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Title: Lazy unconvincing plot development sabatoges a good start Review: I watch a lot of subtitled movies espy Asian horror/sci fi. So, the fact this movie was subtitled in French does not bother me. However, as a prior reviewer pointed out, the subtitles flashed by too quickly which became unnerving. The plot was initially intriguing, the acting decent, and the sets, etc were adequate to this lower budget movie. Plot development was stretched out too long. An over reliance on unnecessarily obscuring details to produce faux suspense wore increasingly thin.<br /><br />To wit ... better recognition of why they were in orbit in the first place ... just to see if a long manned journey to the moons of Jupiter for water and minerals was feasible for humans? OK. So why did the person with the psychology backgro

Title: Good example of how NOT to make a movie. Review: I am very forgiving when it comes to low budget films espy in the horror/scifi genres.<br /><br />Often, a good B movie shows some interesting plot angle, character development, or even a glimpse of some future acting or directing talent. None of those elements are evident in this "film".<br /><br />I would like to think that those involved in this lazy mess find some pride and put more effort into their work or just recognize the entertainment industry is not their true calling. The 4 and 5 star reviews are assuredly from principals in the production of this movie.

Title: Kind of like a Berne Sanders free for all socialist experiment Review: I noted the Trivia info that this was some type of collaborative community process film. Everybody had their feedback and ideas. Kind of like a Berne Sanders free for all socialist experiment. Well. This film is boring and dull and low energy. There is no discernible vision or plot. In contrast, take a tyrannical sharp vision director/producer like James Cameron who (1) has a strong well defined vision of his movies and (2) works his and everybody else's butts off to make that vision come alive on screen. The results show the professional difference. Is this too harsh a comment to make to an amateur group of young film makers? No. If you desire to entertain people and/or share a vision with an audience using film as the messenger,

Title: The writer, director, editor, producers, and cast should be arrested and their ASCAP cards burned! Review: I could not send a zero star review but know the 1 star is meant to be no stars. This is awful in every respect that anything could be awful. No need to rehash the details that other reviewers provided. It is indeed undecipherable mush. BTW, this is NOT a send up of Stanley Kubrick's 2001. The creators of this trash include an homage to him in the opening credits but that does not make this waste of time a satire. First, satires are normally timed closer to the satirized subject. What is the point of doing a send up nearly 50 years later? Answer: claim your trash is art by assigning some higher purpose to it. Second, some have referred to Planet of the Apes as a send up. No, it is not. Then and now it was a clever social commentar

Title: Worst Season Ever Review: This season pissed me off.<br />SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT<br />* Marines acting like psychos and 5-year-olds.<br />* No Top Shot - Chris didn't win, he was given it by one or two people throwing it.<br />* One guy with PTSD who isn't getting treatment.<br />* George is an ass.<br />* Ashley is psycho.<br />* Chris and Brian were spineless ("I don't like what they sayin' to Jamie" Then tell them to shut up!)<br />* What they did to Travis and Jamie was ridiculous.<br />* Joe gets a pass because he's a kid.<br />* Daryll gets half a pass. He was a jerk and a bit childish, but could man-up when needed.<br />* Anything less than performance-based means the winner isn't the best, as shown here. Chris was a fine shooter, but he was shielded

Title: I guess a broken clock is right twice a day Review: While there were nuggets of accurate information in this giant poo log of a video, they did little to improve its odor. It was full of misinformation, and even blatant racism. Former slaves invented the blues, which is the soul at the heart of all American popular music, but it's ludicrous to state that only "black people" are capable of playing and singing this form of music. Everybody can sing the blues, except maybe happy people. This was the worst and most useless music history documentary I've ever suffered, and I couldn't suffer all the way through to the end.

Title: THESE GUYS LITERALLY DON'T HAVE EVEN THE MOST BASIC SKILL IN THE SPORT LET ALONE EXPERT LEVEL. Review: Actually neither of these guys have even the most basic understand or skill in the sport. So to do a video called masters when they really don't even have the most basic understanding of the sport is seriously distrubing as people's lives are literally at risk. Let's see either one of these guys try to reverse kite no hands for example. They can't. Let's see either one of them kite up a wall or a post and balance on top. They can't because they don't have even the most basic skills themselves. In this sport it's life & death critical that you LOOK at the skill level of whom you are taking advice from. I'm quite simple as you can just search youtube for &#34;world's best paramotor pilot&#34; and pretty much every single video is of me

Title: DO NOT WATCH!! This is a disgusting homosexual propaganda movie!!! It literally mocks God and promotes PERVERSION!!! Review: Total homosexual anti-Christ propaganda movie!!! DO NOT WATCH!! This is NOT what you think it is. It is 100% designed to promote total perversion and to pretend that those that act like perverts are the savior of the world and not God. It's so disgusting and horrifyingly blatant at pushing pure evil I could barely stand to watch it and almost turned it off numerous times. Then Amazon already blocked my review for telling the truth about it the first time I wrote this. Again it is insanely evil how even those controlling Amazon do everything they can to destroy free speech and squash anyone's ability to tell the truth and stand up for what's right. Boycott Amazon as they are obviously working to destroy America.

Title: I can remember being excited to hear this was in production Review: The movie by itself was initially a great disappointment but one can only blame the production leads for this. It gets a one star from me not because of the script, the acting or even the production value. It gets a one star because of what they did to the original story by Andre Norton. I love Marc Singer and have enjoyed most of the movies he's acted in. If you've never read the original Beast Master by Andre Norton, you may not understand. The production crew took an excellent science fiction story and turned it into a "Sword and Sorcery" event because Arnold did so well in Conan that they felt they had to cash in. It was a cheat to the cast, the crew and to all of the Norton fans who went to the theater and came out shaking their heads

Title: Inaccessible to the Deaf Review: It's incredible that in this age studios continue to leave out closed captions or subtitles for Deaf/Hard of hearing viewers. It is outright discrimination to exclude a whole segment of customers from buying and enjoying this dvd. Why should only people with hearing be able to watch?! Deaf people like TV shows too.<br /><br />Please e mail Warner Brothers and request they make ALL their dvd releases accessible to everyone! There's absolutely no reason why I should be excluded from enjoying this classic series like everyone else can. Until they do, I am unable to watch Harry O. :(

