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+{"id":"1d5kg4p","text":"illuminati is a myth. It's supposedly a secret society that has penetrated every institution of power and secretly controls the world.\n\nwe even have the Indian version of illuminati - the navaratnas.\n\nthese are myths people make so that they can escape from blaming themselves for their own failures.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvjpd7","text":"These terrorists want only one thing, to keep Kashmir underdeveloped so that unrest will be the norm.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d66m7s","text":"Poor guy... His Instagram comments are full of Hardik fans abusing \/trolling him... Poor sods don't realise that this guy is gay and unlikely to have had a affair with Natasa bhabhi","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"Was she playing pub G?\n\nOn a serious note tho, om Shanti ","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4nhvi","text":"I wish Kalki and DP were friends the way Ranbir and ARK are, it would be nice to see (nothing wrong with them not being close either, but just saying)","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4zoc4","text":"It's very likely that the victim and her family are dalits while the perpetrators are from some dominant OBC caste.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d058fa","text":"Straight up suicide attempt hai","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2fg4p","text":"Demonize is a strong word. And not Mughals, just that Aurangzeb. Dara Shikoh, his brother, would have united India with his already refined interest in all religions. Aurangzeb was a deeply religious\/devout Muslim ruler. And while you are not wrong about destruction of temples as a power move, you cannot blame the people for disliking him. As far as the other rulers are concerned, they hold no special place in most people's mind, unlike Aurangzeb who has been portrayed as the upholder of law and peace.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cx27t3","text":"There is voicemail but mostly in postpaid. The usage is low and these things costs money, companies prefer to give out cheap data and unlimited calls at lower costs compared to all the frills like voicemails and bundles. People just send a voice text on their phone instead if they think its useful.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5de56","text":"Gurus performance just pales in comparison to Diljit..","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0qht3","text":"So wholesome","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4woha","text":"How believable is KRK exactly??","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2g9s8","text":"This is merchandise trade deficit. The overall trade deficit including services was USD 78.12 billion which is less than USD 121.62 billion in 2022-23.\n\nWe are reducing our trade deficit and still there is a lot of scope for for further reduction. \n\nOverall we are at good spot considering that we also  have the highest remittances in 2023-24 at around USD 125 billion.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvil0r","text":"BMC is literally the most corrupt muni in India and probably Asia. Some babu made money and people are dead. Honourable courts will not take Suo moto here to order investigation they are too busy enjoying summer vacations.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2gchc","text":"The road is smooth as well","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvguef","text":"This thing should be taught in schools.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czek4y","text":"Mera Arvind Mahan ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0h0x1","text":"He is the one who made Punjab a target for conversions and gave free hand to Christian missionaries","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czlfop","text":"Everyone is busy with optics and image management","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1mar3","text":"He writes the essay tho.","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d0xxv9","text":"His supporters are becoming Dictators...","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cwa8gy","text":"What the fuck are you ,I am confused. Why are you supporting a plebiscite in kashmir?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvh9xl","text":"so calming, perfect music choice.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czi8ly","text":"He's projecting lol","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d39bol","text":"Desh jal raha hai","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"Hahaha I wouldn\u2019t say one time watch too Jhanvi has definitely improved in acting ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cylain","text":"Thank you, means a lot. Still trying to find myself","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4rjat","text":"We telugu people have elected a criminal who has more than 50 cases against him as a CM of the state .balakrishna is one of many problems we have. \n\nIf you deep dive into tollywood politics you will find how worst Bala Krishna is .he belongs to one of the most powerful families in Andhra Pradesh history . unfortunately anything which comes against him will be scrapped as pretty much the whole media is under them. \n\nAt least the present generation actors look decent and don't have many controversies unlike the former ones.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5siev","text":"What about Lick my shoes?\n\n![gif](giphy|12msOFU8oL1eww)","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4oc74","text":">The Ministry of Road Transport and Highways (MORTH) is developing a plan to build dedicated lanes for two-wheelers on state highways and urban roads, along with pedestrian foot-over bridges (FOBs) or underpasses on major urban arterial roads.\n\nMORTH is a central government ministry. State highways and urban roads are under state government control. Administration at the state level in India is usually abysmal. The bad state of Indian traffic is completely due to bad implementation at the state level. MORTH will incentivize states to build this infrastructure but I doubt any state will actually take this seriously just like many other central schemes. Especially the opposition ruled states.