1 00:00:00,848 --> 00:00:12,895 而家唔講宋江喺閻婆惜屋企飲緊酒,先講下鄆城縣,有一個賣鹹酸嘅唐二哥,佢個名叫做唐牛兒。 2 00:00:14,008 --> 00:00:20,996 冇事呢,佢就喺街上幫閒掹下衫尾,時時都得到宋江周濟佢嘅。 3 00:00:21,943 --> 00:00:27,147 你話如果有啲咩嘢線索去講畀宋江聽,亦會撈到幾貫錢使下。 4 00:00:28,256 --> 00:00:32,108 只要宋江用到佢嘅時候啊,佢就死命向前嘅。 5 00:00:33,764 --> 00:00:40,384 呢一日嘅晚上,佢同人哋賭錢就輸到光捋捋,噉佢又想去搵宋江咯喎。 6 00:00:41,176 --> 00:00:47,118 點知去到縣衙門,搵來搵去搵唔到,去到住宿個地方呢亦唔見人。 7 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:55,301 啲街坊見佢咁頻撲咪都問佢咯:喂,唐二哥啊,你搵邊個啊?乜緊張得咁交關啊? 8 00:00:55,915 --> 00:01:02,078 哎呀,乾晒塘啊,趕住要撲水啊,我想搵我契爺到處都搵佢唔到。 9 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,425 哼你契爺係邊個啊? 10 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,666 唔係就係縣衙門裏頭嘅宋押司咯。 11 00:01:08,463 --> 00:01:12,436 誒,我啱先見佢同埋閻婆一齊行過喎。 12 00:01:13,253 --> 00:01:17,695 唐牛兒就話喇:啊冇錯喇! 13 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:25,879 閻婆惜呢個賤人豈有此理,同張三打得火熱,就係瞞住宋押司一個人嘅啫。 14 00:01:26,971 --> 00:01:30,053 佢又怕係聽到啲風聲,好耐冇去㗎喇。 15 00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:35,450 今晚梗係畀嗰個老虔婆假情假意纏咗佢去定啦。 16 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:39,903 啱晒,我正係輸到眼都凸晒喇,一個錢都冇。 17 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:47,543 唔理咁多喇,等我走去佢嗰度搵返幾貫錢使下先,順便去飲返兩碗酒至得,誒。 18 00:01:48,710 --> 00:01:52,497 於是唐牛兒呢,就一直趯去閻婆屋企嘞。 19 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:59,162 佢去到,見到裏便燈光火猛,之又冇閂到門喎。 20 00:02:00,005 --> 00:02:05,655 噉佢就行咗入去,去到樓梯口,就聽見閻婆喺樓上騎騎聲笑。 21 00:02:06,607 --> 00:02:17,500 唐牛兒就捻手捻脚行上樓,伏喺板杖嚹處裝下啦,嘻嘻,見到宋江同婆惜兩個人都耷低頭,坐響處唔出聲。 22 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:25,141 嗰個伯爺婆呢,坐喺張枱旁邊,口水花噴噴噉喺度亂噏一通。 23 00:02:26,119 --> 00:02:33,169 唐牛兒㗾聲行入去,對住閻婆、宋江同婆惜,行咗三個禮就企喺旁邊。 24 00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:37,396 宋江個心諗:嘿呀,佢嚟得真係啱喇。 25 00:02:37,943 --> 00:02:40,069 就將個嘴向住下便努一努。 26 00:02:41,138 --> 00:02:47,372 唐牛兒就認真係撈家仔又好醒目嘅,一睇就明嘞,佢就問宋江話: 27 00:02:47,848 --> 00:02:51,578 哎啊,小人真係度度都搵過晒你喇唔見你咋。 28 00:02:51,643 --> 00:02:55,488 原來匿埋喺呢度飲酒咁快活喎,你又真係開心嘞。 29 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:59,820 宋江話:係唔係縣裏頭有咩緊要嘅事啊? 30 00:03:00,289 --> 00:03:06,845 嘿呀押司啊,乜你唔記得嘞咩?就係今朝早嗰件公事啊,係,今朝嗰件呢。 31 00:03:07,076 --> 00:03:10,274 知縣相公呀,而家喺大堂發緊火啊。 32 00:03:10,852 --> 00:03:19,682 連氣派咗四五次人,去你住嗰處搵你啊,搵極都見唔到,激到相公呀,𨅝𨅝跳,押司你快啲去啦。 33 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,730 乜咁緊要呀?噉就去啦。 34 00:03:23,207 --> 00:03:25,526 宋江講完就企起身要落樓嘞。 35 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:30,549 閻婆一手攔住佢話:押司你唔好做戲喇。 36 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:37,794 呢隻噉嘅唐牛兒吖,喺度整蠱整怪,你嘅賊仔都想嚟呃我老娘? 37 00:03:38,103 --> 00:03:41,142 正一係魯班門前耍斧頭喇你。 38 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:48,428 呢個時候,知縣相公呀早就返咗去屋企,同埋夫人飲酒取樂啦。 39 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:51,723 有咩嘢公事急到要發火咁巴閉得㗎? 