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        "text": " And with me, I have Eli."
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        "text": " Hello."
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        "text": " Eli, what have you been listening to this week?"
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        "text": " Today, we're listening to episode one of Evil Genius."
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        "text": " Sounds good."
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        "text": " With Russell Cain."
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        "text": " It's a podcast about brilliant bastards in history."
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        "text": " People who contributed something special to the world,"
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        "text": " but whose private lives undercut their brilliance through"
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        "text": " spitefulness, abuse, or just plain vanilla."
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        "text": " So it's a new show."
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        "text": " Episode one is about John Lennon."
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        "text": " This is Evil Genius with Russell Cain."
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        "text": " Genius."
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        "text": " Genius."
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        "text": " Genius."
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        "text": " Hello. Welcome to Evil Genius, the BBC podcast where we take legendary"
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        "text": " achievers from history and ask, were they actually any good?"
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        "text": " I'm talking stellar figures who were also rather rowgish."
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        "text": " Icoms who were sometimes bang out of order."
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        "text": " Sometimes even revealing lovely stuff about people you thought were vile."
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        "start": 89.91999999999999,
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        "text": " Make your own list in your head, people."
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        "text": " Can you still respect a vision?"
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        "text": " Revere the art or thinking once we've reflected on what utter"
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        "text": " dastards they were or not?"
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        "start": 98.88,
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        "text": " Here, I'm interested in agreeing on only one thing."
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        "text": " Were they Evil?"
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        "text": " Or Genius?"
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        "text": " I took less fee to make that sound happen."
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        "text": " No grey areas in this studio, apart from my tragically just for men covered here,"
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    {
        "start": 117.36,
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        "text": " we'll be sticking the subject in one of those boxes by the end of the show."
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        "text": " And helping me be reductive to the point of light entertainment and"
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        "text": " cutting at the other end is Rachel Paris, comedian, musician, actor from Lester,"
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    {
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        "text": " you might have seen her absolutely smashing the masher report,"
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        "text": " doing brilliant series too. I'm absolutely loving it."
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        "text": " Also, your vintage dresses are here."
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        "text": " And you enjoy a long walk on the beach."
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        "text": " Were you being ironic when you said that?"
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        "text": " I was being ironic about the last one, but I'm really"
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        "text": " into vintage dresses."
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        "text": " Oh, glad to hear it."
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        "text": " And you've got a genius or evil fact about yourself?"
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        "text": " Well, I suppose on that topic actually."
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        "text": " So I am a genius definitely with charity shops."
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        "text": " I can walk into a charity shop."
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        "text": " It doesn't matter if it's like high end low end and I can spot a bargain and amazing things."
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        "text": " I can just go in and sniff it."
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        "text": " I'm sorry, now where they are."
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        "text": " Bargain radar genius, very, very useful."
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        "text": " We've got Sean McLaughlin, a stand up, a veteran of Edinburgh."
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        "text": " It can take pain to an almost unbelievable level, like all of us."
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        "start": 172.0,
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        "text": " Yes."
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        "text": " I went to Edinburgh for nine times."
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        "text": " The last time I went was when everyone of my posters had"
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        "text": " twat go away written on."
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    {
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        "text": " That's when it's time to leave."
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        "text": " And I've apologized so often."
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        "text": " I know, but really awkward when I explained I wasn't Nick Grimshaw."
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        "text": " So anything genius or evil you'd like to reveal?"
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        "text": " I just remembered actually me and my friends."
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        "text": " This is quite evil."
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        "text": " When we were in secondary school, we stole the props that were needed for the GCSE art students."
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        "text": " What?"
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    {
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        "text": " For them to draw in their exam."
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        "text": " But it was all, it didn't mean to steal them."
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        "text": " It was, they were drawing chocolate."
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    {
        "start": 205.28,
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        "text": " And we went into an art room in a break and there was just no to kick out to me, ain't them?"
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    {
        "start": 209.44,
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        "text": " Ironically it led to the most genius bout of hand painting ever seen."
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    {
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        "text": " Finally, helping me evaluate evil or genius is novelist."
