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Can everyone please jump off the wagon. Worse case scenario? You die. Till then you're #alive. So #live.
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Happy "Walk up to Random Japanese People and Punch Them in the Face" Day!!
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† I just feel like singin' \0/ ❤ \0/ "Joy to the world, the Lord is come! \0/ ♬ \0/ Let Heaven and earth receive our LORD! † #LOVE
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Diubah jadi senen RT @fidamuthia: Jeng jeng! Masih pemulihan mental pasca SEAG udh dpt kabar seminar proposal hari Rabu.
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Broke my perfume bottle and spilled all over the carpet. Letting my room air out. Sleeping in the living room tonight.
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Another long day at Malibu Raceway.
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Finally finished with matric and now I have to wait at school till 3 for a lift home... wtf
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got to sit next to @mattjohno_94 for the rest of the night
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The worst stomach pains..
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It just had to rain when As I Lay Dying came to town
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Throwing away opertunaties that I can't afford to throw away. My own fault.
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I don't care about you, fuck you!
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@ShannonEvansSM @ATT - i pity the fool who took your call, lol.... customer service at many places in this day and age is terrible.
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@johnnorlin tells us that we've sacrificed more than others. tells us it's time 2 worry about the future. 

Luke 9:3
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haven't been so discouraged and broken in awhile
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I just had a horrible premonition of Vince Young winning tonite and down the stretch -- Vick ends up playing QB for the Jets next year
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Good Morning What Do You Have In Store For Me Today?!?!... #EnjoyTheDay
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my mum drives me fucking insane. >:(
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Writing an English essay about attitudes to accents and language variation.
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SERIOUSLY HOW DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO TWEET?! IT'S NOT A HARD TASK TO DO! MOTHER OF GOD! #GODDAMN
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Smells like shit asshole and vomit in the staircase I use the most
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Well if you enjoyed Man U going out of the Champions League tune to freeview channel 33 where you can watch the 2nd half all over again
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@official_twitch provides me with great words of wisdom.. #happythoughts
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The toys R us advert makes me want to scream.
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School busses make me want to kill myself.
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...lost 2 followers today. Maybe it was me saying I was hungry....
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Why must you go to sleep early? I wait all day to talk to you
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Vanavond surprise afmaken.....pfoe..wát een werk!! "Joehoe! Is er een in de zaal...?!?" #sinterklaas
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These things I have spoken to you, that my may be IN you, and that your joy may be #FULL. ~JESUS~~~~~>John 15:11
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Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas is on Netflix streaming.
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@ItsBrittneyDuh I decided I should listen to Adub if I'll be seeing them live... turns out picky me actually likes them! lol
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I have far too much to be for to make a list. So I'll sacrifice my life unto You O in
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My brother just left with my movie #MarkWahlberg 

I miss it already!
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and .... Think about it,,,,based on your belief, u don't even lose your #LIFE when u lose your physical #LIFE #UseITdontUseIT
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“@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less”
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Going to finish watching TUF then off for my 5k jog ands fucking freezing out .
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my on people & things are so people cant grasp nor understand so they it because of their #ignorance
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Just made it north of the Mason-Dixon line #missingthesouth
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@theafters My favorite Christmas tradition is Christmas Music! :) After Thanksgiving it's finally socially acceptable to listen to it!
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Just got an eyeful of hairy ass crack
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@robertlemke so rocking' FLOW3!! Yeah! :) Have fun! Btw: A friend of mine praised you a few months ago in Zurich at a workshop :)
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when you see the freaky side of someone for the first time
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Day 1 of Extreme Home Makeover Claffey Edition with @staceyclaffey. Hope @ShawiClaff appreciates his new humble abode!
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I get to the bar and i forgot my cash and wallet..AGAIN... #35centwings #boom..went home got it went back
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So now I am doomed to forget something. I just have that shitty luck.
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It's not EVERYDAY you see a dead body wheeled out of right in front of u.
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I love a girl with thick skin, but when you're talking to your man & you say nigga in every sentence #GTFOH #HoodBooger
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@coffeemaverick tells us that we've sacrificed more than others. tells us it's time 2 worry about the future. 