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d06syq","text":"This is not the first case of rich fucks killing random people and getting away easil. In some cases punishment was a joke; 6 month jail and 1200 rs fine. \n\n\n\nOur law enforcement and judiciary are both biggest jokes. I guess some mob justice is needed for these mofos so that it would be a lesson for others who think they can buy everything with money.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d685g4","text":"Exactly. The movement was turned from harmless YouTube subscriber battle to racist one which actually got the attention of Indians.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5tav7","text":"Why did i read shashi tharoor damn","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"Damn","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"Just like the elephant! \n\n\/S","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1cvjpd7","text":"lumber 1 army being cowards as they are, fucking having to use terrorists to destabilize the region, aukad to nahi hai, sirf katore mei bhik magna aata hai","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4xblr","text":"I thought it was a cute movie! It\u2019s been a while but I remember liking it. They both looked so gorgeous!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxdrnr","text":"If you read till the bottom there's a disclaimer: Those aren't RBI's views that's the opinion of the author .\n\nThis is a fluff piece and should be discounted appropriately.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4wjb1","text":"How did she move about and dispense her duties as the cabin crew with so much gold stocked where the sun don't shine","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4hxsu","text":"It\u2019s embarrassing because I get judged a lot by family for it and it makes me feel terrible when I don\u2019t eat when guests have cooked.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5lfg1","text":"you get the same stuff from decathlon- definitely priced lesser","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5huyb","text":"yes she's ALWAYS been a pick me. and loves to publicly gloat about the films that she was offered and didn't end up doing - extremely unprofessional.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"Wese PR stunt bhi hosakta hai but If they\u2019ve truly part ways then \n\nIt was good to see a independent older women dating whoever she wants despite the rabid trolling, but at the same time I always felt a lil bad for Arbaaz and Arpita (going by rumours)","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxstyk","text":"I got banned from r\/Bengaluru XD. some people were actually defending this guy and changing the issue completely and blaming \"northies\" bringing up racism and our \"toxic culture\".","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3xn02","text":"One 17 years old d\\*ckhead took away:\n\n1. Job of 3 Doctors\n2. Driver's job\n3. Father in jail\n4. Grandfather in jail\n5. Mother soon to be in jail\n6. 2 young adult casualties\n7. 2 family of those young adults\n\nWhat next?\n\nWill surely take job of Judges, and lawyers? Or, police wala?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5knzw","text":"Teach them humanity","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"Looks like some IAS babu's portfolio underperformed... \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d3858e","text":"Thanda-thanda, cool-cool! ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d50cmu","text":"Her pr person I guess","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4ciql","text":"This sounds absolutely foul to the ordinary educated mindset who'll take shit from no one but I believe you speak from experience and are absolutely correct at your place. Understood. Will keep this in mind and come back to this comment time and again. Thank you for writing this.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d68j47","text":"If this movie works in Hindi belt, she'll be first one to take all the credit. But if it doesn't, then its not her movie. Deepika is not that different from Alia despite both their fandoms hating each other.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0gjgx","text":"**Hindus are the most affected by unemployment.**","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d058fa","text":"It's more fun in monsoon","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5cbvc","text":"Avinash Tiwari and Siddhant Gupta. \n\nRohit Saraf isn't that good of an actor but I have a soft spot for him and hope he does well. \n\nAlso, from the ones not on this list. \n\nAdarsh Gourav has been amazing in everything till now. \n\nSparsh Shrivastav \n\nMihir Ahuja was so good in Made in Heaven, sadly he didn't have much to do in Archie's but still did well. \n\nRitwik Bhowmick. Can't wait for Bandish bandits","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4rryw","text":"RK is looking absolutely stunning... totally nailed this look! ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4yy65","text":"When has their situation ever been good? Their entire focus has been on palestine and india during their entire existence","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5o5hr","text":"Yeah this is just as expected, 400 was too optimistic, 360-370 is reasonable","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":"This shows our beloved PMO's thought process..","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4no5g","text":"Mujhe ameer banana hai","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4mio4","text":"Get a internet plan instead something like what Jio offers..","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"Cost of procuring new tech and equipment as well as training staff on it.\n\n\nQuality of labour is low hence simpler methods are better suited.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"It's the lack of funding. I've worked in research abroad, the talent in India is 10x better but there's just no money to do anything impactful. And ofcourse to pay young researchers a meaningful salary.\n\nSo the good ones either shift away from research (like i did) or move abroad. It's only the less than mediocre talent that remains which ofcourse dominos into poor research, toxic workplaces & taking advantage of young researchers.