Title: No story Review: I watched this waiting for some kind of story to start but it never did. It was just 90 minutes of jumping from quick scene to quick scene of two boring and unlikable characters. Each scene was too short to develop any kind of story or emotional attachment to the characters before it jumped quickly onto the next scene. It played more like a music video than a movie.<br />In fact I don't think there was one scene that lasted more than a minute before quickly jumping on to the next. And then there's the snow...in one scene it's all over the place in piles and big mounds on the ground and later the very same day after his hockey game, there's no snow anywhere. Poof!! It all just magically disappeared....but then it's back again in the followin

Title: Dull and unrealistic Review: For one, the self awareness of the characters was way over the top to the point of annoyance. All the talk of horror movie references has been done to death in all the films that I began to tune out in this one with all the stupid "requel" talk. It's boring and nothing new.<br />Then there's the scenes that are so unrealistic, that you wonder if the film makers have any respect for their viewers. What hospital in the middle of the day is devoid of all people?! Seriously, Dewey and the teens drove to the hospital from the crime scene in broad daylight...so how on earth when they get there it's completely dark and empty?!<br />Where were all the doctors, nurses, receptionists, visitors, patients?! It wasn't like in Halloween 2 where it was 3a

Title: Dumb mother Review: Twice the mother turned her back on her 3 year old daughter at the park to talk on her phone. Apparently she couldn't talk and watch her kid at the same time. The first time she panicked when she called out for her child and there was no response for a few moments until she was found.<br />You'd think she'd learn an important lesson from that scare, but no. She takes her to the park again and does the exact same thing!! Only this time the kid is snatched.<br />By this point I was hoping the psycho nanny was able to keep the kid because she took much better care of her than the distracted mother who cared more about her work calls and couldn't even bother to keep her eyes on her 3 year old at an empty park.

Title: Not good Review: Stupid girl cop gets her gun snatched by a kid who uses it to kill her cop father while she's riding along with him one night. She then becomes a 911 operator who ignores a kid's call for help assuming it was a prank call....and he dies because she never sent help. Not 10 minutes into the film and this inept woman's actions cost 2 people's lives.<br />I just couldn't root for her at all because she was an idiot. She walks with a cane from her injury but after seeing a fellow cop making fun of her limp she throws the cane away and suddenly walks normal again lol. It was absurd.<br />By the time she jumped in the sack with her cop friend I just didn't care what happened next.....We never even saw the kid from the 911 call who was killed so wh

Title: Boring and contrived Review: The first half of the film tries to build suspense by purposely not showing you things, but all it does is bore with the long slow shots of the camera panning everywhere. Then about 45 minutes in we finally get to see all the stuff that was purposely hidden from the viewer and it's lame. Why not just show us that from the beginning instead of wasting 45 minutes trying to fool the viewer? It's dumb.<br />Then there's Helen Hunt's face. I don't know what she did to it but she looks like a burn victim and it's really unsettling to look at and that heavily detracts from the movie.<br />A younger actress in her 40's would've been better cast in her role, but it still wouldn't have elevated this stinker of a film. 1 star.

Title: Too talky with an incredibly unrealistic ending Review: SPOILERS in this review. If you don't like being SPOILED, don't read this review!!!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />For one, there is so much talk in this film. Talk, talk, talk is all these people do for the bulk of the movie. The only time any real action happens is during the first and last 5 minutes.<br /><br />Secondly, the girl who plays Ashley is terrible. She can't say a line without ticking her head. I don't know if it was the way the character was supposed to be or this is her acting method. Either way it was annoying.<br /><br />She also can't utter sentence without using an expletive and that got boring real fast. She was just a terrible actress and I almost shut it off solely because of her. In fact there's expletives in almost every

Title: Slow and plods along to a limp ending Review: I love a good drama and really wanted to like this film. I was expecting a weepy tearjerker but instead got a movie devoid of emotion.<br />It's overlong, plods and the scenes are not cohesive. We just jump from short scene to short scene without any substance, but the worst offense of this film is the portrayal of the grieving mother.<br /><br />We only see Beth, the grieving mother through the perspectives of the husband and son. She's emotionally inaccessible to the both of them and therefore, she's inaccessible to the viewer as well. We never get to know what she's thinking or feeling. All we see of her are through the eyes of her family and that's a major disservice to the character.<br /><br />The closest we get to getting inside Beth

Title: Snoozer Review: Seeing over 700 reviews with a 4 star average rating, I thought this might be a good disaster flick to play, but it was too much of a bore to care what happened to any of the characters. Also, the movie switched between scenes at such a fast pace that it made it distracting. A scene would play for a few seconds, and then go somewhere else and this was ongoing throughout the movie. When you go through scenes that quickly, there's no time to get emotionally involved in anything. And being trapped inside a tunnel isn't much of an exciting setup for a disaster film. Maybe they should've done the Quake or Wave 2 instead because earthquakes and tsunamis are much more fun than spending 2 hours inside a tunnel. I did watch to the end, but it lost m

Title: Terrible Review: I watched this show back in the 90's and liked it but couldn't get past the first episode of this reboot. For one, seeing what Helen Hunt has done to her face was too startling. She looked like she's wearing a mask and in all her scenes I kept focusing on it because it was so distracting.<br />Then we see that they wedge in a person of color to be married to one of the Caucasian characters just because it's politically correct and the woke thing to do. Making the person of color be a friend or neighbor across the hall just isn't enough anymore in these woke times. &lt;rolls eyes><br />As for the positives, the daughter Mabel was ok, and Paul Reiser was the same as he was in the original, just older. But I can't focus on the story when i'm s

Title: Astoundingly stupid victim Review: If I came out of the shower and saw pictures on my phone were just taken of me in the shower 5 minutes ago and muddy boot prints in front of the bathroom door, i'm getting the hell out of the house asap and calling 911. This idiot does neither! Instead she takes the time to get dressed, grab a baseball bat and skulk down the hallways asking "Who's there?" No one would be this clueless in such a situation and i'm getting tired of these film makers insulting audience's intelligence like this.<br />Even after her friends come over, she doesn't make any mention of the pictures or muddy boot prints to them. Wow.

