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Please analyze the following IMDB review: "unlike the adventures of buckaroo banzai and or big trouble in little china and or conan the barbarian and which are horrible films that have a certain coolness and self deprecating humor that turn them into cult sensations and the golden child is just plain bad. the premise itself is not unworkable and and there are some funny moments. but here the eddy murphy flip attitude just deflates any feeling of tension or danger in the story. and the special effects are silly enough to do more damage to that tension. the mystic secrets of tibetan buddhism are lampooned rather than drawn upon to compel. without a feeling that anything is at stake and or that the characters are faced by real danger and why should we care. who should see this film represent big fans of eddy murphy who can not help themselves i can not think of anyone elsei will give this film a negative for the occasional joke that worked. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "definitely one of funny man eddie murphy lesser films is this nonsense about a kidnapped mystical child and three hundred year old dragons and a chosen one. murphy is the chosen one in question and and as the opening song suggests and he is the best man in the world. a finder of lost and missing children and he is approached by a mysterious tibetan woman (charlotte lewis) who tells him he is the chosen one and and that it is his destiny to find and rescue the golden child. for if the child were to die and compassion would die with him and as he is the bearer of compassion. if all this hocus pocus rubbish hasn not ruined it for you now and it surely will once the movie begins. suffice to say the plot is abominable and destroys the whole film. meant to be another vehicle for murphy egotistical brand of humour (the comedy isn not so great mind you) and the movie fails on many levels. even charles dance as the evil sardo numspa can not do much for proceedings. very silly and disappointing. sunday and december 12 and 1993 t. v. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "well and what to say. the golden child falls in the category so bad and it good. eddie murphy is having some funny (and sometimes quite annoying lines) and but you are still entertained. chales dance has never been worse than his role as the villain sardo numspa (what a fed up name is this. ). who should watch the golden child. hm. difficult to say and but my best guess would be people who likes embarrassing movies and can be entertained by bad acting and bad plot and an even more embarrassing dialog. negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "why is it that when a star reaches the top of the star chain and they ruin all the good work by making a bad movie. burt reynolds peaked and then started making dreadful hal needham car chase flicks. arnold schwarzenegger became the hottest property in hollywood and only to invite derision upon himself with the appalling last action hero. and here and loquacious eddie murphy erases memories of trading places and 48 hours with this family adventure flick and which is an unbelievably tedious and childish and generally plain awful misfire in which the chance to see charlotte lewis great big breasts in a tight blouse is the most appealing aspect of the entire film. the story is pure humdrum. it concerns social worker murphy and contacted by mysterious types and told that he is the chosen one. chosen for what and i hear you ask. his job is to rescue a tibetan boy with mystical powers from a race of demons who want to rule the world. as the main demon and classy actor charles dance looks terribly embarrassed to be in the film and but hey and i am sure he was well paid for sacrificing his talents. of all murphy films and this is easily the worst. i have read some reviews which suggest that it is nice to see murphy in an atypical role and in a non formulaic kind of film and and while both points are loosely true there no forgiving the fact that the film however atypical and non formulaic it might be is an absolute load of garbage. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "michael jackson would have claimed a spot for the top billed character in the golden child and and because he loves kids. that do not work (and why should it. ) and so instead we have eddie murphy out to save the world by rescuing kid midas. i would strongly suggest all future scriptwriters to please thoroughly study the actor inane dialogue in this quirky fantasy adventure comedy that a step closer to ishtar. whatever murphy says or does can be best liked and but do not get me wrong about his exquisite comical talent while he doesn not belong in this movie and and the same went for dr. dolittle. the violence and visuals combined are reasons to stamp it as a cult camp classic and and that do not have made any sense as hollywood and movie fanatics kept cashing in on the guy. speaking of visuals and they were pulled off amazingly well at the time of ronald reagan presidential fame. murphy is far better at coming to america and 48 hrs and but this stale movie isn not my touch of golden honey for a sweet crunchy taste. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "bad movie for sure. it such a ridiculous fantasy with a lot of poor special effects and a lot of hasty scenes (the airport one for example) and and a real unfunny time. (charles dance) is awful as the evil guy and he is much better in (last action hero). (eddie murphy) is doing a non comic joking and and i heard that this sunk had already succeed and big time success. i will never understand why or how . in one tv interview i have heard (eddie murphy) himself and when he was nominated for an oscar 2007 and regretted it in a comic way . one of the comments said (hey. it the 1980s . ). well and no my friend. it the cinematic foolishness which made a lot of razzie movies all over the years whether it the 1980s or the 1950s . there are 2 reasons made me write about this movie. the first is that i will never forget the long tan fascinating legs of (charlotte lewis) especially when she was on bed before the bad guys attack her house and wearing just a blue shirt and oh boy the camera was versifying about her naked legs as it should be. but how odd . as i have watched her in following movies and she wasn not that beautiful again . anyhow the second reason is that i have found this movie title lately at my list of the worst 100 movies ever. the bottom line represent bad movie and greeeeeat legs. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i remember when the golden child was released in 1986 it was universally panned by the critics and and i`m talking panned so badly that it more or less ended the glittering career of eddie murphy so i guess this movie has something going for itit gets off to a bad start where buddist monks kneel in front of a child with a blank expression on his face . bad guys enter the templechild sits with blank expressionbad guys chop up the monkschild sits with blank expressionbad guys pull out giant bird cage and stick the child inside who now sits with . go on guess . you do get the impression that even if they were taking him for a sleepover at michael jackson wonderland ranch he`d still give the same blank expression and this movie would be better titled the wooden childthe title sequence starts and being a movie from the 1980s a pop soundtrack features heavily . obviously this might have been cool and funky at the time but now in 2004 it seems very dated . not only that but it jars completely with the somewhat bloody opening . in fact that the main problem ( and boy it a serious one ) with this movie the whole mood seems to change from scene to scene so much so that sometimes it like watching scenes from totally different movies spliced together . i blame the director personally but it should also be pointed out that both the screenwriter and producer should share equal blame too . did anyone know before shooting commenced what type of movie this was going to be . it part fantasy and part martial arts and part buddy movie and part comedy and it all crap. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i will start this off by saying i couldn not get all the way through it. i picked it up on a rainy day from walmart like the rest of the reviewers on this site. i figured there wasn not any way i would regret my purchase. was i wrong or what. seriously now and who approved this project. they need to be forced to watch this movie over and over until the end of eternity. that the only fitting punishment i can think of for releasing something this bad. the shooting reminds me of the movies i used to make for class projects on a big old vhs cam. the acting isnt much better. i think the only difference is that there are a few cool cameos. yay and who cares. shecky moskowitz is unfunny and and the ships comedian is an even bigger loser. that about as much of the plot as i understood. overall it the worst movie i have ever seen. i own it on dvd and have given it to many co workers to watch. each comes back and laughs and says wow i didnt think i would ever say i shut off an adam sandler movie 15 minutes in. my response is always well now you can. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i can say without a shadow of a doubt that going overboard is the single worst film i have ever seen and and yes and i have seen cujo. adam sandler is an abomination as schecky moskowitz and a wannabe comedian working on a cruise liner. that the plot. that it. nothing else in the film makes sense and it all over the place like a mad man breakfast and and not in a wacky naked gun kind of way and but more of a frustrating and throw both shoes at the t. v kind of way. even general noriega makes an appearance and for no reason i can comprehend (it certainly wasn not for humour). add to the mix miss australia and who has the worst australian accent i have ever heared and and you have something which i would not call the worst film ever made and because going overboard doesn not even fit the basic definition of a film. i highly recomend seeing this film and as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see. i guarantee the first thing you will say after seeing a bad film will be at least it wasn not as bad as going overboard. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i wanted to punch the tv. watching it was torture. i hated it. never watch this movie. the terrorists are annoying. adam sandler is annoying. i normally like him but not in this one. i wanted to break the dvd. this is the most irritating film in the world. the comedian he jealous of is obnoxious. the only remotely funny part is the rocker with the black teeth getting all the girls. it was so irritating i wanted to punch the tv. do not buy this movie unless you want to annoy someone. if you even like adam sandler a little bit and don not buy it. it will just make you hate him. do yourself a favor and if you see it in the store and hide it to put everyone out of danger of buying it. its a waste of the $1. 99 i paid for it. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "first represent i bought it at the video store. second represent i watched it. third represent it was boring. fourth represent it was not funny. fifth represent most of the antics were lame. and last and but not least represent it not only a bad movie and it a total fiasco. i am a huge adam sandler fan despite this disappointing and forgotten film. i pity it because it was his first movie. even if you are a huge adam sandler fan and do not bother watching this movie. instead and just take the video and board a yacht and and throw it overboard. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i am a huge adam sandler fan and and one day i was looking at the cast and crew selection on one of his dvd and saw going overboard and decided to go out and rent it. so i went out with a few buddies of mine and rented it. we put it on and we were shocked to see an adam sandler that do not hit puberty yet and he looks as if he was 12 when this movie came out. i couldn not even watch 30 minutes of this crap and i do not laugh and chuckle and or even smirk at this movie and actually the only time i smirked was when i saw how horrid this movie was. i could not believe how hard he tried to make the viewers laugh in this movie. and it do not work once. although from seeing the horribly awful camera angles and hearing the disgusting script i realized why i had never heard of this movie and . because it sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. this movie and in my opinion and was the worst movie ever made and . ever. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "even if youre a huge sandler fan and please do not bother with this extremely disappointing comedy. i bought this movie for $7. 