srt/seoiwuzyun/028.srt

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而家唔講宋江喺閻婆惜屋企飲緊酒，先講下鄆城縣，有一個賣鹹酸嘅唐二哥，佢個名叫做唐牛兒。

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冇事呢，佢就喺街上幫閒掹下衫尾，時時都得到宋江周濟佢嘅。

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你話如果有啲咩嘢線索去講畀宋江聽，亦會撈到幾貫錢使下。

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只要宋江用到佢嘅時候啊，佢就死命向前嘅。

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呢一日嘅晚上，佢同人哋賭錢就輸到光捋捋，噉佢又想去搵宋江咯喎。

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點知去到縣衙門，搵來搵去搵唔到，去到住宿個地方呢亦唔見人。

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啲街坊見佢咁頻撲咪都問佢咯：喂，唐二哥啊，你搵邊個啊？乜緊張得咁交關啊？

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哎呀，乾晒塘啊，趕住要撲水啊，我想搵我契爺到處都搵佢唔到。

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哼你契爺係邊個啊？

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唔係就係縣衙門裏頭嘅宋押司咯。

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誒，我啱先見佢同埋閻婆一齊行過喎。

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唐牛兒就話喇：啊冇錯喇！

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閻婆惜呢個賤人豈有此理，同張三打得火熱，就係瞞住宋押司一個人嘅啫。

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佢又怕係聽到啲風聲，好耐冇去㗎喇。

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今晚梗係畀嗰個老虔婆假情假意纏咗佢去定啦。

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啱晒，我正係輸到眼都凸晒喇，一個錢都冇。

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唔理咁多喇，等我走去佢嗰度搵返幾貫錢使下先，順便去飲返兩碗酒至得，誒。

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於是唐牛兒呢，就一直趯去閻婆屋企嘞。

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佢去到，見到裏便燈光火猛，之又冇閂到門喎。

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噉佢就行咗入去，去到樓梯口，就聽見閻婆喺樓上騎騎聲笑。

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唐牛兒就捻手捻脚行上樓，伏喺板杖嚹處裝下啦，嘻嘻，見到宋江同婆惜兩個人都耷低頭，坐響處唔出聲。

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嗰個伯爺婆呢，坐喺張枱旁邊，口水花噴噴噉喺度亂噏一通。

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唐牛兒㗾聲行入去，對住閻婆、宋江同婆惜，行咗三個禮就企喺旁邊。

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宋江個心諗：嘿呀，佢嚟得真係啱喇。

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就將個嘴向住下便努一努。

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唐牛兒就認真係撈家仔又好醒目嘅，一睇就明嘞，佢就問宋江話：

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哎啊，小人真係度度都搵過晒你喇唔見你咋。

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原來匿埋喺呢度飲酒咁快活喎，你又真係開心嘞。

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宋江話：係唔係縣裏頭有咩緊要嘅事啊？

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嘿呀押司啊，乜你唔記得嘞咩？就係今朝早嗰件公事啊，係，今朝嗰件呢。

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知縣相公呀，而家喺大堂發緊火啊。

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連氣派咗四五次人，去你住嗰處搵你啊，搵極都見唔到，激到相公呀，𨅝𨅝跳，押司你快啲去啦。

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乜咁緊要呀？噉就去啦。

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宋江講完就企起身要落樓嘞。

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閻婆一手攔住佢話：押司你唔好做戲喇。

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呢隻噉嘅唐牛兒吖，喺度整蠱整怪，你嘅賊仔都想嚟呃我老娘？

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正一係魯班門前耍斧頭喇你。

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呢個時候，知縣相公呀早就返咗去屋企，同埋夫人飲酒取樂啦。

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有咩嘢公事急到要發火咁巴閉得㗎？

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你呢幾籠嘢呀，去呃鬼就得，想呃我老娘就咪指意喇你。

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唐牛兒就話喇：真係知縣相公有啲公事等住要佢返去辦㗎。

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我呢份人唔會車大炮㗎嘛。

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放你阿媽嘅狗屁，老娘呢一雙呀係金睛火眼嚟。

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先頭睇住押司對住你努下個嘴，叫你整蠱整怪㗎喇。

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你唔勸下押司嚟我屋企不特止，仲掉轉頭要掹佢扯添呀，我啋瘟啋扽你啊！

