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j.r. : what -- wait a minute . wait a minute , you 're not kendall . woman : oh , my god ! what are doing ? j.r. : who are you ? who the hell are you ? woman : hey , take it easy . i did n't hurt anything . j.r. : wait -- what happened to the cameras ? where are the cameras at ? woman : what are you talking about ? j.r. : wait a minute , this is not going to fly . there is no judge in the whole world that would buy this setup . woman : you 're j.r. , are n't you ? j.r. : are you afraid you got the wrong guy ? how much did you get paid , huh ? woman : hey ! j.r. : huh ? how much ? how much did babe pay you ? woman : pay me for what ? j.r. : what 's the going rate for underage sluts ? i want to know how much babe shelled out to get you into my bed . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , good morning , jimbo . how was the shift ? was it a rough one ? jim : pretty quiet . i 've restocked for you . babe : all right . thanks . how about that guy ? has he been here long ? jim : a while . he 's got a tab . babe : all right , have a good one . morning . if you 're up for breakfast , we 've got some peanut butter crackers . ryan : peanut butter crackers wo n't cut it . [ scene_break ] di : you do know me from the mountain that night . and -- and you were here the day j.r. hired me . tad : that 's not it . have n't you ever felt like you know somebody even though it seems impossible ? di : maybe we met in another life . tad : you mean like gambling on a mississippi riverboat ? di : no , no , i think it was paris . the french revolution . you remember the quiet evenings near the guillotine after a long day 's work of rounding up the rich and selfish . tad : yeah . now , instead of disposing of them , you work for them . di : or maybe it 's not past lives at all . maybe it 's something completely different . tad : like what ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so , why should n't we get married today ? we can go to vegas . i 'm sure you know plenty of chapels . maybe an ordained elvis . all right , i was joking about the elvis . we could do -- any minister is fine . or a judge -- a justice of the peace . you proposed to me . this is me accepting your proposal . so , our little courtship is over . let 's do the deed now . [ kendall turns around and sees maria and ethan silently standing there . ] kendall : maria ? well , i 'm surprised they let you come down here for breakfast . you know , ethan 's eggs benedict -- they really are five star . right , right . but then again , they do n't let you have hot plates here in the rooms at the valley inn . so maybe you could just take him to wildwind . he could poach to his heart 's content . ethan : some people do n't need a hot plate to poach , eh , zach ? kendall : you know what ? why do n't you two compare recipes , and i 'll be right back . do n't start the wedding without me . what -- what is it ? greenlee : i need your help . kendall : ok -- i 'm sorry . well , unless we 're going to a chapel or a courthouse , i ca n't go anywhere with you . i 'm getting married . i 'm getting married . greenlee : first we solve my crisis , then you can leap into yours . we have a huge problem , kendall . kendall : well , that 's too bad . greenlee : wait , did you hear me ? we have a huge problem . if you value your life , you 'll come with me now . kendall : but zach and i -- greenlee : zach and maria and ethan can find plenty to talk about while we 're gone . come on . kendall : oh , god , you – [ scene_break ] ethan : you all right ? he did n't hurt you last night ? maria : no , of course not . ethan : i wanted to burst back in there and beat the hell out of him , but i did n't want to make matters worst for you . zach : i should have thrown you out the window instead of the door . ethan : i 'm right here , zach . i 'm not going anywhere . maria : oh , you know what ? stop . both of you , just stop . [ scene_break ] greenlee : out of order . anyone in here ? ryan 's gone . kendall : how do you mean ? greenlee : gone , disappeared , missing . that makes two nights in a row that he 's been out all night . kendall : ok , for those of us who missed a few episodes , please rewind . greenlee : i know i really did it this time , kendall . i 've driven ryan away for good . kendall : all right . but we 're in the war room , so you must have a secret weapon or something . greenlee : you 're looking at it . kendall : me ? no , i ca n't -- greenlee : you 're going to help me get ryan back . [ scene_break ] maria : no , you want to marry kendall to hurt him , and you are -- took me upstairs last night to hurt him . ethan : i took good care of you , maria . maria : oh , ok , well , it 's a little bit fuzzy , but you did n't do anything , and you were a gentleman . thank you very much . but you took me upstairs on purpose to make him mad . and i also was using you to make you mad , too , and you knew it . and you were very kind to me anyway , and thank you . zach : you 're welcome . maria : so , i am , believe me , in no position to be able to preach to anybody . but this is -- you 're both good guys , ok ? put you in the same room , and you combust . it 's real -- it 's crazy . ok , i ca n't make the peace between the two of you , but i really think that you should probably -- i 'm not going to be caught in the middle of this war anymore , ok ? i am done . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you had only listened to me -- greenlee : i know , ok ? i wish i had . kendall : no , but you had to pull the whole bundle - of - joy card . how in the hell can you trick ryan into making a baby ? greenlee : i just wanted nature to take its course . kendall : yes , well , where did that get you ? and who -- who told you you should do the nonconfrontational , nonsneaky approach ? greenlee : you . you , you , you ! kendall : yes , ok ? and we both know what that means . go on , say it . greenlee : that is so childish . kendall : say it -- i know just as much about ryan as you do . greenlee : i 'll have `` kendall told me so `` carved on my tombstone , ok ? kendall : ok . ok , so ryan left you a message , right ? so why did n't you call him back ? greenlee : i did . only , i waited . kendall : you play the telephone waiting game and you call me childish ? greenlee : it was n't like that . all right , it was . kendall : that kind of stuff does n't work with ryan . greenlee : no kidding . kendall : that 's how i lost him . greenlee : whatever , just help me find him . kendall : fine , ok , i will help you right after i become mrs. zach slater -- i will help you . greenlee : no , you know what ? your joke of a wedding can wait . this is a real emergency . help me find him . just hold the criticism . kendall : who is criticizing ? greenlee : you come off like the high court of ryan . kendall : well , you could learn from my mistakes . greenlee : well , help me find him first . kendall : all right , fine . just tell me something , greenlee . do you honestly regret trying to trick ryan into fatherhood ? or are you just sorry that he caught you ? [ scene_break ] babe : i guess you 're not feeling so good . ryan : i feel all right . babe : i -- i just mean you 're -- you 're not really in a good place . ryan : i 've been in worse . babe : look , i -- i know it 's none of my business , but it 's , like , 11 : 00 in the morning , and -- and you already have a tab going . and no offense , but you kind of look like you rode in here on the bottom of your motorcycle . ryan : it 's been a long night . babe : you 'd probably rather talk to anyone else besides me . ryan : yeah ? i 'm in no position to judge anybody . babe : then you would n't mind - if i asked you a question , you wo n't get mad ? ryan : go -- go ahead . babe : how 's the baby doing ? ryan : where do you get -- do n't you ever bring up a baby with me , ever . do you understand that ? [ scene_break ] woman : no , see , you do n't get it . i am amanda . j.r. : amanda , missy , bambi -- i really do n't care . you know what ? i know that this is a frame - up . if it was n't my own house , i would assume that cops and photographers would be busting through here . how did you get in here anyway ? did babe give you a key ? amanda : you know what ? you have no right to accuse me of what you 're accusing me of ! j.r. : she 's trying to get me on a morals charge . god , she 's so inept ! how old are you anyway , huh ? 16 ? 17 ? amanda : i 'm legal . j.r. : ok , `` legal . `` get dressed . i 'm having the cops come arrest you as an adult . [ scene_break ] di : can i tell someone you 're here ? tad : if you do , they 'll just have the guards throw me out . di : but you came to speak to someone , did n't you ? tad : yeah . i wanted to see how my vision from the mountaintop was doing here in the wax museum . di : oh , it 's -- it 's not that bad . tad : no , it 's worse . given your notice yet ? di : no . and i 'm not going to . tad : hmm . di : i like my job here . tad : really ? even with adam barking at everybody every day ? di : his bark is worse than his bite . tad : yeah , well , that 's only because his bicuspids have been worn down from decades of gnashing and snarling . di : mr. chandler is relatively harmless . tad : sure , in a mass - murdery kind of way . di : how do you fit in with the chandlers ? tad : i do n't , thank god . di : no , i mean are you a -- tad : i was married to j.r. 's mother , dixie -- before she escaped from adam . di : together forever . wow . you 're upset . i 'm sorry . it just came out . i did n't mean to -- tad : dixie and i -- some couples have paris or a song . we used to say that to each other . di : i did n't mean to -- tad : how did you know about it ? di : j.r. -- we were talking the other night about his mom , about how she left his father , and then found someone and thought that they would be together forever . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . tad : do n't be . after all , everybody 's got some baggage in their closet . di : oh -- you did n't come by just to see how i was doing . you 're sniffing around . tad : excuse me ? di : babe is -- is still worried about that crazy driver who almost hit me , and you want to find out if maybe she 's right , and i 'm a threat to little adam . tad : that 's correct . that 's exactly what i want to find out . j.r. : tad . yeah , great . you know what ? it all makes sense now . it did n't work , and it wo n't fly . tad : what wo n't ? j.r. : well , first you come up with this scam about my mother surviving this crash , and now you plant a teen hooker in my bed ? tad : that 's not really my style , j.r . j.r. : what sort of warped harassment trip are you on anyway ? amanda : tad , i 'm so glad to see you . j.r. : would pay her and get her out ? amanda : j.r. , chill a second so i can explain . tad : sweetheart , what are you doing here . j.r. : you know what ? that 's it . that 's it , i 'm calling the cops . tad : if you do , they 'll be arresting hayley 's cousin . amanda dillon . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's an `` i 'm sorry `` offering . just so you know , i 'll never forgive myself for what i did to bianca and miranda . that was selfish and i was stupid , and of course , we all know that . but i do still love them and i -- and know that love them , too , so – i just -- thought you could tell me how miranda was doing , that 's all . ryan : bianca and maggie are – they 're fine . and they 're apparently , they 're enjoying themselves over there . babe : paris , i mean -- how bad could it be , right ? and miranda -- ryan : well , we did n't really talk much about the baby , but , you know . i 'm sure she 's fine . babe : we ca n't really call her that for much longer . i mean , they change so much at that little age . little adam -- he 's such a big boy now . like every time i see him , he changes . every -- every visit , he just sprouts up . look , i 'm kind of new at this whole bartending thing , but i -- i do know that i have this all backwards . i 'm -- i 'm supposed to be the one doing -- the listening , and you 're supposed to be doing the talking -- [ honky - tonk music plays ] babe : well , if you want . you know , i promise i can shut up and listen . i 've been in all sorts of weird situations and everything . ryan : yeah , you 've been a busy girl . as far as weird situations goes , i got you beat . and i really appreciate the offer and everything , but this -- you just would n't really understand this . babe : miranda in paris -- i bet she 'll speak french . probably even more than english . i 'll have to ask j.r. about getting french lessons -- ryan : babe . can i just get another beer , please ? singer : talk to me , baby [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll never be sorry for wanting a baby with ryan . kendall : yeah , but the way you went about it -- greenlee : do n't . kendall : you 're hopeless . greenlee : it 's not as if i was being selfish . ryan wanted a baby , too , until he started believing that me might be like his brothers and his father . kendall : that 's crazy . greenlee : i know . but it 's eating away at him , and i do n't know how else to reach him . if he could just see what an amazing father he would be -- but that 's shot to hell . kendall : will he see someone ? greenlee : what , like a shrink ? forget it . he 's not communicating with anyone these days . he 's totally shut down . kendall : but you must know how to get through to him . greenlee : all i know is that i 'm terrified this is the beginning of the end for ryan and me . kendall : but you wo n't give up . greenlee : jonathan could n't split us up . i 'll die trying to reach ryan . i just need some insight . i do n't know what he 's thinking or what he 's feeling . if his anger is at me , or is it directed at his family , or has he stopped loving me ? whether i want the answers or not , i have to know . so , are you with me ? kendall : please -- i was just testing you . you had me at `` secret weapon . `` [ scene_break ] maria : you used to really care about ethan . you know , he actually denied you to protect you . and then when you went after cambias industries -- in the beginning anyway -- you did it to save him , not to hurt him . ethan : maria , please , you do n't -- maria : and then you came to pine valley -- stop -- you came to pine valley to find your father , not to destroy your father . and now you are all -- you are all about hate and vengeance . and every single thing that you do now is actually fueled by your hate . and this is so much bigger than just the money or the power . this actually goes to who you both are . and it 's cruel and it 's vicious . and it 's got to stop . and you know where you 're both headed ? right here . and it 's not pretty to be me right now , ok ? now , you can both destroy each other if you want to , but what i think maybe you should do -- come to a draw or a truce or something while you can still breathe and think -- and you can still get on with your lives . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , step one , find ryan . if he 's still on his bike , he could be on the far side of indiana . kendall : well , he likes speed . maybe we can check with the police . maybe he 's been pulled over and ticketed . greenlee : well , that 's a good place to start . or maybe tad can help us -- [ phone rings ] kendall : is it ryan ? greenlee : no . hello ? babe : greenlee , it 's babe . greenlee : good - bye . babe : wait , please . do n't hang up . greenlee : however you got my number , lose it . babe : wait , wait -- it 's ryan . greenlee : ryan ? what about ryan ? babe : ok -- i work at the roadside bar , and -- greenlee : back to ryan , babe . what about him ? babe : he 's here . i came in , and he -- he was already here drinking , and he 's drinking like it 's 11 : 00 at night instead of in the morning . greenlee : i 'll be right there . kendall : what ? what is it ? what ? babe : he 's just in a real dark place . i -- i thought you might want to know . greenlee : do n't let him leave . and if you ca n't stop him , find out where he 's going . i 'm on my way . kendall : all right . well , what about our plan ? greenlee : well , i found him . second plan -- get him home . kendall : ok , all right , but you said you wanted to find out how he really feels about you . greenlee : i 'll find out at home . kendall : well , how -- do you honestly think he 's even going to go home ? he 's been sitting at a bar drinking all morning . greenlee : good point . kendall : yeah , and even if he does , will he even confide in you ? greenlee : i 've just got to try and find out . kendall : no , wait -- hold on a second . listen , listen -- you -- you called me . i was this close to getting married , and you lured me out here and begged me to help you . greenlee : i did n't beg . kendall : you commanded . greenlee : only because you would n't listen . kendall : all right . well , now you 're going to listen to me to save future `` i told you so 's . `` you 're going to listen one stupid minute . greenlee : but ryan -- kendall : no , ryan nothing . listen to me . now , you can tear over there and you can drive ryan away or you can take my advice . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's ok , baby . there 's nothing like a little hospitality , chandler style . j.r. : well , why did n't you say something ? i show up in my bedroom , a strange girl in there -- tad : yeah , and you automatically jump to teen hooker and blackmail -- sweet . amanda : it 's just , i drove all night . and when i got in this morning , winifred pointed to a bedroom . i was so wiped , i must have opened the wrong door . j.r. : i 'm sorry if i was rough on you . tad : `` if `` ? amanda : no , it 's ok . i mean , no wonder you freaked . it 's been how many years ? j.r. : so what are you doing here ? amanda : you know -- i 'm doing the summer session thing at pvu . hayley did n't call ? she did n't write ? j.r. : not to me she did n't . amanda : hayley said it was ok if i 'd stay here . i should have asked myself . so much for making a good impression . i practically broke and entered . tad : i really do n't think it was that bad . amanda : you know , i 'm just going to get my stuff and find a motel . tad : amanda -- i think this is your cue to feign humanity and invite her to stay . j.r. : um -- amanda , you are so welcome here , really . tad : oh , he means it . you can tell because the servants are n't burning your luggage . di : here , i 'll -- i 'll help you bring your things to a guest room . i 'm diana . amanda : you do n't have to feel like you , you know , have to let me stay . j.r. : we have plenty of room here . tad : you can stake out your own wing . di : come on . so this -- this hayley must be pretty busy , huh ? amanda : oh , talk about embarrassing -- j.r. : jamie give you the message ? tad : you mean the one that you delivered while he was pinned under a motorcycle ? j.r. : yeah , still not as sick as claiming my mother 's alive . tad : i did n't claim she was alive . i know it 's a one - in - a - million shot that anything 's going to -- j.r. : no , there 's a zero chance . my mother died . she did not survive a car crash . tad : i think so , too . j.r. : leave it alone . tad : j.r. , if you 've got something to say to me , then be man enough to say it to me . do n't take it out on jamie . you want to hurt me , have the decency to leave your brother out of it . j.r. : yeah , you 're right . i should deliver the pain directly to the guy who earned it . tad : you can try . [ scene_break ] zach : your move on maria last night -- it was very clever . ethan : it was the natural reaction to your move on kendall . zach : you catch on fast . ethan : maria 's right . we might destroy each other . neither of us would win , zach . maybe it would be better now to declare a draw , while we 're both still in one piece . [ scene_break ] babe : these are tastier than they look . kendall : hey , stranger . long time no see . [ music plays ] ryan : i 'll settle up . kendall : looks good . i 'll have one of the same . babe : sure . you know , let me -- first , let me try to find ryan 's tab in here somewhere . ryan : is n't that it right there on top ? babe : yeah , actually , it is . if it was a snake , it would have -- ryan : you know what ? this should probably cover it . babe : you know what ? actually , since you started on jimbo 's shift , i really need to go through and make sure everything 's ok . because if i mess up , i could lose my job . and jimbo -- he sure writes with his feet , huh ? kendall : why do n't you stick around ? i 'll buy you a drink . ryan : no , thanks . babe : he does n't want to be bothered . kendall : why do n't you go stuff some olives or practice juggling your cocktail shakers ? babe : i just try to look out for my customers . kendall : well , i 'll believe that when you get me my drink . singer : someone in the hand if i see i know my baby [ babe spots greenlee hiding on the floor behind the bar . ] babe : sure , sure . the drink , yeah . [ scene_break ] tad : jamie and i are n't conspiring to mess with your head . we 're not responsible for everything that happens to you . j.r. : yeah , a strange girl crawls into my bed -- why would n't i think it 's a setup ? tad : well , we could n't have done it , even if we wanted to . j.r. : yeah , because you 're such a saint ? tad : no . because we were at the hospital all day with phoebe . she passed away this morning . j.r. : what ? phoebe died ? tad : i think that 's what they call the end of an era . j.r. : well , you certainly bounced back fast , hitting on my nanny . tad : no , i was checking her out . just not in that kind of way . j.r. : why do you believe every crazy thing that babe babbles ? ok , you know what ? share with me . what did you pick up on her ? that she 's part of a terrorist cell ? that she 's really good at mind control ? she 's going to take over the whole town ? no , you know what ? she cheats at duck duck goose . tad : no , you got lucky this time . apparently , diana cole is exactly who she says she is . and she got a five - star recommendation from her last boss . j.r. : i could have told you that . tad : still , there 's something about her . if i were you , i 'd have another nanny waiting on deck . [ scene_break ] di : is this all the stuff you brought for the whole summer ? amanda : i 've got more in the car , but i 'm not usually this sloppy , but i was asleep before i even hit the bed . di : i know what that 's like . amanda : i am still so bummed hayley did n't even call . it was like illegal entry . di : no , winifred let you in . she showed you upstairs . amanda : and i pretty much passed out . di : hmm . talk about a rude awakening . amanda : oh -- j.r. was so ballistic . i mean , i thought i was dreaming . my dad can get mad , but j.r. ? di : yeah . he 's a had a tough time lately . amanda : i 'm lucky he 's letting me stay . di : you know what ? things will be fine once you guys get to know each other again . hmm ? amanda : oh . funny . i mean , even though it was a bizarre start , i feel at home here . di : you said you lived in pine valley before . amanda : not the town , i mean the room . maybe it 's a cosmic connection . maybe i was conceived in it . di : your mother and father lived here ? amanda : oh , long story . di : hmm . amanda : but i 've thought about this place and staying here , and now i know why . it 's like a perfect fit . like home . [ scene_break ] [ alone at wildwind , maria recalls . ] ethan 's voice : you 've given quite a speech . brooke 's voice : maria , let someone help you . zach 's voice : do n't do this . erica 's voice : you 're going to regret this in the morning . maria 's voice : oh , no , no -- this actually is not even going to make the bottom of my regret list . [ doorbell rings ] myrtle : i know . that 's why i came . i thought you could use a friend . [ scene_break ] zach : can i get some more coffee , please ? thank you . you ? ethan : no , i 'm fine . zach : go on , i 'm listening . ethan : it 's like a game of chess . i move , you counter . i take one of your pieces and -- zach : and i take one of yours . ethan : right . but if we go on like this , where are we going to end up ? you 've lost maria , i 've lost kendall . zach : you think the queens are off the table ? ethan : are n't they ? zach : i offered kendall a business deal . ethan : one that included marriage . zach : but if she still wants to be with you , i can withdraw my proposal . if . ethan : last night changed things a bit . maria is actually still on the table . i really do n't care what she says . she 's still in love with you . maybe i could help you out with her . [ scene_break ] maria : i was just on a drunken , self - destructive tear . myrtle : oh , sweetheart -- listen , darling . everyone -- everyone goes through that at least once in their lifetime . maria : well , not you . myrtle : oh , yes . oh , yes ! darling , once in the carny , you know , when i was just -- my hollering and shouting and trying to get the crowd into a certain little tent and carrying on . i had been on a very wild drunken tear the night before with leo the lion king . maria : ok . myrtle : that boy -- did i give that crowd -- did i give that crowd a scene . maria : oh -- myrtle : i thought they 'd never forget . and , of course , we were all rather ancient , so they forgot a couple of days . maria : you are so good for me , myrtle . thank you . can i -- can i ask you a question ? myrtle : sure . maria : zach slater -- you like him , do n't you ? myrtle : zach ? yes , yes , i like zach very well . maria : why ? [ scene_break ] zach : the thing is the queens are secondary in your game . you want the castles , do n't you ? ethan : cambias industries ? zach : is n't that your prize ? ethan : my grandfather willed everything to me . zach : i think my father would have wanted me to have it . ethan : you forfeited by playing dead . my grandfather left his inheritance to his grandchild . he looked for me . when he could n't find me , he left a clause in his will , specifically , in case i turned up . zach : lucky you . ethan : look , i 'm not greedy , zach , ok ? i 'm quite happy to share the family fortune . i can offload some companies and cash on to you . we could both do very well . zach : you sure ? ethan : why not ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you sure dropped out of sight . ryan : we all get busy . kendall : so , what have you been up to ? fill me in . ryan : i do n't need a babysitter , kendall . kendall : who said that i 'm here to babysit you ? ryan : greenlee sent you here . it 's pretty obvious . kendall : ok , first of all , i 'm not one of greenlee 's flunkies . and second , why would she send someone to hang out with you when she could be here herself if she wanted to be ? whatever problems you and greenlee are having , i 'm grappling with my own , thank you . ryan : well , grapple silently , because i 'm not a wedding planner . kendall : right . right , you heard maria 's little rant at the valley inn . ryan : my one word about marrying zach -- kendall : mm - hmm ? ryan : one word of advice -- do n't . kendall : everyone 's a critic . why should n't i marry zach ? ryan : have n't you been hurt enough , kendall ? by ethan by me . kendall : who says my arrangement with zach involves the heart ? ryan : well , cambias is n't worth it . he 's not your soul mate , kendall . he does n't even have a soul . you 're marrying a corporation . you 'll be miserable . kendall : speaking of miserable -- how did you even manage to get out of bed this morning ? ryan : i did n't get to bed last night . kendall : oh . what , did greenlee kick you out of the love nest ? get sick of her little cutesy - pooh names or her little perky wife routine ? ryan : you know , kendall , this conversation -- it sounds very familiar to me . i do n't think you should -- babe : she 's totally ripping on you . you know , i can get rid of her for you . greenlee : no , get rid of yourself ! babe : i found it . kendall : if your marriage is on the rocks , greenlee will take it out on all of us at fusion . is that what we have to look forward to ? total hell ? are you and greenlee really done ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : we were never really related , tad . you only married my mother , and you screwed that up . so , stay away from me , my family and anyone else who comes into this house . di : please , do n't blame him , or babe . they love your son . they want to make sure he 's safe , that 's all . j.r. : no , that 's not all . di : tad 's not going to find out any dark secrets about me . so where 's the harm ? j.r. , please . i do n't want to make anything worse between you two . j.r. : you 're not . tad 's already taken care of that all by himself . get off my property ! tad : you hear that ? di : what ? tad : the sound of the thin ice you 're skating on beginning to crack . [ scene_break ] ethan : is it time to hammer out a treaty ? do we have a truce ? zach : it 's possible -- if you sign cambias over to me , all of it . ethan : that 's not a truce , that is complete surrender . zach : all right , then we 'll duke it out in court . i will take the prize , and you will be left with nothing . unless kendall changes her mind . we both know that 's not going to happen . check and mate . ethan : this match is far from over . zach : i like a challenge . [ scene_break ] myrtle : zach is a challenge . now , either he 's an angel on a slow downfall , or else he 's son of satan . but i do n't know which way he turns out . either way , he 's good it . maria : `` good it `` ? myrtle : good it . you know -- you know , like gable or -- or gary cooper . these fellows , they had it . but now -- now , zach -- zach is a very fascinating fellow . and i 'll tell you something else . if i was the right age , i would not let him out of my sight . maria : myrtle -- myrtle : true , true . but listen , darling . what 's this with you two ? things are going badly . maria : yeah , and last night did n't help . myrtle : oh , darling . there 's no way -- no way i can think of when to show you this , but you 're going to have to see it . [ myrtle hands maria a copy of `` the exposer `` with her drunken self splashed all over the front page . ] maria : oh , my god . myrtle : i know . maria : oh . myrtle : yeah . the kids are going to see it . [ phone rings ] maria : hello ? yes , mrs. bullard . no , i did n't know . i will get on it right away , though . thank you . the kids are not at -- they 're not at school . they ran away . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] j.r. : oh , come on in . you all settled in ? amanda : oh , you 're so great for letting me stay . but it 's not because you 're guilting out , right ? j.r. : what guilt ? i love to sic the cops on to people . just sorry that it was you . amanda : i 'm just so , so sorry that hayley did n't prep you . i mean , i 'd never bust in uninvited and expect to stay , you know ? it 's like the most embarrassing event of my life . i 'm still bright red , i know . anyway , if you 've rethought things , just let me know . i 'll clear out . j.r. : stop , amanda . i was just a little on edge already tonight . amanda : and a stranger in your bed pushed you over . no surprise there . j.r. : listen , you are really welcome to stay here . in fact , let me make it up to you . amanda : me , too -- for ambushing you . j.r. : so then it 's settled . welcome home . amanda : be it ever so unhumble . well , after the way we kicked things off , at least i know it wo n't be boring . [ scene_break ] di : are you trying to scare me ? tad : no . eventually j.r. and adam will take care of that . di : i just do n't understand why you two ca n't get along . tad : you have n't been around very long . give it time . if you pour enough oil on the troubled waters around here , eventually somebody 's going to walk by and throw a match on it . di : they 're not that bad . tad : they 're worse . you are in for one rude awakening . in the meantime , lesson one -- do yourself a favor . do n't ever defend me or jamie or babe to j.r. all you 'll do is end up on his bad side . di : can you see the future ? tad : no . unfortunately , that is n't one of my talents . di : the only ones completely without hope are the ones that are certain they know what the future holds . tad : deep . really , deep . [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't talk about my wife behind her back . kendall : ok , so i 'm sorry -- ryan : kendall , what happens between us stays between us . kendall : all right . well , then forget about greenlee . tell me about you , ryan . you seem off -- ryan : do n't worry -- do n't worry about me ! god ! babe , if this is n't enough , then i 'm good for it , all right ? kendall : wait a minute . wait , wait , ryan . wait . remember what you said earlier about ethan completely breaking my heart ? well , you were right . he did a great job . but what hit me the hardest was it reminded me of what i threw away when i lost you . ryan : well , i 'm sorry you were hurt . kendall : same as you 're hurting now . ryan , we were so great together . you remember , you and me . i made you happy . so if you 're really done with greenlee , why do n't we try again ? [ next_on ] kendall ( to ryan ) : if i 'm what you want , i 'm yours . greenlee : i 'm so going to kill that lying , cheating husband - stealer . erica : you make our wedding sound like a battlefield that you have to slog through . jack : well , there are similarities . maria ( to brooke ) : you stole my kids , and i want them back .
tad goes to talk to di at the chandler house . although he has no suspicion about her , he warns her about working for jr and living in his house . he seems to still be thinking about dixie . amanda dillon arrives at the chandler house . jr does n't recognize her . but tad does and di talks to her . maria tells zach and ethan that she thinks they are both nice guys and have treated her good and asks why they can not resolve their differences . they discuss that but zach is still determined to marry kendall and take everything from ethan . greenlee finds kendall and asks her to brainstorm on how to resolve greenlee 's and ryan 's marital issues . kendall goes to find ryan , discovers that he is concerned about her getting mixed up with either ethan or zach , and she asks to hook up with him again . maria goes home , hears myrtle encourage her to trust zach and discovers her kids have ran away .
babe : dixie , this is your family here . they love you , and they deserve the truth . they have a right to know why you stayed away all this time . your son , j.r. , most of all . you say that you love him . why do n't you tell him why ? just tell him everything . j.r. : the only person in this room who needs to spill some truth is you . [ scene_break ] kendall : there it is . there 's the marina . we are home . zach : so , where do we go now , my beautiful bride ? your place , my place ? tahiti , detroit -- where do you want to go ? kendall : i 'm not going anywhere with you . [ scene_break ] aidan : has anything turned up on lily montgomery ? i get new york is a big place -- just keep me posted . aidan : hey , pete . nypd has nothing . please tell me you 've had better luck tailing jonathan . did he lead you to lily ? [ knock on door ] aidan : you 're kidding me . jonathan : i want to hire you , aidan . you have to find lily . [ scene_break ] [ lost in the big apple , lily is overwhelmed by bright lights , loud sirens , and horns honking . kneeling on the sidewalk , she picks up a newspaper and reads the date . ] lily : it 's my birthday . i -- i did n't have birthday cake , but i 'm 18 . i 'm an adult . i can do whatever i want . ok , i 'll -- i 'll make a new plan and i 'll -- i 'll make it work . [ scene_break ] babe : your mother is the one with the secret , j.r. , not me . j.r. : everybody has tried so hard to help me understand you , mom . thanks for the pool game , tad . jamie even bought me nachos . dad even reached out to me -- well , except for trying to boot me out of chandler enterprises . it was a real group effort . see , they do n't understand you . babe does . see , you and my wife -- you 'll do anything and whatever it takes to get whatever you want . you lie , you cheat . you guys are just a pair of -- tad : that 's enough , j.r . j.r. : you know , you really outdid yourself , babe . takes a lot of planning for this , does n't it ? or did you brainstorm the idea last night while we were making love ? jamie : hey , come on . take it down , j.r . krystal : or i 'll take it down for you . j.r. : nothing distracts you , does it , babe ? eye on the prize , custody of our son from day one . babe : you know that that is not true . you know how much i love you . j.r. : oh , you love me ? oh , because i 'm feeling it right now . i 'm all warm and fuzzy all over . adam : j.r. -- babe wants to help you . we all do . j.r. : you cry to my family that i 'm drunk , you pull them all together to express their feelings and watch me disintegrate in front of their very eyes . and this ? this is supposed to push me over the edge ? well , it worked , babe , because as of right now , i 'm officially over the edge ! krystal : you do not get to trash babe . the only thing she is guilty of is wanting a decent husband , a good father for little adam . babe : it 's all right , mama . krystal : no , it sure the hell is n't all right . do you think she wanted this ? do you think she wanted to have to call your family and tell them that you 're boozing it up again ? do you think she likes being married to a world - class , grade - a jerk ? babe : i can handle it . j.r. : oh , come on . do n't wreck baby doll 's master plan . adam : come on , j.r. dixie has a lot more explaining to do than babe does . jamie : so how about you lay off your wife , shut up , and listen to what dixie has to say ? krystal : yeah , dixie . jump in anytime . j.r. : oh , please , do n't bother . see , dixie was the exact excuse babe needed to pull off this fiesta . brooke : well , i called tad and asked him to come over , so does that make me a co - conspirator ? j.r. : brooke , i 'm so disappointed . tad : j.r. , what 's wrong with you ? babe called us here , because she wants to help you . j.r. : drive me to drink ? yeah , yeah -- well it worked . that last wedding of ours that we all love to remember , the happy day ? you know why babe could n't wipe the smile off her face ? because that was part one of her plan to get custody of my son . krystal : oh , god , that is just a bunch of crap ! j.r. : oh , jamie knew it , but i blew it off . what a sucker i was . jamie : hey , babe married you , because she loves you . j.r. : guess i 'm not the only sucker . hey , maybe you could still get a shot with her , huh ? jamie : knock it off . j.r. : you know , david even warned me about his own daughter , but i should 've listened . i was hooked -- man , you are so good . yeah , that 's right -- like i 'm the only loser ? you 're all being played . babe did n't bring you in here , because she loves me . it 's because i 'm exhibit a and you 're the witnesses , ready , willing , and able to testify that i am the big , bad flippin ' wolf , and that babe deserves full custody of my son . i tell you what , babe -- you want some more proof ? how about 80 % proof ? is n't that right , dad ? dixie : j.r. , your mother loves you . your wife loves you . do n't take it out on her . the person you 're angry with is me . [ scene_break ] [ sirens ] man : oh . oh , yeah , oh , yeah . [ horn honks ] man : hey , guys , could you spare any change ? you got any change ? oh , man . excellent , thank you . thank you very much . thanks . oh . thank you , thank you . yeah . [ siren ] man : change ? look , can you spare some change , please ? spare some change ? change , please ? hey , a spare quarter , pretty girl ? hey , could you help me get something to eat ? lily : i 'm not a girl . i 'm an adult . and i do n't have a quarter . man : well , whatever you got 's fine . lily : i do n't have any food or money . man : what good are you , then ? spare some change , anybody ? second man : yeah . first man : excuse me . second man : i 'll be right there . first man : spare some change ? second man : there you go . first man : thank you . lily : oh , excuse me , sir ? man : yeah , uh - huh . lily : i have to call my boyfriend in pine valley . can i borrow your quarter , please ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : will you help me find lily ? aidan : what was the last thing she said to you ? jonathan : oh , that she had a plan . aidan : that -- that 's it ? there was no details ? jonathan : no , she did n't say it . she -- she wrote it down . jackson was there when -- when we said good - bye . lily asked to shake my hand , aidan -- aidan : all right . jonathan : then she touched me . lily really wanted to touch me . aidan : and the piece of paper ? jonathan : well , she slipped it to me . it -- here . i -- i saved it . aidan : `` jonathan , i have a plan . lily . `` and you 're telling me you do n't know what her plan is ? jonathan : i do n't . i have n't talked to her since she left . aidan : ok , all right . well , before she left , did she say anything that might give us a clue to where she might be now ? jonathan : well , we talked about living together in boston . aidan : the train that lily was on does n't go to boston . the last stop was penn station , new york city , where a train conductor saw her get off . jonathan : hmm . aidan , she has her maps and guide books about boston . she 's -- she does n't know anything about new york . aidan : well , she did n't have the money to buy a ticket to boston , all right ? do you know anyone in new york city ? jonathan : no . well -- no . i do n't -- i do n't think so . aidan : you 're sure ? not even a friend of a friend ? jonathan : she 's going to be so scared , aidan . we have to help her . we have to find her . aidan : you know lily more than anyone . where would you go if you were lily ? jonathan : i would go to -- i would go to the tree house , except jack tore it down . aidan : so is there any other places that you and lily would go , somewhere where she would feel safe or wait for you ? jonathan : no , no , there 's not , aidan . do i have to sign something to speed this up , to say that i 'm officially your client ? aidan : listen , when you were talking to lily about living together , did you talk about anywhere other than boston ? jonathan : no . she wants to go to mit . that was the plan . we did n't have another -- you 're -- you 're thinking like jack . you think that i 'm helping lily hide ? [ scene_break ] zach : wow . so you 've given up on your ruggedly handsome husband already . kendall : yes , you are very handsome . and , yes , rugged . and i just have some things to take care of before we get on with the wedded bliss . zach : like what ? kendall : like mother and ryan . zach : well , the good news is i 'm going to be right by you , standing right here . it 's part of the vows . kendall : yeah , but i should really do this alone , especially the ryan part . you understand , right ? zach : sure . he 'll be happy to hear that you decided to keep the baby -- not so happy that you married me . kendall : no , ryan and i are n't like that anymore . we 've been through good , bad , and ugly together . i just -- i want a chance to tell him this in my way . zach : i understand , ryan and you have a baby together . that 's really no one else 's business but yours and ryan 's . kendall : you make it sound so simple . zach : it is simple , compared to the story you 're going to have to tell your mom . kendall : oh . zach : who 's going to be first -- erica or ryan ? kendall : actually , neither . kendall : i 'm going to fusion . zach : going to work tonight ? why ? kendall : well , i got a message there was a problem with the body shimmer and it 's -- zach : oh . kendall : got to be on the counter by monday , and if that 's going to happen , i got to get it out by tomorrow . zach : yeah , that body shimmer . let somebody else do it . come on . kendall : come on , zach . i would love to , but i have really been out of the loop for a while with things being so crazy and -- and now that i 'm back and feeling good , i want them to know that i 'm stronger than ever . zach : and more beautiful than ever . [ boat stops ] kendall : we 're home . we are home . i ca n't wait to get back in the swing of things and -- and just get things going again . you really did this . you did it , you gave me me . i can feel it . zach : take care of spike . kendall : i will . and you 're sure you do n't mind ? you 're sure you 're cool with me stepping out like this ? zach : yeah , well , i have my heart set on a honeymoon , but detroit 's going to have to wait . kendall : yeah . zach : our whole lives ahead of us . kendall : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] dixie : baby , you have every right to be furious with me . j.r. : what are you going to do , mom ? are you going to kiss it and make it better ? you 'll show me the light , help me understand ? jamie : drop the attitude and shut up , ok ? let dixie talk . j.r. : i thought you were with me on this . the woman formerly known as my mother is a two - faced , lying , cheating -- brooke : give dixie a chance . j.r. : oh , yeah . that 's right , that 's right . everybody take dixie 's side , pile on me . you know what ? this suck party is over ! dixie : j.r. , if you 'd just let me , i will explain . j.r. : no , it 's more lies . it 's more garbage . tad : did you ever intend to say something meaningful ? dixie : j.r. , you have to let me explain . you have to understand why i went away . j.r. : why did you even come back ? dixie : sweetie , i left because i was pregnant with kate , and there were serious risks . in order to avoid all the stress and the pressure and to safely have her , i had to leave . j.r. : i got it . you wanted kate more than me . dixie : j.r. , that is not fair . i did not choose your sister over you . j.r. : yeah , but you left because of her . dixie : yes , i did . that 's true , but -- maybe i should 've taken you with me . j.r. : oh , come on . you did n't want me to be with you , and you sure as hell did n't want to tell me that you were back . you did n't even want me to know that you were in town , so -- so for once in your life , mother , can you please be honest with me ? you wanted kate more than you wanted to be with me . dixie : no , that 's not true . i missed you every day , i thought of you every day , i wanted to be with you every day , but it just was n't . j.r. : the kid who acted out ? [ dixie sighs ] j.r. : the kid who crashed cars , the kid who had the drug problem ? come back to that tug of war with dad over me -- i mean , who would want that ? better to start out with new , innocent kate , the daughter whose daddy was the love of your life -- or at least , tad was . dixie : i never wanted a life without you . j.r. : then why do n't you take a picture and go ? dixie : j.r. , i love you . i did n't mean to leave you . i did n't want to leave you . look , there 's -- there 's a lot of things that you do n't understand . j.r. : this car wreck -- it really screwed things up , but you recovered . wow , what a miracle . dixie : yes , it was a miracle , but it took me a long , long time to get better . j.r. : but that 's not what kept you away . you chose to stay away , you chose to give up on me , and you chose one child over the other . so now you lost both . [ scene_break ] adam : what in blazes were you thinking inviting dixie here ? krystal : oh , back off , adam . babe : j.r. is drinking because of dixie and whatever she 's holding back . if she would 've just stepped up and laid it out , maybe j.r. would 've laid off the bottle for good . adam : or even more likely , pour himself a drink . babe : oh . brooke : oh , do n't blame babe . j.r. would 've taken anything to use as his springboard out of here . babe : you can attack me all you want , but i had to try because i love j.r. , and i 'm not just going to stand back and let him be a possible danger to little a . if j.r. does not sober up -- i hate to say this . i do n't want to choose between my husband and my child , but i will if i have to . adam : oh , any excuse to run , is that it ? krystal : wait -- adam : no , it happened before . jamie : does it look like she 's running ? babe : this is my house , my family . i will fight to make it work . adam : well , you sure as blazes lost the first round , lady . tad : i did n't see you leading us to victory . babe : oh , do n't think i 'm done yet , either . i 'm -- i 'm open to suggestions -- anyone ? any ideas how to break through j.r. 's wall before it 's too late ? please , lay them on me . oh , god . nothing . krystal : you did your best , babe . there 's no shame in that . babe : yeah , well , j.r. needs me to do better than my best , and i just do n't know what the heck that is right now . you know what ? i am going to go to fusion , because somebody screwed up a shipment . will you watch little adam -- krystal : sure . babe : because with j.r. like this , who knows what he 'll do or who he 'll take . [ scene_break ] aidan : you swear to me , mate to mate , you do n't know where lily is ? jonathan : why would i hire you if i knew where to find her ? aidan , if i have any clues , i 'll tell you . aidan : and would you tell jackson ? jonathan : lily 's going to be so scared . aidan , this is bad . she needs order . she has to follow her schedules . she got so scared at the mall . new york city -- it has crowds and noise . i mean , somebody 's going to touch her , and you know how she feels about red and -- aidan : i know , i know . i 'm just as worried about her as you are . i 'm doing everything i can , johnny . jonathan : well , i have to do something , too . i ca n't just -- just sit around here and wait . aidan : hey , jonathan ? listen , if she calls you , find out exactly where she is , tell her to stay put , and call me immediately , ok ? jonathan : i will . i promise . [ scene_break ] [ horns honk ] lily : i 'll give you your quarter back , i swear . my boyfriend will come , and he 'll give you money . man : unless you have some coin , get out of my way . spare some change ? lily : no , will you -- man : spare some change ? lily : please explain to me why that man gave you money ? man : spare some -- is this a joke ? spare some change ? lily : no , i do n't know how to tell a joke -- man : spare some change ? lily : unless it 's a knock - knock joke . do you want to hear a knock - knock joke ? man : you are not for real . can you spare some change ? lily : of course , i am . man : spare some change ? lily : will you please explain to me what to say so people will give you money ? [ man sighs ] man : like what i did with you . i hold out the cup , i say , `` spare a quarter so i could get something to eat . `` not real complicated . lily : are you hungry ? man : no . people do n't give you money for beer . lily : well , they do n't give you that much money for food , either . [ horn honks ] lily : i think -- man : spare some change ? spare some change ? [ while a siren blares , lily lifts a used cup out of a trash can and holds it out in front of passers - by . ] man : spare some change ? lily : spare some change , so i can get something to eat ? excuse me , miss . spare some change , so i can get something to eat , please ? spare some change ? spare some change , so i can get something to eat ? [ scene_break ] jack : aidan , what the hell is he doing here ? aidan : jonathan wants to help us find lily . jack : are you kid -- we do n't need his help . aidan : jack , he cares about lily as much as we do . jack : he 's the reason my daughter 's gone to start with ! jonathan : i make lily happy . you 're the reason that she 's gone . jack : do you have any leads , any leads at all ? aidan : the nypd has nothing . jack : oh . aidan : my men , the same story . jack , we will find her , ok ? [ scene_break ] [ as horns honk , lily tries to call jonathan on a pay phone . ] [ phone rings ] jack : is that my daughter ? jonathan : says it 's unavailable ! jack : lily ? lily , is that you ? [ with traffic noises in the background , lily remains silent when jack unexpectedly answers jonathan 's phone . ] [ scene_break ] babe : no -- oh , no , no , no , no . you do n't even try it . do n't start with me today . i 'm not in the mood for any of your bull . it 's -- [ babe is taken aback when kendall hugs her . ] babe : um -- kendall : i love you . babe : delirious much ? kendall : yeah , tomorrow i will probably hate your guts , but tonight i am in love with the world , including you . babe : uh -- kendall , you 're scaring me . kendall : i -- i 'm -- i 'm having a baby , and i love him . i love him so much . i ca n't wait to see him and kiss him and -- and watch him sleep . i might even count his toes . babe : you have got it bad , do n't you ? kendall : yeah , i -- and i can feel all the big things , i really can . i can feel it all over . if something ever happened to this kid , i would breathe fire . i would do anything for him . i would give my life for him . babe : hmm . kendall : i 'm a mom -- well , almost . and i can do it , i know i can . i just -- i need a little help , because i have n't really had any experience really hands - on , so -- so any hints or tips that you can give me , i would be really grateful . babe : sure . kendall : yeah , and you were right . i mean , we need to have a daycare center here at fusion , and this way i can bring spike to work as often as possible . babe : oh , no , no , no , no . you need to -- definitely time - out right there . kendall : what ? babe : `` spike `` ? no . kendall : yeah . babe : kendall -- kendall : it 's spike . it 's spike , it 's ok . babe : no . no , no , no . kendall : wait a minute . you know what ? that -- that new area that they 're working on over there ? that 's the perfect place for a playroom . [ scene_break ] [ roaming around fusion 's construction area , j.r. continues to drink out of a liquor bottle and recalls past events with babe , including intimate scenes on the beach , their wedding , and their recent romantic vacation in france . ] babe : if you want to keep telling your daddy off , do n't let me stop you . j.r. : this way to safety ! babe : oh . oh , my hero ! j.r. : do you want me to stop ? j.r. : i know what it 's like to lose you . i need you to share the rest of my life with me . i do . babe : i do . j.r. 's voice : you 've given me love , our son , and a chance to make it right . i do know that i 'll love you more than i could ever love anyone else . notre amour ne meure jamais . babe : does that mean something as beautiful as it sounds ? j.r. 's voice : `` our love will never die . `` [ scene_break ] babe : it 's that we are going to have the best on - site daycare in pine valley . kendall : top - of - the - line everything . i have no idea what that means . babe : it means cribs , playpens , changing tables , sleep areas , and play areas . that 's good . kendall : right , yes , that -- everything . see ? you 're good at this . you know nurseries , you 've done nurseries . i -- i have n't even started . babe : do n't worry . you 'll catch on quickly . kendall : ok , so when i set up my nursery at home , will you be in charge of setting up the fusion daycare center ? babe : absolutely -- are you kidding me ? i would be honored . do you know what we could do ? kendall : what ? babe : a mural , with fairy tales -- no , even better , animals , barnyards -- my favorite -- jungle , jungle theme , and we 'll have monkeys swinging from trees , right ? kendall : how about giraffes ? babe : i love it ! very cute . ok , i 'm going to check it out , see if i can get some more ideas . just let me know when simone and erin get here , ok ? kendall : ok . [ phone rings ] babe : hello ? j.r. : babe , it 's me . babe : hey , j.r. are you ok ? where are you ? j.r. : i was a jerk . i felt ambushed . i blew out of there , i 'm sorry . babe : hey , everyone that was in that room was there because we love you , especially me . j.r. : yeah , i know that now . look , can we talk ? just you and me ? babe : yeah , yeah , great . i 'll -- i 'll head home right now . j.r. : no . the last thing i want to do is see my dad . can we meet at fusion ? babe : ok . i 'll -- i 'll put some coffee on . j.r. : i do n't really feel up to seeing anyone else . could you meet me at the construction site in -- in , say , 15 minutes ? babe : yeah . yeah , i 'll be there . kendall : problem ? babe : yeah . j.r. 's been drinking again . he 's mostly mean as a snake ever since dixie got back . kendall : j.r. saw dixie ? [ scene_break ] dixie : hello . zach : how you doing ? dixie : oh , lovely . i 'm losing my mind . zach : one of my bartenders told me that your reunion with j.r. did n't go the way you 'd planned . dixie : oh , yes . it was a disaster , and it kind of went downhill from there . zach : i 'm sorry . dixie : but how are you ? how 's kendall ? did you manage to convince her to listen to you about madden ? zach : yeah . and more than that , crazy woman married me . dixie : huh . that 's great . that 's terr -- that 's wonderful . congratulations . that 's -- hey ! [ zach and dixie chuckle ] dixie : well . well , i guess she forgave you . maybe my family will forgive me . zach : do n't give up . dixie : hmm . oh , i thought you should know , i -- i tried a little chemical inducement to get the truth out of madden . zach : you did what ? dixie : um -- you know , it did n't work -- huh -- so never mind . oh . you know , i honestly -- i do n't know what i 'm going to do . i stayed in pine valley to get some answers and now i 'm in hell , and i 've taken my entire family with me . [ scene_break ] tad : well , j.r. and dixie are gone . krystal : where the hell is your head ? j.r. ripped babe apart over some paranoid fantasy , and what do you do ? you just stomp on what 's left of her . adam : this whole touchy - feely confrontation was an asinine idea . krystal : you agreed to it ! we all did . adam : no , i did n't agree to shoving dixie in my son 's face . no . now he thinks we 've ganged up on him . huh ? he 's alone . krystal : all babe wanted was for dixie to give that boy a reason why she stayed away so long , a reason other than she just did n't love him . jamie : but maybe that is the reason . maybe she does n't love any of us anymore . [ scene_break ] jack : lily , sweetheart , is that you ? if it is , please -- please , honey , just -- just tell me where you are , ok ? [ as horns honk around her , lily listens to her father but refuses to answer . ] jack : honey , i have your backpack . it has your sunglasses , your cell phone , your schedules -- everything you need . just tell me where you are and i 'll bring it to you . please , honey . lily ? lily ? [ while sirens wale and horns continue to blare loudly , lily hangs up the payphone . ] jack : damn it . jonathan : it was lily , was n't it ? that was my private call . you should n't have taken my phone ! jack : i do n't know who it was . whoever was on the other end did n't say a word . jonathan : well , whoever it was , they wanted to talk to me ! aidan : lily ran away from you once , jack . she might just have done it again . jack : she called this phone , aidan . she may call again . jonathan : that 's my phone . jack : consider it on loan . jonathan : if you take that one , then you 're the one that 's making trouble . [ scene_break ] [ amidst loud traffic noises and bright lights flashing all around , lily 's senses are overloaded , so she covers her ears and staggers about on the busy street of new york city . ] lily : no , no , no , no . no , no , no , no . no , no . no , no , no , no . no , no . no , no , no , no , no ! [ horn honks ] [ scene_break ] adam : well , i 've had enough of good intentions and dixie to last me a lifetime . i 'm going to bed . krystal : do n't wait up . tad : maybe jamie 's right . maybe we just do n't rate as far as dixie is concerned . you know , we keep trying to figure out how she could do something like this -- keep waiting for answers she 's not prepared to give . brooke : well , whatever her reasons are , maybe in time , she will tell us . tad : maybe we 're just asking the wrong question . the real question is , who cares ? it 's perfectly obvious that dixie does n't . i do n't know why we should keep banging our heads against the wall . krystal : no , you do n't -- you do n't mean that . tad : yes , i do . she has made it crystal clear that she does not need us . j.r. does . we need to help him find a way to let her go . maybe we should all just let her go . [ scene_break ] dixie : you should have seen j.r . he was so hurt . he was so upset . i almost told him everything . zach : but you did n't . dixie : no , i ca n't . i ca n't do that . he would never understand . besides , i do n't have kate . zach : well , maybe if you told him the truth , maybe he would understand . dixie : no , no , no . you do n't know j.r. that would just make things much , much worse . no , i -- i have to find kate . i have to find her . i have to -- i have to bring her home and show her to them . i made a mess out of so many people 's lives . finding kate , bringing her home to her family -- that 's -- that 's the one good thing left that i can do . zach : you had a rough time . let me take care of madden . i 'll bring kate to you . dixie : zach , that 's not your responsibility . zach : i want to help . dixie : you just got married . you know , go home . go take care of kendall . she 's about to have a baby . you take care of your family , i 'll take care of mine . zach : what do you have in mind ? dixie : well , i guess you 're just going to have to wait and see . [ scene_break ] kendall : dixie back from the dead , no explanation ? j.r. must be out of his mind . babe : he is . and i do n't know what to do . he 's such a mess , i ca n't even get through to him . kendall : well , until about five minutes ago , i was a huge mess about this baby . i just wanted to do the right thing , but i had no idea what that was . and when dixie lost her baby , who knows how she could have spun out ? babe : yeah , but four years of spinning ? come on . kendall : does n't mean she does n't love j.r . babe : and you know that , and i know that , but we both also know j.r. , and if he ca n't trust dixie , how can he trust me ? kendall : can he trust you ? babe : kendall , i swear to you , i love j.r. so much , and i will fight to make this marriage work . but the problem is , is that j.r. wo n't fight , not even for himself or for us . i do n't want to lose him , but i do n't even know how to save him , either . kendall : well , j.r. is a tough one , i got to say . love , trust -- all or nothing . something we have in common . he has pulled me out of some very dark places so many times . so i 'll talk to him . babe : would you really ? kendall , if you can get him through this , i 'll -- i 'll owe you for the rest of my life . kendall : i 'm doing it for j.r. , not you . [ scene_break ] brooke : it 's never been easy for you to let dixie go . tad : if she can do it , i can do it . i 'll just follow her lead . krystal : well , she did have a four - year head start . brooke : what could have happened that made dixie stay away ? tad : what if it was n't a what ? what if it was a who ? what if she 's been in love with some guy for the last few years , and he 's waiting for her even as we speak ? you know ? we find him , we 'll find the truth . krystal : are you sure you want to get down to the nitty - gritty ? tad : you mean , discover that dixie 's been in love for the last five years with a pile of euro - trash ? no . but finding the answer is the only way we 're going to get any peace . right now , i wish i -- to god i had never walked into hayward 's cabin . you know , by now , dixie would have come and gone . she would n't have been a blip on the screen . j.r. would be ok . brooke : so would you . tad : i 'm sick of this . if we find out who dixie really is , maybe j.r. will be able to let go . we all will . brooke : what if the truth just makes everything worse ? [ scene_break ] [ in fusion 's construction zone , j.r. imagines babe screaming as she 's being buried by falling construction material . he then approaches the stack of building material and cuts the strap holding it all together . ] [ scene_break ] aidan : give jonathan back his phone . jack : aidan , why would i do that ? this may be the only link we have to my daughter . aidan : just give it to him . it 's for the best . jack : here you go , jonathan . jonathan : thank you . jack : i pay you to know what you 're doing . jonathan : what ? what ? aidan -- aidan , are you - are you working for him , too . aidan , that means if you find lily , you -- you 'll tell jack before you tell me . you 'll take her right to him . aidan : i 'm sorry , jonathan . i 'm just trying to help . jonathan : i do n't want your help now , aidan . jack , lily 's 18 . that means that she can do whatever she wants . she 's an adult . and she wants to be with me . she really wants to be . i 'm going to go find lily alone without your help , aidan . and we 're going to be together . [ scene_break ] [ in the big noisy city , sirens blare and horns continue honking as lily sits rocking back and forth while holding on to her knees . ] lily : my plan is n't working . my plan is n't working . my plan is n't working . my plan is n't working . [ scene_break ] tad : the answers we get about dixie may not be the ones we want , but it ca n't be any uglier than this . if it helps out j.r. , then i 'm all for it . so , i 'm going to find out every last thing there is to know about the last four years of dixie cooney martin . [ scene_break ] dixie : congratulations again on getting married . zach : thank you . where are you going ? dixie : out . zach : out ? you 're not going to tell me what you 're going to do , what your plans are ? dixie : find your bride . get started on your honeymoon . hey , hey , hey ! [ zach grabs dixie 's purse and extracts a gun . ] [ scene_break ] [ when he hears someone approaching the construction area of fusion , j.r. assumes it 's his wife , and hides behind the scaffolding . after he 's pushed all the heavy material down , j.r. goes back to the other side and is horrified to find kendall unconscious under the debris instead of babe . ] j.r. : kendall -- [ next_on ] erica : do n't you come near my daughter , do n't you touch her ! greg : i 'm her ob - gyn . ryan : she fired you . greg : your unborn child is in jeopardy . dixie : he has an island ? so that he can steal babies ? zach : madden thought of everything . dixie : you 're coming with me . zach : no , you 're coming with me .
jonathan goes to talk to aidan , desperate to find lily . he tells aidan he will hire him or do whatever he needs in order to find lily . lily is lost and stranded in new york city . she finally gets some change and calls jonathan on his cell phone . but when it rings , jack has also arrived at aidan 's and he grabs the cell phone out of jonathan 's hand . he asks lily where she is and tells her he loves her and wants her back . she freaks from the red lights and loud noises and does not respond . and then she hangs up . jonathan reminds jack that he ( jack ) is the reason lily has run away and if something happens to her , jack is responsible . kendall declares that she is happy and for one day , she will be nice to babe . she informs babe that she 's finally bonding with her baby . babe is happy with that but reveals to kendall that she is having some real problems with jr . jr calls and asks to meet babe by the construction site . and he keeps having visions of babe having a terrible accident at the construction site . still , nobody forgives dixie now knows her secret . but she talks to zach about the secret involving dr. madden taking kate from her .
kendall : greenlee , the presentation is in the lounge . where are you going ? greenlee : to the airport . i 'm getting on the next flight to africa and i 'm bringing aidan home . kendall : no , no . listen to me . aidan would want you to stay here , and be safe , and not worry about him . greenlee : not worry ? my fiancé is about to land in a war zone . kendall : ok , he 'll be back before you know it . greenlee : no , i have a bad feeling about this , that he wo n't be back at all . kendall : hey . stop . positive thoughts . positive thoughts for aidan and fusion . greenlee : how can i sell perfume when my fiancé is dealing with kidnappers and guns ? kendall : all right . listen to me . i know it 's hard , ok ? but , greenlee , this is big . i mean , this is huge . we have a chance to put our charm ! fragrance in every japan department store . i need you . are you with us ? good . ok . let 's make aidan proud . come on . [ scene_break ] annie : that 'll make an impression . but not as big an impression as this . oops . [ annie sighs ] [ scene_break ] ryan : i got your message . zach : have a seat . ryan : you said that we have a situation . what 's going on ? zach : the aids project that you got cambias involved with in africa -- you got cambias involved with an aids project in africa and the lead doctor has been kidnapped by rebels . [ scene_break ] captain : work faster . jake : i 'm doing the best that i can . captain : if i die , you die . jake : yes , i got that part . i can get this bullet out if you just lay still . [ captain screams in pain ] jake : ok . captain : i will cut your throat . jake : i 'm sure you will . but i 'm a doctor , i 'm here to save lives . if you just lie still , then i 'll save yours . [ the captain pants ] jake : hold him down , please . [ scene_break ] cassandra : i just have to find my mp3 player . colby : just use mine . cassandra : no , but my friend made me this mix -- french hip hop . it 's so cool . you got to hear it . oh , there it is . colby : you did n't have to change . [ scene_break ] angie : i wish cassandra would have come with us . jesse : hey , you do n't think she rain checked because of me , do you ? angie : oh , baby , no . i think she just arrived from paris and wants to get settled at home . jesse : settled at home . wow . i like the way that sounds . here , have a seat . krystal : seriously . would you think -- tad : i am serious . krystal : tad -- excuse me . why would adam pretend to be crazy ? tad : what do you mean , `` why `` ? the same reason that jenny cries . because he 's an infant and he 's desperate for your attention . that 's why . krystal : i do n't think it 's an act . i think adam has real psychological problems . tad : ok . ok , terrific . if you 're right , i 'm thrilled . because , you know , in the interest of justice , i would love nothing more than to see him carted off to the loony bin . i just do n't think i 'm lucky enough for them to buy that pathetic routine . krystal : you did n't have to mock him , tad . that was just plain mean . tad : krystal -- honey , i love you . i respect you . you got a good heart . one of the best . it 's full of love to give to other people , but you are wasting it on adam chandler . [ scene_break ] adam : dixie . oh , father clarence . is this more of your hocus pocus ? is this amusing to you ? harassing me this way ? first , christmas eve visions of krystal , and now dixie ? well , i 'm so frightened , i just hardly know what to do . i guess maybe i 'll just wait right here for the next bomb to drop . come on , padre . bring it on . [ scene_break ] greenlee 's voice : you blew it , annie . kendall : do you have any idea what you cost us ? greenlee : you do n't belong here . you never did . go home and bake cookies . ryan : hey , hey , hey , hey . that 's enough . all right , annie did n't do anything wrong . you guys are just jealous and you 're spiteful , because i love her . you know what ? you both make me sick . come here . kendall : ok , are we all set ? are we ready to go ? greenlee : we better be . these guys are a very tough sell . annie : do n't worry , i have a feeling it is going to be a hit . kendall : ok . oh , i think they 're coming . greenlee : ok , let 's get ready . babe : welcome , welcome . [ babe speaks japanese ] amanda : how do you say `` welcome `` in japanese ? babe : gentlemen , this is fusion . amanda : we 're so honored that you flew 3,000 miles -- babe : 8,000 -- amanda : a whole lot of miles to be here . greenlee : mr. matsumoto , mr. tanaka , mr. hayashi . kendall : dozo yoroshiku . mr. matsumoto : we 're pleased to meet you , too . my colleagues and i speak fluent english . greenlee : of course , you do . we 've talked on the phone . i 'm greenlee smythe , and this is -- kendall : i 'm kendall slater , and we have a wonderful presentation for you today . but , first , some gifts . greenlee : we knew how much you like baseball . kendall : so this is a token of our appreciation for your visit . greenlee : yes , signed by the entire phillies roster . kendall : ok . yes . we hope you enjoy . mr. matsumoto : thank you . kendall : of course . so , now , if you 'd like to take a seat , we have a wonderful presentation , as i said . we 're going to show you fusion 's hottest new product . greenlee : a surefire winner called charm ! please sit . let us know if you would like anything to drink . make yourselves comfortable . mr. matsumoto : ah , thank you . kendall : let the show begin . [ scene_break ] ryan : an aids project in africa ? what are -- you got to back up and fill me in a little bit . zach : a few months ago , you decided to start a nonprofit company , do some good , get cambias involved , and we would change the world one country at a time . ryan : `` we `` as in you and me ? zach : mm - hmm . we were going to go to africa together . ryan : and we did n't , i 'm assuming . zach : no , we did n't . but you did a lot of work over there . you got the right doctors in the right places . medical supplies . ryan : wow . con man gives back , huh ? how about that ? and what about this doctor that was kidnapped ? how long have you known about this ? zach : not that long . ryan : and i 'm just finding out about it right now ? zach : word gets out and people get hurt . ryan : so , you thought by telling me , it would put lives at risk ? look , zach , i understand that this is a dangerous situation . i understand that you had to act quickly , but i 've lost my memory , all right ? not my mind . zach : point taken . ryan : all right . now , this doctor . what 's going on ? is he ok ? zach : i sent aidan , so we 'll find out when he gets there . ryan : what 's his name ? zach : jake martin . [ scene_break ] jake : take it easy . take it easy . wait , wait , wait . there she is . there she is . ladies and gentlemen , the bullet we 've been waiting for . and all i have to do is pull her out . [ scene_break ] ryan : jake martin , tad 's brother ? zach : that 's one of the reasons we want to keep it quiet . ryan : you do n't think that his family should know ? zach : i think we should let aidan do his job and then give the martins the good news . ryan : so , joe and ruth have no idea about this at all ? zach : neither does tad . [ scene_break ] angie : listen -- jesse : she told me -- angie : jesse and i are making a to - do list for our wedding . tad : yeah , you want me to start planning the bachelor party ? angie : anyhow , we found a wonderful caterer , and now we 're looking into flowers and music . and tomorrow , i 'm going shopping for a dress . krystal : ooh , i want to go with you . tad : terrific . oh , me , too . angie : listen , i was going to ask you , but i did n't want to impose . krystal : oh , please , i would love to . jesse : it 's our turn . we 're up , dude -- pool table . tad : hey , hey , hey . ladies ? jesse : move it . krystal : have fun . tad : yeah . you know , if you 're bored , you should stop by chandler 's later . adam 's got himself one hell of a one - man show . jesse : what ? tad : he 's so desperate to get krystal back he 's pretending to be crazy , so she 'll feel sorry for him . jesse : heads . how do you know if a guy like adam chandler is crazy or just being adam chandler ? tad : not you , too . because it 's adam we 're talking about . it 's ridiculous . he 's pretending to talk to people that are n't there . says he sees things flying across the room by himself . ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh . jesse : so , you 're absolutely sure he 's not faking it -- that 's he 's actually careened over the edge ? tad : absolutely . jesse : so , what are you worried about , man ? there 's no way krystal would fall for some junk like that . tad : yeah , you think . jesse : he really had a hold on her , huh ? tad : still does . [ scene_break ] adam : i 'm not insane . no , i 'm -- there must be an absolutely logical explanation for all of these incidents . there -- well , let 's see . they started about the time i started taking those anti - anxiety medications . of course . it 's the -- these pills . well , that 's the end of that . huh . the end of that . now , back to work . [ adam opens up his briefcase and looks through his papers ] adam : this is not possible . this is kate 's adoption certificate . it ca n't be . i ate it ! hmm . i know what this is . just -- it 's just -- just -- just visions . just -- it 's -- it 's -- the idea is to try to make me think that i 'm mad . well , i 'm not . do you hear me ? i 'm not . you hear me ? it wo n't work . it wo n't work . [ dixie laughs ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : as you 're well aware , the demand for fragrance in the japanese market has skyrocketed . kendall : and fusion is the perfect company to meet that rising demand . greenlee : and charm ! is the perfect product . it 's fresh , it 's fabulous , and it 's flying off the shelves in our country . kendall : yes . now , inside this bottle is magic . women everywhere -- greenlee : and men . kendall : yes , and men are falling under its spell . greenlee : so , sit back , relax , and allow us to charm you . babe : gentlemen , charm ! is truly living up to its name . as our co - founders mentioned , the sales figures are astronomical . in the past three months alone , fusion cosmetics has not only beaten our major competitors , we have increased our sales -- greenlee : thanks for making me stay . you 're right , this is huge . kendall : yep . one wrong move , and it sayonara . babe : you can see that that is definitely happening . as you can see , the women of fusion are poised to become serious players on the world stage . kendall : um , ahem . ahem , ok , um -- oh -- there 's a little problem . greenlee : uh , what ? kendall : oh , my god . oh , my -- babe : you know , it 's just a computer glitch , that 's all . it 's fine . kendall : those darn computer viruses . they always go wrong at the wrong time . can you make this stop please ? greenlee : you wo n't be laughing when i impale you on a pole . will you help ? amanda : gentlemen , would you like some water ? some popcorn ? kendall : amanda . amanda : it 's sort of like a movie . what ? ok , ok . annie : the keyboard is locked . babe : keep trying . greenlee : turn it off . annie : i 'm trying . greenlee : fix it . babe : i do n't understand what went wrong -- i load graphics on this all the time . it always works . greenlee : how the hell did this happen ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so , no one else knows that jake martin was kidnapped ? zach : not even kendall . ryan : and yet you decide to tell me . why ? zach : because i could really use your help with this . ryan : i have n't felt a real sense of purpose in -- well , about as long as i can remember . for whatever that 's worth . but it feels good to know that i was a part of something that was trying to do some good . so , thank you for telling me that . now , to make it right again , how could i help ? [ scene_break ] [ since his guards have all disappeared , jake has the opportunity to make a run for it ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : what did you do ? annie : i must have pressed the wrong button or something . greenlee : you 're joking . that has to be a joke . how did a video of us pole dancing end up in a sales presentation ? annie : i do n't know . greenlee : we could have made millions . now , the only cash we 'll see is dollar bill tips . annie : ok , i 'm sorry . what do you want me to do ? go -- maybe i can go explain to them . greenlee : you think they 're going to take us seriously after `` fusion gone wild `` ? kendall : ok . all right , you two . get back in the room now . babe : we 're trying to fix the computer , and amanda 's trying to distract the men . kendall : yes , who can hear you . can you please keep it down ? greenlee : no . no , i want them to hear how incompetent , how unprofessional , how stunningly unprepared -- babe : greenlee , easy . greenlee : you know what ? we ca n't succeed -- we ca n't survive without partnership . if one person says that they can do a job and they do n't follow through , everything falls apart . we 're done . do you understand ? kendall : ok . come here a minute . please . come here . listen . i know you 're upset about aidan , ok , but can you take it down a notch ? please ? greenlee : i 'd like to strangle her with my bare hands . kendall : listen to me . she 's going through a very tough time lately . greenlee : oh , ryan does n't remember her -- boo - hoo . do your job . kendall : that 's not fair . greenlee : well , thanks to annie , you and i are the go - go sisters of japan . is that registering on any level ? kendall : we hit a snag , ok ? we 'll bounce back . we always do . annie : i know how much this presentation meant to you and to fusion . and it 's all my fault . so , if you want me gone , i 'll go . [ scene_break ] ryan : the kidnappers -- what do they want ? zach : a million dollars . ryan : so , we give them the money , and they give us jake . zach : that 's doubtful . they do n't play by the rules . ryan : all right , negotiations are out . zach : aidan is an expert on tactics . ryan : so getting him in there should n't be a major problem . it 's getting him out that is a whole different story . so , what is the escape route ? zach : airlift . ryan : and you feel confident that your men can do this with no casualties ? zach : i hope so . ryan : tad has already lost a wife , a sister , a daughter . we can not let him lose a brother , too . [ scene_break ] tad : you got to respect krystal . she tries to fight the good fight , but somehow she just gets sucked back in . jesse : so where are you in all this ? knowing your wife ca n't shake another man . [ scene_break ] angie : is everything ok ? i 've noticed tension between you and tad . krystal : yeah . we were just kind of having one of those husband - and - wife squabbles . you know ? the kind you just keep having over and over and over again . angie : and no one ever wins . kendall : yeah . angie : i know this is going to sound strange , but i 'm actually enjoying those squabbles . i never thought i 'd have them again . krystal : you got your family back . angie : and i just ca n't stop saying it . it 's a miracle . all of us , together and safe . [ scene_break ] colby : who are you calling ? cassandra : my mom . colby : i thought you left her a note . cassandra : yeah , i know , but you know moms . [ phone rings ] angie : hi , cassandra . hi , sweetheart . listen , we 'll be home soon . we 're just -- you want to spend the night at colby chandler 's house ? how do you even know her ? well , baby , you 're barely unpacked . oh , all right . all right . well , i 'll see you tomorrow , then . i love you , too , sweetheart . [ when cassandra and colby leave the apartment , robert comes out of hiding ] robert : you have what i want , angie . it 's time to give it up . [ scene_break ] angie : i have n't seen my daughter in almost a year , and already she 's on a sleepover . krystal : oh , well , that 's what girls her age do . ditch mama for the friends . angie : yeah , i 'm just wondering if this is n't more about jesse . maybe she 's not comfortable around him . krystal : oh , no . that 's just what teenagers do . and do n't be surprised if she ends up back home tonight . angie : what do you mean ? krystal : adam is having more episodes . angie : i gave him medication for the panic attacks . krystal : yeah , yeah , well whatever 's eating him is getting worse . he 's seeing things , he 's hearing things , he 's talking to people that are n't there . i know i should n't care , but i -- i do . [ scene_break ] tad : hmm . you know , i am worried about krystal . i ca n't help it . i ca n't stand the fact that a man like adam can manipulate her so easily . jesse : so , what are you going to do about it , thaddeus ? tad : protect jenny . that 's my job , is n't it ? she 's my daughter . jesse : krystal 's your wife . tad : no , no , no , no . that 's different . we both came to this dance with a whole lot of baggage . that 's ok . it may not be written in the stars like you and angela , but we definitely have an understanding . and i love her . i do . jesse : but she 's not dixie , huh ? [ scene_break ] dixie : what 's wrong , adam ? you look a little pale . [ dixie chuckles ] adam : that was you in the -- in the mirror ? dixie : in the flesh . well , not exactly . so , everyone thinks you 're losing your marbles . would n't it be something if you ended up in the same padded cell you had me thrown into ? adam : you still have your sense of humor . and you look -- dixie : pretty darn good , huh ? considering i 'm dead . you know , i 've been gone more than a year and nothing 's changed . adam : especially you . dixie : i meant here in this room . that 's the spot where the poison hit me . adam : ah , yes . i 've been thinking of having a plaque installed there to mark the spot . dixie : ah -- something to remember me by ? how sweet . adam : yes , you 've made resurrection a bit of a habit , have n't you ? dixie : i must say , adam , you are remarkably relaxed . adam : you do n't think i really believe this is happening , do you ? dixie : oh , why not ? i 'm standing right in front of you . adam : you were my medication . you 're a side effect . an hallucination . dixie : hallucination . hmm . adam : yeah . frankly , i was hoping for marilyn monroe . dixie : well , blondes do have more fun . [ dixie laughs as she causes a whole lot of special effects around the room ] [ scene_break ] annie : i can pack up my desk right now if you want . mr. matsumoto : excuse me . my colleagues and i would like to thank you for a very interesting presentation . greenlee : please accept our apologies . kendall : if there is anything we can do to make up for our crazy computer error -- [ mr. matsumoto laughs ] mr. matsumoto : that was the most delightful meeting we 've ever attended . congratulations . charm ! is coming to japan . [ scene_break ] ryan : this map just shows the main roads . do you have anything that 's more detailed than this ? zach : i was hoping you did . ryan : working in africa was my idea , right ? so , i must have searched the area . maybe i do have some information that we could use . zach : go . [ scene_break ] captain : you did n't escape . jake : oh . do no harm . they should put an asterisk next to that part of the credo . do no harm unless you have guns pointed at your head . [ the captain breathes heavily ] jake : do no harm unless you have a man 's word that he wo n't kill you . i 'm trying to help him and his people . ok . all right . good news -- you 're going to live . you 're welcome , by the way . [ scene_break ] adam : you 're really a ghost . [ dixie makes ghostly noises ] adam : no , just -- stop it ! [ dixie laughs ] dixie : come on , adam . do n't tell me you 're surprised i came back to haunt you . adam : why should you haunt me ? i treated you with nothing but kindness . dixie : oh , right . yes , you `` kindly `` shipped me off to a mental institution so you could steal my son and the only crazy thing i ever did was marry you . adam : well -- so , you want revenge . you want to -- because i put you in a straitjacket , you want to put me in one , too . dixie : tempting as that is , no . that is not why i 'm here . you just ca n't seem to get rid of this , can you ? adam : that 's confidential . dixie : first you locked it in a safe , then you threw it in a fire -- even tried to digest it . now that was entertaining . adam : why do n't you -- why are you here ? why do n't you go off and flutter around our son or that idiot tad martin ? dixie : how can you keep this from tad ? no matter how much you hate him , you have no right to deny him his daughter . adam : i do n't owe that jackass a single thing . dixie : tad has been through hell wondering if kate is safe , if she 's happy , if she 's loved , and you have the answers right here ! it 's too late for me , but it is not too late for tad . you can give him his child . adam : and you -- you 've come down here from the great beyond to talk to me about the baby that you misplaced ? dixie : i came to make you do the right thing . adam : well , you wasted the trip , baby . this discussion is over . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , that 's it . we have a deal . mr. matsumoto : you 'll have the final contract next week . greenlee : thank you , all , so much . kendall : yes , thank you . babe : thank you . kendall : ok . be well . greenlee : bye . babe : well , we did it . i do n't know how . kendall : annie , you , my friend , made this happen . you did . greenlee : i am so sorry i came down so hard on you before . kendall : you are a true fusion woman , and you are here to stay . so , we 're going to celebrate . do you guys want champagne ? greenlee : now you 're talking . kendall : we 're going to have a drink . amanda : i 'll get the glasses . greenlee : i 'll join you . babe : hey , are you -- are you ok ? annie : sure . why would n't i be ? [ scene_break ] zach : a man 's life is at stake . you get me what i need . what did you find ? ryan : detailed maps of the area . it 's got roads , villages , building , and what 's beneath the buildings . we got to get these to aidan , so they 're there when he arrives . zach : we 'll get it done . nothing 's going to happen tonight . let 's call it a day , ok ? we 'll pick it up again tomorrow . [ ryan sighs ] [ scene_break ] angie : when i was treating adam for the panic attacks , i gave him the name of a top psychiatrist . krystal : he 's way too stubborn to see a shrink . angie : well , if he 's hearing voices , i 'd say it 's time to swallow his pride . listen , if you want me to , if you think it will help , i 'll talk to him with you . krystal : thank you . i appreciate that . you probably think i 'm nuts getting all bent out of shape over a man who treated me like dirt . angie : well , you ca n't help what the heart wants . krystal : it sure is a lot easier when the heart wants the good ones . angie : and you have one of the best . [ scene_break ] adam : what 's with all the razzle - dazzle ? why do n't you just take this paper and give it to tad yourself ? dixie : i do n't think it 's right . [ adam laughs ] adam : you ca n't do it , can you ? you can rise from the dead , but you ca n't send a fax . ha - ha ! you call yourself a ghost ? dixie : it does n't work that way , ok ? you 're the one who has to give the paper to tad . you think i 'd be here otherwise ? adam : admit it . you miss me . dixie : oh -- adam , a time is coming when you are going to have to make a critical decision , and you will do this . adam : no , not a chance . no , tad martin tore my family apart ! i 'm not going to help you put his back together . dixie : we are talking about a child here , a little girl . adam : no , we 're talking about tad martin , and he has a little girl . i know because he stole her from me . dixie : do you hear yourself ? do you hear how selfish and cruel you sound ? adam : you can haunt me till the day i die . i will never give this paper to tad martin . [ scene_break ] jesse : my offer stands , man . i 'm going to help you find your daughter . tad : look , i love you for offering , but -- jesse : nah , no `` buts , `` man . i 'm not talking about running out of here and hunting her down tonight , but tomorrow morning first thing , i 'm your boy . tad : you do n't understand , ok ? i 've been looking for kate for two solid years . i 'm very good at my job . i 've searched all over the world , and i 've come up with nothing . and i mean nothing . at this point , the only thing i can hope for is a miracle . [ scene_break ] [ adam sighs ] cassandra : holy -- this place is bigger than the louvre . colby : it 's just a house . [ cassandra laughs ] adam : i never listened to you before . why should i start now ? colby : dad , what are you doing ? adam : oh -- yeah , i was just rehearsing a speech i have to make tomorrow at the board . that 's all . colby : uh , this is my friend cassandra . she 's going to stay the night . adam : pleasure . why do n't you two ladies go upstairs and get settled in ? colby : are you sure you 're ok ? adam : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . just go on . i 'll come up later and say good night . colby : see what i mean ? cassandra : you were right . your dad 's definitely acting kind of weird . adam : all right , you disappear , you reappear , you could send an army of zombies after me . it is n't going to change the way i feel about tad martin . [ dixie hums `` you are my sunshine ] adam : you used to sing that when j.r. was a baby . you may be a lousy ghost , but you were a very good mother . dixie : do n't try to butter me up . i should have given j.r. a better father . he should n't have been a chandler . he should have been a martin . [ scene_break ] jesse : i ca n't promise you any miracles , tad . tad : i 'm telling you , the case is cold . it 's ice cold . jesse : yeah , well , it 's a good thing you 've got 00-hubbard on the case to light a fire under that case 's behind . [ phone rings ] tad : you 're incorrigible . yeah . no , no , i 'm -- are you sure ? you 're absolutely sure ? no -- ok . all right , fine . i 'll get in touch with you . jesse : who was that ? krystal : tad ? what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] bartender : what can i get you ? annie : i will have whatever will make me forget the fact that nothing went right today . bartender : you got it . annie : thank you . ryan : hey . how you doing ? busy day ? annie : uneventful . you ? ryan : busy . good though , good -- just very productive . i 'm working with zach , actually . it 's kind of strange , is n't it ? annie : that 's nice to hear . you guys used to be good friends . thank you . bartender : you 're welcome . ryan : wow , straight scotch . i 've never seen you drink that before , or have i ? annie : ok , i lied . my day totally sucked . ryan : is there anything that i can do ? annie : yeah . singer : this time i 'm not afraid to let it show annie : sorry . i know i 'm not supposed to do that . we 're just friends , good friends . singer : i 'll never let you go ♪ [ scene_break ] kendall : mmm . you have n't touched your champagne . i know . let 's go down to confusion to celebrate . aidan is going to come back to you , i promise . greenlee : you ca n't make that promise . no one can . [ zach walks in as kendall hugs greenlee ] [ scene_break ] [ jake 's cell door closes and locks after the rebels carry out their captain ] [ scene_break ] robert : worthless scribbles . [ scene_break ] jesse : well , speak up , boy . who was on the phone ? tad : it was a friend of mine . listen , that was tammy , the woman i told you was , like , trying to track down hazel morehouse . krystal : dr. madden 's assistant ? tad : right . she was this r.n . , right ? she knew madden 's whole operation inside and out . i mean , if he was giving away babies , she 'd have to know who was taking them . if anybody could tell us where kate is , it would be her . krystal : wait , wait . after madden died , i mean , did n't she disappear ? tad : uh - huh , until now . krystal : oh , my god . tad : yeah , yeah -- all right , just excuse me , excuse me . check . bartender : here you go . tad : what do you say , dixie ? may just have gotten our miracle . [ scene_break ] dixie : you have work to do , mister . adam : go spook someone else , lady . i 'm done . dixie : ha ! oh , adam , adam , adam . you just do n't get it , do you ? this time , you do things my way or -- adam : or what ? [ dixie laughs ] dixie : or you will be very sorry . [ dixie laughs then disappears into the fireplace as a huge fire flares up ] [ next_on ] kendall ( to greenlee ) : we 're going to stay here as long as you want to until you find the wedding dress of your dreams . aidan ( to the african rebels ) : i guess you 're not the pizza delivery boys . adam ( to opal ) : i need you to tell me if my house is haunted .
after adam finds kathy 's indestructible adoption certificate in his briefcase , dixie materializes in his living room and uses some fancy special effects to prove she 's really a ghost back to pressure him into doing the right thing and unite tad with his daughter , but adam refuses to help the man who tore his family apart . when colby brings cassandra home , adam assures her he 's fine , but she can tell he 's troubled . once alone with him again , dixie declares adam will be very sorry if he does n't do things her way . while tad tells jesse that he wishes krystal did n't care so much about adam , she enlists angie 's help , because she ca n't stop from worrying about her ex - husband 's mental condition . tad 's hopes of finding kate soar when he gets a lead on dr. madden 's nurse hazel . alone in the hubbard 's apartment , robert 's search for the stuffed elephant leads him to a book of drawings .
david : you 're moving out ? marissa : it seemed like a good idea . david : all right , look . i 'm sorry for coming down on you at confusion . when j.r. is in the mix , i tend to overreact . but that 's no reason to move out . marissa : i never should have come in the first place . david : i asked you to stay , remember ? besides , you ca n't afford rent . what are you going to do , camp out in the park ? marissa : i got a job at the yacht club . i work tables . i get room and board . david : does krystal know this ? marissa : give her this for me ? david : you 're not going to say goodbye ? marissa : thanks for the bed . krystal : what 's that ? david : you tell me . [ scene_break ] adam : oh , blast it . chandler 's down 9 % . what -- give me that back . gayle : no stress . doctor 's orders . adam : i feel fine . gayle : mr. chandler , if you do n't take them , i 'll have to report it to your doctors . adam : there , you satisfied ? ah . yeah . thank you . j.r. , come in here . j.r. : what 's up ? adam : where is it ? j.r. : where 's what ? adam : no , do n't play games with me . where 's the file ? [ scene_break ] ryan : excuse me . any word on ian slater ? nurse : are you family ? ryan : not exactly . nurse : i 'm sorry . i ca n't give out any information . ryan : joe -- [ scene_break ] scott : hey . jake : hey . scott : i paged you a half an hour ago . jake : ah , i 'm sorry . i do n't have my -- what is it ? what 's up ? scott : we might have found someone who needs our valve . there 's just one problem . [ scene_break ] joe : we 're giving ian medication to increase his cardiac output , but unfortunately , he has not responded the way we hoped . zach : what does that mean ? joe : we need to replace his valve now , or he wo n't make it through the week . [ scene_break ] taylor : they say frankie 's missing . that 's it . no further details at this time . angie : then when ? the ambush was yesterday . do n't they know that he has -- he has family ? he has loved ones who are just worried sick about him . or do n't they even -- jesse : baby , baby . here , here . hey , i 'll tell you what . why do n't i finish up breakfast . angie : i do n't -- i do n't want breakfast , jesse ! i do n't want breakfast ! i want answers ! answers ! [ phone rings ] jesse : jesse hubbard . jesse : they want to talk to you . [ scene_break ] krystal : where did you get this ? david : marissa asked me to give it to you . she moved out . krystal : `` dear krystal , thank you for everything you 've done , but i 've intruded long enough . i never meant to upset you or your husband . i promise i 'll find a way to pay you back for everything you 've done . marissa . `` david : did something happen ? krystal : i lost my temper . i -- she was only trying to help , and i told her to mind her own business . and she finds this in the fireplace . i ca n't even imagine what she must think . david : to be honest , i 'm a little curious myself . why would you burn a picture of marissa and her family ? krystal : because i did n't want anyone to know the truth . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i did n't take any file . adam : are you denying that you searched the entire house the moment after i left for the hospital in hopes of proving that i 'm a cold - blooded killer ? j.r. : what is in this mystery file that 's so important ? adam : well , it was n't a confession , if that 's what you 're after . do you really think that i could set up to kill babe ? j.r. : you hated her . you hated my mother , too . adam : well , if i killed everybody i did n't like , this would be a very small town . j.r. : you were smiling . adam : what are you talking about ? j.r. : the day that my mother died . i saw you in the window . i lost my mother . and you were smiling . [ scene_break ] jake : complete stenosis of the aorta , blood pressure 's in the tank , vitals , they just suck . this baby needs a valve replacement . if he does n't get one , his heart 's going to give out . scott : so then he 's a candidate for our valve . jake : yeah , textbook . scott : we could save this little boy 's life . the problem is hayward does n't think that i will convince the parents to take the risk . jake : well , the thing that hayward 's forgetting is that parents -- most parents would do anything to save their children . [ scene_break ] zach : what options do we have ? joe : there are two kinds of valves , mechanical and biological . the biological ones are made of tissue from humans or animals . kendall : which one is the best ? joe : mechanical ones are stronger , and they last longer . but they 're more susceptible to clotting , which can result in stroke or death , so ian would have to be on anti - coagulants for the rest of his life , and those drugs , of course , carry some risks of their own such as increased bleeding from minor injuries . zach : well , then it 's biological . joe : the biological ones have less risk of clotting , but they break down much faster . kendall : break down ? joe : yeah . kendall : so he 'd have to go through these surgeries again ? joe : in all probability , yes , maybe several times . erica : there has to be another option . joe : wish there were . technology just is n't there . erica : oh , excuse me . i have to make a phone call . i forgot . adam , it 's erica again . i need to talk to you . i need to know more about that heart valve -- for ian . kendall : what kind of a choice is this ? medication that could make a simple nosebleed fatal or surgery after surgery , and no matter which one we choose , ian could still die . zach : well , we 'll make the right choice . we 'll manage . kendall : i do n't want to manage , ok ? i do n't . i want him happy and safe and -- and good . i got to get some air . i got to get out of here . [ zach watches as ryan comforts a weeping kendall . ] [ scene_break ] randi : ok . yeah , i understand . thank you . frankie 's been wounded . jesse : how bad is it ? angie : is -- is he stable ? natalia : where is he ? randi : they 're flying him to germany for treatment . brot : to landstuhl . randi : yeah . angie : well , what did they say about his wounds ? is he conscious ? is it critical ? randi : they just said he 's wounded and that they 'll call us when they know more . angie : well , they knew enough to put him on a plane . jesse : well , that 's a start . natalia : germany ? why would they fly him there ? why did n't they just treat him where he was ? taylor : because -- because landstuhl is where he 'll receive the best care . randi : so he 's going to be ok , right ? he 's going to be fine , taylor , right ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you know -- you know how it 's been for me since babe died . i lost our baby , and there 's no chance of me ever giving you another child . and then i learned that marissa 's parents had been killed and -- it 's just as if i 'm being punished , as if god is punishing me . david : no , krystal . i do n't believe god is in the practice of punishing women as loving as you . krystal : but if i 'd only done things differently . david : krystal , you have to stop blaming yourself for any of it . krystal : i know how much you wanted another child , david . david : yeah , i would have loved to have had another daughter or son with you . but it did n't happen , and that is not your fault . krystal : i am so sorry . david : oh , all right , enough . none of that , ok ? but i would still like to know why you burned that picture . krystal : i -- i was just going through some old pictures , and it was just -- it was too much . and so i just thought if i burned them , i would burn away the pain . the pain 's still here . all i did was hurt marissa . you know what ? she 's probably better off this way , as far away from me as she could possibly get . david : you are the closest thing to family that marissa has . why do you think she came here in the first place ? that girl is aching for family , for connection , and you 're it . you may not believe this right now , but you 're good for her . that big heart of yours ? you can give marissa the family she needs . so talk to her , krystal . trust me . nobody should be alone in this world , ok ? [ scene_break ] adam : so i smiled in a reflection , and now i 'm a murderer ? j.r. : then why the smile ? did you think you 'd get away with it ? adam : this is -- this is ridiculous . it 's not even happening . it 's not happening . tad martin put you up to this , did n't he ? he 's twisted you against me . j.r. : no , he has n't . adam : no , he 's -- he wants to -- he 's been doing it for years ! now he 's making you doubt me at the moment i need you most . j.r. : no , you have scott for that . adam : but you 're my son . j.r. : then why the competition , dad ? if you trust me , why not give me what i 've earned ? put me in charge . adam : j.r. , i have complete confidence in you . i know you have a very , very good business mind . it 's just -- it 's just you need to be pushed a little bit to make you fulfill your potential . j.r. : so you put me up against a guy who knows nothing about business . look , i do n't need scott coming in here and telling me what to do . scott : yeah , but i need you . how well do you know zach and kendall slater ? [ scene_break ] erica : is kendall all right ? zach : yeah , ryan 's with her . kendall : will you check on spike ? i just -- i need to know one of my boys is healthy . ryan : i will . i 'll tell him that you love him and that you 'll see him real , real soon , ok ? kendall : thank you for being here . ok , i 'm going to go splash my face because i 'm a wreck , and i do n't want my child to see me like this . so thank you . ryan : ok . joe : time is critical , so let me know your decision as soon as you make it . zach : we will . erica : thank you , joe , for everything . joe : we 're going to get him through this . ryan : i 'm on my way to see spike . i 'm going to get him a change of clothes and toys from your place . is there anything that i can get for you ? zach : no , i 'm good . hey , ryan . give spike a hug for me , please . ryan : i will . [ scene_break ] angie : so we know frankie 's wounded , and he 's being airlifted to germany . now what ? brot : well , it depends on his injuries . if they 're extensive , once he 's stabilized , then they 'll bring him back to the us . randi : so then he 'll be closer . natalia : but in worse condition ? brot : that 's where we just have to wait and see . jesse : this is -- this is bad , is n't it ? taylor : they do n't fly you out of iraq unless it 's serious . but , chief -- jesse : yeah , yeah . taylor : whatever it is , you 'll get through it . jesse : yeah . yeah . [ scene_break ] marissa : what can i get you -- coffee , juice ? krystal : i was hoping we could talk . marissa : i meant what i said in the note . ok , i 'll pay you back . i could n't get a refund on the tuition , but as soon as this semester 's over , i 'm going back to philly . i will work and send you a check . krystal : i do n't want you to leave . marissa : i made a mess of things . you offered tuition , and i moved in . you tried to help me , and i just ticked you off -- and david and j.r. chandler . krystal : i overreacted . marissa : you were right . it 's none of my business . krystal : you were trying to help j.r. , and i flashed to babe . you know , all the times she was trying to help him , you know , get sober , stay strong -- stand by her man no matter what . and in a way , it cost her her life . marissa : i just stopped j.r. from throwing some scotch down his throat . i was n't exactly putting my life on the line . krystal : i know it does n't make sense . but you know , not much does since babe died . so much grief , the fear of losing even more . i just do n't know how to make it go away . how to protect the people that i love . and to get over the mistakes that i made . that 's probably why i burned that picture . you know , turn the pain to ashes , and maybe i 'll forget . and i know you 're not going to understand . marissa : i do . ok , it 's another reason why i do n't belong here . you look at me . i 'm just a reminder of everything you 're trying so hard to forget . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is your genius idea to save chandler enterprises ? to experiment on a child ? and not just any child , zach and kendall 's son . no , forget it . scott : this little boy will die without a new valve . j.r. : no , no , no , no , there are plenty of valves that have been tested and proven . he will not die . instead , you want to take a fresh - out - of - the - box prototype and stick it into a toddler . scott : if his parents approve . this valve could change ian slater 's life . no more operations , no more anti - coagulants -- j.r. : what if it does n't work ? scott : we have a chance to save a life ! j.r. : you know , you like to throw that flag around . `` i want to save lives , save the world . `` well , kendall happens to be a dear friend of mine who i care about very much , and i 'm not going to take any chances with her son 's life . adam : you 're letting your personal feelings interfere with business . j.r. : oh , come on , dad . tell me you 're not going along with this . what if something goes wrong ? how are you going to face erica if ian dies , and you 're responsible ? adam : you should share some of our optimism . j.r. : optimism ? would you be so optimistic if little adam needed the valve transplant ? adam : fortunately , my grandson is healthy . j.r. : but because it 's ian slater and has no chandler blood , who cares , right ? adam : it could save his life . j.r. : the company . that 's what this is about . saving the company . no , find someone else , an adult who can weigh the decision based upon the risks . scott : i 've already run this by jake . he thinks the prototype is perfect for ian . he is talking to zach and kendall now . j.r. : then find another candidate . call them up . adam : put the phone down . j.r. : look , i will not go along with this . adam : we do n't have time for this now . no time . have you seen the numbers ? chandler enterprises is on a crash course . this is a chance for us to save the company and ian . both of them , both worlds , best thing . we need to make this happen . j.r. : no , no , i think that this is a mistake . gayle : i 'd appreciate it if you 'd control your temper . mr. chandler needs peace and quiet . perhaps you 'd like to rest ? adam : actually , there 's something that i need to take care of . [ scene_break ] kendall : i hope you 're having good dreams , baby boy . jake : hey . i 'm sorry for interrupting . zach : whatever it is can wait . jake : i have an option for ian that i think might interest you . zach : we 've discussed the options with your dad . jake : well , my dad is n't familiar with this particular option . there is a prototype that has the longevity of a mechanical valve minus the risk of clotting . kendall : so ian would n't need more operations or medication ? jake : that 's -- well , yeah , that 's the idea . zach : why would n't joe know about that ? david : because the device has n't been approved yet . i 'm guessing dr. martin has n't gotten to the part where your son would be used as a guinea pig for a valve that has yet to be tried on human beings . [ scene_break ] taylor : hey . brot : hey . taylor : germany ? brot : listen , i 've got something to say . i 'm sorry . taylor : for what ? brot : for everything i put you through . you know , at first i did n't understand it , but now it makes complete sense . you know , when that phone rings -- the worry , the tears . all the questions and not having one answer . i 'm sorry for what i put you through . taylor : you know what . when they told me that you were dead -- hell , i did n't like the answer , but at least i had one . but this -- this waiting and wondering about frankie . i think this might be worse in some ways . brot : you know , they deserve better . taylor : where are you going ? brot : i 'm going to get some answers . [ scene_break ] krystal : thank you . marissa : i 've got to look like i 'm doing my job or the manager will boot me before i get started . krystal : you do n't have to do this , ok ? you can come back to wildwind . marissa : i get it , all right ? my mom was your close friend . she died . you think that you have to help me , but you do n't . krystal : i want to . marissa : no , i was doing fine without you . ok , we should have just left it at hi and goodbye . krystal : marissa , you did n't do anything wrong . this is all my fault , ok ? i handled everything so badly all these years , but i never wanted my problems to affect you . marissa : `` all these years `` ? adam : i hope i 'm not interrupting . i do n't believe we 've met . i 'm adam chandler . you would be ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . what are you doing here ? erica : kendall needs a change of clothes . ryan , you understand that ian 's condition is very grave . i mean , there 's a chance that he wo n't make it . ryan : i know . erica : kendall and zach are both going to be devastated by this . kendall will turn to you , and she 'll find comfort in you , and in spike , and in your family . zach wo n't have anybody . zach will be all alone . ryan : so are you saying that kendall should stay with zach because of this ? what about what she needs ? erica : ryan , kendall belongs with zach . and you and i both know that . [ scene_break ] zach : you want to use our son as a guinea pig ? jake : it 's not quite as extreme as dr. hayward here would have you believe . this valve has been developed for years . it just has n't made it to the marketplace because of a lack of funding . david : and lucky for no one , adam chandler bought the patent . infused just enough money into the lab so they could finish the prototype . now he 's desperate for fda approval , so he can start making money . kendall : is this true ? jake : i 'm sure that adam would like to make a return on his investment -- zach : make sure that he did n't make any shortcuts either . jake : i 'm just telling you that according to dr. chappell 's test results and all the documentation from the chandlers , this valve is little ian 's best chance at a full recovery . david : no , i would n't go that far , not with you holding the scalpel . jake : i 've done plenty of valve replacements . i 'm more than qualified . zach : you almost killed my wife . stay away from my son . [ scene_break ] brot : colonel nolan , i want to thank you for taking the time to see me . col . nolan : i was going to call you . we 've received dozens of e - mails from the men and women who attended the wounded - soldiers conference . you were a true inspiration . brot : oh , thank you , sir , but i must confess that i was the one that was inspired that day . col . nolan : our soldiers in need could use more men like you . brot : thank you , but right now there 's only one soldier and one soldier only on my mind . that 's captain franklin hubbard . he 's a medic over in iraq , and we just received word that his convoy was ambushed . now , he 's been wounded , and he was airlifted out to landstuhl , but the family does n't have any updates on his condition . sir , i 'm asking you to please -- please make a phone call . [ scene_break ] marissa : marissa tasker . chandler -- you 're j.r. 's father ? adam : oh , yes . yes , my son the social butterfly , yes . where do you and krystal know each other from ? marissa : she and my mom were friends since before i can remember . adam : oh , is n't that nice ? are you new to pine valley ? marissa : yeah , thanks to krystal . i better get to work . it was nice to meet you . adam : yes , my pleasure . you , here . get yourself some breakfast . and eat it somewhere else , so i can breathe . gayle : of course , mr. chandler . adam : ah . um -- krystal : do n't . adam : you 're not going to deny a famished man sustenance , are you ? krystal : you stay away from her . adam : she 's very attractive . she does n't look anything like babe . krystal : would you keep your voice down ? adam : hmm . you 're very lucky that they were fraternal twins . that way , hayward probably wo n't figure it out . krystal : stop it . adam : krystal , relax . no one 's ever going to find out from me that you sold your daughter when she was born . marissa : are you ready to order ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : whoa , is n't that your tooth fairy money ? why are you putting it in grandpa adam 's briefcase ? little adam : so he wo n't have to go back to the hospital . j.r. : grandpa 's fine . that 's why the nurse is here to make sure that he 's ok . now , what gave you that idea ? little adam : grandpa ca n't get better if he 's worried about money . j.r. : grandpa 's not going anywhere . we do n't have to worry about money . little adam : do we have to move ? j.r. : no . no , this is our home . i grew up here . you 're going to grow up here . your son 's going to grow up here . one day , it 's going to be your house . and you 're going to have the company . and no one 's ever going to take that away from you . scott : hey . i never would . you know that , do n't you ? if it played out that way . j.r. : why do n't you grab your piggy bank and go back upstairs , ok ? if ian slater dies , there 'll be nothing left to pass on . [ scene_break ] jake : so listen , the prototype is yours . i will gladly step aside . you can get another doctor . david : really ? so you 'd give up the bright lights , the interviews , the write- ups in the medical journals ? jake : that 's ego stroking , and that 's more your thing . [ pager beeps ] jake : i got to get upstairs . we should decide quickly , so let me know . kendall : ok . so what do you really think ? is this prototype ian 's best chance ? david : with the right doctor , it could be . kendall : transplanting a heart into a coma patient was a big risk , too . i mean , every other doctor had written me off . but you did it . you saved my life . please , please , david , save my son 's . [ scene_break ] zach : i thought i had all the answers i needed in life . then you and spike showed up . with that , a whole new set of questions . a whole new level of loving somebody . i know you and spike had to fight a lot . you 're going to have to keep fighting now . i 'll help you any way i can . you 've got a choice to make . they 're saying you 're too small to make it yourself , so it 's -- it 's up to me and your mom . we just do n't want to make a mistake . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan . the kind of love that kendall and zach have does n't stop just because they signed divorce papers . ryan : is this where you hit me with the destiny speech , that they were fated to be together ? because that is exactly what i thought i had with greenlee until i lost her , because of zach . erica : ryan , it was an accident . ryan : kendall brought me back , erica , to life . really , she showed me that it was ok to live and to feel again , and we 're going to have a future together . we 're going to have a life together , and there really is n't very much you can do about it . erica : ryan , i just do n't recognize you anymore . ryan : erica , you 're talking like i swooped in , and i stole kendall from a happy marriage . that 's not what happened . i did n't steal her from zach . your daughter made a choice to be with me . erica : you know what ? if you want to make this mistake , as you said , i ca n't stop you . [ scene_break ] jesse : how you doing ? angie : trying not to play worst - case scenarios in my head . jesse : well , you know that frankie 's being taken care of by the best doctors around , right ? you know that . angie : i 'm a good doctor , jesse . i 've lost patients . jesse : he 's coming home . baby , he 's coming home . angie : what if he does n't ? [ scene_break ] randi : frankie 's going to be fine . i can feel it . everything is going to be ok , and he 's going to come back , and we 're going to go on our honeymoon just as we planned , and we 'll get to go to hawaii or maybe even mexico . right ? what do you think ? taylor : i think -- i think he 's wounded . he 's hurt , you know . and he 's going to come back different . physically , emotionally -- something . you know what i mean ? randi : because that 's how brot came back . well , whatever frankie needs , i 'm here , and i 'm ready . as long as my husband is home with me , i am ready for anything . [ scene_break ] brot : sir , are you sure ? col . nolan : i 'm sorry . brot : how -- how am i supposed to tell frankie 's family ? [ scene_break ] adam : would you give us a few more minutes , please ? marissa : yeah , just flag me down when you 're ready . adam : yeah , sure . thank you . krystal : are you having fun ? adam : yes , i am . krystal : i do n't give a damn what happens to me in this , but marissa is just getting her life back on track , ok ? she does not -- she does not need to know that the parents that she loves adopted her . adam : and the parent that she does n't know sold her . krystal : you 're a bastard . adam : i 'm a man of my word . you helped j.r. get custody of little a . and in return , your sordid secret is safe with me . krystal : well , it better be . because if you tell anyone , i will kill you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , my father would n't be pushing this valve surgery if he was 100 % . scott : why not ? we 're going to save a life . probably hundreds of lives . j.r. : look , scott , i 'm onboard about saving lives . this is not the way . if it works , everybody wins . but if it fails , a child dies . and i ca n't live with that . can you ? [ scene_break ] kendall : please tell me you 'll do it , david . please tell me you 'll save ian 's life with this new valve . zach : our son is no guinea pig . i think i made that clear . kendall : ok , zach , you 're being unreasonable . look , look . look , there 's articles on the valve and what a huge medical advance it is . it could be his best option . zach : his best option is to use something that 's already been proven in the market . kendall : i understand that , but if we use those , he 'll have to go through more operations and he 'll need more medication . david , please talk to him . david : kendall , i 'm sorry . it 's not my place , nor my decision . kendall : all right . i know it 's a big risk , but the chandlers would n't be offering the prototype unless they 're sure that it 's viable . plus , we 'll be having one of the best cardio surgeons in the world doing the operation . right ? david : there 's no doubt i 'm the most qualified surgeon you 'll find around here . but that does n't mean i 'll operate on your son .
marissa moves out of wildwind ; she has a job at the yacht club . adam notices that the file on krystal is missing . ian slater is dying , because he needs a heart valve replacement . the hubbards search for details on frankie . erica calls adam about the heart valve for ian . frankie has been wounded and air lifted to germany . jr questions adam about dixie 's death . scott wants the slaters to use his heart valve for ian . jr does not want to take chances with kendall 's son 's life .
david : looking for this ? madison : what are you doing here ? david : oh , i thought i 'd stop by , see if you changed your mind about helping me with ryan . madison : `` helping you `` ? is that what you 're calling it ? david : so what do you say ? madison : the same thing i said yesterday -- this is crazy . you do n't need me to help you get ryan away from greenlee . he is not the threat to your marriage . david : but i am ? madison : well , you 're far too paranoid . questioning what you have with greenlee -- do n't you ever ask yourself why that is ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : ahem . ryan : ahem . hey . greenlee : hi . ryan : so did you talk to jesse ? greenlee : yes . i told him that i overreacted , that i do n't believe kendall tried to kill me with her car . are you satisfied ? ryan : yes . thank you . greenlee : rio , here we come . ryan : hey , look , you do n't have to come down with me if you do n't want to . if it 's causing a problem , i can go down , and i can fix this all by myself . greenlee : it 's not a vacation , it 's business . besides , i can handle a little discomfort if it means i win this competition . are you packed ? ryan : no , not yet . greenlee : revised itinerary : we 're gon na go with your idea and take the cambias jet . the sooner we get this deal undone the sooner i get home to my husband . ryan : speaking of which , how is he taking the news ? greenlee : what ? what , this ? he 's fine with it . ryan : really ? greenlee : why would n't he be ? so are you gon na meet me at the airport ? ryan : yes . greenlee : do n't be late . ryan : ok . tad : what was that about ? ryan : greenlee and i are going to rio . tad : right . because a guy like hayward would never be smart enough to look for you two lovebirds in the most romantic place in the world . [ scene_break ] angie : hey . what brings you here ? uh - oh . what 's up ? jesse : i just got a call about a vandalism arrest . perpetrator was brought in , needed a few stitches . angie : no , do n't tell me . vandalism ? really ? i 'd like an answer , damon . damon : i thought i had the right to remain silent . angie : after everyone has gone out of their way for you , this is what you pull ? damon : what are you doing ? angie : calling tad . damon : i do n't need him . angie : well , you sure as hell need someone . colby : damon ? i came as soon as you called . [ scene_break ] j.r. and marissa : 1 , 2 , 3 -- whoo ! a.j . : can i go on the swings ? j.r. : yeah . do you need a push ? a.j . : i can do it . j.r. : ok . today he rocks the swings by himself , tomorrow he gets his driver 's license . hey . marissa : sorry . j.r. : it 's a beautiful day . we 're with our son . you 're , like , a million miles away . marissa : i know , i know . i just ca n't get it out of my head . j.r. : what ? marissa : annie told me what you 've been doing -- contacting realtors about buying a house ? j.r. , moving out of the mansion is a big decision . why would you discuss it with annie when you should be discussing it with me ? [ scene_break ] annie : have you talked to j.r. ? scott : not today . why ? annie : he 's moving out . scott : what ? annie : yeah -- taking a.j . and marissa and buying his own place . scott : you would n't leave , so he 's going instead , right ? annie : yeah . can you believe that ? scott : yeah . yeah . the sad part is you ca n't . [ scene_break ] a.j . : dad , look how high i am ! j.r. : nice job , buddy ! heh ! i 'm sorry . i was arguing with annie . it just sort of came out . why she felt the need to tell you -- marissa : well , i 'm glad someone did . j.r. : i wanted it to be a surprise . you know , find the right house , cover your eyes , do the whole `` ta - da `` thing ? marissa : you were gon na buy a house without consulting me ? j.r. : no . i was gon na do all the legwork and get a few for you to look at , and you choose your favorite . marissa : i do n't even understand why we 're moving in the first place . a.j . loves being at the mansion . he considers it home . i mean , we 're all settled there . you were the one who wanted to move there in the first place . j.r. : i know . but a lot of that had to do with my father . and now that he 's gone , i just do n't see the point . marissa : the point was to be with family . so your dad is gone . there 's still scott and colby . j.r. : and annie . marissa : oh . so this is about her ? j.r. : in a way , yeah . look , that house is gon na be ground zero for the biggest war between annie and my father , and i do n't want to expose you guys to that . hell , i do n't want to expose myself to that . a.j . : will you come fly with me , dad ? j.r. : yeah ! i 'll be right there ! look . you just got to trust me on this . ok ? [ scene_break ] annie : it 's ridiculous ! this house is like a monument in this town . what ? as if all of you moving out would make it any less the chandler mansion ? scott : there would n't be any chandlers in it . annie : oh . well , there would be if you decided to stay . scott : do not pit me against j.r. , annie . i would never do that to you . annie : i know . i 'm sorry . i 'm just wondering . i mean , if j.r. does decide to move out , would you move , too ? scott : i -- that 's between me and my cousin . annie : a hint ? scott : look , will you just stay out of this ? god , i could use a drink . annie : so make one . scott : who restocked the bar ? annie : hmm . i did . you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] greenlee : david ? david : oh , hey ! greenlee : `` hey `` yourself . david : pleasant surprise . heh heh heh . you ok ? greenlee : perfect . why ? david : i do n't know . you look a little run down . greenlee : wow ! such a way with words . david : ok , beautiful but run down . is that better ? greenlee : a little . i just did n't get much sleep last night , that 's all . david : yeah , you did seem to get up early this morning . greenlee : hmm . places to go , people to see . david : mm - hmm . well , anything to do with this ? greenlee : actually , um , i got you something . david : why ? it 's not my birthday . greenlee : so ? david : wow . nice packaging . greenlee , this is incredible . [ holding up a beautiful gold watch ] greenlee : you like it ? david : do i like it ? no . i love it . you did n't have to do this . greenlee : i wanted to . you deserve to know how much i appreciate you . david : thank you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i am not trying to make this trip romantic or anything like that . it 's purely business , tad . tad : in rio ? like , rio de janeiro ? ryan : yes , in rio . i made a business deal for fusion . tad : no coconut oil or -- ryan : listen to me , please . i made a deal when greenlee was , you know , gone or whatever . anyway , it 's obviously boxed her into a corner a little bit , and i got to go down there and fix it . that 's all . tad : sounds good . ryan : you ok ? tad : no , actually . i 'm having some more issues with damon -- ryan : wow . tad : namely that he 's my son . ryan : what ? he 's your son , the kid that you 've been looking after ? tad : who 's been causing all the trouble -- mine . ryan : what -- how long have you known that ? this whole time ? tad : no . i found out a couple months ago . he just did , and he 's not taking it very well , so he 's disappeared again , and i do n't know where . ryan : well , then what are you doing here ? go find him . go look for him . tad : i do n't know where to look . ryan : so how did this all go down ? i mean , how did damon find out that he 's your kid ? [ scene_break ] colby : are you really ok ? damon : i 'm fine . it 's a few stitches . colby : well , what happened ? damon : ask them . jesse : someone hurled a rock through the plate - glass window of vine street liquors . owner lives upstairs , heard the crash , called it in . hutchens was a few seconds from the crime . as soon as he shows up , this one decides to dash : dashing damon . colby : ok , but no one actually saw damon do anything ? jesse : the owner did . he 's on his way here . he should be here in a few minutes to make an id . colby : can i have a minute alone ? please ? jesse : watch this door , ok ? baby , i 'm so sorry about this . angie : what are you talking about ? there 's no need for you to apologize . colby : damon , you need to call tad . damon : no way . colby : but he is your dad , damon . damon : oh , finally she admits it . colby : i 'm so sorry . i am . damon : you know , when liza dropped that bomb , that was rough , but then i thought , well , at least i can talk to you . colby : right . right , and i did n't say a thing . i 'm sorry . damon : you should 've told me the truth , colby . colby : i 'm sorry , damon . but tad told me he was gon na tell you , and i thought he deserved to do it . you get that , right ? you get that ? damon : i guess . colby : well , you know , my mom sure as hell did n't , but , damon , please . i hate that you had to find out like this . it really blows . it does . but tad is a good guy , damon . you need to let him help you . because if you do n't , you could go to jail , damon . think about it . think . ok . i 'll be right back . [ sighs ] [ phone rings ] liza : colby ? colby : mom , i need your help . damon 's in trouble , and i know you could n't care less , but i need you to be his lawyer . please , mom , for me ? liza : yeah , well , i do n't think that 's a very good idea . colby : mom , we 're at the hospital . please , mom , please ? liza : you 're at the hospital ? colby : no , we 're fine , ok ? just get here . tad : hey . you got a minute ? liza : you know what ? you can chew me out later . tad : no . now works for me . liza : well , that was colby , and apparently damon has messed up again . coming with me ? [ scene_break ] marissa : so what do you say ? should we go wash some of that sandbox off you ? j.r. : do you need any help ? marissa : no . i 've got it . annie : ahem . j.r. : you do n't stop , do you ? annie : excuse me ? j.r. : going behind my back to my wife , telling her about my plan to move out ? annie : it 's not my fault the two of you have communication problems . j.r. : no , you are my problem . what did you think you were gon na do , hmm ? you gon na get in her ear , convince her to stay ? you 're gon na be in this house alone , so you better get used to it . scott : about you ditching the place ? j.r. : well , news travels fast around this place , does n't it ? scott : yep . j.r. , this house has been in the family for decades . j.r. : so we build a new one , one that lasts generations . you will come with us ? scott : ahh . i do n't know what i 'm gon na do . j.r. : you 're not gon na stay here . with annie ? no . now that my father 's gone , i 'm in charge , and no one , including yourself , is gon na have anything to do with her . annie : uh , the two of you might want to take a look at this . scott : that -- you opened that ? annie : it was from adam , so i just assumed it was for me . scott : it was n't . j.r. : give me that . annie : ok . but you 're not gon na like it . [ scene_break ] jesse : store owner 's on his way down , said he got a pretty good look at this guy . tad : fantastic . jesse : any idea what could 've provoked damon ? tad : i got more than an idea . he just found out he 's my kid . jesse : `` found out `` ? so you did n't tell him , tad ? tad : no . i did n't get the chance . needless to say , he was pretty shaken up about it . jesse : well , that 's pretty understandable , but that does n't excuse what he did . tad : i need to talk to him , ok ? colby : what is tad doing here ? liza : honey , he was with me when you called . colby : no , mom , damon -- he does n't want to see him . liza : well , i personally do n't care what damon wants right now , and i wish that you would n't either . damon : i do n't want you here . tad : tough . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , i 'm feeling a little bit sad . emma : how come ? ryan : well , because i got to go away for a couple of days . but next time i go i 'm definitely gon na take you with me . emma : can we go to disney world ? ryan : ha ha ! you , me , and mickey mouse -- that sounds awesome . emma : yay ! will you be lonely on your trip ? ryan : um , no . emma : is someone going with you ? ryan : yeah . actually , greenlee 's coming with me . emma : like a honeymoon ? ryan : heh heh heh ! no , not like a honeymoon . um , yeah . you know how i go to work every day ? well , this is the same thing , except instead of taking my car , i 'm taking a plane . emma : do you get to sit next to greenlee ? cool . [ scene_break ] david : i still ca n't believe you got me this . greenlee : oh , it 's really not a big deal . david : i wish i got something for you . greenlee : that 's ridiculous . david : i tell you what , why do n't we go on a vacation ? greenlee : you want to go away ? david : yeah . why not ? it 's not like we had a honeymoon , right ? greenlee : ok . yeah , sure , we can plan something . david : oh , no . to hell with planning . let 's just go today . listen , we 'll pick someplace , i 'll contact my travel agent . what ? is today not good ? greenlee : no . i 'm already going away tonight to rio . david : oh . wow . huh . how romantic . greenlee : no , no , it 's nothing like that . it 's for business -- so i can wipe fusion 's floor with erica 's miniscule butt . david : and you have to go to brazil to do that ? greenlee : in order to move forward with fusion natural , i have to undo a deal that was made in my absence . or i 'd have to design all - new packaging , and there 's no time for that , so i figured my best shot was to fix it in person . david : ok . fine . then why do n't i just go with you ? we 'll mix business with pleasure . is that your itinerary over here ? greenlee : david , wait . david : let 's see . two seats ? oh . you already had this planned , did n't you ? i 'm sorry if i ruined the surprise , honey . ok , let 's see . what time do we leave ? you 're going on vacation with ryan ? [ scene_break ] annie : can adam really do this ? just snap his fingers and put scott in charge of the company ? scott : give it a rest , annie . ok ? annie : oh , i ca n't . i mean , this is amazing . this is fascinating . i mean , j.r. , adam 's son , his namesake -- he ca n't even order paper clips without running it by you first . i mean , is n't that true ? is n't that the way it goes if one person owns 51 % of the vote ? oh , my gosh , that 's amazing ! how does that feel , j.r. , to have your own father kicking you to the curb ? j.r. : i do n't know , annie . you have so many prints on your ass , why do n't you tell me ? annie : ouch . j.r. : is this even real ? scott : what do you mean ? j.r. : who 's to say psycho here did n't draw this up herself ? annie : oh , as much as i love to watch you squirm , i actually had nothing to do with this . want to see my favorite part ? `` i trust my actions for this do not require an explanation . `` could n't you just hear adam saying that ? j.r. : will you shut up and just let me think ? annie : sorry . j.r. : this is insane -- you on top at chandler . no way . scott : who do you think kept the place afloat while you were sick ? j.r. : maybe for a couple months , but forever ? you 'll run this company and this family straight into the ground . scott : just because you 're ticked at adam , do n't take it out on me . marissa : what did i miss ? annie : oh , a lot . j.r. : my father handed chandler over to scott . he 's running the family business . marissa : what ? annie : maybe we should throw a party . marissa : but that does n't make any sense . j.r. : no kidding . marissa : adam left you because he thought that you and scott were messing around . why are you the one being punished ? [ scene_break ] tad : you know i ca n't help you if you do n't tell me what happened , right ? damon : for the millionth time , i do n't want your help . tad : yeah , well , there 's a chief of police right outside that says different . damon : you have n't even asked if i did it or not . tad : fine . if you tell me you did n't , i 'll believe you . damon , what is it with you ? ok , you 're angry . i get it . you 're not who you thought you were , and it sucks . but the idea of going to prison , because you just do n't like the idea of being my son is ridiculous ! sooner or later , we got to start dealing with each other . personally , i 'm voting for sooner . colby : you are the reason why he found out his father really is n't his father , mom . liza : honey , i did that boy a favor . colby : no . no , no , it was n't your place . tad : have you guys seen jesse ? colby : yeah . he 's over there . tad ? how is he ? tad : he 'll be better once we fix this mess . jesse ? i 'm gon na need another favor . jesse : tad , i 'm sorry , but i 'm not gon na be able to help you out with this one . angie : sweetie , look , i hate this as much as you do , but jesse 's right . if damon is guilty , i do n't see a way out for him . not this time . tad : well , so what 's next ? jesse : well , hodges is on his way down to make an id , and if he tags your boy , there 's nothing i can do . [ phone rings ] jesse : hubbard . angie : listen , i have a couple of things i need to take care of , but i 'll be back to see how things shake out . ok ? he 'll be ok , tad . tad : thanks . alan : i was told i can find chief hubbard here ? i 'm alan hodge . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i was n't hiding anything from you . david : that 's interesting because i did n't hear you volunteer the information . greenlee : you did n't give me a chance . david : oh . huh . ok . fine . all right , here 's your chance . explain to me why you 're heading off to rio with your ex - husband who clearly still wants you . greenlee : first of all , do n't make it sound like some steamy getaway . david : oh , crazy me . it 's only rio . greenlee : i told you this is solely about fusion . david : yes . but what you have n't told me is why ryan has to be there with you . greenlee : he 's the one that signed the non - compete agreement in the first place . he knows these guys , how they negotiate . and since ryan was the one who tied my hands , should n't he be the one to untie them ? david : oh , thanks . you know , now i have bondage images running through my head . greenlee : oh , my god . seriously ? david : ok , so ryan messed up . let him go . why do you have to be there with him ? greenlee : i ca n't leave this up to chance . david , if i do n't get the rights back to my new packaging design , i wo n't be able to compete with erica in time , and i 'll have to kiss fusion good - bye . you know how much that company means to me . david : whose idea ? greenlee : what ? david : whose idea was it to take this trip together ? did you go to ryan , or did the neanderthal come up with this all on his own ? greenlee : does it matter ? david : you know something ? you 're absolutely right . it does n't matter . because either way , i look like a complete idiot , and this just makes it worse . greenlee : i bought that because i care about you . david : oh , please . you bought this to ease your guilty conscience . greenlee : you 're completely overreacting . david : really ? to which part ? my wife heading off to rio with her ex or the fact that she did n't tell me about it ? greenlee : both . because this has nothing to do with ryan . david : how can you say that with a straight face ? greenlee : this is about beating erica , about getting my company back . ryan is just a means to an end . david : if that were true , then why did n't you say that the moment i saw the itinerary ? greenlee : because i knew this is how you 'd react . david : oh , really ? you mean like any normal human being ? you , ryan on an airplane , in a hotel ? i 'm sorry . that 's just wrong . greenlee : do you really have that little faith in me ? name one time since we 've been back -- since i found out that ryan ca n't be trusted -- that i 've expressed any desire to get back with him . have i sat around mourning him , pining away ? no . i 've been with you . i married you . i stood by you . i supported you . do n't actions speak louder than words ? david : hmm . yeah . actions . you mean like jumping on the next flight to rio , right ? greenlee : you know what ? you had a great idea before . why do n't you come with me ? that way , you can see that there 's nothing to worry about . david : yeah , you know , that was a great idea pre - ryan . but now i just look like the jerk who does n't trust his wife . and if i stay , i 'm practically handing you over to ryan . rock , meet hard place . greenlee : you 're not handing me to anyone . we 've been over this , remember ? after your trial , ryan basically ripped me a new one . he 's not interested in me anymore . i do n't know what to do . we 've been over this . david : yeah , yeah . i thought we were over this , too . huh . you know , when you and i first got together , you looked in my eyes , you told me that you were through with ryan . i so wanted to believe that . greenlee : because i was telling you the truth . i said it then , and i 'll say it now . i want to be with you . you know what ? if i do n't pack , i 'm never gon na be ready in time . david : it 's all right . go . [ doorbell rings ] [ david opens the front door and finds ryan ] [ scene_break ] jesse : so is this the one that broke your window , mr. hodge ? alan : no . jesse : no ? alan : no . the kid i saw had light hair , heavier set . jesse : are you sure ? you 're absolutely sure ? alan : this is n't your guy . jesse : were there any other witnesses ? ofc . hutchens : mr. hodge was the only one . jesse : and you 're positive you saw him at the scene ? ofc . hutchens : running from it , yes . jesse : why 'd you run , damon ? tad : well , hey , maybe he panicked . look , even a false accusation at this point would get his probation revoked . jesse : thank you , again , mr. hodge . damon : i do n't get it . he was looking right at me when i chucked that rock . tad : maybe he needs glasses . who cares ? why ca n't you just be happy you caught a break ? i 'm gon na go talk to jesse , see when i can get you out of here . colby : good news , is n't it , mom ? liza : i 'm thrilled . ca n't you tell ? colby : wait , damon , where are you going ? damon : i 've been sitting here all morning . i need to walk around for a second . [ sees tad pay alan ] tad : ok . that should cover the window -- and anything else . [ scene_break ] marissa : this does n't seem strange to anyone else ? why would adam give scott controlling shares of the company if he thinks that scott slept with annie ? annie : i 've got a theory . j.r. : save it . marissa : no . i would like to hear it , actually . annie : well -- i think this is part of adam 's old , you know , `` carrot and stick `` routine . he wants to challenge j.r. , make him fight his way back to the top . marissa : is that what you think ? j.r. : i do n't know . i stopped trying to figure out my father 's motives a long time ago . marissa : but , j.r. , you ca n't be ok with this . j.r. : i 'm not . but what am i going to do ? huh . congratulations , scott . what 's your first order of business ? scott : well , i 'm not moving out , if that 's what you 're asking . annie and j.r. : you 're not ? scott : no . no . this house has always been one base of operations for c.e . , and that is how it is going to stay . you , however , are welcome to leave , if that 's what you and marissa still want . excuse me . marissa : is there anything that i can do ? j.r. : yeah . you can check on a.j . , make sure he did n't hear any of that . annie : hell , no . you 're blaming me ? j.r. : you must think this is some big victory for you , right ? well , reality check , annie ? i can still leave . annie : so go ! stop whining about it and go , then . but me and scott , and maybe even colby , are staying put . you heard your cousin : this is gon na be chandler central . it 's too bad you 're gon na be missing out on all the fun . j.r. : how do you always do that ? annie : you have to be more specific . j.r. : every time i think i got you right where i want you -- annie : what ? squashed underneath your fist ? j.r. : yeah -- you manage to pop back up . you must have some fairy godmother out there . annie : either that or maybe i made a deal with the devil . either way , j.r. , i 'm a winner . j.r. : i 'll tell you what you are . annie : what ? what am i to you ? j.r. : you 're infuriating . you 're frustrating . it 's like this force that just does n't stop . annie : i just know what i want , and i always get what i want . we 're similar in that way . j.r. : no , we are nothing alike . [ almost kisses annie ] annie : huh . j.r. : why does this always happen ? annie : what ? j.r. : this ! us ! no matter how angry i get , i still want -- [ sighs ] annie : so ? what do we do about it ? j.r. : we have to settle this now , away from this house , away from everyone that 's in it . [ scene_break ] damon : well , thanks for stopping by , but i guess i wo n't need your help after all . liza : you really are a slippery little kid , are n't you ? smash that window , and you get away with it . i do n't know how you did it , but i 'm telling you now , one of these days you are not gon na be so lucky . and i do n't know why you want to stay around for that . tad : ok , i just talked to jesse . you 're free to go . damon : sweet . tad : before you do , we got a couple things to talk about . damon : like how you paid that guy off to say it was n't me ? liza : ohh . damon : busted . come on , man , i saw you give him the cash . tad : ok . fine . i admit it . i bribed him . but you know what ? i would do it again if i could just keep you out of prison . damon : you know , last time i got in trouble , you said that 's exactly where i should be headed . tad : you 're absolutely right . i did say that . the only difference is this time the mistake was mine . i should 've told you earlier . i should 've given you the truth before anybody else had the chance to . so whatever happened tonight was my mistake , not yours . i 'm sorry . damon , i know we could work this thing out if you would just give me half a chance . come on . what do you say we go home ? damon : just do n't call it that . i do n't live there anymore . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . you going somewhere ? j.r. : out . and if you see marissa -- scott : no , i 'm not covering for you . j.r. : please , scott . i 've got to take care of something . scott : something you ca n't tell your wife ? j.r. : no . scott : what are you doing , j.r. ? j.r. : i wo n't be gone long . and if marissa asks , just make something up . [ scene_break ] david : drink ? ryan : no . i 'm good , thank you . david : hmm . so i 'm assumed you 're all packed and ready to go ? i hear rio 's gorgeous this time of year . ryan : i was supposed to meet greenlee at the airport , but , well -- david : so you decided to pick her up instead . how chivalrous . ryan : actually , no . i saw there was some nasty weather , so i thought maybe we could leave a little bit early if she was ready . david : right . so you were thinking ahead . well , that 's you all over , is n't it , ryan ? ryan : and that 's you all over : not saying what you actually mean . so i take it you 're not quite as on board with this as greenlee said you were . david : oh , no . no , i am so on board with this . in fact , i was gon na throw you guys a bon voyage party . but since you 're leaving early -- ryan : it 's just business , david . david : hmm . you are so transparent , you know that ? ryan : really ? well , i guess you can see what i 'm doing here . i mean , i learned this move from you . let me see if i get it right : get greenlee as far away from her friends and her loved ones as possible so i can brainwash her into loving me . that 's about right , is n't it ? did i get the steps wrong ? because if i did , let me know . david : have a safe trip . greenlee : i thought we were meeting at the airport . ryan : we were . but i saw some nasty weather coming , and i thought maybe we 'd leave a little bit early , if you 're ready . greenlee : where 's david ? ryan : he left . greenlee : without saying good - bye ? ryan : i think he needs some time to digest all this . hey , i really can go alone and see what i can work out with these guys . greenlee : no , no . this is my only shot at beating erica . ryan : look , this may come as a shock to you , but i really do know what i 'm doing . so if you need to stay here with david -- greenlee : no , that 's not an option . he 's just gon na have to deal . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] david : i have to get back to you . oh , no , no , no , no . no , no , i have time . is there an update ? excellent . thanks for the call . [ scene_break ] tad : what are you gon na do , sleep on a park bench ? damon : i 'll figure something out . liza : ok , i think we better give them some time alone . damon : no , we do n't need some time alone . we 're done . tad : no , we 're not ! colby : a park bench is n't your only option . you can stay with me , if you want . tad : whoa . hang on . that 's not necessary . liza : i 'm sorry ? colby : it 's not like we do n't have the room . liza : colby . colby : no , i 'm sorry , mom . guess what , it 's not your call . damon , i ca n't promise a drama - free environment , but it 's , you know , somewhere to stay , if you want . damon : i 'm in . thanks . [ scene_break ] marissa : where 's j.r. ? scott : he went out . marissa : where ? scott : he did n't say . ahem . you ok ? marissa : no , i 'm not . really , this whole adam thing just still does n't make sense to me . i mean , he 's obviously angry with j.r. -- cutting him out of chandler like that and -- scott : what ? marissa : i do n't know . i 'm just feeling weird , like i ca n't get a straight answer from anyone . scott , you 've always been honest with me . please , tell me what 's going on . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] annie : did anyone see you ? j.r. : no . no one knows i 'm here .
greenlee agrees to go to rio with ryan to save the fusion natural campaign by buying back the rights to the packaging she wants to use . greenlee gives david an expensive watch right before she tells him that she has to go to rio with ryan for business . david is n't happy about her going on the trip alone with ryan , but he does n't want to look like a husband who does n't trust his wife by tagging along . madison again tells david that she wo n't help distract ryan and keep him away from greenlee .
[ kissing ] scott : are you sure about this ? madison : this -- you , us . yes . i 'm sure . scott : yeah ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : tell me that we can get past this . tell me that we can go back to the way things used to be . ryan : no , greenlee , we ca n't . you knew madison was pregnant with my child for months . greenlee : i should have told you then . ryan : i know we 've hurt each other . that 's as much on me as it is on you , but -- i trusted you . and right now i 'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that maybe i should n't have . so if there 's anything else that you need to tell me , anything else that you 're holding back , i need you to tell me right now . [ scene_break ] jesse : i love you . so much . i 'll never forget you . liza : hey , jesse . jesse : are you following me ? liza : i did , yes . jesse : and ? spit it out ! liza : i actually wanted to apologize for my behavior back at krystal 's . i was out of line . jesse : no argument here . liza : i 'm sorry . i had no right to accuse you of putting your personal life in front of your professional one . jesse : you know what , it 's getting late . i need to get back to that personal life . liza : jesse . i saw you earlier . you seemed distraught . is everything all right ? [ scene_break ] bianca : hey ! do n't tell me you 're reading opal 's `` cats sleeping in boxes `` e - mail . jack : no , i delete everything from opal with an attachment . your mother sent me something a second ago . bianca : i knew she would respond to that video message . what did she say ? jack : i do n't know . i have n't opened it yet . bianca : why not ? jack : because i have a feeling i 'm not gon na like it . bianca : open it , uncle jack . i have a feeling it is good news . i know she wants to be with you . jack : `` jack , thank you for your video . it was very sweet , and you are such a handsome man . `` bianca : keep going . jack : `` i am afraid i am no closer to coming home to you than i was when i left . i still have so much to figure out about who erica kane really is and who she wants to be . `` when she grows up , evidently . [ scene_break ] erica : who are you ? who the hell are you ? who are you ? why are you doing this to me ? what do you want from me ? how did you get in here ? i did n't see the door open . disembodied voice : erica . erica : oh , my god . there are two of you ? disembodied voice : i get that this is hard for you and that you want to understand what 's going on . erica : i want to go home ! i 'm not letting him out of here . i 'm much tougher than i look . i will scratch his eyes out if i have to . disembodied voice : i do n't think it 'll come to that . erica : what ? aah ! aah ! no ! do n't ! aah ! [ scene_break ] jesse : i do n't like you following me , liza . i know you 're playing attack dog for the mayor , and i know she sicced you on me . liza : wow . i came here to apologize for my behavior . that 's all . jesse : yeah , and you keep making bad choices , one right after the next . latest is hanging out with david hayward . liza : wow . listen to you . talking to me as if you 've never made a mistake ? how about walking out on your own child ? or better yet running out on frankie and angie ? jesse : really ? digging that deep for some ancient history , counselor ? and do not try to tell me about parenting , because we all have seen your daughter 's take on your mothering skills online . liza : not everybody gets a second chance , jesse . you have one with this baby . do n't mess it up . david , what are you doing here ? what are you -- [ scene_break ] greenlee : i wanted to tell you . ryan : so , now 's your chance , greenlee . tell me now . greenlee : madison wanted it this way . ryan : this is n't about madison . i believe that she wanted to keep me in the dark , yes , but this is n't the reason you did all this . it 's not the reason that you pressured her to take that job in new york . greenlee : is that what she said ? ryan : she did n't have to say that . i brought it up , and she completely shut down . she did n't want to get between us , greenlee . she still does n't . she 's not here . it 's just you and me here , ok ? i want you to tell me what you did . greenlee : i pulled some strings to help get madison a job in manhattan . we both thought that it would be better if she had a fresh start . it was a great opportunity for her . ryan : i 'm just trying to figure out what 's going on here . you were kept from your father . forget about us . forget about everything that we 're supposed to mean to each other . considering that what you , yourself , went through , how could you do the same thing to me ? greenlee : i 'm telling you now . is n't that what 's important ? ryan : i know now because of a fluke conversation . greenlee : but madison , she did n't want your help . she kept saying she did n't need you . ryan : no , she did n't need me , because she had scott . as soon as scott got out of prison -- no . that was you , too , was n't it ? scott and madison . greenlee : ryan -- ryan : you went out of your way to help him get released from prison . you even talked to the parole board . just so he could run interference for you ? just to keep madison and my child away from me ? [ scene_break ] liza : what was that for ? david : oh , back at krystal 's before you went running after jesse , you gave the impression that you were n't sure if you wanted to continue our alliance / dalliance . so i just wanted to remind you what you 'd be giving up . liza : wow . it must be a burden to think that that whole world revolves around you . david : well , if it does n't , it probably should . it 's a joke , liza . liza : mm - hmm . david : what 's going on with you ? you have that dog - with - a - bone look . liza : ok , so that 's the second time in the last hour that someone 's used a canine metaphor to describe me , and i do n't think i like it . david : let me guess . first offender -- was it jesse ? liza : yeah . he was here , and he was alone . and you know , when i first saw him , he was -- david : what , gruff ? no big hugs ? that 's a big shocker . the man adores you . liza : what he did was he shut me down , you know , like he was guilty . david : everyone 's guilty of something , counselor , even our squeaky - clean police chief . [ scene_break ] [ keys jingling ] jesse : hey there , pretty little girl . what 's going on ? you dreaming ? huh ? it 's daddy . yeah , daddy . can you say daddy ? papa . father . oh , what 's that worried look that you got going there ? daddy 's gon na keep you and your mommy safe . you know that , right ? it 's so hard . it 's so hard sometimes . angie : what 's so hard , baby ? [ baby fussing ] [ scene_break ] ryan : push scott and madison together . greenlee : i 'm not doing this . this day was supposed to be happy . ryan : wait , wait . when i came in here , you were reading your vows that you wrote . greenlee : yeah , i was . ryan : do you remember what you said ? about 3 months ago on valentine 's day . do you remember ? you said that you had nothing to be afraid of anymore . greenlee : yeah , and i remember your vows , too . and you said you knew it was n't going to be easy . ryan : i did n't realize it was gon na be us that was gon na be making it so hard . greenlee : scott and i go back to college . he 's a friend . ryan : right . so the job , talking at the parole hearing , even though you guys had n't spoken in months , that had nothing to do with madison ? greenlee : he cares about madison . you know that . ryan : i 'm not asking that . i 'm asking if you made a deal with him . did you make a deal with scott ? yes or no ? greenlee : yes . [ scene_break ] madison : wow . scott : yeah , i was just thinking the same thing . you are so , so beautiful . i do n't know . us together like this , it just feels kind of right . madison : how did this happen ? i was alone , pregnant , and kind of a mess . then out of nowhere , you came into my life . you want to tell me how i got so lucky ? [ scene_break ] bianca : do n't give up on my mom . jack : bianca , after everything i said to her in that video , all she can give me is a couple of polite sentences ? my god , i 've gotten more warmth from a stranger . [ scene_break ] disembodied voice : i thought we were building something here , an understanding . i know it 'll be hard for you to see me as a friend , but when you pull something like that -- erica : you drugged me . disembodied voice : you tried to escape . you attacked my employee . what was i supposed to do ? erica : i 'm a recovering addict . you broke my sobriety without my consent . do you have any idea what a violation that is ? disembodied voice : oh , my god . i 'm so sorry . i did n't think that would count . erica : everything counts . disembodied voice : i know all about your stay at the betty ford clinic , your struggles with substance abuse . please forgive me . erica : i do n't want your apologies . i just want you to know that one day i will find my way out of here . and when i do , i will make you and everyone you love sorry that you ever stepped in my way . [ scene_break ] bianca : typical hatchet job on my mom . alleged sordid details about her love life . oh , and they went after kendall , too . oh , and a column detailing my messy lesbian divorce . nobody gets spared . [ scene_break ] disembodied voice : erica , i 'm sorry . how many different ways can i say it ? come on , talk to me . i 'm hanging on your every word . when is erica kane ever silent ? drugging you was extreme , and i feel absolutely horrible about it . so let me make it up to you . what will it take to get you talking again ? erica : you know what i want . disembodied voice : i ca n't let you go . not now , not after -- why do n't i bring you something , something that will make you feel better . name it , and i 'll make it happen . erica : you 'll bring me whatever i want ? disembodied voice : yes , of course . i want us to get back on track . you mean a lot to me , erica . i want to take care of you because i owe you . [ scene_break ] angie : jesse , for the umpteenth time , whatever is weighing you down , i am here to listen . i share your bed . i know that you 're up tossing and turning . jesse : baby , it 's just people in my business . angie : police business ? jesse : yeah . angie : let me guess . iris . jesse : it 's not just her . it 's her pit bull d.a . , also . angie : liza ? jesse : yeah , you know iris wants me gone , and she 's using liza -- i do n't know . liza 's hawking me like nobody 's business . angie : they 're both insecure . and they just want to get you out of the way , because you make them look bad . jesse , you 've got something that they will never have -- your integrity . no matter how hard it gets , you always do the right thing . after all these years , liza is still causing trouble for us ? i do n't care if it 's her or iris or anyone else . whoever wants to come at you , they 're gon na have to come through me and the rest of the hubbard family as well . [ scene_break ] liza : if you have any dirt on jesse , i would appreciate you sharing . david : you 're kidding , right ? if i had that kind of chip , do n't you think i would have cashed it in a long time ago ? liza : i 'm telling you , the man looks tired . there 's something that 's keeping him up at night . david : he does have a newborn baby at home , right ? liza : no . david : let 's look at what we do know . you caught jesse hanging around here . it looked like he was hanging around for no apparent reason , right ? then he looked like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar . am i right about that ? liza : maybe he 's taking bribes . david : there you go . that 's certainly possible . or maybe he was n't here for business at all . maybe he was meeting someone -- a lover . liza : ha ha ! jesse ? i do n't think so . he adores angie . no , it 's something , and it 's putting him in a really , really bad mood . david : you know something , if i did n't know better , i would say you seem like someone who almost cares about the man . liza : i do n't like being put in this position . the mayor made it very clear . i either find a way to get rid of him or she 's gon na find a way to get rid of me . david : come on , liza . spill it . is this really about jesse , or is this more about your daughter ? liza : i would like my daughter to feel something for me other than shame . david : listen to me , if jesse is dirty , it 's your moral obligation to bring him down . remind me again . why are you so concerned about ruining jesse 's life ? you came here to see the man , and what happened ? liza : he spit on me . david : right , and for years , he 's been throwing stones at you . if jesse chooses to live in a glass house , you have earned the right to be the one who shatters it . [ scene_break ] madison : just thought i 'd be alone for a while after ryan . knocked up with his baby . there 's no box to check for that in online dating profiles . scott : that 's why i stay off those sites . because that is exactly my type . madison : can we just stay here forever , not leave this apartment ? scott : here ? no , no , no . i 've got big plans . madison : you are rebuilding your father 's house . scott : yes , yes , and we are having a baby . i mean , you are having a baby with ryan . madison : you 'll be there when she 's born . scott : right by your side . madison : and then you 'll stick around for a bit ? scott : i would love to . you know what i think we need to do ? celebrate . we 'll camp out in bed , and we 'll order some chinese . madison : can we afford takeout ? scott : i think i can afford takeout . tonight , we eat like kings -- or emperors . then tomorrow , it 's back to reality . madison : oh , back to fusion . ryan 's probably confronted greenlee , and she 'll take it out on me . scott : yeah , well , she better not mess with my woman . madison : your woman , huh ? scott : yeah . [ kissing ] madison : the way greenlee went behind ryan 's back like that . this is a man that she supposedly loves . life 's getting difficult . if you 're starting a life with somebody , you should n't lie to them . [ scene_break ] ryan : you lied to me . it was n't just , like , one lie . you lied to me every single minute that we were together . greenlee : madison needed someone . i gave her scott . ryan : does madison know that ? greenlee : no . ryan : so when i first found out that she was even pregnant , scott claimed to be the father . was that also -- greenlee : that was all his idea . not mine . ryan : but you were right there . you were there and you congratulated him and -- were you hoping that maybe the claim stuck , and i would never find out that this little girl was mine ? greenlee : the secret was killing me . ryan : was it something that i did ? was it me ? is there something that i , like , something about me that makes it hard for you to tell me the truth ? greenlee : no . no , you ca n't blame yourself . this was all my mistake . but it 's out there now , and you are going to be in this baby 's life , and i want to support that . please , let 's move on from this . let 's start over here like we promised . ryan : these are my vows . i do n't want to make any more promises . not until we sort through all the ones that we 've already broken . [ scene_break ] madison : sorry . scott : what are you sorry for ? madison : i brought up greenlee . such a buzzkill . scott : look , i am the lucky one here , ok ? a few months ago , i 'm sitting in prison , rotting away . not the kind of guy you want to bring home to mama . now i 'm here . with you . madison : hey . i 'm no angel . i 've made mistakes . big ones . scott : madison -- i want to do right by you . madison : that sounds serious . scott : i am serious . about that . madison : hey , whatever mistakes we 've made , let 's agree to put them behind us . scott : clean slate ? madison : clean slate . [ knocking on door ] madison : chinese ? that was quick ! wait here . save my spot . ryan . [ scene_break ] david : hard liquor . i thought tonight would be reserved for something with bubbles . greenlee : leave , david . david : did you send lavery on his merry way as well ? the man almost clipped me in his car racing out of the parking lot . greenlee : well , he must not have seen you . otherwise , he would n't have missed . david : this is obviously not the night you had planned . greenlee : you 're not very good at not gloating , are you ? david : i want you to be happy , greenlee . yes , it 's true , you and i may differ as to who the right man for the job is , but i never want to see you hurting . greenlee : no . no , you do n't . david : i think it would be obvious to you by now that lavery will never love you for who you really are . greenlee : right now , i would n't blame him if he hated me . david : now , what could you possibly have done to lavery to ever make that happen ? [ scene_break ] bianca : that 's not a bad picture of kendall . or -- sorry , `` the widow slater , `` who along with her deceased husband lured a drug - dealing murderer to town . and then under griff 's picture , it says , `` still at large . `` and reese . jack : what is it , honey ? bianca : she changed her hair . there 's a snippet from our divorce papers . oh , with some nice homophobic commentary about us and -- jack : what do you say we go after them , huh ? just for the fun of it . krystal : no one reads that . you know that . bianca : you know , it 's good . nastier the better . jack : how is nastier better ? bianca : i 'm gon na make sure a very special person reads this . my mom goes crazy when she sees this stuff . she hates it when the press goes after her family . i 'm gon na e - mail this link to my mom . she 'll come rushing back to pine valley to make heads roll . [ scene_break ] erica : you said you owed me . why do you say that ? distorted voice : you made me the person that i am today . erica : how did i do that ? have we met ? did i help you with your career ? did i give you personal advice ? distorted voice : the specifics do n't really matter . what 's important is that i am grateful to you . please let me show it . what can i bring you to make you feel better ? erica : well -- you went to so much trouble to re - create my bedroom . distorted voice : you have no idea . erica : but you did fall short on just one detail . my wardrobe . distorted voice : i brought you some changes of clothes . erica : yes . a couple . but the thing is , i really put a lot of thought into what i wear every day . so what i really want is my own outfits , from my own closet . distorted voice : i can handle that . anything else ? erica : my books . there 's a stack on a shelf in my room that i 've been reading . that would go a long way to making this feel more like home . distorted voice : done and done . [ scene_break ] [ baby fussing ] jesse : hey . why do n't we try something new ? bam . puppies . angie : you read it to us . jesse : you read it to us . angie : oh . you got a baby book written in braille . jesse : hey . no slouch here . besides , i do n't have to do all the work , right ? angie : lucy , do you want mommy to read you a baby story ? hmm ? jesse : yes . sound like a yes to me . [ scene_break ] liza : officer monroe . i just read your report on the ripley case . that was excellent work . brot : thank you . liza : listen , do you have a minute , because i would like to talk to you about chief hubbard . have you noticed anything going on with him ? brot : the chief ? the chief ? listen , i 'm real late for roll call . excuse me . liza : oh , jesse , what are you hiding ? [ scene_break ] david : no , really , greenlee , what did you do ? did you leave the cap off the toothpaste tube again ? you see , that 's the difference between me and your mr . perfect . ryan will always find something wrong , whereas i would always love you , evil impulses and all . it 's obvious that ryan is making you miserable . the man is -- greenlee : just leave me alone . [ scene_break ] scott : unless , of course , you 're bringing chinese food . madison : do you want to come in ? ryan : i 'd like to talk to you in private , please . madison : you talked to greenlee . scott knows all about it , so anything you need to say to me , you can say in front of scott . [ scene_break ] erica : hello ? are you there ? hope you 're gon na keep your promise that you 've gone for my clothes and my books . jack 's voice : got a little something for you . erica 's voice : you do ? jack 's voice : i do . here you go . erica 's voice : wow . jack 's voice : mm . book within a book , huh ? erica 's voice : `` 1 - 800-danger . `` a mystery novel ? how thoughtful . jack 's voice : open it up . go ahead . erica 's voice : a cell phone ? jack 's voice : and a charger . look . i know how fame can bring the kooks out of the woodwork -- you know , the paparazzi , the stalkers , the obsessed fans -- so i got you this , and , you know , hide it somewhere where you can find it easily , just in case . erica 's voice : jack , you really think i 'll need this ? jack 's voice : i do n't know , but do it for me , the man who loves you more than life itself . now -- give me a kiss . erica 's voice : hurry back with my phone . [ scene_break ] angie : `` woof , woof . `` ha ha ha ! `` she finally had a home . `` jesse : hmm ? angie : oh , well . at least we got your daughter to sleep . [ scene_break ] liza : hey . david : hey . liza : so i just came back from the police station and talked to one of the cops , the one that 's dating jesse 's daughter . david : monroe . liza : yeah . gave me the exact same look that jesse gave me , completely shut me down . david : huh . you 're gon na get what you need to bust hubbard . liza : mmm . david : mmm , it 's gon na be a beautiful , beautiful sunset . liza : wow , the only thing that puts that kind of spark is your eye is greenlee . david : she 's unhappy with ryan , so , so sad . [ scene_break ] ryan : for real this time ? scott : for real . madison : i want him in the delivery room with us when we have our child . he 's really stood by me . ryan : you sure about that ? [ scene_break ] jack : bye , sweetheart . give me a kiss good - bye . i 'm gon na get out of here . bianca : mmm , bye . jack : krystal , see you later . bianca : where are you going ? jack : i have to go up to the penthouse . i 've got a few court dates next week . i have to pick up suits , shirts , and stuff like that . bianca : so you 're not staying there anymore . jack : have n't stayed there since erica left . it just does n't feel like home . bianca : i 'll take the ride with you . krystal : call me if you need anything . jack : i will . thanks . you ready ? bianca : bye . [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : oh , what 's taking you so long ? get back here , whoever you are , so i can call the police , and they can lock you away the way you 've locked me away .
liza sees jesse in the park and apologizes to him for her behavior earlier and jesse who is still sad about leaving ellie 's gravesite is short tempered with her and leaves . liza is walking and is surprised by david who gives her a kiss and when liza asks him why he kissed her he tells her he wanted to remind her what she would be missing if they broke up . liza tells david that she spoke to jesse a few minutes ago and he seemed to be hiding something . liza later talks to brot at the station and asks him about jesse acting distracted and brot just tells her the chief is the chief this makes liza more suspicious and determined to find out if jesse is hiding something . angie is still determined to find out what is bothering jesse and he tells her that mayor blanco has liza watching him because she wants any excuse to fire him . erica is upset when she wakes up in bed in her fake room after her captor drugged her and erica tells he / she/ that they ruined years of sobriety without her consent and her captor apologizes and offers to give her anything she wants to cheer her up . erica remembers that jack gave her a fake book with a compartment inside it that had a cell phone in case the press or an obsessed fan got to her . erica asks her captor to bring her some clothes and the books on her nightstand . the audience sees a woman 's hands typing up every word erica says on her computer . the same woman dressed in all black with a hood over her head goes to erica 's room packs up her clothes , the books on her nightstand including the fake book and puts on some of erica 's perfume as ell as watches the video that jack watched of erica .
[ previously_on ] maddie : i still wish you 'd leave my daddy alone ! simone : turn on wrcw . tad : fusion promo , take one ! carlos : no words can reveal what 's in the heart . tad : we were on the air ? jack : will you marry me , erica ? erica : yes . [ scene_break ] [ phones ring ] simone : fusion . this is simone . [ phones ring ] simone : yes . oh , well , we 're trying -- the other line , other line . [ ring ] simone : yeah , we 're trying to keep up . oh , yes . oh , you did -- a special order ? of course . carlos : hello . fusion . simone : mm - hmm . carlos : hello . oh . damn . simone : well , yes , we can . [ phone rings ] simone : certainly . well , let me just take down your information . [ ring ] carlos : simone -- simone : just -- carlos : hello . fusion . this is carlos . yeah , i am the guy from the commercial . [ phones ring ] carlos : oh , thanks . tad : carlos -- simone : 30 cases ? tad : is the man , the fusionator . simone : sure . excellent . tad : what 's up with fingerprints ? [ tad chuckles ] tad : you -- simone : thank you . tad : you -- simone : no , thank you . tad : give me five , huh ? huh ? do n't leave me hanging . what is wrong with you ? why do n't you cheer up ? and obviously , your phones are -- you know , they 're ringing off the hook . people want more fusioneyes , more fusionlips , more fusioncarlos . liza : you think you 're so clever . tad : no , i do n't . i just simply think that , you know , simone 's little impromptu commercial was a real home run for fusion . liza : `` home run `` ! oh -- `` home run . `` what was going through your pea brain last night ? [ scene_break ] erica : good morning . well , good morning , sleepyhead . jack : erica , thank god you 're here . erica : well , where else would i be ? jack : listen to me . erica : what ? what is it ? did the doctors give you some bad news ? jack : where were you ? erica : oh , i got here as fast as i could . jack : i called you last night . i tried several times . you never picked up . erica : well , i was home . i just went to bed . look , is something wrong ? let me call the nurse . jack : no , no , no , no . no . it 's just when i could n't reach you , i just had , i do n't know , crazy things going on in my head . erica : whoa , listen to me . you just have to concentrate on getting well , because i 'm fine . jack : no . no . when chris stamp realizes that he could n't get to me , he 's going to come after you . [ scene_break ] chris : flanders , i know you 're getting my messages . call me . [ knock on door ] chris : what do you want ? aidan : can i come in ? i know you did n't shoot jackson , chris . chris : oh , i 'll sleep much better now . aidan : but i think you know who did , and i need your help . [ phone rings ] chris : you ? why ? aidan : because i 'm jackson 's friend . [ ring ] chris : i think you need to mind your own business . yeah . flanders : yeah . it 's flanders . chris : it 's about time . flanders : you played me , stamp . now get ready for payback . flanders : we had a deal . what were you thinking ? just change your mind ? you forget who you 're dealing with ? chris : i 'm not backing out . flanders : good . i sent a message to montgomery just like you wanted . now i 'm looking for my ticket and my passport out of here . chris : do n't worry . i have it . flanders : well , make a dead drop . chris : no , no , no . we got to talk first . flanders : no way . chris : oh , you want to hang around pine valley ? flanders : you better come clean , stamp . if you 're packing more than a ticket and a passport , you and ms. kane are dead . chris : just shut up . where ? flanders : two hours , in the park in the grove . aidan : who was that ? what was that about ? chris : bureau business . i 'm still a fed , you know . aidan : well , maybe for not much longer if you keep playing things like this . chris : what , is that a threat ? aidan : no , of course it is n't . look , i 'm just here to help you , chris . chris : oh . right . is that why you were working for jackson and bugging my phone conversations ? aidan : you ca n't do this solo . this mess has just gone way too far . chris : i 'll handle it . aidan : look , you are way smarter than this , chris . flanders is way out of control . chris : i said i will handle it ! it got screwed up . it 's my job to straighten it out . aidan : so , the job you got flanders was to take out jackson ? chris : no , no , no . i had flanders on a separate case . he had his own agenda . i 'm not going to get into details with you . i 'm telling you right now , jackson 's shooter will get what he deserves . aidan : i do n't want you going into this solo . chris : nobody -- aidan : i want to help you . chris : nobody else gets hurt . you got that ? aidan : if you insist . do what you got to do . good luck . chris : aidan , do yourself a favor . you watch your back . flanders knows you taped those conversations , and he 's not a man to be fooled with . aidan : okay . i got it . just take care , chris . chris : see you around . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , listen to me . chris did n't do this to you . jack : erica , how do you know ? erica : aidan . aidan told me . he told me he 's been following chris according to your orders , and he told me that he is sure that chris is innocent . chris is not an evil man . he could n't do -- jack : look , i never said -- i never said he was an evil man . i said he was a damned angry man . erica : yes , yes , and he was . but even so , he would never resort to murder , never , no matter what he said . really , please . please , jack . i know chris , and know that i 'm right about him . jack : come here , you . come here . i just love you so much . but just promise me ; just promise me that you 're going to be careful . please promise me . erica : i promise you . and i mean it , but you have to promise me that you are going to listen to the doctors so you can get out of here . jack : i will , i promise . after all , i have great incentive -- you , our wedding . erica : do n't get ahead of yourself . jack : oh , no , no , no , no , no . the sooner , the better . i 'm sure you 've already come up with 100 reasons why you want to postpone it . erica : jack -- jack : you know , i mean , the stars are n't in alignment , your hairdresser 's poodle had a hernia , the dress does n't fit either way you want it to -- or , oh , gosh , look who 's here . erica : oh . derek : how 's the patient ? erica : well , why do n't you come over here and have a look for yourself . derek : i was about to write you off , my man . erica : do n't you dare . he 's getting stronger every minute . jack : thanks to the doctors and thanks to that woman standing right there , yeah . derek : so , are you up for a few questions ? jack : sure . where do you want to start ? erica : jack , are you kidding ? you 're supposed to be resting -- jack : erica , listen to me . erica : and you 're supposed to be avoiding stress . jack : i ca n't lay here in this bed doing nothing while whoever put me here is out there planning their next move . i ca n't do that . erica : all right , five minutes . jack : okay , boss . what do you know so far ? derek : not much . we canvassed the area around s.o.s . , but so far , nothing . erica : somebody had to see something . derek : we 're not giving up . what about you , jack ? do you remember anything from that night ? jack : no . i wish i did . derek : i hate to ask you this , jack , but is there anybody out there that wants you dead ? [ scene_break ] [ phones ring ] simone : oh , wonderful . well , we can ship this afternoon . carlos : yeah . simone : actually , no . i do n't think the man of fusion will be delivering personally . carlos : yeah , that was me on the commercial . no , i 'm not lying . simone : uh - huh . carlos : look , okay -- do n't scream . hold -- let me let you talk to the marketing director . simone : that 's actually a great idea . carlos : hey -- hey , simone -- simone : you know , wait -- just handle it , okay ? just deal with it . and i 'm on the line . excuse me . i 'm so sorry . [ phones ring ] simone : right . actually , you know , the man of fusion might be interested in doing a personal appearance . carlos : look , i 'm sorry . you 're going to have to call back . yeah . simone : uh - huh . carlos : okay . tough . all right , bye . simone : what do you think you 're doing ? carlos : get off the phone . simone : what -- no , i 'm right here . uh - huh . well , you can expect your shipment by the end of the week . no . thank you . [ phones ring ] simone : if you ca n't handle the phones , carlos -- carlos : look , i 'm not your secretary or the man of fusion , simone . simone : well , you 're acting like this is a bad thing . you 're famous . carlos : i did n't do it for fame . simone : okay , well , we 'll play you eventually -- something . carlos : look , i do n't want your money . i did it for greenlee , to reach out to her , and it did n't work . simone : well -- okay . i 'm sorry about that , carlos , really . we all know that greenlee can be a brat . but the best way to mend over a broken heart is work , and this is a fabulous opportunity for you . carlos : i 'm not your poster boy , simone ! get it through your head ! simone : but they love you ! carlos : well , forget about it ! find some model to do this or something . simone : what -- liza : you turned my television station into a joke . tad : a joke ? no , liza , a joke is that infomercial you run about that czechoslovakian speed chopper that does n't work in the first place . liza : was this your plan all along ? tad : oh , yeah . yeah , that 's right . simone and i got together and we plotted out the whole thing . liza : so you were going to trick me , make me think you were filming just a commercial , and then you go live . tad : liza , relax , okay ? look at me . i swear to you , i swear to you , i did n't know it was happening until after it was over . liza : well , you 're lying . tad : no , i am not lying . i just explained to simone about going live . i did n't tell her to do it ! liza : you could have stopped it -- tad : no . no . liza : and you chose not to . tad : once again , by the time i knew what was happening , it had happened . liza : but look at you . you -- you love it . [ tad laughs ] tad : look , you got to admit it is kind of amazing . [ phone rings ] tad : i mean , the phones have n't stopped ringing since i walked in the room , you know ? [ ring ] tad : this is called an economic rush , and i know you remember what it feels like -- unless , of course , your ex - husband has completely deadened your nerve . liza : you know what ? i 'm all for adrenalin and the natural highs in live television , but not at the expense of my station . this fiasco -- tad : `` fiasco `` ? `` fiasco `` ? you are making money hand over fist . [ phone rings ] tad : boy , have you lost your edge ! liza : no , no , no ! do n't you turn this on me ! that 's so typical of you ! liza : hmm . tad : for a little tiny cosmetics company in the middle of the night . so what if every insomniac in pine valley now wants a piece of fusion ? liza : how about every insomniac in the country ? tad : huh ? liza : yeah . exactly , because , see , i do n't think you knew that when you were going live , you were on the national feed . [ phone rings ] tad : we went live across the country ? liza : yeah , let 's check this out . look , here -- portland , los angeles , st. louis , and -- oh -- new york . tad : wow . well , i guess that 's it . i guess you 're going to need some more fusion everything . liza : you know what ? the f.c.c . does not look kindly on to stunts like this . we will be fined . tad : well , call it a hunch , but i 'm guessing that fusion can pick up the tab . liza : it 's not about the money . the trade papers are going to eat us for lunch . tad : exactly ! so you issue a public apology ! that way you get even more press . liza , wake up . this is a win - win situation . it 's good for fusion and it 's good for wrcw . simone : whoo - hoo ! we did it ! oh ! yeah ! liza : what now ? simone : we 've got shelf life , baby . three of the biggest department stores in new york city want to stock their shelves with fusion cosmetics . we 've arrived . [ phones ring ] simone : they promised us primo shelf space . apparently , there were people outside the store this morning before they even opened , requesting fusion cosmetics . [ phone rings ] simone : fusion . this is simone . oh , of course -- tad : a simple `` thank you `` would suffice . liza : dream on . tad : no , you dream on , because this is your dream , okay ? it 's your dream come true . your product is going to fly off your shelves . liza : you know , i have a marketing director that loves to go to jail , and i have a best friend -- tad : who loves you . so why do n't you forget your troubles and come on and get happy because whether you like it or not , everything is going to work out . carlos : thank you , yes , and it 's a pleasure to do business with you , too , also , ma'am . bueno hay nos vemos . yeah , bye . simone : thank you so much . we 'll make sure we get that right out to you . still do n't want to be the man of fusion ? hmm . carlos : no . simone : fine , come on . a personal appearance here and there , autographs , pictures . carlos : no , i ca n't . i 'm not a model , simone . simone : yeah , but it 's your face -- i mean , your commercial that made all of this happen . carlos : yeah , well , nothing happened for me . i did it to reach greenlee , and it did n't work . simone : well , you know , she 'll come around . carlos : yeah , well , she has n't called me yet , so -- simone : well , she 's at a conference with kendall . carlos : they have phones there , you know . simone : oh , carlos , please . as soon as greenlee sees the commercial again , oh , your baby hazels will just melt our favorite ice queen . carlos : i do n't think so . she 's pretty cold . simone : no , you know , she 'll know that you were actually talking to her -- you know , straight from the heart . carlos : you know , there 's just a minor detail . simone : what ? carlos : all those words that i was talking from the heart ? simone : mm - hmm . carlos : you wrote them . simone : well , it 's a minor detail . i wo n't tell . carlos : you know , look , she 's going to figure it out , and then when she does , she 's going to hate me even more . simone : no , she wo n't . she 'll understand . i mean , look at what you 've done for fusion . carlos : she wants honesty , simone , and i keep letting her down . simone : oh -- how ? i mean , look at you . i mean , you 're this mega - hunky kind , sweet , sensitive guy . i mean , and if you need a little help to explain how you feel , big deal . carlos : it 's like , look -- it 's like every time i say something i just -- i mess up . simone : you know , if i had a guy like you that was so into me , i would be feeding you grapes in a french maid 's uniform . [ carlos and simone giggle ] carlos : come -- you have a uniform like that ? simone : no . carlos : oh . simone : but i could , you know , buy one if you 're the man of fusion . sean : and there she is . simone : sean . i mean , ofc . lyman . sean : simone . simone : yeah ? sean : a day without arresting you is like a day without sunshine . [ scene_break ] mia : hi . edmund : hi . mia : stella said i 'd find you here . edmund : uh - huh . mia : and here you are . edmund : i was just about to go for a ride . want to join me ? mia : no , no . i -- i really need to talk to you . edmund : should i be nervous ? mia : no . it 's not you . it 's just that -- well , i was up all night thinking about what happened with maddie yesterday and how upset she was to find us together . edmund : oh , listen , it 's okay . mia : and i just -- no -- edmund : she just needs a little time to adjust -- mia : i really think that we just need to put the brakes on this relationship . edmund : what ? mia : just until maddie can sort of -- edmund : no , no , whoa , whoa , mia , mia , we got something good going on here , okay ? we ca n't just throw it away . mia : i just do n't think that maddie is ready to see you with another woman . edmund : well , i 'm ready . listen , i would die for my daughter , okay , but she has to accept the fact that i -- that i like you and that i want you in my life , okay ? come here . mia : you like me that much ? edmund : oh , yeah . and we will work through this and we will give maddie lots of love and lots of assurance . mia : i do love her , you know . edmund : yeah . mia : i just wish that she 'd sort of , kind of like me a little , you know ? edmund : you know , i think she does , and she will even more . you 'll see . i promise you . and i apologize for not , you know , getting to finish what we started . mia : oh , yeah . mia : thank you for believing in us . i ca n't wrap my brain around it . i just ca n't . edmund : tell me . mia : well , after jake , i just was n't looking for anyone or anything , and here we are . [ mia sighs ] edmund : mia , you 're the first woman i 've wanted to be with in a long time . you 're not getting away from me that easy . mia : good . edmund : good . besides , with two kids and an amnesiac ex - wife , i 'm not exactly an easy sell . mia : oh , my god . you do n't know what a catch you are , do you ? edmund : no . mia : well , it 's a little weird getting the looks . edmund : oh , you got them already ? mia : oh , yeah . yeah . because this whole town is rooting for a maria - and - edmund reunion , and i 'm just -- being seeing with you does n't make me feel very popular . edmund : well , listen , i got news for you -- i was rooting for a maria - and- edmund reunion , okay , but maureen did n't give me any choice . she made her choice and -- i want to be with you . okay ? so no more talk about slowing down this relationship . you got it ? mia : oh , yeah . okay . edmund : okay . [ scene_break ] derek : no cases that stand out ? jack : not particularly , although i 'm sure there are quite a few people out there who would n't mind seeing me six feet under . erica : oh , jack , really . no , no . derek , do n't you think that 's enough for one day ? derek : okay , all right . but if you think of anything , give me a call . in the meantime , we 'll get a list of recent convictions and we 'll canvass the family members -- jack : do n't bother . you 're wasting your time . this has nothing to do with my job . derek : what does that mean ? jack : look , things between chris stamp and me lately have been pretty strained for obvious reasons . derek : you think chris stamp shot you ? erica : jack , we 've already been over this , and you know that chris could not have done this to you . jack : i think it 's worth looking into , derek . derek : has he threatened you ? jack : no . he 's too smart for that . erica : stop it , both of you ! i mean , you 're acting as if chris is some sort of a common criminal . derek : look , i just want some answers , but you do know i 'm going to have to go to chris and get his side . jack : just do n't go straight at him , derek , if you follow what i mean . and do me a favor -- stand a watch outside erica 's place until we get this figured out . erica : no , that is not necessary . jack : look , you want me out of here ? i 'm going to recover a lot faster knowing that you 're safe , sweetheart . derek : well , that 's not a problem . i 'll call it in . jack : thanks . erica : all right , i 'll -- and i 'll do this just for you . derek : i will keep you both posted . see you . jack : thanks , derek . opal : hey , there . mr. montgomery , you gave us a terrible scare . howdy , derek . derek : howdy , opal . opal : how are you holding up ? erica : oh , i 'm okay , i guess . opal : well , you -- you look paler than whipped cream on a vanilla float . jack : oh , i can always count on you to say the sweetest things , opal . opal : i think i 'm going to have to make some of my famous garbanzo guacamole surprise , put some color back in those cheeks , huh ? jack : oh , great . erica : opal , would you sit with jack for just a minute ? i want to go and check on the office . opal : well , i 'd be happy to . erica : thank you , great . okay , i wo n't be long . jack : okay . love you . opal : i 'm not kidding , mister . you gave me new some new gray hairs . jack : yeah , i 'm sorry about that . i got a few myself , i think . opal : look , i was n't going to tell you this , but , i mean , you just coming out of a coma and everything like that -- i 've been getting these vibes , bad ones , and you know how i -- jack : i know how you get vibes . opal : yeah , well , i really -- these were the real mccoy , jackson , and they were about you . jack : okay , opal , why do n't you give me some specifics on these heebie - jeebies of yours . opal : well , now , you can laugh if you want to , but i had a premonition that something awful was going to happen to you , and then , boom , you got shot . jack : well , next time warn me . opal : but you made it . you did n't die . jack : sorry to disappoint . opal : no , do n't you get it , jackson ? you were n't supposed to survive . i mean , that means that -- well , that death could still be planning to pay you a visit . [ scene_break ] erica : hello , chris . chris : been here all night ? erica : no , no . i went home . chris : ah . how is he doing ? erica : he 's getting better all the time . i mean , it may take a while for him to get back to normal . chris : yeah , sure . i 'm glad to see he 's going to pull through , though . erica : i 'd let you go in and see him . it 's just that the doctors are being so strict about visitors . chris : yeah , well , i came here to see you , and -- is there somewhere private we can go to speak ? erica : chris , i do n't -- i do n't know that -- chris : know that what i have to say is not going to take long . i -- i just want to apologize for everything , for everything that 's happened . erica : look , derek may be contacting you . he may be contacting you to ask you some questions . chris : yeah . i 'll help out in whatever way i can . erica : i know . i know that i said some pretty hateful things yesterday . chris : you had every right to . erica : aidan told me . he convinced me , you know , what i already knew was true -- that you did n't do this . you could n't do this . chris : you know , hearing you say that means everything to me . you know that , do n't you ? erica : i 'm so glad you came here to clear the air . now when i look at you , i -- i see the man that i love . chris : i -- i came to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] liza : kenny , it 's liza . call me . we 've got a situation . tad : well , do n't look at me . how was i supposed to know she had a talent for getting arrested every week ? liza : oh , you 're not going to accept a shred of responsibility ? tad : no . why should i ? it was simone 's idea . i did n't know what she was going to do last night . liza : oh , i ca n't believe this , that you 're going to just do this . you 're the one who said you liked high adventures at wrcw , pirate broadcasting , and breaking f.c.c . rules . tad : yeah , i did . i loved it . that does n't mean i designed it . liza : simone 's rap sheet did n't clue you in ? the woman breaks into a school ; she invites a police officer to a party -- tad : rap sheet ? what rap sheet ? i do n't know about a rap sheet . i was n't keeping score . liza : you know , it 's a good thing she 's in jail because when greenlee and kendall find out , they 're going to want to track her down and throttle her . [ tad imitates a buzzer ] tad : no . thank you for playing . not when they see all the orders that are coming in . take a look at this . liza : you know what ? i do n't want to look at it . tad : just look , just look . liza : no ! forget it ! you know what ? it does n't matter . did you even consider what this did to your best friend ? tad : yeah , and you know what ? honestly , i think offhand my best friend is just a little bit jealous that she did n't get to partake in the caper . liza : do you understand that i 'm facing a divorce ? tad : oh , come on , liza . you ca n't be serious . you do n't think that adam is going to try to use this against you ? liza : barry shire and his team of attorneys will do anything to twist around what goes on . tad : so -- so he 's a weasel . so we wo n't let it get that far , okay ? we 'll just -- we 'll talk to jackson . liza : jackson ? jackson ca n't help me . he 's in the hospital ! my television station , which is the only thing i have left besides my daughter , might lose its license to broadcast . was your walk on the wild side with simone really worth what you did to your best friend ? [ scene_break ] simone : no , no . no , ofc . lyman . no , you can not do this , okay ? look , it was an accident , all right ? sean : `` an accident . `` simone : yes ! sean : this time it was an accident . last time it was a -- what ? misunderstanding ? simone : exactly ! sean : right . look what 's here . your favorite cell just happens to be empty . simone : oh . oh , your humor is so -- officer : not anymore . sean : ahem . simone : to involve carlos in this is a miscarriage of justice . sean : oh , look out . somebody 's found a few fancy phrases from all those court appearances , eh ? simone : this is not fair , okay ? sean : come on , miss torres , this should be routine for you by now . simone : `` miss torres . `` you know what ? it is routine , and i know , seany , that i get a phone call . sean : oh , right . simone : mm - hmm , yes . sean : yeah , she 's got this attorney on speed dial . the kid that comes running every time his little girlfriend 's in trouble . simone : kenny is not my boyfriend , okay ? sean : oh , yeah . whatever you are , i do n't think he 'd appreciate you hanging out with this model boyfriend . simone : uh - huh . carlos : excuse me , officer . is it lemon ? simone : no . it 's ofc . lyman . carlos : oh , ofc . lym -- lyman . i 'm sorry . well , you see , i have something to tell you . sean : oh , okay . and what 's that ? carlos : well , you see , ms. torres does n't have anything to do with this . the commercial , the tv station bit that i did -- i did it alone . simone : oh , carlos , stop it , okay ? you can not do this ! carlos : oh , keep quiet , woman ! simone : no ! i 'm not going to keep quiet . carlos : yeah , keep quiet . look , i 'm the one that let the commercial go live , lemon -- i mean , lyman . simone : oh , you know what ? he has no idea what he 's saying . english is his second language , okay ? carlos : and -- no -- and i 'm willing to take full responsibility for it , yeah . simone : you know what ? if you continue in this manner , i am never going to forgive you . do you understand that ? comprende ? carlos : i mean , she was there , but , i mean , she did n't know what was going on . she does n't even know what 's going on right now . simone : oh , my gosh ! just shut it ! carlos : you 're lying ! simone : shut up . carlos : about what ? simone : oh , my god . thank god . carlos : are you going to let her go or what , officer ? simone : what took you so long ? sean : i do n't know . carlos : yes ! simone : you know what ? your `` knight in shining armor `` routine is really getting old . he 's tying to , like , take the blame for what i did . will you please stop him ? liza : simone , could you please shut up ! sean : wait a minute . what about -- liza : let tad and i deal with this . sean : what about kenny ? simone : i have n't been able to call him , remember ? sean : hmm . liza : all right . officer , i 'm the owner of wrcw where this alleged incident and crime took place . simone : no , it 's an accident . liza : took place . simone : liza , we 're calling it an accident today . liza : simone , that is just what i said . tad : look , if anybody 's to blame for this , it 's just me , okay ? i was there , i let it happen , i 'm responsible . carlos : no , come on , tad ! i 'm the one that did it ! you need to -- tad : i appreciate the thought , carlos -- carlos : i 'm singing like a canary here ! tad : but why do n't we just let fact -- liza : you know , have n't you done enough damage ? could you please let me deal with this ! sean : all right , enough ! look , i 'm the arresting officer . anybody that wants to talk about getting charges dropped or making confessions , you 're going to have to take it up with the d.a . 's office , all right ? liza : well , listen , i am the owner of this television station . simone : seany , did you even happen to see this commercial ? liza : i should be the one to decide if simone and carlos get prosecuted . tad : prosecuted ? what are you talking about ? just tell us when 's the bail hearing . liza : would you stop this ! carlos : what do you mean , bail ? i just said it was my fault ! you need to let her go . you -- sean : no . miss colby , miss colby , you and your friend here are going to have to leave . liza : you know , i just want to resolve this . could i please speak to your superior ? sean : sure . i can arrange that . liza : oh , no -- no , no . i do n't -- tad : wait , wait . liza : not that . sean : look , miss colby , we 'd appreciate your cooperation now . tad : just everybody calm down . liza : well , yeah ! tad : okay , let 's take a deep breath . we 'll wait for kenny to get here , okay , and he 'll take care of it . simone : you are such a jerk -- carlos : oh -- simone : a big fat kind of jerk . carlos : i 'm a jerk ? well , you know what ? you 're real stubborn . i mean , i want to know , were you born half mule or did you just grow up like that ? liza : fine , i 'll take this up with your commanding officer . kenny : no , excuse me ! simone : oh , kenny ! oh , thank god you 're here ! kenny : yeah , well , do n't be too happy to see me . simone : why ? no , no , no . you can fix everything . you can get me out of here , right ? kenny : i 'm afraid i 've got some bad news . [ scene_break ] mia : so the kids have a half - day of school today , right ? edmund : you remembered ? mia : oh , yes . i remember everything you tell me -- i do -- like sam has recital practice today . edmund : very good . mia : yeah . so i was thinking that maybe we could have a picnic in the park , just you and me and maddie . edmund : i think maddie would like that a lot . mia : yeah . show her some special attention . edmund : that 's great . mia : and i 'm glad you think that because i have a little surprise planned for her . edmund : oh , really ? mia : mm - hmm . edmund : well , you know , i do n't know if she deserves it . she has n't exactly been an angel lately . mia : no . she 's been a kid , and in my experience , kids need to be spoiled sometimes . edmund : okay . mia : okay . edmund : you want to tell me the surprise ? mia : no -- later . can you pick up maddie and meet me at the park ? edmund : can do . a woman of mystery -- i like that . mia : you better just brace yourself because i 'm going to pull out all the stops to win your daughter over . edmund : it should n't be too hard . you already won over her dad . mia : wish me luck . edmund : luck . hey , mia ? mia : yes . edmund : i feel real good about this . mia : me , too . [ scene_break ] opal : do n't take this personal , honey . i want to see you up and well , alive and kicking for years to come . it 's just that this was so perplexing . i mean , i saw it . i saw it so clear as day , and someone got shot , and then someone died and -- and then your face -- jack : opal , maybe the old vibe - o - meter just needs a tune - up , huh ? opal : yeah , maybe so . well , the main thing is that you are okay . [ scene_break ] erica : goodbye ? what -- chris : erica , i 'm leaving pine valley . erica : when ? where are you going ? chris : italy first , but i wanted to come see you before i left . erica : well , why now ? i mean , why in the middle of all this ? chris : erica , i ca n't stay here . erica : well , the police are going to -- i mean , you 're going to look very suspicious . chris : yeah . yeah , i know , but that 's a chance i 'm going to have to take . erica : i do n't want you to leave on my account . chris : i 've made up my mind , okay ? but i want to make something perfectly clear -- i did not shoot jackson , and i promise you this -- whoever is responsible for it , i will make them pay . erica : wait . are you saying that you know who shot jack ? chris : please . just trust me , okay ? i 'm going to set this right if it 's the last thing i do . [ scene_break ] [ opal gasps ] opal : oh . oh , my god ! jack : what , opal ? what ? opal : oh ! it just happened again ! oh , jackson ! you are not safe , not by a long shot ! [ scene_break ] kenny : liza , i 'm going to do whatever i can , but they could be looking at a felony charge . liza : all for a stupid commercial . kenny : it 's going to take a little more than my usual fast talking to make this one disappear . liza : yeah . keep me posted . simone : i screwed up -- again . i -- i will talk to the judge . and kenny , he 's great . you know , he 'll find a way to work this out . say something . liza : you know , it was bad enough when you pulled the stunts and you nearly ruined fusion . but you 've jeopardized wrcw . that 's the legacy for my daughter . and if i lose that television station -- tad : liza , you 're not going to lose wrcw . liza : you know , what you did was worse than simone , because you knew that it was wrong and you still did it , just for the thrill . have fun in jail , all of you . tad : liza , come on . simone : liza , please . tad : liza , wait . simone : no , wait , liza -- oh . tad : so , come here often ? sean : oh , yeah . [ scene_break ] edmund : whoa ! [ maddie screams ] edmund : okay , ready ? i can skip , too . [ maddie giggles ] edmund : can you skip like this ? maddie : up ! edmund : up ! maddie : up ! edmund : okay . up . up this way . [ maddie screams ] [ edmund laughs ] edmund : whoo ! mia : hi ! edmund : well , hi , there . mia : hi . edmund : wow ! mia : yeah ! edmund : that is a lot of food . mia : hi . hey . hi , maddie . edmund : maddie ? mia : it 's okay . do n't push . edmund : okay . did you make all this ? mia : yeah , well , it 's just a picnic , edmund . edmund : well -- mia : so it 's so cool that you got out of school early today , huh ? edmund : you know , mia made this day especially just for you . mia : yeah . and we are going to have so much fun , okay ? [ scene_break ] jack : opal , please calm down . if you do n't , you 're going to end up in the psych ward of this hospital . opal : oh , i know , i know . i 'm -- ahem -- here to try to help you feel better , but i 'm telling you , jack , that was just like somebody crossed right over my grave . the danger is close . jack : all right . let 's say that you 're on the mark this time . opal : so you do believe me ? jack : let 's just say i do , opal . could it be erica that 's in danger ? opal : no . no , no . i would know if it was her . jack : well , then , who ? opal : i do n't know . it 's why i want you to promise me to stay on guard . jack , there 's a reason that that happened , just now at this moment . [ scene_break ] erica : but you 've established a life for yourself here . i mean , you ca n't just uproot yourself . chris : erica , it 's -- it 's for the best . erica : i know it would n't be the same , but we can still be close . chris : oh , sure . i can go and watch you and jackson get married and then we can go to dinners together -- you know , maybe even take a vacation or two or three . erica : all right , maybe not . but i 've been friends with other men i 've been involved with . chris : erica , am i like some other man ? erica : no , you 're not . but still , i -- chris : come here . erica : chris . chris : i loved you more than i thought i could love anyone -- more than life itself . ciao , cara mia . ciao . opal : what just happened here ? erica : oh -- chris just told me goodbye . he 's leaving pine valley for good . [ next_on ] maria : were you going to explain to me , or were you just going to sneak out ? lena : hello . michael : it 's me . game over , darling . erica : i did something i never thought i would do . i asked kendall to help me . chris : jackson made it , but you wo n't .
the phones are ringing off the hook at fusion . simone is excited to see that people are going crazy for their products . carlos is disappointed that greenlee has n't called , and worries he has lost her trust . liza fears fusion will get into a lot of trouble for going on air without permission . she also fears that her station wrcw will lose its broadcasting license . she blames tad , but he says he had no idea simone was going to flip the on - air switch . he says things seem to be working out well for the company , and tells liza she 's overreacting . just then , some cops show up and take simone and carlos away . liza and tad go over to the jail with kenny . in an effort to clear simone , carlos tries to take all the blame . simone stops him from being the knight in shining armor . liza and tad talk with the cops , but tad 's arguing lands him in jail as well . kenny tells liza it does n't look so good and that they may be facing felony charges . liza is very disappointed and thanks simone and tad for ruining fusion . mia plans a picnic for edmund and maddy in the park . maddy is n't very happy to see mia , and mia worries if she 'll ever be accepted . jackson fears erica 's life may be in danger , and that chris may have been the one to shoot him . erica tells him that chris was n't the shooter , and that even aidan is sure of that . jackson tells derek anyways , just to be on the safe side . chris comes to see erica at the hospital . he tells her he 's leaving , and that he 'll always love her . he just wanted to make sure that she knew he was innocent . erica tearfully says goodbye . opal has another premonition in jackson 's hospital room . she says she 's sure jackson is still in trouble . flanders waits for chris in the woods . he is expecting chris to bring him plane tickets so he can get out of pine valley . just to be safe , flanders hides his gun under some leaves . chris is also carrying a loaded gun .
liza : are you teasing ? if i give you the wrong answer , are you going to turn me over your knee ? tad : spare me the oh - so - cute routine , all right ? i have just about od 'd on all your little games . liza : good , you know , because they used to be our games . they were olympic- sized games and you always went for the gold . tad : well , if that 's the case , then you 'll believe me when i say if you do n't tell me right now what kind of head trip you 're pulling on krystal , you will regret you ever took me on . [ scene_break ] j.r. : babe , you have the biggest heart of anybody that i know . babe : and bianca 's is right up there in size , and that 's why i picked her . j.r. : yes , as bess ' godmother . babe : and as my maid of honor -- two for one . j.r. : have you even asked her about this yet ? babe : godmother , yes . maid of honor , no , but bianca , she 's going to be cool with the short notice . j.r. : we need some time to talk this through . babe : what is there to talk about ? i see . bianca is my best friend , and i want her to be there for me and for bess . and i always thought that that was my call . are you trying to say that what i want does n't even matter ? [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's nice to see you up and about , especially here . bianca : i just came from fusion , which is code for `` i 've seen kendall , and i know what happened . `` ryan : details or broad strokes ? bianca : i know that you two are n't together anymore . do i need to know more ? ryan : well , only one thing -- that you ca n't plead her case . bianca : all right , then let me plead mine . it was all my fault . ryan : you did n't make kendall stick it to greenlee . bianca : no , i did it for her . i was the one that put that clause in banning greenlee from cambias . i was messed up , ryan , we all were , but look what it 's done to all three of you . please , ryan , if i insist that that clause be taken out , will you take kendall back ? [ scene_break ] kendall : lovely , lovely choice . you 'll be the envy of the unemployment line -- that 's your big event , is n't it ? greenlee : needle me all you want , i still wo n't share my news . though , it would serve you right if i did . kendall : no , you are going to tell me exactly what 's going on . [ scene_break ] bianca : it was the world 's dumbest move , ryan . you can just cross out that clause or ignore it altogether . ryan : bianca , you do n't have to do this . bianca : well , somebody 's got to do it . you and kendall deserve another chance . ryan : you are the world 's greatest cheerleader , bianca , but it 's too late , the game is over . so what 's next , you know , with -- with you ? school ? work ? travel might be good -- you pick the place , i 'll supply the jet . bianca : i 'm going back to work , but let 's forget about that right now . let 's focus on what 's really important . ryan : getting back to day - to - day rates right up there , bianca . bianca : you can keep changing the subject , ryan , but i 'm just going to keep changing it back . you love kendall , kendall loves you . ryan : you know what ? sometimes it 's really -- it 's a relief to focus on work and numbers because what it does is it keeps the brain very busy and allows the heart time to heal . bianca : hmm . there 's another way for your heart to heal , and i think we both know what -- or who -- it is . ryan : i was talking about you . bianca : no , you only think you were . please , ryan , hear me out on this one . ryan : bianca , you 've been here before trying to do damage control for me and kendall . bianca : you listened to me before because you knew i was right . ryan : this time it 's different , ok ? there 's nothing else to say . there 's no going back . bianca : you ca n't know that . ryan : yes , i can . i 'm sorry , bianca , but it 's over . there is absolutely nothing you can do to change that . bianca : why ? ryan : because i offered kendall everything that i had , and she said no . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's your deal , kendall ? you want to rip my dress right off me ? that 's only fair , i guess . here . this spot right here will give you optimum rippage . go ahead , i 'll cover the damage with my first unemployment check . kendall : what kind of maneuver is that ? greenlee : it 's a nifty little trick from my new book , `` confrontation for dummies . `` i call it giving in . kendall : you would 've rather jumped off the roof of the fusion building . this -- this is about ryan , is n't it ? greenlee : my -- it 's awe - inspiring . really , your paranoia knows no bounds . kendall : yeah , well , consider it well - earned , well - deserved caution . i 'm not going to let you blindside me again . greenlee : oh , would n't dare try it . you 're the master . you played me , you beat me , you wiped the court with my heinie . you 're the champ , i 'm the also - ran . kendall : ok , see -- see , you 're smiling right now . the only reason you 'd be smiling is if you had another grenade to toss my way . greenlee : that 's what 's ticking you off -- that i can manage to smile ? kendall : yeah , no -- it 's not that same little bitchy smile that you always do . it 's this really weird , satisfied smile , which is why i have to watch my back even more . greenlee : wow . it 's not enough that you kicked me out of my own company . now you want me to sob hysterically as i cringe at your feet . kendall : i really do n't care what you do . greenlee : as long as i suffer loudly and then go away ? kendall : no , you see , this is a smokescreen so that you do n't have to tell me what you 're really up to . greenlee : now , here 's an interesting thought -- if we ran fusion together , you would n't have to ask me what i 'm up to . there 'd be no secrets between us . but you used your sister to boot me out of my company . you 're the winner in all this , kendall . smile -- it increases your face value . kendall : i could n't be happier . greenlee : super . and while i 'm not at your level of bliss , i plan to use this as a learning experience . the mature approach could serve us well , do n't you think ? kendall : i think being left with nothing has sent you completely over the edge . greenlee : fyi , this little fashion makeover -- it 's for the wedding . [ scene_break ] liza : krystal and i -- our paths hardly ever cross since you went monk on us . tad : yeah , and yet you managed to work in a little after - dinner head game in the ladies ' room at sos ? you know , i 'm sure you were so slick she never even saw it coming . you make a little casual comment , pretend to know more than you do , and wait for her to dump the rest . liza : i did n't go after krystal . and even if i did , would she need you to protect her ? she 's not exactly a hothouse flower . tad : maybe not , but this also involves j.r. and babe , and it 's never a good idea to go after my kid . liza : well , i honestly do n't know what it is that you think i 'm doing , but you 're wrong . why do n't we just take a step back and we can talk later . tad : no , we wo n't talk later , ok ? i 've had it , i 'm done , liza . i mean , you skulk around , you spy on me . now you 're -- now you 're screwing with krystal 's head ? what 's next , stove - top rabbit stew ? is this really what you 're about ? because if it is , i do n't want to have anything to do with you anymore . liza : do n't you -- are you listening to yourself ? did you hear just the way you just talked to me ? tad : well , liza , i do n't even know who the hell you are ! liza : i am your friend ! i am the one that will tell you that krystal carey is bad news ! and while she 's trying to bring you down , i 'm trying to protect you . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know j.r. would give you the world . he just wants to make sure that making bianca the godmother is the right thing for everybody . babe : well , this is n't about everybody . it 's about me and j.r. and bess -- or at least that 's what i thought . adam : and all eyes are on me -- understandably so . i made it quite clear how i feel about bianca being anywhere near bess . krystal : well , heck , you 're just a little gun - shy after what she did . i mean , nobody can blame you for that . adam : well , i do n't want to complicate what is already a complicated issue . so , the decision is yours -- you and j.r . i leave you to it . babe : so , what , you going to try to talk me out of it ? j.r. : no . i 'm going to tell you the truth -- i do n't want it to happen . babe : what do you think , mama ? j.r. : this is n't about her . you already said it , babe . it 's about you , me , and bess . krystal : j.r. is right , ok ? this is a decision that should be made between a husband and a wife together . j.r. : our wedding should be romantic and beautiful with no tension . how relaxed can we be with bianca standing there right next to us ? i just think it 's too soon to be pulling her into something this big . babe : and when will it be ok ? j.r. : maybe never . babe : i love you , j.r. , i really do , but i 'm sorry , i just do n't get this . how can you be so kind and caring when it comes to me , but then when it comes to bianca you do n't even have an ounce of compassion for your old friend ? j.r. : that 's not true . i care about bianca . that 's why i think we should leave her alone . babe : yeah . that 's not how a friend thinks , that 's how your daddy thinks . j.r. : well , my father 's not always wrong . babe : you know what ? if you and adam are going to gang up on me and tell me who can be a part of our wedding , then maybe there should n't even be a wedding at all . [ scene_break ] greenlee : gosh , kendall , that was sweet of you to wait for me . kendall : ok , if you do n't stop with your little cutesy act , i 'm going to vomit . just , please , tell me , what wedding ? greenlee : it 'd be my pleasure to share the good news . kendall : great . so then let 's get on with it . greenlee : my big event that i 'm going to ? kendall : mm - hmm . greenlee : is babe and j.r. 's wedding . kendall : what ? greenlee : you did n't hear that they 're renewing their vows ? i thought you and j.r. were such pals . i guess you were too busy planning to overthrow me . kendall : no , no , i knew that . j.r. told me , but how did you land on the guest list ? greenlee : oh , my mother 's the wedding planner . i mean , she may be broke , but she sure can spend other people 's money . kendall : oh , so she 's your date ? how very sad for both of you . i 'm sorry . greenlee : i know . poor single me , how will i ever go on ? they say that you have to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with anyone else . looks like we both have our work cut out for us . kendall : i 'm extremely happy how my life is going . fusion keeps me very satisfied . greenlee : well , make sure you keep an eye on that . all work and no play leaves you a paycheck and diddly - squat else . hmm . well , actually , for someone who 's left with nothing , i 'm all booked up . i got to run . myrtle : any luck ? i thought the last one was smashing . greenlee : oh , they were all great , myrtle , but i think the one is still waiting for me . myrtle : well , do n't give up , you 'll get it . greenlee : and i 'll snatch it right up , thanks . myrtle : go snatch . [ myrtle laugh ] greenlee : bye , ladies . kendall : what -- what is up with her ? what 's going on with her ? myrtle : well , she 's very peppy , i must say i saw that . kendall : yeah , well , did she say what the dress was for ? myrtle : no . no , she just said it was for a very important occasion . [ scene_break ] ryan : i know kendall . i -- i can see straight into her soul . she ca n't -- she ca n't let go , she ca n't let herself be content . she plants landmines and she steps on them herself . bianca : because she does n't think that she deserves to be happy . ryan : the `` because `` does n't matter anymore , bianca . she just -- she just ca n't do it . now , i knew it was going to be tough for her to have greenlee back at fusion , you know , as her full and equal partner , but i was going to hold her hand . i was going to get her past it , and she would n't let me . bianca : you caught her off - guard -- ryan : it 's way too late . it 's too late . if -- if you could 've been inside my head and seen the hopes that i had for me and kendall , she trashed them . and i know that we 've been there before , but that does n't make it any easier . and now -- and now those pictures in my head are gone , and i finally get it . what kendall is capable of giving me is not what i want . bianca : oh , ryan . i 'm so sorry . ryan : do n't -- do n't -- do n't get sucked in by all this , all right ? you have been through hell . you need to focus on you , not all of this junk . bianca : shattered dreams are shattered dreams . does n't matter how or why . they 're still lying in pieces on the ground . i 'm so sorry , ryan . ryan : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] krystal : honey , what are you saying ? of course you want this wedding . babe : not if there 's going to be this big - old - ugly cloud about bianca hanging over it . the day is supposed to be about love , and if it 's not that , why even have one ? krystal : honey , honey , love means a healthy dose of compromise , you know , even for catered affairs . j.r. : the wedding and the christening should be about how much we love each other and how much you love other people around you . babe : does this mean that you understand ? j.r. : yes , whatever you want . this wedding will be your dream come true . babe : not if adam has anything to say about it . honey , i do n't mean to make you tangle with your daddy . it 's just that if my best friend is n't welcome , i feel like i 'm not welcome . and if he 's going to keep acting like that , i just -- i really ca n't have the wedding here . j.r. : i 'll handle adam . you concentrate on the cake and the flowers and those little almond candies that i like . babe : thank you for making me your wife all over again . j.r. : yeah . all right . babe : is he not the sweetest thing ever ? krystal : honey , get out the crash cart . you almost gave me a heart attack ! baby doll , have you forgotten why you need this wedding ? babe : but it does n't mean that it still ca n't be awesome . krystal : `` awesome `` means being legally married to the father of your child . good night ! baby doll , you can not afford to go bridezilla on j.r. , you 've got too much to lose ! babe : you know what ? i do n't even care -- they can forget the stupid tablecloths and -- and drop the dumb cake , for all i care , but you know what ? god -- i love bianca , and i want her to be a part of this . krystal : well , honey , it 's about priorities , ok ? i know you love bianca , but you love j.r. and you want to be his lawfully wedded wife , with the emphasis on `` lawfully . `` babe : but j.r. , he saw it my way , and i 'm sure he can convince adam to come around . krystal : i do n't know if that 's in the plus column . babe : what is this , mama ? are n't you even happy for me ? krystal : yes , i am , honey . but j.r. has a point . i mean , i think it might be a good idea to put a little distance between bianca and bess . i -- i just think that might be the right thing for everybody . [ scene_break ] liza : tell me , was i supposed to just let krystal drag you down ? you know , i never did find out what it was she was hiding , and for all i know , she could have you wrapped up in something illegal . tad : liza , i 'm a grown man , ok ? you do n't have to look out for me , i do n't need a bodyguard . liza : friends do n't need an invitation to look out for one another . tad : well , by all means , consider yourself uninvited . seriously , i do n't want to see you skulking around in the shadows trying to defend poor , dim tad . liza : oh , come on , you 're one of the brightest people i know . tad : well , right now my light bulb is going off , and it 's telling me that you 're throwing your elbows around in other people 's lives , trying to stick your nose in something that does n't concern you . liza : all right , you know what ? you do n't even want to hear what i have to say . tad : no ! not if you 're going to try to con me about some big secret , i do n't . liza : you know , what did she do to you ? how -- how have you lost the ability to think with your brain ? tad : watch it . liza : whatever krystal is involved in could create a lot of damage to you and to your family . ca n't you see that ? tad : i do n't know what you think you know and it does n't matter . the only thing that does is whatever happens between me and krystal is none of your business . liza : of course it is . i 'm in love with you . you know , we 've -- we 've come so close so many times , and we never go for the relationship because we 're afraid it 's going to ruin our friendship . but i -- i think we 're wrong . i think it would make our relationship bigger and better . tad : what ? liza : well , i think , accepting what i already know to be true -- that dixie has the largest part of your heart . but that you have a special corner in there that 's just for me . tad : my god , of course i do . liza : i want to save my spot , and that means i ca n't let krystal screw this up for us . tad : oh , liza . krystal has n't screwed us up . i have . [ scene_break ] krystal : i just do n't see how letting bianca around bess is going to do her any good . babe : but it will . krystal : just like that ? honey , you do n't have any way of knowing that for sure . babe : then how come i can feel it straight down to my fingertips ? krystal : here , sugar , sit down , sit down . [ babe sighs ] krystal : listen , you feel for your friend . but , honey , there 's just no way you can tape that poor girl 's heart together . babe : mama , i love you , i really do , but you are dead wrong on this one . when i woke up last night to feed bess , i got hit with that exact same feeling that i have been feeling ever since the hospital -- that somehow bess is the answer for bianca . krystal : honey , listen , you -- you just ca n't put that kind of responsibility of healing bianca on bess ' tiny -- tiny shoulders . babe : i know , and that 's why it 's up to me . i 'm the only one that can help bianca . does any of this even make any sense at all ? krystal : yeah . yeah , it -- it makes perfect sense . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh -- thank god you are here . i feel like pulling out all my hair , though i 'd rather yank out hers . bianca : stop . kendall : you are not going to believe the day i had . i just ran smack into greenlee . ugh . she was all weird , she was all creepy smiles and quippy remarks . she 's definitely up to something . bianca : i said stop ! kendall : bianca , what 's wrong ? bianca : you , your head , this craziness that 's spilling out . kendall , you are spiraling into misery , stupidity , and pain , and there is no way that i 'm going to let you do it . sit . i said , sit ! kendall : ahem . well , ryan should not have dragged you into this . bianca : i dragged myself into it . i went over there with my usual routine -- `` poor kendall , so misunderstood , all she needs is love -- `` blah , blah , blah . how many times have i pleaded your case for you ? kendall : you know , you have enough going on , bianca , without trying to get me and ryan back together . bianca : well , you do n't have the sense to do it yourself , so bianca to the rescue to help save her sweet , loving sister . you know , by the time i left that penthouse , my heart was breaking for the guy . kendall : yeah , well , then your heart was the only one that was broken , ryan does n't have a dent in his . bianca : i do n't know what 's worse -- that you 're cruel or you 're too willful to notice . you drop - kicked ryan 's dreams , kendall . you completely destroyed his vision of a happy future . do you have any idea what that does to a person ? kendall : yeah , actually , i do . i have some idea . bianca : do n't you dare make this about how much you 've been hurt . i have fallen for that way too many times . you hurt ryan badly , kendall , and , god forgive me , i helped ! i was angry at greenlee , so when you came to me with that idea for that clause banning her from fusion , i jumped all over it . but we were wrong , and it 's time to step up and admit it . if not , you got a damn good chance of condemning yourself to a lifetime of misery and loneliness ! kendall : all right , you know what ? you need to relax , you 're turning red ! bianca : i 'll go purple if i thought it would help ! you want revenge on greenlee , fine . get a dartboard with her picture on it . but you 're letting revenge completely destroy your chances of -- of having a happy future . i 'm so mad i could scream ! kendall : all right , well , then scream at ryan . he 's the one who chose greenlee over me . bianca : uh - uh . that 's not true . he chose his own dignity . but greenlee is waiting in the wings . if she 's smart enough to take a shot at ryan -- which i think she is -- then i say , `` goodbye , ryan . `` it 's exactly what you deserve . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] [ music plays ] greenlee : david ! david : hey . greenlee : come in ! sit down ! tell me good things ! david : it looks like your closet threw up . greenlee : oh , you know , i 'm a big fan of options . david : are you planning a trip ? greenlee : an adventure . david : oh . and very happy about it , i see . it 's been quite a while since i 've seen you smile . greenlee : guess so . you 're not the only person who 's noticed . david : well , i hope this bit of news does n't crash your mood . greenlee : hmm . hit me with it . david : i confirmed my suspicions -- ryan is still in love with kendall . greenlee : frightening , is n't it ? the girl certainly does weave a spell . david : that does n't surprise you ? greenlee : it surprises me that you expect me to be surprised . and it surprised me that ryan shared with you the surprise that kendall 's not out of his system ? no . hand me that dress , will you ? david : well , first of all , ryan did n't give me that information willingly . greenlee : ooh . seems someone was scheming for some info , and for once , it was n't me . david : all right , all right , greenlee , greenlee , just -- just stop -- stop folding for one second and listen to me , please . ryan is still in love with kendall , which means forget mary 's advice or whatever else you were thinking of doing . stay away from him , or else , i 'm telling you , he 's going to con you and he 's going to hurt you . greenlee : ryan has been nothing but upfront with me so far , and believe me , i 'm feeling no pain . david : oh , really ? ok , well , has he mentioned that kendall is still in love with him ? greenlee : more old news . david : why is n't this registering ? the two of them are not over each other yet . greenlee : kendall may not be done with ryan , but he 's definitely done with her . [ scene_break ] livia : insurance -- ok . stock portfolios -- fine . what -- what 's this ? no sex either with each other , nor with other people ? ryan : well , that 's where the six - month option comes in -- revise , renew , or retreat . livia : very thorough and very explicit . ryan : yeah . well , you know , it 's all greenlee . she 's a very proactive problem solver . livia : right down to the division of household labor . ryan : i give her two weeks before we get a full staff . livia : uh - huh . huh . well , i can really see why you did n't want the cambias attorneys involved with this . ryan : yeah , i like my privacy . and besides , it 's all for the better of the company -- cambias gets a good businessperson , greenlee gets what she deserves . livia : you 're very optimistic . ryan : and as for the details of this prenup , nobody is going to know about them unless this arrangement crashes and burns , which i do n't think is going to happen . livia : one question -- ryan , have you sought some professional advice ? ryan : well , yeah -- i came to the best . livia : i mean a doctor 's advice , because you are seriously off the deep end . [ scene_break ] tad : liza , i do n't know where or when or even why it happened , but somewhere along the line you became my best friend . i mean , no matter how much destruction you caused in my life , no matter how much havoc i wreaked in yours , you and i never drifted so far apart that we could n't find one another again . liza : well , we never have to drift apart ever again , and we 've been moving to this point since we were teenagers . tad : i do n't think where we 're moving is what you 've got in mind . i know you love me , and i love you right back , but just not in the way you 're thinking . liza : i know that dixie holds your heart . tad : no , that 's -- that 's not what i meant . liza : not dixie ? tad : the other day , you nailed me when you said that my little hiatus was just a way of covering my feelings for krystal . liza : well , i -- i was wrong . tad : no . you were n't wrong , because i do have feelings for krystal . i do n't know where they 're going to take me , but i 'm going to try to follow them , if she 'll let me . liza : tad , i mean , what you and i have is a lot more than what happens in the bedroom . tad : if i had ever thought for one second the two of us getting involved would risk our friendship , i would n't have done it in the first place . liza : oh , so you -- you never -- well , all this did n't really have anything to do with dixie . i lost out to miss tractor pull 1993 . and you just want me to shake it off and be your good friend ? tad : hey -- you and i have been through a lot of really , really bad things together . i know we can get through this . liza : you know , i got to tell you , you know what i thought about when we were together ? i thought that we were making love . tad : just tell me what to do so i can make this better . liza : no , you should go and be with her . you should share your -- your tender feelings with her . and when she pulls the rug out from underneath you and you need a shoulder to cry on , you should go to someone else , because your good friend liza really does n't give a damn anymore . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all hail the conquering hero . consider adam handled . babe : you made adam see it my way ? j.r. : well , he understands this is what you want -- well , what both of us want -- and he 's agreed to not interfere with bianca doing double duty . [ babe giggles ] babe : did you hear that , mama ? i have my maid of honor and bess has her godmother . krystal : yeah , yeah . way -- way to go , j.r . j.r. : mm - hmm . babe : please , this is the way it should be . j.r. : well , it 's your choice . krystal : well , since that 's all settled , i 'll just go check on mary , make sure she has n't booked a fleet of harpists to pluck you down the aisle . [ babe and j.r. chuckle ] babe : you -- [ door closes ] babe : you make my heart happy . i just -- i just do n't want us to get all wrapped up in this wedding and forget why we 're doing it in the first place . you 're my forever man , j.r. and , yes , i promise i wo n't be that cheesy at the ceremony . [ j.r. and babe chuckle ] j.r. : this is only the beginning . i am so in love with you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] david : that smile tells me that you have a plan . greenlee : i 'm smiling because life suddenly does n't suck . david : well , that 's great , wonderful ! and the reason for that is ? greenlee : actually , it was all ryan 's idea . david : greenlee , greenlee , no ! oh , come on ! whatever he 's offering you , run the other way ! greenlee : david , i 've examined all the angles , and it 's going to work out to my advantage . david : oh , great . great , so he sucked you into some kind of business scheme -- like the jerk needs any more money . i 'm telling you , greenlee , that you 're going to end up taking all the risk on this . greenlee : oh , i 'd say it 's about 50/50 . [ david sighs ] david : all right , all right . start from the beginning . greenlee : well , that 's a very long time ago . at the same time , not . anyway , i ca n't get into it . david : which is another way of you saying you do n't want me to talk you out of this . greenlee : well , you could try , but it would n't work . david , you told me to do something for myself . this is it -- for myself . forget sitting around feeling sorry for myself . behold , i am on the edge of greatness -- money , power , and a wonderful friend by my side . david : yeah , well , if that friend is ryan lavery , i 'm going to staple you to that chair . greenlee : the red or the pink ? david : all right , what is this really about ? what , this is another way for you to screw over kendall , is n't it ? greenlee : no . but i did have a ringside seat while she did it to herself . david : whatever this is , please , just forget it , let it go ! greenlee : i ca n't , it 's impossible . a big , beautiful opportunity just fell into my lap . i have six months to make it pan out . david : six months ? greenlee : mm - hmm . david : you ca n't possibly leave yourself exposed for six months , that 's suicide ! greenlee : well , there is inherent risk and the possibility of an awful outcome if it takes a nosedive . but i will have tried , david . i will have said , `` boy , howdy , `` to life 's infinite possibility . oh , it makes me proud just to think about it . david : fine , think about it all you want , just do n't actually do it ! greenlee : oh , you would n't say that if you understood . if this works out , i 'll have the world . [ scene_break ] livia : i do n't really know you , ryan . our only contact came during kendall 's murder trial . i assume you remember that ? ryan : yes . it 's in the past . livia : well , what about kendall refusing to take off her engagement ring because she was so very much in love with you ? ryan : in the past . livia : and what about greenlee going into shrieky harpy mode and nearly ruining my case , nearly getting kendall convicted ? i guess that 's all ancient history , too ? ryan : yes , greenlee has a certain dramatic flair . livia : so does an h - bomb . but if you 're intent on going through with this -- ryan : the vows , the ring , the whole shebang . livia : ok , well , then i guess there 's nothing for me to do but draw up this prenuptial agreement . one more question , and it wo n't be about your sanity . [ scene_break ] bianca : you have an amazing man who 's in love with you . do you ever think about that ? do you think about the incredible future you could have with him ? no ! you obsess about greenlee ! kendall : she obsessed on me first . bianca : forget about her . you know , every time you lost ryan you swore you would do whatever it took to make it right again , and every time he came back to you , you blew it again . well , guess what -- there may not be a next time . no scarlett o � hara , `` i 'll think about that tomorrow . `` ryan is gone . do you hear me ? he 's gone , and you 're the one who lost him . kendall : no , this is -- this is a lot more than just what happened in that boardroom . there are tons of reasons why ryan and i do n't work . bianca : no , no , no , stop , not one more word . kendall : i just want to explain ! bianca : stop , stop ! kendall , i mean it ! i 'm serious , shut up ! no excuses , no finger - pointing ! you have been given an incredible gift from the love gods , and you toss it aside like a gum wrapper ! it makes me want to smack you upside the head and shake you until your teeth rattle ! kendall : can i talk now ? bianca : no ! this is it ! right now , can you prove that you 're not going to spend the rest of your life sabotaging your own happiness ? answer me . kendall : i do n't know how . bianca : yeah , you do . you go to ryan 's right now . you tell him that you 're sorry for being so selfish and paranoid and incredibly stupid , and you tell him that you love him . or get ready for a lifetime of regret . [ scene_break ] ryan : so we 're all good ? livia : oh , considering the enormous risk you 're about to take , you 're very well - protected . the only thing left is for me to messenger these to you once they 've been printed up . ryan : location to be announced . livia : well , wherever you 're going , be sure there 's a notary . you want those signatures official when you both sign , otherwise this is so much confetti . ryan : oh . sounds messy . livia : the only thing left is congratulations , i guess . ryan : ha . well , thank you for trying to make that sound convincing -- and for your confidentiality . livia : that goes with the lawyer gig . ryan : hmm . livia : i 'm worried about you . ryan : certifiably sane , on my honor . livia : your mind may be sound , but your body ? ryan , you 're about to step between kendall hart and greenlee du pres . which means in order for them to kill each other , they have to go through you . well , that 's a shame because you have a great face . [ scene_break ] david : this is crazy . you ca n't -- you ca n't just up and leave like this . greenlee : because why ? my job ? nonexistent . my family ? i ca n't really help them right now . my friends ? very short list , and if they do care about me , they 'll cheer me on . david : yeah , well , i refuse to cheer for ryan lavery as both friend and family . greenlee : you wo n't be cheering for him , you 'll be cheering for my happiness . feel free to clap wildly . david : damn it , greenlee , i do n't want you anywhere near ryan , especially if you wo n't tell me what 's going on . greenlee : i love you , david . i love that you care enough to worry about me , but i 'm done sitting on the sidelines . i have been handed a wonderful chance . i 'm going to take it , come what may . i ca n't be late , not this time . bye . [ scene_break ] bianca : now , get your butt over to ryan 's and pray that he listens to you . because if you throw away a shot at a happy future with ryan , so help me -- it 's ryan , or a thousand what - ifs . those are your options . kendall : bianca -- bianca : i know . run ! [ scene_break ] tad : i 've been looking for you . krystal : ca n't imagine why . tad : well , there have been some changes and i wanted to give you an update . krystal : on what ? tad : this . [ tad grabs krystal and gives her a passionate kiss . ] [ scene_break ] [ liza sits at her desk at chandler enterprises staring at the annulment papers . ] j.r. : hey . you ok ? you look like someone shot your dog , or you want to shoot theirs . what is it ? [ next_on ] krystal : what in blazes are you after , tad martin ? tad : you and me and a little romance . j.r. : something heavy 's going down . just rip off the bandage , i can take it . kendall : come on , already , come on ! greenlee : before we go on the marriage - go - round , i 've got one more condition -- strip down to your six - pack .
after bianca hears ryan 's protests that he 's done everything he can to make it work with kendall , and kendall has made it impossible , bianca goes to confront her sister and says she must go back to ryan or else she will regret it for the rest of her life . greenlee makes it clear to everybody that she is totally content with her business - marriage with ryan . she does not listen to david hayward 's protests against it . and ryan does not listen to livia fry 's advise against it .
[ music plays ] ryan : i had some whiskey , i had some beer . i had a few shots , but i know i 'm not that drunk . kendall : oh , you heard me right . i want to restart our hookup , give us another chance . ryan : hardly touched , so i know it 's not your beer talking . kendall : i am stone - cold sober . all those men in my life -- forget them . if you 're really done with greenlee , take me back . i am all yours . singer : see , i got a hundred - dollar bill and love on my mind , yeah [ scene_break ] jamie : this is better . brooke : i needed to get out of that house . jamie : all the old memories of aunt phoebe ? brooke : well , one day i know i 'll be able to wrap them around me like her old mink coat , but i 'm just not ready to miss her yet . jamie : do n't even , mom . you miss her now . brooke : i do . i have to make the funeral arrangements , so -- jamie : when 's the last time you closed your eyes ? brooke : i do n't know , i think the spital chapel . jamie : well , go up to my old room , try to get some sleep . i 'll make the calls . brooke : oh , sweetie , i know you want to help and i love you for it , but i have to do this . i have to try and let it sink in that -- that she 's gone . [ knock on door ] maria : jamie , where 's your mom ? brooke : oh , maria . maria : you stole my kids , and i want them back ! [ scene_break ] sam : hey . are you trying for a look that says `` runaway `` ? do you want security to send us back home ? sit . maddie : mom must have read the note we left by now . sam : yeah , right , if she ever made it home . anyway , a few minutes , we jet off for paris , mom ca n't touch us . when we 're out of here , no one will care whose kids we are . [ scene_break ] erica : how dare jack keep me waiting . it 's just a power play , i know it . mr. babcock : miss kane , we ca n't begin the wedding walk - through without the groom . erica : oh , really ? thank you . i 've never done this before . reggie : all right , j -- he left his office hours ago , and his cell phone goes straight to voicemail . erica : i hate when that happens . well , great . he 's a no - show . how wonderful . lily : you mean it 's not wonderful . it 's called sarcasm . it 's saying the exact opposite of what you mean , but it 's not the same as a lie . mr. babcock : this is my busy season . my schedule is very tight , and we 're already running late . miss kane , when may we expect mr. montgomery ? erica : when he gets here , obviously . mr. babcock : but my schedule . erica : your schedule will need adjustment . lily : i keep a schedule , too . it keeps me focused and calm . mr. babcock : i 'll trade you . reggie : look , j will be here any minute , ok ? mr. babcock : perhaps we should reschedule . erica : look , mr. babcock , i am getting multiple headaches without your reminding me every two seconds of your anal - retentive timetable . jack : ok , everybody , let 's get this show on the road . erica : ok ! two weeks from today , our wedding day -- you going to breeze in this late , too ? jack : so where 's kendall ? i thought she was supposed to be here . erica : kendall is my worry , not yours , as you 've made it so abundantly clear . mr. babcock : any chance this wedding wo n't make it down the aisle either ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you know you do . we do . we were good , ryan . we were so good no one could touch us . ryan : we were done a long time ago . kendall : well , it 's a brief little intermission , a little time - out . now we 're back , only we 're ahead of the game . all you have to do is press play . ryan : it 's broken , kendall . kendall : ryan , you 're sitting here in a bar , drinking all by yourself in the morning . that is a full - blown marriage alert . come on . if i 'm what you want , i 'm yours . greenlee : i 'm so going to kill that lying , cheating husband stealer . [ music plays ] babe : shh ! greenlee : what , what -- hey , let go of me ! babe : shh . you do n't know kendall 's game yet . greenlee : she 's putting major moves on my husband . babe : ok , you were there when kendall set up ryan to dis you and , well , you were part of that , were n't you ? and he did n't talk trash , so that 's a good thing , right ? greenlee : my secret weapon is seducing my husband . try slapping a happy face on that . babe : ok -- shh -- listen . it took me a sec to figure it out , but i really think this is kendall 's plan . it 's just stepped up a notch . greenlee : try consulting your bartender guide -- `` conclusions that suck . `` babe : kendall does her come - on , ok ? she was for a comeback from ryan . greenlee : a come - on was n't part of the plan . babe : oh , god , how far is it really going to go ? it 's not like they 're going to go do the deed on the pool table or something . just relax , let kendall play it out . greenlee : as if you know anything about it . babe : i know that your husband is all kinds of lost and that you want to help him . but you popping up and yelling `` surprise `` -- it 's not going to help anyone . greenlee : wow , the things you learn reading cocktail napkins . babe : he 'll realize that you set him up , and then what ? he 's going to hate that . so how about you just stay down , shut up , and then just learn to trust your friends ? greenlee : god , you give me so my new reasons to despise you . anyone who trusts kendall is a fool , and i know what that makes me . singer : hey , baby hey , baby whoo ! kendall : you know -- ahem -- it 's really sad when a relationship falls to pieces . but , ryan , it happens . you just have to cut your losses . why do n't you come home with me ? i 'll run a shower as hot as you can stand it , get in there , and it 'll just be , you , me , all that steam , and a nice little bar of soap . [ scene_break ] erica : mr. babcock , this is just our teasing way of showing affection for each other . of course this wedding is going to happen . jack : absolutely . wedding full speed ahead . mr. babcock : forgive me . i just picked up on a smidge of tension . erica : well , in your line , i 'm sure you 're familiar with premarital jitters ? reggie : she means `` cold feet . `` lily : but the almanac forecasts that the rest of may will be unseasonably warm . jack : actually , honey , reggie was talking about nervousness . erica : doubts . jack : yes , you know , that sinking feeling you 're about to make the biggest mistake of your life ? erica : which is so not where we are . jack : oh , definitely not , definitely not . i 've been waiting years to make an honest woman of erica . erica : what is that supposed to mean ? reggie : what they got for free , now they 're going to pay for . jack : mr. babcock , if you are sensing a bit of an edge , it 's just because we are so very excited about our big day . erica : the happiest day of our lives . mr. babcock : then we may proceed ? jack : absolutely . let 's get this over with . let 's get on with this . mr. babcock : let me see . ahem . lily : the ceremony begins at 2 : 00 p.m . mr. babcock : mm - hmm . lily : i 'm a bridesmaid , so i 'll walk down the aisle at 2 : 02 p.m . reggie : oh , and i 'm the best man . i 'm in charge of the rings , the bachelor party , and making sure j gets there bright and early with his shorts on . mr. babcock : yes . well , 2 : 36 p.m. -- the doves . jack : oh . excuse me , the -- the what ? mr. babcock : the doves . part of the ceremony , feathered symbols of your eternal union . erica : i told you about the doves , darling . jack : oh , i do n't think you did , sweetheart . erica : no , i 'm sure i did . jack : oh , dear , i think i would remember wailing birds . erica : they hardly wail . mr. babcock : i should say not . i 've arranged for 24 milk - white doves to be released and flock through the skylight when you 're introduced as husband and wife . reggie : you better pray those doves have been fasting . lily : dad ? dad , birds are a link to the dinosaurs , especially the raptors . erica : it 'll be breathtaking . camera 1 will get the wide shot while camera 3 zooms in as they wing their way up the skylight . jack : my god , are we talking about our wedding here or an alfred hitchcock remake ? erica : i 'm going to videotape the doves , the whole ceremony , for my new tv show . it 'll be our new beginning . i 'm sure i told you about this . jack : can we take 5 , please , over there ? just over there . erica : oh . lily : i thought that weddings were supposed to make the bride and groom 's mouth turn up . but dad and erica 's are turned down . am i getting it wrong or are they mad at each other ? reggie : no , lily , you 're not getting it wrong . i wish you were , though . [ scene_break ] maddie : i hate flying . my ears always pop . sam : ok , i 'll get you some gum . now , watch our stuff , read your magazine , shuffle through your tunes , act bored like the suits in business class . no one will look at you twice . maddie : i can do bored . zach : whoa . hey , sam . sam : slater . where are you headed ? zach : vegas , unfinished business . you ? sam : oh , um -- well , mom 's sending me and maddie to stay with friends until we 're not the town 's most embarrassing headline . zach : do n't believe what 's in that story . sam : breaking stories , breaking lives . you know about that , right ? [ scene_break ] maria : sam , maddie ? you better get in here right now ! do you hear me ? jamie : maria , your kids are n't here . maria : where did you hide them , brooke ? jamie : my mom 's not hiding anyone . maria : no , i know they have to be here . my kids ran away and , of course , they would come to you because you 're the one that they love and trust . brooke : you listen to me ! if you drove your kids out of your house , it 's your fault . you lay the blame on your doorstep and not mine . you and you alone drove them out of your house , out of your life . maria : oh , and you are just loving this , are n't you ? jamie : does it look like my mom 's loving anything right now ? two words -- back off . my mom just lost the closest thing she had to a mother . she does n't need you in her face . i know all about the crud you pulled on her at the dinner . it stops right now , right here . tad : what the hell 's going on ? james , do me a favor . take your mother in the kitchen and make her a cup of tea . so what did i just walk in on ? maria : me , at it again . i -- my kids ran away and i came over here , screamed like a banshee at brooke for stealing them . i do n't know what i do n't know what the hell is wrong with me . tad : well , if the kids are gone , aside from being scared for them and mourning edmund , you probably have a monster hangover , from what i understand , and that 's not necessarily a good combination . maria : yeah , but it 's out of control . i mean , it 's truly out of control . i just run around town spewing unforgivable things to everybody . tad : forgiveness is an inside job . if it means anything , i 've found that people in pine valley generally have a very short memory , which is a blessing because if they did n't , i would n't have a friend in the world . maria : well , look , do n't be nice to me , because i certainly do n't deserve it . i 'm so sick of myself right now , as is most of pine valley , i 'm sure . and i 've just been this angry , blaming , self - pity queen , and -- and the only thing that matters right now truly is finding my kids . tad : i 'm on the same page with you there . maria : i just need to -- i need to focus . i need to focus on my kids , because it 's all that really matters and then just put everything else in the `` to hell with everything else `` pile . tad : come on , you always put your children first . everybody knows what your family means to you . maria : yeah , but it 's one thing to say it and it 's another thing to really -- i mean , i need to take responsibility for letting these kids down . i do n't want them to have to suffer for one more stupid thing that i 've done . do you -- will you help me find them , please ? tad : you know i will . [ scene_break ] erica : honestly , jack , if i thought you were going to quibble over every tiny detail -- jack : wait a minute , wait a minute . doves are not a tiny detail . neither are camera crews or ice sculptures carved from arctic glaciers , whatever . erica : oh , i never mentioned a word about ice sculptures from the arctic , although now that you mention it -- jack : no , no , no . no , no . erica : ok , look , i know that i told you about the camera crews . do n't you remember ? the other morning you were gargling in the bathroom , and i asked for your approval and you gargled `` yes . `` jack : how does one gargle `` yes `` exactly ? [ erica gargles ] jack : are you kidding ? erica : please , never mind . let 's not go there , let 's not talk about that . let 's not debate who remembers what , ok ? let 's just look towards our future -- i mean , assuming that we have one . jack : oh , you bet we have one . the wedding date is set . forward march . erica : there , you see what i mean ? `` forward march `` ? you make our wedding sound like something -- like a battlefield that you have to slog through . jack : well , there are similarities . erica : ok , i guess you 're just trying to be funny . but i wish you could be a little less combative . i mean , i want a husband , not a field marshal . jack : ok , ok , ok , ok . let 's just talk , ok ? let 's just talk about these doves , honey . erica : they are a symbol of peace and tranquility . jack : ok , sweetheart , i get that , but who pays the dry - cleaning bills when these symbols of tranquility of ours dump their payloads on our guests ? erica : ok , i take it you do n't want the doves . jack : i love doves , ok ? what i do n't want is a three - ring circus complete with animal acts and -- and camera crews and spotlights . erica : jack , this is it . this is my final walk down the aisle , and i saved the best for last . and i want our wedding to be so completely unique to us . i mean , if i could hire a thousand trained fireflies to spell out `` i love you , jack `` in neon , i would . if i could squeeze the philharmonic in here to play our wedding march , i would do it in a heartbeat . with your help and with your love , i can make our day more special than anything you ever dreamed of . you would n't deny me that happiness , would you ? jack : so , about this camera crew -- will they be wearing tuxedos , as well ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you are beautiful , kendall . you are . you 're beyond beautiful . your eyes -- they , like , glow . and your hair , this wild hair against the perfect skin , you look -- you 're a goddess . you really are beautiful . you also have the most pathetic excuse of a heart that i have ever seen , and you need help , like , now . and if you do n't get it soon , you 're going to bend some guy so far out of shape that he will choke you to death just to stop the madness . kendall : you 're kidding , right ? ryan : come on , kendall . i love greenlee . she owns my heart and soul , whatever soul i have left , so do n't try to play me . do n't do this , ok ? just stop . kendall : i was n't playing you . ryan : no , stop . kendall : i was n't . ryan : i would give you the number of jonathan 's therapist but he 's about as useless as you are . kendall : what the hell are you doing , greenlee ? greenlee : as soon as i break this sucker , i 'm going to use the jagged edge on you ! [ scene_break ] tad : thanks , d. listen , derek 's going to roll out a little extra muscle , but before we start , it would help if we knew where the kids originally cut loose from . maria : uh , well , sometime after their mother defiled their father 's memory and then made a complete ass of herself in front of the entire town , but -- hold on one sec -- but anita supposedly got them off to school this morning , because their mother again was so plowed that i did n't make it even home last night . tad : you know , i realize how well guilt goes with a hangover , but if the kids are missing for now , beating yourself up probably is n't the answer . maria : well , everybody has sort of given me a pass lately because of the grief , the stress , the whatever , but that 's -- it 's no excuse for behaving so badly . tad : maria , everybody deserves a second chance . i mean , you know , speaking personally , i know the next time i make a village idiot out of myself -- not that that 's as far as you took it . i mean , i was n't there , so -- it was a good show . anyway , i know that if i did something like that , i would be able to use all the slack i could get . maria : but everybody 's been walking around me like i 've got some big sign around my neck that says , `` do not disturb . shh -- do not wake up the sleeping disaster . `` tad : what really happened last night ? maria : oh , god , i was the unstoppable , unshutuppable maria grey . tad : well , you certainly seemed to find the one person in town unwilling to give you any slack . you . maria : i do n't deserve any slack . but my kids do n't deserve this . tad : maria , kids get in trouble . they run away . it 's what they do -- like drinking out of the carton , irritating their parents . maria : yeah , but this just feels different to me , because i have let my kids fend for themselves so often that now they obviously think they can . like sam spent a whole semester abroad in high school , and now he thinks he 's like the big , worldly man , but maddie 's just a little girl . they have no idea how dangerous it is out there . tad : sam and maddie are good kids . they 're smart . i 'm sure they 'll be fine until we find them . [ scene_break ] maddie : what 's he doing here ? sam : slater ? headed for vegas . maddie : i so do n't trust him . sam : yeah , me either . be cool or we 'll get busted . maddie : think he followed us ? sam : get real . maddie : i do n't hear them calling for any flights for vegas . what 's up with that ? sam : do i look like an airline jockey to you ? just read your boy band magazine and chill out . maddie : it 's not a boy band magazine ! sam : please . `` is eurania the next britney ? `` who gives a rip ? maddie : like you read `` tempo . `` that 's such an act . you never read that when dad was alive . sam : all right , maddie , do n't act like you know me , ok ? just get back to your girl trash . maddie : you 're not dad . you do n't make the rules . you 're just my stupid brother . sam : if you feel that way , why do n't you go home with her ? i can do this on my own . zach : is there a problem ? sam : yeah , it 's you . why do n't you blow off , or i 'll call security . maddie : yeah , we do n't need your help . zach : does your mother know that you 're traveling alone ? sam : what did i tell you ? maddie : it was totally her idea . zach : you know what ? let 's call her so you can say good - bye before you take off . sam : why do n't you blow off for vegas ? maddie : yeah , you 're so not the boss of us . zach : i know that . let 's call her anyway . pa announcer : ladies and gentlemen , flight 1219 bound for new york will begin preboarding at gate 5 . platinum club members , first - class passengers , those needing assistance , or children traveling alone , please have your passports and boarding passes out . [ scene_break ] erica : rcw is sending a full crew to videotape our ceremony , and then i plan to feature it on my first show -- jack : please -- erica : as a special gift to my viewers . jack : excuse me . when did our exchange of sacred vows become a reality tv show ratings grab ? erica : is that how you see it ? jack : yeah . erica : no , jack . i see it as a -- as a very warm , a very intimate way to connect my fans to my family and my new husband . nancy : excuse me . hello . jack : oh , hi . hi . nancy : jack , i know i 'm early , but can you squeeze me in now ? erica : well , jack , i certainly hope that our little wedding walk - through is n't interfering with your work . jack : erica , this is dr. nancy stern . she 's a psychologist and an expert in domestic abuse . nancy : it 's a pleasure , miss kane . erica : thank you . and -- and you are meeting with jack because -- jack : because she 's agreed to take a meeting with greenlee to explain to her the dangers of living with ryan . erica : you 're having your own daughter brainwashed ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you have any presmashed beer bottles back there ? babe : the only thing that comes in here presmashed are the customers . kendall : you really want to hit me with a broken beer bottle ? greenlee : oh , do n't worry . the alcohol residue will kill off the germs , just leave scars -- no nasty infections . babe : ok , ok , girls . seriously , if you guys want to mix it up , you 're going to have to take it outside . no shoes , no shirt , no bloodshed between best friends . greenlee and kendall : best friends ? greenlee : ha ! kendall : please , what the hell is wrong with you ? i mean , why did you go all gangster on me all of a sudden ? were you not listening ? ryan and you are completely permabonded for reasons that might make me hurl if i even think about them . i mean , how good could you possibly be in bed ? you know what ? you know what ? answer that , and i will beat you . babe : ok , i 'll take that . greenlee : you want to puke ? what was that come - on to ryan all about ? `` you 're done with greenlee , take me . i 'm yours . come home with me , my hunky lover . i 'll make a shower as hot as you can stand it -- just you , me , and mr . bubble `` ! kendall : you know what the hell i was doing . i was doing what we had talked about , our plan . i was trying to get ryan to talk about his real feelings for you . greenlee : we never said anything about you offering yourself gift - wrapped with soap on a rope . kendall : well , hello . do i look stupid to you ? i knew you were listening . greenlee : that 's what made it so sweet . you could n't resist trying to snag my husband if there was a chance that he 'd give in so you could rub it in my face . kendall : no , i was working his love for you , not trying to seduce him . greenlee : really ? well , what if he was so drunk out of his mind that he actually took you up on your whore / slut offer ? kendall : i have a marriage proposal from zach slater , a broken engagement with ethan , and i just hooked up with j.r. what the hell do i need with ryan in my life ? babe : you had sex with j.r. ? oh , ryan was right . you are loco . greenlee : who invited you into this fight ? kendall : yeah , there 's a passed - out drunk in the parking lot just dying to meet you . babe : you realize you getting in bed with j.r. chandler -- that is like signing your name in blood with the prince of darkness . greenlee : babe , thanks for the heads - up -- you know , ryan warming a barstool , throwing back drinks -- but if i can speak for myself and be seductress -- kendall : mm - hmm . greenlee : we still do n't like you . babe : go ahead . you guys can roast me on open coals for what i did to bianca , but it is my duty as a survivor to warn people off j.r. oh -- and tips are greatly appreciated . kendall : here 's a tip , babe . leave town ! greenlee : what would you have done if my husband accepted your offer for a nice , hot shower ? kendall : i do n't know , i was just going for a reaction . i did n't script ahead . but , hey , you got what you wanted . he loves you and only you , even though he got a better offer . greenlee : you 're so lucky i did n't break that bottle . kendall : excuse me , hello ? i put my reputation on the line , and i do n't even get a thank - you ? greenlee : what reputation ? [ scene_break ] erica : now you 've brought in a head shrinker to come between ryan and greenlee ? jack : excuse us , nancy , for a moment , will you please ? listen to me . dr. stern has testified as an expert witness in dozens and dozens of domestic abuse cases . what she does n't know about this subject is n't worth knowing . erica : oh , well , that would be great if greenlee were involved in some sort of domestic crisis , which , thank god , she is not . jack : oh -- mr. babcock : miss kane , mr. montgomery , when you 're ready to begin a proper walk - through , call my assistant . reggie : no , no , wait . hey , doc , come here . no , we 're not done yet ! get -- lily : dad , i -- i want to go to my safe place now , please , for a little bit . jack : oh , honey , i was hoping we 'd have a nice -- you know , some nice family time here . lily : um , i 'll be back in a little bit . you said i could go if i feel anxious or nervous ? jack : you 're -- you 're nervous ? lily : it 's ok , dad . do n't worry . i know how to take good care of myself . jack : i know you do . you have your cell phone with you , right ? ok , well , i love you . lily : love you , too . reggie : it seems like you sent the wedding planner to his safe place , also . erica : dr. stern ? dr. stern , i understand you are very good at what you do . but , as usual , jack , as an overprotective father -- well , he has exaggerated greenlee 's domestic situation . really , there is no need for you to get between greenlee and her husband . nancy : miss kane , from what jack 's told me -- jack : when did you become an expert in these matters ? erica : well , i certainly know that ryan would never hurt greenlee the way zach is planning to hurt kendall . jack : you are so wrapped up in trying to save kendall from zach slater , i do n't think you see the very real trouble that greenlee is in . so maybe you 're not the best judge of how to help my daughter ? reggie : all right . hey , doc , listen -- we have a bit of our own domestic drama going on here right now , so what do you say you and my dad take care of this later ? he 'll pay you for your wasted time . jack : i think that might be best . can i give you a call a little bit later , nancy ? thank you . nancy : no problem . reggie : ok , you two , it 's my turn to talk now , ok ? afterwards , you still want to chew on each other 's hearts -- go ahead , dig in . [ scene_break ] zach : excuse me , i 'm sorry . hi . this is an emergency . agent : sir , you want to stand back ? zach : ok . you 've got two teenaged runaways trying to get on this plane . agent : i 'm sorry , sir , but if they 're ticketed -- zach : fine . hi . do me a favor , pull up the passenger list . samuel and madeline grey -- they 're traveling without parental permission . do it . if you let them on this plane , this could be a major lawsuit . agent : there you go . parental permission is on file for both passengers . zach : sammy ? sammy ? did you forge your mother 's signature ? do n't do this , sam . sam ! agent : sir -- zach : ok , all right . sammy ! sam : you ca n't just yank us off the plane ! maddie : we did n't do anything wrong ! agent : i just need to call your mom to verify her permission for you to fly without an adult . maddie : you ca n't do that ! sam : listen , zach slater -- he 's the problem . do a background check on him , see what you find . agent : there 's no answer at your house . i ca n't let you board the plane . zach : let me take you home . come on . sam : hey , get away from us ! agent : security , we 've got a situation at gate 5 . sam : maddie , run . zach : sam ? sam : maddie ! maddie : go . i 'll be ok . zach : sam ? maddie : get off of me ! zach : hey . let me take you home , maddie . maddie : no , do n't touch me . i hate you . i hate you ! get off . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] greenlee : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to make you all crazy by disappearing . ryan : sure you did . it was payback , and i deserved it . greenlee : that 's not what we 're about . ryan : well , i did it first . you made me realize what it feels like to be the one left behind . you threw it in my face , and that 's one of the reasons why i married you -- because you do n't take anything from anybody . greenlee : neither do you . that 's why we 're so great together . so , we 're even now . right ? ryan : right . greenlee : good . so let 's treat ourselves right for a change -- take the day off , surprise each other . [ scene_break ] babe : kendall . you can hate me all you want . but i 'm serious , you need to watch out for j.r. you think that you have an up on him , but -- but blink and you 're going to be up to your curls in quicksand . he could hurt you bad . kendall : same as you hurt him ? babe : you got me there . just watch your back , ok ? kendall : i know what you 're doing , babe . you 're trying to score mercy points , so we 'll forgive and forget what you did to bianca . i will make a pilgrimage to graceland before i accept your forgiveness and your little sainted sister act . you 're not going to get your wings pretending to be nice to me . babe : ok . you stick with j.r. , and how about let 's have this conversation , i do n't know , maybe a year from now ? and we 'll see who 's right and who 's sorry . [ scene_break ] reggie : look , i love a good fight -- i do -- but not when it 's you two coming out swinging . jack : reggie , look , you -- you do n't have to do this . reggie : yes , i do . i get this wedding stuff . it 's high stress -- the plans , every little detail , opinions . important opinions . good reason to keep the guns locked up . erica : reggie , i just have a lot more experience in this . reggie : then get it right , then . you and j , you 're it for each other . take the gloves off . you already forced lily out of here , because you two were at each other 's throats . neither one of you is ever going to agree on what 's best for kendall or greenlee , so just stay off each other 's turf . you guys should know way better than to try to force your own kids to do what you want them to do . erica : who needs dr. stern when we have our own resident expert here ? jack : yeah , exactly . how did you get so smart anyway , buddy , huh ? reggie : i 'm just learning from you two , all right ? me and lily , we do n't care if you have bugs with roller skates or naked ice sculptures -- jack : whoa , whoa , do n't get any ideas with the naked ice sculpture , ok ? reggie : just as long as you guys get hooked up the way you 're supposed to . [ scene_break ] maria : ok , but you 'll let me know ? thank you . thanks . brooke , please , please let me apologize . i am so -- i am so sorry , and not for just barging in here like an idiot just now , but also for last night and every single thing that i said . i was so -- i was so off base and i regret every single thing i said . brooke : let 's just forget it . maria : no , i ca n't . i really ca n't because today is one of those days that you wonder how you 're even going to get through , and i just came in here and -- and made it worse for you and -- i mean , phoebe was truly one of a kind , and pine valley will not be the same without her , so please accept my -- my condolences and my heartfelt apology . brooke : thank you . i know that fear when you do n't know if your children are safe . [ phone rings ] tad : talk to me . you found them ? ok , no , no , no . we 'll be right there . maria : is it sam and maddie ? tad : we got them . erica : so the catering manager has samples of all the dishes to be served at our reception . why do n't you two try everything and then report back ? jack : ok , ok . well , i certainly hope they have breast of dove on the menu . just had to get that one in . kendall : oh , mother , i am so sorry i 'm late . i had an errand of mercy . mother , you ok ? erica : yes . hi , sweetheart . kendall : all right , no offense , but where 's your glow ? where is everybody ? what happened ? erica : kendall , can i -- can i talk to you ? i mean , can i share something with you that very personal that i have never even said out loud ? kendall : yes , of course . mother , you know you can tell me anything . what is it ? what 's wrong ? erica : i 'm not sure i can go through with this wedding . maria : maddie ? oh , my god . are you ok ? maddie : mom , it was horrible . he came after us . he tried to kidnap me and sam ! maria : who did ? maddie : do n't let him hurt me , mommy . please do n't let him hurt me ! brooke : yes . yeah , orchids were one of my aunt 's favorites . thank you . i will be by later this afternoon to finalize arrangements . [ knock on door ] brooke : all right , thanks . bye - bye . adam : brooke . you saved my life . greenlee : surprise , surprise ! ryan : where 'd that come from ? greenlee : ah , i pulled it out of a hat . greenlee : mm - hmm . for the next time you and the bike hit the road . cuts way down on glare . try them on , try them on , try them on , try them on . oh -- are you cool , or what ? ryan : thank you . i love them . greenlee : i 'll totally get it if you do n't have a lock on my surprise . ryan : no , i do . but it 's not the kind of surprise that i -- you know , i can wrap up . greenlee : oh . should i close my eyes ? ryan : no , keep them open . i want you to look right at me . ryan : let 's get a divorce . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` all my children . `` [ male announcer ] denture wearers -- [ next_on ] ethan : i need to speak with you . things have changed . greenlee : whatever big plan you and jack came up with , forget about it . i wo n't divorce you . maddie : who are you going to believe , me or this man who ruined our lives ?
erica and jack are arguing about their wedding arrangements . reggie convinces them that they need not have silly arguments and realize , instead that their love for each other is the most important thing . erica reveals to kendall , however , that she is having second thoughts about marrying jack . jack has called a shrink who specializes in domestic violence because of his concerns for greenlee staying with ryan .
zach : arshad , do n't play with me . this is reliable information , right ? ok . consider it paid in full . thank you . well , at least we know we sent aidan to the right place . ryan : who was that ? zach : it 's an arms dealer . he 's playing both sides against the middle . he had a bit of a run of bad luck at one of my casinos . ryan : any word on aidan ? zach : he crossed the border a few hours ago . ryan : well , i 've been keeping in touch with our team just in case anything goes wrong . i told them to be on alert for a possible emergency extraction in case we need to get aidan the hell out of there . zach : good . ryan : actually , not so good . the team is pretty certain that by the time they hear about any problem , there wo n't be anybody alive to extract . [ scene_break ] tad : what do you mean , you ca n't believe it ? hazel was this close -- this close for two years , and i could n't see it . all that time wasted . jesse : do n't be so hard on yourself . you just had a lucky break fall into your lap . be thankful . tad : i am , i am . angie : how did you find her ? tad : i did n't . my friend tammy did . it turns out this morehouse got herself a liquor license from some place right outside of town . finally something solid . krystal : will you call when you find out anything ? i hope she has the answers . tad : she will . i know it . i 'm mean , i told you how i felt about looking for kate all this time . it 's like i said , ever since i visited dixie 's grave , i feel like -- like she 's taking me right to her . [ scene_break ] adam : yoo - hoo , dixie . [ adam laughs ] adam : yoo - hoo , look what i 've got for you . pancakes . peanut butter and banana pancakes . do n't you want to do something like throw it at me ? come on , come on , let 's have some fun like we had yesterday . show me you 're for real . [ scene_break ] ryan : we finance a humanitarian effort in order to save innocent lives . [ phone rings ] ryan : if people died because of it , then -- zach : yes ? aidan : hey , is that room service ? i 'd like to order a pizza , cheese , a couple of beers . bring it over right away . zach : everything ok ? aidan : yeah , everything 's good . made it across the border , i 'm at the safe house , i 'm just waiting for the team to arrive . oh , and thanks for the maps . they came in very handy . zach : you have ryan to thank for those . ryan : glad to be of help any way i can . aidan : ryan , i did n't realize you was on board . ryan : yeah , i 'm with you all the way , man . aidan : i 'm glad to hear it . listen , how 's my girl doing ? zach : greenlee 's fine . kendall 's keeping her company . [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's ok . here greenlee : what ? [ greenlee giggles ] greenlee : am i going to scream ? what 's -- kendall : we 'll see . ok . ta - da woman : welcome to moyanne 's bridal store . kendall : we have the entire place for ourselves all day long , and we 're going to stay here as long as you want to until you find the wedding dress of your dreams . [ scene_break ] ryan : and if anything starts to head south , you just say the word . we 'll get a team in there in a couple of hours . aidan : no worries , mate . i 've been on hairier missions than this one . besides , i have greenlee 's good - luck charm with me . [ vehicle approaches ] aidan : i think my team is here , so i 'm signing off . whoa . rebel : do n't move ! hands up ! aidan : all right , guys . you got me . here you go . ok , then . i guess you 're not the pizza delivery boys . [ scene_break ] zach : you ? ryan : yeah , sure . why not ? zach : kendall tells me you 're getting some help with your amnesia . the doctors doing any good ? ryan : not really , actually . how and why it all came about is still a big mystery . zach : so the last four years is still a blank ? ryan : you can ask me what 's really on your mind , zach . the question that was hanging in the air when you took me to the cliff -- am i still in love with your wife ? [ scene_break ] woman : in addition to what you 've seen , we have many more samples in the back of every top designer . greenlee : oh , this is too good , and so appropriately decadent . i 'd like to see them all , please . kendall : here . greenlee : thanks for the surprise and the diversion . you 're the best . kendall : you have to dress . come on . how about that one ? angie : you know , i thought that i would keep it simple . it 's not like i have n't been married before , or -- not 18 anymore . krystal : well , we are just going to stuff that thought back into the boring bag where it came from . you and jesse getting back together is about as much of a fairy - tale ending as they come . so , you 're going to get that cinderella dress to go with it , ok ? angie : ok . krystal : it 's going to be fun . woman : i 'm so sorry , we 're closed for a private showing today . angie : oh , um , well , i guess we 'll have to do it another time . krystal : oh , that 's not fair . oh . greenlee : what are you guys doing here ? angie : hi , what are you doing here ? greenlee : i 'm engaged . looking for a dress . angie : well , i 'm looking for a dress . krystal : is this the private showing she was talking about ? greenlee : yes , and you 've just joined the party . kendall : yeah ! sure , why not ? come on . greenlee : come on , come on . have some champagne . find the dress of your dreams . unless it 's mine , that is . angie : oh , greenlee , i do n't want to impose . greenlee : i would n't be here if you had n't saved my life . i insist . krystal : i think it 's time dr. hubbard gets a little pampering . kendall : that 's right , so what are you waiting for ? come on there , little missy . all right . [ kendall hums `` here comes the bride `` ] [ scene_break ] adam : you do realize that those letters of intent were to be filed before any contact was made with the board . j.r. : what 's with the pancakes ? adam : pancakes ? i , um , i just got too busy to eat them . j.r. : well , then , i 'll get rid of them . adam : no , no , do n't -- j.r. : what 's the story , dad ? adam : uh , what ? oh , the -- the pancakes ? i just -- i 'm not hungry . j.r. : maybe that 's because you 've been eating too much paper . adam : yes . j.r. : you know , everybody who 's been around you realizes you have some major problems . they 're all worried about you . i 'm worried about you . adam : then stop . j.r. : i 'm just saying maybe you need a break . adam : the only break i need is for my entire family to stop telling me that i 'm crazy . this discussion is over . [ scene_break ] jesse : it 's closed . tad : ok , so , we wait . jesse : kind of like back in the day on those boring stakeouts , huh ? all we 're missing is the bad coffee . what is it ? tad : the sign . the name of the bar . the sunshine bar . there was a song . `` you are my sunshine . `` dixie used to sing it to j.r. all the time when he was growing up . we 're one step closer . we got to be . [ scene_break ] opal : how do you like the chicken they serve here ? richie : it 's good . opal : just `` good `` ? richie : ok , it 's real good . opal : hmm . that 's better . it 's my secret recipe . richie : no kidding . opal : mm - hmm . i sold it to krystal , now that i 'm no longer affiliated with the chicken shack . richie : well , i will have to get your secret recipe . opal : oh , no way . my lips are sealed . richie : oh , come on . you do n't trust me ? opal : when pigs fly . you forget , i read your cards , mister . richie : yes , yes , i know , i know . death is biting at my heels . yes , ma'am . opal : ok , ok , mock me all you want , sonny boy , but i 'm telling you those cards speak the truth . now , if you do n't change your evil ways , you are doomed . richie : [ southern accent ] does this look like an evil face to you ? opal : no , it does n't and that 's just the point . you take it from one who knows . i was married two real bastards . and from the very beginning , oh , they were all smiles and charm , just like you . oh , i am serious here . those cards reveal what is going to happen if you do not make some changes . now , it 's not too late for you to dig your heels in , alter your path , and really give your destiny a kick in the pants . richie : [ normal voice ] advice received . opal : good . richie : you know , at our last reading , there was a subject that you were n't very specific about . in fact , i had the feeling that you avoided it completely . opal : what 's that ? richie : what did the cards say about me and babe ? [ scene_break ] [ j.r. laughs ] j.r. : hey , buddy . hey , listen . lucretia 's got a big plate of brownies in the kitchen . why do n't you go in there and get yourself one while your mom and i have a talk ? ok ? babe : so , why do i get the feeling that you 're just going to disappoint him again ? j.r. : i 'm sorry , babe . i know that i promised , but chandler 's working on a major acquisition right now , and i have to stick around . babe : what about adam ? j.r. : where would you like me to start ? babe : is he still acting weird ? j.r. : just yesterday , he was eating paper . babe : what ? j.r. : yeah . i think he 's really losing it this time . babe : so , it 's all up to you to pick up the pieces , then ? j.r. : yeah . babe : how do you feel about that ? j.r. : i 'm scared . babe : well , then there must be something in the water , then , because things have been pretty weird where i work , too . [ scene_break ] singer : fellas , i 'm ready to get up and do my thing ♪ singer : i 'm feeling sex - o - matic so high on love , ecstatic i 'm creeping in your attic drop the motor cut the static ooh , such a clever fella i 'll be your cinderella ♪ krystal : oh . kendall : no , no , no , no . no , no , no . go . singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : please ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : tease ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : freeze baby , get down on your knees ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : come on ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : yeah ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : ow , honey holla somethin ' freaky now ♪ singer : your kisses so contagious my body so bodacious our lovin ' so outrageous wan na flip the pages , baby you nearly knock me over rollin ' in your cover rockin ' in your chocha hey there , casanova ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : please ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : tease ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : freeze baby , get down on my knees ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : come on ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : get it on ♪ singers : is ya with me ? ♪ singer : ow , honey holla somethin ' sexy now meet me , meg . ♪ [ scene_break ] babe : so , adam 's put you in charge of everything ? j.r. : no , that would just make too much sense . i do all the work , then he needs to look at it like it 's some sort of homework assignment . babe : and how do you know this is n't just another one of adam 's tricks ? he 's pulling you back to the company and back under his control . j.r. : that 's what tad thinks . tad thinks it 's an act . babe : and maybe he 's right . j.r. : you did n't see him , babe . it 's no act . babe : so , this really is all on you ? j.r. : yeah . be careful what you wish for , right ? babe : you know what , j.r. ? you have always had it in your to do this . and you are a better man than adam . j.r. : yeah ? you think you can hang out and just tell me that every once in a while ? anyway , that 's another reason why i do n't want little a around . i do n't want my dad doing anything to freak out our son . [ scene_break ] adam : the pancakes did n't get you going . why do n't we try this ? [ music box plays `` you are my sunshine `` ] adam : it 's -- nothing is happening . none of this really happened . it was the medication . [ music stops ] [ dixie hums `` you are my sunshine `` then laughs ] [ scene_break ] jesse : tad , you know , this all could -- tell me about hazel , this woman , and what her connection is with kate and dixie . tad : i already told you about her . she was a nurse . she worked for madden . she was there when dixie gave birth . jesse : and this guy 's a legitimate doctor , right ? tad : he was a lot of things . jesse : and he ran this adoption scam ? tad : no , no , it was nothing like that . it was more like he was playing god . he would decide arbitrarily who got a child and who did n't . and , in the end , he was the donor for most of his surrogates anyway . he was raising his own little private master race . jesse : wow . there 's a scary scenario . so , what happened to this guy ? tad : he 's dead . jesse : oh . pine valley is deep . how did he get involved with dixie ? tad : when she was in europe , she was in a car accident . it was a bad one . she ended up in the hospital for months . he treated her . convinced her that she was dying , and she had to give up her daughter . to whom is the question i 've been trying to answer for the last couple of years . this woman , hazel , she was there the entire time . she was up to her neck in it . if any -- ok , that 's it . that 's it . that 's her . tad : just give me a minute , just give me a minute , all right ? i just do n't want to screw this up . ok . this is it , all right ? this is the last chance . my only chance to find kate . [ motorcycle approaches ] jesse : oh , looks like she attracts the biker crowd . tad : terrific . jesse : yeah . ok . we 're not going to screw this up , all right ? you deserve your answers , and i think i got an idea of how to get them . [ scene_break ] zach : well , i 've never been accused of being subtle . ryan : yeah . uh , i got that . showing me a video of myself at my absolute worst made that pretty clear . zach : yeah . i was trying to help you . ryan : you sure you were n't trying to make me leave pine valley ? zach : well , honestly , what i was hoping is that you would get your memory back and remember how much you love your wife . ryan : how would you deal with it ? i mean , if you were in my position , and all of a sudden all your thoughts and all your feelings just kind of snapped back in time ? zach : well , in a way , i have been in your position . that 's why i came to pine valley in the first place . before i knew kendall , maria was the woman that got away . ryan : maria ? maria santos ? zach : yeah . i lost her , and then i found her again here . and she was as beautiful as she ever was . but she 'd moved on . she 'd found a husband , she had kids , and i should have let the past be the past . so , yeah , i understand your frustration , your confusion . but i should n't have done what i did . i should have walked away . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you are going to find the perfect dress today . jesse 's jaw is going to drop when he sees you , almost as far as aidan 's will when -- kendall : hey . you ok ? greenlee : yeah . just thinking about my honey . [ scene_break ] [ aidan grunts ] aidan : great hospitality , i must say . oh , he looks like a man that 's in charge . listen , man , i 'm not a soldier . i 'm a journalist . i 'm documenting the struggles against -- rebel : save your breath , mr. devane . you may not have much of it left . trust is a rare commodity in these times . you 'll find few people who are n't willing to sell it away . you were sent here by the cambias company to retrieve the doctor , were you not ? aidan : is he here ? rebel : the ransom first . aidan : the people i work for want to know that jake martin is still alive and kicking before they hand over any money . rebel : then the people you work for are fools , and they 've only been successful in insulting me . no , correction . they 've also provided me with a second ransom to demand . [ aidan grunts ] aidan : nice . nice in here , is n't it ? a bit dry . if you water this place , it might grow . [ aidan sighs ] jake : devane ? aidan devane ? aidan : dr. jake martin . jake : what the hell are you doing in here ? aidan : i 'm supposed to be rescuing you . [ jake laughs ] jake : well , you got them right where you want them now , do n't you ? aidan : funny . thanks . jake : at least i have company . aidan : that 's supposed to be the idea . i thought you might be lonely . jake : do you think that you 're limber enough to tuck your head between your knees ? aidan : i have n't tried lately . why ? jake : makes it easier to kiss your ass goodbye . i remember that you 're partners with my brother . look , please tell me tad is n't anywhere near this place . aidan : nope . your brother has no idea that you 've been taken hostage . besides , i 'm working for cambias now . jake : oh , yes , cambias , my sponsor -- my very generous , generous sponsor . aidan : are you doing ok ? you do n't look like you 've been roughed up too bad . jake : oh , no . no , no , no , no . they 've been perfect gentlemen with me , and they serve me afternoon tea every day around 4 : 00 . and i play a little touch football with the boys , and when i 'm good -- they got this jumbo big screen . they let me watch the 24-hour genocide channel -- it 's especially gripping . it 's gripping stuff . whoa , i 've got to -- i got to warn you -- if you 're going to kiss me , i have n't flossed in several days . aidan : i 'm just looking for listening devices , that 's all . it 's an old habit . jake : gotcha . the only thing that 's high tech about these guys is the speed at which their weapons can kill you . aidan : no one 's going to get killed here , jake . jake : well , i would n't be too sure about that . i 'd be dead already if i did n't save the jefe out there . now that you got yourself captured , the only thing he 's probably thinking is , `` boy , how can i milk their mutual boss for more cash ? `` and if he pays up , or even if he does n't pay up , or does n't pay up quick enough -- aidan : yeah . i know . jake : what are you looking for now ? aidan : i 'm just trying to find the way out of this rope and secondly , i 'm going to gauge the thickness of these walls here . jake : you sneaky son of a bitch . you got yourself thrown in here on purpose , did n't you ? you actually have a plan . [ scene_break ] ryan : i am trying -- you know , to remember what was or what is supposed to be . i mean -- i mean , she 's an incredible woman . she 's a great mother . i mean , i completely and totally get why and how i fell in love with her . it 's just that , whatever those feelings are called when you 're -- you know , when you 're deeply , deeply in love with somebody -- whatever that 's called , it just has n't kicked in yet . you know ? but it has with the kids , completely . i mean , the kids are so amazing . they 're so amazing , emma and spike . well , i do n't have to tell you . you know spike , i mean . zach : mm - hmm . oh -- i -- i meant to tell you . i 'm sorry -- we came up with a new game during bath time . he pretends to be a destroyer , and he takes out all the submarines , has depth charges , and it 's a bit of a mess . [ ryan laughs ] ryan : well , i look forward to it . good . well , i appreciate the warning , though . thank you . it 's amazing because it only took a couple of weeks , but i have so much love for them . you know ? that is back 100 % . zach : they keep us grounded , right ? ryan : i respect what you have with kendall , and i respect what aidan has with greenlee . i want you to know that and i want you to know that i am no threat to that . [ scene_break ] woman : not to worry , we have many more . angie : right . all right , come on . help me out here , ladies . what does your dresses look like ? krystal : oh , please . i was boot - scooting in blue jeans and pickled on moonshine when i lassoed adam . [ laughter ] krystal : and then with tad , it was another come - as - you - are , last - minute event . kendall : well , i certainly did n't have a fairy - tale wedding . i got married on a boat . i had a nice cute , little , simple dress , but it did n't matter . i had zach . i had the man i love . krystal : aw . well , i did it all bass - ackwards . i married adam and then i fell in love with him . kendall : oh . krystal : of course , i messed it all up , slept with tad . i certainly am a downer , are n't i ? angie : uh , yeah . here , have another drink . greenlee : well , i am going for the knockout dress to go with my knockout wedding . nothing is going to stop me from being the undivided center of attention on my wedding day . kendall : and when is that different from any other day ? krystal : oh . [ krystal laughs ] krystal : hey , here 's to all the great love stories right here in this room . angie , to finding jesse again . greenlee , for your exciting new engagement to aidan . and , kendall , you and zach just seem to grow more and more in love every day . kendall : well , do n't forget there 's you and tad . angie : mm - hmm . krystal : yeah . yeah , me and tad . kendall : all right . [ scene_break ] singer : well , there 's no hand to fan the fire turn a spark into a flame ♪ hazel : what can i get you ? jesse : a beer will do . anything cold . singer : around me do n't think it would be insane jesse : thank you . hazel : that 'll be $ 3 . jesse : ah , that hits the spot . keep the change . you know , i 've been riding all day . so , you 've had this place a while ? hazel : long enough . singer : thank you absolute ♪ hazel : i 'll be with you boys in a second . stop it ! what are you doing ? biker : stay back or i swear i 'll kill this guy ! hazel : get out of here ! damn you ! [ jesse grunts ] jesse : all right , make a choice . pick your battles , boys . all right ? yeah . smart move . hey , you ok ? hey , it 's ok . they 're gone , and they did n't take anything . hazel : thank god , mister . thank god for you . jesse : oh . singer : do n't think you 're guilty ♪ [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , where are you going to have the wedding ? angie : well , all i know is that we want it real soon and every place is booked . krystal : hmm . kendall : oh , my god . krystal : is that a good `` oh , my god `` or a bad `` oh , my god ? `` greenlee : it 's good . what ? kendall : it 's good -- the casino , the casino . it was booked for an event in two weeks , but they canceled . greenlee : it 's beautiful , perfect . kendall : and it 's all yours if you want it . angie : oh , thank you , kendall . i 'll talk to jesse about it . angie : i 'm going to try on a dress after all . [ scene_break ] opal : richie , the cards were very clear about you and babe . she is not part of your destiny . richie : but i thought you said that we could change -- i thought you said that we had some control over our future . opal : well , there 's some things you can change , yes , and then others that are just not meant to be . i 'm sorry . [ phone rings ] richie : um , sorry . i need to take this in private . will you excuse me ? opal : mm - hmm . richie : ok . singer : i 've been down ♪ [ phone rings ] singer : by louisiana i 've been high ♪ opal : what in god 's green acres would you be calling me for ? [ scene_break ] babe : i had n't realized things had gotten so bad . j.r. : yeah . it 's ok . babe : j.r. , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i know i 've given you such a hard time lately . j.r. : well , it 's not like i 've ever given you any reason to trust me . babe : well , it was n't always you . i messed up , too . j.r. : ah ! hey , there , brownie face ! hey , look , i got to take care of some extra - special , double - urgent , super - secret business with your granddad today . so , your mom is going to take you out this afternoon , but i promise you i will take you out all day saturday , ok ? little adam : ok . j.r. : ok . babe : you take care of yourself , j.r. , ok ? j.r. : all right , i 'll see you . babe : bye . come . [ scene_break ] richie : hey . what the hell are you doing calling me ? i told you our business is done . you 're supposed disappear . treena : yeah , well , that was before i found out that guy you had me set up with was someone rich and famous . i 've been reading about him . he 's j.r. chandler . richie : yes , he 's j.r. chandler , and you are a whore who got paid very well for sitting in a bed and doing absolutely nothing . what is your point ? treena : my point is , what do you think would happen if i went to this guy and told him what really went down ? that you set him up so that blonde would catch us in bed together ? richie : oh . you 're blackmailing me . treena : i 'm just wondering how much it would be worth to him -- or to you . richie : ahem . well , it is a dangerous game you 're playing , little treena . but how much will you gamble ? babe : you understand why daddy could n't spend the afternoon with you , do n't you , sweetie ? he 's working very , very hard , and he loves you very , very much and there 's just -- [ treena and richie whisper ] treena : trust me . i 'm treena ! you must be -- [ scene_break ] adam : oh . opal : what in tarnation was so blasted important i had to get over here lickity - split ? adam : opal , do you -- do you still do , um , that -- you know , that -- [ adam makes spooky sounds ] adam : no , wait . do you still -- it 's that psychic thing i 'm talking about . do you still do whatever it is you do to , um , practice it ? opal : it is not something that one `` practices , `` adam . it is a god - given gift you are born with . adam : oh , good . excellent , excellent , because i need your services , and i 'm willing to pay you for it . opal : for what ? adam : i need you to tell me if my house is haunted . [ scene_break ] aidan : i have a homing device on me . jake : they did n't find it ? aidan : it 's a subcutaneous implant . do n't even ask where it is , but it 's itching like hell . so we need to get out of here as soon as possible . but just to let you know , there 's a highly trained team on the job , and they should be landing very soon . jake : well , it 's very good to see you again , mr. devane . aidan : likewise , dr. martin . [ scene_break ] zach : you were never a threat . ryan : ha . meaning that if i had gotten in the way , it would have been a lot more than showing me a scary video of myself , huh ? zach : we do what we have to to keep our families safe . you 're doing it now moving back home . we keep our families safe . ryan : you 're right . that 's exactly what i 'm doing . zach : and for the record , i wish it were under different circumstances , but i 'm glad we 're working together again . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , moyanne , i 'd love for you to put these on hold . i will come back to start winning out the possibilities from the maybes . and in the meantime , will you call me when the next shipment comes in -- that shipment you were telling me about ? thanks . angie : so , what do you all think ? krystal : oh , my . kendall : i mean , you look amazingly beautiful . greenlee : i am officially envious of you . that 's a home run . angie : yeah . this is it . this is my wedding dress . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , it 's ok . i 'm just glad nobody got hurt and you got all your money back . hazel : you are an honest - to - goodness hero . jesse : i do n't know about all that . hazel : what 's your name ? jesse : jesse hubbard . hazel : well , god bless you , jesse . i 'm hazel , hazel morehouse , and i owe you . [ scene_break ] tad : all right . there you go , gentlemen . you did great . i can not tell you how much this meant to me . biker : no sweat , man . you know , your friend 's a lot tougher than he looks . tad : jesse ? yeah , he 's one in a million . thank you . god bless you guys . one step closer , dixie . one step closer . [ next_on ] greenlee ( to zach ) : i just spent the last two hours trying on wedding dresses for a wedding that may not happen because of you . hazel ( to tad and jesse ) : you two know each other ? what 's going on ? adam ( to opal ) : you ca n't see anything ? there she is , right there .
zach and ryan track aidan in his mission to africa , hoping that he and jake will still be alive when they try to evacuate them . wearing greenlee 's lucky watch , aidan reports that he 's crossed the border and is waiting at a safe house . suddenly , a group of armed men arrive and hold him hostage in the same room as jake , hoping to get more ransom money out of cambias industries . aidan is wearing a subcutaneous homing device . speaking from his disastrous experience with maria , zach advises ryan not to pursue kendall because she 's moved on . even though he does n't yet love annie , ryan assures zach that he 's no threat to his relationship . in order to keep greenlee occupied , kendall arranges for a private wedding dress showing . when krystal and angie unexpectedly show up , they 're asked to join the fun as the brides - to - be model one gorgeous dress after another while sipping champagne . angie 's mood lifts considerably after kendall offers her and jesse the casino for their wedding ceremony , then she finds just the right dress . tad and jesse track down nurse hazel at the bar she owns and set up a fake robbery to gain her trust and gratitude by rescuing her .
jesse : i keep expecting a phone call demanding a ransom , leveraging my position on the force -- zach : this is not about ransom or your position on the force . jesse : what are your talking about , zach ? zach : [ sighs ] jesse : zach , what are you talking about ? tell me , zach , what you 're talking -- zach : this is not about kidnapping ! that 's not what they do . [ scene_break ] angie : i do n't know if you 've heard , but -- cara : david 's out of prison . angie : you 've seen him ? cara : yeah . and i made it very clear to leave me alone . angie : listen -- david 's just trying to put the pieces of his life back together . cara : you know ... [ sighs ] i understand the miracle that he worked on you , and i know that you 're very grateful to him , but to defend him after everything he 's done ? that i do n't get . angie : i have n't forgotten what david 's done . i was on the receiving end of more than a few battles he raged against this hospital . cara : so you know how dangerous he can be . angie : yes , i do , and he did his time . he deserves a chance to rebuild his life . cara : he does n't deserve a damn thing . and the fact that you think otherwise , it just baffles me . [ scene_break ] aj : do you like humiliating girls , huh ? ! get up , you pussy ! hunter : you 're messing with the wrong dude , chandler ! aj : prove it , asshole ! jane : whoa ! whoa ! knock it off ! what the hell 's going on ? sally : chandler just went postal on hunter . jane : what the hell , aj ? aj : he played with miranda . jane : that 's not the way to handle things . hunter : i did n't touch that bitch . aj : you piece of shit ! jane : enough ! where is she ? aj : i do n't know . she darted . jane : go find her . aj : this is n't over , all right ? ! you hear me ? ! miranda : [ sniffles ] [ crying [ scene_break ] dixie : [ sighs ] [ monitor beeping ] dixie : oh , my god ! oh , my god ! get away from him . david : wait ! no , wait . no . dixie : somebody help ! david : dixie , you do n't understand ! dixie : he 's trying to kill my son . somebody help ! david : no ! just stop ! stop ! dixie : just get away from me ! david : please stop ! dixie : get your hands off me ! david : stop ! [ scene_break ] jesse : well , the fbi are assigning an agent to cassandra 's case , and they confirmed what your source said about the koslovs being extremely dangerous and branching out into human trafficking . zach : you 've got to tell angie . jesse : i ca n't tell angie . zach : you ca n't keep it from her . jesse : i can if cassandra is found soon , zach . zach : and if she 's not . jesse : well , then i wo n't have a choice , will i ? [ scene_break ] angie : i know david brings out unpleasant memories for you , and believe you me , i understand the pain of losing a baby . cara : and you 're going to remind me that david lost a baby , too . angie : the man just wants to know what happened . that 's all . he wants to be able to grieve the loss of his child and move on . i mean , ca n't you at least just talk to him ? give him the closure that he needs ? cara : no . no , i am not gon na put myself through this , okay ? he can find his own way forward . angie : okay . cara : [ sighs ] angie : you 're leaving soon , anyways . cara : um , actually i need to talk to you about this . mackenzie wenzel is n't bouncing back from chemo as quick as i hoped , so i 'd like to stay here longer . i was wondering if there was a more permanent staff position here . angie : yeah , i 'm sure that we can work something out . nurse : dr. hubbard , come quick . there 's a problem in jr chandler 's room . [ scene_break ] dixie : you shot my son , point blank ! what are you doing here ? you back to finish the job ? ! angie : what 's going on ? dixie : david -- i caught him . he was trying to strangle jr ! david : that -- that is not true ! dixie : you had your hands around his neck ! david : i was taking his carotid pulse . cara : why would you do that , david ? he 's not your patient . david : because he moved . his hand -- his hand moved when i spoke , and it was n't an involuntary reflex . angie : what are you saying ? david : i think jr is coming out of his coma . [ scene_break ] hunter : look at your mother . she 's into girls . jane : you all knew this was the plan ? so you came here to watch front and center , laugh , record it on your phones ? what the hell 's wrong with you kids ? sally : would you chill , lady ? jane : how old are you ? sally : 18 . jane : perfect . that means every cell phone that 's recording has evidence of you attempting to corrupt a minor . sally : [ sighs ] are you for real ? jane : you bet . so , if i hear about any of you posting this crap on facebook or anywhere else , not only are you not are you not welcome in here anymore ... but i 'll make sure the cops know where to find you . [ scene_break ] miranda : go ahead , say it . you told me so . aj : hey . hey . hey . i knew he was an asshole , okay ? i just did n't know how big . do n't listen to anything that loser said . he 's just pissed that you would n't -- you would n't go along with his sick game . miranda : [ crying ] it 's not just about what he said . it 's about what the whole school thinks , that i 'm just a freak just like my mom . aj : shh . miranda : [ sniffles ] [ scene_break ] celia : i 'd never done that before . pete : what ? risk your life with somebody who thinks speed limits do n't apply to him ? celia : yeah . that , too . pete : [ chuckles ] i hope you know i would never do anything to hurt you . celia : yeah , i know . it 's not that . it 's sneaking out of bramwell that i 'm worried about . pete : that 's the best part about rules -- breaking them . celia : yeah , it was kind of exhilarating . pete : why do n't we hop into jane 's ? we 'll load up on some caffeine . celia : um ... i should get back . pete : you already broke the rule . what good is going back now going to do ? [ scene_break ] zach : you got a half - hour , and then i need some answers . bianca : oh , my god . zach : come here . bianca : i did n't even know you were in town . zach : it was a last - minute thing . i was planning on calling you . bianca : oh , well , i should hope so . you would have heard from me if you had n't . zach : [ sighs ] you look great . how 's life treating you ? bianca : it 's , uh ... good . surprisingly good . zach : okay . gabby okay ? bianca : yeah . oh , my god , growing like a weed ! you would n't recognize her . well , you might , actually . she 's got your eyes . zach : and i got your christmas card . bianca : ah . zach : miranda is ... bianca : yeah . very grown up , yeah ? zach : and very beautiful . bianca : mm . zach : do you ever see the cousins ? you see kendall at all ? bianca : not as much as we like . she really -- she does n't get back here much since the divorce . zach : how is she ? bianca : she 's better than when it first happened . she 's determined to move on with her life . zach : well , that 's good . bianca : she deserves to be happy , zach . zach : i just wish she could have found happiness with me . [ scene_break ] aj : you are so not a freak , and your mom -- she 's like one of the coolest people i know . miranda : all they see is the lesbian and her freak daughter . aj : screw 'em . who cares ? miranda : i do ! i know it 's not what you want to hear , but i do . i do n't want them to think of me as a freak . this sucks ! aj : you 're not hearing me . hunter and his thugs are freaks . they 're insecure assholes who tear people down to make themselves look better . or try to . miranda : well , it 's working . i look like crap . aj : no way . they 're the bad guys . hey , we 're the good guys , okay ? and , trust me , that loser wo n't ever bother you again . i swear . miranda : what happened ? aj : it 's no biggie . i kind of liked doing it . miranda : i did n't want you getting hurt , even if he did deserve it . aj : this ? this is nothing . there 's no way i was gon na let that asshole get away with hurting you . miranda : [ sniffles ] you really are my best friend . aj : yep . this means next time you have to trust me when i tell you the guy 's a douche . miranda : [ laughs ] [ sniffles ] deal . aj : let 's get out of here . i 'm gon na take you home . miranda : no , i ca n't . please . aj : tonight you do n't have to do anything you do n't want to do . you 're staying with me . [ scene_break ] angie : both of you out . dixie : no , no , no . i should stay . angie : dixie , please . listen -- i need to do a thorough examination . now if david is right , and jr is coming out of the coma , i will call you back in -- immediately . dixie : okay . okay . cara : hey . you do n't really believe this , do you ? angie : only one way to find out . [ scene_break ] jesse : i need to look at those files . whatever the state has on the koslovs . look -- i do n't care if the fbi want me to let them handle it themselves . this is my daughter ! [ sighs ] just ... do what you can and do it fast . [ cell phone rings ] jesse : hubbard . dixie : jesse , it 's dixie . jesse : h - hey , dixie . listen , can i call you back . i 'm in the middle of something right here . dixie : no , no . i 'm sorry this is really important . did you know that david hayward was released from prison ? jesse : yeah . dixie : why was n't i notified ? i mean , he shot my son . do n't you think you or the parole board or the judge in the case , somebody , could have let me know ? jesse : i know , and i 'm so sorry , dixie . dixie : i just caught him trying to kill jr . jesse : what ? all right , i 'll send somebody right over . dixie : jesse , please . this is my son we 're talking about here , and his life is in danger . i know if tad were here , he would want you on this . please , jesse . you 're the only person that i can trust to keep david away . [ scene_break ] zach : i want kendall to be happy . i know you do n't doubt that . bianca : mm . no , i do n't . zach : she wanted the kids to be safe . that 's why she had to leave here . bianca : it was n't easy for her . zach : i 'm sure it was n't easy for her , but she knew who i was before she married me . bianca : so you do blame her . at least a little . you should move on , too . zach : someday i will . jane : bianca . sorry to interrupt . zach : it 's okay . i got to go , anyway . bianca : hey , hang on . do n't be a stranger . zach : excuse me . bianca : is something wrong ? jane : i take you do n't know what happened earlier ? to miranda ? [ scene_break ] aj : here . just have a seat . wait . here . you slept in this before . i 'm gon na go text your mom , okay ? miranda : no ! no , do n't . she ca n't ever know about this . aj : i 'm just gon na tell her that you 're crashing here , all right ? that 's it . miranda : [ sighs ] [ sniffles ] [ crying ] aj : here . this is all gon na be history by monday , you know . miranda : no , it 's not . this was huge . aj : people have a short - term memory for this kind of stuff . miranda : and how would you know ? aj : uh ... the zipper incident . miranda : [ chuckles ] okay , that was pretty bad . aj : `` two stitches and a trip to the emergency room `` bad , and testicle jokes for weeks . [ both laugh ] miranda : you know what i wish ? aj : what ? lay it on me . miranda : that i could disappear forever . aj : and leave me to fend for myself ? wow , thanks ! miranda : [ chuckles ] please . you 'd be better off . aj : without you ? no way . [ knock on door ] miranda : mom ? ! what are you doing here ? bianca : honey , i talked to jane . she told me everything . aj : hey . i 'm gon na go . i 'll be back . bianca : thanks , aj . aj : yeah . [ door closes ] bianca : [ sighs ] miranda ? miranda : i came here because i did n't want to see you . bianca : look -- you 've been through a terrible experience . i 'm so sorry . miranda : you should be ! this is all your fault . [ scene_break ] celia : this all feels so sinful . pete : [ laughs ] ooh , coffee intake . one of the seven deadliest -- celia : do n't make fun of me ! i 've led a really , really sheltered life . the bramwell rules are , like , burned on my brain . but this -- this feels good . pete : you 're 18 . do n't live by anybody 's rules except your own . i do n't . celia : yeah , well , it 's kind of hard to wrap my head around that , considering how i was raised . pete : fill me in . celia : evelyn 's basically raised me like she 's my mom . pete : i mean , there 's got to be more to it . celia : just that my parents did in a car accident when i was little . pete : and this guardian ? celia : oh , no clue . i do n't know anything about him . i do n't know his name . i do n't know how to get in touch with him pete : do you at least have pictures of them ? celia : mm , yeah . i -- i have one of each . my guardian gave me a locket on my 10th birthday , and i have -- i have the -- oh , my god . i lost the -- pete : oh , no -- no worries . i actually have it . i found it on the ground the very first time i met you . celia : [ chuckles ] pete : i 'll bring it next time . celia : so , we 'll be going out again ? pete : yeah , if that 's okay with you ? celia : uh , yeah , i 'd -- i 'd like that . [ scene_break ] dixie : [ sighs ] what part of `` i am calling the police `` did you not understand ? jesse : the guy 's always been a little slow on the uptake . david : really ? what the hell ? dixie : did you think i was n't serious ? david : i told you , i 'm waiting to be vindicated . dixie : just get him out of here already , would you ? david : oh , come on ! you 've got to be kidding me ? what are you gon na do ? arrest me ? on what grounds ? jesse : how about the attempted murder of jr chandler ... again ? [ scene_break ] zach : what you got ? man : nothing . zach : well , that 's the wrong answer . do n't tell me you 've forgotten how much money you owe the casino . man : i started to dig , and i got shot down . zach : you got scared . man : these guys are into some serious shit , zach . zach : human trafficking . man : i did n't say that . zach : so i 'm right . man : [ sighs ] i do n't care how much money i owe you . i 'm not risking my life for anyone . [ scene_break ] david : you have no proof that i tried to kill jr . dixie : he had his hands around jr 's neck . david : for the last time , i was checking his pulse ! jesse : and violating not only your parole , but the judge 's orders to stay 100 yards away from your victim . david : i did n't come here to hang out with jr . i came here to see cara . but when i saw the name on the door , yes , all right , i became curious . dixie : oh , is that what you call it ? david : i thought jr was coming out of his coma , because i saw his hand move , all right ? that 's why i was checking his pulse ! dixie : he was choking him ! would you just arrest him , already ? what are you waiting for , jesse ? this is ridiculous . angie : will you all shut up so i can finish my exam ? [ scene_break ] celia : [ breathing heavily ] [ scene_break ] angie : what are you doing here ? jesse : she called . dixie : i called him . how is jr ? is there any change ? angie : i 'm still running tests , but it 's hard to concentrate with this noise going on out here . jesse : angela , were there any marks on jr 's throat ? angie : what ? david : dixie told him that i was trying to strangle jr . dixie : and he would have succeeded if i had n't walked in . angie : no , there were no marks on jr 's neck . dixie : i know what i saw . i want you to arrest him , jesse . angie : wait , wait , look -- i agree that david should not be anywhere near this room . dixie : okay . david : i was n't trying to strangle jr ! angie : i do n't care . we both know you 're violating parole . dixie : see ? just do it then . angie : jesse , please ? dixie , you do n't want to do this . dixie : the hell i do n't . angie : have n't we all been through enough ? do you really want to reopen those wounds ? dixie : what i want is for david to stay away from jr . angie : and he will . i 'll make sure of that . jesse : and how are you gon na do that ? angie : i will have hospital security post a guard outside the room . now , if david comes anywhere near jr again , he will be apprehended . are you listening ? jesse : why are you always defending this guy ? angie : i already told you why . we 've all done things we wish we could go back and undo . all of us . i told you once before . do n't make me regret backing you up . david : i have n't , and i wo n't . dixie : angie , if anything happens to jr , because of david , i will sue this hospital . angie : i wo n't let it , dixie . i promise . david : have you tried taking him off the lorazepam ? angie : just did . david : is he on any other anticonvulsants ? angie : do n't push it , david . you can come back in , dixie . david : [ sighs ] oh , man . i am one lucky guy , having your wife in my corner . jesse : she is not in your corner . she just does not want this town to go through the hell of another trial for your sorry ass . now , get the hell out of here before i do what i came here to do . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] bianca : my fault ? miranda : remember all those times you told me what it was like being erica kane 's daughter ? having to grow up in her shadow ? bianca : what does that have to do with you and me ? miranda : i 've had to grow up in your shadow , mom . only instead of having pine valley 's most famous celebrity as my mother , i get pine valley 's most famous lesbian . bianca : honey , where is this coming from ? miranda : god , i 'm so sick of the whispers and the finger - pointing and the talking behind my back because of you . bianca : i ca n't change who i am . miranda : it 's not who you are , mom . it 's how you go about it . i mean , before someone can say hi , you 're in their face about how proud you are that you 're gay and they have to accept it . bianca : that 's not true . miranda : yes , it is ! i mean , even when you came out , it was all about you and your feelings . did you ever even think about everybody else ? i mean , did you ever give a shit about how all the people it was gon na affect ? bianca : all right , i 'm gon na leave before i do or say something that we 'll both regret . miranda : bye . get out ! [ scene_break ] cara : i wish there was a way , okay , but i ca n't leave pine valley . as soon as i possibly can . you know this is breaking my heart to stay away . i just ca n't leave . not yet . [ scene_break ] angie : what is it with you , david . you are risking everything , and for what ? david : just tell me who you believe ? me or dixie . angie : i do n't believe you tried to kill jr tonight . david : you give me hope , angela . angie : for what ? david : redemption . angie : [ sighs ] that 's between you and god . david : it was n't an involuntary reflex . he moved his hand . i 'm not lying . angie : guess we 'll have to wait and see . [ monitor beeping ]
after punching hunter , miranda ran out and aj ran after her . aj confessed his undying support for her and told her that she is staying with him . they were tender scenes . aj was to text bianca that miranda was with him , but jane , owner of jane 's addiction already told when bianca walked in after the fight . bianca ran into zach while there and did a little catching up . zach tried to get answers from one of his casino groupies regarding cassandra to no avail . he did not want to risk his life . jesse , in the meantime was trying to get the fbi to speed things up on finding cassandra . bianca went to see miranda before aj texted her and tried to give her comfort but all miranda did was blame her for her sexual orientation and what happened and threw her out .
