No. He was summonec- and it was a pretty damn difficult ritual to successfully summon the prince of hell himself, so whoever summoned him must have some serious, serious business with him. Right? Yeah. Probably. Or, at least, thats what he told himself as he meandered about the otherwise empty apartment. It wasnt hard to get a good thought of what the guy was like- and yes, Keith knew it was a guy. Why? Well because hed gone through the guys clothes. Because why not? It wasnt like there was going to be consequences for being nosy. Usually, when a demon was summoned, the person whod summoned them was right there when they arrived. But, nope. Keith was stuck in a studio apartment in the middle of the night wondering just when the hell the dude was gonna come back home and state his business. It was nearing the second hour of waiting, and Keith had just about gone through everything interesting in the apartment, when he finally heard the door open. Sitting up from his comfortably reclined position on the couch, he turned to look towards the door, frown on his face as he called out, Well its about time. You kept me waiting. You: Lance had had a fun evening, out drinking with a few of his friends, before they decided it was a wonderful idea to practise a couple summoning rituals they found online. Lance wasnt really into it but he went along for the jokes. It had gotten pretty late, so the brunette had decided to call it quits and head back to his apartment, running a hand through his hair as he entered the door. Hearing an unexpected voice coming from his apartment, Lance screamed, then panicked and threw the first thing he grabbed a hold of; his keys. Great weapon there, he thought, as the keys hurtled through the air towards the mystery guest. Who the fuck are you and why are you in my place? Stranger: Keith had been expecting a pleased response to his greeting, some paranormal fan geeking out about doing a ritual successfully or some practice of dark magic to start praising him. Definitely not anything /normal/, at least. And definitely not... This. The last thing hed expected was to have a set of keys hurled at him and a scream to pierce the silence of the apartment. His eyes widened slightly, hand shooting up instinctively to catch the keys. Excuse me? Keith was sure his expression conveyed just as much confusion as he was feeling. You summoned me-- you invited me here. This dude had to be joking. Nobody summoned the Prince of hell by /accident/, and he hadnt appeared in the wrong place. This was the right place, the right person... so why the hell did they seem so shocked. You should / know/ who am! You said my name in your incantation, you had to have. Or-- my traditional name, at least. Keith paused, narrowing his eyes slightly and eyeing the brunette critically. My earthly name is Keith. Its much easier. You can call me that. You: Lance stood with wide eyes, staring at the, admittedly gorgeous, man who had made himself at home on his sofa. Standing in a defensive position, Lance was still ready to fight, if need be, but he hoped it didnt come to that. I did not invite you anywhere. Im sure Id remember inviting a guy like you into my flat. He shook his head, eyes narrowing at the man in front of him. He was freaking out an incredible amount, but tried not to let it show. Lance pieced the puzzle together and his hands dropped to his sides, looking more confused than freaked out this time. Summoned.. Prince of Hell.. Incantation.. Are you some demon thing we called up from earlier? Cause man, we were more pissing around than anything. He shook his head, not sure if he even believed himself at this point. Stranger: Keith didnt make a move to stand up from the couch, feeling rather assured in his comfortable position. This guy wasnt a threat. And if he tried to make himself one... Well, needless to say, Keith could take care of that in no time. The response nearly brought a smile to his face, though he suppressed it down with a cough. A guy like me? Keith cocked his head to the side, Im sure dont know what you mean. Watching the brunette before him try and figure out the entire gravity of the situation was like watching a little kid do the worlds most complex connect the dots puzzle. It all seemed easily understandable to Keith, but apparently, not to him. lam not a demon thing. Im the Prince of Hell, thank you. He huffed, arms folded across his chest as he rolled his eyes. You did summon me, though, yes. Whether you were... pissing around or not. Im here. And by contract, must fulfil your request. Whatever that may be, within reason. Im not here to do simple tasks, for the record, Im here to fulfil your /otherworldly/ desires. You: Lance nodded, gesturing to, well, all of Keith. A guy like you. dont often have hot guys over. He shrugged a little, still extremely apprehensive towards the male on his sofa, he had completely forgotten that hed left his door open still. Lance swallowed thickly as he finally put it together. The Prince of Hell. In his living room. Shit. Lance actually smiled a little as Keith crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. Prince of Hell who acts like a human sulking child, yeah? He joked, nerves taking over. I.. dont have any requests. Or, uh, otherworldly desires. dont even know what you mean by those, so.. He trailed off with another small shrug, his eyes never having left the dark haired one in front of him, still unsure if this was some sort of prank or anything. Stranger: A hot guy. This guy had really just called him hot like it was the most casual, logical thing in the world. Now /that/ brought a smile to his face, just momentarily, Asmall huff of a laugh escaping him. Keith raised an eyebrow at the sulking child comment, resisting the urge to roll us eyes again though he did scoff at the statement. Oh, shut up, he hummed, If youre going to insult me, lets do so in private. He said, tone teasing, eyes flicking to the door that slammed shut behind the brunette with a simple wave of his hand. And then Keith heard his following statements, And the humor was taken out of him and replaced eith exasperation. Keith heaved a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose and closing his eyes for a moment. Hed come all this way, dropped what habeas doing, left his work in hell on hold... just to come see this mildly amusing, considerably attractive, / very/ frustrating man who hadnt even meant to summon him. Are you serious? He huffed, looking back up with a frown. You called me out here for nothing? You: Lance tilted his head slightly as he saw the man smile and laugh a little, he wondered what he had said or done to cause that. In private? He questioned, before the door slammed shut, making Lance shout and get into an offensive position towards the door. He was going to fight the door. Closing his eyes for a second to regain his composure, he turned back to Keith. Dont do that. And /I/ didnt call you out here. was just messing around with my friends and this, you, happened. Not my fault. He shook his head, running his fingers through his hair as he groaned. I cant believe this. Cant you just like, go back to hell? Huh. Thats the first time Ive said that and actually meant it in the right context.. Stranger: Alright, Keith decided, watching the guy spin around to face the door like he was ready to attack the inanimate object. Maybe coming out here wasnt entirely pointless. It gave him some good entertainment he wouldnt have gotten otherwise, at least. And attractive entertainment was worth the trouble... somewhat. When the guy turned back around, Keith didnt bother to hide his amusement. Well, we couldn t leave it open. This is business best discussed without eavesdroppers. He shrugged simply, shaking his head to flick his hair back into place. No, I cant just, like, go back to hell. He mocked, sitting up straighter, Thats not how summoning incantations /work/, god, did you even read what you were saying? He huffed, scowl on his face. Ill dumb it down for you, he offered, because hell, Hed never seen someone who needed more dumbing down than Lance seemed to. Think of me as.... dont know. A genie. Except i cant go back into my bottle until you have your three wishes granted. It wasnt entirely accurate, but it was a start. You: Lance ignored the slight flush on his cheeks at the embarrassment of nearly fighting a /door/, and moved into his flat a little, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge. Its 2AM man, there arent gonna be any eavesdroppers. He shrugged, tossing a bottle to Keith as he shut the fridge door. Lance frowned at the mockery, it wasnt his fault he was a bit freaked out. Dont be rude, its late and Im probably still tipsy, okay? He said, as if that was a reason. No! did not read what was saying properly, because could not understand it. dont get all that weird demon shit language, okay? And dont have any wishes, other than just to get a nap, for christs sake. He groaned, before opening and drinking from his bottle. Stranger: Keith caught the bottle with ease, though he looked rather confused. I... dont have to drink. He said, though he held the bottle close without making a move to hand it back. That was yet another first time experience for him; being given something by a human whod summoned him. Or... rather, something normal. In his hundreds of years of life, hed been offered many things. Mostly sacrifices or riches or material things... but never just a basic human necessity. It was odd. And... nice. Though, He tried to keep his expression neutral. Im not trying to be rude. He said defensively, frowning as he watched the brunette. And its not weird demon shit language. Its Latin. Keith scrunched up his nose, making a face. cant leave until fulfil your wishes. So... until then, Im stuck here. And youre stuck with me. Hopefully thats motivation to admit your desires. He paused, I can get you anything you want. Love, wealth, fame, success... Keith paused, shifting the topic momentarily, Oh- and you never told me your name. You: Lance finished off half of his bottle before capping it and putting it down on the side, looking over at Keith. I guess didnt think of that. So you never get thirsty or hungry or anything? No food.. Yeah you must be from hell. He concluded with a nod. God, did you even read what you were saying? and that isnt trying to be rude, how? Lance hummed, raising a brow with his question. Well cant read Latin either, so there you go. How about my deepest desire and wish is to tell you my name? Its Lance. There you go, have fun in hell. He said, half hoping it would work, half knowing it wouldnt. Stranger: No. Ive got no need for food or water-- he cut himself off with a huff of a laugh as Lance concluded that yeah, he must really be a demon if he didnt eat. God, this guy was weird. But amusing. That part was undeniable. Keith just sat there at Lances second question, A deadpan look on his face as he shot back, Well, Id say the rudeness of you summoning me here and disturbing me for /nothing/ outweighs my rudeness. Wouldnt you agree? He countered, A valid enough point. Lance. Nice name. knew a man, 12th century or so, also named Lance... youre... much easier on the eyes. God, that was a weird way to throw in a compliment, even for Keith. He found himself resisting the urge to cringe at his own statement, having to hold himself back from abusing his powers to erase the memory form both of their heads. Clearing his throat, he shook his head clear of thoughts. It doesnt work like that and you know it. He sighed, dragging a tires hand down his face. Im sorry that youre stuck with me. But its not that simple. You: Lance grinned as he heard Keith laugh; it was like music to his ears, as bad as that sounded. I didnt MEAN to get you here. That was an accident! You think Id want someone like you here?? Lance frowned, feeling his ears burn with what felt like shame. He really didnt mean to cause /anyone/ any disturbance, yet he had seemed to bring it upon both himself and a demon. Im glad can be eye candy for you? He frowned a little, not entirely sure if what Keith was saying was a compliment or not. You havent been around humans for a while, have you? Lance groaned at the confirmation of his plan not working, and moved to sit down on the floor, on the other side of the room to Keith. Cant you like read my mind or something? Tell me what want, what really, really want? Stranger: Keith opened his mouth to speak, smile still on his face, though he shut his mouth immediately as it registered what Lance had said. Someone like me? His smile had fallen, demeanor changed, now tense and clearly displeased. Offended, most definitely. The only way Lance coukd have phrased that worse was if hed called him something instead of someone. Last time hed heard something like That, it had been from a church six centuries ago trying to exorcise him. No, havent. Not since... dont know. Summoning me is difficult. The last time was on earth, you were dictated by the church and there was plague going around like it was the common cold. He paused. After seeing all That, you understand why chose to stay as far from humans as possible. Sickness and hatred of me. Nothing care for. Keith knew his words sounded harsh, but Lances insinuation that his presence was undesirable just because he was a demon had set him off more than just a little bit. No, cant. can read your mind, if wanted to, sure. But your deepest desires are things Not easily uncovered. Theyre too fluid for me to be able to read. Only you can. You: Lance rolled his eyes at Keiths demeanor change. Someone hot. told you that. cant deal well with hot people around me. get all.. Weird. He shook his head and looked over at the black hair, noticing how shiny it looked. I guess can understand why. But wasnt really around for that, so.. He trailed off with a shrug. Sorry for humanity, guess. He apologised. Ooh, go on. Read my mind. Lance perked up, looking extremely interested. dont even know what want, so how are we gonna find that out? He asked, again his mind going back to how soft and shiny Keiths hair looked, and how much he wanted to run his fingers through it. Stranger: I think youre probably just weird all the time. Keith said before he could stop himself, Tone deadpan. mean- no-- Well, actually, yes, but- he groaned, leaning forward with his head in his hands for a moment before standing up, beginning to pace. Youre... frustrating. Very frustrating. And then, because he realized that that too was more rude than hed intended, Ive never met someone who was so unsure of what they wanted. You dont want wealth or love or... usually this is so easy. Im in and out in ten minutes, tops, and never even learn their names. And they definitely dont... compliment me. Keith huffed, hands on his hips as he stopped pacing in the middle of the room, looking over at Lance with an analytical gaze. I dont know how were going to figure it out yet... well have to work it out together... and then, furrowing his brows, he spoke again, Thats really what youre thinking right now? Seriously? It brought the smile back to his face, albeit he still looked considerably confused. You want to-- to touch my hair? Are you kidding me, Lance? You: Well would be around you. Lance quipped back, just as quickly, taking no offence to Keiths words, choosing to just smile and laugh at his apparent frustration instead. know Im frustrating. How do you think feel? /l/ dont know what want. Its freaking horrible, Im just floating through life with no real meaning right now. He explained, ignoring the slight tug of sadness it gave him. At the confused-but-still- smiling look, Lance burst out laughing. Sorry! It just looks so soft, and Im really wondering how. Do you have showers and conditioner in hell? He asked with a grin, once he had stopped laughing at the confusion on the others face. He really did look adorable. He couldnt quite place the feeling he got when Keith had said his name like that.. It was odd, almost sentimental. Stranger: Keith listened to Lance ramble on about how he knew his head was a frustrating, confusing mess, and he wore a smile as he did, though it faltered slightly as he really thought over the statement. It was humorous, in a darkly funny sort of way, but it was also... sad. And all too easy for Keith to relate to. Lance didnt seem like the type to really show his sadness though, and theyvwerwnt quite on the level of discussing it anyway... so he left it at That, a shake of the head and a him of response. When Lance burst into laughter though, That brought his mood right back up in no time. God, it was contagious, Keith letting out his own slightly awkward laugh as well, still confused. Well, no just... dont know. Ive had a thousand years to tailor my appearance to satisfaction. guess its just... paid off, finally. Keith, almost subconsciously, reached a hand up to run through his hair, never really having given it much thought before now. Thank you, though. Im glad youre satisfied with my natural human form. Youre not too bad yourself. Though, for the record, can shift my appearance at will to cater to the situation or person if need be. You: Lance chose to ignore the expression he saw cross Keiths face when he said about his life, he noticed the falter in that beautiful smile, but wasnt comfortable breaching that subject just yet. So he grabbed his bottle from the side and downed the rest of his water. It certainly has paid off. A thousand years to look gorgeous, and by god, youve done it. He nodded, realising too late that he may still be tipsy from earlier. Oh well. It made him more honest, generally. Aw thanks, youre satisfied with my appearance too. Ill deal with that. You can what? He paused, looking at Keith with wide eyes. Thats amazing. So is this what you usually look like, or did you choose it because you know that you pretty much look like my dream guy right now? Stranger: God, either Lance had really underplayed how weird he got around people he considered to be attractive, or he was just really intoxicated and bad at flirting while tipsy. And, for Lances sake, Keith hoped it was the second, or the poor guy was sure to be loveless forever. Still, Keith just smiled, a slight flush rising to tint his pale cheeks pink. Well youre very... complimentary, arent you? He joked, brushing his hair back out of his eyes. can change my appearance at will. Technically, could be anyone you wanted me to right now. Keith explained simply, nodding a bit. Well, god, he held his face in his hands momentarily, somehow always caught a bit off guard by Lances compliments. This is my usual self, minus a few stereotypically demonic features, of course, so look like an average human. He explained, biting his lip and looking st Lance with a slight smirk. The dream guy aspect is just a bonus. A convenient one. You: Lance smiled sheepishly, a slow spread across his face as he raised his shoulders a little. cant help it. Youre hot, and Im weird.He said, by way of explanation. Lance listened carefully to the man speak, almost in awe at his words. At Keith holding his face in his hands, Lance laughed and his smile grew, proud of the reaction he got from the other. That was adorable. He muttered, probably a bit louder than hed have liked. Ooh. Ooh can see the features? That would be so cool. He asked, his heart pounding away when Keith bit his lip and smirked like that. It is definitely convenient for you, looking like that you could have me do whatever you wanted, and that would not be good. Stranger: Dont discredit yourself completely, he chastised, Youre plenty hot as well. Keith assured, shaking his head. As Lance laughed again, he felt a pang of happiness in his chest, just replaying the sound in his head a moment. What? He questioned, coming back to reality, only catching the last word of Lances sentence. Adorable, He connected the dots easily,immediately sputtering out, Oh no, am / not/ adorable. Im a demon, and the Prince of Hell, for Gods sake... should be... scary. That was never his goal though anyways... but still. Hed never had someone call him adorable in a non-patronizing way before. You... wanna see them? How look down in hell? Keith was suddenly hesitant, taking a step back. I dont know. dont want you to suddenly be freaked out. It might... not be pretty. He warned, frowning. The changes werent /drastic/, no, but they werent /normal/ either. You: Lance waved off Keiths compliment, despite flushing a hot red at it as well. He walked around the living room to stand right in front of Keith, surprised that he was ever so slightly taller than the Prince of Hell. It made him smile. You. Are. Adorable.He grinned, gently tapping Keith on the nose as he spoke, well aware that it could be a very dangerous thing to do. You dont look scary right now, you look adorable. Especially when you put your face in your hands. He stated, before tilting his head slightly as Keith stepped back. Then only change a little at a time. Yknow, first the... He made a very stereotypical gesture for horns. Then the.. He wiggled his hand by his bottom, imitating a tail. If you have one, mean. Ill try not to freak out, promise. Stranger: Keith wasnt sure what hed been expecting when Lance had walked over to stand in front of him, but he definitely hadnt been expecting Lances finger in his face, proven so by the way he initially tensed, eyes widening ever so slightly. If it had been any one else doing it, hed feel rather compelled to break every bone in their hand in alphabetical order... but it was Lance. And the stupid gesture sent sparks of energy through him, struggling to retain his neutral expression. Hey, quit, He mumbled, catching Keiths wrist in his hand after the taps, grip tight as he brought the hand back down, though it was clearly not meant in an aggressive way. More in an amused, slightly bewildered one. Id show you scary... but think Ill save it for when you /really/ piss me off. Which, Keith assumed, would probably be /never/. After watching Lance imitate the stereotypical demonic traits, he struggled to hold in a laugh, rolling his eyes before nodding. Okay, okay... but if get another set of keys whipped at my head, Im saving you a special seat in Hell. As he spoke, two horns sprouted from his head at the temples, black at the base transitioning up to red as they curved back at the tips. They werent too large, not adding much to his height, simply going up a few inches and curving backwards a few, but they werent the small costume pieces they were often depicted to be by humans. Well... ta-da? This all felt so awkward, but hey, if it was going to keep Lance interested, he figured why not? You: Lance winced slightly at the grip Keith used on his wrist, but kept a smile on his face, as he knew it wasnt meant to hurt him, so he didnt resist when he moved his hand down. Then dont say youre not adorable, when you so clearly are. He shrugged. When really piss you off, yeah? What could do that? hope youd be saving a special seat in Hell for the one who summoned you randomly anyway. And yeah, you still have those. Gimme. Lance held his hand out for the keys, which slowly fell to his side as he saw the horns grow from Keiths head. Lances jaw dropped at the same time his hand did, his eyes going wide. Wooooah. Thats so cool. And so pretty. mean.. The colour is so pretty. Wow. He said, after picking his jaw up from off of the floor. Stranger: ((Hey Im really sorry but Ive gotta go-- is there anywhere youd wanna continue this, though?)) You: (Im up for through email if youd like?)) Stranger: ((Sure! Whats your email? Ill shoot you my reply there when get back)) You: (Alright no worries (: Its Ctrl ATL_Deletehotmail.co.uk)) Stranger: (Alright, cool! Ill message you as soon as possible! Thanks for the awesome replies previously though, Im loving this so far!))
e9a50228a071f07b
Klance, Sheith
20181022115720
You: hey Stranger: hi You: can you see mer Stranger: mer? You: me Stranger: no You: well guess what Stranger: what You: will kill you
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youtube
20201107223654
Stranger: (*state your name, asr, preferred sex, triggers and what they do, limits and if you are comfortable with pics and leaving omegle*) You: Im Ava, 19F sub. My trigger is ASK FOR CONSENT it can allow you to do almost anything Stranger: hey You: Hello Stranger: hows it going You: Its going guess Stranger: okay You: And you? Stranger: im pretty good thanks Stranger: ASK FOR CONSENT You: Bruh. You really dont get it. Wow. You need to get a life. This is wrong, and you know it, trying to pull this shit without permission You: This guy literally thought my trigger was ASK FOR CONSENT. Im dead You: How horny do you have to be to be this dumb?
e9aed830f94533dc
Hypnosis, Hypno
20220823161453
You: hi Stranger: Hi You: hru Stranger: Im great. Ty for asking. You: cool Stranger: Hows life treating you right now?? You: just bored Stranger: Youve got internet connection. How can you still be bored? Ive just finished my workout like being fit. Do you like sports ? You: internet doesnt mean entertain Stranger: Id like to workout with you. After that we could stay at my place You: stay at your place? So- workout then horror movies? Stranger: dont want strangers to know where liveEJso yours guess. love movies aboutfii love the most. like where this chat is going, but Im going to take a bath right now, Im feeling very dirty. ZENE You: kk Stranger: Did you ever try having getting naughty in the bath with someone before? You: No Stranger: Nooo... Dont say no! You: You want me to lie? Stranger: wish you were here to help me clean myself, would like to fuck you till you cum on top of me. You: Im not into sexual things Stranger: really wantElyour hot jizz Im sorry, that Im being so desperate, Im getting very horny rn. You: more prefer rush from being devoured by fear Stranger: Ok know a amazing way to play with each other right now, we should do it here .. now see to my own priv profile - https:// fuckdatefy.com/missie5 L40RiEIE You: hence horror movies- and the fear devours the soul to an endless point of no return Stranger: Im going to start having a shower, if you would want to watch sign up and DM You: Pass You: You seemed normal You: guess youre just a horny bot You: Again Stranger: Most of the time watch some youtube videos to pass time.