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開講都有話：殺人可恕，情理難容噃。

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閻婆就越鬧㷫，一下跳起身，伸開隻手叉住唐牛兒條頸，㧬到佢舂下舂下，由間房一直㧬到佢落樓。

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唐牛兒就話你你你你，你叉住我條頸，你冇㧬我做乜嘢你！

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你唔知呀，打爛人隻飯碗，就好似殺人嘅父母妻子一樣㗎噃，你仲大聲嘈吖嗱，你嘈我就摑死你！

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唐牛兒衝埋去話喇你摑吖，你摑吖嗱！

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閻婆一啲都唔手軟，佢趁住幾分酒意，撒開五隻手指，對住唐牛兒塊面，啪！啪噉兩巴掌。

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跟住就㧬咗佢出門口，咦咚咣噉就閂埋道大門，落咗門戌。

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唐牛兒捱咗呢兩巴，哎呀，抵力咯，嗰塊面呀火辣辣咁㷫。

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佢企喺門口大聲咁嗌話：

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你個死老虔婆嘩，你唔好懶叻啊吓。

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我唔係睇在宋押司嘅面子呀，我就將你間臭屋呀抌到融融爛爛㗎喇。

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你因住嚟啦，我唔做低你呢我就唔姓唐！

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佢一便拍住心口，一便破口大罵噉就扯咗咯。

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閻婆再返上樓，佢同宋江話：

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押司，你理嗰個乞兒仔做乜嘢吖！

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嗰個嘢呀，一味識得呃酒飲，到處講是講非。

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呢啲呀正一係不得好死嘅衰神啊，居然仲上到門嚟欺負人添喎！

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宋江係個老實人，畀閻婆一番說話呢督穿咗佢個心事，弊喇，噉又想走都唔走得喇呢勻。

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閻婆又話喇：押司，你唔好嬲喇吓，我先頭呀真係忍唔住喇。

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阿女啊，你同押司飲埋呢杯啦。

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我諗你哋兩個都好耐冇見咯，不如早啲瞓罷啦吓。

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個伯爺婆又勸宋江飲咗兩杯，就執好啲碗碟落樓，自己就趯咗去廚房咯。

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宋江就諗嘞：

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話佢個女同張三有路，我個心就半信半疑嘅，又冇親眼見到。

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你話而家要扯喎，聽下仲話我個人戇居啦。

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況且又咁夜咯，我不如就喺度瞓，又睇下呢個女人點吖，睇下今晚同我個情份點至得。

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過咗一陣，嗰個閻婆又上樓咯喎，佢話：

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好夜喇，我嚟叫押司你哋兩個早啲唞啊。

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婆惜就話啦：又唔關你事，你自己去瞓啦！

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閻婆𠽤𠽤聲噉笑住落樓，佢話：

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押司早唞喇，今晚歡歡喜喜，聽朝瞓晏啲起身都唔遲㗎。

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閻婆落咗樓，執拾好廚房啲嘢洗咗手腳，吹熄眼燈就瞓覺。

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噉宋江就坐喺張馬杌處，佢仲指意嗰個女人呀仲好似從前噉，行過嚟同佢煙韌下，講返幾句好話，哎噉就求求其其啦，當冇事將就下就算喇。

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宋江就諗錯格咯呢次。

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婆惜佢係點諗嘅呢？

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我只係等住張三嚟嘅啫，哼，今晚畀扠𢰸檔添，真係眼中釘啊。

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嗰個嘢吖，仲指意我好似從前噉，咁下氣呀，老娘而家真係唔騷你啊。

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只有話撐船就岸嘅啫，幾時見過撐岸就船㗎？

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你唔嚟睬我呀，老娘啱晒。

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當晚，兩個就喺燈下面對面坐喺處，都唔出聲，各懷心事。

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宋江坐喺張馬杌處望下婆惜，歎咗口氣，哈又歎口氣。

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約莫過咗二更，嗰個女人又冇除衣服，就噉就上床，挨住個枕頭擰轉身，將塊面對住裏便埲墻，自己有自己瞓嘞喎。