99 and assuming it has to be at least halfway decent since my man sandler is in it and because i assumed some women would get naked (judging by the r rating and scantily clad women on the cover). well and there are quite a few scantily clad women and but none get naked. i am not sure what point this was in sandler career and but i am guessing it was even before his snl days. i can be wrong. this is like watching one of his home movies. he might look back at a cheesy movie like this and reminisce about the good ol times. but we (the audience) are left to dry. this is hardly a movie. sandler does a lot of talking to the camera and and even admits at one point that this is no budget movie (that right and not a low budget movie and a no budget movie). so our job is pretty much to laugh at the quirky characters. there is no steady plot and it like an extended sketch comedy show but a crude and badly written one. that guy who played the nasty comedian was completely annoying and it was implausible in the first place that he would receive such a mass audience. and sandler finds his comic inspiration by saying the one classic henny youngman line take my wife and please and the audience is on the floor. i am not even going to try to make any logic here. sure and sandler current and recent movies are not known for making a lot of sense (the penguin in billy madison and the midget in happy gilmore happy place) but the comedy works. this is a strictly amateurish work and and even if youre curious about adam early days in film you still would not be interested. youre better off checking out his start on snl or maybe his underrated role in mixed nuts. of course and the sandman is not the only actor wasted in this thankless vehicle. billy bob thornton also makes a short appearance and billy zane (titanic) has a supporting role and the great burt young (from the rocky movies) has a significant role. this awful comedy will most probably be collecting dust on the 99 cent rental section of your local video store and rightfully so. my score represent 3 (out of 10). " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this early adam sandler film could be compared to his life as a comic during the same period in 1989. his character constant acknowledgement of his hidden comic genius and frustration regarding humorous material seems to come more from sandler than the script. the film is nothing compared to his blockbuster feature films and such as big daddy or even the corny billy maddison. unfortunately and sandler had not yet found a way to express himself in a consistent and successful and funny manner when this film was made and much like his character. the majority of the film jokes come from sandler having conversations with himself and usually over his unrecognised comic talent and beating himself up because he too ugly and can not get women. the film is hard to watch too because it doesn not treat itself like a real film. sandler talks to the camera and the viewers throughout the film and often referring to the film low budget or questionable content. the film is ultimately awkward and embarrassing to watch. i immediately wanted to forget i even saw this film after it was over and for fear that if more found out about it and it would ruin sandler career. pass this one up at the video store and i rented it for free and it was still a waste of time. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "having decided some time ago to collect the films of billy bob thornton (on the strength of class movies like sling blade and a simple plan and the man who wasn not there amongst others) and it was inevitable that there would be the odd turkey in there. what i do not realise however and was that there could be one this bad. i will give you an idea how incredibly poor this film is the funniest dialogue in it goes like this represent knock knock and who there. and the big stinking man and the big stinking man who. and the big stinking man is you. yes folks and it really is that bad. billy bob is only in it for about two minutes (i guess he needed the work at that time in his career) and and the rest of the movie is painful. for some reason though and although it undeniably awful and i do not hate it. that probably because i save my ire for any high budget and special effects laden junk like the fast and the furious and not a no budget flick like this one. negative at a push. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "worst mistake of my life. i picked this movie up at target for $5 because i figured and hey and it sandler i can get some cheap laughs. i was wrong and completely wrong. mid way through the film all three of my friends were asleep and i was still suffering. worst plot and worst script and worst movie i have ever seen. i wanted to hit my head up against a wall for an hour and then i would stop and and you know why. because it felt damn good. upon bashing my head in i stuck that damn movie in the microwave and watched it burn. and that felt better than anything else i have ever done. it took american psycho and army of darkness and and kill bill just to get over that crap. i hate you sandler for actually going through with this and ruining a whole day of my life. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this movie was so bad i couldn not sit through it without doing something else. there was no plot and no point. i was thoroughly bored and for a film about a stand up comedian and i couldn not recall one joke or funny line worthy of the description. politicians with no charisma speaking technical jargon could not be less entertaining. so how was this made. is there no quality control in film. watching the girls in bikinis was the only distraction during this horrible experience. it hard to imagine that adam sandler who has become popular and has appeared in fine comedies was able to survive after this kind of exposure. he was not funny in the least in this movie so it proves that the writing is so vital in effective comedy. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i saw this movie about 5 years ago and and the memory of it still haunts me to this day. i was fully aware at how awful it was supposed to be going into it and so i have only myself to blame. but like most and i do not believe all the negativity. being a sandler fan and it just seemed inconceivable one of his movies could really be that bad. i figured it was just sandler haters. i couldn not have been more wrong. what we have here is a comedy that does not contain even 1 second of anything funny. that is actually quite an accomplish. you would think in a 90 minute comedy and they might have accidentally stumbled upon something even remotely amusing. but no and it just horrible. it not so bad it good and its just bad. you cannot laugh at how bad it is and you can only cry. you wait patiently for a joke that will at least make you chuckle and but they never come. have you seen the movie the ring. where the people watch a video tape and die 7 days later. if this movie was on the video tape and people would die instantly and by their own hand and and there would be smile on their face as they realize their agony has ended and and that would be the first smile since they pressed play. you might be inclined to watch it just to see how bad it is and unable to curb your curiosity. don not. please do not. trust me and i am doing you a favor. there are 2 types of people in the world and those that think going overboard is the worst movie ever made and and those that have not yet seen it. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "shecky and is a god damned legend and make no mistake. until recently i worked for a uk hifi and video retail chain and running their testing department. we would go through many new starters and they would be expected to to learn how to fault find the various detritus that returns as non functional in one way or another from the stores. now to tortu^^^^^ test the resolve of these new staff members and we would issue them with a copy of going overboard. we had hundreds of copies of this film because whenever someone who had bought a particular model of goodmans dvd player that had this film as a free gift and got round to sending their dvd player back and they never failed to send shecky back also. our new staff would be forced to use only going overboard to test these machines for faults until they had found a disc or two of their own to test with. now and as to why this film is so bad and where do i begin. adam sandler and who can be so and so very funny and as in happy gilmore and or the wedding singer and must have been having one hell of an off day. the rest of the crew stank and and what is it with billy zane. his name crops up in several of the worst movies of all time and and he is a decent actor. crazy. the production quality is absolute zero. i would have been inclined to give this a zero if i could and because they do not even have the guts to call it by it full name the unsinkable shecky moskowitz on release. even so it is worth a watch so you can see just how far sandler has come and and just how low he can go. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "with adam sandler. this is without a doubt one of the most idiotic films ever made. it about cruise ship waiter shecky (sandler) wanting to be a comedian on the cruise ship. first off and there is not one funny or clever line in the entire movie honestly. it is so unfunny it pathetic. there is surprisingly not much crude or sexual humor and but the f word is plentiful. the budget is really low and and that also ruins the film. it takes place on a cruise ship and but it seems they only had money to rent out a small boat and only had money for 10 ship extras and one of which is billy bob thornton. the opening credits are animated reeeeeaally cheaply and and it is just pathetic. i hate this movie and everyone else that sees this will hate it too. 86 mins. rated r for language. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "a friend of mine bought this film for £1 and and even then it was grossly overpriced. despite featuring big names such as adam sandler and billy bob thornton and the incredibly talented burt young and this film was about as funny as taking a chisel and hammering it straight through your earhole. it uses tired and bottom of the barrel comedic techniques consistently breaking the fourth wall as sandler talks to the audience and and seemingly pointless montages of hot girls. adam sandler plays a waiter on a cruise ship who wants to make it as a successful comedian in order to become successful with women. when the ship resident comedian the shamelessly named dickie due to his unfathomable success with the opposite gender is presumed lost at sea and sandler character shecker gets his big break. dickie is not dead and he rather locked in the bathroom and presumably sea sick. perhaps from his mouth he just vomited the worst film of all time. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i stole this movie when i was a freshmen in college. i have tried to watch it three times and the second two because friends wanted to see it. sweet and adam sandler and i have never heard of this movie and but since he so funny its gotta be funny. wrong. i can not make myself watch this pile of crap after the dream boxing match or insult war and where burning the guy with a good zinger causes your opponent physical pain. you would think that terrible comedy hurting you is ridiculous and but after watching this you will know its true. this movie isn not worth the price i paid for it. i have watched a ton of steven segal movies and and i have even watched crossroads twice. but i still couldn not watch this. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this has to be the worst movie i have ever attempted to watch. in the first 15 minutes and there wasn not anything to keep my interest in this movie. i was on vacation at the time and and had plenty of time to devote to a just for the fun of it movie. the condo we were staying in had this movie in stock they must have got it from the $1 store or something. if you like adam sandler and this is nothing like any other movie he made. this started with a bad premise and then just got worse. there nothing even remotely funny in it. i have watched a lot of movies and including some i do not care for. but if you decide to waste your time on this movie and do not say i do not warn you. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this movie is by far the worst movie ever made. if you have to create a film costarring the guy who plays lars in heavyweights than do not make the damn film. i have to say that i could watch leprechaun in space 6 times before i could watch the trailer for this pos of a movie. adam sandler should be restricted from any movie after this disgrace. watching this movie is like a mix of listening to cher and willingly putting your dick in a blender. anyone with half of a brain cell will realize that this movie is not worth a dime. if i had an extra dollar and had to spend it and i would give it to the support lorraina bobbitt foundation before buying this movie. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "watching this stinker constitutes cruel and unusal punishment at the hands of sandler. truly a slow and painful death. bought the dvd in the $5. 88 bin at wal mart. but the thought that keeps echoing in my head is and how can i get my money back. the most unforgivable thing about the movie is that the boat just does not sink. best constructive suggestion represent mystery comedy theatre. you know that show on the scifi channel in which some guy and his muppet machines spoof the most unwatchable horror flicks (mystery science theatre). immediately and spin off a comedy program and feature this flick. without a good humorous spoof of this train wreck and i fear that viewers may actually begin following sandler with ice picks and chainsaws. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i picked up this movie for $5 dollars at a discount book store and adam sandler is a awesome actor and i figured it would be a good movie and well and it wasn not. there was absolutely no story line at all and bad jokes and and the other comedian said the f word every other word he said and cursing usually dosen not bother me but this was over the top. and even worse than the lack of story line was the parts when sandler would just begin talking into the camera at random parts in the movie and it reminded me of dora the explorer when they turn and look at the screen and ask you questions. and last of all is when they would randomly put in bikini shots of girls at random times in the movie. in my opinion and don not buy this movie and its a waste of money. