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| "text": " I'm taking you to a new place today, Eli, and it's called Grown Up Land." | |
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| "text": " The first one I've got for you is about tattoos" | |
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| "text": " And this week, we are looking at tattoos." | |
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| "text": " Do you have tattoos, guys?" | |
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| "text": " I have zero tattoos." | |
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| "text": " one of my favorite generalization grenades." | |
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| "text": " I don't think tattoos on white men look good." | |
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| "text": " I think they look try hard and lame." | |
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| "text": " How outrageous claims." | |
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| "text": " Have you seen David Beckham?" | |
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| "text": " He married the worst spice girl." | |
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| "text": " Posh spice, so you're..." | |
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| "text": " No, I'm just saying we shouldn't be grading the spice girls." | |
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| "text": " They're all about girl power and collaboration working together." | |
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| "text": " You're out here being like, truth or worst spice girl." | |
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| "text": " Fair enough." | |
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| "text": " And she also, I'm going to double down on what May said." | |
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| "text": " Have you seen David Beckham's like full?" | |
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| "text": " Exception that proves the rule." | |
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| "text": " Have you ever been to Chiang Mai in Thailand?" | |
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| "text": " Shut up, Ned." | |
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| "text": " Chiang Mai in Thailand is a tourist resort." | |
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| }, | |
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| "text": " Have you ever been to Malia in Crete?" | |
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| "text": " No." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Have you ever been to White Beefer?" | |
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| "text": " Have you sexed hard in Ibiza?" | |
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| }, | |
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| "text": " Well, when you haven't seen," | |
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| "text": " steroid it up white men with tribal tattoos," | |
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| "text": " which is probably cultural appropriation," | |
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| "text": " just smeared across them." | |
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| "text": " But looking like..." | |
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| "text": " Smeared, mead." | |
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| "text": " You feel like you know zero things about how tattoos are applied." | |
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| "text": " So, Ned, I take it, you have no tattoos." | |
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| "text": " No, I don't." | |
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| "text": " I actually really want to get a tattoo," | |
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| "text": " which might go against what I said," | |
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| "text": " but it doesn't, because I would get a tattoo straight away" | |
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| "text": " if I thought I would look good." | |
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| "text": " How close do we have to be for you to get a friendship tattoo with me?" | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " We haven't known each other that long, but..." | |
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| "text": " I would consider it after two months, I'd say." | |
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| "text": " Two more months." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " We're approaching, oh two more months." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Yeah, I get it on my foot if that's OK." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " You're right." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 288.0, | |
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| "text": " So, this is my problem." | |
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| "text": " I have loads of tattoos that I regret." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I have like..." | |
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| "text": " Some that I have about 15 tattoos." | |
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| "text": " I got them all between the ages of like 16 and 18." | |
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| "text": " But I have loads of friendship tattoos" | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " where I got the tattoo and then my friends checking out." | |
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| "text": " It's like the kiss of death for a friendship, too." | |
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| "text": " Are you still friends with them?" | |
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| "text": " No, not really." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Have you tried to make friends with the same name?" | |
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| "text": " Just so you're like, well, this is going to waste otherwise." | |
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| "text": " That's such a good idea." | |
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| "text": " I'm trying to find someone called Sabrina Jelise, the very specific." | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
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| "text": " Did you have any of their names tattooed on to you?" | |
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| "text": " Yes, like I have her signature, my friend Sabrina." | |
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| "text": " Martin, what?" | |
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| "text": " I know." | |
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| "text": " And the problem is her signature looks exactly like..." | |
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| "text": " Sean John, puffed-daddies." | |
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| "text": " Puffed-daddies clothing company." | |
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| "text": " So it looks like I'm just branded with Sean John." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " That's amazing." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Why don't you have any, Pishin?" | |
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| "text": " I've always been a scaredy-cat and I was raised by people who were like tattoos of a Satan." | |
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| "text": " Right." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " So obviously I really wanted one because I was deep into Satan." | |
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| "text": " But then I kind of aged out of like the fearless zone." | |
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| "text": " So I was like, fearless and I should get one." | |
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| "text": " And then I aged out of that." | |
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| "text": " And then we were supposed to, for our anniversary last year," | |
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| "text": " both go out and get tattoos." | |
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| "text": " Yeah, yeah." | |
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| "text": " For our one year anniversary, we used to go out and get tattoos." | |
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| "text": " And then on the day I chickened out." | |
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| "text": " And so he just got a tattoo of like a band." | |
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| "text": " That would be so cute." | |
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| "text": " No." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 381.0, | |
| "end": 383.0, | |
| "text": " I have given a tattoo." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 383.0, | |
| "end": 384.0, | |
| "text": " I could do it for you." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 384.0, | |
| "end": 387.0, | |
| "text": " I've done it with a needle and a big pen." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 387.0, | |
| "end": 389.0, | |
| "text": " Wait, a needle and a bit." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 389.0, | |
| "end": 390.0, | |
| "text": " Were you in prison?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 390.0, | |
| "end": 392.0, | |
| "text": " No, I was at a dinner party." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 392.0, | |
