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hom_1921 | 1 | homographic | I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor , who is a taxidermist . After such a big meal , I was stuffed . |
hom_1922 | 1 | homographic | Those who iron clothes have a lot of pressing demands . |
hom_1923 | 1 | homographic | I think a job as a shoe salesmen would be your best fit . |
hom_1924 | 1 | homographic | I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut . |
hom_1925 | 1 | homographic | To many girls the word'marriage'has a nice ring to it . |
hom_1926 | 1 | homographic | A pair of loud twins were stereo speakers . |
hom_1927 | 1 | homographic | To be a mountain climber one needs to be in peak condition . |
hom_1928 | 1 | homographic | A bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn’t . |
hom_1929 | 1 | homographic | If you work in a tire factory you have to get rolling every morning . |
hom_1930 | 1 | homographic | The trumpeter blew it while auditioning for the symphony . |
hom_1931 | 0 | homographic | An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it . |
hom_1932 | 1 | homographic | When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken . |
hom_1933 | 1 | homographic | A high scoring football game can be very offensive . |
hom_1934 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Vacuum salesman's daughter , but she knew how to suck ! |
hom_1935 | 0 | homographic | Every rose has its thorn . |
hom_1936 | 1 | homographic | If you have need of a locksmith he will be your key man . |
hom_1937 | 0 | homographic | Plough deep while sluggards sleep , and you will have corn to sell and keep . |
hom_1938 | 1 | homographic | Massage therapists need a touch of style . |
hom_1939 | 0 | homographic | He's not dead , he's electroencephalographically challenged |
hom_1940 | 1 | homographic | Politicians get onto the merry - go - round and then put a spin on it . |
hom_1941 | 1 | homographic | For a chemist disappointed in an experiment the reaction was on his face . |
hom_1942 | 1 | homographic | I was looking for watch batteries but I wound up at a clock shop . |
hom_1943 | 1 | homographic | Vertical living is flat dwelling . |
hom_1944 | 1 | homographic | Waiter , my bill please . - How did you find your luncheon , sir ? - With a magnifying glass . |
hom_1945 | 1 | homographic | A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing |
hom_1946 | 1 | homographic | I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica , and found much of it to be rather derivative . |
hom_1947 | 1 | homographic | " I'm burning aromatic substances , " said Tom , incensed . |
hom_1948 | 1 | homographic | Upon discovering her children playing with matches their mother was flaming mad . |
hom_1949 | 0 | homographic | Canadian DOS prompt : EH ? \ > |
hom_1950 | 0 | homographic | Squirt guns don't soak people , People soak people . |
hom_1951 | 1 | homographic | The duke and the count had a fight . The duke was down for the count . |
hom_1952 | 1 | homographic | I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space . |
hom_1953 | 1 | homographic | He sold candy and chocolate . A lot of girls were sweet on him . |
hom_1954 | 1 | homographic | I went to an invisible fairground but didn't think it was very good . I just couldn't see the attraction . |
hom_1955 | 1 | homographic | One of the joys of being a lightweight is that commuting by wind is a breeze ! |
hom_1956 | 1 | homographic | My buddy asked me to look after his pet goose while he was away . I told him I wasn't down with that . |
hom_1957 | 1 | homographic | OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just move to new addresses . |
hom_1958 | 1 | homographic | A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes . |
hom_1959 | 0 | homographic | Good clothes open all doors . |
hom_1960 | 1 | homographic | Watson and Crick did the twist all night . |
hom_1961 | 0 | homographic | A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword . |
hom_1962 | 1 | homographic | Tires cost 100 bucks a pop . |
hom_1963 | 1 | homographic | OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just fail to react . |
hom_1964 | 1 | homographic | Where do pancakes live ? In a flat . |
hom_1965 | 1 | homographic | When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered . |
hom_1966 | 1 | homographic | Retired teachers are classless . |
hom_1967 | 0 | homographic | For want of a nail the shoe is lost , for want of a shoe the horse is lost , for want of a horse the rider is lost . |
hom_1968 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Janitor's daughter , and she was often swept off her feet . |
