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het_401 | 0 | heterographic | Seek and ye shall find . |
het_402 | 0 | heterographic | Blessed are the meek , for they make great scapegoats . |
het_403 | 0 | heterographic | History repeats itself . |
het_404 | 0 | heterographic | Knowledge is power . |
het_405 | 1 | heterographic | OLD BATHERS never die , they just wade away . |
het_406 | 1 | heterographic | " I wish I could remember the name of that card game , " said Tom wistfully . |
het_407 | 0 | heterographic | Is there a lawyer in the house ? < BLAM ! > Is there another ? |
het_408 | 1 | heterographic | Old cotton - pickers never die . They just bale out . |
het_409 | 1 | heterographic | Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around . |
het_410 | 1 | heterographic | " This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn , " said Tom slowly . |
het_411 | 1 | heterographic | No matter how much you push the envelope , it'll still be stationery . |
het_412 | 1 | heterographic | " Why shouldn't I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen ? " Tom bickered . |
het_413 | 0 | heterographic | It's not a BUG , it's an undocumented feature ! |
het_414 | 0 | heterographic | I am in total control , but don't tell my wife . |
het_415 | 1 | heterographic | " The seesaw is upside down , " said Tom saucily . |
het_416 | 1 | heterographic | 50 Shades of Grace |
het_417 | 1 | heterographic | In his latest promotional campaign , the manager of City Tent and Awning told his crew to canvas the entire area . |
het_418 | 1 | heterographic | I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles . The starting pay was ten dollars an oar . |
het_419 | 1 | heterographic | Many are content to live in a coal mine and never see the son . |
het_420 | 1 | heterographic | My two uncles bet who would get married first . Then one upped the ante . |
het_421 | 1 | heterographic | If roosters saw how hens are treated they'd turn over in their gravy . |
het_422 | 0 | heterographic | No man is indispensable . |
het_423 | 0 | heterographic | If it works , you must have done something wrong . |
het_424 | 1 | heterographic | The dervish had so much endurance , he set a new whirled record . |
het_425 | 0 | heterographic | The customer is always right . |
het_426 | 1 | heterographic | I simply must find a new podiatrist . My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude . |
het_427 | 1 | heterographic | I went out for a run this morning and tripped over , I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes , I haven't seen the footage yet . |
het_428 | 1 | heterographic | Is that pure rump roast ? Nothing butt . |
het_429 | 1 | heterographic | OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they just take a final bough . |
het_430 | 1 | heterographic | Fire ! yelled Tom alarmingly . |
het_431 | 1 | heterographic | One of the tires just blew out , Tom said sparingly . |
het_432 | 0 | heterographic | Much bran and little meal . |
het_433 | 0 | heterographic | Beware of Greeks bearing gifts . |
het_434 | 1 | heterographic | May the 4th be with you . |
het_435 | 1 | heterographic | Lizards have a very strong heartbeat which can be faintly heard anywhere on their body , said Mr . Johnson , beginning a story . " Come listen to this tail . " |
het_436 | 1 | heterographic | Ms . Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated . |
het_437 | 0 | heterographic | God is on the side of the strongest batallions . |
het_438 | 0 | heterographic | If wishes were horses , beggars would ride . |
het_439 | 0 | heterographic | The more the merrier . |
het_440 | 1 | heterographic | So that's the way the wind blows , said Tom vainly . |
het_441 | 0 | heterographic | Justice pleaseth few in their own house . |
het_442 | 1 | heterographic | It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it . |
het_443 | 0 | heterographic | If you're not the lead dog , the view can be very interesting ! |
het_444 | 1 | heterographic | Mickey Mouse gives some people Disney spells . |
het_445 | 1 | heterographic | The nudist defended himself by citing his Constitutional right to bare arms . |
het_446 | 1 | heterographic | My friend said ,'There's a lot of gold in those hills .'I replied ,'That's a load of bullion .'. |
het_447 | 0 | heterographic | Never say never . |
het_448 | 0 | heterographic | Governments absorb 100x their weight in excess liberties . |
het_449 | 1 | heterographic | Piano players are considered to be Baldwin they lose their hair . |