| "end": 394.0, | |
| "text": " I was at a dinner party and things got out of hand." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 394.0, | |
| "end": 395.0, | |
| "text": " What?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 395.0, | |
| "end": 397.0, | |
| "text": " I mean, that is an out of hand dinner." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 397.0, | |
| "end": 399.0, | |
| "text": " Well, and dinner party gets out of hand for me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 399.0, | |
| "end": 401.0, | |
| "text": " We crack into their parents' port." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 401.0, | |
| "end": 402.0, | |
| "text": " Like we do." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 402.0, | |
| "end": 404.0, | |
| "text": " You have piercing stuff." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 404.0, | |
| "end": 405.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 405.0, | |
| "end": 408.0, | |
| "text": " I have a nose ring and I have my ears pierced." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 408.0, | |
| "end": 410.0, | |
| "text": " And I debated getting the nose ring for ages." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 410.0, | |
| "end": 413.0, | |
| "text": " And I kept looking at photos of you Google nose rings." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 413.0, | |
| "end": 414.0, | |
| "text": " I kept looking at the image page." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 414.0, | |
| "end": 417.0, | |
| "text": " And if you look at close-up shots of loads of pierced noses." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 417.0, | |
| "end": 418.0, | |
| "text": " Oh, it's weird." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 418.0, | |
| "end": 419.0, | |
| "text": " It doesn't look good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 419.0, | |
| "end": 421.0, | |
| "text": " Without the face, you just said no." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 421.0, | |
| "end": 422.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, just like tight nose shots." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 422.0, | |
| "end": 423.0, | |
| "text": " Tight nose shots." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 423.0, | |
| "end": 425.0, | |
| "text": " And I was showing it to everybody like," | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 425.0, | |
| "end": 426.0, | |
| "text": " do you guys should get this?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 426.0, | |
| "end": 427.0, | |
| "text": " Do you guys should get this?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 427.0, | |
| "end": 429.0, | |
| "text": " No, this looks super weird, don't get it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 429.0, | |
| "end": 430.0, | |
| "text": " But I did." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 430.0, | |
| "end": 432.0, | |
| "text": " Now everyone's like, I thought you always had that piercing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 432.0, | |
| "end": 433.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, it suits you." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 433.0, | |
| "end": 434.0, | |
| "text": " It really suits you." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 434.0, | |
| "end": 435.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 435.0, | |
| "end": 436.0, | |
| "text": " Thanks very much." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 436.0, | |
| "end": 437.0, | |
| "text": " We'll put a picture up on the website so you can all brave me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 437.0, | |
| "end": 438.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 438.0, | |
| "end": 440.0, | |
| "text": " If you were to get a tattoo, what would you get?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 440.0, | |
| "end": 442.0, | |
| "text": " What have you always wanted to get?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 442.0, | |
| "end": 444.0, | |
| "text": " But you're like, people will judge me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 444.0, | |
| "end": 446.0, | |
| "text": " I always really wanted to get some kind of bird." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 446.0, | |
| "end": 450.0, | |
| "text": " I wanted to get some of my favourite books growing up were His Dark Materials by Philip Paulman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 450.0, | |
| "end": 451.0, | |
| "text": " Yes." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 451.0, | |
| "end": 455.0, | |
| "text": " I like some kind of artwork of like the three, like of the Elifio Amateur, the Golden" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 455.0, | |
| "end": 456.0, | |
| "text": " Kind of Dambas by glass." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 456.0, | |
| "end": 457.0, | |
| "text": " Great." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 457.0, | |
| "end": 458.0, | |
| "text": " That's so good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 458.0, | |
| "end": 460.0, | |
| "text": " This might be the first thing we've all agreed on, by the way." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 460.0, | |
| "end": 462.0, | |
| "text": " We're all really into those books." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 462.0, | |
| "end": 463.0, | |
| "text": " I'm going to be craving my tattoos." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 463.0, | |
| "end": 465.0, | |
| "text": " Yes, so good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 465.0, | |
| "end": 471.0, | |
| "text": " I've always wanted to get everything important to me tattooed in one place." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 471.0, | |
| "end": 476.0, | |
| "text": " Can I just say I got a tattoo which was the acronym Everything in the World?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 476.0, | |
| "end": 480.0, | |
| "text": " I also wanted to get everything important to me tattooed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 481.0, | |
| "end": 483.0, | |
| "text": " But so I got EITW for everything in the world." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 483.0, | |
| "end": 484.0, | |
| "text": " Is that what you mean?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 484.0, | |
| "end": 486.0, | |
| "text": " You want to get the words everything important to me?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 486.0, | |
| "end": 490.0, | |
| "text": " No, no, I want to get like literally a representation of everything." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 490.0, | |
| "end": 492.0, | |
| "text": " So again, England fat flag because..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 492.0, | |
| "end": 493.0, | |
| "text": " Wait, wait, wait." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 493.0, | |
| "end": 494.0, | |
| "text": " St. George's a..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 494.0, | |
| "end": 497.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, I know in the current political climate." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 497.0, | |
| "end": 498.0, | |
| "text": " It's not all right." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 498.0, | |
| "end": 500.0, | |
| "text": " But like, I just kind of, it's where I'm from." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 500.0, | |
| "end": 501.0, | |
| "text": " Yes, same with me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 501.0, | |
| "end": 507.0, | |
| "text": " And then T.H.F.C. in each quadrant, the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club," | |
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| { | |
| "start": 508.0, | |
| "end": 511.0, | |
| "text": " then a Lancashire rose in the middle because my mum's from Lancashire." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 511.0, | |
| "end": 512.0, | |
| "text": " Wow." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 512.0, | |
| "end": 515.0, | |
| "text": " And then eight scales of justice above it because..." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " You like that?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 516.0, | |
| "end": 517.0, | |
| "text": " That was my house at school." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 517.0, | |
| "end": 521.0, | |
| "text": " Oh, like, with that context on a white man, this is like the most racist set of tattoos." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 521.0, | |
| "end": 522.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 524.0, | |
| "end": 525.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 525.0, | |
| "end": 531.0, | |
| "text": " And then I wanted a thunderbolt because I wanted to write about a comic character when I was a child" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 531.0, | |
| "end": 535.0, | |
| "text": " who had the ability to throw thunder and also I'd never forget your roots." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 536.0, | |
| "end": 540.0, | |
| "text": " Look, I support this. I think you should do it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 541.0, | |
| "end": 546.0, | |
| "text": " I think the tattoos get a bad rap but this is a clip that I found about this trend" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 546.0, | |
| "end": 548.0, | |
| "text": " where fine artists are doing tattoos now." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 548.0, | |
| "end": 550.0, | |
| "text": " So really high class stuff." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 550.0, | |