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this is definitely the worst movie adam ever done but at this point in his life and he was just happy to have a movie. there are 3 or 4 laughs in it but i used the fast forward button through some of it. don not waste your time. i only saw it because i wanted to see all of his movies and but it sucked. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "if you have ever seen this movie and you would know that it. if you haven not and and want to see a classic bad movie and i suggest you see this movie and because it ranks right down with the worst. so and if youre really bored and go rent it. if you want to know what it like and here my little summary represent adam sandler is hired to work on a giant cruise ship with some ms universe models and five other people. adam doesn not like how one passenger is getting all the babes and and he tries to take over with the cheezy jokes. but wait. it only gets worse. you will have to rent the movie yourself to see how bad it truly is. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i just finished watching going overboard. i have to say that we should send every copy of this film to iraq and make them watch. i even tried to get a blind women to watch this and she turned it off in like 20 min. adam sandler could not find a better project than this. as for the writing and if thats what you want to call it and those responsible should be forced to watch this movie forever in hell. i believe that somewhere i read that the budget for this film was $10 and 000 and they were way under. did wallmart get a good deal on this. every store has a big huge bin of this crap sitting on the sales floor. the only good thing about this movie is you can use the dvd as a coaster and or trade it to a friend and but then they might not be your friend anymore. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i had never heard of this adam sandler movie until i saw it on the wall at blockbuster. being an adam sandler fan at the time and i rented it. honestly i could only watch about 30 mins. of it. it was terrible. do whatever it takes to keep this out of the hands of the public. i honestly hope this movie goes oop soon and and i hope it stays that way. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "hello. i am paul raddick and a. k. a. panic attack of wtaf and channel 29 in philadelphia. let me tell you about this god awful movie that powered on adam sandler film career but was digitized after a short time. going overboard is about an aspiring comedian played by sandler who gets a job on a cruise ship and fails. or so i thought. sandler encounters babes that like history of the world part 1 and rebound. the babes were supposed to be engaged and but and actually and they get executed by sawtooth and the meanest cannibal the world has ever known. adam sandler fared bad in going overboard and but fared better in big daddy and billy madison and and jen leone favorite and 50 first dates. man and drew barrymore was one hot chick. spanglish is red hot and going overboard ain not dooley squat. end of file. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "mere thoughts of going overboard (aka babes ahoy) make me want to weep. throwing yourself out a window would be better than watching this movie. it not even a supposed so bad it good movie. i would spend money to buy copies of this movie and burn them so that people can not see it. oh the pain and the pain. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: ". okay and maybe not all of it. lured by the false promise of bikini clad women on the movie cover. but the horror. the horror. . whatever you do and do not watch this movie. gouge out your eyes and repeatedly bash your skull in. do what it takes. never again never forget. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "unwatchable. you can not even make it past the first three minutes. and this is coming from a huge adam sandler fan. 1. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i am glad that i saw this film after mr. sandler became famous. it is bad. bad and bad and bad. there is no plot. it like watching a painfully dull home movie. i really enjoy his other films. but if youre a fan like me. stay away from this one. it may change your thoughts on adam. you may never recover from the horror that is this film. i have had a better time watching old folks play scrabble in a home. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this movie portrays ruth as a womanizing and hard drinking and gambling and overeating sports figure with a little baseball thrown in. babe ruths early life was quite interesting and this was for all intents and purposes was omitted in this film. also and lou gehrig was barely covered and this was a well know relationship and good bad or indifferent and it should have been covered better than it was. his life was more than all bad. he was an american hero and an icon that a lot of baseball greats patterned their lives after. i feel that i am being fair to the memory of a great baseball player that this film completely ignored. shame on the makers of this film for capitalizing on his faults and not his greatness. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "it impossible for me to objectively consider this movie. not that i haven not tried and mind you but i sit down and and i pop in the aged vhs and and i watch the opening. and suddenly i am five years old again and clutching my very own care bear and watching the movie with open eyes and an eager heart. i can see and objectively and that this movie is a bizarre combination of cuddly baby merchandising mascots and creepy prepubescent children with evil powers that has a thin story and uninteresting animation. but my inner five year old goes and yay. care bears. every time i think about it. so i would only (cautiously and reluctantly) recommend this movie for those who saw it during their early youth and can call on the awesome power of nostalgia while watching it (like me) or those lovably cynical gen x or y ers who deliberately seek out the wonderfully bad or strange (a category in which this movie. definitely belongs). to those actually looking for a compelling movie or wholesome family entertainment represent you might want to keep looking. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i really wanted to like this movie. i absolutely love kenny hotz and and spenny rice has a charming side to him. not that i like spenny at all. spenny ruins this movie. he should of let kenny and his hot girlfriend pitch the movie. anyways and it pretty boring aside from a scene with roger ebert in it. there really isn not too many celebrities in this movie and and most do not seem to say more than one line. overall this movie was disappointing. i would only suggest watching it if you got it with the season 1 dvd of kenny vs spenny (it comes for free on the 3rd disc). regardless of this production and i am still very excited to check out the papel chase. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this is the worst documentary to come out of canada ever. i am glad to see the guys haven not made another movie. all they want to do is get a movie made and it doesn not have to be the one they wrote. they keep changing the script to suite the person theyre pitching. i could not get out of the theatre fast enough when i saw it at that year toronto film festival. please never see this film. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "robert taylor definitely showed himself to be a fine dramatic actor in his role as a gun slinging buffalo hunter in this 1956 western. it was one of the few times that taylor would play a heavy in a film. nonetheless and this picture was far from great as shortly after this and taylor fled to television with the successful series the detectives. stuart granger hid his british accent and turned in a formidable performance as taylor partner. taylor is a bigot here and his hatred for the indians really shows. another very good performance here was by veteran actor lloyd nolan as an aged and drinking old timer who joined in the hunt for buffalo as well. in his early scenes and nolan was really doing an excellent take off of walter huston in his oscar winning role in the treasure of the sierre madre in 1948. note the appearance of russ tamblyn in the film. the following year tamblyn and nolan would join in the phenomenal peyton place. the writing in the film is stiff at best. by the film end and it the elements of nature that did taylor in. how about the elements of the writing here. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this was the third remake of sleeping with the eniemy after yaarana(1995) and agnisakshi(1996)agnisakshi was the only one which worked and was a better filmdaraar is directed by abbas mustan who sadly failed in their attempt herethe story was good but the handling wasn not that good and the heroine was shown too regressive and the climax too was disappointingdirection is bad music is goodrishi reprises his role of yaarana(strangely which also was a remake of swte) and looks too fat for the lead and is okay juhi is decent while arbaaz tries too hard in his debut and does manage in many scenes to chill the audiences but his voice was terrible johny is too loud. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "daraar got off to a pretty good start. the first scene really left me at the edge of my seat wondering what would happen next. other than that and the first half of the movie is a total bore. all the first half of the movie is about is rishi kapoor falling head over heels in love with juhi chawla. by the way and do not you think he a little old for her. things finally start to spice up towards the middle of the film when juhi tells us about her previous husband while and wow what a lunatic is he. he was an over protective and neat freak with a really hot temper. he used to beat up poor juhi for no good reason. one of the reasons i really do not like this movie is because i can not stand to see juhi (my favorite actress) get so abused. this film in general has way too much abuse and bloodshed while i find it so sickening. anyway and all i am trying to say is if youre thinking about renting daraar and you should put it right back on the shelf where you found it and pick something else. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "for the record and this film is intriguing but its hardly original. back in 1998 a movie starring talia shire called the landlady had almost the exact same plot but with younger characters. the story is amanda lear has had a bad life and abusive father and horny doctor and mental homes and etc. she finally released from the happy home under the guidance of her perverted doctor. who she anally abuses and kills the poor guy. (now that was original) the doctor had financed a mansion for her before she killed him and buried the sucker in the backyard. after moving in she falls in love with a stud named richard and who just happens to be married to a blues singer. if you have seen the landlady you know the rest and she kills or tries to kill anyone that gets in between her and richard (including a roadie). much of the idea came from the previous movie and same idiot sidekick that sticks his nose in and same spying on the guy with a bowl of popcorn and same flying a bodypress. it did have some original material and the beer bottle thing was brutal. the highlight of the movie was amanda beautiful breasts in the hot top scene. somewhat of a ripoff but not a total waste of time. negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "despite the high ratings given to this film by imdb users and this is nothing more than your typical girl with a bad childhood obsessively stalks married man film. the attractive justine priestly brief nude scenes may attract voyeurs and but the film is hackneyed tripe. half out of . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i got this movie because i worked at a movie store so i got free rentals. it came in and and the cover made it look alright. hot chick and carrying a weapon and alright and i will check it out. oh man and bad move. this was so horrible and i spent half the movie watching in fast forward to get to the nudity and which was minimal. i think maybe three scenes of partial nudity. cheesy dialogue and crappy violence and poor excuses of characters. i feel bad putting this movie down and because i know it was made on a cheap budget and but so was clerks and it became a cult classic and a franchise. negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "shallow grave begins with either a tribute or a rip off of the shower scene in psycho. (i am leaning toward rip off. ) after that it gets worse and then surprisingly gets better and almost to the point of being original. bad acting and amateurish directing bog down a fairly interesting little story and but the film already surpasses many in the yankee comes down south to get killed by a bunch of rednecks genre because it is actually shot in the south. a group of college girls head to ft. lauderdale for summer vacation and are waylaid in georgia by a flat tire after getting off the main road. (note to yankees represent stay on the highway when you go to florida. ) sue ellen (lisa stahl) has to pee so she heads into the woods. when she finally finds a good spot to do her business she witnesses the local sheriff (tony march) strangle his mistress (merry rozelle) to death. (note to yankees represent do not wander off into the woods when in the south while not because you might witness a murder and but you may run across a marijuana plantation. ) this is the point where the story and not the movie and actually comes close to being good. while tony march will never have to practice his oscar speech and his sheriff dean becomes a creepy facsimile of a normal guy torn by what he has done and what he must do. tom law is likable as deputy scott and is as authentic a southern deputy as i have seen since walton goggins (deputy steve naish) in house of 1000 corpses. a few scenes in the movie are worth the mention. the girls stop at a bbq in south carolina and display their racism when a big black guy checks them out. sue ellen runs into a barn to hide behind some hay bales and in a shockingly realistic moment a large snake is hiding in the hay with her. and in the strangest scene and sheriff dean makes like he about to rape patty (carol cadby) and tells her to take off her clothes. dean has turned the radio up to drown out the noise of what he about to do. the preacher on the radio needs to go back and read his bible. his sermon is about how jezebel is saved by the blood of jesus christ. i feel sorry for this preacher flock. jezebel was in the old testament a few thousand years before christ was born and by no means is she one of the five people you are going to meet in heaven. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this movie is basically about some girls in a catholic school that end up getting into trouble because of putting red dye in one in one of their school mates shampoo and after being reprimanded for this act they decide to take off to florida for a vacation. on their way there they meet up with some guys in a local diner and decide that they would both meet up with each other in another location later on. the girls end up on a road side near the woods and stop for awhile and while one of the girls decides to walk around a bit she sees a murder happen in which the local sheriff himself is involved. she becomes scared and runs to tell the others what happened. the other girls decide to go take a look with her and two of them get killed by the killer. then the two remaining girls are caught by the killer and are placed in local jail cell. the deputy sheriff meanwhile is keeping watch over the girls and despite their insistence that the sheriff is the killer he ignores them both and acts as ignorant and everybody else in this movie who just can not put two and two together much less some lousy detective work at that. the best part was the rape scene between the killer and one of the girls where he decides to rape her in her jail cell and it seems that the girl actually wants to be raped by this man and the bare chest scene i admit was good but before their lips meet he has other things in mind. this movie reminds me of the low budget thriller blood song with frankie avalon staring in it and the same motive just a different character part. it not a movie worth renting not even for an 80 low budget movie and the ending was the worst ending i have ever seen in a movie and it left me wanting my money back. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i saw this by chance showing on cable on wanted to like it as i thought sandra was quite funny from what i remembered. the only facial movement i had throughout the movie was jaw dropping stunned at how awful a movie i just suffered through. the person who said this is one of the funniest movies of all time please point out one line and just one scene and that is even worth a chuckle. she is a much better singer than i remember her to be and but i do not want to watch a lounge act. i think this is a movie try hard to like since they think they should and do not view it objectively. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "film version of sandra bernhard one woman off broadway show is gaspingly pretentious. sandra spoofs lounge acts and superstars and but her sense of irony is only fitfully interesting and and fitfully funny. her fans will say she scathingly honest and and that may be true. but she also shrill and with an unapologetic and in your face bravado that isn not well suited to a film in this genre. she doesn not want to make nice and she certainly not out to make friends and that always going to rub a lot of people the wrong way. but even if you meet her halfway and her material here is seriously lacking. filmmaker nicolas roeg served as executive producer and and though not directed by him and the film does have his chilly and detached signature style all over it. bernhard co wrote the show with director john boskovich while their oddest touch was in having all of sandra in house audiences looking completely bored a feeling many real viewers will most likely share. half from . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "killer tomatoes movies have this special kind of humor you either love it or hate it. i personally like it and but in this fourth movie the feeling is gone. the tomatoes aren not the same and jokes are lame and even the actors aren not as funny. because that the only thing this kind of movies are supposed to be funny. so now following the plot made to laugh and is annoying. they really shouldn not have done the fourth part to the killer tomatoes trilogy. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "what made the original killer tomatoes fun was it was made by people with no budget who were just being wacky for a couple of days. this was something with a budget and but it just wasn not as much fun. john astin of adams family fame is actually making an effort here to be comedic and but he is supported by lame actors and cheap special effects and unfunny gags. the plot. dr. gangrene (astin) escapes from a french prison and decides he is going to put a pretender on the throne of france. the hero and his french girlfriend and the gizmo like fuzzy tomato decide they are going to stop him. forgettable direct to video nonsense. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "there was nothing of value in the original movie and this one was even lamer. the fact that i even found it to rent was absolutely amazing. anyone connected to this film has to be high on something. so what was the story line. what was with the girl. was the viewer supposed to get the story line in the first four minutes of the film. sadly and i tried several times to watch this. i even borrowed a kid from someone to get some feedback. kid said it was stupid and and he was four years old. i find that possibly some credit could go to the filming director and as possibly some of the shots made the movie more than a b film. that might be pushing it. i did love the theme song. good thing it was only a dollar and it was worth it. i suppose you might enjoy the film if you were high as the cast and crew would have to be. is pot legal in france. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "as an altman fan and i would sought out this movie for years and thinking that with such a great cast and it would have to be at least marginally brilliant. big mistake. this is one of altman big cast mishmashes and thrown together haphazardly and improvisationally (or so it feels) with the hope that it would all come together in the editing room. it doesn not. as maltin points out and this turkey is notable only for the debut performance of alfre woodard and who outshines the vets all around her. but other than that and avoid at all costs. (which is pretty easy to do it never been released on video to my knowledge and its cable appearances have the frequency of halley comet. ). " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "what an insult to olivia dabo who plays the film heroine and robin and to have keanu reeves appear so large on the box art of the film (and at least on recent reissues and to have only reeves appear on the box) and considering that she was the star. i realize that it is his name that will ultimately sell this long forgotten after school special and but at least give the woman some credit. despite that and this has to be one of the worst teen sports themed films that i have ever seen and and it strives very hard to add not only every teen and sports movie cliché from the class warfare between the feuding gymnasts to the teen romance. and and in striving to somehow deliver itself as an amateur alternative of flashdance (with the music in one of the warehouse dance scenes is even quite close to michael sembello notable maniac which was made famous by flashdance and or was it the other way around. ). it includes similar dance sequences and worse yet and even the 80s dance and sports traditions of corny dance offs between the heroine and her antagonist(s) and the one who doubts her successes and abilities on the team. we saw this in trashin (a vert ramp joust) and rad (bmx dancing at the prom and although it wasn not much for competition and but rather for fun) for example. in fact and this movie is chock full of unrealistic corniness and such as the somewhat homo erotic rolling in the clothes at the salvation army with robin and her friend from the team. nonetheless and the film is about a young girl who comes from a rather poor background. to top it off in a massive need to squeeze from audiences as much sympathy as possible and she lives with her ailing mother and her obnoxious sister and and her careless (and slightly abusive) stepfather. needless to say and homelife is not so appealing. add to the mix and a talent for gymnastics and but several obstacles to joining the team (including the nuisance of her arrogant and snobby teammates and and a coach who also eventually doubts her abilities to compete well). and and of course and we can not forget that she got eyes for one of the pretty boy preppies who is dating one of the obnoxious teammates and nor that she doesn not have a steady boyfriend (although keanu as tommy later enters the picture). could this kid be any more pathetic. and it seems that one mess after another comes along to embarrass herself in her painfully long and redundant and and clichéd quest to prove her worth to everyone. but and even the major moments of cheesiness which comprise most of the film and are hardly worth mentioning considering that the biggest distraction to this film is the horrible acting and dialog. (i like how the gym coach suddenly appears at the diner in the middle of the dance off to scold the teammates). it makes episodes of amazing stories look like shakespeare. i imagine anyone able to locate this film and watch it these days is probably drawn to it mostly because of the nostalgic factor. for that you might be satisfied and but it is also an incredibly forced drama. so and caveat emptour. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "it not really about gymnastics while swap out the occasional training montages and it could just as easily be about archery and or microbiology and or a booger flicking tournament. instead and like every other rocky or flashdance derivative that flooded the 80s market and it about conquering adversity with stick to it iveness and rendering all social or personal realities irrelevant by your lonesome with love interest standing by of course. ronald reagan top to bottom and in short while so as a piece of cinema it down to the details. some of the actors are quirky enough to liven things up especially the love interest and brought to you by none other than mr. keanu reeves and warming up for ted while heroine olivia dabo hateful alkie dad and big hair stepsister are more interesting than the sickly mom or her utterly inert bitch nemeses or teammates and one of whom appears to be made of porcelain. it my instinct to be appalled by the comic relief black guys and but on the other hand at least theyre in the movie. but dabo doesn not quite convince with her awkward girl shtick and and in the absence of any other narrative focus the lack of interest in the gymnastics themselves really does matter while it all just bodies hurtling around and and not only is the outcome of the big tournament a foregone conclusion and it all performed by an obvious double. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i only today and picked this up at the 99 cents only store today and and i still think i got ripped off. dream to believe is a pretty boring and unrealistic gymnastics drama and $1 is just too freakin expensive for this. this film is probably only notable for 2 things represent 1. it has a young keanu reeves. and 2. it directed by paul lynch and the man who also did promo night. now onto the movie. it about a girl named robin (played by olivia dabo) who is badly injured from a car accident that also cost her father life. so the accident prevents her from competing in gymnastic tournaments and she is often picked on during her classes and eventually she meets some wild kid named tommy (played by keanu. ) robin and when not in training and works part time and along with her mother and stepsister and at a laundromat owned by her abusive stepfather. eventually she is chosen to compete. overall and keanu alone and some catchy 80s tunes are what prevent me from giving this 1 star and and it also not one of the worst movies ever and but still far from good. the dvd itself is not getting any medals either as it appears to be sourced from an old vhs and towards the end and the sound goes out of sync and when the end credits are almost over and it fades to black and even though sound can still be heard. so this can probably be passed as a bootleg. the dvd artwork makes no sense either as it has what appears to be recent photos of keanu and olivia and the background has nothing to do with the movie and as it also not in the movie itself and so the cover obviously photoshopped. in any case and avoid at all costs and unless youre a keanu fanatic. i probably would not be hanging to it any longer. i am probably gonna give it to the cinema snob and who a great yt critic btw. hey and if any of you have any crappy movies that they no longer want in their sight and feel free to donate to him to keep his show running. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "to movie and this movie felt like one of those after school specials and only lower budget and lower everything else. i guess this was supposed to an inspirational movie of some sort and but it do not work for me. yet some how it comes across as preachy. it has very pale shades of flash dance and but so what. there just isn not any excitement in this movie. the dialogue is contrived and clichéd to death. of course and the whole movie feels like a bad 80 cliché. the acting was less than stellar and though that has a lot to do with what the actors were given(or in this case not)to work with. on top of that is the poor song choices and with really bad lyrics. i felt embarrassed for all the actors involved. they are all talented and but you can not tell from this movie. this is just my opinion of course and but i have to give flying aka dream to believe a negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "what was an exciting and fairly original series by fox has degraded down to meandering tripe. during the first season and dark angel was on my weekly must see list and and not just because of jessica alba. unfortunately and the powers that be over at fox decided that they needed to fine tune the plotline. within 3 episodes of the season opener and they had totally lost me as a viewer (not even to see jessica alba. ). i found the new characters that were added in the second season to be too ridiculous and amateurish. the new plotlines were stretching the continuity and credibility of the show too thin. on one of the second season episodes and they even had max sleeping and dreaming where the first season stated she biologically couldn not sleep. the moral of the story (the one that hollywood never gets) represent if it works and do not screw with it. azjazz. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "awful and simply awful. it proves my theory about star power. this is supposed to be great tv because the guy who directed (battlestar) titanica is the same guy who directed this shlop schtock schtick about a chick. b o r i n g. find something a thousand times more interesting to do like watch your tv with no picture and no sound. negative (i rated it so high b or c there aren not any negative scores in the imdb. com rating system. ) zaphoidps represent my theory about star power is represent the more star power used in a show and the weaker the show is. (it called an indirect proportionality represent quality 1 or star power and less sp makes for better quality and etc. another way to look at it is represent more is less. ) z. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "god and i was bored out of my head as i watched this pilot. i had been expecting a lot from it and as i am a huge fan of james cameron (and not just since titanic and i might add) and and his name in the credits i thought would be a guarantee of quality (then again and he also wrote the leaden strange days. ). but the thing failed miserably at grabbing my attention at any point of its almost two hours of duration. in all that time and it barely went beyond its two line synopsis and and i would be very hard pressed to try to figure out any kind of coherent plot out of all the mess of strands that went nowhere. on top of that and i do not think the acrobatics outdid even those of any regular a team episode. as for alba and yes and she is gorgeous and of course and but the fact that she only displays one single facial expression the entire movie (pouty and surly) and makes me also get bored of her gal wit an attitude schtick pretty soon. you can count me out of this one and mr. cameron. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "wow and here it finally is while the action movie without action. in a real low budget setting (do not miss the hilarious flying saucers flying by a few times) of a future seattle we find a no brain hardbody seeking to avenge her childhood. there is nothing even remotely original or interesting about the plot and the actors performance is only rivalled in stupidity by the attempts to steal from other movies and mainly matrix without having the money to do it right. yes and we do get to see some running on walls and slow motion shoot outs (45 secs approx. ) but these scenes are about as cool as the stupid hardbody attempts at making jokes about male incompetence now and then. and and yes and we are also served a number of leads that lead absolutely nowhere and as if the script was thought out by the previously unseen cast while shooting the scenes. believe me and it is as bad as it possibly can get. in fact and it doesn not deserve to be taken seriously and but perhaps i can make some of you not rent it and save your money. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i am trying to picture the pitch for dark angel. i am thinking matrix and i am thinking bladerunner and i am thinking that chick that plays faith in angel and wearing shiny black leather or some chick just like her and leave that one with us. only get this. we will do it without any plot and dialogue and character and decent action or budget and just some loud bangs and a hot chick in shiny black leather straddling a big throbbing bike. fanboys dig loud bangs and hot chicks in shiny black leather straddling big throbbing bikes and right. flashy and shallow and dreary and formulaic and passionless and tedious and dull and dumb and humourless and desultory and barely competent. live action anime without any action and or indeed any life. sf just the way joe fanboy likes it and in fact. negative. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "lillian hellman play and adapted by dashiell hammett with help from hellman and becomes a curious project to come out of gritty warner bros. paul lukas and reprising his broadway role and winning the best actor oscar and plays an anti nazi german underground leader fighting the fascists and dragging his american wife and three children all over europe before finding refuge in the states (via the mexico border). they settle in washington with the wife wealthy mother and brother and though a boarder residing in the manor is immediately suspicious of the newcomers and spends an awful lot of time down at the german embassy playing poker. it seems to take forever for this drama to find its focus and and when we realize what the heart of the material is (the wise and honest and direct refugees teaching the clueless and head in the sand americans how the world has suddenly changed) and it seems a little patronizing the viewer is quite literally put in the relatives place and being lectured to. lukas has several speeches in the third act which undoubtedly won him the academy award and yet for the much of the picture he seems to do little but enter and exit and enter and exit. as his spouse and bette davis enunciates like nobody else and works her wide eyes to good advantage and but the role doesn not allow her much color. their children (all with divergent accents. ) are alternately humorous and annoying and and geraldine fitzgerald has a nothing role as a put upon wife (and the disgruntled texture she brings to the part seems entirely wrong). the intent here was to tastefully and tactfully show us just because a (wwii era) man may be german and that doesn not make him a nazi sympathizer. we get that in the first few minutes while the rest of this tasteful and tactful movie is made up of exposition and defensive confrontation and and ultimately and compassion. it should be a heady mix and but instead it rather dry eyed and inert. from . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the characters are cliched and predictable and with everyone being either snow white pure or wholly evil. the acting is too stilted for it to be bad in an amusing and over the top way. it doubly disappointing if youre a bette davis fan and because her character is not a typically fun bette davis type character while she just gets to frown pensively a lot. on the whole and neither my wife nor i found the movie to be interesting and moving or enjoyable at all. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "it as absolutely incredible to me that anyone could make the comment that this film is not preachy. it is not only oppressively preachy and but absurd and stagebound and dramatically straight jacketed and and painfully overwrought. watching it and one feels like an 8 year old child being punished by having to write i will not become a fascist on the blackboard 100 times. now i understand that it was made during the height of ww2 and and was intended to be a brave condemnation of hitler and the terrible suffering he brought about and (which anyone would whole heartedly applaud) and i am sure it accurately captured the mood of the day. but it is presented in such an immature and over obvious and sledgehammer way and it fails abysmally as a work of art. the only good performances here are from paul lukas and who brings sincerity and intensity to his role as a quietly heroic anti fascist while and lucile watson as the amusingly ill mannered rich grandmother who slowly comes to realize how dangerous the world has become. though their rootless upbringing has subjected them to all kinds of hardships and the children are ridiculously shown as robotically well behaved little snips. they do not even remotely resemble real human beings. and bette davis and a great actress and here is so one dimensionally noble i cringed every time she was on screen. her every word and her every gesture is meant to convey how supportive and understanding she is of the sacrifices her husband has to make and the great cause he is fighting for and that she must have been wired to receive a painful electric shock if she dared allowed any hint of doubt or shading to surface in her portrayal. so yes and this is a very important film and just not a very good one. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "there seems to be little in the way of middle ground where watch on the rhine is concerned. one either likes it very much and applauding its sincerity and its liberal point of view and fine acting and or else loathes its obvious propaganda and mediocre dialogue and cardboard characters and overall tendentiousness. i fall very much in the latter category and and found the film and play and concerning the activities of european refugees in washington during wartime a crushing bore and worthwhile mostly for the acting and and even then only intermittently. that author lillian hellman was on the side of the angels is irrelevant. her plays were written for people who shared her point of view and and she seldom explored ideas that weren not already held by the author and audience except to point out how dreadful the other side is. even when i find myself in one hundred percent agreement with what she has to say and as in rhine i still can not stand the way she says it. her characters are unreal and and while her ear for dialogue shows a certain facility for the way people talk she possesses no real brilliance or originality. she really had nothing new to say. i thoroughly agree with the late mary mccarthy long overdue dismantling of hellman reputation some years ago. for those who think the theatre is dead or in extremis and yearn for the good old days and i urge a peek at watch on the rhine and as bad in its way as angels in america and which only goes to show that the theatre had one foot in the grave sixty years ago. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the sign of a classic movie is that it ages like a fine red wine. this movie is no cabarnet and certainly no casablanca. i agree with the other reviewers that the children in the movie are an unfortunate mutation that now plagues us nightly in sit coms and the dialogue is stilted and preachy. but let look at the obsolete theme of the movie. with the passage of sixty plus years of history comes wisdom. since watch on the rhine and author lillian hellman has been exposed as a bidenesque plagiarist with her so called real life story julia from her book pentimento. as one of the most odious of a plethora of western based ussr apologists and it is obvious her theme in the play and movie was to stir america to action to save the bloody soviet dictator stalin and international communism from the fascists and who had just proved their military superiority in spain. as one reviewer correctly noted and this is not a pro american play and movie and as lillian went to her grave an american loathing communist. this film chronicles that familiar smug stupidity of the intellectual elites that made up the american left then and just as now the full mooner left of the daily kos and michael moore has bought into the conspiracy theories and once again given aid and comfort to those who would destroy america. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "when i was younger i really enjoyed watching bad television. we have all been guilty of it at some time or another and but my excuse for watching things like buck rogers in the 25th century and silver spoons is this represent i was young and naive while ignorant of what makes a show really worthwhile. thankfully and i now appreciate the good stuff. stargate sg 1 is not good. the 12 year old me would love every hackneyed bit of it and every line of stilted dialogue and every bit of needless technobabble. the writing is beyond insipid while so bland and uninspired it makes one miss star trek represent voyager. if your show makes me long for the worst trek show ever and youre in trouble. the film stargate is a wonderful guilty pleasure and anchored by two solid performances by james spader and kurt russell and full of fascinating egyptian architecture and culture and a wonderful musical score and and cool sci fi ideas. with the exception of a little of the original music and none of what made the film fun appears in this show. even richard dean anderson and who made macgyver watchable and legend interesting and seems like he half asleep most episodes. the budget must have been very low because the sets sometimes look like somebody basement. the cinematography isn not much better and as vanilla and dull as the scripts. it amazes me that shows with a lot more style (like farscape) and substance (like the reimagined battlestar galactica) have smaller and less rabid fanbases than this pap. it just doesn not deserve it. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i cannot believe how popular this show is. i consider myself an avid sci fi fan. i have read countless sci fi novels and have enjoyed many sci fi movies and tv shows. i really do not even consider this true sci fi. every episode i have sat through was like a lame and watered down version of a star trek episode and minus anything that might make it interesting or exciting. it basically a bunch of people standing around in army fatigues and talking about something boring and who occasionally go through the stargate and end up on a planet that looks just like earth and with people who look and sound just like humans. it seemed extremely low budget. the characters are all forgettable one dimensional cutouts and and the many attempts at humor fall flat. it reminds me when you see a commercial with a famous athlete in it and trying to be funny and but he is not. it is just sad. the movie was terrible as well. there is so much you can do with a portal through space and yet every place the army people go is boring. this shows no imagination. i actually thought the tv series alien nation from a few years back (based on the movie alien nation) was much better. that show actually had good story lines and decent characters. i wasn not crazy about alien nation and but compared to this overrated crap and it was great. also and unlike the great new battlestar galactica series and stargate copied the look and feel of the lame movie too closely. they should have at least updated the cheesy toilet flushing special effect of whenever somebody goes through the stargate. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "im watching it now on pink (serbia tv station) and i must say this is a crap. shallow and no acting and effects too sloppy i mean and who made this series. this was a stupid attempt of the studios to make some more money on the success of the film. ok. the film was great in 1994 when it came out. but the series. some times you can see how idiotic the lines are in the speech of the characters. i mean and did they actually pay someone to write that and was that someones relative at the studio. this is no scifi. the film was the bomb and the series suck. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "having seen the first ten episodes and i must say this show sucks. what bothers me the most and is that the show was shot in canada. i know it cheaper and but they should have shot it in california and so we could have had scenes in the desert. that would have been more true to the movie. the first scene where they are outside in another world is in the mountains and with lots of pinetrees where it looks cold. that doesnt feel very egyptian. what worked so well in the movie was that it felt like you were in the ancient egypt. here it feels like theyre running around fighting aliens in a canadian forrest. and it so lame that appaerantly and on other planets and the fall comes as well. you can see leaves on the ground in the forrests that all look like forrests outside vancouver. it just makes the show even more unbelievable and dumb. and then there is richard dean anderson. he is no kurt russel. sure he does a decent job and he tries to copy russels performance a little bit and but he is just not as cool as russel. and not nearly as good an actor as russel. and russells way of playing o neill and well he was much more cynical. andersons o neil and is way too soft. i liked it that russels version just didnt give a s and had no trouble detonating the bomb until the very end of the movie. michael shanks does a really good job as jackson though taking over from james spader. tealc is a really annoying character. he is jaffa. not a jaffa. just jaffa. aaaarrgh. a former bodyguard of a pathetic ra character and seen only in the pilot and in one other episode so far. tealc speaks talks and acts like a robot. i have seen better acting from jean claude van damme. and the fact that tealc and the ra character and the people they saved in the movie and can speak english all of a sudden is also incredibly dumb. what made the aliens so scary in the movie was that they spoke an ancient language and were real monsters. as for the special effects and they are really good in the pilot. but the very rare effects in the actual show are badly done and looks cheap. especially a planet they visit with crystals. it so obvious they walk around on a soundstage with a badly made painting in the background. it an insult to us viewers that they made it look so cheap. especially when they could have made it in front of a bluescreen with cgi backgrounds. the x files had better effects when they aired their first episodes in 1993. that was 4 years before sg 1 started. and they didnt have the apparent two million dollar budget per episode and that sg 1 supposedly had. they must have spend all the money on catering. because i do not see it on the screen. incredibly boring and pointless show and that could have been great if they had shot the show in hollywood with a bigger budget and better writers and better characters. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "1 how is it that everyone can understand each other perfectly without devices like universal translators or translator microbes. did the creators of this show realize that people who were taken from different parts of the earth and in different time frames (attilla the hun wasn not a contemporary of preliterate hellenic cultures and nor were the vikings contemporary to the pyramid builders) speak different languages and can never develop a language so similar to modern day english(except for the inflections they do not use) and which has been influenced by latin and ancient greek and danish and french. 2 cultural differences can not be overcome so easily and trust has to be won and yet everywhere the team arrives they are welcomed without any suspicion and start ordering people around like they are their appointed leaders. of course real fans would comment that they are perceived as gods. the people they meet should be shocked by their technology and accuse them of witchcraft and the like. 3 historical background represent none. visually it might vaguely remind you of greek or viking culture and but anyone can dress in a bunch of tablecloths or run to a local costume rental for a plastic helmet with horns and claim to look the part. a small town theater group probably has better props. 4 boring. another lame canuck production and which inexplicably ran for ten long years. as a kids show it could make the grade and but anyone who has a little knowledge about human behavior and language couldn not bear to even watch the first twelve episodes of season 1 and like i just did. i very much wanted to believe i had found a decent sci fi show and otherwise i would shut it of and cleansed my computer of this refuge after the first five minutes. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the episodic version of robert heinlein starship troopers plays out at a deathly slow pace and following johnny rico leaving his parents and the (not very attractive) girl he lusts for and and joining the mobile infantry. the aliens in the show are nothing like the barbaric bugs from the film and instead being squid like monsters that shoot lasers out of their mouths. throughout watching this version and i was continually amazed at just how fruity they have managed to make the whole thing. the show is concerned mostly with the relationships between the recruits and and the aching and prolonged gazes they give each other through their battle armour visors and with 80s synth pop sometimes arriving during the sparse battle sequences which at last turning up in the final few episodes. in terms of construction and it owes a debt to top gun and sharing much in terms of pacing and content (and all that implies). " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "you would better choose paul verhoeven even if you have watched it. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the plot of this terrible film is so convoluted i have put the spoiler warning up because i am unsure if i am giving anything away. the audience first sees some man in jack the ripper garb murder an old man in an alley a hundred years ago. then were up to modern day and a young australian couple is looking for a house. were given an unbelievably long tour of this house and the husband sees a figure in an old mirror. some 105 year old woman lived there. there are also large iron panels covering a wall in the den. an old fashioned straight razor falls out when theyre renovating and the husband keeps it. i guess he becomes possessed by the razor because he starts having weird dreams. oh yeah and the couple is unable to have a baby because the husband is firing blanks. some mold seems to be climbing up the wall after the couple removes the iron panels and the mold has the shape of a person. late in the story there is a plot about a large cache of money and the husband murders the body guard and a co worker and steals the money. his wife is suddenly pregnant. what the hell is going on. who knows. nothing is explained. was the 105 year old woman the child of the serial killer. the baby sister. why were iron panels put on the wall. how would that keep the serial killer contained in the cellar. was he locked down there by his family and starved to death or just concealed. who is mr. hobbs and why is he so desperate to get the iron panels. he never seen again. why was the serial killer killing people. we only see the one old man murdered. was there a pattern or motive or something. why does the wife suddenly become pregnant. is it the demon spawn of the serial killer. has he managed to infiltrate the husband semen. and why and if the husband was able to subdue and murder a huge and burly security guard and is he unable to overpower his wife. and just how powerful is the voltage system in australia that it would knock him across the room simply cutting a light wire. and why does the wife stay in the house. is she now possessed by the serial killer. is the baby going to be the killer reincarnated. this movie was such a frustrating experience i wanted to call my pbs station and ask for my money back. the only enjoyable aspect of this story was seeing the husband running around in just his boxer shorts for a lot of the time and but even that couldn not redeem this muddled and incoherent mess. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: ". that jamie foxx would ever deliver such a wonderful and oscar winning performance. one of the reasons why i was so impressed with foxx performance in ray was because from watching his hammy and obnoxious acting in movies like bait and booty call and i would never imagine he would ever hold the oscar. if people told me five years ago that jamie foxx was one day going to win an oscar and i would laugh right in their faces. who knows. maybe he better off sticking to drama and because if you watch bait and it clearly evident that comedy is not his forte. i swear and jamie mugs so much in this movie that i am surprised his face do not fall off. and why does he have to do those stupid voices at every chance he gets. anyone familiar with comedians like bob newhart and steven wright knows that doing comedy doesn not require being loud and obnoxious. if a joke is funny and it funny. if it not funny and then doing some crazy accent is not going to make it any funnier. the problem i have with some comedians who decide to try acting is that they favor getting laughs over being in character. in real life and normal people do not always have witty comebacks and quips. like albert brooks said in an interview discussing his character in taxi driver and it important to be funny as your character and rather than be funny as a comedian. a prime example of jamie violating that rule is the nauseatingly awful scene where his mug shots are being taken and and he starts posing for the photographs like a model. if a regular person were being thrown in jail and would he really be acting goofy while having his mug shots taken. and do not the police try to scold him if he was. there are many scenes like that throughout the film. another awful sequence is one where jamie is on the unwittingly on the phone with the villain and and he starts doing a phony caribbean accent. not funny. not to mention jamie never seems to acknowledge the timing of a joke. giving a comedic performance requires patience and whereas he goes straight to the punchline and whether it the right time for it or not. i am not even a big mike epps fan and but even his performance is good in comparison to jamie . as a matter of fact and this is the first time i felt somewhat relieved whenever he would appear on screen. epps has the same flaws when it comes to comedy and but at least he chooses a more low key approach. one of the few bright spots in this clunker of a comedy is david morse and a highly underrated actor mostly known for his supporting roles as villains. he seems to be the only actor in the film concerned with grounding it in reality. however and fellow green mile star doug hutchison is disgustingly over the top as the villain. a big surprise and considering he gave a superb performance in the green mile and also playing a heavy. antoine fuqua has proved his directing chops in movies like the replacement killers and training day. even in bait and he shows he can direct a hell of an action sequence. his only problem seemed to be in disciplining jamie foxx and who probably improvised half the script with one bad joke after another. unless youre a die hard fan of foxx and please do not take the bait. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "after a day at work and i sat down to relax and turned on the movie channels. the movie came up on the guide and sounded interesting so i tuned in just before it started. the first 30 minutes were enough to make me interested and but the lack of acting ability in jamie foxx and the slow plot movement made me want to get up and find food during the movie. if there is any credit to be given for acting in this movie it should go to david morse who at least tries to make the movie interesting. all in all and do not plan on impressing your friends by picking this one as a renter for a movie night. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "jamie foxx is my favorite comedian. however and i feel that he sold out in order to gain his first big budget lead role. foxx follows in the footsteps of the likes of chris tucker and martin lawrence and dave chapple and who have all seen their talents wasted by stereotyping producers who think black males who commit pretty crimes is a funny concept (see represent money talks and blue streak). okay i laughed a few times and granted all of these comedians continue to pick up hilarious roles and but i would love to see these guys branch out ala marlon wayans portrayal in requiem to a dream. or in living color tommy davidson and damon wayans moving performances in spike lee satire bamboozled. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "jamie foxx is fun but this movie has been done before. the bad guy plays a malkovichian character from in the line of fire. the cops will do anything to find the bad guy and of course the good guy has two sets of bad guys and one set of cops after him all the while he is just trying to turn over a new leaf. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "well and i can and will be very short. this is a wrong balanced and non convincing film that could have been a little bit better. the script seems to not know which way to go . from funny to cliche wise serious. it a bit silly. that plus too much sentences we have heard before the hacker is in florida and or no and he is in madrid and no he is in . and he is screwing the signal. negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "photography was too jumpy to follow. dark scenes hard to see. had good story line too bad it got lost somewhere. too noisy for what was really happening bottom line is it a baddddd movie. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this is the first time i ever saw a movie with jamie foxx and and i bet it will be my last. i failed to see why he was funny and although people in the audience thought it was very funny when he made a face to the camera and or for saying i am going to take a shower. the plot is completely predictable. the bad guy comes after the good guy. the good guy has a woman and so the bad guy uses her. in between and the officials screwing up. the final scenes are utterly unbelievable. you spend 2 years and millions of dollars chasing a guy and but you do not do your home work to solve a trivial riddle. there no great acting and there isn not much of a plot or storyline and and the shooting is done mtv style. don not waste your money on this one. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i love jamie foxx. and i enjoy 99% of all movies i see. and i walked out of this one. now and i admit and it may have had something to do with the two middle aged white women in the back of theatre who laughed at every little thing (oh no and jamie knocking on a door. hee hee hee. ) and but. this was just so incredibly annoying. there could be no sustained camera shot and and no camera shot from a conventional angle. everything had to be in your face and loud and and annoying. the bad guy tried to be smooth and malkovich like and but at this point and it just old and tired. he brought nothing new or interesting. from all the characters and too many lines you saw coming and too many you have heard before and and too many tough guy lines. and i do not mind that sort of thing and really and as long as there a bit of originality to it. in fact and pretty much the entire supporting cast just sucked. i love jamie foxx and and i think he really funny and and i thought he was funny in this movie. but not nearly funny enough for me to endure everything else. this movie needed less shoot em up and less annoying camera shots and more emotion and more feeling and and more jamie foxx. i gave it a 2. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "what. is jamie foxx supposed to be funny. does he really believe he is funny. well and it funny watching his confidence in being funny. the man has no identity whatsoever. i mean you can immediately see who his idols are and denzel washington and martin lawrence and because he tries really hard to imitate them in most of his movies. the only problem is that he does it bad and uneven and and what comes out are some parts where he somewhat looks like denzel and with that macho st attitude and then abruptly goes to being martin lawrence and the funny and clumsy silly comic. there no personal touch to all that and i mean he contributes nothing to the personality he tries to sell and and i am sure he has nothing to say personally. he really is mr. dull boy in person. i was really hoping hollywood and and the black community in america would find somebody better to launch into super stardom and like don cheadle for example and but perhaps the pathetic jamie better represents the generation that remixes the old. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb. i just happened to be in the right place working safety for the race scenes at a. i. r. as it was know as back then. thank goodness my scene in in the first few minutes of the movie and i do not have to sit through the whole thing. it was more of a big party than a movie set but hey and the pay was good. attention to detail was not a strong point for this one and but who was going to know. the funny thing was seeing the cars in the track at the really slow speed and then in the movie speeded up to the what was close to normal speed. a lot of the scenes were changed as they were filmed i suppose to shave cost and time. but every one was having such a good time who cared. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this is surely one of the worst films ever made and released by a major hollywood studio. the plot is simply stupid. the dialog is written in clichés while you can complete a great many sentences in the script because of this. the acting is ridiculously bad and especially that of rod cameron. the choreography is silly and wholly unerotic. one can only pity the reviewer who saw 23 year old yvonne dance as sexual while it merely very bad choreography. the ballet scene in the film beginning is especially ludicrous. if you are into bad movies and enjoy laughing at some of hollywood turkeys and this is for you. i bought the colorized version on vhs and making the movie even worse. yvonne heavy makeup and when colored and has her looking like a clown all the time. and she the best part of this film. what a way to launch a career. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this film is about british prisoners of war from the world war ii escaping from a camp in germany. i find the wooden horse disappointingly boring. the subject could have been thrilling and suspenseful and adrenaline fuelled and but the wooden horse is told in a very plain way. it a collection of plain and poorly told events and with no suspension and thrill. the first half plainly tells how the prisoners of war dug a tunnel and but the events are so plain and with not enough blunders and close shaves to make me on edge. the latter half of the film is even worse and they are just moving from one place to another without any cat and mouse chase. and could the characters talk a bit less and have more action in an action film. i am disappointed by the wooden horse and it wasted the potential to be a great film. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "early film directed by d. w. griffith while it features a gloriously happy king (arthur v. johnson) and his queen (marion leonard) but and wait. when the king leaves the scene and his queen makes music with the palace minstrel (henry b. walthall). when the king discovers the lovers and he decides to enact a horrific edgar allen poe type revenge. it difficult to believe the lovers can not hear those plotting against them while although the actors are trying to look alternately noisy (the lovers) and quiet (the cement mixers). the sets make the sealed room look very staged. the performances are okay and and the story is easy to follow. the sealed room (9/2/09) d. w. griffith ~ arthur v. johnson and henry b. walthall and marion leonard. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "in contrast to my fellow reviewers and i always try to find something redeeming in any film i see. yes and the quality of the dubbing and lighting is abysmal and the acting is wooden and the opening sequence highly misleading what with all those lascivious female lesbian vampires with blood dripping. something must be lost in the translation of the word bloodsucker from the italian in the title while almost as if the producers were originally going to film a gothic vampire tale and then changed their minds but could not afford to give up their dramatic opening sequence and so tacked it onto the film anyway. this film made in 1975 has recently been issued on dvd and comes with its own theatrical trailer which in some respects is more daring than seen in the film. now anyone who buys this film has probably already read its synopsis anyway and knows what to expect italian softporn from the mid 1970s. i bought it because i am attracted to christa nelli (credited most often as krista nell). the absence of a cast of characters i find most frustrating in a lot of these eurosleaze films from the 60s and 70s. i had hoped imdb would show the cast of characters as one hears their names in the film but without a cast list and it is very difficult to link them to the actor concerned. i think krista nell played cora but underneath that massive hair style and costume and make up it is difficult to distinguish her for sure. there is mostly a two dimensional portrayal by the actors of their parts and no one really stands out. maybe something is lost in the dubbing process. what were the positive points. well the music was atmospheric and of course if youre into beautiful lesbian soft porn its there. the external locations used were good and i would like to know where they filmed the castle on its island. it purports to be set in ireland (north or the republic. )in 1902 and so everyone sports period piece costumes. some of the scenes i found unintentionally funny especially those sex scenes. anyway an enjoyable romp. i rated it negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "(aka represent the bloodsucker leads the dance)lots of naked babes in this one with a couple of lesbo scenes thrown in. the film is supposed to take place in ireland but it looks more like rome and the adriatic to me. gothic lesbians get invited to a count island castle for the weekend. one by one they seem to be missing their heads due to a madperson running around. it not very scary or bloody and the rooms look like they are lit with floodlights even though candles are lit. go figure. (sic)dubbing is worse than usual and the plot only serves as an excuse for the eroticism and nudity. directed by euro horror actor alfredo rizzo and this is one snoozer. pretty boring negative . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "wow this one sucks. i am gonna sum it up as quickly as possible. a count invites 4 naive sluts back to his castle. a bunch of nothing happens for a long time. some lame and un erotic soft core sex scenes happen. some girls get their heads cut off (off screen) the end. the only things going for this one are the decent looking sets and costumes and some bad dubbing which leads to some unintentionally funny dialogue and and a few brief nudie shots. and believe me those things are not enough to redeem the 90 minutes of tedium that this film is. in fact the best part is the tacked on beginning from the distributor that features some slutty goth chicks covered in blood and showing their tits and again this is definitely not worth the price of admission for this garbage. as everyone else has noted the title of the film is completely nonsensical as there absolutely no bloodsucking and nor dancing of any sort in the film at all. it may as well have been called the goat raper leads the circle jerk and at least then it would have had a better title that also pertains to nothing in the film. an accurate title would have been 90 minutes of torture another alluring title that would have at least been truthful. for the viewer. honestly the trailer that on the disc shows all the best parts (and i use the term best extremely loosely. ) so i highly suggest watching that instead if youre still curious.  