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    {
        "start": 218.32,
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        "text": " Genius or own right, Kaz Freer who grew up in Coventry,"
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    {
        "start": 220.88,
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        "text": " done loads of weird or wonderful jobs."
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    {
        "start": 222.32,
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        "text": " Waitressing, headhunter."
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    {
        "start": 223.84,
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        "text": " Is that right?"
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    {
        "start": 224.56,
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        "text": " Yes, which makes me sound like a wrestler."
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    {
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        "text": " Very old, isn't it?"
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    {
        "start": 227.76,
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        "text": " And you're also a manic arsenal fan,"
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    {
        "start": 229.44,
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        "text": " a normally shout-out at the telly when they're playing."
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    {
        "start": 231.6,
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        "text": " Anything evil or genius you want to tell us about that you've been up to?"
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    {
        "start": 234.0,
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        "text": " Or do?"
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    {
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        "text": " I think I'm fairly genius at."
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    {
        "start": 236.72,
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        "text": " And this was before I started writing crime fiction to be fair."
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    {
        "start": 239.28,
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        "text": " Since I was a child at just being able to spot who done it in any sort of,"
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        "text": " any novel, any TV show."
    },
    {
        "start": 245.68,
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        "text": " People don't watch things with me because I'm just well known for getting it within five minutes."
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    {
        "start": 249.84,
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        "text": " I think we really like literary,"
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    {
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        "text": " especially if they took into the police."
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    {
        "start": 252.96,
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        "text": " That would be a good character."
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    {
        "start": 254.32,
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        "text": " Like a novelist, do they take into a police station?"
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    {
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        "text": " I love you."
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    {
        "start": 257.52,
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        "text": " And he has to write, it goes into like automatic writing and writes the crime down."
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    {
        "start": 260.32,
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        "text": " I like it."
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    {
        "start": 260.96,
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        "text": " Have that one on me."
    },
    {
        "start": 262.96,
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        "text": " So how are we going to do this?"
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    {
        "start": 264.24,
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        "text": " I've distributed envelopes amongst my panelists."
    },
    {
        "start": 267.28,
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        "text": " Periodically, we'll open an envelope and reveal a curveball fact about today's subject."
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    {
        "start": 272.48,
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        "text": " Okay guys, this is evil genius."
    },
    {
        "start": 273.92,
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        "text": " You probably want to know who we're going to be talking about."
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    {
        "start": 276.32,
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        "text": " John Lennon."
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    {
        "start": 278.24,
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        "text": " Now I know what you're thinking."
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    {
        "start": 279.44,
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        "text": " I know what you're thinking."
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    {
        "start": 280.24,
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        "text": " Where's the evil?"
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    {
        "start": 281.68,
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        "text": " Yeah, you might not like the music,"
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        "start": 283.52000000000004,
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        "text": " but come on."
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        "text": " It's part of our history as Brits,"
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        "text": " made amazing songs, changed the face of rock and roll pop music, music forever."
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    {
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        "text": " Where's the evil guys?"
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    {
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        "text": " Around sunglasses."
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    {
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        "text": " Round sunglasses."
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    {
        "start": 294.8,
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        "text": " They never existed before."
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    {
        "start": 296.0,
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        "text": " Yes."
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        "text": " Any thoughts on John Lennon?"
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        "text": " Initially any fans, any haters?"
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        "text": " Never heard of him."
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    {
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        "text": " I'll be honest."
    },
    {
        "start": 303.12,
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        "text": " What you're talking about."
    },
    {
        "start": 304.72,
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        "text": " Great."
    },
    {
        "start": 305.12,
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        "text": " You're going to be really useful, Sean."
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    {
        "start": 306.8,
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        "text": " As always, Rachel."
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    {
        "start": 308.32000000000005,
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        "text": " I know some of his songs."
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        "text": " I've seen him on a bed with Yoco-O-No."
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        "text": " I have read a bit about him in a book called The Wallrus was Paul,"
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    {
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        "text": " which is about Paul McCartney being dead, which is a great read."