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宋江見到乜噉㗎，佢諗：

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吖豈有此理呢個賤人吖，吖睬都唔睬我噉就一個人瞓㗎喇，哈。

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我今日畀嗰個伯爺婆吟咗成晚，又畀佢勸咗幾杯酒，哎呀頂唔住，又咁夜咯，仲係瞓罷啦。

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於是佢就除咗頭巾，放喺張枱處，除咗件面衫，搭喺衣架上便，又解低條腰帶；

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腰帶上面係掛住一把匕首同一個招文袋，又將嚟掛喺床拼處；

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然後除咗鞋襪上床，同婆惜啊尖頭對腳瞓低嘞。

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過咗半個更，宋江就聽見婆惜喺度冷笑喎。

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宋江嘅心啊梗係翳定啦仲點瞓得着吖。

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自古都有話：歡娛就嫌夜短啊，寂寞恨更長吖嘛。

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到咗三更，已經係半夜喇，呢個時候，宋江啲酒亦已經醒。

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夾硬捱到五更，宋江就起身，喺面盆就噉用冷水洗咗面，着返面衫，戴好頭巾，鬧咗一聲話：哼！你呢個賊賤人，真係無禮！

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哈，婆惜原來又係冇瞓着嘅，聽到宋江鬧佢就擰轉身嚟應咗佢一句話：

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你都唔知醜嘅。

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頂心頂肺，宋江就忍住啖氣落樓。

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閻婆聽見腳步響，就喺鋪床處話喇：

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押司瞓下添啦，等天光至去啦，無情白事，五更咁早就起身做乜嘢喎。

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宋江亦唔應佢，只係顧住開門。

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閻婆又話喇：押司你出咗去，同我閂返道門至好噃吓。

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宋江出咗門口跟手就同佢㧬返埋道門。

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佢忍住成肚氣，就一直行返去自己住嘅地方。

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佢經過縣衙門前便嘅時候，見到有一眼燈光光猛猛噉掛喺度。

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望下過去，呵呵，原來係賣滋補湯藥嘅王公，嚟呢處趕早市啊。

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個伯父見係宋江嚟就話喇：咦，誒押司乜今朝咁早出嚟啊？

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宋江話喇：尋晚飲醉咗酒，聽錯咗打更。

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押司尋晚飲醉酒咩？嗱，飲返碗醒酒二陳湯呢。

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好啊，好啊。

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宋江噉就喺張凳處坐落，個伯父呢𢳂咗一碗融融嘅二陳湯畀宋江。

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宋江飲完就突然間諗起嘞，自己時時飲佢嘅湯水，佢都未曾問自己要過錢嘅。

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以前係曾經應承過送副棺材畀佢，一直都未曾畀。

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而家啱喇，尋日晁蓋送啲金嚟，受咗佢一條放喺招文袋裏便嚟，不如送咗畀佢做棺材本，等佢歡喜下都好吖噉。

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於是宋江就話喇：王公呀，早嗰排我應承送啲錢畀你做棺材本，一直都未曾畀過你。

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而家我呢度有條金條愛嚟送畀你，噉你就去陳三郎嗰處買返副棺材，擠定喺屋企嚟啦。

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到你百年歸壽咯，我到時再畀啲錢你送終啦。

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哈哈哈哈哈哈，哎呀恩主啊，你時時都咁關照我呢個伯爺公，又多得你送終身壽具畀我；

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唉，我呢世人呀，唔能夠報答你啊，等來世做驢做馬，再嚟報答押司你係啦。

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唔好噉講。

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宋江掀起衫襟就想去攞個招文袋出嚟，咦？弊喇，唔喺度！

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佢諗：呢趟苦喇，尋晚賴低咗喺個賤人張床拼上面添。

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今朝早一時嬲起上嚟，顧住快啲扯就唔記得攞返嚟掛喺條腰處。

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唉，嗰幾兩黃金唔算得乜嘢啊，弊在我係用晁蓋寄嚟嗰封信包住啲金㗎嘛。

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我本來想喺酒樓嗰陣時當堂就燒咗封信㗎喇。

129
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不過當住劉唐面一燒，又怕佢返去講起嘅時候，以為我唔將佢哋放喺心嚟，噉就冇燒到。

