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But you--You-- You've become this--
This selfish, materialistic creep!
Ohh... debbie, i need a ride!
Get out!
No!
What?
Get out!
Why?
Debbie!
I never wanna see you again!
Get out!
Go!
And after you've dry-Cleaned those pants,
I want them back!
Perma-Press!
Oh, my god.
It's raining.
Yeah.
Well, i guess...
I had a fabulous time.
You had a fabulous time.
Best safe sex i've ever had.
Ha ha.
Well, i had a fabulous time, too.
Yeah?
I haven't had that much fun in... 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days.
I would stay, but i feel uncomfortable
Sleeping in my dad's bed.
I don't.
He's got so many pillows.
Are you sure i can take your rolls?
Oh, yeah.
It's just a loaner.
Ok.
Well, then, i guess i'd better go.
Yeah.
Ok.
Ohh!
Hey!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Um, you think you'd like to, uh,
Go to the world series with me tomorrow maybe?
I'd love to!
Yeah?
Yes!
You wanna go?
I'd love to go.
All right.
That's--That's great.
I think, uh... i think i'm getting wet.
Yeah, i-I-I think.
Yeah.
You--I think you're getting wet.
You better go inside.
So i'll meet you here about 12:00?
All right.
All right.
12:00.
Right around here,
All right?
Yes.
All right.
You come here.
Ok!
Yah!
Spencer.
Spencer!
I'll kill you!
Ahh!
What the hell's the matter with you?
Hey, man, i was doin' you a favor.
I busted my ass for you.
All because of this little thing.
Give me that!
Take it!
Just give me my reward and i'm out of here.
Reward?
Are you crazy?
I should sue you for everything you've got!
I'd like to see that.
I got nothin'.
Excuse me.
Hello?
Hello, spencer.
It's me.
It's ted.
It's for you.
Hello?
Spencer?
Yes?
It's ted.
Hi, ted.
Look, i'm sure it's no surprise to you,
But diane's officially turned down your agency.
What?
!
Mike and i are sorry it didn't work out.
We really liked you.