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1,159,518,532,469,710,800 | I was gonna tweet a time traveling joke but y’all didn’t get it | 0.29273 | 0.174382 |
1,159,535,260,222,316,500 | "Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes." What was your favorite friendship moment in Avatar? | 0.236513 | 0.204972 |
1,159,535,260,708,692,000 | @USER yep, it was | 0.174952 | 0.210553 |
1,159,535,260,578,799,600 | @USER @USER @USER @USER Trying to remain relevant. Although she was never really relevant. | 0.165729 | 0.18995 |
1,159,535,260,583,039,000 | @USER @USER I used to watch the weather channel when I was little so I kinda picked up how weather works lol | 0.21143 | 0.196879 |
1,159,535,260,884,803,600 | @USER He was 17😍😍 | 0.184259 | 0.195197 |
1,159,535,261,421,723,600 | @USER Cheers mate! Was a fun one to paint. | 0.154931 | 0.168547 |
1,159,535,261,400,862,700 | remember when we were all really into Sherlock and then we all just collectively decided it was retroactively bad the whole time | 0.314763 | 0.150514 |
1,159,535,261,795,135,500 | blunt end next to gum Yes I thought that was odd too Shhh, said Slartibartfast | 0.248458 | 0.153205 |
1,159,534,660,638,118,000 | So, finished up the first Comic in the set. And Flatted like 8 more pages.... was going to take a break. but I'm tired. I need to relax. | 0.231561 | 0.175826 |
1,159,535,264,001,216,500 | @USER lol. that's why I was asking you what kind of show you watch lol. better call Saul? | 0.311181 | 0.253076 |
1,159,535,264,253,075,500 | i was almost gonna be heather-ruth...........terrifyingWhat were you almost named as a baby? | 0.213816 | 0.163027 |
1,159,535,264,341,123,000 | A Detroit diabetic was deported to Iraq, where he’d never lived. He died from lack of insulin | 0.39728 | 0.067605 |
1,159,535,264,345,350,100 | @USER @USER @USER lol you wish I was a russian bot | 0.427134 | 0.186152 |
1,159,535,264,483,725,300 | @USER @USER Was the debate happening ?? | 0.173694 | 0.196596 |
1,159,535,264,760,569,900 | @USER FJDEFGHDFE they were all like 14 i doubt anyone was distracted agfjgfhgf but thank you 🥺💖 | 0.2635 | 0.169034 |
1,159,535,267,994,394,600 | This was Tuesday. | 0.178844 | 0.165716 |
1,159,535,267,797,250,000 | @USER Can you imagine if he was president on 911? | 0.209063 | 0.175379 |
1,159,535,260,461,359,000 | @USER I was there and the guy i went with ended up in hospital after being (accidentally) head butted during Neds 😂😂 | 0.277957 | 0.144542 |
1,159,532,743,090,458,600 | My number neighbor • Finally texted me back • I was so confused —@USER #haiku | 0.190623 | 0.191626 |
1,159,535,272,226,381,800 | the other day this girl was talking bout Drake’s “new album” 🤡🤡🤡 | 0.338701 | 0.259777 |
1,159,161,842,008,240,000 | @USER @USER I never once said this man was licensed😭 | 0.252312 | 0.199942 |
1,159,535,272,280,748,000 | Poppy thank fo loving my son treating him like he was ur grandson u always b loved an missed✊🏾✊🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾Rest In Peace Poppy🕊never had a grandfather in my life but you always treated me like I was your own blood🖤 | 0.223159 | 0.197139 |
1,159,535,272,536,825,900 | @USER @USER @USER @USER Coach Evans!! She was like that the day she came out!!! | 0.207819 | 0.175621 |
1,159,535,272,507,400,200 | @USER No the inside was empty lol i was in & out | 0.296896 | 0.158939 |
1,159,535,273,371,480,000 | @USER Didn’t realize it was international. | 0.175085 | 0.186466 |
1,159,535,273,618,940,000 | maybe i should’ve stayed with him because he was the only one who ever loved me lol | 0.191559 | 0.190421 |
1,159,535,273,795,031,000 | I walked into this pizza shop and they said it was $2.25 for a slice of cheese. CHEESE. | 0.240127 | 0.142565 |
1,159,517,024,244,027,400 | Yesterday was a good day 😁 | 0.159306 | 0.218374 |
907,035,995,438,305,300 | Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts | 0.4913 | 0.166822 |
1,159,535,277,288,886,300 | @USER The lady was respectful but brought just enough force to keep that crack head bitch in line | 0.803497 | 0.152904 |
1,159,497,014,708,789,200 | @USER @USER @USER He was a student you utter doughnut and they have conscription. Show some bloody humanity. | 0.632187 | 0.132863 |
1,159,535,280,593,997,800 | “Peyton stayed setting up his receivers to die like he was the beneficiary of their life insurance policy”- Batsby 2k19 | 0.442394 | 0.098079 |
1,159,533,132,753,907,700 | I’ll remember there was no one for me when i needed it the most. I’ll remember. | 0.174402 | 0.188078 |
