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The Department of Justice is currently mulling whether to break up Google, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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or to force it to share data with competitors after the tech giant lost its big search antitrust case. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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But I hope the DOJ considers how good Google behaves sometimes. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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We already made the thumbnail. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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They just added better source citations to AI overviews, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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so you can find exactly where it got the idea that the force | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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is real and you're just not trying hard enough. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Squeeze, Try squeezing. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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The leaker, Sonny Dixon, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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on Twitter actually... | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Hahahaha | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Oh, the quick bits. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Oh yeah. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Coming right up, Jacob. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Are you ready for this? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Let's go. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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ARM is working on a GPU that will compete with Nvidia and Intel | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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That's just his name! | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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according to sources who spoke to Israeli business outlet Globes. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Of course, Arm already makes GPUs that compete with those companies in their Snapdragon X Windows laptops. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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They just compete badly. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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He actually posted the three other, much more safe for the dinner table colors in July, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Up to a hundred engineers are reportedly working on this new GPU, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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which sounds like it'll either be a discrete gaming GPU or an AI accelerator, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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which is just a graphics card used solely to make the internet worse. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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About a week after confirming that they'll let you install SteamOS, on Windows handhelds, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Valve has released official drivers for Steam Deck | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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to allow owners to install and run Windows if they want to. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Maybe you want to run unsupported games or emulators, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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or maybe you just like to suffer. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Either way, Valve has you covered. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Now, having said that, the drivers aren't perfect. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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For example, the Windows audio drivers don't support the Steam Deck's speakers yet | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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just headphones and Bluetooth audio. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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So I can play Fortnite on my Steam Deck | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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and I won't be able to hear any of the eight-year-olds that don't know how to mute their mic? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Sign me up. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Did they say mean things to you, Jacob? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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An ISP in the US is petitioning the Supreme Court | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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to overturn a ruling that would require them to disconnect customers accused of piracy. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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It's a very serious issue being championed by a company with a very silly name, Cox Communications. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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strangely omitting the fourth one, presumably out of embarrassment. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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As the ruling currently stands, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Americans could be cut off from the internet just because they, or someone whom they share a network with, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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received a couple of unproven accusations of copyright infringement. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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I think it's unbelievable that a US court made | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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a decision so bad that an internet service provider is accidentally taking a pro-consumer stance. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Bam! | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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What is this? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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What's happening? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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A team of researchers has published a paper | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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suggesting that bikes could be hacked. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Specifically, professional-grade bikes that have wireless gear-shifting systems, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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such as those made by Shimano. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Is that okay? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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It took him two weeks to muster the courage to finally be honest with the world. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Scientists found that the signals put out by these | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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bikes were interceptable from up to 10 yards away, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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allowing hackers to shift a victim's gears | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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or even jam gear-shifting on a specific bike. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Fortunately, Shimano has already patched the vulnerabilities, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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which is unfortunate for those of us who thought the Tour de France might finally become exciting. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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And an international group of researchers have proposed improvements to modern telecommunications systems. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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All we have to do is start using electromagnetic vortex cannons, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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which I thought was kind of obvious, but thanks. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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The cannons in question create toroidal vortexes, like a smoke ring, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Fine! | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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but made out of rotating electromagnetic waves instead of dank vape clouds. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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The vortexes can carry more information than traditional electromagnetic wave structures, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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It's a poop iPhone, okay? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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are more resilient to environmental disturbances, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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meaning they could be used to send data over long distances. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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But the main thing, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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and I can't stress this enough, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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they're called electromagnetic vortex cannons. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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What, we're just not gonna use them? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Hey, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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why don't you hop on a vortex cannon | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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and surf some electromagnetic waves back over here on Monday? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Previous iPhone leaks | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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There's gonna be tech news, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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and I could show you this trick where I blow a smoke ring and then blow a smoke pirate ship through it. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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I've never done it before, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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but I've got a good feeling about Monday. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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have pointed to Apple going with a new color | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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that could be described as rose | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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You're not ready! | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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or bronze, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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maybe indicating a color that looks different in separate environments with unique lighting? | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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I mean, maybe this photo was taken in the same environment | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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as Microsoft's chocolate brown Zune from 2006. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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We can't know. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Yeah, if I'm being completely honest, I expect this phone to look a lot nicer in person, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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Apple's expected to unveil the iPhone 16 lineup in early September, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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but if I end up being disappointed, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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at least that'll be consistent with current rumors about the iPhone 16 Pro's design, | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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which is expected to feature a new button for taking pictures. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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And not much else. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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One thing the new iPhones will definitely have though, is Fortnite! | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |
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In the EU anyway. | 2024-08-16_iphone_16_pro_yr9dyoxxtos |