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[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, meesa think yousa lookin’ so so sad." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize that this is difficult and try to help me through it." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Say what? (Raj whispers in his ear) That’s basically what I just said." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You brought your husband to work, you know the rules. Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "He’s worried about looking foolish. That’s a heapin’ helping of irony right there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, you know you’re not leaving physics. Why are you doing this?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah, right, there’s nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who’s got music blasting from between his nipples." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, Stuart, what’s going on?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Why don’t you keep that stuff in the bathroom?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He does. And in the kitchen. And in the car. And in his pocket." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I’m, uh, uh, gonna be a father." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Congratulations." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I don’t think you have a good handle on dictatorships." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, everybody takes vacations." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I shouldn’t be raising a kid. I don’t even eat my own vegetables." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Buddy, I, I think you might be overreacting." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You’re right, it is, I’m just a little overwhelmed right now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, you know what we should do?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Plus, you didn’t get to meet Stan Lee." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, that’s enough, Howard. The poor guy’s had a tough time. He had to spend the entire afternoon in jail wearing that suit." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You don’t need your dad’s money. You can get by on your salary." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Well, we work at the same place as you, and we’ve always been fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah, maybe tonight. But a year from now, he’ll be crawling under the sink looking for his Xbox. Well, he will." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? Why don’t we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine’s Day?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I guess. Still, it’s a shame Professor Rothman was forced to step down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What choice did the university have? He snapped. It happens to theoretical physicists all the time." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, just don’t get anything Jurassic. He feels like that whole chunk of time has gone Hollywood. Hey, uh, you know, he told a sad story about how his sister tricked him into thinking Batman was coming to his party." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "That’s funny. Let’s do that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe we could get Batman to actually show up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is that who I think it is?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "It can’t be. What would Summer Glau be doing riding the train?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe John Connor’s aboard and she’s protecting him from an evil Terminator." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You know, there’s a point when this becomes idiotic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And it wasn’t when we were driving like this?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "See, he’s not wearing a tie." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he’s a patent attorney. Maybe his tie is pending." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, I don’t think there will be." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, we did our own search." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Van Nuys pole-dancer D.D. Melons. All right, I think we’ve really helped women today. Let’s fire up the old Xbox." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys, please don’t make this a school project where I’m the smart kid doing all the work while the slackers sit back and watch." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Uh, I’ve seen this before." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "No, I’m an American hero. Your uncle brings people nuts, okay?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright, alright. Boy, we are learning a lot here, huh? Thank you, astronaut Howard. Um, I am what’s called an experimental physicist, which is super-fun, because I get to test theories and work with lasers. Yes?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "He’s gonna die alone, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah. I’m terrific." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, which one do you think it is, matey?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Actually, I don’t want to know. I want all of them to be true." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, one of them is." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, pish-posh. (Raj whispers to him) I don’t know, it means shucks. (Raj whispers again) Shucks means shucks. Let one go once in a while." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, uh, penny, you want to hear something awesome?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are we gonna tell the girls?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s not a problem." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I mean without lying." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "And now you’ve made it a problem." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. We’re a couple of smart guys. I’m sure we can come up with a way to explain this that doesn’t make us look bad." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "That’s terrible." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Jews don’t have hell. We have acid reflux." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, you guys want to do something tonight?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Nah, I can’t. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class. 18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool. Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about you, Raj?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hm, it’s no big deal." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking. It’ll look so nice next to the ones he’s already got from Leonard Nimoy, Carl Sagan and Stan Lee." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "She doesn’t know she takes them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, that’s okay. It was something else keeping me up last night. And again this morning. And, I didn’t mind. I was up last night. I was up this morning. I didn’t mind. Those are your clues." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "He’s right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t understand." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s not always." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about when we went to Comic-Con and dressed like Jabba the Hutt? You got to be Jabba’s head, and I got to be his fat slug butt." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "What can I tell ya, I’m not into that stuff any more." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good for you, Howard. I’m proud of you. And still, you’re the first one of us to get married. We have to do something special." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s not your fault, it’s mine. I did all that stuff, not you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, you did do one of them together." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "There it is. There’s the spike!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "2.5 seconds for the light to return. That’s the moon! We hit the moon!" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bernadette, that’s great. Howard, do you make a buttload?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Better than what you’ve got a buttload of." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, if I roll down the windows in the car, everything’s peachy. If you do it, you’re still not a doctor." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You know, if you’re really serious about that, I hear there are some exciting opportunities in home care for the old and fat." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whatever you do, just don’t make any rash decisions." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Stay frosty, there’s a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Warriors, unsheathe your weapons, magic wielders raise your wands." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I can’t look at you or your avatar right now." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sounds like your neighbour’s home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "That was absolutely humiliating." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yes, but you don’t have to lose to Kyle Bernstein’s Bar-Mitzvah party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Neither do I. Doogie Howser’s been off the air for like, twenty years." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, I read somewhere that it’s one of the most popular programmes in India." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s the entire premise of Fiddler on the Roof." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not a big fan of musicals, but I love that show." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I wasn’t expecting such a crowd, I’m a little nervous." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s okay, just open with a joke, you’ll be fine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A joke. Okay. How about this, um, okay, uh there’s this farmer, and he has these chickens, but they won’t lay any eggs. So, he calls a physicist to help. The physicist then does some calculations, and he says, um, I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum. (Raj and Howard laugh.) Right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "That would be me. Hey, check it out, it’s a featured video. (The watch)." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh jeez. Is this suit really look that bad?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi, Howard." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Am I interrupting?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Little bit, yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Okay. Tomorrow you’re going to get a card in the mail. Just throw it away." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Top o’ the mornin’o ya!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, I can really do this by myself." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey, we’re here to support you, buddy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re not. You’re here to see if I get my underwear pulled over my head." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey, guys." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey. How was dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Swell. I need a drink. Do we have any alcohol?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You should thank us. When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned, this right here is the black box." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about, the date went fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he came out of his room this morning wearing his Darth Vader helmet and tried to choke me to death with the Force, so I’d say, a little better." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "If I may abruptly change the subject, did you and Penny finally… you know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard…" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Personally, I don’t care, but my genitals wanted me to ask." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, tell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Thanks, my mom made it. Penny with a new guy, tres awkward." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It wasn’t awkward. It wasn’t fun. Besides, what’s the big deal, we dated, we stopped dating, and now we’re both moving on." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well, I married a little Catholic girl, so we’re even. Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon. The three of us came up with the guidance system." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I gotta tell you guys, I’m a little worried about Sheldon." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "We’re all a little worried about Sheldon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey, good news, you don’t have to sulk about Penny any more, look, there are hundreds of Croatian women just waiting for you to contact them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Anythingforagreencard.com?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I’ll lend you my user name, it’s wealthybigpenis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re joking." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well, you gotta make it easy for them, they’re just learning English." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Pass." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "So you’re just going to sit around here and mope while Penny is out with Doctor Apu from the Kwik-e-Mart?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a date, and that’s racist." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I’ll lend you my user name, it’s wealthybigpenis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re joking." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well, you gotta make it easy for them, they’re just learning English." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Pass." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "So you’re just going to sit around here and mope while Penny is out with Doctor Apu from the Kwik-e-Mart?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a date, and that’s racist." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "It can’t be racist, he’s a beloved character on the Simpsons." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let’s just eat so I can get to bed. With any luck tonight will be the night my sleep apnoea kills me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yeah." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "So you’ve been with Penny for like a month and a half now. Where’s my shorty, Morty?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard, you can’t hold me to that." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because when I made that agreement, I didn’t think I’d ever have a hot girlfriend. And I was positive you never would." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "So, have you talked to Penny yet?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I haven’t." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because I’ve been busy, because I haven’t figured out a way to bring it up, and mostly, and I can’t stress how key this is, because I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Leonard, a pact is a pact. You have to get Penny to fix me up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not that simple. What am I supposed to say? Penny, do you have any friends you’d like to never hear from again?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "That’s ridiculous. Sheldon, I vote that is not a tangent." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. And now I owe you one." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, and someday he’ll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, look, the’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait, that’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of, what a coincidence. It’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother, the current Mrs. Wolowitz." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You told her my experiment was stupid?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I was just repeating what Sheldon said. Let’s not get off topic, Bernadette, I need to apologize. I was wrong to tell you who you should be friends with." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Should I, um, leave you two alone?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "No, we can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What makes you think I can convince her?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let me see if I understand this. You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "No, it would just freak him out. Listen, before we leave, I should warn you, I’m a passionate man and I tend towards public displays of affection." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you trying to tell me, Howard?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant, and I don’t want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable, so it would help if you and Penny made out, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry. We’re planning to have sex right on the salad bar." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You know, Sheldon, you don’t have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just eat, Sheldon, you’ll feel better." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I’m surprised to see you here after it went so badly with Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, hey, we’re grown-ups. We can still be friends." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sheldon still moping?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it’s weird. Even though he didn’t want to give the lecture in the first place, being rejected by those students really hit him hard." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yes. Koothrappali’s going to wet himself, I’m gonna throw up, Sheldon’s gonna run away, and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys, there are four of us and one of him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, Raj. Maybe the comic book store doesn’t have a bulletin board. (Sees crowds in the corridor) What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Shhh! Hot girl in Sheldon’s office." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon’s office? Is she lost?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Don’t think so. I followed her here from the parking lot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe she’s his lawyer." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well she’s free to examine my briefs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. He thinks I betrayed him. I mean, come on, what would you guys do if you were me?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I’d take Sheldon to Switzerland." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seriously?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I can’t believe we have to ask Sheldon to come back and help us." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, boo-hoo. I spent four grand on a gift that only got rid of him for an afternoon. What is that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You actually think Penny will have fun at Comic-Con?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. Which will make me miserable, which is usually Sheldon’s job." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You’re overlooking something. I have 11 hours with her in a confined space. Unless she’s willing to jump off a moving train, tuck and roll down the side of a hill, she will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is Howard Wolowitz." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My money’s on tuck and roll." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, that’s enough trash talk. One, two, three." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sheldon was higher." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Congratulations, Sheldon. You win office." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sheldon, come on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it’s just one sneeze. ( Raj sneezes) You’re on your own." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "How’s Sheldon doing with Amy gone?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, the last three nights I’ve had to take him to get a haircut, to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia where they still have the good ibuprofen. Now ask me how I’m doing with Amy gone." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "It’s unbelievable. Sheldon has lunch with another woman and somehow my wife yells at me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny laid into me, too. Apparently, I’m overly fixated on premium Swiss chocolate bars." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You proposed to Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to talk about it." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Yeah, I hear you. Well, you’re good guys, so I’ll, uh, I’ll take the helium off your hands." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, let’s all just calm down. Nobody wants to report anybody." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "No, I don’t like this. I’m out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no. Wait, don’t go. Just let me explain. We’re physicists, and we’re trying to prove a hypothesis that we’ve been working on for over a year." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, um, is Penny here?" }, { "from": "Man", "value": "You’re Leonard, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "Damn, it’s good to finally meet you, son." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I think a bit of context here might help." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who are you?" }, { "from": "Man", "value": "I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, God! Sheldon does not have a cousin Leo." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "So, am I to presume that her flirtation was just a sales technique?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think so." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "When will I learn? It’s just like the cute girl at the pet store all over again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me?" }, { "from": "Man", "value": "Oh, uh, she touched my arm for five Mississippis, and I bought a two thousand dollar iguana habitat. Which she was always too busy to come over and see. You give these to Penny. You’re a, you’re a lucky man." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Uh, sure, why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon…" } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Yeah, well, is there something wrong with it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, nothing. We just changed our mind." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Great. You got the cash?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, uh, right here." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. I’m lowering the bar so slowly. This time next year she’ll have a coin collection." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "Excuse me. You guys interested in a free screening of an upcoming movie?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Sorry, we can’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is amazing. How long have you been collecting?" } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Look, I enjoy semantic digressions as much as the next guy, but, uh, this is business." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? It’s fine. Keep the money. We just want to be done with this." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Huh. All these years I’ve been using stalemate, when I really mean impasse. I feel foolish." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t think it matters if this is a stalemate or an impasse or a Mexican standoff. What are we gonna do here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "What’s up?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m Leonard. This is my friend…" } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Hey, guys, thank you for being a part of our test screening. You’re about to be one of the first audiences to see Suicide Squad." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, you were right." } ]

[ { "from": "Man", "value": "Can I ask you a personal question?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Man", "value": "Um, I mean, you’re a guy like me, so how’d you get a girl like Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Well, you know, just being myself, really." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Hey, while we’re here, why don’t we all do some praying? Let’s put a little church in this church." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’m not sure we should." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, she’s real." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Did they sin?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, it’s not like that. It’s, uh, I don’t know what it’s like. But there is something I should prepare you for." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Oh, relax, Leonard, I have raised that boy. I’ve seen him at his best, I’ve seen him at his worst. There’s nothing he can do that’ll surprise me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hold on to that thought. (Knocks on Sheldon’s bedroom door)" } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "You’ll take a Cola.* What about you? Radge, isn’t it? Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies? Because, you know, at our church we have a woman who’s an amazing healer. Mostly she does, uh, crutch and wheelchair people, but I bet she’d be willing to take a shot at whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, if you don’t mind, Mrs. Cooper, there’s a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles, and you have no idea how much I want to be on it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi, Mrs. Cooper. Thanks for coming." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Where is he?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He’s in his bedroom." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Now, when you said on the phone he broke up with a girl, you meant an actual girl, not something you kids whipped up in a lab?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, she’s real." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Did they sin?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, it’s not like that. It’s, uh, I don’t know what it’s like. But there is something I should prepare you for." } ]

[ { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "Do you have any idea what’s going on with those two?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s kind of like the Loch Ness monster. Maybe there’s something there, maybe there isn’t. We’ll probably never know. But sometimes it’s fun to creep yourself out thinking about it." }, { "from": "Mrs Cooper", "value": "How are you doing on the young lady front? I hear you’re in some sort of a long distance situation?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, it’s Raj’s sister. It’s kind of tough. She’s in India. Also, her parents aren’t happy she’s dating someone white." } ]