hom_1969 | 1 | homographic | OLD DENTISTS never die , they just lose their pull . |
hom_1970 | 1 | homographic | Lumber companies have many board meetings . |
hom_1971 | 1 | homographic | Due to inclement weather , the sandwich shop wrapped up early Tuesday night . |
hom_1972 | 1 | homographic | Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point . |
hom_1973 | 0 | homographic | Never draw fire , it irritates everyone around you . |
hom_1974 | 1 | homographic | My name is Rich , A successful investment banker . |
hom_1975 | 1 | homographic | A photographer taking pictures of golfers says'watch the birdie'. |
hom_1976 | 1 | homographic | A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering . |
hom_1977 | 1 | homographic | Those who work on reducing auto emissions go home exhausted . |
hom_1978 | 1 | homographic | They bought a home on a cliff because they liked to live on the edge . |
hom_1979 | 1 | homographic | Old quarterbacks never die , they just pass away . |
hom_1980 | 1 | homographic | Those who make magnets can be quite attractive . |
hom_1981 | 0 | homographic | Better is the enemy of good . |
hom_1982 | 1 | homographic | OLD NUMBER THEORISTS never die , they just get past their prime . |
hom_1983 | 1 | homographic | The groundskeeper at a large cemetery was important because he had 5000 people under him . |
hom_1984 | 0 | homographic | How come wrong numbers are never busy ? ? ? |
hom_1985 | 1 | homographic | There is a growing body of obesity research . |
hom_1986 | 1 | homographic | I tinted my hair today . It was the highlight of my day . |
hom_1987 | 1 | homographic | Stealing someone's coffee is called'mugging'. |
hom_1988 | 1 | homographic | A doctor drank while putting on patients'casts . He was soon plastered . |
hom_1989 | 1 | homographic | That's the third time my teacher changed my grade , Tom remarked . |
hom_1990 | 1 | homographic | I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier . |
hom_1991 | 1 | homographic | Why do archers shoot arrows ? Could it be they are trying to get a point across ? |
hom_1992 | 1 | homographic | Oh what a tangled web we weave . On the Internet . |
hom_1993 | 0 | homographic | Everyone talks about the weather , but nobody does anything about it . |
hom_1994 | 1 | homographic | OLD BUS DRIVERS never die , they just take a turn for the worse . |
hom_1995 | 1 | homographic | I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy . |
hom_1996 | 1 | homographic | Being a fire - fighter ignited my interest heavily . |
hom_1997 | 0 | homographic | If it ain't broke , let me have a shot at it . |
hom_1998 | 0 | homographic | Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill . |
hom_1999 | 1 | homographic | A boiled egg is hard to beat . |
hom_2000 | 0 | homographic | It's never too late to mend . |
hom_2001 | 1 | homographic | When Wally discovered he had Lyme disease he was really ticked off . |
hom_2002 | 1 | homographic | Avogadro expected a large number to attend . |
hom_2003 | 0 | homographic | I used to have a life , now I have a modem . |
hom_2004 | 1 | homographic | During the meeting about earthquakes , there were several motions . |
hom_2005 | 1 | homographic | Those who make sinks often feel washed out . |
hom_2006 | 1 | homographic | My name is Cookie , I'm a baker . |
hom_2007 | 0 | homographic | 2 Rules for Success : Rule # 1 : Never reveal everything you know . |
hom_2008 | 1 | homographic | OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die , they just butt out . |
hom_2009 | 1 | homographic | He sat in the magician's audience dressed as a cactus . He was a plant . |
hom_2010 | 1 | homographic | OLD WASHING MACHINE OPERATORS never die , they just keep agitating . |
hom_2011 | 1 | homographic | I didn't know which hammer to get , but I think I nailed it . |
hom_2012 | 1 | homographic | Love can be a touchy subject . |
hom_2013 | 0 | homographic | Grasp all , lose all . |
hom_2014 | 1 | homographic | It was the first time she'd seen a live sponge on display , and she really soaked it in . |
hom_2015 | 1 | homographic | A music store owner has to have sound business practices . |
hom_2016 | 1 | homographic | The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint . |
hom_2017 | 1 | homographic | Old presidents never die they just keep going through their cabinets . |
hom_2018 | 1 | homographic | When they claimed to house two thousand campers , it sounded like a lot of bunk . |
hom_2019 | 1 | homographic | He'd never gone hunting but decided to give it a shot . |
hom_2020 | 0 | homographic | Stewardess trainee : " Where does THIS door gooooooooooooo . . . . " |