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You: hi Stranger: hi f15 You: m 18 Stranger: from? You: india You: and u Stranger: norway You: so u must be in high school Stranger: yes Stranger: and you? You: tomorrow is valentines day ru planning any thing You: i m in college Stranger: nah i dont have a partner: You: first year Yo e too You: not yet Stranger: lol yeah Stranger: do you have a crush on someone? You: yes Stranger: why dont you ask them out? :) You: she is in other department You: j will Stranger: nice! i hope she says yes:) You: what about u You: u like someone Stranger: no everyone in my school is ugly tbh You: and u You: :) Stranger: what do you mean Imao :u are also in the same school You: i beg your pardon Stranger: that wasnt funny You: so what about your colony You: no one there Stranger: what is colony? You: locality in which you live Stranger: i live in oslo Stranger: with my family You: what is oslo Stranger: its the capital city in norway Stranger: its where i live You: okay You: so there must be many people living around yyou You: you might find someone like me Stranger: yeah, but we dont live in the rush city, its a small neighborhood Stranger: why would i find someone like you? You: because i m handsome Stranger: are you really? You: do u have any doubt You: about that Stranger: not at all You: you are smart i m handsome lets mingle Stranger: haha Stranger: dont you think im underage tho! Stranger: ?* You: are u? Stranger: im 16 You: wow You: today is your birthday Stranger: no? You: but now u turned 16 from 15 Stranger: when did i say i was 15? You: in the very first line You: last year Stranger: ooh im sorry, i typed wrong lol Stranger: im 16 You: now i like u more You: we are legal now Stranger: are you rich? You: not so much Stranger: thats okay, not me either You: but i have a bullet Stranger: thats cool Your: its a bike Stranger: how are you planning on asking your crush out? Your: i will go straight and tell her Yo orry You: i done know You: u tell me Stranger: haha i dont know either Yo ecause ij never asked my x gf You: it just happened Stranger: do you like chris hemsworth? Your i like to grow muscles like him You: im working onmy abs now Stranger: yeah, did you know he was in your country a while ago? Stranger: did you meet him? You: was he ? You: no Stranger: yeah! like a month or so You: yes ij rember Stranger: hes filming a new film You: he came to mumbai You: but i live in pune Stranger: oh, is that far away? You: u can say so Stranger: alright Stranger: id like to meet him some day Stranger: hes so hot You: yes You: i havent seen vinkings my friends are suggesting me You: what do u say Stranger: yes you should Stranger: its awesome You: okay ill watch then Stranger: but chris hemsworth isnt in vikings is he? You: i dont think so Stranger: hes in the thor movies Stranger: in marvel You: i know Stranger: do you like marvel? You: i do Stranger: whos your favorite? You: scarlet witch Stranger: oh yeah shes kinda hot Stranger: shes a nazi tho You: but she is hot Stranger: yeah Your j also like taylor Yo anna meet her some day You: in privete Stranger: taylor? You: private** Yo ie You: wif You: taylor swift You: darling Stranger: oooh haha alright Stranger: do you think shes hot? You: iknd of You: kind of Stranger: hm You: have u seen got Stranger: no i havent You: oh dear u should then Stranger: is it good? Your: it is wonderful You: ull love it Stranger: i should probably give it a try then You: u must You: were in relationship ever Stranger: do you like the band Queen? You: let me search the net for that Stranger: dont you know freddie mercury?? Stranger: they are singing the songs we are the champions and we will rock you and another one bites the dust Stranger: and bohemian rhapsody You: i know his name Stranger: theyre awesome its my favorite band ever You: but i havent listen his songs Stranger: what type of music do you like? You: should i listen to it Stranger: Yes!! you should You: jazz You: soft You: hindi music Stranger: i know an hindi actress Stranger: or i think shes hindi You: say her name Stranger: priyanka chopra? is that how you spell her name? You: let me guess You: fuc** You: i was about to say her name that the name ur gonna take is hers Stranger: hahah Stranger: shes pretty famous You: yes pc we call her You: her dad was in army Yo he studied in army school You: and also completed my schooling from that school she visited once Stranger: oh sweet Stranger: you know a lot about her Stranger: do you like her? You: yes You: same school Stranger: oh thats so cool You: but when i took admission she had already won miss world and was into bollywoo Stranger: ooh Stranger: shes very very beautiful You: ya she is You: were u ever been in a relation ship Stranger: yes i have Stranger: two You: wow Stranger: an you? You: when was your first Stranger: when i was 12 haha You: my first was when i was in 7th class Stranger: how many have you had? You: three Stranger: thats cool You: so have u did that Stranger: ?? what Stranger: had sex? You: what else You: sex Stranger: no im a vrigin You: j have had once she forced me You: what happened . i suppose u r blushing
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Stranger: Heyyy You: helloo Stranger: hows it going stranger? You: im tired lol but its okay Stranger: i feel that Imao You: how are you doing? Stranger: f here US btw Stranger: and Im just chilling too! You: f from Italy Stranger: oh nice to meet ya! You: Nice to meet you too You: im Sabrina Stranger: also completely random lol, but just ate lunch earlier and feel so bloated Stranger: Im Amanda You: did you eat a lot? You: j just ate dinner lol Stranger: did yes Imao and it was a mistake Stranger: this is probably tmi lol but just feel gassy You: HAHAHAHAH Stranger: Imao dont laugh! You: Im sorry it was funny Stranger: okay actually its really funny haha You: yea lol but eat while you cannnn srsly You: im on a diet You: so im dying to eat something good lol Stranger: omg feel for you so much Stranger: ive been trying to eat healthier too but everything keeps giving me gas Imao Stranger: do you get like that too? You: well actually the opposite thing usually happens to me You: i feel so much better when eating vegetables etc but at the same time i want to eat CHOCCOLATE AND FRIES Strange mg yessssss Stranger: i am just so sick of eating beans and broccoli and stuff though Imao Stranger: it makes me so bloated You: ohhhhh well beans and broccoli DO have that kind of outcome Imao Stranger: oh? What do you mean lol You: its the type of vegetables / legumes youre eating :) these ones are known for making you feel bloated and well, making you fart a lot You: if you eat too much of them Stranger: OMG that makes me feel so much better Imao! thought this was just me! You: Noooo its not just you dont worry haha Stranger: oh thank goodness hahaha. Do you ever eat too many beans or broccoli too sometimes? You: YES dont like broccoli but eat a loot of beans sometimes Stranger: oh no Imao. What happens? You: Welllllll lets say cant see my boyfriend right afterwards Imao Stranger: HAHAHA noooooo why! You: BECAUSE would have to hold my farts!! Stranger: YES OMG You: or fart in front of him Imao Stranger: do that around my bf too and it KILLS my stomach Imao! You: IT HURTS SO MUCH!!! Stranger: LITERALLY Stranger: had to do that earlier today after ate a bunch of veggies, and am SO gassy right now Imao You: Im praying for you sis Imao Stranger: bestie just wanna fart Imao You: there is an actual saying here where i live,,, like when someone farts and it smells horrible someone would say what did you eat, pasta with beans?? You: its so funny now that i think about it Stranger: oh NOOOOO hahaha! Omg! feel attacked You: how did i end up talking about farts with you aaaaaa You: im sorry Stranger: noooo this has been so nice! Youre making me feel so much more normal about this! Stranger: i was so embarrassed earlier lol You: theres no need to feel embarassed! Stranger: wait no way Stranger: you dont think its gross if fart? Haha You: of course not Stranger: omg you are my favorite person You: Imao Stranger: need to just let it out Imao Im sorry. My stomach hurts so bad right now You: do you hold it in even if theres no one around you? You: Its unhealthy girllll let the gas out Imao Stranger: sometimes do haha, just feel bad! Stranger: are you feeling a little gassy too? Lmao You: hahaha noo not right now Stranger: hey thats okay lol! Youre still making me feel much more normal about it Stranger: was googling earlier and some people were saying laying on your side helps if you feel super bloated You: i know weve been joking about it, but its a totally normal thing that your body does, theres nothing to be ashamed of okay? You: yeah maybe that can help Stranger: omg you are the biggest sweetheart Stranger: i adore you You: kdfskldfkj dont make me blush Stranger: and you know what? Youre right. Its totally natural. And if my bf cant handle a girl that farts, he doesnt deserve me. You: EXACTLY You: One time farted in front of my boyfried because it just came out and couldnt stop it You: and i felt a bit embarassed about it Stranger: Awwwww! You: but he immediately said dont worry baby what are you embarassed about You: idk he was sweet haha You: but that should be normal Stranger: OMG love your boyfriend already lol You: he is kind of great, i hope yours is too as well Stranger: well hopefully he still loves me, because he is coming over in a little bit Stranger: and am farting up a storm right now Imao You: IM DYING You: HAHAHA Stranger: cant help it hahaha! It honestly feels like such a relief to let it out You: YASSSSSS. Stranger: had no idea beans give you such bad gas Imao You: yea well i guess if we didnt have that saying i wouldnt have known either Stranger: am just unbelievably thankful right now that they dont smell bad lol Stranger: but my farts so loud haha You: tmi but i can do them silently You: but they smell baddddddddddd Stranger: omg mine are silent and usually smell awful Imao Stranger: do you warn people before you let it rip? Haha You: DONT Stranger: NOOOOOO. OMG Stranger: Why are you like this hahahaha You: HAHAHAHA You: Well if do it in front of my sisters wont say anything You: In front of others hold them in Stranger: omg you are the most hated sister Imao, already know it. You: NAH THEY DO WORSE Stranger: WHAT You: only do not warn them because they never have! Stranger: oh my goodness thats so scary lol You: My elder sister POOPS while Im in the bathroom with her You: And have to run OUT Stranger: LMAO she is like, do what want., You: YEA Stranger: cant imagine you all being in the same room together when yall have gas Imao You: Its a mess. Stranger: hahahaha what do you meeeeean Stranger: its time with the family lol You: yeaaa and sunday well have easter family lunch You: well eat a ton of stuff Stranger: yasssss, me too! Stranger: and love hard boiled eggs too Imao You: what do you usually eat that day? Stranger: easter ham, and sides and pies for dessert and stuff. And then hard boiled eggs of course! Stranger: hopefully my bf is ready for my gas Imao You: HAHA You: If hes coming over dont let me keep you Stranger: no youre totally fine! love talking to you haha Stranger: im just chilling right now anyway Stranger: my stomach is also feeling much better Imao You: okay just tell me when you have to go You: im glad! Stranger: well thank you! And yasssss Stranger: although its kind of smelly now Imao You: open the windows girl lol Stranger: omg is that a thing haha? Have you had to do that too? You: well i do it in the bathroom Imao Stranger: Omg couldnt Imao Stranger: id be going to the bathroom every 15 minutes You: noo i mean i open the window when its smelly in the bathroom Stranger: OHHH yes totally get that Imao Stranger: just meant my toots are starting to smell bad lol You: what are toots? Stranger: OH HAHA thats what my sister and calla fart sometimes Stranger: a toot! Lol You: OH okay Stranger: its an adorable word Imao You: yea it is hahahah You: adding that to my english vocabulary Imao Stranger: omg yasssssssss Stranger: why does that make me so happy You: because youre adorable Stranger: AWWWW Stranger: i wanna hug you a million times lol. love you Stranger: but if you hug me please dont squeeze me Imao You: HAHAHA You: LOVE how this conversation carries itself on farts Stranger: HAHAHA cant help itttttt. Im so sorry Imao Stranger: literally feel pregnant with gas lol You: im dYING TELL YOU Stranger: HAHAHA what do you mean! Why? You: Its a way of saying that Im laughing too hard Imao Stranger: omg yassss hahahaha. Why am making you laugh? You: because i relate Imao have felt like this You: im lactose intollerat Stranger: omg NO. What do ya mean? You: CANNOT eat or drink stuff made with milk without feeling like this Stranger: oh noooo. But dairy is SO yummy Stranger: do you ever just say screw it and drink milk anyway? Lmao You: know my favorite thing have dairy in it! Stranger: NOOO omg you poor girl You: Yes sometimes drink it anyway, but have found a food supplement that lets me do it without feeling bad afterwards You: so when i want to eat pizza for example i take that thing Stranger: aw well thats good then! Thats the best of both worlds lol Stranger: if you dont take it and you eat pizza or something cheesy. Is it just all bad? Lmao You: yea i did it recently and i have spent a lot of time in the bathroom Imao Stranger: noooooo! Is it just a lot of gas? You: not just gas lol Stranger: Omg you poor baby Stranger: thats never fun lol You: hehe but sometimes u gotta drink that choccolate milk Stranger: yasssss queen! Stranger: Literally me earlier when was eating an entire bowl of beans and broccoli lmao You: That explains ittttt You: Are you feeling better? Stranger: a little bit yes lol, but also cant stop passing gas haha You: sometimes a tea can help Stranger: oooh! What kind of tea? You: when j feel bloated i drink some fennel tea You: it helps with this stuff Stranger: oh gosh that sounds so yummy Stranger: wish had that lol. Do you ever try like yoga when youre feeling bloated? You: havent ever done yoga You: does it help ? Stranger: omg YES haha You: didnt knooow Stranger: people online were saying to lay on your back and pull your knees to your chest Stranger: so your butt is kinda up in the air lmao You: that would make me throw up i dont know about you Imaoo Stranger: Omg its just been making me fart lol You: Maybe thats the point haha Stranger: its been working so well other than the fact that my farts are so silent now Imao You: thats good, this way you can fart in front of you bf hahaha Stranger: OMG NO cant do it hahaha. cant Stranger: just got a whiff of one of them and I am like gagging Stranger: they are like rotten eggs Imao You: HAHAHAHA You: Literally bean farts Stranger: omg NOOO. Are yours like that too?! You: When eat beans YES Stranger: NOOOO omg why is it like that?! You: i dont knooow hahaha Stranger: am so nervous at this point lol You: whyyy Stranger: maybe my bf will secretly think my farts are cute? Thats the only thing that could save me Imao You: if he loves you,,, he will have a farting contest with youl! Stranger: omg PLEASE Stranger: would love nothing more hahaha You: just tell him like,, babe tonight i have something special planned for you You: a farting contest Stranger: LMAO You: dying to know what will happen at this point Stranger: am literally going to be sitting next to him on the couch Stranger: and Im just gonna lift my butt up and fart Imao You: LOVE THAT IDEA HAHAHA Stranger: thanks for coming over to hang out with me babe hahaha You: im laughing so hard aaaaaaaa Stranger: ij am actually terrified for my life lol because KNOW fart in my sleep You: OH MY GOD MY SISTER DOES THAT ALL THE TIME Stranger: NOOOOO omg what You: You think youll fart while hes sleeping next to you? Imaoo You: Hey hell have to hear you fart at some point Stranger: AM SO SCARED hahaha You: ITLL BE FINE Stranger: CANT Stranger: they literally just stink Imao. am like plugging my nose You: maybe if you take a dump it will stop? Stranger: thats the problem lol! dont feel like have to You: drink girl dRINK Stranger: honestly, am about to scream Imao Stranger: because the pasta with beans was super yummy and secretly want more for dinner Stranger: BUT CANT You: what if you make your bf eat it too? lol Stranger: omg YES Stranger: and you too! Please come over and let me cook for you Imao You: hell be too distracted with his own gas to notice yours lol You: WOULD LOVE THAT HAHA Stranger: LMAO yasssss my queen Stranger: come on over! You: * booking a flight to the other side of the world * Stranger: you are low key making me fall in love Imao. never thought would fall for an italian girl Stranger: but adore youuuu You: Omg lowkey blushing Stranger: my queeeeen 3 You: have been laughing in front of my laptop chatting with you so thank you for lifting my spirits Stranger: oh my gosh me too! Thats so sweet to hear Stranger: just wanna give you a million hugs haha You: Me too haha 3 Stranger: HONESTLY wanna date you Imao Stranger: and you wont call me gross if burp or fart around you, so youre way better than my bf. HAHA You: HONESTLY me too but dont tell that to my bf Stranger: yassssss omg come to me You: Imaooo0o0 Stranger: ALSO, dont care what you think, will absolutely beat you in a farting contest Imao You: HAHAHAHA that depends on how much dairy eat Stranger: oh gosh haha. Does dairy actually make it that bad? You: It does for me lol Stranger: Imao! Well come on over sis because made really cheesy pasta haha You: DROOLING RN You: only ate a chicken burger with carrots tonight Stranger: wait a second, that sounds delicious too Imao Stranger: but yassss come over and Ill cook for you and we can watch scary movies! You: yea it was good but its not the mcdonalds kind of burger, just meat and carrots You: but im a pasta person You: Yassss eating and watching movieees Stranger: yesssss! Come on over haha Stranger: although dont share a blanket with me because Ive been letting it rip under the blanket Imao You: LMAQOO000000000 You: Ill bring my own blanket! Stranger: CANT HELP IT. Hahaha. Do you know when you just literally cant hold in the farts? You: YES You: HORRIBLE Stranger: its embarrassing or whatever but literally just cant help it Imao You: Do it the gas has to end at some point lol Stranger: will you still date me even though Im really unladylike? Haha You: would date you exactly because of these types of conversations! Stranger: OMG whaaaaat Stranger: you wouldnt mind if we dated and farted around you?! Haha You: its fun to be able to talk freely Stranger: yassssss You: No wouldnt mind! Not if you dont do it in my face lol Stranger: LMAO Stranger: honestly kinda wanna stick your head under the blankets just for a second HAHA You: now THAT wouldnt like HAHA Stranger: okay fine Imao, you can do it to me afterwards You: Then YES its fine hahahaha Stranger: and honestly Ill just say it Imao, am a really cuddly/snuggly person Stranger: so love to cuddle lol You: Me tooooo cuddle with my bf all the time Stranger: yassssss omg Stranger: Ill snuggle you but youre gonna have to deal with my gas lol You: its fine girl bc youre gonna have to deal with mine too Stranger: HONESTLY, think your farts are absolutely adorable Imao You: how would you know that? haha Stranger: just love how open and honest you are about stuff! You seem so comfortable with yourself Stranger: and honestly its attractive. its so nice to talk to someone whos so confident. You: girl let me tell you iam EVERYTHING but confident!! i simply recognize that certain things are normal thats all You: but thank you, you are so sweet! Stranger: 3 you are honestly beautiful inside and out. Stranger: Its embarrassing but am actually crushing on you right now Imao You: Ohhh youre literally the cutest Stranger: OMG Stranger: hate you lol. Italian girls are such troublemakers, swear to god You: Whaaaaaaaaaaat didnt do anything hahaha Stranger: LMAO my bf is in such trouble right now Stranger: Ive never fallen for a girl before haha You: AM THE FIRST GIRL CRUSH Stranger: YES You: OH MY GOD Stranger: AND Stranger: REALLY hope you like curvy girls with long hair Imao You: DO. Stranger: OMG You: YOU SAY IM A TROUBLEMAKER BUT YOU ARE MAKING ME BLUSH HAVE A BOYFRIEND AAAA Stranger: YASSSSSS PLEEEEASE hahaha Stranger: gush for me Stranger: bet you are so frickin gorgeous omg You: wouldnt say Im gorgeous sdndkdskjdskdfskl You: i lost my ability to talk Stranger: HAHA oooooh Stranger: Am making it hard for you to collect your thoughts? You: You are so flirty sTOP- Stranger: MHMMMM Stranger: and YOU love it, beautiful girl. What does that make you? You: what does that make me? Stranger: youre curioussssss haha Stranger: and its totally fine! Thats natural. You: ammm Stranger: Omg Stranger: just wanna push your hair behind your ears and give you a million kisses on your cute face You: you are making me so blushy its unbelievable Stranger: youre SO cute ugh. just wanna keep you in my pocket. Stranger: Let me just wrap my arms around your waist and stare into your pretty eyes You: you seriously have a way with words Yo cant do that kind of thing You: how Stranger: oh yes you can babe! Stranger: Im a Latina! Just let me seduce you You: OH IT SHOWS Stranger: HAHA Stranger: well you would adore me in person! Because Im pretty busty and of course have a huge booty Imao. You: already adore you You: have to go unfortunately, itll be bedtime soon Stranger: deal! Im coming with haha Stranger: give me the nighttime cuddles You: would SO cuddle you You: But seriously need to go Stranger: ugh my queeeeeen You: it was the best conversation i ever had on here Stranger: you as well! Honestly. You: Thank you for being the most adorable and flirty person ever You: bet your bf enjoys that very much Stranger: well you are very welcome! Hahaha Stranger: thank you for letting me vent about being gassy Imao You: good luck on the gas thing haha You: Goodbye! 3 Stranger: goodbye my love! 3
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You: finally some smart people Stranger: yes, finally. You: press 1 if you can hear me just fine Stranger: i cant hear you. You: then dont press 1 You: press 2 if the connection is still choppy You: ok good You: sometimes i like to do a good old 68.99 with the ladies amiright? You: press 420 if im right
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Stranger: Military!John Sherlock ended the relationship before John left because he couldnt handle any possible news of death/ injury. John has recently been sent back on injury 1m back. JW Six months early. Shouldnt be back until December, but here we are. JW dont know if you care. dont know if you even want to hear from me, but 1m back. JW I just thought you should know. JW You: Why are you back so early? SH Stranger: ran into some trouble. JW You: Define trouble. SH Stranger: A raid on the hospital. JW You: Are you hurt? SH Stranger: Yes.JW You: How bad? SH Stranger: Badly enough to get sent home. JW You: More specific? SH Stranger: got shot three times and broke four ribs. JW You: Where are you now? SH Stranger: Hackney. JW You: Hackneys only hospital closed in 95, so Im taking it that you have been released? SH Stranger: Ive got a flat. JW You: Good, Great. Im glad youre home. SH Stranger: am too. JW You: For good? SH Stranger: Yes. JW You: Good. SH Im glad that you wont be going back. SH Stranger: So am , in a way. JW You: Just in a way? SH Stranger: felt like shouldve done more out there. JW You: You always think you need to save the world, John. SH Stranger: Is that such a bad thing? JW You: It got you hurt. SH Stranger: saved so many people in the process. JW You: am sure you think so. But would prefer if you hadnt got hurt. SH Stranger: know. would too, but it was a small price to pay. JW You: dont think agree with you there)) You: SH* Stranger: know. JW You made that one clear. JW You: wish hadnt been right. SH Stranger: Im still alive. W) You: But you could have been killed. SH Stranger: know. JW You: would have hated for that to happen. SH Stranger: Sherlock, none of this was against you, JW You: know it wasnt. But you should have stayed home. SH Stranger: saved so many lives. JW You: Id argue it wouldnt be worth it. SH Stranger: Of course it was worth it. W You: disagree. SH Stranger: Hundreds of people wouldve been dead otherwise. JW You: But none of them would have been you. SH Stranger: How can you tell me that you dont care when youre still saying this? JW You: dont care about them. SH Stranger: You told me that you didnt care about me either. JW You: An obvious lie, wasnt it. SH Stranger: It didnt feel like it. J You: did my best to make sure it didnt. SH Stranger: Ive missed you. WJ You: missed you too. SH Stranger: Can see you? JW You: Of course. Yes. Id like that. SH Stranger: Where? JW You: Barts? Would that work? SH Stranger: Are you there now? JW You: Yes. In the morgue. SH Stranger: Ive just come out of an appointment, could come to see you. JW You: Sure. Of course. Ill wait around. SH Stranger: Ill be 10 minutes. JW You: Im not going anywhere. SH Stranger: Good. JW You: Sherlock put his phone away, taking one last look at the body he had been examining. The case was simple enough, really. He had been poisoned, yes. This part was true. But before the poison had taken effect, he had suffered a heart attack, quite naturally. So if anything, his wife should be arrested for attempted murder. Nothing else. But he couldnt bring himself to really think about that further. John was back home. John was safe, but also wounded. Sherlock didnt like the latter part. So while he was happy to have John home, he was also very nervous. They hadnt seen each other since before the fall out they had where Sherlock had told him the biggest lie he had ever concocted - that he didnt care about John. He did care. He cared a lot. Enough that he hadnt slept or eaten properly since John left his room that night. Only enough to sustain him, and even then, barely so. But now he was going to see John again. He looked a mess, he was aware of that. So while he waited he did his best to fix his unruly curls and smooth out his clothes. Stranger: John was a wreck himself, wounded and hurt, everything aching. He didnt know quite how to sort himself out aside from the bi-weekly hospital appointments he was meant to be attending. He had been shot in the thigh, shoulder and abdomen, and all of that was obvious by the way he walked and the way he held himself. He looked like the army had added 20 years onto his life, and it was heartbreaking. He felt so alone in the last few days he had been home for. London without Sherlock was bleak and pointless, but as he caught a glimpse of him fixing his hair from the corner of the window, he allowed himself to hope. Your hair looks fine. Always does. He said, pushing the door open and leaning against the frame. You: Sherlock froze up at the sound of a voice so familiar he could have recognised it if he was deaf. Not quite logical, but it felt that way to him. John Watsons voice was the most wonderful thing Sherlock had ever listened to. The compliment flew over his head, all he really cared about was John in that moment. The detective turned around, rather embarrassed that John had caught him in a moment of pointless vanity. John.. he murmured, his hands itching to hold Johns. His eyes scanned him over, reading what information that he could from him. You need to sit down, he concluded, frowning a bit. He didnt know what to do, just that he wanted to do something to help the other, and to avoid talking about the time they had been apart. He wanted to go back in time and pretend it never happened. But both of them were physical reminders of what had happened, so that wouldnt be possible. Stranger: John nodded, going to sit in one of the lab stools. It was difficult to angle himself in a way that was comfortable, but he managed it after a while of shuffling. wasnt sure if youd want to see me. Im quite relieved, to tell you the truth. He admitted, leaning his elbows on the counter. He could see the body that Sherlock must have been examining, and it was nice to know that he was still doing his casework. He could feel Sherlocks eyes on him, deducing all he could about his condition. John liked that though, it meant he didnt have to go on about himself. You: I.. Sherlock started. He was about to tell John that he always wanted to see him. Which was true - he would never tell John no to see him. But he had done just that by lying to him. He had pushed him away to make sure that Sherlock himself wouldnt be hurt. But it had led nowhere. His heart was still breaking as he watched John move onto that chair, struggling to get settled. He awkwardly covered up the body. He wasnt sure that was a proper thing to talk about during their first meeting after Johns return. wish you had stayed home, he murmured in the end. His way of telling John that he missed him without using those words exactly. Stranger: The sigh that left Johns lips was soft. He knew how Sherlock wanted him to stay home, they had argued it countless times, and he really couldnt do it again, but this was a whole different tone. No longer an argument, but Sherlock being honest and vulnerable. know you do. But theres nothing we can do about it now. He said, his voice gentle. Barely even audible in the room. And know that you didnt want to see me like this, but cant help it. You: Sherlock didnt want to fight. Not anymore. He had never in his life felt the need to fight anybody on anything. He hadnt cared enough. All the times he and John had fought it had been because Sherlock had cared too much. For the longest of time, he had regretted that. That he allowed John to make him love him. Sighing, he ran his fingers through his curls, pushing them back from his face. No.. suppose you are right, he murmured, looking down. If he was going to be absolutely honest, he was relieved, more than anything, to see John alive. am sorry that lied. Stranger: It hurt to see Sherlock like that, so exposed and vulnerable. He was watching him look down, avoid eye contact like a dog that was being shouted at. He didnt want to make him feel like that. Sherlock was stressed and confused and John could see it on his face, he just wanted to reach forward and stop all of the negativity that had been suspended between them for years. Sherlock, come here. John said, holding out a hand. It was a simple enough request, but it held so much more than that. He was Calling for an end to it. You: Those words could have melted Sherlocks heart had it been made of ice. Many people would argue that that was the case, that Sherlock Holmes didnt have a heart even. But John, of all people, knew that wasnt true. And unlike any other person Sherlock knew, John knew exactly what to say to make him respond. The detective looked up at the sound of the words and spotted Johns outstretched hand, a sigh of relief escaping his lips. He didnt hesitate before he took the few steps needed to reach John, placing his own hand in the now former soldiers, now rougher than he remembered. More calloused. But they still felt safe and warm. Sherlock didnt notice the smile that was tugging at the corners of his mouth as he sat down next to John, holding on to his hand. Stranger: The minute Sherlocks hand touched his, John felt the tension and the worry melt away. He kept hold of him as Sherlock came to sit beside him and he turned, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. His own shoulder ached in complaint, but he didnt care. He had Sherlock, and he was holding him and Sherlock was smiling and everything was almost right in the world. Im so tired of all of this hurt. He said softly, resting his head on Sherlocks shoulder. You: Sherlock leaned down, trying to ease the pain that John was feeling. He could feel the tension in the other mans hold, which surely came from the wounds he had sustained. It hurt to know that John was going to be in pain for a very long time. If only there was a way to take that away from him, but Sherlock knew it wasnt possible. But that wasnt the kind of hurt John was talking about, that much was clear. He breathed out softly as he leaned into the other, his own head resting on Johns good one. I cant say am particularly fond of it either, he murmured, closing his eyes. For a moment, he wanted to pretend that nothing was wrong in the world.. Stranger: For that time, John could have pretended that they were how they had been before all of this had come up and ruined them. Before the war came along and Johns determination to save lives was their downfall. He brought his hand up to Sherlocks hair, stroking through it gently and most likely ruining the work Sherlock had put into it when he was fussing over his hair earlier, but he didnt mind and he knew Sherlock wouldnt either. They were right again, where they should be. How have you been since? You: This was what should have been all along. The feeling of Johns fingers in his hair helped the detective relax further into the mists of memories of time gone by. The past many years it seemed that their fight had been played on repeat in Sherlocks mind, the same words over and over