40 00:03:52,492 --> 00:03:58,040 你呢幾籠嘢呀,去呃鬼就得,想呃我老娘就咪指意喇你。 41 00:03:58,783 --> 00:04:04,190 唐牛兒就話喇:真係知縣相公有啲公事等住要佢返去辦㗎。 42 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:06,837 我呢份人唔會車大炮㗎嘛。 43 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:12,138 放你阿媽嘅狗屁,老娘呢一雙呀係金睛火眼嚟。 44 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:17,358 先頭睇住押司對住你努下個嘴,叫你整蠱整怪㗎喇。 45 00:04:18,032 --> 00:04:25,427 你唔勸下押司嚟我屋企不特止,仲掉轉頭要掹佢扯添呀,我啋瘟啋扽你啊! 46 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:30,068 開講都有話:殺人可恕,情理難容噃。 47 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:41,320 閻婆就越鬧㷫,一下跳起身,伸開隻手叉住唐牛兒條頸,㧬到佢舂下舂下,由間房一直㧬到佢落樓。 48 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:46,302 唐牛兒就話你你你你,你叉住我條頸,你冇㧬我做乜嘢你! 49 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:55,511 你唔知呀,打爛人隻飯碗,就好似殺人嘅父母妻子一樣㗎噃,你仲大聲嘈吖嗱,你嘈我就摑死你! 50 00:04:56,604 --> 00:04:59,667 唐牛兒衝埋去話喇你摑吖,你摑吖嗱! 51 00:05:00,504 --> 00:05:10,200 閻婆一啲都唔手軟,佢趁住幾分酒意,撒開五隻手指,對住唐牛兒塊面,啪!啪噉兩巴掌。 52 00:05:10,582 --> 00:05:15,577 跟住就㧬咗佢出門口,咦咚咣噉就閂埋道大門,落咗門戌。 53 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:22,319 唐牛兒捱咗呢兩巴,哎呀,抵力咯,嗰塊面呀火辣辣咁㷫。 54 00:05:23,126 --> 00:05:25,167 佢企喺門口大聲咁嗌話: 55 00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:29,752 你個死老虔婆嘩,你唔好懶叻啊吓。 56 00:05:30,171 --> 00:05:36,242 我唔係睇在宋押司嘅面子呀,我就將你間臭屋呀抌到融融爛爛㗎喇。 57 00:05:36,695 --> 00:05:40,799 你因住嚟啦,我唔做低你呢我就唔姓唐! 58 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:45,659 佢一便拍住心口,一便破口大罵噉就扯咗咯。 59 00:05:47,411 --> 00:05:50,556 閻婆再返上樓,佢同宋江話: 60 00:05:51,338 --> 00:05:54,898 押司,你理嗰個乞兒仔做乜嘢吖! 61 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:59,757 嗰個嘢呀,一味識得呃酒飲,到處講是講非。 62 00:06:00,395 --> 00:06:05,666 呢啲呀正一係不得好死嘅衰神啊,居然仲上到門嚟欺負人添喎! 63 00:06:06,879 --> 00:06:15,282 宋江係個老實人,畀閻婆一番說話呢督穿咗佢個心事,弊喇,噉又想走都唔走得喇呢勻。 64 00:06:16,234 --> 00:06:23,115 閻婆又話喇:押司,你唔好嬲喇吓,我先頭呀真係忍唔住喇。 65 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,922 阿女啊,你同押司飲埋呢杯啦。 66 00:06:27,684 --> 00:06:32,932 我諗你哋兩個都好耐冇見咯,不如早啲瞓罷啦吓。 67 00:06:33,881 --> 00:06:40,537 個伯爺婆又勸宋江飲咗兩杯,就執好啲碗碟落樓,自己就趯咗去廚房咯。 68 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:42,575 宋江就諗嘞: 69 00:06:44,436 --> 00:06:51,460 話佢個女同張三有路,我個心就半信半疑嘅,又冇親眼見到。 70 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:56,130 你話而家要扯喎,聽下仲話我個人戇居啦。 71 00:06:56,682 --> 00:07:03,604 況且又咁夜咯,我不如就喺度瞓,又睇下呢個女人點吖,睇下今晚同我個情份點至得。 72 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:08,839 過咗一陣,嗰個閻婆又上樓咯喎,佢話: 73 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:13,001 好夜喇,我嚟叫押司你哋兩個早啲唞啊。 74 00:07:13,753 --> 00:07:18,100 婆惜就話啦:又唔關你事,你自己去瞓啦! 75 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:21,743 閻婆𠽤𠽤聲噉笑住落樓,佢話: 76 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:27,501 押司早唞喇,今晚歡歡喜喜,聽朝瞓晏啲起身都唔遲㗎。 