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Karen: hi, how are you? I havent heard from you for ages. Sandy: oh hi! Sandy: Im generally ok Sandy: same job, and still no boyfriend Karen: oh I see Sandy: and how are you? Karen: Ive changed my job recently, Im quite excited about it! Sandy: wooow! Karen: lets meet up for a coffee to catch up Sandy: good idea! Maybe next week? Karen: OK. Talk to you later! :) :* Sandy: ok :*

Karen has changed her job recently. She wants to meet with Sandy next week.

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Drake: meet me tonight Fran: ok, where? Drake: your place? Fran: ok

Drake and Fran will meet tonight at Fran's place.

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Darryl: Did you see the size of that fish Brian caught? Kathy: I did! It was a whopper! Did he have it stuffed? Darryl: No, just cleaned it and froze what they didn't eat. Kathy: Too bad, it was a pretty fish. Darryl: Yeah, but his wife doesn't like that stuff around. Kathy: Oh? Is she like that? Darryl: You wouldn't believe it. Kathy: Try me... Darryl: He can't even bring his hunting and fishing stuff home. Keeps a locker for it. Kathy: You are kidding? Did she eat the fish? Darryl: Yes, apparently it doesn't extend that far! Kathy: Hypocrite! Darryl: To the nth!

Brian caught a big fish, but didn't have it stuffed because his wife doesn't like fishing. They froze what they didn't eat.

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Trish: hi girl Trish: i know your a fan of Friends Rose: hi there Rose: thats true Trish: i got a tshirt with them Trish: would you wear it if i gave it to you? Rose: of course Trish: cool Rose: thanks, ill pick it up next time

Rose is a fan of "Friends". Trish got a T-shirt with them, she will give it to Rose.

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Tricia: Are you going to the party? Helen: No, I can't. Tricia: Why not? There will be all of us, plus Ben and Susie. Helen: Not this time. I need to finish the project. My boss will kill me if I put off the deadline once more. Tricia: Can't you just pop in for one drink? It won't kill you and you'll take your mind off this damn thing for a while. Helen: Yeah, yeah... one drink. Trish, not this time. Sorry. Tricia: I'm sorry too. I've been counting on you. Helen: Don't make it worse, please. Can't you understand? Tricia: This mad workaholism? No, I can't. Can't you forget your job for one evening? Please? Helen: No :-( It's sink or swim for me. Tricia: Really? That serious. Helen: Really. Next time, Trish. I promise! Tricia: All right. If you say so. I'd like us all to stick together. But when there's always someone missing, it's difficult to keep it going. Helen: Next time, ok? Tricia: Ok. Do your best! Helen: Thanks. Have fun!

Helen is not going to the party because she needs to finish a project.

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Mark: Have you seen the doctor? Dan: Yes, I was so stressed before the visit Mark: But there was no reason to freak out Dan: Rationally thinking there was no reason, but still Mark: I don't really understand this exaggeration Dan: My mother died of it, so when he said there is a hint of suspicion I was petrified Mark: oh, I see, I had no idea your mother died of it, I am sorry Dan: I know, I didn't explain Mark: No, you didn't Dan: But exactly for this reason - I didn't want to make even bigger drama Mark: Sure! Dan: But everything turned out to be fine Mark: Yes, but all the waiting brought so many bad emotions and memories. Dan: Now I can imagine! Mark: Anyway, he told me I should do the examination periodically, because of the history of my family Dan: Anybody else had this type of cancer in your family? Mark: The scary thing is, that in my mother's family almost everybody had it Dan: Damn Mark: Exactly! Dan: But if you control it, everything should be fine. Don't worry too much Mark: I won't, thanks Dan: ;)

Dan saw the doctor because he suspected cancer and his mother died of it. He should do regular check-ups.

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Trevor: where are you? Sam: on my way Sam: I'll be at your place in 10 Trevor: is there a store somewhere along the way? Sam: I think so Sam: what do you need Trevor: vodka and ice Sam: ice ice baby will do Trevor: thanks Sam: <file_photo> Trevor: is that Susan? Sam: yes :D Trevor: Dibs!!!!!!!!!

Sam will buy some vodka and ice on his way to Trevor. He will be at Trevor's in around 10 minutes.

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Bernard: Hi, man. Going downtown for lunch. Jeff: I am. Why? Bernard: Can you give me a ride? Jeff: Sure. Meet me in 15 minutes at the parking lot. Bernard: Thanks. Will be there.

Jeff will give Bernard a ride downtown as he's going for lunch.

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Adam: debbie and i are going on a date tonight Adam: we always do the same things though Adam: i wana do something different and exciting lol Adam: is there something you'd recommend? Sean: is dinner and a movie not exciting? lol Adam: lol, nope, it is not, we always do that :-( Sean: what about a picnic under the stars? Sean: girls love that kind of stuff Sean: it's romantic Adam: debbie hates the outdoors Sean: cook for her then Adam: i've done a thousand times, it's not different and exciting lol Sean: i can't think of anything else!!! Sean: you know what? you may be a little surprised at my suggestion... Sean: but keep an open mind... Adam: uh oh i'm scared about what you're about to say lol Sean: the circus is in town!!! take her to the circus! Sean: i took jessica to the circus last year by surprise and she went nuts Sean: she loved it!! Adam: did she really?? Sean: yes she said it was magical Sean: just tell debbie you have a surprise for her Sean: don't tell her where you are going... Sean: and she's gonna love it Adam: thanks for the idea man Sean: i will do it :-D

Adam is going on a date with Debbie tonight and he is looking for an idea to do something unusual. Sean suggests taking her to the circus as he did with Jessica last year and Adam likes this idea.

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Tina: Is it cold outside? Tina: I don't know what to wear today? Sam: For me it's ok, but for you might be chilly. Sam: Put on some sweater or something. Tina: Thanks

On Sam's suggestion, Tina will wear a sweater not to get cold.

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Ellie: Has anyone sent postcards from here? Is there a way other than driving to Cobano for this? (Maybe Doug/Diego have some mail to send...?) :) Jacob: diego goes to cobano regularly indeed, not sure about the cost of sending it though Ellie: I already have stamps so he'd just need to put them in the mail box I guess. also Becky has some Becky: Thanks Ellie! Yea, I also have 9 postcards I’d like to send but don’t have stamps yet Ellie: Becky, you can buy some in the souvenirs shop next to Ronny's. Ellie: Jacob, could you please ask Diego if that's an option? Jacob: will do Jacob: Ellie, are you guys not going via Cobano on departure though? Ellie: havent figured it out yet :( Jacob: diego says it’s okay and he can pick up the mail from you today Ellie: yaaay! Thanks! Becky, wanna join? Becky: Oh yess that would be awesome, what time is he coming? Ellie: ? Jacob: after his work so around 5 Becky: okey dokey

Diego will pick up Ellie's mail today after 5 and will put it in a mail box.

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George: How much are the blueberries? Shoplady: 18zł George: That's bit expensive. Shoplady: Sorry, it's my boss who decides the prices. George: I know, its not your fault.

George wants to buy the blueberries, but they are too expensive.

