dialouge: :  Jesus [Bleep] Christ. From now on, no more of this clever-name bullshit. When a vampire is pretending to be a human, they can just call themselves Alan Jefferson or something like that. It’s crazy, right? I mean, am I being an asshole? Okay, I feel like everybody in the room is looking at me like I’m the buzzkill. I’m not? Good. Okay. Great.