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        "start": 328.8,
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        "text": " But no, they sent it to my knowledge of home."
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    {
        "start": 331.28,
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        "text": " Okay, let's come on."
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        "text": " What type of music do you listen to when you're not listening to Stormzy's Child Bear Troops?"
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        "start": 337.92,
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        "text": " Just tragic stuff."
    },
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        "text": " What is your musical taste?"
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    {
        "start": 342.32,
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        "text": " Come on, we all want to know now, guys."
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        "text": " Oh my god."
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        "start": 345.12,
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        "text": " Nazi marching music."
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    {
        "start": 346.24,
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        "text": " No, just like 90s indie, trying to be like 18."
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    {
        "start": 349.84,
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        "text": " But 90s indie is the child of Lennon's vision."
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        "text": " I probably would have said he was a genius then,"
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        "start": 356.48,
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        "text": " but then you grow up and you get older and you get wise, I don't you."
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        "start": 359.28,
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        "text": " So you're musically, you'll probably have the taste closest to knowing a little bit about Lennon."
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        "text": " Because I'll admit, it's not my cup of tea."
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        "text": " I kind of, I never really know which songs he wrote or which ones he sang."
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        "text": " I know the Beatles, but when people go, that wasn't Lennon, that was McCartney."
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        "text": " And sometimes they say that was a George Harrison or what I'm like."
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        "text": " They don't go into the third one, they go into the third."
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        "start": 381.76,
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        "text": " Never ring day, they poor, or ring day."
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        "text": " No one likes Thomas the tech."
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    {
        "start": 384.88,
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        "text": " Well, let's crack up in the first envelope."
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    {
        "start": 387.52000000000004,
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        "text": " Alright, envelope one."
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        "text": " Just says Beatles."
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    {
        "start": 392.32,
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        "text": " Yeah, so we're already sort of there."
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        "text": " This is the first fact revealed by Shorzeze Genius fact."
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        "text": " He created the Beatles."
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        "text": " Come on."
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        "text": " I don't know who he'd this guy in."
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        "start": 402.0,
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        "text": " I thought so."
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        "text": " Yeah, he thought he was a Russian communist dictator for it."
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        "text": " I got confused."
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        "text": " No, he created the greatest rock band, the planet, as probably ever seen."
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        "text": " The first boy band that was also a rock band changed."
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        "text": " The face of music represented the UK all over the world,"
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        "start": 417.76,
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        "text": " smashed America."
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        "text": " We can be proudly say you were British because we had the Beatles."
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        "start": 423.35999999999996,
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        "text": " I mean, okay, this is from the spectator, one of my favorite magazines which I subscribe to know."
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        "text": " Love me, dude."
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        "text": " It was number 17 in the UK late 1962."
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        "text": " And number one in the USA in 1964 is a basic pop song,"
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        "text": " three chords, minimal bluesy melody and childish lyrics."
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    {
        "start": 440.4,
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        "text": " But I'm musicians, neck hairs, tremble, nevertheless."
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        "text": " They already had the four boys, the luscious out of tune,"
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        "text": " your in tune, unison singing sound."
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        "text": " There's a perky melodic lyric chemistry in their work."
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        "text": " I'm genius, right?"
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        "text": " I might be talking about Evelyn or Einstein, right?"
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        "text": " I mean, it's just everywhere."
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        "text": " Yeah, mine really didn't play it,"
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        "text": " I can tell you now, I really understood."
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        "text": " I mean, I was chitting in the woods and crying."
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        "text": " because I think we all do jobs that have the temptation to do that."
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        "text": " Do you know what my theory is?"
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        "text": " I call it this theory, and it connects all of us."
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    {
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        "text": " because it was all..."
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    {
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        "text": " Merry Christmas, War is over."
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    },
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        "text": " But that can hardly be in the name of evil, can it?"
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        "text": " If he's like trying to make..."
    },
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        "text": " It's not evil, but I'm trying to balance his genius for you,"
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        "text": " because it's such a massive stack on the genius side."
