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i mean if folks have time for singing .
how long have i been gone ?
i dont know a couple hours , i guess , said ellen .
you missed lunch .
but theres some extra chowder in the pot .
i can dish you out a bowl .
sure .
but first i need to cool down .
i guzzled half the glass she had given me and poured the rest over my head .
jeez .
would you like some ibuprofen ?
its not a fever .
its just part of the transition .
bodies are different in the deeps .
hmm .
maybe some wet cloth and some ice .
the girls fetched some towels and a tray of ice cubes from the kitchen and fashioned cold packs that they stuffed under my shirt .
you do realize its not even warm in here .
i mean im wearing a sweater .
its all relative , i said .
just takes a little time to adjust .
some texts came in on your phone , by the way .
i didnt bother to check .
thats your business .
but theres plenty of chowder left , in case you want some .
umm .
sure .
guess i should try and eat .
i picked the iphone off the end table , and thumbed it on .
there were two messages , both from wendell .
the first one read : holidays over .
back to work .
call me for the details .
the second message acknowledged my absence .
my familiar informs me you aint all here .
call , soon as you get back .
i stared at the phone .
i didnt feel like talking to the man , but what could i do ?
he would know i had returned .
his familiar was crawling around here somewhere .
it might even be that fly buzzing along the wall .
so i rang him up .
he answered promptly .
hey bud .
good to hear from you .
welcome back .
it sounded like he was in the middle of eating .
just wanted to let you know waypoint number two is a go .
laurent ?
thats a street name .
st. laurent boulevard to be precise .
its in montreal .
the coordinates on your gps will lead you right to his doorstep .
kids name is simon robichaud .
age 25 .
a willing target .
easy as pie .
cant walk .
cant talk .
but a mind is as sharp as a whip .
lives with a very protective family .
nice people .
well-intended .
but theyre preserving him in a living hell .
hed rather spend his days fully mobile in frelsi than a quadriplegic in montreal .
can you blame him ?
he just got over a pneumonia he hoped would take him , but no dice .
fucking antibiotics saved him .
hes getting tired of hanging around the glaciers .
hes aching to get back to the sanctuary .
next two days would be optimal .
familys shipping him off to ottawa on friday to see a specialist .
so how what do you want me to deliver ?
no deliveries .
this time , the methods up to you .
its the next phase of your apprenticeship .
on the job training .
you call the shots .
gives you a chance to be creative , show off your talents .
anything goes .
but the bottom line ?
end his life .
just be merciful .
our clients appreciate a clean separation .
but youve got all the chops you need .
figure it out .
wait .
you want me to decide how to murder him ?
there you go using that ugly word again .
remember , these are transitions were facilitating .
heck , you go back and forth .
you should know the deal .
these transitions just happen to be permanent .
my nerves kicked up and made me antsy .
i dont like this , i said .
id rather you just tell me what to do .
if youre gon na freelance with us youre gon na need to figure this shit out .
ill give you a hint .
the kid just got over pneumonia .
hes got breathing problems .