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5fcvf","text":"It\u2019s more like a PR cost for them and to show rest of the normal folks about how rich they are\u2026","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d06w29","text":"Chalo kal chakra badal raha hai..katte ki jagah gaadi aur pathar se gang war ho raha hai. What has happened to this beautiful state. I really loved it when I lived there. Really saddened.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d509fn","text":"She was with bulgari so she had to say that ahahh","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5pfy4","text":"Great picks","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxv1k2","text":"Instead of making these costly unnecessary things, the govt. should've distributed all the money to BPL card holders like me ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20097) s\/","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d41hax","text":"The petitioners should have brought in J. Sai Deepak. This is like his whole thing. #SanatanKhatreMeHai \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4uxpf","text":"the yuckiest one was the kareena - shahid floating on the internet. it was all tongue and saliva.\n\nemraan hashmi sucked the shit out of his heroines. i used to find tanushree dutta hot until i saw her real pics during that nana fiasco","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4p9vp","text":"Rectal Cargo.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d67df2","text":"My dumb ass thought it was Twinkle khanna!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d66y29","text":">418 or 475 it regardless is a hit movie.\n\nHaa haa , jese srk fanclub mai 475cr \"REAL COLLECTION\" hai dunki ka utni hi HIT hai dunki","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4sbsg","text":"I can promise you it isn't","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2d8qx","text":"see the timing.. Elections","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d28zko","text":"Bohot badiya bana hai !!!!!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5eu6n","text":"When will the family dog get arrested? By now, it's blood samples have surely been submitted somewhere.","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d1lqeu","text":"No saar he is a varry talented dactur","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4nrbr","text":"I love anthology love stories too! I wish they could still be made with A listers but I don't see it happening tho.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d38evk","text":"Friends with benefits with congress","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d0hoxx","text":"I live on the top floor and my AC no longer works.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4vpgx","text":"yes he is a simp for her...but he genuinely may have liked her performance, and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. can't force him to have exactly the same opinion you do. this applies for every reviewer out there - they are just humans like us with their own tastes and preferences. we just have to see which  reviewer's tastes aligns with ours and make our own judgements about whether a film is worth our time\/money or not. more often than not jammy and baddy align with my tastes, but sometimes i disagree with them too. doesn't make them wrong and me right - this is all so subjective!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxzgh6","text":"What is this joke?\n\nThis guy killed two people.\n\n>The police have also seized a bill of Rs 48,000 from a bar where the minor had gone prior to the accident that killed the two IT professionals\n\nImagine how rich these assholes are that a 17 year old is blowing 48k on a night out.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0vml6","text":"Congress has become B team of AAP. Congress leaders have no reason to exist if they want to oppose Kejruddin, all thanks to Rahul baba and his love for photo-ops. No wonder leaders are leaving the party.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4wszp","text":"Went to ambani and Adanis vault .","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d0ryxh","text":"Thank heavens for people like him. He did what media should have done.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvherm","text":"Only they have access to the database. Not sure why they don't relase it.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5fua2","text":"99 ki ticket par log Rgv ki aag bhi dekh lenge","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0zr3d","text":"Fuck this man. Hopefully the INDIA alliance wins at least 200 seats so they can reject this shit","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0xxv9","text":"To me he's much worse than Zubair bhai.\n\nAt least Zubair lives in the country and has an equal stake in our future.\n\nRathee has decided to interfere in our democracy and give gyaan from the leafy suburbs of Germany. Whatever happens here, he has zero stake in it. He just makes money off the bakras who watch him.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"As Expected! when Nexus is such strong,what can she do?\n\nAlso,He was charged of killing nd got aways with it,this is nothing lol","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5i4mp","text":"Jaake puch fir","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d42j0k","text":"As a woman while I agree with you that women don't have socio economic  stability to pursue a divorce. Please don't try and use made up statistics to bolster your claim.\nYou mean to say nearly 1 in 3 couples among the educated elite undergo a divorce. Look around you please , Do you see 1 in 3 couples undergoing a divorce? \n\n\n\nYou can't just make up statistics to bolster your argument even though i have a gut feeling that it might be higher than 1.5 % .","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"Not instructing or embarrassing  you \n\n\nIndia has a shitty hot weather now\n\n\n\nShould have taken a local one  in if you dont want to use a.c. all day long.\n\nThank god its not a husky or shiba.