het_450 | 1 | heterographic | My stereo's half - fixed , said Tom monotonously . |
het_451 | 1 | heterographic | The race horse went lame early . It was the first out of its gait . |
het_452 | 0 | heterographic | First things first . |
het_453 | 1 | heterographic | The study of ancient symbols will lead you to rune . |
het_454 | 1 | heterographic | " What's a wide - angle lens ? " asked Tom obtusely . |
het_455 | 0 | heterographic | Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over . |
het_456 | 0 | heterographic | Every cloud has a silver lining . |
het_457 | 1 | heterographic | A bee keeper will sell you honey with swarm wishes . |
het_458 | 1 | heterographic | My pet bird can predict the future . He is an omen pigeon . |
het_459 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm waiting to see the doctor , " said Tom patiently . |
het_460 | 1 | heterographic | Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana . |
het_461 | 1 | heterographic | Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece ? |
het_462 | 1 | heterographic | " Europe needs more self - restraint , " said Tom continently . |
het_463 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Hans . I'm a manicurist |
het_464 | 1 | heterographic | Two snakes parted , and one said ,'fangs for the memories'. |
het_465 | 0 | heterographic | Health is wealth . |
het_466 | 1 | heterographic | A bird with a headache might just migrane south . |
het_467 | 1 | heterographic | Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade . |
het_468 | 1 | heterographic | My sofa was repaired , but I was surprised to find an item on the bill for upholstery tacks . |
het_469 | 1 | heterographic | Some resist having the'flu jab but it's quite innocuous . |
het_470 | 1 | heterographic | Some people don't have the Vegas idea of how to quit gambling . |
het_471 | 1 | heterographic | I got a nasty electric shock the other day , but I wasn't phased . |
het_472 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Russell , I'm a cattle thief |
het_473 | 1 | heterographic | Look at those tall flowers , said Tom gladly . |
het_474 | 0 | heterographic | If this were an actual tagline , it would be funny . |
het_475 | 0 | heterographic | Every fool is pleased with his own folly . |
het_476 | 0 | heterographic | Can you repeat the part after'Listen very carefully'? |
het_477 | 1 | heterographic | What you seize is what you get . |
het_478 | 1 | heterographic | " It's just gold leaf , " said Tom guiltily . |
het_479 | 1 | heterographic | " I've an urgent appointment , " said Tom in Russian . |
het_480 | 1 | heterographic | A crow in a telephone booth had no money so he had to make a collect caw . |
het_481 | 1 | heterographic | On my tour of the U . K . , Charles invited me to cook at Buckingham Palace , and naturally , I took photos so I could show everyone the prince . |
het_482 | 1 | heterographic | An unemployed logger is a would worker . |
het_483 | 1 | heterographic | A waist is a terrible thing to mind . |
het_484 | 0 | heterographic | Don't confuse me with facts , my mind is made up ! |
het_485 | 1 | heterographic | The sailor called his girlfriend's belly ring a naval destroyer . |
het_486 | 1 | heterographic | I started to work at a seafood buffet , but then I pulled a mussel . |
het_487 | 1 | heterographic | Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery . |
het_488 | 1 | heterographic | John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet . It is the torque of the town . |
het_489 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Colonel's Daughter , but she was great to the navy and rotten to the corps . |
het_490 | 0 | heterographic | I don't have all the answers , just those that count . |
het_491 | 1 | heterographic | Reading music makes me crotchety . |
het_492 | 1 | heterographic | That makes 144 , said Tom , grossly . |
het_493 | 1 | heterographic | I saw a beaver movie last night , it was the best dam movie I've ever seen . |
het_494 | 1 | heterographic | The fine print is usually a clause for suspicion . |
het_495 | 0 | heterographic | Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue |
het_496 | 1 | heterographic | The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur . |
het_497 | 1 | heterographic | Greys Anatomy has many humerus remarks . |
het_498 | 1 | heterographic | Although he perfected his comic routines on the mainland , his best audiences were in the aisles . |
het_499 | 1 | heterographic | It's just like a cowboy to stirrup trouble . |
het_500 | 0 | heterographic | The exception proves the rule . |