[ previously_on ] edmund : mia made this day especially just for you . erica : could you find it in your heart to help your sister ? bianca : i want to know what it feels like to be with somebody and never want to leave . flanders : i sent a message to montgomery . now i 'm looking for my ticket and my passport out of here . chris : you watch your back . flanders knows you taped those conversations , and he 's not a man to be fooled with . [ scene_break ] maria : hello ! guess what -- no vending machine snacks for us tonight . no , sir . we 've got french bread , we have got some caesar salad , we have got pasta puttanesca , extra spicy , and a robust barolo -- what you say -- and i borrowed a hot plate from the guy next door , which was very cool of him . i do hope you like the extra spicy because i kind of got us extra spicy . what are you doing ? aidan , what the hell 's going on ? aidan : i can explain . maria : were you going to explain to me or were you just going to sneak out ? [ scene_break ] mia : well , we have some fruit salad and we have some chicken and we have -- edmund : mia made all this just for us . is n't that great ? maddie : i guess . mia : well , i do n't know about you , but i am starving . so i hope you do n't mind if we , you know , eat dessert first . you like chocolate , do n't you ? maddie : it 's all right . mia : it 's all right . edmund : let me try one , please . thank you . mmm . this tastes just like peggy makes it . mia : boy , i really hope that means they 're good . edmund : no , it means they 're incredible . mia : well , you know , chocolate is my thing . you know , i knew it was going to be sunny today , so i also brought a little something that you might -- where are they ? uh , let me see here . they are here somewhere . ah , yes -- shades ! for you . edmund : ah , thank you . mia : you 're welcome . and for you . great ! [ mia laughs ] edmund : well , you look like hollywood . mia : and you look fabulous ! edmund : well , thank you , darling ! what do you think ? maddie : you look silly . mia : you look silly . edmund : why would you say that ? mia : you know -- ahem -- maddie , i -- i made your daddy sees stars . maddie : how ? mia : `` how , `` you ask ? well , with -- ahem -- these . yes . and of course , for dramatic effect , these . and last but not least , we have this . so what do you think , mad dog ? [ scene_break ] erica : kendall . i 'm surprised to see you . kendall : well , i knew you 'd be here with jackson . how is he ? erica : oh , he 's -- he 's still a little weak , but he 's certainly ready to get out of here . kendall : oh , good , i 'm glad . erica : well , so , did you do it ? did you tell bianca about how lena is involved with michael cambias ? kendall : not yet . i 've been thinking about it and -- erica : well , kendall , you have to do it , i mean , because if i talk to bianca about lena , then she -- she will take it as a judgment , not a warning . but if it comes from you , then maybe it 'll work . kendall : i 'm sorry , erica , but i ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] bianca : good morning ! oh , i did n't hear the alarm . lena : or the marching band or breakfast . [ bianca laughs ] bianca : oh , breakfast . i really slept through that ? lena : mm - hmm . bianca : did i snore ? lena : the waiter fled in terror . coffee ? bianca : please . lena : you like it black , right ? bianca : yes , very . lena : oh . hope you 're hungry . bianca : mmm , looks wonderful . hey . last night was spectacular . i had a great time . lena : so did i . [ phone rings ] bianca : of course . well , that will be my mother 's search party flushing us out . lena : i 'll take care of it . [ ring ] lena : hello ? michael : it 's me . game over , darling . [ scene_break ] chris : okay , evan . let 's do it . [ scene_break ] mia : okay , this is a jab . that 's right . good . and this is an uppercut . ooh , yeah , okay . oh , oh , and this -- is a haymaker . ha ! you know , the secret to boxing is in the legs . maddie : in the legs ? mia : you got to bob , you got to weave . you got to shimmy , you got to shake . you got to float like a butterfly . edmund : [ as muhammad ali ] float like a butterfly and sting like a bee . [ normal voice ] hi , jessica . what are you doing ? jessica : playing with my friends . edmund : oh , yeah ? jessica : what are you doing ? maddie : shadowboxing . jessica : will you teach us ? maddie : can i , daddy ? please ? edmund : absolutely , absolutely . just stay where we can see you , okay ? mia : oh , remember -- punch your shadows , not your friends . maddie : thanks a bunch . mia : you 're welcome a bunch . edmund : i believe you scored another knockout punch . mia : sometimes a little bribery goes a long way . edmund : yeah , sometimes . but you know what , it was more than that . it was more than bribery . it was -- it was you . you went all out to make her feel special and she felt that , and it made a difference . mia : i hope so . edmund : made a difference to me . [ mia laughs ] edmund : you know what i think ? i think jake martin is the biggest jerk in the whole world . mia : and i think that maureen gorman is right up there with him . [ scene_break ] maria : i did n't mean to jump on you . it just looked like -- i mean , i do n't -- what 's going on , then ? aidan : well , soon after dinner , we have to -- we have to leave . i took the liberty ; i packed a few of your clothes . i hope you do n't mind . maria : oh . okay . yeah , you packed everything right down to the toothbrush . holy cow . we 're not going on another island thing trip , are we , because i do n't think i 'm quite ready for one of those . aidan : no , nothing like that . maria : okay , good . well , where are we going ? aidan : my god , you deserve better than a fleabag motel . maria : no , i think some of the fleas are kind of cute . i 'm used to them . aidan : well , you deserve better , baby . maria : i do n't really need anything more than just you . and what 's that ? what is that ? aidan : i got us an upgrade . maria : aidan , what have you done ? aidan : i got us a proper room at a proper hotel at the valley inn . maria : aidan , we really ca n't afford that . aidan : do n't worry . as soon as i can afford it , i 'm going to get us a real home , a real house . you 're all right with that , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] chris : evan , you picked the time and the place . i 'm here . where the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] erica : you 're the only who can do this , kendall . kendall : well , what about myrtle ? i mean , myrtle can sit bianca down with a cup of coffee , spill about lena , then tell her a carny story to make her feel better . and bianca will believe her . i 'll just muck it up . erica : i do n't want myrtle involved in this . and you still want to shred michael cambias , do n't you ? kendall : you know i do . erica : well , then you have to do this . you really have to do this , kendall . and sooner . sooner than later , because the longer bianca goes without knowing this , the more taken in by this woman she is . kendall : i still think it 's too risky . erica : too risky ? for whom ? kendall : for me . erica : kendall , please . kendall : listen , erica . listen to me , okay ? if bianca does n't believe me , she 's going to go straight to lena . then lena 's going to go straight to michael . do you know how hard i have worked to make him trust me ? if he finds out that i tipped off bianca about lena , that 's it . it 's over . erica : look , crushing michael cambias is very , very important , but it 's nothing compared to protecting bianca . it 's much more important to protect bianca than a petty revenge scheme . kendall : our deal was that we would bring michael down together . this could blow everything . erica : not if you handle it correctly . kendall : okay . well , what if -- what if bianca does believe me ? what if she does ? then she 'll hate me forever . erica : kendall , she already hates you . i mean , surely , you must know that . but this -- this could be your chance to change things . kendall : how ? erica : because if bianca realizes that you were trying to protect her , that could make her more open to you in the future . now , would n't that be worth taking a risk for ? [ scene_break ] lena : now is not a good time . michael : oh , you have company , do you ? you usually kick your marks out of bed before dawn . it must be love . lena : this really is n't any of your business . michael : get rid of her . meet me at my condo . lena : i 'm afraid that 's not possible . michael : make it possible . i have information you want to hear . lena ? lena ? you know , i 'm not in the mood for your lovesick games . bianca : hey , that was n't really my mother , was it ? lena : no . bianca : you seem kind of rattled . lena : oh , it 's nothing . it 's just this old man who lives in the hotel , and he 's lonely . he starts drinking and then he calls me . bianca : well , that 's terrible . you need to get the management to take care of it . lena : oh , i already did . it 's not a problem , really . it 's nothing for you to worry about . bianca : do you know how nice it is for me to have somebody to worry about ? [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's a hell of a risk . erica : kendall , please . after bianca realizes that you had the courage to tell her the truth , i am sure she 's going to forgive you . kendall : better me than you , right ? erica : i beg your pardon ? kendall : oh , come on , erica . you ca n't stand the thought of your precious daughter shutting you out because you exploded her romantic bubble . erica : listen to me , kendall . after this is all over , after your feelings , your thrill of revenge against michael cambias are gone , would n't it be nice to know that you and bianca -- you had a new understanding ? kendall : do you think -- could you have a new understanding with me ? erica : kendall , if you help me with this , i am sure that i might have a new understanding with whatever it is you want from me . kendall : okay , you know what ? you know what i want , erica . you know what i want from you . is n't that what you 're counting on ? [ heart monitor beeps ] erica : hi , there . jack : hi , yourself . you got all your calls made ? erica : i suppose so . jack : you suppose so ? what is that supposed to mean ? i mean , what -- what happened out there ? erica : oh . well , i -- i did something i never thought i would do . jack : and that would be ? erica : i asked kendall to help me with bianca . [ scene_break ] lena : oh , here . wait . bianca : oh , thank you . do you mind if i take a shower ? lena : do i mind ? why would i mind ? bianca : well , i do n't know . maybe you need some privacy or you have things to do . or maybe , you know , last night was last night , and this morning is -- lena : this morning is the most wonderful morning i 've had in a very long time . bianca : well , good . i just -- i do n't want to intrude . lena : bianca , you 're welcome here always , all right ? bianca : all right . lena : okay , go take your shower . there 's fresh towels in the cabinet . bianca : all right . i wo n't be long . lena : take your time . try the grapefruit scrub . [ knock on door ] lena : what now ? michael . michael : cozy . lena : what are you doing here ? michael : well , when you hung up on me , i had to see for myself . lena : i want you to leave . michael : was bianca expecting you , or can you chat ? lena : i have nothing to say to you . michael : do n't shut me out , darling . not unless you want your mother to die in jail . [ scene_break ] [ maria cries ] aidan : maureen , what 's wrong ? maria : i do n't know , it 's just -- i do n't know . i 'm so used to taking care of myself . i pack my own stuff ; i 've always found my own way . aidan : yeah , and you are very good at it , i promise you . i mean , you found your way to me , did n't you ? maria : i did . aidan : it 's about time you 're going to let someone look after you . maria : i love you so much . aidan : and i love you . maria : i love you . aidan : you okay ? maria : i am . aidan : well , i 'm going to go finish packing . maria : okay . you are determined , are n't you ? aidan : yep . we 're out of this place . we 're never going to sleep in this bed again because moving out of here is just the beginning of everything . maria : yeah , but you know i 'm happy with you no matter where we are . aidan : yeah . well , i want to give you something better . maria : but you did . you did the day that you walked into my life . and before i met you , i had no idea what i wanted -- what i wanted or what i wanted to do . aidan : and now ? maria : i want you . aidan : and i want to be the one that you can always count on , maureen . always . maria : you are . you know , i 've never felt this safe with anyone before . aidan : never ? maria : never . uh , they said that , you know , i felt like this with edmund , but i do n't remember it . so it 's only you . it 's only you . this is the beginning of everything , is n't it ? aidan : uh - huh . maria : it is . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] edmund : you never told me -- mia : you did n't ask . maddie : hey , daddy ! edmund : hi , kids . how was shadowboxing ? jessica : maddie was great . maddie : yes . i 'm the champion of the world ! mia : woo - hoo , you 're the champion ! edmund : congratulations , champ ! mia : so i guess that means you 've probably worked up an appetite now , right ? maddie and jessica : yeah . edmund : ah , okay . well , you about ready for cupcakes ? maddie and jessica : yeah . edmund : yeah ? maddie : can i share them ? mia : of course you can share them . maddie : thank you . mia : that was -- what just happened ? edmund : i think you just made a friend . maddie does n't kiss just anyone , you know . that was big . mia : yeah , that was huge . wow . maddie 's just -- she 's just full of surprises , huh ? edmund : yeah , she is . mia : yeah . edmund : kind of a lot like her old man . mia : and how 's that ? edmund : he does n't kiss just anyone , either . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] evan 's voice : you know who you reached . leave a number . [ answering machine beeps ] chris : all right , i 'm tired of waiting , evan . i 'm leaving . [ scene_break ] ( man on tv ) the dry air is coming with the high pressure zone that will be lena : what have you done to my mother ? michael : oh , why such shock ? you had a choice , remember ? bianca 's love or your mother 's life . you chose love . lena : where is she ? michael : well , for now , i imagine she 's puttering around in her garden in oostende . but as soon as word gets out that your mother the fashionista was actually communista , with ties to the secret police , no less , your new government might have other plans for her . lena : michael , you do n't know anything . michael : you never used to doubt me , lena . you know , since your mother was an operative with poland 's secret police , the new regime considers that grounds for life imprisonment . is n't that why the two of you faked her death ? lena : you bastard . michael : i saw pictures of her grave . very authentic , very beautiful . not as pretty as her seaside villa , especially this time of year . lena : what do you want ? michael : i want what we came here for -- boyd larraby 's mojo in a jar . now , if you get this done , we 'll revolutionize the cosmetics industry and you will have more money than you could ever imagine . lena : michael , it 's not possible . there 's no way that boyd will give up his formula to bianca . michael : yeah , well , fortunately , it 's not floating around in his head anymore . he 's finally written it down , but they did file a patent , so i need you to get that piece of paper as quickly as possible . do you understand ? lena : i would n't even know where to start looking . michael : why do n't you start in her safe -- erica 's safe at enchantment . lena : i do n't -- michael : listen , i want you to open that safe and get that document . then your mother will live a graceful life in her seaside villa . you can do whatever you want with that trinket in the shower . but if you refuse me , your mother will wither away in her cell , believing that you betrayed her . okay ? do you understand ? lena : perfectly . michael : good . now get that safe open today . lena : michael , i need more time . michael : well , it did n't take you much time to bed bianca . safe should be a snap . bianca : lena , the scrub was divine . lena : oh . glad you enjoyed it . lena : come on , come on . yes . bianca : oh , lena , i think that that must be -- oh , god , do n't tell me . i know . [ scene_break ] erica : lena is lying to bianca . jack : oh , no . erica : she 's using her . so what do you suggest that i do ? nothing ? jack : no , you 've got to do something before she falls head over heels in love . erica : exactly . i do n't want to see bianca taken advantage of at all anyway . jack : neither do i. erica , i just gave her this big speech on how love was worth risking it all . for pete 's sake , what was i thinking ? erica : no , no , listen to me . you just concentrate on getting your strength back , that 's all . i 'll take care of michael cambias . jack : what are you up to ? erica : nothing illegal , counselor . just going to do a little something that 's going to let michael cambias know that he 's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is . jack : well , he does n't stand a chance against you . and i pity anybody that tampers with your child 's heart . just be careful , please . erica : do n't worry about me . jack : i will worry about you . i 'm going to worry until we find out what chris is up to . erica : chris ? well , i just spoke to him in the hall . jack : chris came to see you ? here ? what did he want ? erica : he -- he wanted to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] chris : where the hell have you been ? evan : what 's the difference ? i 'm here , ai n't i ? let 's do it . chris : not so fast . over here . evan : oh , come on , stamp . you 're breaking my heart . i thought we were buddies . finished ? you satisfied ? chris : not until i see the back of your head walking away from me . not before . evan : all right , well , give me my goodies and i 'm out of here . you booked me first class , did n't you ? chris : yeah , i booked you first class . evan : all right , fork it over . what gives ? chris : i want some answers first . evan : tsk , tsk -- not part of the deal . chris : the deal ? you keep changing the deal ! evan : what is that supposed to mean ? chris : we talked about handling jackson . there was no mention -- evan : what , did you get a change of conscience all of a sudden ? chris : what , are you crazy ? you popped the d.a . you think you can get away with that ? evan : yes , i do , as long as you give me what 's mine . now fork it over -- my passport , my tickets . let 's go . chris : i never told you to shoot anybody . evan : listen , stamp , do n't play with me . i 'm waiting . oh -- oh , i see what 's happening . you want me to say it -- can only mean one thing . you lying sack . i took him out for you , agent stamp , just like you told me . you think we got that on tape ? i 'm disappointed in you . chris : i never told you to kill anybody . evan : you wanted him dead , and you know it . only you did n't have the biscuits to go through with it . chris : you had your own agenda . evan : that 's right , and you changed your mind . well , lucky for you , the guy lived . okay ? but if you do n't square off with me right this very second , i 'm going to get foggy , and then we 're talking collateral damage . i 'm going to ask you a question . i want you to think very hard before you answer it . how well do you think your former fiancée sleeps at night ? chris : you are not going to hurt her . chris : the damages end here , you got that ? jackson made it , but you wo n't . [ scene_break ] maria : oh , my gosh . goodbye , no - tell motel , and hello to the good chocolates on the pillow and a future with the man that i love . aidan : and what if that future was n't so far off ? maria : what do you mean ? [ scene_break ] [ maddie squeals ] edmund : ha - ha ! whoa ! [ maddie and jessica squeal ] mia : oh , god , i wish this day did not have to end . edmund : feels more like a beginning to me . mia : yeah , yeah , the beginning of maddie 's boxing career . edmund : no . more like the beginning of the best of the rest of my life . mia : those are strong words , mister . edmund : i mean them . mia : must be all this living - in - the - moment stuff . edmund : well , if this is living in the moment , then you give me the next moment right now . mia : but no expectations . remember ? edmund : yeah . i 'm done with those . i 'm done with those . you know , before maria came back , i was -- i was supposed to marry brooke , you know , start a whole new life . mia : yeah . well , you loved her . edmund : and i still do , you know ? it 's just brooke and i just -- we just tried so many times . mia : yeah , i know , and the timing was off . edmund : yeah , timing is important . it 's fate , too . it 's like jake and you were n't meant to be like brooke and i were n't meant to be , like maureen and i were n't . mia : so do you think that you and i , we 're -- maddie : bye , everyone ! edmund : well , hi , sweetie . hi , sweetie . where did all your friends go ? maddie : they had to go home . can we ? edmund : mmm , nice . no , you do n't . you do n't have to go anywhere . what do you want to do ? maddie : play hide - and - go - seek . edmund : oh , you do ? well , let me see if i can find a rock i can hide under . maddie : oh , not you , daddy . i want to play with mia . i bet you 're really good . [ scene_break ] lena : you know ? bianca : well , yeah . i mean , i 've been through this before . i know the signs . you 're uncomfortable and you 're preoccupied . you 're having cold feet , right ? lena : cold feet ? bianca , no , it 's just that i have so much work on my mind . i 'm behind on my projections for next quarter . bianca : oh , of course . you -- you do n't need to explain that to me . god , you must think that i am a pathetic , insecure wimp . lena : oh , i think you 're charming . bianca : right . real charming . it 's just that whenever it 's felt this good , whenever i 've been in a relationship that felt like it was great , it was always doomed . lena : bianca , you must n't think of doom . you deserve happiness . bianca : it 's just the thought of being this happy all the time -- it blows me away , and i want to hang on to it with both hands . that 's so silly , right ? lena : no , no , it 's not silly . it 's sweet . i 'll do everything in my power to protect you . bianca : protect me from what ? lena : from me . bianca : well , you just let me worry about that . [ phone rings ] lena : oh . bianca : oh , damn it . lena : it could be about your uncle jack . bianca : oh , god . of course , you 're right . [ ring ] bianca : hello ? kendall : bianca , it 's kendall . bianca : what do you want ? kendall : i need to see you right now . can you please come to the hospital ? bianca : is it about my uncle jack ? did something happen ? kendall : no , no , he 's fine . i just -- i really need to talk to you . bianca : you know , i do n't know . i 'm busy . i have classes . i have a meeting . kendall : no , do you think that i would n't be asking you this if it was n't important ? bianca : all right . look , kendall , this better not be -- kendall : it 's not , bianca . lena : was that erica ? are you meeting her at the office later on ? bianca : no , she 's still camping out at the hospital . in fact , i think i 'm going to head over there right now . can i call you later ? lena : i hope you will . bianca : okay . everything 's okay . right ? lena : yes , yes . it will be . [ scene_break ] [ heart monitor beeps ] erica : jack , chris is going after whoever it was who shot you . jack : that 's a pretty clever way to take himself out of the suspect pool , now , is n't it ? erica : no , no , jack . you 're wrong about chris . you should have seen him . jack : i would 've liked to have seen him . i 've got a few questions i 'd like to ask him . erica : look , do you really think that chris would 've come here if he were guilty ? jack : i do n't know what stamp 's capable of anymore . do you ? [ scene_break ] chris : i told you -- i warned you , do n't cross me ! evan : you 're not pinning this job on me . [ scene_break ] maddie : you have to count to 50 ! and slow , like one - mississippi , two- mississippi , three - mississippi— [ scene_break ] evan : ah ! come on ! come on ! come on ! you 're right . i did mess up with montgomery . but this time i 'm going to get it right . [ scene_break ] aidan : when i found you that day in the park -- maria : mm - hmm ? aidan : i found a part of myself that i thought i 'd lost forever , a part of me that loves without fear and always dreams of the future , a future i hope i 'll always get to spend with you . maureen , will you marry me ? maria : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] bianca : okay . what 's so urgent , kendall ? kendall : bianca , there 's no easy way to tell you this . stop . listen to me , okay ? lena is lying to you . bianca : kendall , stop it . i 'm not going to listen to this . kendall : listen to me -- she is working with michael cambias . bianca : i do n't believe you . kendall : well , you have to , okay ? she 's sleeping with him . they 're lovers . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] edmund : maddie ! edmund : maddie ! edmund : maddie ! [ next_on ] maria : i -- i do n't even know what to say . michael : i 've got another job for you . and this time you 'd better succeed . bianca : if you say one more word against lena , you 're going to be the one needing a hospital . jack : i want to marry you today .
aidan tells maria that they 're moving out of the flea - bag motel . he says she deserves the best , and that 's why he 's booked a room for them at the valley inn hotel . after making love , aidan asks maria to marry him . bianca wakes up in lena 's hotel room . she tells lena she had an amazing night , and lena kisses her . while bianca is showering , michael shows up . he threatens to kill lena 's mother if she does n't get the enchantment safe combination from bianca . lena reluctantly agrees . after michael leaves , lena goes through bianca 's things and finds the combination . kendall calls bianca and asks her to meet at the hospital . bianca hesitates , but finally agrees . at the hospital , kendall tries to convince bianca that lena is working with michael . when she says that lena is sleeping with michael , bianca slaps her . meanwhile , lena sneaks into erica 's office and opens the safe . chris and flanders meet in the woods . they exchange a few words and end up wrestling on the ground . chris loses his gun and flanders picks up the one he had hidden . he points the gun at chris . mia , edmund and maddy are at the park having a picnic . maddy is finally warming up to mia . while they 're playing , maddy runs deeper into the woods . she stops when she sees flanders shoot chris . flanders sees maddy and points the gun on her . a wounded chris grabs maddy and takes another bullet in his back . he falls . flanders goes back to aiming at maddy . after hearing the gunshots , mia and edmund run frantically through the woods looking for maddy .
krystal : what in blazes are you after , tad martin ? tad : well , you and me and a little romance . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so why the face , hmm ? profits down ? somebody raid the pension fund ? liza : something 's come to my attention , something disturbing . j.r. : what , business hassles ? something i should know about ? liza : i 'm afraid so . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] greenlee : hey , groom . ready to tie one on ? ryan : if you mean the knot , i 'm raring to go . where 's your suitcase ? greenlee : propping open the elevator . kendall : come on . come on , already . come on , damn it ! what 's the holdup ? come on , already ! greenlee : hold it , ryan ! before we go on the marriage - go - round , i 've got one more condition . ryan : greenlee , that , like , puts us in triple digits . greenlee : show some respect for the future mrs. lavery ? ryan : huh -- ok , bride - to - be . your wish is my command . greenlee : strip down to your six - pack . kendall : damn it ! oh . 10 floors . i do n't care . i do n't care . i will climb to the top of everest if ryan was waiting for me . ok . ryan ? ryan , it 's me . listen , i know you 're home . i saw your bike downstairs . ryan ? please , please let me in , please . i want to tell you how sorry i am for trashing everything that we had , that we can still have . please , please , i -- just give me one more chance to make things right . i know it 's not too late . ryan : there is no way that you are getting me in my tux . i want to -- here -- i want to relax on this flight . greenlee : you do n't want to be the best - dressed groom at 40,000 feet ? ryan : i will suit up when we get to our destination -- which is where exactly ? greenlee : you 'll see when we get there . ryan : ah , a woman of mystery . greenlee : would you have me any other way ? ryan : i would n't change a damn thing . greenlee : well , then what are we waiting for ? let 's go ring them wedding bells . [ scene_break ] krystal : you and me -- tad : uh - huh . krystal : and a little romance ? tad : yeah . krystal : uh - huh . what kind of line is that ? tad : hopefully one that works . it 's not a line . i 'm serious . krystal : oh , yeah , yeah , i know your kind of serious . stealth kisses , barnstorming my bra , ransacking my boudoir . you 're nothing but romeo on a recon mission . tad : maybe once upon a time , but not now , ok ? right now you 've got me all wrong . krystal : oh , really ? tad : mm - hmm . krystal : yeah , and what kind of dirt are you trying to dig up now , huh ? tad : krystal -- that 's what i was trying to tell you this afternoon -- krystal : you think i 've stashed a couple more of babe 's exes down in the wine cellar ? tad : krystal , please , would you just take a deep breath , ok ? just -- come on . [ krystal sighs ] tad : excellent . i am not out to get you , ok ? i 'm not , at least not the way that you think . krystal : mm - hmm . tad : right now i am completely on the level . i 'm telling you the truth . krystal : then why did you go blabbing to liza -- tad : i did n't . krystal : that babe and j.r. are not married legally ? tad : that 's what i tried to tell you this after -- wait -- i -- i did n't say a word to liza about anything or anybody . krystal : well , then why did she track me down in the loo at sos dropping all kinds of innuendos ? tad : who cares ! i do n't know . they were just innuendoes . honey , she played you like a fiddle . she went into the bathroom saying she knew some kind of a secret in the hopes that you would just dump the rest . what i 'm trying to tell you is the minute you told me this afternoon that she pulled that , i went over and confronted her , and she confessed . it was nothing . it was just -- it was just one big fake - out . krystal : why is she sticking her nose into other people 's business ? tad : she said she did it to protect me . krystal : well , bully for the blond bulldog and to hell with me and babe ! tad : just a second , ok . look , i 'm not trying to defend liza . that 's not why i 'm here . what i am trying to say is she does n't know a damn thing about j.r. or babe or their marital status . i would never , ever sell you out . so your secret 's still safe . [ scene_break ] liza : j.r. , i wish i could make this go away . j.r. : well , whatever it is , i 'm sure we can handle it . liza : well , i tell you , i make executive decisions . i fire people , i broker million - dollar deals , and i do n't know how to deal with this one . j.r. : this is about me , right ? liza : partly , yeah . j.r. : the way i 've back - burned work since i became a dad , and now the wedding and bess ' christening . by the way , you 're going to be there , right ? liza : j.r. , i would do anything to support you . i hope you know that . j.r. : thanks , i appreciate it . ah , wow . you know , could life get any better ? babe and bess -- i just fall in love with them more every day . oh , here , check this out . see , here 's bess in her bassinet and bess in her little pink outfit . oh , and this is the three of us when we came home on bess ' first day . liza : yeah . j.r. : yeah . liza : well -- j.r. : all right . back to work , unless , of course , that 's my letter of termination and i 've been fired . ok . something heavy 's going down . just rip off the bandage . i can take it . [ scene_break ] babe : oh . well , there 's no need for me to ask how you 're doing . i can feel all the good love energy going on . bianca : oh , well , yeah . i 'm hanging in there . babe : you sure as heck are , honey . bianca : i 've even gone back to work . babe : no way . bianca : yeah . babe : give a big ta - da to you , huh ? bianca : yeah , huh ? babe : well , do you think that maybe you could get some time off ? bianca : probably . why ? babe : i have a big ta - da thing to ask of you . bianca : name it . babe : well -- j.r. and i are renewing our vows . [ babe giggles ] bianca : god , that 's great ! babe , oh ! come in , come in ! tell me all about it ! babe : and so , it 's just going to give this big old fairy - tale deal . we 're going to do the rice and the rose petals -- the works . bianca : oh . babe : and i want you to be my maid of honor . well , see , we 're going to make a big day of it . first , we 're going to do the wedding , and then afterwards we 're going to have bess ' christening , and then that way you can go from my maid of honor to bess ' godmother without even changing your dress . bianca : are you sure that j.r. is ok with that ? babe : of course he is . bianca : well , it 's just that the last time this issue came up he seemed a little uncomfortable with me getting anywhere near bess -- not that i blame him for that at all . babe : bianca , j.r. knows that you 're going to be such a little blessing to our girl . so , the job is all yours if you 're up for it , and it 's going to come with all the love that you can handle . bianca : babe , truly , i would be honored . babe : so then it 's set . when the big day comes , you , my friend , are going to be pulling double duty . bianca : if you 're sure that that 's what you really want . babe : why would i want it any other way ? bianca : well , you know , babe , there 's no reason for you to feel guilty or like you owe me or something . babe : guilty for what ? bianca : that your baby lived . babe : bianca , what would even put that thought in your brain ? bianca : well , my therapist thought that it might be an issue , and so i just wanted to deal with it . babe : well , no offense , but your therapist is dead wrong or she just does n't get what we 've survived . hey . what we went through is absolutely zero about guilt , and i think about miranda all the time , and every single time i do , my heart just breaks . what we lived through , it 's going to give us a connection for life , a connection that 's all about love . hey , and i love you , and i want my best friend up there with me on my big day , so -- so we can look back on each other with big old goofy smiles . i just want my shiny , happy memories to be yours , too -- well , only if you 're up for it . bianca : yes , yes . babe : oh . [ scene_break ] tad : i would like it a lot if you and i could start over again , with a clean slate , no suspicion or deception on either side . krystal : so when did this -- this warm , fuzzy feeling take root ? maybe at the sos when you saw me and dr . danger laughing and scratching ? tad : oh , ple -- hayward � s got nothing to do with this . krystal : are you sure about that ? tad : absolutely . the man 's a disaster . he 's a car wreck waiting to happen . no matter what you say , you 're smart enough to understand that . i know . i 've learned a couple of things about you throughout all this craziness . krystal : for instance ? tad : that aside from being the wrong person to mess with and a high priestess of the kamasutra , when it comes to affairs of the heart , you 'd rather look somebody right in the eye and shoot from your hip . krystal : that leaves a lot you do n't know . tad : maybe . but that 's why i 'm here -- because i 'd like to sign up for a crash course -- `` everything you always wanted to know about krystal carey . `` krystal : `` but should be afraid to ask and even sorrier to find out `` ? tad : i 'll take my chances . krystal : you know what ? this is just -- this is just your whomped - up male ego beating the tom - tom . you are so competitive with david , you want to outscore him , so you 're adding me to your spring lineup . tad : there 's no lineup . it 's just you and me . i mean it . i cut simone and liza loose because i realized i want to be with you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : liza , if you ca n't tell me what 's wrong , just show me . liza : you know , i think i should be able to handle this on my own . j.r. : wait a second here . we 're business partners . if there 's some sort of crisis , do n't be cutting me out of the loop . liza : it 's not business . it 's -- it 's personal . j.r. : but you said it was something that i should be worried about . liza : it is -- my mistake . j.r. : liza ? if you 're in some sort of trouble , let me help . liza : i 'm fine . thanks . i think i can handle this by myself . [ scene_break ] greenlee : nice year ! sure beats those little doll - size bottles you get when you fly commercial . ryan : when did you fly anything but first class ? greenlee : ah , it 's not like owning your own plane . ryan : well , you say `` i do `` and half this baby is yours . here , let 's -- greenlee : playing halfsies is going to be fun . ryan : you think ? greenlee : mm - hmm . first thing i want to do when we get back is take your motorcycle out for a spin , get her on the open road , really open her up . ha - ha -- gotcha ! [ greenlee chuckles ] ryan : you little -- greenlee : marriage or no , a man 's toys are very sacred . for everything else , there 's our prenup . ryan : which livia is going to messenger to the hotel before the wedding . greenlee : here is to our limited partnership and unlimited possibility . nothing can stop us now . [ phone rings ] greenlee : well , what if that was something important ? ryan : more important than toasting my bride ? pilot : excuse me , sir . sorry to interrupt , but i 'm afraid there will be a delay . ryan : how long ? pilot : well , it 's hard to say , sir . we seem to have run into some technical difficulties . kendall : i 'm ryan lavery 's fiancée . i just -- i lost my keys to his apartment , and i was wondering if you could please let me in . man : i 've seen you before . so you and mr. lavery are getting hitched ? kendall : yep , that 's the plan . man : mazel tov . kendall : thank you . david : you 're too late , and so am i . look around . ryan 's already gone , with greenlee . kendall : david -- david : if you act fast , you can still catch them . kendall : catch them at what ? david : i was just at greenlee 's an hour ago . she was all packed and ready to take off with ryan . kendall : take off for where ? david : does it really matter ? they 're together . kendall : yeah , maybe in greenlee 's tripped - out fantasy . david : kendall , this is for real . i have n't seen greenlee this alive since leo . she said something about having six months -- kendall : what ? ryan and -- ryan and greenlee are on a six - month getaway ? david : that 's the way it looked like to me . kendall : yeah , but you do n't know for sure . david : greenlee was light on the specifics , most likely because she does n't want to be found . i know . i hate it as much as you do . kendall : well , then , go after them and find them . do something about it . david : i tried , but she shut me down . but you can do it , kendall . you 've got the power , and it 's about time you use it before it 's too late . kendall : there 's no way in hell i 'm going after ryan . david : well , then , you get exactly what you deserve . kendall screws up again and greenlee ends up paying for it . kendall : excuse me ? greenlee pays nothing . she wins bigtime ! david : and what the hell do you think she wins ? i know for certain that ryan is still in love with you ! [ scene_break ] babe : bianca , that day in the cabin -- bianca : my daughter 's birthday , only most of it is blank . babe : well , sometimes not remembering it can be a blessing . bianca : well , yeah , but what i do remember is beautiful . those memories are what keep miranda alive for me , like that moment when you handed her to me , holding her , when i told her that i would always take care of her . and then i passed out . when i woke up , she was gone . it was my job to protect her , to keep her safe , and i could n't . babe : honey , that is not your fault . bianca : i know . but i was just hoping that there was something that you could share with me , some special memory that you had that would help me remember miranda . babe : hon , i am -- i am so sorry , but i ca n't tell you anything more than you already know . i conked out , too , and then -- and then i woke up after the helicopter crash . bianca : i just keep thinking that if i had been a little stronger , if i had fought a little harder , miranda might still be alive today , and we 'd be in the park right now with our babies in their strollers , taking turns bragging about how brilliant and perfect they are . babe : miranda was just perfect . she was beautiful and she was sweet , just like her mama . and you 're always going to have those memories to hold on to . just try not to ask too many questions that really do n't have any answers , and they 're just going to make you sad . bianca : forget it , i 'm sorry . you came over here with such good news , and i 'm the total downer . babe : hey , you go wherever you need to , and you know i 'm going to be right there with you . bianca : well , good . now , can i see some pictures of my goddaughter ? babe : i 'm not even really sure if i even have any with me . bianca : uh - uh , come on . babe , the scrapbooking queen ? i bet you have a brag book as thick as a dictionary -- see ? you are so busted ! babe : ok . bianca : ok . let me see . babe : so j.r. and i have taken a few pictures of our little peanut . bianca : oh , my god . she 's so precious . oh , babe . now , which one of these pictures can i have ? babe : whichever one you want . i have copies of all of them . bianca : ok , well , i 'm going to take bess and lambie number one . babe : it 's all yours . bianca , i hate to do this to you , but i just -- i have so much to do to get ready for the -- bianca : oh , oh , go , go , please . babe : the wedding - christening combo . bianca : i thank you so much for including me . it means so much to me . babe : to me , too . bianca : all right , and now that i have an official role , you 're going to have to fill me in on all my official duties . babe : and you know you can count on that one , girlfriend . bianca : thank you , sweetheart . babe : you take care , ok ? bye . bianca : bye . [ scene_break ] tad : i know what i want , ok ? and what i do n't want . and as wonderful and amazing as liza and simone are , they 're not you . krystal : and what makes me such a prize package ? tad : well , that would be hard to define . i just know that when i 'm with you i feel -- krystal : do you hear bells , huh ? tad : no , nothing that corny . i -- i feel great . honestly , i 've been through a lot in my life , some good , a lot of it bad . and i thought that i was just to a point where i 'd just accept it and move on , because those were the cards that i was dealt . but i just know that when i 'm with you i feel kind of new . and that 's a surprise . i 've certainly never met anybody like you before in my entire life . krystal : and that 's a good thing ? tad : it 's the best thing to happen to me in a long time . krystal : well , that 's the nicest thing a man has said to me in a long time . but you know what , tad ? tad : ok , nothing -- ok , no , no , no -- krystal : no -- i -- tad : no , hey , no ifs , ands , or buts . you are coming with me . krystal : where ? where ? tad : we 're going on our first date . krystal : i hate first dates . tad : you do n't have a choice , ok ? i 'm not going to take no for an answer . we 're going out . i can not bust my best moves knowing that at any moment adam 's going to swoop in here like a big silver - haired vampire bat . krystal : wait , what kind of moves are you talking about ? tad : well , for one thing , i would love to kiss you madly . come on . krystal : tad -- tad � [ scene_break ] kendall : whatever mind game you 're playing , david , i do n't want any part of it . david : this is n't a game , kendall . i made a promise to leo that i would watch out for greenlee , and i 'm trying my damnedest to do exactly that . kendall : ok , so you lied to me to save greenlee from ryan ? david : i wish i was lying ! kendall : ryan does n't love me . if he did , he would have never run off with greenlee . david : ryan loves you more than anyone , except maybe himself . kendall : ok , and you know this how ? david : i told him how you suggested that we have an affair together . he attacked me in a jealous fit . kendall : wait -- well , hold on . you did what ? david : yeah , that 's right . i told him about the night that you came to my cabin and planted a kiss on me and how we talked about hitting the sheets together ? kendall : well -- and this just came up in casual conversation ? david : how or why it came up is not what the issue is here . the moral of this story is that ryan 's heart still belongs to you , kendall , and only you . kendall : you know , of all the lies that you 've told , david , this one is by far the worst . where in the hell do you get off playing with people 's feelings ? david : kendall , listen to me . all the dreams you ever had about you and ryan being together can come to fruition . all you have to do is admit that you still love him . [ scene_break ] ryan : what are you doing ? greenlee : writing . ryan : i know that you -- what are you writing ? greenlee : you 'll find out . ryan : oh , great . a tree has to die for prenup number two , the extended version ? greenlee : huh . no , nosy . i 'm working on my wedding vows . ryan : like -- oh -- what is there to say ? `` i , greenlee , take you , ryan , to screw the world and get filthy rich , for better or for purse , in richness and in wealth , till death do us part `` ? that 's pretty good . listen , you just practice signing `` greenlee lavery `` on all those monster checks that you 're going to be writing . greenlee : ryan , i 'm not just marrying you for your money . ryan : well , then why are you marrying me ? clue me in . greenlee , what else do you expect to get out of this marriage other than half the cambias estate ? greenlee : i resent you making me sound like some gold - digging fortune hunter . ryan : oh , i did n't -- greenlee : i have money of my own , trust funds out the ying - yang , and file this -- as much as i want fusion back , i would n't marry just anyone to get it . ryan : i take that as a compliment . greenlee : fusion means a lot to me . it used to mean everything , but not anymore . ryan : what else do you want ? greenlee : everything you promised when you proposed to me -- fun , adventure . company . corn flakes at midnight . sundays buried in the paper or biking a new trail . marriage based on friendship , the amazing bond that we share . money has zip to do with it . we were rich when all you had was 100 bucks in your pocket . ryan : well , i did n't mean to insult you . this whole gonzo wedding is all about the best - friend thing that we have going . and just so you know , i would n't do it with anybody else . greenlee : we do get each other , do n't we ? ryan : yep . and we better get this crate off the ground . if we do n't take off soon , we may never make it . greenlee : why not ? what 's going to stop us ? [ scene_break ] kendall : and who the hell are you calling a fool ? david : i 'm calling both you and ryan fools for denying what you really feel for each other , and greenlee , for acting like she can simply make that bond disappear . what a waste . if you could all see yourselves as clearly as i can -- kendall : oh , right , yeah . you 're the self - appointed expert on everyone but yourself . you have no idea how i feel . david : i 've been where you are , kendall . kendall : david , you are so out of touch with any real emotions , and you keep your feelings bottled up , locked up safe and tight , because if they get out , you might get hurt again . you 've shut out the entire world , but yet you stand there and dare me to risk the same pain that you 're running from ? you have the nerve to judge me ? you 've got to get your own heart back in the game , and maybe then you 'll remember what it feels like when you get ripped to pieces . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : you know something ? if you want , we could sit at different tables , we could just pass each other , you know , notes on napkins . krystal : that 's probably a good idea . tad : what is wrong with you ? why do n't you relax a little bit ? it ca n't be that hard . i mean , we 've already had a lot of quality time together , have n't we ? krystal : tad , you and i have had more fun that the law allows . that was strictly casual . so what i want to know is why you 're suddenly pushing to make this serious . tad : well , that 's easy . you remember the day you told me you pretended to leave town after the wedding ? that hit me like a heart attack . i do n't want you to leave . krystal : i have my reasons . tad : ok , well , how 's about i give you a good reason for sticking around ? and i mean it . if you ca n't stand me , then i will ever bother you again . it 's adios . but i got the feeling you and i got this mutual - admiration thing going on here , and that is a good thing . i mean , even when i made you crazy , it was a good kind of crazy , right ? krystal : i like you , tad . all right ? even when i hated you , i liked you a lot . tad : great . now that we 've got that out of the way , all 's i can figure is the only reason you 're trying to put some distance between you and me is because of what happened with that baby . krystal : tad , tad , do n't you say another word . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] bianca : oh . coming . coming ! calm down ! jeez -- kendall ! kendall : oh . bianca : i thought somebody was trying to break the door down ! kendall : well , i bet you wo n't be rooting for ryan when you hear his latest . bianca : oh , god . what happened now ? you did n't give him another ultimatum , did you ? kendall : nope , nope . i never got the chance . i went to ryan 's and he had cleared out with -- guess who -- greenlee . bianca : you 're kidding . kendall : no , no , god 's honest truth . ryan and greenlee have lit out for their next adventure , could be gone for as long as six months . so i hope you realize just how wrong you are about ryan . he wants greenlee , not me . bianca : kendall , this is going to sound a little cruel , but if ryan went out of town with greenlee , it 's only because you pushed him to it . kendall : how ? how am i to blame for him acting like a jerk ? bianca : you tried to tell him how to live his life . that 's not what love is . kendall : oh , what is this , gang up on kendall day ? bianca : why ? who agrees with me ? kendall : david . bianca : ah . what did he say ? kendall : he basically told me to get over myself and stop ryan and greenlee . bianca : i 'd try the airport first . kendall : what , what -- so you 're siding with david ? bianca : absolutely , because i know that deep down ryan still loves you . kendall : yeah , well , if you ask me , he 's got a little too much love to go around . bianca : ryan and greenlee are friends , kendall . but if they 're spending this much time together , that could change . kendall : so ? what the hell do i care ? bianca : you do care , a lot . so this is it , kendall -- the moment of truth . if ryan and greenlee go out of town together as friends , they might come back as a whole lot more . [ scene_break ] ryan : you see the fog out there ? that could ground us . that could stop our elopement dead in its tracks . greenlee : a little fog 's not going to stop us . i thought you were having second thoughts . ryan : connor has n't gotten back to us about the technical difficulties . that ca n't be good news . greenlee : oh , whatever problem will be fixed and we 'll above the clouds in a jiffy . more champagne ? ryan : no , thanks . how about you reading me your wedding vows ? greenlee : they 're pretty rough . ryan : i 'm not expecting poetry . i 'd just love to hear them . come on . greenlee : ok . all right , here goes . ahem . `` brides mostly wear white , and mostly they say the guy they 're marrying is their best friend . well , that could n't be more true for me . i would n't be standing here if it were n't for you . you saved my life . and that was when this amazing adventure started -- not with the walk down the aisle , but with a ride to the next horizon . marriage is uncharted territory , and that we 've chosen to make the trip together says everything . we may hit some potholes and speed bumps along the way , but this i vow -- you will never for a moment regret taking me as your wife . you deserve nothing but the best , and i 'll do my best to live up to that . i want you to know whatever waits around the next bend , whatever unexpected twists and turns our journey takes , i 'll be ready , because where we end up does n't matter . what matters is the ride i 'm on with you . i trust that you will make it unforgettable . `` too corny ? [ scene_break ] babe : hey , honey . j.r. : babe . is bess ok ? babe : she 's fine , fine . j.r. : i just ca n't help but worry . babe : i know . tell me about it . i pretty much call home every three minutes for a baby update . j.r. : so , what 'd you do your first day out of the house ? babe : i -- i went by and i saw bianca . and i let her know that -- that we want her to be bess ' godmother and my maid of honor . and , honey , i know that you 're not in love with the idea , which makes me love you even more for going along with it . j.r. : babe , i just want whatever makes you happy . it 's like with this whole wedding thing . your mom told me that you were into it , but you never came to me about it . babe : it 's just some silly dream i 've had as a little girl . but it is my dream . i would marry you every day of the week if i could -- and twice on sundays . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : then come to me . i 'm your husband . do n't ever hide what your heart wants from me . i 'm here to make all your dreams come true . and remember , all you have to do is ask . babe : i 'll remember . [ scene_break ] krystal : all right , babe and j.r. are happy . why ca n't you just leave it the hell alone ? tad : wait just a second . would you take it easy for a second ? what 's going on ? i 'm not trying to start anything . [ krystal sighs ] tad : well , krystal , why the hell would i ? i mean , we got the proof -- we got the proof we need . the baby belongs with babe and j.r. dna does n't lie . krystal : well , then why 'd you bring it up ? tad : because i get the feeling that you 're still upset with me for running the test behind your back , and i just wanted to say that i 'm sorry . i feel like i did n't have a choice , because the way i saw it , if a mistake had been made and babe had been given bianca 's baby by accident , it would have been worse for everybody if it came out later . krystal : i 'm not mad at you . tad : yeah . you are . i can feel it . you 've been mad at me off and on ever since we met in that roadside motel , and i ca n't say i blame you , either . i was just there trying to dig up trash on babe , and i should have been straight with you from the very beginning . krystal : i could have been more upfront myself . tad : yeah . the only reason we bend the truth is because we love our kids . krystal : guilty with an excuse . tad : no . from now on i promise i wo n't fudge the truth , because believe it or not , honesty is something that 's very important to me in a relationship . krystal : i did n't ask for this , did i ? tad : no . krystal : why ? why are you pushing it ? tad : because somewhere between that roadside motel and now i 've realized how much i care about you . [ scene_break ] bianca : kendall , you could be moments away from losing ryan forever . is that what you want ? kendall : what i want does n't matter . bianca : oh , stop that ! what you want moves mountains . just look at everything that you 've done for me in the name of love . kendall : yeah , but you were worth it . bianca : kendall , do n't you see how much you 've grown because of the risks you 've taken for me and for mom ? you 've opened your heart up so much . do n't shut it down now . kendall : i wo n't . i mean , i love who i am now when i 'm with you . it 's meant everything to me . i would never change that . bianca : prove it . kendall : how ? bianca : kendall , if i asked you to forgive greenlee , would you do it ? or would you think that it meant that i loved her and not you ? kendall : well , coming from you , i would think that you would want me to unload the anger and be happy . bianca : ok . so what 's different about ryan ? does n't he want exactly the same thing ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't understand what the holdup is . i do n't -- yeah , connor , can i get a flight update , please ? thank you . greenlee : ryan , we 'll get there when we get there . connor : sir ? ryan : yeah . why are we still on the ground ? connor : hydraulic pressure -- problem with the landing gear . ryan : well , fix it . connor : we 've got a full crew working on it , sir . ryan : ok , you tell them if they do n't hurry up , i 'm going to fly commercial . connor : not much chance of that , sir . with this fog , the airport is completely socked in . all flights are grounded . ryan : damn it ! greenlee : ryan , what 's the problem ? ryan : the problem is the fog , greenlee . greenlee : no . it 's more than that -- much more . hey . if you want , you know , we still have time . you can call the wedding off . [ scene_break ] tad : come on , krystal , just say it , ok , so we can get past it . you still resent me for running that dna test . krystal : no . no , ok ? tad , it 's -- it 's just too late for us . tad : wait -- why would you -- what 's wrong with you ? why would you say something like that ? why ca n't we just move on ? and i know i want to . krystal : tad , why is this about you , ok ? what you did is nothing . it 's what i did . [ scene_break ] babe : i hope there 's no rule with having family photos on your desk . j.r. : hey , babe , i make the rules . babe : oh . i am so sorry , big boss . gosh . you know what ? i am going to run home and get back to our sweet little angel . j.r. : well , give me 15 minutes . i 'll be right behind you . babe : oh . hey , liza . ok , bye . you know what ? be sure to check your mailbox . we 're having this big christening / wedding blowout . bye . j.r. : liza . i guess i do n't have to ask you what brings you back . liza : j.r. , i hate to tell you this , but somebody 's got to tell you . your marriage is nothing but a lie . [ next_on ] erica : wish me luck . bobby : break a leg . tad : if you or babe has done something else that could hurt one of my boys , i want to know about it . j.r. : what , you faked this document so you could have tad all to yourself ? greenlee : so if kendall were to walk on this plane right now , how quickly would our wedding be canceled ?
tad tells krystal that he wants her , not liza or simone . but she has problems with that . she first fears that he knows she switched the dna , but he reveals he probably has no clue . but due to her secret and guilt about that , she tells him it 's too late for them . when liza sees them together in a restaurant , she decides to spill the beans to jr and gives him proof that his marriage to babe is all a lie .
kendall : hmm , hmm . it is a school morning , and we are not even out of bed yet . zach : it 's still our anniversary celebration . kendall : hmm . i think that we should do this , starting now until -- i do n't know , maybe forever ? zach : hmm . kendall : hmm , what do you say ? what do you think about that ? zach : what do you think about this ? kendall : oh , yeah , yeah . zach : mm - hmm ? kendall : i like it , it 's good . it 's good , honey , yeah , i -- but i got to go . i got to go . zach : got to go where ? kendall : no , i have to go . i am late . i am late , i 'm sorry . i -- i have an appointment at pine valley 's newest spa . zach : cancel it . kendall : honey , it 's business . ay , oh -- it 's -- it 's business , not pleasure . this is pleasure , and that 's -- zach : stick with pleasure . let me show you something . kendall : stop . zach : what 's that ? kendall : wait a minute . zach : what ? kendall : listen , i will come back here . i promise , i will come back . i will make you do that to me again , and we will pick up exactly where we left off . ok ? yes ? zach : all right . kendall : all right . huh ! zach : ah ! ahem . kendall : what is this ? zach : oh , uh -- anniversary paper . kendall : paper ? oh , my . ooh , it 's so cute . [ kendall chuckles as she unfolds paper cut - outs of a man and a woman holding hands with two little children between them ] kendall : `` team slater -- always , only us . `` zach : hmm . kendall : i love it . it 's -- it 's cute . give me a kiss . oh , you know what ? i never thought i 'd say these words , but i wish i did n't have to go to the damn spa today . zach : cute , huh ? you should be -- kendall : no , they 're -- it 's -- it 's -- it 's sassy . [ zach growls ] kendall : i love it . [ growling ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : hi . i 'm going to need the works , top - to - toe gorgeousness . i need to look my best for a very special someone . [ scene_break ] [ ryan sighs ] ryan : oh . annie : huh . ryan : whoo ! annie : huh -- huh . ryan : your -- your lingerie 's in the ceiling fan . annie : yeah . ryan : did i -- did i do that ? annie : that and much , much more . ryan : wow . i should drag you out to the beach more often . huh . annie : we 're not even married yet , and we 're already on our honeymoon . ryan : you know , i just thought that , you know , a little relaxation , a little `` relaxation `` would be good -- would be good , you know , to help us with prewedding insanity , that 's all . annie : oh , yeah . the only thing i am insane about is you . ryan : oh , annie : yeah . ah ! [ annie and ryan laugh ] [ scene_break ] [ wearing just a towel , hannah walks in on josh in the sauna ] hannah : just the man i 'm looking for . [ scene_break ] [ siren ] emt : substernal chest pain . blood pressure was 210/160 when we found him . second emt : yeah , he was so agitated , i had to give him eight of morphine and now he 's down to 150/90 . joe : mm - hmm , all right . anyone give him aspirin ? jamie : yeah , about 20 minutes ago . joe : yeah , right . all right , excuse me . colby : uh -- joe : excuse me . all right , send out some bloods for a troponin level . colby : what 's happening , please ? joe : get me a 12-lead ekg stat , so we get some idea of what we 're dealing with -- ah , and a heads - up to the cath lab , too , all right ? colby : hey , is my dad ok ? joe : yeah , yeah . everybody , please , i need you to stand back so we can work . please , stand back . emt : all right , there was a full , pale diaphragm . his lung sounds were clear , so -- stuart : ok . adam : krystal . [ scene_break ] krystal : we do n't have time to chitchat about child rearing , janet . janet : parenthood is a privilege , a sacred honor . one must be worthy . and from what i hear , the two of you do n't even come close . but in the interest of fairness , i would like to make my own determination after you take my test . krystal : all right , listen to me , you crazy -- tad : we 'll answer your questions , tell you anything you want to know . just tell us our baby is ok . janet : hush , hush , hush -- little baby do n't say a word . mama 's going to buy you a mockingbird . hot diggity -- i do know the words to that . ha ! ah . all right . now , turn those frowns upside down . the baby 's just fine . [ scene_break ] amanda : god , oh , you poor thing , ok ? you 're burning up -- ok . help ! oh , god -- ok . it 's just a bump on the head -- i 'm not going to let it stop me , sweetie , ok ? somebody , please help me ! i 've got a sick baby in here ! help me ! [ scene_break ] tad : janet , with you in charge , i 'm sure the baby is in good hands , but we 're just wondering who you left jenny with . janet : do n't you be a nosy nellie . this is my interview , not yours . now , according to my sources , you are a lying , cheating tramp who tried to pass off your baby as your husband , adam 's , when , in point of fact , it was his . how am i doing ? krystal : you can call me whatever you want . i just want my daughter back . could you just please tell us where she is ? janet : `` uncooperative , demanding , and pushy . `` krystal : ok , ok ! i lied to adam . i did n't tell him that tad was the father . janet : that 's interesting -- how did that make you feel ? tad : angry . disappointed . and elated . i have a chance to be a father to one of my daughters if you give me a chance -- because that 's all i want , that 's -- there 's just nothing i want more . janet : it 's very interesting -- very interesting , indeed . and you , ms. liar , liar , pants on fire , what -- what exactly was your plan when your secret got out ? krystal : same as it always has been -- to protect my daughter . janet : oh -- yes , i 'm sure . or was it , in fact , to continue to use that sweet , innocent little child to further your own selfish interests ? [ scene_break ] colby : did you hear what he said ? he asked for krystal . stuart : yeah . he sure did . babe : ok , i ca n't just sit here and wait . our baby sister is missing and mama 's a wreck . jamie : i agree . the trace that we put on amanda 's cell only gave us the general area janet called from . aidan and the cops are out searching , but the more of us out there , the better . j.r. : then go . i 'll stay here and make sure colby 's all right . colby : hey . oh . palmer : joe ? hey , joe . i was upstairs in a board meeting when i heard -- tell me , is the old geezer dead yet ? joe : he 's had a heart attack . we -- we do n't know the full extent of the damage . palmer : listen , joe , no heroic efforts , all right ? if old -- if old scratch came to claim the soul that he sold years ago , let him have it . joe : well , i -- i must admit when i learned who was in the ambulance , i thought it really would be a nice time to take a long , leisurely lunch . palmer : oh , well , go ahead . have lunch -- have lunch on me , on me . i 'll -- i 'll take care of -- of adam . joe : well , i tell you , it 's very tempting , but you know that old oath , yeah -- `` first do no harm . `` palmer : i never took an oath . [ scene_break ] josh : you know , the women 's steam room is across the hall . hannah : i know . josh : you want to stay , stay . we can even lose the towels . it 's not like we have anything to hide . hannah : paxton report -- you left off the last page . josh : you going to punish me ? i 'm a bad boy . hannah : no , just a sloppy one . incomplete work is not acceptable . josh : then i 'd better do it again . i 'd hate to leave you unsatisfied . zach : whoa -- whoa . i come here to get away from the office . everybody have a good workout ? josh : do n't let the power suit fool you -- this girl is an amazing athlete , incredible stamina , amazing flexibility . hannah : hmm , if only josh could keep up . he fell a little short on his most recent performance -- paxton report . hmm . have the revisions on my desk before lunch . zach : ahem . all right -- ah . so , joshua , i got to ask you -- who do you think is going to win the cup this year ? [ scene_break ] ryan : looks like a nice day out there . annie : i know . i ca n't wait to get out there . ryan : ah , yeah , me , too . annie : hmm . here . ryan : i 'll take this . annie : got it ? ryan : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah -- yeah . i think i got it . [ annie chuckles ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll take everything . woman : everything ? must be some guy . greenlee : well , we have n't been together in a while , but if this reunion goes the way i want it to , we 'll be back on track . so , turn me into a vision that he will never want to take his eyes off again . woman : consider it done . greenlee : oh . woman : change into a robe , and we 'll get started , ms. -- greenlee : oh , `` greenlee . `` [ scene_break ] kendall : this place is amazing , it 's gorgeous . we are so excited that you 're using our products . woman : oh , our clients love everything . everything just flies off the shelves . kendall : oh , great . well , we have decided to start a new environmentally friendly line . woman : oh . kendall : it 's called fusion green . di : it 's made from all - organic ingredients , it 's packaged and recycled materials . kendall : yeah , and it 's a whole , fresh new direction for us , and we 're really excited about it , so we thought your clients might be , too . woman : oh , they will flip . can i hold on to this , show the owner ? kendall : please , yes , of course . i told you , someone really knows her stuff . woman : hey , if you ladies do n't have to rush off , i would love to treat you to our signature `` diva for a day `` treatment -- compliments of the house , of course . kendall : uh -- woman : you can change right in there . kendall : yeah ? di : what do you think ? kendall : let 's do it . di : yes . kendall and di : yes ! kendall : well , if we 're going to be diva for a day , i think i better go feed the meter , so i 'll be back . woman : right this way . [ phone rings ] di : hello ? uh , say again ? [ di sighs ] greenlee : so , point me to the pampering . woman : if you 'd like to take a quick shower , i will meet you at the treatment station . greenlee : ok . kendall : ok . di : ok . kendall : ahem . di : all right . ugh . kendall : what ? di : it 's -- the mockup for the -- for the eye makeup came back -- the smudge makeup ? well , i guess the -- the printer took it literally and -- kendall : oh , no . di : you know the smudge part ? yeah , so i 've got to go back to the office . kendall : yeah . di : ugh ! kendall : yeah , i 'd go with you , but i -- i ca n't . i 'm sorry . di : yeah . enjoy it . kendall : seniority has its privileges , so , sorry . well , i 'm good to go . woman : have a seat . kendall : thank you . [ scene_break ] stuart : you know , ever since adam had his first stroke , i 've been afraid he might have a bigger one . but i never -- i never worried about his heart . it 's always been so strong . j.r. : yeah . that 's because it 's made of stone . colby : shut up , j.r. ! how could you joke when dad might -- but if he does n't , please , god , this could change him . j.r. : yeah , it 's going to change him . he 's going to be nastier than he 's ever been . colby : you know , it 's like you do n't even want us to be a family again . we 're all messed up , and we 've all made mistakes . we could fix this . i want to fix this . marian : colby ? darling , this is not your fault , ok ? and j.r. 's emotions are so out of control right now , he 's firing in all directions . but he did say something that made sense -- adam brought this on himself . you are not to blame , ok ? colby : ok . [ scene_break ] adam : [ muffled ] hey , hey ? joe : adam , adam ? you need to stay quiet . adam : yeah . [ adam mumbles ] joe : boy , oh , boy . even loaded with morphine , you 're still so stubborn . all right . what is it you want ? adam : i want a real doctor . [ joe chuckles ] joe : hmm . yeah , yeah . well , adam , we 're going to continue with some tests now , and i want you to tell me if you feel this . adam : oh ! joe : good . [ scene_break ] tad : janet , wait . look , krystal and i have already dealt with what happened . we 've been through it , it 's in the past . and right now , the only thing that we care about , our sole priority , is our daughter 's happiness . janet : congratulations . when is the wedding ? krystal : no , we 're not -- tad : the wedding ? no , we 're not getting married -- krystal : we 're not getting married , no . tad : we have n't had a chance to work out some kind of custody agreement . janet : ah ! `` lack of foresight , poor planning `` -- these are just signs of incompetence . [ phone rings ] tad : excuse me . janet : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! interview is not over . no phone calls , please . tad : well , it 's -- [ ring ] tad : it 's from jamie . i ca n't exactly ignore my son . i mean -- no good parent would . james . jamie : hey , just so you know , adam 's stable , but it 's going to be a while before they know what 's wrong with him . tad : well , that 's too bad . listen , um , i -- i ca n't talk right now . um -- i 'm in the middle of a very , very important interview . jamie : did you find jenny ? tad : no , not yet -- sorry about that . jamie : janet ? tad : you got it . i 'll give it to you when i get home , ok ? jamie : where are you ? tad : uh -- listen , um , i tell you what -- we 'll talk about it when i get home . right now , you just keep doing your thing , and i 'll keep doing my thing , ok ? jamie : she does n't have the baby with her ? babe and i are helping aidan and the cops search the area where they traced janet 's call . tad : ah . that 's a -- that 's my boy . and , jamie ? i love you . jamie : i love you , too , dad . janet : not many men are comfortable expressing their emotions . i think it 's very sweet that you still say those words to your grown son . tad : i raised an amazing boy . i always tell him how much i care about him . i 'm going to do the same thing for jenny -- if you let me . janet , look at me . you and i , we go way back . remember , you and trevor , me and dixie -- we were all friends . we went to each other 's weddings , we let our kids play together . do n't you remember that -- that stupid halloween party , the one that dixie set up ? everybody get dressed and went trick - or - treating ? come on , opal was dressed up as a fortuneteller -- you remember that ? we were so happy -- i mean , we made it special for them . that 's what we cared about -- our children 's happiness . janet : that 's so long ago , so far away . tad : no . it 's not that far away . all you have ever wanted was the best for your daughter . that 's the way i feel about mine . jenny 's going to have the best , because i 'll make sure of it . janet : you do n't fool me with that quiet routine . i know all about you , missy , and you are one nasty piece of work . [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , you have it . thank god you carry fusion polish . i was afraid you 'd give me something pure glitter . woman : we only carry fusion -- it 's the best . greenlee : i know . i co - founded the company , helped build it from the ground up . woman : are you serious ? i ca n't live without my body shimmer . greenlee : well , we started with a pot of color of lip - gloss and a dream , and now fusion has women shimmering worldwide . woman : we 'll be ready for you in a minute . would you like to listen to some relaxing music for your treatment ? greenlee : sure . kendall : ok . ok . woman : ok . renee will be right out to begin your pedicure . kendall : ok . woman : ok , do you know what color you 'd like ? kendall : hmm . what is that one ? woman : this is fusion 's rhapsody in red . kendall : of course -- of course , it is . i thought i recognized it . you know , my -- my old partner actually named that color . you know what ? today is -- it 's my first wedding anniversary , so maybe i 'll go with fusion 's diamond destiny . woman : oh , congratulations . kendall : thank you . woman : will you please get set up ? thank you . would you like some music ? kendall : yes , definitely . oh . i need this . oh -- oh , thank you , thank you . woman : mm - hmm . greenlee : oh -- i am majorly ticklish , so if i crack up , it 's me , not you . woman : so this surprise you have planned -- it 's pretty big . greenlee : well , the biggest and the best . woman : you have n't stopped smiling since you walked in . greenlee : what can i say ? he 's the love of my life . [ scene_break ] [ as annie and ryan stroll and kiss on the boardwalk then frolic and kiss some more on the sand , dashboard confessional sings `` stolen `` ] we watch the season pull up its own stakes and catch the last weekend of the last week before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced another sun soaked season fades away you have stolen my heart invitation only , grand farewells crash the best one , of the best ones clear liquor and cloudy - eyed , too early to say goodnight you have stolen my heart you have stolen my heart and from the ballroom floor we are in celebration one good stretch before our hibernation our dreams assured , and we all will sleep well , sleep well , sleep well , sleep well . [ scene_break ] josh : well , kendall seems good . first trimester can be difficult , but she looks great , she looks healthy . zach : yeah , she 's healthy , she 's good . josh : so , you work out much ? i -- i have n't seen you here before . zach : i do n't work out enough , apparently . ahem . do me a favor -- when you 're done here , stop by the office . i want to talk to you . josh : sure . about what ? zach : about what you and hannah are doing behind closed doors . [ scene_break ] colby : dad 's sick , j.r . he needs our positive thoughts . j.r. : like what ? `` please let him live so he can keep making us miserable `` ? colby : why ca n't you act like you care ? j.r. : can one of you guys take her to the cafeteria or anywhere she 's not in my face ? joe : colby , i have nothing new to report . sorry . colby : i do . i realize that this whole thing is my fault . it 's my dad 's medication -- i was supposed to get it filled . joe : hmm . this is stroke medication . your dad had a heart attack . now , we do n't know what caused the heart attack , but i can say with absolute certainty that it was not because you forgot to fill this prescription . ok ? stuart : i 'll be right back . marian : ok . stuart : hey . hey . it 's me . they 're not -- they 're not quite sure what 's wrong with your heart , but -- but they 're going to do some more tests and -- and it 's going to be ok . i 'm sorry i got so mad at you , adam . i -- i love you . and i -- you 're not alone . [ scene_break ] janet : you all think i 'm just some dipsy doodle that 's going to eat your fib stew , hmm ? well , failure to return a child , forgery , tampering with records -- felony , felony , felony . oh , yes , i have done my research . tad : janet , no one is arguing with your authority . you 're -- you 're clearly an expert on children . it 's just that krystal and i -- janet : lie , cheat , steal . you 've given absolutely no consideration to what you would do with this child if indeed you got her back . i do n't see how you can possibly suggest to me that you would be suitable parents . krystal : we love our daughter -- is n't that enough ? janet : knock , knock -- mr. mongoose , is that you ? oh , dear . oh , i seem to have forgotten my parasol -- oh ! -- and it looks like rain -- tad , looks like rain . tad , looks like rain . my umbrella -- tad , looks like rain . tad , looks like rain -- excuse me , you seem to be in the crosswalk . tad : have n't you forgotten something ? janet : hmm , hmm ? hmm ? tad : you going to tell us where our baby is ? janet : oh , i 'm terribly sorry , but after extensive research and reviewing of the records , it would seem that you are just not adequate for parents -- no parent material here . sorry . [ scene_break ] amanda : come on ! oh . [ jenny whimpers ] amanda : what 's wrong ? are you -- you 're not getting enough air ? it 's ok , it 's ok . no , ok -- do n't stop , ok ? you ca n't -- you ca n't stop breathing . you have to breathe , baby . breathe , ok ? here -- no , do n't die . [ scene_break ] tad : you can go when you tell us where our baby is . janet : you 're rubber , i 'm glue . it 's a secret . i wo n't tell you . krystal : what about amanda ? janet : amanda ? do not mention my daughter 's name . she had nothing to do with this . krystal : was n't amanda taken from you after she was born ? janet 's voice : i 'm not going to say good - bye , because i 'm never really going to leave you , and you 're never going to leave me . you 're going to be in my heart forever , i promise . krystal : you still remember how that felt , do n't you ? how lost and alone you were without your child . that 's exactly how tad and i feel . janet 's voice : natty , all i want is to be with her . it -- it hurts so bad . can you stop it ? krystal : tad and i are not perfect . but we love our daughter , as big and as strong as you love amanda . and we just want her to have a wonderful life . please , janet . from one mother to another , i am begging you , do n't do to us what they did to you . please , do n't take away our little girl . [ scene_break ] joe : all right , everybody , i got the preliminary test results . it was definitely a myocardial infarction . now , his heart has suffered minor tissue damage , but as far as we can see at the moment , he 's not going to need angioplasty or any surgery . [ everybody sighs ] joe : mm - hmm . marian : is adam awake ? joe : yes , he is , but he 's moderately sedated . but one of you can go in for a brief visit . stuart : j.r. , you should go . j.r. : yeah . joe : mm - hmm . marian : darling , are you all right ? colby : i 'm much better now . marian : good . i 'm going to run back to the house and pick up some of adam 's things , ok ? bye . colby : bye . marian : bye , darling . stuart : bye - bye , love . j.r. : does my -- does my father know about his diagnosis ? joe : no . i was about to tell him . j.r. : i 'll do it . [ scene_break ] kendall : ah . i feel like i am floating on a cloud . woman : hmm , glad to hear it . tell a friend . kendall : actually , i already have . you have a vip diva coming in today for many of your luxurious treatments . i booked her on everything . woman : hmm . that 's very generous . kendall : yeah , well , it was a wedding gift , and she is the bride - to - be , so make sure you go all out . woman : you got it . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] [ dashboard confessional sings `` stolen `` as annie and ryan draw their initials and `` she said yes `` on the sand then kiss on the rocks ] you have stolen my heart , you have stolen my heart and from the ballroom floor we are in celebration one good stretch before our hibernation i watch you spin around in the highest heels you are the best one , of the best ones we all look like we feel you have stolen my you have stolen my you have stolen my heart [ scene_break ] zach : do you realize you just earned this company $ 3 million ? hannah : oh , i got lucky . just happened to notice one of the divisions was back - charging another . it 's all in - house money . zach : it happens to be our bottom line , and it 's looking better every day . thank you . nice work . hannah : oh . that 's why you pay me the big bucks . zach : ay - yi - yi . josh : you wanted to see me ? zach : yeah , come in and sit down . so you 're enjoying working with hannah ? josh : just trying to be a team player . zach : yeah . well , it 's my team . and from where i 'm sitting , it looks like it 's one - on - one competition with you and hannah . [ scene_break ] babe : is this even the right place ? jamie : ok , dad , we 're at the warehouse exactly where janet told you we should go . tad : good . krystal : can we go now ? janet : dollies , and i loved the purple dollies . they were really nice . tad : no -- babe and jamie are already there . they followed the phone trace . i just want to make sure she 's telling the truth . jamie , can you see anybody ? babe : nothing . jamie : no , no , nothing so far . hello ? anyone here ? babe : hello ? somebody ? amanda : in here ! babe : amanda ? hey , it 's babe ! i 'm with jamie ! are you ok ? amanda : i 'm with the baby ! you have to open the door ! babe : ok . amanda : my mom locked us in ! babe : hold on , there 's a lock . jamie : amanda 's with jenny . they 're in a locked room , but we found them . tad : thank god . the baby 's with amanda . krystal : oh . tad : listen , you stay right there , we 're on our way . we 'll call aidan and the cops from the car . amanda : hurry ! the baby 's very sick ! jamie : dad , you might want to call an ambulance , too . krystal : tad ? [ scene_break ] zach : cambias could be looking at a sexual harassment suit . josh : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . there 's nothing on either side that even comes close -- zach : and i 'll deal with that . what i need from you , young josh , is to find out everything you can about hannah and report back to me . [ scene_break ] woman : mmm . that scrub smells so good , it 's like suntan lotion . kendall : yeah , that 's the coconut . plus , there 's pure sugar cane crystals and honey . greenlee : oh , beautiful . thank you . you know , i named this color -- rhapsody in red -- all me . [ sitting on the other side of a curtain , kendall hears greenlee and bolts upright ] [ scene_break ] aidan : jamie -- babe : amanda -- hey , sweet jenny . amanda : she -- she 's barely breathing , and her fever 's getting worse . help her . babe : hello , baby girl . hey , sissy . what 's wrong with the baby , jamie ? [ jenny cries ] babe : what is it ? jamie : newborns breathe through their noses . babe : it 's ok , sweetie . jamie : now , jenny has an infection . her airways are inflamed , and she 's severely congested . amanda : this sounds bad . jamie : it is . i -- i need a small tube or or a straw -- something i can use to clear the nasal passages . just give me something quick . babe : i 'll check the doll boxes . aidan : try this pen , here . jamie : yeah , yeah , yeah . aidan : hey , we got something . babe : is that going to work ? jamie : it 's perfect . babe : are you sure ? it 's ok , sweet girl . your big brother is here . you 're ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : dad ? dad , can you hear me ? you had a pretty bad heart attack . joe says that it 's touch - and - go . is there anything that you 'd like to say ? anything that you 'd like to get off your chest before it 's too late ? [ scene_break ] jamie : come on , sweetheart , come on . come on . babe : is it working ? jamie ? jamie : yes . babe : oh ! amanda : oh , my god . babe : hey . aidan : nice job , mate . babe : oh , my gosh , you did -- jamie : oh , sweetie , come here . babe : she 's so hot . jamie , what is it ? jamie : yeah , her -- her breathing 's better , but her fever 's not . we have to get her to the er . babe : oh , sweetness -- oh , you 're ok . yes , everything is ok . oh , hi , sweet dear . krystal : my baby ! babe : she 's here , she 's here . krystal : oh . [ siren ] jamie : here you go . babe : she 's -- jamie : here you go . babe : she 's going to be fine . krystal : my god . babe : come to your mama . janet : see ? see ? she 's -- amanda : oh -- janet : oh . krystal : oh -- [ scene_break ] ryan : are you sure you do n't want to stay a little bit longer ? just a little bit ? annie : i wish i could , but i ca n't . kendall made me an appointment at this swanky new spa . ryan : oh . annie : so i am going to be smooth and silky all over . but not if i miss my appointment . let 's go . ryan : no . annie : let 's go . ryan : no . annie : will you hold this ? come on . [ scene_break ] [ kendall bolts out of her chair and finds greenlee on the other side of the curtain ] [ next_on ] janet ( to tad ) : i 'm sorry . derek : janet 's in my custody , tad . adam ( to j.r. ) : will you help me ? annie ( to ryan ) : i am getting married in the morning . ryan : that is very impressive . you 're not even fazed by the bad news . annie : what bad news ? kendall ( to greenlee ) : you came here to blow up ryan 's wedding .
annie and ryan are enjoying a weekend getaway alone together . adam is brought into the hospital by the ambulance crew . tad and krystal are still being questioned by janet about the baby . amanda is still locked in the doll warehouse with a critically ill baby . adam wakes up and asks for krystal . greenlee goes to a well - known spa for the full beauty treatment . kendall and di also come into the spa to discuss their new campaign of fusion green . the manager of the spa offers kendall and di a full beauty treatment courtesy of the spa . josh walks into the sauna and sits down on one of the benches . the door opens and hannah walks in . she tells him that he is just the one that she is looking for . they had been sitting there a few minutes when zach comes in .
greenlee : i just spent the last two hours trying on wedding dresses for a wedding that may not happen because of you . zach : wine ? greenlee : i 'm not whining . zach : i 'm offering you a glass of wine . would you like some wine ? greenlee : oh , yeah . red . thanks . zach : i get it . i know you 're worried . greenlee : you ever think back to the good old days when we were buried alive ? zach : all the time . [ scene_break ] treena : trust me . babe : richie and that hooker ? how do they know each other ? hey , hey , are you busy ? good , good . listen , there 's something i need to take care of . i need your help . [ scene_break ] opal : you think your house is what ? adam : haunted . opal : oh , you really are funny . adam : no , no , blast it , woman . there is a ghost in this house . a real live -- dead ghost . opal : not that i believe you , but what would you expect me to do ? adam : well , you 're the expert on this hocus pocus nonsense . make it go away . opal : oh , this is a first . adam chandler asking for my help . adam : what , are you going to keep yammering or are you going to help me ? opal : all right . all right , let 's find out what this ghost wants . [ scene_break ] joe : look at that smile . she 's a charmer . angie : ah , sorry i 'm late -- shopping . julia : ooh , as in wedding ? angie : as in wedding dress of my dreams . [ scene_break ] tad : come on , jesse . you can do it . dixie , if you can hear me , help . hazel : thank you so much for running those thugs out of here . jesse : just glad i was here . you sure you 're ok ? hazel : oh , i 'm fine . thanks to you . anything else i can get for you ? jesse : let 's see , maybe something salty . and if you got the time , a little information ? hazel : nuts we got -- information , not so much . tad : she 's got to trust you . got to . we 're so close to finding kate . i know we are . i can feel it . [ scene_break ] colby : i totally , totally whooped your butt , hubbard . admit it . frankie : are we done with this conversation , colby ? colby : as soon as you admit that i rocked that bowling alley . j.r. : oh , what are you doing here , colby ? colby : helping this poor gutter - balling loser hobble back to his job . frankie : well , how about you let me examine your brother in peace ? colby : i 'll just grab a soda . throwing all those strikes works up a thirst . j.r. : she can be a real pain , if you know what i mean . frankie : yeah . how are you feeling ? j.r. : pretty good . frankie : any flare - ups , fevers , weaknesses ? j.r. : no , not as yet , no . frankie : good . and what about the rest of it ? any idea who kidnapped you , drugged you , tagged you with hepatitis ? j.r. : no , but believe me , i 'm not gon na stop until i take them down . [ scene_break ] zach : you saved my life , you know . greenlee : oh , come on . i was a pain in the ass . i was claustrophobic and complaining . zach : yes , all of that , but before that . greenlee : before i was a pain in the ass ? zach : yeah . someone ran me down and left me there to die . and who showed up ? greenlee : your guardian angel . zach : uh - huh . you did n't have to do that . you did n't have to pick me up and carry me off . greenlee : into a rabbit hole . zach : there is that . greenlee : you know , it occurred to me to leave you there . i mean , you were n't exactly my favorite person in the world . zach : things change , do n't they ? greenlee : it 's funny how fate works . i mean , if i had n't been on the run after kendall set me up with those bogus kidnapping charges -- zach : you would n't have been on that road . greenlee : and you would n't be here keeping my mind preoccupied while i 'm freaking out . zach : it 's my pleasure . greenlee : so let 's keep talking . not about aidan . do you ever think about the person who would hit you and seal you up in a bomb shelter , leave us there to die ? zach : all the time . [ scene_break ] richie : i get that you 're no scholar , but i thought you were bright enough not to try to blackmail me or go to j.r . treena : hey , you set him up . richie : treena , baby , come on , you 're the one who made it work . you and j.r. in that bed . that was just so convincing . treena : the ex and her mama went bat guano when they saw us . i wish i had a camera . hey , after i soak chandler , i 'll be able to buy me one of those platinum digital babies . richie : going to chandler is a mistake . you should rethink it . treena : honey , you 're hot , but if you do n't have the money to give me what i want -- richie : maybe i do n't , but there are plenty of ways for us to get what we want . and i always get what i want . [ scene_break ] first bouncer : is there a problem , pal ? tad : oh , no , no , not at all . i -- excuse me , i just stepped outside for a minute , because i ca n't get a signal on the damn thing . jesse : i 'm looking for a girl . hazel : i do n't run that kind of joint , honey . jesse : of course , i know that . it 's obvious you 're good people . hazel : i try . jesse : i have a confession to make . hazel : hmm , sounds like cause for another round . jesse : i know who you are . hazel : what do you mean ? jesse : i know that you used to help people -- people that want babies . hazel : you know what ? that was a long time ago . jesse : no , you did it , because you care . you wanted to help people . give them a child . hazel : you know what ? i think you better go . jesse : no , just hear me out , ok ? my wife -- she was young , she was not married , she had a little baby girl , and she gave her up for adoption . it was the right -- well , actually , it was the only decision she could make at the time . it still haunts her at night . every day she wonders where that little girl is . is she healthy ? is she happy , safe ? hazel : then you know what ? there are agencies that help parents and adoptees find each other . jesse : no , i 've been down that road . i got nothing . somebody gave me your name . hazel : who ? jesse : some secretary . she said you used to be in the business . that you could probably hook me up with some answers . and i know it 's a lot to ask , but please -- please , i 'm doing this for my wife . can you help me ? [ scene_break ] angie : so you 're really taking kathy and leaving pine valley ? julia : i 've been offered a job in perth . angie : australia ? joe : and not just any job -- head nurse at a very prestigious facility . angie : oh , sweetie , that is wonderful . joe : yes , that 's what i said . i spent the next half hour trying to get her to change her mind . angie : yeah , would another half hour of talking change your mind ? julia : i 've thought about it for a long time . it 's not an easy decision , taking kathy away from her friends and her home , but i think it could be a great opportunity for both of us . just a brand new life . a fresh start . angie : well , there 's a lot to be said for fresh starts . [ julia laughs ] angie : but i 'm sure going to miss you . i 'm going to miss you . joe : we all are . pine valley 's not going to be the same without you and kathy . [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't know who or what this ghost really wants , but you just do whatever it is you do to get rid of evil spirits . opal : well , first of all , how do we know that the spirit is evil ? adam : oh , trust me , it 's as evil as they come . opal : well , you would be an expert on evil . what ? did the ghost goose you ? adam : oh , come on . blast it , woman , get on with it . opal : well , first of all , we have got to do some background work . tell me , what has the ghost done ? adam : well , he took all the buttons off my shirt while i was asleep , threw a glass of whiskey all the way across the room , had the lights flicker , made the fire flare up . and made music when the power was already off . opal : hmm , feisty . so tell me , has this spirit manifested itself to anyone besides you ? adam : not yet , no . opal : what is it ? is it here now ? do you feel something ? adam : no , no , nothing -- nothing . i think i 'm just over - imagining things . let me let you out . opal : but what about the evil spirit that 's got you so worked up ? adam : well , obviously i 'm wrong . there 's no such thing as ghosts , right ? dixie : then what does that make me ? you ca n't be surprised to see me again . opal : adam , what is it ? adam : ca n't you see she 's standing right there ? do n't you have eyes ? opal : 20/20 , and there is nothing there . there 's no she , he , or otherwise . adam : what kind of a ghostbuster can you be if you ca n't see the ghost ? opal : well , maybe there is n't a ghost . dixie : poor adam . is n't it terrible when nobody believes you ? [ makes honking noise ] adam : opal , just please , do something . opal : i 'm going to hide the booze . that 's what i 'm going to do . adam : you mean you ca n't see anything ? opal : all i see is a flesh and blood lunatic . adam : there she is -- right there . right there . there . [ dixie laughs ] adam : there . blast ! are you in on this with her ? opal : her who , adam ? sit -- sit down . who is it ? now , maybe we can make some progress here if i knew who we were dealing with , what this poor soul wants . dixie : tell her , adam . tell her what i want . i want my little girl to know her father . adam : i have no idea who she is or what she wants . i just know that i want her gone . opal : something is telling you something , adam . are you hearing voices ? dixie : do n't you think opal wants to know her little granddaughter ? adam : shut the hell up ! opal : i beg your pardon . adam : you know about ghosts and souls and things , and spirits . do something . [ scene_break ] babe : i have to do something . krystal : are you sure it 's the same woman we found with j.r. ? babe : as if i could forget , mama ? krystal : and richie 's with her now ? babe : yes . j.r. was right . richie set him up , drugged him , and put him in bed with that hooker . krystal : all to turn you against him . i mean , that 's just twisted . babe : and you believed him all along . and instead , i slammed him for drinking and sleeping with that woman , and risking little a 's health . i owe him big time . krystal : i 'm with you , babe . i just want you to be careful here . babe : ok . [ scene_break ] richie : ok , so i will pay you some now , some a little later . treena : i want it all up front or i tell j.r. you siphoned his bone marrow . richie : will you be reasonable , please ? treena : pay me now or -- richie : or what ? what are you going to do ? babe : smile . so , richie , you going to introduce me to your friend here ? richie : i do n't know this woman . babe : oh , shut up ! you know what ? j.r. was right all along . you and this slut set him up . [ scene_break ] zach : i 've gone over this a thousand times in my mind . greenlee : yeah . at first , everyone thought it was j.r . zach : yeah , it was his car -- a picture of him , babe , and his son at the scene . greenlee : it all made sense . zach : but it was n't j.r . greenlee : kind of eats away at you , does n't it ? the not knowing ? zach : but one day i will know , and then it 's all going to stop . [ scene_break ] richie : what are you talking about , setting j.r. up ? babe : richie , i recognize her . and by the way , you are so going down . richie : babe , i do n't know this woman . babe : oh , please -- please . richie : i do n't . i just came out here for a walk and some exercise . babe : yeah , right , richie . richie : babe , she hit on me . god 's truth , i do not know this woman . treena : same here . babe : well , then , if you 're such a stranger , why are you still here ? treena : i 'm gone . richie : look , babe -- babe : i should 've listened to j.r . i mean , it all makes sense now . you hate him , so you set him up . you arranged it so mama and i would find him in that hotel room . i mean , how low will you go , richie ? richie : i 've gone pretty low in my day , and i did n't do this . babe : did you actually think that you were going to blow j.r. and me to hell , and i was just going to come running back into your arms ? richie : well , the you in my arms part sounds great to me , but -- babe : why should i believe you now ? you have an awful track record with telling the truth . richie : i know i do . babe : and you definitely do n't like j.r . richie : no , i do n't . that 's right . but i care for you . i care for you a lot , and that 's why i could n't do anything to upset you . that 's why i ca n't hurt j.r. because that hurts you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so do i get the clean bill of health ? frankie : looking good . we 'll do some more blood work in about three weeks . j.r. : all right , sounds good to me . so , you and colby been bowling a lot lately ? frankie : once was enough . j.r. : if it was up to her , i think she 'd want to be bowling on a more regular basis with you . frankie : colby 's smart , funny , sweet . but look , trust me , i have zero interest in hooking up with your little sister . j.r. : good -- no offense . frankie : none taken . i 'd feel the same way if somebody was trying to spend time with cass . colby makes me laugh and she 's got a lot of brainpower , but every time she calls me out for being a jerk , it 's like she 's another little sister . colby : huh ! [ scene_break ] adam : get that demon out of my house . opal : if it 's anything , it 's a spirit , adam , a lost soul . it 's not a demon . adam : hah ! shows what you know . opal : lucky for you , i never travel anywhere without my gridstones . dixie : you really think those will get rid of me ? adam : you 're going to throw rocks at a ghost ? opal : well , i would use my dowsing rods , but they 're too big to carry everywhere with me . adam : maybe this was n't such a good idea after all . opal : yeah , well , i 'm not into these newfangled infrared electromagnetic doodads . no , just my stones and my psychic powers are all i need . dixie : you 're in good hands . adam : shut up . opal : i beg your pardon . adam : not you , her . opal : with these stones , i 'll create an energy grid . this enables me to call in the spirit to locate the spirit to corral it in . adam : the damn spirit is right here . dixie : the damn spirit thinks opal is an adorable as ever . adam : yeah , well , go haunt her , damn it . opal : adam , the first rule in dealing with an astral body is kindness . we want to make them feel comfortable , so that we can send them back to the light . adam : she picked up a rock . opal : where ? where ? where ? where is it ? adam : she put it back down . opal : oh , this is impossible . this is just impossible . i am done . adam : done doing what ? opal : i am picking up my rocks , and i am going home . i can not work like this . your anger is just obstructing all of the vibrations . my recommendation for you is that if there is a spirit , that you better start praying to whoever it is you pray to , because this must be one heck of a ghost to take on the likes of you . [ door slams ] adam : you satisfied ? [ dixie laughs ] adam : stop laughing . dixie : oh , i love opal . but it 'll take more than pretty rocks to scare me away . adam : why did n't she see you ? dixie : maybe because i did n't want her to . adam : ah , great . i 'm sure opal 's pulling up a stool at the comeback right now , telling everybody that i 'm even loonier than she is . dixie : hmm , next thing you know , you 'll be railroaded into oak haven . hey , maybe you 'll get lucky , and they 'll remember you from when you dumped me there . ah , good times , huh ? thank goodness tad saved me . [ scene_break ] tad : come on , jesse , work your mojo . jesse : so , will you help me ? hazel : like i said , my days in the baby business are over . jesse : come on , hazel . think about it . if you had a little girl , you gave her up for adoption , because you loved her so much , that love does n't go away just because you had to do what you had to do , right ? [ hazel sighs ] jesse : you would still wonder . would n't you worry ? want to know -- is she happy ? is she safe ? is she healthy ? come on , i 'm just asking for a little help . just a little help . hazel : maybe there is something i can do . tad : i 'm waiting for somebody . hazel : you ? what are you doing here ? do you two know each other ? what the hell is going on ? tad : hazel , how 's it going ? hazel : johnny appleseed . tad : yeah , i , uh -- i never did get around to making that contribution . hazel : you know what ? could you escort these two gentlemen out of here , please ? tad : for old times sake , five minutes . hazel : you know what ? we 're not friends , and i do n't appreciate you sending your buddy in here trying to play me . tad : i did n't really have much of a choice . you would have thrown me out of here . hazel : and you know what ? now i 'm going to throw both of you out . all that sweet talk , the big save from the thugs . i should have known i was being set up . jesse : we 're just trying to find the man 's little girl . hazel : and i wish you luck , but there is nothing i can do . that past died with dr. madden . i have gotten on with my life . tad : well , i have n't . i ca n't . because my little girl , my kate , is still out there somewhere . hazel : and there 's nothing i can do about it . tad : i do n't believe that , or i would n't be here . hazel , i 'm begging you . by now , kate 's nearly six years old . i 've been looking for her the entire time . six years old . i 've never seen her , i 've never held her , i 've never told her i love her . and she 's been with me the entire time , because not a day goes by , not an hour , when i do n't think about her . you want to talk about loving somebody ? my wife used to buy christmas presents , birthday presents , in hopes of one day we 'd be able to give them to her . and now dixie 's never going to get that chance , because she passed away about a year and a half ago . hazel : i am sorry . tad : but when she died , i held her in my arms , and i told her , i promised her , how i 'd find our daughter , and i would bring her home . and that 's exactly what i intend to do . your old boss has made that very difficult . i am nowhere without you . i 'll do anything . just help me find her . you are the only person on this earth who could give my wife a little peace . [ scene_break ] dixie : you want to get rid of me so badly , it 's not that hard . adam : well , maybe she should have thrown the rocks at your head . dixie : all you have to do , when the time is right , is tell tad you know where kate is . adam : really . the time will never be right for that . dixie : three little words , adam , that 's all it would take . look at tad and say , `` kathy is kate . `` adam : you want tad to know the truth so damn badly , why do n't you go tell him yourself ? he 'd love that . he 'd love to see you . dixie : well , as i have told you , i can not do that . i can not see tad . it 's one of the rules of the afterlife . adam : rules ? i thought everything out there was clouds and harps . dixie : no , i can not directly intervene . all i can do is try to encourage those who are involved to do the right thing . adam : yes , so i am the one that gets to do the dirty work for you . dixie : you 'd be reuniting a father and child . adam : for tad martin -- no . no , not after what he 's done to me , not after what he has taken from me . so you find some other patsy to lead him back to his daughter . dixie : well , i could . but , adam , i 'm doing this to save you , too . [ scene_break ] colby : you suck , both of you . j.r. : will you just chill out for a second ? i was just -- colby : checking up on me ? total humiliation . frankie : colby , i 'm sorry i hurt your feelings . colby : no big deal . frankie : no , it is . i hurt you , and i did n't mean to . colby : i 'm just so tired of you acting like i 'm a child . i 'm the best volunteer in this hospital . i 'm top of my class . i survived a shootout . frankie : and you were amazing . you were smart , you were brave . colby : you still think i 'm a kid . frankie : and you just wiped the floor with me at the bowling alley . and all my male patients think you 're hot . colby : they do ? frankie : yeah . have n't you noticed i can barely take the pressure of mr. williams when you 're in the room ? the guy skyrockets . colby : you 're a jerk . and do n't even think about talking about me behind my back , no matter how hot i am . frankie : oh . j.r. : props , man . [ scene_break ] babe : let me ask you this , richie . how did you manage to find the only hooker that strolls near the playground ? richie : she found me . just lucky , i guess . oh , come on , you believe me , do n't you ? babe : it 's a pretty crazy story . richie : yeah , but you know i 'd never lie to you , so -- babe : so , richie , how you feeling ? richie : i 'm good . yeah , i 'm better , i 'm stronger . opal 's been feeding me non- stop , but maybe you could do me a favor and tell her to lay off the wheatgrass shots two times a day ? babe : i think you 're on your own there . richie : so , uh , are we good ? babe : yeah , i guess i just -- i guess i jumped to conclusions . richie : that 's ok . i mean , it 's a bunch of crazy coincidences . it makes sense that you would go there . i 've got to go , so -- i 'll see you again soon ? babe : absolutely . krystal : well , i hope your mother has learned some restraint . babe : hey , guys , did you guys have fun while mama was gone ? krystal : yeah , we sure did . how about you ? babe : you know what ? i 'll be right back . you still here ? treena : sucks to be you , huh ? babe : excuse me ? treena : hey , do n't blame me because your ex - husband needed a little booty call . when your face -- when you found us in bed -- [ babe drops treena with one punch to the face ] babe : was n't nearly as good as the look on your face right now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we 've come full circle . i saved your sorry butt , now you 're saving mine . zach : mm - hmm . greenlee : i really would have gone crazy alone in that hellhole . zach : well , patience is not one of your virtues , is it ? greenlee : oh , you 've noticed . and now here we are again , waiting . should n't aidan have called in or something ? should n't he be there by now ? zach : come with me . i want to show you something . greenlee : what ? it 's a computer . zach : it 's a monitor . greenlee : what are you going to be monitoring ? zach : well , hopefully , the man you 're going to marry . greenlee : you 're kidding me . we 're going to be able to see him ? zach : no , but you 'll see his position on the map . greenlee : that 's good . that 's -- that 's really good . do you think he 's going to be ok ? no , you know what , do n't answer that . you once said you do n't make promises you ca n't keep . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , we really are going to miss you , and not just here at the hospital . julia : i know . i 'm going to miss you , too . this place -- pine valley is home . but ever since jamie and i -- you know , i 've just kind of locked myself into a routine , and i 've stopped thinking beyond one foot in front of the other , and i want more than that . for kathy , too . i think she deserves all the love she can get . angie : then that 's what i 'll pray for . julia : oh , good , because you are a woman who gets her prayers answered . angie : i have my family back again . you know , i 'd forgotten what it was like -- that buzz , that hum of living . you know , people laughing and yelling , hogging the bathroom , fighting over the remote , saying grace over dinner . you know , you -- you feel it . you 're safe , you 're loved , and what i have with my children and jesse -- i want that for you and kathy . [ scene_break ] jesse : hazel , come on . all the man wants to know is how to find his little daughter . tad : anything you can tell us , anything at all . hazel : i do n't know where she is . jesse : but you know something . hazel : i do n't . jesse : 20 years as a cop screams you do . hazel : you 're a policeman ? jesse : you 've had it really nice up to now , hazel . you 're able to dump your little nasty past in a little box and move on . open up this lovely little bar . liquor license current ? hazel : of course . jesse : mm , yeah . so you serve your customers , you smile at your customers , and you think you 're free ? but you 're holding out on something i need . you 're not free , because now you got me . all right ? you can change your name , sell your bar -- i will hunt you down , all right ? take a day , week , month , year -- i do n't care . until you find the decency to help this man find his daughter . [ scene_break ] dixie : if you reunite tad with kate -- adam : you think i 'll get a big star , a gold star , from the big guy ? no , i 'll pass . i 'll pass . if you 're waiting for me to get struck with lightning , i do n't think that 's going to happen , because a pile of ashes -- i would n't be able to help tad at all . so i think i 'm pretty safe . dixie : you could just save your soul . adam : you do n't give a damn about my soul . dixie : but you should . adam : is this where you start the lights flickering , and all sorts of things happen ? maybe the furniture starts moving around ? you should get some new tricks , dixie , because i sure as hell can take care of anything you throw at me . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , all this time i have been so harsh with j.r. , mama . i blew him off , and i treated him like hell . you know what ? i 've got to find j.r right now , and i 've got to tell him that i know the truth . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're not still ticked off at me , are you ? colby : it 's a constant challenge not to be . j.r. : but you still love me . colby : maybe . j.r. : how 's dad doing ? colby : still sketchy . did he really eat paper ? j.r. : yeah . look , we 're going to watch him , though . colby : i 'm so glad you moved home . j.r. : you see ? you still need your big brother . colby : as if . j.r. : well , whether or not you need me , i 'm always going to have your back . [ scene_break ] frankie : do i not have the smartest , most beautiful mother in the world . julia : well , yes , you do . angie : that charm ? from his father 's side . julia : hey , guys , excuse me . frankie : oh , what do we have here ? what 's this ? angie : none of your business , that 's what it is . [ scene_break ] julia : hey , joe , you got a minute ? joe : only if it means you 're staying . julia : actually , i wanted to talk to you about some possible replacements , if you 're interested . joe : well , maybe we could do that tomorrow , ok ? julia : oh , yeah . are you ok ? joe : oh , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . it 's -- my mind is someplace else . it 's in africa , actually . julia : what is it ? joe : it 's jake , it 's jake . i 'm using to having him e - mail us every week , at least . and , you know , we made an agreement , and he 's never broken that . julia : until now ? joe : yeah . yeah , he 's -- you know , he 's two weeks overdue . julia : well , maybe he ca n't get a signal . or maybe there 's no electricity , or maybe his batteries are dead . joe : yeah , you 're probably right . julia : oh , but you 're still going to worry . joe : that 's what parents do . [ scene_break ] dixie : you are playing with people 's lives . does n't that scare you ? adam : oh , opal terrified me , but i got over it . dixie : you could lose your soul . adam : oh , celestial threats . dixie : fine . you do n't believe me ? maybe you 'll believe your own eyes . why do n't you look in that mirror ? adam : what , have you got another harebrained trick to show me ? dixie : just look in the mirror , adam . you 'll see your future . adam : my future involves a good night 's sleep . good riddance . all right , fine . everybody watching ? i 'm doing this for you , not for me . [ adam sees himself burning up in the mirror ] dixie 's voice : time 's running out , adam . it 's your choice . [ scene_break ] tad : look , anything you can remember , no matter how small , no matter how insignificant you think it is , just tell us . hazel : ok , look . i do n't know much , i swear . but what i do know is that dr. madden took your daughter to new mexico . tad : ok . have you got a city , maybe the dates , a name ? hazel : that is all i know . tad : please , please , hazel , there 's got to be something else . jesse : look , if this is not all you know , i 'll be back . and maybe not so nice next time . tad : new mexico . she 's in new mexico . good on you , baby , good on you . jesse : we hope , we hope . tad : so , just do me a favor , all right ? just tell me this is happening , this is real . we 're going to find my daughter . jesse : we 're going to find your daughter . let 's go , man . get out of here . [ next_on ] warren : warren buffett here . opal : this is opal . do you remember me , mr. buffett ? rebel leader : will they save you , or will we have to kill you ? aidan : tell greenlee that i love her . greenlee : aidan , no .
at the hospital , colby brags about having beaten frankie at bowling . there for a check - up , j.r. promises frankie that he will take down the person who set him up and gave him hepatitis . when she overhears frankie telling j.r. that he has no romantic interest in her , colby petulantly reprimands him for talking about her behind her back . julia informs joe and angie that she 's going to be head nurse at a prestigious facility in perth , australia , because she has n't really been living since she and jamie broke up . joe expresses his concern about jake to julia , since he has n't heard from him for two weeks . when greenlee goes whining to zach about aidan , he plies her with wine then thanks her for saving his life after his hit and run . zach looks forward to the day he finds out who tried to kill him . babe spots richie in the park with treena , who is threatening to go to j.r. if he does n't give her lots of cash . babe realizes that j.r. was telling her the truth about richie and confronts him , but he insists he could never hurt j.r. , because that would hurt her . babe pretends to believe richie 's story , but once he 's gone , she drops treena with one well - placed punch to the face then resolves to find j.r. and tell him she believes him .
jake : i love you . i -- i just -- i 'm so tired of pretending that i do n't feel that . i just -- i ca n't -- ca n't take it anymore . i love you . i love you . i just love you . i love you . i love you . opal : oooh , hallelujah and it is about time . i have had my fingers crossed for weeks watching the sparks fly between you two . jake : all right , all right . opal : i always knew you were a perfect match . jake : opal , thank you for your vote of confidence . opal : oh , love is in the air , and i just could not be more tickled . [ scene_break ] tad : stuart says he saw adam at the gate in front of the mansion . ryan : before dixie died ? tad : exactly . ryan : he 's sure . tad : yes , yes , yes . he says he was touching the ribbon that was left there . ryan : after he tied it there ? tad : no , no , no , no . he 's -- stuart said it 's not the case . he just thinks his -- that his brother was examining something the satin slayer left behind . the thing is he never once mentioned that he found it , that he was the one that found it , to the police . why ? ryan : it was a crazy time . tad : no . that 's not good enough . no , adam 's keeping secrets . [ scene_break ] erica : adam told me . actually , i 'll be honest . i kind of tricked him into it , but i know your secret , and adam has been blackmailing you about it . i think that is just so horrible that he 's been doing that . i 'm so sorry . is there anything i can do to help ? krystal : nice try , erica , but i know that adam would never tell you a damn thing about this . erica : you 're angry . i understand . this has to be very difficult for you . krystal : for me ? this must be driving you nuts , knowing there 's a secret and nobody will tell you what it is . erica : oh , krystal . i ca n't believe by now you have n't learned that secrets are far more torture on the person who has to keep them . well , you 'll learn all about that very soon . [ scene_break ] david : all right . we 're all set . the surgery should n't take long . i 'll be sure to keep you posted . zach : we 'll be waiting . david : well , if this heart valve is the miracle the chandlers say it is , ian should be up and running in a matter of days . kendall : when are they taking him in ? david : not until his parents have seen him and told him that everything 's going to be just fine . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you promised him little adam , did n't you ? you gave hayward my son . adam : do n't -- do n't be ridiculous . however , it did work in our favor to have hayward handling the surgery , but -- so i offered him some visitation rights . j.r. : have you lost your mind ? adam : no , it was nothing . one visit a month , that 's it . j.r. : son of a -- you have no right to pimp my son . [ scene_break ] ryan : adam is always hiding things . does n't mean the man 's a murderer . tad : i 'm not saying he is . between alex 's claim that he did n't poison dixie , the fact that stuart saw his brother with that ribbon , there is one hell of a question mark . ryan : what happened to you not wanting to dig this whole thing up again ? tad : i do n't think i have a choice . oh , come on . i 've been a detective for years . it 's who and what i am . but if there 's one case i 've got to close for the sake of my sanity , this is it . i mean , the man intentionally withheld evidence that had to do with the murder of his son 's mother , a woman i wanted to spend the rest of my life with . now , why the hell would he do that unless he was intentionally trying to screw with j.r. , unless it was some kind of bizarre power play . ryan : he 's cold , man . even for adam , that is cold . tad : it 's nothing . you should see what he 's doing to krystal . poor thing . he 's got her jumping through hoops , blackmailing her into turning on david in the middle of a custody hearing . do n't get me wrong . i mean , i 'm -- i 'm not upset about the outcome , but you should n't be able to do that to somebody like her . [ phone rings ] tad : he 's never given a damn about the pain he causes . ryan : excuse me for a second . hello ? ok , thank you . ian 's going in for surgery . tad : go , go . [ scene_break ] adam : i did what was necessary . j.r. : by trading off my son ? you have no custody of him . in fact , you have no legal rights . adam : i was trying to protect him . j.r. : by handing him off to hayward ? adam : little adam 's future , and the future of this entire family , depends on chandler enterprises . if it goes down , we go with it . j.r. : i would rather sleep on the street than let david hayward spend one minute with my son . adam : do n't be so melodramatic . good grief , i despise hayward as much as you do , but we need him . we need him to implant the chandler valve in baby slater . then big success , chandler rises again . j.r. : you would send any one of us down river to keep your company from going bust . what happens next time we need hayward ? you going to ship little adam off to wildwind in a gift - wrapped box ? no , you listen to me . my son is not a bargaining chip . adam : scott , you see the logic in this . it 's the only way we 're going to get hayward to do the surgery . scott : i 'm sorry . i 'm with j.r. on this one . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't . i ca n't say goodbye to our son . zach : you 're not saying goodbye to him . he 's going to be fine , but he needs our help . we 've got to be in there , his mom and dad , you know ? help him feel happy and strong . kendall : zach , i do n't know if i can . zach : we can . [ zach takes kendall 's hand ] kendall : ok . i 'm ready . hey , look who 's here . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . did they start the surgery ? erica : no , not yet . ryan : where 's kendall ? erica : in ian 's room with zach . they 're almost ready to take the baby down to the operating room . ryan : why are n't you in there with her ? erica : well , zach and kendall should have some time alone with their son . i want to support kendall . i -- i want to be there for her , today of all days , but i -- i just do n't know how . i mean , half the time she 's pulling me close and the other half of the time she 's pushing me away , so i just thought i should probably just stay here . ryan : i think kendall needs you . erica : her baby is having heart surgery again . what could i possibly say that could make it easier for her ? ryan : i do n't think you have to say anything . i think just let her know that you 're here . what do you say you -- you and me we go in there , say hi ? erica : there 's somebody i have to talk to first . [ scene_break ] opal : i am just as happy as a monkey in a banana tree , for both of you . aww . now , you have fun . jake : yes , yes , yes , yes . opal : all right , i 've got to get out of here . see you later , honey bunch . amanda : bye , opal . opal : bye . amanda : did i hear something about a monkey ? jake : oh , she 's just going on about some family members . amanda : well , since i 'm turning into a whale , i know she was n't talking about me . jake : no , she 's just , you know , happy that we 're -- amanda : i figured you -- you got caught up in the moment and -- and let the `` l `` word fly . it 's ok . it 's ok . do n't worry about it . jake : no , no , no , no . you know what ? let 's make something perfectly clear here . i -- i never say anything that i do n't mean , at least i try , and i -- i do n't have a doubt in my mind that i love you . in fact , i was trying to think of a -- a million different ways that i could say it to you like `` je t'aime `` or `` te amo . `` amanda : te quiero . jake : perfecto . you see what i 'm talking about . in sudan , southern sudan , they have over 400 regional dialects , 400 of them , and i was going to try and say -- well , you know , i eventually will say `` i love you `` in every single one of those . but i thought , you know , first time out of the gate , i should probably just use our native tongue , not to sound rude . amanda : excellent choice . jake : i 'm just really glad that you decided to come home . amanda : well , i got all the way to the airport , but i could n't get on the plane . i 'm still so scared that even if i go through with the adoption plan , david will still find a way to get to my baby , but -- but i 'm not going to live my life in fear -- or without you . jake : i do n't want to talk about the plan for at least a whole day . how 's that ? i just -- i want to talk about us and -- and our romance . our romance appassianado . amanda : translacion ? jake : oh , i was afraid you were n't going to ask . [ amanda squeals as jake kisses her and pushes her down on the couch ] [ scene_break ] tad : wait a minute . marissa ? you would n't happen to be krystal 's marissa , would you ? marissa : yeah , that 's me . tad : oh , what do you know ? i -- i 'm sorry . hi , i 'm tad , tad martin . i 'm krystal 's ex . marissa : oh , wow . it 's nice to meet you . tad : yeah , yeah . so , how 's pine valley treating you ? marissa : well , i 'm employed , so that 's , like , huge . tad : which is a good thing , i think . marissa : yeah and , you know , in a few weeks this will be packed with cute guys in bathing suits . tad : that 'll work , i guess . so i hear you 're -- are you a law student over there at pine valley university ? marissa : i just transferred . tad : really ? cool . what do you get when you cross a mob boss with a lawyer ? marissa : what ? tad : somebody makes you an offer you ca n't understand . it 's like the worst brando you 've ever seen , right ? marissa : no , that was -- that was all right . tad : i was trying brando , and it came across like i have gas . i 'm sorry . krystal : is there any part of my life you wo n't butt into ? marissa : i was just being friendly . krystal : i -- i 'm sorry . i just -- i just came from the hospital . david is operating on a little boy . marissa : i should check on my other tables . tad : you just bit that poor girl 's head off . and she 's supposed to be a friend of yours ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 've been pushing for this surgery just as hard as i have . scott : yeah , that 's true , but you should n't have offered up j.r. 's son to get it done . adam : um , i do n't think you boys understand the gravity of this situation . i -- we ca n't afford to leave anything to chance . j.r. : except my son . adam : hayward is n't going to hurt your son . i hate to admit it , but little adam seems to enjoy spending time with him . j.r. : oh , i see . you did this all out of compassion , because you 're always so generous to share your kids . scott : ok , wait . maybe after the surgery we can all sit down with david -- j.r. : no , no , no . i -- i think my father 's on to something . the next time you want to impress one of your clients , give them colby for the night . scott : all right , i am going to the hospital because i want to be there when david announces that the operation was a huge success . adam : i did what i had to do . j.r. : yeah . keep telling yourself that . [ scene_break ] erica : hi , mom . i did n't know where else to turn . i did n't know who else to turn to . kendall is in so much pain , and i have no idea how to help her . i know . probably serves me right . god knows i gave you so much trouble , but no matter how difficult i was , you always hung in there , you always stuck with me , you always gave it to me straight , and you gave me the best advice , and i -- i ignored it most of the time , of course , but you never gave up . and i want to do that for kendall , but every move i make is wrong . if i get involved , she says i 'm meddling . if i step back , she comes running . and ian is very sick right now . he 's about to have a very serious operation , so i know that i -- i ca n't put any distance between us right now . oh , how i wish you were here . you on one side and myrtle on the other , so you could tell me how to comfort kendall , how to help her through this . to be really honest with you , i could really use some help myself right now . it 's very hard having to keep it together when i look at that beautiful little boy 's face . i really -- i really want to take her back to our tradition . i really want to take kendall , and i want to stand her in front of the mirror and remind her of what she 's made of and all the strength that you passed on to all of us . it 's just -- i do n't feel very strong right now myself . mom , if you could just give me some guidance . opal : just look inside yourself . [ scene_break ] jake : what do we have here ? an excellent year . it 's a bouquet . it is a symphony , really . a bouquet of figs and lavender and bubble gum , i believe . amanda : you 're such a nerd . jake : ah , is that a good thing or a bad thing ? do n't answer that . do n't answer that . amanda : wow , wow . jake : what a finish . it 's explosive . it 's -- it 's like the fourth of july in your mouth . amanda : i do n't know . it comes off a bit cow - y . jake : mm - hmm , yes . cow - y . i did detect a hint of bovine , which is going to put us both in a very bad moo -- a very bad moo . amanda : how far -- how far are you going to take this , goof ball ? jake : well , i 'd rather be a goof ball than a nerd . you agree ? amanda : totally . jake : all right . so we need to celebrate . amanda : oh . jake : in fact , perhaps i can have a dance . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm sorry . i saw you and marissa joking around , and i -- it made me miss -- it made me miss you . i miss how we used to laugh like that . tad : krystal , i have no i -- i have absolutely no idea how to respond . krystal : i -- you do n't have to , ok ? i -- i know i ruined our marriage . it 's my fault that i lost you , and i have nobody to blame but myself . tad : sit down for a second . go on . what the hell is wrong with you ? you are all over the map , you know that ? one minute you 're screaming at me telling me to stay the hell out of your life . the next minute you miss me ? one minute you and david are finished . the next thing i know you 're moving right back into the house with him . has he got you on something ? is he giving you another -- krystal : no , no . david has done nothing wrong . this is about what i did . tad : this is the secret . whatever adam is using to blackmail you . look , i -- i know you do n't want me to pry , but i do n't think i have the choice , because right now i am officially worried . i mean , there 's got to be something i can do . krystal : there 's not . tad : come on , honey . you know that you can trust me . you know you can . krystal : i wish i could . tad : you could trust me with your life . well , if you do n't do it for me then you do it for jenny , because you 're of no use to her this way . krystal : i know , i know . i know i 'm a terrible mother . i 'm terrible . tad : no , no , wait a minute . i 'm not judging you . i just -- i want to take the weight off your shoulders before it crushes you , because whether or not you want to admit it , you are a nervous wreck , and i do n't care who it 's with , but i want to see you free to live your life again . krystal : maybe i do n't deserve to . tad : oh , come on . that 's ridiculous . i do n't care what adam has got in that little manila envelope , ok ? i do n't care what you did . there has got to be some way to make it right . please , i 'm begging you . let me help you find it . please ? krystal : i came here to tell marissa to leave . tad : ok . why ? krystal : because i 'm afraid . tad : are you telling me somebody wants to hurt marissa ? krystal : no , but -- no . forget it . tad : are you in danger ? no , you 're not going to shut down on me now . talk to me about marissa . what is it ? what is it ? ok , so she 's new in town . she 's a law student . so what ? what else ? she 's known you for a long time . what else is there ? there 's -- there 's got to be something . krystal , why do you care so much about this girl ? krystal : because she 's my daughter . [ scene_break ] [ hospital intercom chatter ] ryan 's voice : she 's trying so hard to be strong right now . i hate that she 's back here in this place again . she 's gone through so much . after this is over , i 'm just going to take her . i 'm going to take her in my arms and get her as far away from here as possible , someplace where kids never gets sick , where she can just smile and laugh , and let go . kendall 's voice : let go of the fear , kendall . be strong for ian ... strong for ian ... strong for ian . think about everything you have to look forward to , how wonderful life is going to be with our family . zach 's voice : a family . i never thought i 'd have one . when kendall told me she was pregnant with ian , best day of my life . scared at first , was n't sure i could do it . i already lost a son . please , do n't let me lose another . do n't take away my boy . [ scene_break ] adam : dr. chappell , if you 're here for a piece of the action , forget it . you 've already been paid . dr. chappell : no , that 's not why i 'm here . i just saw scott 's press conference . i came to warn you . do not use that valve in surgery . j.r. : why the hell not ? dr. chappell : when i saw that you were so close to -- to testing on an actual patient , i -- i had to go back over my schematics . i discovered an error in my calculations , very small , off by -- by just a fraction . j.r. : then why would that matter ? dr. chappell : look , the lab is operating on a flawed premise . this one miscalculation throws off everything . adam : please , this is a classic example of seller 's remorse . you do n't like the idea of us corporate sharks making millions off your invention , so you 're determined to sabotage the whole thing . dr. chappell : no . the prototype is not safe . it needs more testing . adam : no , nonsense . we 've got experts working on it round the clock . they 've assured us it 's perfectly safe . dr. chappell : that valve is my life 's work , and i 'm telling you it 's not . adam : no , you 're either a bitter , vindictive snake who 's out for revenge or somebody who does n't have the confidence to think that his invention could actually succeed when he was canned . and you can calculate until you turn blue in the face . the device is flawless . we 're going full speed ahead , buddy . j.r. : what exactly are the risks ? adam : j.r. -- j.r. : shh , shut up . what are the risks ? dr. chappell : there 's a 60 % chance the operation will fail . j.r. : did you see the doctor 's face ? it was as white as a ghost . that is real fear , dad . now i 'm calling the hospital . adam : no , surgery -- surgery 's going ahead . we 're not going to stop it . whatever happens , chappell was never here . j.r. : are you insane ? adam : no , not at all . but if anyone finds out that we knew -- had a hint that that device was flawed , they 'll sue us for everything we own . j.r. : yeah , well , zach and kendall could lose everything . adam : do you really think i would push this hard if i thought that child was in danger ? j.r. : you bargained your own grandson to save your own company . why would you even care about ian 's life ? you did what you had to do . i 'm going to do the same . scott , are you at the hospital ? scott : just got here . the traffic was brutal . j.r. : has the surgery started ? scott : i assume so . j.r. : you have to get in there and tell hayward to stop . scott : what ? why ? j.r. : chappell was here . there 's a chance that the valve will fail . scott : what did he say ? j.r. : there 's no time to get into that right now . i need you to hurry . adam : you 're a fool . if you 'd just kept quiet , i 'd have given you everything . the company would be yours . j.r. : i do n't care about your company or your stupid competition . while you 're lying in bed awake at night wondering how you can be an evil bastard , i 'm going to be sleeping like a baby knowing i did the right thing . [ scene_break ] scott : ian slater . nurse : yes . scott : has he gone into surgery yet ? nurse : yes , they should be almost done . [ scene_break ] erica : any news ? kendall : well , here 's the news . my baby boy is alone in a cold operating room with his chest cut open . he has no idea what 's happening and no idea why he keeps going through this nightmare over and over again . zach : take it easy . kendall : zach , what if we made -- what if we made a mistake ? zach : what do you want to do ? you second - guess what we did ? it makes no difference . our son 's going to be fine . erica : kendall , i 'm here for you for as much or as little as you need . i am not here to take over or to make any decisions . i just want you to know that if there 's anything i can do to make this easier for you , please , all you have to do is ask . kendall : mom ? erica : yes , honey ? kendall : will you sit with me for a minute ? erica : of course , i will . just as long as you want me to . kendall : ok . kendall : i -- i ca n't deal with this . i ca n't , i ca n't . [ kendall runs out of the room ] erica : kendall . [ scene_break ] scott : have you heard anything ? zach : no . scott : mind if i sit ? zach : big day , huh ? a chance to use that valve . [ scene_break ] jake : let 's just pretend that we are in a tropical island and the breeze is blowing and our toes are buried in the sand . amanda : so everyone can see my huge , swollen ankles ? jake : well , then make it quicksand , and we 're on a deserted island . and there 's nobody there , so they ca n't see your cankles . come here . amanda : oh , i 'm sorry . jake , i ca n't do this . you 're -- you 're being all sweet and adorably romantic , and i just -- i feel like a huge blob . jake : but i love blobs . i love everything blobs -- food , movies . and if you 're a blob , you are gorgeous . you 're a gorgeous , radiant blob . amanda : oh , my god . jake : look , we do n't need champagne , we do n't need -- you know , to run around to be romantic . i 'm fine with that . amanda : then what do we need ? jake : we just need what human beings have needed since the year dot . male species , one of the female species , and nobody home . amanda : really ? jake : oh , yeah , really . really , really , definitely . amanda : oh . [ scene_break ] krystal : she thinks the parents that raised her are her biological parents . and that 's the way it 's got to stay . tad : wait , wait . the people -- the couple that raised her , they just died in a car accident , right ? krystal : yes . tad : ok , well , then , honey , even if you do n't want her to know , then she could really use you in her life right now . and take it from me , i 'd know . i 'm adopted . it was the best damn thing that ever happened to me . and now that opal 's back in my life , there 's not a moment of shame in it . krystal : no , no , no , listen . marissa is in a good place now , ok ? she has big plans , and she 's living a happy life . there is no way that i am going to turn that upside down for her . tad : you ca n't , can you ? this is it . this is what adam 's using to blackmail you . krystal : i do n't know how that snake found out , but he did . tad : well , what did he find out ? i mean , what exactly -- what kind of information has he got ? tad : krystal , does he know who the father is ? oh , lord . that 's it . that 's what he 's holding over your head ? baby , if you 're in trouble and people are about to get hurt , then you got to -- krystal : it 's david . david is marissa 's father . tad : that 's impossible . i mean , how ? krystal : i did some terrible things . a long time ago . but , tad , i was -- i was young , and i was so desperate . tad : i know . it 's ok , it 's ok . it 's ok . krystal : it 's never going to be ok . i had ... i had twins . i had two beautiful girls . and i -- i had to choose . tad : and you wanted them both to have a good life . krystal : yes . tad : and you know what ? you put marissa up for adoption . that is perfectly -- krystal : no . no , do n't . not adoption . i sold her . i -- i sold my own daughter . god -- [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't know what to say . ryan : just say what 's in your heart . kendall : i 'll make this quick , because i know you have a lot of other stuff going on . my son , he 's a very special little boy . we all love him so much , and we would be so grateful if you could help him get through this operation . it 's wonderful that you welcome children into heaven , but for now , could you just bring my child back to me , to us ? please let ian 's surgery go well so he can have a long and healthy life . [ scene_break ] zach : how is he ? david : the operation was a success . scott : fantastic . zach : ian 's going to be ok ? david : your boy is just fine . zach : the sweetest word i ever heard . thank you , david . david : where 's kendall ? i 'd like to give her the good news . zach : i 'm sure she ca n't be far . david : it 's a damn good thing you went with me . [ scene_break ] jake : i just want you to know that i 'm going to take very good care of you , you and the -- and the baby . amanda : how about you shut up and kiss me ? jake : is everything ok ? amanda : yeah , uh -- jake : yeah ? amanda : uh . how do we -- how do we do this ? jake : uh , well , usually when a man is attracted to a woman , he gets excited and -- amanda : no . come on , in my condition , how do we -- jake : how do we arrange ourselves ? amanda : oh , do n't say that . jake : no , just -- i 'll show you . all right ? amanda : ok . jake : well , how about this option number one ? [ jake goes under the covers ] amanda : ooh , i 'm liking option one . oh , really liking option one . jake : mm . [ scene_break ] krystal : having marissa here with me now , it 's like having part of babe back . i know they 're so different , but they were together from the start , before they ever came into this world . and i want so much to keep her here with me , but i ca n't . tad : maybe there 's some kind of way . krystal : no , no . marissa can never know what i did , tad . she 'll never forgive me . neither will david . i 'll never forgive myself . marissa : do you want anything else ? tad : no . there 's nothing . marissa : ok . [ scene_break ] david : there you are . i 've been looking all over for you . kendall : is ian ok ? david : the surgery was a success . ian is doing fine . kendall : it 's a miracle . scott : the valve worked . ian 's surgery went great . j.r. : are you sure ? scott : i heard it straight from hayward . adam : well , all that worry over nothing . from now on , we forget everything chappell said . never mention it again . are you on board ? j.r. : of course , he 's on board . because he knows if the ship goes down , he 's going with it .
jake tells amanda that he loves her , than they kiss . tad and ryan talk about adam possibly killing dixie . erica tells krystal that she knows her secret and that adam has been blackmailing her . erica wants to know what krystal 's secret is . jr is angry , because adam offers david visitation rights to lil a. david suggests that the slater 's see ian before he goes into surgery , but kendall lacks the strength to do so . zach offers his hand and suggest that they see their child , kendall accepts . adam and david agreed that lil a would see david one night per month . erica lights a candle in the chapel and talks to her mom about being there for kendall .
bellhop : is the room satisfactory , mr. lavery ? ryan : yeah . it looks great , thank you . here you go . ok . bellhop : i 'll take you to your room now , mrs. hayward . greenlee : actually , i 'm gon na stay here to work . you can take my bag to my room , thank you . bellhop : very good . ryan : listen , i know that you 're very anxious to salvage the packaging for the new line , but you did n't sleep on the plane . and if you need to go up and take a nap -- greenlee : and this meeting will determine whether i get fusion back or not , so there 's no way i 'm going to be able to sleep until it 's over . besides , we 've wasted way too much time already . ryan : whatever you say . greenlee : ohh . ryan : what is it ? greenlee , what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] david : meet your new boss . jake : what are you talking about ? david : i just bought the hospital . jake : is this some sort of joke ? david : no , no , it 's no joke , jake . i now own controlling shares of pine valley hospital , giving me majority - voting power . jake : i do n't believe a word that comes out of your mouth . david : ok . well , here it is . it 's all right here . take a look . angie : and who did you blackmail to make this happen ? david : the deal is completely legit . jake : you do n't know the meaning of the word `` legit . `` david : ok , you know , i 'll tell you what . if you have a problem with this , take it up with your father . it was his recent decision to vacate his board seat , along with adam chandler and palmer cortlandt , that made this coup possible . the hospital was in desperate need of funding . apparently , there 's been some gross mismanagement under its current chief of staff . angie : you pig . david : ha . look , do n't worry about it . i intend to weigh in on everything from patient care to what kind of gelatin is being used in the cafeteria . personally , i like strawberry . jake : you 're not gon na get away with this . david : i already have , doctor , and that 's a term i use lightly . but since i have no confidence whatsoever that either one of you is gon na be a team player under my reign , i strongly suggest that you tender your resignations sooner rather than later . [ scene_break ] janet : oh , sweetheart . oh , i knew you would come . i knew you would n't let your old mama suffer like this all alone . you know , i think that what i wrote on that trophy that i made for you was really true : you are the world 's best daughter ! amanda : the reason i came is to say good - bye , for good this time . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's over , annie ! it 's over , annie . annie : get off me ! get off me ! scott : annie , calm down . calm down . it 's me , scott . annie , can you hear me ? annie : scott ? scott : yeah . who 'd you think it was ? annie : uh , no one . scott : ok , come on . let 's get you up . come on . annie : ohh . scott : come on , come on . you can do it . attagirl . ok , right here . right here . annie : ooh . scott : whoo . annie : oh , my god . scott : you ok ? annie : j.r. tricked me . he drugged me . i 'm gon na go find him . i am not letting him get away with this . whoa ! scott : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . annie : oh , my god . oh , my god . ohh . [ scene_break ] marissa : if you were ready to take a drink , then it must be serious . j.r. : it is . marissa : tell me . j.r. : you know that i love you . marissa : i love you , too . j.r. , what is it ? j.r. : i never wanted to hurt you . that was the last thing that i wanted . i 've done something , something bad . marissa : tell me . what did you do ? god , you 're starting to scare me . j.r. : all i was trying to do is protect my father , to protect our family . marissa : from what ? j.r. : annie . marissa : oh , my god , again with annie . why ca n't you just let her go , j.r. ? j.r. : because she 's gon na suck this family dry if we do n't get rid of her . and that 's what i had to show my father . that 's what i tried to prove to him , once and for all , that annie did not love him the way that she claimed to . she never did . so i thought if i could record her doing something incriminating , my father would finally see her for the parasite that she really is . and all i was going for was for her to admit that she wanted me . marissa : `` wanted you `` ? j.r. : yes . marissa : so did she admit it ? j.r. : but it went too far . marissa : how far ? say it , j.r. ! j.r. : i slept with annie . [ scene_break ] annie : i should 've never taken that drink from j.r. ooh . he played me the fool once before . i was so stupid to let it happen again . scott : ok , just forget that now . just rest . annie : no , i do n't want to rest . i want to find marissa and tell her what a piece of garbage she 's married to . scott : well , you might be a little late for that . j.r. 's supposedly telling her everything as we speak . annie : no . he does n't have the guts . scott : he sounded pretty resolved . annie : well , that 's just great . if j.r. does tell marissa , he 's gon na put a spin on the story that makes me look like the villain and saves his ass . scott : he does n't want to lose her , annie . annie : well , maybe he should 've thought about that before he had sex with me . and now he thinks he can just toss me off like a piece of trash ? i do n't think so . scott : i 'm not defending my cousin here , but you 're not exactly a victim in all of this . annie : what ? what do you call being drugged and left to die ? scott : he did n't leave you to die . and were n't you blackmailing j.r. ? annie : i was just trying to protect myself . scott : you should 've known that was only gon na make things worse . annie : are you seriously saying this is my fault ? scott : seduction is never one - sided . you and i both know that . [ scene_break ] janet : we love each other . we need each other . amanda : i do love you , mom . and i know in your own way that you love me . janet : now , that does n't sound like a reason for cutting someone out of your life ! amanda : but it 's what you do with that love . you turn it into something dark and twisted , and it somehow always ends up out of control . janet : i know . i know i have made mistakes . i know , but it usually only happens when you turn your back on me . amanda : it 's the only way i can survive . janet : what about me ? what about me , though ? amanda , you are my only reason for living . from the moment that you were born , i have loved you with every fiber of my being , with every -- amanda : mom , it 's too much . janet : it is never too much . you can never love a child too much ! i mean , look at you ! it 's the way you love trevor . you can not tell me , you -- do n't deny it . every mother is crazy in love with her child . and if you think you are not like me , then you are lying to yourself . [ scene_break ] david : you know what ? to prove to you that i am sensitivity personified , i have gone out of my way to spare you the humiliation of going to personnel by having these resignation forms already drawn up . jake : no , we 're not going anywhere . not till we figure out where your lies begin and where they end . [ pda chirps ] david : hmm . good luck with that . jake : oh . look at this . a patient needs me . do you remember how that feels , dave ? i did n't think so . i 'll talk to you . angie : you know what you are ? you 're a cockroach . that 's what you are . you get stepped on and then blasted with every insecticide from here to kingdom come , and you just keep skittering right back . david : oh , angela , angela . heh heh heh . no one sucks up quite like you do . angie : oh , thank you . you know , you can buy up all the controlling shares you want , but nothing will erase your crimes or reinstate your medical license . david : i 've already accepted that . angie : oh , have you ? david : yes . i have bigger things to think about now . but what you need to think about , angela , is that i am here to stay . can you honestly say the same thing ? angie : why do n't you just fire me ? david : well , for some reason , my wife seems to have a soft spot for both you and martin . do n't ask me why -- do n't get it , never will . but be forewarned . if you decide to stay on as chief of staff , i am gon na do everything in my power to grind you into the ground . so give this some serious thought , chief . and do n't worry about leaving the hospital high and dry . i have somebody waiting in the wings ready to step in in a moment 's notice . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] ryan : why do you do it ? greenlee : what ? ryan : shut me out . i mean , it 's very obvious to me that there is something wrong . greenlee : nothing 's wrong . i just , ahem , remembered something i meant to tell madison about some work i left behind , that 's all . ryan : really ? so you want to call her ? greenlee : no . it can wait . ryan : hey , look , i 'm all for diving into work , i really am , except i 'm starving . so how about you ? greenlee : i 'm good . ryan : are you sure ? greenlee : stop pretending like you care . the only reason you 're here is to help kendall . ryan : and the only reason you 're helping kendall is to try and keep fusion . now , the last meal we had was on the plane , which was hours ago . i think it would be a really , really bad thing if you passed out in the middle of our meeting with bahia cosmetics . greenlee : fine . i 'll have yogurt . no . soup -- broth and tea . ryan : are you sure ? greenlee : yes . [ scene_break ] janet : you are so lucky to have a mother who loves you so much , the same way trevor is lucky to have you . amanda : ok , enough about trevor . janet : no ! never enough about the grandson ! he 's my grandson , and it is my job as your mother to show you what it is you are too young to see . amanda : i see just fine . janet : oh , honey ! oh , you are so much like me : no one 's gon na tell you how to raise your son . amanda : i am not like you . janet : oh , honey , yes , you are . i have seen you . you love with your whole heart . you just wait . as trevor gets older , all your love for him is just gon na grow , and it 's gon na get bigger and it 's gon na get better just like mine did for you . and you 're gon na want him to have everything that he deserves , and you will do whatever it takes to make sure that he gets it . amanda : i will not do to trevor what you did to me . janet : everything i did for you i did out of love . amanda : you killed my father ! janet : that was necessary . amanda : how can you say that ? my dad never did anything to deserve what you did to him ! he was the best father and the best parent any girl could ever ask for . and i loved him so much , and i still miss him , mom . janet : that 's why he had to die , because you loved him more than you loved me ! amanda : what ? janet : it 's true . you called him more and you went to visit him more , and , you know , i would just be wasting away in those snake pits waiting for you ! i missed you so much i did n't think i could even breathe without you ! and then when i finally did find a way to come back to pine valley just to be with you , what did you do ? you begged daddy dear ! you begged him to protect you from me ! from me , your own mother ! no , amanda . no . it is your fault that your father had to die , because you just did not love me enough . [ scene_break ] greenlee : whew . a splash of cold water does wonders for jetlag . ryan : glad to hear it . greenlee : yeah . let 's get to work . ryan : ok . well , like i suggested on the plane , i think the best strategy to deal with the bahia people is to suggest alternative packaging , packaging that 's gon na enhance their product while at the same time allow you to use what you already have in place for fusion natural . right ? and if they go for it , and i really believe they will , i think that you 're gon na be able to make your launch date and have a fair shot at getting fusion back . so what do you think ? greenlee ? hey . you 're in bad shape , are n't you ? greenlee : i think better lying down , that 's all . ryan : since when ? greenlee : since the first thing solana 's gon na ask about is alternative packaging and what we 're talking about , we should probably come up with a few options . ryan : ok . well , my first thought , my first idea , was something green . you know , something environmental . something like recycled paper packaging and natural - dye labels to sort of , like , appeal to their social conscience a little bit , and i think they 're gon na love it . why would n't they love something like that ? because it would be really performing a public service and at the same time maybe turning a profit . greenlee : would you stop ? ryan : why ? i thought you would kind of dig the whole environmental stance . greenlee : what i do n't `` dig `` is you pacing back and forth . you 're making me sick . ryan : what is going on with you ? greenlee : i 'm fine . see ? ooh . ryan : you 're not fine . look at you . [ knock on door ] ryan : that 's the room service , ok ? i want you to stay put . do n't move . bellhop : would you like me to set up ? ryan : yeah . yeah , yeah , sure . go ahead . [ scene_break ] annie : unbelievable . you find me drugged up by your cousin and then basically call me a whore ? scott : that is not at all what i said . annie : just so you know , j.r. came on to me . scott : really ? are you saying he forced himself on you ? annie : no , he did n't force himself on me . but , yes , i went for it , ok ? he took advantage of me . he worked the connection we had . scott : what connection ? annie : i sacrificed part of my body to save his life , so we 're forever connected . [ sighs ] scott : oh , my god . annie : what ? scott : you have feelings for him , do n't you ? annie : yes , ok , i do . but he was cruel , and he played on those feelings , and i was stupid , and i fell for it . god help me , i fell for him . [ scene_break ] marissa : aah ! you slept with annie ? ! j.r. : i 'm so sorry . marissa : but you said you hated her . j.r. : i did . i was n't thinking . marissa : at all or just about us ? ! my god . oh , my god , how could you do that ? you know , when i first met you , i was in such a bad place . and when we finally got together , it was like we had saved each other . j.r. : we did . we did . if i did n't have you , i do n't know if i would 've survived . marissa : you almost died ! you know , when i sat at your bedside and said good- bye to you , i knew that i was saying good - bye to the love of my life ! i adopted your son ! and then a miracle happened and you made it , j.r. we made it . we had a chance at something so wonderful . j.r. : we do . i love you . i do n't want to lose you . marissa : no , it is too late . you killed that chance . you killed us . [ scene_break ] scott : maybe it 's the drugs that has you turning this into some trashy romance novel , but even you have to admit this is getting a little confusing . first , adam was the love of your life , and then you come on to me , and now you 're falling for j.r . annie : you were different , special . scott : oh , no , no , no . we are not going there again . annie : you know , i really thought you would have some compassion . scott : all i am saying , annie , is that you are throwing out a lot of love in a bunch of different directions . annie : i 've been drawn to all of you for who you are and what you 're a part of -- this amazing , unique family . i mean , you 're all really messed up for sure and definitely have your own issues , but you 're also driven and committed and passionate . and even when you 're all up against each other , you still somehow end up protecting one another . scott : it does n't always feel that way . annie : i was never a part of that . i never had that growing up : unconditional love and support . that 's what i want . i want that for myself and for emma . scott : i do n't think sleeping with your husband 's son was the way to go about getting it . annie : i know i messed up , ok ? i know i messed up . what do you want me to do ? you think i should just cut my losses and walk away ? scott : you may not have a choice . annie : i ca n't leave . i still want to be part of the chandlers , to love and be loved by all of you . and the thing is you all try to resist me , but in the end , you all end up wanting me , too . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i did hate annie . i still do . but right now i hate myself even more . i was so determined to get her out of our lives i ended up hurting the person that i -- marissa : just stop it ! just stop it ! i can not listen to any more ! it is too late , j.r . it 's over . j.r. : no , do n't say that ! look , i made a mistake , ok ? i made a huge , horrible mistake ! it will never happen again . marissa : it happened ! god , the thought of you and -- i have to go . j.r. : no , please . please do n't leave me . i can work this out . we can work this out . marissa : what ? by pretending that it did n't happen ? maybe you can do that . obviously , you 've been doing it ! i ca n't . [ sobs ] a.j . : why are you crying ? [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , baby , what 's up ? i came as soon as i got your message . angie : i 'm going crazy ! you know what ? i almost think you better lock me up or something , because i am this close to murdering that trifling - ass david hayward ! [ scene_break ] greenlee 's voice : you 're completely overreacting . david 's voice : huh . really ? to which part ? my wife heading off to rio with her ex or the fact that she did n't tell me about it ? greenlee : both . [ scene_break ] [ ryan sighs ] ryan : hey , do n't bite my head off for asking . i just want to make sure that you 're ok . greenlee : no , i 'm not . i 'm sick , and i do n't get sick . ryan : then why do n't you go try lying down again , ok ? greenlee : no . there 's too much to do . ryan : i 've already prepped for the meeting . i can present to solana and the boys , ok , while you stay here . you just take care of yourself and rest . greenlee : i 'm not gon na let whatever this is keep me from that meeting . whew . oh , my god , this ca n't be happening . ryan : i 'm calling a doctor . greenlee : no , i do n't need a doctor . i remember the last time i felt like this . i ca n't go through it again . i just ca n't . ryan : go through what again ? greenlee : i ca n't be pregnant . [ scene_break ] amanda : i will never love the way that you do . janet : you make it sound like a bad thing . amanda : well , that 's the way it feels . janet : well , just have no idea how good you 've got it . amanda : `` good `` ? good love does not go around waving a gun around and hurting and killing people . love is pure and safe and secure , and it 's what i have with jake and trevor . and when it becomes an obsession like it does with you , mom , love dies . janet : no , that 's just not true . it could never die because you 're my child ! amanda : and i have tried to love you . i have tried , but it 's never enough . so -- so i 'm done . janet : what are you saying ? amanda : good - bye . janet : no , you ca n't . you can not cut me off . amanda : let go of me . janet : you can not do this because i am a part of you ! i will always be a part of you just like you are a part of trevor forever and ever ! and you love him just as fiercely as i love you because , like it or not , baby girl , you are your mother 's daughter ! oh , my god , my head ! oh , god ! jake : all right , the patient 's had a seizure . pick up the nasal can . you 'll set it up with 4 liters of o2 . and then i want you to draw up 2 milligrams of lorazepam for an iv push . and when you 're done , i want you to call for a neuro consult , ok ? get an iv of keppra going , run it over 20 minutes . [ scene_break ] jesse : this man is like a cockroach . you just ca n't kill him . he just keeps coming at you . angie : i said the same thing . jesse : liza -- i bet you this is what she 's gloating about , huh ? angie : i have no doubt that liza 's the one that helped david pull this off . and now he 's back , ready to use his new power to dismantle everything i 've done . jesse : i should 've taken that man out when i had the chance . angie : oh , god , jesse , what am i gon na do ? how will i stay in this position knowing that i have to deal with him ? jesse : let 's just take this one small victory at a time . at least , thanks to you , david will never , ever be able to practice medicine legally again . not ever . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's not possible . well , it is , but -- we 're here to work , so let 's work . ryan : you do n't have to . greenlee : i 'm fine . ryan : no , you 're not fine , greenlee . you 're not . you 're sick as a dog , ok ? you need to let me go take this meeting . and you stay here -- greenlee : no , no , no , i need to work . i need to work , because if i do n't , i 'll start thinking , and i ca n't think . because if i do , if i am -- if i am pregnant , i already know i ca n't carry to term . i lost our baby , and i ca n't go through that again . [ phone rings ] greenlee : ahem . hello , david . david : hey . i was n't sure you 'd answer . i called your room and -- but you were n't there . greenlee : i was probably checking in . the flight was delayed . we got in later than expected . david : oh . is everything all right ? you seem a bit , i do n't know , strange . greenlee : just tired . look , i need to prep for this meeting . i 'll call you later , ok ? [ scene_break ] annie : ohh . scott : you sure you 're ok to leave ? annie : yeah . yeah . i 'm just gon na need a ride home . scott : i 'm not so sure that 's a good idea . i told you , if j.r. followed through with what he said he was going to do , then marissa knows about the two of you . annie : i can handle marissa . scott : yeah , i do n't think that she can handle you , and she should n't have to . the kindest thing to do right now is to stay away . annie : wow . you know , i am so sick of hearing that . my entire life i 've been pushed aside or ignored . it 's just so unfair . you do n't know what that feels like . you had a father who did n't even know the definition of the word `` cruel . `` you have no idea what it 's like to always feel like you 're this burden or you 're unwanted . scott : my father was an incredible man . i was very lucky . i know . annie : well , i was n't , and i deserve that . i deserve to feel wanted . i know that i 've done some really , really horrible things , ok , but it does n't mean that i do n't deserve to be loved . i do , and i will not give up until everybody sees that . [ scene_break ] marissa : i was crying because i have to go away . i just need to figure out a few things . a.j . : can i come with you ? marissa : oh , sweetheart , this is something i need to do on my own . a.j . : but you 're coming back , right ? marissa : i 'm not sure . but i will still see you , and we 'll spend lots of time together . a.j . : i do n't want you to go . j.r. : hey , buddy ? i 'll still be here . marissa : look , i want you to know that no matter what happens , i love you , and i always will . j.r. : we both will . a.j . : you love each other , too , right ? marissa : i 'll see you soon . i promise , ok ? [ scene_break ] jake : amanda witnessed the seizure , said that she was complaining her head was hurting , and she started to shake . i 'm assuming it 's a cva , but i have n't done a full assessment . neurologist : i 'll take care of that . we wo n't know the extent of the damage or whether she 'll recover at all until she wakes from the sedation , and then we 'll be able to run more tests . jake : great . thank you . honey , she 's in the best of hands . he 's amazing , ok ? let 's get you home . janet : ohh . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , maybe i could go back to practicing . i mean , it 's not like i have n't missed the patient interaction . jesse : you know that 's not what you really want . you should n't even consider it . angie : oh , baby , i know . i know you 're right . i mean , what kind of message would that be sending to the entire staff ? they are already dreading the fact that david could be in charge . jesse : you are the only person i 'm concerned about . angie : i appreciate that , sweetheart , i do . you know , these people have put their entire trust in me to do right by them , and if i walk away now , it 'll be like checking out on them when they need me the most . and if nothing else , i have to stay on as chief of staff to show people that i am not going to cave in to david 's bullying and neither should they . jesse : there she is . that 's the girl i married right there , and i 'm behind you 100 % . you hear me ? angie : yeah . oh , you better be , because it all sounds good in theory . it might not be so easy to pull off when i have to be face to face with that idiot . [ scene_break ] david : what part of `` it 's urgent `` did n't you understand ? madison : i told you i do n't want any part of this . david : it 's not about what you want . it 's about keeping that bastard away from my wife . madison : well , i ca n't do that . david : no ? you 're a murderer who 's walking free . something tells me you can do that and keep your hands clean . madison : you do n't have any proof that i committed any murder . david : but i will , madison . i 'll find it . now , do you want me digging around ? i 'll take that as a no . so the first thing you need to do is lock in ryan . madison : what does that even mean ? david : what do you think ? get him into your bed immediately ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm sorry . ryan : for what ? greenlee : losing it . ryan : you have nothing to apologize for , greenlee . hey , if you want , i could go to the drugstore and get you a pregnancy test . greenlee : no , i do n't want to know . not yet . you know , i told myself -- and david -- that i came here because i needed to save my company , but the truth is i have n't been feeling right the past few days . when you offered this trip , even though i gave you hell at first , i wanted to get away . i should n't have come here with you . i mean , you 're the last person i should be confiding in . ryan : it 's ok . i can handle it . greenlee : i could n't . when i lost our baby , i was a wreck . i 'd already lost you . i felt like i had nothing left . i wanted to die . [ scene_break ] [ marissa sets down suitcase ] j.r. : please do n't do this . marissa : i 'll have someone pick up the rest of my things . j.r. : if you just give me another chance , marissa , i can make this right . marissa : you ca n't . [ marissa takes off her wedding ring and hands it to j.r. , then picks up her suitcase and leaves the mansion while j.r. weeps . ] [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm telling you i ca n't do it . david : oh , do n't underestimate yourself , madison . you 're a beautiful woman . ryan obviously likes you . it should n't take you any time at all to seduce him . madison : you do n't have any kind of idea what kind of a man ryan is . he 's not someone that can just be pushed into bed . david : all right , well , i 'm sure you can find some way around his pristine character to make this happen . madison : that is sick . that 's sick . you 're sick . i 'm out of here . david : ok . madison : ooh ! david : since you 're obviously not clear about this yet , i 'm gon na state this in the most simple terms possible . you either get lavery into your bed or you go to prison for murder . now , if you ask me , that 's a simple choice . [ scene_break ] ryan : i could get you some crackers or something if you want . or maybe i could get room service to get the broth back up here . i was n't there when you lost our baby , and i should 've been . and if i could go back -- greenlee : what we went through , what we had and lost , it 's too much . and going back there now , it 's still too much . ryan : yeah , i did n't mean to stir all that up again . greenlee : it always happens , though , does n't it ? whenever i 'm with you , i always feel too much . [ scene_break ] jake : how was he ? babysitter : he 's always good . jake : oh , good . he 's good , honey . see ? babysitter : mommy sure loves her little guy , does n't she ? jake : she does . janet 's voice : you love him just as fiercely as i love you because , like it or not , baby girl , you are your mother 's daughter ! [ scene_break ] [ as he 's staring at his wedding ring , j.r. hears the front door close and comes face to face with annie . ]
amanda tells janet good - bye and then feels badly when janet has a seizure because she ca n't bear that she has cut her out of her life . amanda is also worried because before janet had her seizure she told her that she is just like her because she loves trevor so much that she will do anything it takes to keep him with her . amanda is also stunned when janet admits that she killed her father because amanda loved him more then her and that was just unbearable to her so trevor had to die .
adam : what does kids did to her was reprehensible . bianca : [ sighs ] it 's not the first time miranda 's been bullied . we 've dealt with it since she was in kindergarten , and she has always been so strong , but this time [ sighs ] i just -- i did n't know that kids could be so brutal . adam : how 's she holding up ? bianca : i do n't know . she wo n't talk to me . she blames me for what happened . you know what ? she 's right . it 's all my fault . [ scene_break ] aj : you 're alive . come on ! you ca n't sleep forever . miranda : why not ? aj : [ sighs ] last night sucked . miranda : [ scoffs ] make it stop ! aj : hey . hey . i 'm not going anywhere , all right ? that 's how this works -- the best - friend thing . come on . waffles ? huh ? want some oj ? hmm ? cookies . oh , that kind of worked . miranda : [ chuckles ] [ sighs ] oh , my god . i 'm such an idiot . aj : stop . no , you 're not . [ alarm blares ] aj : oh , shit . oh , yeah . come on . we got to get going . miranda : no . no , no , no , no . i am never going back to that school again . [ scene_break ] pete : jane , meet dylan wilder -- one of the best coders in the west . dylan : what , did i just get a demotion ? hey , jane . i 'm dylan wilder -- one of the best on the planet . jane : oh . pete : well , then you 're even , because jane here makes one of the best lattes in the world . dylan : i do n't doubt it . jane : well , do n't take his word for it . decide for yourself . i 'll bring you coffee . dylan : there 's something to be said for some small - town charm . hey , listen . i 'm , um , renting a house again in lake tahoe . you in ? pete : [ sighs ] i 've got to take a rain check . dylan : oh , lizette is gon na be heartbroken . pete : not for long , i 'm sure . dylan : i do n't know . she asked for your number . jane : can i get you guys anything else ? dylan : that depends on what you 're doing later . pete : uh , no . we 're good . jane : [ chuckles ] pete : thank you , jane . dylan : [ chuckles ] ugh . if that 's a sample of what this local town has to offer , i get why you 're not in any rush to come back to the west coast . pete : i think you 're , uh , not really mature enough for miss jane here . dylan : hey , it 's not like you have n't hooked up with a 30-something or two yourself . so if you 're not hitting that , what girl 's keeping you here ? [ scene_break ] celia : hi , brooke . brooke : hello . [ chuckles ] celia : is n't it beautiful out today ? brooke : oh , you 're one of those morning people , are n't you ? i brought you this . you left it at the house . i thought you might need it . celia : thank you . brooke : oh ! oh ? [ chuckles ] oh , my -- look at all these beautiful flowers . oh ! [ sniffs ] whoa ! celia : are n't they gorgeous ? brooke : yes . are you -- are you thinking of becoming a florist ? celia : mm , they 're from pete cortlandt . is n't he amazing ? brooke : well , i would say he is smitten . i take it the two of you saw each other again . celia ? are you all right ? celia : what ? oh , yeah . i 'm fine . um ... what did you say ? brooke : oh , no , no . i just said i assume that you 've seen each other again . celia : yes . well , i snuck out to see him last night , but you ca n't tell anyone . brooke : a real date ? celia : yeah . and we had the best time . he is so smart and funny , and i 've never met anyone like him . brooke : he 's just a great guy . i - i think this is wonderful . celia : i know . brooke : the only thing is , how is your guardian going to feel about you dating ? celia : i do n't even care . i 'm happy , and nothing is going to ruin this . [ scene_break ] zach : any news from the fbi ? jesse : nothing yet . i spoke to ice . i figured if the koslovs are in to trafficking , it would be on their radar . zach : anything ? jesse : no . ice is aware of the drug activity , but when it comes to human trafficking , they got nothing . [ scene_break ] vlad : breakfast . you want some more , bitch ? ! [ door closes ] cassandra : [ sobs ] [ alarm blaring ] vlad : i 'll be back . [ door closes ] vlad : what are you doing here , boss ? uri : i was just about to ask you the same question . i noticed you 've been taking walk over here a few times each day . vlad : just checking on things . uri : you always bring tray of food when you 're checking on things ? there 's girl inside , is n't there ? vlad : she 's trouble . uri : and you decided what -- teach her lesson ? vlad : i was just feeding her . uri : i heard screams . vlad : boss , she 's not like the others . uri : yes , she is . and that is where she should be -- with others . vlad : but , boss -- uri : how many times you have to be told ? you do n't touch merchandise . is that clear ? do it again ... and you 're a dead man . [ scene_break ] zach : according to this , the guy we 're dealing with is koslov 's son . he started a new division of the family business . jesse : are you kidding me ? an entrepreneur ? zach : they 're brand - new . no one knows anything about them jesse : which is going to make the trail to cassandra a hell of a lot harder to follow . [ scene_break ] bianca : i am so glad you were there and stood up for her last night . i do n't know what she would have done without you . aj : i hate what that creep did to her ? bianca : yeah , i know . is she still in her room ? aj : yeah . she has n't moved since we got in last night . bianca : all right . i do n't know if she wants to talk to me , but i think i should , uh , give it a try . aj : [ sighs ] adam : oh . that was the school principal . aj : yeah . it 's probably all over school -- what happened last night . mr. larkin just wants my side of the story . adam : well , he 's not interested in your side , actually , but he did say , starting today , you 've been suspended . [ door opens ] bianca : miranda . miranda : [ crying ] mom . bianca : oh , god . miranda : i 'm so sorry . bianca : honey . miranda : [ sniffles ] what i said earlier -- i did n't mean any of it . bianca : i know . miranda : i 'm so sorry . bianca : i know , honey . it 's okay . it 's okay . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] dixie [ sighs ] joe : the nurses told me you spent the night again . i thought maybe you could use this . dixie : oh . joe : yeah . dixie : thank you , joe . five years , and i 'm still falling asleep by his bed . you must think i 'm crazy . joe : you love your son . dixie : he did a terrible thing . i know . joe : he was very troubled . but that does n't affect our love for our own children , though . can you tell me -- have you heard anything from tad ? dixie : not a word . sorry . he said he 'd be incommunicado until this assignment was over , but i was hoping to hear something from him by now . [ chuckling ] god , i miss him . joe : yeah . yeah . we all do . dixie : yeah . i was really hoping that tad and i would be married by now , you know , and celebrating anniversaries together , and helping raise kathy . instead , he 's off on assignment god knows where , and i 'm talking to stars like some some psych - ward escapee . joe : [ chuckling ] talking to the stars ? you do n't have to talk to the stars anymore , dixie . all you got to do is pick up the telephone . ruth and i would love to hear from you anytime . dixie : thank you . i just wish something good would happen , you know ? i wo n't give up on him , joe . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] zach : these guys are as bad as it gets . jesse : oh , man . when i get my hands on these ... zach : i know . jesse : i will rip them apart ! zach : hey , hey , hey . take a breath . jesse : [ chuckles ] yeah , i know . i know . i 'm setting up a search for all the missing girls in the surrounding areas . i 'm taking names . i 'm going to speak to their parents to see if i can detect some sort of pattern . zach : all right . and i 've got another lead . i 'm gon na go pull him out from under his rock . jesse : zach , every minute we lose ... this poor baby -- she just sinks deeper and deeper into this sick shit . zach : hey . hey . we 're gon na bring her home . i promise you . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ cries ] mom . please , help me . [ scene_break ] aj : that scumbag rips on miranda , and i 'm the one who 's getting suspended ? ! adam : your principal was very clear on this . aj : his head 's up his ass . adam : yes , i do n't disagree . aj : i mean , who should have seen miranda 's face . she was totally devastated . adam : i 'm sure that hooligan deserved a thrashing , but , uh -- aj : what ? i should have risen above it ? a punch in the face is the only thing hunter morrison understands . adam : he 'll have plenty of time to think about it now . aj : god ! hunter and his asshole friends ruined miranda 's life , and they get to walk ? this totally blows ! adam : whoo ! boy 's got spirit . [ scene_break ] bianca : you were right last night . it is my fault . miranda : no . [ sighs ] i was n't -- i was just mad . bianca : yeah , i know . if i were you , i 'd be mad , too . why did i have to be gay , right ? miranda : sometimes . bianca : yeah . i mean , i did n't understand why my mom had to be erica kane . i just wanted a normal mother -- someone who would n't stand out , someone who could be so normal that no one would ever expect anything from me . you know what i mean ? miranda : kind of . bianca : yeah . but knowing it does n't make it any easier , does it ? miranda : mom , can you make me disappear ? please ? bianca : do n't say that . miranda : mom , no one likes me . bianca : oh , my god . miranda : and half the time , i do n't even blame them , because i hate myself , too . bianca : honey , you listen to me , and you listen good . you are a beautiful , talented , smart , funny , amazing daughter and sister and friend . miranda : to you . and gabby and aj . to the rest of the world , i 'm just a total joke . bianca : oh , my god . you sound like me when i was your age . not that it 's the same situation , because it was n't . [ chuckling ] it 's not . miranda : what , people did stuff like that to you ? bianca : oh , my god . yes . the worst part was they made me think i was their friend . and maybe i did n't have a roomful of kids laughing at me , but i did make the headlines of a national tabloid . `` erica kane 's daughter is gay . `` miranda : ouch . bianca : yeah . and i was already being blackmailed at the time . and fear rules everything -- fear of being found out , of losing my mother 's love . [ chuckling ] it was hard . it was actually really painful at the time -- like standing naked in front of everyone i knew in the freezing cold . [ both chuckle ] bianca : but it got better . eventually , i felt stronger . miranda : i do n't feel strong , mom . bianca : you are already stronger than you know . miranda : [ crying ] no , i 'm not . i 'm not like you . i - i ca n't go back and face those kids . bianca : well , if you do n't , then they win . miranda : they already won , mom . i just do n't want to give them another chance to make me feel like more of a freak than i already do . bianca : okay , let 's just -- we 'll just give it a little time -- a few days -- miranda : no . a few days is n't gon na help . please , mom ? let me transfer to bramwell or homeschool me or send me to siberia . i do n't care . just do n't make me go back there . [ scene_break ] dylan : why are you holding out on me . pete : dude , there 's nothing to tell . dylan : this is me , cortlandt . i 've watched you walk into a room and , five minutes later , be knee - deep in babes . there is no way you 've been here for almost a week without hooking up with someone . pete : [ scoffs ] hang on one second . i 'll be right back . dylan : [ chuckles ] celia : bye , guys . pete : celia . celia : hi , pete . pete : i was hoping i 'd bump into you again . celia : uh , really ? i mean , it 's good to see you , too . pete : [ chuckles ] i had so much fun last night . celia : ditto . pete : that 's cute . [ chuckles ] so , is it too soon for me to give you that surprise i owe you , or ... celia : i do n't think it 's too soon . pete : great ! well , how about dinner tonight ? that sound good or ... celia : uh ... dinner ... pete : i 'll call you later -- figure out a time i can steal you away from bramwell ? celia : i - i think it 's easier if i meet you . pete : [ chuckles ] are you sure you got the whole , sneaking - out thing down ? i mean , me sitting alone at a table for two -- not really good for my image . celia : i 'm sure . i - i should get going . pete : all right . i 'll meet you here -- three hours ? grab a couple shots of espresso , then we 'll head out . celia : okay . [ scene_break ] adam : since i 'll be gone an extended period this time , i put brooke in charge of chandler enterprises . make no mistake -- whether you are in this bed or not , i would have , um , made the same decision . adam chandler , jr. -- a drunk , a failure in business and in life . you are the biggest disappointment of my life . dixie : adam ! how dare you ? ! this is your son ! this is your flesh and blood ! adam : who destroyed lives . dixie : i know . i know he hurt a lot of people irreparably , and i grieve that every day . he 's also had a lot to overcome , including you . this is our child , adam . ca n't you find it in your heart to show him a little kindness ? [ scene_break ] dylan : ah , i see you 're skewing younger these days . pete : it 's not what you think . dylan : [ chuckles ] yeah , well , as long as she 's legal , i say go for it . pete : [ scoffs ] dylan : i think she was blushing when you were talking to her . i did n't think there were girls out there who still did that . pete : well , it 's because celia 's not like other girls . dylan : dude , you could use every line of that to get that one into bed . it 's not like she 's ever heard them before . pete : i do n't have to use any lines on her . dylan : do n't tell me you 've already sealed the deal . i knew you were fast , but this is a record even for you . so , what 's the plan ? you , uh , take the v - card then give her another ride or two before moving on to the next one ? pete : enough , dylan . you 're way off base , man , okay ? i really like this girl . dylan : no one said you did n't . pete : there 's just something about her -- something special . [ chuckles ] i have never met any girl like in my life . [ scene_break ] jesse : when did you last see your daughter . woman : five months ago . alicia was recruited by a modeling agency . they were supposed to be sending her to new york . she was so excited -- was finally going to be living her dream . is n't she beautiful ? jesse : so , what happened ? when did you first notice that there was something wrong ? woman : when she did n't call . she promised she would as soon as she got there . i should have checked up on the modeling agency or gone to new york with her . why did n't i do that ? this is my fault -- jesse : no , no , no , no , no . there 's no way you could have known . woman : [ sighs ] i lie awake every night , wondering where my daughter is , and if i 'll ever see her again . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] uri : you must be hungry . you have to eat . i apologize for vlad . it wo n't happen again . you 're lovely . cassandra [ crying ] please , let me go home . i just want to go home . uri : you would n't want your family to see you like this . it would be very upsetting . cassandra : no . uri : you are in pain . cassandra : i just want to go home . uri : such a beautiful girl . this will help the pain . cassandra : [ crying ] no . uri : i only want to help you , cassandra . but i need you to trust me . maybe we can trust each other . those must hurt . i 'll take them off , and you wo n't do anything silly . agreed ? cassandra : yes . [ sniffles ] uri : better ? is n't trust a beautiful thing . i can help you , cassandra -- take care of you -- if you let me . that is good girl . [ pills rattle ] [ cassandra takes a pill ] [ scene_break ] aj : you 're not gon na believe this . the school called . i 'm suspended . bianca : what ? ! miranda : oh , shut up . aj : yeah , the high school called grandpa . bianca : all right . excuse me . i 'm gon na go find adam and talk to him . aj : man , this sucks ass . miranda : [ sighs ] i 'm so sorry , aj . this is all my fault . you must totally hate me . aj : no . i could never hate you , and none of this is your fault . it 's that asshole hunter 's , and you know what ? i 'd do it again . i 'd punch his teeth out if he tried to pull any of that crazy shit again . miranda : [ scoffs ] well , if we 're lucky , we 'll never have to see him again in this lifetime . aj : yeah , that might be kind of hard . do n't you have third period with him ? miranda : not if i transfer schools . i just asked my mom . aj : you ca n't be serious . miranda : yeah . i 'm gon na get her to transfer me to bramwell . aj : no , no , no , no . you ca n't do that . you and me -- we do everything together . i 'm gon na look like hell in a plaid skirt , and you know white socks will not look good on me . people are gon na start to talk . miranda : [ laughs ] i love you , ace . god , i love , love , love , love you ! [ scene_break ] dixie : in case you 've forgotten , adam , jr was a victim that night , too . and the man who shot him point - blank is out of prison and back . adam : hayward is -- he 's in pine valley ? dixie : yes . and he was here in jr 's room with his hands around his throat . that 's why we have the extra protection . adam : he might come after aj next . dixie : [ chuckles ] and to hell with jr ? ! come on , adam . i know he 's hurt people , but -- adam : not to mention bankrupting my company . dixie : ca n't you stop thinking about what he 's done to your blessed company and remember that this is your son -- that this is your pride and joy ? ! ca n't you rise above what you 've lost just long enough to tell him that you love him and you miss him , and you want him to come back to us ? [ scene_break ] jane : that 's your second . want me to put something stronger in it ? pete : did i really just get stood up ? [ scene_break ] celia : how could i be so dumb ? ! [ cell phone ringing ] [ scene_break ] jesse : so , here 's what i got from the families . one girl -- she was signed to a bogus modeling agency , shipped off to new york , never seen or heard from again . another girl answered an ad for an au pair in switzerland . and another girl she went online , met this nice guy , decided to meet him for coffee . gone . [ sighs ] zach : so much for a pattern . jesse : these bastards rip these poor girls from their lives and send them straight to hell with their families following behind them . did you dig under that rock for that source of yours ? zach : after the girls are taken , they have them work locally , servicing clients . they feed them booze , drugs -- anything to break them down and keep them from running . and when they 're ready , they 're -- they 're shipped anywhere in the world . jesse : so -- so , what 's the timeline for all this happening ? zach : days , maybe . which means -- if we -- jesse : if we do n't find her right away , she could be lost forever . zach : i - i know . [ scene_break ] uri : what the hell were you thinking ? ! vlad : the customers rough them up all the time . i was just getting her used to her new life . uri : the customers can do whatever the hell they want , but you hit her again , and you will regret . she was supposed to be shipped out tonight with other girl . now we have to wait for those bruises to heal . vlad : there 's a new shipment of product next week , boss . uri : she better be ready . you know what to do . once we get her hooked , she 'll stop fighting and do whatever we want her to do . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] adam : hey . i love you son . i always will . dixie : thank you . [ both chuckling ] dixie : come on . adam : [ smooches ] dixie : come on . [ chuckles ] jr : dad .
it 's the next morning , and adam and bianca are talking about miranda . aj tries to get miranda up for school . brooke visits celia at bramwell hall , where they talk about pete . jesse and zach are still looking for cassandra . we meet cassandra 's captors . bianca receives an apology from miranda , who wants to change schools . adam tells aj that he 's been suspended .
[ previously_on ] aidan : will you marry me ? kendall : lena is lying to you . she is working with michael cambias . they 're lovers . erica : chris is going after whoever it was who shot you . [ scene_break ] edmund : maddie ! maddie ! maddie ! maddie ! maddie , where are you ? maddie ! erica : okay , let 's not talk about chris anymore , all right ? because you 're going to find out that he 's not the one who shot you just as soon as the police find out who did . oh , derek ? hi . what perfect timing . is it good news ? did you find the man who did this to jack ? derek : not yet , but we 're working on it , i promise . as requested . jack : thanks . erica : oh , no , wait a minute . you did n't bring jack work , did you ? i mean , he 's in no condition -- derek : no , it 's not work , it 's -- jack : it 's a favor . thank you , buddy . derek : my pleasure . good luck . jack : thanks . erica : jack , i mean it . you just had a bullet taken out of your chest . forget about work . you have assistants . delegate work . jack : yeah , well , this is one case that i have to plead myself . erica : jack , come on . what case could possibly be this important ? jack : us . here . open this . erica : oh , jack . are these wedding rings ? jack : yeah . they come in his and hers , you know ? i got yours to match the engagement ring i bought you . erica : it 's beautiful . they 're beautiful . jack : oh , good . i 'm glad you like it . erica : but , jack , could n't this have waited until you were on your feet ? jack : no . i do n't want to wait anymore , erica . i want to marry you today . [ scene_break ] kendall : what in the hell did you hit me for ? bianca : i finally have somebody great in my life , and i 'm not going to let you poison it with your lies . kendall : bianca , i 'm not lying to you . lena is using you . she targeted you and enchantment -- bianca : kendall , you do n't know anything about her ! kendall : yes , i do . lena and i have a lot in common . bianca , your girlfriend is sleeping with my boyfriend . [ scene_break ] [ lena gasps ] lena : michael . michael : did you get it ? did you get into the safe ? lena : yes . michael : oh ! finally , that miracle in a jar is mine . lena , this is going to make us billions . oh . [ scene_break ] maria : oh , my god . i do n't -- i do n't even know what to say , aidan . aidan : do n't -- do n't say anything . just listen . i 've never in my life felt like i belonged anywhere . i never had a home of my own . maria : but you want one now ? aidan : i have one now . i have you . you 're my heart . you 're everything . you taught me how to love . and it will take a lifetime to repay it , but i 'm going to try . maria : oh , my god , aidan . aidan : let me spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you 've made me . marry me , maureen . [ scene_break ] edmund : maddie ! maddie ! maddie ! maddie . maddie . maddie . oh ! edmund : are you okay ? those loud noises -- did they scare you ? maddie : he had a gun . a real gun . [ scene_break ] maggie : do n't stop . henry : i do n't want you to hear it till it 's done . it 's kind of for you . maggie : you 're writing a song for me ? henry : it seemed like it kind of wrote itself . maggie : oh , that 's so sweet . really . you know , i almost forgot , i have something for you , too . it 's not as impressive as writing a song for someone , but it 's a new guitar strap because your old one is looking pretty sad . henry : aw , thank you . i love it . maggie : good . henry : i love you . maggie : can you say that again ? henry : i will . i 'm working on a new way . maggie : well , hurry up . henry : hey , do you want speed or perfection , huh ? wait , i 'm kind of stuck on one part . what rhymes with `` maggie `` besides `` baggy `` and `` saggy `` and `` waggy `` ? maggie : hey , hey , hey -- you can do better than that . henry : i plan to , okay ? maggie : yeah . henry : come here . henry : you ready to study ? maggie : oh , please . you think my mind is on o - chem right now ? henry : well , is n't that why you wanted to meet me here ? maggie : no . actually , prof. stevens called me in . henry : here ? what for ? maggie : i do n't know . she did n't say . henry : oh , man . she 's going to nail me for cheating . [ scene_break ] bianca : lena is not cheating on me . she would n't . not with michael cambias , not with anybody . kendall : bianca , i wish that were true . i do . but the only reason that lena is with you is because michael told her to seduce you . bianca : what ? kendall : lena was following orders . bianca : i do n't believe you . kendall : listen to me , okay ? lena has been working with michael since she came to pine valley . he got her that job at enchantment . she 's his spy there . bianca : that is ridiculous and completely lame . it 's a cosmetics company , not the national security agency . kendall : bianca , you know that enchantment is getting a new product that 's going to be worth a fortune . bianca : yeah , boyd 's anti - aging cream . so what ? kendall : so -- so michael tried to use me to get the formula out of boyd . when i failed , he sent lena to seduce it out of you . bianca : oh , you know what , kendall ? shut your filthy mouth , okay ? if you say one more word against lena , i swear to you , you 're going to be the one needing a hospital . [ scene_break ] lena : i 'm afraid your celebration is premature . the formula was n't in the safe . erica must be taking extra precautions with it . michael : oh , damn it . you know , you -- you better not be holding out on me . one call to the polish authorities , your mother 's in prison before you can board a plane . lena : michael , if i could get you the formula , i would . we could stop this sick game , and i would n't have to look at your face again . michael : you never used to think our games were sick until you got tangled up with little baby kane . lena : do n't . michael : you better not forget who 's calling the shots here . now , i 've got another job for you . and this time , you 'd better succeed . [ scene_break ] jack : honey , i know you wanted a big ceremony and the designer dress and everything -- erica : well , palmer wants to walk me down the aisle . jack : well , palmer is going to get his chance , believe me . because when i get out of here , i 'm going to throw you the biggest , most lavish wedding ceremony that pine valley has ever seen . but right now all i want to do is hear you say `` i do . `` erica : jack -- jack , you 're tiring yourself out . jack : i 'm fine . erica : no , no , you 're not . you really have to rest . oh , my god . jack : what ? erica : jack , you 're not -- you 're not dying , are you ? i mean , is that why you want to marry me so soon ? jack : no , sweetheart , i 'm not dying . erica : because your doctors assured me that you were going to pull through , but you do have to rest . jack : listen to me . i 'm not asking you to marry me because i 'm dying . i 'm asking you to marry me because i love you with all my heart and because , my god , have n't i -- have n't we waited long enough ? erica : oh , boy . your doctors told me when they brought you in that you may never be the same . jack : what , are you worried that that bullet affected my brain ? [ erica laughs ] jack : you know , i remember everything you said to me when i was in postop . i heard it , and i remember -- i remember you saying that you wished you 'd had the courage to listen to your heart . erica : you actually heard that ? jack : yeah . you know what else ? i think maybe that 's what brought me back to you . i want you to do something for me . i want you to listen to your heart now . is it telling you to wait for white doves and the 500 guests at the reception ? or is it telling you to choose love right now and do n't waste another second ? erica : oh , jack , i wo n't make you wait any longer . let 's do it . let 's get married today . jack : all right . [ phone rings ] jack : oh . if that 's judge horowitz telling me he 's got to cancel , i 'll kill him . do you mind ? erica : i do n't mind . there you go . jack : jack montgomery . yeah , right here . it 's for you . erica : hello ? lena : erica , i 'm so glad i found you . [ scene_break ] edmund : are you sure you 're all right ? you 're not hurt ? edmund : come here , baby . mia : oh . oh , god . oh . you found her . thank god . is she okay ? are you okay ? edmund : i think so . mia : oh , god . that noise -- that was n't a car backfiring , was it ? edmund : maddie says she saw a man with a gun . mia : oh , god . edmund : it 's okay , sweetie . it 's okay . it 's all right . nothing 's going to happen to you . daddy 's here , okay ? call 911 . mia : yeah . mia : hi . yeah , i have an emergency . there 's a man with a gun in memorial park . i do n't know . two shots were fired . my friend 's daughter saw him . i do n't know . yeah , we 're at the south entrance by the -- by the grove of trees . no , not hurt , no . just very scared . okay . please , hurry . okay , the police are on their way . i think they 're sending emts . edmund : okay , good . mia : okay . maddie : i think i 'm going to be sick . edmund : come on , take some deep breaths , sweetie , okay ? deep breaths . that 's it . that 's it . okay . okay , darling . mia : maddie , it 's okay . it 's okay . the police are going to catch the man , okay ? edmund : yeah . do you think you can tell us what happened ? you said you saw a man with a gun , right ? did you -- did you see him shoot the gun ? was anybody hurt ? maddie : the other man . i -- i think he 's dead ! [ scene_break ] aidan : i know this is -- this is a lot to take in , maureen . maria : i -- i just -- i guess i just never expected it . aidan : i 'm pushing too hard , are n't i ? maria : no , no , you 're not at all . i -- oh , aidan , i love you , and you know how much i love you . and everything you just said about never having a home and not feeling like you belonged anywhere -- that 's exactly how i feel because i 've been on the run all my life . i mean , my life that i remember , anyway . and i -- aidan , you are the first person who 's made me feel safe . and i will love you forever for that . aidan : but ? maria : i 'm just wondering why this is all happening so fast . you 're packing us up , you want to move us out of here , and suddenly you 're proposing . why all the urgency ? aidan : well , you know jackson montgomery was -- was shot . maria : are you afraid that maybe the shooter knows who you are and knows that you were working with jack ? are we in some sort of danger or something ? aidan : no , no . no , it -- it just puts things in perspective . look , i know i want to be with you now . and there 's no doubt in my mind that i want to be with you forever . maria : and i want that , too . i really want that , too . but you remember that i felt this way , supposedly , about edmund at one time . aidan : well , i thought we both said we were n't going to let that get in the way of us . maria : no , i do n't want it to get in the way , but what if it does ? what if i -- what if i do remember being maria ? and what is that going to do to us ? i mean , what -- i mean , where does that put us ? aidan , i would n't even know what name to put on the marriage certificate , maureen or maria . aidan : it does n't matter . the only thing that matters is that we 're together . and we ca n't predict the future , maureen . no one can . i could get knocked over by a bus tomorrow . maria : no , my god , do n't even say that . aidan : this world is an uncertain place , especially now . i mean , i 'm not going to live my life waiting for the sky to fall in . i 'm certain of one thing , and that 's you . maria : that 's what i 'm certain of , too . aidan : well , then marry me . end all these years of running . oh , i know it 's scary . i do . i know it 's scary . but life is full of chances . take one with me . marry me . [ scene_break ] kendall : look , bianca , i know how much this hurts , okay , but it 's only going to get worse if this thing with lena continues . bianca : `` this thing with lena `` ? she cares about me . kendall : are you sure about that ? i mean , think about it , bianca . has lena ever acted weird ? has she ever tried to gain access where she does n't belong ? bianca : no . she 's not using me . kendall : well , i said the same thing about michael . bianca : you know , kendall , do n't compare lena to your boyfriend the corporate raider . kendall : oh , you know what ? this is completely useless . i would n't listen , either , when everyone tried to warn me about michael . i was in love and it felt so good , i did n't -- bianca : you know what , kendall , do n't compare me to you , either . kendall : why not ? more than anything , we both want someone to love us , to believe in us . maybe -- maybe that need to be loved -- maybe we inherited that from our mother . [ scene_break ] erica : tell me , lena , what is michael cambias up to now ? lena : there 's been a run on enchantment stock . he 's buying it through dummy corporations , but i 'm sure that cambias is behind it . erica , he 's trying to take over your company . erica : well , yes , lena , i 'm -- i 'm aware of that . but as you know , there 's no need for us to be concerned about that because the way we 've set it up is that once cambias buys enough stock , the price will drop significantly , and he 'll realize that he has been wasting his time as well as his money . lena : yes , of course , you 're right . he 'll never expect the poison pill i put in place . erica : exactly . what would i do without you , lena ? lena : i 'm just doing my job . erica : and you do it so well . really . okay , then i will see you back at the office . thank you . oh , god . please let kendall get through to bianca before bianca loses her heart to that scheming witch . jack : well , i tell you what , i never thought i 'd see the day that you 'd need kendall hart for anything . erica : i do n't love the idea . i 'm not happy about it , believe me . jack : you know what , erica ? it seems like you 've got a pretty full plate right now . erica : i do . but i still want to marry you . and as soon as that judge shows up , i 'm going to get bianca over here . that 'll keep her out of the clutches of that traitor . jack : for what , maybe an hour ? erica : that woman can not get her claws into my daughter . i just ca n't allow that . jack , is n't there something that you can do ? something ? i mean , ca n't you arrest michael cambias ? jack : i 'd love to . but we ca n't prove that he 's broken any laws , sweetheart . erica : i know . i know you 're right . and -- and i 'm just playing into his hands by getting so worked up , but i realize that now . i -- i should just forget about michael cambias and lena and just focus on us . jack : i ca n't tell you how much i love you for wanting that . but you 've got a major crisis on your hands . when we get married , i do n't want you to be distracted on our wedding day . erica : what are you saying ? jack : i 'm saying i 'm going to call judge hurwitz and i 'm going to cancel . i 'm going to postpone our wedding , and i want you to get out of here and go kick michael cambias lena kundera 's collective butts . erica : are you sure ? jack : i am positive . erica : oh , jack , you are the most understanding , most thoughtful man on the planet . jack : you can kiss me . it does n't hurt . [ erica laughs ] jack : ooh , maybe a little . listen , just knowing that you 're ready to say `` i do `` -- that 's going to keep me going , but not for too long . erica : oh , jack montgomery , i am going to marry you before too long . and when i do , you are going to be the only person on my mind . i promise . [ scene_break ] edmund : how is she ? paramedic : well , she has no visible injuries , and her vitals are well within the normal limits . edmund : she said she was feeling sick to her stomach . paramedic : well , she could be going into shock . we 'll get her to the hospital and we 'll get her checked out . edmund : okay , thanks . mia : did you hear that , maddie ? you are going to get to ride in an ambulance . maybe they 'll even turn on the sirens for you , huh ? edmund : could you do me a favor ? can you check on my friend ? she hurt her ankle . mia : no , do n't worry about me . i 'm fine . edmund : just let him look at you . paramedic : let 's take a look . edmund : thanks . derek : look , i want every entrance closed . interview anybody in the park this afternoon . i want witnesses . edmund , can you tell me what you saw ? edmund : i did n't see anything , derek . just -- i just heard some shots . derek : how many ? edmund : two . derek : where was maddie ? edmund : she was playing hide - and - seek over there . derek : hey , sweetie peetie , i hear you saw a man with a gun . can you tell me about him ? edmund : she 's not ready right now , okay , to talk . they said she may be in shock . can this wait a bit ? derek : look , edmund , we got no body , we got no shooter . we just got maddie 's word that there was a gun . i need to know exactly what she saw . edmund : derek , she 's been traumatized ! would you just -- just back off , okay ? maddie : daddy . edmund : yes , sweetie . sweetie , i 'm right here . it 's okay . it 's okay . i 'm right here . so is mia . mia : maddie , you do n't have to do anything that you do n't want to do , sweetie . maddie : i do n't want you ! i want mommy ! [ scene_break ] aidan : i understand . you do n't have to say anything . maria : aidan , you know , you 're the one who 's actually made me see that i can have a future . it 's you . you 're the one who -- you made me believe that we can really make each other happy . aidan : sorry , i -- i do n't understand . what are you saying ? maria : i 'm saying yes . aidan : you 're saying yes ? maria : oh , yeah . aidan : say that again . maria : i was saying yes . aidan : oh , my god , you had me going there . maria : i am saying yes ! of course , yes ! aidan : oh , baby ! maria : of course . i love you . where 's the ring ? where is that ring ? it 's gorgeous . aidan : it 's here . maria : i 'm sorry -- [ phone rings ] aidan : oh , no , no , do n't get it . i do n't want to share this day with anyone . maria : oh . well , in case it 's important , let me just get it really quick . i 'll answer it really quick , i 'll get off , and then we 're going to spend the rest of the day celebrating . okay ? [ ring ] aidan : yeah . maria : hello ? edmund : maureen ? it 's edmund . maria : hey , what 's wrong ? you do n't sound so good . edmund : it 's maddie . she -- she saw something in the park . maria : what happened ? edmund : there was a shooting . maria : oh , my god . oh , my god . is she okay ? edmund : i think so . we 're just going to take her to the hospital just to be sure . but she 's asking for you . maria : okay . tell her that i will be there immediately , and tell her that i love her so much , and -- okay , i 'm on my way , all right ? bye . aidan : what happened ? is it maddie ? maria : it 's maddie , and we 've got to go to the hospital . and i 'll just -- aidan : then i 'll drive . i 'll take you there , okay ? maria : i 'll fill you in on the way . aidan : all right . [ scene_break ] maggie : there 's no way that prof. stevens could know that -- henry : that i copied off your midterm ? maggie : henry , you knew all of the -- all of those answers . you knew them as well as i did . henry : look , it 's still cheating . maggie : if prof. stevens knew anything about the midterm , she would 've called you on it when you first got your test back . okay , and she would n't have asked to see me . she would 've asked for you . henry : then why did she call you ? maggie : i do n't know . i thought it was because there was a summer research program opening up . henry : did you apply ? maggie : well , of course i did . did n't you ? what ? do you think that she 's going to choose me over you ? henry : no , that 's not -- no . look , i hope you get what you want . look , i have to go . i have a class . maggie : are you okay ? henry : yeah . maggie : you sure ? henry : yeah . maggie : okay , then , you know , you should come back after class because we really do need to study . henry : okay . we will . it 's a date . maggie : okay . henry : okay . maggie : hurry back . shambala : good . you 're here . maggie : yes , i am very prompt . and that 's important for a research assistant , right ? shambala : research assistant ? maggie : yes . is n't that why you called me here ? shambala : no , it 's not , maggie . this is about the midterm . i have serious questions about your exam . [ scene_break ] joe : her heart rate is elevated and she 's very anxious . i 'd like to give her a mild sedative just to calm her down . edmund : okay , if you think that 's best . joe : yeah . maddie : mommy . i want mommy . edmund : okay , i 'll tell you what , sweetheart -- i 'll call her again , all right ? and in the meantime , dr. joe 's going to give you a little medicine to make you feel better , huh ? maddie : will it taste bad ? joe : nah . no , it 'll be fine . maddie : okay . joe : she 'll be in good hands . edmund : thanks . maria : edmund , how is she ? where 's maddie ? edmund : she 's -- she 's in there right now with dr. joe . maria : she 's okay ? i mean , there 's nothing -- they did n't find anything wrong with her , right ? edmund : she 's a little shaky and they gave her something to make her calm down . she 'll be okay physically . maria : okay . thank god . [ scene_break ] bianca : if lena wanted boyd 's formula , she could 've gotten it straight from him . she did n't need to go through me . kendall : well , maybe boyd turned her down like he did to me , so then michael sent her after you . i mean , come on , bianca , you 're close with erica , you 're close with boyd . you could give lena far more access to enchantment . bianca : but she 's never asked me for anything . kendall : but she will . this is why i 'm trying to warn you . bianca : why ? what 's in this for you , kendall ? i mean , you do n't care if i give away enchantment secrets . kendall : it 's not enchantment i 'm concerned about . bianca : right . so , since when are you concerned with my feelings ? kendall : it 's -- it 's too complicated to get into it now , okay ? but trust me , i 'm telling you this for your own good . bianca : you know what ? now you sound like my mother . kendall : our mother . bianca : so this is what that 's about , huh ? you 're jealous . you just ca n't bear to see me happy . you 're just such a cruel and vicious excuse for a human being that you -- erica : bianca , stop ! kendall is just trying to save you . [ scene_break ] lena : erica is convinced that the poison pill i set up is going to stop you . michael : you 'd better not give her any reason to believe otherwise . lena : michael , i 'm not about to compromise my mother 's safety to save erica kane . michael : good . good . lena : now will you go ? michael : oh , you 're in such a hurry to get rid of me . you know , i remember there was a time when you -- you know , you wanted me to take it slow . lena : well , too bad you never did . michael : hmm . so what do you think erica did with boyd 's formula ? lena : i have no idea . michael : well , what about her penthouse ? does she have a safe in there ? lena : how should i know ? michael : well , i think you should get in there , scope it out . lena : michael , i 'm an employee . i do n't have access to erica 's private home . michael : yeah , well , bianca does . i 'm sure your little lover will let you in . [ scene_break ] bianca : oh , my god . you put her up to this , did n't you ? you two are double- teaming me . erica : i asked kendall to speak to you about lena , yes . bianca : so what did she offer you , kendall ? forgiveness ? a place in her heart ? do n't hold your breath because it ai n't happening . kendall : i 'm not doing this for erica 's approval . okay , bianca ? the only thing erica and i have in common is wanting to protect you . bianca : you know , i honestly can not believe that you would team up with kendall to do this . i mean , are you so unable to accept who i am that you would make a deal with the devil just to split me and lena up ? erica : hey , sweetheart , if you meet a woman who really cares about you , who really were to love you , i would accept that . i would embrace that , i promise you . but lena -- lena is using you . bianca : says who ? says -- says kendall ? kendall : bianca , it 's true . she was working with michael way before she ever came to pine valley . erica : and , honey , to tell you the truth , i do n't even think that lena is really gay . i think she 's just pretending to be gay so she can get close to you . bianca : you know what , mom ? i have news for you . lena is not pretending . i would 've noticed when we spent the night together last night . lena is most definitely gay and she loves me , which is more than i can say about you . [ scene_break ] edmund : i tell you what , when i heard those gunshots and i could n't find maddie -- maria : where was she ? edmund : she was hidden behind some trees . > from what she could tell us , she saw the shooter . maria : okay , but he did n't see her . she was hidden , right ? edmund : i do n't know . maria : okay . can i just see her , please ? edmund : yeah , sure . maria : i just want to hold her . i just want to -- edmund : that 's a good idea . maria : honey , this might take a while , okay ? aidan : yeah , of course . of course . i 'm going to go and check on the investigation and see what i can find out . edmund : i appreciate that . maria : thank you . thank you . i love you . aidan : i love you , too . see you . maddie : mommy ! maria : hi . hi , my sweetheart . oh , thank god you are okay . thank god you 're all right . i love you . joe : the sedative should begin working very soon . i 'd like to admit maddie so we can monitor her . edmund : okay , sure . thanks , joe . joe : yeah . maddie : i saw a really scary man . maria : yeah , i know , honey . i know . daddy was just telling me all about it . it 's okay , sweetie . [ scene_break ] mia : i guess mommies are the best medicine , huh ? edmund : yeah , sometimes . how you feeling ? mia : oh , i 'm great . i 'm just -- this is nothing . i just have to wobble around on these crutches for a little while . but it 's no big deal . it 's fine . edmund : no , it is a big deal to me . you hurt yourself trying to get to maddie . mia : no , i did n't . it 's -- it 's nothing . edmund : do you know how incredible you are ? mia : yes . edmund : i mean it . thank you . [ scene_break ] maria : so you had a pretty scary day , huh ? maddie : the man with the gun looked really mean . maria : i 'll bet . well , it 's a good thing that you were hiding and he did n't see you . maddie : but i did n't hide till after he left . maria : what do you mean ? what do you mean ? did the man see you ? maddie : and he did what sometimes sammy does , even when daddy tells him not to . maria : what 's that ? what did the man do ? maddie : sometimes sammy pretends he has a gun and he points it right at me , and he 's not supposed to . maria : honey , are you saying that the man pointed the gun at you ? it 's okay . [ scene_break ] maggie : is -- is there something wrong with the midterm ? shambala : i have to say i am incredibly disappointed . i had hoped that you would at least be honest . maggie : i -- i do n't understand what 's wrong . i -- shambala : you and henry answered every question identically . maggie : well -- well , yes , we 're partners . we did all of the labs together , we studied for hours . believe me , we knew those answers cold going into that midterm . shambala : well , if that 's the case , then why did you feel the need to copy your answers off of henry 's exam ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry . i tried to get through to her . erica : it 's not your fault . it 's lena 's -- lena 's and michael cambias . kendall : well , i 've been where she is , and i know she 's going to get her heart crushed . [ scene_break ] lena : i will not use bianca that way again . michael : would you rather your mother go to prison , hmm ? you wormed your way into bianca 's life . getting into her mommy 's inner sanctum should n't be much of a challenge . lena : i hate you . michael : well , that hurts . get me what i want , you 'll never have to see me again . i 'll be waiting , darling . [ scene_break ] derek : i want a full sweep of the area . there 's got to be shell casings or something . none of the uniforms came up with anything on canvass ? officer : not yet . derek : all right . [ sirens ] aidan : lt . frye . derek : aidan devane . aidan : you were tracking me at the -- at the bus station . derek : waste of my time , as it turns out . jack montgomery tells me you 're working with us . aidan : yeah . i 'm helping him out on a case . is there -- do you know what went down here ? derek : what 's your interest ? aidan : the little girl , maddie grey . i 'm a good friend of her mother 's , who is very worried about her daughter . did you find any evidence of a shooting ? derek : we found some fresh blood on the ground . we 'll have it analyzed , see if we can match the d.n.a . , and there may have been a drag mark . aidan : but no body ? derek : no , and no shooter , either . aidan : well , somebody must have heard something , surely , or seen -- derek : plenty of people heard something , but there was only one witness . maddie grey . [ scene_break ] maria : honey , are you sure that the man with the gun actually saw you ? maddie : uh - huh . he looked right at me , but then daddy called and the bad man took the dead man away . maria : oh , my god . okay . okay , well , that 's all over now , sweetheart . okay ? and he 's gone and he ca n't get to you , so why do n't you -- why do n't you just take a little nap and i 'm going to be right here . i 'm just going to run outside for a quick second and go tell your daddy what you told me . okay ? maddie : okay . maria : take a little nap ? maddie : okay . maria : i love you . good girl . [ scene_break ] edmund : how 's maddie ? maria : she 's okay . she 's taking a nap right now , but you 're not going to believe what she just told me . she was n't hiding that whole time . the shooter actually saw her . he knows she witnessed the murder . [ next_on ] bianca : did you think that i would n't find out that you 're having an affair ? boyd : if you 're going to take michael down , i want in . maggie : you 're going to kick me out of school , are n't you ? flanders : hey !
edmund catches up to maddy in the park . he is thankful she 's ok and asks her what happened . she says something about a shooter and someone being hurt , but does n't want to talk more about it . mia comforts her and calls the police . derek questions maddy , but sees that she 's in shock . they take her to the hospital . after some hesitation , maria finally says yes to aidan 's proposal . just as they 're about to go celebrate , edmund calls maria . he tells her about maddy , and maria and aidan rush out for the hospital immediately . kendall tries to convince bianca that lena is working with michael . bianca does n't believe her and accuses her of being selfish . erica defends kendall and tells bianca they 're just trying to look out for her . bianca does n't understand her mother 's new found compassion for kendall and walks off . after showing erica the wedding bands , jackson says he 's willing to wait till she resolves the michael and lena situation . michael is in lena 's room , instructing her on their new plan . he wants lena to get access to erica 's apartment . bianca catches michael coming out of lena 's hotel room . maggie 's o - chem professor accuses her of cheating off of henry . she says their answers were identical . maria comforts maddy . maddy tells her she saw the shooter , and he pointed the gun at her . maria rushes out to tell edmund that maddy is witness to the shooting at the park . they fear for her safety . while they 're busy talking , a disguised flanders enters maddy 's room .
j.r. : oh , my god . [ at fusion 's construction zone , j.r. is horrified to see that his trap has ensnared his good friend , kendall , instead of his wife . ] j.r. : oh , no . not you . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . tell me that kendall is safe . ryan : she 's away from madden . erica : yes , i know . i mean , that 's the one decent thing that zach managed to do . but i need to see her face , ryan . i really need to see for myself that she 's ok . where is she ? ryan : that , i do n't know . erica : i -- i ca n't take this . i mean , lily is alone and lost in new york , and kendall may still be under greg madden 's influence ? i mean , the monster is obsessed . ryan : the doc might have other things on his mind . erica : what do you mean ? ryan : dixie martin is connected to greg madden somehow . erica : dixie martin ? gone all this time and she and greg madden -- well , that 's insane . ryan : yeah , well , we passed insane about a mile back , and it 's not about to get any better . [ scene_break ] dixie : i 'd like my purse back , please . [ zach hands dixie her purse back but keeps holding the handgun . ] dixie : and everything that was in it . zach : eesh . including the bullets ? dixie : now , please ? thank you . [ zach hands dixie the gun . ] zach : plan on using it ? dixie : i plan on putting it in greg madden 's face and saying , `` tell me where my daughter is or die . `` zach : all right . good luck with that . [ scene_break ] aidan : i put some photographs in your inbox , so circulate them and get back to me . tad : was that about lily ? aidan : oh . a blonde fitting the same description turned out to be the building dog walker . tad : hmm . sorry to hear that . just stay on top of it . something will turn up . you keep me posted . aidan : why , where are you going ? have you got a new client ? tad : yeah -- me . got to figure out what the hell dixie has been doing with the last four years of her life . aidan : do you know how busy i am right now ? ca n't you just hold on a minute ? tad : oh , i 'm sorry , fish and chips . seems to me i 've waited long enough . fact is if i 'd stayed on this thing before , had n't let di sidetrack me , my family would be a hell of a lot better off . j.r. would be in one piece , i could 've given him the information and just moved on . stop looking at me like we never met before . what the hell 's wrong with you ? you do n't like the way i dress ? it 's your shirt . what 's wrong ? tad : you . di : me . tad : just the woman i want to see . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , my god . kendall ? are you ok ? it was n't supposed to be you . talk to me , damn it ! [ j.r. removes some of the construction material that he had knocked down off kendall 's lifeless body and starts to move her . ] babe : j.r. ? oh , my god . j.r. : we got to get you help . we got to get you out of here . babe : j.r. , no , no , no , no . do n't , you could hurt her . j.r. : well , we ca n't just leave her here , babe ! babe : j.r. , please -- you have to leave her be . she could be hurt , her spine . j.r. : why did she get hurt ? why did she have to get hurt like that ? is she -- is she hurt -- babe : no , no . no , no , she 's alive , she 's alive . somebody help us , please ! honey , take your jacket off . you 've got to keep her warm , so she does n't go into shock . please do n't let us be too late . please , we 're in here ! simone : my god , what is all -- babe : kendall , can you hear me ? simone : kendall ? oh , god ! babe : call 911 now . simone : oh , my god ! my god ! babe : hey , kendall . [ scene_break ] di : i never expected a welcome like that . i hoped -- a girl has to hope . tad : yeah , you go ahead and do that . knock yourself out . in the meantime , i need to pick your brain about every single thing you remember about your sister . di : oh . oh , this is n't about me . it 's about dixie -- that sounds familiar . tad : yeah , i guess you 're just going to have to be offended on your own time . right now , i 'm stuck having to reconstruct the last four years of dixie 's life , which means where she was , what she was doing , and who she was with . di : why she stayed away ? tad : something like that . di : well , do n't you think if i knew , i would 've told you by now ? aidan : yeah , right . like the same way you mentioned that dixie was still alive ? tad : no , no , no , no , no , no . wait -- no , no , no , no . you did n't hear ? you did n't ? she did n't mention it . she let us find out the hard way . aidan : that 's my mistake . di : you two are adorable . what -- how -- how am i supposed to know where dixie was ? tad : well , let 's start at the beginning . i seem to remember a conversation about you seeing dixie in a café in europe , locking eyes with your dead sister across a crowded room ? something like that , right ? di : yeah . tad , right after that , i came back to the states . tad : mm - hmm . di : and since i did n't get any post cards from dixie while i was in prison , i guess i got a little bit out of her loop . tad : whatever . i do n't care . i want to know everything there is to remember about that conversation you had in europe and any subsequent contact you had with dixie thereafter , and i 'm talking about people , i 'm talking about places and itineraries . di : oh , `` itineraries , `` tad ? are you kidding me ? aidan : fyi , i do n't think that 's tad 's amused face . tad : it 's not . now , you do n't want to talk about europe , that 's fine with me . let 's talk about christmas . you remember christmas , when you snuck off to have a little `` me `` time ? how did you know where to find dixie then , huh ? did she write you , did she call you ? did she text you in code ? di : ok -- tad , too many late - night movies have worked your head . you guys want to give me the third degree , why do n't you -- why do n't you pat me down ? i might be wearing a wire . aidan : you know , guys , as fun as this is , i think i 'll be better off getting a thousand paper cuts organizing the filing cabinet . di : you chased your own partner off . tad : i 'll live . di : hmm . tad : it 's no joke . you 're going to give me your help . di : you know -- hey , hey , have we met ? do i -- do i look familiar at all ? tad : right now , you look like the only lead i 've got . di : oh , a lead ? not the woman you proposed to ? tad : no -- not at all . di : like hell i am not . you want answers , tad ? well , get in line , because -- because i want some , too . and i 'm not leaving here until i get them . [ scene_break ] dixie : what 's that supposed to mean ? `` good luck with that `` ? you do n't think i have the nerve ? zach : oh , no , you 're no blushing flower . i know that firsthand . dixie : if he does n't tell me where my daughter is , i will pull the trigger . zach : no regrets ? dixie : it 's what he deserves . zach : but -- but if you shoot him , then -- i do n't know . your logic does n't make a lot of sense . dixie : i 'm not going to kill him , zach . i did n't say i was going to kill him . i 'm just going to , like , you know , shoot him in the leg . zach : oh , shoot him in the leg . sure , just cause him some pain . dixie : yeah , i 'm just going to hurt him . i 'm going to make him talk . zach : yeah , sure . or make him laugh -- dixie : oh . zach : when you do 10 - 20 in a federal penitentiary for assault with a deadly weapon . what about kate ? if she finds you , she 's going to have to visit you in prison ? dixie : you know , i really do n't like you sometimes . you 're such a pain . zach : i know . but i also know that you ca n't get what you want with that . [ scene_break ] erica : dixie martin and greg madden ? how could they possibly be connected ? ryan : something big enough she could n't tell me . erica : why not ? ryan : i mean , greg drags people into his private hell without any warning . you know that better than anybody . whatever he did to her -- erica : which is what ? and i do n't want conjecture -- i really just want facts . i want to bury that sob greg madden with a mountain of facts . that means dixie needs to talk . ryan : well , she 's not ready to talk . erica : oh , fine . i 'll give her five minutes . ryan : ok , slow down . erica : ryan , my daughter 's entire future is at stake here . ryan : i understand , i understand . i 'm just saying what about what dixie 's got on the line here ? what -- what if her secret about madden is something like yours ? then we go public , and by doing that , we do to dixie what -- what you do n't want done to you . [ scene_break ] greg : no , let me know if you hear anything about our missing guest . all right . amanda : look , i 'm sorry . i did n't know that she -- woman : did n't know your mother 's a homicidal maniac ? who does n't know janet dillon 's insane ? my father died in that explosion . how can you show your face in this town ? in the hospital ? greg : is something wrong here ? woman : this -- this thing -- she 's here to kill your patients just like her mother killed my father . greg : i 'm sorry for your loss , but sometimes grief can make us do horrible things . we lash out at the wrong people , at innocent people like my receptionist here . i 'm sure when you feel more like yourself , you 'll understand you made a mistake . nurse ? will you help me with this woman , please ? would you like some tea or something until you feel well enough to go ? woman : my father -- he 's gone . greg : nurse , now , please . julia : take this woman away from you ? my pleasure . please , come with me . greg : are you ok ? amanda : look , i 'm not here to hurt anyone , ok ? i 'm not like my mother , i swear to you . greg : you do n't have to apologize or convince me . you 're not your mother . her crimes are not yours . amanda : you 're wrong . they 're always going to be mine -- that girl 's father , my father ? i should 've stopped my mother , and i did n't . if i 'd never come to pine valley , her dad would still be alive . my father might still -- greg : amanda , you came to pine valley for a reason . it may not be the reason that you first thought , but you have your whole life ahead of you . you have two choices -- you either live it with a purpose and make a difference , or else you run off and you hide in shame . now , what 's it going to be ? [ scene_break ] erin : hey . j.r. : kendall ? kendall , can you hear me ? damn it , babe -- what idiots did you put in charge of this construction ? erin : how 's her pulse ? babe : it 's weak . i can barely even feel it . where the heck is that ambulance ? j.r. : did you hear me ? all this stuff , all -- all this equipment ? who 's responsible for this ? babe : oh , my god . oh , my god , look where her hands are -- on the baby . erin : oh , my -- to protect it . the baby -- baby kendall ? kendall , it 's going to be ok , all right ? just hang on . babe : god , please let them both be ok . hey . [ scene_break ] erica : look , what i want is greg madden destroyed , i want my daughter safe , and i want josh protected . ryan : and we will do our best on all fronts , but we have to do it without dixie . i mean , we ca n't just expose her secret out to the universe and her family . erica : `` dixie `` this and `` dixie `` that . i mean , why are you suddenly so worried about dixie , and why is she suddenly so worried about her family ? i mean , she ran off . she let them think she was dead . oh . oh . is -- is that why her cause appeals to you , because of the birds - of - a - feather thing ? ryan : dixie and i are not a team , erica . we 're not , like , in a club with a secret handshake . we do n't know what her involvement with madden was . we do n't know how that 'll affect tad and j.r. are you willing to take that chance ? erica : look , i want dixie to get over herself . and , of course , i care about tad and j.r. the same way i care about you , ryan . but i will do anything to save my daughter . [ scene_break ] babe : we are going to take care of you , kendall . you and me -- we are going to make that playroom happen , ok ? erin : i 'd love to help . i 'm great with a paintbrush . babe : it is going to be just perfect for your baby -- you 'll see . hold on . simone : emts are on their way . erin : did you tell them that she 's -- simone : pregnant , unconscious , and heavy junk is everywhere . is n't there something that we should do ? babe : no , i 'm afraid to even move her just a little bit . we could make it worse . erin : the baby just changes everything . [ babe sighs ] j.r. : oh , kendall , why ? simone : no one is stronger than you . no one fights harder . do that , kendall . you fight dirty if you have to . [ siren ] simone : just live . babe : oh . j.r. : how did this happen to you ? erin : please come faster . simone : i 'm right here , honey . erin : come faster , come faster . it 's going to be ok . j.r. : they 're going to take care of you , kendall . erin : you can do this . [ scene_break ] dixie : you know , when i met you in the cemetery , you were still a jerk , but you were -- you were a little compassionate , you know ? you had actual emotions . was that because i was a stranger ? i mean , once you get to know somebody , you just , you know , all shut down , mr. logic up the yin - yang ? why are you here ? are n't you married ? where 's your wife ? how does she stand you ? zach : you got to ask her . she claims to like me . dixie : you just do n't get it , you know ? my entire family hates me , and they have every right to . what i did to them was awful . and they do n't even know the rest . zach : ok , well , then -- then maybe you should tell them . dixie : what do i tell them ? they think i 'm a criminal . telling them that i 've lost my daughter is n't exactly going to redeem me . what -- i tell them that kate 's alive , maybe , but i do n't know where she is ? or i tell tad that he 's never going to hold his daughter or get to love her or tell j.r. that he 'll never see his sister ? oh , no , i tell them that -- that some crazy doctor knows where she is . that 's going to go over really well . no , look , he took her from me . i 'm going to get her back , or i will kill him . zach : all right . calm down , listen to me . i have an idea . [ scene_break ] tad : you know , i 'm sure anything you had to say to me or ask me right now will be fascinating , but i guess you 're just going to have to wait your turn . di : oh . why would i do that ? tad : because supposedly you care so much about your new nephew . j.r. -- you remember him and the rest of the family you helped to destroy ? di : careful . your sarcasm 's showing . tad : well , i guess you 're just going to have to get over it . in the meantime , you know a lot of things about dixie that we do n't , so feel free to start talking . di : well , thank you for the permission . i 'll do that . tad , you and dixie and your past -- it 's not the only thing that matters . you and i -- we matter . tad : not right now , we do n't . not when j.r. is a mess , babe is afraid her family is coming apart , jamie 's had his heart torn out . what about palmer , my parents ? they all deserve answers . di : well , so do i -- about us . tad : i just gave you one . and i ca n't believe you 'd expect anything different considering you did know where dixie was , that she was alive and all the while you were in pine valley ? di : ok , you know what ? that 's it , that 's all i 'm good for ? dixie q & a ? tad : not at the moment . di : you know , i 'm not just dixie 's half sister . i am the woman who planned her future with you . so why do n't you stop treating me like a -- tad : why should -- di : second - class piece -- tad : why should i , when you refused to help me ? di : i am helping you , tad , in my own way . tad : yeah . yeah , we all know what that 's worth . thanks a heap . di : i 'm not leaving . aidan : you have some nerve , you know that ? di : well , what am i supposed to do ? bow my head , slink out of here with shame ? aidan : everybody has to start somewhere . di : so do you want to cast the first rock , then ? aidan : i 'm not the one that let half the town down with an empty promise . di : oh . so you 're -- you 're guilt - free . no mistakes , no screw - ups . aidan : maybe , maybe not , but i do n't look back . they happened . you forget about it , you move on . di : so what are you now -- tad 's bodyguard ? put you here so he does n't have to deal with me ? aidan : you know , tad made a decision . you can either ignore that and hound him or you can grow up . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , zach , i 've tried everything . so what 's your big idea ? zach : well , i think maybe we need to take a step backwards , try to find his files . dixie : we already went through his files . we went through all the files at his office . zach : mm - hmm . dixie : you think he has something in his room at the valley inn , maybe one of his houses ? zach : yeah , maybe there or maybe on his own private island built around his obsession . dixie : he has an island ? zach : yeah . populating the world pays well , apparently . he took kendall there along with some other pregnant women . it was a safe haven during their emotional storm , and if the baby had been born there , then i 'm sure -- - dixie : wait , wait -- he 's got an -- an island so that he can steal babies ? that 's -- that 's disgusting . zach : state - of - the - art medical facility . madden thought of everything . dixie : i do n't , i -- oh . how did i miss this ? zach : well , it 's private , secret , and secure . seems to me the perfect place to hide incriminating files . dixie : the records of who has kate . [ scene_break ] greg : here you are . now , take your time . pretty soon you 'll feel like yourself . amanda : no , this is pretty much me , ok ? killer 's daughter hated by all . greg : oh , not by all . amanda , look at me . you must know i 've taken a special interest in you . oh , not like that . you 're a creative , bright young woman . you should have the entire world in both your hands . instead , strangers make you cry . amanda : because they 're right . greg : who says they 're right ? amanda : me , i guess . i 'm pathetic , are n't i ? greg : no . you 're endearingly honest , and you 're human -- rare combination , but what you have to do is learn to forgive yourself . forgive yourself for loving your mother and for being human . amanda : i 'm not sure that i deserve it . greg : then i have to make you sure . i have to make you see what 's in you that i know is there . amanda : you think that 's possible ? greg : i make miracles happen every day . that 's my job . [ pager beeps ] greg : oh . oh , i have to go . it 's an emergency . will you think about what i said while i 'm gone ? [ after greg exits his office , amanda smiles coyly . ] [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , i will do whatever it takes to bring greg madden down . i will do that with or without your help . i will do that for my daughter , and i will do that for your son . ryan : no matter how messy it gets or who gets hurt ? erica : life hurts . losers throw up their hands . the rest of us -- we do what needs to be done . [ phone rings ] erica : hello ? simone : erica ? oh , thank god . it 's simone . kendall was in an accident . the emts are taking her to pvh right now . i 'm going to call ryan and have him -- erica : what happened ? i -- never -- we 're on our way . kendall -- it 's kendall . [ scene_break ] babe : everything 's going to be fine . simone : erica and ryan are going to meet us there . babe : good , good . she 's going to need her mother . erin : and the baby 's going to need his father . babe : ok . simone : kendall , your mom 's going to be there . babe : we 're going to be right there . simone : ok , so this was some kind of freaky thing , right ? i mean , they 're both going to be ok ? babe : you go on with her , ok ? i 'm going to be right behind you . take care . j.r. , wait . how did this happen ? j.r. : how do you think it happened ? [ siren ] babe : i do n't know . you were here -- that 's why i asked you . j.r. : gravity . or is that too hard of a concept for you to understand ? where did you hire this contractor ? do you just pick random people off the street ? `` on , come on in , boy have at it `` ? who stacks heavy equipment all the way to the ceiling ? babe : you were here , j.r. , to meet me . j.r. : yeah , to get things right . babe : so we could talk . and -- and i do n't get -- kendall walks in and this stuff falls on her ? j.r. : yeah , she walked in , and it crashed ! we 're wasting time right now ! babe : i 'm just trying to understand here , give me a minute . j.r. : my best friend in the entire world is on her way to the er . babe : and all the doctors and erica -- they 're all going to want to know if you saw what happened . j.r. : i heard it , i ran in , and she was under the mess that your contractor made . erica will know about it . do you mind ? [ after j.r. leaves , babe looks back at the site of the `` accident `` and has a horrible thought . ] babe : oh , god , j.r. , please no . oh . [ scene_break ] dixie : so , where is this island ? how do i get there ? [ zach sighs ] dixie : what , you 're not going to tell me where it is ? zach : what are you going to do ? you going to parachute in with your little gun and kill everybody ? dixie : well -- zach : get the papers and swim home ? is that what you 're doing ? dixie : that 's not necessary . come on , zach , i 'm running out of time here . zach : i know that . that 's why i want to help you . [ dixie sighs ] zach : you got to trust me . dixie : you going to come with me ? zach : no . you 're coming with me . dixie : ok . the difference being -- zach : i 'm in charge . dixie : oh , right . whatever , man . whatever you need , ok ? let 's just go . zach : hey -- dixie : and as soon as i find out where my daughter is -- look , i promise , i will help you with kendall , ok ? i 'll tell everybody everything , and we will make sure that madden goes down for good , ok ? i swear . zach : good , planning on it . i 'm going to call kendall , tell her we 're taking a little trip . [ scene_break ] simone : kendall , we 're right here , honey . oh , thank god , joe . joe : what are her vitals ? paramedic : closed head injury . she took a good knock . joe : responsive ? paramedic : no -- bp 95/60 , tachy at 130 . joe : the baby ? julia : i told o - b we need the attending . joe : all right . josh : who was there ? how did this happen ? simone : we did n't see it . we do n't know . greg : kendall ? how is she ? josh : pupils equal and reactive . joe : i want a verbal on the cbc and coags in the next five minutes , type and cross for six units . julia : got it . greg : get her hooked up to the fetal monitor , stat . erica : kendall ? oh , my god ! joe -- joe , is she all right ? oh , my god , do n't you come near my daughter , do n't you touch her . joe , get this bastard out of here . greg : i 'm her ob - gyn . ryan : not since she fired you . we got the letter to prove it . greg : your unborn child is in jeopardy . erica : because of you . josh : we do n't have time for this -- her bp is dropping . ryan : i have custody of my child even though he 's not born yet . this guy goes nowhere near him -- do you understand that ? -- ever . greg : your child needs a specialist . joe : the child will have a specialist , not you . you 're relieved -- immediately . out of the way , please . page dr. mayer . erica : kendall , sweetheart , i 'm right here with you , honey . i 'm not going anywhere . josh : erica , you 're not going to want to go in there . joe : all right , you look after erica , we 'll look after kendall . ryan : all right . greg : if only you stayed with me , kendall . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . it 's your husband . i 'm going to be a few more hours . i got some business to take care of . ca n't wait to see you . hey . i guess you 're still with ryan . he must be happy about spike being home to stay -- if not your new marital status . i 'm happy , though , and -- what about spike ? somersaults yet ? i -- i love you both . see you soon . [ scene_break ] joe : get radiology down here , stat . i want a portable c - spine , chest , pelvis . doctor : follow with a cat scan of the head and neck . julia : i 'm on it . dr. mayer : let them know she 's pregnant . josh : 28 weeks . where are those cbc results ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , how is she ? ryan : we do n't know . we do n't know about her or the baby . babe : did she wake up yet ? simone : no , she has n't . but she will . she will . [ while kendall fights for her life and that of her baby , j.r. and babe think venomous thoughts of each other . ] j.r. 's voice : you , babe . it was supposed to be you . if she dies -- if kendall dies -- damn it , babe . babe 's voice : it was an accident , it had to have been an accident . not j.r. , not him . [ scene_break ] di : you hate me pretty good , do n't you ? aidan : i do n't really have time to bother . di : you think i 'm stupid for wanting to win tad back ? aidan : stupid as in `` self - indulgent , `` or stupid as in `` no chance in hell `` ? di : you 're not really the warm and fuzzy type , are you ? aidan : well , you 're not exactly the honest type . but then again , we all have our faults , do n't we ? di : ok , you know what ? you 're tad 's friend . who would you rather see him with ? me or dixie ? aidan : wait , is there no door number 3 -- like , i do n't know , godzilla 's ugly aunt ? di : hmm - hmm . me or dixie ? aidan : you . di : really ? aidan : yeah . well , why do you sound so surprised ? di : no , you -- you picked godzilla 's ugly aunt over me , but -- but me over dixie ? aidan : well , you 're both disaster areas . but i believe that you truly love him . di : and you do n't think that -- that dixie -- aidan : well , i 'd say do n't push your luck . but then again , i 'm talking to the wrong person , are n't i ? tad : well , i take it the fact you 're still here means that you 're ready to give the background i asked for on dixie ? di : no . tad : see you around . di : you gave me a ring . i finally took it off , but i 'm not giving it back to you . tad : knock yourself out . it 's not like i have plans for it , anyway . di : it 's not out of spite , tad . i 'm not giving you the ring back , because we 're not done , no matter what you say . tad : actions always speak louder than words . di : well , when -- when you all hated me , did i run that time ? or did i stick around ? did i -- did i prove to you all that i cared , that i could still be a part of your family ? tad : you were great . terrific . it 's too bad you had to gloss over the rest of the dishonesty back in the past . when you met up with dixie at christmas , where was it ? di : no , you know what , tad ? i am not going to let you forget that this ever happened , pretend . you know , you gave me this ring , and it was about love , and there was hope and -- and it was getting over bad patches , and we can do it again , tad . i ca n't fix you and dixie , but i can fix you and me . you do n't have to do any -- any of the heavy lifting , i 'll do it . you just have to not push me away . and someday this ring will be back on my finger where it belongs . [ door closes ] di : oh . good lord . [ scene_break ] dixie : [ southern accent ] now , you sure dr. madden will be available , because i would love my husband to be there , and i 'm just a little nervous about his timing this week . zach : oh . dixie : oh , that 's wonderful . thank you , thank you so much . zach : wow . you 're good at that with the thing . dixie : [ normal voice ] yeah . mm - hmm . very funny . i was n't always good at lying . zach : ah . dixie : you can thank madden for that , too . zach : what 's the status ? dixie : he 's in pine valley for the rest of the week . zach : all right . it 's bad form to run into him if you 're going through his stuff . dixie : what are our chances of not getting caught ? zach : even money . dixie : that does n't sound good . zach : take what you can get . dixie : i plan to . [ scene_break ] greg : irresponsible and self - indulgent . amanda : did i do something wrong ? greg : oh , no , amanda , not you . i mean , why would you even think that ? you know , it 's as if someone took your sense of self and handed it back to you all twisted up in knots . amanda : there 's a reason no one likes me -- that would be me . greg : no , that 's not your fault . do you know what i have here in this drawer ? i have a file full of gushing letters , letters of thanks . i have photographs of infants , toddlers , happy families -- all due to me , and yet there are some people out there who still refuse to understand what i do . amanda : you help women get pregnant . greg : i undo with science the mistakes that god made . you know , all children are born with the possibility of greatness . amanda : huh . not all children . greg : yes , amanda , all children , even you -- especially you . you just happened to have the wrong parents . amanda : well , you ca n't change that . you ca n't choose your parents . greg : but someone could choose for you . someone who respects a child 's needs and respects a child 's future . it 's too bad your parents did n't nurture and support you . instead , they only demanded and took from you . amanda : my dad was a good guy , and my mom -- she tried in her way . greg : your mother let you down , amanda , not the other way around . think of all the other mothers out there who let their children down , the children who grew up to be less than they should be . we can change that . we can make a difference . amanda : `` we `` ? we can give people better lives ? greg : well , you 're part of my team now , are n't you ? unless you do n't think you 're up to the task ? amanda : do n't laugh at me . greg : i would never laugh at you . amanda : i 'm vain and selfish and spend too much money and want people to like me , but all because it was easier . greg : how is it easier ? amanda : easier than being great the right way , doing something special . but , you know , i -- i just always thought i knew how to -- you could teach me . greg : this is n't just a whim , you know . this is n't like buying a pair of shoes and keeping them in the box . you have to commit to me , to our purpose . amanda : no , whatever you want . i have so much to make up for . just tell me what i can do . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why the hell have n't they said anything yet ? simone : i do n't know . it 's got to be something good , right ? joe : i 'll go tell the family . erica : joe -- j.r. : how is she ? she -- she wake up yet ? joe : i 'm afraid kendall has lapsed into a coma . j.r. : coma ? but she 's going to come out of it soon , right ? joe : we do n't know . erica : you do n't know when ? joe : we do n't know if kendall will ever wake up . [ next_on ] dixie : you 're a tricky fellow , are n't you ? zach : if you hear an alarm , start running . ryan : need you to wake up . erica : come back to us , please . kendall 's voice : `` come back `` ? `` wake up `` ? help me . zach , ryan , somebody help me .
when jr is waiting to meet babe at the construction site after causing the `` accident `` , kendall walks in and the avalanche falls upon her instead and she is badly hurt . babe , simone and erin rush in to help her but she 's unconscious and likely to lose the baby . babe wonders what has happened . jr tries to make it look like babe 's fault for hiring the wrong contractors . but she seems to know what he probably planned for her , that accidentally happened to kendall instead . they call erica and ryan who accompany kendall to the hospital and demand that greg stays away from her . joe tells greg that although kendall needs a specialist for her baby , it wo n't be greg . tad not only distrusts dixie for her secret , but di as well . aidan agrees with him . dixie and zach are brainstorming ways to bring greg down . zach still has not been notified what has happened to his wife . in the or , joe informs the others that kendall may not ever regain consciousness .
krystal : oh , my little baby . she 's so warm , is n't she ? [ sirens ] krystal : she 's going to be ok , though , right ? babe : she 's going to be fine . janet : is the baby all right ? is maura all right ? krystal : we 're going to get you home really soon , jenny , ok ? emt : what have we got ? jamie : we have fever , stridor . i removed the obstruction , but we got to get her temps down , get her fluids . krystal : please , please help her , but do n't take her from my arms , ok ? emt : that 's fine . krystal : ok . aidan : derek ? the fbi team 's all over this . they 're going to find something that puts this on adam . amanda : and buries him i hope . aidan : hey , amanda , you should get your head checked out . amanda : i 'm -- oh , oh ! aidan : you 've got a nasty bump there . amanda : i 'm ok . i 'm staying with my mom . janet : and i 'm staying with her . that 's where i belong . mom to where the baby is . i wanted to give the baby back . it 's because nobody should suffer the way i did when they took you away from me . right ? i 'm sorry . i had the best of intentions . mother knows best . mothers know best . i did n't know she was going to get sick . [ scene_break ] colby : in all those old 1980s sappy movies , things like heart attacks and the big c , they always made everyone forgive each other . in real life , ca n't this fix what 's wrong , bring my family back together ? julia : well , every family is different . but , yeah , something like this can change a person , especially since your dad 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : they 're still assessing your heart condition . it does n't look good . so if you have anything to say to me , i think now would be the right time . adam : son ? j.r. , i -- i -- the things i 've done -- will you help me ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] sean : all right already . i 'm coming . erica : i was beginning to think that no one was home . sean : well , actually , i 'm kind of busy . erica : oh , well , this will just take a minute . listen , will you give this to jack , then ? this is material for his appearance on `` new beginnings . `` sean : uh , yeah . your producer was here earlier for some other stuff . thanks for stopping by . erica : yeah , pam really loves her research . i assured her that i could really handle this one . sean : yeah . erica : how are you ? sean : i 'm good , i 'm great . i 'm -- busy . um -- i 'll tell uncle jack you stopped by . erica : sean , do n't pretend with me . i know what 's going on . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , are you ready to do the flower girl thing as you walk your mommy down the aisle ? annie : all of that practice , you are going to be perfect . emma : you have to practice the kiss . annie : oh ! ryan : ah . annie : ok . ryan : yeah . we 'll practice the kiss . [ scene_break ] greenlee : surprise ! kendall : you -- you 're back . greenlee : i 'm back . kendall : here . greenlee : pine valley . kendall : at a spa . greenlee : just like the good old days -- kendall and greenlee , doing the mani- pedi . kendall : well , when -- when did you get back ? when were you going to tell us ? what is with this sneak attack ? greenlee : i was planning on telling you . kendall : before your manicure or after your facial ? why are you here ? greenlee : i stayed away too long . i wanted to come home . kendall : you could n't call first or e - mail , something ? greenlee : you need a warning ? kendall : yeah , a heads - up would 've been nice , like a normal person . greenlee : as if i 'm remotely average . i did n't know how to just come home , and then i saw what happened to simone and ryan 's sister -- murdered . and dani attacked , dixie martin dead ! kendall : babe and i were attacked , too . you know , the two baby stealers you said who deserved each other ? greenlee : i was angry . but i saw the fusion press conference , and as much as you guys were targets , you sure as hell were n't victims ! you were strong , powerful , united . i was blown away , jealous . it made me realize how much i missed fusion , and you . kendall : but you stayed away -- greenlee : yeah . kendall : until now . greenlee : and it made me crazy , but jackson said , `` do n't come home , it 's too dangerous . `` kendall : and you listened to him ? since when do you listen to anyone but yourself ? greenlee : yes , i was a wimp . i was nervous to see you and ryan . after everything that went on before , i just -- i wanted our reunion to be special , just right . i had all these great things planned . kendall : i do n't care . i do n't care if you came down on a broomstick and dropped from the sky , that 's not the point . you left us . ryan wanted to go with you , you refused . i begged you to stay , you would n't . greenlee : it was too hard for me to stay . i came back because it was too hard to stay away . kendall : that 's it ? greenlee : and i wanted to come home , where i belong . i wanted my friends to want me back as much as i want to be here ! do you want me back ? [ scene_break ] annie : all packed . you ready ? ryan : no , what am i going to do without my girls ? you ca n't leave me . i ca n't get any kisses and tickling and bedtime stories . what am i going to do ? emma : it 's only one night , daddy . annie : yes . emma and kathy have big plans , actually . it is the sleepover event of the year . meanwhile , i am going to be massaged and facialed and steamed and body - wrapped . try not to be jealous . ryan : yeah ? well , when i 'm at the center of a prewedding , guys - only , male- bonding bash , who knows ? it might get crazy . spike , jonathan , and i might watch some movies not meant for mixed company , if you know what i 'm talking about . annie : cartoons ? ryan : maybe a few cartoons . [ annie laughs ] ryan : yes . annie : well , try not to miss me too much . ryan : you 're awfully happy . annie : because i am getting married in the morning . ryan : that is very impressive . you 're not even fazed by the bad news ? annie : what bad news ? [ scene_break ] erica : we have n't talked in a while . sean : yeah , tomorrow would be great . cappu - mocha - whatever - ccinos at b.j . 's ? erica : sit . sean : i 'd love to . totally down to talk , but i have homework up the yin - yang . i really have to get on it . erica : sean , i 'm doing a new segment on `` new beginnings `` called the new divorce . `` sean : cool , but i do n't plan on getting married for at least a decade , so i 'll -- i 'll tape it . erica : sean , you 've been angry at me -- jack , your mother . i mean , you have really suffered fallout because of us . and i 'm so sorry about that . i do n't want our issues to affect you in any way . problems , questions , you just want to talk -- i hope you know i meant it when i said that i am always here for you . you really mean a great deal to me . sean : look -- i still think you 're amazing , you know , even though your choices sometimes bite -- jeff . you know , you -- you do n't have to worry about me . and it sucks you and uncle jack are getting a divorce , but i 'm dealing . you know , i go to school , i hang with friends . i 'm not acting out -- ava : baby , how long does it take to say `` no , thank you `` and come back to bed ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : is that better ? just take your time , ok ? adam : my -- my biggest regret , my shame , was not locking you out of the house when i had the chance . [ adam laughs ] j.r. : what is it going to take to make you human ? adam : what 'd you expect , a deathbed confession ? i 'm strong as an ox . i 'm not about to die . i have one regret , and that was coddling you . now get out . do n't hover ! there 's nothing left in it for you . i 've managed to flush you completely out of my will . so why do n't you go play son to that sob martin ? j.r. : you made tad and krystal 's life hell . adam : yeah , well , unlike you , i 'm a man . i 'm a real man . i 'm a chandler . and i 'm not about to apologize for protecting myself against the likes of you . [ scene_break ] babe : jamie ? babe : hmm ? babe : thank you for saving jenny . you were really great in there . jamie : well , she 's back where she belongs . babe : i know it does n't change our karma , but it still feels pretty good -- helping get a baby back instead of taking one . krystal : did you hear that , sweet potato ? huh ? these nice men are going to make sure that you 're ok . emt : all right , let 's get you ladies to the hospital . babe : jamie , i 'm going to go with mama to the er . jamie : all right , i 'll meet you there . janet : i 'm sorry , you know , about the baby and the tests and the -- and the examination and everything . i 'm really -- i 'm sorry . amanda : mom , it 's ok . stop , it 's not going to help anything . janet : goodbye , little maura . amanda : tad , please do n't . janet : oh , um -- i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't know the baby was sick , and i 'm usually very good about that kind of thing . [ siren ] janet : when amanda was little and had a cold , i knew she had it before she even caught the cold . if that baby had had so much as a sniffle , tad , i would 've kept that whole parenting test much shorter . derek : janet 's in my custody , tad . my prisoners always make it to the station in one piece . aidan : why do n't we get to the hospital , mate ? tad : thank you , janet . janet : you 're thanking me ? tad : thank you for not giving jenny to perfect strangers , for getting us here on time . thank you for giving me back my daughter . janet : you are a good man , tad . not many people would have understood . you are going to make a fine , fine father . lucky jenny . aidan : listen , why do n't we get you out to little jenny , huh ? janet : could you please take these off ? derek : i 'm afraid not , janet . janet : but you heard tad -- i 'm a hero . i reunited the father and the mother and the child . amanda : you did good , mom . janet : yes . derek : it 's time to go , janet . amanda : it 's not fair , derek . it 's all adam 's fault . she did save jenny . my mom is as much a victim as tad and krystal . she did n't break herself out . she did n't -- she did n't sneak into the hospital and steal jenny . she did n't find people to give her away to . please , if it were n't for my mother , then god knows where jenny would be right now . derek : she still broke the law , amanda . jamie : we 'll get a good lawyer , amanda . we 'll make a case for janet . derek : i 'm sorry , amanda . janet : no , i ca n't go . no , i ca n't -- not right now , not yet . i -- i can not leave my amanda , my sweet mandy . i have n't had a chance to talk . it 's too soon . and i have n't had a chance to explain to you about -- about your head , honey . i 'm so sorry . i needed you to take care of the baby , and i 'm very , very sorry that i hit you on your head . you know that i would never do anything to hurt you , right ? amanda : i know . it 's ok , mom , i 'm all right . janet : aw , honey . amanda : i love you . janet : oh , baby . send a message through the moon . mommy will get it . jamie : save a set of cuffs for adam chandler . [ scene_break ] colby : hello ? sean , for the sixth time , where are you ? i need to talk to you . call me . krystal : this is the easy part , honey . we 're going to get you home in no time at all , baby . colby : oh , my god , our baby ! joe : all right , what do we have ? emt : infant , sudden onset fever . second emt : respirations are rapid and shallow with some stridor . first emt : yeah , may have had some reflux aspiration . joe : temp ? emt : 101.4 when we picked her up . joe : julia , notify dr. millich they 're here . colby : where did you guys find her ? is she ok ? krystal : she 's going to be fine , right , joe ? joe : yep . we 're going to check her out right now . she 's beautiful . j.r. : that is the best sight that i 've seen in a long time . krystal : you two must 've flown . how did you get the news so fast ? [ jenny cries ] colby : krystal -- joe : let 's get her into cubicle three . emt : you got it . joe : all right ? there we go . colby : hey , babe ? you did n't tell her my dad had a heart attack ? you have to . babe : look , mama just got her baby back . she does n't need to worry about adam . colby : yeah , he could 've died , and he asked for her . j.r. : that does n't mean anything . colby : well , it could , could n't it ? babe : look , all that matters right now is jenny . krystal : you do what you have to do , but i am not letting go . joe : krystal , the baby needs fluids . that requires an iv . julia : you can stay right with her , right next to her . krystal : no , she 's not leaving arms , so you 're just going to have to make it work . babe : mama ? it 's ok . hey , no one is ever going to take jenny away from you again . [ scene_break ] tad : tell me adam 's alive so i can make him wish he were dead . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i get you hate surprises . kendall : yeah , well , i 'm not crazy about mind - blowing explosions , either . greenlee : surprise is over . you lived , i 'm back . i mean , we can be us again -- and greenlee ? `` kenlee `` ? we were a great team . kendall : yeah , we were . but things have changed . greenlee : but we can have that again . i mean , it wo n't be easy , but we 've done it before -- the fusion girls ? we cooked up magic in the kitchen , rocked corporate , and well , somewhere along the way , became best friends . kendall : oh , my god , of course . `` fusion green `` -- that 's you . greenlee : who else ? i had to remind you who we were , in case you forgot . i did n't . i could n't . kendall : and here you are . greenlee : i had to wait until my heart said , `` now . `` kendall : `` now , `` as in ruin the wedding ? greenlee : i thought you and zach were already married . kendall : oh , god , do n't do that . do n't do that whole innocent thing that you do . you came here to blow up ryan 's wedding . [ scene_break ] annie : whatever it is , however bad it is , tell me already . ryan : are you sure you can handle it ? annie : is it something a massage can cure ? ryan : i do n't know , it 's pretty bad . is n't it , emma ? emma : rain . annie : oh , god ! ryan : no , it 's true . actually , we were watching the news -- emma , spike , and i -- we heard the weatherman say that it might rain at our wedding . annie : ok . so it -- we get a little wet . i 'll live . ryan : wow . your mom comes from hardy stock , did you know that ? annie : besides , i have heard that rain on your wedding day is a sign of many , many , many children to come . ryan : yes ! [ annie laughs ] ryan : that 's what i 'm talking about ! annie : i do n't care if it hails grapefruits . as long as we say our `` i dos `` and you do n't smash cake in my face , tomorrow is going to be a total fairy tale . ryan : are you sure you have to leave right now ? annie : yes , yes . ryan : you sure ? annie : actually , we 're late . let 's go . ryan : no -- annie : let 's go . ryan : no -- annie : give her to me ! let 's go ! kathy and emma are waiting . well , let 's go . ready ? i will see you tomorrow . i 'll be the one in the gown . come on . ryan : ah ! ok . spike , if you want to give me the talk , i 'm ready to listen . [ scene_break ] erica : well , this is n't you . ava : no , it 's so you . erica : hmm . ava : i 'm such a huge fan of yours that when i went to your set , i saw this and it was just so beautiful i just -- i just could n't help but take it . erica : well , you should 've taken some pants while you were at it . ava : oh . [ erica chuckles ] ava : my pants -- that 's a really funny story . erica : not really . ava : um -- actually , sean and i were watching a scary movie , and i jumped , and i spilled the soda all over my pants . erica : all over your pants ? ava : yeah , so -- erica : yeah . ava : i put them in the washer , and i should probably go put them in the dryer now . so -- erica : so , all this `` homework `` you 've had to do -- study break ? sean : everybody needs a break sometimes . erica : yeah . so you 'll give jack that package ? sean : the second he walks in . erica : thank you . have you seen colby lately ? [ scene_break ] tad : get out of my way , jeff . jeff : tad ? tad : i want to see adam ! jeff : the patient is in no condition to be attacked . tad : you 're not giving him enough credit . j.r. : he 's not worth it . jeff : tad , it 's over . go see your daughter . tad : jenny could 've been lost for good because of him . she could 've died . that son of a bitch has damaged my family -- jeff : come on , tad , take it down ! aidan : hey -- just give him a few minutes , all right ? jeff : you know , if i did n't take that oath to become a doctor , i would 've let tad at adam , and i think i would 've enjoyed it . [ scene_break ] jamie : amanda , you should really have somebody look at your head . amanda : i 'm ok . jamie : my guess is you have a concussion , which means you 're not ok . derek : i want to question your patient about the kidnapping . jeff : he 's all yours . i hope you nail him . [ phone rings ] derek : yeah ? amanda : you know , i 'm kind of thirsty . jamie : ok . i 'll get you a soda , you go ahead and sit down . all right ? adam : oh , the candy stripers have gone to hell in this place . amanda : what kind of monster are you ? adam : the rich kind . now get out . amanda : you know , jenny almost died today because of you . big deal , right ? you do n't have a heart . why would you care ? her parents are beyond freaked out . my mom 's off her meds , afraid , under arrest . adam : oh , well , at least the streets will be safe again . amanda : shut up ! this is all your fault , all of it ! derek is here . you confess what you did . you tell him that you kidnapped jenny . adam : no , no , some crazy woman did that . she 's in custody right now . amanda : you manipulated my mother . adam : no , no , all those little voices in her head did that . now , why do n't you just leave ? [ amanda holds up the paddles from the defibrillator ] amanda : if this can bring back the dead , can it kill the living ? [ scene_break ] jamie : hey , you . julia : oh , oh . jamie : have you seen amanda ? julia : hmm , no . but there 's my lifesaving boyfriend . i heard it was you that cleared jenny 's airway , you big hero . jamie : yeah . julia : mmm . jamie : hey , not so fast . [ julia giggles ] jamie : i missed you . julia : i know , i know . feels like forever . jamie : well , we 'll make up for that as soon as we can . julia : yeah , we will . julia : oh , go on , go on . i 'll see you later . jamie : hey . tad : oh . jamie : ahem . tad : whew . you do realize you saved your sister 's life ? jamie : come on , i just did what needed to be done . tad : thank god you got modesty from your mother 's side of the family . jamie : adam kidnapping jenny made me remember when babe and i took little a . and i told myself i had a million reasons , and they were all good . but -- it was wrong . to take a kid away from its parent -- j.r. did n't deserve that . nobody does . tad : no , they do n't . jamie : when i was working on jenny , it felt good . right . first right thing i 've done in a long time . tad : do n't be too hard on yourself . jamie : i mean , if i can give another mother , father , sister , or brother a second chance , why should n't i ? [ scene_break ] julia : how 's jenny ? joe : her temperature 's down , and she 's breathing well . krystal : oh , my sweet girl . babe : so does this mean we get to take her home ? nurse : i just want to run some blood cultures . krystal : is something wrong with her ? nurse : just as a precaution . julia -- joe : really , it is just a precaution . jenny 's doing remarkably well . colby : oh , let 's see . hi , sweetie . did you miss me ? yeah , i know you did . whoo . oh , you -- [ jenny fusses ] colby : oh , do n't start crying . jenny . [ scene_break ] amanda : confess what you did , everything . adam : or you 're going to fry my heart ? amanda : one zap , you 're history . adam : and then what ? poor amanda dillon gets arrested for murder . and what would your mother think ? and your father , what would he think ? oh , that 's right , your mother killed your father . never mind . go ahead , just do it . kill me . watch me die . make you feel better . amanda : ugh ! adam : weak . it 's not your fault , though . it 's all in the genes . amanda : you are a horrible , disgusting excuse for a human being ! you torture people . you ruin their lives , and you do n't care ! worse , you like it ! what did my mother ever do to you ? derek : amanda , come on , stop . amanda : how could you be so cruel ? derek : let it go . let it go . amanda : i hate him ! derek : you 've got a lot of company . now -- now , you should n't be in here . go on . adam : no , she should be in a padded cell next to her mother . amanda : you did this , adam ! derek : enough , adam ! amanda : you confess ! you set my mother up for all of this ! adam : thank god that you 're smarter than the dillons . this girl can scream whatever she wants , but you know there 's no link to me and janet 's crimes . [ scene_break ] jonathan : ta - ta - ta - da . ryan : there he is , my best man . jonathan : with gift , the one that i forgot at the shower thing . ryan : yeah , where 'd you go to get it , florida ? you took off to buy this thing , you never came back . jonathan : ha , ha , ha , ha . no -- where 's the wee man ? where 's the party animal at ? ryan : just you and me . spike already passed out . the man ca n't handle his apple juice . jonathan : ooh . well , sign me up . i 'll try not to overdo it . so , if you 're wondering , gift -- ryan : yeah . jonathan : coffeemaker . fully automated . all she has to do is get up , push a button . it 's fail - proof . ryan : but is it annie - proof ? jonathan : ok . well , good coffee , bad coffee , you 're still a lucky man . [ knock on door ] jonathan : what did you get , somebody to jump out of a cake for us ? ryan : reinforcements . a.d. -- aidan : sorry i 'm late , mate . janet dillon finally admitted to taking tad and krystal 's baby , so little jenny 's finally home with her mom and daddy . jonathan : was -- was amanda there ? aidan : she was a lot of help , actually . she took a little bump to the head , but she 's fine . so the big boy 's getting married , huh ? well , i 'm here to toast your last few days of bachelorhood . ryan : yeah . aidan : but i ca n't do it without a nice , cold pint . ryan : coming up . jonathan ? jonathan : i 'm good . ryan : all right . jonathan : thanks . ryan : so -- aidan : cheers . ryan : what happened ? did it take you all night to get the coffeemaker ? what 's going on ? jonathan : no . i -- actually , i ran into ava , at the mall , on a shopping spree . courtesy of lily 's credit card . aidan : really ? jonathan : mm - hmm . aidan : did you bust her ? jonathan : i 'm sorry , i just -- i look at ava and i see lily , perfectly . and then she opens her mouth , and it 's -- it 's nothing but trouble . i just do n't get it . when is everybody in this town going to get a clue and boot her out ? [ scene_break ] erica : the chandlers are really having a rough time . krystal 's baby is missing . i mean , the whole family is falling apart . colby is really lucky to have a friend like you . sean : i 'm lucky to have her . erica : well , so , then you have talked to colby ? sean : i 've -- i 've really been kind of busy . erica : getting sodas ? sean : look , colby and i are cool . erica : well , that 's good . because colby 's really been a good friend to you . it 's very hard to find real friends . sean : tell me about it . erica : so then you know how important it is to hold on to the people who really care about you ? sean : colby and i are -- look , i 'm solid when colby needs me . she knows that . erica : i hope so . sean : yeah , this -- this with ava -- i know what i 'm doing . i 'm not a kid . erica : you do n't have to be a kid to make a mistake that you 'll regret . [ scene_break ] kendall : we have to get you out of here . where are you staying ? greenlee : the yacht club . kendall : ok , good . i will go there with you , and i will talk you out of whatever craziness you have planned for ryan and the wedding . i 'm and you put him through hell . you do n't get to do that to him again . ryan does n't deserve it . and neither does annie . annie : hi , my name is annie mcdermott . i 'm here for the special diva bride package . greenlee : is that the annie , the woman that 's marrying ryan -- kendall : greenlee -- greenlee , stop . stop . you stop . stay here . stay here and be quiet . i mean it . kendall : hi . annie : hi . kendall : all ready for your bridal beauty works ? annie : i ca n't wait . i -- i did n't know you were going to be here . kendall : yeah , last - minute plan . annie : well , thank you so much for treating me to this , and for the shower . kendall : of course . idea -- i had an idea . why do n't you take my friend to the wet room , give her the fusion rose petal bath ? it is -- it is absolutely amazing . you will love it . but you have to do it before the manicure , because you do n't want to ruin your nails . so -- yeah . annie : ok . sounds delicious . woman : right this way . kendall : ok . go , enjoy . annie : thank you . kendall : all right . annie : it 's so much fun to be the bride . greenlee : that woman is marrying ryan and you like her ? how is this even happening ? kendall : that 's what i 've been trying to tell you . we 've moved on . greenlee : so have i. i moved on to forgiveness , to wanting you back in my life . kendall : ok . ryan is getting happily married to annie . now , i was n't a fan at first , but i learned to be . because ultimately , what 's important is my family 's happiness and that ryan 's family is happy . it 's not just us anymore . we have a child . greenlee : how is the baby ? kendall : he 's fine . we should go to the yacht club now . greenlee : kendall -- i 'm happy for you and the baby , really . i hope i can meet him soon . kendall : have you called jack ? does he -- i mean , does -- does anybody know that you 're here ? greenlee : no , just strictly on the down - low . i was taking things slow . you know , i saw annie and ryan together . i thought she was just another date , a very pretty date . kendall : well , of course , you think she 's pretty . she kind of looks like you . but that 's not why ryan went for annie . annie is good , and kind , and sweet . and she makes ryan laugh . and he loves her for who she is . so if you 're not here to ruin their wedding , then prove it . prove it . swear to me that you will not stop ryan from marrying annie . [ scene_break ] erica : have you heard anything i 've said ? or are you just so wanting me gone so you can get back to your `` study break `` ? sean : sometimes , i swear to god , you 're the only person who gets me . erica : i get you completely . [ sean chuckles ] erica : listen , that package for your uncle jack -- you wo n't forget ? sean : in his hands the second he walks in . promise . erica : ok . thank you . ava : how crazy was that ? erica kane came in and did n't even freak out . sean : we are so busted . ava : and ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jonathan : last night as a bachelor . it 's rated x -- aidan : if spike wakes up -- jonathan : for excitement . aidan : we might have to cover his eyes . ryan : yes . `` reservoir dogs `` ? ok . ok . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan deserves to be happy . i thought it was the right time to come home . but you and me -- kenlee -- that 's not your idea of happiness , either ? kendall : it 's not about me wanting to or not . i -- i do n't know how . so much has changed . greenlee : so i waited too long . kendall : no damage , so far . but we really -- we have to get you out of town . greenlee : oh . last time it was about keeping me here . tears , even . now you want me on the next plane out . things really have changed . do n't tell anyone i was here . i -- i would hate for it to get out , and people are going to know that i was throwing a reunion , and i was the only one who showed up . so can you just forget you saw me ? kendall : forgotten . [ after greenlee leaves , kendall picks up her cell phone ] kendall : oh , god , come on . come on , ryan , pick up . ryan , pick up . ryan , where are you ? come on . annie : oh , he 's hanging with the guys . whatever it is , i guess it 's going to have to wait till tomorrow . [ scene_break ] colby : uh - oh . you need your pacifier . krystal : yeah . so pretty . colby : oh . there 's something that you need to know that you were going to find out , anyway . krystal : is it jenny ? is there something they 're not telling me ? colby : it 's my dad . he had a heart attack . but they said he 's going to be all right . he asked for you . krystal : he did ? thank you for telling me . i 'm sure he 's going to be fine . [ jenny cries ] krystal : oh , my baby , come on . tad : hey . where 's my baby girl ? krystal : well , she 's right here . tad : hello , baby . krystal : she 's right here . and she 's looking forward to seeing her whole family together . [ tad laughs ] [ scene_break ] [ adam lies alone in his dark hospital room ] [ next_on ] jack : complete honesty ? well , if that 's what erica kane wants , that 's what she 's going to get . kendall : i think there 's a little green jealousy bomb about to explode in ryan 's face . man : a wedding gift ? greenlee : well , more like a test . ryan ( to annie ) : there 's no jinx that can catch up with us now .
kendall confronts greenlee about her being back in town and not letting anyone know that she was coming back . greenlee lets her know that she wanted it to be a surprise . kendall sees through her little plan and knows that greenlee is back to wreak havoc on ryan 's and annie 's wedding . kendall makes greenlee promise that she will not do anything to ruin ryan and annie 's wedding . krystal is finally re - united with her baby daughter . janet is arrested for kidnapping the baby . amanda tries to make derek see reason on janet 's behalf , but janet is still handcuffed and taken away . jaime takes amanda into the hospital for evaluation in case she has a concussion from the knock on the head . j.r. visits adam and tries to act like a caring son , but adam forces him out of his room . krystal and her baby are brought into the hospital to be checked out to determine what is causing her fever . annie and emma move out of the mansion just for the night because annie and ryan 's wedding is in the morning . amanda goes into adam 's room and threatens to use the defibrillator on him to make him confess to what he did to janet . derek comes in just in the nick of time before amanda does something that she might live to regret . colby tells krystal that adam had a heart attack and asked for her . krystal does n't seem to show any emotion at all except for concern about her newborn baby .
erica : i mean it , opal . i want you to catch me up on everything that 's going on . i mean , how is spike , and how is ian ? do you catch up on them the way i asked you to ? opal : well , of course , i have , and the boys are just delicious goodness to eat . yesterday , spike said my name for the first time . erica : oh , that 's amazing . i wish i could have been there . and -- and kendall ? opal : well , she misses her mama something fierce , of course . we all do . erica : opal , tell me . what about -- what about jack ? does he miss me ? opal : he 's like a boat without a rudder . we need you back here , honey . erica : i 'm glad you think he misses me . all right , well , i wo n't be here forever . opal : well , i just think this whole incarceration business has gone on long enough . erica : well , my sentence is six months , and it certainly ca n't go fast enough . however , i do plan to serve my time with as much grace and dignity as i possibly can . opal : mona would be very proud . [ phone beeps ] opal : oh , honey , my battery 's dying here , so let me talk fast . erica : oh . opal : now , listen up . i am going to find a way to get you home . all right ? so , you just hang in there , sweetie pie . erica : oh , i will . i will . i miss you . opal ? opal : do n't worry , erica . cavalry 's on the way . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what 's all this ? babe : it 's a comeback burger with the works , just the way you like it . j.r. : oh , come on , babe . you bring me down here , you order my favorite meal , something 's got to be up . babe : i ca n't just do something nice for you ? ok , all right , you got me . j.r. , i made a huge , huge mistake , and i 'm finally ready to admit it . [ scene_break ] richie : well , you look like hell . annie : i 'm really not in the mood , richie . what do you want ? richie : just to make sure you 're ok after that mysterious home invasion . did you find somebody else to pin it on so ryan ca n't blame me ? annie : ryan 's still not convinced you were n't the one who broke into our home . richie : oh , and i bet you 're just happy to let him keep on believing that . annie : what is that supposed to mean ? richie : what it means is i know you , sis . i know you set it up to made it look like somebody broke in . annie : that 's -- that 's crazy . richie : i do n't think so , and if you want me to be quiet , you 're gon na have to pay me . [ scene_break ] jake : oh , is this part of your plan ? aidan : aside from being a hostage , you need to conserve your strength . jake : yeah , i get that part . i 'm doing the best that i can . aidan : save your energy , all right ? i 'll get you free as soon as i 'm loose . jake : i 'm not going to sit here like an idiot . aidan : i 'm serious , jake . i need you strong , 'cause we 're going to have to move fast . jake : there are guards out there , aidan . aidan : and we 're about to have something better . jake : well , are you going to clue me in ? aidan : a chopper should already be on its way courtesy of the good guys back home . [ scene_break ] kendall : what is all this ? ryan : it 's a satellite tracking technology program . zach : and that 's a real - time image of the place where they 're holding aidan , right there . greenlee : i hate that he let himself get caught as part of the plan . ryan : he knows what he 's doing , greenlee . kendall : can i talk to you for a second ? greenlee : yeah . kendall : are you sure that you 're ok being here ? greenlee : yeah , this is where i need to be . but you could do something for me . kendall : anything . greenlee : if we believe that aidan is coming home , really believe it , he will . kendall : you 're right . we could control the whole world if we wanted to . greenlee : right now , let 's just control our little part of it . zach : oh , ok . greenlee : what , what 's wrong ? zach : we ca n't land a helicopter in the agreed location . greenlee : why not ? zach : helipad was blown up . greenlee : well , then find another helipad . ryan : it 's not that easy , greenlee . greenlee : i do n't care . land the helicopter on top of a tree , if you have to ; but if aidan does n't make it home to me , i 'll never forgive either one of you . [ scene_break ] jake : ah , that 's good . that 's great . aidan : all right , i 'm out . jake : nice work . ok . aidan : guards are gone . jake : yeah , that happens every three hours like clockwork . aidan : you taking notes , are you ? jake : i 'm not here on vacation . ok . aidan : that must be when the shift changes . did you ever take note of how long they 're gone ? jake : eight , nine minutes tops . aidan : that should give me enough time to make a date with the chopper . if it coincides with the next shift change , it should be good . jake : that 's a nice watch . i 'm glad the guards did n't take that from you . aidan : i 'm glad they did n't . it 's a gift from my fiancée . she told me it would bring me good luck . jake : that is so sweet . how is that working out for you ? aidan : i 'll tell you when we 're down in a pub having a couple of beers , but for now , i 'm going to take her advice . i lose this , we 're in big trouble . jake : sounds like a very nice lady . aidan : well , you would know as well as i do . you do n't want to piss greenlee off . jake : smythe ? you 're marrying greenlee smythe ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so the original pick - up location is no longer an option . zach : no , it 's not . at least , we found out now . ryan : well , we still have to pinpoint a new location and get that to aidan so he can get to our man by the original pick - up time , right ? zach : that 's going to be tough . kendall : aidan could do it . greenlee : yeah , but if you change the pick - up location , how is aidan going to find out where he 's going . ryan : we 'll find a way to get the information to him . do n't worry about that . greenlee : so are you saying that he 's out there without a safety net ? cut off from communications ? zach : he 's smart . he 'll find a way to tell the team where he 's going . it 's going to be ok . greenlee : and what if he ca n't ? you know what , i 'm out of here . kendall : no , no , no , wait a minute . where are you going ? greenlee : i need to get there . i need to go . kendall : no , do n't , no . greenlee : yes , i 'm going to take a plane there , and i 'll take a helicopter to the base camp or something . zach : that 's not an option . kendall : you ca n't , i 'm sorry . greenlee : i need to be there . i want to be the first thing that aidan sees when he gets to safety . kendall : you will be the first person aidan sees when he comes home , i promise . ryan : zach , come check this out for a second . do you think it 'll work . zach : i 'll get the team leader . greenlee : what 's happening ? ryan : we may have found a way to get aidan home . [ scene_break ] j.r. : please , please , let the groveling begin . babe : i ran into a friend of yours today . j.r. : oh , who would that be ? babe : look familiar ? j.r. : is that that hooker who set me up ? babe : yup . she was hanging around the park today . j.r. : really ? did you talk to her ? babe : well , interacted is a better word . j.r. : really ? what does that mean ? babe : look , j.r. , first . i just -- i need you to know that i understand how hard you 've been working on your sobriety , and that i know that you 've really been trying to do right by me and little a . j.r. : i 've waited so long for you to say that to me . babe : and i also know that i 've been really , really hard on you lately . j.r. : and that -- that was -- babe : after all the time that i 've messed up with my life , i had no right to sit there and -- j.r. : do n't worry about it . please , tell me more about this treena . babe : she was with richie , and i am sure that he set you up . [ scene_break ] annie : why would i give you a dime ? richie : because if you do , i 'll stop asking questions about the penthouse break in . annie : you can ask all the questions you want . ryan 's not going to listen to you . richie : are you sure about that ? ryan 's pretty smart . he 's good at figuring things out , especially if i help him along . annie : go to hell . richie : see , that 's the wrong answer . now i need the money and i need the check , and i need it right now . [ scene_break ] erica : hey . carmen : i 'm bored . i need you to entertain me . erica : well , i would prefer to keep on folding . carmen : well , i prefer to be lying naked on a beach with johnny depp . but , since neither one of us is going to get what we want , i say we do the next best thing . erica : what 's that ? carmen : let 's get into trouble . erica : what are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] palmer : just what i needed . a visit from the queen of sheba . opal : oh , hush up and pull out your wallet . palmer : why on earth should i do that ? opal : because you and me are about to bust our gal erica out of jail . [ scene_break ] carmen : does n't it feel good to be bad ? erica : actually , i had something much badder in mind . carmen : like breaking out ? erica : like setting the warden 's hair on fire . carmen : slacking off on laundry duty is not going to get us time off for good behavior . erica : look , do we really have to use these cigarettes as chips ? carmen : what else are we going to use , buttons and zippers ? trust me , i do n't go near these things . so , who were you on the phone with before ? erica : oh , it was my best friend , opal . carmen : she a better friend than me ? erica : actually , i think you two would have a lot in common . carmen : why ? opal spend time in the clink , too ? erica : you know what ? i do n't really know , but what i mean is that i think you two are like spiritual sisters . you could probably be very good friends . or you would kill each other . it could go either way . carmen : right now , all we have is each other . erica : you know what ? i do n't feel like playing anymore . thanks for the game . carmen : ok then , we 'll just fluff and fold and talk . hey , i heard you got the full `` officer and a gentleman `` treatment the other day when mr . hot u.s. attorney rescued you from the hole . erica : who told you that ? carmen : the guard . she said he carried you out of solitary just like richard gere . i could use some of that kind of attention from a man . erica : what kind of attention ? carmen : my kind right now . so , tell me , superstar , who 's a better daddy ? action jackson or sexy sammy woods ? [ scene_break ] zach : you ok ? kendall : yeah , yeah , as good as can be expected right now . zach : we 'll get aidan out . and as far as ryan goes -- kendall : ryan ? zach : i 've been avoiding him , and i think that 's pretty much over now . kendall : yeah , well , he was so obsessed with me and after everything that 's gone down between us , i do n't know . zach : i think he 's turned a corner . kendall : so , you trust him being around me ? does that mean you trust me , too ? zach : with my life . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is it still hard for you ? seeing kendall married to zach ? ryan : i can handle it . besides , it 's pretty clear that they have something pretty incredible . greenlee : they really do . ryan : just like you and aidan . greenlee : he 's coming home , ryan . i have to believe it , i have to . [ scene_break ] aidan : i should have seen a signal from the chopper by now . jake : should have ? what does that mean ? we have to find another way out of here ? aidan : yeah , you got any ideas ? jake : do i have any ideas ? no , you 're special ops , devane . i 'm just a country doctor . aidan : yeah , well , in this country you 've got a higher rank than me . jake : throw me my field kit . i shoved it over there . so , greenlee , huh ? aidan : who would have thought , huh ? jake : beauty and the beast , people love that story . aidan : that 's hilarious . you mind telling me what you 're doing before the guards come in and shoot us ? jake : i 'm looking for another way out of here . aidan : with a doctor bag ? jake : a lot of interesting chemicals in these doctor bags . might be enough to make a bomb . [ scene_break ] carmen : come on , erica , you got two of the hottest men in pa fighting over who gets to peel this jumpsuit off you first . you got to give me a few details to get me through those long , lonely nights . erica : well , first of all , there is nothing going on between samuel woods and me . carmen : that 's not the way it looks . erica : and jackson is one of the greatest loves of my life . a lady does n't kiss and tell . carmen : you 're not going to give me even one juicy detail ? erica : no . carmen : who has better arms , or better thighs ? i bet jackson has a great -- erica : stop , really , carmen . carmen : i miss men . not mando -- he can rot . but a big , strong guy with rippling muscles and tight abs and soft , full lips who kind of swallows you up when he holds you and presses his body real close to yours until you feel like every single inch of your skin is on fire . erica : enough . [ scene_break ] palmer : has that cheap hair dye you 've been using finally seeped into your brain and you 've gone mad ? opal : oh , stuff it , palmer . erica is in trouble . we are her closest friends . palmer : i love erica dearly . you know that , but this time she 's going to have to work her way out herself . why do they keep quoting this man ? i 'd like to know . opal : what man ? palmer : `` as house prices fall , financial folly is being exposed . you only learn who 's been swimming naked when the tide opens out . `` it 's very amusing , mr. buffett . opal : warren ? that is a great idea . i bet you still have his number . palmer : what are you burbling about now ? opal : now , let me see , would that be under w for warren , or under b for buffett ? palmer : give me that phone now . opal : oh , here it is , here it is , right here . all right , thank you very much , mr. cortlandt . if you are not willing to help me rescue erica , i will find a man who will . palmer : opal , opal , come back here . opal , opal -- would somebody bring me a drink ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i knew richie was going to set me up . babe : i should n't have assumed the worst about you . j.r. : why not ? i 've given you a million reasons to do it in the past . babe : well , richie had no good reason to do something like this . he just got a second shot at life , and i was hoping that would help him change , but instead he attacks you . and for what ? just so he 'd get a date with me ? j.r. : oh , babe , i think he wants more than a date with you . babe : well , it is never going to happen , ever . j.r. : he 's dangerous . babe : he 's a bully and a liar , but i do n't think he would ever lay a hand on me . j.r. : you 're too trusting . that hooker , she could have had some sort of knife or shank and stabbed you or something . babe : well , she would n't have because she definitely did n't have it on her . j.r. : when ? babe : i hit her . j.r. : you what ? babe : oh , yeah , i knocked that slut flat out . [ scene_break ] annie : all you know how to do is threaten people . you have n't changed at all . richie : you 're just like me . i think you 're more and more like me every day . annie : i am nothing like you . richie : you are just like me , capable of getting anything you want . annie : no . richie : yeah , yeah , that 's why you were able to get on that stand , you were able to lie and send me straight to prison . annie : for the last time , richie , i did that for you . to get you help . richie : yes , i did it for you , which is exactly why you probably staged this phony break in . annie : why do you keep saying that ? the break in happened , richie . richie : so , why are you doing it this time , sis ? is it because ryan does n't know who you are ? or is it because you want ryan to come and rescue you one more little time ? annie : shut up . richie : oh , you 're just going to die when ryan realizes what a liar you are . annie : you leave ryan out of this . richie : then pay me . write that check . it 's win - win , annie . annie : how do you figure that ? richie : because everybody deserves to protect their secrets , even you . [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you , agim . you are literally helping save my friend 's life . all right . kendall : so , you got the truck ? ryan : yeah . kendall : that 's great . ryan : yeah . kendall : just yeah ? ryan : well , i guess i 'm still a little bit worried , that 's all . kendall : i thought you said everything was working out ok ? ryan : it is , kendall , it is . it 's working out , but it 's a war zone . you know , there 's a lot that could go wrong , that 's all . kendall : well , i do n't want to hear that , and do n't say anything to greenlee about worrying . ryan : i would n't do that . kendall : right now , she 's hanging onto the power of positive thinking . what ? ryan : nothing , just i 'm feeling a little bit guilty about all this . about aidan being over there . it was my great idea to begin with to come to zach , you know , to send this team over to africa , and if i had n't done that , then aidan and this other guy would be home safe right now . kendall : ok , ryan , you were trying to do a good thing then , and you 're trying to do one now . ryan : well , i do n't feel like much of a hero right about now . kendall : today is a day for miracles , ryan . and if you need proof , just look around . you and zach made this whole rescue mission possible together . ryan : a couple of weeks ago , it was tough just being in the same room together , so -- kendall : yeah , i knew you two would get past it . i 'm glad you did . miracles , ryan . i feel it in my bones . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , once aidan gets this guy helicoptered out of there , he 'll go here ? zach : he 'll go right here . there 's an airstrip . that 's where the cambias jet 's going to be . greenlee : it 's nice that you and ryan could put aside your differences to help aidan . zach : well , you said you would n't forgive me if i let you down . [ scene_break ] aidan : let 's hope there 's enough oil in that lamp . we should be able to make a nice big bang here , jake . we need some -- we do n't have anything to -- jake : light it with ? aidan : you know what , though ? we could blow ourselves up , you know that ? jake : we could . aidan : what the hell , though , right ? jake : i got straight a 's in chemistry all through med school , buddy boy . aidan : well , you 're the doctor . jake : that 's right . your doctor is in . so let 's do this . aidan : we 're going to need something else to stick in this paraffin here . yeah , like that . nice one , kid . jake : so you were saying that my family , they do n't know what happened to me , right ? aidan : well , we did n't want to tell them that you were in trouble until we knew more . jake : who 's we ? aidan : we ? zach slater . and now ryan lavery . he 's the one that 's sending the relief team . jake : so , you did n't tell my brother . that must have been hard for you . you make sure you tell him `` hi `` when you see him , all right ? aidan : are you kidding me ? you can tell him yourself when we get home . jake : i am home . i 'm not going back there . captain : open the door . i need to see the hostages . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i ca n't believe you -- i ca n't believe you actually clocked treena . babe : oh , yeah . yeah , yeah , i 've got a mean right hook that 's -- ow . j.r. : oh , let me see that . j.r. : is that better ? babe : feels good . j.r. : i like to make you feel good . babe : i -- i ca n't promise that i 'll always -- j.r. : trust me . babe : i just -- i just know that i hurt you , j.r. can you forgive me ? [ scene_break ] annie : i am not going to let you bully me , not anymore . richie : yet here you stand , because you know i could hurt you without even lifting my finger . annie : i swear , if you even whisper a word of these lies to ryan , i swear i will -- richie : you 're going to what ? you 're going to kill me ? well , come on , kill me . come on , you know you want to . or better yet , why do n't we just take ryan for all he 's worth ? [ scene_break ] ryan : blackhawk with stealth capability in southern sudan -- zach : how much money do you need ? i 'll get it in a half hour . not a -- ryan : no , that 's good enough . within an hour , i need it right now . greenlee : what 's happening ? zach : the helicopter that was supposed to do the pickup got shot down over egypt . kendall : oh , my god . ryan : are you serious ? because that 's great . can you do that ? all right , well , we 'll wire you the money in -- now . right now . i got one . come on , great . zach : let 's talk to the bank . ryan : all right , great . it 's coming . kendall : you ok ? greenlee : yeah . for a second there , i thought , `` it 's happening again . `` kendall : what are you talking about ? greenlee : think about it . leo , ryan , and whenever i love somebody , they die some horrible death . kendall : greenlee , you ca n't actually believe that . greenlee : well , it 's not like i do n't have a history to back it up . kendall : leo died because his mother was crazy . ryan is right there alive and safe . and aidan will be back before you know it . greenlee : god , i hope so . but i ca n't just help feeling like i 'm some kind of poison . kendall : hey , do n't you talk about my best friend like that . you are the best thing that 's ever happened to aidan , and you deserve to be happy , greenlee . now aidan 's going to come home , and you 're going to have a beautiful wedding , i promise . all your dreams are about to come true . [ scene_break ] captain : we 're going to send a message to your friends in america . they 're going to give us $ 5 million . aidan : or else ? captain : we kill you both . [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] [ phone vibrating ] warren : warren buffett here . opal : finally . after about seven million calls , somebody finally connected me with the man himself . i 'm telling you , my phone is about to conk out . well , not that i would send you a bill for a new one , even though i know you could probably buy me a couple of phone companies . you are such a financial genius . ren : well , thank you , but who is this ? opal : well , this is opal from pine valley . do n't you remember me , mr. bou - fey ? warren : remember you ? how could i forget ? opal : oh , what a sweet thing to say . and of course , you remember my best pal , erica ? warren : a force of nature . opal : yes , yes . well , a terrible thing has happened to her , mr. buffet . she has been thrown into prison . warren : yes , i read about that in the `` wall street herald . `` insider trading , was n't it ? opal : well , she 's innocent , you know ? victimized , mr. buffet , by that terrible adam chandler . he absolutely took advantage of our poor erica . warren : that 's very hard to imagine . opal : is n't it ? it 's true . but that 's where you come in , mr. buffet . warren : into the prison ? opal : well , just for a visit , of course , to see her and to talk to those beastly officials . i just know that you could make them reduce her sentence , if you catch my drift . warren : i 'm getting the drift . opal : yeah , because picture her all day long in a lonely cell . warren : all by herself ? yes , that 's intolerable . opal : is n't it ? so that 's why i 'm on my knees , begging you to go there and help her . warren : well , let 's see . yeah , i could work her into my schedule . and i think i 've got an idea that may be the answer for her . i 'll explain the details when i see her . opal : i just knew that you would come to the rescue . you are so wonderful , mr. bou - fey . warren : please just call me warren . opal : warren . oh , such a romantic name . i ca n't wait to see you again , mr . romance . warren : mr. -- mr . romance ? [ scene_break ] carmen : i knew it . i knew i could get you out of those boo - hoo 's . erica : excuse me ? carmen : you were feeling sorry for yourself . so i figured if i got you talking about sex , you 'd forget about everything that 's making you feel so sad . erica : so you were deliberately trying to distract me ? carmen : feeling any better ? erica : no . now i miss my friends , my family , and yes , i miss jackson even more . carmen : then let 's talk about him . tell me about the most romantic time you had together . erica : so many . carmen : i 'll bet he 's a great kisser . erica : yeah , he is . but sex is n't the only thing . i mean , it 's -- i mean , do n't get me wrong . i love making love . carmen : that 's what i 'm talking about . erica : yeah , i know . i 'm just saying that , you know , for me , sex is about even more than the physical . i mean , it 's physical , but it 's about the intimacy . you know , the moment when you 're alone with someone , and you 're looking into their eyes , and you feel yourself being held in his arms , and he just puts his hands in your hair , and then he kisses you , and it 's just tender and romantic and passionate all at the same time . and the whole world just melts away . carmen : now , those are some juicy details . erica : yeah . carmen : you have a great life out there , huh ? erica : i do . being away from the people i love , it 's a lot harder than i thought . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . kendall : hey . ryan : how are you holding up ? greenlee : it 's going to be a long night , so we 're going to get some coffee . kendall : yeah . greenlee : will you call us if you hear anything ? ryan : i will . kendall : we have our cell phones . ryan : ok . kendall : ok . ryan : it 's getting harder to keep jake 's name out of this . zach : well , they do n't need anything else to worry about right now . ryan : any word from the team leader ? [ computer beeping ] zach : maybe that 's them now . this is slater . captain : this is yaccoub terab . we have your men , the doctor and the british national . we will kill them both unless you deposit five million american dollars in a bank account in our name in our nation . zach : not until i know that i know that my men are alive . yaccoub : how long will it take you to deposit the money ? zach : at least two hours . yaccoub : too long . by then , they will both be dead . zach : all right , all right . one hour . i need to tell aidan myself . yaccoub : no . do as we say and they may live . [ computer beeping ] ryan : they cut off transmission . yaccoub : will they save you ? or will we have to kill you ? jake : i do n't know . i guess you 're just going to have to wait and see . [ scene_break ] carmen : you should n't be in here , erica . you made a mistake . but you could be doing a lot of good on the outside . erica : i know . but the women in here , they need my help , too . carmen : well , then maybe you should start thinking of yourself for once . erica : wish my mother was alive to hear you say that ? carmen : why ? erica : well , there are some people , i mean , mostly people on the outside , who would say they think that i 'm a little self - centered . carmen : get out of here . erica : no , it 's true . carmen : all i 'm saying is if you need to be home , then find a way . the erica kane i know does not throw a pity party . she works out a plan and makes it happen . erica : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . where are my lists ? i mean , we still have a lot of changes that we want to make around here . we have some new beginnings to begin . ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : of course , i forgive you . and for what it 's worth , you knocking out treena , pretty hot . babe : oh , yeah , you think so ? j.r. : yeah . reminds me of this girl i used to know in san diego . babe : well , a lot has changed since then . j.r. : if you ask me , nothing 's changed . [ scene_break ] annie : after you take this check , i never want to hear from you again . no more handouts . and i swear , if you ever threaten my family again , i will make sure you go away for a really , really long time . richie : when your plans go up in smoke , give me a call . i think we 'll make a really good team . [ scene_break ] [ computer beeping ] ryan : that could be them . yaccoub : mr. slater , do you have the money ? zach : i need to talk to my men . yaccoub : you , talk . tell him you 're waiting for the money . zach : aidan . aidan : yeah . zach : the money is coming . i expect it will be transferred in 30 minutes . do you understand ? aidan : yeah , i do , thanks . jake and i owe you one . yaccoub : you will do as we ask . zach : i need your guarantee that both men will have safe transfer to the landing field and that they 'll arrive unharmed . yaccoub : no . you will not tell me what to do . pay and they may live . zach : i want your word . i need my men alive . greenlee : aidan . kendall : is that jake martin ? aidan : no worries , zach . just get us home safe . and tell greenlee that i love her . yaccoub : do we have a deal , mr. slater ? [ gunfire erupting ] greenlee : aidan , no . no . [ next_on ] warren ( to erica ) : opal tells me how much you 're suffering . opal : but you 're going to fix everything , are n't you , warren ? adam ( to dixie ) : tad has moved on . he has a wife , you know ? kendall ( to ryan ) : any sign of aidan or jake ? tad : jake ? somebody better talk to me .
erica talks to opal and asks about her family . when erica asks about jack , she is told that he is like a boat without a rudder . erica has a six - month sentence , but opal wants her home now and will work on a way to get her out of jail . aidan tells jake he is engaged to greenlee smythe , and jake can not believe it . greenlee is uneasy over aidan 's capture , and fearful she may lose another lover . palmer refuses to help erica get out of jail , but when asked by opal , william buffett offers his help . carmen believes that erica does not belong in jail .
marissa : hello , i 'm marissa . i 'll be helping you out today . aidan : hey , marissa . i just -- give me a couple of minutes to figure out what i want . marissa : no problem . you here on holiday or business ? aidan : neither , actually . marissa : oh , my god . i just thought with the accent and all -- aidan : i 've lived here for over seven years . marissa : oh , well , it 's nice that you 've never lost it then . i love a british accent . it 's why james bond is so popular no matter what brit 's playing him . i mean , even if it was like brad pitt saying , `` bond , james bond `` it just would n't do it for me the way daniel craig does . sorry , rambling . what looks good ? aidan : how are your bangers ? marissa : excuse me ? aidan : i 'm just messing around . it 's british for sausages . marissa : oh , ok . you mean the pasta and sausages . you are cute . um , they 're delish , one of my favorites . aidan : sold . marissa : ok . be right back . cheerio . [ cell phone ringing ] aidan : hello ? annie . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't get over how much better he looks already . zach : well , i 'm not a doctor , but i think it 's probably because he does n't have to work so hard to breathe anymore . almost looks happy , right ? kendall : mm - hmm . zach : he 's going to smile or something . that 's my boy . hey . erica : would you like some coffee ? zach : no , thanks . erica : have they told you yet when you can take him home ? kendall : pretty soon , i hope . this little one 's been in the hospital way too long . it 's high time he gets home and stays there for good . ryan : by the way they 're talking outside , he 's going to sprout wings and fly home soon . kendall : by the way , who 's talking ? ryan : david and scott chandler . i never thought i 'd hear it , but david hayward is making chandler enterprises sound like the second coming . david : and again , it 's important that you realize that a large share of the credit goes to chandler enterprises for stepping up to the plate and pushing forth with this new technology . they put their reputation on the line along with their money , and as a result , a young boy now has another chance at life . and i know i speak not just for my surgical team , but also for the parents of the boy when i express my heartfelt thanks to the chandler family . [ scene_break ] adam : ah , yes , yes , it 'll be a very small group , but probably not more than 15 people . yes , an assortment of hors d'oeuvres would be good . charles , go ahead , you know i trust your taste implicitly . yeah , i 'll see you then . j.r. : what was that all about ? adam : it was just having a little celebration to salute our success . thanks to our foray into med - tech business , chandler enterprises is on its way back to prosperity . j.r. : do n't you think you 're being a little premature ? adam : no , i just checked in with the hospital . ian slater is doing amazingly well . and scott is holding a press conference with hayward who has no choice but to sing our praises . all in all that 's , uh -- we 're pretty much on a forward momentum . j.r. : did you ever think that you might be setting us up for an execution instead ? adam : you 're being paranoid . j.r. : no , this is not paranoia . ian slater has a ticking time bomb in his chest . do n't brush this off . you heard what chappell said . there 's a 60 % chance that this valve will fail , and when we have to rip open his chest and fix the mistake that has a chandler logo stamped all over it , you 're going to have more than a few stockholders screaming for your head . you 're going to have zach slater over here with knives out , aimed for your neck . adam : all right ! all right , if we had known that the problem existed , it would have stopped the operation , of course , but the child was on the operating table . so what 's done is done . we just must keep a positive outlook and thank god for the good press . j.r. : you 're playing with a child 's life . do you have any idea what zach will do if our valve kills his kid ? adam : all right , enough . so we all keep our mouth shut and we wait . the longer that child lives , the better it is for our company , and simultaneously the better it is for our family . j.r. : what about ian 's family ? no parents should have to bury their child , especially over a stupid mistake that never had to be made . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , he 's going to be an amazing man when he grows up . look at all the battles he 's fought already and won in his short , little life . i mean , anything the world throws at him he 's going to be able to handle . it 's the kane in him . but those eyes and that very disarming smile , that definitely , definitely comes from his daddy . beautiful curly hair from you . i 'd say he 's the perfect mix of you and zach . kendall : mom , zach and i are not together anymore , and we 're not getting back together , just in case that 's where you 're headed . erica : i was merely pointing out that i think this baby got the best of both of you . kendall : i know how your mind works . you see zach and me being civil to one another , and you picture us back together . erica : well , would that be the end of the world ? kendall : it would involve two people who no longer exist . we 've changed , both of us . i 've moved on and so has zach . and we 've both accepted that , so i think you have to now . the only thing we share anymore are the boys . [ erica remembers ] zach : during this time she loved me and only me . and i loved her . erica : i think you still do . i certainly hope that your parents ' pig - headed stubbornness skips a generation . [ scene_break ] ryan : since when did your husband become adam chandler 's pr agent ? krystal : well , he 's chief of staff at the hospital . he just performed a ground - breaking surgery and it 's his job to promote the hospital . today that means cheerleading for adam . i doubt it will become a habit . david : all right , for now that 's all the information i will be able to provide , so -- reporter : will both of the parents be making a statement , and can you give us any information on just who they are ? david : we maintain strict patient confidentiality here at pvh . the parents right now are focusing on their son 's recovery . if and when they decide to come forward will be their decision entirely . but until then , i urge you to please respect their privacy and remember they 're going through a difficult time right now . now i 'd like to hand this over to mr. chandler for any questions you might have as i have work to do . so thank you very much . reporter : can you elaborate on what makes the chandler valve so revolutionary ? david : hey , have you been to see ian ? kendall : we just thought we 'd see what the circus was all about . zach : we appreciate your discretion . david : oh , no , no , are you kidding ? i mean , you 've been through enough stress already with ian 's heart failing . the last thing you 'd need is to get sucked into this mess , and we 're not out of the woods yet . zach : what does that mean ? david : look , ian is doing fine , ok ? but as i told you , the first three days following any valve replacement is most critical . i was just referring to the inevitable revelation that ian is part of the erica kane clan , so that 's going to open the press floodgates . enjoy your quiet while you can . kendall : what 'd he say ? what 's wrong ? zach : i do n't know . something about david -- there 's something he 's not telling us . [ scene_break ] annie : i wish you were here with me in the island . aidan : annie , do n't say anything more about where you are . you 've taken a big risk by calling me . annie : well , are you sorry i did ? aidan : no , i 'm not . it 's great to hear your voice . i miss you a lot . i 'm sorry things did n't work out the way we 'd planned , but we ca n't talk for long . annie : i just had to find out about emma . have you seen her ? aidan : not yet . i 'm sure she 's fine . how about you ? how are you doing ? annie : i miss you so much . i want to be holding you again so badly . aidan : me too . we have to wait until the search for you dies down . until then , be strong . annie : ok , i will be . i would do anything to be with you right now . aidan : listen , we have to hang up . be safe . annie : i will be . i love you . [ wearing a dark wig , annie watches aidan ] [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , i know david 's not on your best - friend list , but he just saved our son 's life . and he saved mine earlier this year , so why do you have to think the worst of him ? zach : you 're right . we should n't share our feelings anymore . ryan : is everything ok ? kendall : zach thinks that david 's not telling us -- zach : like i said , let 's drop it . kendall : well , ian 's going to be home soon and then it 'll be like this nightmare never happened . erica : listen , i just got a call from adam , and he seems to be in a mood to want to celebrate little ian 's very successful surgery , and he 'd like to do that tonight . just going to have a small party at the mansion . he 'd like us all to be there . zach : i 'm going to stay with my boy . erica : i do n't blame you for that . zach : but you guys go , have a good time . [ scene_break ] krystal : do you want to tell me what that side show is all about ? david : what , the press conference ? not my idea . krystal : of course , it was n't . it was adam 's , but you went along with it . why would you of all people suddenly pour on the praise for the chandlers ? david : adam and i , we came to a little understanding . we agreed to put our personal feelings aside for ian 's sake . krystal : ok , let me get this straight . you are burying the hatchet with adam over ian , but you are going to war with him over little adam ? what 's wrong with this picture ? david : you should know by now that everything i do is done with little adam foremost in my mind . this case was no different . [ scene_break ] adam : will you stop being so dramatic ? i 'm in touch with the hospital on a regular basis . little ian is doing beautifully , all right ? you 're acting like a little old lady . how did the presser go ? did hayward play ball ? scott : oh , yeah . he told them his patient was alive , thanks to us . adam : ooh , i feel an imminent rise in chandler stock . j.r. : you did n't think that hayward would tell the truth , did you ? that he would put a child 's life on the line in exchange for visitation rights of his grandson ? adam : you know the floor is getting wet . why do n't you go rain on somebody else 's parade ? i think dr. chappell would like to hear this news . why do n't you fill him in ? give him this . scott : this is a lot of money . adam : oh , yes , well , compared to the expected sales , that 's just a little more than a rounding error . but tell him it is for a job well done and there will be more as our success continues . j.r. : you know you ca n't just throw money at this in hopes that it goes away . adam : oh , no . you 're wrong about that . i expect you to know that money has a marvelous massaging effect on the guiltiest of consciences . do n't worry , dr. chappell wo n't be a problem for long . [ scene_break ] krystal : what kind of deal did you make with adam ? david : the days of sneaking around the chandler tunnels to see our grandson are over . from now on all we have to do is march right up to the front door and knock . krystal : i 'm sorry , i just do n't believe that . i do n't believe that adam or j.r. would give you free rein with little adam , i mean , just for talking up their company to the press . david : well , maybe not free rein , but close enough . in fact , you and i have a little invitation today for a celebration at the mansion . krystal : there 's something you 're not telling me . david : what do you mean ? like a secret between us ? now why would i do something like that to you ? man : here you are . everything 's in order . all it needs are your signatures . david : that 's great , thank you . krystal : what is it ? david : oh , just a little insurance policy , a legal guarantee regarding my visitation with my grandson . you see , unlike you , krystal , i 'm not holding onto secrets . i made a straight up deal with adam to put the heart valve into little ian in exchange for access to our grandson . krystal : you bargained with ian 's life ? what if something happened ? david : but it did n't . and i satisfied my part of the bargain . this is going to guarantee that adam holds up his . [ scene_break ] marissa : as promised , delicious - looking bangers . aidan : thanks , the sausages look good , too . marissa : let me know if you need anything else . aidan : i 'm fine . this is great , thanks a lot . man : marissa , could i see you a moment ? aidan : oh , i 'm sorry if i got you into any trouble by chatting you up . marissa : no , no , no , not to worry . it 's about a catering job today . enjoy . [ cell phone ringing ] aidan : you ca n't keep calling me . man : it is ghassan . aidan : ghassan , i 'm very disappointed in you . i 'm paying you to keep an eye on annie . she grabbed a cell phone , and she 's called me . what if that call has been traced ? ghassan : i 'm afraid it 's rather worse than that , my friend . she gave me the slip two days ago . i have been searching the islands and have come to the conclusion that she has left the maldives . aidan : what about interpol ? ghassan : they have tracked her here . they 're asking questions , but i 'm not sure they know she 's left as of yet . aidan : delay them as much as you can . ghassan : you have my humblest apologies , my friend . aidan : that 's fine . i have a good idea where she might be headed . [ scene_break ] [ dr. chappell watches tv ] david : and again , it 's important that you realize that a large share of the credit goes to chandler enterprises for stepping up to the plate and pushing forth with this new technology . reporter : that was chief - of - staff , dr. david hayward , a short time ago at pine valley hospital describing a revolutionary new heart valve implanted in a young boy only 21 months of age . dr. chappell : why did n't you say anything ? you could have stopped this before it got this far . scott : look , i tried . but by the time i heard the prototype was defective , it was already too late . dr. chappell : yeah , well , we have to do something . we have to make this right . scott : maybe you 're wrong about it . i mean , all this time you have been so positive . dr. chappell : no , i never expected it to move this fast . when i heard your initial press conference , i stayed up all night going over my calculations . now the mechanics that ensure that there 's no backflow on the valve are too restrictive . it could lead to the valve not opening fully . scott : but is n't that something that dr. hayward would be able to recognize before he closed ? dr. chappell : yes , but even if it does n't show up then when he puts the valve in , it does n't mean it ca n't happen later . scott : no , i think -- i think you 're being over - cautious . dr. chappell : this is a child 's life we 're talking about . there 's no such thing as being overly cautious . all right , look , before you put this valve in another patient , there need to be some adjustments . now get these to engineering . i 've made some notes on what needs to be altered . they 'll know what to do . scott : all right , i 'll get them there right away . oh -- here . dr. chappell : what 's this ? scott : we wanted to make sure that you were properly compensated for all your hard work . [ dr. chappell rips up the check ] dr. chappell : and i thought you were different . get out . you 're no better than your greedy uncle . go on , get out . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . zach : hey . you 're not going to adam 's celebration party ? kendall : no , no way . i ca n't celebrate , not until ian 's home safely . what is it you saw in david 's eyes that made you feel so uneasy ? zach : i saw lies . [ scene_break ] j.r. : marissa , you 're catering . marissa : good guess . where do i set up ? j.r. : in the parlor . the kitchen 's this way . marissa : so what 's the big occasion ? j.r. : you have n't heard ? hayward performed the surgery on ian slater using my family company 's valve . marissa : and the little boy is ok ? j.r. : so far . marissa : that 's wonderful . i know how concerned you were . congratulations . and david was the hero ? j.r. : not quite . he did n't do this out of the goodness of his heart . he did it in exchange for visitation rights of my son . david used a dying child as a bargaining chip . marissa : well , maybe it would n't have come to that if you 'd have let him see his grandson in the first place . j.r. : you do n't know squat about david hayward . marissa : i know that he 's a brilliant surgeon and that he loves his grandson , that 's what counts , right ? j.r. : no , the man destroys lives . women are his specialty , starting with my late mother , and then a long line of women right up until krystal . did you know that david got her addicted to pills ? right after babe died , she became completely dependent on them . he used them to brainwash her , and then he busted up her marriage , and then married her himself in order to get custody of my son . so , yeah , i 've got a big chip on my shoulder about it . marissa : well , if all this is true , then why is your dad allowing david to visit little a ? j.r. : my father saw it as a fair corporate move in order to score a profit . marissa : well , i 'll say your dad behaves just as badly as david . something about glass houses and throwing stones comes to mind . j.r. : well , you 're absolutely right . my father 's no better than hayward . if i had my way , they 'd both crash and burn for what they 've done . [ scene_break ] gayle : this party is not a good idea . you 're supposed to be resting . adam : did i ask for your advice ? gayle : i 'm getting paid for it . adam : well , i 'm not getting paid to take it . erica : but adam , adam , she makes a very good point . you should n't be overdoing it . adam : would you relax ? i 'm fine . i feel great . i feel stupendous . all around me companies are folding and my company is up 15 % , so i 'm going to celebrate and i do n't care . you ca n't stop me . i do n't care who you are . oh -- well , you 're early . the party has n't started yet . david : i realize that , but there 's some business we need to take care of . adam : not that i 'm aware of . david : well , just a few loose ends before the other guests show up . i 'd like you to put your signature on these . erica : oh , no , i do n't think so . adam is not signing anything . david : we had a deal , adam . adam : oh , yes , yes . that 's something i need to talk to my lawyer about . david : fine . we 'll be upstairs visiting our grandson in the meantime . krystal : i 'll -- i 'll be up in a second , ok ? david : sure . erica : now just what do you think you 're doing ? what kind of a contract do you have with david ? adam : you were the one who was begging me to help ian . erica : so you made a deal with the devil ? krystal : easy now . david saved ian 's life . adam : something for which you still have to speak to me . i hope we 're to speak in private sometime very soon . krystal : yeah , even though he did use his grandson as a bargaining chip . adam : you make it sound so distasteful . i merely arranged visitation between a grandfather and his grandson . it 's not as if i put him up for sale . krystal : excuse me . erica : you really did that for ian ? adam : you were very persuasive , as only you can be . and i did have the ulterior motive of wanting to put the valve to work . erica : and what did j.r. have to say about it ? adam : hmm . [ scene_break ] marissa : i know families have their dynamics , but it sounds like world war iii around here . j.r. : well , these personalities , it 's like putting matter and antimatter together . you risk the whole universe imploding . marissa : but still , it all comes down to your son , right ? and how he has all these people who love him ? i mean , i wish i still had that . all my family is gone . j.r. : i 'm so sorry . krystal : you 've still got me . j.r. : your husband is n't here , is he ? krystal : yeah . he 's upstairs with little a . j.r. : alone ? marissa : some group of people you 've got yourself mixed up with here . [ scene_break ] zach : you were at the press conference . who was that ? what happened to david , self - confident and arrogant ? what happened to him ? i did n't know who that was talking out there , mentioning chandler i do n't know how many times . something is wrong . kendall : no , i ca n't think that way , zach . i ca n't . not when ian is alive and that valve is why . zach : yeah , you want to celebrate . i get that . i want to celebrate , too . it 's all i want to do is celebrate . but i 've got this feeling , and i do n't know what to do with it . kendall : ok , well , i think right now we need to just concentrate on ian , and getting him home safely , and keeping him healthy . zach : oh , he 'll stay healthy . god help them all , if he does n't . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , guys . how are we doing ? everything ok ? corrina : yeah , she was a dream , as usual . ryan : oh , good . of course , she was a dream . she 's my little girl . hey , listen , can you stay a little bit longer ? i 've got to run to a reception at the chandlers ' . i just came by to get my jacket , kiss my girl . corrina : yeah , no problem . emma : can i come ? ryan : um , you know what ? yeah , you can come . you can come and play with little a . how about that ? emma : yay ! ryan : yay ! well , there you go . i guess you 're officially relieved , huh ? corrina : all right . have fun , emma . ryan : we 'll walk you out . ok , come on . i 've got my jacket . i got my girl . i 'm all set . let 's do it . give me one second . one second . all right . [ aidan picks the lock at ryan 's penthouse and lets himself in ] [ scene_break ] david : oh , that was a good shot . [ laughing ] david : it 's good to see you again , buddy . i missed you so much . and look at you , look at you . you 're getting so big . every single day you 're getting bigger . i know it 's been tough lately . everybody fighting and you having to move in with the hubbards for a while . all of that is over , ok ? i promise you . and you 're going to get to see your granddaddy david a lot more often now . i love you so much , buddy . so , so much , ok ? [ door opening ] j.r. : get out . little adam : what 's the matter , daddy ? j.r. : nothing , son . i just need to have a word with your grandfather . david : see you later . if you 're having a problem with the deal your daddy made , take it up with him . right now i 'm just trying to make up for some lost time with my grandson . j.r. : i think you 're both heartless bastards for using my son in your twisted deal . i 'm warning you , you even think about taking my son out of this house -- david : relax , junior . as long and you and your daddy keep up with your end of the bargain , everything is fine . we 'll call it a ceasefire . but if you try to keep me from my grandson again , the gloves come off . understood ? j.r. : excuse me . david : hey , what 's up ? gayle : i thought you might want to know . mr. chandler seems to be doing better lately , much more lucid . david : has he been taking his pills ? gayle : as prescribed . david : well , all right . i think we should up the dosage . i 'm concerned he might be having a relapse . [ scene_break ] erica : hello . hi . adam : what do you want ? gayle : time for medication . adam : oh , come on . ca n't you see i 'm having a party here ? gayle : stop behaving like a child and take your pills . adam : ok . gayle : thank you . adam : you 're welcome . well ? scott : he would n't take the money . he tore up the check . adam : how much does the good doctor want ? what 's it going to take to keep his mouth shut ? scott : so that 's why you sent me over there , to pay him for his silence . adam : no , i sent you to buy girl scout cookies from him . of course , that 's why i sent you . we ca n't have chappell shooting his mouth off . everybody has a price . what 's his ? scott : it 's not like that . all he cares about is saving lives . he was pretty upset it was rushed the way that it was . adam : oh , great . a bleeding - heart brainiac with an overblown conscience . well , we 're going to have to think this through again . i 'll let you know . [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] aidan : annie . [ scene_break ] david : you seem a bit preoccupied . you should lighten up . it 's supposed to be a celebration . scott : i 'm just kind of overwhelmed , that 's all . you know , after months of planning and suddenly the valve is actually inside a human being . i never thought i 'd see the day . david : you almost did n't . scott : what do you mean ? david : if i had installed that valve per standard procedure , ian slater never would 've made off the operating table . you guys were sloppy with the anchoring system . if i had sutured the device as designed , you would 've got backflow problems right from the get - go . i had to improvise to fix your company 's screw - up . so i suggest you go back to the drawing board . fix it before you use it again . scott : but ian 's going to be all right , though , is n't he ? david : yeah , thanks to me and the fact that i know what i 'm doing . because , if anything ever happened to zach slater 's kid , we 'd all end up in the desert somewhere after an unfortunate accident with a wood - chipper . so , again , i suggest you get your r & d act together . fix that valve . but be quiet about it . scott : we have a problem . chappell was right . there was a problem with the valve . hayward just told me that he had to improvise in the or . j.r. : does my dad know ? scott : no , not yet . but he is so paranoid at the possibility that he tried to bribe chappell . j.r. : all right , well , you have n't seen anything yet . my father will stop at nothing to keep his company from going under . my advice , keep your head down and your mouth shut . understood ? scott : yeah . all right . [ phone ringing ] [ knock at door ] dr. chappell : coming . [ phone continues ringing as dr. chappell answers the door ] [ scene_break ] opal : oh , you scared the living daylights out of me . oh , took a year -- [ opal screams when she sees annie standing on the balcony with her hand up to the door ] [ scene_break ] adam : yes , i want to thank you all for coming here today to celebrate this -- um ... what has happened has happened for a -- a reason . it -- it 's right on target . erica : you know , i think that adam is having a little difficulty making a sincere thank - you to david hayward . so i will . you saved little ian 's life , dr. hayward . and we all thank you from the bottom of our hearts . all : here , here . erica : and i know that j.r. has a few words of his own to say . j.r. ? j.r. : this is chandler 's first foray into the med - tech field . and we 're just all very grateful for its resounding success . woman : here , here . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] scott : dr. chappell ? [ knock at door ] scott : dr. chappell , you ... [ scott opens the door and finds the doctor hanging from the ceiling ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i think it 's time for a little coffee . do you want some ? zach : ian ? ian ?
marissa meets aidan at the yacht club . ian is recovering from surgery in his crib . david and adam are at a press conference praising the heart valve . zach listens in with concern on his face . adam is planning a celebratory party at the chandler mansion . so far , ian is doing well . jr says that ian has a ticking time bomb in his chest , and if zach finds out that his son 's valve may stop working , he will be on the warpath . zach is suspicious that david is not telling them everything about ian 's surgery . annie calls aidan at the yacht club and pretends to be on the maldives islands . krystal is suspicious about david and adam 's agreement ; she wants to know the details of the agreement . scott brings dr. chappell a check from adam ; the doctor tears up the check after determining that it is a bribe to keep quiet about the valve . aidan 's friend tells him that annie has left the maldives . david fixed the valve 's flow problems that doctor chappell says exist , before implanting it into ian .
adam : yeah . brooke : okay . winifred : passport . brooke : oh ! winifred : itinerary 's in there , too . [ panting ] adam : oh , winifred ! brooke : oh , thank you , winifred . adam : thank you . god , i hate leaving you ! brooke : i hate it , too . but , um , aj said to give him a shout when you really are leaving , okay ? adam : oh . yes . brooke : oh , um , hey , miranda . i thought -- was n't aj part of this tutoring session ? miranda : coffee run . but that was kind of a while ago . brooke : oh . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] dixie : aj ? i did n't know you come here . aj : i do n't . i just -- i had to pick up some forms for baseball . figured what the hell . dixie : oh . well , i 'm glad . and i know your father would be happy , too , if he knew . he loves you so much . aj : if he really loved me , he would n't have brought a gun to my grandfather 's engagement party and ruined everybody 's life ... including mine . dixie : if anybody is to blame for that ... it 's david hayward . [ scene_break ] jesse : thanks , jane . jane : you got it , chief ? zach : what about the fbi ? jesse : well , they 're cross - checking the koslovs ' irs records to see if any of their legitimate businesses are , potential fronts . zach : ice ? jesse : yeah -- they 're expanding their koslov watch beyond drugs and human trafficking . angie : hey ! twice in one week , i catch you two with your heads together . jesse : hey , babe . angie : i thought you 'd be long gone by now . what are you still doing in town ? [ scene_break ] miranda : i just texted him again . still no answer . brooke : when did you speak to him ? adam : we did speak this morning . i told him i would call when my plane landed . brooke : do that . it 'll mean a lot to him . adam : keep an eye on him while i 'm gone . brooke : oh , i will keep him in line . i know dixie has her hands full with her daily visits to jr . adam : not to mention keeping hayward away from him . brooke : i ca n't believe when you told me that dixie found him in jr 's room . adam : i think the man has , uh , an agenda . and i wish i knew what it was . brooke : hmm . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] david : aj , is that you ? oh , my god . i almost did n't recognize you ! look at you ! you 've become quite the young man . aj : i thought the guard outside my dad 's room was to keep you from getting near him . david : well , your father is n't the only patient here in this hospital . aj : i thought you lost your medical license . david : i lost a lot of things , aj . but hopefully not my grandson . let me look at you . you definitely favor your mother . you have her eyes . aj : whatever . david : look . what i did to your father -- i never meant to hurt you . i hope you realize that . and that is something that i will regret for the rest of my life . aj : it 's your problem -- not mine . david : you want to be angry with me , that 's fine . go ahead . but if there 's ever anything that you need ... i 'm here for you , all right ? all you have to do is call . dixie : what 's david doing here ? he knows he 's not supposed to be anywhere near your father 's room ! listen -- you keep hayward away ! and if he causes any trouble , you call the police , okay ? what did he say ? was he harassing you ? aj : he did n't do anything . dixie : aj , you stay away from him . [ scene_break ] cara : that was quick . david : well , your message said that you wanted to see me . cara : yes . david : well , that 's quite the shift since last we spoke . cara : yeah . well , i would like to apologize for ... my behavior . i 've been brushing you off , avoiding you , basically ... [ scoffs ] treating you like crap . david : well , that 's pretty much like most people here in pine valley . cara : but i 'm not most people , david . we shared a baby together . david : thank you for remembering that . cara : of course , i remember . and that 's why i wanted to see you . it 's time i told you everything that happened with our baby . so , after everything that happened that night and after you went to prison , i needed to get out of here . david : that 's understandable . cara : i rejoined doctors without borders . i went to haiti . i thought that would be a really good place for me to take my mind off of things . david : well , then you must have worked with walter contin . he runs the surgical relief for dwb in port - au - prince . cara : you know , i -- um , i worked with a lot of people over there , and i just -- i do n't remember everyone 's name , so ... david : right . so , did leaving pine valley -- did it help you ? cara : well , yeah . i mean , of course . i mean , seeing that devastation , seeing what everyone lost , it made me realize how lucky i am , you know ? i had my health . i had a -- a great job that i loved . i had a -- a baby on the way . and then there was this , uh , one day where i started feeling these abdominal pains . so i took myself to the hospital , and the ob - gyn checked me out , she said that she did n't see anything wrong with me . but she put me on bed rest for the remainder of my pregnancy , just to be safe . david : and yet you still miscarried . cara : yes . david : that must have been really hard for you -- being alone ... no friends , no family . i 'm sorry i was n't there for you . cara : i knew how much a baby meant for you , david . and i wanted to tell you in person , because i felt you deserved it . but i could n't travel , and i could n't reach you by phone from haiti . david : but the letter you sent me was n't mailed from haiti . cara : well , um , i had a courier from our camp who took it to the states for me . david : well , why did n't you just wait to get home and then come see me in person ? cara : because i knew you knew that the baby was coming , and -- and you were waiting for the news . and i did n't want you to think that you had a child when you did n't . david : well , i guess that explains the letter a little better . cara : look , i wanted to tell you in person . you know , it 's just that every time i got ready to visit you ... the thought of facing you , you know , and just reliving all that heartache , i just could n't do it . david : cara , it 's been five years . are you honestly telling me that , in all that time , you could n't have found the strength , not even once , to come and see me face to face and tell me how my child died ? cara : i 'm sorry . i could n't . david : and you 're sure there 's no other reason , beside your grief , that kept you from coming to see me ? [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] celia : a general quadratic equation can be written in the form -- miranda : celia , that 's like the bazillionth time . would you just answer it , please ? it seems like whoever it is wo n't stop until you do . celia : i just do n't want to him . miranda : `` him `` ? spill ! celia : it 's just some guy i thought was really great who turned out to be a total jerk . miranda : you , too ? my guy was n't just a jerk . he was a total asshole . but then again , i 'm sure your guy was n't asking you to do a threesome with another girl . celia : did someone actually want you to do that ? miranda : yeah . worst part is , i -- i really thought he liked me , wanted to be alone with me . celia : yeah . if it helps , i thought my guy really liked me for me , too , until i overheard some buddy of his talking about taking my `` v `` card . and to think i was going to risk getting my guardian angry for him . miranda : wait -- your guardian ? do n't you have parents ? celia : no . my parents died when i was a baby . miranda : oh , i 'm so sorry . celia : what about yours ? miranda : uh , well , my dad came from a cup . my mom 's gay . she used a sperm donor . celia : oh . [ chuckles ] do you know anything about him ? miranda : no , nothing . it 's not like my mom ever met the guy . i do n't think she even wanted to . but i will admit , though ... sometimes , i do wish i knew who he was , or at least what he looked like . celia : yeah , i do n't blame you . here . look . this is my dad . miranda : [ chuckles ] where 's the other half ? celia : the guy i was telling you about ? he has it . miranda : [ winces ] awkward . celia : hm - mmm . and it 's the only picture i have of my mom . i 've had it my whole life , and now it feels like there 's this part of me out there i might not get back . miranda : ca n't you just ask him for it ? celia : i could , if i ever even wanted to see him again , but i do n't . [ scene_break ] opal : so , uh , how was your big night with miss celia ? pete : she did n't show . opal : oh ! well , gosh ! i 'm -- i 'm sorry . pete : yeah , me too . opal : well , let 's face it , sugar plum . the only woman you can ever really count on is your mama . [ scene_break ] jane : hey , angie ! are you sitting or to - going ? angie : uh , just a tea with steamed nonfat , to go . opal : okay , coming up . angie : so , what 's keeping you in pine valley ? oh , that 's right . you did say that you wanted to hire some pd officers to help expand your security team , right ? jesse : right . zach : and he 's helping me with a case . angie : yeah , well , it must be a really big case , 'cause jesse 's just been a bundle of nerves lately . jesse : baby , you now i ca n't talk about the case . angie : yeah , i do . [ cell phone chimes ] jesse : [ coughs ] angie : oh , damn ! jesse : what 's wrong ? angie : oh , nothing . i was just hoping that this text was from cassandra . [ sighs ] you know , you have n't heard from her , have you ? jesse : no . why ? angie : well , i 've sent her three texts , and she has n't responded . and she 's usually so good about getting back to me . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] dixie : oh , hang on , now . monitor beeping ] dixie : [ exhaling sharply ] tad ? [ laughs ] hey ! hey ! oh ! how are you ? does this mean that your job 's over and that you 're coming home ? oh . no , no , no , no . that 's okay . i , uh -- i understand . i - i just miss you , that 's all . oh . are you sitting down ? [ chuckles ] david 's back . [ scene_break ] david : did griff have something to do with turning you against me ? cara : no . no ! it was n't my brother . it was n't , uh -- no . no one can tell me who i can or can not see , okay ? i stayed away from you for my sanity , david . that was the reason . david : [ sighs ] you know , i really wish i could believe you , cara . cara : well , i 'm not just gon na make up something to please you , david , you know ? i - i was hoping you would appreciate me telling you what i did . david : i do . cara : so let it go ... and move on , and let me do the same . [ scene_break ] jane : here you are . angie : thanks , jane . jane : you are welcome . angie : here you go . jesse : oh , we should go . zach : yeah . angie : so , where are you staying while you 're here . zach : i 'm at the , uh -- [ cell phone ringing ] zach : uh , i got to take this . slater . okay . what you got ? jesse : um ... maybe i should go with him , in case he needs my help . angie : wait , wait , wait ! come here ! jesse : yeah . angie : what is going on with you ? well , you look like you 're about to jump out of your skin . jesse : it 's the case . angie : no , it 's not the case . it 's got something to do with you . and i want to know what it is . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] miranda : uh , dude ? where 's my skinny vanilla latte ? aj : huh ? oh ! man ! um , you know what ? i had it , and then , uh , this kid on a skateboard totally slammed into me . there was coffee everywhere . it was -- miranda : ugh , i 'm dying with all this math stuff ! no offense . winifred : this came for you . aj : ah , thank you . yep . celia : oh , those are gorgeous . who 's the lucky lady ? miranda : me . we were supposed to go to the school dance together . not as a couple -- just friends . aj : seemed like the right thing to do , according to `` the bachelor . `` celia : [ laughs ] aj : which i have never seen , just heard about , i swear . celia : i 'll never tell . miranda : well , thanks , anyway , ace . but i 'm not going to that dance . i ca n't face all those people , not after what hunter did to me . and besides , you 're suspended , anyway . god , school sucks ! yeah , you know , i 'm gon na -- i 'm gon na go help winnie whip up some caffeine . looks like it 's gon na be a long night . aj : [ sighs ] celia : there has got to be something that could cheer her up . [ scene_break ] jane : okay , not that i 'm complaining , because this is gon na make me a ton of money , why is a guy who looks like you and smells like you spending his evening syncing up data with me in a coffee shop ? pete : [ scoffs ] jane : it 's not the kind of hot night i know you want . pete : it 's plenty hot . jane : that 's the coffee , and you 're deflecting . pete : i 'm not . jane : why are n't you out on a date with that cutie from bramwell hall that i know you 're crushing on ? pete : you mean celia ? jane : yeah . pete : i do n't think she 's interested . jane : uh , she looked really interested the other night when i saw you outside . pete : [ sighs ] looks can be deceiving . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . jesse : hey . anything else ? zach : [ sighs ] maybe . there 's a place in center city called the fancy finger nail salon . a lot of male clientele . jesse : what kind of guy goes to a nail salon to get his nails done ? zach : uh ... i do n't know . apparently , men do . but here , they look for a little more than a buff and a polish . my source says that he sees women going out of the place , but only early in the morning and late at night . the rest is all men . jesse : let 's go . [ scene_break ] [ book slams ] miranda : [ gasps ] [ groans ] uh , what -- what happened ? celia : enough studying for tonight . miranda : [ groans ] wait . where did aj go ? did n't he say he was coming right back ? how long does it take to do a chart on european parliament elections ? celia : mm , you 'd be surprised . brooke : how is that tutoring going ? miranda : she tortured me for hours . brooke : good . [ laughs ] i figured the two of you would get along . celia : how was the center ? brooke : uh , actually , i did n't go . i went to visit with pete and opal , and i told him how gorgeous those flowers were that he sent you . celia : [ chuckles ] oh . brooke : did something happen the two of you ? celia : nothing , thank god . brooke : well , maybe it 's for the best . i mean , from what i hear , he 's not going to be in town that long , anyway . [ scene_break ] jesse : you see anything ? zach : no . must have gotten tipped off . jesse : there 's got to be something here . zach : let 's find out . [ scene_break ] [ mid - tempo music plays ] pete : i thought you 'd want that back . celia : i did . thank you for returning it . pete : it was nice talking to you . celia : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] aj : [ sighs ] mm - hmm . mm - hmm . miranda : whoa ! what you are oding on ? aj : adrenaline . yeah , i got this project done . miranda : [ sighs ] you 're suspended . what 's the rush ? and , hey , i want to talk to you right now . it 's important ! aj : [ sighs ] okay . miranda : you lied to me ... before , about the coffee run . aj : no , i did n't . miranda : you never went to jane 's , did you ? aj : are you serious ? miranda : look , i heard dixie talking about how she thinks it might be good for your dad to hear your voice , and -- aj : okay . guilt trips so do n't work on me . miranda : it would be cool if you did ... go visit him , you know ? look -- i know it sucks seeing him be so far away -- aj : look -- he 's not away ! he 's gone ! and it 's actually been kind of nice not having to deal with all his shit . seeing him again would just -- would just mess up my life . why would i want that ? god . i got stuff to do ! miranda : [ chuckles ] [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] jesse : all this shit , and none of it ties the place to the koslovs . damn it ! zach : these guys are real pros . they know how to sweep a place clean . [ sighs ] jesse : so now what ? zach : i saw a dumpster in the alley out back . maybe they 're not as professional as they think they are . it 's worth a shot . what do you say ? jesse : let 's go . [ scene_break ] angie : i 'm glad that cara finally told you what happened so you can move on . david : i do n't know . i think that 's what cara was hoping for . angie : [ sighs ] do n't torture yourself , david ! look -- cara tried to give you peace . now you need to see that as the gift that it was and push past this . david : i just ca n't help but feel that there was something more to this story that she 's not telling me . and i need to find out why . [ scene_break ] cara : so you do understand the importance of this request . uh , all records must be destroyed -- every e - mail , every memo , every scrap of paper . there ca n't be any evidence that i was ever there . and more important ... no one can ever know why i was in your clinic . is that clear ? [ scene_break ] dixie : [ sighs ] aj ran into david , and i suspect david took [ sighs ] full advantage of the opportunity to bond with his grandson . maybe i should n't be telling you this , but the fact is , if you were awake , it would be your problem , too . and i suspect you 'd be just as disturbed as i am that david is honing in on aj at his most vulnerable . i 'm sure david 's argument would be that aj needs a man in his life . and he does . but not that man . not if i have anything to say about it . what aj needs is his dad . he needs you , jr . just like i need my son . [ sighs ] [ monitor beeping ] jr : [ weakly ] mom . dixie : [ gasps ]
adam leaves for a business trip and asks brooke to keep an eye on aj . he is worried about him since david is back in pine valley . aj goes to visit jr at the hospital . dixie arrives for her daily visit and is happy to see aj , because he has n't visited his father in a long time . aj tells dixie that jr ruined his life and the lives of so many other people and maybe it 's best that he not wake up from the coma . dixie tells aj that the person he should blame for what happened five years ago is david not jr . david sees aj come out of jr 's room and tells him that if he ever needs anything , all he has to do is call him . dixie sees david talking to aj . once david leaves , she tells aj to stay away from david , because he is dangerous . miranda and celia take a break from their tutoring session and talk about the guys who hurt them and how awful they are . they never mention the names of the guys , but they tell each other what the guys did to them which now has them feeling hurt . celia tells miranda that her parents died in a car accident and now she has a very strict guardian . miranda tells celia that her father was a sperm donor , but she has always been curious about his identity .