77 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:34,436 閻婆落咗樓,執拾好廚房啲嘢洗咗手腳,吹熄眼燈就瞓覺。 78 00:07:35,976 --> 00:07:49,549 噉宋江就坐喺張馬杌處,佢仲指意嗰個女人呀仲好似從前噉,行過嚟同佢煙韌下,講返幾句好話,哎噉就求求其其啦,當冇事將就下就算喇。 79 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,715 宋江就諗錯格咯呢次。 80 00:07:53,561 --> 00:07:55,073 婆惜佢係點諗嘅呢? 81 00:07:56,410 --> 00:08:02,678 我只係等住張三嚟嘅啫,哼,今晚畀扠𢰸檔添,真係眼中釘啊。 82 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:11,182 嗰個嘢吖,仲指意我好似從前噉,咁下氣呀,老娘而家真係唔騷你啊。 83 00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:17,013 只有話撐船就岸嘅啫,幾時見過撐岸就船㗎? 84 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,388 你唔嚟睬我呀,老娘啱晒。 85 00:08:21,558 --> 00:08:27,991 當晚,兩個就喺燈下面對面坐喺處,都唔出聲,各懷心事。 86 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:35,108 宋江坐喺張馬杌處望下婆惜,歎咗口氣,哈又歎口氣。 87 00:08:36,086 --> 00:08:47,445 約莫過咗二更,嗰個女人又冇除衣服,就噉就上床,挨住個枕頭擰轉身,將塊面對住裏便埲墻,自己有自己瞓嘞喎。 88 00:08:48,459 --> 00:08:51,561 宋江見到乜噉㗎,佢諗: 89 00:08:51,654 --> 00:08:57,727 吖豈有此理呢個賤人吖,吖睬都唔睬我噉就一個人瞓㗎喇,哈。 90 00:08:59,032 --> 00:09:07,499 我今日畀嗰個伯爺婆吟咗成晚,又畀佢勸咗幾杯酒,哎呀頂唔住,又咁夜咯,仲係瞓罷啦。 91 00:09:09,075 --> 00:09:16,830 於是佢就除咗頭巾,放喺張枱處,除咗件面衫,搭喺衣架上便,又解低條腰帶; 92 00:09:17,543 --> 00:09:22,674 腰帶上面係掛住一把匕首同一個招文袋,又將嚟掛喺床拼處; 93 00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:28,216 然後除咗鞋襪上床,同婆惜啊尖頭對腳瞓低嘞。 94 00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:34,590 過咗半個更,宋江就聽見婆惜喺度冷笑喎。 95 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:40,008 宋江嘅心啊梗係翳定啦仲點瞓得着吖。 96 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:46,966 自古都有話:歡娛就嫌夜短啊,寂寞恨更長吖嘛。 97 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:53,272 到咗三更,已經係半夜喇,呢個時候,宋江啲酒亦已經醒。 98 00:09:53,787 --> 00:10:05,140 夾硬捱到五更,宋江就起身,喺面盆就噉用冷水洗咗面,着返面衫,戴好頭巾,鬧咗一聲話:哼!你呢個賊賤人,真係無禮! 99 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:12,553 哈,婆惜原來又係冇瞓着嘅,聽到宋江鬧佢就擰轉身嚟應咗佢一句話: 100 00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:14,823 你都唔知醜嘅。 101 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:19,719 頂心頂肺,宋江就忍住啖氣落樓。 102 00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:24,108 閻婆聽見腳步響,就喺鋪床處話喇: 103 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:33,135 押司瞓下添啦,等天光至去啦,無情白事,五更咁早就起身做乜嘢喎。 104 00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:37,576 宋江亦唔應佢,只係顧住開門。 105 00:10:38,252 --> 00:10:43,257 閻婆又話喇:押司你出咗去,同我閂返道門至好噃吓。 106 00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:47,142 宋江出咗門口跟手就同佢㧬返埋道門。 107 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:51,344 佢忍住成肚氣,就一直行返去自己住嘅地方。 108 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:58,807 佢經過縣衙門前便嘅時候,見到有一眼燈光光猛猛噉掛喺度。 109 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:06,270 望下過去,呵呵,原來係賣滋補湯藥嘅王公,嚟呢處趕早市啊。 110 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:12,783 個伯父見係宋江嚟就話喇:咦,誒押司乜今朝咁早出嚟啊? 