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| "text": " And I found a clip from a Radio 4 program called A Mortal Work of Art and it's with Mary Ann Hobbs." | |
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| "end": 560.0, | |
| "text": " Tattooing is increasingly attracting fine artists who are drawn to its techniques" | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 560.0, | |
| "end": 563.0, | |
| "text": " but want to break out of its traditions." | |
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| "end": 567.0, | |
| "text": " New York-based tattooist Amanda Wacko is part of the latest generation" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 567.0, | |
| "end": 570.0, | |
| "text": " who've come into the industry with a fine art background." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 570.0, | |
| "end": 577.0, | |
| "text": " Her distinctive style of tattooing was initially inspired by the abstract expressionist Hans Hoffman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 577.0, | |
| "end": 585.0, | |
| "text": " I was looking at his work and noticing that many of the shapes that he was working with on his canvases were square and rectangular." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 585.0, | |
| "end": 591.0, | |
| "text": " And I wondered if he were going to paint on a surface that wasn't a rectangle or a square." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 592.0, | |
| "end": 597.0, | |
| "text": " What would his shapes look like if he were going to say put a design on someone's skin?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 597.0, | |
| "end": 602.0, | |
| "text": " And at that moment I had the idea that this would be possible to try with skin." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 602.0, | |
| "end": 610.0, | |
| "text": " I mean, my own tattoo artist in Canada from when I was a teenager had his own distinctive style, I'd say." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 610.0, | |
| "end": 618.0, | |
| "text": " His name was Doug. His style was misspelling to tattoos and then charging last for them because of the mistake." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 619.0, | |
| "end": 625.0, | |
| "text": " So he did loads of tattoos for me and they were all cost about $30, which is like 20 pounds." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 625.0, | |
| "end": 629.0, | |
| "text": " Tattoos aren't something you should try to get a good deal for, I think. You just pay the money." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 629.0, | |
| "end": 633.0, | |
| "text": " But I got the word peachy tattooed on me and he spelled it wrong." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 633.0, | |
| "end": 635.0, | |
| "text": " I mean I should have had a peachy." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 635.0, | |
| "end": 636.0, | |
| "text": " Peachy?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 636.0, | |
| "end": 637.0, | |
| "text": " Oh, like old peachy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 637.0, | |
| "end": 640.0, | |
| "text": " It's EY at the end and he spelled it i.e." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 640.0, | |
| "end": 643.0, | |
| "text": " I mean I would have spelled it neither of those waves." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 643.0, | |
| "end": 645.0, | |
| "text": " I really don't know why at the end. Peachy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 645.0, | |
| "end": 646.0, | |
| "text": " Peachy, yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 646.0, | |
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| "text": " Why peachy? Go right out." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I was dating someone and I called a peachy." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I know. I know." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 653.0, | |
| "end": 657.0, | |
| "text": " I'm like I'm very romantic." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 657.0, | |
| "end": 659.0, | |
| "text": " What can I say?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 659.0, | |
| "end": 664.0, | |
| "text": " I think a rule should be that the tattoo artist should google the thing before they do it." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 664.0, | |
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| "text": " So I had, I was a teenager and I got this tattoo. It said I dig a pony." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 668.0, | |
| "end": 674.0, | |
| "text": " And it was, it's the name of a Beatles song and I was like this sums up all the Beatles message in one song." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " This is so beautiful this song." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 676.0, | |
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| "text": " I was, and also I just got out of rehab." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 679.0, | |
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| "text": " And I just got, I just stopped doing coke and I was like this song is about like being free of all your vices and stuff." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 685.0, | |
| "end": 688.0, | |
| "text": " So I got this tattoo. I dig a pony." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 688.0, | |
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| "text": " And then I googled it like the next week." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 690.0, | |
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| "text": " Turns out the first thing that comes up is John Lennon saying this is my least favorite song I ever wrote." | |
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| "start": 695.0, | |
| "end": 698.0, | |
| "text": " It means nothing. It's garbage. I wish I could throw it in the bin." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 698.0, | |
| "end": 702.0, | |
| "text": " We all hate it. All the Beatles hated it. It's just a pile of poo." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " And then I found out that pony is a euphemism for cocaine." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Yeah. So I have a tattoo that says I dig cocaine." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 709.0, | |
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| "text": " It was meant to be like a monument to the fact that I was not doing. Anyway, so that's, I think." | |
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| "text": " That is your teenage years." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 717.0, | |
| "end": 718.0, | |
| "text": " Very different to my." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "end": 720.0, | |
| "text": " But I do like in that clip." | |
| }, | |
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| }, | |
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| "start": 723.0, | |
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| "text": " And I mean, it's just the opposite of mine, but I like that." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 727.0, | |
| "end": 730.0, | |
| "text": " So, Bisha, it's no secret to us that you live on the internet." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " And you've been on a fact-finding mission this week." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " What have you found out about tattoos? Do you have any interesting facts you can share with us?" | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 736.0, | |
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| "text": " I have so many facts for you. I'm so excited." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " I went on the Radio 4 website and I was looking around for more facts about tattoos." | |
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| "text": " I found this clip and it's from the Listening Project." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I want you to hear it and then I'll tell you a fact." | |
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| "end": 751.0, | |
| "text": " This is a chat between mother and daughter, Lara and Maya." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 751.0, | |
| "end": 755.0, | |
| "text": " They're very close. Lara is a single mum to Maya and her older brother Kai." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 755.0, | |
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| "text": " But the kids still see their dad and I say kids." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 758.0, | |
| "end": 760.0, | |
| "text": " But actually they aren't really kids anymore." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 760.0, | |
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| "text": " You're only 14 now, so you've got a few years." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 763.0, | |
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| "text": " But I suppose when you get a bit older it's your choice, isn't it?" | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Exactly." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " Well, I'm 16, I can get a set to pay us about information." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 769.0, | |
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| "text": " So, do you think you will? Probably." | |
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| "text": " Okay. Would you come to me and say to me, I'm going to go and get it done?" | |
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| { | |
| "start": 776.0, | |
| "end": 777.0, | |
| "text": " I'll tell you before." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 777.0, | |