Title: "Help me PLEASE!" Review: If I were about to be gutted by psychos in a haunted house while unsuspecting guests peered through the glass at me thinking it was part of the entertainment, I would not be shouting those lame words over and over like an idiot. Anyone with half a brain in such a situation would be saying "Call the police, this is not a show! It's real!"....but they all just whimper over and over saying "Help me, PLEASE!" before they're slaughtered lol. The whole movie was lame like that. 1 star because of the stupidity and that it offered nothing new.

Title: You can't root for stupid people Review: When the victims of a horror movie are so stupid, and I mean amoeba brain type stupid, you can't root for their survival and wind up hoping the killers end their lives before they have the chance to pass on their idiot genes. I really hated the stupid lead girl who didn't have two brain cells to run together. But the cops responding to the 911 call were the best---their unbelievably stupid actions made it seem like it was a comedy at that point and their demise actually made that community a much safer place to live.<br />Watch this mess only if you enjoy watching dumb people doing dumb things when fighting for their lives. 1 star because the script was insulting to anyone with a room temperature IQ.

Title: Who knew home invasion could be so boring? Review: Besides being boring, it was badly acted, like a high school play. To make matters worse it was badly edited making it all the more amateurish. When you finally reach the end of this bore fest, (I won't spoil it) it tries to shock you but what happens in those final 5 minutes it's so absurd and over the top that you wind up laughing at the stupidity of it all.<br />You'll also feel a tinge of anger that you spent over 90 minutes on this mess only to have it end the way it did, rendering everything you just watched a total waste of time. 1 star and that's being generous. At least it was free.

Title: Moronic Review: Everyone gets away and out of the house but none of them leave the property to go for help. Yes that's what really happens. Two of the dumbest ones hide under a table out in the barn for the entire night until the sun comes up rather than run to the nearest neighbor for help. No one is that stupid. You will watch every incredulous scene in sheer astonishment at the stupidity of these characters. The only good thing is that it's free to watch so you won't lose anything but a few brain cells lol. Definitely not recommended if you have an IQ over 10.

Title: Just another plague/zombie movie Review: I have a personal rule to stay far away from zombie films because they're all the same imo. You seen one, you've seen them all as far as i'm concerned.<br />The story description for this movie is purposely misleading to fool the viewer into thinking this is a suspense/mystery type film when it's just another zombie film that we've all seen before. I don't like being tricked like that. It was boring and very slow paced. And once everything is revealed you're going to scream at the TV "That's it?!", because it's just a ripoff of the walking dead disguised as a suspense/mystery. 1 star for being completely boring and unoriginal.

Title: Such a silly movie Review: So many things made me hate this film. For starters, the lead girl was a sociopath with complete disregard for life and only cared about herself. After she drunkenly hits another psychotic on the road and discovers him impaled on her front bumper, her initial impulse is not to offer help or assistance, but to run back into the house screaming. Any person with a conscience would immediately try and help.<br />Later on when she discovers her boyfriends dead body (who btw couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.), instead of thinking "I didn't kill the psycho, and he killed my boyfriend. I should now call the police because he's the murderer and not me." But incredibly, she doesn't call anyone!!<br />She drives back home to cry instead lol. On

Title: Bad acting and hateful characters Review: What's a revenge flick if there's no one to root for? Linda Blair's character was a nasty and unlikable piece of work. Lighting up cigarettes in class and the principal's office to show she's tough just came off as someone in dire need of a slap to the face by an adult.<br />And her acting was cringy and laughable....how can you root for this character? In fact just about everyone in this film was a sleaze or psychotic. The deaf/mute girl was the only normal character in this steaming pile of garbage. Not recommended. I love revenge flicks like Class of 1984 but this was nowhere near the same level. Watch if you must, but you've been warned. One star is being too generous here.

Title: "I'm a white person!" Review: My headline above was actually one of the ridiculous and nonsensical lines uttered in this big fat turkey of a film. I didn't even know what the hell she meant by that either. It was so random and out of place. What was her point screaming that to a 911 operator? Was the joke supposed to be that she'd get faster help from 911 because she's white? Just who in the world thinks like that, and what kind of sick writer threw that line in thinking the viewer would find that humorous?! At that point I know I should've clicked this garbage off, but I kept on going to the end anyway.<br />In any case, this could've been such a great horror without all the annoying attempts at comedy. Each time a joke was uttered, or a sight gag was made it fell with

Title: Silly movie. Review: It plays like one of those preachy Christian films that I was half expecting Kirk Cameron to pop up somewhere. There's some blood and gore, but that doesn't save this mess. There's also a lot of needless foul language as well. The apocalypse type "save the baby, save the world" plot has been done so many times before and much better. I got suckered in by all the great reviews here that are obviously questionable. Trust the lower ratings of this one. I watched till the end but it became more silly and absurd as it unfolded. Not recommended.

Title: Huge flaw never explained Review: *****POSSIBLE SPOILERS MENTIONED******<br /><br />We see that the reason for the protagonist going into the time machine was due to him being attacked by what he assumed was a killer after him. It's how he came upon the house and broke into it. At least that's how the film begins. Yet it's never explained how he came about the time machine to begin with.<br />If he was being attacked by #1 or #2 or whatever number it was (i'm purposely being vague to keep from spoiling)----then it's logical to wonder just what led him to the time machine the first time he got into it, since there would theoretically be no attacker at that point in time since this would be before the loop started. The viewer is left asking what originally led him there if th

Title: Waste of time Review: For one, the characters switch back and forth from speaking French and English. Oddly, one person will be speaking French while the other replies back in English...and this goes on throughout the entire film. Why?! I don't think many people talk back and forth with each other during conversation using 2 languages. It's bizarre and this back and forth in 2 languages detracted a lot from the film.<br />As for the film itself, it slogs so slowly for the first 50 minutes before anything of note happens. If you're out of sleeping pills and need to sleep, this film will put you out quickly. It took all my patience not to shut it off and go watch something else. Then when things finally do pick up, what occurs is so unbelievably silly and not remo

