text: Alyssa: Have you seen Fergie’s national anthem? Illuminati does a great job.
  Derek: This is not normal. I saw it last week…
  Alyssa: What do you think about it?
  Derek: I can fart bright stripes and bright stars better then she sings.
  Alyssa: The best part is that she acts like she nailed it. But at least it's funny in a good way.
  Derek: It is 😂
target: Derek and Alyssa make fun of Fergie's performance of the national anthem.