\n\n\nThen you would have had to use a.c. at 18 all day long","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"The thing is, no one cares about others. People want people to care about them but they themselves don't care about others. Men talk about men going to wars...what started the war? Most likely a man. Same for workplace stress a guy probably heads the company. Mard dusre mardo ki g**nd maarte hai aur men mental health men mental health karte hai.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czehnv","text":"All good. What about the mental health of the parents suffering the burden of their children passing away unnecessarily due to some rich 17 year old child wanting a speedy drunk joyride? And on top of all this nor the minor's parents or the minor himself show no real remorse. \n\nI would not be that angry if the parents and the minor came up to the media and accepted the mistakw. But after seeing the claim of the driver being involved, there's no choice but to accept that these parents and the son have no remorse only the need to get out of this situation unscathed and unprosecuted\/poorly prosecuted no matter who died or who is affected.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3cgb8","text":"Having lived in both Delhi and Haryana, there is no way corruption in Haryana is lower than Delhi.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cylemh","text":"His condition after spending some quality time with police\n\n","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d67v15","text":"Ainveyi aukat dikhane ke liye bula lete honge. Show off types toh hain hi. In the old days when the Prince got married, the King would feed the entire kingdom. The rich and famous are part of the Ambani kingdom. Har saal bhandara lagta hai aur Bollywood waale thaali leke line mein khade ho jaate hain truffle pakoda khaane","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cy4hkr","text":"Bhai mere sath bhi aisa same hua tha, ola uber wale ride pick nhi kr rhe the.\n\nLast me rapido ki bike kri, exam centre kuch 25km dur tha,kisi gao me jakr (cuet mahan).\n\nRaaste me rapido wale bhai ka phone over heat hoke bnd ho gya, logo se puchte puchte pahuche lekin exam hi late shuru hua.\n\nUs bhai me paise bhi nhi liye, kyuki wo khud kaafi sorry tha.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6bt0e","text":"In jamnagar there was a video of both of them but it looked like Salman ignored dhoni","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1orot","text":"Darr ka mahol hai (it's the pm who is frightened of a 1v1 debate).","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d67z63","text":"Damn! How could I do such a blunder in typing.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5fzd7","text":"Kartik aryan vicky kaushal ko kyun koot raha hai?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6evia","text":"That's veer his brother\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d5exzy","text":"Breaking Bad level exchange of bags filled with cash made it happen. Even Indian elementary school students know this.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5hklv","text":"Maybe Akki ..at least paise aur health dono double ho jayega","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5k9qh","text":"Does oomph or X factor include having proper industry backing or a surname?","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d1yuob","text":">balls to say No to cabinet on stupid decisions\n\nNo. They should follow the order of the govt. If we elect bad people, that's on us. Army is not there to uphold constitution. \n\n>Lets be honest, Who knows ground realities, war strategies, etc. better - COAS who spent decades serving army or Rajnath Singh? \n\nRajnath Singh does not take decisions on his own will. He talks to these people and then takes the decision. The army won't care about a lot of things outside their power but the govt cares about that. Army getting more power will lead to a lot more human rights violations and if the govt interferes to stop that, army will say NO to the cabinet.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6bt0e","text":"Salman and Dhoni deserve no less than the best pre wedding ever.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6bb7u","text":"Love Sex Aur Dhokha-sex scene in the 2nd story wasn't shown as something intimate or pleasurable. It was horrifying and completely justified within the context of the movie.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5owre","text":"Vijay Sales price matches every single time. Love them.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d615sb","text":"![gif](giphy|VbhcWbVsABtJEVdyy7)\n\nSorry for your friend\u2019s dog OP.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5smwh","text":"Others:- Ek hi toh dil hai bhoi kitni baar jeetoge.\nVivek:- Ek hi toh gand hai bhaijaan kitni baar maaroge.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvh13s","text":"How are the new rules applicable to folks who were already there? I thought new immigration policy would be implemented for the newcomers. People are just getting exploited by going over there. The govt really needs to do something for the unemployment issue in most states.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"\n\nThis is hilarious.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5mspc","text":"Congress next time will say we will give 12 lakh rupees instead of 1 lakh","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d12ldw","text":"ISIS Funding loading\u2026","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d1kh1r","text":"As people we are not worried about upskilling and becoming relevant to the current market. Many youngsters I see around are only invested in making TikTok \/ Instagram videos, or just spending endless hours watching them. Why will any government (keep current outside equation) have any incentive in doing anything for uneducated\/ unskilled workforce?\n\nTaxes (wealth, inheritance, asset, etc.) - these are generally a great way to deliver income distribution between people. This model is followed in many countries already and it allows for equal opportunity for all. We should be able to bring everyone along.\n\nI am no supporter of hate mongering and divisive politics. This has no place in our country. The topics you mention are worth discussing and these are the matters everyone (government, bureaucrat, citizens) should discuss for our own betterment.