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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, so Kim the night manager went on maternity leave, and her husband’s name is Sandy, right? So get this, her replacement is a woman named Sandy whose husband’s name is Kim." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Couples sounds great. Or we could mix things up. Maybe pick names out of a hat. Whatever." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don’t you just admit you don’t want to be on a team with me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I just said, couples sound great." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm, yeah, you don’t think I’m smart enough. You think I’m gonna be a liability. Even though I totally just used the word liability correctly in a sentence. Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, let’s, let’s do couples. I want to." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I was just… what is happening?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, just a little treat. I know you’ve been feeling really bad about your mom lately." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, oh, I have. So bad." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And I wanted to make you feel better, so I planned something very special for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh, I can already feel it working." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You’re kidding." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think she’s taking advantage of him?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, of course not. She wouldn’t do something like that. She’s deaf." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Deaf women can’t be gold diggers?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, she moved in across the hall." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And he started to slowly wear me down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Like a river carves a canyon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s really sweet what Howard wants to do for Bernadette." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah. Hey, how come you’ve never done anything romantic to celebrate our first date?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, for starters, you’ve broken up with me so many times, which first date are we talking about?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can name tons." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sex doesn’t count." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. I know, what about that bed-and-breakfast?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I took you there. All you did was…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I know what I did. I bet they had to throw out that rocking chair. You know, I can be romantic if I want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s fine. And also not true." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean “deal”?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, like what’s his deal? Is it girls? Guys? Sock puppets?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Honestly, we’ve been operating under the assumption that he has no deal." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Your love confuses me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Would you like an autograph?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go! Go! Go! Go-Go-Go-Go! Yes! Are you people watching this? Is this amazing or what?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sweetie, that’s a highlight from the ’98 championship game." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Did not know that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How much beer have you had?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "None, why?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. I was just kind of hoping you were drunk. Now we’re back live." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, yeah. I can see the difference." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Boy, Bernadette is gonna love this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. It must be nice to have someone do something so romantic." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, you know what’s not romantic? Rubbing it in someone’s face." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, it can be, but I told you sex doesn’t count." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey. Haven’t heard from you in a couple days. You still mad at me?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nope. I have no reason to… “B” mad at you. Minus." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s right. On my paper. Not yours, mine, you punk-ass elf." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know what to say." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh-oh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, if I do well in sales, I could end up making a lot more money than you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not a problem. I grew up with a mother who emasculated my father financially and in every other aspect of his life, so really, it’s what I think love looks like." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Some guy is going to be sleeping on your couch?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "He’s not some guy. He’s my friend." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So by friend, do you mean friend friend, gay friend, or ex boyfriend who you’re now platonic with but still might have a thing for you friend”?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, he’s definitely not gay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, a definitely not gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend’s couch. Yippee." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, he’s definitely not gay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, a definitely not gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend’s couch. Yippee." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, we went out a little bit, a long time ago, but we were never like going out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, not to be pedantic, but the last I checked went out was in fact the past tense of going out, which I think we all know is a popular euphemism for saw each other naked." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, are we going to talk about last night?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you ready to apologize?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "E-e-e-e-eh! Wrong answer, but thank you for playing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, come on. This is stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, there it is again! You think I’m stupid!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, there’s a difference between being stupid and acting stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, yeah? well, there’s a difference between being a jerk and being an ass!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, there isn’t! They’re synonyms!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. I got upset. And Sheldon made me a beverage, too." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, he just showed up at my door. Don’t you think that’s a little weird?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A little, but he’s basically harmless. He’s actually kind of a nice guy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay. Whatever, look, my company does not allow me to socialize with doctors outside of work. You got to get rid of him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why am I the one that has to get rid of him?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can’t do it, he’s my best client." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, I’ll get rid of him. But you owe me one." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, uh, what’s the deal? You take off your ring when you go to work?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What? No, no, I just put it on the other hand and turn it around. Keep that hand in my pocket." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, what do you mean why? Look, I make more sales if these doctors think I’m single. I did the same kind of thing as a waitress. The real question is, what is he doing in your apartment?