1,159,535,280,841,547,800 | @USER I wish it was my pucci lips instead :/ | 0.221085 | 0.180128 |
1,159,535,281,126,686,700 | @USER The online was so smooth last night too. No lag at all | 0.195566 | 0.185475 |
1,159,535,281,315,430,400 | @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Hang on what was her handle again 🤣 | 0.241611 | 0.185144 |
1,159,338,841,511,202,800 | @USER I was shocked ....Anyway talk is cheap... Things you see and read on social media.... | 0.307741 | 0.199842 |
1,159,535,282,091,438,000 | @USER @USER @USER was a good reporter but you are not a good reporter you are a great reporter! | 0.16179 | 0.173797 |
1,159,535,282,083,045,400 | Like or memes or dogs I thought that was obvi | 0.469184 | 0.094885 |
1,159,535,282,104,033,300 | @USER @USER He was never joining your club in days you thick fuck or he wouldn't have been playing. How fucking dumb can you be? | 0.836635 | 0.182644 |
1,159,534,744,352,280,600 | @USER It was me | 0.162715 | 0.182202 |
1,159,535,284,859,605,000 | I was in asda FUMING and a family friend was doin up dO yOu ReMeMbEr Me????🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️kiss my fuckin teet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 | 0.655415 | 0.270079 |
1,159,535,285,413,302,300 | i was having a good time chilling and now they’re being them 🤢 | 0.230963 | 0.176001 |
1,159,534,973,243,863,000 | @USER I ran into him at a gas station in New Jersey. I told my man to ignore him because he was waiting for us to acknowledge him. | 0.178046 | 0.179896 |
1,159,535,285,849,526,300 | @USER "Nothing much. Just about the place where mages disappears and no one ever see them again. But no one knew where it was..." | 0.226065 | 0.162572 |
1,159,534,189,210,939,400 | @USER @USER That was nice of him! | 0.158278 | 0.183441 |
1,159,315,042,682,060,800 | Anybody can be successful but not everybody was born with the mindset | 0.225988 | 0.189449 |
1,159,462,625,358,598,100 | Me: that was a good article but I basically felt like I was reading the journalists journey to becoming a swiftie | 0.251726 | 0.205368 |
1,159,487,705,660,698,600 | Was finally able to buy my own car 🙏🏽 big shoutout to God for this one | 0.275751 | 0.22551 |
1,159,535,286,407,372,800 | @USER Seriously, this is what I was wondering. | 0.169595 | 0.181658 |
1,159,535,289,129,414,700 | @USER @USER @USER fuck, you caught me. i was jk D: | 0.809066 | 0.18231 |
1,159,535,289,804,578,800 | @USER How was the SUMMER F O O D | 0.267925 | 0.170511 |
1,159,535,289,876,004,900 | Tonk told me he was coming right back. He is now knocked out in the bed. | 0.270174 | 0.128414 |
1,159,535,293,525,037,000 | @USER He didn't this was a couple of years ago - yet he expects Boris to. I was highlighting #LabourHypocrisy | 0.345737 | 0.232081 |
1,159,535,293,680,234,500 | Joe was all of us in 2017/2018. The guy was litrally drooling all over Dacre and didn't give a shit if anyone noticed his little(big) crush | 0.756372 | 0.155722 |
1,159,535,293,705,392,000 | I Dressed Like Women & It Was Actually Really Cathartic | 0.330142 | 0.097907 |
1,159,535,293,877,219,300 | @USER A car was driving by with it playing in the background while I was going to do my business w my dude. | 0.34168 | 0.153926 |
1,159,535,294,531,723,300 | I wish I was cute lol | 0.181307 | 0.206201 |
1,159,534,848,505,237,500 | Airtel Internet is so forgetful! You click to load a page, it loads and even forgets the page it was supposed to open.🤒😏 | 0.29299 | 0.124642 |
1,159,535,295,097,909,200 | @USER @USER And if there was a sane person with a gun there would have been no fatalities. | 0.328449 | 0.139666 |
1,159,535,297,618,743,300 | @USER 100% agree, Robertson was nowhere near KT's level at the same age | 0.191717 | 0.215952 |
1,159,535,296,926,630,000 | I wish I was an alien 👽🛸👽🛸 | 0.326479 | 0.194999 |
1,159,535,297,820,070,000 | @USER She’s fine. Was back to her old self, trying to eat out of the garbage, a few minutes ago. | 0.356748 | 0.190749 |
1,159,535,298,004,607,000 | but let me understand at this point it was better Lee died because he alive is good for nothing it seems that he only got worse #Robron | 0.513153 | 0.040598 |
1,159,535,298,201,755,600 | Alright who was the rich kidI swear if this plane isn't dybala and is some rich kid.. | 0.468251 | 0.118751 |
1,159,535,298,432,262,100 | @USER @USER Why innocent Aasea bee was trapped in false blasphemy. This is what you treat minorities | 0.465726 | 0.148764 |