| "end": 779.0, | |
| "text": " What if I said to you, no, you're not having it done." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 779.0, | |
| "end": 781.0, | |
| "text": " I don't want you to. When you're 16." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 781.0, | |
| "end": 783.0, | |
| "text": " I just disobey you." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 783.0, | |
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| "text": " Would you? Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 784.0, | |
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| "text": " Okay. Would you not take into account what I thought about it?" | |
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| { | |
| "start": 787.0, | |
| "end": 790.0, | |
| "text": " I would, but it's my decision really." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 790.0, | |
| "end": 792.0, | |
| "text": " I know what a dime I have pink." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 792.0, | |
| "end": 794.0, | |
| "text": " Is it just about being different then?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 794.0, | |
| "end": 796.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah. I don't want any of the same as everybody else." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 796.0, | |
| "end": 797.0, | |
| "text": " It's stupid." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 797.0, | |
| "end": 800.0, | |
| "text": " Here's the thing with Lara and Maya, right?" | |
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| "start": 800.0, | |
| "end": 805.0, | |
| "text": " So Lara's kind of frustrated with her daughter because she wants to go and go to her septum pierced," | |
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| { | |
| "start": 805.0, | |
| "end": 808.0, | |
| "text": " which by the way, sounds very, very painful in my opinion." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 808.0, | |
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| "text": " You can all differ later." | |
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| "start": 810.0, | |
| "end": 815.0, | |
| "text": " So one of the facts that I found out was about one of the oldest mummies that has ever been dug up." | |
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| "end": 818.0, | |
| "text": " Right? And his name was Otsi. He's an ancient iceman." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 818.0, | |
| "end": 821.0, | |
| "text": " And they discovered that he was covered in 50 plus tattoos." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 821.0, | |
| "end": 824.0, | |
| "text": " And he's the oldest human dude we found." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 824.0, | |
| "end": 825.0, | |
| "text": " Right? 50 human tattoos." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 825.0, | |
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| "text": " But here's the thing." | |
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| "start": 826.0, | |
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| "text": " Here's how they got stuff done back then." | |
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| "start": 828.0, | |
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| "text": " The tattoos were made by puncturing the skin and then rubbing charcoal into like just open wounds." | |
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| "end": 837.0, | |
| "text": " Oh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 837.0, | |
| "end": 839.0, | |
| "text": " That is a bad idea." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 839.0, | |
| "end": 841.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah. So come to a dinner party with me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 842.0, | |
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| "text": " What I'm trying to say is I think that Lara should be really grateful that we don't live in ancient times" | |
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| "start": 847.0, | |
| "end": 850.0, | |
| "text": " and her daughter doesn't want to cut herself open and be covered in charcoal." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 850.0, | |
| "end": 852.0, | |
| "text": " I think we can all agree on that." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 852.0, | |
| "end": 854.0, | |
| "text": " It's a glass-helpful situation." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 854.0, | |
| "end": 855.0, | |
| "text": " I've got so many facts for you guys." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 855.0, | |
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| "text": " I want to talk to you about Sailor's tattoos." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 857.0, | |
| "end": 861.0, | |
| "text": " So apparently all of the tattoos they had has special meanings." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 861.0, | |
| "end": 864.0, | |
| "text": " So if you had a dragon, it meant that you had been to China." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 864.0, | |
| "end": 865.0, | |
| "text": " Oh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 865.0, | |
| "end": 866.0, | |
| "text": " Indeed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 867.0, | |
| "end": 872.0, | |
| "text": " If you had King Neptune or a turtle, it meant that you'd sailed across the equator." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 872.0, | |
| "end": 873.0, | |
| "text": " Aha." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 873.0, | |
| "end": 874.0, | |
| "text": " And if you..." | |
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| "start": 874.0, | |
| "end": 880.0, | |
| "text": " So one thing they need to do, they would get pig and rooster tattoos on the bottom of their feet" | |
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| { | |
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| "text": " to ward against drowning in case of a shipwreck." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 884.0, | |
| "end": 891.0, | |
| "text": " Not because those animals can swim, but because they were stored in buoyant crates that would usually survive any shipwreck." | |
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| "start": 891.0, | |
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| "text": " So I read about this once and one of the things that people think is also that because those animals can't swim," | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 899.0, | |
| "end": 904.0, | |
| "text": " they thought that God would take pity on like a rooster flapping around in the sea" | |
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| { | |
| "start": 904.0, | |
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| "text": " and be more likely to save it than a man where he's like, just swim, mate." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 907.0, | |
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| "text": " Here's a fact." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 908.0, | |
| "end": 909.0, | |
| "text": " Hmm." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 909.0, | |
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| "text": " I don't know if there's a true for Doug, but your skin is preyed between 50 to 3,000 times a minute when you're getting tattooed." | |
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| "text": " Yeah, you can feel it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 919.0, | |
| "end": 922.0, | |
| "text": " It's like a very fast..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 922.0, | |
| "end": 923.0, | |
| "text": " I've got a question." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 923.0, | |
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| "text": " It feels good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 924.0, | |
| "end": 925.0, | |
| "text": " It feels good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 925.0, | |
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| "text": " I think it feels good." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 926.0, | |
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| "text": " I think a lot of people would agree with me that there's something made you're really into like, I think it's an erotic..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 931.0, | |
| "end": 936.0, | |
| "text": " No, I'm really betraying too much, but it's because adrenaline kicks in." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 936.0, | |
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| "text": " And then you have all these mad hormones coursing through your body, so it's kind of a high, I think." | |
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| "text": " So Ned, every week you go out into Grona planned and you complete a challenge related to our weekly topics." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 949.0, | |
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| "text": " So what did you do this week?" | |
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| { | |
| "start": 951.0, | |
| "end": 955.0, | |
| "text": " I decided that I would do something very out of character." | |
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| "text": " I went and got a piercing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " No, really?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 958.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 959.0, | |
| "end": 963.0, | |
| "text": " I'll just play you the clips of me freaking out." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 963.0, | |
