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My fingers are tired!
Now you make sure you come back here on Wednesday.
That's how long we have to wait
before we can ask the computer for more tech news.
And even then it might just be a lot of stuff about knockoff AirPods, you know.
We just kind of got to see what we get.
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After a court ruled that
Google has abused its market dominance in internet search
the US Department of Justice says
that it's considering structural remedies
which is a boring antitrust term
that means forcing the company to sell off part of its business.
Breaking up Google is only one of a suite
of potential remedies that the DOJ will be recommending as options
to the judge in the case, Ahmed Mehta
who is almost definitely not just Mark Zuckerberg
in a black robe and rubber mask.
It's hard to believe that Google might actually get chopped up and sold for spare parts
mostly because it's been over 40 years
since the last time U.S. antitrust regulators actually broke up a company,
the 1982 breakup of the Bell system.
Microsoft nearly got the Solomon baby treatment 24 years ago
but that case was appealed and then eventually settled out of court
with serious restrictions for how Microsoft was allowed to do business going forward.
Google is clearly taking the possibility seriously, however
and has argued that the DOJ's proposals are radical
and sweeping and a potential risk
to consumers, businesses, and developers.
That's what I say whenever I got a brew in my hands.
I'm radical and sweeping.
Google plans to appeal the decision
but it won't have the opportunity until Meta,
the judge, not the company,
decides on an appropriate remedy, most likely by August 2025
meaning that this case will most likely
drag on for at least a few more years.
In far lower stakes Google antitrust news
a judge has ordered Google to allow third-party app stores
to access the Play Store's app collection.
Google likewise plans to appeal this decision
though it might be cheaper
if Sundar Pichai just challenged Epic CEO Tim Sweeney
to a fistfight in the nearest Waffle House parking lot.
Just an idea.
Hackers connected to the Chinese government
have infiltrated several U.S. internet service providers,
including AT&T, Verizon, and Lumen.
They were scared off by the customer service.
The hackers reportedly had access to these networks for several months
and they gained that access through a system of security backdoors
that are legally required by the U.S. government
for use in wiretapping.
Okay.
The extent of the attack and what information the hackers had access to is still being investigated
but if you're wondering how bad this is
the answer is very.
The Chinese government has denied being behind these attacks
and even pretended to be hurt by the accusation,
despite the fact that their government,
and basically every other government
is pulling stuff like this all the time.
But not us!
However, this kind of attack highlights a deeper problem
with the U.S. government's approach to system security.
where it has long pressured tech companies to embed hardware
and software back doors in their products
for the sake of its own convenience,
despite the very real risk
that a malicious actor could exploit
the exact same route to cause serious harm
like what we're seeing right now.
This was Apple's argument when they were pressured by the FBI
to access devices belonging to alleged mass shooters
and the company has largely been vindicated.
Buy your mom an iPhone because she's probably not a terrorist.
When would she launch the attack?
She spends all her time with me.
Barbara, are you doing something I don't like?
Barbara, you're in big trouble.
EV startup Fisker has run into a potentially serious snag in its bankruptcy plan.
It has no way of migrating its EV's cloud operations onto its new owner's servers.
For context, in June
Fisker reached an agreement with New York-based rental company American Lease
to buy its remaining fleet of 3,300 vehicles for $46.3 million.
However, Fisker only informed American Lease
that they couldn't transfer the EV's server links last Friday
when they had already paid $42.5 million
and accepted 1,100 Ocean SUVs.
It is currently unclear how long
Fisker has known about this extremely relevant technical issue
American Lease has therefore filed
an emergency objection to Fisker's liquidation plan.
They wanted their liquidation plan to be more solid.
The Department of Justice has filed its own objection
in response to claims