Title: Boring with no suspense Review: I wanted to like this movie but all the actors in it were terrible amateurs who couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, especially the annoying lead guy with the pink lips. It looked like he had lipstick on and it distracted. Also, it literally took almost a whole hour before we even got to the main plot.<br />But the biggest let down was the camera cutting away from each death scene, which basically gave away the obvious ending which was like a train barreling down the track at full speed towards you. And why didn't anyone run out to stop the pink lipstick guy when he threw the first punch at the game planner?! It made no sense. Watch if you must, but you've been warned. There are better films out there to spend your money on. Wait unti

Title: Talk, talk talk....and more talk.... Review: Talk, talk, and more talk. Oh my God I endured an hour of this garbage waiting for the plot to begin before I gave up and clicked it off. Seriously, NOTHING happens during the entire first 60 minutes but a diverse (i.e. P.C.) group sitting around chatting and drinking wine. Just no plot to speak of. Did a plot unfold after the 60 minute mark? I don't know and don't even care.<br />When making a film, especially a so called suspenseful one, the viewer needs to be hooked in from the get go. Watching annoyingly pretentious people sitting around a living room isn't going to do it.<br />Speaking of the people....it was like an ad for diversity lol. Interracial couple? check....Gay couple? check....Asian character? check....Latino character?...Yo

Title: I was Thirsting for suspense Review: It's such a great premise with very poor execution. A movie like this shouldn't make the viewer feel bored watching, and should be filled with suspense. What I watched instead was 4 people slowly dying in the desert without water, but their personal life problems seemed to absurdly take more importance to them. And then they all do a piggyback happy dance which I hope was a sign that they finally lost their minds from lack of water...but I think it was because they were really just stupid people. You've been warned!

Title: BORING me out of my mind! Review: Boring, boring, boring! 4 episodes in and I nearly went into a coma watching this drivel. Where is the excitement, the wizardry, the Eleven magic, the battles - I mean anything - please! It's just Galadriel galivanting around, not doing anything but demanding people help her fight (what?). The characters are boring, the dialog is boring, the story line is boring. Amazon spent 715 Million dollars on this?! So far The Rings of Power is shaping up to be a big dud. Who approved this? My advice - skip it. Don't waste your time unless you are an insomniac and need a way to fall asleep.

Title: Not a Horror Movie Review: This movie had potential. The acting was very good. However, it descended into a Bad Whitey, Poor Black People movie and never recovered. The movie pulled you in with stories of witches and a curse, but never went anywhere with it. There was even a scene that showed 2 Amish type women ominously walking into the woods, making you think there was going to be a tie in with that, but that never went anywhere either. At the end, it was just another pity the poor black people because white people are all racists type of story. Sorry - didn't buy it. No white guilt here. Don't waste your time with this.

Title: This documentary belongs in the garbage Review: This documentary sucks....The WWE made it sound like they invented pro wrestling,The WWE talked like they invented PPV's....Wrong....The WWE did not talk about the 3 names of the WWE they did'nt even hinted it,They made it sound like WWE was always called WWE....Wrong...The story telling back in the early To mid 90's during during the trial and after the trial was garbage,The WWE blamed it on the trial,You can still create good story lines in that situation...If you want to learn the history of the WWE DO NOT buy this Documentary,This documentary is full of wrong information and its a waste of money

Title: It hurt because I thought it would be fun/good Review: There's not very many movies I am unable to sit through. Maybe 5 or 10 in 50 years of watching movies. This was one. I didn't like anything about it from the start, but a couple minutes in there was a scene in the woods where some evil dude is holding a gun on our first protagonist, and the camera zooms in for a close-up on the evil dude's face so that it won't seem completely laughable when the second protagonist sneaks up from the side and clobbered the evil dude. I suppose the scene was supposed to illustrate how awesome the second protagonist was as far as woodsmanship or fighting, or something. But it was really some lazy crap as far as film-making, and pretty much defines how the entire movie was done.up to that point, and there

Title: WOWWWWW!!! Review: Awesome special effects, but This was one of the worst movies I have seen! I put barely above Showgirls as a reference point of terrible movies. Plot was all over the place, terrible acting, and so much language and sexual innuendos. Michael Bay please just stop! He must have forgotten that these movies and the Transformers series have always been for kids. And finally to the most useless character of the movie: the little girl. Completely useless! Seriously, she didn’t anything except act tough. Please stop making the Transformers movies if this is how you are going to make them. An utter travesty!

Title: WOW!!! Review: After watching this movie to a great original, I watched gay porn for the first time. I figured since I just watched the gayest movie ever, I might as well give it a shot. It didn’t work out. I literally had to watch Sharkanado after this movie to see a more entertaining plot. If you haven’t guessed by now, I was not a fan. If they had made this movie with a budget from a kickstarter with $25k or less I would have at least been prepared for a terrible movie and it probably would have made it so bad it would have been good. Tom Cruise...please retire. Please.

Title: LIFELONG FAN UNTIL NOW!!! Review: I don't care about what political side people are on. When it comes to comedy, you have to look past differences and be able to laugh at the actual material, if it's funny. I've been watching South Park since it was first aired and have been a loyal follower for 21 years. Every season has an overall premise, a topic or a few topics that are targeted and well deservingly made fun of. Every season has clearly had time and effort put into each episode too. Until now. Trey Parker and Matt Stone...you should be ashamed of yourselves for throwing this crap together last minute. Clearly nothing more than what every single comedian is doing these days and just crapping all over Trump. Granted he's an easy target for comedy, but you guys always pick

Title: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Review: I couldn't imagine that there could be a movie in the Alien series that could not even surpass Alien 3. But then they made this crap! This is an embarrassment to the series. Prometheus was great movie. I don't know what the hell this was. At least Danny McBride got to play a part in the movie which means good on him for maintaining consistent work as an actor but this movie was a flop. Just phoned in the plot and incredibly predictable. I have for the next Alien movie...Don't make another one if you're going to do this terrible of a job!

Title: APPALLING!!! Review: As a longtime fan of Resident Evil Videogames and movies, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter was so bad I would rank it as one of the worst! This movie was so predictable that one could figure the whole story out in the first 15-20 minutes. This has turned into the Fast and the Furious movies where they will continue to makes baseless movies out of an &#34;outside the box&#34; idea and push this on viewers. It's insulting! I am done! I am completely done with this pure sh*t they call Resident Evil! You have now lost a lifelong fan because you continue to produce this vile rubbish without pushing your creative boundaries for story line!