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| "text": " So I just got a phone to a couple of pierces." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 968.0, | |
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| "text": " I'm just going to go and get a simple ear piercing, just walk in." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 971.0, | |
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| "text": " A lot of people weren't okay with me recording it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 974.0, | |
| "end": 977.0, | |
| "text": " Not really sure what they didn't want me recording." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Anyway, I know most 13-year-old girls do this with no fear, but I am shitting myself." | |
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| "start": 984.0, | |
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| "text": " And I am not looking forward to it at all." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 986.0, | |
| "end": 988.0, | |
| "text": " All my love is a reaction." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 988.0, | |
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| "text": " Guys, please." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 990.0, | |
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| "text": " Okay." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 991.0, | |
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| "text": " So just enough to get my ear pierced." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 995.0, | |
| "end": 999.0, | |
| "text": " I didn't realise that I'd have to keep it into 46 weeks." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 999.0, | |
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| "text": " So it'll be nice to explain to my parents and my girlfriend." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1003.0, | |
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| "text": " But I'm sure I'll think it's already trendy." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1006.0, | |
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| "text": " I'm just going to add journal." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1008.0, | |
| "end": 1009.0, | |
| "text": " Okay." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1009.0, | |
| "end": 1015.0, | |
| "text": " Mag just wiping my ears, which I really know what that is." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1015.0, | |
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| "text": " Alcohol perhaps." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1017.0, | |
| "end": 1018.0, | |
| "text": " Okay." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1018.0, | |
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| "text": " I'm going to show you a mirror as well." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1021.0, | |
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| "text": " Can I have a look?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1024.0, | |
| "end": 1025.0, | |
| "text": " Okay, perfect." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1025.0, | |
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| "text": " I'm not usually scared of needles, but for some reason this time I'm absolutely curious." | |
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| "text": " That's a pinch." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " It's not really big." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " It's really quick as well." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1036.0, | |
| "end": 1040.0, | |
| "text": " So I'm not worse." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1040.0, | |
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| "text": " Just relax." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1042.0, | |
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| "text": " I'll try." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Can't feel them." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1050.0, | |
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| "text": " Is them?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1052.0, | |
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| "text": " Is that it?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1053.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1054.0, | |
| "end": 1055.0, | |
| "text": " How was it?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1055.0, | |
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| "text": " It was fine." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1056.0, | |
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| "text": " Kind of, I'm intrigued to know what everyone's going to say now." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1063.0, | |
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| "text": " The kind of fear of a pain has passed and now the fear of my friends seeing that saddest mate with a piercing is kind of set in." | |
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| "text": " Are you right?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1074.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1075.0, | |
| "end": 1076.0, | |
| "text": " What's wrong with you?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1076.0, | |
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| "text": " Nothing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1077.0, | |
| "end": 1079.0, | |
| "text": " I'm just fuzzy with my nose and something." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " We got it to two." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1082.0, | |
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| "text": " No, no, no." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1085.0, | |
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| "text": " You have it?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1086.0, | |
| "end": 1087.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1087.0, | |
| "end": 1088.0, | |
| "text": " Fucking hell." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " You couldn't tell it from the clips, but I was actually quite like, what will my parents say? Will they judge me?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1093.0, | |
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| "text": " And they're judging me anyway, so I didn't really make a difference." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1097.0, | |
| "end": 1098.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1098.0, | |
| "end": 1099.0, | |
| "text": " I feel weird having it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1099.0, | |
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| "text": " What I never realised is how much admin goes into this." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1103.0, | |
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| "text": " Really?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1104.0, | |
| "end": 1105.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, you've got to wash it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1105.0, | |
| "end": 1108.0, | |
| "text": " I was like spraying my hair with saline solution last night." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1108.0, | |
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| "text": " I mean, my gene, personal care and..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1110.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah, but like a bloody..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1111.0, | |
| "end": 1115.0, | |
| "text": " I'm fairly hygiene, I shower once a week, it would be day." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1115.0, | |
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| "text": " And I was like, they were like, yeah, don't sleep on that side of your head." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1120.0, | |
| "end": 1122.0, | |
| "text": " I can't tell what side of my head I'm going to sleep on." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1122.0, | |
| "end": 1123.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, that's hard." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1123.0, | |
| "end": 1126.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, I just fall to sleep and then I twist over in my sleep." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1126.0, | |
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| "text": " How do you feel about it aesthetically?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1129.0, | |
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| "text": " I like deniering on a man." | |
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| "start": 1131.0, | |
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| "text": " Well, thank you, mate." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1133.0, | |
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| "text": " I don't think you noticed I'd had it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1137.0, | |
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| "text": " I didn't..." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1138.0, | |
| "end": 1139.0, | |
| "text": " Oh my god, it's tiny." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1139.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah, apparently it has to be small at this stage." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1142.0, | |
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| "text": " It really suits you, man." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1143.0, | |