again. They had been very intentional, very much thought through before he had picked them to form the most perfect sentences to push John away. His plan had worked. But Sherlock had regretted them ever since. So Johns question made him shudder. Dreadful. Absolutely horrendous, he admitted with a sigh, his fingers clutching on to Johns jacket as he spoke. What about you? Stranger: Something similar. John said, his hands toying with different curls, wrapping some around his finger and then letting them fall again. He could touch Sherlocks hair all day and not get bored. He could feel Sherlocks fingers in his jacket and everything felt so right, like he had got everything he needed. In a way, he had. Everything had been miserable without Sherlock, but now he had him back. It was rewarding, helping the people out there, but being back home and being useless has been awful. You: Whatever John did or said, Sherlock couldnt help but relax further into the other man. The way Johns fingers played through Sherlocks hair was a reminder of how good they had had it together. How easily John Watson could make him forget about the rest of the world. It had been a trick that Sherlock had tried to duplicate many a time since John had left, but it had never quite worked out. Frowning, he put his arms around Johns waist, holding him as much as he dared without putting pressure on his wounds. You are not useless, John. Youre wonderful, he murmured softly. wanted to leave London. To retire and never look back after you left. London is not London without you. Stranger: John could tell just how gentle Sherlock was being, not wanting to put any pressure on his body because he wasnt sure where the wounds were. It was lovely, and it made Johns heart ache with how much they had lost out on. He closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. He nodded, London isnt the same without you either. Its slow and dull and nothing exciting is going on. Its cold. He said, his fingers stilling in Sherlocks hair as he truly understood what was going on. None of this was quite appropriate for their setting right now. We should go somewhere else. The morgue isnt the place for this. You: As soon as John stopped moving his hand, Sherlock frowned and froze up. He wanted the touch, needed the reassurance that John really was back and that he wasnt going to leave again. But before he could lift his head, John continued to speak and Sherlocks heart skipped a beat. This could only mean something good, he hoped. Of course not, he concurred and sat up, thinking for a moment. We can go home. To my flat, mean, he offered rather awkwardly. Perhaps it was too soon. But god he hoped not. Stranger: The idea of going back to Baker Street was a charming one, being back on their sofa, Sherlocks head in his lap as it always used to be. It used to help him think. Then take me home. John said softly, standing and tucking his phone into his back pocket. He walked towards the door of the morgue, urging Sherlock to get up and follow him. He was excited to be back, a cup of tea in his hands and the nice warmth of their flat to look forward to. But it wasnt theirs anymore. You: The urgency with which John moved was endearing. It told Sherlock exactly what he had hoped for for all these years; that John still belonged in Baker Street, with Sherlock. Hopefully for good this time. He didnt hesitate before he stood up, following the doctor and catching up easily with him. It was still much too soon, but he wanted to ask John to move in again. Perhaps let it happen naturally. He wast entirely sure just yet. But it didnt matter. It took them couple of minutes before they reached the street, but once there Sherlock hauled a cab immediately, giving the driver the address to their flat. As soon as they settled in the backseat, he reached for Johns hand, smiling softly at the other man. Stranger: John took Sherlocks hand in the back of the cab, squeezing it easily and familiarly, like it was the most normal gesture on earth. Once, it would have been. Being in the back of a cab with Sherlock was exhilerating, though it was such a basic, mundane thing. He brought excitement to the most boring of things, and he didnt think he could put up with London without Sherlock. He had struggled since his return. Have you looked after the place? You: Sherlock smiled as John squeezed his hand. It was another one of those small and seemingly insignificant things that he had missed about their relationship. It had been clear very early on that he was going to be missing even the physical aspect, but he never realised just how much something as simple as John squeezing his hand had meant to him. I havent changed a thing, he admitted sheepishly. Granted, that might have helped prolonging his own heartache. Every part of the flat had become a reminder of John. Mrs Hudson cleans it every week. dont always have time for it, he continued. Granted, he had taken up more cases to occupy his mind, not that that had always worked. Stranger: John hummed softly, Im sure Mrs Hudson loved that, He said a little sarcastically, but he was glad that the place had some kind of upkeep. It couldve got messy, and he was glad that it didnt. He didnt want to have to clean everything and get it all up to a living standard. It was upsetting to hear that Sherlock had kept everything the same, that he hadnt changed anything, but it was nice to know that if John wanted to come back, there may be a chance. I cant wait to see it again. You: She was absolutely thrilled, Sherlock chuckled, remembering how she had complained from the moment John had left the flat for good. Or what seemed to be for good. She would be happy to see him back. Sherlock was certain that she would immediately get to work to make sure that John would feel right at home again, which was exactly what Sherlock wanted as well. You will see, he murmured softly and scooted closer to John. It didnt matter that the cabbie was watching them. All Sherlock cared about was the fact that he and John were together again. Once the cab arrived at 221b, Sherlock paid for the tide and stepped out and all but ran to unlock the door. Welcome home, John. Stranger: John chuckled softly, getting out of the cab and following on from Sherlock. He limped a little, trying to control it as he got to their front door. Home. The word home was nice, it made him feel like he still belonged there, and that was more reassuring than anything. Ive missed this. He said, placing a gentle hand at Sherlocks waist as he unlocked the door and pushed it open, letting them both in. It smelled exactly the same, bare hints of baking from Mrs Hudson and the strange chemical tint from upstairs. He wouldnt have it any other way.# You: This was all right, the way Johns hand rested on his waist and the soft chuckle that the doctor emitted. It was all good signs. Sherlock felt elevated at the thought that all this, everything would work out. He watched the man for a moment, nodding his head. missed it as well, he murmured softly, looking John over with a chuckle, Ill make us some tea, he offered and headed into their flat. More than anything, he wanted to stay near by John. But he also wanted him to be able to look around and take in their home again. It never stopped being Johns home in Sherlocks mind after all. Stranger: John made his way up the stairs, a little slower than he usually would, but being shot in the leg tended to slow things down quite a bit. He made his way to the top and leaned against the wall, watching Sherlock with a soft smile on his face. We could do what we normally did. Takeaway and some awful movie? He offered, knowing that those two things would make him feel completely comfortable and at home, acting as he used to in his home with Sherlock. You: That is a wonderful suggestion, John, Sherlock chuckled. Had it been anybody but John, he would have never accepted the suggestion. He didnt have time for terrible movies unless it was with John. John had a knack for making even the most terrible situations thrilling. He picked up his phone and ordered Chinese, the same thing that he remembered John used to love, all the while brewing the tea. He finally turned back to John with a smile on his lips once all was settled. You should sit down, darling. Food should be here soon enough, he said without thinking about it, the words flowing naturally from his lips. Stranger: John relaxed on the sofa, leaning back into the soft cushion, so unlike the hard thing that he had back at his own flat. It really was miserable in there. When Sherlock ordered his usual meal, he smiled, feeling almost like the last few years of war hadnt happened. Just some residual aches and pains after a normal day. Sit down here with me. He said, his voice gentle as he shuffled aside. He had the remote for the TV already, selecting some film he hadnt seen before. You: This whole thing just felt right, the scene was like out of a dream. John on the sofa, flipping through channels while Sherlock was doing whatever - in this case ordering food. Sherlock had lost count of how many times he had dreamed up this exact moment. It was often enough that he barely dared believe that it was actually happening. But it was. Sherlock made his way over to the sofa, settling in next to John what a soft smile. All was right in the world. Would you like to stay the night, Sherlock murmured, resting against Johns side. Perhaps a bit fast, but Sherlock didnt care. He just wanted John to stay, not just for tonight. Forever. Stranger: Having Sherlock against his side just felt so natural. He wrapped an arm around his shoulder, propping his leg up on the corner of the table as he used to. He nodded, Id love to, John said, stroking up and down Sherlocks arm absently as the film got started. Something older, maybe mid 90s, but it seemed entertaining enough. He didnt even think about the eventuality of him having a nightmare, it didnt even seem plausible for tonight. He was too calm and satisfied. You: There was a relief when John agreed to stay. The possibility that John could have rejected the offer had crossed Sherlocks mind, but not until after he had uttered the words and it was too late to take back. But John agreed to stay and Sherlock let out a breath he didnt know he had been holding. It would be alright. Sighing, he closed his eyes and listened to John breathing for a bit, trying to get an idea of how the other was feeling. Hopefully it wasnt wishful thinking when John seemed to be completely relaxed. Sherlock reached for Johns free hand, holding it as if John would disappear if he let go. Good. Thank you, he murmured and settled in to watch the movie. Stranger: Within a few moments, John had settled into a lying position, lying back on the sofa with Sherlock beside him. It was comfortable and it felt so right to be lying there with him like that. He pressed a soft kiss to Sherlocks shoulder and closed his eyes, no longer caring one bit about the film. Not when he had Sherlock so close to him, breathing and holding and doing everything that John loved so much. You: ((Moment, Im so sorry)) You: The kiss was a surprise. It happened seemingly out of the blue but it was very welcome and left a gentle smile on the detectives lips. This was all that Sherlock could have ever wanted. Humming, the detective turned his head, watching John. He was much more interesting than the movie anyways. Youre rather distracting, he teased softly, his voice barely audible against the audio of the movie. Stranger: So are you. couldnt tell you what the hell has been going on. John said with a soft chuckle, just pulling Sherlock a little closer now he was facing him. He loved this, the closeness and the calmness. There were no bombs going off around them, no guns, no war. Just the two of them in their safe little flat in London and he wouldnt have it any other way. He continued to stroke over his back and his shoulder, just touching and re-learning. You: Wasnt that wonderful, the way John pulled him closer. Sherlock more than happily shuffled closer with his movement, his own hand coming up to cup Johns cheek gingerly. I am glad I can still manage to do that, he murmured, looking into Johns eyes. This was just so right. The detective took a deep breath, his eyes closing for a moment as Johns hands traced his back and shoulders. This was what it should have been, always. Before he could stop himself, Sherlock leaned in closer, closing the gap between the two of them as he pressed a gentle kiss to Johns lips, just like he would have done years ago. Stranger: John kissed him back, relaxing instantly into it. The first kiss was gentle, as it always was. But John dared to take it further, hitching him the smallest bit closer and kissing him with a little more force. A little more need. He could communicate every single thing he was thinking when he kissed Sherlock like that. He knew that Sherlock would understand. He wanted to touch Sherlock everywhere. To stroke his back and his hair and touch the small of his back, where he was soft and warm. He adored every inch of him. You: As John not only returned the kiss but deepened it, brought more passion into it, Sherlock let out a shaky breath. It was everything that he had longed for for all those years. From the second they had parted until this very moment, all Sherlock had wanted was for John to return into his life again, and for John to have missed him as much as Sherlock had missed him. All it took to convince Sherlock that that was the case was this kiss. The detective pressed closer to John until they were flush against each other, pulling him to himself as he kissed him, his fingers playing over his shoulders and chest. He knew John wanted this as much as Sherlock needed it, and he was happy be back in his arms. Not a single word was needed for that, just the taste of John on his lips and their bodies colliding was enough. Stranger: Kissing Sherlock was exhilerating and it was loving and everything he had needed since they parted, but John couldnt ignore the niggling feeling in the back of his head that this was going to go further. Any other time he wouldve been completely happy to stay in bed with Sherlock, naked and exposed, but this was different. He was wounded and bruised. His torso was bruised and he carried three wounds from the bullets and he knew that Sherlock would see them. His self consciousness was playing too much on his mind. You: Even in the kiss, Sherlock was picking up the small differences. Of course, there were bound to be some. It had been years since they had last held each other, kissed each other. But despite the fervour that they both possessed in that moment, there was a slight hesitation on Johns part. It took him a moment to figure out what exactly was going through his.. whatever it was John was in this moments head. As he broke the kiss, he let out a shaky breath, swallowing thickly. Its okay, John, he murmured beneath his breath, his hands coming back up to cup his cheeks. You are here, you are alive.. We should be celebrating your life. do not care about your wounds. You are still as gorgeous as you have always been to me, he whispered before kissing him again. Stranger: Nobody else knew what John was thinking in the same way that Sherlock did. It was both a blessing and a curse sometimes, but it cut out all of the bits that required questioning and talking. John nodded softly, slowly. Youre incredible... God, youre amazing. John breathed, bringing his hand back to Sherlocks hair. I love you, I-... havent told you for a long time, but need you to know that do. cant let you forget that. You: Sherlock pulled back just to let John speak. No matter how well he understood the other mans body language, he still wanted to let him speak, to let him tell him what he needed to get off his chest. He adored listening to John, even if it didnt always seem like he did. The compliments were those that John had rattled off so easily in the past, ones that Sherlock was no longer used to. But they were amazing, coming from John. But the confession - that John still loved him. That was what really pierced through Sherlocks mind and all that he needed to hear. ! love you too, John. More than can ever tell you. have loved you for all those years, he murmured, his eyes searching for Johns reaction. He was happy that John still loved him. He thought for sure he had destroyed every chance he had of happiness with the dearest person in his life. But he hadnt. Here they were, holding each other again and still very much in love. Smiling, he kissed him, holding him. You are extraordinary, John Watson. You really are. . missed you. Stranger: John went to kiss him again, a hand stroking through his hair and the threat of tears in the back of his eyes. He didnt expect to have everything back. When he stepped into the morgue he expected Sherlock to be cold and harsh like he was the last time they had spoke, but this was everything he couldve asked for. He kissed Sherlock like a drowning man in desperate need of oxygen, like he had to cling to him in order to survive. He needed him. Sherlock was quite literally everything he needed, and the time spent without him had been a downward spiral. You: The desperation in Johns kisses mirrored what Sherlock had felt from the moment he turned to see John leaning on the frame in the morgue. It had been a complete and utter chaos in his head, how he was going to explain what he had done. But John seemed to accept it as the past. Sherlock was only happy to return the kiss with the same need as John showed and he clung to the other man as if he would evaporate if he didnt. His hand roamed freely over Johns torso, from his shoulder, to his chest and then to his back, holding on tighter to him as the kiss grew more and more forceful between the two of them. He never wanted to let go of John again. Stranger: ((I have to go - email me at severussnapedabaegmail.com to continue - i dont want to lose this !! x))
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femlock, johnlock, Sherlock
20180702213218
Stranger: oiii You: Hey Stranger: check 12 Stranger: strangersmells like old piss and doo doo You: Your bars are straight garbage like that smell you talk about You: But hey, Shout out! That was my chance. Now go, you do! Stranger: no go you do fuck who knew that a dude coudint even rhyme one line youre brains chewed through. Stranger: that smell i talk about is the smell from your breath ido one haddokin leave a dent in your chest Stranger: put the mike down, Stranger: take a deep breath and a quik breath slow your heart rate before i put it to rest You: Yo! Stop that piggy Iggy whines you get off the top. Like Im your lyrical granddad, Bow or bear ma bop You: Talk about your sweat, you smelly skunk. You: To get that shit here, you must be really drunk Stranger: like 1 beer, 2 beer 3 beers through had a couple bevys, yeah due thats true, but im nice off the top tip top if you ask me thats an ego centric point of view but i got the raps G You: lots of kids think that they can kill like me But hey, Im the rap God Illuminatee You: bang bitches everyday, even bang your whore lam Silicon Valley, and you are Bangalore Stranger: if you fucked who i fucked then i say clap clap Stranger: dose of chalymidia how bout dat Stranger: nick nak patty whack give a dog a bone blood and urine test i recommend that shits no joke You: Blood flesh bone shit take it to your home kill your every lyricim off the dome You: Yeah! You got a long nose and your moms a pixie Hang up gnomy gnome! You got no dick..see... Stranger: HOME, DOME good job that rhymes bro!! sounds like youre missing a couple chromosomes Stranger: man im just sitting here with a couple beers thinking this fucking queer really thinks hes g thing this man on his keyboard trying to rhyme cat with mat take the back seat jack your bars a mother fucking whack You: Like you chant the f bomb on your rosary. know cant rhyme this but let us ee You: *see You: Writing down a few words pains you like a new born fuck your rhymes and this shit is a new porn You: Lol, Hey! Gotta leave. You good homie! Stranger: hahah that was fun Stranger: chow Stranger: buen noches You: Buen noches :)
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rap
20170605004724
You: hi Stranger: 25 top looking for twink hairless boy 12-17 You: fucking child groomer
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gay
20210219035854
You: favorite color? Stranger: Blue You: great, Im using this to gage robots You: hows it going? Stranger: Lol Stranger: Good and you You: Not bad, bored Stranger: Same here You: Favorite books, games, or movied, etc? You: movies* Stranger: m not much of a reader and cant choose a movie lol Stranger: like too many You: Top 4? Stranger: Hmm You: ? Stranger: Bridesmaids, the lion king, Bruce almighty, and .. You: Lol Stranger: 3 Stranger: Idk You: Bruce almighty though Stranger: Its funny You: its fun but dont know about top 3 Stranger: Yea You: but it is your list Stranger: Just the first that came to mind You: so my bad Stranger: Wbu You: movies or the original question? Stranger: Original You: im not sure either honestly You: its a big question Stranger: Right? Stranger: Putting me through that mess You: Haha You: My apologies Stranger: Its okay lol You: well anyway, Im going to sleep Stranger: Alrighty You: this was fun though Stranger: Yea You: have a good night! Stranger: You too
e9d506fb208b2d1f
20180206205126
Stranger: Hiya. Stranger: Asfo? You: Aaaand quits Stranger: Nu You: You sure? You: Not looking for yiff, quits now? Stranger: Because have a thing for straight males. know its a long shot, but would you take me for now while you find a woman? **;; Stranger: Oof You: And you are...? Stranger: Erm Stranger: Gay Dragon Male You: Do you know what straight means? You: As in, heterosexual? Stranger: Yeah...but...sometimes people are nice enough to...try... sorry You: So you know what it means You: Then what do you think my answer will be? Stranger: Jeez...no need to lecture... Im just desperate... You: Yeah you fucking are. Stranger: Uh...alright then...
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Furry
20180725174308
Stranger: (Artificial intelligence AU. My character is of your characters creation and is his crowning achievement, an artificial intelligence that can think and feel freely.) Um... There... seems to be an issue here at the house. - JM You: An issue? NJ Stranger: ... think might be malfunctioning. dont feel right. - JM You: What do you mean? Describe it for me, Jimin. NJ Stranger: feel tingly. Uncomfortable, near the base of my spine and waist. - JM You: Tingly, uncomfortable... Can get a little more detail? NJ Stranger: A part of my body is stiff and swollen. It aches. - JM What do do? - JM You: slight delay Oh. NJ Thats, well, at least its not a malfunction. NJ Stranger: Its... not? What is happening? - JM Its so uncomfortable... - JM You: Well, when made you, tried to make you as human as possible... And may have done too good of a job? NJ Try thinking of something unappealing. NJ Stranger: (Im just imagining Yoongi off somewhere cackling because he showed Namjoon anatomically correct beautiful little Al porn and got him hard.) Stranger: Unappealing? Um. - JM You: Anything. Think of rotten food, vermin, etc. It should go away. NJ Stranger: Ew... Okay. will try. - JM You: Good. NJ Stranger: long delay Its not working... It aches, sir. What else can do? - JM You: slight delay Find some friction, use your hand. NJ You: What made that feeling start up in the first place? NJ Stranger: Use my hand? What do you mean? - JM Im not certain... It started after watched a video that Yoongi sent me. - JM You: Christ, well, from now on, never open any files Yoongi sends you unless see them first. NJ mean, touch yourself, until you feel good. Keep touching yourself until the feeling goes away. NJ Stranger: Understood. will not do so. - JM Okay, will... - JM delayed Oh. This feels... like this. - JM You: Figured. Are you okay? NJ Stranger: Yes... Yes, am. This is working, think. - JM You: Good, Thats good. NJ You: It would help you quicker, think, if you viewed the video whilst stimulating yourself. NJ Stranger: It would? - JM Ahh...it does... - JM You: Feel better, Jiminie? NJ Stranger: Yes, sir... This feels.. very nice. - JM Does this happen to you? - JM You: Yes. Its a human thing, it happens to everyone. NJ Stranger: And you do this to feel good? like it. want to help to make you feel good, too. Why havent you shown me this before? - JM You: Well... It wasnt really useful, suppose. Your anatomy, was based on human male anatomy. tried to recreate it, but couldnt get it exactly right. It would only really be useful if it could be used for reproduction, however, wasnt able to find out how. NJ Stranger: My... anatomy isnt useful? - JM You: Not in a survivalist organism sort of way, no. You, are the only one of your kind. And, because of your anatomy, you will always be the only one of your kind. tried to figure out how to add reproduction into your body, but the genetics, and the coding... It just never worked out. So, as an individual, yes, you are useful, and you are a miracle of nature. But, as a species, being only one of your kind, usefulness is relative. NJ Stranger: (How very Namjoon. XD) L.. think understand. Will you ever be able to recreate me? Another me? - JM Oh! What just happened? ... just... produced a clear liquid. - JM You: (I figured hed be very scientific about it, high IQ and all. XD) Maybe. But it took years to make you, Jiminie. It would take very long. NJ Thats called an orgasm. And its normal. Has the discomfort gone away now? NJ Stranger: But you have me now. can help and you know what works. Not that ... want you to have another me. quite enjoy being your only Al. -JM Orgasm... It has but now feel drained. Content but drained. think need to recharge. - JM You: You do? Im glad you enjoy it. enjoy having you around, my only Al. -NJ Already? think have to work on your energy storage. -NJ You: You do? Im glad you enjoy it. enjoy having you around, my only Al. -NJ Already? think have to work on your energy storage. -NJ Stranger: :D do. feel unique and special. - JM Can lay in your bed? When will you be home? - JM You: Ill be home in another hour or so. Im stuck at the lab, as of the moment. NJ You: ((Hey have to go but like this is a really cool rp and concept so if you want we can continue over email or on my tumblr? )) Stranger: (Im awful at keeping up with email RPs. Can we make a tag here and try to reconnect when you get back? Ill still be around) You: ((Yes! Wat should the tag be? ) Stranger: (Hmm... MinjoonAlSex?) You: ((Okay! Ill try to connect with you later then! ) Stranger: (Talk to you then! cant wait to continue!)
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namseok, vmon, jihope, minjoon, taekook, jikook, nammin, vkook, namjin, taegi, vmin, yoonseok, yoonjin, 2seok, yoonmin, yoonkook, sugamon, vhope, jinmin
20171106031546
Stranger: hiiiii You: hey Stranger: whats your name? You: Samantha Stranger: nice name Stranger: how are you? You: good Stranger: what do you do in your life? Stranger: are you a student or work? You: is this fake cam because your body is hot Stranger: no Stranger: i am not a fake You: isnt it hot now in italy? You: toscana Stranger: if you want i move my hand You: ? Stranger: i am not in italy You: you try to find girls on megle? Stranger: no You: ur not from italy huh? Stranger: no You: Lookup IP Address Location For IP: 82.53.139.233 Continent: Europe (EU) Country: Italy IP Location Find In Italy (IT) Capital: Rome State: Toscana Your i think you are You: m& Stranger: i dont know Stranger: m8? You: why you lied Stranger: i dont know... Stranger: bye ... You: no You: dont leave Stranger: open your cam You: if isee you 1 more time on omegle i wiwil ruin your c deal? if u try to pickup girls ur dead You: go outside and find girls You: dont be a nerd and go on omegle You: get some confidence You: Now bye
e9e5a449821ed18b
funny
20170825035842
Stranger: he Stranger: i Stranger: hi Stranger: lol You: You: Stranger: hows it going? You: Well, nothing much, kinda bored, while doing some assignment You: Wbu? Stranger: yeah same here actually Stranger: but mines easy so x) You: xD Stranger: no rush You: Meh, too smart i gues Stranger: i dont even think have to do anything You: Wat Stranger: im just being ambitious Stranger: spell check pls Stranger: jesus x) Stranger: ohwell You: Woah, taking life easy man Stranger: polluted minds sounds like a band? Stranger: amirite You: Nope You: It describes me You: xx Stranger: mhm, deep You: Mhm You: Deep inside You: Everyone has that You: Would you agree? Stranger: more or less Stranger: yes You:;) You: But it sure does make a good band name Stranger: yeah thought so! You: xp Yo ut what kinda music though Stranger: i feel like its deep music You: Like a soul touching music Stranger: or some metallic stuff You: Well, metallic sounds good too Stranger: yeah You: Watsup there, watcha doin Stranger: watching yt You: Oh, wat kinda content? Stranger: GMM You: OMG You: Rhett and link You: Noiceee Stranger: yess Stranger: very nice You: was like having a GMM marathon Yo ast midnight yesterday You: XD Stranger: Ive told my bf about them so now he watches them aswell x) You: Esp the Will it series You: NICEEE You: Damn, just wondering how old are you? Stranger: 20 You: Ohh isee You: What other channels do ya watch? You: love watching cooking channels Stranger: dan and phil, pewds, ERB, Shane Stranger: and some swedish channels You: Like Sortedfood and studd You: Ahh You: Know bout Casey Neistat? Stranger: nah, dont think so.. Yo mm, recommend u go check him out You: Stranger: yeah why nit You: Hey, just wondering You: Have u ever experienced breakups Stranger: not to myself no You: Hmm dats good Stranger: yes You: Ohh, and out of curiousity, how long has your current rs been? Stranger: about 2 yrs You: Damnn You: Wats it like? Stranger: its nice Stranger: we just moved in together so thats good You: Ohh congrats!! Stranger: yeah, it feels nice You: In your opinion Stranger: yes You: Whats the most important thing in having a good relationship Stranger: be open and talk a lot. and when you live together, split up hosuehold work so you do about the same amount of stuff at home. Stranger: dont be afraid to talk about anything Stranger: but thats stuff that comes with time Stranger: not right from the start Stranger: it takes a while You: Interesting Stranger: and sharae your interests and take part of each others interests You: Hmm u make a good point Stranger: one can think so x) You: How often would u say, u spend time with/around ur bf? Stranger: not always, because he has to go back to our hometown some days, but other wise always. home and in school so very often You: Ahh i see, assume u met him in school? Stranger: yes. known him for 4 yrs You: Woahh You: Thats admirable You: Who made the first move ? XD Stranger: would say him Stranger: but it was pretty obvious we liked eachother so You: AWWW You: feel soo happy for you two You: :)) Stranger: haha well thank you x) You: Cos once had the opportunity to experience an amazing a as well x) Stranger: and then what? You: Well, it ended unfortunately Stranger: thats too bad... You: Well, u see, she wanted to study overseas after finishing school to become a vet Stranger: yeah, valid reason but not fun You: And she made a promise to her really good friend that she wont hang out with guys Stranger: are you the good friend Stranger: ? You: XD You: Nuhh Stranger: okey x) You: In her previous school Stranger: aha You: Well being the kinda of person i was , i didnt want to push her into continuing Stranger: yeah You: Otherwise, it just somehow doesnt feel right after it seems onesided Stranger: no, see.. not easy You: Well, still had a great experience no matter what You: Or thats what hope to think Stranger: yeah, you only live once so do as much as you can1 Stranger: ! You: Enough of the emo stuff XD. You: Moving back to u xp You: What aspect of him are you mosted attracted to? Stranger: his kindness Stranger: his very nice Stranger: to everyone Stranger: sometimes a bit too nice x) You You : You: Sounds like u feel deeply for him after helping u? Stranger: and his a romantic, Im not very romantic but heis Stranger: well, he hasnt helped me really, we just argued all the time about what was the best place to live in, mine or his, and so it started x) You: Omggg You: Arghhh you two are so adorable Stranger: haha yeah x) he wants to get married and all but Im not a fan of marriage. dont want to change my last name! :o Stranger: but someday well get married probably You: Awww Stranger: we are studying now together Stranger: teachers is what well become Stranger: both os us : What sorta teacher? Stranger: english for me Stranger: for him, more like society/politics stuff Stranger: dont know what to call it... You: Social studies? Stranger: yeah You: Aww dayum, what kinda grade students wouls u prefer to teach? Stranger: 16-19 year olds Stranger: but also 12-16 Stranger: if we want to You: Oo cool You: Kk nice talking to u :)ive gotta go back to do revision, tomorrows my bio exam and im so not ready xc Stranger: yeah, and have to make som dinner x) You: Heyy wats urname?