Title: NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!! Review: I rented this movie because zach galifinakis is hilarious and it's an all star cast. I literally did not laugh through the whole movie! I laughed at the outakes when the credits were rolling. I am thoroughly disappointed in this movie and if I saw at the theater, I would have demanded my money back for this crap. Also, Leslie Jones is a terrible actress that doesn't deserve any credit that she gets! The only good acting in the entire film was casting Jason Sudekis. However, I would still give the movie zero stars if I could.

Title: Thoroughly Dissapointing! Review: So I liked the first TMNT and I thought this would be just as good. This fell into the category of typical sequels that was such a major let down. Bebop and Rocksteady were a joke. Krang was absurdly cartoonish and Michael Bay skimped on CG, which is extremely strange for him bc that's what he's known for, and the plot was making me fall asleep. Good job in bringing Casey Jones back into the story. Megan Fox just instantly falls in love with the guy? Gimme a break. Follow the original story guys. This was a waste of money and time!

Title: Disappointed!!! (Update ... Don’t Buy!!!) Review: A lot of issues were popping up in this movie.. the black in the night scene looked really poor and flickered ... sound issues ... and some scenes looked very pixilated..<br /><br />Well.... Hopefully I can get a better copy ... I’ll order another one<br />***********************<br />UPDATE<br /><br />BOUGHT A SECOND COPY .... even worse than the first ... don’t buy the 4K version.<br />The colors are washed out and the blacks (at night) flicker.....HORRIBLE!!!<br /><br />I did try the Blu-ray that came with this set ... and did not have this problem .... colors very vibrant and the night scenes did not flicker<br /><br />Until they fix this .... DONT BUY !!!!

Title: The Not so Incredible Hulk Review: Thee worst marvel film I ever had the misfortune of sitting through. I am stunned at just how boring this film was. Yet the masses here on amazon love this?<br /><br />I wish I could wave a wand to make everyone hate this film, as wrong as that is, I still wish it. That is how bad this movie is. This should be a Guinness world record for most boring movie ever or something. =D<br /><br />Most who didn't like the film seem to rant about the actor Norton. I don't care who is playing as hulk in this film, it's just boring because it's boring. A weak story, and lame plot.<br /><br />Hulk mad... hulk very mad... hulk smash this dvd!<br /><br />EDIT--- nobody like this review? well I am not sorry, this film was awful! Cheap lame CGI and incredibl

Title: WITH TEH POWAH OF 9000 SUPER MANS! I COMMAND YOU TO FIND THIS FILM GOOD! Review: Very hard to sit and watch this one, even though the visuals are really nice.<br />Kids are likely to enjoy it more then us adults so take my review as more for adults.<br /><br />ACTION ACTION ACTION!<br />It's just too over the top action. These kinds of movies and games are becoming all to prevalent these days. The cliches so abounding in this one... so very abundant, I felt like you already seen this 1000 times.<br />OF course everyone has the strength of 10 gorillas, can move super fast, can defy gravity, is the most amazing ultra uber magnificent grand master fantastic fighter ever, while also a master trickster. I am so sick of this trope. I am so sick of it. I cannot stand this anymore. Come back down to earth, be more realistic, an

Title: Painfully Boring Pointless Crap Review: I tried to watch it and it crapped on my good mood. I went to rate it, saw all the rave reviews, noticed that it won at the Sundance Film Festival, and decided to give it another chance. Trying to watch this movie was like trying to snorkle through a trough of crap with a one-inch hose. It must have been a painfully disappointing festival for this film to win. I went back to &#34;most popular&#34; on Amazon Prime, and noticed that Pee Wee's Big Adventure is near the top of the list when sorting by &#34;most popular.&#34; Good grief, Charlie Brown! Why did we cancel Netflix?!?!?!?

Title: SHALLOW THINKING, IDIOTIC STORYLINE AND LIBERALISM ON STERIODS Review: This is the most moronic show I've ever watched. It's saturated with liberal bullcrap, with women in charge of everything, and men acting more like women than women. SO exhausted of sick liberal politics in every idiotic show. Imbecilic liberals hate men for what they call "toxic masculinity", however they think it's fine for women to display it. The hypocritical narrative of halfwit liberalism would be comical if it weren't killing this country. The writing is horrific, the story-line is based on shallow thinking, that only the extremely low intelligent audience would find plausible or entertaining. In short, this was written for idiots, to make women feel like they are more manly than men. In short, there was no real thought process invol

Title: it does end Review: One of the good things about this movie(perhaps the only good thing about this movie) is that it eventually ends. Unfortunately, like myself, you may not be able to watch it that long and will thus deprive yourself of its one redeeming value.<br />The acting is horrible enough to make you either cringe or laugh and the script might have been hastily written by a high school drop out.<br />I wouldn't have bothered with the review but the 5 star reviews that this film received really irked me. They must have been submitted by the actors, producers, their friends or it is the reviewers desire to submit you to the same awful fate they were subjected to.

Title: child bride nightmare Review: I had to turn this movie off because the premise is not what is advertised. I thought the child bride would be a young woman in her twenties and the groom would be twice her age. CHILD BRIDE is what you get. I found the reality of this absolutely offensive. the<br />'bride' is a 16 year old high schoolgirl and grom is a 21 year old college student.the plot revolves around the under handed tricks of a pedo grandfather. child brides are a form of slavery where young girls are sold or given to pedofiles. this could have been a really good ron/com be its not even close.

Title: very disappointed Review: this is one of the animes I could not recommend. the time travel theme might have worked if the main characters were so unlikeable. the modern stay a home father is a weak man in every sense without any back bone. the working office lady mom is cold and distant. the 4 year son kun is not just an unlikeable bratty kid but also very violet. on 2 occasions he tries to harm his new born sister mirai but attcks his father and mother in fits of rage. this coming of age family anime is way beyond violent for no reason.

