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User: Why can't we just let natural selection travel its course instead of forcing people to comply with stupid rules that don't negatively affect anyone? You're an idiotic asshat. |
Reddit Comment: Because evil drug and tobacco corporations, that's why. |
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User: Except that he's freelancing, which he creates custom work for. Also, in this copyright free world, no one person could possibly take someone else's work and sell it as their own. There wouldn't be a profit because it's freely available elsewhere. The artist is publicly recognized and he can get more freelance deals. |
Reddit Comment: Except that he called your world a fantasy world instantly discrediting anything you say in it's defense. |
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User: Isn't it time that members of our government started showing us, the public, that they're not using and/or abusing drugs? How's that for transparency and accountability? PUBLICLY RELEASED RANDOM DRUG TESTS FOR WASHINGTON D.C. |
Reddit Comment: This would only increase the sales of the whizzinator a thousandfold. |
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User: Apparently, junior senators from Illinois know how to run car companies. |
Reddit Comment: He's a community organizer... what the hell does he know about running a company? |
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User: I know it's difficult for Americans to conceptualize the existence of life outside their own time zone(s), but April 1st started over 12 hours ago for many people, and the world has not ended in Australia, China, Japan or anywhere else. Or did you think that Conficker is able to discriminate between the inhabitants of the Eastern and Western Hemispheres? |
Reddit Comment: Yeah, computers are totally incapable of working on anything other than local time. |
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User: The Israeli army kidnaps 27 Palestinian civilian from the West Bank |
Reddit Comment: looks like a reasonably unbiased and trustworthy news source to me |
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User: Is a Death Star Poised for Final Supernova Detonation Aimed at Earth? |
Reddit Comment: It looks like we may take a headshot from across the map... fucking awp-whores... |
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User: Then why are they steadily going down? The average baggage handler used to be able to handle two 32kg cases of my stuff, but now can only handle one 23kg case? |
Reddit Comment: Unions? |
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User: how to file for unemployment |
Reddit Comment: Nice domain name... |
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User: Is there anyone else relieved that pigs don't fly? |
Reddit Comment: They do - commonly called "tourists" |
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User: I already switched to a lower paying job and moved in with my dad. I am way a head of the curve. |
Reddit Comment: dumbass... you should have switched to a higher paying job. |
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User: Looks like White Phosphorus in Gaza to me... |
Reddit Comment: Yeah and the used bullets too! |
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User: You realize that's not really a steam engine, right? |
Reddit Comment: Yeah, it's a GE P42DC, a diesel-electric locomotive... doesn't mean that the cloud of smoke on startup can't look like a good 'ol steamer puffing away... |
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User: Reddit, Beware of the "Jon Stewart Gratitude Site" |
Reddit Comment: damn jews |
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User: I hate rap |
Reddit Comment: So, obviously a great choice of post for you to enter and comment on. |
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User: The tutorial **very clearly** states: **Important Warning** The default value is evaluated only once and then goes on discuss *exactly* the case that seems to "nail newbies all the time". One would hope that newbies would at least take the trouble to work through the tutorial before complaining about "unexpected behavior". RTFT |
Reddit Comment: Because as everybody knows, all REAL programmers remember everything they have ever read. |
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User: White House Twitter Account Is a Phony |
Reddit Comment: next were ganna find out @barackobama isnt him, then my world will truly be crushed =( |