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| "text": " Thank you very much, mate." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I don't know." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1146.0, | |
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| "text": " I'm kind of tempted to keep it in because I'm going for a new hip, cool, Ned Sedgwick aesthetic." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1152.0, | |
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| "text": " Are you?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1153.0, | |
| "end": 1154.0, | |
| "text": " Well, I'm growing a bit." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1154.0, | |
| "end": 1155.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, I noticed that." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1155.0, | |
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| "text": " So, it's a struggle." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1156.0, | |
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| "text": " It makes stop attempts." | |
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| "text": " And Roxanne, you're a tattooed and pierced person, what do you say?" | |
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| "text": " Oh, yeah." | |
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| "text": " For the past hour, we've all been just complimenting you." | |
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| "text": " Well, no, I know." | |
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| "text": " Really?" | |
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| "text": " But how could she must have got used to it by now?" | |
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| "text": " Do you know what?" | |
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| "text": " I'm really good at covering them up." | |
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| "text": " The one on my neck, it's really light." | |
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| "text": " So, for about a year, I just would put makeup over it." | |
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| "text": " I just need to." | |
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| "text": " I mean, I always show it's like a no-go." | |
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| "text": " I think I'm on like 23." | |
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| "text": " Oh my God." | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " So, you got someone in your neck, your arms." | |
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| "text": " I've got my neck, my arms, my chest, all on my back." | |
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| "text": " I've got my legs." | |
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| "text": " That's right." | |
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| "text": " When did you get your first one?" | |
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| "text": " My first one was when I was 17." | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " The rebellious state." | |
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| "text": " I think I couldn't do something." | |
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| "text": " How big is it?" | |
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| "text": " Apparently, it means, um, biracial." | |
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| "text": " Oh." | |
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| "text": " By Rachel." | |
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| "text": " Just in case I didn't know that when you got it." | |
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| "text": " Well, he said that, but you know, there was 50 of them on the wall." | |
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| "text": " Right." | |
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| "text": " I don't know." | |
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| "text": " It could really mean chicken, chow, main." | |
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| "text": " I don't know." | |
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| "text": " But you were before when I was saying that they've, I think they feel kind of good." | |
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| "text": " You were shaking your head." | |
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| "text": " No." | |
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| "text": " Yeah, sorry." | |
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| "text": " But you keep getting them." | |
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| "text": " No." | |
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| "text": " I know." | |
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| "text": " I'm like one of them women that, hey, having children but keeps having them." | |
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| "text": " Right." | |
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| "text": " And you've got loads of piercings as well." | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I've taken a look out so I don't know if you can see my ears." | |
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| "text": " Really?" | |
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| "text": " Right." | |
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| "text": " And ears." | |
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| "text": " Oh, wow." | |
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| "text": " I really think so." | |
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| "text": " Free my lip." | |
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| "text": " So it went in the back of my lip here and came out here." | |
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| "text": " Why did you take it out?" | |
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| "text": " Because I was performing." | |
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| "text": " And as I'm performing halfway, my tough, hooked on." | |
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| "text": " Yeah, I got my nipple." | |
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| "text": " Oh, and it came out." | |
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| "text": " Carnival." | |
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| "text": " You bob Marley." | |
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| "text": " I put a string vest on." | |
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| "text": " Oh my god." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Trying different colors." | |
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| "text": " So back on." | |
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| "text": " thing stacked against you and whatever job you want to do, you don't want to." | |
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| "text": " You consider it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1409.0, | |
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| "text": " You're like, is this going to make my promise make it harder?" | |
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| { | |
| "start": 1411.0, | |
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| "text": " I'd say just put it in, put on your t-shirt." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1413.0, | |
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| "text": " Get it on your bum." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1414.0, | |
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| "text": " Get it on your butt." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1415.0, | |
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| "text": " Stephen, that's quite discriminating, no?" | |
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| { | |
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| "text": " Because then I guess it's saying that it's unprofessional to have tattoos." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 1420.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1421.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1422.0, | |
| "end": 1423.0, | |
| "text": " It's going to be different though." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " I mean, our generation is we're all going to be super tattooed grandparents and stuff." | |
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| { | |
| "start": 1428.0, | |
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| "text": " I think it's going to be." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1429.0, | |
| "end": 1430.0, | |
| "text": " You're going to do it in your own." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1430.0, | |
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| "text": " That'd be great." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1431.0, | |
| "end": 1432.0, | |
| "text": " Be old." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1432.0, | |
| "end": 1433.0, | |
| "text": " I'm going to have nine chins with tattoos on." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1433.0, | |
| "end": 1434.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1434.0, | |
| "end": 1435.0, | |
| "text": " I didn't know why." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1435.0, | |
| "end": 1438.0, | |
| "text": " That's never been the thing that convinced me not to get tattoos." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1438.0, | |
| "end": 1439.0, | |
| "text": " What are you doing in order?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1439.0, | |