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        "text": " half of the songwriting was McCarty,"
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        "text": " The evidence doesn't look good,"
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        "text": " there was sort of stardust in the Beatles,"
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        "text": " and Onizzo, he was a bit of a..."
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    },
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        "text": " He just blends into..."
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    {
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        "text": " just his blur and who wrote what, and..."
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        "text": " when you look at the adjectives that come into your head,"
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        "text": " do you have to fight against the pretension gene,"
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        "text": " which John Lennon so massively failed over and over again?"
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        "text": " Are you sometimes like,"
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        "text": " The suspense about which way you're voting, yeah."
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        "text": " when envelope 2 is opened, please."
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        "text": " This is the man who thinks about,"
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        "text": " It's not an excuse, obviously."
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        "text": " being was that he doesn't look like a brawler."
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        "text": " He's like, that really surprised me."
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        "text": " He just, he doesn't look like that kind of..."
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        "text": " leaving him and his mum being hit by a car,"
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        "text": " which is terrible and is obviously going to make it's mark,"
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        "text": " but then you're getting into that hole."
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        "text": " Are you born evil or are you made evil?"
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        "text": " And that's a whole separate podcast."
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        "text": " painful episodes in their life."
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        "text": " but there's something."
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        "text": " It is the most violent people who go for love and peace."
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        "text": " honestly, you're slapping people."
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        "text": " You should have seen him down,"
    },
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        "start": 1106.5600000000002,
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        "text": " where I spoke."
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        "start": 1110.4,
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        "text": " so he was even more angry."
    },
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        "start": 1113.2800000000002,
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        "text": " Let's play a thought experiment there."
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        "start": 1114.64,
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        "text": " Let's just pretend John Lennon didn't physically act out,"
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        "start": 1118.16,
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        "text": " but was massively interested and passionate about violence"
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        "text": " but proclaimed love and peace and sang about it."
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        "start": 1126.88,
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        "text": " Is that that's okay because he didn't physically act it or is does it?"
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        "text": " It's better, yeah."
    },
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        "start": 1130.48,
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        "text": " It's better."
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        "text": " It's probably better."
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        "text": " But better if he's no one else is getting hurt."
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        "start": 1133.68,
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        "text": " But does it, more importantly, for this show,"
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        "text": " way down against the genius,"
    },
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        "text": " or is it a bare no relation?"
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        "text": " If I feel something when I hear the peaceful loving song,"
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        "text": " is it damaged by the impulses of the writer,"
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        "text": " or is it irrelevant?"
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        "text": " Well, that old thing about separating the art from the artist"
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        "text": " and there is no answer to it,"
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        "text": " but I would say that being a person who beats up his wife"
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        "text": " and admits as much in playboy magazine,"
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        "text": " you know, alone, probably does put a bit of an asterisk"
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        "text": " I'm going to lie in bed and solve the world's problems."
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        "text": " I'm trying to play devil's advocate."
    },
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        "text": " Why he gave that?"
    },
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        "text": " I'd be interested in know why he gave that interview."
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        "text": " Was it supposed to be this sort of tell-all"
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        "text": " I'm just purging my soul and I'm going to be a good man after this,"
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        "text": " or was it just like a throwaway comment, or..."
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        "text": " I bet he kissed in Jane Mansfield's cocktail"
    },
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    },
    {
        "start": 1193.6799999999998,
        "end": 1198.7199999999998,
        "text": " I don't know, had she rebuffed him or was annoying him trying to come onto him too much?"
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        "text": " And that's how Foster's logo is invented."
    },
    {
        "start": 1203.12,
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        "text": " And also you win, this tastes amazing."
    },
    {
        "start": 1204.8,
        "end": 1205.84,
        "text": " Let's take it online."
    },
    {
        "start": 1206.8,
        "end": 1208.24,
        "text": " It's interesting that we're going,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1208.24,
        "end": 1210.56,
        "text": " oh, 70s, oh, men were such brooks back then."
    },
    {
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        "text": " Or is it something far darker here?"
    },
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        "start": 1212.8,
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        "text": " The guy is such a narcissist."
