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i like the one where the fireman tells us why we should vote yes.

don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.

don't believe him! whatever the tv ads tell you, the opposite is true.

but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."

but the title of measure 1 is "better schools at no cost."

the title should be "better schools at huge cost."

the title should be "better schools at huge cost."

i can't believe that they would lie to us.

i can't believe that they would lie to us.

of course they lie—that's what politicians do!

i have a stomachache.

is it something you ate?

is it something you ate?

maybe. i'm not sure.

maybe. i'm not sure.

what did you have for breakfast?

what did you have for breakfast?

the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.

the usual, cereal with milk and a banana.

maybe the milk was bad.

maybe the milk was bad.

it didn't smell bad.

it didn't smell bad.

maybe the banana was bad.

maybe the banana was bad.

no, the banana was delicious.

no, the banana was delicious.

maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.

maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.

no, that's not the problem.

no, that's not the problem.

maybe it will go away in a little while.

what's this stain?

i don't know.

i don't know.

it looks like blood.

it looks like blood.

i think my nose was bleeding.

i think my nose was bleeding.

you should wet your shirt immediately.

you should wet your shirt immediately.

why?

why?

because that gets the blood out of the shirt.

because that gets the blood out of the shirt.

what's a little blood?

what's a little blood?

your white shirt is ruined.

your white shirt is ruined.

so, i'll just buy another one.

so, i'll just buy another one.

you can wear this one around the house.

you can wear this one around the house.

next time i'll soak it immediately.

my fingers hurt.

why do they hurt?

why do they hurt?

i type too much.

i type too much.

you should take a break.

you should take a break.

i need to type to make money.

i need to type to make money.

but typing is causing you pain.

but typing is causing you pain.

maybe i should see a doctor.

maybe i should see a doctor.

doctors are too expensive.

doctors are too expensive.

he might tell me to rest for a while.

he might tell me to rest for a while.

he might want to cut you open.

he might want to cut you open.

he might say i'm okay.

he might say i'm okay.

he might say you have bone cancer.

what did the doctor say?

he thinks i have too much stress.

he thinks i have too much stress.

stress causes your stomachaches?

stress causes your stomachaches?

stress causes different problems with different people.

stress causes different problems with different people.

so what did he tell you to do?

so what did he tell you to do?

he said i need to think positive.

he said i need to think positive.

he didn't give you any medication?

he didn't give you any medication?

i hate medication. it makes me feel different.

i hate medication. it makes me feel different.

so how do you think positive?

so how do you think positive?

i think about nice things.

i think about nice things.

like what?

like what?

like a day at the beach, with my toes in the sand.

i cut my finger.

how did you do that?

how did you do that?

it's a paper cut.

it's a paper cut.

paper can be dangerous.

paper can be dangerous.

it hurts, too.

it hurts, too.

paper cuts can hurt a lot.

paper cuts can hurt a lot.

where are the band-aids?

where are the band-aids?

i think they're in the medicine cabinet.

i think they're in the medicine cabinet.

it's on the tip of my finger.

it's on the tip of my finger.

a band-aid might not work.

a band-aid might not work.

i must not use this finger until the cut heals.

i must not use this finger until the cut heals.

it might take a day or two to heal.

do you smell that?

oh, yes.

oh, yes.

i can't stand cigarette smoke.

i can't stand cigarette smoke.

it smells so bad.

it smells so bad.

one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.

one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk.

smokers think they are so cool.

smokers think they are so cool.

they are so weak.

they are so weak.

a little cigarette controls them.

a little cigarette controls them.

they look so stupid taking a puff.

they look so stupid taking a puff.

and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.

and then they blow smoke out of their mouth.

they think it's cool.

they think it's cool.

cigarettes stink.

do you have a cold?

yes, i do.

yes, i do.

how did you get it?

how did you get it?

my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.

my sister had a cold. she gave it to me.

have you taken anything for your cold?

have you taken anything for your cold?

no, i just blow my nose a lot.

no, i just blow my nose a lot.

your nose is stopped up?

your nose is stopped up?

yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.

yes. i have to breathe through my mouth.

have you tried nose drops?

have you tried nose drops?

no, i don't like nose drops.

no, i don't like nose drops.

they work great.

they work great.

i don't care. i don't like to put drops in my nose.

would you put suntan lotion on my back, please?

sure.

sure.

thank you.

thank you.

you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.

you shouldn't lie in the sun for too long.

i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.

i want to get a tan. i don't want to look so pale.

what's wrong with looking pale?

what's wrong with looking pale?

people think you might be sick.

people think you might be sick.

who thinks that?

who thinks that?

i don't know.

i don't know.

it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.

it's better to be pale than to have skin cancer.

i know that.

i know that.

so why are you arguing with me? don't lie in the sun too long!

i can't quit smoking.

of course you can.

of course you can.

i don't have enough will power.

i don't have enough will power.

of course you do.

of course you do.

i wish i had never started.

i wish i had never started.

so does every smoker.

so does every smoker.

i've tried to quit so many times.

i've tried to quit so many times.

so has everyone else.