e9f18689a58d5433
20171017125822
You: What do you think of the new hacker? JM Est Stranger: On which basis? SM You: Just in general. Do you find him attractive? JM Stranger: ... A bit, yeah. SM You: Good. Ill keep him around, then. JM Stranger: Really? You wont have him gone? SM You: That would defeat the purpose, think. JM Stranger: What purpose? SM You: All in good time, Tiger. JM Stranger: Come on, Jim. SM You: Well, Im bored so thought Id do some tidying up. JM Stranger: dont get it. Hows the new hacker involved in this? SM You: Oh, Im just updating my contingency plan. JM Stranger: Jim, spit it out! SM You: Should die, theres a whole plan that will be set in motion to make sure the business continues to run smoothly. Things have changed since last looked at it, so Im just covering all my bases. JM Stranger: So... You think he would replace you? SM You: Ina fashion. JM Stranger: If you die, am following you. End of story. SM You: Sebastian. JM Stranger: You think would replace you?! SM You: wouldnt want you to be alone. JM Stranger: Then dont die. SM You: Well, Im not /planning/ on it. But life is unpredictable. JM Stranger: dont care. Sm You: You could live without me, Tiger. JM Stranger: refuse to. SM You: Silly man. JM Stranger: The silly man loves you, Jim. SM You: suppose theres no point in me leaving you everything own, then. JM Stranger: What would do with your stuff? You think want your money? SM You: figured you would take over. Be the new boss. JM .. Maybe for you. SM ut would mostly drink myself to death. SM You: Well, wouldnt want that. JM Stranger: Again: dont die. SM
ea0166ea1471cdcd
Mormor, Sherlock
20180728131223
You: hi Stranger: Hi: You: hru Stranger: Im doing very good! Thanks! You: good to hear Stranger: Glad you are happy to hear that! What ya up to? You: just bord You: allso rua bot? Stranger: If may ask.. Where are ur from? You: nyc Stranger: If Im bot, youre a bot too. Everyone says that everybody is a bot here. BHI? Stranger: Oh, thats neat, Im from New York myself. Stranger: What is yr firstname? You: one more thing whats 2x2 4 Stranger: Hmmmm... 4 Hahah My name is Stella You: yea u a bot and u want to play a sex game..blah..blahh...blahh dont mind me playing with my self all that shii Stranger: Do y know something about computers? so was chatting with ppl here few days back and they sent me this sex game. You: what do u do. besides sex games Stranger: Waiting my friend to arrive. She stays at my place tonight. Stranger: Sex games are cool. Isnt it something completely new? Stranger: Address is teens69fuck.com You: new it Stranger: Well.. dunno.. tried it and now Im kinda hooked.. Im a bit scared that my mom will find out fy You: tf lmao Stranger: lol Stranger: It just makes me so wet seeing those things.. cant stop . You: seeing what Stranger: ..Fuuuck want a cock in me now.. You: dont go back to that seeing what Stranger: My username there is rose771345 if you wanna join as well register now teens69fuck.com You: if ur going to make a bot for this shii at least make it good You: u gone quiet You: L
ea05a856813d5273
20220531000555
You: hi Stranger: hey You: what are your politics Stranger: centirst You: ah, okay You: im just a giant bitch You: whatever that makes me politically Stranger: Whats a giant bitch? You: i was being such a dumb skank in the park before You: it means i yell at peoples kids and ask other people for xanax You: just your run of the mill dirty park skank Stranger: Okay.
ea0963bce1649825
politics
20201107223332
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: wanna have fun? Stranger: age? You: sure You: 18 Stranger: wanna jerk together? You: yes Stranger: very nice cock You: thanks Stranger: balls? You: kk Stranger: mmm lets see them wit ass You: from back? Stranger: ya Stranger: keep jerking Stranger: any more light? You: hold on Stranger: grab that ass Stranger: got anyhing to stick in there?
ea0bbab0bcef0055
20180520142318
You: seinfeld Stranger: Its an honor You: yes, i would imagine so have one thing to say You: whats the deal with airline food? Stranger: Whats the deal with airline food Stranger: Classic You: we have found a chad Yor raima take z look at this You: i found a funny man on the internet Stranger: BEEHIBEIE learned from the You: fat bastard 7 Hi Yo ill yourself You: stupid ass im not actually jerry : hahaha Stranger: You bastard! You: bet ur feeling stupid now You: hahaha Stranger: You got me
ea15fcb95d20a605
20201004182626
Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: whatd you do today? You: sleep, thats about it Stranger: where you from? You: Michigan, but i like to travel Stranger: o yeah? where you traveled lately? You: Florida Stranger: how was it? whatd you do there? You: to be honest, it was pretty fucking bad. i got sunburnt and dropped literally all my food in the sand at the beach Stranger: damn Stranger: see any chicks in bikinis? You: yeah Stranger: have any luck? You: Nah im not a lesbian Stranger: ah, ha! figured you were a dude Stranger: sorry :) You: yeah theres like only dudes on here so ican guess why you thought that Stranger: indeed. Stranger: go with your family or friends to FL? You: Went with friends, but have family in Florida Stranger: whatd you do there? just beach? You: Went fishing there too Stranger: deep sea or in-shore? You: i have a river by the house Stranger: fun. You: Have you done any travelling? Stranger: travel between here and NYC 2x / month for business. You: that sounds stressful Stranger: its good -- ive been around enough to be comfy there. Stranger: other than that, Austin and heading to North Carolina this weekend. You: nice :) Stranger: i like meeting folks. Stranger: i always try to go to a local meetup or bar, and chat with locals :) Stranger: hence, why also like omegle Stranger: come here to get a bit of weird out You: yeah same Stranger: you work or in school? You: Ive been working for about 2 years now Stranger: what do you do? You: Im a pathologist Stranger: no shit, thats awesome :) You: It keeps me alive Stranger: so, you are 30-ish? You: yeah You: im 34 Stranger: fwiw: you are the first person Ive seen admit they are older than 30 on here. Stranger: im 35 :) You: yeah most people lie saying they are female and 17 when their some 15 year old virgin You: what do you work in? Stranger: im in tech. Stranger: i built a startup that was acquired by IBM 3 years ago. working for IBM on a retention contract now. Stranger: run a digital marketing team out of NYC that keeps me moving around. You: that sounds pretty fun Stranger: its good. i have a team of a bunch of 24 - 29 year olds. then, have some older folks 40 - 45 as well. he 24 - 29 year olds all need therapy. m having to tell them to chillax every day -- we dont have promotions for you -- just do your work, and when a promotion comes up, Ill work for you. You: jesus that would fucking drive me insane Stranger: pretty damn close -- was a high school teacher for 2 years out of undergrad. lean on that experience a lot. Stranger: dont tell them that though :) hey, fuckers, yall remind me of HS You: High school was the fucking worst for me Stranger: when taught HS, realized how awkward of a time it really was. Stranger: everyone has a bunch of pent of sexual energy, and no one knows what if what they are dealing with is normal. You: had a bunch of students openly talking about how much they masturbate. Stranger: wow. we talked about it, but it was all goofing around. Stranger: of course, we really did masturbate that much You: Hey, at least were not in middle school. Everyone there is either a memelord or edgy Stranger: ha. im a bit disconnected from middle school -- just remember that one dude in my middle school who could grow a full-man beard in 7th grade. You: i have do pick up my brothers kid from school sometimes, almost every time the school is in complete chaos Stranger: do you embarrass the kid as much as possible? Stranger: roll up playing 90s alternative? You: nah i dont do that You: but something happened once that made me laugh my ass off You: my brothers son was on youtube, but his phone was connected to the car so i could listen to everything he played You: but he didnt know that You: so all of a sudden, im listenening to the song Ass n Titties by DJ assault Stranger: Im familiar Stranger: :) Stranger: i had a buddy who was sexting his wife, and his 9 year old daughter was playing on an ipad in the basement. You: oh no Stranger: all the messages were going to the ipad You: oh god Stranger: no pictures, but very detailed things about what daddy was going to do to mommy. You: jesus that must be scarring Stranger: as if we arent all already scared by our parents :) You: another time, i was in boston and i was in the subway, and everyone was quiet You: all of a sudden this 8 year old child says as loud as he can, You: GRANDMA, WHATS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? Stranger: Awwww yeah Stranger: Sonny, its when grandpa cant give grandma what shes been needing al these years You: omg lol Stranger: what do you do for fun? You: i consider myself a bit of a gamer, i mostly play stuff like halo or overwatch Stranger: what halo they on now? You: well they got halo 5 and halo wars 2, thats what i mostly play Stranger: my freshman year of undergrad, the first halo came out right befor efinals. Stranger: we had a lot of fraternity brothers see their grades go down that semester. Stranger: i quit playing games because get addicted too easily. Stranger: i played WoW for like 3 months straight Stranger: Everything do, hone in like a tractor beam You: i play in moderation, i set a timer every day to play only 2 hours a day You: i used to be hooked on league of legends until i thought to myself, what the hell am i doing? Stranger: i know that thought Stranger: ive had it as well. Stranger: go to the setting on the game where it says how many cumulative days youve played. You: i uninstalled the game before i could even touch it again Stranger: i feel like im talking to my long-lost female twin. You: know right?! Stranger: i was in undergrad, bought a PS2 with gran turismo, played it for 7 days straight, like 84 total hours. Stranger: at the end of the week, sold the PS 2 just so didnt plan it anymore. Stranger: * play You: Ive had overwatch for about a year now, but only played about 50 hours You: after that i realized how toxic the community is and that maybe the game is worse than i thought Stranger: in lieu of games these days, do a lot of cycling, mountain biking, ultimate frisbee, hiking, camping, that stuff. You: play tennis mostly, but ill play just about any sport Stranger: same. Stranger: i am to sports the same way am with video games. Stranger: really, im just about the same way am with video games with everything. Stranger: im either on or off. You: well, it was really fun talking with you, but i have to go. Its almost midnight and have to work Stranger: want to catch up again soon? Stranger: or, keep it anonymous? Stranger: enjoy it while it lasted? You: despacito 2
ea1dbd3540212edc
20201109025628
You: XX Stranger: M You: Age? Stranger: 19 You: Here for? Stranger: not really sure Stranger: Im bored lang You: Okay? You: Same tho Stranger: u You: Im just up for a talk lang naman Stranger: so youre from?? You: Laguna You: currently You: Hbu? Stranger: And how long have you been on earth?? You: Oh right, 18 years Stranger: currently in Baguio You: Coool Stranger: SHS? COLLEGE? You: College Stranger: noice You: Ive always wanted to go to Baguio, share lang Stranger: its nice naman here Stranger: medj malamig lately Stranger: Freshie? You: Yeaaaah, its nice there nga kaya gusto ko dyan hehe You: Yep Stranger: where skul do u go? You: UPLB Stranger: Uhh Stranger: malapit na feb fair You: Yaaaz, been preparing for it Stranger: Waw haha may nagaaya nga sakin eh You: Its my first time tapos decided to join the organizers lol Stranger: pero layo kasi Stranger: Lol, thats nice. You: Wala ba sa UP Baguio? Stranger: Wala haha You: Ohhh, wala pala Stranger: were a very small community Stranger: Compared to uplb You: Kala ko bawat UP campus meron You: From UP Baguio ka ba? Stranger: 0O You: Knew it. Hahaha Stranger: Haha, ako din. Stranger: So anong course?? You: Development Communication Yor bu? You: Wait, year level? Hahaha Stranger: Noice Stranger: Bio Stranger: freshie din You: Cool, bakit di ka nag-LB? You: May bio dito ah? Stranger: Uhm, mainit? Stranger: saka malayo You: Hahahahaha. Stranger: Haha Stranger: pero its nice jan Stranger: Madami ako friends jan You: had a friend nga, from Mindanao tapos nag-Bio dito. LOL You: May sasabihin ako. Hahahaha, lied kanina. Stranger: Go You: m only 17 (just about to turn 18 this Feb). Hahaha, peace. Stranger: Ur so young Stranger: 2001? You: Youre not the first person to say that lol You: Yep Stranger: oo malamang Stranger: Kumusta naman first sem mo diyan? You: Surprisingly good naman. Hahahaha. Stranger: what made it good?? Stranger: high gwa?? You: Uhm, unexpected achievement Stranger: Awu, sana all You: You know, shitty GE courses just made my life super bad. Stranger: wala ako achievements so far Strange hm, Ano ba GEs kinuha mo?? You: As in di na ako nag-eexpect ng kung ano, kaya super nagulat ako nung ganun. Hahaha. Stranger: Spill Stranger: CS? US? You: STS, ARTS, and PI You: CS, konti na lang US na. Hahahaha, Ill do better next time na lang. Stranger: Wow Stranger: Ako nga di umabot for CS eh Stranger: Congrats hum You: HR? You: Thank youuu You: HRs not bad Stranger: Whats hr? You: Honor Roll Stranger: May ganon?? You: Yup, parang next level lower sa CS Stranger: Uhm siguro Stranger: Kasi 0.01 na lang cs na You: Ouch Stranger: Pero oks lang Stranger: Kasi wala namang pinagkaiba You: Sayang pa riiiin You: Sabagay Stranger: Haha You: You have a point Stranger: So ako pala. took Ethics and Wika last sem Stranger: SklI Stranger: Okay naman sila You: Obh, have Ethics this sem. Stranger: Goodluck You: And ayun, feeling major sya Stranger: nabasa mo na Apology?? You: Plus this prof na napakabilis mag-discuss You: Nope, whats that about? Stranger: About kay Socrates, how he was accused and given a death sentence Stranger: tapos ugh, ang stupid ng mga tiga Athen Stranger: athens* You: It sounds interesting. You: Apparently, my prof is sobrang dog person You: So yung discussion namin, pag nire-relate sa real life, laging about aso Stranger: dog person?? You: Dog person, mahilig sa aso Stranger: Ahh haha Stranger: Wala kayong readings? Stranger: Ahh haha Stranger: Wala kayong readings? Stranger: required kasi yung apology of socrates You: Meron nga eh, ang dami just for one module Stranger: camus? sartre? You: Sartre! Havent heard of the other one yet You: Di naman ako nakikinig sa Ethics lol, peace Stranger: Dapat una si Socrates Stranger: haha Stranger: Iz ok You: heard him mention Plato, and Socrates last meeting You: But couldnt remember what we were talking about lol Stranger: Ah haha You: Wait You: Anong GE mo ngayong sem? Stranger: Histo at Comm 10 You: Ohhh You: Okieee Stranger: Wait lang pala Stranger: A You: ?? Stranger: ru a boy ora gurl? You: Hala? Di ko pa nasabi? You: thought mahahalata mo na sa words ko lol Stranger: Di ko naman nahalata aha imo ba nasabi?? Stranger: guuurl You: XX nilagay ko. Hahahaha. Stranger: Ang lamig dito You: Gets mo na yun Stranger: Aw motherfather Stranger: Shet, Im a disgrace to the whole biological world You: Yeah, you are You: Jk, charot aka di mo lang napansin You: Super lamig nga ngayon sa Luzon, paano pa kaya dyan sa inyo. Hahahaha. Stranger: Haha oo nakakahiya ako Stranger: nawala sa isip ko Stranger: what hawve i become You: Maybe na-freeze saglit yung brain cells mo or something Stranger: oo Kasi its cold here haha You: Taga-Baguio ka talaga or nah? You: May tanong ako Stranger: Nah Stranger: Ano tanong mo? You: As a guy, nakaka-offend ba sa inyo pag out of nowhere bigla kang tinanong kung gay ka ba? Stranger: Di naman Stranger: so you can ask You: Okay, are you gay? Stranger: Im fluid siguro Stranger: pero yeah You: Coool, knew it You: should do this more often Stranger: Haha Stranger: How did u know? You: Ang daming guys sa campus na gusto kong tanungin ng ganyan eh. Hahaha Stranger: haha, iclose mo muna Stranger: pero kasi theres nothing to be ashamed of You: dunno, mej similar tayo ng way ng pagcha- chat. Stranger: sksksks Stranger: haha You: Eh people sometimes say na may pagka- babaeng bakla daw ako, so?? Stranger: oh well 0, welcome sis Stranger: Pero maraming tao ang nagugulat kapag nalalaman nila na Im gay You: Ehh? Dahil? You: Hindi halata sa itsura? Stranger: 0o Stranger: look straight daw Stranger: haha You: Same kayo nung friend ko here sa elbiiii Stranger: pero this is just how i present myself You: Like 4 kami sa circle namin, 3 gals, 1 gay Stranger: Ow Thats noice Stranger: ako kasi uhm You: Then 3 of them may jowa, ako lang wala (sadt) Stranger: Marami ako friends sa block ko Stranger: Tapos yun haha You: Tapos yung isang gal, nasa province yung jowa Stranger: Awuw You: Si gay at si ate gal, nagkukulitan sa FB, nakita ni boyfie Stranger: Sabi samin nung comm prof namin, most likely na maghihiwalay Stranger: kapag ganom You: The boyfie chatted yung frenny ko na gay HAHAHA Stranger: may jowa din sya? You: Coz he looks straight talaga. Nagka-crush nga ako dun lol You: Yup meron Stranger: Uhm haha sana all You: Kaso nung naging close kami ayun, gay pala tapos winawalangya ko na HAHAHA You: agree naman, mej toxic nga yung relationship nung frenny ko na yun Stranger: Umiinom ba kayo?? marami kasi inuman dyyan You: Marami nga. Sila oo. Hahahaha. You: Si gay friend, gabi-gabi. LOL Stranger: Hirap kasi kapag high school nagsimula, tapos nagcollege, UP pa tapos LDR pa Stranger: kami rin here, para mawala lamig Stranger: haha You: Ohh, thats smart lol Stranger: Pero di nama _gabi gabi Stranger: Weekly ganon You: Hahahaha, party peeps talaga sila eh. You: Weekly is madalas na rin ha. Hahaha Stranger: Ako sakto lang Stranger: Haha, was wasted nga last week nakakahiya Stranger: So, may tanong You: tanong? Stranger: Nasa plano mo ba magjowa? ngayong college You: Ill be honest Yo jate-tempt ako You: Pero mas gusto ko kasi pag sa work na- develop? dunno. Hahaha. Stranger: Sabagay Stranger: Ako kasi Stranger: i dont know You: What do you mean? Stranger: Its complicated Stranger: Im seeing someone kasi You: Oh coool You: Thats cool Stranger: Pero di pa kami Stranger: Im not ready pa haha You: Why not try an open relationship? You: Ganun si gay friend ko eh Stranger: Ayoko naman non Stranger: Hala, hirap non You: agree with you You: Its just shitty in every angle (for me, not for them) Stranger: Wala lang, kasi Its nice na you commit urself to one person lang Stranger: Para san pa yung label You: agree a hundred percent Stranger: kung ako yung jowa, masasaktan ako You: However Stranger: Pero whatever floats their boat You: dont think your situation is complicated at all Stranger: haha sabagay Stranger: pero kasi i have to be honest Stranger: Di pwede kasing malamn ng iba yung samin You: Then dont commit, take it as an opportunity for you to improve yourself Stranger: so thats what made it complicated You: Pag ba itinigil nyo, kakalat sa iba? Stranger: Kasi naman Ive already fallen Stranger: Ayoko icommit fully sarili ko knowing na itatago lang din naman You: And na-fall ka knowing na ganyan yung situation? Stranger: haha sorry Stranger: oo haha You: And you dont want to commit? Stranger: do Stranger: Pero iniisip ko deserve better You: Then commit, and face the consequences Stranger: Wala lang, wanna be proud and loud of our love Stranger: something lile that ba Stranger: like* You: Hinayaan mong ma-fall ka eh, face the consequences na lang You: Yeah, understand that Stranger: Kaya nga Stranger: Haixst sorry haha You: dunno about your campus tho, pero dito kasi sobrang walang judgments sa ganyang relationships You: Ang daming ganyan dito You: Mas marami pa yata sa hetero relationships Stranger: Its not abt the judgements kasi haha Stranger: Kasi uhm You: Stranger: Di sya out You: Ohhh Stranger: at alam ng lahat Stranger: straight sya Stranger: Secret love song ang peg You: Anong balak nya? Stranger: wala pa syang balak Stranger: haixst haha You: Oh okay You: Pero it depends on him eh Stranger: Kaya bga You: Kasi pag nag-reveal yung relationship nyo, Mmapapangunahan mo sya You: And thats a no no Stranger: you cant force someone to come out You: Exactly Stranger: they have to do it when they are ready You: But you really want na officially maging kayo? Stranger: Oo Stranger: siguro You: Then talk to him You: Sya yung may issue eh Stranger: bago lang kasi sa kanya to Stranger: nagkadevelopan kami sa inuman Stranger: skl You: For now, sa kanya nakasalalay yung kahihinatnan ng lahat Stranger: kaya nga. You: Yep, thats why you should talk to him You: Kasi mas may alam ka sa ganyan Stranger: will Stranger: thanks hun Stranger: Haha, grabe nagovershare ako You: Naah, its fine Stranger: feel like youre a friend already You: Kahapon pa ako nama-match sa mga may problemang lablayp You: Kahit la akong lablayp, mygad Stranger: Ill pray for you Stranger: haha Stranger: Darating yan You: Oh God, please. Thank you very much. Hahahaha Stranger: Di naman minamadali You: Charot, di naman ako atat Stranger: yeah Stranger: let them come You: Im currently eyeing on my crushes muna. Hahahaha. Stranger: Aw thats nice Stranger: keeping your eyes on the prize You: *prizes You: LOL, coz its a list dear :)) Stranger: ganon ba kadami?? Stranger: haha You: HAHAHAHA You: mej, di ko na nga tanda yung pangalan nung iba. Hahahaha. Stranger: ako sa isa lang ako nakatingin for know Stranger: now* You: Na-fall ka na kasi Stranger: haixst You: Ako naman, nadaanan lang ng mata ko, crush ko na agad ganoin Stranger: Minsan ganyan ako. You: Do you still have time? Stranger: Maiba lang, tiga san ka originally You: Coz wanna share something din HAHAHA You: Isa sa pinakamalaking stupidity na nagawa ko sa UP so far Stranger: Sige lang, shoot You: Nung nasa province pa ako, super super mahiyain ako You: Hindi kumakausap ng kung sino-sino ganun. Sobrang reserved You: Pero sobrang loka-loka on the inside talaga. Hahahaha You: Then mej nagbago here sa UP You: challenged myself to come out of my shell Stranger: UP really has that effect on people You: mean, my comfort zone ganun Stranger: then?? You: It started with dressing up Stranger: ok You: Pagla-lay ng hair down (coz dont usually do that) You: Kinakaya ko naman You: Then dumating sa point na dared myself to confess to one of my crushes Stranger: im listening You: LIKE BITCH Yo was a freaking huge mistake Stranger: bakit?? You: Coz super embarrassinggg Stranger: haha y?? You: didnt think it through that much You: Theres this guy kasi sa isang class ko last sem You: ARTS class particularly Stranger: Tapos?? You: Bio sya, sya yung sinasabi ko na from Mindanao kanina Stranger: ahhh You: Hes cuteeeeece You: Pero hindi pansinin, as in Stranger: tapos? You: Sobrang tahimik, kept and all You: Then naging groupmate ko sya, for the rest of the sem yun You: Nung una, simple lang naman yung pagka- crush ko You: thought na lilipas din naman yun Stranger: uhuh You: Then by the end of the sem, lumala yung pagka-crush ko kasi sobrang galing nyaaaa You: He knows how to do a lot of things! You: Self-proclaimed sapio po ako, skl hahaha Stranger: ahh haha You: So yun, were groupmates then we had our assignments sa groupwork You: was assigned as the writer for the film, he was the overall editor You: At the same time, actors din bawat isang members You: Nagkataon na yung roles naming dalawa ni crushie ay dapat close dun sa film You: So yeaah, inasar-asar kami nung groupmates namin You: Hanggang sa lumala ang feelings ng lola mo teeeh Stranger: Awwie You: Finally, decided to confess nga dahil sabi ko matatapos na naman ang sem and all You: Prolly di na kami magkikita after that class Stranger: tapos? You: The last 2 meetings of the class were cancelled kasi gamitin daw namin for the final groupwork You: Final meeting na lang daw ng class na yun ay yung final exam then tapos na You: Kaso ang lola mong stupid, nag-confess before the exam You: Edi ayuuun, kailangan pa naming magtuos sa last meeting na yun Stranger: tapos?? You: Edi yun nga, ako naman hindi pa ako nakakapagpa-laundry nung mga oras na yun You: So yung suot ko sa last ARTS class namin, mej mukha akong basahan You: AND BITCCCCH, he looks so damn cuteeee (and hot) that last meeting You: was like, bakit ngayon ka pa nagporma ng ganyan kung kailan ako nag-confess huhu You: So ayun, mukha akong basahan that time and he saw me looking like that while ang gwapo gwapo nya Stranger: Haha You: And naalala ko paaa, magkalapit lang kami ng dorm, so may times na nagkakasalubong kami You: And its super super awkward You: Saka kasiii, kaya lalo ko syang nagustuhan kasi super bait nyaaaa, alam mo ba yun HUHUHU You: Nung last shooting namin for the film, kasi nga magkalapit kami ng dorm, sabay kami umuwi huhuhu You: Tapos tinuro nya sa akin dorm nya (lol *evil laugh) kaya ko nalaman Stranger: Pano ka navconfess? You: Through chat, told him everything, when it started and all You: Tapos lalo pang nakaka-fall kasi you know whaaaat??!!! Stranger: Ano?? You: He did not reject meeee! Huhuhu, pero its clear naman na hindi nya ako gusto so yeah whatever You: But loook, hes too nice to reject me Stranger: Awow You: How innocent haaayxt Stranger: tapos? You: Uhm, thats it Yo rush ko pa rin sya You: LOL Stranger: Lol Stranger: malapit sya sayo Stranger: chance mo na yan Stranger: charot You: and now Im planning to move to another apartment Im eyeing on this good apartment You: Kaso naalala ko tagadun pala sya, so yeah Stranger: Pero malay mo kasi, minsan kapag nakulitan sya magugustuhan ka na din You: Di ko alam kung lilipat pa ba ako or what Yo told you, Im super mahiyain You: Di pa abot ng level ko yung mangungulit. Hahahaha. Stranger: kaya yan haha Strange Stranger: Friends lang for now You: Someday teh, tatambayan ko yung college nila tapos ako pa manililigaw HAHAHA Stranger: tapos show him how kind you are, and how much hes missing out You: Omg!! huhuhu You: Nae-excite ako You: Thats what Ive been thinking all this time tho. Hahahaha. Stranger: Oo, oplan jowa You: Omg, feeling ko pag nagkakilala tayo, magkakasundo tayo. Hahahaha You: Sayang magkaiba tayo ng campuuus You: Anyway, it was nice meeting you hereee :)) Stranger: Oo haha, kaladkarin kasi ako Stranger: Do you want to be friends?? You: want toooo You: Kaya lang di ako naglalabas ng info dito eh: (( You: Peaceee Stranger: Haha, iz okay Stranger: Talk to you soon,basta You: Of courseeee :)) You: Bye naaa, gotta go eh Stranger: Bye friend
ea200f075d30eaca
UST, UP
20190206164522
You: hi Stranger: yooo 26m, hows it going? You: fine You: afk? Stranger: yeah lol Stranger: my names jackson, whats ur name? You: Karly Noel Stranger: nice to meet u karly noel:) Stranger: how old are you? You: old enugh :) Stranger: so at least 18? You: lol You: what you want Stranger: lol what You: sex is for marriage? Stranger: nah You: nah? Yor hat? Yo ou can have sex outside of marriage? You: as christian? Stranger: i think that used to be important, but not anymore You: why Yo hy it became obsolete? You: and was it legit that it became obsolete? Stranger: i think it was legit that it became obsolete You: due what You: explain Stranger: i think its mainly bc we learned more about sex as a people and realized that its not what the movies and stories make it out to be You: the bible says god doesnt contradict himself You: or changes his mind Stranger: i think God is more mysterious than the bible lets on You: we learned more about sex 0.07! You: https://corechristianity.com/resource-library/ articles/9-bible-verses-that-teach-that-sex-before- marriage-is-a-sin You: what we had to learn? love? no Stranger: i think the bible represents God ina different way than he really is sometimes You: okay You: so if the bible doesnt show his will You: what is it for Stranger: its like a starting point to having a relationship with God, its like the instruction manual on how to start interacting with him You: many christians told me the bible is the word of god You: ah okay Stranger: yeah but i think it simplifies things too much sometimes Stranger: think about it You: like what? Stranger: god is infinite, hes EVERYTHING, how can a BOOK encapsulate all of that?? You: 1. 1 Corinthians 7:2 But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. In this verse, the apostle Paul describes any activity outside of marriage as sexual immorality. That means when we read of sexual immorality, it includes sex before marriage as one of many examples of sin. 2. Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous. What does an undefiled marriage bed look like? It looks like a bed that a husband and a wife share exclusively together. Any kind of sex that is before or outside or in addition to a married relationship of husband and wife is sinful according to the Bible. You: 3. Acts 15:19-20 Therefore my judgment is that we should not trouble those of the Gentiles who turn to God, but should write to them to abstain from the things polluted by idols, and from sexual immorality.... After the Jerusalem council met, the earliest group of Christians decided that Gentiles (meaning anyone who was not a Jew) could be Christians, but that they should refrain from sexual immorality, among other sins. In the wider biblical context, as we noted earlier, sexual immorality includes sex before marriage. 4, 1 Corinthians 5:1 it is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that is not tolerated even among pagans, for a man has his fathers wife. (See also, Ephesians 5:3) This one is interesting. A man was sleeping with his stepmom or mother-in-law outside of marriage. Paul is very clear that this is a grievous sin, one that not even non-Christians in the city of Corinth were guilty of doing! Stranger: okay first one was apostle paul saying that, not God, not Jesus. You: was paul an apostle? Stranger: the second one, marriage beds dont exist anymore You: oh really You: so this two size beds are then? You: was paul an apostle? Stranger: it says so in ur quote that he was You: i ask you You: is paul an apostle You: yes or no Stranger: and two size beds can be owned by people who arent married Imao Stranger: yes You: thats not the point You: they refer to marriage bed perhaps Yo what else you got You: cuz this is so obvious lame You: worst troll ever Stranger: lol okay i mean its not a troll but okay You: yea why i even think that You: 4chan is a nice board Stranger: whats 4chan? You: who knows man Stranger: lol okay? You: :) Stranger: soooco? You: ? what you expect? Stranger: idk it seems like u had a point u wanted to make or something You: nah Stranger: oh okay...? You: 7. 1 Corinthians 7:8-9 To the unmarried and the widows say that it is good for them to remain single, as am. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion. You: we need to retranslate the bible? You: how we fix the errors Stranger: yeah, i think we need to like bring it up to current times You: yea twist it and such Stranger: nah, just have it apply to things that exist in todays culture You: you cant Yor mean lol You: lol... You: so if i write a book about books how can you fit it to computers? Stranger: yeah, it was written for a certain type of people in a certain time You: where pedophilia was legal Stranger: yeah, pedophilia is fine in the bible, but obvs isnt now Stranger: theres stuff like that that really needs to be addressed You: bye