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, he was upset. So Sheldon invited him in for a hot beverage." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What? No, no, I just put it on the other hand and turn it around. Keep that hand in my pocket." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, what do you mean why? Look, I make more sales if these doctors think I’m single. I did the same kind of thing as a waitress. The real question is, what is he doing in your apartment?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, he was upset. So Sheldon invited him in for a hot beverage." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You were okay with that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. I got upset. And Sheldon made me a beverage, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, he was upset. So Sheldon invited him in for a hot beverage." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You were okay with that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. I got upset. And Sheldon made me a beverage, too." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, he just showed up at my door. Don’t you think that’s a little weird?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A little, but he’s basically harmless. He’s actually kind of a nice guy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay. Whatever, look, my company does not allow me to socialize with doctors outside of work. You got to get rid of him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why am I the one that has to get rid of him?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Aw. When he says things like that, I just want to hug him and make everything better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My brother was mean to me, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I reiterate, knuckle under." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, no, no, no, no. It is on. I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Penny, you don’t want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, shouldn’t you be out with your gang, spray painting equations on the side of buildings?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I just can’t believe you don’t trust me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I do, of course I do." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend, who, by the way, knew exactly who you were?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Your picture’s on my refrigerator." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. You know, I’m really starting to not like this guy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You married him instead of me? Good call. Sign the papers." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hang on. You know what? You have been a jerk about this all day. You always do this, whenever I mess up, you’re right there to make me feel even worse about it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is not true." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, we could’ve waited till Monday, signed the papers, this all would have been over." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re the one who invited him here." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You did?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, back when I was dating Zack. It was actually more fun than I thought. We gambled, we went to one of those cheesy wedding chapels, we had a really good turkey dinner. Which was surprising, since we were at a strip club." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wait, you went to a chapel?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We had one of those silly fake weddings." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you know those are real, right?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, they’re not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, they are." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, they’re not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, they are." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Huh? I’m sorry, get what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry about it. You know, there’s some guys over there. You should go talk to them." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, no. I want to know what you told her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s kind of between me and…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No you don’t. No he doesn’t." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, the girl they picked to play Mimi, she dropped out and they asked me to replace her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, congratulations, what a lucky break." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I knew it, Sheldon changed the password." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you sure?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, the new network name is ha ha ha, now I’ve got you, so it’s either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What a jerk." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re good at revenge, how do we get him back?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person’s boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I’m already doing that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I know what you did, now change the password back." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "As you can see, detoxing can get pretty ugly, let’s give them some privacy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah. Hey, do you want to come over to my place, have coffee?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sounds good." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I have a video of me singing last night, do you want to see it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Gee, why wouldn’t I?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "This is even better than you coming to the showcase, because now I get to watch you watch me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah! Funny how things work out." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I think I know how to change your mind." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s enough." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Honey, I’m a little strapped for cash this year, so for Christmas I was thinking of giving you this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I love it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "But it is what you got me last year." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And last night." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why wouldn’t she approve of me? I’m adorable." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are, it’s just…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t know that. I’ve been going to the Cheesecake Factory for years. I could have picked her up. (General laughter)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, you weren’t joking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, sweetie, let me tell you exactly how that would have gone down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna ask her out." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch her on her birthday." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, like you said, which believe me, was difficult, given how you and me used to be, you know, you and me, and now you and him are you and him." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, look. We’re not really me and him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what are you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn’t be alone on New Year’s Eve. How pathetic is that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year’s Eve." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, look. We’re not really me and him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what are you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn’t be alone on New Year’s Eve. How pathetic is that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year’s Eve." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You make a cute Green Arrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Green Lantern." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Like there’s a difference." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s a big difference. Arrow. Lantern." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You make a cute Green Arrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Green Lantern." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Like there’s a difference." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s a big difference. Arrow. Lantern." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, but this, with the costumes, and you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about me?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nothing. Let’s go to the party. (Puts on wig) How do I look?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, I guarantee you’ll be the prettiest girl there." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sweetie, you really thought I’d want to do this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, did you tell him that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Did you say it out loud with words?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, that’s Wilshire’s problem. Come on, you know, there, there’s got to be something fun we could do that the guys will hate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on, why do we have to hate it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Three words, Doctor Who convention." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I did not force you to go to that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You walked out of the house in a fez and bow tie. I went so you didn’t get beat up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I wasn’t gonna get beat up." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I’ll call you back." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Look, I know you were just trying to help with your Star Wars thing. I didn’t mean to call it idiotic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I don’t think you called it idiotic." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Sorry, I meant to. Anyway, um, I was just upset with myself. I wasn’t mad at you. I just feel like everything is falling apart." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. It’s okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I don’t think you called it idiotic." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Sorry, I meant to. Anyway, um, I was just upset with myself. I wasn’t mad at you. I just feel like everything is falling apart." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. It’s okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, it’s not okay. Look at me, okay? I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago, and I’m still doing it. I can’t quit, because guess what? I can’t do anything else. And I finally get my big break, and it goes away. I’m such a mess." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re not." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. It’s okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, it’s not okay. Look at me, okay? I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago, and I’m still doing it. I can’t quit, because guess what? I can’t do anything else. And I finally get my big break, and it goes away. I’m such a mess." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re not." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? ‘Cause this morning at Starbucks, a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn’t the only one in there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, listen to me, this is just a minor setback." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "None of that is true." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, denial. See, sweetie, the list goes on and on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s just crazy. How would my going in there even help you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know. You could talk to her, and maybe if it comes up, you could ask if she’s heard about the drug." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What if I get caught?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "She’s not one of those phonies, okay. She wrote a book and has her own Web site." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, gee, why didn’t you say so? They don’t let just anyone have a Web site." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why are you being such a jerk?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re surprised? Your psychic didn’t tell you I was going to be a jerk?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ha-ha, bite me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, Penny." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm. Anything else?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm. I found this quiz online called Which Star Trek Character Are You? and it only took me four tries to get Captain Kirk." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. It. Was." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hmm. Well, I’m glad you’re having such a great day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. And the one thing that could make it even better is an evening with my special girl." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, and who’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I just didn’t know if you meant me or Alex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, why would I mean Alex?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. It. Was." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hmm. Well, I’m glad you’re having such a great day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. And the one thing that could make it even better is an evening with my special girl." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, and who’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I just didn’t know if you meant me or Alex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, why would I mean Alex?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Because I know she hit on you and I know you liked it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. And the one thing that could make it even better is an evening with my special girl." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, and who’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I just didn’t know if you meant me or Alex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, why would I mean Alex?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Because I know she hit on you and I know you liked it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Don’t play dumb with me, Ricardo Shilly-Shally!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m missing something. (Enters apartment. To Sheldon) Did you say something to Penny about Alex?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, pretty lady." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, you seem extra happy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I guess I am." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Any particular reason why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, just having a good day. This morning Sheldon fell asleep on the way to work, so I got to listen to the radio. That was pretty crazy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm. Anything else?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm. I found this quiz online called Which Star Trek Character Are You? and it only took me four tries to get Captain Kirk." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. It. Was." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay. What if I got him to apologize and promise to behave?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then I guess we would let him back on the app team, and while we’re doing that, you could take an aerial tour of L.A. on your flying pig." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, can you hear me? Sheldon, I haven’t changed the filter in the water pitcher in two years." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, Bernadette’s nickname for you is the virgin piña colada." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Your George Lucas autograph is really a me autograph." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, once I was too lazy to walk across the hall, so I used your toothbrush." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ooh, and one time when you were asleep, Amy totally took off her… and that’s why you’re the best roommate ever." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bye." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, no problem." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I know it’s kinda weird." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "True dat." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "True dat?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve gotten a lot more street since we broke up." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Right. Still mad at me about that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. No, I understand. I got too intense, you had to back off." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve gotten a lot better at that, you know. I’ve dated four different women since we broke up and I didn’t tell any of them that I loved them and wanted to have their babies." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Good for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, good night." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m helping him relax because, unlike you, he supports me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, how many times do I have to say it? I support you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, if you support me, what was with that phone call?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine. I’m not sure you should have quit. But if you care so much what I think, why didn’t you ask me before you did it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, so now I need your permission? Would you have asked me before you quit your job?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. I thought we were in the kind of relationship where we make decisions together. If I’m wrong, then maybe we need to talk about the kind of relationship we’re actually in." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re not getting divorced." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, we realized, that, uh, we’re facing some new challenges as a married couple." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah. And there are a few things we need to stay on top of. So we thought it would useful, and I can’t believe I’m about to say this, um." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Would you please help us make a relationship agreement? But one that’s tailored to us, okay, we don’t need a bathroom schedule." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, we realized, that, uh, we’re facing some new challenges as a married couple." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah. And there are a few things we need to stay on top of. So we thought it would useful, and I can’t believe I’m about to say this, um." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Would you please help us make a relationship agreement? But one that’s tailored to us, okay, we don’t need a bathroom schedule." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Although a rule about him texting me from in there might help with the romance." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you say?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s up with Ichabod?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh he’s trying to make a new friend." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh really? Well, good for him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, unless he’s makes one out of wood like Gepetto, I don’t think it’s gonna happen." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, how did you guys become friends?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There was a flier on the bulletin board at the university. Roommate wanted. Whistlers need not apply." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And you moved in anyway?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I assumed he was joking. You’d be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, it’s none of my business, but isn’t a guy who can’t speak in front of women going to hold you back a little?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, he’ll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. He only has a problem when they’re one on one and smell nice." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, thanks Raj, it’s vanilla oil." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was actually the one who noticed, okay, let’s just start." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just ignore him." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hm. At least he took an interest." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s that supposed to mean?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nothing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, what’s going on with you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t want to talk about it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, hey, come on, just tell me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine. Lately I kind of feel like you’ve been taking me for granted." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Where is this coming from?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "The what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Star Trek. You know, the Neutral Zone between the Federation and the Romulan Empire." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, okay. Just like old times." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, sometimes the Federation and the Romulans would enter the Neutral Zone to negotiate a temporary truce." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sweetie, let me put this in a way you’ll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Got it, got it. We can do all kinds of stuff from the waist up, you know?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Go to sleep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good night." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That bad, huh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Read this woman’s tweet." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me want to start cutting myself again" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, please let me tell him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, I kind of promised Howard." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, come on, be serious. Look, you guys have been going out a long time. She would clearly like to have a physical relationship with you, so what are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, we’re down the rabbit hole. What are you doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That was a really nice dinner. I’m glad you asked me out again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Me, too, I missed you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You see me all the time. You sure you just don’t miss the sex?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Me, too, I missed you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You see me all the time. You sure you just don’t miss the sex?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I have. You are not wrong. I just think if we’re gonna try dating again, we should take things slow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I can take it slow. Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? To this day she doesn’t know we were going out. Made it easier on her when I broke things off." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I have. You are not wrong. I just think if we’re gonna try dating again, we should take things slow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I can take it slow. Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school, Karen Berberick? To this day she doesn’t know we were going out. Made it easier on her when I broke things off." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, well, maybe not that slow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about this, are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, we’re not counting this as a date, are we?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, I’m not sure, but I think the right answer here is no." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him, maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home, watching TV." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Even Doctor Who?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "If you were this upset, why didn’t you say so when I told you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because I didn’t want to sound like a jerk." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, you sound like one now. I don’t see the big deal if my brother comes and stays for a while." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you get him a job, he’s gonna live here forever!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "He would get his own place." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Has he ever had his own place?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did it have a metal toilet next to the bed?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "This is ridiculous. You know, I’m gonna go talk to the maître d’." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you gonna say?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know. I’m, I’m gonna flirt with him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know if I’m comfortable with that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m still sleeping with you tonight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See if you can get a table by the window." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I wasn’t staring!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I didn’t say you were, I just said she was cute." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Huh, um, maybe, if you like women who are tall… and perfect." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes. That is a real thing. And it doesn’t mean you don’t care about each other, it just means things are moving at a pace you’re not comfortable with, and that’s fine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, if he doesn’t want to live with her, then he should tell her how he feels." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "To wine and bubble wrap. And to not having to watch Sheldon demonstrate his reverse osmosis machine that converts urine into drinking water." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, in Girl Scouts, Tammie Dinisha said you could do that with panty hose. Boy, was she wrong. Anyway, you want to make out?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought because our relationship’s in a beta test, you wanted to take things slow." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay. Do you want to make out slow?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can go so slow it’ll be like there’s a snail in your mouth." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, well, can’t you, like, slip him some money or something?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? I’ve never done that before. Does it work?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do people like money? Is that what you’re asking?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A lot of attitude from the woman who thought MC squared was a rapper." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Now, is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that’s basically national sex night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry. You’re pretty, I’m stupid. Hello. Uh, just checking again for Hofstadter. Still gonna be an hour?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Of course she told me, it’s the most interesting thing that’s ever happened to her in her entire life." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re too close to it, but Amy has had a huge impact on you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Trying to have a magical night here, guys." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, son of a bitch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nothing. Nothing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, tell me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s just this guy I used to date." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Until he cheated on me with my friend Gretchen, who’s here with him now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re kidding." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And it looks like she lost a lot of weight, damn it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know it’s not ideal, but don’t let them ruin our night." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, you’re totally right. She could be skinny ’cause she’s dying." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s the spirit." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I can’t believe he’s going to marry the girl he cheated on me with." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Isn’t it kind of nice? I mean, he was with the wrong person, and now he found the right person." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? Why don’t we just forget about them and enjoy our Valentine’s Day?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes, absolutely. Now they’re doing that phony link-arm-drink thingy. I totally taught him that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought we were letting it go." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We were; it’s just, it’s not fair, okay? They’re bad people. It’s not supposed to end happy for them, it’s supposed to end happy for me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, it did end happy for you. You’re here with me." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "We were; it’s just, it’s not fair, okay? They’re bad people. It’s not supposed to end happy for them, it’s supposed to end happy for me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um, it did end happy for you. You’re here with me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, yeah, I know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, this is getting a little hard to not take personally." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, come on, don’t make this about you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’m not. It’s about you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, well, whatever, okay? I told you, Valentine’s Day sucks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This one does, and you’re the reason why." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We didn’t even get to go through it all. There could be anything in here." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "There a new girlfriend in there? ‘Cause you might need one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. But there is an original final draft Ghostbusters script with actual slime stains! (Raj whispers to Leonard) Oh, you’re right, it’s Ghostbusters 2. Never mind." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, babe, you want to drive?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, or you can." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, it’s fine, I know you don’t like the way I drive." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t have a problem with your driving." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you want to drive, just drive. I don’t see why this has to be so complicated." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s not complicated. Amy’s driving, that’s it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not it because you’re clearly upset." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You’re the one who seems upset." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would I be upset?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I know, I know that part." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "But he had already moved on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Already, that was quick." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s what I said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Penny, I am so sorry." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How could he do that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, well, you know, you did throw an 8 gig iPod… yeah, no, how could he do that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that must get old quick." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "How could he do that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, well, you know, you did throw an 8 gig iPod… yeah, no, how could he do that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that must get old quick." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice, and honest, and who actually cares about me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about me?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What about you what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about if you went out with me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that must get old quick." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice, and honest, and who actually cares about me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about me?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What about you what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about if you went out with me?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you asking me out?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Um… yes… I am… asking you out." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was just going off your comment about the nice guy…" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m sorry I yelled at you. It’s not your fault." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I went over to Mike’s to make up with him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I know, I know that part." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "But he had already moved on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Already, that was quick." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s what I said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Penny, I am so sorry." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How could he do that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, well, you know, you did throw an 8 gig iPod… yeah, no, how could he do that." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m so sorry. I know it’s a sensitive subject, but can you reconsider that part in the movie?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I did. I called them. The part’s gone. They gave it to someone else. Now that girl’s gonna get discovered and become famous and go on Letterman and talk about how she got her big break on a cheap monkey movie all because some dumb girl thought it was beneath her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "At least they talked about you on Letterman. Come on, I can drive you wherever you need to go." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That kind of actress. This sucks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, guys. Raj put a lot of effort into this. And that’s great. It’s not sad, it’s great." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, guys, what do you think? Priya took me clothes shopping." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, you look great. Good for you, Priya. I could never get that stupid hoodie off him when we were… well, you look great." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You don’t have to check with me. Do whatever you want." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. I guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really, what were you hoping for?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, maybe that you’d be a little upset, and then you’d realize that I’m a stallion that has to run free. And that would turn you on a little." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m an actress. Ask me again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you mind if I spend the weekend playing video games with the guys?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re home." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God, what happened?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn’t be such an ass." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it was a valid hypothesis." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This game’s dangerous. I could get you in trouble." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, never have I ever used Sheldon’s toothbrush to clean the sink." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine, is that how you want to play this? All right, never have I ever come up with a nickname for my own genitals." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Never should’ve told you about Alvin and the Chipmunks." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can’t believe this. You realize I make more money than you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t, I know, but this isn’t a big deal. It’s just a little savings I put aside." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re married. We’re supposed to share everything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What, you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, there’s a cabin in Big Bear that a doctor I work with keeps offering me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because he’s hitting on you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "She." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thanks. He seems like a nice guy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You mean for someone who’s into comic books?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, no, no, I just meant for… yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, just because people appreciate comic books doesn’t make them weirdos. Stuart’s a terrific artist. He went to the Rhode Island School of Design." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What about the guy over there in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, yeah, that’s Captain Sweatpants. He doesn’t really help the point I’m trying to make." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, we’re about to shoot this scene in the movie where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "But I realize they’re gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage. So, I asked the director why and he says, it’s important to the story that my boobs be the last things to turn ape." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s sweet that he thinks there’s a story." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "‘Cause you’re trying too hard. You need to do something else, get your mind off it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. How about we bring back Anything Can Happen Thursdays?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, that’s good. Why’d you guys stop doing that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You made fun of us. Said it was stupid." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh-oh, somebody’s still pouting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Leave me alone." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "If it’s because you lost a stick, I know where it went." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not funny." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know you’re gonna make up with him. Can we just skip to that part?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, of course, because I’m the only adult around here." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? The only adult?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that’s right." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hang on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hmm? Yeah? What? Huh?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We just broke up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What, uh, you and me? Yeah, we did. Not too long ago. How are you doing with it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Not as good as you apparently." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I, um, I don’t follow." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know what? It’s, it’s none of my business. If you want to sleep with Sheldon’s doctor buddy right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, now…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You heard that, huh?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, then the other fella went bat-crap crazy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you agree, he’s nuts." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I do not believe that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are so naive. Just like I was seven years ago. (Flasback: The lobby) I’d just started at the university." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do I get some sympathy now?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "A little bit. Okay. Let me get this straight. You move in with this guy, he makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement, then he walks into your bedroom while you’re doing this Joyce Kim, and you still stay?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, I couldn’t get too mad at him about Joyce Kim." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I was doing some government research at the time, you know, military, rocket fuel. It’s kind of secret." } ]