Title: ITTOOK ME LESS THAN 5 MINUTES TO HATE THIS MOVIE Review: ITTOOK ME LESS THAN 5 MINUTES TO HATE THIS MOVIE. THE ONLY REASON I WATCHED IT FULL LENGHT WAS TO BE ABLE VENT MY DISGUST AND MY OWN FURY AT THIS FILM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MOVIE MORE DISGRACEFULL AND DISHONARABLE IN ITS PORTRAYAL OF THE AMERICAN MEMBERS OF OUR ARMORED FORCES IN THE ETO. ONCE GAIN THE G.I. OF WW2 IS SHOWN TO BE A MURDERING,RAPING,DRUKEN ANIMAL AND NOTHING MORE. DOES NOT HOLLYWOOD KNOW BY NOWWE WILL NOT WATCH THIS GARBAGE THAT THEY PUT BEFORE US. AS A SON OF A WW2 VETERAN AND AVETERAN MYSELF OF 30 YEARS I FIND THIS MOVIE TO BE AN INSULT TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SITERS WHO PROUDLY WORE THE UNIFORM. NONE OF US FORTHANKS OR PARADES IN OUR HONOR WEONLY ASK THAT YOU PORTRAY AS WE TRULY ARE,SIMPLY YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS WHO CHOSE D

Title: Tediously, painfully bad. I deeply regret spending $15.00 for the Blu-Ray of this. Review: My god, where do I start. I had high hopes for this movie. I could almost forgive the asinine plot , after all it's a Godzilla movie. All action movies have asinine plots. But this one pushes it's luck to bottom feed and wallow in its absurdities and excuses for bad drama. The radioactive cloud chasing Juliette Binoche is visible? The 2nd blast door has to close at a painfully slow speed so bad drama can ensue? Bryan Cranston's character has to rant when he was detained earlier. Zip Drives still work after being left out and weathered / soiled /etc. for 20 years? The place just happens to have a Zip drive unit handy. The bomb disposal guy's wife (Olsen) has her phone set to vibrate and yet she's urgently awaiting news that he's al

Title: If you are going to make a fictional movie don't call it journalism or a documentary Review: This is trash. First the &#34;journalists&#34; comes out and says he is a had never heard of JSOC, when every person who studies the U.S. Military knows what it is. There isn't even a shred of evidence for any claims, and the claims made are downright ridiculous and make no sense no matter what kind of scenario this hack dreams up. In a few cases the viewer is presented with &#34;footage,&#34; but that isn't real footage, it is just a fictional piece put together so this guy can make money. Why is this a documentary? This is FICTION. May be next this guy will show you how wonderful the people whom he is defending are by going over and documenting ISIS. Well, OK, he won't do that because he will be buried in the sand and missing a head.

Title: Totally untrue and twisted Review: The devil would love you to belive this non sense and also that he is a hideous beast when in fact that the Bible says he is a Beautiful perfect created being read it...then sinn was fond in him and nhe was cast out of Heaven. There is No way that Jesus was married to anyone. this movie is missleading as other movies made by hollywood.<br />when the so called monk in this film was beating himself he was crucifying himself thus insulating Jesus, beacuse Jesus died for all of us and there is no need for anyone to do this to themselves.

Title: Truthfully Not Truthfull Review: First of all, the way the bible was written is the way any movies should be made not anyway they feel like making one because unknowing people who dont know the bible truth will be fooled by this nonsense and will believe a lie.<br /><br />This started out pretty good but it should have shown moses as the baby in the nile, and God spoke through a burning bush it wasnt some little boy saying that he was God, Moses should have been seen in this movie telling the king to let his people go each time before the plagues came, and Moses with Aron was suppose to strike the nile with their rods to make the water turn to blood and make their staff's become snakes before the king finally eating the magicians staff snakes. all the way to the end the bi

Title: Atomic blonde what a joke Review: I went to the movies with my wife on date night and royally wasted 20 bucks to see this crap movie, on TV this movie was advertised as being the next &#34;Female&#34; james bond. she is by no means a bond type figure although she killed a lot of men the plot of the movie was based on Mi6 from the 80's era, she had no special car or weapons or anything cool. it bored me to sleep. i would not recommend wasting money on this movie wait till it comes out on net flix or red box or other when you can get it for 3.00

Title: LOLx100+...! Complete nonsense! Review: As a (past) country boy, I know what it is like living in a rural area. One of the most basic things everyone has is flashlights, (among other things), especially in (old or newer) cars/trucks. Yet, during all that time no one ever had a flashlight, not even in their homes.<br /><br />No one ever had a camera. (Even as a kid I had a cheap camera.)<br />No one ever had a movie camera.<br /><br />The huge, giant moth man, walking/running around in old dirty buildings, in the woods, and in peoples yards, even in the day, yet never any foot prints. Not even a single foot print. Not even a partial foot print. An unidentified feather? (LOL! One woman thought the feathers were beautiful!)<br /><br />This had to start as a hoax, or from a p

Title: "100% real." ... Hilarious! 100% FAKE! No Star! Review: They were so rambunctious in their attempt to fool people they gave themselves away! Look at the dude approaching the rocking chair. From the time he starts to approach, he is looking down at the spot he finished his steps. Look at his head, and look at his line of sight, and then his leg movement! See his right knee! He obviously redistributed his weight to step on something.<br /><br />Spending your whole life making certain movements, such as stepping on a bug, becomes subconscious. The brain forces the body to repeat those movements. Because that is exactly what it looked like, him redistributing his weight to step on something.<br /><br />It's no wonder the bottom part of the rocking chair cannot be seen. Something is attacked

Title: Unfortunately, what I did lately... Review: was watch this very bad movie! I understand how movie makers want to make action packed, good, thrilling, sci-fi or whatever this movie was supposed to be, movies... but with this movie they failed miserably!<br /><br />The above "want" and completely ridiculous are two different things. This movie was truly bad.<br /><br />Another so-called movie where the average no-body magically turns into a super, devastating, fighting, killing machine, pretty much at the snap of a finger.<br /><br />Not worth the watch.

