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Walking down the street, everybody looks at me
Shotgun in my pants is what they want鈥卼o鈥卻ee
My bum is鈥卨ike a trigger, baby, waiting to鈥卐xplode
Come on, lets get funky, and make the party flow
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Oooh, baby, I wanna see your bum
Oh! Oooh, baby, your pretty, pretty bum
Oooh, baby, I wanna see your bum
Oooh, baby, and destroy it with my gun
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum
Bang, bang, baby
Shotgun in the bum! |
In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp
And he eats baked potatoes every single鈥卍ay
Hidden鈥卛n a secret鈥卌ave with all his zombie friends
How鈥匢 wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
In鈦焌鈦焒araway鈦焞and, there lives鈦焌 zombie shrimp
And鈦焗e eats baked potatoes every single day
Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
Long ago, I was just a happy little shrimp
And I lived in a cave deep underwater
Nothing in the world seemed to get me down
But then my whole life turned all around
When suddenly the water turned grey
And there was no life to be found in my happy cave
I did not know what to do with myself
So I sat in silence on my shrimpy shelf
Waiting for the world to get better
The world never got much better
And then a zombie shrimp came to me
And this is what he said:
In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp
And he eats baked potatoes every single day
Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp
And he eats baked potatoes every single day
Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
The zombie shrimp told me his secrets
Of eternal life
The secret was to turn into a zombie shrimp
That is how you have to live
In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp
And he eats baked potatoes every single day
Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
In a faraway land, there lives a zombie shrimp
And he eats baked potatoes every single day
Hidden in a secret cave with all his zombie friends
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way
How I wish I could live in his happy shrimpy way |
Hey sexy baby
Its party time
Once upon a time there was big ploppy poo
He liked eating鈥卻ausages鈥卆nd licking a鈥卍ogs arse
Then one day policeman said鈥卙e cannot do his thing
So he went on a machine鈦焔un鈦焤ampage鈦焌nd had a鈦焞ot of fun
Benji鈦烞ird was his name
What a silly poo
Killing was the favorite thing
For biddy bird to do
Unfortunately he was just a lump of human turd
And as we all know, turds are not very good at
Firing machine guns
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Sausage dog and policeman where very very angry
They did not attend the funeral of Benji Bird
Instead they watched a lovely film and ate a plate of ham
So this sets the story of the big ploppy poo
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
Benji Benji Bird by bird
Niao niao niao
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