130
00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:31,719
當時想話返到屋企先至燒啦，吖點知又畀閻婆纏咗我去。

131
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尋晚黑，本來就想喺眼燈處燒咗佢嘅，之又怕畀嗰個賤人見到，故此又冇燒到。

132
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今朝早，走得匆匆忙忙，估唔到噉就賴低咗。

133
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哎呀係噃，我平時見到婆惜都睇下啲曲本，識得幾個字嘅，如果畀佢攞到就惡搞咯。

134
00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:57,072
宋江諗咗呢度，坐唔落喇，佢企起身話：

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阿公，真係唔好意思喇，唔係我講大話，啲金條呢，係放喺個招文袋處。

136
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:08,659
點知出嚟出得匆匆忙忙，賴低咗喺屋企添，我而家返去攞嚟畀你吓。

137
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:14,492
唔好去攞咯押司，哈哈哈，聽日慢慢至畀我唔遲吖。

138
00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:19,252
阿公，你唔知嘞，我仲有啲嘢擠喺處㗎，我要去攞至得。

139
00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:23,574
講完宋江就慌慌忙忙趯返去閻婆屋企。

140
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而家返轉頭講下嗰個閻婆惜，佢聽住宋江出咗門口嘞，就爬起身自言自語噉話：

141
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哼嗰個嘢吖，運桔咗老娘成晚搞到我瞓唔着。

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嗰個嘢真係唔知衰啊，想老娘同你低聲下氣呀，發夢啦你！

143
00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:50,806
老娘呀就係鍾意張三嘅啫，鬼睬你啊，你唔上門就最啱。

144
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:57,582
佢個口一便噏，一便就鋪開張被，除咗衫裙，想瞓返一覺。

145
00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:04,564
床前盞燈就好光，照見床拼上面搭住宋江嗰條紫羅腰帶。

146
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婆惜一眼擸到就笑住話：黑三嗰個嘢咁論盡，賴低咗條腰帶喺度添啊，好，等老娘攞起佢，愛嚟送畀張三攬至得。

147
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噉佢順手就攞起條腰帶咯喎，佢用手一搦，就連招文袋同把匕首都搦起嚟。

148
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嗯？個袋有啲墜手㗎噃，就攞到張枱處一扽，好喇，扽咗啲金同封信出嚟。

149
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婆惜搦起手嚟，喺燈下照住一睇，嘩嗨，黃棖棖一條金條。

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婆惜歡喜嘞，佢笑住話：哎呀，真係天跌落嚟畀我同張三買嘢食嘅。

151
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呢幾日呀，我見到張三，瘦咗咁多，正係想買啲嘢返嚟補下佢㗎喇。

152
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佢放低條金條，又攞起封信，喺燈下打開嚟睇。

153
00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:08,397
哦，原來寫住晁蓋佢哋好多嘢嘅。

154
00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:18,988
婆惜睇完封信就話喇：好啊，我即估話只有水桶跌落井嘅啫，原來亦會有個井跌落水桶嘅。

155
00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:24,701
我正係要同張三兩個做夫妻，就係多你個宋江喺度掗掗拃拃。

156
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:28,036
今日呀你都撞正喺我隻手嚟啊呢。

157
00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:35,354
哼！原來你同梁山泊啲大賊通同來往，佢哋送一百兩金畀你。

158
00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:40,187
好，你死喇你，等老娘慢慢嚟整頓下你至得。

159
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於是佢又將封信照原樣包好條金條，放返落個招文袋裏便。

160
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:51,194
哼！我唔怕你叫神仙嚟攝咗佢去。

161
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:57,917
婆惜正喺樓上自言自語，只聽見樓下咿噉開門聲。

162
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,568
伯爺婆就問嘞：邊個啊？

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宋江話我啊噉。

164
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:10,218
伯爺婆又話喇：我都話仲早咯，押司你又唔信，係要去，早過頭返嚟係呢。

165
00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:13,954
快啲去同阿女瞓下添，天光至扯啦。