Title: Not realistic, at all... Review: on the assumption that the guy was not truly interested, even to a minor degree. (Ha! That wound up being an unintentional pun.) Myself, I would have been out of that guest house IMMEDIATELY! (There are these things called motels.) Called the father and mother to escort me while I retrieved my belongings, then told them the whole sordid story, all the while with an attorney present recording everything, if he advised I said anything at all, which would probably not be the case, because I would not have a stupid attorney.<br /><br />But, none of that happened.<br /><br />So, after the alleged sexual assault of a minor, the next major unrealistic thing happens: The guy is retrieving his belongings from the guest house he was renting, the

Title: Nope! Too ridiculous! Review: A patient - a psychotic, dangerous murderer - is given the run of an entire mental institution to supposedly help relieve him of his psychosis... after being there for over a year as a patient... that year later... even though he had supposedly faced reality a year earlier... but then became psychotic again. Yeah, what a ridiculous plot. To top that, the so-called movie leaves the viewer to wonder if, in the end, the patient actually slipped back into his psychosis, or is purposely choosing to have his brain permanently mangled.<br /><br />Sure, anyone can argue that the patient chose the latter so as to never again face reality. However, one of the strongest human emotions is to survive. Choosing to be a vegetable does not align with t

Title: One of the worst WWII movies ever made! Review: It's a paranormal movie, not a WWII movie. A ghost white tank with no crew, and it has a rate of fire like a semi-automatic rifle. A ghost tank that cannot be destroyed, that is, until after the second *encounter with superman**, when it is damaged, not destroyed. A Russian crewman who should have died by that tank because the ghost tank destroyed his tank, and he sustained 3rd-degree burns over 90% of his body, but miraculously lives. Then, his now **supernatural body is going to hunt down the ghost tank to kill it but never does.<br /><br />(In the first *encounter, the ghost tank should have killed superman's tank, him, and his crew, but nope.)<br /><br />Worse, the so-called message at the end is arguably pro-Nazi, with the ghost of

Title: NO! Just no! Review: This movie, like so many so-called religious movies/stories, is dishonest. After a while, I was going to skip to the end to see what specific religion was being touted. There is a reason this movie did not make that clear from the start: Listen to stories of past members of that religion, especially those who knock on doors, which is part of their training. Now, it is told that is "encouraged". Again, listen to past members' stories, which those devout to that faith will never tell you.<br /><br />Also, there is not even just one faith. One of them actually believes there are three kingdoms a person may be put into after death depending on their earthly spirituality.<br /><br />In short, this is meant to be a conversion movie. At the

Title: All of these people claiming what the conscious mind can do... Review: but, none of them actually doing anything. It's been decades!<br /><br />"Your whole life changes."<br /><br />Did that person heal anyone?<br />Cure a disease?<br />Feed the multitudes?<br />Change or do anything out of the normal human realm?<br />Etc.?<br />NO!<br /><br />Any person claiming to have that superior conscious state should be able to do something they claim that state is able to accomplish.<br /><br />Really? All of a sudden someone bumped into an 'alien' space ship in this galaxy, or a galaxy somewhere? AND, the 'aliens' in the space ship, with this superb, multi-billion year advanced consciousness, can't figure out what happened? But, the human explained it! Hilarious!<br /><br />BTW, that's the longest ad I have ever

Title: Awful! Review: Started off bad, especially with some of the lines:<br /><br />"Don't call me father again."<br />"Why?"<br />"I can't hear my kids."<br /><br />With no emotion!<br /><br />Major fail for a sci-fi alien invasion movie.<br /><br />In the end, when the alien had the son in his arms and sprays something into his nose, and after the son was physically taken by the father, and the alien dead, (by water): "The poison did not get in his lungs. His lungs were closed." (The son had asthma.) Maybe the alien was trying to heal him? There was never any report of the aliens actually attacking and killing anyone, like a mass invasion. Then, just more bad writing.<br /><br />Apparently, it was reported that some people from different countries figure

Title: Poor so-called documentary. Review: This so-called documentary left out so many facts proving the culpability of all government from the White House down, and the complete lack of their accountability.<br /><br />Another instance of the people being ruled, not the people being the rulers. It was and is absolutely brutal, horrendous, and unforgivable what the U.S. government did.<br /><br />From the White House down, this was the total fault of the government! In no manner or form can they be exonerated for their purposeful planned attack on the children and others in that community. Remember, the whole incident started with allegations of child abuse, which was investigated first hand by the government, and not validated by anyone from either side.<br /><br />MAIN FACT: Da

Title: Waste of time. Like chasing a rabid dog. Review: Going one direction, spinning around going another direction, while sometimes watching the rabid dog trying to chew off its own tail, then sickly dragging its self a whole other direction. Then, crazily bursting off again.<br /><br />Simply:<br />Hoffa was involved with the mob.<br />They did not want Hoffa to reveal any of what he knew.<br />Hoffa was killed.<br />It does not matter who or where.<br />They were all crooks and criminals.<br />If you want to spend time chasing after the rabid dog, this is your show.<br /><br />Very poorly done, and the rabid dog died off somewhere like Hoffa, never to be seen again and not even important, because the details will always just be conjecture and supposition, nothing more.

Title: I cannot fathom the reason for this movie, but it surely was not to portray history. Review: Revisionist history. - Acting mediocre. - Sets, effects, mediocre. - If you want to watch a centuries old style army slash and hack movie, here. Although, it's barely worth the time for said. Other than that: The crusades were a completely defensive campaign in response to, and to stop, from over centuries of time and regions and continents, the merciless hordes of muslims subjugating and dominating, by attacking, raping, torturing, enslaving, converting or murdering every non muslim, during their wars of expansion.

Title: SPOILER: Review: For a few people that barley escaped with their lives from being 'rescued', they sure were anxious to be rescued again. Ending made no sense. Movie was bleh. 20 seconds to be infected and go killer nuts from just a drop of blood in the eye. Ridiculous!<br /><br />Just one thing about the major part of the movie: It never crossed the mind of the older girl and the guy, or the teenage daughter's father, that it was 2 females and 2 guys, and they were going to a military base of what would probably be males, (or almost all males), during a possible end-world event, and no one was going to be 'horny', or be thinking about reproducing, or forced reproduction, etc. Ridiculous and dumb!