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0hd4u","text":"Widespread reports from multiple parts of UP where Mulsims and Dalits are being beaten up by police and people people of upper castes. There are also various reports of names of Muslims being removed from voter list. They are doing everything in their power to get as many seats as possible. Even if there is no EVM tampering, the election has not been fair any way.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvuwd8","text":"Why did you take pictures of my brother huh? ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5favm","text":"\n\nAankhe khuli ho ya ho band","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"If he wins, he threatens more *hafta* money and buy Punjab MLAs. At what point Ambani and Adani realize that the *hafta* is too much and start deciding plans of their own to topple them?!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5gjfn","text":"He definitely has commitment issues","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"Unko dharna dene ke liye umarkaid ho jayegi","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxstyk","text":"Imagine the outrage if this happened in a BJP governed state","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d35t29","text":"World class infrastructure they said","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d069rb","text":"I would recommend you to come back. No materialistic life will matter when you are old. Nothing in this world will cover up your regret. Do your bit for your parents. You can always move back to US after your parents are no more! India is also a really good country. It has progressed a lot in last 10-15 years. A lot of visionaries and economists are also saying that India will see tremendous growth in upcoming years. I\u2019m also gonna study for my masters in UK and plan to come back because I see good opportunities after I come back. Do you research tho for your own industry. All the best!\n\nPS on a personal note I feel, when you will do your bit for the parents, your kids will notice and will be there for you too at your old age. It matters! I saw  my parents have done a lot for their own parents and I want to be there for them during their last days too. It\u2019s extremely important for me!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5de56","text":"This wala Pahariya guy is taller and bigger? The other one (Jahnvi\u2019s beau) seems petit?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"Yes, please. \n\nLet Gujrat have him back.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cymm7p","text":"Video me to vo saaf chalti dikh rhi thi, agle din wheelchair me aa gyi, Magic k liye poochna pdta h","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"BS","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1ij6i","text":"We as a country should invest in permanent voting centre\u2019s. We have enough hyper local, local, state and central elections to warrant this kinda investment. \n\nIdeally i want this to move online wherein only people who cant vote online are asked to come to the centre\u2019s.  We already have device binding technology, Aadhaar authentication , have gps fencing attached to each aadhaar\/voter id to make it fool proof.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d48xm0","text":"Uh well, it's sadly how the world works","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czek4y","text":"Zero sympathy for her nautanki, her nautanki party chief and nautanki baaz party","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3yks6","text":"In recent days, the frequency and the extent he is lying, I have no doubt about it.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d67mb6","text":"Special community at it again. The CCTV clearly shows nothing happnd","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d69op1","text":"So common of you  well you like what you like ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"Pappu ki Kam dimag wali bimari contagious nikli","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1cx5one","text":"I don't think It will be fab","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5onpx","text":"I trust Nag Ashwin ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d64f05","text":"Jab itne logo ko bula hi liya hai toh mujhe bhi bula lete khi side mai pata nhi lagta","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cx5gve","text":"What's the name of the company? Name and shame those bastards","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d47fdt","text":"Laapata ladies is an excellent creation without much of overacting. Such a awesome creation.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d344p0","text":"Ye to hona hi tha. Sarkaar ne to isi din ke liye Paytm ki lanka lagayi thi.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1czehnv","text":"The accused should be \u2018silenced\u2019 in the jail before the trail","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4p23w","text":"Police vs yamraj ,And Police wins the battle.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d663xo","text":"Dude that\u2019s called puberty. Smh you guys are obsessed with surgeries.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5k9qh","text":"I don\u2019t know, she wasn\u2019t the best actress but she had lots of charm, and good looks. Just wrong time for her kind of thing I suppose","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5j1zx","text":"scary as fuck","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1id8h","text":"My father was a government employee. He hated polling duties. Only very high ranking officials get good facilities. Although he was generally exempt from polling duties due to his job profile. \nOne time, when he was a high ranking official, he was attached as zonal coordinator for Election Observer. He was provided an AC Cab, an armed Escort and contact info for all District election officers ( DM) in the region. He left home two days before the election with the Observer, travelling through remote polling booths making sure fair elections are being held. Calling police forces were needed, diffusing tense situations and returned home in the evening after the elections were done. \nHe was accommodated in good hotels and guest houses, circuit houses, private guest houses of industries though he had hardly any time to eat or sleep. On the election eve, he got a call from a presiding officer of a booth about a broken machine. He went to the room of the DM of the district who was staying in the same guest house. DM opened the door, while talking on the phone on his shoulder while feeding the baby with a bottle. \nSome people will be like, so what if government employees have to work hard for a few days, most people work hard everyday. That's true, the only difference is that in case of election duty, every mistake is a fireable offense with jail time. And it's so easy to make mistakes when you have no idea what you are doing.  \nYou forgot to paint the finger for a voter? Jailed.\nYou were late for reporting to duty? Jailed.\nYou couldn't come to duty as you were hospitalized? Yeah Jailed. \nEC takes action first, evaluate later","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6baez","text":"Meltdown is insane.\n\nPeople have voted for a stable government that safeguards their interests.\n\nI believe that all of the Indi bloc is going to have a collective severe mental trauma.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3wnz2","text":"Let's be real, it's perfectly fine for women to want a woman-only gym time. I don't think I need to get into why. It's the same reason we have woman-only train coaches. The thing is that the gym manager should make sure that the woman-only gym time period is made known to everyone so that no one is taken by surprise when they're asked to leave.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"Beti bachao, beti padhao aur ladke gand marvao","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5owre","text":"Depends on the electronics. Phones upto a a certain cost online. \n\nI don't trust Flipkart\/Amazon with expensive electronics (laptop\/ac,etc)","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0xhh1","text":">The Gupta Brothers owned South African President, Jacob Zuma,\n\nWhat, like a slave?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d33t6h","text":"Emergency bed charge is a scam. It's always free in the casualty and you only have to pay if you stay for long like use a IV drip or ICU. And BP monitoring was again just totally unnecessary and just again a money making tactic.\n\nRest is justified and XRays are expensive.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d68lee","text":"And there's no proof of anything that people write  so can't just agree to a story blindly","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2djq6","text":"News articles about the road terrorism?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d677tx","text":"Been here. Write an email again, this time CC the RBI ombudsman, zonal complaints officers, and even a few senior people if you can find them. CC in mails is a powerful tool. According to RBI rules they can't keep it in clearance for more than 48 hours. Then they either remit to your account or return to sender. If they keep cash that doesn't belong to them, that's tantamount to using the cash to earn interest they shouldn't. Use strong langauge. Yes Bank tried this with me, after 18 days I send an email with the Ombudsman in CC and recieved a resolution in 24 hours.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d41yvm","text":"> natural claimant\n\nIt's ridiculous that the alliance didn't decide on a definitive path forward if they win. If they actually end up winning, the in-fighting is going to be terrible.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5hc3b","text":"People wear the garb of religion just like a uniform on duty for a limited time. They don't grasp and act according to the essence of their teachings of their religion. For example, Islam lays great emphasis on cleanliness and hygiene. \"Cleanliness is half of the faith\" in Islam. This cleanliness not only pertains to physical cleanliness but also moral and ethical cleanliness.. cleanliness even at your heart.But  there  is such a sorry state of things amongst the Muslims.   I think all other Religions also teach more or less the similar things but who wants to reflect and act. Mostly we  do what is convenient. Namaz, pooja is convenient but being a good human being is not. Also mostly in countries like ours in South Asia , there is little  to no concept of even some basic civic sense amongst the majority of the population so everything fails.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"If he can do this with an established actress like Madhuri, I can't even imagine the plight of newcomers....","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4nhvi","text":"We need movie again with this pair","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5y20s","text":"Bro mark my words this guy is gonna to change Tamil Nadu history..","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"That's just basic economics bruh. It's business, not some welfare scheme.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d106sl","text":"Enemy: Launches surface to air missile.  \nSubordinate to his superior: Sir, but there's nothing about intercepting missiles in these books!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2ewj9","text":"I\u2019m so sorry that this post received so few upvotes. It\u2019s typical of the times I suppose. \n\nIndia is becoming more and more like Pakistan, a theocratic state where telling the truth will get you imprisoned or killed.\n\nThe younger generation has bought into BJP propaganda hook, line, and sinker. \n\nI don\u2019t know whether it\u2019s even possible to reverse the damage at this point, either to India or to Hinduism. \n\nI\u2019m glad to have been born in India, but thank my lucky stars I live in the West. Ironically, I\u2019ve encountered far less racism here than in India, and incomparably more respect, dignity, tolerance, and basic human empathy.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d44105","text":"Political scientists have talked about this tendency for, like, ever. Psychopathy is obviously based on clinial diagnosis but in a more general sense, it's common knowledge that our political and economic system is designed to incentivize the absolute worst characteristics in people. \n\n>Why study results on psychopathy should worry us is that several research papers have revealed that the incidence of psychopathic traits among corporate and bureaucratic leaders could be as high as 21 per cent, whereas such traits are present in mere\n\nRealistically, 21% is a conservative figure. Afaik psychpathy is also on a spectrum. So 21% might be for those on the far end but others are pretty close too. \n\nThe more you hear about these people, the more it seems like you're in hell.