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Alfonso: Hi there Marga: 👋👋👋 Claire: Hey Alfonso: Are we meeting tomorrow? Claire: Yeah, sorry I didn't say anything, I'm drowning in work. But I'm totally up for it Marga: Same here, sorry Alf 👽 Alfonso: No worries, earthlings. Shall we meet for breakfast first, as we were saying? Marga: Yeah, totally. There is this bar which serves churros just next to La Latina metro station, we could meet there Alfonso: Sounds good to me Marga: <file_other> Claire: Perfect. I think I've never been Marga: Well, you haven't missed anything. The bar is as disgusting and dirty as any other bar in Madrid Claire: Looking forward to the experience. They are one of the things I most miss of Madrid 💔 Alfonso: Well then, we'll have to take you somewhere else then if it happens to be too clean Marga: I can bring some take-away coffee and Claire can have it in a waste container Claire: How kind! The other thing I most missed were my beloved friends Marga: I'm sorry, your friends have melted because of global warming ⛄💦 Claire: RIP Alfonso: 🔥 Marga: So what time are we meeting? 😇 Alfonso: 9:00? Or would that be too early? I know it might be difficult to get up so early on a Sunday, but it really makes sense to be there early... Claire: Yeah, I mean, I know I'll be late and half asleep but let's try Marga: I agree... it has to be done Alfonso: Ok then, it's Sunday at 9. I've just checked and the bar is called La Tienda de la Cerveza. Funny name... Marga: Sounds good Claire: Sounds like it's going to be dirty enough. See you there Alfonso: 👋 Marga: Claire, please be there less than an hour late Claire: 👹 Alfonso: 😂

Alfonso, Marga and Clair are meeting up for breakfast tomorrow, at 9:00. They are meeting in La Tienda de la Cerveza bar next to La Latina metro station. Marga compares this bar to disgusting and dirty bars in Madrid. Claire is looking forward to see her friends.

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Bob: Hey, you busy this evening? Rob: No, not really. What's up? Bob: We're having a games night at my place and was wondering if you'd like to come? So far it looks like it will be me, Ann, John, and Tim. Rob: Sure, sounds great. What time? Bob: Around 7. Brings snacks and beer :) Rob: Cool. See you then!

Rob will join Bob, Tim, Ann and John for a games night tonight around 7.

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Lenny: Look what I made: Lenny: <file_photo> <file_photo> Susan: What is that???? Lenny: that dish from TV!! beef stew with sweet potato. Susan: aha, sorry, didn't recognise it straight away 😊 Lenny: what are you saying? Susan: that it doesn't quite look like the one from TV... Lenny: fair enough, smells good though! Susan: have you tried it yet? Lenny: no I'm waiting for Mel to come round. Susan: bless her... 😂 Lenny: I'm sure it'll be fine. I have watched the YouTube video and all! Susan: dedication! Good luck, let me know how it tastes! Lenny: will do! Susan: and whether you still have a girlfriend after this... Lenny: hahaha I'm sure she'll love it! 🤞

Lenny made beef stew with sweet potato for his girlfriend Mel. Lenny will let Susan know how it tastes.

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Tommy: I'm coming back. Agnes: OK, I'll warm up the dinner! Tommy: -15 Agnes: Get some bread, please! Olga: I'll get it!

Agnes will warm up the dinner, because Tommy is coming back. Olga will get some bread.

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Cassidy: Have you seen my glasses? Ben: There are not in the bathroom? Cassidy: No, I've already looked there Ben: Maybe in our bedroom? Cassidy: Forget it, I've found them, they were in the fridge. Don't ask why

Cassidy is looking for her glasses. They are not in the bathroom. She finds them in the fridge.

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Jenny: Guys, let's plan the trip here Tom: ok, but I though we've decided most of the things Jenny: only main points Jenny: so we would go there for 3 weeks? Tom: yes Tom: to Barcelona (Mary really wants it) and things nearby, then to Madrid Jenny: but that's 1 weeks, maybe 1,5 Jenny: the question is: should we go north or south afterwards Peter: I would prefer the south - Sevilla, Grenada Peter: And you have a real summer there Mary: maybe too much? Mary: I've heard so many amazing stories about Northern Spain Mary: especially the Camino de Santiago Jenny: yes, this is surly pretty cool, but I don't think we have enough time to do it in one trip Peter: and it's walking, hiking, you need to have different preparation for that (shoes, backpack etc.) Peter: we planned it as a chill-out holidays with beaches and nice cities Mary: right, so it makes sense to come back to the coast after Madrid Jenny: yep, I've heard costa tropical is nice, google it Mary: seems quite nice, not so urbanised Peter: ok, so from Madrid let's go to Sevilla or/and Granada and then to the coast! Jenny: sounds like a perfect plan!

Jenny, Tom, Peter and Mary are going to Spain for 3 weeks. First they'll visit Barcelona and Madrid, then Sevilla and/or Granada.

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Ruby: Have a good night Ruby: I love you. Ruben: Love you too!

Ruby and Ruben love each other.

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Tamira: OMG did you see Rupaul tonight? 😱 😱 😱 Shelley: I did!! what on earth was Blessidy wearing??? 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤢 Tamira: I know right? what happened there?!?! Shelley: Looked like some bird pooed all over her top and she wore a tent as a skirt!!! 😵 😲 Tamira: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Tamira: so true, disgusting! Shelley: her make up was ridic AF as well! 🤡 Tamira: as always 🙄 Shelley: totally Tamira: when is it next on? I watched it on demand Shelley: Sunday!! 😁 😁 😁

Tamira and Shelley disapprove of Blessidy's outfit and make-up. "Ru Paul's Drag Race" is on on Sunday.

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Kent: duuude i failed the quiz Clark: heyyy me too XD Kent: xD Clark: *hi five* Kent: *hi five* ..

Kent and Clark both failed the quiz.

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Cori: Have you arrived? John: No, we're in Kokologo still Jean-Marie: it's 50km from Ouagadougou! John: yes, but the road is not amazing, we'll have lunch here Cori: there is only Bagdad Café there, ask about it, or just drive an hour more and we can eat something in the capital John: doesn't seem amazing John: we will continue, wait for us Jean-Marie: We haven't done anything else for last 2 days...

Cori and Jean-Marie have been waiting for John for 2 days. John's still in Kokologo, 50km from Ouagadougou. The road is bad. There is Bagdad Café there.

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Rebecca: What are you wearing for the wedding? Larissa: <file_photo> Rebecca: Awesome dress! Henriette: You look great Henriette: I will go shopping tomorrow Henriette: Hopefully I'll find something nice Rebecca: <file_photo> Rebecca: What do you think? Larissa: It's a beautiful dress!

Rebecca and Larissa have got dresses for the wedding, Henriette will go shopping tomorrow.

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Lily: I will live with your mum 🙂 Mia: That sounds really good 😁 For how long? Lily: Till the end of January Mia: I love the fact that you are just “international” and I can speak english with you. Well thank you ☺️ Lily: I thank you 🙂 Mia: I will be around from 17th of October for a few days, im gonna make a surprise to my mom, so don’t tell her 😂 Lily: Ok! 🙂 On 19th I'm going to Açores probably Mia: Oh that's great !! Never been to Açores before, but my mom was, I sure she can tell you a lot of nice places to go 😁 Lily: I will do couchsurfing there (you know it?) Mia: Never heard about it Lily: Google it. It is a way of travelling. People can host you for free and you spend time with them. I did 2 weeks in Sicily this summer doing only couchsurfing Mia: That sounds so great, what do you mean by spending time with them, like company? Or do they show you places and walk with you around? Lily: You spend time, cook together , walking travelling, partying. It all depends on a person . Sometimes they don't have much time. All depends on a person Mia: That sounds so much fun, for free, i will check it out, i actually love traveling, but well done, hope you enjoy it, i heard its amazing Lily: Yes, it was awesome. Usually, people travel in 2- it's safer. But I love traveling alone 😉 Mia: I wish one day i can do the same, thats awesome, really ☺️ Lily: Yes but you need to be careful. Weird people are everywhere Mia: Yeah that's not surprising nowadays, unfortunately Lily: True. I'm going to sleep. Good night! Mia: Good night, hopefully I will meet you sometime soon xoxo

Lily will live with Mia's mum till the end of January. Mia will be around from 17th of October for a few days and she wants to surprise her mum. Lily is going to Açores on the 19th. Lily loves travelling alone but realizes it isn't very safe. Lily is going to sleep. Mia hopes to meet Lily soon.