166
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,619
宋江亦唔答佢，一直就走上樓嘞。

167
00:17:18,983 --> 00:17:27,442
嗰個婆惜一聽見係宋江返嚟唄，喇喇聲將腰帶、匕首、招文袋捲埋一齊，收埋喺被竇裏便。

168
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自己就即刻上床𢫏冚張被，緊緊噉貼住床裏便噘噘聲詐瞓嘞喎。

169
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:41,708
宋江撞到入房，直情就行埋去床拼處想攞腰帶啦，弊，唔見咗喇。

170
00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:48,858
宋江嘅心慌，冇辦法啦，只有忍住尋晚嗰啖氣用隻手去㧬下閻婆惜話：

171
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:55,685
喂，喂喂喂，唔該你喇，睇在我往日嘅情份，畀返個招文袋我呢。

172
00:17:56,691 --> 00:18:02,683
婆惜就話：老娘正喺度瞓緊啊，邊個喺度搞我啫！

173
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,078
你明知係我㗎啦，仲詐咩嘢諦呢？

174
00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:12,566
婆惜霎聲擰轉身嚟話：黑三，你講咩嘩？

175
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還返個招文袋畀我啦。

176
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:20,612
你喺邊度交畀我手㗎？吓？吖走嚟問我攞喎。

177
00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:25,957
我賴低喺床拼上便，呢處又冇人嚟過，係你搦起咗個啫。

178
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啋！撞鬼你咩！

179
00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:35,114
尋晚係我唔啱咯，聽日我同你賠禮係啦，你還返畀我呢，唔好玩喇。

180
00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:39,238
哈邊個同你玩啫，我係冇搦過啊。

181
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:46,219
你先頭都冇除衫瞓嘅，而家你係冚住張被，梗係起身嚟攞被冚嘅時候搦嘅。

182
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:58,761
好喇，閻婆惜發惡喇，只見佢豎起堂眼眉，碌大雙眼話：搦就係老娘搦咗喇，就係唔還返畀你。

183
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你去嗌官府嘅人嚟啦，嚟拉我當賊辦啦。

184
00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,486
我冇冤戾你做賊噃。

185
00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,889
噉你知老娘唔係賊啊呢？

186
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:13,008
宋江聽佢噉講，個心就越發慌嘞。

187
00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:20,322
佢話：我待你兩母女都冇咩對唔住㗎，唔該你還返畀我啦，我要去辦公㗎喇。

188
00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:25,981
哼，平日就怪我同張三有窿路。

189
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:32,517
係啊，佢係有啲唔及你啊，不過亦唔係要捱一刀嘅罪犯嚟噃。

190
00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:36,800
點都叻過你同啲攔路打劫嘅大賊打同通啊。

191
00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:43,176
哎呀好姐姐啊，唔好嗌啊唔好嗌，畀隔籬聽到，唔係講玩㗎。

192
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你怕畀人聽到，你就唔好做啦。

193
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:52,487
呢封信呢，老娘要收到佢密密。

194
00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:57,806
如果你想我放過你，你應承我三件事啦。

195
00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:02,839
哦，咪講話三件事吖，就算係三十件我都應承你。

196
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:06,122
至怕你唔肯應承噃。

197
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,081
該做就做，邊三件事呢？

198
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:18,912
嗱，你聽住喇，第一件，從今日起，你將我押咗畀你嗰張文書還返畀我；

199
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然後另外寫過一張文書畀我，任從我改嫁畀張三，以後永不爭執。

200
00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:28,666
得，呢件我應承你。

201
00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:41,542
第二件，我頭上戴嘅，身上着嘅，房間裏便使用嘅，雖然都係你買嘅，噉你亦都要寫一張文書，唔准你日後嚟攞返嘅。

202
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:44,051
好，呢件亦應承你。

203
00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:49,697
噉，第三件就怕你唔肯應承嘞噃。

204
00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:54,253
兩件都應承咗你咯，點解呢件又唔應承得呢？

205
00:20:55,893 --> 00:21:01,809
嗱，梁山泊嗰個晁蓋，唔係送咗一百兩黃金畀你嘅？

206
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:10,204
你快啲攞嚟交畀老娘啦，噉老娘就放過你呢場天字第一號嘅官司，還返個招文袋畀你係啦。