    },
    {
        "start": 1214.72,
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        "text": " He even gets off on the attention of going,"
    },
    {
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        "text": " I want started a house fire."
    },
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        "start": 1218.64,
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        "text": " I like talking cats and sort of provocative blas-a"
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        "text": " We're talking about Julian, Lennon here, guys."
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        "text": " Mike, drop."
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        "text": " Am I right?"
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        "text": " So a slightly jaunty tune doesn't really make up for that."
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        "text": " But then my dad bought our own council house."
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        "text": " which is one of the most confusing fricking things to bake."
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        "text": " You could have done more if you'd lived in a barrier,"
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        "text": " it was all mixed up."
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        "text": " and some angry rants."
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        "text": " John Lennon had similar sorts of thoughts,"
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        "text": " the angry working class hero."
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        "text": " But here's a newsflash."
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        "text": " They grew up in a very well-to-do,"
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        "text": " villagey part of Liverpool,"
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        "text": " which if you go on Google Images now"
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        "text": " and have a look at it,"
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        "text": " it's like a cute little town square artisanal shops."
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        "text": " He wasn't working class at all."
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        "start": 1571.68,
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        "text": " Was it McCartney was like the genuinely really poor guy going to do?"
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    {
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        "text": " But John Lennon, as he put on the robes of peace"
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        "text": " I quite fancy the robes of the poor working man as well."
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        "text": " Was any of it real?"
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        "text": " It's probably going to be the first time"
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        "text": " that John Lennon's ever been compared to JLo,"
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        "start": 1593.68,
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        "text": " but didn't she do that as well?"
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        "start": 1595.1200000000001,
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        "text": " She did, like, a whole journey from the block."
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        "text": " She genuinely was from the block."
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        "start": 1598.24,
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        "text": " No, she's like from some quite posh part of the block."
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        "text": " She was on the block."
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        "start": 1602.16,
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        "text": " From the block, but the good end of the block."
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    {
        "start": 1603.76,
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        "text": " I'm having a shit day."
    },
    {
        "start": 1605.04,
        "end": 1607.92,
        "text": " Then she's going to tell me Nicki Minaj's bottom is not real."
    },
    {
        "start": 1608.0,
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        "text": " We'll go home crying on the shoe."
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        "text": " Who thinks they come from a posh background"
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        "start": 1612.64,
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        "text": " and who comes from a proper working class background in this room?"
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    {
        "start": 1615.2,
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        "text": " My mum's a cleaner."
    },
    {
        "start": 1616.5600000000002,
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        "text": " My dad was a manual labourer."
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    {
        "start": 1618.0800000000002,
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        "text": " Back to me."
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    {
        "start": 1618.8000000000002,
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        "text": " Slam dunk working class, right?"
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        "start": 1620.0800000000002,
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        "text": " Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm posh at all working class."
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        "text": " I'd say I was right banging the middle."
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    {
        "start": 1624.72,
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        "text": " Lower middle, middle, middle, upper middle."
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    {
        "start": 1626.48,
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        "text": " My dad was very grouper,"
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    {
        "start": 1628.3200000000002,
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        "text": " but he worked at a university."
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        "text": " We was fine."
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    {
        "start": 1630.64,
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        "text": " Middle, your middle middle."
    },
    {
        "start": 1632.24,
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        "text": " Yeah."
    },
    {
        "start": 1632.5600000000002,
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        "text": " That's the worst, isn't he?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1633.3600000000001,
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        "text": " Got nothing to moan about, really."
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    {
        "start": 1634.8000000000002,
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        "text": " No."
    },
    {
        "start": 1635.44,
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        "text": " Same middle, gray area."
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    {
        "start": 1637.6799999999998,
        "end": 1639.28,
        "text": " Like, hair dresser."
    },
    {
        "start": 1639.9199999999998,
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        "text": " Like, bank clerk, semi-detached, lester."
    },
    {
        "start": 1642.8799999999999,
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        "text": " It's a low em."
    },
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        "start": 1643.4399999999998,
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        "text": " You go low."