Title: Propaganda! The same falsehoods and conspiracy theories republicans have been saying for years. Review: They talk about fraud, corruption, etc. The plot against the president. The were multiple investigations into everything they mentioned, including one by the republicans using all the levers of the U.S. government. They, themselves, found nothing to back up anything they implied and claimed in this video. Even Attorney General William Barr instigated an investigation, investigating a previous Inspector General investigation, which they mention. The republicans found one problem, regarding one person, concerning one FISA warrant, relating to an omission in one email. Why don't the people in this video clarify that. They claimed spying. That is not spying.<br /><br />What is in this video is why so many republicans, and even GOP leade

Title: They got the conspiracy part completely correct. Review: What a bunch of made up nonsense. The guy, in the made-up space craft, with something on his nose that was allowing him to breath in space, HILARIOUS! I challenge anyone of those people in this so-called documentary to make a craft like that, and even use any modern fuel, get in it, light it up, and see what happens. I bet they won't be in the next film that is made! And, I see the stones wanting know when someone was going to invent Cheerio's so they could have them for breakfast. I KNOW that is what they say!

Title: What the hell is going on Review: 3-4 students were chatting in a college canteen. Suddenly the camera started moving between characters so fast, I almost fell from my bed! That was Just one example. If the audience take notice of all these camera tricks, that means you are not doing it correctly. People watch movie for the story, not for these distractions.<br />The weirdness was not just limited to camera wielding. The dialogs were unrealistic; the acting was unrealistic in general (not necessarily actor's fault).<br />To be honest, in this movie I do suspect the presence of a contrived pretension of art.<br />Not everybody can tell apart pretentious garbage from art! So what is the problem?<br />It was a short and painful experience.<br />As I did not last longer than 9

Title: Direction was bad at best Review: Most of the shots were closeups, without context. I got the feeling some amateur cameraman held a digital camera in front of a few amateur actors. Direction was bad at best, in case there really was a director. I bought this movie in Amazon just because I watched the Wolf Creek Part2 in Netflix few days ago, and I loved that. This turned out to be one of the rare cases where first part was trash but second part was great.<br />By the way, I stopped watching after 35 min. My 12 or 13 dollars, whatever was the price, went down the sewage.<br />Wish you all the best if you really choose to watch this movie.

Title: Dont be deceived by the poster or reviews or claims "intentionally made" Review: It is basically a home video, badly made even by the standard of amateur &#34;home video&#34;, and made by a cheap digital camera. I am a film student, and I can tell you, it is almost impossible to find such low quality digital camera today. Even if you are looking for just nudity (which I was looking for), it is going to be a complete rip off. Some reviewers said they were satisfied by the nudity. I guess, those were the makers of this &#34;movie&#34;. You can watch more explicit nudity in youtube for free, I did last night. And you or your kid can make a better movie yourself, any day, by your smart cell phone camera. Just get some guys sit and stand in a room, and ask them talk, and shoot. And then watch your own movie instead of this o

Title: Worst Bond Movie EVER! Review: Wow! The worst James Bond movie EVER! I usually look forward to the next Bond movie after seeing one. This time, I hope they never make another one. YIKES. Very poor and unbelievable plot, I mean, seriously? This one disgruntled man with &#34;daddy&#34; issues has been orchestrating James' life all these years? First of all, this character is the weakest of all the villians in the Bond Series. There is no way this idiot masterminded anything. Poor Daniel Craig. I am not a fan of his by any means. I think he is the weakest Bond yet. Having said that, I wouldn't have wished this script on him. The plot was poor, the action very, very unrealistic (even for a Bond show). I didn't even like the Bond Theme song. Which usually is amaz

Title: Really?????? Review: Um, I don't know what to say about this, other than it's not rooted in reality. I say this as a Smith alumna. If you are looking for a bit of light fluff and don't care much about what this particular movie purports to represent, you might find it inspiring. For the rest of us, it was nearly unwatchable. And I like Cybil Shephard! However, the idea of a woman who somehow has managed to raise her kids to be movers and shakers would go back to Smith and become involved with a professor.....come on, there are so many other ways this plot could have gone. Really? She goes to a women's college and meets her dream guy? Yawn. How about she goes to Smith and discovers she has a hidden talent for XXXXXXX which she gets to apply during an ex

Title: Great quality, dreadful packaging Review: As some others have written, I'm giving this collectors edition 1 star simply because of the packaging. Video quality: 5 stars; Packaging quality: -5 stars.<br /><br />Foam spindles holding the discs in? Really? It is unbelievable that people make money to think this stuff up. The first time you take a disc out, you'll likely rip the foam right off (if the foam hasn't been ripped off in shipping already, and the disc is floating around free in the package). Solution: superglue the ripped foam back to the cardboard; just make sure you let the stuff dry before you put the disc back in.<br /><br />The quality of the older bond movies is amazing on blu-ray, so on that note they did a good job. Still, I can't get past the complete invalidation o

Title: Great quality, dreadful packaging Review: As some others have written, I'm giving this collectors edition 1 star simply because of the packaging. Video quality: 5 stars; Packaging quality: -5 stars.<br /><br />Foam spindles holding the discs in? Really? It is unbelievable that people make money to think this stuff up. The first time you take a disc out, you'll likely rip the foam right off (if the foam hasn't been ripped off in shipping already, and the disc is floating around free in the package). Solution: superglue the ripped foam back to the cardboard; just make sure you let the stuff dry before you put the disc back in.<br /><br />The quality of the older bond movies is amazing on blu-ray, so on that note they did a good job. Still, I can't get past the complete invalidation o

Title: Great quality, dreadful packaging Review: As some others have written, I'm giving this collectors edition 1 star simply because of the packaging. Video quality: 5 stars; Packaging quality: -5 stars.<br /><br />Foam spindles holding the discs in? Really? It is unbelievable that people make money to think this stuff up. The first time you take a disc out, you'll likely rip the foam right off (if the foam hasn't been ripped off in shipping already, and the disc is floating around free in the package). Solution: superglue the ripped foam back to the cardboard; just make sure you let the stuff dry before you put the disc back in.<br /><br />The quality of the older bond movies is amazing on blu-ray, so on that note they did a good job. Still, I can't get past the complete invalidation o