[ previously_on ] reggie : what did you do ? luis : you are not a doctor , and you 're not going for one . shambala : why did you feel the need to copy your answers off of henry 's exam ? maria : are you sure that the man with the gun actually saw you ? maddie : he looked right at me . michael : get me what i want , you 'll never have to see me again . i 'll be waiting , darling . [ scene_break ] edmund : wait a minute , we know that -- that maddie saw the shooter . what are you telling me , that -- that he saw maddie ? maria : he pointed his gun right at her before he dragged the body away . edmund : she can identify him . maria : yeah , and he knows that . edmund : all right , we got to get the cops to pick this guy up . maria : yeah , before he comes after her . [ scene_break ] myrtle : we do n't want any . kendall : myrtle , please , let me in . myrtle : listen , if you want to lose that foot , just keep it there . kendall : i need to see boyd . myrtle : oh . well , wo n't do any harm . when pigs fly . kendall : what the hell ? [ scene_break ] lena : bianca , what 's -- you 're crying . your uncle jack -- is he worse ? come in . sweetheart , tell me what 's wrong . bianca : did you think that i would n't find out that you 're having an affair ? that you 're sleeping with somebody else ? shambala : i 'd appreciate a response . maggie : you think i cheated off of henry 's exam ? shambala : you both received the same score for identical responses . maggie : we had the exact same answers ? shambala : even in section c , when you could have chosen different formulas or methodology . maggie : that still does n't mean that i cheated off of his exam . [ scene_break ] reggie : what are you doing here ? joni : i changed my mind . reggie : oh , god . joni : are you visiting , or are you reading ? reggie : they 're for jackson , not you . joni : he 's going to hate them . reggie : what are you talking about ? cars and girls ? that 's all we like . you know nothing about us men . joni : ok , well , i know you had a jelly doughnut for lunch . reggie : so what ? joni : come on , let 's go . reggie : look , remember , luis was nowhere near that alleyway when jack got dumped . joni : ok , i 'm not going to lie . reggie : yes , you are . you were clear with it yesterday . joni : no , i was n't , ok ? i 'm here to set the record straight , ok ? reggie : no -- like hell you are , ok ? [ scene_break ] nurse : oh , i 'm sorry , doctor , i did n't know you were in here . flanders : shh . nurse : that 's right , the sedative . thank you . maddie : [ muffled ] mommy ! flanders : say good night , kid . edmund : thanks . derek 's on his way over . maria : ok , good . was there any chance that they might have already arrested the shooter ? maddie : mommy ! maddie : mommy ! edmund : doc , is everything -- maddie : daddy ! daddy ! mommy ! edmund : what , sweetie ? just try and relax , honey . maria : what 's wrong , honey ? did you have a bad dream ? maddie : he was here ! the bad man was here ! edmund : no , no , it 's just us , honey . maria : yeah , just us . maddie : no , i saw him ! maria : no , no , i think you were probably just having a bad dream , sweetheart . maddie : he just left ! edmund : no , that was the doctor , honey . maddie : he 's not a doctor . he 's not . in the park he had a gun ! just now he had a pillow and he was going to put it over my face , but then i called mommy and -- edmund : ok , stay here . maddie : he left ! maria : no , are you sure , sweetheart ? because , you know , dr. joe just gave you a sedative and that might make you a little bit confused . maddie : no -- maria : you positive ? maddie : he said a bad word when i called to mommy ! maria : ok , ok . it 's all right , sweetheart . it 's all right , love . it 's ok , mommy and daddy are here for you to keep you safe . do n't you worry . edmund : sweetie -- nothing . i 'll be right outside , ok ? derek : hey , edmund , officers combed the park -- aidan : there 's no sign of maddie 's gunman . edmund : derek , just seal the hospital . derek : what ? edmund : he 's here . he was here -- the shooter . maddie saw him close up . aidan : wait a second , he knows that maddie -- edmund : can identify him , yeah . derek : yeah , ok , i 'll secure the hospital . edmund : thanks . aidan : so how do you now he 's in the hospital ? edmund : because he was dressed up like some doctor , and he was in there with a pillow trying to smother my daughter , and then -- aidan : oh , my god . did anyone else get a look at him ? edmund : i do n't know . i just saw him for a second . he -- he took off that way , down the hall . aidan : so he could have taken off , right . derek : look , i 'll get a sketch artist down here , but for the time being , give me a description . edmund : uh -- 5'10 `` , a white guy , well - built , maybe 45 . derek : eye color ? edmund : i did n't get -- i really did n't see his face . derek : ok , well , maybe maddie can fill in the blanks . edmund : no , no , wait a minute , wait a minute . he may be here trying to finish the job . derek : which is why i need to question her . edmund : no , no , he could be here , trying to kill her ! derek : which is why i need to question her ! edmund : derek , i want you to tear this place apart and find him , or i will ! [ scene_break ] joni : unless you want to wear this plant , you 're going to let go of me . reggie : you better pray to god to make you smarter . joni : ok , the thug routine really does n't work , reggie . ok ? i 'm not afraid of you and i 'm not afraid of luis , either . ok ? if he comes after me , i 'll just turn him in to the cops so fast -- reggie : look , here 's the deal , ok ? look , listen to me -- if you shoot off at your mouth , he shoots a gun . it could be aimed at you or somebody close to you . do n't fool around with luis . jack : he 's hoping later on today . well , look at this . are n't i mr. popular . reggie : yeah . should n't you be resting , sleeping , or something ? joni : hi , mr. montgomery . my -- my mom sent this with me from her garden for you . jack : well , are n't they pretty . tell your mom thanks a lot . janelle : so where are you two headed ? joni : no -- no , we 're not together . reggie : yeah , no way . what are you doing here ? janelle : visiting . and hoping i can help find whoever shot jackson . you know , maybe we could offer a reward for information . i could hang fliers at the clinic . reggie : hey , why do n't you just stick to being a doctor , ok ? just leave the police stuff alone . jack : hey , hey , hey . ease up . reggie : no . it 's not going to do any good , getting in something she has no part of . janelle : i am part of it . jackson is my friend . i take that personally . jack : i need all the help i can get . anybody that knows anything about who put me in this bed , who shot me , i 'd be grateful to hear it . joni : mr. montgomery , i might be able to help you . [ scene_break ] kendall : how dare you shut me out ! you 'd better let me in , myrtle . tell boyd i 'm here ! myrtle : the whole street knows you 're here . how dare you chase him like this . get out of here ! kendall : well , who the hell made you his guard dog ? myrtle : and who did you think you were , coming into my living room dressed like a hooker and trying to turn my house into some kind of passion pit ? kendall : oh , please . myrtle : i suppose you thought you 'd get boyd drunk , and then you would seduce him into leaving erica and enchantment ? kendall : ok , relax . you know why ? you 're going to burst a blood vessel . myrtle : i should bust your fanny with buckshot . kendall : all right , fine . fine , i 'll leave , ok ? i 'll leave . but can you just please -- please tell boyd i came by ? myrtle : what makes you think he 'd care ? boyd : actually , i do care . myrtle : oh . boyd : it 's ok , myrtle . come on in , kendall . i 'd like to hear what you have to say . [ scene_break ] lena : i 'm not having an affair -- bianca : do n't ! do n't ! i just saw him leave . lena : bianca , there 's no other lover . let me explain . bianca : did you make love to him right here , in the same bed that you shared with me ? lena : no , i -- look , bianca , you got it all wrong . bianca : i know about michael cambias . i know about everything . lena : there 's nothing to know . bianca : i know you 're sleeping with him . i know you work for him . lena : i work for your mother . bianca : only because michael placed you there so that you could take down enchantment from the inside . lena : bianca , who told you all this ? bianca : just do n't deny it , lena . god , you 've already humiliated both of us enough . lena : all right . i wo n't deny it . it 's true . [ scene_break ] maggie : i aced that exam . but because you do n't know me very well , and because i 'm not top on your list , you think that i cheated . shambala : your exam is a photocopy of henry chin 's -- every symbol , every nuance duplicated . maggie : we studied hard together . henry and i reviewed everything . we memorized how to reach all those conclusions in the same way . shambala : there was too much opportunity for divergence , but you did n't . maggie : if i cheated , i would have changed some of the answers . ok ? i may not be your prize student , but i 'm not stupid . shambala : maggie , this university has a no - tolerance policy against cheating . you signed that policy when you enrolled in classes . maggie : i did n't cheat . i did n't . if i did , i would have changed some stuff . shambala : well , maybe in a way you wanted to get caught . maggie : you can hook me up to a lie detector , ok ? i did n't do it . shambala : you 're on probation , maggie . maggie : that 's not fair . shambala : hmm . dean schantz and i will discuss how to handle your case . maggie : you mean how to handle me . shambala : we 'll be in touch . maggie : you 're going to kick me out of school , are n't you ? you ca n't because i want to be a doctor ! shambala : expulsion might be your punishment , yes . maggie : i ca n't let you do this . shambala : i 'm really terribly sorry it has to happen this way . maggie : prof. stevens , wait . i can prove to you that i did n't do it . shambala : do n't make this any worse , maggie . maggie : like it could get worse . shambala : if you really had proof that you had n't cheated , you would 've shared it right away . maggie : i did n't want to -- i do n't think it 's my place to give it to you . shambala : hmm . well , one of you copied the other . if you 're accusing henry , you wo n't help your case . maggie : i 'm not accusing henry . i 'm just saying that i did n't do it . shambala : and you claim to have proof . well , maybe you 'll feel like presenting that to the dean . henry : you look like prof. stevens beat you up . maggie : worse . she accused me of cheating , henry . henry : oh , my god . oh , my god , maggie , i 'm so sorry . maggie : it 's ok . we 'll figure it out . henry : what are we going to do ? maggie : well , you 're going to have to tell them the truth . and do n't worry because i 'm going to be beside you , ok ? so however you want to handle this , you just let me know . henry : do n't do anything . maggie : what do you mean ? i want to be beside you . so when you go to prof. stevens and dean schantz , i will be by your side . henry : maggie , i -- i ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] jack : just how is it , joni , you think you could help me find who did this to me ? reggie : look , joni , you going to have to lay off the `` charlie 's angels `` stuff , ok ? she thinks she 's cameron diaz . it 's all right . joni : um , if it 's ok with you , i 'd like to put you on the youth group prayer list . we meet on wednesday nights . jack : well , that 's another kind of help . i certainly would appreciate that . thanks . joni : yeah , i 'm going to put the guy who shot you on , too . i just -- i 'm hoping that maybe he 'll realize what he 's done and , you know , keep him from hurting anyone else . jack : again , a great idea . i 'll pray for that myself . reggie : yeah , well -- yeah , jack . yeah , i can get down with that , too . i bought you these . jack : magazines . great . `` fast cars . `` i do n't really think you 're old enough to buy that last one , reggie . thanks , i 'll read myself to sleep . reggie : yeah . come on , why do n't i buy you a burger or something . you know , are you hungry ? joni : yeah . good night , mr. montgomery . jack : thanks , again , joni , for everything . well , kids seem to be getting along better , huh ? janelle : yeah , tragedies have a way of bringing people together . jack : whoa , whoa . janelle , i did n't die . janelle : you came close . jack : it 's too bad reggie could n't get any leads as to who put me in this bed . janelle : who says he did n't ? reggie : you like making me sweat , do n't you ? joni : what ? what ? reggie : acting like you 're going to turn in luis and then backing off . you 're not afraid you 're going to wind up in hell with a pitchfork rather than your little harp of yours ? joni : you know , i 'm sick of being mocked , because i believe in god , and i 'm not ashamed to admit it , ok ? reggie : hey , i 'm not asking you to be ashamed . personally , i really do n't care . joni : maybe you just -- you just need faith in a higher power , because otherwise you probably would n't have such a messed - up life . reggie : ok , look , do you really think me getting on my knees and praying to god is going to save me ? i do n't think so . joni : why not ? he saved me . reggie , without god , i 'd have died a long time ago . [ scene_break ] lena : yes , michael cambias and i have been involved , but not in the way you think . he approached me because of my position at enchantment . listen , bianca , about a month ago , michael offered me a huge amount of money to help him take over enchantment , and i refused . bianca : and did your refusal make him just want you more ? lena : bianca , please , do n't do this . bianca : oh , me ? me ? what , is that the end of your story ? lena : no . he did -- he was interested in me even though i refused -- on a personal level . bianca : yeah , sure , why not ? you 're quite a catch . i told you that so many times myself . lena : bianca -- yes , he wanted to sleep with me , but you must believe me . i wanted to tell him to go to hell , but i thought maybe if i string him along , it would be better for the company . i could stay one step ahead of him . bianca : so you slept with him for the good of the company ? oh , boy , lena , my mother 's going to love that on so many levels . lena : listen to me . i was just going to pretend to be interested , but -- until today , and today i told him . i told him i ca n't pretend anymore , and it 's never going to happen , and the last thing i wanted was for you to misinterpret my intentions . bianca , i did n't want to hurt you . bianca : how stupid do you think i am ? [ scene_break ] myrtle : you men are all the same -- i mean , pushovers for a pretty face . boyd : look , myrtle , i appreciate what you 're trying to do , ok , but i can protect myself . myrtle : i 'll be in the kitchen if you need me . boyd : i 'll be sure and yell . myrtle : yell , well , throw her out as soon as you can . boyd : look , if you 're here for a second crack at my formula , you can just forget it . kendall : no , i came here to tell you how sorry i am . trying to get your discovery , it was -- it was disgusting . michael made me think it was life or death to him . i thought i was proving my devotion to him . anyway , i 'll regret what i did for the rest of my life . boyd : yeah , well , it does n't have to be for that long . i 'm sure you 'll get over it . kendall : boyd , i 'm sorry . i 'm really , really sorry . i guess i -- i woke up a little late . boyd : well , better late than never , right ? congratulations . kendall : thanks . boyd , do you -- do you think there 's any chance that maybe you could trust me again ? [ scene_break ] maria : maddie , honey , you have been very , very brave . aidan : yeah , i have to agree with you . if i 'm ever in a tight spot , i would want you on my side . hey -- maria : yeah ? aidan : how are you doing with this ? maria : oh , i 'm -- well , i 'm going to be a lot better when they catch this guy . definitely . but now that we know what happened , we 're going to make sure that you stay safe . we 're going to keep him far away from you , are n't we ? aidan : i have to say , you got some very powerful friends , kiddo . edmund : yeah , and one of them , lt . derek frye right here , he 's got the entire police force looking out for you . they 're going to guard you just like you were a princess . maddie : with a dragon ? edmund : yeah , with a dragon . absolutely . you know you have your very own policeman ? maddie : honest ? edmund : it 's true . he 's going to be right outside that door , day and night . maddie : all mine ? derek : yeah , just like your daddy said , he 's going to be right outside that door . his name is ofc . wright and he answers only to you -- and me . maddie : good . edmund : listen , sweetheart , we need something , and you are the only one who can help us , ok ? maddie : ok . derek : do you think you can describe the man you saw holding the gun ? maria : edmund , i do n't think this is a good idea . derek : the man you saw shoot the gun -- what did he look like ? maria : derek , i really -- i think this is too soon . derek : i wo n't push . edmund : you remember , do n't you , honey ? doctor : tanya , can i speak to you for a minute ? maddie : yeah . he 's as tall as my daddy -- edmund : uh - huh . maddie : and -- that 's him ! that 's the man ! doctor : hey ! get off me ! help -- livvie : come on . i wo n't bite . derek : hey , let go of him ! let go , i got him ! i got him ! let him go ! doctor : call psych on 4 ! get a jacket down here ! derek : hey , lt . frye , pine valley police -- dr. davis . dr. davis : subdue that man ! derek : that wo n't be necessary . dr. davis : the hell it wo n't ! edmund : that badge could be a fake . dr. davis : what 's this all about ? nurse : they 're coming down right away , dr. davis . derek : dr. davis , there 's been a mistake . edmund : listen , um -- yeah . i 'm sorry . a man matching your description tried to attack my daughter . derek : yeah , the little girl saw you and thought you were the man . dr. davis : i assure you i 'm not . derek : right . edmund : ok , listen , i -- i overreacted . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . derek : look , dr. davis , can i have a minute with you , please ? the man we 're looking for , he 's masquerading as a doctor . maria : it 's all right , here comes daddy . it 's all right , sweetie . maddie : do n't let him get me , mommy . maria : no , no , no , no -- maddie : mommy . maria : no one 's going to get you . no one 's going to hurt you , honey . edmund : it was n't him , sweetheart . maria : it was n't ? edmund : no . maddie : stay with me , mommy , please . maria : ok , i will . maddie : stay with me . maria : i will , honey . i will . you know what ? i 'll crash right here with you . we 'll just have a big slumber party , ok ? edmund : yeah , i can order some pizza just like the old days . maria : yum . edmund : what do you think about that , huh ? and then maybe later we can get some dessert . maddie : yes , please . maria : how about if we have , like , mint chocolate chip hot fudge sundaes ? maddie : can we ? maria : yeah , we can . edmund : oh , for a hero like you ? absolutely . maddie : i 'm a hero ? maria : yeah , you are . edmund : oh , you are the best hero . but i 'll tell you what , sweetheart , even heroes get a little bit tired , and they need their sleep . maria : want to try to take a little nap ? maddie : i am kind of tired . maria : ok . you try to sleep . edmund : i 'm sorry i had to call you . maria : no , no , i 'm so glad that you called me . nothing mattered in the world except for getting down here and trying to get to her . i just -- i got here , i saw her laying in the bed , and she 's calling my name , just calling , `` mommy , mommy , `` and it 's breaking my heart because i just -- i wish i could 've taken her place . i would 've done anything to be the one who kept her from seeing that shooting . edmund : i know , i know . if we could take it all on , we would . maria : in a heartbeat . edmund : being a parent -- it 's the best and the scariest job , is n't it ? maria : yeah . [ scene_break ] henry : look , i know i should confess , but if i do , my medical career will be over . maggie : what about mine ? henry : well -- look , i 've got a 4.0 . if it gets around that i cheated , everything will be questioned . maggie : so to hell with me ? henry : maggie , no . but remember , i was going to come forward , and you convinced me i had to keep quiet . maggie : yeah , and that was before prof. stevens thought that i was the one who cheated . i thought you cared about me . i thought -- you 're going to let my throat get cut just because you 're afraid to disappoint your mother ? henry : hey , my mother sacrificed her life so that i could become a doctor . maggie : and now you 're asking me to sacrifice my career so you can have my dream ! henry : well , we might both get caught . maggie : well , if you find the guts to go and tell them , then maybe -- then maybe i can still stay ! henry : tell -- look , the truth is that you knew i was copying from you . you encouraged it , you allowed it . and when i wanted to come clean , you convinced me to shut up . maggie : oh , my god , are you serious ? you expect me to take the rap for you ? henry : look , it 's not just about me . all right , my mother and my uncle , they 've worked their entire lives so that -- maggie : oh , please . you know what , you 're not the man i thought you were . henry : come on , maggie , let 's talk about this . i do n't want to hurt you . maggie : you have , and the truth is that you do n't give a damn ! [ scene_break ] lena : i do n't think you 're stupid , just the opposite . what i said about michael -- bianca : that was true ? lena : yes ! bianca : you 've been lying to me ever since you came to pine valley . lena : no , i have n't , not to you . bianca : oh , please . all you had to do was smile , pretend to be kind , and i 'm so pathetic that i bought every single word . lena : bianca , you 're wrong . it 's not what i did , not with you . bianca : you know what ? i 've heard just about enough of this , and i think i 'm going to be sick . lena : no , no , do n't go . you 're wrong , bianca . bianca : just smile . just whisper anything in my ear . you know i 'm going to believe you . let go of me . lena : no , i wo n't , i ca n't . [ scene_break ] kendall : so michael thinks that we 're working together , that i 'm keeping quiet about his agenda while mine remains -- boyd : toppling erica and becoming the goddess of enchantment . kendall : sounds like me , does n't it ? well , as long as michael thinks i 'm his devoted minion trying to gain erica 's throne , i 'm safe . boyd : look , i do n't know , kendall . i mean , i still think you 're taking a big risk playing double agent . what if michael finds -- kendall : no , trust me , it 's worth it . it 's worth it . i ca n't wait to ambush that lying pig , to see his little face when he learns that i would join forces with erica just to bring him down . boyd : look , kendall , i 'm not kidding , ok ? if cambias finds out about your little plan , he 's going to come after you . kendall : you 're worried about me . boyd : yeah , i am , ok , and you should be , too . kendall : you care , even after all the awful things i 've done to you ? boyd : look , i know that was n't you . ok , i know you . i know it was michael . kendall : well , you can relax , ok ? the only thing i 'm going to get out of this is -- is self - respect . and if i 'm lucky , maybe your respect , too . boyd : yeah , well , you 've already got that . kendall : i do ? boyd : yeah , you do . and i want to help . if you 're going to take michael down , i want in . [ scene_break ] jack : so , janelle , you do n't know for sure that reggie 's withholding information about who shot me . janelle : i would n't be surprised if he was . has he told you anything about his family ? jack : not much . i know he 's got a couple of sisters . janelle : his older brother , george , was shot a few years back , in the chest . jack : just like me . janelle : and he was left in an alley , also like you . jack : who shot him ? janelle : someone that did n't like him talking to the cops . he had witnessed a crime , and he told the police everything he knew . jack : i appreciate you telling me this , janelle . it explains a lot . janelle : but there is one important difference between you and george . he did n't make it . he 's dead . [ scene_break ] reggie : so it was a party and there was drinks . a shot of liquor would n't kill you . joni : no , there 's nonalcoholic punch , too . reggie : and you were drinking it down . joni : yeah , because i did n't know that some idiot had spiked it with ecstasy . reggie : you were on x ? joni : no , no , they put it in my drink . reggie : yeah , sure . that 's your story . you liked the high , do n't you ? joni : no -- i do n't know because i passed out , and i went into a coma . reggie : no way . joni : no -- yeah , i did , and i felt like one of those kids in the commercial where , you know , `` it takes one hit and you can die `` thing . i do n't know . everyone else turned out just fine . reggie : so how come you got so ripped ? joni : i guess -- well , i think it 's because i needed to find what i was missing . reggie : oh , we 're to the god part now ? you want me to pray ? joni : the doctors told my parents i was n't even expected to live . i mean , if i lived , i would turn out like a vegetable , and my parents -- they did n't freak out , they prayed for me , and they had everyone at church praying for me . and the whole time they just -- they begged god to use my body as an instrument to -- to , you know , convince people of the power of his love . reggie : and here you are today ? joni : hey , three weeks later , i -- i woke up because of that , and the doctors could n't even explain it , not -- not medically . reggie : oh , so you 're a miracle ? am i supposed to be impressed ? joni : reggie , prayer works . i am living proof of that . reggie : so what happens to the people that get prayed for that do n't wake up ? what , their prayer 's not good enough ? they 're not as important to god ? joni : no , everybody is equally as important and loved by god . everybody . reggie : so why do n't you tell that to my brother , ok ? oh , yeah , you ca n't , because my brother 's dead . i guess i was n't speaking your god 's language that day . i mean , i guess the big man just did n't want to be bothered . [ scene_break ] bianca : what do you hope to accomplish with this , lena ? lena : bianca , i am not prepared to lose this . bianca : what , all the cash that you 're going to kiss good - bye when michael finds out that i 'm on to you ? lena : listen , for the first time in my life i 've found something , someone who 's changed my life . bianca : you 're talking about michael cambias , right ? lena : you . bianca , you make me happy . really , truly happy . bianca : yeah , well , of course i do . because of me , you 're going to get everything you want . lena : stop it . whatever pain i 've caused you , you must be aware of the feelings i have for you . bianca , i thought these feelings only existed in fairy tales or poetry . bianca : yeah , you just -- you sound just like me . last night . lena : that 's because we share the same feelings . i feel just like you do . bianca : i thought you did , but -- lena : i do . bianca , you are all that matters to me . i love you . [ scene_break ] edmund : you know there 's nothing i would n't do to keep my daughter safe . maria : i know you would die for her . and so would i , but i just do n't think that that 's going to stop this guy . edmund : there 's no way that murderer is getting near her . maria : his safety hinges on shutting her up . edmund : it 's possible that maybe -- maybe him being so close to getting caught just scared him off , you know . maria : edmund , i think that he 's going to keep trying . i think he 's probably at wildwind right now scoping out the place . edmund : if he does that , it 'll be the biggest mistake of his stupid life , because i 'll be there waiting for him . maria : what ? do you have any kind of plan ? edmund : yeah . step one , throw the rule book out the window . [ scene_break ] maggie : i forgot my cell . henry : look , maggie , you know i love you . maggie : if you love me , you would tell prof. stevens the truth . reggie : my brother took a bullet right here . but it could 've gone either way when he got to the hospital . me , my mother , and my sisters , we kneeled all night in this chapel . you know , we prayed , we cried , and we begged . but we got screwed . well , george did , anyway . but , you know , maybe we got our wires crossed , huh ? maybe we did n't get heard by your god . joni : i -- i guess we ca n't always understand why he sends these challenges . reggie : challenges ? me and my family went through more challenges than you could ever dream of . we needed a miracle , joni , but i guess your god could only give out a certain number of those a year , right ? yeah , i think that 's it . joni : can you -- can you take any comfort in knowing that that was god 's will ? reggie : god 's will ? you think , i mean , for his own private reasons that he wanted my brother dead ? thanks a lot , joni . i feel a lot better . um , i 'm going to see you in church , ok ? [ scene_break ] lena : you must know it 's true . you must have felt it . bianca : how can you love me and lie to me ? lena : bianca , i 'm not lying about the way i feel about you . it 's new and it 's incredible . i do n't think i can ever live without it again . bianca , i love you . i 'm not lying about loving you . i ca n't . you must believe me . bianca : i do . of course , i do . [ scene_break ] edmund : it 'll work . maria : i do n't know , i -- i guess if you -- edmund : nothing ? derek : yeah , nobody around here has seen anyone or anything unusual , and nothing turned up in the park . so , listen , ofc . wright is going to stay here while maddie 's in the hospital . but when she goes home , i 'm going to have an officer posted on site , 24/7 . edmund : that 'll put it over . derek : what ? edmund : i 'm not giving this guy another chance to get at my daughter . derek : edmund -- edmund : look , when he shows up at wildwind , all he 's going to find is me . derek : no . edmund : derek , listen to me . sammie 's going to stay with isabella , ok ? i 'm going to make it look like maria and maddie are going to wildwind , but they 'll be going to a safe house . derek : you do n't really expect me to ok this , do you ? edmund : derek , you really do n't have any say what i do with my family or where they go . derek : look , edmund , your being a mercenary is not ok with me . edmund : do n't you want him off the street ? derek : yeah , but not at the -- edmund : look -- derek : not by risking your life to do it . edmund : better my life than my daughter 's . listen , you know damn well you putting my daughter in wildwind , it is like bait for that murderer . derek : all right . listen , let 's say we try it your way . i 'm not so sure that maureen and maddie in some remote location someplace is all that good of an idea . edmund : listen , they both need protection , but i ca n't be in two places at the same time . so what do you say , aidan ? you up for the job ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i feel a lot better about this . boyd : me , too . kendall : i have missed your friendship so much . boyd : look , just do n't forget , ok ? you need me , you call , all right , and i 'm there . kendall : it 's great to know that you have my back . boyd : just promise me you 'll call . kendall : i 'll call . boyd : ok . kendall : ok . kendall : you are such a great guy . boyd : yeah ? well , then i should get the girl . [ next_on ] bianca : do n't do it , lena . please , if i mean anything to you , do n't do it ! kendall : no one would ever love you the way you need to be loved , which is why you ruin lives ! edmund : thank you for what you 're doing for my family . aidan : i will not let you down .
professor stevens warns maggie that she may be expelled for cheating off of henry . maggie later pleads with henry to confess to the dean . henry feels bad for maggie , but refuses to throw his medical career away . reggie reminds joni not to say anything about luis when they go to see jackson . joni tells him that in times like these , it is best to turn to god and prayer . reggie does n't buy it , and says that god has given his family more challenges than anyone . he tells her that his brother was also shot , but unlike jackson , he did n't survive . later , janelle tells jackson about reggie 's brother and wonders if reggie is hiding something . a disguised flanders tries to suffocate maddy with a pillow . when maddy screams for her mother , flanders runs out . edmund alerts the police to look out for a man in hospital scrubs . he and maria agree that it may not be safe to go back to wildwind , and so they decide that maria and maddy should hideout somewhere . edmund asks aidan to come to his house with him , hoping to catch the murderer . kendall apologizes to boyd for her behavior and tells him all about michael 's plans . boyd accepts her apology and says he will help her get michael . michael secretly watches kendall leaving boyd 's apartment . a very upset bianca confronts lena about having an affair with michael . lena tells bianca that she was just pretending to be involved with michael in order to get information out of him . bianca does n't buy the story . lena pleads with bianca to believe her – she says she 's never felt like this about anyone . after a lot of talking , bianca finally gives lena the benefit of the doubt and they embrace .
greenlee : yeah , right , we get a divorce , i take you for every penny you 've got , we fight over custody of the plants , and live happily ever after ? do n't think so . i want a different surprise -- something wrapped this time . ryan : i 'm dead serious , greenlee . i want a divorce . [ scene_break ] kendall : that 's a good one , mom . you -- you had me going there for a minute . you really did . do n't know if you can go through with the wedding with jack . this is -- that 's good . i 'm glad to see you have n't lost your sense of humor in all this . so , where do they keep the doves until the minister announces you and jack as husband and wife ? erica : kendall , this is not a joke . i might have to call the wedding off . kendall : no doves ? [ scene_break ] sam : what happened ? you all right ? lily : i did n't like the yelling . sam : well , who was yelling ? at you ? lily : no . it was my dad and erica , at each other . they 're supposed to be happy . they 're with the wedding planner . but they were using sarcasm and they had jitters . it made me nervous , so i came here to get calm . is that why you 're here , too ? sam : i just had to get away . i thought of this place . lily : your mouth looks like theirs . are you mad , too ? sam : way . not at you . i just -- i have a lot to figure out . lily : are you calm yet ? sam : not possible . at least not till my sister and i get away from our mom . [ scene_break ] maddie : zach tried to hurt us . he wanted to kidnap me and sam . we 're lucky he did n't get away with it . maria : calm down . where is sam ? maddie : he got away . but zach would n't let go of me . look . he did it . you see ? zach hurt me . [ scene_break ] jamie : step off , chandler . get away from my mom . get out of this house . brooke : not today , jamie . jamie : you heard me . get out . adam : i will when your mother asks me to . jamie : go upstairs , mom . i 'll take care of this . [ scene_break ] greenlee : divorce ? ryan , no . no way . ryan : greenlee , it 's for the best . greenlee : for whom , you , me ? no , we love each other . we 've survived so much . this is the easy part . this is where we get to breathe again and hold each other and be glad that we made it . [ knock on door ] greenlee : ignore it . [ knock ] greenlee : ryan -- ryan : jack . great . you can make our divorce happen as soon as possible . jack : well , it 's about time . [ scene_break ] kendall : mother , please do n't tell me after nine weddings you 've got cold feet for the 10th . erica : i love jack . i mean , i love jack more than i 've ever loved any man . kendall : well , thank god . erica : but he 's become completely unreasonable . he 's being so completely uncooperative . kendall : ok , what , he does n't like the cameras or the doves ? erica : he wo n't admit that he 's wrong about anything -- not ryan and greenlee , not about you and – [ scene_break ] ethan : i need to speak with you , alone . maria : zach did not attack you and he did not hurt you . maddie : who made these bruises ? not me . maria : and not zach . maddie : you think i 'm lying ? tad : witnesses at the airport stated that zach stopped the kids when they were trying to board a plane for paris . zach : there was a permission slip right on file . they were ready to go . maddie : lying . mom , who are you going to believe , me or this man who ruined our lives ? maria : lieutenant perry , would you please unhandcuff mr. slater ? maddie : i do n't believe this ! maria : see , my daughter seems to have forgotten that she and her brother left me a note , and tad and i were already looking for you . maddie : so what ? zach still grabbed us . he hurt me . maria : you know what ? if i were you , i would keep my mouth shut right now . lieutenant perry ? maddie : you ca n't do this ! i have rights ! lt . perry : yeah , and we took your allegation seriously . we have no evidence against mr. slater , no reason to hold him . tad : oh , that 's too bad . maddie : great , you and your boyfriend can be together now . maria : enough with you ! maddie : sam and i left , because you guys were hooking up last night . maria : ok -- maddie : think i did n't see the papers ? maria : we 'll discuss this at home , do you hear me ? maddie : you make us look like fools . that 's why we ran , and we 'll do it again . [ scene_break ] sam : the cops are probably looking for me right now . lily : did you do something bad ? sam : no , but my mom will probably freak out because maddie and i took off . i 've got to find my sister and get out of here for good . lily : well , why are you trying to run away ? sam : it 's just a long story . it 's -- it 's complicated . lily : oh , i had a story about running away once . it was n't a very long one . my dad and erica wanted to send me back to my old school . i thought it was because of me and , because i was bad . but then they explained it to me , and they said that they really wanted to protect me , and i understood . maybe your mom could explain it to you and your sister , and you would n't want to run away anymore . sam : no , no , no , not a chance . my mom 's got an answer for everything . but nothing she says can take back what she 's done . maddie and i are better off without her . lily : you ca n't live without a mom and a dad , can you ? sam : look , we lived without my mom for five years . we thought she was dead . then we found out she was alive , but get this -- she did n't even remember us , not even our dad . then we found out she has a boyfriend -- slater . he followed her here . how messed up is that ? lily : so she had a husband and a boyfriend ? sam : slater never should 've come here . he should 've just left her alone , all of us . and my mom , all she had to do was stay away from him . maddie and i were fine without her , and we 'll be fine soon when we 're out of here . lily : what are you going to do now ? sam : just hide out until i can get hold of maddie , and then get us someplace far away . lily : you 're going to hide out here ? sam : do n't have many other choices . lily : it 's nice now . the sun is warm , but at night , it gets very cold and very dark . you really should n't stay here at night . sam : just until i have a plan . lily : a plan ? well , i can help you get a plan . i can help you rescue your sister . i 'm really good at this . i 'll make a good one this time . [ scene_break ] adam : you impudent pup . brooke : jamie , thank you , but i 've been handling this impudent old dog for a long time , long before you were born . jamie : mom , he 's trying to work an angle , use what happened to aunt phoebe -- brooke : i know all his angles . adam , will you join me outside ? adam : too bad he 's too big to send to his room . brooke : do n't start . i 'm not sure that he 's wrong . so , how did i save your life ? adam : well , no exaggeration . i did as you asked . brooke : ordered ? adam : well , i saw a doctor , got a physical . sure enough , my blood pressure was over the moon . brooke : because you stopped taking your medication ? adam : mm - hmm . thanks to your browbeating , i 'll be back to 100 % in no time . brooke : you really scared me , adam . adam : well , you scared me right back , enough to listen . doctor gave me a diet and an exercise plan . i 'll be around for a few dozen of colby 's birthdays , and i plan to celebrate every one of them with her . brooke : i 'm glad to hear it . adam : well , could use a little more enthusiasm . brooke : well , it 's going to take more than giving up bacon cheeseburgers to save you . there 's a bigger threat to your life . [ scene_break ] erica : the dining room is closed to the public . ethan : i need to speak with you . things have changed . erica : i 'll call security . ethan : it 's going to take five minutes . kendall : five years would n't be long enough to solve our problems . good - bye . erica : there , you 've heard my daughter . take your poison somewhere else . ethan : if you 're so desperate to help kendall , why do n't you stop her from marrying zach ? kendall : do n't you have a lawsuit to worry about ? ethan : you might as well get security , erica . i 'm not going anywhere . listen , i know that i behaved really inappropriately with my father in the past , but i 've made every effort to get through to him . i offered him a truce . he turned me down . kendall : oh , ok , did you offer to sign over your share of cambias to him ? ethan : no , a truce is 50/50 . that 's a total surrender , kendall . kendall : you did n't offer a thing . ethan : i was ready to make a very generous settlement . how is it a truce if i lose everything , huh ? you 're expecting me to agree to terms that are going to wipe me out ! erica : so much for the peace talks . ethan : do n't you see it ? the similarity between you and my father ? you 're both asking for the same deal , all or nothing . it 's not a deal at all ! erica : kendall , do n't you even consider it . you do n't have to marry zach or ethan . you 're a beautiful girl . you hold out for someone really fabulous . the only groom in our future is mine . [ scene_break ] jack : you 're doing the right thing . ryan : maybe you can convince greenlee . greenlee : what is this ? since when do you and you decide my future behind my back ? jack : greenlee , it 's for the best . greenlee : you do n't know what that is , for me or for ryan . my husband just lost his brothers . he 's trying to get his bearings , and you mess with his head ? jack : i am just trying to keep you safe . greenlee : his family 's gone except for me . i 'm his family , and i 'm not going to bail . ryan : greenlee , it 's all right . greenlee : no , like hell it is . ryan : your dad had nothing to do with my decision . greenlee : women got the vote in 1920 . you decide if i get to have a family , and you decide if i get to stay married to the man i love ? i want you out , now . jack : i 'm not going anywhere just now . greenlee : you 're -- you 're unbelievable . i thought roger sucked as a father , only cared about my money . at least he left me alone . but you -- you 've got to be all up in my business all the time . you want to choose who i marry and when i divorce ? what 's next , you going to pick out my clothes and what i eat ? jack : honey , calm down . let 's just talk about this . greenlee : there 's no more talking . i want you out of here . whatever big plan you and jack came up with , forget about it . i wo n't divorce you . go on . leave . what are you waiting for ? jack : greenlee , i just want to make sure you do n't get hurt . greenlee : i 'm a big girl . i can take care of myself . jack : sometimes when we 're in love , we ca n't see a situation for what it really is . greenlee : i 'll worry about my situation , you worry about yours . now get out . [ jack leaves ] greenlee : what did jack say to you ? how did he get you to 180 from true love to quickie divorce ? ryan : do n't blame your dad , greenlee . this was all me . greenlee : but you love me . kendall was all over you at the bar . she promised to make love to you , and you turned her down . you told her you loved me . ryan : i meant it . greenlee : you knew i was there . ryan : you put kendall up to it , did n't you , to test my love for you . [ scene_break ] kendall : we 've had this discussion . love is all or nothing . you do n't get that , so we 're done . ethan : more ultimatums , same as my father . kendall : and you choked on it , because you did n't want to give up your money or your power . ethan : my birthright . i 'm not going to give up my birthright , kendall . kendall : no , ethan , i just wanted to know what we had was real , more real than money , power , or revenge . now , unless you have a different answer , we 're done . erica : i hope you 'll be civil and leave quietly . guard : let 's go , mr. cambias . ethan : you despise me . i can live with that . what i ca n't live with is what 's going to happen to your daughter if she marries zach . you let her do that and you will lose her forever . kendall : all right , save your breath . my future husband is my decision , not my mother 's . guard : mr. cambias ? ethan : yeah . erica : thank you , willie . willie : my pleasure . erica : ok , one cambias down , one to go . kendall : all right , let 's stay on point . you 're so angry at jack , because he 's getting in the way of ryan and greenlee 's marriage , but here you are completely riffing in my life . does the word `` hypocritical `` mean anything here ? erica : sweetheart , these are two totally different situations . kendall : how ? erica : jack is wrong , and i 'm right . i want to help you . kendall : all right , mother , new concept -- it 's called adult children . treat me like one , please . erica : ok , old concept -- you do n't yell `` fire `` in a theater . kendall : you did n't do that . erica : no , but if the fire is real -- kendall , if you marry zach , you 'll be setting your hair on fire in a crowded theater . [ scene_break ] zach : would it be easier to grab my own cuffs next time ? maria : look , thank you so much for finding the kids , because if you had n't caught them before they got on that plane , lord only knows what would 've happened to them . zach : may i ask you a favor ? maria : yeah . zach : let me talk to this one in private . maddie : oh , so you can beat on me ? tad : you 're like a wrecking ball . the cuffs are off , and you 're free . why do n't you do everybody a favor and leave ? i 'll be over here . maria : no , it 's -- it 's ok , tad , really . it 's all right . maria : if it were n't for zach , sam and maddie would be halfway to france right now . tad : if it were n't for slater , they never would 've run away in the first place . maria : come on , i trust him . he went out of his way to help us . maddie : you 're so pathetic . why do n't you just get a room ? maria : enough of you ! you go in there with zach slater right this second , and you behave yourself , young lady , do you hear me ? maddie : whatever ! tad : you really trust slater ? maria : i do trust him . will you please help me find sam ? tad : yeah , aidan 's still on it . i 'm sure it wo n't be too long . maria : thank you . [ scene_break ] adam : brooke , i have survived the carey women , hayward , martin , tornadoes , takeovers , and market crashes . i can survive anything . brooke : you prove my point . your diet is n't limited to cheeseburgers and salt . adam : no , no , i prefer supplementing it with some foie gras , preferably in aspic , and salmon , line - caught , with loads and loads of -- brooke : anger and revenge ? against krystal and babe and david and tad and my son ? adam : you forgot liza . brooke : you 're obsessed with making them suffer . i mean , you go out of your way every chance you get to stomp them into the ground . adam : the doctor recommended exercise . brooke : yes . well , a steady diet of hate is going to eat you from the inside out , and it does n't matter how great you look . adam : oh . you noticed ? brooke : listen to me -- you keep this up , your days are numbered . you need to stop . adam : brooke , are you the cure for what ails me ? brooke : maybe i am and maybe not . but it has to start with you , adam , because this disease gets worse every time you strike out at tad or babe or my son . [ scene_break ] jamie : is j.r. here ? i want to talk to him , now . amanda : find him yourself , jamie . jamie : how do you know who i am ? amanda : you do n't know me ? jamie : should i ? amanda : picture me 20 feet down a dark , damp hole in the ground , stuck in a well . jamie : amanda dillon ? amanda : the one and only . [ scene_break ] kendall : if i want to set my hair on fire , i will . erica : i am not going to let you self - destruct . kendall : all right , well , then call the fire department , because i 'm in charge of this weenie roast . jack : excuse me , ladies . i think i 've got some -- some rather good news . we do n't have to worry about greenlee anymore . erica : jack , tell me you did n't sic that dr. stern on her . kendall : who ? jack : no , i did n't have to . nothing like that . look , i just think with a little convincing and some love and support on our part , we 'll be able to get her over to the other side . but i will say the first step has already been taken . ryan and greenlee are getting divorced . erica : are you out of your mind ? kendall : what the hell are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : did you lie to kendall about loving me ? ryan : i 've never loved anyone the way that i love you . greenlee : so what 's the problem ? ryan : i ca n't make you happy . greenlee : you know what 'll make me happier ? you not asking for a divorce . ryan : what about a baby ? greenlee : i told you we do n't have to talk about that . ryan : no , greenlee , not now , not ever . no baby . greenlee : spend time with me . that 'll make me happy . fall asleep with me , make love to me , laugh with me , whatever with me , but `` with me `` is the key , ryan , not without me . stop doing that . do n't keep doing that to me . i hate that . stop pulling away . come closer to me , ryan . ryan : i ca n't . greenlee : that 's bull . we do n't have to talk about the future or tomorrow or next week . i just want us to be the way that we used to be . ryan : that 's impossible . greenlee : no , it 's not , not when we love each other . ryan : i ca n't pretend that jonathan was n't a psycho or braden was n't just as bad . i ca n't pretend that i did n't kill my brother , so that he would n't kill you . greenlee : i do n't want you to pretend that it did n't happen . for better or worse , we 'll get through this , ryan , together . what we need is each other and time . horrible as it was , we survived . we 'll heal . ryan : i wo n't . greenlee , what happened did n't get buried in that cave with jonathan and braden . they 're part of me . i am part of them . do you understand that ? i am screwed up , greenlee , screwed up , and i could lose it , too . i could hurt you so much worse than this . thanks to braden and hockett , i get it , greenlee . i 'm messed up . and i do n't know -- i do n't know how to fix it , i do n't know where to start . greenlee : we fix it together . ryan : i wo n't put that on you , greenlee . i do n't want to put that on you . i have all this anger inside of me . greenlee : well , then use the anger on this , not me . ryan : i just want you safe . i want you as far away from me as humanly possible . greenlee : oh , god , this is a total load , ryan . you 're buried so deep under guilt and grief that you ca n't see the truth . ryan : no , i do see it . i feel it inside of me . part of it 's in here . thanks to braden and jonathan , i know that the rage has always been inside of me . greenlee : when ? when you were at bianca 's side when she thought she lost miranda ? when you went to vegas to bring erica home ? ryan : no , when i almost hit your dad . greenlee : but you did n't . and that must prove something . maybe , just maybe , the lavery thing skipped both you and erin . ryan : who is missing , probably dead . greenlee : stop it . you do n't know that . ryan : when i killed jonathan , i thought i killed the part of me that i hate , but it did n't die , greenlee . greenlee : so your answer 's divorce ? it wo n't work . it ca n't . you 're grieving . your head is all over the place . whatever you 're feeling right now you may not feel tomorrow . so , what , you divorce me , break my heart , and then in six months say , `` my bad , i just overreacted , part of the grieving process `` ? ryan : this is not a phase , greenlee . this is -- this is who i am . greenlee : no , you 're the man who wakes me up with kisses . you 're the man who never breaks his word . you 're the man who promises that everything 's going to be all right , and you make it happen . show me one tiny bit of evidence that you 're anything like your family . ryan : i do n't want you to see that part of me . greenlee : better to just cut me out of your life ? ryan : to protect you . greenlee : let me protect you . let me help you . let me prove that this maniac you think is inside you does n't exist . ryan : there is nothing you can do . nothing ! when i was a kid , i ran away . i ca n't run anymore . jack is right , i got to face this . i have to deal with this head - on . ok ? i 'm sorry . greenlee : you 're so sure you 're a lavery , so sure you 're a menace ? convince me . show me what you got . come on , let me see it , let me feel it . you 're so bad , hurt me , damn it ! do it ! [ scene_break ] erica : why ca n't you stay out of ryan and greenlee 's marriage ? jack : i will protect my daughter . erica : you want to punish ryan . jack : he needs help , erica . erica : so you want to take away the last thing he has , greenlee 's love ? jack : i want greenlee safe . kendall : hey , come on , you two , knock it off . erica : greenlee loves ryan . now , if i can accept that , why ca n't -- jack : look , he ca n't even give her what she wants , ok ? erica : you ca n't see past your hate . jack : i 've been right about this guy from the get - go , erica . kendall : time - out ! erica : oh , of course . that 's what this is all about , is n't it -- you 're right . oh , just slam that home . never mind who gets hurt -- your own daughter ! jack : what about your daughter ? why do n't you concentrate on straightening kendall out , huh ? erica : i am ! zach 's a real threat . but ryan is n't . but you ca n't see that , because you 're so busy attacking your son - in - law . jack : oh , and how many people would you attack to keep kendall safe , huh ? erica : i would attack a whole army ! [ kendall pretends to be choking , clutches her throat an falls to the floor . ] kendall : help ! dying ! erica : i would do anything to keep kendall safe ! jack : you 're angry ! you 're angry because you ca n't control my daughter , your daughter , or me ! kendall : heimlich ! heimlich ! erica : at least i did n't hire someone to brainwash my daughter . jack : no , you launched her fiancé at another woman ! kendall : hey ! some consideration , please ? erica : what are you doing on the floor ? jack : well , what the hell are you doing down there ? kendall : you know what ? i could 've died ten times over . erica : well , if jack would only listen . jack : if you were n't so damn unreasonable . kendall : stop . stop it ! please . you guys keep this up , greenlee and i really will screw up . [ scene_break ] zach : all you have to do is listen . maddie : your lips move , you lie . zach : i 'll try to tell you the truth this time . maddie : i 'll try not to barf . zach : you can hate me all you want . maddie : i do n't need your permission for that . zach : i know you do n't . i would like for you to give your mother a break . maddie : she put you up to this ? zach : no , she did n't , and you know she did n't . you know a lot of stuff , but there 's a lot of things you do n't know , like the truth . she never betrayed you or your father . maddie : bull . you guys were lovers . everyone knows that . zach : years ago , but not in pine valley . maddie : you were together the night of my dad 's award ceremony . zach : yeah , we were . not the way you think . maddie : oh , let me guess -- you guys just `` talked . `` zach : do n't hate your mother , because she was confused . she needs your help right now . maddie : `` just say no . `` you know , i learned that in school , but i guess it just applies to kids . zach : i loved your mother . i tried to convince her with everything that was in me that we should be together , and she said no . you know why ? look at me . she said no because of you , your brother , and your father . because she loves you too much to hurt you . maria : zach , thank you again for finding maddie . zach : what about sam ? maria : i -- i 've looked in all the regular , usual places . i think maybe we should ask lily . she might know something . [ scene_break ] lily : and you said the police are looking for you ? sam : positive . major scene at the airport when slater busted us . lily : ok , so the police are looking for you , maddie is with your mom . you need to get maddie and hide from the police until you do . sam : that 's right . lily : it would be easier to find her if she had a schedule of some sort . do you know what her schedule is ? sam : kind of . lily : good . we 'll go over it later . you 're going to need some money . sam : well , i have an atm card , a credit card my dad gave me -- lily : no , you ca n't use those . the police can trace them . so you said you want to go far away . sam : well , i 've been studying in france , so i 've met some people . lily : except you ca n't go to the airport , because that 's where the police will be looking . you need to find someplace that you do n't need a plane to get to , at least for a little while . sam : sounds like a plan . how did you get so good at this ? lily : i do n't know . i just am . plans and math are no - brainers for me . but there 's some other things that i 'm not so good at . it 's just because my brain is wired differently than other people . there are n't real wires in my brain . it just means i think differently than most people . sam : i like the way you think , lily . lily : well , when i graduate from college , i 'm going to start my very own detective agency , so if you need some investigating in approximately five years and two months , you can be my client . sam : well , hey , can i hire you now ? lily : i do n't have a real license , so i could n't charge you . sam : well , you 'll need money to help me . lily : i have an allowance . sam : no , i 'm not going to let you pay my way . [ when sam opens his wallet , a photo of his parents together falls out . ] lily : their mouths are turned up . looks like someone just told them a joke . sam : used to be a lot of jokes . lily : well , if you liked the jokes , maybe you should stay . you do n't have to go . [ scene_break ] jamie : j.r. must 've been surprised to see you . amanda : you have no idea . jamie : well , it 's great to have you back . do you know what classes you 're taking yet ? amanda : boring . hey , let 's celebrate . why do n't we kick it with j.r. tonight ? i mean , we 're finally all old enough to chill someplace without a sandbox and a slide . what , i 'm not hang worthy ? jamie : you 're totally cool . it 's j.r. and me . we ca n't seem to be in the same room without trying to crush each other with a motorcycle . amanda : you 're kidding , right ? you guys were like best friends . jamie : not anymore . amanda : that blows . does n't mean we ca n't do something . i am very good company . jamie : yeah , i bet you are . amanda : so , what time do you want to pick me up ? jamie : i 'm engaged . amanda : not a surprise , a hunk like you . do i know her ? jamie : no . babe moved to pine valley long after you guys left . amanda : babe ? so dish . you know , where 'd you meet her , was it romantic , love at first sight ? jamie : she was married to j.r . amanda : you 're kidding ! that explains a lot . guess a lot happened since i 've been gone . jamie : well , be glad you missed it . i got to go . give me a call sometime . i 'm in the book . babe and i live on chester street , above the garage where i work . amanda : i 'll put you on my speed dial . hug ? hmm , things have definitely changed . jamie : tell j.r. to call me . if he does n't muzzle his old man , i will . [ scene_break ] adam : you want me to throw jamie a party , buy him a new car maybe ? brooke : i do n't expect you to turn into santa claus . i 'm just saying keep an open mind . instead of going for the jugular , offer a hand . adam : yeah , turn the other cheek ? in this crowd ? not likely . brooke : oh , adam , you have so much . share it , enjoy it while you have the chance . adam : well , if it 'll make me a better man , why not ? what ? brooke : just like that you 're going to stop gnawing on your enemies ' bones ? adam : you 're very convincing . brooke : well , you 're not . i know you too well , adam , so please do n't play me . look , i do n't expect you to make a 180-degree turnaround . i just want you to make an effort . i mean , if you live more gently , you could live longer . and who knows -- who knows -- maybe even happier . adam : no vendettas , no revenge , no blood feuds ? that 's a lot to ask . but -- well , maybe i 'll try it your way . on one condition . brooke : you want my help ? adam : how did you know ? brooke : i just thought i would save you the effort of trying to manipulate me . because you will need all your strength if you 're going to use me as your life coach . [ scene_break ] kendall : shelve the `` daughters gone wild `` fears . you guys are about to live your fantasy , kicked off by an amazing wedding . jack : yeah , complete with three cameras -- unless , of course , you added a fourth while i was gone . kendall : you 're not helping . jack : it was a joke , ok ? erica : you are distinctly not funny today . jack : you know , divorce is a distinctly unfunny subject . erica : and i 'm worried about kendall . i love her . jack : yeah , the same way i love greenlee . i just want her -- kendall : yes , you want us all to be happy , yes , and we will be , ok , when the two of you finally get around to doing what we 've all wanted you to do for so long . now , you and my mother love each other more than anyone i 've ever known . your love has survived every possible disaster , natural and otherwise , and it 's even stronger than ever . the two of you getting married , it gives the rest of us hope that true love really does exist in this nasty world . so -- so you guys owe us this wedding , doves or no doves . jack : well , kendall , that was very kind and very enthusiastic . but you know what ? our wedding is not the problem here . erica : kendall , as long as you 're hellbent on marrying zach slater , nothing in the world will be right . jack : i agree with your mother on this one . look , i do n't like ethan , believe me , but at least i can understand why he did what he did . but zach -- zach is just plain dangerous . the quicker you 're away from him , the better . kendall : listen , i love the fact that you guys care about me , but this is my decision , and you 'll have to accept it . erica : just like you ought to accept greenlee and let her make her own decision about her own future . maybe i should talk to her . jack : no , no , no , maybe you should not . just leave them alone . they are this close to solving their problem , erica . erica : you mean because you bullied them toward divorce ? jack : well , you know , better to get a divorce now instead of later , before more damage is done , you know ? erica : you know something ? maybe you 're right . maybe it is better to just end it right now , before -- kendall : all right , stop it , stop it ! stop before you say something you 'll regret . no one 's relationship is ending today , got that ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you could n't lift a hand to . you know why ? you 're nothing like your family . it 's not possible . same way it 's not possible i 'd play victim in a million years . ryan : it 's not the kind of thing i can turn off and on on cue , greenlee , or on a dare . this is inside of me , and it makes me crazy , because i could snap anytime . greenlee : i 'm not maggie . you pop me once , you 'll be in the back of a cop car with a german shepherd chewing on your assets . i 'd never let you hurt me . ryan : and i 'm not going to let it get that far . greenlee : you had a bad dream once . you were jerking around in your sleep and your arm landed on my face by accident . you woke up , and you apologized . you have anger , you have issues , but you 're a gentle man , ryan . ryan : i attacked jonathan . greenlee : to save us . ryan : i went after my friends , i went after your dad . greenlee : learn to deal with the anger . ryan : you know my family history . greenlee : do n't give in to it -- not the past or the fear or the anger . we 'll learn from it and move on together . ryan : greenlee , it 's safer for you if i do this alone ! greenlee : for months you told me you had to do what you had to do , and i let you because i believed in you , and you did n't let me down . but from now on , i get the vote back . i vote that you 're not a psycho pig , and i vote that we stick it to the other side of forever . and if i 'm wrong , if by some infinitesimal chance , you deck me , i 'll slap you back with divorce before you can say `` i 'm sorry . `` ryan : i ca n't let that happen , greenlee . you 've got to let us go . greenlee : so we can be friends ? forget it . i have no doubts about us . you know why ? love . our love . it 's way stronger than rage . you told kendall that i owned your heart and soul . well , i 'm staking my claim , and i 'll risk it all . you know what i want . do you want it , too ? [ scene_break ] tad : i 'll call you as soon as i get a bead on sam . it should n't take too long . maria : thank you . maddie : oh , get a clue . sam does n't want you to find him , and you wo n't . as soon as i get a chance , i 'll be right there with him . maria : ok , well , i would n't start packing right away , because the only place that you and sam are going to be is at home , ok ? move . [ scene_break ] sam : are you sure you want to do this , it 'll be ok ? i just -- i do n't want to get you in trouble . lily : why would i get in trouble ? i did n't run away . sam : this is really great of you . lily : it will be . but first we need to make our next move in the escape plan . you ready ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't want to lose you . but i do n't know how not to . greenlee : we 'll figure it out . i love you so much , ryan . ryan : god , i love you , too . but – [ scene_break ] erica : ryan needs greenlee . jack : yeah , like zach needs kendall . erica : but she wo n't marry him . kendall : ok , i 'll do what i want . jack : look , all of these men , all of them , erica , they 're using our daughters . kendall : no one is using me or greenlee , ok ? we 're adults , remember ? so please butt out . please . erica : please , kendall , please let me and jack handle this . zach : i ca n't wait to be part of this family . erica : oh , do n't hold your breath . jack : will you please get out of here , slater ? zach : that 's kind of cool . you guys agree on something . kendall : actually , i 'm glad you 're here . we have to talk about our wedding . let 's go . erica : no , stop ! kendall , if you promise not to marry zach slater , i promise to go through with my wedding to jackson . [ next_on ] doctor : i 'm not sure i 've ever received an emergency call over something like this before . ryan : well , i had to make sure that you could help me . kendall : you just agreed with my mother . armageddon 's here . it is here . brooke : what can i do ? maria : will you help me earn my kids back ?
ryan tells greenlee that he will always love her but they need to divorce because he is afraid that he has the same genetic sickness as jonathan , braden and their father . jack enters their home and tells greenlee that she needs to listen to ryan that they need to divorce . but she tells her father he must back off and tells ryan that she will not give up on him nor believe he would ever hurt her . jack tells erica and kendall that greenlee and ryan made a good choice to divorce . but erica totally disagrees with that and believes that jack is just punishing ryan . erica confides in kendall that she is not certain she can go through with her wedding . kendall does not believe she is serious . ethan appears and demands that he talks to kendall . she tells him they have nothing to talk about . he tells erica if she loves her daughter , she must prevent her from marrying zach . erica tells kendall that she has to get over ethan and not marry zach . she and jack argue and ignore kendall while she puts on an act like she is choking .
amanda : dr. madden , this is a palace ! it 's -- it 's trumpish . it 's amazing ! greg : well , i 'm glad you like it . amanda : `` like `` ? i mean , the whole place , the whole island -- it 's like a movie set . the spotless beaches and the perfectly manicured lawns -- this is all yours ? is that grass real ? greg : what else would it be ? amanda : it 's too perfect . it 's painted or something . greg : we , i 'm so glad you like my little island . amanda : `` like `` ? who would n't like paradise ? greg : this is my greatest achievement . it 's my life 's dream , to award women who are giving the greatest gift any woman can give . the least i can do is make them feel safe and secure . amanda : and like they 've died and gone to heaven . greg : you can be as happy and as private as you like . nobody from the outside world can bother you here . [ scene_break ] [ zach and dixie arrive at greg madden 's island fertility facility . ] zach : here it is . dixie : right . oh -- ay - yi - yi . right . you 're in charge . zach : uh - huh . dixie : i hope you know what you 're doing . zach : we 'll find out . [ after zach stops dixie from approaching greg 's office door , he takes an electronic gizmo out of his pocket to unlock the door . ] dixie : why is n't it working ? zach : try to be patient , please . dixie : sorry . just , this place creeps me out . all those pregnant women by the pool ? does kendall know -- you called her , right ? zach : yes , i called her . i told you i left a message . i could n't get her . dixie : are you sure she 's going to be ok with you being here ? zach : yes . doing this for her , as well , if i can -- hey . [ scene_break ] ryan : zach ? hey , it 's ryan . look , there was an accident at fusion . kendall is in the hospital here . of course , i thought she was safe with you . look , when you get this , just call me and get over here as soon as you can . you need to get some rest . erica : oh , i just ca n't stop thinking about kendall , about the baby . ryan : do n't -- do n't go there . erica : what -- ryan : do n't . erica : that little -- what are you doing here ? first you try to hurt bianca , now kendall ? ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa . take it easy . take it easy . babe : i only wanted to come -- erica : what , to hurt her ? to kill her ? babe : no . i had nothing to do with this . erica : oh , come on ! first , you march your way into fusion , you want to take over , and who 's in your way ? who can stop you -- kendall . so you figure out a way to remove her ? ryan : no , look , look . you know , there 's absolutely no reason -- erica : oh , there 's plenty of reason , believe me . of course , there is . babe : look -- ryan : i 'm sorry , we 're tired . erica 's very tired . i 'm sorry . babe : no , no -- erica : do n't make excuses for me , ryan . babe : please , please , i 'll go . i -- it 's just that -- did j.r. come to check on kendall , too ? any idea where he is ? [ scene_break ] [ at the construction site , j.r. remembers how kendall was buried by falling construction material . ] joe 's voice : we do n't know if kendall will ever recover . j.r. : god , kendall . what have i done ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i have n't seen j.r. since -- erica : oh , you think j.r. will protect you ? not if you did this to kendall . ryan : i got this , erica . i got it . look , j.r. was here . he was here , he left . i do n't know where he went . babe : ok , ok . thanks . i 'm sorry to bother you . just know that i am praying for kendall . ryan : ok , thank you . thank you . erica : but is she praying that kendall gets better ? ryan : erica . i would love to have somebody to blame , too . i would , i would love to have a lot of things . i would love to pound my fists against a wall , but none of that is going to help kendall -- none of it . right ? where are all the doctors ? erica : yeah . ryan : i mean , where -- where is everybody ? why is n't anybody coming out and telling us that there 's changes or that kendall 's going to be better or -- erica : and that the baby is fine . ryan : i mean , i need -- i need kendall to be fine , too . erica , i -- i love her , you know , and i do n't care who she 's with and who i 'm with and the fact that she makes me crazy . i -- when i 'm 106 , and i 'm slipping away , i need kendall at my bedside telling me that i 'm doing it all wrong . i need that . she 's got to make it . [ scene_break ] julia : good morning , kendall . [ monitor beeps ] julia : i do n't know if you can hear me , but if you can , i 'm going to be running a few tests on you in just a minute . i 'm going to check your reflexes . oh , everybody 's worried about you -- you would n't believe it . i got a call from simone this morning . she -- she wanted to send you some flowers , but i told her that you could n't have any in here , so she sent a big teddy bear over to the children 's ward . i thought that was so sweet of her . and i think ryan 's going to be here in a little while , and , well , i told him not to worry . i know that you just fight like a tiger , but , i mean -- kendall 's voice : who 's talking ? julia : you always had , so -- uh -- kendall 's voice : why is n't there any light ? julia : you must be so -- kendall 's voice : spike ? is something wrong ? is spike all right ? zach , where are you ? julia : your kind of place , but we 'll just get you out of here as soon as we can . [ scene_break ] zach : anything ? dixie : no , this is nothing . nothing and more nothing . i think we should check that computer out by the reception area . zach : i do n't think he 'd keep those files in a computer . dixie : you do n't know that . i mean , there 's nothing here . what are you doing ? zach : it 's hollow back here . dixie : well , do you think -- zach : ah . dixie : do you think you can open it ? zach : well , let 's see . dixie : what are you doing ? are you going to take the whole thing apart ? zach : no , i 'm not going to take the whole thing apart . i 'm going to see if there is an alarm . ah . dixie : oh . zach : watch the nails . dixie : look at you . boys and their toys . zach : mm - hmm . lets me bypass the sensor on this thing . dixie : you 're a tricky fellow , are n't you ? zach : sometimes . let 's hope i 'm lucky , as well . if you hear an alarm , start running . hey . dixie : what if it 's a silent alarm ? [ zach sighs ] zach : we 'll just have to see . ready ? [ behind the bookcase , zach finds a hidden room filled with records . ] zach : all right . it 's hermetically sealed in here . keep humidity out , temperature the same . it 's probably computers and files -- look at this . dixie : it 's all of madden 's secrets . there 's got to be something about kate in here somewhere . [ scene_break ] greg : do you like the view ? amanda : do you have crop - dusters filled with perfume fly around every couple of hours ? [ greg chuckles ] greg : no . there are gardenias and hibiscus all growing beneath the balconies . amanda : you think of everything . greg : i try . but if i 've left anything out , will you tell me ? amanda : well , i have n't seen any men except for staff . are all your guests women ? greg : ensuring the happiness of couples who can not conceive or carry their babies to term . amanda : so all these women are surrogates ? greg : most of them have been implanted with the fertilized eggs of the future parents , but some of them have donated their own eggs as well as their time and their bodies . they 're amazing women . amanda : so , you give them a place to stay until they have their babies ? greg : i take care of everything during their pregnancy , and then i 'll help them if they have any other goals they want to achieve . amanda : you give them money ? greg : if they need it . most of these women are nothing short of angels . amanda : is this what you were thinking of -- me here -- when you said i could make a difference in my life ? greg : it crossed my mind . amanda : well , i 've never even thought of having a baby . greg : well , there 's no reason why you would . this is n't for everyone , amanda . in fact , it 's for damn few . amanda : it 's so unselfish . greg : surrogacy requires a great deal of strength . you have to be determined to do everything you possibly can to make the world a better place . there are millions of women out there aching to have a baby , but they ca n't have their own child . the women here -- we owe them a great debt , what they 're giving to the world . amanda : giving a life -- does that make up for taking one ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : kendall , she 's -- she did n't -- she -- did she come to ? is she ok ? babe : no . there is no change . i 've been looking for you . j.r. : waste of time . babe : how are you doing ? j.r. : what does it matter ? kendall could die , she 's -- she 's in a coma . babe : it was an accident . they happen . j.r. : yeah , but she did n't deserve this . she 's pregnant . she 's been such a mess , whether or not she should keep it , and now -- now -- and now it 's not even -- it might not even happen . babe : kendall and her son , they could pull through . j.r. : yeah , but kendall -- she never hurt anybody . she never -- she never betrayed anybody . she does n't deserve this . this should n't have happened , not to kendall . babe : who should it have happened to ? kendall should n't have been hurt when everything well . who should 've been ? j.r. : what the hell are you talking about ? you do n't even like kendall . babe : i feel terrible for her , and we were – kendall and i were starting to get along better . j.r. : this never should have happened . babe : this is n't anyone 's fault . j.r. : why was she there ? why did she even walk in here ? babe : i was with her when you called . i – i told her everything that you were going through over dixie . j.r. : you told her ? babe : i thought that she could help you , and since you were coming here , she wanted to come . j.r. : so kendall almost died because you sent her into this room ? babe : if kendall did n't come in first , it could 've happened to me . [ scene_break ] dixie : this is not useful at all . i mean , they 're all just letters and numbers and numbers and letters , and it 's all encrypted . i 'm sick of this . i know the answer to finding kate is in here somewhere . zach : how about the other journals ? did you look at these ? dixie : go . zach : just go back a little -- did you look at these or no ? dixie : do it . zach : aha . he did n't bother to disguise these . dixie : what is it ? zach : it 's about animals -- animal experiments . it 's all the way from mice , rats , chimps . dixie : it 's no surprise he experimented on animals . what was the purpose ? zach : embryo transplants . dixie : i think we need a little more recent information . zach : hey , listen to this . `` i 'm finally ready . i found her . `` [ scene_break ] erica : oh , how is she ? julia : no change , but you can see her if you like . just one at a time for now . ryan : you go ahead . erica : no , that 's all right . you go ahead . you -- you talk to kendall first . julia : can i get you anything ? erica : oh , no , no . i 'm -- i 'm fine . [ phone rings ] erica : oh , jack , jack . kendall 's in a coma , and we do n't know if she 's ever going to come out . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] kendall 's voice : where am i ? what 's happening to me ? why is it happening ? who 's that ? ryan : hey . hey there , kendall . you 've got us all pretty scared . kendall 's voice : ryan . ryan , where 's zach ? what 's going on ? everyone 's scared for me ? why ? ryan , is spike all right ? he 's got to be . please , please tell me spike 's fine . ryan : i need you to do something for me . i need you to -- i need you to wake up . kendall 's voice : i can hear you . i 'm -- ryan : just open your eyes . kendall 's voice : open my eyes ? ryan : you 've got to come back to us . kendall 's voice : i ca n't open my eyes . ryan : you have to try real hard . kendall 's voice : i 'm trying . i 'm trying as hard as i can , damn it . ryan : kendall , i do n't blame you for being mad at me , but this silent treatment , kendall , i just -- i ca n't take that . kendall 's voice : i 'm not mad at you , not anymore . ohh . why ca n't you hear me ? you have to know what happened . i figured it all out , ryan . i want our baby , ryan . i want to keep our son . [ scene_break ] babe : how did this happen ? j.r. : i told you i did n't see it . and if i would 've , i would 've stopped it . how did it happen ? kendall was in the wrong place at the wrong time . babe : no , i mean , how could this fall ? j.r. : well , i do n't know . why do n't you ask the morons who stacked it ? idiots ! babe : i told them that it was dangerous -- the workmen ? i said that it needed to be secured so there would n't be any accidents . j.r. : well , i guess they just did n't listen , did they ? babe : well , they said that they would take care of it . j.r. : apparently they did n't get around to it . now kendall 's -- now -- babe : why did you want to meet me in this room ? why did we have to talk in here ? [ scene_break ] ryan : come on , kendall . come at me or slap me or tell me to go to hell and never come back again . just take your best shot . kendall 's voice : i do n't want to hit you . i want to tell you i 'm keeping our son , and you can help raise him . i 'm not afraid anymore , ryan . zach and i got married , and the future 's clear , and it 's good , and i want it . ryan : you got to give me a break here , kendall . kendall 's voice : why ca n't you hear me ? what is going on ? ryan : you have to wake up . ok ? this is n't you . you have to come back to us . i just -- i ca n't take -- i ca n't take seeing you like this . kendall 's voice : like what ? what the hell happened to me , to us ? spike and me . ryan , tell me . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , some construction materials piled too high . maybe kendall bumped into them , i do n't know . oh , fusion 's been under construction for a few weeks . oh , jack , no . i -- i know that you want to be here , but really you should n't be here with me right now . lily needs you much more than i do right now . i -- i have friends here . i have ryan and -- well , i -- i know you want to be here , but believe me , it 's right for you to go . well , you know i love you , too . keep in touch . josh : erica . i 'm -- i 'm real sorry about kendall . erica : have you heard something ? josh : no . erica : something new about kendall ? josh : no . joe is talking to dr. mayer and dr. solomon right now . erica : well , should n't i be there ? josh : no , listen , if there 's anything to pass along , you 'll be the first to know , but i just want you to know there may be some hope . if kendall does n't come out of this coma , even if joe says there 's nothing they can do , i might be able to help . [ scene_break ] greg : the sins of the parent are n't visited on the child . amanda i have a lot of my own , too . greg : you 're thinking of the lives that were lost at the mardi gras ball ? amanda , that 's your mother 's guilt . do n't take that on . amanda : do you think god keeps score like that ? you do something awful and then you do something good , and it balances out ? greg : are you asking me to answer for the almighty ? amanda : maybe i 'm doomed to hell , and there 's nothing i can do about it . greg : amanda , think about what you are deep inside . you want to matter , you want to enrich other people 's lives . what better way to fit into god 's plan ? [ scene_break ] zach : what do you have there ? dixie : fertilization records , more dates , numbers . oh , they have something in common . there are hundreds of them . zach : what ? dixie : well , the egg donors all have their own number , but the sperm donor is the same number . 1 -- 1 , 1 , 1 . 1 , 1 . zach : and who do you think number 1 is ? dixie : madden ? [ scene_break ] greg : too often it 's not the fear of failure that frightens us but the fear of success , and that 's a pity . our own personal power should be nurtured . it should n't be avoided . amanda : how does it work ? do you have a waiting list of potential fathers , of donors , the parents who would raise the baby ? greg : i have the ideal donor and the adoptive couple , as well . amanda : and they would be a good match for me if i decided to do this ? greg : if you decided . that 's a very big `` if . `` but , yes , i have the perfect couple -- they 've been waiting for a child . the rivingtons were due to adopt , but the birth mother backed out at the last moment . now , every woman who gets involved is entirely voluntary . you have to put yourself and your own needs first . amanda : ohh . greg : amanda , do n't take on the things your mother has done . you are not your mother . those are your mother 's wrongs . do n't be so hard on yourself . amanda : my dad used to say that . now he 's gone . greg : amanda , look at me . you 're a wonderful , giving person . you act out of love . amanda : how could you know that ? greg : because i can see it in your soul . [ scene_break ] [ beep ] dixie : this is horrifying . [ beep ] dixie : let see . dixie : is this it ? there 's not another hidden drawer or something in there ? zach : nope . this is it . it 's clean . dixie : well , maybe he cleaned it out . zach : or this is a hell of a show . dixie : what is this ? greg on a cd : my notes and journals are as complete as any physician 's could possibly be . i 've documented every aspect of my experiments , my life 's work , but today those records are not sufficient . i want a more detailed account of my achievements . i hope someday to share these moments with my son or my daughter , so they can understand the miracle of which they were a part . and it begins here with this young woman , the embryo donor -- a healthy young woman in her first trimester . she has no idea what i 'm about to do . zach : oh , my god . that 's erica . [ zach sighs ] dixie : so madden 's son -- josh is -- zach : erica kane 's son . [ scene_break ] josh : there 's a group of doctors in berlin who have had great success with coma patients , using a combination of experimental drugs and a hyperbaric chamber to equalize -- erica : `` experimental `` ? you want them to test this on kendall ? josh : well , if nothing works , if there 's nothing else we can do for her . erica : you want me to hand my daughter over to these doctors , so they can experiment on her ? what , write a paper ? make a name for themselves ? josh : erica , i just do n't want you to lose hope . erica : no , you want to get some glory , do n't you ? you want to share in that glory . you hope that you 'll get some press coverage . you hope they 'll reward you with your new lab animal . god , you are just like -- well , no one experiments on my daughter . no one . do you understand that ? [ scene_break ] greg : amanda , i want you to forget about your losses and focus on the new life that you deserve . you 're in the land here of fresh starts . you take all the time you need to think about beginning your new life . [ phone rings ] greg : i 'm sorry . excuse me . madden . yes . i 'll be right there . i 'll take care of it . i 'm sorry , i have to go , but i 'll be right back . will you be all right ? amanda : of course . yeah , do n't worry about me . greg : how could i not ? think about what i said . amanda : i just wish i knew what i wanted to do . greg : well , you 'll think about it , and you 'll decide , and whatever you decide to do will be absolutely perfect for you . amanda : i 've made so many mistakes . greg : amanda , you are the kind of young woman that any man would be proud to have as a daughter . please try to be kinder to yourself . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. , i asked you a question . you said that we had to meet in this room . why ? j.r. : does it matter anymore ? babe : i had hoped that maybe we could get us back on track , that -- that maybe you realized that that family meeting was n't an ambush . it was out of love . and everyone is worried about your drinking , j.r. , me most of all , because i care about you and i -- and i hate what alcohol does to you . j.r. : i have to go check on kendall . babe : j.r. , are we ok ? you and i ? j.r. : my best friend 's in the hospital right now , and you want me to stay around here and reassure you ? it 's all about you , is n't it ? babe : no , no , it is about love . i need you to know how much i love you . [ scene_break ] ryan : our baby 's all right . kendall 's voice : he is ? oh , he is . oh , god , thank you . ryan : he 's a strong little guy . kendall 's voice : that 's why i call him spike . he 's tough . oh , ryan , for god 's sake , hear me . ryan : your mom 's here . we 've kind of been a tag team . they only let one of us in the room at one time , so i 'm going to -- i 'm going to go out in the hall . erica : hi , honey . oh , you look so beautiful . just like you 're sleeping . kendall 's voice : this could be some whacked - out dream , could n't it ? erica : so many rules around here . there has to be something i can do to make this place a little more cheery . well , i understand why they do n't let flowers in icu , but maybe joe would make an exception . kendall 's voice : icu -- i - c - u . erica : a few flowers would make all the difference in the world . kendall 's voice : icu . erica : kendall , i love you , sweetheart . i love you . and i would do anything i can to make you happy . i swear it , anything . only please wake up . wake up , honey . come back to us , please . kendall 's voice : come back ? mom , i 'm right here . i have n't gone . oh , my god . icu , `` wake up `` -- am i in a coma ? i 'm -- mom -- mom , i 'm here . i 'm right here . i can hear you . i can feel your hand . help me . zach , ryan -- somebody , help me . oh , god , help me wake up ! erica : you and bianca , you 're sensible adults . and who am i to interfere ? `` do n't offer any opinions , do n't complicate matters . `` that 's how i 've always operated , right ? oh , god , if that did n't get a rise out of you -- kendall 's voice : mom , this is serious . i need to get out of this . erica : kendall , you have got to wake up . kendall 's voice : i ca n't . i want to . i 'm trying . erica : if you do n't wake up , i 'm going to have to take over . i 'm going to have to make all your decisions for you . i 'm going to have to run your life . so you better wake up . please , please , kendall , wake up . and what about babe ? i ca n't stop her . you 're the one who 's going to have to do that . that 's another good reason why you need to snap out of it . come on . because if you do n't stop that girl , she 's going to destroy fusion . kendall 's voice : zach -- where 's zach ? why does n't he come ? mom , find zach . zach will fix everything . [ scene_break ] zach : this is it . this is what erica has on madden . she found out what he did to her . dixie : all those years of experimenting so he could -- zach : take her embryo and plant it in his own wife . dixie : this is it . i mean , this is -- this is all i need to find kate . look , the fertilization records , the blank birth certificates , and this ? i can blackmail him . i can -- i 'll tell him that he has to tell me where kate is or i show these to everybody . [ greg approaches the secret room and hears dixie and zach talking . ] [ scene_break ] erica : please , kendall , come back to me . come back and try and boss me around , come on . kendall , please . ryan : joe wants to meet with us . kendall 's voice : zach -- why ca n't zach be with me ? erica : i 'll be right back , honey . joe : erica , ryan , i want you both to be quite clear about kendall 's condition . and dr. solomon will explain the neurological status . erica : joe , please . we do n't need to hear this in medical - ese . can you just please -- just tell us ? just directly , simply ? joe : kendall is in a deep coma . erica : but people do come out of comas . joe : mm - hmm . erica : do n't they ? i mean , after weeks -- even months -- they do . joe : but what worries us is the bleeding going on in kendall 's brain . we 'll insert a catheter to measure the intracranial pressure , but the prognosis is not good . ryan : i mean , how can you even make a conclusion like that now ? kendall was practically just brought in here . erica : joe , there has to be something that you can do . there has to be something that you can do to help her . joe : we 've been discussing that , and there is a way . but it presents another problem , and it involves kendall 's baby . [ scene_break ] dixie : zach , we have madden . zach : i 'm not disagreeing with you . dixie : i can find out where kate is . zach : ok , but this is erica 's face on this thing . and what he did was criminal , but there 's a reason why she has n't gone public . i do n't know what it is -- and josh is involved in this , as well . dixie : it does n't have to hurt anybody else but him . [ shutting the secret room 's door , greg shuts down the fans . ] zach : and there goes our air supply . [ scene_break ] man : mrs. chandler , i just heard the news . how did it happen ? babe : negligence ? thanks to your carelessness , a pregnant woman might die . man : i 'm real sorry . babe : no , no , i warned you . i said to get all of this junk cleaned up and secure it . man : i followed your instructions . i mean , i even had the materials secured with metal strapping . babe : so it could n't fall ? man : not when we were finished with it . i -- i 'm sorry that lady got hurt , but , i mean , it was n't our fault . babe : someone cut this . [ scene_break ] joe : kendall 's chances of recovery will improve if we take the baby . erica : but it 's too early , is n't it ? dr. mayer : it can be done . ryan : would -- would the baby survive ? joe : given the proper care in the icu neonatal unit , chances are good . ryan : `` chances are good `` ? joe : mm - hmm . ryan : joe , i mean , you got to give me a little bit more than that , better than `` chances are good . `` joe : the test results on the baby 's lung maturity are -- they 're simply not where we would like them . and so there 's always the possibility , if we take him now , that there 'll be respiratory problems or a hemorrhage , but -- ryan : my son could die if you take him . joe : but if we do n't , the longer we wait , the worse it will be for kendall . erica : so we either risk the baby 's life , or kendall may never recover ? joe : and only you and ryan can make that decision . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : spike ? what do you think ? your dad 's not sure about us . neither is erica . but i am . you and i are going to pull through this 100 % . you and me , spike , together . [ next_on ] babe : i know , j.r. , i know . j.r. : what do you know ? ryan : you 've been my friend , kendall , you 've been my enemy , and now the mother of my unborn child . kendall 's voice : ryan , what is it ? am i going to die ?
kendall is still unconscious and fighting to come back although she can not on her own . but erica and ryan tell her she has to wake up . joe then tells them both that kendall is critical and the only way to save her life is to deliver the baby right now . he admits that doing that could kill the baby . but by not doing that , kendall will definitely die . and the legal power of attorney in making that decision goes to her mother and the father of her baby . so it 's their call . little do any of them know , however , that zach is the one with that legal right since he 's just married kendall . and he can not be reached because he 's gone with dixie to find madden 's spa and expose him for his crimes . they enter a private room and notice a video where greg reveals that he took erica 's embryo many years ago and the result of that is josh . they now both know that josh is erica 's son and not greg 's . so they really have the goods on him now . but right then , greg locks them in the room and they can not get out . greg has also been working on amanda , feeding upon her guilt and showing her what a `` great gift `` these women offer to give their babies to infertile couples . he sounds like he wants her to do the same . and he makes an inference about knowing her , and seeing her as his daughter . jr is spooked about what happened to kendall and afraid that babe will find out what his secret plan was . he tries to turn it around to make her responsible for the unsafe construction site at fusion . but babe knows better than to blame herself . she seems to know that jr has a big secret . and she discovers that this was no accident .
erica : so , is he here yet ? pam : no , but i wear my best push - up bra every day just in case . oh , i thought you meant mr . right . erica : oh , no , you knew i meant jack . pam : and the answer is still negative . erica : well , i mean , here we are . we 're doing this episode on harmonious divorce , and it would be just like him to prove a point by not showing . jack : yeah , it would be just like me , but lucky for you , i 'm in a very unpredictable mood today . hello , pam . pam : hello , mr . right . kidding . erica : jack , i really do appreciate your showing up like this . i really do , and i think our audience can learn from us . your ring , you 're not wearing it . jack : no . this is supposed to be about our divorce , right ? erica : pam , i think this might be a good time for you to go through and give jack all the bullet points that he needs to hit . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . are you still trying to get me to speak from your script , erica ? [ scene_break ] julia : amanda . how 's your mother ? amanda : definitely been better , but at least they started her back on her meds . julia : well , if there 's anything i can do to help -- amanda : i 'll be fine . i just really need a hot shower . and besides , today is all about ryan and annie . see you later . julia : ok . [ scene_break ] emma : wake up , mommy ! wake up ! you 're getting married today ! yay ! kathy : yay ! [ scene_break ] [ sitting alone at the yacht club , greenlee tears up her note to ryan and throws it on the floor . arriving on the scene , hannah picks up the pieces . ] hannah : does this belong to you ? greenlee : not anymore . [ scene_break ] jonathan : oh ! [ spike fusses ] jonathan : oh , someone 's fussing . hello . well , is that your wedding face ? are you ready for a wedding today , huh ? ryan : you know what he 's ready for ? he 's ready for a bottle , i think . you mind taking him to the kitchen and getting one ? rachael : will do . ryan : thank you . ok , spike ? how you doing ? good . ah . jonathan : ah ! today 's finally here . ryan : why , is something big going on today i should know about ? because i 'm -- jonathan : oh , no , no , no . no , not a big day at all . no , it 's nothing . i have n't seen your fiancée around . you know , she probably got a case of the cold feet and just pulled a runaway bride , not a big deal . ryan : really ? jonathan : mm - hmm . ryan : and miss out on all of this ? jonathan : right . well , talk to me when your suit 's on . ryan : ok . jonathan : put your armor on . it 's up the stairs . ryan : uh - huh . [ phone rings ] jonathan : hang a left . it 's going to be the third door on the right . ryan : yeah ? jonathan : the room is all yours . ryan : that 's my phone that 's ringing . jonathan : um -- yeah , it is . i took it from you last night . do n't you remember ? ryan : yeah -- jonathan : excuse me . [ ring ] jonathan : hello ? kendall : who is this -- jonathan ? jonathan : yeah . who 's this ? kendall : it 's kendall . who do you think ? what 's going on ? i 've been trying to reach ryan since yesterday . jonathan : phone was ringing off the hook , so i turned it off . it 's a private party over here , no distractions right now . kendall : all right , put him on . jonathan : no can do . he 's upstairs getting ready for a wedding . kendall : jonathan , this is an emergency . jonathan : ok , then . we 're going to see you later . all right , sounds good . bye . ryan : who was that ? kendall : jerk . zach : whoa . is there a problem ? kendall : yes ! yes , a massively huge problem . if we do n't warn ryan , this wedding will blow up in his face . kendall : so you can imagine how freaked out i was when i pulled open the curtain and there was greenlee underneath those cucumber slices . little brat wormed her way back into pine valley , and then she anonymously sent me these product line ideas to fusion . zach : yeah . she said that to you ? she 's here to stay now or -- kendall : no , she is here to ruin ryan and annie 's wedding . zach : oh , really ? and she admitted that in the conversation to you -- kendall : no , you know what ? she pretended like she did n't know that there was a wedding . but i know her , she is lying . i know she 's up to something . zach : you 're worked up over this . kendall : well , should n't i be ? i mean , ryan took forever to get over her , and now he is and he 's happy . so why does she have to show up when everything 's going great for him ? zach : whatever the reasons , i think ryan can handle it . not so sure about you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm sorry . do i know you ? hannah : no . i 'm just really hungry , and you seem to be the only one who can get a waiter around here . please say you do n't mind . greenlee : muffles the stomach growls . hannah : thank you . so , who 's ripped - up ryan ? greenlee : imagine a guy who 's runway hot , but rough around the edges -- witty , smart , kind , loyal , generous , all the checklist attributes , but unconventional and mysterious . oh , and did i say sexy ? supersexy . hannah : well , i can see why you let him get away . i need two scrambled eggs , sliced tomatoes , triple cap , please . and you did say this adonis was n't yours anymore . greenlee : yep , that 's what i said . hannah : was it your doing or his ? greenlee : both , i guess . i wanted a baby , he did n't . i pushed too hard , he took off . when he came back , i had found out my best friend had betrayed me , so i just was n't in a space to forgive and forget anything or anyone . that 's when i left town . so , now i 'm back , and i 'm telling this all to a complete stranger . why ? hannah : oh . you know , sometimes it 's easier to talk to someone you do n't know . greenlee : i just never imagined we 'd be apart forever . i 'd planned the reunion of a -- his invitation . hannah : change of heart ? greenlee : no . i found out he 's getting married again . hannah : just when you decided you wanted him back . [ scene_break ] ryan : i realize that they were calling to congratulate me . what i want to know is who are they ? jonathan : kendall . ryan : well , why did n't you let me talk to her ? jonathan : because -- you have more pressing things to do today than to talk to kendall , ok ? seriously , it looks like you just rolled out of bed . so that phone stays with me until the wedding band is on your finger . the ring -- what 'd i do with the ring ? ryan : that 's very funny , very funny . how do you know it was n't something serious ? how do you know she was n't calling to check up -- jonathan : because i know ! ryan : how ? jonathan : i know , ok ? trust me . kendall makes everything in this town about her ! ok ? the only woman that 's going to get your attention today is your wife- to - be , annie . ryan : no arguments here . jonathan : all right . [ scene_break ] emma and kathy : a wedding , a wedding , a wedding , a wedding ! julia and di : whoa ! annie : mommy 's getting seasick . please help me . di : she needs help . julia : ok , go in . all : a wedding , a wedding , a wedding ! di : are you ready to become the new mrs. ryan lavery ? annie : i am so completely ready , you have no idea . di : well , that does n't look like your average , everyday smile , does it ? annie : well , there is nothing average or everyday about ryan . he took me on the most amazing prehoneymoon imaginable , and i just woke up from having a very s - e - x - y dream about him . i 'm just so excited , i ca n't wait to start my life with ryan . di : yeah . kathy : what did she just spell ? di : oh -- julia : um -- hey , you know what ? di just got back from her run and she has croissants . i bet there 's a chocolate one with your name on it . want to go get it ? ok ! di : go get it . last one there 's a rotten egg . ryan : oh , hey ! annie : no , shut the door ! shut the door ! shut the door ! di : close your eyes ! close your eyes ! ryan : what ? [ scene_break ] pam : going live , everybody ! man : all right . and in 5 , 4 , 3 -- [ `` new beginnings `` theme plays ] announcer : the one , the only , the embodiment of `` new beginnings , `` erica kane ! [ cheers ] erica : all right ! audience : whoo ! erica : thank you ! what a great audience . thank you . please . [ cheering stops ] erica : thank you so much and welcome . well , by now , you 've all seen all the tabloid covers -- [ laughter ] audience : aw ! erica : yes , it 's true -- paris hilton got a new dog . [ laughter ] erica : honestly , what is our obsession with celebrity breakups ? i mean , not just mine , but charlie sheen , brad pitt , kate hudson , reese witherspoon . i mean , i could just go on and on and on . [ laughter ] erica : apparently , americans just love to read about other people 's heartaches , even -- and hold on to your seats -- even when those stories are n't completely true . audience : oh ! erica : are jack and i in the process of getting a divorce ? yes . audience : aw ! erica : thank you . is it as ugly as these tabloid stories would have you believe ? not even close . in fact , our divorce has really been quite amicable . and here 's a real shocker -- i do n't think that 's such a rare thing . in fact , i really think a lot of you out there have the same story . the end of a marriage does n't have to mean the end of a friendship . and today , i want to prove that . so , today , i am turning the spotlight on myself -- [ audience chuckles ] erica : because i am going through a divorce , and i am just about to face a new beginning . and here to help me share my story is my soon - to - be ex - husband -- [ audience gasps ] erica : jackson montgomery ! audience : whoo ! erica : well -- uh , please , sit down , jack . jack : thanks , thanks , thanks . hi . [ laughter ] erica : i actually was just telling them how smoothly everything has gone for us -- jack : yeah . erica : so far . i mean , from our children to our finances to dividing our personal belongings . i mean , dare i say , it 's been a pleasure divorcing you , jack . [ laughter ] jack : well , i would n't go that far , erica . [ nervous laughter ] erica : ok . we 'll be back right after our commercial break . [ theme music plays ] [ scene_break ] kendall : it took a long time for ryan and me to get to where we are . i felt guilty because i have amazing you , and he had nobody . but now he has annie , and he 's happy , and he deserves to stay happy . zach : yeah , yeah , he does , sure . that 's the only thing that 's upsetting you about greenlee coming back -- she might upset ryan ? never mind the fact that she was your best friend , and she walked out on you ? kendall : never mind the fact that i almost let her raise my child ? zach : yeah . kendall : yeah , i admit that -- that does drive me a little bit crazy , yeah . zach : but she did n't raise spike . he 's yours , ours -- our family . your relationship with ryan seems to be pretty solid , you know ? do n't let greenlee showing up change that . kendall : hmm . greenlee being here changes everything . zach : hey . do n't do it , do n't get involved . ryan will handle it . kendall : yes , but someone has to warn him , zach . zach : why ? you think if greenlee shows up at the wedding , he 's going to cancel it ? kendall : no , no . i mean , i know that he loves annie , and right now , he 's all about annie . zach : all right . so let 's keep it all about annie . and what if greenlee does n't show up at the wedding ? you 'll upset your friend for nothing . kendall : well , she could pop out of the wedding cake . zach : does n't concern us . [ zach growls as he gives kendall a quick smooch ] kendall : hmm . zach : i 'm going to the office . kendall : oh . zach : i am going to get ready there , and i will meet you at wildwind , ok ? kendall : ok . zach : how do i look ? kendall : you look hot . zach : do me a favor -- forget about greenlee . you know , maybe she 'll slide out the same way she came in -- very quietly . do n't do anything to change her mind . see you . kendall : bye . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] woman : do n't tickle me ! ah ! hannah : mmm , mmm . hannah : i 'm sorry , i -- i keep staring at that ring . greenlee : oh . the most priceless piece of jewelry i own . hannah : oh . online auction indulgence ? greenlee : no . i mean , it 's rare , but -- it was ryan 's when he was young . he did n't have the greatest childhood , so he 'd escape in comic books . dynamite kiddo was his favorite . we had this deal where we would exchange a surprise every day , and this was one of my surprises -- `` a partner to share my adventures with , `` that 's what he said . this ring was a symbol of a bond that could n't be broken , or so i thought . why did i wait so long to come back for him ? hannah : you think it 'd be simpler . even though you 've changed since the last time you saw him , time must have stood still for him . greenlee : right . of course , the minute he sees you , the feelings just rush right back in . hannah : right , and you 'll just pick up where you left off . singer : head over heels in love with you hannah : you do n't even think that he 's going to move on . greenlee : and what if those feelings that he has he now has for someone else ? hannah : but he does . he loves her . you 're the past , and he has no interest in turning back . greenlee : unless -- unless he does . i mean , ryan does n't know i 'm here . he does n't know i want him back . maybe he 's just settling for this woman , because he does n't know he can have me back . [ scene_break ] erica : so just -- just follow my lead . and if you get lost , the teleprompter will give you the bullet points . jack : i 'm sorry . did -- did i go off topic ? i mean , i think -- i think maybe i just did n't expect you to get so personal so fast . erica : well , you know me , jack . you know that i 'm always candid with my audience . jack : sure . i mean , you plan to be totally forthcoming ? erica : how can they possibly understand our friendly divorce if we 're not completely honest with them about our marriage ? jack : complete honesty ? well , if that 's what erica kane wants , that 's what she 's going to get . [ scene_break ] ryan : finish this sentence . `` seeing ryan earlier was positively -- `` annie : go away ! ryan : positively `` go away . `` annie : b - a - d l - u - c - k . ryan : i ca n't hear you ! annie : not going to work , ryan . no more illegal peeks . ryan : no , no , no . it was n't illegal because it was inadvertent . all right ? and if it makes you feel better , i will not look again until you walk down the aisle . i just -- i wanted to hear your voice . annie : i know . i like hearing yours , too . ryan : you sleep good ? annie : yeah . you ? ryan : no . annie : why not ? ryan : because you were n't there . annie : oh , cheesy . ryan : but you love it . annie : do you think it 's bad luck , you seeing me before the ceremony ? ryan : we had a honeymoon before the ceremony . we had a kid before the ceremony . i think we pretty much shattered them . there is no jinx that can catch up with us now . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] greenlee : forgive me for being nosy , but you now know all my secrets , so i 'm allowed . you left a good man , too ? hannah : oh , more like i was thrown out . oh , not by him . oh . you know , it was a long time ago . greenlee : but you still think about him ? hannah : well , when you 're younger , you do n't stress out so much . you know , you always think you 're going to have another chance . the older you get , it sinks in -- second chances are few and far between . greenlee : i lost love before . i do n't want to lose it again . hannah : so do n't . fight . if you 've lost as much as i have , you refuse to lose any more opportunities . greenlee : but is this an opportunity ? my best friend , the one i told you about earlier ? she said that ryan has really moved on . hannah : is this the friend that betrayed you ? and why would you believe her now ? greenlee : that 's a really good question . i mean , kendall pretty much stole my whole life . she has all of fusion , she snaked my only chance to have a baby with ryan right out from under me , and now she 's all excited that he 's marrying this other woman . hannah : uh -- fusion ? kendall -- greenlee : hart slater . she 's my `` best friend . `` we started the company together . at first , we were n't close , then we got really tight -- really tight -- and i missed her , but she does n't seem to be too heartbroken about me . oh , whatever ! i just -- i do n't want to rehash it anymore . i had to read all about it in the papers when i was gone . i 'm not going to torture myself . hannah : i understand . you know , i need to get going . i 'll be late for work . thank you for letting me share your table . greenlee : no problem . [ hannah chuckles ] greenlee : i 'm sorry i chewed your ear off . hannah : i took a nibble off yours , too . i hope you stay in pine valley . i 'd really like to run into you again . singer : as you begin to a new road each line upon your face makes it hard to find a place to fit in [ scene_break ] jonathan : no , no , no . come here . i want to talk to you for a second . kendall : no -- jonathan , come on ! jonathan : turn around , turn around . kendall : no -- jonathan : turn around . not here , not today , ok ? i am not letting you go anywhere near him . [ scene_break ] ryan : you realize this is just icing on the cake . i mean , we 're already married in our hearts . we have spike , we have emma -- we 're already a family . annie : stop making me want to open this door . ryan : ok , i 'm going . i -- i am going . but we have seen each other already once today . you want to risk it one more time ? annie : would you go already ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : no , no , no , no , no . no , no , no , no , no . no , no . oh , oh . no ! kendall : jonathan ! jonathan : no ! kendall : you know what ? i am so over you . jonathan : why ? why are you over me -- because i 'm not going to let you make annie 's big day about you ? kendall : what the hell are you talking about ? jonathan : you know what ? just leave , please . please , just leave , and you can come back after the minister asks if anybody objects to this marriage . kendall : are you on drugs ? i love ryan with annie . i want them to be happy , i want this marriage to go off without a hitch . that 's why i need to see -- [ footsteps kendall : ryan -- ryan ! jonathan : no -- hey . ryan : what is all the yelling about here ? jonathan : nothing , nothing . just act like you never saw her . kendall : jonathan , shut -- shut the hell up ! ryan ? ryan , there 's something that you need to know . kendall : move . listen to me . ryan ? ryan : yes . kendall : listen -- ok , listen . i was at the spa yesterday getting a massage -- ryan : ok . kendall : and i ran into -- rachael : ryan ? the zipper on emma 's flower girl dress is stuck . she 's practically in tears and says only daddy can fix it . jonathan : uh - oh . ryan : on my way . kendall : no , ryan -- ryan , listen to me ! ryan ! jonathan : what do you have planned this time ? i want to know , what do you have planned ? because at ryan 's last wedding , when you locked greenlee in the tower , and you tried to marry him yourself -- kendall : what does that have to do with anything ? jonathan : please -- you did n't like annie for , how long was it ? but now , you give her a job , you throw her a shower . well , you 're her new make - believe best friend . ryan might buy it -- i do n't ! i know that you 're up to something , and i 'm going to be here all day to make sure that something does n't happen . kendall : ok , jon -- ok , relax . jonathan , just listen to me for one second , all right ? i saw -- jonathan : mm - hmm . kendall : you know what ? to hell with you , forget it . jonathan : oh . kendall : you 'd probably accuse me of orchestrating the whole thing . you 'd probably blame the whole thing on me . i will find a way to help ryan myself . jonathan : he does n't need your help , so just please , please -- stay away from him . kendall : all right . ok , come on , zach . hey , zach . send over as many men as you can to wildwind right now , because i think there 's a little green jealousy bomb about to explode in ryan 's face , and the poor guy wo n't see it coming . zach : sure , but i still -- i do n't see how that 's our problem . it 's still his problem , right ? do n't let greenlee upset you like this , please . i 'll see you soon . [ zach sighs as hannah walks into his office ] zach : um -- i was just leaving . i have a wedding to go to . hannah : oh , uh -- send annie and ryan my best , and thank them for letting me crash their shower . is everything ok with kendall ? zach : sure , no , everything 's fine . yeah , yeah . ever been married ? hannah : my career has taken precedence in my life . zach : so i take it that 's a no , then ? why not ? [ scene_break ] [ greenlee places ryan 's `` dynamite kiddo `` ring in an envelope addressed to him ] man : hi . you called for a messenger ? greenlee : i did . can you please deliver this right away ? man : it 's a wedding gift ? greenlee : more like a test . i 'm going to wait here till you 're back . [ scene_break ] di : oh , it 's you . come on , come on . come on , emma . annie : hi , pretty girl ! is everything better now ? hmm ? emma : daddy fixed everything . annie : he did ? of course , he did . um -- ok , so now what ? di : so , now something old , something new , something borrowed , something blue . annie : right . julia : yes , yes . annie : ooh - hoo - hoo ! julia : well , and i found something old -- annie : ok . julia : in the attic . surprise , surprise . [ laughter ] annie : oh . julia : here you go . annie : it 's beautiful ! julia : well , my sister maria wore that at her wedding , and i thought maybe you could put it in your bouquet . annie : thank you , julia . julia : yeah , sure . di : and the something new -- [ annie gasps ] annie : oh , this is the most beautiful flower -- emma : i picked it for you this morning at the playhouse . annie : thank you , sweetheart . i am going to put this in my bouquet , ok ? julia : i wonder who has the something borrowed . kathy : me ! annie : oh ! kathy , thank you . kathy : but i need it back . annie : oh . well , i can see why . [ laughter ] annie : thank you so much . di : and -- annie : ooh . di : [ french accent ] something blue . [ normal voice ] i know , i know , it 's cliché , but it is traditional . and you know del -- three drinks and at the reception , it 's going to be like , garter , garter . `` you 're going to have something to throw him . annie : thank you . it 's perfect . di : yeah . annie : thank you , thank you . di : it 's going to be beautiful . annie : oh , thank you , guys . i do n't know what i would do without you . julia : oh , i think you 're all set , huh ? annie : nothing left except for the dress . [ scene_break ] jack : as you might imagine , being together for nearly 20 years , erica and i have made some -- some wonderful memories , have n't we ? erica : yes , wonderful . oh , i see that our producer has a surprise for us . jack : a surprise ? erica : uh , yes . what i thought was just some overzealous research turns out to be photos of us throughout the years . jack : you did n't tell me about this . erica : i did n't know about this . [ applause ] jack : oh . wow . ok , well , this was -- this was taken fairly early on in the relationship , as evidenced by the 1980s clothes and hairdos . [ laughter ] jack : this was right around the night that i rented out the valley inn dining room for you , so the two of us could have a romantic evening , just the two of us -- if you did n't count the violinist and the puppeteer . [ laughter ] erica : oh , he 's not kidding . he really did put on a puppet show for me . audience : aw ! jack : and as i recall , the evening ended with a personal fireworks display . [ audience buzzes ] jack : well , i also hired a guy to shoot off some fireworks for us , but -- [ laughter ] jack : oh , this -- this would be the second time i proposed to erica . she was doing a fashion show . she was dressed as a bride , so -- erica : it 's true . i mean , there i was on the runway and there he was on the runway . he just showed up and dropped down to his knees and asked me to marry him -- audience : aw ! erica : right there in front of the photographers and the press and everyone . jack : well , erica tends to be more agreeable when she 's in front of a camera , so i thought , `` hey . `` [ laughter ] erica : hey ! jack : i guess there 's no pictures of the night we were stranded in that ghost town saloon , huh ? erica : we had to sleep on the pool table . you were there . [ laughter ] jack : spent the night together in a sleeping bag . erica : yeah , and you said that all night long , i was flailing around like a dying fish . jack : well , why would i say that ? it 's not like you ever kick in bed . [ laughter ] erica : not like you ever snore . oh . audience : aw . erica : such a beautiful day . jack : such a stunning bride . erica : yeah , such a shame that it did n't work out . jack : it is , it is . it is too bad . why do n't we be completely honest with your viewers ? why do n't you tell them why it did n't work out ? [ scene_break ] di and julia : perfect . annie : what about you , kiddo ? thumbs up ? [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] kendall : jack ? hey , it 's kendall . listen , there 's a problem with your daughter -- the not - so - nice one , the completely stupidly selfish one . so call me when you get this . call me right now . [ scene_break ] jack : you know , looking at those photos and hearing about everything we had to do to stay together , i imagine your viewers are having a hard time understanding why after all that we 'd be calling it quits . audience : yeah . erica : well , i do n't think that you can necessarily narrow down a situation like ours to just one event . i mean , i think that things happen and people change and -- and sometimes something you think is right just is n't . and sometimes , despite best efforts , it just does n't work out . jack : well , that 's true . that 's certainly true . and sometimes , there are secrets involved . audience : whoa . jack : tell me , would n't you all like to know what really happened to lead us from what you saw to this wonderfully amicable divorce ? audience : yes ! whoo ! erica : oh . now , this woman has been waiting a very long time to ask a question . yes . woman : well , he has made me curious . i do want to know why you broke up . but i also want to know how you feel about losing such a wonderful man . jack : oh , thank you . erica : well , jack is wonderful . but the point of today 's show is that i do n't feel that i 'm really losing him , per se . i mean , jack and i are still -- jack : i think what erica 's trying to say here is that feelings -- feelings do n't just go away . [ scene_break ] hannah : i guess you can blame your father for my less - than - stellar romantic life . when he ran the maid out of town , and i gave up my son , i made it a priority to prove i was worth something . i had all these dreams of reuniting with ethan -- huh -- reclaim everything that was mine . now that someday 's gone now . zach : well , i know it 's hard to believe , but you can get past all this , find a new dream . do n't give up . go get what you want . lily : zach , ryan 's wedding starts in 53 minutes and 21 seconds , fyi . that 's an abbreviation for `` for your information . `` zach : yeah , that 's why i thought i 'd get dressed and we 'll go . lily : i was invited , too , and i should probably attend since i responded to them that i would . but i try to avoid weddings , because it 's very crowded and some guests wear red . and jonathan will be at this particular ceremony . zach : ok . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] kendall : are you kidding me ? man : oh , hi . i have a delivery for mr. lavery . kendall : uh -- uh , come on in . good luck . you know , for once , i 'm actually trying to do the right thing and no one 's listening to me -- no one . [ del whistles ] del : hey . kendall : hey ! oh , del , thank god you 're here . i need you to help me do something very important . can you come with me , please ? del : yeah . kendall : ok , come on . man : hi , are you mr. lavery ? jonathan : yeah . man : this is for you . jonathan : damn it , kendall . do me a favor . no , tell the lady that we do n't want this and we do n't want her . thank you . ryan : ah . kendall leave ? jonathan : yeah . yeah , she got a call -- some emergency at fusion . ryan : oh . jonathan : yeah . ryan : what 'd that guy want ? jonathan : he 's looking for the caterer . come on . ryan : all right . [ scene_break ] erica : well , i do n't necessarily feel that i 'm giving up , jack . i mean , we 've been connected for such a long time . i ca n't imagine not being in each other 's lives . i mean , we 're family . we have children . so i am so sure that we will remain good friends . jack : well , it also helps when you still love the person you 're divorcing , and that , frankly , is the secret of our divorce . audience : aw . jack : erica and i are still very much in love with each other . [ `` new beginnings `` theme plays as the audience cheers ] [ scene_break ] man : um -- mr. lavery refused the gift . he sent it back . greenlee : did he see what was inside ? man : mr. lavery 's exact words were `` tell the lady we do n't want this , and we do n't want her . `` [ scene_break ] ryan : jonathan , seriously , does my tie look crooked to you ? [ jonathan laughs ] ryan : tell me the truth . jonathan : it looks great , ryan . you look great . come on , if you get any better looking , i 'm not your brother . come on , it 's time . it 's time to get you hitched . [ scene_break ] [ music plays as everyone gathers on a beautiful lawn ] zach : psst -- hey , little monkey . [ zach growls ] zach : hi . [ zach growls ] zach : hello , you look fantastic . kendall : hi , thank you . i missed you . hi , sweetness . [ zach growls as he kisses kendall ] kendall : did you bring your men ? are your men here ? zach : uh , no , they were n't invited . [ spike fusses ] zach : what , what , what ? kendall : what is it ? zach : oh . jamie : wow , how hot do you two look ? kathy : we 're not hot -- pretty . jamie : ok . julia : hey , how 's jenny ? jamie : better , a lot better . [ music plays as ryan and jonathan arrive and everyone takes their places ] [ next_on ] [ as the `` wedding march `` plays , the wedding begins . kendall chases greenlee when she sees her running toward ryan then traps her in a storage shed . ] greenlee : get away from that door , kendall -- now .
jack arrives to do erica 's show on `` harmonious divorce . `` julia inquires of amanda as to how her mother is doing . emma and kathy jump up on annie 's bed to wake her up by telling her that she is getting married today . kendall tries to call ryan , but jonathan refuses to let her talk to him . zach comes out and wonders what is going on . kendall lets him know unless ryan is warned that this whole day could blow up in his face . kendall tells zach that greenlee is back in town to ruin ryan 's wedding . greenlee tears up the invitation that she had written and throws it to the floor . hannah finds it on the floor and tries to give it back to greenlee , but greenlee tells her that it is no longer hers . greenlee and hannah strike up a conversation . greenlee fills hannah in on the complete situation . ryan questions jonathan about the phone call . jonathan finally tells him that the phone call was from kendall . julia and di rescue annie from the two wild children jumping up on her bed . the show , `` new beginnings `` starts and erica announces to her viewing audience that she and jack are getting divorced and introduces jackson montgomery . kendall realizes that greenlee being here changes everything . kendall finally gets to see ryan despite the protests of jonathan . kendall tells ryan that she has some information that he needs to know .
opal : hey , there , sweetie pie . erica : oh , opal . hi . opal : well , is that all you got for me ? erica : uh , no , it 's just -- when i was told i had a visitor , i thought that -- opal : i might be 6 ' 3 `` with sandy blond hair and piercing blue eyes ? i 'm sorry , honey bunch . erica : no , i -- i 'm delighted to see you . um , i 'm surprised is all . i mean , because we spoke on the phone yesterday . opal : and what did i tell you , huh ? that i would be getting your tiny tookis out of this terrible place , right ? did n't i ? erica : but that 's impossible . opal : oh , do n't be so sure . do n't be so sure . erica : opal ? where are you going ? opal : i am going to get the answer to your prayers , missy . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh ! hey ! what a surprise . you guys are becoming my favorite customers . this must be your daughter . angie : oh , my god . i 'm so sorry . krystal : oh . angie : cassandra , this is krystal . krystal : hi . cassandra : hi . krystal : nice to meet you . excuse me , excuse me . angie : and this is tad . cassandra : oh , you 're mom 's friend from way back , right ? tad : that 's right . just be careful with the `` way . `` it 's not that far away , but that would be me , yeah . cassandra : i 've heard a lot about you . tad : well , none of it 's true . i did n't do any of it . jesse : mmmm . tad : right on time . krystal : hey , hey . this calls for a toast . ok . uh -- cassandra : i 'm legal in paris , mom . jesse and angie : this ai n't paris . krystal : uh - oh . tad : ok . krystal : ok , uh , let 's see . to weddings , to homecomings , and to being with the people that you love . angie : ah . tad : here you go . jesse : and to finding the ones that we 've lost . tad : to kate . [ scene_break ] adam : dixie . oh ! how -- what -- what in the -- how long have you been there ? dixie : long enough to know you snore . when did that start , adam ? adam : none of your damn business . dixie : ugh , a noise like that could wake the dead . i guess it already did . adam : yeah ? you have -- what -- you have a lot of nerve coming into my bedroom , getting into my bed . [ dixie yawns ] adam : what are you , missing some of the good old days , dixie ? [ dixie scoffs ] dixie : like a bunch of peanut butter pancakes . adam : huh ? then what are you doing in my bed ? dixie : playing tooth fairy . go ahead , adam . see what i left you . dixie : surprise . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . kendall : hey . anything ? zach : nope , ca n't get a hold of the extraction team . now , you understand why i could n't tell you it was jake martin ? you get that , right ? kendall : no , i do , i do . i just -- i ca n't believe it 's him . greenlee : ryan , what about aidan 's tracking device ? adam : i 've tried everything , there has n't been a signal since -- greenlee : the explosion ? you can say it . my fiancé was in an explosion . kendall : greenlee . greenlee : no , it 's ok , it 's ok . aidan was in a room , and it blew up , and we have no idea whether he lived or died . kendall : here , take this . greenlee : no , i do n't want that . where 's the coffee ? kendall : ok , i -- greenlee , i think maybe you 've had enough . greenlee : oh , i get it . poor , fragile greenlee 's had too much caffeine ? if she takes another sip , she might lose it all together ? kendall : no , i did n't say that . greenlee : is this how people looked at you ? kendall : when ? greenlee : when zach and i were missing . did people look at you with just complete and utter pity ? kendall : i do n't pity you , greenlee . there 's no reason for pity , ok ? do you hear me ? listen , i know it 's very difficult to have hope after what we just saw , but -- but you have to . aidan is smart , and he 's strong , and he could have made it out in one piece . greenlee : no , he did . he did . he had to . kendall : good . keep thinking like that . greenlee : the alternative just is n't even an option , kendall . it 's just not . [ scene_break ] zach : all right . time to get in touch with jake 's family . ryan : and tell them what ? zach : tell them what we know . ryan : we know nothing , zach . i think we should wait until we have confirmation one way or the other , and then we 'll go to the martins . [ scene_break ] frankie : thanks for the ride , dr. martin . joe : any time , franklin . frankie : hey , mom . angie : hey , love you , sweetie . cassandra : mm -- hmm . angie : joe ? joe : yes ? angie : i want you to meet my daughter , cassandra . joe : cassandra , hello . what a pleasure . cassandra : same here . angie : this is tad 's father and one of the greatest people you will ever know . cassandra : wow , i did n't realize you had such a happening social scene , mom . you might have more friends than i do . angie : maybe . [ scene_break ] krystal : yeah , well , that 's your favorite color , i do believe . tad : oh , he 's a van gogh . i tell you , this boy 's a genius . krystal : oh , yeah , you do n't have to tell me that . i 'm his nana . tad : the nana . listen , hon , you mind if i step out for a minute ? i wo n't be long . krystal : sure . tad : yeah . krystal : you ok ? tad : yeah , i just feel the need to check on something . krystal : well , hurry back . you know , those comeback burgers go pretty quickly around here . tad : yeah , that 's true . they do disappear pretty quickly . krystal : you know that . tad : mm - hmm , be good . kathy : tad ! tad : ah ! how are you ? [ making kissing sounds ] tad : did n't you see the sign over there , huh ? it says , `` no adorable five - year- olds allowed . `` it 's right there . kathy : i 'm almost six ! tad : well , we 're going to have to get ourselves a new sign , are n't we , hmm ? what are you guys doing ? julia : well , kathy wanted burgers for dinner , and i thought nobody makes a better burger than krystal . tad : no , you thought , `` i do n't feel like cooking . `` that 's what you thought . julia : that 's right . tad : you came to the right place . julia : yeah . angie : hello , kathy . [ makes kissing sound ] hi . listen . julia : mm - hmm . angie : we 've set the wedding date , and it 's before you leave . julia : oh , good , good . tad : wait , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . go back . what , are you leave -- where you going ? julia : um , australia ? tad : when did this happen ? julia : i got an amazing job offer . tad : ah , well , that 's -- that 's great . that 's terrific . sure am going to miss you . julia : me , too . tad : and you . i do n't know what to say to you , except you remember what i told you at christmas ? you 're an honorary martin now , so you know what that means ? you got to come back and visit a whole lot . ok ? give me some , give me some . [ makes kissing sounds ] [ julia laughs ] [ scene_break ] adam : you can take this adoption certificate and stuff it . now , get out . dixie : i think we both know i 'm not going anywhere , adam , and neither are you . adam : dammit , woman ! unlock this door . dixie : boy , you seem stressed . what are you doing taking a nap this time of the day , anyway ? adam : since -- ever since you wo n't allow me to sleep at night . you -- you -- first , you 're here . then you 're there . then you -- you puff -- poof -- poof , poof . it 's like some wretched game of `` pop ! goes the corpse . `` dixie : hmm , well , except for you , the game 's not much fun . [ adam grunts ] [ phone rings ] adam : yeah , chandler . uh , yeah . oh , um , of course , arizona , yeah . the meeting -- the meeting , yeah . of course , i did n't forget . well , you would leave a little later , that 's all . it 's my plane . i 'll take off whenever i damn well please . ok , i do n't know when exactly , but i 'll -- i 'll get back to you . dixie : my goodness , a powerful business mogul like you forgetting a meeting . i 've never seen you so distracted . adam : yeah , give me a little peace , for god 's sake . dixie : well , i will as soon as i know for sure you 're going to do the right thing with kate 's adoption certificate . tad reclaims his daughter . you reclaim your soul . adam : what -- what if i do n't help you ? dixie : well , you saw for yourself last time you looked in the mirror , did n't you ? do you need a refresher ? adam : if you 'll excuse me , i have a plane to catch . dixie : a very big day is coming , adam , and you 're going to be faced with a choice you ca n't ignore . you ca n't hide from your destiny , adam . adam : like hell , i ca n't . oh ! [ when adam opens his closet door , he is met by a wall of flames and smoke ] dixie : told you . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , warren , i just ca n't tell you how grateful i am . you are so kind and generous . opal : oh , did n't i tell you how handsome he is , erica ? i mean , look at this physique and the -- the chiseled features . erica : oh , he is certainly one in a million . opal : one in a billion , my many billions . adonis . warren : opal , do n't get -- [ phone rings ] oh , excuse me . oh , it 's bill gates . i 'd better take this . hi , bill . you would n't believe it if i told you where i was . well , i 'm glad you called . i 've got this , uh , i got this idea . erica : opal , i think you 're making a fool of yourself over warren . opal : i just ca n't help it , i ca n't help it . erica : but he 's a married man , opal . opal : well , that 's never stopped you before , has it ? erica : oh , now , opal -- opal : all right , do n't change the subject . right now , warren is talking to the other richest man in the world , and i bet that he is asking bill gates to contribute to your cause . erica : do you really think he can get them to free me ? opal : honey , money can do anything . erica : hmm , just imagine the faces of adam chandler and samuel woods . [ scene_break ] adam : well , did you enjoy the show ? dixie : i just love the steam . it 's so good for my pores . hey , there 's one upshot to being condemned to hell . you 'll have fantastic skin , adam . dixie : oh ! oh ! oh ! adam : oh , what 's this ? dixie : well , since all your suits went up in smoke , i thought you might need some clothes for your trip . adam : ah , what i need is for you to leave me alone . dixie : oh , well , sorry . hey , is that a scroll in your pocket , or are you just happy to see me ? come on , adam . do the right thing . adam : if you are so anxious for tad to have this right away , right now , what i still do n't quite understand is why you do n't give it to him . dixie : oh , come on , adam . we have been over this . it does n't work that way . adam : no , no , no . i 'm not buying that . in the great scheme of things , the only thing that matters is tad is reunited with his daughter , correct ? that 's -- that 's why you 're here . dixie : tad deserves to know where kate is . but there 's more to it than that . adam : bull . dixie : lives are in the balance , adam . adam : bull . you do n't give a damn about my life or my state of my soul . what you want is for me to give this to tad , so you wo n't have to face him yourself . oh . oh . oh , was it something i said ? hmm ? you 're as white as a ghost . [ scene_break ] joe : no , anyway , there 's jessie and your mom storming town hall , demanding a vote from the citizens of pine valley . jesse : yeah . i tell you , man , i thought i was all that back then and a bag of chips , right ? angie : well , you were doing it for frankie . cassandra : so did the town vote ? joe : oh , yeah , in their favor . cassandra : did you win by a landslide ? angie : not exactly . joe : more like by about 1 % . cassandra : what ? [ all laugh ] cassandra : yeah , but -- well , that was enough though . they could n't take your house down , right ? jesse : no , hell , no . not on my watch . do n't mess with the hubbards , right ? boom . [ scene_break ] [ krystal sighs ] frankie : so -- krystal : so . frankie : how 's colby ? krystal : well , you probably ought to know better than i do , considering you two work together . frankie : well , she has n't been around the hospital lately . krystal : she likes you . you know that ? frankie : yeah . yeah , we 're friends . it 's cool . krystal : you know what i mean . frankie : look , colby 's a nice kid , but you know -- krystal : i know , i know . she 's too young . but having been there myself at her age , i also know that your heart does n't always listen to your head . frankie : hmm . so what happened with you ? krystal : babe happened . frankie : oh , excusez - moi . hey . robert : how are you , buddy ? frankie : good . it 's good to see you . robert : nice to see you , too . thank you . well , hey . i did n't know there was a party going on here tonight . jesse : well , it 's not really a party . i guess people just had the same idea , including you . robert : well , i -- i just -- i was in the mood for a beer and some good food , was all . frankie : well , then , i say you 've come to the right place . robert : so it would appear . [ scene_break ] greenlee : aidan 's going to be ok . i can feel it , and jake 's going to be ok , too . kendall : yeah . zach : i ca n't wait any longer . i 'm going to call tad . ryan : just -- just -- just wait a couple -- zach : what ? ryan : just a little bit longer , please . tad : hey . starting to get a little worried about fish - n - chips . from the look of you all , i 'd say that i have good reason to be . what happened ? ryan : i got the feed back ! we 're back , we 're back ! greenlee : oh , thank god . what -- w -- w -- what do you see ? ryan : i -- i -- i do n't know . i do n't know . hold on , just hold on . i do n't know . kendall : any sign of aidan or jake ? greenlee : come on . tad : jake ? jake ? somebody better talk to me . greenlee : oh , my god . aidan . [ scene_break ] adam : maybe this is n't just about your daughter . maybe you still have some unfinished business with martin . hmm ? come on , admit it . you 're still in love with that buffoon . that 's why you 're raising all this hell . dixie : yeah , literally . adam : because you ca n't have him . dixie : that 's right , adam . i ca n't . talk about a long - distance relationship . adam : no , no , no . this is n't just about you 've left the land of the living . i 'm talking about tad has moved on . dixie : as usual , adam , you are being ridiculous . adam : am i ? am i ? um , he has a wife , you know . i know because it 's my wife . and he has a child , a baby daughter . when you think of it , it 's the life he always wanted but never had with you . stuart : adam ? what are you laughing at ? adam : um -- was n't that door locked ? stuart : oh , no , i just -- i just walked right through . um , who were you talking to ? i just talked to colby on the phone . she -- she 's really concerned about you . she says that you 've been talking to things that are n't there . adam : no , they 're there , they 're there . she 's there . she 's there . she 's everywhere . she 's watching me and haunting me and -- stuart : who , adam ? adam : dixie . stuart : dixie 's gone . adam : hence the word , `` haunting . `` stuart , i want you to talk with her . stuart : to -- to who ? adam : to dixie . please . she refuses to listen to my words of wisdom . i 'm certain she 'll listen to you . [ scene_break ] jesse : you know , i -- i almost completely forgot about that story , adam chandler trying to tear down my house . joe : yeah , yeah . well , it was just one of the many battles you had to fight . jesse : one of the too many battles . joe : yeah . but no more , no more . just look around you . you and angie getting married again . your children are right here at home . future 's looking very bright for you , jess . jesse : yeah . first time in a long time i actually get to look forward to it , huh ? joe : yeah . [ scene_break ] frankie : and this is mr. robert gardner . he 's the guy that saved our butts with the whole papel guy and nonsense . cassandra : wow , it 's nice to meet you , mr. gardner . robert : oh , no . please , call me robert . cassandra : thank you , robert , for what you did . robert : you 're welcome . um -- cassandra : oh , cassandra , sorry . nice introduction . frankie : ah , i 'm sorry , please . you know , cassandra lived in paris for the last year . robert : oh , is that right ? well , paris , huh ? my , i do love paris . the boulevards , the cafes , and some of the best museums in the world , huh ? cassandra : are you into art ? robert : i dabble . you ? cassandra : yeah . i mean , i sketch . frankie : cassandra also writes poetry , but we 're not allowed to talk about it . robert : really ? my , my . well , just a real , renaissance gal , huh ? cassandra : i would n't know about that . robert : what sort of thing do you sketch , cassandra ? cassandra : anything . everything , really . robert : well , i would love to see your work sometime . that is , unless it 's just reserved for the family . cassandra : well , you saved my brother 's life , so , yeah . you can have a look at whatever you want . [ scene_break ] zach : the man we sent aidan to get out was your brother , and there 's been an explosion . tad : an explosion ? ryan : they were together , tad . tad : wait a minute . jake was working for you ? zach : cambias was , uh , funding a -- a refugee relief effort , and , uh , your brother was the chief organizer . tad : aidan knew it was jake . zach : that 's why he went . tad : and you did n't think it was necessary to tell me or my family ? zach : it 's -- i thought it -- it was premature . we sent aidan in there to get jake out , and everything was going to be fine . that was the plan . tad : well , your plan backfired . how about jamie ? how about my son ? zach : jamie 's ok . he 's in a different location . tad : you 're absolutely sure ? you 're sure it was my brother ? ryan : we had a , um , we had visual id before the explosion , tad . tad : greenlee ? greenlee , any sign of them ? kendall : we have n't found anything yet . greenlee : wait a minute , wait a minute , wait . that -- that looks like something . how do you zoom in on this stupid thing , ryan ? ryan : uh , right here . right -- greenlee : looks like an arm or something . kendall : what is that ? greenlee : it 's his watch . i gave it to aidan for good luck . stop it . all of you . there will be no mourning because aidan is not dead . [ scene_break ] krystal : it must be so wonderful to have cassandra back from paris . angie : oh , you have no idea . krystal : aw , she is just so wonderful . she is talented . she is smart , sweet . she 's just a sweetheart . angie : mm - hmm , mm - hmm . she is , is n't she ? you know , sometimes i wish i could spend just five minutes with her birth parents . and sometimes i do n't . krystal : i did n't know she was adopted . angie : yeah , i found her in an alley when she was just an infant . krystal : somebody left that baby in an alley ? angie : hard to believe , is n't it ? krystal : it 's just so amazing that it all worked out , angie , and you were able to adopt her . angie : i thank god . you know , i fell so hard for that little girl , from the second i laid eyes on her . krystal : oh , she is just the luckiest girl in the world . she could n't have asked for a better mama . angie : or father or big brother . you know , cass grew up loved and -- and safe , and i 'm just so grateful that we were able to give her that . krystal : but ? angie : you know , i know that she 's too young to remember being abandoned , but sometimes i look in those eyes , and i swear to you , krystal , it 's like that lost , little baby looking right back at me . krystal : yeah . do n't you think , though , that there 's a little bit of that in all of us ? angie : i guess so . i do n't know . you know , when she looked at jacob and i , the way that she looked at us when we told her that we were splitting up , i 'll never forget it , and i promised myself that i would never pull the rug out from under her again . krystal : and you think that 's how she feels about you and jesse getting married ? angie : oh , no . no , no , no . she 's -- she 's happy for us . krystal : oh . angie : mm - hmm . she is . i mean , you know , she 's all grown up now . she lived overseas . she 's doing her own thing . krystal : yeah , but somewhere in there , you got another glimpse at that baby girl ? angie : yeah , i did . krystal : you just give it time . i 'm sure she 's just going to grow to love jesse and your new life together just as much as you do . angie : hmm . krystal : oh -- [ phone rings ] angie : oh . krystal : oh , that 's you . [ krystal laughs ] angie : oh , yeah . krystal : you have to go ? angie : emergency . krystal : oh , no . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't care if that 's his watch . it does n't mean anything . maybe they made him take it off , or maybe he was showing the present that his fiancée bought him . the fiancée that he 's coming home to because he promised me he would . kendall : this is n't your fault . zach : no ? if it 's not my fault , who 's fault is it ? kendall : zach , you had no idea this was going to happen . zach : well , it was a dangerous situation . i made sure that aidan was right in the middle of it . kendall : yes , because he was the best man to do the job . zach : or ? kendall : no , do n't even say it . zach : why ? i 'm thinking it . you 're thinking it . kendall : no , i 'm not . zach : what if i wanted to punish him for sleeping with my wife ? kendall : you wanted him to do it , because he had to save jake martin . you knew aidan was the best man to do the job . zach : i was very angry . kendall : ok , i get that , but that does n't mean you wanted aidan to get hurt . you ca n't blame yourself for what happened , zach . tad : why not ? [ scene_break ] ryan : look , we 're going to get through this , all right ? we 're going to get through this no matter what it takes . greenlee : no , see , i 've already been through this , ryan . with leo and with you . so i 'm telling you right now , i 'm not going through it again . [ scene_break ] stuart : hello , dixie . hi . um , hope all is well up there and -- and , um , everybody down here misses you like crazy , especially , j.r . he talks about you all the time . adam : just get to the important stuff , ok ? stuart : but if she can hear me , she can hear you , too , right ? i -- i -- i do n't know why you -- you came down here . i do n't know what business you have with my brother , but whatever it is , could you please stop ? you may already know , but adam is not well , lately . it 's -- it 's his heart . j.r. and colby are really worried about him . so am i . and he 's got something new , called panic attacks . the doctors say it 's -- it 's caused by stress . i really -- i really think it 's caused because he 's lonesome . adam : ok , ok , that 's -- that 's enough , stuart . thanks . stuart : did it work ? adam : let 's find out . oh ! could you feel that ? [ adam is hit by a cold chill ] stuart : what ? adam : dammit ! she 's still here . [ scene_break ] warren : ok , bill . wire me the money on monday and regards to melinda . now , erica , opal tells me how much you 're suffering , all locked up in this terrible place . erica : oh . well , it has been torture , really . i mean , solitary confinement . can you imagine ? warren : it 's totally unnecessary . opal : but you 're going to fix everything , are n't you , warren ? warren : well , with erica 's cooperation , of course . erica : oh , well , i 'll do anything . opal : yeah , and maybe after you 've made all of the arrangements with the officials , maybe as a cover , we could pretend that the prison 's on fire . warren : no , the only fire i know about is -- is 7 no trump . erica : no trump ? what ? warren : 7 no trump . that 's -- that 's the highest bid you can make in -- in bridge . erica : bridge ? warren : it 's nirvana , erica . you 're about to enter the sophisticated , engrossing world of contract bridge . but you ca n't do it alone . i 'll tell the warden to give you three smart roommates . opal : roommates ? erica : three ? warren : this will make experts of you all . soon you 'll be playing all day long , and those bars will just disappear . erica : well , this is not exactly the kind of disappearance that i had in mind . [ beeping ] warren : oh , i 'm afraid i have to leave . my plane 's arrived . erica : well -- opal : can you take us with you ? warren : you would n't enjoy it . i 'm just going back to little old omaha , but i 'll be back when you 're ready to be my bridge partner . thanks for the wonderful idea , opal . yeah , it 's going to change erica 's life . bye - bye . bye . erica : bye . opal : bye . uh -- opal : bye . erica : thank you , warren . warren : bye . opal : oh , man . the only thing i know about bridge is that i 'm the dummy . [ scene_break ] tad : you knew , did n't you ? you knew about kendall and aidan . i 'm sorry . it took a lot of work , but aidan finally told me the truth . he said you had promised never to tell anybody , but i guess you found out about it somehow , huh ? kendall : tad , we know that you 're upset -- zach : let him talk . tad : could n't believe it . i could not believe it when he told me he was coming to cambias to work for you . i said it was a mistake , but i guess i was right , because his first day , his first day , you send him on a suicide mission ? kendall : no , that 's not how it happened . tad : oh , please . a man as powerful as zach slater finds out you slept with somebody . what do you think is going to happen ? that 's it ? it 's history ? well , i do n't think so . kendall : no , so would you stop it ? tad : congratulations , zach . congratulations , because if you wanted payback , you certainly got it . tad : spare me your sympathy , please . and i guess it works out nice for you , does n't it ? because if aidan is dead , then your betrayal dies with him , or is that the way it was supposed to turn out ? kendall : no , i never wanted aidan to get hurt -- tad : excuse me . i 've got to go tell my parents their son is dead . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you should 've heard aidan before he left . it would 've been incredibly romantic , if i had n't been so scared . ryan : what did he say ? greenlee : that he had to come back . because coming back meant that he would be with me . that he 'd waited years to find what we had and that no one or nothing would keep him away . ryan : that sounds like a man in love . greenlee : yeah , but i was n't listening , because i was so focused on him not going . but he 's right , ryan . aidan 's coming home to me . ryan : greenlee -- greenlee : he has to . no matter what he has to do . [ scene_break ] adam : there 's no stopping her , stuart . she 's invaded my home and my mind . stuart : maybe you ought to go away for a while , take a trip . adam : of course . the arizona trip , my business meeting . yeah , she ca n't -- she ca n't stick around forever . sooner or later , she 's going to tired and pack it in . where is my suitcase ? stuart : adam , is there -- there something wrong with your closet ? adam : i 'm -- um -- just , uh , i 'll -- i 'll get a new suit of clothes out there . you 'll lead me out ? adam : see you later , dixie . have a good time . do n't wait up . [ scene_break ] joe : tad tells me you 're helping him search for kate . jesse : ah , anything i can do , doc . you know that . joe : i 'm very grateful , jesse . jesse : he tell you we got a lead ? joe : no . julia : wow , what kind of lead ? jesse : we think we might know where the adoption took place . nothing concrete , though . julia : oh , that is so great . jesse : yeah . julia : tad has waited so long to find his daughter . hey , that would be incredible , right ? kathy : right ! julia : right ! [ scene_break ] dixie : you 'll know she 's kate soon , tad . i promise . [ scene_break ] tad : ah , jake . what happened ? [ scene_break ] opal : well , ah , guess we might as well take warren 's advice , huh ? i think it 's a -- it 's a smart idea to take up bridge , you know ? keeps us sharp . [ opal laughs ] opal : uh , i know -- i know this game calls for four people . you think maybe the guard wants in ? oh , oh , my . you -- you just look madder than a hornet 's nest . erica : opal ? opal : yes , girlfriend ? erica : i think visiting hours are over . [ scene_break ] pilot 's voice : welcome aboard , mr. chandler . we should be on our way momentarily , so just sit back and relax . adam : that 's the plan . dixie : on second thought , adam , i 'd fasten your seatbelt . it 's going to be a bumpy night . [ scene_break ] robert : well , my favorite kind of art is when the artist really cares about his or her subject . do you draw what means the most to you , cassandra ? cassandra : sometimes . [ little a pulls the stuffed elephant out of cassandra 's bag ] krystal : oh , there he is , there he is ! why the look , tad ? i saved you a hamburger . joe : what is it , tad ? what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] angie : what have we got ? nurse : a patient just came in . he needs to be treated for severe dehydration , possible malnutrition , and exhaustion . he 's been up for the past 48 hours . he has multiple abrasions on both his upper extremities as well as some slight contusion on his left elbow . angie : all right , thank you . nurse : yeah . jake : oh , god . you . angie : oh , my god . it is . jake martin ? jake , i was just with joe and tad . listen , i want you to hold on . i 'm going to call them . jake : do not call my family . [ scene_break ] greenlee : the first time i said `` i love you , `` i thought aidan was sleeping . what an idiot , right ? kendall : no , that 's sweet . greenlee : and then when he said `` i love you , `` he called me out on it , but in this romantic kind of way . kendall : go on . greenlee : he said , `` i heard you . you thought i was sleeping , but i heard you , `` and -- aidan 's voice : and then i said , `` i love you , too . `` greenlee : did you hear that ? kendall : yeah , i did . [ greenlee turns around , and returns aidan 's smile ] [ next_on ] adam ( to dixie ) : i am not going to give that paper to tad . [ beeping ] adam : ooh . angie : i 've missed you , jake martin . tad : we all have . aidan ( to greenlee ) : i told you i 'd come back to you , did n't i ?
zach , greenlee , kendall , and ryan are worried about the safety of aidan and jake , because the room they were being held captive blew up . the transmission was lost , but when it returned , they see aidan 's watch on the floor . they now believe that jake and aidan are dead . tad goes to zach 's office to ask about aidan and discovers his brother now works for cambias and is a hostage . he berates zach for sending aidan and for not telling the martins about jake . tad asks about jaime , who is ok . zach reviews his decision to let aidan rescue jake . was aidan sent because he had slept with kendall , zach 's wife ? tad thinks that was the reason for sending aidan .
amanda : is it true ? i get you all to myself tonight ? jake : yes . it is , but i have very high expectations , i 'm warning you . amanda : oh , well -- jake : what 's up , sport ? amanda : that will not be a problem . jake : ok . good . amanda : i 'm gon na miss our boy , though . jake : yes , but you have fun . he loves going over to kathy and jenny 's . you 're gon na have a good time . amanda : all right . so i 'll drop him off and then pick up takeout for dinner . jake : i love that . sounds like a plan , and i 'll see you tomorrow , ok ? bye . there you go . go to mama . amanda : all right . ooh , let 's see something . want to see mommy 's phone ? ok . [ gasps ] look at that . perfect timing . you are gon na have a little brother or sister very soon , and we are all gon na be one big , amazingly happy family . [ scene_break ] cara : perfection . i mean , amazing , right ? crunchy on the outside , soft on the inside , but not soggy , never , never soggy . tad : cara -- cara : now , how did they get the color ? because this looks like a golden brown with a hint of reddish . i 'm thinking maybe it 's the cajun spice -- tad : shut up . shut up . stop . just be quiet . shut up . it 's a fried tuber vegetable . big -- who gives a rat 's -- cara : anger ? stress ? tad : no , no , no . i just -- sweetest , i 'm sorry . cara : breathe . tad : do the words `` stir crazy `` mean anything to you ? i know i 'm going on a limb here , but since you lost your job at the hospital , seems like you got a little too much time on your hands . cara : because i 'm analyzing a fantastic potato ? tad : no . because you alphabetized the spice rack in the kitchen , which is why -- and do n't be angry , ok -- i was gon na wait to tell you at home , but i sort of got you a job offer at the free clinic . cara : really ? tad : yeah . oh , yeah , yeah . you can start tomorrow if you want . i mean , they 're psyched . i told them you were available . they were all over it . i mean , i know it 's not as exciting as banging around the e.r . , but you 'd be doing what you 're best at . while you 're doing it , hopefully , you would n't be analyzing french fries . cara : thank you . you really are the world 's best hubby . thanks . tad : do n't . opal : i did n't say anything . [ scene_break ] marissa : oh ! thank you . bianca : ha ha ! marissa : all right . say it . you hate that i 'm moving back in here , but it 's only a temporary move , and i told j.r . i made it clear to him that it was on my terms . bianca : oh , and we both know how good he is at respecting boundaries , and you 're moving into his house for reasons i do n't completely understand . marissa : well , i could n't stay at krystal 's and tad 's anymore . it 's complicated . bianca : is n't that the name of a movie about two exes who get back together ? marissa : oh , no , no , no . that is not happening . how did this get in here ? bianca : sadly , they 're hard to avoid . marissa : i know you were hoping that these headlines would get your mom fired up about coming back here . i 'm sorry it did n't work . bianca : actually , it did , sort of . looks like my mom did come back to pine valley . she just did n't contact any of us -- not me or kendall , not even uncle jack . [ scene_break ] [ jack remembers ] erica 's voice : i may have spent time with him up on that mountain , but every moment , i was thinking of you . i was missing you . i was loving you . i still love you . [ crash ] [ scene_break ] ricky : ah , i 've been waiting for this for so long , kendall . kendall : i 'm sorry , ricky . i 'm just not ready yet . ricky : i care about you , kendall , more than i 've ever cared for anyone . let me show you how i feel . kendall : oh , god , no , ricky . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i ca n't . i ca n't do this . griffin : kendall , are you all right ? kendall ? kendall ? [ scene_break ] cara : what 's up ? jake : i have an update for you on mackenzie winslow . she 's scheduled for a bone marrow transplant , and she 's going into iso tomorrow . cara : oh , that 's fantastic about the treatment , but she 's got to be scared out of her mind . jake : well , i talked to her . she 's a very brave little girl . cara : did she ask about me ? jake ? jake : only about 100 times . cara : well , she probably thinks i forgot about her , right ? jake : no . she does n't think that . she thinks that you do n't work here anymore . cara : because i was helping my brother escape a ridiculous murder charge . jake : well , i neglected to tell her that part . listen . that little girl mackenzie knows that you 're thinking about her , and i told her that you 'd call her , ok ? cara : no . you know what ? i need to see her . jake : cara -- cara : i 'm on my way . jake : hello ? hel -- cara : hi . tad : hi . thought you fell in . cara : no . i was just on the phone with jake , actually . you know the little girl with leukemia , mackenzie winslow ? well , apparently , she 's going into isolation in preparation for her bone marrow transplant . opal : oh , my lord . cara : no . it 's actually a really good thing . she 's gon na get the treatment that she needs , but i got to go . i 'm gon na go see her . tad : now wait . excuse us for one more second . no . no . you ca n't do this , ok ? you could get busted for trespassing . cara : i 'm gon na be careful . tad : cara , you 're being watched . immigration is just waiting for the chance to bust you on something , throw you back into mexico where people are waiting to kill you . cara : just stop for one second , ok ? let me just tell you , i 've been exactly where that little girl has been , ok -- alone , scared , with these horrible thoughts going on inside of your brain . i just want to be with her , ok ? i want to hold her hand . i want to look her in the eyes , and i want to tell her everything is gon na be ok . bye . bye . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey , baby , what are you doing here ? hey , party ca n't be over already . babysitter : her mother asked a.j . to leave , said he got into a fight . marissa : is that true ? what happened ? babysitter : he wo n't say . bianca : well , why did you leave ? i thought you were staying over . miranda : i did n't want to . [ scene_break ] ricky : i thought you wanted this . kendall : i do . i do , but you promised to take it slow . ricky : we will . we will . just relax , ok ? [ crash ] ricky : what was that ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know . it was kind of loud , though . maybe somebody was hurt . you should go check . ricky : ok . kendall : yeah . ricky : oh . what happened ? janitor : eh , a couple of kids horsing around . i 'll notify the front desk . ricky : ok . thank you . all good . so where were we ? griffin : nice work . ricky : what are you doing ? kendall : i should probably go . ricky : but i thought you wanted to be with me . kendall : of course , i do . ricky : ok . so what 's the problem ? kendall : well , actually , i 'm a little surprised . i mean , you 're a minister . ricky : is that what 's making you uncomfortable ? kendall : well , what if someone from your church saw us coming in here ? ricky , as much as we want this , i think that we should go out . i think we should just go out , go see a movie or something . you know what ? i can even go check the times right now . ricky : no , no , no , no . kendall , kendall , i just want to be alone with you . kendall : yeah , but being alone with me goes against your beliefs , and i would never forgive myself if i made you compromise your faith . ricky : we care about each other , ok ? i do n't think that god is gon na judge us for expressing that . what 's the matter ? kendall : it 's just these feelings . they 've just taken me by surprise . ricky : in a good way ? kendall : yeah . yeah . in the best way , but sometimes , you know , you can get swept up and lose control and then end up doing something that you regret . ricky : i could never regret being with you . kendall : um -- from the first time i met you , you have shown me nothing but respect . you never pushed me into doing anything i did n't want to do or believed in , and that 's one of the reasons why i trust you more than anyone in this world . so i need you to trust me now . it 's just not the right time . you 'll see . you will see . it will be worth the wait . can you wait for me ? ricky : yes . i will wait for you , because when we 're finally together , it 'll be so incredible , we 'll never want to be apart again . kendall : thank you for understanding . ricky : so i guess this is good night . kendall : yeah . good night . ricky : good night . griffin : look at me . look at me . you ok ? let 's get out of here . come on . [ scene_break ] tad : ok . so i guess i 'll take lookout . jake : you can not come down to this hospital every time i tell you about a patient , ok ? cara : mackenzie is not just any patient , jake . jake : it does n't matter . the winslow parents -- i know you 're close to the girl , but they do n't want you anywhere near their daughter . cara : well , then forget them . jake : no . i ca n't forget them because the last time you treated them , they wanted to sue the hospital . i ca n't have that . cara : ok . just stop for a second . i get it . they 're probably lovely people , but you know what ? the truth is , they do n't know the first thing about living with cancer , jake . i do , ok ? look at me . i was just giving my opinion . jake : i understand that , and then you lost your job . cara : well , we do n't really need to worry about that anymore , do we ? so could you just go , please , before somebody sees us together ? jake : you do n't need to worry about me . cara : i always worry about you . now , could you just get out of here , so we 're both not unemployed ? you get it ? go . i 'm good . i 'm good . i got it . i 'm good . jake : do not stay long . cara : i wo n't . understood . thank you for keeping your promise , by the way . jake : all right . you know what ? let 's go see the girl now . come on . now . cara : ok . woman on p.a . : extension 198 for dr. battaglia . jake : mackenzie , we have a visitor for you . mackenzie : cara , i know you 'd come . cara : hi . mackenzie : hi . cara : how are you feeling ? mackenzie : scared . cara : ok . you know what ? you do n't need to feel scared because from here on out , everything is gon na get so much better . [ scene_break ] opal : hmm ! amanda : i just dropped trevor off at krystal 's . i just came to pick up some food . you have no idea how much we appreciate you guys giving a nice night to ourselves . jake has been so crazy with work , and he has n't even had a second to relax . opal : well , why do n't you ? while you 're waiting for your food , just sit down here yourself and you relax , all right ? why do n't you have one of these fruity concoctions ? amanda : oh , no . i ca n't . opal : oh , sure . come on . they 're delicious . amanda : no . i 'm sure they are , but jake and i are trying to have another baby , so i 'm not drinking right now . opal : oh , that 's wonderful . congratulations . well , let me order you an herbal tea because , i 'll tell you , i got a little news that i think is gon na make you jump for joy . amanda : news about what ? opal : cara . [ scene_break ] jake : hey . tad : i understand how badly she wants to see that little girl in there , but do you really think it 's a good idea for you to be encouraging her ? jake : oh , i 'm not encouraging anything . please . i think we both know cara by now . if she makes a decision about something , that 's what she does . tad : hey , no . listen . i know . yeah , but the only reason she got something in her head , ok -- honestly , honestly -- is because you called her . jake : tad , there is a little girl in there that 's getting into isolation for cancer treatment , ok , and i -- just listen to me . i asked her what she wanted . `` what do you want ? you want a book ? you want a video game ? what do you want ? i 'll get you whatever you want . `` you know what she said ? `` i want cara . `` that 's it . tad : i understand that . no . it 's not like i do n't have a heart , but this has to be it , the last time , because this is nuts . she ca n't be here . jake : do you want to give her hell for putting a little girl before herself ? tad : you know what i 'd really like ? what i would really like is if she could invest in some new patients , ok , so she would n't obsess about things like this . look . i think i should tell you , i got her a job at the free clinic . jake : that 's great . tad : heh . jake : what ? tad : you really think so ? jake : yes . i think it 's great . why would n't i ? tad : because she wo n't be able to jump every time you call her . jake : what 's that supposed to mean ? tad : it means you 've got to let her sever ties with this place , ok ? please just let it happen . you keep pulling her back in . it 's not fair . it 's not safe , and it 's not right . look . if it 's over , then you got to accept it . jake : what are you talking about the job , or are we talking about something else here ? tad : ok . i 'll lay it on the line . we 're talking about something else . we 're talking about the fact that you are married to one woman , and you ca n't let the other go . [ scene_break ] marissa : a.j . , i need you to talk to me . did you get into a fight at amber 's party ? a.j . : yes . marissa : why ? a.j . , please . a.j . : i pushed this kid , but he deserved it . that 's it . i 'm not saying anything else . bianca : ok . well , did you see what happened ? sweetie , it 's ok . you can tell me . did one of the kids do something to you ? miranda : no . bianca : ok . well , then what is it ? miranda : nothing . everything is fine . marissa : all right . look . i know that things have been a little bit confusing with me and your dad recently . is that what this is about ? you know you can talk to me about anything . it does n't matter what you did . miranda : a.j . did n't do anything . it was all my fault . [ scene_break ] jake : so i 'm still hanging on to cara , huh ? tad : yeah . jake : let me just tell you something . you could n't be more wrong . i love my wife . tad : i know you do . i 'm not saying you do n't love amanda , but come on . jake : buts . but , but , but , but . but nothing . tad : the last time you called her to come down and see mackenzie , i followed her , ok ? so what do i see ? i turn the corner , and there you are in the hallway in each other 's arms . jake : oh , my god , she was thanking me . she was thanking me for helping out with mackenzie . tad : what if somebody saw her thanking you , like immigration , ok ? jake : there is no immigration . i mean , there is , but he does n't -- tad : you do n't know that , jake . they 're following her , ok ? i have seen it , either them or the cops . anybody could 've seen it . what about amanda ? jake : what about amanda ? we 're fine . we are fine . tad : oh , yeah . well , it 's news to me , because from where i sit , it looks like your wife is sick to death of talking herself down from your past with cara . jake : you need to chill out . tad : what you need to do is stop . i do n't know how many times i got to say it . you got to stop . you have to let cara move on , away from this hospital , away from you . jake : i said i wanted to do family get - togethers . tad : no , no , no . wait . do n't do that , ok ? do n't make me laugh . it 's not funny , ok ? pine valley has to buy that this marriage is legit . if they do n't , if cara gets arrested for any reason , like for being here when she 's not supposed to be , she gets deported . she gets deported , she gets killed . jake : let me ask you something . why are we talking about this , exactly , about me being hung up on cara ? and if i was -- i mean , i 'm not -- but if i was , what 's it to you ? why is it bothering you ? tad : it bothers me , because she 's my wife . jake : your fake wife . [ scene_break ] cara : so you see , you got this , and i can tell you from personal experience , this is no big deal , ok , and when they say that whole thing about `` isolation , `` you know what i call it ? i call it special alone time , because when this whole thing is over , you are gon na be surrounded by people -- mom and dad , of course , and friends and relatives -- and you 're gon na be like , `` man ! i just want to be by myself . `` mackenzie : to watch tv . cara : yeah , and to watch movies and to play video games and to read books , you know ? look , mackenzie . i just want you to know that if you ever feel nervous , just stop and remember , this is happening for a good reason , so that you get better just like i did , ok ? mackenzie : yeah . cara : we 're in this together . i am with you all of the way . you hear me ? all right . now i want to hear you say it . `` i got this . `` mackenzie : i got this . cara : good , and you do got this . you really do . mackenzie : yeah . [ scene_break ] tad : i 'm gon na get back to the house . jake : see you later . tad : you 're my brother , and i love you more than anything , but , joseph , you ca n't have it both ways , because sooner rather than later , something is gon na give . [ scene_break ] opal : let 's just say that the lady doctor knows how to put a smile on my boy 's face . i have seen some sparks , which ought to make you pretty happy . amanda : oh , i 'm not threatened by her . ok . maybe i was when she first got to town . opal : but now jake has put that part of his life behind him . it 's all about the future . amanda : did he say that ? opal : well , no . he does n't have to . you 're trying for another baby . he must be just as excited as you are . amanda : of course . jake loves his family more than anything , and now there 'll just be more to love . opal : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] griffin : you ok ? kendall : do n't , do n't . griffin : it 's ok . it 's me . kendall : sorry . sorry . i just ca n't believe what i just did . griffin : you 're shaking . why do n't you sit down , huh ? kendall : no . i 'm ok . it 's ok . i 'm all right . thank you . thank you for finding me , for smashing whatever you did to distract him . wish i could 've smashed it over his head . griffin : i 'm just glad you got out of that room . why did n't you take jackson with you ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know . you were right . this was more than i could handle on my own , way more . griffin : what did he do to you ? kendall : he kissed me , uh -- and he -- i told him . i told him that i wanted him to back off , and i told him to slow down . griffin : but he did n't listen . kendall : no . his hands were all over me . i just wanted to punch him . i wanted to punch him , and i wanted to just run out of the room , but i could n't . i could n't . i had to stick to the plan . griffin : the plan is not the most important thing here . kendall : yes . yes , it is . it is . i have to get justice for zach . i ca n't let ricky get away with this . griffin : did he hurt you ? kendall : no . he just -- no . he -- he led me to the bed , and he said he -- he said he had waited so long . i did n't know what he was gon na do . i thought he was -- griffin : shh shh shh . kendall : i do n't know . he just kept insisting . he just kept insisting , and he just would n't stop . griffin : it 's all right . it 's all right . it 's all right . you 're safe here , ok ? kendall : so are n't you gon na yell at me ? griffin : after what you 've been through ? kendall : i feel like such an idiot . i was so stupid . god , what was i thinking ? i mean , the guy is a murderer . he 's a murderer , and , yeah , no big deal . i could just take it on myself . putting myself in that situation , i should 've known better , especially after what happened to my sister , my mom . griffin : listen . you 're trying to put your husband 's murderer behind bars , ok ? it took everything in me not to break down that door and crack ricky 's skull , but i could n't do that because of what you 're trying to do for zach . it 's a very brave thing . kendall : then why could n't i get to him before he got to me ? griffin : because he attacked you , ok ? it 's not your fault . kendall : oh , i just messed up . griffin : it 's a minor setback . hey , look at me . you 're gon na regroup , refocus , ok ? i believe in you . you 're this close . i know you 're gon na get there . kendall : i will . i will do it for zach . i 'll do it for you . um , well , as horrible as tonight was , there is a little bit of good news , something good to come out of it . griffin : yeah . you admitted i was right . kendall : once . griffin : ok . what 's this good news ? kendall : well , i wanted to get ricky out of the room , so i sent him to get some champagne , and when he was gone , i got into his computer . it took me a while , but i finally figured out his password , and , of course , when i did that , that 's when ricky came back . griffin : right , but you got in . we can access his files . kendall : yep . griffin : all right . well , since you 're never going back there again , you better tell me his password . kendall : i 'll give you one guess . griffin : no . [ scene_break ] jack 's voice : someone took those clothes out of the closet . you want to know what i think ? i think erica came back here , got what she needed , and left again . [ knocks on door ] jack : come in . ricky : jackson . jack : hey , reverend . ricky : everything ok ? jack : yeah . it 's fine . what 's up ? ricky : i have a favor to ask you , a big one . [ scene_break ] miranda : the kids at the party were teasing me . bianca : about what ? miranda : our family . they saw some stuff on the internet . amber was being really mean , and this other kid started saying stuff . a.j . : so that 's when i pushed him , and he finally shut up . marissa : a.j . , you know that that 's no way to handle a situation like that . i 'm glad you stuck up for miranda , though . miranda : do n't be mad at a.j . it 's all my fault . bianca : hey , hey , none of this was your fault . you did n't do anything wrong , ok ? now can you tell me what amber said ? miranda : she called you a lezzie . i knew you 'd be upset . bianca : um , i am upset , but i 'm not upset at you , ok ? let 's go home and talk about this . miranda : i do n't want to talk about it . bianca : miranda -- miranda : no , no . do n't make me . bianca : ok . ok . all right . we will talk about this when you 're ready . miranda : can i play a video game with a.j . before we leave ? bianca : sure . yeah . hey , i love you , and i am very proud of you . miranda : i 'm proud of you , too , mommy . bianca : go . children . 7-year - old children were taunting my daughter , because i 'm gay . [ scene_break ] mr. winslow : i just came from my daughter 's room . that woman dr. castillo was in there . jake : yes . she just wanted to see mackenzie before her transplant . mr. winslow : why , try to talk her out of it , get her to go mountain climbing instead ? jake : no , no , no , no . mr. winslow : my wife and i filed a formal complaint against that nut case . who let her in there ? jake : ok . `` nut case . `` that 's a strong word . i did . mr. winslow : maybe we should file a complaint against you . jake : well , hold on a second . dr. castillo is not treating mackenzie . she does n't even work here . she just wanted to give your daughter a few words of encouragement . mr. winslow : without permission . i 'm taking this up with the board . jake : mr. winslow , if you feel like you have to do that -- cara : hello , mr. winslow . mr. winslow : oh . heard you got canned . he let you back in to see mackenzie . cara : oh , no , no . jake had nothing to do with this . this was actually my idea to see mackenzie . jake : no , it was n't . mackenzie actually wanted to see dr. castillo . she kept asking for her . mr. winslow : right . jake : what ? mr. winslow : you 'll be hearing from my lawyer . cara : no . wait . what ? no . wait . no . he had nothing to do with this . no . he did n't even know i was here . i 'm not gon na let you take the blame for this , jake . mr. winslow : what is this ? you two an item or something ? jake : you know , mr. winslow , maybe you should stop talking now . mr. winslow : maybe you should make me . jake : oh , that 's very mature . i wonder why your daughter wanted to see cara and not you . [ mr. winslow punches jake unconscious ] cara : oh , my god ! jake ? jake ? [ scene_break ] bianca : just thinking about miranda having to hear that word -- marissa : i know , but they 're out of there now , and they 're never going back . bianca : but maybe it 's not just amber and that kid . you know what kids are like . they get these things from somewhere . i want to know everything that they said to her . marissa : miranda was n't ready to talk . it 's good that you gave her space . bianca : miranda and gaby deserve a normal life . they do n't deserve to be taunted at birthday parties . i 'm the one who 's supposed to be protecting them . marissa : but you are . you are strong for them every day , and they see that , and it makes them strong . they could n't ask for a better mom . [ scene_break ] frankie : what happened ? cara : come here . what happened is , someone has got an anger - management problem . mr. winslow : you did this . now , stay away from my daughter . frankie : why do n't you go see her ? we 'll take care of dr. martin . all right . you need to get out of here . anybody sees us , all three of us are toast . cara : ok . let me just make sure that he 's ok first . frankie : i got it . cara : i want to help you , frankie . frankie : fine . call amanda . [ scene_break ] opal : hmm , somebody looks happy . tad : oh , you should 've seen it , not that i agree with her going , mind you , but cara snuck in to see that little girl that 's got leukemia . it was really something . most people would 've sent a card or a teddy bear , jigsaw puzzle , box of chocolates maybe , just that , but she puts it out there . warms your cockles . when she cares about somebody , she really cares . amanda : same as you . you guys are a perfect match . tad : what the hell was that ? ma ? opal : what was what ? amanda : opal just told me that you and cara are getting closer , and i could not be happier for you guys . tad : is it too much to ask that you could keep your opinions to yourself just once , please ? [ cell phone rings ] tad : honestly . where are you ? cara : tad , hi . listen . i 'm still at the hospital , and i 'm trying to get ahold of amanda . i tried their place , but she did n't answer , and i do n't have her cell phone . tad : whoa , whoa , whoa . easy . she 's right here . what happened ? cara : ok . it 's not serious , ok ? i do n't want you to panic or anything . it 's just that you know the father of the patient that i came to see ? well , he and jake , they kind of just got into it just a little bit . tad : what do you mean , kind of ? cara : the guy , well , he hit jake , and then jake kind of -- well , he blacked out , ok ? tad : is he all right ? cara : he 's gon na be fine , ok ? he 's gon na be just fine . frankie is with him now , but i think that you and amanda need to get down here . tad : yeah . fine . we 're on our way . [ scene_break ] jack : what 's the favor ? ricky : well , i came down to the dock looking for a boat to rent . see , kendall has been really stressed out , and i thought she might feel better if i got her away from things for a little while . jack : it usually works for me . ricky : so i was walking around looking for the right boat , and then i saw this one , and i remembered that kendall said that it meant a lot to her . jack : yeah , her and zach . i 'm not sure this is the best place for you to bring her . ricky : well , we 've actually spent a lot of time together on this boat , also . actually , we had some of our best talks right here in this room , so i think this might be a good healing place for her now . jack : well , it 's pretty clear that erica and i wo n't be hauling up the anchor anytime soon , so sure . be my guest . enjoy . ricky : we will . [ scene_break ] griffin : we need to get back on this computer . kendall : well , whatever it takes , i 'll do . griffin : well , you 're not going back there alone . kendall : well , how else are we supposed to get the proof that we need ? griffin : we 'll get someone to distract him , keep ricky away from his room , ok ? then you and i will go over there together . one of us will stand watch while the other one looks for evidence , right ? kendall : oh -- griffin : really ? is my plan that exciting ? kendall : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- no . it 's great . i 'm actually feeling a little better . i 'm just tired . the whole thing was very emotional . griffin : take a nap . usually works for me . take as long as you need . kendall : yeah . you know what ? maybe i will . 20 minutes , and i 'll be good . you wake me ? griffin : sure thing . kendall : ok . i need this . griffin : yeah . i know . you ok ? kendall : thousand showers would n't make me feel clean . griffin : i think zach would understand why you 're doing what you 're doing . i think he 'd be proud of you , so be proud of yourself . not many women would go this far to honor the man they love . you have a beautiful heart . kendall : you ought to know . you 're the reason it 's still ticking . [ scene_break ] jake : my head hurts . frankie : it 's a mild concussion . cara : just keep your eyes closed , ok ? get some rest . you 're in excellent hands . frankie : all right . you know he 's ok . now get out of here before i toss you in a cart of dirty laundry and haul you out of here myself . cara : ok . i 'm going . i 'm going . ok . all right . feel better , jake . [ scene_break ] bianca : my own daughter being bullied . i almost cried when they told us what happened . marissa : but you did n't . you held it together , and when miranda is ready to talk , you 're gon na hold it together then , too . bianca : eh , wish i was as confident as you are about that . marissa : hey , there is not a doubt in my mind . [ scene_break ] amanda : is jake all right ? cara : oh , yeah . just a mild concussion , so he 's sleeping it off . amanda : well , thanks for taking care of him . cara : oh , no . it was frankie . it was all frankie . amanda : well , thank you . can i -- frankie : sure . amanda : hey , it 's me . gon na be ok . tad : you sure he 's all right ? cara : yeah . yeah . tad : ok . well , come on . we should probably get you out of here . [ scene_break ] jack : well , i 'll tell you , reverend , this boat has seen a lot of good times , so here 's to you and kendall making some of your own . ricky : amen to that . thank you , jackson . jack : yeah . good luck . ricky : all right . [ door closes ] ricky : we 're gon na make each other very happy .
amanda and trevor arrives at the hospital to find out that she has jake all to herself tonight . amanda tells trevor that he will have a little brother or sister very soon . cara and tad have dinner at krystal 's . tad tells cara that every since she lost her job at the hospital she has more time on her hands . tad tells cara he has a job offer for her . cara thanks him for his help . opal comes in and has a smug look on her face about cara . marissa knows that bianca hates the idea of her moving back in with j.r. marissa sees the newspapers headlines about erica being kidnapped . bianca tells marissa that it looks as though erica had come back to llanview . erica relives a moment with jack . jack , remembering erica , becomes angry and throws her pic toward the door . kendall pushes ricky away and tells him that she can not do this . griffin is outside the door , listening and starts to grasp the door handle . jake calls cara to let her know that mackenzie is due for a bone marrow transplant the next day . cara tells tad and opal about mackenzie getting the bone marrow transplant . tad pulls cara aside and warns her about going to the hospital to see mackenzie . a.j . comes home unexpectedly and finds out that a.j . had been in a fight . griffin manages to create a diversion outside of ricky 's hotel room to gain his attention . ricky agrees to give kendall time . griffin comes in and helps kendall to leave . cara arrives at the hospital to see mackenzie . jake helps her to go in to see the girl . jake tells mackenzie he has a visitor for her . cara offers reassurance to mackenzie . amanda thanks opal for taking care of trevor so that she can have time alone with jake . tad is upset that jake had called cara to let her know about mackenzie . tad lets jake know that he is not being fair to cara or to amanda because he is married to one , but can not let the other one go . marissa urges a.j . to tell her about the fight that he had had at a party that he had attended . miranda takes the blame for a.j . getting into a fight . tad tells jake that he had seen cara hugging him . mackenzie 's father walks in and sees cara talking to mackenzie . opal tells amanda she sees sparks between tad and cara . griffin tries to get close to kendall but she pushes him away . kendall tells griffin that she has to get justice for zach .
dixie : jr ? jr : mom . dixie : oh , my god ! [ crying ] oh , my god ! oh , my god ! oh , my god ! david : hey . angie : david . listen -- i really need you to stay away from this hospital . david : i know . i know . listen -- i just -- i need your opinion about cara . angie : i 've already given you my opinion more than once . now you need to let it go . david : ok . angie : let her go . david : did she give you any indication as to why she 's staying in pine valley ? angie : [ sighs ] all she said was that it looked like she 'd be here longer because of a patient she 'd been treating and did i think there might be room on staff for her . david : well , did n't that seem a bit surprising ? angie : i do n't know . maybe a little . i - i - i just thought it might have something to do with seeing you . dixie : angie ! angie , come quick ! jr 's awake ! guard : uh ... dr. hayward , i 've been given specific orders not to let you anywhere near mr. chandler . [ scene_break ] griffin : uh , finally . i 've been looking all over for you . cara : what 's up ? griffin : did david corner you again ? cara : uh , no , actually ... i was the one who cornered him . griffin : what ? cara : well , i had to explain to him about the baby so he would just stop hounding me , you know ? griffin : you did n't tell him the truth , did you ? cara : no . but ... he did n't buy the lie . [ scene_break ] vlad : you 've got company . move over . [ girl whimpers ] [ door closes ] cassandra : who are you ? girl : who are you ? cassandra : i 'm cassandra . girl : cassandra . cassandra : what happened to you ? girl : hey , you got a pill ? god , i need one so bad ! [ gasps shakily ] hey , have you got one ? ! cassandra : no . no , i do n't . girl : you 're the new girl . pretty . i was pretty , too . so pretty . [ scene_break ] [ mid - tempo music plays ] celia : you could 've mailed this , you know ? pete : who mails things ? celia : just so you know , i had no intention of ever seeing you again . pete : got that loud and clear when you did n't show up for our date . but now that you got that back , we do n't have to see each other again . celia : oh , you 're mad at me . that 's rich . pete : [ scoffs ] of course , i 'm mad . you stood me up . no call , no text -- celia : yeah . damn right i did , and i would do it again , after finding out what you were hoping to do , you 're lucky i did n't slap you . pete : what the hell are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] miranda : [ chuckles softly ] you 're invited to a very special evening . `` [ chuckles softly ] [ scene_break ] celia : forget it . i ca n't -- i ca n't believe i actually fell for your good - guy shtick . i should have known you were faking it . pete : you 're a phony . celia : [ scoffs ] me ? i 'm a good person . you -- not so much . pete : whatever , `` princess . `` go play games with somebody else . celia : [ sighs ] you know , i 'm just really , really glad i found out you were playing me before i actually let myself fall for you . [ sighs ] [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] angie : listen , jr . i 'm going to ask you a few questions , and i just want you to answer them as best you can , okay ? jr : [ weakly ] okay , angie . angie : you remember me ? jr : sure . you 're , uh -- you 're angie [ clears throat ] hubbard . dixie : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] miranda : oh . aj : did pretty good , huh ? what 's up ? you -- you do n't like it ? miranda : [ sighs ] it 's ... totally awesome . aj : all right ! he shoots , and he scores ! miranda : [ chuckles ] aj : what ? i mean , i know how picky you are . miranda : it 's -- it 's perfect but ... oh . no . no , no , no , no . hell no ! i would rather die than go to that dance . [ scene_break ] zach : there 's nothing back here . what about you ? jesse : just a bunch of garbage bags . zach : let 's get some -- let 's get some backup . girl : [ gasping weakly ] jesse : give me a boost . holy shit ! oh , my god ! zach : is she alive ? jesse : she 's breathing . her pulse is weak , and she 's freezing . zach : i 'm calling an ambulance . jesse : [ grunting ] oh , god . oh , my god . sweetheart , hold on . hang in there . help is coming . can you hear me ? oh , dear lord . oh , dear god . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ grunts ] i 've got to get out of here . [ whimpers ] girl : you ca n't leave . they wo n't let you go . girl : [ shakily ] ca n't leave . i 'm trying to be a good girl . cassandra : what is wrong with her ? ! girl : she was a bad girl . if you 're bad , they make you do it without the pills . girl : [ crying ] please , just cassandra : do what ? girl : please ! just one pill ! please ! i 'll be good . girl : you 'll see . just remember the customer 's always right . [ scene_break ] aj : just chill . miranda : are you crazy ? aj : just calm down . miranda : how much torture do you think i can take -- going back there , facing all those assholes who saw hunter totally trash me ? unh - unh ! i am not going ! aj : cool , 'cause neither am i . put on the dress and meet me downstairs . [ chuckles ] miranda : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] pete : slow down ! are you kidding ? celia : now you want it slow ? ! that 's not what you and your bro said about my `` v `` card ! yeah , that 's right . i heard every disgusting detail . [ scoffs ] you 're a pig ! that 's why i stood you up ! pete : no , no , no . you misunderstood . did you not hear me tell dylan that i had never met a girl like you in life ? celia : please . pete : okay , my friend -- he 's an ass ! i know . that was him joking -- total straight - dude gym talk . i know i 've been around a little bit . celia : [ sighs ] pete : okay , a ton . that 's not the point , okay ? you got it all wrong . you should 've just asked me to explain myself instead of screwing me over on dinner . celia : i 'm sure you had no trouble finding two or three other girls to screw in my place . pete : you do n't get it ! i do n't want somebody else . i want you , celia . [ scene_break ] dixie : jr , you have been in a coma ... for five years . jr : i have been in this hospital for five years ? [ clears throat ] dixie : yes . but you 're awake now , and you 're okay . he is , is n't he ? angie : your muscle tone is weak , but that 's to be expected . but your reflexes are normal . and you seem to be holding your own , which is a good thing . dixie : see ? it 's all good ! angie : like i said , i still need to run more tests to make sure that there 's no neural damage . and you will definitely have to go through intense physical therapy . but overall ... i 'm not seeing anything to worry about . dixie : that 's great . [ sniffles ] thank you . wow . did you hear that ? jr : h - have you -- have you been here this whole time ? dixie : yeah . every day . [ chuckles ] jr : did you ever -- did you ever think i might not wake up ? dixie : not once . never . [ scene_break ] pete : i only wanted to have dinner with you , celia , okay ? only you . celia : and then what ? line up shots in a bar and get me wasted , so you can brag about your latest conquest ? pete : do you really think i need to get girls drunk to be with me ? celia : [ scoffs ] you 're right i forgot . you can charm the pants off people . pete : i get it . you want me to prove to you what i 'm saying , and i can do that . but it 's gon na require a little help on your end . celia : i figured as much . pete : i mean eating . celia : [ sighs ] pete : dinner . with me . celia : [ groans ] i do n't know if that 's such a good idea . pete : come on . it 's dinner . in public -- plenty of people as witnesses . i 'll even get you home before curfew . are you in ? celia : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] angie : hello , megan . this is angela hubbard , cassandra 's mother . listen -- i 'm sorry to bother you , but i have n't heard from her in a few days . i 've left messages , but she has n't returned any of my calls , and that 's not like her . so when you see her , could you please tell her to call her mother , okay ? thank you , darling . david . david : what 's going on with jr ? angie : david , i 've asked you to stay away from this hospital . you do n't need to be involved in this . david : angie , please ! i need to know . now , you -- you said that you thought that what i saw was an involuntary reflex . was it ? angie : i was wrong . david : so he 's awake . angie : yeah . david : [ sighs ] w - well ... how is he ? i mean , his -- his brain function , his motor skills ? angie : i - i have to run more tests , but he appears to be perfectly normal . david : unbelievable . my daughter 's dead ... and that bastard gets to walk away completely unscathed . angie : [ sighs ] david , david , listen to me . david , please . please let this go . david : oh , really ? really , angie ? could you ? if you lost your child to a monster , could you honestly just sit idly by , do nothing ... and just let it go ? [ scene_break ] griffin : i just came from mackenzie . she said you were supposed to be there 20 minutes ago . cara : i know . i know . i just saw david talking to angie , and i got scared he was going to see me . griffin : that 's why you should 've listened to me when i told you to steer clear of him in the first place . cara : it 's a little late for that now . griffin : listen , cara . you ca n't hide from him forever . if you stay here , you 're bound to run into him . cara : i know . i know . i get that . so what i need to do is just get myself together and figure out how i 'm gon na do this . griffin : do what ? cara : convince david to leave me alone for good . [ scene_break ] zach : an ambulance is almost here . jesse : you hear that ? sweetie , help is coming . zach : has she said anything ? jesse : not a word . she 's got bruises all over her body , zach . zach : god knows what they did to her . girl : [ moans slowly ] zach : hey . jesse : hey , hey . hey , you got to hang in there . do you hear me ? zach : [ sighs ] jesse : sweetie . zach : [ sighs ] it might be time to tell ... jesse : i know , i know . i got to tell angela . zach : it 's better to be prepared . jesse : how do you prepare for something like this , zach ? it 's gon na kill her . [ siren approaches ] jesse : sweetheart , come here . [ scene_break ] girl : they gave you a pill . that 's good . you 'll need the pills . cassandra : no , i wo n't . i 'm gon na get out of here . and i 'll [ sighs ] and i 'll make sure your baby is safe ! girl : my baby . do n't let them hurt my baby . vlad : time to earn your keep . cassandra : no ! [ crying ] no ! vlad : [ grunting ] cassandra : no ! [ scene_break ] miranda : uh , you can come out now . wow ! um , how did you -- you clean up nice , chandler . aj : oh . `` nice `` ? do n't i get a `` totally hot `` ? miranda : sure -- when i do . aj : you look totally hot . [ chuckles softly ] miranda : so , uh , what do you have planned ? aj : close your eyes . miranda : really ? okay , you 've got to stop watching `` the bachelor . `` this is so cheesy . aj : and you love it . close them . and keep them closed until i tell you to open them . not yet . do n't peek . okay . open . [ chuckles ] miranda : i ca n't believe you did all of this . aj : oh , wait . that 's not all . miranda : oh , my god . you 're ryan from hot chelle rae , and -- and nash and ian and jamie ! you guys are all here ! aj : what 's up ? sorry , guys . she does n't normally freak out like this , i swear . ryan : it 's all right . we 're used to it . miranda : you know who this is , right ? aj : i should . i 'm the one who got them here . miranda : okay , i 'm not dreaming . you really are ryan follese from hot chelle rae . ryan : you 're not dreaming . miranda : [ gasps ] oh , my god ! aj : you said that already . nash : so , your friend here said you like our new song ? miranda : like it ? i love `` hung up . `` ian : well , how about we play it for you ? miranda : okay ! ian : let 's do it . aj : come here . all right . stand here . miranda : [ squeals ] [ hot chelle rae playing `` hung up `` ] i 'm not usually the type of guy to call twice , and leave a message every time it 's me again that 's quite all right and most days i just dust them off like that girls text me , you 're the only one i text back cause you know where the party 's at and i 'm like , yeaaah everything you heard is true everybody knows i 'm hung up on you ( oh oh oh ) and i 'm like , yeaaah telling other girls i 'm through everybody knows i 'm hung up on you ( oh oh oh ) [ scene_break ] celia : oh , my god . pete : [ grunts ] celia : [ laughs ] pete : i 'm sorry . celia : oh , god . you ca n't be in here . you have got to get out of here . pete : a gentleman always walks his date home . i do n't care if it 's even up a trellis . celia : oh , i could 've climbed that myself . pete : i 'm sure you could 've , but what 's the fun in that ? chivalry -- dead or not ? do n't answer that . celia : [ chuckles ] pete : before i go , i -- celia : oh , here we go . pete : i was just gon na ask if i could see you tomorrow . celia : oh , god . [ scoffs ] pete : okay , okay . i 'll lay off . celia : no . you 're bleeding . pete : what -- oh , damn rosebush . celia : there . you 'll -- you 'll live . you -- you should go . pete : tomorrow ? celia : i 'll ... think about it . pete : mysterious . celia : [ chuckles ] pete : i like it . celia : [ chuckles ] uh ... pete : i 'll swing by tomorrow just to remind you . celia : okay . okay . i 'll see you tomorrow . but you -- you really have to go . pete : [ sighs ] celia : [ chuckles ] go , go ! [ both chuckle ] pete : [ grunts ] celia : [ chuckles ] [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] dixie : [ sniffles ] people tried to tell me not to expect this , but i knew in my heart you 'd be back . jr : you know , mom . [ clears throat ] what happened ? how 'd i end up here ? dixie : you do n't remember ? jr : [ sighs ] dixie : brooke and adam 's engagement party ? jr : brooke and adam are married ? dixie : no . no , sweetheart . they , um , decided to wait . it 's a long story . uh ... anyway , the , um ... jr : [ sighs ] dixie : the night of their party , you were shot . jr : i do n't remember that at all . [ scene_break ] griffin : there 's nothing to figure out as far as david 's concerned , cara . just stay the hell away from him . cara : even if i do everything in my power to avoid him , he is not gon na let this go . not unless i do something extreme . griffin : okay , now you 're acting freakin ' crazy . if david ever finds out what happened to the baby -- cara : he is never gon na find out what happened to the baby . i will make sure of it . david : is that so , cara ? cara : david ? david : i knew it . i knew that you were keeping something from me . griffin : all right . leave her alone . david : what really happened to our baby . cara : i told you . david : no ! no . you told me that you had a miscarriage . but i knew that there was something more to that story . cara : well , y - you 're wrong . david : oh , come on . that 's enough ! griffin : hey ! leave her alone . david : i want to hear it from you right now . were you lying to me ? was it a miscarriage ? it was n't , was it ? you had an abortion . did n't you ? [ scene_break ] zach : `` your every fantasy . `` [ scene_break ] angie : oh , hi , megan . thanks for getting back -- wait a minute . slow down . what -- what do you mean cassandra was on her way home ? no , i did n't . you dropped her off at de gaulle three days ago ? w - w - wait a minute . i do n't understand , because the last time that she and i talked , she said money was tight . i sent her some , but not enough for a plane ticket . who ? i 'll call you back . jesse : angela , i need to talk you . angie : no . me first . i just got off the phone with cassandra 's roommate in paris . she told me you bought cassandra a plane ticket home . jesse : i wanted to surprise you . angie : [ stammers ] she left paris three days ago , and i have n't heard from her ! have you ? ! jesse : no . angie : well , then where is she ? ! jesse : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] ryan : everybody knows i 'm hung up on you miranda : aj , why did you do all of this ? aj : you needed a pick - me - up after all that shit hunter pulled . miranda : hunter who ? [ chuckles ] aj : see ? i 'm a genius . miranda : seriously though ... this is something i 'll never forget . ryan : i want you now , i want you later . i 'm hung up , so let 's get down tonight hung up on you oo - oo - oo - oo - ooh , oo - oo - oo - oo - ooh
aj surprises miranda by giving her a beautiful dress and they both get dressed up and go out by the chandler pool . miranda is thrilled to see her favorite band haute chelle rae there to sing her favorite song `` hung up `` while she and aj dance . pete and celia talk . pete explains that what dylan said was just guy talk and did n't mean anything . pete tells celia that she is different from any girl he has ever met and then invites her to dinner . pete takes celia home after dinner and helps her climb up the trellis to her room . celia agrees to see pete again tomorrow and they nearly kiss but celia pulls away before the kiss . jr awakens from the coma and he remembers angie and dixie but he ca n't remember being shot five years ago at adam and brooke 's engagement party . angie runs some tests on jr but from her initial examination angie tells dixie that jr seems fine but will require a lot of physical therapy . angie also tells david jr 's condition . david is n't happy that jr killed marissa and gets off scot free . angie encourages david to put the past behind him but david does n't think that he can put the past behind him .
ryan : no , greenlee , i do n't want to call off our wedding . greenlee : you look like you 're about to climb the walls . ryan : well , i 'm sick of sitting on the tarmac . i mean , what 's the deal with this fog ? yo , captain connor , i 'd like to take off some time tonight , please ! greenlee : you sure ? i mean , you sure it is n't something else that 's making you crazy ? ryan : like what ? like what , fear of flying or recycled oxygen or -- greenlee : like kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : hold on a second . did you just ask me to forgive greenlee for everything that she 's done to me , to us ? bianca : if i did ask you to forgive her , could you do it ? kendall : the difference -- the difference between you and ryan is that you have my best interests at heart . ryan -- i would n't be worried that you had the hots for greenlee . bianca : well , you know , that 's not out of the question . kendall : bianca -- bianca : kendall , i do n't have the hots for greenlee , but stranger things have happened . my point is i am asking you to forgive greenlee so that you and ryan can have a chance at a happy future . there has been enough pain already for everyone , especially you . kendall : hello , bianca , look at you . look who 's talking . bianca : kendall , i 'm not going to have a contest about who hurts most . let 's do this differently this time . let 's be really bold , not like mom . look at her . when she 's in pain , she runs and hides . we can do better than that , kendall . we can be the kane women who let go of all the stuff that cripples us . kendall : bianca , i thought you would be the last person who attacked me . bianca : attacked you ? kendall , i love you . i look at everything that you have done for me , everything -- all of it so much harder than this . be my hero one more time . do this , kendall . do this for yourself . take the first step towards your own happiness . do it for all of us . [ scene_break ] jack : now , the most beautiful woman in las vegas should not be having opening- night jitters . [ scene_break ] tad : well , you certainly look like you 're about to drop a bomb . krystal : uh -- ahem -- tad : well , what is it ? i mean , we know it 's not babe 's number one husband or the annulment that never happened or who 's the daddy . so what the hell 's going on ? krystal : drop it . tad : no , i 'm not going to drop it , ok ? listen , if you or babe has done something else that could hurt one of my boys , i want to know about it , and i want to know about it right now . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what do you mean , my marriage is a lie ? liza : it 's all right in there . that 's the annulment decree dissolving the marriage between arabella carey cramer and paul cramer . j.r. : here 's a news flash for you , liza . i knew about paul being married to babe , and i knew that the marriage was annulled . liza : did you know when ? why do n't you take a look at when it was filed . the annulment was filed well after you were married , which , j.r. , by law means you were never really married at all . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee , let kendall go . i have . i want to marry you . greenlee : i just want to be as good a friend to you as you 've been to me . ryan : so -- so , what , we should cut our pinkie fingers and swear a blood oath ? greenlee : i do n't want you to wake up tomorrow screaming , `` what the hell have i done ? `` ryan : i promise , not going to happen . greenlee : so if kendall were to walk on this plane right now and tell you that she 's sorry , that she trusts you beyond reason , that she 'll do anything and everything you ask her to do , how quickly would our wedding be canceled ? ryan : where are your wedding vows ? you know , the ones about trust , friendship , and adventure , and -- oh . here , right on top . greenlee : `` no more kendall . `` [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , it 's getting really old hearing i 'm just like my mother , really old . bianca : oh , wait , you do n't have to be like her , ok ? you can go and see ryan right now . kendall : well , what makes you think he wants me ? bianca : only one way to find out . do n't do what mom does . be brave . let yourself be happy . kendall : bianca , it 's late . you should go to sleep now . it 's late . bianca : what -- jack : well , two of my favorite girls . so what 's going on here ? bianca : hmm . the usual . i 'm going to bed , and kendall is just about to throw away the love of her life -- again . maybe you can talk some sense into her . good night . jack : good night . so , where 's ryan ? kendall : i have a better idea . why do n't we discuss the love of your life ? how 's erica ? [ scene_break ] erica : they 're lovely . thank you . bobby : ahem . i should n't tease . it upsets you . sorry . erica : you 're right about my nerves . i mean , i could hardly even get my eyeliner on . rudy : oh , expect no help from me . i had debbie apply mine . hmm , subtle , yet devastating . oh , darling desiree , adjustment alert . mickey , the crew member with those enormous muscles , arms a boy -- girl could get lost in -- he holds your moon in his hands . bobby : what ? rudy : the neon crescent moon . he 's in the rigging . he flies it in during the `` rio `` medley . desiree , you must hit the star - spangled scrim two beats early . erica : why ? rudy : i go to rio -- either you hit the scrim on `` rio , `` or you 'll be whacked by the moon and dropped like a stone . bobby : oh , is that wise ? rudy : breath mints . nerves make my breath ookey - pookey . would i defile this temple with drugs ? so , desiree , kick ball change , suit to new , glide to the scrim , neon moon in . you mount that lunar crescent , and mickey muscles raises you like a sexy , gorgeous flag ! can you do it ? erica : kickball change , suit to new , dodge the moon , glide to the scrim -- yes ! do n't worry , rudy . i 'll be fine . rudy : i 'll alert mickey . erica : well , i 've become an expert at dodging -- set pieces , people , subjects i do n't care for . oh , that reminds me . anything else from jack � s bloodhound ? bobby : no , no sign of him . hopefully , aidan 's back in pine valley . [ scene_break ] aidan : any sign of ms. kane or mr. warner ? waiter : not yet . aidan : she 's here . i know she is . waiter : i 've got operatives all over this hotel . once you point her out to us , we 'll stay on her till you tell us not to . aidan : good . [ scene_break ] jack : actually , i just heard from aidan . he feels like he 's closing in on erica . kendall : in las vegas ? you make it sound like she 's a criminal -- `` close in on her . `` jack : yeah , well , he 's going to find her soon , he says , and when he does , i 'll let you know , ok ? so , let 's get back to you and ryan . kendall : and greenlee . jack : greenlee looked me in the eye and swore that she would not sabotage you and ryan . i guess she felt that you were doing a good enough job of that all by yourself . kendall : really ? so then why is greenlee on her way out of town right now with ryan ? [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall could walk through that door . she -- look at me -- she could swear to me that she 's changed . she could beg my forgiveness . she could -- she could promise me the moon , naked , and i would tell her what i 'm telling you right now . it 's over . could i be any clearer than that ? greenlee : does that mean you do n't love her anymore ? ryan : it means that i do n't want to spend my life explaining myself and reassuring her . that is not my idea of a good time -- and neither is you constantly nagging me about kendall . greenlee : i will stop , i swear . ryan : blood oath ? greenlee : better . before god and whoever marries us . ryan : `` no nagging about kendall . `` i 'm going to hold you to that . now , i 'm going to see if i can light a fire underneath this pilot . you 'd think with the cambias billions , i could get a plane off the ground . greenlee : ah , billions can buy you all the planes you want , but it 's not going to lift this fog . i have a way that we could make the time go faster . you up for it ? [ scene_break ] babe : and the handsome prince , whose name was daddy , he bought his little girl a lacy pillow and golden charms . oh . and you know why , bess ? because he loves his little girl so very much . jamie . jamie : oh , i 'm sorry . i -- um -- i did n't want to -- j.r. said he had some info about a guy that would make a tux for me for the wedding . babe : oh , yeah . there 's a card on our dresser in the bedroom . i can get it for you . jamie : no , no , no , do n't get up . i 'll go -- if that 's ok . babe : sure . hey , jamie , why do n't you come say hey to your niece ? you know , she 'll grab on to your finger if you let her . jamie : oh . hey , bess . i 'm your uncle jamie . we met a while back , but you were too young to remember . oh , she 's beautiful . i better get that card . babe : wait , jamie . please do n't go yet . there 's something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] liza : j.r. , i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't want to have to do this to you but there 's too much at stake . i mean , i know firsthand how dangerous secrets can be . and i ca n't even tell you how mad it makes me that babe and krystal are trying to deceive you . j.r. : babe married me knowing her first marriage was n't annulled ? liza : do n't lay it all on babe . if i read this right , krystal 's the one pulling the strings . and , boy , what i would n't do to get that woman out of our lives . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know , i -- for a second there , i thought we might have a chance of being on common ground , but it just shows you how wrong i was . tad : no , no , no . do n't you make me out to be the enemy here , ok ? i kept my mouth shut about that annulment . krystal : would you keep -- keep that quiet ? you do n't have to tell the whole world ! tad : my point is i did n't tell my own stepson that his marriage is a lie , that it 's illegal , and that 's big , krystal , very big . krystal : yeah . nice try . but you did that for j.r . tad : yeah , i did . i did it for j.r . i did n't want to see him get his heart torn out all over again , but i also did it for you , and for babe . i kept my promise , and i kept my mouth shut . i do n't care what liza says . krystal : that means a lot to me , tad . tad : i 'm glad to hear it . now that we know what a great guy i am , tell me what you did . krystal : you know , i had a dog like you once . let me tell you , that bad boy would get ahold of something and he would not let go until that thing was shredded to bits . tad : if i was the kind of dog that knew when to let go , i never would have run that dna test in the first place . what the hell is wrong with you ? what 's going on ? please tell me . look , it 's got to be obvious to you that i want to be your friend in the worst way . but i ca n't do that . i do n't know how to help you if i do n't know what 's bothering you . what is it ? come on , you know you can confide in me . [ scene_break ] babe : jamie , i -- i owe you an apology . jamie : excuse me ? babe : of all the mistakes that i made in the past , the very worst was hurting you and j.r. ; and i know that i have absolutely no right to ask you this , but i just hope that someday that you can forgive me . jamie : come on , babe . that 's done with . you 've got more important things to think about . babe : bess is everything now . i look at her and it just reminds me that i just need to be a much better person . bess deserves a mom who 's smart and kind and strong . jamie : as far as i 'm concerned , she 's got her . babe : i messed up in a big way , and i almost lost j.r. jamie , i ca n't mess up again . i just got to do things right from here on out . i just want my family to be proud of me now . they deserve to have the best mother and wife that i can be . [ scene_break ] liza : babe worships you , j.r . i do n't believe that she would risk everything unless she was talked into it by somebody that she trusted . do you know what i 'm talking about ? j.r. : where 'd you say you got this ? liza : i did n't . i mean , what difference does it make ? j.r. : because i know babe . i know she would n't leave something like this just lying around . liza , where 'd you get it ? liza : it was tucked behind a brick in a tunnel of the mansion . j.r. : what 'd you do ? you searched brick by brick until you found it , or did you have a pretty good idea where to look ? come on , liza . we 've come this far . you might as well spill it all . liza : is n't it enough that you 've been betrayed ? j.r. : well , you certainly think so . you made sure i found out . liza : j.r. , you are like a son to me . i do n't want to see you hurt . j.r. : really ? so it 's all about me , then , right ? not tad . liza : tad ? j.r. : yeah , you and krystal ca n't seem to keep your claws in whenever tad 's around . would n't it be convenient for you if she was just to go away ? liza : i admit i do n't like her . as for tad -- j.r. : this is just so damned convenient for you . first of all , you try to convince me that krystal 's behind this betrayal , not babe . and naturally , i 'll kick krystal to the curb . so what 'd you do , huh ? you faked this document so you can have tad all to yourself ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i should n't have come here , and i should n't have been stupid enough to believe you . tad : no , why ? krystal , i have n't lied to you -- krystal : tad -- tad : at least not , you know , lately . krystal : tad , i believed you . i believed you when you said you thought we had a chance , until i saw the look in your eye when you thought babe and i had done something to hurt your boys . there 's no wiggle room with you . it 's either toe the line or pay the price , and i ca n't live like that , ok ? i ca n't , so i 'm just going to do us both a favor right now and end this , whatever this is , before we both regret it . tad : no , you 're not . we 're not done yet . [ scene_break ] jack : wait a minute , last i heard , greenlee agreed to step aside so that you and ryan could be together . what the hell happened to that ? kendall : well , it looks like they packed their bags and headed off into the sunset . jack : and that 's just fine and dandy with you ? kendall : well , what else am i supposed to do ? what , am i supposed to forgive him and forget everything he 's done to me , be sorry that i asked him to sacrifice one teeny little thing just to prove that he loved me ? jack : wait a minute , you asked him to give up his friendship with greenlee . kendall : yeah , and he refused . jack : he should refuse ! ultimatums in the name of love are nothing but dirty pool , you know ? kendall : no , wait , i do n't -- i really do n't know what you expect of me . i mean , no matter how many times ryan hurts me , i 'm supposed to just suck it up and take it and just hope that it gets better ? jack : yeah , if he 's the one you want , that 's exactly what you 're supposed to do . kendall : no . uh - uh . you would never do that with erica . jack : are you kidding me ? i 'm doing that right now . kendall , i just have to make sure that i accept her for who she is , that she knows that i love her , and that i will be here when she finds the strength to come back and face it . and if you want a future with ryan , that 's exactly what you should be doing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'd say 50 . ryan : oh . i think they 're older than that . greenlee : no , no -- years married . they 're on their way to celebrate their golden anniversary . their kids bought them the honeymoon they never had . he was in the war the first time , korea , missing in action . but he knew that she was waiting for him and he had to get back to her , no matter what . well ? ryan : i think you 've seen `` cold mountain `` too many times . greenlee : mine is a happy ending . now , there 's a story . ryan : no , that 's a business trip . greenlee : get out -- they 're newlyweds . look at how nervous she is . it 's their first trip together . she was in love with him her senior year , but he did n't even know she existed . then they had their 10-year class reunion . she had lost 30 pounds , his skin had cleared up . they were still two very lonely people . they were voted most changed , so they had to dance together . the song was `` the way you look tonight . `` he took her in his arms , she looked into his eyes , and that , as they say , is all she wrote . what ? ryan : how often do you come to the airport ? greenlee : i told you i had to sit around and wait for my parents to get back from some great trip they 'd been to without me . only way to pass the time . ryan : you ever think about watching the playoff games on the tv in the bar ? greenlee : oh , too smoky . it 's not about real life . come on , you try it . pick a couple , and i 'll tell you all about them . ryan : us . yeah . if you saw us in the airport and you did n't know what you know , what would you see ? ryan : it 's your game , greenlee . if you did n't know anything about us , what would you think ? greenlee : what would i think ? simone : well ! ha - ha . imagine this . ryan : hey , simone . simone : hey . ryan : what flight are you on ? simone : i 'm not . someone from fusion had to pick up the lipstick samples from paris . thank god it was n't kendall . yeah , airport security might 've had to call in the national guard . yeah , so look at you -- here , together . yeah . so what 's up with that ? ryan : greenlee was just about to tell me . simone : oh , good . ryan : yeah , it 's a little game we 're playing . simone : oh . greenlee : do n't mind him . he 's a pain when he 's fogged in . simone : oh . and when it lifts , are you guys off to some island for a little r & r , hmm ? greenlee : why would you think that ? simone : well , there 's a 9 : 00 to aruba . ryan : we have the company jet . simone : oh . ooh . yeah , so it 's business . nice . ryan : i think i 'm going to go fire the pilot . greenlee : he 's kidding . simone : you are going away , though , right ? greenlee : not at this rate . simone : you know , greenlee , i , you know , i really have to hand it to you . i mean , i bought it hook , line , and sinker that you were n't going to scheme after ryan . greenlee : i did n't scheme . simone : but somehow you ended up here , so that means that kendall was right . greenlee : kendall may be right about a lot of things , but not me and ryan . simone : so fill me in . i mean , come on . i wo n't breathe a word of this to kendall . unless , of course , you want me to . [ scene_break ] jack : look , love means that you are in there for the long haul , not out the backdoor the first time the person ticks you off . i mean , if that 's the way it worked , erica and i would have been over a long time ago . kendall : ryan bailed on me . jack : ah -- excuse me , moment of truth here . you pushed him , and you know it . kendall : ok , fine , but , see , that 's my point . erica has made it impossible for you , but you 're still willing to go after her . jack : please do not paint me as the ever - suffering male . i 'm furious with erica , kendall . and believe me , i 'll tell her how furious the first chance i get . kendall : you will ? jack : you bet i will . kendall : oh . i 'm sorry . it 's just -- it 's a relief . jack : look , i -- i just needed to realize that whatever it is that erica 's going through right now , it has absolutely nothing to do with me . i mean , i know she 's in trouble . and i know what i have to do is fight my way back to her . it certainly wo n't be the first time , and my guess is it wo n't be the last , either . it would be nice if she 'd meet me halfway once in a while , though . kendall : yeah , we kane women are n't too good at that , are we ? jack : no , you 're not . but either way , i love erica . and even though i know the best - case scenario means a lot of pain for both of us , i 'll tell you something -- i would much rather live with that hurt than live without the woman i love . kendall : what if ryan wo n't meet me halfway ? i mean , i can go to him , i can tell him exactly how i feel , we can hash it all out . jack : hold it , hold it , hold it , hold it , hold it . if you 're thinking about going to ryan with a laundry list of everything you think is wrong with him , that 's a really bad idea . kendall : well -- well , what am i supposed to do ? i mean , then i 'm right back to where we started . then it all gets to be my fault . jack : so what ? so what ? you know , the first time i laid eyes on your mother , i knew she was that once - in - a - lifetime love for me . i mean , you find that , you do everything you can to help that person , to be there for them no matter what . but if you do n't feel that way about ryan , then -- kendall : no , no , i do . he is my once - in - a - lifetime love . i know we 're meant to be together . [ scene_break ] babe : how about you hold her ? jamie : no . babe : oh , come on . take a seat . go ahead . you 'll be a natural , i can tell . all you have to do is you make sure that you just support her head like that . yes . see , i told you . jamie : oh , yeah . babe : i told you she likes you . jamie : see , now , everybody said that i had a screw loose when i said i 'd step up and take care of you if you were mine . how could i not ? no man would walk away from you . worked out fine , did n't it , you and j.r. being her parents . that 's the way it should be . here 's the thing -- with the best mom and a dad who 's nuts about you , i guess that leaves being the greatest uncle in the world up to me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so what do you say , liza ? hmm ? did you make this document up to get tad all to yourself ? liza : i love tad . i always have . we have a history , and i think i can make him happy . krystal is deceitful . she 's a liar , and she 's a bad influence on everybody that she 's around , especially babe and your father . j.r. : which is why you tried to get rid of her . liza : look , i did not fabricate this . it 's real . i found it , and i brought it to you because i thought you had a right to know that babe lied to you . j.r. : but you 're saying that she only lied because mama twisted her arm . you painted babe to be another one of krystal 's victims , only there 's one thing wrong with that . babe is no one 's victim . liza : you would know better than i . j.r. : yeah , i would . liza : krystal 's manipulative white trash who will get people to act against their better judgment , j.r . j.r. : wow . wow , you really hate her , do n't you ? liza : yeah , i really do , because she did this to tad . he 's known about this . he 's known about this for a while . j.r. : no , tad would have told me . liza : well , he did n't . he knew your marriage was n't legal , and he kept it to himself because krystal asked him to . [ scene_break ] tad : i just want you to play it straight with me , absolutely straight . if you do n't want a relationship with me , you say it outright . krystal : i thought i did . tad : no , you did n't . what you did is you sat in that chair and you accused me of a lot of things , most of which are n't true . krystal : so you say -- tad : yeah , so i say . i 'll be the first to admit i 've lied , i 've cheated , i have betrayed . but lately , between me and you , that 's just one big excuse . and the weird thing is i 'm watching you turn yourself inside out making way too much of it . it 's hard to get close to someone when all they do is sidestep you every time you look them in the eye . now , the whole point of this little dance we 're doing is to see if there 's something worth pursuing . evidently , there 's not . krystal : evidently . tad : yeah , ok . all right , well , then , hey -- i guess we got that sorted out and i should take you home . krystal : i 'm -- i 'm not going home . i 'm staying here with him . tad : that explains a lot . krystal : sorry ? tad : it 's too late . good night , krystal . david : i 've been waiting for you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : tad would never lie to me about something this important . liza : neither would i , and you know that . tad : what would you do if you caught babe in another lie ? j.r. : no , tad , she did n't lie . tad : she lied about sleeping with your brother . right now , i 'm kind of concerned that carey women are big on keeping secrets . j.r. : is there another secret ? is that what you 're getting at ? tad : i just want to know how you would take it if you found out that babe was still playing hide - and - seek with the truth . j.r. : no wonder they went away . tad : i think it 's a great idea . j.r. , you and babe are very lucky to find one another . i think you should allow me to show you how happy i am for you . so , what do you say ? we 'll shoot the works . liza : i would n't make up something like this , j.r . i mean , i have always been the one you could count on not to lie to you when it came to adam or your father . j.r. : does tad know you came to me with this ? liza : no , he does n't , and if he did , he 'd probably hate me forever . j.r. : and that would mess up your plans ? liza : yeah . but if you feel you need to tell him -- j.r. : well , how else am i supposed to explain that i got this ? liza : i could take you to where it was . you can say you found it , or not . j.r. : and that would keep your little scheme in place ? liza : fine . you know , if tad ends up hating me , then it 's worth it . and krystal would be away from the people that i care about . i support whatever decision you make . this is your call . it 's your life . babe : you were n't my first . j.r. : honey , i -- i know that . you were n't my first , either . babe : no , j.r . i mean you were n't my first husband . j.r. 's voice : that 's the last secret ? krystal : she does n't know what 's what . she 's just so tormented by what was , she does n't even remember that her marriage to paul was annulled and that everything 's fine now . [ scene_break ] erica : ready ? bobby : i 'm not the one who 's going out on stage . erica : well ? what , what , did i smear my makeup ? bobby : you 're perfect . [ music plays ] erica : i 'll do . rudy : places ! places , ladies ! erica : wish me luck . bobby : break a leg . rudy : assume your position , my goddess . no , not over there ! oh ! bobby : go get them , desiree . [ scene_break ] jack : so ryan is the love of your life . so what are you doing here ? go find him , see if he wants to try it one more time . kendall : i do n't want to lose . jack : of course not . kendall : what ? that 's not funny . jack : no , it 's not . it 's just that sometimes i realize how much you 're like your mother . it 's scary . erica does n't like to lose , she does n't like to hurt , but you 're both hurting to the bone . kendall : what if i got ryan to forgive me and take me back , and i did n't run away every time i was afraid , but i lost anyway ? jack : you want guarantees . no guarantees , but i will tell you this . the only way to lose is to not play the game at all . kendall : greenlee accused me of sabotaging myself , like my mother . jack : you know what , honey ? i think you and erica , you give it your best shot . but now , erica 's lucky . i mean , she has me . i know all her little tricks , and i do n't let her get away with them . you know what ? i suspect that ryan -- ryan 's that guy for you . [ scene_break ] pa announcer : outgoing flights will remain grounded , and all incoming flights are diverted to new york - area airports until further notice . we will continue to give you updates as they occur . ryan : i 'm not going to wait here all night . greenlee : nothing to tell , simone . simone : oh , come on . you guys act like a little old married couple with your little secrets and games . greenlee : we do ? simone : yeah . greenlee : we 're just friends . simone : yeah . and you 're running off on the private jet as just friends , after everything that happened just the last few days ? greenlee : goodbye , simone . i 'll send you a post card . simone : greenlee , if you ca n't confide in your girlfriends -- oh , kendall . [ scene_break ] babe : i hope you 're not here to see bess because i just got her down for the night . well , at least until her 10 : 00 feeding . tad : i 'm not here to see bess . babe : oh , well , j.r. , he 's at the office . i 'm not really sure when he 'll be back . tad : i 'm here to see you , because i want to know what 's going on . babe : what do you mean ? tad : it means i want to talk about whatever the hell it is your mother 's trying to get away with this time . [ scene_break ] krystal : something on your mind ? david : you used me to get rid of tad . krystal : now , is that a hanging offense ? david : no , just an astute observation . krystal : i 'm through with tad . david : does tad know that ? krystal : i told you , i 'm not good enough for him . david : a friend recently told me that i had no right to judge her life or the way she handles her relationships unless i got a life of my own . krystal : smart friend . david : all right , here 's the deal . i would like to see you , and this has nothing to do with tad martin . i just would . krystal : you got yourself a date . [ scene_break ] jack : seems to me you have a choice , kendall . you can do it the way you 've always done it and wind up with the heartbreak that you expect , or you can break this cycle of self - punishment that your mother has so beautifully perfected . kendall : i 'm not sure i know how . jack : i 'm sure you do . you know , kendall , sometimes i look at you and i think to myself , if ever in this world there were a person who deserved to be loved -- you know what to do . go do it . me , i 'm going to go take this book to edmund . [ phone rings ] kendall : hello ? simone : they 're here ! kendall : who 's where ? simone : greenlee and ryan ! everybody is fogged in , but as soon as it lifts , they 're off to who knows where , and frankly , i got to tell you , it 's a little annoying . kendall : so , what -- what the hell do i care ? simone : well , you can stop them . i think you got time . i mean , if you hurry . ryan : hey , fog 's lifting . greenlee : does that mean what i think ? ryan : next stop , our wedding . [ next_on ] bobby : is erica gone completely ? has the one and only desiree dubois replaced her forever ? j.r. : i 'm going to make sure that babe never sees bess ever again . kendall : where are they ? where are they ? simone : oh ! they 're -- they went that away ! ryan : we ever going to get this wedding off the ground ?
liza drops the bombshell on jr that could ruin his marriage . at first , he wants to believe she 's lying just to get krystal out of tad 's life . but he seriously worries that babe has betrayed him by not telling him the annulment was not finalized when they married . tad sounds like he wants a relationship with krystal , but he 's able to tell that she did something that would hurt him and his family , although he does n't know what .
kendall : no , jack , you heard her wrong , did n't he , mother ? erica : kendall , please do n't speak for me . zach : guys , guys . no need for all this drama . i can settle this right now . [ scene_break ] aidan : so maddie tried to pin a kidnapping charge on slater ? tad : i always did like that kid . aidan : did he go mad or -- tad : no , unfortunately , he kind of handled it with his usual aplomb . although it did me some good to see him in cuffs for as long as it lasted . aidan : yeah . tad : so , you got any other bright ideas about where we can look for sam ? aidan : yeah , in fact , take the next left on this road , man . tad : all right . aidan : you know , i know what today is , tad . tad : yeah . so do i . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , j.r. you wanted to see me ? j.r. : you invited that son of a bitch into my home . amanda : what ? j.r. : jamie . you let him come on my property . amanda : he just showed up . he is your brother , at least he used to be . how was i supposed to know you had such a hate on for him ? j.r. : listen to me -- as long as you 're a guest in my house , you will follow my rules . jamie is not allowed inside these walls , on these grounds , or anywhere near my son . this happens again , you 're out of here . are we clear ? [ scene_break ] babe : hey , you . i hope you 're in the mood for some serious snacking , because you wo n't believe the grub that i scored from work . they totally overestimated happy hour , and they sent me home with all kinds of goodies . i have wings and pizza and chips and salsa . i even got some of those pig - in - a - blanket thingies that we really like . and it can all wait . jamie : this blows ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : please , stop talking about divorce , ryan . please ? ryan , we 've been to hell . we 've been there , we 've smelled it , we 've tasted it , we 've been seriously burned by it , but we got through it -- together . it 's recuperation time . you think that 's our cue to be apart ? you think just because you have a tough road ahead of you , you 're doing me some sort of favor by cutting me loose ? after all that we 've been through ? ryan : i do n't want to put you through any more . greenlee : i 'll take my chances . all we need is to get strength from each other . if a cynic like me is willing to bet on love -- ryan : and i would be a fool to push you away . you are the only light in my life . please , please stay with me . greenlee : we 'll fix things . i promise . [ scene_break ] zach : as much as i want to marry kendall -- uh -- kendall : go on . zach : as much as i want to marry kendall , i ca n't come in and sweep you off your feet and elope with you right now . erica : well , that 's great . thank god . thank god for that . kendall : ok , all right , so then what 's up ? zach : there 's a bit of a crisis . maria needs my help . erica : what are you talking about ? jack : what did you do to her now ? kendall : will you let the man speak , please ? zach : her son , sam , is missing . he and his sister were at the airport trying to leave the country , and he took off . erica : do you know where he went ? zach : no . i thought lily might know . jack : you stay the hell away from daughter , you understand that ? zach : just trying to help . jack : no , look , if she knows anything about sam , i 'll take care of this myself . you stay the hell away from her and the rest of my family , you understand me ? kendall : ok , ok , jack , point taken . jack : no , i do n't think it is ! sometimes this guy has a hard time getting the message ! let me try this again , make sure i 'm real clear . you come near lily , i will tear your head , you understand me ? and stay the hell away from maria , too . have n't you tormented that poor woman enough ? [ scene_break ] maria : wait , wait , you need to calm down , maddie . maddie : you make me sick . you know how much we hate zach slater , yet you 'd rather be with him than your own kids . maria : what are you talking about ? that 's not true . maddie : really ? sure looked like it when you took his side over mine . you believed him over your own daughter ! maria : no , i believe the truth , and i know zach did n't hurt you . maddie : i hate you . [ doorbell rings ] brooke : tad told me that sam was still missing . i know i 'm -- i 'm probably the last person that you want to have around , but i do care about those kids . if this is a bad time , i 'll come back , you know . if you 'll just keep me informed ? maria : wait , no , no , no , please do n't go , do n't go . i 'm really , really sorry , and i need your help , please . [ scene_break ] babe : what is going on ? you look like you could give godzilla a run for his money . jamie : i 'm sick of this . babe : of work ? jamie : my job is the least of my problems . babe : ok , then what ? jamie : you seriously have to ask ? we live over a garage in a total dump . babe : it 's not so bad . jamie : you see your son once a week , barely get to kiss him hello before you have to say good - bye again . babe : yeah , but it 's -- jamie : your mom 's in prison . my dad 's following a bunch of sketchy leads trying to find the dead love of his life , a setup for major heartbreak . adam 's sniffing around my mom . her heart 's torn up over losing edmund and aunt phoebe . and then there 's j.r. , my wicked stepbrother , laughing his head off over all of it . you know , i swear , babe , there 's nothing more that i would love than to take this wrench and smash that smile right off of j.r. 's smug face . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm still waiting for an answer . amanda : i said i was sorry . when we were kids , you and jamie were super tight . j.r. : we 're not kids anymore , and we are far from tight . amanda : what happened ? j.r. : you do n't get to ask the questions . you answer them . so i 'm going to ask you one more time -- do you understand my rules ? di : j.r. , why do n't you let up on the poor girl . she said she was sorry . j.r. : and why do n't you mind your own business , diana . di : she 's a guest in your home . j.r. : and you are my employee . so why do n't you mind your own business and get out . di : i may be your employee , sir , but i expect to be spoken to in a civil manner . j.r. : all right , you know , you 're -- you 're right , i 'm sorry . i just -- i did n't mean to jump all over you . it 's just sort of a sensitive subject for me , especially today . amanda : it 's ok . i really am sorry . and trust me , if he shows up here again , it wo n't be on my invitation . [ scene_break ] tad : every year , this is one anniversary i wish i could just forget about . every year , same thing happens . i think i 'm over the worst of the grief . then i look at a calendar , recognize the date . i can remember where i was , what i was looking at . i swear , it 's like i lost her yesterday . aidan : you know , since we 've been tracking down this jane doe , you 've hardly said a word about it , and all the signs point to one person . you think that she could be dixie , do n't you , and you think dixie 's still alive ? tad : i think i 'm looking into a remote possibility , that 's all . aidan : you know , we have some new information from europe . tad : why the hell did n't you say something ? what is it ? aidan : one of my guys found the hospital that jane doe stayed in in germany , and she was there for quite some time . she underwent three reconstructive surgeries on her face . tad : if she was there that long , she must have said something about her past . aidan : well , initially , she -- she could n't talk because of the injuries . and then by the time she could speak , she either could n't remember her past or she did n't want to . but they did confirm one thing . from her accent , it was clear that she was american . tad : she did n't give any kind of a name ? aidan : oh , what did she say ? i wrote it down here . `` it really did n't matter anymore . `` and one more thing -- there was no mention of a baby . [ scene_break ] di ( singing ) : you are my sunshine , my only sunshine . you make me happy when skies are gray . you 'll never know , dear , how much i love you . please do n't take my sunshine away . the other night , dear , as i lay sleeping , i dreamt i held you in my arms -- j.r. : di ? di , is that you ? di : yes , it 's -- it 's me . something wrong ? j.r. : why were you singing that song ? di : little adam likes it . j.r. : yeah , but why that song ? di : the -- the little shoe music box in the nursery plays it . it calms him down when he gets fussy , so i thought i 'd try singing it for him . i can -- i can pick another song if you do n't like that one . j.r. ? you ok ? j.r. : that was my mom 's song to me . and today is the anniversary of her death . she died three years ago today . [ scene_break ] tad : i swear , if you told me three years ago that we would be having this conversation -- aidan : ok , we 're not sure about anything yet , but that 's just -- that 's what we 've got so far . tad : yeah , well , we 've got more than we had 10 minutes ago . so , your guys have any ideas about where miss doe went after she left this hospital in germany ? aidan : no , we do n't , not yet , but we 're working on it . tad : you tell them i said thank you , but i want to know what happened next . aidan : tad , if dixie survived that crash -- tad : if she survived , it would be a miracle . the damn car was empty . which means either she survived the crash , and she died somewhere else on that mountain with the baby or she survived the crash , lost the baby , and managed to make it to that doctor by herself . aidan : right , and she 's still alive . tad : i 'm not going to go there , not without proof . because i -- i 'm not going through dixie 's death all over again . [ scene_break ] zach : why ca n't you just ask lily if she knows where sam is ? jack : i will , zach , i will . zach : wow . i 'll go look for the boy myself . kendall : ok , we 'll talk later . erica : look , unless you 're going to say to zach , `` get out of my life , `` i mean , you have nothing to say to him later . kendall : mother , will you stop already ? zach : jackson -- excuse me -- if you hear anything , please call maria . thank you . jack : what the hell was that all about ? erica : who knows . i mean , obviously , zach is still obsessed with maria . jack : i 'm not talking about zach . i 'm talking about you . kendall : suit up for round two . jack : i mean , did you think i was going to let it slide ? all of the sudden my fiancée needs to have her arm twisted to go through with our nuptials ? erica : oh , jack , come on , do n't be so dramatic . jack : i 'm not being dramatic . i 'm being generous here . i mean , god forbid you should make such an arduous sacrifice as marrying me , erica . erica : what are you talking about ? jack : i 'll tell you what i 'm talking about . if you 're going through with this on my account , please do n't . let 's just call the whole thing off . [ scene_break ] ryan : it would be a pretty sad life without you in it , greenlee . greenlee : yeah . well , you mia from my life would n't be much fun , either . ryan : now , you realize that there 's a long way to go here , that there 's going to be still some ugly on the horizon ? greenlee : ugly i can handle . it 's completely cut off that i 'm not big on . ryan : how about lonely ? because i 've got a lot to work out here , i 've got a lot of stuff to fix , and some of it i 'm going to have to do on my own . greenlee : i get that . just promise me that when you 're having one of your bad days , you wo n't shut me out completely . at least let me hug you and remind you how cool i think you are . ryan : i promise . greenlee : good . why do n't i go out and grab some dinner ? ryan : uh -- you 'd better go and eat by yourself , because i 've decided to see somebody -- a doctor . cure 's not going to come to me , right ? greenlee : i love you . ryan : i love you , too . greenlee : in that case , i 'm going to go out and take care of a few things myself . ryan : hi , i was wondering if it 's possible to get an appointment to see dr. cooper this evening . yes , it 's urgent . [ scene_break ] aidan : here 's the tree . this is where sam and lily were the night of the explosion . zach : he 's not there . i checked . tad : oh , for god 's sake . tell me i 'm hallucinating . aidan : i 'm afraid the coffee was n't that strong . tad : what are you doing ? why are you here ? zach : same as you -- i 'm looking for the boy . tad : zach , why do n't you do sam a favor , ok ? why do n't you leave the searching to the police and maria 's friends ? zach : i started up at the cave where his father 's killer is buried , checked in the woods just in case , you know . aidan : why do n't you answer the question , zach ? why are you doing this ? why are you pretending that you care about these kids ? zach : i 'm not pretending anything . aidan : so you really do care then ? or are you just so desperate to get back into bed with maria that you 'd do anything to prove that you 're a hero ? [ scene_break ] maria : feel free to tell me you told me so . brooke : did n't even cross my mind . ok , it wafted through . hey , you know , i just got through giving someone a lecture about letting go of anger , so i thought i would take my own advice . maria : oh , well , give me the strategy , because that 's probably the hardest thing in the world to do . just ask my kids . brooke : maria , i know you did n't ask for this -- edmund 's paralysis and zach slater coming back into your life and everything that 's happened since . maria : but you know what ? that 's no excuse for how i handled it . brooke : hey , you know , you do n't want to second - guess yourself now -- unless , of course , you want to slowly drive yourself insane . maria : well , i should 've made far better choices , certainly less selfish ones . brooke : well , who 's to say how those choices would 've turned out . i do n't know what i would 've done in your place . i do n't know . i mean , who knows , maybe i would 've gone stark raving mad . maria : i kind of did , yeah . brooke : you know , despite everything that 's happened and whether , you know , you are responsible for it or not , i am sorry for everything that you 've had to go through . and i 'm sorry that i -- you know , that i was n't there more , especially with the children . i should 've kept a closer eye on things . maria : are you kidding ? please do n't take this on yourself . you just lost your aunt . you should n't even have to be dealing with any of this at all . brooke : well , life does n't stop when you lose somebody you love , though that would be nice . come on , you know , i -- i know how difficult it was for you to ask me in , so tell me , what can i do ? maria : i want you to -- will you help me earn my kids back ? i mean , if not their love and their respect , then at least their understanding ? and not even because i deserve it , but because i really am the only thing that they have left . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , all right , sluggers , just go back to your corners here . there will be no calling off of engagements tonight , understood ? erica : not even yours and zach 's ? jack : oh , will you forget about slater for two seconds and pretend you care about us ? erica : oh , jack , please do n't be ridiculous . you know that i care . jack : i thought i did . i thought i did , until today . erica : well , how would you feel if that creep wanted to marry one of your daughters ? how does greenlee slater sound to you ? jack : oh , for pete 's sake , why do i even bother ? kendall : wait , jack , wait . hold on , ok ? let 's just everybody cool our jets , ok , before someone says something they regret -- assuming it 's not too late for that . now , jack , what you heard was taken way out of context . jack : well , i would just like to hear what sort of context could explain away a crack like that . kendall : all right , my mother was just telling me how ridiculous it is to even think about marrying zach . jack : oh , as ridiculous as marrying me ? was that your point , erica ? greenlee : who do you think you are , trying to convince ryan to divorce me ? you hate him so much , you 'd actually sabotage your own daughter 's marriage ? jack : greenlee , listen to me , where you see sabotage , i see salvation , ok ? greenlee : well , think again . ryan and i are staying together -- very happily , i might add . jack : is that so ? erica : you know , jack , i 'd like to rephrase the statement i made earlier . i 'll go through with my marriage as long as you stay the hell out of greenlee and ryan 's . jack : do n't you threaten me . erica : why not ? is n't that what you did to ryan ? you threatened ryan so he would leave greenlee . kendall : come on , you guys -- greenlee : he tried , but the only relationship he successfully ruined was the one formally known as father - daughter . jack : oh , no , no , no , if you two think you can intimidate me into taking back what i said to ryan , you 're wrong . you 're dead wrong . asking for a divorce is the first rational thing that ryan has done since this whole tragedy with him and his brothers began . kendall : all right , listen , why do n't we have a nice little talk about this over some drinks , ok ? greenlee : he 's going through one of the toughest times of his life right now , and you took advantage of that . jack : i will do whatever it takes to keep him away from you . kendall : seriously , how am i the only one thinking rational here ? greenlee : you have no right to butt into my life like that . erica : greenlee has an excellent point , jack . jack : you know , erica , i did n't quite catch that . i 've gotten so used to hearing this broken record you 've been playing all day about kendall marrying zach over your dead body . erica : whoa -- kendall : he 's got you there . jack : you know , why do n't you two go cut a deck of cards , let me know if the wedding 's on or not , ok ? i 'd like to spend a little time alone with my daughter , see if i can talk some sense into her . erica : oh , really ? well , who 's going to talk some sense into you ? greenlee : oh , have n't you heard , erica ? my father has all the answers . jack : no , not all , but on this subject , you 're damn right i do . maitre d ' : ms. hart , the dining room was scheduled to open an hour ago . kendall : you want to bust in this little dog and catfight , be my guest . just make sure you do n't lose a leg . greenlee : just stay out of my life from now on . kendall : listen , my very good friend here , now is not the best time to bust your pop 's chops , ok , as deserved as it is . erica : i think it 's an excellent time . i think it 's the perfect time for greenlee to speak . she should speak up . she should express herself any way she wants to . because obviously her father needs to hear things a hundred times before he really gets it . greenlee : oh , you are so right , erica . kendall : oh , dear god , take cover . you just agreed with my mother . armageddon 's here . it is here . [ scene_break ] ryan : i appreciate you seeing me tonight , doctor . dr. cooper : i 'm not sure i 've ever received an emergency call over something like this before . ryan : well , i had to make sure that you could help me . dr. cooper : well , come on in , relax . let 's talk . [ scene_break ] babe : i did bring you something . besides greasy leftovers , i mean . jamie : it 's not your fault we ca n't afford groceries . babe : i picked these up on the way to work . they 're a couple colleges . they 're within commuting distance . i thought that maybe i could pick up a couple extra shifts at work , and then that way you could cut back on your hours here -- jamie : i already looked into those . j.r. got to them , too . they do n't even accept an application from me . babe : you 're kidding me . jamie : not that it matters , anyway . even if i could go back to school , i ca n't cut back here . if i do n't work full - time , we lose these stellar accommodations . babe : oh , god . at least we have each other . we do have each other -- right , jamie ? [ scene_break ] di : the song made you feel worse , not better . i 'm sorry . j.r. : how would you know ? you just were trying to make little adam happy . that 's your job . i appreciate that , really . di : is there anything i can do for you , j.r. ? j.r. : yeah . you can keep singing . you 've got a beautiful voice . [ scene_break ] zach : you think it 's wise wasting time insulting me ? i 'm going to look for the boy myself . tad : why ? why would you want to when you 're the problem ? honestly , you think that one ugly night and a byline in a newspaper 's enough to make them run away from home ? face it , they hate you . those kids hate everything about you . zach : i 've made some mistakes . i 'm going to try and set it right . tad : i 'm sorry , i think it 's a little late for that . zach : that 's your opinion . tad : no , i think it 's pretty much the opinion of everybody in this town . but let 's say you find him . let 's say you find sam . what do you think is going to happen ? you think he 's going to run up to you with his arms spread wide , say , `` zach , thank god you 're here , take me home `` ? you 're the reason he ran away from that airport in the first place . zach : maybe you should let me find him first . tad : maybe , like i said , you should leave the looking to us . and stay out of those kids ' lives , because the more you involve yourself in them , the more you screw them up . aidan : he was here . i recognize this picture . edmund was in the other half . tad : which means that sam tore it up and threw away his mother . [ scene_break ] maria : someone has to get through to the kids . brooke : i 'll try . hey , maddie . maria : uh -- i 'm going to make a few phone calls . brooke : so -- hey . how you doing ? maddie : i 'm fine . brooke : you 're lucky is what you are . that was a very foolish thing that you and sam did . maddie : we had to . it 's bad enough we ca n't trust our mom . now she 's a total embarrassment , too . brooke : listen , i want to tell you something -- i was there when your mom had her outburst . she was under a lot of pressure , and the press made , you know , a big deal out of it . maddie : do n't bother sticking up for her , brooke . if i have to stay one more night in this house , i 'll die . please help me get out of here . brooke : i want to talk to you about someone -- an angry young woman i know who 's got a lot going for her . maddie : if you 're going to try and tell me about my feelings , you can stop now . brooke : no , no , no . not everything is about you , honey . i 'm talking about me . i came to pine valley when i was just a little bit older than you , and lately i see a lot of myself in you , i mean , the way i was back then . it 's exactly like you . i was angry , and i was defiant , and i could cop some major tude in those days . maddie : `` cop some tude `` ? brooke : oh , yeah . you better believe it . you better believe it . and you want to talk about embarrassing scenes ? the woman who took care of me back then ? she could 've matched your mother 's outburst at the banquet in her inimitable style , and you do n't know how many times i wanted to pack my bags and leave town . i just wanted to get away from her . maddie : did you ? brooke : no . i needed her . and deep down , i think she needed me , too . and she turned out to be the best mother i could 've ever had . and today , i have spent most of the day making funeral arrangements for her . and you know what i think about ? that how much i would have missed if i had left town . and i am so grateful for every second that i had with my aunt phoebe , good and bad . maddie : sorry about your aunt . but that 's you . brooke : it 's also you . maddie , do n't cross over that line , because if you do , you will never be able to come back the same . and maybe -- you know , just maybe , eventually , you wo n't feel this way about your mom . maddie : yes , i will . i know i will . that 's why i have to get away , with or without your help . brooke : ok . all right . that 's how you want to do this ? here 's the deal -- if you leave pine valley , you 'd better get used to looking over your shoulder , because i 'm going to hunt you down and i 'm going to make your life on the run a living hell . get ready for that . [ scene_break ] ryan : i know what i 'm doing . it 's the right thing . dr. cooper : you certainly seem sure of your decision . do you already have children , mr. lavery ? ryan : no . dr. cooper : but you want this done strictly as a means of contraception ? ryan : well , i assume it 's the best guarantee there is . am i right ? dr. cooper : well , short of complete abstinence or your partner being unable to conceive , yes , it is , which is why i recommend you take a little time to think it over . ryan : i 've done all the thinking i need to , believe me . dr. cooper : reversal procedures have had some success , but there 's really no guarantee you 'll ever be able to father a child again . ryan : i promise i will not change my mind on this . dr. cooper : and your wife 's onboard with your decision ? ryan : this is my choice , not hers . do n't get me wrong , i love my wife . i 'm crazy about her . but i wo n't make love to her until i 'm absolutely positive that i ca n't get her pregnant . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you are so wrong about ryan . he loves me . he would never do anything to hurt me . jack : greenlee , he 's already hurt you , whether you want to admit it or not . i 'm just trying to make sure he does n't have another chance to do the same thing . erica : oh , jack , why do n't you just drop this ? jack : and what are you talking about , huh , our wedding ? kendall : all right , listen , listen , if everyone promises not to kill each other , i promise i will think twice about my wedding to zach , ok ? now , why do n't you both just kiss and make up ? erica : well , kendall , i 'm thrilled for you . i really mean that . the only thing is it does n't change a bit what jack did to ryan and greenlee . greenlee : what a surprise . it 's a side of you that none of us finds appealing . kendall : ok , this is unraveling like a very bad $ 5 pashmina . maitre d ' : i 'm sorry , the dining room is about to open . you will have to take this elsewhere . unless , of course , you 'd like to be seated for dinner . jack : ha ! ha , ha ! kendall : well , there 's one wedding down the tubes . [ scene_break ] tad : leave it alone , zach . for sam 's sake , do n't help . leave maria alone and sam and maddie , because god knows that family 's got enough problems right now , most of which you caused . zach : are you through ? aidan : not quite . why do n't you take this as a souvenir . [ scene_break ] maddie : thanks for nothing . brooke : maddie , do n't forget what i said . if you run , i will find you . i was you , remember ? i know where to look . maddie : whatever . i 'll stay . but i 'll never forgive you . maria : how 'd you do that ? thank you . how did you get through to her ? brooke : uh -- just sweet - talked her a little . [ scene_break ] jamie : i did n't mean to freak out on you . babe : it 's ok . jamie : just it 's been a rough week . babe : you do n't owe me any explanations . i know what you 've been going through . i just like to look on the bright side of things , and i ca n't force you to do that , too . you ca n't be happy doing something that you were n't meant to . this life is obviously not meant for you . god , you 've lost so much since you got wrapped up with me . jamie : and i have never regretted a second of it . babe : yeah , but you could n't have possibly dreamed that this is how your life would turn out . jamie : yeah , you 're right , i did n't expect this . never in a million years did i dream i 'd end up with someone as amazing as you . babe : but you had to have had other dreams . jamie : my only dream now is you . i have faith in us , babe . right now , the world around us pretty much bites . we 'll fight our way out of this mess . we 'll end up someplace better , and we 'll be better for it . [ babe sighs ] jamie : everything 's going to be ok . i promise . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. listens tearfully to di 's singing from the patio ] di : you are my sunshine , my only sunshine . you make me happy when skies are gray . you 'll never know , dear , how much i love you . please do n't take my sunshine away – [ scene_break ] erica : jack , that 's enough . we have got to talk about this . greenlee : you really think erica and my dad will call it quits ? after everything they 've been through to get here ? kendall : well , they were n't fighting about china patterns when they bolted out of here . greenlee : if they do break up , jack 's got no one to blame but himself . kendall : oh , no , no , no , you missed the whole preamble . my mom 's got her own splainin ' to do . greenlee : i do n't know why i feel bad for them . jack did n't consider my feelings when he tried to convince ryan to bail on me . kendall : you two really back on track ? greenlee : thank god . kendall : taking bets on how long it 'll last ? greenlee : thanks for that vote of confidence . this is real . ryan wants help . in fact , he 's going to see a new shrink . he wants to get better , and maybe this guy can help , maybe even convince him he can have kids without worrying about passing on the family nightmare . [ scene_break ] ryan : i just want to be sure that i ca n't have kids . then i 'll be able to relax . dr. cooper : is there a genetic concern ? ryan : uh -- there are some ugly genes in the lavery clan that have no business being passed on . dr. cooper : i see . well , then since you 've clearly made up your mind , there 's not much more to discuss . basically , we 're looking at an outpatient procedure under local anesthetic . i 'll talk to my assistant in the morning , have her schedule you in as soon as possible . ryan : great . thank you . thank you , i appreciate it . you 've already made me feel better about the future . [ next_on ] kendall : you screwed up my mother 's last wedding to your father . greenlee : if my father and your mother do n't vow to love , honor , and file taxes jointly , it 's going to be because of you . jack : you 're having second thoughts about marrying me ? erica : yes , i am . ethan ( to j.r. ) : you told me that every man has a price , and , well , i think i know yours .
erica and jack can not reach a resolution on whether kendall should be prevented from marrying zach and whether greenlee should divorce ryan . they both admit that they are having doubts about getting married themselves . ryan tells greenlee he wants to stay married and work out everything they need to work out . he tells her he will see a doctor , but he does not reveal to her that it 's for the sole purpose of having a vasectomy so he can not have children . tad and jr and others are feeling the effects of the anniversary of dixie 's death . tad goes with aiden to find the jane doe whom they suspect could possibly be dixie . they run into zach who is looking for sam in order to score points with maria , and ask him to back off . brooke goes to make peace with maria and talks to maddie about how she remembers herself at maddie 's age having similarly negative feelings about her mother - figure , phoebe , but later realized phoebe was the best mother she could ever have . she tells maddie she may discover that very thing about maria .
erin : aidan , please tell me that -- tell me jonathan 's here with you . aidan : i have n't seen him . erin : oh , my god ! he 's gone . aidan , he 's gone . he 's not answering his phone , he did n't sleep in his bed last night . i went by work , he did n't show up there . talked to his supervisor . his supervisor said that he asked for personal leave . he 's in manhattan . i know it , i know it . he took off to try to find lily . aidan : and i hope he does find her . [ scene_break ] jonathan : have you seen this girl ? she was here last wednesday , 6 : 00 . if you 've seen her , call me , ok ? my number 's on the bottom . excuse me , have you seen this girl ? all right . ok . if you 've seen that girl , please call me . she was here last wednesday at 6 : 00 . her name 's lily . she 's very pretty , and she 's slim , and she was here at 6 : 00 last week , ok ? it was on a wednesday . have you seen this girl ? [ scene_break ] vendor : check out the sunglasses , everybody . come on and check out the sunglasses , everybody . come on , step right up . check those sunglasses out . check the sunglasses out , everybody . check the sunglasses . it 's sunny outside today . good prices , everyone . sunglasses -- lily : sunglasses , thank you so much . vendor : hey , hey , hey . five bucks or you can forget about it . lily : i only have 92 cents , i think , but i can collect the rest by -- vendor : not happening . lily : no , do n't touch . do n't touch . [ siren ] vendor : check out your sunglasses . [ in order to get out of the busy street , lily climbs down some stairs and shuts the trap door above her . ] [ scene_break ] [ babe recalls recent conversations . ] j.r. : nothing distracts you , does it , babe ? eye on the prize , custody of our son from day one . kendall : i 'll talk to him . babe : would you really ? kendall , if you can get him through this , i 'll owe you for the rest of my life . man : i 'm sorry that lady got hurt , but -- i mean , it was n't our fault . babe : j.r. ! krystal : baby doll ? are you here ? oh , my god . thank god , you 're all right . when i first heard about the accident , i was just so afraid it was you . babe : it almost was . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're my best friend , kendall . you 're the only friend that i got , the only person who gives it to me straight , tells me the truth . i 'm so sorry , kendall . god , i 'm sorry . if i 'd only known -- kendall 's voice : what 's with the apologizing ? and how could he know if it was an accident ? you were n't even there . [ j.r. sniffles ] j.r. : you have to wake up . you have to fight this . you have to get better . kendall 's voice : i 'm trying . where are the doctors ? when are they going to do something to get me out of this ? [ scene_break ] erica : it 's impossible to save kendall and the baby ? joe : nothing is impossible . erica : good . make it possible . joe : erica , dr. solomon and dr. mayer have given you their best judgment , based on long experience . now , given the bleeding going on in kendall 's brain , a decision must be made . ryan : kendall or the baby ? one of them lives , but the other could die ? joe : there are no absolutes . but you heard the opinion of dr. mayer and dr. solomon , and now you must decide what course of treatment . erica : that 's the best they can do ? that 's the best they have to offer -- risk the baby 's life to save kendall 's ? well , then , i think that they 're incompetent . either that or they 're sadists . dr. mayer : we 'll do everything we can to save the baby and your daughter , but the risk to the fetus is -- erica : i have had it with your opinion , and yours . i do n't want either one of you anywhere near my daughter . joe : i 'll take it from here . stay close . i 'll have you paged as soon as a decision is reached . ryan : i would like to go over this with you later , go over some other options -- something . i 'll come find you . erica : ryan , there is nothing to go over . i mean , just because a man hangs a stethoscope around his neck does not mean that he 's a god . joe : erica , they 're very fine doctors , best in the state , if not the eastern seaboard . erica : they are buzzards , joe . they 're buzzards . they 're feeding on our fear . they wield their great prognosis and they play almighty god with our lives -- with kendall 's , with the baby 's , with all of our lives . and then they expect us to be grateful ? no , joe . i want new doctors . i want competent doctors . i want humans . josh : dr. mayer really is the best , erica , next to my dad . erica : please , do not even bring up that man 's name . joe , i have had it with walls of diplomas and bloated reputations and egos to match . all the honors in the world do n't make a doctor a man of integrity and compassion and morals . please , please , joe -- please find another doctor . joe : you mean another doctor who will tell you what you want to hear , that kendall will emerge from the coma spontaneously and carry her baby to term ? erica : it 's possible . joe : it is . but it 's not likely , so you must be prepared . ryan : how the hell do we prepare for this ? erica : please , joe , please . this is n't just any patient . this is kendall . you know her . she 's my daughter , and she 's very strong . please , joe , please , find another treatment . please find another doctor . joe : erica , i 'm not going to lie to you , but these are the facts . the longer kendall remains in a coma , the less likely it is that she will ever come out of it . and unfortunately , we can not lessen the intercranial pressure without endangering the viability -- erica : well , then find another treatment . joe : if we take the baby by c - section , kendall 's chances of recovery are greatly improved . ryan : but what about the baby 's chances ? i mean , it 's way too early , is n't it , joe ? joe : pine valley hospital 's neonatal unit is one of the best in the nation -- those are facts . it 's not spin . erica : but there has to be a better answer . ryan : how long do we have , joe ? how long do we have to make this decision about the c - section ? how long ? joe : for the best possible outcome for kendall , the sooner the better . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : ca n't move , ca n't talk . ca n't tell j.r. to stop with all the gloom . how long am i going to be like this ? j.r. : it was n't supposed to be like this . this was n't supposed to happen . the last thing that i 'd ever want is for you to be hurt . kendall 's voice : what are you talking about ? where 's zach ? where is my husband ? j.r. : you know , you were right at the mardi gras ball . i should 've listened to you . everything you said about babe , you were dead - on . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm fine , mama , really . krystal : no , you are nowhere near fine . something is all kinds of out of whack , and it does not take a genius to figure out what that is . babe : well , kendall is in coma , she could die , she could lose her baby . krystal : i have said my prayers for kendall and her family , but this family has its own crisis , babe -- j.r . babe : he 's worried sick about kendall . krystal : he should be worried about a lot more than that . it 's time to get real , babe . j.r. is not just a drunk in a corner . he is dangerous . he has got me spooked , and you should be , too , spooked enough to run for your life . [ scene_break ] [ car horns honk ] jonathan : excuse me . have you seen this girl ? she was here last wednesday at 6 : 00 . have you seen this girl , sir ? excuse me , have you seen this girl ? have you seen this girl ? her name 's lily . she does n't like the color red . have you seen this girl ? her name 's lily . she 's very pretty . she does n't like to be touched , so if you see her , do n't touch her , ok ? if you 've seen her , please call me . my number 's on the bottom , ok ? man : all right . jonathan : ok , thank you very much . and do n't touch her if you see her . she does n't like to be touched . excuse me , sir , have you seen this girl ? have you seen this girl ? well , thank you . have you seen this girl , sir ? [ scene_break ] aidan : do n't worry about jonathan . he 's safe . erin : how could you know that ? aidan : well , as of about an hour ago , he was at a copy shop near penn station . erin : he was at a copy shop ? what are you talking about ? aidan : one of my men , pete , has been following jonathan ever since lily ran away . erin : is this how it 's going to have to be ? i mean , no matter how hard jonathan works -- anything bad happens , he 's suspect number one . aidan : no , jonathan is not a suspect , erin . ok , lily is out there with nothing -- a strange place , a big city . she 's got no cell phone , no money , no id . there 's no way of tracking her . and there 's only one person that she trusts . erin : jonathan , yep . aidan : your brother 's our best hope for finding lily before she gets hurt . well , it 's probably our only hope . [ scene_break ] jonathan : excuse me , have you seen this girl ? well , my number 's on the bottom if you do . excuse me , have you seen this girl ? excuse me . excuse me , sir , have you seen -- excuse me , have you seen this girl ? excuse me , sir , have you seen this -- please , just look at the picture . [ subway train rumbles overhead as lily cowers in fear below the street . ] [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm -- i 'm not afraid of j.r . he loves me . krystal : j.r. does n't love anybody or anything when he 's got liquor in him . babe : this -- this is not the part where i run . i stay -- and i stay , and i help him . i help him with the drinking and i help him with his mama and -- krystal : babe , your life and your son 's life , is that worth the risk ? babe : he 's confused , and he 's angry , but he would never hurt me . it 's -- it 's a mistake . it 's wrong . it has to be . there 's not even any proof . krystal : proof ? what kind of proof do you need -- your pretty little head on a platter ? you saw j.r . i did , too . so did a whole room full of people who love him and you . he 's dangerous , babe . he 's out of control . even adam can not deny that he has spun to a new low . babe : the big family meeting , right . yeah . krystal : yeah . you did your level best to help him , and he just went nut case . all this ranting and raving about your plot to get custody of little adam -- does n't he know that you are way past that ? drunk with a side of paranoia , that is a nasty combination . i do n't want you anywhere near that . babe : no . no , no , j.r. , he needs me on his side . krystal : let somebody else smack some sense into him . you 've got to protect yourself and my grandbaby . babe , you were all about keeping little adam safe from his fire - breathing dragon of a daddy . has that changed ? babe : no , of course not . j.r. has flipped out , but that does n't mean that i am going to give up on him . krystal : j.r. is ready to blow . now , even adam is on high alert . he is so afraid that j.r. is going to go bonkers and snatch little adam , he 's with him right now at home . he 's not letting him out of his sight , and i do not want you let you out of mine . babe : no , j.r. , he has calmed down since he stormed out on all of us . he called me . he apologized , and he sounded sincere , mama . he wanted to talk . we were going to meet . krystal : where was i when this miracle call took place ? babe : he called me on my cell phone . i was at the office , remember ? krystal : and this reunion , where is it supposed to take place ? babe : i got to get back to the hospital . krystal : no , no , wait . it 's not an essay question . it 's a simple fill - in - the- blank . babe : mama , j.r. , he 's drowning in hurt right now . i ca n't leave him , i wo n't . i want my family back , and i am going to fight for it . krystal : well , that 's a fight that you could lose , babe , and lose hard . babe : yeah , but , j.r. and i , we were happy before dixie came back , and we will be happy again . i will make sure -- i will do whatever i can . krystal : stop all the bobbing and weaving and answer my simple question . where does your drunken , soaked , snake of a husband want to meet you ? babe : i promised -- i got to go to the hospital . i got to go , mama . krystal : well , wait a minute . now , when did you start keeping things from me , huh ? babe : you remember that -- that old detective movie that you loved to watch , the black - and - white ? and how it bored me to death . how many times did you make me watch that ? because you -- you right now , you 're -- you 're like that mean cop grilling me like a -- krystal : like a cheese sandwich , yeah . mm - hmm . babe : yeah . what was the name of that movie again ? krystal : `` babe on danger street . `` babe : that 's very funny , mama , but -- i 'll see you later . krystal : babe . babe , wait . krystal : the devil himself had a hand in this . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] [ subway train rumbles ] lily : jonathan would help me make a plan . jonathan would help me make a plan . [ sirens keep waling overhead as lily rocks back and forth covering her ears . ] [ scene_break ] erin : jonathan loves lily so much . would n't it be great if he 'd actually found her ? aidan : yeah . well , nothing would please me more than to have jonathan walk through that door with lily . erin : yeah , but you know what might be even better ? is if jonathan finds lily , and they run away . aidan : uh -- i would n't let jack hear you say that . erin : no , i 'm serious . i 'm serious . they could just settle someplace , you know , safe and beautiful and no one would give them grief or judge them . they could just be themselves -- in love . aidan : yep , that would be terrific . but it can only happen in a fairy tale . [ scene_break ] woman : how did you get in here ? did you lock yourself in ? it 's happened to me . you 're such a pretty girl . you ok ? lily : i need a plan . i need a new plan . woman : you look like you could use a glass of water , at least . i have some upstairs . i wo n't even charge you for the ice . now , be careful . this bottom step 's uneven , and it 's hard to see in the light . i 'm used to it . here , i 'll help you . lily : no . [ when the helpful woman tries to take lily 's hand , she runs off . ] [ scene_break ] jonathan : have you seen this girl ? her name 's lily -- man : i do n't know if it 's the same girl , but -- jonathan : did you -- did you see her ? man : no , i do n't think i have . jonathan : ok . man : all right , man . jonathan : ok . man : sorry about that . jonathan : all right . [ car horn honks as lily almost runs in front of a cab , then tires screech and horns honk while jonathan continues looking for lily . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i should 've expected babe to play me , right ? kendall 's voice : i 'd say i told you so , but i have better things to do , like come out of this damn coma . j.r. : and all of janet 's shouting about seeing dixie alive , i just thought it was all the crazy talking . until i saw her -- dixie , alive . and if janet can be right about that , why could n't she be right about babe ? and the love , it was just a con . kendall 's voice : when i wake up , we will have this conversation , j.r. , the one where i tell you to chill and talk you down . j.r. : my mother was supposed to be perfect . kendall 's voice : i do n't care , j.r . j.r. : babe -- kendall 's voice : i care about my son . tell me how he is for god 's sake . j.r. : we all know what babe is . how can i expect to get the truth out of her if i ca n't even get a straight answer out of my own mother ? kendall 's voice : where are you going with this ? j.r. : and the love thing . how -- if dixie could cut me loose that easily , why could n't babe do the same thing ? and how much longer until she 's going to pull something like that on little a ? the same way dixie stuck it to me . kendall 's voice : i do n't care , j.r . i care about my son . tell me how he is for god 's sake . j.r. : my son is never going to know what it feels like to be played by his mother . it 's a lot better for him to love a perfect mother who 's gone than believe a mother who 's just going to break his heart . kendall 's voice : j.r. ? where are you going with this ? [ babe opens kendall 's hospital room door and listens as j.r. confesses . ] j.r. : you know , divorce , it would n't take care of it . getting full custody , snatching little a. i still would n't be able to protect my son the way that i wanted to . babe 's face in a silver frame . she would be gone , but we would still have the memories -- all that love , all good . i can raise my son on that . i could make that happen . that 's why i did it , kendall . i had to protect my son . babe was supposed to walk through that door , not you . [ as babe opens the door wider , j.r. sees her . ] j.r. : how long have you been here ? babe : why ? kendall 's voice : my god , babe . babe , he tried to kill you . it was n't an accident , it was j.r . he wants you dead . j.r. : i thought you were at home with little a . babe : i had this crazy idea that maybe you needed me more . j.r. : i 'm good . well , why do n't you head home ? kendall 's voice : damn it , j.r. , you son of a bitch . babe : hard to find any peace right now with kendall . how is she ? j.r. : she 's going to pull through . she has to . babe : she and the baby , they both have to make it . ryan : i did n't know kendall had company . kendall 's voice : ryan ? ryan , do something . j.r. is a homicidal maniac . ryan : i 'm glad you 're here . j.r. , i know you and kendall are very close . kendall 's voice : get him away from me . better yet , take him out and shoot him . he 's the reason i 'm in this damn coma . ryan : you know , i hope that -- i hope that she can feel that you 're here , because i know that would mean a lot . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i 'm here with ryan and -- no , the doctors do n't have any answers , none that i really like . have you heard from lily ? have you heard anything about her ? well , i know you will soon , jack . lily loves you , and so do i . [ scene_break ] j.r. : taking off or you going to stick around ? babe : i should be asking you . should i stay at the hospital ? j.r. : what 's that supposed to mean ? babe : i know , j.r . i know . [ when babe runs off , j.r. goes after her . ] [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : j.r. did this , ryan . he wanted to kill babe . he probably still does . ryan : you 're so beautiful . kendall 's voice : do n't sit , do n't talk to me . go . you have to get to j.r. you have to stop him . ryan : i love you , kendall . i know i 've hated you , and i know that i fought with you and chased you and ran from you , but i do . i love you . i remember the first time that i saw you . i saw your hair , those eyes . you 're such an incredible person . kendall , when you want something , you go after it . you do n't wait . you just make it happen . and when you love , you just love all the way . and that 's proof . you 've been my friend , kendall . you 've been my enemy , my lover , and now the mother of my unborn child . kendall 's voice : why are you being so nice ? you should be totally ticked at me . and what is with all the goo it almost sounds like -- like a eulogy ? am i dying , ryan ? am i going to die ? ryan : hey there , little guy . kendall 's voice : his name is spike , and there 's no way i 'm going to die . i married zach . i 've barely even had my honeymoon , and you and i have this baby to raise . i was on my way to tell you , ryan . we 're going to be one great big happy , weird , extended family . ryan : it 's your dad . i 'm supposed to protect you . i 'm supposed to smack down the bullies and -- and pick you up when you fall . but this ? i just did n't expect it to get so tough so fast . i do n't know what to do . you see , i ca n't -- i ca n't just kiss you and make it better . i ca n't scare this away . kendall 's voice : what is it with the tone ? make what better ? spike kicked not two minutes ago , and he 's had the hiccups . must be some kind of cocktail they 're pumping into me . spike 's fine , right ? you said he was fine . ryan : i love you , son . kendall 's voice : ryan , what is it ? is something wrong with the baby ? [ scene_break ] krystal : is there something i could do to help ? erica : oh . why is it whenever there 's any trouble , you and your daughter are never far away ? first you and babe stole my daughter bianca 's baby , put her through hell , smiled all the way . now babe plows into fusion , my daughter kendall 's in the way . well , now my daughter kendall and her baby are fighting for their lives . krystal : i have been praying for kendall and the baby . erica : oh , please . do not -- do not do anything for them . if you want to help , just keep your daughter , babe , far away from my family . krystal : i 'm -- i 'm sorry . erica : it 's kendall or the baby . we may have to lose one to save the other . save kendall , risk the baby . save the baby , risk kendall . those are our choices . [ scene_break ] erin : it 's unfair . lily loves jonathan so much that she ran away from her family rather than be apart from him . and now she 's lost in new york with no money , nowhere to go , all by herself . and jonathan loves her so much that he 's crawling all over a huge , crowded , noisy , crazy city looking for her . you know , people say that they love each other . they say it all the time , the same way that they say they love ice cream or , like , the phillies . but to jonathan and lily , love is n't just a word . they live it . aidan : i love you , more than the phillies , more than ice cream . and i promise you , i will bring lily and jonathan home safe , ok ? erin : i love you , too . what gives anyone the right to tell jonathan and lily that their love does n't count ? where do people get off telling them that they ca n't be together ? where did i get off telling them that -- [ phone rings ] aidan : devane . what have you got , pete ? where ? how ? erin : oh , god , is it bad ? aidan : look , just stay in the area , get some backup , and give me a call in an hour . erin : what 's going on , aidan ? what 's -- aidan : jonathan has given us the slip . [ scene_break ] jonathan : excuse me . have you seen this girl ? woman : it 's the craziest thing . jonathan : is that a yes ? woman : is she a runaway ? jonathan : no . no , no , she 's lost . woman : not running from you , is she ? jonathan : no . i love her . i 'm her boyfriend . i have to find her , ok ? so if you saw her , you got to tell me , please . um -- her name 's lily , and she does n't like the color red , and she does n't like loud noises , either , ok , because she has autism spectrum disorder . so if you know where she is -- woman : i saw her . jonathan : when ? where ? where -- where -- woman : here . poor girl was hiding in my cellar . i tried to help her , she got scared , ran out . jonathan : how long -- how long ago ? i mean , which way did she go ? woman : it was just a few minutes ago . i do n't know which way she went . i tried to help her . i 'm sorry . i hope you find her . jonathan : ok . ok , thank you . [ scene_break ] lily : 285 , 284 , 283 , 281 , 280 , 297 . boy : hey , baby . look at the junk on you . lily : i 'm not a baby . i 'm an adult . boy : yeah , you are mighty fine adult . second boy : what you doing around here ? not exactly your hood . lily : would you please stop that , please ? boy : you are banging , girl . lily : no , i 'm not banging anything . boy : oh , yeah , you are . second boy : oh , man , i would love to get me some of this . lily : no touching ! i do n't like to be touched . boy : no , i do n't like to be touched . second boy : no , man . she just do n't like you touching her . lily : no , i should go . boy : someplace to be , miss thing ? you lost ? maybe we can help . lily : no , no , thank you . i know exactly where i am . i 'm in a warehouse -- [ boys laugh ] lily : off the alley of 9th avenue and west 39th street , the alley below a bridge . [ scene_break ] jonathan : have you seen this girl ? if you do , my number 's on the bottom , ok ? [ phone rings ] jonathan : erin , hi . erin : jonathan well , where are you , sweetie ? i 've been trying to call you . jonathan : um -- i 've been -- i 've been busy . erin : i know . i woke up , you were gone . jonathan : i ca n't tell you where i am , erin , ok ? because then -- then you 're going to tell aidan , and aidan will come and try to find me . erin : jonathan , aidan wants to help you . jonathan : aidan 's working for jack , erin . erin : jonathan , i 'm going crazy here . please , just tell me where you are . jonathan : do n't worry about me , ok , erin ? i 'm going to be fine , and i 'm going to find lily . i know i will , and -- and we 're going to be fine , ok ? ok , bye . [ scene_break ] erica : kendall 's just beginning to live the life she worked so hard for . she 's come so far , and she has so much to look forward to . her son has n't lived at all , and i 'm supposed to choose who lives and who might not , and how do i do that ? what do i do , make a list ? flip a coin ? it 's horrific . krystal : no mother should have to make that choice . erica : well , you would n't hesitate . you 'd order the c - section . you 'd risk anything to save babe 's life . krystal : if my baby doll were in that room , god forbid , i know what i would want , but i would try to get inside her head and make the choice that she wants . [ scene_break ] babe : let go of me . j.r. : where you going ? you ca n't just drop a tease like that , walk away . babe : watch me . j.r. : hey . what do you know ? what do you know , babe ? or are you just gaming me again ? babe : i know that you loved me when you married me on little a 's birthday , when you drew my picture in france . i know that you made a wish that our love would never die . keeping the love alive , it 's the hard part , right ? i mean , you take a hit , you go down , you do n't know which way 's up , and then the doubt creeps in . forever does n't have a chance unless you fight for it . `` till death do us part . `` so was that a promise or a threat ? j.r. : you must be sleep - deprived . go home and get some rest . i 'll take you . babe : do n't touch me . j.r. : babe ! come back here ! [ scene_break ] lily : you are invading my personal space . this is n't proper social interaction . i want to leave , please ! boy : the party 's just getting started , honey . lily : look , there 's no party here . there 's no food and no music , no decorations . boy : you here . that 's all we need . lily : no , i want to leave . boy : no , no , no , no . you got to pay the piper first . lily : what 's a piper ? [ boys laugh ] boy : just give us your cheddar . your cash , your money ! lily : i ca n't . boy : we 're not asking , betty . lily : my name is n't betty . and i -- i ca n't give you my money . i need it to call my boyfriend . boy : oh , boyfriend ? you all see a boyfriend around here ? all i see is a freaky deke little girl who 's holding out . lily : well , i need to find a pay phone . do you know where one is ? boy : you 're not going anywhere until you give us your cash ! [ laughter ] [ jonathan begins to walk down the alley where lily is being threatened by three thugs . ] [ scene_break ] josh : hey , hey , hey ! hey ! are you ok ? what 's going on , babe ? babe : he tried to kill me . [ scene_break ] krystal : let 's you and me talk about your everlasting love for my baby doll . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , i 've made a decision . we have to save my daughter . we have to save kendall . [ next_on ] zach ( to dixie ) : i have an idea . if it does n't work , we 're dead . greg ( to erica ) : you must ensure that this child survives at all costs . kendall 's voice : do n't you let him take my baby . josh ( to babe ) : take this , call the cops . j.r. ( to ryan ) : i 'm so sorry .
at the hospital , while kendall is stuck in a coma , unable to come out of it , the doctors tell erica and ryan that there is no guarantee that kendall will make it . erica tells them she wo n't accept that excuse . joe tells them that the best chance they have for saving kendall is to deliver the baby right now . but if that is done , he might die . babe seems to know the reason why kendall got injured . she puts all of the facts together that point to the obvious conclusion that jr asked to meet her at the construction site , caused the avalanche , intended for babe to get injured , but kendall walked in instead and the crash fell upon her . when she overhears him confessing to unconscious kendall that he intended for it to be babe , she confirms what she is afraid has happened . she knows jr tried to kill her and tells him he better get away from her . aidan and erin are still unsuccessful in finding lily and they know that jonathan has gone off to find her . she is on the new york city streets . jonathan is also out there trying to find her .
pam : if you work a jury like you worked an audience , you can defend me any time . jack : so you like the way the show went ? pam : you mean the direction you took it ? i plead the fifth . jack : look , pam , it 's erica 's show . she was in charge . pam : that 's why she looks so happy ? whatever . you two make divorce so sexy , it 'd almost be worth getting married to split up . [ jack laughs ] erica : having fun ? jack : just praising you to your producer . erica : oh , really -- after you did your damnedest to ruin me . jack , you sabotaged my entire concept for the new divorce . jack : i did n't sabotage anything . what i did was tell the truth -- we 're still in love with each other . [ scene_break ] [ ava gasps ] ava : escaped from work early ? let 's go mall crawling . lily : i 'm supposed to be changing clothes . ava : into what , this ? why ? you going on a date with some old man ? lily : i 'm supposed to go to ryan and annie 's wedding , but i do n't want to . ava : how come ? lily : lots of reasons . people take vows at their wedding , then they break them . [ scene_break ] [ music plays as the wedding party waits for the bride ] jonathan : how you doing ? ryan : i 'm good , i 'm good . i 'm -- you know , i 'm a little nervous , but i 'm good . jonathan : really ? i 'm going to keep an eye on kendall today . ryan : jon , do n't worry about it . she 's happily married -- happily married like i 'm going to be in a few minutes . [ annie and emma slowly approach across the lawn ] ryan : wow . emma : i love you , mommy . annie : i love you , too , sweetheart . [ ryan chuckles as emma walks ahead of her mother spreading flower petals from her little basket ] minister : welcome , everyone -- zach : i think this one needs a break . [ spike fusses ] kendall : aw . zach : oh , honey , do n't worry , come on . minister : beginning of a modern fairy tale for ryan and annie , as they set off on their wonderful new journey -- kendall : is greenlee gone ? del : uh - uh . she did n't check out of the yacht club , and i saw her taking off in her car , destination unknown . kendall : like hell . she 's here right now , waiting to ruin this wedding . [ greenlee drives up in a red convertible and runs toward the wedding party but her heels slow her down ] greenlee : oh , my god , they 've started . oh , god . oh , i hope i 'm not too late ! [ music plays ] [ ryan and greenlee chuckle ] ryan : you 're so sweet . amanda : good job , emma . you did so good . minister : we 're here to celebrate one of life 's greatest and most -- kendall : i need to get to -- i got to go find greenlee before all hell breaks loose . i 'll be right back . zach : rachael 's going to watch him for a while . kendall : ok , um , i have to go to the bathroom . i 'll be right back . i 'll be back -- stay . minister : so let 's all rejoice with them , and give thanks to the lord for this , his gift and blessing . [ scene_break ] erica : the truth is that our marriage is -- is over . jack : erica , it was an ad - lib , ok ? erica : no , it was a passive - aggressive attack . jack : expressing my opinion ? erica : you told america that it was my opinion that we 're still in love . jack : tell me something , the abridgment of free speech -- this is a `` new beginnings `` policy , or this is your own personal preference ? erica : we have prompters . jack : i do n't need prompters . erica : yeah , you do . you only think you do n't , because you could n't wait to make a fool out of me . jack : erica , i did n't come here with any agenda , and by the way , just for the record , there 's nothing foolish about love . erica : you know , i should 've known -- well , i did know . i knew you were up to something , and that 's why we outlined the show -- to keep you on track . jack : well , maybe you should 've warned me . erica : i did warn you -- i showed you the prompters , i said , `` read them . `` jack : i 'm not talking about the prompters , erica , i 'm talking about the pictures . i mean , we sit here , we yammer about the glories of the new divorce , meanwhile , our life , all our highs and lows are paraded on these big screens . erica : well , i was as shocked about that as you were . jack : i 'm not talking about shocked , i 'm not talking about shocked , i 'm -- it got to me , ok ? i could n't sit here listening to you go on about how we are now and look at all those memories and feel all those things about the way we were then . erica : i know , it was hard . jack : yeah . erica : but i managed . i have to manage , because if i do n't treat the subject objectively and as a professional , then i will lose my audience , and they come to me for inspiration and for enlightenment . jack : for fiction ? erica : fiction ? jack : yeah . erica : what fiction ? we are having a wonderful divorce . jack : huh . erica : and i was trying to give them hope , to let them know that divorcing couples do n't have to wage war . jack : i never asked for war . as a matter of fact , i do n't remember asking for a damn divorce . [ scene_break ] lily : i thought jonathan and i were alike in all the ways that you would need to make a marriage survive . but we were n't -- he lied about it . he did n't tell the truth . truth is an absolute , like numbers . ava : so because your marriage did n't work out , you hate all weddings now ? lily : no . but it will remind me of mine and make me sad , and jonathan will be there , which will make me feel worse . ava : ugh . i ca n't imagine you ever being with that -- that -- that prince . lily : but i thought you said that he was horrible and mean to you at the mall . ava : `` the prince `` was sarcastic -- the opposite of what i meant ? lily : why would you say it like that -- so confusing ? ava : i did n't really want to say what i really felt . because you 're so -- you 're so nice , and i could really stand to clean up my mouth around you . i mean , i should n't curse so much . lily : that 's very sisterly , thank you . ava : thank you so much for letting me use your charge card . it 's like the sweetest thing anyone 's ever done for me . too bad your stupid ex ruined everything -- and he would n't even let me finish shopping . i mean , i was going to buy you this awesome -- book , a book of numbers . and for me , i was going to get this awesome , beautiful , like , party - licious , like , paris or lindsay kind of like dress . lily : here . ava : what am i supposed to do with this ? lily : wear it . ava : where ? when ? lily : to a wedding . you might go one day , and i do n't need it . i 'm not going to ryan and annie 's . ava : they 're rich , right ? there 's going to be , like , gourmet food and , like , vintage wine and stuff there ? rich people spend , like , tens of thousands of dollars on their weddings -- it 's crazy . lily : well , this color would look very good on you . ava : well , you did pick it out for yourself , so -- hmm , not bad . hey , lily , you like riddles , right ? lily : yes , i 'm very good at riddles . ava : so what about this one -- how does lily go to the wedding and never see jonathan , even if he 's standing right next to her ? [ scene_break ] minister : well , i ca n't imagine a more perfect setting than this garden . the beauty and majesty of spring -- it 's unfolding all around us . flowers and the buds long hidden in the snows of winter , resting and rejuvenating , waiting for this , the proper season to burst forth and share their beauty and their glory with us all . well , ryan and annie -- they 're not so different . their love , like this garden , needs tending and devotion so that , like this garden , it , too , can blossom and flourish . and ryan and annie , they stand here before us , ready to embrace that commitment . and so , before god , they come to be joined together as husband and wife . kendall : are you kidding me ? [ spotting greenlee , kendall runs after her and follows her into the playhouse . ] kendall : liar ! greenlee : good - bye . kendall : no , no , you are not going anywhere . greenlee : oh , yes , i am , and you ca n't stop me . kendall : oh , really ? i 've done it before . greenlee : not this time , sweetie . kendall : no , greenlee , listen -- greenlee : ow ! kendall -- kendall : you stay down there . you stay down there . greenlee : stop it ! kendall : you -- you said -- you said that i -- i could relax , and that you would leave town , and there was no way you were planning on ruining this wedding . greenlee : i was n't planning on it then . kendall : you see ? you see ? you see ? i should 've known . i should have known that you were lying when you sucked it up and said that ryan deserves to be happy . greenlee : he does -- with me ! what is wrong with you ? we started a cosmetic giant together , you believed in me . you knew i loved him so much i was willing to risk everything . you thought we should be together -- you were willing to carry a child for us . what the hell happened ? kendall : we begged you to stay , but you walked out . greenlee : you did n't leave me with any choices . kendall : you broke ryan 's heart . but he survived , and he was doing fine -- he was doing great until erin died . all those deaths , all those tragedies , and where was my old best friend ? hiding . greenlee : i explained to you -- kendall : i do n't give a damn ! you were n't here . you were n't here . you did n't see what erin 's death did to ryan . annie saw , and she helped him . greenlee : yeah , i bet . kendall : you know , i actually was not a very big fan of annie 's -- at first . i was afraid that she would get in the way of ryan 's relationship with spike . greenlee : finally -- finally , a glimmer of sanity . this is the woman you want as spike 's stepmom ? kendall : yes . annie is great with spike , and she is great with ryan . you know , when ryan left pine valley , and he faked his death , i thought that was probably the lowest point in his life . and then he lost you . and then he lost erin . and i thought that no one could bring him back , no one , but annie did . annie brought ryan back . annie is ryan 's lifeline . [ scene_break ] minister : ryan and annie have written their own special vows to one another . annie ? [ annie sighs ] annie : i had a very rich fantasy life before we met . i wrote imaginary adventures for queen annabelle and princess emmaline . you asked me about them , and i told you they were for emma . but they were for me , too . because i had to keep hoping and believing that things would get better and that life could be innocent again and new and fresh . that there was a place where the good beat the bad every single time , and there was a -- a place where queen annabelle and princess emmaline could be happy and safe . i had that dream for a really long time , and i always hoped it would come true . when i first met you -- ok , yeah , i almost hit you with a fireplace brush -- [ annie and ryan laugh ] annie : but that was because i did n't know then that you would be the one to finally show me my dreams and make them come true and make them real . that is why i fought what i felt for you . my mind kept telling me it was n't possible , it was -- it was too good to be true . but you would n't let me ignore all of the wondrous possibilities life has for all of us . then suddenly it was n't too good to be true anymore , and suddenly it was n't just a dream . emma was ours in every way possible , as if we were meant to be . you are emma 's father , and you are my best friend . you are our prince and our rock and our inspiration . and you have given us the greatest life adventure -- the promise of happily - ever- after . [ scene_break ] greenlee : annie is a rebound . you do n't marry a rebound . kendall : ryan 's found his soul mate . greenlee : this girl is a stand - in . you said yourself she looks just like me . well , then why should ryan settle for a cheap imitation ? the marriage wo n't last . kendall : greenlee , you can think that it 's an infatuation if you want to . but what ryan and annie have together runs very deep . you do n't have a clue what she 's given him . [ scene_break ] annie : i love you , ryan , and i will go on loving you every moment for the rest of my life . i will give you everything i can . i will be everything you need . i will be faithful to you and supportive and honest . you will never be alone . emma and i are your family , along with jonathan and spike , and that is something that will never , ever change . i will always love you . [ scene_break ] jack : yeah , all right , i 'll -- i 'll get there as soon as i can , ok ? all right . i assume we 're finished . ok . erica : no , jack , wait . if i seem unfeeling , believe me , it 's only because i am just really trying to conduct this interview in a professional manner . jack : i do n't have that problem . erica : all those photos up there -- i -- i do n't know . i -- i should n't be so affected . i mean , i -- i 've looked through the albums since -- since i moved out -- i -- i have an album in my office . jack : well , that made it pretty handy for your light - fingered producer , did n't it ? erica : oh . i -- i guess i should be immune by now . maybe it was sitting up there with you while all the pictures were being projected up there . i do n't know -- i was just sitting there remembering when our love was so new and so strong and -- and we were so close . jack : do you think that 's completely gone ? erica : it 's funny -- i know that they were stills , but they were n't freeze- frames . i mean , i kept seeing movement . i saw all the moments leading up to those pictures and all the moments after . jack : me , too . me , too . did the bad outweigh the good ? erica : i just -- uh -- i just kept thinking of things that you had said to me when we first met -- little things , you know , inconsequential things . i was thinking about this -- this new snowfall , and nothing had disturbed it , nothing . there was n't one footprint in that snow . it was like we were the only two people on earth . and i remember that we took a walk , and we were n't walking as much as we were gliding . and it was 10 degrees -- i was n't even cold . [ jack chuckles ] erica : and i knew that there was a layer of ice underneath that snow , but it just never even came into my mind that i might fall . jack : i would 've caught you . erica : and we were walking so completely in sync , side by side . you remember . jack : i do . you bet i do . i did n't have to slow down , you did n't have to speed up . we were -- perfectly in rhythm . erica : perfectly . [ scene_break ] ava : well ? ava : then no one can . so lily can go to the wedding without seeing jonathan , and no one will give you a hard time for ditching . lily , this -- this dress and this hat -- it 's not going to work . you have to give me lily 101 . i have to know how -- how you walk and -- and talk and party . so go ahead , i 'm -- i 'm ready . [ scene_break ] minister : ryan ? ryan : love never came easy to me . i mean , some guys are naturals , they have lots of practice . my family -- it was n't the best training ground . in -- in my house growing up , love was just a -- just a word . it was a very , very hollow word . but you leave home , and you learn , and you grow up and -- thing is , in -- in my relationships , i always found myself wondering when things were going to go wrong , or waiting for things just to fall apart . and then i met you . bringing you into my life was a gift from my sister , erin . you and emma , you deserved everything good , but instead you were -- you were going through things that -- that could 've shut your heart down forever . love had brought you so much pain . so how come every time i looked into your eyes , all i saw was hope ? you were still so alive . you could still trust , you could still believe that all your dreams were going to come true . and i -- i see that hope and that beauty in your eyes when i look at our daughter , when i kiss you , when i kiss you good night . it 's -- it 's as if there is a -- a pure fire that burns inside of you and illuminates everything that you do -- the way that you mother emma , the way that you work , everything -- and i guess i caught a little bit of that . because when i look at you , i hope , i trust , i believe , and for the first time in my life , i love completely . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan and i share the same heart . i could give him more than annie would ever dream of . kendall : annie 's given ryan a child , a daughter . greenlee : so she has a child with husband number one -- so what ? kendall : `` with `` husband number one , but `` by `` a sperm donor . yes -- ryan . [ scene_break ] ryan : i swear that i will never let our love or trust or faith dim . i 'll keep our hope and our devotion burning as bright as it is at this very moment for the rest of our lives . [ scene_break ] lily : i have sunglasses . you have to wear them to avoid red . ava : but if i 'm not near any red ? lily : then you can take them off , but i also have earmuffs . ava : with a summery dress ? cute . lily : or earplugs . any loud noise or a lot of people can be magnified and intensified and cause sensory overload . most people call it a meltdown , which is really inaccurate . ava : why red ? why not yellow or puke green or something ? lily : i do n't know . i wish i did . ava : this does n't even smell like perfume . lily : it 's green tea , and it 's all i wear . your perfume will give you away . ava : ha -- i never give it away ! lily : you 're too animated . you -- you need to me more cerebral . your voice and -- and your face need to stay more the same . ava : so talk more -- i need to hear you . lily : but i 've been talking for weeks . have n't you been listening ? ava : [ as lily ] i 've been talking for weeks . were n't you listening ? lily : that 's an improvement . ava : that 's an improvement . lily : now , numbers -- if you overload , just simply count backwards from 100 . and another thing -- do n't make comparisons , and do n't say that something is like something it is n't . ava : [ normal voice ] i 'll keep it simple . lily : i seem to lack the kind of imagination that most people possess . ava : you think ? but that 's not bad , lily -- somebody has to be practical . lily : yes . be practical . and send me a text message if you need any additional coaching or information . ava : i 'll pass on the earmuffs , but where are my earplugs ? and my glasses -- i ca n't go without them . thank you . i am ready to attend the reception and observe all the guests and congratulate the bride and groom , not let on that i 'm having any fun . [ scene_break ] minister : emma , sweetheart , you have something very important that you want to say to your mommy and daddy , is n't that right ? ok . emma : i love you , mommy and daddy . now we can live happily ever after . amen . annie : oh -- emma : can i have an allowance ? [ laughter ] annie : oh ! [ ryan laughs ] annie : oh ! ryan : we 'll negotiate . how about that ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan has a child by her ? not even you could dream that up . kendall : dna test proved it . greenlee : but he never wanted a child . and now he has two . he 's the perfect father . but ryan said he would never love anyone the way he loved me . kendall : but that was before . he thought that you were gone forever . greenlee : so he settled . kendall : i know that it sucks to hear . but ryan and annie are good for each other . they -- they belong together , they deserve to be happy . i would tell you to -- to let him go , but i 'm sorry , greenlee . ryan 's already gone . greenlee : get away from that door , kendall . move -- now . [ scene_break ] jack : it was n't supposed to go wrong for us , not again . erica : but it did . jack : why did you have to move out ? erica : to get back to myself . jack : i was all for your career . erica : i know , you were , and -- but it was n't all about my career , jack . it was -- it was about who i was apart from you . jack : erica , i never , ever held you back , ever . erica : no . it was just -- i just -- i just needed some -- some time , just -- just to figure things out . jack : time with jeff martin ? erica : i did not leave you for anyone else . jeff did not wreck our marriage . jack : you know , i was fine with you taking time to find yourself , but once i found out that you were sharing his bed , it was just -- erica : oh . and is n't it lucky that barbara decided to swoop in just when you needed comfort ? you cheated , too . jack : yeah , but you -- you know what , erica ? you started it . erica : oh , i see -- i was the first to hit the sheets ? ok , i 've had enough now . i 've had enough of this ugliness and enough of you . pam : what 'll it be ? barbara walters ? she 'll come on `` new beginnings `` to interview you two . an offer for a documentary . oh -- and did i mention our viewers are ecstatic ? and regis and kelly -- they want to launch a new book . erica : well , i -- i do n't -- we do n't have a book . pam : you can -- hyperion wants to publish `` love you / divorce me : the new millennium guide to divorce . `` tv tabloid , tabloid , tabloids -- i have 63 requests for clips . do you know how big this is -- you are ? man : sorry to interrupt , erica , but i 've got two people here eager for dish . erica : oh , yes , come in . man : well , you know tara kraft from `` star `` magazine ? erica : of course , i do . hi . jack : hi , tara . tara : hi . man : emily francis , `` c.w . morning news . `` emily : good morning . erica : yes , of course , hi . emily : incredible show , erica . erica : thank you . emily : i have to ask , is jack going to be a regular now ? tara : this was a huge , huge - selling issue , but this is even bigger . [ scene_break ] minister : if anybody here knows any reason why these two should n't be joined together , speak up . it 's now or never . [ kendall pants as she comes running back ] kendall : oh -- hi . hi . i 'm sorry . i -- i 'm pregnant , and so i have to go to the bathroom a lot , so that 's where i was , but i 'm back , so here i am . all right . i 'm sorry it took so long , honey . zach : where is she ? kendall : who ? what -- zach : greenlee -- is she hogtied in the back of your car ? [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] greenlee : damn you , kendall , open the door ! unlock this door ! let me out of here ! [ scene_break ] ryan : there we go . oh , perfect , perfect . kendall : good boy . ryan : absolutely perfect . way to go , spike man . give me a kiss , give me a kiss -- i got you . thank you very much . kendall : uh - huh . good boy . ryan : way to go . minister : ryan , take the ring , place it on annie 's finger , and repeat after me . i give you this ring as a token and pledge of my constant faith and abiding love . ryan : i give you this ring as a token and pledge of my constant faith and my abiding love . minister : annie , take this ring , place it on ryan 's finger , and repeat after me . i give you this ring as a token and pledge of my constant faith and abiding love . annie : i give you this ring as a token and pledge of my constant faith and abiding love . [ scene_break ] pam : if you want to give the people a more serious , public service approach , dr. phyllis thinks she can heal this marriage . erica : we do n't have a marriage , we have a divorce . pam : i love this . it 's already online . sherry eaton -- erica : oh , that filth blogger . pam : that powerful , popular blog goddess has christened you `` america 's new luvorce couple . `` love plus divorce -- `` luvorce . `` erica : america liked this ? pam : continue your luvorce every show for months , and our competition will suck our ratings ' dust . jack : i 'm game . erica : you would sign on for additional appearances ? why , jack ? what 's in it for you ? jack : well , you know , like you , i want america to enjoy the -- the satisfaction of an amicable split . erica : who do you think you 're kidding ? jack : no one . erica : you 're up to something -- what ? jack : if you want to find that out , you 're going to have to put us on the air , and then stay tuned . [ scene_break ] minister : ryan and annie , insomuch as the two of you have agreed to live with each other in matrimony , have promised your love for each other by these vows , the giving of these rings , and the joining of your hands , i now declare you to be husband and wife -- and daughter and son -- [ laughter ] minister : and you , sir , may kiss the bride . ryan : excuse me . [ laughter ] [ `` wedding march `` plays ] [ cheers ] emma : yay , mommy ! jonathan : yay , mommy ! whoo ! di : oh ! ryan : thanks , guys . you 're so good . [ zach sighs ] zach : the playhouse -- perfect for fun and games . kendall : oh , my god . oh , no ! no ! [ zach groans ] zach : ay - yi - yi . kendall : how the hell did she get out ? zach : i do n't know -- maybe the three little bears came home . kendall : it 's not funny , honey , it 's not funny . she 's crazy . she could do anything . [ scene_break ] ryan : hold on , hold on , i want to make a toast . i want to make a toast ! a toast , a toast -- to my magical wife , and chapter after chapter after chapter after chapter after chapter of our life together . cheers ! all : cheers ! aidan : congratulations . ryan : cheers . [ next_on ] tad ( to joe ) : i do n't want that criminal on the loose when my daughter gets out of here . babe : you lost everything , adam . you know what that makes you -- a loser . zach ( to kendall ) : greenlee got the message and she left . kendall : you are so very wrong . ryan : we just got married . officer : we have a warrant for your arrest .
`` the wedding `` -- everyone gathers for the wedding of ryan and annie . kendall keeps a close eye out for greenlee , who threatens to ruin this happy day for ryan . greenlee gets there just as the wedding begins . she starts to run toward the wedding party , but kendall spies her and takes off after her . kendall traps her inside a playhouse and tries to make greenlee see how much annie and ryan love each other . greenlee believes that she is the only woman for ryan . annie and ryan recite beautiful wedding vows to each other . jack and erica , on the set of `` new beginnings , `` reminisce about the good times they had when they were married . lily has bought a new dress to attend ryan and annie 's wedding , but she does n't really want to go because jonathan will be there . lily and ava decide to change places and ava will attend the wedding in lily 's place . ava asks lily to give her some pointers on how to sound and act like lily .
ryan : i was n't there when you lost our baby , and i should have been there . if i could go lost , it 's -- it 's too much . and going back there now , it 's still too much . ryan : yeah , i -- i did n't mean to stir all that up again . greenlee : it always happens , though , does n't it ? whenever i 'm with you , i always feel -- too much . sorry . i do n't even know why i just said that . ryan : it 's ok . greenlee : i just , you know , needed to be honest , i guess . ryan : greenlee -- i feel the same way whenever i 'm with you . [ scene_break ] madison : ryan is a good man . i wo n't be part of anything that hurts him . david : this is n't about hurting ryan , it 's about helping you . your freedom , your future . you make the right choice , the sky 's the limit . you make the wrong choice -- madison : you try to rip my life apart ? but you 're assuming that i have something to hide . something that would actually land me behind bars . david : yeah , i 'm pretty sure murder would do that . madison : you want to dig ? go ahead . david : are you testing me , madison ? turning me down ? madison : my father abused me . my husband abused me . i can take whatever you throw at me . [ phone rings ] david : what 's up ? liza : well , i just found out another very interesting fact about madison north . david : i 'm all ears . [ scene_break ] krystal : marissa ? honey , what 's wrong ? what ? what happened ? [ sighs ] tad : that the pizza guy ? krystal : no , it 's marissa . tad : oh , good , you 're just in time for dinner . what happened , honey ? marissa : he slept with annie . j.r. slept with annie . [ scene_break ] annie : you drugged me ? who the hell do you think you are ? you lure me to a hotel , you lie to me , you knock me out ? you could have killed me ! j.r. : my marriage is over . annie : boo flipping hoo . j.r. : all i wanted was you out of my father 's life . and now , i 've lost my father and my wife . annie : what are you doing ? j.r. : my god . i hate you . annie : get -- [ gasps ] get your hands off me . j.r. : how do you like it , annie ? you see , this is where you 've had me for weeks -- up against the wall , threatening to tell marissa . annie : so what ? so you caved ? did you get big tears in your eyes ? did you beg forgiveness ? j.r. : you disgust me . no . it had to be done . i was n't going to let it come from your mouth . annie : i know how to keep my mouth shut , as long as i get what i want . so , now that marissa 's gone -- j.r. : oh , you got to be kidding me . annie : mm - hmm , you want me still . j.r. : oh , like hell . annie : see , there -- that -- that look -- that 's the same look that you gave me in the hotel room . j.r. : oh , the one before i drugged you ? annie : exactly . see , that 's what 's so hot about us , j.r . i never know whether you want to kill me or make love to me . j.r. : oh , you 're so sick . annie : no , i 'm honest . it 's about time you be honest , too . there 's something between us , j.r. , something i have never felt , and something you have never felt . it is beyond our control . all we have to do is give in . j.r. : you know , you must be out of your pretty little head if you think i 'd ever touch you again . [ scene_break ] marissa : how many times did i walk in on him and annie and feel some weird vibe ? j.r. would just explain it away . and he said that he hated her . and when adam left , he wanted to throw her out . i insisted she stay . i defended her . oh , my god ! i wanted us to be friends ! i mean , i told her i wanted us to be like sisters . my god , she must have been laughing . krystal : do not beat yourself up for being a decent person . marissa : decent ? i was stupid . and you know what kills me is a.j . i mean , he just got his father home from almost dying . his grandfather 's gone , and now i 'm gone . krystal : all right , look , you are going to see plenty of a.j . right here . tad : sure . i mean , you can stay in my room . marissa : thank you . krystal : i 'm so sorry . [ knock on door ] krystal : i 'm so sorry . [ tad sighs ] scott : hey . is marissa -- thank you . i wanted to make sure you were ok . marissa : am i ok ? you lied to my face . [ scene_break ] david : it 's very bold of you to turn me down so quickly . it does n't take a world - renowned cardiologist to put all the dots together . i mean , after all , your husband did die in an `` accident , `` right ? madison : in washington , d.c . i was here . and this investigation 's been closed for a long time . david : so you 're pretty confident no one can place you in washington the day of the murder , is that it ? madison : well , i suppose you could always pay someone to lie for you , like you did to get greenlee 's death certificate . david : no payoff necessary . jesse hubbard will make sure the witness is legitimate . now , he was part of the investigation , was n't he ? madison : i guess . david : well , then i guess all i have to do is talk to him . madison : you 're wasting your time . david : that might be true . but then again , if i start asking a lot of pesky questions , and start getting answers to those questions -- this is your last chance , madison . do n't be a fool . this is your life we 're talking about here . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'll admit , this -- the possibility that you 're pregnant with david 's child -- greenlee : you hate it . you accused me of marrying david because i was afraid of you . is that what you think now ? i get pregnant with david 's child , because i 'm scared of you ? it 's just another way to punish you ? push you away , hurt you ? ryan : i know what it would mean to you to be able to carry this baby to term . i know you would n't use that . you 've already lost -- so much . if you are pregnant , i do n't give a damn who the father is . i wish you could carry the baby to term . you deserve that kind of happiness . greenlee : it 's probably just a bug . i should n't have said anything . ryan : no , i 'm glad you did . i am . look , we agreed to live separate lives , but it does n't mean that we just completely ignore our history . you know , and what we mean to each other . just -- just tell me what i can do . greenlee : can we just not talk about this anymore ? ryan : we need to talk about it . we have to talk about it , greenlee . we got to figure out a way that we can be around each other -- that does n't destroy us . [ scene_break ] annie : you really thought telling marissa the truth would make things better ? really ? how stupid are you ? i mean , even saint marissa would go ballistic , finding out husband dearest has been boffing his hot stepmom . j.r. : you shut the hell up . annie : hey , i 'm just stating the facts . oh , yeah -- i restocked the bar . mmm . a drink would be so good right now , would n't it ? oof . yeah . but you would n't do that . i mean , you have way too much to live for . huh . now that marissa 's gone , you do n't really have that much to live for , do you ? oh , hey , you have a.j . j.r. : you 're a bitch . annie : yeah , and you want me , and you hate it . j.r. : no , i hate you ! i told marissa sleeping with you was a mistake . it was an accident , because i was just trying to prove to my father that you ca n't be trusted . the truth was , i wanted you . annie : so you lied ? even about telling the truth ? j.r. : no , i was too ashamed to hurt my wife over trash like you ! you greedy , manipulating -- i ca n't even believe i touched you . annie : huh , because i was fun ? j.r. : now , marissa never thought of herself . you know , she never played games to try to get what she thought that she deserved . she just loved . and i killed it . i lost her . [ scene_break ] scott : i 'm sorry . marissa : sorry ? sorry ? i came to you as a friend . as the one person who i knew would not lie to me , and you -- you lied . scott : sweetie , i did n't want to hurt you . marissa : you -- you protected j.r. and annie . you covered for them . scott : i know . i mean , you are the one person in all of this who does n't deserve to get hurt . marissa : oh , what , because i 'm so great ? scott : yes . i want to help you , marissa , in any way that i can . marissa : well , you can leave then . get the hell out . [ scene_break ] david : now , it 's not like i 'm asking you to seduce a troll . apparently , for whatever reason , women find ryan attractive . you like the man , right ? you get along . so just think of this as the next step in your relationship . and who knows ? you and ryan might fall in love someday . hey , you can name your first kid after me . madison : love ? is that what you and greenlee have ? because i can not imagine any woman , especially a woman as strong as greenlee , being able to stomach , let alone love , someone as possessive and paranoid as you are . david : this is about saving my marriage . madison : well , if you have to go to this kind of extreme , it 's not going to work . david : great . words of advice from the woman whose idea of ending her marriage is to kill her husband . madison : you play this dark , scary , all - powerful master of the universe , but you know what ? i think the truth is that you 're just a frightened , jealous little man who knows that he does n't have what it takes to hang onto his wife . david : you might want to lose the attitude , sweetheart . madison : or what ? you really want to threaten a woman that you believe is capable of cold - blooded murder ? david : you have 24 hours . [ scene_break ] ryan : so you think you 're ready for something a little stronger than just water ? greenlee : you know , i think we just do our business deal and head back to pine valley . and when we see each other , we smile , we nod , and we move on . ryan : yeah . well , that might work for some people , but -- have you ever noticed how we 're right there for each other when we 're really needed ? greenlee : unless one of us runs away . ryan : yeah , we 've run . but we always come back . one of us is in a tough spot and the other one 's right there . do you remember when i found out that that bastard that raised me was actually my father ? remember how much rage and anger and hate there was in me and -- it did n't faze you at all , did it ? you just stuck right by me . you made me -- you made me realize that i was n't like him . i was n't like him or my older brother . and if you had n't been there , i honestly think things would be very , very different . greenlee : all i did was remind you what a good man you are . after leo died , when i was ready to take off my ring , it was one of the hardest things i 've ever had to do . and you made me realize that i did n't die with him . besides , who else would marry someone just to make sure she stays part of her own company ? ryan : yeah , well , you know , you can be kind of irresistible . i mean , you know , in a completely platonic kind of way . ryan : [ laughs ] you see , we 've been friends for such a long time . we were friends before we were in love , before we were married . i guess we have a connection . and yes , a lot has changed . a lot has happened . we 've changed . but the connection is still there , greenlee . and i guess we could , you know , ignore it and pass each other on the street like polite strangers . or we could try to find a way to honor it . to accept that we 're part of each other and that we always will be . greenlee : can you do that ? ryan : i think i already have . can you ? [ scene_break ] annie : so ? what happens now ? j.r. : oh , always worried about yourself . where you 're going to land . well , do n't worry . i 'll make sure you get exactly what you deserve . annie : go ahead . just try to make my life a living hell . i am warning you , i will do whatever it takes to protect myself . j.r. : yeah , well , you just make sure you do it far away from here ! a.j . : daddy -- i miss mommy marissa . j.r. : so do i . so do i , pal . [ scene_break ] krystal : damn that j.r . i know how much you love him . marissa : no . krystal : and he loves you , too . marissa : no . krystal : no , listen , i am not making excuses for him . but j.r. is just -- he 's the kind of guy that just ca n't seem to handle having love , accepting happiness . i mean , just when he finds himself on top of the world , he manages to throw himself into orbit . and somebody gets hurt . this time , it 's you . and that little boy . marissa : oh , god , i hate what this is doing to a.j . it just makes me want to scream . krystal : no , you know what ? no , you have devoted everything you are to a.j . and to j.r . i mean , come on . you were the one who got him through his cancer . marissa : oh , yeah . well , we have annie to thank for that . krystal : no . no . you . you and a.j . were the reason j.r. wanted to live . honey , you put everything on hold to help get that man back up on his feet . krystal : [ sighs ] you know what ? i think it 's time you started loving yourself just as much . sweetie , you are so beautiful , and you are smart and talented . if you move forward with your law career , i 'm telling you , you are going to be a force . marissa : no , i ca n't think much past getting up in the morning . [ krystal sighs ] marissa : god , i remember when my future was j.r . the family we wanted , the life . i hate what he 's done , but i still love him . [ scene_break ] madison : i need to get out of town . randi : now ? madison : yeah . randi : greenlee 's out of the country . you 're her go - to person . you ca n't just get up and go on vacation . madison : look , i need you to cover for me . ok , these are pre - orders and some distribution contracts . they need greenlee 's signature . randi : i work for erica , in case you forgot , so the answer is no . madison : randi , please . i do n't know how long i 'm going to be gone , and i do n't want to leave greenlee in the lurch here . randi : then do n't go . madison : i do n't have a choice . randi : what 's going on ? madison : it 's personal . all right , randi ? just , please , tell me you 'll do this for me . randi : give me one good reason why i should put myself on the line to cover for you . madison : because leaving is the only way that i can protect you and your family . [ scene_break ] greenlee : cracker ? [ chuckles ] um , this proves one thing . ryan : what 's that ? i 'm hungry ? greenlee : mm - hmm . since i 've come back -- you know , since i 've been back , sometimes , you 've been acting like a grown - up , and i 've been acting like a child . ryan : except maybe when i kidnapped you . greenlee : well , it was a very adult kidnapping , though . you were rational and reasonable . you just wanted me to listen , and i was free to go . ryan : and do n't forget the cupcake . greenlee : mmm . the cupcake was very good . thank you . ryan : for what ? greenlee : for making me realize it was time to grow up . take a breath . do what i need to do . and that includes kendall . i mean , i 'm still furious , but after i had time to cool down , i realize you 're right . she did n't deliberately try to kill me . and i can deal with this . pregnant or not pregnant , i can handle it . ryan : of course , you can . [ greenlee sighs ] ryan : you ok ? greenlee : actually , i feel a lot better . i 'm probably not pregnant at all . it 's probably just my imagination . you know how it can run amok . ryan : yes , i do . i know very well how your mind works . david : come on , greenlee . pick up the damn phone . [ phone vibrates ] greenlee : it 's david . i want to be grown - up , but right now , i ca n't talk to david . not yet . david : look , just call me when you get this , all right ? i 'm starting to get worried . [ doorbell rings ] liza : good news . i have got the final docs for you right here , signed , sealed , and delivered . congratulations . you are now pine valley hospital 's largest shareholder . david : that 's good . liza : i expected a little more enthusiasm than that . does it have something to do with madison north just flying by me there at 80 miles an hour ? david : we had a meeting . liza : `` meeting `` ? uh , do i even want to know what you are doing with the information that i gave you ? david : nope , you do n't . liza : i thought you 'd have your hands full with your new wife . any updates from rio ? david : i 'm on my way there now . liza : really ? what -- what changed your mind ? david : well , their meeting -- it ca n't take much longer , so i thought i 'd go down and enjoy brazil with my wife . liza : `` their `` meeting , as in `` they `` ? what -- david : greenlee went with ryan . liza : really ? ryan and greenlee are in rio ? and how did you let that happen ? david : it 's perfectly innocent , liza . liza : mm - hmm . david : strictly business . liza : right , which is why you 're racing down there ? david : no . when i spoke to greenlee earlier , she did n't sound like herself . and now she 's not picking up . something is going on down there , and i 'm going to find out what the hell it is . [ scene_break ] ryan : [ speaking portuguese ] sim absolutamente . antecipamolo . tchau . greenlee : is that language you were mangling portuguese ? ryan : actually , there may have been some italian in there , but yes , the meeting is on . greenlee : well -- or was that solana telling us to take a flying leap ? i mean , you would know the difference , right ? ryan : that 's very , very , very , very funny . now why do n't you let me handle the meeting , ok ? you stay here . rest , take care of yourself . greenlee : i came here to negotiate . there 's no way i 'm going to sit in a hotel room while you have all the fun . [ ryan sighs ] greenlee : wow . you caved so easily . ryan : well , i may not be bilingual , but you do n't understand `` no `` in any language . [ scene_break ] liza : there 's only two outcomes here , david . you know that , right ? you 're either going to show up there and you 're going to find out that nothing 's going on between ryan and greenlee , and you are going to look like an obsessive , possessive jerk . or you 're going to find out that something is going on between them , and you 're going to end up killing ryan . and then i 'm going to have to defend you all over again . and not even my brilliant self could get you off this time . besides that , i mean , thanks to you , i 've got no room in my schedule to take on a loser jealous husband murder case . david : ok , i have every reason to suspect ryan 's motives . liza : ok . all right , listen . i got a little idea , ok ? why do n't you play `` the girl from ipanema `` and dance the bossa nova and pretend that you went ? and then when greenlee comes home , give her a big hug and tell her that you missed her . marriage saved . [ phone rings ] liza : i 'll send you my bill . extra $ 500 for marriage counseling . [ zips briefcase closed ] liza : liza colby . yeah . no , i can fit you in my schedule . b.j . 's will work . i 'll see you there . that was your daughter . david : why does she want to meet with you ? liza : i do n't know . i 'm going to go find out , though . david : well , i 'm coming with you . [ scene_break ] randi : i mean , what could possibly be so horrible that you feel you 'd need to leave to protect us ? madison : david hayward knows -- well , he does n't know , but he 's pretty sure that i killed henry . and if he pushes this -- if they reopen this investigation , even if i wanted to , i could n't go down with this by myself . i was back in pine valley when you and jesse were pushing henry 's car over that cliff . i mean , they 're going to know that other people were involved . randi : no , no ! this can not be happening . this is supposed to be behind us ! what did you do , madison ? why is david all over this ? madison : what matters is that he wo n't find out . i wo n't let him hurt your family . you do n't trust me . i get that . but i got to get out of town . i got to get somewhere where david is never going to find me . time will pass . he 'll forget about this . randi : running is the absolute worst thing that you could do . [ scene_break ] marissa : what are you doing here ? david : look , i hope you do n't mind . i was with liza when you called . liza : yeah . have you ever tried saying `` no `` to your father ? david : all right , look , i promise i 'm not going to interfere , ok ? i was just hoping that after you conclude your business with liza , that i -- i might be able to persuade you to come have dinner with me . unless you have to get back to j.r . marissa : i was hoping that i could get my old job back . liza : well , of course . i mean , i could certainly use the help . but i thought you had a full load of courses . with j.r. and a.j . marissa : um -- i left j.r . david : why ? what happened ? marissa : he cheated on me , with annie . david : that son of a bitch . liza : i ca n't believe that annie -- so she slept with j.r. and scott ? marissa : no , just j.r. scott lied to protect him . david : i 'm going to kill him . marissa : no , david , do n't . you 'll just make things worse . please . david -- oh -- david , do n't ! [ scene_break ] tad : what the hell were you thinking ? you just survived cancer . you get your life back . have a chance to make it all over again with marissa , with a.j . , and this is the best you can do ? you sleep with annie ? j.r. : the look on marissa 's face -- and a.j . -- he does n't understand why marissa 's not going to be around to tuck him in . can you actually believe that i thought deep down that when i told marissa , that she would forgive me ? she would be angry with me , but she would forgive me ? tad : j.r. , marissa 's a lot of things . she 's -- she 's -- you know , she 's a saint . she 's an angel . but the fact is that even angels can only take so much . j.r. : yeah , well , she 's too good for me . you know my track record . i would end up hurting her sooner or later . she deserves better . tad : do n't you say that . do n't you ever say that . j.r. : then tell me -- how the hell am i supposed to manage my life without her ? [ scene_break ] annie : your office said you would be here . liza : ok , note to self -- tell them to stop broadcasting my whereabouts . annie : i need your help . liza : of course , you do , but i work for adam now , so i ca n't help you . annie : all right , your advice then ? liza : i would have advised you not to sleep with j.r. , for starters . annie : you know ? oh , great . that 's great . now everybody in this town 's going to know , and i 'll be made out to be the bad guy , again . liza : you slept with your stepson . your married stepson . annie : he seduced me . liza : yeah , listen , as fascinating as all this is , i 'm pretty much out of advice , so -- annie : i accept . liza : what do you accept ? annie : adam 's terms for the divorce . liza : oh -- annie : j.r. 's going to be making my life a living hell , and i 'm going to need money to get a new place and survive , so call adam and tell him i accept . liza : no , it 's too late . annie : what do you mean , it 's too late ? i 'm here . i 'm -- i 'm ready to sign . what 's the problem ? liza : you waited too long . adam 's taken the offer off the table . [ scene_break ] greenlee : [ laughs ] how much fun was that ? ryan : you were uma estrela , menina bela . parabens . greenlee : parabens back to you . ryan : thank you very much . greenlee : uh - huh . ryan : thank you , thank you . i 'm just glad that you got the rights to your packaging back . greenlee : yes ! fusion natural 's back on track . game on , erica . we should celebrate . champagne ? maybe not . ryan : got another idea . i mean , you said we bought it , right , because you did n't want to wait ? are you ready to find out ? [ scene_break ] randi : you think that if you just vanish , david is going to move on to wrecking other people 's lives ? all you 're going to do is piss him off . he will be out for blood , and he will keep digging until he gets what he needs to make you bleed . and when he does and when you go down -- madison : does he really hate your family that much ? randi : angie and jesse have busted his craziness more than once . he would love nothing more than to see jesse in jail and angie gone from the hospital for good . madison : i ca n't let that happen . randi : i do n't think that you can stop it . madison : there is a way . randi : go ahead . madison : do n't worry . just know that we do n't have to involve angie or jesse in this , all right ? randi : madison , you ca n't take on david alone . madison : i know you 've never had any reason to believe anything that i say , but i promise , i 'll make this go away . [ scene_break ] annie : no , no , no -- i need this settlement . liza : mm - hmm . annie : you have to call adam and tell him that i accept . liza : you had your chance . when you did n't respond to adam , he assumed that you wanted to contest it in court . annie : but i -- i do n't . liza : i would suggest that you lawyer up . i 'll see you in court . annie : oh , my god . excuse me , can i have a martini , please ? a really , really strong , strong , strong , strong martini . oh , my god . scott : hi . drinking alone ? annie : what ? what , what , what do you want ? are you here to yell at me and then make me feel like a horrible human being like everybody else ? scott : i think that 's all been covered . [ annie sighs ] scott : what 's the plan , annie ? annie : the plan ? the plan was to accept adam 's divorce settlement . now it 's too late . i waited too long , and i have to go to court . scott : ouch . annie : this is so unfair . i mean , i fought -- i have fought so hard to be part of adam 's life and part of this family , and now -- scott : sleeping with his son kind of limited your options . annie : that 's not fair . i have done so much for that family , and i make one mistake , and i 'm considered trash . oh , god . scott : ok , instead of feeling sorry for yourself -- look at me -- think about what you 've done to marissa , huh ? and a.j . she defended you . she wanted to be your friend . annie : and i -- slept with her husband . [ sighs ] [ scott sighs ] annie : marissa , i just want you to know i am really sorr -- [ annie gasps as marissa throws a cold drink in her face ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : what do you want ? son of a -- [ david punches j.r . ] tad : just what we need -- the voice of calm and reason ! david : yeah ! exactly right ! and i 'm just getting started . this bastard broke marissa 's heart , just like he did babe 's ! j.r. : get out . david : you were almost dying . marissa stood by your side . she was an amazing mother to your son . she was an amazing wife , and this is how you treat her ? by having sex with stepmom ? tad : that 's enough . that 's enough . david : no . you go rot in hell . and i 'm going to do everything in my power to get you there ! tad : he should rot in hell ? he should rot in hell ? you slept with my wife ! you ripped up my family . now you 're going to tear him a new one ? david : oh , wait , wait -- you 're kidding , right ? you 're going to defend him ? you know that marissa does n't deserve this ! you 've got to know that ! tad : marissa ? marissa who ? what , your daughter ? you mean the one you spent the entire last year ignoring ? that marissa ? you think because you tear in here , your fists are flying , because you want to protect her , that makes you a good father ? hayward , you 're a joke . it 's time for you to leave . david : you stay the hell away from my daughter . you stay the hell away from her ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : actually , i wo n't be needing that anymore . i feel great . fine , actually . completely back to normal . obviously , it was a false alarm . ryan : are you sure ? i mean , it ca n't hurt just to -- greenlee : i 'm just good as new . better , even . we should pack and go home . wo n't need this . [ drops the pregnancy test into her purse ] [ scene_break ] tad : [ laughs ] you sure know how to screw up . i got to tell you . i should know . i 've been there . whether or not marissa comes back to you , you got a son who needs you . right ? j.r. : you think i 'm going to start drinking again ? tad : well , let 's just say i know how important a.j . is to you . j.r. : i lost my father . i 've lost my wife . i 'm not going to lose myself . i love my son , and i 'm going to be the best father i can be . that 's a promise . [ scene_break ] annie : i totally deserved that . ahem . wait -- wait , marissa , i am -- i really want to apologize . marissa : really ? annie : you 've been so kind to me , and you let us stay in the mansion . emma and i would have been on the street if it were n't for you . marissa : yeah , and you ended up in bed with my husband . annie : i -- i really never meant to hurt you . marissa : well , what did you mean to do , annie ? did you mean to rip apart a family ? did you mean to bring us all to tears ? did you -- did you mean to sink even lower than you already have ? [ scott sighs ] annie : oh , i thought apologies were supposed to make you feel better . scott : no . no , annie , you do n't apologize to feel better . you apologize so the other person does n't feel quite so bad . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'll do it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know , thank you for your concern , but it was probably just a scare . actually , i 'm sure of it . ryan : well , as long as you 're sure . greenlee : thank you . you know , for everything . you were right . the only way to move forward is to acknowledge what we had , not ignore it -- go from there . ryan : i better finish packing . greenlee : ryan -- if you ever -- if you need something someday -- someone to talk to -- i hope i can be there for you like you were for me . ryan : all i did was supply the crackers . [ greenlee gives ryan a kiss on the cheek ] greenlee : thank you . [ door opens and closes ]
in rio , ryan and greenlee discuss the effects that losing their baby had on them . at wildwind , madison refuses to hurt ryan by going along with david 's manipulating plan . liza calls david about madison . marissa comes to bear her burdens on tad and krystal and let them know that j.r. slept with annie . at the chandler mansion , annie blasts j.r. for drugging her and leaving her in the hotel room . j.r. tells her he hates her and will never touch her again . scott offers his apologies to marissa for what happened between j.r. and annie . marissa throws scott out of tad 's home , blaming him for lying to her about j.r. 's and annie involvement . tad goes to see j.r. and confront him about sleeping with annie . at fusion , madison asks randi to cover for her while she gets out of town . randi talks madison out of leaving town and wants to know what is going on . madison reveals everything to randi about david knowing that she killed henry .
tad : so you think kathy and jenny have taken over the kitchen in there ? cara : huh ? what ? tad : i already called -- the hospital . jake is fine . the concussion was mild . he 'll be going home tomorrow . cara : yeah . i 'm the reason that he 's in there . i just want to make sure he 's ok , that 's all . tad : you 've already been there one time too many , and amanda 's with him . i 'm sure she 's taking very good care of him . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey . how do you feel ? you ok ? [ jake remembers ] cara : oh , my god . really ? jake : what 's going on ? oh . cara : come on ! jake : just get in here and join me . cara : we got to go ! hey ! it 's our wedding day , baby . come on . jake : hey , it 's our wedding day . all right . ok . i 'm good . tad : just do me a favor and promise to get some real rings . uh , i guess by the power vested in me by the world wide web , i now pronounce you man and wife . oh , yes . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey , what 's this ? j.r. : breakfast . i hope you slept well ? i was also hoping that you might want to get a bite to eat this morning . marissa : actually , i need to talk to you about something . j.r. : sure . would you like a croissant first ? marissa : oh , you 're good . j.r. : just `` good ? `` [ doorbell rings ] j.r. : talk to me . maya : bianca montgomery here for ms. chandler . bianca : sorry . i 'm interrupting . marissa : oh , no , that 's ok . what is it ? what 's wrong ? bianca : i have a situation , and i need backup . [ scene_break ] ricky : i just want to confirm the food order . yes , i know it 's a lot of food , but we 're gon na be at sea for a long time . we 're looking forward to spending a lot of time together alone . yes , it is very romantic . now all i need is the girl . [ scene_break ] kendall : has it been 20 minutes yet ? griffin : yeah -- plus 9 hours . kendall : what ? i slept all night ? no . i said 20 minutes . griffin : you clearly needed the sleep . kendall : no , not 9 hours . why did n't you wake me when i asked you to wake me ? griffin : the truth ? kendall : yeah . griffin : i did n't want you to go . ricky 's getting more and more aggressive . if you had shown up last night , there 's a good chance he would 've gone to your house . kendall : no , i can handle ricky . griffin : he had you on his bed last night , ok ? if i had n't cracked that vase in the hallway -- kendall : griffin , i would 've figured a way out of it . griffin : you 're welcome . you should have some breakfast . kendall : no , no , i should go . griffin : no , you need to eat . kendall : yeah , i know , but i feel like i 'm a mess here . i do n't want to eat in this . griffin : all right . i got it . put this on . kendall : what 's this ? all right . ok . all right , i will . smells clean , yeah . all right , turn around . griffin : kendall , come on . i 'm a doctor . kendall : turn around ! griffin : ok . kendall : so this breakfast that we 're having here , what is it ? is it honey- covered ants with , i do n't know , almond milk and weeds ? griffin : can you keep a secret ? kendall : sure . griffin : i love sugary cereal when i 'm in civilization . kendall : ok . griffin : ta - da . kendall : ta - da . this is very creative , in a rustic sort of way . do you like my shirt ? griffin : yeah . it 's a nice color on you . kendall : thank you . ok , let 's see what 's going on there . mmm . looks tasty . hmm - hmm - hmm . what 's that ? i saw something . give me that ! give it to me ! i love these ! i love these ! this is like a little toy . i loved these as a kid . griffin : aw . keep it . it 's good luck . kendall : i could use all the good luck i can get . [ doorknob turns ] [ scene_break ] marissa : thanks . what 's going on ? bianca : fallout from what happened to miranda and a.j . at that birthday party . marissa : oh , no . is miranda still upset ? bianca : not as upset as i am . i called the principal . i told her what happened -- this girl was making fun of miranda for having a gay mom . marissa : and ? bianca : and she told me that there 's nothing she can do because it all happened off of school property . yeah . so i called amber 's mom . she agreed to meet . marissa : good for you . bianca : i thought it was a good idea at the time , but now i just -- i 'm not sure anymore . it seems to me her daughter is only repeating what she 's heard at home . marissa : oh . and you 're worried she 'll pick a fight , huh ? bianca : i 'm worried if she does , i 'll take her head off . marissa : then i guess it 's a good idea i 'm gon na come with you . [ scene_break ] kathy : daddy , can we have pizza and movie night tonight ? tad : [ french accent ] yeah . you see , this is a case of smart , this here . i think this sounds like a fabulous plan , except you would have to wait until i get home from my case . yeah ? kathy : ok . tad : [ normal voice ] ok . do n't break anything . kathy : we wo n't . cara : what case is that ? hold on a second . what case ? tad : just a little security job i picked up . you 're not gon na finish that , are you ? cara : no . if you want the muffin , you 're gon na have to tell me the truth . tad : it 's at the clinic . cara : the clinic that just hired me , `` the clinic ? `` tad : mm - hmm . cara : ok , so let me get this straight . was this some kind of tradeoff thing ? you help them , then they hire me ? tad : it was n't like that at all . cara : really ? because i know they 're short on supplies , they 're short on staff . the space is so small , i had to call a d.w.b . friend to ship in a tent . but they got enough money to pay you ? is that what you 're saying ? tad : all right . ok , i admit it . there was a little bartering that went on , ok , but i love what i do , you love what you do . i figure if me doing what i love allows you to do what you love , it 's a win - win situation . and the fact that i know you 're safe , it 's just a bonus . cara : you are so generous . tad : you want the muffin , right ? cara : no . stop it . give me your hand for a second and -- would you take the compliment , please ? take the compliment . tad : not while jake 's in the hospital . cara : because of me . hello ? tad : it was n't because of you , it was because of me , because of something i did before that . jake and i got into a fight . it was pretty heated , and i 'm sure that by the time this mackenzie 's father went after him , he was already locked and loaded . cara : what were you fighting about ? tad : it 's not that important . cara : oh , my -- were you fighting because of me ? [ scene_break ] amanda : can you hear me ? i 'll be right back , ok ? jake : hey . cara : hey . how are you , sexy ? jake : what 's all this ? cara : ok , here 's the deal . you can not look until i say you can . jake : is that right ? cara : yeah . promise ? jake : sure . cara : ok . jake : ahem . cara : ok . ready . yes . what do you think ? jake : girl , you trying to give me a heart attack ? cara : no , no ! this is -- a honeymoon . jake : is that right ? yeah ? you gon na wear that down the aisle ? cara : no , i 'm not gon na wear it down the aisle . no , it 's not gon na look good with the veil ! jake : you could wear a potato sack . all i know is i 'm marrying you today , and i just ca n't wait . cara : me , too . jake : my god , you 're beautiful . beautiful . ohh . [ woman 's footsteps ] jake : amanda ? amanda : who else ? jake : so what am i -- amanda : you got in a fight with the father of that sick girl . he punched you and you hit your head . jake : yes , i remember . amanda : i talked to your nurse , and your doctor 's gon na be here soon . so until then , you 've got me . so what do you need ? you hungry ? thirsty ? jake : it 's the morning ? what time is it ? amanda : yeah , it was a long night . that is from trevor . he 's with opal . jake : good . amanda : i would 've rather shared the bed with you , but we could make up for that when we get home . [ scene_break ] tad : i told jake that i thought it was a bad idea that he called you about mackenzie . cara : but i told him to call me about her . tad : it does n't matter . it 's still a bad idea . he knows what 's at stake -- namely your life -- and he knows you 're trying to move on . by doing something like that , all he does is muddy the waters a little . he just keeps reeling you back in , and i do n't think it 's fair . cara : and i appreciate that you look out for me the way you do , but i do n't want there to be tension between you two , ok ? it 's really important to me . tad : it 's not a big deal . three days ago , jake and i were fighting about who gets the honor of cleaning out our parents ' storage unit . cara : ok , but this is a little different . tad : ok , fine . will you look after the kids ? i got to get over to the chandlers , talk with marissa . it turns out our friendly neighborhood immigration agent turmbull wants to interview her again , and i want to give her a heads - up . cara : ok . i hope it did n't inconvenience her too much to be moving back in with her ex . tad : i do n't know how she feels about it , but her ex is positively thrilled . [ scene_break ] j.r. : wait . what about breakfast ? marissa : oh , i 'm so sorry . can you offer the leftovers to maya and the staff ? i 'll see you when i get home from work . j.r. : ok . marissa : i 'm sorry . it was really nice of you . [ scene_break ] ricky : captain , you come highly recommended by my friends in the casino business . captain : how may i be of service ? ricky : i 'm planning a pretty lengthy cruise , and i 'm looking for a captain who can sign on for the duration and who knows how to keep what he sees and hears to himself . captain : i am exceptionally discreet . ricky : excellent . oh , and one more thing . are you certified to perform a wedding ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so did you see anyone ? griffin : no . but there was a kid here the other day , a teenager . kendall : what ? why did n't you tell me ? griffin : because i was distracted trying to keep reverend ricky from mauling you . kendall : i have no intention of being mauled . griffin : look , now that we know that ricky 's preoccupied , why do n't i take you to bianca 's , huh ? you can see your two sons . [ door opens and two kids walk in ] [ scene_break ] cara : hi , girls . you ready to rock and roll or what ? jenny : can i have a pb & j to go ? cara : yes , yes . you know what ? that is your uncle jake 's favorite . did you know that ? jenny : can we get him one , too ? cara : yeah . i think that 's a lovely idea . would you like one ? kathy : no , thank you . cara : what ? ! come on ! you 're not gon na let us pig out by ourselves , are you ? like this ? [ snorts ] kathy : ha ha ha ha ! jenny : you 're funny . cara : oh , you guys are so cute . kathy : that 's why daddy smiles so much when he 's with you . come on ! [ scene_break ] griffin : you 're hurt . ok . mira . soy un medico , ok ? te puedo ayudar . boy : deja que el te ayudara . griffin : esta bien ? ok , get my medical bag . [ speaking spanish ] ok ? kendall : it 's ok . bien . bien . bueno . el es un medico fantastico . griffin : escuchala . ella es muy inteligente . kendall : he fixed my heart . corazon -- how do you say `` fixed ? `` griffin : i think they get the picture . kendall : he fixed my heart . we were in a crash , in an ambulance , and he saved my life . i almost died . i could have . griffin : kendall , kendall , i think you lost them . but it 's nice to hear that you think i 'm some kind of medical superhero . kendall : do n't get too full of yourself . [ scene_break ] bianca : does n't look like she 's here yet . marissa : right . if you need me , i 'll be behind the counter . bianca : if i get her in a headlock , you know what to do ? thanks for coming . it means a lot . marissa : ok . tami : bianca montgomery ? bianca : you must be tami ? tami : yes . bianca : thank you for coming . i really just wanted to discuss what happened with our children . tami : how did you have that kid , anyway ? bianca : uh , i 'm sorry ? tami : did you give guys a try for a while or -- bianca : i do n't really see how that 's relevant . tami : i 'm just saying you 're the one living like this . if your kid 's messed up , do n't blame my amber . blame yourself . [ scene_break ] a.j . : are you mad at me ? j.r. : why would i be mad at you ? ahem . here . come here . why do n't you tell me what 's going on ? a.j . : i pushed justin at amber 's birthday party . j.r. : i thought you told me that your fighting days were behind you . a.j . : amber was being really mean to miranda , so was justin . j.r. : why were they being mean to her ? a.j . : they called her mom a `` lezzy , `` so i pushed him . amber 's mom said i would be in trouble . am i ? j.r. : not a chance . you and miranda were born on the same day . you 're like birthday twins . that makes you more like family . you were standing up for her , because you know what it 's like when kids tease you about your parents . it makes you really special , you know that ? i tell you what . how about you fire up that dinosaur video game ? i 'll catch up with you and we can go a few rounds , huh ? a.j . : cool ! j.r. : all right . maya : your son 's lucky . you and his mom both go all out to be there for him . i 'm sorry . it 's none of my business . it 's just not all parents pull together like that . j.r. : no , it 's no problem . just speak your mind . tad : i 'm glad to hear it . the door was open . i just let myself in . i hope you do n't mind . maya : i 'm so sorry , mr. chandler . j.r. : no , no , do n't sweat it . this one is harmless . tad : so you say . i 'm actually here to see marissa . is she around ? j.r. : she took off , not that i had anything planned . tad : trouble already ? j.r. : no , no trouble . just that marissa 's pulled in so many directions , i have to fight just to get 10 minutes with her . tad : that could be a fringe benefit of blowing up your marriage . j.r. : oh , really ? how 's your marriage ? tad : never better . j.r. : really ? is that because you found love again , or the fact that immigration has n't figured out that the new mrs. tad martin is in it for a green card ? [ scene_break ] amanda : cara ? cara : oh . hey . what 's up ? amanda : hey , i just wanted to say thank you for calling when that jerk attacked jake . cara : i 'm just glad jake 's ok . amanda : do a lot of crazies in the hospital go around attacking people for no reason ? cara : it was n't exactly `` no reason , `` amanda . amanda : what do you mean ? cara : jake got in a fight because of me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so i 'm right . the whole marriage is n't real . tad : great berries . j.r. : why are you doing it ? it 's not like you ca n't get a date . tad : it 's a little harder than it used to be . but the fact is cara was in trouble , so i stepped up . j.r. : it does n't hurt that she 's easy on the eyes . tad : that 's got nothing to do with it . ok , she needed help , and i was there . because that 's what civilized people do -- they help each other . it does n't hurt that she 's fun to look at and smart . yeah , ok , fine . it 's nice to have her in the house . j.r. : and in your life ? tad : i 'm not falling for cara , ok ? it 's ridiculous . it 's ridiculous on so many levels . and if the thought even remotely crossed my mind , the one right after it would be -- i would n't want to talk about that , but the thought after that would be that i ca n't , because it makes no sense because she 's my brother 's ex . j.r. : yeah , as in `` ex . `` tad : j.r. , she only has to stay married to me until she 's legal . she 's gon na be out of the house the second she gets the chance . so being the intelligent person that i am , i choose not to get attached . j.r. : but it does n't mean you ca n't hope . look at me . i obliterated marissa 's heart , but i 'm gon na win her back . [ scene_break ] bianca : children are innocent . they 're not born sticking labels on people or calling people names . they learn that from their parents . tami : good parents teach their children to stand up for what they believe in . if they see something wrong , call it out . bianca : you obviously disapprove of me being gay . but that makes it all right for your child to attack mine ? tami : all amber did was speak the truth , calling you what you are . if more people were concerned with doing what 's right instead of this politically correct nonsense , this country would n't be going all to hell . bianca : i am a mother , just like you . tami : you are nothing like me . but you still think you should be able to marry your girlfriend over there . marissa : why should n't bianca be able to marry whoever she wants ? tami : great . tag - teamed by the lesbians . bianca : she is not a -- tami : if you ca n't live with people having a problem with it , then maybe you should go back into the closet . bianca : i 'm not going anywhere ! i 'll see you at pta ! marissa : i guess she wo n't be making the bake sale . bianca : why did you do that ? [ scene_break ] cara : mr. winslow saw me . he flipped out , and jake stood up for me . amanda : just like you knew he would . [ scene_break ] [ jake remembers ] cara 's voice : i was just thinking about the honeymoon . jake : does n't mean it 's not gon na happen . cara : how -- how did you do this ? jake : you said today was the day that we were gon na get married , and that 's not gon na change . cara : so between the punctured lung and the broken leg , you -- jake : i even talked to the chopper pilot and just made him delay it a little bit so the chaplain could marry us . cara : really ? jake : really . and if you do n't mind , sit right here . i just want to say that you have taught me how to find something special in every little thing . even if we 're a million miles from nowhere , and we do n't even have a half - star hotel or a fancy flower shop -- the boys helped me with these . in fact , i could take one of these flowers , and i could give it to you , and you could put it in your hair , and i could take you to the mess hall , and that place would finally smell good for once in its life . and the green beans would taste good , as well . huh . and you have the ability to make scrubs look like -- a ball gown . so you just find beauty and love in everything . and i found you , so let 's just make it official . cara : of course . jake : maybe we should make an annual event out of this thing . what do you say ? amanda : ha ha ha ! jake : what , is that funny ? amanda : i would marry you every day if i could . oh , jake , look around . this wedding -- it 's perfect . i do n't think we could top it . honestly , i would n't want to . [ cheers and applause ] [ scene_break ] amanda : you 're not here to check on a patient , are you ? you 're here to see jake . what the hell are you doing ? you trying to destroy my husband ? [ scene_break ] kendall : these boys -- you could 've just told them to get lost . griffin : they needed my help . kendall : you could 've told me to get lost , too . you could 've just laid low and taken care of yourself , but you did n't . you risked everything . you came out of hiding and you put yourself in the way of serious problems , problems that could ruin your life . why would you do that ? griffin : i do n't know . maybe i got kind of attached . boy : comida -- griffin : gracias . boy : por ayudar a mi compadre . griffin : [ speaking spanish ] muchas gracias . kendall : what is this ? oh , my gosh , yes . griffin : ohh . take a whiff of that . that 's out of control . kendall : yeah , it is . that cereal is completely soggy , and that 's not good . this -- i am so hungry . oh , i am going to go to town . oh , my god . ohh ! griffin : nice . boy : su mujer come bien . y es muy linda . griffin : ella no es mi mujer . boy : porque no ? esta muy caliente . griffin : ha ha ha ha ! kendall : `` caliente ? `` that means `` hot , `` right ? griffin : si . muy caliente . boy : y no es su mujer ? usted esta loco . kendall : `` loco ? `` `` loco `` means `` crazy , `` right ? who 's loco ? griffin : i 'm loco for tamales . kendall : oh - ho - ho . me , too . i am very crazy loco for tamales . i 'm loco for tamales , yes . griffin : como se llama ? boy : chavo . mi compadre es alfonso . griffin : ok . yo soy griff . ella es kendall . yo te ayude . ahora yo necesito que tu ayudas . ok ? nadie puede saber que estoy aqui . es un secreto . entiendes ? chavo : claro . kendall : ok , a little help for the gringa here . griffin : ok , i just explained to them that nobody can know that i 'm here . they need to keep it a secret , and they 're cool with that . quiero a ir a la calle para buscar informacion . me ayudas ? alfonso : si . griffin : gracias . kendall : hola . aqui . what 's going on ? griffin : i need to track down the dangerous drugs that they framed me for . kendall : wait a minute . no , no . you want to go on the street ? griffin : nos encontramos afuera ? kendall : no . i 'm not gon na let you do that , griffin . i 'm not . you are wanted for murder . griffin : and for dealing drugs . so i 'm gon na find out who the hell is responsible and clear my name . [ phone rings ] kendall : it 's ricky . good morning . ricky : did you sleep well ? kendall : yeah . yeah . it 's getting better each day . ricky : look , i 'm sorry about last night . i got a little carried away . and i know that you need to take things slowly . kendall : thank you for understanding . ricky : i do . last night made me even more sure about us . i hope you feel the same . kendall : uh , last night was -- it was really nice . [ scene_break ] bianca : you should n't have gotten in the middle of it . marissa : that woman was an idiot . bianca : now she 's gon na label you , too . marissa : like i give a damn what somebody that ignorant thinks ! bianca : there are a lot more of them out there . marissa : to hell with them ! i would be honored and proud if somebody thought that you 'd choose me as your partner . god knows my last partner was -- a little lacking . ha ! what ? bianca : oh , it was nice to have backup . marissa : if you ever need it again , i 'm here . [ scene_break ] cara : i did n't mean to hurt jake . amanda : you know that he can not help throwing himself in front of every bus even remotely headed your way , because that 's who he is . tad : what 's going on ? amanda : did you know that your wife is the reason that jake 's in that bed with a concussion ? tad : come on , amanda , that 's not true . cara : i never meant for there to be trouble for jake , amanda . amanda : that does n't stop you from causing it . cara : i 'll see you at home . tad : what happened to trying to work things out ? amanda : she will not leave him alone . how much more am i supposed to take ? [ scene_break ] cara : i 'm sorry , jake . [ jake remembers ] man : i 've got 15 minutes . is that enough time ? jake : hey , chaplain . yes , yes . i was just telling my bride - to - be here that she can find the joy in just about every single little thing . so , yes , 15 minutes , 15 seconds -- i 'm putty . cara : i 'd like to start , if that 's ok ? amanda : i know i did n't always make it easy . jake : do n't . amanda : i promise to love you . i promise to laugh with you , even when you 're not funny . jake : impossible . i 'll be there , always . amanda martin , you 're the love of my life . you 're the love of my life . cara 's voice : i vow to love you , honor you , and respect you . i promise that i will try every day to bring you the joy that you bring me . and i will always love you . jake : you forgot to say `` i do . `` [ scene_break ] amanda : i thought you guys were really getting along . so why is cara still holding on to my husband ? tad : cara 's not holding on to jake . amanda : i 'll bet you right now we go to jake 's room , she 'll be there . [ scene_break ] j.r. : the school board will listen to me . they ca n't make miranda or a.j . or any other kid , for that matter , feel like they have to defend themselves -- who they are , where they come from . what was that for ? marissa : i 'm as proud of you as i am of a.j . [ scene_break ] bianca : that 's a pretty flower , sweetie . did you and gaby have fun playing with ian and spike this morning ? miranda : you left early . you were sad . bianca : yeah , i was . but i 'm ok now . i wanted to talk to you about amber 's birthday party . miranda : she 's mean . bianca : i know she hurt your feelings , but she did n't mean it . ok ? she does n't know any better . i wish i could promise you that something like that is n't gon na happen again . but it probably will because a lot of people are uncomfortable when someone is different from them . miranda : we 're different . bianca : we are . you have two mommies . miranda : a.j . 's parents are divorced . his family is different , too . bianca : exactly . that is exactly right . a lot of families are different in a lot of different ways . us not being the same , it should n't bother anybody . but the sad thing is it does . so what do you think we should do about it ? how about we keep being ourselves and loving each other ? you show them that there is nothing wrong with that . miranda : you taught us people should never be ashamed of who they love . bianca : that is exactly right . come here . [ scene_break ] cara : what do you mean , i forgot to say `` i do ? `` jake : i 'm dreaming about our wedding . i think that when you get hit in the head , it can drum up a lot of memories . just -- you ever think about it , our wedding ? cara : i used to think about it every hour on the hour . but i got past it , you know , like you did . amanda : glad you 're awake . jake : hey . cara : i just had to apologize to jake . jake : you do n't need to apologize for anything . you did n't do anything . cara : you do n't need to fight my battles for me , jake . tad : no . actually , that 's what i 'm here for . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't wait to see you . ricky : i 'm looking forward to it . kendall : me , too . griffin : do n't make a promise you ca n't keep . kendall : you 're the one who 's out there on the street with a bunch of drug dealers , ok , so do n't lecture me about going to be with ricky . griffin : i 'm doing it for the same reason -- you want to nail torres for justice . listen , i have to go . kendall : wait . griffin : what ? what ? kendall : this is -- i know it 's silly , but it 's for luck . griffin : this ? kendall : yes . it 's for luck . griffin : ok . kendall : ok ? griffin : finish your meal . save my tamale . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] ricky : when we first met after the tragedy of your husband 's death , you were just another job , a hit . who would 've thought that we 'd be spending forever together ? but we will .