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5g0jb","text":"Never understood how people like Balayya, apparently he is Worst in irl","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cxtzr1","text":"I only like Alphonso variety,and that too upto a certain extent ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5dt6j","text":"This weekend I plan on regretting for not studying the whole week, wbu.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2g0fr","text":"FOMO\n\nWhat bullshit \n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cw88q9","text":"Better than those whose voting day is Saturday ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0xhh1","text":"I wish I had someone to do my bidding","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2f8ti","text":"Extremely bad PR. Pointing fingers at the camera, as if to the customers. Arrogant speech, making modi-esque senseless analogies. Class of case of what-not-to-do.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d330zy","text":"One of my dad\u2019s friend\u2019s native language is also Lambadi, unfortunately his kids only really speak Telugu and don\u2019t know Lambadi that well.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6arrq","text":"I usually go for biking but its raining. We moved to a new place recently and there are a few things to unpack and set, I am too lazy to do that myself. My partner is busy playing video games.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4qxl7","text":"Dange karwane hai kya Mannat mai?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cylemh","text":"tell him to write an essay on traffic rules as well","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d3xqp9","text":"Canada ma dominoes wale oregano Ke packets NAHI dete. India mai sari company Sidhi chalti Hai.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"Uddhav has lost his mind.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5s7ux","text":"Modiji come meditate in Mumbai ...","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4e77o","text":"Govt dismissed diplomatic passport too. Would probably still get out after writing an essay.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2d8qx","text":"This is SOP for any high profile case. Delay for years, use money and power, get acquitted. Thats why I dont have hopes in Pune case as well.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d24gxi","text":"You visited Kanyakumari and saw Thiruvalluvar ","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d0zr3d","text":"One election should not be done. Infact, we should conduct elections for 30% of seats every 2 years.\n\n\n\u00a0In that way, feedback to the ruling party is always provided.\n\n\n\u00a0If we make one election, both rajya sabha and look sabha will be sealed for 5years and that will be a catastrophe.\u00a0\n\n\n\u00a0One election is how life time prime minister's are made.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d68j47","text":"I read somewhere on the tollywood sub that she demanded separate fees for film promotion. So she is not promoting the movie.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d6dd49","text":"Breaking into multiple paragraphs would do a whole lot of good","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1nkny","text":"Koi ciggerate bhi ban kar do mere se chut nhi rahi h","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5siev","text":"Got any tea on if he was nice or not? Just curious cause he atleast seems decent","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0neuc","text":">This government is best at managing headlines, not the country.\n\n#This!","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d5pli5","text":"\n\nI love jeetu bhaiya in this one ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cx524q","text":"So if ravana was an rss\/bjp then if we apply \"enemy of my enemy\" logic ram is supposed to be dmk's best friend.\n\nDravidians in the mud after this statement.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d68lee","text":"I wouldn\u2019t bother to pick it up or let them know hahaha even if so, I would let them know but never pick myself coz I m germaphobic myself lol \u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4gegr","text":"The main issue was that kangana used to attend all movie screenings of alia, but she never gave kangana the same respect. Eventually, kangana got pissed. Otherwise kanagana herself used to praise Alia. \n\nKangana is a hypocrite. She herself has hung out with Star kids and even dated a few of them. Including the married Ajay devgan. But when things went wrong in her personal life, she started blasting them and made herself look like some freedom fighter or savior of outsiders. \n\nHer lowest act was to use SSR's death to push her own agenda. She herself mentioned she has never met SSR and yet used his name.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2k1e5","text":"These new Rafale M would start to arrive in 3-4 years from now. Although they are quite good, I feel the deal is expensive. About 2k crores for just 1 jet! I know it also includes spare parts, training and weapons. Still it is much expensive than the Russian counterparts.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cx0hp1","text":"And it follows them? I got into the wrong profession.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"# \" Give a man a fish he'll feed for a day\nTeach him how to fish and he'll feed for life \"","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d69xga","text":"To put it simply, move on; that would be the best revenge on him.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0vls2","text":"> The Uncle is a BTech graduate from Pilani, Aunt did BA in Economics from Lady Shri Ram College (never did a job though), but their mindset is from 18th century.  \n   \nJust another example of how paper education doesn't make a better person. All these garbage people have 0 values. \n   \n> Why education hasn't helped in uplifting the societal complex and why we are so backwards when it comes to our women.