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Fry | Well, I'm moving out! | Bender | What? |
Bender | What? | Fry | I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room. |
Fry | I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room. | Bender | Not enough room? My place is two cubic metres and we only take up 1.5 cubic metres. We've got room for a-whole-nother two-thirds of a person. |
Bender | Not enough room? My place is two cubic metres and we only take up 1.5 cubic metres. We've got room for a-whole-nother two-thirds of a person. | Leela | What if I just helped the two of you find a bigger apartment? |
Leela | What if I just helped the two of you find a bigger apartment? | Bender | And now they're gone. |
Bender | And now they're gone. | Underwater | house salesman places. But if you like dank, hey, forget about it! |
Underwater | house salesman places. But if you like dank, hey, forget about it! | Leela | At least it's got a great view. |
Leela | At least it's got a great view. | Bender | What the--? |
Bender | What the--? | Underwater | House Salesman: Excuse me. I gotta go change a lightbulb. |
Underwater | House Salesman: Excuse me. I gotta go change a lightbulb. | Leela | is fantastic! |
Leela | is fantastic! | Fry | Hmm. I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use. |
Fry | Hmm. I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use. | Fry | Well, I give up. What's the catch? |
Fry | Well, I give up. What's the catch? | Suspiciously | fantastic apartment salesman |
Suspiciously | fantastic apartment salesman | Fry | Not one place even remotely liveable. |
Fry | Not one place even remotely liveable. | Farnsworth | Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu. |
Farnsworth | Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu. | Leela | Was his apartment rent-controlled? |
Leela | Was his apartment rent-controlled? | Leela | Wow. This is beautiful. |
Leela | Wow. This is beautiful. | Bender | What's with all the crap? |
Bender | What's with all the crap? | Leela | It's not crap. |
Leela | It's not crap. | Hattie | Dr. Mbutu collected this crap while he was exploring the watcha-call-it ... universe! |
Hattie | Dr. Mbutu collected this crap while he was exploring the watcha-call-it ... universe! | Fry | Well, this place has everything except the only thing I care about: A TV. |
Fry | Well, this place has everything except the only thing I care about: A TV. | Hattie | It's got a TV, you young watcha-call-it ... idiot! |
Hattie | It's got a TV, you young watcha-call-it ... idiot! | Fry | Ooh! |
Fry | Ooh! | Bender | (from inside) It's perfect! |
Bender | (from inside) It's perfect! | Fry | Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home. |
Fry | Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home. | Bender | Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first. |
Bender | Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first. | Hermes | Hey, mon! |
Hermes | Hey, mon! | Leela | It's a miniature fruit salad tree. |
Leela | It's a miniature fruit salad tree. | Fry | Hey, Amy! |
Fry | Hey, Amy! | Amy | Hey! |
Amy | Hey! | Farnsworth | Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki style. |
Farnsworth | Zevulon the Great. He's teriyaki style. | Bender | I'd better go out for more beer. |
Bender | I'd better go out for more beer. | Fry | is about to start! |
Fry | is about to start! | Bender | right I'll be emotionally and electrically drained. |
Bender | right I'll be emotionally and electrically drained. | Fry | Hey! |
Fry | Hey! | Hermes | These are mighty tasty! |
Hermes | These are mighty tasty! | Zoidberg | Thank you. I made them myself. |
Zoidberg | Thank you. I made them myself. | Fry | Sh! The wedding's about to start! |
Fry | Sh! The wedding's about to start! | Preacherbot | If anyone here objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their— |
Preacherbot | If anyone here objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their— | Fry | Is he objecting or backing up? |
Fry | Is he objecting or backing up? | Amy | Looks like both. |
Amy | Looks like both. | Calculon | I'm afraid my half-brother is correct. You see, I have a terrible secret and that secret is-- |
Calculon | I'm afraid my half-brother is correct. You see, I have a terrible secret and that secret is-- | Amy | Oh, this isn't right. |
Amy | Oh, this isn't right. | Hermes | Oh, come on! |
Hermes | Oh, come on! | Farnsworth | Fix it! |
Farnsworth | Fix it! | Bender | Hey, what happened to the TV? |
Bender | Hey, what happened to the TV? | Fry | It just went out. |
Fry | It just went out. | Bender | This is an outrage! I'm gonna go yell at the manager! |
Bender | This is an outrage! I'm gonna go yell at the manager! | Hermes | Alright! |
Hermes | Alright! | Fry | Come back, Bender! It's working! |
Fry | Come back, Bender! It's working! | Calculon | To reiterate, my terrible secret is-- |
Calculon | To reiterate, my terrible secret is-- | Fry | It's out again. |
Fry | It's out again. | Bender | What? That's the last straw! |
Bender | What? That's the last straw! | Fry | It's back on! |