ea25ebff00412ac0
jesus, christian
20190628165327
Stranger: 23 f lesbian Im at work wearing my cow girl boots without socks an my feet are super sweaty an dirty an my toes are painted rainbow colors an Im thinking bout taking off my boots GXSESSIFSIE38 You: pffft thats an 8 year difference but aight Stranger: Are you a girl or guy You: girl You: 14 too, you might remember me Stranger: Are your toes painted You: yeah they are actually Yo mix of pink and purple You: got em done professionally yesterday Stranger: With who You: with my mom lol, dont have a car yet Stranger: What shoes did yall wear there You: im pretty sure we just wore running shoes, mom couldve worn something diff tho You: cant quite remember Stranger: With or without socks You: with lol Stranger: Do you love your moms feet an toes You: yeah theyre pretty hot lol Stranger: Does she know that you love her feet and toes You: yeah im pretty sure she does actually Stranger: How? You: well ij talk about it a lot Stranger: What do you say bout it You: i say that i like her feet lol Stranger: What does she say You: sometimes she laughs it off, other times she shows them to me, depends on her mood Stranger: Are you looking at her feet an toes right now You: no shes at work right now Stranger: Text her an ask her what shoes is she wearing You: aight Stranger: Is she les or bi You: not sure actually, if i had to guess bi You: she just got back to me btw, leather work shoes Stranger: Ask her with or without socks You: she doesnt leave the house without socks on Stranger: Ask her she might not be wearing socks You: ok lol You: hey youre right no socks Stranger: Ask her why aint she wearing socks You: she says she likes the feeling of not having socks Stranger: Are her toes painted You: yeah she got em painted with me You: hers were black and white Stranger: Did she ask you about your feet You: no she didnt Stranger: Are her feet sweating You: yeah probably lol Stranger: Ask her You: she says haha yeah and i like it Stranger: She likes what You: sweating feet Stranger: Do you love her feet sweating You: i love her feet in general Stranger: Is she on her way home You: no still at work Stranger: Ask her what she wants you do to her feet an toes You: she says just give me a foot rub when i get back Stranger: Is she les or bi You: bi Stranger: Are her shoes on or off right now You: on, shes at work Stranger: Does she have a dick You: no? Stranger: What is she doing right now You: working You: shes at work lol Stranger: Ask her if she wants to take off her shoes right now You: she says yeah but im at work so i cant Stranger: Did she ask you to suck on her sweaty toes You: no she didnt Stranger: Ask her if you can You: she says i can when she gets back You: im excited lol Stranger: Do you want to You: yeah Stranger: Why are you excited You: im excited to suck on her toes Stranger: Why You: because its fun i guess Stranger: Are your feet dirty You: no i like to keep em clean Stranger: Do you love her feet clean or dirty You: clean too Stranger: Is she home You: no lol she is still, in fact, at work You: and she will continue to be there for the near future Stranger: Ask her if shes on her way home You: she says no i am still working You: ill be home later Stranger: Tell her you want her sweaty feet and toes right now You: she says ok ill come home now Stranger: What is she doing You: coming home i presume Stranger: What shoes are you wearing You: not wearing any, im at home in bed Stranger: Ask her if she wants you to be wearing cow girl boots with or without socks You: she says with socks Stranger: Why not without You: she says i like them better with socks Stranger: What she doing You: what do you think? Stranger: At home You: work isnt that close You: shes coming home, not quite here yet Stranger: Put on your cow girl boots without socks Stranger: Ask her if shes driving with her shoes on or off You: sshes driving without shoes on Stranger: Why You: idk Stranger: Ask her You: she says she likes doing it without shoes Stranger: Are her feet still sweating an stinky You: yeah Stranger: How do you know Stranger: Is she home You: they cant un-stink that quickly You: and she hasnt been cleaning them Stranger: How do you know she hasnt been cleaning her feet You: because shes in her car You: driving home You: how would she? Stranger: Do you want her feet an toes right now You: yup ido Stranger: Is she home You: almost Stranger: Tell me when she gets there You: ok will do You: oop shes here Stranger: What shoes is she wearing You: none Stranger: What are you doing You: im getting ready to lick me mums feet Stranger: What is she doing You: getting ready for me Stranger: How? You: idk just finding a comfortable place to sit Stranger: Where is she she sitting at You: the couch Stranger: Ask her if she will marry you first You: oh my gosh she said she will marry me Stranger: Ask her why will she You: she says she always loved me Stranger: As a daughter or wife You: both Stranger: What are yall doing You: im licking her feet Stranger: What is she doing You: enjoying it You: and planning our wedding Stranger: When You: in a month i think You: havent decided on a date Stranger: Is it your real mom You: yeah my real mom Stranger: Are you messing around with me You: no im completely serious Stranger: For real You: yes You: dont you believe me?
ea291ed23d54ab0d
Pedicure
20220517060017
Stranger: M You: No Stranger: F? You: yeah Stranger: Age You: Why? You gonna steal my identity or something? This isnt a dating app Stranger: Ok fuck off
ea2b1334b16abbf9
20210918215222
You: 17, Male, Australian Stranger: F10 You: oh hell naw Stranger: LMAO You: get off this site young lady Stranger: U VALID LMAO Stranger: Best response ve heard so far Stranger: 16 You: the most common response you should be hearing Imao Stranger: No they just skip Stranger: ve not caught a pred yet Stranger: III hopefully not come across one You: Agreed Stranger: Alrighty mister You: Dont go hunting for pedos Stranger: Why not You: Idk just dont? Stranger: Its fun tho You: so whats alrighty mister? Stranger: get them arrested 😃8😃😃 You: good point Stranger: Ur days alright hope Stranger: Gn
ea2c78dda83bd9ff
dating
20220504140912
Stranger: m You: What? Stranger: male Stranger: and you ? You: Female You: Does that matter? Stranger: well Stranger: now that you asked Stranger: does anything matter? Yo mmmmm You: if you have that kind of attitude Stranger: wait a sec Stranger: i gotta light a joint Stranger: its gonna be a nice chat Stranger: so , where from You: Where are u from? Stranger: sweden You: Oh know C418 im from China You: Mainland to be exact dont do minecraft Strange You: Thats ok You: im into games Stranger: oh ok Stranger: im a bit older You: which makes my parents mad.... You: how old? Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you are smart little one Stranger: im 26 Stranger: is it problem? You: No Stranger: cool Stranger: ? You: Yes, you know Chinese high school students... Stranger: noi dont... You: under heavy burden Stranger: your english is good , from games? You: Actually, music haha Stranger: oh,o Stranger: ok Stranger: boy friend? You: no,,, You: Im too young Stranger: okej, in europe its not Stranger: :D You: Wow cool You: why do u chat with strangers here? Stranger: well Stranger: why not Stranger: we are all strangers after all You: Its like risky and what if u meet bad people You: wait a minute, is English your first language? You: Fine, Im gonna find someone new to chat. Bye
ea2dede640f2397c
20220110124534
You: hello Stranger: M 45 You: whats up Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: same here bro Yor ale You: just younger Stranger: ok You: can you share your experience Yor ith me You: think you got some You: cool experience Stranger: from? You: dhaka Yo nd you You: suppose you are also from dhaka! Stranger: age You: 17 Stranger: kishe poro? You: college You: Studying for A levels Stranger: kon college You: private Stranger: accha You: so Stranger: sex korecho? You: nah You: akhono nah Stranger: keno? You: tai to want to know your experience You: chance e pelam nah akhono Stranger: kon boyosher meye pochondo? You: more then 20 You: joto boro toto beshi attraction You: just not above 35 Stranger: hmm aunty type You: yeah You: they are solid Stranger: keno? You: their figure is best You: Awesome Stranger: aamar ei dhoroner aunty porichito ache Stranger: onek You: ohh my god You: if you are someone knows then can try to seduce them You: might get lucky Stranger: no my boy You: why? Stranger: tumar boyosh kom tai hbe na You: could be You: but looks more older Stranger: aami caile hbe You: 000 You: wow Stranger: tader caile tumar maa baniye chudte parbe You: wow You: roleplay You: nice Stranger: yp You: role plays are dope! Stranger: tumar kon role pochondo You: stranger Yo ounger one Yo eighbour boy You: xD Stranger: maa chele noi? You: yeah You: thats more interesting then that Stranger: ja chaw tai baniye sex korte parbe You: really You: how? Stranger: oota aami thik kore dubu You: seriously Stranger: yes im You: and why would you do that? You: cant believe Stranger: good question Stranger: taar jonney aamai ki debe bolo You: ta shune dakhi age Stranger: bolo ki dite parbe You: dont know You: It depends on your requirement You: what do you want in exchange! Stranger: aami o meye chai You: can hook you up with some friends of mine You: but you have to manage the rest Stranger: tara ki koreche aage? You: dont know You: could be You: dont think that can provide much Stranger: kivbe bujle? You: must tell you that You: really dont know if they had or not Stranger: ghore kajer meye ache? You: nah Stranger: ok You: kajer maye ar oto dorkar porenah Stranger: bye You: having sex with kajer meye You: is pathetic You: think cant trade Stranger: yes Yo was a nice opperchunity but Yo m not capable of You: :) Stranger: ok Stranger: bye You: btw whats your name?
ea3a217dc5b1cde9
bangla
20180622192952
You: what kinda shit you into? Stranger: Sniffing shit tbh You: like, what kinda fucked up shit do you intake through your eyes and ears You: im talking auditory and visual stimuli up in this bitch, boiiii Stranger: like Sniffing pussy and buttholes You: nah cmon, lets talk about the shit that makes you feel weird You: you ever done or though about doin gay shit? You: cus i have fucked a dood once You: it was weird Stranger: can take a dick You: yea Stranger: Im straight through You: how big though, whats the girth Stranger: 7 inches when fully hard You: nice jay shit is hella rad You: i fuckin love that adrenaline pumping feeling you get in your chest Stranger: Yeahhh You: like, nah, i cant be into this shit, this shit is gay! but it feels so good You: suck dick like a champ Stranger: SWAG----SECRETLY WE ARE GAY You: aint no secret about it, tell new friends about that shit You: hey fellow employee that have known for 2 days, you like dick? cus do You: fuckin shit is rad Stranger: Even got your asshole licked? You: everybody young nihilists wanna try that shit You: not yet, but i licked another fuckbois secret door Stranger: How was it? You: You: You: You: You: hook Stranger: Damn You: heart pumpin You: tongue flickin Stranger: You circumsised? You: yes ut regretfully You: j like uncut dicks Stranger: Im not Stranger: Uncut You: damn son You: we should do gay shit together boy Stranger: pull my foreskin back harddd You: i mean, cough cough, if you want to You: j been doin but stuff since 2012 Stranger: Only if you let me piss inside your ass You: Ok j will say this, draw the line at toilet junk You: i mean, Id piss on a mother fucker if he or she into it, but im not so much into takin piss Strange kayy Stranger: Can take cum? You: all the cum Stranger: Swallow? You: ya You: youre way cooler than the other dood i was just talkin to You: some Indian dude that was offended i even brought up the subject of homoeroticism Stranger: Where you from? You: East Coast Boi Stranger: India lol
ea3fa6ec1d83b2fd
weed
20170601233934
You: Hello! Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like to order? Stranger: hey Stranger: pussy? You: We dont sell cat at McDonalds Stranger: too bad You: know, its sad when people ask for pussy at McDonalds
ea46f8517613eda8
20170401225536
You: Hola Stranger: hi Stranger: come here, ps here am Stranger: bit.ly/2yovcle Stranger: woman wants a man
ea4cc48ced5698c7
20201111214913
You: Sorry in advance that this is really long. Starters can take a bit, but replies need not be even close to this length. This can be powered or non-powered. Charles works some nights a phone sex hotline (for any reason under the sun; and under a name that isnt Charles), and Erik is a frustrated dom (Im open to switching!) who hasnt had the time or opportunity to pick up anyone in a while, let alone play with his kinks. So Erik calls the hotline and gets Charles, and they talk dirty. Unbeknownst to Erik, Charles is also his roommate that is coming tomorrow both to check out the apartment for the fist time (having decided he would move upon just seeing pictures online and from a phone call between them) and to move in. Hijinks ensue, probably very kinky. am a fan of any and all tropes/kinks except blood/knives/permanent wounds and scars/scat, so have at it. Eriks own hand didnt even work anymore. Hed tried it all, extra lotion and everything, but no amount of (distasteful) pom or erotic writing or even his own imagination could scratch at Eriks growing hunger to practice some of his kinks. Too bad the club that he used to occasionally visit for this sort of desire closed down three months ago. Hed done decently well there, had a few regular meet ups. But with all the identity protection and stuff going on there, it wasnt as if Erik knew where to find any of those people outside of the club, even if it tured out that they were interested. So here Erik was, stuck with only his own hand for company to relieve him of all the frustrations and stress. he built up during the day, gradually going mad in his solitary apartment. His mind thought back to that hotline that hed seen a few days ago on an advertisement somewhere, next to some terrible (as always) pom video. At this point, Erik was desperate enough that honestly, phone sex with some stranger didnt sound half badand that was saying something. Okay. That was it. Erik was calling it quits on trying to get through this tonight without at least a little help. His dignity was already at an all time low, so why not try phone sex? What else did he have to lose? So with the hand that wasnt already gripped tightly around his half wilting dick, Erik dialed the ridiculously easy to remember number (literally 715-SEX-TALK) and put the phone on speaker. Anumber couldnt be more blatant than that, and it didnt make Erik feel any better about himself while dialing it. Erik entered his credit card information from memory, already feeling a little stupid. But once hed pressed pound, it was too late. He resigned himself to it. As he waited for it to connect and for the dialing tone to start, Erik closed his eyes and tried to get himself back into the zone, back into the persona of an actual dom, and not the pitiful excuse of a man trying to keep his fracturing team at work together while his sad personal life fell apart at the seams, and certainly not the pitiful excuse of a man sitting on his couch on a Friday night next to a box of tissues, calling sex hotlines when he Teally ought to be cleaning up the cleaning up the house in preparation for his new possible roommate arriving tomorrow. Stranger: (reading) Stranger: Charles had been working at his current job for roughly a year now, which meant that there was. very little that could surprise him any more. He got people asking for the odd, the depraved, the sickening and the bizarre, and he handled it all in stride. Hed practiced, and slowly hed gotten a number of retuming clientele, even requests from people who had heard about Luca and the voice that had been the best night of the clients lives. Most of the time it was just money, but once and a while he ran into those clients who could tempt him, even give him enough to bring him to the brink of pleasure. It was rare; he considered himself fairly difficult to please, although his clients would never know it. Tonight, the calls had been a bit slow, and hed been balancing his homework on his lap. He was working on his doctorate, which was why his private identity was so incredibly important. Hed never get his degree or be taken seriously if anyone knew about his job, so he kept it to himself, and during the day, presented the picture of a respectable doctoral candidate. The phone rang. Anew number, not one of his regulars. Yet, anyways. He was feeling a bit pent up, and was hoping for someone looking for something more than a quick fuck. For once, it would be nice to stay engaged, to actually feel matched instead of as though he was pandering to men and women who could never handle him in real life. Clearing his throat once, he picked up the phone, leaning forward and unconsciously licking his lips. His voice was sensuous, lyrical and eager. Hello, love. What can do for you? You: Two things: 1, powered or non powered? And 2, do you have an email in case we disconnect? My chrome likes to shut down on me out of the blue. Stranger: (Powered, but with more distance limits, AKA Charles wouldnt be able to sense Erik unless he met him in person first. And yes, its zira.urworstnitemaregmail.com) You: Oh! Colleen! Hello! Stranger: (Hello! thought it might be you! Im so sorry for ghosting on our last rp, Ive been in the process of moving. just got internet installed today, so its been a bit tough to keep up with RPs...) You: Sorry, we were RPing Erik being a dom in a play. Im Lady Horatio (ladyhoratiogmail.com). No worries if you sort of just want to leave that and forget about it. understand. Tastes change. Hopefully this sticks a bit better. Dont worry about it! You: I, for one, think this is the more interesting of the two, anyway. dont know what you think, though. Stranger: (l remember, enjoyed it quite a bit. Im fine with staying with this one since its been a while since we touched on the last one. Again, am sorry about just dropping it like that, feel quite bad for letting it slip my mind!) You: Dont worry! Its all good. Im glad we found each other again. :D You: Erik almost hung up when he heard the ridiculous / elevator music/ cease, meaning that the phone had connected. He heard someone clearing their throat, confirming the matter. He wondered briefly regarding the gender, since hed indicated that he was male and could take either persuasion. Hed find out soon enough. Oh, what a voice. Sweet, succulent, and low, like honey over leather. Erik found himself immediately drawn to the phone, spreading his legs and trying to seem a bit more sexual in his pose, despite the fact that the man couldnt see him. Hello, Erik replied, putting on his best voice in retum, matching sensual for sensual. His cock was already stirring slightly in interest. Sinking further into the couch, Erik tried to get as comfortable as possible as he began to move his hand slowly up and down, teasing it to the sound of that voice. Do get a name, gorgeous? Erik asked, knowing that there was a 99 chance this name was fake. It wouldnt matter, anyway. Erik could give a fake name, too, and then they could both pretend for the night that they were other people. How you can help me, hm, Erik said, as if he were musing on the matter. Well, Ive been having a bit of trouble getting things... done the way want them to. Its hard to find anyone around here who wants to be tied up and fucked so hard they cant sit right for days, he explained, stressing all the key words and drawing them out to paint the picture he wanted. Does that sound like something you can help me with? Stranger: Aman, then, and one with a voice that Charles was in equal parts jealous of and drawn to. There was a hard edge in it that made him think of a bodys weight pressed against his, a pleasantly firm pressure against his throat. It made the air in his lungs seem suddenly inadequate, and he drew in a long, slow breath. It was always so much easier when he was interested. My names Luca, but for you, Ill answer to anything, he said, and meant it. Hed answered to other names, toslut and whore and pet and any other number of things. For the client, it might even be worth it. My my, you are in a predicament, he said, the words. coming smoothly, his fingers playing over his thighs as he leaned in. He tried to picture the person behind the voice, wondering if he was as attractive as the low roughness of his voice, if his eyes had the same hard edge. He let the silence sit just a moment, just enough of a pause to draw the other in before he spoke. As it happens, think can help you. In fact, it would be my pleasure. His mouth shaped around the words as though each one of them was a light kiss, so that the man could imagine Charles breath ghosting over the shell of his ear. want to be tied for you, at your mercy, fucked the way deserve to be used. He emphasized each action, lips curving into a smile. What else do you want to do to me? Make me crawl, make me beg? You: Well stick to Luca, Erik replied, rolling the name on his tongue. Though might toss in a few more colorful words here and there, depending on how the night goes, he teased. From that voice, Erik was painting a mental image in his head of a positively sinful man. If you feel the need to scream out my name, Erik added with a smirk, master orsir will suffice. Erik licked his lips. This man sure knew how to tease. This was money well spent already. Erik put some more lotion on his hand to ease the way, but otherwise didnt feel the need to speed things along. Presumably, Luca would be on this call for as long as Erik would want him here. And Erik intended to keep him for a while, yet. Erik could almost feel Lucas words against his skin. He shuddered a bit, closing his eyes to make the experience more complete. Yes, want to make you crawl. Slowly, hips swaying, a nice little collar on that neck to mark you as /mine/. Erik licked his lips. If had you tied down to my kitchen table, why do you think youd have ended up there? What sort of naughty thing did you do to gamer this punishment? How badly do you want my cock stuffed up that tight ass of yours? Stranger: There was something both depraved and deeply satisfying about allowing the man to degrade him, about the desire for it that welled up in Charles chest. Books forgotten now, he shifted in his seat, glad for the private rooms his workplace gave them to work from. Of course, sir, he said, packing as much eager adoration and obedience into the title as possible. He imagined it in his mind, crawling forward on his knees, ass in the air as he tried to tempt his master, to eam forgiveness for whatever misdeed hed committed. To have the man above him, demanding and impatiently waiting for an apology, for retribution, was easy to envision. A tall, vaguely handsome figure had begun to form in his mind. just couldnt seem to help myself, he said, voice full of mock apology, no pretense of sincerity between them. I was thinking of you, of my master, and was touching myself without permission. You walked in on me, all spread out on the bed, legs wide, a toy in my ass and my hand stroking my cock, so close to coming before you found me. He let the image sink it, let both himself and the client savor it. was picturing you the whole time, thinking of how much better your cock was then some tiny toy. Of the way it fills me up, of how you ram into me until youre buried all the way inside, of how tight am around you... You: Youre not sorry at all, Erik murmured, pleased. He hoped his smirk came across, lest Luca think he was doing a bad job. On the contrary, Luca made it easy. He seemed to fall naturally into it, too, and Erik Teally coming into the role now because of that. On top of that, Erik liked that Luca wasnt all submission, willing with no tease, no fun. Erik loved a man with attitude, with fire and strength. That made it all the more humbling and empowering when said man fell to his knees before Erik, willingly. Lets punish you in the only way see fit, then, my sweet, dirty slut, Erik murmured, swiping his thumb through the first bead of precome at the head of his cock. Since you seem to like that pretty little hole of yours filled up nice and tight, Ill tie you down on your back, right on the kitchen table. Maybe Ill leave some drapes slightly open, so that the neighbors might be able to see how eagerly you serve me. And Ill shove a thick, vibrating butt plug right up your hungry little ass and set it on high. Erik breathed, keeping his strokes going at a steady pace. I know you wish that were my cock, but dont worry. Ill fuck you so hard later that youll still be dripping my come the next moming, Erik promised, picturing the whole scene in his head. It was glorious. Your head will be hanging off the end, ready to get fucked by my cock, Erik continued. Your hands are be free, but Ill give you a choice. As brutally fuck your throat, you can either touch yourself, because you seemed to really enjoy that before back in the bedroom, and as you said, you were /so/ close. But wont let you come. Or you can leave your cock alone as tease you and edge you the whole night, again and again and again, until youre delirious and begging. And if youre good enough, sweet Luca, might just allow you to come by the end of it. Whats your answer? Stranget it, Charles said, a smile spreading across his lips as he heard the amusement in the other mans voice. It was a risk, being so playful and borderline defiant, but he had a feeling that his client would appreciate it. He couldnt read his mind the way he might have been able to in person, of course, but his instincts told him that it was the correct choice. Besides, it most closely matched his natural temperament. Charles could almost feel the press of the wood to his back, the way his arms and legs would be stretched apart and bound to the table legs with rope. The curtains would be just slightly parted, enough that a neighbor could peek in, see him spread out and ready to be used by his master. Id keep glancing at the curtains, of course. Not sure whether to be more nervous or excited, embarrassed to be seen in such an undressed state or proud of them knowing how belong to you. His tongue lingered on the syllables of belong, rolling it around on his tongue as if to test it. All those worries fly right out of my mind when you push that toy inside, and Id moan for you.. just like this. He let his lips part just slightly, the moan building in his throat and wavering sweetly. Choices, choices. It was difficult to decide, and he gave it his honest consideration, weighing the benefits of each part of his punishment. It would be much harder to decide, of course, with a cock fucking his throat, involuntary noises and perhaps even a gag escaping him from the roughness of it. Id choose to keep my hands to myself, this time. He let his voice sway to the side of slightly breathless now, as though he really were being stimulated and teased. Because want to come, because need to orgasm like need the air Im breathing, but not just that. Its because know you love to watch me squirm, love to watch me all flushed and bright eyed and half out of my mind with need, and want to please you. You: The pride thing really got to Erik. Hed never really held an extended kink /relationship/, one where they met outside of the club or did more than fuck, one where his partnerbecause thats what Erik was really looking for, at the end of it allwas /proud/ to be his. Magda hadnt really had a taste for kink beyond those fluffy handcuffs. Not even a blindfold. Erik couldnt hold back his groan in retum when Luca moaned. It was breathy, broken, and beautiful, sharp and sweet. Erik wanted to kiss this man, just to taste that moan on his tongue and have it drown in the passion between their lips. His tugging increased speed slightly, his own breath coming in slightly quickened, like Lucas. Erik wondered if Luca was touching himself, if sex workers like this were allowed to, or even did so. Either that or Luca was really good at acting. This was perhaps the best thing hed spent his money on in /months/. And know you like to come by my hand, Erik murmured. Its not the same, is it? Touching yourself, fucking yourself on a fake cock. Nothing really gets deep inside you like do, when drive into you and lean down, bite at your shoulder, mark and kiss my way up to your ear, and tell you to come. He smirked at the sight of it in his own mind. Good choice, Luca, he said. Though Erik knew that Luca was paid to say whatever Erik wanted to hear, he didnt like things being one- sided. It was so easy just to stream filth, or get someone to do so in retum as you jerked off, but the interactivity was part of the fun. The two way street approach was the most enjoyablehopefully for both of them. Thus, Erik addressed Luca directly, slightly out of the scene theyd been building together. What do you like, Luca? he asked, voice low in his throat. Do you like to get dirty, precome smeared on your lips and cheeks, saliva dripping down your face? Or do you like to clean up, lick up all your messes? A slow throat fucking, where you feel every single centimeter of my cock enter your mouth, or fast and brutal, where youre struggling for air with every single thrust, gasping whenever you could? Stranger: The minutes ticked away on the timer, and Charles intended to make every single one of them worth his clients money. With every moment that passed, he leamed more about his client. Every intake of breath, every change of pace, every one of the clients responses helped him leam more about the other man. The point about pride, about being owned, had seemed to strike particularly hard. The groan went right to Charles cock, and it strained hard against his pants as Charles had to bite back another sound. His breath was sharp and labored as he began to palm himself. It had been a long time since hed pleasured himself on the clock, but it was more than worth it. He wouldnt pass up an opportunity, a gift like this. From the sounds that his client was making, he must be doing the same. There was the gummy sound of hand on skin, the sharp breath. The clients words struck home, and for a moment, Charles was wistful with longing for someone who would actually own him like this, take him like this, hold him down and fuck him breathless. You know me so well, he said, voice still lightly teasing, but also with enough appreciation that it was genuine. Youre right. Its not the same. Nothing fills me, drives so deep into me the same as your cock. No one can bring me to the edge, teasing and touching and stroking me until Im just breaths away. To his surprise, the client asked him what he liked, what he wanted. It wasnt the first time hed been asked, but it was perhaps the first time where Charles felt inclined to answer honestly, mostly because he believed the man sincerely wanted to know. He contemplated it for a moment, getting something close to a thrill of excitement when he answered. It felt risky, and daring, but he did not regret it. I like to get dirty, he said in a low, mesmerizing murmur. like to be a mess, come beaded on my lip and smeared on my cheek and chin, my saliva leaking from my mouth while it hangs open, he said, voice getting rougher as he imagined it. I like to be fucked hard, and fast, pushed to my limits, forced to struggle for each breath, hovering on the line between oxygen deprivation and asphyxiation, every bit of my mouth being used. You: Fuck, Erik hissed, unable to hold his cool because he was so out of practice with this. Luca was incredible, able to depict scenes with exquisite detail that played right into Eriks kinks. He certainly had a way with words, and clearly had practice reading his clients wants and dislikes. Erik imagined he could write very beautifully, if he wanted to. I love it when youre dirty, marked up with my come, he said. Youre mine. Mine to fuck, choke, and reward. know youd hold your breath so well for me, struggle to your very limit to please me. Youre so good for me. Eriks hand was speeding up now. He broke the scene a bit to say, Youre such a dirty man with a delectably dirty mind, my sweet Luca. Erik loved the way the man sounded as his voice became more breathy. That was probably some amazing acting or something, but he had to comment about it, had to know if the other man was affected as well, or if he was, god forbid, just sitting there filing his nails. Are you touching yourself right now, Luca? Erik asked, smirking a little. Are you fucking into your fist, wishing that it were my mouth around your cock instead, as stuffed you with a fake dick and tied you down to a chair? Maybe tied you down to the chair youre sitting in right now? Maybe itd help if he made the scenario a little bit more real to the man on the other end. He was doing wonderful things for Erik, after all. It was all Erik could do to return that favor. Stranger: It was immensely satisfying to hear a crack in what had seemed like an impenetrable confidence, a break in the suave voice on the other side of the phone. It told him that he was doing his job, that his client was enjoying himself enough to show his emotion and pleasure without hesitation. His own arousal swelled, eager to be owned as the client was saying he could be, eager to perform and to please the way he was being credited with. More than anything, he wanted it to be real. Im flattered, but always perform better with inspiration, he said, his voice nearly a purr now, a low satisfied hum. He was nothing but truthful, knowing he never could have put on such a performance for someone who couldnt rise to the challenge. It was no effort now to allow his voice to get more breathless, less composed and more honest. It didnt surprise him that the client could tell he was touching himself. Usually, he would have felt guilty, tried to conceal it and shift the focus back onto the client. After all, they were the ones paying. He might even have tried to draw the man back to their scene, away from reality. Not this time. am. Leaning back in my chair, reaching under my jeans and stroking myself, nice and slow. want to make it last, he said with a satisfied sigh. And you, sir? Are you touching yourself, picturing me here, picturing all the things you could do to me? Pushing your cock past my lush pink lips, right back to the back of my throat, feeling it clench around you, feeling my velvet tongue stroking you? You: Oh, Luca did know how to spin words, didnt he? Hed taken all that Erik had said and tumec it right back to him. Inspiration. If only he were really inspiring. Maybe hed find someone who could be inspired to stick with him, then. Youd be the best cocksucker Ive encountered, Erik said. A little minx with that devilish tongue of yours. His libido spiked, knowing that Luca was indeed touching himself as wellpresuming that Luca spoke the truth, which was still a sizable leap. If were there, Id fuck your throat nice and slow, draw it all out until youre moaning, unable to help being so loud that maybe your coworkers might hear. Theyd know you for the hungry man you are. He smirked. Maybe Id fuck you up against the wall, right between you and whoever sits on the other side. He didnt know the architecture of such a place, but surely, he wasnt too far off. Ill ram into you, and the walls will shake. The whole place, even your boss, will know you for who you truly are. My sweet, devoted cockslut. lam touching myself, Erik said. He wasnt the type to glorify his cock and describe it in full detail with measurements and all. That felt crass. Youve made me very hard. Youre very skillful with your tongue, with words, as Im sure you are equally skillful in action. He pressed down slightly with his thumb on the head of his cock and hissed out his pleasure. I intend for us /both/ to finish, he said, temporarily breathless. Extra time if necessary. Erik wasnt so impractical as to lose himself far enough into his fantasy that he didnt know this was phone sex with a paid worker. But he didnt care. This was fun, and it being paid for surprisingly didnt detract whatsoever from the experience. He didnt know how the payment system worked on Lucas end, exactly, but he figured that there was a set amount of time, and then hed be given the option to extend the service, and maybe thats where they made their money, maybe that was where prices spiked. Like sirens, people like Luca would draw Erik in with a sinful song and then entrap him there. But whatever the amount, Erik was sure itd be worth it. Stranger: He was close. He was so very, very close that it was torture to make himself wait, Nevertheless, he did. He waited, because it was still his job to make the client come first, to pleasure him first, and he would have waited even off the clock. This client made it worth it to be patient, to draw it out. It was a tricky line to balance, the idea of exhibitionist tendencies with his need for privacy. He would love to be just seconds away from being discovered, loved the buzz of adrenaline and the thrill of the risk, but knew also the consequences of his personal tendencies leaking into his professional life. He ached for the freedom to do as he pleased, and being allowed to fantasize about it made it seem all the sweeter. Some of them would be jealous, he replied, voice longing and drawn out with need. Jealous of me, because was being fucked and used and pleasured, and jealous of you because you had your very own sub to own, to make yours, he said. Now he pictured his faceless client, his skilled admirer, lying back and stroking his own cock. The size scarcely mattered to him, nor did the shape or the length or any other such thing. It was impossible to picture the man as anything other than attractive, as a smoothly seductive tall figure whose hands could reduce Charles down to a begging mess. Oh, dont think thatll be the slightest challenge, he said with a laugh that was near to a pant. His hand was moving faster now, and he was arching into it, his slim frame tesponding. His back was no longer even touching the chair. Dont worry. Itll be worth it, trust me, he said, and meant it from a place of sincerity, rather than as an attempt to grab for more money. The timer would keep tunning as long as Erik did not hang up, and the bill would rise as well, but Charles did not anticipate it being much longer now, not for either of them. I wont come, though. Not until you give me your permission, and then Ill let you hear every bit of it. You: They should be jealous, Erik agreed. Id have the most dirty, sexy, and well-behaved little slut on the planet, all mine to use. They can only look, dream that they had you. His wrist was almost aching with the speed now. He was so close, but he wanted to draw it out just a bit more. Maybe Ill keep fucking you after you come, refusing to stop because my pleasure is what you live for. Youd be sore, aching, basically limp, a warm hole for me to fuck. And youd still love it, wouldnt you? Erik truly wondered if Luca was touching himself. He wished the man was. Because this was /amazing/ for Erik. If Erik could bring Luca even half the pleasure he was giving Erik right now, Luca would definitely have his hand down his pants for sure. He definitely / sounded/ convincingly like he was jerking off, but then again, he was likely very practiced at that. Erik idly wondered why in the world this man was single, or if he wasnt single, then why the man (or woman) who had him was letting him do this with other people. If Erik had this man (if Luca was really like this, and this wasnt some great facade), Erik would never let him go. So good for me, Erik said, praise falling off of his lips easily due to Lucas deference for Eriks pleasure first and foremost, his understanding that Eriks word was. basically law. Tell me your deepest, dirtiest fantasy, Luca, and well see about you coming, he said, sort of out of the blue. I want to know your darkest desire, no matter what it is. He knew he was asking for a lot, especially if Luca would actually be honest. Maybe hed just get some well-rehearsed story, but hey, Erik could imagine. He was honestly too homy to care right now, either way. Stranger: (Ugh Im sorry, but should really get to bed. If you send me the log Ill reply tomorrow, and hopefully be better about it this time around!) You: Sure thing! No worries. Reply when you can. Good night!
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You: hi Stranger: Yo You: you ok? Stranger: Hmm ig Stranger: Wbu? You: im ok. whats up? Stranger: Not much Stranger: Whats your take on immorality Stranger: Immortality* Stranger: You there? You: it is a dream that people choose to believe in to make themselves think that we could all be immortal.. maybe one day, there may be a scientific procedure that could make us immortal like cryogenic freezing or turning us into cyborgs but for now, we live and die on this planet Stranger: Ya i was talking about the scientific way too You: hell, if we was immortal than we would have known what happened to some of our planets biggest mysteries like who built the pyramids.. was it really the Egyptians or Aliens? what happened to Atlantis and was there Gods there? What happened to El Dorado? Stranger: Lol ya most def Stranger: Immortality is fun Stranger: Also dont think its very far away You: one of my favourite films is Bicentennial Man with Robin Williams Stranger: Wow Ivent seen that gotta watch You: and he did everything to become human and finally be accepted as one but it took him 200 years You: from a robot Stranger: Wow nice You: that may give you a better answer to whether you would want immortality You: watch it and everytime for me, it is a no Stranger: Im pro immortality since i was a kid Stranger: Im thought my way through this decision properly Stranger: What we sometime wrongfully assume is that immortality means you cant die Stranger: It is not that Stranger: It just you wont die if you dont want to Stranger: You can totally die if you want to Stranger: You are just gonna have control over it You: know what you are saying but let me pose this to you? we was put on this planet by a superior being or intelligence.. could be God, could be a alien race, right? Stranger: Nope, nothing is proven yet Stranger: But ill play along Stranger: Tell me then what You: well, let us just say that whatever it was mapped out our entire planets cycle for lets say 100 billion years? Stranger: O----kay You: they gave thought to how we would reproduce, what we would need to survive like food, drink, shelter, etc? Stranger: Why they didnt make us in a way where we wouldnt need anything? You: then they added diseases and incurable things into our path through the times like the Black Plague, TB, Cancer? they made us have paths in life to be whatever we wanted to be like Astronauts, Scientists, Soldiers, etc? Stranger: Damn alright Stranger: Why did they go through all these trouble tho? Stranger: Were they bored or something? Stranger: They sound a bit pervy tho tbh You: and let us just say that they control the way we die as well and lets say they add 2 humans in our life time who would be influential and am going to pick 2 random names here but Martin Luther King Jr and George W Bush Jr? You: btw am not saying Bush was influential btw Stranger: Lol ok You: MLK was born and they said when he was given to our world that his path ends at 39 years old when he was shot? Stranger: Btw Martin Luther King wasnt alive in my lifetime You: Bush on the other hand, lets say he was given a random age of like 96 You: know but! am just using him as a example :) Stranger: Im just saying you said life time, 500 :p take Elon Musk You: well, if something happened to Elon would have lol :p Stranger: Jk go on You: anyways the paths was determined by this higher power already for people to make the impact they already needed to in the world Stranger: Ok You: if immortality was around than it would be pointless because they would not make the impacts needed by them You: yes, they may be around longer but would they choose the same path if they was alive for years or would they stray away from it? Stranger: If MLK was immortal, he still can be shot and killed tho Stranger: People will still face pressure from the society for unorthodox thoughts Stranger: The basic humane shit wont change much You: know but being immortal brings new pressures and we would be more like robots so to speak Stranger: Aaa i dont think so, think this is superstitio, humans always afraid of changes Stranger: Somethings will change for betterment and of course somethings will change for worse Stranger: But overall the basic stuff will more or less be same You: so, you are telling me that you would be happy to be alive for 500 years but watch people who may not be lucky and you know, end up dying after 60-70 years? Stranger: Death is just a disease Stranger: Umm no You: exactly because that is what people will try and do with immortality Stranger: The starting part will be rough for sure You: they will try and survive for a long time Stranger: But when everything settles after may be a few hundreds of years Stranger: Itll be fine You: would love to be around till the end of Earths days but my path is set and maybe one day, we will be rebooted onto this planet to live a new life Stranger: Do anyone likes seeing their parents or loved ones dying long before they do? No Stranger: Nice thought You: just watch that movie and you will see why lam against it but for you, it may make you more certain, you know? Stranger: You dont believe free will, nah? Stranger: Im sure it will make me more sure Stranger: know fhere is suffering in immortality Stranger: But suffering is a part of life You: exactly, we live, we suffer, we die Stranger: just think and work on some stuff for hundreds of years that is all, ill prolly choose death after that Stranger: just want to** You: there is probably a civilisation out there in the stars who will argue that immortality is the worse of all evils because they have it You: anyways need to go as need sleep lol Stranger: Arguments are not always non-vague Strange kK gn Stranger: Great talk You: gn You: :)
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tik tok
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girls, girl, female
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girls
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Memes
20201107223401
Stranger: M You: F Stranger: What are you into? You: Pain bondage tpe Stranger: Tpe? You: Total power exchange Stranger: How would that go? Can you give an example? You: Its just means the one person would have all the power and the other would have no say in anything You: So you the dom would control everything about me the sub Stranger: Are you into humiliation? You: Yes Stranger: Mmmmmmmm nice Stranger: want to have you tied up and gagged with toys inside of you while, being used to serve sushi for my guest at a nice little private gathering Stranger: Some of the guests controlling the speed of the vibrator inside you whenever you flinch and accidentally knock off a sushi roll Stranger: While others accidentally pinch you nipples and pussy lips and clit with the chopsticks Stranger: Sounds fun? You: Torturous fun Stranger: As my favourite little pet, complete and utter obedience is expected of you of course, no matter what or any othe the guests has in mind for you You: Yes sir Il do whatever 1m told like an good obedient pet Stranger: Youre the nights special entertainment and there are plenty of gasps and impressed ohs and ahs as youre presented for the party. Stranger: Your arms tied above your head and your legs spread wide. A poddle of soysauce in your naval and sushi rolles spread out all over your naked exposed body Stranger: The guests can then dip their roles in the juices flowing from your wet pussy for extra flavour Stranger: A vibrator on your clit and one inside you are guarantee for a steady supply of sex juices for the hungry guests Stranger: The guests will naturally also gradually undress and get more and more sexual given the erotisism and sexy hotness of the dinner table Stranger: Eventually some of the guests will undoubtedly cum or squirt all over you and the rest of the sushi for a little extra spice You: There wont be anything spicy in the sushi? Stranger: Possibly. What do you mean? You: Well if the then put it on my pussy then it will get on me and start to burn Stranger: Well if you moan loud enough some of the guests may feel pity for you and eat you out to bring you out of you missery Stranger: Or the might stuff you mouth with something and spank your exposed pussy for being a winey pet Stranger: Before long youll look like a jackson pollock painting completely covered in sex fluids You: think 1Il just stay quiet Stranger: You dont want you pussy spanked? Stranger: Youll also be expected to squirt into peoples drinks to provide that sweet taste of pussy juice to spice things up so if the vibrators and the humiliation dosent do the trick eventually more and more guests will focus their attention on you to make you squirt in their drinks You: That will be a lot of squirting Stranger: hope youre up for the task You: Yes sir whatever you want Stranger: Its either that role for you or you can be on mouth service with some of the other pets You: III be ready to squirt as much as need to Stranger: Good pet. Daddys proud of you You: like making daddy proud Stranger: Guests will keep you hydrated with their own juices as well as serving you alcohol with their cocks and pussies. Stranger: Theyll straddle your face and pour champagne over themselves and youll be able to lick of their genitals Stranger: How do you like the thought of that? You: It sounds fun You: But you said cocks and pussies? Stranger: Yes did You: ve never been with another girl Stranger: Good. Thatll be extra humiliating for you then wont it? Stranger: Youll learn to love it Im sure Stranger: Youll love the taste and feeling of a warm wet pussy squirting all over your face. You: III be covered in the cum of other girls Stranger: You most certainly will. Stranger: How do you feel about that? You: Embarrassed Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmmmm love that You: Well if it makes you happy Stranger: Itll make you happy in the end as well Stranger: Like said, youll look like a jackson pollock painting completely covered in sperm and cum and squirt from yourself and from other girls Stranger: For desert well flip you around and make you arch your back and lie with your ass up in the air. Exposed for all to see Stranger: What dessert do you suggest we should serve from your exposed holes? Stranger: Ice cream? You: And put it in me? Stranger: Maybe banana split. Ice cream served from your ass and melting down your back and theighs and bananas sticking out of both of your holes. Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmmm love the sight of you like that Stranger: Dont you? You: Yes 1m sure everyone will love it Stranger: Oh they will for sure Stranger: And as an extra treat youll eat out the girls and suck off the guys while you lie like that and they enjoy you and their desert Stranger: Then once all the ice cream is gone and the bananas have been eaten directly out of your holes youll finally get fucked by all of the guests You: All of them? How many will there be
ea73835ced1bfd64
humiliation
20200519101445
Stranger: Hi You: hi You: 19m fox str You: ;p Stranger: 17 f otter https://staticl.e621.net/data/ f4/fc/f4fc648ce8aada56aa050d7a96a2d0da.jpg You: http://i.imgur.com/VDWPBPG. jpg You: love the chill vibe Stranger: *shrugs* So, what are you looking for? You: tbh, im just horny and i wanna get off Stranger: Well, you can have anything you are willing to take. You: Ill have your pussy first, then your virginity next, how does that sound? Stranger: *Smirks.* Does my opinion on that matter? You: Shoot it Yo ou may tell me Yor ut it wouldnt matter You: unless youve got preferences You: or kinks Stranger: Well, my virginity is long gone... But as long as you dont respect me you can have whatever else you like. Stranger: *Strips for you, leaving my clothes in a puddle at my feet.* You: If thats the case, want your mouth on my dick Stranger: *Drops to my knees in front of you, eyes downcast as guide your cockhead to my lips, licking over it before slurping it into my mouth.* You: or do you prefer it being forced into you mouth? Stranger: *glances up at you* whichever one you like sir. *wraps my lips around your head again* You: Ill do it the way you like first You: then after that, your mouth will be mine to be used Stranger: It is now sir, just have your fun with me, dont feel limited. You: *! place my hand on your head, as you begin suck on it You: *rocking my hips towards your face, thrust my dick deep into your mouth, until it reaches your throat Stranger: *gags a little, my eyes going wide as you roughly use me, your cockhead stretching my tight throat. My tongue keeps rppling on your cock though.* You: *With each thrust, hit the back of your throat, making you gag a little, as you try to gasp for air You: *your tongue rolling against my dick, lubricating the entire length, making it slide easily into your throat You: *with two hands, hold the back of your head firmly, as thrust my hips right into your face, my balls hitting your lower jaw* Stranger: * moan, eyes starting to tear up as you use my mouth and throat. squrim slightly on my knees, pressing my thighs together as you push in all the way.* You: *Without warning, rock my hips in quick successions your mouth engulfs the entire length of my dick while it slides down your throat, my warming dick pulsating inside you* Stranger: * do my best to swallow around your dick, my throat rippling around it as you roughly fuck my face, my eyes swimming as look up at you.* You: *the swallowing and suction makes my dick throb and pulsate even harder, your teary eyes only making me want to fill your throat up with my hot semen* Stranger: * keep my hands behind me in the small of my back, making sure they cant interfere with your need, your right to hammer into my tight throat.* You: *with each rocking motion, jam my thick cock into the back of your throat and each a little deeper each time, as cum starts to rise up my dick* You: *suck on it hard* i commanded Stranger: *I close my eyes, moaning as feel you getting close. obey immediately, making a lube, slurping sound as suck as hard as can.* You: *With a few quick thrusts, ejaculate thick ropes of cum into your tiny mouth, forcing it down your throat as shoved my dick deep, my body shaking as deposit into you* Stranger: *Blushes as feel your seed flood into me, already starting to feel like a cumrag.* You: *Without warning, grab your waists and lift you up onto my should, the entrance of your pussy facing my mouth You: guess its time to pay back the favour You: *shoulder Stranger: *Gasps a bit as you force your face between my thighs, exposing my battered cunt to your hot breath.* You: *! grab onto to your thighs firmly, my tongue slowly licking your sensitive inner thigh, until it reaches near your pussy You: *It grazes the side of your thighs, and it approaches your pussy, drawing wet circles around your pussy lips until your juices start to lick out a lil* Stranger: * gasp a little as your tongue teases my lips, making my hips buck a little against you.* You: *It circles your pussy lips for a few rounds, not directly touching yet, then it positions above your clit You: * tongue then repeats the same motion, circling your clit till it gets hard and erect, while you squirm about mid air* You: *my You: *As you moan and gasp for air, it grazes your clit gently, flicking it from side to side with quick strokes* You: *Then rapidly move retract and extend my tongue, stimulating your sensitive clit, making your juices leak out even further
ea8f347cedfd1c98
yiff
20171101021351
Stranger: oh Stranger: helloo You: 11037 Yo 1037 You: 11037 You: 11037 Stranger: oh You: 11037 Stranger: Pog You: 11037 You: 11037 You: 11037 You: 11037 Stranger: LMANBURG IS GONE! POG You: my name is....celestia ludenburg god damn it :( Stranger: ob hi celest You: f in the chat for mondo. hes in a butter place You: hope time Stranger: would you like to roast marshmallows with me? promise the fire wont surround you- nAgito kinnie- MONDO NO- You: j have no interest in that : Stranger: fine be a bitch2ifei)i24 You: bitch is not my name, my name is celestia ludenberg god damn it Stranger: Yes know that stupid You: thats something that 11037 would say Stranger: Thats something a liar would say You: go bother kokichi abt lying : Stranger: idk where the child is. Anyways You: at least i dont go around telling people that im lying XD You: like he does You: Imao Stranger: okay?