tad tries to comfort cara over jake . amanda comes to jake 's hospital bed when he starts to wake up . jake dreams of cara when they were married . marissa comes downstairs to a breakfast served by j.r. marissa tells him that he is good . bianca asks for help from marissa . ricky makes plans for himself and kendall . kendall wakes up and finds griffin watching her . kendall finds out that she had slept for 9 hours instead of 20 minutes . griffin tells her that he does n't want her to go . griffin reminds kendall that ricky is getting more aggressive , but kendall assures him she can handle it . griffin urges kendall to eat breakfast . bianca tells marissa about her phone call to the principal and also to the little girl 's mom . the mom agrees to meet with bianca and marissa . cara blames herself for jake 's accident . tad tells cara about the argument that he had had with jake . jake continues to dream about cara and the day they got married . jake remembers his wedding to amanda . jake calls out for amanda just as she walks back to his bedside . amanda reminds jake as to what had happened to him concerning the little girl 's father . cara tells tad that she does n't want tension between him and jake . marissa and bianca start to leave to meet the little girl 's mom . ricky meets with a man who can help him plan a very lengthy cruise without setting a cruise . plan . ricky also asks the man can he perform a wedding . the girls tells cara that she is fun and that is why that tad smiles so much when he is with her . two boys interrupt griffin and kendall and asks for help . kendall tells the boys how griffin had saved her life . bianca thanks the little girl 's mom for coming . the little girl 's mom asks bianca how she had had miranda anyway . a.j . asks j.r. if he is mad at him . j.r. comforts a.j . and lets him know that everything is fine . maya watches a.j . and j.r. together . maya compliments j.r. on his handling of situations with a.j . tad interrupts them . tad assures j.r. that his marriage had n't been better . cara sneaks into the hospital to see the little girl . amanda thanks cara for helping jake . cara lets amanda know that jake had gotten into a fight because of her .
babe : finally , honey . what took you so long ? j.r. : um -- what am i interrupting ? babe : oh -- nothing , we were just talking to pass the time till you got home . liza 's voice : your marriage is a lie . tad knew , krystal knew , babe knew . all a lie , j.r. and they knew . babe : so , our sweet little girl -- she 's upstairs and she 's dreaming sweet dreams . and i 've got the most wonderful husband in the whole , entire universe . how could my life possibly get any better than this ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan and greenlee are at the airport ? simone : i came to pick up the lipstick samples , and there they were ! look , all the flights have been grounded because of the fog . well , it 's lifting . kendall : what flight are they on ? simone : they 're taking the cambias jet to who knows where . are you going to get your fanny here ? kendall -- kendall , are you -- you 're coming , right ? kendall : stop them ! simone : what ? wait , no -- how -- how ? you 're supposed to be here . kendall : just do whatever you have to do . trip them , stall them , throw yourself in front of the plane if you have to , but whatever you do , just do n't let them leave ! greenlee : just when i thought we 'd be here all night . ryan : fog lifts , and we 're ready to take off . simone : ryan , greenlee , wait up ! greenlee : can we move this along , please ? ryan : who was that ? greenlee : just simone . keep moving . hi . [ scene_break ] [ cheers and applause ] rudy : you were otherworldly ! some of these girls plod along . you float . you raised my work to a new level . i bask in your reflected glory ! erica : oh , rudy , thank you ! but stop . really , i just did what you asked me to do . rudy : with grace and panache and a god - given oomph that makes you stand head and shoulders above the herd . tell her . what was it like out front ? bobby : it was nothing short of amazing . congratulations , desiree . erica : oh . thank you , roberto . rudy : sharday , however -- what was that botoxed bovine doing out there ? shuffle , clomp , moo , trip ? the girl is hopeless . sharday ! do n't try to run from me . you 'll only -- [ crash ] bobby : do n't be too hard on her , all right ? do n't -- ok ? erica : oh ! bobby : pat , good work . so , it worked ? erica : oh , you were watching . it was wonderful ! bobby : did you -- did you accomplish what you hoped you would ? erica : well , rudy is n't chasing me . bobby : yeah , but is erica gone , completely ? has the one and only desiree dubois replaced her forever ? bobby : well ? erica : forever ? nothing is forever . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , anita , i just looked in on your favorite patient . anita : edmund should be sleeping . jack : sleeping and making noises like a rather large buzz saw . i hope that 's normal . listen , will you give this to him tomorrow morning ? anita : sure . `` white house scandals `` ? jack : yeah , i had another book all picked out about a trek up to mount everest , but i thought maybe since his operation did n't turn out quite -- i thought this was more appropriate . anita : well , edmund is healing nicely . he should be home soon . jack : well , that 's something . actually , that 's -- that 's quite a bit . i think despite everything , edmund knows how lucky he is to have your sister and sam and maddie . anita : yes , absolutely . i will -- i 'll be sure to give him the book . jack : thanks again . anita : mr. montgomery -- jack : yeah ? anita : i -- i know you 're trying to track down ms. kane . jack : well , i 'm doing everything i can . i 've got aidan , i have tad . both are looking for her . anita : yes , i know . i hope you find her . jack : thanks , i hope it 's soon . anita : well , that 's why i -- i thought that you should know -- um -- i asked bobby , and he said he has n't seen her . jack : you asked bobby ? anita : yes . and he said that he has no idea where erica could be . jack : why would you think he did ? [ scene_break ] kendall : thank you , thank you , thank you , thank you , thank you ! bianca : what ? kendall ? kendall : thank you for being the most amazing , fantastic sister , cheerleader , and advisor in the entire universe ! bianca : i was just trying to sleep . kendall : yeah -- i love you . i love you ! i love you so much ! and jack -- jack -- i love jack , too ! i love you both so much ! bianca : kendall , what happened ? kendall : i love you both for -- for nagging , and -- and preaching at me and talking and talking and talking even when i would n't listen to you . that 's family . bianca , that 's real , true family ! you did it ! you did it ! you and jack got to me ! bianca : did -- did what ? got to you how ? kendall : i 'm -- i 'm going to stop ryan from leaving with greenlee . i 'm going to stop him . i will not let him leave ! bianca : but , kendall , you told him that you would never -- kendall : no , no , i take it back . i take it back , all of it . i forgive greenlee . i forgive greenlee for everything . i 'm not going to let my stupid anger mess up my chance to be with ryan . that does n't make any sense . i forgive greenlee , and i 'm going to get on my knees and beg ryan to forgive me , too . bianca : that 's the best news ever ! oh , kendall , hurry , hurry ! now ! kendall : ok , he 's the worth the risk , and so am i. i mean , is n't happiness worth any risk ? bianca : hurry ! hurry ! kendall : yes . ok ! bianca : hurry ! kendall : i 'm going , i 'm going ! wish me luck ! bianca : good luck ! oh , please , god , do n't let her mess this up . [ scene_break ] security guard : ok , folks , you have fun . your own plane , huh ? ryan : yeah . thank you . simone : ryan ! ryan : no , no , wait , wait -- simone : greenlee ! wait up ! greenlee : come on , come on . our plane is waiting . ryan : well , why ? why ? we 're just going to sit in the jet waiting for -- simone : greenlee , do n't go ! i need you ! it 's urgent ! ryan -- greenlee : all right , all right . ryan : we got -- we got to -- excuse me . i 'm just -- simone : ryan ! ryan ! oh , thank god ! oh , my god . i did n't think you guys could hear me over the announcements and everything . greenlee : you said it was important , simone . simone : oh , my god -- ryan : you needed us ? simone : yeah , i do . that 's -- that 's why you guys ca n't leave . you ca n't go . greenlee : because ? simone : ah . greenlee : could you give us specifics , simone ? ryan : what is it ? simone : business . mm - hmm . nothing that mia and i actually ca n't handle . greenlee : ok . simone : um -- greenlee : simone ? simone : well , gosh , you know what ? they way you look at me , greenlee , sometimes , you make me feel like a big old liability . like i do n't know what i 'm doing . it does n't make me feel good . greenlee : i 'm sure whatever it is , that kendall can handle it . ryan : yeah , that 's why i made her boss . simone : no , she ca n't ! she ca n't . you know -- she needs you , ryan , actually . yeah , you 're the top dog . ryan : look , i put her in charge . she can take a crack at whatever it is -- simone : the sealy things -- yeah , yes . ryan : the sealy things ? simone : you did n't sign them . greenlee : the corporate seals ? simone : yeah . yeah , you need to sign them , right ? greenlee : simone , kendall said that she can take care of it . why do n't you just talk it over . ryan : yeah , yeah . good luck , simone . simone : no , she ca n't . no , you guys -- god ! throw myself in front of the plane ? yeah , how ? how ? how ? how ? how ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : tad ? tad : no , i 'm fine , thanks . babe : honey , what 'd they do to you at that office ? tad : yeah , no kidding . you look like the bottom fell out of the market . babe : you know , it 's probably just way too much for one man to take . i mean , with all of our wedding planning and you being a top power man of a megacorporation . tad : you under pressure , son ? j.r. : yeah , i 'm under a lot more pressure than i 've ever been . babe : well , then , sweetie , here . why do n't you just take a seat and relax ? j.r. : oh , no , you and tad were talking . tad : oh -- babe : so ? what is more important than my hubby 's health and happiness ? tad : yeah , that 's what i 'd like to hear . babe : see , i was lucky enough to latch on to a wonderful guy , and i 'm just smart enough to do what it takes to keep him around . so , honey , whatever you would like , your wish is my command . tad : and that 's my cue to get lost before you two get too personal for witnesses . j.r. : no , no , stick around . tad : that 's all right . you got more interesting things to pursue . babe : sweetheart , you just want to relax ? j.r. : yeah , i 'd like that . but i ca n't , not now . babe : why ? did mary grab you on the way in ? because if she did -- [ babe laughs ] jamie : no . mary was busy . i was upstairs , you know , getting the info for the tailor for the tux . and she groped me . tad : you 're kidding . she made a grab for your inseam , huh ? jamie : yeah . gee , how 'd you know ? [ babe laughs ] tad : sometimes , i swear , brooke caught you when your real parents chucked you off the turnip truck . jamie : what -- tad : how could you be so stupid as to give mary smythe an opening like that ? jamie : i did n't ! she was hiding in the dark , and then she pounced out at me . tad : you are such an idiot . babe : i need the -- that card for the tailor . i could have sworn it was on the dresser . j.r. : hey , jamie -- ahem -- come on . i 'll be back . jamie : j.r. , what 's the deal ? j.r. : you got to help me . jamie : you know there 's nothing i would n't do for you . j.r. : when i treated you like dirt -- when i got so angry at you and i 'd freeze you out , i would n't let anything touch me , or even get to me . jamie : yeah , like your old man , like adam . j.r. : yeah , well , i get it now . i get why he was -- he 's like that . and sometimes , it 's like that 's the only way you can survive . but if i go down that way , i 'm afraid of what i 'm going to do or what might happen . jamie : j.r. , just -- just chill . j.r. : no , you got to talk me out of this , man , because i 'm -- i 'm about ready to tear everyone down and anything that gets in my way . [ scene_break ] tad : you and i can finish our little talk about your mother and what she 's up to . babe : mama always says that she lives her life like an open book . tad : yeah , with big print and no footnotes . i 've read that one before , too . but i 'm more interested in the chapter she edited out . you know , the one about secrets and lies . babe : not really . does n't even sound anything like mama . tad : we both know her better than that , do n't we ? babe : you know , i 'm -- i 'm going to go check in on bess . tad : she 's asleep , remember ? babe : i do n't know what you want me to say here . tad : i want you to tell me the truth . i want you to tell me what 's going on , because i know it 's not about the annulment . i know that you and cramer were hitched when you and j.r. got married . and i know that the only reason -- babe : tad -- tad : you 're renewing your vows is to make it legal . babe : if anybody hears you -- tad : now , it 's perfectly obvious to me that your mother never told you that i knew . i 'm sorry , babe , i wish i did n't . babe : how long ? when did you find out ? tad : a while ago . babe : you did n't tell anyone , did you ? tad : no , because your mother convinced me not to . babe : well , thank god . tad : i know j.r. 's crazy about you . and i 'm sure it 's mutual . i did n't see the point of stirring up trouble . babe : tad , i love j.r. and bess with all my heart , honest , i do . all i want to do is just spend my whole life making them happy . tad : well , i 'm glad to hear it . because you got a shot , as long as the cat stays in the annulment bag . now , i want to know what else your mother is hiding . babe : i really do n't know what it is . i -- tad : i am not going to let this thing go . i promise you that if there is something else floating around out there that could hurt j.r. , i 'm going to find out about it sooner or later , so you might as well tell me now . [ scene_break ] j.r. : she knew . she knew all along , and she kept it quiet . she played me and i let her . hell , man -- i made it easy for her . jamie : who are we talking about ? j.r. : i caught her once . she was almost out the door , then she suckered me back in again . i do n't expect you to understand what this feels like , but to give everything and expect the other person is on the same level , only to find out -- that bitch ! that lying , cheating -- jamie : j.r. , brother , you got to tell me what 's going on . j.r. : babe . babe will be damn lucky if i let her out of this alive . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] bianca : ok , i 'm coming . [ knocking ] bianca : all right , i 'm coming ! oh , please do n't let this be kendall . oh . danielle : hey , these are heavy . i know it 's kind of late . bianca : i think you might have the wrong apartment . danielle : oh , no , it 's cool . should i put this stuff in reggie � s room ? bianca : you 're a friend of reggie � s ? danielle : yeah . and you 're reggie � s cousin , maybe sister - to - be , bianca . bianca : and -- yeah . what 's your name ? danielle : danielle . reggie talks about you all the time . oh . um -- are you ok ? i -- i mean , should you be up ? um -- i mean , i -- can i just say how sorry i am about all that you 've had to go through ? i 'm just really sorry about everything . bianca : thank you . thank you . so what is all this ? are you doing a fashion intervention on reggie ? danielle : oh . these are for me , for tomorrow . bianca : which is ? i 'm sorry , i 've -- i 've been kind of out of the loop . danielle : well , thanks to reggie and his friends jamie and maggie , you 're looking at fusion 's next teen girl ! bianca : the -- the what ? danielle : fusion 's new teen girl ! well , maybe . it 's not a done deal yet , but i 'm up for it , and they think i 'll nail it ! is n't that great ? bianca : uh -- yeah , i 'll say . danielle : what ? some other girl 's got a lock on it ? bianca : um -- no , it 's just -- i 've never heard of a fusion campaign featuring a teen . reggie : hey . what 's up -- danielle : could be your number , since your cousin here has never heard of fusion teen girl . what 's up with that ? simone : no , no ! wait ! [ scene_break ] security guard : no one allowed beyond this point without a clearance ! greenlee : just keep walking . ryan : ok . thank you . greenlee : she want to get arrested ? ryan : i do n't know . simone : i 'm not leaving , ok ? i 'll be right here . security guard : i 'm watching you . simone : ok . ryan : hey , simone , i told you to call kendall . simone : kendall is clueless . corporately speaking , ok ? she 's a baby chick among wolves , all right ? she 's unprepared for this burden . i mean , fusion could end up being , you know -- what 's the opposite of `` fuse `` ? you know , split . yeah , it 'll fall apart . she ca n't handle it . ryan : pete carroll . have kendall call pete carroll . he 's a partner at nash , carroll , and nash . tax is one of his specialties , all right ? he practically wrote the book on corporate governance . simone : ok , well , who has time to read ? ryan : just have kendall call pete . simone : ryan , i mean , you and -- and kendall -- you should go see pete together . you know , that way , you guys can , you know , smooth over this whole thing . i mean , i just do n't want to see this whole thing become this big mushroom cloud , this mess while you 're gone . ryan : does mia have a problem with this ? or liza ? anybody else worried ? simone : oh ! yeah ! i just got off the phone with them . i mean , they practically begged me to keep you here . yeah , i mean , just until kendall , you know , is fine . you know , when she gets the hang of it . ryan : yeah , yeah . well , the quarterlies are n't due for another month , and we 'll be back by then . simone : oh ! i ca n't face her if i let you go . greenlee : face her ? did kendall ask you to keep us here ? simone : ok , fine . all right ? i confess . it was n't liza or mia on the phone . i called kendall -- about the samples . and i -- i mentioned that i -- i saw you guys and you were taking off . and she panicked . ok , i should n't tell you this because she would kill me , but she 's terrified -- yes -- that when she 's put to the test , she will fail . greenlee : well , we would n't want that . simone : no . greenlee : could you call pete now ? ryan : and smooth things over ? absolutely . greenlee : tell kendall she has nothing to worry about . ryan : come on , greenlee . simone : no -- i failed . i failed . kendall : hey , simone , simone . where are they ? where are they ? simone : oh ! they went thataway . kendall : ok . all right . simone : oh , gosh , i 've always wanted to say that . security guard : hey ! kendall : thanks , simone ! security guard : did somebody come -- simone : you 're welcome ! security guard : oh , my god . simone : wait -- run , kendall ! [ scene_break ] tad : i 've already proved i can keep my mouth shut . i give you my word , i will not make whatever it is public . babe : tad , if there 's another secret , it 's mama 's alone , because i really do n't know what it is . tad : scour your memory . babe : yeah , i 'm -- i made some colossal mistakes in the past , and sure , mama helped to straighten them out , but that 's all over now . the a word , the one you already found out about -- the annulment ? -- that was my last , final , stupid mistake . [ babe sighs ] tad : we 're talking about my stepson 's life here . i love him every bit as much as i love jamie . babe : and i love j.r. , too . and i 'm not going to mess this up . tad : i am sick and tired of shielding you and your mother . i swear to god , if something 's about to hit the fan , i 'm going to sidestep it . as far as i 'm concerned , you two can duck and cover as best you can . babe : tad , what the heck did my mom say to you that got you this worked up ? tad : oh , believe me , if i had something concrete , i would use it . babe : tad , i do n't know anything , i swear . there is no big , bad secret about me or j.r. or any other one that i know that mama 's keeping . please , tad , you got to believe me . [ scene_break ] jamie : so , babe was still married when you guys -- j.r. : i saw the annulment paper . i saw the date . jamie : and dad knew about this from the beginning ? j.r. : i do n't -- i do n't know . i know that he knows . for how long , it does n't matter . babe , she made a fool out of me . and she used you . that was enough , but this ? jamie : because i 'm thinking dad did n't tell you because he did n't want to hurt you . and babe 's got the annulment now , right ? so if you go ahead with the wedding , you 'll be married , and no one has to know . j.r. : i know ! i know what she did . and she wants to use this wedding to get her out of it . jamie : j.r. , what -- what are you thinking ? j.r. : i have the ammunition to bring babe down . jamie : the annulment paper . j.r. : i have bess . my little girl . at least i know that 's true , that 's real , that 's substantial . i 'm going to make damned sure that babe never sees bess ever again . jamie : no , you wo n't do that . you do n't know why this happened . you do n't know why babe did n't annul that one - night marriage earlier . maybe she thought paul did it . maybe he was supposed to , and when she saw him here , she found out that he had n't . j.r. : why are you working so hard to save her ? are you still in love with babe ? jamie : no , i want you to get the facts , all of them , before you wreck your life , babe 's , and bess ' , too . j.r. : well , that 's babe 's doing . jamie : this is adam 's mo . you load the big guns and aim for total annihilation before you 're even sure who the enemy is . j.r. : yeah , well , it sure as hell saves a lot more time ! jamie : yeah , but -- babe loves you . she does n't care about paul cramer . j.r. : you do n't know that . you do n't know that , not for sure . jamie : and you 're not sure that she lied to you in cold blood , but you 're going to take her baby away . j.r. : it 's my baby . that 's my daughter , and if i find babe is unfit to raise her , so be it . jamie : you asked me to be her godfather , and i 'm taking that seriously , j.r . j.r. : all right . all right , so you 'll help me raise her , then . jamie : if you take that little girl away from her mother , you will be adam , and i will never forgive you for that . hell , you know what adam did to your mother to get you . j.r. : that 's different . jamie : no , not really . adam did n't think dixie was good enough to be your mother . j.r. : my mother was a saint . babe 's just a cheap , lying slut . jamie : you 'll ruin babe 's life . do n't break her heart . j.r. : yeah , well , it serves her right . jamie : and your daughter 's . j.r. : my daughter 's place is with me . i could give her a better life . now , if you ca n't forgive me for that , man , i guess i 'm just going to have to learn to live with it . jamie : i wo n't let you . i wo n't stand by while you destroy your life . j.r. : and all you are is worried about babe . jamie : because she is my brother 's wife , and because you guys love each other . j.r. : not anymore . jamie : if you did n't , you would n't be set on ripping her apart . but i 'll fight you on this , j.r . i wo n't let you do this to you and your wife . j.r. : no , she 's not my wife . jamie : yeah , but she can be . and everything can be set right . j.r. -- j.r. , do n't -- do anything stupid . [ scene_break ] bianca : you know , i explained that , you know , i 'm not up on everything that 's gone down , but i did n't hear anything -- reggie : wait a minute , simone did n't brief you about what 's going on ? bianca : was she supposed to ? reggie : hell , yeah . this is a new nationwide marketing plan to merge the buying power of your teen demographic . you know , simone 's slipping . she better watch her job . bianca : you know , i read a lot of reports , and i did n't see one mention -- reggie : oh , this type of stuff is all -- it wo n't go down on print , because , you know , it always ends up bouncing around some chat room , and there 's a spy somewhere . so that 's why fusion 's new teen girl is strictly verbal . bianca : oh . good thinking . reggie : mm - hmm . bianca : danielle , good luck tomorrow . um -- i got to go � e - mails . i have to do some e - mails . reggie : yeah , and should n't you be getting some rest ? bianca : yeah . i will . reggie : ok . dani , this stuff is great . i 'm pretty sure you got a lot of different looks here and stuff . danielle : yeah , they 're a couple of outfits i want to run by you if -- reggie : oh , i ca n't . i got about 12 weeks of work , you know , due in the morning , so i ca n't do that right now . but you -- you should be home sleeping already , because you 're going to take this -- you 're going to be the biggest thing to hit fashion since full lips and small hips . danielle : speaking of lips , have mine had the chance to say thank you ? reggie : make sure you moisturize those tonight . you know -- for tomorrow . you 're going to take this . you 're going to be just fine , ok ? danielle : do my lips look dry to you ? reggie : well , you could just butter them up . make , you know , fusion 's lip- gloss look nice and shiny and stuff , because you 're going to take this tomorrow , yes you are . danielle : i will . i will . thanks , reggie . reggie : no problem . sweet dreams . bianca : so what are you going to do tomorrow when she gets wise to your little scam ? [ scene_break ] ryan : yeah , whatever ms. hart needs , just make her feel secure , pete , ok ? yeah , we 're getting ready to board , so -- yeah , right , thanks . ok . greenlee : oh , you know what , it would help if we were on the right plane . we 're supposed to be at c , not g . ryan : are we ever going to get this wedding off the ground ? kendall : oh , god . i do n't know -- i must have taken a wrong turn . woman : now , you did n't tell me it was all this way . ryan : whoa , hey , hey ! woman : oh ! oh ! greenlee : excuse us . ryan : hey , we nearly , like , ran you right over there . woman : am i in the right place ? i ca n't miss my flight . if i do n't meet lorenzo in cancun , he 's going to find another chick . greenlee : i 'm sure he would n't . woman : oh , you do n't know lorenzo . he 's insatiable . greenlee : oh . ryan : great . well , your gate is back that way . woman : oh . i 'm going to leave my bag . i 'll make better time . ryan : no , no , no . i 'll take your bag . woman : oh . you will ? do n't let this one get away . greenlee : oh , i 'll try not to . woman : are you kids going to cancun ? we could double - date . lorenzo 's like your fellow , a real hottie . greenlee : oh ! [ greenlee laughs ] ryan : lorenzo , huh ? kendall : ryan ? ryan ? ryan ! ryan ! hey ! security guard : i need to have a word with you , miss . kendall : i -- i just have to talk to that passenger right over there . he 'll vouch for me ! security guard : oh , yeah ? who ? where ? kendall : i do n't know -- i do n't know . i do n't know where they are ! i think they got away ! security guard : too bad you 're not so lucky . kendall : get off of me ! [ scene_break ] erica : i do n't know if i can completely cut erica loose . i ca n't let my past and my loss drag me under . i have to stay strong . i have to keep moving forward . bobby : i hope i did n't make a mistake . erica : what do you mean ? what have you done ? bobby : well , i invited some old friends to help us celebrate . they 're waiting downstairs at the bar . erica : oh , my god . well , who is it ? bobby : how about you change and then we 'll go down together , check it out . all right ? [ scene_break ] jack : hey , hey , hey . i was just about to have you paged . anita : i 'm surprised you waited . jack : listen , anything you might know about erica 's whereabouts , even the smallest clue , could be of some big help . anita : well , i only brought it up because i knew that aidan went to las vegas . jack : right . anita : and bobby works in vegas . he runs the casino at the seasons . jack : oh . anita : and since bobby and erica were in philadelphia together , i knew that aidan must have thought there has to be a connection . jack : but there is n't ? anita : no . i believe bobby , and if he says that he does n't have a clue where erica kane is then he does n't . so i was just wondering if you could convince aidan to leave bobby alone . aidan would n't listen to me . jack : well , you know what , maybe that 's because aidan is n't convinced that bobby 's on the level . i 'm not so sure you 're convinced of that , either . [ scene_break ] reggie : trust me , this girl deserves a lot worse than what i 'm cooking up . why you look so surprised i can sink so low ? you 're not going to rat on me , are you ? bianca : no , actually , i 'm surprised that i 'm having such a good time . reggie : oh , you are ? no lie ? bianca : no lie . reggie : hmm . bianca : between you and kendall , i feel better than i have in a long time . reggie : so then you sort of almost approve ? bianca : oh , `` approve `` is a very strong word , but i wo n't rat you out . reggie : well , thank you , my cousin - almost - sister . bianca : you 've very welcome , my almost - brother - cousin -- whatever . just beware the wrath of a danielle scorned . reggie : well , do n't worry . this will disarm that she - bomb once and for all . [ scene_break ] tad : ok . god help me , i do believe you . which means i 'm right back to where i started -- knowing nothing and sweating everything . babe : mama is talented in a lot of ways . bamboozling , for one . tad : bamboozling ? bamboozling ? what 's that supposed to mean ? do you think she 's doing this to , what , keep me off balance ? babe : it 's hard to tell with mama . you know , she 's always lived her life like a big old twister . i could always follow her trail , because i would just look for the guys that she left behind in her wake . they 'd either be upside down on their heads or flung into some tree . tad : you know something , i survived a tornado once . it 's not a bad analogy . tell me more about her . babe : you know , when i was growing up , i was never scared or insecure . i always knew that mama would take care of me . but then i had these friends , and their moms , they would just chip away at them , tell them that they were fat and they were stupid . not mama . she always made me believe that i could do anything i ever wanted . i bet your mom , ruth , i bet she was the exact same way . tad : oh . i was raised by two formidable women . krystal : prepare to get knocked down by one . what the hell are you doing grilling my baby girl ? i thought i made myself clear . why do n't you take a hike while you 're able to walk like a man ? tad : i was just having some trouble figuring you out . krystal : what 's to figure ? i turned you down , now you 're here bothering my baby doll ? babe : no , mama . please -- tad and i were just talking -- krystal : you ca n't have my scalp for your lodge pole , you got that now ? tad : yeah , i got it . good night , babe . krystal : what was tad fishing for ? babe : he 's convinced that you have another big secret that you 're hiding . and it 's not the question of paternity and it 's not the annulment , so what else is there ? krystal : look , i am just trying to get you legally we d and keep your life from falling apart . babe : you know tad . he could have really done me wrong , but he kept his mouth shut . so if there is anything else that i need to know , you would tell me , would n't you ? krystal : of course i would . you just -- you ignore all his foolishness now , you hear me ? babe : you 're right . [ babe sighs ] babe : it has just been a really long day . i 'm just going to go upstairs and get ready for bed . krystal : ok . babe : you coming ? krystal : in a while . go ahead . oh , lord . lord , please , please keep my little girl 's baby safe and warm in your heart . please , god , please . [ scene_break ] tad : aidan , did you find her ? no , just -- i do n't care . just tell me . did you find erica ? ok , so what does that mean , you 're `` closing in `` ? no -- no , no , no -- if the lead is hot , you stay on it . i just want you to call me as soon as you know . yeah . i will . bye - bye . hey , kiddo . where 's your brother ? jamie : he had stuff to do . tad : oh . oh . well , i 'm not surprised , with a wedding on the horizon . are you ok ? is there something that you wanted to talk to me about ? jamie : no . i 'm cool . tad : ok . what do you say you and i stop by my place for a midnight snack on the way back to your apartment , huh ? come on . jamie : you know , j.r. and i are n't kids anymore . tad : well , i was n't suggesting i tuck you in and read you a bedtime story . jamie : yeah . tad : james ? what is it ? look , you know that if you or your brother were ever up against it , you can always , always come to your old man . you realize that , right ? jamie : i get that you 're trying to help , but there 's some things that we have to do ourselves . tad : did we have a fight that i do n't know about ? jamie : no . tad : well , is there some kind of problem ? jamie : not that i know of . tad : ok . well , good night , son . jamie : later . [ scene_break ] anita : i have to get to some patients . jack : ok . listen , thank you very much for clarifying about bobby . anita : well , i hope you really find ms. kane soon . jack : i hope you find whatever you 're looking for , too . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] bobby : gentlemen , i give you desiree . man : whoo ! whoo ! second man : desiree ! there 's our lucky star ! first man : not always lucky for our wallets , though . third man : you cleaned us out in philly ! [ laughter ] erica : puggy ! hey , scotty ! huck ! hey ! puggy : desiree , you are full of surprises . huck : yeah , and every bit as gorgeous a blonde as you were a brunette . scotty : that was some fine show you put on . erica : well , thank you . i did n't do it alone . puggy : well , i wish you had . them other gals was blocking the view . roberto , i guess we owe you for clueing us in on the festivities . to desiree -- a shining star in this vegas desert . huck : desiree ! scotty : desiree ! puggy : desiree ! erica : oh , thank you ! bobby : a truly original creation . erica : and to roberto , for letting his creation live and breathe . scotty : roberto ! huck : roberto ! [ laughter ] roulette spinner : place your bets , please . hold on . number six , black . [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] pa announcer : flight 100 , have your boarding pass to get through , gate number one . ticket agent : enjoy your flight . ryan : we will . kendall : oh , god , i thought he was going to arrest me . simone : oh , oh -- kendall : oh ! oh ! oh ! simone : hi . kendall : hi , excuse me . listen , did a really tall man , about six feet tall , very good - looking -- simone : good - looking . kendall : short brown hair come through here ? simone : with a girl . about yea big with natural blond highlights ? ticket agent : just a minute ago . simone : all right ! kendall : oh , god , finally ! ok , great . oh -- oh , no . it 's locked -- it 's locked ! ticket agent : that 's right . kendall : no -- well , then you have to unlock -- open the door . unlock it ! ticket agent : well , let me see your paperwork . kendall : no , i -- please , please , i 'll do anything . i 'll give you anything . please ! ticket agent : i 'd lose my job . kendall : i 'll give you a new one , a better one . please , please . ryan -- ryan , do n't go ! ryan , please do n't go ! [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. good , i 'm glad you 're here . wait till you see this . ok -- so it 's covered in roses , and we would stand underneath it . i know it 's in here . wait -- here . well , if you do n't like it , we -- i mean , is it just too flashy ? you know , we really do n't have to have such a big , flashy wedding if you do n't want . j.r. : i 'll tell you what i want . babe : ok . here . come sit . j.r. : i want to talk about our first marriage , the one that was n't legal , because you were still married to paul cramer . [ scene_break ] ryan : to us , our relationship , and the perfect marriage , one based on friendship and is pain - free . greenlee : to us . [ scene_break ] simone : i tried . kendall : it 's not your fault . simone : well , look , you know , we can wait until they come back and then you can see -- kendall : hey ! ticket agent : hey , watch it . kendall : where 'd they go ? where did they go ? where is that plane headed ? ticket agent : i do n't know . earlier -- earlier , i talked to the pilot . he said the thousand islands . yeah , the thousand islands . is that right ? kendall : i do n't know , i do n't know ! i do n't know . simone : oh , forget it ! combing through a thousand islands ? i mean , it 's not possible . kendall : yes , yes , yes ! the hell it is n't . it is , it is . simone , i will go through every single island , no matter what i have to do . i 'll turn the entire place upside down , inside out if i have to . i 'm going to find ryan , and i 'm going to make things right before it 's too late . [ next_on ] reggie : forget about erica . let her stay where she is . erica : let 's get this party started ! maggie : i 've never felt this way about someone before . the feeling that i have for bianca -- i do n't know how to explain those feelings . j.r. : you 're busted , krystal . the party 's over .
kendall is finally determined to go after ryan and prevent him from getting on the plane with ryan . simone tries to help her , but she ca n't get to them . jr is devastated after finding out that babe never told him that her annulment to paul kramer was not final until he already married her . he reveals to jamie that he will never forgive her for that and will fight to take bess from her , although jamie tells him he 's out of line to want to do that . bianca reveals to reggie that she knows about his scheme to scam danielle . erica is still in vegas and jack is still determined to find her .
ryan : `` choose kendall `` ? kendall 's voice : `` choose me `` ? choose me as what ? what is going on ? wake me out of this bloody coma . someone listen to me . erica : how could we not ? kendall 's voice : oh , god , zach , please come save me . i 'm on the roof again , and i ca n't see the edge . i -- i do n't know what is going on . please , zach . i 'm so scared . [ scene_break ] zach : it 's the best chance of getting out of here . dixie : i think we should just sit tight , ok ? he 's going to come back for us sooner or later . zach : yeah -- more like later . dixie : he 's playing games with us , trust me . zach : madden is not coming back here until we 're dead . [ scene_break ] lily : no , i ca n't give you my money . i 'm sorry . teen : yeah , you bet your ass you 're going to be sorry . [ second teen chuckles ] lily : no , this is money i collected myself ! would you like to know how the system works ? teen : `` the system `` ? girl , you do n't know a thing about `` the system . `` second teen : we take what we want -- that 's our system . [ first teen laughs ] lily : no , no , the system is -- it 's really simple , once you figure out the rules , but you need a paper or foam cup . do you have one of those ? teen : who 's the freak ? lily : and then you hold your cup out in the general direction of a person passing by , and you say `` please give me something because i 'm hungry , `` and -- and sometimes the people keep walking and sometimes they 'll put some -- some change in your cup . it really adds up . [ teen laughs ] lily : i made 92 cents in one -- teen : listen , skank , we are n't homeless , and we ai n't beggars . second teen : word . first teen : we take what we want . lily : no ! no ! do n't touch ! no ! teen : you 're dead , skank ! [ scene_break ] [ jonathan walks down an alley in new york city looking for lily . ] jonathan : lily ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i have nothing to say to you about babe -- now or any other way -- with my friend and her business partner fighting for her life right now . krystal : i know , it 's -- it 's horrible , j.r . it 's tragic . j.r. : yeah , it is tragic , but you do n't think my -- my wife is a little off point right now ? krystal : it 's just -- it 's upsetting . i just spoke to erica . she 's a wreck , asking herself why this had to happen , and i ca n't help but think it -- that it could 've been babe lying in kendall 's icu room right this very minute . you must be thinking the same thing , are n't you , j.r. ? [ scene_break ] josh : babe , calm down . [ babe sobs ] josh : who tried to kill you ? babe : it -- it happened so fast . there was -- there was construction , and -- and we were meeting there and -- and j.r. was there , and then -- and then i was supposed to be in , then kendall walked in and -- i do n't know . josh : wait -- wait , are you saying j.r. dumped all that construction stuff on kendall , thinking it was you ? babe : no . no -- no , i did n't say that -- josh : wait , your own husband tried to kill you ? babe : no . no , do n't -- do n't put words in my mouth ! no ! josh : babe , i -- i did n't have to . you just said them in spite of yourself . here , take this . you do n't have a choice . call the cops . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : ryan , what are you talking about ? i do n't know what is going on . help me . it sounds so serious , but i ca n't tell why . ryan : this is such an impossible decision . how could you make your mind up so quickly ? erica : ryan , i know that you have come such a long way . i know that you 've worked so hard to actually get to the point where you -- you really want to be this baby 's father in every way . ryan : i do , and -- and i will . erica : and -- and there is no right answer -- except this one . we have to take the baby to save kendall . kendall 's voice : oh , god -- no ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : nobody knows better than i do that babe could be lying in that same bed where kendall is . krystal : hmm . i can only imagine what you 're thinking . j.r. : i was the first one to find kendall . babe and i were supposed to meet in that spot . kendall -- kendall was there . krystal : you called my baby doll there to straighten things out . j.r. : do you know what kendall did when she realized she was going to be buried by that stuff ? she covered her stomach . krystal : she really did have the instincts of a proud mama , did n't she ? j.r. : in that split second , she wrapped her arms around him and protected him the only way that she knew how . krystal : it must 've been horrible to see . j.r. : i did n't see it . babe figured it out when she found her . krystal : well , still , it must 've been awful to see kendall trapped under there . j.r. : you 'll never know . krystal : still , i ca n't help but think about when your son was born , j.r.- babe and bianca helpless in that flood . babe did everything she could to protect your baby . j.r. : this is nothing like what happened to my son . krystal : no , i know . i mean , you 're right . your wife and your son are safe and sound . i wish i could say the same thing about kendall . j.r. : she 's going to pull through . she has to . krystal : because it 's a sin and a shame that kendall was in the wrong place at the wrong time j.r. : oh , you 're damn right . i got to go check on kendall . krystal : wait -- wait , j.r . i have an offer for you . [ scene_break ] babe : no . no , you back up that truck , josh , because i 'm not going to let you tell me what to do , especially when it comes to my husband . josh : babe , people should pay for what they do . babe : really ? really ? how long did you spend in the big house for making erica kane go knife - happy -- josh : did i try to kill anyone ? babe : you 're not exactly one to lecture on getting away with murder , either . josh : all right , good point , but i just -- babe : no , zip it ! josh : i care about you , babe , and i just -- babe : there is nothing that you would n't do to get what you want . erica would testify to that , and so would amanda . josh : since when do you care about what i want ? babe : you 're about as deep as masking tape . josh : that hurts . babe : yeah , and i 'm crying for you . josh : all right , listen , you -- all right , fine . i 'm not the deepest person , all right ? i do n't like to go on long walks . i do n't like to talk about my feelings . i hate to cuddle . whatever . i will do whatever it takes to get whatever i think i deserve . that makes me pretty much low man on the dating totem pole . but help me out here , babe . why would j.r. feel justified in dumping a whole load of bricks on your head ? it ca n't hurt to share a theory . babe : i 'm not saying that he did . but if -- josh : well , i like a good `` but . `` continue . babe : if he did , i know why . josh : well , care to share ? i love good secret , too . babe : go to hell . josh : me -- me , go to hell ? not the guy who feels justified in trying to kill you ? babe : i 'm not going to debate with you what my husband may have done . josh : what 's there to debate , babe ? he wants you dead ! babe : he did n't want me dead . he just wanted to save his son . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : stop ! ryan , do n't . i have to tell you . i have to . please , please , no . choose my baby -- pick him . stop ! watch me . watch . look over here . i 'm going to move something , so you know i 'm here . i swear i will . just let me tell you what i want . erica : ryan , i would feel much more comfortable having this conversation outside . kendall 's voice : did n't you see it ? did n't i move ? why ca n't i move ? erica : they say sometimes that coma patients can hear everything . kendall 's voice : i can hear you . ryan : we 'll be right back . kendall 's voice : ryan , do n't go . ryan , wait ! oh , god , please . they do n't know . nobody knows but zach . [ scene_break ] zach : madden has already written us off . dixie : look , i think you should just relax , ok ? he 's a twisted freak , but he 's not a murderer . [ zach sighs ] zach : nobody even knows we 're here . we have proof of what he did to erica . we have proof that he 's been building his own family tree for years . now , he shut off the ventilation , because he wants to kill us . dixie : i think you may have a point . so what do we do ? how do we get out of here ? zach : i have an idea . if it does n't work , we 're dead . [ scene_break ] lily : i do n't like to be touched . teen : we 're looking at a real moron here , is that right ? is that what you are , huh ? you sure act like one ! lily : no , no , no , you should n't use that word -- it really hurts people 's feelings . teen : oh , no ! second teen : waah ! first teen : you going to cry ? lily : no , can you please back up , please ? you 're invading my personal space ! and -- and in life skills , they said -- [ teen laughs ] lily : that first you should ask very nicely . and for people that do n't know , your personal space is about two feet , so can you please back -- teen : shut the hell up ! we got a real freak on a leash here , huh , boys ? [ second teen laughs ] lily : i have autism spectrum disorder , and i do n't see the world the way you do ! can i have my jacket back , please ? teen : dude , let 's snag her cash and get out of here , man . man , let 's go -- second teen : you 'll get your jacket back once we get our cash . first teen : dude , let 's take her money and get out of here . man : too late , `` gentlemen . `` now , let 's see how fast you can bust out of here before i call the 5 - 0 . [ teen laughs ] second teen : what 's up , suit ? first teen : yeah . second teen : ai n't you got some bank you got to be at or something ? third teen : there 's three of us and one of you -- bring it . man : would you like me to take you all on at once or beat you one at a time ? [ siren ] teen : man -- [ scene_break ] josh : i do n't have kids , so i did n't get the handbook , but i 'm pretty sure you do n't save your kid by killing his mom . babe : it 's none of your business . josh : i 've been a part of your business ever since you got me naked to get rid of your last loser . it is crazy that you are trying to protect j.r. for what he did , and you know he did it . babe : i do n't expect you to ever understand anything that i do . you 're like some guy from another planet . josh : do n't confuse me with your friend amanda . babe : you 're from the planet where nobody 's ever been in love . josh : so your definition of love is getting all stupid and not caring if the person tries to kill you ? babe : i 'm done with you , josh . josh : wait -- just -- maybe you have n't thought about this yet , babe , but what happens next ? babe : i 'm leaving , that 's what . josh : just pretend i 'm right for a second , all right ? pretend that j.r. really did try to take you down . kendall 's in the hospital . as soon as she gets better -- or sooner -- j.r. is going to come back , and he 's going to come after you again , and he 's not going to stop until he 's done . [ scene_break ] j.r. : if you got an offer to make , make it quick , because i got to go check on kendall . krystal : thank you for giving me a few minutes , j.r. you know , you and i are a lot alike , cowboy . j.r. : use your lines on someone else . i 'm in a hurry . krystal : we both love our children so much that we 'll do just about anything if we feel like they 're being threatened . it does n't matter what happens to us , we react fast . we do n't always think things through . j.r. : i have to go . krystal : j.r. , i know exactly how you feel . i know because i am the same way . we 're not the kind of parents who think of our children as -- as objects . when we feel responsible , we feel it so deeply , it hurts , it -- it keeps us up at night . j.r. : i tell you what -- we 'll swap parenting tips later . krystal : j.r. , i just want you to know that i feel the pain you 've been through these past few weeks . j.r. : you have no idea . krystal : maybe not . i know i -- i 've never known any son that 's been asked to suffer the kind of pains your mother put you through -- even if she feels like she had a good reason to do it . i 'm not your mother . i know i 'll always be your evil stepmother , your mother - in - law , but you need to know that you are family , and i will do anything to get you through this without judging you , without trying to change the way you feel . you 're -- you 're my stepson . you -- you are my son - in - law . you are the closest thing i have to a boy of my own , and i -- i will be here . j.r. : i 'll be fine . krystal : yeah . yeah , of course you say that -- you got plenty of your daddy in you . but just like your dad always says , there 's nothing -- nothing stronger than family , and god help the person who tries to mess with that . [ scene_break ] dixie : i really hope you know what you 're doing . [ zach grunts ] zach : why are you so negative ? where 'd you get that from -- tad ? dixie : who says i got it from anyone ? zach : that 's right , because tad is always happy , is n't he ? i do n't know why , but he is . dixie : well , not anymore . zach : oh , i know what it was -- you were married to chandler . that 'd do it to anybody . dixie : nice . zach : excuse me . [ dixie sighs ] dixie : look , i 've been chasing after my daughter , chasing after madden . finding out my half sister is marrying my ex - husband did n't exactly contribute to becoming a cockeyed optimist . [ clanging ] dixie : what are you doing ? zach : i 'm going to freeze this lock and get us out of here . [ dixie sighs ] dixie : `` some say the world will end in fire , some in ice . `` zach : robert frost . dixie : yes , that 's me -- beautiful and smart . open the door . zach : ok . stand back , beautiful and smart . here we go . [ nitrogen gas hisses out of its tank as zach aims it at the door lock . ] [ scene_break ] lily : thank you for making those boys leave . man : you sure you 're ok ? lily : i 'm a lot better now . man : you seemed to hold your own . lily : i was n't holding anything -- they took my jacket away . man : so they did . so they did . do you need a drink or something ? maybe a sandwich ? lily : maybe . but could you do me another big favor first ? man : sure . what can i do for you ? lily : can you please call my boyfriend , jonathan , in pine valley at this number ? man : your boyfriend , huh ? is there anyone else i should call -- like , parents ? lily : no one else . just call jonathan and tell him that the lions want him to read more history . man : `` lions -- `` what , is that some kind of code or -- lily : yes . it 's complicated . my dad will have all kinds of detectives intercepting my boyfriend 's phone . i was supposed to be in boston by now , going to mit with jonathan as an orderly , but my plan failed . and then i tried to do plan b , and that did n't work , either . man : well , then i 'll just go make this call to your boyfriend , then . lily : thank you . well , i want jonathan to meet me in the history section of the new york public library -- it has two statues of lions in the front . man : did you run away ? lily : no , i 'm 18 now . i 'm totally independent . man : but people are out looking for you -- your dad 's people . are you in trouble ? lily : will you please move out of my way ? [ scene_break ] zach : all right . this is for kendall and a little boy named spike . [ using a step ladder , zach manages to knock the lock off the door . ] [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : do n't listen to her , ryan , please . mom -- mom , i 've changed everything about me . i 'm a mother already . i 'm just like you . i feel about my baby the way you feel about bianca and me . i -- i 'm a part of the club . i want to be a mother . i will give anything -- anything -- for this little boy . oh -- oh , my god . why did i ever say -- why did i ever say i did n't want my child ? [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's not as easy as you want it to be , erica . erica : no , of course not . but if i have to choose between my walking , talking daughter , my -- my flesh and blood in there -- ryan : it 's your flesh and blood inside her as well , erica , mine , too . i 'm his father . he 's my son . i 'm supposed to do everything that i can to save him . erica : and kendall ? ryan : you know that i love her . you know that i love them both . erica : ryan , i 'm sure you remember that kendall said she did n't even want to keep the baby . and now the baby is -- is putting her life at risk . ryan : how can we risk hurting either one of them ? how ? erica : the longer you wait , the longer you choose in favor of the baby , and the baby is hurting kendall 's chance to survive . [ scene_break ] [ zach grunts as he pushes open the heavy door . ] dixie : oh . zach : that was n't so hard . get the file on the proof from erica . dixie : right . sorry , madden . your secrets are coming with us . [ scene_break ] [ kendall 's monitor beeps ] erica : you are supposed to stay away from my daughter . greg : i came to offer you my regrets . i heard about your dilemma . erica : i do n't want anything from you . greg : there is only one true heroic choice to make here . you must ensure this child survives at all costs . erica : how dare you . get out , now ! kendall 's voice : no , wait , mother ! listen to him . greg : it 's too late for the adults in this world . but children -- they can have limitless possibilities if given to the right parents . kendall 's voice : i want to be my son 's parent . erica : and you decide who are the right parents ? greg : now , can you imagine if parents were qualified to bring the next generation into the world ? erica : i will call security . greg : you only have to look at your own offspring to know that i 'm right . kendall 's voice : whoa , whoa , whoa ! where did that come from ? erica : joe martin and i told you , you are done ! out ! greg : it 's your interference that 's caused this entire mess . kendall would have been safe . she would have been happy , she would have been healthy . her child 's future would have been ensured . you should have left her in my care . erica : and everything you 've done with josh proves that you know best ? greg : you are so careless with your children . if only you and kendall would realize that i 'm the only one who 's truly qualified to decide who becomes a parent -- i 'm the one who should make the decision about this child 's future -- not you , and not kendall . kendall 's voice : oh , my god . you were right , mother . erica : nurse ! security ! kendall 's voice : dr. madden -- erica : security ! kendall 's voice : is insane . well , he ca n't get my baby ! erica : security ! kendall 's voice : do n't you let him take my baby ! erica : security ! security ! [ scene_break ] ryan : if we do take the baby now , it 's got to be a c - section , right ? dr. mayer : and at this stage , it is a big risk . ryan : a big risk ? are we talking , like -- like an automatic death sentence here ? dr. mayer : no , no , we have a top flight neo - natal intensive care unit here . however -- ryan : i want the facts , ok ? i do n't want you to sugarcoat anything . i need to know exactly what we 're up against . dr. mayer : if we take your son out now , he will not be able to breathe on his own . ryan : but you could hook him up to a respirator , right ? dr. mayer : yes . and we 're currently giving kendall steroids to help your child 's lungs develop . he 'll be on antibiotics since his little body may not be able to fight off infection . he probably wo n't be able to eat right away , so he 'll have to be fed intravenously . and then , there are heart problems , including pda -- ryan : what would you do if you were me ? dr. mayer : i ca n't tell you that , mr. lavery . ryan : if this was someone that you love and your son , what would you do ? dr. mayer : look , i 'm not in your shoes . i 'm in mine . and mine dictate that i can not make a decision for you . [ ryan sighs ] dr. mayer : i 'm sorry . j.r. : how 's kendall ? ryan : you love your wife , and you love your son , right ? j.r. : what do you want ? ryan : your opinion . what if you had to choose ? j.r. : between babe and little adam ? ryan : what if there was a medical emergency that required the possible loss of one over the other ? who would you save ? your wife or your son ? [ scene_break ] little adam : where 's daddy ? babe : yes , your daddy got this for you . you like this one ? [ little adam babbles ] babe : it 's a big daddy truck , i know . and your daddy got it for you , because he loves you so much . little adam : and the baby ? babe : and the baby truck . little adam : the baby truck . babe : the baby truck . and did you know that your daddy loves your mommy , too ? little adam : it 's broken . babe : it 's broken ? it 'll be ok . mama just has to figure out what to do . [ little adam babbles ] babe : how did you get in here ? josh : the usual way . the front door . little adam : that 's my daddy 's . babe : you can leave the same way . josh : i will , as soon as i say my peace . babe : you 've said plenty . josh : all right , look , babe , you got me . ok ? i 'm not chivalrous . i 'm not even a good friend . i do n't remember people 's names unless they 're useful to me . but here 's the thing -- i care about you . it may not mean much , but you 're the closest thing i have to a friend around here . babe : sucks to be you , then . josh : that 's not the point . the point is , you do n't get to tell me someone just tried to kill you and then tell me to forget about it . [ scene_break ] lily : you 're here to tell my dad where i am ! give me back jonathan 's number ! man : please , do n't run out of here . i 'm not going to tell on you . i wo n't tell anyone you do n't want me to . lily : i do n't know you . you 're a stranger . man : i can be a friend . you are going to need a lot more than some change to survive in the city . you need shelter , you need clothes . there 's a reasonable hotel around the corner . it 's nothing crazy , but you can catch a nap , at least . i 'll go get some things you need , and then we 'll call your boyfriend , ok ? give him all the coded messages you want . lily : you 're still a stranger , and strangers are potentially dangerous and should n't automatically be trusted . man : that 's exactly right . that 's what my parents used to tell me , too . but you just said that you 're an adult now . and adults talk to strangers all the time . lily : that 's true . well , i 'll pay you back . when i start going to mit and jonathan works , i 'll budget it . man : do n't worry . no worries . the important thing is to get you off the streets . it 's not safe out there for a pretty young girl . lily : why are you helping me ? man : you remind me of my little sister . and i 'd certainly want someone to take care of her , too . hotel 's name is the jerome . ok ? you check in , and then i 'll swing by with some necessities in a little bit , ok ? lily : ok . the jerome . [ scene_break ] teen : yo ! second teen : yo ! what 's up , man ? jonathan : hey . i -- hi . can you help me ? [ teen laughs ] teen : oh , check this . bridge and tunnel over here wants some help . second teen : yo , you got something for us ? jonathan : no ? i 'm looking for my girlfriend . teen : oh , yeah ? get that out of my face ! second teen : what i see is somebody looking to get hurt . jonathan : no -- teen : looking for some of that ? jonathan : no , listen -- listen , guys . listen , i 'm looking for my girlfriend ! [ teen laughs ] jonathan : she 's -- she 's pretty , and she 's -- teen : no , man . what i see is somebody who needs an attitude adjustment . second teen : yeah , i think you need an attitude adjustment . [ the three thugs proceed to rough up jonathan . ] [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] ryan : what would you choose , j.r. ? your wife or your son ? j.r. : maybe i 'm not the right person to be asking about this . ryan : you adore your son . he 's your life . and you have this woman that you think the world of . what if you had to choose ? j.r. : i used to be so sure about everything , and -- and now i 'm not sure about anything . except for the fact i know that i would die for my son . ryan : so would i . if that was a choice , i would take it in a second , but it 's not , and i do n't know what to do . j.r. : i ca n't tell you what to do . ryan : if i risk letting my son die , then a piece of me dies , too . and i 've got to live with that my entire life . i 've got to live knowing that the tiny life out there someday could have been -- i 've just done so many things wrong , and i 'd have to know that my son would never have a chance because of me . but how -- how do i put kendall 's life on the line ? i mean , it 's kendall . you know , i would n't even have this chance if it was n't for her . this was supposed to be a gift . so how do i take that gift away ? j.r. : i 'm so sorry . ryan : it 's ok . j.r. : no -- no , it 's not . i 'm sorry . i -- i ca n't help you . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm fine , josh . i can handle j.r . josh : babe , it does n't look like you 're handling anything . all right ? you look like a sitting duck . i mean , get real . i know who you are . you 're the woman who -- who scared off those guys who tried to steal your car . you 're the woman who walked into fusion and demanded to be taken seriously . you do n't let anyone take advantage of you except j.r . babe : you have no idea about my life . josh : fine , you know what ? sit around , play the prenup game with j.r. who can leave whom the fastest ? whatever . but this is crazy , babe . this guy tried to kill you ! babe : do n't act like you 're mr. do right . you 're the one who brought dixie to the casino , and now i 'm picking up the pieces . josh : you know what ? do n't blame me for j.r. 's whacked out mother , all right ? i found that woman in a crate . i did n't know who she was . she did n't need my help to screw over her kid . i bought her a drink . if i did the wrong thing , i 'm sorry . but i did n't try to kill anybody . what are n't you telling me , babe ? why do you feel you deserve to be treated like this ? babe : i do not deserve this . and i 'm not just putting up with it . josh : then -- babe : i 'll deal with it my own way . josh : do something . go to the cops . go to your lawyer . get custody . babe : you do n't understand at all when -- when i was planning back in the day to steal this little boy from j.r. -- trick him into marrying me so i could have full custody , take away the one thing that he loved . i did n't plan on falling in love with him again . if i take away his son , it 's going to prove that j.r. is right , and he 'll be lost forever . [ scene_break ] [ a bruised jonathan walks into the same warehouse where lily has just been . ] jonathan : lily ? lily , it 's me . are you in here ? jonathan : lily ? lily ? it 's me ! it 's jonathan . lily , are you in here ? man : hey there , buddy . can i help you ? jonathan : hi . i hope so . i 'm -- i 'm looking for my girlfriend , lily . well , here . her name 's lily montgomery . that 's a picture of her . uh -- she 's -- she 's really pretty . you can -- you can tell . she 's about this tall . about -- about this tall . and -- and she has blond hair . and -- have you seen her ? somebody that owns a -- a store in this neighborhood said that -- that they saw her around here . man : i 'm sorry , i 've never seen her before . she 's lost ? jonathan : well , kind -- kind -- no . i 'm going to keep looking for her now . man : good luck , man . hope you find her . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] babe : good boy . look , j.r. did what he felt he had to do to save his son . he did n't want me hurting this little boy the same way that his mother hurt him . that 's how he saw it . josh : are you kidding me ? this is so not right , babe . babe : look , you even said it yourself -- you do n't understand love . it does n't make sense to you , so would you please stop trying ? josh : you 're right . i do n't get it . i do n't know why . look , i may not love you , but i care about what happens to you . [ door opens as j.r. enters . ] [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] kendall 's voice : i do n't want to live if my child will be lost . i do n't . please -- please save my son . erica : i love you , sweetheart . ryan : erica ? [ erica and ryan walk into the hallway . ] ryan : i can not live -- [ ryan sighs ] ryan : with the idea of taking kendall 's life . you see , i 've hurt her too many times , and i ca n't do it again . and i wo n't , no matter what . i 'm going to tell the doctors to order the c - section asap . zach : no , you wo n't . [ next_on ] babe : you tried to kill me , j.r. , and you wo n't get away with it . dixie ( to greg ) : i will destroy you . ryan ( to erica ) : what if kendall needs something to bring her back ? maybe that 's zach . let him try to bring her back to us .
while kendall is unconscious , erica and ryan are faced with the decision of either saving her or the baby . erica tells ryan that they must save her and realize she did n't even want this baby . but he has a serious issue about giving up on his son 's life . meanwhile , zach is with dixie , stuck in a vault . he finds a way to get out , however . ryan finally concludes that he has to save kendall so he will order a c section , asap . right then , zach rushes in and tells ryan : `` no , you wo n't . `` jr is walking around spooked . it looks like krystal is onto him . babe reveals to josh that she is afraid that jr is trying to kill her . but when he tells her he will not let jr get away with it and she must call the cops , she decides she does not want to go that far . and she makes excuses for jr in regard to what dixie did to him . she says he did what he did in order to protect his son from what dixie did to him ( jr ) . josh tells her he does not buy that and she can not let jr get away with what he did . lily is lost in nyc . some punks threaten her . but a strange guy saves her and wants to help her . he also meets jonathan . been when jonathan asks if he 's seen lily , he lies and prevents them from finding each other . it looks like he has some sort of `` agenda `` .
babe : will you look at how tiny these are ? were my feet really ever this small ? oh , you 're just so little . hi , pretty girl . look how excited you are to go meet little a . j.r. : yeah , he 's pretty psyched , too . he said he 'd share his race cars . colby : i am so ditching school to babysit . krystal : come here . tad : well , you know what ? from here on out , all we got to worry about is feeding , burping , changing -- maybe a little barfing . i 'll try not to hit the baby . krystal : oh . [ tad chuckles ] tad : come on . we 're taking our daughter home . krystal : yeah . that 's what i thought before , and then she was gone . [ scene_break ] adam : spare me the legalese , barry , did you take care of it or not ? barry : well , at this time , there 's no proof linking you with janet dillon or the child . therefore , i 'm happy to report there will be no charges filed against you in conjunction with either of them . adam : so with the loon back in the bin , i assume this matter is officially closed ? barry : well , you still have to recover from your heart attack . adam : well , that 'll be a hell of a lot easier now that i do n't have to worry about illegitimate babies or runaway psychos . barry : or legal action of any kind . adam : yeah . [ scene_break ] kendall : i locked greenlee in here ! how did that conniving little brat weasel her way out of here ? what did she do -- what , did she slither under the door ? zach : greenlee tried to stop the wedding , and you stopped her instead . kendall : no , you know what ? she could n't have gone very far , not in those heels . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : go look for footprints . size 6 , jimmy choo . you got to do it . you -- come on . zach : hi . kendall : hi . zach : ryan and annie are married . kendall : mm - hmm . zach : it 's over . know what i think ? i think greenlee got the message , and she left . kendall : you 're wrong . you are so very wrong . greenlee is still here . i can feel it . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ryan : and we want to thank everybody for coming here today , and now i 'm going to -- i 'm going to say this as blatantly as i possibly can . we 'd like you to disappear for a little while , so that i can have a little time alone with my wife . i have a little surprise for her , so i 'm going to take this . you guys get the party started inside -- annie : what surprise ? ryan : and we will be -- yes , hold that . we will be there -- annie : what surprise ? ryan : very soon -- a surprise . i ca n't tell you . go ahead -- we 'll see you guys soon . yeah . annie : pretty slick , making our guests disappear like that . ryan : yeah , well , today is full of magic . annie : oh , my god . no way . no , no -- no way . no , no , no , no , no . forget about it . ryan : you can do this -- it 's going to be ok . trust me . annie : ok , this is so romantic , and i 've always wanted to , but last time , i ended up on my butt soaking wet . ryan : and completely beautiful like you are right now . so -- annie : oh . hmm -- ooh ! oh . man : that a girl . ryan : hello -- thank you . we 're married now , annie , and we can take on anything even beautiful othello . annie : how can i say no ? oh , god , oh , god , oh , god . ryan : thank you , thank you -- careful . wait for me . ready ? one , two -- annie : oh ! whoa , hold on . [ music plays ] annie : oh ! ryan : i got you . you good ? annie : i am good . ryan : are you ok ? annie : yeah , i 'm better than ok . i love it , and i love you . man : here . ryan : thank you , thank you . you ready ? ok . annie : oh , god ! singer : we watch the season pull up its own stakes and catch the last weekend of the last week before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced another sun - soaked season fades away . you have stolen my heart . you have stolen my heart . invitation only grant farewells , crash the best one of the best ones , clear liquor and cloudy - eyed too early to say good night . you have stolen my heart . you have stolen my heart . and from the ballroom floor we are in celebration . one good stretch before our hibernation . our dreams assured and we all will sleep well , sleep well , sleep well [ scene_break ] di : that bride and groom on horseback -- could it get more romantic than that ? julia : well -- aidan : i prefer a late - night bungee jump myself . di : what are you doing later ? jonathan : oh . oh . di : yeah . amanda : i am really glad you decided to come , lily . i know parties are n't really your thing . ava : [ as lily ] i have earplugs if things get loud . amanda : well , maybe we could do lunch or a picnic in the park or something . i 've really missed being second - best friends . ava : ahem . i 'll be right back . [ aidan watches ava as she texts lily ] singers : you make me feel so alive i 'm letting go tonight . and everyone knows i was afraid to zach : wow ! kendall : hi , ready to go to the balls ? [ kendall gasps ] kendall : look who it is -- there is my boy . zach : hey . kendall : hi , honey . hi , sweetness . zach : i know . i mean , now , go get some food . we got him . rachael : all right . zach : thanks . kendall : all right . you like weddings , do n't you , spikey ? you remember ours -- you remember ours ? you were still in my belly . zach : of course , he remembers -- he walked you down the aisle . what you looking at ? kendall : so , did you catch annie with her stud , big stud ? zach : stud ? kendall : yeah . zach : oh , the horse , you mean ? that was a nice touch . kendall : yeah , it was . you know , i think you 're right . annie and ryan are actually married , so i think greenlee actually decided to forever hold her peace . emma : here they come ! amanda : oh ! jonathan : yeah ! amanda : yay ! ryan : hi , spike . julia : mr. and mrs. ryan lavery . [ scene_break ] adam : tad , did you come to congratulate me on my freedom ? or are you just tired of being saddled with my bed scraps ? no refunds on defective merchandise . barry : my client and i are engaged in a private conversation . would you please leave ? adam : no , actually , if tad wants to say something , let 's -- let 's let him talk . i could use a little entertainment . tad : i was going to warn you to stay away from my family . adam : you mean , that merry band of tarts and traitors ? tad : you did n't let me finish . i was going to warn you to stay away from my family , but it 'd be a waste of breath , waste of time . you 're obviously in no position to do anything . in the meantime , i 'm going to take my new baby girl home -- with krystal . get well soon . babe : adam really is n't going to be charged with anything ? tad : no proof , no case . babe : he put you and mama through hell . there 's no going to skate . j.r. : oh , you want to bet ? if anybody can cover his tracks , it 's that sob in that room . [ scene_break ] krystal : what ? what -- what 's wrong ? joe : not a thing . we have monitored her temperature , heart rate , respiration , white blood cell counts . you name it . she 's good to go home . krystal : oh . tad : oh , thank god . that 's a load off , pop . j.r. : i 'll go get the car . yeah ? tad : yeah . krystal : joe ? joe : yeah ? krystal : can you promise me when i walk out that door , i do n't have to look over my shoulder ? i do n't have to worry about somebody grabbing my baby ? promise me , joe . joe : this little baby , my granddaughter , is surrounded by love . everybody here would do anything to protect her and her mother , especially me . [ jenny fusses ] joe : oh . well , much as i would like to stay here and dote , i 've got to go and get adam ready for his discharge . excuse me . tad : would you excuse me ? i 'll be right back , ok ? [ joe whispers ] tad : pop ? i do n't want that criminal on the loose when my daughter gets out of here . [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't know what i 'm looking forward to more -- my next glass of scotch or getting rid of this godforsaken gown . barry : listen -- do you need help getting home ? i can arrange a car . adam : i hire you to do my legal advising , barry -- that 's it . i have people that can take care of the rest . joe : hello , adam . i have your discharge instructions here , medications , recommended lifestyle change , follow - up appointments and all that stuff . who shall i give it to ? adam : i do n't need a caretaker . i can bloody well take care of myself . joe : you 're a fool , adam . adam : do you think i would take medical advice from a martin ? joe : mm - hmm . we also recommend that you have a friend or a family member accompany you from the hospital . adam : i also recommend that you get the hell out of my way . joe : mm - hmm . you 're all out of options , are n't you ? no family , no friends , no choice but to go home by yourself . adam : well , what about that -- that useless son of yours ? is he lazing around somewhere , maybe right over there ? mounting my ex - wife , again ? why do n't you go lecture him . joe : oh -- we 're still waiting for your test results , and there 's a terrible backup in the lab . no telling when you 'll get your release . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . what 's up with you ? colby : dad has no one to take him home . babe : our sister could 've died twice because of him . he 's getting exactly what he deserves . j.r. : babe 's right -- forget him . colby : he is our dad , and he is sick . j.r. : he disowned me , he thinks that you went to the dark side . we 're out , colby . learn to deal with it . colby : what , and just leave him in there ? babe : colby , if adam would 've pulled off his plan , it would be mama that would be going home alone . she would never see jenny again , none of us would . you have to think about that . j.r. : look , you 've stepped up more than anyone in this whole mess . you 're not just my kid sister -- you 're your own person . you 're smart , you 're brave , you 're independent . i mean , you broke away from dad , you broke away from the chandler mold that he was trying to force you into . you 're free , colby . just do n't -- do n't get yourself sucked back in , ok ? [ jenny cries ] krystal : oh , yeah . you 're singing . babe : how are we doing ? hi , princess . krystal : all set . colby : hi . are we ready to take our baby home ? tad : ok . j.r. : yeah . tad : paperwork 's done . babe : so pretty . tad : car is out front . it is time to get this little show on the road . you ready ? whoo ! joe : there she is , there she is . the peanut . hello there , sweetie . j.r. : aw . krystal : this is it . time to go home . tad : well , when you put it that way -- colby : oh -- babe : how about you head on home ? i 'll meet you at the condo , ok ? colby : thank you . tad : appreciate it . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jamie : so , with everything you have going on -- taking care of kathy , getting back to work after the nurses ' strike -- you have time to have a wedding at your house ? how are you not exhausted ? julia : well , but this is what i wanted wildwind to be like . i wanted people here to celebrate and kids laughing -- bring back some of that life and joy . feels like the old days . jamie : think about the past a lot ? julia : i think about edmund and maria . i think about all the people who used to live here . so many of them are gone -- they moved or passed away , and i miss them . jamie : well , you have us . julia : yeah . oh , and it 's been so great for kathy , too . you know , now that she 's a little bit more settled , i ca n't wait to take her out to california and introduce her to her new family -- my mom and my sisters and sam and maddie and hayley and mateo and enzo . jamie : wow . uh -- that 's cool , and then she 's going to have the wildwind gang on the east coast and the santos crew on the west . julia : yeah . i just want her to know them and to spend time with them and to understand of something that 's really special and big . jamie : oh , speaking of which -- i think i failed to mention this , but i 've decided to go back to med school , so books , exams , gallons of coffee -- i 'm ready , i 'm excited . i 'm going to be a doctor . julia : oh , great . is this -- is this jenny inspired ? jamie : uh , well , when i was working on my baby sister -- julia : wait -- you mean when you were saving her life ? jamie : that . [ julia chuckles ] jamie : i do n't know -- it felt right , it felt good . it felt like i was doing exactly what i was supposed to be doing . julia : oh , this is so great . it 's -- you 're just -- you 're going to be an incredible doctor , and look -- jamie : i do n't know about that . julia : at how happy you are . well , look , i 'll -- i 'll do whatever i can to help you . i 'll be a study buddy , i 'll bring you midnight snacks -- anything you want . jamie : really ? julia : mm - hmm . jamie : because med school is a -- a real grind . it 's very stressful . julia : oh , well , i can probably help you ease some of that stress -- jamie : hmm . julia : under one condition . jamie : oh -- both : lock the bedroom door . jamie : yeah . julia : oh , my gosh . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i -- hi . i ordered you a ginger ale , your favorite . ava : [ as lily ] thank you . can you put it on the bar , please ? singers : give me a chance jonathan : the wedding invitation said 3 : 00 p.m. , so when i did n't see you , i figured you were n't going to come -- you 're always right on time . ava : i was 42 minutes and 6 seconds late . i did n't want to interrupt the ceremony . jonathan : i 'm just happy that you 're here . but i 'm happy that -- that you 're talking to me . i know with my run - ins with ava , you were -- you were very upset . i -- i did n't know if you were ever going to talk to me again . ava : i love my half sister . she 's funny and nice , and she 's going to be a huge movie star . and people are mean to her , and i do n't like that . [ scene_break ] di : hey , lily 's smiling and chatting -- does n't seem to have picked any pockets . i guess ava has n't corrupted her , huh ? aidan : i 'm just glad she 's having fun . di : yeah , right , because lily deserves to have a good time . ava -- she can fend for herself on the streets , right ? aidan : ava has a roof over her head , which is a big step up from the streets where she was slumming a month ago , so i 'm not pulling out my violin just yet . del : hey , put a sock in it and check these guys out , hey ? [ music stops ] ryan : now , my wife is a woman of many , many talents . [ latin music plays ] ryan : she writes stories , ride horses , all of it , but now , she can salsa . all : oh ! annie : you think we 'll ever make it on `` dancing with the stars `` ? ryan : i know you 'll make it . i do n't know about me . annie : all right . kendall : come on ! [ cheers ] jamie : look at that ! that -- jonathan : whoo ! jamie : wow . jonathan : ho , ho ! kendall : all right ! [ cheers ] annie : the dip . all : oh ! annie : everybody , come on . get your butts out here . come on , dance ! jonathan : want to dance with me ? come out here and dance , come here . all right . come here and dance with me . kendall : oh ! ryan : look at you ! jonathan : oh ! kendall : you have no idea how big you owe me . [ scene_break ] colby : whoa , but strained anything -- oh , nasty . tad : i 'm telling you . take it from bodybuilders worldwide , ok ? peaches and bananas -- do n't knock it till you try it . [ colby chuckles ] j.r. : little adam is in the other room with winnie . this is a kid - friendly zone . [ krystal sighs ] j.r. : there 's no weird vibes here . i 'm going to go check on my son . [ jenny fusses ] krystal : oh . tad : you know , i was there with you -- through all of it , right ? janet , that stupid test , the warehouse , the ambulance -- all of it . i do n't blame you for feeling the way you do , but look , the fact is jenny 's home with us where she belongs . she 's healthy , she 's safe . she 's at home with her family . colby : oh . at the hospital , i read this article about infant massage . it says that it relaxes the baby and helps us bond with her . tad : infant -- infant massage ? krystal : i -- i do n't know , colby . colby : come on ! you want j - co to be up on the trends , right ? tad : yeah , yeah . well , why not , you know ? it sounds like it could be interesting , and i 'm sure that little jenny from the block 's up for it . all right . warm it up a little bit . ok , come here -- give me your little footy . there 's the feet monkeys . krystal : aw . tad : huh ? nothing . i often have this effect on women . [ jenny coos ] tad : yeah , there she goes -- yeah ! colby : oh ! tad : seems like she likes it . you know , at this age , getting a massage , who knows ? six months , she 'll want a chef and a sports car . colby : oh , look at her -- i think she likes it . [ tad chuckles ] colby : do n't you ? tad : yeah . you know something ? i think it 's working so well with her , i 'll go try it on j.r . krystal : oh . colby : ooh . ok , my turn . krystal : hmm . colby : ok , let 's see . you want a little foot massage , huh ? huh , jenny ? ooh , look at these little toes . krystal : oh . j.r. : well i 'm going to go ahead and get on out of here . looks like you guys got everything under control . krystal : hmm . j.r. : all right . i 'll see you . colby : hmm . krystal : thanks , colby , for being such a great big sister -- and daughter . what is it ? colby : we 're all together and my dad 's all by himself . i should n't care , but i do . [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't care if the traffic is backed up to pittsburgh . get me a car , now . should n't you be out test - driving trailers with your mama ? babe : how 's it going , adam ? you still feel that barbell on your chest , the burning , the pressure ? you know , some people say that a heart attack is a life - changing event . adam : hmm . babe : makes you re - evaluate everything . adam : you know , it must be hard finding a double - wide with a nursery in it . you have to just put the baby in a drawer , i guess . babe : i know that you asked for mama when they rolled you in here . adam : oh -- nonsense . babe : and you could n't take your eyes off of her when she was leaving the hospital . deny it all you want -- you still want her . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] di : my god , do you see this ? kendall : i do . di : they 're all over ryan . i think spike is next to learn the twist . kendall : ok , i need a picture of this . [ di laughs ] kendall : instantly -- this is very cute . zach : hi -- sorry , i need to borrow my wife . it 's -- it 's kind of important . kendall : ok . bye . di : mm - hmm . annie : thank you , jonathan , for seeing this , for believing in us way before i did . i am completely , unbelievably happy . jonathan : i 'm happy for you . annie : i want you to have this , too -- not just for us or through us . i want you to have happiness of your own . jonathan : i did once . and i 'll never forget it . [ scene_break ] jamie : how 's your head ? does it still hurt ? amanda : a little -- not so much from the bump as the nonstop worry . i 'm just so sick of stressing . jamie : well , positive thinking . you live in a fantastic house , you have good friends , cool job . amanda : and a mentally ill mother adam chandler used to steal your baby sister . just when i think it 's ok to relax and go forward with my life , i get smacked in the face -- or the head , the universe 's way of reminding me that i can never let my guard down . i just want something , anything to get my mind off the drama for a couple of hours . jamie : well , there 's the bouquet thing , the cake -- that should eat up some time . or we could just make fun of del . i mean , that 's always a good one . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you want to dance ? we could dance the way we did at the mardi gras ball . ava : [ as lily ] i have to go to the ladies ' room . aidan : lily , you all right ? ava : yeah , why ? did i do something wrong ? aidan : no , you just -- you know , you looked a bit uncomfortable . that 's all . do you want to go outside and get some air ? jonathan : we could go for a walk , lily . there 's beautiful purple tulips outside . ava : why are you being so nice ? aidan : because we care about you . we just want to make sure that you 're taken care of , that 's all . ava : how can you be so nice to me and so mean to my half sister ? di : lily ? hey , it is pretty loud in here . do you want to go to someplace more quiet ? ava : i 'd like that . singer : nothing you can say or do will turn me di : is this better ? ava : yeah . waiter : whoa . [ clang ] waiter : i 'm sorry , miss . di : my god . waiter : sorry . di : lily , you 're all right , right ? no big deal , huh ? start counting from 100 backwards right now or you are so busted . [ scene_break ] ryan : we 're so incredibly lucky to have our family here today , and that 's how we think of each and every one of you -- honestly we do -- as family . jonathan : aw . ryan : we do , do n't we ? annie : yes , yes . aidan : whoo ! jonathan : ow ! del : yeah ! jonathan : get a room . emma : we want cake ! ryan : oh - oh ! oh , excuse me . annie : ok ! man : ryan lavery ? ryan : yes , that 's me . officer : we have a warrant for your arrest . ryan : what ? what is this , a joke ? i mean , we just got married . man : that 's why we 're here . emma : do n't let them take me again ! annie : oh , no , no , no , sweetie . nobody 's -- nobody 's here to take you . ryan : ok , look , not here , all right ? [ ryan whispers ] jonathan : ok . ryan : it 's fine . jonathan : hey , guys , it 's a misunderstanding . we 're going to get it cleared up right now . continue to dance , have a drink . we 'll be right back , ok ? it 's fine , it 's fine . ryan : you want to tell me what the hell is going on here , please ? man : bigamy . officer : being married to two people at once . ryan : yeah , i know what it means . why are you here ? man : there 's proof that you 're still married to your former wife . jonathan : what ? is this a joke ? annie : why are there policemen at our wedding reception ? ryan : well , i told you , it 's just a mix - up . it 's just -- annie : well , it 's a mix - up that has our daughter in tears . emma thinks they 're here to take her back to foster care . [ music resumes ] annie : you better have a damn good explanation for this . ryan : you know what ? you know what ? this is just about my divorce papers , which i am definitely am , i definitely am divorced , so obviously , this boils down to just , like , a clerical error . a paper - pushing kind of thing , ok ? i 'm going to fix it in no time . annie : are you sure ? ryan : yes . yes , i am positive . i 'm just going to go take care of this real quick , and i will be right back . you know why ? because i still have to feed my wife cake . singer : and all those flames and all the jonathan : i 'm right behind you . singer : it does n't mean that you 've got to dance [ scene_break ] [ zach hums ] zach : see ? kendall : what , the bridge ? yeah , it 's beautiful . zach : yeah , quiet and private . kendall : private . how do you always know ? zach : it 's my job . kendall : yeah . you 're damn good at it , too . [ kendall hums ] zach : heh , heh . kendall : you know , greenlee 's got me so crazy , i can only force this smile for so long . zach : well , then stop forcing it . kendall : thank you . zach : thank me ? you 're the one saved the day for ryan and annie , so i think you deserve a reward . kendall : whoo . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : i 'm in . zach : yeah ? [ kendall giggles as zach removes his jacket and starts kissing her ] zach : you 're in ? [ zach chuckles , growls ] [ scene_break ] colby : my dad did some horrible , horrible things to you , jenny , our whole family . i mean , when i think about him all alone in that hospital , in that big house -- j.r. and babe told me to forget about dad , but i -- i ca n't , krystal . you must think i 'm crazy . krystal : i think you 're a very caring , wonderful , loving young woman , colby , with a ton of love to give . you should do what you have to do . [ scene_break ] babe : i wish you would forget that mama even exists . adam : i would love to . she keeps following me around . babe : oh . adam : yeah . but why do n't we get one of her trucker friends to haul her across state lines ? babe : you tried to take jenny , you lost . you tried to give jenny away , you lost . you tried to break mama into a million different pieces . you lost every single time . adam : yeah , you and -- you and j.r. , resorting to the -- your own asinine antics . trying to get me to gush over krystal ? trying to get me to come up with a deathbed apology ? no . ai n't going to happen , lady . ai n't going to happen . because i ai n't dying . and i sure as hell ai n't crying . babe : and you sure as hell are not going to hurt mama or jenny ever again . i will personally make sure that you never get near either one of them . adam : can i have that in writing , please ? babe : you lost everything , adam . you know what that makes you ? a loser . and mama deserves a hell of a lot better . [ scene_break ] [ at the cemetery , j.r. talks to dixie 's headstone ] j.r. : i have no right to be here . and you have no reason to listen . but i have to try . i have to try to make it up to you , mom . you asked me to give tad his child . you told me to let him know that krystal was carrying his baby . that was your last wish , and i let you down . i 'm sorry , mom . if i had just respected you -- honored you , maybe this would n't have gone so far . how do i make it right ? how do i become a son that you would be proud of ? [ scene_break ] colby : i 'm not going back to dad . he stole jenny . i 'm officially a carey woman now . so forget everything i said , ok ? i 'm going to go get a towel . krystal : wait , colby . here , here . listen to me . adam did steal jenny , and she got really sick . if jamie had n't reached her in time , then -- your daddy 's done some really rotten things . but that does n't mean you can just switch off your feelings for him . he 's in your heart . and you two still have a chance . it 's not too late , colby . i promise you , you would know it if it were . so you go . ok . colby : bye . bye , sweetie . krystal : hmm . i guess it 's just you and me and baby makes three . [ scene_break ] zach : not a bad day after all . kendall : well , i wo n't have to force my smile anymore . [ zach laughs ] kendall : this one 's not going away for a long , long time . zach : how do you do it ? it came off so easy ? there it is . kendall : well , it just happened . zach : ok . kendall : all right . zach and kendall : let 's go . kendall : yep . zach : all right . [ scene_break ] di : hey . annie : i 'm fine . it 's fine , everything 's fine . di : annie , it was a spectacular wedding . this is just one little glitch . annie : oh , yeah , it 's tiny . jamie : is there anything we can do ? we 're all here to help . annie : um -- emma -- where 's emma ? julia : oh , she 's -- she 's fine . she 's with rachael and the other children . and she calmed down when i told her that mommy 's going to explain everything . annie : yeah . maybe somebody could explain it to me first . [ while everyone is distracted , ava picks up annie 's bouquet and sneaks away ] [ scene_break ] krystal : hmm . jenny 's first night at home . tad : you know , i just realized something . it 's my first night at home with a newborn . krystal : it 's my first night at home with a newborn and her daddy . tad : it 's not my first night alone with a cold beer , a hot pizza , and the nature channel . as much as i love her , those pretty frogs are in there right now waiting for me . krystal : tad -- you can watch the tree frogs sitting here on the sofa , while you 're giving the 2 : 00 a.m. feeding . [ scene_break ] adam : tell him to step on it . oh . did you come to attack me , too ? colby : i came to take you home . i 'm going to stay with you , dad , and help you get better . adam : last time you offered to come live in my house , it was a trick . colby : well , this is straight up . i still love you , and i do n't want you to be alone . adam : ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . di : hey . zach and kendall : hi . di : ryan was arrested . kendall : that sneaky little bitch . [ scene_break ] jonathan : jack , it 's jonathan . you have to come down to the station right now . ryan 's being arrested for bigamy . ryan : my wife divorced me . my present wife is at the wedding reception right now . man : we have proof . ryan : look , get the chief in here , please . if derek was here , he would tell you what kind of a colossal mistake that you 're making . officer : yeah , yeah , yeah . follow me . take a load off . you 're going to be here a while . you the lawyer ? greenlee : no . i 'm the wife . ryan : greenlee -- [ next_on ] ryan : this is classic greenlee . you waited for the perfect moment for your payback . way to go . direct hit . annie ( to ryan ) : are we married ?
krystal , babe , and colby dress little jenny in the outfit that babe bought her to wear home from the hospital . adam 's lawyer visits him in his hospital room and adam asks him if he has taken care of everything . barry tells him that no charges will be made against him . kendall ca n't believe that greenlee escaped from the playhouse . ryan tells his guests that they should go on to the reception and that he has a little surprise for his wife . ryan surprises annie with a surprise horseback ride on their wedding day . greenlee watches ryan and annie . aidan watches lily ( ava ) as she checks her text messages . tad tells adam that he is going to take his new baby girl home with krystal . joe gives jenny a clean bill of health . colby arrives at the hospital and overhears adam and joe 's conversation . krystal tells babe that it is time to go home . krystal looks in on adam sitting alone in his hospital bed . just as ryan and annie start to cut the wedding cake , the police arrive and arrest ryan for bigamy . everyone is in shock . kendall and zach arrive and they find out that ryan had been arrested . kendall blames greenlee .
madison : oh . scott : hello , there . madison : hi . scott : come here often ? madison : does that line ever work on anybody ? scott : you could use any line in the book on me and it would work . i was thinking maybe -- you have a little time . we could come home -- madison : no , we ca n't . we 're late . scott : but you are so not fun . madison : oh , really ? scott : maybe a little bit . fine . later , do you want to maybe -- madison : meet for lunch ? scott : yes . confusion , 1 : 00 ? madison : yes , that 's a date . scott : all right . great . madison : so i guess we 're kind of good , huh ? scott : i 'm sorry . `` kind of good ? `` madison : you know , after crossing the big boundary . scott : right . that , yeah . madison : sometimes sex can ruin things . scott : let me tell you something -- not with us . madison : so we 're good , then ? scott : yeah . why do you keep asking me that ? madison : i do n't know . you just seem like you have something on your mind this morning . is it ryan and greenlee ? scott : ryan and greenlee have their own problems , all right ? i just do n't want them to spill over and hurt you . madison : now that everything 's out in the open , there 's nothing greenlee can do to ruin us . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so you think you 'll make it home for dinner ? ryan : i 'm not sure . i 've got some meetings . they could run kind of late . greenlee : me , too , so just let me know . ryan : yeah . sure . greenlee : oh . ryan : i was showing it to emma . greenlee : of course . ryan : anyway -- greenlee : do you think scott told madison that he and i -- ryan : were working together to keep her away from me ? he was n't planning on it . greenlee : he does n't want to hurt her . ryan : right . so then maybe he should just keep lying to her . it seems to be working for everybody else , right ? [ scene_break ] bianca : any word ? jack : what do you think ? bianca : i was hoping mom would 've tried to contact you again . jack : she did n't . bianca : uncle jack , i do n't -- jack : bianca , please do n't . ok ? look , your mother may be the center of her universe , but she is very rapidly moving out of the middle of mine . excuse me . [ scene_break ] distorted voice : doing a little reading , erica ? erica : yes , i am . i 'm very grateful to you for bringing my things to me . it was actually very thoughtful . distorted voice : that sounded almost genuine . erica : there 's something to be said for being here . distorted voice : really ? erica : yes . i know i 've been , of course , fighting with you the whole time . but the truth is being isolated here , not being able to communicate with the outside world has really forced me to reflect on my life . and it 's actually taught me to see things in a new light . [ scene_break ] krystal : your mother is a real piece of work . i mean , come on . to back to town , not let anybody know -- not her family , not the man that she 's supposed to marry ? she 's a really -- bianca : careful . krystal : i know she 's your mother , but come on , bianca . not even you can defend this . bianca : people are allowed to be frustrated . i am frustrated , too . krystal : does she have any idea how much she is hurting the people that she supposedly loves ? bianca : i have no idea what 's going on with my mom right now . all i can say if those tabloid attacks did n't bring her out fighting and our video messages did n't send her rushing back home , then she is staying away for some really good reason . krystal : yeah . tell that to jackson . [ scene_break ] caleb : you did this by yourself ? asher : yeah . caleb : this is really good . asher : i tried to give the cortlandt web site , like , a hip , edgy vibe to it . caleb : oh , yeah . hip and edgy -- that 's me , baby . asher : come on , you 're getting there . caleb : i hope you doing this does n't get you into trouble with j.r . asher : really ? you 're hoping that 's exactly what 's gon na happen . caleb : yeah , i 'm just saying . i do appreciate you doing this . asher : uh , you know what ? i actually am running late , so -- caleb : blond and pretty ? asher : i wish . no , i got to do this other thing , but i 'll be back in an hour . in the meantime , you should check that out . and i actually wrote a bio , on you -- and erica , as well . caleb : erica who ? jack : that 's a good picture of her , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] distorted voice : bored already ? erica : oh , no . no , it 's a fascinating story , really . just thought i would pick something out to wear for the day , especially since you were nice enough to bring me some new clothes . distorted voice : i 'm glad you approve . erica : well , let 's not get carried away . i still hate what you 're doing to me . but i am grateful that you 're treating me with some sense of civility . distorted voice : it means so much for me to hear you say that , erica . you have no idea how much . [ scene_break ] madison : oh . ryan : hey . madison : greenlee 's not here yet . ryan : yeah , i did n't come to see greenlee . i came to see how you 're doing . madison : i 'm ok . ryan : i do n't know when your next doctor 's appointment is , but i thought maybe i could take you there . madison : that 's really not necessary . ryan : i know it 's not necessary , but i just -- madison : ryan . ryan : i do n't want you to be stressed at all with this baby whatsoever , ok ? and this mess that greenlee and i are going through is -- madison : is yours to deal with . ok ? i 'm fine . i have scott . ryan : yes , you have scott , good old scott . madison : he 's been with me through everything . why do you have this attitude about him all of a sudden ? ryan : i just want you to be happy . madison : i am happy . and i know it might take a while , but greenlee and i will get through our issues one of these days . at least we 're being honest with each other . ryan : yeah . madison : greenlee never trusted me . she was always worried that i would use her lie to try to cause trouble between you two . but it 's out now , and that changes things . ryan : yes , it changes a lot of things . madison : i hope you two can work it out somehow . ryan : she did n't tell me about my child , madison . madison : she was n't alone in that lie . i was right there with her . ryan : i think you 're being generous right now . madison : yeah ? well , maybe it 's because even though scott and i are just starting out , i already know that i would do anything i could to protect what we have . that 's all that greenlee was trying to do . maybe we 're not so different after all . [ scene_break ] david : would you mind signing for these , please ? greenlee : david . david : part - time job , remember ? working for the free clinic . greenlee : right . david : how are you ? greenlee : ok . david : that 's not true . maybe you 're a little better than the last time i saw you , but you 're a long way from ok . you want to talk about it . greenlee : heh heh ! wow . i look like that much of a basket case ? david : you did something that did n't live up to ryan 's ridiculous standards , and whatever it was , it 's obviously still causing you great distress . i 'd like to help . greenlee : just go away . david : i 've always been a great sounding board for you , greenlee . greenlee : you are also a conniving sociopath , and i know all you want is for me to help you get your old job back here at the hospital . david : that 's not all i want . greenlee : i do n't want to hear it and i 'm not desperate enough to sit here and listen to your advice , so just leave my hospital , ok ? david : greenlee -- greenlee : i said go ! scott : will you back off , hayward ? i think the last thing greenlee needs right now is you making things worse . david : making what worse , scotty ? and what do you know about any of this ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so that was a pretty nice speech . madison : it 's not a speech . it 's how i feel about greenlee . ryan : i 'm just having a little bit of trouble seeing things from greenlee 's perspective , that 's all . madison : greenlee and i both lied to you , ryan . ryan : for very different reasons . madison : i know what it 's like to want something so badly that you 'll do anything to keep it . ryan : yeah ? and you think scott is really worthy of that ? madison : there you go again . ryan : i 'm just simply asking the question , madison . madison : i do n't think you realize just how important scott has become to me . when i tell you he 's been there through everything , i mean the whole way -- this pregnancy , deciding what to do about it , you . ryan : me ? madison : deciding not to tell you about it , not share it with you -- that was the hardest decision i 've ever made . having him there made it easier . we were friends at first -- and we 're still friends , but now it 's more than that . it 's deeper than that . i depend on scott and i trust him . i see him struggling to get his life back , and i just want to help him the way that he 's helped me . i do n't know what you 'd call that , but it 's the closest thing to a real partnership that i 've ever had . this pregnancy 's the best thing that 's ever happened to me , and having scott in my life is right up there . [ scene_break ] bianca : look , you and me could stand here fighting all day , and we would end up in the same place -- you believe my mother is a horrible person . krystal : no , i do n't . i just think she 's erica kane ! bianca : yeah , i 'm her daughter . krystal : so that means you defend her no matter what , huh ? bianca : would you want your daughter to behave any differently no matter what ? krystal : point taken . bianca : i better get going . krystal : i 'll give jack a call and make sure he 's all right . bianca : i 'm sure he 'll be fine . krystal : you really believe that ? [ phone rings ] krystal : oh . he must 've left his phone . bianca : i will bring it to him . krystal : no , that 's ok . i 'm gon na drop some things off -- bianca : no , you do enough for him . krystal : what 's that supposed to mean ? bianca : it means i 'll handle it . [ scene_break ] caleb : it 's a web site for our company , the company that erica and i run together . satisfied ? jack : caleb , honestly , i do n't think either one of us are very satisfied these days . caleb : i 'm ok . jack : are you ? your business partner -- she takes off without so much as a word , and you 're just fine with that ? caleb : what am i gon na do about it ? jack : you can register a pulse . caleb : pine away like you ? no , thanks . jack : yeah , that would be a hell of a lot easier to believe if i did n't just catch you mooning over that publicity shot of her . caleb : listen . am i disappointed that she chose you over me ? do i wish that she 'd come back and change her mind ? yeah . jack : thanks for the honesty . caleb : but i have a business to run , i have a life to live , i 've got a son i want to get to know , and i want to keep my sanity . jack : regarding that last issue , i do n't suppose you have any insights as to how to do that ? [ scene_break ] scott : here 's what i know : you 're harassing her , and it 's got to stop now . david : i never realized the two of you were so close . scott : really ? i never realized you were n't smart enough to leave when greenlee asks you to . david : we were just having a simple conversation . scott : do you want me to have you thrown out of here , because i think i 'd really enjoy that . david : does that go for you , too ? greenlee : you ca n't hear the word `` no , `` david . david : i do now . take care . greenlee : thank you . scott : forget it . greenlee : no , really , scott , you may be the only person in the world who understands what i 'm going through right now . [ scene_break ] caleb : i feel for you , jack . jack : thanks , caleb , but i 'm not looking for your sympathy . caleb : and it 's not sympathy . i 'm just observing a fellow human being who 's banging his head against a wall . i have been there , i have done it , and it 's not gon na stop hurting until you stop doing it . jack : that 's good advice . caleb : jack , you 've been running this game with erica a lot longer than i have . you should be giving the advice . jack : i 'll give you some advice . forget about all this business nonsense and go back to that mountain of yours . caleb : i wish . there 's a lot to be said for communing with nature and the birds . jack : sure . for one thing , they do n't talk back . caleb : and it does n't hurt as much when they fly away either . you know , under different circumstances , you and i would probably go out for a beer . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan can barely look at me . i mean , he barely says anything at all . there 's just this silence . i just want to grab him by the shirt and shake him and say , `` get over it . yes , i screwed up . so what ? i 'm here now . you want to just throw it all away ? `` scott : yeah , i would n't advise that . greenlee : there 's only so many times i can apologize . i take it you have n't told madison yet ? scott : what am i gon na do ? `` oh , hey , honey . just thought you should know the reason i got so chummy with you in the beginning was because greenlee sprung me early from prison , so i could be your friend , keep you away from ryan . oh , by the way , how is the baby doing ? `` no , i ca n't do that . greenlee : and you can live with this forever ? scott : i 'm gon na have to . she 's been hurt enough . greenlee : yeah , yeah , yeah , i 've heard plenty about madison being hurt . scott : you were the one who tried to get her to leave town . you lied to your husband about his baby , and yet you were gon na keep pointing the finger at madison . greenlee : madison made her own choices . scott : not all of them . i hate lying to her right now but not enough to come clean . last time i owned up to something , it got me sent to prison . all right ? now this time madison gets caught in the crossfire . greenlee : she 's no fragile flower . she 'd survive . scott : i want better for her than that . greenlee : for her or for you ? scott : i am not gon na hurt her because of my stupid mistake , and neither should you . greenlee : protecting madison is not my priority in all this . scott : you know what ? maybe it should be . you think about it . if madison and i split up , what happens ? she goes right back to who she was before -- a pregnant woman carrying ryan 's baby , with no one to take care of her but ryan . [ scene_break ] ryan : i thought you loved half days at school . what -- hey , ems , you ok ? emma : are you and greenlee having a fight ? ryan : we 're having a disagreement about something , yeah . emma : is it about me ? ryan : no , no , no , it 's not . emma : are you sure ? ryan : i know that there 's a lot of tension between you and greenlee lately , but i promise you this has nothing to do with you , ok ? it 's kind of a grownup thing . emma : you sounded really mad . i do n't like it when you 're mad . ryan : neither do i . [ scene_break ] david : it is a beautiful day , do n't you think ? krystal : i have to say i have n't seen you with a spring in your step in a long time . david : i 'm just fascinated with i how quickly a person 's fortunes can change . krystal : uh - oh . hide your kids . hide your wife . you are up to something . david : no , i 'm just a regular guy trying to make it through this cruel , cruel world . krystal : you want to sit down ? david : no . that 's ok . you do n't seem to have what i 'm looking for here . krystal : oh , david , come on . i really do miss the good old days -- when you were in a coma . david : heh heh heh . caleb : hey . david : hey ! krystal : ugh ! well ! there are just some people in this world that i do not like . caleb : anyone in particular ? krystal : oh , let 's see . maybe my ex , who keeps reminding me of the mistakes i made . and let 's not forget your good friend erica , who 's still missing in action and causing a lot of heartache for everybody . caleb : guess who i just ran into . krystal : who ? caleb : jack . krystal : how is he ? caleb : heh . pining . believe it or not , he asked me for my advice . krystal : oh , wow . ok . what 'd you tell him ? caleb : i told him he should just back off , let erica figure things out for herself . krystal : that 's what you told him ? caleb : yeah . it was just a friendly piece of advice . he can take it or leave it . krystal : sure . friendly piece of advice -- he backs off , and guess who gets to cut in front . caleb : now , krystal , let 's not be cynical . [ scene_break ] distorted voice : what are you doing ? erica : well , it probably seems silly to you , but i 'm still very excited that you brought me my clothes . they 're a reminder of jack . distorted voice : i feel honored , like i 'm getting my own private erica kane fashion show . erica : well , lucky you . is lunch coming soon ? i 'm actually famished . distorted voice : i 'll get right on it . [ scene_break ] caleb : do you really think that i would manipulate jack in order to get erica ? krystal : yep . i ca n't believe that somebody like you would do that , considering how much he is suffering . caleb : you know me better than that . if i want something , i say that i want it and i go after it . krystal , not everybody is taking advantage of this situation . krystal : ok . wait a minute , now . what 's that supposed to mean ? caleb : since the wedding blew up , you have been hanging all over jackson . krystal : that is not true . caleb : oh , really ? krystal : really . caleb , if i wanted jackson , i would be pushing you towards erica . i 'm not because i do n't want to see jackson hurt -- not by you , not by erica -- anyone . yes , i am his friend , i am sticking by him . because nobody else understands him like i do and understands what he 's going through . caleb : oh , you do ? krystal : yes , i do . caleb : really ? you trying to convince me or yourself ? coffee 's cold . [ scene_break ] david : madison , hey . how are you holding up ? madison : do n't start with me , david . david : no , look . believe it or not , that was genuine concern . madison : i 'm great . i do n't need your concern . david : you do n't have to cover with me . i know the whole story . madison : i honestly do n't even know what you 're talking about . david : the whole mess with greenlee and ryan , how she lied to him ? i got to say everyone thought the two of them were gon na finally make it to the finish line , huh ? madison : i do n't know who told you . i do n't care . i 'm not gon na talk to you about this or anything else . david : oh , ok . i get it . you 're right . it 's been very humiliating to find out what scott 's role was in all this . can i get an espresso , please ? madison : what ? david : yeah , that part of the story 's out , too -- how greenlee got scott released from prison , so that he would romance you away from ryan . wow . typical greenlee move , huh ? i got to tell you i was very surprised with scott . i did n't expect that of him . you must 've wanted to kill him when you found out . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . i 'm at the hospital , running a little late . i will be there as soon as i can . bye - bye . [ scene_break ] emma : how are you ? greenlee : i 'm all right . emma : good . me , too . ryan , she heard us fighting , and she just wanted to make sure everything was ok . greenlee : what did you tell her ? ryan : i did n't lie to her , if that 's what you 're asking . greenlee : is this how it 's gon na be from now on ? ryan : this is how it is , greenlee . i ca n't change what happened any more than you can . greenlee : ok . fine . but did you not see emma right now ? she has n't said three kind words to me since annie went away , and yet she managed to be nicer to me than you 've been . ryan : what do you expect me to do , just sort of forget it and move on ? greenlee : i know i hurt you badly . and i know i have a lot to make up for , and it 's not gon na happen overnight . i get that , but this can not break us , ryan . as bad as it is , eventually we 're gon na have to start repairing what i broke . let 's do it for us and everything we 've been through to stay together . let 's do it for emma , because we 're the only stability that little girl has in her life right now . she needs her family , and we 're it . will you at least try ? ryan , will you ? ryan : ok . [ scene_break ] david : madison , listen . look , i know that you and i -- we got off to a rocky start . i know i did some things that i 'm not very proud of and , frankly , i regret very much . but this ? wow . anyway , i just wanted you to know that i 'm sorry , ok , and if there 's anything i can do -- madison : anything that you can do ? david : right , right . there 's really not much , is there ? when did you find out about all this ? madison : what ? david : about greenlee and scott hatching their plan to deceive you and ryan . madison : i 've known for kind of a while , actually . david : really ? madison : that 's right . david : i have to say i think you 're being incredibly brave through all -- and forgiving . because a betrayal like this , it 's so -- personal . madison : you 're right about that . excuse me . david : yeah . you take care , madison . liza : did you have something to do with that ? david : a gift fell into my lap today . all i had to do was use it correctly . liza : i 'm almost afraid to ask what that was . david : greenlee and ryan are going through a rough patch right now . this might very well push them over the edge . liza : why , david , you could n't possibly still want greenlee back . she despises you . i really do n't understand why -- yes , i do . i understand . if you ca n't have her , no one can . is that your motivation again ? david : maybe something like that . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i ca n't believe how much emma 's reading . ryan : i know . she loves it . ever since she was little , annie was writing her those stories , and now she 's writing them herself . greenlee : i 'd love to read them . maybe she 'll become a famous author one day and support us in our old age . ha ha ha ! so have you talked to kendall ? ryan : yeah . i checked in with her this morning , actually . greenlee : i 've been calling her , and it just goes to voice mail . i hope she 's ok . ryan : my guy 's still watching her . she 's safe . greenlee : so -- ahem -- how did emma react when you talked to her about us ? ryan : she was concerned . greenlee : that 's something , at least . ryan : i 'm not sure i would say that 's a positive . greenlee : it 's not a negative . it 's a step up from hating me . you know what i think we should do ? ryan : what ? greenlee : i think that we should take that trip that we were talking about -- to the lake , just the three of us . what ? did i say something wrong ? ryan : i know we have to do this . i know we ca n't throw away everything that we have , but a happy family trip ? i ca n't do it . i ca n't do that now . greenlee : ryan , wait . ryan : i 'm just gon na go check in with kendall , and if emma asks , i 'll be back in time for homework . ok ? [ scene_break ] asher : hey . what 's so funny ? caleb : for my birthday , you put down the day i came off the mountain . asher : i was wondering if you 'd catch that . caleb : it 's one thing to shave off a few years , but come on . asher : heh . i did n't really know when your birthday was , so -- caleb : it 's been a while since i 've celebrated it . asher : i think you should keep it young on the site , you know ? caleb : i really do n't care about that stuff . asher : come on . i could adjust the photo . maybe change your hair color , make you bald , give you some baby fat ? caleb : like a professional wrestler ? asher : yeah . what 's so wrong with that ? you could call yourself `` caleb cortlandt : pine valley destroyer . `` caleb : yeah , i could wear a mask and a cape and a speedo . asher : yeah , holding a candy cane , sitting on a porcupine . that 's an image . so did you ever get a chance to check out erica 's bio ? caleb : i skimmed it . asher : yeah , you skimmed it . caleb : why is it so hard for you to believe i 've moved on ? asher : maybe because you 're actually a human being -- or at least starting to act like one . caleb : thanks . asher : all i 'm saying , you ca n't be into somebody and then just -- bam -- snap out of it . you know ? it does n't work like that . caleb : after erica crashed into the mountain and destroyed my home and everything in it , i thought maybe it was fate that brought her into my life , you know ? asher : yeah . caleb : but now i 'm thinking maybe it did n't have anything to do with erica at all . [ scene_break ] krystal : jackson ? are you all right ? jack : i do n't know why i keep coming back here . i do n't know what i expect to find . maybe answers , huh ? krystal : oh , jack . jack : or maybe i just want to catch erica sneaking back here again without telling anybody , without telling me . got to be some reason , right ? krystal : i 'm sure there is . but i do n't think that drinking is gon na give you the answers that you 're looking for . jack : you 're absolutely right , which is why i poured all that down the sink . no , i need to be able to think very clearly , try to understand what the hell it is i 'm doing . krystal : and what are you doing ? jack : i 'm loving a woman that keeps running away from me . and i keep waiting for her to change , even though i know through painful experience that she is incapable of that . so i need to be very clear in my mind when i decide what happens next . [ scene_break ] bianca : we 're just gon na be here for about an hour or so . the kids just wanted to visit some of their friends at daycare here . woman : not a problem . bianca : thanks . ok , spike , honey , why do n't you go play with miranda , gaby , and ian . spike : i will . bianca : ok . i have to make a couple of phone calls . oh , no . uncle jack 's phone -- i forgot to give it to him . spike : can i see it ? bianca : it 's not a toy . spike : i know . bianca : ok . all right . just for a minute , ok ? here . sit down . you want to take my chair ? help ? oh , got you . all right , stay right there . i 'll be right over here , ok ? [ phone rings ] [ scene_break ] liza : congratulations . i think you have another satisfied customer on your misery train . david : no , madison 's nothing but collateral damage . the real target is ryan and greenlee 's marriage . oh , man . this day just keeps getting better and better . liza : i would leave it alone while you 're ahead . david : that 's not gon na happen . um , excuse me , guys . ryan : what do you want ? david : i 'm really happy i ran into the two of you . i think i may have done something that might 've been a big mistake . [ scene_break ] greenlee : madison ? now what 's your problem ? madison : you . [ scene_break ] jack : i was at a jury selection this morning . as you well know , krystal , that 's one of the most important things a trial lawyer does , is find 12 people that he can trust with his client 's welfare . i 'm usually pretty good at it . i can look at those faces , read those minds . but you want to know what i saw this morning when i looked at those faces ? i saw people who had clearly read the tabloids and were thinking in their minds , `` who the hell is this fool in front of us , this guy who 's let erica kane sweep him under the rug yet again ? `` krystal : jack , come on , now . no , no , you are not a fool . jack : oh , i do n't know about that . i feel like i 've spent most of my adult life trying to get this woman to love me , staying when every logical bone in my body has told me to run like hell . and why ? why ? she just keeps running . krystal : jack , i am so sorry . i -- i really wish there was something i could do to make things easier for you . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] spike : hello ? erica : spike ? is that you ? spike : spike . erica : ok , honey , spike , put jack on the phone . spike : he 's not here . erica : ok . ok . then just put anybody on the phone -- distorted voice : erica ! erica : any grownup . i 'm in danger , spike . do you understand ? spike : what ? distorted voice : erica , what are you doing ? ! erica : spike , it 's very important . spike , please . i 'm in pine valley . i 've been kidnapped . spike : i miss you . erica : i miss you , too , sweetheart , but this is very , very important , spike . please , just put somebody on the phone .
caleb and jack both miss erica and they urge each other to move on with their lives and caleb points out that if they both were n't they could both go out for a beer and talk . jack thinks caleb should go back to his mountain but caleb tells jack he ca n't do that now . bianca is at krystal 's retardant worried about erica and tells krystal that erica must have a good reason to stay away since she has n't responded to the videos that they sent to her in the e - mails . krystal tells bianca that erica should realize that she is hurting everyone she claims to love . krystal tries to call jack to check on him and realizes he left his phone on the counter and she tells bianca that she will take it to him but bianca tells her that she does enough for her uncle jack and takes the phone to return it to jack . david sees greenlee at the hospital and since he knows her so well he knows something is bothering her so he offers to listen but she wants him to leave and when he does n't scott steps in and threatens to call security if he does n't leave . david knows that scott and greenlee are hiding something so he listens to scott tell greenlee that he does n't want to tell madison that she got him out of jail so that he could distract her from ryan .
jack : who 's up for takeout from the mysterious far east ? reggie : yes , i 'm saved . i 'm over here getting my butt handed to me . jack : ah , my niece did n't tell you she 's a card shark , huh ? bianca : well , uncle jack taught me everything i know . reggie : oh , so now you to decide to tell me . jack : so , any word from aidan ? reggie : um -- sorry , j , nothing . maybe it 's time you called off the dogs , you know , forget about erica . jack : forget about erica ? reggie : if erica would rather party in vegas than be here with us , let her stay where she is . [ scene_break ] pug : desiree , girl , you lit up that room tonight . that is a gift that ca n't be taught . you brought that audience joy tonight . scott : if you 're going to toast desiree again -- huck : use this . that bubbly - pop eats out your stomach faster than straight lye . erica : well , i 'd watch that stuff if i were you . pug : oh , we 'll watch it , sugar . huck : yeah , watch it disappear . erica : well , winning is n't going to feel so good if you think you have ten cards in your hand instead of five . pug , scott , and huck : oh ! bobby : gentlemen , the lady has thrown down the gauntlet . erica : well , i do n't want to publicly humiliate you , so let 's play in my suite . huck : oh , sounds good . erica : ok , follow me . pug : desiree , after that dance workout you had tonight , i 'll walk , you steer . erica : put me down ! scott : ms. desiree , you just drive him like you would any would any other mule ! pug : that 's right ! `` gee `` for right , `` haw `` for left ! let 's go , boys ! erica : ok ! whoo - hoo ! pug : come on , boys ! aidan : desiree dubois , otherwise known as erica kane . get her room number . [ scene_break ] krystal : it ca n't be . no . oh , it 's gone . the annulment paper . it 's gone . [ scene_break ] babe : our marriage is n't legal ? j.r. , where would you get that kind of idea ? j.r. : you want to deny it ? you want to tell me the truth ? swear to me , beg me to believe you ? that you were n't married to paul cramer when i got married to you in san diego ? babe : no , i do n't . god help me , it 's true . [ scene_break ] maggie : grocery store , school registration , the library . oh , you know what i need ? i need one of those passes that send you straight to the head of the line . you got one of those ? jamie , do n't go into the light . come back ! come back ! jamie : i 'm sorry . do you ever just wish the world could stop so you could take a breather , or at least slow down so you can catch up ? maggie : oh , you 've got it bad . but guess what -- it 's your lucky day , because i happen to be in my own anger angst . i 've brought reinforcements ! look . root beer floats , the poor man 's antidepressant . you want one ? jamie : yeah , hit me . no , make it a double . maggie : it 's babe , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : smart move going with the truth , because i found this . babe : the annulment paper . how did you -- j.r. : it does n't matter . what matters , babe , is that that 's bigamy . that 's a felony . you could do time for that . and it also makes me not your husband . babe : what are you going to do ? j.r. : i do n't know , you tell me . you 're just one surprise after the next . first , it was -- it was my brother , and then paul cramer and this one - night marriage . babe : i never meant to hurt you . j.r. : you told me i was your husband . you looked at me in the eyes and you lied to me . hell , babe , our marriage has been nothing but one big lie . babe : no , it 's not , j.r . i love you . j.r. : you have all the answers , do n't you ? babe : i signed this annulment . i did . and i thought i had plenty of time to file it with the court . but then you swooped into town , you blissed me out , and you wanted to marry me in , like , 20 minutes , and there was -- there was no time to go file it at the court . j.r. : and there was no time to tell me that i was marrying somebody else 's wife ? babe : i wanted to . i did . i just thought if you knew the truth that you would leave me . and so i put it off , and the longer i waited , the harder it got . j.r. : so you 're saying it was easier to lie than come clean ? babe : i 'm saying that if you knew the truth , i thought that you would cut me out of your life . and then i would n't be able to love you like i wanted . there are a million reasons for doing what i did , but there 's no excuse . krystal : babe , we 're in trouble . somebody took -- babe : mama -- j.r. : you mean this ? you 're busted , krystal . party 's over . [ scene_break ] jack : so , reggie , what 's with the attitude , huh ? i mean , it was n't too long ago you were practically shoving me on a plane to go to vegas to get erica to bring her home . reggie : i 've had time to think . erica 's out there living it up while you 're here stressing . it 's just not fair . all right , one call . that 's all we need . she ca n't even do that . so i say forget her , just like she forgot us . i 'm sorry , j . jack : how about you , bianca ? how do you feel about erica ? [ scene_break ] [ pug cackles ] erica : well , i 'm going to call room service . pug : and tell them they did a fine job . scott : yeah , this is deluxe . [ huck whistles ] erica : oh , roberto , did you do this ? bobby : only the best for the casino 's newest star . erica : oh , but you 're impossible . i mean , how would you know this is exactly what i would suggest ? bobby : it 's my job to anticipate . do you want me to take it away ? pug : do n't make me break your arm , son . bobby : cut for the deal ? pug : that honor goes to desiree . erica : oh . let 's get this party started ! pug : all right , let 's go ! singer : do you know that girl who drives a gti ? she 's got that look in her eye . she 's got all those cards . i do n't know what they are . she thinks they 'll get her far . what did i do now ? never taught me how she 's got her hands on the money . she 's not losing any sleep . she 's got all designer clothes 'cause she 's trying to look chic . she 's got a penthouse apartment that she lives in in the week . she 's got everything she needs except she 's never met me . she 's had a change of heart . she wants a brand - new start . she said she 's tired of being lazy . she 's gone and got a job in her daddy 's firm but the pay is lousy . what can she do now ? they never taught her how . she 's got her hands on the money . she 's not losing any sleep . she 's got all designer clothes 'cause she 's trying to look chic . she 's got a penthouse apartment that she lives in in the week . she 's got everything she needs except she 's never met me . pug : ah ! desiree , darling , you should be toasting lady luck . she sure is on your side this evening . erica : hey , roberto , you think it 's just luck ? bobby : no , i think brains and talent factor in . pug : drink up , desiree . a lady like you deserves enough champagne to drown in it . erica : oh . hey , puggy , drown ? never . i mean , i may fill up a tub and soak in it , but i am never going under , because i 'm a survivor . i mean , come hell or high champagne , i 'm going to float above it ! here is to beating the odds . pug : to beating the odds . bobby : cheers to that . scott : you go , gal ! huck : desiree , you are something else ! pug : yes , she is . bobby : you certainly are . pug : let 's play another game , see if we can beat her . scott : get my money back . [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm totally ticked off at babe , but -- maggie : but you 've still got it for her . jamie : i do n't even know where the hell my head is or where it 's supposed to be . i saw babe with bess today . babe was amazing . i mean , she 's a mom , and it 's like she 's got this whole other side that i have n't seen . maggie : and she 's married to your brother . jamie : maybe . there 's more trouble now , and when i found out , i was pretty much on her side . maggie , i understand her . what do you do when when you 're hung up on somebody that you 're not supposed to be hung up on ? maggie : i know what you mean , because i feel the same way . i feel that way about bianca . [ scene_break ] bianca : i do n't know how i feel about anything anymore . i mean , the last time i saw mom , i was so angry , and i got to tell you , i meant every word i said to her . but that was just part of it . i have so much more that i need to say to her , and she 's not here , and that makes me mad , too . reggie : bianca , you 're entitled to your feelings . bianca : i do n't know , maybe not . maybe i 'm being unfair . but i 'm just so angry about everything . i mean , mom 's gone and miranda � s gone , and all i have are questions , no answers . reggie : you have questions that erica ca n't handle , so that 's why she 's out on the run . jack : maybe she 's lost , lost inside . we have to bring her home . bianca : yeah , but what if she 's not ? uncle jack , you may be trying to save somebody who does n't want to be saved , at least not by you . so maybe reggie � s right . if mom comes back , then we 'll deal with her . but if she does n't , then we 're going to be fine without her . [ scene_break ] aidan : all right , stay as close to her as you can . do whatever it takes to keep an eye on this lady without bringing attention to yourselves . man : i 've had worse assignments . aidan : do n't tip her off . do n't let her out of your sight without somebody tailing her . we can not afford to lose desiree again . man : where will you be ? aidan : i have to go back to pine valley . my client needs this update face to face . [ scene_break ] krystal : j.r. -- j.r. , if you 're going to be mad at somebody , be mad at me . babe : mama -- krystal : i 'm the one to blame . no , i 'm the one who told babe not to tell anybody . babe : mama , stop it . i need you to go . babe : i lied to you -- again . and i was wrong and i 'm sorry . j.r. : that 's all you got to say ? babe : damn . uncle stuart was right . he said to just let love light the way . but i just kept all the bad stuff around , and now -- now it 's ruined everything . j.r. : only because you got caught . babe : i am not the same person that you met a year ago in san diego . i have seen the miracle of life , and i watched death snatch it away . i 've looked down my fears , and i was able to experience love in its purest form . i 'm not scared anymore . so whatever you decide , i 'm going to be ok . j.r. : you 're not the only person that 's changed . i 'm not the same guy who came off that tramp steamer who thought -- thought he knew it all . i 've learned more from you than i ever could have sailing the whole world . and what i learned is i ca n't live without you . babe : do you mean it ? j.r. : i love you . and what we have is just so more important than some stupid mistake . babe : here i thought you were going to cuss me out and tell me to pack my bags , but -- but this -- you absolutely , positively forgive me ? j.r. : i love you . babe : so the wedding 's on ? j.r. : marrying you means more to me than ever . babe : that night that i met you on the pier , i said that you were my dream man . and i was right . you are . oh . you saved me that night . and here you are saving me again . i would die for you , j.r . i really mean that . i love you so much . [ scene_break ] maggie : so ? is n't this where you do a double take and spit up your root beer and ask me if i 'm really gay ? even though you know i 'm the most sensational lover you ever had . jamie : i 'm not into labels , mags . maggie : yeah , but you 're allowed to freak out . jamie : why ? i 'm not blind . i 'm pretty tuned in to your wavelength . maggie : well , then can you fill me in , because i 'm not tuned in to at all here . i mean , i 've never felt this way about someone before , let alone another woman . i love sleeping with guys , with you . but the feeling that i have for bianca -- i do n't know how to explain those feelings , and i do n't know what to do with them . jamie : hey , there 's nothing wrong with being a work in progress . maggie : it 's a hell of a lot of work . jamie : well , here 's to progress . maggie : here 's to being clueless together . [ scene_break ] jack : well , erica may have left town because of everything that was going on here , but she went to las vegas with a specific purpose in mind . reggie : what , to have fun , be a party girl ? jack : to see her father , eric kane . bianca : well , why now ? she has n't seen him for years . jack : because he was dying . you know what kind of an influence he had on erica , good and bad . bianca : mostly bad , from what mom says . i was there when she got the call from him . she did n't say a word about what he wanted . jack : yeah , well , i do n't think your mother was feeling especially loved by any of us at that point , so she went off to take care of it herself , flew to vegas to settle things with her father . bianca : did she see him before he died ? jack : no , she was too late . according to the hospital , he died ten minutes before she got there . too late forever . god knows what not being able to find closure with her father is going to do to erica . [ scene_break ] huck : i ca n't take this beating much longer . scott : you 're down 10 grand . quit your grousing . bobby : it 's getting too rich for my blood . pug : well , with a less risky game , would you be more interested ? bobby : with you sharks , i pass . pug : i 'm talking business here , son , an opportunity you deserve . bobby : how much of his money have you taken ? erica : not nearly enough . bobby : are n't you looking to get even ? pug : you know , this could be really big for you if you were in on the ground floor . bobby : yeah , well , what constitutes `` in `` ? pug : eh , 20 . 50 would be better , but 20 would be good seed money . erica : 20,000 ? pug : well , that 's not much , considering a 500 % return . erica : is this venture of yours legal ? pug : oh , now , desiree , you 're already killing me . now , do n't wound me . it 's all on the up - and - up . it 's just a little idea i 've been kicking around with my friend warren . erica : you mean the warren ? pug : well , i ai n't talking about the movie actor . erica : then it 's my treat . scott : you mean mine . huck : a mountain of those chips are mine , too . erica : well , they were yours . pug : well , what about it ? you got desiree here ready to stake you . bobby : thanks , i ca n't take your money . erica : you can take them . they 're just chips . bobby : thanks , but i got a little put away . pug : how little ? bobby : well , i 'm not in for 50 , but 20 . hell , with your track record , i 'd be a fool to say no . pug : well -- huck : you sure would . pug : i just do n't let anybody in , roberto . bobby : i know you do n't . pug : you treated us good . we want to treat you right . bobby : i appreciate it . pug : all right , then . to our new partner , roberto . scott : roberto . huck : welcome aboard ! scott : hey , we got to get you a hat ! bobby : yes , you do . erica : i 'll take care of that . bobby : ok , well , i hate to be a killjoy , but we 've got to get up in the morning , so -- huck : ai n't it morning already ? pug : oh , i ca n't go to bed without winning a single pot . erica : well , yeah ! we have to give these boys a chance to get even . pug : that 's right . now here , roberto -- your deal . bobby : oh , ok . pug : all right ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : your daddy has missed you so much today . but your daddy 's been very , very , very busy . i went and talked to a lady today . you know what we talked about ? you . j.r. : and wait until you hear what she said . [ scene_break ] pug : desiree , it was a pleasure celebrating your opening night with you . erica : oh , the pleasure was mine , puggy . huck : do n't encourage him . scott : yeah , you 'll be sorry . pug : hey , they 're just jealous , sweetness . erica : oh , you have sweet dreams . pug : you have the same . erica : thanks . pug : dream about your triumphs . well , get along there , sidewinders . huck : night , desiree . erica : good night . scott : good night . pug : come on , boys . bobby : great talking to you , guys . huck : all right . bobby : i 'll see you soon . pug : all right , bobby , i 'll call you tomorrow . bobby : always great , always great . erica : oh , god , that was marvelous . thank you for arranging all this . bobby : it was my pleasure . erica : now , you stay for a nightcap ? bobby : are n't you finished celebrating ? erica : oh , we celebrated my evening , but now it 's time to celebrate you , your assistant mogul - ship . bobby : oh , is that what puggy offered me ? erica : oh , you stand to collect a nice piece of change . bobby : i do n't even know what his scheme is yet . erica : well , everything puggy touches turns to gold . bobby : except for the cards he was dealt tonight , huh ? erica : oh , yeah , but nobody has control over that unless they cheat . bobby : oh , no , no , no , he 's a good man . erica : and so are you , and i really appreciate it . bobby : will you at least try to get some sleep tonight , huh ? erica : yeah , i 'll try -- if you do something for me . bobby : what 's that ? erica : let me grubstake you in this venture with puggy . bobby : no , no , no , i would n't feel right about that . erica : oh , please . come on , you 've done so much for me . i mean , you made it possible for me to start over . let me repay you . bobby : well , just say thank you . erica : roberto -- bobby : that 's all i 'll accept . erica : with all my heart , i thank you . i thank you for this fabulous , fun , new life . bobby : with all my heart , you 're welcome . all right ? now , good night . erica : ok . good night . bobby : get some sleep . i 'll see you in the morning -- erica : ok . bobby : starlet . erica : good night . thanks again . bobby : all right . erica : whoo - hoo ! [ scene_break ] bianca : i did n't even know him , but mom must feel so alone . i 'm so sorry . jack : listen , i did n't even want to burden the two of you with this . i just wanted you to understand that erica did not leave town because she stopped loving us . reggie : jack , i get that , but that does n't give her a pass to just disappear whenever she wants to . jack : look , i am not going to stop until i know that erica 's safe . now , it seems to me this family has a lot of healing to do , and that healing ca n't begin until erica comes home . reggie : jack , i 'm -- i 'm sorry about what i said earlier . i did n't realize . jack : no , no , no , it 's -- look , i know this is not going to be easy , but i want this family to work so badly , and i want to know that you 're all going to step up . now , are you with me , huh ? good . well , deal me in the next hand of whatever you 're playing there , and i 'll reheat the kung pao . [ scene_break ] krystal : baby doll ? are you all right ? babe : mama , he forgave me . krystal : oh ! babe : can you believe it ? krystal : oh , thank god ! oh ! how could he not love my baby doll ? babe : i had no idea that i could ever love anybody as much as i love him . oh , i 'm -- you know , i am going to prove to him that i love him and that he can trust me . i 'll -- i will jump over the moon if he asks me to ! i would do anything ! oh , god . krystal : what ? what ? what is it ? babe : the paternity test , mama . i have to tell j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : the lady i saw today , she was very wise and told me all sorts of things about you . about how your daddy can keep you safe . safe and happy . livia : legally , the child belongs to babe and the husband she was married to at the time of the child 's birth . j.r. : what ? what , paul cramer is my daughter 's father ? livia : technically . j.r. : but she 's mine . livia : not in the eyes of the law . you would have to sue to establish paternity . j.r. : well , we already did a paternity test . why ca n't we just submit that to the court and get it over with ? livia : it just does n't work that way . if i were babe 's attorney , i would insist on another one , and that requires a court order . j.r. : well , how long will that take ? livia : months . and if she hires a bulldog of an attorney , it could take years . j.r. : there 's got to be something we can do , some sort of temporary custody . livia : no court is going to give you custody of bess . j.r. : but i 'm her father . livia : legally , you 're just another face in the crowd . i 'm sorry , j.r. , but at this moment , you have no legal right to your child . [ scene_break ] maggie : oh , we are so messed up . jamie : hey , i am definitely more messed up than you are . maggie : you know what , at least you know what you want . jamie : oh , my brother 's wife ? that 's straight up . maggie : hey , i did n't say it was easy , but come on , i 'm dealing with my whole sexual identity here . jamie : that 's only part of you . i mean , you 're totally locked in to being a doctor . you know exactly what you want out of life . i do n't even have a clue about the whole career thing . i 'm a mess . maggie : yeah , but you know what , you 're so open to whatever is thrown at you in life . jamie : yeah , i wish life would throw me something that i did n't want to throw back . i mean , i should have some clue , right ? but when i look into my future , all i see is a big question mark . maggie : here we are , all these questions and no answers . jamie : well , hey , if there 's no solutions , maybe there 's no problem . maggie : hmm ? jamie : i read that somewhere . anyways , whatever this struggle is , at least i have a friend who 's just as messed up as i am . maggie : oh , thank you so much . jamie : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] krystal : i am so proud of you and your courage and your love , but what exactly are you going to tell j.r. ? babe : that i thought that there could be a chance that the baby was n't his and that we asked paul cramer to switch the test results , but we 're not even really sure if he did , and that there 's just a teeny , tiny chance that bess is jamie 's . krystal : oh , good lord . babe , no , no , you ca n't throw that at j.r . babe : mom , i ca n't keep any more secrets from him . krystal : i understand that , honey , but do n't you know what bess means to him ? babe : of course i know what bess means to him . he loves her more than anything . you know , he used to say that he could never love a child that was n't his own , but now that he 's held bess in his arms , he has gone head over heels for her , and there 's not going to be anything that 's going to change that . krystal : oh , babe . babe , honey , you still do not understand men . babe : mama , you do n't get it . i am so sure that this baby is j.r. 's that i will take another paternity test if i have to . krystal : honey -- honey , no . what if that test says that jamie is the father ? then what then ? babe : j.r. will love bess no matter who turns out to be the real daddy . krystal : babe -- babe , do n't you think for one minute that it does n't matter to j.r. who the father of that baby is . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what about the lies ? the bigamy , the adultery ? she slept with my brother . hell , we thought that james could be bess ' father . does n't that count against babe 's fitness as a mother ? livia : maybe as a wife , but unfortunately , the court is on babe 's side on this . j.r. : but it 's wrong . livia : the law 's not about right , it 's not about justice . even o.j . got his kids back . the courts are predisposed to leaving children with their parents , especially in the case of newborns . i 'm sorry , j.r. , you just do n't stand much of a chance . j.r. : there 's got to be some way we can fight this . livia : we can fight anything . it 's just not going to be easy and it 's not going to be quick . j.r. : well , what if we press charges for bigamy ? that 's a felony rap . that 's prison time . that 's got to put some odds into my favor . livia : it 's not a slam dunk . she could say she did n't know she was supposed to file the petition . the court could accept that , and maybe it really was an oversight on her part . j.r. : what if i go for it ? what if i sue for custody right now ? livia : at the very least , bess would still stay with babe until all the legal proceedings were over . j.r. : and that could take years . livia : and there 's something more important you should consider . if babe knows you really intend to take bess away from her , she could just run with her , and then you 'd have no legal recourse until the court made a ruling . and if she stayed in hiding and just disappeared , you might never see your child again . i 'm sorry , j.r. , i do n't envy your position . j.r. : but i wo n't let you go . uh - uh . i found a way . that 's right , i found a way . [ scene_break ] reggie : read 'em and weep . jack : oh , you got to be kidding . reggie : oh , nope . bianca : oh , not again ! reggie : i see a lot of deadwood over there . bianca : this is fixed . that 's it . jack : i had a hand that looked like a foot . at least give me a chance to win back my dignity , will you ? bianca : there you go . reggie : ok , i 'll be a fair man . bianca : it 's all yours . reggie : all right , thank you , thank you , thank you . bianca : except for -- reggie : no , no , come on , those are mine . [ scene_break ] [ ethereal music plays ] erica : daddy ? daddy ? erica : i can beat you . i will beat you , finally . i call . [ scene_break ] reggie : call . [ bianca chuckles ] reggie : oh , boy . bianca : i win . jack : what do you got ? oh ! full boat . reggie : boy . jack : not even close . reggie : i thought i had it for good that time . bianca : nicely done . jack : well , here , you might as well take them all . reggie : all right , no , i want mine . [ scene_break ] erica : no . no , i ca n't lose them . not them . no , i -- i ca n't lose them . i ca n't lose anymore ! no ! no ! [ scene_break ] krystal : j.r. truly believes that bess is his , and no matter what you want to believe , that is going to affect the way he treats her and the way he treats you . babe : but i ca n't just sit here and not say anything to him . krystal : that is exactly what you have to do . babe : mama , you 're wrong . krystal : honey , sometimes the truth is just too painful to hear . babe : he has the right to know . krystal : honey , and bess has the right to the best family possible and the biggest , brightest future . honey , it 's in your hands . you know that j.r. loves you and bess . now , you build on that , ok ? build on that . do n't cause any trouble where there is n't any . babe : i just -- i feel so guilty about it . krystal : you just concentrate and focus on being the best mama and the best wife there is . and all that loving is going to fill both your lives . you 're just going to be so full with love that you 're not going to have any room for any guilt . babe : j.r. does love bess so much . and i would hate to ruin that . bess needs her daddy , and so do i . krystal : yes , yes . babe : and i 'll just -- i 'll just prove to him how much i love him and that he can trust me . and i 'll just fight for my family until every last dream comes true . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're my beautiful baby girl , bess . and you 're mine . you 're all mine . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : but your mama is something else . and when the time 's right , we 'll just have to deal with her . [ next_on ] bobby : looks as if your life in vegas might be over . kendall : i 'm going to get ryan back and nothing can stop me . simone : oh , yeah ? watch me . ryan : you 're absolutely certain this is what you want ? greenlee : with a storybook setting like this , there 's nowhere to go but happily ever after .
jack , reggie and bianca are almost ready to give up on erica , realizing she 's made no effort to contact them in too long . she seems very happy in vegas , gambling , until she falls asleep and has a nightmare that the cards she is about to lose to her inner demon are four people who love her and whom she can not abandon ; jack , bianca , kendall and reggie .
phoebe : i know what 's going on around this house , and i demand that you put a stop to it immediately . brooke : a stop to what ? phoebe : you know perfectly well what i 'm talking about . and if you wish to stay here under my jurisdiction , you will toe the line as i see fit for your sake as well as mine . brooke : you have a very evil mind , aunt phoebe . phoebe : not evil , my dear . perceptive . [ lost in thought at her aunt 's funeral , brooke turns around and is surprised by an old friend who plants a big kiss on her . ] brooke : benny ! oh , my ! [ scene_break ] jamie : mom 's wrecked . first edmund , then aunt phoebe ? she was mom 's rock . babe : phoebe was like a grandmother to you . it 's ok for you to be sad , too . jamie : adam is circling my mom . we got to stop him . babe : what , you really think that he would swoop in on aunt phoebe 's funeral , seriously ? ok , then let 's get going . your mom may be worse off than i thought . [ knock on door ] j.r. : so , you used your aunt phoebe to screw me over from beyond the grave . [ scene_break ] brooke : aunt phoebe would be so glad to have you here . benny : are you kidding me ? the duchess has been running my life for months . oh , yeah , she gave me detailed instructions about running this whole shindig . she even told me to plant a kiss on you if it 'd help . brooke : i should have known she would orchestrate her own farewell . benny : well , when today is over , she can concentrate on pushing langley around -- up there . brooke : ah , she was so sure of herself at the end . benny : hmm . brooke : i think she was ready to let go and join him . benny : oh , letting go ? never one of the duchess ' things . brooke : well -- benny : charles tyler ? brooke : mona kane . [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : i 'm going to give you one last chance , mrs. kane , to convince my husband to call off his divorce suit . mona : even if i wanted to , it would be too late . you know , the hearing is tomorrow . phoebe : i mean that i intend to put an end to this nonsense once and for all . mona : oh ? phoebe : there will be no divorce . [ back to the present ] brooke : one of aunt phoebe 's many mottos -- `` never surrender , never retreat . `` she loved a good fight . [ scene_break ] jack : reggie , listen to me . i really can deal with erica all by myself . reggie : wait , wait , wait , wait . you did not just say that . how many almost weddings have you two had ? jack : look -- reggie : one ? jack : well , you see , yeah , i appreciate what you 're trying to do . i really do , and i love you . i need to talk to lily . hey , sweetheart . lily : i 'm glad they discovered white cranberries . jack : yeah , boy , me , too . listen , sam 's mother really needs to know where he is . lily : you really do n't know where i hid him ? jack : no , i -- i really have no idea . lily : well , are n't you proud of me for being so good at my job ? reggie : you know , this is how you got in that mess with erica in the first place . you ca n't be messing around in other people 's lives , like sam and maria -- they 're going to work it out , and so will greenpea and ryan . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall , i 'm not nearly awake enough for this . kendall : yeah , well , i made sure greenlee was up to her eyeliner in the fusion budget , so let 's get to it . ryan : i have nothing that i want to say to you . kendall : oh . you do n't have to talk . just take me to bed . ryan : i need some serious coffee . did you just say that you want to take me to bed ? kendall : i do n't actually want you , ok ? i 'm doing you a favor . all right , ok . now that i have your attention , this is the deal -- you and greenlee have to be happy so everyone else can be happy . ryan : everyone else , whoever that is , can go to hell . kendall : ok , no , listen . jackson and my mother are battling over what you and greenlee should do , all right ? now , that affects reggie , lily , bianca , miranda , me , greenlee , and everyone else who comes near us . ryan : i ca n't help you . kendall : wrong answer , ryan , wrong answer . look , i ca n't do anything with jack , but i intend to work on you until you tell me what i want to hear , and that translates into happy families all around . [ scene_break ] jack : aidan , thanks for coming by . could you please tell lily -- private detective to private detective , of course -- that sometimes you just have to tell your client 's whereabouts ? lily : it 's strictly confidential . jack : she is really going to the mat on this one . aidan : i 'll take care of it . jack : whatever you could do , please . appreciate it . i have to get out of here . reggie : dad and erica -- they 're about to blow yet another wedding day . lily : you mean they 're not getting married ? reggie : well , dad better fix it , because there 's no way i 'm saying good - bye to anybody else in my life . [ scene_break ] jamie : `` j.r. , when you receive this letter , i will have gone to my great reward . this is your invitation to my service and the reading of my will . i trust you will accept as i have something special for you that i 'm sure you 'll appreciate . `` j.r. : you waited until aunt phoebe started to lose her grip , then you filled her head with stories about satanic j.r. sticking it to you and saintly babe . babe : you are such a creep , are n't you ? a great woman has passed away . j.r. : excuse me ? you did n't even know her , babe . babe : but i can still respect her . and there 's no way that i would use the day of her funeral to dis her and dump on jamie . jamie : hey , you want to go to the funeral together ? let 's go . i ca n't wait to find out that aunt phoebe left you her gardening gloves and a bag of manure . [ scene_break ] erica : this is such a loss , for everyone . phoebe had such great energy . brooke : she was amazing . she was also terrifying when she wanted to be . erica : hmm . i just think it 's such a pity that she and my mother were always fighting over a man . brooke : is jack coming ? erica : oh , he 'll be along . brooke : you hope . well , i heard you pitched a fit and your latest wedding is off , so i guess that means you never learn . erica : i doubt that phoebe would think this was a very appropriate time for you to gloat . [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : you are so young , darling . you have so much to learn . brooke : i 'm not that young . phoebe : well , you 're young enough to imagine that your putting erica kane in her place is really worth all of this aggravation . [ back to the present ] brooke : erica , you 're not the only one who 's a slow learner . i 'm sorry . linc , kelly . you 'll excuse me . erica : gladly . kelly : hello . hi , sweetheart . brooke : ah . hi , kelly . kelly : how you doing ? brooke : ok . kelly : good . linc : oh , brooke . brooke : linc . oh . i can feel my aunt phoebe smiling down . linc : thank you for everything that you 've done . mother had been telling us how busy you and jamie have been . kelly : oh , yeah . she loved keeping us updated . linc : and she also loved gossiping . brooke : oh . you think ? [ linc laughs ] [ scene_break ] jamie : so are you feeling safe ? think i can go check and see how my mom 's doing ? babe : go ahead . jamie : try not to let him use you as a human shield . tad : could n't help but notice that these three arrived together . i was just wondering when the world comes to an end . j.r. : well , death reminds you of what really matters . later , we 'll be leading everybody in a group hug and a sing - along . [ scene_break ] livia : you were so lucky to have her as a -- i almost said `` mother `` instead of `` aunt . `` brooke : no , it 's ok . she was my mother , you know ? she was the most fantastic mother i think anybody could have ever had . jamie : yo , chuck . joe : yeah . chuck : hi , jamie . jamie : grandpa . joe : yeah . jamie : it 's great to see you guys . that sounds a little strange at a funeral . joe : hmm . chuck : ah , come on . grandmother was really proud of you , and i know she 'd be thrilled to know that you -- you 've come onboard . tad : chuck . chuck : well -- tad : it 's great to see you . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm sure that aidan will do everything that he possibly can . opal : oh ! there you are ! oh , i ca n't tell you how it warms the cockles of my heart to see my two favorite folks have come to their senses . i told you last night -- what ? just a case of premarital cold feet . palmer : looks more like frostbite to me . opal : erica -- am i wrong ? erica : opal , you look fabulous . palmer : why do n't you regale us with all your tawdry tales about when you were housemaid to phoebe and to langley ? opal : oh ! erica : this is not the time . jack : i agree . excuse me . myrtle : darling , i 'm so sorry about your mother . linc : oh , myrtle . mother always said that she would n't go anywhere until she was good and ready . [ myrtle chuckles ] kelly : it sounds like your mother -- white gloves up and ready for a fight . brooke : mm - hmm . mm - hmm . myrtle : well , if there 's anything i can do -- linc : uh , uh , uh . you already have been , for years . [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : you want to take advantage of his gullibility . myrtle : unlike you , i would never push anything on linc . if i can give him a little happiness , that 's all i ask . i am proud to have given linc some of the love that he never got from you . phoebe : what ? myrtle : he 's been like a son to me . phoebe : oh ! what arrogance ! myrtle : and i would like to help make a real loving home for that boy , something that you never made because you was too busy thinking about your own position ! phoebe : my son had a warm and loving home , and he has a good home now . the only trouble is that you 're in it and you do n't belong here . myrtle : linc 's a grown man , and he can make his own decisions , and one of them is the hospitality he 's given to me and to kelly . phoebe : ah ! kelly , indeed . oh , yes . you make a fine pair , you and that girl . [ back to the present ] kelly : well , she 's with kitty now , and she 's probably giving her a really hard time . linc : you know , myrtle , with mother gone now , you 're probably going to have to be the new eyes and ears of pine valley . myrtle : darling , i was always the top dog . i just never told your mother . linc : right ! kelly : myrtle , what is it ? myrtle : i 'm waiting for the thunderclap . benny : excuse me , everyone . i am running this show at phoebe 's request . oh , well , actually , it was more of a strict order . chuck : now , that 's more like it . benny : and we are going to do this by the lady 's rules . opal : yeah , well , leave it to phoeb . she 's still pulling the strings even from the other side . palmer : quite sensible , too . benny : well , phoebe -- the duchess , to me -- was a hell of a lady , and she wanted a hell of a sendoff , and she made sure that we gave her one . hey , no tears , ok , because i 'm going to have to plant another one on you . adam : brooke -- i am with you all the way . benny : oh , brookie . you and grandpa warbucks again , huh ? you know , phoebe did n't plan for this , but i bet if you listen close -- brooke : hmm . benny : you can hear the duchess spinning . adam : i do n't think brooke needs any advice on friendships from phoebe 's ex- chauffeur . brooke : oh , i would n't be so sure about that . adam : ah . tad : it was a hell of an entrance . too bad about the finish , though . it 's a pity . adam : go away . tad : did you really think you were going to be able to swoop in here and be a nice , strong shoulder for brooke to cry on ? from here it looks like she likes benny 's style . minister : if you 'd please take your seats . we are gathered to celebrate the life of phoebe tyler wallingford , and although i 'm relatively new to pine valley , i knew mrs. wallingford as a pillar of the community , a warm and generous woman who gave tirelessly of herself to others . now , she had a passionate enthusiasm for life . opal : and a glass of dry sherry . minister : and certainly , phoebe was a woman who -- benny : who wanted me to cut in right about now . i 'm really sorry , padre , but that was the lady 's order . i 'm supposed to announce that it 's time for the truth . phoebe was afraid that you might try to avoid it , but i do n't think anybody 's going to weasel out . woman : oh . brooke : oh , aunt phoebe , what have you done now ? [ scene_break ] lily : i wo n't take too long . reggie : ok . just be safe . lily : ok . danielle : hey , lily . what 's in the bag ? lily : food , for a hungry person . danielle : wow . you 're like an angel of mercy . lily : no . i 'm a private detective . danielle : well , you 're still too good to be true . have fun . it 's just me . aidan : i 've got him , maria . sam 's not going anywhere . lily : i printed this out for you . it 's a map of the area around wildwind . at the appointed time , you and maddie will meet at this location , in the woods south of the main house . sam : but , lily , if i steal one of the cars , we wo n't make it out the front gate . lily : well , this location is outside the front gate and you wo n't have to steal . you can borrow my dad 's car . sam : oh , i hate to break it to you , but jack 's not going to lend me one of his cars . lily : i borrowed a spare set of his keys . now , the plan is that you will take this road near the woods , and then you 'll take a back road straight to the train station . leave the car parked in the parking lot . leave the keys underneath the front seat so my dad can pick it up later . sam : oh , he 'll love that . lily : and then you 'll board a train to chicago , and from there you 'll go to california . california 's supposed to be really beautiful . it 's not new zealand , but i 'm sure they have some sheep somewhere . you should stay where you like it best . sam : i kind of wish that could be here . lily : i do , too , but you really should stick to the plan . sam : well , how am i going to keep in touch ? lily : you 're doing it again . sam : lily , i like you . lily : i do n't know what your face means . sam : my face is saying that it wants to kiss your face . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , what 's with this `` best girlfriends `` thing you and greenlee got going on this week ? kendall : all right , look . do n't you dare tell greenlee i told you this , but we 're friends . and that means that you need to seriously settle things , ryan , you and greenlee both . ryan : kendall , you can nag me about my job search , you can nag me about the speed i 'm going on my motorcycle , but not my marriage , ok ? you are not exactly an expert in that department . kendall : ryan , listen to me . greenlee adores you , ok ? she is not afraid of anything that you can say or do . she 's got amazing strength . she 's incredibly tough . and when she lost leo , it crushed her heart . but that did n't stop her . she patched it together , and she gave it to you . ryan : that may not have been her smartest move . kendall : she trusts you , ryan . she trusts you more than anyone in this world . you have to deserve her faith in you , because if you do n't -- ryan : then what ? kendall : it 'll kill her , and you know it . greenlee 's tough and she 's brave , but she 's not invincible . greenlee loves you in a way that i can only dream of loving someone -- completely , with her whole heart and soul . do you really want to toss all that away ? ryan : greenlee and i are not getting a divorce . everything is cool . kendall : well , everything can not possibly be cool when you deny her the one thing that she wants more than anything in this world -- your child . ryan : that is between greenlee and me . kendall : no , ryan , you can not just arbitrarily dismiss this . for once in her life , greenlee is not being selfish . she wants this child for both of you . ryan : oh , we do n't need a baby , ok ? i do n't want one . kendall : ryan , listen . greenlee is not going to give birth to a three - headed mini - lavery monster , i swear to you . ryan : all right , this discussion 's over . kendall : listen , wait a minute . where do you get off -- where do you get off insulting miranda and me ? ryan : what ? i did n't insult anybody . kendall : do you think that we 're tainted by our fathers , maybe we should have never been born ? ryan : i never said that . kendall : no , that is exactly what you 're saying -- that miranda will become another michael cambias and that bianca was wrong to bring her into this world . ryan : i love miranda . you i can barely live with . kendall : well , you loved me once , too , enough to help me get through the horror of who my father was and what i might turn out to be . ryan : well , this is n't about you , kendall . this is about me . kendall : ryan , every family has a generation that taints the gene pool , ok ? it 's not catching . just get over it and have babies . ryan : i do n't want to have babies , kendall -- not now , not ever ! if greenlee needs that to have a real marriage -- kendall : no , greenlee wants this for the both of you , ok ? because she loves you , and a baby would be a natural product of that love . ryan : you want to help your friend ? get this through -- if greenlee has kids , it will not be with me . [ scene_break ] lily : why do you want to kiss me ? sam : well , because you hid me out , and you fed me and , well , because i have to leave , and you 've got to stay , and because you 're hot . lily : i 'm hot ? you think i 'm a hot girl ? sam : yeah . that 's not bad . it 's good . lily : erica told me what guys expect sometimes from hot girls , and i 'm not ready to have sex . sam : that 's pretty far from kissing . lily : kissing indicates an ongoing activity like more than one . sam : well , we would -- we 'd start with just one . lily : like a test ? sam : yeah , if you want to . lily : i wanted to kiss aidan . sam : did you ? lily : no , but i practiced kissing -- not on a real person , though . but i think i 'd like to try that now with you . sam : are you ok ? lily : dani was right . it feels warm . i liked it . i would do it again if you did n't have to leave town . [ scene_break ] benny : duchess did not want a stream of people sharing nice , kind , boring memories just because it 's the proper thing to do . the duchess wanted the whole enchilada on display . [ laughter ] chuck : the enchilada ? benny : bingo , doc . and , linc , as her son , would you please start ? linc : um -- erica : oh , dear . linc : ahem . `` dear aggie -- `` joe : phoebe 's advice column . palmer : her license to meddle . tad : and make money doing it . linc : `` my brilliant son , of whom i am enormously proud of , is almost as willful as he is clever . `` kelly : it 's all right , sweetheart . be brave . linc : uh -- [ laughter ] myrtle : you deserve it . linc : `` how can i make him see he needs my guidance in matters of the heart ? `` [ fade to clip from the past ] eddie : it 's eddie dorrance , mrs. tyler , and you can congratulate me on my up- and - coming nuptials with miss kelly cole . phoebe : well , congratulations , mr. dorrance . tell me just -- just when do you think this happy day will be ? eddie : imminent enough for my little bride - to - be to need that $ 50,000 dowry you 're going to lay on her . phoebe : oh , yes , yes , indeed , mr. dorrance . and she shall have it , just as soon as she is indeed your legal bride . [ back to the present ] chuck : aggie 's answer to `` dear loving husband . `` `` whatever your bride 's past , your first duty is to her . if you want to keep your wife happy , do not `` and she has underlined `` not `` -- `` take her home to meet your -- your grandmother . `` [ myrtle chuckles ] [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : and i confess that i would do most anything to see that marriage terminated . man : oh . well , what have you got in mind ? phoebe : well , a man like yourself must have many ways of , oh , managing events , influencing the outcome . [ back to the present ] palmer : `` dear social shark , beat the old biddy at her own game , but keep a civil tongue next time . `` i intend to ruin you in this community . [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : you would n't . you could n't . [ palmer chuckles ] palmer : oh . could n't i ? phoebe : why , palmer ? why ? i -- i 'm just a servant of the community . i just want to help people . it -- it 's my work . it 's my whole life . palmer : yes , well , you should have thought of that before you put your nose into my private affairs . phoebe : but i -- i did n't -- palmer : you need to be taught a lesson , phoebe , and i 'm just the man to do it . phoebe : palmer , please , please . do n't take my whole life away from me . [ back to the present ] palmer : well , phoebe wallingford was a damned exasperating woman , but she was an original . brooke : hmm . i 'll say . [ scene_break ] reggie : wait -- die , yes , die . crash and burn . [ video game beeps ] danielle : speaking of crashing and burning -- jackson , erica ? can we discuss ? reggie : it 's a joke -- adults , i mean . they preach to us , they tell us what to do , and then they make the dumbest mistakes we could see for miles away . they 're fools . they take everything and they just throw it in the trash . you know , adults suck . yeah , they suck , they suck . danielle : well , we wo n't . like you say , man up , grab life by the business , show them who 's boss , right ? reggie : yeah . we just lay back and -- danielle : take it easy . reggie : yeah , we take it easy . danielle : we got to slow this down some . reggie : wait . what do you mean ? you just said that we 're almost adults and there 's nothing to stop us now . danielle : except me , until i 'm ready , and i 'm not yet . reggie , we 're cool with this , right ? reggie : wait -- you 're still not ready ? all right , danielle , but i am . so if you 're cool with that , i mean , i 'm gone , all right ? danielle : if i 'm cool with what ? what , reggie ? [ scene_break ] kelly : `` dear aggie , i got saddled with the world 's worst mother - in - law -- `` oh , no . well , close . [ laughter ] kelly : very close . myrtle : yes . [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : those two can not be joined in holy matrimony because kelly cole is n't fit to be a wife to my son ! she 'll bring disgrace and dishonor on the tyler name ! man : please , please -- phoebe : everybody in the world knows she 's nothing but a dope fiend ! [ yelling ] [ back to the present ] kelly : stop it . `` what 's a good way to pay her back ? `` oh , i ca n't wait . `` dear tormented , with a big fat thank - you . chances are she did you and your sister an accidental favor that you still owe her for . `` myrtle : ah . me , too . linc : oh . [ linc laughs ] myrtle : `` dear carny girl , it took a great woman to reform a great con . but i 'm sure , i 'm sure that the grand dame that you are loved every minute of it . i ca n't say that the con man liked it quite as much . `` [ fade to clip from the past ] [ carny music plays ] phoebe : oh ! oh . oh ! oh , langley ! langley ! oh ! help me ! langley , you could n't have . you would n't have ! oh , why ? why would you do -- [ phoebe mumbles as langley shoots an arrow at her which she pretends has pierced her ] phoebe : oh -- ah , ah , ah , ah ! [ back to the present ] benny : `` dear courtly knight -- `` [ laughter ] benny : `` give her straight talk and strong words . she may huff , but she knows you love her . means the world to her . `` [ fade to clip from the past ] phoebe : look , they beat you unmercifully , they left you for dead , then you almost did n't survive the operation . then they came back and tried to finish the job . do n't you want those animals to be punished for their crimes ? benny : no , please , please , please . no . no , no . stay out of it , no . phoebe : well , benjamin , what are you saying ? i have no intention of staying out of it . [ back to the present ] brooke : `` dear aggie , i 've lost -- `` brooke : ok . tad : ahem . `` dear aggie , i 've lost too much lately . i 'm not sure what comes next . `` `` dear brooke , my dearest girl , first , remember -- remember the good , the bad , and , for laughs , the unspeakably strange . `` [ fade to clip from the past ] edmund : lady , you are over the line ! brooke : i am ? i am ? edmund : you have trouble accepting the fact that i am part of this family now . brooke : over my dead body , you slime ! phoebe : oh , eduardo . my angel , are you hurt ? edmund : i 'm fine , but your niece needs some help . brooke : oh , you despicable excuse for a man , eduardo . how can you take advantage of my aunt like this ? phoebe : i 'll have you know that eduardo and i have an open -- and perhaps you 'll find this hard to accept -- passionate relationship . [ back to the present ] tad : `` so kiss us both good - bye and get on with your amazing life . as someone else 's aunt once said , ' life is a banquet . ' and your dear aunt occasionally forgot her manners and devoured everything on the table before the guests ever arrived . `` linc : ah . [ laughter ] tad : `` she lived , she loved , and she left with no regrets . make sure you do the same , my dear -- all my dears . `` [ scene_break ] kendall : you 'll regret it , ryan . this could be the big one . you really could lose greenlee . ryan : i 'm not going to let that happen , kendall . in fact , i 'm fixing things for our marriage . kendall : you 're fixing things , as in , what , you 're acting like an adult ? you 're going to see a doctor ? ryan : yes , that 's exactly what i 'm doing . in fact , i 've already been . kendall : oh . oh , well -- well , why the hell did n't you just say ? i mean , why did n't you say something ? i mean , greenlee told me that you were seeing someone , but i thought that was her wishful thinking . ryan ! you ! ryan : ow ! kendall : that is for making me get all girly and honest and calling greenlee my friend when you could have just told me everything was fine . ryan : ok , so you 'll finally shut up and get out of here ? [ phone rings ] ryan : ah ! hello . yeah . yes , i am sure . great , i will be there . thank you , dr. cooper . we 'll see you . i got things i got to do . kendall : you 're welcome . and why do n't you just have a lovely day . ryan : i intend to . kendall : that 's your little plan ? dam your little swimmers behind greenlee 's back so she can never have your kids ? no , no . i will not let you do it . [ scene_break ] sam : we should have taken that kissing test before today . lily : yes , well , you have to do things when they feel right , kind of like you have to leave now . sam : you 're the only person i 'm going to miss . lily : aidan ? aidan : hey , lily . hey , sam . lily : you shadowed me ? you ruined my plan ? aidan : i 'm sorry , but i had to do it . you need to go home . sam : no , i do n't . aidan : you want to throw a few punches at me , go ahead . you know you ca n't take me down . i 'm either going to carry you home or you 're just going to come with me . come on , let 's go . lily : wait . sam , since you do n't have to leave town now , can you kiss me again ? i like kissing sam , and sam likes kissing me . sam : yeah . you won . [ scene_break ] [ while the song `` i 'll be seeing you `` plays , each mourner advances and adds a lovely pink rose to a large bouquet , then scenes of bygone days are shown with the inimitable ruth warrick as phoebe . ] singer : cathedral bells were tolling and our hearts sang on . was it the spell of paris or the april dawn ? who knows if we shall meet again ? but when the morning chimes ring sweet again , i 'll be seeing you . in all the old familiar places that this heart of mine embraces all day through . in that small café , the park across the way , the children 's carousel , the chestnut trees , the wishing well . i 'll be seeing you in every lovely summer 's day , in everything that 's light and gay , i 'll always think of you that way . i 'll find you in the morning sun , and when the night is new , i 'll be looking at the moon , but i 'll be seeing you . in that small café , the park across the way , the children 's carousel , the chestnut trees , the wishing well . i 'll be seeing you in every lovely summer 's day , in everything that 's light and gay , i 'll always think of you that way . i 'll find you in the morning sun , and when the night is new , i 'll be looking at the moon , but i 'll be seeing you . linc : to an extraordinary woman . tad : mm - hmm . benny : to a great dame . brooke : mm - hmm . we will love you , and we 'll miss you , aunt phoebe , but we will never , never forget you . to phoebe . myrtle : to phoebe . all : to phoebe . [ next_on ] ryan : you crossed a line . kendall : oh , really ? i crossed a line ? you crossed a line . sam ( to maria ) : tell me who my real dad is . tell me or we are done for good . greenlee ( to jack ) : i 'm probably going to regret saying this , but i 'm here to beg you to marry erica . erica ( to zach ) : leave my daughter kendall alone and marry me .
all of phoebe 's friends and family gather at her funeral and reminisce all their memories of her . aiden finds sam and sam reveals that he 's glad he 'll have to stay in pine valley because he will get to be with lily . kendall finds out that ryan has had a vasectomy without telling greenlee .
krystal : oh , babe , i messed up . and i ca n't -- i ca n't make it right . how ? how could i do something like that ? marissa : krystal . what did you do ? krystal : i was just -- i was just talking , rambling . i do that . i come here and i talk to babe . marissa : you 're still upset . krystal : i -- seeing those pictures at adam 's . all those memories , the good and the bad . the mistakes i 've made -- i just had to come and talk it over . but you know what ? i have been here long enough . i think we should -- i think we should leave . marissa : april 10 , 1983 ? her birthday , babe 's birthday . it 's the same as mine . [ scene_break ] erica : how 's little adam ? did you kiss him good night for adam ? gayle : of course . erica : liar . [ scene_break ] zach : what 's wrong ? david : ask him . zach : i 'm asking you . you cut my boy open . you put a valve in him . you said everything went well . what happened ? david : the valve is defective . and the chandlers knew all about it . [ scene_break ] krystal : april 10 is your birthday ? wow , that -- how about that for a coincidence ? marissa : no , you used to send me cards when i was little . krystal : yes . you 're right , i did . i guess i forgot . marissa : or you just lied . why ? you know what i always thought was weird ? you were such good friends with my parents , and i could n't figure out why . you know , they wore sensible shoes and plaid shirts . you were all hoop earrings and jingly bracelets . you never lived near us . you were always coming from somewhere different . you would visit once , twice a year , sometimes more . but you never brought your little girl . why ? you 'd always bring me a present , and you spent so much time with me . i remember feeling extra special . you know , a grownup paying me all that attention . you knew what was my favorite subject , what boys that i liked , what did i want to be when i grew up . what do n't i know ? krystal : your parents never lied to you . marissa : no , but you are . why ? when we were in that jail cell , i asked you why you came looking for me , and you said you wanted to make sure that i was ok . but there 's more , is n't there ? you 'd lost babe , your baby , custody of your grandson . i 'd lost my parents , and there you were . you were worried about me , wanting to make sure i was ok , offering to pay my tuition , almost like a -- are you my mother ? [ scene_break ] gayle : i 'm not a liar , erica . erica : oh , no ? when you tucked little adam in , where you taking notes for his other grandfather ? gayle : dr. hayward loves his grandson just as much as mr. chandler does . erica : you and dr. hayward are very close , are n't you ? gayle : i told you -- he 's an amazing doctor . i respect his work . erica : and he obviously respects yours . and i get the feeling that he is very well - informed about the comings - and - goings in this house . gayle : i protect my patients ' privacy . erica : well , when that great doctor , a rich doctor , asks you for special favors -- information , perhaps -- gayle : my relationship with dr. hayward is completely professional . erica : i 've seen the way you look at david , the way you talk about him , the way you talk to him . oh , that must make you feel very special , to be able to help the great doctor . i 'll be watching you , very closely . [ scene_break ] adam : you failed , hayward . admit it , face it . you made a mistake . david : i was handed a defective valve in the or . i attempted to fix it . adam : fix it ? you crowed to the media that that valve was a miracle . and then you gave chandler credit for making it available for everyone . and then you were so confident about it , you tried to get your name put on it for about three weeks . now , is this debacle still the valve 's fault ? if you ask me , folks , i think you 've got a malpractice suit going here . david : you son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] zach : take it easy . it 's scott , right ? is that your name ? you have n't been able to make eye contact with me since we got here . why is that ? you were talking about the valve , how good it is , out there celebrating . now you -- now the guy who invented it goes and kills himself . did he know it was defective ? did you know ? i 'm going to ask you one more time . did you know ? and did you know that it was defective ? kendall : oh , my god . ryan : zach , do n't -- jesse : zach , zach -- zach : that is my boy in there ! jesse : zach -- zach : dying because of your lies and your greed ! jesse : do n't -- zach : this is your miracle , your miracle valve . if my boy dies , i will kill you . jesse : let 's go . zach : save my son . [ scene_break ] annie : [ whispers ] hey . emma : mommy ? annie : hi , it 's ok . go back to sleep . go back to sleep . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] krystal : you 're my daughter . i wanted to tell you when we were in that jail cell . and since then , too , but you had parents who loved you , and you loved them . and i did not want to disrespect your memory of that . marissa : but they were n't my parents . you and -- and david are my parents . babe was my sister . krystal : i 'm sorry you -- i 'm sorry you found out like this . marissa : well , is there a good way ? my parents adopted me and never said a word . they did lie to me . krystal : no , they loved you , and they struggled whether to tell you , when to tell you . and i 'm sure they would have told you someday -- marissa : oh , so you all discussed it , then lied to me some more . did you tell them not to tell me i was adopted so i would n't come dogging after you ? krystal : lydia and roy did not know me as anything except a friend . they had no idea that -- that i am your birth mother . marissa : oh , this is too weird . krystal : listen to me . they adopted you through a broker , but i could n't stand it . i had to know how you were , what you were doing . i tracked them down . you see , and i made friends with them . lydia and roy loved you to pieces , like you were their own blood . marissa : but i was n't . i was yours . my sister , my twin sister -- you kept her . you gave me away . why ? tell me . why did you choose babe ? why did you give me away ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : just could n't wait to play hero to the media . businessman with a heart . scott : oh , shut the hell up . adam : that 's enough , both of you . j.r. : no , if kendall 's son dies -- adam : he is n't going to die , and this company is n't going to fold . so , no panic , no blame . we come together and we fight . scott : we pushed the valve ahead too fast . we do n't have a defense . adam : so we 'll come in on the offense . we 'll take the offense . surgical error , the will of god maybe , or terrible misadventures . but we have to keep our thoughts and prayers on the child . [ scene_break ] jesse : whoa , whoa , whoa . zach : they knew this whole time that there was something wrong with this valve , and now my boy could die . jesse : zach , zach -- listen , i know how hard this must be , man , but you got to keep your head on straight . zach : what should i do ? [ scene_break ] david : obviously , that valve needs to be replaced . but ian just underwent major surgery . he was weak then . he 's even weaker now . so we need to give him some time so that he can regain his strength . kendall : yeah , but you said there was n't enough time . david : i 'm going to put him on ecmo . that stands for extracorporeal membrane oxygenation . it 's a machine that will function for ian 's heart and lungs . it will take the stress off his organs and give him the time that he needs to regain his strength . once that happens , i will go back in there , i will replace that valve . nurse : the ecmo team is ready , dr. hayward . david : i 'll be right there . i saved your life , kendall . i will do everything in my power to save your son 's . ryan : he is ian 's best shot , ok ? kendall : this is my fault . ryan : what ? no , no , it 's not . it 's not your fault , kendall . kendall : no , ryan . yes , i pushed for the valve . i did n't want to listen to zach 's doubts . i wanted what i wanted . i told zach that he was wrong . i did this . ryan : no , you did n't . you were given wrong information . kendall : if my baby does n't make it , if ian dies , i will never forgive myself . [ scene_break ] zach : my boy is hooked up to machines that breathe for him , pump his blood for him , and we wait . we pray to god , we make our deals , and we wait . seems to me i just did that . sitting by machines , watching , and waiting , and making my deals with god just for anything . just any sign -- twitch of your finger , anything -- just wanting your eyes to open . i ca n't do it again . i 'm too tired . i ca n't sit there and wait , pray prayers that do n't mean anything -- just words . just waiting for my son to die . i ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] marissa : how do you do that ? how do you pick one child to give away ? krystal : i was young , desperate , and confused . i was alone . marissa : what , and you just looked at me and said take her ? krystal : i poured myself into babe . i poured the love i had for two babies into one , and i told myself that if i could just love her enough , give her the best life i could , that you would have the best life that you could . marissa : and that made sense to you ? krystal : it 's all that i had . krystal : when babe cried , i wondered if you were crying . and when she laughed , i hoped you were happy , too . i would wake up at night , toss and turn , and wonder where you were , what you were dreaming . marissa : that 's when you hunted down my parents , so you could get a good night 's sleep . krystal : no , no , i did it -- i did it to see you , to love you without messing up your life . i could n't bring babe because i was afraid that the two of you would feel something , some connection . they say that twins have that sometimes , that bond . you might have figured it out , and i did n't want to take that chance . marissa : no , of course not . krystal : marissa , i dragged babe all the way across the country . truck stops , trailer parks , one - horse town -- always looking for work , never able to stay in one place for very long . and then i would see you and lydia and roy . you lived in the same area your whole life . you had two parents who adored you . you grew up with the friends that you always loved . you went to school plays , dance classes . remember that crazy cross - eyed cat that used to follow you around ? i saw you . i watched you grow up settled and happy and loved . marissa : so , what , are you trying to tell me that i was better off without you ? krystal : i 'm just trying to tell you the way that it was . marissa : then tell me why i was the one that you gave up . was i the colicky baby ? did i cry too much or were my eyes the wrong color ? krystal : i just pointed without looking . marissa , i could barely take care of myself back then . suddenly i had two babies and i could n't afford one , and i needed the money and i -- marissa : oh , my god . you sold me . [ scene_break ] kendall : how long does this take ? ryan : it 's going to be all right . i 'm going to go call and check in on spike . kendall : will you tell him i love him ? kendall : how is he ? david : ian is on the machine . he 's tolerating it well . kendall : ok , how soon until he 's strong enough for the next surgery ? david : it 's too soon to call . right now we 're just going day - to - day . we 'll monitor him , we 'll run some more tests , we 'll -- i 'm going to get ian through this . kendall : that valve was supposed to be our miracle . david : yeah , the chandlers lied to us all . but i 'm going to make it right , kendall . i promise you . [ scene_break ] adam : right , barry , i want maximum deniability . ok , later . what do you want ? the valve ? if you were the surgeon genius that you say you are , we would n't even have this problem , would we ? david : shut up ! we had a deal , adam . i operate with your precious valve , which turned out to be garbage , in exchange for visitation with my grandson . adam : and you have visited with him . david : you 're turning him against me , so he wo n't want to see me . and i will not be denied . adam : you lost , hayward . why do n't you leave little adam alone and focus on your own child ? david : my own child ? what the hell are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] erica : well , i 've been very impressed by one of the nurses here recently -- gayle walker . do you know her ? nurse : she 's one of the best . completely dedicated , always willing to go the extra step . erica : oh , well , she must be very popular with the doctors , then . dr. hayward , for example . does he request her often ? nurse : how did you know ? gayle is the chief 's go - to girl . erica : really ? nurse : patient slater 's on ecmo . he 'll need to be monitored constantly . erica : not ian slater ? is he all right ? ryan ? ryan , what happened ? is ian all right ? ryan : it 's not great . the valve is failing . [ scene_break ] marissa : you sold me . you got the money . why bother keeping tabs on me ? even when i grew up , why track me to philadelphia ? krystal : what i did was wrong . i know that . but it does n't mean that i do n't love you . marissa : do n't . david does n't know anything , does he ? that i 'm his daughter . that you sold me . krystal : no . marissa : and you intend to keep it that way . when i showed up at your door and david invited me to move in , you must have flipped out . god , no wonder you were so freaked half the time . krystal : this has all gone so wrong . and i just wanted to spare you the pain , and david also . marissa : then why the hell did n't you just stay away ? i was doing fine without you , without this . krystal : i am so sorry . i am so sorry , but you have to believe me . i love you . from the day you were born , i love you as much as i ever loved babe . marissa : the daughter you kept . leave me the hell alone . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't have any other children , unless you 're talking about the baby amanda 's carrying . adam : or maybe you 'd like to be playing daddy without waiting for those nine months , because of me . david : i swear i will stick this right into your carotid artery . adam : are n't you just mildly curious about what i have on your wife ? what would be so huge that she would betray your love and your trust , hmm ? rather than let anyone else know her secret ? there 's a young woman that 's come recently to pine valley . she 's the daughter of two of krystal 's good friends . david : marissa is krystal 's daughter ? adam : well , i think you should ask krystal about that . but she would be about the same age as babe , would n't she ? david : you son of a bitch . adam : oh , just trying to help . david : if this turns out to be true -- adam : you 'll thank me . david : no , i will kill you , adam . adam : i was hoping for a cigar . david : you are through messing with my life , hurting the people i love , destroying lives . i promise you , adam , i will come to you in the dead of the night , and i will slit your throat . and you will go to hell with my smile burned into your eyes . do you understand that ? erica : david , what are you doing ? adam , are you all right ? adam : take me home . [ scene_break ] ryan : your mom came by . she was looking for you . i thought you 'd be in there with ian . kendall : i ca n't go in there . zach is with him . i have to do more . i have to protect him . i have to find a way to help him through this . ryan : kendall , you 're doing everything you possibly can do for ian . kendall : no -- no , for zach . [ scene_break ] adam : it 's all gone to hell . young ian -- i 'm so sorry . erica : no , you have nothing to be sorry for . adam : i was so desperate to save the company , so i put the company ahead of the child . and now the child 's life hangs in the balance because of me . erica : no , you had no way to know that that valve was defective . no -- adam , no . no , you could n't have known that that valve was defective . there 's no way that you would have risked ian 's life . no , you would never sacrifice the life of any child . i came to you for help , adam . i asked you to help me . i asked you to help my family . you told me that that valve was the best possible choice . adam : i had no idea the valve was faulted . and when i found out , it was too late . erica : and you said nothing ? adam : i could n't lose my company . i had to save it . erica : you knew that that valve could cause the death of ian , and you gave a party . you gave a victory party for your damn company . and you knew that baby was fighting for his life . all these weeks i stuck by your side . i kept your secrets . i helped you . i trusted you . adam : erica , just try to understand the complexity -- erica : no , you go to hell ! adam : erica , please wait . erica , you 're all i have left . [ scene_break ] j.r. : there 's no way to fix it . a child could die . the doctor who invented the heart valve committed suicide . barry : that 's hardly the chandler way . j.r. : i ca n't stomach the chandler way right now . i would settle for saving one life . barry : look , i 'm sorry about the child , but we 've got a company to rescue . we 'll issue a press release , downplay the defect . i 'm thinking we lay the blame squarely on hayward . a mistake during surgery . scott : hayward saved ian 's life . barry : you want to save chandler or stroke hayward 's ego ? now , the next point of business is to spin the inventor 's suicide . i have some ideas . scott : yeah , i got one , too . we tell the truth . or do you want to spin a man 's suicide ? j.r. : i think the truth is n't sounding so bad right now . [ scene_break ] man : you 're not scheduled until tomorrow . and you might want to wash your face . marissa : i quit . man : you ca n't quit . customers already love you . marissa : look , i just need my check from the catering gig at the chandlers ' . i 'm leaving town . j.r. : you 're leaving ? you just got here . what happened ? marissa : just a bad night . j.r. : bad night ? i bet you i got you beat . chandlers hit a new low . everybody talks up their family -- you know , the family thing . my family , they 'd offer a knife , and they 'd just know where to stick it for maximum pain . marissa : your dad ? j.r. : yeah . everything is a test . most of it 's a lie , and there 's no way to win . i just hope to god i do n't rip my son the way my father ripped me . marissa : just do n't sell him out . any parent who sells out their own kid is a monster . man : your check wo n't be ready until tomorrow . marissa : i 'll come back . man : like i said , you 've got the job here any time . j.r. : you 're really leaving ? marissa : yeah . first i got to do something . a family thing . [ scene_break ] krystal : david ? what 's wrong ? is it ian ? david : he might die . krystal : i am so sorry . david : it makes me want to grab hold of little adam and just hold him really tight . but i ca n't . because adam has poisoned my grandson . my own grandson is afraid of me . and all i wanted to do was love him . but thank god for you , right ? a woman who loves me , a woman i can trust . you 'll always be there for me , wo n't you ? krystal : of course . david : my loyal , loving wife . the mother of my children . that 's right , krystal . i know . [ scene_break ] gayle : mr. lavery . ryan : hi . i 'm obviously here to pick up emma . gayle : great . i 'll be in the kitchen if you need anything . ryan : thank you . come up here . come up here on your big day . hey , sleepyhead . emma : hi , daddy . ryan : hi , hi . you ready to go home ? emma : is mommy coming ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm so sorry . i should have told you . i should have told you a long time ago , all of it . but i just -- i could n't -- i could n't find the right time , the right words . the shame -- i just -- i 'm glad it 's out . i 'm glad marissa told you . david : marissa knows we 're her parents ? when did that happen ? krystal : tonight . she found me at babe 's grave , and it came out . david : oh , god . babe 's twin . i have another daughter . and you were never going to tell me , were you ? when you lost our baby , i grieved that child , the children we would never have together . you held me . you cried with me . you said that you wished that you could make it right -- that we could have children together , have that dream . all this time ? all this time , we did have a child ? and you said nothing . god , krystal ! how the hell could you do something like this ? krystal : go ahead and do it . go ahead and kill me . i know you want to , and i deserve it . i deserve to die ! marissa : no , david , do n't . [ scene_break ] adam : i 've finally gone too far . j.r. hates me again . scott , too . i was just trying to do what 's best for my family . erica : you love them until they break . adam : yes , you 're right . i break people . several of them want to kill me . slater , hayward . krystal will dance on my grave after what i 've done to her . you understand . erica : no , i do n't . not anymore . i would never sacrifice the life of a child . adam : i know you hate me . and this wo n't affect anything i 've done , but i 've changed my will . erica : given your long list of enemies , you should keep it readily available . adam : yes , well , i 've set aside a good deal of my estate for you , named you as executor . erica : of an estate full of debts and liabilities and lawsuits ? adam : i trust you to do what 's right . erica : you have dragged me into your mess of a world , and now you want to make me the one who has to fix it after you 're gone ? well , you change it , adam . i do n't want anything to do with you . adam : wait , erica . gayle : ms. kane . erica : no , do n't touch those pills . [ scene_break ] barry : you gentlemen are making a big mistake . scott : just set up the press conference . j.r. : we 'll take care of the rest . you 're kicking yourself , are n't you ? bringing the valve to our family . if you would have gotten the funding somewhere else , this would n't be happening . scott : we all screwed up . so we 'll fix it together . j.r. : if i were you , i 'd bail . scott : good or bad , it 's the only family i got . j.r. : yeah , your lucky day when uncle stuart adopted you , huh ? scott : yes , it was . j.r. : if you 're crazy enough to stick around , it 's going to get a lot worse before it gets better . scott : well , like i said , we 're in it together . so we 'll see it through to the end . whatever the hell that is . [ scene_break ] kendall : where 's my husband -- my ex - husband ? where is ian 's father ? nurse : you just missed him . kendall : where did he go ? did he say ? nurse : no . it was the oddest thing . he was holding your son 's hand , almost willing the little boy to jump out of bed , and then a strange look came across his face , and he just walked out . kendall : he did n't say where ? nurse : he did n't . but i do n't think i want to be the person he was going to see . kendall : oh , my god .
at the cemetery , marissa confronts krystal as to what the secret is that she is keeping from everyone . at the hospital , david reveals that adam and the chandler 's knew that the heart valve was defective when david did the surgery on ian . at the chandler mansion , erica confronts gail about her feelings for david . erica tells gail that she will be watching her . zach confronts scott if he had known that the heart valve was defective . zach , once again , threatens to kill adam if ian dies . annie sneaks into emma 's bedroom . krystal tells marissa that she is her daughter .
tad : you got here , and then here , 6 west . ryan : and then right there again . tad : yep . three times in three days . and the thing is it was a different clerk on the desk every single day . ryan : and you talked to everyone ? tad : yeah . they all swear that none of them was responsible for the cards in question . ryan : well , somebody obviously did . tad : no doubt about it . somebody is making keys to your hotel rooms . ryan : any of the guests report thefts ? tad : no . that 's the thing -- they 're all vacant . whoever it is , is risking jail time for a place to sleep . [ scene_break ] madison : it does n't matter what he wants from me . what matters is what he 's holding over me . randi : over us and jesse . madison : i still have a way out for all of us , though . it 's not a perfect solution . i 'm not gon na lie , it is damn ugly , but i can handle it . randi : at least talk to jesse about it . madison : jesse does n't need this on his plate , and he 's already done more than enough to help me out of trouble . randi : ok . well , then let me bring frankie into it . madison : no . i absolutely refuse to involve jesse or frankie in this . i can handle this on my own . randi : and how exactly are you gon na do that ? madison : the less you know the better . but trust me , i will make this go away . randi : madison , we are talking about david hayward . no one just makes him go away . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i started feeling sick on the trip , ok ? since you and i had sex , the idea of being pregnant was a remote possibility , that 's all . david : and that was n't something that you thought you should discuss with me ? greenlee : i do n't appreciate you accusing me of keeping secrets from you , not to mention , since when did you think it was ok to start rummaging through my luggage ? david : it fell out of your bag , greenlee . this has n't been opened . does that mean there 's still a chance that you might be pregnant ? [ scene_break ] krystal : hey . what 's up ? marissa : well , i was thinking about our talk about my future , and you were right . i mean , i still have my whole career ahead of me . i 've been completely neglecting my law studies . krystal : well , after everything you 've been through , who can blame you ? marissa : well , it 's time to move on -- obviously j.r. did . krystal : you want to talk about it ? marissa : no , no . i 'm fine . j.r. and i are both grownups . we can manage on our own . he 's got his big post - transplant checkup today , and i expect that he 'll be fine -- and i will , too . krystal : good . i 'm glad . so what is the next step ? marissa : you know , just focus on schoolwork , get my degree , pass the bar . no more distractions and no more excuses . krystal : i am really glad to see you so determined . but just remember while you are moving forward , you got to take time for yourself to heal . [ scene_break ] annie : stay away from me . i swear to god , i will scream . i will call 911 ! j.r. : you can cut the dramatics . i was just leaving . what 's this all about ? liza : i 'm here as adam 's attorney . we have a court order . j.r. : what does he want ? me stuffed and mounted on a wall ? liza : no . he wants annie out of his house , immediately . annie : i 'm not leaving . liza : you do n't have a choice . it 's a court order . you have to vacate the premises in one hour , and anything you do n't take with you will be packed and forwarded . annie : you have no right to do this . liza : and if you refuse or you put up a fight , our marshal here will escort you forcibly off the premises . annie : he ca n't do this . this is half my house . liza : but the judge does n't see it that way . annie : `` the judge `` ? you mean adam 's best golf buddy ? this is so wrong , and you know it . liza : there 's really nothing i can do , annie . just get yourself a really good lawyer . annie : yeah , i had one , and she switched sides on me . if you think this is over , you are so , so wrong . i will be back , and you will be sorry . you will all be sorry . [ door closes ] j.r. : so is this for real ? is she gone for good ? liza : maybe . she 's right . the court order was issued by one of adam 's connections . a good lawyer could get it overturned . but for now -- j.r. : you know , it 's funny . this is what i 've been trying to do the entire time since annie moved in . i 've demolished my life because of it . now that it 's done -- do you think this is my father 's shot to try to keep me away from annie ? liza : no , no . he 's doing this to punish annie . and the truth of the matter is , j.r. , he has n't spoken your name . [ scene_break ] marissa : and what exactly is that supposed to mean ? `` take time to heal `` ? what ? like i 'm some unhinged wounded bird or something ? krystal : no , no . no . i just meant it as simply good advice . you know , people always say `` take time for yourself . `` marissa : like i ca n't handle the stress ? is that the implication ? krystal : no , that is not the implication . look , believe me , i know what heartache can do to a person , and you have a tendency to want to bury it deep inside , and that 's not the best thing to do . it 's the worst thing you can do . when you least expect it , it 's gon na just jump out and eat you alive . marissa : ok , thank you , thank you so much for all of the really good motherly advice on how to handle life crises . god , i do n't know what i ever did without you all these years . krystal : i 'm sorry . i was just trying to help . marissa : look , i have been through tougher times than this , krystal , ok , and i 've made it just fine , thank you , on my own and without getting `` eaten alive . `` so i will somehow muddle through this one , too . [ scene_break ] randi : look , i do n't know what david is trying to get you to do , but we can not have him running around telling people that you were involved in your husband 's murder . madison : listen , you do n't have to worry about this , ok ? this is all on me . randi : you know , there was a time i would 've agreed with you 100 % . but we 're talking about david here . he uses people , especially women , and then he just tosses them away . you do n't have to let him treat you like that , not after everything you 've been through . please , just , madison , talk to jesse . he has the experience with keeping david in check . madison : i will not involve your family again . yes , david wants something from me , something that i do n't like . but i 'm willing to do it . and once it 's done , he will have no reason to keep after me . randi : except for the fact that he 's david hayward . madison : no . he promised me . he said he would let it go , let me go . so please drop it ? i 'll handle it without pulling your family down again . [ scene_break ] tad : well , i 'll keep digging . hopefully the security cameras can come up with something . ryan : ok , i got a meeting over at the yacht club on some cambias business , but after that , i 'll be right back . ok ? tad : ok . and i should have some news for you by the time you get back . ryan : hey . is something wrong ? what is it ? emma ? annie : no . emma 's fine . she 's at school . ryan : what 's going on ? you look all frazzled . annie : adam had me kicked out of the house . ryan , i need your help . [ scene_break ] greenlee : let 's just drop this whole thing , all right ? i 'm not pregnant . it 's just some crazy idea i had . even ryan agreed it was probably something i -- david : oh , wait a minute . wait a minute . so you 've already discussed this with ryan ? greenlee : what ? is that jealousy ? it happened while we were on a business trip together . i was feeling nauseas , ryan asked if i was all right . the subject came up , end of story . david : i think you should take the test . greenlee : i think you should take a chill pill for your overactive imagination . david : all right , look , i realize the idea of being pregnant scares you -- greenlee : `` scares me `` ? you have no idea what i went through before . you have no idea what it 's like to lose a -- david : no , that is something i do know a bit about . greenlee : i ca n't go through that again , david , ever . david : greenlee , you have to know that i would do everything in my power to keep you safe and healthy . now , i just found out that it wo n't be easy for me to have another child , so this could be a once - in - a - lifetime chance . now , if you are pregnant , that 's all the more reason to find out as soon as possible . there are all kinds of new treatments , no procedures , new drugs . greenlee : oh , my god , listen to you . do n't you get it ? i do n't care about potential treatments . i do n't want to have children . [ scene_break ] ryan : i certainly know how adam can be vindictive if somebody crosses him . annie : tell me about it . ryan : is this some kind of scheme to get sympathy in divorce court , annie ? annie : you can call liza if you want to , ryan . i 'm sure she 'd be more than thrilled to give you a copy of the court order evicting me . ryan : but what are you gon na do ? where are you gon na stay ? annie : i do n't know right now . ryan : look , you and emma , you can stay here for a while . i 'll get you a room , and you just kind of stay here at the hotel until you get back on your feet . ok ? annie : that 's very nice , but it wo n't be necessary . ryan : what do you mean , it wo n't be necessary ? do you have a place to stay or not ? annie : well , no . but i think i need to do this by myself , on my own -- no favors , no asking any help . ryan : you are looking forward to divorce court , are n't you ? right ? because if you 're not as down and out as possible , then a judge might not be as favorably inclined to help you out . annie : ryan , i am going up against adam chandler . i ca n't take any chances . ryan : ok . all right . well , do you have a good lawyer ? annie : well , i did . i did , until liza switched sides on me . i guess money does matter . ryan : i 'll make some phone calls , ok ? i definitely know some lawyers that can help out , who can work on contingency . jackson would be great . annie : that kind of help would be appreciated . thank you . ryan : and how 's emma dealing with all this ? annie : emma 's fine at school . this just happened . she does n't know about it . that 's why i 'm here : i was wondering if emma could stay with you for a little while just until i get this all figured out . ryan : yeah , of course , emma can stay with me for a little while . i would love that . but can i just get you a room here for a couple days , at least , please ? there 's no way the courts would look down upon that at all . annie : no . i need as much ammunition as i can get . j.r. has made it very clear where he stands , and now adam is with him . this is war . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so -- obviously my father 's moved on with his life . how 's his health ? is he doing better ? liza : yeah , yeah . there 's been no more health scares . brooke is taking really good care of him . j.r. : how 's he doing otherwise ? is he ok ? liza : yeah . he 's in a really good place . you know , he and brooke -- they seem really happy . he wants this whole mess behind him . j.r. : who can blame him ? liza : now that he 's figured out the division of his company , he just wants to move forward with his life . j.r. : he has n't said -- i mean , does he want to know about how we 're doing , any of us ? liza : he spoke with colby . you know , they had a really nice talk . and he asked about a.j . and he wanted some pictures . j.r. : but i do n't exist ? yeah . well , i know this whole thing ended badly . i did it because i love my father . do you think he 'll ever understand that ? liza : i do n't know . maybe . just gon na take some time . [ scene_break ] greenlee : children is something that we 've never discussed , and we need to -- that 's painfully obvious . but not now when i 'm jet - lagged , and you 're feeling left out , and i 'm ticked off over your knee - jerk reactions . david : hey , i 'm not the one keeping secrets , sweetheart . greenlee : ok , yes , you 're right . i did , and i 'm sorry . but i think you 're still getting over the grief over losing trevor , and i understand that . i can sympathize with that . but i just do n't want it affecting my decisions about my life . david : our life . i thought that was the idea of us staying married , was n't it ? greenlee : you need to understand , here and now , that being married to me means there will be no more children , david . i mean , that 's probably something that we should 've talked about sooner , but we did n't , so that 's the way it is . and if you ca n't accept that -- david : ok . all right , you know something ? you 're right . you 're right . this is definitely something we need to discuss , but at another time when we 're not both feeling cornered . but for now , we need to know what we 're dealing with . greenlee : i have a hundred other things to do . i 'll see you later . david : greenlee , please take the test ! we need to know where we stand here ! [ greenlee storms out of wildwind ] [ scene_break ] ryan : you got to be careful , ok ? all right , the chandler army is already coming down on you like this ? you might want to just get out what you can while you can . especially , you do n't have the funds to fight back hard . annie , you got to do that . annie : no . i refuse to just slink off into the shadows , ryan , especially after what j.r. did to me . [ ryan gets a wad of cash out of his wallet ] ryan : ok , i do n't even want to know . you take this . take this and find someplace safe to stay , ok ? annie , take this , please , and just do n't worry about emma . she 's gon na be safe . annie : i know she will be . thank you . thank you , ryan . and i 'm really glad that we 're able to put our differences aside for emma 's sake . looks really found your niche here . you seem happy . ryan : yeah , life is good . annie : well , i 'm happy for you , then . and i will pay you back . [ scene_break ] david : so you know what you 're gon na do now ? madison : i already laid the groundwork . david : good . i 'm happy to know where on the same page . now , i just found out ryan has a meeting at the yacht club . you 're gon na meet a friend of mine . his name is sebastian . he 's gon na play along with you very convincingly . now , i do n't want to hear any excuses or whining about why this did n't work . you got that ? madison : yes , david . you 're clear . david : good . you know , for a murderer , you 're rather compliant . [ doorbell rings ] david : hey . what a nice surprise . come on in , please . so how are you doing ? marissa : i 'm doing great . i 'm doing great . i 've decided to go ahead and finish law school on time instead of pushing it past summer . david : that 's terrific . marissa : yeah . and with a lot of hard work , i think i 'll be able to graduate next month . so i just wanted to tell you that , and i also wanted to finish where we left things the last time i saw you . david : you mean when your father stormed out like a rampaging bull at the mention of your rat husband 's name ? marissa : yep , that is exactly what i mean . look , i know that this is hard for you , but can you please just leave my situation with j.r. alone ? i 'm dealing with it . it 's not pleasant , and it 's no help to me if i have to manage your reactions , as well . david : all right . all right . you come first . i will try to back off . ok ? marissa : thank you . david : but i am proud that you 've decided to push ahead with your studies . is it all right for me to tell you that i think that was a good move ? marissa : yeah . that 's ok . david : good . so where are you staying ? marissa : at tad and krystal 's . david : really ? well , you do know that you 're welcome to stay here with me and greenlee . there 's plenty of space . marissa : no , no , no . that 's ok , thank you . david : no , no , really . really . it could help with your study habits . i mean , give you a place to concentrate , you know , no distractions . you do n't have to worry about running into , you know -- marissa : what ? krystal ? tad ? the martins ? or maybe j.r. if he happens to drop by ? i thought you were n't going there . david : all right . look , just let me say this , ok ? just let me get it off my chest , and then i promise i wo n't say another word . is that fair ? marissa : yes , that 's all right . david : darling , you 've escaped that man , and thank god . it was a close call , but now you 're free . so whatever you do , do not look back , and do not give that bastard a second chance . marissa : this is hard enough without -- david : of course , it is . but i know j.r. better than he knows himself , and i 'm gon na tell you what he 's gon na do . he 's gon na come to you , and he 's gon na try to suck you back in with apologies and promises , with emotional mea culpas . but i 'm telling you right now it 's all a bunch of lies . that man is gon na hurt you . that 's all he 's gon na do . he 's gon na break your heart over and over and over again . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] krystal : yes ? j.r. : you willing to talk to me at all ? krystal : i 'm not one to judge anyone . but i have to say you look like hell . j.r. : well , it 's been a rough couple of days . krystal : what do you want ? j.r. : i know i made a mistake on a massive scale . krystal : you know what ? i am not gon na argue with you on that one . [ scoffs ] but i have to say that i really am sorry that you and marissa ended this way . j.r. : yeah . it 's killing me . krystal : we 've been here before , have n't we , j.r. ? you and babe , me and adam . j.r. : i know . i made a mistake . krystal : no , you made a choice . you made a choice between two families , yours and adam 's ! j.r. : i know . fair enough . but i need to know from you . so , please , just tell me ? does marissa still love me ? [ scene_break ] tad : whoa . do n't do that . what the hell is this ? liza : that is an absolutely wonderful school that i found . it specializes in young adults with learning disorders , and i thought you might want to consider it for damon . tad : nice campus , in new hampshire . liza : it 's the best in the country . tad : nice try . liza : but wait a minute . this can help turn his life around . tad : forget it . i 'm not sending my son to some boarding school because you ca n't trust your daughter with him . liza : hmm . [ scene_break ] ryan : which is why cambias is perfectly positioned for this move . we have the capital , we have the reserves that we need , and we have everything -- um , would you excuse me for a second ? great . thanks . greenlee : fancy meeting you here . ryan : actually , i think i might 've mentioned that i had a meeting here this morning , so i 'm not sure it 's a coincidence . what are you doing here ? there 's got to be a problem if you 're here . greenlee : i just thought you should know that david found the pregnancy test in my luggage . we kind of got into a fight . ryan : you did ? about what ? about you and me in rio ? greenlee : in part . that , and the whole pregnancy thing . ryan : wait . what doest that mean ? are you pregnant ? greenlee : i do n't know , ryan . i honestly do n't know . you know , it 's just talking about it with david , even the slightest possibility of pregnancy , it brought back what you and i had put to rest in rio . ryan : i guess `` put to rest `` is a relative term . greenlee : i just -- i had to get out of the house . ryan : why ? greenlee : you 're right . huh . that was ridiculous , was n't it ? i mean , i should n't even be involving you . it 's just that you 're the only person that knew that i might even be , you know -- ryan : hey , you can talk to me about anything , ok ? greenlee : yes , i know . i know , but i should be talking to my husband . so i 'm sorry to bother you . madison : we 'll wait until ryan is finished with his meeting , then just follow my lead . [ scene_break ] marissa : i do n't believe you . you can not help yourself , can you ? i come here to try to crack the door open between us , and , once again , two minutes after you swore you would n't , you 're telling me how to run my life . david : no , no , that 's not at all what i 'm trying to do . i know it sounds like that , but it 's not . look , marissa , i 'm not good with words when it comes to things like this . all i 'm trying to say is that i know j.r . i 've known him too long to ignore the signs . i mean , the man has left a trail of human wreckage everywhere he 's been . marissa : oh . well , you are the last person to be warning me about people who wreck lives . david : ok . point taken . i just think you should at least -- marissa : what ? do as you say , not as you do ? david : you do realize i 'm trying to help you here , right ? marissa : help does not mean control . david : yes , but , marissa , when you love somebody , you want to do everything you can to make sure they do n't get hurt . marissa : `` love `` ? i do n't think that that 's an emotion that you could properly understand . david : or maybe i understand it better than you think . i mean , honestly , look where it 's gotten you . marissa : j.r. broke my heart . he destroyed our marriage . but i have a son now who i love . j.r. may be out of my life , but a.j . is n't . david : yeah , i 'm sure j.r. 's gon na be very generous with letting you see his son . no , i 'm sorry . look , but i can tell you this from hard experience . marissa : oh , my god , i do n't know why i even bothered coming here ! all you know how to do is attack . i 'm gon na run my own life my own way , and you have to learn how to accept that . [ scene_break ] krystal : you broke marissa 's heart . j.r. : i was trying to protect her . i was trying to protect the entire family . annie is like this disease . i had to get her out of there before she destroyed everyone . krystal : so you kill the patient to save his life ? that 's real smart , j.r . j.r. : i did what i felt i had to do . krystal : no , you know what you did ? you did what your father always does . you obsessed with the whole concept of family . the chandler kingdom trumps all . look where it got you . you lost your wife and you lost your father , so how 's that for protecting them ? j.r. : it got out of hand . i could n't control it every step of the way , but my intentions -- they were good . i did open my father 's eyes . krystal : oh , yeah , yeah . yeah , you turned him against you for life . huh . and you broke my daughter 's heart , tore it out in the process . j.r. : i never meant for that to happen . krystal : well , it did . of course , your dad 's in a good place now . he 's long gone . he 's got a good woman by his side . but look at the path of destruction you left , j.r . j.r. : i do n't expect you to understand . i just want to know , has marissa told you anything ? is there any hope at all ? does she love me at least a little bit ? krystal : i ca n't answer that . huh . i will tell you she 's doing her best to move on . and she is hurting so badly she can hardly stand it . j.r. : well , at least that 's not a flat - out no . krystal : how 's a.j . handling this ? j.r. : just like everyone else . he does n't understand what 's going on . but i do know that he 'd like to see you . krystal : well , that 's a question you do n't have to ask me twice . [ sighs ] take care of yourself , ok ? i know this is -- i know this is tough on you , too . you do n't look so good . you really should get some rest . j.r. : ok . [ scene_break ] liza : no , this has nothing to do with me trusting colby or not . this has to do with damon . that kid has a real problem . tad : yeah , i know . it 's called a manageable learning disorder . liza : no , i 'm not talking about his adhd . i 'm talking about that big , fat chip on his shoulder . that boy needs help , and there 's not a lot of options for someone like that . tad : no , but there is one : you show him a little understanding . [ liza scoffs ] tad : why should n't you ? i mean , look at me . i had a much bigger , fatter chip on my shoulder when i was his age , and i turned out pretty good . and you know why ? because of the martins , because they took me in with all my crap , and they loved me in spite of it . they adopted me , they made me their son . they made me the man i am today . why should n't he get the same chance ? i do n't have to send my kid away like he 's something to be ashamed of or embarrassed about , because you ca n't corral yours . there 's a damn good human being there . i know because i 've seen it . i felt it . all damon needs is a little understanding and a little love , and guess what -- i 'm gon na give it to him . so you take your little brochure and you do whatever you want with it . my boy 's not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] annie : so , sweetie , you 're going to have to stay with your daddy for a little while . emma : how long ? annie : um , just a little while . but i am going to call you every single day , and i am going to see you every possible chance i can get . emma : are you in trouble again ? annie : no . no , sweetie , i 'm not in trouble . it 's just that -- it 's just that something 's come up . emma : what about my stuffed animals ? can they stay with me at daddy 's , too ? annie : yes . absolutely . i will make sure that they get delivered tonight , ok ? i love you so much . emma : i love you , too , mommy . annie : ohh . ok . ok . bye . [ after emma leaves with the sitter , annie sits on the park bench and cries ] [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you very much . man : sure thing . [ music plays at the yacht club ] ryan : hey . hello . madison : hi , ryan . this is sebastian , the guy i was telling you about . sebastian , ryan . ryan : hi . great to meet you . sebastian : likewise . madison : so what are you doing here ? ryan : oh , i just did a meeting , and then i bumped into greenlee and -- yeah . hey , try to salmon . it 's fantastic . madison : ok . good . good . ryan : enjoy yourselves . madison : ok , he saw your face -- that was the whole point of this exercise . i 'm getting out of here . sebastian : what about the next step ? madison : are you offering your services ? sebastian : not my kind of thing . hayward wanted me to be here for you , if you need my help . madison : i 'll take care of the hard part . you 've done your job . [ scene_break ] david : hey . look , before you say anything , i just want to apologize . all right ? greenlee : it 's not necessary . david : no , it is necessary . so let me just say this , ok ? i 'm sorry for forcing the whole pregnancy issue on you . it 's your choice , your timing . you do it when you 're ready . ok ? so i 'm sorry . greenlee : apology accepted . david : great . greenlee : i 'll be right back . i 'm going to take that test now . [ scene_break ] randi : so , what , this is just another version of the game `` i ca n't tell you `` ? madison : no , no , no , this is actually related to the david problem . randi : so more lies ? madison : if i told you , then you would just think i 'm crazy for asking you what i am about to ask you . randi : i already think you 're crazy , so just ask . madison : all you need to know is that this is going to help me put an end to all these complications -- to david 's blackmail , to your family 's involvement -- but i can not tell you any more than that . randi : then i ca n't agree to anything . madison : i do n't know if you would agree even if i did tell you what -- randi : just stop ! what do you want me to do ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : ohh . whew . [ doorbell rings ] j.r. : go away . [ ring ] [ j.r. sighs then answers the door to marissa ] [ scene_break ] annie : [ sighs ] ohh . whew . mugger : give me your purse . annie : oh , you got to be kidding me . do you have any freaking idea what kind of day i 've already had today ? mugger : hey ! no games . now . annie : get off me . no ! no ! [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] greenlee : i 'm not pregnant . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , ryan ? give me a sec . ryan : i got to get going . tad : no , no , no , you got to see this . ryan : how long is it gon na take ? tad : just watch , ok ? security camera got lucky . it caught your room thief : whoever 's using vacants to crash . [ tad and ryan see a blonde woman entering one of the casino 's rooms ] [ scene_break ] david : so how 'd it go today ? madison : ryan saw us at the yacht club . he thinks your man is the new love of my life . david : good . that 'll make you immediately more desirable to lavery . madison : i completed the next step , as well . david : excellent . how 's it look ? convincing ? madison : as real as it gets . [ sporting a black eye ]
tad reveals to ryan that someone has been sneaking into vacant casino rooms using a duplicate key . at fusion , madison assures randi that she will find a way out of her problem and make it go away for everyone . at wildwind , greenlee and david argue over the pregnancy test and why she kept it from him . at tad 's home , marissa prepares to go to school and assures krystal that she will be fine . marissa tells krystal her plans to get her law degree . j.r. is in the living room of the chandler mansion when annie walks in , screaming at him . j.r. starts to leave when he sees liza and a federal marshall . liza tells j.r. and annie that adam wants her out of his house in an hour . when annie sees that she can not win this battle , she starts to leave , but vows that she will be back . when krystal urges her to take time to heal , marissa gets angry and insists she 's not a helpless wounded bird and can take care of herself just fine . randi urges madison to go talk to jesse or frankie about this , but madison refuses to get the hubbards involved . annie goes to the casino and asks for ryan 's help in caring for emma . david urges greenlee to take the pregnancy test , but she refuses . greenlee informs david matter - of - factly that she does n't want children .
erica : spike , please . please put anyone on the phone . any grownup . i 'm in danger . do you understand ? spike : what ? distorted voice : erica , what are you doing ? erica : spike , please . this is very important . listen to me , honey . i am here in pine valley . i 've been kidnapped . spike : i miss you . erica : i miss you , too , sweetheart , but please , please , put someone on the phone . put a grownup on the phone right now . spike ? are you still there ? spike : mm - hmm . erica : please , spike , please , it 's important , honey . put anyone on the phone . right now , honey . spike : ok . good - bye . erica : no ! do n't hang up , honey . no , do n't -- spike . bianca : excuse me , who were you talking to ? spike : your mommy . bianca : ok , now , spike , come on . tell me the truth . spike : i am . bianca : what did she say ? spike : she said she was in danger . bianca : danger ? that 's what she said ? spike : and she said she needed help . bianca : help ? are you sure that 's what she said , spike ? spike : i cross my heart . [ scene_break ] krystal : jackson -- [ scene_break ] jesse : what a coincidence . liza : what ? that i 'm at a restaurant at lunch ? that 's astonishing . jesse : do n't play dumb , liza . wherever i go , there you are . what ? are you waiting for me to slip up so you can run back to iris with the goods ? liza : are there any ? goods ? then you have nothing to worry about , do you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you do n't actually admit to mistakes , hayward , so i 'm not sure what you 're trying to pull . david : ok , look , i 'm serious . i am sorry , ok ? i probably should n't have said anything . i did n't even realize until the words were coming out of my mouth that it was most likely gon na cause trouble for all of you . ryan : yeah , well , i do n't have time for this . scott : yeah , neither do i. i 'm meeting someone . david : yeah , see , now that 's kind of my point . i would n't count on her showing up . madison , right ? and if she does , you might want to have a really good excuse ready . scott : what the hell are you talking about ? david : what do you think , scotty ? the deal that you made with greenlee to get your sorry ass out of prison . i 'm sure you can imagine , well , madison , she did n't take it too well . ryan : you son of a bitch . take it easy . take it easy . [ scene_break ] greenlee : madison ? now what 's your problem ? madison : you . greenlee : whatever you 're mad at me about , save it . madison : do n't you dare walk away from me . [ scene_break ] erica : you stay away from me . let go ! let go of me ! i just called the fbi , and they 're tracing the call even as we speak ! they 're gon na charge you with kidnapping ! distorted voice : fbi ? really ? so is your agent 's name spike ? erica : so what ? so what ? spike is a very smart little boy , and he has told everybody by now that i am danger ! distorted voice : which is why our time together is about to end . [ scene_break ] caleb : hey , guys . bianca : caleb . caleb : what 's going on ? bianca : spike talked to mom . caleb : what ? bianca : she called uncle jack 's phone , which i have . does n't matter . i 'm about to go find him now . after i drop you off with your brother and cousins , right ? caleb : slow down . do you know what she said ? bianca : she said she was in danger . caleb : what kind of danger ? bianca : i do n't know . he thought she was playing some game . caleb : hey , spike , you talk to erica ? did she tell you where she is ? spike : she said she was in pine valley . caleb : in pine valley ? bianca : all this time . caleb : are you sure it was erica ? spike : she said she missed me . bianca : we 're gon na go find uncle jack , tell him what 's going on . come on , buddy . [ scene_break ] krystal : jack , if you 're having second thoughts , that 's -- that 's ok . jack : i am . [ scene_break ] liza : first of all -- thank you . i was here first . jesse : so ? liza : so -- that kind of blows your theory out of the water , does n't it , that i 'm trailing you 24/7 ? jesse : you could 've tapped my phone , liza . liza : are you serious ? jesse : yeah . i called angela , told her i was coming here for takeout . liza : wow . now you 're being paranoid . jesse : what ? that you 're following the mayor 's orders ? trying to dig up any dirt on me you can ? liza : i got my work cut out for me , do n't i ? jesse : i 'll take that as a `` yes , i am the mayor 's lackey . `` liza : well , you can take it however you want . what i 'm concerned about is why you 're so upset about this . listen , if there 's no dirt , there 's no digging . jesse : and i 'm supposed to believe you 're gon na leave it at that . liza : what else could i do ? jesse : well , you could make something up , liza colby . that is , after all , your specialty , right ? [ scene_break ] ryan : he 's not worth going back to prison , scott . david : oh , come on . you two mental giants crack me up . do n't you at least see the irony in all of this ? greenlee was all over me for lying to her . saw me as evil incarnate . worse . and what does she turn around and do ? the exact same thing to her beloved new husband . ryan : shut up , hayward , please . david : i would love to , but i just ca n't . i 'm enjoying this too much . but i will tell you this -- i am really proud of my ex for following in my footsteps . and the fact that those footsteps led to this ? now , come on . that is an added bonus . scott : what did you say to madison ? hmm ? and how do you even know ? david : i have impeccable hearing , scotty . but let me give you some advice . next time you want to have a conversation that 's so personal , so explosive , you might want to make sure you do n't do it in an open area in a hospital . all right , but look , do n't blame yourself . it 's really not your fault . it 's yours . ryan : i love your logic . of course , it 's my fault . david : yeah , it is . you know why ? because you 're the one who got madison pregnant , you 're the one that left her alone . what choice did greenlee have ? scott : unbelievable . david : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . mr . perfect is n't perfect after all . scott : why would you do that ? why would you crush madison like that ? to settle a score ? david : i just told her the truth , scotty . maybe that 's something you should 've tried from the beginning . scott : i ca n't even -- i got ta go . i got ta find madison . ryan : i do n't think that 's such a good idea . [ scene_break ] madison : did you have a good laugh at poor , clueless madison ? i mean , it could n't have played out any more perfectly for you . pick some random guy out of prison , plop him down in front of me , and poof ! i 'm sold . greenlee : you know about scott . madison : a little late , but yes . my good friend david hayward filled me in . greenlee : it 's not what you think . madison : really ? what part of what i just said did n't happen ? prison -- check . random guy -- check . me an idiot -- check . greenlee : it was n't like that . madison : yes , it was . you wanted me away from ryan . just physically at first . ship me off to new york . and then when that did n't work out -- my god , greenlee , you messed with my head , my heart . you and scott must 've thought i was really a fool . greenlee : we never thought that . madison : do n't lie . greenlee : if you would just listen to me -- madison : how long ? how long did you pay scott to -- i do n't even know what to call it . to -- show interest in me ? laugh at my jokes ? hold the door for the poor , pregnant woman ? what , a few months ? more ? greenlee : madison -- madison : is he still on your payroll ? greenlee : scott never once took money from me . madison : no , just a bright , shiny , get out of jail free card . greenlee : yes . ok ? i helped him get released early . and i promised him a job at the hospital . madison : so giving . in exchange for what , exactly ? i mean , i get the general idea , but i 'm curious . how did you lay out the terms ? greenlee : i just asked him to get to know you . that 's all . not like it 's , i mean , hard . look at you . you do realize this is all beside the point . madison : on what planet ? greenlee : on the one where scott genuinely cares about you . i 'm telling you , he really does . you must see that . madison : did you put him up to it ? greenlee : what ? madison : when ryan found out that i 'm pregnant , did you tell scott to say that he 's the father ? greenlee : no . no . that was all him . i 'm serious . i was just as surprised as you . in my mind , it was game over . madison : so glad this was all fun and games for you . greenlee : that 's not what i meant . madison : meanwhile , this is my life . greenlee : mine , too . i 'm in this mess with you , in case you have n't noticed . madison : i thought what was happening with scott was real , but it was just another one of your nasty ways to keep me away from ryan . because you do n't have a human bone in your body . you 're just a cold , vicious machine . greenlee : when are you gon na stop blaming me for everything that goes wrong in your sad , little life ? [ scene_break ] ryan : do you have any idea what you 're gon na say to her to explain yourself ? scott : `` i 'm sorry , madison . i probably ruined the best thing that ever happened to me . do you forgive me ? great . thanks . `` you 're right . that 'll probably never fly . ryan : you got ta come up with something that 's gon na help her , that 's gon na make it easier for her . scott : i do n't think that 's even possible . i mean , it took her so long to start trusting again , to open up . ryan : i know . scott : and i broke that trust . i have no right to ask her to believe a word that i say . ryan : but you 're going to anyway , are n't you ? scott : i have to . i do n't want to lose her , man . [ scene_break ] jesse : miserable ? really what you want to do with your life ? liza : well , it has always been a dream of mine . jesse : and what 's with being the mayor 's lapdog ? i mean , i thought the whole purpose of becoming d.a . was to shed your reputation . liza : and what reputation would that be ? jesse : come on . most hated woman in pine valley . fyi -- gunning for me is not gon na help your cause . liza : oh . david : is there a problem ? jesse : there 's always a problem whenever you 're around , david . david : why do n't you get off her case , chief ? do n't you have a bunch of dirty diapers to change ? liza does n't need you jumping down her throat all the time . jesse : what does she need , hayward ? you ? complete this perfect match made in hell ? [ scene_break ] jack : krystal , i am having second thoughts , but not the way you think . hey . hey , listen . listen to me . i want this . krystal : you do ? jack : yes , i do . listen , i just want to make sure we do this right , ok , that there 's no questions or doubts or second - guessing on either one of our parts . krystal : and how do you propose we do that ? jack : by taking it slow . i know , it sounds simple , and i understand that it actually works . krystal : yeah . that 's what they say . jack : look , i just -- want to give us a chance , you know ? chance to explore . chance to explore each other . where this might end up . krystal : yeah , i know , we did kind of get a little carried away . jack : yeah , but i really , really liked it , ok ? i just -- you think this is a good idea , right ? i mean , taking it slow . krystal : jack , i could n't agree more . jack : yeah ? krystal : yes . yes . jack : good . ok . krystal : that 's why i pulled back . that 's why i checked in with you . i want -- i want this to be right just as much as you do . jack : ok . well , miss carey , it looks like you and i are once again on the same page . krystal : yes , we are -- counselor . jack : mm . mmm . love when you say `` counselor `` like that . [ knocking on door ] caleb : excuse me . door was open . erica 's in trouble . [ scene_break ] erica : any chance you might tell me what 's going on -- sometime in this century ? distorted voice : you 're not nervous , are you , erica ? erica : i just like to be informed . distorted voice : because with the life that you 've led , you 've found yourself in a perilous situation or two . erica : or 20 . distorted voice : tell me about them , the more recent ones that were n't in your books . where were you ? with whom ? erica : why all the questions ? i thought you said you know everything there is to know about me . distorted voice : not everything . let 's see . the last time you were in danger was on that mountain with caleb cortlandt . erica : i do n't want to talk about this . distorted voice : i do n't care what you do n't want to talk about . tell me . erica : no . and no more q & a . if you 're gon na kill me , then just do it already . distorted voice : ha ha ! do n't be ridiculous . have n't you figured it out by now ? your existence makes life worth living . erica : who are you ? all right . then just tell me : if killing me is not your plan , then what is ? distorted voice : if kendall 's son is really as smart as you say , your family 's already on to us , knows that you did n't bail on your wedding like you claimed , but are actually in legitimate danger , which means they 're most likely mobilizing forces . erica : then let me go . they will be easier on you then . distorted voice : or i could ask for ransom . erica : ransom ? now ? why would you go to all this trouble to re - create my room and to collect my things ? i mean , if you wanted money , why did n't you just say so in the beginning ? this could 've been over weeks ago . distorted voice : oh , do n't worry . it 's not about to be over yet . [ scene_break ] jack : and erica said those exact words ? that she 's in danger ? caleb : yup . according to spike . jack : did she say anything else ? caleb : well , according to spike , she 's here in pine valley . jack : i do n't recognize this number . i do n't recognize -- look , is spike sure that it was erica he was talking to ? caleb : yeah , he seemed pretty sure to me . and to bianca . jack : i 'm calling the police . krystal : hey , look , let me do that , all right ? let me help . i 'll see if they can get a trace going on that call . she had to be calling from somewhere , right ? unless you do n't want me to help . i -- i understand . jack : i 'd like you to do that . we can use all the help we can get . thank you . let me check , see if she sent an e - mail . nothing . damn it ! caleb : look , jack , why do n't we just go through the house again ? see if there are any clues . jack : good . good . why do n't you take the den ? i 'll start out here , ok ? thanks , caleb . [ knocking on door ] jack : hi . bianca : hi , uncle jack . is caleb here ? jack : yeah , he 's in the den right now . bianca : did mom call again ? jack : no . damn it , if i only had my phone . if i 'd answered my phone . bianca : i was only a few feet away when spike was talking to her , and now -- what if we do n't find her ? jack : we 're gon na find her . bianca , we 're gon na find her . ok ? when she came back to this house , if she was in any kind of trouble , she would leave us a clue . you know that . bianca : what if it was n't her ? jack : what the hell are you talking about ? bianca : here . we 've just been assuming that it was her who came to get her clothes . what if it was someone else ? jack : oh -- bianca : i 'm gon na call the police . jack : no , that 's being taken care of . krystal 's calling them right now . bianca : well , i will call the police in st. barts , then . jack : do that , and then look around down here . check around down here . i 'm gon na head upstairs . bianca : yes , this is bianca montgomery . i need to be connected to the police department , please . thank you . krystal : i got them to trace the call . jack : come up here ! i found something ! [ scene_break ] erica : what 's going on out there ? distorted voice : have them bring it here to the quarry , understand ? damn it ! turn it off . erica : quarry . distorted voice : please leave miss kane , so she can go over her script . erica : what is this ? distorted voice : your ransom message . feel free to paraphrase -- with no little clues . just make sure to hit the important ones . namely , bring the money and no cops . when you 're finished and i am satisfied , i 'll e - mail it out to your family . erica : and then what ? my family pays the ransom , and i 'm free ? distorted voice : something like that . are you ready ? erica : i 'll need a few minutes . distorted voice : what for ? all you have to do is read . erica : well , i never go on camera until my hair and makeup are absolutely perfect . you should know that . distorted voice : fine , but make it quick . we 're running out of time . [ scene_break ] liza : thank you for your concern , but i can handle this one . david : all right . i 'll be over there if you need me . jesse : so you got tired of raising hell alone ? conspiring with satan himself now , huh ? liza : jesse -- i am not the monster that you think i am . jesse : think ? you accused me of rape , liza . remember that ? liza : it was high school . jesse , i 've apologized . are you ever gon na let that go ? jesse : i 'm just saying . same old tricks as back then , huh ? i mean , anything to get what you want . it was greg then , now it 's holding on to your precious job . most people grow up , liza , better themselves . not you . what 's up with that ? liza : i do n't really have to deal with this . jesse : you do n't have to deal with much , do you ? no friends , except dr. 666 over there . no family to speak of that wants to be associated with you , anyway . so what 's the plan ? alienate the entire town , including your daughter ? because if that is the plan , you 've knocked it right out of the park , liza . liza : stop it . you can say whatever you want about me , jesse , but do n't you dare pretend to know what 's going on with colby . you have no idea what it 's like to lose a child . [ scene_break ] scott : madison ? madison ? [ knocking on door ] [ scene_break ] madison : we were happy . clearly , that means nothing to you . greenlee : do you want me to pretend it does ? there 's no reason to play nice anymore . ryan knows everything . you do n't have anything to hold over my head anymore . madison : see , that 's the thing that you still do n't understand . i was never holding anything over your head . greenlee : no . no , that would ruin your sweet , little , innocent act . you kept your arsenal well hidden . madison : what is my arsenal ? your lies ? greenlee : you should be thanking me for my lies right now . madison : are you kidding me ? greenlee : no . not at all . i did you a favor pulling scott out of prison and having him go knock on your door . otherwise , where would you be ? alone and feeling sorry for yourself , nose pressed against the glass watching me and ryan happy and in love . madison : is that where you are now -- happy and in love ? greenlee : we will always be in love , and we will be happy again soon enough , and that 's gon na make it that much harder for you when you realize you were n't enough to keep him , even with a baby . so go , be with scott . he 's the best you 're gon na get . madison : hey . [ scene_break ] distorted voice : are you finally ready ? erica : i am . distorted voice : remember -- no tricks . i 'm watching your every move . erica : of course not . i 've learned my lesson . any last - minute instructions ? distorted voice : just look into one of the cameras and do your thing . erica : jack -- kendall -- bianca . i know that i told you i needed time to collect my thoughts and to clear my head , that that 's why i ran out on the wedding . but that was n't true . i was forced to lie because the day before what should 've been the happiest day of my life , i was kidnapped . [ scene_break ] jack : it 's gone . bianca : what is ? jack : years ago , i got your mother this book , only it was n't a book . it was hollowed out . inside there was a cell phone and a battery charger . bianca : i remember . for emergencies . in case she was in trouble . but it 's not here ? jack : no . it 's gone . caleb : are you sure that 's where she kept it ? jack : absolutely . it 's been there since the day i moved in . bianca : this is real . mom 's really in trouble . krystal : what can i do ? jack : let 's look around . let 's see if we can find anything else that 's out of place or gone . it might give us a clue as to where she went or what happened . nobody else would know about that book except her . caleb : why do n't we spread out again ? krystal : i think i 'll get going . jack : no . no , no . you do n't have to do that . krystal : yeah . yeah , i do . i 'm not family , and i get the sneaking suspicion that bianca does not want me here , so -- jack : look , i am very , very sorry . i had no idea it would play out like this . krystal : do n't . please . ok ? none of that matters now . what 's important is bringing erica home . [ scene_break ] liza : sure , everything is all new and wonderful with your new baby . so i 'm sure you never look her in the eyes and think , `` what happens when i screw this up ? `` but you will . we all do . jesse : i am nothing like you , liza . liza : that 's probably true , but you 're still human , jesse , and we all make mistakes . so before you get up on that high horse , just take a minute and think about it . one mess - up , one little lapse in judgment , and everything changes . everything . david : boy , that was fast . sure you do n't want to be walked all over some more ? liza : david , i 'm not in the mood . david : i do n't get it , liza . why do you let that loser talk to you like that ? liza : maybe i needed to hear it . david : from him ? liza : it was a reality check . sometimes it can do you good . david : huh . really ? ok . so what am i in denial of now ? liza : why did you do it ? hmm ? why did you intentionally blow up an innocent woman 's world ? excuse me , a pregnant innocent woman 's world ? did you really think it was gon na separate greenlee and ryan and somehow she was gon na take you back ? ryan : you know , it 's funny , because i was gon na ask you the exact same question . [ scene_break ] greenlee : have you lost it ? i 'm not fighting a pregnant woman . madison : why fight when you can play dirty ? greenlee : go take care of your baby . madison : ooh . [ cell phone ringing ] madison : what do you want ? scott : i just want to talk to you , to somehow make this right . madison : you ca n't . scott : how about we try ? where are you ? madison : i do n't want to talk to you right now . scott : madison . madison ! madison : ryan . we 'll find your daddy . scott : pick up . pick up , pick up , pick up , please . yeah , madison , hey . it 's me again . will you just please call me , all right ? i was wrong , and i know that and i really , really -- i need to talk to you , so would you please call me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so what was the master plan , hayward ? cause trouble for madison and scott and then somehow that would be a problem for greenlee and myself ? david : well , you sure do love your damsels in distress , do n't you , ryan ? and now that greenlee 's betrayed you , does she ever stand a chance against sweet , honest , pregnant madison ? ryan : even if greenlee and i do n't make it through this , you are totally delusional thinking that she would come back to you . david : so you 're saying there 's a chance you wo n't make it ? ryan : is he serious ? liza : afraid so . greenlee : no way in hell . [ scene_break ] madison : please , just help my baby . i 'm fine , but my baby -- jesse : any more pain ? madison : is this labor ? it ca n't be . it 's too soon . dr. kantor : what do we have ? emt : bp 132 over 74 . pulse 92 . o2 sat 97 . bilateral breath sounds , trachea midline . no obvious signs of head trauma . gcs within normal limits . madison : that phone kept ringing , and i tried to stop it , and i lost control of the car . dr. kantor : relax . we 're gon na take care of you . let 's get her inside . [ scene_break ] david : all right , look . why do n't we get serious here for a second ? do you know what the problem is between the two of you ? you both live by two totally different moral codes . and there are no amount of moonbeams or moonstones that look more like jellybeans or anything else you two wax on about that 's ever gon na fix that . ryan : that 's really sad , hayward , because you do n't know anything about us . greenlee : and you do n't know anything about moral codes . david : i think i know just as much as anyone else in this town . [ cell phone ringing ] david : mm . ryan : jesse , what 's up ? jesse : it 's madison . she was in a minor car accident . ryan : what ? is she ok ? what about the baby ? jesse : madison 's fine . they 're in there with the doctor now checking out the baby . ryan : i 'll be right there . it 's madison . she 's in the hospital . [ scene_break ] bianca : ok , well , can you tell him i need to speak with him as soon as possible ? i 'm at my mother 's penthouse . he knows the address . ok , thanks . jack : what is it ? bianca : jesse 's out on a call , but he said he 's gon na come by as soon as he can . jack : all right . good . that 's good . thank you . caleb : i want to check the kitchen . you want to come and help me ? jack : yeah , go ahead . i 'm gon na look a few more places . i 'll be right down , all right ? [ cell phone beeps ] jack : erica . [ scene_break ] erica : has the message gone out yet ? distorted voice : out and received , according to my status alert . looks like this may be it for us . think you 'll miss me ? erica : well , i would n't go that far . but i have to admit , it would 've been a lot more satisfying if i had actually seen your face . distorted voice : trust me , you 've seen it before . erica : then i do know you . distorted voice : i ca n't see you . what are you doing ? erica : got something stuck on the bottom of my shoe . distorted voice : we had a deal , erica . no games . answer me . what are you up to ? [ scene_break ] liza : you 're just never gon na give up on her , are you ? david : we both know how lavery operates . madison , single mother to his unborn child , turns out to be alone . well , that could certainly change things , do n't you think ? liza : she 's turned her back on you in every way possible . david : have you ever known me to take the easy route ? what 's with the face ? liza : no face . david : all right . let me be clear about something . i really do enjoy your company , liza . liza : the compliments -- stop . i ca n't handle it . david : no , i 'm serious . i really do enjoy being with you . in bed , out of bed . i could do with a little less of your passing judgment all the time , that 's for sure . liza : i actually , i thank colby . thank her for this public flogging , because it has made me take a really good look at myself , and it is motivating me to change . david : oh , please . we 're leopards , liza . we do n't change our spots . liza : well , i am damn well going to try . david : good luck with that . [ cell phone beeps ] david : mm . [ scene_break ] madison : please . you have to save her . you ca n't let my baby die . voice on p.a . : dr. valentino to the o.r . , please . dr. valentino to the o.r . , please . dr. valentino to the o.r . , please . scott : hey , jesse . jesse : hey . scott : you ok ? jesse : yeah , i 'm good . it 's madison . scott : i 'm sorry . what ? jesse : she was in a car accident . was n't bad , but she 's worried about the baby . scott : wait a minute . what happened ? what do you -- jesse : her cell phone was ringing , and she was trying to stop it . scott : her cell phone was ringing ? i kept calling her . ryan : hey . how are they ? jesse : dr. kantor 's in with them now . ryan : so you do n't know anything ? you do n't know how the baby is or how madison 's doing ? jesse : nothing yet . scott : how is she ? dr. kantor : we 're going to give madison some magnesium sulfate , so we can slow down the labor . ryan : so she 's actually in labor already ? scott : no , no . she ca n't be . it 's too soon . dr. kantor : we 're doing everything we can to keep that baby in there . ryan : can we go in and can we see her ? dr. kantor : yes . do n't stay too long , though . she needs her rest . ryan : hey . how you feeling ? madison : no . scott : madison -- madison : i do n't want you in here . get out . [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : on the way to the rehearsal , i was grabbed out of nowhere , and i 've been held -- jack : bianca ! bianca ! [ scene_break ] [ erica 's doppelganger gasps ] erica : oh , my god .
jesse figures out that liza is following him because she was ordered to do so by mayor blanco so the mayor could get information she could use to fire him jesse wonders what it feels like for liza to be the mayor 's lapdog . jesse thinks liza should spend her time trying to repair her relationship with colby and liza tells jesse not to bring colby into this because he has no idea what it is like to lose a child . david smiles as he tells ryan and scott that he made a mistake by telling madison greenlee hired scott to keep her away from ryan . ryan tells scott that david is n't worth him going back to jail . david sees liza talking to jesse and tries to help but liza tells him to leave because she can handle this on her own . once jesse is gone liza tells him that the incident with colby has taught her she needs too change and david does n't think she can ever change because they are just alike . spike tells bianca that he spoke to erica on jack 's phone and she told him that she was in danger and needed help and that she was somewhere in pine valley .
[ previously_on ] bianca : do n't do it . erica : she is going to pay , both she and michael cambias . bianca : good . because that 's all i want . edmund : i 'm not giving this guy another chance to get at my daughter . we 're home now , honey . come and get me . [ scene_break ] kendall : no . no , no , no , no . of course , yes . i 'll -- i 'll be there as soon as i can . thanks . thank you . ok . bye . oh , my god . ok . um -- mia : i know , it 's horrible . i could n't find anything that matches with that . greenlee : terrible . mia : looky - look . hey , kendall . greenlee : watch this . so , you know what happened today ? mia almost got maddie grey killed . mia : greenlee -- kendall : oh , really ? that 's -- that 's nice . greenlee : yeah , and then edmund was so mad that he twisted mia 's ankle . kendall : really ? edmund -- he 's a really , really great guy . greenlee : kendall ! kendall : what ? what ? what , is the building on fire ? what , did carlos send you another email ? i 'm busy . can you see i 'm busy ? what did you do to your leg ? greenlee : wow . how turned around does michael cambias have you ? kendall : thank you for the vote of confidence . i do n't have time for this . greenlee : you know , just when i thought you could n't be played for a fool again , you find another way to make it happen . bianca : well , uncle jack is finally asleep . oh , wow . looks really nice . erica : thank you . oh , bianca , i 'm so happy that you agreed to stay for dinner . i know , honey . i know how difficult it must 've been for you to have to face the truth about lena 's agenda . bianca : yeah , well , how did you feel about it ? i mean , she lied to you , too . erica : oh , i 'm just so happy that you found out when you did before it was too late , before she could really hurt you . bianca : you do n't get it , mom . i love her . she already hurt me . erica : bianca -- bianca : why are there three plate settings ? uncle jack already ate . erica : because someone is joining us . bianca : really ? who ? erica : well , that 's a surprise . bianca : no , mom , please tell me you did n't . you did n't invite lena over here to ambush her , did you ? lena : i 'm going to make this quick . i 've done everything you wanted . i stole the combination to erica 's safe from bianca . i stole boyd 's formula and i gave it to you . all i want from you now is an assurance that my mother 's whereabouts will remain a secret from the government . michael : whatever happens to your mother next is entirely up to you . maddie : what if all the fish are asleep ? aidan : oh , i do n't know . maybe one or two of them might come by for a late- night snack . chomp -- [ maddie giggles ] maria : oh , hey , what are you trying to do ? maddie : stop tickling me ! maria : scare away all the fish ? maddie : no . maria : no . you got to be very quiet , then . maddie : ok , mommy . [ maria laughs ] maddie : may i please get my hat out of my bag ? maria : yes , you may . but hurry , come right back . aidan : yep . yeah . aidan : i do n't want you to worry about a thing while we 're here . i promised i 'd take care of both of you . you can trust me . maria : i trust you . i trust you with my life . edmund : hold it right there , you son of a bitch ! edmund : turn around right now . keep your hands up ! derek : edmund , it 's me . it 's me . it 's derek . [ edmund sighs ] edmund : derek . you should 've called . derek : oh , yeah , like you would 've picked up the phone , holed up here playing vigilante . edmund : i 'm protecting my family . derek : oh , i understand that . believe me , i do . if this were my little girl and she were in danger , i 'd be doing the same thing , but i 'm wearing a badge . edmund : where is he , derek ? derek : i do n't know . edmund : he tries to kill my daughter at the park , at the hospital . why not the house ? it does n't make sense . derek : we 'll find him , edmund . edmund : my little girl wants to be here where she 's safe . i want her here so i can keep an eye on her . derek : soon . soon . edmund : no , tonight , derek . we got to catch this guy tonight . maria : maddie has been through so much , i just -- i feel helpless . aidan : you 're here for her . maureen , she knows that . maria : and you 're here for her , too . she knows that . aidan : i 'm here for both of you . maria : do you have any idea how much i love you and how much i depend on you ? aidan : i love you , too . you 're everything to me . [ aidan sighs ] maria : what ? aidan : you know , sometimes -- sometimes i think if i just close my eyes and -- and i can see it . close your eyes for a second . go on , close your eyes . maria : ok . aidan : i see -- i see you smiling , and you are so beautiful . and i see us having fun together . our lives -- it 's perfection . and even with all this craziness , it 's perfection . and it 's all here waiting for us to claim it . open your eyes . aidan : i would love for you to wear this ring as a reminder for the love i have for you , now and forever . kendall : what are you talking about now , greenlee ? you know what ? it was nothing . greenlee : you were acting as michael 's little puppet of destruction , provoking erica in public again ? mia : kendall , he 's no good for you . he 's using you . kendall : you know what ? maybe i 'm using him , too . greenlee : why , because he can do what you ca n't -- take down erica ? kendall : well , you know , that 's the main reason i got involved with fusion in the first place . greenlee : no , no , no . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . i 'm not going to let you ruin this company to get back at your mother . kendall : oh , you know what ? do n't worry about it . fusion is safe , ok ? trust me . greenlee : i do n't know if i can . not if michael cambias is involved . kendall : michael 's a dead issue . i -- i got to go . mia : hmm . mia : oh , well , look who is out on bail . simone : thanks to liza . mia : again , huh ? simone : yeah . uh , we did n't think anyone would be here , actually . greenlee : where were you all day ? carlos : well , we went home to sleep after we got out . simone : separately . he went to his place , i went to mine . separately slept . carlos : yeah , we just thought we 'd stop in on our way to s.o.s . for dinner . greenlee : whole lot of `` we `` going around . hmm . simone : greenlee -- look , just let me have it , all right ? greenlee : what ? simone : look , i know i messed up , ok , big time . i shanghaied a television station , i aired a commercial without approval , and i got arrested -- again . classic simone , right ? so just let me have it , ok ? just -- i 'm here , i 'm ready . just bring it on . greenlee : i got to hand it to you , simone . you are officially a genius . lena : what do you mean , what happens to my mother is up to me ? i 've done everything you wanted . i betrayed bianca ; i put my personal life on the line . i risked everything for this . what more can you possibly want from me ? michael : oh , i do n't know . you have so many talents to choose from . i should know , i taught you most of them . lena : you 're disgusting . michael : you know , you and i -- we were a good team , until you sacrificed us for that little pigeon you call your lover . lena : leave bianca out of this . [ michael sighs ] lena : you and i are over . michael : oh . well , i would n't be so sure about that . erica : of course i did n't invite lena over . i would never do anything like that to you . bianca : good . do n't do anything to her , ok ? i want to handle this myself . i mean , after all , she did n't twist you up inside . she did n't make you feel things that are n't real . erica : bianca , look at me . i am not going to let her get away with this . bianca : no . i want to fight this battle myself , ok ? i mean , after all , you -- you already got what you wanted . erica : you think this is what i wanted ? to see you in so much pain ? bianca : well , you did n't want me to be with lena , or with anybody else for that matter . erica : honey , that 's just not fair . i mean , yes , i had my reservations about lena . bianca : and i would n't listen because i did n't want you to be right . erica : bianca -- bianca : do you know how hard it was for me to hear this from kendall of all people ? erica : honey , kendall was just trying to look out for you , really . i mean , michael cambias and lena -- they were in on this together . they played both of you . bianca : yeah , well , please , just do n't compare me to kendall . [ doorbell rings ] kendall : hi . i 'm sorry i 'm late . i know i said i 'd be here as soon as i could , but -- bianca -- bianca : wait a minute . you invited her here to have dinner with us ? lena : if you feel like celebrating , call kendall . michael : well , maybe i 'm in the mood for something else , hmm ? lena : what do you want me to do , find you a new playmate ? michael : well , you do seem to have a way with the ladies . lena : i 'm not your pimp . michael : hmm . lena : you 're not serious . michael : well , do i look like i 'm not serious ? [ phone rings ] michael : what ? oh , father , hi . how are you ? no , no , i -- i was -- well , i think you 're going to be very pleased . well , i 've accomplished something that even you could n't pull off . erica : bianca , i know that this is unexpected , but -- bianca : oh , no , mom , this is unreal , and i 'm not sticking around for it . erica : bianca , wait , please . kendall , please , come in . bianca -- bianca : mom , what is she doing here ? erica : kendall is part of this . bianca : no , mom , kendall is the reason for this . erica : no . now you listen to me . michael cambias and lena came after each of us separately , and we were vulnerable . but together -- together -- they ca n't hurt us anymore . kendall : bianca , erica 's right . erica : so why do n't we all sit down and try to deal with this rationally . ok ? bianca : fine . kendall : um -- i just -- i just want to say thank you for including me in this . it means a lot to me . erica : no need to thank me . of course you 're included in this . i tried to warn you about michael , you tried to warn bianca about lena . kendall : no , i only wish i figured that out sooner . erica : believe me , michael cambias is a master manipulator . kendall : yeah . i played right into it . he knew if i believed what he was telling me , i 'd fall for him . and i did . bianca : that 's what lena did to me , when she told me that she loved me . erica : bianca , honey , this will fade , i promise . lena and michael -- they tricked you , both of you , and it was low and it was cruel and it was despicable . but you must n't blame yourselves for what they did to you . kendall : they made us feel safe and loved . there 's nothing worse than being given that and then having it taken away from you . erica : well , maybe it 's time that we give them a taste of their own medicine . kendall : how ? erica : we have an ally that neither one of them is aware of . kendall : we do ? who ? erica : i ca n't say . but i promise you that we will hurt them and we will hit them harder than either of them have ever done to any of us . derek : you cut back on private security ? edmund : i sent half of them home , the rest i spread out to make the place easily accessible . derek : that 's good . that 's good . if this guy thinks you brought maddie home and he has access to her , then trust me , he 's going to show up eventually . edmund : yeah , unless your little surprise visit tipped him off . i mean , he saw you come in . now he knows we 've set him up . derek : then we 'll just have to try something else . but i am not going to leave you alone to bait some psychopath into action . edmund : think i 'm afraid of this guy ? you let him set one foot in my house , he will never hurt my daughter again . maria : aidan , just -- you and me standing here , the moonlight hitting the water , and the things that you just said , and the ring and -- you 're amazing . you make it awfully hard for a girl to say no . aidan : are -- are you saying no ? maria : no -- yes -- no -- yes , i 'm saying yes . i 've always -- i mean yes with all my heart . the timing is -- is not so great . aidan : the -- the timing ? the timing ? i thought -- i thought we agreed to -- to live for the moment . did n't we ? i mean , i do n't want to pressure you or anything . i just thought that if we wait for things to settle down , we could be waiting for the rest of our lives . maria : no , i -- i know . i 'm -- no , i 'm sorry . i did n't -- aidan : no , no , you do n't have to apologize . seriously , look -- i 'm serious about this . i 'm serious about you . i want to spend the rest of my life with you , sam , and maddie . you know , and maybe one day just have a few babies of our own . maria : do you want that ? is that what you really want ? aidan : yeah , i 'd love to have that . but i want you to want it , too , like , without hesitation . this is not the right time , is it ? maria : it is the right time . will you put the ring on my finger ? i 'm telling you it is . aidan : it 's a perfect fit . maria : it is . maddie : mom ! maria : maddie . simone : you 're scaring me , greenlee . is there something , like , going to fall on me and you 're just putting me in place ? greenlee : oh , no , no , no , no . simone , i mean it . what you did , getting that commercial to air nationally , was genius ! simone : ok , yeah , right . well , you 're the only one that feels that way . the f.c.c . -- greenlee : you really need to learn how to take a compliment , simone . simone : greenlee , look , i would still be in serious trouble if it was n't for carlos . i mean , he took the rap for me . greenlee : excuse me , carlos did what ? you did what ? carlos : yeah , well , i -- i told the police that i knew how to broadcast a live feed . and that it was n't tad or simone , it was me . greenlee : and they believed you ? simone : they obviously did because they did n't file any charges against me , thanks to carlos . [ phone rings ] mia : i 'll get that . simone : oh , my god , what happened to your ankle ? mia : oh , it 's nothing . it 's just a sprain . it 'll be fine . fusion . this is mia . oh , great , i 'll be right there to pick them up . thank you very , very , much . well , that 's it for me today , girls . see you later . simone : ok . greenlee : night . mia : night . simone : bye . is she driving herself ? greenlee : uh , i guess . simone : ok . that 's scary . [ phone rings ] simone : i can get that . you know , you just stay put . i 'll go . [ ring ] simone : fusion . you saw the commercial ? yes . carlos : so , what are you thinking ? greenlee : that your commercial was really terrific . carlos : really ? greenlee : are you kidding ? you 're the company savior . you must 've touched a lot of women who were watching . carlos : how so ? what do you mean ? simone : thank you so much for calling . greenlee : you have what 's called screen presence . people -- women , certain women in particular -- ca n't take their eyes off of you . simone : his name is carlos . ok , bye . oh ! carlos , you are a god ! that woman that i just spoke to on the phone ? she ca n't find our products anywhere . we 're totally sold out , and it 's all because of you . carlos : me ? simone : yes . a beautiful man telling a woman how she makes him feel ? i mean , that 's what sells . that 's our angle . we need men . we need the type of man -- we need a lot of men that women want to attract and can only attract by fusion cosmetics ! greenlee : you think we can find more than one of these guys ? simone : oh , honey , look at who you 're talking to . greenlee : good point . you think you can make this work ? i mean , really make this fly ? simone : oh , absolutely . mm - hmm . greenlee : i 'm giving you free reign , then . go for it . simone : oh , greenlee . oh , you will not be disappointed , i promise you . oh . greenlee : that was either the best or the worst decision i 've ever made . carlos : yeah , i know that feeling . um , greenlee , the commercial -- did you get what i was saying ? greenlee : you were very convincing . carlos : you know when i said , you know , the eyes look into the soul , do n't look away ? do n't be afraid ? greenlee : yeah , that 's -- that 's what you said . carlos : and i believed it . otherwise , how could i feel it , you know , inside ? greenlee : i do n't know . carlos : but i did n't put those words down on paper . greenlee : i assume simone did . carlos : yeah . but does that mean that what i feel or what you feel is n't real ? michael : nothing is going to go wrong because i 'm on top of it . father , no one has more invested in the future of cambias industries than i do . ok , then . yes . good night . lena : we 're not so different , you and i . michael : you mean in our taste in women ? lena : no . i 'm talking about you and your father . you care about him , about what he thinks of you . michael : you know , lena , your sentimentality is amusing , if not completely and entirely misdirected . lena : well , are n't you doing all this to make him proud ? look at you . you 're going to extremes to protect his legacy . it 's because you love him . michael : what , in the same way that you whored yourself out to save your mother because you love her ? no . i am doing this because i want my father 's power , his money , and his job , and make it my own . are we clear ? bianca : i mean , why ca n't i just handle lena in my own way ? kendall : because it 's too risky . you 'll make it personal and you ca n't do that . erica : kendall 's right . bianca : oh . please stop saying that . kendall : see , i knew you would n't be able to do this . this is exactly why i did n't want to tell you about lena in the first place . bianca : so why did you tell me , kendall ? erica : because i asked her to . because i could n't stand to see what lena was doing to you . bianca : you know , the fact that you two even discussed this -- erica : bianca , please understand . i really thought it would be easier for you to hear it from kendall because every time i talk about your relationships , you question my motives . bianca : so what about that scene at the valley inn ? was that your big plan , too ? erica : yes . although kendall did improvise on her end . [ phone beeps ] erica : well , whose phone is that ? bianca : that 's mine . i have a message . i 'll be right back . kendall : um -- i do n't want to turn this ugly because i think it 's going pretty well , but what part of our encounter did i improvise ? erica : oh , i do n't know . i do n't think it was really necessary for you to bring up that horrid incident about dimitri and the letter opener . kendall : well , i had to say something vicious or michael would 've been suspicious . erica : look , kendall , that was really a very unpleasant chapter in both our lives . so all i 'm saying is that i do n't think you needed to exploit it that way . kendall : i 'm sorry . erica : thank you . who was that ? bianca : that was lena . kendall : what did she want ? bianca : she wants to see me tonight . erica : oh , you have to go to her . kendall : you have to go see her . derek : we need to change tactics . edmund : what are you saying ? derek : you need to get out of here for a while . edmund : what ? what ? no . no , no . derek : look , edmund , your staying here has n't flushed him out . edmund : he 'll eventually show up . you said so yourself . derek : listen to me . edmund : you said so ! derek : listen . if i 'm this guy and i want access to your kid , i 'm going to wait until i think your guard is down , till you think it 's safe to go out and leave maddie here alone with the servants . that 's when i 'm going to make my move . edmund : what am i supposed to do ? where am i supposed to go ? huh ? derek : whatever it is you do under normal circumstances . you have to be as inconspicuous as possible , just like it 's another day . edmund : no , i want to be here when it comes down . i want to nail this guy to the wall . derek : look , edmund , i feel you , but that 's not going to change anything . it 's not going to put him behind bars , and that 's where you want him , right ? edmund : he tried to suffocate my daughter . i do n't want him behind bars , derek . i want him in the ground . derek : which is exactly why i ca n't have you here . take this . edmund : what is it ? derek : it 's my card . it 's got my cell number on it . if it 's going to make you feel better , call me , but you need to take a break . listen to me now . maddie is safe . besides maureen and aidan , we 're the only ones who know where she really is . maria : maddie ! maddie , honey ! it 's stuck . aidan : it 's probably rusted out . here , let me have a look . oh , my god . maria : maddie ! aidan : i 'm going to go around the other side . maria : it 's ok , honey ! maddie , i 'm -- maddie ! maddie , i 'm coming , honey ! simone : greenlee , can i speak with you for a moment ? carlos : i got to get something in the back . simone : hey ? hello ? greenlee : yeah , yeah . sorry , sorry , sorry . what 's up ? simone : i just wanted to thank you again for not , you know , coming off on me for being arrested . greenlee : well , you created a credible buzz . people are talking , and you 're responsible . simone : well , technically , carlos is responsible . greenlee : simone , your instincts -- getting men to reach our customers -- they 're dead - on . simone : you do n't think carlos might , you know -- greenlee : want to do it again ? simone : yeah . greenlee : no , no , no , i do n't think so . it 's not really him . but that 's ok because there are tons of other gorgeous , finely chiseled men just waiting to be discovered . simone : not like carlos . greenlee : i can hear you , you know . simone : right . ok , so you just gave me my dream job . i get to go find young , hot , sexy men who are willing to show it off for a shot at stardom . hmm . greenlee : i want in on the casting . simone : oh , front row , baby . greenlee , one other thing ? greenlee : mm - hmm , sure . simone : carlos -- um , i do n't really know how to put this -- he 's more than a pretty face . he 's special , you know , inside . and for me , you know , to recognize that actually makes him probably incredibly special . uh , if you ca n't see that for whatever reason , i just want you to prepare yourself that when it does happen -- and it probably will -- i mean , this person 's going to come along and they 're going to recognize just how special he is . carlos : simone , are you ready ? i 'm starving . simone : yeah , yeah , me , too . you going to think about what i said ? greenlee : yeah . simone : ok . you grab my purse and we 're out of here . carlos : let 's go . simone : thank you . carlos : oh , um , good night . greenlee : good night . simone : good night . kendall : i 'm not saying this is going to be easy , bianca . erica : deception never is . kendall : every time lena says something to you , you 're going to want to scream that you know it 's all just a big , fat lie . bianca : so that 's how it is with michael ? kendall : yes , unfortunately . bianca : but does n't it make you feel -- i mean , to have to pretend that you still care about him so much -- kendall : i hate it . i hate it . i feel dirty when i do it . i never thought anybody can make me feel so bad about myself . erica : are you sure you 're up to this , bianca ? bianca : well , it 's the only way our plan is going to work , right ? erica : yes . bianca : then i 'll do what i have to do . kendall : maybe this was a bad move , involving bianca . erica : when i see her in so much pain , i mean , it really does break my heart . when your child is hurting , you -- well , i just wish i could have shielded her from all of this . i 'm very sorry about what michael did to you . erica : bianca ? lena : you 're going to throw your own father out of the company which he built ? michael : well , the same way that he threw me out years ago because he decided i was n't worthy of his time or attention . but i am no longer the invisible son , and i 'm going to show him that i 'm every bit the calculating bastard that he is . lena : hmm . well , that might actually finally make him proud of you . michael : you know , it 's not too late for you to share in this with me . you know , this new version of you leaves little to be desired by a man . [ door closes ] [ phone rings ] erica : are n't you going to get that ? kendall : it could be lena . [ ring ] [ ring ] bianca : hey , you . lena : bianca , it 's so good to hear your voice . i miss you . bianca : yeah , i miss you , too . lena : is this a bad time ? bianca : no . lena : i 'm sorry -- i was just feeling overwhelmed . i need to see you , to hold you . tell me you feel the same -- that you want me . bianca : i want you , too . maria : maddie ! where is she ? aidan : i -- i do n't know . maria : aidan , where is she ? [ maddie whimpers ] maria : maddie ! aidan : be quiet , be quiet . i think i hear something . [ maddie whimpers ] maria : maddie ? maddie -- oh , my god , honey ! what happened ? are you ok ? come here , sweetie . are you ok ? shush , shush , shush , it 's all right . it 's all right . what happened ? what happened ? maddie : i got my hat out of my bag , and there was this gross spider on it , my bag , and -- and i heard this banging -- maria : oh -- maddie : and it was really , really loud ! so i thought it was the bad man coming to get me . maria : oh , honey -- maddie : so i hid in here because it 's your room . i 'm sorry . maria : oh , do n't be sorry . i 'm sorry . aidan : it 's all right . maria : i 'm the one who scared you . oh , my god . oh , baby , it 's ok . i 'm sorry , i will never do that again . maddie : promise ? maria : i promise . mommy promises , sweetie . mommy promises . oh , my god . you scared me . scared me , scared me . evan : yoo - hoo . derek : hmm ? evan : behind you , lieutenant . lena : when can you get away ? bianca : soon . lena : well , how about drinks ? bianca : sure . how about s.o.s . in about an hour ? lena : oh , that 's perfect . bianca : great . see you there . i do n't know if i can do this . i mean , am i -- am i just supposed to -- to sit there across from her ? kendall : yeah . you just do it . bianca : i hate this . i hate this so much . i 'm joining a convent . kendall : save a veil for me , will you ? erica : do n't look at me , i 've already done that . i 'd like to propose a toast . to the downfalls of michael cambias and lena kundera , and the women who will make it happen . may it be fast , just , and unforgettable . maria : you know what 's crazy is that this was all my fault . i 'm the one who scared her . aidan : but you were trying to protect her , right ? any mother would , maureen . maria : i know , but i am her mother and i 'm the one who needs to be more aware of that and more aware of what she needs from me . aidan : i love you . maddie : mommy ? maria : yes , sweetie ? maddie : i do n't have to be scared anymore , right ? maria : no , you do n't have to be scared anymore . everything 's ok now , sweetie . mommy 's right here . carlos : no words can reveal what 's in the heart . but the eyes -- they can see straight to the soul . do n't look away . do n't be afraid . the journey is just beginning . [ tape rewinds ] carlos : do n't be afraid . the journey is just beginning . [ tape rewinds ] carlos : do n't be afraid . the journey is just beginning . edmund : greenlee ? [ greenlee gasps ] greenlee : edmund . my god , you scared me . edmund : i 'm sorry . is mia around ? i called her home , she 's not home . i called her cell . greenlee : she left a little while ago . she did n't say where she was going . evan : oh , where in this house can the little girl be ? come on out , maddie . [ door opens ] mia : hello ! surprise ! hello ? surprise ! [ next_on ] greenlee : come with me . tad : why ? greenlee : i need your help . erica : what on earth are you doing in my home ? reggie : i 'm waiting for somebody to show me my room . lena : i 've been lying to you . mia : oh , my god .
simone and carlos are out on bail . surprisingly , greenlee thanks simone for pulling such a daring stunt and making fusion the talk of the town . she then senses that simone may be taking more interest in carlos . kendall joins erica and bianca for dinner at erica 's apartment . at first , bianca is annoyed with kendall , but then realizes that they are in the same boat . kendall encourages bianca to be brave and to work at getting lena back . erica thanks kendall for being so caring , and kendall seems glad to finally get some of her mother 's affection . bianca makes plans to meet lena at sos . erica , kendall and bianca toast to their success . at michael 's , lena says she wants out . maria , maddy and aidan are on a boat . aidan gives maria the engagement ring again and maria wears it happily . maddy gets scared and hides out in a closet . maria assures her that the bad man is not coming after them . meanwhile , edmund and derek wait for the murderer to strike at wildwind . edmund seems really agitated so derek tells him to go out for a breather . while edmund is out looking for mia , flanders finally comes in . he strikes derek with his gun and derek falls down hard . he hides derek 's body in the dining room and looks around for maddy . just then he hears someone come in and hides behind the door . mia walks in .
ryan : ha - ha -- we should be filming a movie . this place would make an unbelievable set ! greenlee : a movie about two friends getting married ? ryan : sounds like big box office . greenlee : you sure ? ryan : yes , i 'm positive . it 's -- it 's perfect . you done good , greenlee . greenlee : and i have n't even gotten started . come on , we have a lot to do before `` i do . `` come on , come on . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , come on -- what is the holdup already ? let 's get this baby off the ground ! simone : kendall , kendall , maybe somebody 's trying to tell you something , like maybe you should n't race after ryan and greenlee . kendall : simone , i have finally accepted that ryan and i are meant to be together . do you have any idea what a gigantic step that is for me ? simone : ok , so let 's take one step at a time -- slowly , on the ground . kendall : you know , if you 're going to be negative , simone , get the hell off the plane . simone : ugh . kendall : i 'm going to be with ryan , i 'm going to get ryan back , and nothing can stop me . simone : oh , yeah ? watch me . [ scene_break ] edmund : and stay the hell out ! you 're as useless as my legs , you pontificating moron ! orderly : well , on the upside , it was empty . edmund : manny , are you a glutton for punishment ? i swear -- anita : i do n't scare so easy , but you 're welcome to try . [ scene_break ] jack : erica . is she all right ? tad : that all depends on how you look at it . one thing 's for sure -- she 's not coming back to pine valley anytime soon . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , thank you . hey , i beg your par -- roberto , what do you think you 're doing ? bobby : sorry , i need you sober when i give you this bit of news . erica : well , that sounds ominous . bobby : maybe . looks as if your life in vegas might be over . erica : what happened ? what are you saying ? did they find me out ? bobby : depends on who you mean . it seems that the nice people at `` the las vegas insider `` have you pegged bigtime . erica : how did they find out ? bobby : chuck mcmaster 's column , `` strip scene . `` it 's all over the paper . he gave rudy 's new show a rave review . erica : roberto , in show business , a rave review is good news . bobby : not if he singles out `` newest footlight favorite , desiree dubois . `` erica : `` charisma , flair , and a smile that outshines the strip . `` oh , that is so sweet of mr. mcmaster . i really should send him flowers . bobby : i ca n't believe this . this guy could blow your cover and you 're blowing him kisses ? erica : he also wrote that i 'm a `` beauteous blonde , `` and he did n't write one word about being a dead ringer for erica kane , so i think that we do n't have anything to worry about . bobby : this is too risky . ok ? i mean , he 's telling people , some of the locals , to `` run , do n't walk `` to catch your show . do you get what i 'm saying ? erica : yeah . maybe somebody in that crowd is going to see past the hair and the costume -- i know . ok , so maybe hide in plain sight was n't my best idea . oh , well . i 'll have others . bobby : i have one right now -- we go to rudy , and we tell him you quit . erica : are you kidding ? you 're asking me to quit after just one night ? bobby : what would you rather do ? you just want to wait to get outed ? erica : `` when in rome -- `` bobby : what does that mean ? erica : i am in vegas . life here is all about risk , and you and puggy -- you 're the ones who reminded me of that . you ride the wave , you see where it takes you . oh , come on , do n't tell me you 're going to throw up your hands and just tell me you 're through with me ? bobby : no , i -- i 'm going to applaud and take notes . you may be one of the coolest players that i know . here -- blow . erica : what 's this ? bobby : it 's my dialing finger . why do n't you pretend it 's dice and blow . ah , that should do it . erica : ok . well , where are you going ? bobby : to risk everything . [ scene_break ] edmund : i do n't want the lights on . anita : why did you run manny off ? he 's a nice guy . edmund : yeah , he 's a nice guy . i asked him nicely three times to leave . anita : he is the best physical therapist on the staff . edmund : well , then , i should n't be wasting his time , all right ? he should be working with people he can help . anita : oh , i am so glad i sent maria home . she does n't need to see you like this . edmund : great -- anita : nobody does . edmund : well , you all better get used to this because this is as good as it gets , all right ? you do n't like it , nobody 's stopping you from walking out that door . [ scene_break ] kendall : no , no , no , i am finally ready to fly outside my comfort zone . no way am i going to let you ground me . simone : this is n't just about you . kendall : ryan proposed to me . he wants to marry me and be with me , but i could n't get past greenlee . simone : well , evidently , neither could he . kendall : simone , i am risking everything . i 'm putting myself out there . this is new for me . be supportive , please . simone : ok , all right . so why not wait till they get back and then you can talk to him -- kendall : no , no , i know what i want , and i 'm willing to risk everything . simone : you know , if mia was here -- kendall : yeah , she would tell you to shut the hell up or get off the plane ! simone : no , mia would say , `` what about ryan , what he wants ? `` he proposed to you , yes , but then you kept throwing his relationship with greenlee in his face , and who did he run off into the sunset with ? greenlee . kendall : ok , well , ryan needed something that i could n't give him . he needed trust , and i was n't ready . simone : but he 's still with greenlee . why ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't -- i do n't know . i have no idea , but i do know that i trust ryan , i trust his love for me , and i ca n't veer off worrying about greenlee . that 's what started this trouble . simone : ok , all right . so call him , all right ? get him on the phone and see what he says . kendall : i did . i tried . i could n't get through . but you know , even if i could get through , it does n't matter . i -- this is a major breakthrough . i need to share this with ryan in person . simone : that 's cozy -- just you and ryan and greenlee . kendall : excuse me -- hello -- who called me on the phone squealing that ryan and greenlee were getting ready to take off for god knows where ? you got me here to stop them ! simone : yeah , because that 's when i thought you actually could . ryan is with greenlee now , somewhere in the thousand islands . kendall : all right , so what am i supposed to do ? i 'm supposed to wait for them to come back ? simone : yeah . kendall : no , no . greenlee said something to david about being gone for six months . what if that 's how long they 're gone for ? simone : no , ryan told me that he 'd be back before the quarterlies were due , ok ? kendall : well , then this has to be because i kicked greenlee out of fusion and enchantment . i 'm sure ryan probably feels like he has to set her up in some new business . simone : you think that they took off on business ? kendall : yeah . obviously , you do n't . simone : i 'm sorry , kendall . i think if you go after them and you find ryan , it 's going to be too late . [ scene_break ] ryan : do they know we 're not royalty ? greenlee : i almost expect to see unicorns grazing in the garden . ryan : but quietly so they do n't wake the sleeping princess . greenlee : do you mind if we have the ceremony here ? ryan : yeah , that 's why we came . greenlee : no , i mean out here ? it 's so bright and clear and otherworldly . ryan : you want an out - of - this - world wedding ? you got it . greenlee : with a storybook setting like this , there 's nowhere to go but happily ever after . how can our future be anything but amazing ? kendall : you 're my future . i would -- i would marry you tonight if you want to . greenlee : ryan ? ryan : i 'm sorry about that . greenlee : where were you just now ? ryan : i just -- i just zoned out for a sec . greenlee : no , something 's wrong . what is it ? you know , i thought you were fine with everything , that you were happy about this . ryan : it -- it is -- i am . greenlee : yes , but ? ryan : but -- but it 's just crazy . just -- it just hit me how wild this all is . greenlee : it 's totally , completely off the wall . maybe that 's why it seems so perfect for crazy us . ryan : and you 're sure , you 're absolutely certain this is what you want ? greenlee : i totally trust you , ryan . ryan : you really do ? greenlee : i do . if i did n't , i would n't be about to pledge you my troth . ryan : well , your troth is safe with me . greenlee : i know it is . remember that thanksgiving day from hell at the valley inn ? ryan : oh , poor myrtle said grace when what we really needed was an exorcism . greenlee : it was the worst . i tried to lose myself in champagne , and i was a mess until you danced with me . you made it all better . that 's what i want our marriage to be . ryan : first - aid ? greenlee : no , a dance , the two of us in total synch . [ scene_break ] kendall : too late ? simone , it 's not like it 's the end of the world . simone : but what if you find them and ryan and greenlee have already slept together ? kendall : did you have to go there ? simone : well , what if they have ? what if you find them and they 're in a hotel and the deed 's already been done ? do you still think you could go through with it ? do you still think that you could follow through and tell ryan that you love him ? could you actually be ok with this whole greenlee issue ? kendall : well , if that happened , then i 'd have to . simone : well , yeah . but how ? you know , the last time that you were up for murder , you were innocent , and i do n't want to personally be there , sitting in another courtroom for you . kendall : look , do n't worry about it . i 'm not going to kill ryan . or greenlee . simone : but you would want to . and every time that you and greenlee are face to face , you two lose it . anything can happen . oh , you know what ? if you are so determined to do this , then obviously someone needs to be there to protect you from yourself . [ engine starts ] simone : so you either tell this pilot , `` thank you , but no thanks , `` or i 'm coming along for the ride . pilot : ms. hart , if you will buckle up , we will taxi out for takeoff . [ scene_break ] anita : ok , your legs do n't work , and it 's a big , big adjustment to make . but you 're still edmund and you can still have a fabulous life with a wife and children that love you . edmund : that 's real easy to say . anita : yeah , and it 'll be tough as hell to do . but is n't the love that you have for maria , the love that she has for you -- is n't that worth fighting for ? edmund : i ca n't fight this . i tried . i had surgery . anita : look , we all know what you lost . but look at what you 've still got and all that you can have if you do n't trash it . what would you do if it were maria in this bed ? what would you want her to do ? you know what ? maybe you do n't love her as much as i thought or you really do n't know who she is , because if you think that she loves you less because you ca n't walk , or if you think my sister 's love is not worth the effort , then you never deserved her ! nurse : there 's a call for you on line two . it 's your husband . [ scene_break ] jack : bobby warner ? tad : is managing a hotel casino -- the seasons . jack : you know , erica went with him to philadelphia , played a little poker with some of his buddies . tad : well , that would fit into aidan 's report . jack : that little son of a -- you know , i asked warner if he knew anything about erica and he told me even if he did , he sure as hell would n't tell me . well , i guess he was n't kidding , was he ? so , this whole time he 's been helping her hide out ? tad : oh , he 's been doing more than that . jack , he 's -- he 's comping her room , and he 's got erica on his payroll . jack : erica 's working at a casino ? tad : oh , she 's -- she 's in a show on the seasons ' main room . jack : oh . you got to be kidding me . tad : nope . jack : hiding in plain sight working at a las vegas casino . is she drinking ? tad : aidan said it was just , you know , champagne . jack : there 's no such thing as `` just `` for erica . tad : he seemed to think that she had it under control . jack : no . no , she 's drinking , she 's in trouble . well , this certainly explains a lot , huh ? bianca : like what ? my mother 's a coward ? you have been up every night . i have been ripping myself apart thinking that i pushed her over the edge , trying not to imagine her depressed and miserable . her father dies before she can have a chance to talk to him , and she can never have closure ? well , you know what ? it 's great to see that mom has found a way to deal with her grief . feeling lost , distraught ? be a showgirl . jack : wait , wait , wait , wait . we do n't know what 's going on in erica 's mind . bianca : i do . `` to hell with everyone and everything . live it up , have a good time . why wear black when you can wear sequins and feathers ? `` reggie 's right -- mom does n't care about us at all . jack : no . we do n't know the whole story here . bianca : that 's true . what is she doing with bobby warner ? are they having an affair ? tad : um -- aidan did n't really seem to know what their relationship was . jack : ugh . bianca : well , i 'll tell you , bobby warner 's wife is a friend of mine . anita santos was great to me when i was in the hospital , and where was my own mother ? off with anita 's husband . i want to know why . what is she doing with bobby , and what the hell does she think she 's doing to you ? [ scene_break ] anita : hello ? hello ? bobby : anita santos warner , i hear your voice and i start smiling . i ca n't help it . anita : bobby , you sound happy . bobby : oh , is that what this feeling is ? i was this close to forgetting . anita : well , what changed ? bobby : ah , you know , me . i 'm coming into my own out here -- you know , with work ? anita : i 'm really glad about that . bobby : yeah , there 's this newbie , actually , that i 've been mentoring and showing the vegas ropes , and it 's paying off for everyone . anita : it 's good to hear that excitement in your voice . bobby : mm - hmm , yeah . yeah , but listen , enough about me . how about you ? how are things ? how are edmund and maria ? anita : every day is like -- like some inspirational movie , except there 's no break for commercials and no nice , neat ending . bobby : i know they 're your family , but i got to give you some credit . i mean , there are n't a lot of people who can handle what you can handle . your support must mean everything to them , huh ? anita : no , i do n't know about that . bobby : yeah , well , it means everything to me . anita : i know . bobby : speaking of which , there 's a reason i called . now , this is going to be one of those `` free - fall , do n't think , do n't blink `` kind of moments . i just want you to try and forget everything you think about me , grab my hand , and take a risk . you think you can do that ? [ scene_break ] kendall : when ryan and greenlee left town last time , i jumped to a lot of dumb conclusions . i 'm not going to do that again . simone : yeah , well , i want to be wrong . i bet mia 50 bucks that you and ryan would pull through . kendall : ryan loves me . he said he wants to marry me . simone : yeah , but that was before . kendall : no , how many times has ryan asked me to trust him and to believe in him ? and now , finally , i do . simone , i 'm not going to let you talk me and scare me out of finding him . simone : well , it 's him and greenlee . kendall : no , all he has to do is look me in the eyes , and ryan will see that it 's true -- that i trust him not to hurt me . i 'm ready . i 'm ready to jump off that cliff . simone : well , that 's pretty much where we 're headed . kendall : no , no . it 's this dream that i keep having . i 'm -- i 'm dancing on the edge of a cliff with ryan . and in a way , i was . i was because no matter how close we were , i always felt like we were on the edge of disaster . i did n't have any faith in him to keep me safe . simone : but now you have faith . kendall : yes . yes , ryan wo n't let me fall . [ scene_break ] greenlee : a case of groom jitters ? ryan : jitters ? you think i 'm nervous ? man : may i help you ? ryan : yeah -- two rooms , lavery . man : ah , mr. lavery . welcome . two rooms ? but you are here to get married , are n't you ? greenlee : yes , but not this minute . i mean , it may seem old - fashioned to you , but i do n't want him to see me in my dress before the ceremony . i do n't do bad luck . man : yes , of course . well , you can have as many rooms as you want for as long as you want them . greenlee : oh , when we say `` i do , `` we 'll only need the one . ryan : sweetheart , i do n't know if i can wait that long . greenlee : oh , me , neither . but it will be so much more wonderful if we do . ryan : hmm . man : well , let 's see about that second room , then . thank heavens you 're getting married today . ryan : yeah . thank something . man : ok , your keys . you 're in rooms 103 and 203 . ryan : great , thanks . come on , honey . man : oh , mr. lavery , we 're holding a package for you . ryan : oh , that must be the prenup from livia . man : here you go . ryan : great . do you have a -- a notary on the premises ? man : yes , steven steins in accounting . i 'll locate him for you . ryan : great . thank you . shall we ? greenlee : let 's . if i had n't bought a dress already , i would grab that up so fast . ryan : i would n't let you . greenlee : nowhere in that prenup does it give you fashion approval . ryan : i 've seen it , and you do n't do bad luck , remember ? we 're not taking any chances . greenlee : hmm . [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan is with greenlee right now , because i pushed him into her arms . bianca was dead - on about that . but now i have a chance to turn things around and make things right , so i 'm going to forgive greenlee for everything now . simone : oh , yeah . kendall : i am . i 'm going to give her what 's hers -- the job that ryan wanted her to have at fusion . she belongs at the top . simone : hmm . ryan , fusion , fusion , ryan -- hunk , hard work . well , i know which one i 'd choose . kendall : yeah , well , here 's the thing -- it 's not greenlee 's choice . ryan made it perfectly clear from the start that he was n't romantically interested in greenlee . she was n't a threat to our relationship . he just -- he just wanted to treat her fairly . simone : he wanted to give her the business -- fusion . kendall : no , ok . greenlee might want ryan , but ryan wants me . he wants to be with me , he wants to marry me , which is great . i mean , if we 're lucky , we can have the ceremony right away whenever i find him . you can be the maid of honor . simone : oh , great ! yeah , greenlee will be there . she can throw rice , or large rocks . kendall : simone , i 'm not going to let you rain on my parade . greenlee can have her own honeymoon with fusion . simone : well , let 's cross our fingers . kendall : luck does n't matter . jack was right . if you really , really love a person , you 'll fight . you 'll fight to get them back even when it feels hopeless . you can ignore all the odds , because you know deep in your soul that you 're meant to be with this person . i 'll get down on my knees and beg and plead with ryan if i have to to get him back , and he will -- he 'll take me back . can this plane fly any faster ? [ scene_break ] jack : bianca , listen to me -- whatever erica 's doing , she 's not doing it to hurt us . bianca : not that she really cares . jack : look , she 's drinking . she 's trying to ease her pain that way . tad : bianca , listen , it seems to me that your mother has gotten as far away from who she really is as she possibly could . you know , if nobody knows who you are , they ca n't hurt you . jack : or help you . bianca : well , you 've tried to help her . how many messages have you left on her cell phone every day ? you hired tad and aidan to track her down ! jack : yes , i 'm glad i did because now at least i know she 's relatively safe ! bianca : yes , but she 's given in to her addiction ! i lost my baby , but i have n't given in to my eating disorder . i have n't stopped eating or said , `` to hell with everyone who loves me . `` i took babe 's baby . jack : oh , honey , you suffered a tragic loss -- bianca : forget it ! stop that ! that does n't make what i did ok . there is no excuse for what i did to babe and j.r. , just like there 's no excuse for what kendall did to ryan or for what mom did to you and me and kendall . i ca n't forgive this ! now , if you do n't want to give up on her , then i feel sorry for you , but i 'm done with her . jack : oh -- bianca : that 's it . jack : wait a minute . bianca , please do n't do this ! [ scene_break ] anita : we were doing better . why would you want to risk everything -- bobby : hey , hey , the -- the words were n't even out of my mouth and you shoot me down . how is that us doing better ? anita : oh , gosh , bobby . i mean , you -- you want us to move past all sorts of things . it 's just -- it 's not possible . bobby : you do n't even know what i was going to say . anita : i know what you were going to say . you were going to say that -- that you found this wonderful opportunity , you 're a little short on funds , but this is the one that 's going to pay off , right ? am i close ? bobby : you 're good at your job , but you just cut me off at the knees without any anesthesia . anita : bobby , whatever it is , it 's too risky . bobby : anita , you read the news , you watch tv . there is real money to be made out there . why do n't you think that i 'm a person who can make it ? i 've been busting my hump to save $ 7,000 from my salary . my life insurance is worth another 3,000 . the blue book on our car is another 7,000 . anita : the car ? bobby : and after that , all i need is another 2,000 , 3,000 , and we 've got that in our savings . the more money we put into this , the more money we get out . anita : you -- wait a second . you want to sell the car ? and then what do i do , thumb to work ? bobby : you got your pick of the wildwind fleet . and you 'll be able to buy a car after a week when we cash out . anita : a new car ? in a week ? bobby : this is different , i 'm different . i know a good deal when it comes along , and the money that we stand to make on this -- i 'm telling you , baby , we 're talking a house , a yard , a pool , puppies , and kids . anita : bobby -- bobby : i just want to be the guy that gives you the world , not some loser that you -- you shut down without even giving a second thought . faith , anita -- that 's what we both need here right now . anita : you have n't even paid palmer back from your last big thing . bobby : after this , i can , with interest . anita : you know what , bobby ? i -- i can do without the pool and the house and the puppies . what i need is -- is a man that i can count on . you know , i have to get back to work . i got to go . bye . [ scene_break ] greenlee : mmm . mmm . good . mmm , very good . ryan : well , they better be , at 10 bucks a pop . greenlee : hmm ? no , not these -- i mean , they 're yummy , but this -- this is genius ! there 's , like , not one -- not one dangling asset or uncovered fund . you were even more thorough than i was . ryan : well , the transfer papers do n't go through until i kiss the bride . greenlee : hmm . ryan : and we do n't want to have a problem with you not getting your fair share . greenlee : there 's only one thing missing here , though . ryan : what ? i put everything in there . greenlee : uh - uh -- the `` no more kendall `` clause . ryan : oh . yeah , well , you know what ? that 's a done deal . putting it in writing would be just overstating the obvious . greenlee : true . back to our masterpiece . ryan : mmm . greenlee : what the hell is this ? [ scene_break ] erica : no dice ? bobby : no . a man in new orleans taught me this . bitters , cranberry , and soda . it settles the stomach . erica : you 're not feeling well ? bobby : it 's what happens when you get kicked in the gut . it seems my wife is uninterested in puggy 's wildcat venture . i guess he 's going to make someone else rich . erica : well , maybe you just need to put it in terms that she can understand . bobby : what 's there not to understand ? i need 10 grand of our money to make a fivefold return . erica : you 're right . that is fairly simple . bobby : wait -- where you going ? erica : to get your money . bobby : whoa , whoa , whoa , wait . sit back down . erica : why , my money is not good enough for you ? bobby : look , desiree -- erica : please , come on . you and puggy -- you 've been such good friends to me . let me help you the way you 've helped me . bobby : look , i appreciate the offer , but it 's not about the cash . if it was , i would thank you and i would write you an iou . erica : it 's about faith , is n't it ? bobby : yeah , i think you have me mistaken with someone who has some depth . erica : no , i recognized that look on your face when you came back -- the mix of shock and shame and hurt . i 'm sure it was the same look that was all over my face when i first came to las vegas . and it 's just crazy because you go through your whole life trying your best , and then all of a sudden and without your even knowing this , everyone decides that you 're a person no one believes in , a nonentity . until you find your way to a safe haven where you make a friend . and then suddenly -- suddenly you 're desiree dubois , queen of the desert , three shows nightly . bobby : what about that sucker - punched expression ? erica : that 's what makeup 's for -- or in your case , sunglasses . but you still keep going if you 've got the guts . hey , come on , you 're not going to let this one setback leave you crying in your bitters , are you ? [ scene_break ] jack : well , bianca certainly feels abandoned . tad : can you blame her ? jack : after everything else she 's gone through , she should n't have to go through this , i 'll tell you that much . look , i do appreciate the job you did . it 's good to know what 's going on . tad : yeah , maybe , maybe not . jack , i 'm sorry . i had no idea she was here . always the worst part of my job is delivering bad news . jack : yeah , well , it 's sure a hell of a lot better than all the things i was imagining . tad : listen , aidan hired some local surveillance out there to keep an eye on erica , make sure she could n't relocate without us knowing about it . is that what you want or would you prefer i called it off ? jack : what the hell is going on in erica 's head anyway ? i mean , what -- what does she think we 're all doing back here , all of us that love her ? or is she even thinking about us ? you know what ? i do n't think she is ! tad : jack , come on . she 's not going to stay away forever . jack : you know what ? i just gave kendall the speech about `` do anything for the person you love . walk through fire , swim the oceans , move mountains -- do anything you have to ! `` but you know what ? if i saw erica drunk lying in the gutter across the street , i 'm not so sure i 'd go over to help her ! [ scene_break ] simone : he loves her . he loves her not . he loves her . kendall : ernie is not only a fantastic pilot , he 's a great schmoozer . we are landing this very plane to the same airport the cambias jet is landing to . simone : hmm , wow . kendall : and even better -- even better -- ernie got the destination -- the thousand island castle . mm - hmm , thousand island castle ! simone : wow . that 's probably complete with a moat and a dragon . kendall : there 's going to be a car waiting for us when we get there at the stop . simone : all right . kendall : mm - hmm . simone : kendall , are you absolutely -- kendall : yes , yes , yes ! i am sure , i am positive , i am certain . this is the exact thing that i have to do . this is the right thing to do , simone . i can be dancing on the edge of a cliff , blindfolded with -- with 10-inch stilettos . it does n't matter because with ryan i will never be hurt again . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you think this is fair ? ryan : call me selfish . greenlee : i could see stipulating once a week , but once a day ? every day that we 're married ? ryan : well , i thought it would be fun . greenlee : but there 's -- but there 's no spontaneity . tons of pressure . ryan : well , i 'm not going to force you . greenlee : oh ! well , thanks for that much . ryan : well , hey , you do n't have to do it if you do n't feel like it . i 'll do it myself . greenlee : you 're really up for this ? ryan : oh , i guarantee that i 'm up for this . greenlee : all right . i accept the challenge . `` one surprise given to each spouse by the other per day . `` i can swing it if you can . ryan : ah . and we 're off ! greenlee : already ? ryan : yeah . greenlee : but i do n't have anything for you . ryan : oh , we do n't have to surprise each other simultaneously . me first . greenlee : oh , twist my arm . ha ! oh , my god ! it 's gorgeous ! it 's like a work of art ! ryan : yeah , my buddy in philly does them . greenlee : oh ! ryan : this is his first time with a dip into pastels . greenlee : i adore it ! ryan : sorry i could n't ship you , you know , the bike . greenlee : the bike ? ryan : yeah , it 's not ready . the motorcycle that i 've customized for you -- it 's the same color with champagne leather seats . i think you 'll be pleased . greenlee : pleased ? ha - ha - ha ! oh , my gosh ! and what 's that ? ryan : oh , this ? this is your only defense against helmet hair . greenlee : you thought of everything . i am marrying the most thoughtful man in the world . ryan : well , top five . greenlee : oh , and so modest . i love you , ryan lavery . ryan : i 'm going to -- i will go see if the desk clerk has gotten in touch with the notary yet , and we can get this all done . greenlee : well , after we sign that and say `` i do , `` you know , there 's no turning back . ryan : i know . you sound worried . greenlee : well , only about you . ryan , you can still back out . i wo n't hold it against you if you do . [ scene_break ] anita : hey , aidan . aidan : hey , anita . anita : so , how was las vegas ? aidan : busy , glitzy . anita : what brings you here ? aidan : i thought i 'd check on edmund . good seeing you . anita : oh , aidan , wait . i need to know if i was wrong . did you find erica with my husband ? [ scene_break ] erica : regardless of what she said , your wife is still a woman . and women love a man who makes things happen . so once your risk pays off , she 's going to find you irresistible . bobby : you may know women , but you do n't know my wife . erica : trust me , please . i 'll provide the money and you and puggy -- you provide the luck . bobby : yeah , save your scratch . ok , if i really want to do this , i 'll -- i 'll find a way . erica : do you really want this ? do you want to succeed and prove them all wrong ? bobby : so much , it makes me crazy . erica : and how are you going to make this happen ? bobby : i -- i know a guy . he likes me . he loves a good investment . it 's a done deal . erica : ooh , roberto . do you feel that breeze ? that is the goddess of luck flapping her wings over both of us . [ scene_break ] tad : look , everything you said to bianca was right on . unless you 're inside erica 's head , you ca n't possibly know why she 's doing any of this . jack : but do i care ? tad : of course you do . right now you 're just upset and angry , so do me a favor as your friend , ok ? just give it some time to cool off . after that , you want to go out and hook up with erica in vegas , i 'll help you . jack : you were the one that told me to let her go ! tad : no , jack . i said if she wants to end it , you do n't have a choice . either way , do you really think you could live with yourself if you decided to walk away from erica without giving her a chance to explain ? jack : i 'd sure as hell try . tad : look , what you said to kendall was right on , ok ? it was the truth -- if you love somebody , really love them , you never give up hope . i know . i 've only ever loved one person in my entire life . if i had one chance to get dixie back , even if it was the smallest chance known to god and man , i would take it . you just let me know what you want me to do , ok ? [ scene_break ] ryan : and why would i want out ? greenlee : i do n't know . but you can . it 's all right . ryan : let the adventures begin . greenlee : good . [ knock on door ] greenlee : is that another surprise ? ryan : well , only one way to find out . man : hi , i 'm steven -- greenlee : our notary ! ryan : come in ! come in , come in , come in , come in . we have three copies of the document . greenlee : and i do have a surprise ! steven : for me ? greenlee : for my fiancé . i forgot all about it . oh . ryan : um -- greenlee : here , i got it in the airport gift shop . see , wait , wait , wait , wait -- turn it this way . see ? motorcycles can go in reverse . ryan : i love it ! i love it ! hey , steve , have you ever notarized a signature with one of these bad boys ? steven : uh , no . this is my -- my first . we only need one copy witnessed . ryan : oh , ok . ok . need some id ? steven : yeah . ryan : yeah . steven : i need some photo id and -- ryan : ok , we got it . we 're all set . i have id . steven : ok . now you have to sign here -- ryan : ok . steven : and here and then put the date . ryan : ok , great , great , great . excuse me . ryan : now it 's your turn . steven : ok . my turn . ok . ryan : phase one accomplished . well , hey , thanks . steven : oh . greenlee : thanks . steven : thank you -- greenlee : uh - huh . steven : and congratulations . ryan : all right , thank you . thank you very much , steve . thanks for all your -- i 'll get that for you . steven : i 'll see you guys later . ryan : thanks . you ready for phase two ? greenlee : there 's nothing left to stop us . [ scene_break ] kendall : look at this . this is amazing ! this is beautiful ! oh , god , simone , this could n't be more romantic . simone : it 's absolutely amazing . kendall : it 's perfect . it 's perfect . and soon i 'll be dancing -- i 'll be dancing safe in ryan 's arms . [ next_on ] aidan : you 've got to stop me before i break anita 's heart , because her husband is a lying skeeve ! greenlee : i just want to make sure you know exactly what you 're getting into . kendall : now all we have to do is find out what room ryan is in and give him the surprise of his life . ryan : i do .
after learning from tad that erica is in vegas , drinking , becoming a show- girl , hanging out with anita santos ' husband and not having the common courtesy to check in with anybody , bianca tells jack that she believes her mother 's behavior is unacceptable and unforgivable .
babe : your great - aunt phoebe did n't just run this town , jamie . she definitely rocked it . jamie : she had one amazing run . j.r. : yeah , but lucky for us , life goes on . where 's the buffet ? jamie : feeding frenzy 's over . get out . j.r. : sorry , ca n't blow off old pheebs ' last request . i 'm here for the will reading and the deviled eggs . babe : ethan cambias fired j.r. , so he 's hoping to get a cut of phoebe 's estate so he can snag back chandler . jamie : well , hopefully , she left you the secret to being human . but since you treat the dead and my dad like spit , i 'm kicking you out of his house . [ scene_break ] maddie : sam ! you ca n't be here . sam : chill out . maddie : oh , well , go hide . you want to get caught ? sam : i was already busted by the local super spy . maddie : what ? sam : devane picked me up , unloaded me . he 's probably still out there doing guard duty and knuckle pushups . maddie : uh - uh . i was jetting to meet you . maria : maddie , who are you talking to ? you 're not allowed to have any guests . sam , thank god . you are not going to do this again , ever . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're a liar . you 're a liar ! you 're not going to a shrink . if dr. cooper does his job , no babies for you . ryan : where did you get that ? kendall : from his nurse . i called all three dr. coopers in the county , id 'd myself as your wife . ryan : what ? kendall : mm - hmm . ryan : where do you get off ? kendall : yeah , she told me how to care for you after your procedure . let 's see -- boxer shorts , ice packs , no girlie magazines for about 72 hours . ryan : you crossed a line . kendall : oh , really ? i crossed a line ? you crossed a line . you decide that you do n't want to give greenlee any babies , so you decide to make it impossible behind her back ? ok , well , she 's not going to be very happy when i tell her this . ryan : no , no . you are not going to tell greenlee a damned thing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : mmm , is that chinese ? ah , yes , i 'm starving ! jack : why are n't you at home cooking a pot roast for your husband ? greenlee : you must have me confused with some domestic diva . jack : no , it 's just you 're the only one in the family who has someone who cares waiting for you . greenlee : i 'm here . i care . i 'm sorry your surprise wedding shower turned into a monsoon . jack : yeah , well , thank you very much for that , but i really do n't want to do a postmortem . greenlee : i just say that we all stay our of each other 's love lives . jack : so what do you think ? you think erica and kendall are doing wedding trades behind my back even as we speak ? greenlee : no , no , no . no deals . i 'm probably going to regret saying this , but i 'm here to beg you to marry erica . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . you 're home . zach : what do you want ? erica : i have an offer that you ca n't possibly afford to refuse . as you told me , your marriage proposal to my daughter kendall is strictly a business arrangement . you need a wife to take control of your gambling licenses and to help you steal cambias . zach : take what is mine . erica : you need a spouse to help you protect bianca and miranda 's corporate interests . zach : simplicity itself . erica : i can make it even simpler . leave my daughter kendall alone and marry me . zach : you 're joking , right ? erica : am i laughing ? zach : no . you and me , husband and wife -- that -- i -- well , that 's impossible for me to imagine . erica : well , i 'm here to make it more possible . zach : huh . erica kane , celebrity businesswoman , hitched to a cambias ? erica : no , my married name would be slater . zach : you just want to get back on the vegas stage , do n't you ? erica : i have no intention of ever going back on the vegas stage , or anywhere near vegas or atlantic city . you and i will operate in completely separate spheres . zach : now , wait a second . i 'm going to have to have my wife on my arm , you know , keep the high rollers happy . erica : well , you just tell pug and the boys that that was desirée dubois . and this opportunity is brought to you by erica kane , who no longer intends to play those games of chance . zach : `` erica kane weds ex - jailbird . `` i like the sound of it . erica : it 's no secret that this would not be a love match for either of us . so at least no one will take me for a fool . zach : is this your way of telling me that you no longer hate me ? erica : i hate you more than ever . zach : but it 's not a deal breaker ? erica : you want my daughter kendall as your bride . that is unacceptable . i will not allow my daughter to be used by you in some revenge game on your son . zach : so you will sacrifice yourself ? erica : on a limited basis . i certainly demand the same terms you offered my daughter -- separate households , preferably in separate states . certainly no hint of conjugal rights . zach : hmm . you know , you are a pillar of strength . you 'd throw yourself on a stake to save your daughter . i am curious , though . how do you think your current fiancé feels about this ? [ scene_break ] jack : you know , that sister act that you and kendall put on last night -- that was really something to behold . greenlee : well , it started out as an act , partly . but we really are behind you and erica . jack : i appreciate the support . greenlee : i know i 'm partly to blame . you and erica on opposite sides of me and ryan . jack : make sure you save some dumplings for lily . she loves those things . greenlee : i never meant for my marital problems to get you and erica off the wedding track . but you can fix it . ryan and i are n't back there , but we 're getting there , and there 's no reason that you ca n't do the same . jack : greenlee , you do n't get the hint . i really do n't want to talk about this , if that 's all right with you . greenlee : excuse me ? you get to spin my marriage to ryan like a chukka - stick , but i ca n't say a few encouraging words about you and erica ? jack : wait , wait , wait . what the hell is this all about ? you have never , ever been a cheerleader for erica and me . i would think you would be doing cartwheels over the fact we 're not getting married . i should be joining you in those cartwheels , in fact . i mean , this was a close call , a really close call . i should be thrilled , ecstatic . i mean , after all , who needs the aggravation ? greenlee : you do . you live on it , you and erica . you bug each other , you battle it out . as much as she makes you crazy , i get that she 's right for you . just like ryan is right for me . jack : well , then god help us both . look , i got to tell you , i am fresh out of ideas when it comes to erica . greenlee : come on . you 've been through how many break - ups with erica ? you know exactly what she wants . jack : oh , that that were true . but if you think you 've got the key to erica , feel free to hand it over to me . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall , listen to me . you listen to me . you take your nose out of my life . kendall : it 's greenlee 's life , too . ryan : yeah , right . so what gives you the right to butt in ? kendall : i told you , i 'm her friend . ryan : look , just because you 're not pulling each other 's hair out right now does n't give you the right to run my life , my marriage . kendall : ok , well , excuse me for giving a damn . ryan : you know what , kendall ? you got too much time on your hands . what , are you bored ? why do n't you cook up some more revenge on ethan ? marry slater , make his life miserable . just trash your own life and leave mine alone . kendall : right , ok , order me out . leave my friend alone to dream of the baby she 'll never have because you tricked her out of it . ryan , it 's her future . you 're not even giving her a vote . ryan : ok , excuse me , i tricked her ? kendall : yeah . ryan : have you heard the one about my wife nearly tricking me into having a baby ? no vote for daddy . kendall : yes , ok , greenlee 's stunt was stupid . i admit that . but grounds to ask her for a divorce ? ryan : ok , i admit that was a bad call . kendall : yes , well , you 're about to make another very big one if you go for extreme birth control without telling your wife . ryan : just , please -- you do n't understand . i have to do everything i can to make sure no child of mine is born into this world . this is the only way . [ scene_break ] maria : did you come back to get maddie ? sam : devane dumped me at the front door . maria : i am so angry at you , i could strangle you . maddie : we 're under house arrest . no tv , tunes , cell phones . sam : why do n't you send us to our naughty chairs ? maria : oh , there will be punishment , but we 'll discuss that later . sam : dad 's dead . there 's nothing you can do to me now . maria : then -- ok , what i really want to do is i want to sit down , and i want to talk , and i want to hear from you guys why you ran away . sam : well , it 's all in `` the exposer . `` maria : yeah . i lost control at the tribute for your father -- sam : you were wasted . maria : yes , i was wasted , ok ? and i said some really stupid things that i regret . and i 'm sorry if they hurt you both , and i hope that you 'll both understand and that you 'll forgive me . look , we 're going to work through this as a family . i found a family counselor , because lord knows we ca n't keep up like this . i do n't want to lose us , do you understand ? maddie : i hate you . i hate living in this house . i hate my life . maria : sam , please tell me that you understand how important it is to hang together as a family . sam : tell me who my parents are . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you back off . tad would kick me out , but he wo n't . because he likes me more than i hate him . babe : no , tad just has 10 times the heart you do . jamie : he still remembers when you were part of this family . and even after all the crud you pulled -- well , i guess that still means something . j.r. : i guess that 's supposed to make him my hero , right ? he told me that my son was dead , and when that did n't fly , he dropped the bomb about my mother being alive . life , death -- it does n't really matter unless i 'm off your backs . your dad , my hero , is really one twisted sob . jamie : you know , you never get it right . tad would n't make up stuff about dixie . j.r. : i guess your smarts really have n't rubbed off on him yet , babe . jamie : i put up with you at aunt phoebe 's funeral . i 'm done . j.r. : why do n't you page me when the lawyer gets here ? babe : hey . jamie : they 're real -- the new leads about dixie . and i 'm going to stuff them down j.r. 's throat . babe : jamie , wait , please do n't . brooke : j.r. what are you doing here ? j.r. : i was invited . i do n't know , i guess i 'm in the will . tad : is that right ? j.r. : who 's he ? man : henry belden , mrs. wallingford 's attorney . j.r. : well , i guess i 'm in the right place then , mr. belden . henry : mrs. wallingford wanted you present for the reading of the will . you 'll find she had some rather unusual ideas about life in pine valley after she left it . [ scene_break ] jamie : why not make j.r. face facts ? he 's dixie 's son . he deserves to know . babe : yeah , but telling j.r. that his mom is alive , and she could still be dead -- giving him that hope and ripping it away , jamie -- it 's as bad as what we did with little adam . jamie : if there 's a chance to make j.r. scream , grab it . he never misses a shot at us . babe : i 'm not all about that anymore . i am not going to make it always about payback . all it does is it revs j.r. 's revenge cycle and it comes back to bite us . please , jamie , the only way that we can win this is if we 're better than j.r . brooke : jamie , babe , this is mr. belden , aunt phoebe 's lawyer . babe : hi . jamie : james martin . henry : now , if everyone will get comfortable , let 's get started . [ scene_break ] greenlee : think like the brilliant attorney that you are . erica called off the wedding to make a point . jack : yes , the point being she does n't want to marry me . greenlee : oh , she 's all about marrying you . her feelings are just out of joint . she 's waiting for an apology . jack : from me ? for what ? she 's the one that decided to use our life together as a bargaining chip . kendall does n't marry zach , then erica marries me . i stay out of your and ryan 's business , erica deigns to be my wife . who the hell gave her the right to use our life together as a game of texas hold 'em ? greenlee : you just have to get her out of this corner she 's backed herself into . sweep her off her feet . give her something spectacular . just make it so huge , she falls back into your arms in one of those `` what were we fighting about ? `` moments . jack : and i would do that why ? greenlee : because you love her . if you want your own wonderful life instead of wasting it on screwing up your kids , go after her . marry the woman that drives you nuts . you and erica belong together . lily : greenlee 's right , dad . you have to marry erica . [ scene_break ] erica : if by `` fiancé `` you 're referring to jackson montgomery , his feelings about this arrangement are completely irrelevant . i 've called the wedding off . zach : oh ? what did jackson do to get excommunicated ? erica : that 's none of your business . zach : ok , let 's -- let 's recap . i 'm pure evil if i marry kendall to stick it in my son 's face . but you marrying me to rub jackson 's face in it -- that 's ok ? erica : they 're two totally different situations . zach : oh , no , no , i 'm not blaming you . i mean , personally , i think he 's a bit of a stuffed shirt . erica : ok , here 's another rule . you never badmouth jackson , not ever . he may be idealistic , he may be way too stubborn and -- and tall . and he may be so good that he makes some of us look really terrible . but he 's worth 10 of you . zach : that 's a lot of rules , but i got it . erica : you 're wasting my time . do we have a deal ? zach : it -- it 's a charming proposal , and i 'm tempted just to see what 's going to happen next . erica : i suggest that we really get this over with as soon as possible . zach : i have no grudge against jackson . and do you really think kendall is going to appreciate and thank you for stepping in like that ? erica : of course not . but she should . and so should you . i 'm saving you from making the biggest mistake of your lives . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , this is why you 're calling off the divorce ? you 're having your secret little procedure instead of ditching your marriage . so this way greenlee gets to hang on to her husband , but she 'll never have the children that she 's always dreamed of . ryan : believe me , kendall , it 's for the best . kendall : ryan , greenlee has dreamed of having your children ever since i can remember , and now you 're snatching that dream away from her , and she does n't even know it . ryan : she also does n't know what a child would do to us . kendall : ok , so , birth control . i mean , why go for something so permanent ? ryan : because , kendall , my situation is permanent . ok ? i am a lavery , i will always be a lavery . the beatings , the torture , the hate -- it 's inside me . all right ? and i 'm not going to pass that on to an innocent child . i 'm not going to let out what 's inside of me . kendall : ryan , listen to me , ok ? i 'm not richard fields . and you 're not patrick lavery or jonathan or braden . ryan : and how do you know that ? kendall : because i know . i was there . i was in the cave . i saw the difference . ryan : then you saw me shoot my brother . kendall : yes , but you did n't do it out of cold blood . it was n't an act of a crazy man . you did it to save lives . you loved jonathan , and i know that must have -- it broke your heart . ryan : but you do n't know what was in my heart when i pulled the trigger . nobody does , not even greenlee . kendall : well , i 'm sure you were scared out of your mind . ryan : no , `` scared `` is not even close , kendall . when i saw my brother waving that gun around , threatening to kill us -- trapped , tortured -- it was just like home . kendall , my brother jonathan was forcing me to take my dad 's way out , and i hated him for it . but i raised the gun and i pulled the trigger anyway . and in that moment , i was my father . i wanted my brother dead . [ scene_break ] maria : thanks for waiting with sam for me . the counselor that i talked to you about earlier is coming tonight . i got her on the phone . sam : so give it up already . who are they ? maria : come on , you know who your parents are . edmund and i . sam : come on . you guys gave me the whole `` we could n't love you more if you were our own `` speech when i was 5 . who are my biological parents ? anita : sam , do n't you think you guys have enough going on right now ? sam : i know you know . i would hear you and dad talking , then you 'd shut up when i came into the room . maybe a shot of champagne would help ? anita : sam , do n't talk to your mom like that . maria : yes , i do know . of course , i know . i just do n't think that who your biological parents are right now really matters . i 'm your mother , sam , in the -- i am your mother in every way that matters , and you 've never questioned that . sam : then tell me who my real dad is . tell me , or we are done for good . maria : ok , ok . wait , wait , wait , wait . sam : it 's someone i know , is n't it ? maria : yeah , yes , it is . it 's -- it 's someone who actually used to be family . your birth father is your uncle bobby . [ scene_break ] jack : lily , sweetheart , i know you do n't like change very much . but with erica , change is an everyday event . lily : but you promised us , dad , and erica promised me that she would be my mother . and she told me that it 's better not to hide from the world , and that we should enjoy our favorite things . and she also gave me really good advice about boyfriends and making the butterflies go away . greenlee : i gave you advice , too , remember ? lily : yes , but erica knew because she 's had more than seven boyfriends . and she was right , because today i got my first kiss , and a new boy made the butterflies come back . jack : so you -- you met a boy at school that you really like , huh ? lily : it 's sam . but he 's very careful with me , but so far everything feels good . greenlee : too bad erica 's not here to dole out motherly advice . lily : i do n't think i need it right now . sam knows what he 's doing , and he said he 'd teach me . jack : feel free to jump in . greenlee : oh , no ! you want to play bachelor father ? get the practice in . lily : no , i do n't want a bachelor father . i need erica to be my mother . you promised ! [ scene_break ] erica : kendall never likes it when i interfere in her affairs , but this was a pure act of sanity for me to step in and take her place at the altar with you . she deserves a lot more than to enter into a cold and calculated and loveless marriage . zach : she gets to punish ethan . that should keep her happy . erica : once my daughter gets over your despicable son , she 's going to wake up , and she 's going to want what she has always wanted -- a real marriage , not just a business arrangement . and when the right man comes along , by the way -- no contract , no force of nature could keep kendall tied to you or your son . she would gnaw off her own leg like a wild animal in a trap to escape the deal she made with the devil . zach : you , on the other hand , would just walk into satan 's den and demand to sign on the dotted line , right ? erica : yes . so are you up to the challenge ? zach : i 'm sorry . i 'm going to have to decline your selfless offer . it 's kendall or no one . [ scene_break ] kendall : that was an insane day , ryan . everything was hitting you at once so fast . ryan : that day , my life changed . i pulled the trigger , and i realized what i was capable of . so now my life is all about precautions and safety nets . i will do whatever i have to do to make sure i do n't hurt the people that i love . kendall : ok , ryan , love is all about taking risks and getting hurt . ryan : kendall , you have kids , you childproof your house to keep them safe . you cover up the sockets and you put away the toxic chemicals . well , i 'm childproofing my life . because if i had a son , and i came home from a long day , and he came , and he asked me to read him a book , and i was beat , but he kept begging me -- like , `` daddy , please ! please , daddy , please ! `` and he woke up what 's inside of me -- and then suddenly , there 's my dad in full rage , only it 's not my dad . it 's me , getting ready to slap my kid across the room , and he 's begging me to stop , saying , `` please , daddy , do n't . i will be good . i 'll be good . please , stop . `` my god , kendall , if i get anywhere near that , i swear to you , i will throw myself off of a cliff . kendall : no , ryan , never . all right ? that would never , ever be you . you would stop yourself long before you would ever let that happen . ryan : you do n't understand , kendall . this is not something i turn off and on . it 's rage , and it 's in here . and i have to beat it down because i 'm scared i will lose it , and i will hurt greenlee . kendall : no , no , you would never do that either . ryan : i have such control ? the other night i almost took jack 's head off . kendall : ok , well , guys go off on each other . it 's a macho thing . ryan : kendall , you do n't know where i go -- my midnight rides , what i do . kendall : i know that you would never hurt greenlee or any child . ryan : growing up in that house was a war , kendall , and you know nothing about it . kendall : yes , but i know that you would never hurt any woman or any child . i mean , ryan , do n't be silly . that 's ridiculous . ryan : oh , this is silly and ridiculous ? kendall : yes . yes , just the thought of you raising a hand to any boy or girl , or any child -- i mean , come on , ryan . seriously , now , i think i know you better than you know yourself . ryan : do you really ? kendall : yeah . ryan : do you know how close i am right now to breaking your jaw ? kendall : right now you think you could punch me . i have done things to you that would have tried the patience of a saint , but that never set you off . you never , ever hit me , not even close . ryan : but that 's not me anymore , kendall , and no one wants to know it , especially greenlee . kendall : well , then find her and talk it out . ryan : talking . you know what that feels like ? it feels like a way for people to maneuver me into a space that i do n't want to be in . kendall : what , a therapist ? ryan : i do n't want a therapist . greenlee wants to have kids . she 'll nod , and she 'll agree with everything i have to say , and then she 'll play me to get what she wants . i 've already been there . kendall : yeah , me , too . but i still think not telling her what you 're planning to do down there stinks . ryan : if i tell her now , she 'll try to stop me . i 'll tell her when it 's done , and if she wants to leave me , so be it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , if you do n't want my pearls of daughterly wisdom , i 'm going to get home and start on that pot roast . love you . love you , lily . lily : bye . greenlee : bye . lily : dad , do you get butterflies when you look at erica ? jack : yeah , sweetheart , i do -- butterflies the size of pterodactyls . lily : and she gets them , too , when she sees you . jack : well , maybe at one time she did , but not anymore . lily : no , she told me she does . jack : is that right ? lily : and when you get married , you have sex . does that mean you 're not going to have sex ? jack : yeah , i guess it does . lily : and you 're not going to be a stepfather to kendall or bianca , or a grandfather to miranda . what 's good about that ? [ scene_break ] erica : what exactly is your problem , zach ? afraid you 've met your match ? zach : can i ask you something ? you and jackson -- you 've been the real thing for each other for a long time . the real thing -- it 's what everybody wants . why would you throw it away now ? erica : i would do anything for my daughter . zach : my guess is your pride is your stumbling block . do n't screw this up . erica : oh -- romantic advice from zach slater . zach : you know , i 'm wrong about a lot of things , but i listen well -- try to . and your kids -- they 're pulling for you and montgomery . erica : unlike maria 's kids , who wish you 'd fall off the face of the earth . zach : bye . erica : but maria is really what 's behind your scheme , is n't she ? i mean , you 're so lucky in cards but so unlucky in love . so a sham of a marriage is better than no marriage at all ? zach : why do n't you go . go to jackson and be grateful that neither one of you has to step over a dead body to get to the person that you care about . [ scene_break ] sam : uncle bobby , my old man . he just blew me off ? maria : no , no , no , no . honey , no , he -- when you were born , he was only a couple of years older than you are right now . sam : whoa . you 're not my -- anita : no . no , you were conceived before bobby and i ever met . maria : here , honey , let 's sit down . your mother is kelsey jefferson , and they were teenagers when they met , and they got pregnant , and they just were not ready to be parents . anita : and bobby still is n't , but thank god that edmund and maria were . and bobby was beyond happy that they adopted you . sam : or just relieved he got off the hook . anita : it was n't because he did n't love you . he was just too selfish and immature to be a decent dad . and maria and edmund gave you everything that you ever needed . sam : maybe when my dad was alive . wonder what `` uncle `` bobby would think of my perfect parents now -- dad gone and mom hooked up with zach slater in ways i do n't even want to think about . [ scene_break ] henry : `` thaddeus martin . never did a more lovable rogue inhabit pine valley . you 've left a string of broken hearts in the wake of your boyish charm , including my stepdaughter 's , hillary . but you 've been a staunch support to my beloved brooke and a wonderful father to my great - nephew jamie . these years without dixie have been difficult and restless . know she 's looking down on you , as i am , charmed as ever and ready to rap your knuckles if you step out of line . and should you go looking for love again , try not to be such a blooming cad . `` tad : that 's definitely phoebe . henry : `` brooke , my dear , since the day you rode into my life on that motorcycle , there 's never been a dull moment between us . and that 's exactly how i liked it . you filled my life with more laughter than tears , and i 'm grateful for every fight , every embrace . in the face of tragic losses , you 've showed a spirit that 's inspired me . i 've never questioned your ability to rise up and carry on , which is what you must do now that i 've pulled up a cloud and am beating the shroud off langley at bridge . please help yourself to any sentimental pieces of my jewelry or whatever will keep me alive in your heart . since you took that nasty adam chandler to the cleaners in your divorce settlement , i know your financial future is secure . all you need now is love , my darling . jamie , it 's true life 's been testing you . you 've failed some of them but passed others of great significance . you 're a young man with a large and generous heart . it 's my will to reward that by doing something for you . but first you must pass your most challenging test yet , and i believe your brother , j.r. , will approve . `` [ scene_break ] erica : just so there 's no mistake , you will not marry my daughter . zach : i 'll wait to hear that from kendall . erica : i 'll make sure you do . i 'll make damn sure that nothing you want in this world ever happens . zach : that 's a dangerous thing to say to me . erica : i 'm a dangerous woman . you 're about to find that out . zach : take care . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you have this operation , when you do tell greenlee , there will be hell to pay . ryan : which is why i 'm taking the baby option off the table -- so we have nothing left to fight about . kendall : ryan , she 's going to hate you for taking away her choice . ryan : her hate i can handle . it 's mine that scares me . kendall , greenlee knows this is a deal breaker . she knows if we 're going to spend the rest of our lives together , that this is the only way , our only chance to be happy . she knows that . look , i want to love her forever , but i ca n't fight this fight forever . it 's got to stop now , or the future that we want is as dead as my brothers . so i 'm asking you , kendall , please -- please help me with this . please . [ scene_break ] lily : in my life skills class , we learned that if you hurt someone 's feelings , you can say that you 're sorry to them if you still want to be their friend . jack : that 's very true , but this is just a little more complicated than that . lily : but that 's what you told me , too . jack : yeah , yeah . i know i did , honey , but like i said , it 's -- lily : well , then why do n't you go find erica and tell her that you 're sorry , and she can say she 's sorry back to you , and you can get married ? jack : i wish it was that simple , but it just is n't . lily : why not ? why is everyone telling me it is ? i know what you have to do . why do n't you ? [ scene_break ] sam : what about my mother ? maria : kelsey ? kelsey is a martin . that means she is joe 's granddaughter , and that makes you his great - grandson . anita : oh , and tad martin is your great - uncle . sam : cool . so you 're not my only family . maria : i 'm the only family that counts , at least until you 're 18 , you know , let 's -- let 's continue talking about this with the counselor . she 's going to be here any minute . will you run upstairs and get maddie for me , please ? sam : no problem . anita : and i 'll go make some coffee . maria : i 'll help you . [ scene_break ] henry : ahem . mrs. wallingford continues -- `` this may surprise most of you , my dears , some no pleasantly . i hereby leave the bulk of my estate , with the exception of an endowment to the daughters of fine lineage , to you , jamie , so you may fulfill your dream of going to medical school and becoming a doctor . `` babe : you want to be a doctor ? brooke : since when ? you never said a word . tad : your grandfather is going to be thrilled . jamie : i talked about it with aunt phoebe , obviously . i wanted the doctor thing for a long time . i just never said anything . i did n't see it happening . tad : what are you talking about ? between your grandpa joe and your uncle jake and your uncle jeff , you 've got the md gene in triplicate . j.r. : please . you want to let jamie go near sick people ? he ca n't even fix a motorcycle . babe : nice , j.r . j.r. : what the hell am i doing anyway -- watching my loser brother inherit a pile ? i 'm out . henry : mr. chandler , we 're not finished . mrs. wallingford has something in here for you , too . [ scene_break ] [ someone wearing black gloves knocks on the door of kendall 's condo . ] erica : who is it ? hello ? is anybody there ? [ erica screams ] [ a black - clad man wearing a ski mask comes up behind erica , throws a large cloth over her , hauls her onto his shoulder , and carries her off . ] [ scene_break ] maria : dorothy , i really appreciate you coming over last - minute and everything . this is my sister , anita . anita : hi . maria : my daughter , maddie , and sam -- where 's sam ? anita : he was n't upstairs . maria : you 're kidding me . sam ? samuel grey ! maddie : he ran away again , and he left me behind . maria : oh , my god ! where did he go this time ? [ scene_break ] henry : mrs. wallingford continues -- henry : `` nothing gave me greater pleasure than watching you , jamie , and you , j.r. , play together as boys -- loyal , devoted , inseparable brothers . wherever i am , i want to see you that way again . this is my will . `` tad : excuse me just a second . my god , you 're on the loose again ? what 's going on ? we got something going on in here . sam : i know who i really am -- a warner and a martin . tad , i ca n't go back to that house . i want to live with you . henry : `` which is why , j.r. , i 've asked you to this reading . i want you and jamie to listen closely . all i leave to you , jamie -- the money , my connections to get you into the top schools , a richer life than you ever dreamed of -- rests on one critical condition . the poison must be leeched from your life . you must have nothing more to do with that trashy , babynapping tramp babe carey chandler . if you choose to defy my wishes and marry that strumpet , you forfeit all claim to my estate in perpetuity . that means forever , young man . `` [ chuckling to himself , j.r. looks up and mouths the words , `` thank you . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i know what you want to do , ryan , but i do n't feel like helping . ryan : you do n't have to do anything . i just thought , as close as we once were , that you would see my side . kendall : i think i 've seen too much . ryan : greenlee and i will not be able to stay together . we wo n't be able to make a life unless you keep this secret . just do n't tell her until i get it done . [ greenlee walks in and stares at the scene before her . ] [ next_on ] ryan ( to greenlee ) : i told this doctor that i could n't risk bringing a child into this world . sam ( to tad ) : i want to live with you . we 're blood . you ca n't say no . j.r. : i am dying to hear phoebe 's last words for me . babe : be careful what you wish for . kendall ( to zach ) : tonight is our wedding night .