111 00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:18,905 宋江話喇:尋晚飲醉咗酒,聽錯咗打更。 112 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:25,666 押司尋晚飲醉酒咩?嗱,飲返碗醒酒二陳湯呢。 113 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:26,973 好啊,好啊。 114 00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:33,879 宋江噉就喺張凳處坐落,個伯父呢𢳂咗一碗融融嘅二陳湯畀宋江。 115 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:42,300 宋江飲完就突然間諗起嘞,自己時時飲佢嘅湯水,佢都未曾問自己要過錢嘅。 116 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:47,689 以前係曾經應承過送副棺材畀佢,一直都未曾畀。 117 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:58,444 而家啱喇,尋日晁蓋送啲金嚟,受咗佢一條放喺招文袋裏便嚟,不如送咗畀佢做棺材本,等佢歡喜下都好吖噉。 118 00:11:59,257 --> 00:12:07,672 於是宋江就話喇:王公呀,早嗰排我應承送啲錢畀你做棺材本,一直都未曾畀過你。 119 00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:15,943 而家我呢度有條金條愛嚟送畀你,噉你就去陳三郎嗰處買返副棺材,擠定喺屋企嚟啦。 120 00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:21,533 到你百年歸壽咯,我到時再畀啲錢你送終啦。 121 00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:33,268 哈哈哈哈哈哈,哎呀恩主啊,你時時都咁關照我呢個伯爺公,又多得你送終身壽具畀我; 122 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:40,208 唉,我呢世人呀,唔能夠報答你啊,等來世做驢做馬,再嚟報答押司你係啦。 123 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:42,388 唔好噉講。 124 00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:49,188 宋江掀起衫襟就想去攞個招文袋出嚟,咦?弊喇,唔喺度! 125 00:12:50,761 --> 00:12:57,483 佢諗:呢趟苦喇,尋晚賴低咗喺個賤人張床拼上面添。 126 00:12:58,154 --> 00:13:03,548 今朝早一時嬲起上嚟,顧住快啲扯就唔記得攞返嚟掛喺條腰處。 127 00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:12,149 唉,嗰幾兩黃金唔算得乜嘢啊,弊在我係用晁蓋寄嚟嗰封信包住啲金㗎嘛。 128 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,778 我本來想喺酒樓嗰陣時當堂就燒咗封信㗎喇。 129 00:13:17,479 --> 00:13:25,739 不過當住劉唐面一燒,又怕佢返去講起嘅時候,以為我唔將佢哋放喺心嚟,噉就冇燒到。 130 00:13:26,427 --> 00:13:31,719 當時想話返到屋企先至燒啦,吖點知又畀閻婆纏咗我去。 131 00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:38,789 尋晚黑,本來就想喺眼燈處燒咗佢嘅,之又怕畀嗰個賤人見到,故此又冇燒到。 132 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:43,365 今朝早,走得匆匆忙忙,估唔到噉就賴低咗。 133 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:52,065 哎呀係噃,我平時見到婆惜都睇下啲曲本,識得幾個字嘅,如果畀佢攞到就惡搞咯。 134 00:13:53,357 --> 00:13:57,072 宋江諗咗呢度,坐唔落喇,佢企起身話: 135 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:03,242 阿公,真係唔好意思喇,唔係我講大話,啲金條呢,係放喺個招文袋處。 136 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:08,659 點知出嚟出得匆匆忙忙,賴低咗喺屋企添,我而家返去攞嚟畀你吓。 137 00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:14,492 唔好去攞咯押司,哈哈哈,聽日慢慢至畀我唔遲吖。 138 00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:19,252 阿公,你唔知嘞,我仲有啲嘢擠喺處㗎,我要去攞至得。 139 00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:23,574 講完宋江就慌慌忙忙趯返去閻婆屋企。 140 00:14:25,442 --> 00:14:33,501 而家返轉頭講下嗰個閻婆惜,佢聽住宋江出咗門口嘞,就爬起身自言自語噉話: 141 00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:38,667 哼嗰個嘢吖,運桔咗老娘成晚搞到我瞓唔着。 