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Caroline: I have the whole trip planned!! Alexandra: do tell :) Caroline: we arrive at 4 but we won't get to the hotel until 6 I think Alexandra: do we take the bus from the aiport? Caroline: yes, it takes 40 minutes but it is three times cheaper than the train Alexandra: sure Caroline: then we change and go a little walk around the Vatican City Alexandra: sounds lovely, especially with the special Christmas tree there :) Caroline: yeah :) then we have dinner at this lovely restaurant that I discovered last year Alexandra: is it far from the hotel? Caroline: 500m Alexandra: perfect!! Caroline: then the next day we get up around 7:30 if that's okay Alexandra: you know I'm more of an early bird than a night owl Caroline: and after breakfast we visit the castle of saint angel Alexandra: <3 Caroline: then we stroll around the di trevi fountain, spanish steps, piazza navona... Alexandra: ice cream is a must Caroline: yes!! and then Colosseum Alexandra: and lunch!

Caroline has planned the whole trip. They arrive at 4, take a 40 min bus ride to the hotel. Then they change and go for a walk around the Vatican City. The next day they will get up around 7:30 and see the castle of Saint Angel, the Di Trevi fountain, Spanish Steps, Piazza Navona and the Colosseum.

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Justin: Hey, I think we got off at the wrong foot - I wasn't trying to be mean, I was scraping off chewing gum off your seat. I'm sorry I got you in trouble. Bella: I'm the one who is sorry - I overreacted. I thought you were like Chloe... Justin: You mean because we're friends? Bella: Yeah... Justin: The thing is, being homeschooled I've never had any real friends - I've know Chloe since we were little and she's all I have. Bella: It's kinda weird when you think about it - you're both so different.

Justin apologises to Bella for getting her into trouble. Justin was homeschooled.

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Martha: Guys, I can't find you Tom: We are at the rare! Peter: Martha, stay at the entrance, I'm on the way to pick you up. Martha: 😍 Thanks

Martha, Tom and Peter are meeting up. Peter is picking her up.

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David: suggest me something to wear for an interview Carter: what are you stupid? David: just suggest me something Carter: just wear something formal like a normal person David: but i haven't gotten my suit dry cleaned Carter: come take mine and wear it for the day David: now you're talkin'

David is going to a job interview and will have to borrow Carter's suit as his own is not clean.

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Peter: <file_photo> Charles: :o :o :o Charles: wtf mate? What happened!? Peter: 7 a.m, morning traffic, slippery road and a mild turn. I've flown out of the road and was stopped by a lantern? Charles: OMG, are you okay? Charles: Are you hurt? Peter: Luckily I'm okay. The car's not though :( Charles: Yeah, I can see that in the picture :( Charles: I'm sorry man. Thank God that nothing serious happened to you Peter: My father came to pick me up. Car's on it's way to mechanic. Charles: Nobody else was injured? Peter: No. Everybody else was far away behind me, so they had time to react. I got blown out of the way into the green belt between two lanes. Lantern pole stopped my car and nobody drove into me. Charles: Unlucky and lucky at the same time. Peter: The accident didn't kill me, but the repair cost will :/ Charles: Any ideas how much will it cost? Peter: Hard to guess right now. Peter: We're waiting for the mechanical expertise. Peter: Around 7 a.m there were 3 more accidents in the area. WTF is going on today? Charles: Winter surprised road services again... Did you change your tires to winter ones? Peter: I had winter tires. It's just that one piece of the road after tunnel exit was in the shadow and was still covered in ice. I lost traction and bank. Peter: Whole life flashed through my head. Peter: But everything is fine now, Peter: Hate it that car is broken, but I'm glad I'm totally fine. Charles: Yeah. Me too. Give me a call when you're home. I will drop by and you will tell me everything. Peter: Sure. See ya. Charles: Yo.

Peter had an accident on the road, and he destroyed his car. Luckily, Peter did not hurt anyone, including himself.

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Abigail: i'm reading this very inspiring book Abigail: it says you have to follow happiness when you can :-D Natalie: i could use a book like that!! Natalie: lately i've been disenchanted with school and i'm tired all the time :-/ Abigail: the semester is about to end Abigail: it's normal to feel that way :-D Natalie: i know! happens every year Natalie: thank the universe for the winter break!!! Natalie: maybe i'll read the book during the break Abigail: you can borrow it from me :-D

Abigail recommends Natalie the book she is currently reading. Natalie expresses interest in the subject.

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Andrew: Good morning, sir! How can I help you today? Tom: hey, yeah, so i got your phone yesterday Tom: and it doesnt work anymore Andrew: That is unfortunate. How can I help you in this situation? Tom: i want to give it back Andrew: Could you please explain what does not work? Tom: yeah, os i was playing with it and it somehoe got into the washimg machine and now doesnt work Andrew: So the reason why phone does not work is because it was in the washing machine, is that correct? Tom: yah, for like 2 hours or so Andrew: I am afraid I cannot help you. Would you maybe consider buying new phone? Tom: no, dude, it's new phone just doesnt work Andrew: Our warranty doesn't cover situations like that, I am sorry Tom: so now what Andrew: There is still a chance to make it work. Perhaps you could consider sending it to the repair shop. However, this service is not covered by our warranty as well. Tom: this warranty is useless Andrew: If you send your phone to the repair shop they might fix it Tom: allright, where can I do it? Andrew: There is one place in city-center, right next to the post-office. Tom: i try tomorrow but if it wont work i will never get your phone naymore Andrew: I am glad I could help, have a nice day!

Tom complains about his new phone. However, it does not work because it was placed in the washing machine, and the warranty does not cover such incidents. It might be repaired in a repair shop but Tom will have to bear the repair costs.

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Arthur: How’s your Bitcoin investment thing going? Klay: Don’t even get me started. I’m somewhere between suicide and losing my mind. Arthur: Wow, that bad? Klay: I lost 20k last week bro. And it keeps plummeting, 10% down today. Arthur: I guess that won’t be the most profitable investment in your life then. Klay: Yeah, I will never put any money in such bullshit. Arthur: Here is something to cheer you up. Haha <file_photo> Klay: Lol. The only plus is I kept my family out of it.

Klay has invested in Bitcoin, he lost 20k last week and it's still going down.

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Tori: I still cant believe you behaved like this with me :( Sylas: You were being so annoying :/ Tori: You should have talked a bit politely Sylas: I am sorry :( Tori: You should be Sylas: hmm Tori: We will talk in college tomorrow Sylas: k

Sylas was unpolite with Tori because she was annoying. Sylas is sorry. They will talk in college tomorrow.

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Isabelle: Last night's karaoke was amazing :D Lucas: Haha, yes, you have a great voice Isabelle: You too! I didn't know you were that good :) Lucas: Still the best part was you and Lisa singing Dancing Queen Isabelle: :D Lucas: You girls are great Isabelle: Thank you! I'll tel her :) Lucas: Haha, ok :)

Isabelle and Lucas were on karaoke last night. Isabelle was surprised that Lucas has such a great voice. Lucas thinks that the best part was when Isabelle and Lisa were singing Dancing Queen.