erica surprises zach by proposing to him and offering him everything he wanted from kendall , in exchange for his leaving kendall alone . he refuses . when she leaves his home , a disguised person grabs her and carries her away . greenlee works on jack to realize he must get back with erica . ryan reveals to kendall that he will never consider having children because he 's afraid he 'll turn into his father and brothers and continue the cycle . but greenlee knows nothing about his plans to have a vasectomy . maria and anita reveal to sam that bobbie warner and kelly martin are his biological parents and maria and edmund adopted him . the lawyer comes to read phoebe 's will . and she says she will give all her money to jamie under the condition that he gets rid of babe .
woman 's voice : dr. morris , dial 118 , please . dr. morris , please dial 118 . jake : oh , for god 's sake , could i just be left alone and get some sleep ? greenlee : oh , my gosh , they gave you a rudeness transplant . jake : smythe . greenlee : martin . things you 'll do to get a girl 's attention . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , i 'm sorry that i was gone for so long , all right ? but it was for a really , really good cause . annie : it always is . ryan : look , it was my idea to back the relief effort , so i felt a little bit responsible , and - anyway , the point is aidan 's home , he 's ok ... i mean , you should have seen greenlee . annie : i 'll pass . thanks . ryan : are you ok ? annie : i 'm fine . ryan : well , i bet i can jack that `` fine `` up a few levels . i got a surprise for you . [ scene_break ] tad : hey ! krystal : surprise . tad : to what do i owe this honor ? krystal : oh , come on , now . ca n't a wife just come and visit her husband at the office ? tad : [ laughs ] krystal : ok . ok , i came to see how you were . tad : yeah , i figured as much . i keep telling you there are more people for you to worry about in this town than just me . krystal : starting with -- tad : starting with my ridiculously stubborn little brother , for one . krystal : you mean there is another ridiculously stubborn person in your family ? tad : you know what i am talking about . it would n't kill him to spend one night in the hospital . i would think he 'd have the grace to at least say `` yes `` to dad . krystal : hmm , let 's see . who does that sound like ? when you want something , you move heaven and earth . tad : i 'm not saying he does n't come by it honestly , i am saying that angela should have put him in restraints . speaking of which , i wanted to call you about something . you 're the pervert in this family . can you get restraints online ? what was that for ? krystal : just a reminder of how lucky i am to have you in my life . tad : seriously . why did you come down here ? what is it ? krystal : kate . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , how 's my main man ? come here . babe : how 's adam doing ? j.r. : oh , i do n't know . he left today . did n't tell anybody where he was going . left me to close this deal . babe : are you sure you 're still good with little a today ? j.r. : yeah , you kidding me ? i would n't miss it for the world . not for the world . babe : thank you , again , for my mother 's day flowers . that was very sweet . j.r. : ah , yeah . babe : j.r. , are you ok ? j.r. : it 's just mother 's day , you know ? babe : you 're missing dixie , huh ? j.r. : more than ever . [ scene_break ] krystal : um , any news on kate ? tad : you kidding ? look around . i 'm choking on follow - ups ever since jesse and i tracked down nurse hazel . i 've even compiled a list of all the adoption agencies in new mexico that were open for business five or six years ago . krystal : it 's a pretty big list there . tad : sure is . krystal : any hits ? tad : not yet , but i 'm on a roll . i 've been making phone calls all morning . krystal : well , do you need a hand ? tad : no . it 's ok . krystal : tad , honey , you do n't have to do this by yourself . tad : i know . but i want to . and do n't get me wrong , honey , really . it 's just that i feel like i 'm so close . i mean , the fact is , i am . this is the closest i 've ever been for years , actually , finding my daughter . krystal : from your lips to god 's ears . tad : it 's not just that . i mean , for some reason i just ca n't shake , i -- i feel like dixie is with me . i feel like she 's behind me , somehow , showing me the way . krystal : well , i do n't doubt that one bit , honey . there are crazier things in this world . tad : it 's not crazy . and even if it is , i do n't care . this is real , and i feel it . i 'm so close to meeting my daughter for the first time . hey , you said you -- you said you wanted to mention something about kate . what was it ? krystal : well , we just -- we have n't talked about what happens next . tad : what do you mean ? krystal : what do you do when you find kate ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i got some more flowers to put on my mom 's grave , but i just -- babe : you could n't go ? j.r. : no , i do n't know . it just did n't feel right this time for some reason . babe : look , do you want me to take them ? j.r. : no . no , do n't . i 'll get around there maybe . babe : listen , j.r. , i know you have n't really said anything about me seeing richie with that hooker . j.r. : well , i knew i was drugged and kidnapped . what 's there to say ? babe : but i really did n't believe it until i actually saw them together . j.r. : yeah . well , we know novak was behind it now . wo n't you trust me again ? babe : i guess i just expected you to be a little more -- j.r. : pissed . babe : yeah . and ready to tear him to pieces . j.r. : look , i just got so much going on with my dad right now . babe : is there anything i can do ? [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : this helps . you being here helps . being with our son helps . you believing me . babe : i 'm sorry that i doubted you again . j.r. : yeah . life 's too short . it 's ok . babe : it 's just -- i got so crazed when i saw you with that -- j.r. : you can say it . babe : that conspiring slut of a woman . j.r. : look , i would be disappointed if you did n't flip out about it . babe : well , mission accomplished then . j.r. : novak knew exactly what stunt to pull to get to you . babe : if richie 's plan was to drive me into his arms , he failed miserably . [ scene_break ] [ music playing at the comeback ] richie : do n't get comfortable . you 're not going to stay . treena : is n't it a little early for cocktails ? richie : since when did the morals police recruit hookers ? treena : funny . richie : look , babe and krystal are n't supposed to be here until later , so let 's get this over with . i 'm not in the habit of hanging out with hookers . treena : unless you 're hiring them to set up j.r. chandler . now , hand the envelope over . richie : you got your money . now , go . [ scene_break ] jake : so , did you come to fluff my pillows ? greenlee : do i look like a pillow - fluffer ? i came to make sure you 're ok . jake : hmm . well , you did it . greenlee : aidan told me about , you know , what happened to you guys over there . jake : what , the whole prisoner - captive - save - me thing ? well , he saved my life , he 's a good guy , he 's a keeper . greenlee : i think so . jake : you in love with him ? greenlee : probably more than any man i 've ever known . sorry . jake : do n't be . you look happy . greenlee : i am . jake : well then , i 'm happy for you . greenlee : and you ? jake : me , i 'm just trying to get home . and by `` home , `` i mean africa . greenlee : that 's all ? jake : well , i was just a hostage . there 's that . greenlee : no , i know you too well . there 's more to it than that . come on , martin . what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] annie : what 's that smell ? ryan : it 's jet fuel . annie : liar . ryan : ok , go ahead . take off your blindfold . annie : ryan , i 'm really not in the mood for games -- ryan : so what do you think ? annie : wow . um , it 's perfect . but why ? ryan : well , i know it 's a day late and everything , but happy anniversary . annie : how did you -- ryan : remember ? annie : `` remember `` is kind of a loaded word these days . ryan : yeah . and i did n't . i did n't , you know , remember . so you know , i saw the date in the photo album , and i knew this place was -- is very special to us . annie : it is . it was here . ryan : yeah , i know . where we first -- annie : made love . ryan : of all things to forget . sorry . i 'm sorry . annie : i know you are . ryan : look , the point is i made the last couple of months a complete nightmare for you , and i 'm trying to make up for it . and i am . i am really trying . annie : i know you are , ryan . i just wish you did n't have to try so hard . ryan : look , i know this is n't exactly the way that you would want it to be , but can we at least try to enjoy the day ? please ? pretty please ? all right , so , there you go . to our anniversary . hopefully , this will be one of many , many , many . annie : i 'm sorry , ryan , i ca n't do this . ryan : ok , look . i know this is a little bit weird . annie : it 's not just weird . i do n't want to pretend . ryan : all right , i get it . i completely , i totally get it . you know ? maybe this was all just a little bit too much . annie : i saw you last night . i was working late , and i was trying to forget what a terrible day it was , but i could n't . so , amanda told me to put on this dress . do n't ask . and she told me to go surprise you , and show you what you were missing . but , hell , you were n't really missing anything , because you were having a grand old time with kendall , and greenlee , and aidan , and zach . tell me , ryan , does it ever bother you being the fifth wheel ? [ scene_break ] jake : there is nothing wrong with me ! whatever happened to listening to the patient ? greenlee : yeah , because all these monitors and tubes are screaming , `` look at me . i 'm so healthy . `` jake : my white count is a little low , my heartbeat is irregular , but it 's nothing that a burger and a brew would n't cure . greenlee : i think you 've had one too many i.v . cocktails . jake : no , this is a story about a doctor who is on a power trip . dr. angie hubbard ! now , she 's drunk with the power , and she 's a pain in my whatsee . greenlee : angie is a great doc -- jake : angie is overbearing , and she 's overcautious , and i do n't know how she got a job at this hospital . greenlee : stop . angie saved my life . jake : did i mention that i really like her and i want to send her a `` thank you `` card ? greenlee : if she tells you that you need to rest and recuperate , then that 's what you need to do . jake : listen to you . who 's the m.d . in this room ? you or me ? that 's what i thought . greenlee : your family worries about you . jake : they 'll get over it . greenlee : your friends , too . me included . jake : smythe . greenlee smythe . soon to be devane . you worry about me , huh ? greenlee : we all do . so , why wo n't you let us ? [ scene_break ] babe : all right , my little man . you be a good boy . you listen to your daddy today , ok ? little adam : ok . babe : call me if you need anything . j.r. : no worries . babe ? babe : yeah j.r. : thanks . babe : you 're stuck with me , i guess . [ little adam talks to his toys while dixie looks on ] j.r. : so , what are we going to do today ? huh ? little adam : roll a ball . j.r. : who 's this guy ? is he a little worn out ? maybe a couple of trips through the jungle ? huh ? little adam : we 're going to throw a ball today . j.r. : do you know what his name is ? what 's his name ? little adam : alvin and the chipmunks . j.r. : yeah ? no , i do n't think that 's it . but , uh , maybe he does n't speak english . [ little adam speaks gibberish ] j.r. : you know why ? because i am first an elephant ! i am an elephant ! whoo ! [ j.r. laughs ] i 'm going to give you a zerbert . i 'm going to give you a zerbert ! little adam : i do n't want it ! [ j.r. makes zerbert noise and laughs ] j.r. : oh , my goodness . are you getting bigger , or am i just getting older ? j.r. : you know ? you , when i was your age , i used to have a stuffed giraffe . did you know that ? and his name was cornelius . my mom used to tell me that he was a magic giraffe . he would keep away all the monsters and anything that scared me . little adam : you mean those scary faces ? j.r. : yeah , those , too . yup . cornelius and i , we were good buddies . my mom -- your grandma -- she was a smart woman . [ dixie touches j.r. 's hair ] j.r. : i wonder what happened to him . little adam : to who ? j.r. : cornelius . i guess we all could use somebody to keep the monsters away . sometimes . [ scene_break ] treena : what if this is n't enough ? richie : it 's plenty . treena : i do n't know . what you did to that chandler guy was pretty bad . richie : our deal is done . treena : what if i made another deal ? i bet that rich guy would give me an even better offer to know what you did to him . richie : this is n't a game show , honey . do n't mess with me . treena : knowing you set him up , it 's worth at least double this . that you took his bone marrow , that 's worth an easy $ 100,000 . richie : now , why would you mess with a bad guy like me , huh ? treena : let me go . you 're hurting me . richie : you do n't know anything about pain . treena : lay off ! richie : keep your voice down and listen . now , you know what i took from j.r. ? you want to wake up one morning and be missing more than just a little bone marrow ? keep it up . now , your best bet is just to disappear . treena : fine . fine . you 'll never see me again . [ music playing ] [ scene_break ] [ telephone rings ] j.r. : hey , can you just sit here and play , buddy ? daddy 's got ta take this call , all right ? chandler . no , it 's j.r. chandler . what do you have ? dixie : hey , sweetheart . why do n't you give me that , sunshine , huh ? those can be dangerous . you do n't want to swallow them . oh ! got it ? oh ! i got it . oh , you are just such a good boy . do you know who i am , do you remember me ? well , i love you very , very much . you know , you are so handsome . you are a real heartbreaker , just like your daddy . i ca n't always be here for you , but i will always love you . and always watch out for you . ok , sunshine ? j.r. : no , my father is not here . now , you 're going to have to deal with me . if they have a problem with it , they have to contact me . hey . what you looking at , buddy ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you ca n't just bring her home . you know ? she probably , in all likelihood , has a family . the only family she 's ever known , you know ? a mother and a father . and she probably has brothers and sisters . and grandparents , you know ? she 'll have a life with these people . and , hopefully , a good one . tad : i guess we 're all just gon na have to work something out then . krystal : well , you just -- you ca n't wait until you show up at her doorstep to think about all that . tad : honey , what 's your point ? do you want me to forget about her ? is that it ? is that your suggestion ? i should just walk away from this after everything i 've been through ? krystal : no , of course not . but you can not disrupt her world . tad : that 's not my goal . krystal : good . good . i 'm glad to hear that , tad . because , honey , you have to think about it from her point of view . i mean , she 's probably made mother 's day cards for her mother , you know , with little handprints and big hearts . `` i love you , mommy . `` you know , maybe her father , her daddy , takes her for walks -- tad : ok , i get it . i get it . i get it . i get it . but right now , you really have to forgive me if i do n't want to sit here and start thinking about her having another daddy . krystal : that 's just it , tad . you 've come so close to finding her . you have to think about that . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie , the five of us were celebrating . annie : right . you just were n't celebrating our anniversary . ryan : why did n't you come over and join us ? annie : i did n't come over because greenlee was busy burying her face in your shoulder . ryan : look , she was upset , ok ? and then she was really relieved . annie : right , and she could n't get -- oh , i do n't know -- aidan to comfort her ? ryan : she -- i mean , she did . aidan had to go and take a phone call . annie : right . so greenlee could n't wait for the love of her life to finish a phone call ? she just needed a man 's arms around her that second ? ryan : annie , that 's not fair . annie : do n't talk to me about what 's fair , ryan . it was our anniversary . and greenlee always finds some way to get a guy to offer up his shoulder . and you know what ? lately , that guy has been you . [ scene_break ] jake : i love my family , i know that they worry about me . i -- i appreciate it . greenlee : but ? jake : but there are a lot of doctors that are not willing to go where i go . greenlee : you feel obligated to go back . jake : no , no , it 's not an obligation or any kind of duty . it 's more of an honor . it 's an honor to go there , it 's an honor to give . we 're all going to come back this time next year . greenlee : we ? you and your wife ? jake : you have to forgive me . i get so tired of explaining myself . greenlee : listen , you want to run off to some war - torn country , you go ahead . just do n't do it right away . jake : i do n't get it . you just do n't understand . greenlee : give me a chance . you want to talk about it ? jake : trust me , you do n't want to know . greenlee : ok , fine . then , um , how 's your wife ? carolyn , right ? jake : yeah . greenlee : well , have you been able to call her ? is she coming here ? jake : she wo n't be coming here . greenlee : well , where is she ? should n't she be sitting right here in my chair right now ? jake : my wife and i are n't together anymore , all right ? greenlee : aidan 's right . jake : good for aidan . greenlee : you are different . what the hell happened to you ? look , you 're not the only one who 's changed in the past few years . i can actually listen sometimes . i swear . jake : in the village that i work , there was a young woman who used to help out at the clinic -- 18 , maybe 19 years old . and , um -- maybe she had a year or two of education because it was very dangerous to go to school . anyway , she had three kids . greenlee : three ? at 18 ? where is the father ? jake : died of aids . but you never heard her complain , never once . but what she would do is , she 'd come down to the clinic every day and she 'd help all the other children and all the other women . she was incredibly bright . she would pick up things faster than any of my med students . greenlee : what happened to her ? jake : these rebel fighters rolled into town -- into the village . it was chaos . it was screaming , and yelling , and babies crying , gunshots , fathers trying to protect their families , little boys trying to protect their sisters . and then she was shot , blocking the entrance to the clinic trying to protect the patients . greenlee : and you . jake : yeah , and me . [ scene_break ] ryan : hold on -- hold on a second . hold on , annie . you 're completely and totally misunderstanding here . annie : am i ? ryan : yes , greenlee is getting married . annie : yeah , and you already are married . ryan : yes , i -- that 's my point . she 's happy with aidan , ok ? look , i want both of us to be part of their lives , and i want both of them to be part of ours . annie : i do n't think you know what you want , ryan . that 's the problem . ryan : well , then help me figure it out , annie . help me . help me help us start over again . annie : i do n't want to start over . when you forgot about your life , ryan , you took mine with it -- a life that i was happy with , that i had worked at . you took it , ok ? so , i 'm glad that kendall and zach and aidan and greenlee and you are all so happy . at least somebody is , you know ? and happy damn anniversary . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't think i 'm going to stand here and let you pour cold water over this thing . so , i 'll make you a deal . you let me find my daughter and i promise you , i 'll find a way to work it out . krystal : whoa , whoa , whoa . tad : no , no , that 's it . krystal : whoa , i 'm on your side here , tad . tad : well , it certainly does n't feel that way . krystal : i 'm thinking about your feelings , but it 's not just about your feelings . i 'm thinking about the feelings of that little girl . tad : no , no , not `` that `` little girl , ok ? not `` that `` little girl , `` my `` little girl . ok . maybe you got a point . i admit it . i 've been so obsessed about finding her , i have n't stopped to think about anything else . krystal : that 's what i 'm saying , tad , and i know you , honey . i know you . you 're not going to be satisfied with just knowing that she 's happy and healthy . tad : why should i be ? of course , i want more than that . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : ok . what do you want ? tad : what do i want ? she 's my daughter . i want her to be a part of my life . are you telling me that that 's wrong ? hey , she was taken away from me . i never had a choice . now i do . i want her to be with me . i admit it . i want her to be with us . why -- are we entitled to have the mother 's day cards and the father 's waffle breakfast or whatever ? i want to see my little girl come down the stairs on christmas morning in her pjs . i want to hear her make a racket when she learns to play the clarinet or maybe just teach jenny how to count . i do n't care . she 's got a family here , because she 's got a father in pine valley . she 's got a mother , she 's got brothers , she 's got sisters , she 's got grandparents right here . when i find kate , if i find kate , i 'm not going to walk away . hell no . i 'm not about to lose her all over again . [ scene_break ] singer : and when i start talking ♪ richie : hey . i 've been thinking about you . come on , sit down . babe : uh , that 's ok . you seem a little busy . richie : no one 's here . babe : oh , no ? so , your hooker friend already left ? richie : excuse me ? babe : you know , the hooker that i found j.r. with , the same one that you claim randomly just tried to pick you up in the park ? richie : honey , i have no idea what you 're talking about . babe : that 's funny because i just saw her leave you with a big wad of cash and a really big smile on her face . so , you care to explain that one , richie ? richie : ok , i 've had a great time , but it 's time for me to go . babe : not so fast , you son of a bitch . richie : it 's not nice to call people names . babe : i 'll call you whatever i damn well want to . god , i actually believed you . when everybody was warning me about you , i still trusted you . richie : well , that 's between you and your conscience . babe : oh , like you know about having a conscience . richie : are we done ? babe : what did you think , that i was just going to come jumping into your bed ? richie : you jumped in and out of j.r. 's bed often enough . [ babe slaps richie ] do n't do that again . babe : did you think after i found out you drugged him and put him in bed with that hooker that i was just going to come running to you ? richie : well , who did you believe , babe ? it 's not like you needed much of an excuse not to trust j.r . babe : yeah , well your chance is over , pal , done . we are beyond life support , and it 's never going to happen . no more tricks and no more lies because it wo n't work , ever . [ scene_break ] jake : so , now you understand why it 's important for me to get out of here . greenlee : i get it . jake : can you help me , please ? help me get out of this place . greenlee : the hospital ? no . no way . if angie says that you need to rest , then that 's what you need to do . jake : listen , i understand angie 's just doing her job , but i need to get back to my job . greenlee : everyone needs a break sometimes . jake : greenlee , you know me . you know me . there was a time that you knew me almost better than anybody in this world . greenlee : that was a long time ago . jake : yeah , it was a lifetime ago . i 'm just saying , if there was one person that would understand it is killing to be here and that i need to get back there , it would be you . greenlee : i 'm sorry , jake . i just ca n't do it . jake : come on . look , i 'm a doctor . i 'm a doctor . what , am i going to risk my own health ? come on . greenlee : nice try , martin , but i 'm not going to be responsible if you drop dead on your way to god knows where . jake : still stubborn . some things never change . [ greenlee laughs ] jake : well , if you 're not going to help me break out of this place , could you at least make yourself useful ? get me a beverage , soft drink , a juice , something . greenlee : oh . jake : i 'm starving . greenlee : nice . jake : maybe you could steal half a sandwich from some other patient . i do n't care . please , something . greenlee : yes , sir . jake : thank you . greenlee : can do that . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , then in the very least , i think you ought to formulate some kind of a game plan before you get a name and address and race off to get your little girl . tad : because you think -- you assume it will be impossible for me to stop and think . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : it looks that way . tad : it 's complicated , yeah , but i 'll just have to find a way through it . that 's all . krystal : yeah . tad : whatever happens , there 's got to be a way to sort through this , and i 'm going to find it . krystal : god , i hope you do . tad : i will . i do n't have a choice . i have n't come this far to give up now . [ phone rings ] tad : yeah ? no , yeah , it 's all right . are you sure ? no , that 's -- that 's terrific , yeah . please -- please , yeah , send it through . yeah . i owe you . krystal : is -- is that about kate ? tad : yeah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : `` and the boy saw the rainbow and the sun shone through and there was n't a cloud in the sky . `` little adam : that 's the only book we can read ? [ j.r. sighs ] little adam : when are we going to eat the cookies ? j.r. : you are my sunshine my only sunshine ♪ j.r. and dixie : you make me happy when skies are gray . you 'll never know , dear , how much i love you . please do n't take my sunshine away . the other night , dear while i lay sleeping ♪ j.r. : come on . come here , buddy boy . dixie : you 'll never know , dear how much i love you . please do n't take my sunshine away ♪ [ sobbing ] why did n't you tell me ? why did n't you tell me i could still feel love ? my heart is breaking . how can my heart be breaking ? was n't it enough ? was n't it enough to die and lose my children once ? was n't it enough ? [ scene_break ] ryan : just wait . annie : no , i 'm done waiting . i want to go . ryan : just wait , please . just wait -- whoa , whoa , whoa . wait , wait . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] babe : that 's the look annie told me about . richie : in all my glory , arabella . babe : that 's the look i 've been waiting to see . richie : wait no further . babe : the real richie novak . richie : in the flesh . babe : yeah , well , it 's not so nice to finally meet you . richie : the pleasure 's all mine . babe : just admit it , richie . you did this . richie : did what ? what ? drugged your ex - husband , put him on top of a whore ? well , that 's just a regular saturday night for j.r. chandler . babe : you 're sick . richie : oh , what did you think , that j.r. was some sort of a boy scout ? babe : j.r. was willing to help save your life . why did you do this ? richie : you have no idea what you 're talking about . babe : i know that you did this , richie . just admit it . richie : for what , so you can frame me , throw me in prison for nothing ? i 've already done that , and i 'm not going to do it again . babe : i know that you set j.r. up . richie : prove it . singer : you were the one who knew it all ♪ [ scene_break ] [ door shuts ] j.r. : what the -- where did you come from ? mom ? [ scene_break ] tad : a friend of mine from new mexico , he 's going to send me some articles -- newspaper articles from the time that kate was placed . krystal : really , articles ? tad : yeah , some kind of investigative reporting thing about shady adoptions . krystal : well , what does that give you ? tad : well , for one thing , it 's getting to be a lot shorter list to deal with -- some very specific names . krystal : well , where are the articles ? tad : oh , he 's going to e - mail them to me . krystal : i hope that gets you closer . tad : it will . i know it . i can feel it . hang on , kate . daddy 's coming . [ scene_break ] greenlee : jake , oh my god . help ! we need some help over here ! i need a doctor ! [ next_on ] jesse ( to cassandra ) : have a seat . we need to talk . ryan ( to annie ) : i remember this place . i remember you . jake : oh , aidan , we 've got to stop meeting like this . erica ( on phone with jack ) : kendall , i 'm so happy that you and zach have been able to get past your night with aidan .
at pine valley hospital , greenlee visits jake . at confusion , annie and ryan share small talk and a cup of coffee . ryan asks her if she is all right . reluctantly , she tells him that she is fine . ryan lets her know that he has a surprise for her . krystal surprises tad with a visit at martin and turner investigations . tad wants to know why she is there . krystal lets him know that it is about kate . babe brings little a to visit j.r. at the chandler mansion . j.r. misses his mother , dixie . dixie watches them from behind j.r. at the comeback , the hooker walks up beside richie . richie lets her know that krystal and babe will not be in until later and he wants to get this over with before they show up . blindfolded annie is taken to her surprise ( the place where they first made love ) by ryan . annie wants to know how he remembered their anniversary . annie wishes that he did n't try so hard to pretend . annie lets ryan know that she saw him with greenlee , kendall , zach , and aidan .
erica : no , do n't take those pills . adam : what 's with you , woman ? this is my prescribed medication . angie hubbard 's already analyzed these pills . erica : yes , but did anybody analyze the woman who 's giving them to you ? gayle : oh , not this again . adam : she was sent by the hospital . erica : she was sent by david hayward . [ scene_break ] david : you lost our baby . i grieved that child -- the children we would never have together . you held me . you cried with me . you said that you wished that you could make it right , that we could have children together , have that dream . all this time -- all this time we did have a child , and you said nothing ? god , krystal ! how the hell could you do something like this ? krystal : go ahead and do it . go ahead and kill me . i know you want to , and i deserve it . i deserve to die . marissa : no , david , do n't . krystal : marissa , i thought -- i thought you were leaving . marissa : yeah , i was , but i could n't -- not until i -- not the way things are . david : good . we need this . we needed to see each other . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , every -- everywhere that i go in this hospital , i just find myself thinking about how excited frankie was about the surgical program , and now his hands -- jesse , i ca n't -- i ca n't stand it . i have to go to him . jesse : no , no , baby . not yet . i know this is rough . you want to be with him . i do too , but come on , randi 's his wife now , and brot is a friend that 's been through even worse than what he 's going through . i totally believe that these are the two right people to be with the man now . angie : hey . kendall : hey . angie : is everything all right ? kendall : yeah . yeah , the machine seems to be working just fine . jesse : where 's zach ? he 's still here , is n't he ? kendall : i do n't know . i have no idea . i came in there , and the nurse said that he suddenly just left . i 'm scared . [ scene_break ] [ aidan screams as he struggles to get out of his bonds ] aidan : annie , where are you ? annie ! [ scene_break ] ryan : ready to go home , honey ? emma : is mommy coming , too ? ryan : mommy 's not here , sweetheart . emma : yes , she is . ryan : honey , you must have been having a dream . [ scene_break ] erica : i caught her in a whispered conversation with david hayward , and that made me want to dig deeper . according to my sources at the hospital , our nurse gayle here has a serious case of hero worship for her dr. hayward . gayle : how dare you ! what are you implying ? erica : that you are a spy for david hayward , and god knows what else , but i do n't care about that . what matters is that you are here to keep an eye on adam , and to influence adam 's grandson against him in favor of david hayward , and that you report dutifully back to your lord and master whenever possible . gayle : this is outrageous , and not just an insult to me , but to dr. hayward , as well . everyone knows how much david adores that little boy , and for you to suggest that there 's some ulterior motive with david 's affections for -- well , it 's obvious by your silence that the nurse - patient relationship has been compromised . i 'll have the hospital send someone else . erica : honestly , adam , you have lost your touch . i would have thought by now you would have definitely have seen through her . adam : who 's to say i did n't ? maybe i just wanted to see how the game was played . what the hell do you want ? zach : justice . [ scene_break ] scott : getting involved with the heart valve -- it was n't about just trying to save some lives . for the longest time i had been denying who i was -- the chandler part of me , anyway . my mother 's memory , putting her on a pedestal , and then watching her waste away to nothing -- it 's too hard to do , so i ran . i ran from the thoughts of her . i ran from my father . i ran from uncle adam , but mostly from myself . but you can only run from family for so long , adopted or not , and i needed this chance . i needed to be the hero for all of you . j.r. : yeah , well , maybe next time . here they are . let me do the talking . i 've gotten pretty good at dealing with my father 's damage control . scott : no . i need to do it . this is my responsibility . j.r. : ok , but nothing stupid . no changing the story . scott : just the truth . [ scene_break ] marissa : what i came here to tell you , and what you both are just going to have to understand and accept , is that you 're not my parents . the people who adopted me and raised me -- who died way too young , they will always be the only parents that i 'll ever have , and i 'll never love anyone that way again . [ scene_break ] kendall : i know that look in zach 's eyes , and it scares the hell out of me . angie : i 'm so sorry the valve did n't work . kendall : well , zach is furious that ian is n't strong enough -- that he has to be on the machine until he can have another surgery . jesse : are you absolutely sure ? kendall : i honestly -- i think the waiting was driving him crazy . jesse : can you double check ? all right , well , he 's nowhere in the hospital . security checked the cafeteria . they checked the grounds , checked the surrounding area . are you sure you called every number he has ? kendall : yeah . yeah , i called home . i called the casino . i called his cell . he 's not answering me on purpose . he would want to know any news about ian . jesse : well , there 's no question where he went , is there ? [ scene_break ] zach : you knew . this whole time you knew , and you did nothing . you put your greed ahead of my son 's life . now what do you think i should do now ? adam : just get out of my house . erica : zach , please . i am just as angry as you are about ian , but adam is not well . there is something wrong with him . zach : you need to stay out of this . adam : leave the woman alone , and get out of my house . you 're venting to the wrong person . you should be having this conversation with hayward . especially since you were stupid enough to believe his accusations . zach : the truth , man - to - man . did you or did you not know that there was something wrong with this valve ? adam : we knew that there was problem with the valve , yes . scott tried to stop it , but it was too late . zach : and you did nothing . just sitting there , quiet , hoping for some kind of miracle , hoping that ian will pull through , and then your company would be ok , and no one would say anything . adam : if we knew beforehand that the problem was there , then we would have stopped the operation . but come on , zach , the child was on the operating table . the prototype was supposed to save his life . if you 'd have been in that position , you would have done exactly the same thing i did . ryan : zach . [ scene_break ] [ door shuts ] [ footsteps ] annie : hi . here . [ annie gives aidan some water ] annie : i 'm so sorry , aidan . this is not what i wanted . aidan : i thought you loved me , annie . annie : i do still love you . aidan : well , then why are you doing this ? annie : i can not live without emma . aidan : you have to , all right ? for her sake and for yours . i thought we were going to start a brand new life together . annie : i 'm sorry , but i have to get my baby back . you 'll never really understand that . aidan , i am a mother before anything else . i am a mother . aidan : that does n't change the circumstances . you have to stop this , annie , before it 's too late . annie : aidan , you do n't have children . i 'm not faulting you for that , but because of that , you ca n't understand what i 'm going through . aidan : you 're not going to be able to just take emma . annie : you 're wrong . i almost had her tonight . i was so close , and there will be another opportunity when they 're least expecting it . i 'm sorry . you have to realize that . i just -- i just wish that you could understand . aidan : i do understand . that 's what i love about you . nothing could stop me from loving you . [ scene_break ] marissa : i adored my mother and father . no , they were n't perfect , but neither was i . they gave me all they could -- all they had . to even imagine replacing them -- krystal : nobody expects you to . marissa : yeah , i 've learned enough about the two of you to think that you will . you 're both obsessed with babe , with her memory , with trying to control her son . david : marissa , look , you 're going to have forgive me . like you , i 'm only just now finding out about this . now , the last thing i want to do is alienate you by saying or doing the wrong thing . you know , i 'm not a man who puts much stock in words . they can be twisted , misinterpreted . but i think it would be best if we just attempt to calmly sit down and just talk about this . marissa : no , there 's nothing to talk about . you know , the truth is , the only reason krystal came looking for me in the first place was to fill the slot babe 's death had left . she tried to buy me back with a tuition check . krystal : no , you 're wrong . i just wanted to help you . i never wanted to tell anyone . i never wanted you to find out . i never wanted anyone to find out . marissa : well , now that the cat 's out of the bag , let 's make things clear with us . i want no part of you whatsoever . david : marissa , please . i know you 're angry right now because this was kept from you . marissa : no , this has nothing to do with her keeping it from me . i 've thought about this , and my mind is made up . i have no intention of being a part of your lives . you 're not my mother . my mother is dead . [ door shuts when krystal leaves ] david : i am so sorry . we were both kept in the dark . i understand what you 're feeling right now , but -- marissa : no , you do n't . no , you do n't . you have no idea what i 'm feeling , and do n't you dare try and tell me that you do . [ scene_break ] [ ryan holds zach back from hitting adam ] ryan : zach , stop . stop , stop , stop , ok ? listen to me . i know you 're scared . i know you 're angry about ian . i understand that . i understand it . this is not the way to do it , all right ? think about it . you lay one hand on him , they 're going to put you away , and you 're not going to be able to be there for ian when he needs you the most . his company 's going down , zach , after this scandal . let him be humiliated . there will be plenty of time for revenge later . erica : exactly . please , zach , just get back to ian . kendall and ian need you . ryan : come on , man . come on . adam : thank you for standing by me . erica : i should have encouraged him to go ahead and throttle you . adam : i 'm not the only one to blame here , you know ? erica : you know , god help me , i did everything i possibly could to get you to convince david to do that surgery , and you knew that that valve could kill ian . adam : i swear to you , i did n't know there was a problem with that valve until it was too late . do n't abandon me now , erica . erica : if anything happens to that baby , you deserve everything that is coming to you . ryan : come on , zach . you 're going to get your shot at adam . just do this the right way . come on . [ zach knocks ryan out and returns to adam 's living room ] erica : no , zach . no , zach . zach : you know what ? i thought about doing this the right way . it 's not going to work . i 'm going to do it my way . [ scene_break ] marissa : you know , i 've heard all i need to hear about you , as well . no one trusts you in this town . that includes me now . i can see your mind working right now . `` oh , poor little marissa . how can i manipulate her ? she 's so angry -- so confused . what she needs is a family , a father to replace the one she lost . `` david : look , i understand . you 're rightfully upset . marissa : yeah , and righteously pissed off . do n't pull that empathetic crap with me . i 'm seeing right through you . you know , you ca n't settle for being just the great surgeon of the world . you have to go around chasing after your offspring , collecting them like pieces of art to hang on the wall . you know what i really think ? david : no , but i would love to know what you think . marissa : i think you 're nuts . i think you get off on controlling people , and that you like to punish those that you ca n't control . from what i 've seen and heard in the short time that i 've been here , i do n't even think you give a damn about your children or your grandchildren . they 're all just reasons to attack the world when you do n't get your way . well , since you 're not disagreeing , i guess i hit a nerve . well , then , this is me giving you a real good excuse to go all super - villain on the entire town of pine valley . goodbye , daddy . [ scene_break ] angie : randi ? randi , are you still there ? hello ? yes , listen . i was just saying that if you can try and just get a phone to frankie , let me talk to him , i know he would -- hello ? randi ? krystal : angie . angie : you look terrible . what happened ? krystal : i was just sitting in my car , and i felt like i was having a heart attack , so i just drove straight over here . angie : it 's david again , is n't it ? krystal : no . no , this time it 's all my doing . [ scene_break ] annie : ryan took her to the chandlers ' . i know that place like the back of my hand , so i climbed the trellis to the sun porch by the nursery , and i saw her sleeping . she was sleeping so sound , and she was so beautiful . and then , of course , ryan showed up and took her . probably back here -- probably just floors above us , so close . but he 's definitely going to be watching her . aidan : and then when jesse gets a call from interpol , there 's going to be an all - points out for you , and even if you get close to emma , there will be nowhere where you can take her . annie : well , then i will have to act quickly then , wo n't i ? aidan : yeah , you will -- like in the next 24 hours . and you 're right , you wo n't be able to just walk through the front door . have you thought about the freight elevator on the first floor ? then you can take the back stairs , but on the south side of the building , because the north side has security cameras . so -- annie : wait , slow down . i do n't know which one is the south side of the building . aidan : i 'll draw you a map . give me a pen and paper , and untie me . annie : ok . [ scene_break ] reporter : what 's the latest status on the child who had the faulty valve installed ? scott : the patient is still recovering from the initial surgery . the more traditional valve will be implanted as soon as possible . now , let me emphasize that the promise of the chandler valve -- j.r. : well , this is a surprise . you were pretty hell - bent on leaving town last time i saw you . marissa : yeah , well , they still owed me my last check . i came back to collect . but since you 're here , you should find this out from me . j.r. : find out what ? marissa : babe was n't an only child . she had a twin sister . me . [ scene_break ] zach : your whole miserable life , you 've been getting away with it ! your whole life ! it ends now . erica : no , zach . what are you doing , zach ? zach : that 's where i 'm going to shoot you if anything else happens to my son . [ zach draws a red x in the middle of adam 's forehead ] erica : zach -- jesse : zach -- zach , drop it ! jesse : drop it now , zach ! zach : you mean this ? jesse : are you out of your mind ? adam : all right , lock the bastard up . assault and battery -- right here . erica saw it -- she saw it all . she heard the threat , that he was going to put a bullet right here in the middle of my forehead . tell him ! [ laughs ] all right , lavery back here , he was a witness to some of zach 's earlier threats . jesse : take him out to the -- to the foyer . adam : lock him up . jesse : i do n't think so . adam : you do n't think so ? that man broke into my house and threatened my life , and you 're going to do nothing about it ? i 'll have your badge , jesse . jesse : you 're not going to have anything , adam chandler . you know , i put my butt on the line for you when you kidnapped your grandson . then i helped you get him back . you owe me . adam : you helped me get off the hook when i kidnapped my own grandson . that 's -- listen to yourself . that 's pathetic . jesse : that man out there , he 's got a little boy who needs him right now , because somebody was very careless about what went into his little chest . now , i will keep zach away from you , your son , and your nephew . but i got to tell you , i kind of know what he 's feeling right now , so you 're not going to press any charges . is n't that right , erica kane ? erica : that is absolutely right . i 'm going to make sure he does n't . adam : that is not satisfactory . erica : oh , shut up , adam . zach : go back to the hospital . i 'll arrange for bail . if anything happens with ian , you just let me know , all right ? if anything happens to that boy . jesse : you 'll be there to hear it for yourself . uncuff him . you 've got to promise me , no more breaking and entering . no more assault -- what 's that ? come on . are you trying to destroy your family ? zach : if my son dies , it 's going to destroy my life . [ scene_break ] scott : does anybody have any other questions ? j.r. : what the hell are you talking about ? is this some kind of sick joke ? marissa : it seems krystal 's been hiding it from everybody all these years . j.r. : i do n't believe you . it just does n't make any sense . marissa : krystal gave birth to fraternal twins , then sold me off to afford diapers for babe . and then she cozied up to my adoptive parents to keep tabs on me . i never knew the truth , either . it was all done through a third party . do n't give me that look . j.r. : you just told me that you 're babe 's sister . marissa : yeah , but i 'm not babe . j.r. : no , you 're not . you 're nothing like her at all . marissa : well , good . at least maybe they 'll be one person who wo n't be obsessing over me once i leave . j.r. : i wish to hell you never told me . you should 've just left . scott : so what did you think ? what 's up with him ? marissa : maybe he saw a ghost . [ scene_break ] krystal : i would 've kept that secret for the rest of my life , but adam -- anyway , i never planned on marissa finding out . then her parents died , and i had to do what i could to help her . i had to try to give her the life that she deserved , just like i tried to give babe . angie : then why did you walk out on her just now ? i mean , leaving her with david when you knew that she was leaving town ? krystal : she hates me . she practically told me so , and i do n't blame her . angie : krystal , first reactions are always harsh . no matter how she feels about you now , that can change , but only if you both work at it . keep the honesty going . you know what ? i know this is an entirely different situation , but i always tried to remain honest with cass . i did n't want it to be no relationship at all , which is what you have resigned yourself to . krystal : it 's too late . i mean , she 's gone . angie : it is never too late . now , all you have to do is just find a way to reach out to her , and then get to know each other . no strings , no pressure . it might help you more than you think , because your heart palpitations are coming from what you 're keeping inside , not what you 're letting out . and you let this girl get away once . you can not let it happen a second time . [ scene_break ] kendall : you must hate me for talking you into the surgery , for using adam 's valve . maybe you should have put a big `` x `` on my forehead instead . zach : i do n't hate you . i do n't blame you for anything . you fought for our son . that 's all you did . i blame adam . i blame adam and his greed . kendall : after what happened tonight , they 'll be watching you . zach : yeah , no doubt . kendall : and if anything happens to ian , they wo n't leave you alone . they 'll probably take you into custody to protect adam . i want you to know if that happens , i 'll take care of things . if ian dies , i 'll kill adam . [ scene_break ] david : you have a sister . someone you never even had a chance to know . her name is marissa . she 's nothing like you at all . in fact , i have this horrible feeling she 's a great deal like me . i 'm afraid she has this part of her that 's like the part of me that i do n't care for very much . this inability to be satisfied with what we have . an insatiable need for something more . you can trust me , babe , it makes for a very empty life . maybe she needs someone like you . someone who found happiness in almost anything -- your mother , your poor son , little adam , even j.r. me ? i keep looking for it , but any happiness i seem to stumble on just seems to come and go , that 's all . i do n't know , maybe i 'm just not meant to find it , that 's all . well , if that 's your sister 's fate as well , heaven help her . [ scene_break ] marissa : you know , and they just expect me to be thrilled about this ? just throw my arms around them as if i won some second chance in a happy family lottery . scott : look , there are no rules of behavior here . this is n't exactly textbook psychology . marissa : yeah , and they act like they expect me to think of my parents as just placeholders . scott : you have a lifetime of memories with your parents . nobody can take that away from you . and now you have a choice . you know how they say you ca n't choose your family ? well , this time you can . and you can either take off , or you can give these people a chance . marissa : no , i -- i ca n't do that . it 's all too sudden . i mean , krystal and david -- scott : are not exactly mr. and mrs . incredible . yeah , i know . so you 're going to take off ? marissa : yeah . i mean , everyone who needs to see me has seen me . j.r. wants no part of me . and as for david , well , i think before he starts obsessing over me , i should probably get out of town . a long way away . maybe find a law school down in rio . scott : i tried running from unresolved issues . it does n't work . and until you come to terms one way or another , it 'll follow you wherever you go . marissa : thanks , but i think i 'll take my chances with rio . i 've got one stop to make , and then i 'm gone . it 's nice to know you , scott chandler . goodbye . good luck . [ scene_break ] adam : so you just stood there , that madman relative of yours threatening my life , and you just stood there . erica : zach is not a madman . adam : so you 're blaming me ? erica : adam , you said it yourself . you put the survival of your company ahead of the survival of that little boy . adam : i wanted to help ian . i told you . when i found the problem , it was too late . erica : adam , what on earth are you doing ? adam : well , no one seems willing to defend me , so i 'm going to take matters into my own hands . [ when j.r. enters , adam points his gun at him ] j.r. : whoa ! [ scene_break ] zach : if ian dies , you 'll kill adam ? kendall : what , you do n't think i can do it ? zach : you have spike to think about . kendall : i would n't be stupid about it . i would kill adam , and i would get away with it , too . zach : these past few months we 've been worlds apart . but with our son -- kendall : that 's a bond we 'll always have . zach : he 's going to be fine . they 're going to fix him up . he 's going to be a strong young man . kendall : amen to that . but if the outcome should be different , i know what i have to do . ryan : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] annie : you 're trying to trick me . i can see it in your eyes . what ? were you going to grab me and force me to go back to those islands without emma ? or worse , turn me in to the police ? aidan : no , i would n't do that . look , i told you , i love you . i want to help you . annie : you 're good . you almost had me there . you are really good . aidan : annie , now you 're just being paranoid . have n't i always been on your side ? you 've come this far . if you get caught now , that 's it . it 's all over . they 're going to lock you up forever . annie : no . i will always remember what you did for me , aidan . and i am sorry that i do n't believe you , but i ca n't trust anybody anymore . i 'll have to get emma back on my own . and god help anybody who gets in my way . [ scene_break ] krystal : what happened to marissa ? david : she 's left , or she will soon . i 've lost another daughter . krystal : i am so sorry . i was wrong , but i do n't know what else i would have done at the time . david : you could 've not given her away . krystal : i had no choice . i could barely take care of one child , much less two . and how dare you be so self - righteous . we slept together one drunken night , and i never saw you again . i was alone and pregnant . i was just a kid myself . i did what i did so that both of my children could survive . the money i got from the adoption put clothes on babe 's back , food on the table . and marissa went to a family who could give her much more than i ever could . david , i did n't even know where to begin to find you , but i did the best i could . otherwise , i would have lost both of them . now , maybe someday , you 'll look past your own suffering and understand what i went through back then and what i 'm going through right now . david : we both ended up here looking for answers . maybe we should have looked for each other , instead . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what the hell are you doing ? put that down . adam : zach slater just stormed into my house a while ago and threatened to kill me . i think i 'll -- nobody cared , including her . she witnessed it , but nobody cared , not even the chief of police . so i think i 'll just take things into my own hands . j.r. : do n't be stupid . give me the gun . erica : yes , adam . give him the gun . adam : this is the only thing that 's standing between me and a bullet in my head . so i 'm going to keep it close by , ok ? [ drawer slams shut ] adam : look at you . you look just like all those other people who want me dead . [ scene_break ] kendall : we 're coming to an understanding . ryan : angie 's out in the hall , and she would like to speak to you two . kendall : ok , you go ahead . i 'll be right out . ryan : what was that all about ? kendall : contingency plans for the future . ryan : would you like to talk about it ? kendall : no . ryan : is there anything that i can do to help ? kendall : yeah . do n't ever ask me about it again .
at the chandler mansion , erica urges adam not to take the medicine that gail is giving him . erica goes on to tell adam that gail was sent here by david to keep a check on adam . at wildwind , david begins to confront krystal about marissa being his daughter and krystal keeping it from him all these years . david begins to choke krystal when marissa comes in and tells david to stop . at the hospital , angie tells jesse that she has to go to frankie . aidan remains tied up in the basement of ryan 's apartment building . aidan yells for annie . annie watches ryan with emma from the window . zach barges into adam 's living room and wants justice for what adam had done to ian . at the yacht club , scott and j.r. hold a press conference . adam confesses to zach that he had known about the defective heart valve . ryan stops zach from hitting adam . annie comes back to aidan and apologizes to him for tying him up . aidan confesses his love to annie . zach knocks ryan out at the door and goes back to seek vengeance on adam , zach places a red x between adam 's eyes . zach tells adam that that is where he is going to shoot adam if anything happens to ian . the police barge in as does jesse . jesse urges zach to stop . annie empties the contents of her purse and a knife falls out . at the yacht club , marissa tells j.r. that she is babe 's twin sister .
mugger : give me your purse . annie : oh , you got to be kidding me . do you have any fricking idea what kind of day i 've already had today ? mugger : hey ! annie : oh ! mugger : no games . now . annie : get off me . no ! no ! help ! somebody help me ! mugger : oh ! you want to play games ? let 's play . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh . [ doorbell rings ] j.r. : go away . [ doorbell rings ] j.r. : marissa . hi . uh , this is great . marissa : i 'm just here to see a.j . i promised him that i would stop by . j.r. : oh . yeah , sure . uh , maybe after you 're done , you and i -- marissa : i 'm only here because i thought that you would n't be . [ scene_break ] tad : so -- what do you think ? madison north staying in our vacant rooms . something tells me it 's not because she 's got a thing for little bottles of shampoo . ryan : actually , you might not be that far off . i think she 's desperate . [ scene_break ] randi : i 've got some more blue if you want . madison : no . it looks good . thank you . randi : you can thank me by telling me what the hell is going on . why does whatever you 're doing for david require you to look like you 've been through 12 rounds ? madison : i told you , i 'll take care of this . randi : look , i appreciate you wanting to protect me and my family , but you ca n't shut me out , madison , not now . what does he want you to do ? madison : it 's horrible . randi : yeah , obviously . i get that . you 're an abuse victim asking for a fake bruise . you do n't look comfortable with this . i 'm not moving until you tell me . madison : the eye is my only way to get to ryan . if ryan falls for me , david will leave me alone , leave us all alone . [ scene_break ] david : i thought you were gon na get some rest ? greenlee : no , i 'll rest when i win this damn fusion competition , and i 'm back on top . david : yeah , well , winning is certainly the goal , but i thought you would at least want to -- greenlee : what ? that i 'd what , stare at the stick a little more ? the pregnancy test was negative . we can forget about it and move on . [ scene_break ] jackson : vicki , i 'm looking for the fusion / bahia papers , the ones that greenlee dropped by earlier ? just before erica came . never mind . i think i just figured it out . erica . damn it ! [ scene_break ] erica : and i think this is an excellent resolution for bahia as well as fusion . business man : you drive a hard bargain . erica : ha ! tell me something i do n't know . ha . well , you have a wonderful trip back to brazil . ok , thank you again . [ scene_break ] annie : let go of me ! mugger : give me the purse ! annie : piss off ! ow ! oh ! scott : go on , get the hell out of here . go on ! annie : no , no , no ! my purse ! my purse ! scott : no ! hey , hey , hey ! you 're hurt . ow ! annie : you let him get away ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : if it makes you feel more comfortable , i can leave . i can run some errands . you and a.j . can have the place to yourself . marissa : no . i did n't think you 'd be here because today 's your appointment with dr. jones . your 3-month checkup to see if you 're cancer - free . j.r. : oh , that . [ scoffs ] marissa : yeah , that . j.r. : well , you know how busy doctors can be . marissa : she changed the appointment ? j.r. : you know , if you hurry , you might be able to catch a.j . 's new disney video . marissa : you 're going to blow it off , are n't you ? j.r. : i 've got a full schedule . marissa : so make the time , j.r . this is your health , your life . j.r. : my choice . marissa : oh , what , so you 're just not gon na go 'cause you just do n't feel like it ? god , after everything that everyone went though when you were sick , what the hell gives you the right ? [ scene_break ] tad : forgive me for saying it , boss , but it 's kind of out of character for a woman as classy as madison north to do something like this . ryan : well , i know she 's got debt . she 's got her late husband 's debt . that 's why she 's pulling two jobs right now . tad : two jobs and she 's playing goldilocks ? ryan : and the weird thing is when i found out she owed rent , i paid the landlord . tad : you paid ? well , it 's -- i 'm sorry , but this is a funny way of showing gratitude . ryan : well , i never actually told her that i paid , so i guess she lost the apartment anyway , and now she 's using these rooms 'cause she ca n't afford a new place . tad : well , which is probably why she took the job in the first place . ha ha ! well , i got to admit , the chick 's got style . i mean , staying in a 4-star hotel beats a flophouse any day of the week . the question is , what do you want me to do about it ? ryan : well , i definitely know what it 's like to hit a rough patch . you just got to make it through day by day till you get to the other side . tad : i 've been there and done that . and i 'm all for helping somebody out of a tough spot , but forgive me . i mean , under your roof is one thing , but she tries this out there anywhere else and she gets caught , she 'll be in trouble . ryan : do n't worry . i 'll handle it . [ scene_break ] david : you know , what you said earlier about not wanting to have kids -- greenlee : i have n't changed my mind in the last 20 minutes , and i 'm not going to . i do n't want to hurt you , but that little stick reading negative made this a very good day . david : and i accept that . greenlee : even though you 'd like to have a child with me ? david : yes , i would , but i promise no hints , no what ifs , no cooing at the babies in public . i would never push you to do something you do n't want to do . greenlee : thank you . david ? david : yeah ? greenlee : me not wanting to have kids , does it make you feel like i 'm less committed to this marriage ? david : my beautiful wife , i know you 're committed to us . [ scene_break ] madison : david thinks that ryan 's going to steal greenlee , and the only way to make that not happen is -- for someone to distract ryan . randi : seduce him . basically prostitute yourself . madison : you know the crazy thing is ? ryan 's moved on . he 's not even really that into greenlee anymore . randi : the crazy thing is that you 're even considering doing this . madison : what choice do i have ? randi : so you play victim , ryan comes to your rescue , you get him into bed ? madison : ryan 's been so sweet to me . he 's such a great guy . just the thought of doing this to him , it makes me ill . randi : so then do n't do it . madison : if i do n't , then david will tell the police that i killed henry , and we 'll go to prison . randi : there has to be another way . madison : no . david 's not gon na win . i promise . [ cell phone rings ] madison : hello . ryan : madison ? madison : hi , ryan . how are you ? ryan : hey , i know you 're on the clock at fusion right now , but there 's something i 'd like to talk to you about . any chance you 're free to meet ? madison : you want to meet now ? randi : do n't do it . ryan : yacht club half an hour ? madison : i 'll see you there . randi : huh . [ scene_break ] jackson : what a lovely surprise . erica : ah ! oh , jack . hi . jackson : hi . gorgeous as usual . erica : oh , thank you so much . thank you . jackson : that 's such a beautiful dress . erica : thank you . ah , thank you . i really need to go . jackson : you know , just looking at you reminds me why spring 's my favorite season . erica : oh . well , i certainly would love to be able to spend part of this perfect spring day with you , but i 'm sorry . i just -- i have to go . i have so much to do . jackson : the fusion gala . that 's getting close , is n't it ? erica : yes , it is , and i 'm so busy . jackson : so how are things going at fusion these days ? erica : oh , they 're coming along . jackson : hmm . we have n't had a chance to talk about things . erica : well , i mean , you told me that you are not at liberty to discuss your daughter -- your client 's business . jackson : see , that 's what i love about you . always thinking of others . erica : well , thank you . jackson : mm - hmm . erica : and i really do need to go now . jackson : you know , you seem very confident about beating greenlee . erica : look , i have a better product . that 's all this is about . jackson : so it 's about quality . erica : yeah . so i have to go now . i have to go . i 've got a lot to do . why do n't i stop by your office later . jackson : well , sure , sure , you know , that 'd be great . maybe you might want to stop by and return this . how about i just save you the trouble ? erica : all right , you caught me . jackson : erica , you have no business with this . erica : fusion business is my business . jackson : you stole it from my office . erica : i was going to return it to you . jackson : look , i know you 're desperate to beat greenlee -- erica : i am not desperate . jackson : and i know you would do anything to get the edge . erica : jack , it was on your desk . it was out in the open . jackson : well , i hope you enjoyed the read . it does n't have a very happy ending for you , though , because once this contract is executed , greenlee will be able to go ahead with her project launch as planned . erica , what have you done ? erica : look , before i say anything to you , i want you to know -- that i 'm sorry if you think that i was taking advantage of you . i really never meant to do -- if there had been -- jackson : let me repeat the question -- what have you done ? erica : it 's what greenlee did . greenlee flew off to rio to renegotiate a contract without even consulting with her partner . she had no legal right to do that . jackson : rights ? you want to talk about rights ? you have no right to steal this from my office . erica : that deal was made in bad faith . it was my responsibility to make the people of bahia aware of that and to inform them that , of course , i would have no option but to sue them if they chose to proceed . jackson : you did n't . erica : i sure did . i just met with bahia 's counsel , and he 's on his way back on a plane right now . jackson : so they 're backing out of their deal with greenlee . erica : it needed to be done . jackson : how could you do this ? erica : because it has become very , very clear to me that greenlee is not fit to run fusion , and this latest rush to do this under - the - table dirty deal , that just further proves that i 'm right about -- jackson : i mean , how could you do this to us ? how could you betray me ? what , i ca n't trust you alone in my office ? maybe i ca n't trust you at all . erica : and maybe you 're overreacting . where are you going ? jackson : well , where do you think ? maybe to warn greenlee . erica : well , maybe this is not a very good time . jackson : oh , sure , of course . you would n't want me to tell her about this . you 'd prefer she be blindsided . erica : oh , you mean the way she blindsided me ? no , jack . um , i think that there 's something that you would like to know . jackson : oh , no , no , no . i think i 've learned everything i want to learn today . good - bye . erica : no , jack . greenlee might be pregnant . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , it 's a relief to at least have the whole baby thing settled . david : yeah . greenlee : we 're going to have an amazing life . you 're going to run pine valley hospital . i 'm going to be the head at fusion again very , very soon , and we 're going to rock this town just like i said we would . but we 're not gon na be rocking anything if i do n't get the finishing touches on this fusion natural launch and boot erica out for good . david : oh , is there anything i can do to help ? we are a team , right ? greenlee : you 're all i need . david : yeah , right . till the next renegotiation comes along . greenlee : you know , ryan just had to undo a deal that never should have been made in the first place . you 're all i want . [ greenlee kisses david 's hand ] greenlee : as long as you do n't mind being called mr. fusion every once in a while . david : hmm . well , i think i can handle it . [ cell phone rings ] greenlee : how is the greatest lawyer ever ? is it a done deal ? sure . sure , you can come over . i 'll see you soon . [ scene_break ] scott : how about here ? annie : ouch ! scott : ooh . think you might have sprained it . annie : oh , great . that 's just great . that 's great . crippled and poor . you really could n't have gotten that guy ? one flying tackle , i 'd have my purse back . would it really have killed you to get a couple grass stains ? scott : crazy me . i saw the guy choking the life out of you , and i thought it was more important to get your purse back . annie : who needs to breathe if i ca n't afford to eat ? oh -- scott : something tells me you 're not about to go hungry . annie : every dime i had was in that purse . scott : what , in cash ? annie : oh , you do n't know . adam had me evicted . yeah , he had already cancelled my credit cards , but now i do n't have a home , and i ca n't even afford to go to the pine cone motel . scott : adam really had you kicked out ? annie : yes . me and my daughter . do you think it ever occurred to adam to think of the trauma that would cause emma ? luckily ryan agreed to take her in for a little while . i do n't want emma to have to deal with what i have to deal with , being penniless , on the street , not knowing where my next meal 's coming from . what am i gon na do ? scott : i do n't know , sweetie . collect your oscar ? best supporting actress in her own drama ? [ scene_break ] marissa : now you 're just going to take your health for granted ? not follow up ? not do everything you can to stay healthy ? j.r. : i 'll make another appointment . marissa : well , what the hell 's wrong with this one ? oh , and please do n't tell me that you 're just so upset about us that you 're just giving up . you know , you are a lot of things , j.r. , but i 've seen more than i wanted of what you 're capable of , but being a quitter , sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself ? it 's not really your style . j.r. : skipping the checkup has nothing to do with self - pity . marissa : then what the hell is it ? what possible reason could you have ? j.r. : i 've been feeling tired lately -- weak . marissa : do you think the cancer 's back ? j.r. : i do n't know . marissa : so instead of finding out and doing something about it , you 're just going to do nothing -- hope it goes away ? j.r. : if i am sick -- i know that you 're angry right now , and you hate me -- but if there was ever a chance that we could get back together , i would n't want you to do it because you felt sorry for me because i was sick . [ scene_break ] scott : ok , look , if you want to work up a poor annie routine for whatever judge divorces you , by all means , but do n't practice on me . annie : i confided in you . scott : oh , yeah , sparing emma a penniless life on the streets ? you living in a dive motel ? no , annie , we both know you 're more resourceful than that . annie : ha ! you -- i lost everything . i had an armed marshal physically escort me out of my own home . scott : ha ha ! since when have you ever let a little thing like a man with a loaded gun scare you , huh ? you just took on a mugger . annie : this is n't funny , scott . i lost my home , and now you 've lost all my money . scott : oh , oh , oh , i lost all your money , huh ? well , i am so glad that you are alive to chew me out ! annie : what ? hey , what ? what ? you 're gon na leave me ? scott : no , i am -- i 'm taking you to the e.r . you got to get that ankle looked at . come on . annie : no . i 'm not going to the e.r . i 'm fine . ah ! scott : no . oh , ho ho ! uh - huh . uh - huh . hey , hey , hey , let me help you ! annie : go away . just leave me here . scott : what , alone , here ? so that the squirrels can steal the acorns you foraged for dinner ? annie : you 're a jerk . scott : and you 're a pain in the ass ! that ankle , it 's -- it needs to be wrapped up , so -- look , there 's some bandages at the house , ok ? annie : i ca n't go to the house . what if adam finds out that -- scott : adam ? adam ? adam will not find out , all right ? now , we 'll wrap your ankle , and then you will leave . and just maybe -- maybe you will stop yelling at me for letting that mugger get away with your purse . deal ? annie : deal . wh -- whoa ! ha ! what are you doing ? ha ! [ scene_break ] madison : hey . ryan : hey . madison : i was kind of surprised you called . i could have just come in a little bit early for my shift . ryan : yeah , well , um , i wanted to meet someplace other than the casino just in case you , um , you wanted to talk . madison : about what ? is something wrong ? ryan : i know -- about the rooms . that you sneak a key card , and you sleep in an empty room , different room every night . madison : i 'm sorry . if you want to fire me , i will understand . ryan : i do n't want to fire you . here . just until you get back on your feet , a room for you on the house . madison : no , i could n't . ryan : no . i want you to . madison : i would n't know how to pay you back . ryan : you just , you know , someday you 'll do something nice for me . ha ha . or better yet , do something for somebody else , and we 'll be even . madison : how can you be so kind to someone that you barely know ? ryan : madison , what is that ? madison : what ? it 's nothing . what ? hey ! ryan : who hit you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : who the hell does erica think she is ? so that 's it ? that 's it ? it 's done ? there 's no recourse ? jackson : erica met with bahia 's attorney , and they agreed to nullify your contract with them . greenlee : damn it ! jackson : look , greenlee , i am -- i 'm responsible for this . if i had n't left that contract on my desk , erica could never have done this to you . i am so , so sorry . greenlee : grr ! jackson : please , do n't you think you should take it a little easy ? greenlee : god , there 's got to be something that we can do . there 's got to be some way out of this . jackson : i do n't know what it would be . bahia 's not gon na move , because they 're scared to death that erica 's gon na sue them . greenlee : well , then you tell them that i 'm gon na sue them for not honoring the agreement they made with me . jackson : that 's not an option . your contract was never finalized . greenlee : because erica stole the documents ! she interfered in my business ! i want her arrested ! jackson : you ca n't have her arrested . greenlee : well , then i 'm gon na sue her on the grounds of torturous interference . i will take everything she has . jackson : greenlee , please , sweetie , will you just calm down , please ? greenlee : oh -- jackson : have a seat . i do n't want you to get excited about this . it 's not good -- greenlee : all this work i have to -- every amazing idea i 've had , all of this work , and now it 's dead . jackson : and again , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . greenlee : but it 's not so bad for you , right ? i mean , you 'll still get to celebrate with erica . jackson : now , look , look , let 's -- let 's be straight about this , ok ? i am just as upset about this as you are . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i know i do n't have any right to talk about us getting back together , not now . marissa : yeah , maybe not ever . j.r. : i know , but it does n't mean that i ca n't hope . ever since you walked out , all i 've done is hope for the day that you walk back in . if it makes a difference at all , my father had annie evicted . she 's gone for good . marissa : it does n't change what happened . j.r. : i know it does n't . marissa : just -- go to your appointment , ok ? j.r. : look , if the day ever comes , and we do get back together , i want it to be because you love me -- because we believe in us and our future , not because you feel sorry for some sick guy . marissa : you think if the cancer has returned , i would just drop everything and come back ? j.r. : i do n't want to find out . marissa : do you think that you really might be sick again ? j.r. : not a clue . marissa : so you 'd just rather not know ? j.r. : pretty much . marissa : well , as long as we 're being honest , you hurt me more than i have ever been hurt in my life , and a part of me ca n't imagine ever getting back together with you whether you 're sick or not . so not keeping this appointment is selfish and unfair . a.j . deserves to have a father who takes care of himself , who makes the effort to stay alive . j.r. : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . ahem . marissa : if you are sick -- i do n't know what i would do . but -- if i did n't come back , it would n't be because i did n't care . god , i did n't come back here to dredge all of this up again . i really just need to see a.j . j.r. : what the hell are you doing here ? scott : she 's hurt . j.r. : like hell she is . scott : she was mugged . j.r. : oh , yeah , right . annie : i told you this was a bad idea . scott : just let me wrap her ankle , ok , then we 're out of here . j.r. : my father had her evicted . scott : by one of the judges he plays golf with ? yeah , that will never hold up . j.r. : it 's in effect now . scott : come on , 15 minutes , man . show some decency , huh ? j.r. : my father might have put you in charge of chandler enterprises , but you are not in charge of this house . hell , you 're not even a real chandler . scott : and the real chandler in this room has done the family so much good . j.r. : all right , that 's it ! get out of my house ! scott : it 's not your house , j.r. , and annie 's staying . i 'm inviting her to move back in . [ scene_break ] erica : flowers ? how nice . for me ? david : not quite . they 're for greenlee . erica : oh . then you two are expecting ? david : that 's none of your business . erica : all right , i certainly understand that you 'd like to keep that happy news to yourselves for a little while . david : greenlee 's been working so hard lately , i thought i might brighten her day with a few flowers . i mean , after all , it looks like we 're not gon na get to spend much time with each other , at least until we celebrate her taking over fusion . erica : oh . david : `` oh `` ? what ? erica : well , i guess you just have n't spoken to greenlee recently . david : i spoke to her earlier today . why ? erica : well , i 'm sure she 'll tell you all about it . david : did you pull something , erica ? erica : did i pull something ? what i did is i did you a favor . you and greenlee , you are gon na have all that time together that you want . in fact , greenlee 's gon na have nothing but time . [ scene_break ] jackson : please . greenlee : just let me snap her in half . jackson : that wo n't get fusion back . greenlee : yeah , but i 'll feel so much better . ah ! how can this be happening ? i started fusion ! fusion is my company . now i could lose it ? jackson : babe , i know how important fusion is to you , but , greenlee , listen to me , it 's not everything , ok ? i mean , are n't there other important things in your life that you should be focusing on ? greenlee : my marriage to a man you hate ? jackson : perhaps there 's something else ? greenlee : what ? jackson : ok , erica told me about the pregnancy test . greenlee : what ? erica knows about the pregnancy test ? how does she know about -- jackson : and i know it 's a sensitive subject -- greenlee : she sticks her nose in every part of my business , even this ! jackson : that aside , are you pregnant ? greenlee : no , i 'm not . jackson : thank god . because if you were pregnant -- greenlee : with david 's child ? jackson : with any child , greenlee , given your history -- greenlee : it was a false alarm . ok ? crisis is over . [ scene_break ] ryan : madison , tell me what happened . who hit you ? madison : it 's just a bruise . ryan : i have seen enough shiners in my day to know something like that does n't just show up unless somebody actually puts it there . madison : no . i -- i was n't paying attention . i walked into a door . ryan : really ? with a nasty left hook ? madison : it was a door . this was great of you -- to want to help . but i do n't need it . i 'll be fine . [ when she walks away , ryan picks up madison 's cell phone ] [ scene_break ] scott : ok . annie : ah . j.r. : yeah , all in black and white . stamps and signatures in the right places . you 're incredible , you know that ? always working an angle . but i am surprised that scott fell for your crud again . scott : yeah , this bans annie from the house , all right . j.r. : glad you can read . scott : does n't mention the gatehouse . j.r. : you 've got to be kidding me . scott : no . it was my father 's , and now it 's mine . so you and adam can pay off all the judges that you want , but annie is perfectly free to stay at the gatehouse as my guest . j.r. : how naive are you ? annie 's been playing you ever since she stuck her tongue down your throat . scott : she needs a place to stay , i have the room . j.r. : yeah , nice big bed , too . annie : maybe scott is just showing some basic human decency , kindness , things you know nothing about . j.r. : i know enough about you , and whatever kind , decent thing scott does , you 'll repay the favor by sticking a knife in his back or -- tire iron . annie : you 're hateful . scott : ok , it 's settled , then . i will move back in here , and annie will stay in the gatehouse . and as long as the two of you stay on your own sides of the property , you never have to see each other . everybody happy ? ok . let 's look at that ankle , come on . ready ? annie : ah ! scott : ooh ! annie : ow , ow , ow ! scott : it 's already swelling . annie : yeah . scott : careful , careful , careful . j.r. : cynthia , it 's j.r . i 'm having some court orders sent over . it 's regarding my father 's wife . have legal take a look at it and get back to me just as soon as possible . marissa : what 's wrong ? j.r. : uh , just something i have to take care of . marissa : or just another reason to miss your appointment ? j.r. : this ca n't wait . marissa : yes , it can . you 're gon na go to that checkup . i 'm driving you there . [ scene_break ] jackson : i know this is none of my business , but as your father , i really hope you take all the steps necessary to make sure this does not happen again . greenlee : you 're right , it 's none of your business . jackson : it 's not just the medical issues i 'm concerned about , greenlee . look , whatever hayward has done for you , you know what he 's done to a lot of other people and to have a child with him -- greenlee : you know , the only reason i get to listen to all this is because david risked a hell of a lot to save me . when are you going to accept that ? jackson : i do ! he did , ok ? but that does n't mean you have to spend the rest of your life putting yourself through hell to say thank you ! greenlee : that 's it . this conversation 's over . jackson : oh , hey , you know what ? you 're a lot more like erica than you think . greenlee : wait . i ca n't just give up on fusion . i need your help . [ scene_break ] erica : since bahia cosmetics has backed out of the deal that greenlee strong- armed them into -- illegally , i might add -- it seems that greenlee no longer has the rights to her packaging design for fusion natural . so kind of hard to launch a product without packaging . david : ahh , so she 's out , and you think you win ? erica : i think maybe you should go home and hold her hand and offer her some sympathy and some suggestions as to another option that she should choose for her future , and please , take the flowers with you . that would be a really nice touch . david : erica , you crack me up . do you honestly believe greenlee 's just gon na curl up and cry over this ? erica : no . i think she 's gon na yell and scream and call me a bunch of names , and then she 's gon na realize that there is nothing more she can do . david : there 's always something more she can do . greenlee does n't give up , and i 'm gon na do everything in my power to help her . erica : well , i would expect nothing less . but sometimes , sometimes it 's really smart to just plain admit that all the bluster and the swagger and the threats just wo n't get you what you want . [ scene_break ] ryan : you , uh , you forgot this . uh -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to embarrass you . i really was just trying to help . that 's all . madison : i know . it 's just -- you 're so good . ryan : i 'm really not -- that good . i just -- i just saw a friend in trouble . can i just sit down , please ? madison : i 'm the last person you should be involved with . ryan : really ? does that have something to do with that eye of yours ? who hit you ? madison : i let myself get involved with the wrong man . ryan : your new boyfriend ? that 's who did this to you ? madison : no . ryan : do n't you cover for him 'cause i will drag his ass in jail so quickly . let 's get -- madison : no , ryan ! i ca n't do this to you . [ scene_break ] [ david gets into fusion 's elevator ] randi : these papers need to be signed . erica : poor david . he just got a little bad news about his wife . randi : what kind of bad news ? erica : well , let 's just say that we are gon na have a lot to celebrate at the gala . [ scene_break ] jackson : greenlee , i 'm not concerned about you -- greenlee : do n't worry ! i wo n't touch her . i promise . i just have to figure out a way to get back on top . the best way to do that would be the element of surprise , something that erica would n't see coming , because she 'd be so distracted . jackson : by me ? greenlee : erica stole my contract off your desk . please tell me you 're angry enough at what she did to help me . jackson : i am damned angry about it , but look , getting back at erica , i mean , taking a cheap shot , because she took a cheap shot is not the way to resolve this , greenlee . greenlee : you 're on her side . jackson : no , i am not on her side . i -- quite honestly , i do hope that whatever erica and i have going on works out . greenlee : that 's great . be switzerland . but at some point , you 're gon na have to make a choice , because this battle between erica and me will always get between the two of you , and if she wins , it 'll always be a problem for us . [ scene_break ] annie : j.r. 's gon na hate that we 're still here . scott : well , j.r. is gone , and it is only until the staff gets the gatehouse ready . you got that ? annie : yeah . ow . scott : sit , sit , sit . rest that ankle . ok . ah . i 'll have lucretia make you something . annie : scott -- thank you . again . for everything . you really are my knight in shining armor . scott : the fact is is that you saved uncle adam 's life . now you 've saved j.r. 's life . so despite everything that you have done , and you have done a hell of a lot , you deserve a break . i just have one request . annie : you name it . scott : yeah , cut the `` knight in shining armor `` line . i gave you a place to stay . you 're grateful . i get that . but do n't try to work me , annie . do n't try to butter me up because you think it 's gon na help you with j.r. and adam . annie : ok . promise . scott : i mean it , annie . we keep this real -- or you really will be looking for a new place to live . [ scene_break ] marissa : well , this is the room . j.r. : dr. jones is n't here yet . marissa : yeah , well , we 're so late you 're lucky she 's still keeping the appointment . j.r. : thanks for not letting me blow it off . dr. jones : j.r. and marissa , how are you ? j.r. : that 's what we 're here to find out . dr. jones : i was afraid you were n't going to show at all . j.r. : my wife made sure that i did n't miss it . dr. jones : we 'll be doing a comprehensive check - up , but first i have some lifestyle questions -- eating , sleeping , exercise habits -- so you 're welcome to stay for that . shall we get started ? [ marissa leaves ]
annie fights back when a mugger tries to take her purse in the park . as the mugger gets a stranglehold on her , scott chases him away , but annie is angry that he did n't get her purse , because it contained all the money she has in the world . after she whines that adam threw her out of the chandler mansion , scott takes her back there to wrap up her sprained ankle . when he sees annie back , j.r. goes ballistic and wants her gone immediately , but scott goes to bat for her and offers her the gatehouse to live in . marissa stops by the chandler mansion to visit a.j . and is surprised that j.r. is there instead of at the hospital for his check - up appointment . after yelling at him for neglecting his health , marissa convinces j.r. to go see his doctor , but she refuses to stay with him .
erica 's doppelganger : aah ! erica : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] kendall : right . i 'll be right there . griffin : what happened ? kendall : that was bianca . my mother was kidnapped . griffin : what ? kendall : yeah , they 've had her this whole time . and jackson got a ransom message . i 'm sorry . i have to go . griffin : yeah , of course . go . kendall : when she first disappeared , i thought maybe ricky had something to do with this . griffin : no , do n't jump -- kendall : what if i 'm right ? i ca n't help it . ricky killed zach . he 's the reason all of this is happening , and he used zach 's death to get close to us . of what if he did this ? what if he orchestrated another crisis to keep me close ? [ scene_break ] ricky : hmm . much better . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , how you feeling ? madison : no . i do n't want you in here . get out . woman on p. a. : dr. forest , dial 182 , please . dr. forest , please dial 1 - 1 - 8 . scott : how bad do you think it is ? greenlee : you heard what we heard . they 're trying to hold off labor . scott : we did this , you know . we -- we did this . ryan : what scott and greenlee did -- i 'm not crazy about it either , but scott genuinely cares about you . madison : there 's just this thing where greenlee got him out of prison and got him a job so that he 'd romance me . ryan : i know . but anybody that sees the guy can tell right away that he 's absolutely crazy about you . madison : i ca n't do this , not now . right now , all that matters is this baby , that she 's strong and healthy . aah ! ooh ! ryan : madison ? madison : uh , it 's not working . dr. kantor said the mag sulfate would slow the labor . the baby ca n't come now . it 's too soon . [ scene_break ] bianca : kendall 's on her way , and the cops are on it . jack : good . thanks . erica 's voice : i 'm so sorry for what i 've put you through , especially you , jack . i love you , and i would n't hurt you for anything in the world , especially when the only thing i dream about is coming home and being your wife again . [ scene_break ] erica : who the hell are you ? erica 's doppelganger : pretty good , right ? erica : you even sound a little like me . erica 's doppelganger : i can do better if i need to . erica : what is going on here ? erica 's doppelganger : i was n't ready , but it 's ok , 'cause now you can see the face behind the voice . erica : my face . my voice . erica 's doppelganger : imitation is the sincerest form of flattery . erica : who the hell are you and what do you want ? why do you have my face ? erica 's doppelganger : let go of me . erica : no , not until you tell me what 's going on here . erica 's doppelganger : now we have no time for questions , erica . you put this in motion , and now we have to do what we have to do . [ scene_break ] ryan : madison had another cramp . greenlee : a cramp or a contraction ? scott : it ca n't be a contraction . she 's 28 weeks . it 's too soon . ryan : doctor , the medication does n't seem to be working very well . dr. kantor : we 'll up the dosage . greenlee : will it stop the labor ? dr. kantor : that 's the goal . scott : is there anything that we can do ? dr. kantor : stress can trigger premature labor . the only thing you can do now for madison is to help keep her calm , which means no tension . can we do that ? scott : absolutely . greenlee : yes . ryan : yes , of course , we can . dr. kantor : good . good . i hear baby north is a little anxious to join us . madison : can you do something ? dr. kantor : everything i can . ryan : i 'm here with you , ok ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : so let 's give them their space . scott : i just hate that i can ' be in there with her . greenlee : i know . scott : hayward told her everything . i should have been the one to explain to her . i should have told her , no matter how it started , what we have is real . greenlee : she was n't in a place to listen , believe me . scott : greenlee , i was calling her when she crashed . she reached for the phone to turn it off . i do n't care if she hates me for the rest of her life , she never wants to talk to me , i just want her and the baby to be ok . greenlee : of course , you care if she hates you . you love her . listen , things may be bad between you two right now , but do n't give up . remind her of what you have together , how rare it is , how much it means to you . she 'll forgive you . scott : i should have told her . [ scene_break ] griffin : listen , i 'm the last person to defend ricky , but i do n't see what he 'd get out of kidnapping your mother . kendall : maybe you 're right . griffin : i 'll take that . you rarely give me that much . call me if you hear something about your mom . kendall : i will . griffin : ok . kendall : are you going somewhere ? griffin : yeah , according to the p.i . , ricky 's not in his room . kendall : no , no . griffin : listen , i 'll be in and out before he knows it . kendall : no , you ca n't do this . griffin : we need information . we 're stalled . kendall : when it 's safe . griffin : when it 's safe ? if i wait for `` it 's safe , `` i may never get it . kendall : griffin , please , just promise me you wo n't go . griffin : go , be with your sister . bring back your mother . kendall : no . i need a promise . that was not a promise , ok ? i need for you to tell me that you 're not gon na go and play cowboy . griffin : oh , ok . i promise . just like you promised you wo n't be alone with him . kendall : see ? i knnew you would use it against me . griffin : go . kendall : i knew it griffin : go . kendall : all right , just be careful . griffin : right back at you . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] colby : 921,863 hits on my latest video post , and it just keeps on growing . can you believe this ? asher , people actually care about what i have to say . i 'm totally genius . asher : and just think , it all started when that genius clicked the wrong button , and it went viral . colby : what is that supposed to mean ? asher : nothing . you 're a star . colby : ok , you 're just jealous because you 're like this little working busy bee . asher : all i 'm saying is that you do n't have to make it about tearing people down all the time . colby : i 'm the breakup queen . that 's what people want . asher : and what do you want , colby ? colby : i do n't go after anyone that does n't deserve it . people that claim to love me , they claim to be my friends , they ended up lying to me . asher : maybe you should just ease up . give people a chance . colby : and go back to 150 friends and 22 people following my tweets . no , thank you . asher : right . j.r. : hey . do i even want to know what that was about ? colby : no , but at least i have a topic for my latest video post . [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : i 've been treated well , but i 'm scared , jack . they want $ 10 million and no police . if the police are brought in , they have told me that they will hurt me . you 'll be contacted again with instructions about where to drop off the money . i know $ 10 million is a lot of money , but i want caleb to sell off cortlandt electronics ' overseas stakes in the quarries , because i think if they sell the quarries , then they 'll be able to come up with the $ 10 million . then i 'll be able to come home , and that 's all i want . that 's all i want , jack . i just want to be able to come home to you . i love you . caleb : jack , play that back , that last bit . right there . stop . erica 's voice : i know $ 10 million is a lot of money , but i want caleb to sell off cortlandt electronics ' overseas stakes in the quarries , because i think if they sell the quarries , then they 'll be able to come up with the $ 10 million . caleb : that 's it . jack : that 's what ? caleb : she 's just told us where she is . cortlandt does n't have anything to do with quarries anywhere , and she used the word `` quarry `` twice . jack : so we 're looking for a quarry and no police involved . bianca : well , it 's too late for that . [ scene_break ] erica : is the gun really necessary ? erica 's doppelganger : the last thing i want to do is use this , but you 've proven that you ca n't be trusted . i tried to be so good to you , erica . erica : you mean like kidnapping me and holding me prisoner ? why do you look like me ? who are you ? are we related ? erica 's doppelganger : i 'm a nobody . erica : you must have a name . erica 's doppelganger : jane doe . like i said , i 'm a nobody . erica : you 're even wearing my clothes . jane : today 's a big day . i wanted to look my best . erica : what 's so special about today ? jane : you know what they say . today is the first day of the rest of your life . is n't that special enough ? erica : is it special because you 're going to get the ransom today , and then i 'll be free ? jane : i told you , this has nothing to do with money . erica : then why did you force me to make that ransom message , especially at this late time ? jane : you made that call that changed everything , so now i have to make some changes , too . erica : what changes ? jane : you 'll see . [ scene_break ] bianca : i already called jesse about mom 's disappearance , and i talked to the police in st. barts , too . jack : call him back . tell him you made a mistake . tell him it was a false alarm . tell him anything , but we can not risk erica 's life by bringing the police in . caleb : i agree . bianca : so what , then ? jack : maybe if we can find out where this e - mail came from , we can find erica 's kidnapper . caleb : asher can help us with that . jack : yeah ? let 's go . bianca : i 'll stay here in case they call about a ransom . keep me posted . jack : we will . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] erica : what changes ? what plans ? are you gon na kill me ? jane : i would n't do that . i still need you . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . i got here as soon as i could . bianca : all this time -- kidnapped . i ca n't even imagine what she 's going through right now . kendall : listen to me . mom found a way to call , ok ? that means that she 's fighting . i know she 's gon na be he in no time . [ knock on door ] jack : asher , can you help ? asher : yeah , i should be able to pull up something in a minute . jack : there 's only 3 quarries in this area . if you can just narrow it down to one . caleb : jack , we 're gon na have to be prepared for anything if we go in there . jack : i know . we will be . asher : all right , i just got something . signal indicates that erica 's e - mail came from just be few miles north of here . i 've narrowed it down to a certain area , but -- jack : perfect . perfect . there 's an abandoned quarry there . all right , let 's go . caleb : thanks , asher asher : yep . i 'm coming with you . caleb : no , you 're not . asher : yes , i am . you 're gon na needy help if it gets dangerous . you 're gon na need backup . i can hack into the alarm system , and you guys can get in there . caleb : we need somebody on the outside in case something goes wrong , and i 'm not gon na put you in danger . asher : all right , fine . caleb : good . asher : if you need me -- caleb : i know , i know . thank you . j.r. : ah ! just the man i wanted to see . quarterlies . asher : there 's something i got ta do . j.r. : something more important than your job ? asher : caleb needs my help . j.r. : asher , ca n't let you do that . [ scene_break ] madison : our baby has to stay inside . she 's too little . ryan : even if for some reason they ca n't slow down the labor , premature babies are born al the time these days . look at ian . he was extremely premature , and he 's doing great . he 's running around like crazy . i ca n't even keep up with him . madison : why did i get in that car ? i was so upset . all i could think about was -- ryan : all right , try not to think about that now . just do your best to relax . remember what the doctor said , ok ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you doing ? scott : statistics on premature labor . survival rate something that 'll give madison hope , something positive she can hold onto . greenlee : computer printouts wo n't be able to fix this . scott : madison and that baby are the closest thing i 've had to a family since my father died . what am i gon na do , sit here and wait ? ca n't do that , especially since she wo n't even look at me . greenlee : i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] madison : this morning , i was so happy . so happy , dreaming about the baby and scott and the life we would have . ryan : you can still have that life . madison : everything changed when david told me what scott and greenlee did . everything i thought i knew -- ryan : you do know . you know . you have this baby . you love her more than anything , and she 's gon na love you . you know that . madison : i do . i do so much . i was so angry , so angry , and i grabbed greenlee . ryan : you grabbed greenlee ? when ? madison : ryan , i 'm really tired . she 's gon na be ok , right ? ryan : yeah , she 's gon na be ok . you rest , ok ? scott : hey , how is she ? ryan : she 's sleeping . scott : good . ryan : have you seen greenlee ? scott : she did n't say where she was going . ryan : i 'm gon na check with the doctor . call me if madison wakes up again . scott : yeah . [ scene_break ] erica : were you born looking like that ? are you a sister i did n't know i had ? [ buzzer ] erica : what 's that ? jane : not -- not yet . erica : what ? what 's going on ? jane : jackson . [ buzzer ] jane : jack really is smart , huh ? [ rapid buzzing ] jane : you two -- you got something amazing . he picked up on that hint you dropped during the ransom message . erica : i did n't hint at anything . jane : you said the word `` quarry `` twice . you told jack and the gang where you are , just like i thought you would . erica : you set me up ? jane : i know you , remember ? erica : so you wanted me to tell them where i was . you want them to find me . jane : just did n't realize it would be so fast . that 's love , i guess . erica : jack 's here ? jane : he will be . man , i 'm not ready for this , not yet . all this hard work , and now -- it 's ok . it 's cool . it 's cool . ok . [ scene_break ] asher : erica 's in trouble , and i might be able to help , ok ? j.r. : you do realize that this could be dangerous . asher : you sound exactly like caleb right now . he did n't want me to do it either . j.r. : why would you help caleb ? the father who dumped you a second after you were born , took off for 20 years , never looked back ? asher : he had his reasons , ok ? j.r. : so you 're gon na defend him , even after he knew you were his son ? i gave you a place to live . i gave you a job . hell , i gave you a family ! asher : i never forgot that , and i 'm grateful , but this is something that i need to do . colby : yeah , i could have told you that was gon na happen . mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] [ griffin sneaks into ricky 's room and looks at his computer ] [ scene_break ] kendall : my mom has been kidnapped . they want a ransom . ricky : that 's terrible . any clue where she is ? bianca : uncle jack and caleb are working on it . ricky : i know how scary this must be , but everything is gon na be all right , ok ? i 'm here for you , whatever you need . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'll let you know if i hear anything . thanks . greenlee : any news ? ryan : still waiting . greenlee : i 've been on the phone , scouting experts . whatever it takes , whatever it costs , we 'll fly them in from anywhere . we 're trying to make sure that madison and the baby are ok . ryan : you saw madison today before the accident . greenlee : yeah . i ran into her in the park . she just found out about scott from david . ryan : tell me what happened . greenlee : she was obviously very upset . she did n't know what to believe . ryan : she went after you . greenlee : i do n't blame her . she was in shock . she needed to vent . ryan : and how did it end ? greenlee : end ? ryan : well , how did the confrontation end ? greenlee : she grabbed me . i pulled away , and i just left . ryan : you left . greenlee : what is this , ryan ? are you accusing me of causing her accident ? is that it ? [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeping ] scott : i 've -- never been much of a praying kind of guy , but i 'm praying for you now , madison , for you and the baby because you 've become like my family already , you know . i want to make this right to you . i want to give you and the baby the life that you dreamed of , and i want to give you the life that you deserve , and i can do that . i can do that , madison , because i love you . [ scene_break ] jack : this facility is huge . we should split up . you 've got your cell phone , right ? caleb : i do . jack : you see anything , anything at all , caleb , you call me . caleb : all right . what are you doing here ? asher : thought you might need this . it tracks wi - fi and cell phone signals . caleb : i told you not to come . asher : do i ever listen to you ? caleb : all right , thanks . come on . [ scene_break ] erica : jack ! jack , i 'm here ! jane : he ca n't hear you . he 's all the way up there . erica : up there ? what are you talking about ? are we in a basement then ? a bunker ? jane : i can fix this . i 'm ready . i can be ready . erica : ready for what ? what is going on ? [ cell phone rings ] jane : what is it ? you sure ? all right , then , we have to spring it . erica : spring what ? what are you talking about ? jane : your rescuers are too close for comfort . [ scene_break ] ricky : what 's wrong ? kendall : i 'm sorry . bianca : it 's my fault . i just slammed the news about mom . she 's just really upset . ricky : that 's why i 'm here . i want to help . i have resources . bianca : that 's so great , but i think what we really need right now is just to be left alone . ricky : of course . it 's a family matter , right ? i respect your privacy . bianca : thank you . ricky : sure . i 'll wait in the hall . bianca : ok . `` wait in the hall `` ? that was his cue to leave . i 'm gon na go tell him . kendall : no , no , listen to me . it 's all right . it 's ok . bianca : i hate that he 's around you like this . kendall : i can handle him . bianca : i do n't want you handling anyone right now . i refuse to let some creep hover over all of us while we 're trying to find our mom . kendall : listen to me . i know this whole thing sucks . it sucks , but ricky has to believe that he is basically part of the family . bianca : ok , then i will give him a friendly , practically family heads up about an emergency . kendall : bianca -- bianca : ricky ! i just got a call from the miranda center . someone over there said something about a leak at the yacht club ? apparently they 're doing a room - to - room search to see where the source is . ricky : are you sure ? bianca : yeah , that 's what i heard . ricky : i really hate to leave you now , but -- bianca : she 'll be all right . kendall : you know what , i 'll be fine . i 've got my sister , so i will talk to you later . ricky : ok . i 'll wait to hear from you then . kendall : ok . bye . ricky : good - bye . bianca : i hate him being in your life . when is it gon na be over ? kendall : i do n't know , but i do n't have a choice . i need to do this if i 'm gon na bring him down for killing zach . i have to do this . bianca : ok . i 'm gon na call uncle jack and check in . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] griffin : oh , you sick son of a bitch . [ cell phone buzzes ) griffin : hi . kendall : where are you ? griffin : where do you think i am ? he 's neater than you think . kendall : ricky just left here . he 's gon na be there any minute . griffin : ok , i 'm almost done . kendall : griff , get out of there now . griffin : a few more minutes . kendall : please promise me you wo n't take any chances . i want a real promise . griffin : you got it . kendall : griff ! [ latch clicks ] [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm not trying to point fingers . i 'm trying to figure out what 's going on here . we are where we are . yeah , i 'm sad . i 'm hurt that you did n't have faith in us , in me , to be honest with me from the very beginning . the months that madison had to hide this pregnancy like it 's a dirty , little secret instead of something to be celebrated . greenlee : i was wrong . ryan : we should have been there for madison . we should have been able to give her the help that she really , truly needed . and do n't put that all on scott , because i should have been there from the beginning , greenlee . greenlee : and i will make it up to you . i will prove that you can trust me again . i will help any way that i can . ryan : right now i just want to think about that little girl and her mom and the fact that her mom 's been through hell and that i 've missed so much already . i 've missed the first heartbeat . i 've missed the first sonogram , the first kick . i 've missed all that , but -- ' i 'm just gon na focus on the things i am gon na do with my new little beautiful baby girl . greenlee : and you will . we all will . madison and this baby are gon na get through it . and we 're all gon na help raise this little girl together . [ scene_break ] scott : how you feeling ? madison : i told you , i do n't want to see you . scott : will you just please give me two minutes ? madison : my baby 's in trouble . you want to talk ? scott : i do n't want to make you upset . madison : then leave . scott : please , just do n't shut me out . madison , you 're upset , and you have every right to be . please , do n't write me off . do n't write us off , because what we have , what we are has nothing to do with greenlee or any stupid deal that she made with me , nothing at all . madison : you got a job out of it . it 's too bad you had to hold the pregnant woman 's hand . scott : i loved holding that hand . i loved every bit of it . madison : do n't . scott : please , will you listen to me for once ? there 's nothing , there 's no deal , no job that means more to me than you do . then and now . that 's the truth . [ scene_break ] jane : this is not the way i wanted it to happen . erica : then set me free , and we 'll figure it out . jane : it 's not an option . erica : but you said yourself jack is here . that means the police are probably here , too . if you let me go , you 'll save yourself . jane : will you stop talking ? i 'm trying to thin i have to think . i do n't have much time . erica : no , you do n't , and i need to get out of here now . [ scene_break ] asher : what 's this ? [ beeping ] caleb : i do n't know , but it does n't look good . [ scene_break ] jack : erica ! erica , you in there ? erica , can you hear me ? [ scene_break ] scott : i thought prison was bad , but it does n't compare to seeing what this whole thing has done to you . i do n't even think i can articulate how sorry i am for hurting you like this . you are the best thing that has ever happened to me . all i ever wanted was to be that for you . madison : it was a lie . scott : no , madison . in the beginning it was a lie , but as soon as i got to know you , everything we 've had has been real . the friendship , the laughs , everything has been real . madison : why should i believe you ? scott : because madison , i think deep down in your heart you know . you know how i feel about you . you know that i was not pretending . all the silly little things we did ? and all those late - night runs to satisfy the cravings ? we 're living in an apartment that 's so small that if we both tied our shoes at the same time , we 'd bang heads ? we were happy . happy . madison , and those moments , those memories , that 's who we are . please , madison , i 'm asking you to remember that because i love you , and i do n't want to lose you . that 's right . i love you . dr. kantor : how are you feeling ? [ rapid beeping ] madison : what 's that ? what 's wrong ? dr. kantor : baby 's heart rate is dropping . [ scene_break ] kendall : all right , i have an idea that might help bring mom home . bianca : tell me . i 'll help . kendall : no , i need to do this myself . i 'll check it out . if it 's doable , i will let you know . i promise . call me if there 's any update , anything ? bianca : yeah , of course . kendall : ok . you 're the best . ok . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] ricky : who the hell was here ? [ scene_break ] [ beeping ] asher : is this what i think it is ? [ beeping continues ] jack : what the hell is that ? caleb : we have to get out of here . asher : wait -- caleb : no ! now ! [ rapid beeping ] [ explosion ] [ scene_break ] kendall : griffin , where the hell are you ? i 've been calling you . i 've left you messages . why are n't you answering me ? where are you ? are you here ? come on , damn it . where are you ? [ door opens ] griffin : hey . kendall : good . oh , thank god . griffin : ooh . [ scene_break ] bianca : what are you doing here ? ricky : i just thought you might want to know there was no leak , since you seemed so concerned . bianca : i 'm so glad to hear that . ricky : yeah ? really ? 'cause i was thinking that -- i do n't know -- just maybe you were trying to keep me away from your sister . [ scene_break ] dr. kantor : fetal heart rate is still falling . madison : what does that mean ? ryan : is the baby in danger ? dr. kantor : the drop is significant . nurse : yes , dr. kantor ? dr. kantor : get o.r . 1 prepped . nurse : yes , doctor . madison : what 's happing ? dr. kantor : we have to take the baby . we ca n't wait . madison : no , it 's too early . dr. kantor : it 's our best option . ryan : it 's gon na be ok . this baby is strong and healthy . she just wants to see her mommy sooner , that 's all . it 's gon na be ok . dr. kantor : we 'll do everything we can . everything . i 'm sorry . you gentlemen are gon na have to stay here . ryan : we 've both been approved to be in the delivery room . dr. kantor : there 's be a change of plans . you need to wait here . [ scene_break ] jack : caleb ? asher ! erica ? [ a woman 's hand lies in the ruins ]
erica is more than a little surprised when she comes face to face with herself . kendall gets a call that erica was kidnapped . kendall blames ricky . scott goes to see madison , but she makes him leave . greenlee and scott are completely beside themselves over ryan and madison bonding over the baby . ryan tries to assure madison that scott is crazy over her . madison has a contraction . jack , bianca , and caleb watch the video of erica . erica confronts the woman who kidnapped her while jane holds a gun on her . ryan tells the doctor that the medicines are n't working . ryan vows to stand by madison . scott wants to be with madison . greenlee urges him not to give up on him and madison . griffin tries to relieve kendall 's worries that ricky kidnapped erica . kendall begs griffin not to go to ricky 's room . colby checks the hits on her website and is surprised that people want to hear what she has to say . colby tells asher that she is the `` breakup queen . `` asher urges her to give people a chance . j.r. comes in as asher bolts from the room . caleb realizes that erica is being held at a quarry . erica tries to talk to jane who tells her that she put this plan into motion but now has to make some changes . jack tells bianca to call the police back and tell them that she made a mistake . erica asks jane if she is going to kill her . ricky arrives to help kendall and bianca . jack gets asher to help them find erica . caleb refuses to put asher in danger . j.r. refuses to let asher help caleb . ryan tries to calm madison down so they can stop her labor . scott tries to find a way to help madison . madison tells ryan what happened between her and greenlee . an alarm goes off which alerts jane that jack is close . jane picks up on the clue that erica gave jack about where she is being held . j.r. orders asher not to do anything for caleb . colby listens to their conversation . griffin sneaks into ricky 's hotel room . he is disturbed by what he finds on ricky 's computer .
david : answer me , damn it ! did you have an abortion ? griffin : if you do n't leave , i 'm calling the cops . david : tell me ! griffin : you son of a bitch ! cara : stop ! yes , i had an abortion ! david : you killed our baby ? cara : you shot jr at point - blank range . you told the police you were sorry he was n't dead . how could anyone want a child of yours after that ? [ scene_break ] jr : who shot me , mom ? [ monitor beeping ] dixie : maybe i should , uh , get the doctor , okay ? [ sniffles ] jr : why do you need a doctor to tell me who shot me ? dixie : i just think it would be better if she were here right now , okay ? just give me a second . excuse me . um , would you ask a nurse to please find dr. hubbard right away ? thank you . [ scene_break ] aj : are you ready for me to whup your ass at `` war demons `` ? miranda : you are the greatest friend i 'll ever have . now prepare to die . aj : all right . thank you . miranda : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] zach : i meant to call you . sorry , i got all caught up on the project . bianca : it 's okay . i just assumed you were busy . zach : you look troubled . what 's going on ? bianca : it 's miranda . i need your help with her . zach : sure . do me a favor , sit down . i got to make one phone call . bianca : okay . zach : okay . chase , it 's slater . do me a favor . find out who owns this website . youreveryfantasy.org . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ whimpering ] vlad : all healed up . no marks or bruises , just like you asked . uri : good for her ... and you . cassandra : what do you want from me ? ! uri : relax , cassandra . no one wants to hurt you . cassandra : please , just let me go ! uri : come . sit down . you are shaking . cassandra : please , i promise i wo n't tell anyone i was here . uri : i am going to get you some more of those pills , help you relax . cassandra : i do n't want any more pills ! uri : you will need them when you get up on stage . such ... beautiful girl . cassandra : [ whimpers ] uri : men are going to go wild over you . cassandra : [ groans ] do n't touch me ! uri : this attitude wo n't help . you need to know how to perform and -- and be really nice ... to customer . [ scene_break ] angie : what do you mean , you do n't know what happened to cassie ? megan said you were the one who bought the ticket for her ? jesse : i did ! angie : then where is she ? jesse : [ sighs ] she 's missing , angela . angie : missing ? ! what -- y - y - you mean as in she never got on the plane ? jesse : well , i checked with the airline , and her boarding pass was scanned . angie : so what happened ? did the plane get stuck somewhere ? jesse : no , she made it here to pine valley . i just have not heard from her since . angie : what happened to her ? jesse : angela -- angie : just tell me , jesse ! jesse : [ sighs ] she 's been taken . angie : [ gasps ] [ scene_break ] david : how could you punish an innocent child for my sins ? [ pager beeps ] cara : i 'm fine . griffin : if you touch her ... i 'll kill you . david : i thought i loved you . cara : [ voice breaking ] i thought we were going to be happy . you , me , and the baby . but when you shot jr , i realized you were not the man that i thought you were . and i knew any child of yours would be connected to your crimes forever , and i could n't let that happen . i could not let our child grow up with a murderer for a father . [ scene_break ] zach : so these kids thought , because you 're a lesbian that -- bianca : that miranda must be gay , too . zach : [ groans ] bianca : yeah . she was humiliated , devastated . zach : so , who is this guy , the -- the kid ? the ringleader ? maybe i should have a chat with him ? bianca : no . you roughing him up is not gon na help miranda . if anything , it 'll just make her feel worse . [ sighs ] zach : there are some ignorant people out there . bianca : yes , there are . god , i did n't think anything could be worse than when i came out . but seeing your own kid hurting because of who you are ? i keep telling myself , as hard as it is for miranda now , with a mother who 's a lesbian , at least they 're not going after her for who her father was . zach : 'cause they do n't know . bianca : because of that gag order that you and my mom worked so hard to get . but with the internet ... there are no secrets . i dread the day miranda finds out . zach : what my brother did to you ... [ sighs ] but for miranda to discover that she is the product of rape ... bianca : it would destroy her . [ scene_break ] miranda : yes ! in your face ! aj : come on , one more . if you kick my ass again , then you 'll be official champion . miranda : oh , but wait . i already am official champion . i think i 'm going to enjoy the title for a while . besides , it 's late , and you have got practice in the morning . aj : [ scoffs ] yeah . [ sighs ] miranda : what 's up ? you 're not mad i beat you ? aj : no . um ... i just -- i remember when i got this . it was the first game my dad ever took me to . [ scoffs ] it was a great day . i remember he was so excited to teach me about the game . and i was so excited to learn , 'cause i saw how happy it made him . [ chuckles ] yeah . it was a great day . miranda : well , maybe you can take it with you next time you visit him . i know that 's where you went when you said you were going on the coffee run . aj : i had to pick up medical release forms . miranda : it 's okay , aj ! he 's your dad . you want him in your life . hell , i do n't even have a dad , and i still miss having one around . aj : you know because of my dad , our family was blown apart . you , me , your mom , and marissa . miranda : i know . i hate what happened , too . we were really happy back then . but , look , we ca n't change it , and at least you still have a dad . aj : yeah , i 'm not so sure . miranda : come on ! aj : i 'm serious . the guy 's been in a coma for five years , and every time i go and visit him , i do n't think about what it 'd be like if he wakes up . i think about how i wish it 'd been different before ... when he was awake . [ scene_break ] dixie : i still do n't understand why you 're here and not dr. hubbard . griffin : she could n't be reached . do n't worry . i 've been kept abreast of your son 's condition since he was brought in . dixie : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to offend . griffin : you did n't . jr , can you tell me the last thing you remember before you lost consciousness ? jr : um ... marissa ? yeah , she , um , wanted me to do something . i - i - i - i do n't remember what . you know , i - i -- she was angry with me , you know , 'cause i did n't do it . is she still angry with me ? is that why she 's not here ? dixie : just do n't stress yourself trying to remember . jr : you know , i just -- i just -- [ sighs ] i just want to know where i stand with people . you know , hell -- i do n't even know why i 'm in here . and why you wo n't tell me ! griffin : jr , because we do n't know if the root of you blocking out this memory is psychological or physical , we should wait till we get back the results of the tests dr. hubbard had requested . we should get them any minute now . jr : these results are gon na tell me why i do n't remember and when i can expect to ? griffin : that is what we 're hoping . [ monitor beeping ] jr : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] angie : what do you mean she was taken ? jesse : [ sighs ] angie : what -- you do n't -- you do n't mean ... she was kidnapped ? ! jesse : in a way , yes . angie : but why would you think that ? jesse : because all the clues are pointing in that direction , baby . angie : okay . so then what 's the problem ? i mean , give the person who took her whatever they want ! get the cash out of our retirement ... jesse : baby -- angie : our pension -- i do n't care ! jesse : baby , baby ! angie : what did the ransom note say ? ! how much are they asking for ? jesse : there was no ransom note . angie : what do you mean , there was no ransom note ? ! kidnappers do n't just take someone unless they expect something in return ! jesse : well , this is not your typical kidnapping . angie : you 're confusing me . look , just tell me who took her . does she know them ? do we ? jesse : well , this is what we 're trying to find out . angie : `` we `` ? jesse : zach and me . angie : what -- the pine valley police ca n't handle it ? jesse : [ voice breaking ] this looks like a pretty big operation . angie : what does that mean ? ! please , jesse ! just tell me what 's going on ! who took my daughter ? jesse : baby ... [ sighs ] zach and i are afraid that cassandra was taken by ... sex traffickers . angie : [ gasps ] oh ! oh , you ca n't do this ! no ! no , no ! oh , my god ! oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] cassandra : i 'm not the kind of girl you want for this . uri : you 're perfect . cassandra : i do n't know how to perform . my parents -- they were , uh -- they were really strict . i was n't even allowed to date until i was 16 ! i ca n't do what you want ! i do n't have a lot of experience ! uri : are you trying to tell me you virgin ? cassandra : [ nods ] uri : hard to believe at your age , and i doubt it 's true , but ... maybe we can sell it . men pay a lot more for pleasure of first time . [ scene_break ] david : you have no idea what you 've done . cara : i know exactly what i 've done . i 've stopped your dark and twisted legacy for good . david : what happened to you ? how did you become so cold , so callous , that you could just throw away your own baby ? cara : if i had to do it all over again ... i would do exactly the same thing . david : i do n't even know you . cara : well , i do n't want to know you , okay ? not anymore . so why are you back here in pine valley , huh ? david : oh , my god . cara : because everybody was finally getting past everything that happened . and you come back here , and you open up all these wounds . david : what about my wounds , huh ? ! i lost everything ! there 's not a day that goes by that i do n't miss my daughter ! cara : you shot her ! david : because of jr ! i was trying to stop him from hurting a roomful of people ! cara : [ laughs ] so that makes you the hero ? david : oh , come on ! you know that 's true . everyone does ! i mean , it all comes back to jr . because of that bastard , my daughter is dead . and because of that bastard , you aborted our baby . cara : jr had nothing to do with it . i aborted our child because of you ! [ scene_break ] jr : [ grunts ] intern : we 're doing some blood work . i 'll have him back shortly . dixie : thank you . jr : no , thank you ... for being here . i know i do n't remember everything , but i know what 's important ... like you . dixie : oh , my baby . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm thinking i should tell her before she has to hear it from someone who 's trying to hurt her . zach : maybe we should tell her together . bianca : yeah , i might just take you up on that . zach : good . [ cell phone chimes ] zach : [ groans ] all day . i 'm sorry . i got to go . bianca : it 's okay . thank you for listening . zach : i meant what i said . call me when you 're ready . bianca : okay . i will . zach : kiss the girls for me . bianca : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] miranda : tonight was -- i 'll never forget it . aj : yeah , it turned out okay . miranda : `` okay `` ? it -- it turned out amazing ! uh , i wish -- i wish i knew what to tell you about your dad . aj : you know , there 's nothing to say . miranda : aj , he 's still alive , which means you still have a chance to make things right with him . aj : yeah , i guess . miranda : just remember -- no matter what -- you 've got me , and i 've got you . that 'll never change . aj : later ? miranda : okay . [ scene_break ] [ slow music playing ] uri : begin . cassandra : i told you . i do n't know how . uri : you will learn . one piece at a time . you are only making this harder for yourself . cassandra : i ca n't ! uri : do it ! cassandra : [ whimpers ] [ crying ] uri : is that all you can do , you are no good to me . cassandra : you 're just wasting your time . please , just let me go ! uri : you 're not going anywhere ! now again ! with feeling . [ pours liquor ] cassandra : [ crying ] uri : drink this . it 'll help loosen you up . cassandra : i do n't want it ! no ! [ choking ] uri : now move ! cassandra : [ crying ] [ music continues ] [ scene_break ] angie : my baby ! my baby ! we have to find her . jesse : zach and i , we 're following every single lead that we have , baby . angie : do you have any idea where she is ? jesse : no , not yet . but i 've called in the fbi , ice , and i 've got people looking for her everywhere -- in every airport , every terminal . officer : mr. hubbard , that girl you brought in ? she 's waking up . angie : what girl ? jesse : i 'll explain later . angie : is she connected to cassie ? does she know her ? jesse : i want to find this out , baby , okay ? can you -- can you just wait for me right here ? i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] cara : [ crying ] [ door opens ] griffin : what -- did you think i was david ? cara : no , i do n't think he 's gon na be coming anywhere near me , not after i admitted to the abortion . griffin : i 'm glad you stuck to the lie . cara : well , i knew he was n't going to let up if i did n't , so if that 's what i needed to do , so be it . griffin : so , does this mean you wo n't be sticking around pine valley any longer ? cara : um ... i promised mackenzie that i 'd see her through the chemo , so ... once she 's in the clear ... then i 'll go . griffin : you did the right thing . cara : i know i did . griffin : so , since you will be sticking around , would you mind helping me with another patient -- jr chandler ? cara : yeah ! yeah . i 've , uh , checked in on him a few times . what 's going on ? griffin : he came out of his coma . cara : really ? griffin : [ chuckles ] cara : david said he thought he was coming out of his coma , and nobody believed him . griffin : for once , david has n't lied . cara : so , jr . how is he doing ? how is his memory ? is he coherent ? griffin : he 's pretty good , except for the night of the shooting . as far as that goes , he 's drawing a blank . cara : okay , that 's not unusual for patients to block out a traumatic event . griffin : would you mind looking at some results of the tests angie had run ? cara : uh , thanks . um ... has she seen these yet ? griffin : i ca n't find her . i 've texted her , called her . she 's not responded . cara : well , that 's not like her at all . griffin : unh - unh . [ scene_break ] [ up - tempo music playing ] zach : [ grunts ] man : hey , watch it ! zach : [ slurring ] i do n't want any trouble . sorry . man : wait your turn like the rest of us . zach : i know . i 'm sorry . man : maybe you left it in the car ? man : no , it was right here . man : was that before or after we did those shots ? man : ca n't get in without the bar code . zach : uh , is this it right here ? man : oh , yeah . thanks , man ! zach : uh , okay . have fun in there . man : [ chuckles ] [ music continues ] [ scene_break ] angie : was she taken by the sex traffickers , too ? jesse : baby , you need to let me do my job . angie : no , i want to talk to talk to her , too ! i need to know if she 's seen cassie ! jesse : angela , please . this girl was barely conscious when we found her . i do n't want to overwhelm her with too many people in the room . i need her to feel safe with me , so she will open up , let me know what happened , okay ? nobody comes in until i say so . [ door closes ] jesse : hey , there . remember me ? i - i - i 'm the guy that brought you here , okay ? my name is jesse hubbard . i 'm the chief of police here in pine valley , and i want to help you . can you tell me who did this to you ? amy : i do n't ... jesse : take your time , sweetheart . it 's okay . it 's okay ! [ scene_break ] [ slow music playing ] cassandra : [ crying ] uri : see how much easier it is when you stop fighting ? blouse . take it off . cassandra : [ crying ] please . please do n't make me . uri : do it . cassandra : [ crying ] please ! i just want to go home ! uri : ca n't go home now , sweet girl . it 's time to go to work . cassandra : [ crying ] no . [ scene_break ] angie : look , i am a doctor . and that girl needs to be examined . officer : chief hubbard said no one was allowed . jesse : i 'll take it from here . angie : what did she say ? jesse : [ sighs ] she is so out of it , she could barely look at me , much less answer questions . angie : jesse , we do n't have time to wait ! she has to tell us where cassandra is now ! jesse : angela , please . [ door opens ] angie : [ crying ] [ scene_break ] dixie : i just got your text that the test results are in . griffin : your son is suffering from what we call retrograde amnesia . dixie : tell me what that means . cara : the bullet affected the part of jr 's brain that allows him to store recent memories as opposed to those in his more distant past . griffin : which would explain why he would remember you but not the shooting or events surrounding it . dixie : but he will remember eventually , wo n't he ? cara : well , we hope so . but you need to prepare yourself . people who suffer from type type of amnesia often experience dramatic personality changes . dixie : how dramatic ? griffin : well , very often , the patient can exhibit traits or behaviors that are quite different from what he would have shown before the coma . [ scene_break ] jr : hello . aj : hi . jr : can i help you ? aj : you do n't -- you do n't know who i am , do you ?
cara continues to lie to david about their baby , claiming she had an abortion , because he shot marissa and jr . dixie looks for help with jr , but angie ca n't be reached . jessie gives angie bad news about cassandra . cassandra is pressured to perform . miranda thanks for aj for her special night . griffin is called away , leaving david and cara alone . bianca and zach talk about miranda being bullied . they talk about telling her the truth about how she was conceived .
reggie : i ca n't wait to see miss thing all done up . it 's time for the fusion teen scam - athon . jamie : and danielle still has no clue that it 's totally bogus ? reggie : no clue . she 's so excited and everything , it 's so funny . jamie : not when she sees the hippest look for fall 2004 . reggie : no , you mean fool 2004 . nobody punks reggie without , you know , getting super outdone . [ music plays ] maggie : gentlemen , put your hands together for the hottest contender for fusion 's teen girl ! come , come , come . [ maggie laughs ] jamie : whoo ! yeah ! [ scene_break ] anita : i know i 'm not paying your pi bill , but i really need to know . just tell me that bobby and erica are n't involved . aidan : listen , i 'd love to tell you everything about vegas , and i will . but -- edmund : aidan , is that you ? get in here , you limey goon . and you better bring a pint with you ! aidan : you heard the man . i 've got to check in . but i 'll catch you later . edmund : well , i 'm the one that got cut open . you look like hell . what 's going on ? aidan : i got to hide . edmund : what ? whoa , whoa , whoa -- i 'm sorry , pal , but i got this bed through next week . aidan : well , then you 've got to stop me before i break anita 's heart because her husband is a lying skeeve . [ scene_break ] ryan : here we are . greenlee : 103 -- that 's me . ryan : only until you 're mrs. lavery . greenlee : that 's right -- mrs. lavery . ryan : i ca n't wait . you ? greenlee : no cold feet here . ryan : good . then i 'll meet you at the spot . greenlee : i 'll be the one in white . ryan : i 'll see you there . greenlee : yeah . ryan : ok . greenlee : see you . ryan : let me get that . [ scene_break ] simone : yeah , well , i just hope ryan is as ready to dance on this cliff as you are . kendall : simone , you can bet the moon on it . this is exactly what ryan has always wanted , and i 'm finally ready to do it ! simone : yeah . kendall : so , yes , yes -- so turn up the music and point me to the nearest precipice . simone : why does that scare me ? kendall : do n't worry . the hard part is already over . now , all we have to do is find out what room ryan is in and give him the surprise of his life . simone : yeah , just as long as nobody goes over the edge . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you doing here ? greenlee # 2 : what are you doing here ? that 's the real question . greenlee : nothing that would warrant a visit from jiminy cricket . i 'm marrying ryan . greenlee # 2 : good choice . greenlee : for the perfect wedding . greenlee # 2 : sadly , nothing 's perfect . greenlee : hmm . a lot you know . i 'm about to enjoy the first pain - free marriage in history . greenlee # 2 : sorry to use this kind of language , but that 's a crock ! greenlee : i 'm all about the truth now , remember ? greenlee # 2 : hmm . nice try . but you ca n't fool me . greenlee : i 'm not trying to fool anyone , especially you -- myself . ryan and i are made for each other as friends . as mr. and mrs . mogul , we 'll be sublime . greenlee # 2 : so it 's business ? greenlee : and fun and adventure . greenlee # 2 : anything else ? greenlee : that 's all i 'm looking for right now . greenlee # 2 : you want more . what happens if ryan never realizes your lips are for kissing ? if he never realizes your skin is like silk ? what happens if , in a flash of moonlight , he does n't lose himself in your limpid , brown eyes , you know , the way you want him to ? what then ? greenlee : i can handle it . i can . i know what i 've signed on for . we even had it notarized . greenlee # 2 : all you 're doing is setting yourself up for the heartbreakers of all heartbreak . greenlee : you 're just peeved because this is n't the wedding of your dreams . greenlee # 2 : you mean your dreams . `` when i grow up , i 'll fall in love with my very own prince -- or maybe a captain , like aunt doris -- and we 'll have the biggest , most beautiful wedding ever . but we wo n't even notice it , because we 'll only have eyes for each other . `` greenlee : i was a kid when i wrote that crock . now i 'm all grown up , and this is exactly what i want . greenlee # 2 : please . if you 're still palsies with ryan in six months , you 're going to fall apart like a used pacer . keep it real , greenlee . you know you love the man . [ scene_break ] announcer : welcome to the thousand islands castle channel , your voice of the good life and the voice of your heartland . and now a message from our sponsor . ryan 's voice : are you out of your mind , lavery ? what the hell are you doing with greenlee du pres ? you 're supposed to marry kendall hart ! [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , oh , excuse me . man : yes , may i help you ? kendall : yes , can i have ryan lavery 's room , please ? man : ah , mr. lavery . he has two rooms , but he should be in 203 . kendall : great , ok . separate rooms . you see ? simone : ok . man : if you 're here for the ceremony and wish to stay for the night , i 'd be happy to book you a room -- or two . the bride 's room has a beautiful view , and it will be available directly after the wedding if you 'd like to reserve it . kendall : a wedding ? no , no , i 'm sorry , there must be some mistake . man : no , there 's no mistaking those two . kendall : so ryan lavery and greenlee du pres -- they 're getting married ? man : and not a moment too soon , if you know what i mean . ma'am , are you all right ? [ scene_break ] reggie : check you out , girl ! do n't you look all nice and stuff ? maggie : i know ! is n't she hot ? reggie : tsss ! you 's on fire , girl ! jamie : now , this is cutting edge . you are so fusion . i mean , the others might as well drop out now . maggie : hmm . jamie : way to go , mags . maggie : i know . is n't this , like , the makeover of the century , or what ? danielle : `` or what . `` reggie : wait a minute . what 's with the attitude ? i thought you liked fashion . danielle : i 've been hit with the ugly stick . maggie : fyi , my friend -- this is totally cool . danielle : no offense , but you 're not exactly a big wheel around here . maggie : what is that supposed to mean ? danielle : where 's simone ? did she approve this mess ? reggie : oh , why else would you be wearing this ? danielle : look , i know what 's what , and there 's no way the experts at fusion think girls my age are going to rock this , ever . it 's so not fusion . reggie : look , i do n't really like fashion or anything , but simone says that every girl on the streets is going to be wearing this come christmas . jamie : yeah , and she was just wearing the same thing the other day . reggie : there you go . danielle : then she can wear it today . reggie : no , wait , wait . where are you going ? danielle : y'all sound for real , but until one of the fusion girls say this is n't a mistake , i 'm out of here . [ elevator doors open ] reggie : no , danielle , hold on , wait -- mia : what is going on here ? can i help you ? danielle : you sure can . this is you , right ? you help run this place ? mia : uh , i try . danielle : then tell me -- is this the look for fusion 's new teen girl ? [ music plays ] mia : the -- uh -- new miss fusion teen girl ? danielle : well , is it ? mia : uh -- no , no . definitely not . ahem . well -- now , that -- that -- that 's the -- that 's the miss fusion teen right there , yeah . danielle : hmm ? are you for real ? mia : yeah . yeah , i 'm always real . danielle : you approve of this clown suit ? mia : well , i was n't actually in on the planning stages for the miss fusion teen girl project , but this would be a look that we 're definitely considering . reggie : see ? you heard yourself . it 's a go . mia : mm - hmm . jamie : yeah . mia , this is danielle frye , the girl i was telling you about . she 's perfect for the fusion teen girl . mia : yeah , i -- i would n't have picked a better one . danielle : nice to meet you . mia : nice to meet you . maggie : all right , guys . well , let 's get rolling . you know what ? get your purse , because we 're going to be late . danielle : for what ? maggie : the official viewing . danielle : say what ? reggie : this is your big shot . it 's either make it or break it time . is n't that right , mia ? jamie : mia -- yeah , let me answer that . mia : oh , yeah , please , be my guest . jamie : ok . it 's kind of like a cross between a focus group and a rollout . reggie : and , you know , all the big companies do focus groups . jamie : yeah . fusion wants you out there , so we 'll take you out to the hippest hot spot and see what reaction you get . maggie : yeah , you know , for your peer group . because fusion wants to make sure the response is good before they take it nationwide . danielle : nationwide ? reggie : yeah . you 're in the big time now . let 's see if you got the chops for it . danielle : i 'm down with it . i might owe you bigtime . you think on that while i get my purse . singer : driving me insane but we ca n't deny what we 're feeling inside jamie : yes ! reggie : mia , you were so great . thank you . jamie : totally believable . mia : does anybody want to clue me in here ? because i may not know everything that goes on in this company , but there is no fusion teen girl , and i do n't know anybody who would want to look like that on purpose . reggie : is n't it great ? it 's payback for , you know , a little something- something danielle played on me earlier , so -- mia : oh . jamie : yeah , simone was cool with it , but she kind of bailed on us . so you 'll keep it quiet , right ? mia : oh , yeah , i 'll do better than that . i 'm coming along . somebody has to protect fusion 's interests , if it 's not already too late . maggie : look at you . you all set ? danielle : as ready as i 'll ever be . reggie : is n't that my cute little fusion teen girl ? yes , it is . yes , it is . [ scene_break ] maria : hey , there . anita : oh , hi . maria : what do you mean , `` oh , hi `` ? what 's wrong ? anita : it 's -- it 's me . maria : what ? well , is there anything i can do to help ? anita : do n't kill me . edmund had a session with his physical therapist , and he threw the pt out on his butt ! he said that he did n't want the blinds open , he did n't want the lights on . he did n't want to cooperate . and so i went ballistic on him . i totally reamed him out . i mean , i really let him have it . maria : you did ? you did all that ? anita : yeah . i mean , what was i thinking ? i went off on a guy who 's -- who 's never going to walk again , who 's going through more pain than i can imagine . i mean , he has every right to feel sorry for himself , and what did i do ? maria : you turned into papa . anita : ugh , worse ! [ maria laughs ] anita : what are you smiling at ? maria : you . you just -- you 're so damn nice . anita : i am horrible . i had no right to go off on edmund like that . i -- i need to go apologize . maria : no , no , no , no , no . you know what , honey ? you did exactly what he needed . anita : you do n't know what i said to him . maria : no , you -- look , he caught a really bad break , and life is going to be a hell of an adjustment for him . but you made him think . anita : i was -- i was really hard on him . i mean , i think i called him names . maria : well , you did n't call him anything he has n't already been called before . and believe me , i have the whole wife thing in my way , so i did n't end up being as strong as i should have been . so the little sister came through . [ scene_break ] aidan : bobby acted like he did n't know erica . i busted him . then he swore he had n't seen her . it turns out he 's putting her up in a lux suite at the casino where he works . edmund : hmm . any signs of something more meaningfully connected than just a comped room between them ? aidan : why else would warner lie ? the question is , do i tell anita or not ? edmund : well , anybody that cheats on anita is a slime - sucking pig . that 's eight serving five . aidan : thanks for the insight . tell me how you really feel about your brother- in - law . that 's six . edmund : hmm . well , the trouble with bobby is he never met an opportunity he did n't grab . aidan : and is erica his latest opportunity ? how do we drop that on anita ? edmund : well , you do n't have to offer the news . aidan : yeah , the problem is , anita asked if bobby and erica were together . i mean , what do i do ? do i go in there and lay it out , or do i just lie ? edmund : let me think about that . no . aidan : `` no , `` what ? edmund : no , you do n't tell her , all right ? you do n't have any business telling a spouse bad news about their spouse . all right ? you lose , they lose , everybody loses in the end . that 's nine . aidan : listen , anita 's married to a jerk . does n't she deserve to know that ? edmund : she already knows that . she just does n't want to see it . i win . aidan : you cheat . [ edmund laughs ] edmund : you 're a sore loser . you owe me a bag of peanuts . hey , do me a favor . aidan : sure . edmund : find anita and tell her i 'm ready to schedule my physical therapy . aidan : anything else ? edmund : tell her i 'm sorry about earlier . i was a jerk . aidan : now that i believe . [ edmund laughs ] aidan : but you might want to field that one yourself . edmund : all right , thanks . aidan : all right . and next time we play for pints . edmund : next time we use a smaller bedpan . aidan : all right . [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't believe this . i do n't understand how this could have happened . simone , i do n't believe how this could 've happened ! i do n't understand ! simone : because somebody asked , and somebody accepted . kendall : but ryan ca n't marry greenlee . he 's supposed to marry me . so there 's got to be some mistake . simone : why would the guy at the desk say they 're getting married if they were n't ? kendall : no . simone : would you stop ? you 're making me dizzy ! all right ? kendall : why -- why did n't i see this ? why -- why did n't i see this coming ? simone : because it 's totally surreal . kendall : yeah , but i should have known , right ? i mean , greenlee -- she 's been after ryan forever . i do n't understand , simone . why -- why would ryan swear that he loved me but then marry her ? simone : because she said yes . kendall : no ! no , greenlee 's not the love of his life ! she 's a fraud ! she 's a consolation prize . ryan deserves better than this . he deserves -- simone : you ? kendall : yes . ryan -- he 's just got to be confused , right ? i mean , if he knew that i was here -- if he knew that i was ready -- if he knew that i loved him , then -- simone : uh , you know what , honey ? i think we should just get a drink . kendall : a drink ? what , and toast the happy couple ? no ! i mean , what kind of a place is this , anyway ? is this some sort of a matrix deal , or oz gone bad ? a psycho rabbit hole ? simone : you know what ? we should go . you know , we should leave before , you know , the sky falls , or a house comes down on top of us . kendall : this is the absolute worst cosmic joke , and i 'm the punch line . i do n't understand how ryan could do this . simone : i am so sorry , kendall . i know how much you love ryan . but there 's nothing that we can do about that now . ok ? let 's just go home . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] girl : who 's that ? second girl : wow . third girl : she could wear it . [ girls all mutter at once ] girl : who let the dog out ? sha - freaka ! [ girls laugh ] jamie : look at danielle 's face . maggie : what 's wrong ? reggie : oh , no , nothing . nothing at all . maggie : come on , you 're supposed to be psyched . reggie : i just thought the whole crash and burn might be more of a -- a trip . jamie : you know , i wanted a front - row seat to danielle 's total and complete humiliation , but you got to give the girl props . reggie : what , for being a sucker ? jamie : well , she 's working it , dude . reggie : yeah , that girl is sure serving it up , is n't she ? danielle : reggie , you thought you were so einstein , but this is wack . you totally screwed up . [ scene_break ] aidan : well , edmund apologizes for being a jerk and would like to see his physical therapist . anita : has he promised to stop throwing bedpans at his victims ? [ maria laughs ] aidan : i believe he 's over that , yeah . maria : well , i 'm headed towards manny 's office , so i 'll let him know . but thanks , aidan . aidan : oh -- just the messenger here . maria : no , no , you 're a lot more than that . you always manage to pump him up when he really needs it , and you 're just a good friend . i do n't know how you do it , do n't know what your secret is , but you 're always his best medicine . aidan : well , there 's nothing to it , really . i just ca n't hit the broadside of a bedpan . he always wins . peanuts -- we -- we shoot peanuts . so i owe him a bag . maria : uh , all right . anita : well , you have a lighter touch with edmund than i do , that 's for sure . aidan : yeah , well , it 's all in the wrist , really . i better get those peanuts . anita : well , aidan , wait . you never answered my question . was i right about bobby and erica ? aidan : dead on . anita : you 're not just saying that to be nice ? aidan : no . i mean , i dug deep , i came up with nothing . bobby and erica are definitely not together . anita : i knew it . i -- i knew it . you know , i knew i was right . but you know what ? i was wrong about one thing -- you . i owe you an apology . aidan : for what ? anita : last time i saw you , i totally let you have it . aidan : your copies got mangled , not me . anita : no , i accused you of using me , and i called you a liar , which could n't be further from the truth . you are the one person that i can trust . can i buy you a latte or something ? aidan : um -- make it a triple and hold the milk , and you 're on . anita : done . [ scene_break ] greenlee # 2 : i love you more than i love any other person on earth . greenlee : then wish me well and leave me alone . greenlee # 2 : you 're supposed to marry for love . you married leo for love and it was total bliss . why settle for a marriage without it ? greenlee : i 'm not settling for anything . i 'm going to have it all . for the next six months , i will live with my best friend . we 'll work together , play together , spend lots of money together . greenlee # 2 : but not sleep together . greenlee : that 's right . do n't look at me like that . i 'm not going to scam or scheme ryan into anything , and that includes my bed . greenlee # 2 : you really expect me to believe you 're in this just to be pals ? greenlee : what is with you ? i 'm being honest here . i have n't manipulated , conned , or tricked my way down the aisle . i 'm being the best me i know how to be . and you still give me grief . greenlee # 2 : i just want to make sure you know exactly what you 're getting into . greenlee : i do . and i 'm going to give it my best shot . if ryan and i happen to fall in love , that 'll be the cherry on my sundae . if we do n't , i 'll be grateful for our friendship and stick by our agreement . hello ? i 'm being the new me -- you -- whoever . greenlee # 2 : i 'm going to keep saying it -- what about love ? greenlee : you 're right . i did marry leo for love . and it was amazing . greenlee # 2 : do n't you deserve that again ? greenlee : well , i had my prince once . who gets that luck twice ? do you know how lucky i am ? ryan was leo 's best friend . now he 's mine . that 's how i know this is right . greenlee # 2 : come on . you think leo would approve ? greenlee : i know he would . so why do n't you pack up your diary and doubts and get out of here ? greenlee : good . i was right , was n't i , leo ? i have your blessing , do n't i ? [ scene_break ] ryan : that 's right . that 's right , i was supposed to marry kendall , the love of my life , the center of my universe , the -- the sun , the moon , and the -- and the freaking stars ! ryan 's voice : this just in -- kendall still loves you . and -- ryan : it 's over ! ok ? no more beating myself up ! no more . no more working without a net . no more -- no more cliffs or roller coasters or yo - yos . whew . from now on , it 's just peace and it 's fun , and it 's wrapped up in a pretty little package with the biggest , most beautiful eyes in town , all right ? because -- because greenlee and i get each other . we 're good for each other . she 's not going to try to change me or push me or test me . she 's going to let me be myself today -- whew -- tomorrow , and the day after . i mean , what more could a groom want ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't understand . what happened , simone ? how could ryan do this ? how could ryan marry greenlee ? he loves me . he wants to be with me . i do n't -- i do n't understand . what happened to that ? what , what , is there some magic slate ? did he snap a finger ? blink an eye ? what have i done , simone ? have i lost ryan for good ? [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's all good . the view is better from over here . kendall 's voice : for the record , i 'm awake , right ? this is no dream ? ryan : do i guest star in your dreams often ? hmm ? kendall : well , once you turned into a rhino . but you -- you were friendly , sort of . ryan : oh . kendall : yeah . but most of the time , it 's just the two of us , alone . and we 're standing on a cliff that 's so steep , you ca n't even see over the edge . and then a prom band appears , and we slow dance under the mirrored ball right by the edge . ryan : it ca n't be . my god . kendall . it ca n't be . i could have sworn i saw kendall . serious hallucination . you know what ? i bet i got low blood sugar . i have to start eating some carbs . because it 's not -- it 's not nerves . i mean , i feel good . i have to stay away from that talking tv ! because this is real . and it 's right . i 'm in the thousand islands with my wife - to - be , greenlee , where i belong . kendall is back in pine valley , cozied up to enchantment and fusion , right where she belongs . good . nothing . ahh . but how do you clean the slate completely ? answer -- get married and live happily ever after . or for six months , whichever comes first . i do . i will . a simple , happy life , just me and greenlee . that 's all we need . [ scene_break ] reggie : danielle , what are you talking about ? i did n't do anything . danielle : yeah , you did . reggie : no . danielle : you picked me . jamie : technically , i did . danielle : uh , whatever . i thought i had this down . all eyes would be front and danielle , the first fusion teen girl . instead , i bombed . reggie : you 're not even going to blame the outfit ? danielle : a real pro could have pulled it off . i guess i 'm not as all - that as i thought . thanks anyway . reggie : hey , why are you thanking me ? danielle : you hooked me up . you gave me an opportunity that any girl would kill for . too bad i could n't hang , huh ? but i got a few moves left . might as well go down posing . wish me luck . maggie : hello ? this was too easy . come on , what 's with the face ? reggie : you know what , guys ? i 'm calling it off . jamie : this is what you wanted -- the supersize smackdown . reggie : yeah , i know , jamie , i wanted payback . but do n't you think this is a little harsh ? jamie : danielle got you in trouble with the police . maggie : and her dad . jamie : and the tattoo thing ? i mean , this was nothing . reggie : jamie , it 's over . jamie : whoa , whoa , whoa -- hold on , hold on . if you cop to what we did , you 're going to be on her most wanted list for life . reggie : guess i 'm going to have to deal with that , huh ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hope you do n't mind some music with your coffee . anita : well , as long as it 's not that new age stuff . aidan : i had you pegged for the chants and chimes type . anita : wrong again , aidan . and you went bust about bobby and erica , too . two lattes . you really do n't like him , huh ? aidan : what i think about your husband does n't matter . what 's important is what you believe , what you want . anita : see , there 's the problem -- the `` want `` thing . never got the hang of it . aidan : what 's to figure ? you know what you want and you go for it . anita : well , i get tripped up somewhere on the what i should want and what i should do . or my other favorite , what somebody else thinks i should do . aidan : ah . well , where i come from , we call that `` shoulding all over yourself . `` [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry , i just have to make sure again . excuse me . man : oh , you 're back . kendall : yes . man : how may i help you ? kendall : the -- the lavery and du pres wedding -- is it -- is it still going on ? man : oh , most definitely . the minister is here . you 're the first guests to arrive , though . simone : kendall ? kendall : even the dummies are getting married . simone : and the smart girls are going home , right ? kendall : call the pilot . simone : i 'm so sorry , kendall . i really am . you 're going to be just fine , though . ok . [ scene_break ] maria : how 's my boy ? edmund : do n't lie , manny . manny : he 's a pain in the gluteus , but we 'll get used to each other . [ edmund laughs ] edmund : see you tomorrow ? manny : same time . oh , and make sure the bedpans are stowed . maria : ok . edmund : ha - ha - ha . maria : so , mr. sunshine . edmund : that 'd be me . maria : mm - hmm . who do i have to thank for that ? edmund : well , anita . she gave me a little tongue - lashing and straightened me out . aidan was a friend . and you -- you are the most gorgeous , brilliant , and understanding wife that any man could ever have . i 'm blessed . [ scene_break ] anita : my stupid problems are the last thing you want to hear , aidan . aidan : do n't knock yourself . your problems are n't stupid . anita : well , i just -- i do n't want to be a drag . aidan : you 're not . you could n't be . what , we shared a flat tire , punching bag , a stuck elevator -- anita : the trip to mars . aidan : and so far you have n't been a drag on any planet . anita : oh , you just wait till that caffeine kicks in . aidan : i 'll tell you what -- if i get bored , i 'll give you a sign . anita : ok , what 's the signal ? aidan : i 'll grab my fork and jam it in my eyes . anita : ok , fork , eyes -- got it . aidan : so , who was the first person to tell you you should n't do something ? anita : oh , who else ? my mother . when i was a kid , i tied a towel around my neck , and i marched right to the top of the basement stairs determined that i could fly . and my mom , of course , said , `` you should n't try to be superwoman . `` aidan : how many bones did you break ? anita : just my ulna . aidan : nice ulna . so , who shoulded on you next ? anita : oh , that would be me . aidan : you shoulded on yourself ? anita : yeah . i guess it was a habit . you know , i had dreams of being a doctor like maria . she was my idol . i -- she totally inspired me . i mean , i had the grades , i had the references . i was all set . aidan : what stopped you ? anita : well , i should earn a living now . i should be practical . i should n't aim so high . aidan : ah , a fear of flying ? anita : well , only from basement stairs . [ scene_break ] singer : the sadness that i missed i feel it reggie : look , d , we got to talk . i think you should know what 's really -- girl : we 've been watching you . danielle : really ? i had n't noticed . girl : you are so fly ! and that makeup -- it 's totally tight ! danielle : you think ? girl : you did not get that at the mall . can you hook us up ? second girl : yeah , be a friend . tell us where you got the stuff . danielle : ok . i 'll tell you . but you got to keep it on the low . you heard of fusion ? girl : who has n't ? danielle : well , they got this new thing going on . mia : we do ? danielle : this will be so hot once it hits the street , and you 'll look like you stepped right out of a magazine -- a trendsetter like myself . girl : thanks . second girl : fusion rocks ! third girl : so do you . danielle : was that a rush , or what ? reggie : yeah , that was a rush . danielle : did you see how they were sweating me ? but i worked it good , did n't i ? reggie : you pulled it off , danielle . danielle : so , what were you going to tell me ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : there are more reasons not to marry ryan than to walk down the aisle , but i 'm going to risk it . one , two , three -- jump . and i 'm either going to fall in love or just land on my feet . but no matter what , i know you get it . you taught me everything i know about love and risk , leo . maybe this is all meant to be in some cosmically weird kind of way . no one from pine valley looking over our shoulders , shaking their heads . just ryan and me and fate . i feel your blessing , leo , and i promise i 'll give ryan my very best . blue -- i need something blue . [ scene_break ] ryan : nice try , but nothing can change my mind . all doubts are gone . my head is clear , my heart is in lockdown , and i am marrying greenlee . and we are going to have a hell of a time . . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] aidan : so that brings us up to the recent past . anita : pretty much . i fell hard for bobby , and -- and i married him . and that 's what good girls should do , right ? i mean , no way was i going to live in sin . now my husband 's 2,000 miles away living in sin city . aidan : are you considering moving out there ? anita : well , you just nailed the latest `` should `` in my life . should i forgive bobby and take him back ? aidan : and what do you want for you ? anita : i -- i have no idea . i mean , one day i 'm 100 % sure i want one thing , and then the next day i want the opposite . it 's like i 'm stuck in a vat of marshmallows , totally just gummy on the brain . aidan : limbo is a hell of a place to be . anita : tell me about it . i mean , if i could just get to a place where i was 100 % sure that i could trust bobby , maybe i would stand a chance . but i 'm just not there yet . aidan : what about the l word ? anita : more marshmallows . i mean , i love bobby . of course i do . i mean , back in the day , our life was perfect . but then i have to ask myself , is all that part of a lie , and i was just too head - over - heels to see it ? aidan : what 's your gut saying ? anita : my gut is as reliable as my heart . i mean , when bobby and i -- or at least when i thought bobby and i were the happiest , he was off being happy with somebody else . how can i trust him if i ca n't trust myself ? aidan : he wants you back . anita : well , he 's doing a hard sell . but i 'm not sold on anything yet . you want to jam it in your eye , or should i just shut up now ? aidan : no more shoulds , all right ? i mean , for what it 's worth , you 'll find your way . anita : you sound sure . aidan : i 'm rooting for you . anita : well , when i get it all figured out , you 'll be the first to know . aidan : or i 'll just follow those little marshmallow footprints , wherever they may lead . [ scene_break ] danielle : so , reggie , what 's up ? maggie : yeah , reggie . come on , what do you want to tell her ? reggie : i just want to say that you were -- you were great . danielle : once i get my groove on , watch out . reggie : yeah , you totally rock . you do . mia : yeah , you know , i 've never seen anything quite like it . there are not many people who could pull off that look . danielle : after my performance , there ca n't be any competition . when 's the coronation ? `` danielle frye , fusion 's new teen queen . `` what is my exact title , by the way ? hmm -- fyi , i need sparkling water in the limo , fresh flowers in the dressing room , and photographer approval , of course . how does it feel to totally not get it ? i saw the look on your face , like , `` poor , pitiful danielle . `` you did n't think i could pull it off , did you ? if you apologize real pretty , when i get a yorkie , you can be my dog walker . [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't worry , she 'll be here . minister : oh , of course she will . ryan : come on , greenlee , where are you ? [ `` bridal march `` plays ] [ next_on ] rudy : that answers my question ! is this why you nearly ruined the finale ? greenlee : no ! open the door and get me out ! i have vows to say and a bony butt to kick . minister : shall we begin ? kendall : i 'm ready if the groom is .
reggie is ready to put his plans into motion , with the help of jamie and maggie , of tricking danielle into thinking she 's been selected to be a teen model for fusion . unexpectedly , however , mia catches them not knowing what they are up to . they convince her to go along with the scam and tell danielle that the `` teen model `` campaign is for real and she 's been selected . both greenlee and ryan are having private conversations with voices who tell them they are making a mistake getting married and it wo n't work because he 's involved with kendall . while outside the wedding suite , kendall finds a bridal gown and finds ryan right before the wedding .
jack : [ on the phone ] which of your brilliant police officers decided it would be a good idea to arrest ryan lavery for bigamy at his wedding reception ? you know what -- it does n't matter . here 's the deal -- i want my client ready to walk out of that police station by the time i walk in , all right ? it 's that easy . just do it . [ hangs up phone ] lily -- hi . i 'd ask you how the wedding was , but i just got an earful myself . ryan was arrested ? oh , well , that must 've put a damper on the festivities , huh ? how about annie ? how 's -- how 's she holding up ? and emma -- poor emma . i hope she did n't have to see her father handcuffed . lily : i never saw ryan get arrested . i 'm going to go do dishes . ava : [ as lily ] hi , dad . um -- i 'm very tired from all the noise and the people . i 'm going to go to my room . jack : look at you . you -- you caught the bouquet . that 's great . i mean , all those other women pushing and shoving to get that thing , and you came away with the flowers -- that 's great . what are the chances of that , huh ? ava : yes . um -- chance is one in three million . jack : oh , at least , huh ? i 'm so glad that this wedding was a success for somebody because , you know , the groom 's in jail , but look at you . you must 've made a big splash , huh -- ava ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : do n't you have a crime to solve , hmm ? criminal to bust ? lt . perry : ok , if your brother 's innocent -- jonathan : you know that my brother 's innocent , but that does n't stop you guys from dragging him down here during his wedding . lt . perry : his wife had something to say about that . jonathan : `` wife `` ? ex - wife . he 's been divorced from greenlee for over a year . lt . perry : yeah , well , the woman , you know , claims to be his wife . she refers to herself as `` mrs. lavery . `` jonathan : oh , do you know what ? this is bogus . lt . perry : look on the bright side -- you know , maybe ryan and his not - quite- ex are working it out right now . amanda : lieutenant perry ? lt . perry : if this is about the pvpd crashing lavery 's wedding , i 've heard it . amanda : it 's about adam chandler . have you arrested him for kidnapping baby jenny carey , using my mom ? lt . perry : love to , but we do n't have enough evidence at this time to make a case . amanda : you never will -- damn it . it 's never going to happen . he will make sure of it . lt . perry : sorry . amanda : jonathan -- crazy day . you all right ? we just helped annie clean up . jonathan : how is she ? how -- how 's emma ? amanda : emma 's confused , but annie 's a whole lot cooler than i would be . [ scene_break ] di : hey ! annie : hey , where you going ? where you going ? emma : i 'm going to wait for him . julia : oh , but what about your princess slumber party ? kathy 's all waiting for you , and i 've got your princess sleeping bag right here . annie : and when you wake up in the morning , you can tell your daddy all about it , ok ? emma : ok , mommy . annie : ok . hold on , hold on . come give mommy a kiss . give mommy a kiss -- good girl . julia : come on . let 's get this princess party started . annie : oh . di : what do you need ? annie : you mean besides my new husband ? di : how about we get you out of that wedding dress at least ? annie : uh - uh . no , thanks , but tonight is my wedding night . i am staying in my wedding gown until my groom comes home . [ scene_break ] ryan : what are you doing here ? greenlee : spring in pine valley , my favorite time of year . i had to see you . ryan : oh . see what kind of damage you 'd done ? see how wrecked i was , whether i was just bruised or i was mortally wounded ? greenlee : no , that 's not what i meant . ryan : well , i will pull through , but the number that you pulled on my wife and on my little girl -- did you enjoy that ? having me pulled from my own wedding right in front of my little girl -- was that enjoyable for you ? i hurt you , so you waited for the perfect moment for your payback , right ? and you paid me back pretty good , you really did . so , way to go , greenlee . way to go -- direct hit . are you happy now ? greenlee : no , i 'm not . [ scene_break ] ava : look , lily likes ryan . i mean , she was n't ditching the wedding to be rude . she knew that jonathan was going to be his best man , and he was going to be all up in her face , and she did n't want to deal with that , so i helped her . jack : so you pretending to be lily -- that was her idea ? uh - huh . you know what ? let 's not go with the lie . i do n't have time , and it makes me really , really angry , ava . ava : ahem . jack : scamming is not in lily 's nature . she 's not capable of it , so obviously this was your idea . ava : well , i 've had way worse . jack : she went along with it , because she 's thrilled to have a sister . she just wants to make you happy . ava : look , it 's not like i forced her , ok ? she wanted me to go . jack : do you care about lily at all ? ava : of course , i do . i would never hurt her . jack : then stop using her . stop trying to con her friends , the people who love her . ava : ok , it was just a joke . it 's not like we hurt anyone or anything . jack : yeah , well , you know what , ava ? it stops right here . do n't you ever put on an act , try to be lily again . do you understand me ? yeah ? ava : i 'm sorry . it was a bad idea . i promise it 'll never happen again . jack : good . you tell lily i 'll be back soon , ok ? [ door opens and closes ] ava : hmm . [ as jack ] `` lily ca n't scam -- it 's not in her nature `` ? [ normal voice ] thank god she has me . [ scene_break ] jonathan : this never should 've happened . it 's my fault . amanda : no way . jonathan : before the wedding , kendall was trying to get ryan 's attention about something big , something important . and i just figured that she was playing an angle , so i blew her off . amanda : i heard the stories about kendall at ryan 's last wedding . it makes sense that you 'd be suspicious . jonathan : no , no , no , no -- but then , an envelope came for ryan , and i opened it . i know , but inside was -- inside was his old `` dynamite kiddo `` decoder ring , and i just thought it was more kendall drama , so i had it returned , and i did n't tell ryan . amanda : decoder ring ? jonathan : yeah , a decoder ring . it 's -- ryan and greenlee used to have this thing where they gave each other a gift every day . now , that ring was one of his gifts to her , and obviously , she 's -- she 's held on to it this entire time . and if i just would 've told ryan what was going on , this -- amanda : so , so -- i 'm sorry . you do n't have dynamite kiddo super powers , and you ca n't decode the future , so you get to beat yourself up ? jonathan , the only thing that you 're guilty of is trying to protect your brother . jonathan : you need to stop worrying about me . i heard you took a bad bump on the head . amanda : yeah . jonathan : you got enough going , enough to worry about other than lavery problems . amanda : well , i would rather deal with yours . when i think about my mom and adam stealing baby jenny , it -- it just makes my head hurt -- oh -- even more . jonathan : hey , it 's done . the baby 's back where she belongs . amanda : it would 've never happened if i 'd have had some spine . jonathan : well , i do n't know about that . i 've seen you in action . you can be pretty ferocious . amanda : i totally caved to adam . you know , i should have busted him wide open the second i knew that he had anything to do with my mother escaping , but instead i was all about the fear and a lot of people got hurt . jonathan : amanda , how many people do you know keep it together when their life spins into chaos ? [ scene_break ] annie : ok , so i canceled the limo to the airport , i canceled the flight . that just leaves the hotel room -- oh , and honeymoon suite . di : why are you doing this ? annie : i 'm not going alone . di : i -- i know . i mean , just the canceling -- let me handle it . annie : no , it 's ok . i -- i like doing it . it makes me feel like i have some control in all of this . it also makes me feel like at least my honeymoon will happen sooner rather than later or sooner rather than never . julia : look , do n't even say that . di : of course , it will happen . annie : i know -- i 'm kidding . i 'm kidding . i -- i 'm sure this will all , you know , work itself out soon , and we will be on that plane and in that suite in no time . julia : absolutely . di : definitely . annie : yeah . i mean , ryan 's arrest is -- this was like a temporary glitch . you know -- bigamy ? please , that 's -- ryan in handcuffs will not be a part of our wedding album . i 'm sure we will , you know , look back on this and laugh . julia : sure , you will . di : you know what ? this will probably even be a chapter in the -- the adventures of queen annabelle and princess emmaline . or not -- or not . annie : but we will laugh , right ? julia : why not ? annie : did you guys know greenlee ? di : not very well , no . julia : oh , a little . di : yeah . i 've definitely heard stories about her . julia : yeah , lots of stories . annie : she 's like a legend at fusion . but , still , even for her , what would -- what would possess a woman , what would make her so crazed to have her ex- husband arrested on his wedding day ? this is a total disaster , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so , what will it take for you to be happy ? i mean , when will you have enough payback ? when i 'm in prison or are you going to hold out for the guillotine or -- greenlee : this is n't about payback . that 's not why i did -- ryan : but this is so you . i mean , this is `` classic `` greenlee . you strike back , and you try to get as much collateral damage as possible . i know that i hurt you . you wanted a child , and i made that impossible , and i did n't even tell you about it . and when you did get pregnant , i had you mourn a man that was n't even dead . and if that was n't enough , when you lost your child , i was n't there for you to help you get through that , and you hate me for that , and i understand that . i hate that for -- that i did that -- greenlee : i do n't hate you ! i was hurt , i was angry . i wanted to erase you from my life . but i 'm in a different place now . [ scene_break ] ava : dude , you would 've totally hated it . i mean , there were so many people there , and the music was crazy loud and there were so many women wearing red , you would 've thought it was the new black . lily : but red ca n't be black . ava : but i can be you , which is a very good thing . i totally saved you . lily : wish someone could 've saved ryan . weddings are supposed to be happy . and when my father barged in on my wedding , it made me really unhappy . annie must be sad , too . ava : yeah , that was a bummer , but i had a great time . everyone is so nice to you , all about making you happy , comfortable . oh , what a way to live . lily : technically , everyone did n't know it was you , so they were n't loving you . ava : whatever . i 'll take it any way i can get it now . i mean , it 's the first time that anyone has shown me an ounce of respect or acted like they gave a damn . it was awesome . [ scene_break ] ryan : you do n't hate me ? and you 're not angry ? so -- so you having me arrested was , like , what -- your version of zen greenlee or something , because just so you know , it does n't exactly scream `` enlightenment . `` greenlee : i never intended -- ryan : to hurt me ? do n't worry about me , greenlee , i 'll be fine . truthfully , i swallowed your payback long before you sicced the cops on me . and it 's too bad you were n't there -- you probably really would 've enjoyed it , although there were many witnesses that can fill you in on the detail . it started the day that you left . do you remember that ? i did n't want you to go , i -- i begged you to stay , but you would n't , so i asked if i could go with you . i asked if we could make a new life together someplace new , but no deal . you were done with me -- done -- and then you sent your lawyer to make that even more clear , and he told me to back off , and so you know what i did ? i backed off . i did n't want to , but i did -- because that 's what you wanted . greenlee ? losing you -- i felt like i was dead . i mean , it was hell getting over you . but i did . jack : ryan , you 're free to go . the charges have been dropped . ryan : thank you , jack , but where do i stand ? am i married , am i divorced ? am i a bigamist ? jack : just talk to derek . he 'll explain everything to you . greenlee : so you want to lay into me , too ? jack : hello , greenlee . welcome home . [ greenlee hugs jack ] [ scene_break ] jonathan : hey -- hey , are you good ? what 's going on ? what 's up with greenlee ? ryan : i 'm free . do n't even bother asking about greenlee . derek : whose idea was it to arrest lavery for bigamy ? lt . perry : well , the complaint read legit . derek : why did n't anybody run it through me ? we 've wasted manpower , we did n't do our pr any favors . lt . perry : i 'm sorry , chief . derek : we harassed a citizen on a sketchy charge . ryan : `` sketchy `` as in `` false , `` derek ? please tell me that means what i hope it means . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at confusion as j.r. walks in and stares at the bartender pouring drinks ] singer : you looked around when i was down . you saw the opportunity . it 's not so bad that i was had so much more than you and me babe 's voice : j.r. , you 've already lost me . j.r. 's voice : you still love me . babe 's voice : love has never been our problem . faith , trust , hope -- we do n't have that -- well , we do n't anymore . j.r. 's voice : i -- i do . i have that . babe 's voice : and i did , too . singer : hand your town you saw yourself i take responsibility all the time to remind me of this useless memory adam 's voice : you 've lost your mother , and you 've lost your wife . you have a child that you see part - time . you 're alone , j.r. -- just as alone as i am . singers : in spite of me bartender : hey , what can i get you ? what would you like to drink ? jamie : hey . you alone ? singers : in spite j.r. : do n't even start . singers : of me [ scene_break ] ava : people were so happy to see me . lily : me . ava : ok , fine -- whatever . i mean , aidan did n't frisk me for stolen jewelry , and jonathan did n't slam me for being a ho . everyone was all smiles . for once , i felt like i was on the inside instead of way on the outside trying to figure out how the hell to get in there . [ ava sighs as the doorbell rings ] ava : well , i better go change before someone finds out i 'm pretending to be you . lily : somebody else knows ? jonathan : hi -- lily . [ scene_break ] di : what are you doing ? annie : honeymoon suite canceled . di : oh . no -- why ? why -- - annie : i have to do something . i ca n't write thank - you notes because i might be returning the gifts , so -- hey , what exactly is the etiquette when the groom is arrested for bigamy ? julia : you know , ryan 's going to walk through that door in about two minutes . di : you 're probably going to be on a flight tonight , annie . julia : yeah . di : take -- you 're exhausted . why do n't you lie down ? annie : no , i 'm not tired . di : i could use some leftovers . julia : yeah , and i need to pop some popcorn for the girls . ryan : wow . that 's amazing -- you are even more beautiful than when we said our `` i dos . `` i mean , how lucky am i , to be alone with the most beautiful bride in the entire world ? annie : are we married ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : you -- you were very beautiful today at the wedding . you were so happy . but -- i do n't want to make you tense . i just wanted to tell you , if there 's anything i can do for you , please , just -- ava : hi ! jonathan : this is a private conversation , so why do n't you - go find a pocket to pick . give us some peace . ava : yeah , i 'll bail -- if that 's what lily wants . lily : ava lives here . you ca n't just tell her to leave . jonathan : lily , i just wanted a few minutes with you . lily : we 've had 5 minutes and 43 seconds . ava : time flies , huh ? jonathan : shut up . lily : ava 's my sister . be nice to her . jonathan : lily , i 'm sorry . lily : now ava and i need a private conversation . i learned in my life skills class that that 's a hint when you want someone to leave . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why do n't you patrol somewhere else ? i do n't need it -- jamie : that 's not why i 'm here . j.r. : yeah , sure it is . you see me at the bar -- red alert . alchy on the verge , again . if i drink , i drink . if i do n't , i do n't . you know , i do n't need you preaching to me , i do n't need your lectures , and i do n't need that look from you . jamie : why do n't you calm down ? j.r. : because i 'm sick and tired of everyone , and you , on my case . you ca n't make me sober , you ca n't make me drink . it 's on me and nobody else . jamie : you finished ? you mind if i say something now ? j.r. : not if it 's about alcohol . jamie : look , i want to apologize . when jenny was missing -- when tad and krystal were going through that , it hit me . you 've been there . as in babe and me . we took your son , and we never looked back . j.r. : you 're apologizing ? maybe i will get that drink . jamie : i told myself that i had all kinds of reasons for taking your kid away from you . i never admitted that i was wrong , not even to myself . i never apologized , because i never saw that i had anything to apologize for . now , i get that it 's -- it 's too little , too late , but for what it 's worth , i 'm sorry -- for taking your son , for putting you through hell , and for taking so long to realize that i had something to be sorry for . j.r. : ok . jamie : `` ok `` ? j.r. : what do you want ? what , do you want a halo ? you want wings ? you want the skies to open up , sing down praises ? jamie : i thought we -- i do n't know -- we should talk about it ? j.r. : well , we talked about it . i agree . we 're done . del : hey , you want a beer ? jamie : yeah . del : amanda , you 've just been through some major trauma , and i 'm not talking about not catching the bouquet at annie 's wedding . amanda : i 'm healing . i need to get back to work , to my life . del : so do it in a bubble bath , and check with me tomorrow . better yet , take some photos and check with me tomorrow . jamie : he 's kind of right . you do n't need to jump right back into job stress . amanda : do n't tell me what i need to do . i 'm not stupid , i 'm not crazy ! my mother is the one who 's sick , not me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , let me have it . i 'm crazy , sick , twisted , wrong -- dead wrong . oh , evil -- that 's a good word . jack : no , i 'm not going to do that . it seems to me you 're doing a good enough job of that for both of us . honey , i am curious . what were you trying to accomplish ? i mean , having ryan hauled out of his own wedding -- greenlee : if i say it out loud , i 'm going to sound like an idiot . jack : no , come on , sit down . greenlee : i thought he would see me , sweep me into his arms , and never let me go . [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're my wife in every way that matters . and my vows -- i meant every single word of my vows . heart and soul . family , future , hope and happiness , you . nobody can tell me that 's not real . annie : but are we legal ? ryan : we will be . annie : whew . that 's a no . ryan : the divorce papers were n't filed properly , but after a little bit of paperwork , we will have our date at the altar again , we will . annie : `` again . `` there are n't any conjugal visits in our near future , are there ? ryan : huh . the bigamy charges -- no , there 's nothing to make them stick , nothing at all . they 're -- they 're not even remotely valid . i mean , somebody would have to try and prove that i planned to have two wives . truthfully , one is all i can handle . [ ryan chuckles ] annie : you hope . ryan : yeah . greenlee and i will be legally is - dotted , ts - crossed divorced in no time at all , ok ? and i am so sorry that she hijacked our day , and she turned it into a little bit of a circus . my ex tends to kind of go to extremes , you know ? annie : well , it was -- it was only one bad moment . i mean , one terrible -- [ ryan laughs ] annie : hideous , monumentally bad moment , but everything else was perfect . our family , our friends . spike in that precious little suit . [ ryan chuckles ] annie : and emma -- she looked so beautiful . ryan : how is she ? is she ok ? annie : she 's ok . ryan : you know what ? i 'm going to have to give her a kiss good night a little bit later , because now -- now -- well , you see , we never exactly made it to tortola . no surf crashing outside . annie : hmm . ryan : no moonlight bouncing off the waves , or chocolate on the pillows , or anything like that . but tonight still is our wedding night , it really is so i would like very much to celebrate that . [ scene_break ] jamie : well , amanda , you are as sane as they come . but you 've just been through hell . you deserve a little downtime -- j.r. : yeah , behind bars . you aided and abetted a felon . you let a kid get snatched . you let a maniac roam the streets . amanda : your dad is the felon . he did everything but brag about his crimes , and nothing 's going to happen to him . no charges , no prison time -- nothing . j.r. : how is your mom , by the way ? if she only had a brain -- amanda : shut up . del : back off , j.r . j.r. : is she back in the padded cell ? you planning her escape ? you going to let her bust out ? going to hide her this time ? jamie : you know what ? it 's time for you to leave . amanda : you know , your dad is as sick as my mom . she 's locked in an asylum on meds , but adam -- adam is free to shred anyone he wants . j.r. : then stay out of his way ! amanda : your dad and my mom -- the only difference is money ! and my mother -- she has a heart . [ scene_break ] greenlee : when i left town , i swore i never wanted to see ryan again . the problem is no matter how much i yelled and screamed , i could n't get him out of my heart . jack : you hated what ryan did to you , but you just could n't bring yourself to hate him . greenlee : which is why i did n't sign the divorce papers . ryan thought i wanted to ambush him -- payback -- and yes , i know i am totally capable . jack : ah . greenlee : but that was n't it . i just -- i never stopped loving him . i tried . but i 'd hear a laugh that sounded exactly like his , or i 'd walk past a comic book store or a motorcycle would go by . sometimes i could get through the whole day without even thinking about him , and then just as i was falling asleep , there he 'd be . jack : yeah . yeah , love can do that , huh ? greenlee : i mean , i was still ticked off , and eventually , when i stopped throwing things -- [ jack laughs ] greenlee : i started to work through it . my best friend and my husband having a baby without me -- i did n't think i 'd ever get over that . but i have , mostly . i mean , it 's -- it 's not as if they did it to hurt me . jack : no . greenlee : right ? jack : absolutely . absolutely right . they were misguided , but they did it out of love . absolutely , yes . greenlee : the hardest part was my ego . kind of like , yes , taking on mount everest . jack : yes . greenlee : but i got there . i remembered what it was like to be loved by ryan . and the more i remembered , the more i wanted to come home and pick up where we left off . i just did n't count on the part where he might feel different . jack : when you wanted to just pick up like that , did you -- i mean , when ryan picked the date for his wedding , did n't that give you a little pause ? greenlee : but see , i -- i did n't know about the wedding until kendall told me a couple of days ago . jack : actually , kendall left me a voicemail about you , but i never connected with her , so i never -- how long you been in town ? greenlee : i was waiting for the right time to let everyone know i -- jack : and you thought ryan 's wedding was the right time ? greenlee : no , see , because -- it did n't even -- i did n't process it . when i heard about the wedding -- annie , i -- i heard her name . i saw her , but it -- it did n't compute , because ryan was the love of my life , not hers ! there is no way he could possibly feel about her the way he did about me . and so i thought if i fought for him , that he would be glad , and he would love me even more . but he was n't glad . he was angry . and the earth did n't stand still . and he did n't sweep me into his arms . ryan is not mine anymore . [ scene_break ] ryan : are you happy ? annie : yes . ryan : good . then you 're ready . annie : ready for what ? ryan : your surprise . annie : is it a horse ? ryan : no . annie : is it a policeman in the hallway ? ryan : hopefully not . this is a good surprise , ok ? annie : hmm . ryan : trust me . oh . annie : ahem . absolutely . [ scene_break ] ava : do you see now how jonny boy is with me -- a total jerk ? but when i 'm you , he 's , like , falling all over himself . so is everyone . everyone is so nice and sweet . god , lily , i could be you forever and never get tired of it . lily : being me is hard . ava : well , it 's totally worth it . lily : a lot of people are mean to me because i have autism spectrum disorder , and they do n't understand it . ava : who cares ? you have friends for life . hey , lily -- um -- do you think it would be so horrible if i pretended to be you again sometime ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : it 's just -- i do n't get it . i mean , lily -- she was so friendly to me at the wedding . she even -- she smiled at me , the way that she used to . i go over to her house to check on her , and she 's cold to me . amanda : that was your first mistake . jonathan : i wanted to make sure that she was ok . ryan got arrested at his reception . come on . you know she hates surprises . amanda : and she 's not that crazy about you , either . when are you going to get that ? jonathan : amanda , i know that lily 's moved on . amanda : no , you do n't , not if one smile gets you all wrapped up , not if you 're here moaning about her for the millionth time . jonathan : i 'm trying to get over lily . amanda : try harder . you get all excited , you 're only going to get hurt . give her some space . j.r. : hey -- give my regards to your crazy mom . amanda : i will tell her to get a room ready for your crazy dad . [ scene_break ] annie : how did you even get that up here ? ryan : magic , actually . yeah , you know , just kind of like you and me . here . annie : mmm . you know you wanted to smash that in my face . ryan : yeah , i kind of did a little bit . i did , only if i could lick it off , but i ca n't . annie : hmm . speaking of -- ryan : ok . annie : mmm . mmm , delicious . ryan : yeah . yeah . actually , you are . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan swore that there would never be anyone else . that was over a year ago . now he has a wife . jack : or two . greenlee : a son , a daughter . kendall was like a sister to me . now she 's treating me like i 'm a stranger . how can this be ? how is that possible ? jack : i 'll tell you how it 's possible . minutes turn into hours . hours , days . days , years . lives are lived . nobody stays frozen in time . greenlee : i have . [ next_on ] adam ( to zach ) : i think it may be too late for your father . it 's not too late for j.r. we can teach him a lesson . together we can put him in his place . ryan ( to jack ) : i want this cleared up . just tell me how to make it go away . greenlee ( to annie ) : hi . i 'm mrs. ryan lavery .
jack is on the phone , arguing with someone about ryan lavery being arrested on his wedding day . lily comes into the living room where jack is , and he asks her about the wedding . lily informs him that she had n't seen ryan get arrested and leaves the room . ava enters the house and jack realizes that ava attended the wedding instead of lily . ryan confronts greenlee about her showing up in pine valley unannounced . jonathan comes into the police station all upset over ryan being arrested on his wedding day . amanda goes to the police station and wants adam arrested for kidnapping jenny . annie , as well as emma , is all upset over how the day turned out . annie insists on staying in her wedding gown until ryan gets home . annie cancels the plane reservations and the hotel reservations . jack tells ava not to pose as lily ever again . after the bigamy charges against ryan are dismissed , he goes home to annie , and they make love . jack consoles greenlee about ryan not wanting her back .
annie : ryan , what is it ? [ ryan recalls being in the stable with annie before and stripping off their clothes ] annie : ryan , are you ok ? ryan : i remember this place . i remember you . [ scene_break ] frankie : aidan . now , i hear you 're out here trying to pull off rescue missions without me , only this time you have more to worry about than an old bomb shelter caving in on you . aidan : i would have recruited you on the job if i did n't think you were going to show me up . frankie : ah , it 's bound to happen . i understand . aidan : how 's our patient doing ? frankie : i was just about to go check on him . come on . aidan : listen , i have some medicine of my own . with doctor 's approval , of course . frankie : mm , i think we can work something out . let 's go . greenlee : help ! help ! we need some help in here ! frankie : what happened ? greenlee : he wanted me to help him get out of here , and when i did n't , he tried to do it himself . frankie : all right , let 's get him back in bed . easy . jake : oh , aidan , we 've got to stop meeting like this . people are going to think we 're dating . [ scene_break ] prison guard : i need your cell phone . jackson : since when do we have to check cell phones ? prison guard : new policy . jackson : all right , here you go . prison guard : carmen morales ' attorney 's here . bring her up . ok , you can go in . jackson : ok , thanks . thanks very much . hey . kendall : hey , this is a nice surprise . zach : jackson , how are you ? jackson : good to see you , zach . and kendall slater to see erica kane . kendall : are you here to see mom ? jackson : no , actually here to see carmen to give her some news on her case , so i 'll sneak in a hello if i can . prison guard : i need you to send erica kane up as well . ok , i need both your cell phones . jackson : it 's a new policy here . so , greenlee told me about jake martin 's rescue . pretty lucky guy . zach : yeah , pretty lucky . aidan did all the heavy lifting . jackson : yeah , i heard that , too . i also heard that he wo n't be doing anything like that for you anymore . is that right ? zach : greenlee made that pretty clear . jackson : sure . kendall : yeah , i think she 's going to have him fit for one of those electronic bracelets that sends him running like a madman and weeping like a baby . jackson : there you go . [ laughter ] jackson : go ahead . zach : thank you . erica : wow , this is a surprise . my goodness , how wonderful , all three of you . jackson : actually , these two are your official visitors . i 'm your bonus visitor . carmen : so does that mean i do n't have to pay you either ? jackson : hello , carmen . carmen : hello , sweetness . are all you lawyers this good looking ? erica : jack , you remember carmen . she 's -- carmen : insatiable . jackson : i 'm going to try to keep that in mind . erica : make sure you do . carmen : she 's a little jealous . erica : in which lifetime ? jackson : how are you ? are you holding up ok ? erica : well , it 's not the four seasons . carmen : no , just one of them -- winter erica : she writes her own material . jackson : yeah , i love her for that . carmen -- you , me , down here . erica : so , i heard about jake martin and what aidan did . so everything 's all right between you two ? zach : everything 's fine . everything worked out the way it should . and i 'm right here with the woman i love right next to me . [ scene_break ] ryan : it was like we were on fire . we could n't get our clothes off fast enough . it was here . we made love for the first time right here . annie : ok , you fooled me once before with this , ryan . remembering us , remembering this place . and it was all just from looking at a photo album . ryan : no , no , annie , this is real . it 's real . annie : ryan , if this is another attempt to lie to me -- ryan : i 'm not making this up . i 'm telling you right now , i 'm starting to remember things or at least -- ryan : or at least moments of things . annie : i 'm sorry , ryan , but i just do n't believe you . [ scene_break ] cassandra : oh , come on , mr. trunks , where are you ? look , i know i unpacked you . if i 've lost you after all we 've been through , i 'm going to be really unhappy . robert : mr. trunks . mr. trunks . angie : ah , baby , you know we 're spending a fortune . jesse : hey , you save a lot of money living on the run . it 's nice to finally have somewhere to spend it . angie : yeah , but still -- jesse : hey , do n't argue , young lady . we are getting married again . and that falls right smack - dab into the middle of the `` it 's all worth it `` category . after what we 've been through , we deserve the works . you deserve the works . i deserve the works . cassandra : ok , i 'll be in my room . angie : oh , baby , no , wait , wait , stop . now , do n't be silly . we 're just having a little smooch . come on over here . i want to show you some of the wedding goodies . hey , you ok ? cassandra : yeah , i just lost something . jesse : what did you lose ? cassandra : nothing important . jesse : well , i can help you look for it if you 'd like . cassandra : it 's personal , ok ? i 'll find it myself . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what were you thinking ? frankie : he was n't . jake : i thought it was a good idea at the time . frankie : he 's superhuman , remember ? it comes with the diploma , the m.d . they put after our names . for some doctors it stands for mentally defective . [ jake laughs ] frankie : what 's up , jake ? it 's good to see you again . jack : oh , no , another hubbard . i 've fallen into a nest of hubbards . frankie : oh , good , my mom already let you have it . jake : they actually gave you a license to practice ? did you bribe somebody ? frankie : i told them you were my teacher . they felt sorry for me . they did n't even bother making me take the boards . i want a fresh cbc , please . jake : they ran one of those this morning . frankie : i know , but it 's the idea of sticking you with more needles . aidan : so the party 's going to have to wait then , jake . jake : hey , hey , now there 's a man that knows real medicine . do you know how long it 's been since i had a cold brew ? hand it over here . dr. doolittle , you got any comments , take it up with the head of the hospital , all right ? frankie : the man you call your daddy ? hey , beer is a liquid bread . you can use both the fluids and the carbs . but just one . i would join you , but it 's not a good look . jake : you know what that means ? he ca n't hold his liquor . greenlee : you ca n't even stand up , smart - ass . you scared the heck out of me . jake : just wanted to see if you still cared . greenlee : cheers . aidan : cheers . jake : cheers . greenlee : lovely . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie , hold on a second , please . please , i swear to you that the images honestly are starting to come back to me . annie : ryan , please just shut up . ryan : wait , wait , wait . this kind of thing happens all the time , especially when there 's no horse . annie : shut up . ryan : i 'm kidding . no , really . when that little piece of hay flew up at you , it must have been terrifying . no wonder you -- why were you wet ? annie : excuse me ? ryan : once before , we were here , and you told me to shut up , but you were soaking wet . annie : i fell . in the trough . you were teaching me -- ryan : i was teaching you how to ride . annie : yeah . annie : i am in love with you . ryan : that was the first time you told me that you were in love with me . [ scene_break ] erica : i have been so worried about you two . kendall : ok , well , then it 's time to stop . i happen to have married a very amazing man . erica : yes , you have . kendall : oh , i almost forgot -- mother 's day cards . yeah , the boys , they made them for you . i 'm sorry they 're a little late . zach : i made this , it 's my handprint . it 's ian . when we inked him up , i let go of him , and he put handprints all over the kitchen . it 's very cute . erica : so everything 's fine ? [ scene_break ] jackson : and if this judge agrees to a new trial , i think i can get him to set bail and get you out of here . carmen : that 's nice . jackson : carmen , mi linda , i think maybe you 're not listening to me , not paying attention to what i 'm saying , because i just said i might be able to get you out of here . carmen : you know , i think you still have a shot . jackson : yes , that 's what i 'm saying . we have a shot at getting you out of here . carmen : no , i mean erica . she 's still got it for you pretty bad . [ scene_break ] frankie : thanks . jake : thanks . frankie : oh , maybe you 'd like to take a look . jake : there 's nothing wrong with me . frankie : the hell there is n't . your ck is sky - high , your protein 's in the toilet , and your electrolytes , they 're all out of whack . jack : out of whack , in the toilet , sky - high -- i 'm not familiar with this medical jargon -- too advanced for me . i 'm fine , frankie . look , my numbers are stabilized . greenlee : ok , you two , tell us mortals what you 're talking about . frankie : well , he 's still very seriously dehydrated and malnourished . jake : but i 'm improving . i 'm still kind of cute , too . frankie : look , you need to give it 24 more hours , ok ? at least until your electrolytes re - enter the earth 's atmosphere . jake : sorry if i scared you . i just need to get back to work . greenlee : yeah , well , you 're not going to help anyone if you 're dead . i know you think you 're smarter than everybody else in the world , but if you start listening to these guys , you 're going to have to listen to me . jake : you ready to sign up with that for the rest of your life ? aidan : just give me a pen . greenlee : good answer . jake : oh , when 's the wedding ? greenlee : june . we expect you to be there , and to be well - nourished by then . jake : june , huh ? well , i wish i could make it , but i wo n't be anywhere near this place . frankie : all right , you two , i have some incredibly humiliating and debasing tests to perform on this idiot right here , so finish your drinks and please bounce away . aidan : we 'll just have to continue this at a proper pub once you get out of here . jake : we 're in america now , pal . it 's called a bar . get with the lingo . got it , 007 ? greenlee : thank you for not dying . jake : thanks for giving a damn . so you do n't have any more tests to run . why did you get them out of here like that ? frankie : i really want to know what 's going on with you , jake . something happened to you over there . something ugly . so talk to me . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , now , these are the pictures of the centerpieces . you do n't think they 're too plain - looking , do you ? i mean , i wanted to make sure that they were n't too tall , so that the people sitting across from each other could actually see each other . cassandra : yeah , i think they 'll be fine . angie : ok , then , on to the table cloth and napkins . now , i 've narrowed it down to these two . i do n't want to go with plain old white , and the pastels were just , you know , yucky . so between these , what do you think ? the ivory or the ecru ? cassandra : i think do whatever makes you happy . angie : oh , honey , i value your opinion . cassandra : ok , sorry . fine , the ecru . angie : she 's right , jesse . definitely the ecru . jesse : yeah , ecru . ecru is fine . [ scene_break ] jake : the ink is still wet on your medical degree , and now you 're trying to shrink me . your mama tried that . let me tell you something , did n't work . frankie : yeah , well , if anyone understands not wanting to talk about something , is me . but , jake , you 've been more than a teacher to me . i 've always thought of you as a brother . and i discovered i had a platoon of brothers over in iraq , and until this day , i 'm still not comfortable talking about what happened over there unless it 's with one of them . the ones who made it back , anyway . i guess i just wanted to make the offer . anyway , i got ta get going . jake : you know how when they asked you what happened over there , it just makes you want to punch them in the face ? frankie : yeah , and in the stomach , too . when i first got back , man , i could n't handle it . i ended up living in the woods . everybody wanted to know all the gory details . jake : if you tell them any of the details , all that it ends up doing is -- frankie : scaring them half to death . been there , done that , bought the t - shirt . jake : frankie - frank , i want you to know that i always thought of you as a brother , too . an obnoxious , snot - nosed , pain - in - the - ass little brother , but a brother nonetheless . where do you keep going ? you got a girl waiting for you or something ? frankie : hey , hey , hey , take it easy . nobody 's waiting for me . jake : why do n't you hang around and help me finish off this sixer then ? frankie : a man 's drink , huh ? jake : thank you . frankie : i remember thinking back to when i was a kid . my mom lecturing me on gambling . the odds are always with the house . play long enough and you 're going to lose . so i started to -- that 's how i started to feel , the longer i survived , the shorter my odds were getting . jake : those are the people that i deal with -- the ones whose odds have run out . the thing is , they 're not soldiers . they 're just civilians -- just people . take a mall , a mall in america . anytown , usa and fill it up with people -- moms , kids , babies , and teenagers -- got it ? now picture them all being shot -- just mowed down . my job is to go find the ones that are n't dead yet and put them back together . frankie : how do you deal with that ? jake : you mean , how do you stay sane ? you depersonalize it . do n't get attached to anyone or anything . go through the motions . do your job . do n't think about yourself . do n't think about your feelings . you 're a robot . do n't think about anyone -- anyone that you -- [ scene_break ] greenlee : did you see jake 's eyes ? he was trying to make believe everything was ok , but his eyes -- it broke my heart . aidan : he 's been tough a lot , greenlee . greenlee : i asked him what it was like . i mean , he told me a little . but it 's amazing he has n't gone insane . aidan : war is just one of those things . you know , it 's just not easy to come out of the outside , you know ? greenlee : i do n't ever want you to go into a situation like that again . i never want to see that look in your eyes . aidan : you wo n't , but i got to be honest with you . i 've had that look . i 'm just lucky that i got rid of it . and now all i can think of is kissing those gorgeous lips of yours . [ scene_break ] jackson : carmen , you know we have a limited amount of time to discuss your case . carmen : but i know this . you 're doing everything you can to get me out of here -- good . nothing left to talk about . now , i 've heard a lot about you from erica . i want to know more about what happened between you two . jackson : [ laughs ] carmen , you could finish your sentence in here before i could finish that story . [ scene_break ] zach : you see that ? that 's the only thing that 's important -- the only thing . i know what happened . and i understand it , and we moved on . erica : and you were so afraid . kendall : i know . i underestimated what an amazing man i married . zach : that 's the last time you 'll do that . kendall : the very last . erica : well , i ca n't tell you what a burden has been lifted . i 'm so happy for you . kendall : thank you . but we 're worried about you , mom . i mean , your being here away from your family ? i miss you . zach : we all do . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , sweetie , so now for the big question mark -- your maid of honor dress . i mean , you know , we both know how hideous those things can be , and i do n't want you to only look great , but i want you to feel comfortable , you know ? so at the end of the night , you know , when you 're partying -- cassandra : you know , mom , hold that thought . i just remembered somewhere where i might have put the thing that i 'm looking for . i 'll be right back . angie : oh , ok , sweetheart . boy . just not enough time for all this , jesse , i swear . jesse : why ? angie : i 'm going crazy . jesse : it 's going to be beautiful . the wedding -- beautiful . the audience -- beautiful . and you -- beyond beautiful . angie : give me more , give me more . jesse : come here . ah -- [ angie laughs ] robert : it 's me . the trail 's gotten hot again . no , but soon . the diamond is close . just make sure you 're ready to put that plan back into action . because i 'm not going to let it slip out of my hands this time . [ scene_break ] annie : you are remembering things . ryan : i told you that i am . i almost think of it like -- it 's kind of like all flashes -- i 'm getting little flashes -- little pieces of the puzzle . i do n't know exactly where they fit . annie : it 's something , though . that 's something more than you had before . what ? ryan : when you told me that you loved me , you did n't want to . i mean , you did n't want to admit it , did you ? annie : no , i did n't . ryan : why not ? annie : i guess because we were n't really in sync back then . ryan : so then what happened to make it all work out ? annie : well , you just kept telling me how much you loved me , and you carried an engagement ring around with you like , forever . and you kept reminding me that the proposal was still on the table . ryan : but the first time that you told me that you loved me , that was n't the same day that we made love for the first time , was it ? annie : no , i did n't tell you i loved you until weeks later . i mean , the first time when we were in here , we just could n't help ourselves . but it was more than just sex . it was like we were daring to cross this line , and then once we did , it eventually led to you and the ring and -- what else , ryan ? what else are you remembering ? ryan : i remember after we made love , i remember you had a little bit of hay in your hair . and i remember seeing a little sliver of sunlight coming across you and thinking to myself how breathtakingly beautiful you were . god , i wish i could remember more . annie : it took us a long time back then , ryan . i mean , to just get in sync . maybe -- [ ryan takes annie 's hand and kisses her as they start to remove their clothes , then lie down on the hay and make passionate love ] annie : do you remember now ? do you remember loving me ? i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . too much , too soon , i know . i just thank god that you remembered something about us . about me . not about kendall , not about greenlee -- about me . that 's why i know this was right , us making love , here , on our anniversary . because you remembered me . [ scene_break ] aidan : so from what you just told jake , you want the wedding to be in june now ? greenlee : well , i mean , i think we should at least wait until after angie and jesse 's wedding , do n't you ? i intend to throw a party . people are going to have to be well - rested . aidan : you really do want to have a blowout , do n't you ? greenlee : do n't you think we deserve it ? aidan : yeah , well , of course we do . that and more . i mean , i just -- i want you to have everything . greenlee : really ? aidan : as long as you promise me one thing . greenlee : what ? aidan : you leave the wedding night plans to me . greenlee : deal , sort of . aidan : what do you mean , `` sort of `` ? greenlee : well , a girl 's got to have some surprises . aidan : surprises are good . greenlee : yeah , they are . all i 'm saying is you better double up on your time at the gym , mister . if you think special ops training was hard , wait until you get a load of me . [ scene_break ] jake : sorry . i guess as much as i hate to admit it , i need some sleep . frankie : you got it . jake : hey , uh , rookie . i , uh -- i just want you to know , believe it or not , i 've been able to keep tabs on you . you 've actually turned out to be a hell of a doctor . frankie : thanks , jake . by the way , i know i told you that then i first got back from iraq , i wanted nothing to do with my family . turns out , they ended up saving my life . you should let that marinate . jake : the only thing i want to do right now is rest , so -- can you hook me up with a little bit of zolpidem ? can you do that ? frankie : yeah . jake : thank you . thanks . [ scene_break ] angie : sweetie , you know what , cass is nice and tall and lean , so i think she 'd look good in something like that , do n't you ? jesse : yeah . angie : you know , regal . jesse : yeah , i like this . angie : yeah , yeah . yeah , and i like the drop waist on it , too . jesse : i like this one , too . [ phone rings ] angie : hold on . oh , boy . ok , i got to make a call . i 'll be right back . jesse : all right . angie : hey , honey , did you find out who -- find what you were looking for ? cassandra : no , but do n't worry about it . it 'll show up . angie : ok . jesse : hey . you going out ? cassandra : yeah , i thought i might take a walk , yeah . jesse : think you can spare a minute ? cassandra : what do you need ? jesse : i need your opinion . yeah , i 'm hoping to surprise your mother with a really special song at the wedding . cassandra : hey , that 's up to you . your call , not mine . jesse : cassandra , look , your mother is really excited about this wedding . she really wants you to be an important part of it . cassandra : yeah , i am . i 'm her maid of honor . what else do you want ? jesse : i guess i want a little more than just , `` yeah , i 'm going to show up , so -- `` angie : all right . i got to run to the hospital and check on a patient . i will be back in a bit . all right , keep working there . see if you can come up with even more fabulous ideas than i did . jesse : yes , ma'am . you know what ? have a seat . we need to talk . [ scene_break ] jackson : so , listen , you . you will let me know if it gets uncomfortable in here , right ? erica : i will , i promise . jackson : good , you better . erica : thank you . jackson : yeah . erica : well , i love you both . kiss the boys . zach : hang in there . kendall : i love you , mom . erica : i love you , too . carmen : have i ever told you for a smart chick , you 're pretty stupid ? erica : yeah , once or twice . carmen : you told me it was all kaput with you and mr. my - yummy . erica : oh , come on , just give it up , carmen . carmen : just look at you . you have the smile the size of a banana . erica : will you excuse me ? i have to make a phone call . [ scene_break ] aidan : this marriage of ours , it 's going to come first . greenlee : no arguments here . aidan : and we need to start this thing off right , ok ? because when we have kids , you know , it gets a bit complicated . greenlee : well , we 've got enough on our plate right now . i mean , we have plenty of time to talk out kids down the line . aidan : we have n't really spoken about it though , greens . how many kids do you want , huh ? you talking one , two , a whole baseball team , what ? greenlee : i 'm freaking out about the wedding as it is . enough about the kids , ok ? aidan : i know you ca n't carry a child , but you do want to start a family , right ? greenlee : i do n't know . what if we decide we do n't ? [ scene_break ] annie 's voice : do you remember now ? do you remember loving me ? [ scene_break ] cassandra : so , what 's your problem , jesse ? jesse : oh , i do n't have a problem , cassandra , you do . obviously with me . and i 'm not going to ignore it , because nothing is going to keep your mother from having the wedding of her dreams , including you . so you 're going to sit down , and you 're going to tell me exactly what it is about me that 's bugging you . robert : that 's right , honey . and when you 're through talking with him , you 're going to have a nice little chat with me . [ scene_break ] [ sounds of war ] woman 's voice : good bye , jake . good bye . [ medical machines beep as jake jolts awake ] [ scene_break ] aidan : i guess -- i guess i never thought about not having kids . greenlee : well , hey , i 'm not putting a veto on the whole thing . it 's just that i -- i just got you back from a near - death experience halfway around the world . and we 've got a wedding of the century to plan , then you go and get me all tingly , talking about our wedding night . and then suddenly , the whole topic of conversation turns to kids . it 's like an emotional roller coaster . i promise , we 'll have plenty of time to talk about the kid thing , ok ? aidan : sure . greenlee : i love you . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , i have got to get back to the kids , so we 'll see you soon . jackson : good to see you , as always . zach : take care , man . come on . jackson : thank you very much . [ phone rings ] jackson : yeah , and that 's why you 're supposed to put it in your pocket , jack . [ jack answers kendall 's phone ] erica : kendall , i could n't come right out and say it with jack standing so close by , but i am so happy that you and zach have been able to get past your night with aidan . and if greenlee never finds out , honey , then it 's in the past forever , kendall . [ next_on ] cassandra : it 's not that i think that you 're a bad guy , it 's just -- jesse : i 'm not your father . tad ( to aidan ) : i 'm going to find our daughter and bring her home . for some reason i ca n't explain , dixie 's got something to do with it . adam ( to j.r. ) : your mother is haunting me . [ dixie laughs ]
as ryan begins to remember the time that he and annie spent in the stable , she does n't believe it . at the hospital , aidan brings jake a special surprise and meets up with frankie . greenlee comes in and finds jake lying on the floor of his hospital room . when she yells for help , frankie and aidan hurry into the room to help her get jake back into bed . jack visits carmen in jail and runs into kendall and jack , who are there to visit erica . as cassandra searches the apartment for the stuffed elephant , robert watches her movements with a pair of binoculars . robert talks on the phone and tells the person that he should be ready for his next plan . angie tries to get her involved in her marriage plans , but cassandra is more than a little preoccupied . greenlee invites jake to her and aidan 's wedding , but he declines the invitation by telling them that he wo n't be here . erica is more than a little relieved when she learns that everything is all right between kendall and zach after he found out that she and aidan slept together . as his old feelings for her resurface , annie and ryan make love . angie is called to the hospital which leaves cassandra and jesse alone . jesse tells her to sit down so they need to talk . robert still watches and mumbles to himself that after cassandra talks with jesse she is going to talk to him . when aidan mentions having children to greenlee , she is reluctant to talk about this topic of conversation .
erica : since we 're gon na be launching just one new line , mine , we are gon na have so many more options for layout and presentation . we 're gon na love this . greenlee : hmm . brava , erica . your double - cross with the brazilians was a particularly impressive move . erica : you mean after your botched attempt to double - cross me ? thank you . i thought so . greenlee : you won this round , i 'll give you that , but i 'll never give you fusion . [ scene_break ] ryan : your new boyfriend ? that 's who did this to you ? madison : no . ryan : do n't you cover for him , because i will drag his ass in jail so quickly -- madison : no , ryan ! i ca n't do this to you . ryan : you ca n't do what to me ? madison , you 're the one being hurt here . madison : but i 'm not . at least , not the way you think . ryan : there 's people that can help you . madison : no , i do n't need help . psychiatric help maybe , but not for abuse . ryan : madison , what are you talking about ? your face -- what do you call that ? madison : it 's fake . fake . ryan : ok , i do n't understand . what 's going on here ? why would you want me to think that your boyfriend is beating you up ? madison : he 's not my boyfriend . and i am not the one who wants you to think that . david hayward is . [ scene_break ] david : it 's perfect . i 'd like it outside my office by the end of the day . marissa : oh , thank you . thanks . i do n't know why i left it here . my head is just somewhere else . ohh . david : hi . one of those days ? marissa : yeah , i guess so . i should go . david : wait , marissa . are you ok ? marissa : no , i 'm not . david : i 'm sorry . is it -- marissa : j.r. ? oh , god , i 'm just so angry at him , but i do n't want him to die . [ scene_break ] doctor : mentioned feeling lethargic ? j.r. : last few days , zero energy . doctor : how are things at home ? any stress ? j.r. : uh , no . everything 's fine . [ scene_break ] amanda : you have to wake up . you have to wake up and take it all back . i am my own person . i am not you . i will never be you . trevor is going to grow up to be normal and happy with two sane parents that love him and allow him to be whoever he wants to be , do what he wants . how could you do this to me ? i want to look at my son and feel love , not fear . come on , wake up . open your eyes and tell me that you were wrong . jake : how are you girls doing in here ? amanda : the same . is n't there something you can give her to wake her up ? jake : well , we 've done everything we can . it 's up to your mom now . amanda : i hate waiting . jake : i know . i have an idea , though . why do n't we get out of here ? we go home , we watch some telenovelas . we can watch them all night long because they rerun them on cable , with the little nugget -- just the three of us . what do you say ? amanda : i would love to , but you just started your shift . jake : it 's a quiet night . i 'll get someone to cover for me . amanda : you 're sweet , but i 'm fine . jake : you sure ? amanda : yeah . you know , i 'm gon na go pick up trevor and , i do n't know , maybe we 'll go to the park or something . jake : yeah , because , you know , you at least have 2 , 2 1/2 hours left of light . amanda : it 'll be fun . jake : yeah . oh , and if you do the slide thing and he goes down , just make the `` woosh `` sound for him , because he goes crazy for that . amanda : i love you . jake : i love you , too . listen to me . everything 's gon na be fine . ok ? it 's gon na be fine . amanda : just watch after her . ok ? she has to wake up . she has to . [ scene_break ] doctor : i know it is n't easy . this is an important checkup . j.r. : it 's a little nerve - racking . i 'm not gon na lie . doctor : except for the lethargy you described , which could be caused by any number of things , you look good , j.r . j.r. : thanks . doctor : as soon as we have your platelet count and other markers , we 'll know definitively where we stand . j.r. : until then , just try to keep my mind off it ? doctor : bingo . take your wife to dinner and a movie . j.r. : hmm . [ scene_break ] marissa : it 's his first checkup after the transplant , and he 's obviously so worried that the cancer 's come back . i mean , so am i . but i 'm just so angry at him still . you know , to feel angry and worried and to care all at the same time ? david : tell me how i can help . marissa : you can undo the last three weeks of my life . david : you have to know i would if i could . listen , i 'm sorry about earlier . i should n't have gone off on j.r. like that . it 's just there 's so much history there . remembering what he did to babe -- marissa : ok , david -- david : no , i know . you 're not babe , and i am not trying to control your life , i promise . but , marissa , come on . i ca n't just stand by and watch you being hurt . i hate that . marissa : well , it 's not like i 've never lost people that i love . you know , i handled it then , i can handle it now . david : well , you should n't have to -- at least , not alone . look , can i take you out to dinner ? i promise i wo n't even mention j.r. 's name . marissa : i 'm sorry , i ca n't . i have a study session to get to . david : oh . ok . maybe some other time . marissa : but thanks . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , they 're from david . greenlee : i can read . randi : ok , i 've got to go do something . greenlee : sorry to disappoint , erica , but i 'm not about to disappear under some rock . erica : no , i did n't think so . so , then , what desperate , last - ditch effort to hold on to fusion do you plan to spring on me next time ? greenlee : if i told you , that would ruin the surprise . erica : nothing you could do could surprise me anymore . greenlee : i would n't count on that . erica : you 're out of time , greenlee . that dirty little deal you made down in rio is worthless . and without it , you do n't have a cosmetics line . huh . what to do ? ah , what to do ? greenlee : do n't worry . i 'll think of something . erica : well , i have a suggestion -- greenlee : shocker . erica : time to admit defeat . greenlee : i 'm sorry . have you met me ? i do n't do defeat . erica : oh , really ? even with extenuating circumstances ? greenlee : would you just say what you mean ? this is exhausting . erica : yeah , i understand . you might be pregnant . greenlee : oh , right . right . thank you , by the way , for telling my dad . that was so considerate , and definitely your place . erica : i thought you and your dad were so close . you mean , you did n't want him to know ? greenlee : well , you can cancel the shower invitations . this oven is bun - free . erica : oh . well , that must be a relief . or is it ? greenlee : the only baby i 'm focused on right now is fusion . erica : well , the last time you focused on this baby , the last time you lost this baby , you foolishly attempted to destroy fusion . so do n't even think about going there . greenlee : i would never dream of bringing down fusion . you , on the other hand ? watch your back . [ scene_break ] madison : i am so sorry . ryan : what does hayward want from me , and why would he use you to get it ? madison : david wanted me to distract you . ryan : distract me ? madison : romantically . ryan : he wanted you to get me to fall for you ? madison : he thought that if you were focused on someone else -- ryan : that it would keep me away from greenlee . are you kidding me ? how many times does the guy have to hear it ? we 're done ! it 's over ! madison : i told him that . he would n't listen . you have every right to hate me . ryan : i do n't hate you , madison . i do n't hate you . i know hayward , and i know what he 's capable of , and i know how he gets people , especially women , to do things they would n't normally do . you know ? but -- wait a minute . he 's got to have something on you . madison : well , i would n't mess with you just for fun , ryan , not after everything that you 've done for me . ryan : what is it ? what is he blackmailing you with ? madison : i ca n't tell you that . ryan : yes , you can . you can tell me . you can trust me , ok ? madison , i will help you . madison : i am not the only one involved . there are other people , good people , and i have already hurt them enough . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how much do you love me ? jack : well , that 's a dangerous question -- from any woman . greenlee : i 'm not `` any woman , `` i 'm your daughter . so let 's have it . how much ? jack : heh heh . the love i have for you is limitless . you know that . greenlee : but ? jack : but i 'm not gon na help you sabotage erica . greenlee : even though she sabotaged me first ? jack : even though . greenlee : i 'm about to lose fusion . you get that , right ? jack : i get that . and you get that i wish there was something i could do . greenlee : there is . jack : something besides that , greenlee . greenlee : ohh , please , daddy ? jack : `` daddy `` ? really ? greenlee : i 'm desperate . what can i say ? jack : i thought we already had this conversation . do i hate what erica did to you ? yes , i do . greenlee : ok . then let 's use that hate , we couple it with mine -- sky 's the limit . jack : i know i 'm going to regret this , but let me go ahead and ask just for curiosity 's sake . should i become involved in this insanity -- which i will not -- what , exactly , would you have me do ? greenlee : get erica out of town . take her to l.a. , paris , the moon -- i really do n't care . just get her out of my way for 24 hours . that 's not too much to ask , is it ? [ scene_break ] madison : i am so , so sorry . ryan : i know you are , and you said that already . madison : it does n't feel like enough . i know you might not believe this , but it killed me to go along with david 's plan . god , you 've been beyond generous with me . ryan : all right , let 's not go overboard here , ok ? madison : i 'm not . hey , you took me to the miranda center when i had nowhere to go . you gave me a job and advice and friendship . you offered me a place to live . it was you , was n't it ? ryan : i do n't know what you 're talking about . madison : you paid the back rent that i owed , kept my landlord from hauling me to court . ryan : you needed a break , madison . all i did , i just cut you one . that 's it . madison : and how did i repay you ? ryan : hey -- [ madison sighs ] ryan : you did n't go through with it , ok ? you did n't , and that 's what counts . madison : what counts is that i 'm an idiot . i should 've known it was n't david . ryan : wait a minute . he told you he bailed you out ? madison : i assumed . but he went right along with it . ryan : of course , he did . typical . madison : i have to go . ryan : what do you mean , you have to go ? where are you going ? madison : i do n't know . anywhere but here . i ca n't stay here . i have to leave town before david -- ryan : no , do n't let the -- do n't let the son of a bitch run you out of town , ok , please ? madison : you do n't understand . ryan : i do understand . i do . i know . you 're scared , but you do n't have to be . i can help you . madison : oh , it 's so much more than that . ryan : ok . well , then whoever you 're protecting , i will protect them . madison : i ca n't . ryan : look , wherever you hide -- madison , wherever you hide , there 's nowhere that david hayward ca n't find you , ok ? you 've got one option right now , one , and it 's to stay here and to fight . and i 'm telling you right now that i 'm gon na fight with you , ok ? but you got to tell me what you did . madison : i killed my husband . i saw randi leaving henry 's hotel room . and when i went in there , for a second it looked like she had killed him . later i found out the truth , which was that he had attacked her , and she hit him in self- defense . when he saw me , he asked for help . it was n't really asking , it was more like begging . but when i thought of all the times that i had begged him to stop , begged him not to send me back to my father , begged him to keep his hands off me -- i did n't help him , ryan . i hit him . ryan : and then what happened ? madison : and then i sat back and waited for randi to take the fall . ryan : but randi was never accused of killing your husband . madison : no . no , it never went that far , thank god . randi 's family got involved . it 's a long story . but the hubbards did n't do anything wrong . and if david keeps nosing around this , he 's gon na figure out that they were involved . ryan : yeah , he will . and he 's already got it out for angie and jesse . i mean , finding dirt on them would be like a dream come true for the guy . madison : which is why i have to get lost . david will forget about me eventually . ryan : ok , that 's where you 're wrong . madison : i know once i go , david 's gon na try to find some other way to get at you , but it wo n't matter because you 'll already know what he 's up to . ryan : madison , do you trust me ? madison : yeah . ryan : you do n't have to leave town , because david is not gon na use you anymore . i wo n't let him . [ scene_break ] jake : ohh , i want to understand , and i need to understand . i mean , we 're like that , right ? that 's ingrained in us since we 're children : we got to follow in our parents ' footsteps . hopefully , they 're just marginally annoying . hopefully , they 're just marginally overprotective , and we can live with that . but what do you do when one of them is insane ? i mean , seriously , clinically insane -- `` stick your dead husband in a freezer `` insane . frankie : yeah , but , jake , amanda 's nothing like her mother . jake : i know that . frankie : you think amanda does n't ? jake : i think she 's scared . i think she puts on a brave face for me and trevor , but i think she 's freaking out inside . i want to protect her . with this , i just -- i do n't know . i do n't know how . [ scene_break ] amanda : you gon na be a good boy for mommy ? that 's what i thought . hmm . [ trevor cries ] janet 's voice : i am a part of you ! i will always be a part of you , just like you are a part of trevor forever and ever ! and you love him just as fiercely as i love you because , like it or not , baby girl , you are your mother 's daughter ! [ scene_break ] erica : i told jack i was sorry . opal : `` sorry `` ? that 's it ? you cut his daughter off at her teeny , weeny kneecaps . i would have a conniption if a friend did that to me . erica : opal , first of all , business is business . and secondly , greenlee is the one who played dirty in the first place . opal : yeah , but you had to get right down there in the dirt with her ? erica : no , i could never stoop as low as greenlee . look , i just intend to hold on to fusion no matter what . opal : even if it means letting go of you know who ? erica : you see , this is exactly what i was talking about in the first place . opal : well , you lost me . erica : why i wanted to end things with jack . he always chooses his daughter over me . and anyway -- anyway , i do n't have any time in my life for romance . i need to focus on my career , and , sadly , that involves making some difficult choices . opal : oh , that 's hogwash . you had a million - and - one ways to power past greenlee . but you chose your trusty old steamroller approach , and you smashed jackson 's heart like a pancake . [ scene_break ] jack : no , greenlee , i am not going to whisk erica away somewhere . greenlee : why not ? jack : well , for one thing , we 're kind of on the outs because of this whole deal . i mean , do n't you think it would be a little obvious if all of a sudden i say , `` hey , let 's go away for the weekend `` ? greenlee : with your incredible savvy and finesse ? no way . jack : oh , no , no , no . flattery is not gon na make me get involved in this insanity . greenlee : but you 're already involved . do n't you see that ? until erica 's pointy beak is out of fusion , you 'll forever be in the middle . jack : again i say to you , have n't we already had this discussion ? greenlee : maybe we should have it again . erica losing this competition is best for everyone , especially you . i mean , come on , dad , think about it . how nice would it be : you two out for dinner talking about -- i do n't know -- politics , your next vacation , what you watched on tv last night ? not me or fusion or how erica and i want to rip each other 's highlights out . jack : that would be nice . greenlee : so you 'll do it ? jack : no . greenlee : hmm . i hope you do n't look back and regret this . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] david : what are you doing here ? did anyone see you ? madison : do n't know . and i really do n't care . david : you do n't care ? oh , you 'll care when i tell the world your dirty little secret . madison : i 'm out , david . david : what do you mean , you 're out ? madison : you know exactly what i mean . find someone else , because i 'm not going through with it . david : you know , that 's pretty funny . you make it sound like you actually have a choice . ryan : as a matter of fact , she does . [ scene_break ] david : i do n't know what she 's been telling you , but you got to know the woman is a pathological liar . ryan : i 've been going over it in my head , and for the life of me i ca n't figure out what 's more pathetic -- that you thought madison could be blackmailed into seducing me or that you had to come up with this plan to begin with . what 's happening ? a little trouble in paradise , hayward ? david : no , no . actually , everything is great between me and greenlee . it 's you that 's the annoyance . ryan : oh . david : boy . heh heh . you 've been pretty busy , huh ? well , i guess that 's to be expected . i mean , anything to keep the sordid truth from coming out , right ? madison : he knows . ryan : yes , he does . so you can table the threats . madison told me everything . david : so you know that you 're defending a cold - blooded killer ? ryan : i 'm defending another one of your victims , hayward . i mean , you would do this . you would pimp her out for what ? why , exactly ? just to kind of keep me occupied ? david : anything to keep you out of my wife 's hair for good . ryan : greenlee does n't need me out of her hair . we 're done ! david : what a bunch of garbage ! ok ? every time i turn around , you 're there : her escort , her friend , her sympathetic shoulder . i know , you 've been telling everybody you let her go , but your grip has never been tighter . let me tell you something . you can forget it . you 've shattered her world how many times now ? well , i 'll be damned if i let you do it again . [ scene_break ] erica : opal , please do n't try to make me feel guilty about this . an opportunity presented itself , and i took it . end of story . opal : yeah , which is what it 's gon na be for you and jackson if you do n't look out . love does n't come along that often , gal pal . ok ! for you , maybe more , but still . there is a man out there , a very special man who adores the stilettos you walk in . now , are you gon na just let that go over some silly competition ? erica : opal , the competition is anything but silly . opal : but winning that competition is n't gon na keep you warm at night . it is n't gon na rub your feet or feed you bonbons or pinch your tushie when it 's on his side of the bed . erica : oh , opal . i did n't know palmer fed you bonbons . opal : well , only once . but i will never forget it . i just do n't want you to look back and kick yourself , that 's all . erica : how are you doing ? opal : well , i have my moments . i miss palmer every single day . erica : i miss him , too . opal : i just ca n't believe that he 's really gone . you know , i keep thinking i 'll turn around and there he 'll be , just as ornery and pigheaded as ever . i just wish i would 've gotten a chance to tell him i love him just one last time . erica : he knew . he knew . opal : maybe . chances are ruing out , girlfriend , faster than we think . now , do n't you waste yours like i wasted mine . jackson ! well , what are you doing here tonight ? jack : i just came by in hopes of a quiet dinner . opal : alone ? jack : does n't get more quiet than that . how are you holding up ? opal : well , with good friends like the two of you , i 'm ok . you enjoy your quiet , or not . erica : are you leaving ? opal : yeah . i got a hot date with a bowl of popcorn and a remote . tootles . erica : well -- that 's opal : subtle as ever . how did it go with greenlee ? jack : how the hell do you think it went ? [ scene_break ] marissa : it 's ok . yeah , we can just meet when you 're feeling better . ok , get some rest . bye . [ music plays at b.j . 's while marissa downs j.r. 's drink ] marissa : ohh ! j.r. : why did you do that ? marissa : oh ! so you would n't . oh , my god . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] frankie : you know , when i first met randi , she was kind of in the same place amanda is right now . jake : was her mother stalking her on the internet ? frankie : no . but , you know , her mother was n't around . no family at all , unless you want to count her pimp . jake : ah . i ca n't imagine how rough that must 've been for you . frankie : yep . well , randi was convinced that life pretty much sucked and that was it . she thought she was destined to live and die on the streets . jake : now look at her . she 's happy . she 's married to a great guy . she 's successful . frankie : well , her fears were a big problem for us , and they almost kept us apart . jake : yeah , but you were there for her , right ? you got through to her . frankie : no , i did n't , i just hung in there , waited for her to realize that she was the one in charge . jake : hmm . god , i hope that -- i hope that amanda gets there . frankie : she will . just be patient . and no matter what , let her know that you believe in her . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , hey . what are you doing here ? krystal : oh , i just came to check in . how are you ? amanda : i 'm doing ok . really . krystal : good . good . listen , i know how tough it 's been on you all these years , you know , dealing with your mother . amanda : well , my mom 's sick , so there 's nothing i can do but accept it , you know ? krystal : easier said than done , right ? amanda : not for me . so do you want a glass of wine or something ? krystal : no , no . no , thank you . [ trevor cries ] krystal : are n't you gon na check on trevor ? amanda : no . [ scene_break ] j.r. : better ? marissa : i ca n't tell yet . what was that stuff ? j.r. : 160 proof scotch . marissa : ohh . j.r. : how about now ? marissa : i think i 'll be ok . j.r. : i do n't think you will in a minute . that was some pretty potent stuff . marissa : yeah , you think ? j.r. : you know , i was n't gon na drink it . marissa : then why -- j.r. : sometimes i just have to do that . i have to grab the bottle , stare it down , make sure i 'm still the stronger one . marissa : was it because of your appointment ? did you get bad news ? j.r. : no . i mean , not yet . i still have to wait for the blood work to come in . marissa : oh , god . i just -- i saw you sitting here with that drink in your hand , and i assumed the worst . j.r. : i 'm sorry i scared you . marissa : `` sorry '' -you 've been saying that a lot lately . j.r. : i know . marissa : i hate you . [ scene_break ] erica : and here i thought you 'd be in wonderful spirits . jack : and why is that ? erica : well , did n't greenlee tell you ? she 's not pregnant with david 's baby . jack : that 's none of your damn business . erica : listen , did you see my note ? jack : yes , i did . both words . erica : i was trying to be succinct . jack : `` i 'm sorry '' -- that is succinct . erica : well , i truly am , jack . jack : what are you sorry for , though , erica ? i mean , are you sorry because you sandbagged greenlee , or because you used me to do it , or are you just sorry you got caught ? erica : jack , let 's not forget something . let 's just not forget that it was greenlee who started this whole mess . jack : my daughter was just trying to level the playing field . all she wanted was a fair fight . but you do n't do fair , do you ? erica : `` fair `` ? what greenlee did , sneaking around behind my back ? that was illegal . look , i know this is a dirty business , jack , but -- jack : oh , `` business . `` do n't hand me `` business . `` this is as personal as it gets . erica : you know something ? you happen to be right about that . it was personal . i took advantage of you , and for that , i am very sorry , truly sorry . but , jack , please understand . i mean , the papers were just lying there on the desk , and i could n't help myself . jack : a pavlovian response . erica : yes , actually . yes . thank you for understanding . jack : i do n't understand , and i do n't accept your apology . what you did , erica , there 's no excuse . [ scene_break ] david : so go pound on your chest somewhere else , lavery . i 'm done . ryan : really ? that 's too bad because i 'm just getting started . you want to hear the best part about this plan that you concocted ? david : all right , go ahead . knock yourself out . enlighten me . ryan : it does n't even make any sense . david : well , you 've always been a little slow on the uptake , lavery , so what part are you having trouble with ? ryan : if i 'm so madly in love with greenlee , then why would i jump in bed with somebody else ? david : because you 're a sucker , ryan . always have been , always will be . and if i found somebody more competent , trustworthy perhaps -- madison : go to hell . david : you would 've fallen for it 100 % . ryan : is that right ? david : oh , yeah . absolutely . you know , it 's sweet , really , in a sad , lame , predictable kind of way . you see a woman in trouble -- boom -- you 're there . you 're tripping all over yourself to get to her . ryan : horrible quality to have , is n't it , trying to help people ? david : yeah . ryan : and you think i 'm slow on the uptake ? wow . i mean , you do n't even realize that you have completely and totally wasted your time . david : you see , i do n't think so . ryan : i know you have . because despite your delusions and your whacked - out conspiracy theories , there is nothing between greenlee and me anymore . done . history . she 's yours , hayward . now , whether or not you deserve her , that 's a whole other story . [ scene_break ] erica : i did what i did , jack , to counteract greenlee 's dirty dealing . but i never meant to hurt you in the process . jack : let me ask you a question . if you could take all this back , would you ? erica : no , i would not . let me ask you -- jack : then there 's nothing left to say , is there ? erica : no , i guess not . opal : oh , did you see my -- well . excuse me . earring . jack : i 'm guessing this is maybe yours ? opal : oh , thank you , jackson . jack : you 're welcome . opal : thank you . well , i guess she did n't apologize to you . jack : oh , sure , sure . she apologized in her usual frustrating erica - like way . sit down , will you ? opal : well , maybe it is for the best . jack : and why is that ? opal : well , you ca n't make a silk purse out of a sow 's ear , jackson . opal : i 'm saying you ca n't change the fundamental nature of things no matter how hard you try . jack : so what are you saying ? i should just walk away ? opal : damn straight . jack : you know what , opal ? maybe i would walk away -- if i did n't love that woman so damn much . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you have every right to be angry . marissa : oh , do n't give me permission to feel . i will feel what i want to , when i want to . j.r. : that 's not what i meant . [ marissa sighs ] j.r. : i know that you 're not gon na have the same kind of trust in me . i was just hoping maybe we could -- marissa : stop it ! stop it ! i did n't come here to have a heart - to - heart with you . ok ? i came here to meet a friend , and we were supposed to study , but she 's sick . everyone is sick . why ? oh , god , i have to go . j.r. : no , i do n't think that 's such a good idea . hey -- oh ! [ scene_break ] jake : hey , it 's me . i 'm just checking on you and trevor , see how it 's going at the park , you know , and if t - man picked up any lady friends at the swing set , because that 's where all the action is usually . he likes that . so call me . i love you . it 's not like you to turn your phone off , so just call me . love you . [ scene_break ] amanda : trevor 's been having trouble sleeping through the night . [ trevor cries ] krystal : yeah , yeah . i know how that goes . amanda : his naps are n't any better , so , you know , we 're trying the whole cry- it - out thing . hopefully , you give him a few minutes , and he soothes himself back to sleep . krystal : yeah , but , you know , it has been more than just a few minutes . amanda : i was just about to go check . krystal : yeah . [ trevor cries ] amanda : oh , my god , he 's burning up . [ scene_break ] ryan : i mean , where do you even come up with this ? make madison fake a black eye , fake that she 's been abused , and considering her background ? i mean , do you have any idea how hard that would be for her ? david : look , why do n't you cry her a river someplace else , all right ? just get the hell out of my house . and take the trash with you . get out ! ryan : i wonder what greenlee will have to say about all this . david : of course . this must be your best day ever , right ? i bet you ca n't wait to go running to greenlee , tell her all the fine details . ryan : oh , i wo n't have to . [ greenlee stands in the doorway ]
erica tells randi that with greenlee out of the picture , she will have the only new product line . greenlee walks in and tells erica that there is no way that she will let her have fusion . ryan questions madison about her black eye . madison reveals that she can not do this to him and tells him that the black eye is a fake . madison opens up and tells ryan about david blackmailing her . at the hospital , david sees his new `` executive director `` sign . david sees marissa standing in the hall . marissa tells david that although she is so angry with j.r. but does n't want him to die . amanda urges janet to wake up so janet can take back the things that she had said about amanda and trevor . amanda asks jake to give janet something to help her to wake up . marissa lets david know that j.r. almost missed his doctor 's appointment . david apologizes for his earlier remarks . erica lets greenlee know that she is out of time in order to win fusion . ryan wants to know how david is blackmailing madison , but she refuses to tell him . greenlee asks for jack 's help in getting erica out of town for 24 hours so greenlee can gain the upper hand , but he refuses to help her . madison realizes that ryan paid her back rent and she had thought it was david . ryan offers madison his help so david will never blackmail her again . madison explains everything to ryan on how she killed henry . opal blasts erica for what she did to greenlee . madison and ryan confront david over his blackmailing scheme . ryan reveals that he knows that madison murdered henry .
erica : kendall 's husband ? i do n't believe you . i do n't believe you for a minute . leave . you have no right to be here . you have no authority to try to interfere with us trying to save my daughter 's life . zach : i do have the authority . erica : ryan , please get him out of here . please . ryan : i think zach should stay . i think kendall needs him . erica : ryan , what kendall needs is a c - section , and she needs it now . when did it become acceptable for ex - husbands to dictate the medical care for ex - wives ? zach : erica , i 'm kendall 's husband . we got married again on your yacht . kendall 's voice : do n't worry , spike , you 're not going anywhere . not until you 're ready . zach knows how much i love you . and he 'll take care of everything . that 's the kind of guy he is . he will always have our backs , always keep you safe . so you keep on with the swimming and kicking and blowing bubbles . get big and strong inside your mom until you 're ready to make your entrance . your mom -- that 's me , spike . i 'm your mom . zach : proof . erica : forged . ryan : it 's the real thing , erica . erica : until i hear my daughter say that she married you -- until i hear those words from her lips , i wo n't accept this . ryan : accept it or not , erica , it appears that he 's got some rights . erica : no , no , no , the only thing he has is a piece of paper . it proves that he 's kendall 's heir . zach : if something happens to kendall , her estate will go to her son . erica : a son that she repeatedly said she does n't want to keep , that she wants to give up for adoption . zach : no , she wants to raise her son , wants to raise him herself . erica : oh , you 're lying . ryan : he 's got no reason to lie . erica : sure he does . he wants kendall 's casino shares . zach : you got to be kidding me . erica : how much are they worth ? ryan : erica , it 's going to do us no good -- erica : give me a figure . what 's the going rate ? ryan : look , he 's a lot of things . zach is -- erica : the market price for kendall 's shares , whatever it is , multiply it by 10 or 100 or 1,000 -- i really do n't care . just -- i 'll give you whatever you want to let me keep my daughter alive . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't have a daughter . greg : do you want to hear what i have to say or not ? tad : you actually called me down here to mess with my mind ? greg : i did n't mean to offend you . tad : madden , the fact that you 're still breathing offends me . greg : you asked me to get to the point . i did -- kate . your ex - wife has come back after a long absence . you have a lot of questions , no answers . that must be very frustrating . tad : i do n't care how brilliant you are . you are one twisted son of a bitch . greg : you can insult me , and you can leave with your ignorance intact . or you can stay and get the answers you 're so desperate for . the choice is entirely yours . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so those are my choices ? either i go to rehab or you have me arrested ? babe : the rehab choice is to fight for us . it 's up to you . j.r. : if it were up to me , we would n't be standing here . you would n't be threatening to have me arrested . no , if it were up to me , we 'd be hooking up . on that pier , under the moonlight . right next to the ocean . you know , if it were up to me , maybe we 'd be looking into each other 's eyes saying vows that really meant something . for better , for worse , till death do us part . no tricks , no cons , no doubts . babe : and we can still have all of that , j.r. , and more . it 's not too late . j.r. : you 're ready to sic the cops on me . that 's -- that 's real close to `` too late , `` do n't you think ? babe : j.r. , i love you . whatever you 've done , please love me enough to make this right . j.r. : do you think that i tried to kill you , and you 're still throwing the `` l `` word around ? babe : i know that you tried to kill me . but even with that , j.r. , as crazy as it sounds , i understand . and i can get past it . we can get past it . but i ca n't do this alone . please , j.r. , if you ca n't do it for me or for you , do it for little a . j.r. : if i tried to murder you , why are n't you afraid ? huh ? it 's just you and me , a bunch of toys . this is where you should try to make a run for it , beg me not to hurt you . but instead , you 're in my face and you 're pushing me . babe : because you love me . and i know it . j.r. : just like you know that i tried to kill you . babe : that was the anger . the booze , the confusion . there is no way that you could look me in the eye and hurt me . because when you do , you see the truth . you see what the anger and the booze makes you forget -- that i am a part of you , and you are a part of me . and our little boy proves that . j.r. : then maybe next time , i should close my eyes . babe : you set that trap for me at fusion , j.r. you waited for me in the dark , where you could n't see me . all you could see was the doubts and the rage . but when those bricks and the lumber , they came raining down , what did you feel ? did you feel victory , triumph ? you were kicked in the gut even before you knew who was under that pile . j.r. , you have taken a monster of a hit , and you are all twisted up inside . but underneath that mountain of pain is the man that i love , the father that little adam adores . j.r. : the man that you 're trying to send to jail . babe : you say that you want a real marriage , right ? for better , for worse . it does n't get much uglier than attempted murder , but here i am , ready to stand by you . j.r. : if i do what you want . babe : j.r. , i am right here , by your side . you even tried to kill me . who knows , you may even be planning a do - over . j.r. : yeah ? then why do n't you have me arrested already ? babe : because that is not what i want . i do n't want to punish you . i want you happy and healthy . i want my husband . i want little adam to have his father . please tell me that that 's what you want , too . tell me , please , that you 'll stop drinking . tell me that you 'll go to rehab and get some therapy . j.r. : i need some more time . babe : to do what , down a few more gallons of booze ? set another death trap ? j.r. : oh , come on . where 's the trust ? babe : do n't you even get what you 've done , j.r. ? it 's not just going to go away . it 's not some bad dream . kendall and her baby could die because of you . [ scene_break ] zach : even you ca n't believe that i married your daughter to get the casinos that i gave to her . erica : kendall 's in a coma . she ca n't speak for herself , so you come around here and you tell everybody that kendall changed her mind now . now she wants to keep the baby . and you prevent the c - section , and if kendall dies , you collect . zach : i love your daughter . erica : then why do n't you give a damn whether she lives or dies ? ryan : do n't , do n't , do n't , do n't , please -- erica : i will not let him near her . ryan : he is her husband . erica : why are you doing that ? why are you taking his side ? his decision could kill kendall . our decision keeps her alive . unless -- what happened , ryan ? did you change your mind ? are you willing now to let kendall die ? ryan : of course not , erica , but zach is making the choice that he thinks kendall would want . erica : no , he 's not . if he gets his way , kendall could die . and i will not let that happen . he can wave around any wedding certificate , marriage certificate he wants to . i will not let that happen . i will never trust him with my daughter . ok , if you wo n't get him out of her room , i will find someone else who will . dixie : erica , you 're wrong about zach . he loves kendall . he would never hurt her . [ scene_break ] zach : how is my beautiful bride ? kendall 's voice : your voice , i love your voice . and your hands . zach : this is not what i had in mind for a honeymoon . kendall 's voice : keep talking , anything . the alphabet , `` the pledge of allegiance , `` the phone book . i hear your voice , i feel safe . [ scene_break ] erica : fresh from the grave . what do you know about zach slater ? what could you possibly know about my daughter ? dixie : i know zach is a good man and that he loves your daughter . erica : oh , i have no time for this . kendall has no time for this . dixie : i know what it 's like to worry about your children . ryan : hey , dixie , why do n't you try -- erica : you abandoned your son . i 'm trying to save my daughter 's life . you could n't possibly understand what i 'm going through . dixie : things are n't always as they seem , erica . erica : oh , is that what you told j.r. and tad when you came back ? dixie : i 'm sorry about kendall , that 's all . if there 's anything i can do -- erica : you know there is . greg madden -- you could stop him for good , but you wo n't . ryan : erica , this is not the time to get into that . dixie : it 's ok , ryan . you do n't have to defend me . erica : while you 're standing here being a cheerleader for zach slater and throwing out all these platitudes , greg madden is preying on my daughter . my daughter could die . the baby could die . we could lose them both . this is all greg madden 's fault . but you refuse to stop him . [ scene_break ] [ tad sighs ] greg : i knew you 'd stay . tad : yeah , well , why should i pass up an earful of payback ? excuse me . waiter : yes ? tad : a draft , please ? waiter : of course . greg : you think that 's what this is ? tad : sure . well , why not ? i screwed up your game with erica , your relationship to josh , and now you want payback . hmm ? what better way to nail me than through my undead ex - wife ? greg : this is not about revenge . tad : sure it is . you probably got the idea the second you read about dixie 's return in the papers . the real stroke of brilliance is the name -- kate . that 's well played . where 'd you get that piece of information , huh ? from hayward ? i mean , i guess that would be one benefit of having david as your cardiologist . i 'm sure you and dr. doom have bonded bigtime by now . greg : hayward knows nothing about this . tad : yeah , right . well , like i said , i 'll give you an a for effort , but i 'm going to pass up on the rest of this conversation . greg : i was dixie 's obstetrician when she was pregnant with your child . dixie was n't happy with the treatment she was receiving in switzerland . she wanted to see the best , so she came to me . i was treating her when she had her accident . she was taken to a clinic in berner oberland , unconscious . they found my card in her belongings , so they called me in . tad : this can be verified ? greg : of course , it can . so you see , mr. martin , not revenge -- compensation . thanks . you could have gone to the media and blown josh 's life sky - high . must be very difficult for you and joe not to acknowledge him as one of your own . tad : let 's keep my father out of it . greg : i love my son . i love my son very much . and i 'm very grateful for your discretion . tad : so you give me this useless little tidbit of information . greg : there 's more . kate was doing very well in utero . despite dixie 's own health problems , she would have carried to full term . after her car skidded off the road , i had to intercede to save her life . kate was born by c - section . tad : it 's not true . dixie lost the baby . greg : no , mr. martin . your daughter was born very much alive . [ scene_break ] dixie : greg madden is not a threat to kendall now , because he 's not treating her anymore . erica : greg madden is the reason my daughter could die . ryan : you want a reason , erica ? it 's me . erica : ryan , do not take this on . ryan : it is , erica . i mean , i 'm the guy who pretended i was dead . i 'm the one whose wife was so filled with grief that kendall was determined to give her a child . i mean , seriously , if you want to point your finger at somebody , if you want to rip into somebody , it 's me . erica : you know exactly what greg madden is capable of , but you have done nothing . you wo n't even make an effort to try to stop him . how can you be so selfish ? how can you let him prey on other women and not even care ? dixie : well , you could have stopped him , too , erica , but you have n't . erica : i have no idea what you 're talking about . dixie : we all have our secrets , do n't we ? and we have our reasons for keeping them . it does n't mean we 're selfish . erica : we ? we 're not alike at all . you abandoned your family . i 've done nothing but try to protect mine . dixie : i have my reasons for what i 've done . you do n't know the life i 've lived . erica : i know that you refuse to come forward and tell anything you know about greg madden . dixie : well , i guess that gives us something in common then , does n't it ? erica : do not align yourself or compare yourself with me . we are nothing alike . if you think that we have shared some sort of horrendous experience with this monster , then you are completely misinformed . ryan : we got to stop this . please , kendall 's life is on the line here . her life is on the line . can we just focus on that ? erica : that is all i 've been focused on . you have got to get it through zach 's thick skull that he can not stand in the way . he can not let my daughter die . i wo n't let my daughter die . [ scene_break ] zach : you have to fight -- for us , for me , for spike . kendall 's voice : i am , zach . i 'm trying . zach : you promised you would always find your way back to me . well , i 'm here . so you got to keep fighting . you got to fight and come home . and i will do whatever i can for you and for this baby you love . ryan : you really do love her . zach : this baby means more to her than her own life . ryan : i love him , too , zach . i mean , i 'm his father , and i 'm supposed to do everything i can to protect him and to keep him safe . believe me , i want him to come into this world . but i ca n't sacrifice kendall to do that . i could n't live with that . how could you ? zach : this is n't about me . it 's about him . and what kendall wants right now is for him to have a place in this world , with or without her . kendall 's voice : you have to listen to zach , ryan . it 's all true . ryan : maybe that 's what kendall wanted before she got knocked into a coma , but how can you be sure that that 's what she wants now ? zach : because she told me . and i 'm going to honor that . ryan : even if it risks her life ? what if she dies ? kendall 's voice : you 'll have to hold it together , ryan . make a life for spike , a good one . zach : then you 'll have to be his father and his mother . ryan : and what will you have ? [ scene_break ] erica : i was told that joe martin was here . julia : oh , he just went into a meeting . do you want me to have him paged ? erica : no , no . no , i 'll take care of this myself . julia : erica , i have n't seen you off your feet since you 've been here . would you like me to find an empty room ? maybe you can catch some sleep . i 'd let you know if there is any news . erica : no , thank you . i could n't possibly sleep , thank you . julia : i 'm praying for kendall . erica : thank you . julia , when you stood up to greg madden , when you used what he did to try to force him to tell us where kendall was -- well , i know that you and kendall are n't very close . but you fought for her , and i 'll never forget . julia : i did n't just do it for kendall . i did it for myself and for all the other women that madden has exploited . [ scene_break ] greg : baby kate martin was 3.1 pounds at birth . she was just like dixie . dimple on her chin and sparkling blue , electric blue eyes . she was n't expected to make it at first , but she fought very hard . she had a wonderful spirit . all of the nurses fell madly in love with her . but then in the third week , she stopped eating . she had breathing problems . she had an infection . i put her on antibiotics . i did everything i possibly could to save her life , but we lost her . tad : why are you telling me this ? greg : i owe you . tad : the excruciating details of my daughter 's birth and death -- favor repaid . we 're even . greg : i thought you needed to know . if it 's not too much to ask , i wonder -- could you help me ? tad : you want my help ? greg : with dixie . there 's no one else that i can ask . i wonder if you could possibly explain to her and help her to realize that kate is dead . tad : dixie knows kate is dead . she told me . what are you asking me to do ? [ scene_break ] zach : what if i 'm wrong ? dixie : you 're doing what kendall wants . zach : then why is there a voice in my head screaming to save my wife ? [ scene_break ] josh : keefer , the er is packed . you 're taking a break ? julia : i 'm pulling a double shift . ask dr. joe martin if you do n't believe me . josh : do n't walk away from me , nurse . julia : i 'm tired of being your scratching post . josh : i 'm just trying to save some lives around here . julia : as if you care . they 're just notches on your almighty stethoscope , as if every life you save proves you matter somehow . josh : and every life lost , what does that prove ? you know , you 're right , keefer -- part of this job is the ego stroke . you save a life of a rock star . flip side -- a woman may not live to see her baby boy grow up . nothing i can do about it , that 's a big rush . julia : you 're worried about kendall ? josh : what good would that do ? i 'm a doctor . i 'm supposed to do whatever i can . make it work . if it does n't work -- look , they 're not just notches . [ scene_break ] babe : will you do it , j.r. ? will you go to rehab ? j.r. : right this second ? babe : the sooner we start , the sooner -- j.r. : and bail on my responsibilities ? there 's no way i 'm going anywhere until i get a few things straight at the company . babe : your dad can handle the business . please , come with me . j.r. : all right , you know , so we hop on a flight to betty ford . i hope you got a room with a view . no chance of a wet bar , though , right ? babe : i told you , i want to talk to joe about it . and if we ca n't get you in tonight , you can check yourself into pvh until we find the right place for you . j.r. : look , i 'm all excited about finding the right place , but there 's no way that i 'm going to do some time at pvh . babe : it wo n't be for long , j.r. , just a couple of days , maybe . j.r. : i 'm on the board ! people know me . babe : ok , you can -- you can check in at the hospital in center city , then . [ door opens ] jamie : is it true ? did you cause that accident at fusion ? did you try to kill babe ? j.r. : you know , my dad told me to pick up a few hobbies . one of them being do n't get mad , get even . i sort of ran with it , you know ? you see , people try to bury me , i bury them first ! you might want to check out that orchard . because there 's a fresh hole for babe and one for you , too , extra large . babe : jamie , it 's all right . everything 's under control . jamie : yeah , in a bouncing off the walls kind of way . babe : no , no , j.r. 's ready to deal with his drinking . j.r. : yes , it is the first step . babe : j.r. 's agreed to treatment . and we 're going to the hospital tonight , right , j.r. ? where are you going ? j.r. : straighten up some loose ends at the office . you know , if you grow another inch , i might have to dig that hole bigger . babe : please -- jamie : josh was right , was n't he ? babe : josh should have kept his mouth shut . jamie : kendall 's accident -- j.r. caused it to happen . it was supposed to be you . babe : can you just back off , jamie , and let me handle it ? jamie : oh , because everything 's under control ? you 're right back on track with the love and trust already ? babe : we will be . and j.r. , he 's making an effort . jamie : what , to do the right thing ? hey , babe , where 's little adam ? j.r. : oh ! babe : are you drinking ? j.r. : i 'm going to the office , like i said . babe : you know , mama is with little a. i could go with you . j.r. : no ! no , no , no . no , you 're only going to slow me down . babe : you will come back ? j.r. : i said i would , did n't i ? jamie : the question is , did you mean it ? j.r. : oh . jamie : you 're not really buying any of this crap , are you ? j.r. 's off to the office , do some paperwork , return some phone calls , and then he 's off to the hospital like a good little soldier ? babe : he said he 'd come back . jamie : j.r. 's solution is n't fixing himself . it 's getting rid of whatever is in his way , and that would be you , darling . babe : no . no , j.r. , he 's -- he 's confused and he 's afraid , but he loves me , i know he does , and he must want to make this work as much as i do . jamie : by going to rehab tonight ? you really believe that ? babe , j.r. tried to kill you , and you 're letting him get away with it . [ scene_break ] greg : even though dixie was in critical condition , for a brief period of time she was able to see and touch kate . and then she had another emergency surgery . we almost lost her . she was heavily sedated for many days . it was during this time that kate died . tad : go on . greg : when dixie woke up , she asked to see her child . i told her she was dead . she did n't believe me . she insisted she was still alive . no one could convince her otherwise . dixie has remained in the state of denial . she has this fantasy that kate still exists , that she is alive . she 's convinced that i took her from her . she believes that i would let her see her if only i would change my mind , and she thinks it 's only because of me that she does n't have her child with her . [ scene_break ] dixie : if it makes any difference , i know what it 's like to love your baby so much that you would give anything to bring it into the world . i wanted kate so badly , i flew halfway around the world to make it happen , because tad would n't accept my choice . maybe she needs to do this , something truly good for someone else for once . zach : i ca n't lose her . dixie : i know you love her and that this is killing you , but by respecting her choice , you respect her . you honor her and your love for her . [ scene_break ] ryan : has kendall shown any signs of improvement at all ? dr. solomon : i 'm checking the icp monitor every hour . so far , there has been no change in the pressure on her brain , but that could change at any time . the risk is still extremely high . ryan : and what about the unexpected ? i mean , is there any chance of a miracle , that both mother and child would be fine , any chance of that ? dr. solomon : i 'm sorry , mr. lavery . without the c - section , we ca n't treat mrs. slater to the best of our ability without compromising the baby . if the pressure in her skull jumps , which it 's likely to do , we will lose her . j.r. : what ? what do you know ? you 're one doctor . i 'm not going to accept that . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. did n't say that he would n't go to rehab , and he did n't yell or scream . he did n't throw things , and he did n't run out the door . jamie : yeah , he just went to the office . babe : maybe he did and maybe he 'll be back in an hour or so . jamie : babe , j.r. tried to crush you with a ton of bricks ! babe : he 's a mess over dixie . jamie : that is no excuse . why are you not more freaked out that j.r. tried to bury you ? babe : i am scared out of my mind , ok ? for my family , for j.r . he 's right on the edge , but i 'm not going to let him go over . jamie : but it 's ok if he shoves you over first , because that makes perfect sense . babe : maybe i should go pack him a few things , so he 's ready when he gets back . jamie : if you had so much hope for my brother , why did you hit the panic button when i asked where little adam was ? it 's because you thought that j.r. snatched him . babe : no . reflex for one , tiny , little second , ok ? little adam is fine . he 's in the kitchen with mama , and j.r. did n't take him , and he did n't even try . jamie : so , what , he gets a gold star ? babe , think -- j.r. knows you 're on to him . my brother 's planning his next move , and i 'm sure it 's not rehab . babe : no , you did n't see him . j.r. may talk tough , but you did n't look into his eyes . j.r. does n't want to give into this craziness . jamie : if j.r. was so into getting treatment , you two would be checking him in right now . babe : you know what ? here 's an idea -- how about for once you cut j.r. a little slack , for once you do n't expect the worst of him ? he has been slammed on by people he loves and not just his mom , you and me included . jamie : fine . we screwed up , but we never tried to kill anybody , and we did n't put anybody into a coma . babe : he is sick over what happened to kendall . jamie : really ? well , good , because he did n't seem too upset when he got tanked and creamed amanda . as a matter of fact , i think he would 've left her for dead if you had n't been there . babe : he was too drunk . jamie : well , you covered for him when he hit amanda . did it help him ? hell , no ! and now he 's moved from vehicular assault to attempted murder . and here you are , ready to cover for him again . get a clue , babe . why would you even want to live with someone who tried to kill you , let alone tried to kill kendall and her baby ? i mean , how much damage are you going to let j.r. bring down ? [ scene_break ] greg : on some level , dixie must believe that kate 's dead . she has n't shared this delusion with you , has she ? tad : but i 'm supposed to believe you ? greg : she has n't exactly been forthcoming with you about anything . tad : i guess this is the part where i 'm supposed to thank you for being so forthright and honest . greg : dixie does n't want anyone to give her a reality check . she does n't want anyone to put the brakes on her fantasy . with no child to love , this is all she has -- this mission . she has chased me around the world from country to country . she has harassed me , she has threatened me , she has stalked me . tad : in that case , she must believe this delusion pretty strongly . greg : mr. martin , if there was any possibility that any of it were true , then dixie would 've gone after me publicly . she has not done that for one reason and for one reason only -- her story would not hold up under scrutiny . tad : but yours would ? greg : i have kate 's death certificate . if you would like to see it , i can get it to you . tad : no , that wo n't be necessary . greg : dixie 's harassment has gone too far . it has to stop . if you can not convince her that kate is dead , then i will have no choice but to go to the authorities . she 's got to be stopped . if you ca n't do it , i will . [ scene_break ] ryan : we 've flown in the experts , j.r . he is the expert . everybody agrees the pressure in kendall 's brain is building , and if we do n't do something soon -- how do i explain to my son that his mother died so that he can live ? j.r. : why are you giving up ? ryan : i 'm not giving up , j.r . j.r. : then stop talking about kendall dying , because she 's not going to die ! we 're going to find an answer , and we 're not going to stop until we do . kendall will not die , neither will your son . it will not happen . i can not let that happen . josh : why is that , j.r. ? because it would lengthen your sentence ? josh : oh , you have n't told him yet ? about the mishap at fusion ? j.r. : will you shut up ? josh : you get it was n't an accident , right ? j.r. : that 's enough already . you know , you 're so -- josh : then why are you so desperate to shut me up , j.r. ? ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa , what the hell is going on here ? what is he talking about ? josh : why do n't you tell him , j.r. ? now is your chance to come clean . j.r. : would you just get the hell out of here already ! thank you . erica : oh , well , that sounds like a good idea . is josh trying to push his experimental cures on kendall ? erica : look , i 'm not interested in anything you have to say . please -- please just leave us alone . josh : so this is what happens when you give a damn . this -- j.r. : oh , this is just great . dixie : j.r. , i did n't know you were here . j.r. : oh , bull . did babe set you -- did she tell you about this ? is this an ambush , because i do n't need your help . i do n't want your help . in fact , i do n't even ever need to see you again . tad : have a little respect , j.r . j.r. : respect ? for the woman who dumped us , who lied to us ? who does n't even care about what she 's done ? zach : what 's going on out here ? j.r. : what are you doing here ? babe : j.r. , i need to talk to you . j.r. : did you set all this up ? is this an ambush to get me some treatment ? because if it is you 're completely out of your mind . babe : j.r. , i love you , and i 'm so sorry , but -- j.r. : yeah , i 'm so sorry , too . babe : look , this is n't what i wanted , i swear to god , but you did n't give me any other choice . derek : j.r. chandler , you 're under arrest for aggravated assault on an unborn child and the attempted murder of kendall hart . [ next_on ] j.r. : you were right all along . now we 're going to play it your way . adam : what way is that ? j.r. : no mercy . tad ( to dixie ) : is kate alive ? erica ( to ryan ) : you are going to spend a very long life remembering that you helped kill kendall . kendall 's voice ( to zach ) : am i dying ?
while kendall is still unconscious , erica , ryan and zach are wondering what to do . erica does not believe zach when he says that kendall decided to keep her baby , or that zach loves her daughter and wants what is best for her . meanwhile , babe is trying and failing to get jr to see the error of his ways and check himself into an alcohol treatment facility . jamie finds out what jr did and is very angry with him . josh tries to inform erica and ryan that jr intended to kill babe and his attempt to kill her is what injured kendall . erica does not listen to josh . but babe decides she must take action and the cops come and arrest jr for attempted murder . greg finds tad martin and informs him that kate was born , contrary to what everybody believed , that dixie miscarried . but he tells tad that she died shortly after being born and that dixie has this `` delusion `` that she 's still alive . knowing that tad might not believe dixie 's word over his , he tells tad he needs him to get dixie to stop harassing him with her delusion about kate still being alive .
[ amanda gives a punching bag a good work - out at the gym ] j.r. : grudge match ? amanda : do n't talk to me . j.r. : who 's taking the beating ? amanda : your sorry excuse of a father ! [ scene_break ] adam : killer deal ? zach : oh . mr. chandler , what are you trying to do , give me a heart attack , as well ? you should be at home resting . adam : i want to talk business . zach : business ? i thought your son retired you . [ adam chuckles ] adam : do you really think a boy , even one i trained , could beat me ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] pam : enter , our goddess . erica : hey , val , are n't you going to get that ? val : why ? i know what it 's about . [ val sighs ] val : hello ? yes . yes . oh -- oh , no , i 'm sorry , i really could n't say . yes , i will tell ms. kane . erica : the divorce debacle ? pam : not debacle , coup -- as in ratings coup . these e - mail printouts -- thousands . keep this up , the post office will issue a stamp in your honor . erica : ooh . `` jackson `` ? well , he 'll be thrilled . fan mail . i 'll give it to him . that 's really sweet . `` jackson `` ? `` jackson . `` `` jackson . `` you did n't see me open this . erica : ew . ah . ginger in her bikini . she 's proposing marriage . pam : hope they honeymoon someplace warm . erica : oh , shut up , pam . some women are such fools . [ scene_break ] ryan : hmm . annie : hmm . ryan : you 're not trying to get away , are you ? annie : after our near perfect wedding ? fat chance . ryan : the wedding was actually perfect . it was the after - party . annie : hmm , yeah . pretty rough . but who cares ? i have the most amazing un- husband in the universe . ryan : and you , my queen , are the most amazing un - wife . annie : so first , we have the ideal child . then we have an awesome wedding . and then we have a bigamy arrest . what 's next ? [ scene_break ] di : ryan is back in wildwind , the charges were dropped . babe : so no honeymoon ? di : no , ryan and annie are at home having an un - honeymoon . babe : oh . kendall : life goes on , thank god . di : yeah . babe : let me see that . that is -- oh , my gosh , that is so fresh , so cool . i love it . kendall : yeah , she did a nice job , did n't she ? di : nice ? this is the perfect image for fusion green . look at that . kendall : yeah , it would be . it 's too bad we have to drop the line . babe : kendall , what are you talking about ? fusion green is exactly what we need to get us back in the black . di : we need this , kendall . it 'll make up for everything that we lost during all that trouble . kendall : you 're right , you 're right . it would help us . babe : ok , so then fusion green is a go . kendall : but you do n't understand . babe : understand what ? kendall : that . what the hell do you think you 're doing here ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you know why today is the most miraculous day , ever ? annie : uh - uh . ryan : because i got to wake up and start my day with my wife . and then i will divorce my wife . and then , i get to come home to my wife . annie : hmm . you make it sound so easy . ryan : greenlee is very , very stubborn , but she 's also very proud , and when she realizes that you are the only woman that i want in my entire life , she 's not going to stick around . annie : well , i am lucky i married the man that can make just anything happen . ryan : yeah , that 's right . keep that thought . annie : but unpack ? ryan : why ? i 'm going to fix this . annie : right . ryan : i mean , we 're going to need a little bit of extra honeymoon time and maybe an annual honeymoon reenactment . annie : hmm . ryan : of course , that is , if you can spare the time . annie : well , i will have to think of that when i 'm at work . ryan : you 're going to fusion ? annie : while you are out trying to make our life perfect again , i will be at work trying to keep my mind off a certain almost - ex - wife . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i love this place . kendall : ok , tossing your shares and giving them to babe proves just how much . babe : what are you doing back here , greenlee ? greenlee : i 've come back to start fresh and forgive you , and you 've betrayed me all over again . kendall : i betrayed you ? greenlee : locking me up so you can marry ryan ? that , i get . locking me up so another woman could marry him ? you 've really lost it . kendall : yeah , and having ryan arrested for bigamy -- that 's rational . greenlee : well , if you minded your own business , i could have stopped their wedding . kendall : what , and saved ryan from bigamy ? greenlee , we have work to do . you have to leave . greenlee : oh , i 'm back , and i belong here . kendall : uh -- no , babe has your shares now . greenlee : and look at this . i have simone 's . guess you were wondering what she did with the ones ethan gave her . do i hear a `` welcome back , partner `` ? [ scene_break ] pam : guess who wants you . erica : well , unless it was george clooney , let 's talk about it over lunch . pam : larry longan . erica : larry ? larry longan ? pam : i was just on with nick johnson , larry 's ep . erica : really ? pam : larry wants to tape today , right away , here . erica : oh -- but larry in his round - table discussion ? he usually has presidents and ceos and heads of state and -- pam : and today , erica kane . erica : oh -- well , you know , the last time i ran into him at that press dinner , he said he was going to bag me sooner or later . i did n't know what he meant . so what does he want to talk about ? pam : divorce erica style , what else ? erica : so not my rise to the top , not my fabulous career , not my influence on women around the globe -- my life , up and down -- none of that ? no , no , he wants to talk about my new divorce ? pam : `` the new divorce `` was a brilliant segment . it brought in the highest numbers since the show premiered . erica : i know , i know . pam : `` page six `` has been yours since the show aired . we 've got squibs in everything from `` the wall street herald `` to `` the exposer . `` you 've been on every entertainment show , every news program that covers entertainment news . no wonder larry 's begging you to be on his show . erica : did he beg ? pam : his ep did -- same thing . erica : hmm , true . but i wo n't defend myself against jack 's crazed groupies . i mean , why did he do that ? why did jackson tell everybody on national television that we are still in love with each other ? jack 's the one who got me into this mess . pam : jack got you in , but larry is giving you the chance to climb out smelling like a rose -- while jack can swim in it alone until he sinks . erica : this would be my chance to set the divorce record straight once and for all . [ scene_break ] adam : if i were at the helm , i would have cut out your shark and landed that -- that company you bought . j.r. 's -- well , not on his game right now . his head 's full of trash , and that wife of his -- you ca n't get distracted and win . zach : you should take up your disappointment with your son . adam : how would you like to acquire chandler enterprises ? or at least a goodly share of its profits ? zach : i would n't mind that . adam : good . you become my silent partner , i 'll deliver . zach : no , no , no , i do n't have partners , silent or otherwise . adam : oh , well , that 's -- that 's always a good idea . you 're safer at the top alone . no one 's close enough to put a knife in your back . zach : yeah . let 's recap . your son took your company away . you had a heart attack . and now you 're so desperate to get back in the game , you 've come to me ? adam : i 'm offering you the deal of a lifetime , slater . zach : adam , if i want to take chandler enterprises , i 'll take it . i do n't need you for that . [ knock on door ] hannah : excuse me . zach : hello , hannah . come on in . hannah nichols . hannah : oh -- zach : please meet mr. -- hannah : no , everyone knows adam chandler . it 's an honor -- adam : yeah , thank you . hannah : and a bit of a surprise . zach : oh , do n't worry about it . he 's -- he 's not here for your head . this is the shark that took the company away from junior . adam : oh . oh , good work . hannah : thank you . adam : i look forward to admiring your talents from a safe vantage point . hannah : hmm . um -- i think you 're going to be very happy with these . zach : yeah , i 'm sure . i 'll look over them , and i 'll call you , ok ? hannah : ok . zach : ok . adam : hmm . oh , you 're going to have trouble keeping her . she 's good . zach : yes , she is . adam : but even with her , you ca n't get chandler enterprises back without my help . zach : yes , i can . adam : oh , come on . bits and pieces ? shreds ? how long is it going to take ? how much is it going to cost , and what are you going to have left when it 's over that 's worthwhile ? now , you want to settle for dregs ? we can have the entire package . a perfect , immensely profitable gem . [ scene_break ] amanda : i wish i could bring adam to his knees ! watch him hit the ground . make him pay for every lie he ever told me . ugh ! making me afraid to narc on him to save my mom ! for my mom -- ugh ! for jenny ! for krystal , and tad , and babe , and jamie ! and colby ! and everyone you 've ever hurt ! because there 's no justice ! ugh ! j.r. : you 're not doing it right . amanda : ugh . like you 're oscar de la hoya ? j.r. : you want to step away from the bag ? amanda : oh ! only because i 'm ready for a break . j.r. : you know , you guys are all the same . you , tad , jamie -- you guys -- you guys jab . you jab , right ? you make threats . you give them time to strategize , and defend . when all you really got to do is just commit to one massive assault . you take adam chandler down fast , or not at all . [ scene_break ] jack : sure , i 'll be there , absolutely . you can count on me . [ door opens ] ryan : i do n't have time to fool around , jack . where is she ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : do n't ! you 'll tear -- kendall : i want to see it . greenlee : fine . take your time , actually . it 's a done deal . i 'm home . at least simone cared about me . babe : so are you just here , because of simone 's shares ? greenlee : no , there 's a lot of reasons . so , di henry , ex - chandler nanny . how 'd you land here ? di : long story . greenlee : i got time . babe , you 've managed to fit right in . babe : after a while . greenlee : well , fusion 's changed . we used to have fun . babe : well , the `` we `` is n't the same , either . greenlee : yeah , i do n't know what i 'm going to do without simone . kendall : that 's my desk now . and this is babe 's . greenlee : oh , well , then that 's something i 'm going to have to change . kendall : you ca n't change a damn thing . greenlee : babe and i outvote you . babe : so is that how it 's supposed to work , greenlee ? greenlee : i gave you my stock . i 'm back . that forms an alliance . we control fusion . babe : and as long as the stock is mine , i 'm going to vote the way that i choose . and kendall and i -- we 've learned to get along , to do what 's best for fusion . i made you a partner to drive kendall nuts , and this is how you repay me ? what the hell happened to you ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : thanks , man . all right . ugh . amanda : hey . who have you been training with ? j.r. : i 'm ticked off that my mother 's dead . i work the bag . my father should be locked up because he 's a piece of crud . marriage is code blue . my wife walked out of the house with her son . amanda : well , working the bag helps me deal with my dad being dead , and my mom in the bin . j.r. : yeah , pathetic losers . amanda : hey , i can talk about my family . you want to trash - talk , you stick to your father . j.r. : look , i 've done a lot more than talk . i hit the old man right where he lives . he 's powerless , and he 's going to stay that way . [ scene_break ] adam : i know all the players , the board members . zach : board members that found you naked in the boardroom and voted you out ? those guys ? adam : i have something on every one of those guys . zach : hmm . adam : and more . i can force a sale for chandler enterprises for half its worth . zach : what do you get ? adam : my company . zach : oh , so you want me to bankroll your comeback ? adam : mm - hmm . you come up with the cash , and provide me with appropriate cover , and i make it happen . i call in the favors , slit the throats , you sit back and enjoy the rewards . zach : with you owning the company ? adam : no , no , partners , remember ? zach : yeah . adam : 49 % . zach : sure -- do you really think i would take any less than controlling interest ? adam : i -- i trust that your checks wo n't bounce , period . and i 'm not going to invest my time and my expertise , so i can be shut out -- after having delivered you the prize . zach : i do n't need this deal . adam : you do n't ? i do n't think you have a short memory , slater . you remember j.r. ? you remember his drunken , violent , homicidal rage ? kendall was in a coma , was n't she ? for how long ? you almost lost her . now , i think that this would be appropriate payback . do n't you ? [ scene_break ] opal : there she is . my best gal pal . erica : oh -- opal : i just had to come by and share the happiest event of the century ! erica : opal , i 'm so happy to see you . opal : oh ! erica : but i 'm really busy . opal : oh , i 'm so sorry . i have just been leaking ever since i heard the news . erica : oh , yes , it 's such a relief . i 'm so happy for you . your granddaughter is home safe and sound . opal : oh -- oh , yeah , sure , jenny . yeah , well , the whole time that innocent baby was in the clutches of that homicidal wack job -- i mean , i was petrified . petrified . but now -- i mean , are you and me just two of the luckiest ducks in the whole wide world , or what ? erica : you heard about larry ? opal : jack ! jack , the best man you ever married . when you redeclared your undying passion -- oh -- oh , my gosh . erica : i did no such thing . opal : honey , come on . i saw the show . erica : you saw jack manipulating the show . opal : he said the two of you were still in love . erica : well , he did that , because he just wanted to stir the pot . he wanted to embarrass me . opal : oh , honey , no , no ! erica : opal , i will never forgive him for this , never . i mean , here i was -- i was talking about a very serious topic , divorce . that you can be civilized . that you -- you can have mutual respect . and what does jack do ? jack tries to sabotage the whole thing . and why ? for revenge . opal : honey , the man just stopped you from getting away with murder . [ scene_break ] jack : i tried to reach greenlee so that i could talk to her over lunch , but she 'd already left the yacht club . ryan : but not `` left `` left , as in moved out ? jack : i do n't know where she is , ryan . ryan : well , you know what ? i 'm trying to keep my cool here , jack , but do i look relaxed ? do i look like a guy who 's on his honeymoon , or do i look like a guy with two wives ? one , i did n't even know i had until she ripped me out own wedding . i want this cleared up . jack : yes , we all do , i 'm sure . ryan : yeah , but does greenlee ? i mean , does she ? because i 'm not going to let her tie this up in the courts for years . jack : i 'm sure that 's not her intention -- nor was it her intention to hurt you . look , she lashes out . ryan : just tell me how to make it go away . i just want to be married -- legally married -- to annie , and nobody else . [ scene_break ] greenlee : kendall loathed you . probably still does . babe : people change , greenlee . kendall : yeah , some do . others , not so much . babe : kendall really stepped up . she was an amazing leader -- when the satin slayer tried to destroy this place , and us . di : you were n't here . babe : she was really great . kendall : thank you , babe . greenlee : so take her out for cocktails , but do what 's best for fusion . i 'm the visionary . fusion green should prove that . babe : kendall has good ideas . greenlee : `` good `` does n't always cut it . i 'm fusion now and always . babe : and i 'm always going to think for myself and vote my own shares as long as i can . greenlee : oh , really ? babe : really . di : you know what ? you all may have a piece of fusion , but those pieces are n't going to mean a whole lot unless we pull out of this financial hole . greenlee : well , at least you 've realized fusion green 's worth . this is n't bad . kendall : it 's genius . and it was done by our newest employee . greenlee : so it looks like you 're bringing on some solid talent . maybe this will work , after all . annie : ahem -- we have n't met . i 'm annie . greenlee : hi . i 'm mrs. ryan lavery . annie : huh . so , two mrs. ryan laverys on the same honeymoon . thanks to you , this is it . babe : not the olsen twins , but close . di : it 's kind of creepy . greenlee : rage and scream -- i have things to do . annie : no , thanks . i think i 'll work instead . morning , ladies . di : good morning . babe : morning . kendall : she 'll be thrilled that you love her work . greenlee : this is hers ? kendall : she may be new , but she 's genius . di : go get back in that elevator , annie . do n't put yourself through this . annie : look , the serenity prayer is n't just for 12-step programs . i can only control what i can and focus on my work . ryan will handle the rest . [ scene_break ] ryan : she decided not to sign the divorce papers after she walked out on me . jack : yes , but you 've made yourself very clear , ryan -- she 's out of your life . the thing is , you made greenlee very happy . ryan : jack , that was a long time ago . there 's a lot of blood under the bridge since then . jack : i know that . but my daughter is trying to come to terms with her future , trying to find out if she 'll ever be truly happy again . could n't you maybe just cut her a little slack ? ryan : so , what do you see as my next move ? jack : talk to her . she did not come back here to do battle , believe me . i know she behaved very badly at your wedding , but you refused to have a child with her . she comes back to find you marrying annie , because she had your child . ryan : i 'm marrying annie , because i am in love with her . jack : ok , i 'm just telling you how it looks from greenlee 's point of view . ryan , you got to remember , you were n't exactly an innocent bystander in your relationship with greenlee . ryan : no , i was n't . i screwed up pretty badly . jack : here 's what i think , my friend . if you and annie want a chance at making it all the way to forever , then you and greenlee have to deal with these issues now and in a way that hurts people the very least . otherwise , honestly , what chance do you have ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you go on the elliptical . amanda : you go on the elliptical . j.r. : i 'm not the one with the problems . amanda : oh , you 've got plenty . j.r. : yeah . i 'm changing my ways -- i 'm a changed man . amanda : hmm -- big whoop . j.r. : ah . you know what your problem is ? you need a job . amanda : i work . j.r. : yeah ? you work as a bar manager . kendall wo n't even share the profits with you . you know what your other problem is ? you get taken advantage of too easily . amanda : oh -- i 'm sorry . imagine what i could do if i was trying . maybe you should sit down . j.r. : it was n't that hard . so the differences between a job and a career -- amanda : i -- look , i 'm not my job , i 'm not what i do , and i 'm not greedy . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : i like to win . you should try it sometimes -- it feels damn good ! amanda : what , crushing the little people ? j.r. : that goes for the big people , too -- the donald trumps , the bill gates of this world . the adam chandlers . oh -- amanda : hmm . j.r. : when i think about everything i 've taken and i 've won , it makes me sleep like a baby . amanda : it 's really all about the money to you ? whoever dies with the most toys wins ? j.r : you think it 's whoever shows up at your funeral crying ? amanda : maybe it is . maybe life is about love and caring . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : you are younger than i thought . amanda : and you are an ass . j.r. : yeah , but i 'm a rich one . what do you got ? amanda : a mother who loves me . and i love her . what have you got ? a building with a name on it ? a bunch of flunkies -- chandler enterprises ? j.r. : i got my business , the one i took from my father . life is good . it 's real good . [ scene_break ] adam : we 're not so different , you and i. i think we both strive for a balance between power and family . and how have we been repaid ? we 've been betrayed by the people we love the most . your father , my son -- they both escaped prosecution . now , your father is suffering , yes , but he 's not in prison where he belongs . and he and j.r. have committed some terrible crimes against the people we love . j.r. has gotten off scot - free . and you do n't care ? zach : i have n't wasted much time thinking about junior lately . adam : i think it may be too late for your father , but it 's not too late for j.r. we can teach him a lesson . together , we can put him in his place . zach : and put you back in power . adam : i 've had enough . have n't you ? by taking back chandler enterprises , we 're signaling the j.r. 's of the world , `` do n't mess with us , not unless you want to lose everything you have . `` [ scene_break ] erica : opal , i know you worship jack . opal : the biggest mistake people , especially male people , make about you -- they see perfection in pumps and that 's it -- they 're hoo - dooed . they fall to your feet and stay there . now , jackson -- no way , jose . he had your number since that first night on the pool table . erica : you know about the pool table ? opal : of course , i know about the pool table . and now , instead , you want some mealy - mouthed hubby who 's going to `` yes `` you and nod all the time ? erica : no , i do n't . it 's jackson who does n't want a real equal as a wife . jack wants some little wifey who will prepare his meals and fetch his newspaper and his pipe and his slippers . opal : you fell for jackson because he is 100 % red - blooded , american male . what , now you think you 're in the market for some guy you can tap - dance on in your stilettos , and he wo n't even have the gumption to say `` ouch `` ? bull tweety . you might feel a little , you know , too proud to admit that you were wrong for knee - knocking with jeff martin . erica : i was not knee - knocking with jeff martin . opal : you ca n't stop loving jackson , and you have n't . i mean , why else would you be looking so smoldering hot , ready to grab your man and hold on to him ? erica : i am looking sick of people trying to sabotage my decisions , and my -- [ knock on door ] erica : shh -- stop it now . just -- ahem -- zip it up . come in . [ erica gasps ] erica : larry . it 's so good to see you again . larry : as lovely as ever . erica : oh . larry : lovelier , in fact , than -- when was the last time ? pam : after the gabbys ? erica : exactly . after the gabby 's at the reception at the vendome . opal : the honor is all mine , mr. longan . i 'm opal , and i am erica 's nearest and dearest friend . if you ever want the lowdown skinny on anybody or anything here in pine valley , you just give me a call . larry : i 'll do that . erica : opal -- so nice of you to stop by . opal : well , ca n't i stay ? erica : no , of course not . i know how busy you are . opal : oh , but i really -- erica : i 'm going to call . i 'm going to call . larry , it 's just so nice of you to take an interest in my story . jack : you mean our story . do n't you , sweetheart ? erica : really , larry , the attention has been overwhelming . larry : erica , i know you . america knows you . a ratings grabber like this `` new divorce `` angle -- level with us . was n't every on - air breath planned ? erica : no , it was not . this was not some kind of sensational stunt . no , i -- i really wanted to share my life , share my situation and -- and help others . larry : mr. montgomery , were your motives so noble ? jack : well -- erica : well , no one goes into marriage with divorce in mind . i mean , i really dreamed of -- of forever with jack . but things happen , people move on , they change , and -- and sad as it is , just because of that , it does n't mean it has to be the end . jack : no . no , it certainly does n't . erica : even when -- when you have irreconcilable differences as jack , and i most certainly do , it does n't have to be the end . i mean , you can share a mutual respect , you can have a more platonic love at a distance . and i really think that our -- our divorce should serve as an example to others . jack : absolutely , just as soon as it 's final . larry : it 's still not final ? erica : oh , well , for all intents and purposes -- jack : it 's moving right along , but it 's -- it 's still not legal . erica : oh , well , not legal yet . i mean , it 's just a matter of minutes . oh , well -- larry : how many ? erica : oh , well , days -- weeks at the outside . jack : no , actually , i -- i think it might be longer than that . tell you what -- if neither of us changes our minds , we 'll let you know just the minute we actually get divorced . how is that ? larry : you could reconcile . erica : no , absolutely not , no . jack : but i think it 's fair to say we 're just going to have to wait and see . erica : our minds are made up . jack : it 's a woman 's prerogative to change her mind . larry : especially a woman in love . jack 's admitted you 're both still in love . erica : well , jack was speaking solely for jack , not for me . larry : are you going to claim you do n't still get the least bit worked up when he 's so close to you ? surely there 's some love left . erica : oh , i get worked up , all right . but it has nothing to do with love , believe me . larry : all your protests aside , the fact is there 's a chance this divorce erica style might never actually happen . true ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's fusion green -- think globally , not locally . kendall : we are . greenlee : sorry . guess i missed that . kendall : maybe you should ease your way in slower , take a look at our latest marketing reports . greenlee : i read the numbers -- that 's enough . you obviously need all my attention . annie : what about a reality show ? greenlee : and have people come up with recipes for a new product ? i ca n't say no loud enough . kendall : no , you 're not helping . di : no , no , no . people -- people have homes built for them , they invent things , celebrities dance . annie : ok , what if we forgot the show ? um -- say we have some kind of competition where people come up with new , innovative ways to reuse the fusion green packaging ? babe : we could do a totally separate campaign . di : maybe we could offer an earth - friendly prize ? greenlee : no -- old , tired , unacceptable . kendall : no , i disagree . greenlee : have another latte . kendall : we have n't done anything like this . we 've done contests before -- fusion 's sexiest man . kendall : no , that was different and you know it . i -- i like this . i want to develop the idea . di : ok . annie : yeah , we could tie it in with an established eco - friendly company . greenlee : and then advertise another company 's product ? di : oh . does anyone have a better idea ? kendall : i say we work it up . di : ok . babe : agreed . annie : good idea . di : you know what ? we could offer a hybrid -- that would be good . you have one , do n't you ? greenlee : nice job . you 've handed annie my guy , wedged her into my business , and now given her my project . what 's next , kendall ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the gym as j.r. and amanda continue punching the same bag ] j.r. : you think you know it all ? amanda : about some things , not all , but a lot more than you . j.r. : what about this -- you think you can go three rounds ? amanda : depends on my opponent . you want to spar ? j.r. : if you learn to do it right . you keep powering through your elbow . amanda : oh ! j.r. : look . what you need to do is you got to throw your punch . do n't worry so much about landing it . and do n't -- do n't do it like this , because you 're going to end up injuring yourself . open it up . and you 're going to want to center yourself and pull it through your body -- like that . yeah ? amanda : yeah . j.r. : do it . amanda : ugh ! ugh ! anybody messes with me gets worse back -- ugh ! j.r. : all right , all right . now , do it again . but keep the control this time , ok ? let 's get it back . ok , punch it . amanda : hmm ! singer : remember and i will be so right amanda : i want control -- ugh ! -- and power in my life . i want -- i want -- ugh ! singer : and i will be that night j.r. : hey . singer : and remember and i will be so right amanda : what do you think 's going to happen now ? singer : you are the angel amanda : you do n't know ? j.r. : you tell me . amanda : you peel yourself away from me , or i 'll punch your lights out . j.r. : if you really mean it , act . do n't talk about it . [ scene_break ] adam : are you onboard ? zach : you have taken tough love to a whole new level . adam : hmm . yes , they gave me no choice . zach : i 'll think about it and let you know . adam : good . [ scene_break ] erica : if we could be official exes by now , we would be . every passing moment strengthens my resolve . larry : sounds less and less amicable . erica : oh , well , no . that does n't mean that i ca n't admire jack . jack : oh , right back at you , honey . thank you . erica : i will always be fond of jack . jack : and i will love you until the day i die . erica : well , love is not enough to sustain a marriage , though . i mean , the truth is that most people probably never even should 've gotten married . they just should 've stayed friends . larry : friends with bennies ? jack : oh , that 's good . larry : we 've reached the end of our interview . jack : oh . well , that 's too bad . erica : oh , well , how disappointing . larry : i thought our talk might add an exclamation point to the divorce issue . instead , i see a question mark . jack : i agree . erica : you do ? larry : tell you what -- on d - day , when you 've made that transition from married to divorced , if it happens , let 's do part two of this interview . erica : oh , larry , i -- i really do n't see how we -- jack : how we could say no to a thing like that . i mean , that 'd be great . would -- so much fun , right ? erica : oh , for me to say `` i told you so `` in front of millions of viewers ? jack : i 'll take that risk . larry : you heard them . will it be divorce erica style , or will love ruin her plans ? join me as we count down to d - day . stay up on the latest developments on our divorce watch . till next time , good night . [ scene_break ] di : you handled greenlee perfectly . i mean , do n't let her even try to boss you around . vote however you want . babe : i might not have a choice . di : they 're your shares -- she ca n't take them back . babe : yes , she can . kendall : you do n't have to put yourself through this . want me to buy you out ? i 'll give you more than fair price . greenlee : it was n't just ryan that drew me back here . i missed this -- fusion . i missed you . i needed to be back here , to be a part of all of this again . [ ryan walks in and kisses annie then walks over to greenlee ] ryan : i want to settle this now . [ next_on ] hannah ( to josh ) : you may be really good in bed , but as a spy , you are as subtle as a chain saw . kendall ( to annie & di ) : you ca n't trust greenlee . we have to find out what she wants . ryan ( to greenlee ) : you ready to head off ? greenlee ( to ryan ) : yep -- all we 're missing are the piña coladas .
amanda is at the gym angrily attacking a punching bag , and pretending that the punching bag is adam chandler . j.r. walks in , watches her for a few seconds , and then begins to give her pointers on how to bring adam down quickly . erica comes in to work and is bombarded with all kinds of fan mail from her and jack 's viewing audience . adam visits zach at his office and wants to talk business . greenlee comes into work and lets kendall , di , and babe that she has simone 's shares of stock in fusion . kendall disagrees with working with greenlee again . annie comes into work . she introduces herself to greenlee . greenlee introduces herself as mrs. ryan lavery . ryan visits jack and wants this divorce over fast .
kendall : i can not believe i switched my phone with jackson 's at the prison security desk . greenlee : at least it was my father who got it . you know he 'll return it when he gets your message . kendall : true , at least we know nothing bad will happen . babe , how did the art department do with the japanese characters ? babe : well , it looks like charm ! is on target to deliver rising profit margins in the land of the rising sun . kendall : good , excellent . ok , amanda , is this the crossover samples that were sent for the promotion ? amanda : yes , these were messengered over today , but they 're nowhere near as hot as the stuff we got the other day . kendall : yeah , they feel so cheap . they look even worse . babe : i know , i mean , they did n't invest in the amount of fabric , did they ? kendall : not at all . greenlee : yeah , that color is so red light district . only a hooker would be seen in something like that . kendall : yeah , i agree . can you have this sent back , please ? amanda : the hookers of america thank you . babe : you know what , amanda ? not so fast . [ scene_break ] aidan : i just thought i 'd pop by and see how you 're doing . tad : yeah , why ? did zach fire you already ? aidan : i was just wondering if you had the welcome mat out front ? tad : for you , darling , the welcome mat will always be out front . now , do me a favor and close the door , because you 're letting out the air conditioning . thank god , it 's good to see you alive . aidan : well , i would have sent you a postcard , but i did n't know how to order a stamp in sudanese . tad : i ca n't tell you how much it means to me you saved jake 's life . from what i hear , those rebels do n't really like to negotiate too much . aidan : it 's all in a good day 's work , my pal . tad : well , if that 's what slater considers a day 's work , whatever he 's paying you is n't enough . hey , i mean it . it meant a lot to me knowing you were the one he tapped to get jake out of there . it 's not like i was n't saying some prayers every now and then , but i knew if anybody could do it , you could . aidan : tad , stop it . you 're going to make me blush . so , what 's the new case of the week ? some paranoid wife getting you to trail her cheating husband ? tad : uh - uh , it 's kate . it 's my daughter . [ scene_break ] jesse : cassandra , no matter what you might think about me , we have something very much in common . cassandra : my mom ? jesse : bingo . i know her happiness means as much to you as it does to me . cassandra : ok , you 've got my attention , so where are you going with this ? jesse : now , look . we both love your mother , right ? and we both know she wants us all to be a family . granted , we are getting off to a bit of a late start , which makes for a pretty awkward situation for all of us , especially you . cassandra : you think ? jesse : i got to tell you , it 's a little weird for me , too . i mean , 20 years out there on my own and all of a sudden , bam , i 'm a father and a husband again . it 's going to take some time getting used to . trust me , if you 're going to have problems , these are the kind of problems you want to have . cassandra : yeah , i know that . and you 've been nothing but nice to me , jesse . you 've given me space to reconnect to my mom , to frankie . it 's not that i think you 're a bad guy , it 's just -- jesse : it 's just i 'm not your father . robert : pretty little cassandra had the elephant the whole time . that diamond must be in that toy because even after 20 long , dusty years , an elephant never forgets . elephant gun , time to go hunting . [ scene_break ] little adam : see if you put him like this , and like -- colby : adding little a to the chandler board ? smart move , j.r. , bringing in greater minds than your own . j.r. : and your contribution to this family is ? yeah , that 's what i thought . but you 're going to thank me when your platinum card bill arrives this month . colby : where 'd you get dumbo 's cousin , little a ? j.r. : you mean that fuzzy pachyderm ? it was with him when babe dropped him off . colby : weird , it belongs to my friend cassandra . maybe she left it here . j.r. : little a has a habit of picking up toys anywhere he goes . colby : he seems more interested in his dinosaur now . i 'll just drop it off for cass later . hi , dad . j.r. : well , it 's about time . where have you been ? i 've been waiting for you . adam : since when do i have to clear my schedule with you ? j.r. : since i 've been picking up your slack at chandler enterprises while you 're dealing with your panic attacks . adam : well , i thank you , j.r. , for helping me out . and i do n't think i 'm going to need your services for long , because the worst of the storm has passed . dixie : do n't be so sure about that , sweet cheeks . adam : my god . j.r. : dad ? what 's wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] jesse : i would never presume to take your father 's place , all right ? the one you got is pretty damn cool from what i hear . cassandra : he 's the best . jesse : spoken like a true , loyal daughter . now , why would i get in the way of that ? i would like us to become friends . cassandra : friends ? jesse : yeah , friends . i mean , we 're so busy bobbing and weaving we 're missing the opportunity to really get to know each other . and we owe it to your mother to at least give it a try . cassandra : ok , i 'd be willing to give it a shot . jesse : and while we 're at it , could we sort of lose the over - the - top polite stuff ? it 's exhausting . ah , she smiles . see , there 's a start . cassandra : ok , truce . but you got to try and understand my position . jesse : i want to , i will . cassandra : you talk about coming back to pine valley after 20 years , everything 's new . but it 's really strange here for me , too . pine valley is a world away from paris . i 'm 18 . it was just me and my dad over there . and suddenly , i 've got all these people checking up on me , wanting to know where i 'm going . jesse : come on , baby , that 's family . it 's what we do . we care for each other . we look out for each other . cassandra : yeah , it 's complicated for me . i do n't know if you could understand . jesse : try me . we 've got all the time in the world . [ scene_break ] kendall : can you believe the guards had to scan spike and ian 's mother 's day cards ? like for weapons and contraband . as if my mother was going to use crayons and markers to break out of jail . greenlee : must be really tough on you , seeing erica behind bars . kendall : yeah , it breaks my heart . i still ca n't believe that my mom 's actually in prison . greenlee : how 's she adapting ? kendall : well , considering that she 's been in solitary confinement , she is doing surprisingly well . i 'm glad that zach and i were able to celebrate a late mother 's day with her . the only thing that she says bothers her the most is being away from her family . she ca n't keep an eye on us , make sure things are going ok . oh , well , she 's just going to have to practice some patience . greenlee : she 's not the only one who could use a little patience . kendall : ok , who are you talking about ? greenlee : jake martin , he wanted me to help him escape from the hospital . the good news is he 's doing better . kendall : oh , well , that 's good . remember when jake was engaged to mia ? that 's right , he could n't handle the long hours she was clocking . kendall : yeah , and then there was that whole pregnancy scare and that broke them up for good . oh well , time flies . ok , so these are the latest sales specs for the last quarter . now , i think we have to be more aggressive with the european market if we want to meet our projected goals . so , any thoughts ? greenlee ? greenlee : i 'm sorry , what did you say ? kendall : this does n't matter right now . what is going on with you ? i feel like i just lost you . what 's up ? greenlee : no , no worries , everything 's fine . kendall : this is me you 're talking to , i know better . what gives ? greenlee : no , really , it 's all good . it 's just , aidan wants kids , and i do n't . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , kate , huh ? tad : yeah . aidan : fill me in . what are the new developments ? tad : well , in the first place , i was able to track down that nurse . you know , hazel , the one that worked for madden ? aidan : yeah , and ? tad : huge break in the case . it turns out kate was adopted in new mexico . aidan : well , that narrows down the search . where are you going to go from here ? tad : basically , i compiled a list of all the adoption agencies that were open for business five or six years ago in new mexico , but lately i 've been concentrating on this series of articles . take a look . it 's about shady adoptions , baby farming , it was also going on around the time she was placed . aidan : tad , this could be it . this really could be it . this could be the little gem that you 've been looking for . i 'm serious about my offer , man . you know , about dropping everything and helping you out . you just say the word , and i 'm there for you . tad : i know , and i appreciate it . and i just may take you up on it . i 'm this close , this close . i can feel it . for some reason , i ca n't explain , dixie 's got something to do with it . i 'm going to find our daughter and bring her home soon . [ scene_break ] j.r. : dad , is there something seriously wrong with you ? adam : no , nothing at all . just a phone call that i was supposed to make and the time has gotten away from me . j.r. : the phone call can wait . where did you find this ? adam : i 've never seen that before . j.r. : that 's bull and you know it . i was just telling little a about this exact same giraffe that my mom gave to me . and then , boom , it just appears . just like that photo of my mom shows up out of the blue . what are you trying to pull ? dixie : go ahead , adam , tell our son who really put those things there , hmm ? adam : shut up . j.r. : that 's the best you can do ? you tell me to shut up . i stepped into chandler enterprises for you when you needed me . i 've been nothing but understanding while you 've been trying to get a grip . well , for the last time , you leave my mother out of this . she 's off limits . adam : j.r. , i swear to you , i have n't done anything . that picture , it was not my idea . j.r. : oh , whose idea was it ? adam : it 's hers , damn it . dixie , your mother , is haunting me . [ scene_break ] cassandra : it 's like where do i fit in ? you know , i look at you and mom , even frankie . you guys have all these friends here that know you and have loved you for years . there 's a history there that i 'm not a part of . jesse : baby , history takes time . cassandra : i know . but it does n't make me feel any better . and it 's not that i 'm jealous or anything . jesse : i know that , i know that . cassandra : it 's just , when i look at you guys , it 's like i 'm looking through a window , and you guys are on the other side smiling at me , calling me to come in , but i do n't have the key to open the door . jesse : enter the poet . so , you 're the big outsider always looking in ? cassandra : that 's right . jesse : wow , well , cassandra , we 've got a lot more in common than we thought . robert : i 'm an outsider looking in on both of you . [ robert puts down his binoculars and prepares a syringe ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't believe i just said that . kendall : do n't be so hard on yourself . it 's normal . ok , so you do n't want to have kids right now , you want to wait until you 've been married a few years and then start a family . greenlee : maybe . kendall : just maybe ? greenlee : i do n't know , i really think maybe i do n't want to have kids ever . as in never . kendall : i ca n't believe that . greenlee : neither can i , but it 's there . that feeling . kendall : ok , you ask me a few years ago , i did n't want kids either . but greenlee , look at me now , i do n't know what i would do without ian or spike . greenlee : you 're different . kendall : those maternal feelings that flip on and off , they come flooding through the moment you look at your child . it 's instant . it 's irreversible . greenlee : maybe for you , kendall , maybe for most women . but in my heart , i do n't believe having kids is for me . [ scene_break ] babe : i need your opinion on something . amanda : yes , those clothes are too tacky , even for you . babe : ha - ha - ha , bee - otch . amanda : all right , you want the straight scoop ? i 'm here to help . no sugar coating here . dr. dillon 's advice corner is always open for business . babe : you are not going to believe this , but i assumed that j.r. was lying . amanda : naturally . babe : but it turns out that he was telling the truth the entire time . amanda : well , j.r. does have a track record for dishonesty . are you sure he 's telling the truth this time ? babe : i now have reason to believe that richie set up j.r. all along . i mean , he put him in bed with that hepatitis hooker . her name 's treena . and richie has met her more than once now . amanda : well , there are other reasons for men to talk to prostitutes . babe : no , i know that , but richie was having a pretty intense conversation with her . i mean , i have to prove that richie set up j.r . i just do n't know how i 'm going to do it . amanda : how ? i think the real question is why ? why is it so important to you to prove that j.r. 's telling the truth ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : my mother 's haunting you ? now i know you have really lost it . adam : no , no , j.r. , i swear , dixie came to me . j.r. : yeah ? did she talk to you ? what did she say , dad ? adam : she said that i had to repent for all my sins , and there have been quite a few . dixie : that is not at all what i said . you can never tell the whole truth , can you ? j.r. : so , are you saying that this was a dream ? adam : no , no , it was not a dream . j.r. : you are pathetic , dad . using my dead mother as a way to justify your crazy behavior . dixie : jealousy , is that it , adam ? are you jealous of our son ? how handsome and smart and young he is ? adam : shut up . j.r. : hey , buddy , i need you to go in the kitchen and go get your aunt colby , ok ? but you stay in there with lucretia . come on . dixie : you are the one who should be quiet , adam , because this is it . the final countdown to where it 's all going to be decided . adam : what is going to be decided ? i want answers . tell me . i need to know . i demand to know . dixie : you 're in no position to demand anything . adam : damn you , dixie , damn you back to hell . j.r. : all right , that 's it . this ends now . [ scene_break ] aidan : i meant what i said , tad . i 'll help you out . you just say the word , but i 'm really happy that you 're closer to finding kate . tad : yeah , i just do n't want to get overconfident . the last thing i need to do right now is get a case of the yips and miss something . aidan : yeah , i know what you mean . tad : the good news is i finally got a couple of major breaks to blow some heat on a cold case . and , not for nothing , but speaking of heat , how is that fiancée of yours ? has she been able to contain her ardor since your heroic return to the states ? aidan : no , she has n't , and i like it that way . i 'm glad that she ca n't contain herself . tad : yeah ? yeah ? you do n't have to tell me . i can imagine . yeah , it 's kind of hard to keep the muzzle on all that enthusiasm . aidan : you really are bad . [ laughter ] aidan : she made me promise never to go near a bullet again . tad : ah , ho , ho , ho , ho , ho . stop everything . i ca n't allow that . that 's a slippery slope , baby . she starts outlawing bullets , next thing you know , she 'll put the kibosh on bowling night . and all i 'll be able to say is , `` welcome to married life , chum . `` aidan : i kind of like having someone worry about me all the time , though , you know ? i mean , greenlee and i have been through a lot this year . we have a new appreciation about life , and we just want to savor every minute . which is why we 've moved our wedding day up to june . tad : really ? aidan : uh - huh . tad : good on you , mate . means i better stop wasting time . i 've got to get my monkey suit out of the mothballs , make sure i 'm still devastating . aidan : well , good luck with that . tad : oh , ho . who do you think you 're talking to ? let me tell you something . some men , comme moi , are born for a tuxedo . do n't you worry , though . i 'll take it easy on you . it 's always such a tragedy when the best man is better looking than the groom . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm as surprised as you are , kendall . i mean , i really thought i wanted to have children . but i talked about this with ryan , and i tried to with aidan , and -- kendall : and ? greenlee : and it just makes more and more sense . no pitter - patter of little feet for me . kendall : ok , i do n't need to remind you how far you were willing to go to become a mother , do i ? i mean , greenlee , you were desperate to have ryan 's child . greenlee : yeah , and when i found out i could n't carry a child , i was devastated . kendall : yes , i remember . greenlee : yes , and it meant so much to me that you offered to be my surrogate . kendall : even though things went crazy ? greenlee : i understand why you did what you did , kendall . kendall : if i did n't , we would n't have spike . greenlee : oh , spike , i mean , i wanted to be a mother so badly , i took off with him , and he could have been killed in that car accident . kendall : i do n't want to think about that . greenlee : neither do i , but i did those things , kendall . and i 'm just realizing how selfish i was . do i really want to be a mother ? am i really cut out for it ? no . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's important for me to set things straight with j.r. , because once again , i jumped to the wrong conclusion . amanda : oh , hey , i jumped there , too . i mean , he has given everyone plenty of reason to doubt him in the past . babe : see , that 's just it . it 's the past . i mean , j.r. is really trying to be a better man , and i just refused to believe it . i mean , i feel terrible about it , amanda , and i want to make it up to him somehow . amanda : ok . so you want my take on this ? babe : absolutely . amanda : well , that all sounds nice , babe . nice and plausible , but what 's the real reason ? come on , what is the real reason you care to prove that richie set j.r. up ? [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , your mother wants to send me to hell . j.r. : that is enough , you lunatic . colby : j.r. , what 's wrong ? what 's going on ? j.r. : i will not let you drag my mother 's memory down . what kind of sick , perverted game are you playing ? what are you trying to accomplish with this ? adam : no , it 's not a game . it 's not a game . she 's right here . your mother 's came -- came back from the dead to torture me . she 's right here . dixie , show yourself . colby : daddy , stop it . this is n't funny . j.r. : all right , all right , you know what ? let 's all just stay calm , ok ? dad , just calm down . dixie : [ laughing ] adam : calm , calm ? i hear laughter from hell . stop it ! i ca n't take anymore . stop , stop ! j.r. : all right , dad . why do n't i take you upstairs to your room ? you can lay down and relax . adam : no , no , no , there 's no running away from her . there 's no escaping her , no . just stop , stop it , stop it ! j.r. : colby , i want you to call this guy , ok ? here is his number . tell him to get over here , asap . colby : who is it ? j.r. : do n't ask questions . just make the phone call . adam : j.r. , you have no idea what i 've been going through . she 's here torturing me everywhere , everywhere i go . she got herself into the jet plane , the private jet . 20,000 feet in the air , she 's still mocking me . j.r. : so , you 're saying that mom 's a ghost ? adam : yes , yes , i 'm saying she 's a ghost . yes , she 's a ghost . she 's right here , and she 's making my life miserable . j.r. : ok , so you 're saying that mom 's a ghost , and you can see her . but , dad , i ca n't see her , ok ? so why do n't you show me where she is ? tell me . dixie : proceed with caution , adam . you 're playing with fire now . do n't want to get burned . [ scene_break ] jesse : you know , i 've also looked through that window you 're talking about . cassandra : how so ? jesse : you kidding me ? out there all that time by myself , i could n't help but feel like an outsider . i mean , i wanted my family back really bad , and all i could do was watch . do n't touch . never touch . i had to protect my family by staying away . cassandra : it had to be really hard for you . jesse : yeah , it was rough . but my point is , you are standing on the other side of the window that i 'm looking through . you know parts of this family better than i do . i mean , what was frankie like as a big brother ? cassandra : we were really close . jesse : yeah ? cassandra : i guess i was always looking up to him , trying to prove myself to him . jesse : see , this helps me already . i mean , he was so young when i was taken away . was he always accident - prone ? cassandra : oh , yeah . jesse : he is just so clumsy . cassandra : ok , this one time , he got his first pair of rollerblades . he insisted on taking on this hill . he could n't even stand on them , but he had to be big brother show off . jesse : i 'm almost afraid to ask . what happened ? cassandra : well , let 's just say it was a good thing he had dental insurance . jesse : that 's our boy frankie . cassandra : mom was always like setting a bone or stitching that boy up . jesse : probably why he went into medicine , right ? cassandra : luckily , he was just more embarrassed than hurt . jesse : it 's a guy thing . cassandra : yeah . you 're cool , you know ? jesse : i know . cassandra : thank you for the summit . jesse : anytime . did you ever find what you were looking for earlier ? you know , i got an extra set of eyes here . and i am a highly trained professional . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't beat yourself up . i mean , everyone has mommy doubts . i do every now and then . greenlee : yeah , well , it 's different for me . i see my future with aidan traveling the world , making fusion queen of the world , partying with you , even being the perfect aunt greenlee to your kids . kendall : ok , well , that sounds wonderful . so , what 's the glitch ? greenlee : i do n't see that future with my own children in it . and no one could be more surprised than i am . i mean , this feeling 's been building for a while , but it does n't scare me or make me feel guilty . it just finally feels right . kendall : ok , well , maybe it 's just a phase . maybe it will pass . greenlee : doubtful . let 's be honest , i mean , i 'm not like you . you manage to juggle your kids , manage a business , make it hot with your husband , all the while looking fabulous , and you do it all with a smile on your face . kendall : ok , first of all , i 'm not always smiling . you know that . and second , greenlee , we all know that you 're very into you . now , i 'm not saying that this is it , but maybe you 're feeling this way , because you do n't want to share aidan . [ scene_break ] aidan : just a thought , mate , but have you contacted the newspaper where these articles came from ? because maybe there 's some information there that they never published . tad : i always knew you were more than a pretty face . it 's a brilliant idea , and i 'm already following up on it . aidan : what about the reporter ? tad : her name 's madeline wilson . have n't got word on her yet , but i 'm doing a search now . aidan : she might be the only one that knows where your little girl is . [ scene_break ] adam : why ca n't you people see i 'm right ? dixie : oh , you people . nice . that 's the way to win them over . adam : is n't it enough that that bitch is haunting me ? j.r. : i told you not to talk about my mother like that . dixie : you think j.r. would ever defend you like that , adam ? adam : why do n't you go back to purgatory where you came from ? i want that witch out of my house . i want her out of my house . get out ! leave ! colby : what 's going on , j.r. ? what are you doing ? dixie : ah , alone at last . [ scene_break ] cassandra : i really was n't looking for anything important . i just felt like my stuff has been kind of messed up lately . jesse : messed up ? cassandra : more like , messed with . like my things have been rummaged through . jesse : anything of value missing ? cassandra : nothing critical . in fact , for about a minute i thought it might have been you going through my things . i mean , it made sense . you were a cop . i 'm a teenager who 's lived abroad . jesse : and you thought that i was making sure you had n't packed illegal substances with your what ? your souvenirs ? cassandra : something like that . jesse : oh , my god . yeah , not my style . prefer the direct approach . cassandra : i 'll keep that in mind . jesse : you do that . so , you 're sure there was nothing missing at all . nothing suspicious left around ? cassandra : you know , it 's probably just me getting used to the new time zone . and i do have a habit of losing things . i mean , just ask frankie . you 'll see once you get to know me better . jesse : that 's what i 'm talking about . getting to know each other . cassandra : right . yeah , you 're right . you know , just for the record , i know my mom pretty well , but when i hear her humming to herself , and i see a smile that i 've never seen before , i know it 's because of you , jesse . i ca n't thank you enough . [ scene_break ] amanda : come on , you ca n't hide from dr. dillon forever . babe : ok , amanda , you know me too well . what can i say ? amanda : well , it ca n't be helped . it 's a gift . babe : you 're right . there is another reason why i want to prove that richie set up j.r . i 'm terrified that j.r. is going to go after richie himself . amanda : and it 'll backfire in j.r. 's face . babe : yes , j.r. definitely does have a track record for , you know , making things worse . amanda : so , what are you going to do ? babe : stay put . sometimes when you want to find a rat , you got to use a little cheese . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you may have a point . i 've waited so long for a man like aidan to come in my life , i want him all to myself . maybe i do n't want to share . is that so wrong ? kendall : no . of course not , as long as you 're honest with him . greenlee : exactly . i love aidan so much . i love the way i feel when i 'm with him . i do n't want to do anything that might jeopardize that . kendall : i do n't blame you . but i do n't think children are going to jeopardize anything . greenlee : you know , i 'm not perfect . i 've got flaws . not many , but some . and aidan loves me despite them . i mean , in fact , he loves me because of some of my adorable imperfections . kendall : that 's one way of looking at it , yes . that 's -- it 's greenlee logic , but it makes sense . i mean , you make a strong case . greenlee : then you agree ? you think aidan 'll understand if i do n't want to have children ? i mean , he already knows that i ca n't carry a baby to term , but he 'll understand if i do n't want to adopt or choose another method . being with me 's enough , is n't it ? kendall : of course , greenlee , listen . of course it is , yes . you know what ? you do n't even have to make any decisions right now . you guys have your whole lives ahead of you . i mean , who knows how you 'll feel in a few years ? greenlee : but i do know now , kendall . the more we talk about it , the more i know there 's no wiggle room on this one . i 'll never change my mind . kendall : ok , well , if that 's how you really feel , then there 's only one thing to do . you have to tell aidan . [ scene_break ] tad : oh , my god . this ca n't be a coincidence . aidan : what 'd you find ? tad : it 's about madeline wilson . listen to this . `` the new mexico state police have completed a cursory investigation of the accident site . it appears miss wilson 's car was forced off the road as it approached the shoulder . the other vehicle fled the scene . there are no further leads on the mystery vehicle involved in this tragic hit - and - run . witnesses are encouraged to step forward . `` aidan : are you thinking what i 'm thinking ? tad : yeah . miss wilson was onto something that someone did n't want her to follow up on . [ scene_break ] adam : come back in here , you ingrates . colby : j.r. , it 's only gotten worse . j.r. : look , this is probably a reaction to the medication for the panic attacks . colby : you do n't believe that . j.r. : did you call the people that i told you to get in touch with ? [ doorbell chiming ] man : we received a call . j.r. : yeah , i 'm j.r. chandler . we spoke on the phone . um , yeah , it 's getting worse . colby : what 's going on , j.r. ? adam : i would kill you , dixie , if you were n't already dead . dixie : if you 'd just agree to give tad the adoption paper , you could have saved yourself all this trouble . adam : never . dixie : some people never learn . j.r. : my father is alone in there . colby : j.r. , you ca n't do this . adam : yes , i 'm well aware of what 's at stake . no , no , fat chance . you ca n't keep it up forever . who are you ? j.r. : this is dr. sinclair . dixie : he 's from oak haven . adam : oak haven ? the nuthouse ? [ scene_break ] babe : yoo - hoo . amanda : babe ? babe : what do you think ? these trashy clothes came in handy , right ? amanda : well , you look cheap , all right . what are you doing with that outfit ? it 's too early to trick - or - treat , honey . babe : not necessarily . at least , not the trick part . amanda : do n't tell me , you 're not -- babe : with a little bit of help and a lot more lip - liner , even you 're not going to be able to recognize me . and if you ca n't , richie 's hooker friend , treena , she 's definitely not . amanda : what are you going to do ? babe : well , i 'm going to wait for the exact right time , and then i 'm going to become that bitch 's very best friend . [ scene_break ] kendall : if there 's one thing i 've learned about relationships , it 's not to keep a huge secret from your lover . greenlee : what , you and zach ? what secret are you talking about ? kendall : everybody has secrets . ok , that 's -- stay on point here . we 're talking about you and aidan . now , if you really feel this way , if you really feel like you do n't want kids , you have to tell him how you feel . greenlee : i 've tried , but i do n't think he 's listening to me . kendall : well , then make it very clear how you feel . aidan loves you , greenlee . he 'll understand . [ scene_break ] tad : this woman , madeline wilson , was -- she died on the very day that the last article on illegal adoptions was published , right ? well , it 's perfectly obvious from this article that she was trying to follow up another lead . aidan : greg madden killed her to stop her . tad : yeah . there goes my best trail to kate . [ scene_break ] adam : i swear i will kill you . kill you ! do n't -- let go . unhand me . let -- let go . you do n't know who you 're handling here . i 'm -- this is my house ! i 'm adam chandler ! do n't -- [ scene_break ] jesse : you know , that was really nice what you just said about me and your mom . cassandra : i meant it . jesse : and i meant what i said . and do me a favor and just keep me posted if you sense anything unusual , all right ? cassandra : ok . jesse : this was good . i 'm glad we did this . jesse : i 'm out . [ door closing ] [ knocking at the door ] cassandra : yeah , jesse , i 'm not the only one in the family who 's forgetful . oh . mr. gardner . robert : hi , did i come at a bad time ? cassandra : actually , yeah . my mom and jesse are n't home right now , and -- robert : well , that 's all right . because i came to see you . [ next_on ] cassandra ( to robert ) : ow ! adam ( to dixie ) : i swear , i could kill you for this . ryan ( to greenlee ) : i remembered something about annie . jack ( to erica ) : what went on between kendall and aidan ? aidan : what are you saying ? greenlee : that i do n't want to have children .
kendall and jack unknowingly switched phones at the prison . aidan asks what tad 's new project is and finds out it is kate , tad 's daughter . cassie and jessie sit down to have a chat , and he assures her that he is not trying to be her father . robert stalks and spies on cassie in pursuit of the elephant that might have the diamond in it . cassie now knows that jesse is there for her and wants to befriend her .
zach : every beep of that machine is his heartbeat . as long as we have that , we have hope . [ alarm sounding ] kendall : what 's happening ? [ machine flatlining ] kendall : no , no , no , no , no , no , it 's too soon to happen . please help him . please do something . please help him . nurse : i 'm sorry . kendall : no , no , no , no , no , no . no -- please help him , no . jesse : zach , zach , no . zach : he killed my boy ! jesse : zach , zach , do n't make me do this . do n't -- please . i know you 're angry , you just lost your boy , but killing adam is not going to bring him back . you hear me ? listen to me , listen to me . listen to me . [ with a knowing nod to zach , kendall takes off ] jesse : are you ok ? are you good ? are you good ? zach : i 'm going to see my son . angie : start chest compressions . go easy on him , but circulate those meds . jake : come on , ian . come back to us . angie : all right , pulse check . oh , god . all right , jake , keep bagging him . keep bagging him . more epi , more epi . [ scene_break ] aidan : what happened ? annie : emma is at the chandlers ' again . i did n't realize she and little a were this close . aidan : well , i 'm sure she 'll be back by the morning . you can try her then . aidan : you said yourself i only had 24 hours . once interpol tells the cops that i 'm here , my entire plan gets shot to hell . i will never get emma . aidan : so what are you going to do ? annie : i 'm going to take her from the chandler mansion tonight . [ scene_break ] [ as thunder rolls , david stands outside the chandler mansion with a gun , then j.r. knocks him unconscious and takes the weapon ] [ scene_break ] tad : pray to god i can stop him . opal : who are you calling ? tad : adam . i hate the son of a bitch , but the least i owe him is a warning . [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] krystal : do n't , do n't , do n't answer that . adam : could be important . krystal : i 've got something to say to you and you are going to listen . adam : well , i 'm all ears . [ phone ringing ] krystal : damn it . adam : that 's dramatic . krystal : do n't . do n't you laugh at me . adam : i feel nothing for you but pity . krystal : why , adam ? how could you do it ? adam : you 're the one who sold her daughter . i just used the information constructively . krystal : you bastard . you ruined my life . marissa is gone . i 'm not fit to raise jenny . my marriage is over . adam : you can find another husband just like that , you know . by my account you 've had three in the past year . you 're very good at it . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's disconnected . opal : maybe it 's because of the storm . tad : or maybe it 's something seriously wrong . [ scene_break ] [ krystal picks up adam 's gun and points it at him ] krystal : i 've got nothing left because of you , which means i have nothing to lose . adam : so shoot me . god knows i 've been threatened enough . did you guys draw straws back in town and you lost ? or does shooting me make you the big winner ? [ scene_break ] tad : stay here . opal : tad ? tad , no . [ door slams shut ] [ scene_break ] krystal : do n't come any closer . adam : why not ? just assures me that you wo n't miss me . you hate me . krystal : yes . adam : krystal , i ... go ahead . pull the damn trigger . [ scene_break ] jake : 28 , 29 , 30 back . 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 ... come on , ian . [ sounds distorting ] jake : bag him . time for another pulse check . angie : there 's nothing more that we can do . [ indistinct ] zach 's voice : i 'll never forget . my boy ... zach : my life . see you later . ryan : zach . zach . jesse : where 's zach ? ryan , where -- ryan : jesse , jesse , just leave him alone , ok ? he 's with kendall . they went to the chapel to pray . [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're not going be able to get into the chandler mansion on your own . annie : are you kidding me ? i told you know i know the place like the back of my hand . i am sorry . this is not at all what i wanted . aidan : well , then change it , annie . it does n't have to be this way , all right ? let me help you . i love you . annie : help me how , aidan ? by forcing me to leave the country without my daughter ? aidan : i was only doing that to protect you . annie : i do n't need protecting . i need emma . aidan : you ca n't just keep leaving me down here . annie : i 'm a mother . i can do whatever i want to for my child . [ scene_break ] [ as david wakes up and stumbles away , kendall arrives at the chandler mansion ] kendall 's voice : no , no , no ! please help him . please help him . please do something . please help him ! nurse : i 'm sorry . kendall : no , no , no , no , no , no , please help him . and if anything happens to ian , they wo n't leave you alone . they 'll probably take you into custody to protect adam . i want you to know if that happens , i 'll take care of things . if ian dies , i 'll kill adam . [ scene_break ] krystal : i mean it , adam . you stay away from me . i swear to god , i will kill you . adam : what 's the alternative ? you -- you 've come this far spewing all these accusations , waving my gun in my face . i do n't suppose an apology would do it , me on my knees vowing to right all of my wrongs . what good would that be ? and marissa has rejected you , because you turned your back on her . krystal : she was n't supposed to know . adam : oh . you had twins , krystal . two , just two . count them . one you sold to the highest bidder . krystal : no , that is not what happened . adam : then what did happen ? why did you decide ? was one more productive than the other , or was it simply a question of eenie - meenie- miney - moe ? krystal : shut up . she 's gone . and david 's gone , and it 's all your fault . adam : of course it is . everything is my fault . everyone in this whole damn town is my fault . their choices , their mistakes , their sick children . go ahead , go ahead , pull the trigger and their problems will die with me . do n't worry about repercussions . there wo n't be any . i 'm sure that they 'll give you the keys to the city . the one really unfortunate thing that can not be fixed , the one terrible moment is you . they wo n't know what a wonderful saleslady you are . krystal : you son of a bitch . adam : come on . come on , do it . shoot it -- shoot me . shoot me ! pull the trigger ! [ gun clicks ] adam : [ laughing ] whoops . i guess i live to see another day . j.r. , take hold of her . the lady just tried to kill me . j.r : well , guess it 's my turn then . one in the chamber . eight in the clip . adam : you pathetic drunk . you could n't hit the broad side of a barn , let alone a moving target . j.r. : well , i guess it 's a good thing i got nine chances . is n't it ? [ scene_break ] angie : jake , you need to call it . jake : no , i 'm going to try bicarb . angie : jake -- jake : theoretically , it can work . stop compressions , pulse check . no . again . you going to have to do better than this , ian . come on . come on . [ monitor beeping ] angie : oh , my god . he 's alive . jake : come on . where 's zach and kendall ? ryan : i told you already , jesse . they 're in the chapel . jesse : ian is alive . jake brought him back . go . [ scene_break ] krystal : david ? david : what the hell are you doing here ? krystal : are you all right ? david : answer the question . what are you doing here ? krystal : i ... i came to confront adam . i found him in the parlor . he had a gun , like he was waiting for someone to come and get him . david , we got into it . we got into it , and i grabbed his gun and i -- i pointed it at him and , my god , i almost killed him . david : i want you to go home . get in your car and do n't look back . krystal : no , do n't -- do n't . do n't go in there . no , j.r. 's in there . david : so ? krystal : he has a gun . he 's -- he 's angry . he 's drunk . there is no telling what he 's going to do . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's not going to be easy to hit you square in the heart . is it , dad ? because you do n't have one . the only thing you care about is yourself . obviously not ian slater . adam : i never wanted that child to get hurt . j.r. : but he did ! because at the end of the day , the only thing that 's important to you is the chandler name and the chandler fortune . you know what your problem is , dad -- is that you 're afraid . but it 's too late . because i know your deep , dark secret . did you really think that you were going to get away with it ? adam : with what ? j.r. : killing my mother . adam : oh , we 're back to that again . j.r. : in this room , right here ! god , you are a sick , evil excuse for a man who tried to kill my wife , but ended up killing my mother . adam : we 're going around in circles . j.r. : but is n't that your specialty , dad ? causing the people who love you pain ? over and over and over again . krystal , colby , me , little adam ... adam : my family means everything to me . j.r. : [ laughing ] oh , yeah ! adam : you know that . you are part of that family . you are my son . you 're my flesh and blood . you do n't want me dead . this is what happens when you drink . that 's all this is . j.r. : well , krystal was n't wrong then , too , was she ? there are people that want you gone . adam : yes . that 's why i hope you will help me . because there will be others . j.r. : my money is on hayward showing up next . adam : why do you say that ? j.r. : where do you think i got the gun ? [ scene_break ] david : j.r. 's not going to kill dear old dad . he 's too much of a coward . krystal : that 's what you 're hoping , is n't it ? because you want to kill him yourself . david : you 're damn right i do . after everything he 's pulled on babe , little adam , you , marissa . the man hurts everyone i love . and why should n't i be the one to end it ? just go the hell home . krystal : no , no , no , no , no . you ca n't . you can not go in there . david : i 'm not giving you a choice . adam is a dead man . [ scene_break ] stuart : can i help you ? annie : oh , hi . you scared me . stuart : i 'm sorry . annie lavery . what are you doing here ? annie : well , i was hoping i could speak to your brother , adam . stuart : well , i thought you were supposed -- i thought you were running from the police . annie : no -- no , no , no . you 're mistaken . no , those charges were dropped . thank god . stuart : oh , good . well , maybe i should talk to adam about this . annie : oh , no . that 's not necessary . you know what ? you 're right . i should n't have just -- just stopped by like this , you know , especially in this horrible weather . i 'll just call adam tomorrow , ok ? i 'm sorry to have bothered you . stuart : ok . maybe you better be going so you beat the rain . annie : good to see you , stuart . stuart : good to see you , too . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , dad , those pills are n't going to do you a lot of good when you got a bullet in your head . adam : why do n't once in your life you say what you mean ? you do n't want me to die . you want me to suffer . you want me to jump into that bottomless pit of yours of nothing but booze and despair and self - loathing . j.r. : really ? sounds like you 're becoming real familiar with that pit . adam : no . i 'll be nowhere near that pit the day i die , because i 'm not weak like you . j.r. : that 's real funny , dad , because i 'm feeling really strong right now . adam : really ? once in your pathetic life , why do n't you prove it ? tad : j.r. ? put the gun down . j.r. : he does n't deserve to live . tad : maybe not , but you do . you deserve a long , full life with that beautiful son of yours . the second you pull that trigger , that 's gone for good . j.r. : he killed my mother . tad : if he did , i 'll prove it , and he 'll pay , i swear it . if you let me call jesse and take him to the stationhouse , i 'll get a confession out of him . adam : the police -- that 's a good idea . police will protect me . tad : shut up . [ j.r. hands his gun to tad ] tad : ok , you son of a bitch , let 's go . j.r. : i 'm coming with you . tad : no . no , you 're not . you stay right where you are . little adam 's going to need you . j.r. : ok . tad ... tad : i know . all right , damn it . let 's go , adam . [ when david flicks off the electricity in the house , adam beats tad unconscious with an umbrella in the foyer ] adam : i 'm not going to confess to anything , because i did n't do anything . [ when the front door rattles , adam hides , then annie turns off all the electricity ] little adam : what happened ? i 'm scared . [ kendall enters the house and picks up the gun in the parlor ] tad : kendall ? [ as kendall goes upstairs , zach enters the house and picks up the gun in the foyer next to tad ] [ scene_break ] [ thunder rolling ] [ metallic rattling ] krystal : oh , my god . tad : what the -- what the hell are you doing here ? krystal : i honestly do n't even know anymore . my god , tad , you 're bleeding . what happened ? tad : adam happened . he pulled a major houdini . it 's why i 'm looking for him out here . krystal : you saw him ? tad : yeah . krystal : he 's -- tad : alive . very much so . krystal : so , j.r. did n't -- tad : no . wait a minute . how long have you been here ? krystal : well , wait -- why did adam hit you ? tad : because i wanted to drag him down to the station house and beat a confession out of him . krystal : for killing dixie ? tad : yeah . krystal : and you honestly think he 's going to own up to that ? tad : i just thought it was better that than watching j.r. blow his father 's head off , you know ? just a guess . i 'm telling you , that kid has clearly lost it . but i guess you know that already . but then so is adam . he 's acting so paranoid . it 's like he actually thinks somebody wants to kill him . krystal : yeah , well , it was almost me , tad . i came this close . tad : are you on something ? look at me . krystal : i took a few pills . tad : oh , gosh . krystal : listen , you do n't understand . tad : no , i do n't understand . i do n't know what the hell 's going on here . but i do know one thing . it 's not safe for you to be here , not like this . krystal : i ca n't leave him . i can not . tad : who ? krystal : he wants him dead more than anybody . and he 'd probably do it . tad : david ? [ scene_break ] little adam : aunt colby ? daddy ? grandpa ? david : little a . hey , hey . it 's all right . it 's ok . i 'm here . what , did the storm scare you ? ok , it 's all right . everything 's going to be fine . can i take you up to bed again ? all right , come on , come on . ok , off we go . all right , buddy . everything 's going to be all right . your room is right here , ok ? ok -- oh , hey , emma . hi . i did n't know you were here . hey , listen , guys , i need you to do me a big favor . do you think you can do that ? all right . i need you both to stay in this room , ok ? and keep the door closed , ok ? it 's better if you 're not wandering around right now while i settle something with your other grandpa , ok ? i love you very much , little adam . you know that , right ? and i would do anything to keep you safe . can you try to remember that the next time people say mean things about me ? and what else are you going to remember ? little adam : you love me . david : that 's right , that 's right . everything i do is for you , little adam . everything . all right , now just watch out for each other , ok ? and stay close . i 'll see you soon . ok . [ annie appears in the window ] [ scene_break ] jesse : how 's he doing ? angie : miraculously hanging in there . where are his parents ? jesse : not in the chapel . angie : what does that mean ? jesse : it means lavery lied to me . he said they went to the chapel to pray for the baby , but they 're nowhere to be found . angie : so they still think ian 's dead ? jesse : yeah . yeah , this is hubbard . i need you to send an officer over to the hospital . and send another car to meet me at 300 river road . yes . angie : do you think kendall and zach are at the chandler mansion ? jesse : ah , yeah . and god only knows who else is there . [ scene_break ] [ ryan enters chandler mansion and sees a woman lurking in the shadows ] ryan : [ whispering ] kendall ? [ scene_break ] tad : honey , come on . i 've got to get you out of here . krystal : if you want to leave , then you can leave . but i am not going to trash his life , tad , because it is my life , too . tad : just give -- krystal : and i 'm going in there . tad : just give me a second , ok ? krystal : why , so you can dump on him and tell me what a mistake i 'm making again ? tad : no -- so i can help you . think . does david have a gun ? krystal : i do n't know . i do n't know . i did n't see one . tad : did you ? krystal : i was using the one that adam had -- tad : oh -- krystal : when i walked in , he had one and ... tad : what happened ? krystal : well , one of the chambers was empty . tad : and , and , and ? skip ahead . what happened ? krystal : i dropped the gun in the parlor . tad : perfect . i dropped mine in the foyer after adam bushwhacked me . krystal : which means that if david did n't have a gun -- tad : he could take his pick . krystal : oh , my god . i 'm going in there . tad : no , no , no . i ca n't let you do that , honey . i just ca n't . krystal : tad . tad : i 'm sorry . i 'll go . krystal : what ? tad : i 'll go . i 'll go inside . i 'll check on david , make sure he 's ok . but you have to do me a favor . you 've got to get as far away from here as you possibly can . promise me . krystal ? krystal : ok . ok . tad : ok . krystal : tad ? be careful . tad : yeah . you , too . [ scene_break ] [ someone aims a flashlight at j.r. then throws a glass of water on his face ] j.r. : hey . ooh ! [ scene_break ] annie : emma ? emma : mommy ? annie : shh , come here . give me a hug . hi . we have to be quiet . i do n't want to wake little a , ok ? nobody can know that i 'm here . listen , mommy has to go away again . but guess what ? this time you get to come with me . emma : where ? annie : i 'll tell you on the way . but for now we have to get you out of this house , ok ? it 's not safe for you here . [ door opens ] little adam : grandpa ? annie : emma , stay there . do not move . do not move . [ after adam sees annie in the nursery , he runs off and she goes after him with gun drawn . adam hides in the study while tad looks for him . ] [ scene_break ] [ aidan finally manages to get loose and escapes his basement prison ] [ scene_break ] [ standing on the terrace , kendall sees adam in his study ] kendall : ian , this is for you . [ scene_break ] [ thunder rolling ] j.r. : annie ? what the -- what the hell ? give me that . annie : no ! [ annie screams as she and j.r. struggle ] [ scene_break ] [ while zach and kendall point their guns at adam , tad walks around . david emerges from the tunnel and also points his gun at adam who just looks around , scared . ] [ scene_break ] opal : krystal , what are you doing ? did you come from the house ? krystal : it 's bad . opal , it 's bad . opal : no ! is it my tad ? aidan : what 's going on ? [ gun fires ] [ opal and krystal scream ] [ scene_break ] [ adam falls to the floor ] krystal 's voice : you better not say a word , adam . if you do -- j.r. 's voice : you 're through messing with my life . david 's voice : destroying lives . i promise you , adam . i will come to you in the dead of night . krystal 's voice : i 've got nothing left . zach 's voice : if my son does n't make it -- krystal 's voice : because of you . zach 's voice : if anything happens to my son because of it , if he suffers for one second , i will kill you . j.r. 's voice : it 's not going to be easy . david 's voice : i will kill you , adam . j.r. 's voice : to hit you square in the heart . krystal 's voice : i swear , i will kill you . david 's voice : you will go to hell with my smile burned into your eyes . adam 's voice : i must die . for all i 've done to all of you .
ian 's heart machine begins to beep . kendall cries that it is too soon . the nurse tells kendall and zach that it is too soon . zach starts to go after adam , but jesse stops him . zach nods at kendall to follow through with their plan . angie orders chest compressions on ian . annie tells aidan that she is going to take emma from the chandler 's tonight . j.r. knocks david unconscious outside of the chandler 's . tad tells opal that he is going to call adam and issue him a warning . krystal holds a gun on adam and blames him for ruining her life . david wakes up and stumbles away . j.r. arrives at adam 's . adam tells j.r. to take hold of krystal that she had tried to kill him . jake manages to revive ian . stuart catches annie outside of adam 's house . adam beats tad unconscious in the foyer of adam 's house . annie makes it upstairs to emma and tells her that she is able to take emma with her now . aidan finally gets loose from his basement prison . zach , kendall , tad and david all hold their guns on adam . krystal visits opal and tells her that everything is going wrong . opal and krystal scream as a shot is fired . adam falls to the floor .
miranda : good times with your dad ? i mean , back then . i know you want more good times with him . so why do n't you just give him another shot ? at least , let him try and make it up to you . aj : mmm ... dixie : oh , you 're alive . that 's a relief . did n't you get any of my messages ? aj : phone was on silent . sorry . did n't get them . dixie : aj , i know what happened with your dad , okay ? you have to know that he feels absolutely horrible about it . please come back with me to the hospital . he so wants to make it right . please . [ scene_break ] opal : what is that on your face ? what -- did you get a scratch ? how did that happen ? did she take a swipe at you ? now , any girl that is hitting boys is not worth ditching his mama for . pete : this did not come from celia ; and did i tell you you look amazing today , mom ? opal : do n't you go there . do n't you start with the charm to try to change the subject . i want to know how you got that scratch . are you gon na tell me , or am i gon na be left to imagine the worst possible scenario ? pete : it 's just kind of embarrassing . okay , i [ sighs ] i completely got nailed in the face by some thorns while i was climbing a trellis outside of her dorm . opal : you -- you -- you climbed a wall to get to your beloved ? pete : [ scoffs ] i know , i know . tragically old - school , but celia was running late to her curfew and blah blah blah blah blah . i had to sneak her in . and you know i was n't gon na leave until she was safe in her room . opal : oh -- so chivalrous of you . pete : no , it 's just that bramwell hall -- they have everybody on some lockdown or something . and then her psycho guardian -- he 's just obsessive with these rules . it 's ... opal : well , with this obsessive psycho - guardian , i guess you wo n't be able to see her again tonight ? pete : mom , do you really think that 's gon na stop me ? i mean , psycho watchdog guardian dude or not , i 'm gon na be seeing celia as much as possible . opal : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] angie : sweetheart , i know that you 're scared . i know you are , but i 'm pretty sure that the men who were holding you now have my daughter . and if that 's the case , you 're our only connection to cassandra , so i 'm asking -- no , i 'm begging , please , please help me find my daughter . [ scene_break ] uri : you did good last night . you pulled in lots of money . you get treated well when you do that . [ pills rattling ] uri : good girl . soon we will see what other talents you have . cassandra : [ secretly spits out the pill ] [ scene_break ] zach : well , i might have something . there 's a private strip club outside of center city . there might be something there . i 'm not sure what . lea : zach slater ? zach : well , there 's a surprise . lea : special agent lea marquez , fbi . you 're under arrest . [ scene_break ] dixie : aj , your dad realized who you were the minute you walked out of the room . i mean , he could n't get up and follow you , because he can barely sit up , much less walk . he made me promise to tell you how sorry he was for making you feel like you did n't matter . because you do matter . you always have . please come with me to the hospital . miranda : um , dixie , could you give aj and me a sec ? dixie : yes . yes , of course . i 'll go find brooke . i have a couple of things i need to check with her . i 'll be back in a few minutes . miranda : look , ace . i get it . you 're pissed . i would be , too . no one 's fighting you on that , but i know you want him back in your life . i know you want to be a family again . what do you say ? give him another shot ? aj : [ groans ] i guess miranda : come on . let 's go find dixie and go to the hospital . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] opal : excuse me . are you ms. johnson ? evelyn : yes . opal : the receptionist downstairs said i might find you here . evelyn : yes . can i help you ? opal : i am opal cortlandt . pete 's mama . evelyn : i - i 'm sorry . pete ? opal : pete . the boy that celia fitzgerald 's been dating . i just wanted to stop by and make sure that she did n't get into too much trouble last night for , you know , what happened . i mean , i know that bramwell hall has very strict rules about curfews , and i am all for that . we have to take care of our girls , right ? evelyn : celia is not in any trouble that i 'm aware of . opal : well , that is a relief . because , as i was walking up here , i could n't help but notice that broken trellis outside . i 'm sure it 's the one leading to this window here . yep . oh , my , yes . there it is . seems that somebody busted through the slats while sneaking back in after curfew last night ? evelyn : sneaking in ? opal : is n't that romantic ? but not to worry . i mean , i am perfectly happy to pay for any repairs . the last thing i would want is for either of those sweet kids to get called on the carpet for something as silly as this . [ scene_break ] celia : i 've been sneaking out of bramwell to spend time with pete cortlandt . brooke : oh , but i thought that -- celia : we were done ? we were , but only because i thought he was n't who i thought he was , but as it turns out , i was wrong . he 's -- he 's exactly that guy . brooke : well , i 'm very glad that everything got cleared up . celia : you and me both . brooke : you really like him , do n't you ? celia : i have never felt this way before . brooke : oh , it 's a wonderful feeling , i know . [ laughs ] pete : celia . hey . i did n't think you 'd be here . celia : i did n't think i 'd see you here either . brooke : uh , hi . hi , pete . pete : hi , brooke . sorry . brooke : oh , no , no . actually , celia and i were just going over some paperwork for the center . pete : oh , then we 're here for the same reason -- business . brooke : oh , this is -- oh , this is so good . this is great . thank you for getting this to me so quickly . okay , well [ clears throat ] i think there 's something i should be doing , so i 'll be back in a little bit . pete : i was just thinking about you and last night and how much fun we had . celia : ditto . oh , but your poor face . pete : totally worth it . i wish i knew i was gon na bump into you . i would have , you know spent the day with you or something , but i 've got half a dozen meetings , conference calls . it 's ... celia : well , but i 'll see you later , right ? pete : most definitely . celia : how are you gon na top last night 's excitement ? i mean , is that even possible ? pete : very . [ scene_break ] angie : there must be something that you remember , something that would help lead us to my daughter . amy : [ sighs ] all the rooms were dark . the blacked out the windows . it was small and dirty and smelled . angie : smelled of what ? amy : sweat and rotten food . angie : did you ever go outside ? amy : only when we were working at night , usually , to a club or a motel . they would load us in the back of trucks , like the moving vans you can rent , and there were no windows . angie : what about markings on the trucks . do you remember any lettering or signs . amy : there would be weeks we would n't go out at all . and they would bring the men there . [ scene_break ] uri : the new girl is going to be good money . she 's clean , exotic , beautiful . we take advantage of this before she 's used up . call marvin . tell him we have new talent . vlad : i do n't think she 's ready , boss . uri : do n't think . do . [ scene_break ] zach : i knew there was something special about you when i met you last night , but i could n't put my finger on it . actually , i was n't supposed to put my fingers on it -- house rules . lea : apparently , you did n't hear me before . you 're under arrest . zach : for what ? enjoying the view ? lea : okay , am i gon na have to make a scene in here , or are you gon na come in quietly ? zach : no , what i want you to do is meet a friend of mine . jesse hubbard , chief of police , pine valley . jesse : what 's this all about ? lea : it 's a federal matter . jesse : well , if it has anything with mr. slater 's actions last night , i take full responsibility . he 's assisting me on a case . lea : it has to do with mr. slater being a person of interest in my case . jesse : okay , can we just sit down ? i 'm sure we can straighten this all out . zach : that 's a good idea . come sit . jesse , it 's funny . i 've had strippers pretend to be cops before . i 've never had a cop pretending to be a stripper . lea : that 's it , have it your way . you 're under arrest . you have the right to remain -- jesse : would you put the cuffs away . sit down and shut up . zach : you 've got to listen to him . he 's a real bear when he does n't have his coffee . lea : i 'm a federal agent , and i 'm here to arrest this man . jesse : you are here in my jurisdiction . that means you will give me the professional courtesy that that entails . zach : there 's no reasoning with him . coffee 's on me , by the way . how do you like it ? lea : i do n't . jesse : can we just sit , please ? now , can we start fresh ? what are you investigating . zach : money laundering . jesse : money laundering , and how does mr. slater factor into this , allegedly ? lea : his casino is one of the many businesses that i am covering . they all lead to the same dummy offshore accounts . at least one of those accounts is owned by your friend slater here . zach : see , that 's what i mean , jesse . koslovs are pulling out all the stops . lea : what do you know about the koslovs ? jesse : oh , your investigation is about to take a very ugly turn , special agent marquez . lea : what do you mean ? jesse : which office branch are you with ? lea : philly . jesse : i would suggest you check in with dc , because this goes way beyond money laundering . you are now dealing with sex trafficking . [ scene_break ] aj : hey , hold up . dixie : is something the matter ? miranda : hey , listen . just hear what your dad has to say . if you do n't like any of it , we can leave . dixie : hey , look who came to see you . jr : son . dixie : i 'm gon na give you guys a couple of minutes . i 'll be right outside . jr : aj , i 'm so sorry about last night . i did n't mean to -- aj : forget me ? jr : i did n't forget , okay ? i just ... you were such a little boy before . you know , i mean , look at you know , bud , you 're all grown up . aj : nobody calls me bud anymore . jr : right . i 'm sorry . i 've missed a lot , and i 'm sorry i was n't around the past five years to be your dad . aj : it 's not like you were much of anything else before that . jr : no , i guess i was n't . you know what the worst part was ? that was my biggest fear . i mean , having anything close to the kind of relationship that i had with my dad , which was n't a relationship at all . and i 'm so sorry that i put you through the same thing . aj : i lived . jr : yeah , but you did n't deserve it , any more than you deserved to have lost the only mother that you ever knew . aj , i do n't ... listen , i do n't remember doing it . okay , all i know is i must have been out of my mind to have gone after marissa . aj : what were you thinking ? jr : i ca n't even ask you to forgive me . i 'm never gon na be able to forgive myself . but please just know that i never , ever meant to hurt you . that 's the last thing that i ever wanted to do . [ scene_break ] opal : well , from the looks of things , i think that whole trellis is gon na have to be replaced . and as the mother of one of the culprits , i insist on paying those costs . yeah , one thing you can say about petey -- he is used to getting his way , and he never lets anything -- not a trellis or a curfew -- stand in his way of getting it . i mean , he 's what you call a creative problem solver . evelyn : yes . mrs. cortlandt , i appreciate your taking the time to stop by . opal : oh , it 's no problem at all . i mean , we got to look out for love , right ? and let 's just hope that a broken trellis is all that either one of us ever has to worry about with those two . evelyn : yes . let 's just hope that . opal : yes . [ laughs ] evelyn : good day . opal : uh ... lovely to meet you . [ scene_break ] pete : okay , so if we get out of here by 4 : 00 , i 'll make 6 : 00 reservations . that should give us more than enough time to at least settle in , get some appetizers -- brooke : i 'm really sorry to interrupt the two of you , but celia and i have to get back to doing some work . pete : no problem . i actually have a meeting i have to get to , too . i 'll call you . plan around 4 : 00 . celia : okay . i ca n't wait . pete : me neither . brooke : pete , let me walk you out . pete : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] amy : i do n't want to talk anymore . angie : maybe -- maybe later . you get some rest , okay ? amy : i 'm sorry about your daughter . no one should have to go through what she 's going through . [ scene_break ] jesse : i 've got to go . zach : go . i 'll deal with her . lea : where did the chief go ? zach : he 's following a lead . lea : well , according to headquarters , this just became my case . zach : congratulations . just you , or is scooby and the gang coming down ? lea : okay , just because i throw on a g - string and swing on a pole does n't mean i 'm not good at my real job . zach : and i did n't mean that . i just -- what i was saying was that you were really good in a g - string on a pole . lea : well , i 'm even better at this . look , there 's a lot of questions that i need answers to , and i really do n't feel like playing games trying to get them . zach : okay , sit . lea : and before you start , just so you know , i can have you arrested if you prove uncooperative . zach : all right , i 'll be on my best behavior . but let 's keep in mind that there 's a young lady out there waiting to be found . so let 's hurry it up . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ whimpering ] uri : you have been such a good girl . do n't disappoint me now . [ scene_break ] jr : i know it wo n't be easy to regain your trust , or anyone else 's , for that matter . aj : yeah , you 're probably right about that . jr : the good news is that i 'm awake , and now that i am , i can focus on being the dad i always wanted to be , the kind of dad you always should have had . i 'm really glad you came back . aj : whatever . jr : [ chuckles ] [ sighs ] [ door opens ] dixie : everything okay in here ? aj : i got to go . dixie : aj . jr : no , let him go . i was a shitty dad before the coma . i come out of it , and the first time i see my son , i do n't even recognize him . no wonder he still thinks i 'm the same asshole i used to be . dixie : i 'm sure you told him how sorry you were . jr : sure i did . and he heard . he just does n't trust me . dixie : the two of you have been through a lot . as long as you just keep talking about the situation , you have to trust that it could possibly really bring you closer . jr : you know , it wo n't be easy , but i will make it right with my son . [ scene_break ] celia : evelyn , what are you doing in here ? evelyn : i am waiting for you , because i have a surprise that i think you 're really going to like . celia : what kind of surprise ? evelyn : you and i are going to spend the rest of the spring and summer traveling through europe . celia : what ? evelyn : mm - hmm , and we leave tonight , so you , young lady , you have to start packing right now . celia : no , i 'm -- i 'm not going . [ scene_break ] lea : how do you explain the account being in your name with your signature on the card ? zach : okay , i will try one more time to explain this to you . the koslovs , the same people that took my friend 's daughter , are trying to set me up . i 've spent most of the afternoon here , trying to explain to you what that means . now i 'm bored , i 'm tired , and i 'm going home . lea : hold on . zach : what are you gon na do , arrest me ? lea : maybe . zach : i do n't think so . lea : and why not ? zach : because i know two unshakeable facts about you . number one , you 're really smart . the fbi does n't give those badges to just anyone . you 're smart enough to know that , if i were guilty , i would n't let you guys look at my books . smart enough to know that if you did arrest me , it would start a huge storm that would last long enough for this poor girl to die . it would cost her her life , and i know you do n't want that hanging on your head . so i 'll see you later . lea : so what 's the other ? zach : what ? lea : unshakeable fact about me . zach : you got a great ass . [ scene_break ] jesse : you told dr. hubbard that they blacked out the windows so you could n't see out , but do you remember hearing anything ? traffic noises , children playing , construction sounds , anything ? amy : a train , maybe . jesse : well , a train . that 's something . can you remember -- was it loud or somewhere off in the distance ? amy : you could sort of feel the vibrations when it went by . jesse : and how often did it go by ? amy : once , twice a day . there was a lot of time in between . jesse : and -- and the sound of this train , did it last a while , or did it come and go quickly ? amy : it was long , a few minutes at least . i remember wishing that i was on it . jesse : thank you so much . you did really good . you get some rest now , all right ? angie : thank you . [ door closes ] jesse : well , it 's not much to go one , but it does narrow things down . it sounds like a freight train . i 'm gon na work up some maps , okay ? angie : okay . jesse : we are one step closer to finding her and bringing her home . angie : okay . [ scene_break ] uri : very nice . marvin . cassandra : [ crying ] no . no . no . no .
pete tells opal that he got the scratch on his face when he was climbing up the broken trellis next to celia 's room to sneak her back into school past her curfew . pete tells opal that he wo n't let celia 's psycho guardian stop him from dating her . pete later runs into celia at the chandler mansion and they plan their second date for tonight . opal heads to bramwell hall to talk to evelyn and make sure that celia did n't get into trouble for staying out past her curfew and tells evelyn that celia and pete are dating and she offers to pay for the broken trellis because she wants to help two young people in love . celia arrives at school and evelyn tells her that she wants to take her on an extended vacation for the spring and summer , but celia refuses to go away .