142 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:44,676 嗰個嘢真係唔知衰啊,想老娘同你低聲下氣呀,發夢啦你! 143 00:14:45,523 --> 00:14:50,806 老娘呀就係鍾意張三嘅啫,鬼睬你啊,你唔上門就最啱。 144 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:57,582 佢個口一便噏,一便就鋪開張被,除咗衫裙,想瞓返一覺。 145 00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:04,564 床前盞燈就好光,照見床拼上面搭住宋江嗰條紫羅腰帶。 146 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:16,545 婆惜一眼擸到就笑住話:黑三嗰個嘢咁論盡,賴低咗條腰帶喺度添啊,好,等老娘攞起佢,愛嚟送畀張三攬至得。 147 00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:23,999 噉佢順手就攞起條腰帶咯喎,佢用手一搦,就連招文袋同把匕首都搦起嚟。 148 00:15:24,546 --> 00:15:33,321 嗯?個袋有啲墜手㗎噃,就攞到張枱處一扽,好喇,扽咗啲金同封信出嚟。 149 00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:42,272 婆惜搦起手嚟,喺燈下照住一睇,嘩嗨,黃棖棖一條金條。 150 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:49,122 婆惜歡喜嘞,佢笑住話:哎呀,真係天跌落嚟畀我同張三買嘢食嘅。 151 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:55,851 呢幾日呀,我見到張三,瘦咗咁多,正係想買啲嘢返嚟補下佢㗎喇。 152 00:15:57,504 --> 00:16:02,448 佢放低條金條,又攞起封信,喺燈下打開嚟睇。 153 00:16:03,364 --> 00:16:08,397 哦,原來寫住晁蓋佢哋好多嘢嘅。 154 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:18,988 婆惜睇完封信就話喇:好啊,我即估話只有水桶跌落井嘅啫,原來亦會有個井跌落水桶嘅。 155 00:16:19,325 --> 00:16:24,701 我正係要同張三兩個做夫妻,就係多你個宋江喺度掗掗拃拃。 156 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:28,036 今日呀你都撞正喺我隻手嚟啊呢。 157 00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:35,354 哼!原來你同梁山泊啲大賊通同來往,佢哋送一百兩金畀你。 158 00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:40,187 好,你死喇你,等老娘慢慢嚟整頓下你至得。 159 00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:46,844 於是佢又將封信照原樣包好條金條,放返落個招文袋裏便。 160 00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:51,194 哼!我唔怕你叫神仙嚟攝咗佢去。 161 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:57,917 婆惜正喺樓上自言自語,只聽見樓下咿噉開門聲。 162 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,568 伯爺婆就問嘞:邊個啊? 163 00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:02,669 宋江話我啊噉。 164 00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:10,218 伯爺婆又話喇:我都話仲早咯,押司你又唔信,係要去,早過頭返嚟係呢。 165 00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:13,954 快啲去同阿女瞓下添,天光至扯啦。 166 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,619 宋江亦唔答佢,一直就走上樓嘞。 167 00:17:18,983 --> 00:17:27,442 嗰個婆惜一聽見係宋江返嚟唄,喇喇聲將腰帶、匕首、招文袋捲埋一齊,收埋喺被竇裏便。 168 00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:33,605 自己就即刻上床𢫏冚張被,緊緊噉貼住床裏便噘噘聲詐瞓嘞喎。 169 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:41,708 宋江撞到入房,直情就行埋去床拼處想攞腰帶啦,弊,唔見咗喇。 170 00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:48,858 宋江嘅心慌,冇辦法啦,只有忍住尋晚嗰啖氣用隻手去㧬下閻婆惜話: 171 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:55,685 喂,喂喂喂,唔該你喇,睇在我往日嘅情份,畀返個招文袋我呢。 172 00:17:56,691 --> 00:18:02,683 婆惜就話:老娘正喺度瞓緊啊,邊個喺度搞我啫! 173 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,078 你明知係我㗎啦,仲詐咩嘢諦呢? 