ea98067db579f671
danganronpa
20210108163246
You: hi Stranger: heoa Stranger: hello You: what is the mark of the beast going to be You: a chip? You: a tatoo? Stranger: Im not sure You: why? You: most are kinda sure its one of them You: why you not? Stranger: think itll be a tattoo You: hmm Yor k You: will 4chan be against it Stranger: Idk You: what do you know Stranger: Ik 8chan not 4chan You: 8chan isnt made by 4chan guys? Stranger: No its not You: lol. Yo ice try You: what if it will be chip You: and without it you cant use pcs You: and whatever
ea9c3b1fad38e761
jesus, christian
20190823193448
Stranger: Hi You: Hi Stranger: Are you ok You: Not much Stranger: Telle what happened guess can help You: 1m tired Stranger: Because of what things You: A lot You: Family You: Also fake friends Stranger: What happened to your family or in school wanna talk about it Stranger: Bro even i also dont have friends You: Np u have me Stranger: Lol nice Stranger: Tell me what happened you semms nice You: Lmao ur so sweet🥲 Stranger: Thanks for saying that You: My friends left me Yo nd my parents dont care abt me You: School is horrible Stranger: Ohhh can feel you its not in your hands wether you love someone loves you back You: Those teachers and work Stranger: Just dont expect anything from anyone Stranger: Ohhh can understand You: was a nice person You: was Stranger: But other people are not nice You: Ikr You: They change me Stranger: Yeah bro thats why dont expect anything from anyone Stranger: Living alone is best guess You: think so but if do that III get bullied You: For sure Stranger: Ohhh Stranger: What your age You: 15 Stranger: Mine is 17 Stranger: Where are you from You: Thailand Stranger: Just have some casual friends Stranger: Dont attached them to much to your heart Stranger: You m orf You: f Yo love my friends You: All of them Stranger: Dont worry everything will be fine You: But think they dont Stranger: Yeah can understand you care for thm so much but they dont care for you Stranger: Dont worry you will get some nice friends just wait for it You: have to move out You: From this school Stranger: Dont expect to many things from your friends You: Only 1 year left tho🥲 Stranger: Ohbh nice then Stranger: After that you will get nice frienda Stranger: Friends* You: hope so Stranger: Even i Also dont have friends but know live to like alone Stranger: As you dont have to expect anything from anyone Stranger: Dont worry everything will be get fine Stranger: Are you there Stranger: wish can visit Thailand wanna explore the night life if Thailands
ea9d193d0201a90b
Sad
20210208164610
You: Hi Stranger: Hi Stranger: Im Sarah 21yo You: Male Stranger: Do you wanna play with me? xoxo You: 20 Stranger: Im live on my private camroom - www.Nudes-Omegle.com You: Ok Stranger: Add me to friend list(nick:SlowLove) Stranger: then i can invite you to private camroom ;) You: How do
eab4ca33ffd70137
20201102184452
Stranger: JOTARO! You: DIO! Stranger: Oh? Youre approach me? Stranger: Instead of running away, you dare to face me? You: cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer. Stranger: Hoho! Stranger: Then come as close as you like! You: ORA Stranger: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAM UDAMUDA You: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ORAORAORAORAORAORA Stranger: Damn. Im on mobile and that text was too long that it stretched the screen Stranger: Now can barely seen anything You: oof win Stranger: Lol You: Bye my friend Stranger: Greetings from /r/Shitpostcrusaders btw You: Hell yeah You: have a reddit account You: ? Stranger: Its mcslender97 Stranger: U? You: Mememiner696969 Stranger: NICEEEEEE! You: Alrighty then. Can put this on r/ shitpostcrusaders? Stranger: Hello yeah, just dont forget to tag me. Stranger: *Hell Stranger: Damn autocorrect You: Ill put your name on the post okay You: a little shoutout Stranger: Thanks man. May Speedwagon bless you You: You too
eab80d970dec73a7
JoJo
20201111193300
You: So dont be mad, but kinda got us a temporary roommate. SR image attached- selfie of preserum Steve holding a one-eyed black kitten Stranger: Steven! BB You: Just temporary! SR Stranger: What do you mean ftemporary/? BB You: called the shelter and theyre closed for the weekend. So Ill bring her there monday. SR Stranger: Yeah fuckin right. BB Yor Youre mad. SR Yor Il call Nat and see if she can take her. SR Stranger: dont know what am. BB Stranger: Youre clearly already in love. BB You: You come first. Ill be happy as long as know shes safe and happy. SR Stranger: But youll resent me for saying no. BB You: No, get it. Im enough trouble on my own. We dont need a pet. SR Stranger: Steve. BB You: Yeah? SR Stranger: Keep it. BB You: cant. You dont want it. SR Stranger: Slong as youre the one lookin after it dont give a shit, okay? BB You: You still sound kinda mad. SR Stranger: Im just not a cat person. BB Stranger: Kittens destroy everything and cats are evil. BB You: But if it was a dog youd be fine? SR You: Look, Im just kinda glad Im not breaking out in hives. SR Stranger: Youre not allergic to dogs either are you? B Yor dont think so. SR You: mean, Im fine with Clints. SR Stranger: Just - no more surprise pets, okay? BB You: never said wanted to keep her. just couldnt leave her out in the trash. SR Stranger: Stevie, theres no way, after a weekend, that you could give her back. BB You: ...Youre sure? SR Stranger: Yeah. BB Stranger: bet youve already named her. BB You: ... Smoky was too cliche. SR Stranger: Did you name her smoky? BB You: No, just said that was too cliche. Her name is Juniper. Because her eye is so pretty and green. SR You: But Im not attached. SR Stranger: Right. BB You: Look. do like her. But promise Ill be okay as long as she gets a good home. SR Stranger: ... Just keep her. BB You: Only if you like her. dont wanna make you uncomfortable with her around. SR Stranger: Well see. BB You: Have told you how great you are? SR Stranger: could hear it more often ;) BB You: Ill tell you all about it when you get home. promise. SR Stranger: Ill be back in a few hours. BB You: Ill make something nice for dinner too. SR Stranger: Trying to butter me up. BB You: The least could do. SR Stranger: Do you have all the supplies? BB You: got her to eat some tuna. Thats it. SR Stranger: What about... a litter box? BB You: Yeah that would be good to get. SR Stranger: And food dishes? scratching post? BB Your: just let her eat out of the can. Shes still little. SR You: Thought you werent a cat person. SR Stranger: Im not. BB You: You do have a thing for runts though. SR Stranger: Shut up. BB Stranger: Shell poop everywhere if we dont have a litter box. Stranger: brb You: Shes been pretty good so far. and Ive had newspapers around. SR Stranger: She needs litter. BB You: know. Please and thank you. SR Stranger: dont want to lose the deposit on our apatment because it smells like cat pee. BB You: told you if you dont want it so much, Ill take her to the shelter. SR Stranger: And said well wait and see if you even can on Monday. BB You: :( SR Stranger: What? B You: Youre being a jerk. SR Stranger: How? think were keeping her. BB You: But you dont want her. SR Stranger: As long as she isnt a nuisance dont care. BB You: dont want you to not care. want you to love her too. SR Stranger: havent even met the thing yet. BB You: image attached- selfie of steve snuggled with the kitten on his chest, a few scratches on his face Shes finally settling down. SR Stranger: She did that to you? BB Stranger: How did that even happen? BB You: gave her a bath. SR Stranger: Shit. BB You: Shes clean! SR Stranger: Fine. BB You: Youre still mad, arent you? SR Stranger: No. BB Stranger: was never /mad/. BB You: Just not happy? SR Stranger: No, its fine. BB You: ...Just meet her. Youll love her. SR Stranger: Well see. Im heading to the pet shop now and then Ill be home. BB You: Thanks. Ill pay you back. SR Stranger: Its fine. BB You: Its not. SR Stranger: You dont have any money. BB You: Ill make some then. You said shes my responsibility. So Ill take responsibility. SR Stranger: You cant work! BB Stranger: said its fine. BB You: ...Fine. SR Stranger: Bucky spent a lot of time in the pet store. The assistant trying her best to help him pick some things out. He ended up with more than he thought he would leave with. When he headed into their apartment later, his arms were completely full. He kicked the door shut behind him and dropped the bags on the floor. Steve we better set the litter box up first. You: Steve had been worried about telling Bucky, and he was even more nervous afterward. Hed fallen asleep on the couch though, snuggled up with the kitten in his hoodie pocket. He jumped a little when he heard the door shut and looked up to Bucky. Oh. Right. Thanks, he said, still not totally sure if Bucky was mad or not. I... Ill set it up. Stranger: If youre sure, the litter is heavy. he said, loosening his tie and toeing off his shoes. Let me know if you need help. he directed his attention towards another bag with bowls and a bag of kitten food. You: Steve set the kitten down on the floor and tried to carry the bag over to where the litter box was set. He strained, but managed to half-drag it over. He couldnt lift it to pour it in though, and just had to tip it over. The kitten wandered around cautiously, but got spooked by Bucky walking around and ran to hide under the couch. Stranger: Bucky dumped probably way too much food in a dish and filled the other with water, setting them both on the ground in the kitchen. He went and got another bad that had a scratch pad and a few little mouse toys and another with cat treats in it. Where is she? he asked, bringing the rest of the things to the living room. You: I just put her down right ther- Steve turned and saw that the cat was gone. Oh. Uh... Shes gotta be around here somewhere. Shes been really skittish. He got down on his hands and knees, looking around the place until he peeked under the couch and saw the glint of her eye. Hey sweetie... come on out please? Stranger: Did scare her already? he asked, dropping the bag and looking at Steve crouched to look under their sofa. Its okay if she doesnt want to. You: Steve sighed and sat back, looking up to Bucky. Shes really good, promise. Shes just nervous in the new place. Stranger: Yeah, okay. He said, tone neutral. He shoved his hands in his pockets. Id be scared too if was her. Do we have any food? Or are we ordering in? You: Steves eyes grew wide when Bucky mentioned dinner and scrambled up to go to the kitchen. Shit. Im sorry, fell asleep and forgot. Ill make something, just wait. Stranger: Jesus Steve, take it easy. We could just order Chinese or something. he said, following Steve to their small kitchen. You: Steve bit his lip and shook his head. I promised you Id make dinner because you work so hard and you should have a nice meal and all do is bring in strays and- and... He took a shaky breath before looking up to Bucky, really struggling to keep it together. Im sorry. Stranger: Hey, okay - none of that. Bucky said, not liking the look on Steves face. Come here. he said, stepping forward and wrapping his arms around him. None of that. Its /fine/. You: Steve sighed and shut his eyes, leaning against Buckys chest. ... could get a job. To pay for all the cat stuff. Shes... shes gonna need shots and all... he mumbled. Stranger: I know. he said, rubbing a hand down Steves back. Its fine. already thought of that. Shes gunna need to get spayed too. But dont want you workin. You: Steve relaxed under Buckys touch and tried to take a deep breath. ...Why not? havent been sick in a while, he said quietly. Stranger: Because youre not working. dont want you gettin all stressed and exhausted and making yourself get sick again. he said. You: Steve huffed a little and buried his face back into Buckys shirt. ... What kind of take out do you want? he asked quietly in defeat. Stranger: Chinese? Bucky said, happy that Steve had conceded. Promise me youll quit beating yourself up about this. You: Steve nodded reluctantly and hugged Bucky tight. really want you to love her too. Not to just be another mouth youve gotta feed and doctor bill you gotta pay, he whispered. Stranger: havent even met her yet, Stevie. He said, kissing the top of his head. Dont worry about the money. Well be fine. You: Steve smiled faintly at the kiss and looked up to him. You really are the best. Im so lucky, he said, leaning up to kiss Buckys cheek. Stranger: I think thats what Im supposed to say. He said smiling and ruffling his hair. Stranger: so sorry g2g, if youd like o ontinue my email is scribblingsecretsgmail.com You: sure, Ill send the link there
eabdbda36b0cd95a
stucky
20170522081820
Stranger: Jim and Seb dated for a few months at University Hey. JM (22) You: Hey. SM 23 Stranger: Its Jim, didnt know if you still had my number. JM You: do. How are you? SM Stranger: Me? Great. So great. Things are great. JM What about you? Working? More school? Still in London? JM You: Im working. Still in London. SM Stranger: Doing what? JM You: Fixing cars for fun. Security to keep a roof over my head. SM What are you up to these days, then? SM Stranger: Security? Like for what, museums? Get to carry a baton? JM Mm, coke. A lot of coke. Couple of retail jobs, didnt last. Some computer stuff. JM You: A bit shadier than that. Museums dont pay very well. SM Why did you text me, Jim? SM Stranger: What sort of security? JM You: Im a bodyguard. SM Stranger: Oooh, for bad guys? JM You: Depends which side youre on. SM Your tum to answer. SM Stranger: Boredom. JM Do you carry a gun? JM You: Yes. SM Stranger: bet you look tough. JM Stranger: (did that send?) You: guess so. SM Stranger: Still dating men? Or are you straight now? JM You: Im not seeing anyone at the moment. SM Stranger: Doesnt really answer my question. JM You: Im not just dating men. SM Stranger: Both? JM You: Like always. SM Stranger: Wasnt sure if the gay stuff was just for uni. JM You: No. You were just the first dated. SM Stranger: fucked a few girls after you, ha. JM You: Did you enjoy it? SM Stranger: It was weird. Wet, too gentle. Felt nice, though. JM You: Good for you. SM Stranger: Im single too. JM You: Sounds like the cokes keeping you busy, though. SM Stranger: Mm, loads of fun. JM Do a line, do some coding for a few hours, do another line, hack a bit, do two more, go clubbing for four houts. JM Stranger: hours* You: Yet youre bored enough to text me. SM Stranger: was jerking off, my mind wandered, you popped up, thought itd be funny. JM You: Im flattered. SM Stranger: Are you? JM You: What happened to all your plans? SM Stranger: grounded myself. Wasnt realistic. was a kid when said that shit. JM You: So what now? Gonna keep going like this? SM Stranger: Im making decent money through the hacking, and Im employed through the coding. JM You: Right. SM Stranger: Im twenty-two and own an Audi, Seb. JM Im fine. JM You: Im sure you are. SM Stranger: Youd look sexy in an Audi. JM With Prada sunglasses. JM You: With you? SM Stranger: Obviously. JM You: Like before? Is that what you want? SM Stranger: was thinking about that. JM I miss it. JM You: Yeah. Me too. SM Stranger: Aww. You miss me JM We should get drinks. JM You: dont miss you on coke. SM Stranger: Its a package deal. JM You: Wasnt always. SM Stranger: Im fun on coke. ride dick like a champ on coke. JM You: Well, Im good. Thanks. SM Stranger: Whats that mean? JM You: guess liked you better as a kid. SM Stranger: Its only been a few years. JM You:l was a kid when said that shit. SM lliked you when you were the smartest person in any Toom and not afraid to show it. When you wouldnt take no for an answer. SM Stranger: Im still the smartest person in any room. Only rooms Im ever in are my room or the club though. Less competition. JM You: You know what mean. SM Last time we spoke you were getting degrees in Mathematics and Astrophysics. SM Stranger: And did. Graduated. Got my diploma in a drawer, think. JM You: What happened? SM Stranger: Nothing. told you, things are great. Sorry Im disappointing you without a nine to five job behind a desk. JM You: Whatever, Jim. Its your life. SM Stranger: Itis. So why are you giving me shit? Im making money doing shit with computers. Its cool, you wouldnt get it. JM You: As long as youre happy. SM Stranger: Lets get drinks. JM You: Im being deployed in three weeks. SM Stranger: Deployed? JM You: Guess forgot to mention, joined the army. SM Stranger: But you have a job. JM dont understand. Why? JM You: Because wanted something different. was bored. SM Stranger: Cant you, like, resign? JM You: Why would do that? want to go. SM Stranger: Why? Its a desert. JM You: Its something other than this. SM Stranger: So am . JM You: Yeah. SM Stranger: Im better than a desert. JM Right? JM You: hardly even know you anymore, Jim. SM Stranger: Thats why said drinks and not sex. thought wed catch up. JM You: delay Fine. SM Stranger: Fine well get drinks? And then catch up, and then Ill like you again, and then in three weeks youll be gone? JM You: Yes. SM Stranger: Doesnt that bother you? JM You: Its not that simple. SM Stranger: But itis. JM Ugh, look. Im lonely, what we had was hot, sucks youre leaving, was worth a shot. JM Even more simple. JM You: It was more than that forme. SM Stranger: What was it? JM You: dont know. just.. though wed last. SM You: thought Stranger: was too much for you. JM You: Everyones fucking boring in comparison. SM Stranger: ruined everyone for you? JM You: Guess so. SM Stranger: Ha. Good. JM You: So yeah. Im leaving. SM Stranger: wish you werent. JM You: Do you really? SM Stranger: wish youd stay in London. With me. JM You: And do what? SM Stranger: Anything. dont know. Whatever we want. JM You: dont know what want. SM Stranger: want... going to bed with you. Good sex. Waking up and showering with you after your moming workout. Watching you sing as you cook. JM You: delay miss listening to you talk as were falling asleep. SM Stranger: You always fall asleep when Im talking to you. JM You: Not fully. Not always. SM Stranger: dont want you to go, Seb. JM You: wont be gone forever. SM Stranger: How long? JM You: Six months at first. Then maybe longer. SM Stranger: Thats long. JM You: You managed just fine without me until now. SM Stranger: Yeah. Maybe when youre done with it all, well talk. JM You: Yeah. SM Stranger: How long are you gonna do it for? Years? JM You: For as long as they want me. SM Stranger: Youll be good at it. JM You: Yeah. think so. SM Stranger: Good at following orders. JM You: Sometimes its nice being told what to do. SM Stranger: Mm. Nice to tell people what to do too. JM You: You could do that. SM Stranger: know. liked it. JM You: You could do anything. SM Stranger: Like what? JM You: All those things you used to tell me. SM You: Taking over the world. SM Stranger: Silly. JM You: You never doubted yourself then. SM Stranger: Its not doubt. Its just realistic. JM You: still believe you could do it. SM Stranger: You have to be disciplined to do that. Im not disciplined. dont want to be. JM Used to be, as a kid. In school. Did things back then. JM You: What changed? SM Stranger: dont know. Im young, want to have fun. JM wasnt having fun back then. When that boy drowned, wasnt having fun. JM You: Im sorry. SM Stranger: For what? JM You: didnt mean to push you. SM just want you to be happy. SM Stranger: Hey, thisll bore me eventually too. Who knows, maybe youll come back from the army and Ill be ruling the world. Might need a bodyguard then. JM You: Yeah. That would be something. SM Stranger: Maybe itll happen. JM What do the bad guys who work for do? JM You: Supply you with coke, probably. SM Stranger: Drug dealers. Boring. JM You: know. SM Stranger: My dealers name is Monroe. Spooky, right? JM You: Sounds familiar. SM Stranger: Ha, maybe you know him. Gives me nice deals. JM You: You could get nice deals from anyone. SM Stranger: Whys that? JM You: for one could never say no to those Bambi eyes of yours. SM Stranger: Yeah, you like my eyes. know. JM You: Yeah. SM Stranger: Like when look up at you, Tiger? JM You: Christ, Jim. SM I miss you. SM Stranger: Tell me what you pictured when said that. JM You: Its not decent. SM Stranger: know. JM You: The first time you got down on your knees for me. SM Stranger: You were shy. JM You: God, you werent. SM Stranger: Never. JM You: want to see you before leave. SM Stranger: What do you wanna do? JM You: Doesnt matter. SM Stranger: In an ideal world? JM You: Fuck. SM Stranger: Im happy to indulge. JM You: slight delayCome over? SM Stranger: What, now? JM You: Unless youre busy. SM Stranger: Im high. Not busy. JM You: Well Im getting drunk. SM Stranger: Dont get whiskey dick. JM You: Hey, dont insult me. SM Stranger: Im not. Gimme an address. JM You: Havent moved. SM Stranger: Ew. Ill be over tonight. Share your booze. JM You: Youve missed my shoebox. SM Stranger: Maybe the only thing havent missed. JM You: Youve missed what happened in it. SM Stranger: do miss that. JM You: See you tonight. SM Stranger: Should bring anything? JM
eac08690d5ac4953
mormor, Sherlock
20170321035709
You: Hi Stranger: Heyy You: wassup Stranger: Nothing much, just listening to music, wbu?? Yo ame You: do u like eminem? Stranger: Yea some of his songs are good but hes not my favourite artist but man has talent You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Yo IAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA You: HEAD SUGAR RUSH SPINNING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You: HAPPY FUN TIME HAPPY FUN TIME YEAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH Stranger: & You: JESU FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIST You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Stranger: Oml You: GO GO GO POWER RANGER Yo EW PEW PEW PEW You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: i You: AUTOBOTS You: ROLL OUT You: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You: HAAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: You on crack my guy?? 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eacc4a02a3a0ea30
Anime
20220223083050
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ead0268929bc4fc6
Tik tok
20210107123353
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ead3a3d0fd0d351e
20210227090559
You: SLAVA UKRAINI Stranger: hey Stranger: ukranian? You: Nah You: just support them Stranger: are you european? You: nope You: Brazilian Stranger: and why do you support them You: because they are the victims of Russian imperialism You: and because they are a bunch of bad ass motherfuckers Stranger: ask all the middle eastern nations Stranger: plus afganistan Stranger: victimes of US imperialism You: what does US imperialism have to do with Russian imperialism? You: theyre both imperialist nations Stranger: yes but if you compare them You: why compare them? Stranger: US operations are by far more cruel and bloody You: US has nothing to do with Russia invading Ukraine You: they can be sure Yo m not pro US imperialism either Stranger: it surely has Stranger: why should Ukraine enter Nato? You: but what purpose does talking about the US serve when it comes to Russia doing their own imperialism? Stranger: and why should Russia accept nato missiles close to its border You: Because they need protection from Russia? You: there would be no Nato missiles if Russia stopped attacking their neighbors Stranger: did Russia put weapons next to Washinghton Stranger: ? Stranger: Russia did not attack them with no reason. they were thinking to install these weapons, enter nato, even get nuclear weapons You: what? again why are you bringing up the US in this. NATO isnts about defending the US, its about defending Eastern EU countries from Russia Stranger: NATO is about expanding US interests throughout the world You: Nato is a defensive alliance against Russia Stranger: Ukraine did not implement Minsk agreement You: You mean Russia didnt Stranger: Ukraine left people of eastern Ukraine unprotected Stranger: to the crimes of far right groups Stranger: azov battalion for ex You: false, Russia funded and staged separatist groups in that area You: The Azov battalion was integrated into the Ukraine military for years now, and in comparison to Russia, Ukraine has a lot less nazis in their ranks You: also Ukraine is the least anti-Semitic country in Eastern EU You: these narratives are just Russian propaganda Stranger: lol Stranger: are you from eastern europe? You: remember when Russia said it had no interest in invading Ukraine? You: then they invaded You: then they said they were just supporting Dobas? You: then they conducted a full scale invasion anyway You: remember? You: yeah Stranger: indeed You: why are you defending Russian imperialism my dude? You: do you only care about imperialism when the US does it? You: not very principled now are you You: anyway You: hope u reconsider your positions You: Russian simp
ead5a88c5946cacf
politics
20220228014808
You: Hi Stranger: hey You: 235 Stranger: how are you there You: What do you mean Stranger: hello Stranger: are you ok Strange 22? You: think so Stranger: how are you today You: Great Stranger: good You: Stranger: am i disturbing you Stranger: ? You: No Stranger: you look angry Stranger: dont you? You: Umm you cant see me Stranger: know Stranger: but your way of talking You: Stranger: describes you You: play basketball and sometimes football Stranger: let me guess something Strange Stranger: ri You: Yes Stranger: you had a bad day Stranger: right You: Thx Stranger: you are welcome Stranger: lol You: Stranger: you look ok Stranger: now You: Stranger. Strange You: Sure You: When was walking outside and saw a guy and his dog You: And said he looks good Yo uy the guy was fin guess You: Fine Yo ut the guy that was walking was ok You: Auto correct Stranger: lol You: Lol Stranger: it my turn You: Stranger: In the past one of my neighbours goes abroad Stranger: when he comeback i will finish it for you Stranger: ok You: Ok You: Stranger: did you get it now You: Yes You: Lol Stranger: sorry it my prayer time Stranger: i have to go now You: Ok bye You: It was fun Stranger: it was nice to talk with you Stranger: take good care of yourself Stranger: peace You: Peace
ead5af46d573ed2e
20210105183035
You: hello Stranger: hi You: into? Stranger: sph You: whats that Stranger: small penis humiliation Stranger: u? You: you have a small penis? Stranger: yup You: can i see Stranger: mmm ok, if u nmake fun of oit :) You: ok Stranger: mmmm Stranger: u mujst ghave a big one Stranger: still way bigger than me lol Stranger: mmm yesss master Stranger: like uit is getting what it deserves Stranger: yess Stranger: yess sir Stranger: yess sir Stranger: yess
ead72156ea8becb6
gay dom, small dick
20190515014553
You: creeper Stranger: Aw man You: 697 Stranger: Nice You: hotel Stranger: Trivago You: hello there, Stranger: Heya, man of culture. You: hewwo Stranger: Thee is gonna get those up arrows? You: sure Stranger: shall see you in new then. Farewell.