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        "start": 1644.08,
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        "text": " You can comfortably go low,"
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        "start": 1645.1999999999998,
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        "text": " with a middle, middle low em,"
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        "text": " with a upper working."
    },
    {
        "start": 1647.52,
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        "text": " What about you, can?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1648.48,
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        "text": " Cleaner, JCB driver."
    },
    {
        "start": 1650.32,
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        "text": " That's what I'm talking about."
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        "start": 1651.6799999999998,
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        "text": " You're just that."
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    {
        "start": 1653.04,
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        "text": " I'm not going to look at your hands"
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    {
        "start": 1654.0,
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        "text": " because they're probably split"
    },
    {
        "start": 1654.9599999999998,
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        "text": " when you're at the scrub floors"
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        "start": 1656.6399999999999,
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        "text": " in the early part of your life"
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        "text": " to save up to pens,"
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        "start": 1658.8799999999999,
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        "text": " to scratch out your Rubio-Metry tails on"
    },
    {
        "start": 1661.76,
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        "text": " on a bit of toilet paper in a back cupboard"
    },
    {
        "start": 1663.6799999999998,
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        "text": " to just so your talent could be recognised."
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        "start": 1665.2,
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        "text": " I definitely, like, most people"
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        "text": " I think I think it could be..."
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        "start": 1671.92,
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        "text": " Have you got just like Northern..."
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        "start": 1672.96,
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        "text": " What's your name?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1673.76,
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        "text": " Well, it's like Midlands."
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    {
        "start": 1674.56,
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        "text": " Midlands."
    },
    {
        "start": 1675.04,
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        "text": " That's what your middle class and Midlands, you've got..."
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    {
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        "text": " Yeah."
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        "text": " I've got no thing."
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        "start": 1679.04,
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        "text": " You have."
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        "text": " The people I definitely get seen is like"
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        "start": 1681.04,
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        "text": " the pusher one."
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        "text": " I think it's two things."
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        "text": " I think it's playing the piano."
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        "text": " It's like instantly a pusher up."
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        "text": " And..."
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        "text": " And I'm quite still."
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        "text": " I'm quite still."
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        "text": " I'm quite calm and still."
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        "text": " And I think finishing school..."
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        "text": " Yeah, I think that's what it..."
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        "text": " I think that's..."
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    {
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        "text": " Possibly people have less emotions."
    },
    {
        "start": 1698.08,
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        "text": " Let's face it."
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        "start": 1700.0,
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        "text": " No, the reason I'm asking you is"
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        "text": " that he pushed the scouser working"
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        "text": " like accent in this country, particularly."
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        "text": " He is such a powerful marker"
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        "text": " and the whole time."
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        "text": " who goes piece of chance and loved women."
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        "text": " He was a bit of a wife, Beaty,"
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    {
        "start": 1719.36,
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        "text": " semi-pocho."
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        "text": " But the music was some of the best the planet"
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        "text": " has ever known."
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        "text": " I mean, seriously, without it,"
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        "start": 1727.44,
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        "text": " we'd probably still be listening to Schubert today."
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        "start": 1730.48,
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        "text": " And that'd be awful."
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    {
        "start": 1731.6,
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        "text": " I know."
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        "start": 1732.0,
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        "text": " Actually, it was a Schubert's amazing."
    },
    {
        "start": 1734.16,
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        "text": " I mean, he's a whole other subject,"
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    {
        "start": 1735.44,
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        "text": " Diodes syphilis, total wanker."
    },
    {
        "start": 1737.04,
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        "text": " But what sounds?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1738.4,
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        "text": " Hashtag death of the maiden."
    },
    {
        "start": 1739.52,
        "end": 1740.56,
        "text": " So it's time to..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1741.44,
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        "text": " It's time how else are brilliant?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1742.64,
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        "text": " It's Michael, I've had a tag."
    },
    {
        "start": 1743.68,
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        "text": " Sorry."
    },
    {
        "start": 1744.32,
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        "text": " It's such a brilliant piece of music."
    },
    {
        "start": 1745.76,
        "end": 1747.28,
        "text": " Anyway, so let's not go down the Schubert."