174 00:18:08,568 --> 00:18:12,566 婆惜霎聲擰轉身嚟話:黑三,你講咩嘩? 175 00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:14,838 還返個招文袋畀我啦。 176 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:20,612 你喺邊度交畀我手㗎?吓?吖走嚟問我攞喎。 177 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:25,957 我賴低喺床拼上便,呢處又冇人嚟過,係你搦起咗個啫。 178 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:27,830 啋!撞鬼你咩! 179 00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:35,114 尋晚係我唔啱咯,聽日我同你賠禮係啦,你還返畀我呢,唔好玩喇。 180 00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:39,238 哈邊個同你玩啫,我係冇搦過啊。 181 00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:46,219 你先頭都冇除衫瞓嘅,而家你係冚住張被,梗係起身嚟攞被冚嘅時候搦嘅。 182 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:58,761 好喇,閻婆惜發惡喇,只見佢豎起堂眼眉,碌大雙眼話:搦就係老娘搦咗喇,就係唔還返畀你。 183 00:18:59,332 --> 00:19:02,664 你去嗌官府嘅人嚟啦,嚟拉我當賊辦啦。 184 00:19:03,595 --> 00:19:05,486 我冇冤戾你做賊噃。 185 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,889 噉你知老娘唔係賊啊呢? 186 00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:13,008 宋江聽佢噉講,個心就越發慌嘞。 187 00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:20,322 佢話:我待你兩母女都冇咩對唔住㗎,唔該你還返畀我啦,我要去辦公㗎喇。 188 00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:25,981 哼,平日就怪我同張三有窿路。 189 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:32,517 係啊,佢係有啲唔及你啊,不過亦唔係要捱一刀嘅罪犯嚟噃。 190 00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:36,800 點都叻過你同啲攔路打劫嘅大賊打同通啊。 191 00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:43,176 哎呀好姐姐啊,唔好嗌啊唔好嗌,畀隔籬聽到,唔係講玩㗎。 192 00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:48,259 你怕畀人聽到,你就唔好做啦。 193 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:52,487 呢封信呢,老娘要收到佢密密。 194 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:57,806 如果你想我放過你,你應承我三件事啦。 195 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:02,839 哦,咪講話三件事吖,就算係三十件我都應承你。 196 00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:06,122 至怕你唔肯應承噃。 197 00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,081 該做就做,邊三件事呢? 198 00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:18,912 嗱,你聽住喇,第一件,從今日起,你將我押咗畀你嗰張文書還返畀我; 199 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:25,597 然後另外寫過一張文書畀我,任從我改嫁畀張三,以後永不爭執。 200 00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:28,666 得,呢件我應承你。 201 00:20:29,872 --> 00:20:41,542 第二件,我頭上戴嘅,身上着嘅,房間裏便使用嘅,雖然都係你買嘅,噉你亦都要寫一張文書,唔准你日後嚟攞返嘅。 202 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:44,051 好,呢件亦應承你。 203 00:20:44,899 --> 00:20:49,697 噉,第三件就怕你唔肯應承嘞噃。 204 00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:54,253 兩件都應承咗你咯,點解呢件又唔應承得呢? 205 00:20:55,893 --> 00:21:01,809 嗱,梁山泊嗰個晁蓋,唔係送咗一百兩黃金畀你嘅? 206 00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:10,204 你快啲攞嚟交畀老娘啦,噉老娘就放過你呢場天字第一號嘅官司,還返個招文袋畀你係啦。 