207
00:21:10,955 --> 00:21:14,906
乜，唉，嗰頭兩件我應承你。

208
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:21,824
之呢一百兩黃金，冇錯係佢送嚟畀我，之我冇要佢嘅，都要佢帶返扯嘞。

209
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,367
如果真係有咯，我雙手送畀你。

210
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:31,448
係唔係呢？開講有話，差人見錢就好似烏蠅見血。

211
00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:40,309
嘿嘿，佢使人送金畀你，你推返轉頭唔要都有嘅，講啲噉嘅說話出嚟，唔係放屁。

212
00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:46,576
做差人嘅，有邊隻貓衣唔食魚腥嘅？你想呃邊個吖？

213
00:21:47,342 --> 00:21:50,465
畀咗呢一百兩黃金過我，算得乜嘢吖你？

214
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:57,079
嗱，如果你怕人哋認得係賊贓，噉你咪將啲金熔過嚟畀我咯。

215
00:21:58,086 --> 00:22:01,158
你都知道我係個老實人，唔會講大話㗎啦。

216
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:10,774
你如果唔信，唉噉啦，你限我三日，我賣咗啲家產攞一百兩黃金嚟畀你係啦，噉得嘞掛？

217
00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,462
好喇好喇，唔該你還返個招文袋畀我啦。

218
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:22,605
哼哼哼，你呢個黑三真係精啊，噉樣氹我，你當我係細佬哥啊？

219
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:31,371
哦，我還咗個招文袋同嗰封信畀你先，過咗三日先至去問你攞一百兩黃金係嘛？

220
00:22:31,945 --> 00:22:35,907
嗰陣你過咗海都係神仙喇，仲理我咩？

221
00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:40,033
哼哼，我係一手交錢一手交貨。

222
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:42,956
你快啲攞嚟兩相交割啦。

223
00:22:43,842 --> 00:22:46,169
我真係冇呢一百兩金嘅呢。

224
00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:53,316
哦？噉聽日去到公堂上便，你亦係講話冇呢一百兩金咯喎？

225
00:22:54,594 --> 00:23:02,537
宋江唔聽見公堂呢兩個字由自可，一聽見公堂兩個字呀，即刻怒氣沖天，點都忍唔住喇。

226
00:23:02,955 --> 00:23:05,455
佢瞪大雙眼話：你還唔還啊？

227
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:10,588
你咁惡咩？哎呀我真係要快啲還畀你呢嚱？

228
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:12,946
你真係唔還係嘛？

229
00:23:13,448 --> 00:23:16,903
唔還唔還唔還唔還，一百個唔還，一千個唔還！

230
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,937
你想我還呀？喺鄆城縣府還畀你啦。

231
00:23:22,057 --> 00:23:26,282
婆惜唔肯還，宋江就嚟掹婆惜冚嘅嗰張被咯喎。

232
00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:36,417
婆惜因為啲嘢喺身邊嚟嘅嘛，唔顧得張被咁多喇，兩隻手，將嗰啲嘢緊緊噉喺胸前攬到實。

233
00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:42,901
宋江一下掹開咗張被，見到條腰帶頭喺婆惜嘅胸前髧咗落嚟。

234
00:23:43,431 --> 00:23:44,916
原來係喺呢度嚟！

235
00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:48,695
一不做二不休，就用兩隻手嚟搶喇。

236
00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:56,415
婆惜啊梗係唔放手啦，宋江喺床邊唔要命咁搶，婆惜呢就死都唔放。

237
00:23:57,207 --> 00:24:04,092
宋江出死力一擢，誒，就將嗰把匕首擢咗出嚟喎，宋江即刻執起喺手嚟。

238
00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:08,878
嗰個婆惜見到宋江搶咗把劍仔揸住喺手就大嗌話：

239
00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:11,488
黑三郎殺人喇噉咯喎。

240
00:24:12,877 --> 00:24:17,551
唔嗌殺人冇事，一聲嗌就提醒咗宋江呢個念頭添。

241
00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:21,141
宋江嗰一肚氣呀正係冇埞出呢。

242
00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:34,278
婆惜正嗌得第二聲，宋江左手就撳住閻婆惜，右手把刀就插落去，喺正婆惜嘅喉嚨處一邋，啪啲血就飚出嚟。