[ previously_on ] michael : you are going to remember this for the rest of your life . erica : michael , open the door . lena : i need you tonight . i do n't want to wake up alone again . erica 's voice : yes , go with the contraction ! just breathe with the contraction ! go with the contraction ! yeah ! it 's coming now ! [ maria gasps ] [ scene_break ] [ maria cries ] aidan : maria ? maria : what -- aidan , why are you calling me that ? what -- my name is -- aidan : maria . your name is maria . maria : it 's maureen . aidan : but right now , when i just called for maureen , you -- you did n't respond . maria : because i did n't hear you . aidan : well , you heard me when i called you maria . maria : aidan , i was just -- i was out of it for a bit . why -- why are you doing -- aidan : why ? maria : why are you doing this ? aidan : why ? because i care for you . i care too much to let us pretend that this is n't happening , maureen . maria : what are you talking about ? aidan : you 're getting your memory back . brooke 's voice : dixie 's sister -- lanie called from paris . she could n't reach you . tad : she lost the baby . brooke : there was an accident . a car accident , and they 're not sure exactly what happened . tad : how bad is she hurt ? brooke : the swiss police think that she lost control somehow and -- and the car went over the embankment . [ knock on door ] brooke : tad , open up . it 's brooke and jamie . i tried to call you before . i know you 're home . your car 's in the driveway . come on . jamie : dad , it 's me . we brought you dinner . if -- we 're going to stay here if you do n't -- tad : hi . hey , sorry about that . i -- i was upstairs . i did n't hear you . i 'd invite you in right now , but it 's not really a good time . brooke : oh , that 's too bad because we 're not leaving . erica : do you want something to drink ? i -- i keep some brandy here for guests . kendall : no , no , thank you . ahem . erica : your dress -- i 'll get you a sweater . kendall : no . erica , wait . do n't -- do n't go . erica : kendall , i -- i think that i should call the police . kendall : no , i 'm -- i 'm ok . michael -- he did n't do anything . erica : well , you -- you sounded terrified . i mean , i could -- i could hear that in your voice when you called out . oh , if i had n't been there , if i had n't stopped him , he -- oh , my god . kendall : erica , i 'm sorry . you know what ? i should n't even be here . i - erica : no . you 're not going anywhere . kendall : i broke into his house . he caught me breaking into his house . he was furious . i was stupid to do that . erica : are you blaming yourself for what happened ? kendall : i never should have gone there . erica : do n't you dare . do n't you dare . what he did to you was not your fault . mr. cambias : i thought you were staying at a hotel . michael : um -- yeah , initially . relocating was part of the plan . mr. cambias : so you 're staying here now ? michael : temporarily . it 's -- you know , it 's getting me closer to my goal . mr. cambias : of acquiring enchantment ? michael : yeah , well , erica 's company is n't the only thing at stake here . the anti - aging cream , for instance -- the potential is staggering . i mean , the amount of money that we might be able to make with this - mr. cambias : i 've heard it all before . i want a status report . i understand you 're hours away from having control of enchantment . michael : how did -- how did you find that out ? mr. cambias : i received a call from erica . michael : what did -- what exactly did she say ? mr. cambias : she asked me to intervene on her behalf . michael : `` intervene `` ? what exactly does that mean , `` intervene `` ? what , stop the takeover ? oh , no , no . no , no , no . if -- if you do this , father , i swear to god i 'll -- mr. cambias : you 'll what ? are you threatening me , michael ? bianca : i could n't believe what i was seeing . she cribbed the combination from my palm pilot and opened the safe like she owned the place . then she stole your disk with all of your research on it , and i watched the whole thing on the security monitor . boyd : so lena does n't know you saw her take the disk ? bianca : no , she has no idea . i mean , in fact , she had the nerve to think that i would sleep over with her that night . boyd : cambias must have her so manipulated -- bianca : oh , no , boyd , this has nothing to do with michael cambias . lena knew what she was doing , and i fell for every word . boyd : you still love her . bianca : after everything she 's done to me ? boyd : just answer the question . are you still in love with lena -- yes or no ? lena : oh , my god . erica 's penthouse . bianca : boyd , how can you even ask me if i still love her ? boyd : look , it 's a simple question . bianca : no , it 's not a simple question at all . she infiltrated enchantment and she targeted me -- not my mother , not kendall -- me . and she looked into my soul and she saw that i was vulnerable and lonely . boyd : look , if you 're so upset about this , why did n't you just throw the tape right in her face , let her know that she 's not fooling anybody ? bianca : i ca n't do that . she 'll tell michael . boyd : and so , what , you 're just going to play along ? act as if nothing happened ? let her get close to you ? come on . bianca : you know what ? i am erica kane 's daughter . this is in my blood . boyd : bianca , you ca n't lie about this , ok ? you 're not capable of it . lena 's going to know , and then when this whole thing explodes -- bianca : oh , and then what ? what is she going to do ? she 's going to kill me ? she 's already done that . lena : anyway , the question is n't why i was leaving but why i stayed . bianca , i stayed for you . bianca : oh -- you know what ? we should -- we should really get going because my uncle jack and my mom are going to be back really soon , and they 're definitely going to want their privacy . lena : she knows . bianca knows . erica : kendall did you -- did you tell him ? did you -- did you say no ? did you tell michael that you did n't want to have sex with him ? kendall : well , not in so many words . i mean , i kept pushing him off of me . i -- i thought he would give up . but i did n't think that he would actually -- well , when he found me there , when he found me there in his condo , he demanded to know what i was doing there . erica : oh , well , that 's immaterial . i mean , he ca n't just -- kendall : no , erica , erica -- ever since i found out michael was using me , i -- i 've been playing a dangerous game . i 've goaded him . i 've played with him -- erica : well , that does n't give him a free pass to force himself on you . kendall : no , i just -- i just keep replaying it over and over in my head . erica : so you can try to know what the exact moment was that you lost control so you will know better next time , so it will never happen again . kendall : is that what you did after my father -- erica : well -- i -- i was just , you know , a little girl , so i could n't even imagine that a friend of my father would do such a sick thing . but , yes , that 's what i did . i told myself my whole life that maybe if i had n't smiled at him or talked to him or trusted him that this would never have happened . kendall : i -- i finally understand now what you went through . erica : excuse me ? kendall : well , you 've always said that i -- i could never grasp what you experienced . erica : are you comparing this incident with michael to what happened to me ? kendall : we were both powerless against a man . erica : no , you got lucky . you got lucky . somebody showed up for you . somebody stopped it for you . you were n't raped . michael : i know you do n't respond to threats , father . mr. cambias : good . so , speaking of erica , are you threatening to take over her company and replace her with the daughter she despises ? michael : well , i would never let kendall hart run enchantment . mr. cambias : so you just enjoy seeing erica suffer ? michael : she thinks she can make me look like an amateur . mr. cambias : so taking over her company that she built from nothing is n't enough . you want to see her degraded , humiliated ? michael : i want her to beg me -- me , not you -- to leave her with a shred of dignity . that 's what i want . mr. cambias : you think you can force her to respect you ? michael : i know i can . i learned from the expert -- you . maria : do you really think i 'm getting my memory back ? aidan : are n't you ? maria : i 'm -- i remember being maddie 's mother , and that -- those feelings are just coming from a place that i did n't even know existed . but i do n't know . i think that maybe that 's because she 's in so much danger and she 's stirring up so many feelings for me . i just think if i was really getting my memory back , there -- there would be other things , you know ? aidan : what , like being -- being married to edmund ? maria : aidan , please do n't do this . ok ? let 's not go there . aidan : if i 'm going to lose you -- maria : you 're not . aidan : i ca n't ignore it . maria : do n't even say that . brooke : ok , the lasagna is warming up . tad : great . you know , unless i missed my guess , you 're supposed to be getting ready for exams about now . jamie : dad , it 's -- it 's cool . my homework 's done . tad : mm - hmm . and instead of running off to hang with your friends or calling laurie , you thought you 'd come over here and spend time with your old man ? what 's your excuse ? brooke : i have none . we just did n't want you to be alone tonight . [ knock on door ] tad : well , at this rate , that does n't look like it 's going to be an option . opal : hey , you 're home ! my e.s.p . is working . i hope your oven is . hey , there ! how are you all ? ruth : well , brooke , jamie . how are you ? brooke : well , hi , everybody . opal : well , not to worry . there 's enough for everybody . we got steamed vegetables and mashed potatoes , gravy -- jamie : my mom made lasagna . joe : yeah . sounds delicious . tad : well , i certainly hope it 's delicious because i have no idea how on earth i 'm going to be able to eat all this food . ruth : well , do n't worry . we 'll all help . boyd : well , i guess that answers my question . you still love lena . bianca : well , i ca n't just turn my feelings off . and i do n't hate people that easily , but i am trying . boyd : yeah , well , do n't . ok , give it up because it 's not in you . look , bianca , you 're a giving and generous person , and lena took advantage of that . but do n't let her take that away from you . bianca : all right . so what would you do ? boyd : confront her , give her one last chance to explain . bianca : no . boyd , nothing can explain what she did . boyd : ok , maybe not . but if you still think there 's a chance for you and lena to be together , i 'd go for it . bianca : you 're a lot stronger than i am . boyd : oh , no . no way . lena : sorry to disturb you . myrtle let me in . bianca : it 's late . lena : not too late , i hope . kendall : no , you 're right . i was n't raped . it did n't get that far because of you . erica : look , i should n't have snapped at you like that . i -- it 's just that you -- kendall : i was n't -- i was n't saying that what happened to you was n't horrible . look , erica , i am -- i am so sorry for what richard fields did to you . i 'm -- i 'm sorry you were n't as lucky as me . i 'm sorry no one was there to stop it and that you were left all alone and no one came in and pulled him off of you . i 'm sorry about that . erica : it 's not your responsibility . you 're not responsible . kendall : will there ever be a day when you can look at me and really mean that ? erica : right now , we have to focus on and deal with enchantment and michael cambias ' latest scheme . kendall : which is ? erica : after you left the condo , i proposed the possibility of a merger . kendall : and michael laughed you right out of there . erica : he proposed a golden parachute , said i could save face if i handed enchantment over to him without a fight . kendall : ok , what 's the catch ? erica : he wants me to step down and name you as my successor . kendall : i 'm sure you were appropriately mortified . erica : yes , i was horrified and i turned down his offer , at which time he swore that i would end up with nothing . kendall : well , he thinks he has boyd 's anti - aging cream . he swears that he 's holding all the cards . erica : let 's keep it that way , then . kendall : how ? erica : i have an idea . [ dial tone ] [ erica dials number ] [ phone rings ] michael : hello . erica : michael , you two - faced thief . michael : erica , what are you talking about ? erica : i know you stole my formula . i know everything you 're up to , you deceitful pig . you think you 're going to bury enchantment ? well , that cream is revolutionary , and that belongs to me . michael : i have no idea what you 're referring to . erica : you were never interested in a merger because you had already taken what you wanted . you took what was rightfully mine . michael : erica , what makes you so sure that i have this precious fountain of youth of yours ? erica : because i know you , michael . because i know how your twisted mind works . you take whatever you want . michael : well , do you have proof ? erica : proof ? michael : yes , erica , proof . you 're threatening me , throwing accusations around . i want some concrete proof . can you -- can you produce it ? erica : well , i -- i do n't have direct proof . michael : uh - huh . so i 'm not exactly sure why you 're calling me . erica : look , michael , we both know that you 're guilty . michael : here 's what i know . you have two choices , erica . you keep fighting ; i 'll leave you with nothing . you surrender and i 'll buy your shares of enchantment . think about it , erica . you could live off that money for a very , very long time . erica : well , i -- i do have one condition . michael : mm - hmm . erica : that condition is that you ca n't replace me with kendall hart . give up kendall or i keep on fighting . [ michael chuckles ] michael : you do n't know me very well , erica . i would never jeopardize this win for your trashy daughter . erica : so you accept my condition ? michael : oh , absolutely . i 'll call a press conference to announce the new agreement . erica : so you can rub my face in it -- no , you do that alone . michael : no , no , come on , erica . you 'll be there tomorrow with that delicious erica kane smile . and you 'll have a good time . i know you will . [ erica hangs up ] erica : oh , you are so predictable . did exactly what i wanted him to do . kendall : did you have to throw in that part about me not taking over enchantment ? erica : oh , kendall . look , i just had to make sure that there was n't one shred of doubt left in you that michael cambias would just sell you out at the first opportunity . kendall : do you think i would trust him after everything that just happened ? erica : i know that it might seem cruel , but i just -- i had to be sure . kendall : wait a minute . erica , you -- you did this because you care about me . bianca : you should 've called before you came over . lena : i went back to the office . you were n't there . bianca : i -- wow . you must 've just missed me . lena : that 's what i thought until i -- till i saw something for the first time -- a security camera hidden in the corner . and then i thought , must be more of these everywhere , even erica 's penthouse . bianca : you 're right . lena : you saw me , did n't you ? bianca : saw you what ? lena : go through your bag . bianca : go on . lena : open the safe and steal the disk with the formula . bianca , at least please -- bianca : no . i know why you did it . lena : no , you do n't . bianca : would you stop right there ? i do n't want to hear any more of your lies . lena : bianca , i swear on my mother 's life , i will not lie to you . i ca n't . i love you too much . please , let -- let me explain everything . aidan : maureen , listen to me . do n't fight this . let these memories come to you . maria : no , i ca n't . i ca n't . i ca n't because i -- aidan , i am scared to death that one day i 'm just going to wake up and i 'm going to morph into maria , and i -- and i like being me . i like being maureen and i love the way that i feel when i 'm with you . aidan : maureen , i am not -- i am not going anywhere . maria : neither am i. i do n't care if i get my memories back . i do n't care if i remember being with edmund . it 's not going to change the way i feel about you , it 's not going to change the love that i have for you , and it 's not going to change our life together . aidan : i want you to know this -- no matter what happens , i 'm here for you for as long as you need me to be . maria : i do need you . i do need you and i love you , and nothing 's going to change that , ever . joe : limerick lake is stocked with trout . dr. valins has offered me the use of his cabin up there . you and jamie should join me . jamie : i 'm in . joe : yeah . tad : james , do you have any idea how early you have to get out of bed to go fishing ? jamie : early ? tad : around 4 : 00 a.m. as it is , i have to dump you on the floor to get you to go to school . ruth : tad 's right . we should really plan something that the whole family will enjoy . joe : well , ok . how about ocean beach ? ruth : oh , now that 's just a short drive away . oh , we could rent a house on the beach . joe : mm - hmm . tad : you hate the beach . ruth : i do not . tad : yes , you do . joe : well , let me see . i 've got it . we 'll do a cruise . tad : that 's a great idea . ruth : hmm . tad : take jamie . i 'm kind of busy . opal : busy ? busy with what , rattling around this place all by your lonesome ? tad : come on , mama . not you , too . do n't help . opal : no , i mean it . ever since you left your job at chandler , you 've just been -- tad : i am busy . i told you , i 'm busy . i 'm fine , ok ? i may not be killing time at adam enterprises anymore , but i 'm helping liza with fusion . i 'm -- i 'm the guy that -- opal : you are acting like a miserable , old hermit . brooke : she 's right . tad : did you all call one another and decide you were going to come over here and pester me ? ruth : honey , we 're just worried about you , that 's all . brooke : you know , tad , every time i call you to come over for dinner , you tell me that you 're busy . tad : that 's not true . brooke : mm - hmm . tad : that is -- no , no , no , no , wait a minute . we just -- we just had dinner , right ? right ? ok , fine . do n't help . you know , i 'm -- we 'll just -- we 'll have five dinners tonight , get it over with , and that 'll be the end of it . opal : you know , honestly , honey , i have n't seen you in weeks , and poor petey misses you -- tad : do n't even try . opal : what ? tad : every time i lay eyes on your son , he borrows $ 20 and disappears . joe : tad , we 're just trying to get you out of the house . tad : dad , i get out of the house . i get out of the house every day . you guys look like a herd of vultures . would you stop it ? could we just , you know , stop talking and eat ? ruth : darling -- we all just want you to be happy again . tad : i -- i think `` happy `` is going to be kind of a tall order , mom . i love you . i love all of you very , very much . joe : son , we know that . tad : i 'm functioning . i 'm ok . honestly . i get up every morning , i put on my clothes , i drink my coffee , and then i live my life without her . i 'm sorry , pop , but right now that 's about the best i can do . [ knock on door ] tad : excuse me . liza : hello . tad : what 's this ? liza : five - alarm chili . are you hungry ? tad : that 's funny . i was just about to ask you the same question . jamie : let me get that for you . meatloaf , lasagna , and now chili -- my kind of meal . liza : i should 've called . how are you ? tad : i miss her . it 's been a year . it feels like it just happened . it 's insane . one minute you 're sitting on an airplane reading an in - flight magazine . the next thing you know , your whole world just turns upside down . jamie : i miss her , too , dad . joe : we all do . opal : i always said they broke the mold when they made dixie martin . never going to be another one quite like her . brooke : but you are still here , and we love you , and life goes on . ruth : we 're glad that you 're dating again . opal : yeah , lizzie -- tad : lysistrata . opal : whatever her name is . tad : get it right . ruth : well , i think dr. schwartz is lovely . tad : she is . she 's great . and she 's -- she 's nice to spend time with , but it 's not serious . no , i 'm afraid this is about the extent of my social life -- discussing dating with two mothers , a father , my son , and an ex - wife . liza : do n't forget me . tad : as if i could . liza : there was something poking out of your mailbox , and i brought it in for you . tad : thanks . no return address . it 's from j.r. `` i know that wherever you are , tonight we 're both looking up in the night sky and remembering the brightest star in both our lives . together forever , right ? love , j.r. `` um -- if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to -- i 'm going to get a little fresh air . opal : think maybe one of us should go be with him ? liza : no . let him be . he knows we 're here if he needs us . bianca : i do n't want to hear it . lena : bianca , listen to me . michael found out about my mother , where she was hiding , everything , and he swore he 'd turn her in ! bianca : oh , really , did he ? lena : if my mother gets arrested , she will never survive in jail . bianca : well , she wo n't be the only one behind bars . lena : what do you mean ? bianca : i have you on tape stealing private property from my mother 's safe . lena : you would n't . bianca : i would . i would do anything to protect my mother . maybe you can relate to that . lena : bianca , you hate me . i ca n't blame you for that , but -- listen , whoever i was in the past , everything changed the moment i met you . for the first time , i experienced something good . bianca : oh , really ? is that why i had to stop you from leaving the country ? lena : i did that to protect you , bianca . you must believe me . bianca , please remember -- bianca : remember what ? lena : when it was just you and me . that was real . you know it was . bianca : uncle jack , it 's me . look , i need your help . erica : kendall , no woman deserves to be brutalized like that . kendall : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , erica . i was pushing , and i -- i swore i would n't do that . so , where do we go from here ? erica : well , if you do n't want to be alone -- kendall : no . no , i mean tomorrow , the press conference . i want to help you . erica : ah . then you will stay as far away from that press conference as you possibly can . tad : it 's not fair , dixie . to this day , i wonder what i ever did to deserve -- we should have had a life together -- you , me , the boys , kate . i got to get back inside . got a whole room full of people in there who love you . they love me , too . and i wonder what i ever did to deserve that ? tad : hi . man : are you tad martin ? tad : sometimes . just what i need -- more food . man : excuse me ? tad : nothing . long story . listen , how much do i owe you ? man : it 's been paid for . tad : oh , yeah ? just a second -- who ordered ? man : do n't know . have a nice life . tad : chicken fingers . why not ? good night , sweetheart . aidan : so , what 's next ? maria : i do n't know . i know that i need to spend time with both my kids . i really am just praying that i remember being sammy 's mother , too . aidan : well , i 'd like to spend more time with maddie -- and sammy , if edmund will allow it . maria : oh , i 'm sure he will . i 'm sure he will , especially when i tell him i 'm starting to -- aidan : to remember ? maria : remember . yeah . aidan : hey -- i want you to remember every moment you had with those children . they 're so lucky to have you as a mom . [ maria laughs ] maria : thank you . i know that there 's room in their life for you , too . aidan : i 'm going to check on maddie , see if she 's still asleep . maria : ok . thanks sweets . edmund : maria , take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity . in the name of the father , and of the son , and of the holy spirit . maria : edmund . bianca : thank you , uncle jack . i love you , too . good night . lena : thank you . bianca : for what ? lena : for not -- bianca : having you arrested ? well , i want my uncle to check out your story before i do . lena : it 's all true , i promise . so , will you call me after you 've heard from your uncle ? bianca : what , do you expect me to just let you waltz out of here ? lena : what ? bianca : lena , i do n't trust you . and i 'm not going to let you out of my sight until i hear back from my uncle jack . so , guess that means that you 'll be staying here tonight . michael : come on . admit it , father . i know how to play erica better than you do . when you tried to win enchantment , you failed . mr. cambias : now you 're gloating . michael : no , no , no , i -- i did it for you . mr. cambias : for me ? michael : yeah , you wanted me to prove to you that i was capable of running cambias industries . i -- i did that . mr. cambias : i have proof that you still do n't want my company for the right reasons . i built cambias industries for myself , for me . michael : well , maybe i should just take my prize elsewhere . mr. cambias : where ? you 're nothing without me , michael . we both know that . good night . kendall : wait a minute . after everything michael has done to me -- not just tonight , but for months -- you expect me to stay away from that press conference ? erica : kendall , i intend to trump mr. cambias . and there 's no telling how he will react or -- or what he might do . so things will just be smoother if you stay away . kendall : you 're not the only one with a surprise . erica : oh ? well , what is it ? kendall : confidential files stolen from enchantment . i downloaded them from his computer before he came back . erica : the files , the files . kendall : mm - hmm . erica : yes . then we have the proof of the industrial espionage . kendall : yes , yes . there is enough here for jack to indict michael and sue cambias industries . erica : thank you , kendall . kendall : ah , no . no , no , no , no , no . erica , there is no way i am stepping back now . i 'm going to be sitting right next to you when we take down michael and give him what he finally deserves . erica : but , kendall -- kendall : no . no buts . you want proof , you got me . [ next_on ] aidan : did you tell edmund that we 're engaged ? maddie : when will you come get me , daddy ? evan : soon . greenlee : you want to wipe that grin off your face and tell me what 's really going down ? michael : when i 'm finished with erica , she 'll be finished for good . erica : let the games begin .
maria is overwhelmed when she gets bits and pieces of her memory back . right after she tells aidan she loves being with him , she remembers getting married to edmund . tad mourns on the dixie 's one - year death anniversary . not wanting to leave him alone , opal , joe , ruth , brooke , jamie and liza come over to keep him company . erica comforts kendall after she 's been violated by michael . erica calls michael and pretends to surrender to him , as long as he does n't appoint kendall as the next ceo . michael says he would never let that happen . kendall hears the conversation and is more determined to bring michael down . she tells erica that she was able to download all the files michael stole from enchantment , and she insists on being at the press conference they have planned . michael 's father tells michael that erica asked him to intervene . michael makes it clear that he wants erica to grovel , and that if cambias industries is n't happy with him , he 'll take his prize somewhere else . bianca tells boyd she would give lena one more chance to explain herself . lena realizes that bianca saw her on the security tapes and goes over to confess . bianca calls jackson and asks him to check out lena 's story .
greenlee : ok , what 'd i bust up ? ryan : well , nothing worth rehashing . kendall was just -- greenlee : throwing herself at you again . you do n't have to test him for me anymore , kendall . he passed with flying colors . kendall : i was n't throwing myself at your husband . greenlee : then what were you doing ? [ scene_break ] anita : i told dorothy that you would schedule another family counseling appointment . maria : thanks . anita : how 's maddie doing ? maria : she 's convinced that i 'm satan and locked in her room . anita : oh , boy . maria : yeah . well , i 'm hoping that she 'll calm down when we bring sammy home . anita : yeah , but we have to find him first . maria : should n't be too hard . i think i know where he is . [ scene_break ] sam : did i make your brain explode or something ? tad : why , was the smoke coming out of my ears a dead giveaway ? sam : and your eyes were doing 360s . tad : sammy , when did you find out about bobby and kelsey ? sam : my mom just told me they 're my biological parents . but bobby bailed , so i want to live with you , be part of my real family . i am a martin . we 're blood . you ca n't say no . [ scene_break ] j.r. : mmm , mmm , mmm -- you could have it all , jamie . with pheebs ' big bucks , you could pay the decades of tuition it would take you to become a doctor -- with one tiny , perfect condition . you have to shake babe . did phoebe have you nailed , or what ? brooke : i am so sorry . jamie : this is insane ! j.r. : i love a good message from beyond . i 'm dying to hear phoebe 's last words for me . babe : be careful what you wish for . j.r. : read on , sir . read on . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's with the shifty eye lock ? were you guys talking about me ? ryan : i was just telling kendall how much you mean to me , how much i love you , and how we 're working through things , and that we do n't need her help . greenlee : you got a problem with that ? kendall : are you going to tell her the rest , or should i ? [ scene_break ] erica : i do n't know who you are or what you want ! but you 'll never get away with this ! put me down ! aah ! jack ! what in god 's name are you doing ? jack : i 'm kidnapping you . erica : you ca n't kidnap me ! jack : i already have . erica : well , then turn this boat around -- jack : no , you listen to me ! erica : this second and take me home ! jack : i have put 17 years into loving you . i 'm not going to walk away now , not without a fight . so you may as well make yourself comfortable . erica : you 're kidding , right ? jack : well , i tried to spruce things up a bit . i tried to make things as homey as possible for you . erica : oh , miranda and -- and lily and -- well , it 's very sweet . it 's almost endearing . except this kidnapping thing . how dare you try to terrorize me ! i 'm not intimidated , and i 'm certainly not amused . jack : well , i did n't expect you to be . erica : well , then what on god 's green earth do you expect ? jack : an apology . erica : i should apologize to you ? ok , fine . i 'm really sorry that you 've turned into such a -- an arrogant lunatic . jack : not exactly what i had in mind . erica : well , it 's all you 're going to get , because i have nothing to be sorry for . except , you know what ? i do regret ever trusting you . somebody , help me ! i 'm kidnapped ! jack : erica -- erica : let me out of here ! jack : honey , honey , shh . shush . save your breath . ok ? the crew has been instructed to leave the lovebirds alone , totally and completely in privacy . the only way that door opens is if i say so . erica : have you lost it ? jack : if you think that 's bad -- [ foghorn blows ] jack : at this very moment , we are sailing down the coast , and we will continue to sail down the coast until you and i have had this out , and i decide if it 's time to call it quits . [ scene_break ] ryan : we did , i did -- we talked -- i talked more about than just what you mean to me . greenlee : well , that would have been the only topic i needed , but ok . i 'm listening . ryan : i tried to get it through to kendall that i would do anything that i have to do to make sure nobody else gets hurt from the lavery legacy . especially you . greenlee : i wo n't be . i totally trust you . you know that . kendall : you know , i do n't believe you . ryan : kendall , if you have a problem with me , you can leave , because i did n't ask you to come here and stick your nose in my business . kendall : ryan , this is not all about you , ok ? my mother is throwing her life away , because jack got involved in your stupid mess . greenlee : exactly why everyone should stay out of our lives . we do n't need help . kendall : really ? you believe that ? then you need a straitjacket . greenlee : for the record , i did n't sic her on you this time . ryan : i did n't think you did . kendall : do n't talk about me like i 'm a poodle . greenlee : roll over and play dead , and i 'll stop . kendall : you sat up and begged for my help just a few days ago . greenlee : big mistake . kendall : yeah , well , it was n't a big mistake when i got you proof that your husband loved you . greenlee : yeah , but like always , you do n't know when to stop . you never know when to call it quits when it comes to ryan . [ scene_break ] maria : am i right ? is sam with you ? tad : you got it . maria : how is he ? tad : oh , he 's a little worked up , but more or less in one piece . maria : did he tell you all that 's -- tad : he filled me in , all right . maria : is he looking for kelsey ? tad : no , actually , he informed me that he wants to live with me . maria : what ? tad : which was pretty much my reaction . maria : oh , good god . i 'll come get him , ok ? tad : no , no , things are getting crazy around here . i 'll bring him to you . maria : you sure ? you do n't mind ? tad : not a bit . i 'll see you in a minute . maria : thanks . sam : maria ? tad : yes , otherwise known as your mother . sam : not really . tad : yes , really , and i am taking you home to wildwind . sam : well , not my home , either . tad : sam , this is nuts . you ca n't wake up one morning and decide you 're going to be a martin . sam : i did n't decide . i did n't even get a vote . i 'm the unsuspecting kid here . tad : look , everybody knows you 've been through a lot , but moving in with me is not going to make things easier for you . sam : then help me find kelsey . i 'll go live with her . tad : no , i am taking you home to wildwind . sam : ooh , ooh , deja vu . no choice again . tad : we are going to go discuss this with your mother , and then we 're going to decide where you 're going to land . come on . [ scene_break ] henry : `` and i believe j.r. , more than anyone , knows what a dreadful mistake jamie made getting involved with babe . `` j.r. : amen , pheebs . amen . henry : `` i also believe he still loves his brother . `` j.r. : i do , jamie . deep down inside , i do . henry : `` which is why i 'm putting him in charge of jamie 's trust . `` jamie : what ? tad : is this a real will or some kind of joke ? brooke : i never thought she would stoop to do something like this . henry : there are additional directives . j.r. : well , do n't keep me salivating . henry : `` j.r. must monitor his brother . when he 's certain that jamie has dumped that floozy , he may release jamie 's funds and open doors for him at all the best schools with my personal letters . but not one second before babe is banished from his life . `` babe : oh , god , i 'm so sorry . jamie : you have nothing to be sorry for . j.r. : well , that 's debatable . someone else saw babe for the loser that she is and actually did something about it . god bless aunt phoebe . jamie : you can take her money straight to hell ! and say hi to aunt phoebe , because after this she just might be down there . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , look , it 's 10 past time for kendall to get out , go mess with somebody else 's marriage . go on . greenlee : why , when she 's having so much fun making us miserable . kendall : i 'm not the bad guy here , cruella . greenlee : if the prada fits -- kendall : you have no idea what 's going on with your husband , greenlee . greenlee : and you do ? ryan : of course , she does n't . kendall : well , i like how the two of you think you 're so in tune . greenlee : i like how you think you know more about our marriage than we do . kendall : oh , you 'd be surprised , honey . greenlee : you have history with ryan , but he 's a completely different person now . and this is a completely different relationship . we have no secrets . kendall : do you hear that , ryan ? ryan : greenlee and i have talked everything through , kendall . kendall : oh . well , whew , what a relief . well , then i guess you told greenlee all about your little visit to the doctor 's office . ryan : greenlee knows that i went to see a doctor . greenlee : i 'm the one who told you about it . kendall : yeah , well , your version did n't quite mesh with his . greenlee : why ? what happened ? ryan : i just have n't had a chance to fill you in . he clarified a few things , and he actually made me feel much better . greenlee : so what 's the problem ? ryan : there is no problem . kendall just does n't seem to understand that i 'm focused on my marriage . kendall : and your future family ? greenlee : you know ryan is n't ready to talk about having kids . kendall : yep , i 'm super clear on that one . greenlee : you 're not telling me anything that i do n't know . kendall : neither is ryan . ryan : kendall , greenlee and i are working this out together , alone . greenlee : yeah , i 'm cool putting the baby decision on hold . i was wrong to push you about it in the first place . kendall : you 're not the only one who 's done things wrong . ryan : ok , kendall , just leave it alone , all right ? if we need a marriage counselor , we 'll find somebody with a license . greenlee : yeah , and one with one successful relationship under their belt . in other words , get out and butt out . kendall : ok . well , i wish you all the best with your new and improved , totally honest relationship . hmm . you know , correct me if i 'm wrong , but did n't we break up over the whole trust thing ? it 's good to see that 's not an issue with you and greenlee . [ scene_break ] jack : i thought you might have worked up a bit of an appetite trying to fight me off , so i had to make your favorite -- penne puttanesca . go ahead , enjoy . [ erica picks up the plate of pasta and dumps it inside jack 's jacket . ] jack : you want some dessert with that ? erica : no , do n't even think about that ! jack : i can hardly think of anything else . i 'm not going to stoop that low . erica : no , but you would stoop low enough to put on a ski mask and threaten a defenseless woman . jack : defenseless ? you ? never . erica : kidnapping -- the height of sophistication . jack : thank you . erica : i 'm not going to put up with this tyranny . jack : you will put up with this until you apologize to me , at which point i will decide if it 's worth continuing this relationship . erica : and why do you get to decide ? you 're the one who 's to blame for what 's happened to us ! jack : no . no , erica . you loved me until i would n't obey your every order . erica : i never even gave you any orders ! jack : you need a husband who will snap to every time you bark . well , i never signed out for that , and i never will . [ scene_break ] maria : sam wants to completely cut on me . he wants to go live with tad . anita : just -- it 's right now , today . you know , not forever . maria : you know , i knew that this was going to happen someday . i knew he 'd want to know who his biological parents were . and i really thought that -- i do n't know -- i really thought i 'd be able to sit him down and explain to him why bobby and kelsey had to give him up , and that he would understand it , that he would accept it . and i obviously -- i blew it . anita : no , he 's in a bad place right now . he 's just acting out . maria : well , yeah , teenagers act out , but this is not that . this is so much more than that . he just lost his father . he has absolutely no respect for me anymore -- not that i blame him . anita : you know what ? you need to stop blaming yourself . quit going backwards . you need time , and he needs some time . maria : but away from each other ? anita : look -- maria : i mean , even if he does come back here , he 's not going to spend five minutes in this house with me . anita : he 's not going to be gone for good . he loves you too much . i know that he does . maria : he used to . you know , when he was little , he used to always tell me -- he used to always tell me that i was his best friend . now i look at him , and i just look for any little glimmer of affection , anything . nothing . it 's hate . that 's all i ever see . [ scene_break ] sam : maybe i should go ? tad : no , you wanted to be a martin ? stick around . jamie , try not to get angry . one way or another , we 're going to solve this . jamie : no , it 's already solved . my mind is made up . j.r. : if you take this deal , you can get into medical school . you can start your own country practice , do some research , or whatever your doctorly heart desires . you really won the lottery here . jamie : you know , it does n't say anything in that will about breaking your face . brooke : j.r. , you do n't hold all the cards . you 're not the only one who can write checks and pull strings . j.r. : but why fight it when he can just go for the gold ? aunt phoebe has offered you a second chance . come on , it 's just a matter of time before you wise up and see babe for the dishrag that she really is . cut your losses . go for the loot . jamie : you call her one more name , and you lose all your teeth . brooke : cut the act , j.r. you know , you do n't give a damn what happens to your brother . j.r. : i have a legal and moral obligation to follow all instructions on this will . is n't that right ? babe : please , j.r. jamie , let 's talk . henry : you agree to be the executor ? j.r. : definitely . you know what ? sign me up . sue me if i do n't follow through on all my duties . but one thing that i do n't understand is how long i have to wait till after jamie leaves babe before i can sign the check . jamie : this reeks of you . you took advantage of aunt phoebe when she was sick , got her to put in that lame demand about babe . j.r. : i would love to take the credit , because this is inspired . but i have n't had connection with aunt phoebe in years . jamie : yeah , like i believe you . brooke : jamie , can we discuss this in private ? j.r. : are you coming over to my side , brooke ? brooke : i will never be on your side , j.r . j.r. : but i get the feeling you 're not on babe 's side , either . look at that . the anti - babe association is growing so fast . maybe we should get some t - shirts . can i use the money for that ? jamie : i 'm not taking this deal , mom . brooke : can we just talk ? honey , i had no idea that you wanted to be a doctor . j.r. : come on , james , make your mother proud for a change . stop sacrificing your life for this piece of trash ! tad : whoa , easy . this was phoebe 's decision . beating him to a pulp is not going to prove anything . jamie : oh , but think how much i 'd enjoy it . tad : no . it 's time for you to make your decision . whatever that is , with the money or without it , i 'm behind you 100 % . jamie : no matter what ? tad : as long as it does n't involve turning him into hamburger . sam : uh , tad , i 'm just going to take off . tad : no , you 're not . i told you , i 'm taking you home . jamie : go ahead , i can handle this . tad : i 'll talk to you as soon as i get back from wildwind . jamie : all right , listen up , because i 'm only going to say this once more . i loved aunt phoebe , but i will not -- will not -- accept her pathetic excuse for a will . babe : do n't do it , jamie . do n't give up the money . [ scene_break ] zach : where 's the fire ? kendall : grab a bottle of champagne and your car keys . we are driving to the nearest justice of the peace . tonight is our wedding night . [ scene_break ] [ deep in thought , ryan recalls voices from the recent past . ] ryan 's voice : i 'm dead serious , greenlee . i want a divorce . greenlee 's voice : no , we love each other . we 've survived so much . this is the easy part . this is where we get to breathe again and hold each other and -- and be glad that we made it . you 're the man who never breaks his word . you 're the man who promises that everything is going to be all right , and you make it happen . kendall 's voice : ryan , greenlee has dreamed of having your children ever since i can remember , and now you 're snatching that dream away from her and she does n't even know it . jack 's voice : play house . make babies . and what happens to greenlee then , huh ? what happens to those children ? greenlee 's voice : you know what i want . do you want it , too ? ryan 's voice : i 'll tell her when it 's done , and if she wants to leave me , so be it . greenlee : not only did i gag out the words `` love `` and `` stepmother `` in the same sentence , but i told my dad i forgave him for interfering in our lives . i called kendall `` sister . `` do you have any idea what sort of willpower that took ? it 's a wonder i did n't go into spasms . jack and erica are both stubborn . they deserve each other . but will they listen ? no . you catch any of that ? ryan : kendall was n't trying to cause trouble just now . greenlee : how 'd grizelda get back in the mix ? ryan : she just wanted me to be honest with you about what happened at the doctor 's appointment . greenlee : ryan , we do n't have to go into that right now . ryan : yeah , we do . i told this doctor that i could n't risk bringing a child into this world . [ scene_break ] jamie : there 's no way i 'm taking the money , babe . aunt phoebe was wrong about everything . and j.r. in control of my future ? do n't make me sick . j.r. : she just wanted us to kiss and make up , little brother . jamie : oh , there 's not enough money in the world to make that happen . brooke : this is not just about the money . j.r. : exactly . we only want the best for you , jamie . jamie : oh , in what parallel universe ? you want babe defeated , humiliated , and alone . j.r. : yeah . that , too . jamie : i 'm staying with babe . go with my aunt 's plan b for the money . i 'm out . brooke : jamie , can we discuss your other options first ? jamie : there 's nothing to discuss . henry : whatever happens to the money now is mr. chandler 's decision . he 's in charge of the trust . j.r. : sweet ! maybe i should n't break you two up . now , what could i do with all of that money ? brooke : jamie , i do n't want you to do anything rash . let me talk to livia first . jamie : no , no , there 's no need , mom . aunt phoebe may have interfered in your life , but she 's not going to do it in mine . i do n't want the inheritance . babe : i need to talk to you alone . j.r. : she 's going to work you over , man . jamie : no , i 'm going to work you over if you do n't get the hell out of here ! j.r. : look , do whatever you want . it 's your life . i 've got no bad options in this scenario . god bless you , aunt phoebe . brooke : uh , let 's leave you two alone to talk . i am so sorry that she 's putting you through this , both of you . jamie : i walked into this room today with no money . how much does my life change if i walk out the same way ? brooke : honey , there are other ways around this , and we will solve it . i am almost ready to take j.r. on myself . jamie : i 'll handle him . brooke : all right , see you guys later . jamie : how could you ask me to take the money over you ? babe : you had a dream , and you gave it up for me . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee , i know that it 's been very difficult dealing with my decision -- no kids . greenlee : no , but i understand . really , i do . it was selfish of me to pressure you into starting a family right away after everything you 've been through with your brothers . i mean , you still have so much to deal with . ryan : i 'm taking a very big first step . greenlee : you are , and it 's great that you 're going to see a doctor , you 're talking to someone about your problems . count on me to stick by you through it all no matter how long it takes . i just want you to be happy again . ryan : that is the goal . greenlee : yeah , and you 're on the right track . hopefully one day you 'll come to realize that you 're not twisted like your father or your brothers , and our children wo n't be , either , because they 'll have parents like us . ryan : greenlee , that 's -- greenlee : ryan , ryan , everything is going to work out the way it 's supposed to for us . i really , really believe that . please , let 's not talk about it anymore . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm not asking you to sign on for anything anymore . the wedding is off , remember ? so if you 'll just kindly let me out of here , i wo n't have to pull out my pepper spray . jack : you can do it , erica . i know it 's a lot to ask , but you can do it just this once . erica : use my pepper spray ? well , i certainly know just where to aim it . jack : admit you were wrong . erica : me , wrong ? jack : yes , you , wrong , erica . you were wrong to turn on me days before our wedding . you were wrong to think that i would do everything your way , and you were so wrong to use our future together as a stick to give me a beating with . erica : you know something ? i think it 's time that you start to own what you did that went so wrong . jack : such as what ? erica : for starters , you threw it in my face about what i did to maddie all those years ago . i mean , that was a really low blow . and then you tried to come between ryan and greenlee -- wrong . you keep me locked up in here until you get your way ? wrong . and you know what ? assuming that i really do want a yes man -- how wrong can you be ? jack : well , you act like that 's exactly what you 're looking for . erica : you know what i 'm looking for ? i 'm looking for support , but i 'm not getting any . kidnapping is not support . and meanwhile , my daughter is moving closer and closer to marrying zach slater . you do n't think she needs to be stopped ? jack : of course . i do n't want to see kendall marry zach slater . erica : well , you would n't know that from the way you 've been acting . i mean , i 've been forced to handle things on my own . i 've been forced to resort to desperate measures . jack : desperate measures ? what did you do now , erica ? erica : i had to offer to marry zach slater in kendall 's place . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm ready , groom . this is it . i swear on a stack of bibles . zach : yeah ? ten bucks says you do n't have one bible . kendall : ok , well , whatever doubts i had about marrying for business , forget about it . it 's gone , it 's kaput . it has been now proven on all fronts that coupling for love sucks . zach : what fronts are these now ? kendall : oh , take your pick . zach : a little hint , maybe ? i do n't know . kendall : well , let 's see -- there 's ethan and me , but i 'm sure you do n't want to hear those gory details . zach : no . kendall : yeah , ok . then there 's jack and my mother . they love each other so much that they decided to have a mutual psychotic break . then , of course , there 's you and maria . zach : hey . kendall : yeah , yeah , i know -- do n't go there . and of course , last but not least , there is ryan and greenlee . i just came from those two , and if ryan stays on the track that he 's on , and his wife finds out , she 's going to go ballistic . they 're going to sign divorce papers before the ink dries on our marriage license . zach : so , what did lavery do to screw up this time ? kendall : does it matter ? the point is love equals anguish . it 's not worth it . screw `` love , honor , and cherish . `` i want -- i want vows that stand for money , power , and revenge . zach : can i say something ? you still love my son . kendall : so ? you still love maria . zach : but we do n't stand a chance . maybe we never did . but you and ethan -- you could have a future together , maybe even a happy one , but only if you walk away from me . kendall : ok , see , i do n't like this noble zach . bring back zach the avenger . zach : i 'm not being noble . i 'm just trying to make you understand what 's at stake here . i mean , if you push ethan away for good -- kendall : i do n't give a damn about ethan . zach : no ? you going to be that flip when he looks at you as if he wants to tear your heart out ? because he will hate you , kendall . are you prepared for it ? j.r. : do n't worry . i 'll be there to help you get through it . how 's it going , zach ? kendall . zach : junior . give us a second . the grown - ups are talking . kendall : now , you be nice to my lover . j.r. : what ? no high five for helping to screw over your son ? kendall : yeah , see , the thing is if we do get married , i wo n't give up j.r . i mean , we 're marrying for business , so a girl has to satisfy her needs somehow . j.r. : and lucky for you , i am in an ultrasatisfying mood . would you like to take this inside ? kendall : um , you know what ? why do n't you wait for me inside -- there you go -- and i will tie up the loose ends with my fiancé . j.r. : by the way , if you need somebody to stand up for you at your wedding , i 'm available . zach : i knew you had bad taste in men , but at least they were men . this is ridiculous . kendall : all right , you know what ? you 're jealous . zach : no , no , you can teach whoever you want whenever you want , but just so we understand that this open marriage policy applies to both of us . kendall : no , no , that 's cool . i 'm down with that . anyone i know ? zach : uh -- kendall : oh , come on , snookums . we 're going to get married . we should n't keep secrets from each other . come on . zach : you 're right . i did have one proposal . kendall : really ? wow . who 's the lucky lady ? zach : your mom asked me to marry her . [ scene_break ] erica : i did n't have a lot of options . jack : so you propose that slater marry you ? i mean , this is a sick joke , right ? i mean , this is your way of getting back at me for kidnapping you , right ? you did not really offer yourself to zach slater ? erica : yes , i did , to keep him away from kendall . jack : you 've really outdone yourself , erica . really , you have . erica : well , he did n't take me up on it . i mean , he knew that , as his wife , i would grind him into the dust . jack : i need to get some air . i need to put some distance between you and me , so i wo n't do something i will regret for the rest of my life . erica : jack ? jack : no . erica : hey , jack ! jack ! you ca n't leave me in here ! jack ! jackson montgomery , you let me off this boat ! [ scene_break ] anita : i 'm going to go check on maddie . just holler if you need me . maria : thanks for bringing him home . tad : no problem . sam : except this is n't my home . maria : what ? sam : this is n't my home anymore . not really . i want to be with my real family . maria : this is your real family . i am your mother . sam : no , you 're not . tad 's niece kelsey is . tad : there 's a lot more to being someone 's mother than just giving birth . sam : kelsey never even got a chance to raise me . maybe she wants to . maria : you know what ? she missed out on a pretty incredible experience , because raising you was the delight of my life . and from the moment i held you , i was your mother . sam : if you do n't want me to live with you , can you help me find bobby or kelsey so i can live with one of them ? tad : sammy , bobby and kelsey gave you up , because they knew they could n't give you the kind of life that edmund and maria could . look around you . you grew up with a good home in a great family . you got the whole package . sam : not a great package anymore . if no one 's going to help me find them , i 'll do it on my own . tad : hey . let 's say you do find them . you honestly think that all your problems are going to be over then ? you 've known you were adopted for years , but you never talked about finding your biological parents before . did you ever think about literally trying to track them down and live with them before now ? no , because you 've been happy here . you never dreamed about walking away from all of this . sam : tad , it 's because years ago i did n't know what kind of person she was . tad : ok , so , be honest . this is n't about being adopted . this is about being angry with your mother . sam : would you stop calling her that ? maria : look , i know that you 're -- i 've made mistakes . i accept that , i accept the blame . i get that you 're mad , and i understand that . but , come on , do n't give up on -- do n't give up . please ? i love you , sam . i really -- i love you more than life . sam : are we done now ? tad : no . do n't do it . do n't cut and run because of rage . face your problems . stick around and deal with them . [ scene_break ] babe : a doctor ? jamie : yeah . i thought about it for a while , but -- babe : and i know why you did n't tell me . jamie : because it 's not important . babe : because i never would 've let you get involved with me and take all those risks in the first place . i would n't have let you kidnap little adam or even go on the run with us . jamie : babe , i would 've done it no matter what . babe : jamie , you have given up so much for us , taken so many risks . how can i let you give up more ? jamie : and i can make it all happen . just give me some time . babe : how ? j.r. has made sure that no college will accept you . jamie : i can find a school under j.r. 's radar . babe : you would n't have to fight j.r. if you would just accept phoebe 's offer . her pull -- it could open up all these doors that j.r. has slammed shut . do you realize that you could write your own ticket without ever even having to worry about the cost ? jamie : i do n't care about the money . babe : jamie , everybody cares about money . we have been living hand to mouth . jamie : it 's not so bad . babe : is that why you threw a wrench across the apartment ? jamie : i was having a bad day . babe : and your aunt has made a way for you to change all that . this is what she was talking about when she said `` the gift `` before she passed away . she made it so easy for you , jamie . jamie : yeah , easy ? easy ? this money is n't free , babe . it would cost me you . she might as well have asked me to rip out my heart . babe : i know how much you love me . and i feel the exact same way , but you have to promise me that you 'll at least think about your great - aunt 's offer . jamie : no , no , there 's nothing to think about . babe : yes , there is . you ca n't give up your dream . jamie : you know what ? i know where you 're headed , and forget it . babe : you need to consider -- jamie : stop . babe : seriously consider phoebe 's offer and walking away from me . [ scene_break ] tad : you got to stop all this crazy talk about becoming a martin . you are samuel grey , and that 's something to be damn proud of . sam : i just do n't feel that way anymore . tad : he does n't hate you . i know he does n't . he 's just angry and confused . maria : i do n't know , he seemed pretty clearheaded to me . he wants to connect with his real clan . tad : well , if he does , then he 's going to have to get by me , because i 'm officially signing on as the martin family rep . until he works through this , he can count on me and so can you . maria : thank you . [ maria gives tad a grateful hug . ] [ scene_break ] zach : do you need to sit down ? kendall : any -- any chance that i heard you wrong ? zach : no , uh - uh . she offered her hand in marriage , so i would not tie the knot with you . kendall : well , she 's losing her mind . zach : i had to turn her down , if it makes any difference . kendall : oh , well , thank god . zach : because you 're the only one for me . kendall : great . ok , well , then let 's hurry up and get this done before my mother tries to marry you off to someone else . zach : that 's not a reason really . kendall : hello ! zach , this is what you wanted . zach : it is , but i want you to consider the fallout . kendall : yes , i secure my niece 's place with cambias , and i help get your casinos back to life . ok , yep , i 'm up to speed . zach : yeah , those are the perks . now the downside . if we do marry , you do n't just cut all ties to ethan . you create an enemy for life . i know you loved the boy . maybe you still do . do n't argue with me . just listen . let it sink in . and if you are ready for that kind of hatred , then we 'll talk about ceremonies and cans on cars and rice and stuff . bye . j.r. : you think too much . [ as soon as zach goes back inside , j.r. reappears and passionately kisses kendall . ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's going on in that brain of yours ? ryan : i just have greenlee on my mind . greenlee : something good , i hope . ryan : if `` i love you `` is good . greenlee : that qualifies . ryan : i 'm not sure you know how much you mean to me . you 're all i have now . you 're all i ever want . greenlee : i 'll settle for that . ryan : every decision that i make , every move that i make is for you -- for your happiness , to protect you . i 'm doing all this for our marriage , so that we can be together for as long as we both live and breathe . you truly are my life . now you have to know that . just believe that it 's all for you . [ scene_break ] [ hearing a splash outside , jack enters erica 's stateroom looking for her . ] jack : erica . erica ? erica ? you -- erica ? [ seeing her shoes under the open porthole , jack wonders if erica took a dive . ] [ next_on ] jamie ( to babe ) : i took what you said seriously and made a decision . i do n't know if you 're really going to like it . jack : erica , hang on ! i 'm coming ! [ jack jumps overboard , or so it appears . ] erica : jack ? [ erica comes out of her hiding place in the banquette . ] kendall ( to j.r. ) : are you falling for me ? maria ( to zach ) : would you mind -- can i kiss you good - bye , please ?
erica finds out that the masked man who 's taken her away is jack . he holds her captive on a boat . she demands he lets her go . but he tells her he 's not going to give up or let her give up on them . they are both too stubborn to make any compromises . greenlee walks in on ryan 's and kendall 's conversation about his having a vasectomy . but she is still unaware . kendall tells them that they have problems when they must keep secrets from each other and leaves . greenlee is not angry at her husband for having reservations about having children . but she still knows nothing about the vasectomy and has the mistaken impression that he is seeing a shrink . kendall tells zach that she plans to go through with marrying him . but he tells her that there might be a downside for her if she marries him .
adam : ah . hello . ah , looks like i got here just in time . i think you need a drink . krystal : if i never see another drop of alcohol , i 'll be happy . adam : oh , bite your tongue . adam : why so quiet ? krystal , something 's wrong , is n't it ? krystal : i think you better sit down , adam . i 've got some news about j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're arresting me ? derek : we actually have two charges of attempted murder -- one for kendall and one for babe , even though you only put one of them in the hospital . if kendall or the baby do n't make it , you 're looking at a murder charge . erica : j.r. , you could n't . you did n't . j.r. : sure you want to do this , babe ? erica : i thought this was an accident . i thought this was just a construction site where things fell . babe : because j.r. cut the strap and pushed it over . i heard him confess to kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach ? zach , is that you ? julia : well , it 's nothing new on the hospital front . the same complaining interns , egotistical residents , and difficult patients . yeah , only the nurses are perfect . the only thing that everybody does agree upon is that you are the prettiest woman in the icu . kendall 's voice : take off , julia . the vegetable does n't need watering tonight . julia : oh , no . kendall 's voice : what `` oh , no `` ? what ? what 's so urgent ? is something wrong ? i do n't feel any different . what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're sure you want to do this ? there 's still time to rethink it . jamie : she has to . otherwise , you 'll take another shot at her . j.r. : were you there ? did you see me ? no , so shut up ! babe : look , j.r. -- he never meant to hurt kendall . he -- he was out to get me . he set me up to come into that room , so he could kill me . tad : is it true ? dixie : oh , god , say you did n't do it . please , just tell -- ryan : just tell us the truth , j.r . derek : you have the right to remain silent . anything you -- j.r. : all right , just wait -- just wait a second . ok , i do have something to say . i want everyone to hear it from me . i owe you total honesty and full disclosure . my life as of lately has been difficult . but i never thought that this would happen . when you agreed to be my wife , and you said those vows , i thought it was the happiest day of my life . thought we 'd have a fresh start . nothing could ruin it . and then the past grabbed me by the throat . yeah , i was out of control . it 's because i found out what my mother did and how i could never trust her ever again . and i started drinking . and i became paranoid and suspicious to where i could n't trust anyone . even you . but i never thought it would come down to this . [ scene_break ] adam : your daughter did what to j.r. ? krystal : your son gave her no choice . adam : what kind of a loving wife turns her husband in to the police ? krystal : the still breathing kind . which babe only is because poor kendall is lying in the hospital . adam : well , could n't you have tried to talk her out of it ? krystal : oh - adam : to divert her in some way ? krystal : oh , with what , my warm , fuzzy personal experience with my stepson ? j.r. kidnapped me , waved a gun around -- a loaded gun -- and got a shot off . adam : that -- that was ages ago . krystal : no , try weeks . and j.r. continues to prove over and over again that he is dangerous . adam : he was furious with babe for arranging that family ambush . krystal : she was trying to get him to sober up and be the man that he should be ! adam : she should n't have brought dixie into it . krystal : oh -- adam : to use j.r. 's mother as a stick to beat him with ? no , that 's not what a good , loyal wife does for her man . krystal : oh , what does a good , loyal wife do , adam ? rest in peace ? [ scene_break ] dr. solomon : her vitals have n't changed ? julia : no , just the icp . kendall 's voice : icp ? what 's an icp ? is something wrong with spike ? dr. solomon : what was it an hour ago when you checked ? julia : it has been within normal range ever since she was brought in . dr. solomon : high normal , but normal until this jump . kendall 's voice : you sound farther away . why are you farther away ? dr. solomon : it 's not unexpected , but i 'd hoped -- julia : i know . dr. solomon : get x - ray up here for a portable skull . someone has a tough choice to make . kendall 's voice : oh , god . oh , god , zach , where are you ? something bad is happening . i need you . [ scene_break ] zach : get to what happened at fusion . zach : what did you do to kendall ? j.r. : where i was coming from . when i saw kendall under those cinder blocks and that plywood -- i realized that nothing is ever going to be the same again . life is so short . we ca n't keep making the same mistakes and expect to lie our way out of it . erica : is it -- is it true , j.r. ? did you try to kill my daughter ? dixie : no , he did n't . tell them that you did n't . babe : yes , j.r. , tell them . tell them that you were drunk when you left all of us at the house . tell them that you called me and told me to meet you in that room at fusion , and you got loaded and planned an ambush just like the night that you kidnapped my mother . [ scene_break ] krystal : you ca n't -- ca n't defend him . adam : you 're upset . krystal : you 're damn straight i 'm upset ! why are n't you ? adam : because i ca n't let my emotions take over here . krystal : oh -- adam : j.r. needs me . he needs you . we have to get through to babe . krystal : excuse me ? adam : i thought she -- i thought she cared about him . i thought he could depend on her . krystal : babe loved j.r. way more than she should have . adam : well , he needs her support . krystal : my daughter was almost crushed , adam , almost murdered . now , does that register ? adam : yes , yes , that -- krystal : well , then why do n't you care ? she 's not some stranger . adam : i care very deeply about babe . krystal : and she 's not just my daughter , adam . she is your stepdaughter , your daughter - in - law , the -- the mother of your grandson . adam : yeah . i 'll take care of this . krystal : oh , no . you do n't love me . you do n't love me or babe . adam : i most certainly do . i adore you . krystal : no , no , the only thing you care about is getting j.r. out of trouble , getting the spotlight off of him . adam : i do n't want my son to go to prison . krystal : and that 's the kind of thinking that got j.r. in this mess in the first place . you preached superiority to that boy , and he bought it ! adam : i installed some values in my son . krystal : oh . oh , and what was his first big lesson , huh ? when other kids were learning about caterpillars and -- and butterflies , j.r. watched you rip the heart out of his mother . you taught him to strike first and take no prisoners . adam : we can talk about this later . my son needs me . krystal : stop -- stop hurting j.r . adam : he 's my son . i am responsible for helping him in any way i can . krystal : so you swing back and forth between spoiling him and bullying him . you coddled him , and you bossed him , but you always made sure that he never was punished . thanks to you , j.r. believes he can get away with anything , including murder . adam : are you finished ? krystal : no . no . all this concern about j.r. ? meanwhile , you are ignoring one thing , one very big thing . adam : i 'm sure you 're going to tell me what that is . krystal : oh , come on , adam . any possibility j.r. did n't try to kill babe ? no . you never once said that he was innocent . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you all deserve to know the truth . i 'm guilty . guilty of marrying the biggest , lying , backstabbing bitch that ever lived . she made up every crazy word just to try to steal my son from me . babe : no , no , i 'm -- i 'm telling the truth . j.r. -- he set me up to kill me , and kendall got hurt instead . j.r. : why do you hate me so much ? babe : i do n't hate you . look , i 'll take a lie detector test -- anything . i promise -- j.r. : you 'll -- you 'll fail it . babe : no , i wo n't , j.r. ! i know exactly what you did ! j.r. : think about it , babe . you did plan to marry me , to find a way to dump me , so you could steal our son . babe : but i did n't . j.r. : look , krystal knows . we 'll get her polygraph results , too . all of her accusations are bogus . it was just to get custody . she 's even got jamie helping her again . babe : what ? jamie : oh , god , how desperate are you ? babe : oh , you ca n't get away with this . j.r. : this is exactly what i was just about to say to you and my brother . dixie : j.r. -- j.r. : why do n't you shove off ? how about you go back to europe , maybe -- i do n't know -- drive off a mountain ? i do n't need you . erica : j.r. , i knew you could n't hurt kendall . babe : what ? erica : you 've been so close . jamie : babe would never make -- erica : would never what ? wake up , jamie . she 's been a baby stealer all her life . you should 've been put away so long ago . ryan : no , babe could never have dumped all of that on kendall . show us some evidence , j.r . j.r. : that 's exactly what i was just saying . is there any evidence against me , chief ? there could n't be . so you 're arresting me based on babe 's twisted word ? [ scene_break ] adam : does babe have any proof ? krystal : the police believe her . and you know it 's true , adam . that 's why you did n't jump to j.r. 's defense . your first thought was to get your little boy off the hook . adam : and i believed you cared about j.r . krystal : i do , adam , i do . do n't you see that ? where is the husband that i thought i could count on ? not the -- the wild man from crow hollow , but the man that i learned to love , the strong and loving and caring adam that i renewed vows with out in that garden ? adam : he 's right here . but the woman i married would never ask me to abandon my son . krystal : huh . that 's the way you see it . adam : what other way is there ? krystal : and you want to have a child with me , so you can do to that baby what you did to j.r. ? adam : j.r. 's a good man . krystal : he is a smug , self - important menace , and any woman that would help you create another one like him has got to be out of her mind ! the chandlers -- the chandlers , they 're above the law . they 're not bound by the rules of the common man . adam : i never said anything like that . krystal : ever since i told you , you 're trying to make babe out to be the bad guy . do you really think that keeping j.r. from learning the consequences of his actions is a good thing ? you think all this is going to make j.r. love you more ? adam : it 's the duty of a parent to protect his child . i wo n't apologize for loving j.r . krystal : and the rest of us have just got to sit back and watch ? forget the fact that your son tried to murder my daughter ? well , if that 's your idea of love , adam , than you can just stuff it ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : a vengeful wife is not a very dependable witness . erica : babe 's a notorious liar , and she 's a kidnapper . derek : the case is still under investigation . j.r. : so that 's enough evidence for arrest ? dixie : no -- derek : but i 'm taking you in . let 's go . j.r. : well , i guess you do n't appreciate your job very much . listen , i would like your word that my son will still be around when i 'm released . tad : you 're not helping your case . j.r. : i know jamie 's the number - one son . i just want to make sure that you 're not going to help him and babe with fake ids this time . tad : just go with derek and cooperate . j.r. : ok , , i see where your loyalties lie . erica , until i can get some help from my father , would you please -- erica : yeah . please , tad , just tell him . tad : nobody 's taking little adam anywhere . jamie : babe , you did the right thing . j.r. did n't give you a choice . erica : jamie , how in the world could you be taken in by babe 's lies again ? zach : no , you do n't . not until you tell us what j.r. said to kendall . my wife could die . ryan : and my baby , and we want to know why . babe : i -- ryan : we want to know who 's responsible . babe : i already told you . ryan : no , you told us that j.r. confessed to kendall , d she ca n't tell us what he said . zach : fill us in . babe : look , the police have j.r. now . they can handle this . ryan : babe , we have a right to know . babe : so , what , you can find a way to get to him and give him your own brand of justice ? how about you leave j.r. alone and leave me alone , too ? jamie : hey -- hey , come on . babe 's right . let the police handle it . babe : i 'm really sorry about what happened to kendall and her baby . this is my mess with j.r . they never should 've gotten dragged into this . erica : you just had to try to take over fusion . jamie : that 's not what happened . babe , i 'll drive you home . babe : thanks , but i think i need some time by myself . erica : even if she did n't actually do it , she 's using this tragedy to frame j.r. she would do anything to get that little boy . julia : dr. solomon needs to see you right away . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , do n't bother locking it . you 'll just have to open it in a few minutes , anyway . derek : oh , we 've had this suite reserved for you for a long time . j.r. : oh , yeah ? why is that ? derek : that business with amanda -- run down by your car ? j.r. : yeah , babe behind the wheel . derek : no , babe 's not taking the fall for you this time . you 're on your own . adam : open the cell . derek : we like to keep our perps behind bars . adam : well , then let me inside . derek : what 's right about this picture ? enjoy . j.r. : all right . all right , just get it over . give me the lectures about the evil of drink and how krystal seduced you to the other side . adam : i 'm on your side , j.r . i always have been . j.r. : well , that 's good , because i need you right now , dad . adam : ok , i 'll get you out of here . j.r. : i love babe . this is how she repays me ? you were right all along . now -- now we 're going to play it your way . adam : what way is that ? j.r. : flat out to win . no mercy . [ scene_break ] dr. solomon : there 's a significant increase in kendall 's intracranial pressure . erica : i 'm sorry ? dr. solomon : the pressure could force your daughter 's brain into her brain stem . brain function would cease . but we could maintain body function artificially until she delivers the baby . erica : you mean my daughter would be dead , but she would have the baby ? dr. solomon : yes . erica : but you can relieve the pressure , ca n't you ? dr. solomon : we have a drug that will reduce the pressure . ryan : and then after that , then she would -- she would be all right ? dr. solomon : the drug is not fda approved for pregnant women . while it will address kendall 's icp problem , it could also severely reduce her systemic blood pressure . erica : and -- and what would that do to her ? dr. solomon : it would reduce the blood flow to the placenta , compromising the baby . erica : you want us to choose . ryan : if we do n't treat kendall , then she dies , but you 'd be able -- i mean , the baby could go full term and live . but if kendall receives treatment , then the baby could die . dr. solomon : we 'd take the baby before administering the drug to mrs. slater . ryan : but i thought dr. mayer did n't want to take the baby for , like , another two weeks . dr. solomon : we no longer have that option . erica : how long does my daughter have ? dr. solomon : i ca n't promise anything . her condition could deteriorate at any moment . maybe we can wait a day , two at the most . if you decide that nothing should be done , we 'll make sure mrs. slater is comfortable . but if you decide on treatment , let us know as soon as you can . we want to administer the drug as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : what 's going on , zach ? why wo n't you come to me ? please , zach , help me . [ scene_break ] tad : dixie ? wait . dixie : listen , you should just go to the police station , all right ? he does n't want to be with me , but somebody needs to be there . tad : what about our child ? dixie : just talk to j.r. , ok ? he needs help . tad : what about our child ? dixie : j.r. is in a -- tad : kate . is kate alive ? dixie : why are you bringing up kate ? tad : because i saw greg madden today . you never told me that he was your obstetrician . dixie : what did he tell you ? tad : that you were -- you were having a hard time accepting the fact of kate 's death . dixie : huh . tad : so much so that you 're convinced somehow that she 's still out there , that you 've been harassing him for information , that you 've been stalking him , even though he can supply a death certificate . now , we both know that that man is nothing if not a liar , but i want to hear it from you . do you really think our daughter is alive ? [ scene_break ] erica : did dr. solomon get through to you ? if we do n't take the baby now by cesarean , if we can not give kendall the medication that she needs , she 'll be brain - dead . but she does n't have to be . kendall can live . kendall can recover . zach : kendall told me she wants this baby more than life itself . she would n't want him taken early . erica : zach , this should n't just be your call . kendall is my daughter . i love her . i -- i just want what 's best for her . zach : i 'm honoring your daughter 's wishes . erica : so zach just takes kendall away and romances her on the yacht and -- and gets her to marry him in some quickie ceremony , and that gives him a right over her life ? ryan , i do n't have the legal right to save kendall , but you do . it 's up to you to say what the -- the medical course of action should be with the baby . if you tell them to take the baby now , then they can give kendall the medication that she needs . ryan : my legal rights as a father allow me not to protect my son . erica : no , i do n't -- i do n't mean it like that . i do n't want to lose the baby either , of course not . but no one has said that the baby will die . ryan : except the odds . erica : yes , the baby is -- is a preemie , and , of course , we would -- we would rather wait until the baby is more developed . but -- but preemies even of one pound survive , and this hospital has a state - of - the - art neonatal unit . but if we do n't do this , kendall will die . ryan : erica , zach is sure that kendall would choose to save the baby . erica : who knows what or even if she ever said anything to zach ? and i 'm sorry , i will not just take zach 's word for it . ryan : well , we were n't there , we did n't hear what she said . he was , and he believes -- erica : zach -- zach believes ? i do n't give a damn what zach believes or what zach thinks he believes ! and you can not risk kendall 's life because what she supposedly said to him ! [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach , i 'm so glad you 're here . tell me what 's happening . how is spike ? is he all right ? zach : i 'm making sure that spike gets all the time he needs . i want you with me . we did this your way , now let 's do it my way . open your eyes and come back to me . [ scene_break ] jamie : hey . are you ok ? julia : oh , yeah , i 'm fine . jamie : um -- nobody is fine tonight . [ julia sighs ] julia : i just wish kendall would scream at me . i wish she 'd launch a bedpan at my head or banish me from her room . if somebody told me a year ago that i would give a damn what happened to kendall , i would n't have believed them . but this is just so wrong . it -- it sucks ! jamie : hey . [ julia sobs ] [ scene_break ] ryan : i ca n't believe that zach would risk kendall 's life to save the baby if it was n't what she 'd want . erica : i do n't believe you would back zach . are you saying that you -- you plan to let kendall die ? i think that you are going to spend a very long life remembering that you helped kill kendall . and i know that you are going to regret it with every breath you take . [ scene_break ] adam : they have n't arraigned you yet . there 's still time to make these charges go away . j.r. : no , that 's going to cost a bundle . adam : no , money wo n't help . you ca n't bribe babe . j.r. : well , then you lean on her , and you lean on her hard . adam : son , the only person who can make babe change her mind is you . you have to -- you have to talk to her , you have to explain -- j.r. : you want me to suck up to that lying slut ? adam : you -- you scared the hell out of her , j.r. she 's -- she 's not thinking straight . j.r. : no , no one can talk to babe . she 's too stupid to listen . adam : she 's obviously lost sight of some of the things you 've been through . j.r. : oh , it 's too late for her . adam : she meant well with that family meeting . together , you guys can get through this . you 'll take care of each other . j.r. : oh , yeah , yeah , i 'll take care of babe . she 's got nothing on me . it 's her word against mine . i 'm as good as free . adam : j.r. , a while ago , you and babe were planning a life together . think about little adam . j.r. : i am . he deserves better than babe . adam : i want you two to forgive each other , and to move on . j.r. : what , you 're -- you 're preaching forgiveness to me ? you 're the one who wanted me to kick her to the street . adam : i was wrong . i was dead wrong ! j.r. , do you remember the day in the garden with the wedding -- you and babe , krystal and i ? it was obvious that babe loves you very much . j.r. : did babe get to you ? or did that whore of a mother of hers work you over between kamasutra moves ? adam : do n't push your luck by insulting my wife . j.r. : yeah , well , whatever . i 'll just keep thinking about babe -- how we 're going to stop her , and how much we 're going to make her suffer . [ scene_break ] pa announcer : dr. smith , call your office . dr. smith , call your office . kendall : you still hanging around here , ryan ? come on , get a life . ryan : you 're all right . kendall : well , you tell me . ryan : but -- but they said that you could die . kendall : gotcha . serves you right for playing dead on me . now we 're even . so what were you thinking just now ? a way to honor me , maybe a new wing for the hospital ? `` the kendall pavilion for pains in the neck and aching hearts . `` uh- uh . it wo n't be the way you think it will . i am one of a kind . like it or not , there will never be anybody else like me . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : when are you going to get that ? [ scene_break ] zach : i did n't just marry you . i married the whole package , and spike is a big part of that package -- well , he 's the most important part of that package . so erica does n't get the last word , it 's yours . your decision . kendall 's voice : your voice is different , softer . zach , are you scared ? are you touching me ? i ca n't feel you now . is this dying ? am i dying ? zach : we 'll never get to practice breathing for the big day , so maybe we should practice that now . so keep breathing and come back to us . spike needs you to be here . because if i -- [ scene_break ] julia : thanks . i 'm ok . jamie : you 're sure ? julia : yeah , i 'm better . jamie : ok , only if you 're sure ? julia : mm - hmm . i better get back to work . jamie : ok , i 'm -- ahem -- glad i could be of some help . julia : you were . pa announcer : dr. greenspan to or . dr. greenspan . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. knows if i say i did n't plan to marry him to get custody of little a , the needle on the lie detector test -- it 's going to be bouncing all over the paper . `` lie , lie , lie ! `` and , yes , that was the plan a while ago , but the thing is that i married him because i love him . krystal : sweetheart , i am so sorry . babe : why is it that some guys -- they drink , and they kill brain cells and their minds turn to mush , and then j.r. -- he just gets more devious and smart ? krystal : well , they arrested him , and it shows that they believe you . babe : it 's not going to stick . come on , it 's his word against mine , and my word -- krystal : your word is plenty good , babe . babe : mama , he is a chandler , a wealthy chandler -- krystal : a weaselly -- babe : exactly -- a chandler . krystal : and you can afford your own good lawyers now , babe , and with fusion , you are a respected business person . you 're not some person just working the drive - through window . and let me tell you something . if it helps , i 'll add my kidnapping charges on top of all those others . we 'll keep j.r. locked in a jail cell till the day he dies . babe : no , mama . i want j.r. , i do n't want to live without him . oh , god , i will kill him for doing this to me . [ scene_break ] adam : i 'm not going to help you hurt babe or anybody else . j.r. : i got my head on completely straight here . but you -- it 's like you got your stones in krystal 's vice . look , i 'll take care of babe myself . i was this close . you know what -- do n't worry about it . adam : this is who you really are , is n't it ? j.r. : huh . are you shocked ? adam : yeah . no , no , i -- i wanted to blame dixie or give her credit for this , but , no -- no , i did this , all of it . j.r. : i 'm chandler through and through . i 'm the son that you fought for , so get me out of here , dad , and we 'll go make our plans over a drink at the valley inn . adam : son , listen to me , listen to me . what you tried to do is despicable . and you 're going to have to deal with the consequences -- alone . [ scene_break ] dixie : i do n't know why madden would tell you all that . tad : i do n't care . i just want to know about our child . dixie : i think it 's a terrible story to tell the father of the baby . tad : more terrible than the truth ? dixie : you know , you said that he already has the death certificate . that 's tangible proof , so what do you want from me ? tad : i want your version . dixie : why ? you already have madden 's version -- that i 'm a crazy , delusional mother who ca n't face the truth . so , what -- what if i tell you that kate 's alive ? does that make me nuts ? what if i tell you that she 's dead ? does that make me sane ? what if i tell you what i think is the truth , but it 's actually a lie because i 'm crazy ? what do you think , tad ? tad : i think you should stop complicating things and give me the truth . dixie : madden 's truth or my truth ? i mean , you already said that madden 's a big liar , right ? and what have i been doing but lying for the past four years ? so how can you trust either one of us ? tad : i ca n't , but i still have to ask the questions -- dixie : why do n't you just believe what you want to believe ? because that 's all you do , anyway . tad : why do you think a man like greg madden would lay something like that at my feet ? dixie : because he 's cruel , because he 's crazy , because he wants to hurt me -- maybe all three ? tad : maybe -- just maybe -- it makes perfect sense . dixie , if you really thought that kate was alive , is that why you were gone for four years ? dixie : what do you want from me , tad ? tad : what do you mean , what do i what ? have n't you been listening ? dixie : what do you want -- what , do you want to hear that i 've completely failed as a mother , not once but twice ? that what i 've done to j.r. is nothing compared to what i 've done to kate ? that i could n't take care of her ? so i completely went off the deep end and spent the last four years of my life in exile , searching for her and atoning for my sins ? tad : dixie , is that what happened ? dixie : why do n't you just think what you want ? i do n't give a damn . [ scene_break ] adam : guard ? i 'm through here . j.r. : this is -- this is not even funny anymore . drop the act , dad . adam : you 're going to have to get out of this mess by yourself . j.r. : what ? what the hell ? adam : i love you , j.r . j.r. : so this is how you show me ? you leave me to twist in the wind ? adam : you 're on your own . j.r. : you listened to them , did n't you ? you listened to those whores ! you know what ? you go back to them ! you go back to them ! i 've already learned everything you 've ever taught me anyhow ! i do n't need you ! you hear me ? i do n't need you ! [ scene_break ] krystal : it is not your fault . it 's that chandler that you married . honey , j.r. wrecked your marriage , not you . babe : that 's what makes all of this so awful . [ babe sighs ] babe : the man i love tried to kill me , mama . and he would 've . j.r. wanted me to disappear . he could live without ever seeing me again . [ scene_break ] ryan : there 's never going to be another woman like her . kendall ca n't die , zach . i know you 're her husband and her next of kin . but i have custody of our child , and i am going to ok the c - section . she deserves a chance to fight for her life . zach : you know the baby might not make it . ryan : i ca n't risk kendall dying . zach : and i ca n't let you sacrifice the baby to save kendall . ryan : that 's not what i want . zach : it 's not about what you want . it 's about what she wants . i will fight you . ryan : do what you have to do . [ next_on ] livia : do you want kendall to live ? ryan : more than anything . livia : do you want her to live more than you want your son to live ? babe : maybe i should go down to the courthouse . it could make a big difference . just give me a sign , something , anything , so i 'd know this is what you want . kendall ?
the cops come and take jr away . ryan , zach , tad , babe , jamie and dixie are all afraid that he tried to kill babe because of his trust issues . only erica believes that babe is lying about jr in order to take his son away from him . there is also a big dilemma about whether to save kendall or the baby . the doctors tell ryan , zach and erica that they must sacrifice the life of one in order to save the other . krystal tells adam that he must realize that his son tried to murder her daughter . adam turned jr into a monster with the way he raised him . and jr will not get away with what he did . adam goes to talk to his son in jail . he tells jr that he needs to talk to babe , convince her that he would never hurt her and get her to drop the charges . but jr makes it clear to his father that he intended to kill babe and wants to get away with it . at that point , adam concludes that jr did something despicable . he 's on his own now . and nobody is going to make any more excuses for him . tad corners dixie with what greg just told him about her . he tells her that he would not be surprised if the reason why she went away and had everybody believing she died was because kate is really alive . she refuses to answer that question . but he tells her that that would explain what she did .
krystal : ooh , yeah . you want to stick around for lunch ? colby : yeah , sure . you got something other than formula ? krystal : well , i tell you what , you fly , and i 'll buy , huh ? colby : ok -- uh -- oh , how about some clam chowder from the yacht club ? krystal : oh , and that bread bowl ? colby : mmm . krystal : oh , that 's great . yes . yes , yes , yes . colby : ok . ok , i 'll be back . krystal : ok . colby : bye , cutie . tad : hey ! morning , hero . colby : hey , tad ! krystal : wow . i 'm surprised you did n't sleep in , mr .. 2 : 00 a.m. feeding . tad : ah , no way . i got the stamina of 10 extra fathers . krystal : where 'd you head off to this morning ? tad : oh , i wanted to make sure i picked this up . krystal : oh -- listen , jenny is already swimming in gifts , tad . tad : um -- well , actually , it 's a present for you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ava : dude , did you see the hot bling on that lady when she walked in ? sean : huh . you want to grab some food ? ava : see that right there , those yachts ? i 'm so going to have one of those one day . and i think that it 's time that you go show me one , huh ? i 'll show you mine if you show me yours . sean : yeah , i thought we agreed on no pda . ava : well , then why do n't we go do this somewhere private ? singer : before me gets me , yeah a little naughty [ scene_break ] lily : zach , you received six phone calls while you were with mr. chandler , two of them regarding your new house . zach : thank you . do me a favor -- pull all the files on the cronus holdings . lily : oh , the company that hannah used to take brill works from under chandler enterprises ? zach : yeah . and you know what ? pull everything on chandler , as well . lily : i can give you their bottom - line reports right now . zach : what , you have them in your head ? lily : i did the research for hannah . in 2006 , chandler enterprises ' third- quarter filings showed a price - to - book ratio of 3.4 , which is a large write- down for that quarter . and their cagr is at 48 % , but forecasts predict that there will be a decline . do you want me to write a report ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] josh : so why did n't we just order room service upstairs ? hannah : you ca n't stay in my room all day . thank you . josh : well , i think my menu looks much better . i think i 'm going to start with a nooner , followed by an afternoon delight , and then dessert all over you . [ hannah giggles ] hannah : ok , i have to go to work after lunch . josh : so do i -- my boss is a real hard - ass . hannah : i bet she is . josh : so how 'd you get started in all this anyway ? hannah : how does anyone ? josh : well , you were in china , right ? hannah : many places . josh : yeah , i spent some time in china when i was little . singers : get this party on josh : what made you come to pine valley ? hannah : i was recruited . josh : well , you 're worth every penny . that brill works deal -- genius -- the way you stole that company right out from underneath chandler ? what 's next on the horizon ? hannah : ok , you know , i know what you 're doing . josh : well , maybe you can teach me something . hannah : it 's not working . you may be really good in bed , but as a spy , you are as subtle as a chain saw . [ scene_break ] erica : well , thank you , larry . thank you so much for that interview . larry : are you kidding ? that was ratings gold . i mean it about the follow - up . this divorce watch -- it was genius . jack : well , thank you . erica : i 'll call . jack : bye - bye . erica : what the hell were you thinking , walking in on my interview like that ? jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa -- i was invited by your friend larry there . erica : he did n't say a word about you . jack : you know what , erica ? you may have to face it -- looks like you were sandbagged . it seems to be a very popular talk - show tactic . erica : well , you did n't have to encourage him -- `` divorce not final `` ? jack : the divorce is not final . erica : and you could n't keep quiet ? jack : erica , it seems to me , sweetheart , it takes two to get a divorce . [ scene_break ] ryan : i want to settle this now , greenlee . greenlee : perfect . babe : you know what ? we 'll give you guys some time . greenlee : does an audience bother you ? ryan : actually , i would like a little bit of privacy . why do n't we go to the roof ? greenlee : ok -- even better . ryan : i will be right back . annie : good luck . ryan : ok . kendall : ryan -- ryan , wait , wait . ryan , come on . are you sure about this ? this is greenlee we 're talking about . ryan : yeah , i know , i know . i know what greenlee 's capable of , but what about you ? can you handle this ? kendall : i 'm fine . do n't worry about me . ryan : before the wedding , you were trying to warn me , were n't you ? kendall : yep . if you 'd listened to me , you would be on your honeymoon right now with annie . ryan : kendall , i am -- i am really truly sorry that i blew you off before the wedding , i am . kendall : i 'll save the `` i told you sos `` for later . ryan : hmm . kendall : i locked greenlee in the playhouse at wildwind . i -- i do n't know how the hell she got out . ryan : wow , that does n't sound like you at all , actually . annie : wait , she -- she was there , at wildwind ? kendall : yep . ryan : look , i 'm going to take care of this from this point on , ok ? so thank you very much for everything , but i 've got it now . are you ok ? kendall : ok , ok . ryan : are you ok ? annie : yeah -- as long as you are . ryan : yeah , i am . di : well , i would love to stay for the fireworks , but i have a lunch date , huh . you hang in there . greenlee 's too busy to worry about her shares right now . babe : mm - hmm . i hope . kendall : there is no way that i would allow that . annie : did you really lock greenlee up at wildwind ? babe : oh , yes . kendall 's tactics can be surprisingly effective sometimes . kendall : what -- what was i supposed to do -- what , hand her a bridesmaid dress and a bouquet ? annie : oh , god , no . no . kendall : ok , listen to me , there are some things that you should know about her . annie : ok . give it to me . kendall : she 'll win you over and make you laugh with her cynicism and her sarcasm . annie : she won you over . kendall : true -- and i never expected that . i did n't see the knife in my back until it was too late . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it looks exactly the same . the city -- nothing 's changed . i came up here and it all rushed back to me -- us . you and i , up here so many times under the stars . it seems like a lifetime ago . ryan : it was . greenlee : i owe you an explanation . ryan : oh , i think we went over all the reasons that you must hate me at the police station . greenlee : no , i -- i told you i do n't hate you . that 's not what it is . ryan : well , whatever it is , it 's not going to give annie her honeymoon or her wedding reception back . greenlee : this table is new , is n't it ? ryan : yeah , greenlee , the table 's new -- there 's a lot of things new here . so why do n't we just go to our neutral corners , and we 'll just call it a draw ? what do you say ? greenlee : this is where it happened , is n't it ? ryan : yes . greenlee : when i heard about erin , i felt so awful for you . i remember first meeting her -- she was so full of life and attitude . i almost came home then . ryan : but you did n't . greenlee : i know how important family is to you . i know how important protecting them is . it must 've torn you apart . ryan : it still is , but you got to go on . greenlee : what if you ca n't ? ryan : we 've all moved on , greenlee . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] josh : so you 're saying my only options are , a , talk about business or , b , we get naked ? is n't there something in the middle ? hannah : you know , i lost my appetite . josh : ok , you know what ? we do n't have to make small talk . hannah : take the day off . singer : oh , i like it no matter how hannah : just come to the office when you 're ready to work . singer : it never ends . ooh . i ca n't fight it singers : ca n't fight it . i 'd do it all again colby : hey there , dr. josh . josh : do n't even try it , colby . colby : i 'm over you . hey , guys . what 's up ? sean showing you around ? sean : hey , colby , did you get my text ? how 's the baby ? colby : oh , hmm , she 's great , amazing . sean : and your dad 's heart -- everything ok ? colby : yeah , as good as it gets . ava : oh , my god , yeah ! your dad had , like , a heart attack or something , right ? sean : uh -- i 'll be right back , ava . colby : no , no , no . i 'm fine . i do n't want to mess -- ava : no , colby , stay . whatever , it 's fine . i was going to go talk to someone anyway . sean : sit . i got stuck with tour guide duty . colby : hmm , i feel bad for you . you have to show the hot girl around ? sean : so how are you really ? how 's living with krystal ? colby : i would n't know -- i 'm back at home . sean : with your dad ? colby : yeah , sean , somebody 's got to take care of him . and what do i do ? when i screwed up all last summer , he bailed me out . sean : as long as you 're sure . colby : i 'm not sure of anything , really . i mean , on one side , there 's krystal -- she 's like a second mom to me . and then i help bring jenny into the world . i love that little girl . and then there 's my dad -- do i want to make him pay for blowing off krystal 's labor and then taking the baby ? yeah . but he could 've died , and if i never had the chance to tell him -- sean , i 'm just really stressed right now . sean : well , just hang out here , relax . colby : you know , right when i think life 's going to slow down , give me a break -- bam , i get clotheslined . sean : yeah , i know what you mean . [ scene_break ] ava : so lily told me all about ryan lavery 's wedding -- groom getting arrested . wow . and she told me there was a bunch of hotties there , too . aidan : lily told you that ? ava : yeah , but she was n't counting you , if that 's what you were thinking . aidan : huh -- yeah , that 's real funny . you know what i 'm thinking ? that did n't sound like lily at all . you 're a liar . singer : the boy is trouble [ scene_break ] erica : now , i made our intentions perfectly clear to millions of viewers . i 'm not going to be made a fool out of by -- by your silly , empty declarations . jack : all right , i tell you what let 's do . let the countdown to divorce continue -- i mean , if you 're sure that that 's what you want . i got a great idea . let 's get one of those big clocks , you know , and you can hang it right in back of your stage . pam : you ca n't buy this kind of publicity . e - mails are pouring in . the website 's got a ton of hits -- both larry and `` new beginnings . `` jack : whoa , who 'd have thunk it -- divorce is good business . pam : larry 's people want to turn it into a weekly segment . they 're starting online and phone - in polls -- will you or wo n't you ? erica : you mean , america 's going to vote ? like , `` dancing with the stars `` ? pam : you 're not planning to let larry leech off our ratings like that , are you ? blow him off , do your own countdown show in - house . jack : i was joking about the big clock . pam : get some synergy going , cross - promote with `` new beginnings , `` get bigger numbers in every demo -- bigger than `` the osbournes . `` jack : `` the osbournes `` ? [ erica chuckles ] jack : that 's good -- `` the osbournes . `` what ? oh , no , no , no , no , no . no way . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's kind of a peace offering . krystal : pipes are all sold out , huh ? tad : open it . go on . krystal : it 's -- it 's beautiful . tad : the way i see it , the rings are for you and me and jenny -- sort of a new beginning . a hopeful future , just trying to put things in the past . you ok ? krystal : yeah . i do n't know -- postpartum hormones . i just -- lately i 've been crying at cell phone commercials . tad : yeah , well , i know what you mean . here , here , let me do it . this ok ? krystal : huh . tad : there we go . thank you . tad : not bad . krystal : thank you . tad : hey -- how 's my best girl doing , huh ? [ tad talks baby talk ] tad : no , do n't get up , i 'm cool . you know what ? forget about it . a cup of joe -- how 's that sound , huh ? no ? martini ? did n't think so . how about mama ? krystal : no , i 'm good . tad : back in a flash . stuart : whoa -- hello . tad : oh ! stuart , i 'm sorry ! hey , watch out for her eyes -- they 'll steal your heart . [ stuart laughs ] krystal : oh , baby , baby . stuart : oh . oh , jenny -- oh , it 's so good to see you safe . krystal : i ca n't argue that . stuart : can i hold her ? krystal : of course . stuart : oh . huh . krystal : oh . stuart : oh -- oh , jenny , jenny , jenny . do you know what a miracle you are ? krystal , are you ok ? i look like adam , do n't i , holding your baby ? [ scene_break ] hannah : if you want to find out more about me , you go to the source next time . do n't play games and go through josh . zach : you got a problem with your protégé ? hannah : oh , cut the crap , zach . you want to know something , just ask . zach : all right . why are you here ? hannah : did n't you know ? i 'm a shark . i 'll maneuver my way into controlling cambias and throw you aside like yesterday 's stock ticker . zach : so this is about business ? hannah : when is n't it ? and after grabbing your company for my own , i 'll gobble up all the others . and after that , who knows ? curing cancer , bringing world peace ? may take some time -- say , three weeks ? zach : you work fast -- that 's neat . hannah : hmm . i was n't lying about pine valley 's draw . my reasons have n't changed . zach : ethan . [ scene_break ] kendall : you ca n't trust greenlee . annie : you think i do n't know that ? the woman trashed my wedding . kendall : yeah , you have to find out what she wants . annie : you took a big risk tackling greenlee the way that you did . i know you two were close . kendall : like sisters once . we 'd fight like dogs and then kiss and make up . not this time . babe : do you think that she 'll leave when she figures out that ryan 's not going to be leaving annie ? annie : you know , ryan will handle the greenlee situation . kendall : no , do n't sit around and wait for her to ruin your life . annie : the harder i push , the more threatened i look . kendall : she is a threat ! you and ryan are supposed to be together . do n't laugh -- do n't laugh at that ! that 's not funny . babe : does n't it sound a little bit familiar ? come on . annie : rewind and press play , insert me for greenlee . it was n't so long ago you thought i was the greatest risk to ryan 's happiness . kendall : it 's not funny , it 's really not . annie : just please , please remind me to always stay on your good side , please . babe : if you could figure out what that is . she 's a tough one . kendall : ok -- no , listen to me . the only reason why i was like that was because of spike , and once i realized you were good for spike , then you were good for ryan . babe : hmm . annie : a mother 's seal of approval . kendall : yeah , do n't think you 'll have that same chance with greenlee . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm so sorry about erin . ryan : thank you . greenlee : i should 've been here . i was n't ready . are you really ok ? ryan : i had help . greenlee : right -- annie . ryan : greenlee , did -- did you really think that somehow time would stand still while you were gone ? people -- people have died , children have been born . i mean , this is not the same place it was . greenlee : not even close . ryan : nobody is the same . we could n't possibly be . greenlee : i know that now . i was caught off - guard -- this is n't what i expected . i was wrong . i was way too impulsive . sometimes that 's one of my better qualities . i should n't have broken up your wedding . i 'm so sorry , ryan . i honestly did not mean to hurt you . [ scene_break ] jack : now , you listen -- i am not going to let my life become reality show fodder . i mean , come on , erica , think of it . not one -- not a semblance of privacy , cameras everywhere in the house . what about the kids , huh ? can you imagine lily dealing with this ? erica : well , if it 's our show , we make the rules . jack : i value my privacy . erica : but you agreed to come back on my show again , and larry 's . jack : that 's a totally different thing . erica : yes -- this is a much more brilliant idea . this is a chance to show the real me in the real new beginning in real time . jack : yeah , without real me . erica : fine . do n't participate , i 'll just do it on my own . jack : yeah , well , you always do anyway . erica : well , i will speak for you the way you decided to speak for me -- only i 'll be doing it daily . [ scene_break ] sean : look , summer is almost here . finals will be over before you know it . colby : a for effort , but it 's not working . sean : look , your dad will get better , things will calm down . it 'll all be good , i promise . colby : not so much . sean : ok , there is one more thing i wanted to ask you . tell me if it 's too lame . colby : try me . sean : ok , i know this is very 1980s teen movie , but -- do you want to go to the prom with me ? [ scene_break ] ava : well , i 'm not always the best listener , but lily is really good at remembering . aidan : yeah , well , lily 's good at lots of things , but that does n't really explain how -- di : hello , ava ! aidan : you 'd know so much about the wedding , now , does it ? di : how are you ? ava : i 'm good , really good . well , i 'll let you two eat . i just -- i just wanted to come by and say hi . aidan : ok . girl is nothing but trouble . di : aidan , do you really want to open that all up again ? aidan : no . there are plenty of other things i 'd rather talk about . di : good ! aidan : trust me . di : good . have you had the chicken salad here ? aidan : she 's not done causing trouble , though . di : `` sure , di . thanks for taking time out of your busy day to have lunch . `` aidan : oh . [ scene_break ] stuart : seeing me with jenny kind of gets to you , does n't it ? krystal : you 're not adam . you 're kind , loving , and caring , and adam is -- stuart : is my brother . and i -- i do n't -- i do n't approve of everything he does , and -- and sometimes i just want to shake some sense into him , but -- but i do love him . it 's not a -- it 's not a sin to feel that way . krystal : it is for me -- and for jenny and for tad . [ scene_break ] tad : pop . joe : yeah . how 's my granddaughter ? tad : spectacular . joe : yeah ? jamie : well , that 's in the genes . tad : yeah . joe : ah -- congratulations , daddy . that 's for you . and it -- it may kill you , so take time to enjoy it while you 're smoking it . tad : yeah , especially if you smoke it . this is a rectal thermometer , pop . joe : ah -- jamie : right . well , i 've got some good news for you , too . tad : well , hit me . jamie : i 've decided to take grandpa up on his offer to get me back into med school . i 'm going back into medicine . [ scene_break ] hannah : i never got to be his mother . i -- i do n't even know who he was . all i have are stories people told me , a feeling when i walk into a room . he never hugged me and said , `` i love you , mom . `` we never laughed across the kitchen table . i never wiped his tears when he fell down and scraped his knee . do you think the dead can come back into this world ? you know , somehow tell us who they were , make you feel like they existed ? zach : no , i do n't think that . [ scene_break ] babe : i hope annie 's got the point -- greenlee 's bad . kendall : what about you ? babe : what about me ? kendall : if you so much as blink when she offers to buy you out , i will throw you out that window . babe : i have no intention of selling my shares of fusion . you could n't chase me away from this place . kendall : ok . babe : but , greenlee could go after them another way . kendall : no , she ca n't . babe : kendall -- kendall : she ca n't , she wo n't -- that 's it . done deal , all right ? girl power and all that stuff -- done , it 's over . you , young lady -- you are the problem now . annie : what ? kendall : yes . you are diplomatic , and you are rational , and all that good stuff . annie : right , and this is bad because -- kendall : because greenlee 's not . ok ? she does n't fight fair . annie : look , kendall , i am not wearing blinders . babe : you better have some other tricks . annie : oh , trust me -- if it comes to that , i will not be empty - handed . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you do n't believe me . you think i 'm trying to play you . ryan : can you blame me ? greenlee : i can still read you , ryan . you have n't changed as much as you say you have . ryan : i 've changed enough . greenlee : how can i fix this ? what do you want me to do ? ryan : honestly , there 's only one way to fix this and that is to start over . greenlee : then let 's start over . how ? ryan : i have a private jet standing by to take us to the caribbean . greenlee : land of sun , surf , and quickie divorces . ryan : it would be months before a stateside divorce would be final . greenlee : and you have a life to get back to . fine . i 'll give you your divorce , ryan . hey , at least i can work on my tan -- some color for me and freedom for you . [ scene_break ] annie : sometimes looking like a nice girl works to your advantage . kendall : i like your style , mrs. lavery . annie : hmm , mm - hmm . ryan : whew . can i talk to you for a sec ? annie : of course . ryan : thanks . kendall : what did you say to him ? what did -- what did you do , greenlee ? greenlee : there 's nothing to say . we 're flying to the islands right away . i am giving him his divorce . kendall : no , no . you 're going to work this , are n't you ? greenlee : what are you going to do , lock me in a closet ? kendall : if i have to . greenlee : you do n't . he 's moved on , i 've accepted that . kendall : i do n't believe that . you do n't accept anything you do n't like . you 're not divorcing him , are you , greenlee ? you ca n't let ryan go . greenlee : stop it , kendall -- just stop it ! we 're doing what we have to do . [ scene_break ] [ intercom beeps ] erica : pam , will you come in here , please ? jack : erica , listen to reason . do you really want to put your life out there like that ? i mean , come on -- you 've seen these reality shows . they become freak shows . erica : well , not when my company owns the show . i control editing . i will have creative control . jack : oh . pam : yes , boss lady ? erica : pam , i want you to set up a meeting with the network asap and prepare to pitch `` the new divorce `` as a reality show . pam : that 's what i 'm talking about . jack : yeah , you 're both out of your minds . erica : draw up a budget and the production costs . pam : single camera ? erica : well , maybe multiple , 24/7 . pam : huh , this will rock . [ erica laughs ] jack : what is the point of all this , erica ? erica : you said that we still love each other , and i said that we do n't , so -- i will prove my point . [ scene_break ] colby : i 'll go today and look for a dress . i hope i have enough time to find something -- hmm ! ava : wow , what 's the dress for ? colby : sean asked me to the prom . ava : the prom ! you kids will have so much fun . colby : yeah , i got to go get lunch for krystal , but -- sorry . yeah . bye , guys . ava : oh , my gosh -- the prom . how high school . sean : zip it , ava . ava : maybe you two will be prom king and prom queen . but if you get sick of your queen -- sean : lay off . ava : and colby will look so cute in her little dress , do n't you think ? too bad you ca n't get underneath it . sean : ok , do n't say another word about colby , ok ? ava : whoa . fine , ok . you going to go show me that yacht now ? sean : you know what ? find another tour guide . [ scene_break ] aidan : we deserve to have a nice lunch together . di : i 'm not really hungry . aidan : well , great . i get discounted rates here . how about i get a room , and we can do everything else but talk ? what do you say ? di : you can just get a room by yourself and maybe take a cold shower . aidan : oh , man . [ scene_break ] tad : you 've been there . boys are a piece of cake , they 're a walk in the park . now , raising a little girl -- that 's got to scare you to death . matter of fact , you think i 'm up to it ? joe : i think it 's just punishment , after all those girls in your youth . tad : god 's vengeance . ok , so there were a few girls -- not that many . joe : do you remember the time we built that medieval castle in your dad 's living room ? i mean , you were only about , what -- 8 , something like that ? jamie : yeah , about that . tad : i think that just about finished off both your grandmothers . they collapsed into one another . jamie : yeah , it was awesome . joe : and now , you get to do it all over again . tad : i 'll build that little girl any castle she wants . [ scene_break ] krystal : hmm . she 's hungry , huh ? stuart : ooh . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : oh , stuart . stuart : chug - a - lug , chug - a - lug , chug - a - lug , chug - a - lug . krystal : i think she likes you , stuart . stuart : you think she likes me ? krystal : oh , yes . [ scene_break ] zach : what happened ? hannah : do you think about the day you told our son good - bye ? zach : all the time . hannah : mm - hmm . do you go over every word , every expression , every little detail ? zach : i try not to . what happened ? hannah : i was holding him . he made this little face , like a grimace . and then he kicked . and it brought me right back to the moment . and i laughed , and my laughter turned into tears . i handed him over . and my tears were all over his face . edith knew why i was doing it and to me it was for the best . ethan left this earth before i did -- is that best ? i just wanted to be with him . you were with him . zach : he found me . hannah : tell me again . tell me everything you know . i -- i just want to feel him . please . help me find him . zach : i wish to god i could . there 's too much hatred , you know , too much bitterness between us . um -- what do i remember ? i -- i remember his face . pain on his face -- that 's what i remember . hannah : and how do you deal ? zach : there are days when i wish he had n't found me at all . and then i thank god that he did , because we did get to spend some time together -- you know , not enough , but -- hannah : well , you had something . zach : yeah , we had something . in the end , though , there was -- there was hope . he found simone , and he was happy , he really was . he was -- he was truly happy . and simone , she thought , you know , she could bring the two of us back together and -- and who knows ? maybe given enough time -- maybe , you know ? a lot of maybes , but he loved her , and she loved him and that 's real . and he died in a way that i guess we all would want to die , you know ? with a loved one holding us . so , if you 're looking for solace , maybe you can try and find it in that . [ scene_break ] jack : all right , i tell you what . you want reality tv , you get reality tv . you will most certainly get it . erica : well , good . i knew you 'd come around . jack : well , what 's my choice ? leave my life to your editorial mercy ? no , thank you . erica : jack , it will be life - affirming . it will be touching . jack : and a ratings bonanza -- i understand this , but let me just be clear on something . the first time you pull some shenanigans , i will pull the plug , all right ? i 'm not going to let my life become part of the erica kane fantasy hour . erica : oh . does that mean -- [ french accent ] corinne , la french maid , is out ? jack : what that means is if you go too far , i 'll make sure your public knows why i pulled out . [ door closes ] pam : network 's on for a meeting today at 3 : 00 . erica : [ regular voice ] ooh , ooh . then let 's get moving . pam : they 're already sold . they want it on the air yesterday . erica : oh , well , that 's perfect . i think i can make that happen . pam : what do you see for the first episode ? erica : it 's already done . i just taped the pilot episode . i turned this on right after you left the room . [ erica giggles ] pam : look at you , thinking without me . nice work . erica : yeah -- get this to the editing room right away , please . [ scene_break ] josh : you guys see kendall ? tad : uh -- no . actually , i do n't think they 're home . josh : yeah , well , if you do see her , let me know . tad : hey . why do n't you come on inside , meet your new cousin ? josh : a martin family moment ? that 's all right , i 'll pass . joe : oh -- josh ? tad : josh ? joe : please , come on . tad : come on . josh : why not ? tad : you know , jamie 's going back to med school . josh : stay away from the hospital . jamie : you funny . stuart : ok . jenny wants to see her daddy . tad : ah . krystal : actually , jenny wants her diaper changed . jamie : do n't look at me . tad : oh , come on , now . do n't look at me because i 'm driving . now , look , you remember grandpa and your brother . this is your brand - new cousin , josh . [ scene_break ] hannah : you wanted to know why i came to pine valley . i just wanted to feel him here . zach : can you ? hannah : no , i ca n't . and i 'm afraid i never will . [ scene_break ] kendall : i like annie 's idea about the contest , but i still do n't want to use fusion green . babe : i know that you hate that it 's greenlee 's creation , but it is good . kendall : i know . babe : and we need something that 's going to get us back on track . kendall : it 's going to get ugly . annie thinks she knows greenlee , but she 's never seen greenlee in action . babe : maybe . but annie could be a lot tougher than you give her credit for . [ scene_break ] [ plane engine runs ] greenlee : ex - wife - to - be , reporting for duty . ryan : you ready to head off ? greenlee : yep . all we 're missing are the piña coladas . annie : i prefer something with a lot more kick . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to adam ) : you survived that heart attack , but as far as this company 's concerned , you 're dead . kendall ( to zach ) : greenlee came back , and now she has nothing . god knows what she could do . ryan : we need to get her to a hospital . pilot : i 'm sorry , we 're over water -- it 'll take an hour . ryan : we do n't have an hour .
krystal gives colby some money to run an errand and colby tells her that she will be right back . as colby leaves , tad comes in . he has a present for krystal . sean and ava admire the yachts in the harbor . aidan comes in and sees ava with sean . lily gives zach a handful of messages . hannah and josh have lunch together at the valley inn . josh questions hannah about why she came to pine valley . erica and jack conclude their interview with larry . erica blasts jack for telling larry and the viewers that they might not be divorcing . erica tells jack that he did n't have to encourage larry . ryan and greenlee want some privacy to settle their differences . he kisses annie and then asks kendall if she had been trying to warn him right before his wedding about greenlee being in town . kendall confirms that she was . ryan apologizes to kendall for not listening to her . kendall lets ryan know that she had locked greenlee in the playhouse . ryan and greenlee go up on the roof to thrash things out . greenlee apologizes to ryan for hurting him . hannah gets angry that josh is trying to spy on her and leaves . josh follows closely behind . colby starts to speak to josh , but he pushes her aside . colby approaches sean and ava 's table . ava gets up and leaves so that colby can join sean . they discuss adam , baby jenny , etc . krystal opens her gift and it is a beautiful `` circles of love `` necklace . tad helps krystal put it on . tad leaves as stewart comes to visit the baby . krystal lets stewart hold the baby and seeing him with jenny , she wishes that it was adam holding her . zach questions hannah as to why she is really in pine valley . jamie informs tad that he is going back to medical school .
scott : the doctor said they had to take the baby immediately . what 's taking so long ? ryan : dr. kantor said that she would be out here as soon as possible . scott : 28 weeks is just -- so early . greenlee : you know what ? kendall had ian even earlier than that , and look at him now . ryan : i just want to be in there . i want to actually see my child come into this world . [ scene_break ] griffin : i should break promises to you more often . kendall : what were you thinking , griff ? do you know how close you came to getting caught ? griffin : actually , yeah , i do . he showed up . kendall : what ? griffin : i got out to the balcony . he did n't catch me , ok ? kendall : god , you could n't have answered your cell phone ? i called you , i left messages , and then there was no response . it freaked me out , all right ? i thought for sure ricky got to you . griffin : relax . i could n't answer my cell phone , because i was trying to get back here . kendall : god . when my mom disappeared , i called her , and i called her , and i heard nothing back . i thought she was ok . she ended up being kidnapped . and then with zach , i called and called and called . i left him messages time and time again , and there was no response . griffin : i 'm here . ok ? i 'm fine , and your mother 's gon na be , too . nothing 's gon na happen to the people you care about , not if i have something to say about it . [ scene_break ] ricky : driving over here , i was trying to figure out , why would you send me on a wild - goose chase like that ? bianca : i must 've just heard them wrong . ricky : no , no . you sounded pretty certain . `` there was a major leak at the yacht club , which was causing people to evacuate their rooms . `` that 's what you said . bianca : i told you i heard it from a friend at the miranda center . they must 've gotten the hotels mixed up . ricky : right , right . maybe . unless you made the whole thing up to try to get rid of me . which begs the question , why on earth would you want to do that ? [ scene_break ] jack : erica ? ! erica , are you here ? ! erica ? ! [ debris falls ] caleb : asher ? asher ? ! jackson ! jackson , i need your help ! jack : oh , my god . erica ? oh , my god , erica . erica , are you all right ? erica ? erica : jack ? jack : yes . erica : jack ? ohh . you came for me . you saved me . jack : oh , my god . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] caleb : i 'm gon na get you out of here . i 'll get you out of here . i 'll get you out of here . get you out of here . aah ! damn it ! ah ! [ debris falls ] caleb : oh , yaa ! jack : talk to me . where are you hurt ? erica : my head . just -- i 'm just so dizzy . jack : just stay still , honey . just stay still . i 'll get help . listen to me . look at me . the people that took you -- do you know where they are ? erica : no . no , but they were here . they were here just before the explosion . jack : caleb , keep your eyes open ! they might still be here ! [ caleb grunts ] j.r. : ooh ! take it easy . it 's just me . is he ok ? caleb : help me move this beam . j.r. : help 's on the way . i called 911 when i saw the place blow up . [ scene_break ] dr. kantor : we delivered the baby via c - section . as you know , she was very premature , so lung development is our biggest concern . she 's on a respirator , nasogastric tube , and it will be that way for a while . ryan : but she 's gon na be ok ? dr. kantor : we 're doing everything we can . she is in the best possible hands here . scott : and what out madison ? dr. kantor : she 's in recovery , doing about as well as can be expected . scott : this is my fault . dr. kantor : no , it is no one 's fault . scott : i called her while she was driving . i did n't know she was driving , and she reached for the phone , and she got in an accident . dr. kantor : madison has had a difficult pregnancy . she 's been cramping throughout . you should not blame yourself . do not feel guilty . greenlee : is there anything i can do , doctor , from the hospital 's perspective ? any equipment or personnel that you need to bring in to help with the baby ? dr. kantor : if i think of anything , i 'll let you know . but right now this little girl just has to keep putting up the good fight . ryan : can you please wait just for one second ? she 's so tiny . greenlee : she 's beautiful . ryan : it 's ok . i 'm here . daddy 's here . dr. kantor : mr. lavery ? ryan : you go get strong , ok ? i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . so were you able to find anything in ricky 's room before he showed up ? griffin : yeah , enough to know that we 're on the right track , and that there 's much more to find . kendall : ok . were you able to get into his computer ? griffin : yeah . kendall : and ? griffin : it was n't pretty . kendall : all right . come on , griff . stop dancing around this whole thing . just -- what did you find in ricky 's computer ? griffin : he had pictures of you and zach and the kids , stuff that he had scanned from around your place , i guess . kendall : and ? griffin : and he pasted his face in place of zach 's like he 's claiming you and the kids for his own . [ scene_break ] ricky : you made it all up , did n't you ? the whole thing was just a ruse to get me out of here . bianca : yes . i made it all up . ricky : to keep me away from kendall . bianca : to keep you away from kendall . ricky : why ? bianca : i 'm trying to protect her . ricky : from me ? bianca : from anyone who i think is not healthy for her right now . ricky : i 've been by her side for weeks helping her , counseling her , supporting her , and she seems to be very appreciative . bianca : i know . she 's been relying on you an awful lot , ricky , but she is very fragile . she has been since zach died . and now with mom missing , being kidnapped -- ricky : do you think i 'm taking advantage of her ? bianca : no . just -- she 's still mourning zach 's death . ricky : you told me that zach and kendall were at odds before zach died . bianca : they were . but ian is his boy . that boy loved him . it 's not personal or anything . i just -- i underestimated how complicated this would become . ricky : it 's not complicated if i make kendall happy . so what are you saying , that i do n't make her happy ? bianca : no , of course not . ricky : so what are you saying , bianca ? bianca : kendall 's special . men tend to fall in love with her . i 'm just protecting what 's in my sister 's best interests . it 's an ingrained habit of us kane women . ricky : i 'm looking out for kendall , ok ? obviously she feels guilty about zach , so i 'm helping her through that . i do n't want to burden her . bianca : good . then just give her some space . ricky : bianca , wait . [ scene_break ] kendall : ricky wants to take zach 's place in my life , in my children 's lives . this is just getting sicker by the minute . griffin : i was n't sure if i should 've told you or not . kendall : no , i would 've been upset if you had n't . griffin : i know . it 's just that you 're under so much stress as it is . kendall : screw the stress , ok ? i needed to know this . i 'm glad you told me . this is good , actually . this is a good thing , because he trusts me , and he actually thinks that we 're gon na be together . griffin : yeah , but how far is he willing to go to make that happen ? kendall : how far am i willing to go to throw his murdering ass in prison ? griffin : the answer to that scares me . kendall : what else did you find in his computer ? anything ? griffin : no . no , i did n't have enough time . i need more time to search it properly , ok ? i got to get back in there and somehow get some information that we can tie to the flash drive that zach left you . kendall : i hate this whole thing . look what he has done to us , ok ? he has completely ruined both of our lives . he actually made me believe that you were guilty . griffin : yeah , i know . he 's not a stupid man . he knows what he wants , and he knows how to get it , and he hides his tracks very well . kendall : ok . so , what , there might not be any evidence for us to find ? griffin : i do n't know . we have to keep searching , though . kendall : and if we do , and we do n't find anything , then what ? do you think there 's a chance that he might confess ? griffin : no . kendall : you see , i do n't think so either . i want to punish him , ok ? i do n't care how it happens . i do n't care ! i want him to pay for what he has done . at this point , it does n't matter . if i could , i would kill him myself . griffin : do n't talk like that . kendall : why ? if anyone deserves to die , he does . griffin : yes , he does , but you ca n't do it , kendall . ok ? you have your kids to think about , your family . but what if i could kill him ? [ scene_break ] ricky : i did n't mean to upset you . bianca : oh , it 's not that . i do n't like to be grabbed like that by surprise . reflexes , i guess . ricky : sorry . i just wanted to make sure that we understood each other . bianca : i think we do . [ knock on door ] marissa : hi . i 'm sorry . am i interrupting something ? ricky : no , no . actually , i was just leaving . thank you , bianca . thank you for clearing things up . bye . marissa : is it my imagination , or did i just walk in on a really uncomfortable moment between you two ? bianca : uh , no . it was just a little misunderstanding , that 's all . what 's up ? marissa : i 'm just worried about you . your office said you were here . is there any word about your mother ? bianca : oh . yes . yeah , they sent a tape . she 's been kidnapped . marissa : oh , my god , bianca . bianca : yeah , uncle jack and caleb are working on it , but i have n't heard a word . i 'm scared to death that something is gon na go terribly wrong . [ scene_break ] kendall : you are not serious . griffin : about wanting to kill ricky ? why not ? he 's ruined your life . he 's taken away your husband , the father of your two little boys , and now he wants to possess you like some prize at a carnival . kendall : i thought we talked about this . we agreed that we would find the proof that we needed , and then we 'd have the police help us . griffin : but what if we do n't find it ? what if it does n't even exist ? meanwhile , he 's torturing you . he 's ruined my life . he 's taken away my career , my reputation , my freedom . and now i 'm hiding out in this house like some trapped animal , and i could still go to prison ! kendall : ok , griffin , when i said i wanted to kill him , i was speaking out of frustration . ok ? i was being emotional . griffin : and i 'm sick of having to watch you go through it ! i 'm sick of all of it , ok , and i might be in a position to do something about it . the longer this goes on , the more danger you 're in . nobody knows where i am . i 'm a ghost . if i get the chance to do something about -- kendall : would you stop it ? all right , stop ! ok ? you talked me out of killing once . remember when i wanted to smother david in the hospital ? now it 's my turn . i will not let you do this . i swear , i will go to the police if you think about making this mistake . griffin : you would n't do that . kendall : do n't try me . [ scene_break ] caleb : [ grunts ] do n't try to move him . wait till the paramedics get here . j.r. : all right . i 'm just checking his pulse . ok , he 's breathing . what about erica ? caleb : i do n't know . jackson ? ! jack : i found her ! i 've got her ! i think she 's ok ! [ siren ] jack : you hear that ? that 's help , help on the way . you all right , honey ? all right , we got to get you out of here . can you stand up ? erica : i think so . oh , jack . jack : i got you . j.r. : just take it easy , pal . you 'll be at the hospital in a minute . erica : i want to get out of here . jack : yeah . yeah . you should wait for a stretcher , though , honey . erica : no . no . erica kane is gon na walk out of here on her own two feet . jack : all right . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hey , they found erica . apparently there was an explosion , but she seems to be doing ok , and i 'm gon na meet my dad downstairs . ryan : oh , my god , that 's -- ok . madison 's about to come out of recovery , so will you just tell everybody i 'm happy that they 're ok ? greenlee : yeah . ryan : all right . hey . hi . how are you feeling ? madison : my baby . where 's my baby ? ryan : she 's in intensive care . she 's a tiny little thing , but she 's fighting really hard . madison : go away . scott : madison , i -- madison : i ca n't deal with you right now . i just -- i want my baby . [ scene_break ] marissa : is there anything i can do to help ? bianca : i wish there was . everyone 's gone off to deal with it , and i 'm kind of left here in the dark . marissa : did they call the police ? bianca : no . no . she said not to do that , that they would hurt her . uncle jack and caleb are working on it . they think they have a lead as to where she is , so they 're looking for her now . i do n't know what i 'm gon na do if anything happens to her . marissa : let me stay here with you , ok , at least until you hear something . [ phone rings ] bianca : ohh . yes ? oh , god ! thank god ! ok , i -- yeah , i 'll be right there . oh , they found her . she 's alive . they 're on their way to the hospital , so i 've got to go . marissa : ok , yeah , go . i will lock up . [ scene_break ] kendall : griffin , listen to me . i know how frustrated you are , ok ? you 're hiding out here , you 're unable to help the people that you want to help , but you can get your life back . i know that . killing ricky will only end everything that you 've worked so hard for . griffin : it may come down to it , kendall . that may be the only choice . kendall : that 's not true . we are so close . we 've convinced ricky that i 'm falling in love with him . we 've got him to drop his guard . just a little bit longer , and we 'll get all the proof that we need , however long it takes . please , griffin . please do n't do this . do not go after him . that is not who you are . griffin : he 's taken away who i am . kendall : that 's not true . it 's not . he has taken away a lot of things , but not everything . [ phone rings ] kendall : hello ? is she all right ? oh , god . oh , that is great news , jack . thank you . yes , yes , i will be right there . they found my mom . griffin : is she ok ? kendall : yeah . she 's on her way to the hospital right now , but jackson thinks that she 's gon na be fine . so this is good . griffin : that 's great . i wish i could be there with you . kendall : i will get back as soon as i can . i promise . swear to me you will not do anything stupid . griffin : i never do anything stupid . i 'm way too clever for that , remember ? kendall : you know what i 'm talking about . last time you made me a promise , you ended up in ricky 's hotel room this close to being caught . griffin : but i was n't . kendall : swear to me . swear on something that means everything to you . griffin : that may mean a couple different things . go . your mother 's waiting for you . [ scene_break ] e.m.t . : i palpated his neck before applying the collar . no step - off noted , no signs of trauma . gross motor deficits times four . frankie : bp ? e.m.t . : 80 palp , and he 's tachy , maybe sliding into shock . frankie : all right , let 's get some pictures on him and get a neurologist down here . caleb : doc , what does all that mean ? frankie : i 'll explain later . but for right now , he 's unconscious , slightly responsive . i ca n't tell you anything outside of that . once i have my pictures and an opinion from a neurologist , ok ? sorry . jake : hey . jack : hey . jake : hi , guys . how are you feeling ? erica : : i 'm not really sure , to be honest . jake : i just ca n't believe that you 're both in this explosion . jack : it was so intense . it blew a wall right out . i found erica here under a pile of rubble . jake : do you know where you are right now ? erica : of course , i do . this is pine valley hospital . and you 're jake martin . you 're tad 's brother . jake : how 's your head feeling ? erica : i really have a whopper of a headache . i 'm dizzy when i stand up . jake : do you remember the actual explosion ? erica : no . not really , no . i really just remember waking up and seeing this handsome face . jake : any nausea with that ? erica : no . just a headache . jake : all right . what i 'd like to do is get you in for an mri as soon as possible just to make sure , ok ? and do n't leave this place without letting me check out that eye . jack : yeah , come on . you go with him . i 'll wait here for you . erica : oh , my darling jackson , what would i do without you ? jack : go . get checked out . erica : ok . jack : hey . greenlee : i 'm so glad you 're ok . what happened ? jack : caleb figured out where they were keeping her , but when we got there , it was booby - trapped : a bomb . the kidnappers -- whoever the hell they are , they got away . greenlee : how is erica ? jack : she 's going to get an mri right now . greenlee : but she 's gon na be ok ? jack : yeah . yeah , i think so . kendall : hi . how is she ? jack : hey . she 's getting an mri right now . she got pretty rattled . she 's a little dizzy , trouble remembering stuff , but i think she 's gon na be ok . kendall : all right . good . do they know who did this to her ? jack : no idea . the cops are working on that . kendall : all right . when can i see her ? greenlee : i think she 's supposed to be back pretty soon . did you hear about madison ? she had the baby . kendall : no . what , is she -- greenlee : she 's 28 weeks . there was a minor car accident , and once she started labor , they had to take the baby . she 's in intensive care . kendall : oh , god . ok . after mom , i 'll go and see her . greenlee : i think she 'd really like that . after everything that you went through with ian , hearing what you went through and how you got through it all -- it 'll really help her . bianca : where 's mom ? kendall : hello . jack : hey . jake : hey . here she is . erica : ah . hello , everybody . what a sight for sore eyes you are . bianca : you scared us so much erica : sorry about that , but i 'm here now . kendall : mom , are you ok ? erica : i think so , yes . i just wish that i could remember more about what happened . there are a lot of empty places in my memory . jake : she had a pretty good whack there . i 'm thinking it 's a concussion , a little posttraumatic amnesia . we could n't really get everything out of her that happened . jack : what can you remember ? erica : i -- i do n't know . i 'm just not sure what was real and what was a dream . i remember st. barts . and i remember walking into the rehearsal , and then -- i do n't know . all of a sudden i just -- i woke up , and it was this very strange place . jack : whoa . come here . just sit down here . excuse me . erica : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i 'm not gon na be much help , though . it 's because i do n't remember their faces . i did n't see their faces . jack : `` their faces `` ? there was more than one ? erica : i think so . i just -- i was mostly isolated , so i do n't know for sure . bianca : that 's ok . we 're just so glad that you 're home safe . jack : yeah . erica : oh , jack , i 'm so sorry . they made me make that horrible phone call , and the video and -- i 'm sorry . i just -- but i love you . i love you so much . [ scene_break ] [ rustling at door ] griffin : oh , my god . i was just leaving . chavo : please , ok ? mi abuela -- she needs help . griffin : your grandmother ? chavo : she 's having trouble breathing . griffin : then you should take her to the emergency room . chavo : she wo n't go . she 's not legal . look , i told her you were a doctor , that you were living here . griffin : i told you not to tell anybody about that . chavo : you helped me . you fixed my arm . you 'll help her , wo n't you ? please . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . marissa : hey . come here . have a seat . did you hear the news about erica ? scott : yeah , yeah . they were bringing her in the hospital when i left . asher got hurt , too . they think it 's pretty bad . marissa : did somebody call j.r. ? scott : he 's there . he was involved with erica 's rescue attempt or something . i do n't know . marissa : are you ok ? scott : madison 's baby came early . marissa : oh , my god . that 's , like , really early , is n't it ? is the baby ok ? scott : it 's touch and go . marissa : then why are n't you there ? why are n't you with madison ? scott : i thought i 'd maybe get her some food or something , you know ? something that -- the truth is she does n't want me around . [ scene_break ] madison : where is she ? where 's my baby ? ryan : it 's ok . it 's ok . she 's still in icu . madison : when can i see her ? ryan : that 's gon na be up to the doctors . she 's really tiny . madison : i ca n't believe she came so soon . ohh . ryan , i 'm not ready . i do n't have a crib . i have so much to do to get ready . ryan : it 's ok . it 's gon na be ok . you 're gon na have lots of time , ok ? do n't worry . it 's all gon na work out . she 's gon na be here for a little while . but do n't worry about that , because they 're taking extra good care of her here , ok ? you do need to rest . you need to rest , so that you can get strong for her . madison : is she pretty ? she 's beautiful , is n't she ? ryan : of course , she 's beautiful . she looks like her mom . madison : i want to hold her . i want to hold her so much . ryan : ok . the doctors say you can hold her soon . ok ? but first , you need to rest . madison : yeah . yeah , i 'm tired . wait , ryan . ryan : i 'm right here . i 'm here . madison : take care of our little girl , ok ? make sure she 's ok . ryan : i will . i promise . [ scene_break ] marissa : i 'm so sorry . i know how you feel about madison . scott : the baby . with the baby coming so soon , i want to be there for her . you know ? i want to help her through it . marissa : i wish i had an answer for you . you know if there 's anything i can do , i 'd help . scott : i know , and i appreciate it . i really do , but this is my mess . i got to clean it up myself . [ scene_break ] griffin : [ speaking spanish ] asi . esta bien ? chavo : she 's better ? griffin : yeah . yeah . she 's gon na have to keep that on her at all times , all right ? i know you guys ca n't afford it . we 'll work something out . so i thought you did n't speak english . chavo : sometimes it 's just easier not to . griffin : right . i have somewhere i need to be going . so , soon as she catches her breath , you two take off . ok ? hey , who the hell are all these people ? chavo : they 're family , some friends . they all need help . griffin : i told you not to tell anyone that -- all right . i 'll see them , but one at a time , ok ? [ scene_break ] frankie : all right , the good news is there 's no sign of fractured vertebrae , but the neurologist thinks there may be some spinal cord compressions . caleb : what does that mean ? frankie : there 's potential for paralysis . it could be temporary . [ scene_break ] jack : are you feeling any better ? kendall : ok , i think mom 's a little more rattled than she wants us to know . she seems really distant . bianca : yeah , i noticed that , too . like , it takes her a moment to register things . jake : a concussion will do that to you . i just had one . just give her a couple days . her head will clear up . kendall : what about her memory ? she says most of what happened to her is a blank . jake : yeah , a concussion is where you bruise your head , so it takes everybody a different amount of time to come back from that . bianca : do you think she 's really ready to go home , then ? jake : she was insistent . and when erica kane is insistent about something -- right . kendall : we know . jake : most i can do is bed rest for her , so i say , `` go home to your own bed . `` it 's fine . i 'll make sure jackson keeps an eye on her . bianca : thanks . greenlee : i have to get back upstairs to ryan . jack : listen , thank you so much for stopping down and checking on us . erica : yes , that was so sweet of you , greenlee . greenlee : um , i 'm glad they found you and that you 're safe . erica : thank you . greenlee : feel better , and welcome home . jack : yeah , speaking of which , what if i take you home ? what do you say ? erica : those are words i 've been dying to hear . kendall : hi . mom , i love you so much . bianca : me , too . erica : and i love you , kendall and bianca . jack : ok , come on . let 's get out of here . let 's get you home . jack : so , i bet it feels good to be home , huh ? erica : oh , jack . it 's everything i could ever wish for -- this and you . jack : come on , let 's get you to bed . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so what are you doing for him ? frankie : the neurologist wants to start him on a drug program , one that 's shown a lot of promise in the past with spinal cord compressions like this . caleb : what does this drug do ? frankie : it raises his blood pressure significantly . caleb : that does n't sound good . frankie : it 's the line we have to walk . but the more blood we can get circulating in any damaged area , the more healing can be done . now , this has shown remarkable recovery in the past . i 'll have the neurologist give you the details , ok ? j.r. : thanks , frankie . caleb : thank you . j.r. : let 's not get ahead of ourselves till we hear from the neurologist , then . caleb : yeah . you 're a mess . j.r. : what 's that ? caleb : you 're bleeding . j.r. : so i am . caleb : better go get that looked at . j.r. : no . it 's fine . i 'll clean it up when i get back to the house . caleb : i 'll call you when the neurologist shows up . go get that looked at . j.r. ? thank you for helping save him . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm gon na go check in with the doctor . [ scene_break ] bianca : by the way , i had to tap - dance with ricky earlier . he came back after he found out i lied about the whole leak at the hotel . kendall : what did you tell him ? bianca : that i was worried about you , that i thought he was going too close too fast , that it was n't healthy for you . kendall : all right . did he buy it ? bianca : yeah , i think he did . ricky : hey . there you are . kendall : hello . ricky : i heard the great news about your mom . looks like our prayers were answered . kendall : yeah , they were . ricky : everything ok ? kendall : um , bianca just told me about the little white lie that she told you to get you away from earlier . ricky : she explained her reasons . bianca cares a lot about you . kendall : my sister has always been my biggest protector . bianca : we look out for one another . ricky : and you 're lucky that you have each other . kendall : yeah , we are . thank you for understanding . but i told her that she did not have to protect me from you . [ scene_break ] jack : must feel awfully good to be back in your own bed , huh ? erica : you have no idea . jack : oh , i think i might . you 've made my dreams come true to have you home . erica : you made my dreams come true , too , jack . jack : ok , listen . you get some rest . doctor 's orders . [ scene_break ] erica : why do n't you answer me ? answer me ! i know there are two of you ! i want out of here ! let me out of here ! let me out ! let me out ! [ scene_break ] jane : erica kane 's bed . how classy is this ?
scott , greenlee and ryan stand vigil at the hospital while they do surgery on madison to take the baby . kendall reprimands griffin for going to ricky 's room . ricky confronts bianca for sending him on a wild goose chase to get him away from kendall . jack looks for erica in the rubble . caleb yells for asher and finally finds him in the rubble . jack finds erica ( or so he thinks ) in the rubble . she comes to and is glad to see him . jack checks to see if erica is hurt . j.r. arrives to help caleb to get asher out . the doctor tells the little group that the baby is awfully premature . scott takes the blame for madison 's accident . greenlee offers her help to the doctor and madison . ryan , greenlee and scott see the baby in a incubator and notices how little it is . kendall questions griffin if he had found anything in ricky 's room . griffin tells kendall that ricky had pictures of her on his computer . bianca admits that she had made up the story to keep him away from kendall . kendall tells griffin that she wants ricky to pay for what he had done to zach . marissa stops by bianca 's and finds ricky there . marissa asks bianca if there is any word about erica . kendall is against griffin trying to find out more information about ricky . j.r. arrives to help caleb rescue asher from underneath the rubble . both asher and erica are taken to the hospital to be checked out for injuries . bianca gets a call that erica has been found . kendall also receives a call that erica has been found . kendall orders griffin not to do anything stupid . at the hospital , erica is checked out by jake and is asked questions if she knows who he is . seeing his name tag , erica tells him that he is jake martin , tad 's brother . madison is brought out of surgery and sees scott . she orders him to go away . madison tells ryan and scott that she just wants her baby . kendall assures griffin that they are so close on getting all the proof that they need on griffin . erica acts as though her memory is sketchy about what had happened to her . greenlee comes to check on jack 's condition . greenlee also asks about erica .
evelyn : of course , you 're going . you love europe . celia : right now , it 's just not a good time for me . evelyn : why on earth not ? celia : because i 've met someone , and he 's amazing . i think i 'm falling in love . [ scene_break ] pete : so , basically , trying to revive cortlandt electronics looks like a pretty stupid plan . frank : yeah . intangibles are all that 's left , ip rights to some of the designs . the brand name may still carry cachet . but you 're gon na need a boatload of money if you want to relaunch the company . pete : venture capital is so easy to come by these days . who can i tap to fund this ? [ scene_break ] dixie : so , did you speak to adam about jr staying here to recuperate ? brooke : yes , i did , and absolutely adam agrees that this would be the best place for him . dixie : i 'm just afraid that this room might be a trigger for jr . brooke : well , at the same time , because it 's familiar and there are so many people who care about him , maybe it will be good for him . dixie : i hope it 's good for aj . brooke : are you worried ? dixie : well , yeah . i mean , jr did n't recognize him at first . brooke : i think that having a therapist in the family will come in handy . dixie : i do n't know . i 'll do the best i can , but i think those guys have a long road ahead of them . brooke : well , what i dread is having to tell jr that adam put me in charge of the company . [ scene_break ] jesse : [ sighs ] angie : anything ? jesse : no , not yet . angie : four eyes are better than one . jesse : come on . there ca n't be that many freight trains passing through a town twice a day . [ scene_break ] marvin : are you crying ? uri : cut ! what the hell are you doing ? cassandra : [ crying ] i ca n't . uri : you 're not in mood ? you have headache . cassandra : no . please . just let me go back to the strip club . uri : you will do as you 're told . let me help you . when we start to roll , imagine you are with your boyfriend , the love of your life , a movie star you have fantasized about , because if you do n't , then imagine you are in a room with vlad and no one can hear you scream . are we clear ? cassandra : [ nods her head ] [ scene_break ] pete : caleb did a hell of a job on dad 's company . thank you , frank . i 'll let you know if i find an angel to fund this . frank : good luck , pete . pete : thanks . david : hello , pete . pete : dr. hayward . i heard they let you out . david : ca n't keep a good man down . pete : excuse me . i actually have to get going . david : actually , you might want to hear what i have to say first . [ scene_break ] celia : i should have told you sooner , and i 'm sorry . evelyn : sweetheart , why did n't you come to me with this ? celia : because i was afraid you 'd look at me like you 're looking at me right now -- confused and in shock , like i 'm some overdramatic teenager on the cw or something . or worse than that , that you 'd tell me that my guardian would n't approve , like i 'm too young , or it 's impossible . evelyn : celia , all i want is for you to be happy . celia : then please , please just try to understand , evelyn , how much this means to me , how much pete means to me . that 's his name , pete cortlandt . and he is so cute and so smart and really funny , and he 's kind of weird but in a really interesting way , and he makes me laugh all the time , and he even bought me flowers . how is that for mr . perfect ? evelyn : mm - hmm . so you were sneaking out to see him ? celia : i know that was wrong , and i totally get it , and i was gon na tell you , i swear . but , please , evelyn , please just try and get how much that pete means to me . europe ca n't happen right now , because i have to stay here with pete . you do understand , do n't you ? evelyn : i 'm sorry , sweetheart . celia : we can still go -- just later . and maybe then pete can come with us . evelyn : no . the decision has been made , and we leave tonight . [ scene_break ] david : i 've been reading up on you . cortapps , silicon valley rock star . well , that 's a hell of a success story , petey . pete : yeah , it 's pete , and i 've read up on you , too . david : well , that 's all in the past . i 'm all about the future now , and i think that we can help each other . well , at least , i know that i can help you . pete : really ? that 's rich . david : [ laughs ] it 's funny that you should say that , because i happen to be very rich . i could n't help but overhear that you 're looking for an investor for cortlandt electronics . well , today 's your lucky day . looks like you found your man . [ scene_break ] bianca : honey , you know that what hunter and those kids did to you has nothing to do with who you are . it 's about them , their issues -- miranda : i get it , mom . bianca : okay , i just -- i just want to make sure you 're okay . miranda : why ca n't you just understand that i 'm fine ? i 'm dealing with everything . bianca : i 'm proud of you . miranda : no , you 're not . you 're scared , afraid that i 'm not gon na continue the grand tradition of the strong , fearless , in - your - face kane women . bianca : that is not true . i want you to be happy and -- to know i 'm her for you . you know , it 's -- it 's not easy to go it alone . i 'm glad you have aj to talk to . miranda : you have n't heard . aj 's dad came out of his coma . [ scene_break ] jr : you know , my son is n't the only person i need to rebuild a relationship with . from what i understand , i was a real asshole to pretty much everybody that ever cared about me . i 'll probably spend the next year or so making amends to half of pine valley . cara : well , i did n't know you very well , so i ca n't really say , but it looks like you 're getting a second chance . jr : yeah , marissa wo n't . i mean , david wants to wipe me off the face of the earth for killing his daughter , and i ca n't blame him one bit . cara : how can you defend him ? he shot you , jr . he put you in a coma for five years . jr : well , i certainly ca n't condemn him , not when i basically did the same thing . only i did n't take just five years from marissa that night . i took the rest of her life . cara : but what happened with marissa was an accident . you and david fought over the gun , and it went off . jr : yes , and she 's dead . cara : but you did n't intend to kill her , unlike david , who looked you in the eye , he pointed a fun at your head , and he shot you . he wanted you dead . what he 's done to you , what he 's done to others , it 's ... jr : so , you and david hayward -- a lot of tension there . any reason ? [ scene_break ] bianca : awake ? after what he did to marissa , the hell he put us through . miranda : aj said his dad does n't remember anything about that night . bianca : typical . never in his miserable life has jr ever taken responsibility for the pain he 's inflicted . he just blows up people 's lives and then moves on as though nothing happened , or , better yet , now he does n't remember . miranda : it sounded like he was really sorry . bianca : oh , trust me , he 's not . jr wanted marissa dead , and he always gets what he wants . now she 's in the ground , and he just gets another chance ? honey , i do n't want you anywhere near him . miranda : he 's aj 's dad . bianca : he 's toxic . miranda : but aj 's my best friend . he 's having a hard time going through all of this , too . i 'm not just gon na check out on now . bianca : i 'm sorry , sweetheart . i am , but jr has already done way too much damage to our family . miranda : it 's not just about jr , mom . it 's about aj , too . and if he needs me , then i 'm gon na have his back , just like he had mine . bianca : jr killed the woman i love . miranda : i 'm sorry , mom . look , i loved marissa , too , but i 'm not bailing on aj . bianca : okay . let 's not talk about this right now . i wanted us to have a nice afternoon together and -- miranda : you know what ? i have to go . i have a lot of homework . [ scene_break ] celia : i ca n't live like this -- taking orders on how to live my life from some guardian who wo n't even show his face . evelyn : celia , going away is for the best . celia : i have him . evelyn : you have to pack , and i suggest you start now . celia : evelyn ! [ breathing heavily ] [ scene_break ] pete : so you want to invest in cortlandt electronics ? david : why not ? you 're looking for an angel investor . i 'm looking to spread my wings , so to speak . pete : sounds more like a deal with the devil . david : it 's very simple , pete . i can help you , you can help me . pete : help you how , exactly ? david : well , i 'm hoping to rebuild my life here . pete : well , what about your practice ? david : [ chuckles ] well , not a lot of hospitals are putting ex - con attempted killers on staff . pete : and why come back to pine valley ? david : i have my daughters buried here . they are the only family that i have , so medicine is out , at least for now . cortlandt electronics might be the fresh start that i 'm looking for . pete : i only work with people that i trust . david : i doubt that very much . a great business deal is a mutually beneficient one . your father understood the true value of quid pro quo . i assume , with your success , you do too . look , it comes down to this . you want ce to go big , right ? well , i can make that happen for you . pete : i 'll think about it . david : i expect nothing less . [ shake hands ] i 'll be in touch . pete : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] jesse : one train , one town , two stops . where the hell is it ? angie : when i think about what they 're doing to her ... jesse : she 's gon na be all right ? angie : is she ? you saw amy , her eyes , what they to her . that 's happening to cassandra right now . [ groans ] jesse : hey . we 're gon na bring her home . we 're gon na bring her home . [ scene_break ] uri : time to move . do n't go diva on me . you were not that good . listen , lastochka . this is your new life . embrace it . you better try hell of a lot harder , or next time we make it snuff film . cassandra : [ crying ] [ scene_break ] celia : i did n't know what to do . we 're supposed to leave tonight . pete : i 'll take care of it . celia : how ? pete : trust me , you 're not going anywhere except with me . i 'll make sure of it . [ scene_break ] jr : [ grunting ] brooke : i spoke to your father this morning . adam said to give you his love , and he 's sorry that he could n't be here . jr : i 'm just grateful he 's letting me recuperate at home . thanks . you know , i just want to get back to a normal life as quickly as possible . that includes work . chandler enterprises without me for the last five years -- i doubt i 've got a lot of catching up to do . dixie : [ clears throat ] jr : what 's up with that look ? it makes me feel like i 'm missing something . dixie : oh , it 's nothing important . jr : the look says otherwise . brooke : there 's plenty of time to discuss it when we get home . jr : no . we have time now . mom , brooke , please tell me . dixie : when you were running chandler , it went bankrupt . jr : what ? dixie : adam has spent the past five years rebuilding the company . that 's why he 's gone so much . jr : oh , my god . what was wrong with me ? chandler enterprises is everything to my father . he built that from scratch to make sure his children had a legacy . i mean , why would i ... ? okay , yes . okay , i screwed up , and i screwed up royally , but i am back now . and i can help dad make chandler better than it 's ever been . okay , that 's the least that i can do . there 's more ? brooke : [ sighs ] jr , with adam traveling so much , he put me in charge of chandler . jr : great . great , then you can help bring me up to speed . brooke : i 'm so sorry , jr , but adam 's instructions were very explicit . no matter what the circumstances , i am to remain head of chandler enterprises . [ scene_break ] david : i was wondering who else was leaving flowers on marissa 's grave . i should have known it was you . bianca : i heard you got out . i have to go . david : bianca , wait a minute . we both lost someone that we love very much that night . now , regardless of what you think of me , would it really be so terrible to sit out in the sun and talk about marissa for a while ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] evelyn : good . you 're packed . well , i 'm sorry you 're not looking forward to this . do you have your passport ? yes , very good , because the chauffer 's here to pick up the things . young man , the bags in here are ready to be loaded into the car . pete : yes , ma'am . evelyn : celia , let 's go . pete : [ drops evelyn 's passport ] [ scene_break ] david : marissa loved beautiful days like this . bianca : cool breeze , hot sun . summer just around the corner . david : yeah . she should be alive to enjoy it . bianca : yes , she should . david : but instead ... i 'm sure you heard the news -- jr out of his coma . i wish to hell that that bullet would have done its job and killed the bastard . bianca : am i supposed to thank you for shooting him ? is that what you want ? david : look , i just know how much you and i loved marissa . bianca : loved her ? oh , you mean when you were n't lying to her or playing her or making her feel like everything else was more important to you than her ? david : i know . i know . i was n't exactly the perfect father . i made a lot of mistakes , but i loved my daughter , bianca , and she knew that . that 's why she kept giving me another chance . bianca : yeah , to break her heart all over again . david : you 're right . i 'm a first - class son of a bitch . that 's not exactly a secret , but that does n't mean i did n't love my daughter . bianca : i know . [ sighs ] david : i saw how much in love you and marissa were . the two of you had a beautiful future together , and now it 's gone , and there 's only one man to blame for that . [ scene_break ] jr : [ sighs ] cara : good luck with everything . jr : thanks . hey , listen , what i said before about you and david -- i hope i did n't speak out of turn . cara : oh , no . and you were n't wrong , actually . there 's definitely some tension between david and me , but i 'm actually going to be going to doctors without borders soon , so whatever we had , is going to be a distant memory . jr : you know , i could hear ... when i was in the coma . i may have looked like a vegetable , but i could hear . i know you did n't have a miscarriage or an abortion . your baby 's alive , and you do n't want david to know . [ scene_break ] pete : this is the last of the luggage . evelyn : oh , thank you . pete : now , before we go , do you have everything -- tickets , passports ? evelyn : i have my ticket . no passport , but i know i packed it , so it must be in here somewhere . but it 's not . pete : perhaps you left it inside . evelyn : i must have . i 'll be right back . celia : what ? what are we doing ? pete : getting out of here . celia : oh ! okay . pete : ready ? celia : yeah . [ engine turns over and revs ] [ scene_break ] jesse : twice a day . morning and night . it 's either rosemont or center city . angie : they could be holding her anywhere along the track . jesse : it 's not much , but we are one step closer to bringing her home . angie : [ moans ] [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ whimpering ] vlad : do n't get too comfy , princess . you 're working the pole tonight . tia : better get used to it . stripping and triple `` x `` are just the beginning . susan : are you okay ? cassandra : [ crying ] [ scene_break ] uri : business is good , but i want to step it up in center city . vlad : some old - school pimp 's had that territory for years . we move in , he 's not going to like it . uri : like i give a shit about some small - time mongrel who thinks he 's king of world . vlad : he 'll make trouble . uri : then we 'll get rid of him . [ scene_break ] ruby marie : get your lazy ass off that seat and go to work . sister mosley : well , greetings . i 'm sister mosley from the thankful pentecostal church . you 're just in time to join us for our prayer meeting . ruby marie : oh , well , thanks , but no thanks . rob : there you go , sister . sister mosley : the good shepherd will bless you . rob : ask him to bless the lottery ticket , too , sweet lady . sister mosley : oh , my sweet lord , can you hear me now ? i 'm asking you to bless this ticket in the name of my sweet jesus ! rob : amen . ruby marie : [ sighs ] the girls need that money 'cause the johns did n't show up . rob : well , i got to keep my rosy reputation just a - gleaming ' as friend of the needy so as people will talk about me . ruby marie : you keep throwing money at them widows , the only rep you 'll have will be folks saying , `` he died alone in an empty stable . rob : you watch your mouth , missy . i 'm billy clyde tuggle . i rule this bar .
miranda tells bianca that jr is out of his coma and aj is having a hard time with the situation . mirada thinks that jr seems sorry about shooting marissa but bianca wants miranda to stay away from jr and aj because jr is dangerous . miranda refuses to stay away from aj because he needs her right now and she intends to be there for him . celia tells evelyn about pete and insists that she ca n't go to europe and leave pete because she thinks she is falling in love with him . evelyn tells celia that she has no choice in the matter so she better start packing her bags . celia calls pete to fill him in on what is going on and later he shows up at bramwell hall dressed in a chauffeur 's uniform to take evelyn and celia to the airport . pete hides evelyn 's passport and when evelyn goes back inside the school to look for it pete puts celia 's suitcase in his car and pete and celia ride away before evelyn has a chance to stop them . brooke and dixie arrive at the hospital to take jr to the chandler mansion to recover and brooke tells jr that when he ran the company five years ago the company went bankrupt sand adam has spent the past 5 years rebuilding the company . brooke also tells jr that is why adam is constantly traveling on business trips . brooke also tells jr that adam left her in charge of the company and gave her orders not to let jr work at the company .
jamie : that 's completely nuts . drop it . babe : your aunt phoebe , her connections , her money -- it could be a great life for you . jamie : and end us . that ca n't be what you really want , babe . babe : i want you to have what you deserve . jamie : damn it , babe , do i have to name everything we went through to be together , to maybe have a shot at getting little adam back some day ? babe : you gave up your dream for me , a dream that i never even knew existed . being a doctor -- that 's your future . jamie : no , you 're my future , my whole future , you and little adam . babe : no , i 'm not . i ca n't be . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . all right . what are you after ? j.r. : i 'm glad that you asked . clearer ? no ? maybe i should translate . [ kendall breaks away from j.r. 's kisses . ] kendall : no , i want to hear it in english . j.r. : ok . i want to hear you say yes . kendall : to you or to zach ? j.r. : to both . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] zach : it 's open . maria : may i come in ? zach : of course you can . [ scene_break ] [ splash ] jack : erica . erica ? erica ? you -- jack : erica ? no , no , no , no , no . erica ? erica ! captain , you 've got someone overboard ! erica , hang on , i 'm coming ! [ splash ] erica : jack ? jack ! jackson , no ! jack ? jack , i did n't mean to make you -- oh . jack : made you look . erica : oh , how juvenile . jack : and i suppose your little trick was , what , sophisticated , mature ? erica : whatever . so i guess we 're even . jack : guess again . erica : i tossed the plant out the window . you ? jack : i threw a deck chair over the rail . erica : you sounded terrified . jack : you were terrified . erica : oh , do n't even pretend -- jack : no , no , no , now , you listen to me . this little trick of mine proved one thing . i know you better than anybody else , because i knew without any doubt that you would never , ever , ever jump overboard . erica : well , i might if you keep this up . jack : on the other hand , you were quite sure i 'd taken the plunge . erica : i was not . jack : yes , you were , too . you were freaked out . you thought i was out there flailing in those dark waves , drowning trying to save you . erica : well , i was worried -- a little . jack : a lot . because you love me . erica : and you love me . so . what do we do now ? jack : well , the facts of this case are clear . despite both sides presenting evidence to the contrary , we love each other . that makes the verdict quite clear . we 're both doomed . [ scene_break ] babe : you got kicked out of college because of me . jamie : j.r. screwed me over . babe : because of me . and you ca n't get into a college , and you ca n't find a better job , and we ca n't live in a nice apartment all because of me . jamie : we 're fine , babe . we 're fine . babe : my mother n prison , where i should be , and because of me , my son is being raised in that chandler mausoleum by j.r. and some strange woman . i have done enough damage to last 12 lifetimes , and i am sick of it . jamie : why dig all this up ? nothing has changed for us from this morning except that aunt phoebe 's sick joke of a will ticked me off . babe : jamie , i really think you should consider this offer . jamie : you want to prove that aunt phoebe 's right , that money is all that matters to you ? babe : you know me better than that . jamie : yeah , and you know me better , too . and i would n't kiss you off for any amount of money . babe : and i do n't want to be with a man who 's going to end up resenting me or even hating me , because i ruined his life . you have so much potential , jamie . please do n't just throw away your aunt 's offer . jamie : if i thought for a second – [ scene_break ] kendall : all right , flag on the play -- pushing . j.r. : can i help it if you make me crazy ? kendall : well , try . j.r. : is n't there an old expression about keeping the barn door closed ? kendall : after you 've gotten the milk for free ? j.r. , we promised we were just going to enjoy each other and sleep together , no strings . j.r. : i do n't see any strings . you see strings ? i do n't see strings . kendall : ok , well , when you tell me what to do , it 's more like a rope tied into a leash . j.r. : ok . what you off ? ok , you know what -- gear shift . i 'll stop trying to be the man to make love to you , and i 'll be your friend , only for a few minutes , but -- so get down with me , friend . how can i help ? kendall : take off . j.r. : you need space ? kendall : from you , definitely . j.r. : oh . what is this , is this rejection ? the one man who only wants what 's best for you , the man who would keep the barn door wide open ? the man who turned down ethan 's offer to give me back chandler enterprises if i 'd leave you alone ? [ scene_break ] maria : um , i feel like i owe you something . zach : no , you do n't owe me anything . maria : you 've been very honest with me , and i really want to repay that . zach : do you want a drink or something ? maria : oh , god , no . thank you , though . i 've had enough for a lifetime or two . zach : you found sam ? maria : yeah . yeah , we did , with a little help . zach : i 'm sorry i could n't hold on to him at the airport . maria : no , are you kidding ? you were so helpful with maddie . it was -- thank you . zach : so they 're ok ? maria : physically , yeah . we 've got a lot of work , a lot of work . zach : well , i wish i could help in some way . maria : yeah , fortunately , tad 's been very supportive . that 's been -- zach : that 's good , then . good . maria : um , there is -- zach : um -- maria : there 's , you know , something that you can do for us . zach : i 'll do anything just as long as it does n't involve sam or maddie . those kids hate me . maria : yeah , but you 're not to blame for any of that , and that 's one of the things that i wanted to tell you . zach : why do n't we just cut through this and just tell me what you came here to say ? i 've been expecting it . you came to say good - bye . and it 's time -- it 's past time that i got out of your lives forever , for sam and for maddie , and , you know , i should 've done that a long time ago . when i saw sam in jail , he was suffering . he was confused about his dad . maria : yeah , but you did what you thought was right . you told him that his dad was a really good guy , that he was a hero . zach : yeah , i screwed this all up , did n't i ? maria : no , no , i -- it 's not your fault . i let this happen . zach : and no one can get past this -- not you , sam , maddie , not while i 'm here to keep the wounds open . that 's the bottom line . maria : you 're right , that is , but our family had problems long before you ever came to pine valley . zach : and i made it harder for you . maria : sam and maddie both knew that edmund and i had hit some rough patches , and they knew -- you just ended up being the scapegoat . zach : come on . where 's all that honesty you promised ? maria : really , the kids knew that edmund and i were both changing , that my marriage was deteriorating . blaming you -- that was just the easy way . zach : i deserved it . maria : no , no . i failed my marriage , and i failed my kids . i 'm ashamed of myself , i 'm ashamed of edmund . but you -- i 'm really proud of you . [ scene_break ] kendall : ethan offered you chandler enterprises ? j.r. : yeah . i get the family business back if i said `` sayonara , kendall . `` kendall : but you refused the offer ? j.r. : i did n't like the deal points . i told him to stuff it . but you want to know what amazed me the most about this whole thing is the fact that he thought that if i took him up on the deal that he 'd get you back that way . kendall : i told ethan i would only marry him if he turned over all of cambias to zach , and he refused . j.r. : so on ethan 's love scale , you 're worth chandler enterprises , but all of cambias is `` no way `` ? kendall : sounds like it . j.r. : you see , the good news is , is that ethan does n't care if we slept together . i do n't know , he thinks that i 'm controlling you and that if i get out of the way , that you 'll just jump right back into his bed . kendall : you are n't the roadblock to that . [ scene_break ] jack : doomed to love each other , wedding or no wedding . erica : kidnapping or no kidnapping . jack : but what action do we take for the long haul ? erica : you could apologize . jack : so could you . you should . erica : you started it . jack : i did not start -- but i 'm big enough to start this , ok ? i apologize . erica : well , you have to be more specific . jack : i apologize for the crack i made about you holding on to maddie when she was a baby . erica , that was not just a low blow , it was in the dirt . erica : that was way over the line . that was horrible . jack : yeah , that 's why -- it was , and that 's why i 'm apologizing . i 'm very , very sorry i ever said that . erica : and you should be . apology accepted . jack : thank you . the `` sorry `` ball 's in your court . erica : i 'm sorry about zach . i never should have tried to get him to marry me , but i was desperate to save kendall . and i wanted to get back at you , and i regret it . jack : you mean you 're sorry ? erica : yes , i 'm sorry . your need to hear those words is so petty . jack : i know what that cost you . apology accepted . erica : jack ? jack : yeah , go ahead . anytime . erica : it 's your turn . jack : i do n't have anything else to apologize for . erica : well , you 're either kidding or you have a severe memory problem . you have nothing else to apologize for ? allow me to fill you in . greenlee and ryan , meddling in their marriage ? jack : i am not going to apologize for caring about my daughter . erica : and i 'm not going to apologize for caring about mine . jack : fine . erica : fine . oh , god . maybe kendall was right . jack : about what ? what did kendall say ? erica : our children are mostly grown up , so they should be allowed to screw up . jack : like us . erica : exactly like us . jack : well you know what , she may have a point . i mean , really , what have we accomplished in all this but driving each other crazy ? erica : exactly . wow . we have n't been very smart about this , have we ? jack : i 'll go so far as to say we 've been downright dumb . you know what they say -- `` do n't ever try to teach a pig to sing . you 'll only waste your time and -- `` both : `` irritate the pig . `` jack : exactly . so from here on out , greenlee 's and kendall 's lives are their own . erica : and our lives are our own ? jack : yeah , we just stay out of it . right ? erica : it 's too simple . it 'll never work [ scene_break ] kendall : i thought ethan knew me . j.r. : look i do n't want you worrying about ethan giving me chandler enterprises . what fun would that be ? i want to take it from him . i want to pry his greedy fingers off it , hit him when he least expects it , get chandler back with your help , not as trade for you . wow . you know , you need to really relax . these knots -- you 're going to go into spasm if you 're not careful . kendall : i 'll be fine . j.r. : there 's no doubt about that . you 're the strongest woman i 've ever known . spectacular . kendall : no , j.r . j.r. : yes , you are . kendall : no , i mean stop . my life is complicated enough . j.r. : i 'm here to reduce the stress , not add to it . kendall : all right , well , then level with me . are you falling for me j.r. , i guess there is no use in denying it . i have fallen madly , head - over- heels , crazily in lust with you . in fact , thinking our previous encounter makes me incredibly hot . but as far as love ? that 's for the naïve and the mentally challenged , and i thought that we agreed that love is for suckers . kendall : yeah . so ethan does n't -- he did n't care that i slept with you ? j.r. : ethan will forgive you like that , if he has n't already . kendall : but he wo n't forgive me if i marry zach . j.r. : will ethan forgive you , will he not -- why do you even care ? [ scene_break ] zach : i made plenty of mistakes . you did n't get yourself here on your own . maria : no , but it 's too bad i 'm the only one who can get myself out . zach : yeah , it 's too bad . maria : and you , you 're so damned honorable . zach : oh . that 's what you think , huh ? maria : yeah , well , you have your own strange kind of code of honor , you stick to it , so i appreciate all that you are . zach : you have very peculiar tastes . i 'll just keep that our little secret . maria : why are we always saying good - bye , for god 's sake ? this is like good- bye deja vu . and every time , it just -- it hurts more , i mean , than the last time . at the hospital when i found out that you and kendall were thinking about getting married -- zach : it 's not -- there 's not -- maria : no , na , la , la , la . you know what , i do n't want to hear it . it 's none of my business . i do n't want to know . so whatever 's between you and kendall 's just -- she 's very lucky , ok ? she 's a lucky girl . zach : but do n't think that it 's -- it 's not the same . maria : you know what , actually , this is not really deja vu because it 's – it 's sort of different this time . i mean , because we 're not saying goodbye because of edmund or you or me . i have to focus on my kids . i have to fight for my kids right now . maddie and sam have got to come before anything else . [ scene_break ] jamie : i took what you said seriously . i had to ride a while and consider everything . i made a decision . i do n't if you really going to like it , it 's the only to go . get the idea ? babe : yes . jamie : screw the money . it means nothing . but you -- babe : i thought for a second you 'd listened to me . jamie : oh , i listened . but i could never follow through with something that meant living without you . babe : and you 're sure ? you 're sure this is the right thing to do , the right thing for you ? jamie : hey , i do n't have a choice . do n't you get that ? we have to keep on like we are -- together . the only reason i walked out was because i was so damn mad at j.r. and aunt phoebe for giving him a new way to get us . babe : hey , she loved you very much . jamie : she picked the wrong way to show it . i 'm sorry she hurt you . it was cruel . babe : maybe if i had a chance to get to know her , things could 've been different . jamie : once aunt phoebe made her mind up about something , even if she was dead wrong , it was pretty hard to change it . but i 'm sure you would 've given her a run for her money . babe : it 's just everything that she wrote to be read at the funeral -- it was all so fun . jamie : yeah , 50 years after the fact . that 's how long it took for aunt phoebe to accept an apology or give one . even then , she nursed a grudge . babe : maybe if she just would 've known how much i loved you -- jamie : maybe in another 50 years . aunt phoebe was mainline , old philadelphia money . she could get her nose so high up in the air , it was -- babe : and look at you . you just settled down with common trash . shame on you . jamie : you 're amazing . you know the only thing that aunt phoebe did accomplish ? babe : she made the reading of her will one of j.r. 's all - time high points ? jamie : she made me love you more than i did before . who knew that was possible ? babe : no , you do n't . jamie : you put me first . you wanted me to seriously consider aunt phoebe 's offer , knowing that i 'd have to walk out on you . what kind of woman does that ? babe : just the softheaded ones , i guess . jamie : no . just the ones that no man should ever let go . [ scene_break ] kendall : you brought up my price tag with ethan 's marketplace . i 'm worth chandler , not worth cambias . but commodities , they do n't have a heart or a soul or a breaking point . ethan does . j.r. : and that 's what you want ? kendall : well , if i say `` i do `` to zach -- j.r. : you marry zach , ethan 's skewered . kendall : yeah . yeah , that -- that is the end with ethan . j.r. : but you still have n't decided to go through with it . what 's the downside ? kendall : i 'm a sucker . ethan has done horrible and stupid things . j.r. : he so does n't deserve you . kendall : yeah , but , j.r. , maybe i went too far with this whole ultimatum thing . i mean , maybe i put expectations on him that he ca n't possibly meet . j.r. : what are you supposed to do ? you supposed to lower your expectations ? kendall : no , you do n't understand . ethan loved me and accepted me when i never thought i could love again . j.r. : he was willing to trade you like stock . that 's love ? kendall : i ca n't just have everything my way . i mean , i ca n't decide who people should be and then freak out if they 're not that person . i did that with ryan , and now i 'm losing ethan because of it . j.r. : look , ethan blew it , ok ? he 's the one that blew it . just stop adding knots . take care of yourself for a change . kendall : ow ! that hurt . j.r. : well , just breathe through it , let go of some of that tension before that perfect little head of yours explodes . is that better ? kendall : yes . hmm . j.r. : hey , wait a minute . who are you calling ? kendall : ethan . the bottom line is i love him . [ scene_break ] erica : we ca n't swear off interference completely . i mean , look at the family we 're trying to put together -- you and me and greenlee and kendall and lily and reggie and bianca and miranda . jack : an active and unpredictable lot , i 'll grant you that , but remember , we 're only declaring hands off on the older kids . lily , reggie -- they 're not off the hook yet . erica : only lily and reggie ? jack : honey , if we want to survive , we need to let these kids find their own way . erica : yeah , but kendall ca n't marry zach . jack : hey , hey , hey , you 'll stay out of it . erica : and what about ryan and greenlee ? jack : if something like that happens , of course i 'm going to have to step in . that 's different . erica : you will not ! you 'll do nothing ! jack : i was just kidding . erica : were not . ok , i 'll put it to you this way . let 's just say that ryan and greenlee do split up , and greenlee decides to spin off with ethan . jack : stop . stop this , please , enough . you 're driving me absolutely crazy . erica : well , only because you are the most frustrating man in the whole wide world , and what frustrates me most about you is what i love most about you . jack : well , then you 're in trouble , are n't you ? erica : oh , tell me about it . you do n't do what i tell you . you 're your own man . and i happen to love you for it , but the fact that you enjoy it so much -- that makes me so mad at you , i could just -- hmm . jack : why do n't you concentrate on the loving - me part , huh ? erica : i do . i know that you 're there when i need you , and you 're very strong , you 're very dependable . and you do n't let me boss you around . jack : boy , you said that last through gritted teeth . erica : did not . [ jack laughs ] jack : did , too . you know , you 're pretty exasperating yourself , lady . you can charm anything that breathes when you 're in the mood . however , your moods are so damn changeable , nobody knows what to expect or when to dodge the fireworks . i ca n't tell you the number of times i 've wanted to wring your neck , but i have a feeling that only lily can count that high . erica : ok , will you please get to the loving part , tell me how wonderful i am ? jack : oh , you are wonderful . you are a rare and beautiful creature . you 're passionate , you 're intelligent , and you deserve the finest things that life has to offer . erica : there . i knew we could finally agree on something . jack : oh . as irritating as you can be -- and you can be irritating -- i got to tell you , i am proud , i 'm flattered that you want to share a life with me . because i love the fireworks when they 're yours . and lord knows you do make my life exciting . erica : and i do n't even have to try . jack : so , we agree ? no more interfering ? erica : no more interfering with our adult children . jack : that 's right . i also want to tell you how sorry i am for everything i said or did that caused you pain or unhappiness . erica : oh , jack , so am i. oh , jack . did we really just settle that ? jack : yeah , yeah , i believe we have . mmm , mmm -- oh , you know , there is maybe one more thing we should take care of . erica : no , jack ! jack , we were finished . we were in each other 's arms . but do you move forward ? do you even savor the moment ? no , no , you have to dredge up one more thing to cause trouble . now who 's driving who crazy ? jack : that 's `` whom , `` i think . `` who 's driving whom crazy . `` erica : oh , do n't make me kill you . [ scene_break ] maria : i should get going . zach : wait a second . i 'm sorry , about everything . i 'm sorry how this ended . maria : it 's funny . it 's all in the timing , i guess . zach : or lack of it . maria : yeah . i 'm really -- i 'm really grateful for every single minute . thank you for loving me , zach . zach : did n't really have a choice . maria : well , few women ever get a chance to be loved like that , even once in a lifetime , much less twice , and it certainly changes you . i would know from experience . i want you to know that i loved you so deeply and completely . i loved you with everything that i had and everything that i had to give . zach : i know . maria : ok . ahem . would you mind ? may i kiss you good - bye , please ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i am trying to relieve the stress , remember , so stop swinging from one extreme to the other . kendall : listen to me , ok ? this is n't some whim , j.r . i have to take action . i 'm stuck in this `` my way or the highway `` cycle , and if i do n't stop , my relationships wo n't have a chance . j.r. : and ethan 's not partly responsible for that ? ethan does n't give a damn about you . all he wanted was revenge on his father , and maybe that 's still in play . kendall : well , of course it is . he 's still angry with zach . j.r. : no , what i meant -- you know , forget it . kendall : well , come on , it 's not like you to hold back . j.r. : i ca n't help it . how important do you think this would be to ethan if zach 's offer was n't on the table ? i guess we 'll never find out , huh ? i do know one thing -- that 's it 's late in the evening , and you 're in no position to be making any rational decisions . these muscles do n't lie . kendall : all right , yes , i am exhausted , but i 'm -- j.r. : but ethan will be there tomorrow , and zach 's not going anywhere , either . take care of yourself . sleep on it , and whatever decision you want to make in the morning , go for it . kendall : i just want to be happy , you know ? j.r. : and i 'm behind that . and if this is what 's going to make that , then maybe i should get out of the way . kendall : what am i going to do with you ? j.r. : oh , the ways i could answer that question . kendall : no , i 'm serious here . you -- you remind me , like , i 'm back in high school , and you 're the new bad boy in class . j.r. : i 'm bad ? kendall : yeah , do n't pretend . you 're very bad . you 're very bad for me . j.r. : oh , that hurts me , kendall . kendall : do n't lie . i 've hung out with the bad boy before , and i should just run , but -- j.r. : i 'm irresistible ? kendall : yeah , you are , but you 're also very dangerous , and i know it . but i ca n't help it , i just -- i feel comfortable with you . i feel like i can tell you anything . j.r. : and you can . and you can do anything with me , which you pretty much already have . kendall : yes , i have . and i enjoyed every nasty , wild minute of it . j.r. : so it sounds like the bad boy is also the good boy ? kendall : you can be . i can get lost in you for hours . j.r. : well , i 'm glad to be of service . anything that you want , i 'm here for you , and anything that you do n't want , well , that is your decision , too . [ scene_break ] erica : why do n't you just make a list , jackson -- all the `` one last things `` that could possibly crop up to give us trouble . just give it to me in the morning , ok , because i am so sick and tired of thinking that we have put all our problems to bed , and then you think of something else . jack : you 're right . you 're right . let 's put our last things aside , and we 'll deal with them , you know , later . right now , let 's put ourselves to bed . what do you say ? all in favor , say `` aye `` ? aye . erica : aye . jack : great . more of that wonderful agreement . [ scene_break ] [ after enjoying lingering tender kisses from zach , maria cries and tries for more , but he pushes her away . ] maria : good - bye . [ scene_break ] jamie : j.r. ca n't stop us , ca n't kill our dreams . so we 're not rolling in cash . i mean , your mom had to scrimp along , right ? babe : scrimping would 've been high living for us . jamie : krystal made it fun . babe : i always had fun growing up . but then again , i was n't living in the chandler crosshairs with j.r. after me and -- hey , you 're not playing fair . jamie : i 'm not playing . i love you , babe . j.r. ca n't change it , aunt phoebe ca n't buy it . it 's yours . [ scene_break ] erica : ok . ok , i guess i can take it now . what was that one last thing you had on your mind that you wanted to tell me before you allowed me to distract you ? jack : ok , ok . but you have to promise me -- no temper , no fireworks . erica : my goodness , jack , what is it ? jack : erica , will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] babe : dr. jamie martin . what could sound better than that ? jamie : mrs. babe martin . that 's much better . [ scene_break ] [ lying in bed next to j.r. , kendall remembers . ] zach 's voice : you and ethan , you could have a future together , maybe even a happy one , but only if you walk away from me . j.r. 's voice : so on ethan 's love scale , you 're worth chandler enterprises , but all of cambias is `` no way `` ? kendall 's voice : ethan has done horrible and stupid things . the bottom line is i love him . ethan 's voice : this is n't a dream . it 's real . and we are going to have the most perfect and wonderful life together . [ scene_break ] [ ethan knocks on someone 's door . ] ethan : i know . last person you expected to see ? i need your help . i wo n't lose kendall . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] zach : hi . kendall : hi . zach : what happened ? you all right ? kendall : yeah , yeah , i 'm fine now because i have the answer to your marriage proposal . [ next_on ] lily ( to adrian ) : i 'm here to see my boyfriend , and it 's not you . kendall : you still planning on going through with -- ryan : yes . keep your mouth shut , not one word to greenlee . erica : jack , our wedding , it has to be here . tony danes : it is our pleasure to give you the wedding of your dreams .
jamie tells babe that she is more important to him than phoebe 's money . at first , she argues and is afraid he 'll end up resenting her if she is the cause of his sacrifice . but he 's able to convince her that he is sincere and in it for the long haul . kendall and jr dance around talking about what their feelings about each other are all about . but he tells her she should not trust ethan . at that point , she goes to give zach an answer to his marriage proposal . jack and erica admit that they love each other but are both stubborn . maria admits what zach means to her but knows she can not get back with him because her kids come first .
erica : it 's not as if i 'm being selfish , myrtle . this is killing ryan , too . but he knows what needs to be done . yes , taking the baby this early from kendall is a huge risk , but not doing this is even a bigger risk . every doctor we have spoken to has said that this is kendall 's best chance for survival . so how can you agree with him ? how can you defend zach slater ? myrtle : darling , i did not defend him . i stated a fact . now , i know you do n't like zach , but he loves your daughter with all his heart . he loves her as much as we all do . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm going to have to leave for a little while , but i 'll be back soon . i know . you hate to see me go , but i got to fight for you and for spike . i wo n't let you down -- you or your son . but you 're going to have to fight , too , ok ? kendall 's voice : i 'm trying . i can hear you , but i ca n't touch you . i ca n't hold you . zach : do n't give up on me . you stay safe for me , and i 'll make sure your son stays safe for you . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . julia : hey . [ julia wheels a baby girl in a bassinet down the hospital hallway . ] ryan : she 's cute . julia : mm - hmm . her name is hope . ryan : hope ? well . you look like a hope . yeah . julia : um -- ryan , joe told me about the trial . ryan : yeah , i 'm on my way to the courthouse right now . i just wanted to stop by the chapel , you know , take a minute -- i want kendall to live . there 's no question . even if by saving her life , i 'm sacrificing my son 's . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'll protect your son . i promise . he 'll stay right here with you . kendall 's voice : thank you , zach . god , thank you so much . i really , really love you . [ scene_break ] erica : i was just so sure that jack would 've called to check in again by now . myrtle : you have n't heard from him ? erica : oh , no , he called . he called early this morning . he 's still in new york with reggie and the search team , and no word on lily . no leads at all , and i really thought that by now he would 've called with some more good news . myrtle : darling , lily , i know , is different from most people , but underneath all that she is a very tough kid . and do n't you ever forget it . erica : i 've just never been so worried in my life , myrtle . myrtle : i know , i know . erica : i mean , this innocent child lost in one of the biggest cities in the world . jack -- i mean , jack is just suffering more than i even ever thought possible . and now my beautiful kendall -- well , where is ryan ? i mean , we really need to get to the courthouse . myrtle : honey , you have had such a week . i -- i do n't believe some of it is really possible , but what you 've got to do is keep the faith . now , everything is going to work out and be exactly as it 's supposed to be in god 's good time . erica : but kendall does n't have any time , myrtle . why are you doing this ? why are you dragging this out ? we 've all been given a way to save kendall 's life . now , you say you love her . if you love her so much , why are you hellbent on -- on letting her die ? [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach ? is that you ? babe : kendall ? kendall 's voice : who is it ? babe : it 's babe . kendall 's voice : babe ? i do n't want you , i want zach . babe : you 're probably wondering what i 'm doing here right now , and i 'm kind of wondering myself . all i know is that i need to help you , and somehow i 'm in the unique position to do it . but you 're going to have to tell me how . this is so wrong . you should n't be here . i promise you if i knew that j.r. was going to plan something so harsh , i never would 've let you walk through that door instead of me . i 'm so sorry , kendall . i 'm sorry that this happened to you . it should be me in this stupid bed , not you . kendall 's voice : want to trade places ? you lie here , and i 'll be awake , healthy , decorating spike 's nursery , and spending actual honeymoon moments with my husband . can you help me do that ? babe : those building supplies were supposed to fall on me . he wanted to kill me -- my own husband . kendall 's voice : zach will take care of j.r. no way he 's getting away with this . babe : and now with the court hearing today -- i do n't know . kendall 's voice : `` court hearing `` ? babe : maybe i should just mind my own business and let zach and ryan fight it out . just let the judge decide whether to take your baby right away or wait . kendall 's voice : oh , my god , no . zach , do n't let them take my son . [ scene_break ] zach : i wo n't let anyone take kendall 's rights away . erica : is that what you think i 'm doing , taking away kendall 's rights ? i 've done nothing but try to protect kendall 's number one right -- the right to live . if you force kendall to carry this baby longer than is medically advised , you 're the one who 's robbing her of her rights , zach . you 'll be killing her . zach : i 'm honoring what she told me she wanted . erica : she could n't possibly have done that . she had no idea she 'd be lying in that hospital bed with this -- this most unimaginable choice . zach , please do n't do this . kendall needs those drugs . please -- please let the doctors help her . please . i -- i ca n't lose my daughter . zach : i do n't want to lose her , either . erica : then stop this . please stop this before it 's too late . zach : it 's not up to me , erica . erica : do n't do this . do n't pretend that this is kendall . my daughter would choose life . this is all you . myrtle : erica -- erica , that 's enough , now . now , listen , go and find ryan , take him to the courthouse . this argument is meant to be there , not here . erica : you 're right , myrtle . the judge will see things our way . myrtle : do n't let erica get to you . she 's terrified of losing kendall . zach : i know the feeling . myrtle : this is killing you . zach : yeah . but , myrtle , she wants this baby more than her own life . myrtle : yeah . well , you know what 's in her heart . zach : so what am i doing ? fighting for a signature on her death certificate ? am i doing the right thing ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i just do n't know if i 'm doing the right thing . julia : i do n't know if there 's a `` right thing . `` you love kendall . of course , you do n't want anything happening to her . but over the last few months i 've also had the pleasure of watching you fall in love with your son . ryan : i have . it 's pretty amazing , you know , because i have n't even laid eyes on the little guy , and i already love him more than i 've ever loved anything . julia : i 'm really sorry you have to make this choice . ryan : but there 's still a chance , right ? i mean , there 's a chance that if the judge rules for us to take the baby out now , that he 's going to be ok , right ? julia : of course , there 's a chance . i 've seen babies as premature as yours make it just fine . and i will swear to you that i will fight for him as if he were my own son . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm about to stand up in a court of law and demand that they withhold the one thing that could save kendall 's life . and if i lose her -- if -- myrtle : you 're honoring her wishes , darling . i -- i do n't know if your ears were burning before you got here , but i said to erica that you loved kendall as much as any of us do , as much as all of us do . and that was a little lie i told for erica 's sake , because i do n't know anyone who loves kendall as completely as you do . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach , i had no idea when you said you were going to fight for my baby you meant in court . please make them understand . do n't let them take my son . it 's too soon . babe : i keep hearing your voice in my head at fusion right before you got hurt . you said that you changed your mind about your baby . you could n't wait to be his mom . so maybe i should go down to the courthouse and tell the judge . it could make a big difference . kendall 's voice : yes , it would . please go , go now . zach could use your help . tell them how much i want my son . babe : but erica and ryan -- they think that saving you is the most important thing , but zach -- he 's ready to swear that you 'd rather die than risk your child 's life , and i can relate to that . kendall 's voice : good . so beat it , already . go save my son . babe : no , i 'm -- i 'm just not sure it 's my place to interfere . kendall 's voice : are you kidding me ? you are the queen of interfering . for once , butt in for the right reason , babe -- save my son . babe : i just wish maybe i knew you better , and then maybe i could guess what you 'd want , but i kind of have a knack for getting things wrong with you . i do n't know . i just do n't want to mess up on something this big . kendall 's voice : oh , she 's killing me . you 're killing me . babe : what am i even doing here ? it 's not like you can hear me , and if you could , you definitely would n't want me here . you 're in this mess because of me . i 'm sorry , kendall . kendall 's voice : babe ? babe ? babe , do n't go , please ! please , i need you . oh , my god . no . [ scene_break ] bailiff : all rise ! court is now in session , the honorable william g. o'connell presiding . judge : you may be seated . `` lavery vs. slater . `` i 've briefed myself on the basics of the case . counselor , if you 're ready to proceed , i will hear your opening statement . [ scene_break ] babe : julia , hey . i -- um -- i just came from seeing kendall and -- that 's not -- julia : it 's kendall 's son , the latest ultrasound . [ seeing the ultrasound of kendall 's baby , babe recalls their last conversation at fusion . ] babe 's voice : you have got it bad , do n't you ? kendall : yeah , i -- and i can feel all the big things . i really can , i can feel it all over . if something ever happened to this kid , i would breathe fire . i would do anything for him . i would give my life for him . i 'm a mom ! [ scene_break ] joe : fluid is building up inside kendall 's brain because of the bleed . and as this goes on , pressure builds , and the brain could be forced into the brain stem . if nothing is done to treat the condition , the brain will herniate . attorney : and she 'll die ? joe : yes . attorney : is there any way you can treat this condition , dr. martin ? joe : yes , with a high dose of a specific diuretic which will decrease the pressure on the brain . attorney : and why have n't you given kendall this drug already ? joe : because of the risk to the baby . because of the high dose that kendall needs , it could severely reduce her blood pressure , which would in turn decrease the flow of blood into the placenta , and that would compromise the life of the baby . attorney : so the baby would have to be taken from kendall 's womb in order to safely administer the drug ? joe : that 's correct . attorney : but is n't it too soon to take the child from his mother ? joe : it 's been successfully done before . ideally , yes , we would like to see kendall further along before taking the baby . attorney : have you ever , in your experience , seen a baby delivered this early and survive without complications ? joe : i have . attorney : is it common ? joe : no . in fact , it 's quite rare . attorney : and what are the odds that kendall 's baby will survive such a procedure , dr. martin ? joe : i ca n't give you an exact figure , but the -- the odds are not good . attorney : you 're a newlywed , is n't that right , mr. slater ? zach : yeah . kendall and i were married may 4 . attorney : did you have a church wedding ? zach : no , we were married on a boat . attorney : romantic . was it planned ? zach : no . attorney : and what was kendall 's mood when she agreed to marry you ? zach : she seemed pretty happy . attorney : a dream come true ? zach : i do n't know about that . it -- um -- it caught both of us a little off- guard . attorney : and why was that ? [ zach sighs ] zach : kendall was conflicted about some things in her life , and her -- her feelings for me was one of those things . attorney : and what else was she conflicted about ? zach : her baby . she thought about giving him up for adoption , because she did n't think she could be a good mother to him . she did n't think that she had what it took -- uh -- did n't have the love that he deserved . but when we were on the boat , she realized that no one could love that baby more than she does . attorney : did she talk about your role in her son 's future ? zach : yeah , well , we talked about it . i told her i 'd take care of her and spike -- that 's what she calls the kid , spike . um -- and i told her i 'd make all her wishes come true , and her biggest wish was for a healthy child . attorney : she said that ? zach : her exact words were that she wants this baby `` more than her own life . `` attorney : do you love your wife , mr. slater ? zach : i do . attorney : do you want her to live ? zach : more than anything . attorney : do you realize that what you 're asking this court to agree to -- letting kendall continue to carry her child in spite of her medical condition -- could bring about her death ? zach : i do . attorney : well , then why on earth would you make such a request ? zach : this is not about what i want . this is kendall 's choice . it 's -- it 's what matters . and if she had a voice , she would be here today to tell you that the baby should stay exactly where it is . but -- ahem -- but she ca n't , so i 'm going to speak for her , because i promised . [ scene_break ] babe : kendall ? i 'm back . kendall 's voice : babe ? is that babe ? babe : i was all set to leave , but i could n't stop thinking about what i would want if it were me in this bed . and i would want the doctors to do whatever it took to save my son , even if that meant i had to die . but do you feel the same way ? just give me a sign -- something , anything -- so i 'd know this is what you want . kendall 's voice : `` a sign `` ? my life is in babe carey 's hands , and she wants a freaking sign ? you know what sign i 'd like to give you , babe ? i 'd like to wrap my hands around that scrawny neck and squeeze until you squawk like a chicken ! babe : kendall ? kendall , you -- you did it , you moved your finger . [ scene_break ] livia : an impromptu wedding on a yacht -- very romantic . you and kendall must be crazy about each other . zach : that sums it up . livia : were you this much in love the first time you were married ? zach : no , the first time we were married it was a -- a business relationship . kendall agreed to marry me so i could sign over the casino licenses into her name . livia : and why was that necessary ? zach : i had a bit of a problem with the gambling commission . livia : so you married kendall the first time in order to save your business ? zach : yeah . livia : and did she ? did she save your casinos ? zach : she did . livia : mr. lavery , you applied for emergency custody of your unborn child , did you not ? ryan : yes , i did . livia : and you were granted it immediately , despite the fact that the child was still in his mother 's womb . is that correct ? ryan : yes , that 's true . at the time i had every reason to believe that kendall was going to put our son up for adoption against my wishes . livia : your honor , evidence that my client 's concerns are valid -- adoption papers signed by kendall , giving dr. greg madden permission to shop their unborn child to prospective parents . mr. lavery , was kendall aware of how important it was for you to raise your son ? ryan : yep . i -- uh -- i told her many times , yes . ahem . livia : and why did she refuse you that right ? ryan : whew . um -- madden -- dr. madden -- played on kendall 's reservations , convinced her that i was unfit to raise my son alone , and it got to the point where she would n't even listen to me , so the only way i could stop her was legally , legally stop her from giving my son to -- to strangers . livia : but mr. slater testified that kendall had a change of heart just before her accident . ryan : mm - hmm . i never had a chance to talk to kendall about that . every conversation that i had with her , she made it very clear that she had -- she had no interest in raising our son . livia : did kendall honor the court order ? ryan : she never saw it . when i went to her to show it , she was already gone . apparently , dr. madden had taken her to a -- a private facility that he had on an island where she could rest and give birth and put our son up for adoption without any interference from me . attorney : objection . your honor , the witness ' theory is speculative and assumes facts not in evidence . judge : sustained . livia : mr. lavery , do you love kendall ? ryan : yes , i do . i love her as one of my closest friends and -- um -- as my son 's mother . livia : do you want kendall to live ? ryan : more than anything . livia : do you want her to live more than you want your son to live ? [ ryan sighs ] ryan : i do n't know how to answer that . livia : i understand that this is very difficult for you , mr. lavery , but try . ryan : ahem . excuse me . i want my son very much , but not at the expense of kendall 's life . attorney : you say kendall is one of your best friends , yet it does n't sound as if you agreed on much regarding this pregnancy . is that fair to say ? ryan : actually , i said that kendall was one of my closest friends . i do n't think you have to be best friends to be close . but either way , we -- uh -- we had our differences . attorney : if you and kendall have n't been able to see eye to eye on what 's best for your child throughout her entire pregnancy , what makes you think you can speak for her now ? ryan : i love kendall , and i do n't want her to die . livia : excuse me , your honor . i 've just received some compelling new evidence , and with the court 's permission , i would like to submit it into these proceedings . i would also like to request permission to redirect mr. lavery . attorney : your honor , this is highly unusual . judge : i 'll look at the evidence . [ attorney sighs ] attorney : your honor , this is completely irrelevant . this is nothing more than a weak attempt by the plaintiff to smear my client 's character . judge : i disagree . i 'm going to allow the new evidence to be admitted . you may redirect your witness . livia : thank you , your honor . mr. lavery , do you know what this is ? ryan : no . i have no idea . livia : it 's a report prepared by a team of private investigators hired by erica kane . would you please read what that says . ryan : it says that `` zach slater has a lot to gain if kendall dies . `` livia : mr. slater , you own eight casinos , including the seasons east -- is that correct ? zach : that 's correct . livia : and your casinos , are they lucrative ? zach : they can be . livia : hmm . well , according to this report , they 've been bleeding money for six months , and you have dipped heavily into a substantial line of credit . zach : well , that 's the gambling business for you -- sometimes people get lucky , and they win . livia : if they keep getting lucky , you might end up bankrupt . zach : it 's not going to come to that . in the end , the odds are always with the house . we 'll be just fine . livia : would you mind telling the court what this is , sir ? zach : this is part of the paperwork that kendall and i signed when we decided to share the casinos . livia : please be more specific . zach : it 's a business partner 's life insurance policy . livia : so if one of you were to die , the business is insured against that loss ? zach : yes , it is . livia : and how much is the policy for ? zach : $ 10 million . livia : so if kendall were to die tomorrow , your financial difficulties would be a thing of the past ? zach : i 'm not sure what to say to that , livia . livia : well , you better say something , because you 're asking this court to take a big risk with the life that you claim to value so much . zach : kendall told me that she wants this baby 's life more than her own . this is what she wants . livia : no further questions . babe : he 's right . kendall wants to save her baby . she told me so . [ scene_break ] simone : hi , sweetie . it 's simone . dani and erin are here , too . erin : hi , kendall . danielle : hey , kendall . simone : you look like hell . kendall 's voice : how does such a tiny foot fill such a big mouth ? i 'm in hell , simone . simone : but you are in luck . i kind of thought that these peeps in here would care more about your blood levels than facial rehydration , so we are taking it upon ourselves to tend to your pores and your nails and your super - pale , pasty skin . danielle : what she 's trying to say is we 're here to pretty you up , boss lady . simone : thank god she 's out of it . thank god . she would absolutely freak if she saw how gnarly her nails are . danielle : how do you think kendall would look in glossy brick ? erin : um -- i think kendall will look really good if we painted her up like one of the dudes from kiss . [ laughter ] kendall 's voice : oh , do n't you even think about it . [ kendall laughs ] kendall 's voice : oh , god . i love you guys . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm not trying to hurt anyone , erica . i 'm just doing what i think is right . erica : oh , i have heard those words from you so many times . the problem is what you think is right serves one person and one person only -- you . ryan : somebody has to fight for her , zach . zach : someone is . judge : after hearing arguments from both sides , i 've decided to allow mrs. chandler 's testimony . babe : kendall and i , we -- um – we have a pretty chilly history , to say the least . that 's why i was completely blown away the day of the accident . she was in such a good mood , she even hugged me . she was so excited . attorney : what about ? did she say ? babe : yes . she said that she was looking forward to having her son . she went from having completely no connection with him to telling me that she would die for her child . attorney : she used those words . babe : kendall said that she would give up her life to save her son . that 's how much she loves him . attorney : thank you , mrs. chandler . no more questions -- babe : actually , i visited kendall this morning , and she wanted me to tell all of you how much she loves her son . livia : how could she possibly have done that , mrs. chandler ? kendall is in a coma . babe : i asked her to give me a sign , and she did . she moved her finger . [ scene_break ] danielle : so he steps off the elevator , and i 'm like jaw all on the floor . erin : oh , he -- justin is cute . danielle : oh , no , i do n't do cute . brother is fine . erin : oh , i 'm sorry . danielle : simone , how come you did n't tell me you hired such a gorgeous -- oh , no . come on , you promised no tears . simone : i 'm not crying , it 's just dust or something . and i told you about justin , ok ? danielle : hmm . simone : you just were n't listening because you were so into -- what was his name ? erin : ben -- simone : ben . erin : was his name . danielle : oh -- simone : ben . danielle : ben ? catch up , ladies , ben was last month . erin : oh , i 'm sorry . danielle : well , i ca n't even believe -- kendall 's voice : this is just what i needed . thank you . danielle : will you pass me the hand cream ? kendall 's voice : thank you for my friends , my family , for zach . please , god , i do n't want to die . erin : does justin wear a wedding ring ? kendall 's voice : i want more gossip and giggles with dani and simone and even erin . i want to make new memories with them , with my husband . but even more than all of that , i want a future with my son . am i asking too much ? can i have it all ? danielle : how do you feel about zach ? [ scene_break ] livia : mrs. chandler , your husband was arrested for the attempted murder of kendall hart , is that correct ? babe : yes , he was . livia : and if he is found guilty , he will be put away for a very long time . babe : i guess . livia : if that happens , who will get custody of your son ? babe : i would . joe : it 's possible that the movement detected by mrs. chandler in kendall was nothing more than a spontaneous muscle twitch . unfortunately , this kind of movement is often interpreted by loved ones as proof that the patient is somehow aware of her surroundings . livia : but in your professional opinion , that is not the case with kendall hart ? joe : highly unlikely . erica : i find it highly unlikely that my daughter kendall would confide in babe chandler of all people . i mean , this is the woman who stole my daughter bianca 's baby . kendall despises babe chandler . she would never confide in her , and she certainly would never embrace her . livia : what would mrs. chandler stand to gain by coming here and lying ? erica : only control of an entire cosmetics company . babe chandler has no experience working anything but a beer tap . she lucked her way into the position at fusion , and since day one my daughter kendall has been her biggest opponent . so by babe chandler coming here and urging the court to allow kendall to continue to carry her baby , she is pushing for my daughter 's death , so that she can have more control over the company . babe : that is ridiculous . attorney : objection , your honor ! judge : sustained . livia : mrs. chandler says she is here today on behalf of your daughter . erica : mrs. chandler is a lying bitch . attorney : objection ! erica : the woman they describe is -- is not my daughter , is not the kendall i 've known all these years . i mean , my daughter has adamantly told me on more than one occasion that she does n't want to be a mother at all . and she has told me repeatedly that she could never forgive zach slater for betraying her the way he did . livia : yet they were married . are you saying that kendall was somehow forced into this arrangement ? erica : my daughter could n't possibly have been in her right mind if she agreed to become this manipulator 's wife again . attorney : your honor , please . judge : ms. kane , i 'll ask you to stick to the facts of the case . erica : i 'm sorry , your honor . it 's just that it is very difficult to sit here and listen to zach slater say that he is speaking on my daughter 's behalf , when i know very well that the only thing he is after is this life insurance policy . and i 'm quite sure that he coerced babe chandler 's testimony in exchange for promising to keep her husband locked up behind bars . attorney : your honor -- erica : please , this is my daughter 's life we are talking about ! and i am so sorry that there is any risk to the baby , but i certainly will not sit idly by and -- and lose my daughter ! [ scene_break ] erin : kendall looks beautiful . simone : yeah , she does . danielle : you think we went a little heavy on the blush ? simone : no . no , she was just so pale . i wanted to bring some life -- danielle : oh , simone , do n't . you promised . simone : you know what ? i -- i ca n't do this again . danielle : i 'm going to go make sure she 's ok . erin : ok . you look great , kendall . do n't worry , it 's -- it 's the perfect amount of blush . would it -- it be ok if i -- if i said hello to my nephew now ? hey , little one . it 's your auntie erin . it 's nice to -- oh , my god . oh , my god , kendall , he moved ! he moved , that 's good . that 's good . ryan 's in a million little pieces about this . he loves you , and he loves his baby so much . and i 'm sorry , i do n't know what this must be like for you . but if you got any awareness at all -- no matter what happens , kendall , i 'm always going to be grateful to you , because you -- you saved my big brother . you and this baby brought him back from one of the darkest points in his life , and i 'm never going to forget that . thank you . [ scene_break ] judge : i would like to thank you all for your testimony today . i know it 's been an emotional morning . we 'll take a short recess while i retire to my chambers to make my decision . bailiff : all rise . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : hello ? you guys still there ? erin ? oh , no . what if you are there , and i just ca n't hear you ? what if i 'm dying ? spike ? spike , can you hear me ? your mom does n't want to die ! i 'm not ready to say good - bye . i want to see my friends again , my family . i have to see zach one more time . but if this is it , god , if dying is the only way i can save my son , i 'm ready to die . [ next_on ] [ alarm ] ryan : julia , what is that ? what 's going on ? julia : everyone has to be evacuated . erica : what about kendall ? well , i 'm not going to leave my daughter . dixie ( to greg ) : how could you bring tad into this ? why are you doing this to me ? greg ( to dixie ) : what difference does it make ? what are you going to do about it ?
the court hearing for lavery vs. slater is underway . erica and ryan testify that they never heard , and have no reason to believe that kendall declared her love for zach , nor that he wants what is best for her , nor that she ever decided she wanted to keep her baby . they say they must save her life first and foremost . they also establish that zach could collect a $ 10 million insurance policy of kendall died . so why would n't he make up a story that she told him she 'd die in order to save her baby ? babe , however , is the only witness besides zach , that knows that kendall wants to keep he baby . so she appears in court and testifies that she heard it directly from kendall . erica lashes out at babe and tells the court that babe would like kendall to die so that she can take over fusion and she 's probably cut a deal with zach to help him get his $ 10 million life insurance policy in exchange for his help in getting jr put away so that she can get sole custody of her son . the judge concludes that he needs to call a recess and will later come back with his decision .
[ jonathan sits staring at a photo of ava at the wedding disguised as lily when wildwind 's front door slams ] jonathan : did it help -- the door ? maybe i 'll try it . di : are you going to go off on ava , too ? jonathan , what is with you guys ? she was just at the wedding to have a good time ! jonathan : what 's with you ? this is -- that 's not ava . this is lily . wait -- what ? di ? was ava at that wedding ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] ava : you are freaking for nothing . i did n't break in . sean said that i could check out his uncle 's boat -- sean ! please tell him that you gave me your permission . aidan : i do n't care whose permission you got . all right ? it 's not jack 's boat anymore -- it belongs to adam chandler . you 're lucky i do n't call the police and get you arrested for trespassing . singer : i 've been checking you ava : how did you even catch me anyway ? singer : and i know that you want me to ava : are you following me ? aidan : oh , yeah . ava : you know , it seems like every time i turn around , you are right on top of me . singer : let 's get it on tonight [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 've given your best years to chandler enterprises , pine . i could never thank you enough for your tireless dedication . please , open the box . it 's a token of my appreciation for all your years of loyal service . just too bad it had to end . you 're no longer on this team , pine . pack your desk -- i want you gone . mr. pine : but , mr. chandler -- j.r. : you broke my trust , you stabbed me in the back , and i do n't do second chances . [ pine walks out of the conference room ] j.r. : any one of you double - cross me the way that he did , you 'll be out just as fast , and you can forget about the parting gift . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you certainly are your father 's son . [ scene_break ] kendall : ah . zach : hey -- kendall : hey . zach : what are you doing ? let me help you with that . kendall : oh , no , no , i got it . i got -- i got -- i got it ! zach : i thought pregnant women were supposed to sit on the couch and eat bonbons and let their husbands do all the work . come on . kendall : no , no -- zach , i said i can handle it . it 's fine . zach : what are you doing ? kendall : would you please stop asking me questions ? i have to do this alone . [ scene_break ] ryan : i realize it seems like a mistake , but actually , it 's -- it 's technically accurate . there are two mrs. laverys on this flight . greenlee : well , divorce is hard , so we figured let 's bring back bigamy . [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : who 's flying this flight anyway ? pilot : the co - pilot , mrs. lavery . greenlee and annie : oh ! oh ! ryan : oh . how long did you say this flight was ? greenlee : oh . i did n't realize . thanks for breaking my fall -- ryan : mm - hmm . greenlee : and for your arm . nothing like a strong , manly arm to make a girl feel safe . does anyone else feel nauseous from that turbulence ? do we have crackers ? pilot : i 'll have to ask you all to stay in your seats with your belts on . the flight 's expected to be a bumpy one . ryan : yeah , no kidding . pilot : i 'll do my best to navigate around those air pockets . ryan : thank you . greenlee : has anyone else been keeping up with my dad and erica 's maybe - maybe- not divorce ? juicy stuff . [ scene_break ] di : she was n't there , jonathan . ava wanted to go to the wedding , but , i mean , i talked her out of it -- not that it would 've mattered if she would have gone . jonathan : oh , man . yeah , she would 've -- she would 've showed up wearing a smile , and she would 've sampled the cake and then just probably faded into the woodwork . you 're right . oh , di -- huh . oh , man . you know , it was bad enough that greenlee had to ambush the reception . now , you add an ava to that madness and it -- [ jonathan laughs ] jonathan : oh . di : tell me something . why -- why does everyone always have to think the worst of ava ? jonathan : because she pollutes everything she comes into contact with . di : hmm ? jonathan : hmm , hmm ? you do n't believe me , do you ? ok . you saw how sweet lily was to me at the wedding . all right , i went to jack 's house to see her again -- completely different woman . she could barely stand to look at me . now , tell me that ava is n't bad news . di : try misunderstood , try lonely , try desperate , jonathan -- for someone to like her for her . i mean , if you 'd give her just half a chance , you 'd see that . and you may not want to hear this , either , jon , but ava is a lot more like lily than you want to believe . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ava : there 's really no need to follow me , love -- although , i really do like having you close by . aidan : hey , listen . i 'll stop following you , i 'll stop keeping an eye on you when you stop causing trouble . can i explain it any more simply than that ? ava : fine . trouble it is . [ phone rings ] sean : hey , what 's up ? colby : can you come over now , please ? sean : yeah . be right there . ahem -- guys , i 'm taking off . ava : ok . have fun corsage shopping . singer : the girls are out tonight the girls are out tonight ava : hey , can we finally cut the bs and call this what it really is ? come on , baby . i know that you love that i cause trouble -- - not because it just gives you an excuse to be around me , maybe you want to get in trouble with me , too . aidan : oh , yeah . ava : come on , aidan -- why ca n't you just admit it ? i know you want me . aidan : you really want me to admit what it is that i want ? ava : yeah ! aidan : i want to go back to that night i met you in that alley in philadelphia , and if i had the chance to do it all over again -- ava : what would you do ? aidan : i would cross the street right when i ended that phone call , so it 'd never give us the chance to meet . that way , you would never come to pine valley , that way , you would never even have got to know your half sister , lily . you know , i hate myself that i 'm the reason that you found lily , and i would never forgive myself if you hurt her . so if i could go back , i would avoid you like the plague . [ scene_break ] j.r. : dad , dad , dad ? you get a chair -- here . give my father a chair . here , please sit down . adam : this will do . ah . j.r. : could you get him some water ? second thought , some hot tea . would you like that , dad -- some hot tea ? adam : no , neither . i 'm perfectly fine . j.r. : well , how can you say that ? you just came from the hospital . he 's about to give me a heart attack knowing darn well he should be at home resting . adam : well , maybe you should get a jolt to the ticker , son -- get your competitive juices flowing . how many potential acquisitions have you lost lately ? this company as it stands right now is in need of serious life support . j.r. : oh ? how would you know that ? ah , your buddy pine . he 's history , so it 's going to be pretty hard for you to tank any future chandler deals with your insider on the unemployment line . adam : are you accusing me of sabotaging my own company ? [ scene_break ] zach : so what do you want to fight ? do you want to fight the bag or you want to fight me ? kendall : can i pick both ? zach : jeez . whoa ! ah -- this weighs more than you do . what 's in it ? kendall : you know what ? have you ever seen so much junk in all of your life ? i mean , look at this stuff . this is -- zach : this is great -- kendall : it 's disgusting . no , it 's gross . zach : how about this ? this is my favorite mug -- why would you want to throw that out ? kendall : i hate it now . zach : huh . so what happens ? spring cleaning comes around and you grow two heads or is this some kind of a female thing that i do n't know about ? kendall : ok , you know , i know we 're moving into a big house and everything , but i have way too much clutter , and i ca n't -- i do n't -- i do n't need it . i -- i do n't need this mess . zach : what happened ? hey . kendall : greenlee . [ scene_break ] ryan : you ok ? annie : yeah -- ahem . ryan : you hungry ? annie : hmm , not so much . ryan : now you know how i feel after a cup of your coffee . annie : hey ! ryan : no , i 'm just saying that , you know -- oh , look at the view . annie : oh . it 's gorgeous . greenlee : so , annie , whatever persuaded you to tag along with us ? ryan : actually , greenlee , annie 's not tagging along . i want her here . greenlee : well , no doubt , but i can think of a million better things for annie to do than watch us sign divorce papers . ryan : yeah , i bet you could . greenlee : i mean , do n't get me wrong -- it 's very sweet and -- annie : no , i was n't going for `` sweet . `` today is the first day of my honeymoon . just so happens my husband has to go to a beautiful tropical island to get a quickie divorce . hmm -- works for me . ryan : and it works for me , too . greenlee : oh . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ava : what is wrong , `` mate `` ? afraid i 'll blow your cover ? am i the only one in town that knows what a nasty little boy lurks inside ? come on , let him out , aidan . i 'll be sure to show him a really good time . aidan : that 's really good , ava , all right ? what cheesy movie did you steal that line from ? i 'd bag the dream of going to hollywood if i were you , because i do n't believe a word that comes out of your mouth . singer : la , la , la , la la , la la , la , la , la , la , la [ scene_break ] kendall : um -- zach : whoa . kendall : yeah . i -- i have the `` spring `` part down . i 'm still working on the `` cleaning . `` zach : can you leave that for a second ? i mean , i -- i understand greenlee 's behind the purging , but -- why ? what happened here ? kendall : after everything that she 's done since she 's been back , you have to ask why ? zach : yeah , i do because i -- i thought you were dealing with her coming back and crashing the wedding and everything , so i 'm asking you -- did she say something , not say something ? what ? kendall : i was looking for a pair of shoes in the back of the closet , and i found this balled up in the corner . it 's greenlee 's . she left it at work one day a few years ago , and i took it . this was back when i could n't stand the sight of her face . so at first , i took it just to make her mad and freak her out . i mean , she loved this sweater more than anything . but then the longer i had it , the more i actually started to fall in love with it , too . for the longest time , i had to sneak around and wear it so she would n't find out that i took it . and of course , our friend simone helped us with that . anyway , fast- forward to greenlee and kendall and the best friend years . she came over here one day , and she was looking through my things , and she totally busted me . and at first , i expected her to bitch me out -- she did a little bit . then she told me to keep it , said it brought out my eyes or something . god , zach , i loved her . i would have given her anything . i tried to , but i went about it all wrong . i ended up taking a lot more from greenlee than this stupid green sweater . i took her child , her dreams , her happiness . she has nothing , zach , and i 'm the reason why . and no matter how badly i want to make things better for her , there 's no way i can . it 's too late . [ scene_break ] annie : ahem . [ greenlee stares at a picture of a beach and imagines herself on it with ryan as the surf crashes ] greenlee : water 's freezing . i almost had a panic attack when my big toe hit the water . where 's annie ? ryan : she 's sleeping . what the hell was i thinking ? how could i have possibly let you go , greenlee ? i love you . i love you , and i tried to replace you -- hell , i even found somebody that looked like you . but annie is n't you . there is no other you . you are it for me . [ annie coughs ] ryan : you want some water ? annie : i -- i 'm -- i 'm just a little wheezy . i 'm fine -- ahem . i 'm just -- probably just allergic to something on the plane . ryan : you want me to get your inhaler ? annie : ahem , ahem . ryan : your inhaler 's not in the bag . you sure that you brought it here ? [ annie coughs ] annie : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] adam : thank you , ellen . you 're too kind . j.r. : way too kind , ellen . can you get that box from my office ? adam : you did n't have to kick her out -- unless you do n't want anyone to see how you treat the man you made you . j.r. : maybe i 'm protecting you . oh , what do you have left , dad ? you 've lost your job , your family . and do n't act like you do n't care . adam : nah . i have so little , and you have so much . j.r. : yes , i do . i have a son , which i love . i have -- hmm , let 's see -- your company . and the staff is completely revamped , and their loyalty lies with me . adam : yes , i 've witnessed what you think of loyalty . you spit on it . j.r. : hmm . ellen : here you are , sir . j.r. : you could just put that next to my father . adam : well , what is this ? j.r. : oh , it 's souvenirs , it 's keepsakes , memories from the good old days . you remember -- back when you cared about people and people cared about you ? adam : i should shove it down your throat . j.r. : i 'm my father 's son -- is n't that what you just said ? you survived that heart attack . but as far as this company 's concerned , you 're dead . adam : like hell i am . [ scene_break ] sean : oh , what 'd you do -- call me over to help clean your room ? colby : yeah , you should . this is all your fault . the prom -- hello ? i have been nonstop stressing about my dad and jenny for way too long . and the prom was supposed to be a great escape . sean : and what 's the problem ? colby : are you not looking ? i went shopping for a dress . they all looked so cute on the rack and then i bring them home , try them on -- butt - ugly , sean , every last one . no , i 'm serious . it 's not funny . i look wrong in all of them , i feel wrong in all of them . everything 's just wrong . sean : colby , it does n't matter what you wear . you 're beautiful . sean : uh , um -- i 'm sorry . i -- i ca n't , not after -- colby : `` not after `` what ? [ scene_break ] [ ava walks in and slams the door ] ava : oh , whoa . lily , i 'm sorry . lily : no loud , no loud . ava : dude , it was me . it 's cool . do n't worry -- i 'm sorry , it was an accident . lily : your mouth is down and you used too much force for that to be an accident . what 's wrong , ava ? ava : aidan devane , the royal pain . how annoying is he ? lily : is that a hypothetical question or are you actually asking me to quantify the amount of how annoying he is ? ava : that guy totally hates me . lily : he told you that ? ava : pretty much . i mean , i was just chilling at the yacht club and then he , like , comes up all in my face and he 's talking about how much trouble i am , how i 'm going to hurt you and blah - blah - blah - blah . i mean , ca n't people just get off my back ? lily : well , maybe you should count in primes . it always makes me feel better . ava : i do n't even know what primes are . lily : then put my hat on . you said it made you feel better last time you dressed up like me . ava : lily , that wedding was the best . people were so nice to me . i mean , of course , they all thought i was you , but , still , this is the first time since i 've been in this stupid town that i felt like i belonged anywhere . lily : you do belong . you 're my sister , and we should be together . ava : lily , are you really glad i came to pine valley ? lily : i 'm extremely glad . unfortunately , now i 'm also 3 minutes and 26 seconds behind schedule . i came home to have dinner , but i must report back to the office . i 'm putting in extra hours . ava : [ as lily ] i 'm 3 minutes and 26 seconds behind schedule . is that a hypothetical question or should i quantify ? loud , loud ! aidan , hi . your mouth is up . i like you , too , aidan . i like you very much . [ scene_break ] aidan : di -- hey . di : hey . aidan : before you say anything , i just want to say a couple of things . i know i ruined our lunch date today by arguing about ava , and i know you 've only got a few minutes to relax and grab something and go back to work . i 'm sorry , all right ? i just -- i want to see you smile again . i want to get back what we -- what we had before , which was great . we used to -- we used to be so adventurous and go sky - diving and -- and bungee jumping and -- we used to laugh , a lot . i want us back . i want you back . aidan : that 's my girl . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] jonathan : hi , lily . is it ok that i 'm here ? i do n't want to upset you . ava : [ as lily ] no , it 's ok . [ scene_break ] zach : do you remember having a conversation with me right before greenlee took off ? kendall : i was a mess then . i do n't really remember anything . zach : well , i was standing right over there , and i told you that i loved you . you were pregnant then , too , and you were blaming yourself for -- for greenlee 's life going up in flames then , too . so let me tell you what i told you back then -- you sacrificed everything for that woman . offering her a baby for a gift , that 's -- that 's not betrayal . kendall : right . well , i let her think that i was carrying her child when i knew that spike was my own . zach : and whose fault was that ? and who forced you into that ? you want to blame somebody , blame me . kendall : hmm , uh - uh . this is not about blame , zach . this is about me having everything , and greenlee having nothing . i mean , look at my life , zach . i -- i hit the jackpot when greenlee left town . i did . i mean , i have you , i have the most amazing husband in the world . i have a baby on the way . i have spike . i mean , the baby that i was supposed to create for greenlee is now ours . and we 're sharing it with the man that she loves . and -- and then ryan -- i mean , ryan -- he 's finally -- he has a daughter of his own now , with a woman that he adores . greenlee came back to -- to reclaim her life , and now , she has nothing . it 's as if she never even existed . i mean , can you imagine how she must feel ? and god knows what she could do . [ scene_break ] ryan : did you try it ? [ annie coughs ] pilot : you called , mr. lavery ? ryan : yeah -- my wife is having an asthma attack . we need to land -- we do n't have the medicine , and we need to land the plane . we need to get her to a hospital . pilot : i 'm sorry , sir -- we 're over water . it 'll take an hour . ryan : we do n't -- we do n't have an hour . we need to get help now ! you do n't understand . she could die . it 's going to be all right . ryan : look at me . look at me . you 're going to be fine . you 're going -- you 're going to be ok . all right ? all right ? i do n't under -- i do n't understand . what happened to the inhaler ? it 's -- it 's not in here . greenlee : hey let -- let me look at that . i have owned way too many purses in my life . if there is an inhaler in here , i 'm going to find it . ryan : greenlee , i -- i already emptied the bag . greenlee : i know , but sometimes , there 's a hole . there is a hole . ryan : are you kidding me ? you 're kidding . greenlee : if this works , i am so going to buy that -- ryan : please , please , please . greenlee : `` purse whore `` t - shirt i found online . yes ! ryan : you got it , you got it . great . great . greenlee : yes , yes , yes . ryan : ok , all right . you 're just going to take it . that 's it , that 's it . ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee did react badly , but -- zach : but nothing . you deserved a great life whether greenlee stayed in town or not . you did n't take anything away from her . you gave her a gift , and she threw it back in your face . what about you ? you were devastated , but you picked up the pieces , got on with your life . you turned out pretty good . you should n't feel guilty about anything . kendall : but i do . zach , i feel very guilty . i loved greenlee . and now , i love spike . and aside from you , he is the center of my world . zach : hmm . kendall : the thought of not having him and of not being his mom -- i ca n't imagine . if greenlee had n't left when she did , i would n't have my son . i was glad she disappeared . [ scene_break ] colby : quit changing the subject , sean . you said you could n't be with me after what ? sean : after what happened the night of your birthday . you know , i still feel like a total jerk for using you that way . hey , no more random hookups , ok ? i like you , and i like you way too much to disrespect you like that again . and as far as the dresses go , you 're -- you 're freaking out over nothing . colby : huh . yeah . sean : what ? you 'd look great in any of these . colby : i am so going to prove you wrong . [ while music plays , colby models dress after dress in front of sean ] singer : hey , girls , you know what i 'm talking about . do n't you know you got it . sitting in the closet but you still want it ca n't do without . up to the minute got see me in it . it still fits . i got a passion for fashion and such good friends now i got to make that impression , so what ? i got mine hooked all together . i just take on the world sean : colby , come on ! singer : you know what they say girls make it go singers : yeah singer : girls make it go singers : yeah you know what they say singer : girls make it go singers : hey , girls singer : girls make it go singers : hey , girls [ colby laughs as she and sean dance around the room ] [ scene_break ] adam : you remember this ? you drew this when you were 6 years old right here in this office building . six years old . you used to come to work with me on a fairly regular basis . you loved it . you 'd sit behind my desk , play with the phone , the calculator , and draw me pictures . i had such great plans for you , son . i built this company from nothing . you know that , from nothing . absolutely nothing . and i did n't do it for me , i did it for you and my children and my grandchildren , and i hoped that you would take over here one day . but not like this . i 'm going to take back chandler enterprises , and when i do , you pack your bags and get out . you 're the one who will be pitied . [ scene_break ] jonathan : again , i 'm very , very sorry about the last time i came over . how 's cambias ? ava : [ as lily ] i really like it . sometimes , my sister , ava , brings me lunch , and that 's the best part . jonathan : well -- i mean , i know that you have to be working with a lot of numbers , like you did at confusion . i bet you love that . ava : yes . you know , my sister , ava , is really misunderstood . she 's been on her own for a long time now . so she 's not the best at interacting with people , either . i just wish people would cut her some slack . jonathan : `` cut -- cut her some slack `` ? i 've never heard you talk like that before . ava : normally , i would n't use the term `` cut her some slack , `` but you know my sister , ava , has been teaching me some hip words to say , and phrases . hip -- hip -- i mean , cool and modern . not hip like the hip . jonathan : i love the way you talk . i think it 's perfect . i would n't change that . and do n't ever , ever act anything like ava . ava : why do you say that ? what 's your problem with her ? why is everyone so down on her ? jonathan : lily -- lily -- [ without realizing it , ava grabs jonathan 's arm then suddenly drops it ] ava : answer me . what 's the prob -- in my life skills class , we 've been practicing touching , but i still do n't like it . no touch , no touch ! [ scene_break ] kendall : what 's the matter , spikey spike , huh ? ca n't sleep anymore ? yeah , he 's not hungry . zach : ah , maybe he just missed his dad . kendall : hmm . you think that 's it ? was it your dad ? or is it your mama ? is it your mama and zach that you missed ? yeah , you little noodle . [ spike babbles ] kendall : yeah , `` mama , `` exactly . see ? i thought so . i thought so . sweet boy . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , when we land , i 'm going to buy , like , 50 inhalers -- annie : yeah . ryan : so you 're never without one , all right ? annie : thank you , greenlee . ryan : yeah , thank you . greenlee : i 've spent tens of thousands of dollars on purses in my lifetime . about time i got a return on my investment . annie : you did n't have to help me , and you did . and you just might have saved my life . i 'll always be grateful to you , always . [ scene_break ] sean : what 's wrong with that ? colby : wear this to the prom ? uh - uh . are you high ? sean : no , i 'm dead serious . look , wear this . you 'd be the hottest girl there . colby : oh . [ scene_break ] di : do n't forget the bottle opener , baby . aidan : i 'm on my way . di : ok . [ scene_break ] ava : [ as lily ] i think you should go now . i 'm tired , and i do n't want company anymore . jonathan : the life skills class must be working wonders for you . you just reached out and touched me on your own . ava : i should n't have . i was n't ready . jonathan : i 'm just so surprised that your teacher even recommended it . i mean , knowing how much you hate to be touched yourself . ava : i guess they thought it would be good for me . jonathan : well , when you and i took that class together , i remember how julia always stressed the importance of personal boundaries . ava : i know , but she thinks that i 've improved so much that -- jonathan : yeah , well , she does n't teach that class anymore . ava : well , i mean my new teacher . you 're confusing me , jonathan . [ scene_break ] adam : i gave j.r. fair warning . i told him that i was gearing up to take back chandler enterprises . he fell for it hook , line , and sinker . i am sure at the moment , he 's prepping his team to ward off our attack . he 'll never see it coming when cambias makes its move . you 've given my offer more thought , slater ? are you going to move in on chandler ? zach : yeah , i have . i will . adam : excellent . you wo n't be sorry . [ scene_break ] ryan : sorry about the scare . pilot : i 'm just relieved you found your medication . ryan : hmm . annie : actually , greenlee found it . greenlee : um -- where 's my luggage ? pilot : right this way . ryan : you ok ? you got awfully quiet . annie : i can see it now . ryan : see what ? annie : how you could fall in love with her . [ scene_break ] zach : getting rid of that , too . kendall : when i first saw greenlee and realized that she was back to stay , i was n't just afraid for ryan and for his wedding . i was afraid for me , for our family . and i still am . i wo n't risk losing any of it , not to her . i want greenlee gone . [ next_on ] erica : wo n't you join us ? jack : we 'd be delighted . barbara : what ? have you tried the bread , erica ? erica : oh ! ryan : signing those divorce papers killed me . kendall : i want greenlee out of my face and out of my life . zach : done .
greenlee , ryan , and annie board an airplane to an exotic island for ryan and greenlee to get a divorce . greenlee daydreams on the flight that ryan chooses her over annie . kendall goes through all her closets and gathers up all the things that reminds her of greenlee . zach comes home , and kendall fills him in on what she is doing . kendall reminisces of the days that she had spent with greenlee , but she decides that she wants greenlee gone once and for all . on the flight , annie begins to have an asthma attack and can not find her inhaler . ryan urges the pilot to land the plane as soon as possible , but the pilot tells him that they are over water and the soonest that they could land would be in an hour . greenlee insists that they let her look for the inhaler . ryan and annie protest , but greenlee wins out . greenlee finds the inhaler and gives it to annie . greenlee saves annie 's life . annie thanks greenlee for helping her .
tad : i wish you could see this , angela . `` camellias are pinkish , lilacs are bluish , but not to worry , doc . i 'm not feeling fluish . `` angie : ha ha ha ! ha ha ha ! tad : you mock the immortal words of alfred lord tennyson ? angie : i am pretty sure -- no . in fact , i would swear that tennyson never rhymed `` bluish `` and `` fluish . `` tad : shows you what you know . it 's a tough crowd . this stuff kills at home . angie : oh . so cara appreciates your unique sense of humor ? tad : oh , yeah . she loves me . angie : really , tad ? [ scene_break ] cara : what are you doing here ? jake : the hospital has a program . it 's for the supplies here for this clinic . cara : ok . thanks . jake : this tent is -- cara : it 's standard d.w.b . issue . jake : yeah ? cara : yeah . jake : it 's just so -- cara : déja vu ? jake : yes . it 's -- ahem -- like you and me all over again . [ scene_break ] brot : so what 's going on , chief ? is it about the baby ? jesse : no , no . the baby 's fine . brot : how are you doing ? jesse : ahh . i made peace with what had to be done . i 'm moving on . brot : i heard that . so what 's the problem ? jesse : oh , there 's no problem . it 's just that the family 's growing , and we decided to get another car , and we thought we might give the old one to you , if you want it . brot : are you serious ? jesse : yeah . all that traveling back and forth to see natalia ? and let 's face it . your hooptie is about on its deathbed , right ? brot : ha ha ha ! jesse : on top of everything else , i owe you . [ scene_break ] kendall : so have you talked to mom ? bianca : no . i wanted to give her some time with uncle jack . kendall : ok . good . so we 're gon na head over there and get the boys . bianca : just family , right ? nobody else ? kendall : nope . bianca : he 's not here , is he ? kendall : god , no . are you kidding me ? i would n't let him spend the night . bianca : i could n't sleep last night just thinking about you and ricky . it is such a dangerous game you 're playing with a murderer . kendall : binks , i know who ricky is , ok ? i can handle him . bianca : yeah , so can i. i 'm doing this with you . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , my god . did i dream it , or -- jane : pretty good , right ? erica : you even sound a little like me . jane : i can do better if i need to . erica : what is going on here ? what the hell is going on ? [ scene_break ] jane : i 'm erica kane . i ca n't believe that i did this . i am erica kane . oh , whoo - hoo ! ha ha ! jack : good morning , sleeping beauty . how you feeling ? did you have a good night 's sleep ? jane : oh , jack . i have n't slept like this in such a long time . jack : good . jane : i slept like a baby . i mean , now that i 'm safe at home -- to tell you the truth , i feel like a totally new person . when these horrible people , when they were holding me prisoner -- i will tell you , i just kept myself sane by thinking of this , about thinking of being here with you at home , safe at home . and now here you are , and here i am . this is like a dream come true . mmm . [ scene_break ] angie : jesse and i do n't keep secrets . i know you married cara to keep her in the country . tad : then i 'm sure , as my best friends , you also know how important it is that people think it 's real . angie : i do n't know how it looks , but it sounds very real to me . tad : how do you know i 'm not just a happy - go - lucky guy ? angie : i understand why you try to deny . it 's your brother 's ex - wife . but , tad , i do n't want you to get hurt . tad : you and everybody else . seems like everybody i know these days is worried about me and how i feel . and i got to be honest , angela . considering everything that 's going on , it 's the last thing i need . angie : is that because cara does n't share your feelings ? tad : no . it 's because cara still has feelings for jake . [ scene_break ] cara : i actually like being here , because it 's comforting . it 's familiar . jake : it is that . it even smells the same . cara : yeah -- minus mr. bilby , of course . jake : oh , my god , mr. bilby . i forgot all about mr. bilby . cara : how could you forget about him ? jake : whatever happened to mr. bilby ? cara : what happened ? the farmer . i gave him to the farmer . we `` gifted him `` to the farmer . thank you , by the way . jake : no problem . cara : let 's just say it was officially the worst gift that i ever received . jake : now , hold on a second . you do what you can when you ca n't find a jewelry store in southern sudan . cara : yeah , and it 's how i became the proud owner of a 100-pound baby wild african ass . jake : equus africanus is the donkey . just call him a donkey . cara : a 100-pound sick donkey . jake : that 's right . you nursed him back to health . you were very -- and i remember when you had that moment and you slipped with the -- you fell with the saddle that did n't -- we ca n't do this . cara : we 're not doing anything . jake : yeah , we are . we are doing it . cara : remembering -- you think that 's a bad thing ? jake : yeah , i do , because it 's turning into not just memories for me . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] ricky : hello ? kendall : hey . ricky : hi . i just stopped by to see how your mom 's doing . kendall : well , jackson said that she 's doing ok . she -- on the mend . she slept through the night , which is good . i 'm sure she must be exhausted . ricky : hmm . that is good . actually , you look like you could use some rest yourself . bianca : yes . yeah , my sister has been through a lot lately . ricky : which is why i 'm here . [ scene_break ] jane : ohh ! i want to go out . can we go out somewhere ? jack : honey , i 'd really like to see you take another day for yourself , get some rest . jane : oh , no , i do n't want to rest . i have so much i want to do . jack : erica , you were in an explosion . jane : i know . we were both in an explosion , but everybody 's fine . everybody 's not fine ? jack : no . asher . jane : asher . caleb 's son . jack : right . he was pinned by a beam . the doctors do n't know what kind of injuries he 's actually sustained . it 'll take a while before they know . jane : oh . jack , i never meant for anybody to be hurt in the rescue . jack : of course not . erica , this was n't your fault . nobody blames you . everybody is just very , very happy to have you home , especially me . what are you looking at ? jane : oh . i just ca n't believe that i 'm here in this beautiful penthouse -- my home with my things , and you . i just ca n't believe that i 'm here with you . i 'm gon na appreciate every single second . jack : good . i do have a couple things you 're not going to appreciate , one being the crowd of reporters waiting outside . jane : reporters ? really ? how many ? jack : lots and lots and lots . and of course , the police guard . jane : the police ? why are the police here ? jack : honey , you were kidnapped , remember ? we got you back without paying the ransom . it would be my guess they 're here to protect you . [ phone rings ] jack : ah . hello ? hi , jesse . no , i actually think she would be up for that , yeah . all right . we 'll see you soon . that was jesse . the police have a few questions for you . [ scene_break ] erica : where 's jackson ? i know if jack was here , he would n't leave without me . if you hurt him -- answer me . why do n't you answer me ? no , i do n't want food , damn it ! i want answers . [ scene_break ] jesse : so you never got even a glimpse of your kidnappers ? jane : no . they knocked me out . jesse : in st. barts ? jane : and when i woke up , i was in a strange room . i had no idea where i was or how i got there . jesse : can you describe this room for me ? jane : dark , four walls , a cot , horrible . jesse : and you said they communicated with you -- jane : yes , over a microphone . and their voices were distorted . so , look , i wish i could be more help to you . jesse : what puzzles me is why the kidnappers would wait so long to demand a ransom . jack : who knows , jesse ? maybe they got arguing about how much to ask for . jane : i personally wish that they had asked right away , because that was so hard , the waiting . i hated that . that was the hardest part . i just wanted to be home . home and -- jack ? jack : you know what , jesse ? i think maybe that 's all for today , huh ? jesse : ok . all right . i 'm glad you 're back safe , and we will find these people . i promise you . jack : thanks , jesse . jane : yes . thanks , jesse . it was wonderful to see you . jesse : uh , you , too . jesse : you 'll let me know if she remembers anything else , right ? jack : of course , i will . jane : listen , i should probably go talk to the reporters . i 'm sure that my fans were very worried about me , and i really need to let them know that i 'm doing fine . jack : so issue a press release . honey , you just got back home to us . jane : i know . that 's exactly why i want to really just live my life ! and does n't erica kane -- do n't i always get what i want ? [ scene_break ] angie : so cara admits she still has feelings for jake ? tad : she does n't have to . angie : where 's jake in all of this ? tad : you see , that 's a problem , because i do n't know . jake and i do n't really speak too much these days , especially about that . i know he 's in love with amanda , and it 's not like cara 's making moves on him . she does n't expect anything from jake . these are n't feelings that she wants . angie : sounds familiar . tad : marriage is ok . i mean we 're friends , and it works . god knows i 've had worse . the girls love having her in the house , i love having her in the house , but i 'm not a fool . i -- i know i could never expect it -- for it to become a real relationship . [ scene_break ] cara : the reality is you love your wife and your family , and i 've accepted that . yeah . jake : yes , i love them , of course . cara : i want you to remember me , jake . i want you to remember my place in your life , because the truth is i 'm always gon na remember us . i 'm grateful for our memories . we kept each other alive . jake : we did do that , did n't we ? yeah , we did . cara : are we cool ? jake : oh , we 're cool . we 're very cool . heh heh heh ! cara : ok . [ scene_break ] bianca : kendall and i , we 're gon na be leaving soon to see mom . ricky : great . i 'd like to come along , if that 's ok ? bianca : she 's actually been through hell these past few weeks . ricky : i understand . bianca : but she ca n't have a lot of visitors right now . ricky : erica and i have a very special relationship . bianca : i understand . maybe in a week , or two . kendall : uh , binks . ricky : no , no . your sister 's just being protective . kendall : yes , yes , i know . and we talked about the little lie that she told you to get you away from me , and we have reached a new understanding . right ? bianca : right . ricky : good . because i do have some experience dealing with people who have been through traumatic experiences such as erica . bianca : i 'm sure you do . kendall : bianca , could you call sandra , tell her we 're gon na swing by and get the boys on the way to see mom ? bianca : sure . ricky : i 'm not so sure about reaching that understanding . kendall : she just thinks we 're moving too fast , that 's all . ricky : is that it ? because i thought we were fine . kendall : we are fine . i told you . she 's going through a divorce , and she 's having a hard time trusting the whole love thing . ricky : i 'm not having a hard time trusting the whole love thing . and as much as i want to be alone with you , i think you should be with your family right now . kendall : i appreciate that . ricky : but when we do have that time alone , there 's something i want to give you . [ doorbell rings ] bianca : i 'll get it ! jane : but i ca n't stay long because there 's so much i want to do . hi , girls ! [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , my god , jake , that 's spectacular . jake : i 'm just -- i 'm not buying anything in this , necessarily . amanda : i promise to act surprised if you do . jake : hmm . i just wanted to maybe get you a little something to show you i was thinking about you and how much you mean to me . amanda : oh , honey . i love you , too . jake : yeah ? amanda : yeah . jake : there is something that i 'd like to give you , and i got it already set up , but you have to be with me to get it , to make it happen . amanda : ok . jake : yeah , but i have to show it to you in person . is that all right ? so we 'd have to go right now . amanda : ok . jake : cool . [ scene_break ] liza : hi . angie , may i have a word with you for a moment ? it 's very important . angie : yeah . sure . tad : here , baby , allow me . right there . so -- cara : yes ? tad : how was your first day at the clinic ? cara : it was good . it 's good , you know ? the place needs a lot of help . tad : then it 's a good thing they 've got pine valley 's best doctor on the job -- and do n't tell jake i said that . cara : hmm . ran into jake . tad : ohh . why am i not surprised ? cara : this sucks , you know ? the tension between you two ? tad : we 're brothers . it happens . cara : it 's happening because of me , and i hate that . tad : let 's be honest , ok ? we 're in a tricky situation here , but i understand you two . you were married . you were in love . you had a lot of feelings there , a lot of history -- maybe you still do . cara : the only thing that we 've got are wonderful memories , ok ? that 's it . tad : memories ? cara : yes . you must have great ones , too . with dixie ? tad : oh . huh . yeah , that 's fair . cara : ok . tad : although , i 'm sure they were n't as exciting as yours . cara : everyone said that you 're soul mates . tad : we were . cara : do you want to tell me about her ? do you feel like it ? [ scene_break ] erica : why would anybody go through the trouble to re - create my bedroom ? jane : [ distorted voice ] penne primavera , your favorite pasta . erica : no . jane : and the roses -- your favorite , as well . erica : you 're wrong . red is my color . jane : correction noted . erica : this was a lot of work . you did n't cobble this all together overnight . jane : i would love to hear your take on every moment that brought you to where you are now . erica : i know what you 're doing . [ scene_break ] kendall : mom , it is so nice to have you back . jane : oh , i 'm sure that you were both very worried , but you know what ? i 'm here now , and i 'm in this beautiful house . ricky : hi . jane : hi . i could n't be happier . jack : your mother does seem to be making a rather remarkable recovery . jane : jack is worried . but i just want to go out and really have a great time ! jack : hey . [ ian squeals ] jane : oh ! spike : yay ! you 're back ! miranda : we missed you ! jane : thank you . gabrielle : hey , you 're back ! bianca : you did n't need to bring the kids over . sandra : spike wanted his red wings hat . ian : i missed you ! miranda : come upstairs . i want to show you something . jane : oh , my . upstairs ? bianca : mom , are you ok ? jane : yeah . i 'm just a little overwhelmed , that 's all . kendall : they 're just so excited to see you , that 's all . hey , guys , you know what ? why do n't we go outside for a little while ? want to do that ? let 's go outside . come on , angel , let 's go . yeah , there we go ! 1 , 2 , 3 -- whee ! up we go ! ricky : i want you to know that i 'm here for you . jane : oh , thank you . i appreciate that . ricky : and whenever you need to talk -- jane : yes , of course . ricky : it 's part of my job being a minister . jane : oh , yes , of course . and -- and thank you . and i 'm sure that my family just appreciates you so much . ricky : i hope so , because , you know , kendall and i have gotten pretty close . i 've tried to take care of her . jane : and i hope that you still will continue to do that . ricky : i , um , i know how much kendall 's family means to her , which is why i 'm glad that you 're all here to be part of this . i ca n't believe what 's happened to my life in the last few months . i 've completely changed where i wanted to go and who i want to be , and it 's all because of you , kendall . i love you , and i want you to be with me forever . kendall -- kendall : ricky -- ricky : will you be my wife ? kendall : i was n't expecting this . ricky : it 's the surprise that i was talking about . i figured with your mom being back and your family being here -- jane : wow . there 's never a dull moment around here , is there ? ricky : it 's what 's in my heart , and it 's been there for a while now . kendall : ricky , i 'm sorry . this is just -- this is so sudden . jane : but it 's so romantic , and you have to answer the man . jack : oh , yeah , i have a better idea . why do n't we all give kendall a little space , so that she can absorb all this ? reverend , step this way . bianca : ok , this is insane . you can not let a murderer put a ring on your finger . kendall : actually , this is good . this is good , because he will trust me now , and he will let his guard down . bianca : it is too far . it 's too dangerous . kendall : he wo n't hurt me , ok ? clearly , he loves me . bianca : how many dead women have said that before ? kendall : bianca , just take the kids , go back to your house . bianca : no . kendall : bianca , listen to me . i want to keep the kids safe , ok ? please , just go . i promise you i will keep in touch with you and let you know what 's going on as soon as i have this whole thing figured out . bianca : ok . just be careful . kendall : i always am . bianca : ok , i will go take care of the kids . jane : i should throw you an enormous cocktail party , invite the entire town . jack : honey , kendall has n't said yes yet . kendall : you guys , do you mind ? i 'd like to just talk to ricky by myself . jane : oh . of course , sweetheart . but you just call me when you want to go public . kendall : ok . yeah . jack : bye . ricky : ok . so maybe i should 've waited . kendall : i know your heart was in the right place . ricky : question is , where 's yours ? honestly , kendall , i do n't know what i 'll do if you say no . [ scene_break ] jake : you know that 's the spot right over there that we ended up the night right before we renewed our vows ? i think we were in the middle of a very heavy make - out session . do people still say `` make - out -- `` amanda : when krystal came and broke it up . jake : and she 's like , `` you 're not supposed to be doing this ! not supposed to be together the night before the wedding ! `` amanda : but we so wanted to . jake : yes , we did . we did . amanda : when we renewed our vows in front of everyone , that was the best day of my life . jake : i want to give you more moments like that . i want to make that my promise to you . amanda : that 's so sweet . and does that mean i do n't get the diamond bracelet ? jake : ah ! you saw that . oh ! [ scene_break ] cara : may i ? thank you . she 's lovely . tad : yeah , she was . cara : ok , so you actually proposed to her in a chicken suit ? tad : oh . you heard about that one , did you ? cara : i did . tad : eh , guilty as charged . but i was a lot younger then , so -- cara : and of course , she accepted ? tad : oh , she had to . absolutely . i was irresistible back in the day . but all our memories are n't that nice . cara : but you know what ? that 's what makes you who you guys were . that 's what made you soul mates . tad : for soul mates , all i can say is we were apart a hell of a lot . you know ? then again , even when we were , we used to -- weird coincidence . we used to wish on the same star every year at christmas and never knew it . and we both said the same thing : `` together forever . `` that was sort of our promise together . i just -- could n't keep it . you know , i lost her , so -- [ scene_break ] jane : so many reporters and fans ! jack : yeah , i did n't think they 'd have the side entrance staked out . sorry about that . jane : oh , no , i should go back down . i should go back down and sign some more autographs . jack : honey , you signed plenty of autographs . you 've had a big day . why do n't you rest a little bit , huh ? jane : you know something i did just realize ? kendall 's gon na get married soon , too . jack : whoa , not so fast . jane : no , i just hope she does n't want a double wedding , because i do n't want to share the aisle with anybody but you . and our wedding should be big and splashy and all about us . jack : i thought we 'd agreed on a nice , small , simple ceremony . jane : a woman can change her mind , ca n't she ? jack : of course , as is her prerogative . but for now , you , come here . where 's your engagement ring ? jane : oh , my ring . yes , i 've been missing it myself . oh . so when was the last time that i saw it ? it was at the hospital . they took it from me at the hospital . jack : oh . jane : so we know it 's safe . jack : sure . jane : you are not gon na believe this , jack , but i am starving . jack : really ? i think that 's probably a pretty good sign , right ? jane : so do you think that you could -- jack : you do n't have to tell me what you want . i know exactly what you want . jane : you do ? jack : of course . grilled salmon and steamed spinach from verjus . jane : yes , yes . that 's it . jack : there 's one problem . verjus is closed today , as always . jane : oh . then what are you gon na do ? jack : you could get the crab cakes from krystal 's . jane : oh . that 's good . delicious . jack : really ? jane : yes . jack : ok . then i 'll go get those . jane : ok . thank you . you 're so good to me . and do say hi to krystal for me . is something wrong ? jack : yes . yes . you know -- when you left me at that altar , i was very angry with you . jane : of course , you were . i understand . jack : i turned to krystal . jane : `` turned ? `` you slept with her ? jack : no , no , i did not . i kissed her . it was not her fault . it was all on me . jane : well , you were angry at me at the time . so that does n't matter now . jack : really ? jane : really . i mean , i just want to live in the moment . and so whatever happened before does n't matter now . jack : you are amazing . jane : thank you . erica . [ scene_break ] tad : are you sure you 're ok ? angie : as ok as anyone can be after a conversation with liza . jesse : hey , baby . angie : hey , you . tad : anything new on erica 's kidnappers ? jesse : no . i went over everything with her again , still came up empty . heard anything from griff ? tad : no . and we do n't expect to until we can prove his innocence . jesse : i hope you can . tad : so do we . there 's my princess ! how was your dentist appointment , huh ? cara : hey ! let 's see those -- wow ! those are sparkling ! tad : she got a beautiful smile . just like your mother , huh ? come on . jesse : what 's the matter ? angie : liza was just here talking to me . jesse : what ? she 's following you , too ? angie : she said that she was worried about you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i love you , ricky , and i want to be with you . ricky : that means the world to me . but there 's a problem . kendall : the truth ? i feel like i do n't completely know you . ricky : then ask a question . kendall : it 's not that easy . i would n't even know which question to ask you . it 's like you 're withholding a part of yourself from me , and i want to know all of you . ricky : marry me , and i will bare my soul to you . [ scene_break ] jesse : i do n't know what liza 's up to . whatever it is , do not let her get to you . ok ? now i got to get back to work . i 'm gon na drop you home . come on . angie : jesse ? jesse : yeah ? angie : you 're absolutely sure there is nothing you 're keeping from me ? jesse : angela -- come on . [ scene_break ] kathy : no ! cara : let 's not begin the bad habits . kathy : my dad puts ketchup on everything . cara : that 's gross , right ? tad : even chocolate ice cream . cara : ew ! super gross . but you know what 's really good ? chocolate candy bars in his cereal . i 've seen that . you must 've seen that , yeah ? tad : you know what 's funny ? because i 've seen it , too , because i 'm not the only one that started doing it . cara : ok ! i 've learned some bad habits ! i guess that 's what happens when you 're married . tad : that 's exactly what happens when you 're married . ok , come on , you . time to get you to school . go on . kathy : my backpack ! cara : i got it . i got it . tad : oh . cara : you got everything ? [ scene_break ] [ while being held prisoner , dixie draws a star on the wall of her cell ] [ scene_break ] amanda : how about we take this home ? jake : i think i could just about make it to the car . amanda : well , if we do make it home , then i could give you a special surprise . jake : i love special surprises . what is the surprise ? what is it ? amanda : i just want to make you happy . jake : you do . you do make me happy . [ scene_break ] kendall : there is no question that i want to be with you . ricky : and i want to tell you everything , kendall , everything that you should know about me . kendall : you do ? ricky : is n't that what people in love do ? kendall : yeah . no secrets ? ricky : no secrets . ricky : kendall , say you 'll marry me . [ kendall accepts ricky 's engagement ring ] ricky : you have made me the happiest man in the world . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , stranger . jack : hello , you . krystal : do n't worry . i 'm not gon na jump over the bar and try to kiss you or anything like that . jack : that 's kind of too bad . i would pay good money to see you jump over that bar . i would . krystal : do n't tempt me . can i get you something to drink or -- jack : no . no , thanks . i actually just came here to pick up some of those delicious crab cakes for erica . krystal : she 's got you running around for her already , huh ? jack : krystal -- krystal : no , it 's ok . i 'll get that order in for you . i 'm happy for you . singer : i wan na go home i wan na go home [ scene_break ] jane : good morning , erica . you do n't look so great . erica : i figured it out . i know what you want , and you are insane if you think you can get away with it . you will never take over my life . never !
tad and angie take a walk in the park , arm in arm . tad , jokingly , tells angie that cara loves him . angie is surprised . somewhere in the world , an unknown person starts to make diagram on the wall . in the park , jesse and brot have a chat about the baby that had died . liza watches them . at a clinic , jake and cara relive memories of when they had worked together . at the slater house , bianca and kendall are relieved that erica is home and is safe . the erica imposter remembers how she has got the real erica imprisoned . she is rejoicing to be lying in erica 's bed and being treated like royalty when jack comes in with her breakfast . they kiss after she gives him a bite of strawberry . tad confesses to angie that cara still has feelings for jake although he is married to amanda . ricky visits kendall and bianca . jack fills erica in on asher 's condition . erica tells jake that she had n't meant for no one to get hurt . fake erica looks out the window and sees police cars outside . she is disturbed by the police 's presence outside of her condo . jack receives a call from jesse that he wants to question erica about her kidnapping . erica , in her fake room , yells for someone to answer her . erica gets food which she does n't want . looking through a photo album and remembering things that had been said , she knows what the imposter erica is up to . erica and jack visit kendall and bianca and find ricky there with them . erica is overwhelmed when miranda , gabby , spike and ian bound into the room and hug her . with everyone present , ricky drops down onto one knee and asks kendall to marry him . kendall is stunned .
greenlee : no ! stop ! stop the wedding ! tell me -- tell me you just asked why -- `` if anyone knows why this couple should not be joined in unholy matrimony , `` and let me rip ! kendall : go home , greenlee . ryan has already made his choice . ryan : greenlee , what the hell happened to you ? greenlee : your psycho bride happened . simone : do n't mind me . i 'm not a bride . ryan : kendall said that -- that -- greenlee : then you know it 's a lie ! ryan : she said that you signed off on all of this , that she apologized to you for kicking you out of fusion , that you guys made up , and you give us your blessing . greenlee : when did this little hug fest happen ? was that before or after she hip - checked me and locked me in the tower ? simone had to break me out . simone : greenlee 's telling the truth . i found her in the tower , like rapunzel with her hair cut off . minister : excuse me -- why do n't i leave you all to sort this out . ryan : do n't move , padre . there is still going to be a wedding . minister : well , i ca n't marry all three of you . ryan : like kendall said , i 've already made my choice . kendall : ryan , you wo n't be sorry . all the crazy things i did , i could n't lose you . thank god that you understand . you understand that it 's still not too late for us . ryan : greenlee , i 'm so sorry that you had to go through all of this . kendall : yes . so am i. i 'm so sorry , too , but you get it now , right ? you get it that ryan and i , we belong to each other . ryan : as i was saying , i 'm sorry that you had to take such a lousy detour to the altar . we can continue our wedding as planned . kendall : what ? no -- ryan , no ! no , ryan , you ca n't ! ryan : just watch me . you know what , better yet , why do n't you find a cliff to dance off ? this is the woman that i ca n't wait to marry , if she 'll still have me . greenlee : all i need is a bouquet . simone : come on , kendall . let 's cab it back to the airport , huh ? and when -- you know , the plane is waiting . kendall : no , no , no , no ! no , you do n't get to write me off just like that . i went through too much to get here . every single doubt , every single fear . i chartered a plane to go after you just to admit that i messed up . i was ready to beg greenlee to forgive me . i was even willing to share fusion with her . and then i show up , and i get the ultimate slap in the face -- you 're marrying greenlee . i mean , what was i supposed to do , ryan ? tell me , what the hell was i supposed to do ? ryan : simone , you want to give greenlee and i a wedding present -- get her out of here . kendall : no , ryan ! no , no , i will not let you marry greenlee , not when you just showed me that i 'm the one that you love . [ scene_break ] liza : j.r. , is it safe to talk ? j.r. : around here , you take your chances . liza : how are you ? j.r. : never better , and you ? liza : well , frankly , i 'm confused . j.r. : oh , is it something i can help you with ? liza : well , i thought i was helping you by giving you that information . j.r. : you showed me proof that my wife had a husband when we got married . quit pretending like you 're helping me . liza : my mother tells me the wedding plans for you and babe are still on . j.r. : yeah , you should have already received your invitation . liza : when are you planning on pulling the pin on the bombshell i gave you ? tad : what bombshell is that ? [ scene_break ] babe : you 're so good . paul , hey . paul : i 'm out of here . babe : wait , hang on a sec . paul : what ? what do you want ? babe : i -- i know that i 've been a big thorn in your side , but i just wanted to let you know that i 'm out of the troublemaking business . paul : oh . yeah , right . babe : you know , when i was in hard labor , you came storming in that cabin . i was so grateful to see you . i would n't have this baby if it were n't for you , paul . how can i ever thank you for everything that you 've done ? paul : you know what , forget about it , all right ? i was just doing my job . so what is she doing here , anyway ? babe : well , hold on a second . come here , pretty . she is just here , you know , the normal baby stuff -- checkups and vaccinations . i think i cry more than my little bess does when they stick her . paul : sure . right . well , i 'm just here to pick up a paycheck , so have a nice life . babe : wait , paul . i just needed to ask you one thing . paul : no . no more favors , babe . babe : it 's not a favor . i just -- i just need some help tying up some loose ends . paul : no . it 's never loose ends with you , all right ? it 's always a live wire that gets me right in the -- babe : well , i took care of our annulment , did n't i ? paul : after you married husband number two . babe : yeah . and j.r. found out about it , but you know what , he forgave me . it shows how much he loves me . paul : well , that 's -- that 's great . props to you . babe : now there 's nothing in the world that can wreck us . paul : that 's -- that 's sweet . you can go your way , i can go mine . babe : i 'm all for that , believe me , but first , there 's -- there 's one loose end that 's -- that 's driving me a bit crazy about the baby . paul : well , you 've already thanked me . babe : paul , you 're the only person that can give me the truth . i just ca n't believe what i want to believe anymore . i need to know for sure . tell me whose child my baby really is . paul : babe , you were totally wacked out up in that cabin . whatever you think you saw was a total -- babe : wait , whoa , whoa , the cabin ? the one where bianca and i gave birth ? what brought us back to that ? paul : well , what did you just ask me ? i mean -- babe : i need to know who my little girl really is . is she a chandler or is she a martin ? is j.r. the father or is it jamie ? what did you think that i was asking you ? paul : i do n't know with you , babe . babe : well , once i gave birth and you put bess in my arms , it all gets a little fuzzy after that . paul : that 's normal . you had a rough night . babe : yeah , but one of the fuzzies was i remember asking who the daddy really was . did you ever even tell me ? paul : look , i do n't really see why you care about this . i mean , you have the life that you wanted . babe : paul , if you told me then , you can tell me now . did you change the test results , or is j.r. really the father ? paul : no , i 'm not going to go through this with you . babe : fine , then , i 'll just order another test . then we 'll see for sure who the daddy really is . [ scene_break ] j.r. : there are some things your closest associate wo n't tell you . well , then there 's liza . liza : tad , you 're interrupting a private conversation . j.r. : does n't pull the punches , tractor beam straight to the jugular -- that 's the secret to her success . either way , she 's a powerful ally . tad : oh , yeah . liza as a friend is definitely safer than liza as a foe . liza : you know , liza does n't like being talked about when , like , liza is in the room . could you excuse us ? tad : no . i want to hear all about your bombshell . by all means , what uber weapon did little miss destruction here unveil ? j.r. : sorry , tad . that 's chandler business . tad : oh . i see . you could tell me , but then you 'd have to kill me , is that it ? j.r. : yeah , something like that . tad : huh . all right , ok , fine . no skin off my teeth . i just wanted to stop by and leave this for bess . j.r. : well , actually , they 're out . babe and bess , both . tad : yeah , well , that 's ok . i 'll leave it with you , and then you can open it with them later on . i 'll leave you to your business meetings and bombshells . liza : thanks for the cover . j.r. : well , we are still family , even though you 're trying to blow mine out of the water . liza : i 'm just the messenger . j.r. : why do n't you tell that to tad when he finds out you broke the news about babe 's bigamy ? liza : well , he does n't even know that i was involved in any way . j.r. : would you like something ? liza : no , thank you . j.r. : i 'm not after you , liza . i 've got what i want , what i plan to keep . and i 've already told babe that i 've forgiven her . liza : you ca n't be serious . babe deceived you . krystal guided her every step . j.r. : well , nobody 's perfect . liza : j.r. -- j.r. : i 'm sorry , liza . i 'm not throwing her out . i 'm marrying her , so you 're going to have to find another way to get tad away from krystal . [ scene_break ] krystal : i mean , think about it . who looks at the world through beige - colored glasses ? or cheers anybody up with a bunch of beige balloons , huh ? tad : pledges allegiance to the red , white , and beige ? krystal : all i 'm saying is living in a house with wall - to - wall flesh tones is boring ! painter : the paint chip says it 's triple beige . krystal : yes , i know . `` winter wheat , `` `` arctic oatmeal `` -- i mean , come on , where 's the musky mushroom ? they 're all shades of blah . honey , i 'm not trying to push anything like day - glo orange , just cut the monotony with a splash of color , you know ? liven things up a tone or three . tad : you should listen to her , guy . the woman 's a living study in contrast . painter : any changes , i have to run by ms. smythe first . krystal : come on . i mean , if you do n't have any choice -- just remember , this is a wedding , not a wake . painter : ok . guys , let 's take a break . [ tad laughs ] tad : well , you can color me gone . krystal : tad , tad , wait , wait , wait . look , i know we 've been kind of taking shots at each other like -- well , like we 're married , but -- i mean , i do n't have a hatchet handy , but can we at least bury the paintbrush ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : kendall , this is your last chance to make a semigraceful exit . take it . simone : kendall , come on . whatever you thought was going to happen is n't . kendall : you were n't here , simone . neither were you . should i tell them what happened , ryan ? should i tell your bride what just happened ? you stood right here and you kissed me . you held me so tight , i could n't breathe . how can you marry her when you 're in love with me ? the way you looked at me , the way we danced together -- i 'm the one you love , ryan . i 'm the only one . ryan : i love the woman that came here to make things right . i kissed the woman that found it in her heart to forgive and to let go . i danced with the woman who let go of all the crap that was weighing us down . but the woman who took greenlee prisoner and lied to me -- well , that woman i 'm over and done with . i was over with her before i even got here . love is enough for most people , kendall , but not you . and definitely not us , because the lies just keep coming . kendall : no , i 'm not lying to you about this . i told you the truth about what counts . i love you . i 'm not lying about that . that 's not a lie . ryan : i 'm marrying greenlee because i trust her . but you ? there is no way that i can trust you now . i ca n't take your word for anything , kendall , not even the correct time . i mean , thank god i have a watch that i trust , because when we meet in the cambias boardroom -- which will be the only place that we meet -- i 'll bring my trusty watch and a strong ally . are you up for it ? greenlee : raring to go , partner . kendall : `` partner `` ? no . ryan : yeah , my wedding present to greenlee is half of cambias industries . greenlee : i am so going to enjoy owning you . [ scene_break ] liza : babe played you . you ca n't let her get away with this . j.r. : ah , you know , this really seems to bug you a lot more than me . liza : babe lied to you . j.r. : there 's nothing new about that . i was raised on lies . liza : if you need my help -- j.r. : i know what i 'm doing . liza : j.r. , i 've been in your position . i 've been in love and i 've been blind to somebody 's faults . babe is your call , but there 's no excuse in keeping krystal around . j.r. : just drop it , liza . i 'm marrying babe . you 're invited to the wedding . so is krystal . i hope you 're there . liza : honestly . i 'll try and muster a smile . j.r. : thank you for the 411 on krystal and babe . you know , you ca n't always get what you want . but i plan on it . liza : i hope you know what you 're doing . j.r. : believe me , it 's all under control . liza : hmm . you know , you sound a little bit like adam . j.r. : hmm . i could do worse . hey , good luck with tad and krystal . [ scene_break ] tad : is this your way of saying that our manners need some brushing up ? krystal : can we call a truce ? tad : well , i do n't know . that 's the $ 24,000 question , is n't it ? because we 're always looking for neutral ground , krystal . it seems like when we start , everything 's fine , all light and flaky and lots of laughter , and the next thing you know , we 're -- krystal : yeah , we end up going at each other like a couple of rabid grizzlies . tad : well , if you 've got something else that you 'd like to say to me , i can take it . after all , you did appreciate my endurance once upon a time . krystal : tad , look , i 'm a hot - tempered gal , ok ? i admit it . i 've been that way since forever , but -- i 'm sorry about going at you the other night . i really do -- i want to be your friend . tad : ok . friends . so , buddy , are you really serious about all this painting nonsense ? i mean , come on . we 'd do battle . krystal : oh , yes , sir . i mean , come on . look at this -- look at this -- this sure does beat beige on beige , does it not ? tad : where did you -- that 's disgusting . did you mix that yourself ? krystal : it 's my own custom blend . tad : where the hell did you learn so little about latex ? that 's just -- krystal : well , i tell you , when you 're too poor for paint and you 're too proud to whitewash , then you improvise . you borrow a can of lemon yellow from your neighbor , you buy a half a can of sky blue at a yard sale , and you 're in business . presto , you got emerald green , and you are looking right into scarlett o � hara � s eyes . tad : yeah , well , there 's nothing beige about that . krystal : i mean , come on . look , this is a living room , right ? where 's the life ? i mean , give me a couple hours and a can of my special blend , and we are in business . tad : in adam chandler 's house ? [ krystal giggles ] tad : i dare you . krystal : only if you join me . tad : yeah , i -- krystal : huh ? tad : ok , all right . krystal : all right ! tad : that 'd be worth the price of -- now , wait a minute -- no , seriously -- ok , we do n't want to start world war iii , so i tell you what -- let 's just -- let 's just do this , all right , and we 'll see if we can give old mary smythe a heart attack , all right ? krystal : yeah . well , she 's probably going to order everybody to paint over it anyway , but you know what -- i will have already made my splash . tad : ok , well , speaking of which , watch -- krystal : oh , careful ! careful . tad : ok . yep . [ krystal giggles ] tad : damn . you 're going to have to forgive me . i 'm not necessarily your diy type of guy . krystal : well , you 're missing out on a whole lot of fun there . tad : i do n't know . maybe , maybe not . every time i try to delve into domestic bliss , everything always goes terrible , you know ? like , there was a time i went after a thanksgiving day turkey with a chain saw . krystal : you did not . tad : i did so . krystal : wait , wait -- tad : my hand to god . krystal : wait , wait , wait -- hold on , now . tad : what 's so funny ? krystal : you got a little on your face , that 's what . hang on , come -- come here , come here . [ scene_break ] paul : babe , you want to forget about paternity tests . you do n't want to go there . babe : oh , my god . does this mean that jamie 's the father ? [ paul sighs ] paul : oh , god . why ca n't you just leave this the hell alone , huh ? babe : paul , please . come on , if i 'm going to lie to my husband , that 's one thing that i have to live with . but you -- if you know that j.r. 's the father , just be human . give me a little bit of peace of mind here . otherwise , i 'm going to have to cut off a lock of my beautiful baby 's hair and get another dna test . paul : ok . ok . the baby is j.r. 's . are you happy ? babe : are you lying to me to get me off your back ? paul : babe , the baby is yours and j.r. 's . that 's what you wanted , so leave it alone . babe : if i even find out that you 're lying to me , i will cruise to llanview so fast and i will tell your aunt dorian about our little marriage . paul : oh . ok . well , go ahead . i 've already lost the megamillion inheritance . babe : then i 'll find some other way to make trouble for you . knowing you , you 've got a lot of dirty things laying around . paul : well , you can do that , but you will regret it . and that little cute baby you love with all your heart , hmm ? as easily as i gave it to you , i can take it away . [ scene_break ] kendall : no , ryan , you ca n't give half of cambias industries to greenlee . greenlee : i would have been happy with a toaster , but ryan insisted . kendall : no , the cambias papers have n't changed . the clause still stands . greenlee is n't allowed to have any part of cambias industries . ryan : except i 'm filing the papers after i marry greenlee , which means cambias becomes community property , which means we split it 50/50 -- half to greenlee , half to me . and your nasty little clause ca n't do a damn thing about it . kendall : no , this ca n't be legal . ryan : believe me , it 's legal . greenlee : you 're playing a losing hand , kendall . it 's time to fold . but you know what the hell of it is ? if you would genuinely apologize , ask me to step back , and let ryan make his choice , i would have . but you blew it . there 's only one woman who 's taking ryan to be her wedded husband , and it wo n't be you . kendall : you stupid bitch . ryan : hey , hey , guys , take it easy . greenlee : what ? what ? kendall : hey . simone : hey , this is stupid ! kendall : get out of my way . simone : no ! you 're friends ! greenlee : you stupid -- [ yelling ] kendall : oh , my god ! oh ! get over here ! get -- g ? get over here ! get -- get over here ! simone : oh , my god ! oh , you guys ! oh ! minister : oh , my ! kendall : you got -- oh ! ryan : kendall , come here . come on . just -- kendall : you -- greenlee : oh ! oh ! ryan : all right , that 's enough ! kendall : wait . no , ryan , wait ! ryan , wait ! you ca n't just leave me , ryan ! ryan ! [ after a dip in the decorative pool , ryan takes greenlee in his arms and carries her up to their room ] [ scene_break ] tad : did you get it ? krystal : ah . oh , no . oh , no , let me see . tad : did n't get it ? krystal : no , you got a little bit right -- tad : where ? krystal : there . tad : whoa , oh ! oh ! you so stink ! i ca n't believe it . i roll up my sleeves to give you a hand , and this is what i -- give me the -- come here , give me the rag for a sec . well , at least give me the rag . let me tell you something , girlfriend , you 're not getting away with that . krystal : oh -- oh ! tad : there you go , baby . krystal : ah ! tad ! tad : how about that ? there you go . krystal : stop it ! you got it all over me ! tad : you bet it 's all over ! let this be a lesson to you . see -- it 's not art , i do n't know , but i know i like it . krystal : oh , yeah , take that , picasso . tad : oh , you are just -- no . oh , you are -- you are so dead -- krystal : ah ! whoo ! tad : come here . come here ! krystal : wait , wait , wait , wait ! [ krystal screams ] tad : come here ! oh , oh . krystal : oh , ah ! tad : ok . see , no , no . come here . you 're -- you are -- you 're so going to get it . come here . come here . krystal : ok , ok , ok . oh , no ! tad : you 're dead . [ krystal squeals ] krystal : tad , en garde , en garde . tad : there are people who would pay money for this . stop ! whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! come here ! come here ! come here . [ krystal screams ] tad : ok , now -- stop , i swear ! truce , truce . krystal -- i do n't know what those guys were complaining about , you know , this painting thing is n't so hard . [ krystal laughs ] krystal : look at you . you are a walking piece of art , honey . tad : yeah , well , you look like a jackson pollock with hair . krystal : oh , thank you . tad : a real masterpiece . krystal : at least it 's water - based paint , i hope . tad : well , speaking of which , i 'm going to try to get cleaned up before mary tries to hang me on the wall . do n't -- do n't . krystal : oh ! oh , yeah , you better have a damn good reason for sneaking around here , or i 'm going to mix that paint with your head . liza : look , ms. freeloader , you do n't have any right to ask me what i 'm doing here . krystal : oh , hold on a minute . listen to me -- i can play down and dirty just as well as you can , liza . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , it is a beautiful day . livia : and you 're certainly in a better mood than you were after our last meeting . j.r. : congratulate me , livia . i 'm getting married . livia : to whom ? j.r. : well , to babe , of course . livia : well , forgive me for assuming that it might be someone that you had n't planned on having arrested for bigamy charges . j.r. , do not get married for the wrong reasons . j.r. : no , no , i have the best reason , but i need your help . livia : well , i 'm not going to be involved in anything shady . j.r. : no , it 's strictly on the up and up . i 've forgiven babe . livia : well , that 's large , and then some . j.r. : but i have to be prepared in case anything falls apart . i need to know how i can stop paul cramer and anybody else from getting their hands on my child . [ scene_break ] babe : do n't you ever , ever threaten my baby again . paul : honest to god , babe , you know you 're more trouble than you 're worth . i mean , do you have any idea how long a prison sentence is for kidnapping ? babe : bianca did n't kidnap bess . she thought that she was miranda . and bianca is n't going to jail . she 's suffered enough , thanks to your little crash landing . paul : oh , you 're right about one thing . she does n't deserve that , not like you do . babe : how could you sit here and say something so hateful ? paul : you know what -- why do n't you do yourself and your baby a favor . you stop asking questions and you leave me the hell alone . [ scene_break ] ryan : ahem . greenlee : maybe we should talk about what just happened out there . ryan : what do you want to hear -- that i was a jerk ? that i got taken in by kendall 's lies again ? i mean , how many times has she rooked me ? greenlee : if you 're a jerk , then so am i. i got taken in , too , ryan . i wanted to believe kendall . ryan : how did she get you up to that tower ? greenlee : she said she wanted to go someplace private where we could hash it out and she could apologize . shoot me , but i wanted to be her friend again . i wanted to believe the best in her . one more thing you and i have in common . you 're mad as hell now , but you were a dance away from marrying kendall . i saw you from the tower . she loves you , which means dip to me . all i care about is what it means to you . ryan : kendall 's love means nothing to me . nothing . and all the crap that she just pulled just confirms what i already know -- that we do n't have a shot , that -- that she ca n't win unless somebody else loses . i mean , if she had n't locked you in that tower -- if she told the truth for once in her life , then -- greenlee : you and kendall would be married right now . ok . you used your lifeline to answer the kendall question . now , what about us ? [ scene_break ] simone : kendall , look what i got at the gift shop . here you go , keep you warm . kendall : simone , i do n't know what to do . i do n't know what to do . why did i do this ? why ? everything was perfect . the scene was perfect . the love was there , even the trust . i do n't -- i mean , we had the minister all ready to go . simone : it just was n't meant to be , kendall . kendall : i do n't -- why ? why did i lock greenlee in that stupid tower ? simone : time and therapy , girlfriend . time and therapy . kendall : no , you were on the plane with me , simone . you saw that my plan was no collateral damage . i was all ready to forgive and forget , so what the hell do i do now ? simone : well , we get you in a dry change of clothes , and we fly the hell out of here . kendall : no . no . i ca n't go anywhere . i ca n't leave , not until this is fixed . simone : kendall , there 's no way to fix this . kendall : simone , ryan 's not married yet . there 's still time . i will do anything . please , simone -- please help me . i will try anything . simone : if you 're that desperate to hang on to ryan , there is one last resort -- the truth . [ scene_break ] ryan : i wo n't lie to you . i got a kick out of letting kendall know that we found a way around the no - greenlee clause . greenlee : but now that the thrill 's gone ? ryan : i am not going to hold you to anything , greenlee . if you want to catch the next flight out of here -- greenlee : you 're with me ? ryan : all the way . greenlee : there 's something about me and weddings . they never go the way i imagine . but one thing is totally clear now . going in this marriage deal was a whole lot sweeter for me than it was for you . i want to even things up . so , ryan , this is my wedding gift to you -- a safe place that you can come home to , where someone you trust will always be waiting . a haven where you can close the door on all the liars and know that i 'll give it to you straight . i 'll never try to control you , and i 'll do my best to always steer you in the right direction . it 's not the billions you 're offering me , but -- ryan : you 're right , it 's not . it 's worth a hell of a lot more . ryan : now , at the risk of repeating myself -- will you marry me ? greenlee : you bet i will . on one condition . ryan : name it . greenlee : i got to get out of these wet clothes . ryan : ok , you got it . i 'll go track down the reverend lovejoy . [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : he must think we 're major loons . ryan : but we do n't care what anybody else thinks , do we ? now , i will meet you outside , and we 'll do it right this time . [ scene_break ] liza : well , i 'm sure you 've done this before , only with mud , not paint , and with men cheering on the sidelines . krystal : huh . you think i 'm the worst kind of lowlife , but , honey , there is low and there is low . liza : well , you 're no stranger to dirt . krystal : cozying up to me , acting all concerned , pretending to be my friend -- i know exactly the kind of person that you are , liza . liza : really ? does that mean our date at the swap meet 's off ? krystal : and tad told me everything . he never spilled any family secret . liza : want to bet another coat of paint on that ? krystal : all right , miss know - it - all . you say you 're in on some womping secret , then prove it . let 's hear it . liza : i 'll tell you what , i 'm just going to let you off on a warning . make sure your faith in tad is not misplaced . tad : was that mary ? i heard voices . i did n't want to miss her jaw drop . krystal : no , that was n't mary . that was another piece of nastiness . babe : mama , you have to help me ! krystal : what , what is it , honey ? babe : it 's paul cramer . you wo n't even believe what he said . krystal : look , whatever he said , do n't believe it , because it is a lie . [ scene_break ] bianca : mmm . mmm . the best part about cotton candy is it just melts in your mouth . maggie : leaving nothing behind but the calories . bianca : do you know what my favorite part of today was ? maggie : hmm . so far ? the volleyball tournament in the park , the baby ducks , and the crazy - looking guy in the clown suit next to the carousel . bianca : all of it . it just felt so much like normal . i just love it . maggie : that 's great . it 's very good , but it 's the first time i 'm going to take `` normal `` as a compliment . bianca : you 're the best , maggie . maggie : what is it ? bianca : oh , you already do so much for me already . maggie : come on . whatever you need . bianca : all right , well , there may be something . it has to do with babe and her baby . [ scene_break ] adam : well , this is a surprise , liza . liza : actually , the surprise is on you , adam . your son is marrying a bigamist . [ scene_break ] j.r. : bess is my world . i want to make sure i take every legal step necessary to hold on to her . livia : including a loveless marriage . j.r. : my feelings for babe have not changed . i forgave her when she slept with my brother , but who knows what 'll happen . livia : i do n't see babe here . j.r. : i want bess to grow up in a home where her needs come first . livia : and how do you plan on proceeding providing that ? j.r. : well , i do n't want to seem cynical . i hope that babe and i last through our golden anniversary . but for whatever reason , it falls apart , i want to make sure my paternal rights are secured . livia : not matter what . j.r. : well , life is so damned unpredictable , and with this annulment screwup , paul cramer could lay his claim on bess anytime he wants to , and there 's no way that i 'm going to let that happen . livia : your concerns are legitimate . j.r. : so where do we go from here ? livia : we file a petition with the court , asking them to sign off on the standing dna test . j.r. : hmm . and how long does that take ? livia : i can have the papers prepared for you and babe to sign tomorrow . j.r. : excellent . [ scene_break ] babe : mama , you do n't even know what he said . how do you even know that it was a lie ? krystal : look , i -- i just know that anything he said that got you this riled up -- it 's got to be a bunch of bull ! babe : it was horrible . it was the nastiest thing ever . krystal : honey , you know paul cramer has one mission in life , and that 's to stir up trouble , so do n't -- just do n't let him get to you . tad : i for one want to know exactly what he said . krystal : no , no , no , no . listen , you just get this whole thing out of your head , honey . babe : mama , i have to tell you what he said . he was making all kinds of threats , and he said something about kidnapping . tad : what ? babe : at first i thought he was talking about bianca taking bess , but then i 'm driving home , and it hit me . maybe paul is thinking about taking bess . all right , we have to do something about that . krystal : hey , wait , wait , wait -- where are you going ? tad : where do you think i 'm going ? i 'm going to take care of mr. cramer . krystal : no , no , no , tad ! you ca n't do that . just leave paul cramer the hell alone . [ next_on ] tad : j.r. knows that you two are n't legally married ? j.r. : could n't resist one last shot ? get out of my sight . greenlee : nothing can ruin my wedding day now . kendall : can you forgive me the same way that you forgave greenlee ? ryan : of course i can forgive you , kendall .
greenlee stops kendall from marrying ryan and reveals to him that kendall lied yet again and locked her in a room to prevent them from getting married . ryan concludes , from that , that although he may be in love with kendall , he can not trust her , she 's gone too far . and he says he will marry greenlee , have joint ownership of the companies with her , and kendall is out .
erica : hey , jack ? are you awake ? jack : oh , yeah . i had the strangest dream last night . i dreamed you and i had patched everything up , we had agreed to stay out of our children 's lives , and then we spent the rest of the night -- erica : making wild and passionate love ? jack : yeah . erica : hmm , a strange dream . jack : mm - hmm . erica : must have been the puttanesca . jack : yeah , well , remind me to talk to the captain about making sure that chef serves the same dish every night . erica : but not until you tell this captain to dock this boat as soon as possible , because we have to go . we 're getting married now . [ scene_break ] aidan : hi , lily . what do i owe this pleasure ? lily : hi , aidan . i 'm here to see my boyfriend , and it 's not you . [ scene_break ] simone : so you going to the chapel with zach or what ? kendall : well , when i 'm ready for all of pine valley to know my decision , i 'll let you know . simone : was that a slam ? that was a slam , was n't it ? you know , i do not have a big mouth . i can keep a secret . i have n't told anyone about the time when you got really trashed and you started to sing . you remember ? and the snot came out -- hmm . have you talked to ethan about this ? have you talked to him at all ? kendall : ahem . simone : how about j.r. ? what does he think about all this ? oh , come on ! you have three of pine valley 's hottest tickets with `` reserved for kendall `` stickers on their forehead . give me a break . oh , for crying out loud . when are you going to make up your mind ? some of us want some leftovers ! danielle : hey , simone , breakfast is served . he 's all yours . [ scene_break ] ryan : yeah , i 'm sure he is very , very busy , but you do n't understand . i need to do this asap , so when can we reschedule ? nurse : as soon as we get a cancellation , mr. lavery , the doctor will try to fit you in for the procedure . ryan : what ? that 's not good enough . nurse : it 's the best that we can do right now . as soon as someone cancels , we 'll give you a call . ryan : ok . thank you . greenlee : got some issues ? ryan : no . nothing -- at least not today . happy anniversary . greenlee : these are my favorite . how did you know ? ryan : because i pay attention , i remember . greenlee : like our anniversary . ryan : yeah . greenlee : hmm . ryan : i thank god every single day that you married me . greenlee : me , too . ryan : i 'm a very lucky man . greenlee : oh , if it 's getting lucky you want -- ryan : ooh , you do n't get off that easy . wait here . [ phone redials ] [ phone rings nurse : doctor 's office . how can i help you ? ryan : hope you 're in the mood for carbs ! nurse : hello ? doctor 's office . greenlee : sorry . wrong number . [ phone beeps ] greenlee : oh , sweet -- and he cooks , too . do you do laundry ? ryan : we both know your idea of cooking is chinese takeout . greenlee : oh . ryan : you might want to take a drink to wash it down . greenlee : ah . that 's good . ryan : ah . [ ryan laughs ] greenlee : hmm -- hmm . ryan ! ryan : now , i know that it 's our paper anniversary . greenlee : oh -- ryan : all the paper necklaces looked really tacky . greenlee : oh , my -- it 's gorgeous . ryan : you 're gorgeous . greenlee : oh , my gosh . ryan : i got a little -- i got a little head start on some of the other anniversaries , like the gold and the diamond , the big 50th and 60th . you -- do you really like it ? greenlee : `` like it ? `` it 's stunning . ryan : yeah ? greenlee : you 're the best ever . ryan : well , just in case i do some things between now and our 50th and 60th that you may not approve of , i thought i 'd get a little loving in advance . greenlee : i love you . ryan : i love you . greenlee : do n't move . i went by the letter of the anniversary law . all paper , nothing but . ryan : what ? greenlee : i think you can just pull it off . ryan : oh . is this -- greenlee : yep -- the entire collection of `` the adventures of dynamite kiddo , `` including the bonus issues from the second and third year , which , if i was told correctly , are apparently collector 's editions . ryan : this rocks ! you rock ! this is the best present ever ! greenlee : well , i think i 'd have to argue with that . ryan : listen , have a nice day . i 'll be here when you get back , ok ? greenlee : oh , shut up . we 're going to have a wonderful day . why do n't we -- why do n't we ride our bikes ? ryan : ok . we could stop for lunch down by the river . greenlee : that sounds awesome . but , first , i have to stop by fusion first , just a few signatures , and then i 'll be done . ryan : and then you 'll be mine ? greenlee : forever . hmm . i hope this is the beginning of a year that 's a little easier and a lot more fun . ryan : i 'm going to make sure of it . [ scene_break ] jack : all right , sweetheart , it 's time to go . you have everything ? erica : did i bring anything ? [ jack laughs ] erica : it seems to me that somebody kidnapped me , right ? jack : yeah , well , you should at least thank him for bringing a change of clothes . erica : oh , and such a pretty one , too , and everything to go with it . i mean , thank you . jack : sure . erica : where are we , anyway ? jack : boca raton , florida . it was the first port we came to . and the best way to get home would be to take a cab to fort lauderdale and then take a flight back to pine valley . erica : i 'm going to miss this . jack : i thought we had a wedding to get to soon . erica : oh , we do , we do , and i ca n't wait to get home for that , but i could get used to this . jack : ah , you like being stuck in tight places with the man of your dreams , do you ? erica : whisked away on a gorgeous yacht with that dreamy man . jack : well , you know what , kiddo ? we 'll just have to do it again sometime . erica : you love this , do n't you ? jack : being on the water ? oh , you bet . since i was a kid i dreamed of cruising the world , no set ports of call , no schedule . you know , just -- and doing in a beauty like this , i mean , that would be sheer heaven . erica : hmm . jack : well . maybe someday , huh ? erica : yeah , someday . [ scene_break ] reggie : ok , dani , you , me , we talk right now . danielle : ca n't right now . i 'm working . simone : ooh . you heard the girl . reggie : all right , do n't play that with me . i 'm not leaving till we straighten this stuff out . danielle : fine , then . i 'll leave . reggie : damn it , dani , why do you got to be so stubborn ? ca n't you just listen to me for once ? [ scene_break ] lily : could you please get my boyfriend for me ? i 'm not here to see you . i 'm here to see sam . aidan : are you upset with me ? lily : yes . you ruined my great plan . aidan : you know , i 'm sorry about that , but sam is a kid , and he 's too young to be running away without a parent . i had to bring him home . lily : he 's not a kid , and neither am i . aidan : i was n't -- i did n't mean to insult him or anything . i was n't implying anything , lily . lily : you mean that we 're not old enough to make our own plans . aidan : all right , look , the guy was n't thinking . lily : i had a great plan . he was going to california and then to new zealand , and i was going to visit him one day . aidan : but sam has people here that care about him , you know ? lily : no one nice . aidan : anita ? his mother ? lily : sam 's mother is not nice , and neither is zach slater . and anita kissed you when you said you 're my boyfriend . aidan : you know i 'm sorry about that . lily : sam needed to leave . i was helping him . aidan : sam needs to be home with his family . lily : where is he ? where is my boyfriend ? aidan : since when did he become your boyfriend ? lily : when he kissed me . i only let my boyfriend kiss me , and i let sam , so he must be my boyfriend . sam : yeah , lily . i 'm your boyfriend . lily : hi , sam . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , jack . look ! oh . just stunning . jack : yeah , is n't she just ? of course , i mean the view . [ erica laughs ] erica : can we ? jack : you know , honey , our plane back to pine valley leaves in just a few hours , and i thought we -- i was going to say i think exploring this would be a really great thing to do , so why do n't you lead on , huh ? erica : it 's like another era . jack : yeah . erica : beautiful architecture . jack : beautiful people . erica : and that . jack : and that ? jack : well -- ok , and that would be -- erica : kismet . jack , there 's a reason why we 're here , and i know what it is . [ scene_break ] danielle : leave me alone . reggie : can i explain ? danielle : no explanation necessary . you 're ready , i 'm not , my loss . reggie : can you listen to me for a second ? danielle : oh , that 's nice . keep it up . really helping the cause there . reggie : all right , dani , you do n't know what 's going on with me right now in my life . and it 's -- danielle : the truck is not picking up your load of bs today . reggie : dani , it 's not about me , all right ? j and erica -- they might -- danielle : do n't even try to blame this on ms. kane or your dad , and do n't give me that `` i have needs `` crap , either . reggie : dani , i get frustrated sometimes , ok ? danielle : wow . a man frustrated . that 's pretty original . reggie : ok , i 'm sorry , ok ? you 're not ready , and i get that . it 's just i -- i look at you sometimes and i think , `` wow , that 's my girlfriend . `` and -- and i want you . i want you all the time . and i 'm a guy , too , so there would be something seriously wrong with me if i do n't feel this way about you . but most important , dani , i love you . i love you a lot . [ scene_break ] ryan : morning , ladies . greenlee : hey , guys . i 'm only here for a minute . simone : hey . greenlee : simone , do you have the stuff for me to sign ? simone : yeah , yeah , it 's right here . actually , i just need you to sign -- well , bling - bling . when did this hit the neck ? greenlee : this morning . simone : oh , well , hello , precious . get over here and let me take a look at this in the light . whoo ! kendall : happy anniversary . ryan : thank you . kendall : you still plan on going through -- ryan : yes . and i meant what i said . i expect you , for once in your life , to keep your mouth shut , not one word to greenlee . is that clear ? [ scene_break ] aidan : sam , i think me and you should have a chat . sam : come on , let 's get out of here . lily : ok . aidan : or not . are you going to have a word with your nephew or am i ? anita : oh , i already talked to him about the whole running - away thing . aidan : no , about taking advantage of lily . anita : oh , come on . they 're young . it 's sweet . aidan : sam kissing lily -- do you think that 's sweet ? anita : well , they obviously like each other . i mean , i 'm not crazy about the whole running - away thing , but , i mean , it 's lily , and sam seems happier when he 's with her . aidan : well , i do n't care about sam 's happiness . i care about lily 's . anita : aidan , she let him touch her . i mean , she 's obviously comfortable with him . aidan : yeah , and that 's exactly what i 'm worried about . i do n't like it . i think it 's got to stop . anita : i do n't -- i do n't get this , aidan . i mean , i know that you feel horrible about hurting her feelings with the whole boyfriend thing , which was mostly my fault , but now she 's found a real boyfriend , her own age . aidan : you think lily is really capable of having a boyfriend and everything that goes along with it ? you think ? anita : oh , come on , aidan . sam 's a good kid . aidan : oh , sam is messed up over edmund 's death and all the mess with maria and zach . i mean , the guy even tried to con lily into helping him skip the country , and now he 's going around kissing her ? anita : that 's what teenagers do . i mean , come on , stop sounding like someone 's dad . aidan : i have a good mind to call her dad , actually . anita : did you see lily turn away from sam , start screaming `` do n't touch me , do n't touch me `` ? we both know that she would have if she did n't like it . aidan : she may like it now , but what about a month down the road ? i was a teenager once , all right ? it does n't stop at a kiss . and you 're right , i do feel responsible for hurting her feelings , and i do n't want that boy hurting her again . [ scene_break ] lily : i 'm sorry , sam . sam : you do n't have anything to be sorry about . lily : my plan did n't work and you got caught . sam : hey , hey , stop . it 's no sweat . lily : i 'm also sorry that i called you my boyfriend . sam : it 's all good . lily : it 's just that i think of you as my boyfriend since you kissed me . i let you . i did n't lie . sam : no , you did n't . lily : boyfriends are confusing . i was wrong with aidan . maybe i 'm wrong with you . remember i told you i get things wrong sometimes ? sam : hey , who does n't ? lily : i do n't always make myself understood . sam : i -- get you ok . lily : my dad told me that aidan did n't want to be my boyfriend , just friends . boyfriends kiss . sam : yeah , they do . lily : aidan did n't want to kiss me . that made me feel really bad . sam : i 'm sorry , lily . lily : erica was right . the feelings , the flutters -- they go away . well , at least most of them go away . i got butterflies when i saw aidan just now , just not as big as the ones before . do you think that different boys cause different butterflies ? sam : well , i 'm no expert on other guys , but i guess so . lily : well , now i have experience on getting over the feelings if i 'm wrong again . sam : what is it that you want from a boyfriend ? lily : i 'm not ready for sex . but the kissing i like so far . and touching -- i just think i need a little practice so it does n't hurt . sam : i would never hurt you , lily . lily : i like you a lot . sam : me , too . lily : so , are you really my boyfriend ? sam : yeah . i 'd like that very much . je serai honore d'etre votre petit ami . lily : what 's that mean ? sam : well , it 's french . i can teach you some , if you want . lily : yeah . please . what did it mean in english , though ? sam : `` i would be honored to be your boyfriend . `` [ scene_break ] reggie : your banging boyfriend says it again . for the record , i love you , and i will wait for you . danielle : big words . show and prove . reggie : dani , i got it , all right ? danielle : i 'll know when it 's right . and when it 's time , it 'll be a pretty freaking big deal . reggie : ok , and i 'll make sure it 's up to the hype , all right ? it 'll be everything you ever wanted . danielle : the key there is the future tense . it will be when i 'm ready . believe me , you 'll be the first to know . reggie : damn straight , i better be . danielle : the timing -- the timing 's just not right for me now . it has nothing to do with you , reg . i mean , nobody else even has a ticket to the show . how they going to get backstage ? and i love you , too . [ scene_break ] erica : can you see it ? jack : yeah , it 's kind of hard to miss . erica : but it 's kismet . jack : well , i guess i must have left my kismet glasses on the boat . erica : it does n't strike a chord ? seem familiar ? jack : maybe . maybe . i mean , it kind of reminds me of the strangely wonderful way our strange but beautiful families come together to one , you know ? erica : and that , mr. montgomery , is exactly why we belong together . the sizes , the shades , rough and smooth , curled , straight -- this is us and our kids , growing together strong , inseparable . this is our family . it 's a banyan tree . `` the buddha found enlightenment under a banyan tree , the path to nirvana . `` jack : oh , i do n't know , honey . kismet and nirvana -- that 's a lot for this old tree to live up to , do n't you think ? erica : oh , this tree can handle it and more . jack , our wedding -- it has to be here . [ scene_break ] kendall : nice rock . she wo n't be able to put it in a crib . ryan : the necklace is an anniversary present , not a bribe . kendall : right , right . i guess she 'd have to know about it to be a bribe . ryan : kendall , i 'm doing what 's best for us . kendall : yeah , and you stuck me in the middle . ryan : i did n't ask you to call the doctor behind my back . kendall : it 's still not fair , ryan . i do n't like being this third wheel in your marital motorcycle . ryan : that is not what i 'm asking you to do . kendall : listen , do n't get me wrong . i love to watch greenlee squirm , but this is a little bit bigger than our average throwdown . ryan : i know what i 'm doing . kendall : do you ? ryan : i 'm thinking about our future . kendall : yes , i 'm thinking of the future , too , greenlee hating you , hating me even more . her friend who knew about it and did n't tell her , did n't stop you from permanently ruining her chance of having your child ? ryan : she will understand when she realizes -- kendall : no , no , no , she will not , she will not . she may forgive you , but she will never forgive me , ryan . that 's it , i 'm going to tell her . i 'm telling her right now . ryan : if you care for her , if you care for me as much as you say you do , then you will keep your mouth shut . kendall : you 're not giving me a ton of options here . ryan : she 's going to need you when this breaks , kendall . she 's going to need a friend . kendall : well , so what ? i 'm damned if i do , i 'm damned if i do n't . ryan : she needs you . kendall : fine , ok . you know what ? who says i 'm the authority on marriage , anyway ? it 's your life , ryan . i just hope you know what you 're doing . ryan : yes , i do . kendall : fine , well , i sure hope she loves you as much as she says she does , because if she does n't , well , she has a very good chance of just saying hasta la vista to you . move over , simone . let me check out that rock . [ simone laughs ] [ scene_break ] jack : honey , when you say we should have our wedding here , you -- you mean here . erica : you think i 'm crazy ? jack : well , no , no . i mean , i did n't say that . let 's think about it for just a second . a wedding here -- big , beautiful , powerful tree . a wedding in pine valley -- hundreds of guests , tons of paté , camera crews , your doves , orchids -- erica : it was ridiculous . jack : trained seals , stilt walkers . erica : i know , i know . this frantic attempt to make our wedding the end - all , because -- well , for me , jack , it is . it 's the end - all . but this , here -- this is n't over the top . this is n't crazy . this -- this makes so much sense . jack : this -- this is our big old gnarly family . erica : just stand here for a moment , and you 'll get it . the way the air moves , the scents , the sounds . i feel calm , yet excited . i feel grounded , yet i could take to the air at any second . jack : yeah , i can see that . i mean , that look in your eye , i wish i could keep that with me forever . erica : it 's so gorgeous . it 's too gorgeous to just walk away . i mean , it 's beautiful and it 's ethereal and it 's just so -- jack : us . it 's just so us . so , let 's call the kids . let 's get this party started . erica : oh . [ scene_break ] danielle : so , we 're all good , then ? reggie : yeah , we 're all good . it may kill me , but that 's cool . simone : reggie ? reggie : oh -- simone : ah , good , you 're still here . jack 's on the phone . it looks like there 's going to be a wedding after all . [ simone laughs ] jack : listen , please do whatever you can to get down here , ok ? we really want our family at the wedding . kendall : just remember you asked for it . we will see you tomorrow . now , tell mom not to worry about her wedding dress . i 'll buy it a seat on the plane . jack : thanks , kendall . is greenlee around ? kendall : yeah . here she is . ryan : tell him i say congratulations . greenlee : countdown to wedded bliss , what can i do for you ? can we bring you anything else ? jack : just you , just you . erica 's getting everything else taken care of down here . greenlee : hmm , surprise , surprise . where is this extravaganza ? jack : the boca raton resort & club . greenlee : hmm . i guess i could dig out a swimsuit . jack : greenlee , i -- i really need you to be here . greenlee : even though i want to strangle you ? jack : i know we 've been at odds , but i do n't want to do this without my family by my side , my whole family . greenlee : does that include my husband ? he says congratulations . jack : look , this is going to be a day of joy and new beginnings . yes , absolutely . bring ryan , ok ? greenlee : thanks for saying that . we 'll be there . jack : all right . i ca n't wait to see you down here . bye . greenlee : bye . reggie : so it 's true ? j and erica -- they 're finally getting married , right ? greenlee : down in florida . kendall : yeah , they want us there as soon as possible , so he 'll probably call you next . reggie : all right , sweet . we do a little wedding business , and then we hang by the pool . danielle : no poolside honeys for you . reggie : i wo n't . first , i got to get lily at wildwind , then tell her the good news , because we got some packing to do . mmm . [ scene_break ] lily : have you ever had another girlfriend ? sam : yeah , a couple . lily : while you were in paris ? sam : mm - hmm . lily : do you still have them as your girlfriend ? sam : no . i like to keep one girlfriend at a time . lily : that would be me ? sam : yeah . lily : did you kiss them ? sam : yeah , i did . lily : did i kiss ok ? sam : you -- you were great . tres bien . that means `` very good . `` lily : tres bien . did you have sex ? sam : it does n't matter . you do n't want to have sex . that 's what matters . lily : tres bien . sam : d'accord . that means `` ok , we have an understanding . `` lily : d'accord . so , would you like to practice touching now ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , this is perfect . kismet -- that 's exactly what i told my fiancé under your beautiful banyan tree . our wedding , your resort -- just gorgeous . oh , of course , we 're going to have to reserve more of these gorgeous suites , i mean , as many as you possibly can . tony danza ( as the resort 's representative ) : done , ms. kane . erica : and a florist -- man : no , actually , a team , with a gifted support staff . erica : a caterer ? man : five star . erica : just like that ? man : well , we 're honored that you 've chosen the boca raton resort & club for your very special day . erica : oh , thank you . jack : well , reggie 's thrilled . he 's trying to find lily , tell her all about it . hi . erica : reggie and lily -- that 's my new son and daughter . oh , video games in reggie 's room and nothing red whatsoever in lily 's room . man : got it . erica : ok , so they 're on their way ? jack : yep , greenlee and kendall , too . erica : oh , greenlee and kendall -- those are two of my daughters , one new and one not . so , orchids in greenlee 's room and exotic florals in kendall 's . jack : they said they 'll bring smiles , swimsuits , and their best behavior . erica : oh . sounds perfect . jack : oh , boy , i know that tone . that was my bride 's `` it sounds perfect , but `` tone . i 'm sure you 'll be hearing it a lot . i 'm warning you in advance , and , yes , i already told greenlee she could bring ryan , it was fine , ok ? erica : ok , and ryan is going to be my new son - in - law , thanks to my husband - to- be . oh , this is going to be divine . jack : oh . is `` divine `` doable ? erica : oh , `` divine `` is already done . man : it is our pleasure to give you the wedding of your dreams . [ scene_break ] lily : i 'd like to practice touching now . sam : lily , i really like you . but you kind of freak out when people touch you . i do n't want to do that to you . lily : no , i -- i want you to try . sam : you 'll let me know if it gets to be too much ? lily : ok . sam : ok , here goes . are you ok ? lily : yeah . it -- it feels nice . tingly . you can continue . i like this feeling . sam : the coolest part about having a girlfriend is touching . lily : just no sex . sam : yeah . never , i promise . lily : thanks . sam : lily , i do want to kiss you again , only this time a little bit longer and a little bit harder . would that be ok ? [ reggie does n't look pleased to see sam kissing lily . ] lily : hey , reggie . just practicing touching and kissing my boyfriend . [ scene_break ] kendall : yes , we would like to travel as soon as possible . greenlee : i 'm sorry . this messes up the big anniversary plans . ryan : are you crazy ? this is huge news . greenlee : we could turn it into a little vacay of our own , spend a little time down there , a little sun , a little sand . boca raton 's supposed to be gorgeous . ryan : greenlee , i 'm not going . [ scene_break ] [ as `` walking on sunshine `` plays , jack and erica enjoy walking around the resort , romping on the beach , and kissing under a tent . ] [ scene_break ] reggie : lily -- we have to go get packed , because we 're going to florida . j and erica -- they 're getting married . lily : oh . sam , i have to go now , but i 'll talk to you when i get back . sam : ok . have a great time . i 'll see you soon . reggie : you know , when i get back , me , you -- long talk . long talk . yeah . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca . oh , honey , thank heavens i finally got you . i have some wonderful news . greenlee : it 's fine , ryan . jack specifically said he wanted you there . ryan : oh , come on . we both know jack was being magnanimous . kendall : what , trouble before you 're even in paradise ? ryan : look , one day jack and i will see eye to eye . right now it 's still just a little bit raw . greenlee : this is important to me , ryan . ryan : i do n't want to ruin erica 's big day with all of my drama . greenlee : a regular day in erica 's life has drama . your presence wo n't change that . ryan : look , i have another doctor 's appointment this week . i think this guy can really help me out . i do n't want to stop now . greenlee : this day is about family . you 're my family . ryan : yeah . i 'm just not ready for the whole big party thing , you know , and everybody there and the whole nga - line deal -- i 'm just not ready . kendall : why do n't you stand at the bar ? that 's where i 'll be . ryan : jack wants you there . i think you should go . i think you should have fun , and we 'll pick up exactly where we left off when you get back . greenlee : i 'll be counting the days till i come home . ryan : yeah , sure . kendall : it 'll be one hell of a homecoming , wo n't it , ryan ? [ next_on ] amanda ( to di ) : you really think i 'm a liar and a thief . ryan : take your little tough - guy act and get out . j.r. : is that a threat ? greenlee ( to zach ) : erica 's all over kendall , so for your freak - show wedding , you two leave me out . bianca : miranda , look ! it 's your family !