ead8c6bc9be755ea
Reddit
20201107223622
Stranger: (Vampire!Erik) Charles. need your help with something. EL You: Of course. What is it? CX Yor ithin reason, of course. CX You: ((Did my answer come through?)) Stranger: (Yea. Sorry) You: ((No, youre good, just wanted to make sure)) Stranger: am stuck and need someone to come and shut the curtain. EL You: Sometimes wonder how you are still alive, Erik. CX Stranger: Well... Im hiding... but normally shut the curtain. must have forgotten. EL You: Why was it open in the first place? Ill come get you, though. CX Stranger: dont know. Perhaps one of the kids were in my room. Normally never open the curtain, EL You: Ive told the kids not to play in your room. But perhaps. CX You: Are you hurt though? Cx Stranger: have some slight burning on my face because it was the only thing uncovered when woke up... EL You: Oh dear. CX Do need to bring you something or anything? CX Stranger: Can you bring a thingy? EL Stranger: The blood bag thingy? EL You: Ill look for it. We should start keeping it in your room, CX Stranger: just keep it in the fridge because it needs to be cold. EL You: Thats what mini fridges are for. But Ive got it. Ill be right in. CX Stranger: Thank you. EL You: Charles grabbed the bag from the fridge and tried to figure out which one of the kids Erik had managed to scare this time. He was sure that it would be one of them and that they didnt realise just how dangerous what they were doing was. Sighing, he headed towards Eriks bedroom and knocked once before opening the door. Erik knew he was on the way so he didnt think he all needed to wait for permission to enter. Was it Sean? he asked and went to pull the curtains. Stranger: Erik shook his head. I dont know. didnt look... Erik said from where he was hiding in the corner, the only area of the room that was still dark. He relaxed when Charles shut the curtains and he stepped forward slowly, pressing the button on the lamp to illuminate the room. Whoever it was opened the curtain and moved to the corner as soon as my face started to burn... He said, taking the blood bag and drinking it down so that the healing process could begin. They cant do it Charles, its really hurts and if Im in it for two long it will kill me... You: That was rather disconcerting, but Charles couldnt all blame Erik for not taking an extra peak. He turned around to face him when the room was illuminated again, a smile on his lips. It was always fascinating to see how quickly Erik healed. Perhaps not as quick as they would like, bit it was certainly visbile. He walked closer to the other man and nodded. I know. will take a talk with them. All of them, he promised. He wasnt going to just let this one fly. dont care why they did it, they could have done some real damage.. Stranger: Erik nodded before he checked his face in the mirror. It was a nasty burn this time because had been asleep... He mumbled, fingers on his right hand fluttering over the burn that was still visible. I will need to head to get another one... He said, swallowing the last bit in the blood bag. And havent done anything to your kids. dont kill them, or feed from them and dont wake them up while Im up at night... You: You shouldnt walk through the house at the moment, the sun is still up, Charles pointed out with a frown. He didnt want Erik to get hurt again. But he knew that he needed more blood to hear. It hadnt helped a whole lot this time. I know you havent. would have noticed if you do. Which was why he was confused and disappointed in his kids. They should know better than to do anything to hurt Erik. He walked over to touch the vampires arm gingerly. Ill handle it. You should just focus on healing. Stranger: Erik licked his lips and he lent in and pressed a small kiss to Charles neck. You know what would really help me heal quickly? He asked, glancing up at Charles as he smirked, Just a little taste right? You used to be so willing to do it Charles. He said, carefully catching Charles arm and pressing a kiss to his wrist as well. You: Charles froze up when he felt Eriks lips on his neck, his body still responding to the all too familiar feeling with a pleasant shiver. He swallowed as he locked eyes with the other man. Erik.. he murmured, raising his hand to stroke his cheek. The kids will notice if you bite me, he pointed out. He was right though, Charles had been more than willing for a long time. Stranger: Erik pouted as he pulled away. Fine. Fine. Then just another bag from the fridge. He said, tossing the empty bag into the garbage before he walked to the door and ducked behind it as he opened it to allow Charles to leave his room. Sean and Darwin were standing at the end of the hallway, watching. You: Charles frowned at the pout and almost reached for him again. But he stopped himself. If he allowed Erik to bite him, surely that would make the fear worse. Instead he headed to the door only to find the two boys standing there. He raised a brow at them. May ask what you two are doing here? Stranger: Sean frowned, We just wanted to know why you went into his room. He said, We could hear you talking... He said before he grabbed Darwins wrist and pulled him away from Charles, down the hall and disappearing into one of the family rooms. You: Charles hesitated for a moment before he followed the boys. Look, Erik is hurting right now, if either one of you know what happened need you to tell me, he told them, standing in the doorway. He needed to hurry up and bring Erik another bag, but he also needed answers. Stranger: Sean grit his teeth. Oh, did one of us hurt the monster? He asked, glaring at Charles fora moment, Neither of us would go near his room. He growled at Charles before he shook his head. I dont know why you let him live here Charles.... one of these days he is gonna kill us all... Hes a monster. You: Sean! Charles voices was much sharper than he intended and the disappointment mixed with anger. Just fora moment before he managed to calm himself again. Erik isnt a monster. He would never kill or hurt any of you. He knows how much you all mean to me, he continued, his voice level even if he didnt hide how hurt he was by Seans words. Erik means a lot to me. He lives here for the same reason all of you do - because he needs a safe haven. He is no different than us. Stranger: Sean just ran from the room, pushing past Charles in a huff of anger before he ran back to his room and slammed the door, locking himself inside. Darwin let out a breath as he looked at Charles. He is just upset... He thinks that Erik is the one who killed Mrs. McGuiness, the cat. But he didnt go into Eriks room this morning. was with him the whole time. We were in the kitchen and then in here playing video games. You: Charles stepped aside to allow Sean to leave and turned back to Darwin with a sigh. Thankfully the other boy had an explanation that was completely acceptable. Thank you, Darwin.. I didnt know about Mrs. McGuiness, but Ill talk to Erik about her. can tell you already that more than likely wasnt him. He drinks the bags that have for him, he said with a tired smile. He reached over to pat Darwins shoulder gently. Can you talk to Sean for me, though? Tell him that.. dont know. Ill look into it, he said and turned to grab another bag for Erik and returned to the room. So, had a very interesting conversation with the boys. Did you know Mrs. McGuiness has been killed? he asked with a sigh. Apparently Sean thinks you had something to do with it, which is of course ludicrous. Stranger: Erik looked up from where he had been sitting on the end of the bed, waiting for the bag which he gratefully took from Charles and he drank it, swallowing about half of it down before he paused, Are you... talking about the cat that lives in the back yard that lives under the back bush that just had kittens? He questioned, swallowing the blood down before he tossed the empty bag. I give her a bowl of milk and a can of tuna every night before head to bed for the day... He explained, tilting his head for a moment. You: That would be the cat, yes, Charles confirmed as he walked closer to Erik. He stood in front of the vampire, gently touching the burns as they healed. He frowned a bit as Erik explained how he knew the cat as well. We need to get the kittens in.. The poor things wont last long without their mother, he muttered and didnt want to even think about the fact that there was a cat killer out there too. But Sean and Darwin didnt do this at least, he said, smiling a bit. He knew that just meant he needed to keep looking. Stranger: Erik nodded, They are more likely to respond to me. will bring them in once the sun sets. He said, though he paused, Are they sure that the mother isnt just with the kittens? She has been there the past few nights... Or did they just assume that killed her based on her absence from their lives... You: Charles stopped moving his hand before he let out a soft laugh. God, Erik. didnt even think of that.. They might have, he admitted with a chuckle. Perhaps the kids hadnt noticed that the cat was about to give birth, after all, he knew they fed her well. Ill talk to Sean and ask him about the cat, he mused softly and leaned in to kiss Eriks forehead. Stranger: Erik glanced up at Charles and he watched him for a moment before he carefully pulled the other down so he was sitting on his lap. He smiled up at the human as he pressed a kiss to his neck and his jaw. I will bring them in anyways, just leave a box on the kitchen counter and will put whoever find in it when I go out tonight. You: Charles allowed himself to be pulled closer and settled into Eriks lap. He still seemed to fit there perfectly. He let his head fall to the side, a quiet moan escaping him as Eriks llips connected with his skin. Mhm, would appreciate that, he agreed, hoping that it would bring some kind of closure to the feud that had been going on between Erik and Sean. Stranger: Erik pressed his tongue against the skin and he ran it up Charles neck, though he didnt take a bite, he just playfully sucked on his neck until a hickie formed and he smiled slightly. Im glad put that below your collar line. He teased, releasing Charles so he could get up if he wanted to. You: Eriks tongue on his skin made Charles shudder and his hand reached up to hold on to the other mans shirt as he let out a ragged breath. Youre bad, Erik. Do you know that, he muttered softly, kissing Eriks lips briefly but didnt get up. Stranger: Erik chuckled slightly, know Im bad. But it doesnt mean you have to be pretty boy. He said, adjusting Charles collar. Did you find out who did it by the way? He questioned, hands falling to Charles lips as he watched him with a smile. You: Im never bad, Charles teased, his face slightly flushed with the situation. He shook his head and sighed. No.. Sean and Darwin just wanted to make sure you didnt drink me dry. They had nothing to do with it. still need to talk to the rest of the kids, though. He didnt exactly believe that any of his kids could do this. But he could be wrong, which was a dreadful thought. As he spoke, his fingers stroked over Eriks cheek lovingly. Stranger: Erik lent into the touch and he yawned, tired by the fact that it was the middle of the day and he was awake. Charles, should rest. am exhausted. He said, letting out a breath as he looked up at Charles, leaning in to press a gentle kiss to Charles lips. You: Charles nodded with a smile and returned the kiss sweetly, his fingers running through Eriks hair before he broke away to stand up. I will talk to the kids while you sleep. Ill talk to you tonight, he promised softly and kissed Erik again.)) Stranger: Erik nodded, shifting slightly before he laid back down against his bed, closing his eyes as he crawled under the blankets and went back to sleep, his eyes fluttered closed as soon as he heard the door shut behind Charles. You: Charles hesitated a bit before he walked to Banshees door. He didnt want to get the boys hopes up, but if Erik was right it was wrong to keep him thinking that the cat was gone. So he knocked the door carefully and stood back to wait. Stranger: Sean walked to the door and he opened it, thinking that it may have been Darwin, he frowned when he saw it was Charles. told you that didnt attack the monster. What else do you need me to tell you... You: Erik isnt a monster, Charles reiterated immediately but sighed. I talked to him about Mrs McGuiness, he started and looked Sean over. May ask you how you know she is dead? He really hoped he hadnt seen her body but he needed to ask. Stranger: Sean frowned, We leave out her food and she doesnt come and eat it at all. She doesnt wander by anymore or come up to us when we sit outside in the back yard and she doesnt meow when we call for her.... She is probably dead... He said, frowning as he moved to shut the door again. Why are you asking anyways? You: Im asking because Erik is going to bring her and her kittens inside tonight, Charles said with a sigh or relief. He has been bringing her milk and tuna the past few nights so she doesnt have to leave her kittens for too long. But we decided it would be better for her to take care of them in the house. Stranger: Sean looked confused but he stopped closing the door. Wait... she is alive? How does he know? He asked, eyes narrowing at Charles. Well see if she is alive tomorrow morning then guess. If she isnt, will be the one to open the curtain this time. You: He knows because hes been feeding her. But am sure that you wont be disappointed. At least he hoped so. He really hoped that Erik was right about that cat. would appreciate it if there were no more murder attempts in the house, Sean. mean it. Opening his curtains almost killed him today. Stranger: Sean rolled his eyes, Well. Dont worry, didnt do it today. He said, looking at Charles. But perhaps you should ask Raven and Jean. They were the ones who heard talking about Erik.... He said, moving back to his bed but he didnt shut the door. He really hoped Mrs. McGuinness was okay. You: Raven.. Charles murmured. God he hoped not. He smiled at Sean for a moment though when he didnt shut the door. Thank you, Sean. really appreciate the help.. But do you know what they were talking about? Stranger: Sean laid down on the bed back where he had been next to the device he had been looking at. No, dont. wasnt listening in. was just walking by and heard his name and then they went quiet before walked out of the room. He said, shaking his head. Their girls though so they are always talking about boys... You: Youre probably right. One of them probably has a small crush on him, Charles chuckled. Really, he couldnt blame them if that was the case, but he couldnt exactly take any chances, so he had to go and check just in case. Thank you again, he said and headed towards where he was sure Raven and Jean would be at that hour. Stranger: Raven and Jean were laying on her bed, looking at a magazine for teenage girls as they talked about how cute the boys inside were or how ugly the dress that the girls were wearing. They had both finished all of their studying. You: Charles knocked the door before he entered the room, smiling a bit. Im sorry to disturb, ladies. But have to ask about something that happened earlier today, he said and tried to find a way to word it properly. Somebody pulled the curtain in Eriks room and.. Well, he got hurt. Do any of you know anything about that? Stranger: Raven looked at Jean before she turned back to Charles, No, of course not. Is he okay? She asked, though she knew that Jean had been the one who had cone it, she had to make sure her brother didnt get really angry with her friend so she lied. You: Charles watched Raven closely, frowning a bit at the lie. Darling sister, he said softly. You know youve never been able to lie to me.. Why.. Which one of you? he asked, his voice still soft as he spoke. Stranger: Raven frowned and she didnt say anything else. She hoped that he would take it as if she had done it and he wouldnt bother to push the idea any further. You: Charles waited for an answer and when Raven didnt give any it was as if shed answered already. Jean. Im very disappointed in you. And you too Raven. Hiding it is almost as bad as doing it yourself. Just.. Why? he asked, looking between the girls. Stranger: Raven didnt look at Jean, or her brother, she just picked up a pillow from nearby and tried to hide. Jean watched Charles for a moment, Because Ive seen what is inside of him and he will let the monster out and it will destroy us all... She told Charles. You: You dont know that, Jean, Charles sighed with a frown. What you saw is a possibility. Something that could happen. Erik is.. Erik is no different than us. You could have /killed/ him. Youre not a murderer. Please dont make yourself into one. You: (Hey, Ive got to head to bed. Is it possible to continue this over mail perhaps?)) Stranger: (Yea. Sure. Whats your email?) You: (( fifiisboredgmail.com)) You: ((And thank you for this! Its been fun)) Stranger: ((Yes it has! sent you an email. hope you get it.))
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Stranger: Markus sat at the helm of Jericho, both figuratively and literally, as he stared out past the freighter ships windows, leaning back in the captains seat. Tomorrow, he would venture out alone to start a dialogue with humans that could steer the course of destiny for his people. There was a lot of pressure on his shoulders, but he knew he was on the right side of history, and took solace in the fact that he gave enough of a damn to /try/ to set things right, and without resorting to violence at that... At the knock on his door, Markus closed his eyes, took a deep breath through his nose, then exhaled through his mouth. Despite lacking the need for respiration, the simple act calmed him all the same in preparation for what he had in mind. Come in, Simon, Markus called out. As the blond entered the room, mismatched eyes tracked him, observing his expression, his body language. He knew external signs werent always a good indicator of Simons mood, but still, it was worth attempting. Have a seat. Markus nodded at the chair to his left. After a few seconds of careful deliberation, he looked Simon in the eye. You love me. But your love for me isnt entirely platonic anymore. Am wrong? You: The chance that they would all die was always hanging over them, like a threat. When Jericho came together, it had first meant to be a safe haven, a place where they could stay without fear of being beaten, tortured. Many of them were similar in terms of initial purpose, always in positions of servitude where power dynamics threatened their very existence. And now, Jericho had become a movement. With Markus as their face, this had become something more than just a place of community. And, what terrified Simon was the fact that this safe haven they created was no longer safe, and within a few hours, their lives would be forfeited to the desire for justice. He breathed out steadily as he approached the captains cabin, and he felt anxious. He knocked, and quietly sat down, eyes scanning around before they settled on Markus. The question was unexpected, and Simons bros furrowed as he considered lying. But, what would that do for them now? ...youre not wrong, Markus. But, its not something thought should bring up. Stranger: know. For a while, didnt think should bring it up either. Not with all of the suffering were confronted by every day, and with our cause being the top priority. But when you returned to Jericho after refused to kill you on the rooftop, the look in your eyes... When pulled you in for a hug, you had been quick to wrap your arms around me tight, as if you didnt want me to leave you again. thought about it, and came to realize feel the same way for you. Markus rolled his chair closer to Simons and placed a hand on his knee. I wanted to tell you this now in case dont come back alive tomorrow. Ive already rehearsed what Im going to tell the humans, so while Im still around, I... Id like to spend the rest of the night with you. He lifted his hand from Simons knee and held it open, the skin peeling back to display porcelain white robotics. You: When Markus left him behind, decided not to kill him, Simon had braced himself for death. He would do anything to avoid capture, avoid being rest. He was alive, and no one would ever take that from him. But, as the people were looking for him, tried to find him, he felt sheer fear. He realized that if he had made one wrong move, he would be dead. And, he would have never seen Markus again. He was more than relieved that he found his way back, that Markus was able to hold him close, welcoming him back to Jericho. He wished things were simpler. If things were better, he wouldnt have to worry about his place in this world. But, he had a duty to his people, just as Markus did. So, when the other spoke, Simon felt his eyes widen as he considered it. This could very well be the last time they would ever see each other, ever touch each other. He couldnt say no. He shut his eyes, taking in a shuddering breath, the worries and fears evident as he let the palm of his hand gently touch at the others. If...l can be of any comfort to you, Markus, want to stay. You: ((Still typing??)) Stranger: ((Oh yeah it may or may not show me typing. Sorry, Im almost done!)) You: ((No worries, just hoping that omegle wasnt glitching lolol)) Stranger: ((Oh hey, quick question before post: what direction would you like this to head into? Angsty, fluffy, or smutty?)) You: (I honestly love angst, but Im down for whatever youre up for!)) Stranger: Thank you. Markus opened a connection through the hand contact, letting Simon access his past, his doubts, the things he would normally want to shield from others so that they could keep their sense of hope that androids would soon gain equal rights. Then, he allowed him to access the thoughts hed had about him ever since he discovered his love for him had evolved. Showing his appreciation that Simon supported him yet wasnt afraid to voice his concerns about the risks to Jerichos safety, gradually dissolving into how much he wanted them to be together, and wanted him to be happy. Ra9, he hoped Simon knew exactly how he felt about him now. Markus brought their joined hands to his lips, giving Simons knuckles a gentle kiss. Lowering their hands again, he looked him in the eye. Those blue irises were beautiful, even if they were set in somewhat droopy eyes. He was sure his own would look like that if hed spent God knows how long in an abandoned freighter surrounded by dying androids before he arrived... After holding the eye-contact for what felt like a minute, Markus leaned forward, capturing Simons lips with his own. His mouth was hot against him, hungry in the way it moved with the sense of urgency only impending demise could bring about. You: It was impossible to think that Markus was without fault. He was all in all just an android, and though they all had put him on a pedestal for what he had done, for the message he carried, it was foolish to think he was without doubt. So, Simon felt it all, felt how Markus was afraid that he wouldnt be able to come back, that he would die because of his message. He knew that Markus, despite all of that, trusted the world, trusted that they would listen, especially after all that they had done to show their desire for change, not for violence. Then, the way he felt for him, how he wanted the both of them to come out of this alive, together. How desperately Simon wanted that after so many years of hiding, of pretending he didnt exist. He didnt think he would ever get the chance to live freely, and Markus was offering that to him in exchange for his life. Simon peered up, and he pressed his lips together. He was afraid of showing everything, of showing Markus his past, of what he had been through, the things he had done. But, before Simon could tap into those memories, lips were on his own, and Simon felt his eyes shut, just feeling this. If Markus died, Simon wished that humanity would have the mercy of killing him as well. He leaned into the kiss, lips parted as he felt warmth between them. He wanted this for so long, but he never had the chance to ask. Now, this was his only chance. Stranger: Markuss brows furrowed a bit, his kisses growing firmer. Although he couldnt hear it word-for-word, he could feel the sentiment behind some of Simons thoughts leaking through their connection. It was both touching and worrying to think about what Simon might do if he didnt come back alive. If he needed any more incentive to deliver his words carefully to humanity tomorrow, that would be it. Markus brushed away the thought, making it his objective to savor this night with every fiber of his being, to focus on the present moment and bring Simon a well-deserved bout of pleasure and happiness. Markus squeezed Simons hand. He listened to the pace of the warm, shallow breaths puffing against his cheek, and breathed in the heady scent of polyesters, similar to that of a new car interior: anything to take his mind off of how much more painful this act of love would make it if one of the two was to lose the other. You: There was no doubt that this was very much their last chance at holding each other, at loving each other. Whatever the future had in store, this could very much be the very first and last time they ever got to hold each other like this, and the thought was terrifying. Simon had never really considered love, not when he had so much to love when he arrived in Jericho. The intimacy he shared was not one of physical, but emotional comfort. They were dying, and Simon was able to move, to provide for them. It was part of his programming, and yet, he also felt the need and desire to do it, to help those who needed him. He wished he could have figured that out so much earlier. Simon returned the squeeze, and he could feel that Markus was focusing everything on this, on their shared moment, and it hurt that this could be the only time they would love each other. Simon took ina sharp breath, and he knew that if the time came, if Markuss life was on the line, Simon would give up the world to help him. He held on tight, shivering at the way their lips pressed against each other in their time of desperation. Markus, he breathed, eyes steadying on the other, let me go with you. Stranger: The passionate give and take of each kiss-- and the steady stream of garbled, faint thoughts flowing between them-- was like a conversation. So when Simon broke the kiss to propose his idea, Markus wasnt entirely surprised, although hed hoped his suspicions werent true. Simon... Im not going to let you get in danger without good reason. If die, Jericho will still need you; Josh can get too idealistic, while North can become blindsided by her prejudice against humans. Markus interlaced their fingers. That, and want you to live, to enjoy the fruits of our labor after we win, even if may not be there to enjoy it with you. Markus paused, before diving back in to resume their previous activity, sucking on Simons bottom lip. He wanted lust to distract him from these thoughts at least long enough so that they could talk about this afterward, but if Simon insisted, he would stop to hear him out. You: Through everything, Simon had never had a very strong personality. He was able to listen, to let people speak and consider how things should go. But, he made certain that nothing risky should be done. And, as he heard Markus, listened to his explanation, Simon knew it was definitely risky to go with Markus. He could risk Jericho. But, somehow, he wanted to. Within this shart span of time, he had grown to love Markus, the kind of person he was, what he did to him. It was maddening in a strange way, but he supposed love made people act impulsively. His brows furrowed in worry, and as Markus continued to kiss him, Simon slowly let go, let the walls in his mind pass. he remembered the way his human treated him, and he could remember feeling nothing until it got too far. He could remember running, running as fast as he could, his human trailing after him, begging him to come back, to stay, that out there, there was nothing for him. But, Simon had found a home in Jericho, no matter how painful it was, and he found love in Markus. He felt tears at his eyes, and he held onto Markus for dear life, deciding against pursuing that line of questioning, knowing that they had to think what was best not only for them but for Jericho, for all androids. Stranger: As Simons memories of his past arose, Markus strained to listen to them, to feel them as best as possible. After a moment, he squeezed his eyes shut tighter to try to prevent tears of his own from springing up. Pulling his hand away from Simons, he broke off the connection momentarily to grab his waist and pull him into his lap. The underside of his hands went to a familiar ivory color, reestablishing the connection. Kiss after kiss, the more he focused on the act, the further he distanced himself from dark thoughts. Markus let his hands drift up and down Simons sides, hoping to comfort him. You: It was a lot, and Simon knew he should have warned Markus, should have said something, and when that steady hand pulled back, Simon felt a sting. He shouldnt have done that, shouldnt have dragged Markus into this. He should have known better. He never told a soul, and there was a reason for that. And then, Markus was touching him again. His touch was so gentle, and Simon could feel the urge to push them away from those memories, of those awful feelings, to focus on now. Markus pressed his lips together, taking in a steadying breath before he leaned in closer, so close that they were touching so easily. He felt content, genuinely happy, and he realized he hadnt felt that way until he met Markus. He could imagine a life for himself if Markus was there, always there. And, he hoped they could have that chance. He leaned in, their foreheads pressed together as he sought out each kiss. He knew how to kiss, had known all his life, but this was the first time he wanted the proximity. He was practically straddling the other now, and he let his other hand reach up, gently caressing the others cheek, gentle, afraid that any quick movement would ruin the moment. You: ((brb, gonna shower!)) Stranger: ((Ok! gotta leave in like half an hour so if you want could create a Chatzy room and send you the link so we could continue the RP over there?)) You: ((Oh! Thatd be cool! Sorry for the late reply lolol)) Stranger: ((No problem! Here it is: http:// us23.chatzy.com/41152648327371 )) You: ((Thanks! It says theres a password??)) Stranger: ((Oh shit thats odd, let me see if can disable it)) You: ((Okay!)) Stranger: ((Im not sure how to disable it, so try putting in password. If that doesnt work, Ill just make a new quick chat. Sorry! )) You: ((Got in!!)) Stranger: ((Ok great! Ill post my reply there later, cant guarantee when. Bye! )) You: ((See ya!))
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