i can not imagine anyone liking this wreck of a film please take my advice and leave this one on the shelf. negative  . " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "a particularly maligned example of italian cult cinema with a nonsensical title to boot (if anything and the alternate the mark of satan is even less relevant to the plot. ) and this hybrid of gothic horror and giallo (with a strong dose of erotica) only contrives a flat sort of atmosphere throughout actually matched by handling which is downright dreadful. here and we get the usual group of people (an acting troupe) stranded on an island (to which they were invited by a count since he had become enamored of the leading lady and a dead ringer for his missing spouse). the characters are pretty much stereotypes represent middle aged but dashing hero (played by giacomo rossi stuart and whose family history bears more than its share of violent tragedy) and demure heroine and sluttish companion (recalling mae west and emerging the most annoying of the lot. ) and a meek but devoted stage manager (forever chided by one and all for his unmanly behavior. ) and a couple of lesbians and a mysterious gardener (the ubiquitous luciano pigozzi who and for once and gets in on the action and if you know what i mean) and an envious housekeeper (nominal star femi benussi though and for what it is worth and this is really an ensemble piece) and a religious fanatic of a butler and an impressionable chambermaid and etc. while the film is not by any means unwatchable and the atrocious dubbing and snail pace and shoddy production (with the scenes depicting the raging sea lifted from some black and white film. ) and the fact that the murders only occur within the concluding half hour do not help matters. besides and marcello giombini score and though pleasant in itself and comes off as incongruously modern under the circumstances while that said and the revelation proves a surprisingly elaborate one (considering there is surely no shortage of suspects here). " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "after an initial release of 4 very good eurotrash titles and redemption has managed to scrape the bottom of the barrel with the bloodsucker leads the dance. i found no bloodsuckers anywhere in this movie. the story is simple. a mysterious count invites several actresses to his castle for a little vacation. after some sofcore sexual shenanigans the girls get decapitated one by one. who is the killer. who knows. there are more red herrings in this one than at the local fish market on friday. the pace is excruciating. the story is silly and the skin scenes aren not all that terrific either. give this one a miss. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this movie is not only a very bad movie and with awful actors or presumed actors and a bored direction and a story unattractive and it also copies exactly an scene from the excellent giallio torso and directed by sergio martino in 1973 (two years before) and one of the most celebrated psycho thrillers of italian cinema and a cult movie around the world. in la sanguinusa conduce la danza and the director replays the bed scene between the black girl and the white girl and with an peeping tom watching from a window of the bedroom. naturally and the scene in rizzo movie is ridiculous and inferior to the softness and charming in martino film. to put another black girl and another white girl and another peeping tom replaying the scene is simply the most appropriate way of prove that rizzo movie has no ideas and no originality and no taste and and nothing at all. i think that such things are an offense to spectator. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "la sanguisuga conduce la danza and or the bloodsucker leads the dance as i believe is it common english title and is set on ireland in 1902 where the mysterious count richard marnack (giacomo rossi stuart) invites soon to be out of work theatre actress evelyn (patrizia webley as patrizia de rossi) and three more of her fellow soon to be out of work actress friends cora (krista nell) and penny (lidia olizzi) and rosalind (marzia damon as caterina chiani) to his castle situated on a small island just off the coast. at first evelyn is reluctant but is persuaded when it is agreed stage hand samuel (leo valeriano) goes along as well. once there count marnack tells his guests that his father and grandfather both cut the heads off their cheating wives using a ceremonial knife and there a feeling of unease when it turns out that evelyn looks exactly the same as the current count wife who ran away not too long ago. along with having to worry about weirdo servants it turns out that someone wants to use the knife themselves to chop a few heads off. this italian production was written and directed by alfredo rizzo and is total and complete and utter crap from start to finish. first things first lets start the criticism with the title the bloodsucker leads the dance and lets examine that title because when i do i feel somewhat cheated that there aren not any vampires or any form of bloodsucking whatsoever and no one leads anything at anytime and there most certainly isn not any dance or dancing so do not expect any of these things. what you should expect though is a tedious and dull and boring pointless little giallo that takes over an hour before anyone is killed and any sort of murder mystery starts to take shape and the first hour of la sanguisuga conduce la danza is as plot less and uninteresting as anything out there. the best way to imagine it is to think of the most boring soft core porn film you have ever seen and then cut most of the soft core porn out and that just leaves bad actors and bad dubbing and bad dialogue and a tiny bit of soft core sex and lesbianism and absolutely nothing else. yep and it really is that bad. the mystery elements are crap and people do illogical things for no apparent reason and the overly complicated twist ending is as bad as the rest of it and the sixth sense (1999) this ain not. director rozzi does an ok job and la sanguisga conduce la danza actually has a nice look and feel to it despite it obvious low budget and i mean there are scenes where he shows a torm raging outside the castle however the stock footage used is in black and white. so the film jumps from bright colour to black and white whenever it cuts to the storm and back to colour again. there is one absolutely hilarious scene where a maid and her friend discuss her breasts and she lets her friend feel them who is then full of compliments and this scene is so funny and just so unnatural that it priceless and easily the films best moment even if a bad 70 porno would be embarrassed by the dialogue. there is minimal nudity and the sex or lesbian scenes are very tame. forget about any blood or gore as there isn not any apart from a decapitated head. technically the films pretty good and the period setting and production design are actually quite impressive although it not massive in scope it does the job effectively enough. the film has a nice sense of colour and the cinematography is fine. the film is dubbed so it hard to give an opinion on the original performances but the voice actors are terrible and the dialogue is even worse than usual. la sanguisuga conduce la danza is a terrible film and it makes no sense and it has virtually no story for over an hour and it has possibly the most misleading title ever and is really dull and boring with a confused stupid twist ending. as far as euro horror fans go there are plenty of much better films than this so please do not waste your time and as for anyone else this is definitely one to avoid. trivia note represent the notorious ( and banned in the uk) nazi exploitation or horror film horrifying experiments of the s. s last days (1977) aka ss hell camp and the beast in heat was directed by luigi batzella and he has a fairly substantial role as a police detective in la sanguisuga conduce la danza. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the bloodsucker leads the dance what a laughable title and it so utterly misleading. it not surprising that the film makers try and mislead us though because this is one terrible movie. the story basically involves a murder mystery in a castle on a remote island. very little happens in this film. and when something does wake the viewer from his stupor and it invariably is unintentional comedy in the form of atrocious dialogue delivered by a hopeless group of voice artists. these guys are so bad they make the actors they deliver voices for appear like a group of remedial level morons. it really is hard to determine how bad the acting is when you have dubbing this abysmal. but the voice artists cannot be blamed for the script. it a travesty. unintentionally funny at best and pathetic at worst. the story in general is and to say the least and uneven. the women characters are particularly idiotic while the men are either creepy or tedious. the whole enterprise smacks of pure exploitation of the audience. it doesn not remotely deliver what it promises and even when the murders (finally) start happening and they all occur off screen. all we get is a few half hearted severed head shots. a few people have said that this movie is a giallo. i cannot agree less with this opinion. anyone who enjoys italian thrillers should give this movie a wide berth as there is nothing remotely thrilling about it. it basically a soft core porn film with a horror angle. but it not very erotic either. i can not recommend this to anyone. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "the horror channel plays nothing but erotic soft porn gothic flicks each night from 10pm till about 4 in the morning and but their care factor is very limited and if one exists at all. in fact i am sure i will find a multi million pound lottery win more scary than anything this channel has to offer. the bloodsucker leads the dance deserves special mention because it is i feel and the undisputed low of a channel full of lows. i cannot even begin to tell you how bad this film is and but for the purpose of completing the minimum 10 lines demanded by this site and i will at least give it a go. firstly the title is misleading and bears no resemblance to the action on the screen. in fact the film might as well have been called toothbrush or wallpaper for all it has to do with the plot. at least they used toothbrushes. at least they had wallpaper. there are no bloodsuckers for miles around and whats even worse there are no dances and not one. i am sure they were making two different films by mistake here. a more suitable title would have been and horny italian count leads five people to a scary castle and bores us silly for ninety minutes. yes that fits better. the acting is terrible and and the dubbing appalling and and that guy who plays seymour was almost as wooden in his walk as he was in his character. abysmal. the only saving graces of this film are a small but slightly interesting lesbian sex scene and two small and very interesting heterosexual sex scenes and and the added attraction in that every single female character gets her kit off. bonus. otherwise steer a wide birth away from this one. no vampires and no dancing and no scenes of a brutal or gruesome nature and no way on gods earth i will ever and ever and ever watch this one again. no word of a lie and this film could put you off motion pictures for life. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "i saw this movie when i was much younger and i thought it was funny. i saw it again last week and and you can guess the result. some funny parts in it and very few and too long. the beginning is the only thing that is funny if you ask me. if you want a total b movie this is a good pick and but do not expect too much from aliens dwarf size. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "this is a really dumb movie. it could be fun with the cool looking aliens and the country setting and but it just isn not. some aliens hear the broadcast of war of the worlds when a small country radio station plays it on halloween. they come to earth to kill humans and but instead of killing and they make people their slaves and act goofy. the front cover of the film shows these aliens riding surfboards in space. not really what they do. these aren not party aliens and they are stupid cartoonish idiots with annoying high pitched modulated voices. the alien with the most tolerable voice also happens to be the jack nicholson rip off alien who always wears his sunglasses. other than the aliens and the acting is terrible. the writing is obviously meant for children and because every character is written like a kid. this is a dumb movie and that only children will appreciate and maybe. my rating represent half out of . 100 mins. pg for mild language. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.

Please analyze the following IMDB review: "imagine youre a high school boy and in the back of a dark and uncrowded theater with your girlfriend. how bad would a movie have to be and in order that you would feel compelled to leave the theater and head home before it ended. this movie is that bad. really. movies often become so bad that theyre good while this movie is beyond that stage of bad ness. it is painfully bad. horribly and terribly and crime against humanity bad. " You might take into account that star ratings and expressions like "xx out of" or "/10" are very important. Generally, ratings greater than half are considered positive(This label may not exist, so it's not necessary). If the sentiment of the review is positive, reply with 1; if the sentiment of the review is negative, reply with 0. Do not provide any additional comments, just reply with 1 or 0.