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Sabrina: i am looking for a new case for my iphone Ellie: i bought a cool one recently, with glitter :D it's awesome Ellie: <file_photo> Rachel: oh my god :D that's flashy hahaha Ellie: I KNOW, I LOVE IT :D Sabrina: hahaha Ellie this is so you :D Sabrina: i have been checking out those cute ones with animals Sabrina: <file_photo> Sabrina: but i am afraid using a phone that has ears is not very comfortable Ellie: hahaha those are cool! Ellie: and you keep your phone in purse anyways Sabrina: that's right but i would need a second one anyways Sabrina: in case i have any meetings planned at work Sabrina: i need to look serious :D Rachel: who are you trying to fool? :D Rachel: no one will believe you anyway haha Rachel: i can't imagine you being serious for a second :D

Sabrina wants to buy a new case for her iphone. Ellie has recently bought one with glitter but Sabrina likes the one with animals more. She also needs to have a more serious case to use at work, but Rachel doesn't believe Sabrina can look serious at any time.

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Emily: Finally on the flybe plane that has been delayed for an hour because of technical hitches! I joked with the flight attendant when boarding 'so plane all sorted now?' His response was 'we'll soon see'!!!! 🙈🙏🏻🙈🙏🏻 Andrew: You did know they are known as Fly Bloody 'Ell. 😂😱 Emily: Thanks... another reassuring comment 🤔 Andrew: They are in the top ten of safest low cost airlines in the world. I would only argue with the 'low cost' tag 😂

Emily's plane was delayed for an hour. She's now on board.

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Miriam: Have you seen Jenny recently? Mary: no, I'm not sure we will see her again Miriam: why? Mary: she had some serious health problems and had to come back home Tobias: I didn't know Mary: I wouldn't like to disclose the thing, sorry George: I understand it completely

Mary hasn't seen Jenny recently. Jenny had some serious health problems and she's back home. Tobias, Miriam and George didn't know it.

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Fred: Hey hey hey, Gabe's an ass today! Gabe: Very funny, very very funny. Steve: Lol, poor Gabriel. Sebastian: Gabrielito, ay, pobrito! Steve: Gabe ain't got no babe! Fred: Trolling's fun. XD Sebastian: Trololo! Steve: He's not answering anymore. Fred: Guess we pissed him off. Gabe: No, I actually have some serious work to do and can't waste my time reading your bullshit, gentlemen. Sebastian: Oh my, some serious work! Like wiping your ass with your left hand? Fred: Lol! Steve: Hey hey hey, Gabe wiped his ass today. Sebastian: No paper in sight, he used his hand's might. Fred: Then, to win the stinky race, put his hand right on his face. Steve: Still not happy he drove south with his finger in his mouth! Gabe: Really, no time for this. See you. Sebastian: He said guys, I have no time, need to taste my shit sublime!

Gabe is busy, while Fred, Steve and Sebastian are making fun of him.

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Jenny: Hi, this is Jenny, I'm Patricia's mum. Dan: Hi, Jenny! Jenny: Have you attended the PTA meeting this week? Dan: Yes, it was a looong one. Jenny: Good, could you share some info with me? I am completely out of the loop when it comes to the exams and the planned school trips. Dan: Sure, no problem. They scheduled midterms for the second week of January. Jenny: So just before the winter break? Dan: Exactly. Jenny: Do they have clasess during the midterms? Dan: No, we are supposed to drop the kids off at 11am and pick them up afterwarda at around 2pm. Jenny: Seriously? Dan: I know, how can they expect working parents to pull this off, right? Jenny: I have already used my kid card at work way to many times. Bob is busy too. It's granny time again, I guess. Dan: Same for us. I think we should discuss this during the next PTA meeting. Jenny: Of course, we are paying for this school not only to educate but to take care of our kids when we are working. Dan: True! And there is only one school trip ahead of us - they are going to the science museum. Jenny: Do they need volunteers? Dan: Fortunately, three parents already signed in for the job. Jenny: I bet it's Jim and Melinda. Dan: Who else?

Dan attended the PTA meeting this week. Jenny needs some information, because she wasn't there. School scheduled midterms for the second week of January. There won't be classes during the midterms. Dan and Jenny are frustrated, because they won't be able to pick up their children.

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David: we're waiting outside Bill: give us 10 min Victoria: we're almost done David: ok

David is waiting outside. Bill and Victoria are almost done, they need 10 minutes.

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Tim: I need to talk to you dad Barry: Can't talk now. I have a meeting Barry: I'll call you in 10 Tim: gr8 thanks

Tim needs to talk to his dad, Barry. Barry has a meeting now and he will call Tim back in 10 minutes.

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Peter: I'm ordering some food, you guys want anything? Susan: Where from? Peter: Curry Heaven Susan: Great! Would you mind getting me chicken tikka masala and one naan? With garlic Mark: Paneer with mushrooms and peas for me, thanks! Peter: Anyone else? Mike: Corn soup and tandoori chicken Mike: Oh and mango lassi! Peter: Damn guys, you could've said before you were so hungry :D Peter: Food should be here in 40 minutes Susan: Thanks Pete ;) Tell us how much we owe you

Peter will order food from Curry Heaven for Susan, Mark and Mike.

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Joe: have you seen that they are planning to close Victory Street? Rob: what the fuck Joe: yeah, they are doing some reconstruction, i think they will add tram rails there Tim: are you kidding me? the traffic jams are going to be massive Rob: worse than that... and i commute to work through Victory everyday Joe: i know, that's why i am telling you Rob: this is bullshit, and of course they are doing it now instead of during holidays or something Tim: yeah it's always like that, no one cares about us lol Joe: i am glad i can walk to work every day, this is a blessing

Victory Street will be closed for works which is a nuisance for Rob and Tim. Joe walks to work everyday so he remains unconcerned.

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Tory: Anybody is going for the conference in Africa in June? Maya: where is it exactly? Corina: Ghana Corina: Acra, I believe Ulrike: correct, besides that it's Accra :P Corina: misspelled Ulrike: anyway, it's going to be huge, so I recommend everybody to apply Tory: when is the deadline? Ulrike: quite soon unfortunately Ulrike: end of February Corina: but still doable for a shot summary Ulrike: I believe so Maya: I'll give it a try for sure

There is a conference in Accra, Ghana in June. The deadline for applications is the end of February. Maya will try to apply.

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Vivian: Hi! :) Could you recommend some good vegan recipes to me? I'm throwing a party for my colleagues and there are some vegans among them. Thomas: Hey! :) Why won't you check out some vegan blogs? Thomas: My top 3 are Minimalist Baker, Deliciously Ella and Oh my veggies, but there are hundreds of them. Vivian: I know, but I'd like to cook something that meat-eaters would eagerly eat as well. Vivian: And, you know, I'd prefer to use a recipe that works FOR SURE. Thomas: Try out this recipe for vegan stroganoff: <file_other>. Vivian: Hmmm, it looks quite doable. Thomas: Oyster mushrooms, when properly prepared, are crispy, meaty and, generally, delicious. My non-vegan friends say, that their taste and texture resemble pork. Vivian: Sounds pretty convincing. Thanks a lot! :) Thomas: No problemo! ;)

Vivian is throwing a part for her colleagues, some of them are vegans. She is looking for some recipes. Thomas recommended 3 vegan blogs to her and sent a recipe for vegan stroganoff.

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Kitty: I don’t have your account numbers, could you send me them? I want to wire you money Barb: Sure, I’ll leave you a voice message with it Ken: Mine is 2145 8900 0000 0012 0921 21 Kitty: Thanks, that helps a lot

Kitty needs the account numbers of Barb and Ken to wire them money.

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Ron: Adrian, are you there? Adrian: Hi Daddy Ron: Are you home? Adrian: Yes Ron: Ok, good. I wasn't sure if you took the keys in the morning. Ron: I'll be home after 5, don't forget about your homework. Adrian: Ok. Can you buy something to drink? I'm so thirsty Ron: Ok Adrian: Thanks. Ron: Just don't forget about your homework

Adrian is home. Adrian's dad, Ron, will be home after 5 o'clock and will get his son something to drink. Ron reminds Adrian to do his homework.