Fry | It's back on! | Hattie | Pardon me. I don't mean to pry into what you're doing in here with the crab and the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl but everyone on this floor is having trouble with their TV reception. |
Hattie | Pardon me. I don't mean to pry into what you're doing in here with the crab and the one-eyed lady and the Chinese girl but everyone on this floor is having trouble with their TV reception. | Bender | Yeah! And you'd better get rid of whatever's causing it or we're outta this dump! |
Bender | Yeah! And you'd better get rid of whatever's causing it or we're outta this dump! | Hattie | Relax, sonny. This kajigger'll find the source of the interference. |
Hattie | Relax, sonny. This kajigger'll find the source of the interference. | Tenant | #1: What's going on? |
Tenant | #1: What's going on? | Tenant | #2: We want our TV back! |
Tenant | #2: We want our TV back! | Hattie | There's your problem. |
Hattie | There's your problem. | Amy | Oh, my God! Bender, it's your thingy! |
Amy | Oh, my God! Bender, it's your thingy! | Randy | Then get rid of it! |
Randy | Then get rid of it! | Tenant | #1: Get out! |
Tenant | #1: Get out! | Bender | You people are nuts. My antenna never interfered with my old TV. |
Bender | You people are nuts. My antenna never interfered with my old TV. | Leela | You had cable. This is satellite. |
Leela | You had cable. This is satellite. | Farnsworth | Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency. |
Farnsworth | Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency. | Huge-assed | woman: They're on my cell phone too. |
Huge-assed | woman: They're on my cell phone too. | Bender | Madam, I believe you're mistaken! |
Bender | Madam, I believe you're mistaken! | Bender | ass! |
Bender | ass! | Bender | Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass! |
Bender | Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat ass! | Randy | The robot has to go! |
Randy | The robot has to go! | Tenant | #1: Yeah. |
Tenant | #1: Yeah. | Tenant | #3: Get him out of here! |
Tenant | #3: Get him out of here! | Hattie | Well, you heard the mob! |
Hattie | Well, you heard the mob! | Bender | Fine! Come on, Fry, let's move to that apartment that smelled like a sewer. You liked that one, right? |
Bender | Fine! Come on, Fry, let's move to that apartment that smelled like a sewer. You liked that one, right? | Fry | It's tempting, but, well, I am already kinda settled in here. |
Fry | It's tempting, but, well, I am already kinda settled in here. | Bender | Or we could live underground with the mutants. A little fire'll show 'em who's boss! |
Bender | Or we could live underground with the mutants. A little fire'll show 'em who's boss! | Fry | Uh, listen, is there maybe some way we could do this with you going and me not going? |
Fry | Uh, listen, is there maybe some way we could do this with you going and me not going? | Bender | I don't understand. |
Bender | I don't understand. | Fry | Well, you were gonna live in the closet anyway. Won't you be just as happy back in your old place? |
Fry | Well, you were gonna live in the closet anyway. Won't you be just as happy back in your old place? | Bender | But, then we wouldn't be roommates. |
Bender | But, then we wouldn't be roommates. | Fry | I'll come visit sometime. And you can visit me here. |
Fry | I'll come visit sometime. And you can visit me here. | Hattie | No he can't. |
Hattie | No he can't. | Fry | Anyway, I'm sure it'll work out. This way we'll both be happy. |
Fry | Anyway, I'm sure it'll work out. This way we'll both be happy. | Bender | Happy. Yeah, that's Bender. Always happy. |
Bender | Happy. Yeah, that's Bender. Always happy. | Randy | Hey, the TV's back on! |
Randy | Hey, the TV's back on! | Preacherbot | We are gathered here to mourn the death of Calculon; industrialist, private eye, friend. |
Preacherbot | We are gathered here to mourn the death of Calculon; industrialist, private eye, friend. | Calculon | give the eulogy? |
Calculon | give the eulogy? | Monique | Calculon! You're alive! |
Monique | Calculon! You're alive! | Randy | Calculon's back! |
Randy | Calculon's back! | Farnsworth | Right, so long. |
Farnsworth | Right, so long. | Zoidberg | Goodbye. |
Zoidberg | Goodbye. | Amy | Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again? |
Amy | Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again? | Hermes | I don't know, Amy. I just don't know. |
Hermes | I don't know, Amy. I just don't know. | Fry | Hey, thanks for coming. |
Fry | Hey, thanks for coming. | Leela | Fry, you're Bender's best friend. How could you let that mob kick him out? |
Leela | Fry, you're Bender's best friend. How could you let that mob kick him out? | Fry | Ah, come on. Bender loves mobs. |
Fry | Ah, come on. Bender loves mobs. | Leela | Only when he's in them and you know it. You really hurt his feelings. |
Leela | Only when he's in them and you know it. You really hurt his feelings. | Fry | Don't girl me with that girl stuff. Bender and me are guys. Guys don't have feelings. |
Fry | Don't girl me with that girl stuff. Bender and me are guys. Guys don't have feelings. | Leela | a guy, he's a robot. |