    },
    {
        "start": 1747.28,
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        "text": " No, it'll..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1748.4,
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        "text": " It's time to vote, guys."
    },
    {
        "start": 1750.16,
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        "text": " Now, this show..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1751.2,
        "end": 1752.4,
        "text": " You could look at it as reductive"
    },
    {
        "start": 1752.4,
        "end": 1753.76,
        "text": " or you could look at it as courageous."
    },
    {
        "start": 1754.24,
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        "text": " Think of it as two scales."
    },
    {
        "start": 1756.16,
        "end": 1757.68,
        "text": " Not musical scales today."
    },
    {
        "start": 1758.16,
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        "text": " We can only be evil"
    },
    {
        "start": 1760.64,
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        "text": " or the lower register of genius."
    },
    {
        "start": 1762.8,
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        "text": " Are we a shrill of evil"
    },
    {
        "start": 1764.64,
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        "text": " or a baritone of genius?"
    },
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        "start": 1767.1200000000001,
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        "text": " Kaz, I'm going to ask you to vote first."
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        "start": 1770.72,
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        "text": " I'm going to go evil."
    },
    {
        "start": 1772.0,
        "end": 1772.72,
        "text": " Didn't see it coming."
    },
    {
        "start": 1775.76,
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        "text": " And just..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1776.24,
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        "text": " I'm still feeling bit uncomfortable about evil."
    },
    {
        "start": 1778.96,
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        "text": " But, you know, if I've got to make a decision,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1780.88,
        "end": 1781.6,
        "text": " then the..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1781.6,
        "end": 1783.6,
        "text": " the scales are definitely tipping that way."
    },
    {
        "start": 1783.6799999999998,
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        "text": " Just a big fake, hypocrite, bad dad."
    },
    {
        "start": 1788.3999999999999,
        "end": 1789.84,
        "text": " Just, yeah, evil."
    },
    {
        "start": 1790.32,
        "end": 1792.56,
        "text": " Rachel, don't be influenced by everyone around you."
    },
    {
        "start": 1792.56,
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        "text": " You are a musician yourself."
    },
    {
        "start": 1794.48,
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        "text": " You play music."
    },
    {
        "start": 1795.52,
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        "text": " You have to acknowledge the genius."
    },
    {
        "start": 1797.36,
        "end": 1798.3999999999999,
        "text": " But do you acknowledge it enough?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1798.8799999999999,
        "end": 1800.48,
        "text": " I don't acknowledge it enough."
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        "start": 1801.6,
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        "text": " I think he's evil of the two options."
    },
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        "start": 1804.0,
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        "text": " I think he's evil."
    },
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        "start": 1804.8,
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        "text": " I think that he did his best work in conjunction"
    },
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        "start": 1807.6799999999998,
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        "text": " with Macartney when he was in the Beatles."
    },
    {
        "start": 1810.56,
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        "text": " And I think there's too much bad stuff."
    },
    {
        "start": 1813.76,
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        "text": " On the other side."
    },
    {
        "start": 1815.36,
        "end": 1816.8799999999999,
        "text": " That just leaves you shone, no pressure."
    },
    {
        "start": 1818.0,
        "end": 1819.28,
        "text": " Well, I just don't..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1819.28,
        "end": 1821.52,
        "text": " I have to call him evil"
    },
    {
        "start": 1822.32,
        "end": 1825.36,
        "text": " because I also think he's just infected,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1825.36,
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        "text": " Britain, with this."
    },
    {
        "start": 1827.12,
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        "text": " I'm just sick of him."
    },
    {
        "start": 1828.8,
        "end": 1829.76,
        "text": " Sick of him."
    },
    {
        "start": 1829.76,
        "end": 1831.12,
        "text": " You just don't know what perfecting is."
    },
    {
        "start": 1831.12,
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        "text": " When you think we've got the leg of the site of him on posters,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1833.9199999999998,
        "end": 1836.0,
        "text": " on books, some sick of documentaries about him,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1836.0,
        "end": 1838.3999999999999,
        "text": " films about him, I don't give a shit."