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Bonny: remember that 90s show, sabrina? Lisa: teenage witch? sure Bonny: netflix made this new version, like scary and demons and witches Lisa: what? wow. can you do that? and the cat? Bonny: i've seen the trailers, something like Buffy mixed with riverdale. Lisa: that's kinda strange, how do you mix that with the teenage witch? Bonny: apparently they've just based the characters on the old stuff, you know witch father and human mom. and this half blood witch that's supposed to be so bad-ass Bonny: witch? male would be wizard, right? Lisa: yup, think so. Lisa: as i remember melissa joan hart, she was kinda sweet, was a great show back then. Loved her as a teenager Bonny: trailer's quite fun, wanna come over and watch a few? Lisa: seems good. not today tho. must be early at work tomorrow. Brian has an early flight and needs stuff done before. Lisa: but tomorrow is doable Bonny: great, I'll be home at 6, pizza and wine? Lisa: I'll bring red. kinda fits with the bloody deamony stuff Bonny: super. cu tomorrow!

Bonny has seen Sabrina trailers. Lisa must be early at work tomorrow and Brian has an early flight. Lisa and Bonny want to watch Sabrina and have pizza tomorrow at 6 at Bonny's. Lisa will bring red wine.

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Walter: Good morning, my little Puss! Just arrived home and wanted to say thank you for a lovely weekend! Walter: <3 <3 <3 Wendy: Morning Bear! yeah, it was good... Walter: to say the least Wendy: and too short Walter: weekends should be 5 days long Wendy: and then 2 days off Walter: before going on holiday Wendy: of 2 months Walter: every half a year Wendy: provided the other half is free Walter: and fully paid for Wendy: plus a holiday premium Walter: and reimbursement of travel expenses Wendy: not to mention a decent pension plan Walter: starting at 40 Wendy: and full medical cover Walter: for private patients Wendy: and all their family members Walter: with household pets Wendy: giving up Walter: but you've won anyway Wendy: <3

Walter and Wendy spent a weekend together. They had a lot of fun.

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Joey: Hey Janice! What's your scene with Eric?? Why don't you two get along?? Janice: IDK .. I think our personalities don"t match.. Joey: What do you mean ?? Our personalities don't match.. Janice: You know, things aren't going well these days.. I mean, he has different priorities and i have different priorities.. and our paths and stuff doesn't match Joey: Look Janice! listen to me... You and Eric are both my best buddies.. you understand .. I want you to end this bullsh*t and settle your misunderstandings once and for all Janice: I know.. And I'm sorry joey.. you have to go through this because of us.. Joey: I will only accept your apology if you settle things with Eric... Janice: Okay , I will.. You happy now..

Janice is not getting along with Eric. Joey wants to patch things up between them, they are his best friends. Janice will try to make up with Eric.

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Lola: Hi Dad! Any plans for the summer? Jerry: Not really, Mum and I will be staying home, but that's what we both wanted. Lola: Haha, this does sound like you. Would you mind us coming over with the kids for a week or so? Our plans got cancelled, so... Jerry: Sweetheart, you know you're always welcome. This will always be your home. Lola: Thanks, Dad! Does mid-July sound okay to you? Jerry: I see no problem with that!

Lola's parents will be staying at home for the summer and don't mind Lola coming over with the kids for about a week in mid-July as her other plans got cancelled.

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Raquel: Is that spreadsheet done yet? Gary: No, give me another 15 minutes to double check everything. Okay? Raquel: 15 minutes, no longer! I mean it! Gary: I swear, it will be done.

Gary will finish the spreadsheet for Raquel in 15 minutes.

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Adam: Hey Nina how are you? whats up? Nina: i am fine brother just feeding peter!!!!!! how are you and all? Adam: we are all good.. i know the pain feeding them and putting them to sleep is the most difficult thing in the world. Nina: i know right!!!! Adam: :) Nine me and Jill are planning a get to gather this Sunday, would you be able to join us all for lunch? Nina: yes sure why not its been quiet long we have not had a family get to gather, so nice of you and Jill. Adam: thats great! yeah we needed it big time .. waiting to see you than Nina: thank you brother see ya

Nina is taking care of Peter. Nina will join Adam and Jill for lunch on Sunday.

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Rebecca: Good morning Rebecca: When you call Interflora, don't forget to give them the reference number Rebecca: I sent you a copy of the invoice yesterday, it should be on your phone Rebecca: The reference number is 889905, if you should need it Oscar: Morning Oscar: Ok Rebecca: It would be good if they can check that the order went through successfully Rebecca: It's a pity if the flowers don't arrive on time Oscar: I'll check ;) Oscar: I think everyone is meeting up at Tasha afterwards Rebecca: Yeah I thought that's what they might do, it's a great idea :) Rebecca: Where did you see that? Oscar: On fb Rebecca: I don't see it anywhere Oscar: I didn't see who posted it, I think maybe it was Alex or Maria Oscar: It was there :) Rebecca: 👍 Rebecca: Let me know how it goes with Interflora Oscar: Ok

Oscar and Rebecca are going to meet everyone at Tasha.

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Max: what u r gonna bring 4 a school project? Jerry: didn't think about it yet Max: u know its next week? Jerry: oh, right, it's so soon... Max: anny ideas? Jerry: not really, no, u? Max: I thought about volcano Jerry: classic, u can make it? Max: dad will help a little Jerry: nice, I guess I need to think sth fast Max: yep, times fly and u don't wanna get an f Jerry: nope, mom would kill me Max: u r right, your mom it tough Jerry: I know, got 2 go Max: see u

Max will make a volcano for his school project. Jerry hasn't figured it out yet.

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Richard: <file_photo> Alice: did you choose it yourself, dad? Alice: it's so sparkly and fluffy :D Alice: emma's gonna look soooo cute in this dress ^^ Richard: A grandfather is always the best stylist for his granddaughter! Richard: <file_gif> Richard: <file_photo> Alice: omg she's too cute, i could just eat her up! <3 Richard: <file_gif> Alice: you've just discovered that you can use gifs in txt msg, haven't you? :D Richard: yes Richard: <file_gif>

Richard bought a dress for Emma. Alice likes it very much. Richard found out that he can use gifs in text messages.

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Henry: Heeey Chloe, how are you up there abroad?! :) Chloe: Hello Henry! So nice to hear from you:) I'm pretty fine, miss you all though! Henry: We miss you too! Nobody in the office knows so many stupid jokes as you do! Chloe: Awww, you're so sweet! How is everybody then? Henry: <file_video> Chloe: Oh that is soo sweet of you! Thanks so much! Did Sheila dye her hair? She looks different! Henry: Yeah we thought such video might cheer you up! And yes, Sheila indeed dyed her hair :) Chloe: And what about Peter, is he fine after this accident he had in summer? Henry: He still has some problems with his knee, but otherwise he's pretty ok! But how are you, how's Italy treating you? Chloe: Ah, it's fine! Italians are so emotional, just as in movies :D But they are very positive all in all, I did a great deal of sightseeing too. The weather is lovely! Henry: Did you do a lot of interviews? Chloe: I haven't counted them yet, but quite many. I've been quite productive! :) Henry: Our boss will be satisfied then! Chloe: I bet he will! He already sent me a few emails with reminders :D Henry: Yeah, that's totally like him! :) Chloe: It's so nice to chat with you Henry, but I must dash! Say hello to everyone from me! Henry: Of course I will, have a nice day! :)

Chloe's in Italy. Chloe misses her co-workers and they miss her too. Henry sends Chloe a video to cheer her up. Chloe enjoys Italy and she did many interviews there. Chloe and Henry's boss has already sent Chloe several reminders.