| "end": 1441.0, | |
| "text": " I'm going to look back at what a legend I was when I was young." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1441.0, | |
| "end": 1442.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1442.0, | |
| "end": 1446.2, | |
| "text": " This perfectly ties into a question, Becca sent in, which is I want to get a tattoo, but" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1446.2, | |
| "end": 1447.2, | |
| "text": " my parents won't let me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1447.2, | |
| "end": 1450.0, | |
| "text": " They keep saying I should be afraid of what I look like when I'm an old woman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1450.0, | |
| "end": 1451.0, | |
| "text": " Help." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1451.0, | |
| "end": 1453.0, | |
| "text": " So we've got a clip actually that relates to this." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1453.0, | |
| "end": 1458.0, | |
| "text": " Brenda and Pat came in a little while ago and you don't really see people there age sort" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1458.0, | |
| "end": 1460.0, | |
| "text": " of coming into a tattoo studio." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1460.0, | |
| "end": 1461.0, | |
| "text": " That's 78." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1461.0, | |
| "end": 1463.0, | |
| "text": " They're crazy ladies, which is great." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1463.0, | |
| "end": 1464.0, | |
| "text": " It's my sort of customers." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1464.0, | |
| "end": 1465.0, | |
| "text": " Right." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1465.0, | |
| "end": 1466.0, | |
| "text": " Just strip off." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1466.0, | |
| "end": 1469.0, | |
| "text": " You're only having it done on your shoulder, Brad." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1469.0, | |
| "end": 1472.0, | |
| "text": " If you haven't got any trousers on, I'll take your trousers off." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1472.0, | |
| "end": 1477.0, | |
| "text": " I'm going to have a bottle of light on my left shoulder because I've seen it on other girls." | |
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| "start": 1477.0, | |
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| "text": " And I just think it's a lovely place to have it, particularly in the summer when you've" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1480.0, | |
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| "text": " got low cut dresses and that." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1482.0, | |
| "end": 1487.0, | |
| "text": " I know I'm getting on, but I still think it's very sexy." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " That was a clip from Saturday Live on Radio 4." | |
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| "start": 1495.0, | |
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| "text": " I love Pat and Brenda." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1496.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1497.0, | |
| "end": 1499.0, | |
| "text": " That's a bit of a wicket, doesn't it?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1499.0, | |
| "end": 1501.0, | |
| "text": " It's like, why live with regrets?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1501.0, | |
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| "text": " And here's the thing no one says, you can always just get it removed." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1505.0, | |
| "end": 1506.0, | |
| "text": " I was going to say that." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1506.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah, that's true." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1507.0, | |
| "end": 1508.0, | |
| "text": " It is pretty painful." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1508.0, | |
| "end": 1509.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, a bit." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1509.0, | |
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| "text": " It's just painful." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1510.0, | |
| "end": 1511.0, | |
| "text": " True." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1511.0, | |
| "end": 1514.0, | |
| "text": " But they freeze your skin and then they hit it with the laser and burn it off." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1514.0, | |
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| "text": " One thing she could do is get like a henna tattoo, version of whatever she's going to get." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1518.0, | |
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| "text": " True." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1519.0, | |
| "end": 1522.0, | |
| "text": " And then like just walk around with it and be like, Mum and Dad, look at my tattoo I've got." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1522.0, | |
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| "text": " That is the message that I do." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1523.0, | |
| "end": 1524.0, | |
| "text": " The message that I do." | |
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| "start": 1524.0, | |
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| "text": " Then she's like, oh, the world carried on existing and then go get a real one." | |
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| "start": 1527.0, | |
| "end": 1528.0, | |
| "text": " That's true." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1528.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1529.0, | |
| "end": 1531.0, | |
| "text": " About my mum got her first tattoo when she was 40." | |
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| { | |
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| "text": " I went with her and she got a life health and prosperity and Egyptian hieroglyphs." | |
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| "start": 1536.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1537.0, | |
| "end": 1538.0, | |
| "text": " That's awesome." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1538.0, | |
| "end": 1544.0, | |
| "text": " And then when she was 40, she was like, yeah, for my 50th birthday, I'm going to get around my whole waist in elf writing." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1544.0, | |
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| "text": " One ring to rule them all and in the darkness find them." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1547.0, | |
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| "text": " Oh, no." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1548.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1549.0, | |
| "end": 1550.0, | |
| "text": " You know who he just got my mind." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1550.0, | |
| "end": 1553.0, | |
| "text": " I know for everyone in the family, I was like, we didn't even know you liked Lord of the ring." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1553.0, | |
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| "text": " But she never talks about it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1555.0, | |
| "end": 1557.0, | |
| "text": " This is an anonymous question." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1557.0, | |
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| "text": " Exciting." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1558.0, | |
| "end": 1562.0, | |
| "text": " My friend is about to get a tattoo of his girlfriend's name on his back." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1562.0, | |
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| "text": " And she's doing the same." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1564.0, | |
| "end": 1565.0, | |
| "text": " Is this cute and romantic?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1565.0, | |
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| "text": " Oh, I've been opinion about this." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1566.0, | |
| "end": 1568.0, | |
| "text": " Is this cute and romantic?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1568.0, | |
| "end": 1573.0, | |
| "text": " Or should I warn him that the relationship might not last forever, but the tattoo will yikes." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1573.0, | |
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| "text": " If only we had someone who's made the similar." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1576.0, | |
| "end": 1577.0, | |
| "text": " Same." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1577.0, | |
| "end": 1579.0, | |
| "text": " I've got two from relationships." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1579.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1580.0, | |
| "end": 1583.0, | |
| "text": " I've got a queen of hearts card on the back of my thigh." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1583.0, | |
| "end": 1585.0, | |
| "text": " And the top queen is me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1585.0, | |
| "end": 1588.0, | |
| "text": " And the bottom queen was my ex girlfriend." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1588.0, | |
| "end": 1593.0, | |
| "text": " And then I've also got this symbol which we've both got which is kind of a woman has loved the woman." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1593.0, | |
| "end": 1596.0, | |