jack and erica resolve their differences and discover that their wedding will take place at the boca raton resort underneath a tree that is symbolic of their family . jack calls reggie , lily , kendall and greenlee . they all get ready to go to florida . but ryan refuses to accompany greenlee . kendall tells him she does not want to keep the secret from greenlee that he plans to get a vasectomy . lily reveals that she really likes sam gray . aiden appears concerned . anita tells him there 's nothing to worry about . reggie sees the two of them kissing and is surprised . danielle tells reggie she is not ready for sex and does not want him pushing . he agrees and she confirms that she loves only him .
j.r. : hello ? will someone tell that da to hurry up with my bail hearing ? my taxes pay his salary ! my taxes are more than his salary . [ door closes ] j.r. : well , it 's about damn time . guard : ten minutes . j.r. : i do n't need 10 minutes . this visitation 's over now . [ door closes ] j.r. : hey , get out of here . tad : j.r. , did dixie say anything to you at all about your sister , kate ? [ scene_break ] dixie : expecting someone else ? too bad . greg : i have nothing further to say to you . dixie : well , i have plenty to say to you , you bastard . how could you bring tad into this ? you told him i was insane . greg : you 're crazy . you need help . dixie : you told him that our baby is dead . do n't you dare . why are you doing this to me ? greg : what difference does it make ? what are you going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : officer , i just made a mistake . i -- i thought you were someone else . officer : sure you did , pal . woman : he stalked me . he kept watching me with those creepy eyes of his , and then he just grabbed me . officer : he assaulted you ? jonathan : no , no , no . i -- no , i did n't . it was just a mistake . you do n't understand . officer : enlighten me . jonathan : i -- i missed her , and i needed her . woman : see ? he 's nuts . jonathan : no , no , i -- i needed her to know that i 'm -- i 'm looking for someone like her . i mean , that looks like her , i mean . i 'm looking for lily . officer : that 's it . i 've heard enough . you 're under arrest . [ scene_break ] man : oh , good . you got the clothes i sent over . lily : i 'm not finished getting dressed yet . man : did everything fit ? try on everything ? lily : people usually knock on the door , and then i let them in . and it takes me seven minutes to get dressed , not including shoes , so i still have two minutes left . man : it 's ok , lily . you do n't have to be afraid . would you be afraid of your brother , hmm ? lily : no touching . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : hello ? anybody ? where is everyone ? what 's happening to me ? what 's happening to my child ? answer me , somebody ? julia : hey , kendall . everybody 's still at the courthouse . we should know pretty soon . [ scene_break ] [ buzzer ] bailiff : judge o'connell is returning from chambers . all rise . judge : i am ready to give my ruling on the matter of the guardianship of kendall hart slater and her unborn child . is the petitioner here ? livia : we are here , your honor . judge : and mrs. slater 's husband ? attorney : yes , your honor . judge : at the center of this case are two innocents -- mother and child . certainly in our society , nothing is more sacred . the only obvious thing about this case is that these two lives are loved very much . our forefathers never intended the judiciary rule on matters best left to scientists and doctors . so in this instance , we must adhere strictly to who has the legal right to make a life - threatening decision . we are not here to judge which decision is more attractive or more compelling . they both are equally so . i doubt very much if anyone will feel like a true winner here . [ scene_break ] julia : it 's funny how the little things about your husband just drive you crazy . hmm . you 'll see . a physical therapist will come and do this , but hopefully , you 're not going to be out that long , so -- oh , yeah , all those things you think are just adorable about zach right now -- they 'll drive you nuts . like maybe if he leaves his clothes on the floor or he does n't hang his towel up . noah always used to call scallions `` little green onions . `` i thought it was so adorable at first . and i used to tell him -- kendall 's voice : are you kidding me ? julia : `` they 're scallions . `` kendall 's voice : onions ? i 'm in a coma , and this freak is talking about onions ? julia : drove me nuts . kendall 's voice : hey , you , let go of my leg . oh , god -- julia : i guess -- kendall 's voice : now she 's telling me about relationships . please -- please , this is intolerable . help me . i do n't know what they 're going to do to me or my baby , and this woman is trying to bore me to death . julia : i think it 's a combination of all -- and do n't even get me started about the snoring . well , that should be a little better . kendall , i know the solution to your situation . if you could just hear me -- wake up . just tell everybody what you want . [ scene_break ] judge : we are in new territory . there is no legal precedent . in the absence of a living will , who is to say what the mother 's wishes truly are ? each side has what appears to be a legitimate claim to best carry out the patient 's wishes . if the patient were conscious , she could tell us what side to come down on . that luxury is not given us here . to delay the decision is to make the decision on behalf of mr. slater , the patient 's husband . the longer we delay the decision , the more at risk mrs. slater will be , the better off the child will be . but there is an element of uncertainty at work here . the medical testimony from dr. martin was quite clear . the outcome of neither choice is predestined . all we can fall back on are odds . odds are , if we take the child from the mother now , the child will be at risk . but , that is not a given . if we do not take the child soon , the mother will be at risk , but that is not a given . thus again , i am urged to stick closely to who has the strictly legal right to make the decision , regardless of medical testimony . [ scene_break ] julia : come on , kendall , wake up . i know you can do it . wake up and tell everyone what to do . are you going to let those men decide for you ? or some judge , or your mother ? wake up . i know we do n't get along . you never hide your feelings for anybody . and i 'm probably the last person you want in this room right now . but , kendall , you 're one of the strongest women i know . and if you could just crank up that power just once , all of it , everything you have -- it 's your life . take control of it . can you do that ? kendall 's voice : if i could do it , i would be doing it . and i would crown you with the nearest bedpan . oh -- oh , god , please help me . let me move . [ scene_break ] judge : where conflict of interest is in question , where intention is not proved , we must look beyond simple common law . spousal privilege is a long- held right . the husband is legally recognized as the next of kin in a situation such as this one . however , there is a court - ordered custody agreement . another judge has looked at some of the parties involved and deemed mr. lavery the guardian of his yet unborn child . he is not able to carry out the court - ordered guardianship currently . that is why in this instance , i 'm ruling that mr. lavery 's custody order of the child supersedes mr. slater 's spousal privilege . ryan lavery , you are hereby the court - appointed guardian of the above - mentioned principal , kendall hart slater . attorney : we reserve the right to an immediate appeal . judge : duly noted . mr. lavery , i do not envy your choice . good luck . [ judge pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise . [ scene_break ] j.r. : unbelievable . here i am , rotting in a smelly cell that 's not even good enough for my help , and who shows up ? tad martin , pi . tad : j.r. , please cut it out . j.r. : yeah , i was ready to sit back and wait to hear some tough - love tale or inspirational thing , but , you know -- why do n't you save your funny questions for someone else ? tad : i just want to know if dixie mentioned any -- j.r. : i know what you asked ! tad : so you do n't remember hearing anything about kate ? j.r. : just when i think that you 're done jerking me around , you really make my day . do you actually sit back and go , `` how can i make j.r. 's days worse ? mother , check . dead sister , another check . `` tad : that 's not what i 'm trying to do . i 'm trying to help . j.r. : why do n't you save your caring for your own son ? what are you doing here , anyway ? what 's going on ? what , is it -- a dead kate 's better than a live j.r. ? tad : you know that 's not the case . j.r. : well , you see , old buddy , it does n't really matter to me , because i do n't really know jack about that . and when it comes to dixie , i do n't really care . tad : you know , whether you know it or not , we 're in the same boat . j.r. : is that the boat that goes through stupidville and turns around to gullible town ? tad : j.r. , we were both betrayed . you did n't corner the market . j.r. : yeah , i just bought it in bulk . tad : we both loved dixie . we were both betrayed . get it ? j.r. : thanks for sharing . boo - hoo . are we finished here ? tad : no . you know , there 's a good chance i might be where you are right now -- exactly where you are , if i had n't followed stuart 's advice . j.r. : you know , you really should n't pay too much attention to stuart . he 's too nice for his own good . tad : you do n't know the half of it . but it was damn good advice . he told me to stop feeling sorry for myself and try to find out about dixie 's story -- to try to find out what she lost . j.r. : well , she lost me . she probably should have stayed dead . tad : j.r. , all i 'm trying to do is figure out what happened . where she was and why , for four years . j.r. : oh , you mean the four years she was in europe without a phone ? well , i can tell you where she was n't ! my son 's birthdays , his christening . with you . tad : i know that . what i do n't know is why she stayed away so long . who she was with . if we find out , it could help us . j.r. : the only thing that would help is if you get your inspector gadget act out of here . tad : j.r. , i 'm begging you , please , help me . stuart 's right . we 've got to find out what happened before we turn our backs on your mother for good . tad : for the last time , do you remember hearing her mention anything at all about kate 's birth or death ? j.r. , come on . the reason you 're in here is because of what she did to you . because you could n't handle it . j.r. , all i 'm saying is that kate was part of the reason that dixie created the hell that she did . and we deserve to know why . [ scene_break ] dixie : you wo n't get away with this . greg : what ? are these more of your empty threats to what , destroy my career ? you are delusional . dixie : maybe i was crazy to listen to you , you miserable excuse for a human being . greg : now , if i 'm the terrible one , why did n't you tell tad that your baby was still alive ? [ scene_break ] aidan : jonathan , what 's going on ? woman : this guy stalked me and then thought he could get all handsy . jonathan : no . aidan : no , i 'm sorry if my -- my friend jonathan scared you by mistake . are you sure you 're ok ? woman : i 'm better now . aidan : officer , i promise you , this man -- he means no harm . to cut a long story short , we 're -- we 're just in search of a missing young woman named lily montgomery . and she has autism spectrum disorder . and she could be in some serious danger . and -- well , you -- you really do look a lot like her . she 's -- she 's a beautiful young woman , just like yourself . i mean , obviously , this -- this is a case of mistaken identity . i mean , jonathan just wants to find her , and -- and sometimes , he just -- he just gets so excited that he ca n't get his words out . that 's all . because , you know , he means no harm . my name 's aidan devane , by the way . are you sure you 're ok ? woman : i 'm sorry . no worries . i 'm -- i just got scared . i 'm fine now . officer : all right . jonathan : ah . officer : but a word of advice -- jonathan : yeah , ok . any -- anything . officer : i hope you find your friend . i really do . but do n't go accosting anyone else . otherwise , you 'll end up in a cell on riker 's . miss , if i could have a word -- jonathan : thanks , aidan . aidan : where are you going ? jonathan , tell me the truth . have you heard from lily ? jonathan : no . i have n't , aidan . nothing yet . but , aidan , i told you , you have to leave new york right now . if lily sees you again , she 's going to run away again . she knows that you 're going to take her back to jack , aidan . lily 's -- lily 's never going back . [ scene_break ] lily : my autism spectrum disorder means that i react in -- in other ways than -- than people . and my mind works differently . most people like touching , but i do n't like it . man : it 's cool . i do n't want to make you uncomfortable , you know ? you 're safe here . oh , i called jonathan like you asked . i gave him your coded message . lily : perfect . then i can meet him at -- man : all your boyfriend said was to come home as soon as you can . everyone 's very worried about you . lily : he wants me to come home ? that 's a 180 . man : that 's what he said . why ? lily : we were -- we want to live together . we were going to leave pine valley and -- and move in together . that 's not what he wanted . he did n't want me to come home . that 's not in our plan . that 's a complete 180 . a change of -- of opinion . man : it does n't make any sense to me , either . here , you do n't want these anymore . let me get rid of them for you . ok ? lily : what would make jonathan change his mind like that ? man : lily , let me explain something to you about younger men . lily : jonathan 's not younger . he 's older than i am . man : look , younger than , say , someone my age . younger men are rarely in a relationship for the long haul . lily : `` long haul `` ? well , what does that mean ? man : the relationship becomes too much trouble -- the girl . lily : my dad was a lot of trouble for jonathan . and my disorder made it even more difficult to be with me . man : listen , there 's no reason for you to rush back to any of that , ok ? and you can stay here as long as you like . i can take care of you . [ scene_break ] attorney : the judge should not have ruled against us . it makes no sense . but we still have some moves we can make . zach : it 's going to be too late . attorney : no , we 'll see about that . erica : livia , you were brilliant . livia : thank you . but the judge was right -- there are no winners here . erica : well , kendall won . this is for my daughter . i thank you . and now , i know that kendall will , too . ryan : let 's go . let 's go and do what we -- what we fought to do . [ scene_break ] lily : maybe my father convinced jonathan to agree with him . he can be very persuasive . i just wish i had more clarification . man : sometimes a clean break is best . in the meantime , you 're going to need some help . lily : it was very nice of you to offer to take care of me . but i 'm an adult now . i 'm 18 . so i really must follow my own plan . i just need to make some changes to it . man : so what 's next , then ? lily : would you lend me train money to go to boston ? man : sure that 's what you want ? lily : definitely . i 'll pay you back once i get a job in boston . i lost my budget book on the way here , but i worked up some numbers on the hotel stationery before you came . man : really impressive , lily . lily : i -- i can work , as long as it 's in a place with lots of numbers and no red . and i 've double - checked the train schedule . i 'll need $ 85 . can you lend me that much ? man : oh . see what i got . [ in his wallet are multiple $ 100 bills . ] man : oh , wow , sorry , i 'm a little short right now . but i can get some more from the atm when i run back to work . i 'll meet you back here later . sound good ? say , 5 : 00 p.m. today ? lily : oh , that 's after hotel checkout time . man : relax . i 'll get you another day . lily : that sounds good . i 'll send jonathan an e - mail saying good - bye , and i 'll meet you back here later at 5 : 00 . man : just be careful . they can track you down . [ scene_break ] jonathan : lily and i do n't need you here , aidan . aidan : i 'm sorry , jonathan , but you and lily do n't have the skills to make it alone , especially in a big city like this . i mean , look what just happened with that cop just now . jonathan : what are you trying to say ? that i -- that i ca n't take care of lily ? aidan : well , what if lily gets sick ? is n't she on jack 's insurance ? and how are you going to afford an apartment while lily 's at school ? i mean , lily might not be able to work much . have you got any money saved ? jonathan : lily has a plan , aidan . and she 's -- she made a budget . because she 's much better at all that stuff than i am . aidan : but lily has never paid any of her own bills before . and back before your surgery , before lily , did you find it easy to get a job ? i mean , it 's not going to be any easier to get a job now . jonathan : i love her , aidan . aidan : i know you do . but love sometimes is n't enough . you and lily do n't have the skills that you need yet to make it on your own . jonathan : you do n't know anything about lily and me . well , lily and i are going to show you . we 'll both show you . because we 're going to be just fine . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i do n't know what to tell you , tad . dixie started telling me about kate , but i told her i did n't -- i did n't want to know anything about her . look , i 'm going to be out of this pigpen in about a half an hour , so why do n't you get the hell out of my life . tad : i hope you do n't mean that . j.r. : yeah , actually , i do mean that . i should never tried to make this screwed - up family work . tad : j.r. , what happened to the young man that stood in that hospital room and thanked god that his wife and his son were still alive ? the kid i was so proud of , that forgave everybody that hurt him ? that asked for their forgiveness ? j.r. : yeah , forgiveness . yeah . that 's comical . tad : it 's not too late . j.r. : no , that 's exactly what it is -- it 's too late . i should have never come back from that steamer . the sooner you and babe and everybody else realizes that -- my son and i are done here -- the better off all of us will be . tad : you ca n't believe that . j.r. : yeah , i do . and there 's nothing you or babe or my father can do about it , so why do n't you get the hell out of here ? guard : all right , time 's up . j.r. : god . [ scene_break ] greg : tad , tad , tad . you know , once upon a time , you and tad were the prince and princess of this fair city . he was supposed to be the love of your life . a stellar detective , i 'm told , trained to ferret out secrets and answers . what really baffles me is you did n't tell him anything . dixie : i do n't have to explain myself to you . greg : to me ? no , maybe not , but to tad ? you should have told him something . you had plenty of chances over the past four years . you could have said something about what had gone on . i mean , you could 've , for example , said , `` oh , tad , our baby girl is alive , and the terrible , evil dr. madden , he 's the only one who knows her whereabouts , `` but you did n't tell him anything . somebody had to tell him something . and boy , was he surprised . dixie : you understand nothing about my relationship with tad . greg : you should 've seen the look on his face . you think i 'm the monster here ? i see through that halo and that myth . i know you for what you really are , and that is what 's killing you . dixie : what 's killing me is not knowing where my daughter is . greg : no , what 's eating away at you -- you replay it in your mind all the time , wondering if you did the right thing . you look at all the chaos you caused around here , and you wonder -- how could you screw up so badly ? the evil is not in what i did . the evil 's in what you did . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : zach , it 's you . what happened ? what did they decide please , please tell me they listened to you . they 're not taking the baby , are they ? please tell me -- what did they decide ? julia : zach , i 'm sorry . i have to finish getting kendall prepped for surgery . i 've alerted the neonatal team , and they 're on standby . kendall 's voice : oh , no . no , they ca n't , zach . they ca n't take spike . do n't let them . please , zach , do something . zach ? zach ? get away from me , julia . stop it . just stop . i will do anything if you 'd just stop this from happening , please . [ scene_break ] greg : unlike all the geniuses here in pine valley , i 've always seen you for what you really are -- a truly horrible mother . dixie : oh , and you know what makes a good parent ? you who had , what , thousands of children ? greg : now , you forget -- i 've seen you at the brink of death . i 've seen you at your most real , and in that all - important moment , what did you choose to do ? dixie : you had something to do with that . greg : now , dixie , take credit where credit is due . this town has turned you into some patron saint of mothers . but at least now they 're beginning to see the reality . if they want any evidence , they just have to look at your son j.r. you know , they say our children are the best and worst parts of all of us . what part of you would you say j.r. was ? dixie : j.r. is a sensitive , complex young man who has every right to be a little confused right now . at least i can say that j.r. is mine , not some embryo i stole . greg : oh , stop fighting . just admit it . agree with me , dixie . deep down , you believe you never deserved to have any child . dixie : how dare you . i 've seen your files . your laundry is n't exactly sparkling . greg : i give life . what is your contribution ? kendall hart 's baby is fighting for its life right now because of your wonderful mothering of j.r. you know i 'm right . you never deserved to be a mother . you were never fit . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you did this to me . is this how love really looks to you ? oh , well , look who came to the show . you guys here to stack a few more lies on the list of charges ? adam : how are you , son ? j.r. : oh , i 'm super . i 'll be walking out of here in just a few minutes -- away from you . bailiff : court is now in session , the honorable judge james beeker presiding . all rise . judge : look what we have here -- a chandler . to what do i owe this pleasure ? what are the charges here ? da : your honor , the people would like to charge adam chandler , jr. , with two counts of attempted murder , also , your honor , one count each of aggravated assault , simple assault , recklessly endangering another person , and aggravated assault on an unborn child . judge : well , that 's quite a laundry list . counselor , how does your client plead ? j.r. : not guilty , your honor . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're doing the right thing . we can safely give kendall the drug that she needs to live . and she 'll pull through and together , we are all going to fight to save your little boy 's life . [ ryan tearfully signs the form authorizing a c - section on kendall immediately . ] ryan : when -- when -- ahem . when will we know about my son and his chances ? when ? dr. mayer : it 's tough to tell . it could be a long battle ahead . ryan : oh . [ when an alarm rings at the hospital , everyone rushes to investigate . zach takes this opportunity to barricade himself inside kendall 's room . ] ryan : julia . what is that ? what is that ? what 's going on ? julia : everyone has to be evacuated . all the patients who can be moved must be taken out asap . erica : what about my daughter ? what about kendall ? julia : i will stay on the floor with her . erica : well , i 'm not going to leave my daughter . dr. mayer : let 's move , folks . ryan : ok , all right . it 's all right . no , erica , honestly . julia 's going to be here , i 'm sure it 's nothing . do n't -- do n't worry . dr. mayer : she 'll be taken care of . come on . ryan : come on . erica : oh . [ scene_break ] judge : evidence seems sufficient to bind mr. chandler over for trial . bail recommendations ? da : yes , your honor . the people request that the defendant be held on remand . attorney : oh , that 's ridiculous . we request mr. chandler be released on his own recognizance . da : yeah . your honor , we consider mr. chandler here to be an extreme flight risk . he has significant wealth , a passport , private jet . attorney : look , your honor , my client runs a local - based corporation . he has strong roots in this community -- a son , a family -- da : yeah , a son that your client has threatened to whisk away to some foreign country somewhere on more than one occasion . attorney : my client is perfectly willing to surrender his passport . da : your honor , if kendall hart slater should die , the charge will be murder -- a capital crime . judge : ok . enough , i got it . bail is set at $ 1.5 million , cash , and your client will surrender his passport . [ judge pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise . j.r. : i 'm the criminal ? you guys are thieves . get the money from my company 's assets . adam : i 'm sorry , son . i 'm afraid that 's not possible . j.r. : what are you talking about ? adam : your assets have been frozen . j.r. : by whom ? adam : by me . j.r. : you think you 're so smart ? i 'll get out of here . you 're all going to regret it , every single one of you . [ scene_break ] [ after eating a soft pretzel on the steps of the public library , lily spots jonathan in the crowd . ] lily : jonathan ? [ scene_break ] tad : adam ? adam : just leave us alone . we do n't need your concern or your pity . ryan : so -- so kendall 's ok ? erica : nothing happened to kendall during the fire alarm ? julia : kendall is fine . we just had to follow procedures . apparently , it was an electrical malfunction . erica : oh . ryan : ok . so , what now ? julia : well , i continue getting kendall prepped for surgery and then she 'll go into the or erica : can i see her before she goes upstairs ? julia : oh , of course . oh , that 's funny -- i do n't remember those blinds being down . ryan : what 's wrong ? julia : well , i do n't know . i -- i ca n't open the door . [ knock on door ] kendall 's voice : is it ok , zach ? did you take care of everything ? did you take care of spike ? [ pounding on door ] julia : hello ? who 's in there ? zach : they 'll take spike over my dead body . julia : who 's in there ? [ next_on ] dixie ( to j.r. ) : you tried to kill your wife . be a man . take responsibility for it . derek : let 's go , zach , or i 'll have to break the door down . zach : you try this door and someone 's going to get hurt . kendall 's voice : zach , i do n't want you to die for me . i do n't want --
the judge makes a difficult ruling , admitting that there is no victory for anybody in what he decides . he rules that he will give ryan lavery the privilege to decide the fate of his unborn child and put that before zach slater 's spousal rights with kendall . that means that ryan is likely to disregard what zach knows are kendall 's wishes to save the baby first . ryan decides , with erica that they will opt to save kendall by delivering the baby although it will risk his life . when kendall is unconscious and ready for surgery , zach barricades the door to he room and prevents the doctors and nurses from entering to deliver the baby against his and kendall 's wishes . jr has a terrible attitude while in jail and feels no remorse for what he intended to do to babe and what happened to kendall . the judge rules that he goes back to jail and adam freezes jr 's assets . tad still wants to find out if kate is still alive . dixie still will not tell him , however , because she is afraid of greg who tells her she is unfit to be a mother .
singer : oh i feel that the one that flies away to a higher height erica : uh -- pam , as fascinating as i am , one person does n't make good tv . pam : good tv is a lock tonight . singer : how can it be ? shout it out . if you 're happy and and you know what it 's about [ scene_break ] jonathan : what kind of a sick game are you playing ? was that you at the wedding ? ava : damn straight ! i even snagged the bouquet . jonathan : i warned you -- i warned you about messing with lily . ava : dude , she practically begged me to be her stand - in -- that is how much she did n't want to see you . [ scene_break ] ryan : on the -- on the way down here , on the plane , you said that you understood why i fell in love with greenlee . bellman : quickie divorce -- we 've got three others on this floor alone . grab some sun , have a drink . before you finish that first piña colada , it 's done . ryan : i got to say i 'm -- i 'm a little freaked out . i mean , you understand why i fell in love with greenlee , why i married her . annie : ahem -- what i do n't know is why you ever divorced her . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee can take away everything i love . i know it sounds like i 'm being paranoid , but i 'm not , zach . she 's dangerous . zach : look at you -- a strong woman , but greenlee can still cut you to the core . kendall : not exactly how i 'd put it , but yeah . zach : you want me to get rid of her ? [ scene_break ] ryan : on the flight down here , you and i both wanted to shove greenlee into one of the overhead compartments . annie : not the whole flight . ryan : ok , fine -- you had an asthma attack and greenlee found your inhaler , thank god . but one lucky save does n't make up for everything that she 's done . annie : look -- look , being stuck in a metal tube with the other mrs. lavery was horrible . and i -- i 've heard about greenlee , i know -- she 's -- she 's manipulative and two - faced and -- and ruthless . i 've heard just about every wicked thing the woman 's ever done . ryan : and you experienced one live and in person . annie : oh -- oh , do you think i 'd forgotten the fact that she had you arrested at our wedding , that she ruined our party , that she freaked out our daughter ? it was -- it was terrible . but this greenlee -- well , that greenlee just saved my life . ryan : ok , i mean -- and i am beyond grateful for that -- well , obviously . i just think that you 're giving -- giving her a little bit too much credit , that 's all . annie : your ex - wife flew down here on a plane -- willingly -- with you and your new wife to give you a divorce . ryan : something that she should 've done a long time ago . look , you know what ? this is all going to be over in a couple hours , so you and i should go downstairs . we should go to the bar , we 'll get a couple of drinks -- i 'll get you one with a little umbrella on top -- and we can just forget -- annie : ryan -- ryan , the woman that you loved and lost is in a room across the hall . this is a big deal -- for all of us . i just -- i do n't think that we should blow this off . ryan : why does it sound like you 're taking her side ? annie : i -- look , i am not taking her side . but when you stop breathing and start again , things look different . for a minute , i could kind of see her side . you signed those original divorce papers because greenlee left , not because you stopped wanting to be married to her . ryan : i want to be married to you . i would be married to you if greenlee had n't ruined our wedding day , all right ? greenlee is -- she 's the past . you 're the present , and you 're the future , all right ? you , annie , i -- i want you . annie : our story -- ahem -- our life adventure is just beginning . but you have n't finished writing the last chapter with greenlee . find her , ryan , talk to her , and when you 're done , come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee sits alone on the beach ] [ scene_break ] kendall : get rid of greenlee ? zach : i 'll make her go away . what ? kendall : well , is n't that a little drastic ? zach : i want my wife to be happy , and if that means that greenlee has to go somewhere else , i 'll make it happen . kendall : you ca n't force her to leave . zach : she 's trying to make you feel guilty about living the life that you deserve -- that 's screwing with my family and our happiness . why would you want her around ? kendall : i never said i wanted her around . zach : you did n't say you want me to get rid of her , either . kendall : so , deep down , i must really want her to stay . even though looking at her face every day would be pure torture , it would be even worse if she were out of my life . is that it ? zach : i do n't know . is it ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : you just met lily . you have no idea what she wants . i know her . ava : huh . really ? well , obviously not well enough to spot a fake . [ as lily ] i was 42 minutes and 6 seconds late for the wedding . jonathan : shut up . shut up ! ava : oh -- you want to dance ? jonathan : ava , lily was my wife . before that , we were best friends . we understood each other in a way that nobody else in the world did . and that night when we danced , i told her i loved her , because she 's smart , and she 's beautiful , and she made me feel like nobody else ever has . nobody 's ever going to say those words to you , because you 're a liar and a con . you have no right to look like let alone pretend to be her . ava : [ normal voice ] from what i 've heard , you 're the liar and the -- [ as jonathan ] c - c - c -- c - c - c -- con . [ normal voice ] what 's wrong , jon boy ? you pissed i 'm never going to let you work my sister again ? or are you jealous because she loves me and not you ? i am lily 's sister , her family , and what are you ? what are you to her ? you 're nothing -- and that 's the real reason you 're mad , is n't it , jon ? this whole time you thought you were scoring points with lily , she was ready to just run back to your arms . why do you even keep trying , jon ? you know that you ca n't touch her . jonathan : get away from me . ava : you 're never , ever going to feel her body upon yours . what 's with that ? you like it like that ? are you some kind of kinky boy , jonathan ? ok , first you 're a killer , and then you 're a moron , and now you 're a loser perv . ca n't you just take a freaking hint -- lily does n't want you , and she never will . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] erica : do n't you sit down . you go away . jack : well -- erica . erica : oh -- jack . my goodness , i did n't , uh , really see you come in . and , barbara -- well , you 're looking almost presentable . barbara : dining alone , are we ? [ erica laughs ] del : erica . you look stunning , as always . i had to stop by and tell you about my new book . you know , they 're calling it the beach read of the summer . it follows this big group of friends -- erica : you know what , del ? i am so thrilled that we could finally get together . i am just dying to catch up with you during dinner , as we planned . singers : shout it out . put your hands up erica : go with it . singer : and move to the ground . shout it out . if you feel like erica : thank you . [ standing on the sidelines , tad covers his face with one hand as erica whispers in del 's ear ] singer : if you 're like me you 'll like it erica : hi . singer : whoo my life changed in an instant . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 've never flown divorce air before . is there usually so much turbulence ? ryan : they say it 's bumpy on the way down , but it 's smooth on the way back . greenlee : and in between ? ryan : surreal . greenlee : three hours on a flight with my soon - to - be ex - husband and his soon- to - be new wife , bunking on the same floor as the honeymoon suite . yeah -- `` surreal `` pretty much sums it up . ryan : you look different . greenlee : it 's the hair . i ca n't tell you how many stylists went to town on these locks over the past two years . i had them all fired . ryan : it 's the eyes , greenlee -- they 've changed . greenlee : yours , too . when i left town , i looked into the eyes of a man i did n't know anymore . we were so far apart , disconnected , broken . when you died , we died -- or so i thought . but we 're back , you and i , ready to live again . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you have one smidge of doubt as to where i stand on greenlee , then i have officially gone soft . i want greenlee out of my face , out of pine valley , and out of my life . zach : done . kendall : i will take care -- zach : what ? kendall : yeah , i will take care of her myself , and i will have a blast doing it . zach : this one 's on me . you got the baby , you got to take it easy . kendall : all of this baby stuff -- the bottles and the sonograms and -- and , you know , formula and all that stuff -- it 's turning me into a total mush . i used to be a force , fierce -- i mean , really , so fierce that i scared myself . what happened to me ? what happened to kendall , the bitch on wheels ? zach : she turned into a sloppy mom . kendall : ok , well , being a mom should n't turn me into a different person . it should take everything that i am and multiply it by a million . i -- if i would do anything to protect myself , then i would go off the charts for my child . [ knock on door ] zach : hannah , hi . hannah : hi . zach : what 's going on ? hannah : i 've come to give you my resignation . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you see , this tough - girl act may work with your strung - out friends that you rub up against , but not on me . what do you think you 're doing here ? you -- you going to move in , take over lily 's life ? right , you going to use her credit card to buy your trashy clothes ? going to pass yourself off as lily and go to places that you 're not invited , because let me tell you something -- nobody wants you here , ava . ava : you and i both know that 's a lie . jonathan : you have no clue who lily is . you can take her clothes , you can put on a phony voice , but you will always , always be nothing but a cheap fake . ava : [ as lily ] you know , detectives use three factors to solve a case -- observation , deduction , and knowledge . and i observe that you ca n't take your eyes off me right now . and i deduce that your heart is beating very fast . and i know it 's because you want this . [ lily kisses jonathan then he kisses her ] jonathan : no -- you 're a con , all right ? you -- you want everything that belongs to lily . you -- you better not hurt her , you hear me ? you better not hurt her . and do n't you ever , `` ever `` touch me again . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] erica : so , del , how -- how are you enjoying your job at the club ? i 'm sure it 's really challenging , both mentally as well as physically . del : you know , it 's short - term , really . singer : hey , hey del : as soon as my book comes out , i 'll be on tour -- tv appearances and -- and book signings and all that stuff . erica : tell me about all the -- the chicks and the guy stuff . tad : excuse me -- i 'm sorry to interrupt , but i think you left a 20 on the bar . del : oh . excuse me . erica : yeah . tad : and you -- [ tad bends down and gives erica a big smooch ] singer : it 's really happening tad : i am so sorry if i am late , because you are so gorgeous . erica : oh , it 's ok . tad : did you get it ? erica : got it , uh - huh . tad : thanks for keeping my seat warm . would you forgive me for a sec ? barbara . barbara : hmm . tad : did n't see you when i came in . barbara : tad ! tad : been ages . barbara : seems like yesterday we were sharing workspace . tad : i always thought of it as more of a play space . oh , you 're going to have to forgive me -- i 'm on an incredibly hot date . barbara : oh . singer : all right barbara : kudos , erica , for still going through with the divorce . i mean , after that night that i spent on the yacht with jackson , it was clear to me that the two of you were definitely finished . erica : ah . well , it was clear to me that you definitely need to see a trainer . jack : ok , you know , barbara , this really is n't necessary to do this kind of thing -- barbara : i disagree , jack . i think jackson is way too good for you . erica : well , no pride , no shame . barbara : and i think that your audience deserves to know the truth -- i intend to show them . erica : ok , that 's it . we 're done here . no need to waste any tape on this nonsense . pam : uh -- who are you with ? man : `` larry longan : live . `` pam : nice try , sweets . larry 's producer has 10 years and at least as many emmys on you . man : we 're freelance on special assignment -- `` erica kane 's divorce watch . `` pam : oh , it 's on , baby . mr. thing is about to get schooled . [ erica laughs ] erica : wo n't you join us ? jack : we 'd be delighted . barbara : what ? jackson -- jack : come on , barbara . barbara : i 'm not sitting next to her ! no ! jack : oh , come on , let 's go . grab your wine . grab your wine . singer : hey , hey , hey , hey tad : ahem . singer : uh - huh tad : so , want to split the crab cakes ? barbara : i think erica 's already had her appetizer -- your man ditched you . i 'm sensing a little pattern here . erica : well , is n't this just the way it should be -- three adults and barbara , sitting together at a table , raising their glasses and just rising above all our past conflicts -- jack : yes . erica : and enjoying each other 's company ? jack : i was just saying to myself , `` why do n't we do this more often ? `` barbara : because we 'd rather spend our nights in . how 's the pi business ? tad : oh , terrific -- bigger office . my partner 's not so cute , though . barbara : oh . tad : what are you doing to pay the rent ? barbara : ahem . i 've -- um -- put my career on hold so i can keep an eye on sean . erica : oh -- barbara : have you tried the bread , erica ? erica : oh ! singer : oh , a terrible night erica : well , is n't that considerate of you ? because i was just so sure that you had -- um -- already scarfed down the whole basket . jack : what do you say we order ? i 'm going to have the duck . tad : terrific . erica : do n't you mean the cow ? barbara : what have i told you ? she is so immature , she is so uncivilized . could we please go back to our table , jack ? erica : but we 're having such a nice time . tad : no , pumpkin , please . we never get any cuddle time . barbara : erica can run her ratings stunts without us , jack . jack : barbara , please . barbara : i said no . erica : well , that 's a first . tad : oh , look -- a muffin . [ tad pretends to reach for the bread basket and knocks the glass of red wine into barbara 's lap ] barbara : oh ! jack : oh , oh ! [ scene_break ] kendall : why do you want to quit cambias ? i mean , from what zach said , you 've been a total rock star . hannah : it 's a great company , it 's just not for me . kendall : are you unhappy with the salary or the benefits or the boss ? hannah : no . no , no , no , it 's not as specific as that . it -- the bottom line is i 'm not going to get what i want from cambias , so there 's no point in staying . kendall : well , what do you want ? zach : you do n't have to get into it . hannah : i -- uh -- i did n't come to pine valley to meet new friends or find a new job . i came because of my child . and if i could get back what i lost , i would . [ scene_break ] ryan : so where you been all this time ? greenlee : different hotels , different towns . it all just seems like a big blur the first couple of months . i remember a lot of driving . and this ache -- in my stomach , in my neck . all over . but there was something about the road -- um -- moving , that helped . ryan : i ate up a lot of -- a lot of highway on my bike , trying to outrun -- things . greenlee : wind in your hair , the radio cranked up . it worked for a while . then i 'd stop , and it would get quiet again . i was alone and the pain was still there , and -- well , you ca n't outrun it , because the pain is inside you . ryan : you ca n't eat . you ca n't sleep . greenlee : there 's a weird numbness . i was there , but i was n't . it was me , but it was n't . ryan : almost like -- almost like you 're outside your own body watching from a distance . i felt like that , too . for a while . greenlee : first , i stayed at all these old country inns . you know , with the four - poster beds and the bathtubs with the feet . and i 'd sit outside and have my coffee in the morning . and in the afternoon , i 'd go to the shops , but i was n't really there . i was floating , drifting . nothing touched me , nothing mattered . and then when i heard about simone , and erin , that 's when i saw their faces . fusion . on tv and in my head -- everywhere . that 's when it hit me , when something broke through . simone 's voice -- `` stop with this thelma- and - louise routine already and get your butt back to pine valley . `` so for once , i listened to simone . i mean , for the first time in my life . and here i am . ryan : here we are . ryan : so , are you done punishing me ? greenlee : i think if anyone has a right to ask that question , it 's me . ryan : and how exactly am i punishing you ? greenlee : oh , living through it was n't enough ? i now have to rehash the gory details ? i 'll pass . ryan : greenlee , i had nothing to do with what kendall pulled at the fertility clinic almost two years ago , and i am certainly not going to apologize for the result of that . now , if you 're talking about what happened before that -- greenlee : yeah -- no , i 'm not talking about two years ago , i 'm talking about now . you slapped me down from the beginning , and you have n't stopped since . ryan : i would be on my honeymoon with my wife , but instead , i 'm on some island cleaning up a mess that you made , greenlee . so will you please remind me how you are the innocent victim here ? greenlee : you did n't have to be so harsh . ryan : you had me arrested for bigamy at my wedding , greenlee . what did you expect , a hug ? greenlee : i 'm talking about before the wedding , when i sent you the ring ! ryan : the -- the what ? greenlee : `` mr. lavery said tell the lady we do n't want it , and we do n't want her . `` you were such a jerk . at least own up to it . ryan : i have no idea what you 're talking about . greenlee : oh . you have no memory of receiving a hand - delivered envelope with my `` dynamite kiddo `` ring on it on your wedding day ? you shoved it right back in my face . ryan : no , not me . jonathan . i did n't know . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] barbara : another childish ploy to get jack 's attention . first , the french maid outfit . tad : oh , i thought that was our thing . barbara : and then -- excuse me -- and then you ship me off to sea . and now , you stoop to ruining my clothes ? jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . this -- this was n't erica 's fault . erica : well , why do n't you just take your pants off the way you usually do ? barbara : oh . you know , erica , this show , pretending to take the high road -- it 's not working . america , meet the real miss erica kane . she 's losing it because she ca n't stand that her man has moved on to bigger and better things . erica : oh . oh , i think america can see who 's losing it tonight . del : this a documentary ? pam : reality show . del : seriously ? you know , i 've always wanted to try out for one . barbara : no , please , just stay and indulge erica , please . just keep this ridiculous charade up , all right ? tad : oh , come on , babs . it 's no use crying over spilled merlot . erica 's right -- be a sport . i 'll make it up to you . take off your pants , i 'll take off mine . barbara : i 'll return your car tomorrow . and you -- i will send you the dry- cleaning bill . erica : ooh . jack : ahem . pam : need a ride home , handsome ? jack : yes , pam , i do in the worst way . thank you very much . can we go now ? pam : do n't thank me -- thank erica . she 's driving you . singers : living up living to be close to you erica : uh , tad ? would you give jack a lift ? [ tad snickers ] tad : would i give jack a lift ? uh -- do n't get me wrong . i mean , he 's a very attractive man , but i thought you and i had something special . jack : ok -- tad : no , no , no , no , no , no , no , wait a minute . if you 're so determined to be friends with your ex , then you can play chauffeur . jack : let 's just let it go . i 'll get a cab , all right ? erica : oh , jack , do n't be silly . i 'll give you a ride home . singer : in my heart and it 's so true , oh pam : the wine spill -- genius . [ scene_break ] sean : hey , so , here 's the deal . look , you 're cool , hanging out with you is cool , but we ca n't hang like that anymore . ava : oh , hi . sean : all right , you and me -- you and me ? it 's -- it 's been chill , but i kind of need to do my own thing . ava : yeah . ok . sean : i 'm serious . ava : huh . sean : stop . ava : stop what ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you were cheated out of so much . so , wanting it back makes all the sense in the world . i mean , your -- your baby boy was practically stolen from you . all your hopes of -- for the future , your dreams of being a mother . um -- i hope this does n't sound too forward , but maybe what you need is to have another child . [ scene_break ] annie : stop -- no . it 's fine . they have to do this , it 's fine . huh . it 's all good . kendall 's voice : greenlee 's -- she 's difficult . she 'll suck you in . she 'll win you over and make you laugh with her cynicism and her sarcasm . i did n't see the knife in my back until it was too late . [ scene_break ] ryan : i had no idea that you sent me the `` dynamite kiddo `` ring , the ring . why ? why -- why did you do it ? greenlee : when you surprised me with that ring , we were on a plane on the way back from `` our `` honeymoon . what a difference a few years makes , huh ? when you were a kid , you used that ring to defend the universe , but something was always missing -- a partner , a partner to share the adventure with . when you gave me that ring , it 's because you finally found the perfect partner . i sent it to you to remind you of that , of us . ryan : then why did you have me arrested ? greenlee : because you got married . ryan : greenlee , you sent final divorce papers , and i signed them . greenlee : and you assume that i did n't file them , because i wanted to punish you down the road . i hate that you think i 'd want to hurt you -- ryan : i begged you not to leave , greenlee . greenlee : i know . ryan : i told you that i would do everything in my power , i would spend my entire life trying to make up for my mistakes , that i would do whatever i had to do to make you trust me again . greenlee : i know . i was hurt , i was angry . i was n't thinking straight . ryan : greenlee ? you told me that there was nothing left . greenlee : i was n't ready . i needed time . ryan : so much of what happened between us was about choices -- the choices that i took from you . i promised you that i would never do that again , that i would respect whatever decision you made . and you decided to leave . greenlee : yeah , but back then , that 's what i had to do . things are different now . ryan : you wanted me to give you a divorce , and you wanted me to leave you alone and then you got in your car , and you left . that was your choice and i respected it because you wanted me to . greenlee : you do n't understand ! ryan : no , no , i do understand ! no , no , i do , i do -- payback . that 's why you did n't sign the divorce papers -- to hurt me . greenlee : no , that 's not true ! ryan : well , then tell me why you did n't do it . why did n't you go through with it ? why did n't you get your nice , shiny divorce , greenlee ? greenlee : i did n't want a divorce ! i wanted you to come find me and hold me , and make me believe that we could start over . i sent you the papers , because i wanted you to fight for me . nothing mattered because you were n't there . every time i drove into a new town , i 'd think , `` is this the one where ryan 's going to come and find me ? maybe tonight . maybe tonight he 'll knock on my door and say , ' hey there , butterfly . why 'd you go and do a silly thing and fly away from me ? you belong with me . i 've come to take you home . ' `` did you ever feel that way ? when i cried , did you still love me ? ryan : more than anything . signing those divorce papers killed me . greenlee : because -- because you still loved me as much as i loved you ? ryan : yes . [ scene_break ] jack : look , erica , this was your idea . you 're the one that wanted to turn our marriage into a -- erica : our divorce . jack : look , you asked me if i wanted to be in your reality tv show . i said , `` no , i did not . `` you got angry with me and said i did n't respect your career . now , i say , `` ok , i 'll do it , `` and what do you do ? you get angry with me and say , `` i do n't respect your career . `` erica : bringing barbara to dinner is respecting my career ? i mean , you really ought to take pity on her , and my audience . barbara in high - def ? jack : oh , come on . you do n't care one fig for barbara . i do n't know what you 're so upset about anyway . look , if we 're not in love , as you insist , then why should n't i date ? and if i do date , does n't that just prove that you 're right ? erica : you know , i 'm in no mood to be cross - examined , counselor . all i want to do is drop you off , check on lily and sean , and go home where i can have some peace and quiet . jack : well , that 's fine with me . erica : good . jack : perfect . erica : and who gave you permission to drive my car ? you want to play along , play nice . for our nice , friendly divorce , be courteous , be polite . well , was n't that a lovely evening . i hope the kids had as good a time as we did . did n't sean say that he has a history final this week ? [ the camera follows erica and jack inside their house where ava and sean are making out on the sofa ] jack : yeah , he said he nailed it -- what are you doing ? get up out of there ! erica : oh , cut , cut ! cut ! cut ! [ scene_break ] zach : resigning now may not be the best idea . hannah : well , it 's not your call . zach : no , it 's not my call , but what do you expect me to do ? take over chandler by myself ? hannah : hmm . zach : you want to be at that party , do n't you ? kendall : goodness gracious . somebody needed a diaper change . zach : aw . kendall : yes , i know . yes . zach : stinker ? kendall : oh ! zach : now , it 's my turn . come here . kendall : ok . come on , baby . [ while kendall and zach are distracted , hannah lifts their keys off the table ] zach : you do n't need a disciplinarian , do you ? kendall : oh . no discipline for this one . zach : shh . ok . kendall : you know you love your male - bonding time , do n't you ? zach : you do , huh ? that 's all right . now , where were we ? kendall : oh . zach : right . i 'm going to make a run at chandler . will that make you change your mind ? hannah : well , i 'm intrigued , i really am . i just do n't know if it 's enough to make me stay . zach : you think about it . hannah : oh . i will . i 'll give you an answer soon . good night . kendall : bye . hannah : bye . kendall : `` making a run at chandler `` ? zach : yeah . boy needs a hobby . speaking of boys , this is man time -- no girls allowed . oh , my honey . kendall : oh , but look at him . oh , honey , ca n't you just make a little , you know -- come on , just once , change your mind , please ? zach : no . kendall : no . zach : so what happened last night , huh ? we 're up 2 - 0 , and next thing you know , we 're in overtime . guess that 's playoff hockey . [ hannah stands outside the condo holding the keys ] [ scene_break ] annie : you can put it anywhere . thanks . waiter : wham - bam divorce ? annie : yeah . waiter : a lot of that going around . annie : hmm . waiter : ahem . buck up . you 'll be a free woman before you know it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : now you know the truth , the real reason i sent you those divorce papers . you did n't fight for me then , ryan . will you fight for me now ? [ next_on ] jack ( to erica ) : it 's been very difficult around here without you . pam : still getting the audio ? man : every word . colby ( to adam ) : you 're killing yourself , and i do n't want you to die . di : where 's ryan ? annie : with her . greenlee ( to ryan ) : tell me you still love me .
annie questions ryan as to why he and greenlee got divorced . kendall is afraid that greenlee will take away everything that she loves . zach asks kendall if she wants him to get rid of her . ryan assures annie that this will all be over in a couple of hours . ryan assures annie that he wants her , not greenlee . annie encourages ryan to find greenlee and talk to her . as greenlee sits alone on the beach , ryan joins her . jonathan and ava argue over what type of person lily is . jonathan orders ava away from him . jack , erica , and barbara all plan to eat dinner at the yacht club . when del comes up to tell erica about his new book , she asks him to join her so she wo n't be seen eating alone . hannah visits zach to give him her resignation and steals his keys . jonathan tells ava that no one wants her here . ava and jonathan kiss . jonathan pulls away from her and tells her not to ever touch him again . tad gets rid of del and joins erica who invites jack and barbara to join them at the same table . the dinner is being taped for reality television . barbara throws a roll at erica from across the table . greenlee tells ryan everything that has been going on since she last saw him . ryan asks greenlee if she is through punishing him .
[ thunder ] [ from different sides of the room , zach , kendall , and david train their guns on adam who 's standing in his study ] [ scene_break ] opal : krystal , what are you doing ? did you come through the house ? krystal : it 's bad , opal . it 's bad . opal : no , is it with tad ? aidan : what 's going on ? [ gunshot ] [ opal and krystal scream ] [ scene_break ] [ in the study , adam falls to the floor with a loud thump ] kendall 's voice : you better not say a word , adam . if you do -- david 's voice : you are through messing with my life , destroying lives , people i love . i promise you , adam , i will come to you in the dead of night . krystal 's voice : i 've got nothing left . zach 's voice : if my son does n't make it -- krystal 's voice : because of you . zach 's voice : and if anything happens to my son because of it , if he suffers one second , i will kill you . j.r. 's voice : it 's not going to be easy . david 's voice : i will kill you . j.r. 's voice : you square in -- krystal 's voice : i swear i will kill you . david 's voice : you will go to hell with my smile burned into your eyes . adam 's voice : i must die for all i 've done to all of you . [ scene_break ] [ using only their flashlights to see with , jesse and his officers enter chandler mansion with guns drawn ] jesse : it 's clear . i want you to cover this floor first , be careful . i 've got a body in the living room , shot in the back . [ scene_break ] kendall : wait , wait , wait , ryan , no , no , i -- i ca n't just leave him there . i ca n't leave him . we have to go back . ryan : if the cops find us , kendall , we got to go . kendall : no , i will not leave him . i will not leave him . ryan : ian is alive . kendall : what ? what , what are you talking about ? ryan : he 's alive , ok ? he 's alive , and he needs you , kendall . come on , let 's go , let 's go . [ scene_break ] jesse : looks like the shot came from the terrace . police ! do n't move ! officer : he 's got a gun -- [ jesse shoots multiple times through the terrace door ] jesse : tad , come on . oh , my god . call an ambulance ! officer : we need a bus , 300 river road . [ opal screams ] jesse : go , go , go . opal : do n't shoot . krystal : is -- is he -- officer : the chief told you two to wait in the car . scott : i just heard shots . is everybody -- officer : do n't move ! scott : i do n't have a gun . let me -- let me help my uncle . officer : you ca n't help him . jesse 's voice : where 's that damn ambulance ? man 's bleeding to death out here ! krystal : someone else got shot ? officer : suspect trying to -- lady , wait ! you guys -- you ca n't -- wait ! this is a crime scene . jesse : you should n't be out here . officer : i tried to stop them , sir . krystal : who did this ? you ? opal : tad , no , no , no , no . jesse : the ambulance is going to be here any second , all right ? get out there . you meet them , and you send them right back here . secure the crime scene . opal : how could you do this to my son , to your best friend , how ? jesse : opal , opal , it was dark . i thought he was the shooter . opal : well , you thought wrong . tad did not come here to put a bullet in adam . he came here to stop j.r. from doing it . j.r. : dad ? officer : you ca n't come in here . j.r. : dad ? scott : j.r. -- j.r. : dad ? scott : adam 's gone , j.r . j.r. : get off me ! scott : come on , j.r. -- j.r. : dad ! scott : j.r. , he was shot in the back . j.r. : what ? scott : look at me , look at me ! your father 's dead . i 'm sorry . j.r. : what ? wha -- ? oh my -- you did it . did n't you ? you just could n't wait to get your hands on chandler enterprises . little a . little a ? little a ! [ scene_break ] aidan : hey , buddy , emma was just here , right ? where did she go ? little adam : i do n't know . aidan : you sure ? j.r. : you ok , buddy ? you 're ok , yeah . i 'll be right back , ok ? [ aidan exhales ] aidan : look , i can explain why i 'm here , all right ? j.r. : no , i know what you 're doing , ok . you 're looking for that crazy annie . aidan : you saw her ? j.r. : oh yeah , i saw her . she had that gun -- colby : j.r. , i need your help . emma wandered off . i ca n't find her anywhere . what are you doing here ? j.r. : colby , emma did n't wander off anywhere . annie kidnapped her right after she put -- right after she put a bullet in dad . colby : wha -- what happened ? is dad ok ? j.r. : come here , come here . no , that 's why i need you to stay right here , ok ? just stay right here , really , all right ? ok ? stay here . colby : how can he not be ok ? where are you going ? j.r. : i just going to -- i 'm going to get the cops , all right ? colby : j.r. ! [ aidan escapes out the window ] [ scene_break ] opal : i knew this was coming . i saw it , clear as day , tad 's head all covered with blood . krystal : opal -- opal , sit down . sit down . opal : but in my vision , he was alive . now i see him slipping away . krystal : no , no , tad is not going anywhere . he has two little girls , and they need him . opal : this is all my fault , krystal . i never should have let him get anywhere near this house of horrors . opal : who 's that ? [ running footsteps across the terrace ] jesse : could have been adam 's killer . krystal : krystal , keep pressure on his wounds until the paramedics -- krystal ! opal : i 've got it , i 've got it . jesse : krystal ! opal : do n't worry , shh . just be careful . krystal : it 's ok , it 's ok . he 's going to be all right . jesse : another suspect just took off across the back lawn . he 's headed west . i need you to get out there and call for back up . i want this guy locked up . officer : you got it , chief . j.r. : the guy that you 're looking for is aidan . he 's working with annie . she 's the one that -- shot my dad . jesse : annie is halfway across the globe , j.r. interpol is watching her . j.r. : really , i just saw her in my house with a gun ! jesse : you been drinking ? j.r. : god ! emma is missing from the nursery ! i went up there to check on my son , and aidan was interrogating him . when i told him i was going to get the cops , he jumped out the window . jesse : i need you to put an apb out on annie lavery , and issue an amber alert for her daughter , emma . where does that tunnel go ? scott : that could lead to a couple of places on the property . j.r. : no , it only goes to one place . that 's the garden . some of it got caved in during the tornado . if you come with me , i 'll show you . jesse 's voice : all officers , suspect is headed for the garden . i repeat , suspect is headed for the garden . officer : chief , this is bailey . i 'm in the garden . i got two sets of footprints , one male , one female , over . [ scene_break ] ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa . kendall : no , no , no , ryan , i need to see ian . i need to see him . ryan : i know , but not yet , not yet -- kendall : no , no , listen to me . i thought he was dead , ok ? i need to hold him . i need to feel his heart beating . and i need to remember why we did this . ryan : there could be a cop outside ian 's door , ok ? you need to clean your shoes off , they 're muddy . they 're going to see the mud , they 're going to know that you were -- kendall : i do n't care , i do n't care . i do n't give a damn , ryan . ryan : really , you want them to put you in jail ? kendall , is that what you want right now ? kendall : maybe they 'll arrest me anyway . ryan : they wo n't arrest you anyway because you did n't kill adam , zach did . [ scene_break ] david : i need your assistance , please . gayle : of course , doctor hayward . if this is about mr. chandler firing me -- david : adam chandler is dead . gayle : did he overdose on pills ? david : no , gunshot wound . gayle : how can i help ? david : all right , if anyone comes around here asking questions , you tell them that we were together tonight . can you handle that ? gayle : on one condition -- we actually do spend the night together , all night . [ david kisses gayle ] david : soon , very soon . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , thank god . oh , thank god . angie : we were able to resuscitate him and put him back on the ecmo machine . kendall : how long did his heart stop ? angie : several minutes . we were giving him oxygen , and chest compressions kept the blood flowing to his brain . kendall : thank you so much . thank you for saving my beautiful boy . angie : sweetheart , you know , as much as i try to separate the two , i 'm as much a mother as i am a doctor , and i know -- i know what it 's like to want to have your child back healthy and whole . but you know , it 's really jake you need to thank , because he refused to give up . kendall : i -- i still ca n't believe this . i mean , i really , really thought that he was gone . angie : yeah , we all thought we 'd lost him . jake performed a true miracle . and i have to tell you , kendall , you know , before that , when zach came in to say goodbye , and he took ian 's tiny hand , and seeing how much that man loves his son , it broke my heart . jesse tried to find you and zach , you know , and give you the good news , but you were gone . i really hate to think that he is still lost in all that grief . ryan : i 'm sure zach is just fine . he can pretty much handle whatever comes his way . kendall : uh , how -- how are the kids ? ryan : well , i have n't been able to get in touch with colby . she 's probably still dealing with little a and emma but corinna put spike down hours ago -- ok ? jake : we have a critical coming in from the chandler mansion . angie : any word on the victim ? jake : just that it 's , uh -- male , and it 's a gunshot wound . kendall : ryan , if adam survives he 'll -- he 'll talk . he knows everything . we have to find jesse right now . ryan : let zach handle the cops , ok ? kendall : no , you do n't understand . adam saw me at his house with a gun . if adam talks , ian will lose both his parents . ryan : adam 's not going to talk . i 'll make sure of that . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my god , what the hell happened ? opal : you happened , that 's what . tad got shot trying to keep you out of trouble . krystal : oh , my god . jesse : whoa , whoa , whoa , i need to ask the two of you a few questions . j.r. : i already told you , annie killed my father . what else do you want to know ? officer : chief -- jesse : um -- what was tad doing with this ? [ scene_break ] [ zach makes sure an officer sees him running by the gate , then fires his gun in the air ] officer 's voice : hold it , hold it right there ! come out where i can see you . [ gunshot ] jesse : come in . any available officer , come in now . officer 's voice : chief , this is bailey . jesse : bailey , i heard a gunshot . it sounded like it came from the front gate . i ca n't get any response . bailey 's voice : on my way . [ radio static ] jesse : come in . come in , officers at the front gate , come in , damn it . [ gunshots ] zach : coming out . officer 's voice : toss the gun , and come out slowly . turn around , hands behind your head . [ gun hitting the ground ] officer : on the ground , on the ground . chief , at the gate , suspect in custody . jesse : what about the girl ? any sign of emma lavery ? [ scene_break ] [ everyone speaking at once as tad and adam are brought into the hospital on stretchers ] angie : page dr. steele in neuro right away . opal : please -- jake : tad . who shot my brother ? opal : jesse . angie : what ? opal : thought he saw a shadow on the chandler terrace , assumed it was adam 's killer , fired away . jake : tad ? can you hear me ? officer : i 'm going to need the bullet you pulled out of chandler 's back . we need to see if it matches the weapon found on the scene . jesse 's voice : dispatch additional units to the chandler mansion . i need all officers on the lookout for the missing child . ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa , a child is missing from chandler 's ? officer : a little girl , taken by her own mother . [ scene_break ] officer : chief , where do you want this guy ? jesse : slater , where 's annie ? where 's -- where 's devane ? officer : i have n't seen him . this guy who shot at me by the gate . jesse : who else is here in the house ? j.r. : colby 's with little adam , that 's it . jesse : i want you to take these three to the library , hold them there for questioning . j.r. : chief , i want to go to the hospital . jesse : yeah , so do i , but i got work to do . listen , i 'm going to need your cooperation so this investigation , unlike some others , gets done right . get colby to come downstairs , you stay with the little boy . female officer : ok . jesse : bailey , go get those lights back on . find out what happened . you , i need everybody else to spread out , find that little girl . and you are here because -- zach : i came to kill adam . [ scene_break ] [ colby sobbing ] colby : daddy ! i want my daddy ! scott : it 's ok . colby : why did she have to kill him ? why could n't annie just take emma and go ? j.r. : maybe that was her plan , and dad tried to stop her . colby : so , she shot him ? j.r. : it would n't be the first time that lunatic killed someone who got in her way . scott : what makes you so sure it was this annie person ? j.r. : because i saw her with a gun right before my dad got shot . scott : but you did n't stop her . why ? you too drunk ? j.r. : come on , scott . i was sobered up by then . [ j.r. recalls a woman throwing a glass of water at his face ] j.r. : hey . scott : you were passed out , but annie wakes you up , so you would know that she was stealing emma ? yeah , that makes a lot of sense . j.r. : what ? you a got a better theory there , chandler ? scott : yeah . there 's a guy out there in handcuffs . we risked his son 's life . did you honestly think that zach would n't make us pay ? [ scene_break ] zach : i came in through the terrace . the parlor was empty . i went to the foyer . that 's when i saw the gun . i searched the rest of the house , and then finally found adam back here , in the parlor . jesse : and then what ? finally . then what , zach ? zach : i heard someone coming , i went out the house , and then around to the terrace , so i could get a better shot , and then i fired . jesse : and you killed adam . zach : he killed my son . jesse : your son is not dead , zach . [ scene_break ] kendall : you just rest , my strong little man . mama 's here . daddy 's with you , too . no matter what , we will always be with you . and i 'm so sorry , baby . we underestimated you . i should have known you 'd have the strength to hang on . but when your heart stopped beating , ours did too , and after everything you 've been through , after what they did to you , we had to get justice . oh , my god . oh , my god , what have we done ? ryan : it 's going to be ok . it 's going to be ok . kendall : ryan , adam saw me . ryan : adam was brought to the hospital in a body bag , kendall . kendall : no , no , no , no , no , no . jake said he was in critical condition . ryan : jake -- jake was talking about tad . jesse saw somebody sneaking around the mansion . he thought he was the killer . kendall : my god , is tad ok ? ryan : they do n't know yet . they do n't know . no word yet . kendall : well , what about zach ? i mean , if he 's not a suspect , then why is n't he here ? ryan : i ca n't really think about zach right now . annie took emma , and i 've got to go and i 've got to find my daughter . [ scene_break ] zach : what did you say ? ian is alive ? jesse : yeah . he 's alive , zach . zach : ok . take these off me . i 've got to go . jesse : hey , whoa , whoa . zach : i 've got to go see my son . jesse : you 're not going anywhere until i 'm done with you , ok ? i 'm tired of you running all over me like this . officer : someone broke into the box , tripped all the breakers -- had to reset them all . jesse : any sign of annie ? emma ? officer : so far , we got nothing . all right , get back out there . they ca n't have gotten far . zach : how is he doing ? jesse : well , when i left the hospital he was stable . zach : my boy 's stable , and you wo n't let me see him , because i killed the man that tried to kill my boy . jesse : listen to me . listen . hey , hey , hey , come on . zach , emotion took over , right ? you flew into a rage . you came here with the express order to kill adam . then you stopped to turn off the lights . you shoot him in the back -- i do n't know . it does n't make sense to me . zach : why does n't it make sense to you -- why ? jesse : because you were on a mission to shoot him in the head -- look him in the eyes , shoot him in the head . that did n't happen . he was shot in the back -- coward style . you 're not coward . you want to tell me what the real story is ? i saw you at the hospital when your boy flatlined , zach . you flew into a blind rage . the only thing on your mind was to get here , kill adam . why am i going to believe that you would stop at the fuse box first ? zach : other people in the house -- women and children . jesse : yeah . that kind of thinking , you know , that 's kind of logical , rational . all you had on your mind was that your boy was dead . there 's no rationale after that . zach : i told you what happened . jesse : you 're lying , zach . you lie to me all the time . i have proof . zach : you have evidence . my fingerprints on the murder weapon , powder burns on my hand , motive . jesse : you and everybody else in this town had motive . everybody wanted to see adam chandler dead . [ scene_break ] j.r. : slater wanted my dad dead , but a bullet in the back ? no . that 's not his style . scott : well , maybe he wanted to throw off the cops -- get them sniffing around someone else . j.r. : who ? annie ? zach did n't know that she would be here . scott : maybe he wanted to frame one of us . think about it . aside from colby , everybody in this room had a motive . adam blackmailed krystal to get custody of little a . you thought that he might have killed dixie . i 'm in line for chandler enterprises -- j.r. : will you just stop it ? i told you who did it . just keep your mouth shut . scott : j.r. , we are all suspects . that 's why there 's a cop outside this door making sure we do n't leave . krystal : all right , stop it , ok ? this is n't some game -- `` who shot adam in the parlor with a gun . `` scott : i want to make sure that the right person goes down for murdering my uncle . krystal : this is n't some mystery that needs solving . zach slater shot at a police officer while running from this house . does that sound like an innocent man to you ? no . case closed . j.r. : slater takes the fall . well , that would work out perfectly for you , would n't it ? where were you when my dad got shot ? krystal : do n't even start , j.r . j.r. : when i came home tonight you were holding a gun on him . krystal : and when i left , you were holding a gun on him . colby : that 's not true . krystal : colby , i 'm very sorry , but there 's a very good chance that your brother did this . scott : hey , krystal , back off . colby : j.r. would never shoot our dad . j.r. : but hayward would . that 's why krystal wants this wrapped up real quick . she knows that if we think about it , we 'll realize that david had more motive than any one of us . krystal : my husband is not a killer . j.r. : come on , would you look at the facts ? a bullet in the back ? that 's classic hayward . the tunnel door was left open . david practically lives in our walls . plus , i saw him at the front gate . that gun that i had ? i took it right out of his hand . [ krystal recalls talking to her husband ] david : and why should n't i be the one to end it ? just go the hell home . krystal : no , no , no , no , no , no . you ca n't . you can not go over there . david : i 'm not giving you a choice . adam is dead man . krystal : i saw david , too . i ran into him in the garden after i left . he was headed for the mansion , but he turned around . j.r. : how do you know ? krystal : he got an urgent call from the hospital , and he took off . david has n't been in this house all night . little adam : yes , he has . [ scene_break ] jake : ok . so , is this my brother 's cat scan ? dr. steele : the bullet is lodged in the anterior frontal lobe . david : a rather precarious spot . dr. steele : if we remove it , there 's a good chance your brother will come out of surgery a very different man . jake : well , if we do n't remove it , he 'll come out of there a dead man . i 'd rather see him alive and a little different than very dead and in a box . i 'm sure his children would agree . dr. steele : we 'll get him prepped . david : all right . jake : i 'll scrub in . david : no , that 's not going to happen , doctor . you 're too close to this case . if dr. steele needs assistance , i will provide it . jake : really ? and let me ask you this , what if we did let you root around in my brother 's brain ? that is the last thing he would ever want in this life . david : that 's you 're opinion , doctor . unfortunately , your brother is not able to provide his own at this moment . jake : well , you 're just going to have to take my word for it , are n't you ? david : you 're wasting valuable time . why do n't you go sit and wait in the waiting area with opal ? jake : or you 'll what ? you 'll have me fired again ? i do n't really care . all i care about is saving my brother 's life . david : so , why do n't you do him a big favor . stay away from the or . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're here . kendall : yeah , of course , i 'm here . where else would i be ? erica : he 's all right . look , i had several messages from the hospital . they were looking for you and zach , and they did n't know where either one of you were . kendall : well , the doctors prepared us for the worst , and we really thought it was here . so , i needed some air , and i went up to the roof . erica : for how long ? kendall : i do n't know , mom . i did n't know there was a search party out . i mean , if you really needed me , why did n't you just call ? erica : because i was in a hot bath , and i had my phone turned off . i just got my messages myself now . kendall : so , you have n't talked to anyone ? erica : about what ? kendall : adam . he 's dead . ryan was in the er when they brought in his body . adam was murdered . erica : how awful . kendall : you already knew . [ scene_break ] opal : he 's going to be all right . he has to be . angie : listen , dr. steele is a brilliant neurosurgeon . jake : tad should n't need surgery . angie : i am absolutely sure that there is a reasonable explanation . jake : you think he was angry enough to try to kill adam ? opal : well , no . but j.r. sure was . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you saw grandpa david here tonight ? little adam : he took me up to my bed when the lights went out . j.r. : did grandpa david come to the house to see you ? little adam : no , grandpa adam . [ scene_break ] officer : sorry , buddy . no one comes in . no one goes out . ryan : look , officer bailey , my daughter is missing , ok ? officer bailey : emma lavery ? yeah , we searched the whole property . no sign of the girl -- no sign of her mother . ryan : well , then where the hell is she ? [ scene_break ] aidan : annie ? emma ? you still here ? [ aidan finds annie 's passport still in the basement ] [ scene_break ] [ the wall in the chandler 's linen closet moves , signifying that someone is hiding in the mansion 's tunnels ] [ scene_break ] ryan : look , i know you searched the house , but this is my daughter that we 're talking about here , so i need to see for myself . officer bailey : listen , buddy , i am under strict orders -- [ ryan punches the officer down and runs onto the chandler property ] [ scene_break ] jesse : i know there 's a lot more to the story , but i can wait as long it takes for you to give it up . [ zach recalls kendall 's promise ] kendall : if ian dies , i 'll kill adam . jesse : i know you 're angry . you just lost your boy , but killing adam is not going to bring him back . you hear me ? listen to me , listen to me . there 's still time , zach . if you want to take back your confession , i will erase everything , and we 'll start over . ready to tell the truth ? [ front door closes and ryan appears in the room ]
things run amuck at the chandler mansion . kendall stands outside the patio doors with her gun aimed directly at adam . zach has his gun aimed at adam from the back . david steps out from the one of the many tunnels that runs under the house . a woman comes out of hiding and goes upstairs . krystal visits opal to let her know what is going on at adam 's . opal and krystal scream just as a shot rings out . adam falls to the floor . you hear the voices of everyone , who threatens to kill adam for what he had done to them . jesse and the police arrive at the chandlers ' and finds adam dead with a gunshot wound to his back . ryan finds kendall outside of the chandler mansion and tells her that ian is alive . jesse sees a shadow outside of the patio doors and thinking that it is adam 's killer , fires two or three shots . jesse is stunned when he sees that he had shot tad . scott tells j.r. that adam is dead . j.r. goes upstairs to check on little a and finds aidan with him . sgt . bailey finds two sets of footprints in the garden . j.r and aidan find out that annie had taken emma . zach confesses to jesse that he had come there to kill adam .
greenlee : how 's madison ? ryan : she 's sleeping . greenlee : is scott still here ? ryan : yeah . he 's camped outside madison 's door , but she wo n't see him . he wo n't leave . you do n't have to be here . greenlee : of course , i do . that 's your baby girl in there . ryan : i 'm just saying you have a business to run , and she might be in here for months , you know ? greenlee : you want me to go ? ryan : greenlee , can you -- greenlee : do you blame me for this ? [ scene_break ] ricky : i can not believe you 're gon na be my wife . i 've never been this happy . kendall : i 'm -- i am so lucky to have you in my life , and i want it to be forever . ricky : it will , kendall . i know that it will . kendall : i 'm so excited about all of it -- especially about getting to know all of you , every part of you , holding nothing back . [ scene_break ] griffin : all right . ahh . [ opens ricky 's laptop ] let 's see what we got . i know it 's in here , reverend rick : proof you and your casino buddies murdered zach . let 's see what we got . what ? no . no , no , no ! you erased your entire hard drive . everything 's gone . [ scene_break ] erica : that is your plan , is n't it , to take over my life ? jane : you 're as smart as you are beautiful , but it 's not a plan anymore . it 's reality . erica : the reality is that you are delusional . you really think anyone 's gon na believe this ridiculous impersonation ? jane : they already do . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm happy for you , jack . i am . jack : krystal , hang on . you have to know that the last thing i wanted was for you to get hurt . i 'm very , very sorry . krystal : i 'm not . i do n't regret anything that happened between us . yeah , i guess i did get a little carried away , and i thought maybe we could be something more than friends , but we ca n't . because whether or not i like it , there 's only one woman in this world for you . [ scene_break ] jane : everybody in pine valley is so happy to have erica kane back . erica : no , this will never work . the real erica kane will stop you . where is jack ? he got the ransom demand . he was on his way to rescue me . jane : oh , he did rescue you -- at least , he thinks he did . erica : why are you doing this ? what possessed you to transform yourself , to steal my life ? i need answers . i deserve answers . jane : all right . take a deep breath , and i 'll tell you . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee -- greenlee : this whole mess started because i lied to you . so we need to talk about what happened between me and madison before the accident , before she went into labor . ryan : ok . fine . so madison confronted you after she found out everything from david ? greenlee : yeah , she really went off on me . and if our fight is what caused her to crash , it caused the baby to come early . [ scene_break ] ricky : you do n't want to know everything about me . trust me , it 's not that interesting . kendall : oh , come on . what 's the matter ? you think i 'm gon na see your flaws or your mistakes , your regrets ? ricky : i do n't live with regrets . kendall : all right . then tell me everything . come on . i do n't expect perfection . i 'll respect you more if i know that you 're human . ricky : the only thing that you need to know about my life is how it flipped when you came into it . kendall : flipped in what way ? what do you mean ? you 're gon na be my husband . i want to know you . i want to really know you . ricky : kendall , we have 50 years for that . now let 's go celebrate our engagement . kendall : i promise we will . but first , we have to do this . we need honesty and openness and being real with each other . it 'll only bring us closer together . is n't that what you want ? ricky : more than anything . kendall : ok . then you have to trust me that sharing everything will make our love stronger . [ phone rings ] ricky : you should get that . kendall : hello ? griffin : you alone ? we need to talk . kendall : i 'm not interested . griffin : you 're not alone ? you 're with ricky . i 'm heading over . kendall : no . [ scene_break ] krystal : let 's face it . erica may have been out of sight , but she was always on your mind . jack : you 're right . krystal : of course , i 'm right . and now that erica 's back and -- our relationship from now on is strictly professional . it 's what 's best for you , and it 's what 's best for me . [ scene_break ] erica : how did you do it ? surgery ? jane : now , what does that matter ? i 'm here now . i 'm you . erica : no , you 're not . you 're not me . you 're -- i do n't even know what to call you . jane : `` jane `` is fine . erica : jane . do n't you have people in your life who would tell you this is too extreme ? jane : you know what ? sometimes you have to do something extreme . are n't you a little flattered ? i worshipped you . erica : and then you stole my face . jane : doctors did a great job , did n't they ? it was a long process , worth it . i 'm like a piece of art . erica : but why ? why would you go to such lengths ? jane : you have an incredible life . i know . i 've studied every piece of it -- your work , your celebrity , everything you 've accomplished . you 've been through so much , and you are better than ever . you have a fabulous man , high - class career , millions of people who love you . the day i just spent as you -- it was the most incredible day of my life ! erica : but you still have n't answered the most basic question . who are you ? jane : erica , is n't that obvious ? i 'm your biggest fan . [ scene_break ] kendall : i said i 'm not interested . griffin : kendall . kendall : do n't call here again . ricky : who was that ? kendall : that was just another annoying person selling magazine subscriptions . i 'm sorry about that . all right . ok . so now the floor is all yours . all right . no more interruptions . would it be easier if i ask the questions ? i will . so have you always wanted to be a minister ? ricky : no . i wanted to be a point guard for the sixers , but that did n't really pan out . kendall : did you grow up in philly ? ricky : not the nice part . my neighborhood was pretty harsh . kendall : so why did you want to become a minister ? ricky : my father was a minister . kendall : oh . the family business -- that 's cool . ricky : not according to him . kendall : he was n't supportive ? ricky : my dad ? supportive ? that 's not a word i would use to describe him . `` harsh , `` `` judgmental , `` yeah . when i told him i wanted to go to the seminary , he laughed in my face . he told me i would n't measure up . kendall : look how wrong he was . you 're incredible at what you do . ricky : i do n't think he 'd agree with you on that one . kendall : he needs to come here and see how you work . which brings me to my next question : why pine valley ? what drew you to this place ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] ryan : he griffin : hey . it 's griffin . i 'm in ricky 's hotel room . ryan : did you find anything ? griffin : he wiped out his entire hard drive . any evidence we had on him to connect him to the casino owners or diana holden is gone . ryan : damn . griffin : listen , i just called kendall at home , and she hung up on me . she 's got to be with ricky . i know you got your p.i . watching her , but i 'm heading over there anyway . ryan : i 'm at the hospital . i 'm closer . i 'll go . that was griffin . i got to go check on kendall . greenlee : is everything ok ? ryan : i think kendall is alone right now with ricky . greenlee : i 'll go . let me go . ryan : no , no , no . no way . greenlee : look , i 'll call you if there 's anything new , and i 'll see if the doctors let you in there for some baby girl time when you come back . ryan : yeah , `` baby girl time . `` touching my little girl with gloves , huh ? ok , i 'm gon na go . i 'm gon na go check on kendall . i 'll be back as soon as i can . greenlee : let me come with you . ryan : no . i got to do this by myself , ok ? you should stay . [ scene_break ] jack : special order of krystal 's -- crab cakes . erica ? sweetheart , are you in there ? where the hell did she go ? [ phone chirps ] jack : here 's a text . `` jack , had to run out and take care of some important business . back soon . love you . `` so what the hell could be so important ? [ scene_break ] erica : you 're an intelligent woman to pull this off . but this idea that you can take my identity is just crazy . jane : it 's already working like gangbusters . jackson even served me breakfast in bed . i do n't think i 've ever had that in my whole life . oh , and those sheets of yours ? to die for . erica : you were in bed with jack ? jane : oh , nothing happened . but jack did hold me in those great , big , strong arms of his . erica : you might 've been able to pull this off for 24 hours , but one little mistake , and it 's all over . jane : i know . exactly . it 's one thing to know about your life , but i have to keep learning the little things , the things that the people closest to you would know if i screwed up . erica : well , if you expect me to teach you how to be me , you are really crazy . jane : that 's too bad . because if you decide to hold out on me , a little accident might just happen involving spike or little miranda . erica : you say you admire me , but you threaten to hurt those little children ? what kind of a monster are you ? jane : look , i do n't want to do this . i am not a bad person . i just need your help , that 's all . erica : you want me to help you steal my life ? jane : i do n't look at it as stealing . it really would be a gift you would give me . you have no idea how much i need this . erica : jackson will come for me . jane : look , how about we make a deal ? you provide me with a little coaching , and i will give you some perks . erica : what does that mean ? jane : i could provide little tidbits . i could fill you in on what 's going on with your family and friends . little pieces of knowledge just to carry you over . i have one juicy bombshell -- and not to worry . i am already looking out for your interests . erica : what are you talking about ? jane : your love life . that tramp krystal . while you were gone , jack kissed her . erica : i do n't believe you . you 're just trying to get a rise out of me . jane : jack told me himself , that he did n't want to risk losing you again by keeping secrets . i love that . erica : what exactly did jack say ? jane : he said that he thought you left him , and he was very angry . and so he turned to krystal , and he kissed her . and he said it was all his fault , not hers . erica : enough . jane : you 're hurt . erica : krystal has been trying to get her cheap , fake nails into him for months . jane : look , i 'm sorry . i never would 've told you this if i knew you were gon na be so upset . i would n't have sprung it on you like this . erica : oh , do n't pretend to care how i feel . jane : look , there 's enough heartache in the world . i just wanted you to know that i am looking out for you . erica : do me a favor and stop . jane : when you walked out on jack , he was feeling very alone and very vulnerable . erica : oh . so now it 's my fault ? why am i talking to you about this ? i do n't want you near jack any more than miss moonshine ! jane : all right . fine . then i 'm going . oh . i almost forgot . i need your engagement ring . erica : excuse me ? jane : the rock . jack noticed that i 'm not wearing it . erica : i 'm not wearing it either . jane : nice try . wherever you put it , go get it . look , i thought we had a whole new level of trust here . it 's exquisite . erica : you may be able to take my ring , but you can never take my memories . the day jack proposed to me was one of the most romantic days of my whole life . he took me up on this rooftop overlooking pine valley at sunset . it was just glorious . pine valley was shimmering below us , and he asked me to be his wife . [ scene_break ] jack : frankie ? how 's asher doing ? frankie : the swelling went down in his spinal column , but aside from that , we wo n't know anything for sure for a few more days . jack : i guess we just hope for the best , huh ? frankie : can i help you with something ? jack : yeah . actually , i was wondering if you 'd seen erica . she left her engagement ring here the other day when she was treated , and i thought maybe she 'd come to get it back . frankie : as far as i know , i have n't seen erica since we released her . but we keep a log of patients ' belongings . i can take a look if you want . jack : i appreciate that . thanks . frankie : erica . no record of an engagement ring . jack : are you sure ? frankie : the thing 's like a disco ball . i 'm sure we would n't have missed it . [ scene_break ] jane : i knew it . i knew you were after jackson . krystal : could you just take it down a notch ? jane : you have n't begun to see my notches yet . you are such a pathetic vulture . krystal : welcome back , erica . jane : did you really think i would n't find out that you swooped down on my fiancé when his defenses were down ? krystal : that is not what happened . jane : oh , save it , krystal -- whatever your name is . have you looked in the mirror lately ? do you really think you 're any match for erica kane ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : how was school ? emma : fine . can we go see madison and my baby sister ? greenlee : not now . emma : why ? greenlee : they 're resting . emma : then i 'll wait till they 're awake . greenlee : i know how badly you want to see them . but right now madison really is n't having visitors , and the baby 's so tiny , you ca n't even hold her yet . emma : liar . you wo n't let me see my mommy , and now you wo n't let me see my baby sister . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] kendall : sorry . i 'll be right back . hi . hi , ryan . how is madison ? how 's the baby ? ryan : madison is sleeping , and the situation with the baby has n't changed . kendall : i 'm sorry . is there anything i can do ? ryan : all we can do is wait , really , and pray . kendall : listen , when i had ian , i was scared out of my mind . i was so afraid for him . i thought he was helpless and fragile , but listen to me , ryan , he was n't . he was n't . he was a fighter , just like your little girl , just like her brother spike . ryan : 28 weeks ? kendall : i know . i know it 's early , but positive thoughts -- that 's what she needs , and that 's what she 's gon na get from us . she 's gon na get positive thoughts . ricky : hey . how you holding up ? ryan : other than the fact that my daughter was born 12 weeks early , i 'm doing just great . thanks for asking . ricky : listen , i know that this is an incredibly difficult situation for you , but sometimes some good news helps . you want to tell him ? kendall : yeah . um -- ryan : you -- you guys -- kendall : yeah , we 're engaged . ryan : wow . when did -- ricky : just right now . you 're the first one to know that she said yes . kendall : uh , yeah . i know this -- this may come as a shock , a little bit as a shock . ricky : obviously , this is n't the right time . i 'm sorry if i was insensitive . kendall : no , it 's ok . so , ryan , everything is fine here . why do n't you go back to the hospital ? ricky : please give my best to madison , and know that i will be praying for your baby . and if you need me to come to the hospital -- ryan : you stay the hell away . kendall : ryan , back off . ok ? i know you 're upset right now , but i wo n't let you take it out on my fiancé . ricky 's a good man . i wo n't let you attack him ryan : kendall , i -- kendall : listen , i know how hard it is to be happy for other people when you 're suffering . i went through that exact thing when you and greenlee were engaged . i alienated my best friends , because i was in pain . and i 'm sure hearing from a man of god right now has got to be hard when your little girl is in the hospital . ryan : yeah , i guess i just do n't really need to hear any platitudes about god listening to me right now , that 's all . ricky : i understand . ryan : do you really ? kendall : i just want you to see how much ricky has done for me . when i met him , buried in grief , and he pulled me out of it . he showed me that i could find happiness again and that i could find love . ricky : i 'm gon na do right by her . i promise . kendall : can you excuse me ? can i talk to ryan alone just for a little bit ? ricky : yeah , of course . ryan , please accept my apology . and if there 's anything that i can do -- ryan : yeah . kendall : you know what ? you heard him . this is not about you at all . this is about the baby . he 's angry at god and he 's lashing out at you . ricky : listen , tell him that i 'm sorry again , ok ? i 'll see you later . ryan : what were you thinking ? kendall : listen to me , please . i know what i 'm doing . ryan : you know what you 're doing by marrying the guy that murdered zach , kendall ? kendall : ryan , i have got to get justice , ok ? i 've got to . i have to prove that he brought down zach 's plane . ryan : yeah , that was the plan , right ? that was the plan . marrying the guy was not the plan , kendall . kendall : listen to me please , ok ? we need access to information , all right ? his fiancée will get the information . ryan : ok . i got to be at the hospital , like , all the time right now . i 'm not gon na be around very much to protect you . kendall : it 's ok . you do n't have to be . ryan : no , it 's not ok . what if i 'm there , and then all of a sudden something happens ? there 's a problem or something ? kendall : listen , you have a private detective following me everywhere i go . griffin : and you have me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm not trying to keep you away from your sister . emma : then why wo n't you take me to the hospital ? greenlee : i just -- i do n't want you to be upset . emma : i 'm upset , because i ca n't see her . can you take me , please ? greenlee : all right . all right . but before we go , you need to be prepared . she does n't look like all the other babies . emma : she 's small . greenlee : she 's tiny . she 's really , really tiny . and she has tubes and wires attached to her to get her stronger and to tell the doctors and nurses if she 's doing better . and we ca n't touch her . we ca n't even get close to her . all we can do is look through the glass . now , are you sure you still want to go ? emma : yes . i want to tell my baby sister i love her . greenlee : i 'm sure she 'll be very happy to hear that . come on . emma : sorry i yelled at you before . greenlee : that 's ok . you know , sometimes when we 're angry , we attack the people closest to us . emma : why ? greenlee : because it 's safe . we know that no matter what we say or do , they 're always going to love us . and it 's true , emma . i will love you and your daddy always , no matter what . [ scene_break ] jane : throwing yourself at jack ? how pathetic are you ? krystal : i understand you 're angry , erica . i do . jane : oh , you have been trying to sink your cheap , fake little nails into jackson for months . and did you really think that you could compete with erica kane ? krystal : that was never my intention . jane : i am a woman who has been loved and adored by men all over the world , and none more important than jackson . and for me to think of you having your paws on jack ? that is just revolting . krystal : ok . look , i 'm sorry you were kidnapped . but jack was hurt , and he was confused . come on . you strung him along for months . you refused to commit . he thought you left him at the altar . can you blame him ? jane : i would never blame jack . i blame you . actually , i pity you . here you are . you 're stuck in your dull little life , while i , erica kane -- i have a fabulous life . the jealousy must be eating you up inside . krystal : yeah . it is , yeah . in fact , it 's really too much . i better get back to work . jane : yeah , you do that . you go back to your dirty little dishes , and i will go back to my fabulous , glamorous life . but before i do -- oh , how can i put this so your little pea brain can comprehend this ? you stay away from my man . jack : ok , and that 's enough . you had to get that off your chest ? ok , you 're done . now , did you have your fun ? jane : i really did . [ scene_break ] griffin : how could you tell him that you 'd marry him ? what should i get you two for a wedding gift , his and her straitjackets , because you 're both nuts ! ryan : none of us are in a really great place right now to think clearly , and i 'm very sorry that i lost it . but just hearing that psycho offer sympathy for my little girl -- it was too much . kendall : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . ryan : it 's got to be rough for you , too , right now . kendall : i have to do this . i have to do whatever i can to earn his trust . and i believe ultimately he will slip , and he will give me the evidence that i need . griffin : kendall , it 'll never work . kendall : it already has . i 've already got him talking about his past and his family . griffin : so , what , you think one day over a cup of coffee , he 'll just casually tell you how he killed zach ? kendall : no . no . i think he will bring me deeper into his world . griffin : and then what ? it was one thing when we were stringing him along to try and get into his computer , trying to find some incriminating files , right ? but now those files are gone . now you 're gon na walk down the aisle with this freak , and then what ? and then what , kendall ? kendall : listen to me . ultimately , guys like ricky -- they brag , ok ? they confess . there 's got to be some other evidence out there . if you did n't believe it , then what are you still doing here ? if you want to quit , fine . fine . go ahead , quit , but i wo n't ever . i 'm just gon na keep working ricky until eventually i get what i need , and i will get something . griffin : yeah , if he does n't kill you first . ryan : i got to get back to the hospital . griffin : all right . listen . you take care of your baby . i 'm gon na take care of kendall . ryan : you keep me posted , ok ? kendall : yeah . you 're crazy . you 're completely crazy for coming out in the open like this . but thank you for looking out for me . griffin : you 're welcome . so you want to go shopping for a wedding dress ? kendall : i had to take off zach 's wedding ring . i had to accept his engagement right here in my house . griffin : kendall , you do n't have to go through with this . kendall : yes , i do . i will marry him if i have to . but after this , i will make sure he suffers every day for the rest of his life . [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : there 's no chance she 'll get away with this . anyone who knows me will know that she 's a fake . jack will know . [ scene_break ] jack : just so we 're clear on this , i talked to krystal earlier , and she was understanding and gracious . she knows where i stand , and that is with you . jane : oh , jack . jack : so let 's just put this behind us , ok ? we 're together . you 're safe , back where you belong . jane : i 'm sorry that i got so agitated . i mean , i 'm still coming down from that explosion , and i 'm explosive . jack : that you are . jane : and krystal went after what 's mine . jack : i told you about the kiss so that we would have no secrets between us , not so you would attack krystal . you 're the one i want . you 're the one i love . jane : and i love you , too , jack . take me home this instant . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you ready ? there she is , your baby sister . emma : she 's so small . greenlee : yeah , but she 's strong , just like you . emma : is she gon na be ok ? greenlee : that 's what we 're all hoping for . and the doctors are working as hard as they can , doing everything possible to make her better . but do you know what the best medicine is ? love . look at her . you know , spike and ian were really small when they were born , too . emma : they were ? greenlee : yeah . yeah , but they also had all the best doctors taking care of them . and they also had family and friends all around them , cheering them on . spike and ian turned into strong , healthy boys , right ? emma : so my little sister will be ok ? greenlee : that 's what we all want , honey . and you know what we have to do ? we have to keep thinking about her and praying for her and sending her our love . emma : i 'm scared . greenlee : i know . it 's ok . i 'm here . emma : do n't be mad at greenlee , daddy . i asked her to bring me here . ryan : i 'm not angry . [ scene_break ] griffin : it 's not enough that he murdered your husband . now he wants to replace zach ? i wonder how long he 's had that ring . the idea of him wanting to marry you after every -- kendall : this really bothers you , does n't it ? griffin : yes . what bothers me is that if there 's something else that ricky is , is that he 's smart . ok ? there was a reason he erased his entire hard drive . kendall : what do you mean ? griffin : maybe he thinks somebody was snooping around his computer . kendall : you do n't think he knew you were in there , do you ? griffin : no . if he knew i was in there , he would 've sicced the cops on me . kendall : ryan went off on him earlier , and then bianca -- she lied to him about trying to get him away from me . griffin : we have to make sure he 's not getting on to you . [ scene_break ] [ erica remembers ] jack : will you marry me again ? erica : yes . yes , jack , i will marry you -- just as soon as you expose that woman for the fraud she is ! [ scene_break ] jack : whoa . hey , you got your engagement ring back . jane : oh , yes , i did . i picked it up at the hospital . jack : at the hospital ? really ? that 's a little peculiar , because i was just there talking to frankie . he checked the patient log , and there was no record of your ring ever being there . jane : because a fan took it . jack : a fan took it ? jane : yes . a nurse . she got a little star - struck . jack : did you at least tell the hospital ? call the police ? nothing ? jane : well , no . you ca n't punish people for loving erica kane . if you could , you 'd be in big trouble . jack : devotion is one thing , my dear , but grand larceny is quite another . jane : always the lawyer . but do n't worry . i worked it out . i gave the nurse an autograph , she gave me my ring , and i will never , never take it off again . jack : you had better not . jane : oh , jack , i 'll never forget the day you proposed to me . you took me up on that rooftop overlooking all of pine valley . that beautiful sunset , pine valley just shimmering below us , and you asked me to be your wife , for better or for worse , and most importantly , forever . jack : that 's a hell of a story . too bad it never happened that way .
erica confronts her captor jane and demands to know her real name . jane does n't tell her and erica insists that she will never be able to take over her life . jane gloats that she already has and tells erica that jackson kissed krystal while she was away and erica is very angry about it . jane asks erica to give her the engagement ring jack gave her erica does n't want to at first but jane threatens to do something to miranda and spike if she does n't give her the ring . erica tells jane that jack proposed to her on a rooftop at sunset when the proposal actually happened at her hospital bedside after she was rescued from the mountain . jane then goes to krystal 's restaurant to confront her and tell her to stay away from jack . jack arrives and `` erica '' apologizes for her behavior and jack assures her that she is the only woman he loves . once at home `` erica `` ca n't stop talking about how beautiful her ring is and remembers her proposal on the rooftop at sunset . jack thinks that proposal would have been a wonderful idea but it did n't happen that way . jack also tells `` erica `` that he went to the hospital to pick up the ring but they did n't have a record of the ring being taken from her . `` erica `` tells jack that a nurse who was a fan had the ring and she got it back today .
( missing the beginning ) edmund : this guy tried to kill mia . he 's after my daughter . we need bigger guns . derek : i talked to the bureau . they 're sending somebody down . edmund : what about chris stamp ? derek : he 's taken an extended leave . i heard something about him going down to italy . edmund : what , trying to get over erica ? derek : i feel for the guy . he took a real hit . edmund : yeah . he 'll tough it out . derek : hell , yeah . agent stamp will be back , big and bad as ever . [ foghorn sounds ] [ evan grunts ] [ splash ] evan : ciao , agent stamp . michael : well , this is it , father -- the day i take down erica kane , with the press out in full force to record her last gasp . mr. cambias : do n't count your stock options just yet . erica is a formidable opponent . you 'd be a fool to underestimate her . michael : oh , no , no . this time i 'm going to succeed where you failed . mr. cambias : perhaps . perhaps not . michael : thanks for the ringing endorsement . mr. cambias : michael , i 've spent years building cambias industries . michael : yes , and you wo n't live forever , father . only the son that you groomed to take over did n't live to ascend the throne . now , i may not be the favored son , but i am the future of cambias industries . and after today , even you wo n't doubt me . kendall : come on already , greenlee . i do n't want to miss the fun . greenlee : kendall , we do n't have time for this . we have a company to run and a new ad blitz to brainstorm . kendall : we 've also got ringside seats for the clash of the titans . greenlee : oh , you mean your sleazy boyfriend staging a public coup , humiliating erica ? kendall : well , does n't that give you the warm fuzzies ? greenlee : well , yeah . but i hate to see erica bow down to a creep like cambias . kendall : i do n't want you here for erica . i want you here for me . greenlee : come on , kendall . michael cambias is in this for himself . there 's no way he 's going to share the glory with you . kendall : i do n't know . sometimes things happen when you least expect them . greenlee : you want to wipe that grin off your face and tell me what 's really going down ? talk or i walk . jack : well , well , well . looks like you 're going to be playing to a full house , huh ? erica : jack , you are still recovering , so if this is too much for you , honestly , i can get you a room upstairs . jack : and miss this ? not on your life . erica : is everything in place ? jack : oh , we are most definitely good to go . aidan : maureen , i -- i would never leave you . why are you so upset ? maria : just forget it , forget it . it 's really nothing . i mean -- aidan : you 're shaking -- maria : look what time it is . have you had breakfast yet ? we should probably go have something to eat . aidan : maureen , please , talk to me . aidan : no , it 's not nothing . did another memory sneak up on you ? am i right ? maria : no , no , you 're not right . it was just a -- it was n't a memory . it was a dream . it was just a dream . aidan : well , how about you tell me about it ? tell me about it . maria : ok , let 's just drop it , please ? let 's just drop it because , really , the bottom line is nothing else matters but you and me . aidan : why would you think i would ever leave you , though ? maria : i do n't know . i just -- it 's just that i love you so much , and loving you is so much a part of who i am that if ever i -- anything happened and i lost you , i just -- i do n't know what i would do . aidan : you 're never going to lose me , maureen . i love you . i 'll never stop loving you . edmund : i love you . i love you , maria , and i never stopped loving you . aidan : maureen ? kendall : let 's go wish michael luck . greenlee : tell me what 's going on , kendall . kendall : i just want to see michael get everything he 's worked so hard for . come on , let 's go . michael . great turnout . michael : ah , kendall . i waited up for you last night . kendall : sorry , i was working late . i fell asleep at my desk . michael : ah . greenlee , you 're working my lady much too hard these days . greenlee : keeps her on her toes and off her back . mr. cambias : michael . michael : ah ? mr. cambias : are n't you going to introduce me to these lovely creatures ? michael : of course , father . this is greenlee dupres . mr. cambias : ah , the force behind fusion . i follow your little company in the trades . greenlee : hmm . it 's not the size that counts , is it , mr. cambias ? michael : and , of course , this is kendall hart , greenlee 's partner at fusion . kendall , my father , alexander cambias . mr. cambias : charmed , my dear . kendall : mr. cambias . mr. cambias : my friends call me alex . kendall : oh , well , it 's great to see you 're up and around , alex . alex : should n't i be ? michael : ahem . kendall : well , michael told me how sick you were , practically at death 's door . alex : wishful thinking , perhaps , on my son 's part . michael : kendall actually has misunderstood . kendall : what did i misunderstand ? you told me he was dying . alex : never mind . i 'd defy any deathbed for the company of a beautiful woman . kendall : well , i 'm thrilled that you want to be a part of michael 's big day . alex : the thrill is mine , seeing you crowned the new queen of enchantment enterprises . man : excuse me , mr. cambias -- michael : turner -- say hello to kendall hart , greenlee dupres . turner lombard , my press attaché . turner : ladies . shall i hand out the press release before or after your announcement ? michael : the devil is in the details . excuse me , ladies . excuse me , kendall . kendall : mm - hmm . michael : ahem . kendall : gladly . greenlee : what was that bit about you being crowned enchantment 's queen bee ? kendall : ca n't you just picture it ? greenlee : has your last brain cell shriveled up and died ? michael is too savvy of a businessman to dump erica and put you in her place . besides , you work for fusion . is that why you crawled back into his bed ? not even you could be so desperate to sleep your way to the top . kendall : that 's not what i 'm doing , ok ? greenlee : you 're holding out on me , kendall . tell me what 's going on . which side are you really on ? boyd : well , looks like cambias is playing to a packed house . i 'm going to circulate . lena : look , i still do n't understand why you brought me here . bianca : do n't worry , lena . you will . lena : we 've been over this . erica was good to me , and i betrayed her trust . bianca : yes , but according to you , the ends justify the means . lena : michael forced my hand . i did what i had to do to save my mother . bianca : look , you made your choices , and so have i . now we 'll just have to live with them . jack : please step back . thank you . thank you . alex : erica , it 's been too long . erica : alexander . not long enough . [ erica chuckles ] erica : this is my fiancé , district attorney jackson montgomery . jackson montgomery , alexander cambias . jack : mr. cambias , pleasure to meet you . erica : and his son michael . michael : erica , i know this is n't your finest hour , but in time you 'll realize what 's good for cambias industries is good for enchantment , and , of course , that would be me . jack : you know what ? why do n't we move on , give this man a little room for his ego . alex : michael , it might serve you to remember that the people that you alienate on the way up are the same ones that you will need on the way down . michael : oh . so , what are you saying , father ? that i should love my enemies , or these are the mistakes that you made ? alex : you should not make any enemies . you might have to deal with erica in the future . michael : when i 'm finished with erica , she 'll be finished for good . boyd : excuse me . erica ? erica : yes ? boyd : mr. d.a . ? jack : boyd . erica : yes ? boyd : all the key players are present and accounted for . erica : all right , then . let the games begin . maria : i just wish we could sail out of here . just go anywhere , somewhere , find a place where there are no memories for either one of us . aidan : there 's no escaping the past , maureen . yours has already caught up with you . maria : i did n't want this , aidan . i did n't want this . aidan : i know , i know . maria : and the thing is i found everything that i ever needed in you , everything i ever wanted in you , and you 've made me so happy . aidan : tell me what you remembered just now in the cabin . maria : well , there was that , and then there was also last night . i was standing out here , and -- i was looking at your beautiful ring , and i -- i was thinking about our future . aidan : and you had a few visitors from the past ? who was it ? maria : aidan -- aidan : was it sam or maddie ? maria : please , can we just not do this ? let 's just not , ok , please ? aidan : as if i can stop you from remembering , maureen . who did you remember ? tell me . maria : it was n't the kids this time . it was edmund . derek : what does confucius say ? edmund : `` old loves make for happy reunions . `` derek : nothing about our perp ? edmund : no . so what 's our next move ? derek : you pick up the bill . i get back to work . edmund : derek , we got to find a way to smoke this guy out . come on . derek : edmund , did i miss the day you joined the force ? edmund : come on , derek . derek : come on , nothing . this is police business . edmund : yeah , it 's a hit man with his sights on my family . derek : that you want a piece of . edmund : i want to tear his head off . derek : yeah , well , not on my watch . edmund : derek , come on . you have a daughter . derek : you stop . you stop right there . you already played that , and it nearly got me , you , and mia in a drawer in the county morgue . now , if anybody 's going to play vin diesel , it 's going to be me . edmund : fine . do what you got to do . derek : and you 'll be a model citizen ? edmund : i 'll just be , you know , digging around , couple of contacts . you know , seeing if the editor at the crime desk , you know , has some favors . derek : well , you make sure they do n't strong - arm the law like you did . edmund : yeah , just -- derek , all i want is maddie home safe , and i promised i 'd call her . i have my cell phone when i came in ? derek : not that i saw . edmund : where 'd i leave it ? [ foghorn sounds ] evan : come on , little girl . reach out and call your father . [ phone rings ] maddie : daddy ? daddy , are you there ? [ foghorn sounds ] michael : ladies and gentlemen ? ladies and gentlemen , i 'd like to begin . if you could all have a seat , please . everybody from the back , come on up front , have a seat . everybody -- please , thank you . ladies and gentlemen , on behalf of cambias industries , welcome . you were invited here today to learn the details of the proposed merger between my family conglomerate , cambias industries , and enchantment enterprises . however , as you will see from the press release you 're about to receive -- that i am about to make a very different announcement . you see , my father and i have long admired enchantment and its beautiful founder and c.e.o . , erica kane . and until now , ms. kane has energetically resisted our overtures to become business partners . but now ms. kane has had a change of heart . the reality is cambias industries no longer has any use for ms. kane or enchantment . [ crowd murmurs ] woman : oh , my god . reporter : mr. cambias , are you saying the merger is off ? michael : most definitely , most definitely . you see , our primary interest in enchantment at the time was the successful development of a revolutionary new anti - aging cream . but our researchers at cambias have duplicated enchantment 's success with a formulation of our own , which we hope to market abroad by the end of the summer . reporter : what about f.d.a . approval ? michael : we 'll get it . our product is being developed in south america , where f.d.a . approvals do n't apply . reporter : who 's credited with developing the cream ? bianca : well , speak up , lena . tell them it was boyd larraby , that that 's the formula you stole out of my mother 's safe . michael : well , r & d , of course , is confidential to us , but we will be distributing our product worldwide and you can expect cambias industries to dominate the market . reporter : where does that leave enchantment ? michael : well , i 'm afraid out of business . you see , as we have no use for enchantment , we 've dumped our stocks of enchantment and , as a result , enchantment 's shares have taken a nosedive . ms. kane , it appears that rejecting my offer was the worst executive decision you 've ever made . [ crowd murmurs ] greenlee : what did i tell you ? kendall : do n't start with me , greenlee . greenlee : kendall -- kendall : just wait and relax . greenlee : congratulations , michael . you never fail to live up to my expectations . michael : well , you should be thanking me , greenlee . greenlee : for what ? michael : i 've eliminated fusion 's competition . you and kendall both owe me that . i 'm waiting . greenlee : it 's a wonder you get any with that smirk plastered on your face . kendall : ok , you know , greenlee , this is my deal . michael , you 're right . i do owe you , and i 'm going to pay you back , with interest . i wonder what papa cambias and erica are doing with their heads together . jack : mr. cambias , you 've had your say . if you would allow ms. kane hers . michael : famous last words , erica ? what is going on ? alex : you wanted to learn from the master ? pay attention . erica : ladies and gentlemen , i have been in business for a long time . i know when i 've been outmaneuvered . as your father can tell you , it 's a lesson that all executives learn . now , michael , it 's your turn . michael : what is she trying to do ? alex : it 's called an end run , and you never even saw it coming , you fool . erica : the formula you stole from my safe is missing the essential ingredient that makes it a fountain of youth . mr. cambias , what you have your scientists working on is merely a recipe for generic skin cream . [ crowd murmurs ] lena : it was a fake ? michael : i have no idea what you 're talking about . erica : phone your chief chemist in argentina . ask him about the clinical trials . the fake formula you stole from me -- well , that can not even prevent laugh lines . [ crowd laughs ] erica : enchantment is still the only company to develop and patent this remarkable , revolutionary , anti - aging skin cream -- legally and exclusively . and i have options to buy back all the shares that mr. cambias dumped , which are selling at an all - time high , while cambias industries ' are worth about as much as confederate war bonds . [ crowd laughs ] [ applause ] reporter : looks like you 're back on top , ms. kane . erica : oh , i 've never been gone . jack : amen . erica : as for the future of cambias , i can scoop up all the shares at next to nothing and gain a controlling interest , or , alexander , you can offer me your son 's seat on the board and you can watch your shares recoup . it 's your choice . i 'm feeling very generous today . choose well . michael : father -- you ca n't seriously be considering this . alex : you have been an embarrassment to me every day of your life . ms. kane , cambias industries welcomes you to its board of directors . michael : father ! alex : do n't call me that ! you have n't earned the right ! michael : you -- you ca n't be doing this to me . alex : you did this to yourself . you 're an embarrassment to the family and to yourself . michael : what is this ? jack : enchantment documents , confidential ones , were found in your possession . your cohort there , lena kundera , was videotaped helping herself to a disk from ms. kane 's safe . lena : bianca , you promised me -- bianca : i lied . nothing feels worse , does it ? jack : michael cambias , you are under arrest for suspicion of burglary , conspiracy , and theft of trade secrets . michael : oh , this is outrageous . jack : oh , i 'm just getting started . officer ramirez , will you please read mr. cambias his rights ? and read them off the card . i do n't want this guy slipping out through a loophole later . michael : this is your doing . you stole those records off my computer . kendall : little airhead me in the same league as you ? michael : you were nothing before you met me . kendall : now i 'm less than nothing , but i feel a whole lot cleaner . michael : you know , i could kill you for doing this to me . erica : thank you . michael , look . your press release . you know where you can file this . michael : father , you 're -- [ laughter ] michael : you 're going to call the lawyers , are n't you ? alex : i am done with you ! michael : wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . you 're going to arrest her for this , too , are n't you ? jack : ms. kundera , i 'm going to give you the opportunity to play a get - out - of- jail - free card . you contact me first thing in the morning , and do n't you even think about leaving the country . michael : you stupid bitch . one word against me , and your mother 's as good as dead . you -- lena : mama ! lena 's mother : oh . lena . bianca : uncle jack , it 's true what lena said about her mother ? jack : absolutely true . greenlee : michael cambias is finished . kendall : i still ca n't believe i did n't see it straight up . greenlee : but who cares now , huh ? you showed him . you showed everyone . greenlee : oh , my god . you two were in on this the whole time . [ erica laughs ] kendall : we rock , do n't we , mom ? maddie : daddy , where are you ? [ foghorn sounds ] evan : i 'm right here , silly . maddie : i heard a foghorn , like the one i heard yesterday on the boat . evan : a boat ? are you having fun on the boat , honey ? maddie : it 's ok . there 's a kitchen , and they call it a galley . and it 's really hard to sleep because the boat keeps hitting the dock and making these clunking sounds . when will you come get me , daddy ? evan : soon . maddie : hey , daddy , do you know this boat has a name ? it 's called the fidelity . boats are called she s . is n't it funny ? like they 're girls . evan : yeah , that 's very funny . maddie : daddy , you sound kind of weird . [ evan coughs ] evan : i -- i have a cough . maddie : ask peggy to make you some tea with honey . that 's what she does when my throat hurts . evan : i will . see you soon . maddie : do n't you want to talk to mommy ? evan : no . i -- i -- my throat -- i ca n't . maddie : i can give her a message . evan : tell her i love her . maddie : ok , daddy , i will . bye , daddy . love you . evan : look at that , agent stamp . i 've been searching all over creation for this little kid , and she 's floating right under my nose . hey , and right on top of yours . maria : aidan , let 's just -- let 's just pretend like none of this is even happening . let 's pretend like -- we 'll just concentrate on us . we 'll concentrate on how much we love each other , and this is going to be fine . this is going to be fine . aidan : you just want to forget little maddie in there who just had her prayers answered and got her mommy back ? maria : no , no , not -- not maddie , no , but everything else . because -- none of this is fair . you found me in the park that day and you changed my life . aidan : you had -- maria : i ca n't forget that . i ca n't go back and forget about that . aidan : you had a life before you met me , and it 's out there . it 's out there waiting for you to take it back . maria : i remember -- edmund showed me pictures from our wedding album and -- it was the happiest day of my life . until i met you , aidan . aidan : is that what you remembered ? your wedding day ? yours and edmund 's ? maria : yeah . remember i wore my mother 's wedding mantilla . and my sister julia was my maid of honor . we rode up in this beautiful horse - drawn carriage . there was snow everywhere . father claude heard our wedding vows . aidan : and he promised to love you and to cherish you till death do you part . maria : aidan -- aidan -- aidan : there 's no need to apologize , maureen . it 's fine . you do n't -- you do n't need to say sorry . maria : you know , it 's so strange , but it 's just that you remind me of him . just now in the cabin when you said to me you loved me and you never stopped loving me -- aidan : you had a flashback of -- of edmund telling you the same thing ? tell me something , maureen -- the memories of your old life that you just had -- did it make you hungry for more ? maddie : mommy ? maria : yeah , honey , what ? maddie : i have a message for you from daddy . maria : what 's that ? maddie : maybe i should n't say it in front of aidan . aidan : that 's ok . you can say . maddie : daddy said to tell you he loves you ! edmund : i never go out without my cell phone . derek : here , use mine . edmund : it 's going to drive me crazy . where did i leave it ? derek : where 'd you use it last ? edmund : he 's got my phone . he 's got my phone . let 's go . come on . maria : honey , when did you talk to your daddy ? maddie : just now . do n't be mad . maria : no , it 's not that i 'm mad , honey . it 's just that we 've got to be so careful right now . maddie : i was . i called him on his cell phone like you told me to . daddy said he 's coming to bring me home soon . maria : ok . i hope he 's right . maddie : i 'm going to make him a get - well card . aidan : a get - well card ? why ? is he sick ? maddie : he has a sore throat . it made his voice not sound like daddy 's . mommy , i 'm going to make this card from the both of us and sign it with a great big heart . maria : you know what ? i think he 's going to like it a lot better if it 's just from you . so why do n't you do that -- make it just from you . maddie : if daddy sends his love to you , should n't you send your love back to him ? erica : thank you . well , i told you that michael cambias would n't get the best of us . bianca : honestly , it does n't feel very satisfying . erica : oh , sweetheart , i know . i know how you felt about lena . bianca : my feelings have n't changed . the whole thing just got tainted . erica : well , she did n't deserve you . and you , kendall -- i would highly recommend that you waste no time at all lamenting the loss of that consummate gentleman . kendall : well , i 'm not an idiot . erica : well , excuse me for caring . kendall : i almost think that you meant that . lena : excuse me . bianca , may i have a word with you ? erica : most certainly not . bianca : mom , it 's ok . erica : bianca -- bianca : i need to do this . thank you . bianca : how 's your mother ? lena : better , thank you . she 's resting upstairs in my room . i 'm very grateful to your uncle for bringing her here . she 's all i have left now . unless -- unless you 're willing to give me another chance . bianca : you want another chance ? how stupid do you think i am ? i know you do n't care about me . lena : bianca , i love you . bianca : do n't lie to me . lena : bianca , look me in the eyes . look at me . do you think i could fake this ? bianca : lena , you just -- you used me to get that formula for michael . you were his lover , then you were mine , but neither of us meant anything to you . it was all just a part of the scam . lena : i 'm not the only one who lied . bianca : oh , god . do n't even . lena : look , you put the fake disk in the safe . bianca : i had to . lena , you have no idea how much i wanted to believe in you , how much i wanted to believe that you cared about me . lena : i did . i do ! bianca : i wanted to know that i could trust you , that you were the one that i 've been waiting for . lena : i want to be that person . i still do . bianca : how do you expect me to just go back , to just start over again ? lena : just believe in me . bianca : i ca n't . lena : bianca -- erica : oh , my sweet baby . i know , honey . i know how she hurt you . i know how lena used you . and , you -- how michael used you . and i 'm going to tell you something . i do n't think that we have seen the worst or the last of michael cambias . [ foghorn sounds ] maddie : you think daddy will like this ? maria : i think he 's going to love that ! it looks beautiful . you 're really a great artist . you 're very good . maddie : sometimes i want to be an artist . maria : you do ? maddie : but mostly i want to be a doctor . you know why ? maria : no . why ? you want to help people ? maddie : to be like you . i mean , the way you used to be . maria : well , you know what ? i still really want to be a doctor . maddie : you do ? honest ? maria : oh , yeah . yeah , i 'd love to . ok , you keep working on this , and i 'm going to come back and see your finished , beautiful product . ok ? maddie : i 'm going to make it extra beautiful . maria : ok , i know you will . what 's up ? aidan : hey . i do n't know . i was just taking a look outside . maria : what 's going on ? aidan : something does n't feel right . maria : why ? aidan : well , do n't you feel that it 's funny that when edmund called , he did n't ask to speak to you ? maria : not really , no . but , what , did you think something was wrong with that ? aidan : well , he 's just gone through extremes . ever since maddie saw that shooter in the park , he 's been very protective . and every time he 's called here , he 's either spoken to me or you . why not this time ? [ next_on ] regina : if you love henry so much , take the fall for him . greenlee : what now ? simone : we go to the beach . greenlee : rounding up hotties on the beach definitely kick - starts the campaign . evan : where is she ? where 's the kid ? maria : it 's just me here . there is no kid .
maria is scared of losing aidan , now that her memories of edmund are coming back . edmund makes plans with derek to catch the shooter and realizes he 's lost his cell phone . meanwhile , flanders dumps chris ' body into the water . he receives a call from maddie on edmund 's cell phone and picks up pretending to be edmund . maddie thinks she 's speaking to her father and tells him about the boat she 's on . later , flanders finds the yacht and climbs aboard . michael holds a press conference to announce that cambias industries is developing its own anti - aging cream and that enchantment 's stocks have plummeted . erica in turn announces that the stolen cream lacks the secret anti - aging ingredient , and is thus useless . she continues that because of this , cambias stocks are going down and she can buy herself a seat on cambias ' board . alexander cambias turns against his son and gives his permission to erica . jackson takes michael and lena into custody for stealing files from enchantment . lena 's mother shows up , and jackson informs them that lena can escape prosecution . bianca finds out from jackson that lena 's story about her mother did check out , but she still does n't want anything to do with her . later , kendall , erica and bianca celebrate .
tad : do n't -- krystal : do n't you even think about -- tad : what the hell is wrong with you ? krystal : going after paul cramer ! tad : i do n't understand this . he -- cramer not only threatened your daughter , he threatened your granddaughter , ok ? how can you possibly want to ignore that ? babe : ok , at least bess is sleeping like a little lamb , but i think tad 's right . paul really did scare me . tad : listen -- krystal : you got -- you got to give a rattlesnake a wide berth , ok ? you do n't go poking him with a stick ! tad : i was thinking about poking him in the nose with my fist . after all of the threats you 've made at me on her behalf , why wo n't you let me scare that punk away ? krystal : the less we have to deal with him , the better . tad : exactly . that 's the goal . krystal : i do n't trust him . tad : why ? what could he possibly do to you that you have n't already lied about , covered up , or destroyed ? krystal : nothing . you were the only one on that mountain . you were alone with those girls and those babies . you 're the only one who knows exactly what happened . now , are you 200 % sure that you did n't make a mistake ? you did n't mix up those babies by accident ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] simone : are you going to slam it in my face ? greenlee : not unless you want me to . simone : are you ok ? greenlee : are you kidding ? nothing can ruin my wedding day now . [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't know why you 're here . kendall : so you can give me another chance to redeem myself . [ scene_break ] maggie : babe asked you to be her maid of honor ? bianca : why are you surprised ? maggie : well , that 's not something -- you ask a best friend something like that , or your college roommate or someone that you 've been very close to . i 'm not saying that it 's not a compliment . bianca : no , it 's -- i know that . i have n't known babe for very long , it 's true , but what we went through in that cabin together -- maggie : oh -- bianca : no matter what happens to us in our lives , we 're always going to be connected in a very powerful way . maggie : no one will ever know what the two of you went through together . bianca : which is probably why she also asked me to be bess ' godmother . maggie : well -- well , that 's a lot to put on you . bianca : well , i mean , i would have done the same thing . if the situation were reversed , who else would she ask ? she brought miranda into the world . maggie : so how do you feel about it ? bianca : well , i 'm honored that she would ask me , of course . but i do n't know . something happened to me when i was alone with bess , when i took her . i love that little girl so much , and i only want what 's best for her . maggie : well , then , there 's no problem . bianca : except i 'm scared . i 'm scared to death that i 'm going to slip and think that that little girl is mine . [ scene_break ] krystal : paul is nothing but trouble . lord knows what kind of chaos he can bring down on us . tad : not if he 's busy picking up his teeth . krystal : tad , i 'm going to ask you again real nice -- tad : oh , this is ridiculous . would you please tell your mother that cramer needs to be dealt with ? krystal : tad , think about it ! the boy was married to babe , and all that mess with babe marrying j.r. before paul was legally out of the picture -- that could bring us all kinds of trouble ! babe : mama , know that j.r. knows , there 's nothing to be afraid of . tad : yeah , but j.r. knows what ? babe : the annulment , all of it . tad : j.r. knows that you two are n't legally married ? well , how the hell did he find out ? [ scene_break ] liza : i would n't lie to you about this , adam . adam : so this is the secret they were so determined to protect . i could n't have asked for a better one . liza : hmm . babe 's a bigamist and her marriage to j.r. is , well , no marriage at all . adam : ah -- liza : oh -- adam : ah ! so , babe is living in sin , like the little tramp that she is . and she has no hold whatsoever on my son . ah . oh , there are so many delicious options here . liza : well , let me narrow this down for you , because j.r. is getting married . they will legally be husband and wife . adam : oh , nonsense ! he could n't possibly . liza : well , i ca n't explain it , either , but he 's quite committed , unless , of course , you get involved . and actually , you know what , adam ? what those two women did was despicable . adam : yeah . i 'll put a stop to this charade . liza : i had a feeling you would . listen , i did the hard work , i dug up the information , but if tad knew i was involved , he would want to kill me , so as far as my involvement , this puts an end to it . j.r. : well , it 's too late for that , is n't it ? you could n't resist one last shot ? well , i got some ugly truth for you . krystal and babe are going nowhere , but , you , get out of my sight . [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's too late . kendall : you wo n't even talk about it ? ryan : how many different ways are there to say `` mistake `` ? kendall : look , ryan , i 'm sorry , ok ? i know you have no reason to believe me , but you -- but i came here with very good intentions . ryan : i do n't need to hear any more . kendall : no . you need to know that i followed you here to make amends with greenlee . but if there was any way to blow it , i did . i found it . i blew it . when i heard that you and greenlee were getting married , my emotions just took over . i think greenlee became the cliff that we were dancing towards , that i was dancing towards , and i finally fell . ryan : well , do n't blame me for not catching you this time . kendall : no , i know . i do n't have anybody to blame but myself . i know that . i have -- there 's no excuse for locking greenlee up and for attacking her . i just -- i do n't know what happened . i lost it . i totally lost it . it was like something just took over my brain and just -- i could n't control myself . something just snapped . ryan : kind of like what greenlee did to you in court ? [ scene_break ] simone : i had no idea what kendall had planned . i swear to you ! i mean , when she locked you up and then tried to boost the groom , i mean , i was as blown away as you were -- well , maybe not that much . but , i mean , then what she did -- i mean , it was so low , it was so underhanded . i mean , really , it was something that you -- greenlee : something i 'd do ? simone : look , greenlee , i am between a rock and a -- a bigger rock . you and kendall are both my friends , ok ? i am doing a high - wire act here , because i also really love fusion , and i 'm still not sure who 's in charge . greenlee : you tried to stall me and ryan at the airport . simone : i had no idea that you were eloping . i mean , you should have heard kendall . i mean , she made this really intense speech about true love and trust and cliffs and forgiveness . actually , it was a little over the top , which is why i knew that she needed support . and i have to admit i did like playing cupid to the super couple which , at the time i thought they were , until , of course , kendall had to totally have a meltdown and claim you as her enemy for life . greenlee : stop , simone . i understand . simone : you do ? greenlee : i really do . simone : well , that 's so nice of you . greenlee : yes . i know . simone : are you on something ? greenlee : what ? simone : your eyes , there 's just -- i do n't know . they 're different . they 're kind of -- oh , my god . it 's so obvious . i do n't know why i did n't see it before . greenlee : what ? simone : you 're really in love with ryan . this is awesome , greenlee ! greenlee : what a waste of a wedding dress . if i 'd picked the one with seed pearls , i 'd probably still be lying at the bottom of the pool . that thing weighed a ton . simone : it never actually occurred to me that you were in love with the guy . greenlee : i 'm not even sure what that means , simone . i mean , my god -- look at kendall and ryan and what they went through in the name of love . uh - uh . if that 's love , i 'm so not interested . simone : well , you have to admit , i mean , it was looking pretty good for an awful long time . greenlee : are n't you supposed to want what 's best for the guy you love ? simone : well , yeah . greenlee : happiness ? true love should n't have to hurt . simone : well , hey , i 'm all for minimal pain and maximum happy - ever - after . i mean , that 's what we grew up with , right ? we were spoon - fed . i mean , romance novels and fairy tales . you marry the love of your life and you have sunshine and love forever . greenlee : i had that , simone , i had leo , but that can end . simone : and yet you 're here in a fairy - tale castle with what is as close as we can get to a proverbial prince these days . i mean , be honest . deep down , do n't you hope that ryan can give you that sunshine - and - roses love , too ? greenlee : maybe we 're only allowed love like that once in our lives . simone : oh . i 'm not buying . greenlee : simone , i 'm marrying the best friend i ever had , and that 's good enough for me . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're right . i snapped just like greenlee did in court . ryan : so you get how that can happen , right ? how somebody can act out of sheer panic , feeling hopeless ? it does n't have to always be vindictive or premeditated . kendall : i get it . ryan : that 's how i forgave greenlee , and that is why i wanted you to forgive her , too . kendall : i know . i know that . it just took me longer to get there , but i 'm really there now . ryan : everyone has a breaking point , kendall , even you . kendall : yeah , but , ryan , the important part is that i finally -- i finally forgive greenlee . i was like -- it was like a light just went on in my head . ryan : that 's good , because you 're going to sleep a lot better now . trust me . kendall : what about you , ryan ? can you forgive me the same way that you forgave greenlee ? ryan : of course i can forgive you , kendall . [ scene_break ] bianca : i think about bess a lot . and part of me knows that it would probably be a good thing to go over there and see her . you know , like , if i saw her in her own crib in her own house with her mommy and daddy , then maybe it would start to compute in this crazy , mixed - up brain of mine . but the other part of me is scared . i 'm not really sure of what . maggie : have you talked to your shrink about it ? bianca : endlessly . maggie : what does she say ? bianca : that i 'm better . facing my fears is a good thing . i mean , the happy pills are working . i can feel the depression lifting . maggie : well , i see it . bianca : you do ? maggie : mm - hmm . bianca : today , i really feel like i could get my life back . maggie : that 's great . so how can i help ? bianca : well , i have to go to the chandlers ' tomorrow to be fitted for my dress . i do n't want to do anything that 's going to freak out babe and j.r . maggie : you 'd never do that . bianca : no , not on purpose , but that 's what 's so scary . maggie , would you come with me ? maggie : you know that mr. chandler hates me . bianca : i would feel a lot safer if you were there . i 'm sorry . i know . you 're probably busy . it 's a lot to ask somebody . maggie : no , no ! it 's not too much to ask . please , if i did have plans , you know i 'd cancel them . bianca : really ? maggie : god , bianca , of course . i would do anything for you . [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't know how j.r. found that annulment decree , ok ? we should have hidden it in the diaper pail like you said . babe : it does n't even matter now , mama . j.r. totally understood . tad : whoa , wait a minute . just tell me exactly what he said to you . babe : well , after i explained to him what a huge mistake it was and how much i loved him , he said that the only thing he cared about was me and bess and us being a family . tad : well , i 'll be damned . krystal : that 's quite a boy you helped raise . tad : yeah , i 'll say . krystal : when i think about all the sleep we lost and all the fights we had -- tad : things certainly got ugly . krystal : and for no reason . j.r. is just fine and dandy . there 's no sense stirring the pot . tad : what ? krystal : paul cramer . what 's the need in fishing for trouble when you 've already caught your limit ? tad : oh . yeah . i assume you got bigger things to worry about . excuse me for a second . krystal : what is wrong with you , girl ? the last thing in the world we need is to sic tad on paul ! [ scene_break ] liza : listen , j.r. -- j.r. : i told you to leave . liza : adam ? adam : i need to speak with my son . adam : so it 's true . babe was already married when you married her , already married to that idiot who almost killed your baby with his incompetence . j.r. : yes , i saw legal proof . adam : when did you know ? j.r. : not until liza told me . adam : so babe lied to you again , to all of us ? j.r. : please , spare me the lectures on importance of honesty . adam : you ca n't possibly go through with this wedding . j.r. : yes , i -- i am . i have to . adam : son , what the hell are you thinking ? tad : that 's exactly what i 'd like to know . if what i hear is true , then congratulations are in order . j.r. : well , that depends on what you heard . tad : well , you forgave babe for her mistake and that the wedding is a go . adam : that does n't deserve congratulations . it deserves a straitjacket . tad : so ? j.r. : you heard right . tad : huh . well , you 're a good man and you made the right choice . adam : tad , you knew about it , did n't you ? that day in joe 's office , when we were all trying to unravel babe 's latest mistake ? you had this nasty little secret in your hip pocket , did n't you ? that 's why krystal dragged you out of there . tad : it 's true . i knew about it . j.r. : so this whole marriage fake - out was her attempt to cover it up ? tad : j.r. , wait a minute . look , a child was about to be born -- your child . and you and your wife had already been through so much . i mean , if you think about it , it all came out right in the end anyway . j.r. : how do you figure ? tad : well , you and babe will be officially married , right ? and bess will be part of a family that loves her . that 's all anybody ever wanted . adam : get over yourself , martin . we 're calling off the wedding . j.r. : and , you know , you do n't listen to a word i say . the marriage is still on . so is the christening -- the whole celebration ! tad : i 'm proud of you , j.r. dixie would be proud of you , too . j.r. : yeah ? would she be proud of you ? [ scene_break ] krystal : we still have plenty to worry about with paul cramer . honey , did you forget the paternity test ? babe : this time he said that for sure j.r. 's the father . what ? this is supposed to be good news for us . krystal : i -- i 'm just stunned that he fessed up . babe : you do n't really believe it either , huh ? krystal : why should n't i ? babe : he was acting kind of weird when he told me . maybe i should just get another test . krystal : no , no , honey , no . you ca n't do that . babe : but i really need to know for sure . krystal : no , you need to let it rest , ok ? we got the answer that we wanted . we got the paperwork to back it up . babe : ok . so then what do we do about the threats ? he said that he could take bess away . krystal : nobody is going to take your baby away from you again , ok ? that mean sob is just trying to get you worked up . you just have to walk away . babe : i do n't think that is going to work . krystal : of course it will , honey . out of sight , out of mind . but , now , if you back him into a corner or tad does , then he 's going to want to strike back ! babe : are you afraid of him ? krystal : honey , he 's still got plenty of ammo . bigamy is illegal . but if we do n't give him any reason to feel threatened , he 'll go back to llanview and we 'll go on living our lives . oh . give your mama a hug . come here . oh . oh . oh , you 're ok . honey , you look worn out . babe : i am . it 's been a really long day . you know what ? i 'm just going to go upstairs and take a little nap with bess . krystal : you do that . and no more worrying . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well -- simone : oh . greenlee : it 's not what i pictured , but it 's not bad . simone : oh , it 's beautiful , greenlee . honestly , you glow . greenlee : oh , you 're just saying that because i 'm going to be the boss ' wife and your co - boss . simone : ok , that 's a little too weird . we 're -- we 're ok ? we 're fine ? greenlee : we 're fine . simone : i 'm not going to find , like , a scorpion in my shoe or , like , a razor blade in my , you know , freezer pop ? greenlee : life is too good . all debts are paid in full . clean slate . simone : i had no clue that this was going on with you and ryan . greenlee : simone , i do n't even know what 's going on with us , but i 'm about to jump in feet first , and i hope he does n't let me break anything . simone : wow . oh , wait ! wait , wait , wait , wait . wait a minute . there . now , you 're complete . greenlee : nice , simone . simone : hmm . greenlee : a pretty good suck - up . simone : no , well , strange as it sounds , i 'm actually rooting for you and ryan . you two stick together and you 'll make a pretty cute couple . greenlee : that 's some change of heart . simone : change of everything . i like the effect he has on you . it suits you . greenlee : oh . there 's something in ryan 's eyes when i look at him . i 'm reflected back , and i like what i see . he knows me , and he cares . i would n't trade that for the world . [ scene_break ] ryan : if i can forgive greenlee after the things that she 's done , how could i not forgive you ? kendall : you have no idea how much that means for me to hear you say that . but do you believe me , ryan , when i said that i was wrong , and i should have trusted you all along ? do you believe that ? ryan : i think you mean it . kendall : i can finally say it and mean it with my whole heart . i trust you completely . ryan : i believe you . kendall : thank you . thank you so much . ryan : now you better get going because i -- i have a wedding i have to get to . and you probably do n't want to stick around for it . kendall : no . no , you ca n't . no , you 're lying , you 're lying . you 're not still marrying greenlee . ryan : yes , i am -- with your blessing . kendall : what ? ryan : well , before you took the swan dive into the pool , it was you who said that if i still wanted to marry greenlee that you would be fine with that . kendall : are you kidding me ? ryan : so that was a lie ? kendall : ryan , what , is this the way that you -- is this some kind of revenge ? ryan : no , kendall , this is not revenge . kendall : yes . then what is it ? i do n't understand . i do n't understand . you do n't love her . you ca n't love her . i do n't understand this ! ryan : and you never will understand it . what you call revenge i call the answer to my prayers . kendall : oh , my god . no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! you were in this all along ! you were having an affair with her ! no ! how you can do this ? do n't deny it ! you played us off of each other ! do n't deny it ! ryan : and now we 're right back where we belong ! i 'm a liar . kendall : no ! you 're disgusting ! ryan : i am so , so tired of this . you know what ? i do n't even care anymore . kendall : great ! great , great ! i hope you 're both miserable together . and when it ends -- and it will end -- the two of you can both rot in hell . [ scene_break ] bianca : so what 's going on with you ? maggie : ah , you know , the usual . bianca : what about jamie ? are you two -- how 's everything going ? maggie : great . good roommate , great friend . bianca : friend ? so you 're not still -- maggie : having sex ? oh , yeah . it 's a perfect study break . come on , there are no strings , you know ? bianca : wow . i could n't do that . i -- the moment i get intimate with somebody , i just get really emotionally involved . maggie : yeah . bianca : it 's instantly messy -- but in a good way . maggie : well , you know , i like him a lot . i mean , if he did n't leave his dirty dishes in the sink , he 'd be near perfect . bianca : well , that sounds pretty great , so what 's the drawback ? maggie : i 'm not in love with him . i 'm pretty sure i 'm not going to fall anytime soon either . bianca : well , you never know . maggie : no . i think i know . you know , when i 'm with jamie , i just do n't feel the way -- the way that i 'm supposed to feel . i do n't know . maybe i 'm just waiting for true love to come sweep me off my feet . bianca : it 'll happen . you 'll find your true love . [ scene_break ] tad : i hope dixie would understand that i did n't want to do anything to hurt you . j.r. : you should 've told me . i 'm a grown man . tad : i get that . j.r. : i had a right to know . adam : yeah , well , you let that tramp krystal talk you into lying to j.r. -- although i doubt my talking went on . tad : do n't get all righteous on us , ok , because nobody 's going to buy it . if i ever did anything to jeopardize your chance at happiness , i would never forgive myself . but i obviously misjudged how you would react . i 'm sorry . j.r. : yeah , well , you let me down . tad : it wo n't happen again . i promise . adam : yeah , well , you two are all touchy - feely , while in the meantime that girl is making fools of all of us . j.r. : you just stop it , dad ? that girl is the mother of my child and my bride- to - be , and if you ca n't accept that , you will not be the grandfather to our daughter . tad : yeah , and i 'm always available . you heard the man , adam . let him and his wife be happy and enjoy your grandchild . life is good . j.r. : i 'd listen to him , dad . you 're not going to bully me into changing my mind this time . tad : well done . adam : well , i never thought i 'd see the day when my own son would be so caught up in the scent of a woman that he 'd forget everything i ever taught him . j.r. : now you can stop it . adam : how can you suffer the humiliation of it ? it breaks my heart . j.r. : i said stop it ! you can congratulate me now , dad . adam : i 'm not going to congratulate you for marrying that lying piece of -- what ? have you completely lost it ? j.r. : you still do n't get it , do you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : what do you say , reverend ? do it right this time ? you clean up pretty good . greenlee : sweet - talker . ryan : so what do you say ? you want to get hitched ? greenlee : let 's . minister : dearly beloved , we are gathered here at this beautiful place and in the sight of the lord to bring together this man and this woman in holy matrimony . into this holy union , ryan aloysius lavery and greenlee smythe du pres now come to be joined . if anyone can show just cause why these two many not lawfully be married , speak now or else forever hold your peace . greenlee : i 'm not saying a word . ryan : i , ryan aloysius lavery , take you , greenlee smythe du pres , to be my wife . [ scene_break ] krystal : well ? tad : i saw j.r . krystal : did n't we tell you ? nothing 's going to stop this wedding , tad . tad : i told him i knew the entire time , but i never said anything . krystal : are you guys ok ? tad : we will be . for a minute there , i was a little worried . krystal : oh , tad , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i know how much j.r. means to you . tad : well , i was the one that made the choice to keep your secret . krystal : with a little shove from me . tad : well , the good news is i dodged a bullet today . krystal : well , he 's a good kid , thanks to you . tad : no , thanks to dixie . he 's definitely her son . you know , ever since she 's been gone , i feel like i 've been in a never - ending struggle with adam , you know , over that kid 's soul . if i ever lost him because i was the one who lied , i do n't know if i could live with that . krystal : tad , you have n't lost anything . this is just further proof of how much those two love each other and love that baby . tad : yeah , well , i definitely do n't want bess to go through what he did as a child , you know , parents pulling in two different directions . he nearly got torn in half . well , thank god j.r. 's committed to giving bess a happy home with two parents who love her . krystal : amen to that . [ scene_break ] adam : i like the look in your eyes . back it up with some words . j.r. : what would you like me to say ? adam : how about you have a plan . j.r. : oh , i definitely have a plan . adam : you 're not going through with this wedding ? j.r. : i am . adam : ah . j.r. : and it will be spectacular . adam : you 're making me crazy , son . j.r. : just returning the favor , dad . adam : you tell me again that you 've truly forgiven that girl . j.r. : do you think i could forgive that lying little bitch for what she did to me ? this is not just some down - and - dirty revenge . i 'm thinking long - term , and i need your help . adam : you just tell me what you need from me , son . it 'll be my privilege . j.r. : i knew i could count on you . i need you to help me keep my child while we get krystal and babe out of our lives for good . [ scene_break ] babe : bess ? bess ? [ baby cries ] babe : bess , is that you ? oh , honey , mommy � s coming ! hold on ! j.r. ! j.r. , open the door ! bess needs us ! j.r. , can you hear me ? girl : mommy ? mommy ? babe : bess ? honey ? oh , baby , what 's wrong ? girl : mommy ? boy : mommy ! mommy ! mommy ! babe : who are you ? why are you -- why are you calling me ? boy : mommy ! mommy ! babe : i do n't understand . bianca : did you hear that ? is n't babe silly ? is n't she a silly lady ? babe : oh . thank god , bianca . oh , you found her . bianca : well , of course i did . she 's a beautiful baby , is n't she ? babe : here , give her to me . bianca , here , give me bess . bianca : but , babe , this is n't bess . this is miranda . you had a baby boy . do n't you remember ? a sweet little boy who was lost in the river . babe : i did n't . i could n't have . bianca : it was sad . it was so sad . and miranda and i , we 're both very sorry for you . are n't we , miranda ? are n't we very sad for babe and j.r. ? look at you . you 're looking right into your mommy � s eyes . hi ! i love you , sweet baby . your mommy loves you so much . babe : oh , bess . oh . mommy just had the most awful dream . oh . [ bess fusses ] babe : i know . hey . [ scene_break ] j.r. : livia 's already drawing up the paternity papers . adam : she got the results of the dna test we did at the hospital ? j.r. : exactly , and once the judge signs off on them , i 'll be bess ' legal father . adam : yeah . and the marriage will strengthen your case against her . not a bad plan . j.r. : that 's just the first step . this is where you come in . i 'm not going to let babe get away with this . when she falls , i 'll make sure she hits hard . i 'll be there to catch bess , and i 'll never let her go ever again . adam : i 'll be damned . you are your father 's son . [ scene_break ] minister : and with the power invested in me by the state of new york , i now pronounce you mr. and mrs. ryan lavery , husband and wife . you may kiss the bride . ryan : thanks . [ greenlee laughs ] [ next_on ] erica : get out ! man : i did n't mean to frighten you . erica : get out of my room right now ! man : this is not technically your room . it 's my room . krystal : are you and j.r. being straight with babe ? kendall : now that you and i are a team , how about the two of us spring for a nice little wedding gift together ?
kendall goes to find ryan but discovers he still plans to go through with his wedding to greenlee . and they finally go through with the ceremony and it happens . tad and krystal are completely unaware that jr plans to get revenge on babe for hiding the secret of her marriage to paul kramer not yet being annulled when she married jr . but jr reveals his plan , secretly to adam who is finally proud of his son for being just like his father . babe has a nightmare that bianca has taken her baby and informs her that she is miranda , not bess and babe and jr lost their baby boy .
kendall : mother . are you kidding me ? how gorgeous . this place is -- erica : yes . greenlee : cha - cha - cha . valley inn who ? reggie : very -- jack : hi . erica : amazing . reggie : very slick . erica : hi . kendall : all right , all right . tell me now -- what is the binks update ? come on , tell me before i bust . erica : they are arriving from paris this afternoon . everyone is going to be here . it 's going to be fabulous , i promise you , and just us -- just our family , the way it should be . kendall : that 's right . erica : but where 's ryan ? greenlee : he sends his love . he 's not coming . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] simone : oh . ryan : what are you doing here ? simone : uh -- babe , can i get a soda , please , diet ? babe : sure . simone : thanks . ugh . i 'm on a lunch date , a go - see . hopefully he came , saw , and went . ryan : well , one less person you 'll have to ask to leave you alone . simone : yeah . babe : here you go . simone : oh , thanks , honey . j.r. : jeez . what 's it take to get some service around here ? babe : what do you want ? j.r. : to hear my brother 's made the right decision -- he 's ready to trade your guacamole in for aunt phoebe 's millions . babe : you know , the only thing that you can do here is eat and drink enough to drive off a cliff . worm 's on the house . no , wait -- that would make you a cannibal , would n't it ? oh , what the heck -- what 's the difference ? j.r. : it must be tough . babe : what ? smelling your breath ? j.r. : no , every time jamie looks at you , all he sees is skank who 's interfered with every dream he 's ever had . babe : jamie and i are totally happy . j.r. : sweet , but i know what keeps you up at night -- how to hold on to my brother and still get all that cash . babe : do you know what ? you 're so mean , j.r. what was i thinking ? i told jamie not to sling it back at you . he should slam you with the truth . j.r. : oh , yeah ? the truth about what ? [ scene_break ] tad : what 's up , fish and chips ? any word on whether or not jane doe might be dixie ? aidan : my guys are closing in . tad : what -- what do you got ? aidan : they caught up to where our jane was about six months ago . tad : and where was that ? aidan : back at the hospital in germany , where she had the reconstructive surgery on her face . tad : she went back ? is everything ok ? aidan : yeah . she just wanted to say thanks and good - bye before she left the country . tad : so where is she now ? [ scene_break ] di : good morning . amanda : back at you . di : where are you off to so pretty ? amanda : ah , it 's such a great day i thought shopping -- or window shopping . need anything ? di : i 'm good , thanks . but take off that necklace before you go anywhere . amanda : excuse me ? di : put it back where you found it , please -- now . [ scene_break ] reggie : yes ! they have a minibar . lily : oh , yeah , and a fruit basket , too . yum ! jack : greenlee does know it was n't just talk on my part , right ? ryan is welcome here . i mean , i 'll call him myself , i mean , if you think that 'd help . kendall : that 's a sweet offer , but -- it 's not an issue . erica : look , there has n't been any more talk of divorce , has there ? i mean , i really hope that we have n't complicated things . kendall : no , no . according to greenlee , she and ryan are fine . he has his reasons for staying home , and she 's cool . i promise you , there 's -- there 's nothing to worry about at all . [ scene_break ] ryan : simone , are you sure your date 's not here yet ? simone : god , i hope not . are you going to eat those ? ryan : help yourself . simone : thanks . i 'm hungry . ryan : hmm . [ phone rings ] ryan : excuse me . simone : mmm . ryan : this is ryan . nurse : mr. lavery , this is dr. cooper 's nurse . we spoke yesterday . ryan : right . what 's up ? nurse : good news -- we had a cancellation . we can fit you in for your procedure . [ scene_break ] erica : kendall , ryan is definitely a member of this family , too . greenlee and ryan both know that , do n't they ? kendall : yes , yes , of course . and he loves her anyway -- go figure . erica : ok , well , let 's just get all of you to your rooms and for the ladies tomorrow , spa treatments , herbal baths , manicures , pedicures , paraffin dips . reggie : wait , wait -- dips ? i did n't know spas had -- jack : hey , hey , it 's hot wax on your hands and feet . do n't get excited about that stuff . reggie : oh , ok . [ jack laughs ] lily : i think i 'd prefer the fruit basket , actually . [ scene_break ] [ simone imitates an airplane ] ryan : huh . i 'm sorry , what did you say ? simone : just that it must be so great to be so married . i mean , greenlee 's fine that you 're up here , and you 're fine she 's down there . i mean , fine , right , for both of you ? ryan : yes , we 're fine . simone : well , you 're much stronger than i am . i mean , if it was me , i 'd be on the first flight down to florida , room service , caviar , flowers on the sheets , clothes all over the place . ryan : greenlee 's going to have a nice time with her family , and i could really use the time alone . simone : really ? oh -- me -- now . you know , i should go . i 'm so sorry . ryan : simone , relax . i kind of like the white noise . simone : you know the problem with you strong , silent types -- you just ca n't quite get exactly what you 're saying . j.r. : just say it , babe . do n't hold back . ryan : and some guys are n't silent enough . j.r. : what 's this big truth that jamie 's got for me ? babe : just go away . j.r. : yeah , see , now i 'm hooked , right ? but i 've got a theory . babe : it that does n't mean that i want to hear it . j.r. : i know what happens when you rub those little blond brain cells together . you 've got a plan . see , you 'll tell anybody who will listen about your true and powerful love , and then you 'll give him up for the greater good , but i 'll also have you know that i 'll be watching you 24/7 . i 'll know where you are and who you 're with . and if you even try to scam me , you get into sniffing distance of jamie , it 's over . babe : you wo n't even need to get started . jamie does n't need his aunt 's money to go to school . he 'll just have to find a college that does n't need a new chandler wing . he 'll get his degree . j.r. : if jamie ever scrapes you off the bottom of his shoe , i 'll slip him into yale myself . babe : and it is always about me , is n't it ? j.r. : that 's the babe i know . babe : oh , but the question is -- can you hate me more than jamie loves me ? j.r. : how long is that love really going to last with all of phoebe 's millions eating at your bliss ? that 's got to put a crimp in something . babe : not our love life . j.r. : and how long will jamie wallow in that grease pit with the town tramp when he could be living large on the hill with a trophy wife ? babe : jamie knows what counts . j.r. : well , then he better get over you pretty fast , huh ? babe : god . shut up , j.r. jamie will decide what he wants without your help . jamie : decision 's made . you 'll never keep me away from babe no matter what you and aunt phoebe dangle in front of me . [ scene_break ] amanda : what 's the matter ? it does n't look right with this outfit ? di : no , it 's incredible . it 's just a little too much sparkle , and it 's not your necklace . amanda : sure , it is . di i know for a fact that it belonged to j.r. 's mother , dixie . amanda : wow . he never told me . di : well , now you know . amanda : you could n't have known , but j.r. said i could have it . di : oh -- just like that ? amanda : i know . i could n't believe it , either . i was so shocked . he was so sweet -- those dimples ? he was giving me a tour of the house , and i saw it and said i thought it was pretty . next thing i know , he 's putting it around my neck , said i could have it . is he amazing , or what ? di : hmm . amazing . amanda : i could never pay j.r. back for something like this , but at least i can get him a little thank - you present . see ya . di : nice try , but i do n't believe you . [ scene_break ] jack : yo , yo , yo , you unpacked already ? reggie : yeah , my room is crazy -- jack : good . reggie : the bed -- jack : good . erica : well , i 'm really glad you 're here , reggie , because i just reserved a tee time for you and your dad for tomorrow morning -- jack : yeah . erica : while we ladies are being dipped . lily : i 'll be in the pool . reggie : that 's cool except i do n't know how to play golf . i mean , but i could always learn , right , j ? jack : sure , absolutely . reggie : i know all the terms -- `` fore `` and `` slice . `` `` hook , hook `` -- tiger woods . jack : yeah , that 's the big term there . listen , i 'll have you putting with the best of them before noon , ok ? hi . what 's up ? erica : oh , it 's all so perfect , it 's so beautiful . jack : yeah , yeah -- but ? erica : oh . myrtle and opal -- jack : i know . erica : and palmer -- are they going to be upset that we ran off and got married ? reggie : no , they 're not going to be upset , because you did n't run off and get married . you got shanghai 's , and i 'm more than happy for the two of you . i got the proof . jack : oh , my gosh . erica : look at that ! reggie : they insisted . go ahead , get to it -- you have a lot of presents to open up . jack : how nice . erica : oh . a mini shotgun . this is very cute . jack : let me see the card . `` the 10th time is the charm . love , opal . `` how sweet . erica : perfect . lily : i knew that you 'd have over seven boyfriends , but i did n't know they were all husbands , too . reggie : um -- lily : now , is this your 10th wedding ? erica : yes , lily , but it 's the best . it 's the last . lily : but a wedding is supposed kto be `` until death do you part . `` you 're still alive . did all your other husbands die ? jack : no , no . no , sweetheart , they -- they did n't die . erica : i just had a lot of weddings , and i 'm so sorry that upsets you . lily : but you broke your promise nine times . are you going to break your promise to my dad , too ? [ scene_break ] [ after walking along the beach alone , kendall sits on the sand staring at the ocean when zach walks up to her offering a tropical flower . ] [ scene_break ] aidan : if i knew where our jane doe was , i 'd be knocking on her door . tad : oh , aidan , come on . if she went to the trouble of going back to say good- bye to these people , she must have said something about where she intended to land . aidan : yeah , the good old us of a . tad : well , did she say why she was coming back to the states ? aidan : no , she did n't . tad : so what you 're telling me is we got a big old truckload of not much . we 've got a jane doe in 50 states . i thought you said your guys were the best . aidan : they are . tad : well , then how come they ca n't narrow it down to anything more specific than a good - bye party ? are you sure they talked to everybody ? aidan : take a look at that . interviews with everyone who might have come into contact with her -- doctors , nurses , orderlies , anyone that might have known her or even seen something , even patients . tad : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. has talked to me about his mother , especially recently . the anniversary of her death brought up a lot of memories . amanda : poor j.r . it must be horrible . di : and that necklace means a lot to him . he plans to give it to little adam 's future wife , which is probably not going to be you . amanda : you really think i 'm a liar and a thief ? i 'm not , swear . j.r. said i could borrow it whenever i wanted , and i wanted . di : `` borrow `` ? ok , until j.r. tells me that he loaned you the necklace , i ca n't let you walk out of here wearing it . amanda : bummer -- for you , i mean . what if j.r. gets mad at you for messing with a guest ? di : j.r. , i 'm sure , will settle this when he gets home . amanda : i 'll be back way before then . what are you going to do , body - check me ? di : well , i really hope it does n't come to that . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , come on . stop pretending like you 're not tempted , jamie . jamie : just give it up , j.r . i decide what happens in my life , not you , not aunt phoebe . j.r. : you have n't made any decisions -- that 's the problem . you 're afraid . it 's a lot easier to forget about all that money than it is to actually make an adult decision . jamie : there 's nothing to decide . it 's not like money 's made you happy . j.r. : oh , it could ease the pain , and it could ease babe right out of your life . jamie : god , you 're smug . j.r. : if you forget about this , for the rest of your life it 's going to be inside your head -- what you could have had , like when you 're changing the oil out of somebody 's brand - new sports car , or you 're eating leftovers for the third night in the week . or how about when you ca n't sleep and you wonder about all that love you could have made to all those beautiful starlets , and wonder if they snore just like babe does . jamie : leave her alone . j.r. : see , the way i see it is you only have one choice , so why do n't you get the brass to grab it and drop the whore . ryan : babe ? could i get a beer , please ? babe : coming right up . ryan : j.r. , you know what ? happy hour is over , so why do n't you just get out ? j.r. : what are you , like , a bouncer ? ryan : you know , i do n't know when the whole , you know , junior big shot thing happened , just kind of appeared out of nowhere , but it 's bad for my digestion . j.r. : yeah . ryan lavery , ex - mogul , on the skids -- had it all , now he does n't -- but it 's ok because at least the wifey has a trust fund . jamie : do n't be such a jerk , j.r . j.r. : yeah , you know , i thought i had brother problems . i mean , jamie 's embarrassing , but he 's not a rapt or a killer . let me ask you -- what is life like at the bottom ? ryan : you do n't want to go there . [ scene_break ] amanda : no offense , but you should act like what you are -- an employee . telling one of j.r. 's oldest friends what to do , ragging on me for this old thing ? di : just offering some friendly advice . amanda : did n't know we were friends . di : well , you put the necklace back where it belongs , we wo n't have a problem . amanda : whatever . but you 'll see -- j.r. wo n't mind at all if i wear this . di : and one more thing -- stay out of j.r. 's things . i 'm not sure he 'd appreciate you making yourself so much at home . and since you are such an old friend , we 'd hate for the chandlers to be disappointed in you . amanda : i 'm not worried , but maybe you should be . [ scene_break ] jack : sweetheart , no one is going to break any promises to anyone . reggie : yeah , because we wo n't let them . jack : no , i love -- we love each other . we 're totally committed . lily : but that 's what erica 's other husbands must have thought , too . erica : lily , you 're right . i did n't keep all my promises . lily : you broke your promise nine times . why did you lie ? erica : , i -- a broken promise is not the same as a lie . when i said those vows , i really wanted to honor them . but -- things happened and sometimes i was to blame , but sometimes i was n't . lily : so you divorced bianca 's dad before he died , did n't you ? why ? [ finding it difficult to explain , erica looks at jack and flashes back to the first time jack entered her life . ] man 's voice : ms. kane ? erica 's voice : yeah ? man 's voice : there 's a gentleman here to see mr. montgomery . jack : but i 'd be just as happy to see you . [ back to the present ] erica : the first time i saw your father , i knew that i had met someone very special . lily : did -- did you get butterflies ? erica : lots . but even though we loved each other , lily , it just -- it was n't always easy and sometimes our timing was just terrible . [ erica flashes back to the time her husband caught her in bed with his brother . ] travis . [ back to the present ] erica : and i can be a little demanding . [ another flashback recalls the occasion of the trial that lost erica custody of bianca . ] jack : i 'm prosecuting you the same way i would prosecute anyone in your position . erica : but i 'm not just anyone . jack : i can not back off on this case . i ca n't do it . erica : but everybody has what they want . everybody but us . we 're miserable and it 's all because of this horrible case . jack , we are being torn apart when we should -- we should be together . [ back to the present ] jack : you know , it was n't all erica 's fault . i walked away from her more than once . [ it 's jack 's turn to remember the past ] jack : i 'm sorry . but you and me -- it 's got to end . [ back to the present ] erica : lily , we both had other loves , but we never stopped loving each other . [ flashback ] erica : well , there were times i thought i lost you forever . jack : you could never lose me . not a chance . you 're as much a part of my life as lily is , because you know what ? you took root in my heart the day i met you and you will live there until the day i die . erica : jack . [ back to the present ] erica : lily , your father and i have known for years that we were destined to be with each other . reggie : it 's that whole `` meant to be `` thing , huh ? erica : yes . lily : but what if you -- one of you finds another love and you walk away again ? erica : no . that will not happen this time , lily . our love is absolute . this marriage will last a lifetime . [ scene_break ] [ on the beach , greenlee spots kendall and zach through binoculars from the lifeguard 's stand . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , you really should n't pay attention to lavery . the guy 's a lesson in how not to do things . jamie : step off , j.r . j.r. : is n't that right ? that you lost cambias , you lost kendall . you do n't know what a hot piece she is . say , you remember when you were playing god and fired me from chandler ? god 's getting you back , is n't he ? stomped you to the ground , squished you up between his toes . so what 's next for you , pally ? ryan : i 'm going to ask you one more time , j.r. -- take your little tough - guy act and get out of here . j.r. : ooh . was that a threat ? i thought we shared so much . right ? thought we were friends . what are you going to do ? huh ? take me out like you did your little brother ? simone : oh , wait -- ryan ! [ ryan grabs j.r. in a chokehold and slams him against the bar then starts choking him on a table . ] simone : oh , my god ! ryan : all right , back off ! jamie : come on , ryan , back off ! j.r. : get off me ! jamie : let it go . let it go . simone : god ! are you all right ? j.r. : is he all right ? is he all right ? i 'm the one who was just attacked ! simone : you know , do n't even go there . we all saw it . you started it . j.r. : do n't think i 'll do you any favors for yanking that nut job off me . jamie : oh , i did n't do it for you . i wanted to keep a friend out of jail . j.r. : oh , that 's touching . jamie : see , i do n't have a problem with anybody who wants to turn you into mulch . j.r. : you try to do somebody a favor , you know ? here , keep the change . you need it . simone : oh , gosh . rich and gorgeous . what a waste , huh ? babe : hey , thanks for stepping in . the next beer 's on me . ryan : rain check . i got someplace i got to be . simone : my adrenaline is almost back to normal . i 'll give you a ride . ryan : i thought you were waiting for a date . simone : shine it . i 'd rather help a friend . ryan : thank you , but i got it covered . [ scene_break ] jack : sweetheart , you remember you and i discussed divorce when your mom and i split up , right ? lily : yes , but that was one divorce , not nine . how do you know you wo n't get another divorce ? look what 's -- look at the frequency of the occurrence of the event . so far erica 's statistical history of divorce is 100 % . erica : but love changes those odds , lily . life throws a lot of variables at us , but true love is constant . i have been searching my entire life for what 's right here . this man and this family -- this is everything i ever wanted . lily : how do you know for sure ? jack : oh , come on , look at me . i 'm the complete package , right ? erica : your father slipped into my heart the first time i met him . and no matter what has happened between us or how far apart we 've been , we always end up here , together , and stronger than ever . lily : then why did you call off the wedding before ? erica : because i was afraid . reggie : no way . erica : no , i was . i 've made a lot of mistakes , reggie , and i just -- i definitely wanted to get this right . and i have . i know now -- i know that when a great love comes along , you might make some mistakes and you might even stumble a bit . but you 'll never escape it . jack : and you mean that in a good way , right ? erica : i mean that in -- i mean that in a forever way . lily : until death do you part ? jack : maybe not even then . i have loved this woman for so long , i 'm never letting go . lily , you could say , in some ways , erica here -- she 's my heart . erica : we do n't have to worry about the future . and we do n't have to be afraid anymore , because we have each other . and we are going to love each other for years and years and years . and that 's a promise i 'm going to keep . [ scene_break ] kendall : what 's going on ? what , is someone chasing you ? what , did you tick off my mother ? greenlee : if she gets ticked , it wo n't be because of me . you wo n't believe who i think i just saw . zach slater . kendall : it 's impossible . there 's no way he would show his face at my mom and jack 's wedding . greenlee : what about his wedding to you ? maybe he wants to ambush you , elope , or make it a double ceremony or something . kendall : greenlee , no , there 's no bonus wedding in the works , ok ? i told you , i dropped the whole thing . greenlee : dropped , or just hit pause until you get home ? kendall : ok , what was it that you said to me the other day when i got all up in your business with ryan ? oh , yeah -- butt out . greenlee : i was wrong . kendall : ok , now i know you 're yanking my chain . greenlee : no , no , i mean it . whatever you said to ryan , things have never been better between us . i 'd tell you that i owe you , but i 'd -- kendall : all right , ok , is n't it time for you to call him , check in , or something ? greenlee : i 'm not leaving until you tell me what the deal is with zach . come on . talk to me . sometimes it helps to talk it out . kendall : fine . you know what ? it would have been a hoot . it would have been great . but , no , there 's no wedding . i 'm not marrying zach , ok ? there 's enough of that going around . you happy ? greenlee : sure . great . i wish i could have seen zach 's face when you dumped him . erica : no more zach ? hallelujah ! greenlee : well , i do n't want to ruin this mother - daughter moment . i 'll catch you later . erica : oh , oh ! [ in the hall , greenlee uses the house phone . ] greenlee : hi . this is kendall hart . has zach slater checked in yet ? [ scene_break ] aidan : what 's got you so excited ? tad : well , your guy bolton says he just interviewed a staffer at this german hospital . and the staffer spoke to our jane doe six months ago . the staffer 's name is diana cole . aidan : right . so ? tad : diana cole ? that 's the name of j.r. 's new nanny . aidan : well , it could be a coincidence . it 's a pretty common name , do n't you think ? tad : yeah , maybe , maybe not . get your guy on the horn . we 're going to play this one out . [ scene_break ] di : do n't step on sunny the bear . j.r. : is everything ok ? di : yeah . little adam ate all his lunch and fell asleep like an angel . j.r. : rough life you lead . free room and board , your client 's half your size , does n't talk back , because he does n't know the words . di : bad day ? [ amanda eavesdrops from the stairs looking worried . ] j.r. : babe 's got my brother so twisted up , he does n't know what he wants . in their world , love means that they do n't have to use their brains . di : do you want to talk , j.r. ? i mean , i 've got some time . little adam is not going to be up for a while . j.r. : no . thank you , but i think i can handle my brother . i 've got a plan . i just need a little cash to water it down . what the -- di : something the matter ? j.r. : where the hell is the money ? [ scene_break ] erica : i am so proud of you . kendall : why ? i did n't do anything . erica : the best wedding present you ever could have given me . kendall : oh , well , if i had known that , i would n't have sprung for the vase . erica : now i can marry jackson with a completely happy heart . i mean , no shadows and no worries . and i 'm so glad you 've given up this crazy idea of getting married for revenge . kendall : well , it was a pretty good business deal , too . erica : no , that is no reason to get married . i 've waited so long to marry jackson , and finally i get it . i finally understand how -- how sacred marriage is . the joy . and i know that you are going to have that same feeling when you marry for true love . kendall : i almost thought that i had that . erica : you 're not talking about ethan , are you ? you 're not planning on giving him another chance ? kendall : no , mother . ethan used me , and he lied to me . if that 's love , then i 'll pass . i ever see his face again , i 'm going to kick him right in his accent . erica : well , you ca n't imagine how glad i am to hear that . kendall : do n't worry . i 'm pretty sure he 's done with me , too . erica : honey , look , i know that this hurts right now . i know that it does . but please know that you have made the right decision on all counts . and i love you . kendall : i love you , too . erica : so come on , let 's go and welcome bianca , ok ? and let 's -- let 's celebrate that we kane women -- we have washed those cambias men right out of our hair . kendall : oh , yeah . i like that . yeah . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , cool . psst . yo . zach : `` yo `` ? greenlee : yo . zach : why are you whispering ? greenlee : shh . you want to get tagged out before this game even starts ? zach : i do n't have a gaming license . i 'm going to sit this one out . greenlee : kendall told me everything . zach : all right . still lost . greenlee : right , because we have time for your nonchalant , inscrutable routine . erica 's all over kendall . so for your freak - show wedding -- sorry , kendall told me not to judge -- for your business arrangement to go down , you two need my help . zach : where is kendall ? greenlee : where is kendall ? erica 's getting married tomorrow , that 's where kendall is . zach : i have business to take care of . greenlee : what , you do n't trust me ? one word from me , erica will kick you back to pine valley before she can even scuff her slingbacks . here i am , saving your -- in here . in here . zach : what ? greenlee : ok . here 's kendall 's brilliant idea . [ scene_break ] tad : look , herr bolton said she was very cooperative . he said she was sure she would n't mind if we got in touch -- i understand that , but if i could -- no , no , that 's fine . thank you . aidan : what 's the word ? tad : the word is diana cole started working at that hospital just before our jane doe stopped by to say `` auf wiedersehen . `` and here 's the trick -- she was n't hired as a doctor or a nurse . she works with children as a nanny . aidan : another coincidence ? tad : no way . [ scene_break ] di : are you sure the money was in there ? j.r. : it was ten grand . di : maybe your father used it . j.r. : no , no , he has n't been home for hours . it was there this morning when i took out $ 100 mad money for amanda . di : she saw you open the safe ? i -- i did n't want to say anything , but this morning -- amanda : i am so sorry , j.r. you 're such a great guy . you trust people and you get burned . i hate to tell you this , but i know what happened to the money . the nanny took it . i saw her . [ scene_break ] jamie : and that ? babe : for sticking up for me . jamie : do n't let j.r. mess with you . he 's an idiot . babe : i wo n't . at least he got it thrown back to him today . you know , he made a huge mistake messing with ryan lavery . [ scene_break ] [ at the mystery apartment , ryan is let in by a beautiful blonde while simone spies on him . ] ryan : i know i 'm early , but -- woman : no problem . we 're always here for you . [ scene_break ] [ at the dock , a boat arrives bearing bianca and miranda . ] bianca : miranda , look ! it 's your family . it 's your family . look at them ! say hi . reggie : aw , b , you leave flash , and you come back the exact same way . bianca : oh , my goodness , you guys ! i missed you so much . i just do n't think i knew how much . kendall : well , bunches and bunches , just like the little nugget . bianca : oh , look . kendall : oh , look ! jack : good to see you . good to see you ! bianca : how have you been , lily ? lily : i 've missed you a lot , and it 's been hard . and i kissed a boy , and i got an a in math . jack : thank you . why do n't you say hi ? bianca : wow . she got an a in math ? jack : yeah . kendall : yeah , you got to love those a 's . erica : oh , she 's so beautiful . just like i remember , as beautiful as her mother . oh , my sweetheart , i have missed you so much . bianca : i missed you . is this where you cry ? kendall : what , and be puffy tomorrow ? come on , binks , she loves you , but come on now , seriously . erica : where 's maggie ? bianca : oh , anatomy , biochem , some premed class that goes completely over my head and makes her completely giddy . but she sent parisian presents for everybody . reggie : ok , well , we 're going to cut her some slack this time , but next time these two tie the knot -- jack : bite your tongue . lily : i 've done that . it hurts . reggie : ooh . bianca , miranda here is smelling kind of ripe . bianca : oh . reggie : no , no , wait a second . you saying a real man ca n't change diapers ? come on , lily , give me a hand . you guys chill , and we got this one . lily : we got it . bianca : we 'll chill . oh , here -- diaper bag . thank you , lily . where are greenlee and ryan ? erica : oh , honey , ryan could n't make it . but he 's sorry to miss you . kendall : greenlee 's off exploring . `` boca raton `` means `` mouth of the rat . `` maybe it spoke to greenlee . bianca : some things have n't changed . [ scene_break ] zach : what do you think you 're protecting me from ? greenlee : shh , shh . is that -- it is . stay right -- there ! [ greenlee locks zach in the pool storage room . ] greenlee : ha ! double ha ! no way , no how are you marrying kendall , not tonight or ever . so there ! [ scene_break ] kendall : give me a hug . jack : see you , sweetie . kendall : it 's so good to see you . [ as the sisters hug , a very dashing ethan walks up to the dock , sending kendall running from the scene . ] bianca : kendall . kendall . kendall : no . [ next_on ] babe ( to jamie ) : you can make your dream come true . this is the proof . bianca ( to ethan ) : next time you want my help , you get me all the facts first . kendall : you never shut up . you keep going and going . no wonder he did n't tell you . greenlee : who did n't tell me what ? erica : you did n't . jack : well , not yet , but i certainly hope to .
jack and erica put their plans into motion for their wedding being held in boca raton , fl . all of their kids arrive . greenlee is by herself without ryan . she spies upon kendall on the beach meeting zach . kendall does not realize that greenlee saw zach there , and realizing nobody wants him at the wedding , pretends she has not seen him and does n't plan to see him again . but greenlee finds zach , corners him and locks him in a room so he ca n't bother kendall nor disrupt jack and erica 's wedding . lily finds out for the first time that erica has been married 9 times before marrying jack and inquires if she will break her promise to lily 's father like she did all her other husbands . erica and jack assure both reggie and lily that they plan to be together forever . bianca and miranda arrive . everybody is happy . but then ethan suddenly appears looking like bianca has invited him and kendall walks away upset .
tad : adam ? how are you enjoying your stay thus far ? adam : this is exactly what you two wanted , is n't it ? tad : us `` two `` ? do n't sell yourself short . i 'm sure there are hundreds of people in town who would love to see you finger painting in a rubber room . adam : that means you 're a very happy man . tad : it depends on how you define the word . am i relieved ? sure . vindicated ? a little . then again , i wonder how long you 're going to be in here . adam : so this was your final goal ? tad : what are you talking about ? i had nothing to do with this . adam : tad martin 's here . come on out . you can gloat together . revel in my captivity . [ adam laughs ] tad : who the hell are you talking to ? [ scene_break ] dixie : it 's true , jake . you need to stay for tad . please , jake , you have to listen to me . do n't leave pine valley . not yet . if you leave , you may never see tad again . [ scene_break ] kendall : what are you saying about your relationship , ryan ? that you never really loved annie ? [ annie eavesdrops and remembers ] michael : well , it 's come to light that your husband 's surgery , among others , was never performed . it 's all explained here . there 's a major class - action lawsuit being filed against the clinic . i was hoping to speak with mr. lavery -- annie : i 'm sorry . wait . are you telling me my husband can still have children ? michael : yes , mrs. lavery . i am . [ back to the present ] ryan : i do n't know exactly what i 'm saying . kendall : well , that 's not exactly a ringing endorsement . ryan : my memories of annie are only visions . they 're not -- they 're not as real as they were with you and with greenlee . kendall : ok , i hate to break it to you , ryan , but annie is very real , ok ? you two fell in love , you got married , you got it on at the stables -- ryan : it does n't feel like any of those things actually happened , all right ? they 're not visceral . kendall : but you remember them . i mean , that 's a start . ryan : it 's just , i 'm telling you , something is different . annie : hey , there , handsome . ryan : hey ! annie : hi . ryan : i thought you were at our place . annie : oh , corrina 's watching emma . hi . kendall : hi . annie : so , um , i take it ryan told you the good news . kendall : yeah . yeah , he remembered you . that 's amazing . annie : not just me . some very specific parts of me . hi . [ annie chuckles and kisses ryan ] annie : things are finally back on track . [ scene_break ] [ elevator doors close after greenlee gets in , then she stops it to think ] greenlee 's voice : i never even really wanted a family with ryan to begin with . aidan : yeah , but you were willing to give him one . greenlee : what ? aidan : i want a child with you . and you shut the door in my face . now , why is that , when you were ready to do anything to save your relationship with ryan ? greenlee : is this it ? is it over ? [ scene_break ] stuart : cassandra ? angie ? jesse ? anybody there ? maybe there 's nobody there . robert : wake up , cassandra . come on , rise and shine . cassandra : huh ? robert : huh , you 're going to come out of your trance now . huh ? you 're going to come out of your trance now . stuart : i hear somebody in there . it 's just me , stuart . robert : great , now , you 're just going to give me a few seconds to go out the back fire escape , all right ? and then , when i snap my fingers , you 're going to let him in . but you 're not going to remember being drugged , huh ? you 're not even going to remember me being here . and when i snap my fingers , now , three , two , one -- [ robert snaps his fingers ] robert : all right , now , slowly . slowly go and answer the door . ok ? [ robert drops one of his little paper cranes on his way out ] cassandra : hello ? stuart : oh , hi , cassandra . we -- we almost gave up on you . cassandra : sorry . stuart : is there anybody else at home ? i thought i heard voices . [ scene_break ] robert : where is that damn elephant ? all this time , it all comes down to a damn teenager . [ scene_break ] stuart : cassandra ? are you all right ? cassandra : fine . i 'm fine . stuart : you sure ? cassandra : i -- i , somehow , just conked out for a nap . but i 'm -- yeah , that 's all . stuart : ok , ok . we have something that belongs to you . little adam found this and made it part of his toy collection . robert : toy . cassandra : oh , i thought i 'd lost it . stuart : little a took very good care of it . cassandra : thank you , little adam . and you , too , stuart . stuart : yeah . our pleasure . cassandra : could you do me a favor ? stuart : sure . cassandra : do n't tell anybody about this little guy . a stuffed elephant does n't exactly build street cred around here . robert : elephant . my diamond . stuart : your secret 's safe with us . cassandra : i 'll be right back . angie : cassandra , are you home ? robert : come on . hide it , cassandra . they 're already on to something being inside the elephant . jesse : stuart , it 's great to see you , man . you , too , little adam . angie : to what do we owe this pleasure ? robert : where are you , cassandra ? huh ? where ? cassandra : hey , mom . jesse . angie : hey , sweetie . you look a little tired . cassandra : just a little . robert : and no one 's the wiser . i 'm finally going to get what 's mine . [ scene_break ] dixie : you 've done so much good . you 've helped so many people . and that 's all i 'm trying to do is -- is help tad . even though maybe i 'm -- i am too afraid to see him . maybe if -- if we help tad , we might just save ourselves . there 's really not much else i can do other than nudge adam in the right direction , and it 's been hard . boy , it 's been near impossible . and there are these rules . if i could fix it all , jake , i would . but i ca n't . i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] adam : come on . i 'll put you in another blasted straitjacket . tad : you can try . adam : oh , not you , for god 's sake . her . tad : `` her `` ? adam : you know full well `` her . `` dixie ! tad : dixie ? you 're talking to dixie ? adam : yeah , and she 'd be talking back if she were n't afraid to face you . tad : you really have snapped . adam : oh , no . i know how this looks . it 's -- i 'm perfectly sane . i would n't be locked up here at all if dixie martin cooney was n't a wretched -- tad : easy , easy , i do n't care if you are crazy . watch your mouth . adam : you know , you got off easy . yeah , you deserved so much more than i ever gave you . and you 're really enjoying this , are n't you ? i would gladly lock you up again if i could . in a second ! tad : adam , stop . dixie is gone , ok ? she 's not here . you 're -- you 're hallucinating . adam : no , no . i 'm not seeing things . she is here . dixie is here . she 's been with me for -- for days , weeks , months ! tad : krystal was right . you are nuts . i guess all that guilt finally got to you . dixie : i 'm back . tad . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , i think it 's amazing . i mean , clearly , he 's saved the best memory for last . annie : that 's a nice way to think about it . ryan : you did n't have to come all the way down here . i told you i 'd get your files for you . annie : that 's ok . annie 's voice : wait till you hear , ryan . we can have a baby . annie : hey , um , so , i thought i would get some food for you and me downstairs . ryan : oh , well , i 'll head out with you . annie : you know what ? do n't worry about it . we took separate cars . i 'm sure you two need to discuss the latest on spike , so -- you finish up here . i got to go . ryan : ok . well , i 'll see you at home later . ok ? all right . annie : no worries . greenlee : ok , enough . stupid place for a breakdown . get me out of here . annie : perfect timing . annie : damn you , ryan . kendall : this is not your fault . greenlee : oh , thank god you 're here -- i need you . [ scene_break ] corrina : thank you , mrs. lavery . annie : bye . emma : mommy , why are you crying ? annie : oh , i 'm not crying , sweetie , i 'm fine . i 'm fine . i 'm just -- what -- i 'm ok . come here . i 'm -- i 'm ok . oh , it 's just kind of a -- it 's kind of like a bad dream , that 's all . it was a -- awful -- emma : it was a bad dream . annie : it was a bad dream . it was a bad dream , it was a dream that you and me and daddy were n't a family anymore . emma : why ? annie : i 'm not sure why , sweetie . but it was just a dream . an awful dream . [ scene_break ] ryan : what did you need , greenlee ? can i help ? greenlee : as if i needed help . nope . nope , i can help myself just fine . ryan : oh . all right , you just said that you needed -- greenlee : kendall . i meant that i needed kendall . no offense . ryan : none taken . greenlee : i need to talk to you about the latest charm ! shipment . kendall : right . the japanese launch ? greenlee : exactly . kendall : yeah , just minor perfume emergency . ryan : yeah , very subtle . i get it . i 'll -- i 'll take off . thank you for your help , kendall . kendall : anytime . ryan : all right . hey . greenlee , how 's aidan ? greenlee : oh , he 's perfect . he 's fabulous . he could n't be better . ryan : yeah ? wedding plans ? everything going great ? greenlee : wedding of the century . dress , check . band , check . flowers , check . ryan : excited ? greenlee : check . ryan : ok . well , just let me know if you need anything . greenlee : i will do . ryan : ok . kendall : what in the hell was that about ? you do n't have any of those wedding things done . greenlee : i might not need to . kendall : excuse me ? greenlee : you know how i have this amazing ability to take something great and screw it up ? well , i may or may not have chased my fiancé away , kendall . i might have screwed up big . [ scene_break ] stuart : i wanted to invite you guys to come over to my gallery and see -- well , see some canvases that i 've been working on . jesse : stuart , that 's real cool , but neither one of us are art critics . stuart : oh , no , no . no , you 'll be experts on this . the subject is love , specifically , your love story . that 's what the paintings are about . angie : stuart , that is just beautiful . cassandra : stuart just came by to tell you to come by . stuart : yeah . i hope that i can get them done by -- before your wedding , so i can make that my gift to you . angie : oh , stuart , you really do n't have to do that . stuart : oh , yes , i do . you two are inspirational . cassandra : does anybody want anything ? i could use some water . it 's like , hot in here , right ? stuart : yeah , well , no , thanks . i -- i 'm fine . jesse : excuse me . hey , hey . are you ok ? cassandra : yeah , i 'm fine . angie : so , stuart , how is adam doing ? any more panic attacks ? stuart : uh , he 's -- he 's gotten worse . i 've never seen my brother like this . [ scene_break ] adam : show yourself to him , dixie . let him see you . dixie : no , no , no . no , there 's no reason . tad : adam , you 're actually starting to freak me out . dixie : nice try . adam : well , talk to him . go on , go on . i 've forgotten you 're afraid to face him . dixie : you know what you have to do to make me go away . adam : no , no . not a chance . tad : adam -- adam , maybe you should try to calm down . adam : do n't you tell me what to do . i 've already got this she - devil giving me orders . dixie : you know , he thinks you 're nuts , adam . wacko , delusional , on the next train to crazytown . whoo - hoo - hoo . whoo - hoo - hoo ! adam : stop , stop . no , no . [ dixie speaks gibberish ] adam : stop it ! stop it . stop . listen -- no , no . no , no , no . no . no . oh ! [ scene_break ] colby : so you think dad will be ok ? j.r. : i do n't know , colby . i honestly do n't know . colby : dad 's not going to be here forever . j.r. : yeah . i 'll handle it , colby . we 'll figure this out . [ scene_break ] stuart : j.r. and colby are visiting adam right now . angie : is n't o haven where -- stuart : that 's where adam put dixie , yeah . jesse : and nobody knows what 's wrong ? stuart : well , it started with some panic attacks . angie : stuart , is there anything we can do ? i mean , do you want me to make some calls , find a psych consult ? stuart : i just think -- well , i 'd really rather hear what the doctors there have to say first . angie : all right , stuart . well , just let us know . stuart : yeah . ok , well , it 's getting late . angie : ok . stuart : i 've got to get little adam home here for his mama . angie : stuart , thanks for coming by . stuart : yeah , ok . good night , everybody . angie : bye , handsome . stuart : good night , everybody . wave , wave . that a boy , wave . angie : bye . stuart : i hope you feel better , cassandra . jesse : bam ! see you later , kiddo . stuart : good night . jesse : see you , stuart . you sure you 're ok ? angie : hey , what 's wrong , baby ? cassandra : i 'm fine , mom . jesse : you do n't look fine . angie : let me check you out . do you have a fever ? cassandra : i just feel a little weird , that 's all . jesse : weird -- what kind of weird ? tired weird ? sick ? cassandra : yeah , i guess so . i fell asleep , and now i 'm a little groggy , like my head 's in a bubble . angie : well , it could be your sinuses . jesse : could you be a little more specific ? cassandra : i do n't know , like -- like i 'm underwater . like , you guys are kind of fuzzy . angie : no , there 's a terrible stomach flu going around . cassandra : my stomach 's fine , mom . jesse : whoa , take it easy there , kiddo . cassandra : seriously , you guys are freaking out over nothing . i took a nap . i think maybe my body is just going back to paris time . angie : right , tell you what . i 'm going to get you some hot soup , ok ? [ cassandra sighs ] jesse : does it feel like the room is kind of spinning ? cassandra : yeah , it does kind of feel like when i was in paris , and i had too much wine . jesse : and you 're sure you do n't remember anything out of the ordinary , right ? cassandra : no , not at all . actually , i do n't really remember anything . [ scene_break ] joe : how you feeling ? jake : um , you know , i 'm good . i 'm ready to get out of this place . joe : mm - hmm . well , you should be discharged any time soon , maybe even today . jake : oh , thank you . good . how 's , um , tad doing ? ruth : oh , he 's -- he seems fine . why ? jake : no , it 's just a weird feeling that i had . joe : hmm . all is well . jake : good , good , good , good . joe : all would be better if we could talk you into staying on here in pine valley , hmm ? [ scene_break ] annie : ok , it 's time for you to get to bed , all right ? scoot . come on . come on . [ ryan walks in ] annie : hey . you 're home . ryan : yeah , i 'm home . how is emma ? annie : she 's great -- until she brought up the whole baby brother , baby sister thing again . she , um -- she really wants one . ryan : well , there 's a pretty good reason why that 's not a possibility at this moment . annie : yeah , of course . um , it 's just hard to explain to a kid . ryan : yeah . you ok ? annie : fine . fantastic . i mean , you remembered me , you remembered us . it was like the best anniversary present ever . ryan : yeah . one step closer to getting it all back . annie : well , how about i get us some wine , and we celebrate ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're the one who told me to come completely clean with him about the kids issue . `` tell him , greenlee . better now than after the wedding . secrets are bad , greenlee . `` pretty crappy advice . kendall : so , you told aidan and ? greenlee : pretty much freaked him out . kendall : oh , he really wants kids that bad , huh ? greenlee : yeah , and he could n't quite get past the whole ryan disaster . kendall : do we need drinks with these donuts ? greenlee : and i quote , `` you wanted a child with ryan , but you do n't want one with me . `` kendall : ouch . greenlee : truth hurts . kendall ; well , did you explain to him the whole -- greenlee : that having ryan 's baby was n't really about a baby ? yeah . kendall : ok , well , it ca n't be that bad . greenlee : yeah . i think it is , my friend . kendall : well , i 'm sure aidan will get over it . greenlee : maybe . maybe not . or maybe having kids is a deal breaker for us . kendall : or maybe aidan never thought of the alternative . greenlee : well , he 's clearly thinking about it now . kendall : all right , listen . you know what , greenlee ? you did the right thing , ok ? you could n't walk down the aisle without putting it all out there . greenlee : yeah , well , now i may not get down the aisle . good plan , kendall . kendall : would you rather be having this conversation after you got married ? i do n't think so . greenlee : ok . you 're right . i have to look at this as progress . kendall : exactly . hmm ? greenlee : usually when men leave me , they die . aidan 's just walking away . great progress , huh ? [ scene_break ] colby : is he ok ? tad : i do n't want to scare you -- j.r. : just tell me , tad . what do you think ? tad : i do n't think it looks very good in there . colby : what does that mean ? tad : well , honey , i think you should prepare yourself for a long haul . i mean , i 'm no medical professional , but i 've never seen him quite like this . j.r. : me , either . tad : listen , try not to worry . we 'll get him the best medical attention we possibly can . j.r. : just let me know . i 'll fly them in . tad : yeah , and i 'm not going anywhere , either . if any of you need anything , i 'll do whatever to get you through this . colby : you 're being so nice about him . that means he 's really sick , is n't he ? tad : i 'm sorry , hero . for the first time , i really wish i could tell you he 's just being a jerk . adam : ah . this is the first time you 've saw him , is n't it ? it was , was n't it ? [ dixie sighs ] adam : how was it ? too painful ? tad : are we alone ? adam : i 'm not an animal . tad : i know that , adam . i know , but for now , maybe this is the best place for you . adam : get me out of this cage . tad : i ca n't do that . we 're trying to help you . dixie : well , you 've finally done it , adam . after all the horrible things you 've done , tad actually pities you . tad : adam ? you still in there ? adam : i 'll teach you to pity me . [ adam pushes tad on to his bed ] adam : when i get out of here -- and i will -- it will be my turn to pity you . tad : yeah . ok , sure . when you get out of here . adam : why do you think dixie talks to me and not to you ? tad : i think that 's a question for a mental health professional . adam : but what could i do for her that you ca n't ? dixie : for heaven 's sake , adam , you know exactly what that is . tad : i think you should know , i told the kids that i would be there for anything -- whatever they need . adam : the kids need their father . tad : not like this , they do n't . adam : no , those kids are my kids . they 're not part of your hee - haw nursery school . tad : well , then i hope you get better soon for their sake . adam : i 'll tell dixie you said hello . and by the way , she is -- [ adam chuckles ] adam : really looking good these days . and deny it though she will , she 's still got the hots for me . colby : well ? tad : let 's get out of here . let 's go get some coffee or something . adam : i will destroy that fool martin the minute i get out of here . dixie : you will be the loser in all of this , adam , and mark my words . you will choose who you take down with you . [ scene_break ] angie : take it . jesse : cassandra , sweetheart , do me a favor , would you ? run your day by me . can you do that ? what 'd you do the last couple of hours ? cassandra : i was here -- like , i crashed . ok , you know when you take a nap , and you wake up , and it just takes you a little while to get going ? angie : ok , uh , jess , will you let her chill for a bit ? jesse : hey , was there somebody here with you ? i mean , before stuart and little adam showed up ? cassandra : i do n't think so . i mean , it kind of seemed like maybe there was , but i ca n't remember . [ jesse sighs ] cassandra : it 's weird . jesse : yeah , it 's a little weird . something like this happened to me a long time ago -- exactly what you 're describing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : me , relationships , and kids do n't mix . i mean , here we go . another guy , another problem with children , another failure . kendall : no , you know what ? i do n't think it 's over at all . greenlee : maybe we ca n't hack the drama . kendall : what -- the drama ? are you kidding me ? hello . aidan saved you from a bomb shelter . he came back from a hostage situation in africa to be here for you . you guys can handle a little ryan lavery drama . greenlee : you 'd think , would n't you ? kendall : all i 'm saying is , aidan took a huge leap to accept that you were over ryan . greenlee : yeah , he 's a real rock star , a real champ , a real boy scout boyfriend , but even prince charming has its limits . kendall : ok , so the subject comes up again . work through it . greenlee : it 's not that easy . who knows ? maybe i 'm just a screw - up that should never be with men . kendall : is that an offer ? greenlee : you wish . kendall : please . my point is , aidan took a leap . now it 's your turn . have some faith . greenlee : i 'm trying . kendall : the one thing that i learned from zach is that truth is the only answer . only lies and secrets can really ruin you . [ scene_break ] angie : can i get you anything else , baby ? cassandra : i 'm ok , mom . angie : jesse , can i talk to you for a minute ? jesse : baby , something 's up . i can feel it . angie : do you remember that conversation we just had at the hospital ? jesse : i know , but this is different . come on , look at your daughter . angie : what i see is a young girl who is n't feeling very well , end of story . jesse : this is not the stomach flu . angie : you know what , jesse ? you are seeing things where nothing exists . now , you ca n't just pull a case out of thin air . jesse : you honestly believe that cassandra is sick and there 's nothing else going on ? angie : yes , i do . now , will you drop it ? do you remember a wedding that 's about to happen ? [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : how could i possibly forget ? angie : uh - huh . well , i do n't want you hunting for clues while we 're standing at the altar looking as fine as can be . jesse : you going to look fine for me ? angie : you want to see that ? jesse : yeah . angie : drop this . jesse : i 'll drop it like it 's hot . [ jesse chuckles ] robert : jesse hubbard , your day has come . [ scene_break ] ryan : hmm . what movie do you want to watch ? annie : um , well , i thought maybe we could work on making some new memories like we did in the stables . [ ryan laughs ] ryan : well , i found out the memories kind of come back a lot better when i do n't try so hard , you know ? hey , this one 's supposed to be really good . why do n't we watch this one ? want to kill the lights ? annie : sure . ryan : ok . [ movie plays ] annie : hmm . ryan : oh , here . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , think of it this way . i have screwed up way worse than you have in the love department . greenlee : i totally won . kendall : oh . oh , no , no , no , no , no . uh - uh . that 's not true . greenlee : scott chandler ? kendall : ooh , ooh . ok , um , del henry . greenlee : hmm , good call . carlos ? kendall : carlos . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : well , i married anton . greenlee : way before my time . kendall : ok , do i have to remind you of j.r. ? greenlee : you sure know how to pick them . kendall : yeah , what can i say ? it 's a gift . greenlee : it 's ok to laugh , right ? kendall : yeah . what else can you do ? you have to . greenlee : because then it makes it ok . kendall : it will be . [ phone rings ] kendall : oh , hold that thought oh . speaking of which -- greenlee : good news ? kendall : we are getting out of here . no , no , no whining , no crying , no men , just fun , fun , fun . greenlee : ha ! call me in about 10 years . kendall : oh , come on . you know you 're up for it . greenlee : no ! kendall : oh , yes . i knew you 'd see it my way . come on . [ scene_break ] [ movie plays ] [ ryan sighs ] ryan : you know what ? i 'm going to go and check on emma . annie : emma 's fine . i just put her to bed . ryan : i know , i just want to go and see her just to make sure , you know ? she 's such an amazing gift . annie : ok , i 'll pause the movie . ryan : no , do n't bother . just keep watching , and i 'll catch up , ok ? [ annie tears up the paper from the doctor ] annie : you do n't need to know about this . you just need to give me another amazing gift . [ scene_break ] adam : so , taunt me . laugh in my face . no , float -- float paper around . make me look crazy . i do n't care . dixie : well , you better start caring , adam . adam : ah . you know , it was worth it just to see the look on your face when you materialized and saw tad for the first time . dixie : you are running out of time . adam : do you have no concept of time ? you once told me that you and tad were going to be together forever . dixie : this is n't about just me or tad . there are others involved , including you . adam : yeah , you keep it up , dixie . someday , i just may care , although i doubt it . dixie : you should believe this . if you 've never believed anything ever in your life , you have no idea what pain is coming if you do n't do this one thing . [ scene_break ] tad : they let you get dressed ? you 're definitely better than you did a few hours back . jake : yeah . let me ask you something . who was in the war - torn district ? was it you or was it me ? tad : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? jake : just saying . what were you doing ? who were you doing it with ? where you been ? tad : thank you for that . jake : uh - huh . tad : i paid adam chandler a visit at oak haven , if you must know . jake : oh , yeah , the nut house . tad : the very same . jake : so , they finally put old adam where he belongs , huh ? tad : looks like it . listen , i need a drink , or several . jake : is that right ? tad : yeah , that 's right . jake : well , look at this . you are in luck . tad : ah , a late discharge . jake : that 's right , and i did n't write that myself . tad : so , what do you think ? you buying ? jake : all right . tad : the best offer i 've had all day . jake : hmm . i missed you , and i -- and i love you , and i -- tad : me , too . and me , too . it 's good to have you home . jake : hmm . tad : so good to have you home . [ scene_break ] cassandra : just be in my room if you need me . angie : ok , sweetheart . cassandra : ok . jesse : baby , you know you 're -- angie : you know , i do n't want to hear it . jesse : what ? what are you talking -- i was just going to say , you 've got to taste my soda . it 's really good . angie : yeah , right . jesse : mmm . ah . angie : give me some . no , your soda . jesse : ooh , you are like -- you 're so -- [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] robert : hold on . who is it ? man : rob , it 's me , alan -- agent cristol . robert : well , you do n't have to do that , al . alan : i 'm afraid that i do . the bureau was asking some questions about the shooting down at the hangar . robert : um , i gave you guys my statement , did n't i ? i do n't -- i do n't -- what more do you need ? alan : well , we just need to ask you some questions about papel . [ next_on ] greenlee ( to kendall ) : aidan is off somewhere trying to decide if he still wants to marry me . aidan ( to tad ) : when it really comes down to it , are women worth the trouble they put you through ? greg ( to jesse ) : this is like a dream come true . adam ( to dixie ) : you 're threatening disasters ? bring it on .
tad visits adam in the psychiatric hospital . adam begins to call for dixie to appear so that tad can see her . tad sees no one and believes that adam has completely lost it this time . dixie visits jake at pine valley hospital . she encourages him to stay in pine valley for awhile for tad 's sake . annie listens to ryan and kendall as they discuss his remembering something about annie and their life together . annie remembers her conversation with a lawyer in which he had told her that ryan could have children . after listening to ryan and annie a few moments , she bursts into the room and hugs ryan . greenlee is on the elevator at fusion . she stops the elevator and then she sinks down to the floor . she remembers her conversation with aidan in which she had told him that she did n't want to have children . aidan confronts her as to why she had tried for months to have a child with ryan , but did n't want to have children with aidan . greenlee meets up with annie just getting on the elevator and annie is not very pleased to see her . stewart and little a are outside of jesse and angie 's apartment . stewart yells for someone to answer the door . robert is inside with cassandra and he questions her about the toy elephant and its whereabouts . robert brings cassandra out of her trance , but she will not be able to remember anything that had gone on . stewart and little a returns the toy elephant to cassandra with robert watching with binoculars . he is relieved , but he still vows revenge on jesse .
opal : he 's going to be all right . he has to be . angie : listen , dr. steele is a brilliant neurosurgeon . jake : tad should n't need surgery . angie : i am absolutely sure that there is a reasonable explanation . jake : he was angry enough to try to kill adam ? opal : no . but j.r. sure was . jake : look , whatever his reasons for being there , he did n't deserve to have a bullet in his head . it 's not right . it 's just not right . opal : god , please do n't take tad . please , god , please . ah ! david : ok , the neurosurgeon is scrubbing in right now . we 've seen the pictures , located the bullet . he thinks he can get to it . we 're going to do all we can . opal : david , i know that you and tad have had your differences in the past , but please , please , save my boy . david : he 's in good hands . [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan was in the er when they brought in adam 's body . he was murdered . erica : how awful . kendall : you already knew . erica : i have no idea what you 're talking about . kendall : mom , you do n't seem surprised at all that i told you he was murdered . erica : surprised ? someone has been threatening his life on a daily basis lately , so surprised ? no , i am not surprised . any idea who did it ? kendall : no , not yet . come on , mom . you ca n't lie to me . i saw it in your eyes . you already knew about it . erica : kendall , you 're being ridiculous . i mean , obviously you are distraught , and you 're not thinking clearly . kendall : oh , my god . oh , my god . were you there tonight ? is that it ? were you at the mansion when adam was killed ? [ scene_break ] j.r. did you see grandpa david tonight ? little adam : he took me back into my bed when the lights went out . j.r. : did grandpa david come to the house to see you ? little adam : no , grandpa adam . j.r. : hayward , did you hear that ? natalie : i heard . j.r. : he did n't leave like you said . he was here . he did this . krystal : no he did n't . j.r. like hell he did n't . colby : j.r. , please . j.r. : we both know how much hayward hates my father . i saw him at the gate . he was ready to kill . and now my son 's witness to him being in this house . find your dad , tell him what you heard . [ scene_break ] jesse : there 's still time , zach . if you want to take back your confession , i will erase everything , and we can start over . ready to tell the truth ? [ front door closes ] jesse : get out of here , ryan . when i 'm ready to talk to you , i will call for you . ryan : what are you doing to find my daughter , jesse ? officer : sorry , chief , he snuck by him . jesse : i 've got people out there looking for your daughter . right now i 'm investigating a murder . zach : help him . you 've got your confession . ryan : confession ? jesse : yeah , he 's claiming to have killed adam chandler , and if he 's guilty , i know you helped him . [ scene_break ] erica : of course , i was n't at the mansion . i told you . i was taking a bath . i was at the yacht club . why are you even asking ? kendall : there is mud on your shoes , mom . erica : it 's been so wet outside . i guess i stepped in some on my way to the hospital . kendall : you should clean those off . you might want to do a good job of it . i would hate to see an expensive pair of shoes ruined like that . erica : of course . why is n't zach here ? or ryan ? do you know where they are ? [ scene_break ] zach : i would n't help zach kill anybody . i would n't help him do anything for that matter , jesse . i 'm here to find my daughter . jesse : how did you hear about your daughter , ryan ? ryan : not from you . i had to hear it on one of your police radios that a little girl was missing from this house , and my daughter was supposed to be at the movies with colby and little a . zach : your guilty party is cuffed to a chair . why do n't you work on some of the crimes that have n't been solved . jesse : why do n't you let me decide when the crime has been solved . i issued an amber alert . ryan : and why did n't you call me ? why did n't you or one of your men call me and let me know she was missing ? jesse : well , i apologize . it 's been one hell of an evening , ryan . ryan : well , we both know who took her , and i 'm going to handle this myself . jesse : you are not going anywhere . you just made yourself a part of this murder investigation by covering for zach at the hospital . you lied when you said they were in the chapel praying . ryan : i had nothing to do with what happened to adam , ok ? and you ca n't stop me from looking for my daughter , ok ? jesse : cuff him . [ ryan struggles with an officer at the door ] zach : let him go . he had nothing to do with this . he had no idea what i was planning . jesse : we all knew what you were planning . he deliberately lied to an officer of the law to give you time to do it . that means i hold him for questioning . zach : hmm . and you really think i would let the man who stole my wife help me with a murder ? jesse : just about everybody in this town wanted to see adam chandler dead . and nobody 's going anywhere until i figure out what happened , dammit ! [ scene_break ] krystal : david did n't kill adam . j.r. : you ca n't protect him anymore . he was out for blood . krystal : yes , he was . david 's voice : adam is a dead man . krystal : but he did n't kill adam . i talked him out of it . j.r. : sure you did . if jesse is not going to do anything about him , i 'm going to find him myself . natalia : j.r. , you were told to stay here . j.r. : this is my house . out of my way . [ natalia sighs and lets j.r. pass ] jesse : take them down to the station . i 'll be there as soon as i can get there , all right ? krystal : j.r. , j.r. -- ryan : j.r. , they said that you saw annie . j.r. : i saw annie and aidan . ryan : that son of a bitch . you 've got to get me out of these cuffs . hey , jesse , you 've got to get me out of these cuffs ! jesse : ryan , you are going nowhere but downtown . you , you , back in the library until i 'm ready to talk to you . j.r. : will you listen to me ? hayward was the triggerman . jesse : shut up ! shut up ! shut up ! back to the library , both of you , now ! zach : ryan ! you were at the hospital . how is ian ? ryan : he 's hanging in there . kendall was there when i left . he 's still fighting . [ door closes ] zach : what ? what do you want ? i told you everything . jesse : why do n't you run it by me again , zach ? zach : i thought my son was dead . adam was responsible , so i came over here , i was on the terrace , i got a shot , and i fired . end of story . jesse : somehow i just do n't think it 's quite that simple . zach : you 're right . there was one big mistake . i 'm sorry you shot your friend . jesse : all right . if that 's the way you want to play it , zach , you are under arrest for the murder of adam chandler . thank you , officer . j.r. : why are you doing this ? you should be arresting hayward . jesse : and why is that , junior ? j.r. : because he was here . he wanted to kill my father . jesse : so did everybody else including zach slater . j.r. : slater ? you think he did this ? jesse : oh , according to him . j.r. : but you do n't think that he did it . he confessed . jesse : i 'm not sure what i think right now . what i have to do is get all the facts first . j.r. : the only facts that matter right now are the fact that my father is dead and the other man i consider my second father is in the hospital with a bullet in his brain . jesse : i understand . [ sighs ] j.r. : so why are n't you asking yourself these questions , since you 're the one that put him there ? jesse : boy , you know what your stepfather means to me . what happened tonight was a horrible , horrible accident . but right now , i 've got to focus on your father 's murder , so just tell me where you were , what you did , and what you saw , and then you can get to the hospital for tad . j.r. : ok . i came home . i saw hayward at the front gate . he was pulling out a gun . so i picked up a rock , and i knocked him out . jesse : what happened to the gun ? j.r. : i took it . jesse : and hayward ? j.r. : i do n't give a damn about him . i left him lying there . jesse : what happened next ? j.r. : well , i heard my dad and krystal arguing . she seemed really pissed off . krystal 's voice : shut up . he 's gone . j.r. : i came in here . i saw a gun . my dad asked me to grab her , that she had tried to kill him . jesse : did you grab here ? j.r. : no . i let her run out -- out that way . then i tried to kill him . adam 's voice : you pathetic drunk . you could n't hit the broad side of a barn , let alone a moving target . j.r. 's voice : one in the chamber . eight in the clip . j.r. : the gun that i got from hayward . i counted the rounds in there . and then i aimed the gun at my father . jesse : why would you do that ? j.r. : because he murdered my mother . [ scene_break ] [ scott gently picks up little a from colby 's arms and lays him down on the couch , covering him with a throw -- then he hugs his weeping cousin colby . ] [ scene_break ] [ at the hospital , erica wipes off her shoes ] erica : oh , so , what was your call about ? was it about tad ? kendall : oh , no , no , no , no . there 's no news on tad . umm , it was the police . ryan and zach are both in custody . erica : why ? kendall : well , when they found out about ian , i think zach was so upset and angry that i think he went over to the mansion tonight . erica : well , do they think that zach killed adam ? kendall : they would n't say . i do n't know . they would n't say why they have ryan in custody or why they want to talk to me . erica : you ? why would they want to talk to you ? kendall : i do n't know , mom . i have no idea . but they said i need to get down there right away or they would come and get me themselves . erica : oh ! kendall : so , umm , can you please , please stay with ian ? erica : of course . kendall : ok . and if there 's any change , anything , anything at all , please , please call me . erica : listen , do you want me to call jack , so he can meet you down there ? kendall : no , i 'm sure zach already has a lawyer . erica : no , no , no . i mean for you . kendall : mom , they 're just questioning me . do n't worry , it 's fine . and , please , please , any change at all . ok ? erica : all right . kendall : ok . erica : ok . [ scene_break ] jesse : and then what happened ? did you pull the trigger , j.r. ? j.r. : no . tad showed up . he talked me down . he took the gun from me . i wanted to run away , so i did . jesse : you left the house ? j.r. : no . i just continued to get even more drunk . the next thing i remember , i was getting water thrown in my face . jesse : by whom ? j.r. : i do n't know , some woman . but it had to be her . it just does n't make any sense to me . jesse : what does n't make sense ? j.r. : annie . i mean , why would she throw water in my face if she 's trying to get out of the house without getting caught ? no , it had to be someone else . jesse : but you did see annie ? j.r. : yeah , i was on my way to the kitchen . it was when the power was out . it was really dark . i was -- i was so drunk i was stumbling down the hallway , and i bumped into her , and she had a gun in her hand . so i grabbed her wrist . we fell down on the floor . she pushed me off and , i do n't know , i guess i just laid there for a while . jesse : so this is when you pass out ? j.r. : yeah , yeah , i did . and then i woke up . that 's when i came in here , and i saw him on the floor . and they were covering him up . look , can i -- that 's all i know , man . can i just go to the hospital ? jesse : all right , listen , i 'll let you know if there are any more questions . get out of here . [ scene_break ] opal : how is he ? angie : is he out of surgery ? david : we 're just finishing up right now . but we got the bullet out . opal : so he 's going to be ok ? david : until he wakes up , we wo n't know for sure . [ scene_break ] tad 's voice : kendall ? [ gunshot ] kathy 's voice : daddy ? kathy : come home , daddy . come home and play . [ scene_break ] krystal : any news on tad ? jesse : just that he 's still in surgery . krystal : you must feel terrible about what happened . jesse : listen , can we -- just need to talk about adam right now , ok ? so you were here tonight , and so was david . krystal : yes , but he did not kill adam . jesse : how do you know ? krystal : because i was with him , and i saw him leaving before adam was killed . jesse : so you were here earlier , though , on your own ? krystal : yes . i 'm sure j.r. told you what happened . jesse : well , i 'd like to hear it from you . krystal : i was angry with adam , and i came here to let him know . he pulled a gun on me , all right ? i grabbed for it . krystal 's voice : shut up ! krystal : some harsh words were said , and then i dropped the gun when j.r. came in . i just -- i got out of here through the terrace doors . jesse : so that 's when you ran into david hayward , hmm ? krystal : yeah , outside on the grounds . jesse : did he say what he was doing here ? krystal : he came here to confront adam for the same reason i was . adam had been blackmailing me . jesse : yeah , everybody kind of figured that out at the trial when you turned on david . what is it , about babe 's sister ? krystal : i guess everybody 's heard , huh ? jesse : yeah , he must have been pretty upset behind that one , huh ? krystal : well , yes . yes , he lost his grandson because of that . adam forced me to testify against david . jesse : hey , you must have been pretty upset with what adam did to you , too , huh ? krystal : i was . i loved him once . and he used me just like he used everyone else in his life . jesse : did you kill him , krystal ? did you come back and shoot him from the terrace ? krystal : no . jesse : and you 're sure david hayward did n't either , huh ? krystal : i am positive , jesse . i was outside with him arguing . i convinced him to leave . i told him if anybody deserved to be punished for this , it was me and not adam . i saw him get in his car and drive away . jesse : then what ? krystal : i was leaving , myself . i ran into opal and aidan , and that 's when the gunshot went off . jesse : and you 're sure that david could n't have just circled back around after you saw him leave ? krystal : there was n't any time , jesse . you can ask him yourself . jesse : oh , i intend to . can i have your shoes , please ? krystal : what ? jesse : evidence . krystal : yeah . jesse : you can go now . but there 's still many more questions i need to ask you , so , please , do n't disappear on me , krystal . [ krystal sighs ] [ scene_break ] p.a . announcer : dr. forrest , dial 118 , please . dr. forrest , please dial 118 . opal : i am so sorry about your daddy . j.r. : tad ? opal : they 're finishing up on him . got some good news from david . jake : yeah , they got the bullet out . j.r. : oh . is he going to be ok ? angie : we do n't know what kind of damage there is yet . listen , it was all a horrible mistake . jesse had no idea it was tad . j.r. : i just want to know if tad 's going to be all right . david : all right , some of you know dr. steele . he performed a miracle in there tonight . he removed that bullet , and it was in a very precarious place . dr. steele : we were very lucky , though . the damage was localized . however , there will be some inevitable impact . opal : but he will get better , wo n't he ? dr. steele : our immediate concern is the possibility of swelling . but i emphasize , there will most certainly be some short - term and possibly long - term effects from the damage . j.r. : what kind of effects ? jake : tad got struck in the frontal lobe , which controls a lot of the higher brain functions like problem - solving and emotions and personality and selective attention . opal : oh , now you 're scaring me . david : all right , now we 're getting ahead of ourselves . it 's too soon to know anything . tad made it through surgery . it 's a good thing . now we just have to wait for him to wake up . j.r. : so what you 're saying is pray for the best but prepare for the worst . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . i 'm kendall slater . i was told to come down here . officer : the chief is on his way . why do n't you have a seat . kendall : i really do n't have time . zach : kendall ! hey . officer : hey . zach : what ? give me a break . my son is in the hospital . one second . kendall : hey . zach : hey . ian 's alive , huh ? kendall : yeah . zach : how 's he doing ? kendall : mom 's with him . they told me to come down for questioning . why are you under arrest ? zach : i killed adam . and i 'm sorry . i know what that 's going to do to you and the kids , but he almost killed ian . had to make him pay . officer : that 's enough . jesse : such a waste . kendall : did he really confess to killing adam ? jesse : yes . kendall : oh , my god . jesse : you seem surprised . kendall : yeah -- i mean , of course . why would n't i be ? jesse : well , kendall , you were there . you heard the threats . you saw the murder in his eyes . i mean , he thought that adam chandler was responsible for your son 's death . but he did n't die , did he ? it was just a sudden , tragic rush to judgment , was n't it ? kendall : ian is still very sick , so i really need to get back to him . jesse : of course , but first a few questions . kendall : why ? zach just confessed . why do you still need to question me ? jesse : because i do n't think i have the whole story . do you think i have the whole story , kendall ? [ scene_break ] opal : this is killing me , not knowing what 's going to happen , what effect it 's going to have on tad . i mean , what if we get a whole new tad ? angie : opal , opal , listen to me . you can not do this to yourself . tad came through the surgery . so now we have to think of him as being ok . all right ? we should we thinking of him as he is at his very best . [ jake snickers ] angie : what ? jake : oh , just thinking about tad at his very best . knowing that his hypothalamus and his amygdala are completely intact , it 's , you know -- angie : oh , jake . opal : ok , all right , you two . enough with the insider doctor stuff . i could use a little smile myself right now . i mean , what 's with the hypo - hoo - ha , or -- angie : they 're the libido centers of the brain . and what jake is saying is that tad 's were left unharmed . opal : oh . oh . jake : i 'm just trying to , you know , keep an uplifted outlook , knowing that tad the cad will rise again . [ scene_break ] krystal : david , how 's tad ? david : he made it through surgery . we 're going to have to wait until he wakes up to see the extent of the damage . krystal : did you do it ? did you kill adam ? david : no . someone beat me to it . krystal : listen , i told jesse that i stopped you from doing it , ok ? that we were out on the grounds , and i made you leave before adam was killed . david : all right . that 's the story . and what about you ? do you need an alibi for murder ? krystal : i did n't do it . i guess zach did it . he did confess . david : zach ? well , i guess that makes sense . he did think adam 's valve killed his kid . well , that was awfully nice of him . bye - bye , zach slater . krystal : i 'm not so sure about that . jesse 's acting like he does n't believe zach did it . [ scene_break ] kendall : i really have to get back to the hospital . jesse : that 's where you were all night ? kendall : yes . jesse : you disappeared for a while , though . kendall : what do you mean ? jesse : kendall , i was there at the hospital when your boy died , remember ? you took off somewhere . kendall : i went to the chapel to pray . jesse : yeah . no , you did n't . because i went to the chapel to look for you . as a matter of fact , we looked all over the hospital for you . nowhere to be found , you or zach . kendall : well , the whole -- everything -- i mean , it was such a horrific blur . i went outside to the roof to get some air . i could n't stand the smell of the hospital . and when i came back , that 's when i found out about ian 's recovery from ryan . jesse : and zach ? kendall : well , you know what he did . he just told you . jesse : interesting . kendall : what ? jesse : you just seem -- what 's the word ? detached -- for a woman whose husband just killed a guy . kendall : ex - husband . and for good reasons . i do n't know the man anymore , so nothing he could have done would surprise me . jesse : and you 're certain you never left the hospital ? [ kendall recalls aiming the gun at adam , but then dropping it and running away after zach spotted her ] kendall : i never left the hospital . jesse : did anybody see you that can corroborate that ? [ kendall remembers ryan grabbing her by the arm as she was running through the chandler grounds ] kendall : no , no one . why are you even here ? why did they take you in ? ryan : you know what 's funny ? i 've been asking the same question . jesse : enough people have been hurt and killed here tonight . i 'm only letting you go if you promise to go straight home and let us find emma . kendall : oh , my god , they have n't found emma yet ? ryan : no , they have n't . she 's with annie and aidan , hopefully still in this country . jesse : the fbi and interpol are doing everything they can to find your little girl . do n't get in the way , ryan . i will lock you up again . am i clear ? ryan : can i drop you off at the hospital ? kendall : are we finished here ? jesse : for now . kendall : thank you . ryan : come on . [ scene_break ] natalia : how 's colby and little a ? scott : well , little a is sleeping , thank god . and colby -- she 's having a tough time . natalia : yeah . who would n't ? i saw your news conference . i 'm sure you 're a mess , too , having to go through all that and then this . scott : no , no , the business problems -- those do n't even matter anymore , but my uncle adam -- i just ca n't believe he 's gone . he was such a presence . and i ca n't imagine the family without him , much less the company . natalia : yeah . it 's a really good thing that you 're here for j.r. and colby . you know , helping them get everything together , managing everything , including the business . scott : that 's the real kicker . it may actually be all mine now if adam put the paperwork through . natalia : what do you mean ? scott : he decided that he wanted me to have chandler enterprises before he died . natalia : you 're kidding . you 're the new owner of chandler enterprises ? scott : could be . natalia : do you realize that this alone puts you at the top of the suspect list ? the top . scott : yeah , well , for somebody who does n't know me very well , i 'm sure it does . but , believe me , i have thought about running a big corporation and there is no way that that is me . [ scene_break ] krystal : i need to know where we stand . david : we 'll have plenty of time to talk about us . we need to stay focused and get through this investigation . we both have things we 'd rather not see come to light . krystal : whatever you want , i 'll do it . david ? do you still love me ? david : of course , i do . [ david and krystal hug ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : what is it ? is he awake ? jake : no , not yet . listen , they need somebody to do a positive id on adam 's body and they need it to be the closest living family member . j.r. : ca n't it wait till tomorrow , or at least till i see tad ? jake : well , they need it for the death certificate the police keep requesting . [ scene_break ] david : he 's getting his color back , and getting stronger . if he keeps this up , we 'll be able to get that new valve in him soon . kendall : i do n't know how i 'm going to find the strength to make it through another operation . david : what matters is that ian finds it . zach did an amazing thing tonight . adam 's payback was long overdue . [ scene_break ] man : your lawyer 's here . zach : i did n't ask for a lawyer . liza : well , i came anyway . [ scene_break ] annie 's voice : ryan , it 's me . i do n't want you to worry about emma . she 's safe and with me , but there 's something going on . [ gunshots ] [ emma 's voice screaming ] ryan : they were still in that house . [ scene_break ] jake : he 's waking up . tad , it 's jake . can you hear me ? opal : tad , can you feel my hand ? jake : listen , you 're going to be ok , pal . you just need to speak . you need to speak to us , just to make sure . can you do that ? [ tad laughs heartily ] [ scene_break ] scott : hey . can i get you anything ? colby : no . scott : maybe you should try getting a little sleep yourself , huh ? colby : i could n't . scott : if you need some sleeping pills , i could probably call the -- colby : what is it ? [ scott picks up a backpack and unzips it ] scott : what is this doing here ? [ scene_break ] erica : j.r. ? you do n't have to do this alone . j.r. : oh , god . oh , my god . that 's not my dad . [ scene_break ] annie : the water is wide i can not get over or do i have wings with which to fly . now send me a boat that 's made for two . we both shall row my love and i. i once put my hand in a rosebush fair . there were two buds blooming there . my finger was pricked down to the bone , and just one rose was left alone [ while annie sings to a sleeping emma , adam sleeps nearby with his empty prescription bottles lying next to him ]
at the hospital , tad is wheeled into surgery . david tries to assure opal that they will do everything they can for tad . in ian 's hospital room , kendall tells erica about adam being murdered , but erica does n't seem at all surprised . at the chandler mansion , j.r. questions lil ' a about david 's visit . j.r. accuses david of killing adam , but krystal defends david . jesse asks zach does he want to change his plea , then jesse will tear up zach 's confession , but zach refuses . ryan , along with an officer rushes into the parlor . ryan lets jesse know that annie had taken emma . jesse arrests ryan for being an accomplice , along with zach in killing adam . zach and ryan are both arrested . erica denies being at adam 's , but kendall notices blood on erica 's shoes .
liza : what are you doing here ? tad : i just thought it would be a really good idea if you and i finished the conversation that we started . liza : what ? the one that i made a complete idiot out of myself ? the one that you made very clear that we were very over . i think we finished the conversation . tad : liza , that 's not what happened . liza : excuse me , please ? can i get a dirty martini ? tad : look , i meant what i said , ok ? i meant everything i said . it 's not you . it 's me . it 's not some kind of line . it 's the truth . this whole thing with damon -- you know , finding out who he is , getting to know him , trying to figure him out , trying to be a father to him -- it 's one of the hardest things i 've ever had to deal with . now , starting a relationship on top of that is -- liza : it 's too much for you . because krystal , on the other hand -- you seem to have no problem having a relationship . tad : krystal ? krystal 's got nothing to do with it . liza : then what ? tad , what do you want from me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . look at you , right on time . madison : just trying to impress the boss . ryan : you 've already done that . madison : i hope this is enough . it 's only $ 50 , but i wo n't stop until you get all of the back rent you paid for me , with interest . ryan : i 'm not taking it . keep it . madison : please let me . ryan : ohh . all right , i 'll take it on one condition : you have a little lunch with me later after i 'm finished checking up on some stuff . madison : i 'd love to . ryan : ok . [ scene_break ] angie : welcome back . welcome back , janet . you 're in pine valley hospital . you had a small cva -- minor stroke -- but you 're gon na be all right . janet : my dau -- my daughter amanda . i need amanda . [ scene_break ] amanda : are n't you late for your shift ? jake : i thought maybe i would take a little quality time - out , spend it with my beautiful wife and my son . amanda : or maybe you 're afraid to leave me alone with him again ? jake : man , please do n't talk that way , ok ? that 's just -- amanda : crazy ? jake : listen to me . you are the greatest mom in the world , and trevor agrees . we had a little talk about it . in fact , we decided that you were the perfect mom for the job to handle both of us . we think we 're the luckiest guys in the world . [ trevor cries ] jake : it 's ok . go ahead . you 're gon na be fine . [ phone rings ] jake : hello ? janet : amanda . i need to speak to amanda . jake : janet , this is not a good time . janet : she is my daughter . jake : i ca n't have you call here , ok ? and we do n't want you calling here in the future . thank you very much . janet : but -- amanda : who was that ? jake : that 's just one of those telemarketer people . you know , they call at the worst time and it 's -- you know , how do they get your number ? i do n't know . amanda : well , whatever they were selling , they got you upset . jake : no , it 's -- you know how it is . how 's trevor ? amanda : oh , he 's fine . he went right back to sleep . jake : did he ? good . that 's good . amanda : why are you looking at me like that ? jake : i 'm not looking at you like anything . like what ? amanda : like i 'm one of your patients . [ scene_break ] colby : forget bailey . forget what she pulled with stuart . let me make you feel better . [ scene_break ] tad : ok , look at what happened today , all right ? that 's a perfect example . i finally get damon to a place where he 's dealing with me , and boom -- bailey refuses to let him see his baby . it 's like another hit he 's got to deal with out of the blue , and my heart bleeds for him . that kid has been hurt enough already . liza : there 's a lot of that going around . tad : oh , here . let me . liza : no . it 's not necessary . tad : i insist . what about you ? hmm ? what about you ? liza : what about me ? tad : oh , stuart being a no - show . that 's got to hurt you just as much as anybody , and do n't tell me it does n't . i know . i was there with you on the night he was `` born . `` you love him more than anybody . it gutted you to give him back to bailey . liza : yeah . and now colby thinks that i 'm the one to blame for bailey 's decision . god , when did i become the bad guy here ? tad : you 're not . not to me . anything but . but the fact is that every single time i put out some fire for or with or to help damon , another one crops up . and i want to help him through it . i 've got to . it 's my job description , right -- i 'm his father -- but i do n't know how . liza : look , nobody knows better than i do that making the right decision as a parent is not always an easy thing . tad : do i stay or go ? do i stay , or do i do the same thing all over again and run off to chandlers ' trying to help him ? ok . i thought so . i 'm gone . liza : i 'm going with you . i want to make sure that colby knows that bailey 's decision was n't my fault . tad : let 's do it . [ scene_break ] jake : can we just sit down and talk , please ? let 's sit down . amanda : standing is fine . [ phone rings ] amanda : jake , you gon na answer it ? jake : no . they 'll go away . amanda : jake -- jake : please do n't answer it . amanda : why not ? [ phone stops ringing ] jake : ok ? there . you see ? amanda : all right , what 's going on ? jake : nothing is going on . listen , can we just talk ? i just want to talk to you . amanda : it was n't a salesperson on the phone , was it ? who called , jake ? [ scene_break ] janet : the great dr. jake martin just hung up on me . i am back from the abyss , and he does n't want what i 'm selling ! angie : janet , why do n't you put the phone down ? janet : no . i have every right to speak to my daughter ! angie : janet , let go of the phone . frankie : of course , you do , and you will , but right now the stress is n't good for you . angie : listen , we can get you something to help relax you . janet : ha ha ha ! something to cork me out of my mind -- is n't that what you really mean ? and keep me in la - la land so you can keep me away from my daughter and from my grandbaby ? ! frankie : a tranquilizer will help you feel better , and that 'll aid your recovery . janet : doctors -- i curse the day my daughter ever married one of you ! [ scene_break ] amanda : just tell me what 's going on and be honest . you have to be honest . jake : i am honest . i do n't -- and i will be 100 % honest right now . [ sighs ] amanda : jake ? jake : what ? i 'm just trying to figure out a way to say it the right way , you know ? amanda : is this about trevor ? he really is ok , right ? jake : no , it 's not about trevor . trevor 's fine . trevor 's perfect . amanda : is it about my job ? did erica fire me ? jake : no , it 's nothing like that . amanda : then what ? [ phone rings ] amanda : hello ? janet : amanda , baby . mommy -- mommy 's alive . mommy 's back , so everything 's gon na be ok . amanda : mom . you 're really ok ? janet : baby , i 'm gon na be ok . but i need you to come here as soon as you can . i 'm surrounded by doctors , and you know how they are . please , amanda . please , mandy , baby , tell me that you 'll come here right now . amanda : yeah . i 'll be right there , ok ? you hung up on my mom . she was in a coma . she could 've died ! why did you keep that from me ? [ scene_break ] [ damon and colby kiss on her bed ] damon : i ca n't do this . colby : well , if it 's about protection , i -- damon : no , this is what i always do . something goes wrong and i run straight into even more trouble -- not that you 're trouble . i want this , i do , but not like this . i -- it 's not about you . it 's not about how i feel about you . it 's just -- colby : it 's about stuart , right ? damon : and bailey thinking i 'm a loser , yeah . colby : damon , you are not a loser . damon : but that 's got to be the reason she does n't want me to see my kid , so i have to prove her wrong . i have to , like , start being smart , like get a job and keep it -- 2 or 3 jobs if i have to . get my ged , start , like making plans . i have to grow the hell up . colby : stuart 's an amazing kid . and i 'll do whatever i can to help . [ scene_break ] tad : listen , thanks for understanding about damon . liza : ok , i do n't want damon anywhere near colby . but he does deserve to be in your life . tad : he 's a good kid . i swear to you , all right , underneath all the drama , all the attitude , he 's got a good heart . liza : can we go find them , please ? damon : if things go the way i hope , i plan to have a lot more stuart time in the future . you think you can handle us both ? colby : i ca n't wait . [ door opens ] tad : this is n't good . liza : i knew this was gon na happen . tad : way to go , kid . damon : it 's not what you think . liza : oh , right . that 's why i found you naked on top of my daughter ? colby : no , we were n't naked , mom ! liza : get dressed ! damon : nothing happened . tad : do n't help . liza : he 's a good kid , huh ? right ? you tell me to trust him ? like father , like son . you get the hell out of here . tad : ok , all right . we 're on our way . colby : mom , could you have embarrassed me any more ? ! liza : embarrassed you ? embarrassed you ? my god , colby ! you keep telling me `` trust me , trust me , he 's just my friend . `` and then i find you like this . colby : yes , mom ! he was upset about stuart ! liza : oh , great so it 's mercy sex ? that 's just great . he 's not very original , is he ? colby : for the last time , mom , nothing happened ! but i wanted it to . [ scene_break ] tad : you are unbelievable . you know , you have a real talent . there i am on the other side of the door talking you up to liza , telling her how you can be trusted , and then boom . damon : then how about you trust me when i tell you that nothing happened between us , ok ? it was going to , but i stopped it . tad : ha ha ha ! you stopped it ? damon : is that so hard to believe ? tad : are you kidding ? with your history ? you already got one kid . restraint is n't exactly your long suit . damon : maybe i 'm getting smarter , ok ? maybe i realized -- never mind . tad : what ? damon : nothing . tad : i want to hear this . damon : that it would 've been for all the wrong reasons , ok ? tad : i understand . you know , i get it . i mean , what the hell . you 're brokenhearted , bailey drops the bomb on you about not bringing stuart , and then there 's colby , right ? let 's face it , she 's cute . you know , you like each other , you 're attracted to each other , and -- whatever . you did the right thing , and i want you to know i 'm proud of you . damon : whatever , man . you busted me now , so you can go . tad : oh , jinkies . can i ? you mind if i stick around and help you out a little first ? damon : it 's ok . i can deal with dragon lady on my own . tad : i 'm not talking about liza . i 'm talking about what you want to do about stuart . damon : oh , man , there 's nothing anyone can do about that . tad : that 's not true . that 's not true . just because you think you have n't got any options does n't mean that you do n't have any options . damon : if somebody had told me that i would feel this way about some toothless little kid who drools all over me , i 'd say they were crazy . tad : it 's called being a father . welcome to the club . damon : i 'm missing everything . tad : try missing 18 years . damon : well , bailey 's calling the shots . she 's the mom . there 's not much i can do . tad : wrong . look , you 're the father , ok , which means you have rights . you have the right to watch that kid take his first steps . you have the right to teach him how to play ball , how to climb a tree , how to flirt with a woman . although , i 'd probably pass on the last one -- we martin men are pretty good to begin with . damon : dude , i want to sign up for all of it , but how do i make that happen ? [ scene_break ] randi : hey . mind if i join you ? madison : why not ? randi : you working through lunch ? madison : something like that . randi : that 's all over with , right -- david 's whole seduction plan ? good . let me buy you lunch ? madison : you do n't have to do that . randi : look , you were willing to go to the extreme to protect my family . a blt is the least that i can do . madison : actually , ryan invited me to have lunch with him . randi : really ? madison : it 's just lunch . would you like some iced tea until he joins me ? randi : i could probably use something a little harder with this whole greenlee / erica feud that 's going on , but sure . tea -- why not ? thanks . madison : you know it 'll be over soon . randi : yeah , well , i 'm not letting any secrets out when i say that erica is more than confident that she is gon na win this thing . she 's already walking around like the deal 's done . madison : mm - hmm . that 's great . randi : does n't that worry you ? hello ? madison : i 'm listening . randi : you 've hardly taken your eyes off him . madison : ryan is a good guy . he 's a great boss . i 'm just grateful . randi : that look before had a lot more than `` grateful `` written all over it . madison : well , no one asked you . randi : i 'm teasing anyway . i mean , i know i 've been giving you a hard time with this whole ryan thing the last few weeks , but i actually think you guys would make a really cute couple . [ scene_break ] angie : how is she ? frankie : quiet , for now . angie : all right . we 'll just keep her on the tranquilizers until she 's more stable . frankie : works for me . angie : well , i hear congratulations are in order . this morning -- the hepatic lobectomy ? i hear that we were brilliant . frankie : you know , it was pretty routine . angie : oh , come on . do n't be so modest . frankie : it was kind of , you know -- i do n't know -- brilliant . angie : heh heh heh heh ! you know that you have overcome so much and worked so hard on overcoming the injuries to your hand . and now here we are : the great surgeon i knew you 'd be . frankie : well , you have to say that because you 're my mother . angie : no , i 'm saying it because i 'm your boss -- yes , and your mom . frankie : hmm . well , i could n't have done it without my family . i mean , i ca n't imagine what it must 've been like for amanda to have a mother like that . as much as i 've screwed up , you 've always been there for me . even when i thought i was a lost cause , you never gave up . angie : oh , sweetheart , i 'm so proud of you , and i thank god every day that you 're safe and strong and happy . frankie : oh . [ hug ] [ scene_break ] amanda : how hard is it to say `` it 's your mom , she 's out of her coma `` ? jake : it was a couple of rough days , babe . i was trying to protect you . that 's what i was doing here . amanda : because you think i 'm fragile ? or maybe i 'll hurt trevor . jake : you did n't hurt trevor . trevor had a double ear infection . it happens all the time . amanda : but if i paid attention -- wait a minute . is that why you stayed home ? that 's why you 're here , right ? to make sure i 'm normal ? jake : honey , please stop . i stayed because i want to spend a little quality time with my wife and my child . that is it , ok , especially after all the crap that janet has pulled recently . i did n't want to just hand the phone over to you and just catapult you back into her universe without giving you some kind of warning . that 's what i 'm guilty of , ok ? amanda : see , i ca n't figure out if you 're trying to protect me from my mother or protect me from becoming her . jake : you are not your mom . you 're not your mom . amanda : but that 's what i would tell someone if i were trying to reassure them , so you ca n't be sure . i 'm going to the hospital . jake : honey , honey . amanda : she 's my mom . [ scene_break ] liza : colby , honey , he 's just trouble . colby : just because tad hurt you does n't me all of a sudden damon is gon na hurt me . liza : wow . colby : i 'm sorry , mom . liza : you know , this is not about me and tad . this is about me looking out for you . colby : i 'm not a little girl anymore , mom . liza : i know that . i know that , honey . but it does n't mean that i do n't stop protecting you and keeping you safe . honey , there are so many guys out there . so many good guys -- guys in school , guys with jobs , guys that actually care about being with you . colby : yeah -- guys who are not tad 's son , guys who do n't have adhd , guys who do n't have a kid . liza : yes , frankly . yes . he 's a mess , colby . he does not have his life together . colby : he 's made mistakes , mom , i get that . he 's got problems . i get that ! but i see what is good in him . i see how hard he is trying , mom , and i am not walking away . [ scene_break ] damon : the last thing i want to do is walk away from my kid . tad : so do n't . look , you 're the father , you got rights , so we get a lawyer , right ? we work out some kind of schedule : maybe weekends , certain holidays . you know , we 'll just have to make it up as we go along . damon : what judge would say that i deserve ten minutes with stuart , man ? i 'm an unemployed high school dropout who 's on probation . tad : damon , you 're the screw - up -- i 'm sorry -- but that does n't mean a kid does n't deserve his father , so all we 're gon na do is make damn sure that your kid gets to know his . damon : you really think there 's a shot ? tad : we 're not gon na know unless we get started . damon : you want to help me out with this ? tad : yeah . sure . look at it this way -- i never got to teach you how to take your first steps or climb a tree . flirting with women you got in the bag , but maybe , just maybe , i can help you spend a little time with your kid . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey . how 's my mom ? frankie : she was a little worked up . we had to sedate her . she 's resting . amanda : there 's no damage from the stroke ? frankie : preliminary tests are good . looks like she might make a full recovery . amanda : ohh . can i see her ? frankie : sure . amanda : hi . it 's me again . well , i guess this is where i say i 'm glad that you 're gon na get better . would n't it have been so great if we 'd had a normal life and a normal family ? you know , i used to always think that everyone 's moms talked to mirrors and saw things that were n't there . and when -- when i found out that you were different , i still loved you . but when you killed dad -- i do n't love you anymore . because i have jake and trevor now , and i love them so much . and i really hope that we could have a normal life . i mean , i really think that 's gon na happen . we did n't even have a normal wedding . there was no dad to walk me down the aisle , but we did the best we could . and i may not have had the perfect wedding , but i 'm going to do everything i can to make sure that my husband and my son have the perfectly normal life that i never had . and i will do whatever it takes to make that happen . [ scene_break ] madison : so if i were interested in ryan -- and i 'm not saying that i am -- but if i were , any idea how to figure out if he 's interested in me ? randi : you 're joking , right ? madison : i went from debutante to wife . there was n't a whole lot of dating in between , so any advice would be great . randi : i hear you , but you 're definitely talking to the wrong girl . my dates paid by the hour . madison : yeah , but you ended up with an amazing husband and a great marriage . everyone at fusion would love to have what you have . randi : i had help . frankie would n't give up on me , even though i was a smart ass with an answer for everything . i was a hooker , madison . he got me out of that life . he taught me what real love was . madison : well , maybe real love does n't happen for women who kill their husbands . randi : abusive husband . look , if i can have a happy ending , so can you . ryan : i am so sorry about that . i got a little busy up there . you got to be starving . madison : uh , no . no , no . a little . ryan : heh heh heh ! randi : you know what ? i 'm gon na let you guys get to your lunch . madison : you do n't have to leave . randi : oh , i 've got a ton of things that i need to do at fusion . i 'll see you guys later . ryan : ok , see you later . so what looks good ? i feel like a cobb salad . madison : you do n't look like a cobb salad . ryan : excuse me ? madison : nothing . i mean , the cobb salad sounds good . ahem . ryan : are you ok ? madison : me ? no , no , i 'm good . i 'm good . everything 's good . [ scene_break ] tad : are we good ? liza : depends on your definition of `` good . `` i thought you 'd be gone by now . colby : mom , he lives here . deal with it . damon : we might have a roommate soon . tad 's trying to talk to bailey , ask her to bring stuart over . colby : that 's great . so why do n't we go back and make sure the decorations are still up and no one 's eaten that crazy cake and see if stuart 's on his way . damon : i think maybe i should stay . tad : no . no , no , no , go ahead . seriously , go . i 'll give her a call and give you a full report later on . damon : all right . thanks . liza : wait , colby -- colby : good - bye , mom . liza : great . that 's great . maybe they 're gon na go have sex at your house now . tad : no , no . or maybe they 'll help each other through this thing . how about that ? liza : yeah , well , i 've seen the way damon deals with things , and i usually need to bail him out . tad : speaking of which , i may have a legal question with bailey , and i could really use your help . liza : five minutes . tad : great . it 's ringing . hey , bailey ? hi , hi . it 's tad martin . yeah , yeah , that 's right . no , i 'm fine . i 'm great , actually . how 's about you ? terrific . i 'm glad to hear it . listen -- actually , there 's a reason for this phone call . i was kind of hoping that i could talk you into letting damon spend a little more time with stuart , you know ? it really is important . i know . i understand it 's -- yeah . yeah , she 's -- no , she 's right here . ok . fine . just a second . that 's strange . she wants to talk to you . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm glad you 're gon na be ok . you really scared me there . janet : me waving a gun around in your home -- that scared you . and the things i told you right here in this very room -- that scared you . but me lying here unconscious , silent ? that did n't scare you . you were relieved . amanda : that 's not true . janet : jake tells you things about me . they are lies . he 's trying to keep us apart . i am free to see what 's true , the truth behind the words , behind the fake smiles . i see the lies . why ? because i 'm vigilant , and you need to be , too , amanda . amanda : jake does n't lie to me . janet : why ? because he loves you ? the ones who love you the most can be the most dangerous . because they will tell you that you need help and that they are going to do what 's best for you . and they will . they will help you in devious , clever ways -- right out of their lives and into the cracker house . do n't trust them , amanda . do n't trust anyone . [ scene_break ] angie : so , listen , janet was so agitated , we had no choice but to sedate her . jake : well , i got to tell you it 's probably my fault , because i did n't let amanda talk to her mother . angie : oh , jake , come on . you know you ca n't take responsibility for janet 's emotional roller coaster rides . jake : amanda is a mess . she 's a mess . she 's actually thinking that she is turning into her mother somehow . and she 's doubting herself and every single one of her decisions , and i need to do something because it 's breaking my heart . so i need to do this , and i 'm actually gon na ask for your help . angie : sweetie , anything . what do you need me to do ? jake : well , it 's drastic , but considering the way she 's behaving herself , it has to be done . and i can do this . it just would be a lot easier if i know i can count on you . [ scene_break ] madison : i should be the one buying you lunch . ryan : no offense , but i do n't think you can afford it . i 'm sorry . madison : well , how can i take offense when you paid off all my back rent for me ? and then when you busted me sleeping in rooms upstairs , instead of firing me you offered me a free room . who does that ? and all the david stuff , of course . ryan : shutting hayward down was pure pleasure , ok ? so -- madison : the idea of even thinking that i could seduce you -- you know , going along with such a horrible plan . i feel like all i 've done is mess up with you . i certainly have n't given you any reason to trust me . ryan : hey , do me a favor . do n't be so hard on yourself , ok ? [ scene_break ] liza : yes , bailey , i know you have custody , but damon has rights , too . tad : wait . just tell her that we 're interested in , like , weekends , holidays , something like a -- anything . liza : wait . what do you mean ? you have proof ? well , obviously , we 're gon na need more than that . yeah , we 're gon na need some independent confirmation . yeah . all right , we 'll be in touch . tad : what was that ? what did she say ? why do you look like that ? liza : you are not gon na like this . [ scene_break ] madison : now you must think i am really crazy . ryan : no , i do n't . not at all . madison : it 's just my history . ryan : yes , i know . i understand . madison : and nerves . ryan : nerves ? why would you be nervous with me ? madison : i have n't really been out with someone in a long time , and this whole thing -- inviting me to lunch . ryan : as your boss . madison : of course , as my boss . ryan : ok . good . i just -- because , you know , you 're an incredible woman . huh . it 's just that being where i am in my life and my track record -- dating and all that , commitment -- i have n't really done so well . so i 'm kind of taking a break , that 's all . that 's what i was trying . madison : oh . huh ! i 'm so there . i 'm up to here with drama . i just want to live my life , be free , do what i want to do when i want to do it . jake : hey , buddy ! how are you ? having a bite with the beautiful madison . can i borrow this guy for a sec ? would that be ok ? just for a -- you know , i do n't -- madison : yeah , yeah , yeah . you know , i have other work i need to do anyway . ryan : are you sure ? you good ? madison : yeah . yeah . good . perfect . thank you for lunch . ryan : all right . no problem . well , see you later . jake : could you get -- all right . ryan : no , no . thanks . ok . [ scene_break ] angie : amanda . hi . how you doing ? amanda : hi . i 'm good . angie : do you have some time ? i would love to buy you a cup of coffee . amanda : oh , i really should get back to the house with trevor . angie : oh , i 'm sure the babysitter wo n't mind . and i could use a mocha latte myself . amanda : really , i 'm good . angie : my treat ? that nice little cafe next door ? great cupcakes . amanda : no . i said no . i have to go . angie : amanda ? amanda ? [ scene_break ] damon : hey . you 're just in time to give me a hand with this . tad : damon , why do n't you forget about the sign for a second ? colby : hi . did you follow me here to make sure we were n't having sex ? liza : no , honey , that is not why i 'm here . come here . damon : did you call bailey ? what did she say ? are they on their way or -- tad : bailey is not bringing stuart . damon : ok , but what about the custody thing ? did she agree to letting me see him at all ? tad : i do n't know how to say this , so i 'm just gon na -- i 'm just gon na say it . bailey claims that you 're not stuart 's father . damon : that 's crazy . i was the first guy she was ever with . we were together . tad : well , apparently there was another `` first guy . `` i 'm sorry . damon : i do n't believe it . tad : liza talked to her . we told her we would look for our own confirmation , we 'd get our own test . damon : huh . why would bailey lie to me ? all this time ? all these months ? tad : because she loved you . she wanted to be with you , and she thought stuart was a way to make that happen . when she realized it was n't , she decided to tell the truth . damon : well , she 's lying . you know that , right ? tad : i 'm telling you , we 'll get our own test , ok ? we 'll make sure . damon : no , i ca n't do this . colby : you ok ? damon : it 's not true . huh . it ca n't be . stuart is my kid . colby : damon , we 'll fight bailey . we 'll get -- damon : i am so tired of fighting . i 'm always fighting . i 'm fighting all the time to be mature , be responsible , do the right freaking thing . colby : i 'm so sorry . damon : you know what ? do n't be . do n't be . this is my independence day : no kid , no family , no responsibility . colby : that does n't mean you just give up , though . damon : i 'm not giving up , but now i can have some fun again ! colby : wait . you 're on probation . you ca n't -- damon : who cares ? screw it . come on . let 's go celebrate . [ scene_break ] liza : slipping out the back , huh ? you got to be faster than that to outrun this . tad : what if damon 's right ? what if bailey is lying about stuart not being his kid ? liza : honey , i know you do n't want to lose him . none of us do . tad : i just do n't understand how it could possibly hurt so much to lose something that you never had in the first place . liza : come here . you still have me . tad : what ? liza : everything 's gon na be all right . [ hugs tad ] [ scene_break ] frankie : hey . have you seen randi ? madison : she 's gone . frankie : oh , man . i was hoping i 'd catch her . madison : i guess you 're stuck with me . frankie : oh . you ok ? madison : fabulous . except that i just made a complete fool of myself at lunch with a guy that i would like to date . but i do n't know anything about dating , so i just babbled and made an idiot of myself . and then he ran so fast that i will probably never see him again . frankie : look , relax . just -- you know , you 're a great catch , so loosen up and just focus on what you want . madison : what i really want is just someone i can talk to . frankie : you have it . [ scene_break ] amanda : ohh . hey . i know it 's been kind of crazy here lately -- god , i hate that word -- but i 'm gon na be just fine . between you and me , i think your dad 's worried about me , because i heard him talking to another doctor . i think they 're gon na try and trick me into doing something that i do n't want to do . [ scene_break ] jake : so listen to me . are you listening ? ryan : yes . jake : so i want to propose , and this time i just want to do it the right way , you know ? because she 's always going around saying that every party 's got a pooper , and i 'm the pooper . anyway , so the first time i did it i had plastic wedding rings , and david was tied up like a turkey in a chair . did you ever hear about that ? so i want the party to be , like , a martin gala thing and i want you there , and i would love that . i want her to have that moment that a woman needs , that , you know , she knows she 's the most fantastical thing in the world . ryan : yes , i 'm there . count me in , 100 % . jake : i just ca n't , you know , wait to see the look on her face when i propose .
at the yacht club , tad joins liza and tries to explain that their break - up has nothing to do with krystal . it 's just that tad has too much going on in his life right now , including damon . in bed together , colby urges damon to make love to her , but he pulls away from her and decides to get his act together and act maturely . at the casino , ryan asks madison to have lunch with him , but then gets called away to a meeting . while madison waits for ryan , randi joins her to thank her for helping keep the hubbard 's name out of the limelight . all madison can do is to watch ryan . amanda is upset thinking that jake does not want to go to work and leave her alone with trevor . angie checks on janet and finds her awakening from her coma . jake answers the phone when janet calls for her daughter and demands that she not call amanda again . he then lies to amanda and refuses to let her answer the phone when it rings again . she finally does take janet 's call and is quite upset that jake did n't tell her . when tad and liza find colby and damon together , they are not happy . while liza yells at colby , tad believes damon that nothing happened . he then promises to help damon get visitation with stuart . when tad calls bailey to set something up , she asks to talk to liza . liza then informs damon that he 's not trevor 's father . when ryan finally joins madison for lunch , she is so nervous that she makes stupid jokes . after madison realizes that ryan is not interested in her romantically , she pulls away when he goes to touch her hand . amanda visits with janet and pours out her heart , telling her she no longer loves her because she killed her father . janet warns amanda not to trust anyone , because they 're just trying to put her away . jake asks for angie and ryan 's help in his plan to ask amanda to marry him again . amanda overhears and misinterprets his intentions . while they hug , tad is puzzles by liza 's comment that although he does n't have stuart , he still has her .
[ previously_on ] maggie : you 're going to let my throat get cut just because you 're afraid to disappoint your mother ? tad : come here often ? erica : go with the contraction . come on , push ! it 's coming now ! maddie : when will you come get me , daddy . [ scene_break ] regina : studying for finals ? maggie : trying to . regina : yeah ? what 's the point ? maggie : excuse me ? regina : it 's out . maggie : `` out `` ? regina : everybody knows prof. stevens busted you for cheating on the o. chem midterm . maggie : and everyone thinks it 's true , right ? regina : everyone except me . maggie : since when have you been on my side ? regina : since i saw what happened . henry cheated , not you . lee : problems ? henry : i blew it . lee : everything is a big drama when you 're young and in love , but it 'll pass . henry : no , it wo n't . alma : your favorite . henry : oh , no , i 'm not hungry . alma : eat . it 'll help you study better . lee : you want to tell me about it ? henry : uncle lee , i have to choose between mom and maggie . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , liza . is this ok ? lee : sure . tad : thank you . here , mom . ruth : thank you . oh , i am so glad that you had time to have dinner with your mother . tad : well , my mother would n't take no for an answer . ruth : well , you do have to eat . tad : mom , i still got 30 pounds of meat loaf and chili and lasagna in my refrigerator , thanks . ruth : all right , all right . yes , i know we overdid the food , but , honey , we just did n't want you to be alone , not on the anniversary of dixie 's passing . tad : i know , and the truth is i love you for it . i doubt i would have made it through this last year if it were n't for all of you and your meat loaf . so you 're forgiven . ruth : well , listen , when the leftovers are gone , i do hope that you 'll get out more . tad : mom , would you stop ? you 're like -- you 're like dad . you 're broken records . i get out all the time . i get out plenty . hey , gorgeous . simone : hey . tad : hey . simone : hi . tad : oh , i 'm sorry . forgive me . this is my mother . this is simone . simone : oh , it 's a pleasure to meet you . so , how 's the outside treating you ? tad : obviously not as nice as it 's treating you . simone : oh . tad : did you survive our adventure ? simone : actually , the handcuffs were a little tighter than normal -- tad : aw . simone : but , you know , i 'm back in my game . actually , carlos is who i 'm worried about . tad : yeah , me , too . are you going to go to the hearing ? simone : oh , i would n't miss it . are you going to be there ? tad : definitely . simone : ok , good . it was such a nice pleasure to meet you . ruth : thank you . simone : ciao , baby . tad : ciao . ruth : ahem . tad : do n't ask . ruth : i do n't want to know . [ scene_break ] simone : i am absolutely psyched about this new ad campaign . my pitch is going to knock you dead . unless you would rather have me wait . liza : mia ? mia : no , no . liza : actually , you know , you can go home -- mia : i 'm fine . i 'm good . i 'm good . really . simone : you know , it makes me feel like i 'm the only one that 's into this . obviously , greenlee and kendall are late , and mia might as well be . mia : look , simone , i 'm really sorry , but i 'm just not focused today . mia : really ? no kidding ? liza : simone , lay off . she was in a lot of danger last night . she could have been killed . simone : oh , my god . what happened ? mia : i surprised this maniac at edmund 's house . liza : who had a gun . simone : oh , my god ! a gun ? mia : yeah . i 'm only here right now because edmund saved my life . simone : oh , my -- are you sure that you 're all right ? mia : how can i be when the man who wants to kill maddie and edmund is still out there ? [ scene_break ] [ maddie hums ] aidan : every time edmund speaks to maddie , he 's always asked to speak to one of us , but not this time . it does n't make sense . it does n't make any sense . maria : maybe he just did n't have anything to report . i do n't know . when was the last time you colored ? feel like coloring ? aidan : yeah . wow . what a beautiful picture . maria : it 's a work of art . maddie : thanks . maria : it 's gorgeous . aidan : talented . so , when you spoke to your daddy , what did you speak to him about ? maddie : his sore throat . that 's why i 'm making him this card . aidan : did you speak to him about anything else , like -- like the boat ? maddie : i told him boats are called she s , but `` fidelity `` does n't sound much like a girl 's name , does it ? maria : did you tell him the name of the boat ? maddie : i think so . aidan : did you speak to your daddy about anything else ? maddie : he promised he 'd come get me soon . maria : aidan , you do n't -- you do n't think -- [ noise ] maddie : what 's happening ? maria : oh , just -- i thought that was your stomach growling . that was so loud . my goodness . aidan : the boat is moving . someone 's moving the boat . [ scene_break ] maggie : you saw henry copy off my exam ? regina : i was sitting right behind you . i saw everything . maggie : are you going to tell prof. stevens ? regina : that 's not my call . maggie : you 're going to protect him ? regina : is n't that what you 're doing ? maggie : no , i 'm waiting for him to come forward . regina : well , do n't hold your breath . maggie : what is that supposed to mean ? regina : i saw the whole thing . you slid your exam over so henry could crib the answers . you 're in this , too . maggie : ok , what do you want , regina ? regina : henry could n't have cheated without your help . maggie : i wanted to help him , ok ? he 's under a lot of pressure , but i know that he will come through and do the right thing . regina : and if he does n't ? maggie : he will . regina : ok , here 's a thought . why do n't you do the right thing ? if you love henry so much , take the fall for him . [ scene_break ] lee : enjoy . tad : thank you , lee . ruth : thank you . lee : why do you have to choose between your girlfriend and your mother ? did alma stir things up between you and maggie ? henry : she does n't even like maggie , uncle lee . lee : well , this is n't news . henry : yeah , i know , but it 's just -- i made my g.p.a . more important than maggie . lee : is n't that a little simplistic ? you 're crazy about each other . there has got to be a way for you to -- henry : no , there 's not , ok ? it 's too late . hey , at least mom will be happy , right ? i can go back to being robo - student . lee : but you 'll be miserable . that 's not what your mother wants . henry : no , she wants me to be a doctor , no matter what . lee : alma wants what 's best for you . henry : no , even if she does n't approve of what i think is best for me ? lee : you ca n't let her rule your life . henry : but she sacrificed everything for me . lee : she chose to make those sacrifices . you do n't owe her for that . henry : look , i ca n't let her down . lee : how much better will your life be if you 're alone ? it 's a lot harder to be happy than it is to be a doctor . alma : let him study , lee . henry : this is nuts . henry : excuse me . [ scene_break ] simone : i can not believe that you tangled up with a killer -- on crutches . mia : if it was n't for edmund , i would n't -- simone : he saved her life . greenlee : a killer ? mia : the guy who attacked me is still after maddie and anyone who gets in his way . kendall : why are you even here ? greenlee : yeah , go be with edmund , ok ? we can handle things . mia : he told me to just wait for him to call , but i ca n't stay home . i 'll go crazy . liza : well , the police should know something soon . mia : yeah . liza : they 'll catch him . kendall : well , i know one psycho who 's rotting in jail right now . liza : who ? kendall : michael cambias . simone : get out . mia : you got michael arrested ? greenlee : yeah . and get this -- she did it with bianca and erica 's help . liza : i 'm sorry , did i hear right ? did you say with erica 's help ? kendall : that 's right . you heard right . we brought him down together at a press conference . simone : wow . greenlee : with the cameras rolling . it was magic . kendall : yes , you can catch michael 's total humiliation on the 6 : 00 news . simone : oh , i got to tape that . kendall : so a toast -- to bad guys going down . simone : yes , and to the sexiest man on the planet . greenlee : are we 're toasting to your latest conquest ? simone : no , it 's our new ad campaign and the reason why i called this meeting . does anyone remember ? greenlee : i remember . i just live to hassle you . simone : oh , i love that . liza : well , i would like to hear it . simone : good . but are you in the mood for this , mia ? mia : yeah . go ahead . try me . simone : you sure ? mia : yes . simone : ok . so , we all agree that sexy sells , right ? and then we all saw what happened when carlos pitched our product . our phones went berserk , and we landed in the best department stores in new york . mia : because of a stunt . once the hype dies down , fusion could go down with it . kendall : mia 's right , though . we have it going now , but how do we keep it ? simone : we give them what they want . the hottest guy to sell the coolest product in the business . kendall : ok , but we do n't have carlos . simone : richie , get -- we actually have something better . liza : what ? simone : up high , please . voila ! [ scene_break ] flanders : it wo n't be long now , little girl . it wo n't be long now . edmund : damn it ! the boat 's gone . derek : we do n't know that for sure . edmund : the shooter has got them , derek . i know it . edmund : what , a pleasure cruise ? come on ! they 'd have answered the phone . the plan was to stay right here . derek : all right , look , until we reach them , we do n't jump to any conclusions . edmund : the killer 's got my phone , derek , and the boat 's gone . maybe maddie tried to call me , he answered -- derek : all right , look , even if that is remotely true , even if -- maybe aidan got wind of the danger , and he was able to cast off before the guy could -- edmund : would you call the coast guard or something ? derek : all right , all right . but , look , i 'm willing to put money on aidan that he 's going to keep maureen and maddie safe . edmund : i hope you 're right . [ scene_break ] maria : aidan ? aidan ? maddie : what 's happening ? maria : you know what , honey ? why do n't -- let 's have you finish your card to daddy . we 'll have you sit right here , ok ? hop up in there . maddie : but i want to see . maria : no , i know , but i want you to sit here and finish the card , all right , for me , please ? maddie : all right . maria : good girl . you are such a good girl . do you think that we can jump , swim ? aidan : i do n't know . take a look . take a look . maria : my god , how did we get this far away from land ? what happened ? aidan : must have cut our dock lines . we 've been drifting before he started the engines . maria : ok , is there any chance that this is not him ? is there a chance that -- i do n't know -- maybe it 's adam 's captain , it 's -- aidan : this is definitely the shooter . i swear it . he must have got hold of edmund 's cell phone somehow and tricked maddie into -- maria : my god , what do we do ? what do we do ? aidan : you do n't do anything . you stay here with maddie . i 'm going to go sort this out . maria : no , no , no , no , no . i do n't want us to split up . aidan : we do n't know what we 're up against , ok ? i 'm not going to take a chance and put you two in danger . maria : well , what about you ? what if something happens to you ? aidan : this is what i do , maureen , ok ? let me do it . maria : if this guy comes to the door , i do n't know what to do . aidan : i 'm not going to leave you helpless . i want you to take this . maria : oh , aidan . i do n't even know how to use that . aidan : everything 's fine . i 'll tell you how to do it . this is the safety . you put it to off . that 's on . that 's to shoot . pull the trigger . it 's as simple as that . you understand ? maria : ok , yeah . yeah , i understand . i 'll -- i 'll use it if i have to . i will . aidan : there are 12 bullets . that means you 've got 12 shots . maria : ok . aidan : lock the door after me and barricade yourself in . the safety 's on . maria : please , please , please be careful , aidan . aidan : i will . maria : my god , i love you . aidan : i love you , too . i 'll be back before anyone else can walk up . maria : ok . we 'll be waiting for you . maria : oh , my god . god , please give him strength . and please protect my daughter . [ scene_break ] maggie : you know , you really are a piece of work , regina . regina : why should n't you take the blame for cheating ? you 've already been busted . there 's no reason you both should go down . maggie : well , we can explain -- regina : oh , what , that you 're in love ? maggie : what i mean is henry knew those answers , ok ? he studied . he just froze . regina : oh , and there you were , the little helpmate ? and because your answers were the same , prof. stevens just assumed that you were the one who copied from him , right ? maggie : well , what do you expect ? he is the smartest guy in class . regina : yeah , he is , and he deserves to be a doctor . maggie : yeah ? well , so do i . regina : look , i 've known henry since we were in preschool , and -- maggie : that does n't mean you know him . regina : what mrs. chin wants henry wants . maggie : henry wants a lot more , regina . regina : ok , well , i hate to break this to you , but if you think thathhenry is going to throw away his future for you , you 're wrong . maggie : henry 's future is in henry 's hands , not his mother or mine , and that 's why he will come forward with the truth -- for himself , if not for me . regina : how totally naive are you ? maggie : why ? because i believe in him ? regina : because you think that you 're more important than something he 's worked for his entire life . maggie : there is no way henry would screw me over to get ahead . ok ? he 's not that type of guy . regina : what if he is ? maggie : why are you all up in my business , anyway ? regina : i do n't want to see henry get hurt . maggie : henry or his career ? if you think that 's all he 's about , then you 're wrong . regina : if you 're so sure henry does n't care about being a doctor , turn him in . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , thank you , rich . do n't you love it ? mia : i do n't get it . simone : of course you do n't . fusion is going to launch a nationwide search for the sexiest man on the planet . kendall : so you can pick up guys from coast to coast and write it off ? greenlee : a contest ? why not just hire a spokes - hunk ? simone : because a contest will get our customer base involved , and the more women that we get involved in the search -- mia : the more products fusion sells . simone : oh , you 're catching on . liza : makes sense . kendall : mm - hmm . so , how does it work ? simone : well , i still have a few kinks to work out , actually . liza : you know , you make me really nervous when you talk about kinks . simone : ok , ok . but you have to admit , this is an attention grabber . and it 's legal -- in all 50 states . greenlee : hallelujah ! simone : ok , ok . so , any questions ? mia : yeah . where did the money come from for the banner ? simone : uh -- petty cash . mia : simone , that is our reserve . please do n't tell me you blew it all on a sign . please . simone : no . i bought a tiki hut , too . greenlee : can i strangle her ? kendall : oh , no . mia : return it -- now . simone : i ca n't , ok ? it 's already set up at the festival that we 're having right now at the beach . besides , kendall here hocked her swamp girl necklace for 15 grand and told us to fold it into the company , right ? kendall : that 's -- yeah , that 's true . she 's right . liza : is this the local vendor festival that 's going on at the beach boardwalk ? simone : yes , yes , yes . liza : yes , i read about this . there 's a lot of local companies that have rented space to market their products . simone : yes , and we 're going to be the only one with a sexy man contest . mia : and a tiki hut . simone : yeah . we ca n't miss . sun , surf , hunks , us . oh , what better way to ride our buzz to the national recognition of the world ? huh ? huh ? what do you say ? greenlee : well , rounding up hotties on the beach definitely kick - starts the campaign . liza : wait , wait . simone , are you really sure this is n't going to be some sort of cheesy himbos on parade ? simone : well , cheesy himbos are n't sexy . see , we 're going for the real thing . that 's what women want . that 's what they 're going to respond to . kendall : that 's true . i mean , look at carlos and what happened with that product . simone : exactly . kendall : i say we go for it , you guys . mia : ok . i 'm in . simone : good . mia : what do you think , liza ? liza : well , hey , if fusion 's going to continue to survive , we have to do something radical , and this is definitely radical . kendall : yeah . simone : and legal . [ scene_break ] maddie : why are doing this ? maria : well , we 're doing it because when i get bored , i like to rearrange furniture . that 's why . maddie : you 're not bored , mommy , you 're scared . maria : yeah , well , i 'm not as scared when i have you . and we 've got st. christopher , too , to keep us safe . maddie : but i 'm scared , too . maria : i know , sweetie . you know what we 're going to do , then ? let 's think happy thoughts . happy , happy thoughts . maddie : like what ? maria : um -- like the most amazing day of my life . maddie : what was it ? maria : it was when you were born . maddie : really ? maria : yeah . really . did you know that you were born in a cabin ? and you know what else ? maddie : what ? maria : when you were first born , we thought you were a boy . maddie : a boy ? no way ! maria : yeah . we did , but then i saw you . saw my beautiful baby girl . then i knew what perfect happiness was . maddie : mommy ? maria : hmm ? maddie : do you remember me being born ? do you really remember ? maria : yeah , i do . maddie : yay ! [ footsteps ] maria : shh , shh , shh . [ scene_break ] mia : sponsoring the sexiest guy contest is a radical marketing idea , but is it doable ? simone : oh , of course it is . kendall : how ? simone : trust me . am i not the mistress of buzz ? i mean , come on . have i ever let any of you down ? i mean , besides the bail thing . mia : bail things -- plural . greenlee : i agree with simone . i mean , her ideas are unorthodox , but they 're effective . i mean , we 've gotten this far on guerrilla marketing . liza : and you illegally hijacking the airwaves . mia : well , if we 're going to keep fusion alive , then we have to go national and we have to do it in a big way . simone : and what 's bigger than letting our customers choose their dream hunk ? kendall : mm - hmm , and buying our goodies in the process . simone : exactly , exactly , exactly . liza : simone , you know , `` sexy `` is a big word . what 's your angle ? simone : i 'll show you . i 'll be right back . greenlee : oh , god . simone : excuse me . tad , would you mind -- tad : be interested in being fusion 's sexiest man alive ? sure . take down this sign . your prayers are answered . simone : oh . self - confidence is sexy , especially on you . could i borrow your son for just a moment ? ruth : be my guest . simone : oh , thanks . exhibit a , ladies . tad is the total package . yes , he 's intelligent , witty , dynamic -- tad : with money . simone : yeah . liza : and a big ego . tad : she calls it `` self - confidence . `` liza : uh - huh . i 've known you for two decades . she has n't . simone : do you see what i 'm talking about here ? do you see the breakout potential ? hmm ? liza : simone -- simone , be careful , ok , because tad still has to get his head through that door . [ scene_break ] maggie : turn henry in ? um -- no . that 's not an option . regina : you 're so concerned about being wrongly accused , why not save yourself ? maggie : and to hell with henry ? regina : he 'll survive , no matter what happens . he knows who his real friends are . maggie : oh . ok , i get it now . this is all about you wanting henry . you figure if i turn him in , then he 'll hate me forever and then you 'll be his `` real friend . `` regina : ok , that 's not true . maggie : please save it . you have been against us since the first day , and i do n't think it 's about you wanting him . i think it 's about , you know , me not being chinese . regina : you 're not right for henry . maggie : oh , and you are ? regina : we were just talking about you . henry : do you have some time ? maggie : yeah , sure . regina : i 'm going . call me if you need anything . henry : what was that about ? maggie : it does n't matter . what matters is that you 're here . and i know why you 're here -- to do the right thing and come forward and tell the truth . and i will be beside you . i am so proud of you , henry . [ scene_break ] derek : the coast guard has put a chopper in the air . edmund : ok , so now what do we do ? wait ? derek : that 's exactly what we 're going to do . i want you out of the mix , edmund . edmund : derek , come on . my daughter 's life is on the line . i got to do something . derek : you already tried that , and you nearly got yourself killed -- and me and your girlfriend . i am sorry , edmund . i 'm not letting you out of my sight . edmund : come on , give me your cell phone . let me hire a boat . we 'll go after him . derek : look , we do n't even know that this thug is on the boat . edmund : ok , ok , ok , ok . ok , he has my cell phone , all right ? so let me call him . maybe he 'll answer . maybe i can buy him off . maybe i can buy some time . i ca n't get killed doing that , can i ? come on , derek . derek : all right . it 's worth a try . [ phone rings ] derek : damn ! edmund : he 's on the boat -- [ ring ] edmund : and he 's got maddie . [ scene_break ] maria : ok , honey , you know what we 're going to do ? we 're going to hide , all right ? i want you to hide . for me , ok ? maddie : i do n't want to ! maria : i know you do n't , sweetie , but we 're just going to make sure it 's like a game . we 're going to pretend like we 're playing a game , all right ? i want you to hide in here . you 're going to hide behind this door , all right , and no matter what happens , i do n't want you to come out , no matter what happens and no matter what you hear . do you understand me ? maddie : but , mommy -- maria : i know , sweetie . you be my brave girl . you 're such a brave girl . [ banging ] maria : i love you . hide right back in here . do n't move . be quiet , ok ? shh , shh . who 's there ? maria : go away ! i mean it ! get out of here ! get out of here now ! i mean it ! [ maria screams ] flanders : where is she ? where 's the kid ? [ scene_break ] henry : i want to make things right . i really do . maggie : ok , let 's go . we 'll go -- we 'll go find prof. stevens right now . henry : i ca n't let my mother down . maggie : your mother ? your mother -- henry , this does n't have anything to do with your mother . this has to do with you coming forward and telling the truth . henry : but if i come clean about cheating , i wreck the future that my mom gave up everything for . maggie : but you can wreck my future ? henry : no , you do n't understand . maggie : yeah , i do -- you are a coward . henry : look , if i 'm expelled , it 'll kill my mom . maggie : but it 's ok if i 'm expelled ? henry : look , i wish it did n't have to be like this . i wish i could come -- maggie : you could if you wanted to , if you loved me as much as you say you -- henry : look , i do love you . maggie : then tell the truth and be the man that i know you are . henry : i 'm the man my mother wants me to be , and i 'll be the doctor she dreams of . maybe you 'd understand if -- maggie : because -- if i were chinese ? what , you guys get some special dispensation ? think again . henry : no , it 's different . maggie : no , you know what ? i 'm leaving . henry : look , i do n't want to lose you , maggie . maggie : it 's too late . henry : look , there 's a way we can get through this together . [ scene_break ] simone : tad is the perfect example of what our sexiest man contest is all about . tad : huh ? huh ? simone : he is proof that we are not limited to hotties with six - pack abs . tad : yeah , especially when you can get a guy with the whole keg , right ? simone : what i mean is there are all kinds of sexy . mia : like edmund . he 's sexy . simone : right . and brains are sexy . you know , i do n't know anyone that would n't want to be in boyd 's lab . greenlee : chemistry is really sexy . simone : yes . liza : so is a guy who takes his mom to lunch . tad : do n't help me . kendall : and i 'll tell you what is n't sexy -- an egomaniac on a power trip who thinks he can use women to get what he wants and then he just -- greenlee : a guy who 's behind bars . it 's over , kendall , ok ? you trumped the loser . so what now ? simone : ok . we go to the beach . yes ! kendall : and do what ? simone : test our campaign . you know , we put our contest out there , see what kind of response we get . if it 's a hit , we go national . if it 's not , then we 're out a little petty cash . mia : and we are stuck with a tiki hut . liza : well , we have a lot riding on this . this could either put fusion on the map , or it could bury us . greenlee : we 'll make it work , liza . kendall : yeah , we 've busted our butt on this company . there 's no way we 're letting it go down . you know what , simone , honey ? we 're in . simone : yes ! that 's great ! ok , so i 've got beachwear for everyone and plenty of spf , so all i need you to do is bring your lipsticks . greenlee : why ? simone : that 's a surprise . so , are we set ? liza : i think i 'm going to stay here , and so will mia . simone : oh , yeah . mia : oh , no , listen , i 'm fine . i 'm good . kendall : no , you stay . stay put . we 'll take care of this . we 've got it covered . mia : ok . thank you , guys . thank you . i would like to check on edmund . liza : good , then it 's settled . simone : ok , well , let 's get a move on . we will meet back up at fusion , and you will have a full report . ok . ooh , let 's go . mia : good luck . simone : bye ! liza : i do n't know why do i get a queasy , uneasy feeling . tad : here . you 're probably going to need this . liza : what 's that for ? tad : bail money . [ scene_break ] flanders : where is the little girl ? maria : get out of here ! get the hell out of here ! she 's -- there 's nobody here ! flanders : where 's the kid ? maria : it 's just me here ! there is no kid ! flanders : oh , really ? you see this ? you see this little pink hair thing ? well , that tells me different . maria : that 's mine . flanders : do n't you lie to me . maria : i 'm not lying to you ! it is just me -- it 's me and my fiancé here , and that is it ! and he just went to go get help , all right , so that 's -- flanders : no , i 'm afraid not . i 'm afraid not . that little scrawny limey 's not helping anybody . maria : what did you do to him ? is he ok ? flanders : he got in the way , just like you . now , stop screwing around and tell me where the girl is ! maria : look , you 've got this wrong . i 'm telling you -- flanders : no , i think i got it all right . she told me she was on a big , fancy yacht . maria : there 's , like , a thousand yachts in this marina . flanders : no , this is the yacht ! all right , maddie . olly olly oxen free , maddie ! come on out and play ! maria : look , i know -- i know we can make some sort of a deal . she does n't even remember anything . she 's just a little girl . flanders : no , i 'm afraid not , lady . you already saw me , too . maria : she 's scared to death , and she does n't remember anything . i can make sure that she does n't say anything to the cops when she -- flanders : yeah , like i trust you . maria : she wo n't say anything to the cops . no one 's going to say anything . flanders : right . maddie , i had enough . maddie , come on out so you can watch your mommy turn into one of your little art projects -- splattered all over the floor . maria : no ! maddie : do n't hurt my mommy ! flanders : ah ! whoa ! you 're a tough one , are n't you , little girl ? maria : no , no , no ! do n't -- i 'm telling you , please , have mercy . she 's a little girl . maddie : go away ! maria : i can swear to you that she 's not going to say anything to anybody . ok ? no , no ! maddie : you 're bad ! you shot a man ! maria : maddie , no , no , no ! maddie : you shot a man ! maria : maddie , maddie ! no , no , no ! i swear she 's not going to say that to anybody else ! i promise . look , she 's a little girl . she 's does n't deserve this -- flanders : i have to do this . now , if it makes you feel any better , i 'll take the both of you out at the same time . now move ! move ! and stop moving around , you ! do you hear me ? maddie : yes ! flanders : all right , then ! [ scene_break ] henry : look , i know we 're in a mess , ok , but there is another way out if you still love me . maggie : i ca n't have this conversation with you . henry : wait -- no , maggie , listen to me . stop . listen . for the first time in my entire life , when i look into the future , i see what i want -- not want my mother expects , but what i want -- and that 's to have you by my side . maggie : henry , this -- henry : i want to take care of you . maggie : i can take care of myself . henry : yeah , i know you can . but if you let me , i will devote the rest of my life to making this up to you , to making you as happy as you 've made me . maggie : i ca n't do this . i -- henry : marry me , maggie . marry me . [ scene_break ] joe : sorry i 'm late . did i miss anything ? ruth : well , did you know that your son -- joe : thank you . ruth : our tad , has been in jail again ? tad : ma . joe : well , that 's one way to get out of the house . tad : see ? again with getting out of the house . ruth : egg roll , dear ? joe : ok , thank you . thank you . tad : did you see the way she looked at me ?
regina tells maggie to not turn henry in and allow him to continue his career . maggie accuses regina for wanting henry all to herself . she wonders if things would be different if she too were chinese . henry comes in to talk to maggie . he says he 's not going to turn himself in , but he knows another way out . he proposes to maggie . simone suggests a new marketing campaign for fusion . she wants to hold a nationwide search for the sexiest man . the fusion girls love the idea and prepare for the launch . mia worries about edmund and maddie . she fears she may be falling for edmund , even though they had decided there would be no strings attached . edmund and derek are at the docks , but the yacht is gone . they find edmund 's cell phone in a dumpster and realize the shooter must be onboard . maria and aidan hear the yacht 's engine turn on . aidan tells maria to hide with maddie in the room while he goes to check things out . he gives maria a gun . aidan leaves , but is next seen laying unconscious on the ground . flanders gets into maria 's room and grabs maddie . he holds maddie and keeps his gun pointed at maria . he leads them outside . maria begs for him to leave maddie alone , but just then , flanders throws maddie overboard .
kendall : well , hello , there . misery loves company , and you 're the most miserable bastard i know . so , are n't you going to ask me in ? david : with a greeting like that , how can i resist ? [ kendall chuckles ] kendall : you , my friend , are not going to believe where i have just been . david : a secondhand bridal fair ? kendall : oh , honey , no . much better than that . ah . come on , baby , come on ! come on -- whoo ! all right , shot right through the heart ! ok , wait , let me just get rid of this here . ok , i was just at the most fantastic , amazing wedding . mm - hmm . david : hmm . kendall : i 'll take that from you . to the bride and the groom -- may they live -- until they both drop dead . [ scene_break ] j.r. : livia got the paternity papers over to us at the speed of light . once babe signs on the dotted line , i 'm going to be bess ' father under law . adam : she does n't have a clue . when she signs these papers , she 'll be signing bess over to us . j.r. : hmm . [ scene_break ] krystal : babe ? you look a little pale . did you get enough sleep ? babe : every time i close my eyes , i -- i had the worst dream , mama . i dreamed that it was my baby who died in the river . [ scene_break ] erica : no . it 's over ! [ erica gasps ] erica : get back . get away from me ! man : hey , hey , hey , i 'm not going to hurt you . erica : who the hell are you ? get out ! man : i did n't mean to frighten -- erica : get out of my room right now ! man : it 's not technically your room . it 's my room . and i did n't want our first meeting to go like this . that 's why i called before . erica : i 'm calling security . man : do n't bother . they 're the ones that told me you were missing in action . so i was a little concerned . erica : i was asleep . it does n't give you a right to break into my room . man : i have a master key . erica : who are you ? man : you really do n't know , do you ? erica : other than a stalker who 's about to be arrested . man : i 'm your boss . i own the casino and the hotel . zach slater . erica : that does n't give you a right to come into my room uninvited . zach : i did try to apologize , but i think maybe you were too preoccupied to hear me . so i 'm -- i 'm sorry , again . yeah , i 'm trying to think of the last time that any woman worked so hard to get me out of her room . erica : i 'm not just any woman , and i still want you gone . zach : that 's fair enough . we 'll talk business later . erica : what business ? zach : i 've been out of town , and i got back late last night , and i saw your show . erica : i do n't recall seeing you stop backstage . zach : that 's because i did n't . i tried to find out who was responsible for what i saw . i was knocked out by you -- almost twice . erica : you have a very odd way of showing your appreciation . zach : i know , but i did n't come empty - handed . i think the best way to welcome someone into your family is with fresh - brewed coffee , mimosas , and this . erica : what ? zach : well , your old contract is screaming for some other casino to steal you away . so i think this one reflects your true value a little more accurately . how do you spell desiree ? [ scene_break ] david : kendall , knock it off . greenlee and ryan are not married . stop jerking me around . kendall : like i would actually make up something so hideous ? yes , they are . they flew off to some storybook castle and tied the knot . too bad they did n't tie it around each other 's necks . david : that 's not possible . somebody is lying to you . kendall : no , i witnessed the crime -- cross my heart and hope they die . david : all right , then you dreamed it ! [ kendall laughs ] kendall : do n't we wish ! but there is a bright side to all of this . at least ryan wo n't be nagging me to trust him anymore . `` trust him `` -- that 's funny , right ? [ phone rings ] kendall : yeah , his lovely , little greenlee gets exactly what she deserves -- a lousy , lying husband . he 'll betray her the first chance he gets . oh -- hello ? man : good day . thousand islands castle hotel . kendall : oh , good day to you , too . can you please tell me if that lovely newlywed couple , ryan and greenlee lavery , have checked out yet ? man : one moment , please . mr. and mrs. lavery are still registered . may i connect you to their room ? david : how could you let this happen ? kendall : what , did somebody die and leave me in charge ? david : you were supposed to stop them , kendall ! kendall : give me a big fat e for effort ! i took your advice , david , and went after ryan like you told me to . it just blew up in my face . you 're to blame for some of this . i 'd be willing to bet -- david : i should have gone after them myself . kendall : well , it 's too late . i 'm sorry , it 's too late . so , now that you and i are a team , how about the two of us spring for a nice little wedding gift together ? [ scene_break ] babe : it was just awful . to hear this little boy calling out `` mommy , mommy ! `` and it was me that he was talking to . krystal : hey , honey , that was just a bad dream . you -- you had -- you had a little girl . babe : it just all seemed so real . krystal : well , i -- i have nightmares that i sprout wings and fly , but that hardly makes me an angel . babe : i did n't even tell you the worst part . bianca was there , and she was laughing . and she had bess in her arms , and she was saying that bess was really miranda . krystal : oh , honey , that 's just hormones leaking into your subconscious . remember those bad dreams you used to have when we lived in that old rat hole on doubletree road ? oh , good lord . i mean , you could n't shake those nightmares for nothing . babe : hmm . the one where i thought that the big bad wolf was coming to get me . krystal : but there was no big bad wolf . and i could n't find a job , and i was behind a couple of months on the rent , and how a 5-year - old peanut like you picked up that i was in dire straights , i 'll never know , but somehow , deep down , you knew . honey , you 've been through such a time . i ca n't even imagine how you -- bianca gave birth in that cabin with no help . and then that crash . and your very best friend loses her baby . it 's hard enough being a new mom . i mean , and then all this annulment stuff happened . i mean , i 'd be surprised if you were n't having nightmares . babe : i just want them all to go away . krystal : well , then , you just have to put it where it belongs . just get it out of your head and do n't even think about it . you got to forget about all this bad stuff , babe . there is no big bad wolf banging on your door . you 're getting ready to get married to your little girl 's daddy . your baby is safe . babe : oh , mama , what ? hey . krystal : oh , i just love you two girls so much . sometimes , i just get a little -- i got to take care of some mother - of - the - bride stuff . i 'll be back . babe : hey , you know what ? mama is usually always right . it was just a bad dream . no way is your daddy going to let anything ever , ever happen to us . [ scene_break ] adam : you have to be careful . babe can easily get suspicious . j.r. : hmm . i know how to handle my wife . she 's not that complicated . adam : yes , but be objective . not too long ago , you were falling all over yourself in love with her . j.r. : yeah . that 's because i was infatuated . adam : yeah , well , that 's what you call it . i call it a waste of time . j.r. : no , you 're wrong . i do n't regret anything that brought my daughter into this world . adam : all right , but be careful , because she 'll use that against you . j.r. : there 's been too many lies . babe will never get under my skin again . it 's over . i 'm in control now . adam : yes , i can see that . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh , forget all the bad stuff . oh , forgive me . bianca : krystal ? [ scene_break ] babe : there we are . fast asleep . so what 's up ? j.r. : i need you to do something for me -- and for bess . this just arrived from livia frye � s office . babe : livia frye -- was n't that kendall 's lawyer ? j.r. : mm - hmm . she drew this up for us . babe : oh , j.r. , if this is a prenup , you do n't even have to try to convince me . i do n't want a bit of the chandler money . j.r. : no , no , it 's not a prenup . once we 're married , that 's for life . is n't that right , honey ? babe : you bet . j.r. : no , what it is , is a document stating that i am bess ' biological father . babe : but we already had the dna tests , and why would we even need a contract ? j.r. : no , do n't worry . i trust you . i 'm worried about paul cramer . babe : why ? j.r. : well , livia explained the whole thing to me . when you were married to him , bess was conceived and born . now , even though he 's not bess ' biological father , he can still make a legal claim on her . babe : oh , god . he would n't dare , would he ? j.r. : well , we ca n't risk it . our little girl went through so much to come into this world . now it 's our job to protect her . hey , that 's all i 'm doing -- protecting her and our family . please , honey , you got to trust me . babe : where 's the pen ? j.r. : we have to get it notarized , and luckily enough , we have one in the family . dad ? babe : you told him ? oh , god . adam : that you had another husband when you married my son ? yes , he told me . babe : and you 're not trying to kill me right now ? adam : well , honestly , it occurred to me . but j.r. talked me down , convinced me it was an honest mistake , after all . babe : it really was . adam : well , we 've come quite a long way since little elizabeth came into our family , have n't we ? i can never hold a grudge against a woman who had given me such a beautiful grandchild . hmm ? if there were ever grounds for a clean slate , that little girl is it . babe : well , then , let 's get to those papers , huh ? [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm sorry . i did n't -- i did n't mean to intrude . i 'm -- i 'm here for my fitting . for the dress -- krystal : oh -- bianca : for the wedding . krystal : ok , ok . sure , yeah . bianca : i hope i 'm not too early . krystal : oh -- no , no , not -- not at all . bianca : ok . well , then i 'll go find babe . krystal : well , wait . bianca , how are you doing ? bianca : i 'm better , really . krystal : oh , good . that 's good to hear . i -- i 'm so sorry for everything . bianca : no . no . i 'm the one who should be apologizing . krystal : no . for what ? bianca : i took bess . i thought she was mine . i -- i ca n't explain it . and there 's -- there 's no excuse for it , but i wo n't do it again -- krystal : oh -- bianca : so you wo n't have to worry about that . krystal : no , no . no . that -- i never , ever considered that . bianca : well , i did . and so my friend maggie is going to be here with me today , and she 'll also be at the wedding just to make sure that i do n't have any problems . you know , i have n't -- i have n't seen bess since -- krystal : yeah , i know . you -- you do n't have to say anything , really . bianca : but i just want to do what 's best for babe . i mean , it means a lot to me that she would ask me to stand up for her at her wedding and for her baby at her christening . krystal : yeah . bianca : and the last thing that she needs is any grief from me . krystal : oh , bianca , she loves you so much . bianca : i love her , too . i know , i know . you know that she -- she 's the reason that i 'm alive , and i owe her the brief life that my baby -- that my miranda -- krystal : yeah , i know . [ scene_break ] erica : how did you find out who i was ? zach : ah , do n't blame your friend roberto . he did n't blow the whistle on you . erica : did someone come looking for me ? zach : it 's not hard to figure out that a desiree dubois is not just going to drop into the desert and become an overnight sensation . someone like you has to come from somewhere . hell , we all come from somewhere , right ? erica : well , if i 'm ever interested in your history , i will have the courtesy to ask you personally instead of playing games with your life . zach : yeah . that 's vegas for you . it 's a town of games . what 's yours ? why are you hiding in my casino ? and why should i put up with it for another moment ? erica : there 's no need to put up with me , mr. slater . i 'll be out of your hotel in an hour . zach : that 's not what i said . why do n't you fill me in . erica kane as a vegas showgirl with an alias . there 's got to be more to that story . so , what are the stakes ? erica : my life is not a game . and cashing in on me is not an option . i 'm not here to research a role or generate a book or -- or generate tabloid headlines . i 'm not here to win anything at all . i 'm here to -- to lose erica kane . i 'm here to disappear . of course , you could n't possibly understand what it 's like to get up every day and dread your life . zach : i understand more than you know . [ scene_break ] kendall : maybe erica has the right idea . i can just go to the desert and lose myself permanently . bet i can make her look like an amateur . ok , so -- oh -- would you look at this ? what a lovely golden color . so , what do you say , david ? shall we just go right over the top ? david : what exactly do you want from me , kendall ? kendall : how about a new , improved version of your castration drug ? one that will kill whatever part of me still needs to be loved . david : i think i like plan a better . why do n't you pull an erica ? disappear . kendall : ow . that hurts . whatever happened to the nice david ? the one that reaches out and helps all the needy people in their time of need ? david : there 's no return on it . therefore , find somebody else 's shoulder to cry on , all right ? i 'm not interested . kendall : well , who else is going to be bitter and angry with me ? david : bye - bye . ryan : love is enough for most people , kendall , but not you . and definitely not us , because the lies just keep coming . kendall : no , i -- i 'm not lying to you about this . i told you the truth about what counts . i love you . i 'm not lying about that . that 's not a lie . ryan : i 'm marrying greenlee because i trust her . but you ? there is no way that i can trust you now . [ scene_break ] babe : so once adam 's used his seal , we 're all set ? j.r. : once livia files the documents , no one will take bess from her home , ever , because she has a daddy who 's nuts about her and a mommy any baby would be lucky to have . babe : this was such a smart thing to do , honey . i really am proud of you . mary : hold on to the youngest chandler . you 've got company . babe : bianca , i 'm really happy that you could make it . j.r. : you know , honey , i could hold bess if you want . babe : you know what , j.r. ? i got it . i 'm used to the whole baby - juggle thing . come here . bianca : mmm . oh , she looks so beautiful , babe . babe : thank you . so do you . so i hope you 're getting excited for the big day . we 've been absolutely insane around here , have n't we ? bianca : yeah , i bet . maggie : hi . i 'm sorry i 'm late . bianca : oh . maggie : there 's a big truck blocking the driveway . mary : you can use the service entrance next time . babe : so , about your dress , i hope you like it . i kind of had some trouble picking the color , but everything looks great on you , so it should be fine . j.r. : bianca , i 'm so glad that you 're a part of this . bianca : oh , thank you , j.r . j.r. : hmm . bianca : i promise i 'm going to be the best godmother that i can possibly be . j.r. : oh , i know you will be . that -- i guess that makes her an unofficial chandler . is n't that right , dad ? adam : dear , you will have your work cut out for you . bianca : yeah . adam : thank you for coming . bianca : thank you . babe : well , i guess we should head upstairs , huh ? we got tons to do . and i 'm not really sure what i 'm going to do with my hair yet -- bianca : oh . babe : so i 'm going to need your help . bianca : ok , well -- adam : i want you in that room . mary : well , i -- adam : no , i want you with those girls . and i want you to stay as long as that loon is in the room with her ! bianca is not to be left alone with bess , ever . and if she starts going off the deep end , scream bloody murder . am i clear , mary ? mary : always nice to be appreciated . adam : yes , you 're a gem . now go ! what happened to the extra security you were hiring ? j.r. : it 's handled . but bianca does seem better . adam : i leave you with two words -- `` lindbergh baby . `` j.r. : it 's under control , dad . i 'm not frisking bianca . adam : the apple does n't fall far from the tree , son . look at you and me . look at bianca . j.r. : are you comparing bianca to erica ? adam : yes , yes . bianca could be a carbon copy of erica . and erica has a history of losing it , recovering , and then losing it all over again . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'll pay you whatever is owed . for my room , for my meals -- everything . i do n't want roberto to be held responsible . zach : well , it 's not that easy , because roberto is responsible -- for discovering you . maybe i 'll give him a bonus . oh , and your money 's no good here . erica : whenever i hear that , i know i 'm going to end up paying somehow . zach : just read the contract . all the current amenities , including this suite , are still free of charge . and if you want me to change your name back to desiree dubois , i will do that , so you 'll have a contract worth twice the money and my word that we 'll keep your secret . erica : all this because you like the way i high - kick onstage ? zach : you know what you 're worth . erica : true . all right . if there is no deal - breaker in the fine print , i 'll stay . zach : i ca n't imagine anyone pulling the wool over your eyes and getting away with it . it was a real pleasure . erica : the next time you knock and do n't get an answer , slip a note under the door . zach : it wo n't happen again . who did you think i was ? a ghost ? do n't tell me this place is haunted . erica : oh , i -- i was half asleep . you will say anything in that condition . [ scene_break ] [ krystal coughs ] adam : krystal , you 're not pregnant , too , are you ? krystal : back off , adam . adam : excuse me ? krystal : i need you to tell me right now , are you and j.r. being straight with babe ? adam : you mean the way you 've been straight with us ? krystal : i need to know if j.r. is for real . this commitment that they 're about to make -- it means the world to babe . she loves j.r. so much she does n't know which end is up . and she loves their little girl . and she loves having a family ! adam : just take it easy , krystal . krystal : my god , it 's everything she 's ever wanted , what i could never give her -- something real , something solid that nobody could rip out from underneath her . and it 's her time now , adam . she 's had enough of being on the outside and looking in . she deserves happiness , her and that little girl , so i want you to tell me right now , is j.r. going to give her that ? is she going to have all the good that she deserves ? you tell me that . i want you to tell me i did n't do it all for nothing ! adam : what exactly did you do , krystal ? [ scene_break ] erica : and so then , sherice slapped delia and called her a stage - hogging cow . bobby : what did rudy do ? erica : applaud . he said it was the most entertaining that sherice had been all week . bobby : hmm . just sounds like him . erica : hmm . so what about you ? bobby : oh , same old same old . watched about $ 10 million change hands , twice . erica : ah , slow day , huh ? bobby : yeah . erica : oh , i forgot . i do have some other news for you . bobby : uh - huh . erica : i met the owner of your casino . bobby : zach ? erica : yeah , he -- he knows who i really am . bobby : and what 's he going to do about it ? erica : nothing . you never told me how charming he is . bobby : yeah , well , must have slipped my mind . erica : yeah , well , i think it 's time that we expand our social circles . bobby : oh , no , no , no . desiree does n't need any new friends . she needs nice -- you know , friends like puggy . erica : well , i 'm sure that mr. slater is all that and more . bobby : oh , way more . that 's why he needs to stay off your buddy list . erica : oh , i see . ok , now . you are my social secretary . well -- ahem -- if you 're going to get your way , then you 're going to have to give me the scoop . just what is it that is not so nice or safe about zach slater ? [ scene_break ] mary : hello ? babe : i 'm so glad you like it . mary : oh , is that it ? can i see it ? babe : did you lose something , mary ? like your sense of direction ? mary : lucretia had another question about the menu . good help is so hard to find , do n't you think ? babe : well , thanks for the message . mary : this -- this has got to be just adorable . i -- well , i 'm sure it is . so , i 'm sure you can wear it to so many other christenings , too . babe : you can go now , mary . mary : was that insensitive ? oh , i did n't mean for it to be . i think bianca is so terribly brave to be putting herself out there in broad daylight and be involved in such a huge event like this . bianca : well , i 'm honored to do it . mary : really , to stand up in front of all those people . now , listen , when they start to whisper behind your back , i do n't want you to think about it . just ignore it . babe : ok , cut it out , mary . mary : well , i do n't think anybody is giving this young woman the credit she deserves , to stand up there at that christening and hold the baby that she once kidnapped . maggie : ok , shut up , mary . mary : can you imagine what kind of a circus the press is going to make out of this and her poor family after everything they 've already been through with her ? babe : you know what ? that 's enough ! excuse us . [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] adam : you want answers , krystal ? give me some answers . what is it you 're afraid you might have done for nothing ? krystal : what have n't i done for the sake of those kids ? i mean , i 've turned myself inside out to make sure that they stay together . adam : what have you done , other than keeping her other husband from us ? krystal : j.r. told you that ? adam : oh , yes . my son and i have no secrets . and i 've decided to get past it . krystal : well -- well , that 's real big of you . maybe it was n't all for nothing . and since you asked , no , i did n't just keep it a secret . i took care of the annulment myself . i talked j.r. into renewing his vows , knowing that it was a lot more than just a renewal . adam : hmm . and that 's all ? krystal : i did everything i could to keep their love from being in jeopardy , and , no , it was n't my proudest moment . adam : hmm . well , i suggest that you do the same thing the rest of us have done . just put it in the past . all that counts now is the future , that little baby 's future . krystal : that is all that matters . adam : i want bess to have a secure and happy home just as much as you do . krystal : adam , if you mean that , honey , i could just kiss you . adam : please , do n't . i 've been watching j.r. these past few weeks . i think he 's becoming the man i always knew he could become . having that child has shown him what 's important in this world . family is everything . so i give you my word that j.r. will do everything needed to give babe exactly what she deserves . krystal : i needed to hear that . adam : yeah . [ scene_break ] babe : you -- you are -- you 're such a -- you 're a witch ! how dare you lay your trash - talk on my friend like that ! mary : if she 's your friend , you might be a little more thoughtful of her tender feelings . babe : you know what ? i love bianca like a sister . mary : every word i said was true ! have you even considered the dreadful effect this is going to have on her ? babe : here 's some news , mary . nobody cares what you have to say . you 're a user and you 're a fraud without a true friend to your name . so if you do n't cut this out , i 'm going to be sending you on a one - way ticket to nowhere real fast ! mary : ha , ha . oh , my darling , something tells me you 'll beat me out the door . [ scene_break ] maggie : that woman is a monster . it 's no surprise greenlee 's such a mess . bianca : yeah , well , mary always has had a cruel streak . maggie : are you ok ? bianca : yeah , of course . [ miranda cries ] bianca : oh -- maggie : it 's ok . i 'm here . you have nothing to worry about . bianca : i wonder if she 's hungry . maggie : you know , maybe -- maybe we should wait until babe gets back . bianca : oh , no . do n't be silly . it 's ok . it 's ok . do n't cry , sweetheart . do n't cry . do n't cry . that 's right . [ miranda stops crying ] bianca : oh , you 're just tired . shh . you 're all right . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] bobby : no , i did n't say that . zach is a prince . he could n't be nicer . he 's been great to me . erica : well , good . then it 's settled . i 'll ask him to dinner . bobby : but the guy is my boss . look , he -- he 's not bad or dangerous or connected . he just likes to have a good time . erica : well , then , we should get along famously . bobby : i just do n't want to see anyone sweet get hurt . erica : ok , just let me be sure i have this story straight . you 're saying that i am the sweet one and he is the hurtful one ? bobby : yeah , and i never said that . just consider it more of a general statement , ok ? erica : he 's a lady 's man . bobby : ahem -- erica : it 's ok . most of the interesting ones are . bobby : ok , you 're killing me . the guy -- the guy signs my checks . ca n't you just trust me and leave it alone on this ? erica : i 'm sorry . i 'll stop . but it 's just so wonderful when you play bodyguard . and you do n't have to worry about zach and me . bobby : that sparkle in your eyes is making my blood pressure soar . erica : relax . i 've met a lot of ladies ' men in my life . bobby : i exercise , i eat right , but still , you 're going to kill me here with a heart attack . erica : you are just such a wonderful protector . bobby : no , i 'm happy to be of service . erica : no , i mean it . roberto , it 's so refreshing for me to have someone that i can depend on . although do understand that i could do this on my own . bobby : oh -- well , maybe i should warn zach about you . erica : look , i doubt if zach and desiree 's paths are ever going to cross again . and anyhow , if they do , i 'm sure that erica kane is going to show her face . and probably her claws . so no man in his right mind would ever get involved with her . [ scene_break ] ryan : hmm . kendall : hmm . ryan : it 's beginning to look a lot like christmas . kendall : it sure is , santa . ryan : hmm . kendall : hmm . it truly is . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] david : for heaven 's sakes , i hear you already ! krystal , what do you want ? krystal : i want you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : very much appreciated , i 'm sure . adam : babe just dragged mary out of her room . she left bianca with bess unsupervised . j.r. : and what about maggie ? adam : oh , that airhead . she has `` accomplice `` written all over her . j.r. : well , it 's all under control . beverly , this is my father , adam chandler . beverly lansing . beverly : how do you do , sir ? adam : i 've been better . j.r. : this is bess ' new nanny . adam : oh , is that so ? well , just what are your qualifications ? beverly : well , i have five little ones of my own . adam : so does the neighbors ' cocker spaniel . those are not the qualifications i hoped for , ms. lansing . j.r. : that 's lieutenant lansing , retired pvpd . beverly : 20 years , sir . i 'd still be there if i had n't been injured in the line of duty . j.r. : during her time on the force , beverly was a liaison for the department of children and family services . adam : well , welcome to our home . we 're trusting you with our most precious commodity . beverly : i understand she 's a special baby . j.r. : and you are aware of your responsibilities , beverly ? beverly : well , besides tending to young bess in all matters , i 'm to make certain that bianca montgomery has no opportunity to take this baby from her family again . [ scene_break ] bianca : yes . see ? you 're ok . everything 's all right . i 'm right here . maggie : bianca , you did ask me to come with you to remind you -- that 's bess . bianca : of course it 's bess . you only have to look at her to know exactly who she is -- the sweetest little baby in the world . are n't you ? [ as she sees bianca holding the baby , babe flashes back to the cabin when bianca was holding miranda . bianca : babe ? what is it ? [ next_on ] david : are you ready to join me on the dark side ? krystal : honey , i 'm already there . tad : are you afraid that paul made a mistake and that you got the wrong baby ? j.r. : you got a raw deal , kendall , which means a plan . ryan : how about we go to bed ?
jr and adam keep their secret of having babe sign away her rights to bess from everybody . but babe is having nightmares where she finds out that bess is not her baby , she 's bianca 's and that she had a baby boy that was lost in the crash .
