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I was gonna tweet a time traveling joke but y’all didn’t get it
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"Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes." What was your favorite friendship moment in Avatar?
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@USER yep, it was
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@USER @USER @USER @USER Trying to remain relevant. Although she was never really relevant.
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@USER @USER I used to watch the weather channel when I was little so I kinda picked up how weather works lol
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@USER He was 17😍😍
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@USER Cheers mate! Was a fun one to paint.
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remember when we were all really into Sherlock and then we all just collectively decided it was retroactively bad the whole time
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blunt end next to gum Yes I thought that was odd too Shhh, said Slartibartfast
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So, finished up the first Comic in the set. And Flatted like 8 more pages.... was going to take a break. but I'm tired. I need to relax.
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@USER lol. that's why I was asking you what kind of show you watch lol. better call Saul?
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i was almost gonna be heather-ruth...........terrifyingWhat were you almost named as a baby?
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A Detroit diabetic was deported to Iraq, where he’d never lived. He died from lack of insulin
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@USER @USER @USER lol you wish I was a russian bot
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@USER @USER Was the debate happening ??
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@USER FJDEFGHDFE they were all like 14 i doubt anyone was distracted agfjgfhgf but thank you 🥺💖
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This was Tuesday.
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@USER Can you imagine if he was president on 911?
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@USER I was there and the guy i went with ended up in hospital after being (accidentally) head butted during Neds 😂😂
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My number neighbor • Finally texted me back • I was so confused   —@USER #haiku
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the other day this girl was talking bout Drake’s “new album” 🤡🤡🤡
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@USER @USER I never once said this man was licensed😭
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Poppy thank fo loving my son treating him like he was ur grandson u always b loved an missed✊🏾✊🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾Rest In Peace Poppy🕊never had a grandfather in my life but you always treated me like I was your own blood🖤
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@USER @USER @USER @USER Coach Evans!! She was like that the day she came out!!!
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@USER No the inside was empty lol i was in & out
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@USER Didn’t realize it was international.
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maybe i should’ve stayed with him because he was the only one who ever loved me lol
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I walked into this pizza shop and they said it was $2.25 for a slice of cheese. CHEESE.
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Yesterday was a good day 😁
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Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
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@USER The lady was respectful but brought just enough force to keep that crack head bitch in line
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@USER @USER @USER He was a student you utter doughnut and they have conscription. Show some bloody humanity.
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“Peyton stayed setting up his receivers to die like he was the beneficiary of their life insurance policy”- Batsby 2k19
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I’ll remember there was no one for me when i needed it the most. I’ll remember.
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@USER I wish it was my pucci lips instead :/
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@USER The online was so smooth last night too. No lag at all
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@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Hang on what was her handle again 🤣
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@USER I was shocked ....Anyway talk is cheap... Things you see and read on social media....
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@USER @USER @USER was a good reporter but you are not a good reporter you are a great reporter!
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Like or memes or dogs I thought that was obvi
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@USER @USER He was never joining your club in days you thick fuck or he wouldn't have been playing. How fucking dumb can you be?
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@USER It was me
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I was in asda FUMING and a family friend was doin up dO yOu ReMeMbEr Me????🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️kiss my fuckin teet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i was having a good time chilling and now they’re being them 🤢
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@USER I ran into him at a gas station in New Jersey. I told my man to ignore him because he was waiting for us to acknowledge him.
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@USER "Nothing much. Just about the place where mages disappears and no one ever see them again. But no one knew where it was..."
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@USER @USER That was nice of him!
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Anybody can be successful but not everybody was born with the mindset
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Me: that was a good article but I basically felt like I was reading the journalists journey to becoming a swiftie
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Was finally able to buy my own car 🙏🏽 big shoutout to God for this one
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@USER Seriously, this is what I was wondering.
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@USER @USER @USER fuck, you caught me. i was jk D:
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@USER How was the SUMMER F O O D
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Tonk told me he was coming right back. He is now knocked out in the bed.
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@USER He didn't this was a couple of years ago - yet he expects Boris to. I was highlighting #LabourHypocrisy
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Joe was all of us in 2017/2018. The guy was litrally drooling all over Dacre and didn't give a shit if anyone noticed his little(big) crush
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I Dressed Like Women & It Was Actually Really Cathartic
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@USER A car was driving by with it playing in the background while I was going to do my business w my dude.
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I wish I was cute lol
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Airtel Internet is so forgetful! You click to load a page, it loads and even forgets the page it was supposed to open.🤒😏
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@USER @USER And if there was a sane person with a gun there would have been no fatalities.
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@USER 100% agree, Robertson was nowhere near KT's level at the same age
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I wish I was an alien 👽🛸👽🛸
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@USER She’s fine. Was back to her old self, trying to eat out of the garbage, a few minutes ago.
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but let me understand at this point it was better Lee died because he alive is good for nothing it seems that he only got worse #Robron
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Alright who was the rich kidI swear if this plane isn't dybala and is some rich kid..
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@USER @USER Why innocent Aasea bee was trapped in false blasphemy. This is what you treat minorities
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reading cedrics death was so fucking hard.. just why
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Game over this is checkers Baby you was playing chess... WALK EM LIKE A DOGGGGG😂😂😂😂
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Twitter was a mess today, so I had to open Facebook and YouTube.
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I swear I was gon say the same thing. Them folks are UPSETThat YouTube girl is living proof that white people will defend the safety of animals over ANYTHING
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@USER I'm now seeing this. Who was with your phone?
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@USER I know the feeling , as when Obama’s reign of terror was attacking white ppl
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@USER @USER @USER Smh he a bad influence he know what he was doing 🤦🏾‍♂️
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@USER He was
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@USER aww my prayers are with you.. sorry about your mom. mine was in for agina attack its not fun whent hat happens :)
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@USER It was a little foggy out chea lol
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@USER Last night I was thinking about the lyric "We were gifted with thought"
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I hate when lesbians say “but she at my pussy though” I meaannn was that not a given
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@USER I don't think it was intentional... but I can't deny some of the memes spawned from the comparison are pretty funny
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@USER Ya mate that was 50/50 they had a really good transfer window but I think ye have a good chance of getting it also
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He fell asleep while I was giving him head and now I’m questioning my whole existence as a hot girl
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@USER I was born 1999. But you already know.
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@USER The best thing i did today was take a massive shit
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Me- 10yrs old- “I wish I was 13 years old” 13- “I wish I was 16” 16- “I wish I was 18” 18- “I wish I was 21” 38- “I wish I was bird”
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@USER I pray he found the peace he was so desperately looking for. Prayers for his families.🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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@USER @USER I was so confused by that too! I don't think they thought that one through.
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@USER @USER Exactly 😂 Iwobi was in a much better position at their stage
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i was the diagnosed with dumb bitch disease
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"tana wants bella back" so that Jake Paul dick was wack asf huh
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Omg I just thought that one of my freckles was a bug
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@USER I'm really trying to figure out if folks was really sitting there or if like...I'm confusion
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@USER Great tasting whisky I attended an ever at the Horseshoe Casino and was very pleased with the taste!!
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@USER The Mets should file a grievance over Lowrie. This guy was damaged goods.
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@USER I think 24 was FBI only and 72 included the school, social services, police and health providers.
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Marry that man sisWas on a date earlier and he said “you wanna order something to go for your daughter” yeah this might be it lol
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and i have no support from anyone so yeah life is great !!! i truly wish i was never born
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@USER I was thinking the exact same thing.
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@USER @USER Aww yea I’m in south jersey. This place was in Vineland.
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@USER @USER People thought my wife was a citizen because we got married..........that’s not how it works.
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