| "text": " And I know we're not together but to me it's memories." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1596.0, | |
| "end": 1597.0, | |
| "text": " Oh, that's good." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1597.0, | |
| "end": 1598.0, | |
| "text": " It sounds like you have a zen." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1598.0, | |
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| "text": " It's memories." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1599.0, | |
| "end": 1604.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, I'm like, I've already squirted the other day that says, the fact that it hurts me lets me know it was real." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1604.0, | |
| "end": 1607.0, | |
| "text": " So even if I look back and I think, oh, we didn't last." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1607.0, | |
| "end": 1611.0, | |
| "text": " I still have the memories and the lessons that I've learned kind of things." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1611.0, | |
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| "text": " That is so." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1612.0, | |
| "end": 1614.0, | |
| "text": " It's not like, oh, I need to get this off me." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1614.0, | |
| "end": 1616.0, | |
| "text": " It's like, no, it was a part of my life." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1616.0, | |
| "end": 1617.0, | |
| "text": " Like school." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1617.0, | |
| "end": 1618.0, | |
| "text": " Yeah, part of your life." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1618.0, | |
| "end": 1621.0, | |
| "text": " Whether you were bullied or you were popular, it was a memory." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1621.0, | |
| "end": 1623.0, | |
| "text": " But you were the most beautiful symbols." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1623.0, | |
| "end": 1626.0, | |
| "text": " This was supposed to get like a full name." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1626.0, | |
| "end": 1628.0, | |
| "text": " Full names are what I would not recommend." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1628.0, | |
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| "text": " Do you have a full name?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1629.0, | |
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| "text": " I don't have a full name of an ex but I have that nickname that I call there and then I have friends full names." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1635.0, | |
| "end": 1637.0, | |
| "text": " I would say advise against full names." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1637.0, | |
| "end": 1638.0, | |
| "text": " Go with something symbolic." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1638.0, | |
| "end": 1642.0, | |
| "text": " Like the Queen of Hearts thing is cool or just have a dinner party." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1642.0, | |
| "end": 1643.0, | |
| "text": " Here's another question." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1643.0, | |
| "end": 1650.0, | |
| "text": " This is from at imaginary really who says, I want to get a tattoo to piss off my parents but I can't decide what to get." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1650.0, | |
| "end": 1654.0, | |
| "text": " Ideas for tattoos that will annoy my parents the most, please." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1654.0, | |
| "end": 1658.0, | |
| "text": " So this sounds like it's time for Steve Alley's perspective." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1658.0, | |
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| "text": " Steve is from Syria and he's here every week to help us with the questions that we can't crack ourselves." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1663.0, | |
| "end": 1664.0, | |
| "text": " Steve?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1664.0, | |
| "end": 1665.0, | |
| "text": " Hey, imaginary really." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1665.0, | |
| "end": 1669.0, | |
| "text": " Your problem reminds me of the time when I was living with my parents." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1669.0, | |
| "end": 1673.0, | |
| "text": " They used to annoy me and sometimes I wanted to do things to piss them off." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1673.0, | |
| "end": 1679.0, | |
| "text": " But then when Civil War broke out in Syria when I was 19 and we had to flee and I had to leave them," | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1679.0, | |
| "end": 1684.0, | |
| "text": " I found that me having to get across dangerous borders and miss them whenever I could get signal" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1684.0, | |
| "end": 1688.0, | |
| "text": " from refugee camps freaked them out so much more than anything else I could do." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1688.0, | |
| "end": 1697.0, | |
| "text": " So I recommend if you really want to piss your parents off ghost stateless and let police hold the police and international governments do it for you." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1697.0, | |
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| "text": " In the meantime, why don't you tattoo?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1700.0, | |
| "end": 1705.0, | |
| "text": " It's really cool to get in to live with my mum and dad on the back of your hands." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1705.0, | |
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| "text": " But having said that, I really want to get a tattoo that says their mask is on my wrist but I'm too scared of upsetting my mum." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1711.0, | |
| "end": 1713.0, | |
| "text": " So what do I know?" | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1719.0, | |
| "end": 1722.0, | |
| "text": " So to wrap up, let's find out what we've learned this week." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
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| "text": " Nud?" | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " Wait until you can afford to get a good one because you don't want the pain or the infections." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1728.0, | |
| "end": 1733.0, | |
| "text": " If you're ever shipwrecked, have a tattoo of a restaurant you've been." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1734.0, | |
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| "text": " Google the Beatles song that you're going to get before you get it." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1737.0, | |
| "end": 1740.0, | |
| "text": " Don't wear a string vest when you've got a nipple's piercing." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1740.0, | |
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| "text": " Yeah." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1741.0, | |
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| "text": " If you're getting a friendship tattoo with someone, make sure they get it first." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1745.0, | |
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| "text": " I've learned to stop making excuses for not having a tattoo, blaming other people and just get one." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1752.0, | |
| "end": 1755.0, | |
| "text": " Be the ueest you that you can be." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " I'm crying." | |
| }, | |
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| "start": 1756.0, | |
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| "text": " This thing off your mum and dad isn't as fun when you're in the national water." | |
| }, | |
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| "text": " That was great." | |
| }, | |
| { | |
| "start": 1763.0, | |
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| "text": " I think that's so much of my issue." | |
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| "text": " This has been grown upland with me, Mae Martin, Bishakai, Ali, Ned Sedgwick, our guest rocks in and Steve Ali." | |
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| "text": " It was co-created by Deborah Frances White for the spontaneity shop and BBC Radio 4." | |
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| "text": " The producer was Al Radell." | |
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| "text": " The clips you heard today were from Immortal Work of Art, The Listening Project and Saturday Live." | |
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| "text": " They're all available on Radio 4 and listen again." | |
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| "text": " If I had to, I'd get a tattoo of a dog." | |
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| "text": " What kind of dog?" | |
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| "text": " A pomeranian mixed with a fox Terry that swipes and looks like an Arctic fox." | |
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| "text": " Have you got any tattoos, Rian?" | |
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| "text": " Eli, you don't know me well enough for me to divulge that sort of information." | |
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| "text": " That was grown upland." | |
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| "text": " Thanks very much for listening. See you next time." | |
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