babe : i have big plans , my friend -- big secret , special plans for you and me and these bags and the rest of our day . jamie : usually , when you pull a bar / community service day , `` big plans `` means a big nap . babe : eyes wide open for what i have planned . you do n't have to sleep to dream . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all right , one more time , amanda . amanda : please , ca n't we just -- i 'm sure diana did n't -- j.r. : just say it . amanda : i saw diana take the money from the safe , but i 'm sure there 's an explanation . there has to be . adam : there is . the woman is not to be trusted -- my instincts from the very beginning . thank you for ending this nanny farce . j.r. , do n't worry . the police and i can take it from here . j.r. : not yet . adam : son , the sooner the authorities are brought in -- j.r. : i said not yet . diana , did you take the money ? di : no . i did n't . [ scene_break ] kendall : why ? why would you do this , bianca ? why ? how could you bring ethan here ? this is a wedding , this is family . why would you bring him and throw him in mother 's face and in mine ? bianca : would you just please hear him out ? i did , and i 'm glad i did . ethan flew all the way to paris to talk to me . kendall : fine . well , then do i have to speak french on this one ? jene want le ethan . bianca : but you want zach ? kendall ! come on ! did you think that i would just do nothing about this ? somebody has to stop you from marrying ethan � s father . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so cool , so calm , so totally zach slater . you thought you could swing in here , marry kendall , and ruin her life ? buster , you have no idea what you 're up against -- no idea . only one wedding is happening here -- oh , yeah , that 's right -- jack and erica . sucker ! zach : oh , you got to be kidding me . who are you anyway ? [ parrot squawks ] parrot : bond , james bond . [ parrot whistles ] zach : right , that 's what i thought . wonderful . i 'm not usually this gullible . [ parrot moves around ] zach : where you going ? ok , let 's see . got a door , no window , no vent . how are we going to get out of here ? you know what , though ? maybe you can help me with something . i have n't had lunch yet . [ scene_break ] kendall : what , are you mom now ? dumb kendall ca n't be trusted to run her own life ? bianca : are you saying that you do n't love ethan ? kendall : well , if love is the urge to knee him really hard , i got lots of love . he made his choice , bianca . bianca : yeah -- you . we both know that he chose you . kendall : oh , my god . he did n't tell you . bianca : we talked for hours . what did n't you tell me ? kendall : i said i would marry the lying sack of cash if he would sign over his share of cambias to zach . guess he left that part out . bianca : i had no idea . [ ethan knocks on the door . ] bianca : next time you want my help , you give me all the facts first . [ after bianca storms out , kendall slams the door in ethan � s face . ] [ scene_break ] erica : so is this what you think this proposed marriage is now ? you , jack , me , erica ? you do n't agree with me , so you just -- you drag me off like some chest - thumping caveman ? you let kendall and bianca go running off ! i should be with them ! by now , ethan has probably chased them down ! and bianca should know better than to bring a cambias here . ethan is here only to heap more pain on my daughter , and kendall is already on edge , and who knows what kendall will do now ! and if not ethan , then maybe she 's going to bounce to zach , and i will not have that ! i 'm up here and -- and she 's down there , and you should have let me follow her ! do n't you know that ? do n't you know that ? i 'm sorry . i 'm there again . i 'm there , and i know it , and i should n't be , and i 'm just -- i 'm out of control myself . i 'm trying to control kendall , i 'm trying to give bianca orders , and i 'm obviously driving you crazy , and i 'm obviously going to ruin our wedding . please do n't let me do this , jack . please stop me before i do something that � [ jack stops erica 's blubbering with a kiss . ] [ scene_break ] babe : how about you take a load off ? jamie : just kick back and watch you cook ? babe : you think you can handle it ? [ babe seductively removes her sweater to reveal a sexy outfit . ] jamie : um -- ask me later . i seem to have lost all my brain function . [ music plays ] jamie : are you trying to kill me ? babe : before you kick , dance with me . singer : you and i we had quite a while , and it amazes me jamie : is this part of your master plan ? babe : and a massage . a long , full , soft body massage . singer : it drives me absolutely insane i got no complaints jamie : all this and steaks , too ? babe : double order of heaven , coming right up . singers : come and take me by the hand 'cause you are the only one that i want the only one that i need [ kissing , jamie carries babe off to bed . ] [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , do n't ignore the obvious because you hate to be wrong . j.r. : i may have missed the obvious . help me out . adam : all right , this woman entered our house to steal from us . what 's next ? maybe a ransom note ? amanda : this is family business . i should go to my room . j.r. : no , no , you 're not . you 're going to stay . adam : yes , because we know thieves are noted for their honesty . but i think that i can prove what this woman is . i 'm going to search the room we allowed you to stay in . j.r. : he 'll do it . di : i 'll survive . j.r. : not a flinch . di : i did n't do it . this is all because amanda is ticked off at me . she 's called me out as a thief , because i caught her . i caught her with dixie � s star pendant around her neck . and i told her to put it back , and now she gets to show me who 's boss . j.r. : my mother 's necklace ? amanda : j.r. , i am so sorry . j.r. : so you admit it ? amanda : i 'm sorry she 's doing this to you , and i 'm sorry for you , too . i have seen it up close at the institution firsthand because of my mother -- people who lie , steal , think the world is out to get them . j.r. , she should n't be around your son or anybody else 's . di : i 'm not ill , and i 'm not lying . j.r. : i believe you . so , it 's your word against hers . amanda : if you want to believe her , i understand . a lot of times it 's easier to swallow the lie than admit you 've been suckered . adam : your mattress feeling a little lumpy lately ? $ 500 . j.r. : unless you left the other 9,500 upstairs , that could very well be hers . adam : yeah . f49178804d . surprise , surprise . you see , i 've developed the nasty habit of recording all of the serial numbers in the cash left in my safe . they are consecutive , these numbers , and this is a match . you 're really not very good at this . j.r. : i got this one , dad . i 'll handle it . adam : son , i know how fond you are of her , but you do n't have to handle this alone . j.r. : i want to . this is between diana and me . now , leave us alone . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] ethan : kendall , open the door ! kendall : go away ! ethan : come on . i will kick this door off its hinges ! kendall : why ? why ? so you can do more of that `` look into my eyes , ca n't you see how much i love you `` bs ? i know what you care about . ethan : you . i love you . your sister can see that . so would you if you 'd just listen ! kendall : listen to what , more of your lies and your excuses ? i 'm done , ethan , ok ? how many more do you want to cram down my throat ? i 'm done , i 'm full , i 'm sick of it . now , go and go stuff it down someone else 's throat . now , get away from my door and get out of this country . i never want to see your face again . [ scene_break ] adam : i assume i missed the police . j.r. : they were n't necessary . adam : oh ? little miss sticky fingers left on her own , huh ? really . i assume she gave the cash back first . di : little man ate all his veggies . hmm . adam : why is she still here , holding your son ? j.r. : because that 's what i pay her to do . and since i 'm the one who hired her , i 'm the only one who can fire her . adam : that does n't happen to be true , j.r . amanda : oh . it 's not over . i guess i should go back out for a while . j.r. : no , actually , you 're just the person i wanted to see . come with me . [ scene_break ] babe : i think your beer 's probably warm by now . jamie : oh , the sacrifices i make to keep my woman happy . babe : `` happy `` ? i think we passed that a while ago . jamie : hmm . my kind of road trip . let 's double back . babe : hmm . first , this . [ babe hands jamie a plane ticket . ] jamie : from road trip to plane trip ? whoa -- from sofa to mexico ? babe : i have been like a crazy lady on the internet , and i scored the name of this great med school . it 's south of the border , but they ponied up for an interview and application , and think about it . j.r. does n't even know enough spanish to tank this one for you . jamie : you want me to -- babe : fly there . just check out the teachers and the labs and do whatever else you docs in training do , and they 'll like you and you 'll like them and you 'll start next semester . jamie : uh -- babe : it 's perfect . jamie : do n't do this , babe . [ scene_break ] j.r. : let 's see . `` dear diary , i just stole big money from my friends and blamed it on the nanny . `` [ scene_break ] erica : oh , was n't it just divine -- kendall : mmm , yes . erica : that dinner by the sunset ? and our family all together . kendall : mm - hmm . erica : love that . jack : hmm . erica : and no sign of ethan . jack : yeah , love that . erica : yeah . wonderful news . kendall : that 's the best . now , from here on in , i do n't want to waste another second on nonessentials . jack : hmm , the essentials being that tuna carpaccio we had , because that was good . kendall : ok , yeah , that 's exactly what i 'm talking about . or maybe the fact that you are marrying my mother tomorrow . jack : oh , you 're talking about the quintessential essential . kendall : yes . jack : why did n't you say so ? mmm . make an honest man out of me tomorrow , huh ? erica : mm - hmm . kendall : do you know how happy i am for you ? erica : and do you know how happy i am that you 're going to be there with me ? kendall : mm - hmm . erica : oh . kendall : hmm . erica : now , you go to bed , because bridezilla here wants you to be very high energy tomorrow . kendall : high energy , yes . ok , very important . erica : and if ethan happens to come knocking -- kendall : do not disturb now or ever . [ scene_break ] bianca : yeah , me , too . i 've been shaking my head ever since i got to the dock . how could he do it ? how could ethan swing into paris , plead his case , convince me that he deserves my sister , and forget to mention that he could have had her under one slightly huge condition ? ethan : `` give up cambias and i 'll marry you `` is not a condition . it 's blackmail . bianca : it 's the kendall you know and love . are you surprised ? ethan : i thought she loved me enough to marry me . she turned me down- i mean , conditions , ultimatums -- whatever . she 's asking the impossible . it 's the same as saying no . i had to drag you here . you 're the only person who can get through to her . you 're my last chance . bianca : no , i 'm not . you 're here , kendall � s here , zach 's not . what more chance do you need ? ethan : you know , she 'd take his name when she expects me to give up mine , sign away everything that i have . bianca : everything except your love for her . what 's so bad about that ? ethan : i came to america to find my name , my family , and my dues , and now i 'm just supposed to sign it all away to slater ? bianca : not your name or your family , just your half of cambias industries . does it mean that much to you ? ethan : it 's the same thing -- name , family , empire . you know that . you knew that even before i did . when i was willing to give up this whole fight , you offered me the last connection to your beautiful baby girl , because you wanted me to have what i came for . bianca : that 's before i thought that you would make it more important than kendall . ethan : she did that when she asked me to choose . bianca : or maybe you did that when you lied to her , because you had to nail your dad . maybe kendall � s test -- i ca n't believe that i 'm saying this -- but maybe this is the best thing that she could do for you . she loves you . and once you 're done with zach and cambias , you can finally be free . ethan : poor and penniless ? that 's freedom ? bianca : yeah , but that 's not why you hang on to cambias , for your bank account . you 've got your fists wrapped tight around cambias , so that you still have some connection to your father . ethan : the man can rot . bianca : sure , he can , as long as you can be there , as long as you 're a part of it . ethan : i do n't care if i never see him again . bianca : ethan , i was there . i saw what it did to you when you learned the truth , that zach is your father and that he had denied you . you ca n't let him go . if you ca n't have his love , you will take whatever else you get -- resentment , pain , anger , hate . you hold on to cambias , you hold on to this so that you keep this war going , so that you still have some connection to him , as if this is going to fill you up , and it has , with something dark , something not like the ethan that i knew at all . ethan : no , that 's what kendall wants you to think , but it 's slater � s lie . no cambias curse has got hold of me . bianca : ethan , i can see it , the change in you , the shadow in your eyes . it breaks my heart . bianca : let it go . let it all go . ethan : if i do that , what do i have left ? [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , greenlee , not now . please , i 'm busy . greenlee : well , let 's be busy together . kendall : all right , look , you know this whole `` family togetherness bonding trip `` thing ? well , i 'm off the clock , so shoo , go away . greenlee : ow , kendall , that hurt . it 's not just jack and erica 's big day tomorrow . when they say `` i do , `` our sisterhood begins . it 's bizarre . surreal . let 's celebrate . kendall : whoo - hoo , ok , yeah , go celebrate without me . i 'll -- i 'll go and hang out with you after you pass out on the lanai . greenlee : you know , kendall , this is a travel no - no , leaving your driver 's license and passport out . here , let me , i can put them in my safe . kendall : back off , grubby paws . my god , i have my own safe , too , thank you . please , greenlee , go take a nice long swim by yourself without me or your water wings . i 'm busy . greenlee : with what ? come on . be my little sis . confide . kendall : ok , first of all , if we really were sisters , i 'd be your big sister , and i would have beaten you silly from first grade on . you 'd cower in my presence and know enough to run when i say leave me alone . greenlee : you 're not my big sis , i 'd rather wear teal than cower , and what is up with you all stressed out ? kendall : what is wrong with you ? why do n't you just -- you never shut up , you keep going and going , you poke and you poke , and no wonder he did n't tell you . greenlee : he who ? who did n't tell me what , kendall ? [ scene_break ] jack : this -- this ca n't wait , certainly not until tomorrow . erica : a present ? oh , jack , i do love presents . jack : oh , well , i do , too . uh - huh . erica : oh , jack . you did n't . jack : well , not yet , but i certainly hope to . [ erica holds up a little french - maid costume . ] erica : ah . oh , jack -- i may blush . jack : well , you certainly did n't blush the last time you had one of those on , i 'll tell you . oh , my . hello , corinne . erica : hmm . monsieur . jack : ah , listen , could i help you along with that or off with that or just help with anything in general ? erica : you know something , jack ? jack : what ? erica : i really think that we 've moved beyond those days in paris . i mean , i 'd like to think that we 've come to a much more deep and adult phase of our love . i do n't think need any costumes or games or anything . jack : we do n't ? erica : we do n't . jack : huh . erica : [ french accent ] we do n't need any clothes at all . jack : uh - huh . [ scene_break ] jamie : you are my dream . forget fancy beer and back rubs and special plans . you do n't have to try , babe . you just have to walk into a room . that 's enough for me . you knew that before aunt phoebe 's will and all this doctor junk came up . we were enough for each other two weeks ago . do n't let anyone change that for us . babe : but they did . and i 'm glad that they did , because i was too busy being wrapped up with my own stuff to even know about your dreams . jamie , you are never going to know that i want to be some fashion designer or a weather girl or even the world 's best bartender . i just want a family- you and me and little adam . that 's babe 's big dream . i do n't expect it to be yours . jamie : it is . babe : no , it 's not . and you hiding this from me , you are not giving us enough credit . we can do this . we can make your dream come true . jamie : i 'm not going to give up one dream just to have a chance at another . babe : you do n't have to , and this right here -- this is the proof . jamie : hey , we made it , babe . we came this far , all the way to each other . the rest -- hey , listen to me . the rest will come . with you in my life , babe , everything else will fall into place . i believe it . you have to believe it , too . [ scene_break ] j.r. : was that your plan all along ? you could n't just come in here and ask for a handout . you had to weasel us , you had to snake us for cash . do you get a kick out of that ? did you get your jollies like your psycho - mommy , janet ? amanda : stop it . j.r. : admit it ! amanda : i took it . i took your money , but i am not like her . i am not like my mother . she 's sick . she 's sick , and she needs help . ever since we left pine valley , she 's been in - patient , out - patient . nothing helps , nothing changes . j.r. : so what ? so what ? you needed some money for your mommy to get a shrink ? i 'll tell you what -- it 's called insurance . have trevor hook it up for her . amanda : my dad -- she 's all that matters to him . he probably has n't even noticed that i 'm gone . i had to go , to get away . that 's why i came back to pine valley . i thought that i could be safe here , normal , you know , have friends , go to school . but registration money is due , and i could n't ask my dad . j.r. : so why did n't you just steal it from him , like you stole from us ? amanda : i wanted to start over , to be with you and school . i 'm so sorry . i plan to pay back every cent . j.r. : no , you know what ? you keep that money , because i do n't give a damn about it anymore . i want you out of my face and out of this house . amanda : j.r. , please , you and jamie are the only friends that i have . if i lose you -- j.r. : `` if `` ? `` if `` ? do n't you think it 's a little late for ifs ? you lied to me , you steal from us . you framed my nanny who takes care of my son . no , you are so out of here ! amanda : j.r. , please , listen -- just tell me how to fix it . i can fix it . just give me one more chance , please . you 're my friend . please tell me that you 're still my � [ amanda grabs j.r. 's head and kisses him . ] j.r. : some piece of work . you know that ? amanda : did n't know you noticed . oops . lied again . i knew you noticed , and i liked it . you do n't want me to leave , j.r . j.r. : would you look at that , amanda dillon all grown up . you 're good , too . the tears and the smile and the little bounce when you walk , so fresh and innocent . but yet you would snag my wallet and undo my belt buckle at the same time . amanda : a little sex never hurt anyone . well , unless that 's the way you like it . i know you 're a player , j.r. you ca n't be shocked . j.r. : i do n't shock easy . amanda : a girl 's got to have a goal . let me stay , j.r . j.r. : what 's the matter with you ? you think you can come in here and lie and you steal from me ? amanda : i upset the nanny . i can make it up to her , but it 'd be a lot more fun if i could make it up to you . [ with a disgusted look on his face , j.r. walks out . ] [ scene_break ] zach : that 's better . it 's hard to think straight with an empty stomach . here you go . thanks again . i have to work . parrot : loser ! ha , ha , ha , ha , ha ! zach : you know what ? go groom yourself . you sucked in `` chicken run . `` all right , let 's see . one door , no window , no vent . parrot : i made it , ma . top of the world . [ parrot squawks ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : if there 's something that i should know , you better tell me . kendall : listen to me . you should know by now that if i say back off , i will do anything to get you to back off . greenlee : i can take a hint . kendall : yeah , if it 's attached to a sledgehammer . now , please , greenlee , just go away . please , just leave me alone . greenlee : fine . but if you change your mind -- kendall : ok , good night . bye . [ scene_break ] bianca : once you 're free of cambias , what will you have left ? my sister , my amazing sister , who , when she 's brave enough , loves with more heart and soul than anyone deserves . if you choose her , you will never have to worry about feeling lonely or empty ever again . and you 'll have me . i 'd be your sister , then . and miranda and -- and my uncle jack and my mom . ethan : i thought you were trying to be honest . bianca : it could happen . ethan : or not . bianca : family is a miracle , ethan , no matter how it finds you , from birth with the people that you share blood with or later with a stranger who you grow to love . but no matter what , family is still a miracle -- what it does for you , the way it feels . you 've been searching for it your whole life . you came to pine valley for your miracle -- to us -- to me and kendall and miranda . we can be your family , not zach . do n't take anything that he or his father or the whole cambias legacy has to offer . it will never be what you need . ethan : kendall would say yes to him . how do i let it go when i hate him more than ever ? bianca : kendall said yes to you , at the top of her lungs . you just could n't hear it . she said that she would be your wife if you could -- you could let go of your father . she 's been there . kendall had to let go of her father . and once she got past him , she finally found her way to us , her real family . and that 's what she wants for you . we all do . if you can let go , you 'll finally find the family you deserve . good night . [ greenlee spies on kendall as she restlessly paces along the shore . ] [ scene_break ] jack : may i tell you what a fan i am of this no - clothes rule ? erica : oh , i 'm so glad you like rules . jack : mm - hmm . erica : because here comes one . bye - bye . jack : you mean good night , right ? erica : i mean i 'll see you in the morning . i 'll be the one with the bridal glow . jack : wait a minute . you used me for sex , and now you 're throwing me out ? i 'm hurt . erica : oh . jack : you need to make it up to me . i have a good idea . erica : jack -- jack : what ? erica : tomorrow 's our wedding day . jack : yeah ? erica : we ca n't wake up together . you want to jinx us ? jack : honey , in case you ai n't noticed , we 've been jinxed up one side and down the other already , and , ta - da , we made it . nothing can touch us ever again . ok , well , i 'll be waiting . erica : i 'll be there . jack and erica : i love you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : amanda -- amanda : j.r. hmm , you are a morning man . i 'm sorry i was bad yesterday . i 'll do better now . j.r. : do n't you mean payback ? amanda : hmm -- call it whatever you want , or we do n't have to talk at all . j.r. : you do owe me , big . i 'm not the one you 're pulling the sheets back for . how much do you really like our good friend jamie ? [ scene_break ] jamie : hey . last night was awesome . ask me why . because i got to tell the woman i love how much i love her . babe : and i love you , too . that 's why it would -- jamie : do you know how much you mean to me ? what our life means to me ? look at me , babe . we 're a damn miracle . after all we 've been through , we have each other . the rest will work out . [ scene_break ] [ erica finds a note on the floor by her door . ] jack 's voice : `` erica , i did n't get to sleep beside you , wake up next to you , or touch your face to start my day . never again . today we have the wedding we waited for , and we 'll finally pull it off . i love you . `` erica : i love you . [ knock on door ] erica : good morning , jack . jack : good morning , sweetheart . listen , i 'll wear a blindfold , i 'll keep my eyes closed , i promise i wo n't peek , whatever . will you just please open the door , please ? erica : this is ridiculous , is n't it ? i mean , i know i should just open the door and let you in . i mean , how can a sophisticated woman allow superstition to get in the way ? i love you , jack . now get lost . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we swim , we spa , and then this afternoon , the event of the season . kendall : all right , enough with the chipper . some of us did n't get some sleep last night . greenlee : fresh air , cushy beds -- what 's to stay awake over ? kendall : wedding jitters , maybe . greenlee : it 's not your wedding , so relax . last one in 's a rotten bridesmaid . what are you doing ? kendall : i need a towel . pool storage maybe has some pool stuff , you know ? [ kendall stops in front of the pool storage door and reaches for the knob . ] greenlee : no ! [ scene_break ] erica : a beautiful day . a perfect day . my wedding day . [ next_on ] simone : hi , ry . ryan : you know greenlee 's out of town , right ? simone : that 's why i 'm here . jack ( to lily , reggie , and greenlee ) : i can not tell you how much it means to me that you 're here , when i finally marry erica kane . kendall : i think your groom is waiting . erica : oh . why do n't you try to stop me .
after ethan arrives , kendall is upset and so is erica . but bianca tells her sister that she should hear ethan out , realize he came all the way from paris , he loves her and that she needs to call off her plans to marry his father . but when bianca finds out that ethan refused to give up his share of cambias to his father in order for kendall to marry him , she urges him to know that having kendall and people who love him in his life is more important than his battle with his father . greenlee hides zach and nobody else knows he 's there .
jake : i do n't even care if he is in a nut house . the minute that adam said dixie 's name , i 'd have clocked him . tad : i know . there was a day when i would have . right now i 'm telling you i feel sorry for him . he actually thinks he sees dixie . he 's talking to her . jake : hmm , not like it could 've been easy for you to listen to . with any luck , maybe they 'll keep him there forever . [ tad chuckles ] tad : `` with any luck `` ? anyway , enough about the devil 's golf -- thanks , kyle -- jake : thank you . tad : devil 's golf partner . the good news is you 're sticking around . what changed your mind ? dixie 's voice : you need to stay for tad . jake : is it a problem if i want to just spend a little time with my brother ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , not in the mood for the bar tonight . kendall : i do n't care . too bad . you need it . greenlee : no , i need to be obsessing over the fact that aidan is off somewhere trying to decide if he still wants to marry me . kendall : he will , ok ? come on . oh , yummy , yummy , yummy . hi . babe : we heard somebody needed a girls ' night out . greenlee : well , you heard wrong . if anyone wants me , i 'm going to be home , watching `` love , actually , `` and crying in my double fudge ripple . thanks . amanda : sit your butt down , greenlee . we 're here to cheer you up -- kendall : whether you like it or not . [ scene_break ] zach : fine , i told you - good . j.r. : i want the profit reports for chandler enterprises while it was a cambias holding . you were supposed to surrender it to my father when he reacquired the company . zach : since when are you running errands for your daddy ? j.r. : since my father 's in geneva , closing a deal . zach : geneva ? really ? i heard he was on the other side of town in a padded cell . [ scene_break ] adam : no , i 'm not going to let you do this , dixie . you 're not going to drive me crazy . dixie : that 's not a `` drive , `` adam , that 's a short putt . adam : go to hell . dixie : that is exactly where you 're going if you do n't tell tad where kate is . [ adam chuckles ] dixie : your soul is on the line , adam . adam : fine , right . it 's yours , then , take it . go ahead , take it . just -- would you leave me in dixie : you would risk eternal damnation just to punish tad ? adam : no , i 'm doing it to spite you . dixie : the moment is here , adam . you can not put it off any longer . something terrible is about to happen . adam : right ! enough with your dire predictions . you 're threatening disasters ? fine . let 's see them . come on . bring it on . i ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] angie : i can not believe that i 've come down with conjunctivitis right before the wedding ! jesse : hey , relax . it 's going to be fine . angie : i know , i know . i think the drops will clear it up by tomorrow . hopefully . jesse : yeah , it will . think positive . angie : hey , are you still worried about cassandra ? jesse : uh , she just seemed a little more than off to me . it 's just me . i 'm not going to press it . angie : well , honey , she might also be a little tired , like myself , from all our wedding plans . hey , so , are you ready for me to make an honest man out of you ? jesse : i 've been ready for years . [ jesse growls ] angie : yeah , you better not kiss me . i do n't want to give you what i got . jesse : oh , give me what you got . [ knock on door ] angie : who could that be ? frankie : hey . is mom here ? jesse : she 's right behind me . did you bring her surprise ? angie : what surprise ? greg : just an old friend . angie : oh . oh , my god ! greg . greg ! greg : hey , angie . angie : oh ! [ angie laughs ] angie : oh . i do n't -- welcome back . oh , my god , greg ! [ scene_break ] alan : surprised you 're still in town , rob . thought you would have cleared out by now . robert : well , as it turns out , pine valley really suits me , and i have family here , and now that that papel investigation 's over , it just seemed like the right time to retire . alan : well , unfortunately , we 're going to need you to clear up some things about papel for the bureau . robert : i put everything i know in that report . alan : well -- there were some discrepancies . we think you might have shot the wrong man . [ scene_break ] [ jesse and angie chuckles ] angie : should n't you be in seattle ? greg : yeah , well , when jesse called -- i mean , first , they had to pick me up off the floor . and , then , when he said you two were tying the knot again , i , um , i had to get on a plane . angie : oh , greg , i 'm so glad you came . greg : yeah . jess , um -- this is -- amazing . jesse : talk about it . it 's so good to see you again . greg : `` good `` ? `` good `` ? this is this is like a dream come true . come here , man ! [ jesse and greg laugh ] greg : oh , and frankie ! oh , my god . look -- i mean , look at you ! you 're just so you 're all big now ! frankie : yeah , it 's been a long time . greg : i was there when you were born , dude . jesse : sure was . angie : you know , there 's only one thing that would make this moment more precious . greg : yeah . yeah , jenny would have loved this . [ scene_break ] tad : so , you feel like talking about it ? aidan : no . tad : do it anyway . aidan : turns out that greenlee does n't want me to be the father of her children . [ scene_break ] julia : and my visa is already approved , and i can be in perth in a week . i 'm looking forward to joining the clinic , too . thanks , mr. cyrus . jake : is that perth , pennsylvania , or perth , australia ? because that would be a hell of a commute . julia : hmm . jake . how are you ? you 're looking like you feel better . jake : i am , thank you . so , are you getting a new job ? is that what 's going on ? because you 're going to break my father 's heart . julia : i know . joe 's always been so supportive of me , too . what about you ? i thought you were going back to africa . jake : um , things do n't always work out as -- as you plan . [ scene_break ] tad : i did n't even know you wanted kids . aidan : well , not now , today , but , you know , eventually i want them . tad : and greenlee does n't -- like , forever ? aidan : that 's what she said . tad : oh , well , there you go . lord knows , women never change their mind about stuff like that . aidan : you were n't there , tad . `` never `` meant `` never . `` tad : well , i 'm surprised . aidan : yeah . same here . but i think the world knows that she was ready to move heaven and earth to have ryan 's children . tad : no , wait a minute . this is n't some kind of measuring contest , is it ? aidan : no . i 'm just rethinking my future with greenlee . [ scene_break ] babe : are you sure about this , greenlee ? not having children is a big decision . greenlee : yes , i am . amanda : personally , i think it 's great that you want to live the romantic life with your man , instead of popping out rug rats . there are enough bad mothers in the world . greenlee : ai n't that the truth ? amanda : many ca n't be around sharp objects . babe : well , i think janet really loved you , amanda . amanda : she blew up a house full of people for me . thanks , mom . greenlee : well , my mom would have been a nun if it was n't for pool boys and gardeners . oh , let me not forget , um , all the other men on earth , half of whom she slept with . amanda : her mom 's erica kane . kendall : who i happen to love and admire . greenlee : and who 's also in jail . we 've hit the mother lode , have n't we , ladies ? babe : hey , i like my mom . amanda : shut up , babe , you 're ruining our theme . kendall : ok , listen , please . the fact is we do n't know what kind of mother we would be until we actually have a child . i thought i 'd be a disaster . greenlee : can you imagine what you would have been like if erica actually raised you ? kendall : stop it . stop , please . greenlee : sorry . old habits . babe : listen , greenlee , i 'm just saying you need to keep your options open . greenlee : you know , i do n't want that life anymore . i mean , i thought that i did , but i do n't . and besides , it does n't even matter , because when i told aidan that i did n't want kids , he bolted . kendall : i 'm sure aidan just needs a little bit of time to think . greenlee : enough about my romantic train wreck . let 's talk about someone else 's drama , shall we ? babe ? babe : why me ? amanda : maybe because you have your own bizarre love triangle . greenlee : who is it this week ? richie novak or j.r. ? babe : actually , it turns out i was wrong about both of them . especially j.r . [ scene_break ] zach : did you really think i would n't find out if one of my chief competitors is in the loony bin ? j.r. : i need those numbers , slater . zach : now , word on the street is you 're doing a really nice job with chandler , that the board of directors wants to keep you on on a more permanent basis . j.r. : hmm . what , do you have a spy on my board now ? zach : who 's to say ? j.r. : i 'm not leaving here without those reports . zach : ok . but it 's going to cost you . [ scene_break ] dixie : you can not beat fate , adam . you can only control your own actions . adam : tad took my life . the two of you took j.r. away from me when martin was still a boy . and then he helped liza run away with colby . now he has my krystal . dixie : do you realize that you are only thinking of yourself ? you need to understand the pain and suffering that is coming . adam : come on , come on . i can take whatever your universe throws at me . dixie : well , what if it 's not you that has to take it ? what if the punishment comes to someone you love instead ? adam : are you threatening my family ? dixie : i 'm not threatening anyone . i 'm simply trying to guide you to a decision to help you do the right thing . adam : what good is all this otherworldly power if you ca n't -- you 're still as ineffectual as you were when you walked among the living . dixie : what is about to happen can only change if you do the right thing . if you do n't , others will suffer . adam : you wait a minute . come back here . come back here ! i want to know who 's going to suffer . dixie : the ones you love the most . stuart : adam ? [ scene_break ] angie : greg nelson , this is my daughter , cassandra foster . greg : it 's so nice to meet you . cassandra : same here . no , this is really , really crazy . i just saw a picture of you somewhere . greg : sorry ? where ? cassandra : you guys ' hair was a little different , and the clothes were kind of retro , but -- [ angie laughs ] jesse : oh , my gosh . check us out . cassandra : is that your girlfriend ? she 's beautiful . greg : actually , she was my wife . angie : i told you about jenny . she was tad 's sister and jesse 's best friend . jesse : yeah , she was one of a kind . you know , we spent the whole summer in new york once . cassandra : really ? jesse : mm - hmm . hell 's kitchen . hot as hell , too . you could practically fry an egg on the fire escape . unbelievable . frankie : where were you during all this , mom ? angie : uh , that 's a long story . greg : yeah , your mom and i were waiting here for jesse and jenny to come home . i loved her so much . jesse : we all did . angie : jenny and greg had one of the great love stories this town has ever seen . frankie : even bigger than you and dad ? jesse : oh , i do n't know about all of that . greg : we were good friends . the best . cassandra : so , why did n't jenny come home with you for the wedding ? greg : she passed away a long time ago . cassandra : oh . i 'm sorry . greg : no , that 's ok . cassandra : i should have realized . greg : it 's ok . jesse : i miss that girl so much . greg : me , too . but for today , i 'm just going to be happy that i have her best friend back . angie : listen , let 's get our things , because there is something the three of us need to do together . jesse : well , when she cracks a whip , we scurry on . greg : see you two later ? frankie : oh , you bet . cassandra : see you . jesse : seen my keys ? where are my keys ? oh , i got them . they 're in my pocket . [ frankie laughs ] frankie : oh , man , i 'm going to get our stuff together so we can head over and check in to the hotel . my dad got us a room so we can get ready in the morning . cassandra : cool . ok , my dress is in my garment bag in the closet . thanks , filbert . frankie : yes , madame . [ cassandra and frankie laugh ] [ scene_break ] robert : there must be some mistake . papel is dead . alan : well , that 's what we thought , too , rob , but things just are n't adding up the way that they should , you know , between the bank accounts and the paper trail . we just -- we need you to come down and help us figure this out . robert : ok , i 'll tell you what . i 'm going to head over to the bureau in a couple of days and we will just clear this all up , all right ? alan : i 'm sorry , rob , but i need you to come with me now . robert : i ca n't leave town just right now . i have a very special event i have to attend . alan : well , this ca n't wait . orders . robert : you 're just insistent , are n't you ? alan : i 'm afraid so . robert : all right . let me get my bag . alan ? [ scene_break ] greg : it 's been so long since i 've been here . angie : it 's where we need to be . jesse : what 's up , kid ? it 's me . guess who 's here . we 're all here . me , angie , and greg . together again . the only one missing is you . [ scene_break ] julia : there she is . jake : what a cutie . julia : mm - hmm . i love kathy more than i ever thought possible . [ scene_break ] aidan : i have to decide whether it is the kind of life that i want . you know ? a life without kids . tad : that 's a big decision . i understand . i feel for you . but you just keep in mind one thing . she 's already made her choice . she has your ring on her finger . now it 's your turn . you got to decide what 's more important to you . a future with kids you have n't met yet or a future with the woman you love . aidan : incoming . tad : it 's about time . where 'd you go ? milwaukee ? aidan : this is your glass . oh , look at you , cranky pants . he gets very cranky when he does n't have his drink . tad : i 'll have you know my dear friend here is in desperate need of some attitude adjustment . jake : oh , really ? well , this should help . here , let me pour . a little napkin action here . oh , yeah ! tad : oh ! kyle : here you go . jake : thank you . oh . i think colin made a bit of a mess . want to make a toast ? tad : oh , yeah , definitely . the quickest way to get drunk -- and his name 's kyle , by the way -- jake : what did i say ? ted : colin . jake : no , i did n't . i know his name . tad : no , really ? aidan : let 's drink . tad : ok , um -- to the beautiful creatures who make our lives so complex . jake : salud . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , you actually clocked a hooker for messing with your man ? babe : j.r. is not my man , ok ? amanda : hmm , but you are starting to care about him again ? babe : well , of course , i care about him . he 's little a 's daddy . i just felt really bad about accusing him of messing up . kendall : why ? j.r. is the king of lies . babe : not this time . babe : richie set him up . he kidnapped him and drugged him . kendall : what ? well , this is the last thing annie needs to deal with , with her brother doing stuff like this . babe : well , i have n't told her . greenlee : well , what are you going to do about richie ? babe : oh , that 's easy . i 'm going to get even . [ scene_break ] j.r. : forget it , slater . they 're not worth that much to me . zach : not about money . i want your help . i want to find out who it was who ran me down in your car . j.r. : where did that come from ? zach : never went away . and i ca n't imagine it did for you , either , because whoever it was set you up to take the fall . j.r. : i was blackout drunk that night , slater . someone stole my car . zach : i know that . any thoughts ? j.r. : well , suppose i had an idea who ? i might even share it with you . but it will cost you . zach : spoken like a true chandler . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : well , in that case , i 'll take it as a compliment . zach : oh , it is , it is . i think it 's time for you to step out of your daddy 's shadow . stop being a junior , junior . [ scene_break ] adam : she was here , stuart . stuart : dixie again ? adam : yeah . she threatened me . said people i love could get hurt . stuart : that does n't sound like dixie . adam : but who could she mean ? skye ? hayley ? j.r. ? colby ? stuart : maybe you should just sit down . adam : or maybe you . no , i ca n't let this happen . i 've got to find a way to stop her ! stuart : no , no , you stop , adam . stop ! [ scene_break ] angie : i 've been blessed with a miracle , jenny , the best kind . my jesse came back to me , and we 're getting married again . jesse : and your boy greg is going to help us celebrate . wow , i miss you so much , especially that beautiful smile of yours . angie : and the way you laughed . [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : i remember that time we spent in new york -- that summer in the city . jenny : just having you here with me , that 's plenty enough for me . before you got here , i did n't know what i was going to do . i was just -- i was just unbelievable . at least now i feel like a person . angie : you were such a good friend to us both back then . greg : hey , jenny . it 's been a long time . i 'm sorry about that . you know , i still remember the way you looked on the first day we met . hey , my name 's greg . jenny : yeah , i know . you 're greg nelson . you 're running for class president . greg : boy , did i fall -- i fell so hard for you that day and i just kept falling for you all year long . but sometimes , it just seemed like the whole world was against us . enid : that girl is little better than a common -- greg : mom , you have no right to say that about jenny ! jenny ! the letter that you wrote me telling me how you feel , jenny -- i did n't get that letter until today . jenny : what ? greg : they kept it from me . my mother , amanda , and that jerk out there that you almost married ! jenny , i -- i never stopped loving you . priest : give her the ring . greg : i give you this ring as a symbol of my vow and with all that i am and all that i have , i honor you in the name of god . greg : i meant it , jenny . i never stopped loving you . [ greg sobs ] greg : and i never will . [ scene_break ] [ frankie hums ] frankie : you ready ? cassandra : for what ? frankie : to head to the casino . cassandra : the wedding 's not till tomorrow . frankie : we talked about this , remember ? my dad got us a room so that we could get ready in the morning . cassandra : right . yes . let me pack my journal . frankie : do you have to lug that backpack everywhere you go ? cassandra : it has my makeup and beauty mask . i need it to sleep . [ frankie sighs ] frankie : fine . let 's go . robert : well , if everything goes as planned , by tomorrow , i 'll have my prize . [ in his apartment , robert seals the chest with the agent inside and leaves ] [ scene_break ] greg : i miss you , jenny . i 'm so grateful to have jesse back , but a part of me ca n't help wishing that we could have our own miracle , because this world 's a better place with you in it . i 'll see you again . i 'll see you again someday . [ greg kisses his finger then touches the tombstone that reads : jennifer gardner nelson , forever our sweet jenny , january 20 , 1964 - august 13 , 1984 ) [ scene_break ] adam : i know what you 're thinking , but i have n't lost my mind . dixie was here . stuart : yeah , i believe you . adam : you do ? stuart : yeah . but i 'm not sure the doctor will -- the doctor that 's going to examine you tomorrow -- tomorrow morning . and if you act normal , you know , and tell him that you 're not going to hurt yourself , then he 'll let you come home . adam : god , i want to get out of here . stuart : yeah , i know you do . when you get home , well , maybe i could talk to dixie again , ask her to stop haunting you for a while . adam : god knows she wo n't listen to me . i 'm sorry if i scared you . stuart : no , do n't be sorry . you just come home to where you belong . [ stuart leaves ] dixie : this is my last warning . the only way to protect the people you love is to do what 's right . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , i am quite surprised , slater . i did n't realize you thought so highly of me . zach : oh , i always knew you had potential . it 's good to be the boss . it makes everything seem possible . j.r. : mm - hmm . i want those reports on my desk by midnight or you will be hearing from our attorneys . zach : think about what i said , junior . we have a common enemy . together , we can take him down . [ scene_break ] jesse : all right . angie : cassandra ? jesse and angie : frankie ? jesse : oh , you know what ? they 're probably on their way to the hotel already . greg said he 's going to meet them there . angie : baby , i am so happy that you called him . jesse : are you kidding me ? he was such a huge part of our past . there 's no reason he should n't be a big part of our future , you know ? angie : and jenny will always be with us , too , in our hearts . jesse : oh , ho - ho . look at this . angie : what 's that ? oh , oh . look what she did . that 's beautiful . jesse : she is really good . angie : oh , jesse , greg is here , our children are standing up for us . i am so happy . jesse : me , too , baby . move over , let me get in that happy tub with you . [ angie chuckles ] [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : oh . angie : well , listen . we better get going , check into the hotel . jesse : yeah . you know what ? i 'm going to drive you over . i think i 'm going to stay here tonight . angie : you sure ? jesse : yeah , yeah . a few things i 've got to take care of . angie : ok . all right , well , listen . i 'm going to go get my bag , and i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the comeback ] kyle : there you go . jake : oh , thank you . because i was -- thank you . tad : come on . one more time . to women -- ca n't live with them , ca n't kill them . aidan : does n't mean we ca n't try , though , does it ? tad : you try . personally , i have a lot of fun pandering to the fairer sex . jake : ooh , look at this , it 's 2008 and tad the cad is still alive . tad : do n't help . that 's very attractive . have n't you got lives to save ? jake : i 'm just saying that that 's the way you 're going to be remembered . tad : are you really sure you want to stick around ? aidan : no , but listen . when it really comes down to it , are women worth the trouble that they put us through ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : if this thing falls apart with aidan , i 'm done with men for good . kendall : yeah , right . babe : that is never going to happen . amanda : uh , paging greenlee 's next hottie . greenlee : no , i mean it . are they really worth the effort ? one day they want you , the next they do n't . [ scene_break ] aidan : they say things they do n't mean . [ scene_break ] greenlee : they leave the toilet seat up . [ scene_break ] aidan : and they get lipstick on your toothbrush . [ scene_break ] greenlee : or wear the same socks two days in a row . eh . [ scene_break ] aidan : and there 's always a schedule . i mean , they ca n't just let you watch the game . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there 's so many cables coming out of the back of my tv , it looks like something from `` the matrix . `` [ scene_break ] aidan : it 's not worth it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : where is the upside ? amanda : i can think of one . greenlee : life is about more than sex . [ scene_break ] tad : [ australian accent ] are you sure you can live without this relationship ? [ scene_break ] babe : are you ready to live the rest of your life without aidan ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i mean , i have a choice . [ scene_break ] aidan : besides , there are worse things than breaking up . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 've got great friends , a thriving business , kick - ass shoe collection . my life is good with or without aidan . [ scene_break ] aidan : no matter what happens between me and greenlee , i 'm still damn lucky . [ scene_break ] greenlee : where 's the guacamole ? i 'll go see what 's holding it up . [ scene_break ] aidan : we need another pitcher . i 'm going to go find kyle . singer : the differences between the distances we feel and all we really need [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] aidan 's voice : this is devane . leave a message , and i 'll get back to you . [ beep ] [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] greenlee 's voice : hi , it 's greenlee . i 'm not here , but i ca n't wait to call you back . [ beep ] singer : is understanding [ scene_break ] j.r. : what is taking so long ? he 's been in there with the doctor for over an hour . dad ? adam : i 'm going to keep you all safe , home where you belong . j.r. : come on . [ scene_break ] kendall : hmm . good morning . zach : i agree . kendall : were you watching me sleep ? zach : i was . kendall : why ? zach : because i love you . kendall : i love you , too . very much . zach : yeah ? kendall : yeah , i do . [ scene_break ] [ aidan and greenlee begin a new day at their respective homes , sad that there is no message on their phones from the other . ] [ scene_break ] [ cassandra screeches as she admires her new dress . her stuffed elephant is in her backpack . ] [ scene_break ] [ people cheer in the casino while rob gambles ] robert : baby , i got it good . oh , that was a good one . i know how to do that . i 've played -- i 've played this game before . you can just tell . let 's try it again . give me those dice . there we go , there we go . i 'm a little crazy . you have to excuse me . you 're awful cute . here we go . and one more time . yes , ma'am ! yes , ma'am ! i got it ! yeah ! oh , baby ! [ scene_break ] [ jake stares at an old wedding photo of tad and dixie , then fingers the ring on a chain around his neck . ] [ scene_break ] tad : yeah . come on . come on . [ dixie helps tad put on his cufflinks ] tad : hmm . [ scene_break ] angie : thank you . [ angie admires a bouquet of yellow flowers she just received ] [ scene_break ] jesse : yeah . [ jesse chuckles as he lays out his suit and admires the wedding ring ] jesse : nice . jesse : this is it , baby . [ scene_break ] [ angie chuckles ] angie : my wedding day . [ next_on ] tad : it 's going to be a great day . dixie : no , it 's not , tad . jack ( to greenlee ) : aidan and kendall betrayed you . oh , sweetheart , i am so , so sorry . jesse : i ca n't believe you made it . ne - yo : i 'm singing for your lady .
at the comeback , tad tells jake that when he visited adam in the psychiatric hospital , he was calling out for dixie . kendall takes greenlee out for a night on the town . greenlee is reluctant to celebrate considering her disagreement with aidan over having children . zach is in his office at cambias industries when j.r. comes storming in and demands the documents that he had promised to adam . although j.r. says that adam is in geneva on business , zach knows he 's in a psychiatric hospital . dixie orders adam to tell tad about kate before something terrible happens . she encourages him to do the right thing before someone he loves suffers . adam demands to know who will suffer . stuart visits adam in oak haven and advises him to play sane when he sees the doctor so he can get home . frankie surprises angie with a visitor , their old friend greg nelson . greg is introduced to cassandra . greg , angie , jesse , frankie and cassandra reminisce about the past and about jenny . agent cristol informs robert that he might have shot the wrong man . when the agent wants to take him to the bureau for questioning , rob knocks him out and locks him into a chest . tad meets up with aidan , who tells him that since greenlee does n't want to have children with him , he is re - thinking his future with her . julia and jake have a chat at the bar in which she questions him about his leaving town . greenlee , babe , amanda , and kendall share drinks and small talk about their mothers .
opal : tad , can you feel my hand ? jake : you 're going to be ok , pal . you just need to speak to us . can you do that ? can you ? [ tad laughs then moans in pain ] jake : he 's going to live , i think . tad : yeah . is that all right with you ? you look like you 've been to a funeral . am i supposed to be the body ? is that it ? jesse : you came pretty damn close , tad . you took a bullet to the brain . tad : is it still in there ? angie : no , sweetheart . they got it out . tad : oh , they got that . angie : how do you feel ? tad : i 've got a mother of a headache , but considering , you know , i feel pretty good . tell the truth . when they went in , did they find a brain in there ? [ scene_break ] david : zach did an extraordinary thing tonight . adam 's payback was long overdue . kendall : you do n't give a damn about zach . you 're just glad that you do n't have to go down for murder . you and a long line of people wanted adam gone . david : that may very well be true , but it still does n't explain why zach turned himself in . he confessed . [ scene_break ] man : your lawyer 's here . zach : i did n't ask for a lawyer . liza : well , i came anyway . zach : you 're a gambler , and a lawyer , and you 've got other stuff up your sleeve , but i really do n't have time for your games right now . liza : i 'm a lawyer . you can check with bar association , if you 'd like . zach : i ca n't . i do n't know your name . liza : right . i 'm liza -- liza colby . [ scene_break ] scott : what 's this doing here ? colby : what 's in there ? scott : it 's one of my dad 's sweaters , some pants , a shirt . this is all my dad 's stuff . but why would he leave this here ? [ scene_break ] annie : ryan , it 's me . i do n't want you to worry about emma . she 's safe , and with me , but there 's something going on . [ gunshots and screams ] ryan : they were still in that house . [ ryan grabs a hold of aidan ] ryan : you son of a bitch ! you helped annie take my girl . aidan : hey , ryan , it was n't like that . ryan : where the hell is my daughter , aidan ? aidan : i 've been trying to look for her . [ scene_break ] annie : come on , we 've got to get up . ready ? one - two - three -- big girl . emma : i 'm sleepy . annie : i know , sweetie . we can take a nap when we get to where we 're going , ok ? come on . good girl . adam : please , please , do n't go . do n't leave me here alone . [ scene_break ] j.r. : that 's not my dad . look , erica . erica : oh , my god . it 's stuart . [ scene_break ] dr. steele : who is the president of the united states ? tad : franklin delano roosevelt . dr. steele : i need you to concentrate . tad : my god , if the bullet did n't kill me , you 're going to kill me . barack obama . wife , michelle . daughters , malia , sasha . and they got that messed up little dog with a white foot . now can i have my pilot 's license , please ? dr. steele : what year is it ? tad : 2009 . speaking of which , i 've got one for you . how many wall street executives does it take to change a light bulb ? dr. steele : how many ? tad : two . one to fire the company , the other to ask for a whole mess of bailout money from tarp . [ opal laughs ] dr. steele : you 're a funny guy . are you always this funny ? tad : are you ? dr. steele : i will leave you to your audience . tad : y'all come back now . bring some of them gloves . how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb ? jake : i do n't know . how many ? tad : one , but the bulb 's really got to want to change . hello , hello ? is this thing on , seriously ? jake : stop it , stop it . tad : can you hear me ? jesse : tad , tad , do you remember anything about what happened earlier tonight ? tad : i do n't know . does it involve light bulbs ? jesse : there was chaos over at the chandler mansion . tad : yeah , there always is . jesse : adam got shot . he did n't survive . the power was out . i thought you were the perp , and i 'm responsible for the bullet in your head . tad : i need a judge 's ruling on this one . my best friend put a bullet in my head ? jake : mmm . tad : well , that 's it , sugar , i 'm never going hunting with you again . jesse : we do n't hunt , thaddeus . tad : yeah , that 's kind of the point . [ scene_break ] kendall : ian is zach 's entire life . and when we thought ian was gone , zach 's life was over . that 's why he confessed . david : kind of like a suicide mission without the actual death . kendall : zach does n't belong in prison . he was out of his mind with grief . david : it 's obvious you 're still emotionally attached . kendall : zach is ian 's father , which means we 're connected for life , and zach sacrificed everything tonight for ian , for me -- david : i 'm sorry . i do n't understand . what did zach sacrifice for you ? [ scene_break ] zach : liza colby . so you 're the former mrs. adam chandler ? liza : yeah , the ex before last . zach : and colby 's mother . i 'm sorry -- she 's got to be distraught right now , although i 've got to say , you seem to be taking it quite well . liza : well , that 's because i 've had the full adam chandler experience . that man 's been dead to me for years . zach : i 've heard some interesting things about you . liza : interesting -- well , that 's a kiss of death . zach : or -- i do n't know , intriguing . full of surprises , like this little charade there . i 'm sure there 's a reason for it . liza : the usual reason . zach : not the usual . no , because i was with you less than a month ago . liza : so , i heard about the murder . i heard about your arrest . i drove straight here . zach : ok . why are you really here , liza colby ? liza : i 'm your legal representation . zach : i do n't want legal representation . i pled guilty . i 've confessed . liza : right , which means you not only need legal representation , but you need someone with amazing finesse . zach : mm - hmm , i do . that 's why i 'm going to do it myself . liza : or , i could plead you out on lesser charges and chop years off your sentence . zach : that 's nice . thank you for caring , or pretending to care , but i 'm not concerned how long they 're going to put me away for . liza : which means you 're just not thinking straight . you 're so determined to just self - destruct , you 're not thinking about your boys . how destroyed do you think they 're going to be when you disappear forever ? zach : my boys are going to be in loving hands . liza : well , that 's good , but it 's not the full nine . look , single motherhood is rough . believe me , i know . zach : well , their mother wo n't be single for long . liza : oh , so kendall found a new man , huh ? well , i saw her picture at your house , remember ? zach : and who is she to you , and you to her ? are you friends , enemies , something in between -- what ? liza : i 've worked with kendall long enough to make an educated guess . let me guess -- she 's gone back to her old flame , ryan -- ryan lavery ? am i right ? [ scene_break ] ryan : tell me where annie has taken emma . aidan : i do n't know . ryan : tell me where they are , aidan . aidan : ryan , she was meant to stay in the maldives , all right ? coming back here was not part of the plan . she just turned up by surprise . ryan : and you covered for annie again , and you let her snatch my kid , aidan . aidan : i thought i could keep her under control . ryan : well , then you 're as crazy as she is , maybe even more . aidan : listen , she was hiding out in the cellar . ryan : the cellar ? what are you talking about ? in this building ? here ? aidan : i tried to stop her from going after emma . things got heated . i fell down the stairs , and she tied me up . ryan : do you see now how crazy she is ? i hope you understand . now where has she taken emma ? aidan : i tracked them to the chandler 's , but then i lost them . but she ca n't go far . she ca n't leave the country , because i 've got her passport right here . ryan : she called here , and she left a voicemail from the chandler 's . maybe she 's still there with emma . maybe that 's where she is . aidan : ryan , all hell has broken loose over there . ryan : i know that . i understand that . i 'm going there , and do n't try and stop me . aidan : no , listen . you could do something stupid . you 're in a rage . ryan : she 's got my daughter . do you understand ? i will do whatever i have to do to protect her . [ scene_break ] adam : where am i ? annie : this is your attic . have n't you been up here before ? adam : yes . yeah , of course . i just -- why am i here ? why are you here ? annie : do n't you remember ? adam : i 'm having some memory issues lately . annie : sweetie -- oh , look , you left your stuffed animal . why do n't you go play with him for a second while i talk to mr. chandler , ok ? emma and little adam had a play date , and i came to pick emma up . the power was out , and somebody fired a gun . i bumped into you downstairs . you seemed very out of it . adam : yes , i vaguely remember the blast . annie : well , it was dark , and it was scary , so i brought us all up here . you still seemed pretty out of it , so i gave you your pills , and you fell asleep . but after you fell asleep , there were more shots , and there were sirens . and police have been going in and out of the house , and two of them passed by underneath us , and i heard them say that somebody was killed . [ scene_break ] colby : uncle stuart leaves things here all the time . scott : my dad never called me back . he still does n't know about adam . it will destroy him . colby : uncle stuart 's the only one in the world who totally gets -- got my father . [ scene_break ] j.r. : poor uncle stuart . he was the kindest , gentlest man in the world . he would never hurt a soul . who would do such a sick thing ? erica : no one . no one . this was a hideous mistake . whoever did the shooting -- the killer -- the killer thought it was your father . [ scene_break ] adam : you have no idea who was killed ? annie : no . like i said , we stayed out of sight . is anything coming back to you ? adam : well , people -- people yelling , people raging -- i just -- it 's such a blur . i 'm having the damnedest time just trying to -- got to wake up ! i feel like i 'm still in a fog . annie : well , i 'm sure you 'll be fine , adam . we really have to go . adam : wait , i 'm going with you . annie : look , no . we really have to go , adam . adam : just let me gather my wits . i promise i wo n't slow you down . [ scene_break ] ryan : hi . i 'm ryan lavery . natalia : yes , i know . natalia fowler . ryan : yes , jesse 's daughter . i 've seen you around . look , is your father here ? natalia : no . ryan : i need to search the house . natalia : this is a crime scene . ryan : more than one crime has happened here , ok ? my ex - wife kidnapped my daughter , and i strongly believe that she 's got her hidden here someplace . natalia : ok , but the house has already been checked . ryan : does annie lavery -- the name annie lavery ring a bell to you ? natalia : i know the case , yes . ryan : well , then you also know that she should be locked up in a hospital for the criminally insane , not dragging my daughter around a crime scene . i need to search the house . please . natalia : well , i need to check that with the chief . ryan : i do n't have time for that , ok ? i do n't have time for you to go to your father right now . if annie gets emma out of the country , i will never see my daughter again , ever . natalia : all right , come on . we can start upstairs . ryan : all right , thank you . [ scene_break ] liza : yeah , kendall and ryan -- those two have been on again , off again , but they were never really over . zach : why do n't we let them go for the time being ? how about that ? liza : yeah . let 's not talk about them . let 's talk about my impending motherhood . zach : mm - hmm ? now , i 'm not a doctor , but i am no more pregnant than you are . liza : right , so all i can do is ask for your discretion . zach : who are you trying to con ? liza : i am having a baby . i 'm just not carrying it personally . zach : i think we 've covered that . why are you pretending ? liza : to protect a child . listen , you are obviously a father that will do anything to make sure that his children are safe , so this baby 's future depends on whether or not you keep my secret . zach : what secret ? liza : you 're a good man , zach slater . so when you decide to fight for your future instead of throwing it away , then give me a call . i 'll represent you gratis . zach : i do n't need handouts . liza : it 's not a handout . it 's a gift of thanks . or i 'll bill you senseless -- whatever works for you . just give me a call . zach : i doubt it . liza : well , then , just keep the card just in case . zach : colby lost her father tonight . i 'm truly sorry about that . liza : do n't be . adam was a miserable parent . but you , on the other hand -- i have a feeling you 're irreplaceable . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm just confused , that 's all . i just do n't see what zach sacrificed for you tonight . kendall : that 's not what i said . david : no , that 's what you said . kendall : ok . all right , david , why are you harassing me with these ridiculous questions ? what difference does any of this make ? david : the truth can be very interesting -- even useful at times . for some reason you seem to be dancing around it . now , i have to tell you , in all honesty , it just makes me wonder why . kendall : what do you want from me ? i 'm exhausted , and adam 's greed almost cost me my son . adam deserved to be executed . no one should pay for killing that man . erica : and no one will . david : you say that with such certainty . what do you know ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] colby : j.r. ? j.r. : are you ok ? colby : sort of numb . j.r. : is scott with you ? colby : he went to the gatehouse to tell stuart . i guess stuart 's taking it hard . j.r. : scott 's not going to find stuart at the gatehouse . colby : how do you know ? [ scene_break ] [ tad laughs ] tad : how many cavemen does it take to change a light bulb ? none . caves do n't have electricity . my god , this is a tough room . jesse : is it normal for him to be acting this weird ? angie : there really is no such thing as the norm . tad : yeah , there is . there 's a norm . trust me . he 's real . i know him . he 's just been having a tough time with cutbacks , and so he canceled , and i 'm all that 's left . [ opal laughs ] tad : hey . there he is . j.r. : you 're awake . you seem happy . tad : yeah , if i were you , i would n't stick around here too long . it 's not exactly contagious . angie : j.r. , i 'm so sorry for your loss . j.r. : thank you . can i speak with you for a minute ? tad : hey , come on . you just got here . what am i , chopped liver ? j.r. : i 'll be back . you seem ok . tad : ok ? just ok ? have you read my review ? knock , knock . come on -- knock , knock . j.r. : who 's there ? tad : ask . j.r. : ask who ? tad : cover your nose when you sneeze . [ opal laughs ] tad : see what i did there ? come on , you used to love that when you were little . you whip it out on a kid , you 'll see . oh , not exactly a fan of my act . jake : it 's been a pretty tough night for j.r . opal : but just seeing you smile warms my heart . just glad to know you still got it , even in all this mess . [ scene_break ] jesse : what do you mean that 's not your father 's body in the morgue ? who else could it -- oh , my god . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings at the police station ] zach 's voice : dear ian , i knew you were a champion the first time i held you and your heart beat next to mine . you were tiny and fragile , but i felt your courage . i promised i 'd never leave you , that i 'd see you through every stage . i 'd cheer you on from the bleachers , take you to hockey games . i wo n't be able to keep that promise , and it pains me more than i can say . you are the world to me . you 're strong and loving , and you 'll grow to be a magnificent man . you 've got to trust your mom . she loves you like mad , and now and then , she may make you crazy , but she 'll fight for you like a tiger . she will always be by your side . [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's stuart . poor , sweet stuart . erica : i know . david : if adam is n't dead , where the hell is the son of a bitch ? erica : what difference does it make to you , david ? do you plan to hunt him down and kill him properly ? [ david sighs ] erica : honey , someone 's going to have to break this to zach . kendall : this is a tragedy . erica : it absolutely is . [ scene_break ] tad : how many bats does it take to change a light bulb ? none . they only see in the dark . bats only see in the -- that 's ok . we 'll cover bats when i get home , honey . just do me a favor , just brush your teeth before you get ready for bed , ok ? i love you , kathy . what happened to my -- oh , here they are -- my favorite pallbearers . boy , you should -- you two should go on the road , because you 're amazing . when you left here , you were ok , and now it 's this again . it 's like , who ran over your dog ? angie : we have some very bad news . jake : the body in the morgue is not adam 's . it 's stuart . it 's stuart who was murdered . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . have you seen my dad ? he 's not picking up his cell . i ca n't find him anywhere . colby : um , scott -- scott : marian is out of the country , so he 's not with her . i checked at the gallery . he 's not there . where could he be ? colby : scott , j.r. wants you to meet him at the hospital . scott : why ? colby : i 'm just supposed to tell you to go . scott : well , is he still at the morgue ? colby : that 's where he wants to meet . scott : j.r. 's at the morgue ? you 're sure ? colby : yes . scott : something 's not right here . [ scene_break ] ryan : what ? natalia : no sign of them . ryan : i 've got nothing , either . nothing in the west wing at all . nothing . natalia : maybe your hunch was wrong . ryan : no , it 's more than a hunch . this place is riddled with tunnels . natalia : well , i 'm pretty sure we checked them all out . ryan : only the ones they can find . natalia : i ca n't believe nobody caught this . [ scene_break ] adam : as soon as the coast is clear , we 'll make a break for the terrace doors . annie : why are you running from your own estate , and why are you helping me ? adam : you helped me when i was incapacitated . you saved my life , for all i know . adam 's voice : come on , do it . shoot it . shoot me . adam : shoot me ! pull the trigger ! [ gun clicks ] j.r. : one in the chamber , eight in the clip . adam : they wanted me dead . annie : who ? adam : my ex - wife and my son , and some others . [ scene_break ] ryan : what is that ? that 's emma 's this belongs to my daughter . i knew they were in here . this house is insane . it 's got so many places to hide . adam chandler . three pills , twice a day . natalia : adam chandler and your ex - wife were both up here ? at the same time , you think ? ryan : i have no idea . anything is possible , though . they could still be in this house . [ scene_break ] annie : people were pointing guns at you , but here you are . you 're fine . you 're still alive . adam : somebody died here . it 's not my daughter , or my son . the outline is too large . emma : mommy , this is scary . can we go now ? annie : ok . the terrace looks clear . we 're going to make a run for it . adam : no , no . you ca n't leave me now . annie : but we have to go , adam . adam : no , i know why you 're running . you 're supposed to be locked in a facility somewhere . and your daughter 's supposed to be with ryan . annie : no , no , no , you have it all wrong . adam : no , one click of my fingers , and i can make it all go away . i 'd give your life back , your freedom , and your daughter . annie : and what would i have to do for you ? adam : all you have to do is let me go with you , wherever you 're going . please , i just need some time to get my mind clear again . annie : all right , come on . come on , come on . come . [ scene_break ] colby : mom . why are you here ? liza : well , i heard about my dad . colby : nothing 's changed . i did n't need you before . i still do n't need you now . liza : honey , listen , i think that you do . colby : you 're pregnant ? [ scene_break ] tad : i mean it . you 're a great doctor , but a lousy comic . you really suck . that thing about stuart ? that tanked big time . jake : i think you just need to get some sleep . tad : yeah , well , i think you need to get your older brother some pajamas . jake : mm - hmm . tad : because the back of my front is just too happy about the current situation . jake : why is that ? tad : because it 's been about 20 years since i 've mooned somebody . i 'd like to keep it that way . jake : well , we 're all very grateful . [ snaps fingers ] jake : sleep . [ scene_break ] colby : i can see i 've been replaced . liza : no , colby , nobody could ever replace you . colby : who 's the baby daddy ? liza : i got it from a sperm bank . colby : could 've sent me a postcard . `` making you a sibling . wish you were here . `` liza : i tried to reach out to you . you ran , colby . i figured i was i was giving you your space . but i just was hoping you 'd come back to me . colby : right about the space , wrong about coming back . liza : i got a law degree , passed the bar . i 've been building a new life for us , colby . a lovely new life for our family . colby : just leave me out of your family . i 'll stick with the family i 've got . liza : who do you mean ? j.r. ? colby : i still have my father . yeah , my dad 's still alive . you can put the confetti away . uncle stuart 's the one who was shot . liza : who would want to -- who would want to hurt stuart ? oh , mother . oh , my god , does anybody know where she is ? colby : nobody can reach her . she 's out of town . stuart knew where , but -- liza : she must be falling apart . i 've got to find her . colby , i will be back . colby : do me the biggest favor ever and do n't come back , ok ? [ scene_break ] [ david punches away at a hospital tray ] krystal : david , david , what -- what are you doing ? you 're going to crush your hands . what is wrong ? david : adam , the undead chandler . krystal : honey , adam is in the morgue . david : no . krystal : he 's dead and gone . david : the body in the morgue is stuart 's . which means adam is still out there , ready to destroy more lives . this is unbelievable . so many people want to kill him , and the bastard just wo n't die ! [ scene_break ] zach : how 's tad ? jesse : he 'll be fine . so will adam chandler . the body in the morgue with the hole in the back ? it 's his brother , stuart . zach : stupid , stupid , stupid mistake ! jesse : yeah . you do n't make stupid mistakes , zach . smart ones , maybe . not stupid ones . who are you protecting ? kendall ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i still ca n't get over it . why was stuart wearing a jacket and a tie ? he never wears a tie . erica : honey , how did you know what he was wearing ? kendall : i just assumed . erica : you were there . kendall , you have to trust someone . and who can you trust if you do n't trust me ? kendall : ok . i went to the chandler mansion to kill adam . because i -- i thought he murdered my baby boy . erica : i know . kendall : but then zach showed up and took over . it never even occurred to us that it would be stuart . erica : i know . and zach confessed to doing the shooting himself to protect the woman he loves -- the love of his life . kendall : to protect ian 's family , spike and me . erica : all right , listen to me . as painful and as horrible as this is , this could actually work for zach . he could say that the gun went off accidentally . kendall : how would that work ? erica : the power at the mansion was completely out . the place was teeming with people . so zach heard a noise , and it startled him into pulling the trigger . i mean , zach was n't aiming through the parlor doors , or at anything . kendall : how do you know all of these details ? you were there . you were at the mansion , too , were n't you , mom ? you saw every single thing that happened . [ scene_break ] liza : tad . hi . tad : you 've got to be kidding me . is it really you ? liza : yes , it is . i hear the news about adam , and i come rushing for colby . now it 's stuart and you . i can hardly absorb all this chaos . what the hell is going on ? tad : slow down , slow down . congratulations . who 's the father ? liza : donor 19876543 . [ tad laughs ] tad : congratulations , anyway . i 'm sure it was an excellent year . liza : who would want to hurt stuart ? why would anyone want to hurt that dear man ? [ scene_break ] aidan : i thought you were dead . [ scene_break ] scott : why -- why am i here ? where 's -- where 's my dad ? what 's happening ? j.r. : scott , i do n't know how this happened . one minute , i was standing over my father 's body , and the next -- well , i guess i did n't see his face . i guess you did n't , either , or we would n't have made a mistake . scott : what are you saying ? j.r. : we did n't know that uncle stuart was in the house . scott : what ? j.r. : and his clothes , they did n't look like his . we just did n't know . we did n't know . scott : dad . damn it , no . no ! no ! [ scene_break ] liza : i know you must just feel like roadkill right now , but you promised to tell me what was going on . i mean , if you know who killed stuart ? tad : yeah , if you insist . but you 're going to have to lean in . my throat 's shot . liza : oh . tad : i 'm hoarse . liza : yeah , yeah , right here . tad : yeah . [ tad and liza kiss ] [ scene_break ] colby : you say these were in the attic ? natalia : yeah . colby : i guess that 's where my dad hid out during the shooting . ryan : wait a minute . what ? natalia : your dad was the victim , was n't he ? colby : we thought so at first , but when they got to the morgue , the body turned out to be my uncle stuart 's . j.r. : i loved uncle stuart so much . everybody did . scott : everybody wanted your dad dead . it was no secret . he knew . so he used my dad as a decoy . he set him up to take the bullet for him . j.r. : give me a break , scott . my dad 's a jerk , but he loved his brother . he would never set him up . scott : where is your father who loved mine so much ? why is n't he here ? j.r. : that 's a good question . scott : i 'm going to find uncle adam , and i 'm going to make him pay . [ scene_break ] erica : i was in the dining room , and i heard the shot ring out , so i ran to the parlor doors , and i just stood there , frozen . i saw zach standing over the body . when he reached out for the pulse , that 's when i took off . kendall : why did you run ? erica : because i did n't want , in any way , to possibly be able to incriminate zach . [ scene_break ] jesse : you 're protecting somebody , zach slater . i want you to tell me the truth . zach : the truth is , i killed stuart chandler . and if you want my advice , you keep me in jail before i go to prison . because if i get out , adam 's dead . [ scene_break ] david : stuart takes a bullet , and adam gets away clean . krystal : no . when adam finds out stuart is dead , adam 's life will be over , too . [ scene_break ] aidan : i saw your body . your son and daughter were upset . an ambulance took your body away . adam : it was n't my body . ca n't you tell ? it was somebody else . somebody ... oh , my -- stuart . stuart . oh ! [ adam clutches his left arm in pain ] annie : oh , my god . oh , my god . adam ?
at the hospital , tad 's family stands vigil by his bedside , waiting for some sign that tad is going to be all right . they are quite taken aback when tad 's begins to laugh at them and begins to tell jokes . david and kendall stand at ian 's bedside and discuss how zach killed adam . liza walks into zach 's interrogation and declares that she will be his new lawyer . ryan listens to a message on his answering machine which is from annie .ryan hears a couple of gunshots and realizes that annie and emma are still in adam 's house . running out of his apartment , he runs into aidan at the door . annie awakens emma and tells her that they have to get out of there , when adam asks them to stay . annie explains everything to adam as to how she had gotten him up here . scott finds stuart 's valise on the floor and wonders what it 's doing there . j.r. and erica i.d . adam 's body , but the body is n't adam 's , but stuart 's . adam suggests to annie that she let him go with her and emma . j.r. calls colby and tells her that adam is n't dead , but the body is stuart 's . j.r. lets jesse know that the body in the morgue is stuart 's . ryan and natalia search the chandler mansion for annie and emma .
colby : come on , damon , i know you 're upset . damon : hey , the kid i thought was mine is n't . man , it 's a relief . no more pressure . colby : do n't pretend stuart did n't mean something to you . we both know you loved him . [ music plays at the casino ] damon : i need a drink . butch : got id ? damon : yeah , man . what do you think ? singer : i know the shadow that crosses your face i wan na chase it away butch : out . damon : are you blind , dude ? that 's the real deal . that 's the real deal right there . butch : and i 'm santa claus . let 's go . [ the bouncer tries to throw damon out ] damon : get off me , man . [ hits the bouncer ] jesse : oh , oh -- whoa , whoa , whoa ! chill , chill ! come on , come on . dashing damon . [ damon sighs ] jesse : this is really getting old . [ scene_break ] liza : honey , tell me what i can do . tad : you 're doing it , and that 's saying a lot , considering where we 've been lately . liza : tad , i hate the way things ended . i do , and i know that i 've been hard on you . and i also know that damon -- he is your priority . tad : last thing in the world i ever want to do is hurt you . liza : i know . i know , but you got to be there for damon . i just want to make sure that you 're there for you , too . [ ring tone plays ] tad : it 's jesse . oh , god , who 's in trouble now ? ohh . yeah , all right . liza : what ? what is it ? tad : damon . liza : [ sighs ] who else ? [ scene_break ] jake : yeah , and i need white peonies . peonies . yeah , `` pee - o - nees . `` yeah , that 's what i mean , as many as you can possibly get within an hour . thank you very much . i appreciate it . opal : wow ! sounds like there 's some romance afoot . jake : yeah . well , amanda 's been in a really bad way lately and i 'm trying to , you know -- opal : with a mama like hers -- jake : and that 's the whole point -- with a mom like hers . i want her to forget about it for a while and get her mind on something really great like a wedding . you know , a beautiful wedding . opal : but you two are already hitched . jake : yeah , but , you know , she never had the wedding of her dreams , and i 'd like her to experience that . i want that to change , starting tonight with a new proposal , and i want all the people that she loves and respects down here to witness it . and i got all this stuff . i 'm gon na need help decorating this place . opal : well , they call me `` miss hearts and flowers `` for nothing . jake : good . yeah , because angie 's bringing her down here and it 's gon na be any minute . and i got her all these things and i do n't know if it 's too much . it 's things she likes . opal : oh , honey , you can never have too much . jake : like , what are these things ? what are these ? opal : amanda just does n't know what a lucky girl she is . [ scene_break ] amanda : your daddy thinks i do n't know what 's going on , but i do . i just wish he 'd talk to me honestly about it instead of everyone else in town . but no matter what he says to my face , i know he thinks i 'm going crazy just like my mom . soon he 'll be sending the doctors just like she said . [ knock on door ] angie : amanda , it 's angie . look , i saw your car . i know you 're in there . i 'm not leaving until you open this door . [ amanda opens the door but wo n't let angie in ] angie : you know , you ran out before we could finish our conversation . i just want to make sure you were all right . amanda : i had to get back to my child . angie : i understand . listen , i just thought that we could finish catching up over a drink at the yacht club -- tonight . amanda : listen , i really do n't have time to sit and shoot the breeze . i 'm sorry . angie : listen . you need to make time . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . erica : i am so glad that i came to new york to try on my gala dress . jack : and i am so glad i got here in time to take it off you . erica : i really do need to get back to pine valley . jack : not before i take you to dinner at this new restaurant in midtown manhattan that is just dying for an erica kane sighting . erica : oh . i do have to make some phone calls . jack : so make them . i 'm gon na jump in the shower . when i get out , you 're all mine . erica : hmm . [ jack 's phone rings ] erica : `` hey , dad . how long do you and erica plan to be out of town ? `` [ scene_break ] david : all right , just let me know if anything else comes up . thanks a lot , man . i owe you one . the word is out . it should break right before the gala . greenlee : ha ha ! well , anonymous leak or not , erica kane siphoning off the profits from her nonprofit miranda line is too hot a story to pass up . david : i can see the headlines now -- `` kane mirandized for miranda scandal . `` ha ha ha ha ! greenlee : yeah . and while erica 's suing for defamation of character , we 'll be celebrating our own headline -- `` kane out , greenlee back where she belongs . `` [ scene_break ] jack : all right , shower 's all yours . although , i got to tell you , i 'm still feeling a little dirty . so if you 'd like me to join you -- what did i miss ? erica : you lied to me . jack : what are you talking about ? erica : i read your little text from greenlee ! jack : whoa ! what text ? erica : was this all part of some plan ? meet me in new york , take me to bed so greenlee could have a chance to just counterattack ? ! jack : of course not ! erica : you 're lying to me again . and you know what ? you and i are done ! jack : oh , come on . i 'm not plotting with greenlee against you . erica : you were talking with her on the phone last night , not the front desk , right ? jack : yes , yes . i told you that lie , because i knew you would assume the same thing that greenlee did , that i was with you to help her . you 're both wrong . erica : actually , greenlee was n't . by convincing me to stay with you , by taking me to bed , you gave her all the time in the world she needed to counterattack , did n't you ? jack : i took you -- erica : but you 're just as devious as she is ! jack : to bed because i wanted to make love with you . erica : and if you can get fusion back for your precious daddy 's little girl , then so much the better , right ? jack : yeah , right ! you know what ? i 'll admit it . i want my daughter to get her company back , but fairly . erica : oh , fairly ? please . greenlee does n't even know the meaning of the word `` fairly `` ! greenlee does n't deserve it ! jack : she created it . she needs it , you do n't . erica : do n't you dare presume to know what i need ! jack : oh , come on . you want a company ? go out , buy one . take your pick . or better yet , start a new one . we both know everything you touch turns to gold , erica , but come on ! greenlee -- she 's already lost so much ! erica : that 's all she talks about , is what she lost ! what about what she gained ? she gained her life ! she 's got her life ! what 's wrong with her ? jack : how about you try to imagine a year of your life just gone , just gone , erica ? and imagine that you are so desperate for stability in your life that you would marry a man like david hayward ? ! he 's already got most of her soul ! i 'm just hoping and praying that if she gets fusion back , i 'll be able to still have some of her ! erica : you could n't possibly lose her , not after you 've gone out of your way to show what a devoted daddy you are to your precious little girl . i just hope that it was worth everything you lost . jack : erica , will you -- [ scene_break ] greenlee : i ca n't wait to see the great and powerful erica kane crash and burn when this scandal goes public . david : yeah , when she sinks to the bottom , we 'll rise to the top . with the old guard gone , this town 's gon na need some new leaders . greenlee : who better than us ? david : no kidding . you do realize this is gon na happen , do n't you ? our lives are gon na change completely , all for the better . say good - bye to your old problems , to all those friends , small - minded as they are . they 're not even gon na recognize you . the old you is gon na be gone . [ scene_break ] liza : colby , what the hell ? jesse : it 's about time . tad : i got here as fast as i could . listen , i 'm just gon na talk to butch , see if i can get him to cut him a -- jesse : tad , you ca n't keep cleaning up this kid 's messes . he 's never gon na learn . tad : please , have a little compassion , would you ? i mean , give him a break . he just found out that the boy he thought was his is n't . jesse : ok , i agree . that 's rough . so what ? life sucks , you beat people ? you break the law ? well , come on , man ! tad : what are you telling me ? that you would n't try to cover for a member of your family if they screwed up ? [ jesse sighs ] tad : all right , look , i know he 's a mess , all right , but he 's my mess . and i ca n't honestly expect him to straighten up and fly right until he knows without a shadow of a doubt that i 've got his back . one more ? one more break , ok ? hey , butch ? colby : mom , he was upset about losing stuart ! he needed to know he was n't alone ! liza : you know what ? let somebody else watch after him , all right ? come on . you 're coming with me . we 're going home . colby : no ! no ! like hell i am . tad : all right , good news . butch is n't gon na press charges , but we got to get out of here now . damon : first , i got to get colby away from her psycho mother . liza : colby , damon is a loser . he does n't deserve you , and he definitely did n't deserve to be a father . [ scene_break ] opal : `` gone with the wind `` ! jake : you 'll be all right . opal : `` gone with the wind `` for a wedding theme ! we could transform this terrace into tara ! we could get columns and magnolia trees , and everybody could wear hoop skirts ! jake : ok , tad looks good in a hoop skirt . i 'm down . i 'm ok . if amanda likes it , then it 's fine . i just want to put a smile back into her soul . now , why does -- opal : do n't worry . leave it . jake : i have to show you something . oh , my gosh ! oh , no ! opal : what ? what ? jake : it 's gone ! it 's gone ! oh . it 's not gone . here . let me show you . opal : oh , my lord ! jake : be honest and tell me what you think . well , what do you -- [ opal cries ] jake : no ? no ? what are you saying ? what does that mean ? [ scene_break ] angie : jake felt that you deserved a night off , too , so he gave me your sitter 's number , and she should be here any minute . amanda : you had no right . angie : sweetie , take it easy . amanda : look , whatever you and jake are plotting , i 'm not going . angie : what are you talking about ? amanda : i heard you guys talking before . i know it was about me . angie : well , jake did mention how shaken up you 've been lately . amanda : i knew it . angie : listen , amanda , he 's worried about you . now , between dealing with your mother and trevor 's trip to the er , you know , we both felt that you 've been hit pretty hard lately . amanda : i 'm fine . angie : amanda , you need to get out . and whatever you think is going on is n't . amanda : look , i am not crazy . ok ? angie : i never said you were . amanda : and if anyone needs to leave , it 's you . angie : i ca n't . not without you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the casino ] colby : how could you , mom ? tad : good question . damon : do n't sweat . i 've been trying to tell colby that same thing for a long time now . tad : no , you just ignore what liza says -- damon : no , man , i wo n't , and you should n't either . you keep stepping up and trying to turn me into this good guy , but you should accept what i am . i am a waste . colby : no , no , do n't say that . you 're not . damon : better yet , just forget those dna results . just walk away . nobody would blame you , really . right ? right , liza ? tad : i 'm not going anywhere . damon : well , then you need to get a clue . colby : let me . tad : way to kick him when he 's down . nothing like being told you 're a loser . liza : tad , wait -- tad : you know what ? do me a favor . stay away from him . stay away from him and me . [ phone rings ] tad : yeah ? hi . no . no , i 'm done here . i 'll be right over . singer : oh - oh - oh - oh - oh i know [ scene_break ] david : now , that does n't look like the confident smile of pine valley 's newest powerbroker . greenlee : what did you mean about the old me being gone ? david : it was n't an insult . it was high praise . you 've only gotten better , darling . greenlee : hmm . but i like the old me . i changed out of , i do n't know , necessity . but i want to get back to who i was . deep down , i still am who i am . david : and i am still who i am : a man who refuses to sit back or go halfway . and even though that 's true , and you are still who you are , it 's together that makes us something different , greenlee . we 're a couple now , a whole new force to be reckoned with . greenlee : hmm . well , this half of the force has to get these books back to fusion before erica gets in . see you later . david : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] jake : please answer me . can you answer me ? you 're freaking me out . opal : oh , i 'm sorry ! i 'm sorry ! are you kidding me ? it is the most gorgeous thing i 've ever seen ! i love it ! jake : thank you . that 's the kind of information i need . camera ? where 's the camera ? remember i asked you for a camera for tonight so we could take pictures of the -- where 's the balloons ? jesse : bad news . jake : what do you mean , bad -- now way . jesse : the balloons kind of flew out the sunroof on my way over . jake : you have a sunroof ? why would you open the sunroof if you 're bringing balloons ? jesse : it just all happened so fast . listen , i was speaking to the club manager to see if he could replace them -- jake : i just asked nicely . just get a camera , find a camera , and get the balloons . i need help . i ca n't do this by myself . i 've already called everybody . amanda : one drink , and i 'm leaving . angie : all right , listen . why do n't you just wait right here , all right , and i 'll make sure that they have a table for us . do n't move . jake : huh ? why are you standing there not getting a camera ? angie : listen , it was not easy , but i got her here . jake : no , no , no , you ca n't do that . i 'm not ready . first of all , the camera 's not here , and jesse let the balloons escape . angie : what ? he left the sunroof open , did n't he ? jake : i do n't understand that myself , so just do me a favor . bring her down to the water or something . just keep her busy . just keep her busy . amanda : i knew it . they 're planning some intervention . angie : amanda ? amanda ! oh , my -- [ scene_break ] greenlee 's voice : no one said this was gon na be easy , kendall . we want this company to succeed , and we have to work at it . welcome to fusion 's fabulous coming - out bash . there are times where we did n't think we would make it , but we did , and we are here to stay ! [ cheers ] erica : i 'm back . well , you 've been a busy little bee , have n't you ? greenlee : what do you mean ? erica : oh , do n't play dumb with me . i saw your text . i know how you tried to use daddy to distract me . well , it did n't work . and whatever sneak counterattack you 're planning , that 's not gon na work either . why do n't you just accept it , greenlee ? you 've lost . greenlee : hmm . you 're delusional . get a life . erica : oh , i have a life , a very full one . how about you ? greenlee : i never even hear you when you talk anymore . erica : because you 're afraid to face what i have to say . greenlee : did you say something ? erica : i said i have a full life . i have a man who adores me , a good man , and i have children , and i have friends . how about you ? what do you have ? greenlee : david loves me . erica : oh , and he 's such a catch , dr. jekyll . greenlee : you and my father have made a go of it how many times ? in fact , how many of your husbands have left you ? erica : at least i have never married anyone to spite the love of my life . greenlee : and your devoted children -- how come none of them live close by ? erica : what we 're having , this is not a business competition . this is a game of chicken , and whoever lets go first loses . greenlee : i 'm not letting go . erica : hmm . well , then welcome to the rest of your pathetic little life , where you 're gon na have to fight tooth and nail to hang on to everything you care about . greenlee : right back at you . it will never work -- my father . erica : fusion will never be yours . [ phone rings ] erica : hello ? yes , this is erica kane . who 's this ? doc : name 's doc waller . i 'm calling about palmer cortlandt estates . erica : you knew palmer ? doc : oh , yeah . oh , pete and i went way back . he put his final wishes on some personal items in a lockbox here in west virginia , and he said that in the event of his death , he 'd like those items picked up by the person that meant the most to him in this world . that 'd be you , ms. kane . [ scene_break ] colby : oh , hi . i am so hungry . ohh . damon : i got to get out of pine valley , man . it 's not working for me here , it never has . i got to go someplace i do n't feel like an alien or whatever , where i fit . krystal : you fit here just fine . look , tad told me about stuart . i 'm really sorry . damon : hey , between my parents ditching me and stuart not being my kid , i am family - free , and i am ok with that . krystal : well , i do n't think tad would be ok with that , and he still is your family , as well as the rest of the martin clan . damon : yeah , until they ditch me , too . krystal : i do n't think it 's gon na be that easy to get rid of them . you could try , or you can focus on how lucky you are to be part of that wonderful family . take it from me . as far as dads go , i think you hit the jackpot with tad . [ scene_break ] jake : oh . see , i just thought amanda would want to come back to the loft . i thought that 's the first thing she would 've done . she told angie she did n't even want to leave the baby in the first place . tad : yeah , well , maybe angie found her , and they 're downstairs , ok ? i 'll go check . jake : hey , tad ? nothing . forget it . liza : please , please , can we talk ? tad : no . i 'm busy . liza : oh , come on . do n't let this come between us now . tad : it 's already between us . what you said to damon was downright cruel . he 'd already lost his son , for god 's sake . what do you think you were doing ? liza : oh , come on . you know me . i got a big mouth . sometimes i say things that i do n't always mean . i 'm protecting my daughter . tad : yeah , well , now i have to protect my son , ok , because of you . i used to think he was paranoid about you . now i know the truth . liza : oh , come on , please . you know me . you 've known me for years as `` crazy liza , `` with her schemes and her temper . come on , we used to laugh about it . tad : i ca n't do this . i ca n't . i 'm not gon na , you know ? liza : oh , god , the way you looked at me -- tad : no , i 'm not gon na do it ! i 'm not ! listen to me ! i got a big family day planned , ok ? another family moment is not gon na be ruined , because i got to have one more fight with you about damon . i 'm busy . liza : i 'm sorry . tad : yeah . well , so am i . jake : you guys serious ? angie called . she said she found amanda in the park . we 're gon na move the thing in here . come on . [ scene_break ] angie : amanda ? amanda ! amanda : why are you following me ? angie : you ran off again . why do you keep doing that ? amanda : i 'm not gon na stick around and let you and jake figure out how to get me psychological help . angie : is that what you thought we were talking about ? amanda : what else ? angie : well , i ca n't tell you specifically . but what i will say is that nothing could be further from the truth . and if -- look if i say any more , he will never forgive me for spoiling his big surprise . amanda : he 's gon na surprise me ? angie : oh , sweetheart , jake has more faith in you than anything in the world , and you need to trust that , embrace it , celebrate it . you do n't know how rare it is . amanda : oh , my god . oh , my god , you 're right . jake has been so great . i 've got to tell him . no . actually , i want to show him how much i love him , and i know exactly how to do it . [ scene_break ] opal : what did you and jack fight about ? erica : oh , the same thing we always fight about : greenlee . i mean , she actually enlisted jack to try to help her plan to sabotage me . opal : oh , i do n't believe that . what did he say ? erica : well , he vehemently denied it . but the truth is , i mean , he seduced me to stay with him at exactly the time that greenlee needed me to be away . opal : yes , which was pure coincidence , i 'm sure . erica : look , opal , i did n't call you to talk about jack anyhow . i called to tell you that in the middle of all this drama , i got a call from a doc waller . opal : palmer 's old buddy ? erica : oh , you know him ? all right . well , he said that palmer left something for me to pick up for him in pigeon hollow . opal : well , palmer always said you were his most trusted friend . erica : which makes me feel even doubly worse that i ca n't go . opal : why not ? erica : well , opal , i have to stay here . i have to fight greenlee . opal : do you mean to tell me that you are gon na put off palmer 's last wishes to keep up this spitting match with greenlee ? you do n't need that lipstick factory any more than i need the pink suede boots i bought last week . erica : that 's funny -- jack said the same thing . i mean , not about pink suede boots . opal : you know , i have been thinking a lot since palmer died , just about , you know , what kind of a message would i want on my gravestone when i pass . what do you want written on yours ? `` i fought , i won , and made it all about me `` ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , um , hi . jack : hi . greenlee : i figured i might be hearing from you sooner rather than later . jack : did you , now ? greenlee : erica stopped by earlier and accused me of roping you into fighting for my side . jack : i was n't able to convince her otherwise . greenlee : i 'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire . jack : you know what i think really rankled her was the fact i told her i wanted you to win the fight . greenlee : you mean that ? jack : i do . i 'm not happy about being at odds with erica again , but i 'm somewhat used to that . you being unhappy -- that 's something i 'm never gon na get used to . greenlee : i 'm happy , dad . jack : are you ? greenlee : is this gon na be another lecture about david ? jack : nope . done with that . you 're a grown woman , greenlee . if you really believe david hayward 's the right man -- greenlee : i do . jack : ok . i just wanted to know that there 's some joy in your life . honey , life is too short . you know that better than most . you deserve to be happy . please do n't settle for less . [ scene_break ] jesse : trust me , angela 's got this under control . [ knock on door ] jake : hey , wait , wait . oh , damn it . why do n't i have a peephole ? just be quiet . hi . krystal : hi . jake : come on in . come in . krystal : ok . we heard about the change of venue . hey ! jake : well , unfortunately , the lady of the hour is not here . colby : well , we did see her pull up in her car when we were coming in . jake : are you sure it was her ? like , positive it was her ? krystal : no doubt about it . jake : ah . so this proposal might happen after all . tad : i did n't expect to see you here . damon : might as well . it 's the only family i have now , right ? jake : oh , my god . you know what ? i 'm thinking everybody needs to go in the other room . let 's just do that . tad : ok . you heard the man . let 's go . jake : i got a plan . opal : good idea . krystal : wait , wait , wait ! how are we gon na know when to jump out and yell `` surprise `` ? jake : i 'll slam the door really loud , and that 'll be everybody 's cue , ok ? [ key turns in lock ] jake : hi , babe . you ok ? amanda : i am now . i know i 've been a real mess lately . jake : well , that 's understandable -- i mean , you know , with your mom coming to town , doing what she did , you know . amanda : well , i do n't want her to take away from what we have , because i love you , and i love what we have . jake : both things ? amanda : and i want to celebrate it . jake : really ? amanda : mm - hmm . jake : hmm . well , me , too . heh heh ! amanda : i mean like the old days . [ open her coat and flashes everyone ] all : surprise ! amanda : aah ! oh , my -- what are these people doing here ? ! tad : ha ha ha ha ! jake : i -- honey , look , i might just want to ask you if you would marry me -- i mean , again . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jack : hi . erica : hi . jack : i must say i was surprised to get your phone call . erica : i had to see you . i had to apologize . i was wrong to accuse you of working with greenlee . jack : who are you ? what have you done with erica kane ? erica : once i had time to cool down i realized that you could never do something like that . jack : thank you . i appreciate that . erica : i need some time to think , which is why i 'm going out of town again . jack : where to ? erica : pigeon hollow , west virginia , if you can believe it . jack : ha ha ha ha ! erica : no , it seems that palmer has left something there for me . jack : really ? erica : and it 'll give me time to reassess things , and i 'll be back in time for the gala . new york was wonderful , jack . i wo n't forget it . singer : and i 'm far away jack : i 'll be waiting for you . erica : i know . singer : hmm - hmm - hmm - hmm hmm - hmm [ scene_break ] david : what 's wrong ? greenlee : erica 's back . she found me at fusion . david : well , you survived , so it could n't have been that bad , right ? but i 've got some good news . i just got off the phone with my contact from the airport . erica 's leaving town again . greenlee : well , she has to stay out of town until the scandal hits . and i ca n't ask my dad for any more help . david : it 's ok . i 've got it covered . greenlee : because you do n't sit back . because you do n't know the meaning of the word `` halfway . `` because that 's who you are -- that 's who we are , together . and the ericas and ryans of the world are just gon na have to sit back and watch us soar from the sidelines . because when my dad is dumping erica for the 10th time and ryan is off saving yet another pretty , poor young thing , you and i will be rock solid . all the people who said we 'd never make it will be eating their words and taking orders from us . let 's make it happen . david : yeah . come here . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] amanda : well , is that why everybody 's here ? [ krystal laughs as jake takes out amanda 's ring ] jake : i just wanted a bunch of witnesses here , so you 'll remember this for the rest of your life . you 're the best thing that 's ever happened to me , ok , and i 've decided that i want to make it my life 's mission to make sure that you never forget that you are loved each and every day for the rest of your life until the day that you die . ok ? amanda : jake . jesse : where the hell you been ? angie : well , somebody had to get the champagne . jesse : come here . let me help you . jake : you look fantastic . do n't worry about them . it 's just that you 've been through so much lately , you know , with your mom and the whole david saga and me and my stupid jokes . i just really thought you deserve a great wedding with the whole thing . like , ice sculptures and rose petals and a big band -- the big thing . a big wedding , you know ? because that 's what i dream of -- a quality life with you and lazy sundays , you know , on the couch with the blankie with the armholes and us screaming our faces off at trevor 's little league game . that type of thing . and just as long as it 's you standing there at the end of my day , looking like you do , as beautiful and breathtaking as you are -- that smile right there . that smile just lights up my world . so we can have this if you just say yes . amanda : yes ! jake : i 'm back down here . amanda : yes , i will marry you ! jake : yes ? you promise ? you heard her , right ? you heard her . a lot of witnesses . there 's a lot of witnesses . [ opal hums `` wedding march `` ] jake : that 's in case you back out right there . [ opal sighs as jake and amanda kiss ] tad : get a room . krystal : you know , that 's an amazing pair . tad : oh , yeah . i would wreck that chick . krystal : jake and amanda are an amazing pair . tad : i know . krystal : you -- tad : you 're pretty amazing yourself . krystal : me ? tad : yeah . it was you who got damon to come , was n't it ? i knew it . i knew it . [ krystal chuckles as she hugs tad while liza watches from the corner ] damon : i keep thinking about what krystal said , how i hit the jackpot with tad as a dad . colby : yeah . tad 's a really good guy . jesse : all right , everybody , settle down . time to toast . tad : where have you been ? opal : all right ! bring on the booze ! jesse : i 've been pouring champagne . opal : to the -- angie : oh , uh , it seems like they 've disappeared . krystal : well -- angie : well , let 's toast to us . opal : all righty ! to us ! [ scene_break ] jake : why 'd you bring me out here ? amanda : you had me scared . i thought you were gon na send me off in case i turned out like my mom . jake : oh , my god , no . why would i ever do that ? i ca n't live a single day without you . i 'll make you a deal . if they ever do come to take you away , i 'll just make sure i get myself locked up , too . ok ? amanda : ooh . i 'm gon na hold you to that . jake : oh , and i just wanted to say that the only thing that 's crazy out here is how i feel about you . amanda : aw . jake : that 's not so good . amanda : come here . [ jake mumbles as he and amanda kiss ] amanda : [ shrieks ] we 're getting married ! we 're getting married ! jake : oh , my god , i thought i stepped on your foot . are you sure ? you 're sure .
when damon attacks a `` bouncer `` at the casino , jesse is there to intervene . liza apologizes to tad for being so hard on damon . tad gets a call about damon being in trouble . jake , at the yacht club prepare to decorate . jake asks for opal 's help in decorating the yacht club . amanda talks to trevor that jake is trying to prove that she is crazy just like janet . angie visits amanda to get her to come to the yacht club for a cup of coffee , but amanda refuses . angie tells amanda that she is not leaving without her . david and greenlee put their plan into motion against erica . in new york , jack and erica wake up together . jack promises erica lunch before she goes home . erica intercepts a text message from greenlee to jack . erica lashes out at jack for lying to her and being on greenlee 's side . jack tells erica that he wants greenlee to get her company back . jesse lets tad know that he can not keep on getting damon out of trouble . tad and damon overhear liza telling colby that damon does n't deserve to be a dad . angie finally manages to get amanda to the yacht club , but when amanda hears angie and jake talking , amanda leaves . colby defends damon to liza . erica confronts greenlee at fusion .
griffin : you sure you know what you 're doing ? kendall : the directions were simple . couple more minutes and this hard drive should be identical to ricky 's , deleted files and everything . he 'll never know it was copied . griffin : let 's hope not . he 's getting more and more paranoid by the second . something obviously freaked him out , made him delete all his files . kendall : yeah , well , thanks to you , they wo n't be deleted for long . griffin : thanks to ryan 's tech guy , ok ? he 's hooking me up with some retrieval software . you just do n't let your guard down . if ricky even suspects you 're messing with his stuff -- kendall : he wo n't . griffin : how can you be so sure ? kendall : because i 'm that good . that 's how . see ? all done . griffin : this is n't a joke , kendall , ok ? ricky 's dangerous . and nothing -- not clearing my name , not nailing him for zach 's death -- is worth you getting hurt or worse . kendall : i know what 's at stake here . griffin : good . ricky : yeah , i 'll take a look at that sermon . i 'll give you a call back . all right . griffin : ok . you got your wire on you ? kendall : yes , yes . go , go , go . ricky : hey . this is a surprise . what are you doing with my computer ? kendall : i was really hoping i would n't get caught . [ scene_break ] erica : are you the same man that i met the other day ? look , we have nothing but time . we might as well talk . man : [ distorted voice ] yeah , i 'm the same guy . erica : well , hello . it 's nice to hear you again . so i guess your captor pays you very well . she must , right ? i mean , here , cut off from everything and everyone ? i 'll pay you 10 times what she 's paying you , and all you have to do is open the door and let me out . [ scene_break ] opal : canoodling with mountain man ? what in tarnation is wrong with you ? jane : you have some nerve talking to me like that . i do n't need your permission to do anything . so why do n't you just get out of my home and go stick your nose in somebody else 's business ? jack : what is going on here ? jane : opal is just overreacting . opal : i am the one overreacting ? jane : yes ! jack : whoa , whoa , opal . now , erica just had quite an ordeal . opal : i 'm sorry , but that 's no excuse ! jack : what 's she talking about ? opal : oh , do n't you give me that -- jane : will you just shut up ? ! [ scene_break ] scott : what do you think ? gon na look pretty snazzy hanging over that incubator , huh ? marissa : heh heh ! it 's adorable . scott : thank you very much . madison and i worked hard on it . marissa : are you moving out ? scott : yeah . i figured with the baby , madison 's gon na need something bigger . and i found something really close to the hospital . marissa : oh . wow . so things are good with you two ? scott : yeah , they will be . they will be . i 'm not giving up . not until madison realizes how much she means to me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're right . we should be more focused on the baby . madison : but ? greenlee : but scott loves you . what you had was real . you 're going to need him , madison , especially now . madison : why now ? what 's happening ? [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , so she 's got pneumonia , but you guys can fix that , right ? frankie : they 're right . ryan : what do you mean , they 're trying ? frankie : with your daughter 's immune system being so weak , it 's possible sepsis could develop , ryan : wait -- sepsis ? frankie : it 's when the blood stream becomes overwhelmed with bacteria . ryan : ok . well , you guys deal with this kind of stuff all the time , right ? it 's what you do . you help people . frankie : ideally , yes . ryan : i need a little bit more than `` ideally `` here . frankie : listen , they 're doing everything they can . when i know something , you will , too . [ scene_break ] kendall : it was supposed to be a surprise . it was , indeed . why do n't you come look yourself ? all right . our wedding web site . there 's nothing yet . we do n't have any details yet , but when we do , voila ! this is what people will see . the whole world will see this . it has the date . it has the wedding party . it has the location . it has our story . ricky : `` our story ? `` kendall : yes , yeah ! people love that . it 's how we met , how you proposed to me . they love it . ricky : and i love you . so have you spread the news ? have you told everybody about our engagement ? kendall : uh , yeah . mostly . i still have to call my mom and tell her it 's official , but i will . ricky : ok . what about the boys ? it 's a huge deal to become their stepfather for me , and maybe we should sit down and talk about how we break the news -- kendall : i told them . i already told them . ricky : ha ! i thought we were gon na do that together . kendall : i know . but you said it was such a big deal , and i wanted to break it to them gently . ricky : ok . so how did they take it ? kendall : i think it was a lot at first . spike sort of shut down , but i think he 'll come around . i do . how could he not ? he loves you . griffin : are you out of your mind ? [ scene_break ] jane : i 'm sorry for snapping . i -- opal wants me to eat , and i 'm just not hungry . that 's all . jack : that 's what you were fighting about ? opal : yeah . yeah , that 's it . jackson , would you mind if i just have a moment alone with my gal pal here ? jack : oh , i think that would be a good idea . do you mind ? jane : oh , it 's fine , jack . really , fine , thank you . jane : are you happy now ? he thinks we 've gone crazy . opal : one of us has , and it sure as heck ai n't me . jane : there is nothing going on between caleb and me . i told you that at that restaurant ! opal : at krystal 's ? jane : yes ! exactly ! and then for you to come chasing after me here -- opal : listen , may i remind you of the history here ? it has been one windy roller coaster ride since you came off of that mountain -- up and down , jackson and caleb ! watching you has been like sitting courtside at a tennis match ! and then when i thought you 'd finally made up your mind , that you 'd committed to committing to jackson -- jane : i am . opal : then let go of caleb . it 's not right what you 're doing . it 's not fair . you ca n't just string one guy along just in case it does n't work out with the other one . jane : what are you , the love police ? [ scene_break ] madison : is the baby ok ? greenlee : no . i mean no , i do n't know anything . all i know is that it is important for you to relax after everything you 've been through . i promised ryan i 'd make sure that you got some rest , so can you please just try to do that ? madison : what is not relaxing is you coming in here and dredging up the whole scott nightmare like i have the energy to even think about that . greenlee : i 'm sorry . i 'm just trying to do what i can to help . madison : then take me to see my baby . greenlee : are you sure that 's the best -- madison : i need to make sure that she 's ok . you said you wanted to help ! greenlee : ok . ok . i 'll go get a wheelchair , and i 'll be right back . madison is hell - bent on seeing the baby , and i do n't know what to tell her . what 's wrong ? ryan : she 's , um , she 's got pneumonia , and apparently she 's got some sort of bacteria in her blood . i do n't know , exactly , but it 's not good . greenlee : babies survive pneumonia every day , right ? ryan : babies this small ? greenlee : do n't go there . ryan : she ca n't die . she ca n't . how is she ? can i go and see her now ? neonatologist : i 'm very sorry , mr. lavery . ryan : what ? neonatologist : her system could n't handle the onslaught . it shut down . there 's nothing we could do . frankie : i 'm sorry , ryan . ryan : no . no . [ scene_break ] opal : as your friend , i have always told you the god 's honest truth -- whether you wanted to hear it or not -- because that is what gal pals do . jane : oh , there it is again . what is it with that word ? ok . look , i 'm sorry . i do n't want to fight . but in the interest of being honest -- since that 's what gal pals do -- i could really use your support , not your judgment . jack : so , everything ok ? opal : peachy . jack : i take it that did n't go well ? jane : that woman gives me a headache . jack : hey , hey . `` that woman , `` erica , is your best friend . we all know that you have been through a lot , but you ca n't be so hard on the people that love you , because we 've been through a lot , too . [ scene_break ] scott : marissa , that baby -- she 's so tiny . marissa : oh , you really fell in love with that little girl , did n't you ? scott : i fell in love with her and her mom . i 'd do anything for them . marissa : you know my bet ? that adorable little baby is what brings you guys back together . scott : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you need to sit down or -- ryan , i 'm so sorry . ryan : i , um -- i do n't even -- so her -- her body shut down ? what does that even mean ? frankie : i know you want a reason , something to blame . but with that kind of infection , it would 've been hard on anyone , especially a premature baby . she just could n't handle it . ryan : ohh , madison -- she does n't know . frankie : i can come with you if she has questions , or i can tell her . ryan : no , she should hear it from me . greenlee : tell me what to do . what can i do ? madison : oh , this is crazy . do n't -- do n't you dare say it . go out and come back in and tell me everything 's fine . tell me that our baby 's ok . ryan , please . ryan : they tried . they -- they really tried . madison : no . ryan : we lost her . [ scene_break ] ricky : i know it 's not gon na be easy for the boys . i wo n't be replacing zach , but you 're right . we 'll figure it out . heh . i just ca n't believe that one day i 'm gon na be taking them to ball games and to the boat show . kendall : they like hockey . and they like trains . griffin : easy , now . ricky : ok . all right . hockey and trains it is . kendall , i want them to love me -- who knows -- maybe one day as much as they loved zach . griffin : just take a deep breath . agree with the psycho , ok ? remember why you 're doing this . kendall : they will . we just have to be patient . ricky : that 's something that i 've become pretty good at . after all , i did wait for you , did n't i ? [ phone rings ] kendall : greenlee . greenlee : thank god you picked up . kendall : what 's wrong ? greenlee : it 's the baby . she did n't make it . kendall : oh , my god . i -- i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . how 's ryan ? greenlee : he 's -- he 's trying to be strong for madison , for everyone , but obviously he 's very upset . kendall : is there anything i can do ? greenlee : come to the hospital . he 's going to need you . kendall : all right . ok . i 'll be right there . ricky : ryan and madison 's baby ? kendall : she did n't make it . ricky : what ? kendall : i -- i ca n't believe it . ricky : my god , i am so sorry . kendall : um , i need a moment by myself . i just need to get some air . do you mind ? ricky : please . take your time , ok ? all right . griffin : you ok ? kendall : no . griffin : sorry about the baby . kendall : me , too . uh , i have to go be with ryan right now . griffin : go . i 'll take care of everything on this end . kendall : i know that you think it 's a gamble , lying to ricky about me telling the boys , but i had to . you heard him . he was ready to break the great news today , and i could n't let that happen . do you have any idea what that would do to the boys ? i ca n't let them know anything about this wedding to ricky , ok ? i ca n't , and you know what ? they 're not gon na find out , because it 's not gon na happen . griffin : hey , i do n't want you to worry about any of that . ok ? send ryan my condolences . kendall : i will . i 'll see you later . ricky : hey . so , any better ? kendall : uh , no . not really . i thought the fresh air would help . ricky : hey , listen . i hope you do n't mind . i 'd like to come to the hospital with you . i know i 'm not ryan 's favorite person right now , but i think that i could help with situations like these . i have experience . kendall : i 'd like that . ricky : good . come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] erica : let me ask you something . have you thought about what happens when this is over ? man : [ distorted voice ] when what 's over ? erica : this charade . because it 's going to be over , and much sooner than you think . man : what makes you think that this is gon na end soon ? erica : because jane is n't me . she may look like me , and she may do her best to try to act like me . but my family , my friends -- if they spend enough time with her , they 're gon na know that something 's wrong . so , again , i 'm offering you much more money than she can possibly afford . anything , just name your amount . i wo n't press charges either , i promise . just tell me how much money you want . man : this is about so much more than money . erica : what does that mean ? [ scene_break ] jane : of course , you all went through hell while i was gone . and maybe -- look , i will call opal later , and i 'll apologize . jack : good . jane : maybe it 's just that i was gone for so long , and i was just missing you so , so much . and now that i 'm back , i just want to focus on the joy . does that make any sense ? jack : more , i think , than you know . [ phone rings ] jack : bianca ? hello , sweetheart . what -- ph , god . all right . yeah , honey . we 'll be right down there . jane : what ? what is it ? what 's the matter ? jack : ryan and madison 's little girl -- she did n't make it . we got to get to the hospital . hello ? the hospital ? are n't you coming ? jane : oh , yes . of course . [ scene_break ] greenlee : scott , it 's greenlee . i 've tried you three times . your phone must be off . just call me back , ok , as soon as you get this . excuse me . could you give this to one of the moms in maternity ? it turns out i wo n't be needing it . [ scene_break ] madison : we just saw her . we just touched her . she was fine . ryan : the infection -- it just came on a little quick , and she could n't fend it off . madison : you said she was strong . ryan : if i could change this , i would . and she was strong . she was strong , but in the end , she was just -- she was just too tiny . [ madison cries on ryan 's shoulder ] [ scene_break ] jack : i 'm very sorry this had to happen , honey . greenlee : so much for making up for my mistakes , right ? i thought he had his whole life with his daughter , and it turns out all he had was -- i 'm supposed to be the one to get ryan through this , and i do n't know how . jack : he 'll figure it out . just do n't give up , ok ? i think your husband needs you now more than ever . [ scene_break ] ricky : erica ? hi . jane : oh , hi , ricky . ricky : it 's terrible news about the baby , huh ? jane : oh , yes . ricky : it 's times like these that test people 's faith in god . jane : i think that 's true . so what do you tell them ? ricky : as much as they might not want to hear it , i tell them that in the end , god has a master plan . jane : i 'm not so sure about that . i think that we sometimes have to make our own plans . but you know what ? on to happier thoughts . do you have any maybe wonderful news about a certain proposal ? ricky : i 'm sure kendall would kill me for telling you , but what the heck . she said yes . jane : oh , that 's fantastic ! i had a feeling . ricky : i know . it 's just -- it 's terrible to celebrate during such a tragedy , you know ? jane : yes , but you know what ? as soon as the dust has settled , then please call me . and i just want to give you a huge , extravagant engagement party . ricky : and i appreciate it but it 's -- jane : i 'm actually gon na get to work on the guest list . and maybe we should make this a surprise for kendall . ricky : i 'm sure that kendall would love a surprise , eventually . but there 's a time and a place for celebrating , and i just do n't think that this is it . [ scene_break ] griffin : here goes nothing . [ scene_break ] bianca : hey . are you doing ok ? kendall : yeah , i 'm ok . i 'm worried about ryan . so are mom and jackson here ? bianca : mom is with ricky . two of them seemed pretty cozy -- made my skin crawl . kendall : it 's bad enough that i have to deal with him . now i 've let him loose on my family ? bianca : no , no , this is not your fault . but i have been thinking maybe we should tell her . kendall : mom ? no , no . uh - uh . she 's gone through too much right now . with everything that 's happening ? bianca : well , then when ? kendall : i do n't know , binks . but she just went through this whole crazy ordeal , and jackson even said she has n't been herself . bianca : in what way ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know . it 's just like something 's off , and her memory 's a little shaky . not exactly the person you want to let in on a dangerous secret . [ scene_break ] madison : i do n't want it to be true . ryan : i know . madison : please tell me that it 's not true . [ scene_break ] greenlee : if you 're looking for my dad -- jane : yes , but how are you doing ? greenlee : uh , all that matters right now is how madison and ryan are doing . jane : that 's not true . greenlee : my dad must 've told you -- how i lied to ryan , did n't tell him the baby was his . that must 've just given you confirmation that i really am a horrible person . all i wanted was for ryan and me to have one day , one perfect day without anyone messing it up , to have it finally be all about us . jane : your wedding day ? greenlee : how selfish does that sound ? jane : no , actually , i understand . greenlee : you ? understand ? jane : yes . is that so hard to believe ? greenlee : well , you know , once is a fluke . twice in a matter of hours ? why are you being so nice to me ? [ scene_break ] madison : so what happens now ? is there someone that we need to talk to or arrangements to make ? ryan : all that can wait . um -- right now , right now you got to come with me . madison : where are we going ? ryan : we 're gon na go say good - bye to our little girl . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . oh , thank you very much . i could definitely use this . i 'll probably be here all night . um , and before you go all sweet on me , by the way , i do n't need you to stay here with me . i 'll be fine . ricky : stop it . i 'd be happy to . you should n't be alone . kendall : i 've got plenty of people here . i 've got greenlee and bianca . i really just need to focus on ryan right now . i hope you understand . ricky : yeah . you 're a good friend . see you tomorrow ? kendall : tomorrow . ricky : ok . kendall : ok . griffin : kendall ? you there ? kendall : yeah , yeah , i 'm here . i 'm alone . so what 's going on ? any luck ? griffin : yeah . some of the deleted files are starting to resurface . kendall : so the program 's working ? griffin : so far . i 'll see if i can find anything that dates back to before ricky got to pine valley . something to connect him to diana holden or the casino owners , something concrete that we can link to zach 's plane crash . kendall : it 's amazing that you 're doing this for me . please , just tell me that you know that . griffin : it 's not like there 's nothing in it for me . kendall : yeah , but , still , i feel like i should be there helping you . griffin : you should be with your friends . you do what you need to do . i 'll take care of everything else . kendall : griff ? griffin : yeah ? kendall : thank you . really . griffin : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] scott : i know . do n't say it . i went a little nuts , ok ? and thank you very much , by the way , on the advance in salary . everything 's gon na work out just fine with the apartment for madison and the baby . greenlee : scott ? scott : what ? greenlee : i tried calling you . i left you a message . scott : uh -- my phone was turned off . what 's going on ? greenlee : do n't , do n't , do n't . scott : why not ? does madison know ? she does . greenlee : i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] opal : yeah , kendall asked me to pitch in with the kids . i figured it 's the least i could do . losing a child -- there 's no pain like it . ricky : at least we know that ryan and madison 's baby is in good hands . opal : that 's true . so what can i do for you ? ricky : i got some gifts for the boys , and i 'd love to give them to them , if that 's all right with you ? opal : of course , it 's all right with me . anything to put a smile on those sweet faces i 'm all for . let me go get them . ricky : thank you . heh heh heh . [ scene_break ] jane : [ presses button ] i 'm back . erica : is something wrong ? jane : no . why do you ask ? erica : because my life is n't as easy as it looks , is it ? how did it go with jack ? jane : fine . erica : really ? was he happy to see you wearing my ring ? jane : very . in fact , we relived the entire engagement story . such fun going down memory lane -- until i realized that you had made the whole story up . erica : oh , dear . did i confuse some of the details ? jane : i covered brilliantly -- so brilliantly , in fact , that jack and i are closer than ever . sadly , though , there has been a tragedy . erica : oh , how was ryan ? did you see him ? jane : no , i did n't see him . but i know he 's gon na be just fine . erica : `` just fine ? `` he lost a baby . jane : i know . but the way your family is all rallying around him -- well , everyone should have such a support system . erica : jane , you never answered my question when i asked you if you had a family -- people close enough to you that would notice if you were missing ? is that what this is about ? you 're not close enough to anyone that they would notice if you were there or gone ? am i right , jane ? you have no life , so you had to steal mine ? [ scene_break ] diana : [ laughs ] ricky : admiring the most beautiful woman in the world . diana : [ laughs ] yeah ? you 're not so bad yourself . but do n't take my word for it . come here . ricky : oh , yeah ? diana : it is a little lonely over here . ricky : i would n't want to do that to you , now , would i ? [ jumps into bed with diana ] griffin : ohh , we got him . [ scene_break ] ricky : you want to open a present ? spike : yay ! ricky : i thought you might say that . here you go . it 's cool , huh ? spike : cool ! thanks ! ricky : you 're welcome . so you know what ? your mommy and i are really happy . we have some good news . spike : what good news ? ricky : your mommy did n't tell you about a wedding ? spike : no . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i still do n't get why people keep asking how i 'm doing . kendall : maybe because it 's as hard on you as it is on everyone else . greenlee : thank you for coming . kendall : oh , are you kidding me ? i 'll be here for you whenever you need me . that 's how we roll , right ? greenlee : do you think he 'll ever get past this ? i mean , can you ever really get past something like this ? kendall : loss changes people forever . we both know that . and your job , as hard as it is , is to just be on call for him -- whatever he needs , whenever he needs it . just comfort him , greenlee . greenlee : i will . [ scene_break ] madison : how am i supposed to say good - bye ? i barely had a chance to get to know what she looked like . ryan : that does n't mean that you did n't know her . you felt her growing inside you . madison : i miss her ! i miss her so much ! there 's , like , this gaping hole where she used to be . ryan : so tell her . tell sara . madison : ooh , sara . i love you . i love you so much . you know we did n't get to spend very much time together , but i have to believe that you felt that . i need you to hold on to that , just like i 'll hold on to you in my heart . you will always be with me , sweet girl . always .
`` erica `` continues to raise suspicions with jack and opal after jack walks in on her argument with opal `` erica tries to resolve things with opal but opal leaves still upset with `` erica . `` jack tells `` erica `` that opal is her best friend and she should n't treat her so badly even though she has been through a lot she needs to understand that he family and friends also suffered while she was gone so `` erica `` promises to call opal later and apologize to her . ryan is devastated when frankie informs him that baby sara did n't survive the pneumonia and bacteria in her bloodstream because she was just too tiny . ryan does n't need to tell madison who can tell by the look on his face that sara has died . ryan and madison cry in each other 's arms and then head to the chapel to say good - bye to sara while greenlee tells scott the news and he cries and heads to the chapel where he sees ryan and madison holding each other . greenlee also calls jack , `` erica `` , kendall , and bianca who all head to the hospital .
bianca : hmm , work always goes better with , uh , some sugar and a good beat . aj : yup . bianca : hey , miranda . do you want to take a break ? miranda : for what ? bianca : i thought we could finish our conversation from earlier . miranda : oh , yeah . now 's not a good time , mom . bianca : honey , i know i upset you and -- miranda : all better . bianca : i 'm not . miranda : would you drop it ? aj : um ... i 'm gon na go recharge this . miranda : way to clear the room . bianca : miranda , i -- miranda : look , i do n't want to talk about it . bianca : i know how close you and aj are . he 's like family to me , too , you know . i had every intention of raising him with marissa , but jr put an end to that dream when he killed her . and i ... i can never forgive him for that . [ scene_break ] jr : i want you to know that i know your baby 's alive . david 's the father , and you do n't want david to find out . cara : you just do n't know what -- what he would do . how having david as a father would damage my child , how he would ruin my child 's life and mine , okay ? there 's no way in hell i will ever tell him that we have a child together . [ scene_break ] pete : it 's not europe but ... celia : it 's new york ! i 'm in new york city . pete : i make a promise , i deliver . so , dinner at that asian - fusion place i told you about ? maybe , uh -- i do n't know -- hit a club or two afterwards . you up for it ? [ scene_break ] david : angie . angie : david . david : come on . let me take you home . angie : what -- what if she needs me ? or -- or says something that could help us find cassandra , and i 'm not here ? david : listen . when cassandra comes home , she 's gon na need a mother who 's rested , who 's healthy , who 's strong . when was the last time you ate something ? well , then , lucky for you , i 'm a whiz in the kitchen . as long as you have eggs . come on . it 's settled . i 'm taking you home . that 's an order . let 's go . [ scene_break ] jesse : yeah , what you got ? are you sure ? all right , i got you . you stay on them . we got a white van , northeast section of rosemont . [ train horn blows in distance ] [ scene_break ] susan : you do n't look so good . tia : then she better fake it . if you ca n't handle a little s & m , and some pole time , there 's a dumpster with your name on it . cassandra : my mom and dad will find me . tia : no , they wo n't , because we do n't exist . do n't you get it ? these guys will use us up , then throw us away . too broken , too beaten , too hooked . game over . [ scene_break ] vlad : we go up against this local pimp , could be war , boss . uri : or like squashing cockroach . [ scene_break ] ruby marie : i reckon you 'd better toot your old horn over at the gentlemen 's club . billy clyde : the gentlemen 's club ? ruby marie : right . and our regular customers are streaming to it . billy clyde : why ? what do they do over there ? ruby marie : oh , same as we do , only better . and they get their johns to join in . kinky sex , dirty stripping . billy clyde : oh ! [ mumbles ] them rats jacking our johns . [ scoffs ] i 'll show them what a real gentleman can do with the lord on his side . [ chuckles ] put a nickel on the drum , yeah . ooh , and bang the bum . [ clicks tongue ] [ scene_break ] pete : the bed ? celia : it 's really big . pete : yeah , a king . it 's all they had left . it 's totally all yours . like , no problem . [ chuckles ] me , i 've been a chair sleeper from forever ago . celia : [ chuckles ] pete : plus it 's better for the back [ sighs ] so , now that that 's settled , why do n't we get changed up , just do this town dirty ? celia : [ chuckles ] pete : i mean paint this town red . celia : totally . i 've , uh -- i 've never been to a club before . pete : seriously ? celia : embarrassing , but true . pete : huh , well , lucky for you , i happen to be an expert . celia : [ chuckles ] i ca n't . pete : i can go downstairs if you want more privacy . celia : no , it 's not that . it 's just all i grabbed when we made a run for it was my overnight bag , and my suitcase with all my clothing is back in pine valley . pete : no , not a problem . there is an app for every crisis . i just got to find it . [ clicking tongue ] [ scene_break ] bianca : do n't you remember how happy we were ? you and gabby and aj , and me and marissa ? we were a family . we had an amazing future together , and ... jr stole that from us when he killed her . miranda : i know , mom , and aj 's just as f 'd up about it . so , if he needs me , i 'm here for him , and there 's nothing you can do about that . bianca : i 'm sorry for aj . i am . you know how much i love him , and i 'm glad that he has you as a friend , but ... jr 's dangerous . and i wo n't allow you anywhere near him . miranda : what are you gon na do , lock me in my room ? bianca : if i have to . miranda : it was five years ago . bianca : 100 years would n't make a difference . miranda : she 's dead , mom ! maybe you just need to get over it . aj and i have homework to do . bianca : i can never forgive or forget what jr did . [ door closes ] bianca : you son of a bitch ! [ all gasping ] brooke : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] vlad : the van is almost here . uri : get the girls ready . these girl are working creed party . these will go to strip club . the rest can work tricks here . [ scene_break ] jesse : talk to me , peterson . it pulled up to a loading dock . no , no , no , no . hold back . let them open the doors . what ? are you sure ? it 's a flower delivery . damn it ! zach : we 'll find her , jesse . all right . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : hmm . that woman never gets so fired up as when she 's waging good christian war against the infidels . ruby marie : what do infidels have to do with the gentlemen 's club ? billy clyde : eh . they 're destroying the world along with satan , but me and jesus is gon na save it . [ scene_break ] [ all shouting as bianca lunges at jr ] jr : bianca . bianca . hold on . guys , just let her say what she 's gon na say . bianca : you 're the one who should be dead , you know . not her ! you should be in the ground , not marissa ! did you hate her that much ? hate me ? jr : bianca -- bianca : every day for five years i have prayed to god that you would die and go to hell . you sick , twisted bastard ! i hate you ! brooke : bianca ! miranda : we have to go . bianca : what did she ever do to you , huh ? she loved your son like he was her own , and all we wanted was a little bit of peace to raise our family . and you shot her ! [ sobs ] you 're a monster . you do n't deserve a single moment of peace or freedom ! miranda : mom , stop it ! brooke : that 's enough , bianca ! dixie : really think you should leave . jr : no . wait , i have something i want to say . bianca : more lies ? excuses ? dixie : bianca , please just let him speak . jr : you know -- i do n't remember anything about that night , but i 've been told what i did . and i 'm sorry , bianca . i 'm so sorry . bianca : bullshit . [ scene_break ] celia : [ gasps ] pete : hey , thank you , man . man : oh , thank you -- sir . celia : this is crazy ! pete : somewhere in this rack is the perfect outfit . celia : where do i even start ? pete : phbt . how about we 'll start with these ? celia : [ chuckles ] ooh . pete : and ... these . singer : there 's nothing i want but money and time limit in spite will do the trick , trick , trick , trick . we can leave the house lead the party , let the people know , go drown the colors of our minds and watch the cards go . there 's nothing as fun as coming untied and running with the kids in the park , park , park , park . there 's nothing that hurts like letting you go it 's like a burnt eye in the dark , dark , dark , dark , dark , dark . we could leave the house , lead the party , let the people know , go drown the colors of our minds and watch the cards go . it 's not about just being out with all our people 'cause we can get in trouble by going free throw . oh , oh , oh , and now i 'm letting you know and now i 'm letting you know and now i 'm letting you know and now i 'm letting you know . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : turn away from sin ! turn to jesus and save your soul . [ indistinct shouting ] man : all right ! all right ! get the hell out of here ! billy clyde : i claim this property to be in the name of our lord jesus . man : all right . leave now or i shove that up your ass . sister mosley : shame on you ! young man , i said shame on you ! [ all chanting `` shut it down `` ] man : fine . [ chanting continues ] man : boss . uri : what is that racket ? man : we got trouble . [ scene_break ] bianca : of course , you do n't remember . of course , you 're sorry . that 's how you 've lived your life . you destroy people with your hate and your anger , and then you just go on like nothing happened . jr : you have absolutely every right to hate me . i mean , my god , i killed the woman you loved . and i do n't expect you to forgive me . i mean , hell , i 'm never gon na be able to forgive myself . i ... i took a life . you know , i do n't ... i do n't remember what kind of man i used to be , but it 's quickly becoming apparent to me that i was a first - rate bastard . but i 'm not like that anymore . bianca : how convenient . jr : i truly am sorry , bianca . bianca : you 're right . we should go . [ clears throat ] miranda : i 'm staying . bianca : miranda . miranda : come on . [ scene_break ] david : it must have been very upsetting ... finding out that jesse was holding back the news , letting you think that cassandra was fine . angie : i 've made peace with that and with jesse . nothing -- nothing -- matters right now except cassandra . [ voice breaking ] finding her and bringing her home -- i just want my -- just want my daughter home . [ sobbing ] david , i just want my baby home . david : okay . angie : [ sobbing ] [ scene_break ] celia : [ chuckling ] pete : you are amazing . celia : this night , that club -- oh ! it meant the world to me . so , what 's next ? pete : just what i was thinking . time for bed . as in sleep . shut - eye . dreamland . you totally wore me out . celia : oh , um , no . there 's no way you 're sleeping down there . this bed is beyond big . if you want , you can sleep on top of the covers . pete : you sure ? i 'm totally cool with the chair . celia : yeah . if you do n't , the guilt will eat me alive , or your snoring down there is going to make me want to kill you . pete : okay . okay . yeah . alpha males like me we do n't snore , okay ? [ chuckles ] celia : dibs on the bathroom ? pete : totally yours . [ scene_break ] dixie : so , do you remember anything ? jr : nothing . dixie : well , the doctors did say that the trauma could be responsible for your memory loss . jr : [ sighs ] dixie : you may never remember . jr : gosh , miranda . grown up as much as aj . miranda : i 'm sorry about my mom . jr : oh , that 's all right . so , how 's -- how 's the old pitching arm these days ? hear you 're a star . aj : um ... well , i wo n't be able to play if i do n't get to my homework . excuse me . dixie : [ sighs ] jr : sure . [ knock on door ] [ door opens ] cara : hi . i hope i 'm not interrupting . winifred let me in . jr : oh , no , i 'm just getting reacquainted with my old life . cara : well , looks like you 're already thinking about picking up baseball , huh ? jr : [ chuckles ] cara : um , well , i 'm here because i wanted to talk to you about your pt . i can help . jr : are you really concerned that much about my medical condition or just scared i might tell david about your child ? cara : you said you were n't gon na say anything . i trust you . jr : but you 're here . cara : about therapy . and maybe a little bit about david . he blames you for going to prison , jr . he blames you for marissa 's death . jr : yeah , his hands around my neck does n't exactly scream love and forgiveness , huh ? cara : and he is n't happy with me , either . and i was just thinking there might come a time when you and i will need each other . [ scene_break ] david : [ covers angie as she sleeps on the sofa ] [ scene_break ] jesse : i just got a call from my guy in center city . something 's going down at the club . [ scene_break ] uri : did you get all our girl out of the club ? man : all clear , boss . i got a shot of that holy roller leading the picketing . i 'm sending his picture now . [ scene_break ] [ indistinct shouting ] billy clyde : officers , officers , you are just in time to shut down this den of iniquity ! i tell you , i 'm -- i 'm shocked and amazed that you 've been allowing this place to -- to traverse in unchaste behavior with manly parts . shame on yourselves . officer : let 's break it up . party 's over ! everyone go home ! sister mosley : we are saving souls from falling prey to this sex club . officer : you 're also disturbing the peace . pack up your signs and end this protest or you 're going downtown ! sister mosley : no ! [ screaming ] officer : then you 're all going to jail ! jesse : break it up ! [ indistinct shouting ] sister mosley : [ screaming ] zach : okay . are you all right ? sister mosley : [ screaming ] jesse : oh , my god . billy clyde tuggle . billy clyde : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] miranda : i hate how my mom had to go off on your dad the way she did . she 's not the only one who lost someone . aj : hey . thanks , okay , for trying to protect me and for being there . miranda : always will be . shit ! aj : what 's wrong ? miranda : nothing . there 's um -- there 's something i 've been meaning to do . aj : what -- are you gon na sing me a lullaby ? miranda : you can call it that if you want . it 's just , um , something i wrote about us . you ready ? [ chuckles ] aj : sure . miranda : [ playing guitar ] aj : [ chuckles ] miranda : [ chuckles ] [ singing ] scribbled pages pencil sharp paper thin . how to put this where to start to begin . what could i say to somehow explain ? in the darkness there 's an exit there 's a way . you 're the candle , you 're the light , my escape ? what would i do ? i 'm lost without you . i , i , i , i -- i 'll be right here by your si - i - i - i - de when the clouds are coming by . i , i 'll be your silver line , and you , ooh , ooh , ooh always know just what to do , ooh , ooh , ooh , when i think i 'm falling through , ooh , ooh . you 're my parachute when i think i 'm falling through , ooh , ooh , you 're my parachute . [ talking ] oh , come on . do n't leave me hanging like that . what ? was it too dorky or ... ? aj : are you kidding me ? i loved it . miranda : you did ? aj : it was amazing . you 're amazing . [ kissing ] miranda : i have to go ? aj : what ? miranda : i - i just , um ... aj : miranda . miranda : i - i just really need to go . aj : are you serious ? [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] [ celia and pete lie in bed together , she under the covers , he on top ]
pete and celia end up in new york and go to a fancy hotel pete tells celia they only had one room but tells her he will sleep on the floor . pete wants to take celia dancing at a club but celia reminds pete that she left her suitcase with her clothes in pine valley and only brought an overnight bag with her . pete arranges for the hotel to bring some clothes to the room for celia to try on and once she finds something she wants they head to the club . celia feels energized after she and pete return from the club and wants to go out and do something else but pete tells her he is tired and they should get some sleep . celia tells pete she would n't feel right if he slept on the floor so she tells him that she will sleep under the covers and he can sleep on top of the covers . jesse thinks he has a lead on cassandra 's whereabouts because his men are following a white moving truck in center city but it just turns out to be a flower delivery . billy clyde decid3es to have the church ladies he gives money to stage a protest to shut down the gentleman 's club which is his competition uri orders vlad to get all the girls out of the club in case the police come jesse arrives at the club later and is surprised to see billy clyde tuggle leading the protest to shut down the club . cassandra continues to hope that her parents will find her but one of the girls tells her that none of them will ever leave until the men are done using them then they will be thrown away like garbage after they0 are hooked on drugs .
tad : did you see the way she looked at me ? joe : who ? tad : simone . ruth : why not ? you 're a total babe . henry : marry me . maria : but please , i know we can make some sort of a deal here ! maddie : mommy ! mommy ! evan : there ai n't no deal ! shut up ! shut up ! [ scene_break ] mia : ugh , i should just go home . i feel completely useless here , worrying about edmund . liza : you know , being at home alone , worrying , is going to be worse . i mean , going over our financials , however , is n't going to be exhilarating . i think fusion 's in big trouble . tad : would that be spelled s - i - m - o - n - e ? liza : please do n't tell me . she 's not in prison or anything ? tad : god forbid , no . i do n't know . i was just in the neighborhood and thought i would come and ask if you wanted me to follow up on michael cambias . liza : i do n't know , i think he 's been successfully throttled by his father . mia : and erica . tad : now , wait a minute . no you do n't . i worked long and hard on this thing , ok ? you got to prosecute . i mean , he engineered that whole fraudulent lawsuit -- mia : listen , can we just not discuss legal issues until simone is safely back here without an arrest warrant taped to her chest ? tad : there 's an idea . ok , fine . got any magazines ? liza : you 're going to wait for simone ? tad : no . you know , i 'm just visiting , you know . entertain me . liza : why are you really here ? tad : i told you , i 'm just being neighborly , you know . matter of fact , i was just going to ask carlos if he wants some help with the air conditioner . liza : oh , no , no . you know what , i think there 's more than enough hot air here . you 're very transparent . tad : me ? liza : yeah . simone 's got you all puffed up , using you as an example of some kind of sexy . tad : oh , please . does this outfit make me look fat ? [ loud laughter ] greenlee : whoo ! simone : the goddesses of the fusion tiki hut have returned triumphant ! kendall : yes ! liza : really ? this is going to fly ? tad : you found this guy already ? mia : god , we really need this campaign to kick our sales way up . simone : oh , we are so going to be recognized the world over for this one . carlos : so you 're getting men to sell your makeup ? tad : go figure . simone : mm - hmm . kendall : true . simone : tell them , tell them . kendall : ok , ok , ok . greenlee : she 's even made a believer out of me . mia : so you found our guy ? the man who 's going to be the sexiest man in america ? kendall : we found lots and lots of guys . greenlee : yeah , and while they were lining up for us , every woman on the beach followed them and checked out our products . tad : wish i had been there . simone : well , you can relive it with us . liza : can we see the tape now ? simone : yes , yes , yes ! kendall : we were going to invite the guys back to the office , but -- greenlee : but it would 've been chaos . simone : ah , well , i 've cut together some divine chaos for your entertainment value . wait till you see it . singer : what women want today maggie : you think marriage is going to solve our problems ? henry : in a way , yes . ok , we can forget all about the exam and who cheated . i 'll take care of you . i 'll support you . maggie : oh , i get it . you get my dream . you become a doctor , and i get to be married to the dream . henry : you do n't have to answer right now . maggie : oh , yeah , i do . because it is an unbelievably lame idea , and there is no way i would ever say yes . maddie : mommy ! maria : oh , my god ! maddie , can you hear me ? evan : the kid 's going to drown ! maria : maddie ! hang on , baby ! oh , my god ! let go ! evan : ow ! maddie : mommy , help ! maria : maddie ! maddie , can you hear me ? aidan : let her go ! maria : maddie ! maddie : help ! maria : maddie ! aidan : come here ! maria : maddie ! where are you ? simone : ok , wait . ok , ok , i got it now . ok , everybody settle in , settle down . tad : got any popcorn ? mia : ah ! [ rock music plays ] greenlee 's voice : we are looking for the sexiest man in america . simone : whoo ! kendall : hmm . who 's my next victim ? greenlee : we need a model for our ad campaign . man : i would love to . second man : are you the sexiest man in america ? greenlee : yeah ! look at this group of sexy guys . kendall : whoo ! simone : whoo ! greenlee : we still need a confident man . can we find him ? [ cheers and applause ] simone : oh , i love my job ! so , what do you think ? tad : i think i ca n't believe you got paid for that . liza : the guys look fabulous . simone : yes . tad : liza , can any of them spell `` fusion `` ? looked like an episode of `` baywatch . `` kendall : aw . liza : honestly , they looked good to me . tad : yeah , i 'll bet . turned into a mating call . where 's a garden hose when you need one ? mia : i think it 's brilliant ! simone : yes ! greenlee : we have stuck gold . simone : yes . kendall : this is going to bring fusion right to the top . [ fusion women cheer ] maggie : it is not the 1940s , henry . i am studying to have `` m.d. `` after my name , not `` m - r - s `` in front of it . i have ambition and i have goals . henry : so do i . maggie : yeah , god knows , so does your mother . i 'm the first person you asked about this , are n't i ? henry : what do you mean ? maggie : well , you did n't go to my cousin david and offer him a few goats in exchange for my hand in marriage , did you ? henry : i 'm trying to save us here . maggie : no , you 're trying to keep the truth from your mother . henry : yeah , that 's a part of it . look , maybe you see her as some sort of stereotype , all right ? the dragon lady sitting at the all - you - can - eat chinese buffet . maggie : oh , please , that is so unfair . henry : no , you do n't know the woman who has helped carve a business out of nothing , whose strength and courage has made my life possible . maggie : you do n't owe her your future , henry , or mine . henry : i love my mother . i admire her . you do n't know what i owe her . you have no relationship with your own mother . maggie : it 's true . henry : look , you 're right . i do n't want my mother to find out about me . i do n't want to see the hurt and the disappointment in her eyes . i mean , all my life , my mother 's been proud of me , and now -- maggie : i get it , henry . i get it . henry : no , you do n't get it . you do n't think it 's a big deal to bring dishonor to your family . for me it 's a very big deal , maybe the biggest . maggie : we made an unbelievably huge mistake . but that does not mean that we lose out on any chance at happiness . we can go to the professor together , and to the dean . henry : i could be happy married to you , maggie . maggie : we 're not ready for that . and even if we were , of all the reasons to get married -- as a consolation prize , or to keep me quiet ? henry : no , that was n't what i was thinking . maggie : because you were n't thinking . it is an unbelievably lame idea , and it would only make things so much worse than they already are . maria : maddie ? maddie ? can you hear me ? [ helicopter approaches ] aidan : i know who you are , flanders ! i know your past hits and all the people you killed . i know you shot and murdered someone in memorial park . and now it 's over . all i need to know now is the identity of the person that you shot . come on , bring it on . evan : all right , all right . you ca n't say i did n't put up a good fight , though , huh ? maria : maddie ? maddie ? do you hear me , baby ? maddie , if you can hear mama -- baby , scream out so i can hear where you -- where you are ! maddie ! maria : maddie ! no ! no ! maddie ! greenlee : you know what we need ? tad : yeah , a cold shower . greenlee : a brainstorming session . we need to talk images , concepts , and we have to take notes . i do n't want anything to slip by us . tad : might i hazard a query ? liza : i vote no . tad : do n't help . what happened to all kinds of sexy ? kendall : what do you mean ? tad : at the chinese restaurant , i seem to remember a lot being said about , oh , intelligence , romance , courage , humor , even maturity , adding up to sexy , or was that just a lot of hot - and - sour hyperbole ? liza : are you feeling a little left out ? tad : no , i just think the tape was kind of , you know , weighted towards beef jerky . simone : we were at the beach , tad , and there are half - naked men at the beach . kendall : yeah , we have to drawn in people that are teenagers and up . liza : you can still enter the contest , darling . simone : oh -- actually , no . no , he ca n't . i 'm sorry . liza : aw . simone : well , we had to come up with some rules , you know , at the beach . kendall : yeah , we have to narrow the field of contestants . greenlee : no one associated with fusion can enter , and there 's an age cap . simone : yeah . liza : but i 'm assuming that if we ever branch out into the support hose market , we 'll be calling you . simone : oh , it 's not like that . tad : to the moon , liza . liza : do you think you could send me there ? tad : i used to . simone : really ? did he ? liza : more than once or twice . simone : oh , shazam . tad : ladies , i wish you luck with the kindergarten contest . in the meantime , i 'm off to the mall to buy myself some bran . kendall : aw , tad -- greenlee : stop it , stop it ! tad : no , no , no . i hope it goes well . see you later . simone : aw . oh , carlos -- oh , we have you to thank for all of this . i mean , really , if you had n't done that tv spot for us , i never would 've come up with this idea . carlos : ok , but tad 's right . there 's more to being a man than what you look like or how much you can lift . kendall : that 's true , that 's true . there is kindness , and how you rate in the romance department . mia : or whether or not your eyes go all sparkly when you smile . simone : huh . i never really looked at it that way . mia : edmund has sparkly eyes . simone : yeah , ok . anyways , you are the best now , and if we did n't disqualify all the fusion employees , you would win hands - down . carlos : thank you . simone : mm - hmm . carlos : i think . simone : yes . carlos : well , good luck with your brainstorming , ladies . i 'm out . liza : carlos , you should stay . we could use your point of view . simone : yes , yes . carlos : no , i really got to go meet kenny at the gym to discuss my case . simone : at the gym ? carlos : well , yeah . his firm is n't letting him represent me without pay , so he 's putting up the cash and i 'm paying him back with some training sessions . kendall : well , are n't you a smarty - pants . liza : you know , i think that kenny would do just about anything to make you happy , simone . greenlee : kenny adler , america 's sexiest man ? simone : my kenny ? greenlee : hey , can you wait a minute ? carlos : yeah , i guess . greenlee : carlos , you 're a gentleman and a great guy , and -- carlos : it 's all right , greenlee . i really do n't want to be in the contest . greenlee : it 's not about that . carlos : oh . greenlee : you could get into a lot of trouble protecting simone . carlos : kenny 's a very good lawyer . greenlee : this is n't breaking into a high school or putting posters up all over town . when simone aired that commercial nationally , she was messing with the f.c.c . carlos : yeah , so ? greenlee : so , you 're very noble and it 's very impressive , but you can let it go now . carlos : did i just miss something ? greenlee : you can change your mind . you do n't have to bail out simone . henry : you said you loved me , so -- maggie : i 'm a freshman in college . henry : and i love you , so -- maggie : we would be crazy to get married . you know how strenuous medical school is . oh , i almost forgot -- only one of us would be going . what , did you think i would learn the family business and raise little chins ? henry : did i say that ? maggie : it does n't matter . maggie : this is n't about whether or not we love each other , henry . this is about doing the right thing , no matter what the cost . henry : professor stevens likes you . she 'd cut you a break . maggie : she already told me i was as good as on the street . she worships you . you were her golden boy . why do you think she assumed i was the one who cheated ? henry : but if you threw yourself on her mercy and explained how you just froze and that it had never happened before , and that you 'd taken quizzes since -- maggie : no , that is your story . you tell it . i do n't believe i actually thought you loved me . henry : no , i do . i -- if i did n't , this would be so easy . but you 're forcing me to choose between you and -- maggie : and your mother . henry : no . medicine . maggie : medicine is n't what drives you . it 's music . henry : music ca n't be my career . maggie : well , it could n't while you were hot on the doctor track . but now -- henry : it 's not possible . maggie : professor stevens could n't get over the fact that every single mark on our papers was identical . i would have changed some of the answers if i cheated . i told her that . henry : yeah , so what ? maggie : so i think that you did it on purpose . i think that you wanted to get caught because then you could just kiss medical school goodbye and fall back on plan b -- music . henry : no , i was n't thinking , ok . i froze . i mean , i 'm not a practiced cheater . i screwed up my whole life because of one stupid midterm exam . what is wrong with me ? maggie : you say you 've dishonored yourself , but there is still an honorable way out . henry : are you going to tell professor stevens your side ? maggie : this is not my side . there is only one side , and that is the truth . you know , you want your honor back . why do n't you try telling it ? henry : you do n't know what this means to my family . maggie : what if i told professor stevens the truth ? my story . what would you do ? would you call me a liar ? i 'm the new kid in town with the sketchy past . the dean and the whole school would probably believe you . henry : probably . maggie : and you 've done fine on the past quizzes . so when it 's time for final exam , do you think that you would just sail through it with no problems ? you do n't think that a tiny bit of your conscience would mess you up again ? henry : i 'd die before i did anything like this again . maggie : but you wo n't take the heat for it now because you 're so worried about what your family will think . well , what about the person that your mother raised you to be ? what is it going to do to you ? maria : maddie ! maddie ! no ! [ helicopter approaches ] maria : hello , madeline flora grey . i love you very much . maddie ! madeline flora grey ! answer your mother right now ! right now ! carlos : you want me to let simone go to prison ? greenlee : it was simone 's stupid idea . she should take responsibility . carlos : ok , come here . come here . look . how do you think simone 's going to do in jail ? greenlee : she was miss popularity last time . carlos : yeah , well , a holding cell is a real country club compared to real prison . i ca n't let her go to jail . anyway , kenny says he can make this all go away . greenlee : you 're an exceptional guy , carlos . simone : that 's not any joke . you 're not kidding . you are my -- our guardian angel . thank you . thank you , thank you , thank you . carlos : i 'll be seeing you . simone : ok . have fun at the gym . tell kenny i said hi . carlos : i will . simone : ok . oh , gosh . ok , so we are in agreement that my sexiest man contest is the answer to fusion prayers , right ? greenlee : if we can pull it off . simone : if ? it 's , like , as good as done . kendall : i mean , you have to admit that tape did make you feel pretty good . mia : yeah . liza : yes , it sure did . simone : well , women across america are going to be thanking us . greenlee : for what ? i mean , it 's not like we can troop every woman in the country into our office to watch tapes of sexy men . simone : yeah , i know that . greenlee : and we do n't have the funds to pay for tapes to get it out there or to pay for commercial airtime . simone : well , i did n't suggest that . greenlee : and your days of airtime piracy are over . liza : forever . simone : all right , whoa . all right , when did this turn into pick - on - simone day ? i thought we all agreed that this was huge , right ? greenlee : i 'm just trying to figure out how you turn this outrageous idea into something you can actually use . simone : first we have to hit all the hot spots where all the sexy men are . greenlee : how impractical is that ? simone : ok , then we will ask women to nominate who they think the sexiest man is . greenlee : and how do you plan to get the word out to these women ? send you on a city - by - city tour ? simone : greenlee , why do you have to be so mean ? greenlee : i 'm just sick and tired of working with the biggest user on the planet . kendall : that is so unnecessary . mia : greenlee ! simone : gee , how do you really feel ? liza : greenlee , 20 minutes ago , you were all for this contest . greenlee : this is n't about the contest . this is about simone letting carlos take the fall for her . kenny : you 're late , carlos . carlos : i know . i 'm sorry . boyd : fusion keeping you pretty busy ? kenny : all those demanding women ? boyd : so , what happened ? their demands keep you all tied up ? kenny : yeah , how is work ? tad : oh , you mean now that the women of fusion are hot on the trail of america 's sexiest man ? boyd : what does that mean ? tad : well , get this . instead of hiring a beautiful woman to sell their cosmetics , they 've decided to use the ultimate male to do it . kenny : do n't women want to see what the makeup will do for them ? carlos : kenny , it 's more like they want to see the effect their beauty has on us . tad : more specifically , a hot , hunky youngster . kenny : you 're taking this personally . tad : you bet your butt i am , counselor . you did n't see their demo tape -- `` return to muscle beach . `` honestly , i felt so -- boyd : what , cheap ? tad : no , invisible . kenny : well , how does this contest work ? carlos : well , they 're devising that plan right now . kenny : so all they 're going to be judging are men 's bodies ? carlos : well , and their faces , too . kenny : like , for how long ? tad : until they find their perfect specimen . kenny : damn . boyd : you know , chemistry and math , they make perfect sense . no matter how complex the problem , you can always arrive at the right solution . but women , why do they have to be so -- kenny : inscrutable ? carlos : unpredictable ? boyd : try unfathomable . tad : gentlemen , please . with all due respect , you 're making them out to be a lot tougher than they are . carlos : well , you have all the answers ? tad : maybe . to all the questions worth asking , anyway . kenny : how ? tad : well , despite the rather secondhand appearance , you may have your fields of expertise . i have mine . boyd : right , tad the cad . you 're a legend in pine valley . kenny : so , do n't keep all the secrets to yourself . boyd : yeah , come on . provide some continuing education for the rest of us . henry : hi . i just need the dean 's office hours . no , i do n't want to make an appointment . i just need -- regina : how you doing ? henry : ok . regina : for a guy whose world is falling apart ? henry : it 's not like i 'm a victim . i should 've just come clean in the beginning . waiting has only made it worse . regina : henry , what have you done ? henry : other than ruin my life ? regina : it does n't have to be ruined . henry : whatever . maggie 's right . i 'm not in this alone , and i ca n't let her take my punishment . i 've got to go tell professor stevens and the dean . regina : henry ! henry , that 's the absolute worst thing you could do . maria : maddie ! maddie ! if you can hear me , baby , swim -- swim to mama ! maddie : mama ! maria : maddie ! maddie ! maddie : mama ! maria : come here , baby . are you -- oh , my god ! i got you , honey . oh , my precious -- maddie : mama . maria : oh , my god . oh , my god . oh , my precious maddie . it 's ok . it 's ok . simone : i told carlos that i did n't want him taking the rap for me . greenlee : while you were kissing him and gushing that he 's your savior ? simone : ha - ha , that 's rich . you know , why do n't you check your jealousy at the door for five minutes so we can discuss business ? tad : do yourselves a favor , gentlemen , keep it simple . because i guarantee you , the woman you find the most beautiful will always be the most infuriating . boyd : that 's it ? that 's all you 've got ? everybody knows that . the question is , what do we do about them ? tad : rule number one -- never kill yourself trying to figure them out . half the time they do n't understand themselves . how are you supposed to ? simone : i will never understand you . greenlee : no kidding . simone : get it through your head , all right ? carlos and i are friends , greenlee . just friends . greenlee : not for your lack of trying . simone : ugh ! you know what , you 're right . you know , i would love to have more . yeah , he 's fabulous . yeah , you know what ? but there 's one problem . the poor guy is crazy about you , so either go after him or get over your jealousy trips because you just might drive carlos into my very willing and available arms . tad : maybe we better take this on a case - to - case basis . you do n't need any help . your dance card 's already full . simone 's lusting after you as it is . carlos : we do n't have to discuss simone right now . tad : oh , yes , we do . because whether you like it or not , she 's waiting for you to make a move . any move . carlos : yeah , well the only moves i want to make are towards greenlee . kenny : good for you . you go for it . carlos : yeah , well , greenlee 's not accepting any of my moves right now , so -- tad : [ imitates buzzer ] thank you for playing . this leads us to rule number two . half the time , you ca n't believe what a woman says or the signals she 's sending out because i happen to know for a fact that greenlee does want you . simone : why do n't you just admit that you want carlos , hmm ? just say it -- `` i want carlos . `` it 's easy . `` je desire carlos . `` `` i - ay , ant - way , arlos - cay . `` kendall : ok , guys , can we please stop wasting time and get back to business ? simone : she can do it . mia : wasting time ? kendall : no , men are not worth all this angst , i 'm sorry . mia : hello , we 're basing an entire contest , an entire campaign , on men . liza : we 'd better think they 're worth something . simone : well , kendall is just going through her i 've - been - dumped blues . kendall : no , you know what , i 'm swearing off men . i 'm over them . i 'm done with them . love is for suckers . tad : subtlety is the key , gentlemen . always let them think they 're calling the shots , as opposed to the 99 % of the time they actually are . liza : i hate your defeatist attitude . simone : yeah , it 's really not fusion . kendall : tough . it 's me . mia : you know , my fiancé cheated on me and left me , and i 'm not letting that break my spirit . liza : oh , you ca n't . men are just men . they 're unorganized and they 're bullish and they always think they 're in charge . you ca n't let them define you . they 're messy . i mean , the havoc they cause in your home is nothing compared to what they do in your heart . they 're impossible to tame . tad : they 're moody – liza : stubborn – tad : so stubborn . simone : and arrogant – boyd : constantly stirring up trouble – kendall : lying , cheating , using – kenny : using every trick in the book to wield their power over you – greenlee : then suddenly they 're making your life worth living . carlos : you realize you 'd lie down and die for them . liza : men . tad : women . henry : i ca n't let all this fall on maggie . regina : you ca n't tell me that maggie wants you to sacrifice your life for her . henry : regina , i cheated . there 's no getting around it . i deserve to get kicked out . regina : you would have sat through the exam and handed in a blank piece of paper at the end if maggie had n't shoved her paper in front of you . henry : no , that 's not how it was . regina : i was watching the whole thing . she offered you a way out , and you were so freaked , you took it . henry : that does n't mean i 'm not guilty . regina : henry , you 're , like , the most honest , honorable , decent guy that i know . henry : you mean i was . regina : maggie set this in motion , not you . why should n't she take some of the heat ? henry : no , no . regina : all right , i barely know her , and maybe her family wo n't care . but alma ? henry : my mom will hate me . she 'll never forgive me for this . regina : your mother loves you more than her own life , and this -- this will kill her . henry : she 'll get over it . regina : maybe maggie buys that , but you and i both know better . this is n't just about you . henry : it 's about all of us . it 's about my entire family . regina : exactly . maggie does n't get that . henry : i ca n't lose maggie over this . regina : well , that would n't be an issue if she really loved you . henry : yeah , well things are pretty screwed up right now . regina : well , just promise me you wo n't rush into doing something that could entirely wreck your life . henry : hey , what choice do i have ? i ca n't lose maggie . regina : why ? henry : because i love her . regina : does she love you back ? henry : yes . regina : are you sure ? maybe -- maybe you just have n't looked around enough . henry : where ? regina : here . what about me , henry ? maria : thank you . edmund : oh , my god . maddie : daddy ! mommy called and i swam to her . edmund : are you cold ? you look cold . maddie : i 'm ok , daddy . i promise . edmund : listen , would you do me a favor , sweetheart ? would you go with derek to those nice guys in the ambulance and talk to them , the guys that gave you the blankets ? maddie : the e.m.t.s ? edmund : yeah , ok ? maddie : ok . edmund : all right . i am so proud of you . i love you so much . maddie : you know what ? edmund : what , sweetie ? maddie : mommy says she loves me . edmund : of course she does . she always has . come on , sweetie . um -- derek is -- derek said aidan 's going to be fine because he 's got the boat covered , ok ? maria : ok . you ca n't believe how amazing maddie was . she was so brave and she was so strong . i mean , you raised such an amazing child , edmund . edmund : she 's got a lot of you in her , you know . always has . maria : i was in the water and i could n't see her and i could n't hear her , and i thought i 'd lost her . and i could n't deal with that at all . i could n't deal with the fact that i thought she was gone . oh , my god . edmund : i will never forget what you did for us , maureen . maria : she 's so precious to me , edmund . edmund , something happened , and -- maddie : daddy ! edmund : i -- i should go to her . maria : yeah , of course you should go , yeah . we 'll have time . we 'll have time to talk . oh , my god . edmund , i 'm home . i 'm finally home . regina : i hate to see you wasting yourself and your future on a girl who does n't get you . henry : maggie gets me . regina : remember when we were at sleep - away camp together ? henry : camp tamarack . we were kids . regina : still nice . henry : i 've known you since preschool , regina . you 're like my sister . regina : no , i 'm not . think about it , henry . we 've shared things that you could never explain to maggie . we could be incredibly great together , and i know who you are . does maggie ? tad : there you go . all you got to do is commit these rules to memory . just do n't try them all at the same time . you 'll sprain something . just stay in shape , whatever you do . no matter how much they say that there 's all kind of sexy , nobody wants to get into bed with jabba the hut . boyd : is that why you 're here ? tad : it just so happens i go to the gym for me , ok ? because i care about my health and my well - being . excuse me , i 'm going to take a nice schvitz . kenny : he 's going to work out . boyd : it 's got to be for a woman . carlos : you know it . kenny : totally . greenlee : you know , before we get back to work , the announcement for stuart chandler 's outsider art show . simone : introducing works by carlos reyes , yes ? greenlee : yeah , yeah . i found this by your stuff . simone : what are you doing digging through my stuff ? greenlee : never mind that . why did n't i get one ? simone : gee , i wonder . maybe it 's because you 've never given carlos any reason to think that you 'd want to go and support his art . but you do , do n't you ? i should get my camera -- greenlee , finally ready to admit she does care . maddie : can i call abuela ? edmund : abuela ? sure . here you go , sweetie . just press call , all right ? maddie : i 'm not a baby . edmund : i know , baby . ok . you ok ? maria : yeah . yeah . it 's -- it 's just -- edmund : should i get a doctor ? aidan : get a man down here ! lower a man down now ! come on ! officer : [ through bullhorn ] get to the wheel . turn hard to port . she 's headed for the rocks . edmund : i should 've never put you in this position . it was too dangerous . maria : no , edmund -- edmund , listen to me , please . something happened -- derek : what you got ? maria : when i was in the water . officer : we got a call coming in . can we drive closer to that boat from a launch ? maria : what 's going on ? derek , what 's going on ? did you hear anything about the boat ? derek : they 're getting a boat to go alongside -- officer : it 's too late for that . maria : what do you mean , it 's too late for that ? derek : excuse me . lieutenant frye . he ca n't drop anchor ? there 's got to be a way for him to get to -- [ explosion ] maria : oh , my god . maddie : what was that ? maria : oh , my god . aidan ! oh , my god . [ next_on ] kendall : i came here because i want something , and i 'm not leaving until i get it . lena : men mean nothing to me , bianca . bianca : and what are women good for ? lena : love . joe : you are not going to be in the o.r . during your daughter 's surgery . maria : i ca n't just let him die , edmund . i 've got to do something .
maggie tells henry he 's being selfish , and that she wo n't marry him to cover his tracks . later , henry realizes that he needs to tell the truth , but before he can go , regina stops him . she says she wants to be with him , and that she understands him more than maggie . the fusion sexy - man contest is a big hit with the crowds . the girls celebrate their success and plan for the future . greenlee gets jealous when she sees simone hugging carlos . she tries to tell carlos to stop protecting simone , but carlos says he 's doing the right thing . later , the women complain about men being stubborn and arrogant . meanwhile , tad , carlos , boyd and kenny dissect womankind at the gym . maria jumps in after maddie and desperately searches for her . while she 's swimming around , maria gets all her memories back ! she finally finds maddie , and the helicopters take them back to the docks to reunite them with edmund . maria tries to tell edmund that her memories are back , but she gets interrupted . aidan continues struggling with flanders . he finally knocks flanders out and frantically tries steering the yacht . but it 's too late and the yacht crashes . maria screams for aidan from the docks .
[ greenlee laughs ] ryan : kendall , what the hell are you doing -- how did you get in ? kendall : i 'm sorry . i -- i forgot my papers . i -- i 'll get them , and i 'll go . ryan : wow , how pathetic are you ? i mean , do n't you know when to give up ? kendall : i 'm sorry . i never meant to -- ryan : first , you crash the wedding ? well , guess what -- the honeymoon is off- limits , so get out . greenlee : just ignore her , ryan . it 's not like she matters anymore . ryan : you 're right . you 're right , so -- so where were we ? [ as ryan and greenlee kiss , kendall wakes up on the sofa ] kendall : oh , i better get out of here . [ key turns in lock ] [ scene_break ] [ at his cabin door , krystal greets david with a big kiss ] krystal : is this the welcome i get ? i thought you 'd be happier to see me . david : call me a skeptic , but when someone comes on this strong out of nowhere , i do n't usually trot out the welcome wagon . krystal : you think this is strong , huh ? doctor , you ai n't seen nothing yet . [ scene_break ] bianca : babe ? what 's wrong ? hey , there , it 's mommy . honey , it 's ok . i understand . i was n't thinking . she just -- she started crying , and i just picked her up . but , of course , how could you not be upset ? i should n't have picked her up . babe : no , bianca , do n't . you should hold that baby . [ scene_break ] tad : i left a message . thanks a heap . maria : hey , tad . what 's going on with you ? tad : right back at you , doc . what 's the story with edmund ? maria : oh , he 's -- right now he 's in physical therapy , so if you see any bedpans flying , duck . tad : yeah , sure . maria : what 's going on ? tad : i wish i knew , honey . maria : you need any help ? tad : actually , yeah , that would be great . i 'm looking for a medevac pilot -- you know , one of the guys that makes the runs between here and llanview ? maria : yeah . tad : his name is paul cramer . do you know him ? maria : well , not personally , no . tad : hmm . he 's supposed to be on duty , but apparently he 's missing in action . what do you know about him ? maria : not a lot , and probably more gossip than fact , but he was the pilot piloting babe and bianca , right ? tad : right , exactly . that 's what i 'm working on . i 'm trying to get my hands on the crash report . the only problem is that your new nurse is kind of immune to my charms . maria : is there anyone immune to your charms ? well , what 's got you so worried ? tad : i got a bad feeling . i still do n't think we have all the story about what happened the night that chopper went down . [ scene_break ] babe : that probably kind of came out wrong . i 'm sorry , and i do n't mean to push anything . it 's just godmothers should hold their godbabies , right ? bianca : yes , well , godmothers should also know when to back off . here . there you go , sweet bess , back in mommy � s arms right where you belong . babe : you know , she should probably get back to her nappie anyway , even though she 's not really much one for sleep . it 's like she 's afraid to close her eyes , because she 's afraid she 's going to miss out on something . bianca : oh , i was the same way . at least that 's what my mom said . here . babe : you can give it to her . bianca , you do n't have to ask permission or worry every time you want to do something for bess . being godmother is not just an honorary title . bianca : i just do n't want to worry you . babe : nobody is worried . i do n't want you ever to feel uncomfortable around her , because you should n't . maggie : and bess , she definitely is n't uncomfortable around bianca . i mean , that baby was crying her eyes out when she heard bianca 's voice . it was like she just stopped to listen . babe : see ? she loves her godmother already . bianca : well , we 're here to talk about wedding stuff , so why do n't you fill me in on the whole maid - of - honor gig . do you have any requests ? babe : you know what ? would you guys mind if maybe we did this later ? i just -- i just feel kind of pooped all of a sudden . bianca : ok . oh , i understand . being a mom must really take it out of you . so you just -- you take a nap with bess , and i 'll go talk to the seamstress and get everything worked out with her . babe : do n't you worry about the whole maid - of - honor bit . you just show up in your dress and look beautiful . maggie : she can do that . bianca : and , you , get some sleep , ok ? you 're going to be a gorgeous , gorgeous bride . [ bess cries ] babe : oh . honey , it 's ok . do n't you worry . mama 's here . mama 's right here . [ scene_break ] krystal : at my own risk ? well , nothing too dangerous so far . david : you got to know where to look . krystal : that 's why i 'm here . ever since i was old enough to know the difference , i chose the bad boy every time . david : hmm . i 'm honored . krystal : do n't be . david : so what is this mood that you 're in ? krystal : restless . david : sure , you are . now , i do n't know exactly what inspired this , and frankly , i do n't care , but i just want to be clear . how far are you willing to go ? are you ready to join me on the dark side ? krystal : honey , i 'm already there . [ scene_break ] j.r. : kendall ? kendall : oh . oh , it 's you . j.r. : if i would have known you were here , i would have just knocked . kendall : no , let 's just -- let 's just keep this our little secret . j.r. : i 'm just -- i 'm just happy you and -- you and ryan are worked out . kendall : oh , yeah , yeah . we -- we worked everything out , all right . actually , i owe part of it to you . if i had n't taken your advice , i would n't have watched ryan marry greenlee . j.r. : what ? kendall : yeah . it was beautiful , j.r. you should have seen it . it was a garden setting , flowers everywhere , classical music , a castle as the backdrop . i -- really , i could n't have asked for more . [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're a maniac ! greenlee : i just followed your lead ! ryan : yeah . greenlee : nothing but moonlight and stars -- it 's like we 're the only two people awake in the world . ryan : you obviously forgot about the close call with the raccoon . greenlee : yeah , well , he ran for cover when you hit fifth . i still ca n't feel my fingers . ryan : well , that 's what you get for holding on so tight . greenlee : it was either that or road rash . that corner ? i thought you were going to lay the bike down . ryan : you liked that , huh ? greenlee : oh . ryan : ha . like i would do anything to hurt you . somebody sent us flowers . greenlee : you think they 'll explode ? ryan : only one way to find out . greenlee : it 's from the hotel -- `` happy honeymoon . `` is n't that sweet ? they probably thought we 'd order breakfast in bed like real honeymooners . i 'm sure that there are some honeymooners that ride motorcycles . so , now what ? i could go for some food , like breakfast or lunch . ryan : i got a better idea . how about we go to bed ? greenlee : you want to go to bed ? ryan : well , i mean , we 've covered a lot of ground , and we have n't slept since -- you 're exhau -- you can barely keep your eyes open . greenlee : oh , do n't count me out yet . i 'm still up for anything . i mean , you 're right . the sleep thing -- it sounds like a plan -- as long as you do n't tell me those stupid , scary stories . ryan : deal . greenlee : so , which side of the bed do you sleep on again ? and do n't tell me you 've taken up snoring , but , i mean , that 's ok if you have , because , you know , i can sleep through armageddon , really , but -- ryan : are you really up for anything ? greenlee : name it . ryan : how about we head back to pine valley , sleep on the plane ? greenlee : ok . why not ? i 'll be ready in 10 . ryan : ok . [ knock on door ] ryan : are you expecting someone ? greenlee : room service ? [ knock ] officer : it 's the police ! we 'd like a word ! ryan : you break any laws recently ? greenlee : i just took the soap and the shampoos . i mean -- [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : good afternoon . officer : can we come in ? ryan : yeah , i mean , if you make it quick , because it 's our honeymoon . officer : oh , congratulations , but i 'm afraid the love of your life 's gotten herself into a bit of a situation . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , god , i feel like such an idiot . j.r. : i 'm used to my bud pulling some crazy stuff , but he blew it . is there anything i can help you with ? kendall : just keep being my friend . j.r. : you 've got that , and you know it . kendall : thanks . j.r. : hmm . kendall : so what are you doing here ? j.r. : cambias / chandler business , but ryan wanted the super to give me a key . if everything between you and ryan blew up , what are you doing here ? kendall : more proof that i 'm certifiable . i do n't know . i guess i just -- i wanted some kind of stupid closure . god , i hate that word . j.r. : did it work ? kendall : hell , no . j.r. : what you and ryan had was so great . do you guys think that you could ever get -- kendall : all right , now , do n't , do n't , do n't , do n't , do n't even say it , j.r . i have memorized your last pitch about riding it out to happily - ever - after . all i had to do was trust and then i could have the complete package -- a happy marriage and a bundle of joy . well , i did that , and i got screwed . j.r. : yeah , well , there 's no guarantees . kendall : ok , well -- oh , great . well , now you tell me . and by the way , trust does not give you happiness . it just leaves you open for more hurt . so if you 're about to give me another pep talk about trust , i do n't want to hear it . j.r. : hey , i agree with you . i was wrong . trust is totally overrated . [ scene_break ] babe : there you are , bess . just go to sleep and dream your sweet baby dreams . [ bess fusses ] babe : mama 's right here . paul : that little cute baby you love with all your heart , hmm ? as easily as i gave it to you , i could take it away . babe : bianca did n't kidnap bess . she thought that she was miranda . and bianca is n't going to jail . she 's suffered enough thanks to your little crash landing . paul : oh , well , you 're right about one thing . she does n't deserve that , not like you do . [ scene_break ] david : if you came here to confess your sins , i 'm not interested . you want absolution for your broken commandments , hey , join the club . krystal : confession never did anything for my soul . i think you 'd agree with that . david : all right , so what do you want ? krystal : i guess i 'm looking for a distraction , unless you 're going to go and be a gentleman on me . david : doing the right thing is the last thing on my mind , believe me . krystal : why do n't you come over here and tell me about it . david : there 's really nothing to tell . krystal : i like you surly . now , do you have a hate on for someone in particular or just the world in general ? david : i 'm just sick and tired of all the rules , living up to other people 's expectations . what 's the point ? krystal : hmm , i 'll drink to that . david : take what you want , get what you can . if somebody crosses you , you make them pay . krystal : well , there 's the evil dr. hayward i 've heard so much about . who let you out of your box ? david : let 's just say that i 've been enlightened . when babies die for no good reason , it causes you to rethink what the hell it 's all about . krystal : and what 's your conclusion ? david : for starters , if god would take bianca 's baby away , there is no god . [ scene_break ] [ bess fusses ] babe : i love you . yes , i do . [ babe giggles ] babe : you 're so sweet . paul ! what are you doing here ? my god . my baby . where 's my baby ? oh , my god ! paul ? my baby ! please tell me where my baby is ! bianca . bianca : my baby -- my baby 's gone . my baby . where 's my baby ? babe : i do n't know . i do n't know ! paul , where 's bianca 's baby ? just tell me what you did . where is she ? [ babe gasps ] babe : oh . bess . babe : winnie , hey . do you think you could watch bess for a little bit ? i got to run out of the house . it 's an emergency . thanks . [ scene_break ] kendall : thank you so much for getting me out of there . j.r. : yeah . fresh air sometimes helps clear the head . kendall : yes . mine is definitely clear . yours seems a little frayed . why did you agree with me ? i mean , after what ryan pulled , there 's no way i 'm trusting anybody ever again , but , you , you 're , like , the poster boy for the perfect daddy and , you know , husband . what 's going on ? j.r. : well , it 's nothing i ca n't handle . kendall : is it babe ? do n't tell me the wedding 's off . j.r. : no , the wedding is definitely still on -- ugh -- right down to the rice . make that seed . babe thinks she 's going to save the birds . kendall : ok , i do n't get this . i do n't get this at all . you 're renewing your vows , you 've got this fantastic , healthy baby daughter that you 're christening , your life is going exactly where you want it to , and you do n't seem very thrilled . so what am i missing ? j.r. : you 've got your hands full with your own problems . kendall : yeah , tell me about it . hmm . thanks . j.r. : listen , i 'm sorry if my pitch only landed you a front seat at ryan 's wedding . kendall : yeah , that 's not your fault . i kind of put my own spin on things and got kicked in the teeth . i just have to figure out what to do now . j.r. : you got a raw deal , kendall , but you ca n't give up . hey , what you need is a plan . [ scene_break ] ryan : what did you do ? what did she do ? what law do you think that she broke ? officer : technically , she 's done nothing illegal . ryan : but we have a situation ? greenlee : remember when you stopped for those little powdered sugar doughnut holes ? i took a detour . officer : your wife was trying to purchase something she had no business buying . greenlee : i 'm a shopaholic . you know that . ryan : i -- i do n't -- i do n't get it . not drugs . cuban cigars ? endangered furs ? greenlee : of course not ! officer : it 's ok , sir . we did a background check on a ms. du pres lavery . she 's not a felon . ryan : oh , well , that 's good to know . greenlee : i told you . does that mean i get it ? officer : it 's your lucky day . but why you 'd want one is beyond me . ryan : greenlee , greenlee , what -- what is going on ? greenlee : thank you so much . you have no idea what this means to me . officer : well -- greenlee : if you do n't mind , i 'd like to give it to my husband in private . officer : whatever floats your boat , lady . second officer : thanks again for your donation to the department . it was real generous . greenlee : you 're welcome . it was worth every penny . surprise . ryan : yeah , the cops were surprise enough . what is this ? greenlee : i 'm honoring our prenup . ryan : well , we should have quit at the `` no sex `` clause . did i mention that the surprises had to be good and legal ? greenlee : the surprise is good and legal and useful . open it already ! [ ryan laughs ] ryan : oh . ok . i 'm the only guy on my block with one of these . greenlee : you like ? ryan : well -- [ greenlee laughs ] ryan : it 's my color . but it 's a bulletproof vest . i 'm afraid to ask why . greenlee : when we announce that we 're mister and missis , you 're going to need all the protection you can get . [ scene_break ] david : bianca fought so hard for that baby . her love for that child was the one thing that kept her going . what kind of god would let that happen and what kind of sick world would kill that hope ? i 'm sorry . i guess i 'm on a rant . krystal : no , that 's all right , david . i mean , sometimes you got to let it out . david : from now on , i 'm going to do what 's good for me , like tonight . can i get you some wine ? krystal : ahem . no , i 'm -- i 'm fine . david : do n't back down now . you want distracting ? i 'm very prepared to distract . [ phone rings ] david : let it ring . [ ring ] krystal : oh . sorry , i -- [ ring ] krystal : babe ? babe : oh , mama , thank god you picked up . krystal : well , what 's wrong ? babe : everything . i have to find paul . i 've got to know exactly what he meant about taking my baby . krystal : no , babe , you can not do that . babe : mama , i have to know . krystal : where are you ? babe : he 's the only one that knows exactly what happened that night . he can tell me everything . he can tell me about the crash and the babies -- krystal : babe , you can not talk to him . babe : but , mama , i have to turn off my cell . i 'm at the hospital . just -- just meet me down here if you can . krystal : babe -- [ phone hang up ] krystal : babe ! david : so much for the dark side , huh ? krystal : something -- something 's not right . i -- david : it 's all right . go help your daughter . krystal : i will . i will . sorry . david : wait a minute . next time you need distracting , you know where to find me . [ scene_break ] maria : so why do you think paul cramer might be responsible for this ? tad : well , i do n't have any proof , but i just got a bad feeling about the guy . maria : you talked to him ? tad : yeah , and he had all kinds of answers , but there is definitely something funky going on in that head . maria : ok , well , this might be good news . paul cramer tested negative for drugs and alcohol . tad : yeah , ok , so he was clean and sober . what does the official report say ? maria : the cause was mechanical failure , not pilot error . tad : so i got a gut feeling and no place to go . babe : i need to see paul cramer . do you know where he is ? it 's really important . doctor : no , i really have no idea . maria : you know what , honey ? i got to go . i got to check on my patients , but good luck with this . babe : is he in llanview ? tad : thanks for your help . maria : yeah . see you later . doctor : he 's not in the hospital right now . babe : is he flying today ? doctor : i do n't -- i -- babe : well , he has a pager . you have to know where he is . doctor : look , i 'm sorry . i ca n't give out that information . [ babe sighs ] tad : i did n't have any luck , either . you ok ? babe : yeah . i should go . tad : so you can find paul ? why are you even looking for him ? babe : it 's no big deal . tad : oh , is it such a good idea after he threatened you and bess ? i 'm looking for him , too . i mean , i know your mother tried to wave me off , but i do n't think i 'll let him get away with threatening j.r. 's baby . babe : i just want to talk him about that night . tad : well , maybe i can help you out , because i just checked out the investigation report , and the crash has been officially ruled an accident . babe : well -- did you think that paul maybe crashed us on purpose ? tad : i got a suspicious mind . happily , i was wrong . babe : well , you were there that night , right -- tad : yeah . babe : when they found bianca and me and -- and bess , but -- so what happened ? what was paul doing ? did he have bess ? tad : he was nowhere around . after we found you and bianca , we found the baby , and we assumed she was bianca 's because bianca was so close to her due date . babe : you think the baby was bianca 's ? tad : hmm . babe : then -- then how did you know that -- tad : that bess was yours ? is that what this is about ? are you afraid that paul made a mistake and you 've got the wrong baby ? babe : i never thought such a thing . bess is mine . how could you even say something like that ? tad : because i had the same doubts . i mean , come on . two mothers , one baby . the odds could definitely go either way . but just so you do n't worry , bess is definitely 100 % yours . babe : of course she is . she 's pure chandler . tad : well , just in case there 's a whisper of a doubt floating around in there , i 've got proof to back it up . babe : what kind of proof ? tad : oh , like i said , i had my own doubts , so i had a dna test run . babe : you did what ? tad : i 'm not proud of doing it on the sly . i just had to know . but the test proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that bess is 100 % yours . babe : tad , you had absolutely no right . tad : i wo n't argue that . babe : does j.r. know -- tad , did you use his dna ? tad : no , j.r. does n't know anything . my father used blood samples from when you were in the hospital . krystal : what the hell are you doing here ? tad : what do you mean , `` what the hell `` ? why do n't you ever breathe before you start barking at me ? krystal : you 're sniffing around for paul cramer , are n't you ? tad : and what if i am ? krystal : i told you , lay off , let it go . tad : krystal , i do n't take orders from you , especially when somebody starts threatening people i care about . krystal : what have you been saying to babe , huh ? are you ok ? babe : he was just telling me about a dna test . krystal : you 're going get another dna test ? what is wrong with you ? tad : would you just listen before you go off ? krystal : i told you to leave it the hell alone . babe : mama , stop . it 's not him . it 's me . i 'm the one that 's asking all the questions . i had another dream , and this one seemed real . [ scene_break ] kendall : j.r. , i know you mean well , but you 're getting ready to christen your daughter , you 're planning this beautiful wedding . your mind is in a completely different place than mine . j.r. : yeah , but i also know what it 's like to take a knife in the back . you either take it and cave or you use it and make yourself stronger . i 'm not saying lay waste to ryan . he 's a friend of mine . i 'm just saying i want to see you come out of this with a little bit of pride intact . kendall : i do n't know . it 's pretty shredded . j.r. : it does n't always have to be that way . sometimes , living well is the greatest revenge . kendall : oh , my god . that 's it . j.r. : what is ? kendall : i know what i have to do . i know . i 've figured it out . i just -- i just hope i have the strength to pull it off . [ scene_break ] ryan : word from the cockpit -- smooth flight all the way . greenlee : the real turbulence is going to happen when we touch down . kendall -- i 'm sure she 's spreading the good word all over town . ryan : about the wedding of the century -- i do n't care what she does . greenlee : hmm . wo n't keep me awake , either . but i am glad we 're going back . if we ca n't break the news ourselves , at least we have a shot at damage control . ryan : seems like a hell of a honeymoon . greenlee : you got to admit , people wo n't be very happy about this . ryan : well , i 'm happy . are you ? greenlee : very . ryan : well , from now on , that 's all that matters . sweet dreams . greenlee : are n't you forgetting something ? ryan : ring -- wife -- i 'm good . greenlee : our contractually stipulated surprise of the day . ryan : wow , i married a hard - liner . greenlee : it was your clause . honor it . ryan : ok . i got something for you , something that you 're probably not expecting . greenlee : well , if i expected it , you 'd be in breach of contract . surprise me . ryan : surprise . greenlee : how -- original . ryan : one of a kind , just like you . greenlee : thanks . but i 've got a ring . ryan : not a dynamite kiddo decoder ring . greenlee : dynamite kiddo ? ryan : yeah . yeah , when i was a kid , i spent a lot of time hiding from the old man . greenlee : sorry . ryan : no , no . no . that 's when i discovered dynamite kiddo and a lot of others . i kind of buried myself in comic books . i kind of read them until they were shredded . and when i ran out , i made up my own . ryan lavery , pi , star captain lavery , defender of the universe , and -- oh , my personal favorite -- hulk lavery , superhero . greenlee : let me guess -- you had x - ray vision . ryan : i still do . no matter how many villains i vanquish , no matter how many narrow escapes , there was always something missing that the real stories had . greenlee : what 's that ? ryan : a partner -- a partner to share the adventure with , to have my back , to help take on the bad guys , and to share a laugh with in the last panel . and after all these years , i found the perfect partner , someone who is worthy enough to wear this ring . may i ? greenlee : i 'd be honored to be mrs. dynamite kiddo , and i promise you i wo n't let you down . we 're heading back to town . how are your superpowers these days ? ryan : oh , a little rusty . greenlee : well , then , you better put on your hulk lavery vest . vest ? ryan : ring ? ready to take on whatever evil awaits us in pine valley . [ scene_break ] david : it would be so easy . [ phone rings ] david : dr. hayward . kendall : oh , david , i was hoping you 'd be there . david : kendall , i 'm in the middle of something . kendall : listen , i get that you do n't want to hear from me . david : should n't you be on your way out of town by now ? kendall : listen , this is about ryan and greenlee . i need your help . [ scene_break ] maggie : hey , you remember that time when we went swimming ? bianca : uh - huh , yeah . it was freezing . i thought you were crazy . now , i guess i 'm the one that everybody thinks is loony . maggie : hey , do n't be so hard on yourself . how was it with bess ? are you ok ? bianca : well , i was n't sure how i would feel , but babe was right . when i held bess , talked to her , just when i 'm with her , i feel so -- i feel so much better . maggie : i was just afraid that it was going to remind you of miranda � s -- bianca : yeah , i know . it 's weird . when i hold bess , i get this incredible feeling of peace . total serenity . i love that little girl so much . maggie : well , that 's wonderful . is n't it ? bianca : i do n't know . i mean , as great as it is , i feel guilty , like i 'm not supposed to feel this way . maggie : there 's nothing wrong with that , bianca . bianca : the way i love bess is how a mother would , and that scares me . i know that she 's not mine , but i ca n't help the way i feel . and i know it ca n't be normal to feel this way about somebody else 's child . maggie : no , but it makes sense . i mean , next to babe , you 're probably closer to bess than anyone . and i 'm sure it put a huge hold on your heart , and then when you took -- i mean , when you and bess , when -- bianca : you can say it , maggie . i kidnapped her . maggie : no . you took care of her . you fed her and you rocked her and you played with her . what you shared with that child was intense . you bonded . bianca : i do n't know . i want to be the best godmother that i can possibly be for that little girl , but i do n't want to screw it up with all these freaky feelings . maggie : loving someone is n't freaky . bianca , you have so much love to give . anyone would be lucky to have it . bianca : i do n't know . i just ca n't help feeling that there 's something more . [ scene_break ] tad : about your baby ? you had another dream about bess ? krystal : would you cease and desist ? babe : mama , you do n't understand . tad , he did another dna test , and now i know the truth for sure . i mean , do you even know what a relief that is to me ? today , when i saw bianca holding bess , i got this terrible , queasy feeling in my stomach , but now -- now i can hold my own baby without any doubts . there wo n't be any more bad dreams . krystal : that 's my girl , honey . you just forget all that bad stuff , ok ? forget about it . i 'm sorry for going off on you . tad : forgiven . krystal : can we just drop it now for good ? [ phone rings ] tad : hang on . i got to take this . babe : mama , this dream -- you do n't even understand . i dreamed that my baby vanished and then bianca 's vanished , and then for some weird reason paul cramer kept popping up in it , and then i ended up with bianca 's baby . krystal : honey , you heard tad . that dna test proves that bess is all yours . so you just concentrate on that wedding and the baby 's christening , ok ? babe : something 's nibbling at you . krystal : `` nibbling `` ? honey , it 's eating me alive . i mean , every time we talk about that night , i relive it , all the horror and the worrying , thinking that i came so close to losing you . i just do n't ever want to have those feelings again . babe : so you promise there 's nothing wrong ? krystal : honey , why should there be ? we got a wedding to think about . babe : i got a good idea . how about the two of us , we 'll go home , and we 'll go play with bess , because it 's really been a long time since we just hung out . krystal : that sounds so good , but i have an errand that i just have to run , ok , honey ? i love you . i do . babe : i love you . krystal : ok . i 'll see ya . babe : ok . [ scene_break ] david : sounds like you 've thought this out . kendall : it 's what every married couple deserves , do n't you think ? david : i 'm all for it . kendall : so then i can count on you ? david : i 'm in . kendall : yes . thank you . thank you , david , so much . you will not regret this , i promise . david : i would n't miss this for the world . [ scene_break ] [ krystal pays another visit to the site of the copter crash ] krystal : oh . hi , my sweet angel . i would have come before , but -- so many people love you and miss you . i never knew a tiny soul could touch so many lives . and i 'm sorry . i know it 's wrong , but i ca n't tell them . i just ca n't . babe : mama ? what the heck are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : did you see the look on the driver 's face ? you really do have superpowers . ryan : i 'm just a big tipper . hey , whoa , whoa , whoa , hold on . not so fast . greenlee : oh , no -- you do n't have to . it 's not in the contract . ryan : indulge me . greenlee : if it 's what you really want . ryan : here , you take these . [ greenlee squeals as ryan carries her over the threshold ] ryan : welcome home , mrs. lavery . kendall : surprise ! smile . [ a flash captures the stunned look on ryan and greenlee 's faces as kendall takes their picture ] [ next_on ] greenlee : how about a warm pine valley welcome for mr. and mrs. ryan lavery ? kendall : may i be the first to kiss the groom ? reggie : let the cat fight begin . babe : what are you keeping from me ? i can tell that it 's something bad . it 's about the baby .
kendall finally persuades david to help her plot a plan against ryan . jr seems to understand what kendall is going through although he does not reveal his own plan with babe . babe keeps having nightmares that paul kramer took her baby or bianca 's and that bess is not hers ' . she informs krystal . tad is looking for paul kramer , aware that he knows something he 's not telling , yet he assures babe that he believes that bess is undeniably hers ' and not bianca 's .
[ adam feels chest pain and pours himself some liquor . ] colby : are you trying to kill yourself ? [ scene_break ] jack : get yourselves dressed . i mean right now . both of you , come on . erica : what is going on here ? ava : how do i look ? jack : oh , you know what -- you 've done enough . sean : we were just watching tv . jack : sean , do n't lie to me . ava : oh , thank you . oh , erica , it 's so good to see you again . are we rolling ? erica : no , we are not . jack : this is not -- erica : pam , i said cut ! jack : an audition , ava . sean : ahem -- has anyone seen my belt anywhere ? erica : ok , that 's it -- we 're finished here , that 's a wrap . pam : but this is too fantastic . erica : stop -- no -- please , turn the camera off and go . go ! jack : what the hell were you thinking ? ava : sean was just helping -- erica : i do n't want to know the details . jack : what about lily ? what if she had come downstairs and seen this ? sean : i did n't think lily was -- erica : yeah , exactly -- you did n't think . jack : where is lily ? huh ? lily : right here . what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] annie : the hotel is amazing . it 's right on the beach . hey , is emma up ? di : oh , no . she went to bed a little while ago . she had a long night of dress- up . how is the divorcy - moon going ? annie : hmm -- i was hoping i could say good night to emma . di : um -- sorry . how 's ryan ? annie : um , he 's -- he 's -- he 's fine . di : what are you doing right now ? annie : unpacking . di : ok , half that trip is a honeymoon . now , you are in an unbelievable suite , i know , and -- and you 're unpacking , and you 're talking to me ? where 's ryan ? annie : he 's -- ahem -- out on the beach . di : what , by himself ? annie : with her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you did n't fight for me when i sent you the divorce papers . fight for me now , ryan . ryan : when you left me , greenlee , i did n't think that i would ever get over you . greenlee : i ended it , i know . i -- i could n't stay and watch kendall , watch you both -- i left . but i was hoping that you would come after me and ask for another chance . i was hoping you would scream , `` greenlee , i ca n't live without you ! `` ryan : greenlee , you sent me final divorce papers . greenlee : to give you that chance . i wanted to forgive you . tell me i 'm right . tell me you still love me . ryan : when i told you i loved you , i was telling the truth , greenlee . i -- i did love you -- then . greenlee : you ca n't just stop something like that . ryan : it 's just it 's different now , greenlee . i have annie , and i love her . and i have a family with her and a life with her . look , when you told me that you did n't want me to fight for you , i did , and then when you wanted me to fight for you , i did n't . it -- we had our chance , greenlee , and it slipped away . and now , i 'm fighting for annie . greenlee : this is n't about annie . this is about the child . you would do anything for that little girl . [ scene_break ] lily : why is this man here with a camera ? are we making a movie ? erica : no , lily , definitely not . jack : sweetheart , it 's nothing to worry about . it 's just a little something that erica 's putting together for her new show . lily : you 're mad -- your mouth is down . sean : my bad . ava : hush up , sean . hey , lily . erica : you know what ? we -- we have enough . i 'll see you tomorrow , pam . pam : but i want some -- erica : pam , you do want to keep your job ? jack : listen , i need to -- i need to talk to sean and ava , but it 's -- it 's all fine . lily : you do n't look fine . erica , did you come to offer ava a job ? erica : no . thank you , pam . good night . sean : lily , do n't worry about it , ok ? i was just telling uncle jack i 'm going to crash with my mom for a few days . lily : but you 'll come back , wo n't you ? sean : ahem -- we 'll see . jack : sean ? i 'm not asking you to move out . sean : i know , i know . i just -- i need to do this , for now , at least . i do n't want to freak out lily . jack : appreciate that . we 'll talk later . sean : i 'm sure we will . jack : yes . erica : sean , did n't i tell you to stop playing with fire ? sean : i got burned . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . you knew that this was going on ? [ scene_break ] ryan : emma is not the reason i fell in love with annie . greenlee : if you 're going to tell me all the reasons annie is amazing , do n't . just do n't . ryan : it happened because it happened . greenlee , i -- i was meant to find her . greenlee : we were meant to grow old together -- wrinkly and saggy and crazy , you and me . ryan : at one time , i believed that , too . greenlee : i spent a lot of time on the ocean when i was gone -- two different oceans , actually . and i 'd pick up the sand and let it run through my fingers , and watch as the waves washed it away . every time i 'd think of you , coming home to you . ryan : but you did n't . greenlee : but i 'm here . we 're here . and you want a divorce ? ryan : at one time , i offered you everything . i offered to go anywhere , to run away , to do whatever you wanted , greenlee . and we did things your way -- you left , and i stayed , and now you 're telling me that 's not what you wanted . well , i ca n't read your mind . greenlee : but you ran away from being a father ! you drove off a cliff to avoid it . ryan : i did n't believe that i could be one . greenlee : and you can now , because of her ? i -- ryan : when i lost you , and i lost erin , got my brother whole again , just -- there 's a lot , greenlee . a lot has happened since you left -- a lot . and i have to look at life differently now . and honestly , i love what i see . emma and spike are my chance . they 're my chance to do it right this time , and annie is a big part of that . greenlee : and , what , you have a prepackaged family , your problems are solved ? i -- ryan : i came back from biking off that cliff for you , not because i was sure i wanted children , greenlee . i came back for you . however i could , i was sure that we could -- we could make it work . i gave you every single piece of me . i gave you all of it , and you turned it down . greenlee : do you think i wanted to ? do you think i enjoyed that ? ryan : you went way out of your way to -- to let me know that it was over , greenlee . you begged me not to come after you , you begged me to let you go , and you know what ? i accepted that . it took me a long time , but i did . and now i 've started a new life , with someone else . [ scene_break ] annie : i am not starting my marriage not trusting my husband . di : who said anything about not trusting ryan ? it 's greenlee you -- you should worry about . annie : i 'm not worried . hey , is it bad form to open a bottle of champagne by yourself ? di : no . grab that bottle of champagne and get your butt down to the beach . remind greenlee that ryan has moved on . annie : and , what , look like the paranoid wife ? di : no -- you look greenlee in the eye and tell her you are not going anywhere , that she ca n't walk all over you . annie : look , ryan will handle this . di : uh -- can you see the beach from your window ? annie : if i wanted to . di : why do n't you go to that window , then , right now ? annie : well , i ca n't really see it and -- no , no , i 'm not spying on my husband . di : do n't be so noble . annie : ryan can handle greenlee . di : pick up the room phone right now and tell them to bring you up a pair of binoculars . annie : i trust ryan . di : there 's not a little part of you freaking out right now ? annie : uh - uh . absolutely not . di : you 're dying to know what 's going on -- admit it . annie : ok , maybe a little . i 'm fine . honestly , i 'm -- i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] adam : call off the search party . i am alive and well . colby : i called your office . they said you were in your boardroom . adam : yes , i had some business to take care of . colby : were you and j.r. going at it again ? adam : you 're my daughter . you 're not my mother or my wife . colby : dad , unless you 're going to toss back some shots with your underage daughter , do n't you dare . yeah , i did n't think so . adam : i will drink what i please . colby : the doctor said you should avoid alcohol while you 're recovering . adam : well , the doctors are worried about malpractice suits . i know what i can and can not handle . colby : i 'm calling your doctor . adam : do n't you have homework ? colby : do you want to end up back in the hospital ? adam : yeah , if it 'll stop you harping at me . colby : you stop -- stop being such a jerk . dad , in case you have n't noticed , i 'm the only one left in this house who gives a damn about you . i love you , so , yeah , it does make it my business . you 're the only dad i get . do you know what it 's like to see your father wheeled into the er ? to see him so weak , and he does n't even care ? you 're killing yourself . and i do n't want you to die . [ scene_break ] jack : lily ? ava , can i have a moment alone with erica , please ? ava : yeah . lily , let 's go upstairs . i know -- we 'll talk . jack : so how long have you known about ava and my nephew ? erica : what do you mean ? jack : what do i mean ? i just found them half - naked on my living room sofa . erica : yeah , on your living room sofa . i do n't live here anymore . jack : oh , i see -- so you chose to ignore this , huh ? let them have sex any place they want any time they want -- to hell with the consequences ? erica : i told sean that it was n't smart . i offered my advice . i mean , whether he takes it or not , that 's not my place . jack : oh , and since when did you ever let your place get in the way ? erica : since we filed for divorce . jack : what about lily ? erica : i 'm worried about both sean and lily . but i ca n't play den mother anymore -- i do n't live here anymore . i ca n't just go reporting back to you . jack : damn it , we 're not talking about a harmless prank or somebody cutting a few classes here . erica : i am well aware of the risks that come with ava . jack : but you chose to ignore them ! erica : i chose to ignore them ? you are the one who invited ava to stay here . i warned sean . you , on the other hand -- you clearly did nothing to prevent this . jack : i 'll tell you what you did -- you come in here , and you take charge again , but then you do n't bother to tell me anything about it . erica : hey , is this about them or about us ? pam : still getting the audio ? man : every word . pam : that 's right . keep on talking into those mikes . we 're looking at gold . [ pam and her cameraman keep shooting through the window ] [ scene_break ] colby : dad , you 're supposed to be resting . you just had a heart attack . i mean , you -- adam : i know , i know -- you 're right , about everything . you 're right . colby : you 're not leaving me , dad . you 're going to send me to college , watch me graduate , dance with me on my wedding day . and if i have to ride you until then , i will . adam : no . i 'm not going anywhere . maybe i have overdone it . colby : `` maybe `` ? adam : all right , i have . colby : i came home for you , dad . i want to see you get healthy , ok ? so come here . [ adam chuckles ] colby : you could growl at me all you want , but i am going to stay right here . adam : ok . would you go get my medications ? i 'll take them right here . colby : then what ? adam : well , then , i -- i plan to go a little easier on myself . colby : ok , repeat after me -- i , adam chandler , will do what i am told . adam : i , adam chandler , will do what i want . colby : no -- uh -- `` what i am told . `` adam : oh , yes . um -- ok , i promise that i will listen to my beautiful , beautiful daughter . [ adam chuckles ] colby : i 'll take that . [ scene_break ] ryan : you dropped those divorce papers on me like a rock -- and i deserved it . i -- i hurt you . but i honestly thought that i was n't what you wanted anymore . greenlee : wanting you was never the issue . ryan : i took your choices from you . you demanded them back , so i gave them to you -- the divorce , your freedom . you told me that that 's what you chose . greenlee : but i did n't . i want my life back . you 're a part of that . ryan : do you remember standing in my living room , standing in my living room and telling me that i took all of the decisions out of your hands ? greenlee : it was one of the hardest days of my life . ryan : i signed those papers , greenlee . i finally listened to what you said was your choice . that is the only reason i did n't run after you . [ scene_break ] [ annie sighs ] annie : did i tell you greenlee saved my life ? di : the same greenlee that almost ruined your wedding ? annie : i had an asthma attack on the plane , and we could n't find my inhaler . she found it just in time . di : are you sure she did n't hide it first ? annie : oh . i 'm sure . well -- ahem -- a toast to me , to wives . di : you ok ? annie : perfect . [ scene_break ] ryan : i was so incredibly selfish when i ran from you . and then you left . i deserved it . greenlee : and now you 're punishing me for leaving you ? ryan : greenlee , hurting you is the last thing that i want to do , believe me . giving you your freedom was the only way that i could show you that i still loved you . greenlee : no , damn it ! this is n't right , this is n't fair ! ryan : this is the way that it has to be , greenlee . greenlee : it 's not supposed to be like this . you were supposed to get my ring and leave her . if annie had n't come along , you 'd be with me . [ scene_break ] jack : erica , this is not about us . this is about lily coming down and catching those two right in the middle of what they were -- look -- sean was reckless . erica : yes , sean was reckless , but he was n't the only one who was on that sofa . jack : no , no , absolutely , that 's true , but ava , ava over there -- she 's way too mature for him , way too experienced for him . erica : well , sean is not exactly innocent . and , i mean , what did you expect ? jack , your nephew is a handsome young man , ava 's a beautiful young woman who has clearly been around the block a few times . jack : clearly , and that 's another good point -- sean has no idea where ava 's been . erica : well , you should 've seen this coming . you should have nipped this in the bud . jack : oh . `` nipped it -- `` what should i have done , huh ? locked them in their respective rooms ? erica : no , but you should not have invited ava to stay here . jack : oh . so -- so this is all my fault ? you 're right . you 're right . erica : would you repeat that , please ? jack : you are right . i saw all the signs , i saw the lingering looks , the excuses to hang out together . i should 've seen it coming . erica : well , do n't beat yourself up about it . jack : huh . erica : no , just -- i mean , sit them both down and -- and have a talk with them . jack : it 's been so crazy around here . it 's been nuts . i mean , the -- the trial , greenlee coming back , ava -- ava moving in here , and lily -- she 's so attached to her . erica : i know . raising kids is hard , even with two parents . jack : yeah . well , let me tell you something . it 's really difficult flying solo . it 's been very difficult around here without you . [ scene_break ] colby : here . i 'll go get a pill sorter , but -- adam : no , i know how to take my own pills . colby : oh . adam : ah -- but if it 'll make you feel better -- colby : huh -- yeah , it will . adam : hmm . j.r. is not going to ruin this family . colby : do n't worry about that right now . adam : i worry about you , sweetheart . i 'm not going to let him throw away your inheritance . colby : i do n't care about my inheritance , dad . adam : you will care when it comes time for that fancy wedding . colby : brothers and sisters fight . sometimes they do n't get along . adam : colby ? colby : j.r. and i will be fine . adam : you will be protected . colby : i know -- hmm . i 'm off to bed . adam : ok . good night , sweetheart . colby : you need to get some rest soon . adam : yeah , in a minute . colby : good night . adam : good night . colby : i love you . adam : i love you , too . [ knock on door ] adam : oh . sean : uh -- hi , mr. chandler . is -- is colby here ? adam : get out . sean : look -- will you at least tell her i 'm here ? adam : no . no , i wo n't . she does n't care , and i do n't care . so stay away from my daughter . [ scene_break ] di : call me if you need me . annie : i will . good night . di : night . jonathan : di ? you knew , and you were there ! di : what are you talking about ? jonathan : what am -- that was n't lily at the wedding . that was ava , and you knew the entire time , and you did n't say a word to me . [ scene_break ] annie 's voice : find her , ryan . talk to her . and when you 're done , come back to me . [ scene_break ] ryan : look , i do n't want to hurt you . but this is the way things are and this is the way that they 're ing to be . and -- and there is nothing that you can say or do to change that , ok ? i am sorry . ryan : good night , greenlee . greenlee : happy anniversary , ryan . [ scene_break ] annie : well ? ryan : it 's done . you are stuck with me now . [ annie laughs and kisses ryan while greenlee sits on the beach alone reminiscing about kissing ryan ] [ scene_break ] di : yes , i knew . no , i was n't going to go tell everybody , you know , because i know exactly how ava feels . to have -- to have everyone pass judgment on you when you walk in a room . `` oh -- oh , there 's the slut . she works at a strip club to pay the bills . man , she must be a whore . `` and her -- she -- she hustles men in an alleyway , to eat . whew , she must be pure evil . [ jonathan chuckles ] jonathan : excuse me . i 'm sorry that i think that you 're far better than ava . di : i 'm not . ava did n't do this to play you . jonathan , she did it to know , for just a minute , what it feels like to -- be loved . jonathan : i 'm not buying it , di , because she 's a con . and now , she 's fooling you , too . di : no , you know what ? she 's not fooling me , because i 've played her game . you want to know what it felt like when i was playing that game , when i was pretending to be dixie ? i felt horrible , and -- and guilty . but it also -- it showed me that i was capable of being this other person . you know , if you raised your expectations of ava , she might meet them . jonathan : oh -- how can i do that , hmm ? she just -- threw herself at me . di : what ? jonathan : ava just kissed me . di : ok , see , that 's probably the only way that she knows how to get your attention . jonathan : oh , would -- lily knows how to get attention without people touching her , ok ? di : ok ! you know what ? this is not about you and lily . for god 's sake , every woman is not going to be some ideal version of your sweet lily . most of us have flaws , jonathan . most of us are human . i mean , i would expect you to understand that , more than probably anybody . [ scene_break ] jack : i just feel like our family -- hmm , my family -- slipping away from me . erica : no , no , no . they 're -- they 're just growing up . jack : maybe i just expect too much . hmm . erica : well , i 'm sure you 're not the first -- first person with teenagers to feel that way . jack : ava , sean -- boy , that really puts a hell of a wrinkle in things around here , does n't it , and i have no idea what to do about it . erica : deal with it -- head - on . jack : the last thing i want is to force sean out of the house . erica : to force sean to live with barbara ? no , i do n't think so . jack : yeah , he would n't last more than a few nights with her . erica : like most of the men she takes . jack : but with these two making like rabbits here all the time , i -- and lily here ? i ca n't have that . erica : well , you know what ? fortunately , lily does n't seem to have noticed . jack : not yet . do you know how it would break her heart if i told ava she had to move out ? erica : well , jack , it 's still your house . and you make the rules . if sean and ava are old enough to engage in `` adult behavior , `` they should behave like adults . jack : you 're absolutely right . erica : i 'm so sorry i came down so hard on you . it 's been stressful . jack : yeah . i 'll tell you something else you 're right about . this is not just about the kids . erica : it 's really late . i have to go . jack : yeah . erica : yeah . good night . jack : mm - hmm . good night . [ scene_break ] [ phone beeps ] colby : `` look out your window `` ? colby : what the hell are you doing ? you want to kill yourself ? sean : surprise . colby : ah -- get in here . come in . i do n't know what i 'd tell my dad if you break your neck . sean : oh , look -- look , i tried the front door . he did n't want me to see you . colby : you see this , sean ? it 's a phone . it 's used for calling . sean : well , i wanted to see you . and i need a place to crash . colby : what happened ? you get kicked out of your uncle 's place ? sean : sort of a mutual understanding . colby : so you come here ? sean : well , it 's just -- it 's getting way too crazy over there . colby : huh -- well , wait -- i would n't call this a house of sane people . sean : well , i sure as hell do n't want to stay with my mom . look , can i just crash here tonight till i figure out what 's next ? colby : yeah , but you 're going to have to hide here in my room . sean : is that a problem ? colby : no problem . [ scene_break ] ryan : morning , greenlee . greenlee : morning . ryan : greenlee , this is mr. harry oakes . harry : you 're mrs. lavery . greenlee : for about five more minutes . annie : ahem -- i 'm going to go for a walk . let you take care of this . greenlee : whew . well , let 's get this over with . [ scene_break ] lily : hey , ava want to do something with me after work today ? ava : um -- sure . you want to go to the mall and get those shoes ? lily : the ones from the magazine ? ava : yeah . what are you , a size 9 ? lily : you , too ? then we can share . text me later . ava : sure . maybe we can get some dinner or something , too . lily : i have 17 minutes to get to work . bye , dad . jack : bye , sweetheart . ava : cereal ? ok , i get it . ahem -- fire when ready . jack : is that what you want ? ava : since when does that matter ? jack : i 'll tell you what -- no tirades , just some ground rules . you stay away from my nephew . ava : well , now , that 's up to sean , now , is n't it ? jack : not in my home it 's not . well , this is lily 's home , too , right ? jack : i saw a condom . have you two been using protection ? ava : oh , god . please do n't get all sex ed class on me . jack : no , i 'm going to get all sex ed class on you . have you been safe ? ava : duh . ok ? sean is smart , and so am i . condom every single time . you want to know what kind ? jack : no , you can spare me that . there is something i do want , though . i want you to take an hiv test . ava : great . well , i do n't think lily would like this -- all this accusing ? you wanting me to get some blood test , because you think i 'm a dirty little nympho ? jack : well , i think lily would see the logic in it , ava . ava : really ? well , let 's just try that out on her -- see whose side she takes . jack : you may think you know lily , but you 've only just met her . ava : well , she 's my sister . we got a , you know , thing . jack : yeah . well , sister , you 've already torn your ticket with me . so why not ? let 's alienate lily , as well , huh ? sure -- let 's tell her all about your past . let 's tell her that you do n't think enough of sean , or her , or her family to take a simple blood test to make sure you 're not playing with her cousin 's life . ava : fine , i 'll tell her the truth . she knows about sex , right ? she 's got to know about safe sex . jack : yes , you bet she does . i 'm sure she can even tell you the percentage of how many times condoms are reliable in stopping the transmission of sexual disease . as a matter of fact , i can tell you that . it ai n't 100 % . ava : wow . what would sean do without his big , bad uncle ? jack : my family , ava , is the most important thing in my life . ava : jack , if you 're so hot on family , how come you let erica leave you ? [ scene_break ] erica : i asked you to turn that camera off . pam : this is what you pay me the big bucks for . it 's good , is n't it ? erica 's voice : that is so right . erica : did you get the whole conversation ? pam : no one wants to watch nice , pleasant tv . either pump up the drama , or lose the audience . erica : do n't do it again . pam : ca n't guarantee that . you wanted all - access . if you do n't like something , hit delete . you have editorial control . erica : and i plan to use it . pam : i was just doing my job . you wanted juicy , you wanted real -- here it is . speaking of which , we need to come up with something big and splashy for your anniversary . nothing like a romantic wedding anniversary to call off a divorce . you 're not listening . hmm , i 'm not sure what he 's holding there . i could n't get a shot of the picture . you know what it is ? maybe we could shoot an insert shot if we need to . erica : it 's our wedding photo . [ scene_break ] colby : hmm . hmm . colby : good morning , sleepyhead . how was the floor ? sean : hmm . who needs a mattress ? colby : hmm . in the middle of the night , you started talking in your sleep . sean : i did n't say anything incriminating , did i ? colby : if i told you , it would ruin all the fun . sean : well , for you , maybe . colby : hmm . you know , you 're quite the singer . i could n't really make it out , but it was something between flaming yahoos and `` happy birthday . `` [ sean chuckles ] sean : you should have recorded it . colby : well , next time i 'll keep my mp3 handy . hmm , so , what do you want to do today ? sean : no clue . i 'm a man of leisure . [ knock on door ] adam : colby , it 's your breakfast . [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's your turn . harry : well , sign at the yellow tabs . greenlee : there . it 's done . [ next_on ] ryan ( to annie ) : i do n't want to go back to pine valley like this . annie ( to ryan ) : what are you trying to tell me ? greenlee ( to kendall , di , & babe ) : as of now , i 'm chief in charge , so get with it or get on out .
alone in the mansion , adam begins to have chest pains again . as he holds his chest , he heads for the bar . he starts to pour a drink when colby comes in and asks him if he is trying to kill himself . erica and jack walk into the living room to find sean ( half - naked ) and ava on the sofa and the camera is rolling . erica places her hand over the camera lens . jack demands to know what is going on . erica orders her assistants out . jack wonders about lily and where she is and what would have happened if she had walked in . lily walks in and the cameraman turns the camera on her . annie is on the phone and tells di that their hotel is right on the beach . ryan and greenlee continue to talk , to try to get things worked out between them . greenlee begs him to fight for her now . ryan makes the decision to stay with annie and let things end with greenlee .
angie : who is it ? jesse : it 's just me , baby . i wanted to check on you . you know , actually , truth be told , i was wishing i could see you . angie : well , you 're going to get that wish real soon . jesse : so you ready to do this ? marry me all over again ? angie : i 've waited 10 plus 10 years to do this . you better believe i 'm ready . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , would you do what angie and jesse did -- what they 're going to do ? would you marry me all over again ? zach : huh ? kendall : what ? zach : i married you twice already . kendall : no , i 'm serious . zach : in my heart , i was always married to you , even before i met you . always only you . kendall : mm - hmm . zach : how much time we got ? kendall : i do n't know . [ knock on door ] kendall : oh , hold on . hold on . hi , i thought that you were meeting us at the casino . greenlee : yeah , change of plans . i do n't do stag . i 'm not the sad little wallflower who goes to the party alone . that 's not who i want to be . kendall : well , then , who do you want to be ? greenlee : the girl that knows that everything 's going to work out with aidan . i 'm strong , confident , brave . do i look brave ? [ scene_break ] tad : today is a huge day , little one . it 's huge -- yes , huge . and not just because you ate all your cling peaches , which is enormous . really , i 'm not kidding . i do n't know how you do that . it looks like somebody already ate it . no , today , your uncle jesse and your aunt angie are getting married . is n't that great ? huh ? is n't that amazing ? [ dixie watches wistfully ] [ scene_break ] angie : oh , where on earth did i put those earrings ? cassandra : mom -- angie : i know i distinctly put them in this tote bag . cassandra : mommy -- angie : if i left them at home -- cassandra , i 'm running late . [ cassandra laughs ] cassandra : dr. angela hubbard actually has the jitters ? mom , you 're not really nervous . angie : marriage is a serious thing . to stand in front of god and your friends and promise a commitment to one person -- baby , that 's a powerful moment . it 's one i never thought i 'd have again with jesse . i am so blessed . [ scene_break ] frankie : sit down and have a beer . have some breakfast . jesse : i 'm not hungry . i 'm only telling you this because you 're my son and you 're my be -- i ca n't even speak . you 're my best man . i 'm nervous . frankie : huh , huh , huh ? oh , you 've got to speak up . jesse : you heard me . i 'm nervous , ok ? i mean , i got the stomach flipping and i got the heart pumping , and i got to tell you , that food 's about to make me projectile vomit . you might want to -- frankie : are you serious ? jesse : oh , hell to the capital yeah , i 'm serious , man . this is my wedding day . [ scene_break ] angie : two hearts , two souls becoming one . [ scene_break ] jesse : that 's the real deal , man . that 's how it should be when you get married . [ scene_break ] angie : pledging your love and devotion for all time . [ scene_break ] jesse : and you got to know , through thick or thin , baby , this is forever . [ scene_break ] angie : this is forever . [ scene_break ] [ jesse sighs ] frankie : come here , papa bear . [ jesse laughs ] jesse : oh -- now , come on , man , get dressed . frankie : yeah . [ scene_break ] jack : yes , erica , i 'm still very much concerned about our visit . look , aidan and kendall had sex , all right , and greenlee 's completely in the dark about it . yeah , i guess that 's one way to look at it , sure . another way is that her best friend and her fiancé stabbed her right in the back . no -- no , i 'm not going to tell her -- i 'm not . but let 's be clear about one thing . if this thing blows up and hurts my daughter , all bets are off . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you for being my date tonight . babe : come on , j.r. we 're friends , right ? we 're friends , and the best possible parents we can be to little a . j.r. : yeah , well , lately i 've been feeling i 've had to be a parent to my father . dre : colby , are you ok ? babe : did something else happen with adam ? j.r. : he 's out of oak haven , but he 's obsessed that we 're in danger . babe : what ? colby : it does n't make any sense . he wo n't say why he 's so freaked . j.r. : he 's still conked out from not sleeping and all the drugs they have in his system . colby : we took off once he was asleep or else he would n't have let us out of the house . [ scene_break ] joe : and we know you 're anxious to get back to africa . ruth : but we 're really very happy that you decided to stay just a little while longer . darling , these are precious days for us . i hate seeing relatives and friends at funerals . jake : mom , i get the hint . i get the hint . you know how important my work is or wherever it takes me in this world , i got to come home to mama and papa . ruth : [ laughs ] oh , i love this boy . jake : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] kendall : this is beautiful . greenlee : it is . kendall : hello , my dear . this is amazing . you guys , you outdid yourselves . it 's wonderful . wow . zach : hey . i 'm going to try and find the manager to make sure that angie and jesse have everything they need . kendall : that 's great . greenlee : where 's the ladies ' ? zach : it 's right over there . kendall : do you think she 's really ok ? zach : yeah , keep an eye on her . how about you ? kendall : i 'm good . i am . i 'm good . so go and be the big studly boss man . [ zach growls ] kendall : hey , get it together , aidan . now . aidan : this does n't involve you , kendall . kendall : it took a lot of guts for greenlee to be honest with you about not wanting kids . aidan : i 'm not discussing this with you . kendall : aidan , she thinks it could be a deal - breaker . aidan : [ sighs ] this is none of your business . kendall : yes , it is . greenlee is my best friend . and have you forgotten what you and i have been through ? we are so lucky , aidan . we got a second chance . aidan : two words -- go away . kendall : look around . you can have all of this with the woman you love if you do n't screw it up . aidan : you 're still here ? i 'll leave , shall i ? [ scene_break ] robert : now the bride and groom are in the building , so get your diamond tools ready , my friend , because i 'm going to the zoo . i want to see lions and tigers . and elephants . oh , my . [ scene_break ] cassandra : now i ca n't find my earrings . is this from you ? angie : no , i got one , too . cassandra : `` the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom . cassandra , thank you for taking the risk to blossom . love , jesse . `` mom , that poem is by anais nin , who is one of my favorite writers . angie : so that 's why jesse was taking all of those books out of the library . cassandra : ok , read yours . angie : `` i wandered lonely as a cloud , that floats on high o'er vales and hills . when all at once i saw a crowd , a host of golden daffodils . beside the lake , beneath the trees , fluttering and dancing in the breeze . continuous as the stars that shine and twinkle on the milky way . `` cassandra : wordsworth . angie : ah ! cassandra : can you help me put it on ? angie : ah , of course , of course . cassandra : oh , my god , mom . this whole step - family thing really is n't easy , but jesse is so trying . you 're so lucky , mom . angie : we all are . [ scene_break ] krystal : just think , one of these days , you 're going to walk jenny down the aisle . tad : yep , in about 30 years . krystal : you 'll be decked out in your suit with j.r. and jamie and little a . tad : yeah , he 'll be weeping buckets . krystal : oh , like you wo n't ? tad : i 'm not saying it like it 's a bad thing . doubtless , i 'll be crying my eyes out . after all , she 's my little girl . krystal : our little girl . tad : yes , she is . today 's going to be a great day . dixie : no , it 's not , tad . it 's not . [ scene_break ] [ jazz music playing as everyone mills around ] kendall : mmm . this is yummy . i love this ! greenlee : yeah , you ca n't pick it up at the corner liquor store . kendall : yeah , where did you get it ? zach : ah , i had to pull some strings . greenlee : mm - hmm . before my mother boffed a teenager and got banned from france , she dated this guy who owned a vineyard in champagne . michel could get you any bottle you wanted . i , being brilliant , snagged his number . one time , i threw this surprise picnic for aidan -- take this . thanks . [ scene_break ] greg : opal ? opal : greg nelson ? greg : yeah , it 's me . opal : oh -- oh , my . yes , i can hardly believe my eyes . my goodness . oh , my . well , how are you , my dear ? tell me everything . greg : everything ? well , i 'm living in seattle now . and i teach history . opal : oh , my . greg : yeah . opal : you 're just as handsome as you were when -- greg : yeah , i visited jenny yesterday . angie and jesse and i did . we told stories , we laughed , and we cried . it was good . opal : yeah . not a day goes by i do n't miss my sweet jenny . i know how much you loved her . greg : yeah , we all did . she should be with us today . opal : yes , she should . [ scene_break ] stuart : this is supposed to be a happy day . you look so sad . marian : oh , darling , i am thrilled for angie and jesse . i just hope that i 'm wanted here . stuart : well , of course , you are . marian : well , after everything liza did to them , i mean , they have every reason to hold a grudge , too . stuart : oh , angie and jesse are good people . they know the meaning of true love . that 's the kind of love that i have for you . and they 're going to love you , too . marian : and i love you . [ scene_break ] greg : hello , tad opal : that 's greg . he just flew in all the way from seattle . greg : i would n't have missed this for the world . tad : bless me . it 's so good to see you . oh , man . greg : how are you ? tad : you look terrific , babe . hey , i want you to meet somebody . this is my wife , krystal . krystal : hi , i have heard so much about you . greg : oh , no . krystal : oh , excuse me . tad : this little fuss bucket over here . opal : yeah , this is their daughter . greg : hi . opal : her name is jenny . greg : my god , she looks just -- opal : i know . look at those eyes . greg : hi . opal : little mouth . she 's so full of love , just like her namesake . there you go , baby . look at her . yeah , yeah . [ scene_break ] frankie : come on , dad . tad : hey , hey , hey -- mr. hubbard , sir ? jesse : hey . tad : there 's somebody very special here to see you . jesse : he made it ? ne - yo : hey , somebody told me there was some kind of wedding going on here ? jesse : oh , my god . oh , man , i ca n't believe you made it . ne - yo : i said i 'd be here , i 'm here . jesse : you 're here . listen , this is my boy , frankie . frankie : hey , what 's going on ? franklin . ne - yo : franklin . jesse : my bad , franklin . he 's grown now . frankie : that 's right . jesse : and this is my good friend , tad martin . tad : we already met , but it 's still a pleasure . ne - yo : good to see you again , man . jesse : and his brother , jake martin . jake : i 'm actually a very big fan . ne - yo : oh , cool . frankie : not as big as my mother . tad : how ? how do you get a superstar to come to our little festivity ? jesse : come on , man , i made -- i got connections . 20 years going , you never know . ne - yo : when hubbard told me the story , i could n't say no . jesse : my man took time out of his busy -- crazy busy schedule to be here . ne - yo : extremely busy . but not just here , i 'm singing for your lady . tad : oh ! frankie : does mom know ? jesse : no , she do n't know . i want to keep it that way . it 's a surprise . [ all speaking together ] tad : it 's going to be so fun . [ jesse laughs ] fans : can we have your autograph ? we love your music ! jesse : hey , i 'm the groom over here . frankie : i 'm the best man . tad : jesse and angie , ne - yo , and all the shrimp you can eat . jake : does it get any better than that ? tad : it just did . hey , come here . kathy : tad ! do you like my dress ? tad : i love it . you look like a ray of sunshine . give me some . come on . jake : hi . julia : hello . kathy , this is jake , tad 's brother . jake : hello . dixie 's voice : tad needs you , jake . [ scene_break ] babe : you look beautiful . except there 's just one thing missing . a smile . krystal : i know . it 's jesse and angie 's big day . i know i should be kicking up my heels . babe : but you 're worried about adam . i know j.r. said he was getting worse . krystal : it 's just the most helpless feeling in the world when somebody you love is in trouble , and you just ca n't do anything to help them . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , you . how are you ? kendall : good , good . you look nice . remind me to get a picture for mom . you 'll be the new prison pin - up . i think you already are for carmen . jack : have you seen greenlee anywhere at all ? kendall : no , not in the last few minutes . jack : yeah , well , i need to find her . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] aidan : i can live without kids , but i ca n't live without you . [ scene_break ] julia : oh , hey , jackson . jack : hi , hi , i 'm sorry , i 'm just a little bit distracted right now . i just -- [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you mean it ? aidan : i love you , greenlee . maybe i did n't realize how much until i thought of my life without you . we belong together . greenlee : thank you , aidan . thank you for believing in us . aidan : i promised you a great life , and that 's exactly what we 're going to have . i 'm going to get us some champagne . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , sweetheart . hey , hey , hey -- greenlee : hi . [ greenlee cries ] jack : did aidan do this to you ? so he decided to tell you here ? in this place ? greenlee : he took me by surprise . i 'm such an idiot . jack : no , no , no . look , you are not to blame here . greenlee : i brought this on myself . jack : no , no . aidan and kendall betrayed you . that 's what they did . they betrayed you . oh , sweetheart , i am so , so sorry . [ scene_break ] aidan : guys , we 'll have to make a toast . kendall : oh , a toast . ok , uh , thanks . so , what are we toasting ? aidan : greenlee and me . and our future together . events manager : excuse me , the ceremony is about to begin . jesse : this is it . [ scene_break ] robert : damn , it 's not here . cassandra must have that elephant with her . well , looks like i 'm going to a wedding . [ scene_break ] colby : dre ? [ dre and cassandra make eyes at each other ] colby : supercool musician guys are n't supposed to go all mushy over a girl . dre : who you calling `` mushy , `` miss i - brought-16-tissues - to - cry- through - the- wedding ? colby : do n't worry , i 'll share . [ scene_break ] jesse : now , what 's the hold - up , man ? let 's go all ready . frankie : i told you to have some breakfast . low blood sugar makes you very irritable . jesse : everybody 's ready . i 'm ready , you 're ready , ne - yo 's ready . why is everybody just standing around ? frankie : hey , dad . hey . jesse : hmm ? frankie : you 're getting married . jesse : i know . frankie : good . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , hey , let me take you home , ok ? greenlee : i do n't want to go home . jack : then let me take you anywhere . anywhere out of here . greenlee : i 'm fine . i just need my space . jack : please , let me help you . greenlee : let me deal with this on my own . please . jack : just let me know if you need anything . greenlee : i know , dad . thanks , i will . [ scene_break ] [ piano music plays as cassandra enters and joins frankie ] ne - yo : ok , i woke up in heaven today . she kissed me , i floated away , away never felt anything so great all right , now i brace myself for the fight [ jesse stands in the center as angie appears , descends the stairs , and walks toward him ] ne - yo : i 'm light as a feather tonight because i ca n't feel the ground , someone let me down i 've never felt so high as i do now it 's too good to be true i do n't deserve you i never felt good love strong enough to stop this world from spinning stop this world from spinning and i see heaven when she looks at me in her smile is the most amazing dream and in her eyes i fall asleep minister 's voice : dearly beloved , we are gathered here today to celebrate and witness the marriage of angela and jesse . in planning this glorious occasion , they emphasized to me that this wedding is not solely to solidify their connection , but also to celebrate their deep connection with family and friends . so if you would all please join hands . the circle we form represents an everlasting bond . like the love angela and jesse share , it is a continuum that can not be broken , not by time , or distance , or even death . we ask god to bless this union now and always . angela and jesse have asked some of you to read brief passages . we begin with stuart chandler . stuart : in our life there is a single color , as on an artist 's palette , which provides the meaning of love . greg : love is the emblem of eternity . it confounds all notion of time , effaces all memory of a beginning , and all fear . tad : separated lovers find countless , mysterious way of corresponding . by sending each other the song of birds , the scent of flowers , the laughter of children , the light of the sun , the sighing of the wind , the gleam of the stars -- all the beauties of creation . frankie : love is never - ending , nor is it ever begging . cassandra : a man is born , a woman is born for him . frankie : in the fight to find each other , the perfect moment awaits its destiny . cassandra : when they meet , they know . frankie : that 's why love is never - ending , nor begging . cassandra : it is always and forever . angie : when jess -- deep breath . when jesse and i first got married , we could n't share the joy that we felt with the people that we loved . and now , as i look out at all of you -- old friends , new friends , my children , the miracle i 've been given , my heart is so full it takes my breath away . i want to thank all of you . and i thank you , god . jesse : seeing you here as my beautiful , beautiful bride , hearing that song , even the scent of the flowers -- it just makes me feel alive . i mean , for so long i lived in a kind of silence -- no music , no color , just dark . but i survived it . i survived it , baby . and i could n't have done it without you . a lot of you people in this room -- you helped me find my way back home to my family and to my angel . angie : jesse , my intentions are the same today as they were when we stood before the justice of the peace all those years ago . i intend to spend the rest of my life loving you . i will grow with you , i will care for you , and learn from you . when you speak , i will listen . maybe not all the time . when you walk , i 'll be by your side . together , we can go anywhere and do anything . you are my profound joy , my greatest gift . and i will treasure you always . jesse : oh , god , angela , my whole world changed when i met you . you opened my mind , my heart . you made me a better man , and because of you , i have life , i have love , and i 'm going to protect that love with everything i have . i will make you proud , i will make you happy , and i will keep that beautiful smile on your beautiful face . oh , my god , you are my purpose , sweet lady . you are my future , and i ca n't wait to live every minute of that future with you . minister : will you have this woman to be your wedded wife , to live together in a state of matrimony ? jesse : are you kidding me ? minister : will you love her , comfort her , honor her , keep her in sickness and in health , and forsaking all others , keep you only unto her , as long as you both shall live ? jesse : i will . angie : you better . minister : angela , do you take this man to be your wedded husband , to live together in a state of matrimony ? will you love him , comfort him , honor him , keep him in sickness and in health , and forsaking all others , keep you only unto him , as long as you both shall live ? angie : i will . minister : repeat after me . i , jesse , take you , angela , to be my wedded wife . jesse : i , jesse , take you , angela , to be my wedded wife . minister : to have and to hold from this day forward . jesse : to have and to hold from this day forward . minister : for better or for worse , for rich or for poor . jesse : for better or for worse , for rich or for poor . minister : to love and cherish until death do us part . jesse : to love and to cherish until death do us part . that ai n't going to happen this time . [ laughter ] minister : repeat after me . i , angela -- [ angie laughs ] angie : i 'm sorry . i , angela -- minister : take you , jesse , to be my wedded husband . angie : take you , jesse , to be my wedded husband . minister : to have and to hold from this day forward . angie : to have and to hold from this day forward . minister : for better or for worse , for rich or for poor . angie : for better or for worse , for rich or for poor . minister : in sickness and in health . angie : in sickness and in health . minister : to love and cherish until death do us part . angie : to love and to cherish until death do us part . minister : may i have the rings ? jesse : this finger is already taken . it is this ring that belonged to my beautiful mother -- it represents the love we shared in the past . and i wedded you with this ring long , long ago . now this ring is our future . with this ring , i thee we d , and with my worldly goods , i thee endow . angie : with this ring i thee we d , and with my worldly goods , i thee endow . minister : by the power vested in me , i now pronounce you husband and wife . you may kiss the bride . [ as everyone applauds , robert walks in ] joe : to mr. and mrs. hubbard . jesse : hey , hey , that 's dr. hubbard . come on now . angie : well , for today , `` mrs. `` will be just fine . opal : it warms my heart to see the two of you together like that . greg : spirits really do live on . opal : i think so . i feel a spirit in this room right now . and i 'll bet my bottom dollar that it 's jenny . [ scene_break ] tad : what are you doing ? high five . that 'll work , too . that 'll work , too . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i admit weddings have a way of making me a sucker . babe : well , they do have a way of making people closer . j.r. : friendlier . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , hello . you made it . robert : oh , i could n't miss this . can you tell me -- does the happy new couple have a -- like a place where they 're stashing their stuff , because i have a gift that i would like to leave for them . krystal : oh , why do n't you just give it to me , and i 'll take care of it . robert : well , thank you , but this really is something i 've got to take care of personally . do they have a private room somewhere ? krystal : i 'm sorry , could you excuse me ? i got to take care of my baby . excuse me . opal : howdy , stranger . [ scene_break ] cassandra : thank you so much for this -- and the poem . jesse : i do -- i do ok with that ? cassandra : you did great . thank you . jesse : thank you . wow . angie : wow . jesse : i know , right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , honestly , i have never seen such a beautiful bride . zach : really ? i have . aidan : greenlee ? she 's a little overwhelmed . kendall : yeah , wow , greenlee speechless ? zach : that does n't happen very often . kendall : no . greenlee 's voice : oh , my god . aidan had sex with kendall . aidan : ok , darling , tell us what you think . greenlee : ok , i will . [ next_on ] adam : tell me i 'm not too late . dixie : you can still do the right thing , but time is running out . jesse ( to robert ) : looking for this ? greenlee ( to kendall ) : i 'd like for you to carry aidan 's and my baby . greenlee ( to aidan ) : you would n't have a problem with that , would you honey ? i mean , after all , it would give you another shot at doing kendall .
angie , cassandra , jesse and frankie prepare for angie 's and jesse 's wedding day . robert searches angie and jesse 's apartment looking for the stuffed elephant . robert mumbles to himself that he is going to the wedding . everyone begins to gather for the wedding including dixie 's ghost . greenlee and aidan come face to face with each other . aidan comes up behind greenlee and tells her that he can live without children , but he can not live without her . they reconcile with a kiss . after aidan leaves to get them a drink to celebrate , jack comes up and sees greenlee crying . he wants to know if aidan had done this . greenlee confirms that he had . jack begins to look for aidan . jack lets the cat out of the bag about aidan and kendall betraying her . greenlee is numb from the news . angie and jesse exchange wedding vows that they had written themselves .
[ knock on door ] j.r. : you know , you do n't have to knock just because we 're in separate rooms . annie : good morning . [ scene_break ] marissa : has n't she caused enough trouble around here already ? scott : annie was n't the only one at fault , marissa . marissa : no one understands that better than i do . but this is j.r. 's home . it 's not annie 's . she does n't belong here anymore . scott : ok , look , i am sorry if having annie around here makes this harder on you . marissa : `` if `` ? scott : she 's got nowhere else to go , ok ? and then there 's emma . marissa : oh , can we please not bring emma into this , scott ? annie being here has nothing to do with her . you want annie -- god , just like every other man in this house . so what is it , scott ? is it lust or love ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the casino ] ryan : hey . madison : i 'm sorry for yesterday , for the way i reacted when you -- sometimes when people touch me -- ryan : you do n't have to apologize , ok ? you do n't , definitely not to me . because i get it when things kind of catch you off - guard . you know , a slap on the back or an angry voice , and -- well , i do n't know . it just kind of sneaks up on you . so i -- madison : yeah , but you did n't sneak up on me . you were right there with me , and i -- i 'm sorry . ryan : one more `` sorry `` and you 're out of here , ok ? and , plus , this one 's on me . really , i should know better than just to reach and grab you like that . madison : no , i do n't want you to feel like that . you can touch me anytime you want . singer : it 's hard to say the way i feel [ scene_break ] greenlee : whew ! whew . whew . [ spots a butterfly in the park ] opal : you -- you ok , sugar ? greenlee : yeah , yeah . i just -- i just saw something that reminded me of another life . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee ? [ reads a note from greenlee that she 's gone for a run ] [ phone rings ] david : david hayward . tom : mr. hayward , it 's tom . i just wanted to let you know it 's all taken care of . david : so ms. kane wo n't be taking off out of west virginia today ? tom : not on her plane she wo n't . it 's scheduled for maintenance this morning . i fixed it so that they 'll need a new fuel pump . david : excellent . and how long will the plane be grounded for ? tom : i 'd say at least 24 hours . david : ha ha ha ! thanks , tom . great work . [ scene_break ] jack : so how 's pigeon hollow never gon na be the same again . it 's in the middle of nowhere . jack : do you have any idea where you 're going ? erica : no , not really . oh . hey , i think i may have just arrived . ok , jack , i 'll call you back later . hello ? hello ! anyone here ? [ gunshot ] erica : no , do n't do that ! stop ! stop it ! hold your fire ! i 'm erica kane ! doc : oh , so you are ! ha ! and to think i thought you were a wild turkey . we got some running up there by the house . erica : who are you ? doc : oh , pardon my manners . i 'm doc waller . honor to meet you , ma'am . erica : if you 're so honored , you 'll put that down . i do n't appreciate being greeted by gunfire . doc : no , no , i 'm sure you do n't . huh . you do n't scare easy , do you ? i can see why pete chose you . erica : chose me for what ? doc : you 'll find out . erica : well , are n't we going up to the house ? doc : well , no , no . this is good enough , and we can keep our eye out for any wandering turkeys , too . [ chuckles ] erica : well , your home is not very easy to find , mr. waller . doc : please , call me doc . and you did all right . you did ok . huh . erica : is there any particular reason why i had to come here myself ? doc : well , pete cooney -- palmer cortlandt to you -- he gave me some very specific instructions . he said that in the event of his passing , i was to call you , and only you , to come see me . erica : but why me ? doc : well , pete was not an easy man to get along with . i do n't have to tell you that . huh ! erica : no , you do n't . doc : but he said that he never found a friend outside of pigeon hollow he could trust until he met you , ms. kane . erica : the feeling was definitely mutual . doc : hey , now , why do n't i go get us some lemonade , and we can get down to business ? hmm ? erica : oh , ok . that sounds lovely . thank you . doc : do n't forget . erica : oh , the turkeys . of course . ok , i 'll keep my eyes peeled . doc : all right . ha ! [ scene_break ] opal : you know , i 'm glad i bumped into you today . greenlee : yeah ? opal : mm - hmm . i really admire the way you have kept your chin up since you 've been back . i was n't thrilled with that wedding , but still , it was very brave . greenlee : huh . wow . thanks , opal . i do n't think your gal pal would agree . opal : oh , she would . she 'd just never admit it . greenlee : we 're talking about erica , right ? opal : you know , erica only butts heads with the ones that are worth it , the ones who still got some snap in their garters . greenlee : i ca n't wait to snap mine in her face . sorry . you know she 's trying to steal my company ? opal : do n't you try to put me in the middle of that one . you know , i 've done a lot of readings in my day , many of them on you . greenlee : i remember . opal : life had lots in store for you , greenlee . but marrying david ? that was never in the cards . i know they may have predicted some bad stuff for your wedding day , but you were always supposed to end up with ryan . greenlee : life 's full of surprises . [ david walks up to greenlee and puts his hand on her back ] [ scene_break ] madison : uh , that did n't come out right . uh , i 'm not telling you to touch me or anything . i just mean do n't not touch me , because you think i 'm gon na flip out or something . ok , that sounded weird . ryan : madison , relax . really relax . madison : i 'm weirding you out . ryan : no , you 're not , actually . you 're kind of cracking me up , to be honest . madison : i 'm just -- i 'm still learning . you know , i 'm learning how to be open and be myself and how to deal with all this anger that i have towards henry and my father . i 'm not the best at trusting people . ryan : and why would you be ? i mean , the men in your life have done nothing up till now but hurt you . madison : yeah . but i ca n't use that as an excuse , or i 'll spend the rest of my life very lonely . ryan : somehow i doubt that . madison : well , i guess i just have to find the right person . not you . i mean , not that that would be a bad thing . i 'm just -- ok ! can you tell that i 'm horrible at this ? ryan : at what ? what ? madison : at being a normal , social employee / friend ? because that 's what we are . i get that . ryan : cool . ok . because , honestly , you deserve somebody that does n't come with any baggage at all . right now , presently , i come with a truck full -- a barge full of baggage . so -- madison : no , i 'm -- i 'm not without some bags of my own . maybe not louis vuitton anymore , but still . ryan : so we 're good ? madison : we 're great . ryan : great . madison : and i really hope that before -- you did n't think that i was -- [ phone rings ] madison : sorry . this is work . i should take this . ryan : ok . go . go . mm - hmm . madison : ohh , thank god you called . randi : ohh ! thank god you picked up . madison : what 's wrong ? randi : you need to get here right now . all hell is breaking loose . [ scene_break ] opal : hope i bump into you again real soon . greenlee : me , too . david : great seeing you , too , opal ! you should 've woke me up this morning . greenlee : it was early . david : so did you have a good run ? greenlee : yeah . when i 'm feeling overwhelmed , you know , it helps . david : `` overwhelmed `` ? greenlee : well , you know what i mean . i 'm just bracing myself . the world 's about to find out that erica 's been skimming money from her nonprofit line . david : right . and erica will be dragged through the mud just like you wanted . fusion will be all yours again . greenlee : i know . david : are you concerned we 're gon na get caught setting her up ? greenlee : no , no , no , it 's not that . i just wish it had been a fair fight . fusion natural was inspired , david . it would 've beaten fusion glam in a heartbeat . david : you ca n't blame yourself , because erica decided to fight dirty . greenlee : so tell me to stop whining already and let 's go get my company back . david : i like that idea . come on . [ scene_break ] scott : i know that you are angry with annie . marissa : huh . what gave you that impression ? scott : marissa , she does n't deserve to be thrown out on the streets . come on . at least , not when adam has every judge known to man in his back pocket . let the divorce play out . and in the meantime , i will make sure that she stays away from the house . marissa : do n't make promises that you ca n't keep , scott . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're not supposed to be in this house , remember ? are n't you supposed to be in your kennel ? annie : if you are done foaming at the mouth , i came to make peace . j.r. : oh , really ? with me ? annie : yes . if i 'm staying at the gatehouse , you 're gon na be bumping into me from time to time -- sunbathing on the deck or swimming in the pool . i mean , it 's inevitable , j.r . j.r. : no , this is you in my house , not just uninvited but illegally . annie : what are you gon na do ? call the police ? what if emma wants to come and see a.j . or vice versa ? there are going to be sleepovers and drop - offs , ok ? so as much as you might want to hate it , we have to learn to coexist . j.r. : i do n't have to do anything , annie . annie : great news that marissa 's moved back in , huh ? but it looks like she has n't exactly taken the plunge back into your bed . [ crawls into j.r. 's bed ] j.r. : have n't you already done enough damage ? annie : i 've done enough damage ? from what i recall , you were involved , too . there were two people involved in that , and trust me , i remember every single detail . [ door opens and marissa stands there ] [ scene_break ] randi : fusion . madison : that 's right . we 're expecting an announcement from management later on in the day . we 'll let you know as soon as we know anything . thank you so much for calling . greenlee : morning , ladies . what 's this ? randi : a nightmare . they 're saying an audit shows erica diverted funds from her miranda line and used the money for fusion glam . greenlee : what ? randi : i know . we ca n't believe it either . madison : there must 've been some sort of error in the bookkeeping . greenlee : well , whatever it is , we 'll get to the bottom of it . randi : yeah , well , press is all over this . phones have been ringing off the hook . greenlee : what have you told them ? madison : nothing yet . we were waiting for you . greenlee : good . ok . our first priority is protecting fusion . madison : what about erica ? greenlee : well , she 's part of fusion , right ? all we need to do is we need to put together a press release . jack : what 's going on here ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , you know , we have something really important to talk about . emma : what ? ryan : your birthday . ha ha ! and do n't worry -- here , have a seat . do n't worry . plans are already in motion . i 've been spreading the word very effectively , but i need some help with , like , the food . emma : pizza . ryan : ha ha . pizza it is . emma : is greenlee coming ? ryan : um , you know , i have n't had a chance to talk to her about it yet , but i know she 's really busy . emma : i miss her . do n't you ? ryan : yeah . we had a lot of good times together , did n't we ? [ scene_break ] jack : did you know about this ? greenlee : i -- i just found out , same as you . it 's horrible . jack : for erica , not so much for you . greenlee : dad , fusion 's reputation is on the line . i hope to god it 's not true . jack : oh , come on . you do n't really think erica did this . greenlee : i do n't know what to think . she 's not here to defend herself . where the hell is she anyway ? [ scene_break ] doc : now , this is to be unlocked at the reading of the will -- the last version 's inside . erica : i ca n't even take a little peek ? doc : not unless you want pete to be rolling around in his grave . you know how he was about giving orders . erica : i do . doc : besides , it 's locked . jackson montgomery has the combination . erica : i know him . doc : oh . but this ? this is all yours . erica : `` erica . my dearest erica . if you 're reading this , that means i 'm gone . it also means you 've made your way to pigeon hollow , and for that i 'm both glad and grateful . i know what you 're thinking -- me , grateful ? well , i 'm a lot of things i did n't used to be , but i 'm still damn smart . so take a good look at where you are , and i 'm not talking about doc 's ratty old house . `` [ doc snickers ] erica : `` i want you to look at all the beauty all around you . this is a place i ran away from when i was just a young man . at the time , i was running from who i was . but we can never really escape who we are , now , can we ? you know that as well as i do . as i got older , i found myself spending more time back home , right where you are now , appreciating it for what it was : a place of simplicity , clarity , peace . i know life is anything but simple in your world . but i hope before you go , you 'll take a few cleansing breaths of that west virginia air and give yourself a moment just to savor the beauty , and maybe even try a glass of doc 's lemonade . you 're probably wondering why i 've chosen you to be the one to carry out my final wishes . it 's quite simple : i 've adored you since the day we met . of all the people i knew and loved in my life , you and i were the most alike . kindred spirits in many ways : determined , stubborn , willful , adventurous , and always in a rush to get to the next thing . but i 've come to learn that life is n't a race . it 's a journey to be savored . so before you push so hard to get where you 're going , take some time to appreciate where you are , who you are , and never forget where you came from . live , my dear erica . love , and above all , be happy . thank you for coming here to be a part of my curtain call . you will always have a special place in my heart . with love and affection , your friend and admirer , palmer . `` [ scene_break ] annie : i just came to offer an olive branch . marissa : good for you . now , take your branch and get the hell out of my husband 's bedroom . annie : whoa . i was just trying to be nice . marissa : well , try somewhere else . do n't test me . go . [ sighs ] j.r. : she just showed up . marissa : god , what is she thinking ? j.r. : i do n't know . marissa : it 's bad enough having her on the property , but to see her up here with you ? j.r. : well , it 's not gon na happen again . marissa : you ca n't make sure of that . j.r. : watch me . [ scene_break ] scott : whoa , whoa . what are you doing here ? annie : question of the day . scott : you were n't with j.r. ? annie : unfortunately . scott : doing what ? annie : well -- j.r. : what do you think she 's doing ? she could n't succeed at eviscerating my marriage the first time ? she had to come back for round 2 ? annie : ok , he 's completely overreacting . scott : you may have found a loophole to keep her in the gatehouse . that 's fine . but , damn it , this is family 's house ! you get her out now . i mean it , scott ! you do something about this or i will ! [ scene_break ] erica : thank you so much for holding onto all of this . you were obviously a very loyal friend to palmer . doc : well , pete was a good old boy . hmm . i give you a lift back to your car ? erica : actually , no . i think i 'm gon na listen to palmer 's words and walk . doc : that 's a good choice . good choice . it 's a pleasure to meet you , ms. kane . erica : pleasure to meet you , doc . thank you . good luck with your turkeys . doc : oh ! well , thank you . erica : ok . ahh . [ phone rings ] opal : hello ? erica : opal ? opal : did you get it ? erica : i did . oh , palmer wrote me the most wonderful , wonderful note . opal : yeah , he had a way with words when he wanted to , did n't he ? erica : yes , he did . he was very , very special . opal : do n't i know it . erica : opal , listen , i 'm leaving for home now , and i 'd like to come by and see you just as soon as i land so i can tell you all about it . opal : well , much as i am dying to hear every single detail , honey , i 'm thinking that your first stop might be fusion . erica : wait a minute . why ? what -- what 's going on ? opal : the blogs will explain better than i can , but , uh , what i do know is you got some serious fires to put out . [ erica uses her phone to find out the bad news ] [ scene_break ] jack : greenlee , erica did not do this . greenlee : i know that 's what you want to believe -- i do , too -- jack : i believe it because it 's the truth . come on , she would not divert money -- from the miranda center -- for any reason . it 's her daughter 's baby , both literally and figuratively . besides which , it does n't even make sense . greenlee : what does n't ? jack : how long have i been erica 's lawyer ? the woman has assets all over the place . if she needed money to launch her new line , she would get it somewhere , anywhere else . oh , the timing on this just stinks , but you know that , do n't you ? david : all right , hold on for a second . are you accusing greenlee of something ? jack : oh , not just greenlee . david : so given the choice between believing your own daughter and a woman convicted of insider trading , your faith immediately goes to erica ? greenlee : it 's ok , david . it 's ok . david : no , it 's not ok . we had nothing to do with this . greenlee : i 'm sorry , dad , but i just checked the books . i honestly do n't see any other explanation . jack : i 'm telling you it 's just not possible . greenlee : everything 's back there if you want to take a look . jack : [ crumples paper ] you bet i do . [ phone rings ] greenlee : oh . let the games begin . hello ? erica : how dare you set me up like this , you spoiled - rotten , selfish , petulant brat ! greenlee : hello ? hello ? i -- i ca n't hear you . erica : oh , do n't even try it . i know you can hear me . greenlee : whoever this is , there 's a terrible connection . erica : yeah , it 's terrible for you . you thought it was tough losing a year of your life ? greenlee : i think you should call back . erica : try spending ten behind bars ! huh . greenlee : put the phones on voice mail . randi : what about the reporters ? greenlee : i know they want answers , and until we can give them those answers and put out an official statement , you talk to no one . understand ? madison : ok . erica : i 'm gon na kill her ! [ scene_break ] david : you 're doing an incredible job . greenlee : i hate lying to my dad . david : ok , just try to remember the only reason you 're doing this is because erica threw the first punch . greenlee : i know . david : she not only hurt you , greenlee , she used your father . she stole that contract right off of his desk . you 're doing this for him , too . greenlee : i 'm pretty sure my dad wo n't see it that way , but thank you for trying to make me feel better . david : ok , look around . you started this place . fusion is your company . ok ? so you 're trying to do this to hold onto it , right ? how about a little more confidence behind that , hmm ? greenlee : right . david : better . all right , look , we already got the ball rolling here , so why do n't we let it settle and go get some air ? greenlee : sounds like a good idea . david : yeah . greenlee : ok . [ scene_break ] erica : what part of `` i need to get home `` did you not understand ? pilot : i do understand , ms. kane , but we ca n't take off until the scheduled maintenance is complete . erica : maintenance ? we got here all right , did n't we ? i mean , what could possibly have happened between the morning and now ? pilot : it will only take a few hours , i promise . erica : i do n't have a few hours . look , if you refuse to fly me home , i 'll just find another pilot . pilot : no . i just need to file that flight plan first . erica : we 're headed to pennsylvania . there . it 's filed . do i need to call another pilot ? pilot : we 'll be in the air shortly . erica : ohh . thank you . [ scene_break ] scott : why do n't you take it down a notch , j.r. ? you do n't call the shots around here any more than you do at chandler enterprises . j.r. : how the hell do you expect to handle the barracudas in the business world when you ca n't even stand up to annie ? scott : you need a lesson ? j.r. : right . huh . my father give you a spine when he gave you the company ? oh , what you think my father would say , scott ? scott : you 'll never know , will you , because he made it crystal clear that he never wants to see or speak to you ever again . and as having stones to run c.e . ? i think you 'll be surprised . j.r. : what 's that supposed to mean ? annie : it means scott has a heart , and sometimes that 's enough to find success in this world -- not that you would know anything about that . j.r. : can you put her outside ? better yet , just put her down . annie : i 'm sorry . i should n't have come up to the house . scott : no , no , no , to hell with him . you really went to bat for me . annie : no , i did n't . scott : yeah , you did . you took on j.r. and all his nasty comments . i appreciate it . [ scene_break ] a.j . : you 're staying for good , right ? marissa : your daddy and i are trying really hard to make that happen . yeah . will you do that again ? you just made my day , you know that ? your smiles always do . [ scene_break ] greenlee : thanks for the pep talk . david : anything for you , darling . you know that . greenlee : anything ? really ? david : try me . greenlee : i 'd kill for an iced coffee right now . david : oh . we would n't want to add murder to your rap sheet , now , do we ? i 'll be right back . emma : greenlee ! greenlee : oh ! whoa ! ha ha ha ! fancy meeting you here . emma : will you come to my birthday party ? pretty , pretty please ? greenlee : how can i say no to that ? ryan : it 's very tough . greenlee : i 'll be there , emma . i would n't miss it . emma : yay . greenlee : hee hee hee hee ! emma : i have something for you . greenlee : you do ? well , why you holding out on me ? come on ! [ gasps ] oh , emma , it 's beautiful . thank you . [ emma gives greenlee a white bracelet ] ryan : hey , ems , we should probably get going , ok ? i got to drop you off at the sitter before i go back to work . emma : can i make one more daisy bracelet ? please ? ryan : ahh . ok . ok , go . just one . not too far , ok ? emma : ok ! ryan : like i said , it 's tough . yeah . yeah . so , uh , how 's work ? greenlee : it 's a little crazy right now , but i 'll deal , you know . ryan : hmm . hey , thanks for saying that you 'll come to her party . i know she kind of put you on the spot , so if you do n't want to -- greenlee : i would n't disappoint that little girl for anything in the world . ryan : i guess we still have some things in common , then . i 'll see you later . ok ? greenlee : thank you . thank you , thank you , thank you . david : so what did he want ? greenlee : nothing . david : wow . that 's some serious bling you got there . greenlee : mm - hmm ! emma made it . it 's pretty fashionable , right ? david : on you , everything looks fashionable -- even me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : annie went back down to the gatehouse . if i catch her in here again , i swear -- marissa : we 're doing this all wrong . j.r. : what do you mean ? marissa : if annie wants to hang out at the house , great . let her . we 're the ones who should leave . let 's take a trip , just the three of us . j.r. : well , there 's nothing i 'd like more than to go away with you and a.j . marissa : but ? j.r. : i just do n't think right now 's a good time . marissa : i thought the goal was to fix what 's wrong with us . j.r. : yes . of course , it is . marissa : well , we ca n't do that here , not with annie popping up all over the place . all she does is remind me of -- j.r. : and i hate the fact that you have to be around her . i just got on my feet again from the cancer . i 'm trying to take over the company . i thought it was gon na be easier . i do n't know -- scott 's got something up his sleeve . i can feel it . marissa : ok , so let me just make sure that i understand this . instead of taking a vacation with your wife and your son , you want to stay here to battle it out with your cousin ? j.r. : no . i want to go away with you -- in fact , i ca n't wait . marissa : well , clearly , you can . j.r. : just give me a few weeks just to make sure there 's not a coup underway at chandler . marissa : i thought you were serious about making our marriage work . j.r. : i am . marissa : ok , then you need to figure out what is important to you -- your family business or your family . [ scene_break ] annie : one more place that emma 's gon na have to adjust to as home . i mean , when i think about all the times i 've shuffled her around -- scott : not all of them your fault . annie : yeah , but i have to take the blame for this one . i really have to get my life together , scott , for emma 's sake . scott : you will . [ annie sighs ] scott : no doubts . annie : in the meantime , i 'll just bother you while you 're trying to work . scott : you are not a bother . i got to tell you , having you around -- annie : keeps things interesting ? scott : yeah . and fun . annie : ha . scott : i swear , even when you and j.r. are at each other 's throats , the things that come out of your mouth , i got to smile . annie : he wo n't get rid of you . he ca n't . scott : i actually have a little insurance in case he tries anything . come here . annie : what ? wow ! what is this ? scott : it 's some specs on a new product . it has the potential to make millions , maybe even billions for the company that develops it . annie : you came up with this ? scott : no . annie : then how 'd you get the specs ? scott : i stole them . [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : well , no , i do n't think so . i do n't think that jack could ever really hate me . palmer 's voice : no , i do n't suppose he could , really . oh , give it some time . give it some time . he 'll come around someday . erica : oh , i just feel so alone . palmer : erica , you 're not alone . hey , i 'm here . ha ha ha ! [ the plane jolts ] erica : is everything all right ? is there a problem ? pilot : there is a problem . trying to work it out . [ plane jolts again ] erica : it does n't feel worked out ! pilot : we 're gon na have to make an emergency landing . erica : what ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : because of you , i 'm living and breathing . marissa : annie did that . j.r. : she may have saved my life , but you make me want to live it , every day . if it were n't for you and a.j . , i would 've given up a long , long time ago . so , yes , of course . sign me up for whatever , whenever . i do n't care , just as long as i 'm with you . [ kisses marissa ] marissa : ohh . hey , should we be doing this ? j.r. : say the word , and i 'll stop . [ continues kissing marissa but stops abruptly when he flashes back to kissing annie ] [ scene_break ] scott : and i should n't be talking about this with you . annie : well , it 's obvious you have to talk to somebody about it . i mean , think whatever you want about me , scott , but you and i both know i can keep a secret . scott : ok . you remember when you heard me talking to palmer cortlandt ? yeah . i was meeting with him a lot before he died . annie : `` meeting with him `` ? as in working with him ? scott : yeah . yeah . he was looking to get his company back off the ground , and he wanted a new partner . and at first , i thought he just liked the idea of stealing me away from uncle adam . but i got to tell you , the more time we spent together , palmer genuinely liked me . annie : well , he must 've trusted you , too , if he was comfortable sharing all this . scott : nobody knew , besides me , that he had that in development . annie : and now he 's gone . scott : yeah . annie : what are you gon na do ? you have this invention palmer was working on in your possession ? scott : it 's a nanotechnology breakthrough , annie . and palmer -- he bankrolled it , so he owned the whole process . now , it 's complicated , but it basically creates pocket - size computers that can project their screen onto any available flat surface . it can be a wall , it can be your hand , but it 's not just a visual screen . no . it 's a touch screen , so wherever you 're projecting becomes the actual computer . annie : that 's amazing . scott : yeah . annie : and now that palmer 's gone , there 's nothing to say these plans ever belonged to anybody but you . [ scene_break ] madison : erica 's in some serious trouble , ryan . ryan : what ? what happened ? madison : she 's being accused of embezzling money . ryan : what ? from where ? from fusion ? madison : well , they 're saying that she took cash from the miranda line profits , and instead of giving them to the center , that she 's injecting it into fusion glam . ryan : and what does erica say ? madison : i do n't know . no one can find her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan had no clue what was going down at fusion . david : yeah , well , he will soon . [ phone rings ] greenlee : take it . i have to work on this press release anyway . david : ok . [ ring ] david : david hayward . what are you talking about , the plane took off without being inspected ? you told me you disabled the fuel pump . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca ? hi , bianca ? please -- bianca ? oh , please , god . please -- please let me get through this . please . i know -- i know you have given me so much , and i have taken so much for granted . and i know i do n't have any right to pray to save my own life , but please -- oh , please , god , please take care of my children . pilot : tighten your seat belt , ms. kane . brace for impact . erica : oh , god ! jack !
erica arrives in pigeon hollow to meet with doc waller . madison apologizes to ryan for her actions of the previous day in which she pulled away from him . j.r. is in his bedroom when there is a knock on the door . j.r. opens the door thinking it is marissa , but it is annie . marissa confronts scott about annie being in the mansion . greenlee takes a run in the park and sees a butterfly . opal stops by to check on greenlee . david finds greenlee 's note and gets a call from tom . opal warns greenlee about marrying david . david walks up to join them . madison gets a call from randi to get to work immediately . greenlee begins to have second thoughts about what they are doing to erica . annie tries to make amends to j.r and climbs into his bed . marissa walks in . at fusion , greenlee and david are confronted by the press release that erica embezzled money from the miranda center to finance her fusion glam campaign . jack comes in and wants to know what is going on . jack defends erica , sure that she would never do anything like this . doc waller gives erica a letter that palmer wrote and a metal box . upon seeing annie in j.r. 's bedroom , marissa orders her out . erica calls opal about palmer 's letter and finds out that she needs to go to fusion as soon as she arrives back in town . in checking the internet , erica finds out about what is going on at fusion . erica calls greenlee and blasts her for setting her up to take the fall . greenlee acts as though she can not hear what erica is saying . david commends greenlee for her calmness in all of this . erica argues with the pilot to take off immediately . greenlee runs into ryan and emma in the park . emma invites greenlee to her birthday party and gives her a bracelet . marissa suggests that she , j.r. and a.j . take a vacation , but j.r. does n't want to go . scott tells annie about a deal that he and palmer were working on before he died . erica 's plane has technical difficulties and crash lands .
[ previously_on ] anna : i do n't know what chance leora has without this surgery . david : well , i hope you do n't regret it , anna . jack : michael cambias , you 're under arrest . michael : this is your doing . you stole those records off my computer . kendall : little airhead me ? lena : i love you . bianca : do n't lie to me . maria : oh , my god . aidan ! [ scene_break ] anna : oh , you can tell she 's feeling so much better now that infection 's gone , because look at her eyes . they 're so bright , and she 's smiling . here . david : we should n't even be here . anna : do n't start . david : this place is crawling with germs . anna : we 're doing just fine . leave that . david : anna , she just got over an infection . the last thing she needs is another one . anna : well , what are you going to do , smother her with a blanket ? joe wants to take a look at her to see if she 's -- david : you know how i feel about this surgery . anna : oh , my lord . we 're not having this argument again . you know , you 're either with me on this or you 're not . david : you know , i wish it were that simple . anna : if you 're not , then you should go , now . bianca : what do you think you 're doing ? [ keys rattle ] [ door opens ] michael : if you 're here to gloat , do n't bother . so , what , you 're just going to stand there all day ? kendall : i came here because i want something , and i 'm not leaving until i get it . [ sirens ] derek : talk to me . was anybody still on the yacht ? we know there were two people still onboard . maria : aidan . oh , my god . derek : call center city , see if we can some firefighters with additional equipment . i do n't want the divers near the area until the fire 's under control . go . maria : aidan . oh , my god . edmund : no , no -- maria : no , i 've got to go do something ! i ca n't just let him die , edmund ! maddie : mommy ! maria : oh , baby . maddie : do n't go , please ! bianca : what are you trying to steal now ? lena : i 'm just here because -- jack : she 's here because i invited her to come here . bianca : uncle jack ? lena : your uncle promised me immunity if i testify against michael . bianca : well , i 'm not surprised . you 'll do anything to get what you want -- anything . you used me , and now you 're selling out michael the first chance you get ? must be very difficult to keep all of your lies in order . lena : i never lied to you about how i feel . bianca : you know what uncle jack , i 'll see you later . lena : no , do n't . i 'll go . jack : i tell you what , why do n't you both stay here . i have an appointment with dr. martin . bianca : uncle jack -- jack : please , talk to her . i think you need to . ms. kundera , we 'll pick this up later . bianca : uncle jack , wait . [ michael chuckles ] michael : give it up , kendall . i wo n't be here long . and let your mother know she has n't seen the last of me . kendall : hmm . your father might be interested to hear that since he and erica bonded so strongly over taking you out . michael : you know i want nothing to do with him . as far as i 'm concerned , my father 's dead . kendall : hmm . you only wish you could feel that way . michael : oh , i see . so you think you have my relationship with my father all figured out , is that it ? kendall : i know your whole quest for enchantment was about gaining his acceptance , making him proud , proving to him that you 're just as good as your brother was . yep , that 's right . i read that letter -- the one that your father sent you at boarding school , the one you kept all these years ? michael : you miserable , little -- kendall : oh , you sweet - talker . you do n't sweet - talk me . look , i know the whole deal now . i know your father worshiped your brother , pitted him as the perfect son against you , the flawed son who could never quite measure up . so then when he died , alexander expected you to step up to the plate and do the family name proud . but you did n't . you failed , you disappointed him , and you made him mourn your brother even more . michael : you 're wrong . kendall : uh - uh . i know how it is , ok ? i 've lived in my semi perfect sister 's shadow since the day i found erica . i 'm the only person who understands why you did what you did . i know what a person will do to force a parent to acknowledge them . michael : well , it 's too bad this little revelation is hitting you now , after you sided with erica against me , huh ? besides , i know this whole confrontational talk is just a cover for what you 're really trying to say to me . kendall : oh , really ? michael : mm - hmm , and it 's ok , kendall . i accept your apology . kendall : apology ? michael : mm - hmm . kendall : oh -- michael : yep . you 've realized that you 've made a mistake with me , betraying me with a mother who treats you like the help . i mean , she 's already turned her back on you , has n't she , and now you need me . kendall : oh , my god , you 're serious . michael : when i get out of here , you 'll want me back . kendall : that 's good . you have got to be kidding me ! david : anna , i do n't want to fight with you on this . but please , you need to consider all the risks . anna : like i have n't ? i lay awake half the night worrying about everything , wondering if it really is worth the risk . david : that 's because you love our little girl . anna : yes . david : and so do i . but please , anna , do n't let your need to be right make you do something that we 're all going to regret . anna : is that what you think this is ? oh , my -- you think that i 'm going to risk my daughter 's health just to win an argument with you ? david : anna , you know that i would do anything for leora . you know that . anna : well , this operation is going to save her life . david : no , no , that 's where you 're wrong . this surgery is a mistake , anna . you have to hear that . anna : you swore you were n't going to go up against me on this . david : you were threatening to throw me in jail . what do you want me to do ? look , she 's -- she 's already susceptible , ok ? you have to understand that this is not the right thing to do here . anna : i do n't know why i thought that you would support me . i do n't know why . david : i ca n't support insanity . what do you want from me ? anna : ok . when i come back , you 're either with me on this or you 're gone . i 'm not joking . david : joe , listen , i got to talk to you for a minute . joe : you here for leora 's checkup ? david : no , i need to ask you something first . now , what happened ? i thought that -- i thought that we agreed that the pacemaker was n't the right option for leora right now . joe : well , please . david , that was when she was a newborn . now that she 's a little stronger and her heart rate is still under 85 , and the drugs to regulate it only can work so long -- you know that , david -- the bottom line is her condition 's not improving . and i did say if that were the case , surgery would be the best -- indeed , david , it 's the only option . david : joe , there 's still a very real risk here . joe : but a pacemaker may be leora 's only chance at a normal life . david : look , she 's so fragile , joe . joe : i know , i know . but she 's strong enough for surgery , and the doctor performing it agrees . david : oh , larry tuttle ? joe : oh , he 's the best there is . david : oh , come on , joe , tuttle is hardly the final word in pediatric cardiology . joe : david , david , we both know that that 's not the case . david : she 's not your child , joe . joe : i know that . i know that . but i would be saying the same thing if she were . she 's in excellent hands , david . david : all right , well , i 'm going to be right there with him , right at his side , making sure that he does this right . joe : wait a minute . if you think you 're going to be in the operating room during leora 's operation -- david : oh , i 'm going to be there , all right . you can count on that . [ sirens ] maddie : i 'm scared . do n't go back in the water , ok ? maria : ok , honey , i 'm right here . mama 's right here . derek : this area secured ? officer : yeah , backup 's on the way . derek : look , i want somebody to stay with maureen and her daughter at all times . officer : yes , sir . derek : all right , thanks . maria : do n't worry , i 'm going to stay right here with you , ok , sweetheart ? you do n't have to be scared . edmund : she swallow a lot of water ? maria : yeah , i think she did . hey , tommy ? tommy : yes ? how you guys doing ? maria : yeah , could you do me a favor , please ? could you take another listen and just focus on the left base this time ? tommy : no problem . maddie ? maria : thanks . maddie : did aidan get off the boat before it blew up ? maria : aidan 's going -- aidan 's going to be fine . he 's going to be -- he 's going to be good . maddie : aidan was very brave , daddy . edmund : yes , he is a very brave man . paramedic : maddie , we 're going to have another listen at your heart , ok ? maddie : ok , but i 'm fine . derek : hey , you guys -- edmund : what ? maria : what 's going on ? derek : the coast guard has n't picked up any survivors yet . edmund : what about the yacht ? did they get to the yacht yet ? derek : no , it 's still burning out of control . maria : thanks . edmund : aidan 's tough . if anybody can survive , he 'll do it . maria : yeah , i know , i know . paramedic : both pupils are equal and reactive . tommy : her mother 's right . heard some crackling at the left base . maria : she ok ? how 's she doing ? paramedic : we 're going to get her to the hospital and give her a chest x - ray . maria : ok , i 'm going to ride along with you guys , if that 's all right with you . edmund : no , listen , i 'll go , i 'll go . you stay in case there 's word of aidan . maria : no , i really feel like she needs both of us right now . i feel like , you know , she 's -- look , i just want to go , ok , please ? i 'm going to go . paramedic : we 're going to go get the stretcher . edmund : listen , if you want to stay , i can call you . maria : derek just said that the divers ca n't get anywhere near the boat . it 's going to be maybe hours before we even hear anything , so i 'm going to -- edmund : are you sure ? maria : yes , i 'm totally sure . i 'm her mother . i want to be there . - two of you , around back , move ! - where is he ? kendall : you 're a sicko . is your mind that warped ? you used me . you made me think that i had to prove myself to you by seducing boyd . no , i let you manipulate me into that screwed - up mindset , but i 'm not going to sit here and listen to you distort this whole thing now . no . michael : you really are quite desperate , are n't you ? kendall : look closely , mike . which side of the bars am i on ? you 're over there , i 'm over here . hmm , let 's see now . you 're the one who 's lost it all . michael : i do n't think so . i have n't lost a thing , kendall . the business world has a short memory span . kendall : i 'm not talking about business . you 've lost the best thing that 's ever happened to you . michael : which would be what ? kendall : me . lena : bianca , we ca n't go on like this . i just really wanted to -- bianca : get out . i mean it . i 'm not going to let you stay here and do more damage . lena : look , five minutes , that 's all i ask . bianca : no , i 've heard everything you had to say at the valley inn . lena : no , no , you did n't hear everything . bianca : yes , i heard your whole sob story about how michael threatened your mother , and that 's why -- lena : this is n't about michael or my mother or the disk . this is about you and me and how much -- how we feel and -- i love you . bianca : i do n't believe you when you say that . lena : look , i know i ruined everything by lying , but i really want to fix that now . bianca : you ca n't just snap your fingers and make it all disappear . lena : bianca , i 'm working with your uncle to make sure that michael cambias goes to prison for a very long time . bianca : right , so you pin it all on michael , and you walk away with immunity and a gold star and , what , me ? i do n't think so . lena : i know i 've hurt you and i know that you hate me . and that 's difficult for me . bianca : well , you should 've thought of that before . lena : i did , bianca . that 's why i tried to leave pine valley . i did n't want you to find out . i did n't want us to get any further . but you 're the one who stopped me ; you 're the one who convinced me that we 're worth fighting for . and i 'm testifying against michael to prove to you that you 're right . bianca : well , do n't do me any favors , lena , because all you 're proving to me is that you 're willing to save your own skin . lena : i 'm trying to save us . bianca : there is no `` us . `` not anymore . not after what you did . lena : look , i had no choice , bianca . i did n't grow up the way you did , a stable and happy home . bianca : `` stable `` ? you know what my parents ' divorce did to me . lena : at least they provided for you . i never even had that . all my life , no matter how much i tried , i was that close to the streets . bianca : and michael saved you from all of that ? lena : yes , yes , he did . he saw how desperate i was , and he 's a very clever man . he used that to his advantage . bianca : so you 're just another one of michael 's victims , is that it ? lena : he made me do things i did n't want to do . bianca : like sleep with him . and how many others ? lena : men mean nothing to me , bianca . they 're just a means to an end . they 're just good for business . bianca : and what are women good for ? lena : love . joe : you are not going to be in the o.r . during your daughter 's surgery . david : i 'm the one who was in there performing the in utero surgery that saved her life ! joe : yes , but that was an emergency . you were the only one there . david : i have every right to be in there , joe ! joe : yes , but dr. tuttle is here now . david : yes , and i 'm here , too , and i want to make sure that he does this right . anna : david , david , this is different . david : how ? anna : well , because you 're too close to her now to watch her being operated on . look , she 's your daughter . you love her , you 've held her . oh come on , this is not a good idea . joe : david , in any case , you should be with anna during the surgery . you 're going to need each other . david : oh , come off it this is ridiculous . i 'm wasting my time here . anna : david , please wait . i know it hurts that someone else is going to operate on your baby . david : anna , we 're talking about opening up our little girl , all right ? anna : i know what we 're talking about . david : you ca n't expect me to sit in the waiting room while that 's happening in the o.r . anna : i know . i know . look , here . here she goes . there . see ? you 're too close , david . [ leora fusses ] david : no , no , no , no . anna : it 's not right . here . david : it has to be . it 's ok . it 's ok , it 's ok . joe : you 're her father , david . you 'll only distract the doctor . david : oh , come on , joe . if my being there is going to distract dr. tuttle , then he 's the last person on earth i want touching my daughter . [ leora cries ] anna : shh , shh , shh , shh . joe : david , david , there 's still a restraining order against you in this hospital . david : shh , shh , shh . joe : and if you push it , i will have to enforce it . [ phone rings ] anna : yes ? hello ? man : anna ? anna : yeah . man : it 's sergeant peters . anna : oh , hi , sergeant peters . this really is n't a good time . sgt . peters : uh , it 's not a social call . there was an explosion down by the docks . the yacht fidelity blew up . anna : oh . oh , my god . um , i -- i do n't know anything about this . i 'm still on leave . sgt . peters : uh , your -- your nephew was on it , chief . anna : what ? sgt . peters : i 'm sorry . anna : what ? sgt . peters : so far , there are no survivors . maria : do you know that you are the best , bravest little girl in the whole world ? maddie : is aidan a good swimmer ? maria : yeah , i think he is . i think he is , sweetheart . but you know what , if aidan was here right now , he would be wanting you to go to sleep . he 'd want you to sleep so that you 'll get better faster , ok ? maddie : i do n't want to go to sleep . i want to wait for aidan . maria : i know you do , sweet pea . i do , too . maddie : promise he 'll come see me later . maria : well , you know what -- i would be willing to bet that if you go to sleep right now , he will be here by the time you wake up , ok ? so you must sleep , sleep . maddie : mm - hmm . maria : good . edmund : derek , what have you got ? derek : we found something . it 's not good . maria : there 's my good girl . maria : is she getting erythromycin in her i.v . ? nurse : no , cephalosporin . maria : when will you be able to get an x - ray on her ? nurse : we 've been waiting for transport . i 'll give them another call . maria : ok . she going to be put on steroids ? nurse : not right away . we 'll watch her for 24 hours . maria : you know , she 's going to need serial a.b.g.s . does the doctor know that ? nurse : i 'll check with him . maria : and what about pneumonitis or pulmonary edema ? nurse : we 're keeping a close eye on her oxygen saturation . maria : ok . i 'm -- i 'm sorry , really . i do n't mean to be overstepping or anything , but -- nurse : do n't worry . we 're taking good care of your daughter . maria : thanks . brooke : maureen . maria : oh -- brooke : hi . maria : i did n't even know you were there . brooke : are you ok ? i heard about the explosion on the wire . i just wanted to make sure maddie was ok . maria : yeah . i do n't know about emotionally how she 's going to be , but i think she 's going to be fine . she 's got some water in her lungs , but that 's about it . brooke : the shooter followed you and maddie onto the boat ? maria : yeah . he had a gun . he threw -- brooke : it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . maria : and if aidan had n't been there , i do n't even know -- lord only knows what would 've happened to us . brooke : and aidan , he 's -- maria : well , he may not -- he may have been on the yacht when it crashed into the rocks . but you know what -- i know that he got off in time . i know he did . there 's just no way that he -- brooke : listen , with his training , i 'm sure he 's ok . maria : yeah . yeah . my poor baby . oh , she 's been so worried about aidan , too , because she 's gotten really close to him . brooke : i tell you , this little girl has been through a lot in her very short life . maria : yeah , she has . she and sammy both . with sammy when we almost lost him to kelsey , and -- and then her when we thought that she almost drowned right after she was first born , and then , you know brooke : you remember that ? maria : no , it was edmund filled me in on all that . brooke : when i walked in here , you were giving very specific instructions to the nurse . you were just rattling them off . maria : yeah , well , i 've worked in hospitals for a while . brooke : no , you were very specific . maria : it 's probably just the classes i 've been auditing at p.v.u . brooke : you sounded like a doctor . you sounded like the doctor that maria was . maria : brooke , stop . please do n't . brooke : when you were standing here -- maria : do n't . brooke : and you were caressing her forehead and calling her your baby . oh , my god . you remember ! it 's true , is n't it ? you remember everything ? maria : yeah . brooke : when -- maria : shh . let 's take it over here , just so that she can try to sleep . brooke : and when did it happen ? maria : well , she -- she went into the water and i dove in after her and i could n't find her . and then all i did find was her sweater . and -- brooke : maria -- maria : and i thought that she had drowned . and then all of a sudden , the world went very clear . and it was insanely fast . and then i found her . brooke : does she know yet ? maria : no , no , she does n't , and neither does edmund . brooke : what do i say ? maria : um -- `` hello `` ? brooke : hello . hello ! maria : hi ! oh , my god , do n't even -- i do n't even know how to begin to tell you what it feels -- what it feels like inside ! brooke : it 's ok . i ca n't even begin to imagine it . i ca n't . maria : oh , but please do me a favor and do n't tell anybody , ok ? brooke : it 's not my place . i would n't say anything . but , i mean , you 're going to tell everybody soon , right ? maria : well , i -- i do n't know . i have n't even thought about it . i do n't know . brooke : is edmund here ? maria : yeah , he is . he is . brooke : well , have you had a chance , i mean , to be alone with him since this happened ? maria : uh -- yeah . brooke : well , why are you keeping this from him ? i mean , unless you remember and -- and you still do n't love him . maria : oh , my god , no . no , i love him with everything that i am . oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , brooke . brooke : oh , no , no . it 's ok , it 's ok , really . it would be so much worse if you remembered everything and your feelings had moved on . maria : well , they had . but -- brooke : but you love him . maria : oh , yeah . edmund : i -- i did n't see you come in . hi . how 's maddie ? brooke : um , maureen said that maddie seems fine . maria : yeah . yeah . edmund : ok . thank you for coming , ok ? brooke : yeah . kendall : i 'll admit it , i loved you . i loved you more than i ever thought i could . does n't mean i feel good about it . michael : aw . and you 're telling me this why ? kendall : because you need to know the damage that you 've caused me by lying to me , by cheating on me , by trying to rape me . michael : what are you talking about , rape you ? kendall : the other night in your condo when you tried to force yourself on me . come on . michael : oh , is that what it 's called now ? see , because every other time -- kendall : every other time i wanted you . this time i did n't want you , and you knew it . you were smashing things around , you were threatening me . michael : well , that 's because you were rummaging around my room and i was angry . besides , i did n't exactly hear you say no . kendall : you would n't have heard me even if i did say no . michael : you know , i was just coming on to you the way you always liked me to , kendall . kendall : you are so disgusting . you are disgusting . you were totally on some wacked - out power trip . if erica had n't have interrupted you , god kno - -- michael : oh , i get it now , i get it now . this is all erica 's doing . i see , i see . she put this in your head , did she ? i mean , after all , she 's the expert , right ? kendall : you are totally , totally sick . yes , she survived rape . i 've also been assaulted before by another lowlife very similar to you . michael : oh . kendall : you both had that same sick look in your eyes . michael : you 're very popular . kendall : and you 're very arrested . if erica had n't have stopped you , you would be in here right now for rape . michael : did you ever consider the fact that maybe she did n't want you to have the one thing that she could n't ? kendall : oh , and what would that be ? michael : you 're looking at him . bianca : `` love . `` you throw that word around an awful lot , lena . lena : with you i mean it . bianca : you used me for business , to get boyd 's formula , to go after my mother and her company and to make you and michael very rich . lena : you are so wrong . bianca , i was in love with you way before michael ever ordered me to go after you . i just started working for enchantment . bianca : so all the time that we ever spent together -- lena : i was crazy about you . i could n't stay away from you , and i never dreamed of doing what michael eventually asked of me . look , it was his job to get the formula . and when he failed -- bianca : that 's when he asked you to go after erica 's other daughter . lena : yes . do you believe me ? bianca : it does n't matter now . you know , we had a chance for something , lena , something very special , something that does n't come around every day , and you threw it away . lena : look , i know that deep down you still believe that you still want to be with me . i can tell . there must be a way for me to persuade you that we 're meant to be togeth -- bianca : you know what ? there is . kendall : you are delusional , michael . why in god 's name would erica want you ? michael : you know , if anybody 's delusional , kendall , it 's you . i mean , did you really believe that your mother would finally love you because you helped her take down big , bad michael cambias ? tell me something , kendall , what 's she doing now ? kendall : that 's not why i helped her . michael : like hell . you 'll see . just as soon as you do n't do something that she does n't like , something that reminds her why she hates you , she 'll turn against you . kendall : erica 's not like your father . michael : she 's not ? kendall , as soon as she gets kicked off the cambias board of directors , she 'll need somebody to blame . kendall : your father appointed her to that board . michael : hmm , and you think i 'm just going to let her have a say in the company that i 've worked my whole life to take over ? do n't think so . as soon as i get out of here , i 'm going to kick her off that throne she thinks she 's on . and if i ca n't get you to help me , i 'll do it alone . kendall : is that all i ever was to you ? a way to get erica ? was there ever , like , one tiny , little second in all those moments that we spent together where you actually cared about me ? michael : yeah . i did care about you . might actually say that i loved you -- for a little while . kendall : you do n't know what love is . michael : why ? because my definition of love is different than yours ? kendall : no , your idea of love is twisted . michael : yeah , and your idea of it is having your mother hold you in her arms and accepting you as her real daughter . no wonder you 're so cold in the sack . kendall : shut up , you pathetic , little man ! you will never have your dream of running cambias industries because your father will never accept you , and you will never be half the man your brother would 've been if he were still alive ! michael : do n't you say another word about my brother ! and as for you and your part - time mother , if i have my way -- and i usually do -- this whole little power play 's going to blow up in her face . and then she 'll blame you , her rapist 's spawn , for ever bringing me into this whole thing . kendall : you really are a psycho , michael . michael : yeah , and you really are a pathetic little swamp girl , kendall . kendall : why do n't you go to hell and rot there . michael : yeah , do n't count on it ! bianca : before i met you , lena , i 'd made a decision . i 'd given up on trying to find love . instead , i decided to concentrate on work . enchantment is my mother 's legacy , and i thought that if i could n't find somebody to love , at least i could have work that i could take pride in , and maybe that would make the hurt go away . and then i met you . and i threw reason and logic right out the window for another liar . lena : bianca , do n't do this . bianca : do n't do what ? why ? does it hurt ? lena : yes . bianca : good . lena : do n't you know -- ca n't you tell i 'm not lying to you now ? bianca : no , you 're too good at it . lena : but you can tell . i -- i can see that you can tell . you 're just so protective and so scared -- bianca : yes , i am scared , lena . i 'm scared of you . lena : i 'm asking you not to be . bianca : how stupid do you think i am ? lena : please , bianca , just help me find a way to put this right . bianca : do you really want to do that for me ? lena : oh , yes . bianca : then stay away . pretend that you never met me . lena : i ca n't do that . bianca : just leave me alone . i mean , it 'll be the one decent thing you 've ever done for me , maybe for anybody . lena : you really want that ? bianca : yes , i really want that . lena : all right , i will . i 'll do anything for you . maria : edmund , i really -- i want to be able to tell you this myself . edmund : what , about maddie ? maria : no , maddie 's going to be fine . they 're going to take her for some more x - rays . no , but it 's something that i 've been wanting to tell you this whole time . i just have n't been able to tell you . and -- joe : how 's she 's doing ? maria : she 's sleeping . she 's sleeping . joe : best thing for her . maria : yeah . yep . joe : let me check her vitals . maria : ok . edmund : i got to tell you something . maria : ok , i 've got to tell you something . edmund : no , i got to get this out . maria : no , i -- get out what ? edmund : i just got off the phone with derek . maria : and ? is aidan ok ? edmund : the coast guard found -- found a body in the water near the wreckage . maria : no , it 's not -- it 's not aidan . edmund : they do n't know . they have n't i.d . 'd the body yet , ok ? it could be the killer . maria : ok , so aidan could still be out there , then ? edmund : maureen , there were no survivors . maria : no . no jack : hey , bianca , you 're still here . good . where 's lena ? bianca : you just missed her . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . wait , wait , wait , wait . where do you think you 're going ? honey , you 've been crying . bianca : i 'm ok . jack : no , i do n't think you are ok . what happened ? i mean , what happened after i left ? bianca : you should 've taken lena with you is all . jack : oh , come on , sweetheart , talk to me , please ? bianca : she just tried to sell me her same old routine , how she did n't want to use me to get boyd 's formula . jack : what else did she say ? bianca : she said she really did love me , that she still loves me now . but , i mean , it 's all lies . jack : honey , if you 're so sure it 's all lies , then why are you so upset ? bianca : i 'm angry that she did this to me . jack : you know , i do n't know lena kundera at all , but it does seem to me that she 's trying very hard to make things right between the two of you . bianca : well , i ca n't let her back into my life again . jack : so you mean you 're done with lena forever ? bianca : yeah . she 's a user . people like that just do n't change . jack : then why did she even bother to tell you how she felt about you ? i mean , why would she think you would even care , given that the truth 's come out ? bianca : i honestly do n't know . but i wish that she would just leave me alone . jack : well , i 'll tell you what i wish . i wish that you would consider the possibility that lena really does love you . david : did you get through to derek ? anna : yeah . they , uh -- they found a body . david : did they say whether it was -- anna : no , they do n't know whether it 's aidan yet . but i might have to go down to the morgue to identify the body . hi ! hi , sweetie ! yeah ! david : i 'm sorry . anna : oh , god , this is awful . you know , i did n't know aidan very long , but i just -- i love the fact that he 's part of our family and i love him , and now , you know , the thought that he 's not going to be in our lives anymore , it 's just -- it 's sick . david : i know . anna : ok , sweetie ? david : i 'm not going to fight you anymore , anna . leora should get the pacemaker . i give you my word that i 'm not going to stand in the way or interfere with dr. tuttle . anna : oh , you 're just saying that because of aidan . david : no , no , i 'm not . look , we 've both lost a lot of people in our lives . maybe i just -- i just need to trust . trust in myself , you know , trust you . anna : thank you . david : oh , hey . we 're a family now . and i 'm going to make sure we stay that way . ok ? michael : what 's going on ? officer : it 's called bail . surprised ? michael : well , i guess my father decided i should n't sit here and fester . adam : not quite . i paid your bail . michael : adam chandler . adam : good evening , michael . michael : huh . well , you never do anything without a motive . adam : that 's right . think of this as an advance for services yet to be rendered . edmund : maureen , come on , let 's get out of here . come on . listen , you 've had a hell of an ordeal . can i get you anything ? maria : no , i just -- edmund : something ? maria : i do n't want to stop looking for him . i do n't want -- i do n't want to stop . i want derek to do something . i want him to keep looking for him . edmund : i 'll hire my own divers if i have to , ok ? we 'll find aidan , i promise you . maria : ok . edmund : i know what it 's like to think you 've lost someone you love . maria : i just feel like that he could still be out there right now , still in the water somewhere fighting for his life , and it would be because of me , because he really tried to -- he was trying to help . he was trying to help maddie . he really loves her . edmund : he loves you , too . and i know -- maria : no , no , edmund , do n't , do n't . edmund : what ? maria : i 've been -- this is what i 've been trying to tell you . edmund : ok , ok , tell me . maria : this is what i 've been trying to tell you all night , but just i have n't had a chance . oh , my god , i was in the water earlier -- aidan ? oh , my god , aidan . oh , thank god ! oh , thank god ! oh ! [ next_on ] greenlee : where 'd everyone go ? carlos : home . greenlee : so it 's just -- carlos : you and me . kendall : i went to see michael . he swore to me he would make you pay for what you did to him . adam : you need me and i need you . maria : i 've got something i have to tell you .
kendall visits michael in prison to set a few things straight and make him realize he almost raped her . michael denies it and warns her that erica will start treating her badly again soon enough . after kendall leaves , a cop unlocks michael 's jail cell and tells him he 's out on bail . michael assumes his father paid for bail but is surprised to find adam . adam says he needs his services . lena apologizes to bianca and asks if there 's any way they can work things out . bianca says she ca n't allow that and asks her to leave . later jackson tells bianca that he 's convinced that lena does really love her . derek and his crew try to find aidan after the yacht explodes . they find a body but ca n't identify it . anna and david bring leora to the hospital for her surgery , but david continues to protest against the procedure . after anna hears about aidan , david finally stops fighting her and gives his consent for the surgery . maria brings maddie to the hospital and starts giving medical instructions to the nurse . brooke watches this and asks maria if she 's got her memory back . maria says she has and brooke hugs her . maria wants to tell edmund , but before she can , aidan stumbles into ward . maria runs over and hugs him . edmund watches and smiles .
jonathan : `` a hotel with two little lions . it 's -- it 's where the square root of 49 meets the hypotenuse of a 30/40 right triangle `` ? lily , i 'm not good at math like you are . and i do n't see two little lions . i need your help , lily . please , i need your help . i ca n't find you . i ca n't find you , lily . [ scene_break ] lily : my head still feels fuzzy . it 's a side effect from the alcohol . i do n't want to do anything right now but sleep . man : that 's a good idea . lily : so , i told you i ca n't sleep in the same room with anyone . man : yeah , i 'm surprised you 've never shared a bed before , lily . it can be a great feeling -- warm , comforting . lily : well , i did practice with jonathan for when we were going to live together . but that was before he thought i was too much trouble . and we had our clothes on , and it was only for a few minutes . oh , my head -- man : you know , lily , anything worth doing takes serious practice . would you like me to get in bed with you ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : what 'd you do ? you whip up this bs to guilt me ? dixie : when you held krystal hostage in the cabin , you aimed the gun at her , but you shot me instead . j.r. : you 're lying . [ dixie removes her jacket and shows her son the bullet wound on her arm . ] dixie : a few more inches in , and i would n't be standing here today . i would 've survived a horrible car accident only to have been killed by my son . and now you may have murdered kendall and her baby . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : gunshot . that was a gunshot . zach ? zach , talk to me . please let me know you 're still alive . joe : erica , stay back . erica : help , the man 's insane ! he 's shooting a gun . kendall 's in there . please stop him -- derek : everybody quiet ! ryan : back , back now . derek : stand and direct . tad : who 's shooting ? zach : first and only warning shot . i will kill anyone that tries to take kendall 's baby . you touch my wife or her son , and i will kill you . is that clear enough for everybody ? kendall 's voice : you 're alive . you 're ok . please , god , let me wake up , hold my husband , tell him what he means to me . erica : zach ? you have my child in there , and you 're killing her . every second without the c - section , without the medication she needs . it 's a death sentence . i ca n't help her if i just do nothing . tad : what the hell is going on ? erica : zach -- he 's got kendall in there . he 's -- he 's got a gun . tad : come with me . ryan : derek , get your men back and leave it alone for a little while . derek : how far back do you want me to go , a block ? does that -- does that work for you ? maybe take a break , watch the game ? my men are professionals . now , we have an armed man in here with a medically compromised hostage . ryan : he 'll never hurt her , derek . he wo n't . you 're not going to get to him with riot gear and rifles . it 's not going to happen . our chance to draw him out of there is kendall and how much he loves her . now , how trained are your men at that ? derek : outside -- that 's as far as we 'll go . if i hear one shot , one sound -- ryan : understood . derek : i 'm not about to let this go on forever . ryan : it ca n't . kendall does n't have forever . [ scene_break ] erica : after we got the court order , we came back here to save kendall . zach staged a phony fire alarm . he did it so he could barricade himself in there with kendall . i ca n't lose my daughter , tad , i wo n't . tad : everybody 's thinking with their hearts . i mean , you and ryan are doing what you 're doing because you love kendall , but so is slater . that just makes for acres and acres of gray area and no black - and - white . erica : there is no gray area here . zach slater is willing to allow the -- the blood to continue to bleed into her skull until the pressure builds up enough to cause her to be brain - dead . zach slater is willing to let her die . tad : it 's not a done deal . never underestimate the occasional miracle . they can turn things around in a second . [ scene_break ] dixie : i did n't scream when the bullet went in , because i think i was in some kind of shock . and i did n't stick around , because i had to get away . because if i was going to die , there was no way i was going to let you ever find out that you were the one that killed me . j.r. : i did n't mean to shoot you . dixie : and you did n't mean to put kendall in a coma . you were just trying to kill your wife . is that supposed to make me feel better ? j.r. : is that why you came here ? to tell me that i almost killed you ? dixie : no . i never , ever wanted you to find out . i 'm just trying anything , something just to get through to you . what 's it going to take ? i mean , is somebody going to have to die before you wake up ? [ scene_break ] ryan : zach , they 're gone . there 's no cops , no guns . nobody is going to try anything . zach : i 'm just going to go to the door . i 'll be right back , ok ? you sent the cops away , that 's a good idea . there 's no reason for people who are doing their job to get hurt . but , ryan , if you 're trying to get to this baby , you 're going to have to come through me . hey . it 's just us again -- you , me , spike . always spike . julia : so that 's it ? we just -- just sit here , do nothing ? ryan : we wait . julia : well , it works for me , but not for kendall . ryan : i know , i know , i know . julia : no , no , no , no , she does n't just need the drug to reduce the swelling in her brain . right now she needs her iv changed . she needs her input and her output measured . she needs her icp monitored . she needs her vitals checked . the baby -- the baby needs his vitals checked . if we do n't get in there soon , ryan , you and zach could lose kendall and the baby . [ scene_break ] man : best travel deals in manhattan -- theater , restaurants , hotels . jonathan : no , i do n't want -- man : take two . here , tell a friend . jonathan : wait -- wait , wait , wait . two -- two lions . two lions -- where -- where is this hotel ? where 's this hotel , the jerome hotel ? man : whoa , whoa , easy , guy , i just hand out the things . jonathan : no , my girlfriend 's there . where is it ? man : all right , too much information , pal . jonathan : no , no -- please tell me where it is , she needs me . man : look , the address is right there . just read it , already . jonathan : 7th -- 7th avenue , 7th -- 7th avenue ? 7th – 7 's the – 7 's the square root of 49 . no , that 's one of lily 's clues . where -- where is the jerome hotel on 7th avenue ? man : it 's 10 blocks that way . now , get out of my face . jonathan : it is ? that way ? ok -- ok , thank you . thank you very much ! thank you . [ scene_break ] man : have you ever had sex , lily ? lily : no . but my former boyfriend , sam , wanted to . but i just could n't , and he got angry . man : oh , what a jerk , pressuring you like that . it just proves that he was n't ready . not your fault at all . lily : really ? because he thought it was . man : no , no , it 's supposed to be something that two people both want and , you know , both enjoy . lily : yeah , i think i need some water . man : you know , i want to do all i can to make things easier for you -- better . you know , you 're an adult , but you do n't have a lot of practice at what adults do , do you ? here you go . i 'll tell you , sex is one of those things people need to experience . would you like me to help you out ? would you like to have sex with me ? lily : no , thank you . i ca n't touch . i do n't like touching -- it 's part of my disorder . man : you know , i 'll bet there are a lot of things you could n't do before , but now you can with a little time and practice . lily : i ca n't practice sex . man : let 's try an experiment . let 's see if we can make all your negative feelings about sex and touching just go away . lily : can we do that ? man : ca n't hurt to try , can it ? lily : as long as there 's no touching . man : not if you do n't say so . now , let 's see , maybe -- maybe your body can send you signals , you know , have a physical reaction to visual stimuli . lily : you talk like a teacher . i like that . well , what 's the stimuli ? man : we could get undressed and look at each other . you could tell me if you feel something when you look at me . here , i 'll go first . man : now , let 's check for reactions . any tingling ? lily : no . does that make me abnormal ? man : well , do you feel scared or uncomfortable ? lily : no . man : then you 're doing just great . now it 's your turn . undress for me , lily . let me look at you . man : wow . you 're beautiful , lily . how does it make you feel to have me say that ? lily : ok . man : it makes most women very happy to know they 're attractive . lily : i do n't think i want to have sex . i just want to sleep . man : oh , but we have n't even gotten to the fun part . here , let me help you off with your top , ok ? lily : do n't touch . man : no , it 's ok . lily : do n't touch . man : lily , shh , shh . it 's fine , it 's fine . it 's just part of the experiment to help you learn . lily : no , do n't touch . man : ok , ok , ok . i wo n't touch you now . i wo n't touch you again , but i do really want to help you , lily . i have an idea -- why do n't you touch me ? [ scene_break ] zach : your face is perfect . the most perfect thing i 've ever seen . you know what 's even more perfect than your face ? your eyes . so why do n't you open them and look at me now ? kendall 's voice : do n't give up on me , zach . i 'm trying . i swear to you i 'm trying . you keep trying , too . together -- together , can we bring me back ? ryan : zach ? we need to talk . zach : go away , we 're busy . ryan : look at her iv bag . it 's empty , is n't it ? it needs to be changed , zach , and her vitals have to be checked -- hers and the baby 's . joe : we need a blood draw , as well . ryan : if you really want to help kendall and spike , you got to let somebody in there . what 's it going to be ? [ scene_break ] erica : i love kendall , tad , and the baby . i cheered kendall on about the baby . i really hoped she 'd raise the baby with ryan . i never wanted the baby gone . but zach acts as if we 're heartless . he says that he loves her , and yet he 's willing to let her die . parents are n't supposed to lose their children . i 'm not ready to say good - bye . tad : you do n't want to let her go . i understand . erica : well , zach does n't . and what about kendall ? will she ? i mean , i 'm not stupid . i know what can happen . if we save kendall 's life , and she opens her eyes , what do i tell her ? how do i tell her at we sacrificed her baby , so that she could live ? will she ever forgive me ? will she ever forgive herself for living if her baby does n't make it ? [ scene_break ] dixie : what are you doing ? right now ? j.r. : i 'm in jail , staring at my mother 's scar . dixie : yep . and that pretty much says it all , does n't it ? there 's all this ugliness all around you , inside you . but you can get out of it . you can . you can do it just by owning up , just by facing what you 've done , taking responsibility for what you 've done . and doing everything that you can to make up for it . that 's the only way . that is the only hope . [ scene_break ] lily : no . i do n't want to experiment . i do n't want to have sex . i just want to sleep . man : lily , you can do this . come on , i have faith in you . become a real adult , a real woman . do n't give up now . you just need a little more help , and since you like me and trust me , let me help you take off your clothes . [ scene_break ] man : hey , help me out ? jonathan : no , i 'm sorry . i have to find someone . i have to hurry . man : i 'm looking for someone , too . the manager said he saw him , but he 's not registered . jonathan : i 'm looking for lily , ok , and i have to hurry . man : just a quick look at a picture . jonathan : she sent an e - mail saying that she thinks i gave up on our plan and that 's not -- man : just a second . this man 's wife -- this man 's wife 's trying to find him . jonathan : yeah , and -- yeah . i -- i 've seen him . man : where ? jonathan : well , i think -- man : what room ? jonathan : well , no , not here . it -- it was in a warehouse , and it has a big steel door with a lot of graffiti on it ? only it 's just a few blocks -- it 's a few blocks that way . man : thank you . jonathan : no , wait , wait . i 'm looking for someone , too . her name 's lily , and she 's very pretty and blonde and about this tall and -- man : the manager said he 'd be right back . jonathan : but , i mean -- man : he may know where she is . wait for him . jonathan : but i just looked -- [ scene_break ] erica : it 's an unthinkable choice -- my child or her baby . and why , why ? tad : because of j.r. , because i could n't get to him . erica : oh , no . tad , this is not your fault . greg madden is the one who 's behind all of this . you know that . brooke : hi . there you are . tad : brooke , how 'd you get in here ? through the air conditioning ducts ? brooke : i just flashed my `` tempo `` credentials . erica : you came for a story ? to write about this ? brooke : no . i came to see if i could help , if there was something i could do . erica : well -- i remember once that i asked you what it was like to lose a child so i 'd be prepared if i ever -- brooke : erica , do n't . we 're not there again , and i pray we never will be . erica : me , too . joe ? joe , what is it ? is something wrong ? joe : zach 's agreed to let julia in so we can check on kendall and the baby . tad : he 's being reasonable now ? joe : well , we 're not going to push him . we can only take what he gives us . erica : julia ? you 're going in ? you 'll see my daughter ? julia : just to see if she 's ok . i 'll tell her you love her . erica : yes . yes , we all love her . julia : ok . joe : uh -- this came in over the fax machine line . i knew you 'd want to get it right away . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's too late . dixie : no , it 's not too late . it 's -- you 're alive . it 's never too late . j.r. : you do n't know . you do n't have any idea . dixie : huh . are you kidding me ? i understand rage and betrayal and frustration and guilt -- guilt so much that you just ca n't admit what you 've done because if you do , you just -- you make it so real that it ca n't be undone . what am i doing ? this is not the way to teach you how to do the right thing . j.r. : so , what , i 'm a lost cause ? dixie : no . no , you 're not a lost cause . look , my absence , my death -- you got over those things . you did , you -- in your own way . you had a life , you had a family . i mean , and you could have it all back again , you can , you can do it , but you have to make it happen . i ca n't do it for you . nobody can . guard ? look , i do love you , j.r . [ scene_break ] ryan : zach is armed , and he 's very dangerous , and he will do whatever it takes to protect that baby . julia : i can take care of myself . ryan : which is the only reason i even thought of this . julia : you want me to try to disarm zach ? ryan : what i do n't want is you to put yourself in danger . julia : i 'm going to take care of my patient first , and after that -- ryan : if the opportunity presents itself . julia : ahem . i have to get back to work . ryan : julia 's ready , zach . the rest is up to you . zach : no one comes in here but julia . are we clear ? julia : it 's just me . zach : move . hurry up . [ before zach can close the door behind julia , erica slips into kendall 's room . ] ryan : wait , erica , erica ! zach , zach , do n't shoot ! erica : you 'd better shoot to kill , because that 's the only way you 'll keep from my daughter . you said you 'd shoot . i believe you will . but that 's a chance i have to take . zach : get out . erica : kendall is my daughter . she 's my child . zach , if she does n't get the medication she needs soon -- if they do n't bring down the swelling in her brain -- zach : i know . erica : it could happen any second . and she could slip away . and she wo n't hear how much i love her and how much i want her back . i know you do n't care for me , but please , you would n't take that away from her ? erica : kendall , i 'm here , honey . everything 's going to be just fine . it is . i love you so much . kendall 's voice : zach 's doing what i want . just listen to him , because he 's right . zach : do what you need to do quickly . julia : i 'll work as fast as i can . [ while zach barricades the door once again , julia stares at the gun that he has placed in the back of his belt . ] [ scene_break ] dixie : david , whatever you want , not now . david : i figured it out , dixie . all of it . what you wanted from madden , why you 're trying to drug him into telling you the truth . kate is alive , is n't she ? greg madden took her from you . and this -- all this -- you 're just trying to get your daughter back , right ? oh , that son of a -- after the hell that you went through ? i 'm so sorry , dixie . we are going to find her . i 'm going to help you bring your child back home . [ scene_break ] zach : what 's that sound ? [ heartbeat ] julia : that 's the baby 's heartbeat . zach : turn it up . all the way , come on . [ heartbeat grows louder ] zach : you hear that ? that 's spike . that 's your son . he 's sounding pretty strong . you know why ? because you did that for him . kendall 's voice : oh , spike . oh , my baby . thank you , zach . thank you so much from both of us . spike , listen to you go . zach : listen to you go . [ when erica grabs zach 's gun out of his belt , he quickly disarms her . ] erica : let me go ! zach : you 're not going to stop me from doing what kendall wants . erica : kendall wants to live ! zach : yeah , she wants to live . she wants to live . she wants to have her son and raise him . her son , this son right here . that 's what she wants , and that 's what i 'm going to give her . [ scene_break ] man : i thought you were an adult . lily : i am . man : so am i. i 've had a lot more practice at this than you have , ok ? so let 's take off our clothes and get in the bed . lily : no , i do n't want sex . man : we wo n't do anything you do n't want to . now , let me help you off with these . lily : no , do n't touch . do n't touch . do n't touch , do n't touch ! man : ok , all right . relax . chill , chill , chill . everything 's going to be fine . [ pounding on door ] jonathan : lily ? [ pounding on door ] jonathan : lily ? lily : jonathan -- man : shh . do n't say a word . jonathan : it 's me ! lily ? man : all right ? shut up . jonathan : are you ok ? man : do n't talk ! lily : do n't touch me . jonathan : leave her alone ! man : oh ! you lunatic ! jonathan : oh ! you hurt her ! man : whatever you saw -- whatever you say , this never happened . [ while jonathan lies on the floor unconscious , the man grabs his clothes and runs out . ] [ scene_break ] julia : kendall 's icp numbers are still within normal limits . erica : and the pressure in her brain ? julia : it 's fine . and her neuro status has n't changed so far . erica : which means she 's hanging on . zach : it means you can leave now . erica : as long as my daughter is here , i 'll be here . zach : i did n't shoot you , erica . it does n't meant that i wo n't . erica : zach , her number could change at any second . what will you do then ? what will you do for my daughter ? julia : she 's stable for now . if you 're fighting with zach , kendall can hear you . erica : kendall , i love you , honey . can you hear that ? i 'll be right back . ryan : all right . ok , ok . i 'm just going to -- all right . erica , thank god you 're all right . what -- what were you thinking ? erica : i had to make sure that kendall is all right . joe : how is she ? julia : bp , 100/70 . pulse , 92 . icp is holding steady at 12 . joe : all right , that 's the high end of normal . she 's not in crisis yet . erica : oh , that 's a good sign , is n't it , joe ? joe : it could happen any second . ryan : what about the baby ? erica : we heard his heartbeat . julia : heart rate 's 150 . the baby 's stats are fine . ryan : he 's still too small , is n't he ? joe : if we take him now -- ryan : the odds are , my son wo n't survive . [ scene_break ] brooke : any news ? tad : ok . i guess you could call it that . as far as i 'm concerned , there 's been enough tragedy around here lately . what j.r. has done . what erica and ryan are going through . even zach . brooke : you feel for him , too ? tad : yeah . all he 's doing is fighting for what he thinks kendall wants -- that baby . who knows ? if i 'd been willing to do that for dixie -- been willing to accept how far she would go to protect kate , she would n't have lied . she would n't have run . we 'd still be a family . me , dixie , jamie , j.r. , and kate . now , we have nothing . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , david , i do n't want to talk about this . david : i 'm right , are n't i ? kate is alive . and you have no idea where she is . all because of greg madden ? well , i am going to make him talk , dixie , and you know i can do that . i 'm also going to make him pay . dixie : now , david -- david : you know i can do that , too . dixie : please -- i -- i 'm not getting into this with you . david : oh -- you 're kidding , right ? i am already into this . i love you , dixie . and unless i 'm wrong about your daughter , which i 'm not -- dixie : david , i played a part in what happened . david : no , no , do n't , do n't . do n't do this . you 're a victim here . dixie : you do n't know that . david : all right , fine . tell me . tell me what you could possibly have done to deserve this kind of hell . dixie : listen , i went to see j.r. today . and i told him that he has to own up and take responsibility for what he did . it 's the only way that -- that he can make things right , and i intend on taking my own advice . please . david : the second you change your mind -- the second you need me -- dixie : i know . [ scene_break ] zach : we 're alone , finally . just you and me . because this is our version of a honeymoon . we 're on the big bed and tell all . i know you always want to hear my secrets . well , you broke me . i 'll tell you everything you want to know . from alexander cambias , jr. , to zach slater , to a simple man who loves his wife . you sure that 's what you want ? you already got my heart . you have my future . now you 'll have my past . it 's a lot for a young lady . but i guess you can always tell me to shut up . ok . here i go . [ scene_break ] [ ryan stares at j.r. in his jail cell . ] [ scene_break ] lily : 799 , 800 , 801 , 802 , 803 , 804 , 805 , 806 , 807 , 808 -- jonathan : hi . lily : 810 , 811 -- jonathan : hi . it 's ok now . lily : 815 , 816 , 817 -- jonathan : it 's ok now . lily , i -- i found you . your clue . lily , you 're so smart . your clue was perfect . lily ? lily : 828 , 829 -- jonathan : i 'm glad -- i 'm glad to see you . i missed you so much . but we 're together again now . so everything 's going to be ok . ok ? it 's ok . [ lily stops rocking back and forth and raises her hand toward jonathan 's . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : how 's kendall ? is she out of the coma ? ryan : the night of the snowstorm , when your son was missing through that night , we looked for your son everywhere , did n't we ? i remember thinking to myself how torn up you were . you were just ripped apart . the thought of losing your son . the very best part of you . i just remember that . and you told me , of course , to reach out and to love my son . and you were right . because now all of a sudden , i 've fallen in love with a kid that i 've never even met . and his mom , kendall -- just the love in that woman is -- it just blows my mind , everything about her . everything about her and my son . and now , because of you , i have to choose between them . i have to risk kendall 's life , or my son 's . because of you , one of those people -- one of those loved and needed people will probably die . but i -- i came here to tell you one thing that i do know for sure . and i want you to listen real careful , because i have never been more serious about anything in my life . if the law does n't take care of you , i will . [ scene_break ] zach : just minutes and hours never really mean anything , because my life started when i found you , and when i started loving you . and when we said our vows . you said you would always find your way back to me , no matter what . well , this is it . this is `` no matter what . `` so i need you to fight your way back . kendall 's voice : i meant it , zach , every word , and i 'm trying so hard . i love you . zach : i love you . [ scene_break ] tad : this is tad . dixie : it 's me . i need to see you tomorrow to talk . tad : about j.r. ? dixie : about everything . about our daughter . about kate . [ next_on ] [ babe smacks josh in the face . ] david ( to greg ) : how is your chest feeling about now ? tight ? boy , i would hate that . greg ( to david ) : what did you do to me ? dixie : tad , she 's alive . kate is alive . greg madden lied .
at he hospital , zach is keeping kendall 's hospital room locked so that nobody can come in and do the c section on kendall 's baby and risk his life . he lets julia come to refill her iv and blood bag however , and erica sneaks in with her . zach pulls a gun on erica . she tells him he will have to shoot her in order to let anything happen to her daughter . ryan goes to confront jr about how it is because of him ( jr ) that his ( ryan 's ) son may die . dixie tells jr that she is concerned that he 's really gone too far . david tells dixie he knows that kate is alive and wants to help her bring greg to justice . lily is in new york . her new acquaintance , terry , wants to do some `` experimenting `` with her . he takes off his clothes and asks her to do the same . but jonathan is able to find the hotel where she is , comes in and gets the predator to go away .