207 00:21:10,955 --> 00:21:14,906 乜,唉,嗰頭兩件我應承你。 208 00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:21,824 之呢一百兩黃金,冇錯係佢送嚟畀我,之我冇要佢嘅,都要佢帶返扯嘞。 209 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,367 如果真係有咯,我雙手送畀你。 210 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:31,448 係唔係呢?開講有話,差人見錢就好似烏蠅見血。 211 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:40,309 嘿嘿,佢使人送金畀你,你推返轉頭唔要都有嘅,講啲噉嘅說話出嚟,唔係放屁。 212 00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:46,576 做差人嘅,有邊隻貓衣唔食魚腥嘅?你想呃邊個吖? 213 00:21:47,342 --> 00:21:50,465 畀咗呢一百兩黃金過我,算得乜嘢吖你? 214 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:57,079 嗱,如果你怕人哋認得係賊贓,噉你咪將啲金熔過嚟畀我咯。 215 00:21:58,086 --> 00:22:01,158 你都知道我係個老實人,唔會講大話㗎啦。 216 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:10,774 你如果唔信,唉噉啦,你限我三日,我賣咗啲家產攞一百兩黃金嚟畀你係啦,噉得嘞掛? 217 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,462 好喇好喇,唔該你還返個招文袋畀我啦。 218 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:22,605 哼哼哼,你呢個黑三真係精啊,噉樣氹我,你當我係細佬哥啊? 219 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:31,371 哦,我還咗個招文袋同嗰封信畀你先,過咗三日先至去問你攞一百兩黃金係嘛? 220 00:22:31,945 --> 00:22:35,907 嗰陣你過咗海都係神仙喇,仲理我咩? 221 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:40,033 哼哼,我係一手交錢一手交貨。 222 00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:42,956 你快啲攞嚟兩相交割啦。 223 00:22:43,842 --> 00:22:46,169 我真係冇呢一百兩金嘅呢。 224 00:22:46,552 --> 00:22:53,316 哦?噉聽日去到公堂上便,你亦係講話冇呢一百兩金咯喎? 225 00:22:54,594 --> 00:23:02,537 宋江唔聽見公堂呢兩個字由自可,一聽見公堂兩個字呀,即刻怒氣沖天,點都忍唔住喇。 226 00:23:02,955 --> 00:23:05,455 佢瞪大雙眼話:你還唔還啊? 227 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:10,588 你咁惡咩?哎呀我真係要快啲還畀你呢嚱? 228 00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:12,946 你真係唔還係嘛? 229 00:23:13,448 --> 00:23:16,903 唔還唔還唔還唔還,一百個唔還,一千個唔還! 230 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,937 你想我還呀?喺鄆城縣府還畀你啦。 231 00:23:22,057 --> 00:23:26,282 婆惜唔肯還,宋江就嚟掹婆惜冚嘅嗰張被咯喎。 232 00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:36,417 婆惜因為啲嘢喺身邊嚟嘅嘛,唔顧得張被咁多喇,兩隻手,將嗰啲嘢緊緊噉喺胸前攬到實。 233 00:23:37,322 --> 00:23:42,901 宋江一下掹開咗張被,見到條腰帶頭喺婆惜嘅胸前髧咗落嚟。 234 00:23:43,431 --> 00:23:44,916 原來係喺呢度嚟! 235 00:23:45,354 --> 00:23:48,695 一不做二不休,就用兩隻手嚟搶喇。 236 00:23:49,401 --> 00:23:56,415 婆惜啊梗係唔放手啦,宋江喺床邊唔要命咁搶,婆惜呢就死都唔放。 237 00:23:57,207 --> 00:24:04,092 宋江出死力一擢,誒,就將嗰把匕首擢咗出嚟喎,宋江即刻執起喺手嚟。 238 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:08,878 嗰個婆惜見到宋江搶咗把劍仔揸住喺手就大嗌話: 239 00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:11,488 黑三郎殺人喇噉咯喎。 240 00:24:12,877 --> 00:24:17,551 唔嗌殺人冇事,一聲嗌就提醒咗宋江呢個念頭添。 241 00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:21,141 宋江嗰一肚氣呀正係冇埞出呢。 242 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:34,278 婆惜正嗌得第二聲,宋江左手就撳住閻婆惜,右手把刀就插落去,喺正婆惜嘅喉嚨處一邋,啪啲血就飚出嚟。 