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Konrad: My brother has played fortnite for sometime too but now we are kinda League of Legends. Tom: I’ve never heard of that. Konrad: It’s very popilar game. It’s like the second most popular game int the world. Konrad: An I would like to ask you if you can send me a message when you arrive tomorrow at the hotel. So that I will be able to take you from there. Tom: What hotel will I be arriving at? Tom: Our teacher has not told us much about what is happening tomorrow. Konrad: It is called Olimpia. Konrad: I was wondering if you know sth about your arrival but there’s no problem. Tom: We are just told our departure and arrival times from Dublin Airport. Konrad: So what is your arrival timw then? Konrad: *time Tom: 20:45 Konrad: Thanks. Konrad: I was told that you arrive at the hotel at 22:30 or 23:00. Something in those lines.

Konrad wants to take Tom from the Olimpia hotel when he arrives there. Tom departs from Dublin airport at 20:45 and he will be at the hotel between 22:30- 23:00.

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Dalton: It's Lori's bday next week. Axton: yea i know Brand: me 2 Dalton: ideas for gift? Axton: shopping voucher d be best Brand: dont care. agree 4 all as long not 2 expens Dalton: voucher kinda unoriginal. how bout sth from this page <file_other> Brand: shite looks good but not cheap Axton: how many ppl chip in Axton: ? Dalton: 6 or 7 i reckon

Dalton, Axton and Brand plan to buy a birthday gift for Lori.

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Tim: I think I love you a bit? Anne: Only a bit? Tim: Well, maybe a bit more :) Anne: :) Anne: <file_gif> Anne: You love me like this? Tim: O even more than this <file_gif> Anne: Me too.

Tim loves Anne.

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Andrea: It's funny that all of us lived in Berlin for some time. Angelo: Indeed Lorenzo: How did you know I lived in Berlin? Andrea: I have my informants ;-) Jody: I lived there 2011-2014 Jody: I did my masters there Jody: How about you? Lorenzo: I lived there as a kid in the early 1990s Andrea: Do you speak German? Lorenzo: Yes. I went to school there Lorenzo: Kids learn really fast Andrea: I don't. English was always enough for me Andrea: So my motivation to learn German dropped Angelo: I speak some German but not as good as I would like to.

Andrea, Angelo, Lorenzo and Jody all lived in Berlin for some time. Lorenzo speaks fluent German because he went to school there as a kid. Angelo speaks a little German; Andrea not at all.

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Grace: I am sitting in the very right corner guys, we have a nice quiet spot Kelly: can't see you Ricky: I am parking the car, be there shortly Grace: well Kelly you went the other way, just saw you:D Kelly: haha coming back!

Grace is sitting in the right corner and she's waiting for Kelly and Ricky to join her.

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Henry: Stranger Things, beer and pizza? Betty: Chinese? Please? :) Peter: We had Chinese last time. Betty: Thai?... Had pizza yesterday Henry: Oh geez Bet, ok, pizza next week, note it in your diary :P

Henry, Betty and Petter are meeting, they'll have Thai food instead of pizza.

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Frank: Hey Robert. Who's that girl that came with you to the party? Marlene: Tell us. Who's that gorgeous lady? Robert: We just started dating... Robert: She's an actress Frank: Cool. How did you meet her? Robert: On Tinder Frank: I wish I had that luck.

Robert is dating an actress that he met on Tinder.

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Oliver: I need to vacuum, can you take the dog out please? Wendy: Sure, we'll go for a walk. Oliver: Short one; we have chores. Wendy: Yes, sir.

Wendy will take the dog for a short walk so Oliver can vacuum.

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Allen: I need a gift for my wife's birthday. Any thoughts? Millie: Well, what is she into? Allen: She likes to work out, likes to bake, is into music. I can't get her kitchen stuff though. It makes her mad. Millie: I see. Allen: And I'm afraid to get her workout stuff, she might think I think she's fat! Millie: Problem, yes. Allen: So that leaves music, but we've got concert tickets for the year already. Millie: What about the gym she uses? Do they have a spa or is there a spa nearby? Gift card for a spa treatment maybe? Allen: That could work. Millie: What does she drink? Maybe a nice bottle of her favorite wine or gin? Allen: Yes, I'm getting a few ideas! Thanks! Millie: Twas nothing!

Allen wants to buy a gift for his wife's birthday. Millie suggests buying a gift card to a spa and a bottle of favourite alcohol. Allen likes the idea.

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Frank: hola amigo James: Hola! No, wait, ¡Hola! Frank: what u doin tonite James: Oh, you know, I think I'll just stay at home, listen to some jazz and read poetry. Frank: u comin to the party James: I find you lack of capital letters and punctuation... disturbing. Frank: wtf man u comin or not James: Yeah, you know what, you people really make me feel like a grammar nazi for writing in a proper way... Frank: ok move ur ass we r waitin at joe's James: ok man gonna be there in a few mins (here lies my good will, killed by messeger)

Tonight James will stay at home, listen to music and read. Frank asks about coming to the party, but instead of answering, James points out some minor mistakes in his spelling and punctuation.

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Michael: Good morning, I would like to present to you our newest product. Lucas: Thank you very much. Ian: Thank you. Michael: You are professional translators and I suppose that MARL could be a solution for your business. Or product offers a terminology database containing more than 8.5 million terms. Linguists from all over EU institutions have been working together for years to consolidate their research into a reliable, central EU database which could be available for you for just 49.9 $ monthly. Lucas: I would be much obliged if you could send me the offer via email. Ian: I’m sorry, I don’t currently work as a translator. Michael: Lucas, what is your email address? Lucas: [email protected] Michael: I am sending you the offer.

Michael presents a product which is a terminology database containing more than 8.5 million terms. It costs 49.9 dollars per month. Michael is sending the offer to Lucas.

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Dominic: Have you seen the Mars photos? Hazel: Amazing! Dominic: How about this one? <file_pic> Hazel: LOL! That's hilarious! Dominic: LOL!

Dominic shares a Mars photo with Hazel.

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Pietr: what have you heard about the new iphone? Pietr: should i get it? Maria: you know i love apple products Maria: but i would wait for the next generation Maria: this new one doesn't have a lot of new featured Pietr: i'll wait then, thanks!

Pietr will skip the new iphone and will wait for the next generation instead.

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Alexa: Are you sure you don't want to go with us? Noah: I can't :/ Alexa: Work? Noah: Yeah... No idea when I finish Noah: I could join you tomorrow afternoon Alexa: Sure! Alexa: But you know we have to come back on Sunday morning? Alexa: We have to leave around 8am Alexa: I mean, Olivia and Patrick could stay and come back with you later Noah: OK I'll think about it and let you know tomorrow morning Noah: Have to work now Alexa: Bye :*

Noah has to work and can't go with them today. He will let Alexa know if he will be joining them tomorrow. Alexa has to return on Sunday at 8 am but Olivia and Patrick could stay behind with Noah.

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Nola: Hey, it says on your profile you’re the member of VolunTEER organization Matthew: True, how can I help you? Nola: I wanted to ask, how can I apply Matthew: It’s easy, visit our website and choose Apply, it will guide you through the process Nola: Thanks a lot!

Nola wants to apply to VolunTEER organization.

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Pete: Have you seen my wallet? I think I left it at your place Sandy: Nope, but I will look for it Pete: Thanks! Let me know

Pete lost his wallet. Sandy will look for it.

