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My fingers are tired! |
Now you make sure you come back here on Wednesday. |
That's how long we have to wait |
before we can ask the computer for more tech news. |
And even then it might just be a lot of stuff about knockoff AirPods, you know. |
We just kind of got to see what we get. |
Listen, I don't want to babble too much before the tech news |
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okay? |
After a court ruled that |
Google has abused its market dominance in internet search |
the US Department of Justice says |
that it's considering structural remedies |
which is a boring antitrust term |
that means forcing the company to sell off part of its business. |
Breaking up Google is only one of a suite |
of potential remedies that the DOJ will be recommending as options |
to the judge in the case, Ahmed Mehta |
who is almost definitely not just Mark Zuckerberg |
in a black robe and rubber mask. |
It's hard to believe that Google might actually get chopped up and sold for spare parts |
mostly because it's been over 40 years |
since the last time U.S. antitrust regulators actually broke up a company, |
the 1982 breakup of the Bell system. |
Microsoft nearly got the Solomon baby treatment 24 years ago |
but that case was appealed and then eventually settled out of court |
with serious restrictions for how Microsoft was allowed to do business going forward. |
Google is clearly taking the possibility seriously, however |
and has argued that the DOJ's proposals are radical |
and sweeping and a potential risk |
to consumers, businesses, and developers. |
That's what I say whenever I got a brew in my hands. |
I'm radical and sweeping. |
Google plans to appeal the decision |
but it won't have the opportunity until Meta, |
the judge, not the company, |
decides on an appropriate remedy, most likely by August 2025 |
meaning that this case will most likely |
drag on for at least a few more years. |
In far lower stakes Google antitrust news |
a judge has ordered Google to allow third-party app stores |
to access the Play Store's app collection. |
Google likewise plans to appeal this decision |
though it might be cheaper |
if Sundar Pichai just challenged Epic CEO Tim Sweeney |
to a fistfight in the nearest Waffle House parking lot. |
Just an idea. |
Hackers connected to the Chinese government |
have infiltrated several U.S. internet service providers, |
including AT&T, Verizon, and Lumen. |
They were scared off by the customer service. |
The hackers reportedly had access to these networks for several months |
and they gained that access through a system of security backdoors |
that are legally required by the U.S. government |
for use in wiretapping. |
Okay. |
The extent of the attack and what information the hackers had access to is still being investigated |
but if you're wondering how bad this is |
the answer is very. |
The Chinese government has denied being behind these attacks |
and even pretended to be hurt by the accusation, |
despite the fact that their government, |
and basically every other government |
is pulling stuff like this all the time. |
But not us! |
However, this kind of attack highlights a deeper problem |
with the U.S. government's approach to system security. |
where it has long pressured tech companies to embed hardware |
and software back doors in their products |
for the sake of its own convenience, |
despite the very real risk |
that a malicious actor could exploit |
the exact same route to cause serious harm |
like what we're seeing right now. |
This was Apple's argument when they were pressured by the FBI |
to access devices belonging to alleged mass shooters |
and the company has largely been vindicated. |
Buy your mom an iPhone because she's probably not a terrorist. |
When would she launch the attack? |
She spends all her time with me. |
Barbara, are you doing something I don't like? |
Barbara, you're in big trouble. |
EV startup Fisker has run into a potentially serious snag in its bankruptcy plan. |
It has no way of migrating its EV's cloud operations onto its new owner's servers. |
For context, in June |
Fisker reached an agreement with New York-based rental company American Lease |
to buy its remaining fleet of 3,300 vehicles for $46.3 million. |
However, Fisker only informed American Lease |
that they couldn't transfer the EV's server links last Friday |
when they had already paid $42.5 million |
and accepted 1,100 Ocean SUVs. |
It is currently unclear how long |
Fisker has known about this extremely relevant technical issue |
American Lease has therefore filed |
an emergency objection to Fisker's liquidation plan. |
They wanted their liquidation plan to be more solid. |
The Department of Justice has filed its own objection |
in response to claims |