243 00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:38,144 嗰個女人仲喺度呀呀聲噉喺度嗌喎。 244 00:24:38,547 --> 00:24:43,274 宋江怕佢唔死再加一刀,個人頭就跌咗落枕頭嘞。 245 00:24:44,763 --> 00:24:51,382 宋江殺咗閻婆惜,攞返個招文袋,扲咗嗰封信出嚟就喺盞燈處燒咗佢。 246 00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:53,640 攬返條腰帶就落樓。 247 00:24:54,956 --> 00:25:01,248 嗰個伯爺婆喺樓下瞓㗎,初初聽見佢哋兩個喺度嗌交,都唔係點在意嘅。 248 00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:07,152 收尾聽見個女嗌咗一聲話黑三郎殺人喇噉,咦,咩嘢事啊喂? 249 00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:13,826 連隨跳起身着返件衫,棱棱聲趯上樓睇下啦,啱啱同宋江撞到應。 250 00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:18,336 閻婆就問佢話喇:你哋兩個嘈乜嘢唧? 251 00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:22,322 你個女好無禮,畀我殺咗喇。 252 00:25:22,991 --> 00:25:36,803 吓?嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿睇你講啲乜嘢吖,係咯喎,押司你好惡啊,酒品又唔好啊,專門要殺人啊,嘿嘿嘿嘿,哎呀押司,唔好同我伯爺婆講笑喇。 253 00:25:37,844 --> 00:25:42,731 你唔信呀,你入去房睇下喇,我真係殺咗佢。 254 00:25:43,432 --> 00:25:44,454 我唔信。 255 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:52,793 閻婆推開房門入去一睇,誒呀,啲血淋淋成個死屍攤喺度。 256 00:25:53,649 --> 00:25:59,193 閻婆就話喇:唉,唉陰公咯,點做算啦? 257 00:25:59,961 --> 00:26:04,596 宋江話:我係個好漢,我一世都唔走,隨你話點都好啦。 258 00:26:05,139 --> 00:26:16,748 哎呀,呢個衰鬼,確係唔好嘅,押司你冇殺錯,之可憐我呢個伯爺婆,冇人贍養啫。 259 00:26:17,728 --> 00:26:22,114 呢層唔緊要,既然你係噉講,噉你就唔使憂心嘅。 260 00:26:22,741 --> 00:26:28,149 我都有啲錢嘅,總之等你豐衣足食,快快活活,過呢下半世就係嘞。 261 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:40,008 誒,誒噉就好咯,真係,多謝押司你喇,誒之我個女而家死喺鋪床嚟,噉點樣做埋啲後事好呢? 262 00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:45,785 呢層就容易啫,等我去陳三郎嗰處買副棺材畀你啦。 263 00:26:46,978 --> 00:26:53,501 等陣啲仵作嚟同佢入殮嘅時候,我會吩咐佢哋㗎喇,然後我畀十兩銀過你做使用啦。 264 00:26:54,911 --> 00:27:06,180 噉欸,多謝晒喇,吖押司呀,最好啊,趁個天未光,搵副棺材嚟殮咗佢先好噃,唔好畀啲街坊睇到乜嘢影頭啊。 265 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:11,604 噉亦好,你攞紙筆嚟,等我寫張字條你去攞啦。 266 00:27:12,323 --> 00:27:18,468 哎呀,寫張字條都係唔得嘅,要押司你親自去攞噉至快㗎。 267 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,117 噉亦係,我同埋你而家去啦。 268 00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:31,383 兩個人落咗樓,閻婆入去房攞咗鎖匙,出咗大門口就鎖好道街門,袋返起鎖匙。 269 00:27:32,187 --> 00:27:41,857 宋江同閻婆一路行,行到縣衙門前便,呢個時候個天仲係好早未曾光,縣衙門啊啱啱開門。 270 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:51,523 嗰個閻婆行到衙門口左便嘅時候,突然間一手揦住宋江,大聲噉嗌話:呢度有個殺人賊啊! 271 00:27:51,976 --> 00:27:56,052 嚇到宋江啊滴滴震,即刻揞住佢嘅嘴話:唔好嗌啊! 272 00:27:56,691 --> 00:27:59,308 嘿,仲邊度揞得住吖! 273 00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:05,462 衙門前便有幾個差人,聽見閻婆喺度嗌就行埋嚟睇下。 274 00:28:06,077 --> 00:28:09,070 見到原來係宋江,就勸閻婆話喇: 275 00:28:09,545 --> 00:28:13,765 你個伯爺婆你嘈乜嘢啊,押司唔係啲噉嘅人嚟,有事慢慢講。 276 00:28:14,441 --> 00:28:21,299 閻婆就話喇:佢正係兇手嚟㗎,快啲同我捉住佢啦,拉佢去衙門啦! 277 00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:26,923 究竟宋江有冇畀人捉到呢?噉就下次先至講喇。