\n   \nIt's hard when the majority of people can't use their brains and treat everyone as objects. Topped with easy cheap access to the internet, using social media in the wrong way, watching garbage movies and learning from it, sab chalta hai attitude, trash parents, religion, etc,.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3cgb8","text":"That West Bengal makes me believe this map is not accurate at all. There\u2019s definitely more in WB","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2caat","text":"Awesome work, friend! You should post this in r\/delhi as well","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5pli5","text":"There's one parody of salman by tvf,  that's hilarious.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d34bjm","text":"If words could change hearts in a war, Krishna would have prevented the best war. Kauravas do kaurav stuff. Pandavas do pandav stuff.\n\nSocial media matters very little.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3aqu7","text":"Well if the same party is getting elected with a majority for the third time in a row then ig majority of the people might be happy with them","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4yidg","text":"I have a sword. Might as well use it.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3hckl","text":"The man who tried to pass the law was killed. You should see the social media, it is full of black magic stories these days.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d49hqx","text":"Sara & Anant r classmates and Radhika is also her good frnd for a long time. OP is forgetting that Sara is a pataudi clan, her family connections r with most elites in Delhi, Kolkata & Mumbai circles","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2stvt","text":"Hopefully one of the S stands for science","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d1n916","text":"How the hell was he allowed to carry a freaking rifle into the bar?","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0vls2","text":"Type of family I hate by heart specially the \"SON\" part","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"Eyyyy fellow Casio enjoyer!!","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":" Not to worry. I\u2019m sure Kjo will cast Jahnvi in another movie soon.","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d53ice","text":"Idk op but I think esha is beautiful and look like her mother ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5jsh2","text":"such  \n\nVicky has a different career trajectory,He literally started in Independent cinema,then,gradually supporting characters,then finally in 2019 as Main lead in Commercial space sab ka itna privielge nhi h na ki SLB,Dharma ke sath big Launch krein,aur unki family dhol pite,,uss hisab se \n\nHe's the newest of the lot,and still got a blockbuster,National Award,\n\nlast two films did 100 cr WW,that too in done to death Genre\n\nAnd He's got good movies in hand,and m sure,He will rise and only rise,slowly but steadily","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1cw6ii7","text":"Classic game theory, everybody thought queues will be shorter in early morning. Hence everybody reached.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"Aisa kya gussa tha bro ki Jaan leli?\n\n\nYandere just got real","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5jbzm","text":"Gosh, why would Arjun say that?! ","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4r56d","text":"actually zero unemployment can never take place due to frictional unemployment....there will always be some people changing jobs and will be unemployed for short periods between jobs. so, policymakers target 4% unemployment rate(given much of the labor force is actively searching for jobs). the relation between unemployment rate and inflation is shown by the philipps curve. when unemployment rate falls to say 2%, it causes labor cost to rise and increases aggregate demand....increase in aggregate demand and increased labor cost results in a combination of supply push and demand pull inflation causing price levels to rise.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0f378","text":"If possible post the link to the tweet if u haven\u2019t delete it. We will atleast try to retweet it. The airlines ain\u2019t gonna do shit on their own. Only when it gets bad media coverage it will hurt them and they will take appropriate measures against the creep.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d1uwdi","text":"If this was being forced in India by non-residents, I would be against it. So, my view remains same for Canada.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d0y5zt","text":"Ambedkar was also naive enough to think that reservation would be a time bound thing.\n\nNow it is going to destroy India from within.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d3yc4j","text":"\"Meet me in the middle\"\n\nThis is hilarious.","sarcasm_label":1}
+{"id":"1d4a5g7","text":"That's tacky and looks uncomfortable. Desperate moves to stay relevant.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d663xo","text":"No she just grew up from teenager to adult. \n\nAlso OP the last picture could have been more pixelated. It has way too much clarity to make out who the person is","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d2grpe","text":"Let this guy rot in jail. Free education on public money, now enjoy free food on public money.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5y20s","text":"I am 30 years old North Indian. Annamalai is the first leader from South I am really admiring. I\u2019m here to support him. He is the kind of leader Indians deserve today.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d4zfea","text":"Also that Tiger 3 was shit and all over the place, just totally not up to the Tiger mark","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d5l41m","text":"There is currently, estimated deficit of around Rs 1.5 lakh crore in the banking system. RBI need to address this, there is demand, business need money.","sarcasm_label":0}
+{"id":"1d49hqx","text":"as per most popular gossip on this sub, Sara was supposed to marry Manan from Kashmir & he recently got married to someone LOL! That guy is also her school frnd, same DAIS batch","sarcasm_label":0}