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Dave: I need to go to the office ASAP Emily: What happened? Dave: I need to send off all the project files I have on my computer. Laura: Good luck with that Dave: is there still anyone in the office? Laura: When I was leaving Jess was still there Jess: I'm about to leave. Dave: Can you wait 5 min? I forgot my key. Jess: Yes, but no more than 5. I have an appointment soon Dave: Thanks Jess Emily: If you want to go home I can pop in, I'm just 2 minutes away Jess: It's ok, anyway I'm finishing off Dave: I'll be there in a sec

Dave needs to come back to his office urgently to send all the project files he has on his computer. He forgot his key to the office. Jess is still in the office, but she needs to leave in 5 minutes. Emily can pop in if necessary because she is just 2 minutes away.

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Ron: Hi, Dorothy... Dorothy: Oh, hi, Ron. Here to apologize? Ron: Yeah, I know, I'm so sorry... I wasn't exactly myself last night... Dorothy: You must admit that drunk messaging a girl you've met just a couple of days ago was not the greatest of ideas. Ron: Yeah, yeah, I'm really sorry, you know... Dorothy: You should be. Ron: But really, if I can do anything so that, you know, you forgive me for what I wrote... Dorothy: Ok, so now you're (hopefully) sober please remind me and yourself what your wrote. Ron: Uh, well, is that really necessary? Dorothy: Yes, it is. Ron: Well, I wrote a William Blake-like poem about your breasts... Dorothy: The "fearful symmetry" part was interesting, I have to admit it. Ron: Yeah... I'm really sorry about that and the audio message... Dorothy: If you mean the recording of you singing The Bad Touch, yes, that was pretty inappropriate. Ron: Damn, I'm an idiot. Will you ever forgive me? Dorothy: I'll let you know. Sorry, I'm in a troll-ish mood today, so don't expect me to forgive you just like that! Let me have my revenge first. How's the headache? Ron: Well, I've been drunk before, so I'll survive, I'd say... Dorothy: So I guess you can survive not writing to me for a while. See you!

Ron was drunk texting to Dorothy. He wrote a poem and recorded himself singing The Bad Touch. As a revenge, he's not supposed to text her.

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Rosanna: how's the weather there Rosanna: it's so nice here in Warsaw, finally Leo: yeah, it's a bit windy but it's quite warm Leo: it's so nice after all that snow Rosanna: totally nice Leo: can't wait till spring comes ha! Rosanna: me neither, it's my favourite time of the year

The weather in Warsaw is really nice. Leo and Rosanna can't wait for spring. It's Rosanna's favourite season.

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Adam: Rosie and Thomas, Happy New Year! Adam: May the next year bring you lots of joy, happiness and love! Rosie: Thank you Thomas! Hope you have crackling celebrations this year. May every day of your new year glow with good cheer and happiness for you and your family. Adam: Thanks a lot!

Adam and Rosie wish themselves all the best in New Year's Day.

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Rita: So you found me! :) Alger: Yes! It was easy :) Alger: How are you? Rita: I'm good. How about you? Alger: I'm fine :) Alger: I saw your pictures. Do you travel a lot? Rita: No, not really. Just a little bit. Summer and winter holidays, most years. Alger: You've been to some beautiful places! Rita: Yes! When I finally take holiday, I like it to special :) Rita: In a special place. Alger: I totally understant you :)

Alger saw Rita's pictures. She travels to beautiful places during summer and winter holidays.

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Aliza: Hey, do you like cooking? Miller: Yea, why you asking? Aliza: I have been trying to cook something but not getting good results Miller: Should i come? Aliza: Yes If you can Miller: Coming in 20 mins Aliza: OK hurry up Miller: on The way <3

In 20 minutes Miller will help Aliza in cooking.

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Tom: How about blind date? <file_other> Mark: I hope he was my date <file_photo> Jonathan: It’s easy to pull off a turtle neck as long as you take off your glasses first. George: HA HA Barry: You don't know how right you are lol. I actually broke mine a while back doing just that :( Kimi: OMG Jimmy: Nice one , Mark :) Cameron: it seems kinda sweet until you get to 6.5 Chelsea: The hufflepuff one sounds lovely - why are we always attracted to the slytherins 🙄💛💚 Spencer: Oh dear... *everyone* knows a 6.5 is really a sugar-coated 4. Harsh! Cameron: Where does 6.5 rate on The guardian blind date ratings scale? Cameron: 10 - possibly see again Cameron: 9 - nice, possible peck on cheek Cameron: 8.5 - ok, gave real phone number Cameron: 8 - meh, Chinese takeaway number Cameron: 7.5 - sex offender with good table manners Cameron: 7 - sex offender with no table manners Cameron: 6.5 - genocidal maniac Ida: Ha ha at first glance I thought they were the same person! Alex: They never seem to hit it off on this column. Must be something to do with Guardian readers. Clare: Alex Aznable You’re reading the Guardian. Alex: Aznable Am I? Shiiiiiit. Sharon: When did it change from polo neck? <file_photo> I must have missed that memo Jonathan: Americanism

Cameron describes The Guardian blind date ratings scale. Alex criticizes The Guardian readers.

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Lee: The betting site is back online right now Mason: really? Lee: yeah, the markets are fair. Just check out Mason: okay then

Lee lets Mason know about the betting site being back online right now, so he can check it now.

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Tom: I need your help Mary: With the essay? Tom: yes Mary: I though so, ok, I'll come over to your place tonight Tom: thanks!

Mary will come over to Tom's to help him with the essay.

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Michael: u there? Jennifer: Hey, yeah. What's up? Michael: can't come tonight Michael: work Jennifer: :( Michael: sorry, Jen :( tomorro maybe? Jennifer: ok, 8 pm? Michael: ok, see u! :) Jennifer: ok bye :)

Micheal can't visit Jennifer tonight. He is going to do that tomorrow at 8 pm.

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Riley: Whats up with your brother, hes been texting me since morning Brandon: Did you reply her? Riley: No

Brandon's brother has been texting Riley since morning. Riley hasn't replied.

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Louise: you know, a friend of mine, Ann (that makeup artist) is pregnant! Louise: I had no idea about it, I thought she never wanted to have children, and suddenly she sends me an invite to her baby shower! Emma: Wow, thats surprising! Is she going to get married? Louise: Well, I dont think so. I dont even know who her boyfriend is at the moment. Louise: It's strange, she's heavily pregnant and her bf posts pictures from a holiday in Thailand... alone... Emma: Maybe they aren't together anymore and she has a new bf? Louise: maybe, I dont really know. Emma: you'll find everything out at the party. Louise: I dont fancy going to be honest... She has invited a lot of her girl friends, they have already set up a group on Messenger and I guess there will be many people I dont know... Louise: I'd rather meet just her, for a coffee or something. Or visit her and the baby after giving birth. Emma: The party may be nice. Louise: It may be, but Im not really sure. From that group conversation on msg I can see the girls are getting crazy about the presents, food, decorations... Louise: to be honest, I dont feel like spending PLN 200 on a party for someone who's nice, but I havent seen for ages and now suddenly she invites me to come. Just for the presents, I think. Emma: Yeah, maybe you're right

Louise's friend Ann is pregnant and invited her to a baby shower. Louise doesn't want to go because she hasn't seen Ann for ages. Ann doesn't seem to be getting married.

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Theresa: Should we go to this party in La Olivia? Will: to me it seems boring Miranda: but they have the amazing potatoes there Molly: hahaha, I like them too, but to go to the town only for the potatoes? Theresa: I like that it seems to be a real party of real people living here Theresa: I mean not tourists Will: that's true Will: so if you want to drive, we can go Theresa: let's go then

Theresa, Will, Miranda and Molly will go to the party in La Olivia.

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Jimmy: Sorry, have you seen Maria today? Peter: Briefly, in the main corridor. Jimmy: Great! Do you think she can still be in the office? she's not answering my messages :/ Peter: oh, yes, she's a deadline today, will be here till late hours I am sure. Jimmy: Perfect, thanks a lot.