1,159,517,895,220,703,200 | reading cedrics death was so fucking hard.. just why | 0.855359 | 0.148025 |
1,158,590,781,638,238,200 | Game over this is checkers Baby you was playing chess... WALK EM LIKE A DOGGGGG😂😂😂😂 | 0.472284 | 0.216165 |
1,159,535,302,266,015,700 | Twitter was a mess today, so I had to open Facebook and YouTube. | 0.259301 | 0.198426 |
1,159,535,302,307,979,300 | I swear I was gon say the same thing. Them folks are UPSETThat YouTube girl is living proof that white people will defend the safety of animals over ANYTHING | 0.474011 | 0.088069 |
1,159,535,302,869,958,700 | @USER I'm now seeing this. Who was with your phone? | 0.316171 | 0.230188 |
1,159,535,303,058,702,300 | @USER I know the feeling , as when Obama’s reign of terror was attacking white ppl | 0.475484 | 0.063526 |
1,159,535,303,151,038,500 | @USER @USER @USER Smh he a bad influence he know what he was doing 🤦🏾♂️ | 0.344258 | 0.160167 |
1,159,535,303,528,501,200 | @USER He was | 0.187024 | 0.176866 |
1,159,535,305,940,226,000 | @USER aww my prayers are with you.. sorry about your mom. mine was in for agina attack its not fun whent hat happens :) | 0.215774 | 0.188353 |
1,159,535,099,437,731,800 | @USER It was a little foggy out chea lol | 0.317532 | 0.161138 |
1,159,535,306,716,004,400 | @USER Last night I was thinking about the lyric "We were gifted with thought" | 0.155586 | 0.192479 |
1,159,535,307,131,433,000 | I hate when lesbians say “but she at my pussy though” I meaannn was that not a given | 0.730139 | 0.163514 |
1,159,535,309,866,045,400 | @USER I don't think it was intentional... but I can't deny some of the memes spawned from the comparison are pretty funny | 0.272978 | 0.153373 |
1,159,535,310,600,114,200 | @USER Ya mate that was 50/50 they had a really good transfer window but I think ye have a good chance of getting it also | 0.22701 | 0.19345 |
1,159,535,310,713,380,900 | He fell asleep while I was giving him head and now I’m questioning my whole existence as a hot girl | 0.415163 | 0.124194 |
1,159,535,310,780,489,700 | @USER I was born 1999. But you already know. | 0.171409 | 0.186463 |
1,159,388,022,577,627,100 | @USER The best thing i did today was take a massive shit | 0.670501 | 0.264535 |
1,159,529,006,171,140,000 | Me- 10yrs old- “I wish I was 13 years old” 13- “I wish I was 16” 16- “I wish I was 18” 18- “I wish I was 21” 38- “I wish I was bird” | 0.217046 | 0.181684 |
1,159,535,311,518,670,800 | @USER I pray he found the peace he was so desperately looking for. Prayers for his families.🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼 | 0.180411 | 0.186748 |
1,159,535,311,405,375,500 | @USER @USER I was so confused by that too! I don't think they thought that one through. | 0.184992 | 0.176831 |
1,159,535,314,098,184,200 | @USER @USER Exactly 😂 Iwobi was in a much better position at their stage | 0.233372 | 0.184761 |
1,159,535,314,995,699,700 | i was the diagnosed with dumb bitch disease | 0.865727 | 0.172137 |
1,159,535,315,280,900,000 | "tana wants bella back" so that Jake Paul dick was wack asf huh | 0.682874 | 0.211661 |
1,159,535,316,308,377,600 | Omg I just thought that one of my freckles was a bug | 0.477519 | 0.037832 |
1,159,535,318,741,078,000 | @USER I'm really trying to figure out if folks was really sitting there or if like...I'm confusion | 0.252485 | 0.169449 |
1,159,535,318,812,508,200 | @USER Great tasting whisky I attended an ever at the Horseshoe Casino and was very pleased with the taste!! | 0.180011 | 0.17768 |
1,159,535,319,106,109,400 | @USER The Mets should file a grievance over Lowrie. This guy was damaged goods. | 0.366323 | 0.161031 |
1,159,535,319,227,744,300 | @USER I think 24 was FBI only and 72 included the school, social services, police and health providers. | 0.175347 | 0.172746 |
1,159,535,319,311,515,600 | Marry that man sisWas on a date earlier and he said “you wanna order something to go for your daughter” yeah this might be it lol | 0.326784 | 0.229037 |
1,159,535,319,420,723,200 | and i have no support from anyone so yeah life is great !!! i truly wish i was never born | 0.171453 | 0.185518 |
1,159,535,319,676,534,800 | @USER I was thinking the exact same thing. | 0.177444 | 0.190158 |
1,159,535,319,919,857,700 | @USER @USER Aww yea I’m in south jersey. This place was in Vineland. | 0.175556 | 0.175845 |
1,159,535,320,112,750,600 | @USER @USER People thought my wife was a citizen because we got married..........that’s not how it works. | 0.219606 | 0.168045 |