    },
    {
        "start": 1838.3999999999999,
        "end": 1840.08,
        "text": " Christmas you can't move without that song."
    },
    {
        "start": 1840.08,
        "end": 1840.9599999999998,
        "text": " Oh, okay."
    },
    {
        "start": 1840.9599999999998,
        "end": 1841.4399999999998,
        "text": " I also..."
    },
    {
        "start": 1841.4399999999998,
        "end": 1843.36,
        "text": " Just come back to the coloured round glasses as well."
    },
    {
        "start": 1843.36,
        "end": 1844.1599999999999,
        "text": " Exactly."
    },
    {
        "start": 1844.1599999999999,
        "end": 1845.12,
        "text": " Well, that's the vote."
    },
    {
        "start": 1845.12,
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        "text": " I'm afraid John Lennon is."
    },
    {
        "start": 1847.84,
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        "text": " Evil."
    },
    {
        "start": 1848.56,
        "end": 1850.24,
        "text": " And he goes into the evil box."
    },
    {
        "start": 1850.8,
        "end": 1852.32,
        "text": " Panel, thank you so much."
    },
    {
        "start": 1852.32,
        "end": 1854.8799999999999,
        "text": " It's some of the stuff that's come out in today's discussion."
    },
    {
        "start": 1854.8799999999999,
        "end": 1855.36,
        "text": " It went places."
    },
    {
        "start": 1855.36,
        "end": 1856.4799999999998,
        "text": " I didn't think it would go."
    },
    {
        "start": 1856.4799999999998,
        "end": 1859.76,
        "text": " It's been fun watching you wrestle your love of music"
    },
    {
        "start": 1859.76,
        "end": 1862.6399999999999,
        "text": " with your hatred of misogyny and beating."
    },
    {
        "start": 1862.6399999999999,
        "end": 1864.0,
        "text": " So to be pretty standard."
    },
    {
        "start": 1865.84,
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        "text": " Do subscribe if you've enjoyed evil genius."
    },
    {
        "start": 1868.0,
        "end": 1869.04,
        "text": " The topics are varied."
    },
    {
        "start": 1869.76,
        "end": 1871.6799999999998,
        "text": " If you want to hear a man struggling with the subject,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1871.6799999999998,
        "end": 1872.7199999999998,
        "text": " he's had a week to learn about."
    },
    {
        "start": 1872.88,
        "end": 1874.64,
        "text": " Three panelists who have been briefed properly."
    },
    {
        "start": 1874.64,
        "end": 1877.04,
        "text": " Click subscribe now."
    },
    {
        "start": 1877.04,
        "end": 1879.2,
        "text": " If you've liked it, leave a glowing review underneath."
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    {
        "start": 1879.84,
        "end": 1881.28,
        "text": " Don't, if you haven't liked it,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1881.28,
        "end": 1882.32,
        "text": " and if you leave a negative review,"
    },
    {
        "start": 1882.32,
        "end": 1884.32,
        "text": " I will get your IP address and come and hurt you."
    },
    {
        "start": 1884.32,
        "end": 1887.44,
        "text": " Because I am evil and my comedy isn't that good."
    },
    {
        "start": 1887.44,
        "end": 1887.68,
        "text": " Bye."
    },
    {
        "start": 1893.68,
        "end": 1895.76,
        "text": " Nice to hear Russell Kane doing something different there."
    },
    {
        "start": 1895.76,
        "end": 1896.24,
        "text": " Yeah."
    },
    {
        "start": 1896.24,
        "end": 1897.6000000000001,
        "text": " Yeah, it was really good, wasn't it?"
    },
    {
        "start": 1897.6000000000001,
        "end": 1898.48,
        "text": " Yeah, I like him."
    },
    {
        "start": 1898.48,
        "end": 1901.44,
        "text": " If you like that, just search for evil genius with Russell Kane"
    },
    {
        "start": 1901.44,
        "end": 1902.24,
        "text": " and subscribe."
    },
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        "text": " Thanks for listening."
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        "end": 1904.32,
        "text": " See you next time."
    }
]