243
00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:38,144
嗰個女人仲喺度呀呀聲噉喺度嗌喎。

244
00:24:38,547 --> 00:24:43,274
宋江怕佢唔死再加一刀，個人頭就跌咗落枕頭嘞。

245
00:24:44,763 --> 00:24:51,382
宋江殺咗閻婆惜，攞返個招文袋，扲咗嗰封信出嚟就喺盞燈處燒咗佢。

246
00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:53,640
攬返條腰帶就落樓。

247
00:24:54,956 --> 00:25:01,248
嗰個伯爺婆喺樓下瞓㗎，初初聽見佢哋兩個喺度嗌交，都唔係點在意嘅。

248
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:07,152
收尾聽見個女嗌咗一聲話黑三郎殺人喇噉，咦，咩嘢事啊喂？

249
00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:13,826
連隨跳起身着返件衫，棱棱聲趯上樓睇下啦，啱啱同宋江撞到應。

250
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:18,336
閻婆就問佢話喇：你哋兩個嘈乜嘢唧？

251
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,322
你個女好無禮，畀我殺咗喇。

252
00:25:22,991 --> 00:25:36,803
吓？嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，嘿嘿睇你講啲乜嘢吖，係咯喎，押司你好惡啊，酒品又唔好啊，專門要殺人啊，嘿嘿嘿嘿，哎呀押司，唔好同我伯爺婆講笑喇。

253
00:25:37,844 --> 00:25:42,731
你唔信呀，你入去房睇下喇，我真係殺咗佢。

254
00:25:43,432 --> 00:25:44,454
我唔信。

255
00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:52,793
閻婆推開房門入去一睇，誒呀，啲血淋淋成個死屍攤喺度。

256
00:25:53,649 --> 00:25:59,193
閻婆就話喇：唉，唉陰公咯，點做算啦？

257
00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:04,596
宋江話：我係個好漢，我一世都唔走，隨你話點都好啦。

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哎呀，呢個衰鬼，確係唔好嘅，押司你冇殺錯，之可憐我呢個伯爺婆，冇人贍養啫。

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呢層唔緊要，既然你係噉講，噉你就唔使憂心嘅。

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我都有啲錢嘅，總之等你豐衣足食，快快活活，過呢下半世就係嘞。

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誒，誒噉就好咯，真係，多謝押司你喇，誒之我個女而家死喺鋪床嚟，噉點樣做埋啲後事好呢？

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呢層就容易啫，等我去陳三郎嗰處買副棺材畀你啦。

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等陣啲仵作嚟同佢入殮嘅時候，我會吩咐佢哋㗎喇，然後我畀十兩銀過你做使用啦。

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噉欸，多謝晒喇，吖押司呀，最好啊，趁個天未光，搵副棺材嚟殮咗佢先好噃，唔好畀啲街坊睇到乜嘢影頭啊。

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噉亦好，你攞紙筆嚟，等我寫張字條你去攞啦。

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哎呀，寫張字條都係唔得嘅，要押司你親自去攞噉至快㗎。

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噉亦係，我同埋你而家去啦。

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兩個人落咗樓，閻婆入去房攞咗鎖匙，出咗大門口就鎖好道街門，袋返起鎖匙。

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宋江同閻婆一路行，行到縣衙門前便，呢個時候個天仲係好早未曾光，縣衙門啊啱啱開門。

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嗰個閻婆行到衙門口左便嘅時候，突然間一手揦住宋江，大聲噉嗌話：呢度有個殺人賊啊！

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嚇到宋江啊滴滴震，即刻揞住佢嘅嘴話：唔好嗌啊！

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嘿，仲邊度揞得住吖！

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衙門前便有幾個差人，聽見閻婆喺度嗌就行埋嚟睇下。

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見到原來係宋江，就勸閻婆話喇：

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你個伯爺婆你嘈乜嘢啊，押司唔係啲噉嘅人嚟，有事慢慢講。

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閻婆就話喇：佢正係兇手嚟㗎，快啲同我捉住佢啦，拉佢去衙門啦！

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究竟宋江有冇畀人捉到呢？噉就下次先至講喇。