Peter saw Maria briefly today and he thinks she will stay long hours in the office.

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Ian: Hey guys! What books are you currently reading? Cheers! Gina: Becoming by Michelle Obama Noah: i’m reading Fantastic Beasts Ian: which one? Noah: the second one and what about you? Ian: the here and now habit Noah: mindfulness stuff? Ian: yeah, it is actually really good Noah: it’s my thing Kelly: it’s getting very popular Ian: that’s why i decided to give it a go Harry: i am actually listening to audiobook Mythos by Stephen Fry Kelly: i’m catching up with well-known novels Pride and prejudice and then on to Crime and punishment Toby: medical thriller Cure by Robin Cook Ian: love thrillers Toby: there’s a whole series of medical thrillers by R. Cook Ian: wish i had more time to read! Kelly: exactly! There are so many books i wanna read! Bill: Past Tense by Lee Child Kelly: i don’t like his books Bill: that’s a shame

Gina is reading "Becoming" by Michelle Obama, Noah "Fantastic Beasts" and Ian "The Here and Now Habit". Harry is listening to an audiobook "Mythos" by Stephan Fry. Kelly is reading "Pride and Prejudice" and then "Crime and Punishment", Toby "Cure" by Robin Cook, Bill "Past Tense" by Lee Child.

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Frank: Hey, Vicky Frank: I have to ask you: what was all this fuss today during family dinner? Vicky: Ehh. Waste of time even talking about it. Vicky: Our mother has tendency to publicly show dissapproval for any of my decisions and ideas. Vicky: So when I told her, that I want to leave counry and study abroad, she started criticize me badly. Vicky: At first I was calm, but when dad was being supportive, she started to diss him. Vicky: So I told her she was unfair towards Dad Vicky: And the argument was born... Frank: Damn... Frank: Sometimes I think our parents are aliens. Frank: That came from space long time ago, adopted us, raised us as they read in a book, but when we grew up, they're afraid that we could uncover their secret :D Vicky: Hahaha :D Vicky: Aliens. Maybe. Sometimes they behave like they came from different planet. Frank: That is so great in people. Everybody is so different. Frank: And despite these differences, people attract each other and decide to spend their lives together. Vicky: Uhmm. Frank: I should make a podcast Frank: "Me and my alien parents" Frank: I would get 100 000 subscribers in no time, describing our life with these two :D Vicky: Hahahaha. You've already made my day brighter. Thanks. Frank: Always at your service :D

Vicky was criticized by her mother during family dinner today even though Vicky's father supported her decisions. Vicky's brother Frank makes her feel better.

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Jeff: Hi, Rich. Did you have a chance to watch the show? Rich: Hi. What show? Jeff: Narcos on Netfix. We spoke about it the other day. Rich: Right. It skipped my mind. Jeff: You should watch it. Jeff: I think it's really good. Interested in your opinion though. Rich: Yeah. Good thing you've reminded me. Will watch it over the weekend. Jeff: Right. We'll talk on Monday at work. Rich: Sure thing, Jeff. Have a good one.

Rich hasn't watched Narcos on Netflix yet. He will watch it over the weekend and then talk about it to Jeff at work on Monday.

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Ollie: Going out this weekend? Abby: Yes - meeting the girls at Thunder. U? Ollie: Nope. No invites and I was bad last weekend. Abby: Oh! How bad? Ollie: I didn't work out, just sat around and drank like a slug. Abby: Yikes... Ollie: I know. Bad. Abby: No, sounds like me every weekend! Ollie: For me, it was bad. Abby: You are good! Ollie: I try! But anyway, feel like going out but nobody invited me. Wah. Abby: Sorry, bud. I would but its kind of a girls night. Ollie: I get it. Abby: Maybe next weekend? Ollie: Sure! Maybe see a film? Have some food? Abby: Sounds perfect. Ollie: Okay, will text you. Abby: Have a good one! Ollie: You 2!

Abby is going out with her girls this weekend. Ollie wants to go out but nobody invited him. Ollie will text Abby about going out next weekend.

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Adam: Are u still at home? Mary: Yes. Mary: Why? Adam: I forget my wallet.

Adam forgot his wallet and Mary is still at home.

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Carl: could anyone lend me 10bucks till friday? Newt: not this week bud Carl: oops. Rosie? Rosie: yeah lazy ass. send me your acc numbah Carl: youre the best <3

Rosie is going to lend Carl 10 dollars.

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Ted: hi mate, i'm going away for the weekend. George: you want me to take care of Spliff? Ted: you;re so clever. can you? George: sure no problem. you'll pay back Ted: sure thing. you know the bastard really likes you George: i hope so. the food and all there? Ted: sure. and can you water the flowers pls? George: willdo, no prob

Ted is going away for the weekend. George will take care of Spliff and water the flowers when Ted is away.

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Ewan: hey, Isabel, my car just broke down. im going to be a bit late for the party. Isabel: Im so sorry Ewan. Do you need anyone to pick you up? Ewan: no, i think i can manage with a cab. im not too far away. Isabel: ok, good. you havent missed too much in any case. most of the others havent arrived yet Ewan: ok. good to know Isabel: where are you exactly anyway/ Ewan: Grange road Isabel: i hope youre managing to stay out of this rain. Ewan: yes, im standing under a bus stop shelter. will have to leave it to hail a cab. Isabel: i know of a good cab service if youd prefer just to call someone. Ewan: oh, ok. sure why not. Isabel: just a sec Ewan: take your time Isabel: its called city cabs and their number is 131 228 1211 Ewan: wonderful. thank you so much Isabela Isabel: happy to help! Ewan: someones on their way now. Isabel: terrific! Ewan: see you in a bit Isabel: see you!

Ewan tells Isabel he will be late for the party, because his car broke down. She gives him a number to a cab service she likes. Ewan is glad and will be there soon.

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Tommy: Wish you were here. Tommy: It's so beautiful. Tommy: I'd like to share it. Linda: Nice to hear :)

Tommy would like for Linda to be with him.

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Keifer: Finally, a decent game to watch! Mark: as a falcons fan i have to root for pittsburg, we are batling for playoff spot Mike: falcons vs saints, Rams vs saints, Rams vs packers... where u been? Been some good games this year Michael: Mike Anthony he's talking about on TNF lol Canh: Let’s go Steelers!!!! Jeff: Exactly what I was going to say. 😂😂 Cha: Keifer Marr was thinking the same thing. Alan: Best Thursday day night game Pabo: sad . . 28 teams that keep trying to lose every week Pete: Decent? It's a laugher....

There's a recent sports match that Keifer considers good. Mike, Michael, Jeff, Cha, Alan and Pete have varying opinions about how good the game is.

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Jack: Dude I forgot that we were gonna get a beer tonight and made plans with Luise Jack: sorry!! Matt: henpecked much?? Matt: Phew.

Jack forgot a beer with Matt and he'll stay with Luise.

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John: Where are you? I'm at the entrance Jerry: We're already inside Mary: enter, we're at one of the big tables John: ok

John is at the entrance. Jerry and Mary are inside at one of the big tables.

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Brad: Are you going into vetmed? Congratulations on graduating from Ag! Taylor: Thank you! but I didn't get accepted to vetmed this year :( Brad: Oh no you deserve it so much. Brad: Are you planning to work then? Taylor: Maybe for a couple of years, or take another year to boost my average Brad: Are you still allowed to take another year after graduating? Taylor: Yeah Brad: Good luck, I miss you bro Taylor: I miss you too yo

Taylor graduated from Ag but did not get accepted to vetmed. He is planning to work or study for a couple of years.