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[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, good, we can take it off the milk cartons." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re going to go apologise to Raj and invite him out to dinner." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yep, I wish Stuart would reopen. I hate this place, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, him I believe because he’s an 80-year-old man in a 15-year-old’s tee shirt. But you’re just upset about Stuart and your mom and all their HBOs." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Toy stores, puppet shows." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hold on. So, your idea is to get a van and cruise the streets looking for kids to pick up?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "What the hell? The last time we went to the zoo, that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, guys, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be rude, but I need to go call Raj’s sister, who I love so much. So vastly much." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, do you know how Penny told Raj he should have left her off his list?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, do you think when she and I had that conversation, she left people off her list?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "All right, Raj has played his phantom warlord card, and I am going to back him up with my strangling vines. Choke on that, sucka." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, well, then I’ll just cut your vines with my ruby sword. That’s right, I did it. I cut ’em." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "And a few weeks ago, he almost did a pull-up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think someone owes me an apology." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, here it is. Whoa. I haven’t looked at these in years. Robot girlfriend." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Mm, that was mine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Robot prostitute." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let’s just skip all the inventions you can have sex with. All right, no, here we go, ergonomic heated seat cushion." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "No, it vibrates. Keep going." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, let’s just come up with something new." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Little bit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I hate to say it, but she did kind of betray you." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Long, long night." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Of course it did." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about that? Einstein was wrong." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Jump ahead to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Gagh!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Problem?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah, I wish we looked as cool dancing in clubs as we do right now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry, this is exactly how you look when you’re dancing in clubs." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Look at those women." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They’re gorgeous." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, for the record what you’re doing is really creepy." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, can I talk to you for a minute? Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Look, on the roof, Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. European-style." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can recognize people on Google Earth?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Of course not, I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "NORAD? You’re using military aircraft?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, you silly doodlebug." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, a lot of scientists believe that making contact with other life-forms would probably not end well for us." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Like you and your dog." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t rule out the dating." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Here he comes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. Be polite." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "No. But I did get tackled in the hallway once. The whole school cheered." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I found the, uh, court papers that you and Zack need to fill out. I’ll print them when we get home." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. You can spend your whole life working, and at the end all that’s left are some papers in a box." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Makes you think. Oh, well." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. Hey, we’re supposed to look through all this stuff before we throw it away in case it’s important." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "So, road trip to Long Beach." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, we’re not going to Long Beach." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Fine. There." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m no expert, but I think the hook has to go through the worm." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Ice Dragon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lesser Warlord of Ka’a." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did not." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Did, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did… okay, maybe  some of it, but, look, the guy was just in the right place, at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "You were right. Go ahead, call Building Services. Tell them it was my fault." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, we’re both to blame. You know, let me take the heat on this one." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re gonna have so much more fun than him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Zack?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "He is the only person we know with actual muscles." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can’t replace me with Zack." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Like the Black Death and Europe." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Jimmy, I’m kind of curious why you wanted to see me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine. Howard, what do you do?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I follow the ogre tracks, checking for secret doors along the way." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And you discover a secret door leading to a dark corridor." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Never heard of it. Must be the one Christmas song not written by a Jewish guy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Three, two." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sorry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe we should just stop talking about this." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Then our problem would be solved." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on, are we talking about murdering Dennis Kim? I’m not saying no." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Interesting, kind of pretty, a little chubby so probably low self-esteem." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think that’s our girl. One of us should go talk to her." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Recognise." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is our year! With those guys out, the entire physics bowl will kneel before Zod." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Even twenty thousand of ’em." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright, please don’t cheer me up anymore." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, so is mine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mine, too. Anybody got any ideas?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "T Minus 45 seconds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in, we can buy passes…" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "15 seconds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, this is it, this is it. This is it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You had some nice moves out there, Howard." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Thanks. You, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Did you notice all the people looking at us?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, man. Look at my nose." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe it’s a shipping problem." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I guess that makes me large breasts." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Still, I think it’s time for me to get rid of this stuff and… you know… move on with my life." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You too, swell, also." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, how do you two know each other." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hey, put your tie back in your pants." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thanks." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Bye Missy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bye Missy, see you." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Great. We found a cooling solution that allowed us to get the size of the prototype down to the target specs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "As a cooling solution, it’s pretty cool." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yes!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then she stuck her tongue down my throat." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah, still funny, Raj." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s no way we can get to the ridge. The Chemistry Department has us completely cut off." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Go. Come on, Raj." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can do this." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "And the car ride puts her to sleep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw, that used to work with Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Okay, how about this for an invention, slightly bigger cocktail umbrellas." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How is that a new invention?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s perfect." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "For taking daffodils to your unicorn." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s just for my notebooks. Thanks, Penny." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "One Ring to bring them all." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And in the darkness bind them." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Listen, I was looking at the ring, and it seemed a little weird. No copyright notice on it. So, I took it down to this buddy of mine who deals with, shall we say, the seedy underbelly of the collectibles world." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seedy underbelly?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Peter Jackson’s office in New Zealand. It wasn’t ours." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "You quit the game! You had no right to take it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I came in here, you guys were all sleeping. The ring was on the floor. No one was touching it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, our choices are we do this with the university or we don’t do it at all." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Either way, I get nothing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Or, if we ended up making money from this, Sheldon and I could split our shares with you." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I guess that is a way around this. You guys would be cool doing it like that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, we can split any profits three ways." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I think I bruised a testicle capturing that last pawn." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Yeah, last time I was here, I was just a scrawny little nerd." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And now you’re also an astronaut." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, there was no spat." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, but something happened." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to talk about it." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Maybe if you stop dropping your sword and bending over to pick it up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, what exactly are we looking for?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Our troll just walked in! I got him!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We got him. We’re almost done." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well, quite a bit, actually." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll bet he’s some loser who lives with his parents." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Good for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Congratulations." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sea World, baby!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard, could I borrow some after shave?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Black case, top compartment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is a lot of cologne." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, guys, I just remembered. I got you some Hawking souvenirs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are these?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I was waiting for the right time. This is the right time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, who’s ready for Halo?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You let a guy sit on me." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "He was dressed as Princess Leia. It made a nice picture." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m just saying, sometimes Raj and I feel pushed aside." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Then use the shoot button, not the wonderful thing about Tiggers button." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Okay, challenge them again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Doing it right now. Oh, they can’t. There’s an important Little League game tomorrow." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Boy, some of the physical comedy with Jar Jar is a little tough to watch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "At least they toned him down in the second one." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Then the studio must have real faith in it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wonder why she didn’t tell me." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "A lot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Way better." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I have to admit, I’ve been worried about the military applications since we started talking about this." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Me, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why didn’t you say something?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Nothing soothes those pre-wedding jitters like the thought of falling and drowning." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What did your mother say when you told her you were getting married?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hope so. Of course, if history is any indication, my mother will swallow her whole and spit out her bones like an owl." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Have you met Bernadette’s parents?" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I can’t do this." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Okay, here we go. You find yourselves in an overgrown old forest. Before you is a giant oak tree with a face on it that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage. He says, (Nicolas Cage voice) Travel with caution. These woods are home to the bones of many a fallen hero." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See, Howard’s just as good a dungeon master as I am." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Fantastic Four, annual number three from 1965, in mint condition. The one where Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Girl get married." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wow." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Hang on, honey. Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu Gods against the entire Union army?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And Orcs!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "This madness has to stop." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s taking you to the DMV, I’m going to bed." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Black it is." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now, what you want to do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Watch out." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh God!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Watch, watch out, watch out for pedestrians!" } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "No, seriously, you can, I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I  want to get to know Penny’s friends, I just, I don’t know how to talk to these people." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "And now the kung pao chicken." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Well, maybe. I don’t know. We’ll have to work 12 hours a day, seven days a week." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Which means I won’t be able to make Penny breakfast every day, and she’ll realize my brioche French toast was the only thing keeping her in the marriage." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "I love your French toast." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, thanks, man." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, how go the wedding plans, Howard?" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Great. We spent five hours last night at Macy’s registering for gifts. Looks like I’m finally going to have that darling little earthenware asparagus dish I’ve always wanted." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See, this is the good thing about having a girlfriend 9,000 miles away. I can spend my nights doing whatever I want." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "You mean like playing nerd games with us and then taking a suspiciously long shower?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe. We enter the dungeon." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Celebrate your thirty under thirty thing. Right Sheldon? (He smiles.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, okay. Um, Howard, we need to talk." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Sure. ‘sup, homes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, please understand that it’s not that we don’t want you around, but Penny and I occasionally need some alone time." }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh. I get it, I’m the third wheel. Sorry, I should have seen that. I’ll get out of your way. Uh, you’re gonna want to eat those eggs while they’re still hot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. There’s lox and cream cheese in the fridge, the bagels are in the oven, I was warming them up." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Oh, that stuff is so good wrapped around cocktail weenies." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh…" }, { "from": "Howard", "value": "My mom’s making a brisket tonight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The one with the little onions? Mmm." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Look, they gave me homemade cookies." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, they did. That’s what grandmothers do." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "Actually, Indian Monopoly’s just like regular, except the money’s in Rupees, instead of hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card, you might die of dysentery. Just FYI, that was racist." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’ll never guess what just happened." } ]

[ { "from": "Howard", "value": "I hope it’s all right, I told my girlfriend Bernadette she could join us for dinner." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure. The more, the merrier." } ]