Luke 9:3
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@RILEEE_ think about it ,,,! a man lick a lady's head
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My littlest tripe slept through the night for the first time. She's celebrated by smearing shoe wax all over the sitting room.
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pfff. J'ose pas aller pisser, ils toussent de partout dans la salle d'attente, style "on sait que t'es là, on t'attends, mouhahahaaaa"
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tv shows on break!? now i have to wait another week D':
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Days don't get much better than days like today.
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think this was 4 @MariiBenTTF RT MaxwellOwusu @MarriiRTC the way i miss u lot eh tell Obaa Yaa i'm coming home. @BoiiBasses FIFA 12.
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Shoebox delivery just turned up at my place. No idea what's in it, but whatever it's a pair of, I'll wear 'em to the pub.
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How come I was never in a huge food fight growing up?
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I hate when i like someone a lot , bout to back away
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Well that was a waste of FOUR HOURS that I can never get back... now I get to relive the terrible experience while i write this paper
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Leaving tomorrow. A day earlier than expected. Oh well! #goodholidayanyway
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I didnt get any blue m&ms in my pack...
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is failure and the forerunner of failure. #followback
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time to hit the books for a couple of hours... then go into town to look for christmas presents....
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Thanksgiving.... ") haven't told fam or some homies I'm NOT wrkin tomorrow ..
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“@RevRunWisdom: not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today #less”
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This girl be trying to where these super tight clothes but has a big a$$ cold sore.
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One more class then get to go register for next semester
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Make your weekend one of thank-full-ness-fill yourself w/ & send it out to all. Radiate & appears.
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@mikeroberts_2 Shut your dirty mouth!!! This is one of those days when I need flowers!
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Break! The person you know who needs help just got their prayers answered. How happy are you for them? #LJB
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Going back to work for the first time in eight weeks.
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Timeline half filled with school people.
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excited to go home but scared to fly
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Chapter 14 of Mockingjay. Thoughts: I want to give Peeta Mellark a big hug. For as long as it takes. #ButIAmHopeful
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3 hours left before my test and i still dont understand shit -.-
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Shared is a double joy; shared #sorrow is half a sorrow. ~#Swedish Proverb
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Oh my lanta. What a good start to break... lessons.adventures.smallgroupbabes.
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@LYONS_head when Matilda shoots the carrot into her brothers mouth
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vnaaf nog t gedicht opschrijve en morge dat gat make
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My mom wont buy me boxers
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I Remember When I Didn't Know Exactly Wht An Orgasm Was, But I Was Having Sex Tho.
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Someone from Abercrombie just came up to me on street: said they were recruiting & did I want to work for them. Best evening ever?
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@mariazanders19 Verschoven naar andere datum,komt eigenlijk wel goed uit,bezig met planning verjaardagsfeest zoon die 20 wordt ;)
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you know what really gets me going, @ABessey13's love of speaking in Spanish and owl city
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Hard work van @XNenababy
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@GottliebShow @SPORTSbyBROOKS If he calls you and tries to sell you something, hang up. He'lk ask you for your credit card number.
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All I've got to show for today being at college is moving 3000places in the world series
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Watching Ten ACC Challenge. Let's go Terps! The Turtle
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The shrieks of terror coming from down the corridor as my flatmate plays are endlessly entertaining.
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@Hazen25 your text made me miss competing
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Funeral tomorrow. Great way to begin December.
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@tartan_nik yeeeees. just around the neck line though which is v. attractive. thinking it's some sort of detergent allergy. #lookodd
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I had a dream that a lamp was trying to kill me. Hence why I lamps.
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and read so i can dedicate tomorrow for studying for my final on thurs... #Sittinginclassispointless
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@Lbelz OHMYGOSH. That would be the best thanksgiving blessing I could hope for.
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@MacKenzieGuru yeah I work in clapham junction station
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Break! Take a moment to think of something that makes you feel all warm & fuzzy. Just sit back & savor it. #LJB
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You validate people’s lives by your attention. ~Unknown How does technology contribute/detract from paying to each other?
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Hate when you tell someone your going to call them and they "go to sleep early" #phonecalls
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Doing random acts of kindness make my day so much better.
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Fuck, I neeed to go to bed. I work at 6:45a tomorrow.
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